CNN in "Meltdown" Trying to Spin Report to Save Their Own Reputations

CNN hack and Gender Flexible Eggbody Chris Cillizza got butthurt when someone said CNN was in meltdown:

No, we're not https://t.co/c9HdR999Bd
— Chris Cillizza (@CillizzaCNN) April 18, 2019

Meanwhile, if you can believe this, ridiculous joke and corporate tool Brian "Butterball Powerbottom" Stelter was earlier shrieking at people that no "partisans" should speculate about the report.

Annnnnd... simultaneously, on his own network, a panel of eight ludicrous partisans were speculating about the report.

Does this guy get CNN? pic.twitter.com/suLCjFV12R
— John Ekdahl (@JohnEkdahl) April 18, 2019

Meanwhile, AG Barr is getting a little edgy with his redactions:

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:42 PM

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1 foist!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at April 18, 2019 02:43 PM (+7uO0)

2 Woooooooo!

Posted by: Not Ric Flair at April 18, 2019 02:44 PM (lk2EM)

3 I'm going camping this weekend.

the roasted marshmallows are going to be epic

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 18, 2019 02:44 PM (d7Ww2)

4 can we tell little Brian Steltie-boy "Learn to Code" now?

Posted by: USMC 8541 at April 18, 2019 02:44 PM (xGZ+b)

5 Communication breakdown,
It's always the same.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 18, 2019 02:45 PM (ycWCI)

6 CryingNewsNetwork, Tears are CNN

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 18, 2019 02:45 PM (M+Lyo)

7 Fifty bucks says the redacted parts all point to the Obama administration and the Hillary campaign as the guilty parties.

Posted by: zombie at April 18, 2019 02:45 PM (5tb4C)

8 okay

Posted by: DanMan at April 18, 2019 02:46 PM (XTiHL)

9 LOL get fucked

Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2019 02:46 PM (BXMxN)

10 Gender Flexible Egg Body

That's nicely wordsmithed.

Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 02:46 PM (pCsgI)

11
Baghdad Bob: I look credible next to the American media

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 18, 2019 02:46 PM (OLCnA)

12 Wish Drudge would stop the screaming headlines

Posted by: Sharon at April 18, 2019 02:46 PM (QzF6i)

13 We have known what the Mueller Report says for quite some time now. No collusion and no obstruction.

Sit on it, Butterball.

Reading it aint gonna change a thing.

Posted by: Czech Chick at April 18, 2019 02:46 PM (haWye)

14 Ben Shapiro is a mewling quim of a diseased twat waffle.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 18, 2019 02:46 PM (+dsLj)

15 but that's where they hid the evidence, how can Seth Meyers fill 90 minutes without it????

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 18, 2019 02:46 PM (9AcAx)

16 "No we're not."

When CNN denies what CNN is actually doing you know it is true.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 18, 2019 02:47 PM (pw+jk)

17 I was told this thread was about newts.

Posted by: Gussie Fink-Nottle at April 18, 2019 02:47 PM (CDGwz)

18 9
LOL get fucked

Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2019 02:46 PM (BXMxN)

I don't understand what that is? Is that an actual redaction form the report?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 18, 2019 02:47 PM (ymnmz)

19 Fifty bucks says the redacted parts all point to the Obama administration and the Hillary campaign as the guilty parties.
Posted by: zombie at April 18, 2019 02:45 PM (5tb4C)

Let the Dems demand that it be unredacted.

Then do it.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 18, 2019 02:47 PM (IqOTP)

20 CNN is rank with fear.

Bring up Grond!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick up a copy of From Redaction With Love at The Outrage Outlet! at April 18, 2019 02:48 PM (hLRSq)

21 What's that bottom image about?

Posted by: Someguy at April 18, 2019 02:48 PM (HUFx8)

22 'tis but a flesh wound!

Posted by: Chris Cillizza at April 18, 2019 02:48 PM (fuK7c)

23 I do to matter!!!!

Posted by: Brian Stetler at April 18, 2019 02:48 PM (pw+jk)

24 I never figured that the newz people would all go full retard

Posted by: Bruce at April 18, 2019 02:49 PM (LAt9N)

25 >>>I don't understand what that is? Is that an actual redaction form the report?

no it's just a joke

Posted by: ace, just quoting good lines now at April 18, 2019 02:49 PM (PbpT7)

26 CNN - More Spin Cycles than a Whirlpool

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick up a copy of From Redaction With Love at The Outrage Outlet! at April 18, 2019 02:49 PM (hLRSq)

27 CNN isn't in meltdown.

They're suicidal.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2019 02:49 PM (Q6F6b)

28
Chris Cillizza
@CillizzaCNN

"No, we're not"
------------

Pouty, are we Chris?

Did he stamp his feet when saying that?

Posted by: Gussie Fink-Nottle at April 18, 2019 02:49 PM (CDGwz)

29 Hey, the media's coverage was overwhelmingly correct.

https://tinyurl.com/y4fryc6g

Posted by: Ha at April 18, 2019 02:49 PM (MAstk)

30 When do we get to see all the garbage declassified.

Posted by: Sharon at April 18, 2019 02:49 PM (QzF6i)

31 I even read his tweets in that falsetto voice now.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 18, 2019 02:49 PM (LWu6U)

32 -
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What's that bottom image about?
Posted by: Someguy at April 18, 2019 02:48 PM

-------------------------

I would have been damn funny if Barr had posted that as the report.

Posted by: irright at April 18, 2019 02:50 PM (pMGkg)

33 I do to matter!!!!
Posted by: Brian Stetler at April 18, 2019 02:48 PM (pw+jk)

I'd say you have quite a bit too much matter.

Posted by: DR.WTF at April 18, 2019 02:50 PM (aS1PU)

34 So Long It's been Good to Know Ya
by The Weavers

So long, it's been good to know ya
So long, it's been good to know ya
So long, it's been good to know ya
What a long time since you've been unbiased
And I've gotta be driftin' along.

I've sung this song, but I'll sing it again
Of the channels I've watched and the pundits I've seen
You're the most partisan hacks on the air
And most of the country has switched off your swill.

So long, it's been good to know ya
So long, it's been good to know ya
So long, it's been good to know ya
What a long time since you've been unbiased
And I've gotta be driftin' along.

Posted by: zombie at April 18, 2019 02:50 PM (5tb4C)

35 Top 30?

In like Flynn! Mike Flynn.

Posted by: Rudi Von Starnberg. at April 18, 2019 02:50 PM (OFzX4)

36 19 Fifty bucks says the redacted parts all point to the Obama administration and the Hillary campaign as the guilty parties.
Posted by: zombie at April 18, 2019 02:45 PM (5tb4C)

Let the Dems demand that it be unredacted.

Then do it.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 18, 2019 02:47 PM (IqOTP)

That would be awesome.

Posted by: rickl at April 18, 2019 02:50 PM (xjiRE)

37 It's almost embarrassing to watch. Almost. But I recommend grabbing your favorite beverage because it's really epic. I thought the guys here were watching a comedy show there was so much laughing. They were fighting over which channel to watch because they couldn't decode who was more pathetic, CNN or MSNBC.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 02:50 PM (VpIIl)

38 Pouty, are we Chris?

Did he stamp his feet when saying that?
Posted by: Gussie Fink-Nottle at April 18, 2019 02:49 PM (CDGwz)

And he shook his fat little dimpled fists!

Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 02:50 PM (XROPS)

39 Bring up Grond!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick up a copy of From Redaction With Love at The Outrage Outlet! at April 18, 2019 02:48 PM (hLRSq)

Haven't got one. Stuffing Acosta into his own locker will have to do.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 18, 2019 02:50 PM (IqOTP)

40 Shit, shite, bugger and damn!

Goddamn fast fingering morons!

Posted by: Rudi Von Starnberg. at April 18, 2019 02:50 PM (OFzX4)

41 It

Posted by: irright at April 18, 2019 02:50 PM (pMGkg)

42 >>Chris Cillizza
@CillizzaCNN

>>"No, we're not"

What he meant

No we're not, you are!

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2019 02:50 PM (/tuJf)

43 The Cashew is going to be Must See TV, tonight.

Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 02:50 PM (pCsgI)

44 Chrissy C - "I'm rubber and you're glue and everything you say to me bounces off and sticks to you!!!"

Posted by: Roy at April 18, 2019 02:50 PM (8RFw7)

45 If you combine Stetler and Brie Larson's ass you would have two complete asses.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 18, 2019 02:51 PM (pw+jk)

46 PDT should have someone plaster Trump 2020 bumper-stickers on every car in the Press parking lot. Fuck the horse they rode in on.

Posted by: DaveA at April 18, 2019 02:51 PM (FhXTo)

47 Cilliza is one of those guys who is literally lower than normal IQ. There are a lot of really foolish, ignorant people on the left and out in front of cameras who actually aren't all that stupid in terms of brain power. They're just ill-informed or lack discernment. But like She Guevarra, our Chiquita Khrushchev, he is actually really, really dumb.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2019 02:51 PM (39g3+)

48 Dick sipper Nadler is speaking

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 18, 2019 02:51 PM (TN1P5)

49 Told the office Lefty to read the next page and he had to eat a little crow. All is right in the universe

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 18, 2019 02:51 PM (J+mig)

50 I saw CNN Hack and Gender Flexible Eggbody Chris Cillizza refuse to open for Humble Pie at the Hollywood Bowl in '72.

Posted by: ShainS -- PhD candidate in Angry Orange Male studies at April 18, 2019 02:51 PM (EqwcA)

51 Mental hospital doctor: I'm afraid you're delusional

Mr CNN: No I'm not .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 18, 2019 02:51 PM (a/9Wy)

52 >>>I even read his tweets in that falsetto voice now.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 18, 2019 02:49 PM (LWu6U)

LOLOLOL!!! Me too!

Posted by: Max Power at April 18, 2019 02:51 PM (q177U)

53 Asshole

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2019 02:51 PM (bim/x)

54 I bet $100 Cilizza is a bottom guy.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 02:51 PM (VpIIl)

55 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at April 18, 2019 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

56 LOL at lol get fucked

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019 02:51 PM (NWiLs)

57 45 If you combine Stetler and Brie Larson's ass you would have two complete asses.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 18, 2019 02:51 PM (pw+jk)

a.k.a. Morning Joe

Posted by: Roy at April 18, 2019 02:51 PM (8RFw7)

58 it is sad, the left/democrats/media are still reading the mueller report as if it's going to help them.

they don't understand at all. The mueller report marks the end. Now trump is going to put a lot of democrats in jail because of how they conspired to commit treason by starting a coup through our intelligence community (and all 17 US Intel Agencies) and our law enforcement communities (specifically weirdo sociopaths in the FBI's upper echelon of Hillary enablers)

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 18, 2019 02:51 PM (9AcAx)

59 Goddamn fast fingering morons!
Posted by: Rudi Von Starnberg. at April 18, 2019 02:50 PM (OFzX4)

That's what she said.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019 02:52 PM (NWiLs)

60 Chris should just be happy CNN will get the rating bump from all the hate-watchers today.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2019 02:52 PM (W+vEI)

61 nadler wants to change the americans justice system from not guilty to for sure innocent.

Fuck face

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2019 02:52 PM (bim/x)

62 Dick sipper Nadler is speaking
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 18, 2019 02:51 PM (TN1P5)

-------

Sipper? Look at the guy. He chugs dick by the six-pack to wash down a chafing dish full of cock.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 02:52 PM (AzW6q)

63 CNN is rank with fear.

Bring up Grond!
Posted by: Mikey NTH

DOOM!

Posted by: Jean at April 18, 2019 02:52 PM (25Dt7)

64 N-no, you.

Posted by: Chris Cilliza at April 18, 2019 02:52 PM (xoxnc)

65 WAR

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2019 02:52 PM (bim/x)

66 Can you imagine being a CNN "reporter" and knowing the only reason most people watch you is to make mock?

Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 02:52 PM (XROPS)

67 The Cashew is going to be Must See TV, tonight.

Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 02:50 PM (pCsgI)

So, will she be catatonic, manically spinning, or drunk?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick up a copy of From Redaction With Love at The Outrage Outlet! at April 18, 2019 02:52 PM (hLRSq)

68 ...a long distance dedication from Ric James to one Jack Straw.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1TPSlLwKb8

Posted by: Casey Kasem at April 18, 2019 02:52 PM (pCsgI)

69 We're rubber and you're glue. Nyaah!

Posted by: Chris Cillizza at April 18, 2019 02:52 PM (pMGkg)

70
Gender Flexible Eggbody. HA!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2019 02:53 PM (zBaqJ)

71 Stetler and Cilizza talk like they're still nursing from mommy's bosom.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 02:53 PM (VpIIl)

72
If only CNN had an audience that could witness its meltdown...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2019 02:53 PM (zBaqJ)

73 nadler wants to change the americans justice system from not guilty to for sure innocent.

---

it's cute how the left is demanding their own actions (which, because they're insane, they don't even remember doing) are crimes.

"this thing is a crime, dammit"

"oh fine, we'll put obama in jail"

"that's not what I MEANTSS!!!!"

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 18, 2019 02:53 PM (9AcAx)

74 Wish Drudge would ~~stop the screaming headlines~~ disappear in the Bermuda Triangle
Posted by: Sharon at April 18, 2019 02:46 PM (QzF6i)

Corrected for accuracy.

