Rep. Matt Gaetz Introduces Resolution to Remove Adam Schiff From the House Intelligence Committee and Revoke His Security Clearance... Called the "PENCIL Resolution"

PENCIL stands for Preventing Extreme Negligence With Classified Information Licences. It has nothing to do with his girlishly skinny neck, promise.

#BREAKING: Today I filed the “PENCIL Act,” expressing the sense of the House of Representatives that “Congressman Adam Schiff should be removed from the House Intelligence Committee and his security clearance immediately revoked.” pic.twitter.com/1FsMt6NUjr
— Rep. Matt Gaetz (@RepMattGaetz) April 11, 2019

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:24 PM

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1 1

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 12, 2019 12:24 PM (GBteo)

2 Pencil as in neck?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2019 12:25 PM (O2RFr)

3 LMAO.

Posted by: ShainS -- PhD candidate in Angry Orange Male studies at April 12, 2019 12:25 PM (WqPYg)

4 Top 10!

Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 12, 2019 12:25 PM (LgsIT)

5 This is what I love most about the Trump era. Anyone can dunk. Anyone can lead.

Posted by: trev006 at April 12, 2019 12:25 PM (6n54H)

6 'Bout time.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2019 12:25 PM (elsTe)

7

Isn't this kind of a waste of time since the Dems run the house?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2019 12:25 PM (aKsyK)

8 Let's hope more R's learn the great lesson of Trump -- FIGHT BACK!

Posted by: ShainS -- PhD candidate in Angry Orange Male studies at April 12, 2019 12:25 PM (WqPYg)

9 Schiff's pencil neck is a metaphor for his mind.

Posted by: woowoo at April 12, 2019 12:25 PM (cYWKd)

10 Trump has infected the rest of the GOP.

We shall reap the awesomeness for generations.

Posted by: El Kabong at April 12, 2019 12:25 PM (datdl)

11
EM PICKLED EGGS FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at April 12, 2019 12:25 PM (GEhPL)

12 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at April 12, 2019 12:26 PM (IXZGh)

13 Hahaha -

Fuck that bulbous headed idiot.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2019 12:26 PM (QPKL6)

14 He is learning from the master.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 12, 2019 12:26 PM (t6MX/)

15 Manning up? Well, wonders never cease.

We'll see who supports it.

Posted by: Sponge at April 12, 2019 12:26 PM (IXZGh)

16 This guy Gaetz it.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2019 12:26 PM (QPKL6)

17 He needs to add the DICK amendment. That actually isn't an acronym.

Posted by: Roy at April 12, 2019 12:26 PM (ABjxW)

18 Fred Blassie approves of the name of the Resolution.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 12, 2019 12:26 PM (OD2ni)

19 This is the result of President Trump's coarsening of the discourse.

Posted by: Brian Sideshow Stelter at April 12, 2019 12:27 PM (qSrMy)

20 We shall reap the awesomeness for generations."

Indeed. 'Tis a wonderful harvest.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 12, 2019 12:27 PM (6qErC)

21 Schiff for Brans is finally Schiff outta luck?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2019 12:27 PM (F3zBo)

22 Matt's a funny guy.

Posted by: Doctor Deplorable at April 12, 2019 12:27 PM (YIsx4)

23 Yea - It won't go anywhere - But Fuckin hilarious - The Pencil Act!
Winning!
Not tired of it yet!

Posted by: Screw 'Em at April 12, 2019 12:27 PM (7TkEw)

24 It's about time! This guy is a fucking lunatic.

Posted by: Fritz at April 12, 2019 12:27 PM (2Mnv1)

25 Somewhere, Rick Wilson is weeping about the trashy of state of political discourse...inbetween tweets about Melania being a whore and Ann Coulter enjoying anal.

Posted by: El Kabong at April 12, 2019 12:28 PM (datdl)

26
It actually refers to the shape of schiffforbrain's stools... reactive scar tissue formation, don't ya know...

Posted by: M K Brown at April 12, 2019 12:28 PM (UFLLM)

27 Why do they need a new law? If he mishandled classified information, treat him like some dip shit airman or submariner who mishandled classified info and give him a stretch in Leavenworth.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2019 12:28 PM (dDUXP)

28 Fred Blassie approves of the name of the Resolution.
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 12, 2019 12:26 PM (OD2ni)

I'm still lookin' for the guy supplyin the dimes.......

Posted by: Classy Freddie Blassie at April 12, 2019 12:28 PM (IXZGh)

29 Who replaced my regular Republicans with Folgers Crystals?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 12, 2019 12:28 PM (xfb67)

30 Nice.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2019 12:28 PM (PeJCI)

31 Now that's getting the GOP into the 21st century style politics!!

Have you seen the Trump campaign's limited edition Schifft-shirt? Pencil neck.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2019 12:29 PM (W+vEI)

32 *Snort* I see at least a few GOP reps know how to troll.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 12, 2019 12:29 PM (RD7QR)

33 I read the morning rant content then ended up missing the thread. THIS is why reading the content is counterproductive.

Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2019 12:29 PM (nRWPy)

34 This will incite violence against WOC.

Posted by: Ha at April 12, 2019 12:29 PM (MAstk)

35 That would be too sweet to happen. That guy is a walking liar and a security risk.

Posted by: Skip at April 12, 2019 12:29 PM (BbGew)

36 hahahhahahhahaha that's brilliant.....pencil!!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 12, 2019 12:29 PM (0O7c5)

37 So when will we see a good beating on the House floor?

heh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 12, 2019 12:29 PM (6qErC)

38 I was thinking an arrest warrant would be quicker.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 12, 2019 12:29 PM (YslsA)

39 They ought to reinstate dueling for House members.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 12, 2019 12:29 PM (0tfLf)

40 Cool.

Gee an actually leader in the White House who picks a direction makes a difference. Huh, who'd a thunk it?

...only us deplorables in flyoverlandia, that's who.

Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 12, 2019 12:30 PM (qC1Sy)

41 Nice theater, but will go nowhere.

Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 12:30 PM (fF3XF)

42 19 This is the result of President Trump's coarsening of the discourse.
Posted by: Brian Sideshow Stelter at April 12, 2019 12:27 PM (qSrMy)

And a lack of donuts.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 12, 2019 12:30 PM (RD7QR)

43 trolling is becoming the new national pass time.

heh

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 12, 2019 12:30 PM (d7Ww2)

44 16 This guy Gaetz it.
Posted by: garrett

17 He needs to add the DICK amendment. That actually isn't an acronym.
Posted by: Roy
------
The Horde never ceases to amaze.

* fistbump*

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at April 12, 2019 12:30 PM (umUl5)

45 Rush Limbaugh -- who originally coined the phrase "Adam 'Pencil-Neck' Schiff" -- will be reveling in this today during his show ...

Posted by: ShainS -- PhD candidate in Angry Orange Male studies at April 12, 2019 12:30 PM (WqPYg)

46 >>Isn't this kind of a waste of time since the Dems run the house?

See: Alinsky Rules #5, #6 and #13

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2019 12:30 PM (W+vEI)

47 regarding the sidebar on 'Unplanned', here are 2 other movies NOT categorized by Google as propaganda

The Triumph of The Will
The Eternal Jew

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 12, 2019 12:30 PM (NF7WJ)

48 39 They ought to reinstate dueling for House members.
Posted by: Diogenes

I doubt many of them have the wrist strength for pistols or swords.

Posted by: pep at April 12, 2019 12:31 PM (wW03z)

49

Schiffhead will skate, as they always do.

Posted by: M K Smith at April 12, 2019 12:31 PM (UFLLM)

50 41
Nice theater, but will go nowhere.

Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 12:30 PM (fF3XF)

SSDD for the GOP.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 12, 2019 12:31 PM (jxbfJ)

51 So when will we see a good beating on the House floor?

Scalise with a knout in the cloak room leaving Schiff leaking blood on the floor?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2019 12:31 PM (F3zBo)

52 is this something that will work?

Posted by: willow at April 12, 2019 12:31 PM (r/xAU)

Posted by: M K Smith at April 12, 2019 12:31 PM (UFLLM)

54 Schiff says "his truth" is truthier.

Posted by: navybrat swimming upstream at April 12, 2019 12:31 PM (w7KSn)

55 How about a CANAL Act?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 12, 2019 12:31 PM (t6MX/)

56 WHY DOES EVERYTHING LOOK LIKE A CARTOON?
DID SOMEBODY JUST SHOVE SOMETHING UP MY BUTT?

O O

Posted by: Adam Schiff on acid at April 12, 2019 12:32 PM (v0R5T)

57 Matt Gainzz

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 12, 2019 12:32 PM (AB9tT)

58 reading the content is counterproductive"

And fascist. Didn't you read the threads, too?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 12, 2019 12:32 PM (6qErC)

59 Look, Congressman Schiff did something, sometime.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at April 12, 2019 12:32 PM (Z216Q)

60 Is Schiff married to a female?

Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2019 12:32 PM (nRWPy)

61
Nice theater, but will go nowhere.
Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 12:30 PM (fF3XF)

Just enjoy the moment.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 12, 2019 12:32 PM (TAmPV)

62 Its very obvious that Schiff is irresponsible and careless at BEST with the intel he gets.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2019 12:32 PM (39g3+)

63 "Somewhere, Rick Wilson is weeping about the trashy of state of political discourse...inbetween tweets about Melania being a whore and Ann Coulter enjoying anal.
Posted by: El Kabong"

Rick Wilson is currently trashing Tulsi Gabbard's looks for daring to be critical of the Assange arrest. Of course, Wilson does not give two shits about what Assange is actually charged with, only that he cost Rick's precious Hillary the election.

The Glenn Greenwald/Michael Tracey types are going after Rick now which is pretty funny.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 12, 2019 12:32 PM (OD2ni)

64 Democrats
Incite
Crazy
Konspiracies

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2019 12:33 PM (F3zBo)

65 a knout"

Whip it. Whip it good.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 12, 2019 12:33 PM (6qErC)

66 48 39 They ought to reinstate dueling for House members.
Posted by: Diogenes

I doubt many of them have the wrist strength for pistols or swords.
Posted by: pep at April 12, 2019 12:31 PM (wW03z

---

Adam gets to play the banjo

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 12, 2019 12:33 PM (NF7WJ)

67 39
They ought to reinstate ~~dueling~~ tarring and feathering for House members.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 12, 2019 12:29 PM (0tfLf)

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 12, 2019 12:33 PM (t6MX/)

68 55 How about a CANAL Act?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 12, 2019 12:31 PM (t6MX/)

Corral And Neuter All Leftists

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 12, 2019 12:33 PM (RD7QR)

69 Jamal Khashoggi's son issues strange statement absolving Saudi crown prince and promising justice will be done

Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at April 12, 2019 12:33 PM (+/IpI)

70 46
>>Isn't this kind of a waste of time since the Dems run the house?

See: Alinsky Rules #5, #6 and #13

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2019 12:30 PM (W+vEI)

Yep
Mock...Mock like the wind!

They can't stand the mocking of their stupidity.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 12, 2019 12:33 PM (ymnmz)

71 No reasonable prosecutor would indict, because democrat.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 12, 2019 12:33 PM (xfb67)

72 I killed a man with a pencil. A pencil!

Posted by: John Wick at April 12, 2019 12:33 PM (/tuJf)

73 Here's the Schiff t-shirt

This is great branding.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6d84f3x

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2019 12:33 PM (W+vEI)

74
For Adam, the only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about. Or not blowing hobos behind the bus station. Either way.

