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"TOTAL VINDICATION:" Mueller Report Summary Finds No Evidence That Anyone In Trump Campaign or Administration Conspired With, Colluded With, or Coordinated With Russia
In Fact, "NO US PERSON" So Conspired, Either




They're reading the summary on FoxNews right now, just released.

Unfortunately, the report then says that they did not evaluate, at all, whether he obstructed justice by firing Comey and leaves that open for the AG to decide. The Democrats and media and NeverTrump conspiracy theorists will seize on this.

The AG has announced that he and Deputy AG Rosenstein have considered the issue and have decided that there is no case for obstruction of justice, but Mueller has deliberately left this open to give his Democrat and media pals room to rumble.

More at Legal Insurrection. (Thanks, Skip!)

Full letter here.

37 There will be THREE scoops tonight.

Posted by: JackStraw

BTW, NeverTrumpers continuing to push their conspiracy theories. While, you know, knocking other conspiracy theories like birtherism.

smugposturing.jpg

Isn't it funny that the people who are always shouting the loudest that they're smaaahhht always turn out to be the stupidest?

Anyone think that NeverTrump is going to find other stuff to talk about in the next few days?




Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:44 PM




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1 NNNooooooooooo!!!!!!

Posted by: Dems everywhere at March 24, 2019 03:45 PM (jp0Bv)

2 1

Posted by: Ha at March 24, 2019 03:45 PM (MAstk)

3 I can't believe they let Trump off the hook, just because there's absolutely no evidence. What a shoddy government job. You're not supposed to LOOK for evidence. You're supposed to MANUFACTURE evidence.

Posted by: skybal webworker, political genius at March 24, 2019 03:46 PM (GvEen)

4 but, but, but ... Faux News, wing nuts !!!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at March 24, 2019 03:46 PM (LPnfS)

5 I dare them to impeach right now.

Posted by: Ha at March 24, 2019 03:46 PM (MAstk)

6 There's tons of clear evidence.

Posted by: Schiff at March 24, 2019 03:47 PM (MAstk)

7 Overwhelming evidence.

Posted by: Nadler at March 24, 2019 03:47 PM (MAstk)

8 *boom*

Posted by: that dude Ray Maddow's head at March 24, 2019 03:47 PM (LL1Be)

9 *boom*
Posted by: that dude Ray Maddow's head at March 24, 2019 03:47 PM (LL1Be)


Like a damn cashew piñata.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 24, 2019 03:48 PM (t+qrx)

10 I think that that headline that has too many thats.

Posted by: skybal webworker, grammatically licensed at March 24, 2019 03:48 PM (GvEen)

11 The Democrats and media and NeverTrump conspiracy theorists will seize on this.

Well, unless they pounce on it too, I won't be impressed by mere seizing.

Posted by: zombie at March 24, 2019 03:48 PM (5tb4C)

12 Found no actions that "constitute obstructive conduct."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 24, 2019 03:48 PM (hjaPQ)

13 Ok, that's done. Lets start working on Cankles and the rest of these lefty sons of bitches.

Posted by: dartist at March 24, 2019 03:48 PM (K22Va)

14 I think that that headline that has too many thats.
Posted by: skybal webworker, grammatically licensed at March 24, 2019 03:48 PM (GvEen)


Grounds for impeachment.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 24, 2019 03:48 PM (t+qrx)

15 Rosenpenis and AG have determined that screaming "witch hunt" at a "witch hunt" is not obstruction.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 24, 2019 03:49 PM (1g7ch)

16 Headline, tomorrow:

Republican Special Counsel Clears Trump

Posted by: Vanya at March 24, 2019 03:49 PM (IVrGL)

17 3 I can't believe they let Trump off the hook, just because there's absolutely no evidence. What a shoddy government job. You're not supposed to LOOK for evidence. You're supposed to MANUFACTURE evidence.
Posted by: skybal webworker, political genius at March 24, 2019 03:46 PM (GvEen)

They manufactured some perjury charges on peripheral people and tried like hell to goad Trump into perjury or obstruction or tearing the tags off his mattresses.

They got less than squat. Fuck those fucking Fuckers.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 24, 2019 03:49 PM (jp0Bv)

18 #$%F)(?>(&#%&

Posted by: Nancy pelosi's hands at March 24, 2019 03:49 PM (A8isT)

19 So, with two years at their disposal and 1,000+ workers, they didn't find the time to determine whether or not he obstructed justice?

I think they PURPOSELY left some detail unfinished, to jump-start some subsequent endless investigation.

Posted by: zombie at March 24, 2019 03:49 PM (5tb4C)

20

It's just this war and that lying son of a bitch Mueller

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2019 03:50 PM (aKsyK)

21 It was President Trump's right to fire Comey if he didn't just like the fkin tie he had on that day.

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2019 03:50 PM (BbGew)

22 None of the responses matter expect Trump's.

He's going to play this up from now until he dies, and as an incumbent president he's going to be able to talk it up to a lot of peoplefor a long time.

The whole strategy on the Democrat's side was stupid beyond belief.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 24, 2019 03:50 PM (QH0sp)

23 Unfortunately, the report then says that they did not evaluate, at all, whether he obstructed justice by firing Comey and leaves that open for the AG to decide.

Yes HOWEVER further in the letter he says since there was NO underlying crime, it is doubtful there would be any obstruxtions charges

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2019 03:51 PM (Y+V3r)

24 Overwhelming evidence.
Posted by: Nadler
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A massive body of evidence.

Posted by: Adam Schiff at March 24, 2019 03:51 PM (xSo9G)

25 Barr and Rosenstein do not believe there was any obstruction.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2019 03:51 PM (/tuJf)

26 Unfortunately, the report then says that they did not evaluate, at all,
whether he obstructed justice by firing Comey and leaves that open for
the AG to decide.

Did not evaluate? Do they need 3 more years and 40 million more dollars?

Barr needs to shut this shit-show down.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 24, 2019 03:51 PM (LL1Be)

27 I won't know what to think until Cap'n Bill responds.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 24, 2019 03:51 PM (eAMlh)

28 Okay is they say there was no obstruction and they were able to do their work in this farce, how was firing Comey obstruction? Obstruction of what?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2019 03:51 PM (O2RFr)

29 Ace, on a Sunday? Must be newsy news...

Posted by: zeera at March 24, 2019 03:51 PM (GuGrG)

30 21 It was President Trump's right to fire Comey if he didn't just like the fkin tie he had on that day.
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2019 03:50 PM (BbGew

=====

We settled POTUS's authority to fire underlings in the 19th century.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 24, 2019 03:52 PM (QH0sp)

31 Fox is done reading the letter.

This is a fucking grand slam for Trump.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 24, 2019 03:52 PM (hjaPQ)

32 Next time, bring Kryptonite!

Posted by: Donny Two Scoops at March 24, 2019 03:52 PM (RIS4Y)

33 Well, unless they pounce on it too, I won't be impressed by mere seizing.
Posted by: zombie at March 24

******

DC is full of Pouncy MacPouncersons.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2019 03:52 PM (0tfLf)

34 i want to know how much cash adam schitt took from the congressional slush fund to pay off the 19 year male page he sexually assaulted. fucking beady eyed scumbucket.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 24, 2019 03:52 PM (KP5rU)

35 And your new shoes are worn at the heels
And your suntan rapidly peels and your wise men don't know
How it feels
To be thick
As a brick

Posted by: I. Anderson at March 24, 2019 03:52 PM (IFKOp)

36 he didn't obstruct justice. he was tending to business.

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 24, 2019 03:52 PM (4hfnr)

37 There will be THREE scoops tonight.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2019 03:52 PM (/tuJf)

38 Hmf. Say, I left $25 Million lying here. Anyone know what happened to it?

Posted by: Taxpayers at March 24, 2019 03:52 PM (xSo9G)

39 So, with two years at their disposal and 1,000+
workers, they didn't find the time to determine whether or not he
obstructed justice?



I think they PURPOSELY left some detail unfinished, to jump-start some subsequent endless investigation.

Posted by: zombie at March 24, 2019 03:49 PM (5tb4C)

Yes, the Endless Summer. The admin should talk about the cost of this fiasco in specific numbers over and over.

Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2019 03:52 PM (n13/j)

40 Okay is they say there was no obstruction and they were able to do their work in this farce, how was firing Comey obstruction? Obstruction of what?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2019 03:51 PM (O2RFr)

And that is what is said later in the later. Since there was NO underlying crime, almost by definition there is no Obstruction

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2019 03:52 PM (Y+V3r)

41 So, with two years at their disposal and 1,000+ workers, they didn't
find the time to determine whether or not he obstructed justice?


Exactly. Total incompetence.

And Mewler is a pissant little whiny bitch.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 24, 2019 03:52 PM (LL1Be)

42 Over at Legal Insurrection you can download the letter

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2019 03:53 PM (BbGew)

43
I can't find Kurt! He's usually in the basement, right next to my laundry pile. Or on the computer.

Posted by: Kurt's Mom at March 24, 2019 03:53 PM (jYje5)

44 How clean do you have to be to have people going through all your shit for over 2 years and find nothing?

Posted by: Inogame at March 24, 2019 03:53 PM (+2xjH)

45 Well lets see, 2 years of bullshit investigating and tens of millions of dollars and the Mueller report is a punt. A memo of innuendo. A Maybe Freebie. A Report Retort. An Obstruction Reconstruction. An Inconclusive Conclusion.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 24, 2019 03:53 PM (r+sAi)

46 Its the seriousness of the charge of obstruction that compels us to investigate obstruction.

Posted by: Hands at March 24, 2019 03:53 PM (786Ro)

47 So firing Comey may have been obstruction of justice....even though Mueller spent $35 million and 2 years finding there was no crime committed.

Posted by: Blago at March 24, 2019 03:53 PM (UfkIY)

48 There will be THREE scoops tonight.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2019 03:52 PM (/tuJf)


Gorilla week, every channel.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 24, 2019 03:54 PM (t+qrx)

49 NOW I HOPE Barr goes after the traitors in the Fredo Admin, in Justice, in The FBI, in The CIA and Fredo himself

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2019 03:54 PM (Y+V3r)

50 Mueller found that Bob Kraft's sexual needs were his sexual needs and that he did not collude with Russia.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 24, 2019 03:54 PM (Z+IKu)

51 Obviously Rosen* and Barr were in on it.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 24, 2019 03:54 PM (0rsWa)

52 Time to introduce many Democrat and other UniParty members to the wonderful world of Mueller Process Crimes.

0530 raids for suspicion of making false statements.
More flashbang please.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 24, 2019 03:54 PM (1g7ch)

53 So, it was found without a doubt that there was no collusion, so how does one obstruct an investigation into something thatbnever existed?

Basically I'm saying that there was no evaluation as to whether there was any obstruction because it was impossible for any to exist.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 24, 2019 03:54 PM (bEhmB)

54 So firing Comey may have been obstruction of justice

Mewler's "good friend" James Comey.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 24, 2019 03:54 PM (LL1Be)

55 Perino: Complete and total vindication.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 24, 2019 03:54 PM (hjaPQ)

56 Justice was not obstructed. The proof is that Mueller was allowed to finish his investigation,

The physical proof that there was no obstruction is sitting in their hands in the form of a 1400 page report.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2019 03:54 PM (o1fzk)

57 AND AND AND it was all based on Dem Lies and a bought report. Thanks McCain. May you rot in hell

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2019 03:55 PM (Y+V3r)

58 47 So firing Comey may have been obstruction of justice....even though Mueller spent $35 million and 2 years finding there was no crime committed.
Posted by: Blago at March 24, 2019 03:53 PM (UfkIY

======

God, I hope democrats pursue it. It's just so pointless, but I want to see David French defend efforts to impeach a president because he obstructed a not crime.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 24, 2019 03:55 PM (QH0sp)

59 My schadenboner just grabbed my wallet and keys and headed for the bar.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2019 03:55 PM (/tuJf)

60 No Trump tweet?

Posted by: Nadler at March 24, 2019 03:55 PM (MAstk)

61 Do not forget Trump has the ultimate bombshell to drop by declassifying. That is his hold card.

Posted by: Bye Gone at March 24, 2019 03:55 PM (C4WwT)

62 So, it was found without a doubt that there was no collusion, so how does one obstruct an investigation into something thatbnever existed?

Basically I'm saying that there was no evaluation as to whether there was any obstruction because it was impossible for any to exist.
Posted by: tankdemon at March 24, 2019 03:54 PM (bEhmB)

Which is what was said later in the Letter

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2019 03:55 PM (Y+V3r)

63 So, this is a surprise?

Time to point and laugh...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 24, 2019 03:55 PM (6qErC)

64 How soon can Trump demand of Barr that he announce a Special Council to investigate this obvious coup attempt?

Posted by: Blutarski at March 24, 2019 03:55 PM (+Tibp)

65 Every picture I see of Pencil Neck it looks like he's sitting on a dildo.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 24, 2019 03:55 PM (eAMlh)

66 Good Lord, can somebody put Jeffery Toobin out of my misery. He's making shit up faster than a three year old with face full of frosting when asked where the cupcake went.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 24, 2019 03:55 PM (jp0Bv)

67 How clean do you have to be to have people going through all your shit for over 2 years and find nothing?
Posted by: Inogame
-----------

"If you give me six lines written by the hand of the most honest of men, I will find something in them which will hang him." - Cardinal Richelieu

Posted by: Taxpayers at March 24, 2019 03:55 PM (xSo9G)

68 Well if PeRINO says it's complete vindication, well, by Jasper it IS!

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2019 03:56 PM (o1fzk)

69 Flaming Mueller skull! We demand flaming Mueller skull!

Posted by: GuyfromNH at March 24, 2019 03:56 PM (pZox7)

70 FU slimy DEMONRATS!

Posted by: redridinghood at March 24, 2019 03:56 PM (RBOtF)

71 Brett Baier says total win for Trump, total vindication
wow

Posted by: Big Star at March 24, 2019 03:56 PM (nb8+g)

72 "Cheerios?"

"No wait , I mean Raisin Bran!"

Posted by: OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE at March 24, 2019 03:56 PM (LL1Be)

73


It was President Trump's right to fire Comey if he didn't just like the fkin tie he had on that day.


The rule of law remains regardless of who the head dude is. But since Progressives don't recognize that simple principle, they'll try to accuse PDT of something for firing Comey, despite the fact that all the Progs were screaming for his head before that.

They'll say one thing then turn around the next day and say the exact opposite and expect everyone to believe both diametrically opposed statements. Progressives are psychotic and nobody seems to notice.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 24, 2019 03:56 PM (HaL55)

74 Now my advise to PDT is

TORA TORA TORA

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2019 03:56 PM (Y+V3r)

75 Ahhh...flaming skulls.

Feels just right.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 24, 2019 03:56 PM (QH0sp)

76 You can't Obstruct anything if there's no crime. Move On.

Posted by: Joe Dag at March 24, 2019 03:56 PM (3w9Fm)

77 The Democrats and media and NeverTrump conspiracy theorists will seize on this.


Seize? As in a Hillary-style seizure?
I can wish, can't I?

Posted by: Hands at March 24, 2019 03:56 PM (786Ro)

78 OMG! A flaming skull pyramid!!!

Unprecedented, I think. I feel faint....

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2019 03:57 PM (CDGwz)

79 Now....
I hope POTUS goes for blood

Posted by: Jmel at March 24, 2019 03:57 PM (OeWgo)

80 One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six! Six Flaming Skulls. Ahhh Ahhh Ahhhhhhh!

Posted by: The Kount at March 24, 2019 03:57 PM (jp0Bv)

81 Hillary! hardest hit.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 24, 2019 03:57 PM (uDcBt)

82 So Trump was right once again. Fvckers could save themselves a lot of time and our money if they would just listen.

Posted by: dartist at March 24, 2019 03:57 PM (K22Va)

83 "Although the Mueller Report alleges no wrong doing, Mueller was not allowed to investigate the impact James Comey's firing had on anything pertaining to Trump's collusion. Sources say Mueller and his team were fearful of Trump's wrath if they continued down this road."

-CNN tomorrow.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 24, 2019 03:57 PM (afjNA)

84 Now....
I hope POTUS goes for blood
Posted by: Jmel at March 24, 2019 03:57 PM (OeWgo)

tHE jUGULAR

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2019 03:57 PM (Y+V3r)

85 ** f5 refresh **

pyramid of flaming skulls!!

*breaks into happy dance*

Posted by: Hands at March 24, 2019 03:57 PM (786Ro)

86 It's a flaming skull pyramid!

Posted by: skybal webworker, (the world)*3 is on fire at March 24, 2019 03:57 PM (GvEen)

87 Part of the joy of this place is watching Ace build posts in real time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 24, 2019 03:58 PM (QH0sp)

88 Wow.

The flaming skull pyramid.

I will have something to tell the kids...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 24, 2019 03:58 PM (6qErC)

89 I downloaded the letter, it will probably put me to sleep as reading legalize does

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2019 03:58 PM (BbGew)

90 Nice flaming skulls ace!

Posted by: dartist at March 24, 2019 03:58 PM (K22Va)

91 We're sad.

Posted by: AOC 's Aereolas at March 24, 2019 03:58 PM (vIG/0)

92 All the people who said that Mueller was just a terrific guy should keep in mind that he investigated the President for obstruction, smearing him through innuendo, and then refused to make a determination because if he said "no obstruction" it would be objective exoneration.

He threw it back into Barr's lap to keep the country divided by giving one side an out to believe ridiculous conspiracy theories. Once Comey admitted he told Trump he wasn't under investigation the obstruction case died, as Trump can't obstruct an investigation he was told didn't exist.

Mueller had the right to indict, or recommend indictment, but didn't. Instead of telling the truth he left the decision to the AG the media has been delegitimizing for months now.

Posted by: GrapeDrink at March 24, 2019 03:58 PM (prRje)

93 Mueller, Rosenstein, Comey, Obama, Brennan, Clapper, McCabe, Prestap, and the rest of the coup gang.

Bend over, I've got your obstruction of justice right here.

Posted by: Their future cellmates at March 24, 2019 03:58 PM (fiwrA)

94 We have flaming skulls

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2019 03:58 PM (BbGew)

95 A pyramid of Flaming skulls.

Ace, EAT something!

And for the Dems, how are your actions different from insanity?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2019 03:58 PM (u82oZ)

96 We settled POTUS's authority to fire underlings in the 19th century.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 24, 2019 03:52 PM (QH0sp)

Yeah, but that was your average, run-of-the-mill POTUS. We have an entirely new set of rules now because Orange Man Bad.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 24, 2019 03:58 PM (bEhmB)

97 AND AND AND it was all based on Dem Lies and a bought report. Thanks McCain. May you rot in hell

Posted by: Nevergiveup
-----
Point of order my good friend. Hell is eternal and, as such, does not support rotting. ipso facto, McStain will be forever tormented. A more fitting end than simply rotting.


Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2019 03:58 PM (Y4EXg)

98 My penis? Yeah, diamond coated titanium right now.

Posted by: Donald Trump at March 24, 2019 03:58 PM (hjaPQ)

99 I wanted to say that.

Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2019 03:58 PM (n13/j)

100 Gorram it! Turn those investigations back on!

*hic*

*shart*shart*shaaaaaaarttt*

*googley eye*

Posted by: Hillary with bollard at March 24, 2019 03:58 PM (+Tibp)

101 Uh Oh!, CNN is a bit shook up. Some female talking head just said, "Democrats will pounce.." Somebody will dock her pay.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 24, 2019 03:59 PM (jp0Bv)

102 the most flaming skulls ever added

Posted by: ace at March 24, 2019 03:59 PM (PbpT7)

103 CNN POLL: Majority of Americans Believe Mueller Report Exonerates Trump Admin - and Blame Trump For Mueller Investigation

Posted by: Hands at March 24, 2019 03:59 PM (786Ro)

104 Six flaming skulls.

Not even close to overkill.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 24, 2019 03:59 PM (bEhmB)

105 So dumb. There was no other finding that he could have made. Why in the world would a billionaire collude with some f'ing commies? Not to mention the hooker pee dossier was unbelievable on its face. Er... their face.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 24, 2019 03:59 PM (r+sAi)

106 PYRAMID OF FLAMING SKULLS!!!

Kleenex shares just went through the roof, as galloons of jizz from exploding schadenboners erupted everywhere coast to coast.

Posted by: zombie at March 24, 2019 03:59 PM (5tb4C)

107 Trump needs to counter-punch with the Fist Of GOD.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at March 24, 2019 03:59 PM (RIS4Y)

108 Sexy Pyramid of Skulls

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 24, 2019 03:59 PM (xJa6I)

109 Their future cellmates
Cory Booker. FIFY.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2019 03:59 PM (u82oZ)

110 Whoa - a six-skull pyramid of flaming skulls!?!?!?!

I love fired-up Ace!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 24, 2019 03:59 PM (uDcBt)

111 96 We settled POTUS's authority to fire underlings in the 19th century.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 24, 2019 03:52 PM (QH0sp)

Yeah, but that was your average, run-of-the-mill POTUS. We have an entirely new set of rules now because Orange Man Bad.
Posted by: tankdemon at March 24, 2019 03:58 PM (bEhmB)

=====

That was farking Andrew Johnson, nearly actually impeached POTUS.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 24, 2019 03:59 PM (QH0sp)

112 6 Flaming Skulls!

Posted by: The Count at March 24, 2019 03:59 PM (n13/j)

113
The Trumpster has been uncharacteristically silent on Twitter for the past day or so.

He's about to unleash and epic tweetstorm.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2019 03:59 PM (f1Vqw)

114 It's a flaming skull pyramid!
Posted by: skybal webworker, (the world)*3 is on fire at March 24, 2019 03:57 PM (GvEen)


Gengis Trump calling card

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 24, 2019 04:00 PM (1g7ch)

115 102 the most flaming skulls ever added
---
And fully justified. Man, this is great!

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 24, 2019 04:00 PM (hjaPQ)

116 But what does the Marshal of the Supreme Court have to say?

Posted by: GuyfromNH at March 24, 2019 04:00 PM (pZox7)

117 How can there be obstruction of justice if there's nothing to obstruct?????

Posted by: Bobby_The_Fake_Mexican at March 24, 2019 04:00 PM (UUETO)

118 Old Spin: So big your grandma's gonna feel it, baby.
New Spin: I was in the pool!

Posted by: Jack at March 24, 2019 04:00 PM (OKp8N)

119 The Dems are currently howling 'release the full report' as if there's some crumb there that would allow Impeachment.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 24, 2019 04:00 PM (xJa6I)

120 My glans just turned into a skull and caught fire. Brb!

Posted by: Hands at March 24, 2019 04:00 PM (786Ro)

121 Yeah, diamond coated titanium right now."

Meh.

/ depleted uranium

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 24, 2019 04:00 PM (6qErC)

122 Heh.
Heh heh.
Heh heh heh.

Posted by: Emmie at March 24, 2019 04:00 PM (4HMW8)

123 The Schadenboner just texted to say there isn't enough pudding in the world.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2019 04:00 PM (vZrbf)

124 Now lets investigate Hillary!

Posted by: Herr Mueller - Head Fed at March 24, 2019 04:00 PM (cCxiu)

125 By the way I am done with drudge. his headline is bullshit

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2019 04:00 PM (Y+V3r)

126 Now behold the firepower of this FULLY OPERATIONAL Administration!

Posted by: Emperor Palpatrump at March 24, 2019 04:00 PM (LL1Be)

127 113
The Trumpster has been uncharacteristically silent on Twitter for the past day or so.

He's about to unleash and epic tweetstorm.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2019 03:59 PM (f1Vqw)

=====

His tweets mean less than what he could be organizing with Barr based on the IG reports that have been forming alongside Mueller's report.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 24, 2019 04:01 PM (QH0sp)

128 Yes! A ziggurat of flaming skulls!

I've missed you, Skully.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 24, 2019 04:01 PM (kQs4Y)

129 Rachel wept.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 24, 2019 04:01 PM (8msR+)

130 117 How can there be obstruction of justice if there's nothing to obstruct?????
---
That's why Mueller made no determination on obstruction.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 24, 2019 04:01 PM (hjaPQ)

131 Rachel wept."

Dude will recover...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 24, 2019 04:02 PM (6qErC)

132 Willowed, another bit from me here at AIPAC's Policy Conference:

Sorry, I'm resting.

I was at a round table this morning, guests were the president of Honduras and Prime Minister of Cabo Verde.

Honduran prez said he's opening a diplomatic mission in Jerusalem, and basically in a way that said the UN can shove it. . A good thing.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at March 24, 2019 04:02 PM (IfYaq)

133 I heard fireworks when the AG and DAG determination of no obstruction was read.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 24, 2019 04:02 PM (1g7ch)

134 I forget, since we are above the equator, when these coup participants are hung for treason will they spin clockwise or counterclockwise?

Posted by: Bookie who needs to know at March 24, 2019 04:02 PM (fiwrA)

135

It is a glorious day. The Pyramid of Flaming Skulls is most appropriate, Ace.

You can celebrate by getting something to eat.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 24, 2019 04:02 PM (HaL55)

136
Did we get this many skulls election night?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at March 24, 2019 04:02 PM (UFLLM)

137 Whoa!!! Its hot in here!! Badda Bing!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 24, 2019 04:02 PM (0rsWa)

138 >>That's why Mueller made no determination on obstruction.

And why Barr and Rosenstein said there was no obstruction.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2019 04:02 PM (/tuJf)

139 looks like there's enough there for the dems to go after trump on obstruction of justice.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 24, 2019 04:03 PM (Pg+x7)

140 138 >>That's why Mueller made no determination on obstruction.

And why Barr and Rosenstein said there was no obstruction.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2019 04:02 PM (/tuJf)

======

"Won't stop me!"
-Adam Schiff

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 24, 2019 04:03 PM (QH0sp)

141 Just a short time after Sessions is out and Barr is in, Mueller wraps it up. Coinkydink?
I guess Rosenstein couldn't convince him to let Mueller keep going, raid some more houses and waste millions of more dollars.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 24, 2019 04:04 PM (r+sAi)

142 6 skulls and JackStraw's 3 scoops tonight added.

nice.

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 24, 2019 04:04 PM (4hfnr)

143 Whoa!!! Its hot in here!! Badda Bing!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
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Really, man. I'm fanning myself.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2019 04:04 PM (CDGwz)

144 *furiously searches Constitution*

...triumphal games...parading of captives...

Gotta be in here. brb.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 24, 2019 04:04 PM (t+qrx)

145 Drudge last broke news in 1998. I have been clicking it once a day waiting for the next scoop. I am tired of it.

Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2019 04:04 PM (n13/j)

146 Winning.


So. PDT vindicated and Russia lands troops in Venezuela.
Coincidence???

Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2019 04:04 PM (0tfLf)

147 134 I forget, since we are above the equator, when these coup participants are hung for treason will they spin clockwise or counterclockwise?
Posted by: Bookie who needs to know


I prefer to put them on a Catherine Wheel and spin them vertically until the centrifugal force pulls their prolapsed colons out of their anuses.

Posted by: zombie at March 24, 2019 04:04 PM (5tb4C)

148 We can haz Ace on a Sunday?

Posted by: Citation X Driver at March 24, 2019 04:04 PM (+G2jw)

149 ... for mueller to say he's not exonerating trump on obstruction is enough for the dems.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 24, 2019 04:04 PM (Pg+x7)

150 Flaming skull pyramid, oh, my lady parts.

Posted by: Infidel at March 24, 2019 04:04 PM (9L2du)

151 Been watching CNN for shits and giggles. Wolf Blizted and the gang first heard from Jerry "I diddle little boys" Nadless and Nadless told CNN the letter was disappointingly short. The CNN gang, when they found out the summary letter was actually 4 pages long realized they had some meat to chew on.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at March 24, 2019 04:04 PM (ZTJjv)

152 Holy sh!t! SIX flaming skulls!!!!!

Bite me, leftists and GOPe!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 24, 2019 04:04 PM (TdMsT)

153 He also announced that Israel has been providing technical and security support to help him lower crime and such in Honduras. Also kind of a big deal. He called Israel an ally, and I could tell he meant it.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at March 24, 2019 04:04 PM (IfYaq)

154 >>>You can celebrate by getting something to eat.


thanks. I'm tempted, and hunger pangs have annoyingly returned, but I'll keep this going for a while longer. I'd like to see some real GAINZZZ before I stop it.

