Ace of Spades Pet Thread

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My bad, I forgot to keep track of who submitted today's opening picture. If you are here in the comments take a bow! Thanks for the submission.

In the meantime, welcome to the almost world famous Ace of Spades. Relax and spend a little time in the world of animals.

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Imagine the stories this dog could tell if this dog could talk. H/T Hank Curmudgeon


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Flight of the Bumblebee dachshund.


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Various lessons learned from dogs. Yes, they do live for the moment.


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We've all heard let sleeping dogs lie. I'm not sure about cats. Quite the cat.


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From Northern Lurker. Could this girl replace Tanya and/or Yoko........

Meet The PetMorons


Hello ~

This is the story of Bilbo Baggins, my sister's cat.


SMALL MIRACLES AND THE ART OF SAVING ONE ANIMAL
P.S. LOVE the petmoron pictures!!

Lurker and pet lover,
Michele


A wonderful story! Thanks for sharing Michele.


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This is our 60 gallon reef tank. Everything that you see in there is alive and growing. The good news is that almost all of the live coral in the reef trade today is aqua-cultured. Typically you purchase most corals as small aqua-cultured “frags”. You glue your frag in place on a rock in your tank and then grown it out. Taking a tiny piece of coral and growing it out to something substantial is very fun and rewarding. It can take several years to grow a frag out to a decent sized coral. I guess it’s really just very expensive gardening in the end. I will admit that the picture was taken through a filter to reduce the heavy blue light that the camera has trouble digesting. But on the whole, the colors are accurate. Love your site. Thanks for what you do. - Andrew of SC


Awesome hobby and beautiful to boot. You must be a very patient. Thanks for sharing with us.


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This is Gracie. She is one lucky pup. Someone found her staving by the side of the road near Los Barriles, Baja Sur, Mexico and brought her to the vet up on the highway. The vet thinks she is about 7 months old. When my wife stays in Mexico, she is a foster pet caregiver. This time however, she decided to keep Gracie instead of giving her back to the vet. This dog is really smart and now bilingual as she responds to commands in both English and Spanish.
Gracie has all her shots and travel papers so she’s ready to come to California when my wife returns. Thanks for the Pet thread. I look forward to it every week. - George

Thank you for your support George and thank you for sharing Gracie's photo and story with us. She sounds like a very smart and sweet dog.

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This is Darbie a wonderful Irish Setter. Unfortunately, she left us this past Thursday. She was the ultimate couch potato and snuggler. Hopefully she is begging for C-O-O-K-I-E-S in doggy heaven. -Misanthropic Humanitarian


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Horde, the In-Box has been pretty light the past couple of weeks. Why not submit your pet's photo? Does your pet want to be a PetMoron? I bet he or she does.

It also helps to say send your items to petmorons at the gmail thingy.

Have a great week!!!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 03:00 PM




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1 Happy Caturday!

Posted by: Basement Cat at April 20, 2019 03:00 PM (pPNCa)

2 1

Posted by: Ha at April 20, 2019 03:00 PM (MAstk)

3 Barfolomew!

Posted by: Barf at April 20, 2019 03:04 PM (oVJmc)

4 MisHum,
Is this the second puppy you've lost recently?

Posted by: lin-duh in keto at April 20, 2019 03:05 PM (UUBmN)

5 Nice Pets Ya'll!.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 20, 2019 03:06 PM (Z+IKu)

6 I've been sending you kitteh pictures, guess they aren't getting through...

Posted by: lin-duh in keto at April 20, 2019 03:06 PM (UUBmN)

7 Another special puppy story of the sort logprof should like if he's around: A family of Brewers fans picked out a puppy that can be trained to detect the signs of low blood sugar if their daughter with type 1 diabetes has a crisis. Christian Yelich (Brewers phenom) offered to present the pup to the delighted little girl at batting practice last week:

https://tinyurl.com/y57bo4uw

The puppy is named Yeli, of course.

Posted by: Basement Cat at April 20, 2019 03:08 PM (pPNCa)

8 Oh Mis Hum, so sorry about Darbie leaving you.

What a beautiful pup, I just love the setter head, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: PonyTail at April 20, 2019 03:09 PM (tzZq2)

9 Pet Thread!!!

Posted by: Weasel at April 20, 2019 03:09 PM (MVjcR)

10 pets!

Posted by: m at April 20, 2019 03:11 PM (5AuVV)

11 Wolf girl is rather nicer looking than Yoko. The video brings to mind something from Far Side about a wolf pack starting a howl for no particular reason.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 20, 2019 03:12 PM (JgA4k)

12 I'm so sorry to hear that about Darbie, Misanthropic Humanitarian.

I didn't sleep last night, so I'll blame the watery eyes on that.

What a sweet picture. -Thank You.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 20, 2019 03:12 PM (Ckg4U)

13 I'm so sorry to hear that about Darbie, Misanthropic Humanitarian.

Getting misty in here, it is.

Posted by: Basement Cat at April 20, 2019 03:14 PM (pPNCa)

14 Doggie is yelling Save Me!
Happy Caturday everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 20, 2019 03:15 PM (BbGew)

15 Awww!
SMALL MIRACLES AND THE ART OF SAVING ONE ANIMAL

Awwww!
Gracie has all her shots and travel papers so she's ready to come to California when my wife returns.

Awwwww
This is Darbie a wonderful Irish Setter. Unfortunately, she left us this past Thursday.

So sorry Mis Hum. Been there more than I care to remember. They're with us for too short a time...

That coral tank is gorgeous!

Posted by: Tami at April 20, 2019 03:16 PM (cF8AT)

16 Pets!
I haven't gotten any new pets lately, but I will try to scare up some pics of those who have crossed the Rainbow Bridge.
Before I myself cross...