Posted by: M K Jones - Wilde at April 12, 2019 12:33 PM (UFLLM)

75 12 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at April 12, 2019 12:26 PM (IXZGh)

Too soon sponge.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2019 12:33 PM (0rsWa)

76 Bring back the stocks.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at April 12, 2019 12:33 PM (FTPVM)

77 can we install stocks on the floor of congress?

rotten tomatoes and eggs in baskets?

closed circuit tv?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 12, 2019 12:33 PM (d7Ww2)

78 Don't know much about this guy, but still.....do my eyes deceive me? A GOPer with cajones?

It's almost noon, time for a beer.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 12, 2019 12:34 PM (SzCD0)

79 PENCIL stands for Preventing Extreme Negligence With Classified Information Licences. It has nothing to do with his girlishly skinny neck, promise.

-
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 12, 2019 12:34 PM (+y/Ru)

80 26,374.43 +231.38 (+0.89%)

Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at April 12, 2019 12:34 PM (PeJCI)

81 Make that an Assault Stock...

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2019 12:34 PM (F3zBo)

82 balrog,

great minds think alike

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 12, 2019 12:34 PM (d7Ww2)

83 The whole point is to troll Schiff. That's the joke, folks.

See Lizzy:
"See: Alinsky Rules #5, #6 and #13."
-Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2019 12:30 PM (W+vEI)

Finally, we get to poke the simple idiots and make them the butt of the joke.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 12, 2019 12:34 PM (Ckg4U)

84 LOL

Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2019 12:35 PM (BXMxN)

85 73 Here's the Schiff t-shirt

This is great branding.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6d84f3x
Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2019 12:33 PM (W+vEI)

LMAO. What a guy.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2019 12:35 PM (0rsWa)

86 Time this pencil-necked geek had his security
clearance erased.

If it ever gets to PDT to sign I want him to send Barr over personally to collect any and all security clearance badges.

And kick that Omar bitch in the ass as he's walking out.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at April 12, 2019 12:35 PM (8Ls/+)

87 So Gaetz is making mock of Adam?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 12, 2019 12:35 PM (gC2IV)

88 If we had an honest media, Schiff would have hounded out of office already after being pranked by those Russian dudes telling him they had nude photos of Trump -- played endlessly on national media for days.

Posted by: ShainS -- PhD candidate in Angry Orange Male studies at April 12, 2019 12:35 PM (WqPYg)

89 I very saddened that Trump has spread his coarseness to other Republicans. Democrats were always respectful to Republicans before Trump.

Posted by: David French at April 12, 2019 12:35 PM (OD2ni)

90 @TeamTrump

Little Pencil-Neck Adam Schiff

He spent two years knowingly and unlawfully lying and leaking. He should be forced to resign from Congress!

Everyone should buy a Pencil-Neck Adam Schiff shirt today!

BUY Now:

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2019 12:35 PM (W+vEI)

91 This is just too wonderful.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2019 12:35 PM (ptqGC)

92 PENCIL resolution? Bwahahaha! That is hysterical.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 12, 2019 12:35 PM (JoUsr)

93 Mock Schiff Soup?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2019 12:35 PM (F3zBo)

94 I liken this to pouring just a little salt on a slug.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 12, 2019 12:35 PM (Ckg4U)

95 69 Jamal Khashoggi's son issues strange statement absolving Saudi crown prince and promising justice will be done
Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at April 12, 2019 12:33 PM (+/IpI)

So I think the conversation was

SAUDI THUG: Issue this statement or we rape your camels and kill your wives.

KHASHOGGI THE ELDER: I'll do it! Just spare the camels!

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 12, 2019 12:36 PM (RD7QR)

96 The problem is that congress is set up in such a way that requires honor and responsible leadership in both parties, so they prevent scuzz like this from being in a position they can abuse their privileges. But as long as he keeps hurting the right people, the Democrats are not just going to allow him to continue, but praise and encourage him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2019 12:36 PM (39g3+)

97 90
@TeamTrump

Little Pencil-Neck Adam Schiff

He spent two years knowingly and unlawfully lying and leaking. He should be forced to resign from Congress!

Everyone should buy a Pencil-Neck Adam Schiff shirt today!

BUY Now:

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2019 12:35 PM (W+vEI)

Everyone should send his office a box of Ticonderoga' number two.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 12, 2019 12:36 PM (ymnmz)

98 Hopefully this PENCIL has an eraser.

Posted by: Caliban at April 12, 2019 12:36 PM (QE8X6)

99 If we had an honest media, Schiff would have hounded out of office already after being pranked by those Russian dudes telling him they had nude photos of Trump -- played endlessly on national media for days.

And were he a Republican, that's what would have happened. Instead he's praised and protected on 'comedy' late night shows and in the news.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2019 12:37 PM (39g3+)

100 Everyone should send his office a box of Ticonderoga' number two.

That's too dangerous, might put an eye out.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2019 12:37 PM (F3zBo)

101 Here's the Schiff t-shirt

This is great branding.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6d84f3x

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2019 12:33 PM (W+vEI)

Love it! His head should be a balloon, though.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2019 12:37 PM (ptqGC)

102 Honestly, we need a Federal Universal Comprehensive Knowledge Of Full Freedoms Act to cover citizen's response to Federal overreach...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 12, 2019 12:37 PM (AM1GF)

103 How about a CANAL Act?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 12, 2019 12:31 PM (t6MX/)

Corral And Neuter All Leftists
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 12, 2019 12:33 PM (RD7QR)

Neuter is the wrong way to sell it.

We could get them to vote for it, if we rephrased it as giving them taxpayer funding to indulge their transgender fantasies.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 12, 2019 12:37 PM (J+mig)

104 88 If we had an honest media, Schiff would have hounded out of office already after being pranked by those Russian dudes telling him they had nude photos of Trump -- played endlessly on national media for days.
Posted by: ShainS -- PhD candidate in Angry Orange Male studies at April 12, 2019 12:35 PM (WqPYg)

Nope. 1) California, and 2) Democrat. This is the state that repeatedly send Babs Boxer - then the dumbest sentient being ever elected to high office - to the Senate time and time again.

Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 12:37 PM (fF3XF)

105 94 I liken this to pouring just a little salt on a slug.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 12, 2019 12:35 PM (Ckg4U)

----------------

Dragged over tacks and dipped in rubbing alcohol.

H/T Rosebud, Bloom County.

Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 12, 2019 12:37 PM (qC1Sy)

106 Tell you what Adam, we will let you off scott free if you can swim across the Potomac and back.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at April 12, 2019 12:37 PM (FTPVM)

107 THE YOUNGER. Maybe I should just work at work.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 12, 2019 12:37 PM (RD7QR)

108
Everyone should buy a Pencil-Neck Adam Schiff shirt today!

BUY Now:

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2019 12:35 PM (W+vEI)

Everyone should send his office a box of Ticonderoga' number two.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 12, 2019 12:36 PM (ymnmz)

Order a pallet of them from amazon and have them delivered with a signature request.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 12, 2019 12:37 PM (ymnmz)

109 Why hasn't a reporter gotten in Schiff's face and asked if soliciting a British intelligence agent to obtain Russian-generated intelligence against a political opponent would be "collusion" with Russia to influence the election?

And, of course, whether everyone who aided Christopher Steele to do that very thing should be investigated?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at April 12, 2019 12:38 PM (koNhm)

110 103
How about a CANAL Act?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 12, 2019 12:31 PM (t6MX/)

Corral And Neuter All Leftists

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 12, 2019 12:33 PM (RD7QR)

Neuter is the wrong way to sell it.

We could get them to vote for it, if we rephrased it as giving them taxpayer funding to indulge their transgender fantasies.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 12, 2019 12:37 PM (J+mig)

Commies and Nevertrump Assemble on the Levee.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 12, 2019 12:38 PM (t6MX/)

111 When does the waterboarding of that Julian Assange guy from Wikileaks happen? Think they'll put it on CSPAN? Hope so.

Heard he smeared his crap all over the room he was staying in.
What a lovely house guest.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at April 12, 2019 12:38 PM (8Ls/+)

112 Well played. This guy Gaetz it.

Posted by: josephistan at April 12, 2019 12:39 PM (7HtZB)

113 Why hasn't a reporter gotten in Schiff's face and asked if soliciting a
British intelligence agent to obtain Russian-generated intelligence
against a political opponent would be "collusion" with Russia to
influence the election?

*GASP* Because that would be so....unseemly. Coarse, if you will.

--- Our "Betters"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2019 12:39 PM (ptqGC)

114 110 103
How about a CANAL Act?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 12, 2019 12:31 PM (t6MX/)

The homos will vote for it . . .

Posted by: The Man from Athens at April 12, 2019 12:39 PM (8Ls/+)

115
Too soon sponge.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2019 12:33 PM (0rsWa)

I just happened to be around for the nood call, so.....

Posted by: Sponge at April 12, 2019 12:39 PM (IXZGh)

116 7 Isn't this kind of a waste of time since the Dems run the house?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2019 12:25 PM (aKsyK)

It's symbolic. And embarrassing to Schitt. What can he say in his defense? Anything he says just keeps the embarrassment alive.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2019 12:39 PM (YqDXo)

117 How about a CANAL Act?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 12, 2019 12:31 PM (t6MX/)

Aynal Caynal?

Posted by: Sponge at April 12, 2019 12:40 PM (IXZGh)

118 Candace Owens saying "That wasn't what I said. That wasn't what I said at all. You didn't listen to what I said." With a surprised look on her face was terrific.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 12, 2019 12:40 PM (7+kRI)

119 Trump has infected the rest of the GOP.

-
Didja see that Jeffery Tobin referred to illegals as a "pestilence" in criticizing the Great Orange One?

https://bit.ly/2UcQaeq

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 12, 2019 12:40 PM (+y/Ru)

120 Re: me @41

I'm totally down with mocking Schiff-for-Brains mercilessly. This is long overdue and it would be awesome to make this pencil-necked, bug-eyed kiddle-diddler the face of the #Resistance and hang him around the neck of whomever the Donks settle-on as their standard bearer.

Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 12:40 PM (fF3XF)

121 A plea deal should be cut with Assange if he agrees to tell all on Seth Rich and his demise.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2019 12:40 PM (ptqGC)

122 26,374.43 +231.38 (+0.89%)"

Pi are squared?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 12, 2019 12:40 PM (6qErC)

123 Comey out acting like a retard STILL. "I don't know nutin' about no spyin'. Don't even know what dat word means."

How terrifying is it that he had power?

Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2019 12:40 PM (nRWPy)

124 Well played. This guy Gaetz it."

Yep. Standing up like that takes Gaetz.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 12, 2019 12:41 PM (6qErC)

125 I mean, the congressional gym is free, Stick Man.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 12, 2019 12:42 PM (tjEAM)

126 121 A plea deal should be cut with Assange if he agrees to tell all on Seth Rich and his demise.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2019 12:40 PM (ptqGC)

If Assange knows anything about Rich's death he'd better be in the Witness Protection Program because his days are numbered.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 12, 2019 12:42 PM (RD7QR)

127 How about a CANAL Act?

-
Or a Bucket of Lard Act to remove Nadler?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 12, 2019 12:42 PM (+y/Ru)

128 >>>>Rick Wilson is currently trashing Tulsi Gabbard's looks for daring to be critical of the Assange arrest. Of course, Wilson does not give two shits about what Assange is actually charged with, only that he cost Rick's precious Hillary the election.

His most recent column was more wailing about how Barr is evil and a threat to democracy and 'blah blah blah please stop banging my wife while I'm on Twitter for 16 hours a day.'

Galaxy brains with interdimensional thoughts. Nothing but the elite minds for Twitter.

Posted by: El Kabong at April 12, 2019 12:42 PM (datdl)

129 Comey out acting like a retard STILL. "I don't know nutin' about no spyin'. Don't even know what dat word means."

How terrifying is it that he had power?
Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2019 12:40 PM (nRWPy)

Choot 'em! Choot 'em now!!!!

