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Mid-Morning Open Thread
Lovis Corinth And another nice piece [Hat Tip: Bluebell]
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: BignJames at April 17, 2019 09:33 AM (ykq7q)
Posted by: clutch at April 17, 2019 09:33 AM (4+0uE)
Posted by: steevy at April 17, 2019 09:33 AM (BXMxN)
Is that supposed to be Frasier or Niles?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 17, 2019 09:34 AM (TNe4W)
Posted by: clutch at April 17, 2019 09:34 AM (4+0uE)
Is he supposed to be looking for strawberries?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 17, 2019 09:34 AM (TNe4W)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 17, 2019 09:34 AM (JFO2v)
I prefer to add a "Mc-" to it and think of it that way.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 17, 2019 09:35 AM (TNe4W)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 17, 2019 09:35 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 17, 2019 09:35 AM (65x91)
Posted by: BignJames at April 17, 2019 09:35 AM (ykq7q)
Oh wait, I just noticed the other guy on the ground. That must be Axel.
I thought this was supposed to be Cain in Hell.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 17, 2019 09:36 AM (TNe4W)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 17, 2019 09:36 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Someguy at April 17, 2019 09:36 AM (HUFx8)
Posted by: dantesed at April 17, 2019 09:37 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: some meticulous planner at April 17, 2019 09:37 AM (sZRzw)
Posted by: Mayor Buttplugie at April 17, 2019 09:37 AM (GEhPL)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2019 09:37 AM (m45I2)
"Hey Dad, can I borrow the camel and go that party?"
"No"
"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"
"Sigh, ok"
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at April 17, 2019 09:38 AM (N4xQB)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 17, 2019 09:38 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 17, 2019 09:38 AM (rxtQa)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 17, 2019 09:38 AM (oh/Sd)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2019 09:38 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 17, 2019 09:39 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at April 17, 2019 09:40 AM (trMj1)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 17, 2019 09:40 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: bluebell at April 17, 2019 09:40 AM (08nnY)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2019 09:40 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Mayor Buttplugie at April 17, 2019 09:40 AM (GEhPL)
They both got swept at home against the Astros this year.
Posted by: DanMan at April 17, 2019 09:41 AM (XTiHL)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 17, 2019 09:41 AM (KuhHY)
Posted by: Archer at April 17, 2019 09:41 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: t-bird at April 17, 2019 09:41 AM (Ydn2k)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 17, 2019 09:41 AM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Kris at April 17, 2019 09:42 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 17, 2019 09:41 AM (VpIIl)
And I can just picture Pope Francis saying an interfaith prayer at the new mosque
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at April 17, 2019 09:43 AM (N4xQB)
Someone yesterday pointed out that it is a Federal Felony to deny (or conspire to deny) any citizen of their Constitutional Rights, especially those in the Bill of Rights.
USC something or other.
What Democrat candidate is *not* campaigning on the repeal or curtailment of Amendments, 1, 2, 4, et al?
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at April 17, 2019 09:43 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: t-bird at April 17, 2019 09:43 AM (Ydn2k)
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Adamant - a limerick
Cain has gone stark raven mad
Has murdered his brother. So sad.
It tears at his heart
But the difficult part
Is "How am I going to tell Dad?"
Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2019 09:43 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 17, 2019 09:41 AM (VpIIl)
see.....Minaret
Posted by: BignJames at April 17, 2019 09:43 AM (ykq7q)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 17, 2019 09:43 AM (Dh1wo)
Prediction: They're going to put solar panels on the new roof on the cathedral.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 17, 2019 09:44 AM (TNe4W)
Posted by: Kris at April 17, 2019 09:42 AM (OyyDO)
It fits the subject perfectly.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 17, 2019 09:44 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 17, 2019 09:44 AM (qC1Sy)
The utterance of a murderer, in response to God.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at April 17, 2019 09:45 AM (w7KSn)
A big ol' windmill on the spire would be great.
Posted by: t-bird at April 17, 2019 09:45 AM (Ydn2k)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 17, 2019 09:45 AM (Dh1wo)
******
Guns -N- Roses album cover?
Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2019 09:46 AM (m45I2)
Willowed.
Morning grammie.
@357 previous thread for you and Pete Seria.
Only lurking for a few hours now cause in back of horrible riding van.
Posted by: teej at April 17, 2019 09:46 AM (1XIkG)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 17, 2019 09:46 AM (p+Wdc)
A big ol' windmill on the spire would be great.
Posted by: t-bird at April 17, 2019 09:45 AM (Ydn2k)
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Probably rainbow colored so as to be "inclusive."
Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 17, 2019 09:46 AM (qC1Sy)
https://tinyurl.com/yxavlcat
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 17, 2019 09:46 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Kris at April 17, 2019 09:46 AM (OyyDO)
Today's pic is... kinda sketchy. Fits the crime, I suppose.
_____
Sketchy, kinda like my 'doodle' of a woodpecker
linked in nic
Posted by: mindful webworker - visit website, try donation button at April 17, 2019 09:46 AM (ElK6Q)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 17, 2019 09:47 AM (UFLLM)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 17, 2019 09:47 AM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 17, 2019 09:47 AM (fuK7c)
Stark. Raven. Mad.
*(Three Word Art Review)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2019 09:40 AM (m45I2)
Need Moar Rocks
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 17, 2019 09:47 AM (JFO2v)
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CNN Ratings Continue To Plummet To All-Year Low | The Daily Caller
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In my James Earl Jones Voice "THIS IS CNN"
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 17, 2019 09:47 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: Archer at April 17, 2019 09:47 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 17, 2019 09:47 AM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 17, 2019 09:41 AM
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Disguised cell phone tower.
Posted by: G at April 17, 2019 09:48 AM (+wjl1)
windmills....
Posted by: McCool at April 17, 2019 09:48 AM (lWCRE)
Posted by: t-bird
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There was talk of doing that on the Tower of Pisa but they decided it would just be tilting at windmills.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2019 09:48 AM (m45I2)
Stark. Raven. Mad.
*(Three Word Art Review)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2019 09:40 AM (m45I2)
Me? Brothers Keeper
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 17, 2019 09:48 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 17, 2019 09:48 AM (lwiT4)
Don't much care for modern art but I kind of like this s one.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at April 17, 2019 09:48 AM (gxKz/)
BREAKING: Alan Garcia, Peru's former president, has shot himself after police arrived at his home in Lima to arrest him in connection with a bribery investigation --Reuters
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 17, 2019 09:48 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 17, 2019 09:49 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 17, 2019 09:49 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2019 09:40 AM (m45I2)
Me? Brothers Keeper
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 17, 2019 09:48 AM
Was that wrong?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 17, 2019 09:49 AM (p+Wdc)
It can be done...
