Butterball Powerbottom: Trump Telling Officials to Skip the White House Correspondents Dinner, and the Savage Mockery That Sarah Sanders Endured Last Year, is an "Attack Against the Media"

CNN’s Brian Stelter says Trump administration officials skipping the White House Correspondents’ Dinner is an “attack against the media” pic.twitter.com/hrXwRy0Nx7
— Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) April 23, 2019

Here's a reminder of the "valuable schmoozing" White House officials can expect at this "festive event."

As the Washington Post headlined it, the WHCD emcee "eviscerated" Sanders.

Mark Dice hasn't done a dub of this proclamation from Tater yet, but he did one of Sweet Brian whining about the Mueller report.

That video is something else -- there, Tater makes the case that unhinged media speculation "has value too" because it permits melt-brained lunatics a place to go where they can feel validated.

In so many words -- he says it gives people "a place to turn to" where they can see other people "who want to know the answers," or something like that.

And speaking of morbidly obese gender-ambiguous propagandists:

Just now boarding at Reagan:
Gate agent laughing: “Does Trump love you yet?”
Me: “I doubt it.”
He, turning serious: “The Democrats need to impeach him. He’s dangerous.”
Me: “Are you a Democrat?”
Him: “I’m a Reagan Republican. I came here when he was president. A real president.”
— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) April 23, 2019

People seem to find this exchange unlikely.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:19 PM

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1
New name - Thumbeliina.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 12:20 PM (zBaqJ)

2 What the hell?

New name - Thumbellina.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 12:21 PM (zBaqJ)

3 Pay attention to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2019 12:21 PM (5tb4C)

4 Tater is only 33.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 12:21 PM (W+vEI)

5 The shit-filled Human condom is trying to expel more feces, I see.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 12:21 PM (UnA8+)

6 4 Tater is only 33.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 12:21 PM (W+vEI)

His bra size.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 12:22 PM (zBaqJ)

7 I prefer to listen to tater in the alternate voice...

Posted by: DXO at April 24, 2019 12:23 PM (nzKWW)

8 Journolistas are finding out that no one cares about them except themselves. Which was the whole reason for the stupid dinner.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 24, 2019 12:23 PM (Kpl3J)

9 >>Tater is only 33.

What's his Cup Size, though?

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 12:23 PM (gou/W)

10 5 The shit-filled Human condom is trying to expel more feces, I see.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 12:21 PM (UnA8+)

LOL.

Shambling bi-pedal colostomy bag.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 12:23 PM (zBaqJ)

11 Poor Bill Kristol, he used to be somebody.

Now he's reduced to a pseudo-Republican Pomeranian, circling and yipping shrilly, nipping at President Trump's ankles

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at April 24, 2019 12:24 PM (T09ml)

12 CNN has really decayed. They were a lame news source that turned into a really biased news source and now have just turned into a ranting propaganda outlet for the Democratic Party. They don't do news any more. They just spew talking points.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 12:24 PM (39g3+)

13 I will incessantly celebrate real attacks on the media.

Posted by: trev006 at April 24, 2019 12:24 PM (pZ+Vo)

14 bill kristol is getting just as bad as Tom Friedman, with all of his infinite chats with Wise Cab Drivers.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 24, 2019 12:24 PM (Kpl3J)

15 Bill Kristol is flying off to interview a new bull for his wife..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 24, 2019 12:24 PM (so+oy)

16 Me: Hello sir, what is your identification?

Him: Why I'm a rock-ribbed conservative. I've been voting Republican since the 1870s, fought alongside John Wayne in WWII, and was the secret behind-the-scenes advisor to Nancy Reagan.

Me: And what are your feelings today?

Him: My favorites are Bernie Sanders and Kamala Harris! Trump is Satan incarnate. Socialism forever!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at April 24, 2019 12:25 PM (5tb4C)

17 What's his Cup Size, though?

His bro is a 45A, he doesn't even have that going for him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 12:25 PM (39g3+)

18 Straight forward from here:

1. Dis-invite Trump the first year of his presidency.
2. Cruelly mock his representative Sarah Sanders.
3. Trump decide F this, I'm not attending next year.
4. Claim that it's time to rethink and pair down the event, that actually, celebrities not needed.
5. Whine the 3rd year of Trump's presidency that Trump's continued alienation/decision to skip it is "an attack."

Can't wait to what happens next year, --IF-- it even happens.

*whistles tune for "I can turn you inside out with what I choose not to do.."*

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 12:25 PM (W+vEI)

19 The shit-filled Human condom is trying to expel more feces, I see.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 12:21 PM (UnA8+)

------

Ive posted before that Tater looks like a ribbed condom stuffed with five pounds of sugar cookie dough and a smiley face drawn in on the reservoir tip.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2019 12:25 PM (8XRCm)

20 Kristol's guy has been a gate agent for 31 years?

Posted by: BignJames at April 24, 2019 12:26 PM (ykq7q)

21 Refusing to join me for dinner is an attack on me.

Posted by: zombie Jeffrey Dahmer at April 24, 2019 12:26 PM (nEOLy)

22 9 >>Tater is only 33.

What's his Cup Size, though?
Posted by: garrett

IQ

Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2019 12:26 PM (5tb4C)

23 The media has turned into a pack of unruly petulant feral children who need a good spanking and sent to their rooms. Failing that, to the gibbet for the lot starting with Jim Acoster and April Dumass Ryan.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 12:26 PM (IQUu2)

24 Kristol's guy has been a gate agent for 31 years?
Posted by: BignJames at April 24, 2019

+++++

So really a Democrat, then.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at April 24, 2019 12:26 PM (T09ml)

25 4 Tater is only 33.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 12:21 PM (W+vEI)

33 regular-sized humans.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 24, 2019 12:27 PM (t6MX/)

26 bill kristol is getting just as bad as Tom Friedman, with all of his infinite chats with Wise Cab Drivers.

Remember all of Dick Gephardt's imaginary friends he discussed things with and got ideas from? Even the media thought it was pathetic

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 12:27 PM (39g3+)

27 Woke gate agents really bring out my inner homosexual.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at April 24, 2019 12:27 PM (SkuXa)

28
Yes Bill...... Im sure all gate attendants know who you .... were.... and jocularly encourage you to "fight on".

**makes jerkoff motion.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2019 12:27 PM (8XRCm)

29 Winning: PDT gets the DC health inspector to show up the morning of the WHCD and they close the kitchen.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 24, 2019 12:27 PM (0tfLf)

30

EM CHILI-CHEESE DIP FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at April 24, 2019 12:28 PM (GEhPL)

31 It's like the Holocaust all over again... It really is

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 24, 2019 12:28 PM (flINI)

32 >>bill kristol is getting just as bad as Tom Friedman, with all of his infinite chats with Wise Cab Drivers.

Wait 'till he takes a blue collar childhood friend to lunch at a chi-chi NYC deli!

Posted by: David Brooks at April 24, 2019 12:28 PM (W+vEI)

33 ME : I just flew in from my wife's gangbang...Boy are my arms tired!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at April 24, 2019 12:28 PM (gou/W)

34 A 33 year old potato? No wonder he's so rotten.

Posted by: wth at April 24, 2019 12:28 PM (v0R5T)

35 Ahoy!

Posted by: G marks the spot at April 24, 2019 12:28 PM (Bh++b)

36 My friend T-Bone says that Bill Kristol made that gate attendant up.

Posted by: Corey Booker at April 24, 2019 12:29 PM (iys0/)

37
I'd go to the dinner if it involved hurling rotten vegetables and dung at Michelle Wolf and Wanda Syke-o.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 12:29 PM (zBaqJ)

38 It's sad that the Rear Admiral is just making shit up.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 24, 2019 12:29 PM (b/zae)

39 The nickname "Tater" has to be the most perfect put-down ever.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at April 24, 2019 12:29 PM (T09ml)

40 not long ago I was flying from JAX to CHI and there collecting his bags was the princeling himself, Bill Kristol going to the baggage claim area; and I smiled because I read this website everyday

Posted by: paulnjax at April 24, 2019 12:29 PM (nbaBy)

41 Who the fuck pays for this "dinner" that is really a fucking nerd prom.
If the douchebag journolisters want to have a dinner let their organizations pay for it.

Posted by: Timon at April 24, 2019 12:29 PM (dKm4U)

42 Kapn'n Kristol is doing it wrong. Should have made it a 5-year old.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 12:29 PM (+/7JY)

43 I suggest Stetlers nickname be changed to "Butterball Pillowbottom", which is more accurate, as there is absolutely nothing powerful about him.....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 24, 2019 12:30 PM (jjaLl)

44 Trump should serve them airline quality fish dinners. And lock the bathrooms.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 12:30 PM (IQUu2)

45 ME : I'd offer you a reacharound, but it wouldn't be nearly humiliating enough for me.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at April 24, 2019 12:30 PM (gou/W)

46 Get bent, Tater.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 24, 2019 12:30 PM (Boy/L)

47 Brooke thinks everyone is ogling her leg, but the chyron is in the way.

Posted by: wth at April 24, 2019 12:30 PM (v0R5T)

48 No one can justify the cruelty toward SHS. If even one of those correspondents had a spark of decency, they would have stood up and booed.

Posted by: Ever at April 24, 2019 12:30 PM (WvFai)

49 41 Who the fuck pays for this "dinner" that is really a fucking nerd prom.
If the douchebag journolisters want to have a dinner let their organizations pay for it.
Posted by: Timon at April 24, 2019 12:29 PM (dKm4U)

"Nerd Prom" my ass.

"Back-Bitey Bitch Prom".

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 12:31 PM (UnA8+)

50 ME : I just flew in from my wife's gangbang...Boy are my arms tired!
Posted by: Bill Kristol at April 24, 2019 12:28 PM (gou/W)

Cap'n Bill just wants Donnie "Two Scoops" to notice him. Once he gets the courtship out of the way, Bill will ask Trump if he can hold his cock and insert it into his wife so she can know what pleasure is.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 24, 2019 12:31 PM (3sjI6)

51 43
I suggest Stetlers nickname be changed to "Butterball Pillowbottom",
which is more accurate, as there is absolutely nothing powerful about
him.....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 24, 2019 12:30 PM (jjaLl)

He wreaks of despair and rejection.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 24, 2019 12:31 PM (t6MX/)

52 His bra size.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 12:22 PM (zBaqJ)

For his Tater Tits

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 12:31 PM (+/7JY)

53 Any comment I make from my home device is being deleted.
I guess the ISP has been banned. However I have no idea if I've broken any site rue. If I have it's been inadvertent and I apologise though I'm still at a loss as to what I might have done.

If this gets through can someone explain why this has happened? I know I'm not long on this site butI enjoy the humour and ethos of the place and would be sad to not participate fully due to a misunderstanding.

If any moron or site admin could help it would be appreciated, thanks

RVS.

Posted by: Rudi Von Starnberg at April 24, 2019 12:31 PM (sOaKz)

54 Rear Admiral Kristol has to caper and cavort for his new master or he won't get any peanuts.

He's just a hurdy-gurdy type of simian.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 12:31 PM (IQUu2)

55 >>an "attack on the media."

Trump should send mannequins.

Posted by: Zod at April 24, 2019 12:31 PM (Bdeb0)

56 The press is all angry at the president not attending the dinner because its all about them. They can be completely open about it, instead of just trying to work it into every news broadcast.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 12:32 PM (39g3+)

57 55 Trump should send mannequins.
Posted by: Zod at April 24, 2019 12:31 PM (Bdeb0)

Trumpy Bears.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 12:32 PM (UnA8+)

58 >>I guess the ISP has been banned. However I have no idea if I've broken any site rue.

'Rudi - You have ruined my Gumbo!'

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 12:32 PM (gou/W)

59 Bill is always on about his man-on-the-street interviews that happen when Joe Sixpack just recognizes him and tells him how awful Trump is. Usually. Sometimes they like Trump, and Bill gets mad.