Posted by: Sponge at April 18, 2019 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

75 Trump should open his rally's with Edelweiss. That'll really make them nuts.

Posted by: Pete Seria at April 18, 2019 02:53 PM (7ZQe3)

76 69 We're rubber and you're glue. Nyaah!
Posted by: Chris Cillizza at April 18, 2019 02:52 PM (pMGkg)

Flip side of a Walter Egan single?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2019 02:53 PM (zBaqJ)

77
CNN is a runaway reactor and sombody needs to start dumping concrete on the building.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 18, 2019 02:53 PM (TAmPV)

78 I'm going camping this weekend.

the roasted marshmallows are going to be epic

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 18, 2019 02:44 PM (d7Ww2)

1) Camping is awesome.

b) I will use your OT as an excuse to rant about marshmallow toasting.

The most important thing my Pappy taught me was how to roast marshmallows. You toast the outside until it has a crisp golden brown skin, then you pull that skin off and eat it.

Then you toast the remaining mashmallow and slide the next skin off. If you did it right you'd get six or seven marshmallow skins.

I tried to pass this skill on to my boys and could not. Marshmallows, like so much else in the world, are no longer sugar. They're corn syrup. Big Corn is evil and is ruining the fun in the world.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 18, 2019 02:53 PM (fuK7c)

79 So, is Nadler now just reading the report aloud for the cameras?

Um, OK, that seems effective. *eye roll*

Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2019 02:54 PM (W+vEI)

80 Lulz.

I will make sure to bring this up to any liberal I wait on this weekend.

Kinda like the dork server in Office Space at Chotski's with an annoying smile and tone.

"Hey folks, welcome! Did ya catch that big Mueller Report? Not much in it, huh? How's about I start you folks off with some of our Crab-Stuffed Mushrooms or some of those banging Extreme Shrimp Poppers? Sound good!"

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 18, 2019 02:54 PM (Z0twI)

81 fuck you nadler

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2019 02:54 PM (bim/x)

82 Any speculation that the redactions are part of an ongoing investigation into barry and hillary and can not be made public until after those indictments?

That would also explain the left's mania over having them released since it would weaken the prosecution case.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 18, 2019 02:54 PM (LWu6U)

83 72
If only CNN had an audience that could witness its meltdown...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Avenge us!

Posted by: People waiting for flights at April 18, 2019 02:54 PM (wW03z)

84 Stetler and Cilizza talk like they're still nursing from mommy's bosom.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 02:53 PM (VpIIl)

------

For the wages of soy is bitch-voice.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 02:54 PM (AzW6q)

85 left: "this thing is a crime, dammit"

Us: "well, we have proof of you doing it"

Left "that doesn't count!!!!"

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 18, 2019 02:54 PM (9AcAx)

86 Someone already has their meltdown compilation on YouTube to "Love Hurts."

Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 02:54 PM (XROPS)

87 CNN gave more airtime to a lawyer who defrauded a disabled client than all members of Congress combined for almost a year.

Think about that.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 18, 2019 02:54 PM (+dsLj)

88 75 Trump should open his rally's with Edelweiss. That'll really make them nuts.

Posted by: Pete Seria at April 18, 2019 02:53 PM (7ZQe3)

Deutschland Uber Alles.

Posted by: Roy at April 18, 2019 02:54 PM (8RFw7)

89 You can make your own Marshmallows. They are pretty f'n good, too.

Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 02:54 PM (pCsgI)

90
I saw the Gender Flexible Eggbody's open for the The Dixie Chicks at the Iowa State Fair in 2002.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 18, 2019 02:54 PM (8XRCm)

91 Serious question: What percentage of journalists and talking heads on CNNABCMSNBCCBS etc. do you think are still nearly clueless about the true background and perfidy involved in the set up of the Mueller investigation and attempted coup--compared to those in that profession who will be outed as paid leakers and propagandists?

Posted by: corn and beans at April 18, 2019 02:54 PM (tkNkP)

92 There's an even fatter man inside Nadler trying to get out.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2019 02:54 PM (/tuJf)

93 Chris Cillizza

@CillizzaCNN
No, we're not

LOLZ!

BWWWWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at April 18, 2019 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

94 Will Trump have the balls to drop a bunch of pardons on Easter Sunday?

Posted by: Jean at April 18, 2019 02:55 PM (25Dt7)

95 "You think CNN News feels bad today? How do you think my ass feels?"

- Rachel Maddow's ratings next week

Posted by: Azathoth at April 18, 2019 02:55 PM (x2PE6)

96 "YOUR ARM IS GONE YOU SILLY BASTARD!"

"No, it isn't."

CNN, now actively channeling Monty Python skits.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 18, 2019 02:55 PM (3RKQd)

97 88 75 Trump should open his rally's with Edelweiss. That'll really make them nuts.

Posted by: Pete Seria at April 18, 2019 02:53 PM (7ZQe3)

Deutschland Uber Alles.
Posted by: Roy at April 18, 2019 02:54 PM (8RFw7)

The Hormel Wesson Song. For Tater Tot.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2019 02:55 PM (zBaqJ)

98 I have directed the third chamber of government to look into Trump's obvious collstruction of Mueller's convestigation.

Posted by: AOC, sooper jeanyus at April 18, 2019 02:55 PM (fq72/)

99 Good grief, Nadler is a dunce. Listen to this fat porker babbling. He sounds like he's going to cry.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 02:55 PM (VpIIl)

100 OMG - in one of the replies to to Chrissy C's "nuh uhh!" tweet I nearly ruined my keyboard , reading this meme:
https://pbs.tw___.com/media/D4cp__dWwAAX6zc.jpg

(Lord Humongous shouting "JUST LEARN TO CODE ... AND THERE WILL BE AN END TO THE HORROR)"

hadn't seen that one before - Frickin' brilliant!

Posted by: theATL at April 18, 2019 02:55 PM (yFgwo)

101 96 "YOUR ARM IS GONE YOU SILLY BASTARD!"

"No, it isn't."

CNN, now actively channeling Monty Python skits.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 18, 2019 02:55 PM (3RKQd)

"Pfft!"

- - Michelle Fields

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2019 02:55 PM (zBaqJ)

102 92 There's an even fatter man inside Nadler trying to get out.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2019 02:54 PM (/tuJf)

Find the keys, we'll drive out.

Posted by: Michael Moore at April 18, 2019 02:55 PM (8RFw7)

103 92 There's an even fatter man inside Nadler trying to get out.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2019 02:54 PM (/tuJf)

Maybe, but them Jerrold the Hutt would just eat him again, anyway.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 18, 2019 02:55 PM (UnA8+)

104 537 ...no, its time for heads to roll. Its time for shock and outrage.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2019 02:47 PM (39g3+)

Go long on wicker baskets.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2019 02:56 PM (zNIcM)

105 Somebody give Nadler a choclate cake. I think he's hangry.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 02:56 PM (VpIIl)

106 The great thing is that this is a two-fer. First the letter, now the report and we get to see the left wing media cry twice.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 18, 2019 02:56 PM (r+sAi)

107 Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 18, 2019 02:53 PM (fuK7c)

agreed.

However, I also like s'mores.
and if you use a reeses peanut butter cup in between your graham crackers you have heaven.

dark chocolate is yummy too.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 18, 2019 02:56 PM (d7Ww2)

108 Nadler is another case of lap band fail.He's still fat!

Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2019 02:56 PM (BXMxN)

109 The fact that pouty Chris can't see their own meltdown is a big part of their problem.

The other part is they are all dumbasses.

Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 02:56 PM (XROPS)

110 Will Trump have the balls to drop a bunch of pardons on Easter Sunday?

He should walk into the presser holding a giant envelope with Flynn in tow.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 18, 2019 02:56 PM (3RKQd)

111
FUPROSTA - Fat Upper Prostate Area.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2019 02:56 PM (zBaqJ)

112 I tried to pass this skill on to my boys and could not. Marshmallows, like so much else in the world, are no longer sugar. They're corn syrup. Big Corn is evil and is ruining the fun in the world.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 18, 2019 02:53 PM (fuK7c)

I remember this 'Camping Life Hack'.

Damn, that is so douchebaggy. I should go write for Buzzfeed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 18, 2019 02:57 PM (ycWCI)

113 Mueller report does not eliminate the possibility that Trump killed JFK!

Posted by: This Is CNN! at April 18, 2019 02:57 PM (+y/Ru)

114 CNN is ridiculous because they want there to be obstruction but without an underlying crime it is hard to prove any motive for it.

Further, Trump saying he wanted to fire people but not actually doing it, is not obstruction.

Unless thoughts and speech can now be made illegal? Which, I guess, that is what Democrats want now. Because OrangeManBad.

Do not ever wish or say you want someone dead. Because the Gubmint can prosecute you for your words, hopes and dreams now.

Posted by: Czech Chick at April 18, 2019 02:57 PM (haWye)

115 It's a city of strangers,
Some come to work, some to play.
A city of strangers,
Some come to stare, some to stay.
And every day
Some go away

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2019 02:57 PM (zNIcM)

116 Where are the Articles of Impeachment?

Posted by: Ha at April 18, 2019 02:57 PM (MAstk)

117 Why are all the anchor persons gaining weight?

Posted by: Max Power at April 18, 2019 02:57 PM (q177U)

118 Nadler: Noun, Turkeyneck

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 18, 2019 02:57 PM (M+Lyo)

119 109 The fact that pouty Chris can't see their own meltdown is a big part of their problem.

The other part is they are all dumbasses.
Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 02:56 PM (XROPS)

============

Pauline Kael.

It really shouldn't be a goal.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 02:57 PM (q8oeS)

120

Nadler doesn't shop at the Big & Tall store... he has to go straight to the textile mill and get fitted on the line:

https://tinyurl.com/y36b4pez

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 02:57 PM (AzW6q)

121 >>Will Trump have the balls to drop a bunch of pardons on Easter Sunday?

No. Second Inaugural.

Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 02:57 PM (pCsgI)

122 Trump will make history, and be the first POTUS to troll his way to reelection. It is going to be an 18 month assault on the MSM.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 18, 2019 02:57 PM (wGbBR)

123 I haven't been able to watch anything today but the updates here have been fun!

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 18, 2019 02:57 PM (kG5hP)

124 Barr's is there a precedent? No? Then it's unprecedented is up with the Lindsay Graham's tie adjusting.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 18, 2019 02:57 PM (mf5HN)

125 You should make your own marshmallows. It's really not that hard.

In Girl Scouts, we went for the blackened outside.

Posted by: notsothoreau at April 18, 2019 02:57 PM (JKNZq)

126 >>Good grief, Nadler is a dunce. Listen to this fat porker babbling. He sounds like he's going to cry.

I take comfort in the fact that Trump has been dealing with Nadler and Schumer for years now in NYC, so he knows them very well --- and he will use that knowledge to play them like fiddles.

Trump's been great at getting Schumer's goat on immigration.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2019 02:58 PM (W+vEI)

127 TMZ > CNN

Posted by: Jean at April 18, 2019 02:58 PM (25Dt7)

128 Sondheim's I jus feel a song in my heart.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2019 02:58 PM (zNIcM)

129 Nadler: I haven't been this sad since the last time I saw my dick- and that was 40 years ago.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 02:58 PM (VpIIl)

130 I know you are, but what am I?

Posted by: C. Cillizaa at April 18, 2019 02:58 PM (fq72/)

131 Democrats = criminals

Posted by: Dulcinea del Toboso at April 18, 2019 02:58 PM (zhkfb)

132 Where are the Articles of Impeachment?
Posted by: Ha at April 18, 2019 02:57 PM (MAstk)

Up Schiff's ass.

Posted by: Sponge at April 18, 2019 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

133 >>Barr's is there a precedent? No? Then it's unprecedented is up with the Lindsay Graham's tie adjusting.

It drinks Lindsay's Milkshake.

I was rolling when he gave her the old Maine Handshake.

Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 02:58 PM (pCsgI)

134 114 CNN is ridiculous because they want there to be obstruction but without an underlying crime it is hard to prove any motive for it.

Further, Trump saying he wanted to fire people but not actually doing it, is not obstruction.

Unless thoughts and speech can now be made illegal? Which, I guess, that is what Democrats want now. Because OrangeManBad.

Do not ever wish or say you want someone dead. Because the Gubmint can prosecute you for your words, hopes and dreams now.
Posted by: Czech Chick at April 18, 2019 02:57 PM (haWye)

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"Listen, if trying to replicate the means and methods of Big Brother isn't as American as apple pie and lovin' your momma, then I don't want to be American."
-Everyone to the Left of Lindsay Graham

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 02:58 PM (q8oeS)

135 Someone already has their meltdown compilation on YouTube to "Love Hurts."

I KNOW IT ISN'T TRUE! I KNOW IT ISN'T TRUE! REPORT IS JUST A LIE, MADE TO MAKE YOU BLUE!
- Brian "Not Dan McCafferty" Stelter

Posted by: Sporkatus at April 18, 2019 02:58 PM (CGB5H)

136 116 Where are the Articles of Impeachment?
Posted by: Ha at April 18, 2019 02:57 PM (MAstk)

Right after the Goofus and Gallant cartoon in the Highlights magazine on Donkey-Chomper's desk.

