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The Dud Bombshell, Continued

I've added a bunch in the sidebar.

Here's some spin:

Old Spin: Mueller's going to prove Trump is guilty of colluding with a hostile foreign power

New Spin: the real story here is that Mueller performed creditably


Old Spin: The president is a traitor. We know this. We don't need to wait for evidence.

New Spin: Now that it's proven the president is not a traitor, don't YOU all owe apologies to Robert Mueller for smearing his name?


Old Spin: Trump and Jared and Don Jr. and a host of other conspirators colluded with Russia

New Spin: the lack of any new indictments, or any indictments mentioning conspiracy with Russia, probably just means that Trump isn't being indicted because he's a sitting president. I guess he conspired with Russia completely alone! "We'll see" what evidence our conspiracy theory may uncover in the future.

Flounder adds:

Some old spin/new spin I heard round about Feb., when they started downplaying this:

Old Spin: Muh Russia!


New Spin: Nah brah. I never really thought there was any Russian collusion.

YUP! That was a really egregious gear-grinding reversal. I forgot about that flip-flop. They have so many.

Flashback: Do you remember how often the walls were closing in on Trump or all the times the wheels were coming off?

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:34 PM




Comments

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1 The jig is up.

Posted by: Emmie at March 22, 2019 06:34 PM (4HMW8)

2 The news is out.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 22, 2019 06:35 PM (UOVq+)

3 *waits*

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 22, 2019 06:35 PM (UOVq+)

4 *high-fives Pug*

Posted by: Emmie at March 22, 2019 06:35 PM (4HMW8)

5 The d*** is flaccid.

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2019 06:35 PM (T6t7i)

6 New Spin: the real story here is that Mueller performed creditably


Should we give him a participation trophy? I think we should.

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2019 06:36 PM (T6t7i)

7 I would do anything for love, but I wouldn't lie to you, no I won't do that!
- NeverTrumpers

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 06:37 PM (r+sAi)

8 poor Shep!
he won't be the big story tonight

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 06:37 PM (d7Ww2)

9 Fake and gay

Posted by: Russian Twitter Bot at March 22, 2019 06:37 PM (uLmu8)

10 Trump is still orange.


Posted by: Chuck Schumer at March 22, 2019 06:37 PM (sy5kK)

11 Such a giant shit show.

Now we just get pointless congressional investigations that will go nowhere.

It's nice to be back to normal.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 22, 2019 06:37 PM (zZbCU)

12 Bob Capone's vault is (drum roll) empty.

Posted by: Simon sez saddle up at March 22, 2019 06:37 PM (1XDkO)

13 * draws bath of hot water. Gets in. Skits both wrists vertically*

Posted by: Louise Mensch at March 22, 2019 06:37 PM (tRLIC)

14 Impeach foady five

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 06:37 PM (dm05u)

15 Mueller's mandate was 1) Russian interference and 2) Trump campaign collusion in 31.

On #!, Mueller brought indictments against Russians who will never see a US court, for buying Facebook ads.

Here's a bet that Mueller never looked into the hacked DNC server, never interviewed obvious witnesses.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 22, 2019 06:38 PM (1UZdv)

16 The jig is up."

"And goooone"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 22, 2019 06:38 PM (6qErC)

17 Now the calls for Trump to apologize to Mueller.LL

Posted by: steevy at March 22, 2019 06:39 PM (BXMxN)

18 OK, now all the state AG's get to take their shot at Trump, right? Right????

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 06:39 PM (W+vEI)

19 Press just asked Schumer whether he owes Trump an apology.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 22, 2019 06:39 PM (1UZdv)

20 So how does this help my Yankees

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 06:39 PM (oOwhS)

21 the vodka is water

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 06:39 PM (dm05u)

22 old: We got 45 peaches.

new: The peaches have been eaten.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 06:40 PM (r+sAi)

23 Lots of people in the last thread said it better than I but Meuller and his jackbooted bullshit with Stone and knowing early on that this was a clown show and not stopping it---he's an absolute leftist tool.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 06:40 PM (jUVms)

24 the caviar is fishy!

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 06:40 PM (dm05u)

25 So no indictments, no sealed indictments, the fork in this thing has been stuck.

The thing in which the fork has been stuck...is well and truly stuck.

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2019 06:40 PM (T6t7i)

26 May they spin like crazed Dervishes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 22, 2019 06:40 PM (t82DG)

27 The only real charges were old financial crimes by Manafort that Mueller had passed on years ago because Manafort was partners with the Podestas. The Podestas got a pass again.