Posted by: ace at March 24, 2019 04:04 PM (PbpT7)

155 King Kong Trump is unleashed!

Posted by: dartist at March 24, 2019 04:04 PM (K22Va)

156 Maddow's gonna be so upset and devastated, she might actually look for a man to comfort her.

Posted by: Dr. T at March 24, 2019 04:05 PM (Vgw1E)

157 130 117 How can there be obstruction of justice if there's nothing to obstruct?????
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That's why Mueller made no determination on obstruction.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 24, 2019 04:01 PM (hjaPQ)

Don't be so sure!! Trump bumped into people investigating him in the hall! Obstruction!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 24, 2019 04:05 PM (0rsWa)

158 the most flaming skulls ever added

With the metabolic-stoking advantage of keto and fasting, we all can have flaming skulls.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 24, 2019 04:05 PM (LL1Be)

159 Please Trump, go after Sam Powers for civil rights violations in unmasking hundreds of Americans in her last weeks in office... or giving out her passwords and access cards like candy to unauthorized persons.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 24, 2019 04:05 PM (1g7ch)

160

dumbass mueller dangled "doubt" in the summary

A summary of total vindication, but ya know, we couldn't make a decision on the facts of no evidence...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2019 04:05 PM (vEIlU)

161 149 149 ... for mueller to say he's not exonerating trump on obstruction is enough for the dems.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 24, 2019 04:04 PM (Pg+x7)

=====

It's the moral victory you claim when you lost an election, but not quite as badly as everyone expected.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 24, 2019 04:05 PM (QH0sp)

162 136 In Vino Veritits

This is an all-time record number of skulls, even if you count the flaming hair combover on that Il Governor.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2019 04:05 PM (u82oZ)

163 And there was CBS this Sunday morning on their show beginning at 9 a.m. showing a poll result

Question: Was the Mueller investigation warranted or was it politically motivated. Gotta choose one.

Their report: 50% warranted, 45% politically motivated, 5% clueless.

There you have it, ladies and gents. Not one mind changed at all by the results.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 24, 2019 04:05 PM (+fPHo)

164 This whole charade sickens me to no end. These people, who are supposed to protect the citizens of the United States could have spent all of this money, time, manpower, and last but not least, furor, on building a wall at our southern border and prevent the illegals and the drugs from entering our country. But no, they had to pretend to be big-shots and waste time and money - ooh we're goin' after Trump, we'll get him good, you'll see! Bunch of fake, phony egos on parade instead. And, no punishment for this farce, only the golden future of pensions with high payouts.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 24, 2019 04:05 PM (aWjrD)

165
old girlfriend: COLLUSION
boyfriend: MSM / Dem complex
new girlfriend: OBSTRUCTION

Posted by: Hands at March 24, 2019 04:05 PM (786Ro)

166 I am confused about the "no US person conspired."

Didn't Dems conspire with certain Russian persons in their efforts to infiltrate Trump's campaign with Russians?

Posted by: Emmie at March 24, 2019 04:05 PM (4HMW8)

167 Everyone knew this was totally baloney from the git go. It was used to simply attack and forestall. Who knows what evidence of the coup Mewler cauterized.

Posted by: Blutarski at March 24, 2019 04:06 PM (+Tibp)

168 The carrot for the Democrat Jackass Party

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2019 04:06 PM (vEIlU)

169 And why Barr and Rosenstein said there was no obstruction.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2019 04:02 PM (/tuJf)

BINGO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2019 04:06 PM (Y+V3r)

170 Unfortunately, the report then says that they did not evaluate, at all, whether he obstructed justice by firing Comey and leaves that open for the AG to decide. The Democrats and media and NeverTrump conspiracy theorists will seize on this.

the carrot for the Democrat Jackass Party.

Trump will be all over this.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2019 04:06 PM (vEIlU)

171 Hate to be that guy but - This seems so not flaming skull worthy to me. Two years and Mueller dishonestly avoids the 'obstruction' crap. All the Dems and their progda media arm are going to decide Rosenstein was a bad guy all along now and/or caved to the evil big black Barr.

I guess Trump should get an award as the most patient person on the planet. Heh, it probably follows that you would totally fail in the high end commercial real estate world if you cannot be patient but persistent but the Ds and NTs paint DJT as foolishly impulsive and I sort of bought into that from my only impression of Trump being the "you'e fired" promo clips from Apprentice show.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 24, 2019 04:06 PM (pAkRe)

172 Time for Trump to pivot to Ukraine and start releasing documents.

Defense is over, no is the time to bring the hammer.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2019 04:06 PM (/tuJf)

173
The Three Deep State Stooges, Brennan, Clapper, and Comey need to have microphones shoved in their faces, hounding them wherever they go and asking them about their pronouncements that Trump was a traitor and on the payroll of a foreign power.

And then tarred, feathered, and run out of town on a rail.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2019 04:06 PM (f1Vqw)

174 >>>166 I am confused about the "no US person conspired."

Didn't Dems conspire with certain Russian persons in their efforts to infiltrate Trump's campaign with Russians?

...

well yes but Mueller, of course, was not tasked with looking into that.

Rosenstein COULD HAVE authorized expanding the investigation but of course he didn't.

Posted by: ace at March 24, 2019 04:07 PM (PbpT7)

175 Yet Mueller says even though they couldn't find a crime, it doesn't exonerate the President? WTF?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2019 04:07 PM (O2RFr)

176 I am confused about the "no US person conspired."

Didn't Dems conspire with certain Russian persons in their efforts to infiltrate Trump's campaign with Russians?
Posted by: Emmie at March 24, 2019 04:05 PM (4HMW

hE DID NOT look at the dems..ONLY PDT's campaign and his people.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2019 04:07 PM (Y+V3r)

177 thanks. I'm tempted, and hunger pangs have annoyingly returned, but I'll keep this going for a while longer. I'd like to see some real GAINZZZ before I stop it.

Posted by: ace at March 24, 2019 04:04 PM (PbpT7)

---------------------------

I don't know how you do it. I would have collapsed into a pile of dust by now.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 24, 2019 04:07 PM (ffYR/)

178 now

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2019 04:07 PM (/tuJf)

179 Wooot!!!!

Posted by: LASue at March 24, 2019 04:07 PM (XROPS)

180 I'm sure The View will have the best take on this. They'll go into it in detail and wring out all the facts.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 24, 2019 04:07 PM (0rsWa)

181

You know who I heard obstructed? Social media.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2019 04:08 PM (vEIlU)

182 Yet Mueller says even though they couldn't find a crime, it doesn't exonerate the President? WTF?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2019 04:07 PM (O2RFr)

Legal speak

NO underlying crime, NO collusion as a matter of law and logic

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2019 04:08 PM (Y+V3r)

183 thanks. I'm tempted, and hunger pangs have annoyingly returned, but I'll keep this going for a while longer. I'd like to see some real GAINZZZ before I stop it.

Posted by: ace
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Look, Mr. Ace, we damn sure rely on you to take care of yourself. Gainz is swell, but over stressing your system ain't

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2019 04:08 PM (CDGwz)

184
The Left - Mewler will come

He's come, gone and found bupkis


The Left - The Russians hacked Mewler!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2019 04:08 PM (6QIca)

185
There's no reason why anyone should use more then one flaming skull. People are both starving and suffering diabeeus in this country. Simultaneously.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders - Avowed Socialist at March 24, 2019 04:08 PM (jYje5)

186 Mueller, Rosenstein, Comey, Obama, Brennan, Clapper, McCabe, Prestap, and the rest of the coup gang.

Bend over, I've got your obstruction of justice right here.
Posted by: Their future cellmates at March 24, 2019 03:58 PM (fiwrA)

I think Preistap ? was on the right.

It's not all done.

Time will tell.

Posted by: golfman at March 24, 2019 04:08 PM (OE84+)

187 In other news, DC Mayor Muriel Bowser allegedly gave a mini-speech today, but no one I'm here with cares. Supposedly it was nothing but fluff.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at March 24, 2019 04:08 PM (IfYaq)

188 This is for Soothsayer - now I understand you were just trying to be cautious the last couple of days, in your postings, and I wanted to try and say this in the friendliest way possible...

SUCK IT! SUCK IT LONG AND HARD!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2019 04:08 PM (V2Yro)

189 Dude, eat something, you're scaring me.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 24, 2019 04:08 PM (P1AAi)

190 The report is better than anything I could have hoped for

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2019 04:08 PM (Y+V3r)

191 But was it collusion, collusion?

Posted by: WoopeeGB at March 24, 2019 04:08 PM (+2xjH)

192 It was a Republican only investigation, no Democrats were looked into.

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2019 04:08 PM (BbGew)

193 > "It's a flaming skull pyramid!"--Posted by: skybal webworker"

HAhahaha.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at March 24, 2019 04:08 PM (hLcxo)

194 154 >>>You can celebrate by getting something to eat.


thanks. I'm tempted, and hunger pangs have annoyingly returned, but I'll keep this going for a while longer. I'd like to see some real GAINZZZ before I stop it.

Posted by: ace


I think the six flaming skulls are a consequence of a fasting-induced testosterone surge. Next, you'll don a bear skin and charge at the Internet naked, with an erection and a bronze-tipped spear.

Posted by: zombie at March 24, 2019 04:08 PM (5tb4C)

195 Like 95 percent of Americans know who Mueller is. Sure, most could not point out Delaware on a map.

Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2019 04:09 PM (n13/j)

196

The MFM suicide watch begins as Trump hands them another defeat

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2019 04:09 PM (6QIca)

197 I dare them to impeach.


They won't and the left will go ape shit.

Posted by: Ha at March 24, 2019 04:09 PM (MAstk)

198 >>>I don't know how you do it. I would have collapsed into a pile of dust by now.

this was a very easy fast in just the first couple of days (which are usually hard) which suggested to me this could be a long one. Almost all hunger went away day 5 which made it pretty easy. Some came back last night and then some today, but then, I went to the grocery store today, to buy soup for breaking the fast (when I do).

Seeing the food got me pretty hungry. But it's not that bad.

Posted by: ace at March 24, 2019 04:09 PM (PbpT7)

199 Alternatively, it's not the investigator's job to say that a purely executive decision is obstruction of justice. There are a hundred reasons Mueller could never impartially investigate this, some particular to himself, but don't be fooled by the bad faith arguments. This is a total cave to Trump.

Meanwhile, don't lose sight of the forest. WMDs in Iraq and Russiagate are two DISASTROUS failures for the media, less than 15 years apart. Often spearheaded by the same people, such as David Frum, Bill Kristol, and Jennifer Rubin. Heads have to roll. Ironically, leftists should be praying that the President drags journalists away in handcuffs. Otherwise, Donald Trump will claim the lugenpresse is wholly in league with the Stasi elements of American law enforcement (which happens to be wholly true). At which point he will extrapolate this to American elites in general.

And if Donald Trump doesn't do this, someone much worse will. Who lacks President Trump's sense of magnanimity and racial equality.

Posted by: trev006 at March 24, 2019 04:09 PM (JH+YW)

200 Since Democrat-Communists don't base their arguments on facts, these new facts will have no impact on them.

Posted by: Nut Ivy at March 24, 2019 04:09 PM (4Eo4+)

201 I don't know if I'm being paranoid but if "no US person" colluded in the 2016 election - does that mean that Hillary and company are "deemed" cleared as well?

Posted by: Spankmeister at March 24, 2019 04:09 PM (dn8lZ)

202 Didn't Dems conspire with certain Russian persons in their efforts to infiltrate Trump's campaign with Russians?<<<<<<

Now don't be asking pertinent questions.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 24, 2019 04:09 PM (r+sAi)

203 NO underlying crime, NO collusion as a matter of law and logic
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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Ah. There you go again, assuming that sane, logical thought processes are involved.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2019 04:09 PM (CDGwz)

204 Oh my!!!!!!

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 24, 2019 04:09 PM (JUOKG)

205 >>>189 Dude, eat something, you're scaring me.


but i'm fine, promise.

Posted by: ace at March 24, 2019 04:09 PM (PbpT7)

206 Glorious day indeed.

Posted by: Summer of Love at March 24, 2019 04:10 PM (FJrl0)

207 I am confused about the "no US person conspired."

Didn't Dems conspire with certain Russian persons in their efforts to infiltrate Trump's campaign with Russians?
Posted by: Emmie at March 24, 2019 04:05 PM (4HMW


Mueller SC scope was limited to what Team Trump did, not what everybody already knows that Team Hillary Obama did.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 24, 2019 04:10 PM (1g7ch)

208 Ace unlocked the skull locker.

Woot. Woot. Woot.

Now on to the next leftist/Democrat/Media insanity.

(yes i know I repeated myself but sometimes i need to remind me)

Posted by: jakee308 at March 24, 2019 04:10 PM (qXysx)

209 I wish I had made a dripping skull.

Posted by: Shep Smith at March 24, 2019 04:10 PM (WflJy)

210 190 The report is better than anything I could have hoped for
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Hell, yeah!

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 24, 2019 04:10 PM (hjaPQ)

211 I hope we get a montage of the oceans of tears shed by the MFM because our president is NOT a traitor.

Posted by: LASue at March 24, 2019 04:10 PM (XROPS)

212 Dana Perino is annoying BUT today, she looks smoking hot with a nice tight black dress and a hot hairdo all of which screams FUCK ME!!!

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2019 04:10 PM (o1fzk)

213 Have some bone broth, Ace.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 24, 2019 04:10 PM (kQs4Y)

214
Dude Whispers on Triumphal: "Though Too Art Mortal"

POTUS: "Oh, Blow It Out Your Ass!!!!!"

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at March 24, 2019 04:10 PM (UFLLM)

215 Ace, I worry about you. The best weight loss program is more exercise, eat well, but with smaller portions, and plenty of sex.

It's the dismount I am concerned about. Do you have a good plan for maintaining all that new fitness?

Because the body had metabolic settings wired into the brain that make weight loss difficult.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2019 04:10 PM (u82oZ)

216 Oh that sock paints a whoooole different picture

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2019 04:10 PM (WflJy)

217 so, the flaming skull is a good thing. aha. couldn't figure that out.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 24, 2019 04:10 PM (Pg+x7)

218 Ace is in the house. Do you really want to blow the margins and get banned? [CBD]

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2019 04:11 PM (o1fzk)

219 189 Dude, eat something, you're scaring me.

You can go at least 2 weeks without food... Must stay hydrated though... That's the important thing

Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2019 04:11 PM (O2RFr)

220 Ace, if you get tempted then come down to Policy Conference. The food here is, well, unappetizing to my non-Kosher palate.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at March 24, 2019 04:11 PM (IfYaq)

221 If anyone's worried, keep in mind, and I'm not kidding about this, I have a pretty cuckishly low amount of willpower so believe me, and I've previously broken perfectly-fine fasts over just panicking that something was wrong, so really, if I get very hungry OR if I feel super-weird, i'll break the fast.

Posted by: ace at March 24, 2019 04:11 PM (PbpT7)

222 180 I'm sure The View will have the best take on this. They'll go into it in detail and wring out all the facts.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 24, 2019 04:07 PM (0rsWa)

A conservative will say something and then Joy and Whoopie will storm off the set in protest.

Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2019 04:11 PM (n13/j)

223 207
I am confused about the "no US person conspired."

They wrote it that way as they didn't spend a lot of time investigating foreigners.

That at least was not in his mandate, thank god.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 24, 2019 04:11 PM (qXysx)

224 The report does say more information will be released as law will allow.

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2019 04:11 PM (BbGew)

225 Rosenstein COULD HAVE authorized expanding the investigation but of course he didn't.

Posted by: ace at March 24, 2019 04:07 PM (PbpT7)

Oh, I think it is even worse than that. It is to end any discussion of Hillary or Obama's involvement.


"We had a two year investigation and there is no evidence of anyone colluding! We don't need another investigation."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2019 04:12 PM (wYseH)

226 QOTD:

"HA-HA!!!!!"

-Nelson Muntz

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 24, 2019 04:12 PM (T09ml)

227 I haven't had a boner this gloriously fat since 11/8/16

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2019 04:12 PM (o1fzk)

228 zombie

Leave it to you to talk dirty to Ace!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2019 04:12 PM (u82oZ)

229 Now Trump needs to drop the hammer... Release the Kraken!

Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2019 04:12 PM (O2RFr)

230 No US person conspired sounds like a pregnant negative.

Brits? Aussies? Russkies? Ukranies?

Posted by: LASue at March 24, 2019 04:12 PM (XROPS)

231 >>>You can go at least 2 weeks without food... Must stay hydrated though... That's the important thing

i'm well-hydrated. at least 75 or so ounces of liquid a day, most water taken with electrolytes.

Posted by: ace at March 24, 2019 04:12 PM (PbpT7)

232 And by the way, the russian attempt was not a serious one...but social media rat fucking. LOL

Now we should slam them for it, don't get me wrong. I hate the commie ruskies and their socialist left wing partner here

But let's not make this rat fucking out to be stealing the Atomic Bomb

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2019 04:12 PM (Y+V3r)

233 Going back to Fox News...CNN is back to fantasy land waht-ifs. Commies.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at March 24, 2019 04:12 PM (ZTJjv)

234
Those Flaming Skulls should be Electric, to save the gay baby whales! H8TERS!

Posted by: Disgusting ProgTard Filth at March 24, 2019 04:12 PM (UFLLM)

235 Brazil is cunt. sorry but that is how I feel
Still can't declare him the official President

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2019 04:13 PM (Y+V3r)

236
Nobody needs that many electrolytes.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders - Avowed Socialist at March 24, 2019 04:13 PM (jYje5)

237 So --Trump tried to obstruct an investigation which ultimately proved that he was totally innocent of any wrongdoing? Yeah, THAT make a LOT of sense.

Posted by: zombie at March 24, 2019 04:13 PM (5tb4C)

238 i'm well-hydrated. at least 75 or so ounces of liquid a day, most water taken with electrolytes.

Good... And when you go back to food, don't eat too much all at once

Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2019 04:13 PM (O2RFr)

239 someone tell me why Fox hired Donna Brazile.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 24, 2019 04:13 PM (ZqRa6)

240 JackStraw #37:
There will be THREE scoops tonight.

Thread-winner, i dunno, but that definitely gets a gold star, or thumbs-up. *snaps fingers*

🌟 👍

Posted by: skybal webworker, (the world)*3 is on fire at March 24, 2019 04:13 PM (GvEen)

241 Here's a nice meme for the progtards today:



https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/cc9c6c973a18c

14368593fffb0866f7f8e27996da4c4f094bb54c763711

57e41.jpg

(remove extra spaces)

Posted by: naturalfake at March 24, 2019 04:13 PM (9X624)

242 The report is better than anything I could have hoped for
Posted by: Nevergiveup

I know. I didn't expect this at all. I figured it would be chock full of "we could not determine...".

Posted by: Blutarski at March 24, 2019 04:13 PM (+Tibp)

243 And now you know why Pignazi announced a couple weeks ago that she wasn't going to impeach.

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2019 04:13 PM (WflJy)

244 I'm wondering if Trump will address the nation tonight, tomorrow or whenever.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2019 04:13 PM (o1fzk)

245 Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 9 zillion times, call me a CNN viewer.

Posted by: Corrupt News Network at March 24, 2019 04:13 PM (4Eo4+)

246 Time to start seizing passports. Obama, Clinton, Brennan , Comey, Clapper, Lynch, Powers, and Rice.

Posted by: Jmel at March 24, 2019 04:14 PM (OeWgo)

247 When you strike at the king, you best EABOD.

Posted by: Hands at March 24, 2019 04:14 PM (786Ro)

248 239 someone tell me why Fox hired Donna Brazile.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 24, 2019 04:13 PM (ZqRa6)

Murdoch kids need to be invited to all those cocktail parties.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 24, 2019 04:14 PM (afjNA)

249
CNN's new drinking phrases:

"insufficient evidence to prosecute"
"unable to prove intent"
"but it didn't EXONERATE him"

Between the three of them, you're guaranteed to die of alcohol poisoning by midnight.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 24, 2019 04:14 PM (13CQC)

250 246 Time to start seizing passports. Obama, Clinton, Brennan , Comey, Clapper, Lynch, Powers, and Rice.

I'm with you

Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2019 04:14 PM (O2RFr)

251 This is bad enough for the Left, but when the indictments for those responsible for the REAL crimes come down, they're going to go nuclear crazy.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at March 24, 2019 04:14 PM (hLcxo)

252 Posted by: ace at March 24, 2019 04:11 PM (PbpT7)

From what I've read, the danger comes from long term or unmonitored fasting occurs.

Like during bulemia or anorexia.

You are aware and watching for any contraindications.

And I assume you are going to stop sometime soon. (30 days?)

I've heard it can get you "high"; dizzy, dopey, lack of concentration.

Those are the symptoms I'd watch out for. If you faint, get help and eat something.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 24, 2019 04:14 PM (qXysx)

253 The post keeps mutating. It's a living document!

I like it.

Posted by: skybal webworker, refreshing, at March 24, 2019 04:14 PM (GvEen)

254 6
There's tons of clear evidence.

Posted by: Schiff at March 24, 2019 03:47 PM (MAstk)


They had 19 lawyers, 40 FBI agents, 2,800 subpoenas, 500 search warrants and they still missed the tons of evidence.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at March 24, 2019 04:14 PM (7IKAb)

255 Tell Vlad that I'll be more flexible after the election.

Posted by: Barky O'Shitforbrains at March 24, 2019 04:14 PM (KOCKb)

256 CONSPIRACY News Network. CNN should deplatform themselves for spreading false, evidence free conspiracy theories.

Posted by: ace at March 24, 2019 04:14 PM (PbpT7)

257 someone tell me why Fox hired Donna Brazile.

They needed to have someone to offset Shep's femininity.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 24, 2019 04:14 PM (0bu2O)

258 Nobody needs that many electrolytes.
Posted by: Bernie Sanders - Avowed Socialist at March 24, 2019 04:13 PM (jYje5)

Uh yes, yes we do. It's what we need.

Posted by: The Plants at March 24, 2019 04:14 PM (U2JQS)

259 Brazil says trump never stopped it?

You fuckin moron

Obama was the president. HE did not stop it you dumb fuckin cunt

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2019 04:14 PM (Y+V3r)

260 I guess you can't break a fast with a monster cheeseburger probably... but I am not a soup dude.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 24, 2019 04:14 PM (r+sAi)

261 A PYRAMID of Burning Skeleton Heads!!!!!!

Posted by: Weasel at March 24, 2019 04:15 PM (MVjcR)

262 Quite simply, if there was never any underlying crime, no underlying conspiracy, then by definition it was not possible to "Obstruct Justice", because you did not obstruct the factual finding of Nothing. That's why this charge wasn't addressed - with no underlying crime, there could not be "obstruction".

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2019 04:15 PM (V2Yro)

263 Nobody but Trump could have survived this onslaught. No one that I've seen anyway.

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2019 04:15 PM (WflJy)

264 someone tell me why Fox hired Donna Brazile.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 24, 2019 04:13 PM



They hope she can get the Dems to let Fox televise their Bolshevik vs Menshevik presidential debates.

Posted by: Hands at March 24, 2019 04:15 PM (786Ro)

265 Oh, I think it is even worse than that. It is to end any discussion of Hillary or Obama's involvement.

"We had a two year investigation and there is no evidence of anyone colluding! We don't need another investigation."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2019 04:12 PM (wYseH)

------------------------

Very true, and overlooked. "No U.S. persons" was in that report for a very good reason.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 24, 2019 04:15 PM (ffYR/)

266 So what is the theory of long fasts? Mentally easier to fast for a week+ a few times a year than shorter more frequent fast periods? Are you drinking bone broth to keep electrolytes in balance or just adding the needed salts to water?

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 24, 2019 04:15 PM (pAkRe)

267 >>>And I assume you are going to stop sometime soon. (30 days?)


I'd like to get to at least 12 or 14 days. Really, I'd like to get to 21, but that's getting way head of myself. I'd take Day 14 as the next big milestone.

Posted by: ace at March 24, 2019 04:15 PM (PbpT7)

268 fucking beady eyed scumbucket.
Posted by: chavez the hugo

++++++

I STG Schiff looks like a serial killer.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 24, 2019 04:15 PM (T09ml)

269 oh joe.

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 24, 2019 04:15 PM (4hfnr)

270 That's why this charge wasn't addressed - with no underlying crime, there could not be "obstruction".
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2019 04:15 PM (V2Yro)

Well actually in the Letter, Barr and Rosesnstein addresses it and said just that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2019 04:15 PM (Y+V3r)

271 Well, heck. I see Ace thought of Straw's #37 as I did! Okay, then!

Posted by: skybal webworker, inside Ace's head or is it his in mine? at March 24, 2019 04:15 PM (GvEen)

272 hahahhahaa

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 24, 2019 04:15 PM (0O7c5)

273

I have a raging diamond cutter and need to do a couple shots and see if Asian Jungle Cat wants some catnip...

Pudding Cup Boobies tonight? She's in the IBTC but I'll see if she's game...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at March 24, 2019 04:16 PM (UFLLM)

274 oh
tyvm

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 24, 2019 04:16 PM (4hfnr)

275 I am on a boycott of Fox news, but maybe Donna Brazile will give her opinion if you tune in.

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2019 04:16 PM (BbGew)

276 The subreddit r/politics is just glorious right now. So much wailing and gnashing of teeth. "I'm crestfallen," "Embrace the suck," "This is a horrible day for the Democrats," etc. Awesome.

Posted by: Dr. T at March 24, 2019 04:16 PM (Vgw1E)

277
Yet Mueller says even though they couldn't find a crime, it doesn't exonerate the President? WTF?
Posted by: It's me donna

=====

It's bullshit. In what judicial process or agency does an investigator or prosecutor EVER "exonerate" a defendant? Either they bring charges or they don't. Either a jury acquits or it doesn't.

The RARE exception is a "finding of innocence."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 24, 2019 04:16 PM (13CQC)

278
Running out of town a rail scene from O Brother, Where Art Thou:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMFWqh6oHx0

Skip to about 1:40 when it begins.

Now imagine someone tarred and feathered being hauled out like that.

Now, imagine that's Brennan, et al.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2019 04:16 PM (f1Vqw)

279 Now its time for the investigations into Hillary and the Obama Justice handling thereof

Posted by: JEM at March 24, 2019 04:16 PM (KXpDJ)

280 Oh geez.
I don't know if I can handle Three Scoop Donny two nights in a row.


...Melania...

Posted by: Bruce at March 24, 2019 04:16 PM (8ikIW)

281 263: only trump could have survived this onslaught..."

yup. only one that i know.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 24, 2019 04:16 PM (Pg+x7)

282 Have some bone broth, Ace.
Posted by: All Hail Eris


/pedant
No such thing.
Broth is from meat and bones.
Stock is from bones.
/pedant

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 24, 2019 04:16 PM (Hk+Y0)

283 >>> So what is the theory of long fasts? Mentally easier to fast for a week+ a few times a year than shorter more frequent fast periods? Are you drinking bone broth to keep electrolytes in balance or just adding the needed salts to water?

just electrolytes.

as for long fasts: All the problems with serious hunger cravings occur in days 2-5. The theory is, once you've gotten past the hard part into the easier part, why stop? Why just keep doing multiple hard parts?

Posted by: ace at March 24, 2019 04:16 PM (PbpT7)

284
I heartily approve of the Ace diet plan.

Posted by: Zombie Karen Carpenter at March 24, 2019 04:17 PM (jYje5)

285 Also, the "No US Person" phrasing is very easy to understand - remember, Mueller indicted multiple Russian persons and organizations, and he's going to defend those indictments (even though they're ridiculous indictments that will never, ever see the inside of a courtroom). So, Mueller is saying that he thinks that RUSSIAN persons conspired; just that no US persons conspired with them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2019 04:17 PM (V2Yro)

286 Hey anyone here remember Bobo Brazil?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2019 04:17 PM (Y+V3r)

287 CNN and the rest of the MSM can shit on this all they want. They can't walk it back now. They can't say "it doesn't EXONERATE Trump" when they've been calling him a Russian ASSET for two years.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2019 04:17 PM (o1fzk)

288 The sad thing is that at this point, the report isn't going to change anybody's mind about Trump.

Posted by: pawn at March 24, 2019 04:17 PM (dPTGY)

289
Nice spin Reuters:


Mueller does not find Trump campaign knowingly conspired with Russia


How dare anyone call them fake news

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2019 04:17 PM (6QIca)

290 CNN has gone full Baghdad Bob. Completely lost the plot. They are straining for anything. Somebody's going to get a hernia live on the air.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 24, 2019 04:17 PM (jp0Bv)

291 Sky News in Britain did not go one hour this past two years without speculating that Trump "colluded" with Russia. I doubt they have even reported this result yet.

So it's not just the American media that is owned lock stock by the DNC and their benefactors.

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2019 04:17 PM (WflJy)

292 288---I disagree

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2019 04:17 PM (o1fzk)

293 someone tell me why Fox hired Donna Brazile.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 24, 2019 04:13 PM (ZqRa6)


To demand that Trump apologize to America for making us go trough this.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 24, 2019 04:17 PM (1g7ch)

294 So what is the theory of long fasts? Mentally
easier to fast for a week+ a few times a year than shorter more frequent
fast periods? Are you drinking bone broth to keep electrolytes in
balance or just adding the needed salts to water?