Posted by: Roy at April 18, 2019 02:59 PM (8RFw7)

137 CNN's entire business model relies on "we're just about to see Trump out of office!" wishcasting and that's all just gone down the toilet.

Again.

It was their last, desperate hope that something, somewhere could possibly have been in the report to nail Trump on.

I mean, what is their choice now? To go to the stage of the past where leftists went "well I don't like this guy but he's president and we're not going to be rid of him without an election"? That's not even on the table for these people.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2019 02:59 PM (39g3+)

138 Walls are really closing in on Trump now.

Clowns, all of them. Sad clowns.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 18, 2019 02:59 PM (t6MX/)

139 117
Why are all the anchor persons gaining weight?

Posted by: Max Power at April 18, 2019 02:57 PM (q177U)

No I'm not!

Posted by: Chubbsy Ubsy McCain at April 18, 2019 02:59 PM (ymnmz)

140 Enough of your whining!!

It could be far worse.

They could replace it with BBC World News Channel.

That makes CNN seem like a loop of Ted Nugent gig footage.

Posted by: Rudi Von Starnberg. at April 18, 2019 02:59 PM (OFzX4)

141 Wait. Did Nadler just pull that report out of his sweaty belly rolls?

Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 02:59 PM (VpIIl)

142 19 Fifty bucks says the redacted parts all point to the Obama administration and the Hillary campaign as the guilty parties.
Posted by: zombie at April 18, 2019 02:45 PM (5tb4C)

and let the dems scream for the unredacted version, make them wait, let them keep screaming until they attempt to force a subpoena, and make it seem so unreasonable fir them to make the demand

and then let it show what you said. Starve them then force feed them.

Posted by: DanMan at April 18, 2019 02:59 PM (XTiHL)

143 TMZ > CNN
Posted by: Jean at April 18, 2019 02:58 PM (25Dt7)

Highlights Children's Magazine > CNN

Posted by: Sponge at April 18, 2019 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

144 Where are the Articles of Impeachment?
Posted by: Ha

In the Mueller Report, page 404

Posted by: Jean at April 18, 2019 02:59 PM (25Dt7)

145 137 CNN's entire business model relies on "we're just about to see Trump out of office!" wishcasting and that's all just gone down the toilet.

Again.

It was their last, desperate hope that something, somewhere could possibly have been in the report to nail Trump on.

I mean, what is their choice now? To go to the stage of the past where leftists went "well I don't like this guy but he's president and we're not going to be rid of him without an election"? That's not even on the table for these people.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2019 02:59 PM (39g3+)

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Getting shown in train stations?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 02:59 PM (q8oeS)

146
Trump's people were stupid not to re-release Strojk-Page texts today. It would've been delightful to see.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 18, 2019 03:00 PM (b8qru)

147 It's hard to believe anything could top election night.

Posted by: ALH at April 18, 2019 03:00 PM (uLuPn)

148 "We can understand the enthusiasm for @GameOfThrones now that the final season has arrived," HBO says in statement.

But "we still prefer our intellectual property not be used for political purposes."

=====

Also...thanks for the publicity!

Posted by: Tami at April 18, 2019 03:00 PM (cF8AT)

149 Telling CNN that they're in a meltdown is like trying to tell a woman in an argument that she needs to calm down.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 18, 2019 03:00 PM (KUaJL)

150 14�Ben Shapiro is a mewling quim of a diseased twat waffle.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 18, 2019 02:46 PM (+dsLj)

Evergreen headline, of course, but the guy is an ethnic cleansing fan that cracked Orange Man Dumb jokes as one of the greatest religious buildings in the world burned. In real life someone would crack his snug goniff face open. He has zero play to accuse anyone of embarrassing, immoral conduct. Ever.

Posted by: trev006 at April 18, 2019 03:00 PM (6n54H)

151 Facts: Hillary conspired with Obama to spy....
CNN with fingers in their ears: LA LALLAAALLALALA LA LA, I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 18, 2019 03:00 PM (r+sAi)

152 It's hard to believe anything could top election night.
Posted by: ALH at April 18, 2019 03:00 PM (uLuPn)

Oh, just wait.

I'm quite sure it's going to get better and better.

Posted by: Sponge at April 18, 2019 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)

153 144
Where are the Articles of Impeachment?

Posted by: Ha

In the Mueller Report, page 404

Posted by: Jean at April 18, 2019 02:59 PM (25Dt7)

Articles of Impeachment is a new flavor!

Buy our product.

Posted by: Ben and Jerry at April 18, 2019 03:00 PM (ymnmz)

154 Trump's people were stupid not to re-release Strojk-Page texts today. It would've been delightful to see.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 18, 2019 03:00 PM (b8qru)

Yeah, he needs to knock em back on their heels. Go on offense

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 18, 2019 03:01 PM (M+Lyo)

155 As expected, they are acting like a Colombian team that just scored an own goal.

Posted by: Dulcinea del Toboso at April 18, 2019 03:01 PM (zhkfb)

156 I'm going long on pudding futures.

Posted by: simplemind at April 18, 2019 03:01 PM (C6xeQ)

157 Nadler: I haven't been this sad since the last time I saw my dick- and that was 40 years ago.

That was a Cheeto

Posted by: Jean at April 18, 2019 03:01 PM (25Dt7)

158 CNN is a runaway reactor and sombody needs to start dumping concrete on the building.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic
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Sarcophagus

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2019 03:01 PM (xSo9G)

159 Send Nadler a box of chocolate Candice Owens for Easter.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2019 03:01 PM (zNIcM)

160 What do you mean we can't read the Mueller report that fast?

I'll have you know that everyone at CNN is a graduate of the "Evelyn Woodhead Sped Reading" Course.

Posted by: Butterball Powerbottom at April 18, 2019 03:01 PM (cCxiu)

161 It's hard to believe anything could top election night.
Posted by: ALH at April 18, 2019 03:00 PM (uLuPn)

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I made sure my whole block heard "Fight The Power" by the Isley Brothers that night.

Take that, you Denver limpdicks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 03:01 PM (AzW6q)

162 So we have to wait for tomorrow to find out how the Hen House of Hate handles this news. Should be delicious.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 18, 2019 03:01 PM (2LelM)

163 154 Trump's people were stupid not to re-release Strojk-Page texts today. It would've been delightful to see.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 18, 2019 03:00 PM (b8qru)

Yeah, he needs to knock em back on their heels. Go on offense
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 18, 2019 03:01 PM (M+Lyo)

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At this point...I'm not going to doubt their strategy.

Shit's coming, and we all know it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 03:01 PM (q8oeS)

164 Shit! Should have pasted this first.

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83 72
If only CNN had an audience that could witness its meltdown...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Avenge us!
Posted by: People waiting for flights at April 18, 2019 02:54 PM

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140 Enough of your whining!!

It could be far worse.

They could replace it with BBC World News Channel.

That makes CNN seem like a loop of Ted Nugent gig footage.
Posted by: Rudi Von Starnberg. at April 18, 2019 02:59 PM

+++++++++++++++++

This is what just thinking about the BB fucking C makes me do!

Posted by: Rudi Von Starnberg. at April 18, 2019 03:01 PM (OFzX4)

165 LOL fuck you HBO!(Remember GW Bush's head on a pike way back in season 1?)

Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2019 03:01 PM (BXMxN)

166 I mean, what is their choice now? To go to the stage of the past where leftists went "well I don't like this guy but he's president and we're not going to be rid of him without an election"? That's not even on the table for these people.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2019 02:59 PM (39g3+)

Truck stop glory holes are hiring, and these people have mouths to feed.

Posted by: Roy at April 18, 2019 03:01 PM (8RFw7)

167 As expected, they are acting like a Colombian team that just scored an own goal.
Posted by: Dulcinea del Toboso
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Hmm. Wasn't it a Colombian team who's plane went down in the Andes?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2019 03:02 PM (xSo9G)

168 I made sure my whole block heard "Fight The Power" by the Isley Brothers that night.

Take that, you Denver limpdicks.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 03:01 PM (AzW6q)

The Public Enemy version would've pissed em off even more.

Posted by: Sponge at April 18, 2019 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)

169 Here you go. Homemade marshmallows from the Paratus Familia blog: https://tinyurl.com/yxgzh4su

Posted by: notsothoreau at April 18, 2019 03:02 PM (JKNZq)

170 Is Rob Reiner crying in his drool cup yet?

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 18, 2019 03:02 PM (2LelM)

171 The media is still looking inside Capones vault.

They know it's in there.

Stay tuned.

Posted by: Ha at April 18, 2019 03:02 PM (MAstk)

172 Thanks again to the horde for prayers. I feel deeply at a minimum it really helped me face today.

Looks for now like eye issue can be corrected with a not too invasive surgery in both eyes which likely (though not definitely) rules out the scary neurological stuff. Also I have caught it early.

Still have another thing with my throat but won't have answers for another couple weeks.

Carry on with the celebration!

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2019 03:03 PM (IFcDm)

173 It drinks Lindsay's Milkshake.

I was rolling when he gave her the old Maine Handshake.
Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 02:58 PM (pCsgI)

As people said, get rekt into the sun.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 18, 2019 03:03 PM (mf5HN)

174 I dont think we've really experienced ecstasy yet. I might tune into Maddow just to see how she avoids the biggest day of her life.

She might be on suicide watch right now.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 18, 2019 03:03 PM (Gp6a2)

175 The Public Enemy version would've pissed em off even more.
Posted by: Sponge at April 18, 2019 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)

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True... but I wanted a good song. Never understood their popularity.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 03:03 PM (AzW6q)

176 At this point...I'm not going to doubt their strategy.

Shit's coming, and we all know it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Huber is coming

Posted by: Jean at April 18, 2019 03:03 PM (25Dt7)

177 Since the Russians were able to actually affect a multi-billion dollar election campaign with a mere $100,000 purchase of FarceBook ads I'm thinking that Madison avenue should be out of business and every company in the world should be in Moscow trying to get them to do their advertising.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 18, 2019 03:03 PM (mTGg+)

178 171 The media is still looking inside Capones vault.

They know it's in there.

Stay tuned.
Posted by: Ha at April 18, 2019 03:02 PM (MAstk)

Road Maps!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 18, 2019 03:03 PM (ycWCI)

179 135 Someone already has their meltdown compilation on YouTube to "Love Hurts."

I KNOW IT ISN'T TRUE! I KNOW IT ISN'T TRUE! REPORT IS JUST A LIE, MADE TO MAKE YOU BLUE!
- Brian "Not Dan McCafferty" Stelter

Posted by: Sporkatus at April 18, 2019 02:58 PM

*****************************

Malice in Blunderland?

Posted by: Rudi Von Starnberg. at April 18, 2019 03:03 PM (OFzX4)

180 174 I dont think we've really experienced ecstasy yet. I might tune into Maddow just to see how she avoids the biggest day of her life.

She might be on suicide watch right now.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 18, 2019 03:03 PM (Gp6a2)

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"Tune in to see the secret text that we found between the lines of Mueller's report! This will bring down Trump!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 03:03 PM (q8oeS)

181 158 CNN is a runaway reactor and sombody needs to start dumping concrete on the building.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic
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Sarcophagus
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2019 03:01 PM (xSo9G)

CNN - Churn-Ig-Noble...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2019 03:04 PM (zBaqJ)

182 I want CNN to play "Don't Stop Believin'" in the background of their collective meltdown.

Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 03:04 PM (XROPS)

183 What do you mean we can't read the Mueller report that fast?
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That should be repeated endlessly.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2019 03:04 PM (xSo9G)

184 165 LOL fuck you HBO!(Remember GW Bush's head on a pike way back in season 1?)

Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2019 03:01 PM (BXMxN)

Someone tweeted that to them!

Was it you?

Posted by: Tami at April 18, 2019 03:04 PM (cF8AT)

185 As soon as they get their obstruction case going they will go full bore on it and look past previous attempts for collusion.

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2019 03:04 PM (BbGew)

186 Rush wished everyone Happy No Collusion Day earlier this afternoon.

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 18, 2019 03:04 PM (Z3zSO)

187 Posted by: notsothoreau at April 18, 2019 03:02 PM (JKNZq)

that looks so fun!

will have to try!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 18, 2019 03:04 PM (d7Ww2)

188 Was going to say the girls of CNN all give Soros blow jobs but he wouldn't have any of that. He has special needs that no body at CNN can satisfy.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2019 03:04 PM (zNIcM)

189 178 171 The media is still looking inside Capones vault.

They know it's in there.

Stay tuned.
Posted by: Ha at April 18, 2019 03:02 PM (MAstk)

Road Maps!
Posted by: Aetius451AD

The light's better in there.

Posted by: pep at April 18, 2019 03:04 PM (wW03z)

190 The phrase 'terrible swift sword' is stuck in my head. Anyone know why?

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 18, 2019 03:04 PM (2LelM)

191 Shep Smith at Fox news just parroted EVERY single Dem talking point on the report.

So Anti Trump its pathetic.

Posted by: Don Q at April 18, 2019 03:04 PM (NgKpN)

192 138 Walls are really closing in on Trump now.

Clowns, all of them. Sad clowns.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 18, 2019 02:59 PM (t6MX/)

Honk-honk!

Posted by: josephistan at April 18, 2019 03:04 PM (7HtZB)

193 CNN????

Aren't they only number 3 in the ratings?