It's ludicrous. It never happens. Nobody recognizes Kristol aside from politics nerds like us. 99% of people just see a tubby, wheezing, gout-ridden rich guy with an attitude problem.

It's like if the sound guy from a B-movie studio kept carrying on about all the people who recognize him and praise his work.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 24, 2019 12:33 PM (5aX2M)

60 Trump should serve them airline quality fish dinners. And lock the bathrooms.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 12:30 PM (IQUu2)

And the liquor cabinets. Liquor helps make liberal comedians funny.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 24, 2019 12:33 PM (3sjI6)

61 >>Trump should send mannequins.

Dressed as Pepe the Frog.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 12:33 PM (gou/W)

62 Ah, so it's an attack that he is (again) having a rally on the night of the WHCD.

How many different ways did the MSM, and DC press in particular pick this fight with Trump?
Too many examples.

How about this, Tater: you speculated that Trump beat Melania so bad she was in hiding during a spell where she made no public appearances (but was seen un the WH).

After that, why should Trump opt to grace your little dinner in celebration of "free speech" and almost successfully getting him and a few of his kids locked up for treason?

Yeah, this is Trump's fault. *eye roll*

Posted by: David Brooks at April 24, 2019 12:34 PM (W+vEI)

63 normally the conversation with EVERY agent is this "ID please; how many bags are you checking today; here is your boarding pass have a nice flight"
they have too many other passengers to be all Chatty Cathy with anyone

Posted by: paulnjax at April 24, 2019 12:34 PM (nbaBy)

64 The media so wants to be persecuted.I mean not really murdered or anything just harsh language.

Posted by: steevy at April 24, 2019 12:34 PM (AjVAj)

65 So what's this year's "entertainment"? Jen Rubin shooting hard boiled eggs?

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 24, 2019 12:34 PM (b/zae)

66 who need a good spanking and sent to their rooms.

This IS their spanking. Wait til the DOJ sends a few to their cells.

Posted by: DaveA at April 24, 2019 12:34 PM (FhXTo)

67 I like how the news crawl at the bottom of the CNN video is frozen at "ICKEE IRISH NEWS REPORTS"

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 24, 2019 12:34 PM (Ez6QX)

68 Mannequins dressed in clothes more expensive than what the media hacks can afford. And each face would be labeled NPC1, NPC2, NPC3...

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 12:34 PM (IQUu2)

69 Technically, Two Gate Agents and Bill Kristols' Wife make a sandwich.

Fight me!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at April 24, 2019 12:35 PM (gou/W)

70 The news media had three choices before them when attacked by the president.

1) Carefully reexamine their content and behavior to see if what they are doing is flawed or wrong, and if he has a point
2) ignore him and go on doing what they do
3) Double down on all the things they are criticized for and whine when called on it

Their problem is that, as leftists, they project upon Trump what they would mean and do in his place by what he's saying. If they were in power and acted like that, it would mean at the very least an IRS colonoscopy and government agency abuse, and probably jail time if not the camps. So they think that's what he means.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 12:35 PM (39g3+)

71 When a dem is in the White House, the WHCD is all about sucking up to the White House.

With a rep in the White House, it's all about making the White House a target for their hate.

Trump is right, nobody from the White House should go and make themselves a punching bag for the hatefest that is the WHCD.

Posted by: Boots at April 24, 2019 12:35 PM (e9omi)

72 Oh cry me a freaking river you media sad-sacks.

Oh, and as for Billy KristolMeth's tweet. Yeah, I'll take "Shit That Absolutely Did NOT Happen" for $800, Alex.

Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 12:36 PM (fF3XF)

73 68 Mannequins dressed in clothes more expensive than what the media hacks can afford. And each face would be labeled NPC1, NPC2, NPC3...
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 12:34 PM (IQUu2)

With playback devices, on timers, staggered, to play back the "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" noise.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 12:36 PM (UnA8+)

74 Trump should send Muslims. Silent, impassive Muslims. In mufti.

Nervous smiles, sweaty palms. Beautifully mutated.

Posted by: Zod at April 24, 2019 12:36 PM (Bdeb0)

75 It's like if the sound guy from a B-movie studio kept carrying on about all the people who recognize him and praise his work.

Dude! You're the guy in pink shorts holding the boom mic during the filming of A New Hope!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 12:36 PM (39g3+)

76 I'd fuck me.

Posted by: Jim Acosta at April 24, 2019 12:37 PM (SkuXa)

77 Hey, it took me three or four minutes to compose this and then it got Willowed!

To the tune of Oklahoma!

Open borders
Where the scum comes sweeping from the south
Where the bullets are fleet
And the drugs are sweet
And the death comes like a cottonmouth!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 24, 2019 12:37 PM (+y/Ru)

78 >> The press is all angry at the president not attending the dinner because its all about them. They can be completely open about it, instead of just trying to work it into every news broadcast.

"Why do you keep skipping an event where we pay a comedian to make rude jokes about you, your staff and your family while you have to sit there, grin and bear it?"

Had they been more sporting with Sarah Sanders that first year Trump probably would have attended the next one. However, by dis-inviting him AND abusing his proxy they burned the bridge. Recall that the press jumped to the defense of that vile comedian when people were horrified by her bad jokes.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 12:38 PM (W+vEI)

79 20 Kristol's guy has been a gate agent for 31 years?
__________________

Ima real go-getter, amigo!

Posted by: Immigrant gate agent at April 24, 2019 12:38 PM (k4dH2)

80 There are no Reagan Republican gate agents at Reagan National. What Kristol describes here is a political Yeti.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 24, 2019 12:38 PM (Boy/L)

81 What the Press don't understand is that they slit their own throats.

Political news is all about access to inside sources, and they have alienated a LOT of those sources.

Trump could get rid of the Press pool tomorrow is he wanted. He still retains Freedom of Speech for himself and his administration.

Now, of only the REST of the GOP would realize the power they actually have over the Press, things might change.

Posted by: Don Q at April 24, 2019 12:38 PM (NgKpN)

82 Mannequins dressed in clothes more expensive than what the media hacks can afford.

I can so afford pants!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at April 24, 2019 12:39 PM (iys0/)

83 WHCforD

They're easy to catch but awfully fatty and taste like the shit they're full of.

Posted by: NileCrocodiles at April 24, 2019 12:39 PM (FhXTo)

84 80 There are no Reagan Republican gate agents at Reagan National. What Kristol describes here is a political Yeti.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 24, 2019 12:38 PM (Boy/L)

MacGuffin?

Posted by: Don Q at April 24, 2019 12:39 PM (NgKpN)

85 I actually think Trump SHOULD attend this thing.. and start off the night with a gag reel of all of the idiots in the room... one long one on "collusion! collusion!"

then one after another quoting them saying he's a traitor and a Putin pawn..

Then he should just drop the mic and walk out.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 24, 2019 12:40 PM (so+oy)

86 Why should White House people go to a dinner where they know they will be mocked? That's not an attack, it's self-defense.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 12:40 PM (elsTe)

87 Yo, Barry, you did it my ni**a!

Posted by: Larry Wilmore at April 24, 2019 12:40 PM (SkuXa)

88 I think the White House should hold a roast of the WHCD and all of the "journalists." Just totally eviscerate them. I would pay money to watch that.

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at April 24, 2019 12:40 PM (/5WQL)

89 Orange Man Bad.

Posted by: The theme of the 2019 WHCD at April 24, 2019 12:40 PM (99KL3)

90 Fruitcake of the nerd prom.

Posted by: Redenzo at April 24, 2019 12:40 PM (14qvS)

91 I believe Bill. I mean just last week this happened to me

Me: "Hello real person of flesh, I'm about to board this airplane."

Real Gate Agent That Is Real: "Aren't you that Jeopardy guy? Sorry, we can't let you board."

Me: "But why??"

RGATIR: "You're too handsome, it's a risk to all women on board. We're going to instead have a group of pornstars drive you back home in this Porsche 918 Spyder."

Me: *sigh* "I guess that's okay...."

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 12:40 PM (oZ6kz)

92 To the tune of Hang Down Your Head Tom Dooley:

Hang down your head Powerbottom
Hang down your head and cry
Hang down your head Powerbottom
They're all out of that pie

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 24, 2019 12:40 PM (+y/Ru)

93 I can so afford pants!
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at April 24, 2019 12:39 PM (iys0/)

-------

I believe Trump that you couldn't afford pants. But if you ever could you can't now. It would take the weekly output of a textiles mill, and you don't even have a job.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 24, 2019 12:40 PM (5aX2M)

94 Trump should serve them airline quality fish dinners. And lock the bathrooms.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 12:30 PM (IQUu2)

I know! Chick-fil-a. It would give the fake news networks a week of propaganda, since nothing says homophobia like Chick-fil-a.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 24, 2019 12:41 PM (3sjI6)

95 85 I actually think Trump SHOULD attend this thing.. and start off the night with a gag reel of all of the idiots in the room... one long one on "collusion! collusion!"

then one after another quoting them saying he's a traitor and a Putin pawn..

Then he should just drop the mic and walk out.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 24, 2019 12:40 PM (so+oy)

I love this idea.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 24, 2019 12:41 PM (Ez6QX)

96 As a severely conservative,rock ribbed Reagan Republican I find Trump ,vulgar and disgusting.We need a real statesman like Mitt Romney.

Posted by: steevy at April 24, 2019 12:41 PM (AjVAj)

97 I'm actually surprised the press expects anyone in Trump's camp to show up. Seriously, why would they? It's ridiculous. It's not a friends roasting friends, it's nasty political and personal attacks.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 24, 2019 12:41 PM (jUVms)

98 86 Why should White House people go to a dinner where they know they will be mocked? That's not an attack, it's self-defense.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 12:40 PM (elsTe)

He should go, with a SWAT Team.

"Hello, everybody! It's time for your Helicopter Rides!"

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 12:41 PM (UnA8+)

99 Years ago when Seattle had a Kingdom, they had the Army Rangers from Ft Lewis descend from the ceiling to open an event. Part of the opening was how the Rangers could rope in and take out an enemy camp. Well, according to legend, it got a bit out of hand and the mannequins who were the bad guys got pretty much torn apart by the Rangers. Occasionally you will here stories about the missing eye in Seattle.

Fast Forward to today.

Opening for a Nat's game.
A mock up of the CNN news desk is set up. Rangers parachute in and destroy it.
Crowd goes wild.
Nats go on to win.

The end.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 24, 2019 12:41 PM (0tfLf)

100 Trump should send the FBI to round up the media coup conspirators and traitors.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 24, 2019 12:42 PM (t6MX/)

101 >>I think the White House should hold a roast of the WHCD and all of the "journalists." Just totally eviscerate them. I would pay money to watch that.

He kinda is with his rally.
He will be roasting them bigly along with the Democrats, Mueller, etc.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 12:42 PM (W+vEI)

102 Anyone want to bet that the number of real, actual "Gate Agents" who work at National (or really any) Airport who are actual Reagan Republicans is anywhere north of zero.point.zero?

Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 12:42 PM (fF3XF)

103 Political news is all about access to inside sources, and they have alienated a LOT of those sources.

Yeah but there is always someone eager to step up and take their place because then they'll be important and be somebody because a REPORTER talked to them!

RGATIR: "You're too handsome, it's a risk to all women on board. We're going to instead have a group of pornstars drive you back home in this Porsche 918 Spyder."

...again?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 12:42 PM (39g3+)

104 Tater is only saying stupid shit like this because it keeps him in the limelight and makes him seem relevant. In fact, he and his network are more or less irrelevant.

It would great to see PDTS say very publicly and very prominently that CNN in general, and their 'star anchors' like Tater, Madcow and Acosta in particular are some of the stupidest and lazy fuckstick to have a job, and that if it weren't for airports, bus stations and laundromats, CNN would have no viewers.

Maybe he could do as he's pulling their press passes.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 24, 2019 12:42 PM (eIlkN)

105 POTUS should send Rip Taylor to pelt everyone with glitter and confetti.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 24, 2019 12:43 PM (Boy/L)

106 They should go to the correspondents dinner, storm the stage and give these mouthy condescending pricks a proper F'ing beat down. Maybe send others in their place to do it.