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at April 20, 2019 03:17 PM (w7KSn)

17 Bilbo is a very lucky cat
Thanks for that

Posted by: Skip at April 20, 2019 03:18 PM (BbGew)

18 Wolf girl is irresponsible.

This happened in the mid-1990s

https://tinyurl.com/y446njdc

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During interviews with the staff, Klinghammer noticed a great deal of
surprise, as the staff had been convinced that wolves were harmless. He
would later admit in a conversation with Dr. Valerius Geist during the Kenton Carnegie case that he was "stunned at the ignorance."
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Posted by: Off the reservation at April 20, 2019 03:18 PM (vWMNq)

19 Condolences on the passing of Darbie, MisHum.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2019 03:19 PM (TfwlC)

20 Cesar Milan: "Clearly, Bolf Girl ees Doumeenant. She hab de pack o wolb to sein an howl on deman."

*Tssst!*

"Dees Bolf unnerstan Back Leeedersheep, now. No look, no touch, no eye contac."

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 20, 2019 03:19 PM (Ckg4U)

21 MisHum, Our deepest condolences. Such a beautiful pup!

Posted by: Mrs. JTB at April 20, 2019 03:19 PM (bmdz3)

22 Flight of the Bumblebee dachshund.

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Barkthoven

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 20, 2019 03:21 PM (+y/Ru)

23 Aww, so sorry to hear about the passing of Darbie.
Such a loving face.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at April 20, 2019 03:22 PM (w7KSn)

24 Condolences mh.

Darbie has a resemblance to Alfred Hitchcock, no?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 20, 2019 03:22 PM (EZebt)

25 Sorry about your doggie, MH

Irish Setters are very friendly dogs, although they tend to be hyper-friendly. Mostly hyper.

Posted by: kbdabear at April 20, 2019 03:22 PM (0Ntuf)

26 Gracie and Bilbo are adorable. Both of them have wonderful stories.

The fish tank of coral is fabulous. You must have incredible patience. The colors and designs are magnificent.

Posted by: Mrs. JTB at April 20, 2019 03:23 PM (bmdz3)

27 That opening picture is Pure Black MethLab at its finest.

Silly-Ass, Stupid-Happy dogs.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 20, 2019 03:23 PM (Ckg4U)

28 Darbie is so beautiful, MisHum! So sorry for your loss. All dogs go to Heaven.

Posted by: Dreg at April 20, 2019 03:24 PM (Y7N05)

29 Sorry to hear about Darbie.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 20, 2019 03:24 PM (Rz2Nc)

30 4 MisHum,
Is this the second puppy you've lost recently?
Posted by: lin-duh in keto at April 20, 2019 03:05 PM (UUBmN)

Yes it is. Darbie's brother Derry left us in January.

Another disadvantage of having 2 sibs from the same litter.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 20, 2019 03:25 PM (aA3+G)

31 MisHum, that Darbie was a gorgeous girl. Just from the way she is looking at the camera you know there is a great canine mind there.
Sorry for your loss.


A quote I hate to use but true nonetheless:

"Their candles burn far too fast!" ~ Commentor garrett

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 20, 2019 03:25 PM (f3oO4)

32 Yes, Mis Hum, condolences on the exit of Darbie. My first look at her picture grabbed at my heart even before I knew of her loss.

On a lighter note, we took a day trip to a town a few miles away and ate at a local burger joint with a very loyal local following and, hence, a very busy drive-thru even at 4:00 pm. One of the SUVs pulling through had a bulldog in the passenger's seat behind the driver. What a face! Everyone inside wanted to share part of their (delicious) burgers with the fellow, but we all resisted.

Hope he got his share when his human got home.

Posted by: Art Rondolet of Malmsey at April 20, 2019 03:25 PM (S+f+m)

33 >>>So sorry Mis Hum. Been there more than I care to remember. They're with us for too short a time...


Isn't that the truth Tami!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 20, 2019 03:26 PM (aA3+G)

34 That opening picture is Pure Black MethLab at its finest.

I'm just glad that the Good Shepherd finds room in His flock for all kinds of critters. Including us flawed humans.

Posted by: Basement Cat at April 20, 2019 03:26 PM (pPNCa)

35 "I'm just glad that the Good Shepherd finds room in His flock for all kinds of critters. Including us flawed humans."
-Posted by: Basement Cat at April 20, 2019 03:26 PM (pPNCa)

*Amen*

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 20, 2019 03:28 PM (Ckg4U)

36 We've all heard let sleeping dogs lie. I'm not sure about cats. Quite the cat.

Funny vid, teh kitteh got a good massage out of that boogie-woogie piano piece

Chopin's Heroic Pollonaise or Rachmaninoff's Flight of the Bumblebee would be like a vibrating bed.

Posted by: kbdabear at April 20, 2019 03:28 PM (0Ntuf)

37 Re the dog lessons link, I found this some time ago:

Samuel Butler: "All animals, except man, know that the
principal business of life is to enjoy it."

I rate this as true...



Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 20, 2019 03:28 PM (f3oO4)

38 32 Yes, Mis Hum, condolences on the exit of Darbie. My first look at her picture grabbed at my heart even before I knew of her loss.


We lost our English Setter Nigel 2 years ago. He was also a couch potato.

Posted by: It's me donna at April 20, 2019 03:28 PM (O2RFr)

39 A co-worker has a large fish tank like that with coral growing. He is planning to move and is sure they will not survive that.

Posted by: Skip at April 20, 2019 03:31 PM (BbGew)

40 Awww! Boonrod!

Awww! SMALL MIRACLES AND THE ART OF SAVING ONE ANIMAL

God helps us figure these things out sometimes.

I mentioned our new puppy this morning, but here is the story: My husband texted me at work and asked me to get cat food on my way home, so I stopped at the pet store.

