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https://youtu.be/m2Jk2zlbrdQ Posted by: Zaklog the Great at April 12, 2019 09:30 AM (fJdXx) 2
This guy famous such that we should know why he's being chased?
Posted by: Someguy at April 12, 2019 09:31 AM (oTYTN) 3
Did he just stab his wife?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 12, 2019 09:31 AM (gC2IV) 4
Hmmm. Is he going to stab his wife to keep the Mongols from getting her?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 12, 2019 09:32 AM (fuK7c) 5
I guess he's offing her before she's raped and pillaged?
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 12, 2019 09:32 AM (sLicW) 6
Are those "Turks" closing in? Is he gonna off his wife before they reach him?
Posted by: BignJames at April 12, 2019 09:32 AM (ykq7q) 7
3 Did he just stab his wife?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 12, 2019 09:31 AM (gC2IV) Could be murder suicide in the face of pursuing Saracens(?). Posted by: Someguy at April 12, 2019 09:32 AM (oTYTN) 8
dramatic
Posted by: kallisto at April 12, 2019 09:33 AM (RVjrl) 9
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at April 12, 2019 09:33 AM (IXZGh) 10
Looks like bring your wife to work day didn't go as expected.
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 12, 2019 09:33 AM (sLicW) Posted by: Sponge at April 12, 2019 09:33 AM (IXZGh) 12
Oh, I see. He's disabling his wife so he can make his getaway. The old I only have to outrun you gambit.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 12, 2019 09:33 AM (gC2IV) 13
Looks like some people doing something.
Posted by: freaked at April 12, 2019 09:34 AM (Tnijr) 14
3 Did he just stab his wife?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 12, 2019 09:31 AM (gC2IV) Reminds me of this: tinyurl.com/y3evlbu3 Posted by: Kris at April 12, 2019 09:34 AM (OyyDO) 15
Is that a still from that M. Night Shamalamadingdong movie with Mel Gibson and Joakim Phoenix?
Posted by: Sponge at April 12, 2019 09:34 AM (IXZGh) 16
Surrounded by Turkish Bastards the poor wife asked to be stabbed to keep from dying horribly by rape and abuse. Husband complied then turned to face the enemy and was beheaded.
Posted by: Catman at April 12, 2019 09:34 AM (oLiTF) 17
Is he catching her on her way down from the sniper strike?
Posted by: Sponge at April 12, 2019 09:35 AM (IXZGh) 18
12 Oh, I see. He's disabling his wife so he can make his getaway. The old I only have to outrun you gambit.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 12, 2019 09:33 AM (gC2IV) She seems to be pretty in to it as she's already ripped her bodice. Posted by: Someguy at April 12, 2019 09:35 AM (oTYTN) Posted by: BignJames at April 12, 2019 09:35 AM (ykq7q) 20
At least we get bewb.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 12, 2019 09:36 AM (fuK7c) 21
All in all, I think I prefer the lady with the snake.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 12, 2019 09:36 AM (gC2IV) 22
What about the guy who took the picture? What happened to him?
Posted by: freaked at April 12, 2019 09:36 AM (Tnijr) 23
She's asking him to do it. She's holding open her blouse. There are fates worst than death.
Posted by: Kris at April 12, 2019 09:36 AM (OyyDO) 24
He just injected her with the Mr. Hyde serum and she's going to whip some Ottoman ass.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2019 09:36 AM (NWiLs) 25
so much of world history is a horror show
Posted by: kallisto at April 12, 2019 09:37 AM (RVjrl) 26
This painting makes my SMR blood boil in my veins. Love it!!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 12, 2019 09:38 AM (5aX2M) 27
I'm sorry dahlink, but you're just not that good a lay.....
Posted by: Sponge at April 12, 2019 09:38 AM (IXZGh) Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 12, 2019 09:38 AM (Rarvo) 29
Hullo.
Posted by: Maxim at April 12, 2019 09:38 AM (rDi1r) 30
hiya
Posted by: JT at April 12, 2019 09:38 AM (etp+0) 31
I guess a simple "nood" isn't a thing today...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 12, 2019 09:39 AM (AM1GF) 32
All kidding aside, it's amazing how often human history is punctuated by miserable fucks who force normals to make such decisions.
Posted by: red speck at April 12, 2019 09:39 AM (6Krd7) 33
25 so much of world history is a horror show
Posted by: kallisto at April 12, 2019 09:37 AM (RVjrl) I think that's why I ultimately choose art history. The horrors and tragedy of history filtered through the beauty of art. Posted by: Kris at April 12, 2019 09:39 AM (OyyDO) 34
Sock, be gone with you!
Posted by: Delaforce at April 12, 2019 09:39 AM (rDi1r) Posted by: freaked at April 12, 2019 09:39 AM (Tnijr) 36
Mercy Killing - a limerick The Saracens are coming, he cried So alas I must slay you, my bride. I shall use this sharp knife For taking your life An act that I call skewer-cide! Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2019 09:40 AM (m45I2) Posted by: HA at April 12, 2019 09:40 AM (MAstk) 38
Cierre Wood, who played five games with two National Football League teams, appeared in court Thursday in Las Vegas on suspicion of first-degree murder after a 5-year-old girl whom he was accused of abusing died.
Wood, who ran for almost 2,500 yards at the University of Notre Dame, appeared in three games for the Houston Texans in 2013 and two games for the Buffalo Bills in 2015. He rushed five times for 4 1/2 yards in his career before playing in the Canadian Football League. Posted by: SMOD at April 12, 2019 09:40 AM (QkjLD) 39
I guess a simple "nood" isn't a thing today...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 12, 2019 09:39 AM (AM1GF) I was still reading the content when this one showed up. Sorry. I was too busy FIRST!!!!!ing. Posted by: Sponge at April 12, 2019 09:40 AM (IXZGh) 40
She looks like her bosoms are heaving.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 12, 2019 09:41 AM (xfb67) 41
Aw come on lady, no worries! 'W' told me islam is the Religion of Peace.
Posted by: kallisto at April 12, 2019 09:41 AM (RVjrl) Posted by: Nurse ratched at April 12, 2019 09:41 AM (92FDx) 43
Nice one, Muldoon!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 12, 2019 09:41 AM (gC2IV) 44
Surrounded by Turkish Bastards the poor wife asked to be stabbed to keep from dying horribly by rape and abuse. Husband complied then turned to face the enemy and was beheaded.
Posted by: Catman So, don't lose yer head over a dame ? Posted by: JT at April 12, 2019 09:41 AM (etp+0) 45
32 All kidding aside, it's amazing how often human history is punctuated by miserable fucks who force normals to make such decisions.
Posted by: red speck at April 12, 2019 09:39 AM (6Krd7) History is war and oppression punctuated by peace and more rarely liberty. Posted by: Someguy at April 12, 2019 09:42 AM (oTYTN) 46
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Looks like bring your wife to work day didn't go as expected. Posted by: clutch cargo at April 12, 2019 * * . . . Early nominee for threadwinner! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2019 09:42 AM (elsTe) 47
This may be trouble ..
Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein defended Attorney General William Barr's summary of the Special Counsel's report in an interview published Wednesday. Posted by: SMOD at April 12, 2019 09:42 AM (QkjLD) 48
Alright, let us go and I'll bring back the sun!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 12, 2019 09:42 AM (gC2IV) 49
What about the guy who took the picture? What happened to him?
Posted by: freaked Him? Hell, he set the camera up on a timer. He unassed the AO a while ago. Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2019 09:43 AM (dDUXP) 50
I had a dream once where there were zombies attacking my wife and I. There were 2 bullets left in the gun. We decided that we weren't going to make it and didn't want to be zombies, so I shot her, then myself. As I was dying, I suddenly could understand what the zombies were saying and a child was asking why we did such a thing.......then I woke up hating my brain that it would come up with such a thing.
Posted by: Sponge at April 12, 2019 09:43 AM (IXZGh) 51
Geez, Horde. Ya' could called, ya' know.
Posted by: creeper at April 12, 2019 09:43 AM (PLU0I) 52
The dead horse is a nice detail. It's been ridden into the ground which is why our couple has to stand here.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 12, 2019 09:43 AM (fuK7c) Posted by: JT at April 12, 2019 09:44 AM (etp+0) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 12, 2019 09:44 AM (pMvUN) 55
I guess a simple "nood" isn't a thing today...
Posted by: Brother Cavil It's been getting that way lately. Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2019 09:44 AM (dDUXP) 56
Looks like bring your wife to work day didn't go as expected.
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 12, 2019 * * . . . Early nominee for threadwinner! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2019 09:42 AM (elsTe Agreed. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up A Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 12, 2019 09:45 AM (hLRSq) 57
In ancient Pergammon, the city raised a monument to their victory over the Gauls. But unlike typical Greek images of defeated enemies, the Pergammese (Pergmmonians?) depicted the Gauls is idealized, heroic warriors, honorable and worthy adversaries. One of the group is a chieftain killing his wife to save her from capture and enslavement by the Greeks. I posted the link up top, but here it is again.
tinyurl.com/y3evlbu3 Here's another of that group: tinyurl.com/yywym8c5 Beautiful. Posted by: Kris at April 12, 2019 09:45 AM (OyyDO) 58
Are we supposed to know who these people are?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 12, 2019 09:44 AM (pMvUN) Russians!....pay attention. Posted by: BignJames at April 12, 2019 09:45 AM (ykq7q) 59
Very odd painting.
TGIF! boom, boom. BOOM! Posted by: Nurse ratched at April 12, 2019 09:41 AM (92FDx) Three shots were fired...... Posted by: Sponge at April 12, 2019 09:45 AM (IXZGh) 60
Better dead than raped by Turks.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2019 09:45 AM (U2TY5) 61
It looks like he's going to stab his wife so that the mob doesn't kill her.
Posted by: t-bird at April 12, 2019 09:45 AM (1+J19) 62
I guess a simple "nood" isn't a thing today...
Posted by: Brother Cavil It's been getting that way lately. Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2019 09:44 AM (dDUXP) The overwhelming desire to be FIRST!!!!! is ruining the blog. Posted by: Sponge at April 12, 2019 09:45 AM (IXZGh) 63
They were just Muslim refugees who came for peace and asylum! You can't expect them to conform to your social norms of not raping and torturing women!!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 12, 2019 09:46 AM (dNzKv) 64
This may be trouble ..
Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein defended Attorney General William Barr's summary of the Special Counsel's report in an interview published Wednesday. Posted by: SMOD at April 12, 2019 09:42 AM (QkjLD) Rosenstein had to - he helped with the summary and signed off on it. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up A Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 12, 2019 09:46 AM (hLRSq) 65
Posted by: Sponge at April 12, 2019 09:43 AM (IXZGh)
------------ I'm an expert in dream interpretation. Were you wearing loafers in your dream? Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 12, 2019 09:47 AM (gC2IV) 66
Nood Monkey!! There you were told. Don't complain to us later when it actually posts.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 12, 2019 09:47 AM (dNzKv) 67
Do you folks realize this is a fascist web site?
I have it on good authority from my friend the socialist, who (after probably only skimming the headlines in the Morning Report) stated I was relying on a fascist website for my political information. Quote: "This is so inflammatory, exaggerated and biased. No wonder your perceptions are so warped after reading such rubbish. The garbage here is toxic! Unbelievable!" His suggestion for an alternative informational website? Facebook. . . . Normal 0 false false false EN-US X-NONE X-NONE /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-priority:99; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0in; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"Calibri",sans-serif; mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-hansi-font-family:Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi;} Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2019 09:47 AM (elsTe) Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 12, 2019 09:47 AM (fuK7c) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2019 09:47 AM (elsTe) 70
61 It looks like he's going to stab his wife so that the mob doesn't kill her.
Posted by: t-bird at April 12, 2019 09:45 AM (1+J19) They were going to rape her to death, eat her flesh and sew her skin into their clothes. And if she was really lucky, they were going to do it in that order. Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2019 09:47 AM (NWiLs) 71
The #1 'ment isn't Cool, anymore, kids. The cool #'s for 'ments are #316, a.k.a. the "Jesus 'Ment," and the #404 because it's the "Error" 'ment. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 12, 2019 09:47 AM (pMvUN) Posted by: t-bird at April 12, 2019 09:48 AM (VP1E6) 73
I finally show up to see the barrel eating someone.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 12, 2019 09:48 AM (oh/Sd) 74
Barrel......
Posted by: Sponge at April 12, 2019 09:48 AM (IXZGh) 75
Oops. I didn't post from Word, but copied some lines from Outlook. I deleted them after retyping, but I still got the big kahuna.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2019 09:48 AM (elsTe) 76
Are we supposed to know who these people are?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 12, 2019 09:44 AM (pMvUN) Russians!....pay attention. Posted by: BignJames Ahhh. So THOSE are the Russians who helped Trump and the Saracens are the Democrats. Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2019 09:48 AM (dDUXP) 77
Can we short a first? Can I call first on the monkey post now, and have it apply as soon as the monkey post is up?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 12, 2019 09:48 AM (dNzKv) 78
I'm an expert in dream interpretation. Were you wearing loafers in your dream?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 12, 2019 09:47 AM (gC2IV) No..... Posted by: Sponge at April 12, 2019 09:48 AM (IXZGh) 79
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2019 09:47 AM (elsTe
You're lucky - we ordered a new barrel after Avenatti used it yesterday. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up A Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 12, 2019 09:48 AM (hLRSq) 80
See ya, Wolf.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 12, 2019 09:48 AM (gC2IV) Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2019 09:48 AM (LOTPh) 82
75 Oops. I didn't post from Word, but copied some lines from Outlook. I deleted them after retyping, but I still got the big kahuna.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2019 09:48 AM (elsTe) ======== It was just bad luck. Try again. It'll be fine this time. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 12, 2019 09:49 AM (oh/Sd) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2019 09:49 AM (elsTe) 84
Are you done painting yet? Because this is a REALLY uncomfortable position.
(Dramatic! Has anybody looked up the back story?) Posted by: Tsar Vladimir I at April 12, 2019 09:49 AM (RD7QR) 85
All kidding aside, it's amazing how often human history is punctuated by miserable fucks who force normals to make such decisions.
Posted by: red speck -------------- It's becoming a daily event. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2019 09:49 AM (fZcn6) 86
Helloooooo nurse!
Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2019 09:49 AM (NWiLs) 87
"Honey, I'm not sure this is a good time for that..."
Posted by: mindful webworker's critical critiqueue at April 12, 2019 09:49 AM (GvEen) 88
Nood Monkey!! There you were told. Don't complain to us later when it actually posts.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Well, in that case, nood ONT. Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2019 09:50 AM (dDUXP) 89
Oops. I didn't post from Word, but copied some lines from Outlook. I deleted them after retyping, but I still got the big kahuna.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2019 09:48 AM (elsTe) Go to the barrel. Feel shame..... Posted by: Sponge at April 12, 2019 09:50 AM (IXZGh) 90
45 32 All kidding aside, it's amazing how often human history is punctuated by miserable fucks who force normals to make such decisions.
Posted by: red speck at April 12, 2019 09:39 AM (6Krd7) History is war and oppression punctuated by peace and more rarely liberty. Posted by: Someguy at April 12, 2019 09:42 AM (oTYTN) This is probably the biggest reason I could never be a Socialist. They believe in the perfectibility of the species. After reading a ton of history, and learning of the butchery of Man century after century, with most of the savagery happening less than 100 years ago, I do not believe Man is perfectible. In fact, I may be beginning to believe that Man is getting worse. Posted by: Kris at April 12, 2019 09:50 AM (OyyDO) 91
Hey, the chess thread is up!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 12, 2019 09:50 AM (dNzKv) 92
A scene from the Great Pierogi Wars?
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at April 12, 2019 09:51 AM (gYKMg) 93
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2019 09:47 AM (elsTe
You're lucky - we ordered a new barrel after Avenatti used it yesterday. Posted by: Mikey NTH Bad news? It won't be here until Monday. Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2019 09:51 AM (dDUXP) 94
The Dobozi Defense is often played in chess but it's not very successful.
Posted by: dantesed at April 12, 2019 09:51 AM (88xKn) 95
Is she letting him cop a feel?
Posted by: ALH at April 12, 2019 09:52 AM (uLuPn) Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 12, 2019 09:52 AM (gC2IV) 97
This is probably the biggest reason I could never be a Socialist. They believe in the perfectibility of the species. After reading a ton of history, and learning of the butchery of Man century after century, with most of the savagery happening less than 100 years ago, I do not believe Man is perfectible. In fact, I may be beginning to believe that Man is getting worse.
Posted by: Kris Man shit the bed after the first bite of the apple. Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2019 09:52 AM (dDUXP) 98
>> Is she letting him cop a feel?