Posted by: Troy Landry at April 12, 2019 12:42 PM (IXZGh)

130 Comey out acting like a retard STILL. "I don't know nutin' about no spyin'. Don't even know what dat word means." /i]

With some of those guys like Brennan, you can almost smell the fear emanating from them, they know what this might cost them. But Comey I think its in his own world, utterly deranged.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2019 12:42 PM (39g3+)

131 104
88 If we had an honest media, Schiff would have hounded out of office already
after being pranked by those Russian dudes telling him they had nude
photos of Trump -- played endlessly on national media for days.

Posted by: ShainS -- PhD candidate in Angry Orange Male studies at April 12, 2019 12:35 PM (WqPYg)

Nope. 1) California, and 2) Democrat. This is the state that
repeatedly send Babs Boxer - then the dumbest sentient being ever
elected to high office - to the Senate time and time again.

Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 12:37 PM (fF3XF)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I completely forgot this.

"Pranked" He colluded with Russian spy bots to change the outcome of the election!!!! Can I say that without evidence? Oh wait here's video of him saying it..... Film at 11.

He wasn't dupe willingly by Russian Spies. He was "pranked" just like Ashton Kutcher showed up.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 12, 2019 12:42 PM (ymnmz)

132 The Republican members of the committee all come in with candy apples on sticks.

Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2019 12:42 PM (BXMxN)

133 Could have just as well been the Penis Resolution

Posted by: freaked at April 12, 2019 12:43 PM (XXbWn)

134 WON'T GO ANYWHERE.

Posted by: Vic at April 12, 2019 12:43 PM (mpXpK)

135 Christopher Steele needs to be sharing a cell with Comey, Bubba and No Neck.

Seriously, why are they not in jail for lying to a federal judge and giving a federal judge information they knew to be false.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at April 12, 2019 12:43 PM (8Ls/+)

136 The progs' comments on Gaetz' Twitter feed are unhinged.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2019 12:44 PM (ptqGC)

137 He should read it in full from the floor, in case Schiff is having trouble sounding out the big words.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 12, 2019 12:44 PM (yL25O)

138 It's actually worse than spying.
It was fucking ENTRAPMENT i.e. sending out honey traps and dangling shiny objects hoping to get someone from the Trump campaign to show interest in Russkie info on Hillary, so they could then jump in with all their illegal spying.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at April 12, 2019 12:44 PM (koNhm)

139 Has a sitting Congressman ever been charged with national security breaches?

I'm just wondering if it's ever happened.

Posted by: Blago at April 12, 2019 12:44 PM (UfkIY)

140 WON'T GO ANYWHERE.
Posted by: Vic at April 12, 2019 12:43 PM (mpXpK)

Everyone knows this. However, it's now on the record and it embarrasses the crap out of Schiff for brains.

Good.

Posted by: Sponge at April 12, 2019 12:44 PM (IXZGh)

141 "WON'T GO ANYWHERE."
-Posted by: Vic at April 12, 2019 12:43 PM (mpXpK)

It's a joke, Vic. It is Restaurant-Quality Trolling, nothing more, nothing less.

...please make a note of it, Brother!

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 12, 2019 12:45 PM (Ckg4U)

142 Meanwhile the news is all screaming about a report that the Trump administration considered collecting up the flood of illegals and dumping them into sanctuary cities (as folks here suggested a few times).

And their response is... hilarious. Its a wall of outrage and "using politics to punish opponents!!!! waaahh!!!!"

Its like they cannot help themselves when the bait comes out, they dive in face first and take the biggest bite they can. They're proving his point.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2019 12:45 PM (39g3+)

143 I hate cutesy bill names but I'll allow this one because it's mean and hilarious.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 12, 2019 12:45 PM (GbPPJ)

144 LOVE it we need more Republicans like this - MAGA!

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at April 12, 2019 12:46 PM (2RvNA)

145 136 The progs' comments on Gaetz' Twitter feed are unhinged.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2019 12:44 PM (ptqGC)

I'm sure @jack is cleaning-up the death threats and other violent speech though, right?

Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 12:46 PM (fF3XF)

146 138
It's actually worse than spying.

It was fucking ENTRAPMENT i.e. sending out honey traps and dangling
shiny objects hoping to get someone from the Trump campaign to show
interest in Russkie info on Hillary, so they could then jump in with all
their illegal spying.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at April 12, 2019 12:44 PM (koNhm)

Yep. And Mueller faithfuls are still arguing that the Trump Tower setup iron clad proof of Russian collusion.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 12, 2019 12:46 PM (t6MX/)

147 Oh, I see Seth Mandel is running out to defend Ilhan Omar's giggly 9/11 comments. Or at least downplay them from silly barbarian Trumpers who don't understand the nuance of chuckling about the murder of 3000 Americans.

I think I'm starting to hate Ginger Ben Shapiro more than actual Ben Shapiro.

In fact, Ben Shapiro shall henceforth be known as 'Manly Seth Mandel.'

Posted by: El Kabong at April 12, 2019 12:46 PM (datdl)

148 Everyone should send his office a box of Ticonderoga' number two.

-
I always think of Schiff as number two.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 12, 2019 12:47 PM (+y/Ru)

149 I'd like to see 100,000 illegals dumped on Sacramento every month.

Posted by: freaked at April 12, 2019 12:47 PM (XXbWn)

150 Karma

Posted by: ALH at April 12, 2019 12:47 PM (uLuPn)

151 >>WON'T GO ANYWHERE.
Posted by: Vic

Maybe that's not the point.

Think this pisses off Schiff at a time when he's already feeling heat for all of his leaks as well as lies to the MSM about seeing ironclad evidence of Trump/Russia collusion? He takes himself quite seriously --- and this is a bullseye hit to his ego.

Clearly Gaetz is doing this in coordination with Trump. There's no way this is the only action taken on Schiff, just the distraction for him and for us while Trump team readies the next hit.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2019 12:47 PM (W+vEI)

152 I can't actually read WHY its
's called the pencil resolution.

is that meaningful to the context of the post?

Posted by: willow at April 12, 2019 12:47 PM (r/xAU)

153 Swallowwell, Schiff, Biden, and Comey all seem to have some sort of serious brain infraction. If you met any of them in the real world, you'd think they'd escaped from a group home for the retarded and plus you wouldn't let the kids near them.

It's like they all got their jobs because people thought that the mentally maldeveloped should have a chance at employment.

I'd love to hear from the photographer hired to take Comey's pictures while he marveled at nature. That must have been funny as hell. Every so often I try to take my sons' pics at the beach in the late afternoon because the light is so good and they act like I'm going to make them gay by getting a "nature shot."

Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2019 12:47 PM (nRWPy)

154 This is the state that repeatedly send Babs Boxer - then the dumbest sentient being ever elected to high office - to the Senate time and time again.

Patty Murray and Sheila Jackson Lee are dumber; although they might not be sentient, so I suppose your point stands.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 12, 2019 12:47 PM (9t0Zz)

155 If Assange knows anything about Rich's death he'd better be in the Witness Protection Program because his days are numbered.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 12, 2019 12:42 PM (RD7QR)
---------

If Assange really had any damaging info on that, do you really think the Ecuadorian Embassy would have been protection enough?

Posted by: tankdemon at April 12, 2019 12:47 PM (qScdK)

156 141 "WON'T GO ANYWHERE."

...

This is about us isn't it?

Posted by: NORTHAM, FAIRFAX, HERRING at April 12, 2019 12:48 PM (MAstk)

157 I'd like to see 100,000 illegals dumped on Sacramento every month.

State's closed... Moose out front should have told you

Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2019 12:48 PM (O2RFr)

158 Christopher Steele needs to be sharing a cell with Comey, Bubba and No Neck.

--------

I think of this guy as more of a "No Neck."

https://tinyurl.com/y36b4pez

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 12, 2019 12:48 PM (AzW6q)

159 I always think of Schiff as number two.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 12, 2019 12:47 PM (+y/Ru)

I was looking out for number one when I stepped in Adam Schiff.

Posted by: Rodney Dangerfield at April 12, 2019 12:48 PM (IXZGh)

160 Wore my MAGA hat gain this morning.
Damnit!!!
No one accosted me, yelled at me, beat drums or tried to take it or spit on me.
How the Hell am I going to cash in on a million dollar lawsuit if the only thing people do is complement my hat???

Posted by: Diogenes at April 12, 2019 12:48 PM (0tfLf)

161 152 I can't actually read WHY its
's called the pencil resolution.

is that meaningful to the context of the post?
Posted by: willow at April 12, 2019 12:47 PM (r/xAU)

...

Trump (and everyone else) calls Schiff pencil-neck

Posted by: TexasDan at April 12, 2019 12:48 PM (yL25O)

162 alh, I don't accept Karma as an actual deal, otherwise Hitler, and lenin, Chavez, henry the 8th. etc. would have died much earlier.

Posted by: willow at April 12, 2019 12:48 PM (r/xAU)

163 Oh, I see Seth Mandel is running out to defend Ilhan Omar's giggly 9/11 comments. Or at least downplay them from silly barbarian Trumpers who don't understand the nuance of chuckling about the murder of 3000 Americans.
Posted by: El Kabong at April 12, 2019 12:46 PM (datdl)

Which is #HowYouGotTrump
And #HowYouWillGetMoreTrump

Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 12:49 PM (fF3XF)

164
If Assange really had any damaging info on that, do you really think the Ecuadorian Embassy would have been protection enough?

No, and Assange really doesn't like trump... Don't expect anything good to come of this

Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2019 12:49 PM (O2RFr)

165 161: You'll have to come to Philly

Posted by: CN at April 12, 2019 12:49 PM (U7k5w)

166 Texas Dan ah, thank you, I guess he is kinda a pencil neck, ty.

Posted by: willow at April 12, 2019 12:49 PM (r/xAU)

167 154 This is the state that repeatedly send Babs Boxer - then the dumbest sentient being ever elected to high office - to the Senate time and time again.

Patty Murray and Sheila Jackson Lee are dumber; although they might not be sentient, so I suppose your point stands.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 12, 2019 12:47 PM (9t0Zz)

...

ARE YOU DENYING MY SENTIENCE?

Posted by: MAXINE WATER'S HAIR at April 12, 2019 12:49 PM (yL25O)

168 It's actually worse than spying.
..........

QUIT SAYING THAT WORD

Posted by: wth at April 12, 2019 12:49 PM (v0R5T)

169 152 I can't actually read WHY its
's called the pencil resolution.

is that meaningful to the context of the post?
Posted by: willow at April 12, 2019 12:47 PM (r/xAU)

Trump called Scruff a pencil-neck at a rally recently.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 12, 2019 12:50 PM (qScdK)

170 >>>Which is #HowYouGotTrump
And #HowYouWillGetMoreTrump

It's also #HowYouGetYourWifetoCallYouByAnEx-BoyfriendsNameOnYourPodcast

Posted by: El Kabong at April 12, 2019 12:50 PM (datdl)

171 actually Schiff in general has a underdeveloped facial 'construct' what's up with that?

Posted by: willow at April 12, 2019 12:50 PM (r/xAU)

172 Friend sent along a particularly idiotic Gabe tweet, FWIW. But nothing will probably ever suffice to persuade people to consider that many of these people just aren't very bright.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2019 12:51 PM (QDnY+)

173 >>Think this pisses off Schiff at a time when he's already feeling heat for all of his leaks as well as lies to the MSM about seeing ironclad evidence of Trump/Russia collusion? He takes himself quite seriously --- and this is a bullseye hit to his ego.

In the first House Intel meeting that Schiff chaired after the 2018 midterms, Republicans on the Committee introduced a letter signed by every Republican on the Committee demanding that Schiff resign the Chair because they had no confidence in his ability to lead honestly.

Of course he wasn't going to resign. As the kids say, duh. Not the point. The point was to embarrass him and make it clear to everyone they know he is a dishonest, lying hack.