Me, walking in the door: I just need cat food.

God: Hey, c'mere and look at these puppies.

Me: Nope, just need cat food.

God: No, srsly, come look at these puppies.

Me: OMG, that is the cutest thing I've seen since my own babies were born. Here's my credit card!

My husband was delighted when I came home with this mini bulldog, as he's been pleading for a puppy for years and I keep dragging my feet.

Meet Sarge: https://tinyurl.com/yyyfuq7y

Posted by: April at April 20, 2019 03:32 PM (OX9vb)

41 Meet Sarge: https://tinyurl.com/yyyfuq7y
Posted by: April at April 20, 2019 03:32 PM (OX9vb)


How freaking adorable!!!!!

Awesome April

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 20, 2019 03:35 PM (aA3+G)

42 So sad to learn you lost Darbie. Those big dogs can get to you.


Loved seeing the aquarium today. Learned a few things.

Posted by: KT at April 20, 2019 03:37 PM (BVQ+1)

43 I'll take more pictures this week and send them to Mis Hum for next week's thread.

Posted by: April at April 20, 2019 03:37 PM (OX9vb)

44 AHHH April!

Adorable!! Congrats!

Posted by: PonyTail at April 20, 2019 03:39 PM (tzZq2)

45 Lovely animals as usual. The pet thread is a weekly treat.

Mis Hum I am so sorry about Darbie. What a sweetie pie!

Posted by: JuJuBee at April 20, 2019 03:39 PM (aBR7R)

46 Sorry for your loss MH. She was a gorgeous dog.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 20, 2019 03:39 PM (dUJdY)

47 And yay for Gracie, lucky pup.

Posted by: PonyTail at April 20, 2019 03:41 PM (tzZq2)

48 April, Sarge is adorable!

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 20, 2019 03:41 PM (dUJdY)

49 Andrew, I see a Lemon Tang (?) in the aquarium. Anything else lurking in there?

That is a beautiful aquarium-scape and I would spend hours staring at it!

Posted by: Frau Doktor Professor All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 20, 2019 03:41 PM (kQs4Y)

50 LMAO at the top pic.

Posted by: logprof at April 20, 2019 03:42 PM (XAYDB)

51 My condolences to the Mis Hum family.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2019 03:42 PM (x29ff)

52 Those wolves just didn't want to hell.

"Can't we just nap?"

Posted by: fluffy, talking to others at April 20, 2019 03:44 PM (dCRRg)

53 That dachsund went to the Robert Fripp school of keyboard playing

Posted by: random lurker commenter at April 20, 2019 03:44 PM (48RE5)

54 Wonderful pets, all.

Speaking of the corals, I've always wondered why "coral" is a specific kinda pink/orangish color when corals are so multi-hued.

Posted by: logprof at April 20, 2019 03:45 PM (XAYDB)

55 Sorry about your doggeh, MisHum.

Posted by: fluffy, talking at April 20, 2019 03:45 PM (dCRRg)

56 40 Meet Sarge: https://tinyurl.com/yyyfuq7y
Posted by: April at April 20, 2019 03:32 PM (OX9vb)

So cute. I can't believe you got just one!

Posted by: m at April 20, 2019 03:45 PM (5AuVV)

57 And just like that.
Chores done.
Told Mrs D I was headed to the driving range. Stopped off at my favorite microbrew for some aiming fluid.
I check into the HQs to see what the pets are up to.
And BAM. A new ear worm! Thanxs MH.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 20, 2019 03:45 PM (3F0Ql)

58 Meet Sarge: https://tinyurl.com/yyyfuq7y

Posted by: April at April 20, 2019 03:32 PM (OX9vb)

O
M
G!

Whatta cutie!

Posted by: Tami at April 20, 2019 03:46 PM (cF8AT)

59 >>> That dachsund went to the Robert Fripp school of keyboard playing

"Play it for me, Spider Fingers"

Posted by: Adrian Belew at April 20, 2019 03:47 PM (dCRRg)

60 April,

Did you get the cat food?

Posted by: Tami at April 20, 2019 03:48 PM (cF8AT)

61 the top photo just kills me!
so funny

this is cute for GOT fans
Ep 5. GAME of BONES - "Dachshunds are Coming"

https://youtu.be/Bw5a4X8YJlk

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at April 20, 2019 03:48 PM (dm05u)

62 What a frag!!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 20, 2019 03:49 PM (Dh1wo)

63 Sorry you lost your dog, Misanthropic Humanitarian. She looks like a sweetie.

Posted by: April at April 20, 2019 03:49 PM (OX9vb)

64 Poor Darbie.

At least the pain is over.

Posted by: logprof at April 20, 2019 03:49 PM (XAYDB)

65 60 April,

Did you get the cat food?

Posted by: Tami at April 20, 2019 03:48 PM (cF8AT)

And what does the cat think about Sarge?

Posted by: m at April 20, 2019 03:49 PM (5AuVV)

66 That dachsund went to the Robert Fripp school of keyboard playing

Performing a piece by John Cage.

Posted by: Basement Cat at April 20, 2019 03:49 PM (pPNCa)

67 MisHum, so sorry about Darbie
hugs

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at April 20, 2019 03:50 PM (dm05u)

68 7 Another special puppy story of the sort logprof should like if he's around: A family of Brewers fans picked out a puppy that can be trained to detect the signs of low blood sugar if their daughter with type 1 diabetes has a crisis. Christian Yelich (Brewers phenom) offered to present the pup to the delighted little girl at batting practice last week:

https://tinyurl.com/y57bo4uw

The puppy is named Yeli, of course.
Posted by: Basement Cat at April 20, 2019 03:08 PM (pPNCa)

--I heard about that on the radio a few days ago.

Sweet story.