Posted by: McCool at April 17, 2019 09:49 AM (lWCRE)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 17, 2019 09:49 AM (TN7xY)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 17, 2019 09:50 AM (TN7xY)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 17, 2019 09:50 AM (TNe4W)
Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 17, 2019 09:47 AM (qC1Sy)
Hi blake. I thought I was doing better, then I went to the eye doctor on Monday and she said I was actually doing worse. Put a definite crimp in my mood. Thanks for asking.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 17, 2019 09:50 AM (lwiT4)
. . But after his youthful indiscretion, Cain went on to a successful
career for himself in creating ruckuses, hollering and other forms of exuberant
demonstrations of expression.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 17, 2019 09:50 AM (TN7xY)
Posted by: red speck at April 17, 2019 09:50 AM (6Krd7)
Like this, teej?
https://tinyurl.com/yyzc7blb
[cute doggeh picture included]
Posted by: andycanuck at April 17, 2019 09:50 AM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 17, 2019 09:50 AM (3sjI6)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 17, 2019 09:49 AM (wYseH)
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Interesting, because when I look at the standings, the Yankees are 7-9.
Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 17, 2019 09:51 AM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: NYT Interviews Cain's Anonymous Neighbor at April 17, 2019 09:51 AM (Ydn2k)
Posted by: Kris at April 17, 2019 09:46 AM (OyyDO)
The artist died in the 1920s, so my first thought (before I saw the date) was that he was part of that horrid but evocative German school that painted the existential misery that surrounded the German people.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 17, 2019 09:51 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 17, 2019 09:50 AM (lwiT4)
Sorry to hear. I am 5 weeks today postop cornea trans and cataract. Got cleared to fly and drive.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 17, 2019 09:51 AM (JFO2v)
....
Like Ace has said, he's not on our side.
That's why I stopped going to his pro-msm drama Queen site.
Posted by: HA at April 17, 2019 09:51 AM (MAstk)
...then I went to the eye doctor on Monday and she said I was actually doing worse.
That's terrible. I was, we were all, hoping this would be over for you by now.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 17, 2019 09:52 AM (TNe4W)
A big ol' windmill on the spire would be great.
Posted by: t-bird at April 17, 2019 09:45 AM (Ydn2k)
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I'm just wondering if they should stick with wood beams for the roof structure or go with steel? After all, no one will see it and steel would be stronger and fire proof.
Posted by: WisRich at April 17, 2019 09:52 AM (G0vdT)
. . But after his youthful indiscretion, Cain went on to a successful
career for himself in creating ruckuses, hollering and other forms of exuberant
demonstrations of expression.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 17, 2019 09:50 AM (TN7xY)
Cain joined pantifa??
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 17, 2019 09:52 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 17, 2019 09:50 AM (lwiT4)
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Grammie, sorry to hear that. Thank you for the update.
Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 17, 2019 09:52 AM (qC1Sy)
It can be done...
Posted by: McCool at April 17, 2019 09:49 AM (lWCRE)
The bidets in the same sex bathrooms are especially beautiful!
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 17, 2019 09:52 AM (3sjI6)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 17, 2019 09:51 AM (JFO2v)
That right there is good news!
Posted by: grammie winger at April 17, 2019 09:52 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Vic at April 17, 2019 09:52 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: vmom Superior Order of Ninjas at April 17, 2019 09:53 AM (dm05u)
Posted by: Cyrl at April 17, 2019 09:53 AM (Kfwf2)
Not what I would hang it in the house but I appreciate the brutal edge and technique for a brutal subject. Cain's madness and dawning realization of what he is doing, with the laughing murder of crows or demons in crow form is palpable. He can see the stairway to Hell and he's on the top step, slipping... slipping...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 17, 2019 09:53 AM (UFLLM)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 17, 2019 09:53 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: t-bird at April 17, 2019 09:53 AM (Ydn2k)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 17, 2019 09:53 AM (HaL55)
https://tinyurl.com/yxavlcat
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 17, 2019 09:46 AM (wYseH)
So what's it going to look like, once it's finished?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 17, 2019 09:53 AM (TfwlC)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 17, 2019 09:53 AM (UFLLM)
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Excellent summation.
Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 17, 2019 09:54 AM (qC1Sy)
That doesn't mean anything, there are still 22,467 games left in the season.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 17, 2019 09:54 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 17, 2019 09:54 AM (rxtQa)
Posted by: a crow at April 17, 2019 09:54 AM (Dh1wo)
Just curious.
Posted by: some meticulous planner at April 17, 2019 09:37 AM (sZRzw)
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Not sure he's dead yet. Cain's holding a rather large stone. Looks like he was distracted just before the killing blow.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 17, 2019 09:54 AM (8g9zh)
Posted by: McCool at April 17, 2019 09:55 AM (lWCRE)
Posted by: t-bird at April 17, 2019 09:45 AM (Ydn2k)
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Probably rainbow colored so as to be "inclusive."
Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 17, 2019 09:46 AM (qC1Sy)
Let's not forget to include a cross on the top of the spire.....in a urine filled jar.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 17, 2019 09:55 AM (3sjI6)
Posted by: Cyrl at April 17, 2019 09:53 AM (Kfwf2)
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I believe that's Michael Moore.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 17, 2019 09:55 AM (8g9zh)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 17, 2019 09:55 AM (+/7JY)
The Cathedral Church of St. Peter in Cologne was badly damaged in WWII but was restored. It's about 600 years old with a similar build history to Notre Dame and beautiful.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2019 09:55 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at April 17, 2019 09:55 AM (gxKz/)
Posted by: vmom Superior Order of Ninjas at April 17, 2019 09:53 AM (dm05u)
Huh, never thought of it like that.
Posted by: Someguy at April 17, 2019 09:56 AM (HUFx8)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 17, 2019 09:41 AM (VpIIl)
Some of the best works of art and architecture were the result of competition. The most famous in art history being the baptistery doors at the Cathedral of Florence. As long as they respect the fact that this is a Roman Catholic Cathedral, I'm OK with the idea, for now --- to a point. No Frank Gehry. No IM Pei.
Posted by: Kris at April 17, 2019 09:56 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 17, 2019 09:49 AM (JUOKG)
I think it adequately portrays the horror of murdering one's own brother. Not meant to be pretty.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 17, 2019 09:56 AM (TfwlC)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 17, 2019 09:49 AM (JUOKG)
I think it adequately portrays the horror of murdering one's own brother. Not meant to be pretty.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 17, 2019 09:56 AM (TfwlC)
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Corinth obviously never met MY brother...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 17, 2019 09:57 AM (oh/Sd)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 17, 2019 09:52 AM (lwiT4)
Mar 11 20/220
Apr 8 20/30 no RX
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 17, 2019 09:57 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 17, 2019 09:58 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at April 17, 2019 09:40 AM (trMj1)
I don't know, but I stopped reading him some time ago. Just couldn't stomach it anymore. And I was an avid reader for many years every day.
Now I go to Whatfinger which is somewhat more rudimentary, but it is basically conservative. I have it as an app on my phone. It has lots of links, many around the world.