His bug eyed, spit flecked response was worth the price of admission.

Posted by: John Wick at April 12, 2019 12:51 PM (/tuJf)

174 157: I'd rather see them dumped on Acapulco.

Posted by: CN at April 12, 2019 12:51 PM (U7k5w)

175 "Oh, I see Seth Mandel is running out to defend Ilhan Omar's giggly 9/11 comments. Or at least downplay them from silly barbarian Trumpers who don't understand the nuance of chuckling about the murder of 3000 Americans."

I used to give that clown the benefit of the doubt that he was a decent guy trying to be charitable. However, after praising AOC for starting important conversations and now this, he is just a pathetic beta desperate for back slaps from liberals. Even his wife goofs on him in public which is very emasculating.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 12, 2019 12:51 PM (OD2ni)

176 Happy Friday Morons.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 12, 2019 12:51 PM (yL25O)

177 Cue the Classy Freddie Blassie Song !

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 12, 2019 12:51 PM (BqBId)

178 Trump

Due to the fact that Democrats are unwilling to change our very dangerous immigration laws, we are indeed, as reported, giving strong considerations to placing Illegal Immigrants in Sanctuary Cities only....

Posted by: Ha at April 12, 2019 12:51 PM (MAstk)

179 tank, thanks, I guess i'm really behind on this stuff, everyone else is in on the deal but here I am willowing ..

Posted by: willow at April 12, 2019 12:51 PM (r/xAU)

180 actually Schiff in general has a underdeveloped facial 'construct' what's up with that?
Posted by: willow at April 12, 2019 12:50 PM (r/xAU)

Well, he DID crawl from the La Brea tar pits.

Posted by: Sponge at April 12, 2019 12:51 PM (IXZGh)

181
If Assange really had any damaging info on that, do you really think the Ecuadorian Embassy would have been protection enough?
Posted by: tankdemon at April 12, 2019 12:47 PM (qScdK)

I don't see why it wouldn't.

Posted by: Jamal Khashoggi at April 12, 2019 12:51 PM (TAmPV)

182 171 actually Schiff in general has a underdeveloped facial 'construct' what's up with that?

Inbreeding?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2019 12:51 PM (O2RFr)

183 171
actually Schiff in general has a underdeveloped facial 'construct' what's up with that?

Posted by: willow at April 12, 2019 12:50 PM (r/xAU)

He's also got AOC eyes.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 12, 2019 12:51 PM (t6MX/)

184 I'm pretty sure we're talking pencil dick too.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 12, 2019 12:51 PM (tjEAM)

185 OH MY GOD!!!

that is AWESOME!!

I love it. can't wait to see how this gets reported...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 12, 2019 12:52 PM (8D42x)

186 Bravo Rep Gaetz!

THAT is how you fight back!

Paying attention, Republicans?

Posted by: West at April 12, 2019 12:52 PM (7Fa8Y)

187 It seems like the Great Resignation of 2016 got rid of many of the weak and left behind only those with the gumption to shove it right back at the Democrats.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up A Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 12, 2019 12:52 PM (hLRSq)

188 175: I hear his kids are Paolo's

Posted by: CN at April 12, 2019 12:52 PM (U7k5w)

189 Even his wife goofs on him in public which is very emasculating.
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 12, 2019 12:51 PM (OD2ni)

...

Well, she goofs on him with her lover while Mandel watches, too, which is pretty much worse.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 12, 2019 12:53 PM (yL25O)

190 Geez. If I throat punched that neck, it would snap like a straw.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 12, 2019 12:53 PM (tjEAM)

191 171 actually Schiff in general has a underdeveloped facial 'construct' what's up with that?
Posted by: willow at April 12, 2019 12:50 PM (r/xAU)

Appears to be interrupted adolescence. I noticed that my sons went from 7th grade skinny neck no jaw line to 9th grade bull neck defined jaw---but they played football and lacrosse and apparently plenty of testosterone in utero. I wonder if his balls dropped all the way. Bet he's stuck at stage 3 or 4. Otherwise he'd have a neck and a jaw.

Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2019 12:53 PM (nRWPy)

192 Meanwhile the news is all screaming about a report that the Trump administration considered collecting up the flood of illegals and dumping them into sanctuary cities (as folks here suggested a few times).

And their response is... hilarious. Its a wall of outrage and "using politics to punish opponents!!!! waaahh!!!!"

Its like they cannot help themselves when the bait comes out, they dive in face first and take the biggest bite they can. They're proving his point.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2019 12:45 PM (39g3+)

But ... but ... diversity is strength! Dumping illegal aliens in sanctuary cities would be strengthening them, right? They should be thrilled.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2019 12:53 PM (YqDXo)

193 162 alh, I don't accept Karma as an actual deal, otherwise Hitler, and lenin, Chavez, henry the 8th. etc. would have died much earlier.
Posted by: willow at April 12, 2019 12:48 PM (r/xAU)

Karma is originally supposed to be about reincarnation anyways.

Posted by: Someguy at April 12, 2019 12:53 PM (mX8Vr)

194 Have the media, neverTrumpers and Democrats started shrieking about the impropriety of ridiculing a Congress Reptile?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at April 12, 2019 12:53 PM (JgA4k)

195 >>>I used to give that clown the benefit of the doubt that he was a decent guy trying to be charitable. However, after praising AOC for starting important conversations and now this, he is just a pathetic beta desperate for back slaps from liberals. Even his wife goofs on him in public which is very emasculating.

It's the TrueCon business model now; troll the cons on twitter and then giggle about triggering snowflakes while writing 'Conservative Case for (Liberal Agenda Item)' columns once a week.

It's a pretty sweet gig judging by the amount of fat bellied pasty white cucks that 'work' at Cuckshed dot com.

Posted by: El Kabong at April 12, 2019 12:53 PM (datdl)

196 But ... but ... diversity is strength! Dumping illegal aliens in sanctuary cities would be strengthening them, right? They should be thrilled.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2019 12:53 PM (YqDXo)

ITS FUNNY BECAUSE THEY KNOW IT WOULD BE A DETRIMENT TO SOCIETY.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at April 12, 2019 12:54 PM (IXZGh)

197 First thing Schiffless is married to is his Trump Derangement syndrome

Posted by: Skip at April 12, 2019 12:54 PM (BbGew)

198 Assange is not well regarded by anybody. Americans don't like him much for publishing the Bradley Manning Intel dump, and anti-Americans hate him for the the leaks that helped sink Hillary's campaign.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 12, 2019 12:55 PM (qScdK)

199 This week, at the Cuckwark...

The CONservative Case for Being Totes A-OK With Jihadists Murdering Thousands Of Your Countrymen, by Seth Mandel

Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 12:55 PM (fF3XF)

200 waterboard a few journalists till they confess that pencil neck did give them illegal leaks .. since law and order ore out the window.

Assange reported true things ... that damaged crooked Hillary ... for being Crooked. Even as our FBI was using Hillary/Ukraine/Russia lies to Frame Trump as a Russian agent/stooge.

We are seeing just how deep the corruption goes ... outcome still uncertain though. Assange deserves the Pulitzer, but only Times reporters get that for covering up genocides and for Fabricating lies on behalf of DeepState. (Assange may have done some bad things as well, idk, but it looks like DeepState just wants his blood, unless some secret deal is reached to convict Hillary with his evidence, doubt that)

Posted by: illiniwek at April 12, 2019 12:55 PM (Cus5s)

201 dagny so I guess the question really becomes father and mother, i'm guess ing Dad as the culprit, because i'm like that.

Posted by: willow at April 12, 2019 12:55 PM (r/xAU)

202 Telephone. Telegraph. Tell a Shiff. I wouldn't trust that asshole to dust blackboard erasers.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 12, 2019 12:56 PM (Z4rgH)

203 #FreePencilNeck!

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at April 12, 2019 12:56 PM (vtcmf)

204 Assange is not well regarded by anybody. Americans don't like him much for publishing the Bradley Manning Intel dump, and anti-Americans hate him for the the leaks that helped sink Hillary's campaign.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 12, 2019 12:55 PM (qScdK)

He should'a come partying with me here in good ole Russia!

Posted by: Eric Snowden at April 12, 2019 12:56 PM (IXZGh)

205 178 Trump

Due to the fact that Democrats are unwilling to change our very dangerous immigration laws, we are indeed, as reported, giving strong considerations to placing Illegal Immigrants in Sanctuary Cities only....
Posted by: Ha at April 12, 2019 12:51 PM (MAstk)

Do. It.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 12, 2019 12:56 PM (RD7QR)

206 Trump doubling down on shipping our Enrichment and Strengthening diversity to sanctuary cities. Good day.

Posted by: fightwinger at April 12, 2019 12:56 PM (AMKhy)

207 199: Steer-wark

Posted by: CN at April 12, 2019 12:57 PM (U7k5w)

208 198
Assange is not well regarded by anybody. Americans don't like him much
for publishing the Bradley Manning Intel dump, and anti-Americans hate
him for the the leaks that helped sink Hillary's campaign.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 12, 2019 12:55 PM (qScdK)

I appreciate his help in 2016. For that, I am willing to consider lenity.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 12, 2019 12:57 PM (t6MX/)

209 tank, it really is hard to root for that guy in particular, he does good in that we SEE our betters plans, on the other hand a lot of Good gets wiped out why he's doing so.

Posted by: willow at April 12, 2019 12:57 PM (r/xAU)

210 >> "Oh, I see Seth Mandel is running out to defend Ilhan Omar's giggly 9/11 comments. Or at least downplay them from silly barbarian Trumpers who don't understand the nuance of chuckling about the murder of 3000 Americans."

Here's a crazy thought: let Ilhan Omar defend what she said. Mandel doesn't *have to* say anything.

Think what's most telling of this brouhaha is that Omar has sat back quietly and let everyone else argue about what meant.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2019 12:57 PM (W+vEI)

211 #refugeeswelcome

Ok then.

Posted by: Ha at April 12, 2019 12:58 PM (MAstk)

212 Well, he DID crawl from the La Brea tar pits.
Posted by: Sponge

/pedant
Just La Brea Pits.

La - the
Brea - tar

"The the tar tar" pits is ultra-redundant.

/pedant

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 12, 2019 12:58 PM (uAgHA)

213 Ok Willow, how about "what goes around comes around "

I must admit I am enjoying the heck out of watching these folks get a little justice.

Posted by: ALH at April 12, 2019 12:58 PM (uLuPn)

214 (im more of snowden fan myself) as He let US know what they were at without creating murder of our guys (that I know of)

Posted by: willow at April 12, 2019 12:58 PM (r/xAU)

215 Wore my MAGA hat gain this morning.
Damnit!!!
No one accosted me, yelled at me, beat drums or tried to take it or spit on me.
How the Hell am I going to cash in on a million dollar lawsuit if the only thing people do is complement my hat???
Posted by: Diogenes at April 12, 2019 12:48 PM (0tfLf)

No shit eh?? I wear my hat, carry and nobody gives me a hard time?? Guess I'll have to hit the range this afternoon instead.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 12, 2019 12:59 PM (SzCD0)

216 The sanctuary cities and states supposedly WANT the lovely undocumented Americans so....But you know a judge would put a stop to it in record time.

Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2019 12:59 PM (BXMxN)

217 how about a document dump from PDT, Assange and Barr all at the same time.

popcorn!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 12, 2019 12:59 PM (d7Ww2)

218 ALH, I am of little faith I guess, but time will tell.

Posted by: willow at April 12, 2019 12:59 PM (r/xAU)

219 205 178 Trump

Due to the fact that Democrats are unwilling to change our very dangerous immigration laws, we are indeed, as reported, giving strong considerations to placing Illegal Immigrants in Sanctuary Cities only....
Posted by: Ha at April 12, 2019 12:51 PM (MAstk)

Do. It.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 12, 2019 12:56 PM (RD7QR)

Yes! Do it!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2019 01:00 PM (YqDXo)

220 "The the tar tar" pits is ultra-redundant.