Field Lumpectomy. If you look close you will see that is Father Mulcahey with a fake mustache. Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2019 09:53 AM (LOTPh) 99
Facebook doesn't have a barrel, it is a barrel.
Posted by: freaked at April 12, 2019 09:53 AM (Tnijr) 100
This is probably the biggest reason I could never be a Socialist. They believe in the perfectibility of the species. After reading a ton of history, and learning of the butchery of Man century after century, with most of the savagery happening less than 100 years ago, I do not believe Man is perfectible. In fact, I may be beginning to believe that Man is getting worse.
Posted by: Kris at April 12, 2019 09:50 AM (OyyDO) Hey, socialists know best.....they also make the best moral scolds. Posted by: BignJames at April 12, 2019 09:53 AM (ykq7q) Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 12, 2019 09:53 AM (fuK7c) 102
stated I was relying on a fascist website for my political information.
JJ, The Fascist. Sounds more up-scale than Nazi. It's a shame your friend doesn't even know what those words mean. And JJ has been ¡en fuego! with his commentary lately! Posted by: t-bird at April 12, 2019 09:53 AM (Ibwur) 103
Reminds me of Woody's line from Annie Hall: "My Granny didn't do any knitting. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks."
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at April 12, 2019 09:54 AM (gYKMg) 104
85 All kidding aside, it's amazing how often human history is punctuated by miserable fucks who force normals to make such decisions.
Human history is largely predominated by miserable fucks making things shitty for normals. That we get any peace or enjoyment out of life at all is miraculous. Some get more than others, sure, but human history is largely ugly and brutish. Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2019 09:54 AM (NWiLs) 105
Better dead than in The Barrel
Posted by: josephistan at April 12, 2019 09:54 AM (7HtZB) 106
Epic gray space. *scroll*scroll*scroll*. You'll know you are big time when you copy/paste 289 comments into the bottom of the thread. Those aren't pickles floating in the barrel, btw.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 12, 2019 09:54 AM (bWBdM) 107
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This is probably the biggest reason I could never be a Socialist. They believe in the perfectibility of the species. After reading a ton of history, and learning of the butchery of Man century after century, with most of the savagery happening less than 100 years ago, I do not believe Man is perfectible. In fact, I may be beginning to believe that Man is getting worse. Posted by: Kris at April 12, 2019 09:50 AM (OyyDO) ========== Why do you think history is getting less important in public education? Why don't kids read Greek drama anymore? I swear, reading Sophocles (on my own) opened my eyes to how we really haven't changed in 3,000 years. If we haven't significantly changed in millennia despite the advances in knowledge, mores, morals, and technology, then we're never going to change without some kind of intervention that stops us from being human. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 12, 2019 09:55 AM (oh/Sd) 108
That horse sure chose a funny time to take a nap.
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2019 09:55 AM (LOTPh) Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 12, 2019 09:55 AM (oh/Sd) 110
Amazon employees DEMAND that Bezos divest Amazon from evil fosil fuels.
I guess that means no more shipping packages by plane or truck. What could go wrong? Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 12, 2019 09:56 AM (FiUMj) 111
Here we come a-barreling...
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at April 12, 2019 09:56 AM (gYKMg) Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2019 09:56 AM (LOTPh) 113
Barrel, I welcome thee!
(But be sure to read what I commented about how we're all fascists here.) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius >Yeah, no. Posted by: Delaforce at April 12, 2019 09:56 AM (rDi1r) 114
110 Amazon employees DEMAND that Bezos divest Amazon from evil fosil fuels.
I guess that means no more shipping packages by plane or truck. What could go wrong? Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 12, 2019 09:56 AM (FiUMj) ========= Two day shipping, by horse and buggy! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 12, 2019 09:56 AM (oh/Sd) 115
Aren't we overdue for Fake News to report yet another "massive data breach" in which some giant corporation "lost" the personal info of hundred of thousands of its customers? Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 12, 2019 09:57 AM (pMvUN) Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 12, 2019 09:57 AM (gC2IV) 117
You're lucky - we ordered a new barrel after Avenatti used it yesterday.
Posted by: Mikey NTH Bad news? It won't be here until Monday. Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2019 09:51 AM (dDUXP) ------------------ Poor, poor barrel. The screams were frightening. I didn't know a barrel could make such sounds. Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 12, 2019 09:57 AM (qC1Sy) 118
Amazon employees DEMAND that Bezos divest Amazon from evil fosil fuels.
I guess that means no more shipping packages by plane or truck. What could go wrong? Posted by: Lurking Lurker Amazon is gonna be divesting itself from some employees. Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2019 09:58 AM (dDUXP) 119
I'm not familiar with the artist but am impressed. He has captured the story with dark colors: the smoke, the deep reds of distant fire, the shadows cast by the burning buildings, against the white of the wife's breast. With the dark image of the dead horse, the painting could have been titled "The Last Stand" or "Failed Escape". It's a powerful depiction of desperate courage and tragedy worthy of Shakespeare or Homer.
Posted by: JTB at April 12, 2019 09:58 AM (bmdz3) 120
>> Amazon employees DEMAND that Bezos divest Amazon from evil fosil fuels.
Wait until they find out that e-Books and Streaming Music are WORSE for the environment than Books and Physical Media. Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2019 09:58 AM (LOTPh) 121
Two day shipping, by horse and buggy!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 12, 2019 09:56 AM (oh/Sd) ----------------- Road Apple Express! Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 12, 2019 09:58 AM (qC1Sy) 122
That was a regular thing for a while -- big corporations "losing" our personal data (ho hum, oh well, I guess), and it hasn't happened in a while. It's probably happening but they're just not telling us, anymore. Besides, they're SELLING our personal info, anyway. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 12, 2019 09:59 AM (pMvUN) 123
In fact, I may be beginning to believe that Man is getting worse.
Posted by: Kris at April 12, 2019 09:50 AM (OyyDO) The irony of it all is that man is getting worse because of the increasing belief in the perfectability of the species. It was an animating factor of the French revolution and every radical revolution since - a belief that if you just tear out the old system root and branch, and hold a gun to people's heads for long enough, they'll forget their old habits* and be perfect. *They don't believe humanity has a solid nature, and that civilization as constructed is to blame for the rottenness in the soul of man. I blame Rousseau for that. Noble savage, my ass. Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 12, 2019 09:59 AM (J+mig) 124
If we haven't significantly changed in millennia despite the advances in knowledge, mores, morals, and technology, then we're never going to change without some kind of intervention that stops us from being human.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 12, 2019 09:55 AM (oh/Sd) Anytime there's more than one human...half of them knows "what's best" for the other half. Posted by: BignJames at April 12, 2019 09:59 AM (ykq7q) 125
Is this wife stabbin' thing legal?
Posted by: Billy Jeff from Chapaqua at April 12, 2019 09:59 AM (flINI) 126
#110
All Amazon packages to be wrapped in brown paper and twine and shipped in wagons drawn by teams of horses (as in the Teamsters logo) and Erie Canal barges. Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at April 12, 2019 09:59 AM (gYKMg) 127
Amazon employees DEMAND that Bezos divest Amazon from evil fosil fuels.
I guess that means no more shipping packages by plane or truck. What could go wrong? Posted by: Lurking Lurker So what you're saying is, they're about to have job openings... Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 12, 2019 10:00 AM (AM1GF) 128
If we haven't significantly changed in millennia despite the advances in knowledge, mores, morals, and technology, then we're never going to change without some kind of intervention that stops us from being human.
==================== Presbyterians figured this out; start at total depravity. No where to go but up from there! Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 12, 2019 10:00 AM (bWBdM) 129
with most of the savagery happening less than 100 years ago, I do not believe Man is perfectible.
Killing everyone who doesn't agree with you is how you perfect the species. That seems to be what they mean by 'perfectible'. A perfect world has no conflicting ideas. Posted by: t-bird at April 12, 2019 10:00 AM (cfSLd) 130
124 If we haven't significantly changed in millennia despite the advances in knowledge, mores, morals, and technology, then we're never going to change without some kind of intervention that stops us from being human.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 12, 2019 09:55 AM (oh/Sd) Anytime there's more than one human...half of them knows "what's best" for the other half. Posted by: BignJames at April 12, 2019 09:59 AM (ykq7q) =========== I've always loved how the movie Serenity approached human perfectibility. Genetic tampering on an unsuspecting population that made most people completely uninterested in doing literally anything, including eating. There was a side effect where 0.1% of the population went raving and cannibalistically mad. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 12, 2019 10:01 AM (oh/Sd) 131
Sponge
Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at April 12, 2019 10:01 AM (uopCm) 132
If we haven't significantly changed in millennia despite the advances in knowledge, mores, morals, and technology, then we're never going to change without some kind of intervention that stops us from being human.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 12, 2019 09:55 AM (oh/Sd) The human animal only changes on evolutionary time scales, unless you get into genetic engineering. That's a simple scientific fact, but all of these oh so brilliant social engineers just can't figure it out. Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 12, 2019 10:02 AM (J+mig) 133
All Amazon packages to be wrapped in brown paper and twine and shipped in wagons drawn by teams of horses (as in the Teamsters logo) and Erie Canal barges.
"Oh, I gotta gal and her name is Sal Fifteen miles on the Erie Canal" Posted by: JT at April 12, 2019 10:02 AM (etp+0) 134
I could not find out about Dobroze. Everyth9iong I found was in some foreign language I could not decipher.
Posted by: Vic at April 12, 2019 10:02 AM (mpXpK) 135
Aren't we overdue for Fake News to report yet another "massive data breach" in which some giant corporation "lost" the personal info of hundred of thousands of its customers?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 12, 2019 09:57 AM (pMvUN) ___ They don't give a fuck. Recently I had to take a drug test for a client. Which is annoyingly happening more and more these days, especially if the company does any bidness with the feds. Anyway, I go in to the lab the company does all its screening though. They ask me to fill out this 2 page form including my SSN, DOB, all sorts of shit. I say, you don't need all this for me to take a piss test. The clerk says I need all this to fill into my computer. So I say fine I'm going to give you my name and phone number and everything else is made up. And lo and behold it did not affect the lab's ability to analyze my pee. This is the root of the problem. 90% of the data corps have on people is not needed. Also see medical providers who will never fucking get my SSN into their database no matter how many times they tell me the computer needs it. Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 12, 2019 10:02 AM (FiUMj) 136
>>Rosenstein had to - he helped with the summary and signed off on it.
And Trump retweeted the article. Cause he hates Rosenstein. Posted by: JackStraw at April 12, 2019 10:02 AM (/tuJf) 137
Killing everyone who doesn't agree with you is how you perfect the species. That seems to be what they mean by 'perfectible'. A perfect world has no conflicting ideas. Posted by: t-bird at April 12, 2019 10:00 AM (cfSLd) They make a desert and call it peace. Posted by: Someguy at April 12, 2019 10:02 AM (oTYTN) 138
I crossed a picket line today. It felt good.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 12, 2019 10:04 AM (fuK7c) 139
They believe in the perfectibility of the species. After reading a ton of history, and learning of the butchery of Man century after century, with most of the savagery happening less than 100 years ago, I do not believe Man is perfectible. In fact, I may be beginning to believe that Man is getting worse.
Posted by: Kris ----------- Through 5,000 or so years of recorded history, and 10,000 or so years of historical record, the *one* constant has been human nature. Progressives simply cannot grasp this, or refuse to. This ties in markedly to the psychological surveys which indicate that self-identified Liberals are poor at assessing risk. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2019 10:04 AM (w54mS) 140
I crossed a picket line today. It felt good.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 12, 2019 10:04 AM (fuK7c) ===== Scab!!!! Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at April 12, 2019 10:05 AM (2YQ73) 141
I crossed a picket line today. It felt good.
Driving a cement truck like willow (iirc)? Good job. Posted by: t-bird at April 12, 2019 10:05 AM (cfSLd) 142
I'm told the thread before the gardening thread is inevitable.
Posted by: Sponge at April 12, 2019 10:05 AM (IXZGh) 143
Oh boy! I just heard on the radio that Beto is bringing his whistle stop tour to Virginia next week, including my country. Yee haw!
Posted by: bluebell at April 12, 2019 10:05 AM (aXucN) 144
I crossed a picket line today. It felt good.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 12, 2019 10:04 AM (fuK7c) They'll be burning a cross in your yard later. Posted by: Sponge at April 12, 2019 10:05 AM (IXZGh) Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2019 10:05 AM (dDUXP) 146
My *county*
Posted by: bluebell at April 12, 2019 10:06 AM (aXucN) 147
I blame Rousseau for that. Noble savage, my ass.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 12, 2019 09:59 AM (J+mig) This. The idea that society ruins people is just daft nonsense. Society is the buffer against feral nature for people Posted by: Captain Hate at April 12, 2019 10:06 AM (y7DUB) Posted by: dantesed at April 12, 2019 10:06 AM (88xKn) 149
Has anyone heard AOC speak Spanish? Like sit down for a ten minute interview with Jorge Ramos level Spanish, no Spanglish allowed.
Posted by: kallisto at April 12, 2019 10:07 AM (RVjrl) 150
149 Has anyone heard AOC speak Spanish? Like sit down for a ten minute interview with Jorge Ramos level Spanish, no Spanglish allowed.
Posted by: kallisto at April 12, 2019 10:07 AM (RVjrl) =========== Meh. Ted Cruz doesn't speak Spanish. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 12, 2019 10:07 AM (oh/Sd) 151
After several tries at searching for the backstory, I finally found this:
https://tinyurl.com/yybqfp3w So, that's the collapsed horse that we see next to the couple. Posted by: pookysgirl at April 12, 2019 10:07 AM (XKZwp) 152
"Like sit down for a ten minute interview with Jorge Ramos level Spanish, no Spanglish allowed."
Why on earth would anyone subject themselves to such a thing? Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at April 12, 2019 10:08 AM (w7KSn) 153
The cool #'s for 'ments are #316, a.k.a. the "Jesus 'Ment," and the #404 because it's the "Error" 'ment.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter----I'm gonna try for the 'Dood' ment #420.Or wouldthat be the 'Beto'ment? Posted by: FrodoB at April 12, 2019 10:08 AM (oRLqr) 154
I think the chick in the painting is a dude in a wig. Or Mary Todd Lincoln. Or both.
Posted by: Burger Chef at April 12, 2019 10:08 AM (RuIsu) 155
149 Has anyone heard AOC speak Spanish? Like sit down for a ten minute interview with Jorge Ramos level Spanish, no Spanglish allowed.
Posted by: kallisto at April 12, 2019 10:07 AM (RVjrl) ---------------- No, but AOC seems to be fluent in Idiocrateese. Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 12, 2019 10:08 AM (qC1Sy) 156
147 I blame Rousseau for that. Noble savage, my ass.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 12, 2019 09:59 AM (J+mig) This. The idea that society ruins people is just daft nonsense. Society is the buffer against feral nature for people Posted by: Captain Hate at April 12, 2019 10:06 AM (y7DUB) The modern version uses the words "authenticity" and "being yourself". Posted by: Someguy at April 12, 2019 10:08 AM (oTYTN) 157
In the Dakotas, a man is attempting to start a white supremacist group. In an attempt to prove his whiteness, he gets a DNA test and posts the results online.
It says he's part African...... Posted by: Sponge at April 12, 2019 10:08 AM (IXZGh) 158
Oh boy! I just heard on the radio that Beto is bringing his whistle stop tour to Virginia next week, including my country. Yee haw!
Posted by: bluebell >Why did I just picture in my head of Beto skateboarding down the highway and taking the exit to the rally? Posted by: Delaforce at April 12, 2019 10:09 AM (rDi1r) 159
Did they throw anything at you?
No, it's just the Stop N Shop that's on strike. They're not exactly dock workers. But one of them did whine about me crossing a picket line, that's the part that felt good. And no, that doesn't make me a scab, but I have been one. Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 12, 2019 10:09 AM (fuK7c) 160
Its times like this when you wish you had air support.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 12, 2019 10:09 AM (2LelM) 161
AOC can barely speak English coherently.
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 12, 2019 10:09 AM (aBR7R) 162
"I think that's why I ultimately choose art history. The horrors and tragedy of history filtered through the beauty of art!"
=================== "The horrors and tragedy of MODERN ART filtered through the beauty of war!" FIFY! Posted by: Old Codger at April 12, 2019 10:09 AM (HvZln) 163
AAaaiiii! They just showed a clip of that scrunt Hildebeest on FBN.
What a disgusting creature. And, Tammy Bruce just said we are eternally grateful that Trump kept her out of the White House. LOL. Is Tammy Bruce a One? Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 12, 2019 10:09 AM (ufFY8) 164
It was a dark & stormy painting...
Posted by: ALH at April 12, 2019 10:10 AM (uLuPn) 165
Meh.