Oh, and Lola has a MILF.

Posted by: logprof at April 20, 2019 03:51 PM (XAYDB)

69 Love the reef tank and Gracie.

Condolences for sweet Darbie; my only words of solace is that if she had outlived you she'd have been a lost soul.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 20, 2019 03:51 PM (y7DUB)

70 So Gracie, the Mexican puppy, is more a legal U.S. resident now than alot of California's population.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 20, 2019 03:54 PM (Dh1wo)

71 Meet Sarge: https://tinyurl.com/yyyfuq7y
Posted by: April at April 20, 2019 03:32 PM (OX9vb)

Sarge is adorable!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 20, 2019 03:55 PM (Rz2Nc)

72 >>>We've all heard let sleeping dogs lie. I'm not sure about cats. Quite the cat.

Ack. Ear worm.

Posted by: m at April 20, 2019 03:55 PM (5AuVV)

73 53 That dachsund went to the Robert Fripp school of keyboard playing
Posted by: random lurker commenter at April 20, 2019 03:44 PM (48RE5)


--Catherine Wheel: "Fripp"

https://youtu.be/SKTFNTXWuoU

Posted by: logprof at April 20, 2019 03:57 PM (XAYDB)

74 Well. I have destroyed the happy kingdom here on the farm.

Friends?/! have brought me a 2 year old German Shepard.

Brody is ecstatic because this dog loves to run and play but I think the cats are going to kill me in my sleep. They are so pissed.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2019 03:57 PM (x29ff)

75 LOL Tami, I got the cat food. But I worried all the way home that they had forgotten to put it in the bag with all the puppy stuff.

We've been worried that the cat would be offended (he's a feral cat that we lured inside, but he doesn't seem super attached to us).

Bo the cat was a little bewildered, but seems like he'll get used to it. And was suddenly more attentive and wanted some attention. Haha!

Posted by: April at April 20, 2019 03:58 PM (OX9vb)

76 58 Meet Sarge: https://tinyurl.com/yyyfuq7y

Posted by: April at April 20, 2019 03:32 PM (OX9vb)

O
M
G!

Whatta cutie!
Posted by: Tami at April 20, 2019 03:46 PM (cF8AT)

+1

Posted by: logprof at April 20, 2019 03:58 PM (XAYDB)

77

Posted by: Spun & Murky at April 20, 2019 03:59 PM (4DCSq)

78 --Catherine Wheel: "Fripp"


See you kids in about 8 minutes

Posted by: fluffy looks at his shoes at April 20, 2019 03:59 PM (dCRRg)

79 We've all heard let sleeping dogs lie. I'm not sure about cats. Quite the cat. Ack. Ear worm.

Here's a whole 'nuther kitteh-related earworm:

Frank Mills' 'Kitty on the Keys":
https://tinyurl.com/y5sdgqpx

Posted by: Basement Cat at April 20, 2019 03:59 PM (pPNCa)

80 Sorry for the loss MH.
I look at my mutt and have noticed a lot of white in his whiskers. Yeah. His time is coming and I'm not ready.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 20, 2019 04:00 PM (3F0Ql)

81 Brody is ecstatic because this dog loves to run and play but I think the cats are going to kill me in my sleep. They are so pissed.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2019 03:57 PM (x29ff)

Hahaha!

Congrats!

Posted by: Tami at April 20, 2019 04:03 PM (cF8AT)

82 And was suddenly more attentive and wanted some attention. Haha!

Posted by: April at April 20, 2019 03:58 PM (OX9vb)

Of course! They're all like toddlers. MY MOMMY!

Posted by: Tami at April 20, 2019 04:04 PM (cF8AT)

83 Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2019 03:57 PM (x29ff)

Just what the old home place needed -- an energetic pup!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 20, 2019 04:05 PM (f3oO4)

84 Nyah!!

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2019 04:07 PM (Ij2U7)

85 Last day to register for Colorado Morondevous, April 27th.

Contact info in left sidebar

Thanks MisHum for all your help!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 20, 2019 04:09 PM (Mb5QW)

86 I love these weekend things: the Pet thread, the Gardening, and the rest.

Just be aware that the media and Democrats are working full-time right now to assemble a New and Better Anti-Trump narrative from the few bricks they have left, and Volume II of the report. The AP figures prominently in this.

Be ready.

Posted by: MW at April 20, 2019 04:12 PM (hNTtn)

87 Hrothgar, He is exactly what I needed. Some one pulled in the driveway to turn around and he told them they didn't belong here.

I've been too long without an early warning system.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2019 04:12 PM (x29ff)

88 WestminsterDogShow is on her way to see me at my husband's band's 50th Anniversary concert!

Yay, MiniMorondezvous!

Posted by: Emmie at April 20, 2019 04:13 PM (j52xE)

89 Thanks very much for the pet thread I look forward to it all week. I've always wanted to submit photos maybe I will do that this week!

Posted by: isolden at April 20, 2019 04:13 PM (z0De4)

90 She is bringing Mr. WDS.

Posted by: Emmie at April 20, 2019 04:14 PM (j52xE)

91 Congrats on the new addition Ben!

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 20, 2019 04:15 PM (dUJdY)

92 Ben Had - Booger is a great dog name!

Posted by: Weasel at April 20, 2019 04:15 PM (MVjcR)

93 80 Sorry for the loss MH.
I look at my mutt and have noticed a lot of white in his whiskers. Yeah. His time is coming and I'm not ready.


Yeah, our graybeard eldest is approaching 10 now and seems he was a puppy just about yesterday. He's got three others to keep him busy.

Posted by: JEM at April 20, 2019 04:17 PM (8erNz)

94 Good Lord, what a love, April. Where is your pet store. God does work in mysterious ways!

Posted by: Infidel at April 20, 2019 04:19 PM (lwX7s)

95 The black lab in the sheep pic looks as crazed as Gene Wilder in Young Frankenstein.

IT.COULD.WORK!!!