/pedant
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 12, 2019 12:58 PM (uAgHA)

Now do Manos: the Hands of Fate.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 12, 2019 01:00 PM (xPJvm)

221 Check out Schiff's selfie from the other day...

@RepAdamSchiff

~ felt cute, might delete later ~ (He wrote this!)

https://tinyurl.com/y69mkoze

Posted by: Tami at April 12, 2019 01:00 PM (cF8AT)

222 168 It's actually worse than spying.
..........

QUIT SAYING THAT WORD
Posted by: wth at April 12, 2019 12:49 PM (v0R5T)

If you do not tell us where we can buy a shrubbery, my friend and I will "SPY" again!

Posted by: josephistan at April 12, 2019 01:00 PM (7HtZB)

223 hey y'all, quick question: Does anyone think selling America's uranium supply to the Russian government in return for $140 million "donation" to my money laundering operation will ever be investigated?

Nah- didn't think so!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton, merchant o' death at April 12, 2019 01:00 PM (Z216Q)

224 The Hill
@thehill
San Jose city council votes unanimously to fly rainbow flags near new Chick-fil-A location

-
That'll teach 'em! Meanwhile, the Babylon Bee covered a similar protest.

https://bit.ly/2I9lf0H

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 12, 2019 01:00 PM (+y/Ru)

225 The PENCIL Resolution will sit unvoted upon day upon day, because Nazi Pelousy won't bring it to the floor for a vote.

Day after day, as more and more information comes out about exactly what crimes Adam Shit has committed.

Day after day, as more and more DemonRats understand that by the time the 2020 Election occurs, they will, in fact, be known worldwide as The Totalitarian Baby Murder Party.

And every day that passes each of the DemonRats who could have stood up and finally taken a stand for America, will realize their chance to abandon The Evil Party has been lost.

I say permanent Hammer and Sickle Tattoos to the Forehead of each DemonRat Representative and Senator.

Who's with me!?!?!?!?

*wakes from his dream*

Posted by: Sharkman at April 12, 2019 01:01 PM (Y3hKx)

226 I've always like "Vista View Apartments."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Made Redundant at April 12, 2019 01:01 PM (xPJvm)

227 -
Didja see that Jeffery Tobin referred to illegals as a "pestilence" in criticizing the Great Orange One?
______________

Yeah, ain't it funny how hordes of illegal aliens (or even the prospect of them) coming to a lefty "sanctuary" city or state is too horrible to contemplate, yet these same a-holes are all too willing to inflict this "pestilence" on the rest of us.

I think it's exactly what Trump should do. The lefties keep lecturing the rest of us about how illegals have lower crime rates than Americans, how they're all so hard-working, and how they're much safer in "sanctuary" cities where they don't have to be afraid to call the cops!

Lefties should welcome millions more illegals in their cities and states! They're not a "pestilence," they're a blessing! So what if they bring some 3rd world contagious diseases with them? Who cares if they cost you billions more in property and other local taxes? Who cares if crime and social conflict dramatically increase? If it's good enough to inflict on Americans in red cities and states, it should be more than fine for the blue ones!

Trump should bus all the illegals to "sanctuaries" and tell them that if they're caught outside the "sanctuary" jurisdiction at any time, they get immediately deported back home.

Let the left enjoy the "pestilent" fruits of their own policies for a change. The rest of us are sick and tired of it.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 12, 2019 01:01 PM (fqUgw)

228 Mark Steyn nails it in one sentence

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/327399/

Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2019 01:01 PM (BXMxN)

229

RE: Seth Mandel:

Soy. Not Even Once.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 12, 2019 01:01 PM (AzW6q)

230 hey y'all, quick question: Does anyone think selling America's uranium supply to the Russian government in return for $140 million "donation" to my money laundering operation will ever be investigated?

Nah- didn't think so!
Posted by: Hillary Clinton, merchant o' death at April 12, 2019 01:00 PM (Z216Q)
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yeah right.

Posted by: willow channels Mueller at April 12, 2019 01:01 PM (r/xAU)

231 @thehill
San Jose city council votes unanimously to fly rainbow flags near new Chick-fil-A location

Chik-fil-A: "Yawn."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2019 01:01 PM (YqDXo)

232 Why do they need a new law? If he mishandled classified information, treat him like some dip shit airman or submariner who mishandled classified info and give him a stretch in Leavenworth.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2019 12:28 PM (dDUXP)

I'm sure there's some kind of congressional exemption they've written in so they don't get in trouble for it...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 12, 2019 01:01 PM (8D42x)

233 224 The Hill
@thehill
San Jose city council votes unanimously to fly rainbow flags near new Chick-fil-A location

Pathetically juvenile... Just added more business to an already busy franchise.

Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2019 01:02 PM (O2RFr)

234
Meanwhile the news is all screaming about a report that the Trump administration considered collecting up the flood of illegals and dumping them into sanctuary cities (as folks here suggested a few times).

And their response is... hilarious. Its a wall of outrage and "using politics to punish opponents!!!! waaahh!!!!"

I've always thought if I was an official in a non sanctuary city looking to do something about the homeless problem in my community I would just round them up put them on a Greyhound bus and ship them off to a sanctuary city.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 12, 2019 01:02 PM (TAmPV)

235
Check out Schiff's selfie from the other day...

@RepAdamSchiff

~ felt cute, might delete later ~ (He wrote this!)

https://tinyurl.com/y69mkoze

Posted by: Tami at April 12, 2019 01:00 PM (cF8AT)

Bwhahaha. He has AOC eyes, and the photoshops following are hilarious.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2019 01:02 PM (ptqGC)

236 >>Due to the fact that Democrats are unwilling to change our very dangerous immigration laws, we are indeed, as reported, giving strong considerations to placing Illegal Immigrants in Sanctuary Cities only....

Heh. He doesn't even have to do it, just getting the threat out there and watching them self-own as they attempt to explain why that is a bad idea.
Alinsky #4 - Make the enemy live up to its own book of rules.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2019 01:02 PM (W+vEI)

237 >>San Jose city council votes unanimously to fly rainbow flags near new Chick-fil-A location

Don't be gay, Spike!

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2019 01:02 PM (QPKL6)

238 Posted by: Sharkman

that was great, man........

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 12, 2019 01:02 PM (d7Ww2)

239 233 224 The Hill
@thehill
San Jose city council votes unanimously to fly rainbow flags near new Chick-fil-A location

Pathetically juvenile... Just added more business to an already busy franchise.

Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2019 01:02 PM (O2RFr)

It will help out of towners locate it.

Posted by: Tami at April 12, 2019 01:02 PM (cF8AT)

240 Adam Schiff is just one more example of what being a Democrat in California really means.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Cn you drink rum and tonic before Memorial Day? at April 12, 2019 01:03 PM (Z216Q)

241 Now do Manos: the Hands of Fate.

Posted by: Pug Mahon

Or Panera Bread.

AKA, the "Bread Bread" Store.

A double redundancy, if you will.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 12, 2019 01:03 PM (Y3hKx)

242 Trump should bus all the illegals to "sanctuaries" and tell them that if they're caught outside the "sanctuary" jurisdiction at any time, they get immediately deported back home.

Let the left enjoy the "pestilent" fruits of their own policies for a change. The rest of us are sick and tired of it.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 12, 2019 01:01 PM (fqUgw)

Ooh, ooh: I wonder how many illegal aliens can fit into Marin County?

Let's find out!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2019 01:03 PM (YqDXo)

243 The Hill
@thehill
San Jose city council votes unanimously to fly rainbow flags near new Chick-fil-A location

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That'll teach 'em! Meanwhile, the Babylon Bee covered a similar protest.

https://bit.ly/2I9lf0H
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 12, 2019 01:00 PM (+y/Ru)

That CFA will have lines around the block, who really thinks they'll care about a bunch of fag flags nearby??

Dumbasses.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 12, 2019 01:03 PM (SzCD0)

244 I would just like a transparent govt that both sides pretend to also want.

is that asking too much?

how can we make decisions on the state of the information we are allowed to see?

Posted by: willow at April 12, 2019 01:03 PM (r/xAU)

245 233 224 The Hill
@thehill
San Jose city council votes unanimously to fly rainbow flags near new Chick-fil-A location

Pathetically juvenile... Just added more business to an already busy franchise.
Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2019 01:02 PM (O2RFr)

It'd be more honest if they flew the Soviet flag.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2019 01:04 PM (UnA8+)

246 The 3 pillars of worship for the leftist religion.Abortion.Homosexuality.The Planet.

Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2019 01:04 PM (BXMxN)

247 162 alh, I don't accept Karma as an actual deal, otherwise Hitler, and lenin, Chavez, henry the 8th. etc. would have died much earlier.
Posted by: willow at April 12, 2019 12:48 PM (r/xAU)

I don't believe in karma either. Watching the good suffer and the wicked prosper is more than enough evidence for me that it isn't a real thing.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2019 01:04 PM (NWiLs)

248 Except for the airport no one goes to San Jose anyway, except that it's on the way to Gilroy. Garlic lovers unite!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Cn you drink rum and tonic before Memorial Day? at April 12, 2019 01:04 PM (Z216Q)

249 San Jose city council votes unanimously to fly rainbow flags near new Chick-fil-A location

F'ing lunatics.

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at April 12, 2019 01:05 PM (vtcmf)

250 thehill
San Jose city council votes unanimously to fly rainbow flags near new Chick-fil-A location

adults in the room? sex beware party? do they not even draw lines , anywherre?

Posted by: willow at April 12, 2019 01:05 PM (r/xAU)

251 I've always thought if I was an official in a non sanctuary city looking to do something about the homeless problem in my community I would just round them up put them on a Greyhound bus and ship them off to a sanctuary city.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 12, 2019 01:02 PM (TAmPV)

Exactly. Heighten the contradictions.

My little burg used to send them to neighboring (even more liberal-infested) cities, but now has announced "programs" and "compassionate policies."

So we'll have a shitload of vagrants and illegal aliens to deal with now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2019 01:05 PM (YqDXo)

252 Tami, I'm partial to THIS Schiff selfie:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yybdu9b6

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2019 01:05 PM (ptqGC)

253 That CFA will have lines around the block, who really thinks they'll care about a bunch of fag flags nearby??

They never said anything about being anti-gay... years ago the founder said he believed marriage was between a man and a woman.. As do I... They can call their "unions" anything they want to call it, but in my book it isn't marriage.

Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2019 01:05 PM (O2RFr)

254 Insomniac, if I am going to think in any similar terms, Maybe it's the 'good die young'

Posted by: willow at April 12, 2019 01:06 PM (r/xAU)

255
San Jose city council votes unanimously to fly rainbow flags near new Chick-fil-A location

They're not very good at trolling in San Jose.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 12, 2019 01:06 PM (TAmPV)

256 If Assange really had any damaging info on that, do you really think the Ecuadorian Embassy would have been protection enough?
Posted by: tankdemon at April 12, 2019 12:47 PM (qScdK)

There was an attempted break-in to the Ecuadorian embassy back in 2016; a lone intruder was spotted scaling the wall at 3 am, but fled when security arrived. Much speculation ensued.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 12, 2019 01:06 PM (Z4rgH)

257 248 Except for the airport no one goes to San Jose anyway, except that it's on the way to Gilroy. Garlic lovers unite!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Cn you drink rum and tonic before Memorial Day? at April 12, 2019 01:04 PM (Z216Q)

I have two Gilroy garlic lovers cookbooks! Mmmmm.