Posted by: PaleRider
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When I'm fasting all I have is water, African-American coffee and salt. That's it. I only do the bone broth immediately before breaking my fast so my system isn't shocked too much by a bacon cheeseburger with blue cheese and jalapenos.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2019 04:17 PM (Y4EXg)

295
the most flaming skulls ever added

I don't have any pudding will yogurt do?

Posted by: DaveA at March 24, 2019 04:17 PM (FhXTo)

296 Gowdy should be good.

Posted by: dartist at March 24, 2019 04:18 PM (K22Va)

297 Brazil says trump never stopped it? <<<<<
What was she referring to?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 24, 2019 04:18 PM (r+sAi)

298
I think the six flaming skulls are a consequence of a fasting-induced testosterone surge. Next, you'll don a bear skin and charge at the Internet naked, with an erection and a bronze-tipped spear.

Posted by: zombie at March 24, 2019 04:08 PM (5tb4C)

Lmao. You're killin me.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 24, 2019 04:18 PM (0rsWa)

299 Just saw an oldies with a young Stella Stevens - woof, growl, woof, woah. That was one hot little number back in the day. Makes your Barbara Eden look somewhat ordinary.

Posted by: Mark Costine at March 24, 2019 04:18 PM (rHclg)

300 Brazil says trump never stopped it?
What was she referring to?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 24, 2019 04:18 PM (r+sAi)

I assume the rat fucking during the election when her boy was President not PDT. THAT is why she is an fuckin idiot and partisian hack

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2019 04:19 PM (Y+V3r)

301 Wait Trump is still racist right? So he's got that goin' for 'em.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 24, 2019 04:19 PM (0rsWa)

302 I'm sure The View will have the best take on this. They'll go into it in detail and wring out all the facts.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 24, 2019 04:07 PM (0rsWa)

Nothing but makeup tips and shoe faves come Monday.

Just wait for Meggie Mac to let go on Tuesday though.

Odd. I Can't find the "my father vid " I saw this morning. It was over the top. Meggie Mc. Anyone have a link?

Posted by: golfman at March 24, 2019 04:19 PM (OE84+)

303 Still no new tweets from the Exonerated in Chief, since 8 hrs ago's "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!"

How's the Mads Media taking it, I almost wonders.

Posted by: skybal webworker - MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! at March 24, 2019 04:19 PM (GvEen)

304 boozers should just do a long fast. It seems easier than quitting drinking.

Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2019 04:19 PM (n13/j)

305 Hey anyone here remember Bobo Brazil?
Posted by: Nevergiveup

I saw Bobo Brazil wrestle Sailor Art Thomas at the Chicago Amphitheater in 1969.

Posted by: Bruce at March 24, 2019 04:19 PM (8ikIW)

306
It's bullshit. In what judicial process or agency does an investigator or prosecutor EVER "exonerate" a defendant? Either they bring charges or they don't. Either a jury acquits or it doesn't.

The RARE exception is a "finding of innocence."

Exactly, and that is VERY rare. One of the few recent examples I can think of is the Duke Lacrosse players who were accused of rape - and they were given a formal finding of Innocence after evidence came out that Prosecutor Nifong had *intentionally* and *deliberately* tried to frame them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2019 04:19 PM (V2Yro)

307 That was farking Andrew Johnson, nearly actually impeached POTUS.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 24, 2019 03:59 PM (QH0sp)

Both Johnson and Clinton were actually impeached by the House of Representatives. Neither was convicted of their impeachment by the Senate.

Posted by: Fox 2! at March 24, 2019 04:19 PM (MwFQu)

308 Fuck you, Left.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2019 04:19 PM (oVJmc)

309 I think the six flaming skulls are a consequence of a fasting-induced
testosterone surge. Next, you'll don a bear skin and charge at the
Internet naked, with an erection and a bronze-tipped spear.

Oh! My! You're not here for the hunting, are you!
*swoon*

Posted by: Shemp Sulu at March 24, 2019 04:19 PM (UFLLM)

310
The sad thing is that at this point, the report isn't going to change anybody's mind about Trump.

posted by: pawn at March 24, 2019 04:17 PM (dPTGY)

Don't be so sure about that. Trump has a weird ability to change minds. Look at his "negative" ratings with R's at the beginning of the R Primary and then with the general pub at the beginning of the General. And look where he is now.

He will use this information well.

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2019 04:19 PM (WflJy)

311 heh...Muller better watch his back, just sayin'.

Posted by: IC at March 24, 2019 04:20 PM (LJUs+)

312 Makes your Barbara Eden look somewhat ordinary.
Posted by: Mark Costine at March 24, 2019 04:18 PM (rHclg)

Ain't happening.

Posted by: golfman at March 24, 2019 04:20 PM (OE84+)

313 Oh geez.
I don't know if I can handle Three Scoop Donny two nights in a row.

...Melania...
Posted by: Bruce at March 24, 2019 04:16 PM (8ikIW)

--------------------------

For her sake, I hope she is........preparing right now.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 24, 2019 04:20 PM (ffYR/)

314
Also, the "No US Person" phrasing is very easy to understand - remember,
Mueller indicted multiple Russian persons and organizations, and he's
going to defend those indictments (even though they're ridiculous
indictments that will never, ever see the inside of a courtroom). So,
Mueller is saying that he thinks that RUSSIAN persons conspired; just
that no US persons conspired with them.


Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2019 04:17 PM

---

Point of order. Now that meuller has thrown in the towel, it's up to the DOJ to continue to prosecute those entities that he indicted.


Watch the dems scream bloody murder when those idiotic indictments start falling apart and DOJ refuses to continue to prosecute them

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 24, 2019 04:20 PM (JUOKG)

315 I see six flaming skulls.

Posted by: dantesed at March 24, 2019 04:20 PM (WJPht)

316 308 Fuck you, Left.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2019 04:19 PM (oVJmc)


Succinct. I like it.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 24, 2019 04:20 PM (TdMsT)

317 You know who else is a US citizen who not only isn't a Russian agent but didn't even collude with them?

Carter Page.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2019 04:20 PM (/tuJf)

318 Not exonerated = guilty!*






* For Republicans only.

Posted by: Corrupt News Network at March 24, 2019 04:20 PM (4Eo4+)

319 Since the report only confirmed that "No US Person" conspired with Russia, the Left's new conspiracy theory will be that Drumpf is German, thus he still could be guilty.

Posted by: zombie at March 24, 2019 04:20 PM (5tb4C)

320 I quickly read the letter. The 'we did not exonerate' him is about the obstruction charge that they passed to the AG to decide, right? And the AG says there wasn't sufficient evidence to support the charge, so a done deal.

Posted by: LASue at March 24, 2019 04:20 PM (XROPS)

321 Ace, I worry about you. The best weight loss program is more exercise, eat well, but with smaller portions, and plenty of sex.

It's the dismount I am concerned about. Do you have a good plan for maintaining all that new fitness?

Because the body had metabolic settings wired into the brain that make weight loss difficult.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2019 04:10 PM (u82oZ)

---------------------------

You are worried about the dismount? Damn, what kind of sex do you have?

Posted by: Bookie who needs to know at March 24, 2019 04:21 PM (fiwrA)

322 Posted by: ace at March 24, 2019 04:11 PM (PbpT7)

Take some vitamins also just in case you're low on some and the fast tips the scales into deprivation.

When I've done mine it's a modified on, I drink milk, water constantly. once a day have a cracker or two to give my stomach something to work on as I've heard that can cause problems when the stomach has nothing to churn away on.

You might need to take a gentle laxative as with less material to help push things along you may plug up. But then you've stopped all intake so maybe not. Maybe the opposite with all the liquids.

Are you losing? If you're doing this to lose weight, the trick is to start eating again but at a much lower volume and lower caloric intake. The Body wants to return to it's previous state after a fast.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 24, 2019 04:21 PM (qXysx)

323 I'm wondering if Trump will address the nation tonight, tomorrow or whenever.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2019 04:13 PM (o1fzk)


Announce what?

That we know members of the FBI-DOJ, Intel Agencies, DoD (FarkAss) and Obama Admin used their offices to do what even Nixon would not do and either they will soon be in prison with FULL DEMOCRAT support or they will accept the new normal and get it coming good and hard in 2020.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 24, 2019 04:21 PM (1g7ch)

324 Today I Learned: A group of flaming skulls is called a throne.

A throne of flaming skulls.

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2019 04:21 PM (WflJy)

325 Mueller is a Republican. Just so you know.

Posted by: Corrupt News Network at March 24, 2019 04:21 PM (4Eo4+)

326 A pyre of flaming skullz. Glorious.

Posted by: 13times at March 24, 2019 04:21 PM (K3B2k)

327 125 By the way I am done with drudge. his headline is bullshit
____________________
Yeah I ditched Drudge about 10 months ago, found out his site is absolutely worthless. Brings no value.

Posted by: BuckIV at March 24, 2019 04:21 PM (PZ2ib)

328
Upon hearing the news in hell-

John McCain died a second time.


He's now in SuperHell.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 24, 2019 04:21 PM (9X624)

329 286 Hey anyone here remember Bobo Brazil?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2019 04:17 PM (Y+V3r)

Oh yeah! Was he the same time as Haystack Calhoun?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 24, 2019 04:22 PM (0rsWa)

330 Nadler tweeted, seizing on the "not exonerated" thing. This will no doubt be the next Dem hysteria.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 24, 2019 04:22 PM (hjaPQ)

331 Hey anyone here remember Bobo Brazil?

Posted by: Nevergiveup

-----
I saw Bobo Brazil wrestle at a strip club in downtown Canton Oh back in the early 70s. I was a mere lad but my buddy's Dad was the owner and looked the other way.

Busty Russell open the show.

One of the highlights of my young life.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2019 04:22 PM (Y4EXg)

332 Ace,

You're important to us.

Please take care

And I screenshot the flaming skull pyramid. It's glorious!


And made me really horny, where's Insom?

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2019 04:22 PM (PkVlr)

333 I hope Trump has every Democrat Dummy (announced and otherwise) wiretapped.

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2019 04:22 PM (WflJy)

334 Mueller's veak veshteren report have stood no chance against my stronk trolling campaign! Long live Trump! Long Live Mother RUSSIA!

Posted by: RUSSIAN BOT at March 24, 2019 04:22 PM (tVQUs)

335 Ain't happening.
Posted by: golfman

*. *. *. *. *

I say we go back in time and let the girls strip down to bra and panties and work it out with a tickle pillow fight.

Posted by: Mark Costine at March 24, 2019 04:22 PM (rHclg)

336 307 That was farking Andrew Johnson, nearly actually impeached POTUS.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 24, 2019 03:59 PM (QH0sp)

Both Johnson and Clinton were actually impeached by the House of Representatives. Neither was convicted of their impeachment by the Senate.
Posted by: Fox 2! at March 24, 2019 04:19 PM (MwFQu

=====

Bleh...meant convicted.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 24, 2019 04:22 PM (QH0sp)

337 ... people who know him say trump has a remarkable ability to get up each morning as if he's at square one, ready to do battle as if the previous day's fights never happened. he seems totally refreshed. always.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 24, 2019 04:22 PM (Pg+x7)

338 Brazil says trump never stopped it?

You fuckin moron

Obama was the president. HE did not stop it you dumb fuckin cunt
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2019 04:14 PM (Y+V3r)


Obama also said russia didn't do jack.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 24, 2019 04:23 PM (1g7ch)

339 Happy for Trump, the constitution and our nation. God will provide.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 24, 2019 04:23 PM (fYi9j)

340 It's a skull bonfirrrrrrrrrre!! Woohoo! Can't wait to see the Donald's tweets. Of course it won't stop the lefties but hey, one crushing victory at a time.

Posted by: joncelli tries Windows 10 at March 24, 2019 04:23 PM (1FhAQ)

341 i added pudding skulls

Posted by: ace at March 24, 2019 04:23 PM (PbpT7)

342 @KurtSchlichter 1 minute ago

This is Election Night 2: Electric Fuckallyou

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 24, 2019 04:23 PM (Hk+Y0)

343 Gee, I wonder if Robert DeNiro is going to be on SNL next week as Mueller? Hiding in a closet like last time.

Robert DeNiro hardest hit.

Posted by: Bookie who needs to know at March 24, 2019 04:23 PM (fiwrA)

344 You know who else is a lucky guy?

The guy who is an American citizen and as such has just been exonerated and just happens to have a book coming out tomorrow....

George Papadopolous.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 24, 2019 04:23 PM (NtglE)

345 Happy for Trump, the constitution and our nation. God will provide.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 24, 2019 04:23 PM (fYi9j)

Amen

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2019 04:23 PM (Y+V3r)

346 Quote: while this report does not conclude that the President committed a crime, it also does not exonerate him. Endquote.

Well ain't that just precious? That's a hole big enough in this POS report for Nadler to drive a fleet of Peterbilt semis through. Better keep your galoshes on: unless POTUS gets off his ass and puts the Dems on defense he's looking at another 674 days of obstruction of presidency. Ball's in your court, PDT.

Posted by: Lawrence L at March 24, 2019 04:24 PM (Uu7xZ)

347 i added pudding skulls

Love it

Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2019 04:24 PM (O2RFr)

348 Robert DeNiro hardest hit.
Posted by: Bookie who needs to know at March 24, 2019 04:23 PM (fiwrA)

Not if I ever meet him

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2019 04:24 PM (Y+V3r)

349 And what can be done about Brennan the beetle browed Beria?

Posted by: JEM at March 24, 2019 04:24 PM (KXpDJ)

350
Nadler says he will fight for full disclosure of Mueller report

"It's so crucial that the entire report and the evidence underlying it be released to the public," Nadler, D-N.Y., told CNN's Dana Bash on "State of the Union" Sunday. "Transparency is key here."



You do that Jerry. And when you're all done have a good cry over it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2019 04:24 PM (menUt)

351 LASue - that's what I take also from it

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2019 04:24 PM (BbGew)

352
as for long fasts: All the problems with serious hunger cravings occur in days 2-5. The theory is, once you've gotten past the hard part into the easier part, why stop? Why just keep doing multiple hard parts?


What is the ultimate purpose? Self-control test, weight loss? I'm in flyover country and don't understand.

Posted by: Infidel at March 24, 2019 04:24 PM (9L2du)

353 What's that? Trey Gowdy says Huber is still investigating?

Well that makes Barr, Gowdy, Meadows and Rosenstein, at least, who have said in the last couple weeks that Huber is still investigating.

Maybe he is still investigating.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2019 04:25 PM (/tuJf)

354 @KurtSchlichter 1 minute ago

This is Election Night 2: Electric Fuckallyou

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 24, 2019 04:23 PM (Hk+Y0)



ahahahahaha

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2019 04:25 PM (menUt)

355 The pudding flaming skulls may in fact be the epitome of art this century.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2019 04:25 PM (Y4EXg)

356 Now watch the dems overplay their hand.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2019 04:25 PM (Y+V3r)

357 Well, of course, I sharted. Then I fell down and swallowed my tongue.

Fuck you, Trump!

Posted by: Hillary! at March 24, 2019 04:25 PM (hjaPQ)

358 341 i added pudding skulls
Posted by: ace at March 24, 2019 04:23 PM (PbpT7)
--------
Have we ever had pudding skulls before? I think we're in uncharted territory.

Posted by: Weasel at March 24, 2019 04:25 PM (MVjcR)

359 Upcoming Dem Talking Point: You can't be fully exonerated of a negative!!!

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2019 04:25 PM (WflJy)

360

Mueller CYA Mode
Yes, let's reveal what we found out about the Podesta's Obama Obama's entire administration the Clinton's

Let's.

Donna Brazzille braying about not wanting to rehash the 2016 election. Why not Donna? What did you do that you do not want to rehash?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2019 04:25 PM (vEIlU)

361 someone tell me why Fox hired Donna Brazile.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken
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No good explanation.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2019 04:26 PM (xSo9G)

362
Nadler tweeted, seizing on the "not exonerated" thing. This will no doubt be the next Dem hysteria.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 24, 2019 04:22 PM (hjaPQ)



Yup, they are going into full Captain Queeg mode

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2019 04:26 PM (menUt)

363 Nadler tweeted, seizing on the "not exonerated" thing. This will no doubt be the next Dem hysteria.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 24, 2019 04:22 PM (hjaPQ)
**********
F them all. The Daily Mail alert on my phone posted the same thing trying to hoodwink the public that just reads headlines.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 24, 2019 04:26 PM (RBOtF)

364 Have we ever had pudding skulls before? I think we're in uncharted territory.
Posted by: Weasel at March 24, 2019 04:25 PM (MVjcR)


I wanna say... Kavanaugh? I think I've seen the flaming pudding skulls.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 24, 2019 04:26 PM (t+qrx)

365 288
The sad thing is that at this point, the report isn't going to change anybody's mind about Trump.

Posted by: pawn at March 24, 2019 04:17 PM (dPTGY)

+++It's like trying to use sound reasoning and facts with the lunatics in the nut-house. It can't be done.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 24, 2019 04:26 PM (aWjrD)

366 i was going to break my lenten fast from facebook to laugh at the libs on my page......but my daughter talked me down......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 24, 2019 04:26 PM (0O7c5)

367 >>>It's the dismount I am concerned about. Do you have a good plan for maintaining all that new fitness?

yeah, I got chicken bone broth and regular chicken broth and then a lot of soups to break slowly. Once I start breaking, I'll get a couple of avocados and some plain whole fat yogurt and blackberries. I'll eat that stuff for a day, maybe two, and see how it goes.

Posted by: ace at March 24, 2019 04:26 PM (PbpT7)

368 Drudge changed his headline.

Someone must have kicked him the balls

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2019 04:26 PM (Y+V3r)

369 Carter page was an undercover for the FBI. You won't hear too many saying that but he wound up in various reports as an informant.

This is why they used him to get inside Trump's circle. They already had "evidence" of his encounters with foreign agents/Russians to use as the reason they could apply for the warrant. Supposedly they could say they were monitoring him.

It was a scam from the start to protect Hillary because of her paranoia (justifiable) about her emails. (they probably prove her money for influence scam)

Obama let her build her private server. Then when he was informed this could be problematic he sicced the FBI on it to make it go away. They got help from Hillary in the form of the fake info from Steele. I still think the British took an active part as they do not like Trump and do not wish to see him in power.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 24, 2019 04:26 PM (qXysx)

370
I must say this bipartisan comdenation lacks vigor and I for one urge .... OH GOD NO!!!!! Not the Flaming Skull Up My Ass!!!!! No, No, No PULL IT OUT PULL IT OUT!!!!! Jesus Mary and Joseph make it stop!!!!! Oh God the Flaming Skull is actually chewing on my bowels!!!!! Noooooooo...

Posted by: John McStain in Hell at March 24, 2019 04:26 PM (UFLLM)

371 Remember the progressive oldster concerned about dying before the Mueller report was released?


Good times.

Posted by: 13times at March 24, 2019 04:26 PM (K3B2k)

372 >>You know who else is a lucky guy?

>>The guy who is an American citizen and as such has just been exonerated and just happens to have a book coming out tomorrow....

>>George Papadopolous.

Really looking forward to that. He has been dropping some big hints for the last couple weeks.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2019 04:27 PM (/tuJf)

373 Message to all low hanging fruit and anyone else listening: Stay away from Donald Trump,
WE WILL FOUL YOU UP.


_It's not over by a long shot.

Posted by: Muellerz DeapState at March 24, 2019 04:27 PM (ePWRo)

374 Pudding Skull!!!! Yes that was mine a long time ago under a former handle. Thanks ace.

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2019 04:27 PM (WflJy)

375 hahahahahahhaha.......i can't breath.....i'm laughing too hard..........

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 24, 2019 04:27 PM (0O7c5)

376 What is the ultimate purpose? Self-control test, weight loss? I'm in flyover country and don't understand.

Posted by: Infidel
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For me, to break through a weight loss plateau.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2019 04:27 PM (Y4EXg)

377 Fox News is not your friend.

Posted by: Mark Costine at March 24, 2019 04:27 PM (rHclg)

378 Wolf Blitzer and Dana Bash look miserable.

Posted by: Vendette at March 24, 2019 04:27 PM (OKErp)

379 What's that? Trey Gowdy says Huber is still investigating?

Well that makes Barr, Gowdy, Meadows and Rosenstein, at least, who have said in the last couple weeks that Huber is still investigating.

Maybe he is still investigating.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2019 04:25 PM (/tuJf)

Trey Gowdy is right there with Issa.

FTIP

Had they done their job we wouldn't be here.

Posted by: golfman at March 24, 2019 04:27 PM (OE84+)

380 someone tell me why Fox hired Donna Brazile.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken
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No good explanation.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2019 04:26 PM (xSo9G)


because Juan wasn't cuttin' it

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2019 04:27 PM (vEIlU)

381 oh i thought you meant "plan to break the fast."

My plan is to move to a real keto diet which means much less protein for me and a lot more fat. I tend to have way too much protein.

Posted by: ace at March 24, 2019 04:27 PM (PbpT7)

382 **unzips pants**

Whip it out and start sucking Democrats!

Posted by: President Donald Trump at March 24, 2019 04:27 PM (QMwOT)

383 someone tell me why Fox hired Donna Brazile.

The media experts at Fox want CNN and MSNBC's ratings.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 24, 2019 04:27 PM (lD3vL)

384 I'm so proud to have been here to see the first Pyramid Flaming Skulls, and the added bonus of the Pudding Cup Skulls just brought me to completion.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 24, 2019 04:27 PM (5AVMW)

385 Okay. I just saw the flaming skulls in the pudding. I am getting a little bit more worried about Ace's starvation diet.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 24, 2019 04:27 PM (aWjrD)

386 364 Have we ever had pudding skulls before? I think we're in uncharted territory.
Posted by: Weasel at March 24, 2019 04:25 PM (MVjcR)

I wanna say... Kavanaugh? I think I've seen the flaming pudding skulls.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 24, 2019 04:26 PM (t+qrx

=====

I've definitely seen them before, though it's been years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 24, 2019 04:27 PM (QH0sp)

387 Happy Sunday everyone. Anything new happening? Isn't there a basketball game or something?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at March 24, 2019 04:28 PM (xyung)

388 Pudding skulls! That's the bat signal to start the civil war!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 24, 2019 04:28 PM (kQs4Y)

389 Pudding Skulls? I haven't seen those since Trump's Inauguration!

Posted by: Surfperch at March 24, 2019 04:28 PM (tVQUs)

390 John McCain is dead me.

Oh, wait, he's simply dead. Never mind.

Posted by: 13times at March 24, 2019 04:28 PM (K3B2k)

391 someone tell me why Fox hired Donna Brazile.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken
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No good explanation.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2019 04:26 PM (xSo9G)

-----------------------------

The younger Murdoch's is my guess. "Fair and balanced".

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 24, 2019 04:28 PM (ffYR/)

392 Have we ever had pudding skulls before? I think we're in uncharted territory.
Posted by: Weasel
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Really. I have no idea what the protocol is at this point. Handbook has no entry for Flaming Pudding Skulls.

I'm feeling a bit weak at the knees, and I haven't been fasting.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2019 04:28 PM (xSo9G)

393 I believe we had a flaming pudding skull when CPL was arrested on DV charges.


But I could be wrong.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2019 04:28 PM (PkVlr)

394 Brian Stelter: You're going to hear it from the right for the next days and weeks to come, that the press basically made all of this up to take down President Trump. But the press is following a trail that Trump created.

-
Boy, that Trump must be smarter than I thought!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2019 04:28 PM (+y/Ru)

395 I flipped on MSNBC and CNN a bit, and they're all talking about "Obstruction" - remember, "Obstruction" is a process crime with no actual solid definitions behind it. Under their definition, any defendant who hires a lawyer and pleads innocent is "Obstructing Justice." (seriously)

But as I said above, the situation is really quite simple. If there is no crime, then there can be no obstruction.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2019 04:28 PM (V2Yro)

396 Ok -- but what does *AOC* say?

Posted by: Leticia Coughlin-Castro, BA, MA, MPA, DrinkMaster Bartending School at March 24, 2019 04:28 PM (4Eo4+)

397 Now watch the dems overplay their hand.


Their 'hand', at this point, is a deuce, a four, and a losing lotto ticket.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2019 04:29 PM (oVJmc)

398 Anyone on President Trumps Twitter and has he sent anything out yet?

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2019 04:29 PM (BbGew)

399 If Mueller with all his resources and 2 years of investigating couldn't find a single American who colluded with Russia, how the hell did they ever get a FISA warrant on anyone?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2019 04:29 PM (/tuJf)

400 >>>376 What is the ultimate purpose? Self-control test, weight loss? I'm in flyover country and don't understand.


both, plus fixing insulin, autophagy, longevity boost, subtle stuff like that.

one thing is that while I've lost weight before, there is always this Stubborn Core that won't go away. I stop losing at that point.

My idea is that maybe if I really up the pressure to burn that stubborn fat, I can finally get rid of it. I feel like it's been on me so long it's got squatters rights and won't vacate without some real pressure.

Posted by: ace at March 24, 2019 04:29 PM (PbpT7)

401
i was going to break my lenten fast from facebook to laugh at the libs on my page......but my daughter talked me down......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 24, 2019 04:26 PM (0O7c5)



Sundays don't count during Lent. Just saying

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2019 04:29 PM (menUt)

402 Nadler tweeted, seizing on the "not exonerated" thing. This will no doubt be the next Dem hysteria.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 24, 2019 04:22 PM (hjaPQ)
**********
F them all. The Daily Mail alert on my phone posted the same thing trying to hoodwink the public that just reads headlines.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 24, 2019 04:26 PM (RBOtF)


They kicked the bucket down the road to AG Barr.
Barr is tough, he can take it.
What cowards.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2019 04:29 PM (vEIlU)

403 And now, when something big happens, we're all gonna be like, "Wait... only FIVE flaming skulls? You had NINE for the Mueller report."

Posted by: vrf at March 24, 2019 04:29 PM (4wIc1)

404 Drudge changed his headline.



Someone must have kicked him the balls

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2019 04:26 PM (Y+V3r)

lol, what a change!

Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2019 04:29 PM (n13/j)

405 380 someone tell me why Fox hired Donna Brazile.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken
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Cleaning lady and Juan's sex toy.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 24, 2019 04:29 PM (QMwOT)

406 Whip it out and start sucking Democrats!
Posted by: President Donald Trump

Ahhh not you Donkey Chompers...

Posted by: Bruce at March 24, 2019 04:29 PM (8ikIW)

407 yeah, I got chicken bone broth and regular chicken broth and then a lot of soups to break slowly. Once I start breaking, I'll get a couple of avocados and some plain whole fat yogurt and blackberries. I'll eat that stuff for a day, maybe two, and see how it goes.
Posted by: ace at March 24, 2019 04:26 PM (PbpT7)

Guy that works for me fasted Greek Orthodox every Easter. Sure he's doing the same now.

He always goes easy after the fast.

Posted by: golfman at March 24, 2019 04:29 PM (OE84+)

408 354 @KurtSchlichter 1 minute ago

This is Election Night 2: Electric Fuckallyou

Yes, but election night was a duly elected president being duly elected. This infuriating Mueller trial was a manufactured aberration from the get- go. Happy with the result tho.

Posted by: corn and beans at March 24, 2019 04:29 PM (tkNkP)

409 www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFrpzPR6TLY

Posted by: Muellerz DeapState at March 24, 2019 04:29 PM (ePWRo)

410 No good explanation.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2019 04:26 PM (xSo9G)

They think if they suck up to the Dems, they'll get to host a debate in 2020.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2019 04:30 PM (V2Yro)

411 154 >>>You can celebrate by getting something to eat.

thanks. I'm tempted, and hunger pangs have annoyingly returned, but I'll keep this going for a while longer. I'd like to see some real GAINZZZ before I stop it.
Posted by: ace at March 24, 2019 04:04 PM (PbpT7)


Dude, your body is telling you to give it some real fuel before it has to start cannibalizing muscle and brain tissue.

You keep going any longer, and your GAINZZZ will only be seen by the coroner on a cold slab in your local morgue.

EAT SOMETHING, and quit acting like some anorexic 13-year-old girl.

(I'm only saying this because I care about you and don't want to think of a world without you in it)

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 24, 2019 04:30 PM (uDcBt)

412 I did the Pudding Skull for the night Scott Brown won the "Kennedy Seat".

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2019 04:30 PM (WflJy)

413 Wasn't Fox News just bought by Disney?

Posted by: JAS at March 24, 2019 04:30 PM (KOCKb)

414 Six flaming skulls and pudding skulls too!? Wowsa. It's a red letter day at the HQ.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 24, 2019 04:30 PM (dUJdY)

415 I flipped on MSNBC and CNN a bit, and they're all talking about "Obstruction"

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2019 04:28 PM



It's like a radio station changing its format to prevent losing audience share.