Where is Shep Smith???

Saturday will be the ninth anniversary of the DEEPWATER HORIZON!!!

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at April 18, 2019 03:04 PM (EMi53)

194 Shep's on. He's loaded for bear.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 03:04 PM (ptqGC)

195 170 Is Rob Reiner crying in his drool cup yet?
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 18, 2019 03:02 PM (2LelM)

Are we about to lose Coulter but gain Cher?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2019 03:04 PM (zBaqJ)

196 Barr's brief statement on his "unprecedented" clarification.

NSFW.

https://youtu.be/Vqbk9cDX0l0

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 18, 2019 03:04 PM (t6MX/)

197 96 "YOUR ARM IS GONE YOU SILLY BASTARD!"

"No, it isn't."

CNN, now actively channeling Monty Python skits.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 18, 2019 02:55 PM (3RKQd)

That joke was taken at #22.

Posted by: Chris Cillizza at April 18, 2019 03:05 PM (fuK7c)

198 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8s-KHDmNqlQ

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at April 18, 2019 03:05 PM (EMi53)

199 Reporting is easy with eyes closed
Misunderstanding all you see

Posted by: This Is CNN! at April 18, 2019 03:05 PM (+y/Ru)

200 190 The phrase 'terrible swift sword' is stuck in my head. Anyone know why?
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 18, 2019 03:04 PM (2LelM)

Was a great Civil War War Game!

Posted by: Don Q at April 18, 2019 03:05 PM (NgKpN)

201 190 The phrase 'terrible swift sword' is stuck in my head. Anyone know why?
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 18, 2019 03:04 PM (2LelM)

Battle Hymn of the Republic?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 18, 2019 03:05 PM (ycWCI)

202 >>Shep's on. He's loaded for bear.

I think you mean 'dilated for bear'.

Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 03:05 PM (pCsgI)

203 184. Nah ,I don't Tweet.

Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2019 03:05 PM (BXMxN)

204 "Tune in to see the secret text that we found between the lines of Mueller's report! This will bring down Trump!"

Turn me on, dead man.

Posted by: pep at April 18, 2019 03:05 PM (wW03z)

205 Today at lunch, the resident TDS maniac where I work even asked the cafeteria to switch the channel from CNN to MSNBC. It got too much for even his rabid fevered mind to behold.

Posted by: Roy at April 18, 2019 03:06 PM (8RFw7)

206
My prediction for tomorrow:

Tomorrow's Fake News lie: Sources close to Mueller say Mueller isn't happy with Barr's version of the report.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 18, 2019 08:20am

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 18, 2019 03:06 PM (b8qru)

207 'tis but a flesh wound!
Posted by: Chris Cillizza at April 18, 2019 02:48 PM (fuK7c)

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CNN, now actively channeling Monty Python skits.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 18, 2019 02:55 PM (3RKQd)

That joke was taken at #22.
Posted by: Chris Cillizza at April 18, 2019 03:05 PM (fuK7c)

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'tis but a flesh wound!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at April 18, 2019 03:06 PM (AzW6q)

208 Why are all the anchor persons gaining weight?

Posted by: Max Power at April 18, 2019 02:57 PM (q177U)

No I'm not!
Posted by: Chubbsy Ubsy McCain at April 18, 2019 02:59 PM (ymnmz)

Serious question: would any of the 'ettes venture a guess of the gross tonnage of Mega? Mrs. H gets confused because her legs are thin and won't hazard an estimate.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 18, 2019 03:06 PM (y7DUB)

209 >>>Clowns, all of them. Sad clowns.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 18, 2019 02:59 PM (t6MX/)
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That's it. That's the song - Send In The Clowns

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2019 03:06 PM (zNIcM)

210 "Nadler is another case of lap band fail.He's still fat!
Posted by: steevy"

That seems to be pretty common. Carnie Wilson got it and held it together long enough to pose for Playboy, but then got fat again.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 18, 2019 03:06 PM (OD2ni)

211 202 >>Shep's on. He's loaded for bear.

I think you mean 'dilated for bear'.
Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 03:05 PM (pCsgI)

"Presenting"

Posted by: josephistan at April 18, 2019 03:06 PM (7HtZB)

212 Since the Russians were able to actually affect a multi-billion dollar election campaign with a mere $100,000 purchase of FarceBook ads I'm thinking that Madison avenue should be out of business and every company in the world should be in Moscow trying to get them to do their advertising.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 18, 2019 03:03 PM (mTGg+)

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That.... or ..... look at it this way.

EVERYBODY was saying Hillary was going to clean Donalds clock by 10 point and push 390 on the Electoral College.

The Russkies arent going to try to steal an election unless there's a chance.

Wilch means, the Russians have better polling and a better understanding of American politics than CNNMSNBCPBSABCMYTIMESDISNEY does.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 18, 2019 03:06 PM (8XRCm)

213 It's beginning to look like Will Bynn's "caterpillar" didn't actually have any more shoes to drop. Because it was a caterpillar and they don't have shoes, retard.

It's also beginning to look like Joe's "straight-shootin' magic Ranger Marine" didn't have the fortitude and integrity to show up for delivery of his own bullshit ninnymugginsry.

It's even starting to seem like the whole thing was a waste of time and Flynn was railroaded, which BSG swore up and down couldn't be a thing. Could it?

Posted by: Sporkatus at April 18, 2019 03:06 PM (CGB5H)

214 Time for CNN's version of "The Tiger Rag". Riding that tiger only meant one thing: One day the Tiger would eat CNN. Helluva ride, Zucker.

Posted by: mrp at April 18, 2019 03:06 PM (Pqytn)

215 176
At this point...I'm not going to doubt their strategy.

Shit's coming, and we all know it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Huber is coming

Posted by: Jean at April 18, 2019 03:03 PM (25Dt7)

Team Trump has yet to bluff. They always have a winning play. Showing that the GOPe always folded with winning hands and bluffed badly and got called.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 18, 2019 03:07 PM (ymnmz)

216 Send in the Clowns would be perfect, if Trump showed up 20 minutes early...
and kept the reporters out until they cued it up.

Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 03:07 PM (pCsgI)

217 I think the Bible got it wrong. BY my lights, it looks like Jonah ate the whale, not vice versa.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 03:07 PM (AzW6q)

218 'terrible swift sword' is stuck in my head. Anyone know why?

----

His truth is marching on...

Posted by: fixerupper at April 18, 2019 03:07 PM (8XRCm)

219 Are we about to lose Coulter but gain Cher?
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I think gaining Cher isn't MAGA. Resurrecting Sonny would be cool though.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 18, 2019 03:08 PM (2LelM)

220 That's it. That's the song - Send In The Clowns
Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2019 03:06 PM (zNIcM

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Tears Of A Clown

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 03:08 PM (AzW6q)

221 So who in the MSM is finally going to be the adult about all this? They can't possibly keep f*ckin' that chicken.

Posted by: jhawk90 at April 18, 2019 03:08 PM (Xvo1a)

222 Shep's on. He's loaded for bear.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 03:04 PM (ptqGC)

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Shep is not in it for the hunting.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 18, 2019 03:08 PM (pw+jk)

223 I need RBG to go away soon.

Let's fucking break them.

Posted by: Ha at April 18, 2019 03:08 PM (MAstk)

224 221 So who in the MSM is finally going to be the adult about all this? They can't possibly keep f*ckin' that chicken.
Posted by: jhawk90 at April 18, 2019 03:08 PM (Xvo1a)

Sure they can.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 18, 2019 03:09 PM (ycWCI)

225 But Trump said he was worried! the report said so! He said he was "f*cked"!
Why would he say he was worried if he didn't have anything to be worried about!

Posted by: CNN is not a banana at April 18, 2019 03:09 PM (37IEG)

226 Oh, and Nadler going after Barr is going to be fun.

Said we couldn't trust him.

Posted by: Don Q at April 18, 2019 03:09 PM (NgKpN)

227 Oh, this is fun: https://tinyurl.com/y3cmjvz8

Trump's YouTube channel.

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 18, 2019 03:09 PM (Z3zSO)

228 88 75 Trump should open his rally's with Edelweiss. That'll really make them nuts.

Posted by: Pete Seria at April 18, 2019 02:53 PM (7ZQe3)

Deutschland Uber Alles.

Posted by: Roy at April 18, 2019 02:54 PM (8RFw7)

_____

I was thinking a poster with "Arbeit Macht Frei" followed by the unemployment and wage hike rates.

Posted by: ShainS -- PhD candidate in Angry Orange Male studies at April 18, 2019 03:09 PM (EqwcA)

229 223 I need RBG to go away soon.

Let's fucking break them.
Posted by: Ha at April 18, 2019 03:08 PM (MAstk)

===========

You want to break them?

Breyer announces his retirement.

The next day, RBG dies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 03:09 PM (q8oeS)

230 Different Jonah

but visually, the whale lost.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2019 03:09 PM (zNIcM)

231 Here's the money shot. Dow up, S and P up, futures up, Treasury prices up, all LEI's "unexpectedly" up, unemployment now at a 49 1/2 year low, etc., etc.

But you go, girls. Keep that lie alive Democrats!!

Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 03:09 PM (VpIIl)

232 Let's fucking break them.
Posted by: Ha at April 18, 2019 03:08 PM (MAstk)

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If she passed away or retired this afternoon there might actually be a couple of media suicides.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 03:09 PM (AzW6q)

233 Butterball Powerbottom.

I think it needs a Mc.

Butterball McPowerbottom.

Just works better, I think.

Posted by: Sponge at April 18, 2019 03:09 PM (Zz0t1)

234 225 But Trump said he was worried! the report said so! He said he was "f*cked"!
Why would he say he was worried if he didn't have anything to be worried about!

Posted by: CNN is not a banana at April 18, 2019 03:09 PM (37IEG)

Because a two year investigation of his administration is not a good F'ing?

Posted by: Don Q at April 18, 2019 03:09 PM (NgKpN)

235 I need RBG to go away soon.

how would we know

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 18, 2019 03:09 PM (Rarvo)

236 Don't worry.
Jerry Nadless will get to the bottom of this goatfuck.
On the bottom. Face down, ass up, squealing like a pig.

Posted by: wth at April 18, 2019 03:09 PM (v0R5T)

237 Please don't tell me what Shemp is saying.

It would be impossible for me to care less about him.

Posted by: Tami at April 18, 2019 03:09 PM (cF8AT)

238 Stop children what's that sound, no collusion going down

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 18, 2019 03:10 PM (M+Lyo)

239
His truth is marching on...

Posted by: fixerupper at April 18, 2019 03:07 PM (8XRCm)

"He has sounded forth the trumpet that shall never call retreat"

Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 18, 2019 03:10 PM (37IEG)

240 I take comfort in the fact that Trump has been dealing with Nadler and Schumer for years now in NYC, so he knows them very well --- and he will use that knowledge to play them like fiddles.

-
Well, Nadler like a double bass.

Posted by: This Is CNN! at April 18, 2019 03:10 PM (+y/Ru)

241 Shep's on. He's loaded for bear.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 03:04 PM (ptqGC)

He's looking for the bear that fucked DiCaprio......

Posted by: Sponge at April 18, 2019 03:10 PM (Zz0t1)

242 Please don't tell me what Shemp is saying.

It would be impossible for me to care less about him.
Posted by: Tami at April 18, 2019 03:09 PM (cF8AT)

"Screech Screech "

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 18, 2019 03:10 PM (M+Lyo)

243 Meanwhile, Jonah's got nuthin':

http://tinyurl.com/yy6s392x

Dog pics. That's it. Dog pics.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 03:10 PM (ptqGC)

244
Breyer announces his retirement.

The next day, RBG dies.

..

My life would be complete!

Posted by: Ha at April 18, 2019 03:11 PM (MAstk)

245 Oh, and Nadler going after Barr is going to be fun.

Said we couldn't trust him.

Posted by: Don Q at April 18, 2019 03:09 PM (NgKpN)
.........

Barr is a Russian spy! Oops, I said the bad word.

Posted by: wth at April 18, 2019 03:11 PM (v0R5T)

246 243 Meanwhile, Jonah's got nuthin':

http://tinyurl.com/yy6s392x

Dog pics. That's it. Dog pics.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 03:10 PM (ptqGC)

==========

Truth to power!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 03:11 PM (q8oeS)

247 The best they have is Nadler, Schiff, AOC, Pelosi and Schumer.

Trump wont miss a wink of sleep.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 18, 2019 03:11 PM (wGbBR)

248 no it's just a joke
Posted by: ace, just quoting good lines now at April 18, 2019 02:49 PM (PbpT7)

it Was funny

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2019 03:11 PM (r/xAU)

249
Do eggs have a gender? They're just sort of, there, aren't they? No sticky-outy parts or anything like that, right? No "Hey, guess what goes in here?" anywhere?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 18, 2019 03:11 PM (HaL55)

250 CNN hack and Gender Flexible Eggbody Chris Cillizza

And this is why I frequent this den of iniquity.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 18, 2019 03:11 PM (RD7QR)

251 Dog pics. That's it. Dog pics.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 03:10 PM (ptqGC)

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Ha! The one on camera left is laughing at Jonah. Even dogs know he's a joke. A big fat joke.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 03:11 PM (AzW6q)

252 Truck stop glory holes are hiring, and these people have mouths to be feed.

Posted by: Roy at April 18, 2019 03:01 PM (8RFw7)

Fed some sweet, sweet Jussie man-meat.