Posted by: JROD at April 24, 2019 12:43 PM (1dvCZ)

107 Wait, the Rangers descended from the ceiling of the Kingdome? Even Juan Gonzalez?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 12:44 PM (oZ6kz)

108 To the tune of Hang Down Your Head Tom Dooley:

Hang down your head Powerbottom
Hang down your head and cry
Hang down your head Powerbottom
They're all out of that pie

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 24, 2019 12:40 PM

This time tomorrow
Reckon where I'll be
Stamping boarding passes
Out at Gate 33....

Posted by: Diogenes at April 24, 2019 12:44 PM (0tfLf)

109 >>"Why do you keep skipping an event where we pay a comedian to make rude jokes about you, your staff and your family while you have to sit there, grin and bear it?"

"Because you are insects. Barron, give them the correction."

Posted by: Zod at April 24, 2019 12:44 PM (Bdeb0)

110 RGATIR: "You're too handsome, it's a risk to all women on board. We're going to instead have a group of pornstars drive you back home in this Porsche 918 Spyder."
Me: *sigh* "I guess that's okay...."
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 12:40 PM

Been there, done that, laddie, except with Alex's mom along, too.

Posted by: Sean Connery at April 24, 2019 12:44 PM (SI3DS)

111 Trump should send mannequins.

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Mannequins at the NPC prom.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 24, 2019 12:44 PM (+y/Ru)

112
WHCforD
They're easy to catch but awfully fatty and taste like the shit they're full of.
Posted by: NileCrocodiles at April 24, 2019 12:39 PM (FhXTo)

Now you're just being a carping critic.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 12:44 PM (TAmPV)

113 From the implication, I think Bill Kristol was actually at Walmart trying to pick fights with the greeter.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 24, 2019 12:44 PM (TN7xY)

114 It is a direct assault on Democracy when administration officials push back at the media.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Make Nature Beg for Mercy on Earth Day! at April 24, 2019 12:44 PM (0QYMt)

115 implication of dates.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 24, 2019 12:44 PM (TN7xY)

116 There are no Reagan Republican gate agents at Reagan National. What Kristol describes here is a political Yeti.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)

Having flown through Reagan National Airport many times, that statement seems very likely.

Most of the gate agents I have seen there are much younger than I am, and usually African-Americans, or perhaps some other minority.

Doubt they were "Reagan Republicans" back in the 80's.

If they were 18 and could vote in 1980, that would make them 57 now. Don't see too many 57 year old gate agents ANYWHERE.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at April 24, 2019 12:44 PM (vcOmj)

117 "Can't wait to what happens next year, --IF-- it even happens."

My guess is that the media will create a huge storm of publicity to proclaim that they are canceling the event because the bad orange man took his ball and went home.

Posted by: RM at April 24, 2019 12:45 PM (U3LtS)

118 Trump should go and as a speech he should start teaching them to Code in Basic.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 12:45 PM (gou/W)

119 From the implication, I think Bill Kristol was actually at Walmart trying to pick fights with the greeter.
Posted by: Kindltot

He lost.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at April 24, 2019 12:45 PM (vcOmj)

120 "Because you are insects. Barron, give them the correction."

*Barron brandishes correction taser*

Posted by: Chris M at April 24, 2019 12:46 PM (eAZVt)

121 No better way to communicate that the MSM is irrelevant than by ignoring their big celebratory dinner. Opposite of love is indifference.

Also, it's Rich Tater is saying this is an opportunity for WH staffers and the press to schmooze when it was just days ago his colleague April Ryan kicked off a twitter spat by saying Trump WH staffer heads should roll, specifically naming Sarah Sanders.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 12:46 PM (W+vEI)

122 120 "Because you are insects. Barron, give them the correction."

*Barron brandishes correction taser*
Posted by: Chris M at April 24, 2019 12:46 PM (eAZVt)

I was thinking more that he affixes his gas mask as poison gas begins to fill the hall.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 12:47 PM (UnA8+)

123 "Not allowing Jim Accoster to assault every member of the Trump administration is an attack against the media!" -- Hysterical Psychopath Homicidal Pedophile Brian Stelter

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at April 24, 2019 12:47 PM (dBLO3)

124 Just who does the media think is on their side?

Posted by: pep at April 24, 2019 12:47 PM (wW03z)

125 I mean, besides Dems and Bill Kristol, BIRM.

Posted by: pep at April 24, 2019 12:47 PM (wW03z)

126 Trump should go and as a speech he should start teaching them to Code in Basic.
-----
Focal. They might be able to handle that.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at April 24, 2019 12:47 PM (IFKOp)

127 In the last thread, somebody mentioned Jeanne Tripplehorn with approval. I always wondered why Michael Douglas's character in Basic Instinct would go for the murderous blonde, Sharon Stone, when he had the hawtness of Jeanne Tripplehorn already in love with him.

Come to think of it, Douglas did that again in the movie with the crazy woman, the bunny-boiling scene -- Glenn Close -- when he had Anne Archer at home. Weird.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 12:48 PM (elsTe)

128 Twitter is Penthouse Forum for sad deranged self-important wife-watchers.

Posted by: ... at April 24, 2019 12:48 PM (wGofB)

129 Tater doesn't know what a real attack against the media actually looks like.

Yet.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 12:48 PM (bcbK8)

130 Because you are insects. Barron, give them the correction."

*Barron brandishes correction taser*
=====

Tater, your agonizer, please.

Posted by: Goatee Barron at April 24, 2019 12:48 PM (xE7+x)

131 The Crips declining an invitation to a Bloods party just makes good sense.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 24, 2019 12:48 PM (Srnuc)

132 I think the White House should hold a roast of the WHCD and all of the "journalists." Just totally eviscerate them. I would pay money to watch that.
Posted by: PAgirlinNC

Or, maybe just literally roast them. Like with a flame thrower.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at April 24, 2019 12:48 PM (vcOmj)

133 Yeah, sorry, not buying Kristol's dialogue. A bit too Friedmanesque for my taste. It could only have been more ridiculous if it had been a cabbie in Lagos.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 24, 2019 12:48 PM (RD7QR)

134 >> Just who does the media think is on their side?

The Hegelian Dialectic.

I am serious here.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 12:48 PM (gou/W)

135 I think the White House should hold a roast of the
WHCD and all of the "journalists." Just totally eviscerate them. I would
pay money to watch that.

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at April 24, 2019 12:40 PM (/5WQL)

And by "roast" you mean like the one Joan of Arc got?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Make Nature Beg for Mercy on Earth Day! at April 24, 2019 12:48 PM (0QYMt)

136 Poor Tater he just doesn't know how to handle a president who refuses to play by the leftist media "rules" - I wasn't an enthusiastic supporter of President Trump in 2016 but I sure am now. We finally have a president who gets it and fights - MAGA!

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at April 24, 2019 12:48 PM (Z4X4e)

137 Trump should go and as a speech he should start teaching them to Code in Basic.
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 12:45 PM

10 PRINT "OrangeMan Bad!"
20 GOTO 10

Automation solves the problem of the $15/hr. minimum wage again.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2019 12:49 PM (SI3DS)

138 The more Bill Kristol shows up here, the more I wish death upon him.

Frankly, the traitor should just be ignored.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 24, 2019 12:49 PM (AB9tT)

139 124 Just who does the media think is on their side?
Posted by: pep at April 24, 2019 12:47 PM (wW03z)

The Billionaires who buy all the State AG races, and bundle for all the Congressional Campaigns.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 12:49 PM (UnA8+)

140 Come to think of it, Douglas did that again in the movie with the crazy woman, the bunny-boiling scene -- Glenn Close -- when he had Anne Archer at home.

Yeah Sharon Stone might have been crazy but at least she was gorgeous. Glenn Close was... not.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 12:49 PM (39g3+)

141 127 In the last thread, somebody mentioned Jeanne Tripplehorn with approval. I always wondered why Michael Douglas's character in Basic Instinct would go for the murderous blonde, Sharon Stone, when he had the hawtness of Jeanne Tripplehorn already in love with him.

Come to think of it, Douglas did that again in the movie with the crazy woman, the bunny-boiling scene -- Glenn Close -- when he had Anne Archer at home. Weird.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 12:48 PM (elsTe)

And Demi Moore in 'Disclosure'.

The Basic Instinct one, I get. Sharon Stone is just raw, wild sex in that movie and ANY guy would want to ride that pony. It would be like competing at a professional level.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 12:49 PM (bcbK8)

142 96 As a severely conservative,rock ribbed Reagan Republican I find Trump ,vulgar and disgusting.We need a real statesman like Mitt Romney.
Posted by: steevy at April 24, 2019 12:41 PM (AjVAj)

Rocked-ribbing, for extra pleasure....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 12:50 PM (zBaqJ)

143
The only thing thinner than a monoatomic layer is a jounalist's skin.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 24, 2019 12:50 PM (LsBY9)

144 The Basic Instinct one, I get. Sharon Stone is just raw, wild sex in that movie and ANY guy would want to ride that pony. It would be like competing at a professional level.

Except for the icepick.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 24, 2019 12:50 PM (Boy/L)

145 I wasn't an enthusiastic supporter of President Trump in 2016 but I sure am now.

This is what makes me curious about 2020. I didn't like or trust Trump in 2016 and voted for Vermin Supreme because i figured we were doomed no matter who won.

I'll be glad to vote for him next time. Is there anyone who voted for Trump last time who will not again? Anyone?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 12:51 PM (39g3+)

146 You only BELIEVE that CNN is biased because it shows reality. Reality has a Liberal bias. Sorry to disappoint (-:

Posted by: No at April 24, 2019 12:51 PM (tVSFT)

147 If you look at the ratings for things like the Oscars, where the ratings are deplorable - just like those of us who don't watch! - and at least the Oscars involved something of interest to the rest of us, well nobody but nobody cares about some phony dinner full of fake newsies talking trash.

Posted by: Boots at April 24, 2019 12:51 PM (e9omi)

148 I love how they always explain that the night is about scholarships after years of gushing about it being "nerd prom" and competing to see who can bring the biggest celebrity guest.

It's about scholarships the same way the Miss America pageant is about a scholarship.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 12:51 PM (W+vEI)

149 In the last thread, somebody mentioned Jeanne Tripplehorn with approval. I always wondered why Michael Douglas's character in Basic Instinct would go for the murderous blonde, Sharon Stone, when he had the hawtness of Jeanne Tripplehorn already in love with him.

Come to think of it, Douglas did that again in the movie with the crazy woman, the bunny-boiling scene -- Glenn Close -- when he had Anne Archer at home. Weird.

-
See Woods, Tiger.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 24, 2019 12:51 PM (+y/Ru)

150 Dear Twitter... there I was just minding my own business when my five year old came up to me and asked why Trump doesn't understand the Separation of Powers. #soproud #amazed #smartkid #wifelikesthemdark

Posted by: ... at April 24, 2019 12:51 PM (wGofB)

151 Nothing beats Stelter squinting studiously at the Spaceballs meme video.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 24, 2019 12:51 PM (NWiLs)

152 143
The only thing thinner than a monoatomic layer is a jounalist's skin.

Now you're talking my language.

Posted by: pep, surface scientist extraordinaire at April 24, 2019 12:51 PM (wW03z)

153 When a dem is in the White House, the WHCD is all about sucking up to the White House.

With a rep in the White House, it's all about making the White House a target for their hate.

Trump is right, nobody from the White House should go and make themselves a punching bag for the hatefest that is the WHCD.

Posted by: Boots at April 24, 2019 12:35 PM (e9omi()

It is terribly wrong of me, but I think Trump should send a cute 12 year old girl who cries easily.

You know, for optics.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 24, 2019 12:52 PM (TN7xY)

154 76 I'd fuck me.
Posted by: Jim Acosta at April 24, 2019 12:37 PM (SkuXa)

"I did."

- - Brain Williams

"Me too."