Posted by: Tami at April 12, 2019 01:06 PM (cF8AT)

258 245 233 224 The Hill
@thehill
San Jose city council votes unanimously to fly rainbow flags near new Chick-fil-A location

Pathetically juvenile... Just added more business to an already busy franchise.
Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2019 01:02 PM (O2RFr)

It'd be more honest if they flew the Soviet flag.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2019 01:04 PM (UnA8+)

Did they have gay Soviets? The Nazis had Ernst Rohm and his SA, who were well known to largely be pillow biters.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2019 01:06 PM (NWiLs)

259 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 12, 2019 01:01 PM (fqUgw)

Stolen.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 12, 2019 01:06 PM (t6MX/)

260 252 Tami, I'm partial to THIS Schiff selfie:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yybdu9b6

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2019 01:05 PM (ptqGC)

Bwahahahahaha!

Make it happen Barr!

Posted by: Tami at April 12, 2019 01:06 PM (cF8AT)

261 Tami - What a puts for posting that, hope he lives to regret that.

Posted by: Skip at April 12, 2019 01:07 PM (BbGew)

262 254 Insomniac, if I am going to think in any similar terms, Maybe it's the 'good die young'
Posted by: willow at April 12, 2019 01:06 PM (r/xAU)

I see you've studied your Billy Joel.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2019 01:07 PM (NWiLs)

263 Why not just kick his ass a couple of times in the parking lot? Visit some fucking social justice once in a fucking while.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 12, 2019 01:07 PM (2LelM)

264 >>@thehill
San Jose city council votes unanimously to fly rainbow flags near new Chick-fil-A location

[insert picture of Dave Rubin enjoying a Chik-fil-A chikn Sammy]

Like the reparations talk, this stuff + Pete Buttigieg's sad attempt at a "feud" with VP Pence about Christianity/homophobia makes them look so very desperate.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2019 01:07 PM (W+vEI)

265 #refugeeswelcome
Ok then.
Posted by: Ha at April 12, 2019 12:58 PM (MAstk)

Precisely.

Look, it'll suck for me here in the People's Republic of Boston Suburbia, surrounded as I am by "Hate Has No Home Here" sign-waving virtue signallers.

But it will be joyous watching them tie themselves into a pretzel trying to explain why if they're all about #refugeeswelcome they're not willing to have them next door to them.

Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 01:07 PM (fF3XF)

266 They never said anything about being anti-gay... years ago the founder said he believed marriage was between a man and a woman.. As do I... They can call their "unions" anything they want to call it, but in my book it isn't marriage.
Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2019 01:05 PM (O2RFr)

It's a couple of pervs playing house, pretending that they're normal. Period.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2019 01:07 PM (YqDXo)

267 I have two Gilroy garlic lovers cookbooks! Mmmmm.

Posted by: Tami at April 12, 2019 01:06 PM (cF8AT)

I have one. There's a grilled lamb and garlic patty recipe that's to die for.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2019 01:07 PM (ptqGC)

268
Except for the airport no one goes to San Jose anyway, except that it's on the way to Gilroy. Garlic lovers unite!

They are most famous for a song that asks how to get there.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 12, 2019 01:07 PM (TAmPV)

269 228
Mark Steyn nails it in one sentence

=====================

Steyn should decorate that sentence with some variety of gorilla picture. It would seem more normal and complete that way.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Can you drink rum and tonic before Memorial Day? at April 12, 2019 01:08 PM (Z216Q)

270 That CFA will have lines around the block, who really thinks they'll care about a bunch of fag flags nearby??

They never said anything about being anti-gay... years ago the founder said he believed marriage was between a man and a woman.. As do I... They can call their "unions" anything they want to call it, but in my book it isn't marriage.
Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2019 01:05 PM (O2RFr)

Of course they didn't say anything about that, but that isn't the point. The scum identified a villain and will try to destroy them no matter what it takes or how much they lie. See Trump and pussy grabbing.

Which is why, as I keep saying, they need to be taken out first.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 12, 2019 01:08 PM (SzCD0)

271 insomniac, billy joel? BITE your tongue!

Posted by: willow at April 12, 2019 01:08 PM (r/xAU)

272 258 245 233 224 The Hill
@thehill
San Jose city council votes unanimously to fly rainbow flags near new Chick-fil-A location

Pathetically juvenile... Just added more business to an already busy franchise.
Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2019 01:02 PM (O2RFr)

It'd be more honest if they flew the Soviet flag.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2019 01:04 PM (UnA8+)

Did they have gay Soviets? The Nazis had Ernst Rohm and his SA, who were well known to largely be pillow biters.
------------------------
Homos are chickenphones. Vaginaphobes as well.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 12, 2019 01:08 PM (2LelM)

273 ..."They can call their "unions" anything they want to call it, but in my book it isn't marriage."
-Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2019 01:05 PM (O2RFr)

There's a very popular book that agrees with you.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 12, 2019 01:08 PM (Ckg4U)

274 240 Adam Schiff is just one more example of what being a Democrat in California really means.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Cn you drink rum and tonic before Memorial Day? at April 12, 2019 01:03 PM (Z216Q)

Almond milk, sodomy, and the lash?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 12, 2019 01:09 PM (RD7QR)

275 258
Did they have gay Soviets? The Nazis had Ernst Rohm and his SA, who were well known to largely be pillow biters.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2019 01:06 PM (NWiLs)

Because, in the end, it's not about being gay.

It's about being in the bloc that votes for Socialism/Communism.

And C-F-A is considered part of the Outgroup, when it comes to that.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2019 01:09 PM (UnA8+)

276 I have one. There's a grilled lamb and garlic patty recipe that's to die for.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2019 01:07 PM (ptqGC)

I so want to try this, but where would one find lamb these days?

Posted by: willow at April 12, 2019 01:09 PM (r/xAU)

277 You said "Pencil neck" not "Pencil Dick" right?

Posted by: Captain Bill K Pencil Dick at April 12, 2019 01:09 PM (BRpqW)

278 Ooh, ooh: I wonder how many illegal aliens can fit into Marin County?

Let's find out!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2019 01:03 PM (YqDXo)

House them in college campuses, in the dorms, and place all former dorm residents in common housing in the gym.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 12, 2019 01:09 PM (t6MX/)

279 Meanwhile, THE Rick Wilson wrote this insanity about Barr in the Daily Beast:

http://tinyurl.com/y525o68v

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2019 01:09 PM (ptqGC)

280 San Jose city council votes unanimously to fly rainbow flags near new Chick-fil-A location

So glad to see San Jose has solved all the other problems a large city usually has, like crime, crappy schools, etc. that they can spend their time making a childish, virtue-signalling point like this.

It really is government by jr. high "mean girls" with these people, isn't it. All about the SICK BURNZ and whatnot.

Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 01:10 PM (fF3XF)

281 Rush played Pelosi having a fit about the threat of placing illegals in her locale then quoted Pelosi hypocrisy since she called illegals gifts of love.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 12, 2019 01:10 PM (Wat15)

282 I don't believe in karma either. Watching the good
suffer and the wicked prosper is more than enough evidence for me that
it isn't a real thing.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2019
*
*
. . .
I'm not a big believer in it either, but after the guy who fired me in Colorado by bringing me quietly to the Big Guy's Office and having the secretary fire me -- after he got fired by his own replacement, I wonder . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2019 01:10 PM (elsTe)

283 I have one. There's a grilled lamb and garlic patty recipe that's to die for.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2019 01:07 PM (ptqGC)

Yum! I'd love to go to that festival. Can't even imagine....

Posted by: Tami at April 12, 2019 01:10 PM (cF8AT)

284 can anyone think of a more toxic environment to California than Pelosi and Schiff?

what the hell is the matter with cali's?

Posted by: willow at April 12, 2019 01:10 PM (r/xAU)

285 Wore my MAGA hat gain this morning.
Damnit!!!
No one accosted me, yelled at me, beat drums or tried to take it or spit on me.
How the Hell am I going to cash in on a million dollar lawsuit if the only thing people do is complement my hat???
Posted by: Diogenes at April 12, 2019 12:48 PM (0tfLf)

How do you think I feel? I keep making comments trying to incite people so I can claim victim status and no one takes a swing at me! This How-To Guide from Westboro Baptist Church is a total rip-off!

Posted by: Rep. Ilhan Omar at April 12, 2019 01:10 PM (hLRSq)

286 House them in college campuses, in the dorms, and place all former dorm residents in common housing in the gym.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 12, 2019 01:09 PM (t6MX/)

I like it!

I mentioned Marin, but forgot to include Malibu. My bad.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2019 01:10 PM (YqDXo)

287
I see the MFM is having the vapors over the report that the White House floated the idea of taking all of the illegals held at the border and dumping them in sanctuary cities. You want them, you take them

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 12, 2019 01:10 PM (OLCnA)

288 With his book The Past and Future of the Kaffir Races (1866), W. C. Holden was one of the early writers on South African history to publish a book that used the theory of empty land as an explanation for landownership in South Africa. In order to legitimise European settlement in South Africa Holden argued Europeans and the Bantu tribes had entered South Africa at roughly the same time and that up until that point South Africa had mostly been an 'empty land'. The theory outlined by Holden claimed that the Bantu had begun to migrate southwards from present day Zimbabwe at the same time as the Europeans had begun to migrate northwards from the Cape settlement, with the two movements finally meeting in the Zuurveld region between the Sundays River and the Great Fish River. This, the theory claimed, gave equal right to the land to whoever could take ownership of it, with force, and maintain that ownership. There were therefore no 'original' inhabitants with an 'original' right to the land, only two migrating groups who had equal claim to it.

Although Holden was the first to publish the theory of empty land in a book, the theory itself had been circulating in the colony for a long time, with many colonists claiming that they had as great a right to the land as the newly arrived Bantu. Myths of empty and vacant land were common currency by the mid 1840s.

So, the Green New Deal is, in part, based to the same myth that helped to get apartheid going.

Posted by: SMOD at April 12, 2019 01:11 PM (QkjLD)

289 Because, in the end, it's not about being gay.

Phrasing!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2019 01:11 PM (NWiLs)

290 Ooh, ooh: I wonder how many illegal aliens can fit into Marin County?

Let's find out!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2019 01:03 PM (YqDXo)

House them in college campuses, in the dorms, and place all former dorm residents in common housing in the gym.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 12, 2019 01:09 PM (t6MX/)

-------------------------------

I sense a wacky college sex romp movie!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 12, 2019 01:11 PM (8g9zh)

291 (asks mary)

Posted by: willow at April 12, 2019 01:11 PM (r/xAU)

292 284 can anyone think of a more toxic environment to California than Pelosi and Schiff?

what the hell is the matter with cali's?

You forgot me...

Posted by: Swalwell at April 12, 2019 01:11 PM (O2RFr)

293 San Jose city council votes unanimously to fly rainbow flags near new Chick-fil-A location

================

Chik-Fil-A should respond by giving out free "Unplanned" videos at City Hall.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Can you drink rum and tonic before Memorial Day? at April 12, 2019 01:11 PM (Z216Q)

294 Maybe I should just work at work.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 12, 2019 12:37 PM (RD7QR)

well, now. let's not go getting all crazy and such...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 12, 2019 01:11 PM (8D42x)

295 "I so want to try this, but where would one find lamb these days?"
-Posted by: willow at April 12, 2019 01:09 PM (r/xAU)

Talk to Mary. I've heard she had a little lamb; perhaps some to spare.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 12, 2019 01:12 PM (Ckg4U)

296 Gutta percha canes on e-bay.

https://m.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_nkw=gutta+percha+cane

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 12, 2019 01:12 PM (zqIs6)

297 Almond milk, sodomy, and the lash?
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 12, 2019 01:09 PM (RD7QR)

I would have gone with "ball gag" rather than "the lash", but I like where you're going.

Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 01:12 PM (fF3XF)

298 Yum! I'd love to go to that festival. Can't even imagine....

Posted by: Tami at April 12, 2019 01:10 PM (cF8AT)

Same here. We drove through Gilroy years ago, and always promised each other we'd go back for the festival.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2019 01:12 PM (ptqGC)

299 >>If Assange really had any damaging info on that, do you really think the Ecuadorian Embassy would have been protection enough?

IIRC, he said he has stuff that would be released if he were killed. A couple times he's tweeted out the ref# to the data or whatever it is.

Assange is a very smart, crazy, amoral guy. Not an ally, but possibly useful in the Spygate investigation in a very limited way. He would gladly leak stuff about Trump, DHS, whatever if given the chance (see WikiLeaks doxing ICE agents a while back).

I'm going to withhold judgement about what's going on with him right now.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2019 01:12 PM (W+vEI)

300 There are plenty of gay people that work for CFA.

Leftists are idiots.

Posted by: freaked at April 12, 2019 01:12 PM (XXbWn)

301 Martha's Vineyard is beautiful. Great place for Illegals. Lots and lots of illegals.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 12, 2019 01:12 PM (2LelM)

302 284 can anyone think of a more toxic environment to California than Pelosi and Schiff?

what the hell is the matter with cali's?
Posted by: willow at April 12, 2019 01:10 PM (r/xAU)

We're a shit magnet. We attract all the shit from the rest of the country. Pelosi came from Baltimore. Schiff is originally from Massachusetts.

I rest my case.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2019 01:12 PM (YqDXo)

303 286
House them in college campuses, in the dorms, and place all former dorm residents in common housing in the gym.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 12, 2019 01:09 PM (t6MX/)

I like it!

I mentioned Marin, but forgot to include Malibu. My bad.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2019 01:10 PM (YqDXo)

The panty raids will be epic. Andele! Andele! Arriba!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 12, 2019 01:12 PM (t6MX/)

304 "
It'd be more honest if they flew the Soviet flag.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2019 01:04 PM (UnA8+)

Did they have gay Soviets? The Nazis had Ernst Rohm and his SA, who were well known to largely be pillow biters.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2019 01:06 PM (NWiLs)"
...
A lot of people consistently forget that moonbattery is an ideology freed from the constraints of consistency. They'll throw anybody under the bus, at any time.

Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at April 12, 2019 01:13 PM (eAshZ)

305 Speaking of almond milk... my fingers are sore from milking enough almonds to make almond milk for my chia pudding...

Posted by: lin-duh in keto at April 12, 2019 01:13 PM (UUBmN)

306 -felt cute, might delete later-

oopty, too late

Posted by: wth at April 12, 2019 01:13 PM (v0R5T)

307 I infer that Friend of the Blog Rick Wilson is going to be outed as receiving illegal leaks.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2019 01:13 PM (yQpMk)

308 "what the hell is the matter with cali's?"

Corruption, pure and simple.
Gov., Congressional reps, all related to each other, either by birth or marriage.
Plus, Motor Voter Act.
I raised holy hell about that decades ago and said it would be the end of the CA GOP. I warned they would use it to replace the CA electorate.
I hate being right, sometimes.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at April 12, 2019 01:13 PM (w7KSn)

309 295 "I so want to try this, but where would one find lamb these days?"
-Posted by: willow at April 12, 2019 01:09 PM (r/xAU)

Talk to Mary. I've heard she had a little lamb; perhaps some to spare.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 12, 2019 01:12 PM (Ckg4U)

Mary had a little lamb
You've heard this tale before
But did you know she passed her plate
And had a little more?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2019 01:13 PM (NWiLs)

310 She just hysterical....

@SarahKSilverman

This morning Trump sat on the toilet and when he got up 10 minutes later there was a huge smelly shit in it. Clearly the work of the VIOLENT ALT LEFT

Posted by: Tami at April 12, 2019 01:13 PM (cF8AT)

311 powerlineblog ( Scott Johnson) at the Noor trial
http://tinyurl.com/yyopttjz
He is goijng to the trial of Mohammed Hood's trial, the Somali policemen who killed Justine Diamond.

Posted by: Skip at April 12, 2019 01:13 PM (BbGew)

312 "I so want to try this, but where would one find lamb these days?"
-Posted by: willow at April 12, 2019 01:09 PM (r/xAU)

Talk to Mary. I've heard she had a little lamb; perhaps some to spare.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 12, 2019 01:12 PM (Ckg4U)

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One of my favorite Far Side comics is built around Mary had a little lamb...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 12, 2019 01:13 PM (8g9zh)

313 258 245 233 224 The Hill
@thehill
San Jose city council votes unanimously to fly rainbow flags near new Chick-fil-A location

Pathetically juvenile... Just added more business to an already busy franchise.
Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2019 01:02 PM (O2RFr)

It'd be more honest if they flew the Soviet flag.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2019 01:04 PM (UnA8+)

Did they have gay Soviets? The Nazis had Ernst Rohm and his SA, who were well known to largely be pillow biters.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2019 01:06 PM (NWiLs)

The Soviets were, at least publicly, deeply "traditional" in their mores. Of course in private they lived like Caesars, but they depicted themselves as paragons of probity. To this end they suppressed anything that looked like homosexuality. (Russian culture is harsh towards homosexuality in general.) What the Soviet leadership did in their dachas is another issue entirely, and I'm sure some of them drove the Hershey highway, but very, very quietly.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 12, 2019 01:14 PM (RD7QR)

314 292
284 can anyone think of a more toxic environment to California than Pelosi and Schiff?

what the hell is the matter with cali's?

You forgot me...

Posted by: Swalwell at April 12, 2019 01:11 PM (O2RFr)

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Why skip me?

Posted by: Maxine Waters crazy hair at April 12, 2019 01:14 PM (Z216Q)

315
272 258 245 233 224 The Hill
@thehill
San Jose city council votes unanimously to fly rainbow flags near new Chick-fil-A location

Wow, just like J.E.B. Stuart's cavalry riding around the Union Army east of Richmond in 1862!

Who are these bold strategists?

Posted by: FULL Mueller Report: I Gotcher Answers ... Right Cheer! * punches your junk * at April 12, 2019 01:14 PM (pNxlR)

316 @SarahKSilverman

This morning Trump sat on the toilet and when he got up 10 minutes later there was a huge smelly shit in it. Clearly the work of the VIOLENT ALT LEFT
Posted by: Tami at April 12, 2019 01:13 PM (cF8AT)

Yeah, about the civility in public discourse thing ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2019 01:15 PM (YqDXo)

317 Isn't San Jose where the police stand around watching felonies against American's exercising their Constitutional Rights of Assembly? Not surprised they don't like chicken.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 12, 2019 01:15 PM (2LelM)

318
This morning Trump sat on the toilet and when he got up 10 minutes later there was a huge smelly shit in it. Clearly the work of the VIOLENT ALT LEFT

Posted by: Tami at April 12, 2019 01:13 PM (cF8AT)

He sent it to Nancy Pelosi and told her it was a California avocado.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 12, 2019 01:16 PM (TAmPV)

319 You forgot me...

Posted by: Swalwell at April 12, 2019 01:11 PM (O2RFr)

=================
Why skip me?
Posted by: Maxine Waters crazy hair at April 12, 2019 01:14 PM (Z216Q)

Swalwell is originally from Iowa.

Maxine Waters is originally from St. Louis.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2019 01:16 PM (YqDXo)

320 @SarahKSilverman

It's so cute when the kids try to punch above their weight class.

Hey sugartits, your throat is gonna get dry from mouthbreathing all day. You may want to hydrate, or go back to sucking dick for parts in crappy movies again. Whatevs.

Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 01:16 PM (fF3XF)

321 Gaetz may not be the hero we want right now....

nah, just f*ckin' with ya, he totally is.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 12, 2019 01:16 PM (Ct55T)

322
Assange is a very smart, crazy, amoral guy. Not an ally, but possibly useful in the Spygate investigation in a very limited way. He would gladly leak stuff about Trump, DHS, whatever if given the chance (see WikiLeaks doxing ICE agents a while back).

I'm going to withhold judgement about what's going on with him right now.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2019 01:12 PM (W+vEI)

When Hannity met him in the embassy for his interview, he alluded to Seth Rich's involvement in getting dirt on Hillary.

My husband believes if Assange knows anything at all about Seth Rich's murder, he'll get Arkancided just like (possibly) Rich.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2019 01:16 PM (ptqGC)

323 246 The 3 pillars of worship for the leftist religion.Abortion.Homosexuality.The Planet.
Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2019 01:04 PM (BXMxN)

Nah, the third one is Socialism. "The Planet" is just an excuse they're using to implement it.

Posted by: rickl at April 12, 2019 01:17 PM (xjiRE)

324 Yeah, about the civility in public discourse thing ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2019 01:15 PM (YqDXo)

You should see the responses. I'm convinced all of her followers are 6th grade boys.

Posted by: Tami at April 12, 2019 01:17 PM (cF8AT)

325 Sarah Silverman is a dirty whore.

Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2019 01:17 PM (BXMxN)

326 San Jose city council votes unanimously to fly rainbow flags near new Chick-fil-A location

Yeah, well I vote unanimously for a peach milkshake when they are available again.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 12, 2019 01:17 PM (Boy/L)

327 He really puts the "Number 2" in Number 2 pencil....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 12, 2019 01:17 PM (Ct55T)

328 But it will be joyous watching them tie themselves into a pretzel trying to explain why if they're all about #refugeeswelcome they're not willing to have them next door to them.
_____________

Yeah, it's like those NYC libs who were always demanding more government spending on schools there so that the "underprivileged" could get better educations. Then when the city decided to start putting some black and hispanic underachievers in the lily-white charter schools with their little darlings, they screamed like stuck pigs. They didn't want those nasty, disruptive thugs in classes with their precious kids! Sure, they want them to be taken care of, but in other peoples' (i.e. deplorables') schools, not their schools.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 12, 2019 01:17 PM (fqUgw)

329 I think I saw CBD got rid of a raimondo comment the other day but wonder how is crow pie went down after he wrote about BiBi losing.
I wrote right after to check the poll results first.

Posted by: Skip at April 12, 2019 01:18 PM (BbGew)

330 I like lamb. Especially in a curry.

Posted by: JAS at April 12, 2019 01:18 PM (KOCKb)

331
San Jose city council votes unanimously to fly rainbow flags near new Chick-fil-A location

Yeah, well I vote unanimously for a peach milkshake when they are available again.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 12, 2019 01:17 PM (Boy/L)
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Omg. My mouth is watering just thinking about peach h8t shakes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2019 01:18 PM (ptqGC)

332 328 But it will be joyous watching them tie themselves into a pretzel trying to explain why if they're all about #refugeeswelcome they're not willing to have them next door to them.
_____________

Yeah, it's like those NYC libs who were always demanding more government spending on schools there so that the "underprivileged" could get better educations. Then when the city decided to start putting some black and hispanic underachievers in the lily-white charter schools with their little darlings, they screamed like stuck pigs. They didn't want those nasty, disruptive thugs in classes with their precious kids! Sure, they want them to be taken care of, but in other peoples' (i.e. deplorables') schools, not their schools.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 12, 2019 01:17 PM (fqUgw)

As always....

Not In My Back Yard.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2019 01:18 PM (UnA8+)

333 Maxine Waters is originally from St. Louis.
----------------------
Did you find it odd that Maxine's husband is a banker who made a ton of money on the Clinton Mortgage Ponzi Scheme and she didn't know Messiah Obama federalized the Student Loan Program in 2010 and she's the chairwoman of the Financial Services Committee? I'm guessing Mr. Maxine doesn't actually sleep with her on a regular basis.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 12, 2019 01:18 PM (2LelM)

334 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8FYu9dUwas

========

New Star Wars trailer.