Mr. Straight Arrow? Sure.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 22, 2019 06:41 PM (Ndje9)

28 This report was all just a giant conspiracy by Sheppard Smith to cover up his attempted rape allegation. Shep collided with Mueller to release his report, knocking his sexual assault off the front page.

Sneaky bastard.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 06:41 PM (pUDQf)

29 Hillary's campaign spokesman:



@brianefallon

Whatever is in the Mueller report, it ain't over til the Sovereign District of New York sings.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 06:41 PM (W+vEI)

30 Ah, an entire weekend with which to get everyone on the same page for Monday.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 22, 2019 06:41 PM (nDOs4)

31 Some old spin/new spin I heard round about Feb., when they started downplaying this:

Old Spin: Muh Russia!


New Spin: Nah brah. I never really thought there was any Russian collusion.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 06:41 PM (t6MX/)

32 The big spin seems to be Mueller was never the big thing, it was always SDNY.

So pathetic it's almost sad.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 06:41 PM (/tuJf)

33 The ham has been burgered.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 06:42 PM (r+sAi)

34

oh, there's more

But they need to wait to see what their masters tell them to say.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 06:42 PM (vEIlU)

35 I guess he conspired with Russia completely alone! "We'll see" what evidence our conspiracy theory may uncover in the future.

Posted by: Ace of Spades



Just before reading this nood, I heard a panelist on one of the MSM cable cabal shows suggest the Mueller report may provide NEW avenues of investigation against Trump. Or words to that effect.

Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2019 06:42 PM (786Ro)

36 willowed:

Whatever the report says, dogs will always piss on Muellers.

https://tinyurl.com/y2o67y72

Sorry, but there's only so much time left for Mueller jokes.

Posted by: wth at March 22, 2019 06:42 PM (v0R5T)

37 Schumer is hilarious.

He wants the full report to be made public.

So, in THIS case, the security of the nation doesn't matter. And he probably knows some will be kept secret therefore he can scream "We don't know everything in the report! They are hiding Trump's guilt!"

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 06:42 PM (vEIlU)

38 OK, time to put me back up on the pegboard tool wall, right between the keyhole saw and the wood drill.

Posted by: Robert Mueller, Democrat Tool at March 22, 2019 06:42 PM (sy5kK)

39 Whatever is in the Mueller report, it ain't over til the Sovereign District of New York sings.

---

I'm not following here. What are they hoping for this time?

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 22, 2019 06:43 PM (nDOs4)

40 Trump should dump the whole report on the press Monday morning and let the Dems eat crow.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 22, 2019 06:43 PM (t82DG)

41 They finally found me!

Posted by: trev006 at March 22, 2019 06:43 PM (JH+YW)

42 >>Whatever is in the Mueller report, it ain't over til the Sovereign District of New York sings.

Fallon is so dumb he doesn't even know that SDNY is an acronym for Southern District of New York not Sovereign.

The smartest people are in our government.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 06:43 PM (/tuJf)

43 So, where's the leaks?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 06:43 PM (O2RFr)

44 And this a$$hole - why no FARA violation investigation on you?




@johnpodesta

AG Barr should take the time to read it and then immediately make it public.
Mueller report sent to attorney general, signaling his Russia investigation has ended

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 06:43 PM (W+vEI)

45 39 Whatever is in the Mueller report, it ain't over til the Sovereign District of New York sings.

---

I'm not following here. What are they hoping for this time?
Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 22, 2019 06:43 PM (nDOs4)

=====

Something to do with insurance fraud based on underreported values of some of his properties, or something.

So, you know... still not Russia.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 22, 2019 06:44 PM (zZbCU)

46 Where is that fuckwad Chris Steele???

Is THIS what I paid for??? *hic*

*throws highball glass across room*

There damn well better be a FRESH NEW dossier on my desk ASAP which nails Trump to the fucking wall or I know one limey who will find my cankle so far up his ass he'll be eating my shoe!

Posted by: Hillary at March 22, 2019 06:44 PM (DuAZ5)

47 Save us SDNY! You're our only hope!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 06:44 PM (pUDQf)

48 Huh. Saw Kreplach for a sec.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 22, 2019 06:44 PM (UOVq+)

49 New Spin: Now that it's proven the president is not a traitor, don't YOU all owe apologies to Robert Mueller for smearing his name?

Answer: No. Mueller is still an incompetent, partisan hack. His problem in this thing is that he had to find evidence that would stand up to scrutiny. He could have accomplished this in 4 or 5 months. But he didn't; he wasted 2 years, millions of dollars, and, as was pointed out here already, ruined peoples' lives simply because they supported Trump or helped him in any way.

Fuck that guy yesterday. Fuck that guy today. Fuck that guy tomorrow. Fuck that guy always and forever.