- - Amy Schumer

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 12:52 PM (zBaqJ)

155 10 PRINT "OrangeMan Bad!"
20 GOTO 10

Automation solves the problem of the $15/hr. minimum wage again.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2019 12:49 PM (SI3DS)

I'm stealing this code and marketing it as "Journalist 3000". I'll make millions from CNN alone.

Posted by: DR.WTF at April 24, 2019 12:52 PM (aS1PU)

156
If they were 18 and could vote in 1980, that would make them 57 now. Don't see too many 57 year old gate agents ANYWHERE.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at April 24, 2019 12:44 PM (vcOmj)

So I guess you haven't noticed the airlines' stewardesses yet.

Posted by: Sooner at April 24, 2019 12:52 PM (Fs5vw)

157 Seriously, this whole thing with so many people taking SSRI's is getting a bit scary. They're all living out some sort of fantasy world, and every time they're briefly jolted into reality shit Twinkies.

I've heard far more compelling stories from 5 year old kids about cat eating tree-dwelling robots.

Cat eating, tree-dwelling robot Reagan republicans.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 24, 2019 12:52 PM (sLicW)

158 58 >>I guess the ISP has been banned. However I have no idea if I've broken any site rue.

'Rudi - You have ruined my Gumbo!'

you'll roux the day

Posted by: Anachronda at April 24, 2019 12:52 PM (sGtp+)

159 The only thing thinner than a monoatomic layer is a jounalist's skin.

-
That's science!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 24, 2019 12:52 PM (+y/Ru)

160 Basic Instinct made for an interesting movie but I just could not get past any man cheating on the lovely and charming Anne Archer with Glenn Close, especially what, 1 day after the wife left on a trip? Really???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 12:52 PM (39g3+)

161 >>Just who does the media think is on their side?

Qatar
Fusion GPS
Soros

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 12:53 PM (W+vEI)

162 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at April 24, 2019 12:53 PM (IXZGh)

163 157 Seriously, this whole thing with so many people taking SSRI's is getting a bit scary. They're all living out some sort of fantasy world, and every time they're briefly jolted into reality shit Twinkies.

Uh, no.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 24, 2019 12:53 PM (NWiLs)

164 Bill Krystol: "Sirrah I do say, do not you agree that we must simply get rid of that odious Trump?"

"Sir this is Wendy's, are you going to order anything?"

Bill: "Yes, I'll have one impeachment and three Spicy Chicken Sandwiches. I expect Paolo to work up an appetite."

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 12:53 PM (oZ6kz)

165 I love how Kristol assumes someone would ever recognize him outside of the little echo chambers where he does his shapeshifting parasite things.

I pay way more attention to him than I should by way of Ace's ridicule and I still couldn't pick him out of a lineup. Your average American doesn't have the vaguest notion who he is. The suggestion that random airport workers are going to tee off a conversation like they know him based on some deep familiarity with his twitter persona is downright silly.

Posted by: Villiam Cristal at April 24, 2019 12:54 PM (EFmfL)

166 I still think it needs a Mc in front.

Butterball McPowerbottom.

Just seems right to me.

Posted by: Sponge at April 24, 2019 12:54 PM (IXZGh)

167 Cat eating, tree-dwelling robot Reagan republicans.

Who sip penis.

Posted by: M K Ultra at April 24, 2019 12:54 PM (UFLLM)

168 Basic Instinct made for an interesting movie but I just could not get past any man cheating on the lovely and charming Anne Archer with Glenn Close, especially what, 1 day after the wife left on a trip? Really???
====

The rather lame reason for his cheating is set up before - he goes out to walk the dog after they get home from the party. He comes back in, unbuttoning his shirt with a shit-eating grin on his face and he finds the daughter in their bed.

He was basically blue balled.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 24, 2019 12:54 PM (xE7+x)

169 4 Tater is only 33.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 12:21 PM (W+vEI)

_____

The amount of fellatio he's had to perform to get to where he is ... is inconceivable.

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at April 24, 2019 12:54 PM (dBLO3)

170
The more superficial the profession, the greater the number of awards and prizes it hands out.

The only way a journalist can avoid being "award-winning" is by committing suicide.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 24, 2019 12:54 PM (LsBY9)

171 You only BELIEVE that CNN is biased because it shows reality. Reality has a Liberal bias. Sorry to disappoint (-:
Posted by: No at April 24, 2019 12:51 PM (tVSFT)

For vanishingly small values of "Reality", perhaps.

Otherwise, no.

Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 12:55 PM (fF3XF)

172 96 As a severely conservative,rock ribbed Reagan Republican I find Trump ,vulgar and disgusting.We need a real statesman like Mitt Romney.

Mitt Romney? As a severely severe conservative who believes in conserving conservatism severely, I believe that Bill Weld is our man. Win with Weld!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 12:55 PM (+/7JY)

173 The reporters are laboring under the delusion that they matter.

They don't. Not at all.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 12:55 PM (pg90N)

174 160
Basic Instinct made for an interesting movie but I just could not get
past any man cheating on the lovely and charming Anne Archer with Glenn
Close, especially what, 1 day after the wife left on a trip? Really???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019
*
*
. . .

Exactly. It's not as if Jeanne Tripplehorn's character was painted as unpleasant, or Anne Archer's. If they'd been vicious or unlikeable, sure, but they weren't.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 12:55 PM (elsTe)

175 I don't watch these assholes. Because they're assholes.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at April 24, 2019 12:56 PM (iuoTc)

176 You only BELIEVE that CNN is biased because it shows reality. Reality has a Liberal bias. Sorry to disappoint (-:
Posted by: No at April 24, 2019 12:51 PM (tVSFT)

For vanishingly small values of "Reality", perhaps.

Otherwise, no.
Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 12:55 PM (fF3XF)

Reality Winner

Posted by: DR.WTF at April 24, 2019 12:56 PM (aS1PU)

177 The only thing thinner than a monoatomic layer is a jounalist's skin.
-----
I actually tried using journalist skin in my investigations, but it was far too tenuous.

Posted by: Irving Langmuir at April 24, 2019 12:56 PM (IFKOp)

178 The suggestion that random airport workers are going to tee off a conversation like they know him based on some deep familiarity with his twitter persona is downright silly.

He sees people looking at him and pointing him out to others. He assumes it's because he's famous and important, but it's really because he has a toilet paper tail coming out of the back of his pants.

Posted by: pep at April 24, 2019 12:56 PM (wW03z)

179 165 I love how Kristol assumes someone would ever recognize him outside of the little echo chambers where he does his shapeshifting parasite things.

--------

Exactly. I only know what he looks like because Ace links his twitter idiocy. No one outside the boat crew knows who he is. Or cares.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 24, 2019 12:56 PM (jUVms)

180 This is what an attack on journalists looks like, you America-hating Marxist hag.

A mass grave of journalists in the PI of Mindanao.

https://tinyurl.com/yxgmvhrw

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at April 24, 2019 12:56 PM (+7uO0)

181 If anything, this is one important battle in Trump's War on Carbs.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2019 12:56 PM (DKvDL)

182 Tater is only 33.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 12:21 PM (W+vEI)

But his liver is 74 and FATTY.

Posted by: Sponge at April 24, 2019 12:57 PM (IXZGh)

183 It is sort of cute that some people still defend the channel after CNN has humiliated its self for a decade with embarrassing and idiotic mistakes, falsehoods, and complete professional failures. Like watching a really stupid child insist that Santa Claus is bringing them a unicorn for Christmas. Cute in a really sad way that someone could be that deliberately wrong.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 12:57 PM (39g3+)

184 115 implication of dates.

murder of crows.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 24, 2019 12:58 PM (sGtp+)

185 I'm pretty sure some random gate agent at Reagan airport doesn't have a fucking CLUE who Kristal Ball is.......

Posted by: Sponge at April 24, 2019 12:58 PM (IXZGh)

186 Tater is only 33.

So was Alexander, and Jesus.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 12:58 PM (yQpMk)

187 Sorry, I meant to say I was blowing homeless men in a bus station bathroom.

Autocorrect!

Posted by: B. Kristol at April 24, 2019 12:58 PM (oVJmc)

188 It's about scholarships the same way the Miss America pageant is about a scholarship.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 12:51 PM

My studies as a food service major have deepened my desire to work for world peas.

Posted by: Miss California at April 24, 2019 12:58 PM (SI3DS)

189 Which one of you morons stole Cap'n Bill's strawberries? Check to see if you also grabbed his brains by mistake.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at April 24, 2019 12:59 PM (Lg/Uq)

190 180 This is what an attack on journalists looks like, you America-hating Marxist hag.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at April 24, 2019 12:56 PM (+7uO0)

A good start.

Posted by: trev006 at April 24, 2019 12:59 PM (pZ+Vo)

191 We are in the end game, now.

Posted by: Max Power at April 24, 2019 12:59 PM (q177U)

192 @BillKristol: And then everybody clapped and threw dollar bills at me. That gate agent's name: Albert Einstein

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at April 24, 2019 12:59 PM (N4xQB)

193 I read it as a spoonerism:

Powerball Butterbottom

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 24, 2019 12:59 PM (bsfko)

194 *Press X to doubt Bill Kristol's story*

Posted by: Cole Phelps at April 24, 2019 01:00 PM (nGsFZ)

195 Gate agent: Thanks for letting all us gate agents train your wife, Bill!

Me: You're welcome! It was a tasty treat! Ahoy!

Posted by: Bill Kristol, too full to eat another bite at April 24, 2019 01:00 PM (uGKH7)

196 You only BELIEVE that CNN is biased because it shows reality. Reality has a Liberal bias. Sorry to disappoint (-:
Posted by: No at April 24, 2019 12:51 PM (tVSFT)

Three basic laws of phyiscs...

1) Conservation of mass
2) Conservation of energy
3) Conservation of linear momentum

Note the first word in all three of them. Conservation - as in, to conserve, as in... CONSERVATIVE.

If reality had a liberal bias these laws would be based on skittle-shitting unicorn creating mass, energy and momentum out of their farts.

Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 01:00 PM (fF3XF)

197 Which I guess works depending on his sexual orientation.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 24, 2019 01:00 PM (bsfko)

198 'll be glad to vote for him next time. Is there anyone who voted for Trump last time who will not again? Anyone?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 12:51 PM (39g3+
As a concerned Christian conservative with concerns and Christianity, I must say that this Trump fellow has disappointed me. He has promoted conservative positions with an aggressiveness that borders on the vulgar, if not obscene. Our dear friends across the aisle that have thoughtful suggestions and even more concerned have been assaulted with an enthusiasm that only a true beast would deploy, being accused accurately of all sorts of perversions. No, I cannot vote for this Trump fellow and can only wait to vote for a true Christian who will permit me to abase myself before the Left.

Posted by: Concerned Christian Conservative at April 24, 2019 01:00 PM (0QYMt)

199 The essence of leftoid trolling is boldly asserting the opposite of reality. Fight me!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 24, 2019 01:00 PM (RD7QR)

200 Let me see....
What to look at???

WHCD?

or...

Click on those pop up's on Brietbart that show incredibly embarrassing pictures from the 60s/Woodstock/NFL games...etc.

Decisions...Decisions...

Posted by: Diogenes at April 24, 2019 01:01 PM (0tfLf)

201 I still think it needs a Mc in front.

Butterball McPowerbottom.

Just seems right to me.
Posted by: Sponge at April 24, 2019 12:54 PM

No.

Posted by: McDonalds Lawyers at April 24, 2019 01:01 PM (HwGIC)

202 Oh, forgot that the first year (2017) it was hosted by Hasan Minhaj, and it was Michelle Wolf the following year (201

.

Are they doing a comedian this year?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 01:01 PM (W+vEI)

203 Heh Babylon Bee fun

Ocasio-Cortez Calls For Boycott Of 'Sesame Street' After Discovering Show Is Sponsored By Numbers

http://tinyurl.com/y3jv7ohc

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 01:01 PM (39g3+)

204 "*Press X to doubt Bill Kristol's story*
Posted by: Cole Phelps at April 24, 2019 01:00 PM (nGsFZ)"

*golf clap*

I wish they made a sequel to that game.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 01:01 PM (oZ6kz)

205 Here's the problem with "liberal reality." If CNN were right then they'd have to eventually be right about something.