Ted Cruz doesn't speak Spanish. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 12, 2019 10:07 AM (oh/Sd) But it's MY native tongue!!!! Vote 4 ME!!!! Posted by: Pancho Vanilla at April 12, 2019 10:10 AM (IXZGh) 166
157 In the Dakotas, a man is attempting to start a white supremacist group. In an attempt to prove his whiteness, he gets a DNA test and posts the results online.
It says he's part African...... Posted by: Sponge at April 12, 2019 10:08 AM (IXZGh) ------------- So he gets reparations? Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 12, 2019 10:10 AM (gC2IV) 167
Through 5,000 or so years of recorded history, and 10,000 or so years of historical record, the *one* constant has been human nature.
Progressives simply cannot grasp this, or refuse to. This ties in markedly to the psychological surveys which indicate that self-identified Liberals are poor at assessing risk. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2019 10:04 AM (w54mS) The difference between the left and right these days basically boils down to this: The right sees the world as it is, then tries to build the best society it can with the people and tools it has. The left imagines a world that could be, then tries to build perfection with flawed materials, then wonders why it never works. Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 12, 2019 10:10 AM (J+mig) 168
This. The idea that society ruins people is just daft nonsense. Society is the buffer against feral nature for people
Posted by: Captain Hate ------------- You're obviously some kind of supremacist. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2019 10:10 AM (YvUf/) Posted by: ALH at April 12, 2019 10:10 AM (uLuPn) 170
I wonder if Buttigieg would do this for his wife.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 12, 2019 10:11 AM (Kpl3J) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 12, 2019 10:11 AM (pMvUN) 172
The painting represents what will happen if government is ever successful in disarming us.
Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 12, 2019 10:11 AM (qC1Sy) 173
TJM - Ted Cruz doesn't present himself as Champion of the non-Anglo as Crusader Cortez does.
Posted by: kallisto at April 12, 2019 10:11 AM (RVjrl) 174
Its times like this when you wish you had air support.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 12, 2019 10:09 AM (2LelM) Close air support covers a multitude of sins. Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 12, 2019 10:12 AM (J+mig) 175
AOC can barely speak English coherently.
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 12, 2019 10:09 AM (aBR7R) That's, like, not true. I, like, speak english, like, very well.....You're just a, like, sexist racist, ya know. Posted by: Alexandra Ocrazio Cotits at April 12, 2019 10:12 AM (IXZGh) 176
>>The difference between the left and right these days basically boils down to this:
Moral Relativism v Moral Absolutism Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2019 10:12 AM (LOTPh) 177
Fake News told me today there are 15,000 tranny freaks "serving" in the US military. Who let this happen?? btw, I don't believe that figure. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 12, 2019 10:13 AM (pMvUN) 178
Moral Relativism v Moral Absolutism
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2019 10:12 AM (LOTPh) Which one is which? Does it vary from week to week? Posted by: ALH at April 12, 2019 10:13 AM (uLuPn) 179
>>Fake News told me today there are 15,000 tranny freaks "serving" in the US military.
That has to be a bullshit number. Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2019 10:14 AM (LOTPh) 180
They were going to rape her to death, eat her flesh and sew her skin into their clothes. And if she was really lucky, they were going to do it in that order.
Posted by: Insomniac *Immediately begins researching and writing his doctoral thesis: "Muslims Are Just Illiterate Reavers Who Enjoy Bestiality And Hummus"* Ace o' Spades HQ: Come for the murder-suicide art, stay for the excellent Firefly/Serenity quotes. Posted by: Sharkman at April 12, 2019 10:14 AM (smc0A) 181
140 I crossed a picket line today. It felt good.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 12, 2019 10:04 AM (fuK7c) I ran through a picket fence on a bicycle once when I was young. That didn't feel so good. Posted by: Tom Servo at April 12, 2019 10:14 AM (Kpl3J) 182
"Get rid of fossil fuels"? We're gonna need a ****load of hay.
Posted by: Burger Chef at April 12, 2019 10:14 AM (RuIsu) 183
Poor, poor barrel. The screams were frightening. I didn't know a barrel could make such sounds.
Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 12, 2019 * * . . . Barrel! From hell's heart I stab at thee; with my last breath I spit upon thee . . . Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2019 10:15 AM (elsTe) 184
Looks like the cover of a romance novel.
Posted by: rickl at April 12, 2019 10:15 AM (xjiRE) Posted by: JT at April 12, 2019 10:15 AM (etp+0) 186
Did he just stab his wife?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 12, 2019 09:31 AM (gC2IV) Reminds me of this: tinyurl.com/y3evlbu3 Posted by: Kris at April 12, 2019 09:34 AM (OyyDO) That was my first thought too. A very similar theme Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 12, 2019 10:16 AM (OLCnA) 187
Moral Relativism v Moral Absolutism
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2019 10:12 AM (LOTPh) Not just morality these days. Postmodernism is a subjective ideology. There's no objective reality, only "your truth", so nothing you believe, no matter how pigheaded or contrafactual, is ever wrong. It's gone clear on into magical thinking. It's cargo cult politics. Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 12, 2019 10:16 AM (J+mig) Posted by: Sponge at April 12, 2019 10:16 AM (IXZGh) 189
Its times like this when you wish you had air support.
Posted by: Puddin Head --------- Where are Bellerophon and Pegasus when you need them? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2019 10:17 AM (YvUf/) 190
>> There's no objective reality, only "your truth", so nothing you believe, no matter how pigheaded or contrafactual, is ever wrong.
This won't help you agaisnt Physics. Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2019 10:17 AM (LOTPh) 191
187 Moral Relativism v Moral Absolutism
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2019 10:12 AM (LOTPh) Not just morality these days. Postmodernism is a subjective ideology. There's no objective reality, only "your truth", so nothing you believe, no matter how pigheaded or contrafactual, is ever wrong. It's gone clear on into magical thinking. It's cargo cult politics. Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 12, 2019 10:16 AM (J+mig) ============ "You hit me in the face!" "I respect that that was your reality, but in my reality, your face ran into my fist." "Oh, well, then okay. We're all good here." Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 12, 2019 10:17 AM (oh/Sd) 192
Any bets on a Friday document dump?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 12, 2019 10:18 AM (gC2IV) 193
I won't believe AOC is a puertorriquena until I see her babydaddy's name tattoo on the back of her neck.
Posted by: kallisto at April 12, 2019 10:18 AM (RVjrl) 194
"Get rid of fossil fuels"? We're gonna need a ****load of hay.
Posted by: Burger Chef ----------- And street sweepers. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2019 10:18 AM (YvUf/) 195
192 Any bets on a Friday document dump?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 12, 2019 10:18 AM (gC2IV) What are the Vegas odds? Posted by: ALH at April 12, 2019 10:18 AM (uLuPn) 196
I heard on Catholic radio this morning there is going to be a screening of "Unplanned."
Of course, it's too political and is in poor taste to have such a politicized movie in the People's House. Heh Posted by: Nurse ratched at April 12, 2019 10:18 AM (92FDx) 197
>>Any bets on a Friday document dump?
I don't know about any documents, but I just finished my second cup of coffee... Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2019 10:18 AM (LOTPh) 198
151 After several tries at searching for the backstory, I finally found this:
https://tinyurl.com/yybqfp3w So, that's the collapsed horse that we see next to the couple. Posted by: pookysgirl at April 12, 2019 10:07 AM (XKZwp) The backstory to the backstory: the Horse collapsed because Mrs. Dobozi wasn't quite as svelte as she was portrayed by the artist. Posted by: Tom Servo at April 12, 2019 10:18 AM (Kpl3J) 199
192 Any bets on a Friday document dump?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 12, 2019 10:18 AM (gC2IV) =========== SCOTUS with a surprise ruling that the the New Deal was and is unconstitutional, and all programs begun because of it are now invalid and defunct forever under pain of boiling in oil. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 12, 2019 10:19 AM (oh/Sd) 200
"Amazon is not too big to fail," Bezos said, in a recording of the meeting that CNBC has heard. "In fact, I predict one day Amazon will fail. Amazon will go bankrupt. If you look at large companies, their lifespans tend to be 30-plus years, not a hundred-plus years."
The key to prolonging that demise, Bezos continued, is for the company to "obsess over customers" and to avoid looking inward, worrying about itself. "If we start to focus on ourselves, instead of focusing on our customers, that will be the beginning of the end," he said. "We have to try and delay that day for as long as possible." Posted by: SMOD at April 12, 2019 10:19 AM (QkjLD) 201
This won't help you agaisnt Physics.
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2019 10:17 AM (LOTPh) Does gravity win in the end? Posted by: BignJames at April 12, 2019 10:19 AM (ykq7q) 202
I don't know about any documents, but I just finished my second cup of coffee...
So, a dump is coming soon. Posted by: dantesed at April 12, 2019 10:20 AM (88xKn) 203
200 "Amazon is not too big to fail," Bezos said, in a recording of the meeting that CNBC has heard. "In fact, I predict one day Amazon will fail. Amazon will go bankrupt. If you look at large companies, their lifespans tend to be 30-plus years, not a hundred-plus years."
The key to prolonging that demise, Bezos continued, is for the company to "obsess over customers" and to avoid looking inward, worrying about itself. "If we start to focus on ourselves, instead of focusing on our customers, that will be the beginning of the end," he said. "We have to try and delay that day for as long as possible." Posted by: SMOD at April 12, 2019 10:19 AM (QkjLD) ========== Bezos, for all his faults, is not a stupid man. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 12, 2019 10:20 AM (oh/Sd) 204
And, Tammy Bruce just said we are eternally grateful that Trump kept her out of the White House. LOL.
Is Tammy Bruce a One? Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 12, 2019 10:09 AM (ufFY She's a non man hating lezzo, if that answers your question, like some of my favorite neighbors and beer drinking buds. Posted by: Captain Hate at April 12, 2019 10:20 AM (y7DUB) 205
Wonder how many times this sort of type of think played out in real life. Sad.
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at April 12, 2019 10:20 AM (OMAvJ) 206
The backstory to the backstory: the Horse collapsed because Mrs. Dobozi wasn't quite as svelte as she was portrayed by the artist.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 12, 2019 10:18 AM (Kpl3J) ------- Honey, does this dead horse make my butt look big? Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 12, 2019 10:21 AM (gC2IV) 207
This won't help you agaisnt Physics.
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2019 10:17 AM (LOTPh) What if you're moving close to the speed of light or near a large gravity well? Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 12, 2019 10:21 AM (KUaJL) 208
She's a non man hating lezzo, if that answers your question, like some of my favorite neighbors and beer drinking buds.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 12, 2019 10:20 AM (y7DUB) I'm a lesbian. I LOVE women. Posted by: Sponge at April 12, 2019 10:21 AM (IXZGh) 209
"You hit me in the face!"
"I respect that that was your reality, but in my reality, your face ran into my fist." "Oh, well, then okay. We're all good here." Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 12, 2019 10:17 AM (oh/Sd) Just look at how they act regarding the police. No matter how many laws they break, it's always the police's fault they got arrested. It's always the system to be blamed for their own personal sins. Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 12, 2019 10:21 AM (J+mig) 210
I don't know about any documents, but I just finished my second cup of coffee...
So, a dump is coming soon. Posted by: dantesed ----------- There are many parallels in nature. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2019 10:21 AM (YvUf/) 211
197 >>Any bets on a Friday document dump?
I don't know about any documents, but I just finished my second cup of coffee... Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2019 10:18 AM I'd bet on none. Friday is for documents you want to hide; Monday is for docs you want to talk about all week. And Coffee is for Closers. Posted by: Tom Servo at April 12, 2019 10:21 AM (Kpl3J) 212
Does gravity win in the end?
No, Sisyphus wins in the end. No matter what ravages gravity inflicts on the aging breast there will always be newly fledged nubiles with upward pointing nipples. Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 12, 2019 10:22 AM (fuK7c) 213
Bezos, for all his faults, is not a stupid man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 12, 2019 10:20 AM (oh/Sd) -------------------- Believe it or not, Bill Gates has a similar attitude toward Microsoft. Gates knows at some point something will come along that will supersede MS. Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 12, 2019 10:22 AM (qC1Sy) 214
213 Bezos, for all his faults, is not a stupid man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 12, 2019 10:20 AM (oh/Sd) -------------------- Believe it or not, Bill Gates has a similar attitude toward Microsoft. Gates knows at some point something will come along that will supersede MS. Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 12, 2019 10:22 AM (qC1Sy) ============ Something hasn't already? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 12, 2019 10:22 AM (oh/Sd) 215
>>What if you're moving close to the speed of light or near a large gravity well?
Well, feel free to run that Red Light just as soon as the phase shift occurs. Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2019 10:22 AM (LOTPh) 216
I've always loved how the movie Serenity approached human perfectibility. Genetic tampering on an unsuspecting population that made most people completely uninterested in doing literally anything, including eating. There was a side effect where 0.1% of the population went raving and cannibalistically mad.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Mal's speech after watching that holo, it boggles my mind the people who crafted that are basically the kind of people who'd put the PAX in the water supply to begin with... Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 12, 2019 10:22 AM (AM1GF) 217
Wonder how many times this sort of type of thing played out in real life. Sad.
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY ------------ It's what the Left have in mind for us. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2019 10:23 AM (Ou6XS) 218
*ahem*
"Tesla kills base $35,000 Model 3, increases prices, makes Autopilot standard" https://bit.ly/2v24RqA You know. The $35K electric car everyone wanted so badly. The one that would change the entire world because tens of millions of people would finally be able to buy an electric car and save the world. Turns out the entire thing was just a bait and switch to try to get suckers on the waiting list and then buy the next car up. They apparently never delivered a single one. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 12, 2019 10:23 AM (r9Al+) 219
216 I've always loved how the movie Serenity approached human perfectibility. Genetic tampering on an unsuspecting population that made most people completely uninterested in doing literally anything, including eating. There was a side effect where 0.1% of the population went raving and cannibalistically mad.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Mal's speech after watching that holo, it boggles my mind the people who crafted that are basically the kind of people who'd put the PAX in the water supply to begin with... Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 12, 2019 10:22 AM (AM1GF) =========== I've read (here, actually), that Joss hates Mal and the guy he co-created the show with (Tim Minear, I think) is the one who writes Mal. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 12, 2019 10:24 AM (oh/Sd) 220
Well, feel free to run that Red Light just as soon as the phase shift occurs.
Posted by: garrett ------------ Except...the light will no longer be perceived as 'red', because Doppler. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2019 10:24 AM (Ou6XS) 221
To know the future, know the past.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2019 10:24 AM (PeJCI) 222
She's a non man hating lezzo, if that answers your question, like some of my favorite neighbors and beer drinking buds.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 12, 2019 10:20 AM (y7DUB) --------------- I read her book/bio. Bruce admits to being seduced as a young woman, by another woman, did drugs, played for both teams then settled into her current arrangement. *note:going from memory. Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 12, 2019 10:24 AM (qC1Sy) 223
Also, wasn't Tesla's $35K electric car for the masses a BIG part of why they got all those billions from the feds?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 12, 2019 10:24 AM (r9Al+) 224
Fake News told me today there are 15,000 tranny freaks "serving" in the US military.
Who let this happen?? btw, I don't believe that figure. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 12, 2019 10:13 AM (pMvUN) Is that how many people are in the Coast Guard? Posted by: Tom Servo at April 12, 2019 10:25 AM (Kpl3J) 225
Whoa. I got on the bus to work, and am seated on the riser, providing an elevated view of the seats below. In the seat directly beneath me is a saucy wench in revealing attire, with a more than ample bosom.
Being a man of class and distinction, who enjoys the big things in life, this pleases me. *sips coffee* #Morning #Winning Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 12, 2019 10:25 AM (394VA) 226
Something hasn't already?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 12, 2019 10:22 AM (oh/Sd) Not in the OS business. They've also recently being doing well in the cloud storage business I think. Posted by: Someguy at April 12, 2019 10:25 AM (oTYTN) 227
Well, in that case, nood ONT.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2019 09:50 AM (dDUXP) isn't the ONT always nood? I was under the impression it was against regulations to have pants on in there... Posted by: SturmToddler at April 12, 2019 10:25 AM (8D42x) 228
When a scammer tried to get Sen. Cory Gardner's staffer to provide personal credit card details over the phone, they soon found they had called the wrong place.