Posted by: Charlotte the sailor at April 17, 2019 09:58 AM (APMW0)
Someone yesterday pointed out that it is a Federal Felony to deny (or
conspire to deny) any citizen of their Constitutional Rights, especially
those in the Bill of Rights.
USC something or other.
What Democrat candidate is *not* campaigning on the repeal or curtailment of Amendments, 1, 2, 4, et al?
18 US Code 241. Learn it. Love it. Live it.
And start demanding that it be enforced.
#PurgeProgressivismBAMN
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 17, 2019 09:58 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 17, 2019 09:59 AM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: m at April 17, 2019 09:59 AM (ysOGz)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 17, 2019 09:59 AM (a2xio)
They lit some heat transfer fluid on fire and were suffocated by the toxic smoke.
http://tinyurl.com/y3ret242
This happens ALOT in China where life is cheap.
Posted by: McCool at April 17, 2019 09:59 AM (lWCRE)
Using black birds to create a sinister atmosphere is racist.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 17, 2019 09:58 AM (xfb67)
I'm sure you know that some people believe the "mark of Cain' is that God turned him black and that is where black Africans came from.
Posted by: Vic at April 17, 2019 10:00 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 17, 2019 10:00 AM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 17, 2019 10:01 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: BurtTC
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Oh man, you're slaying me!
Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2019 10:02 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: BurtTC
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Oh man, you're slaying me!
Oh, brother.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 17, 2019 10:02 AM (+/7JY)
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A big ol' windmill on the spire would be great.
Posted by: t-bird at April 17, 2019 09:45 AM (Ydn2k)
All fine ideas, but if they don't go with a rainbow minaret, there will be... trouble.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 17, 2019 10:03 AM (a2xio)
Posted by: Augustine at April 17, 2019 10:03 AM (BDZWU)
They knew what was coming and removed all of the stained glass and artwork to the countryside for safe storage. When I was at school there in 1980 there was still visible war damage to the facade.
An story which may or may not be true: I saw pictures of the Dom standing alone in the flattened rubble of Cologne and thought how thoughtful we were to leave that masterpiece intact.
Someone told me we left it up as a landmark to know where Cologne was when we did more bombing.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 17, 2019 10:03 AM (fuK7c)
Well done
Posted by: Joe at April 17, 2019 10:04 AM (fYFzF)
Posted by: BurtTC
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Oh man, you're slaying me!
Oh, brother.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 17, 2019 10:02 AM (+/7JY)
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That's a keeper!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 17, 2019 10:04 AM (8g9zh)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at April 17, 2019 10:04 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 17, 2019 10:04 AM (TfwlC)
28 TWAR*
Stark. Raven. Mad.
*(Three Word Art Review)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2019 09:40 AM (m45I2)
I think this is my favorite Muldooner ever.
Posted by: m at April 17, 2019 10:04 AM (ysOGz)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 17, 2019 10:03 AM (fuK7c)
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That was back when war was done right: Reduce to rubble, make the rubble bounce.
Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 17, 2019 10:05 AM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: BurtTC
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Oh man, you're slaying me!
Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2019 10:02 AM (m45I2)
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Oh man, you're slaying me!
Oh, brother.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 17, 2019 10:02 AM (+/7JY)
You fellas are awfully adamant about it.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 17, 2019 10:05 AM (a2xio)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at April 17, 2019 10:06 AM (0OmEj)
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A big ol' windmill on the spire would be great.
Posted by: t-bird at April 17, 2019 09:45 AM (Ydn2k)
All fine ideas, but if they don't go with a rainbow minaret, there will be... trouble.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 17, 2019 10:03 AM (a2xio)
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A rainbow minaret might be.... problematic.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 17, 2019 10:06 AM (8g9zh)
Posted by: Sponge at April 17, 2019 10:06 AM (IXZGh)
'Tis the story of Cain slewing Abel,
Now'days hipster preachers alter the story,
For Abel's gift, God was glad,
Not so with Cain's, He was mad,
Because the off'ring was not farm to table!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 17, 2019 10:06 AM (PhKmN)
Posted by: Sponge at April 17, 2019 10:06 AM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Hillary! at April 17, 2019 10:08 AM (qNS03)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 17, 2019 10:08 AM (qNS03)
Rejected poster art for the movie Pitch Black
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 17, 2019 10:08 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 17, 2019 10:08 AM (TfwlC)
My old German customer was based in Cologne and he used to take me to a German restaurant that was right next to the Church. It's really impressive but doesn't get the PR of Notre Dame.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2019 10:08 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 17, 2019 10:06 AM (8g9zh)
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In one regard, though, it would be hilarious if the French government did it to be "inclusive" and wound up offending Muslims.
Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 17, 2019 10:08 AM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: blaster at April 17, 2019 10:08 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
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story => fable
Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2019 10:08 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 17, 2019 09:58 AM (xfb67)
The term "black birds" is racist, it's "fowl of color".
Posted by: Bird Justice Warriors at April 17, 2019 10:09 AM (Tr9jL)
https://twitter.com/ThinGrayLine01/status/
1118292952084885505
Claims she was joking. [Note: the story linked in the tweet translating her tweet is in French.]
Posted by: andycanuck at April 17, 2019 10:10 AM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Master Po at April 17, 2019 10:10 AM (+IOFD)
Tis the story of Cain slewing Abel,
Now'days hipster preachers alter the
For Abel's gift, God was glad,
Not so with Cain's, He was mad,
Because the off'ring was not farm to table!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 17, 2019 10:10 AM (PhKmN)
Posted by: Dr_No at April 17, 2019 10:11 AM (imDUY)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2019 10:11 AM (m45I2)
Unless it was written by Sid Blumenthal.
Posted by: Shep Booty-Gig at April 17, 2019 10:11 AM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 17, 2019 10:11 AM (PhKmN)
108 They're closing schools all over Denver metro because of a Florida Woman allegedly threatening to re-enact Columbine on its anniversary today.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 17, 2019 09:55 AM (+/7JY)
Florida Woman: the only thing more dangerous than Florida Man.
[Ducks, runs serpentine]
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 17, 2019 10:11 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 17, 2019 10:03 AM (a2xio)
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A rainbow minaret might be.... problematic.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 17, 2019 10:06 AM (8g9zh)
Ssssshhhh! Don't tell them! I wanna see how this plays out.
We already got the feminazis embracing the hijab. I really really want to see how far this can go.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 17, 2019 10:11 AM (a2xio)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2019 10:12 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 17, 2019 10:12 AM (rxtQa)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2019 10:12 AM (m45I2)
*****
In fact just this morning I rhymed back and hack with 'pants' (instead of 'slacks')
Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2019 10:13 AM (m45I2)
....
Lol.
Yes, that's what I meant to type.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 17, 2019 10:11 AM (PhKmN)
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Just blame auto-cucumber
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 17, 2019 10:13 AM (8g9zh)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 17, 2019 10:14 AM (rxtQa)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2019 10:15 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2019 10:15 AM (m45I2)
My old German customer was based in Cologne and he used to take me to a German restaurant that was right next to the Church. It's really impressive but doesn't get the PR of Notre Dame.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2019 10:08 AM (/tuJf)
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My own favorite church is San Giovanni in Rome.