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at March 22, 2019 06:44 PM (C1NyB)

50 The Mueller Report states that President Trump promised the FAB he would not slide exhibit A into exhibit B.

Exhibit A is known as Donald Trump's "schlong" and exhibit B is known as the FAB's "rabbit hole".

He did.

See Schlong v. Clinton, 666 S. Ct. 2018 (2019).

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 22, 2019 06:44 PM (Z+IKu)

51 Also New Spin:

The Russian Collusion Investigation was only about criminal charges, it was never a counterintelligence investigation into Russian collusion

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 06:44 PM (TN1P5)

52 The jig is up.
Posted by: Emmie
----------

So much, packed into so few words, and first.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2019 06:44 PM (CDGwz)

53 So, after 2 years, he got Manafort, who I still think was his true target.

And is done.

Yeah, money well spent DOJ and Congress.

Now, where are the Clinton Cabal indictments?

#TwoWeeks?

Posted by: Don Q at March 22, 2019 06:44 PM (NgKpN)

54 "I'm not following here. What are they hoping for this time?


Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed
wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 22, 2019 06:43 PM (nDOs4)"...
They're implying that NY state will deliver on some BS charges, mostly centered around PDT businesses or charities, and that these will fly as a method of removal.
Not sure if they really believe this or if they're just trying to keep morale up.

Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at March 22, 2019 06:44 PM (eAshZ)

55 Oy. Horowitz saying there could be a roadmap inside this report, to New York, etc to continue chipping at Trump.

bashtards

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 06:44 PM (vEIlU)

56 The left is nuts and this will only make them nuttier.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (jUVms)

57 1 The jig is up.
Posted by: Emmie at March 22, 2019 06:34 PM (4HMW

2 The news is out.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 22, 2019 06:35 PM (UOVq+)



They finally clowned me

Posted by: Brian sTelter at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (786Ro)

58 OK, now all the state AG's get to take their shot at Trump, right? Right????
Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 06:39 PM (W+vEI)

----------------------------

The AG of NY is already on this, announced that even though there is no crime to start investigating, she is going to go after his whole family and company to find some.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (ffYR/)

59 Come Monday Trump will put a 100% tariff on Blue Emu, Outback Steakhouse, and fish and chips unless the producing nations produce the goods on their people who tried to frame him.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (1g7ch)

60 Something to do with insurance fraud based on underreported values of some of his properties, or something.



So, you know... still not Russia.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 22, 2019 06:44 PM (zZbCU)


---

So stuff that said local New York government is responsible for, and stuff that will mean that local New York government workers and officials were incompetent?

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (nDOs4)

61 "New spin" is functionally equivalent to "new normal."

I mean it specifically in the sense of "Meet the new normal. It's the same as the old awful."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (I2dne)

62 Robert Francis O'Rourke, campaigning in New Hampshire:

"I just keep going back to Senator McCain himself and the example that he set for all of us, running for the presidency in 2008... The bar was really set by Sen. McCain."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (39g3+)

63 So now Mueller has no friends anywhere? Sad.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (NLLmE)

64 >New Spin: Now that it's proven the president is not a traitor, don't YOU all owe apologies to Robert Mueller for smearing his name?

That's a laugh; the investigation should have been over the first week just based on the corrupt fisa process or the bias and corruption form fbi/ doj employees.

Mueller let this sham continue, so fuck him. He owes all of us an apology as far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: Pine Barrens at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (oh+79)

65 Apparently there wasn't a single time Mueller was blocked from an action he wanted to take.

Not that it matters, dimoshits will still scream TRUMP THREATENED MUELLER"S BABY SEALS TO SILENCES HIM11!!11

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (+dsLj)

66 61 Mueller will come!

Posted by: GalosGann at March 22, 2019 05:24 PM (Dl9Eq)
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Just wanted to say that I LOL'd.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2019 06:46 PM (kQs4Y)

67 The AG of NY is already on this, announced that even though there is no crime to start investigating, she is going to go after his whole family and company to find some.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (ffYR/)

That will play before the supreme court

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 06:46 PM (oOwhS)

68 11 Such a giant shit show.

Now we just get pointless congressional investigations that will go nowhere.

It's nice to be back to normal.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 22, 2019 06:37 PM (zZbCU)

Except for the NY AG investigating and indicting anyone who ever used the bathroom at a Trump hotel

Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2019 06:46 PM (Izzlo)

69 The AG of NY is already on this, announced that even
though there is no crime to start investigating, she is going to go
after his whole family and company to find some.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (ffYR/)


---

Huh. That seems almost like it would be a federal-level crime.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 22, 2019 06:46 PM (nDOs4)

70 62 Robert Francis O'Rourke, campaigning in New Hampshire:

"I just keep going back to Senator McCain himself and the example that he set for all of us, running for the presidency in 2008... The bar was really set by Sen. McCain."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (39g3+)

=====

Losing with dignity is now what democrats want to do?