Posted by: Hands at March 24, 2019 04:30 PM (786Ro)

416 Anyone on President Trumps Twitter and has he sent anything out yet?
Posted by: Skip


Not since this morning

Posted by: Bruce at March 24, 2019 04:30 PM (8ikIW)

417 f Mueller with all his resources and 2 years of investigating couldn't find a single American who colluded with Russia, how the hell did they ever get a FISA warrant on anyone?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2019 04:29 PM (/tuJf)

GREAT QUESTION

But I think we all have a hunch how? Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2019 04:30 PM (Y+V3r)

418
Brian Stelter: You're going to hear it from the right for the next days and weeks to come, that the press basically made all of this up to take down President Trump. But the press is following a trail that Trump created.



But the trail was never there to begin with except in the imagination of the MFM.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2019 04:30 PM (menUt)

419 Congratulations commies, deep state, Democrats and NeverTrumpers (BIRM), you've just innoculated Donnie TwoScoops and given him free-fire zo license to go in a jihad against all y'all

Sow. Keep. And all that.

Welcome to hell, assholes.

Posted by: DocJ at March 24, 2019 04:30 PM (fF3XF)

420 The millions of dollars were not lost. They were directed into the pockets of Clinton sympathizers and cronies who will redistribute some of the take to the Clinton GI. The system works!

Posted by: The DC Elite Parasites at March 24, 2019 04:30 PM (d6NzT)

421 Although everybody is tired of it, I don't think Mueller did the Dems any favor by the way he wrote it, because..... everybody is f'ing tired of it.
But politics precludes them from accepting the conclusions.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 24, 2019 04:31 PM (r+sAi)

422

thanks. I'm tempted, and hunger pangs have annoyingly returned, but I'll
keep this going for a while longer. I'd like to see some real GAINZZZ
before I stop it.


OK, but take care breaking a fast. I think there's a certain way to do it (meaning certain foods to avoid at first) and 8 days is sort of a long time.
Be well.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 24, 2019 04:31 PM (HaL55)

423 Damn autocorrect.

That should be Sow. REAP. And all that

Posted by: DocJ at March 24, 2019 04:31 PM (fF3XF)

424 I'm kind of looking forward to the spectacle of the same Democrats who demanded Comey be fired demand that Trump now be impeached for doing what they demanded he do in the first place.

Posted by: Sodak Saxonographer at March 24, 2019 04:31 PM (xmKbk)

425 Exonerated is like proving a negative

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2019 04:31 PM (BbGew)

426 *projector rattles to life*
*old timey newsreel music*

Pudding skulls through the ages!

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/305240.php
https://www.ace.mu.nu/archives/352934.php
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/377476.php

2010, 2014, 2018. Finding the others is left as an exercise to the reader.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 24, 2019 04:31 PM (t+qrx)

427 Has Emily Litela called Mueller demanding he give her act back?

How many delusional Democrats like Swallowsall are jumping off bridges?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2019 04:31 PM (RJHwk)

428 Public Enemy # 1 now to the dems? Barr

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2019 04:31 PM (Y+V3r)

429

The "Pile o' Flaming Skulls" ... the sign that the MSM shall weep.

Labeling them might be a nice touch: Matthews, Olberdork, Madcow, Don "Easy Peasy", ...

Posted by: Arbalest at March 24, 2019 04:31 PM (FlRtG)

430 I saw Three Pudding Night open for Alice Cooper at the Coliseum, and let's just say I wasn't as high then as I am now.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 24, 2019 04:31 PM (2lndx)

431 I saw the Flaming Pudding Cup Skulls open for the Red Hot Chili Peppers at the Orange Bowl in '95

Posted by: Hands at March 24, 2019 04:32 PM (786Ro)

432 >>But I think we all have a hunch how? Sigh

Horowitz is definitely still investigating and one of his prime areas is FISA abuse.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2019 04:32 PM (/tuJf)

433 They even raided Trump's lawyer, and they still got bupkis.

That info they've probably handed over to SDNY for further inquisition. But 'fruit of the poisoned tree,and all that.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2019 04:32 PM (oVJmc)

434 The Horowitz investigation is going to be important. If it is bad for Comey then the Dems will have trouble getting any mileage out of trying to punish Trump for firing him.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 24, 2019 04:32 PM (xPl2J)

435 If Mueller with all his resources and 2 years of investigating couldn't find a single American who colluded with Russia, how the hell did they ever get a FISA warrant on anyone?
Posted by: JackStraw
-----------
Well, that there is a real poser.
*scratches head*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2019 04:32 PM (CDGwz)

436 I would really like to know what info and evidence Mueller's people used to get a grand jury to indict those Russian agents.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 24, 2019 04:32 PM (ZqRa6)

437 Anyone on President Trumps Twitter and has he sent anything out yet?
Posted by: Skip


Not since this morning
Posted by: Bruce at March 24, 2019 04:30 PM (8ikIW)


getting back to WH and collecting thoughts
I hope he has a prime time address of this.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2019 04:32 PM (vEIlU)

438 Anything the Democrat-Communists do after this vs. Trump re: "collusion" and "obstruction" will only create more votes for Trump in 2020. They know this. But they can't help or control themselves.

Posted by: Nut Ivy at March 24, 2019 04:32 PM (4Eo4+)

439 418
Brian Stelter: You're going to hear it from the right for the next days and weeks to come, that the press basically made all of this up to take down President Trump. But the press is following a trail that Trump created.



But the trail was never there to begin with except in the imagination of the MFM.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2019 04:30 PM (menUt)

======

Wait...Trump created a trail to nowhere and the press had no choice to act like it lead to impeachment?

How dumb.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 24, 2019 04:32 PM (QH0sp)

440 there was colluding re using Russians, using , Australians, UK . but it wasn't Trump's administration.

So if they were worried about colluding or election tampering, I'm assuming those culpable will now be raided at 3 am and such?

john Podesta etc?

Posted by: willow at March 24, 2019 04:32 PM (r/xAU)

441 My idea is that maybe if I really up the pressure to burn that stubborn fat, I can finally get rid of it. I feel like it's been on me so long it's got squatters rights and won't vacate without some real pressure.


hehe, good luck! But please stay healthy. This place is almost my only sanity. And thanks for all you do, {{ace.}}

Posted by: Infidel at March 24, 2019 04:32 PM (9L2du)

442 My earlier comment was that I don't think anyone is going to 'change' their minds. The polarization holds. There are those who can be persuaded. I don't think any one is going to say "I was wrong about Trump".

Posted by: pawn at March 24, 2019 04:32 PM (dPTGY)

443 JUST THINK of how many fence-sitters just moved over to the Trump camp.

2020 just got decided.

Woot!

Posted by: Noam Sayen at March 24, 2019 04:32 PM (ooMrJ)

444 Remember the progressive oldster concerned about dying before the Mueller report was released?


Good times.

-
So we can expect a wave of elder suicides now?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2019 04:32 PM (+y/Ru)

445 Wasn't Fox News just bought by Disney?<<<<
The other fox stuff. Fox News and Fox Business and maybe a third one are stand alone now.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 24, 2019 04:33 PM (r+sAi)

446
Dana's got two idiots on going on about the "optical anomalies" in this.

You see Barr and Rosenpenis invented a new standard of obstruction, that there has to be an underlying crime, blah, blah. And payments to porn stars and tax evasion, blah, blah.

SDNY is Steiner. Steiner will come.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2019 04:33 PM (f1Vqw)

447 Hillary, bend over.

Posted by: President Donald Trump at March 24, 2019 04:33 PM (QMwOT)

448 I believ Trumps response has only been,' have a great day.'

Posted by: willow at March 24, 2019 04:33 PM (r/xAU)

449 >>>OK, but take care breaking a fast. I think there's a certain way to do it (meaning certain foods to avoid at first) and 8 days is sort of a long time.

YUP! I got a plan, and lots of broth and soup and stuff, so I should be okay.

Once I start breaking it, I'll go to the market and get yogurt and blackberries.

two or three days after -- wow, I'm going to have some really good food.

Red meat is the last thing one should add because it's the hardest to digest. but once i'm okay, i will have all kinds of steak and burgers and Sabrett hot dogs.

Posted by: ace at March 24, 2019 04:33 PM (PbpT7)

450 Allahpundit saying watch people switch from attacking Mueller to supporting him and vice versa, that's one of his hot take.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 24, 2019 04:33 PM (4/5px)

451 Karl Rove......still holding out hope......

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2019 04:33 PM (NFEMn)

452 398 Anyone on President Trumps Twitter and has he sent anything out yet?

My theory is that Sarah or somebody else in the WH has him handcuffed so he can look "presidential" and doesn't step all over all the good news too soon.

Posted by: corn and beans at March 24, 2019 04:33 PM (tkNkP)

453 Ok -- but what does *AOC* say?
Like, we can totally still impeach him for being racist against muslims!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 24, 2019 04:34 PM (0bu2O)

454

They just said that Trump will make some comments before flying back to the WH

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2019 04:34 PM (vEIlU)

455 Hillary, bend over.

Posted by: President Donald Trump at March 24, 2019 04:33 PM (QMwOT)

I hope you are talking about a paddle, because otherwise....Ewwww!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2019 04:34 PM (wYseH)

456 Now with mueller out of the way...PDT, and we his allies, can go toe to toe with the left. And we should go after them with all we have and bury them. This will be a fight for the heart and soul of America

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2019 04:34 PM (Y+V3r)

457 Well, this about wraps it up for Mueller.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2019 04:34 PM (oVJmc)

458
My plan is to move to a real keto diet which means much less protein for me and a lot more fat. I tend to have way too much protein.

Posted by: ace at March 24, 2019 04:27 PM


Protein is fine if you're hitting the weights. Buy yourself some kettle bells. They're kinda fun. A couple of 20 or 25 pounders and you'll build some arms. Do some squats with them and you'll work the legs. According to Amazon you've never redeemed my fifty dollar gift card. Which gives me the Sadzzzz.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 24, 2019 04:34 PM (jYje5)

459 If Mueller with all his resources and 2 years of investigating couldn't find a single American who colluded with Russia, how the hell did they ever get a FISA warrant on anyone?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2019 04:29 PM (/tuJf)


They LIIIEEED!

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 24, 2019 04:34 PM (1g7ch)

460 >>>hehe, good luck! But please stay healthy. This place is almost my only sanity. And thanks for all you do, {{ace.}}

i'll tell you guys the moment I break fast.

Posted by: ace at March 24, 2019 04:34 PM (PbpT7)

461 someone tell me why Fox hired Donna Brazile.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken


Comic relief.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2019 04:34 PM (zmxYi)

462 Anyone on President Trumps Twitter and has he sent anything out yet?
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2019 04:29 PM (BbGew)

-------------------------

Nope, he is maintaining his silence. Only 2 generic tweets this morning since Friday afternoon.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 24, 2019 04:34 PM (ffYR/)

463 Not gonna worry about tomorrow.

Enjoy. The. Moment.

Posted by: 13times at March 24, 2019 04:34 PM (K3B2k)

464 Report says 19 Hillary cronie lawyers and 40 Hillary backing FBI agents worked on this investigation.






Ok, I added the Hillary buy they were I can't deny it.

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2019 04:35 PM (BbGew)

465 Open wide Adam, you piece of shit.

Posted by: President Donald Trump at March 24, 2019 04:35 PM (QMwOT)

466 Trump should simply tweet:

Told you so!

Posted by: skybal webworker - three scoops for EVERYBODY at March 24, 2019 04:35 PM (GvEen)

467 I'm so proud to have been here to see the first Pyramid Flaming Skulls, and the added bonus of the Pudding Cup Skulls just brought me to completion.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 24, 2019 04:27 PM (5AVMW)
~~~~~

It's wonderful, isn't it? We have something very special to tell our grandchildren someday.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 24, 2019 04:35 PM (NtglE)

468 Fox said Trump is expected to make a statement prior to returning to Washington tonight.

Posted by: Hillary! at March 24, 2019 04:35 PM (hjaPQ)

469 Okay, someone has been saving up their flaming skulls.

Cool.

Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at March 24, 2019 04:35 PM (WEBkv)

470 If the Corrupt Media gives up on collusion and obstruction, they lose half their audience overnight. So they're not going to give up on collusion and obstruction. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Posted by: Fake ... Everything at March 24, 2019 04:35 PM (4Eo4+)

471 I checked the archives, a single pudding skull was used when Kavanaugh was confirmed.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 24, 2019 04:35 PM (0vY1N)

472 Anyone on President Trumps Twitter and has he sent anything out yet?
Posted by: Skip


Not since this morning

-
It's hard to Twat and laugh at the same time.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2019 04:35 PM (+y/Ru)

473 BUT COHEN SAID HE HAD HIS SUSPICIONS!!

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 24, 2019 04:35 PM (ZqRa6)

474 But it was never about Trump colluding with Russia. It was about him colluding with Putin.

Posted by: AOC at March 24, 2019 04:35 PM (o17zG)

475
The imaginary trail was ginned up out of whole cloth by John Brennan out of CIA HQ. This was his op, using the CIA and his foreign spook buddies (looking at you, Britain). They created the evidence, planted it, to come back to law enforcement to get the FISA warrants and shit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2019 04:36 PM (f1Vqw)

476 Hillary, bend over.

Well there spews all the pudding cups..

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2019 04:36 PM (RJHwk)

477 I don't support Mueller. I support the rule of law. What, I'm supposed to "like" the guy for punishing a bunch of Trump supporters for process crimes etc because, what, he didn't totally make some sh*t up about Trump? AP is such a little feral c*nt.

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2019 04:36 PM (WflJy)

478




















Kurt Schlichter Retweeted Dan Abrams



LOL No Evidence Losers!

Posted by: 13times at March 24, 2019 04:36 PM (K3B2k)

479 Dammit!

Posted by: Zombie John McCain at March 24, 2019 04:36 PM (A1kfX)

480 Wasn't Fox News just bought by Disney?
Posted by: JAS


No. Fox News is separate from the units that were sold to Dizknee.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 24, 2019 04:36 PM (Hk+Y0)

481 Brian Stelter: You're going to hear it from the right for the next days and weeks to come, that the press basically made all of this up to take down President Trump. But the press is following a trail that Trump created.

Like wiretapping the Trump Tower and his campaign before he even won. Uh huh Brian.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2019 04:36 PM (vEIlU)

482 171 Hate to be that guy but - This seems so not flaming skull worthy to me. Two years and Mueller dishonestly avoids the 'obstruction' crap. All the Dems and their progda media arm are going to decide Rosenstein was a bad guy all along now and/or caved to the evil big black Barr.

I guess Trump should get an award as the most patient person on the planet. Heh, it probably follows that you would totally fail in the high end commercial real estate world if you cannot be patient but persistent but the Ds and NTs paint DJT as foolishly impulsive and I sort of bought into that from my only impression of Trump being the "you'e fired" promo clips from Apprentice show.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 24, 2019 04:06 PM (pAkRe)

Me, too. I'm thinking Situation Normal for Trump. The crazy loonies have been inventing problems and spending us into insolvency; like children on a tear. And there PDT was, patient; and now are they quite done?

Posted by: m at March 24, 2019 04:36 PM (Ts3fP)

483 someone tell me why Fox hired Donna Brazile.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken

Panic move after the DNC said FOX wouldn't be allowed to moderate Democrat debates.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2019 04:36 PM (NFEMn)

484 Brian Stelter: You're going to hear it from the right for the next days and weeks to come, that the press basically made all of this up to take down President Trump. But the press is following a trail that Trump created.
----------

Yeah, genning up that fake dossier was a masterful act by Trump.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2019 04:36 PM (CDGwz)

485 So they're not going to give up on collusion and obstruction. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Posted by: Fake ... Everything

Okay, how about colruction and obstusion?

Trump! You bastard. We gonna get ya now!!!

Posted by: Bruce at March 24, 2019 04:36 PM (8ikIW)

486 Yessss, enjoy the moment! It's a great victory!

VICTORY!!

Posted by: pawn at March 24, 2019 04:36 PM (dPTGY)

487 Sabrett hot dogs

be still my heart.

It would cost me 85 bucks to have some shipped here. That's just shipping.

Posted by: Infidel at March 24, 2019 04:37 PM (9L2du)

488 Gonna be an early night for Trump.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 24, 2019 04:37 PM (JUOKG)

489

Just now saw your comment # 367. Looks like you have everything well planned to break it.

Good for you. And you owe yourself a really good steak dinner at some point. Put it on our tab.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 24, 2019 04:37 PM (HaL55)

490 NeverTrumpers' Twitter Plan for the Week:

@julie_kelly2
Stand by for dog videos and debates about whether a taco is a sandwich

Posted by: ace at March 24, 2019 04:37 PM (PbpT7)

491 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 24, 2019 04:30 PM (uDcBt)

Ease up dear. You can go quite a while with little damage without food.

Air and water are the quick killers as far as intake.

Water they say is about 3-4 days depending on how high your normal load it.

Plus that means NO WATER in any form. Ppl forget that food has water in it so that stretches the time out if you eat.

Figure to be sure and cover everything; one week without water intake of any kind and you are undergoing kidney and liver failure and soon a heart attack. Delirium should already have set in and he would not be able to handle the mechanics of posting threads and using the comment section.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 24, 2019 04:37 PM (qXysx)

492 Really looking forward to that. He has been dropping some big hints for the last couple weeks.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2019 04:27 PM (/tuJf)
~~~~~

Yes, and it's going to expose more of the international angle too, which too many people are unaware of currently.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 24, 2019 04:37 PM (NtglE)

493 Allahpundit saying watch people switch from attacking Mueller to supporting him and vice versa, that's one of his hot take.

I'll switch to supporting him. When he says "this was all a bullshit witch-hunt from the start." That's when.

Posted by: Howard Price Beale at March 24, 2019 04:37 PM (2lndx)

494 Sir Bot of Hump should make an appearance.

https://tinyurl.com/y2y2k2h5

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2019 04:37 PM (ycWCI)

495 Brian Stelter: You're going to hear it from the right for the next days and weeks to come, that the press basically made all of this up to take down President Trump. But the press is following a trail that Trump created.
----------

...A trail of pee, that started in a hotel room in Moscow...

Posted by: LASue at March 24, 2019 04:37 PM (XROPS)

496 453 Ok -- but what does *AOC* say?

Orange Man Bad! Orange Man Bad!

Posted by: AOC at March 24, 2019 04:37 PM (QMwOT)

497 The thing that jumped out to me was there was no coordination even though multiple offers were made.

So Barr is mentioning the entrapment efforts and saying Trump world didn't bite.

I want Trump to do an Oval Office speech tomorrow night that starts with a Power Point of all the declassified materials setting out how Obama tried to entrap him and that ends with AND YOU GET A PARDON AND YOU GET A PARDON AND NOT YOU COHEN SIT DOWN AND YOU GET A PARDON.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 24, 2019 04:37 PM (GbPPJ)

498 436 I would really like to know what info and evidence Mueller's people used to get a grand jury to indict those Russian agents.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 24, 2019 04:32 PM (ZqRa6)

That should turn up in the discovery phase (or whatever it is called in a criminal case) for the one company that has shown up and told Mueller "Prove it. Put up or shut up!)

Posted by: Fox 2! at March 24, 2019 04:38 PM (MwFQu)

499 I love it when a plan comes together.

Posted by: President Donald "Hannibal Smith" Trump at March 24, 2019 04:38 PM (o17zG)

500 This is a great day. Let the dems spin it all they like, It's a disaster for them.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 24, 2019 04:38 PM (VfnTc)

501 f the Corrupt Media gives up on collusion and obstruction, they lose half their audience overnight. So they're not going to give up on collusion and obstruction. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Posted by: Fake ... Everything at March 24, 2019 04:35 PM (4Eo4+)


B I N G O !!!

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2019 04:38 PM (NFEMn)

502 I think the Wall of Dominoes just fell over... on the Democrats.

Don't call rescue, let's see if they can dig themselves out.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2019 04:38 PM (RJHwk)

503 NINE FLAMING SKULLS, three in pudding cups.

BWAH AHAHAAAHHHA AHAHAAA *GASP GASP*

Tomorrow on the news:

"Conservatives are enjoying this report..."

Why, I have no idea what that could mean

• My schadenboner just grabbed my wallet and keys and headed for the bar.
• My penis? Yeah, diamond coated titanium right now.
• Kleenex shares just went through the roof, as gallons of jizz from exploding schadenboners erupted everywhere coast to coast.

Posted by: skybal webworker - three scoops for EVERYBODY at March 24, 2019 04:38 PM (GvEen)

504 225 Oh, I think it is even worse than that. It is to end any discussion of Hillary or Obama's involvement.

"We had a two year investigation and there is no evidence of anyone colluding! We don't need another investigation."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2019 04:12 PM (wYseH)


There's that angle, as well as my theory that this witch hunt--in addition to making people fearful of working with Trump--acted as a cover to destroy evidence that could lead to Obama's or Hillary's prosecution.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 24, 2019 04:38 PM (DTX3h)

505 Sorry I cannot endorse the flaming Skull for NEWS THAT I ALREADY KNEW.

Call me when Muller stands before congress and admits to his crimes and lies.

Posted by: Picric at March 24, 2019 04:38 PM (nonGu)

506 @julie_kelly2
Stand by for dog videos and debates about whether a taco is a sandwich
Posted by: ace at March 24, 2019 04:37 PM (PbpT7)
~~~~~

LOL Exactly!

Posted by: IrishEi at March 24, 2019 04:38 PM (NtglE)

507 Since Nandi called Trump a traitor on the floor of the House to exert her strong, reasoned leadership of the mean girls can we impeach her for sedition?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 24, 2019 04:38 PM (fCD2p)

508 It's the Falaise Pocket of the Culture War.

"we had to walk over corpses just to eat our c-ration pudding cups."

Posted by: 13times at March 24, 2019 04:38 PM (K3B2k)

509 Allahpundit saying watch people switch from attacking Mueller to supporting him and vice versa, that's one of his hot take.

Fuck AP. With the indecencies Mueller took ruining people's lives, fuck Mueller 'til his corpse dissolves.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2019 04:39 PM (oVJmc)

510 I hate Twitchy, but they have Molly Hemingway pretty much making Phillip "no pants" Reines cry in case no ones mentioned it.

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 24, 2019 04:39 PM (f8ilN)

511 Seems sad to be da first.

#Bunk

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at March 24, 2019 04:39 PM (fRgt5)

512 put a tab of butter on your steak when you break.

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 24, 2019 04:39 PM (4hfnr)

513 Let's all hit the tip jar to fund ace's safe fast breaking.

Or get him out to Ben Had's at the Texas Mo Meet.
No fast can survive that.

Although, from sailors rescued at sea after a long time of fasting, caution is needed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2019 04:39 PM (u82oZ)

514 A great day for America. A really really really bad day for Democrat-Communists.

Posted by: Fake ... Everything at March 24, 2019 04:39 PM (4Eo4+)

515 Anyone on President Trumps Twitter and has he sent anything out yet?

My theory is that Sarah or somebody else in the WH has him handcuffed so he can look "presidential" and doesn't step all over all the good news too soon.
Posted by: corn and beans at March 24, 2019 04:33 PM (tkNkP)


Working out a schedule to backfuck all those people who tried to frame him.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 24, 2019 04:39 PM (1g7ch)

516 I figure that CNN will go back to the border and/or Syria, Golan Hts, and NATO.

But they just don't have the same punch.

Maybe they'll go back to obstruction and what Jerry Nads is scheming.

The wind is out of their sails but that's not stopped them before.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 24, 2019 04:39 PM (qXysx)

517 Can't.
Stop.
Nutting.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 24, 2019 04:40 PM (NWiLs)

518
The sad thing is that at this point, the report isn't going to change anybody's mind about Trump.
Posted by: pawn

=====

I think it's changing a few minds about the MSM though.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 24, 2019 04:40 PM (13CQC)

519 My Boner is so hard right now, the Chinese are leasing it to terraform Mars for future habitation.

Posted by: Fritz at March 24, 2019 04:40 PM (LuPts)

520 [Womp womp]

#SadTrombone

Posted by: Vlad at March 24, 2019 04:40 PM (t3YBx)

521 Jeff Carlson
@themarketswork

On March 10, 2017, the Trump Administration fired all remaining US attorneys.

President Trump then rescinded and kept just three:

1) Dana Boente
2) Rod Rosenstein
3) John Huber

Make of it what you will.

No collusion. No obstruction.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2019 04:40 PM (/tuJf)

522 I shot a High Power Match yesterday and the guys I shoot with made me proud, because they were all laughing at the nothingburger Mueller report.

Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at March 24, 2019 04:40 PM (WEBkv)

523 Has anyone done a wellness check on that Pontfications guy?

Posted by: corn and beans at March 24, 2019 04:41 PM (tkNkP)

524 >>>512 put a tab of butter on your steak when you break.


definitely. But steak will wait 2-3 days.

Posted by: ace at March 24, 2019 04:41 PM (PbpT7)

525 Trump hate PAYS!

I believe --though they hate him anyway---the media made a conscious BUSINESS decision to go 24/7 hate because they new there was a HUGE population that wanted it.
Also, Hillary DID win the popular vote and in the very states advertisers want to reach--NY, California, etc.

They can't and won't give up on it, but I have a feeling that part of their audience is going to walk away from them anyway......

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2019 04:41 PM (NFEMn)

526


I think the Wall of Dominoes just fell over... on the Democrats.

Don't call rescue, let's see if they can dig themselves out.


Yeah, give them some time. If we don't hear any signs of life after say, about 3 or 4 days, then we'll call somebody. They'll be good until then.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 24, 2019 04:41 PM (HaL55)

527 Sundays don't count during Lent. Just sayingPosted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2019 04:29 PM (menUt)
people tell me this.....i didn't grow with this tradition...when did it become a thing? the only thing i break for is a beer on st. patrick's day.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 24, 2019 04:42 PM (0O7c5)

528 But steak will wait 2-3 days.
Posted by: ace

Make sure you keep it in the fridge then.

Posted by: Bruce at March 24, 2019 04:42 PM (8ikIW)

529 Maxine Waters still believes the "Kremlin Klan" won the White House for President Trump, despite the evidence indicating otherwise.

But no one can convince her that just because Special Counsel Robert Mueller found there was no collusion with Russia, that it's over.

-
Hahahaha!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2019 04:42 PM (+y/Ru)

530 Pardon them all and call them on this waste of money

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 24, 2019 04:42 PM (dKiJG)

531 @RepJerryNadler 20 minutes ago

In light of the very concerning discrepancies and final decision making at the Justice Department following the Special Counsel report, where Mueller did not exonerate the President, we will be calling Attorney General Barr in to testify before @HouseJudiciary in the near future.

Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2019 04:42 PM (cF8AT)

532 Nadler will not shut the fuck up.

I hope they bury themselves.

Keep digging

Hey anyone want to chip in to buy that JINO fuck a bigger shovel

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2019 04:42 PM (Y+V3r)

533 A great day. Might be gilding the lily a bit with nine flaming skulls for this, though.

Once Brennan, Comey, Hillary and (may it please God) Obama are indicted for high crimes, what will you have left in reserve?

Will it be flaming skulls all the way down the comments section?

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at March 24, 2019 04:42 PM (hLcxo)

534 Here's another spin they're trying

@LauraAJarrett
Context as you read: am told Special Counsel Robert Mueller was not consulted on this letter. This was the product of the Attorney General Bill Barr and Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein, per DOJ official.



Look for that - "but Mueller wasn't consulted on the summary letter !!1!!!"

Posted by: Hands at March 24, 2019 04:42 PM (786Ro)

535 Fox now reporting that former fatso Nadler is going to make Barr come in and testify... I forget about what

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 24, 2019 04:42 PM (ZqRa6)

536 Can't FOX find anyone in DC that will spin this as the Trump Victory it is???

Sheesh.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2019 04:43 PM (NFEMn)

537 I flipped on MSNBC and CNN a bit, and they're all talking about "Obstruction"

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2019 04:28 PM


It's like a radio station changing its format to prevent losing audience share.
Posted by: Hands at March 24, 2019

Fox, too. And the SDNY.
Sheesh.

And here comes Nadler! Good luck cross examining Barr on how there is not evidence sufficient to charge Trump for obstruction of justice because Trump did not have a corrupt intent - he knew there was no underlying crime .

Posted by: LASue at March 24, 2019 04:43 PM (XROPS)

538 I predict an uptick in Hernia surgeries as these clowns keep moving the goal posts.

Posted by: Iblis at March 24, 2019 04:43 PM (9221z)

539 I think next DOJ IG report is indeed FISA process. The Clinton Espionage Act outrage (Mid-Year Exam) report does not give create much confidence that the report will be serious - i.e. deal seriously with obvious malpractice and crimes. But you never know.


The wrong-doing was more positive, active, assertive, and extensive - it wasn't just obviously and clumsily covering up instead of investigating the greatest classified information scandal in US history (which Horowitz laughably described as defensible investigative judgments - it involved repeated actions to wrongfully obtain a warrant in what is the most narrowly constrained and sensitive area of surveillance power.


So we'll see. But we're obviously well past the point where indictments (for serious crimes, not lying about leaking to the press) are over-due for senior figures. Congress has hilariously abdicated its constitutional role entirely on all this - not a reform, not a $ of budget conditioned, withheld, or denied, nada zip bupkis - in response to this unprecedented rampage of civic vandalism.


DOJ needs to deliver, big-time.


Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2019 04:43 PM (QDnY+)

540 Leftists wounded by 2016 election, now doubly wounded by the disappointment of this 2-year circle-jerk. It will make them even angrier and crazier than they were yesterday. They'll double down. "And yet still she persisted." They have too much hatred invested in their resistance horsesh!t to let it p!ss away.

Posted by: gp at March 24, 2019 04:43 PM (mk9aG)

541 >>>Once Brennan, Comey, Hillary and (may it please God) Obama are indicted for high crimes, what will you have left in reserve?

probably skeletons fucking each other in the ass. On fire.

Posted by: ace at March 24, 2019 04:43 PM (PbpT7)

542 Yes, and it's going to expose more of the international angle too, which too many people are unaware of currently.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 24, 2019 04:37 PM (NtglE)

---
Remember the story about Hillary emails being "recovered?"

From whom? I'm thinking the recipients have turned them over and they prove that Hillary deliberately destroyed evidence under subpoena.

Could get fun. Go long on flaming pudding cup futures.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2019 04:43 PM (cfSRQ)

543 Oldest son just showed me a no collusion crab rave - so funny!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 24, 2019 04:43 PM (IDhUW)

544

I want to see Wii Fit girl in celebration.

Meanwhile, this will do for some callipygian gyrations:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgHJHrTc6YI

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2019 04:43 PM (f1Vqw)

545 @RepJerryNadler 20 minutes ago



In light of the very concerning discrepancies and final decision
making at the Justice Department following the Special Counsel report,
where Mueller did not exonerate the President, we will be calling
Attorney General Barr in to testify before @HouseJudiciary in the near
future.


Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2019 04:42 PM

---

And like eric holder, he will refuse to to testify.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 24, 2019 04:43 PM (JUOKG)

546 Sorry Jack. While much you've posted may be true,
there is no effort to follow through.

None.

See Bengahzi.

See email servers.

See Lois Lerner.

None of them are on our side.

It would be expedient for you to figure that out.

Posted by: golfman at March 24, 2019 04:43 PM (OE84+)

547 @LauraAJarrett
Context as you read: am told Special Counsel Robert Mueller was not consulted on this letter. This was the product of the Attorney General Bill Barr and Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein, per DOJ official.


Look for that - "but Mueller wasn't consulted on the summary letter !!1!!!"
Posted by: Hands at March 24, 2019 04:42 PM (786Ro)

Mueller's job is DONE.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2019 04:43 PM (NFEMn)

548
I'm ambivalent about this. I can't get excited about something anyone with any curiosity could discover almost from the onset.

When you know the leftists games you tend not to get excited about their excitement. It was always projection from Day One.

Hillary is the evil-doer. With a huge assist from Sid Blumenthal. When those two are behind bars I'll get excited.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 24, 2019 04:43 PM (jYje5)

549
How many delusional Democrats like Swallowsall are jumping off bridges?


Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2019 04:31 PM (RJHwk)

I would like to take "What is not enough for $200."

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at March 24, 2019 04:43 PM (ZTJjv)

550
Let the pouncing begin!

Oh, and fook Juan McCain, the backstabbing unidicted Keating Five Co-Conspirator and the stain in America's shorts.

Posted by: tedious libs who won't let go of russian collusion at March 24, 2019 04:44 PM (pNxlR)

551 and of course, house democrats are going to call Barr to the stand to explain himself....

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 24, 2019 04:44 PM (7uiTk)

552 Dear Left:

Your MSM lied to you about Trump and Russia and impeachment for two years. All your rage and hate is what you let them do to you.

Enjoy watching them in the future.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2019 04:44 PM (oVJmc)

553 Muellers referral prompted a fresh look at the lobbying firms of Podesta and Weber who have faced scrutiny for their decisions not to register as foreign agents for Ukrainian lobbying work directed by exTrump campaign chairman Paul Manafort.
Fox News first reported and court filings later confirmed that Podesta was offered use immunity by Mueller this summer to testify in the Washington DC trial of Manafort
fox dec 6th
nice work right?

so

Posted by: willow at March 24, 2019 04:44 PM (r/xAU)

554 Dear Democrats:

FUCK YOU!

Posted by: President Donald Trump at March 24, 2019 04:44 PM (QMwOT)

555 I never expected to see a sextaskull. Although counting those in the pudding, it is the metaphysically perfect nonaskull. These are things mortals were never intended to witness.

Posted by: pep at March 24, 2019 04:44 PM (T6t7i)

556 I read the headline to my wife. She simply asked "Now are they checking Hillary?"

Which would be the right thing to do. And check her old boss while their at it.

(She added, "And her little dog, too!")

Posted by: Eeyore at March 24, 2019 04:45 PM (VaN/j)

557
It's....it's.....like Christmas

and I'm 13 years old

and young Raquel Welch
Young Sofia Loren
and Young Heidi Klum

burst into my bedroom singing Christmas carols, loaded with coke and ready for week long gang bang with me!

Posted by: naturalfake at March 24, 2019 04:45 PM (9X624)

558 @realDonaldTrump
No Collusion, No Obstruction, Complete and Total EXONERATION. KEEP AMERICA GREAT!

Posted by: ace at March 24, 2019 04:45 PM (PbpT7)

559 @LauraAJarrett
Context as you read: am told Special Counsel Robert Mueller was not consulted on this letter. This was the product of the Attorney General Bill Barr and Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein, per DOJ official.


Look for that - "but Mueller wasn't consulted on the summary letter !!1!!!"
Posted by: Hands at March 24, 2019 04:42 PM (786Ro)

---------------------------

So, the rules were followed as written. Mewler's job was over and done when he handed over his report.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 24, 2019 04:45 PM (ffYR/)

560 and I look forward to watching Rachel Maddow weeping when Trump is re-elected

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 24, 2019 04:45 PM (ZqRa6)

561 I'm so proud to have been here to see the first Pyramid Flaming Skulls, and the added bonus of the Pudding Cup Skulls just brought me to completion.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 24, 2019 04:27 PM (5AVMW)
~~~~~