Where are we now, three years?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 24, 2019 01:01 PM (bsfko)

206 191 We are in the end game, now.
Posted by: Max Power at April 24, 2019 12:59 PM (q177U)

No, gotta wait until Friday for that but the trailers are out.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 24, 2019 01:02 PM (RD7QR)

207 191 We are in the end game, now.
Posted by: Max Power at April 24, 2019 12:59 PM (q177U)

Let me know if the movie is good

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 01:02 PM (bcbK8)

208 Tell this mewling little candy-ass to go report on the drug cartels in Mexico. Then he'll see what an "Attack on the media" really is.

Posted by: Timon at April 24, 2019 01:02 PM (dKm4U)

209 My conservatism is harder and more conservative than titanium alloy. My friends, please vote for my good friend and fellow rock hard conservative, Mitt Romney because the bad man said doody.

Posted by: John McCain at April 24, 2019 01:02 PM (FTPVM)

210 Kristol is full of shit.. nobody recognized his ass at the airport.. unless it was Paolo..

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at April 24, 2019 01:02 PM (9B/d8)

211 202
Oh, forgot that the first year (2017) it was hosted by Hasan Minhaj, and it was Michelle Wolf the following year (201.

Are they doing a comedian this year?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019
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Isn't Michelle Wolf a pr0n star of some kind? Uh, so I hear, from friends who visit sites like that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 01:02 PM (elsTe)

212 192 @BillKristol: And then everybody clapped and threw dollar bills at me. That gate agent's name: Albert Einstein
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at April 24, 2019 12:59 PM (N4xQB)

Which reminds me someone was posting a bunch of stuff about Einstein wanting the US to go full socialist on Twitter last night.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 01:04 PM (UnA8+)

213 Tell this mewling little candy-ass to go report on
the drug cartels in Mexico. Then he'll see what an "Attack on the media"
really is.

Posted by: Timon at April 24, 2019 01:02 PM (dKm4U)

The Taco Trucks of Mexico, an in-depth multi-part story by Tater Stelter

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Make Nature Beg for Mercy on Earth Day! at April 24, 2019 01:04 PM (0QYMt)

214 Bill left out the best part of the story, when he realized that the gate agent had a hook for a hand - it shocked him so much that he blacked out, and when he woke up he was in a bathtub full of ice with a note saying "Call 911."

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 01:04 PM (oZ6kz)

215 Just Now Boarding at Reagan:

Gate Agent: I'm sorry, sir. You're in Boarding Group C. Right now, we're boarding First Class.

Me: Do you know who I am?

Gate Agent: No, sir. Please wait over there for your turn.

Me: Trump made you do this, right?

Gate Agent laughing: President Trump? Okay, now wait over there. You're holding up the line.

Me: You, sir, will board me now as is my custom regardless of the instructions that so-called President Trump gave you.

Gate Agent turning to woman behind counter, whispers: Call Security.

Gate Agent: Sir, it appears that your bottom may be too wide for one seat. You may need to buy tickets for two seats. Could you wait over there while we measure?

Me: You want me to wait over there?

Gate Agent: Yes, sir. In that special area demarcated by the red square.

Me: A special area, huh? Well, now you're talking gate jockey!
(shakes fist at sky)
You can't bully Bill Kristol, so-called President Trump!!!!

Gate Agent: Yes,sir. Just stand right over there and some nice gentlemen will be here in a moment.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at April 24, 2019 01:04 PM (CRRq9)

216
That conversation Cuck Kristol had is as believable as the Jussie Smollett story. Like anyone would know who fatass Kristol is

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2019 01:04 PM (OLCnA)

217 165 I love how Kristol assumes someone would ever recognize him outside
of the little echo chambers where he does his shapeshifting parasite
things.

I can only imagine he'll fucking stare at you, then turn his head and point at it, so you'll recognize him from his twitter bio. The stand there like a statue.

I used to go to a place on Maui at the same time ever year, and freaking Peter Fonda would hang out on the same beach. He'd sit with a beer and pose a fixed grin, you could tell he was hoping somebody would recognize him.

They never did.

This was 2010-2015, otherwise he'd be wearing his beer.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 24, 2019 01:05 PM (sLicW)

218 POTUS should send Rip Taylor to pelt everyone with glitter and confetti.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 24, 2019 12:43 PM (Boy/L)

That would be great. If only I could stand on my feet again!--84 year old Rip Taylor.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 24, 2019 01:05 PM (3sjI6)

219 Isn't Michelle Wolf a pr0n star of some kind? Uh, so I hear, from friends who visit sites like that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 01:02 PM (elsTe)

Having seen pics of Michelle Wolf I sincerely hope not.

Also, Hasan Minhaj's whole act is about how his life was so hard for being an immigrant. He grew up in Orange County and his parents are doctors.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at April 24, 2019 01:05 PM (N4xQB)

220 Isn't Michelle Wolf a pr0n star of some kind? Uh, so I hear, from friends who visit sites like that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 01:02 PM (elsTe)

If you've ever seen a picture of "comedienne" Michelle Wolf you would know better.

Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 01:05 PM (fF3XF)

221 For the first time in 16 years, the White House Correspondents' Association has chosen not to hire a comedian to appear at its annual dinner. Instead, the WHCA has invited Ron Chernow, the renowned biographer of Alexander Hamilton, to speak at next year's event scheduled for April 27.

The decision, announced today [11/19/2018], comes after Michelle Wolf's 2018 appearance during which the banker-turned-comedian caused controversy by making jokes deemed divisively offensive by some, and pointedly satirical by others.

Well, they can always attend Samantha Bees alternative WHCD for jokes, LOL!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 01:05 PM (W+vEI)

222 203

TFF

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 01:06 PM (JFO2v)

223 Having a white guy talk about Alexander Hamilton? That seems pretty racist. Shouldn't it be Lin Manuel Miranda instead?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 01:06 PM (oZ6kz)

224
Little Billy: "Do you know who I am? I edited the Weekly Standard. I graduated from Harvard!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 24, 2019 01:06 PM (LsBY9)

225 Hey, Trump trolling AOC.

@realDonaldTrump

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is correct, the VA is not broken, it is doing great. But that is only because of the Trump Administration. We got Veterans Choice & Accountability passed. "President Trump deserves a lot of credit." Dan Caldwell, Concerned Veterans of America

Posted by: WisRich at April 24, 2019 01:07 PM (G0vdT)

226 Posted by: No at April 24, 2019 12:51 PM (tVSFT)

The measure of how close one comes to grasping reality is how successfully one can predict outcomes. Anyone who took the Russian collusion story seriously is in the class as anyone who took Jussie Smollett's story seriously, i.e., way out of touch with reality.

So examine yourself: if you believed either one of those stories, you need to flush out your headgear, because it was obvious to all grownups that neither story was plausible.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 01:07 PM (pg90N)

227 I love how Kristol assumes someone would ever recognize him outside of the little echo chambers where he does his shapeshifting parasite things.

Posted by: Villiam Cristal at April 24, 2019 12:54 PM (EFmfL)

Especially now that he's as chunky as the Gillete "slay the day" porker.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 24, 2019 01:07 PM (3sjI6)

228 219 Also, Hasan Minhaj's whole act is about how his life was so hard for being an immigrant. He grew up in Orange County and his parents are doctors.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at April 24, 2019 01:05 PM (N4xQB)

Most of it is whining about how us evil Americans hate Muslims.

"You eat my food, but you won't respect my religion! REEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 01:07 PM (UnA8+)

229 Babylon Bee

Local college student Zax Lindell is being heralded as "the next Martin Luther King, Jr." after he announced that he has a dream that one day everyone will be judged by the color of their skin.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 01:07 PM (JFO2v)

230 If you've ever seen a picture of "comedienne" Michelle Wolf you would know better.

Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019
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Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 01:08 PM (elsTe)

231 >>Having a white guy talk about Alexander Hamilton? That seems pretty racist. Shouldn't it be Lin Manuel Miranda instead?

Think all the celebrities will be going to Bee's event instead, if not staying home in a snit.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 01:08 PM (W+vEI)

232 nstead, the WHCA has invited Ron Chernow, the renowned biographer of Alexander Hamilton, to speak at next year's event scheduled for April 27.

"For my opening statement I'd like to weep silently for five minutes about the fact that people actually think the hip-hop musical has any resemblance to Hamilton's actual life and achievements."
--Ron Chernow

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 01:08 PM (39g3+)

233 Try being "pointedly satirical" about a protected class and see what happens.

Posted by: steevy at April 24, 2019 01:08 PM (AjVAj)

234 211 202
Oh, forgot that the first year (2017) it was hosted by Hasan Minhaj, and it was Michelle Wolf the following year (201.

Are they doing a comedian this year?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019
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Isn't Michelle Wolf a pr0n star of some kind? Uh, so I hear, from friends who visit sites like that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 01:02 PM

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Specialised pron, maybe

VERY specialised.

Posted by: Rudi Von Starnberg. at April 24, 2019 01:08 PM (sOaKz)

235 Far left MFM stoked by Person exercising freedom to choose!!

Posted by: Amazon Post at April 24, 2019 01:08 PM (nEOLy)

236 217 165 I love how Kristol assumes someone would ever recognize him outside
of the little echo chambers where he does his shapeshifting parasite
things.

I can only imagine he'll fucking stare at you, then turn his head and point at it, so you'll recognize him from his twitter bio. The stand there like a statue.

I used to go to a place on Maui at the same time ever year, and freaking Peter Fonda would hang out on the same beach. He'd sit with a beer and pose a fixed grin, you could tell he was hoping somebody would recognize him.

They never did.

This was 2010-2015, otherwise he'd be wearing his beer.
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 24, 2019 01:05 PM (sLicW)

Maui is basically a small town. You can celebrity watch there easily if you want.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 01:09 PM (bcbK8)

237

Do you know who I am? I'm Cuck Kristol and I made my bones in this town when you were still banging my wife when she was a cheerleader

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2019 01:09 PM (OLCnA)

238 Exactly. It's not as if Jeanne Tripplehorn's character was painted as unpleasant, or Anne Archer's. If they'd been vicious or unlikeable, sure, but they weren't.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 12:55 PM (elsTe)

I need to adapt a conversation I had when Rostenkowski's misdeeds were coming to light. A libtard coworker said that he couldn't be guilty because he was connected to the Chicago machine and was practically swimming in money. I had to explain to a PhD in Economics ten years my elder that most people do not steal because they need something. People steal because they are thieves.

I similarly believe that most cheaters aren't cheating for the quality of what they get on the side. The act of putting one over on people who trust them is their "reward."

Posted by: sunflower at April 24, 2019 01:09 PM (I54dk)

239 Is Samantha Bee going to segregate the audience the way she does her kids' school?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 24, 2019 01:09 PM (oZ6kz)

240 The Basic Instinct one, I get. Sharon Stone is just raw, wild sex in that movie and ANY guy would want to ride that pony. It would be like competing at a professional level.

Eight seconds.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 01:09 PM (yQpMk)

241 Kristol started his drinking early, but then again never too early to celebrate Cinco de Quatro.

Posted by: OCBill at April 24, 2019 01:09 PM (df+Zi)

242 What is with Breitbart? Half their commenters seem to have gone Never Trump.

Posted by: creeper, back on a sane blog at April 24, 2019 01:09 PM (NF9CI)

243 >>"For my opening statement I'd like to weep silently for five minutes about the fact that people actually think the hip-hop musical has any resemblance to Hamilton's actual life and achievements."
--Ron Chernow

He's gotta be raking in the cash for that...unless he was dumb enough to sign off without royalties.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 01:09 PM (gou/W)

244 216 That conversation Cuck Kristol had is as believable as the Jussie Smollett story. Like anyone would know who fatass Kristol is
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2019 01:04 PM (OLCnA)

Who was it that perpetrated that airport bathroom hoax? Was that Kristol too?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 01:10 PM (pg90N)

245

I was the gate agent for Cap'n Cuck. Undercover. Researching a roll for a movie. I play a gay black Q-list actor working at an airport who is secretly a superhero Silent But Deadly who's superpower is an indestructible sphincter... Bill gave me his number...