"It" in this instance being surrounded by sheep forever.

Posted by: JuJuBee at April 20, 2019 04:20 PM (aBR7R)

96 I've been too long without an early warning system.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2019 04:12 PM (x29ff)


Now both you and he know the answer to the existential canine question:
"Who's a good boy!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 20, 2019 04:20 PM (f3oO4)

97 40 God: Hey, c'mere and look at these puppies.

Posted by: April at April 20, 2019 03:32 PM (OX9vb)

heh

Posted by: m at April 20, 2019 04:21 PM (5AuVV)

98 Weasel, that is certainly better than the name he has. Jagar is his name-o. I guess it's that German thing.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2019 04:21 PM (x29ff)

99 One of WeaselWoman's co-workers is coming over in a minute. That's sure to make WeaselDog nutso.

Posted by: Weasel at April 20, 2019 04:22 PM (MVjcR)

100 100

Posted by: m at April 20, 2019 04:23 PM (5AuVV)

101 ; )

Posted by: m at April 20, 2019 04:23 PM (5AuVV)

102 96 I've been too long without an early warning system.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2019 04:12 PM (x29ff)


Now both you and he know the answer to the existential canine question:
"Who's a good boy!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 20, 2019 04:20 PM (f3oO4)


Who's my big sweetie? You are, you are. Wanna SHNACK?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 20, 2019 04:23 PM (aA3+G)

103 99 One of WeaselWoman's co-workers is coming over in a minute. That's sure to make WeaselDog nutso.
Posted by: Weasel at April 20, 2019 04:22 PM (MVjcR)

WeaselHump?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 20, 2019 04:23 PM (aA3+G)

104 Is WeaselDog still a stinky cheese?

Posted by: JuJuBee at April 20, 2019 04:24 PM (aBR7R)

105 We just recently discovered that there is such a thing as a mini bulldog. It's not miniature, will still get to be about 45-50 lbs, but it's not a giant dog, either. We had decided that would be the perfect combination of size and temperament to please both of us.

And there he was.

Posted by: April at April 20, 2019 04:25 PM (OX9vb)

106 Mis Hum, I gave him a beef neck bone and he had no idea what to do with it. He kept throwing it the air and catching it.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2019 04:26 PM (x29ff)

107 Norwegian Wolf Girl is better than Yoko because she is a One.
I wonder if she does it wolfy-style.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 20, 2019 04:29 PM (ufFY8)

108 98 Weasel, that is certainly better than the name he has. Jagar is his name-o. I guess it's that German thing.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2019 04:21 PM (x29ff)
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Goddammit! Is a good dog name too.

Posted by: Weasel at April 20, 2019 04:29 PM (MVjcR)

109 Goddammit! Is a good dog name too.
Posted by: Weasel at April 20, 2019 04:29 PM (MVjcR)

Haha

Posted by: April at April 20, 2019 04:30 PM (OX9vb)

110 103 99 One of WeaselWoman's co-workers is coming over in a minute. That's sure to make WeaselDog nutso.
Posted by: Weasel at April 20, 2019 04:22 PM (MVjcR)

WeaselHump?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 20, 2019 04:23 PM (aA3+G)
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No, mostly ferocious yipping.

Posted by: Weasel at April 20, 2019 04:30 PM (MVjcR)

111 104 Is WeaselDog still a stinky cheese?
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 20, 2019 04:24 PM (aBR7R)
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Yep. She gets a bath in the sink about every six months and she's due now!

Posted by: Weasel at April 20, 2019 04:32 PM (MVjcR)

112 I wish pets lived longer. So sorry for your double loss of Derry and Darbie, MisHum.

I LOVED the cat trying to sleep on the piano and getting jostled and maybe a little annoyed by the hammer action from the keyboard. I don't think it's a particularly good idea for cats to be inside the case lying on the fragile mechanism but it sure made a great video. I used to have a musical cat, MacArthur, who ran from wherever he was in the house when he heard me playing the piano. He'd jump up on the piano bench beside me and "sing" along.

Posted by: corn and beans at April 20, 2019 04:32 PM (tkNkP)

113 Sorry for your loss MisHum. I think I'm beginning to understand.
Paisley Lurker and I continue to adjust. Funny she's fine with going into her kennel for the night but she knows when I'm going away.
I'm taking her with me for Easter dinner with the family. Wondering how she'll respond to them and their two dogs.
On her last socializing attempt Paisley got a little barky.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 20, 2019 04:33 PM (JgA4k)

114 Goddammit! Is a good dog name too.

Posted by: Weasel at April 20, 2019 04:29 PM (MVjcR)

My dad always wanted to name a dog, 'Aw shit'.

Posted by: Tami at April 20, 2019 04:35 PM (cF8AT)

115 Ben, name him Scout.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 20, 2019 04:37 PM (dUJdY)

116 115 Ben, name him Scout.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 20, 2019 04:37 PM (dUJdY)

We have my daughter's cat...her name is Scout.