It's wonderful, isn't it? We have something very special to tell our grandchildren someday.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 24, 2019 04:35 PM (NtglE)


Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 24, 2019 04:45 PM (5AVMW)

562 I think it's changing a few minds about the MSM though.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
-------

Nah. Gell-Mann amnesia/denial/psychosis.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2019 04:46 PM (xSo9G)

563 >>Sorry Jack. While much you've posted may be true,
there is no effort to follow through.

>>None.

>>See Bengahzi.

>>See email servers.

>>See Lois Lerner.

>>None of them are on our side.

>>It would be expedient for you to figure that out.

Benghazi and Lerner were done before Trump was even elected. Nobody was going to reopen that.

And Huber absolutely is investigating Hillary's emails. Just because he was appointed a while ago and some people either don't remember or think it isn't real if the same fake media they hate doesn't report on it everyday but it is still ongoing.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2019 04:46 PM (/tuJf)

564 today's reading is about the fig tree that isn't bearing fruit.....so the master wants it chopped down.....the caretaker suggests nurturing it and fertilizing it and if there is no fruit in 3 yrs.....then chop it down......lib friends and family have until the 3 anniversary of trump's inauguration before they are out of my circle......yes, i'm being generous.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 24, 2019 04:46 PM (0O7c5)

565
The younger Murdoch's is my guess. "Fair and balanced".
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 24, 2019 04:28 PM (ffYR/)

They lost Skeletor.

Posted by: Fox 2! at March 24, 2019 04:46 PM (MwFQu)

566 Trump obstructed by not giving Hillary money to pay fusion gps to produce a fake dossier which was then used to conspire with the obama administration to use US intelligent assets and foreign intelligent assets to get illegal FISAs and wiretap, spy and otherwise smear to entrap an opposition presidential candidate and his campaign.

Posted by: Donna Brazile at March 24, 2019 04:46 PM (r+sAi)

567 Big enough news for Weekend Ewok sightings!

Posted by: Nom de Blog at March 24, 2019 04:47 PM (hYUjK)

568 The rare flaming skull pyramid sowcow with triple puddin dip.

Stuck the landing.


10


Stay excellent.

Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2019 04:47 PM (NLLmE)

569 Trump is on

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2019 04:47 PM (NFEMn)

570 someone tell me why Fox hired Donna Brazile.

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They lost a sports bet?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2019 04:47 PM (+y/Ru)

571 Mueller with all his resources and 2 years of investigating couldn't find a single American who colluded with Russia, how the hell did they ever get a FISA warrant on anyone?
Posted by: JackStraw

Trump has an obligation to investigate the coup attempt to the utmost. People must suffer consequences for putting the country through this.

Posted by: Blutarski at March 24, 2019 04:47 PM (+Tibp)

572 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump 4m

No Collusion, No Obstruction, Complete and Total EXONERATION. KEEP AMERICA GREAT!
View details · Reply Retweet Like



_Curses

Posted by: Muellerz DeapState at March 24, 2019 04:47 PM (ePWRo)

573 I want to see Wii Fit girl in celebration.



Meanwhile, this will do for some callipygian gyrations:


I was watching this when I became aware that my mouth was hanging open, like Cletus the slackjawed yokel. Embarrassing.

Posted by: pep at March 24, 2019 04:47 PM (T6t7i)

574 potus golfed with kid rock yesterday.

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 24, 2019 04:47 PM (4hfnr)

575 Trump speaking now...

Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2019 04:47 PM (cF8AT)

576 None.



See Bengahzi.



See email servers.



See Lois Lerner.



None of them are on our side.



It would be expedient for you to figure that out.

Posted by: golfman at March 24, 2019 04:43 PM (OE84+)

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Of course those were before we knew how corrupt DoJ was and also that the RINOs weren't interested in the truth or justice, just empty posturing.

Trump (and his family) have been through hell. I don't think he's going to just shrug and get on with his life.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2019 04:47 PM (cfSRQ)

577 Democrats will not quit on this, they will still try and make something out of it

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2019 04:48 PM (BbGew)

578 535 Fox now reporting that former fatso Nadler is going to make Barr come in and testify... I forget about what

I'm not sure there's a lot of value to the Dems in pissing off AG Barr right now.

Posted by: corn and beans at March 24, 2019 04:48 PM (tkNkP)

579 there was no obstruction Trump could havelegally shut it down anytime He didn't he just bitched about the harassment.

Posted by: willow at March 24, 2019 04:48 PM (r/xAU)

580 Trump's talking now... sounds like he's hinting that the other side will be under scrutiny.

we can hope

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 24, 2019 04:48 PM (ZqRa6)

581
Trump at the mic now.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 24, 2019 04:48 PM (13CQC)

582 Juliani: Complete and absolute victory.

Trump speaking now.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 24, 2019 04:48 PM (hjaPQ)

583 Dare I say it? This calls for Hump Bot.

Posted by: Tuna at March 24, 2019 04:48 PM (jm1YL)

584 Benghazi and Lerner were done before Trump was even elected. Nobody was going to reopen that.

And Huber absolutely is investigating Hillary's emails. Just because he was appointed a while ago and some people either don't remember or think it isn't real if the same fake media they hate doesn't report on it everyday but it is still ongoing.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2019 04:46 PM (/tuJf)

Oh FFS.

Let it go.

Statute of Limitations.

They ran the table.

Posted by: golfman at March 24, 2019 04:48 PM (OE84+)

585 "It's a shame this began at all but hopefully some body will look at the other side."

"A take down that failed."

Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2019 04:48 PM (cF8AT)

586 9 ---count 'em-- 9 flaming skulls!


ah ah ah.

Thank you Ace-aroonie! who else would we want to celebrate this with other than you!?

Posted by: booknlass at March 24, 2019 04:48 PM (xIKXj)

587 If try and kill the Emperor, you better succeed.

Now go get em PDT. You have my support to do so

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2019 04:49 PM (Y+V3r)

588 Would like the explanation for how this does any damage at all to the racist-authoritarians, er, "Democrats". Their support does not derive from informed, intelligent, people with any recognizable American mindset.


How ignorant, and stupid, to you have to be to do anything but laugh when this entire idiotic fantasy was first barfed up? The whole "Russia collusion" nonsense was Lyndon LaRouche level idiocy, for fringe cretins.


That it was treated any differently than one of Lyndon's Queen-of-England-drug-trafficking fantasies is not an indictment of America's lack of seriousness, it's a conviction, with life sentence.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2019 04:49 PM (QDnY+)

589 An Open Letter to the Left, Democrats and Our complicit Media,



NEENER, NEENER, NEENER, NEENER.


Neener sincerely yours, the Deplorables.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 24, 2019 04:49 PM (qXysx)

590 @realDonaldTrump
No Collusion, No Obstruction, Complete and Total EXONERATION. KEEP AMERICA GREAT!
Posted by: ace at March 24, 2019 04:45 PM (PbpT7)

------------------------------

Very restrained for Donny (tonight) 3 Scoops.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 24, 2019 04:49 PM (ffYR/)

591 579 there was no obstruction Trump could havelegally shut it down anytime He didn't he just bitched about the harassment.
Posted by: willow at March 24, 2019 04:48 PM (r/xAU

=====

I remember people hating Sessions cause he wouldn't shut it down.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 24, 2019 04:49 PM (QH0sp)

592 @realDonaldTrump
No Collusion, No Obstruction, Complete and Total EXONERATION. KEEP AMERICA GREAT!
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LOL

IOW welcome to Campaign 2020!!!! He knows how to salt a wound.

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2019 04:49 PM (WflJy)

593 Justice? Is Brennan in jail? Loretta Lynch? Has Adam Schiff been expelled from the House?

Posted by: JEM at March 24, 2019 04:49 PM (KXpDJ)

594 I'm not sure there's a lot of value to the Dems in pissing off AG Barr right now.

Posted by: corn and beans at March 24, 2019 04:48 PM (tkNkP)

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I think they should be careful what they ask for.

Barr could have a grand time discussing how it was a shitshow from the start and then digress into what Hillary did.

Could be a real barn-burner.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2019 04:50 PM (cfSRQ)

595 >>Oh FFS.

>>Let it go.

>>Statute of Limitations.

>>They ran the table.

Why don't you let it go. I don't give a shit what you say or do, why do you care what I think?

I think the DOJ knows a tad more about the law than you do.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2019 04:50 PM (/tuJf)

596 The AG has announced that he and Deputy AG Rosenstein have considered the issue and have decided that there is no case for obstruction of justice
_____________

Wasn't Rosenstein the one who wrote the letter that laid out the case for why Trump should fire Comey in the first place?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 24, 2019 04:50 PM (fqUgw)

597 Trump: Complete exoneration. Illegal takedown that failed. Hopefully somebody will be looking at the other side.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 24, 2019 04:50 PM (hjaPQ)

598 After this, the MFM's reputation will be such that if they broadcasted footage of Trump shooting someone on Fifth Avenue, 60% of the American viewing public wouldn't believe them. This is as it should be.

You realize that the pressure they will try to exert on Trump to be gracious in victory, and to simply move on, will be immense. He should resist those calls mightily.

Morning Joe tomorrow morning will be a thing of beauty to watch.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 24, 2019 04:50 PM (5dqAY)

599 Cmon guys. Nobody on the Left is jumping off bridges or committing harikari out of shame. They simply are going to not accept the findings. Full stop. Hell, they can't accept that people with a penis can't be women.

Some are already shouting "cover up". Nadler is already muttering about subpoenas for Mueller.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 24, 2019 04:50 PM (vIjh1)

600 Fox now reporting that former fatso Nadler is going to make Barr come in and testify... I forget about what
------------

Nadler: "Have you ever spoken to President Trump?"
Barr: "Well, yes."
Nadler: "Collusion! Obstruction of justice!"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2019 04:50 PM (xSo9G)

601 Wasn't Rosenstein the one who wrote the letter that laid out the case for why Trump should fire Comey in the first place?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 24, 2019 04:50 PM (fqUgw)

yes

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2019 04:50 PM (Y+V3r)

602 Have there been any responses from ClapperBrennanComey ?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2019 04:50 PM (NFEMn)

603 A pyramid of flaming skulls with a side of pudding skulls. I'm overwhelmed.

Posted by: Tuna at March 24, 2019 04:50 PM (jm1YL)

604 So the warrant from the secret court based upon oppo research that was pushed by the President's political foes in our intelligence agencies which allowed them to spy on his campaign was...uhhhhh....unwarrented?

It seems like there are about two or three major scandals right there.

Posted by: 29Victor at March 24, 2019 04:51 PM (o17zG)

605 That's such an excelllent Trump tweet.

Posted by: m at March 24, 2019 04:51 PM (Ts3fP)

606 Holy shit!!! I was just sitting here boiling maple sap and wondering how this day could get any better. Then Ace throws Wii Fit Girl on top. Bam! It's better. The guy upthread with the depleted uranium sabot schadenboner is gonna have himself a time.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 24, 2019 04:51 PM (SVPcU)

607
Meanwhile, AP sobs softly and fondles his Humpbot, which remains soft and flaccid, just as does his own member.

Sic transit gloria mundi, asshat.

Posted by: tedious libs who won't let go of russian collusion at March 24, 2019 04:51 PM (pNxlR)

608 Trump is pissed. Poked the bear a few times too many. For the sake of history he'll be swinging back.

Posted by: dartist at March 24, 2019 04:51 PM (K22Va)

609 Trump : "This was an illegal take down that failed".

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 24, 2019 04:51 PM (P1AAi)

610 No US person colluded ... meaning Hillary/Podesta/Comey/Mueller ... are the ones exonerated, by Mueller himself ... BUT they still need to consider other crimes by Trump, just in case.


Hillary wasn't colluding on the election, she was colluding on selling uranium and skolkovo tech. But they got Roger Stone in a very brave raid ... wtg, getting Trump supporters, the vermin need to be taught a lesson.

Well, it is BIG I guess, that they didn't try to indict Trump, but Mueller and the whole fake obstruction of the president need to be prosecuted. All the FISC abuse ... Mueller couldn't find any of that? Which was the real election interference. When do they go after Hillary/Obama with at least half the zeal?

Posted by: illiniwek at March 24, 2019 04:51 PM (Cus5s)

611
Some more celebratory ass shaking, this time to Robert Palmer's "Doctor, Doctor":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1qSFLMNIjE

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2019 04:51 PM (f1Vqw)

612 Trump has an obligation to investigate the coup attempt to the utmost. People must suffer consequences for putting the country through this.
Posted by: Blutarski at March 24, 2019 04:47 PM (+Tibp)

yeah the coup came out of no where, planned bought dossier by DNC and Hillary , faking out the Fisa courts to investigate Trump even before he won. (remember rogers)

they (dnc Obama-Hillary who else?) were using govt agencies intelligence on an American citizen running for President.

Posted by: willow at March 24, 2019 04:52 PM (r/xAU)

613 Let it go.



Statute of Limitations.



They ran the table.

Posted by: golfman at March 24, 2019 04:48 PM (OE84+)

---
What's the statute of limitations on destroying evidence and obstruction of justice?

You seem to know so much, I'm just curious.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2019 04:52 PM (cfSRQ)

614
Oh G-d, I gotta turn off the news. They're gaslighting the hell out of this.

Disgusting.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 24, 2019 04:52 PM (jYje5)

615 2019 Year in the News Status

[ X ] Still good

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 24, 2019 04:52 PM (r+sAi)

616 NOTHING HAPPENED, AND TRUMP OBSTRUCTED INVESTIGATING NOTHING!!!

/Lefty Geniuses

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2019 04:52 PM (oVJmc)

617 Dana's got two idiots on going on about the "optical anomalies" in this.

You see Barr and Rosenpenis invented a new standard of obstruction, that there has to be an underlying crime, blah, blah. And payments to porn stars and tax evasion, blah, blah.

SDNY is Steiner. Steiner will come.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2019 04:33 PM (f1Vqw)



All they have left is spin. It's quite pathetic

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2019 04:52 PM (iKPsQ)

618 Oh Hi! Idi Amin and I just managed to escape from the Venezuelan Democratic Peoples Reeducation Camp and Homo Farm No. 69, and wanted to check in. Sounds like Mewling Meullar's efforts to aid The Coup have fallen flat on their face and our reservations for boxcar seats to the camps will have to be pushed back! Well I must say that's a good thing, our experiences with the Latin America National Socialist party was quite a bummer!

So anyway, we were minding our own beeswax, I mean Idi was discussing a trade of his Levis with some nice soldiers who were in blackface and camo for some reason, and this wheezing apparently wood powered Mad Max truck flying the Venezuelan National Socialist Party flag roles up and butt strokes us while yelling about Yankee Imperialist Pig Dogs and Counter Revolutionary Butt Plugs (I think, my Spanish is not the best) and 'Besa me culo, pendejo' and other things and hauls us off to this farm!

Well it wasn't much of a farm, mostly it had really ugly chicks with rainbow armpit hair for guards and their guard dogs were pasty faced white boys in dog masks on leashes with furry tail butt plus, but hey, whatever. The food was all soy kibble and we had to sleep in collective piles of unfixed electronics, broken medical instruments (what's a uterine curette for?), and diseased emaciated old people corpses, pretty unpleasant.

Mostly we had to denounce ourselves and each other, put on plays about sailors and cabin boys, and sing show tunes. It got old quick and Idi got in big trouble for creating a daisy chain with the dog boys and doing a conga line around the Starbucks. They tried torturing him for it but he just yelled Oooohhhh louder and leaned into it so they gave up and made us drink ersatz coffee made from finger nail clippings and crab grass, so we decided to escape.

We stole stuff and made costumes, Idi dressed up like Hitlery Clinton strapped to a 2 wheeler and I dressed up like Mongo Medic and wheeled her right out the main gate, they didn't bat an eye and although did say something about enjoying our frequent visits and hope that we come back soon. Odd, that.

So anyway we made our way north on the Caravan and are now chillin in El Paso! Later Peace Out!

Posted by: Mirror Universe Mewing Meuller's Nightmare at March 24, 2019 04:52 PM (UFLLM)

619


wii fit girl. This is a celebration!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2019 04:53 PM (iKPsQ)

620 Well it's a good thing we just reported straight news about this for the past two years!

Posted by: Corrupt News Network at March 24, 2019 04:54 PM (4Eo4+)

621 are I say it? This calls for Hump Bot.
Posted by: Tuna at March 24, 2019 04:48 PM (jm1YL)



I'm thinking Futurama's Hedonism Bot.....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 24, 2019 04:54 PM (5AVMW)

622 Bitch Huber over basking in my shade. No cameras on him he just keeps on writing subpoenas buttoning things up while keep mucking out the Clintons barn.

They better pay me extra for keeping all those AR prosecutions out of the media.

Posted by: Muellerz DeapState at March 24, 2019 04:54 PM (ePWRo)

623 I've been making jumbalaya all morning and now this? I'm just going to nut myself into a happy coma!

Posted by: Fritz at March 24, 2019 04:54 PM (LuPts)

624 I wonder if they brought Rosenstein back briefly, just so he could confirm the "No Obstruction" nonsense.

(but of course the WHOLE coup/investigation was obstruction of the president ... hang em high)

Posted by: illiniwek at March 24, 2019 04:54 PM (Cus5s)

625 OT, but what's this about Russian troops in Venezuela....

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2019 04:54 PM (NFEMn)

626 >>Oh FFS.

>>Let it go.

>>Statute of Limitations.

>>They ran the table.

Why don't you let it go. I don't give a shit what you say or do, why do you care what I think?

I think the DOJ knows a tad more about the law than you do.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2019 04:50 PM (/tuJf)


Trump has surrounded himself with appointees and personal lawyers well versed in prosecuting criminal syndicates.

Oh, Giuliani is speaking on Foxnews now. His first words were tracking this shitstorm back to see where it came from...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 24, 2019 04:54 PM (1g7ch)

627
So CNN is saying the AG memo raises as many questions as it answers.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 24, 2019 04:55 PM (PtOP4)

628 *pauses*

Trump really needs the Hot Needle of Inquiry and a few Klingon Pain-Sticks to apply to the likes of Nadler, Comey, Brennan, et al.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2019 04:55 PM (RJHwk)

629 573 I want to see Wii Fit girl in celebration.



Meanwhile, this will do for some callipygian gyrations:

I was watching this when I became aware that my mouth was hanging open, like Cletus the slackjawed yokel. Embarrassing.
Posted by: pep at March 24, 2019 04:47 PM (T6t7i)
_____

Reminds me of back in college. We were sitting around drinking beer and talking. Benny Hill was on, but we really weren't paying attention.

Then this came on, and total silence ensued:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDHdqMlWEzQ

Posted by: Eeyore at March 24, 2019 04:55 PM (VaN/j)

630 601 Wasn't Rosenstein the one who wrote the letter that laid out the case for why Trump should fire Comey in the first place?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 24, 2019 04:50 PM (fqUgw)

yes
Posted by: Nevergiveup
_____________

So the guy who laid out the case for why Trump should fire Comey is the same guy who gets to investigate whether Trump obstructed justice by following his advice to fire Comey.