It's the pope's parish and has statues of all the apostles. They're carrying their methods of death, including St. Bartholomew who's holding his skin in his arms because he was skinned alive.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 17, 2019 10:15 AM (oh/Sd)
I'm becoming a big fan of Steven Crowder. He's evolved a bit in the last 2 years. Today's video looks to be really good.
btw, I had no idea how tall Crowder is -- he's like 6'4". I thought the was a pipsqueak.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 17, 2019 10:16 AM (MHWVX)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2019 10:11 AM (m45I2)
... to Chance.
Early 20th century double play combination.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 17, 2019 10:16 AM (a2xio)
I'm becoming a big fan of Steven Crowder. He's evolved a bit in the last 2 years. Today's video looks to be really good.
btw, I had no idea how tall Crowder is -- he's like 6'4". I thought the was a pipsqueak.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 17, 2019 10:16 AM (MHWVX)
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Dude works out.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 17, 2019 10:17 AM (oh/Sd)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 17, 2019 10:14 AM (rxtQa)
Cain was ravin', "the rooks, the rooks are in flight".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 17, 2019 10:17 AM (TfwlC)
A local birder, who manages Wild Birds Unlimited here, wrote in her weekly newspaper column about her own blue birds' eggs not being viable because of the severe cold snap we had a few weeks ago. The birds have quit coming to the nesting box, so I'm hoping if I remove the nest and eggs, they'll rebuild and lay eggs again.
*sad face*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2019 10:18 AM (ptqGC)
I'm becoming a big fan of Steven Crowder. He's evolved a bit in the last 2 years. Today's video looks to be really good.
btw, I had no idea how tall Crowder is -- he's like 6'4". I thought the was a pipsqueak.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 17, 2019 10:16 AM (MHWVX)
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Not only that he's part of the cultural zeitgeist now with his Change My Mind series becoming a popular meme.
Posted by: Augustine at April 17, 2019 10:19 AM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 17, 2019 10:19 AM (+/7JY)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 17, 2019 10:15 AM (oh/Sd)
Poor bastard. Must have had nowhere to hide.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 17, 2019 10:19 AM (TfwlC)
It's the pope's parish and has statues of all the apostles. They're carrying their methods of death, including St. Bartholomew who's holding his skin in his arms because he was skinned alive.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 17, 2019 10:15 AM (oh/Sd)
Michaelangelo painted St Bart into The Last Judgement, and put his own face on the flayed skin. If memory serves, it's Michaelangelo's only self-portrait.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 17, 2019 10:19 AM (veoSD)
Minaret.
For the Inclusion.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 17, 2019 10:19 AM (qNS03)
I'm knocking around ideas for the cover to my next book, and I've come across this painting:
https://tinyurl.com/y2vpz7xu
"Village on Fire" by Franciszek Kostrzewski
I cannot for the life of me find a larger version. Does anyone have any idea where I might be able to find something? Google Image search is giving me no better than that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 17, 2019 10:20 AM (oh/Sd)
Mourning by the French artist William Bouguereau. He is an amazing
painter regard to technique IMO. I don't know if he's been featured on
the art thread before.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 17, 2019 10:12 AM (rxtQa)
Well executed, but the guy sure did seem to like twisting human bodies into pretzels. If Bouguereau (buy some consonants, fella) didn't invent twister, then I don't know who did.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 17, 2019 10:21 AM (a2xio)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 17, 2019 10:19 AM (+/7JY)
It would be more fun with a 1200 cc V-twin.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 17, 2019 10:22 AM (TfwlC)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cnp_731gw3w
Posted by: Augustine at April 17, 2019 10:23 AM (BDZWU)
https://twitter.com/ezralevant/status/
1118298269308919808
Posted by: andycanuck at April 17, 2019 10:23 AM (Dh1wo)
https://tinyurl.com/yxavlcat
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 17, 2019 09:46 AM (wYseH)
Jeez. I hope everyone who was involved in that was thoroughly embarrassed.
Posted by: m at April 17, 2019 10:23 AM (ysOGz)
Posted by: josephistan at April 17, 2019 10:24 AM (7HtZB)
45 I would also point out that Obama's favorite bible verse (as he claimed) is the one containing "Am I my brother's keeper?"
The utterance of a murderer, in response to God.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at April 17, 2019 09:45 AM (w7KSn)
I wish to point out that the JEF perverted it to "I am my brother's keeper", all in the service of government handouts, of course. I despise him for that continuous and deliberate mischaracterization.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 17, 2019 10:24 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 17, 2019 10:24 AM (MHWVX)
His Dante and Virgil in Hell painting is an example of that. I think of course he's portraying pain with the twisting.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 17, 2019 10:25 AM (rxtQa)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 17, 2019 10:25 AM (3RKQd)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cnp_731gw3w
Posted by: Augustine at April 17, 2019 10:23 AM (BDZWU)
You can also find videos of Milo Y. camping it up in drag as Ilhan Omar. Kind of funny, but he tends to run long.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 17, 2019 10:25 AM (TfwlC)
My dad used the hose to chase a squirrel away from it but a few days later we found the broken and empty shells on the patio below it.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 17, 2019 10:26 AM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: kallisto at April 17, 2019 10:26 AM (RO8oH)
Alternate title: see nick ...
Posted by: The Media at April 17, 2019 10:26 AM (l0kRg)
Posted by: Tuna at April 17, 2019 10:27 AM (/3si+)
Posted by: Mets Fan at April 17, 2019 10:27 AM (VWiVo)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 17, 2019 10:27 AM (rxtQa)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 17, 2019 10:27 AM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 17, 2019 10:12 AM
I see someone's asking for a spork shiv.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 17, 2019 10:28 AM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: kallisto at April 17, 2019 10:26 AM (RO8oH)
Yeah I seem to remember The Wave but the art thread is not the only place I view art so it gets commingled in my mind.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 17, 2019 10:29 AM (rxtQa)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at April 17, 2019 10:30 AM (Q6yVp)
Posted by: kallisto at April 17, 2019 10:30 AM (RO8oH)
Trying limericks in front of the master,
For poor Bitter it wound up disaster,
He gave it a shot,
But to rhyme he forgot,
Something, something, something Denny Hastert.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 17, 2019 10:30 AM (PhKmN)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 17, 2019 10:31 AM (Ndje9)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 17, 2019 10:19 AM (veoSD)
M. sketched himself painting the Sistine Chapel, showing how he stood reaching up to paint, not on his back. He describes the paint dripping onto his beard, and the back and neck problems he suffered as a result. It's a sketch tho. Not as detailed as on the Last Judgement. A portrait of M. was done by Raphael (whom M. disliked) in his "School of Athens". He's depicted as Heraclitus.