Posted by: RickZ at April 18, 2019 03:12 PM (Y8PSl)

253 I just emailed CNN and said.."The reason the Wheels did not fall off the Trump Train is because the Walls closed in. Once the Walls close in and touch the Wheels, they can't fall off.

That should cause enough exploding heads to do a remake of "Scanners"

Posted by: The Walking Dude at April 18, 2019 03:12 PM (cCxiu)

254 Some random thoughts

Ben Shapiro is a twat, constantly positioning himself for a bigger, better-paying gig.

Mueller is a real scumbag.

By 5 O'clock this afternoon--if not sooner--- some GOPe jerk-off is going to advise Trump not to "gloat" or "take a victory" lap and that he shouldn't seek revenge and "it's time to move on.....'

Posted by: JoeF. at April 18, 2019 03:12 PM (NFEMn)

255 His truth is marching on...

Posted by: fixerupper at April 18, 2019 03:07 PM (8XRCm)

"He has sounded forth the trumpet that shall never call retreat"
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 18, 2019 03:10 PM (37IEG)

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"He has summoned forth the Trumpers that shall never taste defeat"

Fixed for current events.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 18, 2019 03:12 PM (8XRCm)

256 Has the media or the Democrats made any comment about how the country would be governed if they would manage to force a duly elected president, supported by half the population maybe more, out of office.
They are clearly looking to provoke an explosive situation, have they commented about that?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at April 18, 2019 03:12 PM (JgA4k)

257 169 Here you go. Homemade marshmallows from the Paratus Familia blog: https://tinyurl.com/yxgzh4su

Posted by: notsothoreau at April 18, 2019 03:02 PM (JKNZq)

Huh. That's awesome. I thought marshmallows had to come from a factory.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 18, 2019 03:12 PM (fuK7c)

258 >>Please don't tell me what Shemp is saying.

>>It would be impossible for me to care less about him.

I don't know, I hear he's talking about bears.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2019 03:13 PM (/tuJf)

259 "Stop 'collaborate' and listen; Butterball's back with a brand new invention. 'Obstruction' grabs ahold of me tightly - then I babble like a baboon, daily, nightly"

Posted by: Sporkatus at April 18, 2019 03:13 PM (CGB5H)

260
Like we used to say back home in Alabama, "Some days you git the Barr an' some days the Barr gits you."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 18, 2019 03:13 PM (HaL55)

261 WSJ Snooze page pushing there really should have been "obstruction" charges filed except "fairness concerns", which they are framing as an incorrect judgement by Mueller, were interjected. Because, you know, the WSJ 12 year old writers and old communist anti Trump geezers are smarter than Mueller.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 03:13 PM (VpIIl)

262 Shep's on. He's loaded for bear.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 03:04 PM (ptqGC)
.........

He should've wanked it this morning.

Posted by: wth at April 18, 2019 03:13 PM (v0R5T)

263 Shep! is extra sparkly. His mascara and eyeliner really light up his face.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 03:13 PM (ptqGC)

264 It amazes me that DEMS take Nadler seriously. They think he is a super lawyer etc.

I know they have a ton of respect for complete idiots, but Nadler is a dancing clown. He is nothing.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 18, 2019 03:14 PM (wGbBR)

265 They are clearly looking to provoke an explosive situation, have they commented about that?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at April 18, 2019 03:12 PM (JgA4k)

We'll nuke 'em.

Posted by: Rep. Swallowswell at April 18, 2019 03:14 PM (Y8PSl)

266 Dang, that should have been "stop 'collusiongate'

Posted by: Sporkatus at April 18, 2019 03:14 PM (CGB5H)

267 Meanwhile, Jonah's got nuthin':

http://tinyurl.com/yy6s392x

Dog pics. That's it. Dog pics.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 03:10 PM (ptqGC)

Are thought this was a joke. But this jerkoff actually tweets out pics of dogs?
I love dogs too, but grow the fuck up.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 18, 2019 03:14 PM (NFEMn)

268 By 5 O'clock this afternoon--if not sooner--- some GOPe jerk-off is going to advise Trump not to "gloat" or "take a victory" lap and that he shouldn't seek revenge and "it's time to move on.....'
Posted by: JoeF. at April 18, 2019 03:12 PM (NFEMn)

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Owning the libs is beneath the dignity of the office.

Posted by: NeverTrump at April 18, 2019 03:14 PM (AzW6q)

269
By 5 O'clock this afternoon--if not sooner--- some GOPe jerk-off is going to advise Trump not to "gloat" or "take a victory" lap and that he shouldn't seek revenge and "it's time to move on.....'

Posted by: JoeF. at April 18, 2019 03:12 PM (NFEMn)

It'll be Mittens

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 18, 2019 03:14 PM (TAmPV)

270 If you take the 3rd letter of each of word in the report on every other odd numbered page, it spells out Trump's actions.

Pawn'd you fuckers.

Sincerely,

Bob Barr

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 18, 2019 03:14 PM (Gp6a2)

271 Are we about to lose Coulter

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2019 03:04 PM (zBaqJ)

I just checked in the garage and my Halloween decorations are intact.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 18, 2019 03:14 PM (y7DUB)

272 Max Boot in meltdown too:
https://twitter.com/MaxBoot/status/
1118892779256582144

And a shot back from Brit Hume:
IOW, he was not impeached. And say what you wish about Fox News, but
neither I nor anyone else at Fox News has collusion conspiracy dogs**t
on our shoes. Can't say as much for you.
Here's one howler: (links to Max Boot shittweet)

Posted by: andycanuck at April 18, 2019 03:14 PM (Dh1wo)

273 Lord Yugemongus Lives!!! Its gonna be just like a Godzilla Movie.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 18, 2019 03:14 PM (2LelM)

274 Did you check out the size of the CNN panel?

A red-letter day. For the first time ever, the number of people ON CNN exceeds the number watching CNN.

(OK, not quite, but darn close.)

Posted by: Stephen Philbrick at April 18, 2019 03:14 PM (+xFI+)

275 224
221 So who in the MSM is finally going to be the adult about all this? They can't possibly keep f*ckin' that chicken.

Posted by: jhawk90 at April 18, 2019 03:08 PM (Xvo1a)

Sure they can.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 18, 2019 03:09 PM (ycWCI)

Oh yes they can!

Posted by: Mika in Cosplay Chicken Suit at April 18, 2019 03:15 PM (ymnmz)

276 Shep Smith at Fox news just parroted EVERY single Dem talking point on the report.

I can't watch Shep so much that I have CNN on.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 18, 2019 03:15 PM (fuK7c)

277 But this jerkoff actually tweets out pics of dogs?
I love dogs too, but grow the fuck up.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 18, 2019 03:14 PM (NFEMn)

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Dude... thousands of them. Seriously - if you were to follow Jonah on Twitter and set alerts, you'd know more about his dog's activities than your own.

Posted by: NeverTrump at April 18, 2019 03:15 PM (AzW6q)

278 Did you check out the size of the CNN panel?

A red-letter day. For the first time ever, the number of people ON CNN exceeds the number watching CNN.

(OK, not quite, but darn close.)
Posted by: Stephen Philbrick at April 18, 2019 03:14 PM (+xFI+)

And as "balanced" as the Titanic--after it hit that iceberg.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 18, 2019 03:15 PM (NFEMn)

279 Are we about to lose Coulter

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2019 03:04 PM (zBaqJ)

Owe Noes!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at April 18, 2019 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)

280 Because a two year investigation of his administration is not a good F'ing?
Posted by: Don Q at April 18, 2019 03:09 PM

We were hoping to be able to say, to quote some of our favorite useful idiots, "It's a good start."

Posted by: Deep State & The MSM at April 18, 2019 03:15 PM (V9+Rf)

281 sidebar piece is cool

assassin's creed has an artist who spent two years studying and scanning the inside and outside of ND and is willing to help

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 18, 2019 03:16 PM (d7Ww2)

282 Joe Scarborough and his parrot should be a laff riot again tomorrow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 03:16 PM (ptqGC)

283 "By 5 O'clock this afternoon--if not sooner--- some GOPe jerk-off is going to advise Trump not to "gloat" or "take a victory" lap and that he shouldn't seek revenge and "it's time to move on....."

Well, Jeff Flake and John McCain are no longer in the Senate to play the part of useful idiots for the Media/Dems. And Lindsay Graham is born again hard.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 18, 2019 03:16 PM (OD2ni)

284 Shep or Cavuto comes on, the TV here goes off Fox or FBN.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 03:16 PM (VpIIl)

285 How can we milk 2 more years out of this!!!?

ANYONE!!?
BUELLER!!!?

Posted by: CNN Staff Meeting at April 18, 2019 03:16 PM (0rsWa)

286 I want to see tomorrow's Pew Presidential Approval polling NOW.

Posted by: corn and beans at April 18, 2019 03:16 PM (tkNkP)

287 Seth Abramson is up to 221 tweets on the Mueller report.

Really...he's numbering them.

Posted by: Tami at April 18, 2019 03:16 PM (cF8AT)

288 283 "By 5 O'clock this afternoon--if not sooner--- some GOPe jerk-off is going to advise Trump not to "gloat" or "take a victory" lap and that he shouldn't seek revenge and "it's time to move on....."

Well, Jeff Flake and John McCain are no longer in the Senate to play the part of useful idiots for the Media/Dems. And Lindsay Graham is born again hard.
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 18, 2019 03:16 PM (OD2ni)

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I'm sure that Tim Scott will find some invented accusation of Racism that will give him pause.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 03:16 PM (q8oeS)

289 Well, Jeff Flake and John McCain are no longer in the Senate to play the part of useful idiots for the Media/Dems. And Lindsay Graham is born again hard.
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 18, 2019 03:16 PM (OD2ni)

Hello??

Posted by: Mitt Romney at April 18, 2019 03:17 PM (NFEMn)

290 190 The phrase 'terrible swift sword' is stuck in my head. Anyone know why?"

Something to do with "Mine eyes have seen the Glory of the Coming of the Lord".

and then something about that movie that Henry Fonda was in, I think Steinbeck wrote it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 18, 2019 03:17 PM (Kpl3J)

291 Ben Shapiro is a twat, constantly positioning himself for a bigger, better-paying gig.
Posted by: JoeF.

And I like how his first reaction to Notre Dame burning was "lol I'mma own Drumph." Just like the late night "comedians". Telling.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable and mobile at April 18, 2019 03:17 PM (CW16p)

292 Welp, this is as good a time as any for me to run several errands. I'll listen to some mellow jazz or something in the car.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 03:17 PM (ptqGC)

293 277 But this jerkoff actually tweets out pics of dogs?
I love dogs too, but grow the fuck up.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 18, 2019 03:14 PM (NFEMn)

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Dude... thousands of them. Seriously - if you were to follow Jonah on Twitter and set alerts, you'd know more about his dog's activities than your own.
Posted by: NeverTrump at April 18, 2019 03:15 PM (AzW6q)

Well people like dogs. People don't like Jonah.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 18, 2019 03:17 PM (bcbK8)

294 "Are we about to lose Coulter

Posted by: J.J. Sefton"

We never had her. Ann has always been a grifter looking to cash in on political porn. She has found new marks.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 18, 2019 03:17 PM (OD2ni)

295 Why does Nadler wear a belt? Stuff that doesn't make sense.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 18, 2019 03:18 PM (2LelM)

296 282 Rooting for a murder-suicide tonight.....

Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2019 03:18 PM (BXMxN)

297 295 Why does Nadler wear a belt? Stuff that doesn't make sense.
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 18, 2019 03:18 PM (2LelM)

Isn't he allowed to wear his sweatpants into Congress?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at April 18, 2019 03:18 PM (JgA4k)

298 "By 5 O'clock this afternoon--if not sooner--- some GOPe jerk-off is going to advise Trump not to "gloat" or "take a victory" lap and that he shouldn't seek revenge and "it's time to move on....."
--------------------------------------------------------------------

Karl Rove or Chris Stirewalt for starters, then Collins. Maybe Rubio.

And Mitt.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 18, 2019 03:18 PM (NFEMn)

299 281
sidebar piece is cool

assassin's creed has an artist who spent two years studying and scanning the inside and outside of ND and is willing to help

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 18, 2019 03:16 PM (d7Ww2)

Do we know where he was when the fire started? Just sayin.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'you hav a conpsiracy? Bring tequila...come talk to me. at April 18, 2019 03:18 PM (0rsWa)

300 284 Shep or Cavuto comes on, the TV here goes off Fox or FBN.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 03:16 PM (VpIIl)

FBN earlier today. Cavuto on with Gasparino follow by Napolitano. Thank God for the mute button.

If your ends in o, I don't want to hear you.

And I say that as someone whose maiden name ended in o.

Posted by: Tami at April 18, 2019 03:18 PM (cF8AT)

301 "Why does Nadler wear a belt? Stuff that doesn't make sense. "

Duh. It's right under his moobs for support.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 03:19 PM (VpIIl)

302 Why does Nadler wear a belt?

Something to put his onion on.