Gardner, R-Colo., is part of a bipartisan group of senators tackling illegal robocalls. His staffer quickly recorded the call, which was spoofed to look like it was coming from an internal Senate number. Gardner, who sits on the Senate Subcommittee on Communications, Technology, Innovation and the Internet, played a snippet of the call Thursday during a hearing to discuss the havoc robocalls wreak on millions of Americans each day. "The card number you said?" the staffer asked on the recording Gardner played. "Okay, just so you know, you just called the United States Senate line and this is being recorded and we know that this is an instance of fraud." "Oh," the scammer said on the recording. "Now I stopped it there because the next words have probably never been entered into the Congressional record before," Gardner said to the committee as he was met with laughs. Posted by: SMOD at April 12, 2019 10:25 AM (QkjLD) 229
@realDonaldTrump 6 minutes ago
Even the Democrats now say that our Southern Border is a Crisis and a National Emergency. Hopefully, we will not be getting any more BAD (outrageous) court decisions! Morning all...I miss anything? Posted by: Tami at April 12, 2019 10:26 AM (cF8AT) 230
They're toast. Unless he has a blunderbuss.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2019 10:26 AM (0rsWa) 231
>>In the seat directly beneath me is a saucy wench in revealing attire, with a more than ample bosom.
Is there a guy about to stab her in the heart? Because, that's the Art Thread. Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2019 10:26 AM (LOTPh) 232
228 "Now I stopped it there because the next words have probably never been entered into the Congressional record before," Gardner said to the committee as he was met with laughs.
Posted by: SMOD at April 12, 2019 10:25 AM (QkjLD) =========== "Fucking cocksuckers, all of you!" -Representative Swearengen, 1872 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 12, 2019 10:27 AM (oh/Sd) 233
Just look at how they act regarding the police. No matter how many laws they break, it's always the police's fault they got arrested. It's always the system to be blamed for their own personal sins.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 12, 2019 10:21 AM (J+mig) And if you take it down to its REAL root cause, it's always "DADDY IS MEAN TO ME! I HATE DADDY!!!" Posted by: Tom Servo at April 12, 2019 10:27 AM (Kpl3J) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 12, 2019 10:27 AM (pMvUN) 235
Early nominee for threadwinner!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2019 09:42 AM (elsTe) Concur! Posted by: GWB at April 12, 2019 10:28 AM (7kVu3) 236
"Tesla kills base $35,000 Model 3, increases prices, makes Autopilot standard"
---------- No worries, we'll just confiscate money from the 'Have-nots', who can't afford such, and transfer it to the 'Haves' in order to subsidize the purchase. And...we'll feel smugly good about ourselves for doing it. Posted by: Tesla Liberals at April 12, 2019 10:28 AM (KoKdw) 237
Tesla is a shit company building shit cars that will either kill you or burn your house down.
Elon Musk is a psycho lunatic. Tesla wouldn't exist without massive taxpayer funded "incentives" Posted by: Sponge at April 12, 2019 10:28 AM (IXZGh) 238
Posted by: SMOD at April 12, 2019 10:25 AM (QkjLD)
I recently got called by a scammer while I was at work. He went through his spiel without drawing a breath. When he was done, I asked him if he wanted my Social Security Number, too. I heard him snicker right before I hung up on him. Posted by: ALH at April 12, 2019 10:28 AM (uLuPn) 239
229 @realDonaldTrump 6 minutes ago
Even the Democrats now say that our Southern Border is a Crisis and a National Emergency. Hopefully, we will not be getting any more BAD (outrageous) court decisions! Morning all...I miss anything? Posted by: Tami at April 12, 2019 10:26 AM (cF8AT) Yep, but they say a "humanitarian crisis" so expect a push towards more free stuff for those poor illegals. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2019 10:29 AM (0rsWa) 240
To know the future, know the past.
Yoda? Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 12, 2019 10:27 AM (pMvUN) No justice, no peace. Al Sharpton....and other miscreants. Posted by: BignJames at April 12, 2019 10:29 AM (ykq7q) 241
And if you take it down to its REAL root cause, it's always "DADDY IS MEAN TO ME! I HATE DADDY!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 12, 2019 10:27 AM (Kpl3J) Or as I often phrase it, inside every leftist is an angry 6 year old screaming "Daddy, I hate you!". Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 12, 2019 10:29 AM (J+mig) 242
Is there a guy about to stab her in the heart?
Because, that's the Art Thread. Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2019 10:26 AM (LOTPh ---- Well... I only kill at night, so no. But, she does have a tattoo on her wrist, so still Art. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 12, 2019 10:29 AM (394VA) 243
I confess that some days I am so bored I toy with phone scammers.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at April 12, 2019 10:29 AM (w7KSn) 244
Wakes up
Scratches Looks around Dang. That's a dark picture. Makes me want to sharpen knives. Goes looking for coffee. Posted by: Diogenes at April 12, 2019 10:30 AM (0tfLf) 245
Morning all... Anyone seen Ruthie?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2019 10:30 AM (O2RFr) 246
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 12, 2019 10:22 AM (AM1GF)
That was a movie I was glad I watched and have *no* desire to ever watch again. It is indeed amazing that the director and the guy saying the words, don't know about the writer, have both shown they'd be all too happy to "help" us meet their definition of perfection no matter what it took. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 12, 2019 10:31 AM (uquGJ) 247
243 I confess that some days I am so bored I toy with phone scammers.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at April 12, 2019 10:29 AM (w7KSn) ------------------------ Had a scammer call me to tell me my Microsoft computer is having "issues." I was at work at the time, I work as a systems admin, and decided to have some fun. The scammer quickly realized he was being scammed. It was glorious. Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 12, 2019 10:31 AM (qC1Sy) 248
Also, wasn't Tesla's $35K electric car for the masses a BIG part of why they got all those billions from the feds?
Posted by: Moron Robbie ---------- $35,000? For the masses? WTF...I sure as hell can not afford a $35k car. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2019 10:31 AM (KoKdw) 249
Unless it's been mentioned already, that looks like one of Bluebell's shivs. From the T-2000 series.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 12, 2019 10:32 AM (0tfLf) 250
Do Beto and AOC have a combined IQ of 180?
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 12, 2019 10:33 AM (JgA4k) 251
And JJ has been ˇen fuego! with his commentary lately!
Posted by: t-bird at April 12, 2019 09:53 AM Tucker Carlson said "En Fuego!" during his show last night - cracked me up! Posted by: Tom Servo at April 12, 2019 10:33 AM (Kpl3J) Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2019 10:33 AM (PeJCI) 253
Do Beto and AOC have a combined IQ of 180?
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 12, 2019 10:33 AM (JgA4k) In a word. NO. Posted by: Sponge at April 12, 2019 10:33 AM (IXZGh) 254
To know the future, know the past.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2019 10:24 AM (PeJCI) Which is why kids aren't allowed to know the past anymore, at least not from school. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 12, 2019 10:33 AM (uquGJ) 255
Russians!....pay attention.
Posted by: BignJames at April 12, 2019 09:45 AM (ykq7q) Actually, probably Poles or Ukrainians, at a guess. They dealt a lot with the Turks/Saracens. (Though the Russians claimed the Cossacks in Ukraine as a Russian thing - even though they were not.) Posted by: GWB at April 12, 2019 10:33 AM (7kVu3) 256
They always want credit card numbers.
I always tell them I don't use credit cards, but come on over, I have cash. Lots and lots of cash. They never come. Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at April 12, 2019 10:33 AM (w7KSn) 257
Well this is awkward and a cautionary tale. 90 year old Florida woman suing son over mismanaging her Powerball lottery winnings. I fear the only ones to get rich will be the lawyers.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2fnnwf3 Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2019 10:33 AM (F3zBo) Posted by: EXTREMELY late for the Herman Cain thread at April 12, 2019 10:34 AM (HmkaH) 259
I read her book/bio. Bruce admits to being seduced as a young woman, by another woman, did drugs, played for both teams then settled into her current arrangement.
*note:going from memory. Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 12, 2019 10:24 AM (qC1Sy) She was also the offspring of an affair between a showgirl and a mob hitman in Vegas. She's unflinchingly honest about who she is without considering herself a victim. I've been a fan since I heard her sitting in for Laura Ingraham in 2008 or 9 with her take no prisoners approach. One of Roger Ailes last good moves was getting her off BOR's clown show and over to Fox Business, where her tv career has flourished. Posted by: Captain Hate at April 12, 2019 10:34 AM (y7DUB) 260
258 NINE!
NINE! NINE! Posted by: EXTREMELY late for the Herman Cain thread at April 12, 2019 10:34 AM (HmkaH) ========= Or...early for the next one. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 12, 2019 10:34 AM (oh/Sd) 261
Yes, genie, but a Mongol horde has plundered and raped across Russia six times.
Posted by: just the punchline at April 12, 2019 10:34 AM (Dh1wo) 262
I am deep into the "50 year old man buying a convertible" disease and want opinions on E46 BMW convertibles.. or substitutes. Or, we can talk about Turks raping and pillaging.. whateves..
Posted by: Catman at April 12, 2019 10:34 AM (oLiTF) 263
243 I confess that some days I am so bored I toy with phone scammers.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at April 12, 2019 10:29 AM (w7KSn) I have a very old and heavy steel desk that makes a gong like noise when you hit the side of it. I push 1, 5, #, whatever now gets you a real person, and when that unlucky person picks up I wack the mouthpiece of my phone against the side of desk. Yeah, I guess I am bored too, but it amuses me. Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 12, 2019 10:34 AM (kUmUV) 264
Actually, probably Poles or Ukrainians, at a guess. They dealt a lot with the Turks/Saracens. (Though the Russians claimed the Cossacks in Ukraine as a Russian thing - even though they were not.)
----+-- Nope... "Mihaly." Magyar. Shifty cousins of SMR. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 12, 2019 10:36 AM (394VA) 265
Fake News is still pushing the Russian Delusion WHILE telling me they're not now and never have pushed the Russian "collusion" hoax. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 12, 2019 10:36 AM (pMvUN) 266
>>I am deep into the "50 year old man buying a convertible" disease and want opinions on E46 BMW convertibles.. or substitutes
Galaxie 500 XL. You can keep the BMW in the trunk, in case you get a flat. Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2019 10:36 AM (LOTPh) 267
A really, truly, genuine nice guy just called to chat. Thanks, Slappy.
Posted by: creeper at April 12, 2019 10:36 AM (PLU0I) Posted by: GWB at April 12, 2019 10:36 AM (7kVu3) 269
"Now I stopped it there because the next words have probably never been entered into the Congressional record before," Gardner said to the committee as he was met with laughs.
Posted by: SMOD at April 12, 2019 10:25 AM (QkjLD) =========== "Fucking cocksuckers, all of you!" -Representative Swearengen, 1872 Posted by: TheJamesMadison Swear gen cocksucka! -Mr Wu - Rep Swearengen's Chief of Staff Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2019 10:36 AM (dDUXP) 270
262 I am deep into the "50 year old man buying a convertible" disease and want opinions on E46 BMW convertibles.. or substitutes. Or, we can talk about Turks raping and pillaging.. whateves
--- Just skip that step and go buy a tan colored Avalon Posted by: Pete Seria at April 12, 2019 10:37 AM (Eri6U) 271
I am deep into the "50 year old man buying a convertible" disease and want opinions on E46 BMW convertibles.. or substitutes
Pick the one that comes with a trophy wife. Posted by: ALH at April 12, 2019 10:37 AM (uLuPn) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 12, 2019 10:37 AM (pMvUN) 273
262 I am deep into the "50 year old man buying a convertible" disease and want opinions on E46 BMW convertibles.. or substitutes. Or, we can talk about Turks raping and pillaging.. whateves..
Posted by: Catman at April 12, 2019 10:34 AM (oLiTF) 1969 GTO convertible; "The Judge" with the big block. Now there's a dream car! Posted by: Tom Servo at April 12, 2019 10:37 AM (Kpl3J) 274
255 Russians!....pay attention.
Posted by: BignJames at April 12, 2019 09:45 AM (ykq7q) Actually, probably Poles or Ukrainians, at a guess. They dealt a lot with the Turks/Saracens. (Though the Russians claimed the Cossacks in Ukraine as a Russian thing - even though they were not.) Posted by: GWB at April 12, 2019 10:33 AM (7kVu3) Hungarian, actually. Posted by: josephistan at April 12, 2019 10:37 AM (7HtZB) 275
Fake News is still pushing the Russian Delusion WHILE telling me they're not now and never have pushed the Russian "collusion" hoax.
yes, but the shift seems to be it was "necessary" for the good of the country... No malice at all towards Trump. It was their duty to protect us and everything was done "by the book." Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2019 10:38 AM (O2RFr) 276
Catman,
I suffered from the same affliction. I bought a 3 year old BMW 330ci. That was 10 years ago and I still have it. Drives like a dream. Posted by: Diogenes at April 12, 2019 10:38 AM (0tfLf) 277
The WaPo in it's effort to keep the Russian meme alive gives us ..
Inside the Russian effort to target Sanders supporters -- and help elect Trump It describes Twitter messages that targeted Sanders supports, which supposedly came from Russia, using an issues based approach. Posted by: SMOD at April 12, 2019 10:38 AM (QkjLD) Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2019 10:38 AM (F3zBo) 279
The painting depicts an event in Hungary from the early 1500s.
My namesake gramps graduated NYU in 1906, and having learned to speak German in school, went to Europe to soak in the culture, ending up in Hungary for two and a half years, where he became fluent in the language. Hungarian is not a germanic or romance language, is more Finnish than anything. Gramps taught English there to make a living, and subscribed his whole life to a Budapest newspaper and one from Germany. I have his Phi Beta Kappa key. He married a couple years after getting back to New Jersey, and taught high school chemistry his whole career time. A number of his students stayed in touch with him his whole life. Gramps was a classically-trained pianist, and I can still hear, in my imagination, him playing Liszt's Hungarian Rhapsody. We had his piano in the summer camp for fifty years, an upright Knabe, and finally had to scrap it just a couple years ago. We kept the whole key set and the cast iron lyre. The time he spent there must have been pretty idyllic, small villages, farms, beautiful countryside, gypsy camps, all the rest. Gramps was an amateur photographer and I have a whole box of his glass negatives from the period. Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 12, 2019 10:38 AM (+fPHo) 280
I sometimes get in to conversations with phone scammers.
Things like "What happened to you in your life where this occupation even became a possibility?" I used to do the same thing with street walking hookers (who were usually undercover detectives) who would come on to me, ask me if wanted to party, and then I would attempt to convert them to Christianity. Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at April 12, 2019 10:38 AM (w7KSn) 281
1969 GTO convertible; "The Judge" with the big block. Now there's a dream car!
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 12, 2019 10:37 AM (Kpl3J) Barrett Jackson has ruined the chance for "everyman" to afford such things....... A pile of junk rotting in a field with a tree growing through the engine compartment is now worth $17,000. Posted by: Sponge at April 12, 2019 10:38 AM (IXZGh) 282
Do Beto and AOC have a combined IQ of 180?
Posted by: Northern Lurker If you spot them a 100, sure! Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2019 10:39 AM (dDUXP) 283
Pick the one that comes with a trophy wife.
That isn't a sociopath. Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2019 10:38 AM (F3zBo) Such things exist? Posted by: Sponge at April 12, 2019 10:39 AM (IXZGh) 284
Shifty cousins of SMR.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 12, 2019 10:36 AM (394VA) Sailor Moon Romance? Posted by: GWB at April 12, 2019 10:39 AM (7kVu3) 285
>>You will never, expect once, drive with the top down. You just won't.
I never put the top up on mine. Thinking of removing it altogether. Posted by: JackStraw at April 12, 2019 10:39 AM (/tuJf) 286
Do Not Buy A Convertible.
You will never, expect once, drive with the top down. You just won't. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 12, 2019 10:37 AM (pMvUN) I understand the appeal of ragtops but it just doesn't work on me. Posted by: Captain Hate at April 12, 2019 10:39 AM (y7DUB) 287
Fake News told me today there are 15,000 tranny freaks "serving" in the US military.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 12, 2019 10:13 AM (pMvUN) Military force numbers for 2017: Army Active: 472,047 Army Guard: 345,153 Navy Active: 319,492 USAF Active: 318,580 Army Reserve: 219,054 USMC Active: 184,401 USAF Guard: 105,670 USMC Reserve: 104,417 Navy Reserve: 103,660 USAF Reserve: 99,269 USCG Active: 40,600 USCG Reserve: 7,857 Grand Total Active: 1,335,120 Grand Total Non-Active: 639,927 Total: 1,975,047 In spite of the milk-chocolate messiah opening the flood-gates to these freaks during his Reign of Error, 15K comes to about .76% of the total force, which seems about an order of magnitude too high. Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 10:40 AM (fF3XF) 288
4 Hmmm. Is he going to stab his wife to keep the Mongols from getting her?
he's going to save her from a fate worse than death. Posted by: Anachronda at April 12, 2019 10:40 AM (sGtp+) 289
Posted by: Catman at April 12, 2019 10:34 AM (oLiTF)
Try this on for size... https://tinyurl.com/y5p3cb7z Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 12, 2019 10:40 AM (wYseH) 290
I am deep into the "50 year old man buying a
convertible" disease and want opinions on E46 BMW convertibles.. or substitutes. Or, we can talk about Turks raping and pillaging.. whateves.. Posted by: Catman at April 12, 2019 10:34 AM (oLiTF) If you're gonna go midlife crises, just get a harley. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 12, 2019 10:40 AM (9Om/r) Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2019 10:40 AM (F3zBo) 292
that painting looks eerily like assange and pamela anderson.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 12, 2019 10:40 AM (Pg+x7) 293
Do Not Buy A Convertible.