Posted by: Kris at April 17, 2019 10:31 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 17, 2019 10:25 AM (3RKQd)
https://tinyurl.com/yybt94rw
Posted by: Vincent Van Gogh at April 17, 2019 10:31 AM (VWiVo)
Posted by: kallisto at April 17, 2019 10:33 AM (RO8oH)
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See IM Pei at the Louvre.
Will it have a crystal pyramid on top and an all seeing eye?
Actually using modern materials I'd be okay with a Transparent/Translucent spire, if the inside of the spire was illuminated and you could see, for example, a holographic 3d image of Christ on the cross at night. And during the day, the sunlight would make the spire sparkle like a jewel.
Yes it would be like putting a cowboy hat on a nun.
Of course they'll do something ridiculous. Original sin and all, pride. We can make it better!
Posted by: The Media at April 17, 2019 10:33 AM (l0kRg)
Posted by: Kris at April 17, 2019 10:33 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at April 17, 2019 10:33 AM (ekmuQ)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. CBD is playing with Fire me thinks what with his choice of other art.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 17, 2019 10:34 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 17, 2019 10:34 AM (JgA4k)
Now I go to Whatfinger which is somewhat more rudimentary, but it is basically conservative. I have it as an app on my phone. It has lots of links, many around the world.
Posted by: Charlotte the sailor at April 17, 2019 09:58 AM (APMW0
Just tried it. iPhone started heating up from trying to deal with all the script. No thanks.
Posted by: Sooner at April 17, 2019 10:34 AM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 17, 2019 10:22 AM (TfwlC)
But the fun part is the pedal-assist mode. You crank the pedals just a couple of times and expecting the same result as a regular bike, you shoot off like a rocket. It makes you feel like Superman - look what I did with a couple of pedals!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 17, 2019 10:34 AM (+/7JY)
Sure, there's no evidence Notre Dame fire was terrorism, but what evidence is there that Trump colluded with Putin in 2016 (or ever)? What evidence that "A Climate of Right Wing Hate in Dallas circa 1963" convinced a commie to kill JFK? What evidence GWB KNEW there was no WMD in Iraq (rather than just played up some ambiguous evidence into a primary talking point)?
But all that sort of stuff no only gets aired out in the MSM regularly, it's more or less accepted MSM consensus opinion.
And let's not even get started on the nutty stuff minority interest groups regularly spout without much if any MSM pushback/shaming. We can't contemplate the Notre Dame fire as terrorism (too nutty, could never happen), but Farrakhan thinking white people are the product on an ancient evil scientist ... well, let's hear him out. Jussie tells us roving gangs of MAGA hats are going around the country terrorizing minor gay "celebrities," this must be investigated!
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at April 17, 2019 10:36 AM (hdzef)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 17, 2019 10:34 AM (JgA4k)
You know the bad a small fire at the mosque ( mosque compound) in Jerusalem at the same time as the Notre Dame Fire?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 17, 2019 10:36 AM (rxtQa)
Any "modern" upgrades to Notre Dame, particularly under the guise of "inclusiveness", will be trite and banal, chiefly from the "too many cooks spoil the broth" phenomenon.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 17, 2019 10:36 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 17, 2019 10:37 AM (rxtQa)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 17, 2019 10:37 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: vivi at April 17, 2019 10:37 AM (11H2y)
Posted by: JTB at April 17, 2019 10:38 AM (bmdz3)
Posted by: m at April 17, 2019 10:38 AM (ysOGz)
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I'm guessing the crescent moon at the top will be a clue.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 17, 2019 10:38 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: josephistan at April 17, 2019 10:38 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 17, 2019 10:39 AM (qNS03)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 17, 2019 10:39 AM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 17, 2019 10:39 AM (2LelM)
Think minaret.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 17, 2019 10:39 AM (3RKQd)
The new Notre Dame minaret will be in the shape of a lovely brown turgid penis, with large Prince Albert finished in Saudi gold.
Posted by: Biggus Dickus at April 17, 2019 10:39 AM (LgWww)
Minaret.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2019 10:41 AM (dDUXP)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 17, 2019 10:41 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 17, 2019 10:43 AM (bcbK8)
"US military not happy about Chi-Com intervention in Venezuela, Chi-Coms
not happy about us criticizing their being there (fuck off, Hop Sing)""
lolol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 17, 2019 10:43 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 17, 2019 10:43 AM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 17, 2019 10:41 AM (2LelM)
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Because Notre Dame is a symbol of France in general, I believe that France's dormant, but very strong, sense of nationalistic pride will win out and we'll end up with pretty much a recreation of what came before.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 17, 2019 10:43 AM (XSSCs)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 17, 2019 10:43 AM (JFO2v)
@AOC
Surprise!
For months we've been working on a very special + secret #GreenNewDeal project.
Now it's ready to drop tomorrow morning.
Here's a sneak peek
https://tinyurl.com/yyob8hc8
The 'sneak peek' is a bunch of pics...mostly of her.
Posted by: Tami at April 17, 2019 10:43 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 17, 2019 10:44 AM (rxtQa)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 17, 2019 10:44 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 17, 2019 09:41 AM (VpIIl)
Rainbow Dildo Minaret
Posted by: Surfperch at April 17, 2019 10:44 AM (Tr9jL)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 17, 2019 10:45 AM (3RKQd)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 17, 2019 10:36 AM (rxtQa)
And, in a shocking lapse of protocol or something, the head imam of the mosque attributed the fire to some kids playing in a shed, and not to the Israelis.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 17, 2019 10:45 AM (TfwlC)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 17, 2019 10:41 AM (2LelM)
Someone in the US with a lot of land and a large stand of mature oak trees is about to make a shit ton of money.
Posted by: Sooner at April 17, 2019 10:46 AM (Fs5vw)
I agree.. Don't see it being made "modern" except for safety features that won't be noticeable.
Posted by: It's me donna at April 17, 2019 10:46 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 17, 2019 10:46 AM (rxtQa)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 17, 2019 10:44 AM (rxtQa)
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Prediction:
There will be talk of inclusivity, but the work itself will end up recreating the damaged parts as close as possible.
The re-opening ceremony will include more shibboleths of the secular left than actual Catholics, and everyone will talk heavily about how all races, creeds, genders, sexes, hair colors, and toe lengths (the next great civil rights issue to pop up in 2021 and rage for a decade) are welcome.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 17, 2019 10:46 AM (oh/Sd)
Posted by: davidt at April 17, 2019 10:46 AM (+IOFD)
Democrat town hall meeting.
Posted by: saf at April 17, 2019 10:46 AM (5IHGB)
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Yeah, well, as it turns out, France decided they own all of the churches built before something like 1905, and it would appear to be managed by something like the Friends of Notre Dame charity. The government allows the Caholic church to use it. So yeah, they can make a freaking dildo minaret up there if they want.
Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 17, 2019 10:47 AM (Z3zSO)
________________
The very idea of rebuilding the cathedral to make it more "inclusive" or "multicultural" is ludicrous.