Posted by: Sporkatus at April 18, 2019 03:19 PM (CGB5H)

303 C'mon Now Nancy

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 18, 2019 03:19 PM (sy5kK)

304 292 Welp, this is as good a time as any for me to run several errands. I'll listen to some mellow jazz or something in the car.
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Do you have a Yuge Move CD? This would be appropriate.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 18, 2019 03:19 PM (2LelM)

305 Why does Nadler wear a belt? Stuff that doesn't make sense.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 18, 2019 03:18 PM (2LelM)
..........

Too keep the lap band from herniating?

Posted by: wth at April 18, 2019 03:19 PM (v0R5T)

306 RBG and Breyer need to go whitewater rafting without life-jackets and helmets.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 18, 2019 03:19 PM (wGbBR)

307 244

Breyer announces his retirement.

The next day, RBG dies.

..

My life would be complete!

Posted by: Ha at April 18, 2019 03:11 PM (MAstk)

A silver lining lost in all this is now that Trump is found uncolluded, all his Supreme noms can sail through without complaint or the taint of collusion.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I crack me up.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 18, 2019 03:19 PM (ymnmz)

308 Why does Nadler wear a belt? Stuff that doesn't make sense.
Posted by: Puddin Head

Auto asphyxiation at lunch

Posted by: Bruce at April 18, 2019 03:19 PM (LAt9N)

309 Are we about to lose Coulter but gain Cher?�

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2019 03:04 PM (zBaqJ)

If you're going to lose Coulter to Sanders (?!?!), you never really had her, you dig?

The media rats jumping off the Trump train as it triumphs can't even be accused of self-preservation. They're selling out for the coveted media title of "former Trump supporter." It is the approved media space between ORANGE MAN BAD and TRUMP IS A ZIOCUCK. Support for Trump, no matter how mild, cannot be tolerated.

Posted by: trev006 at April 18, 2019 03:19 PM (6n54H)

310 Covered in/stepping in collusion conspiracy dogshit should be the phrase of the week! Thank you, Brit!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 18, 2019 03:20 PM (Dh1wo)

311 assassin's creed has an artist who spent two years studying and scanning the inside and outside of ND and is willing to help

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 18, 2019 03:16 PM (d7Ww2)

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I used to work for a company that did high-end restorations. They had a cool device. You set it in a room, and it shoots lasers all around, and creates a rendering of the whole thing.

Posted by: NeverTrump at April 18, 2019 03:20 PM (AzW6q)

312 Cock Nibbling Neanderthals

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 18, 2019 03:20 PM (sy5kK)

313
Why does Nadler wear a belt? Stuff that doesn't make sense.
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 18, 2019 03:18 PM (2LelM)

Isn't he allowed to wear his sweatpants into Congress?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at April 18, 2019 03:18 PM (JgA4k)

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Who wipes his ass for him. Seriously??? Those T-Rex arms can barely reach his shirt buttons let alone his back hole.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 18, 2019 03:20 PM (8XRCm)

314 They would rather watch the Disney channel here than Cavuto or Shep. Plus they start throwing shit at the screen and loudly carping.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 03:20 PM (VpIIl)

315 Containment belt.If he exploded would take out half of DC.

Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2019 03:20 PM (BXMxN)

316 There are still 4 Mueller prayer candles for sale on eBay, even a set with CPL and Stormy!

Posted by: jhawk90 at April 18, 2019 03:20 PM (Xvo1a)

317 Ben Shapiro is a twat, constantly positioning himself for a bigger, better-paying gig.
Posted by: JoeF.

And I like how his first reaction to Notre Dame burning was "lol I'mma own Drumph." Just like the late night "comedians". Telling.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable and mobile at April 18, 2019 03:17 PM (CW16p)

I think he'd kill to have a late nite TV gig.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 18, 2019 03:20 PM (NFEMn)

318 RBG and Breyer need to go whitewater rafting without life-jackets and helmets.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 18, 2019 03:19 PM (wGbBR)

Piker....

Posted by: RBG in a flying suit and no parachute at April 18, 2019 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

319 Before I go do stuff, there's this from Severely Conservative Murderin' Joe:

http://tinyurl.com/y6zttce5

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 03:20 PM (ptqGC)

320 307
A silver lining lost in all this is now that Trump is found uncolluded, all his Supreme noms can sail through without complaint or the taint of collusion.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I crack me up.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 18, 2019 03:19 PM (ymnmz)

=============

*cracks knuckles as he eyes every obstacle between him and a generationally conservative SCOTUS*
-Cocaine Mitch, high on his own supply

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 03:20 PM (q8oeS)

321 Huh. That's awesome. I thought marshmallows had to come from a factory.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 18, 2019 03:12 PM (fuK7c)

I thought they came from Gozer.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick up a copy of From Redaction With Love at The Outrage Outlet! at April 18, 2019 03:21 PM (hLRSq)

322 Is today freedom day or is it when they bring out the guillotines?

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2019 03:21 PM (zNIcM)

323 Are we about to lose Coulter

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2019 03:04 PM (zBaqJ)

I always defended her but she just leaped on that proverbial bridge too far for me. Her latest is something I'd expect from a pretend conservative ignorant cun...

That's how I'm going to treat any discussion about her now. And she goes in the boycott box with Nike and the NFL.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 18, 2019 03:21 PM (a/9Wy)

324
assassin's creed has an artist who spent two years studying and scanning the inside and outside of ND and is willing to help

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 18, 2019 03:16 PM (d7Ww2)

Yeah except the Assassin's Creed folks are anti-Christian bigots. Who knows what trash they'll include from their scans.

Seriously though, it is nice of them to offer. Plus, I think there was some university that has done a bunch of laser scans as well.

Posted by: WOPR at April 18, 2019 03:21 PM (Cz0Mv)

325 And I like how his first reaction to Notre Dame burning was "lol I'mma own Drumph." Just like the late night "comedians". Telling.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable and mobile at April 18, 2019 03:17 PM (CW16p)

As epic faceplants that traffic in the worst stereotypes about malignant Jewish humor and hate for Christianity go, it's amazing that Benji hit it so square on the money.

Posted by: trev006 at April 18, 2019 03:21 PM (6n54H)

326 317 Ben Shapiro is a twat, constantly positioning himself for a bigger, better-paying gig.
Posted by: JoeF.

And I like how his first reaction to Notre Dame burning was "lol I'mma own Drumph." Just like the late night "comedians". Telling.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable and mobile at April 18, 2019 03:17 PM (CW16p)

I think he'd kill to have a late nite TV gig.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 18, 2019 03:20 PM (NFEMn)

Given how he likes to portray himself tweeting that out seems to be a really poor decision.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at April 18, 2019 03:22 PM (JgA4k)

327 If I ever run across the ABC radio news guy, I hope I have the courage to punch his Nazi ass in his suck hole.

Posted by: nip at April 18, 2019 03:22 PM (DfGpI)

328 Coulter's on the verge of going full David Brock

Posted by: JoeF. at April 18, 2019 03:22 PM (NFEMn)

329 CNN staff meeting: "We need a dead US coed hottie found on a Caribbean island, stat!"

Posted by: mrp at April 18, 2019 03:22 PM (Pqytn)

330 I used to work for a company that did high-end restorations. They had a cool device. You set it in a room, and it shoots lasers all around, and creates a rendering of the whole thing.
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Basically LIDAR. We use it to map caves. Archeologists have discovered the Mayan Empire was 10x what we thought it was via LIDAR.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 18, 2019 03:22 PM (2LelM)

331 Certainly Not News

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 18, 2019 03:22 PM (sy5kK)

332 If I ever run across the ABC radio news guy, I hope I have the courage to punch his Nazi ass in his suck hole.
Posted by: nip at April 18, 2019 03:22 PM (DfGpI)

What did he say?

Posted by: JoeF. at April 18, 2019 03:22 PM (NFEMn)

333 Who wipes his ass for him. Seriously??? Those T-Rex arms can barely reach his shirt buttons let alone his back hole.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 18, 2019 03:20 PM (8XRCm)
........

Can't even scratch his old man balls.

Posted by: wth at April 18, 2019 03:22 PM (v0R5T)

334 Marshmallow is the flavor of White Privelege.

Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 03:22 PM (pCsgI)

335 256 my guess no, that Leftists have thought what if President Trump was impeached.
Leftists are not use to 2 stage thinking

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2019 03:22 PM (BbGew)

336 324 Yea,I was going to say don't they basically have a Dan Brown storyline in that game.Of corse Islam was advanced and awesome hough.

Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2019 03:23 PM (BXMxN)

337 There are probably numerous architects that have studied ND extensively. I do not think recreating it will be a problem.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 18, 2019 03:23 PM (wGbBR)

338
Coulter's on the verge of going full David Brock
Posted by: JoeF. at April 18, 2019 03:22 PM (NFEMn)

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Fine. She reeks of Mahers baby batter anyway.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 18, 2019 03:23 PM (8XRCm)

339 .
Trump
Trump
Trump

Declassify
Declassify
Declassify

Posted by: ShainS -- PhD candidate in Angry Orange Male studies at April 18, 2019 03:23 PM (EqwcA)

340 CNN staff meeting: "We need a dead US coed hottie found on a Caribbean island, stat!"
Posted by: mrp at April 18, 2019 03:22 PM (Pqytn)

Or a Korean plane crash!

Posted by: JoeF. at April 18, 2019 03:23 PM (NFEMn)

341 333
Who wipes his ass for him. Seriously??? Those T-Rex arms can barely reach his shirt buttons let alone his back hole.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 18, 2019 03:20 PM (8XRCm)

........

Can't even scratch his old man balls.

Posted by: wth at April 18, 2019 03:22 PM (v0R5T)

Not it!

Posted by: Rag on Stick at April 18, 2019 03:23 PM (ymnmz)

342 >>There are probably numerous architects that have studied ND extensively.

If they were doing a restoration, it is mapped.

Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 03:23 PM (pCsgI)

343

TDS is one hell of an addiction.
CNN needs an intervention.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at April 18, 2019 03:23 PM (hLE76)

344 Unfortunately back to work. Be excellent to each other.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable and mobile at April 18, 2019 03:23 PM (CW16p)

345 CNN staff meeting: "We need a dead US coed hottie found on a Caribbean island, stat!"
Posted by: mrp

Get off my corner bisches!

Posted by: Greta at April 18, 2019 03:24 PM (NLLmE)

346 The Edelweiss twitter freak out is hilarious.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at April 18, 2019 03:24 PM (3DZIZ)

347 "I AM NOT A LOONEY! Why should I be tarred with the epithet 'looney' just because I have a fish called Collusion?"

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at April 18, 2019 03:24 PM (Jwqsj)

348 >>Coulter's on the verge of going full David Brock

Stetler would kill for 1/3 of her neck.

Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 03:24 PM (pCsgI)

349 338

Coulter's on the verge of going full David Brock

Posted by: JoeF. at April 18, 2019 03:22 PM (NFEMn)

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Fine. She reeks of Mahers baby batter anyway.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 18, 2019 03:23 PM (8XRCm)

Technically, his stuff is called putrescence.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 18, 2019 03:24 PM (ymnmz)

350
There are probably numerous architects that have studied ND extensively. I do not think recreating it will be a problem.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 18, 2019 03:23 PM (wGbBR)

Put a much lighter roof on the place.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 18, 2019 03:24 PM (TAmPV)

351 Basically LIDAR. We use it to map caves. Archeologists have discovered the Mayan Empire was 10x what we thought it was via LIDAR.
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 18, 2019 03:22

*******

My lidar goes off every time Mrs D turns on CNN.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 18, 2019 03:24 PM (Dwe7n)

352 Election night 2020 may indeed be the best night ever.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 18, 2019 03:24 PM (wGbBR)

353 Anyone got any idea how Nadler smells?

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 18, 2019 03:24 PM (2LelM)

354 CNN staff meeting: "We need a dead US coed hottie found on a Caribbean island, stat!"
Posted by: mrp

I've got dibs on a plane crash.

Posted by: Sponge at April 18, 2019 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)

355 USMCA to add $68.2 billion to US economy, spur 176,000 jobs says key independent review panel

Posted by: Ha at April 18, 2019 03:25 PM (MAstk)

356 CNN staff meeting: "We need a dead US coed hottie found on a Caribbean island, stat!"

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And I'm just the guy to do it.

Posted by: Sleepy Joe Biden at April 18, 2019 03:25 PM (+y/Ru)

357 Prediction. You will see a SCOTUS retirement. All this crazy talk by Democrats, including about stacking the court will drive a justice who ultimately may be liberal, but deeply, truly cares about the court and won't watch it subverted, to retire.

People often think in terms of liberal or conservative. But many of the justices think of the court as an American institution and make protecting it from outside influences, especially from other branches, their dividing line.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 03:25 PM (VpIIl)

358 And I like how his first reaction to Notre Dame burning was "lol I'mma own Drumph." Just like the late night "comedians". Telling.
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what did he tweet after Notre Dame?