Posted by: Tami at April 20, 2019 04:37 PM (cF8AT)

117 {{{{The MisHum Family}}}}

Posted by: Vendette at April 20, 2019 04:38 PM (XgxK4)

118 Right now I'm watching Paisley in the yard. Even if I fully trusted her alone in the yard she doesn't like it when there's a closed door between us.
And I benefit from being outside.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 20, 2019 04:38 PM (JgA4k)

119 Goddammit! Is a good dog name too.

Posted by: Weasel at April 20, 2019 04:29 PM (MVjcR)

My dad always wanted to name a dog, 'Aw shit'.
Posted by: Tami at April 20, 2019 04:35 PM (cF8AT)

So far my dog probably thinks her name is Stop

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 20, 2019 04:40 PM (JgA4k)

120 Jewells, no hope of renaming him. This is his fourth home but he is very well mannered, doesn't bother the horses. Only downside so far is he wants to talk to you all the time.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2019 04:40 PM (x29ff)

121 I have a friend who has two dogs, I can't remember the breed but they are cute as heck. Named Atticus and Scout.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 20, 2019 04:40 PM (dUJdY)

122 Only downside so far is he wants to talk to you all the time.

He sounds like a lot of fun! We had a German Shephard, female. Best dog we ever owned.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 20, 2019 04:41 PM (dUJdY)

123 At the moment Paisley is rooting dead weeds out of the grass. Before I got on top of it she was rooting around the daffodils. In fact I think she ate a bulb which are apparently mildly toxic to dogs. She puked on the yard

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 20, 2019 04:44 PM (JgA4k)

124 I'm going to have to come up with some

An Ibzan and a German walk into a bar- jokes.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2019 04:45 PM (x29ff)

125 117 {{{{The MisHum Family}}}}
Posted by: Vendette at April 20, 2019 04:38 PM (XgxK4)

I want to say "Thank You" to you and all of the other Morons. It means a lot to Mrs. Mis. Hum and I

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 20, 2019 04:45 PM (aA3+G)

126 Meet Sarge: https://tinyurl.com/yyyfuq7y




Posted by: April at April 20, 2019 03:32 PM (OX9vb)

Already running the place...

Posted by: Vendette at April 20, 2019 04:46 PM (XgxK4)

127 And that's my Paisley report for the week
Oh if I'm not careful she'll snatch a just used Kleenex out of my hand.
I don't get that

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 20, 2019 04:47 PM (JgA4k)

128 Ibizan fool

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2019 04:47 PM (x29ff)

129 Gooey butter cake is in the oven.

3 sides made for tomorrow and one dessert (someone else is bringing another dessert.) One more side and all the meats left to go.

Posted by: Tami at April 20, 2019 04:47 PM (cF8AT)

130 That's it
It's nice to have people to talk to about m'doggie.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 20, 2019 04:48 PM (JgA4k)

131 In fact I think she ate a bulb which are apparently mildly toxic to dogs.

Reminder to all humans on the thread owned by kittehs: all plants belonging to the lily family (including Easter lilies and lilies of the valley) are poisonous to cats. It takes only two leaves from an Easter lily to lead to death from kidney failure in a cat:

https://tinyurl.com/y4r95qll

Enjoy the beauty of Easter lilies-- just keep them at a safe remove from kittehs.

Posted by: Basement Cat at April 20, 2019 04:50 PM (pPNCa)

132 Our puppy was eating dandelions this morning. Apparently, those are fine, and possibly even beneficial.

Posted by: April at April 20, 2019 04:51 PM (OX9vb)

133 Only downside so far is he wants to talk to you all the time.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2019 04:40 PM (x29ff)

You and Jagar....

https://tinyurl.com/yxgh7gj6

(yeah, it's an oldie but a goodie)

Posted by: Tami at April 20, 2019 04:51 PM (cF8AT)

134 Hey MisHum--it was me!

Love the pet Morons!

Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2019 04:53 PM (AOQ4d)

135 I gather dogs don't realize when something is toxic.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 20, 2019 04:53 PM (JgA4k)

136 At the moment Paisley is rooting dead weeds out of
the grass. Before I got on top of it she was rooting around the
daffodils. In fact I think she ate a bulb which are apparently mildly
toxic to dogs. She puked on the yard




Posted by: Northernlurker at April 20, 2019 04:44 PM (JgA4k)

Like voting for the NDP.

(Note for anyone who needs to know: This is an inside joke about Alberta politics.)

Posted by: Vendette at April 20, 2019 04:53 PM (XgxK4)

137 Our puppy was eating dandelions this morning

My grandmother used to cook dandelion greens in a hot mustard-flavored sauce with crumbled bacon added. She said dandelion is a spring tonic that we all need-- my dad loved it the way Nana cooked it.

Posted by: Basement Cat at April 20, 2019 04:54 PM (pPNCa)

138 I gather dogs don't realize when something is toxic.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 20, 2019 04:53 PM (JgA4k)

Nope, they don't. Once knew of a dog who drank water out of the toilet, and the water it had antifreeze in it. Nearly killed her. These days there is animal-friendly antifreeze.

Posted by: Vendette at April 20, 2019 04:55 PM (XgxK4)

139 Forgive me droning on about my new dog. I find her behavior fascinating

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 20, 2019 04:56 PM (JgA4k)

140 Tami, that was great!

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2019 04:56 PM (x29ff)

141 This is an inside joke about Alberta politics

* looks around for Alberta Oil Peon *

Posted by: Basement Cat at April 20, 2019 04:56 PM (pPNCa)

142 So sorry to hear about Darby, MisHum. You were blessed to have had each other. She was just beautiful.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2019 04:57 PM (AOQ4d)

143 Oh one more story. I was in a dog friendly taphouse we got booted because Paisley wouldn't be quiet. But there was an artist there who volunteered to paint a portrait of Paisley.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 20, 2019 05:00 PM (JgA4k)

144 135 I gather dogs don't realize when something is toxic.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 20, 2019 04:53 PM (JgA4k)

--I've related this before:

My dad and stepmom had a pretty Golden Retriever named Nellie. Pretty, but dumb as a post.

One Christmas she finished off my stepsister's box of cordial cherries. It made her . . . sick as a dog. It was a pukefest. Eventually my dad just put her in the bathtub until she dried out.