Muslims believe that Christianity is a pack of lies. So we're supposed to invite muslims in to Christian places of worship or let them have a say in the design? How insane is that? It's blasphemous to Christianity.
Furthermore, the koran instructs muslims that they should not be friends with Christians or Jews, so why would muslims want to worship in a Christian cathedral, or help design it, in the first place, other than for some subversive purpose?
Then there is the matter of the strictly-enforced exclusivity of muslim mosques. Christians and Jews are not allowed in them. In fact, non-muslims are not allowed to even enter the city of Mecca, and they are also not allowed in the town square in Medina.
So what's ours is theirs, and what's theirs is theirs (and ONLY theirs) too. Yeah, that's so "inclusive" and "tolerant" and "multicultural."
Macron and the rest of the muzzie-panderers and GF themselves.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 17, 2019 10:47 AM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at April 17, 2019 10:47 AM (7mnfd)
Well, the good folks at the European Commission haven't gotten their hands on it yet.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 17, 2019 10:48 AM (3RKQd)
Democrat town hall meeting.
Posted by: saf at April 17, 2019 10:46 AM (5IHGB)
[Golf clap]
I see Bernie trying to hit Buttgig with the rock while Kameltoe and the rest circle overhead, waiting to feast on the carcass.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 17, 2019 10:49 AM (RD7QR)
I just slammed him back asking how in the world he didn't grasp that "people" were in and using "motor vehicles." That that's the POINT of "motor vehicles." I think we may have reached peak stupid.
Posted by: dagny at April 17, 2019 10:49 AM (nRWPy)
Yes that was surprising that a conspiracy theory didn't spread and take hold immediately. The damage was minimal so it's likely it won't happen especially with the Iman's statement .
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 17, 2019 10:49 AM (rxtQa)
I worked at a Burger King through college, and for about a year we had a Muslim woman working in the kitchen with us. Her scruples didn't prevent her from doing any work, and we all liked her.
Anyway, one evening we're together on a slow day and she begins talking about how much she likes this pink round sliced stuff we have. I've seen her sneak pieces to eat here and there but I've never said anything. So, I finally just say, "You know that's ham, right?"
"I've never eaten it," she suddenly says with a look of sheer terror in her eyes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 17, 2019 10:50 AM (oh/Sd)
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Have you met Macron yet?
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 17, 2019 10:50 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 17, 2019 10:44 AM (rxtQa)
I've read that too. Apparently the entire cathedral was photographed and measured in minute detail.
Posted by: rickl at April 17, 2019 10:50 AM (xjiRE)
https://nypost.com/2019/04/13/this-tiny-election-proves-trumps-coalition-is-alive-and-well/
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 17, 2019 10:50 AM (JFO2v)
Judgement, and put his own face on the flayed skin. If memory serves,
it's Michaelangelo's only self-portrait.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 17, 2019 10:19 AM (veoSD)
M. sketched himself painting the Sistine Chapel, showing how he
stood reaching up to paint, not on his back. He describes the paint
dripping onto his beard, and the back and neck problems he suffered as a
result. It's a sketch tho. Not as detailed as on the Last Judgement. A
portrait of M. was done by Raphael (whom M. disliked) in his "School of
Athens". He's depicted as Heraclitus.
Posted by: Kris at April 17, 2019 10:31 AM (OyyDO)
That place was frigging amazing. To see it in person was just unreal. My favorite was the cardinal or bishop that M painted right over the door that shows him wrapped in a snake and the snake biting him right on the dick. The story was that this cardinal, who didn't like M in the first place, brought in another painter to paint loin cloths on some of the people in the painting, and of course they are out of place. M retaliated by painting the cardinal with the snake right over the door so everybody has to see it as they walk out. The cardinal freaks out when he sees it and complains to the pope who tells him something along the lines of "well you have obviously been condemned to hell and I have no power over hell, sooo...." Funny dude that M.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 17, 2019 10:51 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 17, 2019 10:51 AM (+fPHo)
I worked at a Burger King through college, and for about a year we had a Muslim woman working in the kitchen with us. Her scruples didn't prevent her from doing any work, and we all liked her.
Anyway, one evening we're together on a slow day and she begins talking about how much she likes this pink round sliced stuff we have. I've seen her sneak pieces to eat here and there but I've never said anything. So, I finally just say, "You know that's ham, right?"
"I've never eaten it," she suddenly says with a look of sheer terror in her eyes.
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Don't tell her Imam or husband, unless you want to.
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 17, 2019 10:51 AM (2LelM)
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Well, I don't often agree with Nanzi but . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 17, 2019 10:51 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Vic at April 17, 2019 10:00 AM (mpXpK
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Considering that every single one of Cain's descendants were wiped out in the Flood, leaving only Noah's family (descended from Seth) alive, those people are clearly wildly mistaken.
Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at April 17, 2019 10:52 AM (adsVM)
Posted by: dagny at April 17, 2019 10:52 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2019 10:52 AM (Y+V3r)
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True. The downside is the cost of Bourbon will go up.
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 17, 2019 10:53 AM (2LelM)
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Well, I don't often agree with Nanzi but . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 17, 2019 10:51 AM (+y/Ru)
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She means the entire idea of the Living Constitution.
If Trump gets re-elected, he's pretty much guaranteed to replace at least one more liberal on SCOTUS with a conservative. What happens to the arguments that revolve around precedent that flies in the face of original intent then?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 17, 2019 10:53 AM (oh/Sd)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 17, 2019 10:53 AM (O2RFr)
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Have you met Macron yet?
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 17, 2019 10:50 AM (2LelM)
Macron will probably be out on his ass before the real restoration work is started.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 17, 2019 10:53 AM (TfwlC)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 17, 2019 10:50 AM (oh/Sd)
Poor girl.
Posted by: Someguy at April 17, 2019 10:53 AM (HUFx8)
Posted by: dagny at April 17, 2019 10:52 AM (nRWPy)
It appears we Jews are now sharing many of our joints with the koreans
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2019 10:54 AM (Y+V3r)
Posted by: dagny at April 17, 2019 10:52 AM (nRWPy)
Yeah, most Episcopalians and Presbyterians are just plain old social gospel Protestants. They don't seem to understand that the moment the Imam set foot in their churches they instantly got claimed for the Umma.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 17, 2019 10:54 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: West at April 17, 2019 10:54 AM (7Fa8Y)
Posted by: kallisto at April 17, 2019 10:55 AM (RO8oH)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 17, 2019 10:50 AM (oh/Sd)
Poor girl.
Posted by: Someguy at April 17, 2019 10:53 AM (HUFx
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I always assumed that she knew what it was but was one of those Muslims that doesn't take the pork limitations on her diet seriously. I trust people to know what they're doing, essentially.