You will never, expect once, drive with the top down. You just won't. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 12, 2019 10:37 AM (pMvUN) It all comes down to hair. Years ago I had a Mustang convertible, drove with the top down all the time. Wife with the long hair hated having the top down, but it never bothered me. It's also a lot easier to drive with the top down in Texas than it is in those Frozen states. Posted by: Tom Servo at April 12, 2019 10:40 AM (Kpl3J) 294
I confess that some days I am so bored I toy with phone scammers.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at April 12, 2019 10:29 AM (w7KSn) ------- Glad I am not the only one. Lets me work on my Indian accent. Posted by: Billy Jeff from Chapaqua at April 12, 2019 10:41 AM (flINI) 295
"Woman look. Me set fire to peasants!"--Frank's Monster.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 12, 2019 10:41 AM (3sjI6) 296
I hardly ever put the convertible top up.
But then I live my whole life now, wearing flip-flops. Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 12, 2019 10:41 AM (+fPHo) 297
Oh boy! I just heard on the radio that Beto is bringing his whistle stop tour to Virginia next week, including my country. Yee haw!
Posted by: bluebell at April 12, 2019 10:05 AM (aXucN) yeah, the local news was so excited he's coming to Hampton roads. just shoot me. blech Posted by: SturmToddler at April 12, 2019 10:41 AM (8D42x) 298
I never put the top up on mine. Thinking of removing it altogether. Oh? You enjoy sitting in traffic with the top down? You like the evil hot Sun beating down on you on hot days? Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 12, 2019 10:41 AM (pMvUN) 299
284 Shifty cousins of SMR.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 12, 2019 10:36 AM (394VA) Sailor Moon Romance? slavic master race. ====\|/===== adibas turn on the palp light Posted by: Anachronda at April 12, 2019 10:41 AM (sGtp+) 300
I am deep into the "50 year old man buying a convertible" disease and want opinions on E46 BMW convertibles.. or substitutes. Or, we can talk about Turks raping and pillaging.. whateves..
Posted by: Catman at April 12, 2019 10:34 AM (oLiTF) I'm being sucked into the FAL cult. We all have our vices. Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2019 10:42 AM (PeJCI) 301
271 I am deep into the "50 year old man buying a convertible" disease and want opinions on E46 BMW convertibles.. or substitutes
Pick the one that comes with a trophy wife. Posted by: ALH at April 12, 2019 10:37 AM (uLuPn) Heh. I'm too broke for a mid-life crisis. I'll just have to make do with agonizing over a life largely wasted and the youthful years I never got to enjoy. Not as much fun as a sportscar, though, I'll give you that. Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2019 10:42 AM (NWiLs) Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2019 10:42 AM (F3zBo) 303
'Trivago Guy' Timothy Williams arrested for driving while intoxicated
Posted by: SMOD at April 12, 2019 10:42 AM (QkjLD) 304
does anyone suspect pamela was "servicing" assange on her visits to the ecuadoran embassy. out of solidarity, of course.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 12, 2019 10:42 AM (Pg+x7) 305
Barrett Jackson has ruined the chance for "everyman" to afford such things.......
A pile of junk rotting in a field with a tree growing through the engine compartment is now worth $17,000 Posted by: Sponge at April 12, 2019 10:38 AM (IXZGh) Can you believe the MoPar/hemi prices? Posted by: BignJames at April 12, 2019 10:42 AM (ykq7q) 306
I am deep into the "50 year old man buying a convertible" disease and want opinions on E46 BMW convertibles.. or substitutes
Pick the one that comes with a trophy wife. Posted by: ALH at April 12, 2019 10:37 AM (uLuPn) _____ Get the Mazda Miata... Panty dropper Posted by: Billy Jeff from Chapaqua at April 12, 2019 10:42 AM (flINI) 307
slavic master race.
====\|/===== adibas turn on the palp light Posted by: Anachronda at April 12, 2019 10:41 AM (sGtp+) Looks like a pussy. Posted by: Sponge at April 12, 2019 10:42 AM (IXZGh) 308
In spite of the milk-chocolate messiah opening the flood-gates to these freaks during his Reign of Error, 15K comes to about .76% of the total force, which seems about an order of magnitude too high.
Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 10:40 AM (fF3XF) Why are they so overrepresented? Because the surgery is expensive, and they've been lead to believe the military will provide them. Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 12, 2019 10:42 AM (J+mig) 309
The Boston Globe has unpublished an opinion piece which suggested restaurants servers "tamper" with the food of Trump officials
"it did not receive sufficient editorial oversight and did not meet Globe standards. The Globe regrets its lack of vigilance" Jon Levine Posted by: HA at April 12, 2019 10:42 AM (MAstk) 310
>>Oh? You enjoy sitting in traffic with the top down? You like the evil hot Sun beating down on you on hot days?
I enjoy not living where you do. Traffic where I live is considered one car ahead of me at the only stop line in town. Posted by: JackStraw at April 12, 2019 10:43 AM (/tuJf) 311
She's a non man hating lezzo, if that answers your question, like some of my favorite neighbors and beer drinking buds.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 12, 2019 10:20 AM (y7DUB) I didn't know she played for the other team. The things one learns here..... Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 12, 2019 10:43 AM (ufFY8) 312
Can you believe the MoPar/hemi prices?
Posted by: BignJames at April 12, 2019 10:42 AM (ykq7q) No. They were terrible cars back then. They're no better today. But, just shows that you throw massive C.I. at a junk chassis and the people will crave it. Posted by: Sponge at April 12, 2019 10:43 AM (IXZGh) 313
I would suggest never, ever buy a convertible for the same reason you never want to own a motorcycle.
If you get rid of it you'll never be satisfied until you've got another. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 12, 2019 10:43 AM (r9Al+) 314
278 Pick the one that comes with a trophy wife.
That isn't a sociopath. Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2019 10:38 AM (F3zBo) Or a golddigger. Hmm. Maybe look for a unicorn instead. Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2019 10:43 AM (NWiLs) 315
Believe it or not, Bill Gates has a similar attitude toward Microsoft. Gates knows at some point something will come along that will supersede MS.
Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 12, 2019 10:22 AM (qC1Sy) ============ Something hasn't already? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 12, 2019 10:22 AM (oh/Sd) _____ That's 90s thinking dude. Microsoft has been kicking ass bigly the last 5ish years. Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 12, 2019 10:43 AM (FiUMj) 316
You will never, expect once, drive with the top down. You just won't.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 12, 2019 10:37 AM (pMvUN) Anecdotal evidence prompts me to take exception to that. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 12, 2019 10:43 AM (NMAzL) 317
306 I am deep into the "50 year old man buying a convertible" disease and want opinions on E46 BMW convertibles.. or substitutes
We've had a BMW Z 4 and a porches 911... loved them both Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2019 10:44 AM (O2RFr) 318
Also, wasn't Tesla's $35K electric car for the masses a BIG part of why they got all those billions from the feds?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 12, 2019 10:24 AM (r9Al+) Each car company could sell 250k 'subsidized by us' units (regardless of model); afaik Tesla is the only company to reach that number of all electric sales. So their subsidy is kaput. But wait, there's more -- CA has proposed throwing their own subsidy on; dunno status, probably still looking for the right chicken to skin. And if you act right now -- Our cocksucking Congresscritters have a 'bipartisan' bill start a NEW subsidy program, because darn it the deficit just ain't big enough yet. The onliest thingy both sides can agree on; blow moar dough. I sense a good veto pen opportunity a'comin'. Posted by: GnuBreed at April 12, 2019 10:44 AM (Z4rgH) 319
The Boston Globe has unpublished an opinion piece which suggested restaurants servers "tamper" with the food of Trump officials Sounds like POISON to me. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 12, 2019 10:44 AM (pMvUN) 320
311 She's a non man hating lezzo, if that answers your question, like some of my favorite neighbors and beer drinking buds.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 12, 2019 10:20 AM (y7DUB) I didn't know she played for the other team. The things one learns here..... Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 12, 2019 10:43 AM (ufFY She's on our side but plays for the other team. Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2019 10:44 AM (NWiLs) 321
'Trivago Guy' Timothy Williams arrested for driving while intoxicated
Posted by: SMOD at April 12, 2019 10:42 AM (QkjLD) Oh PLEASE tell me he dropped the "don't you know who I am?" line...... Posted by: Sponge at April 12, 2019 10:44 AM (IXZGh) 322
We've had a BMW Z 4 and a porches 911... loved them both
Stupid auto-cucmber changed Porsche to porches Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2019 10:44 AM (O2RFr) 323
280 I sometimes get in to conversations with phone scammers.
Things like "What happened to you in your life where this occupation even became a possibility?" friend of mine once spent half an hour chatting with a phone scammer about telephone headsets. Posted by: Anachronda at April 12, 2019 10:44 AM (sGtp+) 324
Why are they so overrepresented? Because the surgery is expensive, and they've been lead to believe the military will provide them.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 12, 2019 10:42 AM (J+mig) ___ Like with everything in the world....follow the money and you will get your answers. Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 12, 2019 10:45 AM (FiUMj) 325
Do Beto and AOC have a combined IQ of 180?
Posted by: Northern Lurker --------- Throw in Al Sharpton, and the number drops precipitously. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2019 10:45 AM (fZcn6) 326
the Pergammese (Pergmmonians?)
Posted by: Kris at April 12, 2019 09:45 AM (OyyDO) The Pergo. Named a floor after them. Posted by: GWB at April 12, 2019 10:45 AM (7kVu3) 327
Sounds like POISON to me.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 12, 2019 10:44 AM (pMvUN) UNSKINNY BOP!!!!!! Posted by: Poison at April 12, 2019 10:45 AM (IXZGh) 328
Why are they so overrepresented? Because the surgery is expensive, and they've been lead to believe the military will provide them.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 12, 2019 10:42 AM (J+mig) While true, it's also true the hacks pedaling that statistic have every incentive to inflate the total, which I suspect has been done by at least a factor of 5. I could believe 3K; 15K? NFW. Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 10:45 AM (fF3XF) 329
305 "barrett-jackson has ruined the chance for "everyman" to afford such things..."
ahem - a fairly recent bentley sold for $45,000 last night, about the same as a jeep. Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 12, 2019 10:45 AM (Pg+x7) Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 12, 2019 10:45 AM (r9Al+) Posted by: HA at April 12, 2019 10:45 AM (MAstk) 332
322 We've had a BMW Z 4 and a porches 911... loved them both
Stupid auto-cucmber changed Porsche to porches Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2019 10:44 AM (O2RFr) Never underestimate the simple pleasure of a good porch. Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2019 10:45 AM (NWiLs) 333
She was also the offspring of an affair between a showgirl and a mob hitman in Vegas. She's unflinchingly honest about who she is without considering herself a victim. I've been a fan since I heard her sitting in for Laura Ingraham in 2008 or 9 with her take no prisoners approach. One of Roger Ailes last good moves was getting her off BOR's clown show and over to Fox Business, where her tv career has flourished.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 12, 2019 10:34 AM (y7DUB) -------------- Yes, she came across as brutally honest in her book. Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 12, 2019 10:45 AM (qC1Sy) 334
Oh PLEASE tell me he dropped the "don't you know who I am?" line...... Posted by: Sponge -------- Was passed out...so, no. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2019 10:46 AM (fZcn6) 335
In other words, The Boston Globe published a directive to restaurants to poison anyone associated with President Trump. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 12, 2019 10:46 AM (pMvUN) 336
Get the Mazda Miata... Panty dropper
Posted by: Billy Jeff from Chapaqua at April 12, 2019 10:42 AM (flINI) A chick car. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 12, 2019 10:46 AM (NMAzL) 337
317 306 I am deep into the "50 year old man buying a convertible" disease and want opinions on E46 BMW convertibles.. or substitutes
We've had a BMW Z 4 and a porches 911... loved them both Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2019 10:44 AM (O2RFr) ____ No heterosexual man should ever buy a convertible. Period. Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 12, 2019 10:46 AM (FiUMj) 338
We've been getting fake Visa robocalls for about the past six months where the f#cking geniuses running it have the recording "We're from Visa ..." recording done in a Chinese accent even though it still sounds robotic.
Yeah. That inspires confidence that it's genuine. Posted by: andycanuck at April 12, 2019 10:46 AM (Dh1wo) 339
My Boxster S is the same vintage as an E46 Beemer.
Was at an auction up in Windsor CO about two years ago, and saw an absolute cherry one in yellow, go for about $4,600. I think it was an '03. Our first BMW was a 1973 2002. Little sedate sedan that drove like it was on rails. Sweet car in the twisties. Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 12, 2019 10:46 AM (+fPHo) 340
She's on our side but plays for the other team.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2019 10:44 AM (NWiLs) -------------- And admits it was a choice. Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 12, 2019 10:46 AM (qC1Sy) 341
Okay, I just saw the most amusing/horrifying reason given by the Ecuadorian President for finally kicking Assange out of the Embassy; "Fecal Matter Smeared on the Walls".
looks like he was the Roommate from Hell. Posted by: Tom Servo at April 12, 2019 10:47 AM (Kpl3J) 342
Forrest Gregg, one of the pillars of the Green Bay Packers dynasty of the 1960s and one of the greatest offensive linemen in NFL history, has died at age 85.
Posted by: SMOD at April 12, 2019 10:47 AM (QkjLD) 343
Barrett Jackson has ruined the chance for "everyman" to afford such things.......
A pile of junk rotting in a field with a tree growing through the engine compartment is now worth $17,000 Posted by: Sponge at April 12, 2019 10:38 AM (IXZGh) Can you believe the MoPar/hemi prices? Posted by: BignJames at April 12, 2019 10:42 AM (ykq7q) Fucking eh, BUT only for the idiots. There are a good amount of cars out there selling for reasonable prices in the private market. But yeah, fuck barret jackson. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 12, 2019 10:47 AM (9Om/r) 344
"Never underestimate the simple pleasure of a good porch."
-Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2019 10:45 AM (NWiLs) When you start this Church, I'd like to preach there. Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 12, 2019 10:47 AM (Ckg4U) 345
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****** Hill & Bill Clinton Speaking Tour Returns, Tickets 2/3 Off! « Tammy Bruce Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 12, 2019 10:47 AM (BqBId) 346
I don't think there are 15K trannies in the country, let alone in the army. That is a complete bullshit number like the 11M illegals.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 12, 2019 10:47 AM (FiUMj) 347
101 Alternate title:
Broseiden's second date. Did we ever get a blow by blow account of that? Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 12, 2019 09:53 AM (fuK7c) ************** Some may choose to not, er, kiss and tell. . . . . Posted by: Bonecrusher at April 12, 2019 10:47 AM (JNTt1) 348
In other words, The Boston Globe published a directive to restaurants to poison anyone associated with President Trump.
Posted by: Soothsayer ----------- I would decline to prosecute that. Posted by: Rachel Rollins, Suffolk County DA at April 12, 2019 10:47 AM (fZcn6) 349
320 311 She's a non man hating lezzo, if that answers your question, like some of my favorite neighbors and beer drinking buds.
Who? What did I miss? Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2019 10:48 AM (O2RFr) 350
335 In other words, The Boston Globe published a directive to restaurants to poison anyone associated with President Trump.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 12, 2019 10:46 AM (pMvUN) They merely published what you and I both know every, singly, solitary pencil-necked leftist fuckstick on the Glob's editorial board actually believes and says to each other in private. They are not going to like it one bit when this boomerangs back on them. Nope, not a bit. Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 10:48 AM (fF3XF) 351
A chick car.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 12, 2019 10:46 AM (NMAzL) My BIL has one, and it is surprisingly well built and solid. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 12, 2019 10:48 AM (wYseH) 352
Used cars that have a lot of handmade/hammered elements are crazy cheap in large part because they are so expensive to repair if they are in even a teeny fender bender.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 12, 2019 10:48 AM (r9Al+) 353
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 12, 2019 10:47 AM (9Om/r)
***** My Brother has a 68 Camaro that is Badass Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 12, 2019 10:48 AM (BqBId) 354
No heterosexual man should ever buy a convertible. Period.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 12, 2019 10:46 AM (FiUMj) Can't argue with that. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 12, 2019 10:48 AM (9Om/r) 355
No heterosexual man should ever buy a convertible. Period.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 12, 2019 10:46 AM (FiUMj) I identify as a heterosexual woman, so my Mustang's OK. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 12, 2019 10:48 AM (NMAzL) 356
344 "Never underestimate the simple pleasure of a good porch."
-Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2019 10:45 AM (NWiLs) When you start this Church, I'd like to preach there. Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 12, 2019 10:47 AM (Ckg4U) I'm sure that can be arranged. The ordination process is pretty streamlined. My yoke is easy and my burden is light. Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2019 10:49 AM (NWiLs) 357
The painting is realistic except I don't see Merkel handing out visas while W explains that Islam means Peace.
It's not unlike the situation faced by Todd Beamer or the World Trade Center workers who had to choose between jumping or burning. Because some people did something. Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 12, 2019 10:49 AM (Ndje9) 358
Bring a Trailer has also fucked up prices for cars. I look at some of these things and the bids they get (plus the 5% big BaT charges) and bang my head against the table.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 12, 2019 10:49 AM (FiUMj) 359
Never underestimate the simple pleasure of a good porch.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2019 10:45 AM (NWiLs) -------------- When my wife and I flee this hellhole known as CA, that's one of the requirements of the new house. Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 12, 2019 10:49 AM (qC1Sy) 360
remember the PONTIAC FIERO? Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at April 12, 2019 10:49 AM (pMvUN) 361
Tesla got that b8ig subsidy because the CEO was a friend of Mooch. They will not get any more money and the only money they have got is that subsidy. Nobody wants their shitty cars.
Posted by: Vic at April 12, 2019 10:49 AM (mpXpK) 362
26,338.24 +195.19 (+0.75%)
Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at April 12, 2019 10:49 AM (PeJCI) 363
347 101 Alternate title:
Broseiden's second date. Did we ever get a blow by blow account of that? Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 12, 2019 09:53 AM (fuK7c) ************** Some may choose to not, er, kiss and tell. . . . . Posted by: Bonecrusher at April 12, 2019 10:47 AM (JNTt1) If he mentions dialysis we'll know how it went. Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2019 10:50 AM (NWiLs) 364
Why are they so overrepresented? Because the surgery is expensive, and they've been lead to believe the military will provide them.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 12, 2019 10:42 AM (J+mig) Not No More! Posted by: ALH at April 12, 2019 10:50 AM (uLuPn) Posted by: JackStraw at April 12, 2019 10:50 AM (/tuJf) 366
"Never underestimate the simple pleasure of a good porch."
-Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2019 10:45 AM (NWiLs) When you start this Church, I'd like to preach there. Posted by: Slapweasel Shade, cold glass of sun tea, quiet, glider rocker. Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2019 10:50 AM (dDUXP) 367
My BIL has one, and it is surprisingly well built and solid.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 12, 2019 10:48 AM (wYseH) An acquaintance of mine races them, and says the same. However, they are widely regarded as chick cars. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 12, 2019 10:50 AM (NMAzL) Posted by: ALH at April 12, 2019 10:50 AM (uLuPn) 369
"I'm sure that can be arranged. The ordination process is pretty streamlined. My yoke is easy and my burden is light."
-Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2019 10:49 AM (NWiLs) I warn you, I start-off all "Fire and Brimstone", but then I settle into The Book of Porch. Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 12, 2019 10:50 AM (Ckg4U) 370
So I see the new hysterics for the day was the "story" that Trump was gonna dump illegals on Sanctuary cities.. Pelosi had a fit... Obviously she doesn't want them in her backyard. Dump them on the red states
Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2019 10:51 AM (O2RFr) 371
366 "Never underestimate the simple pleasure of a good porch."
-Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2019 10:45 AM (NWiLs) When you start this Church, I'd like to preach there. Posted by: Slapweasel Shade, cold glass of sun tea, quiet, glider rocker. Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2019 10:50 AM (dDUXP) Tea, mint juleps and sippin' whiskey will be the sacraments. Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2019 10:51 AM (NWiLs) 372
No heterosexual man should ever buy a convertible. Period.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 12, 2019 10:46 AM (FiUMj) 1956 Cadillac Eldorado - if it was good enough for Elvis, it's good enough for me! Posted by: Tom Servo at April 12, 2019 10:51 AM (Kpl3J) 373
Alternate title for that painting:
Ted Bundy on a date. Posted by: ALH at April 12, 2019 10:50 AM (uLuPn) I thought Bundy liked 'em, uh, younger. Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 10:51 AM (fF3XF) 374
367 My BIL has one, and it is surprisingly well built and solid.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 12, 2019 10:48 AM (wYseH) An acquaintance of mine races them, and says the same. However, they are widely regarded as chick cars. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 12, 2019 10:50 AM (NMAzL) Fairly or unfairly, dudes driving Miatas will be assumed to be fags. Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2019 10:51 AM (NWiLs) 375
>>No heterosexual man should ever buy a convertible. Period.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 12, 2019 10:46 AM (FiUMj) >>Can't argue with that. No heterosexual man could ever say NO to a Big Block Convertible with a Manual Transmission. At least, not a sensible one. Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2019 10:52 AM (LOTPh) Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2019 10:52 AM (F3zBo) 377
When my wife and I flee this hellhole known as CA, that's one of the requirements of the new house.
Posted by: blake Old timey farmhouse wrap around style. Wife's been looking at barndominiums for the land for retirement. Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2019 10:52 AM (dDUXP) 378
>>My BIL has one, and it is surprisingly well built and solid.
The seats are popular with a lot of people doing TR6 reworks. Personally I like my originals better. Posted by: JackStraw at April 12, 2019 10:52 AM (/tuJf) 379
Tesla got that b8ig subsidy because the CEO was a friend of Mooch. They will not get any more money and the only money they have got is that subsidy. Nobody wants their shitty cars.
Posted by: Vic at April 12, 2019 10:49 AM (mpXpK) They're actually everywhere where I live. I laugh at them every time I see them. Posted by: Poison at April 12, 2019 10:52 AM (IXZGh) 380
376 If Broseidon says, "the date turned chilly."
Well... Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2019 10:52 AM (F3zBo) Excused himself to go to the bathroom, then things got icy. Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2019 10:53 AM (NWiLs) 381
370 So I see the new hysterics for the day was the "story" that Trump was gonna dump illegals on Sanctuary cities.. Pelosi had a fit... Obviously she doesn't want them in her backyard. Dump them on the red states
Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2019 10:51 AM (O2RFr) Not only does Nutzy not want them along side her walled palace, but the whole idea is not to make already blue-states bluer, but to turn red-states purple and then, eventually, blue. See, for example, Texas. Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 10:53 AM (fF3XF) 382
372 No heterosexual man should ever buy a convertible. Period.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 12, 2019 10:46 AM (FiUMj) Saturday I got an Audi Convertible with a V8, a 6 speed, and a custom exhaust. And I like girls. SO SHUT IT! Posted by: blaster at April 12, 2019 10:53 AM (9VeU0) 383
No heterosexual man could ever say NO to a Big Block Convertible with a Manual Transmission.
At least, not a sensible one. Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2019 10:52 AM (LOTPh) Very true, especially since you can yank the drive train for something more worthy in an hour or so. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 12, 2019 10:53 AM (9Om/r) 384
CNBC is interviewing Buttplug. The MFM is really going to promote the hell out of him. Hopefully he gets the nomination Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 12, 2019 10:53 AM (OLCnA) 385
370 So I see the new hysterics for the day was the "story" that Trump was gonna dump illegals on Sanctuary cities.. Pelosi had a fit... Obviously she doesn't want them in her backyard. Dump them on the red states
Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2019 10:51 AM Yeah I saw this - there's a whole class of story that the MSM runs when they don't have anything else to rag about, which can be summed up as "Some of Trump's people talked about something Terrible, at least We Think it's Terrible, and then they didn't do it! WHUT A SKANDAL!!!!" Posted by: Tom Servo at April 12, 2019 10:53 AM (Kpl3J) Posted by: Puddin Head at April 12, 2019 10:53 AM (2LelM) 387
TulAmmo, 115gr., FMJ, Steel case, 1000 rds., $139.80, shipping included.
Good deal? Posted by: lin-duh in keto at April 12, 2019 10:53 AM (UUBmN) 388
So the city of Chicago has filed a lawsuit against Jussie Smollett to collect on the $135,000 they spent investigating his hate crime hoax that their prosecutor dropped all charges.
So how do you sue a resident for investigating a crime the resident reported of whom all charges have been dismissed? If I report a crime and the police spend time and effort to investigate, and I am not charged with false reporting, why am I liable for costs? Isn't investigating possible crimes part of why the police are paid by taxpayers? yes, I know it's Chicago, but I don't see this as a slam dunk against Smollett the way a lot of sites are reporting this. In fact, because the charges were dropped, I don't believe the lawsuit has merit. Posted by: Jen the original at April 12, 2019 10:54 AM (lgxLO) 389
Of course, the top only goes down if there is a cute chick in it or we are shooting coyotes.
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2019 10:54 AM (LOTPh) 390
However, they are widely regarded as chick cars.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 12, 2019 10:50 AM (NMAzL) I will drink a well-made chocolate martini or Cosmopolitan while wearing a pink shirt. If it's good looking and fun to drive I'll take it! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 12, 2019 10:54 AM (wYseH) 391
That's 90s thinking dude. Microsoft has been kicking ass bigly the last 5ish years.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 12, 2019 10:43 AM (FiUMj) I have mixed feelings on Gates; the positive ones mostly from long ago from jealous losers pissed off that he was able to take advantage of Big Blew's lack of understanding why concentrating almost exclusively on hardware wasn't a brilliant decision and they weren't. Bitching about someone else's success instead of doing something more productive, like designing a non buggy database, isn't an attractive look. Posted by: Captain Hate at April 12, 2019 10:54 AM (y7DUB) 392
My old boss bought a Miata and he was super psyched about it. I have never bit my tongue so hard when he was talking about it. I kept thinking dude, stop, just stop it's a FUCKING MIATA!!!
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 12, 2019 10:55 AM (FiUMj) 393
Elon Musk is a psycho lunatic. Tesla wouldn't exist without massive taxpayer funded "incentives" Posted by: Sponge at April 12, 2019 10:28 AM (IXZGh) Hate on Musk all you want, but he's done Spacex right. Subsidies or no subsidies. Posted by: Sooner at April 12, 2019 10:55 AM (Fs5vw) 394
It's also a lot easier to drive with the top down in Texas than it is in those Frozen states.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 12, 2019 10:40 AM (Kpl3J) Had a sunroof in my last car and loved it. Turn the floor heater on full blast and open the sunroof on a sunny winter day and it was great. It is amazing how much you end up craving sunlight in the dead of winter. I actually used it more in cold weather than I did in the summer. Probably would not do that with a full on convertible in this neck of the woods though. Also not sure how a rag top would hold up under 24" of mashed potato consistency snow on the roof. Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 12, 2019 10:55 AM (kUmUV) 395
remember the PONTIAC FIERO?
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover ----------- A potentially interesting car, murdered by the bean counters. GM has a history of that. Platforms that with a bit of tweaking would have been pretty fine. In point of fact, it was often the case that they were just getting it right when the plug was pulled. Corvair Buick Reatta Fiero Saturn/Pontiac Sky/Solstice Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2019 10:56 AM (2qPhT) 396
>>If it's good looking and fun to drive I'll take it!
A Miata. And a Choco Martini? I think we all know where you take it. Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2019 10:56 AM (LOTPh) 397
CNBC is interviewing Buttplug. The MFM is really going to promote the hell out of him. Hopefully he gets the nomination."
Just watch, Buttplug is the NeverTrumpers candidate, the Cuckshed is going to start promoting him as much as they can. Interestingly, actual Democrats don't like him very much, but the MSM does. I'm sure he can take over the much sought after John Kasich demographic. Posted by: Tom Servo at April 12, 2019 10:56 AM (Kpl3J) 398
We could welcome our new amigos by giving them a pop-up tent and a bus ticket to Malibu. Just tell them Malibuians love them some diversity and they have soft lawns.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 12, 2019 10:56 AM (2LelM) 399
No, it's just the Stop N Shop that's on strike. They're not exactly dock workers. But one of them did whine about me crossing a picket line, that's the part that felt good.
And no, that doesn't make me a scab, but I have been one. Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 12, 2019 10:09 AM (fuK7c) I hope you told the picketer that if she wants more money, she should go find a better job, since there are a lot of them now, in Trump's economy. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2019 10:56 AM (TfwlC) 400
If he mentions dialysis we'll know how it went.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2019 10:50 AM (NWiLs) He did mention he only really needs one kidney. Posted by: GnuBreed at April 12, 2019 10:56 AM (Z4rgH) 401
Saturday I got an Audi Convertible with a V8, a 6 speed, and a custom exhaust.
And I like girls. SO SHUT IT! Posted by: blaster at April 12, 2019 10:53 AM (9VeU0) ___ And the non-convertible version of it would have been 726% better. Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 12, 2019 10:56 AM (FiUMj) 402
Has Elon Musk moved to full MacAfee grade craziness?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2019 10:56 AM (F3zBo) 403
What a monster! Spoiling our fun... how dare he! That's just uncivilized.
Posted by: Saracen #3,456, from the left at April 12, 2019 10:56 AM (Ct55T) 404
379 Tesla got that b8ig subsidy because the CEO was a friend of Mooch. They will not get any more money and the only money they have got is that subsidy. Nobody wants their shitty cars.
Posted by: Vic at April 12, 2019 10:49 AM (mpXpK) They're actually everywhere where I live. saw a blue one yesterday being driven by a wench about my age (29) with hair colored to match her car. i was amused, which annoyed mrs. chronda. Posted by: Anachronda at April 12, 2019 10:57 AM (sGtp+) 405
Why is anyone remotely shocked at Omar?
IIRC, the previous president was in a pew cheering GAAAAWD DAMN AMERICA while the bodies were still smoldering. Posted by: ... at April 12, 2019 10:57 AM (1dTiU) 406
224 Fake News told me today there are 15,000 tranny freaks "serving" in the US military.
Who let this happen?? btw, I don't believe that figure. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 12, 2019 10:13 AM (pMvUN) I'm thinking it's something along the lines of 5,000 actual trannies and 10,000 guys who say they're trannies to get out of some duty they don't want to do. Posted by: Tsar Vladimir I at April 12, 2019 10:57 AM (RD7QR) 407
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My old boss bought a Miata and he was super psyched about it. I have never bit my tongue so hard when he was talking about it. I kept thinking dude, stop, just stop it's a FUCKING MIATA!!! Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 12, 2019 10:55 AM (FiUMj) If someone I know acquires a miata, prius, or a mini cooper I give them my business card with my cell# on it so they can call me when it starts to snow. I promise I'll be there to either help them load their car in the back of my truck, or pull them out of the ditch. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 12, 2019 10:57 AM (jxbfJ) 408
"Not only does Nutzy not want them along side her walled palace, but the whole idea is not to make already blue-states bluer, but to turn red-states purple and then, eventually, blue.
See, for example, Texas." -Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 10:53 AM (fF3XF) It was posted by a COB over the weekend, but this is Michelle Malkin talking about the "Rocky Mountain Heist" and the precedent it set for other states. 45:00 Run Time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6i7k07TpMk Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 12, 2019 10:58 AM (Ckg4U) 409
I think we all know where you take it.
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2019 10:56 AM (LOTPh) HE MEANS THE RECTUM Posted by: BEN ROETHLISSBERGER at April 12, 2019 10:58 AM (Ct55T) 410
395 remember the PONTIAC FIERO?
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover ---------------- The gear box was like shifting a bulldozer. Like the fiberglass body but the rest kind of sucked. I lived in HI at the time and rust is an issue. At the same time a real winner was available - the Isuzu Trooper. Light, peppy, great visibility and low cost. Of course they fucked that up by the 1990s. Posted by: Puddin Head at April 12, 2019 10:58 AM (2LelM) 411
I never see teslas on the road around here.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 12, 2019 10:58 AM (9Om/r) 412
387 TulAmmo, 115gr., FMJ, Steel case, 1000 rds., $139.80, shipping included.
Good deal? Posted by: lin-duh in keto at April 12, 2019 10:53 AM (UUBmN) I would say no. Not that much cheaper per round than buying it from Walmart, but you'd have a hard time getting 20 boxes. But then, it's Tul. And steel case. Have you fired this ammo before? If your pistol is happy with it, not an awful deal. I get about 10% FTF with it. Posted by: blaster at April 12, 2019 10:58 AM (9VeU0) 413
I think we all know where you take it.