Looks like a movie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 12, 2019 01:18 PM (XSSCs)

335 San Jose city council votes unanimously to fly rainbow flags near new Chick-fil-A location
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That would make CFA very happy to adopt the flags as the old-fashioned gift from the Lord after the flood.

I really resent a religious symbol being used for anti-religious mockery, but I don't think CFA will.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 12, 2019 01:19 PM (MIKMs)

336
As always....

Not In My Back Yard.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2019 01:18 PM (UnA8+)

Says who?!?!

Posted by: Pete Buttplug at April 12, 2019 01:19 PM (Ct55T)

337 >>IIRC, he said he has stuff that would be released if he were killed. A couple times he's tweeted out the ref# to the data or whatever it is.

The Ecuadorian Embassy was one of the safest places he could be. Every square inch of London is covered by security cameras and that goes double for government buildings.

Besides, it's not like he had the information with him and as you said he's threatened many times to release everything if he is killed.

Posted by: John Wick at April 12, 2019 01:19 PM (/tuJf)

338 San Jose must suck a lot of cock.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 12, 2019 01:19 PM (2LelM)

339 246 The 3 pillars of worship for the leftist religion.Abortion.Homosexuality.The Planet.
Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2019 01:04 PM (BXMxN)

Abortion - no doubt
Homosexuality - need to expand to sexual deviancy, to cover it all
The Planet - they don't give a shit about The Planet. It's all about RULING The Planet - so: Marx, Karl.

Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 01:19 PM (fF3XF)

340 338 San Jose must suck a lot of cock.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 12, 2019 01:19 PM (2LelM)

Do you know the way?

Posted by: Shep! at April 12, 2019 01:20 PM (NWiLs)

341 The Chick-fil-A near me is ALWAYS busy. They have two drive-thru lanes and they're always busy.

Except on Sunday. Because evil Christianists.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2019 01:20 PM (ptqGC)

342 Oh my, Trump tweeted that he indeed is considering "placing" "migrants" into Sanctuary Cities... LOL... My God heads are exploding....

Posted by: Swalwell at April 12, 2019 01:20 PM (O2RFr)

343 Trolling is good. There's an Alinsky rule that says, "A good tactic is one that your people enjoy." We're enjoying this. Our enemies aren't supposed to.

Schwarzenegger was a piss-poor Republican Governor, but he DID once send the Assembly a veto with a "Fuck You" hidden in plain sight on it. And you gotta like that just a little.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 12, 2019 01:20 PM (ju9gW)

344 Trump is the kind of guy, like me, that doesn't go to the toilet until it is time. And the business is done in under two minutes.

Posted by: JAS at April 12, 2019 01:20 PM (KOCKb)

345 NY Dems Block Bill Expanding College Tuition For Gold Star Families After Approving $27M In Tuition Aid For Illegal Aliens: Report

-
Seems fair.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 12, 2019 01:20 PM (+y/Ru)

346 >>San Jose city council votes unanimously to fly rainbow flags near new Chick-fil-A location

Irish hardest hit as they find chicken at the end of the rainbow.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 12, 2019 01:20 PM (t6MX/)

347 340
Do you know the way?
Posted by: Shep! at April 12, 2019 01:20 PM (NWiLs)

We don't want this sickness in Uganda.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2019 01:20 PM (UnA8+)

348 @SarahKSilverman

This morning Trump sat on the toilet and when he got up 10 minutes later there was a huge smelly shit in it. Clearly the work of the VIOLENT ALT LEFT

-------

This is why you were never funny at all sugartits.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 12, 2019 01:21 PM (8XRCm)

349
Maxine Waters is originally from St. Louis.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Just like Fred Sanford and family.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2019 01:21 PM (aKsyK)

350 If Chick-fil-A were open on Sundays, the domestic chicken would go extinct.

It's really brand preservation, if you think about it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 12, 2019 01:21 PM (Ct55T)

351 Usually it's Ron Perlman tweeting about Trump & bowel movements

Posted by: josephistan at April 12, 2019 01:21 PM (7HtZB)

352 333I'm guessing Mr. Maxine doesn't actually sleep with her on a regular basis.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 12, 2019 01:18 PM (2LelM)

This way, when someone exclaims to Mr. Maxine "Are you F***ing stupid?" He can reply "Nope.".

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 12, 2019 01:21 PM (jxbfJ)

353 349
Maxine Waters is originally from St. Louis.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Just like Fred Sanford and family.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2019 01:21 PM (aKsyK)

She's definitely a big dummy.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2019 01:22 PM (NWiLs)

354 "But it will be joyous watching them tie themselves into a pretzel trying to explain why if they're all about #refugeeswelcome they're not willing to have them next door to them."

Cloward-Piven can be used by others, Mx. Lefty. I say send them all to California, overload and overwhelm that place, and snap it first.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up A Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 12, 2019 01:22 PM (hLRSq)

355 Do you know the way to San Jose?...

Posted by: Cory Booker at April 12, 2019 01:22 PM (KOCKb)

356 My bowel movements are yuge and luxurious.
Donald Trump

Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2019 01:22 PM (BXMxN)

357 My bowel movements are yuge and luxurious.
Donald Trump
Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2019 01:22 PM (BXMxN)

I have the best bowel movements. The very best.

Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 01:23 PM (fF3XF)

358 357 My bowel movements are yuge and luxurious.
Donald Trump
Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2019 01:22 PM (BXMxN)

I have the best bowel movements. The very best.
Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 01:23 PM (fF3XF)

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Yuge.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 12, 2019 01:23 PM (XSSCs)

359 354 Cloward-Piven can be used by others, Mx. Lefty. I say send them all to California, overload and overwhelm that place, and snap it first.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up A Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 12, 2019 01:22 PM (hLRSq)

Plop them all right down in Silicon Valley.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2019 01:24 PM (UnA8+)

360 *NOOD!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 12, 2019 01:24 PM (Ckg4U)

361 358 357 My bowel movements are yuge and luxurious.
Donald Trump
Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2019 01:22 PM (BXMxN)

I have the best bowel movements. The very best.
Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 01:23 PM (fF3XF)

=========

Yuge.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 12, 2019 01:23 PM (XSSCs)

Like you wouldn't believe.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 12, 2019 01:24 PM (Ct55T)

362 New Star Wars trailer.

Looks like a movie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 12, 2019 01:18 PM (XSSCs)

It ain't that hard to make a deceitful trailer.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 12, 2019 01:25 PM (qScdK)

363 122 26,374.43 +231.38 (+0.89%)"

Pi are squared?

Pie are round.

Posted by: free tibet at April 12, 2019 01:25 PM (IMdOQ)

364 >>My husband believes if Assange knows anything at all about Seth Rich's murder, he'll get Arkancided just like (possibly) Rich.

FWIW, Kim Dotcom has said he facilitated the transfer of DNC data from Seth Rich to WikiLeaks.
He volunteered to come to the US and testify on record in exchange for safe passage/to from the US (not asking for immunity on other things, just the ability to make his statement). I don't know how reliable that guy is, so . . . guess we'll see where all this goes now that the Mueller investigation is over.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2019 01:25 PM (W+vEI)

365 It can't be any worse than it already is in SF.
Riding BART is a nightmare, crazies walking from train to train, pantsless, vomiting.
I had to pepper spray a guy one time.
Guess who the cops came after, me, or the crazy?

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at April 12, 2019 01:26 PM (w7KSn)

366 This is a proposed law about a single man. Out of curiosity, would this be uncomfortably close to a Bill of Attainder? His rights aren't being violated and he isn't being expropriated but it is akin to being accused, found guilty and punished without a trial. It seems like it might be walking right up to the line.

I know that these are their rules and I am fine with Congress ousting him from his chairmanship (in fact, that should be encouraged) but doing it through a bill seems borderline.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2019 01:26 PM (I2dne)

367 Not sure it's pillars of Leftism but their dividing divisions are race, gender, class

Posted by: Skip at April 12, 2019 01:27 PM (BbGew)

368
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Just like Fred Sanford and family.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2019 01:21 PM (aKsyK)

She's definitely a big dummy.

Maxine Waters is Aunt Esther?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 12, 2019 01:28 PM (TAmPV)

369 There is a nood

Posted by: navybrat, stays off BART trains at April 12, 2019 01:28 PM (w7KSn)

370 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2019 01:26 PM (I2dne)

It's a good point, but I don't think a "Sense of the House" resolution has the force of law. Does it?

Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 01:28 PM (fF3XF)

371 I know that these are their rules and I am fine with Congress ousting him from his chairmanship (in fact, that should be encouraged) but doing it through a bill seems borderline.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2019 01:26 PM (I2dne)

The point of the exercise is not the law, it's the insult contained within the law. The mission is already accomplished, even though there's no way in hell this thing actually passes

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 12, 2019 01:29 PM (Ct55T)

372 While entertaining, I would prefer Congress to actually do stuff like kill obamacare and restore free speech to colleges.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at April 12, 2019 01:29 PM (1k8Fo)

373 It's a good point, but I don't think a "Sense of the House" resolution has the force of law. Does it?
Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 01:28 PM (fF3XF)
+++++++++
No idea. It probably doesn't, and Congress is largely self-policing. If it doesn't have the same connotations of law, then play through and oust the bastard.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2019 01:31 PM (I2dne)

374 Meanwhile the news is all screaming about a report that the Trump administration considered collecting up the flood of illegals and dumping them into sanctuary cities (as folks here suggested a few times).

And their response is... hilarious. Its a wall of outrage and "using politics to punish opponents!!!! waaahh!!!!"

Its like they cannot help themselves when the bait comes out, they dive in face first and take the biggest bite they can. They're proving his point.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2019 12:45 PM (39g3+)

dodn't o'douchenozzel do the same thing 5 or so yers ago?

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 12, 2019 01:36 PM (8D42x)

375 So, the Green New Deal is, in part, based to the same myth that helped to get apartheid going.
Posted by: SMOD at April 12, 2019 01:11 PM (QkjLD)

Well, a 21-storey apartment block, with two suites occupied by squatters is, to all intents and purposes, vacant.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2019 01:36 PM (TfwlC)

376 Waters, Nadler...the list of ignorant, incompetent Dem congress crittersis long.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2019 01:42 PM (w54mS)

377 If we had an honest media, Schiff would have
hounded out of office already after being pranked by those Russian dudes
telling him they had nude photos of Trump -- played endlessly on
national media for days.

And were he a Republican, that's what would have happened. Instead
he's praised and protected on 'comedy' late night shows and in the news.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2019 12:37 PM (39g3+)[/]i

Absolutely correct. I am afraid our side underestimates the sheer power and influence that the media culture has. When our side warns the Democrats that their abuses will be turned on them I don't actually believe it because unless the media narrative also turns, the Democrats will never suffer any ill effects. The media are the ringmasters and sadly, a decisive number of Americans are nothing more than trained circus animals, doing their bidding.

Posted by: LGoPs at April 12, 2019 01:47 PM (hzVKs)

378 PDT taking it to all the lefty sanctuary cities.

Here's a Juanx1000 for you and a Juanx1000 for you and a Jose x 50,000 for Nanc'ys district.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 12, 2019 02:10 PM (SDVgT)

379 I think it's darkly amusing there was talk of putting illegals in sanctuary cities.

Not at all hilarious, but not a surprise. Killer who raped and drowned a jogger in Jersey City was an illegal who had been kicked out of the country twice.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2019 02:22 PM (FSPNP)

380 Trump grade trolling!

Well done Congressman Matt!

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at April 12, 2019 03:21 PM (KgdZx)

381 Don't know if anyone beat me to this but I couldn't resist. Pencil Neck Geek
by the immortal Freddie Blassie https://youtu.be/XkB_CFi9row

Posted by: Nick Danger Third Eye at April 12, 2019 09:27 PM (c1JKE)

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