I like to imagine that that taste of pork led her to abandoning Islam, but she quit the job a few months later and we never heard from her again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 17, 2019 10:55 AM (oh/Sd)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 17, 2019 10:55 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 17, 2019 10:55 AM (JFO2v)
I do too ... I think it portrays the story well
Posted by: It's me donna at April 17, 2019 10:55 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 17, 2019 10:56 AM (qNS03)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 17, 2019 10:56 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 17, 2019 10:53 AM (O2RFr)
[eyeroll] There will be redactions. The redactions will be "hiding something." The fact that the import of the redactions can be inferred from context will be ignored. The Earth will turn and Trump will run for reelection next year.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 17, 2019 10:56 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: kallisto at April 17, 2019 10:56 AM (RO8oH)
I like to imagine that that taste of pork led her to abandoning Islam, but she quit the job a few months later and we never heard from her again.
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If it were country ham she would have converted to a Baptist on the spot.
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 17, 2019 10:57 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2019 10:57 AM (NLLmE)
Listen to this girls story.
#WalkAway from the party of hate!
https://tinyurl.com/y6o4urj3
(It's 2 mins. long but there's clearly more. I'm looking for the full video.)
Posted by: Tami at April 17, 2019 10:57 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 17, 2019 10:58 AM (0rsWa)
Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2019 10:57 AM (NLLmE)
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Punchable face.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 17, 2019 10:58 AM (oh/Sd)
Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2019 10:57 AM (NLLmE)
Right? Maybe he cried when he saw the trailer for the final Star Wars episode and Cain just lost it. Totally defensible.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 17, 2019 10:58 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 17, 2019 10:58 AM (2LelM)
"US military not happy about Chi-Com intervention in Venezuela, Chi-Coms
not happy about us criticizing their being there (fuck off, Hop Sing)""
lolol
Indeed! The Russians and Chinese are both putting themselves into a classically bad situation - it's one thing to support a dictatorship that has a firm grip on things; but to send just a few soldiers to try and prop up a ruler in a country that's collapsing is a disastrous move, one that the US has made several times.
I strongly suspect that the Russians are there for only one reason, and that's to guarantee the gold bullion shipments back to Moscow, in payment on the billions that Putin has loaned to Maduro.
I wonder if Maduro has figured out yet how much trouble he's gonna be in when the gold runs out. He may have enough to buy support for a year - but no more, especially as his oil biz continues to collapse.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 17, 2019 10:59 AM (Kpl3J)
I understand perfectly Islam's perfect example of the violation of the 2nd and third laws of common thought the law of contradiction and the law of the excluded middle
Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at April 17, 2019 10:59 AM (7mnfd)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 17, 2019 11:00 AM (qNS03)
Posted by: Tami at April 17, 2019 10:57 AM (cF8AT)
Found it...
https://tinyurl.com/y6o4urj3
Posted by: Tami at April 17, 2019 11:00 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2019 11:00 AM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 17, 2019 09:41 AM (VpIIl)
The spire was added in the 19th century, it is not original. The debate I heard this morning was whether or not to reconstruct something that was in debate 150 years ago as to whether it should be added.
A friend of mine posted a video on their facebook page this morning of the interior taken yesterday by one of the firemen/inspectors. Amazing damage, but also amazing what wasn't lost.
Regarding the 3D software, there was a report on FBN yesterday and an interview with an online gaming maker who said that the 3D software was made by one of the companies that produces the Game of Thrones? software. They spent two years mapping every single stone, brick and detail of the entire cathedral on this software , and he felt that would be invaluable for the reconstruction.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 17, 2019 11:00 AM (9rG4H)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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At least they are Christians
Posted by: lin-duh in keto @ werk at April 17, 2019 11:00 AM (9iLHi)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 17, 2019 10:58 AM (2LelM)
Uff da. Glad I left commenting there when Nolte left the first time
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 17, 2019 11:00 AM (bcbK8)
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Murdock's sons are in charge now. You will see a lot of Fox personalities showing some leg from here on. I hear one of the sons suck cock.
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 17, 2019 11:01 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 17, 2019 11:01 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2019 10:57 AM (NLLmE)
Right? Maybe he cried when he saw the trailer for the final Star Wars episode and Cain just lost it. Totally defensible.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 17, 2019 10:58 AM (RD7QR)
No one's ever REALLY gone
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 17, 2019 11:01 AM (bcbK8)
weird..... i went over and asked what his given name was....
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 17, 2019 11:02 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2019 10:11 AM (m45I2)
... to Chance.
Early 20th century double play combination.
still not certain what any of it has to do with inspector morse.
Posted by: Anachronda at April 17, 2019 11:02 AM (sGtp+)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/327900/
Posted by: steevy at April 17, 2019 11:02 AM (BXMxN)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 17, 2019 11:02 AM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 17, 2019 11:01 AM (AM1GF)
Explains why he couldn't push those rocks off.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 17, 2019 11:02 AM (0rsWa)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 17, 2019 10:51 AM (9Om/r)
I have never been to Rome. I would love to see the Sistine Chapel, but I hear it's always crowded and you only get a few minutes inside. Pity. For me, the Last Judgement is M.'s the superior of the two, but only slightly. The Cardinal is depicted as Minos, the gatekeeper of Hell. However many times his tail twists around his body is the circle of Hell to which the soul is condemned.
Another fantastic depiction of damnation is Gisilbertus's "Last Judgement" at Autun Cathedral.
Posted by: Kris at April 17, 2019 11:03 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 17, 2019 11:01 AM (AM1GF)
Backwards. Cain was the carrot muncher.
Posted by: Someguy at April 17, 2019 11:03 AM (HUFx8)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 17, 2019 11:04 AM (0rsWa)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 17, 2019 11:02 AM (0rsWa)
Cain was just giving his sickly brother a dose of essential minerals, but got over-enthusiastic with it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 17, 2019 11:04 AM (TfwlC)
Posted by: Vic at April 17, 2019 10:00 AM (mpXpK )
Shows what you know - the Mark of Cain was when God turned him WHITE!
Posted by: Spike Lee at April 17, 2019 11:04 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: kallisto lolcat at April 17, 2019 11:05 AM (RO8oH)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 17, 2019 11:02 AM (0rsWa)
Cain was just giving his sickly brother a dose of essential minerals, but got over-enthusiastic with it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 17, 2019 11:04 AM (TfwlC)
"Have some" [wham] "freakin'" [wham] "CALCIUM!"
Posted by: Cain, enthusiastic supplement provider at April 17, 2019 11:06 AM (RD7QR)
I thought that's where gingers came from.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 17, 2019 11:07 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at April 17, 2019 10:52 AM (adsVM)
That was a tactful way of putting it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 17, 2019 11:08 AM (FSPNP)
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Well, I don't often agree with Nanzi but . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 17, 2019 10:51 AM (+y/Ru)
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She means the entire idea of the Living Constitution.
If Trump gets re-elected, he's pretty much guaranteed to replace at least one more liberal on SCOTUS with a conservative. What happens to the arguments that revolve around precedent that flies in the face of original intent then?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Someone needs to demand proof of life from RBG. 5 months without a live sighting is bullshit.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2019 11:08 AM (dDUXP)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 17, 2019 11:01 AM (AM1GF)
Backwards. Cain was the carrot muncher.