Yeah, that makes perfect sense. And people wonder why our government is so f*cked up.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 24, 2019 04:55 PM (fqUgw)

631

Yahoo headline - No proof of Trump crimes. Yeah, that's it asswipes, Lurch just didn't find anything.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2019 04:55 PM (iKPsQ)

632 Oh FFS.
Let it go.
Statute of Limitations.
They ran the table.
Posted by: golfman at March 24, 2019 04:48 PM (OE84+)
~~~~~

Question was answered a couple of weeks ago. The only one who will skate due to SofL is Clapper. The rest are fair game.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 24, 2019 04:55 PM (NtglE)

633 POTUS called it an illegal takedown that failed. Hope that means charges are being readied. Start with that toad Brennan.

Posted by: Jmel at March 24, 2019 04:56 PM (OeWgo)

634 So CNN is saying the AG memo raises as many questions as it answers.

These are the people saying Trump colluded for over two years.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2019 04:56 PM (oVJmc)

635 Let it go.

Statute of Limitations.

They ran the table.

Posted by: golfman at March 24, 2019 04:48 PM (OE84+)

---
What's the statute of limitations on destroying evidence and obstruction of justice?

You seem to know so much, I'm just curious.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2019 04:52 PM (cfSRQ)

---------------------------

In Felonia's case, let us not forget about treason. I don't think there is a SOL for that charge.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 24, 2019 04:56 PM (ffYR/)

636 22 months of " We got him now" by the media, for nothing

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2019 04:56 PM (BbGew)

637 I'm not sure there's a lot of value to the Dems in pissing off AG Barr right now.
Posted by: corn and beans at March 24, 2019 04:48 PM (tkNkP)


Fundraising.

That's all this has ever been about. The Dems knew there was nothing there, they always have. Heck, we all knew it and didn't have anywhere near the access to the evidence thathat they had.

The Dem party has no ideas and can't win elections. "TRUMP IS GOING TO DESTROY AMERICA!!!!" is they only way they have to keep those sweet, sweet donor checks coming in. They are going to keep this gravy train running as long as they can.

Posted by: 29Victor at March 24, 2019 04:57 PM (o17zG)

638 What's the statute of limitations on destroying evidence and obstruction of justice?

You seem to know so much, I'm just curious.





Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2019 04:52 PM

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Most Federal crimes has a SOL of 5 years for non violent or sex crimes.

JS is right, hillary and crew are safe from Federal prosecution.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 24, 2019 04:57 PM (JUOKG)

639 I thought this was funny: https://gab.com/media/image/bq-5c97ece94947b.jpeg

But I am a bit weird.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 24, 2019 04:57 PM (0bu2O)

640 Yahoo headline - No proof of Trump crimes. Yeah, that's it asswipes, Lurch just didn't find anything.


----

right. the poor left is like "uh evidence is like this thing...an onion...it has layers."

it's kind of hard to extrapolate from zero, you nutballs.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 24, 2019 04:57 PM (7uiTk)

641

KAG!
Trump kicked off his campaign today!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2019 04:57 PM (vEIlU)

642 "No US person colluded." So Obama isn't off the hook.

Posted by: Nairobi Nookie at March 24, 2019 04:57 PM (4Eo4+)

643

Mewler could come out and say, Look what the fuck do you want from me? I tried to find something, anything and there was nothing. I couldn't even stretch to make something up. And the MFM would still say that there was Russian collusion and probably say that Lurch was in on it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2019 04:57 PM (iKPsQ)

644 543 Oldest son just showed me a no collusion crab rave - so funny!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 24, 2019 04:43 PM (IDhUW)

It's truly great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCVsRAeJPUA

Posted by: m at March 24, 2019 04:57 PM (Ts3fP)

645 This rates with Washington pissing in the Delaware after taking Trenton.

Posted by: 13times at March 24, 2019 04:57 PM (K3B2k)

646 To reprise that Billy Joel song

"There are Cubans in Venezuela, Swallowsall suicide."

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2019 04:57 PM (RJHwk)

647 Hallelujah.
The witch hunt is over.


Good luck to the Dems who try to resurrect it by challenging Barr.

Posted by: LASue at March 24, 2019 04:58 PM (kk1fo)

648 OT, but what's this about Russian troops in Venezuela.... <<<<<
They bought many billions in oil rights a short while back and they would like to protect their investment.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 24, 2019 04:58 PM (r+sAi)

649
omg cnn

"Bill Barr is going to take some heat for how he wrote this."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 24, 2019 04:58 PM (13CQC)

650 open all night for progressives & leftists!

Posted by: Suicide Booth at March 24, 2019 04:58 PM (RKQ/v)

651 My prediction - Trump wins reelection in a landslide of Reaganesque proportions.


That's all have to say about that.

Posted by: ALH at March 24, 2019 04:58 PM (8wKjk)

652 What's the statute of limitations on destroying evidence and obstruction of justice?

You seem to know so much, I'm just curious.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2019 04:52 PM (cfSRQ)

Come on guys. I'm on you're side. BUT.

Do you really think that Nunes and the GOPe is ready to call for Hillary and Obama and Susan Rice and Eric Holder and Loretta Lynch and all the other to go to the gallows?

Posted by: golfman at March 24, 2019 04:58 PM (OE84+)

653

"Election 2.0" for the Democrats.
We knew all along.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2019 04:58 PM (vEIlU)

654 636 22 months of " We got him now" by the media, for nothing
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2019 04:56 PM (BbGew)



1) Ratings for MSNBC, subscribers for the NYT
2) Fundraising and votes doe Democrats

Posted by: 29Victor at March 24, 2019 04:58 PM (o17zG)

655 Yahoo headline - No proof of Trump crimes. Yeah, that's it asswipes, Lurch just didn't find anything.
Posted by: TheQuietMan
-----------

Yahoo doing their usual shit. The headline should be, 'No Evidence to Support Investigation of Trump'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2019 04:58 PM (CDGwz)

656 MSNBC why did Trump use the illegally obtained emails from the Hillary campaign.

Because it showed Hillary was a LIAR and she fixed the primary and even got leaked questions.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 24, 2019 04:58 PM (dKiJG)

657
So CNN is saying the AG memo raises as many questions as it answers.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 24, 2019 04:55 PM (PtOP4)



If Trump wins in 2020 the heads at CNN are going to explode like in Scanners

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2019 04:58 PM (iKPsQ)

658 Not much material for the G-File in this one, is there?

Posted by: Eeyore at March 24, 2019 04:58 PM (VaN/j)

659 642 "No US person colluded." So Obama isn't off the hook.
Posted by: Nairobi Nookie at March 24, 2019 04:57 PM (4Eo4+)

heh

Posted by: m at March 24, 2019 04:58 PM (Ts3fP)

660 These are things mortals were never intended to witness.
Posted by: pep at March 24, 2019

+++++


PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH CTHULHU R'LYEH WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN!!!!!

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 24, 2019 04:58 PM (T09ml)

661 ==Wasn't Rosenstein the one who wrote the letter that laid out the case for why Trump should fire Comey in the first place? Yes==

Getting his concurrence on the Obstruction part of the report is obviously why Rosie was asked to stay on a little longer than he had initially indicated.

Posted by: corn and beans at March 24, 2019 04:58 PM (tkNkP)

662 Then this came on, and total silence ensued:


Well, the Brits and their high brow cultural stuff require real concentration.

Posted by: pep at March 24, 2019 04:59 PM (T6t7i)

663 557 naturalfake

Your desiccated corpse will have the biggest smile in history on it.

Can you dial it back to just two and survive?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2019 04:59 PM (u82oZ)

664 Oh, yeah, I forgot.


BOMBSHELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 24, 2019 04:59 PM (T09ml)

665
Rudy on Fox:
You can exonerate as a prosecutor.
You can't prove a negative.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2019 04:59 PM (vEIlU)

666 If Trump wins in 2020 the heads at CNN are going to explode like in Scanners
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2019 04:58 PM (iKPsQ)

I'm hoping it's more like the first Kingsman.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 24, 2019 05:00 PM (afjNA)

667 Kurt Schlichter : This is Election Night 2: Electric Fuckallyou

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 24, 2019 05:00 PM (P1AAi)

668 I'm staying right here and not going to listen to the spinners.

Posted by: m at March 24, 2019 05:00 PM (Ts3fP)

669 In Boston, stay away from the base of the Pru Center and John Hancock buildings. It's raining Democrats.

Posted by: Noam Sayen at March 24, 2019 05:00 PM (ooMrJ)

670 whenever I hear Bill Barr I picture Bob Barr. I could not pick Bill Barr out in a bar full of Barrs.

Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2019 05:00 PM (n13/j)

671 Now Wi Girl.

Oh honey! BBIAM.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2019 05:00 PM (u82oZ)

672 "No US person colluded." So Obama isn't off the hook.
Posted by: Nairobi Nookie at March 24, 2019 04:57 PM (4Eo4+)

heh
Posted by: m at March 24, 2019 04:58 PM (Ts3fP)

Heh.

Posted by: golfman at March 24, 2019 05:00 PM (OE84+)

673 omg cnn

"Bill Barr is going to take some heat for how he wrote this."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 24, 2019 04:58 PM (13CQC)



Why was it in Esperanto?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2019 05:00 PM (iKPsQ)

674 "No US person colluded." So Obama isn't off the hook.
Posted by: Nairobi Nookie at March 24, 2019 04:57 PM (4Eo4+)

LOL

Good one

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2019 05:01 PM (Y+V3r)

675 666 If Trump wins in 2020 the heads at CNN are going to explode like in Scanners
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2019 04:58 PM (iKPsQ)

I'm hoping it's more like the first Kingsman.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 24, 2019 05:00 PM (afjNA

======

Much more colorful.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 24, 2019 05:01 PM (QH0sp)

676 If Trump wins in 2020 the heads at CNN are going to explode like in Scanners

The promise of that image alone could be helpful with some GOTV efforts.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 24, 2019 05:01 PM (0bu2O)

677 I say we give "Nazi" Mueller and his cronies a big kick in their fucking asses and force them into retirement.

I have a bass boat with your name on it.

Posted by: Fritz at March 24, 2019 05:02 PM (LuPts)

678 If Trump wins in 2020 the heads at CNN are going to explode like in Scanners

The promise of that image alone could be helpful with some GOTV efforts.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 24, 2019 05:01 PM (0bu2O)


Maybe the left will finally move from the country as they have been threatening for decades.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2019 05:02 PM (vEIlU)

679 I mean, if you're going to say something about this idiocy, your starting point is zero evidence.

Meanwhile, we know about strzok, fusion gps, and who signed FISA warrants. We also know about Uranium one, for that matter.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 24, 2019 05:02 PM (7uiTk)

680 You know who actually had broken the law and has intimate connections with a foreign government?

Illegal aliens.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at March 24, 2019 05:02 PM (xyung)

681 543 Oldest son just showed me a no collusion crab rave - so funny!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 24, 2019 04:43 PM (IDhUW)


That was funny.

Posted by: pep at March 24, 2019 05:02 PM (T6t7i)

682 Just saw Karl Rove at the hardware store buying rope and number mumbling about hanging himself

Posted by: John Kasich at March 24, 2019 05:02 PM (2i///)

683 Can't wait to watch Rachel's head explode, like those Nazis in "Raiders".

Posted by: Noam Sayen at March 24, 2019 05:02 PM (ooMrJ)

684 how could it be 'no U.S person colluded'

what re Russians ? is that the only one that matters, although I do remember some Russian chick and Russians being introduced to set shit up by Podesta etc? and what of the with other nations intel agencies and our own intel agencies used to thwart an election?

Posted by: willow at March 24, 2019 05:02 PM (r/xAU)

685 I'm hoping it's more like the first Kingsman.

Yes, the LGBT color scheme would be perfect addition to.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 24, 2019 05:02 PM (lD3vL)

686 609 Trump : "This was an illegal take down that failed".
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 24, 2019 04:51 PM

AKA - a failed coup

Posted by: 29Victor at March 24, 2019 05:02 PM (o17zG)

687 545 @RepJerryNadler 20 minutes ago
In light of the very concerning discrepancies and final decision making at the Justice Department following the Special Counsel report, where Mueller did not exonerate the President, we will be calling Attorney General Barr in to testify before @HouseJudiciary in the near future.
Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2019 04:42 PM
---
And like eric holder, he will refuse to to testify. "

Of course he should testify! It will be the perfect opportunity to school Nadler and the country on why almost no investigation ever completely "exonerates" the target (many reasons, starting with that is never the point of an investigation; the point is to see if there is enough evidence to charge. If the answer to that question is "no", you're done)

Also, he can school Nadler on how, if there is no underlying crime, there cannot be obstruction. And how it can never be against the law for the President to carry out actions which he is lawfully authorized to do. (like fire a disloyal FBI director).

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2019 05:02 PM (V2Yro)

688 Okay, I'm getting a bit happier, but if someone tells me that Barky is IN Africa working on setting up the new BBall league that will bring a grin. I'd like to be able to think B Hussein O was a wee bit nervous about ValJars actions that he check marked off for her.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 24, 2019 05:02 PM (pAkRe)

689 Maybe the left will finally move from the country as they have been threatening for decades.


Democrats, Venezuela beckons!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 24, 2019 05:03 PM (0bu2O)

690 How can CNN keep saying that "the president committed no crime/but is not exonerated."

Isn't it one thing or another?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2019 05:03 PM (NFEMn)

691 and I now badly want pudding. damn it.

Posted by: willow at March 24, 2019 05:03 PM (r/xAU)

692 Shouldn't there be just TWO pudding cups?

Posted by: m at March 24, 2019 05:03 PM (Ts3fP)

693 I never had any doubts.

Like.A.Boss is my President.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 24, 2019 05:03 PM (yQpMk)

694

Wii Fit Girl, ask and ye shall receive. Yeah, baby! Thanks, Ace.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2019 05:03 PM (f1Vqw)

695 If Trump wins in 2020 the heads at CNN are going to explode like in Scanners
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2019 04:58 PM (iKPsQ)

I'm hoping it's more like the first Kingsman.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 24, 2019 05:00 PM (afjNA)


To the tune of "Stars And Stripes Forever"

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 24, 2019 05:03 PM (aS1PU)

696 "Wasn't Rosenstein the one who wrote the letter that laid out the case for why Trump should fire Comey in the first place"

but when Trump gave him credit, he backed away ... I still think that was part of the plot ... get Trump for anything ... firing Comey, "aha, obstruction, must have a King (already planning it would be dirty Mueller) come in with unlimited resources and power, to stop Trump from investigating the dirty FBI/CIA)

maybe that will still come ... long time waiting, borders still open.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 24, 2019 05:03 PM (Cus5s)

697 A pyramid of skulls is truly a thing of beauty.

Inspired me to do a little overdue touch-up on the tzampotli.

Made it extra nice for the kids.

Posted by: Miklos, at the Tzampotli familty Fun Park at March 24, 2019 05:03 PM (zCyNd)

698 The best defense is an potent offense

ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK

Put the left on the defensive
The DOJ shoulld indict some people.

I got the list right here

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2019 05:03 PM (Y+V3r)

699 >>Most Federal crimes has a SOL of 5 years for non violent or sex crimes.

>>JS is right, hillary and crew are safe from Federal prosecution.

Hillary colluded with Ukraine politicians during the campaign to get dirt on Trump and his campaign including releasing a doctored "black file" on Manafort. It was that document that caused Manafort to quit the campaign and ultimately led to his prosecution. This isn't conjecture. It was decided by a Ukraine court that Sergii Leshchenko and Artem Sytnyk, Ukrainian politicians, illegally interfered with the 2016 US election a couple months ago.

If you read Rosenstein's second scope document for Mueller he specifically told him to look at Manafort and any collusion with both Russia AND Ukraine.

These crimes happened less than 3 years ago.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2019 05:03 PM (/tuJf)

700 I'm hoping it's more like the first Kingsman.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 24, 2019 05:00 PM (afjNA



Oh, I was thinking more about the ending.

Posted by: pep at March 24, 2019 05:03 PM (T6t7i)

701 Sunday victory music.

https://youtu.be/u_vkKozA8OI

Posted by: 13times at March 24, 2019 05:04 PM (K3B2k)

702 CNN panel claiming Barr cherry picked the good parts of the report. Seriously.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 24, 2019 05:04 PM (P1AAi)

703 Trump : "This was an illegal take down that failed".
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 24, 2019 04:51 PM

AKA - a failed coup
Posted by: 29Victor at March 24, 2019 05:02 PM (o17zG)

This can't be said enough

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2019 05:04 PM (NFEMn)

704 Maybe the left will finally move from the country as they have been threatening for decades.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2019 05:02 PM (vEIlU)



I'll help them pack and drive them to the border

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2019 05:04 PM (F5UuG)

705 The Left is running back to their old stomping grounds, insisting 'emanations and penumbras' of the Mueller Report mean Trump is Toast!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2019 05:04 PM (oVJmc)

706 "Morning Joe tomorrow morning will be a thing of beauty to watch."

Psycho Joe was just on MSNBC. He's ignoring what he and his guests have said in the the past and saying "no collusion" but saying the investigations should go on.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 24, 2019 05:04 PM (1UZdv)

707 Nood.

Posted by: HH at March 24, 2019 05:04 PM (mIJBI)

708 How long will it take for Hillary! to play the "I'm in very ill health" card once it gets sporty?

Posted by: Blutarski at March 24, 2019 05:04 PM (+Tibp)

709 Wii Fit Girl > Humpbot

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 24, 2019 05:04 PM (xPl2J)

710 CNN panel claiming Barr cherry picked the good parts of the report. Seriously.
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 24, 2019 05:04 PM (P1AAi)

They are spinning like their lives depend on it

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2019 05:04 PM (NFEMn)

711 CNN panel claiming Barr cherry picked the good parts of the report. Seriously.
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 24, 2019 05:04 PM (P1AAi)

Based on what? They have not seen the report?
Talking out of their asses again?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2019 05:05 PM (Y+V3r)

712 ABC News' Jonathan Karl on the Mueller report: "I think it's going to be very difficult for Democrats to make the case for reopening and aggressively pursuing an investigation into the central question of collusion"

Posted by: Ha at March 24, 2019 05:05 PM (MAstk)

713 "No US person"

Except Hillary Clinton, of course.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 24, 2019 05:05 PM (2eKoI)

714 Republicans are now saying that Democrats "should apologize to President Trump."

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2019 05:05 PM (NFEMn)

715 Good day to celibrate with a BBQ nood

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 24, 2019 05:05 PM (1g7ch)

716 Trump should make a hint like 'We are going to look into other possible ways Russia tried to meddle with the US government.'

Then watch the Clinton Body Count start to rise.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2019 05:05 PM (RJHwk)

717 Just wondering are we going to get a food thread or are we all fasting on this news?

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2019 05:05 PM (BbGew)

718 obstruction is idiocy.

Comey came to trump and tried to shake him down like a second rate mobster "it'd be a shame if this report was a made a public, I'm a just a saying...ohhh!"

If a cop did that to you, a private citiizen...you fuckkked. But if you do that to the chief law enforcement officer, that subordinate is getting fired.

ohh, piece of schiff..."we wanted ttrump to speak under oath but he did writing"

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 24, 2019 05:05 PM (7uiTk)

719 ==If Trump wins in 2020 the heads at CNN are going to explode like in Scanners ==

With any luck CNN will no longer be in business by 2020.

Posted by: corn and beans at March 24, 2019 05:05 PM (tkNkP)

720 Talking out of their asses again?

NGU, that's all they are - asses. Very sore asses.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2019 05:06 PM (RJHwk)

721 MSNBC ignoring that regulations say the Mueller only issues an investigative report and that the indictment decision is with the AG. Sessions was recused, which left it to Rosenstein, which is why AG Barr had he and Rosenstein do it jointly

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 24, 2019 05:06 PM (1UZdv)

722 Just wondering are we going to get a food thread or are we all fasting on this news?

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2019 05:05 PM (BbGew)



The food thread is here, but I'm having too much fun in this one

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2019 05:06 PM (F5UuG)

723 Also, he can school Nadler on how, if there is no underlying crime, there cannot be obstruction. And how it can never be against the law for the President to carry out actions which he is lawfully authorized to do. (like fire a disloyal FBI director).

Given that Comey has a track record of obstruction of justice himself, would Trump be guilty of OoJ if he kept the known corrupt Comey on as FBI director?

I would argue that Trump, in order to remove the taint of corruption had to remove the most visibly corrupt officers - as a duty and obligation as chief executive.

It would be the same way in the corporate world. If the board of directors knew that there were criminally corrupt officers, the company would be open to all kinds of criminal and civil penalties for keeping such a person in that position.

Isn't that basically a function of SOX?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 24, 2019 05:07 PM (lD3vL)

724 There's Curling and Golf on motherfuckers.........

Posted by: saf at March 24, 2019 05:07 PM (5IHGB)

725 Looking forward to Rob "Meathead" Reiner's take on this.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2019 05:07 PM (+y/Ru)

726 Remember Clinton fired every single attorney general when he took office. No one questioned his right to do that even with all the shady things he had done. How could Trump have obstructed justice when there was no there there. There was no crime and a two year investigation proved that wo wht did he obstruct?

Posted by: sharon at March 24, 2019 05:07 PM (QzF6i)

727 imagine the CNN ratings boost as people tune in to gloat over their sadz.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 24, 2019 05:07 PM (7uiTk)

728 ABC News' Jonathan Karl on the Mueller report: "I think it's going to be very difficult for Democrats to make the case for reopening and aggressively pursuing an investigation into the central question of collusion"
Posted by: Ha


huh?

Would that be the all-nothing patty in the middle of the nothingburger?

Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2019 05:08 PM (NLLmE)

729 >>>692 Shouldn't there be just TWO pudding cups?


this news has me growing a third ball, through a process called "budding."

Posted by: ace at March 24, 2019 05:08 PM (PbpT7)

730 Capt. Jean-Luc Picard, "There are three cups!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2019 05:09 PM (RJHwk)

731 Swiped from Twitter:
Attorney General Barr:
2,800 subpoenas
500 search warrants
230 orders for communication records
50 orders authorizing use of pen registers
13 requests to foreign governments for evidence
500 (approx) witnesses interviewed
No Russia Collusion or Obstruction of Justice.
Pass it on.

Posted by: doomed at March 24, 2019 05:09 PM (e58od)

732 The NOOD thread is a FOOD thread. Don't look, ace!

Posted by: m at March 24, 2019 05:09 PM (Ts3fP)

733 what re Russians ? is that the only one that matters, although I do remember some Russian chick and Russians being introduced to set shit up by Podesta etc? and what of the with other nations intel agencies and our own intel agencies used to thwart an election?
Posted by: willow at March 24, 2019 05:02 PM (r/xAU)


they have the russians with Schiff on tape!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2019 05:09 PM (vEIlU)

734 ABC News' Jonathan Karl on the Mueller report: "I think it's going to be very difficult for Democrats to make the case for reopening and aggressively pursuing an investigation into the central question of collusion"

Posted by: Ha at March 24, 2019 05:05 PM (MAstk)


Yeah, right. If Mewler said there wasn't a damn thing. Trump is completely clean the Dems would still start investigations.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2019 05:09 PM (F5UuG)

735 HA HA

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 24, 2019 05:10 PM (BqBId)

736 Nothing excuses the two year witch hunt, but my faith in our justice system is somewhat stronger today.

Posted by: LASue at March 24, 2019 05:10 PM (kk1fo)

737 I just smoked a Marlboro 100 after reading this thread. And I don't even smoke.

Posted by: 13times at March 24, 2019 05:10 PM (K3B2k)

738 artisanal, so Ukrainians tampering and Russians tampering and colluding through typical dnc, I pray this is next on the roster.

Posted by: willow at March 24, 2019 05:11 PM (r/xAU)

739 and these idiots seem to miss that they took a shot at the king and missed and left a trail of evidence 3 miles long.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 24, 2019 05:11 PM (7uiTk)

740 The only thing they have left is Detective Bookman of the NYC Library System nailing Trump for past due fines.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 24, 2019 05:11 PM (xzqr4)

741 729 >>>692 Shouldn't there be just TWO pudding cups?

this news has me growing a third ball, through a process called "budding."
Posted by: ace at March 24, 2019 05:08 PM (PbpT7)

I learn so much at this site.

Posted by: m at March 24, 2019 05:11 PM (Ts3fP)

742 CNN now claiming the Russians "got to Mueller" and possibly have "kidnapped his kids". Or something to that effect.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 24, 2019 05:11 PM (P1AAi)

743 idiot on Fox "now trump needs a new villain"

right....

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 24, 2019 05:11 PM (7uiTk)

744 Russians, ukranians, Australians , uk, anyone else?

Posted by: willow at March 24, 2019 05:11 PM (r/xAU)

745 Trump : "This was an illegal take down that failed".
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 24, 2019 04:51 PM

AKA - a failed coup
Posted by: 29Victor at March 24, 2019 05:02 PM (o17zG)

This can't be said enough
Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2019 05:04 PM (NFEMn)


What can't be said enough is that the left KNEW this and wanted it. And are now crying and screaming because it didn't work.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2019 05:11 PM (vEIlU)

746 with US citizens !

Posted by: willow at March 24, 2019 05:11 PM (r/xAU)

747
Barbara Streisand is on her 7th gallon of ice cream right now.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 24, 2019 05:11 PM (PtOP4)

748 Yeah, right. If Mewler said there wasn't a damn thing. Trump is completely clean the Dems would still start investigations.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2019 05:09 PM (F5UuG)

No chin Holder set the precedent.

*looks at Dems steadily while tearing up the subpeona*

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 24, 2019 05:11 PM (4ErVI)

749 Stirewalt is such a loser

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2019 05:11 PM (NFEMn)

750 91
We're sad.



Posted by: AOC 's Aereolas at March 24, 2019 03:58 PM (vIG/0)


Here, let me hug you.
I think the six flaming skulls are a consequence of a fasting-induced
testosterone surge. Next, you'll don a bear skin and charge at the
Internet naked, with an erection and a bronze-tipped spear.



Posted by: zombie at March 24, 2019 04:08 PM (5tb4C)

Damn, maybe I should give fasting a try...


Posted by: joncelli tries Windows 10 at March 24, 2019 05:12 PM (1FhAQ)

751 #727 is the winner.

Posted by: Winston at March 24, 2019 05:12 PM (BXtTG)

752 This isn't stopping Nadler and Shift for brains from making clowns of themselves

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2019 05:12 PM (BbGew)

753 idiot on Fox "now trump needs a new villain"

right....
Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 24, 2019 05:11 PM (7uiTk)

FAT Stirewalt

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2019 05:12 PM (NFEMn)

754
Dear Mr. President,

It's 18 months to the election.

ATTACK!

You have a phone, a pen and balls.

ATTACK!

Thank you,

ATTACK!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at March 24, 2019 05:13 PM (UFLLM)

755 imagine the CNN ratings boost as people tune in to gloat over their sadz.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 24, 2019 05:07 PM (7uiTk)

I have a gut feeling that part of their audience is going to walk away from them....

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2019 05:13 PM (NFEMn)

756 CNN now claiming the Russians "got to Mueller" and possibly have "kidnapped his kids". Or something to that effect.
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 24, 2019 05:11 PM (P1AAi)

------------------------

Who ever could have seen this charge coming?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 24, 2019 05:13 PM (ffYR/)

757 Trump has Muellers children , said be nice or your kids get it.

Posted by: willow at March 24, 2019 05:13 PM (r/xAU)

758 BREAKING : #727 is not a good winner.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 24, 2019 05:13 PM (P1AAi)

759 I'm looking forward to reading how Mueller determined that Russians hacked Hillary's emails. If all he has is interviews with CrowdStrike that is going to be a problem.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2019 05:13 PM (/tuJf)

760 Barr letter says that Mueller concluded that the Russians hacked the DN servers and disseminated through Wikileaks.

What's the evidence for this. Full transparency mother fuckers!

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 24, 2019 05:14 PM (1UZdv)

761 trump was using collusion to distract from ... the economy, eliminating ISIS, peace with North Korea, and how the democrats are using immigration repopulate the dnc.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 24, 2019 05:14 PM (7uiTk)

762 CNN now claiming the Russians "got to Mueller" and possibly have "kidnapped his kids". Or something to that effect.
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 24, 2019 05:11 PM (P1AAi)

------------------------

Who ever could have seen this charge coming?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 24, 2019 05:13 PM (ffYR/)


was that actually said? fcol.

Posted by: willow at March 24, 2019 05:14 PM (r/xAU)

763 >>someone tell me why Fox hired Donna Brazile.

They had too much leftover food in the break room.

Posted by: Aviator at March 24, 2019 05:14 PM (2cuLk)

764 CNN now claiming the Russians "got to Mueller" and possibly have "kidnapped his kids". Or something to that effect.

-
Mueller and his wife went to "the Church of the Presidents" across the street from the White House and he smiled! Very suspicious.

https://bit.ly/2TUP7oa

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2019 05:15 PM (+y/Ru)

765 758 BREAKING : #727 is not a good winner.


-----

sadly, I agree. It was a tremendous comment, a legend even. But I doubt it won won.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 24, 2019 05:15 PM (7uiTk)

766 They only have one play. They got Nixon, tried really hard to get Reagan, with Iran Contra, now they tried to get Trump. Not to mention Cheney, with the Plame affair. It's getting tediously predictable by now.