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2019 10:56 AM (LOTPh) Shut it, Croc boi. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 12, 2019 10:58 AM (wYseH) 414
Hate on Musk all you want, but he's done Spacex right. Subsidies or no subsidies.
Posted by: Sooner at April 12, 2019 10:55 AM (Fs5vw) He should get out of the car business and focus on space, it's what he does best. Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 12, 2019 10:58 AM (J+mig) Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2019 10:59 AM (F3zBo) 416
I use to have an Audi. I can't recommend them...
Posted by: Chris M at April 12, 2019 10:59 AM (eAZVt) 417
He should get out of the car business and focus on space, it's what he does best.
He is a space cadet Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2019 10:59 AM (O2RFr) 418
I never see teslas on the road around here.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 12, 2019 10:58 AM (9Om/r) Come over to Northern Bergen County. They are all over here! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 12, 2019 10:59 AM (wYseH) 419
I do think the new Miatas are kinda neat. A little less hairdresser-ey, and a little more pure roadster-ey
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 12, 2019 11:00 AM (Ct55T) 420
Oh, I like today's painting.
It's a little hard to see details, though. But I like the heroic characters, the sky and the flowers. Good stuff Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 12, 2019 11:00 AM (bcbK8) 421
Tsarist sockoff.
402 Has Elon Musk moved to full MacAfee grade craziness? Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2019 10:56 AM (F3zBo) Well, he's got a wild girlfriend, if memory serves, so bath salts are just a matter of time. That's when he proposes harnessing 10,000 Teslas to a solar sail and colonizing Mars. Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 12, 2019 11:00 AM (RD7QR) 422
When my wife and I flee this hellhole known as CA, that's one of the requirements of the new house.
Posted by: blake ------------ I have observed a lot of wildlife from our porch. Everything from birds to bears. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2019 11:00 AM (2qPhT) 423
416 I use to have an Audi. I can't recommend them...
Posted by: Chris M at April 12, 2019 10:59 AM (eAZVt) ___ Audis are wonderful. Until the warranty runs out. Never own an Audi out of warranty. Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 12, 2019 11:00 AM (FiUMj) 424
418 I never see teslas on the road around here.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 12, 2019 10:58 AM (9Om/r) Come over to Northern Bergen County. They are all over here! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 12, 2019 10:59 AM (wYseH) I see Teslas here and there in my neck of the woods. Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2019 11:00 AM (NWiLs) 425
His wife kinda looks like a dude though, sadly.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 12, 2019 11:00 AM (bcbK8) 426
374 Fairly or unfairly, dudes driving Miatas will be assumed to be fags.
saw one of the FIAT variant parked at the local denny's yesterday. there's an old joke about cars in heaven vs those in hell and i'm pretty certain "japanese styling with italian mechanicals" is not on the heaven side of the joke. Posted by: Anachronda at April 12, 2019 11:00 AM (sGtp+) 427
424 418 I never see teslas on the road around here.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 12, 2019 10:58 AM (9Om/r) Come over to Northern Bergen County. They are all over here! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 12, 2019 10:59 AM (wYseH) I see Teslas here and there in my neck of the woods. Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2019 11:00 AM (NWiLs) Seattle has all the Teslas. Usually driven by fucklings Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 12, 2019 11:01 AM (bcbK8) 428
And the non-convertible version of it would have been 726% better.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 12, 2019 10:56 AM (FiUMj) Nope. The additional bracing makes it torsionally stiffer than the sedan. Really! And for whatever reason they don't have the 155 mph speed limiter on the cabrios. Mainly because you'd kind of have to be insane, but still. Plus, the wind in (what is left of) my hair. Posted by: blaster at April 12, 2019 11:01 AM (9VeU0) 429
395 remember the PONTIAC FIERO?"
Yeah. By the 2nd generation it was pretty darn good - but by then the damage was done. Typical GM... Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 12, 2019 11:01 AM (6qErC) 430
167 Through 5,000 or so years of recorded history, and 10,000 or so years of historical record, the *one* constant has been human nature.
Progressives simply cannot grasp this, or refuse to. This ties in markedly to the psychological surveys which indicate that self-identified Liberals are poor at assessing risk. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2019 10:04 AM (w54mS) The difference between the left and right these days basically boils down to this: The right sees the world as it is, then tries to build the best society it can with the people and tools it has. The left imagines a world that could be, then tries to build perfection with flawed materials, then wonders why it never works. Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 12, 2019 10:10 AM (J+mig) Cato, you must use your head for more than just a hairdo. Brilliant! Posted by: Bonecrusher at April 12, 2019 11:01 AM (JNTt1) 431
418 I never see teslas on the road around here.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 12, 2019 10:58 AM (9Om/r) Come over to Northern Bergen County. They are all over here! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 12, 2019 10:59 AM (wYseH) Yes, I see a couple every day in Central Bucks. It's totally about virtue signalling. The expensive models look pretty cool but the cheap model looks like a '95 Saturn with a funky body. Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 12, 2019 11:01 AM (RD7QR) 432
Relocate about 10,000 Dreamers to Martha's Vineyard.
And seal the exits. Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2019 10:59 AM (F3zBo) It's an island. So... exits? Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 11:01 AM (fF3XF) 433
Well, he's got a wild girlfriend, if memory serves, so bath salts are just a matter of time. That's when he proposes harnessing 10,000 Teslas to a solar sail and colonizing Mars.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 12, 2019 11:00 AM (RD7QR) I always figured on him being more of the Howard Hughes type. Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 12, 2019 11:01 AM (J+mig) 434
I never see teslas on the road around here. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division I've never seen one except on television but I don't get out much. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2019 11:01 AM (aKsyK) 435
423 416 I use to have an Audi. I can't recommend them...
Posted by: Chris M at April 12, 2019 10:59 AM (eAZVt) ___ Audis are wonderful. Until the warranty runs out. Never own an Audi out of warranty. Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 12, 2019 11:00 AM (FiUMj) BMWs are great mechanically but dear God do you pay for repairs if and when you need them. Never own a BMW out of warranty either Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 12, 2019 11:02 AM (bcbK8) 436
I see Teslas here and there in my neck of the woods.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2019 11:00 AM (NWiLs) They are not awful cars, but Musk is such a lunatic and a bad businessman that he has hamstrung a potentially good idea. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 12, 2019 11:02 AM (wYseH) 437
Middlest Kidlet has a Win10 laptop, because that's what was available, which (with auto-updates disabled) attempted to update, failed, attempted to undo, and has generally been locked up for almost 24 hours.
Anyone have advice that doesn't involve throwing it out a window? Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 12, 2019 11:02 AM (uquGJ) Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 12, 2019 11:02 AM (6qErC) 439
424
418 I never see teslas on the road around here. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 12, 2019 10:58 AM (9Om/r) Come over to Northern Bergen County. They are all over here! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 12, 2019 10:59 AM (wYseH) I see Teslas here and there in my neck of the woods. Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2019 11:00 AM (NWiLs) See at least one several times a week in NH Seacoast -- but then we have been overrun by Massholes. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 12, 2019 11:02 AM (jxbfJ) 440
I'm thinking it's something along the lines of 5,000 actual trannies and 10,000 guys who say they're trannies to get out of some duty they don't want to do.
Posted by: Tsar Vladimir I at April 12, 2019 10:57 AM (RD7QR) ------ LOL, one of my Marine friends was saying when they lifted the ban on gays in the Corps, that two of his (straight, single) friends pretended to be all Buttigeig-married so they could get base housing. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 12, 2019 11:03 AM (AzW6q) 441
316 You will never, expect once, drive with the top down. You just won't. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 12, 2019 10:37 AM (pMvUN) Anecdotal evidence prompts me to take exception to that. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Oh look, I kinda got the Jesus 'Ment! Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at April 12, 2019 11:03 AM (pMvUN) 442
They are not awful cars, but Musk is such a lunatic and a bad businessman that he has hamstrung a potentially good idea. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 12, 2019 11:02 AM (wYseH) for the price....they really cheaped out on the interior....... Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 12, 2019 11:03 AM (0O7c5) 443
I will drink a well-made chocolate martini or Cosmopolitan while wearing a pink shirt.
If it's good looking and fun to drive I'll take it! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 12, 2019 10:54 AM Objection! While both are tasty cocktails, nothing with chocolate in it is a martini. This is Science. *plants martini purist flag* Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 12, 2019 11:03 AM (p+Wdc) 444
My LinkedIn feed is all abuzz that GM now has a chick CEO and a chick CFO, making them the first major car company to do so.
Nothing like trying to virtue-signal away the fact that your car line is shit, Government Motors. Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 11:03 AM (fF3XF) Posted by: Hall and Oates Present at April 12, 2019 11:03 AM (LOTPh) 446
Anyone have advice that doesn't involve throwing it out a window?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 12, 2019 11:02 AM (uquGJ) Break it in half and throw it out two different windows? Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 12, 2019 11:03 AM (Ct55T) 447
I never see teslas on the road around here.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 12, 2019 10:58 AM (9Om/r) Come over to Northern Bergen County. They are all over here! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 12, 2019 10:59 AM (wYseH) I'm in the rebel section. A lot of muscle cars and pickups. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 12, 2019 11:03 AM (9Om/r) Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2019 11:04 AM (LOTPh) 449
Posted by: blaster at April 12, 2019 11:01 AM (9VeU0)
___ Just fucking with you. Drive what you want. Personally I don't like convertibles, but live and let live. Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 12, 2019 11:04 AM (FiUMj) 450
you pay for repairs if and when you need them. "
Actually, it's a bit easier to turn one's own wrenches w/the BMW than the VWs... Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 12, 2019 11:04 AM (6qErC) 451
Anyone have advice that doesn't involve throwing it out a window?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 12, 2019 11:02 AM (uquGJ) Hammer? Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 11:04 AM (fF3XF) 452
Polliwog'Ette, there should be a restore to factory default option which will restore it to out of the box condition.
Bet it didn't come with an OS disc. Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2019 11:04 AM (F3zBo) 453
Objection! While both are tasty cocktails, nothing with chocolate in it is a martini. This is Science.
So the boy likes vodka in his chocolate milk. That's no reason to hate. Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 12, 2019 11:05 AM (fuK7c) 454
*plants martini purist flag*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 12, 2019 11:03 AM (p+Wdc) I will often put a drop or two of orange bitters in my gin martini. Your purist ship sailed a long, long time ago. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 12, 2019 11:05 AM (wYseH) 455
Bet it didn't come with an OS disc.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2019 11:04 AM (F3zBo) Most modern laptops don't even come with a DVD drive these days. Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 11:05 AM (fF3XF) 456
DC and Northern VA are lousy full of Teslas. Ugly ass alot cars.
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 12, 2019 11:05 AM (flINI) 457
Yeah. By the 2nd generation it was pretty darn good - but by then the damage was done.
Typical GM... Posted by: Anon a mouse --------- This, with a 3.8L supercharged V-6, remains a car I could be happy with: http://tinyurl.com/yxhqa29h Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2019 11:05 AM (KoKdw) 458
plants martini purist flag"
Indeed. There's nothing finer than the Martini livery on a Porsche... We are talking cars, no? Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 12, 2019 11:06 AM (6qErC) 459
437 Middlest Kidlet has a Win10 laptop, because that's what was available, which (with auto-updates disabled) attempted to update, failed, attempted to undo, and has generally been locked up for almost 24 hours.
Anyone have advice that doesn't involve throwing it out a window? Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 12, 2019 11:02 AM (uquGJ) Boot into safe mode or recovery mode. Hopefully you can go from there to boot to the desktop. There isn't going to be a short answer to your problem, sadly. Troubleshooting will take time. Call support, should be under warranty from mfg or you can pay MSFT for help. https://support.microsoft.com/ en-us/help/12376/ windows-10-start-your-pc-in-safe-mode Remove spaces Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 12, 2019 11:06 AM (bcbK8) 460
$35,000? For the masses?
WTF...I sure as hell can not afford a $35k car. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2019 10:31 AM (KoKdw) For $35000, it had better be a Suburban, with a 12-valve Cummins diesel, and an Allison transmission. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2019 11:06 AM (TfwlC) 461
My wife owned a convertible for a couple of years but almost never put the top down. In the summer it was too hot, in winter too cold. There were a couple of months of good convertible weather a year.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 12, 2019 11:06 AM (FiUMj) 462
Nothing like trying to virtue-signal away the fact that your car line is shit, Government Motors.
Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 11:03 AM (fF3XF) All the US automakers have decided that they want to get out of making cars and dedicate themselves to making pickup trucks even more outlandishly overpriced. Because sure, everyone has $75,000 to blow on a truck... Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 12, 2019 11:06 AM (J+mig) 463
One of Jimi Hendrix early works, Hey Mihaly, Where You Goin' With That Sword In Your Hand.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 12, 2019 11:06 AM (+y/Ru) 464
Ugly ass slot cars
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 12, 2019 11:07 AM (flINI) 465
My LinkedIn feed is all abuzz that GM now has a chick CEO and a chick CFO, making them the first major car company to do so.
--- Even funnier is that they've openly come out and said their goal is to remove all driving ability and responsibilities from the consumer* in order to reduce wrecks and congestion. * Women drivers. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 12, 2019 11:07 AM (r9Al+) Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 12, 2019 11:08 AM (FiUMj) 467
Dobozi and his "wife" OKAY i'll buy your moofie script and have Scarlett Johanssen as the downstairs maid,If I can be the Butler...deal?
Posted by: saf at April 12, 2019 11:08 AM (5IHGB) 468
437 Anyone have advice that doesn't involve throwing it out a window?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 12, 2019 11:02 AM (uquGJ) The last time a windows 10 update trashed my computer I had to reload the hard drive from scratch. I lost everything including by income tax records. Posted by: Vic at April 12, 2019 11:08 AM (mpXpK) 469
Reset browser, sock off
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 12, 2019 11:08 AM (oZ89d) 470
I never mix anything in for a martini. That's not "pure". Just the neccessary, neat. No adulterations.
And i never put it in a glass. Dirt and impurities live on the inside of glasses! Very unpure. Nope, not for me all that frippery. Just a good pull out of the bottle. And I always make sure the brown paper is well clear of the bottle neck. Don't want any undue cellulose contamination on the palate. Wouldn't be proper. Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 12, 2019 11:08 AM (Ct55T) 471
BMWs are great mechanically but dear God do you pay for repairs if and when you need them.
Never own a BMW out of warranty either Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 12, 2019 11:02 AM (bcbK My asshole brother just got an older 7 series for next to nothing, like under $1500. I told him there was a reason for that. Its in nice shape, but he needed it like a 3rd asshole. I told him if he thought his harley and his muscle car ate just wait until this thing goes tits up. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 12, 2019 11:08 AM (9Om/r) 472
437 Middlest Kidlet has a Win10 laptop, because that's what was available, which (with auto-updates disabled) attempted to update, failed, attempted to undo, and has generally been locked up for almost 24 hours.
Anyone have advice that doesn't involve throwing it out a window? Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 12, 2019 11:02 AM (uquGJ) Rollback. Put it into rescue mode on bootup and dig down to the rollback menu, then put it back to the configuration before the update. And I hate to tell you this but when the big update comes out this month it will probably brick the thing once again. Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 12, 2019 11:08 AM (RD7QR) 473
So GM is going to sell self-driving cars that will run over more A-A folks...
GM, you're not Apple. Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2019 11:08 AM (F3zBo) 474
All the US automakers have decided that they want to get out of making cars and dedicate themselves to making pickup trucks even more outlandishly overpriced.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 12, 2019 11:06 AM (J+mig) True - they have waved the white flag of surrender on sedans - cannot compete with the offerings from Japan & Korea it seems, and have given up even trying. Soooooo glad cock-curious bailed-out their sorry asses. Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 11:08 AM (fF3XF) 475
So, cars.
My lease is up on my Acura RDX and I'm starting to think about replacements. Must haves: AWD, Sedan (I'm not really enjoying the crossover life and I'd prefer not to get a SUV or truck) Really wanna have: 300 HP, good ground clearance I'm gonna check out Subaru and Volvo for sure but open to any and all wisdom the Horde might have Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 12, 2019 11:09 AM (bcbK8) 476
Because sure, everyone has $75,000 to blow on a truck..."