Posted by: Juicy Swallows at April 24, 2019 01:10 PM (UFLLM)

246 Bill Kristol is the sorriest pos ever extruded through Soroses asshole.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 24, 2019 01:10 PM (uf5be)

247 this guy just has a Jame Gumb feel to him It puts the lotion in the basket or else it gets the hose again

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 24, 2019 01:10 PM (BqBId)

248 I made the mistake of DuckDuckGo-ing images of "Michelle Wolf."
Real wolves would eject her from their pack.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 01:11 PM (elsTe)

249 But I had a really funny joke about Barron Trump and Hitler Youth. It won't be nearly as much fun if I can't see how mad it makes Donald! NOT FAIR! NOT FAIR! NOT FAIR!

Posted by: Brian 'Alka'-Stetler at April 24, 2019 01:11 PM (jSar8)

250 Willowed, bit worth re-posting

152 Per Tropic Thunder, most of the Horde can get a farming deduction.

I'm a lead farmer, motherfucker.

Posted by: Broseidon

Bwahahahahaha, most of us ARE farmers if the barren fields full of fvcks that won't grow are any indication.

Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at April 24, 2019 01:11 PM (rPJtu)

251 215 Just Now Boarding at Reagan:

Gate Agent: I'm sorry, sir. You're in Boarding Group C W. Right now, we're boarding First Class. ...

fixt

Posted by: Anachronda at April 24, 2019 01:11 PM (sGtp+)

252 238 I similarly believe that most cheaters aren't cheating for the quality of what they get on the side. The act of putting one over on people who trust them is their "reward."
Posted by: sunflower at April 24, 2019 01:09 PM (I54dk)

Absolutely. It's not about the getting, it's about the taking.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 01:12 PM (UnA8+)

253 Who was it that perpetrated that airport bathroom hoax? Was that Kristol too?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 01:10 PM (pg90N)

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It was me! And I totes have proof, dudes!

https://tinyurl.com/y3mu8rxn

Posted by: David Corn at April 24, 2019 01:12 PM (5aX2M)

254 I similarly believe that most cheaters aren't cheating for the quality of what they get on the side. The act of putting one over on people who trust them is their "reward."

I didn't get the sense in either movie that this was part of a pattern though, more of a snap judgment lust thing. I mean, they didn't give any indication that he was a serial cheater who just slept around on his wife, rather a good family man in both instances, who went a little crazy once with the wrong person.

But in the Basic Instinct story, it just didn't make any sense at all.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 01:12 PM (39g3+)

255 Samantha Bee is actually having an event?

I'd rather lacerate my dick 1000 times with a sharp needle, then stick it in a glass of 190 proof grain alcohol than attend that.

Twice.

Posted by: Bill Kristol, too full to eat another bite at April 24, 2019 01:13 PM (uGKH7)

256 It was me! And I totes have proof, dudes!

https://tinyurl.com/y3mu8rxn
Posted by: David Corn at April 24, 2019 01:12 PM (5aX2M)

Ah, that's right. Thank you.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 01:13 PM (pg90N)

257 Poor babies. All of them.

Posted by: Nancy at April 24, 2019 01:13 PM (X0xPG)

258 242 What is with Breitbart? Half their commenters seem to have gone Never Trump.
Posted by: creeper, back on a sane blog at April 24, 2019 01:09 PM (NF9CI)

Michelle Fields martyr complex?

But just guessing, the comments there have been trash for years at this point

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 01:14 PM (bcbK8)

259 I turned 18 in 1984 - the year Reagan ran for re-election and won in a landslide. Meaning I'm now 53. So even if you cap the age of the youngest "Reagan Republican" at 50 I'm still guessing the number of "Reagan Republican" gate agents at damn-near any airport in the USA - much less at National Airport in D-freaking-C - is south of 1.

Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 01:14 PM (fF3XF)

260 But in the Basic Instinct story, it just didn't make any sense at all.
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When he started screwing around with Trammell in BI, he wasn't banging Tripplehorn's character - after they had the meeting in her office about his mental fitness, she says, "I still miss you."

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 24, 2019 01:14 PM (vg8iE)

261 I'd forgotten about that cringefest David Corn got into. Wow, that was so bad. Even worse than Jussy Smollett's stupidity, just less criminal.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 01:14 PM (39g3+)

262 Babylon Bee is on a roll today. Another headline.

Bernie Sanders Vows To Round Up Remaining ISIS Members, Allow Them To Vote

"As president, I will do everything in my power to hunt down each and every one of these terrorist scumbags, bring them to the U.S., and allow them to vote in our elections," he said sternly

Posted by: WisRich at April 24, 2019 01:14 PM (G0vdT)

263

Little Billy was the fattest kid in his class
Always the last in line
All the other little kids would laugh at him
Said he'd die before his time

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2019 01:14 PM (aKsyK)

264 .
I must object to 'butterball powerbottom' because I keep getting that tater confuzzzled with the latest (D) squee -- the Peter prelate -- who sermonizes at the drop of a hankie about how a 'good Christian' comports himself.

BootyButterBoy is what I was thinking of the so-called mayor and so I get confused easily.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 24, 2019 01:15 PM (MIKMs)

265 Does Bill Kristol matter to anyone but Bill Kristol? Seriously, can he point to any accomplishments...any accurate past predictions...any profound insights? The man's site is a complete waste of pixels. But then Kristol is a complete waste himself.

Posted by: creeper at April 24, 2019 01:15 PM (NF9CI)

266 I guess the guy didn't actually say he was a gate agent for 31 years technically, but I too doubt the Kristol story. But say it was true, then I guess we should all welcome our new Gate Agent Overlords.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 24, 2019 01:16 PM (r+sAi)

267 MoveOn
@MoveOn
NEWS: As our first endorsement for 2020, we're proud to announce that MoveOn Political Action members in #MN05 have voted overwhelmingly to back Rep. @IlhanMN for re-election to Congress.

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Just in case you weren't aware that they've gone full crazy/evil.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 24, 2019 01:16 PM (+y/Ru)

268 Correspondents dinner with nobody there from the administration is pretty pointless and pathetic. They should all drink some Jim Jones grape refreshment to get back at Trump.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 24, 2019 01:17 PM (uf5be)

269 No.
Posted by: McDonalds Lawyers at April 24, 2019 01:01 PM (HwGIC)

I beg to differ.

Posted by: HMS Boaty McBoatface at April 24, 2019 01:17 PM (IXZGh)

270 Seriously, can he point to any accomplishments...any accurate past predictions...any profound insights? The man's site is a complete waste of pixels

Yeah but they bought a ton of twitter bots to like and retweet his stuff, so he looks popular.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 01:17 PM (39g3+)

271 They should all drink some Jim Jones grape refreshment to get back at Trump.

Revolutionary suicide is hot.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 01:17 PM (yQpMk)

272
The degeneracy of succeeding generations:

Lucille Goldberg to Jonah Goldberg
Irving Kristol to Bill Kristol
Norman Podhoretz to Jon Podhoretz

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 24, 2019 01:18 PM (LsBY9)

273 little Billy Kristol was always kicked around
shoved to the ground and laughed at
even the fat kids and the retards would
kick him and call him a faggot

Posted by: Invisible Pimp Hand at April 24, 2019 01:18 PM (FTPVM)

274 Isn't MoveOn Barky's front group?

Posted by: Biergood at April 24, 2019 01:18 PM (uGKH7)

275 Bee told CBS This Morning that she "didn't think it would be necessary" to hold another one but then learned that this year's featured speaker would be historian Ron Chernow in lieu of a comedian. So for the second time, the host of "Full Frontal with Samantha Bee" will host her own dinner, to air at the same time.

Bee promises a long list of celebrity guests, great music and, most importantly, a fun night.

"Ultimately, we are honoring journalists, and journalism is under siege for sure so we want to highlight that [ but without making you actually rub elbows with those slobbering journolist celebrity wannabes like Tater!]. But ultimately we want to have a fun night," Bee said. "We want to provide an alternative event that is joyful and celebratory and ridiculous."

Why isn't Tater scolding her for luring away the star power and their associated fundraising capabilities?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 01:18 PM (W+vEI)

276 CNN was on at the place I ate lunch the other day. It is literally the gayest thing on Earth.

Posted by: x at April 24, 2019 01:18 PM (nFwvY)

277 272
The degeneracy of succeeding generations:

Lucille Goldberg to Jonah Goldberg
Irving Kristol to Bill Kristol
Norman Podhoretz to Jon Podhoretz
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 24, 2019 01:18 PM (LsBY9)

The children no longer resemble their parents.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 01:18 PM (bcbK8)

278 It is literally the gayest thing on Earth.
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Pffffft!

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at April 24, 2019 01:19 PM (vg8iE)

279 272
The degeneracy of succeeding generations:

Lucille Goldberg to Jonah Goldberg
Irving Kristol to Bill Kristol
Norman Podhoretz to Jon Podhoretz
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 24, 2019 01:18 PM (LsBY9)

Counterpoint: Marjorie Lord to Anne Archer

Posted by: sunflower at April 24, 2019 01:19 PM (I54dk)

280 The degeneracy of succeeding generations:

Lucille Goldberg to Jonah Goldberg
Irving Kristol to Bill Kristol
Norman Podhoretz to Jon Podhoretz
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Tell me about it.

Posted by: Carlos II at April 24, 2019 01:19 PM (IFKOp)

281 Republicans love their country and dislike their government.

Democrats love their government and dislike their country.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 01:19 PM (bcbK8)

282 Fastest and greatest miracle I've ever seen...

https://tinyurl.com/y2rekew4

Posted by: Tami at April 24, 2019 01:19 PM (cF8AT)

283 I also don't think cnn or people who watch cnn are people "who want to know the answers". Real journalists would investigate the Obama-Hillary conspiring to spy on a rival party presidential campaign. Seems like a huge story.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 24, 2019 01:19 PM (r+sAi)

284 The Basic Instinct one, I get. Sharon Stone is just raw, wild sex in that movie and ANY guy would want to ride that pony. It would be like competing at a professional level.

=====

Eight seconds.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 01:09 PM

Don't forget, you have to nail the dismount, too.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2019 01:20 PM (SI3DS)

285 Revolutionary suicide is ~~hot~~ tight!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 01:20 PM (39g3+)

286 272 Lucille Goldberg to Jonah Goldberg
Irving Kristol to Bill Kristol
Norman Podhoretz to Jon Podhoretz
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 24, 2019 01:18 PM (LsBY9)

They're all just returning home to planet socialism, the motherland their parents once left.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 01:20 PM (UnA8+)

287 @MoveOn
NEWS: As our first endorsement for 2020, we're proud to announce that MoveOn Political Action members in #MN05 have voted overwhelmingly to back Rep. @IlhanMN for re-election to Congress.
- - -

One of the leaders of Justice Democrats was a co-founder of MoveOn: Zack Exely.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 01:20 PM (W+vEI)

288

ProgTards have been infiltrating employees into Breitbart and Drudge for years, termites in the system. You've see the collapse starting over the last year or two.

Posted by: M K Ultra at April 24, 2019 01:21 PM (UFLLM)

289 Him: "I'm a Reagan Republican. I came here when he was president. A real president."

When it comes to making shit up out of thin air, CNN's got nothin' on me!

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at April 24, 2019 01:21 PM (vtcmf)

290 I appreciate Lucianne. She must be devastated at the total cuckatizing of her son Jonah and her protege Matt.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 24, 2019 01:21 PM (5aX2M)

291 >>One of the leaders of Justice Democrats was a co-founder of MoveOn: Zack Exely.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 01:20 PM (W+vEI)

Eck Zackly.