Not to say that all these people were innocent, but what about about Kennedy? What about Johnson? How come they weren't investigated? And what about the Clinton foundation? Shouldn't they be judged for treason, after letting those billion-dollar bribes influence policy? Soon we'll find out about the corrupt deals Obama made, too. How much did he receive as a kickback, for certain foreign policy decisions?

Something has to change.

Posted by: PG at March 24, 2019 05:16 PM (iqCkn)

767 Without Russian Collusion you cannot have Obstruction of Justice. What could he have possibly obstructed?

Posted by: Spiff The Spaceman at March 24, 2019 05:16 PM (8uo4a)

768 ohhh. i that the big brain harvard lawyer guy on who can't party with his gay liberal friends anymore? on fox, i mean,

ohhh right remembered his name...the dersh

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 24, 2019 05:16 PM (7uiTk)

769
CNN now claiming the Russians "got to Mueller" and possibly have "kidnapped his kids". Or something to that effect.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 24, 2019 05:11 PM (P1AAi)


CNN: We have just obtained information that a small man with a mustache and hat along with a tall, thin woman with long black hair were seen in Mewler's office. They were talking about moose and squirrel which must be some sort of code Trump gave them to threaten Robert Mewler

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2019 05:16 PM (bDP14)

770 @julie_kelly2
Stand by for dog videos and debates about whether a taco is a sandwich
111
1:02 PM - Mar 24, 2019 Darien, IL



Not far off. Jonah G just tweeted about seeing Captain Marvel with his kids.

Posted by: Hands at March 24, 2019 05:16 PM (786Ro)

771 imagine the CNN ratings boost as people tune in to gloat over their sadz.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 24, 2019 05:07 PM (7uiTk)

I have a gut feeling that part of their audience is going to walk away from them....
Posted by: JoeF.


You know, I keep thinking that. Them and MSNBC.

I keep waiting for that to happen. I don't know....

Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2019 05:16 PM (NLLmE)

772 765 758 BREAKING : #727 is not a good winner.

-----

sadly, I agree. It was a tremendous comment, a legend even. But I doubt it won won.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 24, 2019 05:15 PM (7uiTk)

I liked it.

Posted by: m at March 24, 2019 05:16 PM (Ts3fP)

773 was that actually said? fcol.



Posted by: willow


No. It's funny, or sad, that people thought it could be true.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 24, 2019 05:16 PM (P1AAi)

774 I added a chocolate pudding recipe in the comments of the food thread.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 24, 2019 05:17 PM (P1AAi)

775 hmmm. dersh seems to be trying to get back into cocktail party city.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 24, 2019 05:17 PM (7uiTk)

776 Where's Kurt?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2019 05:18 PM (+y/Ru)

777 I shall go out into the heart of darkness in the city, hunt hobos, skin them and lay them at the feet of The Donald as an offering of his power.

Posted by: mpfs, Waiter, I'll have the Juan de Fuca Plate at March 24, 2019 05:18 PM (79p/O)

778 Podesta getting "use immunity" just means that his testimony to Mueller or in open court can't be used against him, yes? Any evidence separate from that testimony is still usable for the crime, ruight?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 24, 2019 05:18 PM (yQpMk)

779 Where's Kurt?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2019 05:18 PM (+y/Ru)



Beating his empty head against a wall

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2019 05:18 PM (bDP14)

780 imagine the CNN ratings boost as people tune in to gloat over their sadz.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 24, 2019 05:07 PM (7uiTk)

I have a gut feeling that part of their audience is going to walk away from them....
Posted by: JoeF.

Nope. The scum will just latch on to something else.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - 14,000 and counting at March 24, 2019 05:19 PM (dDsCa)

781 Cans we now have a Mueller style proctological level examination of the coup members, starting with Hillary?
After two years of gas lighting by the Dems - its whats next on the menu.

Posted by: An Observation at March 24, 2019 05:19 PM (EFCIf)

782 Psycho Joe backing away from this clusterfuck that he helped create.

"Ds need to focus on the issues!"

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 24, 2019 05:19 PM (1UZdv)

783 Dershowitz blasting Mueller for his weasel conclusion, saying you can't have it both ways....

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2019 05:19 PM (NFEMn)

784 "Ds need to focus on the issues!"
Posted by: Ignoramus a



Like the economy.

Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2019 05:20 PM (NLLmE)

785 That sound you hear is thousands of Soros trolls being strangled by their own intestines.

Posted by: An Observation at March 24, 2019 05:20 PM (EFCIf)

786 Ds demanded full transparency and the release of everything, so why shouldn't Trump release everything he has on the provenance of the Mueller investigation. I'm looking at you Jimmy Drama Comey.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 24, 2019 05:20 PM (1UZdv)

787 imagine the CNN ratings boost as people tune in to gloat over their sadz.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 24, 2019 05:07 PM (7uiTk)

I have a gut feeling that part of their audience is going to walk away from them....
Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2019 05:13 PM (NFEMn)



The lefties I know who watch them are just as fanatic and rabidly anti-Trump as CNN is. They are probably diving deeper into the conspiracy craziness as CNN is

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2019 05:20 PM (bDP14)

788 I want to see Steele rolled and then rat on his chums at the FBI.

It. Could. Happen.

Posted by: 13times at March 24, 2019 05:21 PM (K3B2k)

789 And Huber absolutely is investigating Hillary's emails. Just because he was appointed a while ago and some people either don't remember or think it isn't real if the same fake media they hate doesn't report on it everyday but it is still ongoing.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2019 04:46 PM (/tuJf)


I want to believe you're right Jack, but I've seen it reported that Huber has yet to question or subpoena any of the key people involved in this.

Besides, weren't they all granted immunity?

And now we have Mueller saying that no Americans colluded with Russia to influence the election. What about Glenn Simpson/FusionGPS?

Posted by: girldog at March 24, 2019 05:21 PM (SJiiM)

790 Beating his empty head against a wall

You mean that pinata he uses for a brain?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2019 05:21 PM (RJHwk)

791 >704
"Maybe the left will finally move from the country as they have been threatening for decades."

I recommend the far northern reaches of the Yukon Territory; in fact, I'd send along a complimentary travel map with a personal note attached:

"Don't forget to pack your snow boots."

"Write when you can."

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at March 24, 2019 05:21 PM (hLcxo)

792 Trump really needs the Hot Needle of Inquiry and a few Klingon Pain-Sticks to apply to the likes of Nadler, Comey, Brennan, et al.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2019 04:55 PM (RJHwk)

The Pear of Anguish.

Posted by: Fox 2! at March 24, 2019 05:21 PM (MwFQu)

793 Trump is the victorious Gladiator in the Coliseum.

Posted by: mpfs, Waiter, I'll have the Juan de Fuca Plate at March 24, 2019 05:21 PM (79p/O)

794 What we need for follow up now is a failed override of Trump's veto.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - 14,000 and counting at March 24, 2019 05:21 PM (dDsCa)

795 Besides, weren't they all granted immunity?

You know, immunity doesn't apply if someone lies to investigators....

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2019 05:22 PM (oVJmc)

796 I have a gut feeling that part of their audience is going to walk away from them....
Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2019 05:13 PM (NFEMn)



The lefties I know who watch them are just as fanatic and rabidly anti-Trump as CNN is. They are probably diving deeper into the conspiracy craziness as CNN is
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2019 05:20 PM (bDP14)

I agree and I'm not saying that these people who stop watching CNN are now Trump supporters. Not at all.
But some of them are going to stop wasting their time watching with bated breath....

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2019 05:22 PM (NFEMn)

797 Dershowitz said bad day for CNN, "they should be hanging their heads in shame."

Posted by: redridinghood at March 24, 2019 05:23 PM (RBOtF)

798 FINISH HIM!!

Posted by: that guy from the video game at March 24, 2019 05:23 PM (yQpMk)

799 https://youtu.be/HcEc8zeNYxI

Posted by: SaltyDonnie at March 24, 2019 05:24 PM (nWmg2)

800 778 Podesta getting "use immunity" just means that his testimony to Mueller or in open court can't be used against him, yes? Any evidence separate from that testimony is still usable for the crime, right?"

that's how I understand it.

Mueller's weaselly conclusions are in accordance with the entire way he conducted this. Everyone is going to end up having something to be disgusted with him from now on.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2019 05:24 PM (V2Yro)

801 ok, so the dersh isn't all that interested in hearing about how mipsy's kids are doing an externship with an NGO in africa. haha

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 24, 2019 05:24 PM (7uiTk)

802 Dershowitz said bad day for CNN,

And they're still facing a $250M lawsuit.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2019 05:24 PM (oVJmc)

803 I have nothing to add, but just wanted to be a part of this epic post for posterity's sake.

Posted by: bluebell at March 24, 2019 05:25 PM (aXucN)

804 When the apocalyptic event passes, religious cults lose some members while the rest double down.

Leftism is an ersatz religion, so ...

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 24, 2019 05:26 PM (1UZdv)

805 Dershowitz said bad day for CNN,

And they're still facing a $250M lawsuit.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2019 05:24 PM (oVJmc)

I was surprised he said that

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2019 05:26 PM (NFEMn)

806 Y'know, you could break that fast with a few beers Ace.

Posted by: Bildo at March 24, 2019 05:26 PM (+Rf4+)

807 Dershowitz said bad day for CNN,

And they're still facing a $250M lawsuit.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2019 05:24 PM (oVJmc)

-------------------------------

$275M for CNN. $250M for WaPo.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 24, 2019 05:27 PM (ffYR/)

808 LOL the left seizing and pouncing on "not exhonorated" over possible obstruction.

Posted by: steevy at March 24, 2019 05:27 PM (BXMxN)

809 "oh he's not exonerated but there's also no evidence...so suk muh dik"

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 24, 2019 05:28 PM (7uiTk)

810 >>I want to believe you're right Jack, but I've seen it reported that Huber has yet to question or subpoena any of the key people involved in this.

>>Besides, weren't they all granted immunity?

>>And now we have Mueller saying that no Americans colluded with Russia to influence the election. What about Glenn Simpson/FusionGPS?

It's not a matter of me being right or wrong. I have no idea what they will find but the fact is both Horowitz, who has just doing an interview the other day and said while he couldn't talk about it but he is doing a FISA abuse investigation along with other issues, and Huber, who Barr talked about during his Senate hearing and met with the other day, are still working.

They may come up dry, they may hit a grand slam. My only point is that the common narrative that nothing is happening, much like Rosenstein being a bad guy, is wrong.

I haven't read Barr's letter yet but Mueller was not tasked with looking at anyone colluding but Trump and his team. I don't know if he looked at "any American" or "any American in Trump world" is what was said.

We'll see.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2019 05:28 PM (/tuJf)

811 Meghan McCain is on her third Junior's cheesecake of the afternoon."Ben!,,Get me another cheesecake!!"

Posted by: steevy at March 24, 2019 05:28 PM (BXMxN)

812 Mueller was never a Special Prosecutor. He was a Special Counsel appointed under the regulations therefor. His main mission was to write a report for the AG to act on.

But so many, including media legal advisors, just ignore this.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 24, 2019 05:28 PM (1UZdv)

813 Hopefully Brennan will eat a bullet.

Posted by: steevy at March 24, 2019 05:28 PM (BXMxN)

814 Unfortunately, the report then says that they did not evaluate, at all, whether he obstructed justice by firing Comey and leaves that open for the AG to decide.

LOL.

Besides the fact that Trump had every right (and obligation, in this case) to fire the miserable POS, let's happily stipulate every thing the treasonous dems and Vichy Republicans have been saying about the COmey firing (which was all hysterical and as stupid as the made-up Russian collusion bullshit), how in hell can you obstruct justice by firing someone who is looking into something that never happened? I mean, seriously.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 24, 2019 05:28 PM (YJn4J)

815 Hopefully Brennan will eat a bullet.

Posted by: steevy at March 24, 2019 05:28 PM (BXMxN)


I'd rather see him fall into a vat of boiling oil.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 24, 2019 05:29 PM (YJn4J)

816 Perino: Complete and total vindication.
------
woof! arrooooo! aroooo!

Posted by: jasper at March 24, 2019 05:29 PM (Dh1wo)

817 When you've lost Fusion Ken.


https://tinyurl.com/y6mapf5u

Posted by: Ha at March 24, 2019 05:30 PM (MAstk)

818 So exactly how batshit insane are the Democrats going to go now?

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 24, 2019 05:30 PM (T09ml)

819 810: Huber was effectively prevented from pursuing the FISA investigation by the continued operation of the Mueller investigation. Now that the latter has concluded, the former can proceed.

Posted by: Revenant at March 24, 2019 05:30 PM (bD2Jh)

820 Oh to be a fly in the room that Hillary is currently wrecking in a drunken rage....

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2019 05:31 PM (NFEMn)

821 ex-CIA heads don't die, they just go on random hikes and canoe trips and disappear

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 24, 2019 05:31 PM (7uiTk)

822 Burning skull and pudding

I'm impressed

Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at March 24, 2019 05:31 PM (e8kgV)

823 Levin on FOX now

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2019 05:31 PM (NFEMn)

824 We'll see.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2019 05:28 PM (/tuJf)
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We collectively owe you a bowl of clam chowder and a keg of your favorite beer.

Posted by: bluebell at March 24, 2019 05:31 PM (aXucN)

825 exactly how batshit insane are the Democrats going to go now?

----

start with "there's no evidence, but we need to look into it more to what else there is"

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 24, 2019 05:31 PM (7uiTk)

826 Schadenboner.......this thing could last for hours. It might ladtso long i need to go to emergency.

Posted by: Ton at March 24, 2019 05:32 PM (V2vwt)

827 Now, since it's been admitted by the Deep State that the whole Russian Collusion thing was preposterous ... it is appropriate to investigate, charge, find guilty and punish with extreme prejudice those who started the Russian bullshit and pushed it this far. All the way to the top of the pile of shit, Barky. Eahc and every one of those slugs.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 24, 2019 05:32 PM (YJn4J)

828 zombie at March 24, 2019 04:04 PM (5tb4C)


My dream is a guillotine on the Washington mall and tumbrils pulled by donkeys. I will play the part of Madame DeFarge.

Posted by: Grannymimi at March 24, 2019 05:32 PM (u5LFV)

829 rudy's "powerful rebuttal" about obstruction must be that when trump met with comey, he knew, like on tape, that comey was a corrupt idiotic monkey with syphillis.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 24, 2019 05:33 PM (7uiTk)

830 awesome. Mark Levin quoted me.

Mueller was a coward.
Absolutely.
Weasel.
CYA.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2019 05:33 PM (vEIlU)

831 803 I have nothing to add, but just wanted to be a part of this epic post for posterity's sake.
Posted by: bluebell at March 24, 2019 05:25 PM (aXucN)

***

I'm with you Bluebell. Just happy to be here. I will say this to all the Horde, though:

Nastrovia!

Posted by: Publius Redux at March 24, 2019 05:33 PM (6GoHQ)

832 >>We collectively owe you a bowl of clam chowder and a keg of your favorite beer.

Come back to the Pearl and I'll buy you a bowl of some fantastic chowder.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2019 05:34 PM (/tuJf)

833 > 828

I'll bring the knitting needles.

Posted by: 13times at March 24, 2019 05:35 PM (K3B2k)

834 821 ex-CIA heads don't die, they just go on random hikes and canoe trips and disappear
Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 24, 2019 05:31 PM (7uiTk)

I was unaware of this phenomena.

Posted by: girldog at March 24, 2019 05:35 PM (SJiiM)

835 Each time I read nood I get a flash of hundreds of naked morons scrolling their screens.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 24, 2019 05:35 PM (UygtZ)

836 My dream is a guillotine on the Washington mall and tumbrils pulled by donkeys. I will play the part of Madame DeFarge.
Posted by: Grannymimi at March 24, 2019 05:32 PM (u5LFV)

Do you have enough knitting to last?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2019 05:35 PM (ycWCI)

837 The left has already moved on to "SDNY is where all the real action always was!"

Posted by: steevy at March 24, 2019 05:35 PM (BXMxN)

838 Now pardon Flynn.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2019 05:36 PM (oVJmc)

839 What is with the news?

They don't report- even the so-called news shows just give their own opinions on stuff they know nothing about. Even when they have guests, there is always one who knows nothing.

An hour ago, Fox had on an attorney who said he hadn't even read Barr's summary letter, but still spoke at length about "what it all means!"

Posted by: LASue at March 24, 2019 05:36 PM (XROPS)

840 mueller "there's evidence on both sides..because there's zero evidence...so hmm?"

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 24, 2019 05:36 PM (7uiTk)

841 Holy crap!! Got to set the DVR for MSNBC to drink in their tears tonight.

Posted by: pj at March 24, 2019 05:37 PM (qlTN9)

842 "Ask not for whom the tumbrel rolls,
it rolls for thee-"

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at March 24, 2019 05:37 PM (3DZIZ)

843 The left has already moved on to "SDNY is where all the real action always was!"
Posted by: steevy at March 24, 2019 05:35 PM (BXMxN)

-----------------------

The same SDNY that all report to AG Bill Barr? That one?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 24, 2019 05:38 PM (ffYR/)

844

So, I guess this means the post is sort of important, no?


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2019 05:39 PM (zBaqJ)

845 SDNY has independence, unless Barr brings them to heel. Will he? Probably not.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 24, 2019 05:39 PM (1UZdv)

846 Huber was effectively prevented from pursuing the FISA investigation by the continued operation of the Mueller investigation. Now that the latter has concluded, the former can proceed.
Posted by: Revenant at March 24, 2019 05:30 PM (bD2Jh)

Sweet.

Posted by: LASue at March 24, 2019 05:40 PM (XROPS)

847 The same SDNY that all report to AG Bill Barr? That one?

----

just fire these fuckers.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 24, 2019 05:40 PM (7uiTk)

848


As to obstruction of justice, a) the President is within is rights to fire the FBI director at any time for any reason and, b) if there was no crime to begin with there, ipso facto, could not have been any obstruction.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2019 05:40 PM (zBaqJ)

849 838 Now pardon Flynn.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2019 05:36 PM (oVJmc)

***

Flynn and his immediate family, yes. This should job number one on Monday morning ( "A good man entrapped by a dishonest investigator and a sham investigation who also had his family and his livelihood threatened for absolutely no good reason, I hereby pardon Michael Flynn, and his immediate family . . . .") Then he should hire him as a personal adviser and give him a lifetime apartment at a Trump owned building somewhere. Mar-a-Lago?

Posted by: Publius Redux at March 24, 2019 05:41 PM (6GoHQ)

850 All the issues of obstruction are in the public domain.

Like Trump's public jokes about finding Hillary's e-mails.

His intent in firing Comey.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 24, 2019 05:41 PM (1UZdv)

851 I thought the the NY AG was talking about endless investigation so that state charges could get around a presidential pardon.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2019 05:41 PM (oVJmc)

852 >>Huber was effectively prevented from pursuing the FISA investigation by the continued operation of the Mueller investigation. Now that the latter has concluded, the former can proceed.

Careful. Crazy talk like that around here will get you skinned.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2019 05:41 PM (/tuJf)

853 Unfortunately, the report then says that they did not evaluate, at all, whether he obstructed justice by firing Comey and leaves that open for the AG to decide.
***

...And then the AG decided that there was no basis for an obstruction of justice charge.

I wish they would add that important factoid to the Fox scroll...

Posted by: LASue at March 24, 2019 05:42 PM (XROPS)

854 No collusion by any US person seems to close the door on collusion by donks, and didn't some donk set up the meeting with Boris and Natasha?

Posted by: CN at March 24, 2019 05:42 PM (U7k5w)

855 Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2019 05:34 PM (/tuJf)
******
Kreplach, his twin account, CN, & a bunch of others owe you too

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 24, 2019 05:43 PM (BqBId)

856 Was there ever any doubt the witch hunt would continue no matter what Mueller what up with?They will hound Trump and his family for life but he has plenty of money and good lawyers.

Posted by: steevy at March 24, 2019 05:43 PM (BXMxN)

857 Fisa scoop coming?

Posted by: Ha at March 24, 2019 05:43 PM (MAstk)

858 So they're saying Trump tried to cover-up something that he knew didn't happen.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2019 05:43 PM (oVJmc)

859 776
Where's Kurt?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2019 05:18 PM (+y/Ru)


Curled up in a fetal ball in the basement as he embraces his Barack Obama sex doll and weeps bitter, bitter tears.

Posted by: joncelli tries Windows 10 at March 24, 2019 05:43 PM (1FhAQ)

860 oh shit...devin nunes has basically indicated phase II is starting. WE know there were dirty cops since 2015 involved in this.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 24, 2019 05:44 PM (7uiTk)

861 The dems have already backed themselves into a corner.

If they bring Barr in front of the house to testify, he will clean their clocks and (like even Cohen did) will further demonstrate the collision and obstruction claims are BS.

If they don't bring Barr to testify after Nadler has flapped his gums, they are leaving themselves open to all sorts of pouncing and seizing by the republicans.

Hahahaha.

Posted by: LASue at March 24, 2019 05:45 PM (XROPS)

862 Fisa?


https://tinyurl.com/y4cutcdd

Posted by: Ha at March 24, 2019 05:45 PM (MAstk)

863 oh shit...devin nunes has basically indicated phase II is starting. WE know there were dirty cops since 2015 involved in this.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 24, 2019 05:44 PM (7uiTk)
*******
DUN DUN DUN !!!

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 24, 2019 05:45 PM (BqBId)

864 oh shit...devin nunes has basically indicated phase II is starting. WE know there were dirty cops since 2015 involved in this.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 24, 2019 05:44 PM (7uiTk)

Big Breath.

*holding*

Posted by: golfman at March 24, 2019 05:45 PM (OE84+)

865 Firing Comey had no effect on the Russia collusion investigation whatsoever....and it turns out there was no Russian collusion whatsoever.So yeah,no obstruction there.The yahoo Fox News had on right after said Trump may have obstructed the SDNY investigation.LOL

Posted by: steevy at March 24, 2019 05:45 PM (BXMxN)

866 I read the entire Barr letter and it makes it plain- there was no obstruction, and this shitshow is now officially over.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 24, 2019 05:45 PM (5AVMW)

867 >>oh shit...devin nunes has basically indicated phase II is starting. WE know there were dirty cops since 2015 involved in this.

He also just said Horowitz' investigation continues.

But what does he know?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2019 05:45 PM (/tuJf)

868 Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2019 05:45 PM (/tuJf)
******
2 Weeks/sarcasm

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 24, 2019 05:47 PM (BqBId)

869 So they're saying Trump tried to cover-up something that he knew didn't happen.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2019 05:43 PM (oVJmc)

Just like I try to cover up that time I was actually the Queen of England.

Posted by: LASue at March 24, 2019 05:47 PM (XROPS)

870 Put on Meet the Leftist Press, they are totally banking on obstruction and any additional information that hints to charges but not followed through by Mueller and his narrow scope of investigation.

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2019 05:47 PM (BbGew)

871 I thought the the NY AG was talking about endless investigation so that state charges could get around a presidential pardon.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2019 05:41 PM (oVJmc)

--------------------------------

NY AG announced publicly that without any crimes to investigate, she was going after PDT, his family and his business looking for some. Totes not illegal or anything. 4th Amendment? Pffttt.....

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 24, 2019 05:47 PM (ffYR/)

872 HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BATTA BATTA SAH-WINNNNGGGG BATTA WHADDYA SAY 'RONS

Posted by: ghost of kari at March 24, 2019 05:47 PM (8IQhD)

873 Was there ever any doubt the witch hunt would continue no matter what Mueller what up with?They will hound Trump and his family for life but he has plenty of money and good lawyers.
Posted by: steevy at March 24, 2019 05:43 PM (BXMxN)

Yes, THIS.

Trump will be hounded by the scum legally to his last breath. Then, when he's gone, they'll go after the family.

I bet Barron spends half his life in court.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - 14,000 and counting at March 24, 2019 05:47 PM (dDsCa)

874 But what does he know?

----

I mean, we all know the basic elements.

FISA warrants. Someone handed PApapadopolopo $10K to bring into america. Uranium One. Insurance policies.

I'm sure there's a big bulletin board with red lines connecting all the dots.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 24, 2019 05:48 PM (7uiTk)

875 Bill Kristol @BillKristol
37m
A good outcome:
1. The investigation was able to proceed lawfully to its conclusion.
2. Our president did not conspire with a hostile power to win his election.
3. The evidence in the report on obstruction by the president while in office will confirm he ought not be re-elected.

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 24, 2019 05:48 PM (BqBId)

876 Come back to the Pearl and I'll buy you a bowl of some fantastic chowder.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2019 05:34 PM (/tuJf)
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Oh I'll definitely be back. I have a bunch more mansions on my ticket. Maybe in early August if we go up as usual.

Posted by: bluebell at March 24, 2019 05:48 PM (aXucN)

877 Holy Crap they are trying to make the case for obstruction of justice by comparing WaterGate.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 24, 2019 05:49 PM (dKiJG)

878
The yahoo Fox News had on right after said Trump may have obstructed the SDNY investigation.LOL

Posted by: steevy at March 24, 2019 05:45 PM (BXMxN)



With his telepathic powers?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2019 05:49 PM (dFmBz)

879 855: There have been no prosecutions of the FBI/DOJ crowd, so I owe nothing. As for the conclusions of the report, I withhold any change of opinion about Rosenstein until it becomes clear how a new AG affected this abrupt finale. I do not believe that the Rosenstein- Mueller witch hunt was any less of a witch hunt than the President reported on multiple occasions. And I remain unconvinced that Sessions was less than inept.

Posted by: CN at March 24, 2019 05:49 PM (U7k5w)

880 866 I read the entire Barr letter and it makes it plain- there was no obstruction, and this shitshow is now officially over.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 24, 2019 05:45 PM (5AVMW)

This shitshow will NEVER be over. Now the scum move on to Round 2.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - 14,500 and counting at March 24, 2019 05:49 PM (dDsCa)

881 oh shit...devin nunes has basically indicated phase II is starting. WE know there were dirty cops since 2015 involved in this.

He also just said Horowitz' investigation continues.

But what does he know?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2019 05:45 PM (/tuJf)

Can I call you Devin?

Posted by: LASue at March 24, 2019 05:49 PM (XROPS)

882 To be fair, I don't think anyone who watched Huber last time got the impression he was doing a good job, for the same reason anyone who listened to Sessions thought he was doing a good job. Neither come across as rock-ribbed lawmen

Posted by: artemis at March 24, 2019 05:50 PM (AwPyG)

883 zzzzz sssnnnn zzz

Posted by: jeff sessions at March 24, 2019 05:50 PM (Dh1wo)

884 The Russians got to Mueller.

Posted by: Rusty shacklefjord at March 24, 2019 05:50 PM (jnDxg)

885 @paulsperry_ 2 minutes ago

BREAKING:Rep. Devin Nunes says House Intel has evidence Clinton operatives & hi-level FBI & DOJ officials started Trump-Russia investigation in "late 2015/early 2016" &that House GOP will be making criminal referrals to AG Barr for officials who "perpetuated this hoax" for 3+ yrs

Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2019 05:54 PM (cF8AT)

886 BREAKING:Rep. Devin Nunes says House Intel has evidence Clinton operatives & hi-level FBI & DOJ officials started Trump-Russia investigation in "late 2015/early 2016" &that House GOP will be making criminal referrals to AG Barr for officials who "perpetuated this hoax" for 3+ yrs
Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2019 05:54 PM (cF8AT)
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Good good good good good. Go get 'em, Devin.

Posted by: bluebell at March 24, 2019 05:55 PM (aXucN)

887 @paulsperry_ 2 minutes ago

BREAKING:Rep. Devin Nunes says House Intel has evidence Clinton operatives & hi-level FBI & DOJ officials started Trump-Russia investigation in "late 2015/early 2016" &that House GOP will be making criminal referrals to AG Barr for officials who "perpetuated this hoax" for 3+ yrs

Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2019 05:54 PM (cF8AT)


Barky in Chains.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 24, 2019 05:56 PM (wgHIA)

888 BREAKING:Rep. Devin Nunes says House Intel has evidence Clinton operatives & hi-level FBI & DOJ officials started Trump-Russia investigation in "late 2015/early 2016" &that House GOP will be making criminal referrals to AG Barr for officials who "perpetuated this hoax" for 3+ yrs

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I guess drawnstrike was right.

This was a game of chicken. That's why mueller waited so long with ZERO evidence.

The moment mueller was done, phase II starts.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 24, 2019 05:56 PM (7uiTk)

889 My dream is for the Flynn Frame to be exposed. It involves FISA warrants but is broader and damning.

Implicates Rice (Jarrett/Obama), Comey, Strzok/Page, Lynch, an acting AG (Yates) and a sitting federal court judge. Dirty cops all. Something the public can wrap its head around.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 24, 2019 05:56 PM (1UZdv)

890 BREAKING:Rep. Devin Nunes says House Intel has evidence Clinton operatives & hi-level FBI & DOJ officials started Trump-Russia investigation in "late 2015/early 2016" &that House GOP will be making criminal referrals to AG Barr for officials who "perpetuated this hoax" for 3+ yrs
Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2019 05:54 PM (cF8AT)

ok that finishes the happy!

Posted by: willow at March 24, 2019 05:56 PM (r/xAU)

891 ignoramous, He needs to be able to retain his previous life.

Posted by: willow at March 24, 2019 05:57 PM (r/xAU)

892 as for obstruction, that's like saying when a city fires a corrupt cop, they're obstructing his investigations or something. oh right, except comey wasn't even directly involved in a case.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 24, 2019 05:57 PM (7uiTk)

893 766 They only have one play. They got Nixon, tried really hard to get Reagan, with Iran Contra, now they tried to get Trump. Not to mention Cheney, with the Plame affair. It's getting tediously predictable by now.