Posted by: JoeF. at April 18, 2019 03:25 PM (NFEMn)

359 Put a much lighter roof on the place.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 18, 2019 03:24 PM (TAmPV)

Kevlar?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'you have a conspiracy? Bring tequila...come talk to me. at April 18, 2019 03:25 PM (0rsWa)

360 The sidebar about Notre Dame possibly getting help from the Assassin's Creed makers. Well at least something positive will come from that buggy mess Assassin's Creed Unity

Posted by: buzzion at April 18, 2019 03:25 PM (WaxcS)

361 Anyone got any idea how Nadler smells?
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 18, 2019 03:24 PM (2LelM)

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Step 1. He pulls his head out of his ass.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 18, 2019 03:25 PM (8XRCm)

362 >>Coulter's on the verge of going full David Brock

No way you are getting all of those stupid bints back into the Javetz Center to cry for us.

That was a one-off.

Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 03:25 PM (pCsgI)

363 Could you Christians please put self service gasoline pumps and propane rental lockers in your church vestibules to ,

umm, errr, ah yes,

better serve the community?

Posted by: Some French Muslims said something at April 18, 2019 03:26 PM (cCxiu)

364 CNN staff meeting: "We need a dead US coed hottie found on a Caribbean island, stat!"
Posted by: mrp

******

Clearly that dipshit at ND got the date wrong.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 18, 2019 03:26 PM (Dwe7n)

365 Anyone got any idea how Nadler smells?
Posted by: Puddin Head

My guess would be through his nose

Posted by: Bruce at April 18, 2019 03:26 PM (LAt9N)

366 346 The Edelweiss twitter freak out is hilarious.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at April 18, 2019 03:24 PM (3DZIZ)

I thought Edelweiss was used in Sound of Music to portray Austrian courage and resistance in the face of the Nazis. So why the freak out?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at April 18, 2019 03:26 PM (JgA4k)

367 because I have a fish called Collusion?

Kemal Ataturk had a whole menagerie all called Putin!

Posted by: Sporkatus at April 18, 2019 03:26 PM (CGB5H)

368 The walls closed in so much, it created a black hole.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 18, 2019 03:26 PM (+y/Ru)

369 Edelweiss is a Bakery in Bedford, NY.

A really good, really expensive Bakery.

Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 03:27 PM (pCsgI)

370 The crazier they get,the better.Encourage their indanity.

Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2019 03:27 PM (BXMxN)

371 357 Prediction. You will see a SCOTUS retirement. All this crazy talk by Democrats, including about stacking the court will drive a justice who ultimately may be liberal, but deeply, truly cares about the court and won't watch it subverted, to retire.

People often think in terms of liberal or conservative. But many of the justices think of the court as an American institution and make protecting it from outside influences, especially from other branches, their dividing line.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 03:25 PM (VpIIl)

============

Who would it be?

RBG's there until her corpse stinks.

Sotomayor is crazy and probably barely cognizant of where she is at any given time.

Kagan is really young and seems to enjoy the job.

Breyer, I guess would be the best bet, but I imagine that he's a dedicated progressive who wouldn't want to needlessly give away his seat to another conservative who will create a 6-3 court.

I don't see it happening, though I can dream.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 03:27 PM (q8oeS)

372 357. It better be a liberal. Thomas retiring would be devastating.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 18, 2019 03:27 PM (wGbBR)

373 WSJ Snooze page pushing there really should have been "obstruction" charges filed except "fairness concerns", which they are framing as an incorrect judgement by Mueller, were interjected. Because, you know, the WSJ 12 year old writers and old communist anti Trump geezers are smarter than Mueller.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 03:13 PM (VpIIl)

Barr said that Mueller used the wrong obstruction matrix/analysis (too lenient) BUT even under that standard, there was no obstruction.

In other words, applying the correct legal standard would have lead to even FEWER potential obstruction charges. But since nothing less than 0, it doesn't matter.

Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 03:27 PM (XROPS)

374 TDS is one hell of an addiction.
CNN needs an intervention.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at April 18, 2019 03:23 PM (hLE76)
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Yes, an intervention that results in internment.

Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 18, 2019 03:28 PM (qC1Sy)

375 There is no joy in Atlanta, Mighty Mueller has struck out.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick up a copy of From Redaction With Love at The Outrage Outlet! at April 18, 2019 03:28 PM (hLRSq)

376 USMCA to add $68.2 billion to US economy, spur 176,000 jobs says key independent review panel

***

The Marine Corps Academy?

Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 18, 2019 03:28 PM (xoxnc)

377 People often think in terms of liberal or conservative. But many of the justices think of the court as an American institution and make protecting it from outside influences, especially from other branches, their dividing line.�

Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 03:25 PM (VpIIl)

That they will defend their ultimate authority, I believe. But it is more likely than Roberts will continue to sandbag a conservative majority before any of the selfish, doctrinaire liberals think about quitting. They will only do so once one of them dies and the Court's legitimacy is to be dismissed.

Posted by: trev006 at April 18, 2019 03:28 PM (6n54H)

378 How many sandwiches has Nadler lost in his fat folds?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at April 18, 2019 03:28 PM (JgA4k)

379 372 357. It better be a liberal. Thomas retiring would be devastating.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 18, 2019 03:27 PM (wGbBR)

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He has indicated recently (within the last month) that he's there for a while longer with no intentions of retiring.

Though, replacing a 70 year old Thomas with a 45 year old Thomas wouldn't be a terrible thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 03:28 PM (q8oeS)

380 323 Are we about to lose Coulter

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2019 03:04 PM (zBaqJ)

I always defended her but she just leaped on that proverbial bridge too far for me. Her latest is something I'd expect from a pretend conservative ignorant cun...

That's how I'm going to treat any discussion about her now. And she goes in the boycott box with Nike and the NFL. "

Yeah - she just said she'd go Full Bernie Socialist if he'd get serious about the border. It shows the idiocy of anyone who goes Single Issue Idiot.

Hey Coulter - the biggest reason we want to control the border is because Dems want to flood red states like Texas with new citizens who will vote Dem, so that then the US could go full Socialist.

And your answer to that is to say "well ok, lets just go Full Socialist right now, then, I'm ok with that."

That's worse than idiotic - that puts you right up there at Bill Kristol Traitors level.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 18, 2019 03:28 PM (Kpl3J)

381 Let me know when Madcow has her 'R. Budd Dwyer' moment.

Posted by: BluesFish at April 18, 2019 03:29 PM (WQZ1O)

382 Election night 2020 may indeed be the best night ever.

If they lose again, i do believe there will be mayhem in the streets.

they will skip the crying phase and go right to violence.

Posted by: McCool at April 18, 2019 03:29 PM (lWCRE)

383 I thought Edelweiss was used in Sound of Music to portray Austrian courage and resistance in the face of the Nazis. So why the freak out?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at April 18, 2019 03:26 PM (JgA4k)

Birds gotta fly, CNN gotta suck, tweeters gotta be tRiGgErEd.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 18, 2019 03:29 PM (IqOTP)

384 379. I would take that. But who? Thats the issue. Thomas is great! He is rock ribbed 100% of the time.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 18, 2019 03:29 PM (wGbBR)

385 It will be a liberal. And don't bet the farm it won't be Breyer. He may lean liberal, but he's a practical idealist who believes in the court as an institution.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 03:29 PM (VpIIl)

386 tis but a flesh wound!
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at April 18, 2019 03:06 PM (AzW6q

Posted by: Amy Goldberg at April 18, 2019 03:29 PM (90ILf)

387 381 Let me know when Madcow has her 'R. Budd Dwyer' moment.
Posted by: BluesFish at April 18, 2019 03:29 PM (WQZ1O)

Let ME know when she has her Kurt Cobain moment.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 18, 2019 03:29 PM (bcbK8)

388 Let me know when Madcow has her 'R. Budd Dwyer' moment.
Posted by: BluesFish

Cashew everywhere.

Posted by: Greta at April 18, 2019 03:30 PM (NLLmE)

389 Thomas has no intention of retiring and he recently said so.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 03:30 PM (VpIIl)

390 "guys, I would typically encourage a lost cause, but dayum" - Bonnie Prince Charlie

Posted by: Sporkatus at April 18, 2019 03:30 PM (CGB5H)

391 They should replace the unexposed beams with steel.
A copper roof would look nice.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2019 03:30 PM (zNIcM)

392 That's worse than idiotic - that puts you right up there at Bill Kristol Traitors level.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 18, 2019 03:28 PM (Kpl3J)

Technically worse. Bill Kristol is at least acting within the values of his elite class. Coulter is aggressively betraying us for money. Didn't think anyone could jump ahead of David Frum on the Burning List, but here we are.

Posted by: trev006 at April 18, 2019 03:30 PM (6n54H)

393 377 They will only do so once one of them dies and the Court's legitimacy is to be dismissed.
Posted by: trev006 at April 18, 2019 03:28 PM (6n54H)

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The "destruction" of the court's legitimacy will be: "Congress needs to write it's own laws. There's nowhere in the Constitution that gives the federal government authority over medical care." That type of stuff.

You know...originalist interpretation of the constitution, destroying the practical application of the living constitution for at least 30 years.

We can't have that, now can we?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 03:30 PM (q8oeS)

394 380
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 18, 2019 03:28 PM (Kpl3J)

The country is still free enough for those wanting to commit career suicide to go right ahead and do so.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2019 03:30 PM (zBaqJ)

395 I'm seeing headlines about a short circuit now being thought to be the cause of the Notre Dame fire, but within the stories it's says investigators have been unable to gain any access to the building to review any onsite signs or evidence of the cause.

IOW it's just a (perhaps very good, IDK) guess based upon ruling other things out, such as any construction work or workers with heat or dangerous tools in progress, to account for an accident.

Would the initial alarm followed by no detected fire in the vicinity of the alarm (interpreted as a false alarm in this case ) be typical of an electrical fire?

Posted by: SarahW at April 18, 2019 03:31 PM (g1vnC)

396 tis but a flesh wound!

Posted by: Jonah Schumer at April 18, 2019 03:31 PM (90ILf)

397 Let me know when Madcow has her 'R. Budd Dwyer' moment.
Posted by: BluesFish at April 18, 2019 03:29 PM (WQZ1O)

Let ME know when she has her Kurt Cobain moment.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 18, 2019 03:29 PM (bcbK

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psssssst

same thing there brah....

Posted by: fixerupper at April 18, 2019 03:31 PM (8XRCm)

398 Let me know when Madcow has her 'R. Budd Dwyer' moment.
Posted by: BluesFish at April 18, 2019 03:29 PM (WQZ1O)

I would bet Vegas would take odds on this.

Posted by: Sponge at April 18, 2019 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

399 A copper roof would look nice.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2019 03:30 PM (zNIcM)

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For a day

Posted by: fixerupper at April 18, 2019 03:32 PM (8XRCm)

400 Fifty bucks says the redacted parts all point to the Obama administration and the Hillary campaign as the guilty parties.
Posted by: zombie

Copy and pasted this over all the preceeding comments, which I did not read.

Gran Jury testimony was in the redacted parts, and no one is supposed to see that. Period.

There were apparently some other classified parts revealing sources from the investigation, plus ongoing criminal trials. Manafort and Cohen, for example.

The rest is all hogwash by the media, who can all go get fucked.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at April 18, 2019 03:32 PM (vcOmj)

401 Coulter has been running around with liberals for years. That's why she was never fully embraced by many conservatives. Being on the side of Republicans just paid better.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 03:32 PM (VpIIl)

402 Are we about to lose Coulter

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2019 03:04 PM (zBaqJ)

I always defended her but she just leaped on that proverbial bridge too far for me. Her latest is something I'd expect from a pretend conservative ignorant cun...

*****

Ditto.
I'm guessing she's started having her own little private summers and hasn't started hormone therapy.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 18, 2019 03:32 PM (Dwe7n)

403 Their chickens have come home to roost.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 18, 2019 03:32 PM (Z+IKu)

404 What the Mueller report does tell us is that Bob Mueller is actually a functioning Democrat.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 18, 2019 03:32 PM (sy5kK)

405 Let me know when Madcow has her 'R. Budd Dwyer' moment.
Posted by: BluesFish at April 18, 2019 03:29 PM (WQZ1O)

Let ME know when she has her Kurt Cobain moment.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

***

Let me know when she has her Boo Radley moment

Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 18, 2019 03:33 PM (xoxnc)

406 Redacted: "The only evidence of collusion was the stuff we fabricated."

Posted by: t-bird at April 18, 2019 03:33 PM (Z1eux)

407 194 Shep's on. He's loaded for bear.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 03:04 PM (ptqGC)

______

"How did you know that Bear is his pet name for my rear end?" -- #DrunkDonLemon

Posted by: ShainS -- PhD candidate in Angry Orange Male studies at April 18, 2019 03:33 PM (EqwcA)

408 404 What the Mueller report does tell us is that Bob Mueller is actually a functioning Democrat.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 18, 2019 03:32 PM (sy5kK)

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I'm just disappointed that he didn't find collusion between the American League and Russia to create the DH decades ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 03:33 PM (q8oeS)

409 NLU,
Apparently there are a lot of reporters who only know the song from Man in the High Castle and have no clue about The Sound of Music.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at April 18, 2019 03:33 PM (3DZIZ)

410 398
Let me know when Madcow has her 'R. Budd Dwyer' moment.

Posted by: BluesFish at April 18, 2019 03:29 PM (WQZ1O)

I would bet Vegas would take odds on this.

Posted by: Sponge at April 18, 2019 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

I seriously want to know how xhe can go on with xer usual programming in the face of this. How does xhe jack xerself up every night for one hour of factless REEEEEE in the face of overwhelming counterfactual evidence.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 18, 2019 03:34 PM (ymnmz)

411 psssssst

same thing there brah....