Posted by: Zod at April 24, 2019 01:21 PM (Bdeb0)

292 68 Mannequins dressed in clothes more expensive than what the media hacks can afford. And each face would be labeled NPC1, NPC2, NPC3...

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 12:34 PM (IQUu2)

_____

"This is about me and my pants, isn't it?" -- Jonah Goldberg, inventor of the MacGuffin

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at April 24, 2019 01:22 PM (dBLO3)

293 So @MoveOn is totes cool with a dim-witted, functionally-illiterate, terrorist-sympathizing supporter of Sharia Law.

Sounds about right.

Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 01:22 PM (fF3XF)

294 Little Billy was the fattest kid in his class
Always the last in line
All the other little kids would laugh at him
Said he'd die before his time
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2019 01:14 PM (aKsyK)

Can you imagine Kristol in a dodgeball game in school? I'd pay real money to be on the other side, just so I could drill him.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 01:22 PM (pg90N)

295 290 I appreciate Lucianne. She must be devastated at the total cuckatizing of her son Jonah and her protege Matt.
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Its all business. Money coming in, good. Money not coming in, bad. This is how all of media view it.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 01:22 PM (2LelM)

296 277 272
The degeneracy of succeeding generations:

Lucille Goldberg to Jonah Goldberg
Irving Kristol to Bill Kristol
Norman Podhoretz to Jon Podhoretz
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 24, 2019 01:18 PM (LsBY9)

The children no longer resemble their parents.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 01:18 PM (bcbK

"I know, right?"

- -zombie William F. Buckley

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 01:22 PM (zBaqJ)

297 Breitbart has become a real thing and is a threat to the commie/socialist/hateful left. I'm sure the sorosbots have orders to flood the zone with leftie comments.

Posted by: Boots at April 24, 2019 01:23 PM (e9omi)

298 As our first endorsement for 2020, we're proud to announce that MoveOn Political Action members in #MN05 have voted overwhelmingly to back Rep. @IlhanMN for re-election to Congress.
________________

Because like Omar, we believe the U.S. is the great Satan, and we totally agree with her that those stinking U.S. military men in Mogadishu, who were trying to feed starving Somalis like the colonialist pigs that they were, deserved to die and have their bodies dragged through the streets! They were probably all a bunch of white supremacists too!

F**k the U.S.A!!! God damn Amerikkka!!!

Posted by: Move On lunatics at April 24, 2019 01:23 PM (k4dH2)

299 293 So @MoveOn is totes cool with a dim-witted, functionally-illiterate, terrorist-sympathizing supporter of Sharia Law.

Sounds about right.
Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 01:22 PM (fF3XF)

I'm sure they love the idea of Shari'ah being forced down the throats of "the deplorable little people".

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 01:23 PM (UnA8+)

300 Can you imagine Kristol in a dodgeball game in school? I'd pay real money to be on the other side, just so I could drill him.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 01:22 PM (pg90N)

Play the variant that uses golf balls.

Posted by: sunflower at April 24, 2019 01:23 PM (I54dk)

301 I can afford pants!

Rubber pants!

Because I want to be a billionaire organ-grinder's dancing monkey!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at April 24, 2019 01:23 PM (5aX2M)

302 So @MoveOn is totes cool with a dim-witted, functionally-illiterate, terrorist-sympathizing supporter of Sharia Law.
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Anything that is in direct contravention of OrangeManBad. Look how he got the Dems to defend MS-13, among other things.

I wish he'd beg and plead with them to not commit suicide.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 24, 2019 01:24 PM (vg8iE)

303 300 Play the variant that uses golf balls.
Posted by: sunflower at April 24, 2019 01:23 PM (I54dk)

Lacrosse balls.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 01:24 PM (UnA8+)

304 Him: "I'm a Reagan Republican. I came here when he was president. A real president."

Christ, what a bullshit story.

Posted by: Jussie Smollett at April 24, 2019 01:24 PM (pg90N)

305 What Bill didn't say is he was in the bathroom talking to a mirror during this exchange.

What a sad, pathetic man he has morphed into.

Posted by: jsg at April 24, 2019 01:25 PM (+SCMr)

306 300 Can you imagine Kristol in a dodgeball game in school? I'd pay real money to be on the other side, just so I could drill him.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 01:22 PM (pg90N)

Play the variant that uses golf balls.
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I'm thinking Apocalypto Spear Chucking would be more enjoyable.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 01:25 PM (2LelM)

307 Try being "pointedly satirical" about a protected class and see what happens.
Posted by: steevy at April 24, 2019 01:08 PM (AjVAj)

This reminds me of the end of Arlo Guthrie's song Alice's Restaurant.

And the only reason I'm singing you this song is cause you may know somebody in a similar situation, or you may be in a similar situation and if you're in a situation like that, there's only one thing you can do and that's walk into the shrink wherever you are, just walk in and say
"Shrink, You can get anything you want, at Alice's restaurant", and walk out.
You know, if one person , just one person does it, they may think he's really sick and they won't take him. And if two people, two people do it, in harmony, they may think they're both faggots and they won't take either of them. And three people do it, three, can you imagine three people walking in singing a bar of Alice's Restaurant and walking out? They may think it's an organization. And can you imagine fifty people a day walking in, singing a bar of Alice's Restaurant and walking out? And friends, they may think it's a movement. And that's what it is. The Alice's Restaurant Anti-massacree movement.....

If there is only one comedian attacking PC media driven bullshit, they will be crushed. If every comedian you hear points out that they are full of shit, they won't do anything and will move on to the next target. The right should invade and own comedy, just like they did memes.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 24, 2019 01:25 PM (3sjI6)

308 @MoveOn
NEWS: As our first endorsement for 2020, we're proud to announce that MoveOn Political Action members in #MN05 have voted overwhelmingly to back Rep. @IlhanMN for re-election to Congress.

She has all of her anti-American bona fides in order so it makes sense that those commies would support her

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2019 01:25 PM (OLCnA)

309
I'm a Reagan Republican. I came here when he was president. A real president.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 24, 2019 01:25 PM (CRRq9)

310 300 Can you imagine Kristol in a dodgeball game in school? I'd pay real money to be on the other side, just so I could drill him.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 01:22 PM (pg90N)

Play the variant that uses golf balls.
Posted by: sunflower at April 24, 2019 01:23 PM (I54dk)

Baseballs would be perfect. They're just the right size and weight to be thrown hard, and they hurt a lot when they hit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 01:26 PM (pg90N)

311 >>So @MoveOn is totes cool with a dim-witted, functionally-illiterate, terrorist-sympathizing supporter of Sharia Law.

MoveOn is siding with the new players in the Dem party who are moving it to Communism - AOC, OMAR, Tlaib, over the old guard of Pelosi, Schumer, etc.

Zack Exley is a Bernie bro, and he's the link between MoveOn and Justice Democrats, who gave us AOC, OMAR and Tlaib.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 01:26 PM (W+vEI)

312 Play the variant that uses golf balls.

With wrist rockets?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 01:26 PM (39g3+)

313 What a coincidence! 33 is also the number of donuts Butterball Powerbottom eats in one sitting.

Posted by: JuJuBee at April 24, 2019 01:26 PM (aBR7R)

314 Little Billy was the fattest kid in his class

Always the last in line

All the other little kids would laugh at him

Said he'd die before his time
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The Sweet - 'Little Willy' (1973?)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FguJqN5VQw

(fun earworm)

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 24, 2019 01:26 PM (MIKMs)

315 310 300 Can you imagine Kristol in a dodgeball game in school? I'd pay real money to be on the other side, just so I could drill him.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 01:22 PM (pg90N)

Play the variant that uses golf balls.
Posted by: sunflower at April 24, 2019 01:23 PM (I54dk)

Baseballs would be perfect. They're just the right size and weight to be thrown hard, and they hurt a lot when they hit.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 01:26 PM (pg90N)

Posted by: Invisible Pimp Hand at April 24, 2019 01:27 PM (FTPVM)

316
Kristol will find a shiv between his ribs from Thomas Friedman if he continues to converse with the little people and report on it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 24, 2019 01:27 PM (pNxlR)

317 What a sad, pathetic man he has morphed into.
Posted by: jsg

I'm pretty sure he was fapping as he settled back after posting that and read the responces.

Posted by: Biergood at April 24, 2019 01:27 PM (uGKH7)

318 310 300 Can you imagine Kristol in a dodgeball game in school? I'd pay real money to be on the other side, just so I could drill him.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 01:22 PM (pg90N)

Play the variant that uses golf balls.
Posted by: sunflower at April 24, 2019 01:23 PM (I54dk)

Baseballs would be perfect. They're just the right size and weight to be thrown hard, and they hurt a lot when they hit.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 01:26 PM (pg90N)

Ninja Stars!!

Posted by: Invisible Pimp Hand at April 24, 2019 01:27 PM (FTPVM)

319 311 >>So @MoveOn is totes cool with a dim-witted, functionally-illiterate, terrorist-sympathizing supporter of Sharia Law.

MoveOn is siding with the new players in the Dem party who are moving it to Communism - AOC, OMAR, Tlaib, over the old guard of Pelosi, Schumer, etc.

Zack Exley is a Bernie bro, and he's the link between MoveOn and Justice Democrats, who gave us AOC, OMAR and Tlaib.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 01:26 PM (W+vEI)

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You know, Democrats elected a few freshmen moderates from places like Ohio in 2018.

Maybe they should do something about the leftward lurch of their party.

Unless they agree with it...What say you Republicans who lost those races to these moderates? Are you going to make that an issue in your district in 2020?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 01:27 PM (ANN96)

320 304 Him: "I'm a Reagan Republican. I came here when he was president. A real president."

Christ, what a bullshit story.
Posted by: Jussie Smollett at April 24, 2019 01:24 PM (pg90N)

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Diablo Cody writes more realistic dialogue.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 01:28 PM (ANN96)

321 Seriously. How many people at an airport would recognize Bill Kristol as anyone of any significance?

I think the number would be VERY small, like his brain.

Posted by: Sponge at April 24, 2019 01:28 PM (IXZGh)

322 I'm pretty sure he was fapping as he settled back after posting that and read the responces.
Posted by: Biergood at April 24, 2019 01:27 PM (uGKH7)

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Bill Kristol on Twitter:

https://tinyurl.com/yya8cj2t

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 24, 2019 01:29 PM (5aX2M)

323 I'd pay real money to be on the other side, just so I could drill him.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 01:22 PM (pg90N)

Sounds kinky. That means Cap'n Cuck would like it.

Posted by: RickZ at April 24, 2019 01:29 PM (Y8PSl)

324 I'm thinking Bill Krystal hasn't had his moment John Astin clarity where he realizes playing Gomez Adams on the Adams Family was his final and only rodeo. Once you go full Gomez there is no coming back.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 01:29 PM (2LelM)

325 One of the leaders of Justice Democrats was a co-founder of MoveOn: Zack Exely.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 01:20 PM (W+vEI)

Any relation to Ed Zachary?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2019 01:29 PM (OLCnA)

326 If he can dodge a monkey wrench, he can dodge a ball.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 24, 2019 01:29 PM (+y/Ru)

327 321 Seriously. How many people at an airport would recognize Bill Kristol as anyone of any significance?

I think the number would be VERY small, like his brain.
Posted by: Sponge at April 24, 2019 01:28 PM (IXZGh)

Actually, I'd be blissfully unaware of his existence but for the HQ.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 01:29 PM (pg90N)

328 Nobody owes anything to the media including the President. They think they are owed deference and respect. They think they should be worshiped and adored for their keen insights and truth telling. We have a first amendment that gives them free speech. We and our government(including the executive) are also free to ignore them.

They will never get that through their thick little pointed skulls. Same goes for Hollywood. I'm done with the lot of them.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at April 24, 2019 01:29 PM (0OmEj)

329 @Breaking911

BREAKING: McCain family to support Biden in 2020 race in bid to defeat Trump - Washington Examiner

Posted by: Tami at April 24, 2019 01:30 PM (cF8AT)

330 Butterball Powerbottom?

Didn't J.J. Sefton coin the term?