Posted by: logprof at April 20, 2019 05:00 PM (XAYDB)

145 Like voting for the NDP.

(Note for anyone who needs to know: This is an inside joke about Alberta politics.)
Posted by: Vendette at April 20, 2019 04:53 PM (XgxK4)

--Pat Martin was my MP during my time in Winnipeg. He was NDP, but not a raging commie, and not anti-Israel either.

In MB, politics is mostly steady as she goes.

Posted by: logprof at April 20, 2019 05:03 PM (XAYDB)

146 NorthernLurker, what kind of dog is she?

Posted by: April at April 20, 2019 05:03 PM (OX9vb)

147 139 Forgive me droning on about my new dog. I find her behavior fascinating

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 20, 2019 04:56 PM (JgA4k)

It's the PET thread! That's what you're suppose to do.

140 Tami, that was great!

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2019 04:56 PM (x29ff)

Right?!

Posted by: Tami at April 20, 2019 05:03 PM (cF8AT)

148 * looks around for Alberta Oil Peon *



Posted by: Basement Cat at April 20, 2019 04:56 PM (pPNCa)

In 2015, out of crankiness, the conservative-ish government was thrown out in exchange for the socialists, mostly due to vote-splitting with a more conservative party. On Tuesday, the socialists got puked out. They had 54 seats out of 87 going into the election. Now they have 24 seats and a conservative government, which is the result of the competing center and right-of-center parties uniting, has 63.

Posted by: Vendette at April 20, 2019 05:04 PM (XgxK4)

149 I have a question for The horde. We have a 10 year old cocker spaniel who just cannot play nice with other dogs. The only thing I can do is muzzle him but he still barks viciously. Any advice?

this afternoon I took him across the street to mix it up with a couple of very large dogs. I had a muzzle so he couldn't do any damage. And he got his ass handed to him. However it doesn't seem to have changed his attitude at all

Posted by: Pete Seria at April 20, 2019 05:04 PM (7ZQe3)

150 Northernlurker talk away

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 20, 2019 05:04 PM (aA3+G)

151 147 139 Forgive me droning on about my new dog. I find her behavior fascinating

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 20, 2019 04:56 PM (JgA4k)

It's the PET thread! That's what you're suppose to do.

140 Tami, that was great!

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2019 04:56 PM (x29ff)

Right?!
Posted by: Tami at April 20, 2019 05:03 PM (cF8AT)

--Yeah, you're not droning on about your doggeh. You're doting on her.

Posted by: logprof at April 20, 2019 05:05 PM (XAYDB)

152 Now they have 24 seats and a conservative government, which is the result of the competing center and right-of-center parties uniting, has 63.

Le petit Justin hardest hit, I bet.

Posted by: Basement Cat at April 20, 2019 05:07 PM (pPNCa)

153 Sorry to hear about Darbie, MisHum.

Thanks for the Pet Thread.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 20, 2019 05:07 PM (ycWCI)

154 Tami, that was just a throw it up answer, with dial up I wouldn't be able to see that until sometime tomorrow but I didn't want to appear ungrateful.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 20, 2019 05:08 PM (x29ff)

155 Also, we should all be so lucky if we are ever as happy as the dog in the top pic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 20, 2019 05:10 PM (ycWCI)

156 Ben, you're too cute! No problem.

Posted by: Tami at April 20, 2019 05:11 PM (cF8AT)

157 April she's a yellow lab/husky cross. She looks pretty much like a yellow lab but her tail might be a little bigger than a lab's tail. She also has some brown spots on her which, apparently, are a husky trait.

The shelter where I got Paisley has a pit bull/ husky cross. It's a beautiful looking but the owner of the shelter says it's crazy.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 20, 2019 05:11 PM (JgA4k)

158 So sorry, MisHum.
It is never easy, they are part of the family.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 20, 2019 05:11 PM (sy5kK)

159 What kind of dog did you get NorthernLurker?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 20, 2019 05:12 PM (ycWCI)

160 Hmmm, yellow lab and husky. Smart, but probably stubborn and energetic as hell.

How old?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 20, 2019 05:12 PM (ycWCI)

161 this afternoon I took him across the street to mix it up with a couple of very large dogs. I had a muzzle so he couldn't do any damage. And he got his ass handed to him. However it doesn't seem to have changed his attitude at all

Posted by: Pete Seria at April 20, 2019 05:04 PM (7ZQe3)

Maybe start with one small dog and slowly work your way up to large?

Posted by: Tami at April 20, 2019 05:13 PM (cF8AT)

162 Paisley's behavior is already getting better. When I first got her she liked to get my attention by jumping on my back with her paws hitting my neck. That hurt.
Now she comes and gently lays a paw on my arm and looks at me.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 20, 2019 05:14 PM (JgA4k)

163 157 the owner of the shelter says it's crazy.

I'll bet!

Posted by: April at April 20, 2019 05:15 PM (OX9vb)

164 Apparently just about two.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 20, 2019 05:15 PM (JgA4k)

165 That was in answer to a question about how old Paisley is.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 20, 2019 05:16 PM (JgA4k)

166 this afternoon I took him across the street to mix it up with a couple of very large dogs. I had a muzzle so he couldn't do any damage. And he got his ass handed to him. However it doesn't seem to have changed his attitude at all
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 20, 2019 05:04 PM (7ZQe3)

******
I'm guessing if we could speak spaniel he was barking:
"WTF dude!! A muzzle??? Seriously??? Did you not see the size of those bastards!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 20, 2019 05:17 PM (0tfLf)

167 Man recovering from operation wakes up to random cat snuggling with him:

https://tinyurl.com/y3jogtxm

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2019 05:17 PM (FSPNP)

168
Maybe start with one small dog and slowly work your way up to large?

That might be worth a try. He has no fear of larger dogs and they seem to fear him, so the reverse may be true. If If I can find a smaller dog with a bad temper that might just do the trick.