...

Posted by: PG at March 24, 2019 05:16 PM (iqCkn)


There's a commonality here: Ron Reagan, Ollie North, Dick Cheney, Donald Trump -
All Balls.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2019 05:59 PM (ePWRo)

894 >>Oh I'll definitely be back. I have a bunch more mansions on my ticket. Maybe in early August if we go up as usual.

Deal.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2019 05:59 PM (/tuJf)

895 On Flynn Frame. It's usually hard to make a case against civil officials for deprivation of rights under color of law, but the elements are all here. Easier to prove if you can get one or two of the conspirators to sing (I'm looking at you Page).

Serious jail time exposure. Civil liability to Flynn too. Maybe he can buy back his house.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 24, 2019 06:02 PM (1UZdv)

896 I love that Trump is NOT bending over backwards to be "gracious" in victory- he's calling it what it was, an attempted coup.

Ding Dong, the witch hunt is dead.

Posted by: LASue at March 24, 2019 06:03 PM (XROPS)

897

If you're gonna shoot the king, best not miss.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at March 24, 2019 06:03 PM (UFLLM)

898 Gronk retiring.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 24, 2019 06:04 PM (P1AAi)

899 Gronk retiring.

---

now THAT is breaking news.

boo

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 24, 2019 06:05 PM (7uiTk)

900 BREAKING:Rep. Devin Nunes says House Intel has evidence Clinton operatives & hi-level FBI & DOJ officials started Trump-Russia investigation in "late 2015/early 2016" &that House GOP will be making criminal referrals to AG Barr for officials who "perpetuated this hoax" for 3+ yrs
Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2019 05:54 PM (cF8AT)

---------------------------

This day just keeps getting better and better.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 24, 2019 06:05 PM (ffYR/)

901 I hope the dems in the house spend the next two years beating this dead horse.

win win.


Posted by: LASue at March 24, 2019 06:07 PM (XROPS)

902 I love that Trump is NOT bending over backwards to be "gracious" in victory- he's calling it what it was, an attempted coup.

Posted by: LASue at March 24, 2019 06:03 PM (XROPS)


Fuckin' A! And it should be treated as such. Each and every person involved needs to be punished to the fullest extent of the law ... which is pretty much all the way in this case.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 24, 2019 06:08 PM (wgHIA)

903 NEW YORK TIMES HEAD LINES TOMORROW:


SPECIAL COUNSEL REPORT INDICATES NO EVIDENCE OF RUSSIAN COLLUSION OR OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE

Women, Children and Minorities Hardest Hit

Posted by: Don_in_Central Jersey at March 24, 2019 06:09 PM (UPDS7)

904 For some background on the Steele Dossier, please see this AMAZING dissection from just-over a year ago:
https://apelbaum.wordpress.com/2018/03/17/the-mechanics-of-deception/

My takeaways:
1) Good Lord, look what it's possible to search for --and FIND-- online if you have the tools!
2) Look how WIDESPREAD the *actual* collusion was. Many-dozens of people from all around the world.
3) The author indicates it would have taken $5million to $10millioncto finance this effort to "dethrone the king" (not literally, but you know what I mean). WHO put up the money?
4) If all these perception-bending, influence-peddling, media-seeding companies out there have been this successful in persuading Joe and
Jane Average that "Trump is corrupt" etc, etc --- what ELSE have they been able to persuade us is "true by common knowledge"??

Posted by: Doo-dah, Doo-dah at March 24, 2019 06:11 PM (G8fGA)

905 Crazy, know nothing White House reporters.


@kevincorke
Follow Follow @kevincorke
More
So about that upcoming IG report on #FISA ... in 3, 2, 1... #blockbuster

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2019 06:11 PM (/tuJf)

906 About time this thread tops 1k.

Posted by: 13times at March 24, 2019 06:11 PM (K3B2k)

907 *sigh*

Posted by: peeing Russian hookers at March 24, 2019 06:13 PM (LL1Be)

908 > 904

Steele getting flayed is gravy on the biscuits.

/squeallll!

Posted by: 13times at March 24, 2019 06:14 PM (K3B2k)

909 13times

I'll help here. Maybe the U S of A got a break.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2019 06:15 PM (u82oZ)

910 FIVE BURNING SKULLZ AND THREE BURNING SKULL PUDDING CUPS worthy!

Finally!

Wonder what The Hag is doing now with Huma?

Is Comey in a cornfield?

Is Bill Kristol typing furious shrieking with bile in his mouth?

Hallelujah! WOOT!

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is a supermodel grandmother at March 24, 2019 06:15 PM (6jpRo)

911 For laughs put on CNN, they are also hanging hopes on further investigation

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2019 06:16 PM (BbGew)

912 ChristyBlinky! Good to see you and congrats on the grandbaby!

Posted by: bluebell at March 24, 2019 06:16 PM (aXucN)

913 Has Hitler heard about this yet?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2019 06:17 PM (oVJmc)

914 Just curious what the legal standard is to renew a FISA warrant. I imagine you'd have to show some kind of "evidence" from the first one, or some additional corroboration of the first application to get a second.

Did they just make sh*t up there too? Or did some hack Judge just give a trained monkey his signature stamp?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 24, 2019 06:17 PM (jlX7q)

915 37 There will be THREE scoops tonight.
Posted by: JackStraw



2 dropped already. ?

Posted by: Ha at March 24, 2019 06:18 PM (MAstk)

916 One more comment...No One but President Trump could have won in 2016 under the crap created and repeated over and over again to have dumb people believe the propaganda.

Anyone else would have said, fek it and folded.

He is working for free, he and family taking abuse daily for the USA. We are blessed. xoxo

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is a supermodel grandmother at March 24, 2019 06:19 PM (6jpRo)

917 Does this mean they didn't find anything?

Posted by: Guy without a clue at March 24, 2019 06:19 PM (UdKB7)

918 Comey is such a tool....

http://tinyurl.com/y5ahxbx6

Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2019 06:19 PM (cF8AT)

919 The law of perversity. The democrats just lost the election a second time. By not accepting defeat in 2016, by pushing this sick conspiracy, they not only prolonged but sharpened the agony. Well deserved. Will they try for a third time?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 24, 2019 06:20 PM (H8QX8)

920 xoxo bluebell. He is adorable. I am a lucky old Nana. Thank you! Hope you are doing well!

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is a supermodel grandmother at March 24, 2019 06:20 PM (6jpRo)

921 Time to burn this fucker down, Piglet.

Posted by: winnie the trump at March 24, 2019 06:21 PM (Dh1wo)

922 Comey is such a tool....

http://tinyurl.com/y5ahxbx6
Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2019 06:19 PM (cF8AT)
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He can't see the forest for the trees.

Posted by: bluebell at March 24, 2019 06:21 PM (aXucN)

923 Republican Mueller Says No "Prosecutable" Crime.
Congress Vows Fuller Investigation

Posted by: La New York Times (Fut. ed.) at March 24, 2019 06:22 PM (jlX7q)

924 The law of perversity. The democrats just lost the election a second time. By not accepting defeat in 2016, by pushing this sick conspiracy, they not only prolonged but sharpened the agony. Well deserved. Will they try for a third time?
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 24, 2019 06:20 PM (H8QX

They won't give up until they're dead. The sooner Decent People understand that, the better.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - 14,500 and counting at March 24, 2019 06:23 PM (dDsCa)

925


He can't see the forest for the trees.


There's a lot of nuts in those trees, Jim.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2019 06:23 PM (oVJmc)

926 Now maybe we can get back to more important things like who is gonna win Game of Thrones.

Posted by: Czech Chick at March 24, 2019 06:23 PM (haWye)

927 He can't see the forest for the trees.

There's a lot of nuts in those trees, Jim.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2019 06:23 PM (oVJmc)

And a big one on the ground.

Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2019 06:24 PM (cF8AT)

928 926 Now maybe we can get back to more important things like who is gonna win Game of Thrones.

Posted by: Czech Chick at March 24, 2019 06:23 PM (haWye)

Tyrion

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 24, 2019 06:25 PM (jp0Bv)

929 xoxo bluebell. He is adorable. I am a lucky old Nana. Thank you! Hope you are doing well!
Posted by: ChristyBlinky is a supermodel grandmother at March 24, 2019 06:20 PM (6jpRo)
-----------

Doing great. Give that sweet baby a kiss for me. Lucky you!

Posted by: bluebell at March 24, 2019 06:25 PM (aXucN)

930 Shouldn't the DoJ be looking into whether Lynch obstructed justice by telling Comey that Hillary wouldn't be prosecuted no matter what?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2019 06:27 PM (oVJmc)

931 If onlie Muellers report contained videos off Presdetnet Trump peeing with Russians while shoting smoking guns at peepil of coller in the midle of Fifth Avenue, then we'd finalyy be rid Trump and be able to haev Oboma back.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at March 24, 2019 06:29 PM (tVQUs)

932 Mr. Peebles

We need a prayer to the Cosmic Judge that justice be done.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2019 06:30 PM (u82oZ)

933 930 or obstruction with a Lynch / Bill Clinton meeting on a airport tarmac?

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2019 06:30 PM (BbGew)

934 Mr. Peebles

We need a prayer to the Cosmic Judge that justice be done.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2019 06:30 PM (u82oZ)

You don't think He's heard enough of those already?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - 14,500 and counting at March 24, 2019 06:31 PM (dDsCa)

935 Emperor Country Boy - 14,500 and counting

Keep praying. It's a long way to heaven.

And because the Left prays to Satan. The last few years have convinced me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2019 06:33 PM (u82oZ)

936 LOL This is great! (For background, see Tami's link at #91

@j___eraghty
So everyone who tries to beat Trump and falls short gets over it by walking in the woods, huh?

Posted by: IrishEi at March 24, 2019 06:34 PM (NtglE)

937 The tweet I quoted at #936 was from Jim Geraghty. (Curse of i--m--g)

Posted by: IrishEi at March 24, 2019 06:35 PM (NtglE)

938 Got to change from CNN its
Obstruction ....
Obstruction ....
Obstruction ....
Obstruction ....

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2019 06:35 PM (BbGew)

939 18 U.S. Code 2384 Sedition

Become familiar with it Dems.

Posted by: An Observation at March 24, 2019 06:39 PM (ihodr)

940 Hillary gets investigated next I suppose.

Posted by: Guy without a clue at March 24, 2019 06:39 PM (UdKB7)

941 Emperor Country Boy - 14,500 and counting

Keep praying. It's a long way to heaven.

And because the Left prays to Satan. The last few years have convinced me.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2019 06:33 PM (u82oZ)

No doubt in my mind either that they do.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - 14,500 and counting at March 24, 2019 06:40 PM (dDsCa)

942
Interestingly, I see PETA just bought a large position in Levi Strauss. I no longer buy Levis since they went SJW ProgTard, this validates this position in my mind.

Lest we forget:

PETAs worst P.R. campaigns:

PETA campaigns to rename fish sea kittens.
PETA petitions Ben Jerry to switch from dairy to breast milk.
PETA compares meat eaters to serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer.
PETA compares the American Kennel Club to the KKK.
PETA compares battery farming to the Holocaust.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at March 24, 2019 06:41 PM (UFLLM)

943 Hillary prosecuted? My biggest dream, will never happen.

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2019 06:41 PM (BbGew)

944 This Bill Barr AG guy seems to not suck. Progress.

Posted by: Voter theater. at March 24, 2019 06:45 PM (GsU6a)

945 Nadler holding a news conference in NYC.

*Mute button engaged*

Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2019 06:45 PM (cF8AT)

946 Fat Jerry is doubling down


Yum yum yum.

Posted by: LASue at March 24, 2019 06:46 PM (XROPS)

947 Why is Nadler standing on a random street corner with people milling around him? What a clown show.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2019 06:47 PM (/tuJf)

948 Why is Nadler standing on a random street corner with people milling around him? What a clown show.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2019 06:47 PM (/tuJf)


As predicted, Nadler declares Congress must pick up the investigation from here.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 24, 2019 06:48 PM (1g7ch)

949 There was a cute little Asian kid standing behind him. Now there's some weird woman.

Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2019 06:48 PM (cF8AT)

950 Fat Jerry doesnt know the law.

Someone just yelled at him that hes leading a bunch of losers!!

Hahahaha!!!

Posted by: LASue at March 24, 2019 06:49 PM (XROPS)

951 Barr by law cannot release the entire report, Nadler knows that.

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2019 06:49 PM (BbGew)

952 nadless should be prosecuted for pedophelia. you know it's out there. not one democrat could survive the witch hunt rump endured.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 24, 2019 06:50 PM (KP5rU)

953 >>As predicted, Nadler declares Congress must pick up the investigation from here.

Given that they've been saying that since election day I can't say I'm terribly surprised.

I expect they will be about as successful as Republicans were when Holder and Lynch were the AG.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2019 06:50 PM (/tuJf)

954 A pile of flaming skulls stacked like a pyramid. Heh.

Posted by: literally serious at March 24, 2019 06:50 PM (IR2bT)

955 Nadler looks like a vampire bat

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2019 06:50 PM (BbGew)

956 Beto O'Rourke campaigns in Charleston, SC: "You have a president who, in my opinion, beyond a shadow of a doubt, sought to, however ham-handedly, collude with the Russian government or foreign power to undermine and influence our elections."

Well done, Robert....

Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2019 06:51 PM (cF8AT)

957 Now the Dems and NeverTrumpers will pivot to making white nationalism illegal, i.e. white people forming interest groups and associations or anything having to do with being white.

Posted by: literally serious at March 24, 2019 06:52 PM (IR2bT)

958 956; who ever is doing beto's dirty work for him is a few days behind the curve. that guy is a turd with giant teeth.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 24, 2019 06:53 PM (KP5rU)

959 Nadler knows the law. He doesn't care.

2016: Democrat sore losers over an election they thought they had in the bag and thought they were entitled to and deserved to win.

2019: Democrat sore losers over the AG summary of the Mueller Report, which hurts the true Democrat aim, to Get Trump, because they remain sore losers based on the result of the 2016 election.

Posted by: mercenary13 at March 24, 2019 06:55 PM (Y83n4)

960 The dems will be drowning in their own bile while we eat pudding.

Posted by: An Observation at March 24, 2019 06:55 PM (ihodr)

961 THe heckling of Nadler at the press conference was awesome and got under his skin.

"You're an idiot Nadler"
"It' over Nadler"

He had to stop a few times and wa irritated.

Posted by: Mr. dagny at March 24, 2019 06:57 PM (nRWPy)

962 Nadless.
Nice.

Posted by: LASue at March 24, 2019 06:57 PM (XROPS)

963 @ 960 you're going to EAT the pudding?!? Do you know what the morons here use it for??

Posted by: keena at March 24, 2019 06:58 PM (2/n7R)

964 Posted by: Mr. dagny at March 24, 2019 06:57 PM (nRWPy)
--------

Mr. dagny! Hello! Nice to see you here.

Posted by: bluebell at March 24, 2019 06:59 PM (aXucN)

965 Nadless.
Nice.
Posted by: LASue at March 24, 2019 06:57 PM (XROPS)
-----------

Nobody turns a phrase like chavez the hugo.

Posted by: bluebell at March 24, 2019 06:59 PM (aXucN)

966 Bill Kristol just can't stop molesting that domestic fowl.

Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at March 24, 2019 07:01 PM (1FhAQ)

967 Jerry the Hutt.

Posted by: Robert Mueller at March 24, 2019 07:02 PM (oVJmc)

968 They could kiss the House goodbye.

Posted by: HA at March 24, 2019 07:03 PM (MAstk)

969 I have been spending an inordinate amount of time in the bathroom pissing from all the liberal tears I have drunk in the past two hours.

Posted by: warren walters at March 24, 2019 07:04 PM (BsCoj)

970 I like how Trump teases that someone is going to be looking at the other side.

Heh.

Posted by: LASue at March 24, 2019 07:05 PM (XROPS)

971 961 THe heckling of Nadler at the press conference was awesome and got under his skin.

"You're an idiot Nadler"
"It' over Nadler"

He had to stop a few times and wa irritated.

-----------------

wait, did that happen? fer realz? Too funny, I ff'd through the goddamned troll's speech

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 24, 2019 07:05 PM (7uiTk)

972
They could kiss the House goodbye.

Posted by: HA at March 24, 2019 07:03 PM (MAstk)


This is the time to upend their criminal enterprise-- all the vote stealing, the election funding violations, and etc. Start torpedoing their crooked strategies now and keep them off balance enough that they can't recover for 2020.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2019 07:06 PM (oVJmc)

973 Heading to 1000?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 24, 2019 07:06 PM (uDcBt)

974 969 I have been spending an inordinate amount of time in the bathroom pissing from all the liberal tears I have drunk in the past two hours.
Posted by: warren walters at March 24, 2019 07:04 PM (BsCoj)

It's good to stay hydrated. Just ask ace.

Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at March 24, 2019 07:08 PM (1FhAQ)

975 882: Exactly. I took Trump at face value when he said he did not have an AG. There was no "stealth Jeff". Luckily Barr finally wound this down and told Mueller to pack it up. I agree with CTH that Mueller was assisting in the impeachment agenda.

Posted by: CN at March 24, 2019 07:08 PM (U7k5w)

976 Hi bluebell!! Great day to be an AMerican! But I need to see a doctor -- I am suffering form all this winning

Posted by: Mr. dagny at March 24, 2019 07:09 PM (nRWPy)

977 Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas

Since comment 906 from 13times.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2019 07:09 PM (u82oZ)

978 Status of walls:

[ ] Closing in
[X ] NOT closing in

Posted by: Hands at March 24, 2019 07:10 PM (786Ro)

979 976: I'm glad the Mueller shit is over, but they did two years worth of damage.

Posted by: CN at March 24, 2019 07:12 PM (U7k5w)

980 Wheels
[x] on.
[ ] coming off.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2019 07:12 PM (oVJmc)

981 Hey Jerry, is it pronounced "Gee-no, or Jy-no?"

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 24, 2019 07:12 PM (sy5kK)

982 Mollie will be on FNC at 8 PM Eastern to discuss flaming skull pudding cup-worthy news.

Posted by: Hands at March 24, 2019 07:15 PM (786Ro)

983 Dear G*d,

Wedont want much--may be the Powerball winning ticket for the current 750 million dollar jackpot and.....please, please G*d put Jerry Nadless on EVERY possible TV and radio broadcast. How about Nadless on a 60 Mintues ' Star-Making' interview?

G*d gave Trump the bestest enemies.

Posted by: Voter theater. at March 24, 2019 07:15 PM (/4mJp)

984 981 "Guy-nuh"

Posted by: CN at March 24, 2019 07:16 PM (U7k5w)

985 So, been away since the start, nothing really new all day, right? Nadler crap, whatever. Nothing of import.


Almost ready to predict they'll let this dissolve slowly into the background now. Maybe some particularly idiotic stuff for the nuts and true believers, but the MSM will want to fade it.


Not important either way, most likely. Dems' electoral fates seem almost completely independent of reality or conditions in the country, just as most GOP electoral success has no connection to any of their constituents' agenda being seriously addressed.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2019 07:17 PM (QDnY+)

986 Heckler at 4:30 LOL calling Nadler a loser
https://tinyurl.com/y22fobp2

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 24, 2019 07:17 PM (dKiJG)

987 Padding the post, boss.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2019 07:18 PM (pUDQf)

988 PS. It's a good thing that Democrats will foam at the mouth for another year over this. The more cray cray they spray, the more we win.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2019 07:19 PM (pUDQf)

989

sub-lulz:

Looks like gillibrand picked the wrong day to "formally" announce her candidacy!

Nobody gave a shit when she announced in January. Nobody gave a shit when re-announced last week.

Nobody gives a shit today, either, for it is St Donald's Day.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 24, 2019 07:19 PM (HjTzR)

990 296 ( Food thread)How long before a few of the 12 angry dem prosecutors from mueller start leaking neg shit?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2019 07:08 PM

Want a bet tomorrow?

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2019 07:20 PM (BbGew)

991 No collusion trump found innocent of treason. Hellory found guilty of blowing the election on her own. (with jill steins help) I got banned from blog for arizona, jackpine radicals and democraticunderground for say from the start I could fined no collusion. Madcows ratings monday will be thru the roof watching her try and bulldyke this!

Posted by: raimondo at March 24, 2019 07:20 PM (NQzZL)

992 Gilibrand is running for suburban school board.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 24, 2019 07:22 PM (1UZdv)

993 Jim Acosta tweet:

45 minutes ago
Trump adviser: Expect Trump and his team to "slam and shame the media" in the coming days after Mueller report. "This is like Geraldo Rivera and Al Capone's vault all over again," the adviser said.



As it is spoken, so let it be done.
EABOD Jim.

Posted by: Hands at March 24, 2019 07:22 PM (786Ro)

994 Has it stopped raining flaming skulls yet? I took a nap and woke up covered in what I think is pudding.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2019 07:22 PM (xSo9G)

995 What flavor of flaming skull pudding was it?

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2019 07:24 PM (BbGew)

996 Any responsible prosecutor would have indicted Trump.

Posted by: Comey at March 24, 2019 07:24 PM (xSo9G)

997 Lmao.
Matt taibii scolds his colleagues
https://taibbi.substack.com/p/russiagate-is-wmd-times-a-million

Posted by: Rusty shacklefjord at March 24, 2019 07:25 PM (jnDxg)

998 Comey couldn't find one for Hildabeast

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2019 07:26 PM (BbGew)

999 1000.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2019 07:26 PM (u82oZ)

1000 Now it's my turn . . . .

Posted by: President Donald Trump at March 24, 2019 07:26 PM (QMwOT)

1001 Missed it by this ] [ much.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2019 07:26 PM (u82oZ)

1002 What flavor of flaming skull pudding was it?
Posted by: Skip
------------

Washed it off. Not taking chances. See, I had this dream that all of the Obama DoJ were standing on the gallows, and the trap door dropped. That's when I woke up.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2019 07:26 PM (xSo9G)

1003 1000!

Posted by: President Donald Trump at March 24, 2019 07:26 PM (QMwOT)

1004 Come on, we cannot let this thread fall short of 1000!

Posted by: Motivational Commentator at March 24, 2019 07:27 PM (4A5fG)

1005 Good work Donald, our work is done here

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2019 07:27 PM (BbGew)

1006 Yay!

Posted by: Motivational Commentator Who is Late to the Show at March 24, 2019 07:27 PM (4A5fG)

1007
What flavor of flaming skull pudding was it?
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Bofa.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2019 07:27 PM (Dh1wo)

1008 714 Republicans are now saying that Democrats "should apologize to President Trump."
Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2019 05:05 PM (NFEMn)

They should wait for the second cut.

Posted by: Fox 2! at March 24, 2019 07:28 PM (MwFQu)

1009 Never trumper republicans are finished!

Posted by: raimondo at March 24, 2019 07:31 PM (NQzZL)

1010 What flavor of flaming skull pudding was it?
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Covfefe

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2019 07:33 PM (CDGwz)

1011 There are a bunch of people who should apologize to PDT and everyone who voted for him.w

Posted by: freaked at March 24, 2019 07:33 PM (UdKB7)

1012 Guns thread is up.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 24, 2019 07:33 PM (ffYR/)

1013 @997 That Taibbi piece is gold

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 24, 2019 07:34 PM (1UZdv)

1014 Guns thread is up.
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Traitors are hanged not shot. Just thought I'd point that out.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2019 07:34 PM (Dh1wo)

1015
ATTACK!

You have a phone, a pen and balls.

ATTACK!

Thank you,

ATTACK!
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at March 24, 2019 05:13 PM (UFLLM)

Audace! Audace! Toujours, l'audace!

Posted by: Georgie Patton at March 24, 2019 07:37 PM (MwFQu)

1016 Democrats are a shit stain on our Republic.

That is all.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2019 07:42 PM (pUDQf)

1017 the hopeful scenario ... Mueller was protecting Hilda and the rest, holding the sword of Damocles over Trump (and maybe others). Barr perhaps put an end to that ... so now other prosecutions may proceed. (proceed on the more public side, assuming there was some work already ongoing).


Hannity has been promising it is coming, for sure this time. So have others ... really needs to happen.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 24, 2019 07:42 PM (Cus5s)

1018 134
I forget, since we are above the equator, when these coup participants
are hung for treason will they spin clockwise or counterclockwise?

Posted by: Bookie who needs to know at March 24, 2019 04:02 PM (fiwrA)

Just flush your toilet and watch which way the turd spins.Works every time!

Posted by: Birkenstock_Cowboy at March 24, 2019 07:50 PM (rwn0G)

1019 George Conway hardest hit. He'll be sleeping on the coach into the second Pence administration.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 24, 2019 07:51 PM (1UZdv)

1020 George Conway hardest hit.
=======

Speakin' of which....

This guy is a huge POS! I can't believe he's still doing this crap.


George Conway @gtconway3d

You misspelled "While this report does not conclude that the President committed a crime, it also does not exonerate him." Pls fix. Thx.


Sarah Sanders

The Special Counsel did not find any collusion and did not find any obstruction. AG Barr and DAG Rosenstein further determined there was no obstruction. The findings of the Department of Justice are a total and complete exoneration of the President of the United States.

Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2019 07:57 PM (cF8AT)

1021 1000th!

or within collusion range.

Posted by: DaveA at March 24, 2019 08:00 PM (FhXTo)

1022 Kellyanne Conway's grandfather was Jimmy "The Brute" DiNatale, an associate of the Philadelphia crime family (at least according to New Jersey Organized Crime Commission). George needs to learn never to go against the family. Ever.

Posted by: Mr. dagny at March 24, 2019 08:02 PM (nRWPy)

1023 1000th!

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 24, 2019 08:02 PM (7uiTk)

1024 Democrats are filth. Even now they're claiming they need to "protect democracy" by continuing to look into this. THERE ARE NO FUCKING WORDS TO DESCRIBE SUCH GALL! I am angry beyond anything I've ever felt before.


Anyone who still wants to pursue this and calls himself a Democrat is an un-American POS and needs to be thrown out of the country.

Posted by: LGoPs at March 24, 2019 08:05 PM (ijjC+)

1025 Hard to be "all-in" to pudding this evening. Will purchase an ample amount and post an un-weiner'd cropped lake of warm Unison JOY!

Posted by: MoJoTee at March 24, 2019 08:08 PM (2yhkc)

1026 "No American persons"? You Mean Carter Page is not a RUSSIAN Super-Spy after all? Clearly there's been a mistake here. The FISA Court was told FOUR times that he was THE Russkie Menace to America.

Must be a typo.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 24, 2019 08:11 PM (Ndje9)

1027 Checked out Trumps tweet: "No Collusion, No Obstruction, Complete and Total EXONERATION. KEEP AMERICA GREAT!"

First 5 tweets are from some dick cheese named Ryan Hill. What is up with that?

Posted by: dIb at March 24, 2019 08:16 PM (VJOLZ)

1028 Sure. Come down with the flu. Feel like shit.

Miss the most massive Flaming Skull Thread ever.

No real point in preceding rant. Just wanted to post something.

Posted by: tbodie hates autocucumber at March 24, 2019 08:24 PM (V+bdf)

1029 1026 "No American persons"? You Mean Carter Page is not a RUSSIAN Super-Spy after all? Clearly there's been a mistake here. The FISA Court was told FOUR times that he was THE Russkie Menace to America.

Must be a typo.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 24, 2019 08:11 PM (Ndje9)

I'm more concerned that this leaves out "American persons" in the IC and DNC, gives them some undeserved cover.

Posted by: CN at March 24, 2019 08:41 PM (U7k5w)

1030 37 " There will be THREE scoops tonight ! "

Yup. Three scoops of SCHADENBONER !!!

Posted by: JDubb at March 24, 2019 08:45 PM (waM0p)

1031 Media personalities start resigning in disgrace when?

Editors and board members of Media companies start resigning in disgrace, when?

Former FBI, DOJ and Obama officials start getting the Paul Manafort/Roger Stone treatment; Arrests and prosecution, when?

Fusion GPS, Christopher Steele, Clinton cronies, Clinton law firms, prosecuted and jailed when?

Posted by: RichardWindsor at March 24, 2019 08:49 PM (db5dt)

1032 My dick is hard from this that Bill Kristol's wife called and wanted to know if I would fill in for the pool boy tonight

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at March 24, 2019 08:52 PM (qlY6f)

1033 1005 Good work Donald, our work is done here
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No! Work just getting started. Massive personnel cuts at FBI and DOJ, when?

Massive reforms and overall of DOJ, FBI and FISA process, when?

Reopening by new Special Counsel of Hillary Clinton investigation AND separate investigation into the FBI/DOJ investigation, when?

Posted by: RichardWindsor at March 24, 2019 08:52 PM (db5dt)

1034 A pyramid of skulls! Now that's the spirit!

Posted by: Mutnodjmet at March 24, 2019 09:09 PM (sPJyv)

1035 Any word from Clapper or Brennan?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2019 09:25 PM (o1fzk)

1036 https://goo.gl/yXmBPk
******
Lindsey Graham spitting fire at Comey

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 24, 2019 09:29 PM (BqBId)

1037 I'm not near a TV. Is FOX planning special editions of Sean and Tucker's shows tonight? Or is it just the regular Sunday Night lineup?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2019 09:31 PM (o1fzk)

1038 The FOX panel right now is great.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 24, 2019 09:31 PM (1UZdv)

1039 There either will be a reckoning for this appalling fraud or the nation will dissolve. The smart money is with the latter but hope springs eternal.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 24, 2019 09:36 PM (4hiYK)

1040 I never comment on here, but I read this page. Every day. Or at least every couple days. I couldn't hold back. Not today.
We have a unique opportunity - if we let this get pushed to the side, then the libs that pushed, and hoped for this will persevere with the next loony pile of crap and the public's mind will be wiped.
This is a catastrophic liberal failure and we must rub this in their faces, from now until forever. Every single day. All day. Every minute. Every hour. They have to pay for this. And the price should be everything.

Posted by: Cat Daddy at March 24, 2019 11:39 PM (YOpHT)

1041 Love y'all, but I am not reading all 1000 of your comments tonight. Tomorrow, maybe.

What I will say is daaaaaaaamn, a pyramid of skulls AND 3 chocolate pudding-cup skulls? Someone check the archives, is this a record?

Next on the agenda-- WTF do we do about the fact that we even have a government where this kind of bull-crap can be carried out for 2 years? Hope Trump is on track to punch back twice as hard.

Exit thought-- Trump has got to be the cleanest casino manager and hotelier in history if a literal no-holds-barred federal investigation into everyone he has ever worked with and everything that he has ever done turns up some process crimes that wouldn't have existed without the investigation and may or may not have been made up to boot, and paying off some bimbos not to ruin his public image. I'm even a little impressed.

Posted by: FlamethrowerInTheDark at March 25, 2019 01:15 AM (zlzYb)

1042 766 Soon we'll find out about the corrupt deals Obama made, too. How much did he receive as a kickback, for certain foreign policy decisions?

Posted by: PG at March 24, 2019 05:16 PM (iqCkn)

Will we?

Posted by: m at March 25, 2019 02:59 AM (R3cOb)

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