Posted by: JAS at April 24, 2019 01:30 PM (KOCKb)

331 329 @Breaking911

BREAKING: McCain family to support Biden in 2020 race in bid to defeat Trump - Washington Examiner
Posted by: Tami at April 24, 2019 01:30 PM (cF8AT)

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No wonder Arizona politics is so fucked up. The first Republican family is a bunch of Democrats.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 01:30 PM (ANN96)

332 They think they are owed deference and respect.

The way I see it, they're getting the deference and respect they deserve.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 01:30 PM (pg90N)

333 Seriously. How many people at an airport would recognize Bill Kristol as anyone of any significance?
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None. To them he looks like any other fatass alcoholic with Type 2 diabetes.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 24, 2019 01:31 PM (vg8iE)

334 Holy crap, Trump got the coveted McCain endorsement again. This early, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 24, 2019 01:31 PM (bsfko)

335 329 @Breaking911

BREAKING: McCain family to support Biden in 2020 race in bid to defeat Trump - Washington Examiner
Posted by: Tami at April 24, 2019 01:30 PM (cF8AT)

Golly, what a surprise. But at least they're out and proud now.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 24, 2019 01:31 PM (RD7QR)

336
331 329 @Breaking911

BREAKING: McCain family to support Biden in 2020 race in bid to defeat Trump - Washington Examiner
Posted by: Tami at April 24, 2019 01:30 PM (cF8AT)

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No wonder Arizona politics is so fucked up. The first Republican family is a bunch of Democrats.
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Trump Landslide - Meaghan hardest hit.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 01:31 PM (2LelM)

337
Republicans love their country and dislike their government.
Democrats love their government and dislike their country.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 01:19 PM (bcbK

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under

H.L. Mencken

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 01:31 PM (TAmPV)

338 Trump Landslide - Meaghan hardest hit.
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Then Golden Corral hardest hit.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 24, 2019 01:32 PM (vg8iE)

339 245 Researching a roll for a movie

whole wheat? kaiser?

Posted by: Anachronda at April 24, 2019 01:32 PM (sGtp+)

340 impeachment

https://www.mrctv.org/videos/terms-impeachment-media-mention-i-word-309-times-one-day

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 01:32 PM (JFO2v)

341 Regarding the McCain endorsement of Biden, has Biden even formally announced yet?

Posted by: Boots at April 24, 2019 01:32 PM (e9omi)

342 Newsflash. The McCain family is irrelevant.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at April 24, 2019 01:33 PM (0OmEj)

343 Republicans love their country and dislike their government.
Democrats love their government and dislike their country.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 24, 2019 01:19 PM (bcbK

Well said. This is why the left is all in on illegals--they have to replace the population with one as enthusiastic about government as they are.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 24, 2019 01:33 PM (RD7QR)

344 They think they are owed deference and respect.

The way I see it, they're getting the deference and respect they deserve.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Deference & respect? They're lucky we haven't started shooting yet.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 01:33 PM (Yzubb)

345 BREAKING: McCain family to support Biden in 2020 race in bid to defeat Trump - Washington Examiner
_________________

But of course!

Supporting Obama's failed VP over a successful sitting Republican president is what all good and severely conservatives will do!

Was there ever any doubt?

Posted by: Miss Billy Kristol and Ms. Mittens Romney at April 24, 2019 01:33 PM (k4dH2)

346
329 @Breaking911

BREAKING: McCain family to support Biden in 2020 race in bid to defeat Trump - Washington Examiner
Posted by: Tami at April 24, 2019 01:30 PM (cF8AT)

Throw the JEF info that mix and Joey Dumb Fuck is doomed.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 24, 2019 01:33 PM (pNxlR)

347 341 Regarding the McCain endorsement of Biden, has Biden even formally announced yet?
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Last I heard he's looking for money.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 01:33 PM (2LelM)

348 336 No wonder Arizona politics is so fucked up. The first Republican family is a bunch of Democrats.
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Trump Landslide - Meaghan hardest hit.
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 01:31 PM (2LelM)

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Still predicting a Biden nomination, but now I want it even less.

I want to see the spinning heads of "Republicans" as they go from, "Joe is the only Democrat moderate enough to win our votes" to "Democratic Socialist Bernie Sanders is the tits."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 01:33 PM (ANN96)

349 29 @Breaking911

BREAKING: McCain family to support Biden in 2020 race in bid to defeat Trump - Washington Examiner
Posted by: Tami at April 24, 2019 01:30 PM (cF8AT)

Sad but certainly no surprise.

Posted by: Sooner at April 24, 2019 01:33 PM (Fs5vw)

350 MoveOn
@MoveOn
NEWS: As our first endorsement for 2020, we're proud to announce that MoveOn Political Action members in #MN05 have voted overwhelmingly to back Rep. @IlhanMN for re-election to Congress.

-
Just in case you weren't aware that they've gone full crazy/evil.
==========
Look! Just how do you expect me to make money is this continually rising stock market -- the old fashioned way? !!?

Ridiculous. We must sink the country and the markets so that my short and hedge positions pay.

Posted by: soros at April 24, 2019 01:33 PM (WgbS2)

351 I commented here years ago that when her dad died Megs would announce she was a Democrat.

Posted by: steevy at April 24, 2019 01:33 PM (AjVAj)

352 Newsflash. The McCain family is irrelevant.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at April 24, 2019 01:33 PM (0OmEj

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Not to Joe. They have a metric fuckton of cash, and deep, dark connections to Democrat leadership.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 24, 2019 01:33 PM (5aX2M)

353 @Breaking911

BREAKING: McCain family to support Biden in 2020 race in bid to defeat Trump - Washington Examiner
Posted by: Tami at April 24, 2019 01:30 PM (cF8AT)

The number of people swayed by the McCain support equals those who recognize Cuck Kristol at an airport

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2019 01:34 PM (OLCnA)

354 BREAKING: McCain family to support Biden in 2020 race in bid to defeat Trump - Washington Examiner
Posted by: Tami at April 24, 2019 01:30 PM (cF8AT)

Sad but certainly no surprise.
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You see, there is only one party. And I am it.

Posted by: soros at April 24, 2019 01:34 PM (WgbS2)

355
BREAKING: McCain family to support Biden in 2020 race in bid to defeat Trump - Washington Examiner
Posted by: Tami at April 24, 2019 01:30 PM (cF8AT)

Meggie just wants a reach around.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 01:34 PM (TAmPV)

356 nood, economy

Posted by: never enough caffeine at April 24, 2019 01:34 PM (N3JsI)

357 BREAKING: McCain family to support Biden in 2020 race in bid to defeat Trump - Washington Examiner
Posted by: Tami

I'm shocked.

Posted by: Capt. Obvious at April 24, 2019 01:35 PM (nEOLy)

358 NOOD.

Posted by: Sponge at April 24, 2019 01:35 PM (IXZGh)

359 They're neck and neck at the bottom of the Donk poll.

Castro 0%
Gillibrand 0%
Inslee 0%
McAuliffe 0%
Messam 0%
Moulton 0%
Swalwell 0%
Williamson 0%
Yang 0%
Bennet 0%
Bullock 0%
Delaney 0%
Gabbard 0%
Ryan 0%

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 24, 2019 01:36 PM (+y/Ru)

360 So, there I was, standing in line at the sandwich shop when the guy behind the counter say hey, you're Duke Lowell from AOSHQ, right? I quickly looked around to see if anyone noticed. He then says I saw that you beat out Sponge for a couple of firsts yesterday. That was golden man!

True story.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 24, 2019 01:36 PM (gC2IV)

361 33 is his weight in stone

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 24, 2019 01:36 PM (8zfVL)

362 Last I heard he's looking for money.
________________

That's just cuz I had my limo driver stop so I could give the last dollar in my pocket to a homeless woman on the side of the road.

Sigh. I'm just a giver! But I never do it just so I can tell people about it. Spread the word!

Posted by: Joey Biden at April 24, 2019 01:37 PM (k4dH2)

363 The number of people who care about Cap'n Bill's opinion would be only slightly to large to fit a phone booth. But that's only because Bill is too large for a phone booth.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 24, 2019 01:38 PM (JgA4k)

364

My friends, you have nothing to fear from Uncle Joe, he feels you and is handy with OH GOD NO! Not the Acid Squirting Porcupine! Jesus Mary and Joseph it's on fire! OH GOD MY ASSHOLE JUST RIPPED!!!!! Pull it out pull it out! I'm shitting out my nose make it STOPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Juan McStain in Hell at April 24, 2019 01:38 PM (UFLLM)

365
A witness viewing a police lineup that included Kristol and Poppin' Fresh, the Pillsbury Doughboy, would be hard pressed to distinguish between those two.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 24, 2019 01:39 PM (pNxlR)

366 @Breaking911

BREAKING: McCain family to support Biden in 2020 race in bid to defeat Trump - Washington Examiner
Posted by: Tami at April 24, 2019 01:30 PM (cF8AT)

Cool

Posted by: Cool at April 24, 2019 01:42 PM (Hg4NE)

367
Counterpoint: Marjorie Lord to Anne Archer

Posted by: sunflower at April 24, 2019
*
*
. . .
I thought you were just comparing them. I had no idea Anne was Marjorie Lord's daughter!
Her father was John Archer, who played in a lot of '50s crime stories, usually as a cop or government agent. He was Edmond O'Brien's boss, I think, in White Heat.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 01:46 PM (elsTe)

368 20 Kristol's guy has been a gate agent for 31 years?
Posted by: BignJames at April 24, 2019 12:26 PM (ykq7q)

----

He'd be a fool to quit now.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 24, 2019 01:47 PM (t5m5e)

369 >>BREAKING: McCain family to support Biden in 2020 race in bid to defeat Trump - Washington Examiner

"...and you, Megan, you little tiger! Your dad would be so proud, joining our campaign like this! Come in here and let Uncle Joe give you a biiiig hug...mmmm...BIG hug!"

Posted by: Zod at April 24, 2019 01:53 PM (Bdeb0)

370 I thought you were just comparing them. I had no idea Anne was Marjorie Lord's daughter!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 01:46 PM (elsTe)

I always liked Marjorie Lord because of "Make Room for Daddy," but Anne Archer was on another level.

Posted by: sunflower at April 24, 2019 01:59 PM (I54dk)

371 Kristol, stelter, Boot, etc ....
Most malodorous statements or deeds mentioned here over time are by Jews.
Could we have a few by goys for a change?

Posted by: G6loq at April 24, 2019 02:37 PM (HkgBd)

372 Posted by: Juan McStain in Hell at April 24, 2019 01:38 PM (UFLLM)

I LOL'd.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at April 24, 2019 02:58 PM (ZNG0R)

373 The Kristol bit is predicated on the notion that anyone knows or gives a shit what Bill Kristol has to say about anything.
Obviously a BK fantasy.

Posted by: red speck at April 24, 2019 03:41 PM (6Krd7)

374 We know that wasn't the REAL Billy Kay Riesenfel...he only travails(!) by Das BOOT with 3 cabin boys in tow!!!

DIVE DIVE DIVE.....

I give it 3 ani outta 5.

Posted by: saf at April 24, 2019 04:14 PM (5IHGB)

375 WHINE,WHINE,WHINE THE LIBERALS ARE MARCHING

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 24, 2019 04:26 PM (wGqjj)

376 In screenwriting, "on the nose" means a character says exactly what he was thinking, so it tends to be rather pedestrian dialogue.

The cucks have their own on the nose where they put into some mythical person's mouth exactly what they're thinking. It's like some kind of childish self-aggrandizement and validation of their elitist thinking.

I bet even pathologic liars are cringing at this pathetic cucktweet. "It was in ... Reagan, yeah, that's the ticket!"

Posted by: Otto von Grubner at April 24, 2019 07:39 PM (Ch9E5)

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