A common myth, promoted by the "trucks baaaad" crowd. Most truck sales are in a far more reasonable range. The juniorist mouse bought a 2018 F 150 last fall - 4wd STX Supercab (seriously nice truck. I've driven it.) for just over 30K, including taxes and tags. Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 12, 2019 11:09 AM (6qErC) 477
My asshole brother just got an older 7 series for next to nothing, like under $1500. I told him there was a reason for that. Its in nice shape, but he needed it like a 3rd asshole. I told him if he thought his harley and his muscle car ate just wait until this thing goes tits up.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 12, 2019 11:08 AM (9Om/r) ____ Cheap German car = VERY expensive German car to maintain and fix often. There's a reason 10 year old BMWs are practically free on craigslist. Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 12, 2019 11:09 AM (FiUMj) 478
Ah, just in time for the martini wars.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2019 11:09 AM (ptqGC) 479
466 the $35K Tesla 3 is a myth. The price is more like $50K.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 12, 2019 11:08 AM (FiUMj) I priced one out of curiosity: $40,000 before taxes and tags. For a reasonably stripped down model. Out of my league. Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 12, 2019 11:09 AM (RD7QR) 480
No heterosexual man should ever buy a convertible. Period.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker -- That's just nuts. I had two Mustang GT convertibles with manuals, kick butt cars. Also a jeep, which is a 4x4 convertible. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 12, 2019 11:09 AM (YslsA) 481
Kinetic--
What a life your grandfather must have had!!!! It sounds like a wonderful basis for a gripping memoir. Posted by: Brunnhilde at April 12, 2019 11:10 AM (aW5/6) 482
Nothing like trying to virtue-signal away the fact that your car line is shit, Government Motors.
Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 11:03 AM (fF3XF) *meh...I love my Canyon. Posted by: dananjcon at April 12, 2019 11:10 AM (xqfqx) 483
the $35K Tesla 3 is a myth. The price is more like $50K.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 12, 2019 11:08 AM (FiUMj) -- I posted the link above. They're not even pretending to make them anymore. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 12, 2019 11:10 AM (r9Al+) 484
ProtoBiden.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 12, 2019 11:10 AM (t6MX/) 485
I priced one out of curiosity: $40,000 before taxes and tags. For a reasonably stripped down model. Out of my league.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 12, 2019 11:09 AM (RD7QR) ___ But can you actually buy one? There's a difference between what is theoretically available and what Tesla is actually producing. Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 12, 2019 11:11 AM (FiUMj) 486
Nothing like trying to virtue-signal away the fact that your car line is shit, Government Motors.
Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 11:03 AM (fF3XF) *meh...I love my Canyon. Posted by: dananjcon at April 12, 2019 11:10 AM (xqfqx) Which is a... truck, right? Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 11:11 AM (fF3XF) 487
I'm gonna check out Subaru and Volvo for sure but open to any and all wisdom the Horde might have
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 12, 2019 11:09 AM (bcbK ------- Ford Focus RS has 300+HP and AWD, but not a lot of clearance. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 12, 2019 11:11 AM (AzW6q) Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 12, 2019 11:11 AM (6qErC) 489
My 2012 Ram just tripped 100K. I'm thinking about installing T-Tops and a Wizard Mural down the side.
Posted by: D R A at April 12, 2019 11:11 AM (fBFz0) 490
Even funnier is that they've openly come out and said their goal is to remove all driving ability and responsibilities from the consumer* in order to reduce wrecks and congestion.
* Women drivers. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 12, 2019 11:07 AM (r9Al+) I refuse to own a self-driving car until I'm too old to drive myself. Not happening, no way. The technology to make this safe and workable on a large scale isn't there yet. Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 12, 2019 11:12 AM (J+mig) 491
There were a couple of months of good convertible weather a year.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker -- When I lived in Houston, the only top UP weather was in June, July, and August. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 12, 2019 11:12 AM (YslsA) 492
475
So, cars. My lease is up on my Acura RDX and I'm starting to think about replacements. Must haves: AWD, Sedan (I'm not really enjoying the crossover life and I'd prefer not to get a SUV or truck) Really wanna have: 300 HP, good ground clearance I'm gonna check out Subaru and Volvo for sure but open to any and all wisdom the Horde might have Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 12, 2019 11:09 AM (bcbK WRX, and don't kill yourself with it. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 12, 2019 11:12 AM (t6MX/) 493
I think we all know where you take it.
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2019 10:56 AM (LOTPh) HE MEANS THE RECTUM Posted by: BEN ROETHLISSBERGER at April 12, 2019 10:58 AM (Ct55T) rectum? it nearly killed 'em... Posted by: SturmToddler at April 12, 2019 11:12 AM (8D42x) Posted by: creeper at April 12, 2019 11:12 AM (PLU0I) 495
471 BMWs are great mechanically but dear God do you pay for repairs if and when you need them.
Never own a BMW out of warranty either Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 12, 2019 11:02 AM (bcbK My asshole brother just got an older 7 series for next to nothing, like under $1500. I told him there was a reason for that. Its in nice shape, but he needed it like a 3rd asshole. I told him if he thought his harley and his muscle car ate just wait until this thing goes tits up. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 12, 2019 11:08 AM (9Om/r) I love my 2011 328xdrive, I'm never getting rid of it, but if anything breaks on it...it's two or three grand at a minimum. Right now it's a garage spaceholder and dog taxi. But I do love driving it, it makes me happy. Wish it had a few more horses but put it in Sports mode and it stands up on its hind legs well enough Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 12, 2019 11:12 AM (bcbK8) 496
Apple got out of the self driving car biz.
Might be a clue, or something. Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at April 12, 2019 11:12 AM (w7KSn) 497
WRX, and don't kill yourself with it.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 12, 2019 11:12 AM (t6MX/) ------ +1. Sick rice-burner. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 12, 2019 11:12 AM (AzW6q) 498
>>Must haves: AWD, Sedan (I'm not really enjoying the crossover life and I'd prefer not to get a SUV or truck)
Audi. They do AWD better than anyone and the cars are a blast to drive. Posted by: JackStraw at April 12, 2019 11:13 AM (/tuJf) 499
Hopefully the $978 million the Army just moved to wall construction took care of the money for tranny surgery.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2019 11:13 AM (F3zBo) 500
My 2012 Ram just tripped 100K. I'm thinking about installing T-Tops and a Wizard Mural down the side.
What keeps you from actually driving it? 2014 XTerra. 223 K. Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 12, 2019 11:13 AM (fuK7c) 501
I refuse to own a self-driving car until I'm too old to drive myself. Not happening, no way. The technology to make this safe and workable on a large scale isn't there yet.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 12, 2019 11:12 AM (J+mig) Seconded. Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 11:13 AM (fF3XF) 502
I have a little red mercuri capri turbo convertible.
I drive with the top down for as much of the summer as I can. I love it. Posted by: nurse ratched at April 12, 2019 11:13 AM (d7Ww2) 503
Nood monkey
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 12, 2019 11:13 AM (gC2IV) 504
My asshole brother just got an older 7 series for next to nothing, like under $1500.
--- Oh no. ($12K later...) Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 12, 2019 11:13 AM (r9Al+) 505
Subaru. Accept no substitutes.
Posted by: Fat Lesbian Chics Everywhere at April 12, 2019 11:13 AM (fBFz0) 506
Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 11:03 AM (fF3XF)
*meh...I love my Canyon. Posted by: dananjcon at April 12, 2019 11:10 AM (xqfqx) Which is a... truck, right? Yes. You were referring to cars which is the reason the Cruze plant shut down. Posted by: dananjcon at April 12, 2019 11:14 AM (xqfqx) 507
So, cars.
My lease is up on my Acura RDX and I'm starting to think about replacements. Must haves: AWD, Sedan (I'm not really enjoying the crossover life and I'd prefer not to get a SUV or truck) Really wanna have: 300 HP, good ground clearance I'm gonna check out Subaru and Volvo for sure but open to any and all wisdom the Horde might have Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 12, 2019 11:09 AM (bcbK The wife has an RDX. Its her 3rd acura. They never break and last forever. She ran the last one up to 260K, we gave it to a friend, he got 300K on it now and it still has the original suspension. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 12, 2019 11:14 AM (9Om/r) 508
Women drivers.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 12, 2019 11:07 AM (r9Al+) gives the evil eye, writes on list , guys and Road rage dude? Posted by: willow at April 12, 2019 11:14 AM (r/xAU) 509
Because sure, everyone has $75,000 to blow on a truck..."
A common myth, promoted by the "trucks baaaad" crowd. Most truck sales are in a far more reasonable range. The juniorist mouse bought a 2018 F 150 last fall - 4wd STX Supercab (seriously nice truck. I've driven it.) for just over 30K, including taxes and tags. Posted by: Anon a mouse Father-in-law just got a 2019 GMC Sierra loaded. $69.500.00 Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2019 11:14 AM (dDUXP) 510
I'm gonna check out Subaru and Volvo for sure but open to any and all wisdom the Horde might have "
Well, if AWD isn't super priority, drive a Fusion Sport. Seriously quick car. Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 12, 2019 11:14 AM (6qErC) 511
emails Heidi.
Posted by: willow at April 12, 2019 11:15 AM (r/xAU) 512
What keeps you from actually driving it?
2014 XTerra. 223 K. Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 12, 2019 11:13 AM (fuK7c) Work travel. I put most of those miles on the first four years. Posted by: D R A at April 12, 2019 11:15 AM (fBFz0) 513
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No heterosexual man should ever buy a convertible. Period. Posted by: Lurking Lurker The new mid-engine Corvette in a convertible could be a fun car to drive. Once they figure out how to stiffen the frame because they are twisting due to the power of the 1,000-hp twin-turbo V-8. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 12, 2019 11:15 AM (jxbfJ) 514
"No heterosexual man should ever buy a convertible. Period.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker " Now you done it. My Grandpa, who served in the Army in WWII and Korea drove convertible Caddys and Corvettes. #2 son drives a Miata. He's not gay and can drive it near the limit at the track. It's fun to drive and was cheap. I drive it too sometimes. I had a 65 Impala SS convertible and currently own a pretty rare 57 Fiat TV convertible. Now, care to restate that? Posted by: freaked at April 12, 2019 11:15 AM (Tnijr) 515
The technology to make this safe and workable on a large scale isn't there yet."
737 Maxxx for sale. Cheap. Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 12, 2019 11:15 AM (6qErC) 516
My asshole brother just got an older 7 series for next to nothing, like under $1500.
--- Oh no. ($12K later...) Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 12, 2019 11:13 AM (r9Al+) Well, to his credit he did say that the first time it breaks he's going to part it out. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 12, 2019 11:16 AM (9Om/r) 517
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Subaru. Accept no substitutes. Posted by: Fat Lesbian Chics Everywhere at April 12, 2019 11:13 AM (fBFz0) AKA Lezbaru Butchbacks. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 12, 2019 11:16 AM (jxbfJ) 518
gives the evil eye, writes on list , guys and Road rage dude?
Posted by: willow at April 12, 2019 11:14 AM (r/xAU) -- Read the comment. The women bosses at GM are admitting they are trying to take away women's right to drive. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 12, 2019 11:16 AM (r9Al+) Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 12, 2019 11:17 AM (jxbfJ) Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 12, 2019 11:18 AM (r9Al+) 521
Robbie, aha you are asking me to rea the comment?
nope. bad mood, and darn it I though that was cannibal Bob I was heckling, nevermind, curtseys out of topic. Posted by: willow at April 12, 2019 11:18 AM (r/xAU) 522
ahem - a fairly recent bentley sold for $45,000 last night, about the same as a jeep.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 12, 2019 10:45 AM (Pg+x7) Well, scarcely anybody wants a "fairly recent" Bentley. They are ugly, ugly cars. And certain years of Jaguar also go for pennies at auctions. Saw one knocked down at the Silver Auction in Ft. McDowell for four hundred dollars. The auctioneer stopped his spiel, and told the buyer: "Remember, you can have it if you promise never to bring it here for sale again." Big laugh from the crowd. I'm sure it became a donor car for hot rod parts. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2019 11:19 AM (TfwlC) 523
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 12, 2019 11:03 AM (Ct55T)
She responded "That seems about right." Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 12, 2019 11:20 AM (uquGJ) 524
look, Robbie , on the other hand (good side I brought new thread) I am still grumpy. and no one is the boss of me.
Posted by: willow at April 12, 2019 11:20 AM (r/xAU) 525
Fairly or unfairly, dudes driving Miatas will be assumed to be fags.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2019 10:51 AM (NWiLs) Or pussies. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 12, 2019 11:21 AM (NMAzL) 526
Jags are in the shop daily , mostly heating issues. m2 c
Posted by: willow at April 12, 2019 11:21 AM (r/xAU) 527
(gives that little thumbs up icon to willow)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 12, 2019 11:21 AM (r9Al+) 528
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2019 11:04 AM (F3zBo)
The issue is *getting to* the factory default option. Is there a secret key sequence to bypass the locked up screen? Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 12, 2019 11:23 AM (uquGJ) 529
Thanks for the suggestions. The WRX looks goony but the stats are good.
Audi is expensive AF but maybe I can get lucky or find a good lease deal. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 12, 2019 11:23 AM (bcbK8) 530
Oh look, I kinda got the Jesus 'Ment!
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at April 12, 2019 11:03 AM (pMvUN) That's how I feel with my top down. Or the car's top down. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 12, 2019 11:23 AM (NMAzL) 531
Was checking out the new Edge last week. Nice car but it looks like a Honda. I think I will pickup one of the old square Edge's and just drive it to death.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 12, 2019 11:25 AM (2LelM) 532
Posted by: Vic at April 12, 2019 11:08 AM (mpXpK)
That's why I refuse to have Win10 on my computer. Any OS that the manufacturer needs to try to *trick* me into installing is simply malware in my opinion. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 12, 2019 11:26 AM (uquGJ) 533
525 Fairly or unfairly, dudes driving Miatas will be assumed to be fags. ------------------- Loved that Miata returned the two sports car to the market but at 6'5" I could not drive it. Most of these cars are now built for chicks. I used to be able to drive an MG Midget but can't physically drive most of the new 2-doors. Posted by: Puddin Head at April 12, 2019 11:27 AM (2LelM) 534
I used to own a 1964 Dodge Dart Convertible. So, the convertible owning has already been done. I would but a Toyota MR2 but, I need a back seat for the kitty runs to the vet. Miatas are just too small seat wise..
I have a trophy wife already.. The trophy is an older one I admit but, she still shines. (Hi Dear, SHE LURKS..) 330 ZHP Cic for the win! Posted by: Catman at April 12, 2019 11:28 AM (jh6i/) 535
The big Teslas are pretty nice - the model S I would compare with a 7 series BMW in appointments and driving. In the DC area charging is readily available.
The X model I don't know much about. The 3 is, well. like a 1982 Tercel with an iPad Pro stuck to the dash. Posted by: blaster at April 12, 2019 11:28 AM (9VeU0) 536
Audi. They do AWD better than anyone and the cars are a blast to drive.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 12, 2019 11:13 AM (/tuJf) Ford Explorer Sport. AWD, 3.5L turbo. Love it. Best driving vehicle I've ever owned. More than enough power. Posted by: Sooner at April 12, 2019 11:29 AM (Fs5vw) 537
Middlest Kidlet has a Win10 laptop, because that's what was available, which (with auto-updates disabled) attempted to update, failed, attempted to undo, and has generally been locked up for almost 24 hours.
Anyone have advice that doesn't involve throwing it out a window? Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 12, 2019 11:02 AM (uquGJ) Install Linux. And when doing the install, tell it to wipe the HD, and do a clean install. It gives you the option of partitioning the hard drive, so you can dual boot, but why? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2019 11:33 AM (TfwlC) 538
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2019 11:33 AM (TfwlC)
Unfortunately, that requires *much* more tech ability than either of us have. It would be difficult to underestimate our ability to do more than point and click. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 12, 2019 11:39 AM (uquGJ) 539
Driving is an agonizing chore. I try to insulate myself from the outside world as much as possible. I use to like hot rods and muscle cars. But the traffic, the roads, the people... they've all ruined it for me.
Posted by: Chris M at April 12, 2019 11:40 AM (eAZVt) 540
Unfortunately, that requires *much* more tech ability than either of us have. It would be difficult to underestimate our ability to do more than point and click.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 12, 2019 11:39 AM (uquGJ) Well, basically all you "have to" do is point and click. Point and click on the "download image" button on the website for the Linux distro of choice, and then point and click to write it to a DVD. But you need to find a computer geek to do it for you. Should not be too hard. After all, you will need a working computer with internet access in order to get the image file in the first place. If the failed computer doesn't have a DVD drive, then the distro will have to go onto a memory stick, and the laptop made to boot from that. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2019 11:48 AM (TfwlC) 541
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2019 11:48 AM (TfwlC)
Thank you, that's what I needed to know. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 12, 2019 11:54 AM (uquGJ) 542
Oldest BJM son bought a Honda 2000 convertible. Had to get rid of it after the second time the top was cut open by thieves. So there's that.
I suppose the moral is, don't buy one if you have to park it on the street. Even a lazy, little-traveled street. Posted by: Hugh Tootooie at April 12, 2019 12:13 PM (hu22E) Processing 0.06, elapsed 0.0658 seconds. |
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