Posted by: Pete Seria at April 20, 2019 05:18 PM (7ZQe3)

169 OK - WeaselWoman's friend left and WD only nipped at her twice. No major damage.

Posted by: Weasel at April 20, 2019 05:19 PM (MVjcR)

170 Sorry about Darbie, MisHum, She is beautiful and an additionally sad death after the recent death of her sibling.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2019 05:20 PM (FSPNP)

171 155 Also, we should all be so lucky if we are ever as happy as the dog in the top pic.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 20, 2019 05:10 PM (ycWCI)

--Anyone can tell that dog is smiling like a pig in slop.

Posted by: logprof at April 20, 2019 05:21 PM (XAYDB)

172 --Anyone can tell that dog is smiling like a pig in slop.

He likes adding to the flock's diversity.

Posted by: Basement Cat at April 20, 2019 05:23 PM (pPNCa)

173 Mis Hum - hugs to you and the Mrs....

Posted by: IC at April 20, 2019 05:25 PM (LJUs+)

174 Beautiful moron pets today! I am still thinking of getting another one...maybe.
Also love the picture of the sheep herding dog. His report card that day said "A for enthusiasm, but technique needs work."

Posted by: pj at April 20, 2019 05:26 PM (qlTN9)

175 That might be worth a try. He has no fear of larger dogs and they seem to fear him, so the reverse may be true. If If I can find a smaller dog with a bad temper that might just do the trick.

Posted by: Pete Seria at April 20, 2019 05:18 PM (7ZQe3)

These site have some tips. First one is about agressive dogs:

https://tinyurl.com/y8fagdfm

https://tinyurl.com/yynslbtx

Posted by: Tami at April 20, 2019 05:26 PM (cF8AT)

176 == If I can find a smaller dog with a bad temper that might just do the trick.==

Are you equating your own dog's barking with having a bad temper? Maybe it's just loud and excited exuberance. Not all barking is angry barking.

Posted by: corn and beans at April 20, 2019 05:26 PM (tkNkP)

177 Sorry for your loss, MisHum.

Posted by: ALH at April 20, 2019 05:27 PM (PN4U+)

178 Not all barking is angry barking.

----

I'm pretty sure his is angry barking. If he wasn't muzzled he'd be biting. I'm sure he's just being protective

Posted by: Pete Seria at April 20, 2019 05:29 PM (7ZQe3)

179 Nood.

Posted by: HH at April 20, 2019 05:29 PM (mIJBI)

180 Are you equating your own dog's barking with having a bad temper? Maybe it's just loud and excited exuberance. Not all barking is angry barking.

Posted by: corn and beans at April 20, 2019 05:26 PM (tkNkP)

Yeah, he could be barking because he's afraid or he thinks he's protecting you.

Posted by: Tami at April 20, 2019 05:29 PM (cF8AT)

181 Coral as pets. Who knew! Just kidding. Quite fascinating and very beautiful.
MisHum - Truly sorry about the loss of your dog. It is a terrible thing.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 20, 2019 05:32 PM (aWjrD)

182 So mishum "forgot" to keep track of who sent something in to the pet thread. No shit. What a fucking dumbass. Can ace pls set another COB to handle this? As if mishum's idiotic comments to submissions wasnt b as d enough.

Posted by: Slick at April 20, 2019 05:36 PM (WYhTe)

183 Eff off Slick. We're all perfectly happy with Mis Hum.

Posted by: Tami at April 20, 2019 05:38 PM (cF8AT)

184 Geez, Slick. Why so angry? You applying for that unpaid position?

Posted by: April at April 20, 2019 05:40 PM (OX9vb)

185 Killer! Sic 'em!!

Posted by: mindful webworker releases leash at April 20, 2019 05:41 PM (NLny5)

186 Good work, killer.

Posted by: mindful webworker with treats and pats at April 20, 2019 05:42 PM (NLny5)

187
Well, hell, is the slick the one that TiL calls out on the ONT?

Posted by: Spun & Murky at April 20, 2019 05:44 PM (4DCSq)

188 slick, you are loathsome, find another place in the endless world wide web to seek attention. Some of us lurkers prefer Mis Hum and this thread just the way it is.

Condolences Mis Hum, may Derry and Darbie be happy forever more now that they are together again.

Posted by: slowdown at April 20, 2019 05:44 PM (NAbCm)

189
Sorry, meant TiI...

Posted by: Spun & Murky at April 20, 2019 05:46 PM (4DCSq)

190 STFU Slick Dick.

Posted by: logprof at April 20, 2019 05:49 PM (XAYDB)

191 OT, but since I can rarely manage to stay up for the ONT:

My middle sister makes custom rosaries and other prayer chaplets. Is there anywhere she can advertise? As far as I know, etsy (sp?) and E-bay are for standard items, at least mostly if not exclusively.

Posted by: empire1 at April 20, 2019 06:04 PM (xwekm)

192 Seems like she could sell that kind of thing on Etsy, too, empire1.

Posted by: April at April 20, 2019 06:06 PM (OX9vb)

193 So sorry for your loss, MisHum Family. She looked like a lovely gal. None of them stay long enough.

Posted by: FloridaBill at April 20, 2019 06:31 PM (+v8Df)

194 Northernlurker at April 20, 2019 04:44 PM
Actually, daffodils are quite toxic. Puking was a good reaction.

Posted by: KT at April 20, 2019 07:28 PM (BVQ+1)

195 Lighten up, Francis.

Sheesh.

--

And so sorry for your doggie's departure, MisHum.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 20, 2019 07:30 PM (PXJBj)

196 So sorry to hear about Darble, MisHum. What a beautiful dog.

Posted by: Gem at April 21, 2019 05:19 AM (XoAz8)

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