Well, sort of. Budd did it to spite his enemies, secure a way out, and save his pension - calculated, strategic. Kurt did it to spite Courtney Love... and himself... and that's about it, probably.

I think Madcow's too vain.

Posted by: Sporkatus at April 18, 2019 03:34 PM (CGB5H)

412 Let me know when Madcow has her 'R. Budd Dwyer' moment.
Posted by: BluesFish at April 18, 2019 03:29 PM (WQZ1O)

Let ME know when she has her Kurt Cobain moment.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 18, 2019 03:29 PM (bcbK

You know those are basically the same things, right? Except Dwyer did his on camera during a press conference.

Hey, man, nice shot is about R. Budd Dwyer.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 18, 2019 03:35 PM (mf5HN)

413 I'm just disappointed that he didn't find collusion between the American League and Russia to create the DH decades ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 03:33 PM (q8oeS

I truly believe that the DH was a creation of America hating Communists.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at April 18, 2019 03:35 PM (d6Ksn)

414 Rob Reiner
@robreiner
America now has a ringside seat in the political arena for the biggest heavyweight fight in US history. It's Trump vs. Pelosi. I'm all in on Pelosi. Get ready to rumble!

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Well, Pelosi does have Nadler on her side of the scale.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 18, 2019 03:35 PM (+y/Ru)

415 If they had played the music from "Springtime for Hitler" the reporters would have had the same reaction.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 18, 2019 03:35 PM (1ISKN)

416 We can't have that, now can we?

Posted by:�TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts�at April 18, 2019 03:30 PM (q8oeS)

Exactly. I don't even know if Roberts will continue serving until 2020: the questions about the FISA court will threaten him, given his role in appointments.

Posted by: trev006 at April 18, 2019 03:35 PM (6n54H)

417 NLU,
Apparently there are a lot of reporters who only know the song from Man in the High Castle and have no clue about The Sound of Music.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at April 18, 2019 03:33 PM (3DZIZ)

*******

No doubt.
They are actually this out of touch.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 18, 2019 03:35 PM (Dwe7n)

418 Would the initial alarm followed by no detected fire in the vicinity of the alarm (interpreted as a false alarm in this case ) be typical of an electrical fire?

Let's hope it wasn't a short-circuit in the fire alarm itself, or its wiring.

Posted by: t-bird at April 18, 2019 03:35 PM (g0Lfb)

419
People often think in terms of liberal or conservative. But many of the
justices think of the court as an American institution and make
protecting it from outside influences, especially from other branches,
their dividing line.

Except for Judas Iscariot "It's a Tax!" Roberts. He's an intellectual weakling who's proven he's unfit for his job. He lets political pressure twist what should be a mere translation of English.

He should resign. I also want a pony.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 18, 2019 03:35 PM (HaL55)

420 And to think, just a few short weeks ago, all the Dems were howling that there's no way Barr could have read the entire report in a few days.

And now they're all strutting to the microphone, confidently opining on the whole 400 pages mere hours after its release

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 18, 2019 03:36 PM (TN1P5)

421 47 Cilliza is one of those guys who is literally lower than normal IQ.

Cilliza is Somalian?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 18, 2019 03:36 PM (sy5kK)

422 Notre Dame should recycle the lead. IYKWIMAIKYD

Posted by: torabora at April 18, 2019 03:36 PM (Y274z)

423 Apparently there are a lot of reporters who only know the song from Man in the High Castle and have no clue about The Sound of Music.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living

Which is messed up, since there's no good reason for the song to exist in that setting...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 18, 2019 03:36 PM (AM1GF)

424 Don't be stupid be a smartie...

Posted by: eleven at April 18, 2019 03:36 PM (NLLmE)

425 Anyone got any idea how Nadler smells?
Posted by: Puddin Head

Why are you looking at me? Not my type.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 18, 2019 03:37 PM (V9+Rf)

426 Let ME know when she has her Kurt Cobain moment.
.........

Well, she did probably start shooting heroin today.

Posted by: wth at April 18, 2019 03:37 PM (v0R5T)

427 OT, but Gov. Cooper of NC just vetoed the "born alive" abortion bill.

It's NC, not Cali or Illnois. Won't he pay a political price for that?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at April 18, 2019 03:37 PM (d6Ksn)

428 Sally Kohn
@sallykohn
Vote. Him. Out

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Good luck with that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 18, 2019 03:37 PM (+y/Ru)

429 424 Don't be stupid be a smartie...
Posted by: eleven at April 18, 2019 03:36 PM (NLLmE)

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Come and join the Nazi party.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 03:37 PM (q8oeS)

430 nude

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 18, 2019 03:37 PM (d7Ww2)

431 Time for a Snopes fact check on "lol get fucked".

Posted by: Grover Cleveland at April 18, 2019 03:37 PM (J4C4c)

432 Still totally legitimate!

Posted by: RBG at April 18, 2019 03:38 PM (CE5C/)

433 #307 FISA judges know they got duped.

Sanctions are forthcoming. If Roberts was in on the con he will resign.

Posted by: torabora at April 18, 2019 03:38 PM (Y274z)

434 Hey, man, nice shot is about R. Budd Dwyer.

Indeed. For all that I've heard they're a bunch of twerps, Filter totally got what he did. A violent "fuck you" to his tormentors which would leave them with nightmares and in therapy for years to come. "I wish I coulda met you", indeed.

It preserved his pension, put one over on his enemies, and to some extent got his family out of the public eye when his trial and conviction wouldn't have. Kind of psychopath logic, but hey.

Posted by: Sporkatus at April 18, 2019 03:38 PM (CGB5H)

435 So, as anticipated - they're claiming Mueller didn't conclude Trump was innocent of whatever they pretended to be looking for, he was just not guilty enough to charge.

But if THEY, expert politicians that they are, look at the report, well, it'll be just like THEY, expert politicians that they are, will be able to find tax things the IRS missed if they get his tax returns.

Heh - no.
They just want to see all the dirt that wasn't anything illegal Trump or someone near him might have done, just embarrassing for political purposes.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 18, 2019 03:39 PM (37IEG)

436 Swalwell: Barr has to resign after Mueller report and today's presser

Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at April 18, 2019 03:39 PM (ekmuQ)

437 Apparently there are a lot of reporters who only know the song from Man in the High Castle and have no clue about The Sound of Music.

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The Sound of Music was like a thousand years ago!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 18, 2019 03:40 PM (+y/Ru)

438 418 Would the initial alarm followed by no detected fire in the vicinity of the alarm (interpreted as a false alarm in this case ) be typical of an electrical fire?

Let's hope it wasn't a short-circuit in the fire alarm itself, or its wiring.

Posted by: t-bird at April 18, 2019 03:35 PM

I think it's a sign that there was a small, shouldering fire somewhere in the roof section. The fire alarm would have been triggered by smoke, or possibly heat. They checked it by sending a man up to look in the attic/roof spaces for flames, and he didn't see any - but the space is so vast that I'm not surprised he couldn't find a small fire in a quick run through.

although he probably should have looked a little harder.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 18, 2019 03:40 PM (Kpl3J)

439 Apparently there are a lot of reporters who only know the song from Man in the High Castle and have no clue about The Sound of Music.

Yeah its hard sometimes for people of the age of 29+ to grapple with but these people are really young. They think the 90s were a long time ago. They think the 70s were ancient history. The Sound of Music is from the Mesozoic period.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2019 03:40 PM (39g3+)

440 Greg Gutfield on Twitter:

"imagine a group of people discussing how upset they are over the ending of the first Die Hard, hoping that it might change the next time they watch it. that's CNN right now."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 18, 2019 03:41 PM (V9+Rf)

441 Not introducing your children to The Sound of Music at a young and impressionable age is a failure of parenting.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at April 18, 2019 03:42 PM (3DZIZ)

442 88 75 Trump should open his rally's with Edelweiss. That'll really make them nuts.

Posted by: Pete Seria at April 18, 2019 02:53 PM (7ZQe3)

Deutschland Uber Alles.
Posted by: Roy at April 18, 2019 02:54 PM (8RFw7)

Springtime For Hitler. With a giant pic of a smiling Mel Brooks in the background.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 18, 2019 03:43 PM (sy5kK)

443 OT, but Gov. Cooper of NC just vetoed the "born alive" abortion bill.

It's NC, not Cali or Illnois. Won't he pay a political price for that?
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at April 18, 2019 03:37 PM (d6Ksn)

It's a toss up that the veto will be overturned.

He may but, remember, NC only went reddish in the last decade or so. He's doing a decent job as governor. However, this will hurt him badly with some constituencies on the Dem side.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 18, 2019 03:43 PM (mf5HN)

444 Mills Brothers:

https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=TKwNVi-Ug8Ilist=RDIyQMHZJOPMAindex=11

Hold That Tiger Rag

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 18, 2019 03:45 PM (MIKMs)

445 From what I have read so far, Trump was lucky to have some good people on his team. At one point, he ordered mcGhan to fire Mueller. McGhan refused.

Then Trump ordered him to lie to the special counsel about the order to fire him.. McGahn didn't.

Trump was a hair's breadth away from obstruction...

But Barr was correct in his assessment, for which he is getting reamed.

Trump is an emotional guy and he shoots from the hip. I highly doubt Trump thought there was anything wrong with any of that.. it's how he ran his businesses.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 18, 2019 03:45 PM (so+oy)

446 Yeah its hard sometimes for people of the age of 29+ to grapple with but these people are really young. They think the 90s were a long time ago. They think the 70s were ancient history. The Sound of Music is from the Mesozoic period.

Haberman is JUST old enough that she should know better, but then she's been just about the most reliable hard-left anti-Trump stooge in the media all through this mess, so her interpretation is not surprising.

Dear President Trump: if you're reading this, the next time Haberman is within earshot of the White House put the Internationale on.

Posted by: JEM at April 18, 2019 03:46 PM (8erNz)

447 91 Serious question: What percentage of journalists and talking heads on CNNABCMSNBCCBS etc. do you think are still nearly clueless about the true background and perfidy involved in the set up of the Mueller investigation and attempted coup--compared to those in that profession who will be outed as paid leakers and propagandists?
Posted by: corn and beans at April 18, 2019 02:54 PM (tkNkP)

Serious question #2: How many of those same lying fucks would endanger their multi-hundred thousand dollar or multi-million dollar paycheck by saying anything not approved by CNN Management?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 18, 2019 03:47 PM (sy5kK)

448 378 How many sandwiches has Nadler lost in his fat folds?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at April 18, 2019 03:28 PM (JgA4k)

Not to mention the TV remotes! Every time he leans forward a channel changes!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 18, 2019 03:51 PM (RD7QR)

449 182 I want CNN to play "Don't Stop Believin'" in the background of their collective meltdown.
Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 03:04 PM (XROPS)

Lots of great lines here, but this is my favorite so far.

Most Lefties are so thick and stupid they would not understand the joke here. I guess for the traitors like Fat Jerry and Bug Eyes, the unsatisfying end to the Sopranos is close to their unsatisfying end to the phony Mueller probe.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 18, 2019 03:54 PM (sy5kK)

450 If RBG cared about the Court as an institution, she'd retire. She's not up to it. But she doesn't. All she cares about is Party politics. Like all Leftists. If anybody retires on principle, it'll be a conservative.

Posted by: NeverTrump at April 18, 2019 03:59 PM (AzW6q)

451 It preserved his pension, put one over on his enemies, and to some extent got his family out of the public eye when his trial and conviction wouldn't have. Kind of psychopath logic, but hey.
Posted by: Sporkatus at April 18, 2019 03:38 PM (CGB5H)

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Well it later turned out he was, in fact, innocent, so maybe more desperation and anger than psychopathy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 04:00 PM (AzW6q)

452 439 Apparently there are a lot of reporters who only know the song from Man in the High Castle and have no clue about The Sound of Music.

Back in olden times when schools taught things educators were also concerned with culture and the perpetuation of good culture.

And good examples from literature, art, music, and theater were taught.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2019 04:09 PM (zNIcM)

453 The worst it gets for CNN the better i like it TAKE THAT FAKE NEWS NETWORK

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 18, 2019 04:26 PM (wGqjj)

454 56 LOL at lol get fucked
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019 02:51 PM (NWiLs)

LOL @ your LOL @ lol get fucked

Posted by: ibid at April 18, 2019 04:28 PM (v5M0W)

455
454 56 LOL at lol get fucked
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019 02:51 PM (NWiLs)

LOL @ your LOL @ lol get fucked

roflcopter

Posted by: Anachronda at April 18, 2019 04:31 PM (sGtp+)

456 431 Time for a Snopes fact check on "lol get fucked".
Posted by: Grover Cleveland at April 18, 2019 03:37 PM (J4C4c)

and LOL too.

Posted by: ibid at April 18, 2019 04:32 PM (v5M0W)

457 290 and then something about that movie that Henry Fonda was in, I think Steinbeck wrote it.

The name is Wrath... Grapes of Wrath.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at April 18, 2019 08:23 PM (WrJRi)

458 hmmm.... Saying, "No, we're not", isn't "butthurt". Just take the win and move on.

Posted by: P38J at April 18, 2019 09:04 PM (ua1m6)

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