Posted by: Someguy
Huh. Don't know why I had that turned around.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 17, 2019 11:08 AM (AM1GF)
I heard she was seen running the Boston Marathon
Posted by: It's me donna at April 17, 2019 11:09 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: steevy at April 17, 2019 11:09 AM (BXMxN)
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The problem with a "living breathing Constitution" is that progressive rulers will choke your liberties to death with it.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 17, 2019 11:10 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2019 11:10 AM (NLLmE)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 17, 2019 10:50 AM (oh/Sd)
Poor girl.
Posted by: Someguy at April 17, 2019 10:53 AM
When I was stationed in Turkey sumpin' sumpin' years ago, we had a Turkish-American Day complete with BarBQ and games. It was fun. Lots of beer and wine and such. We had all beef hot dogs and hamburgers on the grill. The Turks were slipping to the back of the BBQ pit to grab some extra meat to take home. The cook noticed this and mentioned what the name Hamburger meant.
No more thieving.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 17, 2019 11:10 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at April 17, 2019 10:52 AM (adsVM)
That was a tactful way of putting it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 17, 2019 11:08 AM (FSPNP)
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Thanks; it took some typing and deleting, but tact conquered in the end. *twitch*
Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at April 17, 2019 11:11 AM (adsVM)
This is true. Also when you tour the Vatican museum you don't get to wander around, you follow a forced route. By the time you get to the Sistine Chapel (the last stop) you've walked a mile and been beaten into sensory overload.
The Vatican, and most of Rome since rococo, believes that an inch of bare space on a wall is a sin, so everything is plastered head to toe with trinkets and tschatchkes and bling.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 17, 2019 11:11 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 17, 2019 11:09 AM (O2RFr)
Actually article said someone saw heatwaves caused as she flashed by
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 17, 2019 11:11 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2019 11:10 AM (NLLmE)
Bet that was a neat trick.
Posted by: BignJames at April 17, 2019 11:11 AM (ykq7q)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 17, 2019 11:11 AM (elsTe)
I heard she was seen running the Boston Marathon
Posted by: It's me donna at April 17, 2019 11:09 AM
******
Right there in numerous videos on ND. She's seen with water hoses slung over both shoulders hauling them from the tanker trucks to the firemen.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 17, 2019 11:12 AM (0tfLf)
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Install a Dash Cam. They don't cost much and they record all activities surrounding a car. Call the cops and deliver the evidence. Not hard for the cops to review a parking lots' surveillance to find out what car the idiot was driving and its license tag number.
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 17, 2019 11:12 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: dagny at April 17, 2019 11:12 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 17, 2019 11:12 AM (FSPNP)
Would your victim's arms stay up like that once he's dead?
Just curious.
Posted by: some meticulous planner at April 17, 2019
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. . .
Maybe, if he had a condition like diabetes which would send him into rigor mortis almost immediately. But the simpler suggestion is that he isn't dead quite yet. Cain was about to drop the big rock on Abel's face when something interrupted him.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 17, 2019 11:13 AM (elsTe)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 17, 2019 11:01 AM (AM1GF)
Archaeologists have determined that 'vegan' is an old Akkadian word that means 'bad hunter.'
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 17, 2019 11:14 AM (t40If)
Umm... I guess you mean an AMERICAN version of Macron then? Because that guy is a FLAMER
Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 17, 2019 11:14 AM (Rarvo)
They will try to completely destroy what remains as the last pillar of the republic that they haven't completely corrupted.
Posted by: Sooner at April 17, 2019 11:14 AM (Fs5vw)
Mohammed Shtayyeh says Americans trying to force Palestinians to agree to an unacceptable peace proposal vows to reject financial blackmail says he intends to develop Palestinian agricultural, economic and education sectors, seek ways to reduce dependence on Israel
Lol
They are so fuckin stupid and never miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2019 11:15 AM (Y+V3r)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 17, 2019 11:12 AM (FSPNP)
Objection, your honor: the phrase 'gay version of Macron' is redundant.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 17, 2019 11:15 AM (t40If)
Shows what you know - the Mark of Cain was when God turned him WHITE!
Posted by: Spike Lee at April 17, 2019 11:04 AM (Kpl3J)
What I know has nothing to do with it.
Posted by: Vic at April 17, 2019 11:16 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Someguy at April 17, 2019 11:16 AM (HUFx8)
Posted by: steevy at April 17, 2019 11:17 AM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at April 17, 2019 10:52 AM (adsVM)
Who dis "Seth" person you speak of??? We no hear of "Seth". Perhaps mean Wu-Tang?
Posted by: Hop Sing at April 17, 2019 11:17 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 17, 2019 11:12 AM (FSPNP)
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He likes really old men?
Posted by: fixerupper at April 17, 2019 11:17 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 17, 2019 11:18 AM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Cain, enthusiastic supplement provider at April 17, 2019 11:18 AM (RD7QR)
Shows what you know - the Mark of Cain was when God turned him WHITE!
Posted by: Spike Lee at April 17, 2019 11:04 AM (Kpl3J)
What I know has nothing to do with it.
Posted by: Vic at April 17, 2019 11:16 AM (mpXpK)
You're pegging zero on the sense of humor scale.
Posted by: Tami at April 17, 2019 11:19 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 17, 2019 11:19 AM (8ZmvG)
Posted by: Someguy at April 17, 2019 11:16 AM (HUFx8
Nope. But the Palis like to get a jumps start on failure
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2019 11:19 AM (Y+V3r)
Posted by: mindful webworker with corgi whistle at April 17, 2019 11:19 AM (ElK6Q)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 17, 2019 11:21 AM (+y/Ru)
portrait of M. was done by Raphael (whom M. disliked) in his "School of
Athens". He's depicted as Heraclitus.
Posted by: Kris at April 17, 2019 10:31 AM (OyyDO)
M is shown with the big shoulders and barrel chest of a stone mason in that painting. Well suited to both his work history and personality.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, no recent arrests at April 17, 2019 11:24 AM (LISuA)
They knew what was coming and removed all of the stained glass and artwork to the countryside for safe storage. When I was at school there in 1980 there was still visible war damage to the facade.
An story which may or may not be true: I saw pictures of the Dom standing alone in the flattened rubble of Cologne and thought how thoughtful we were to leave that masterpiece intact.
Someone told me we left it up as a landmark to know where Cologne was when we did more bombing.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 17, 2019 10:03 AM
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There was a famous tank duel in 1945 on the very steps of Cologne cathedral when a US Pershing tank took on a German Panther.
Spoiler alert: It ended badly for the Germans.
Amazingly it was filmed.
https://youtu.be/NBI9d0-IfEM
Posted by: Rudi Von Starnberg at April 17, 2019 11:38 AM (OFzX4)
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Posted by: Goof at April 17, 2019 12:19 PM (MO30/)
is it safe?
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