I'm good with this.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 22, 2019 06:46 PM (zZbCU)

71 Answer: No. Mueller is still an incompetent, partisan hack. His problem in this thing is that he had to find evidence that would stand up to scrutiny. He could have accomplished this in 4 or 5 months. But he didn't; he wasted 2 years, millions of dollars, and, as was pointed out here already, ruined peoples' lives simply because they supported Trump or helped him in any way.



I want Mueller audited.
Every. Penny. Accounted. For!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 06:46 PM (5UfE7)

72 And this a$$hole - why no FARA violation investigation on you?

@johnpodesta
AG Barr should take the time to read it and then immediately make it public.
Mueller report sent to attorney general, signaling his Russia investigation has ended
Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 06:43 PM (W+vEI)
+++++++
He's in the club.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2019 06:46 PM (I2dne)

73 Just more proof that Sessions was the single biggest mistake Trump has made as President.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at March 22, 2019 06:46 PM (Y7Ajm)

74 The AG of NY is already on this, announced that even though there is no crime to start investigating, she is going to go after his whole family and company to find some.

One would really expect that trying to do this to the President of the United States would carry some kind of cost. You know, that it would be politically suicide and cost your state dearly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 06:46 PM (39g3+)

75 If only Robert Mueller was a Marine hero in Vietnam!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 22, 2019 06:46 PM (7f8TF)

76 43 So, where's the leaks?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 06:43 PM (O2RFr)

Its bad for Dems, ergo, no leaks at all.

Posted by: Don Q at March 22, 2019 06:46 PM (NgKpN)

77 Fuck that guy yesterday. Fuck that guy today. Fuck that guy tomorrow. Fuck that guy always and forever.

And Fuck everybody who supported him. And by that I mean the Democratic Party. And everyone who votes for it.

Posted by: LGoPs at March 22, 2019 06:46 PM (ijjC+)

78 So, where's the leaks?
Posted by: It's me donna
----------

I wear Depends, dammit!

Posted by: Hillary at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (CDGwz)

79 51 Also New Spin:

The Russian Collusion Investigation was only about criminal charges, it was never a counterintelligence investigation into Russian collusion
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 06:44 PM (TN1P5)


Which is completely false, Clapper/Brennan got involved because they can only lead a CI investiagation, not a criminal investigation.


And this was started as a CI investigation.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (sy5kK)

80 I want Trump to come out Monday and basically YOU GET A PARDON AND YOU GET A PARDON AND YOU GET A PARDON!

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (GbPPJ)

81 They finally clowned me
Posted by: Brian sTelter at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (786Ro)

*stops timer*


Ten minutes, give or take.

Not bad. For a Friday. Folks still buying weekend booze.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (UOVq+)

82 So, where's the leaks?


Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 06:43 PM (O2RFr)


--

Depends.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton, Rightful President at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (nDOs4)

83 The only thing this did was take even more heat off of Hillary Clinton and her minions.

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (tFHQc)

84 New spin, same as the old spin. OrangeManBad.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (t6MX/)

85
@brianefallon


Whatever is in the Mueller report, it ain't over til the Sovereign District of New York sings.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (TAmPV)

86 48 Huh. Saw Kreplach for a sec.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 22, 2019 06:44 PM (UOVq+)


Yeah. He was asking to be un-banned.

I must have missed something, or he is being accidentally banned.

Posted by: Emmie at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (4HMW8)

87 The AG of NY is already on this, announced that even
though there is no crime to start investigating, she is going to go
after his whole family and company to find some.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (ffYR/)


---

Huh. That seems almost like it would be a federal-level crime.
Posted by: Moron Robbie


Yeah. Hers. Abuse of office under color of law.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (5UfE7)

88 25 million dollars to indict Manafort.

Your Goverment At Work.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (pUDQf)

89 Posted already?




https://twitter.com/travishelwig/


status/1109209247621931008

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (W+vEI)

90
LOL.

Just stopped by the LQ for a 6er. The radio was on, blah blah blah Mueller Report, blah blah blah.

So I said to the cashier "Well I don't think there'll be anything to that Mueller Report."

Cashier says "What's the Mueller Report?"

So explained it was the Russian Kuhluzhion Investigation.

She said "Is that STILL going on? Jesus... how long can it take to figure that out?"

She did not seem very convinced that POTUS is a Russian spy.

In fact, if I didn't know better, I'd guess from her tone that she thinks this whole thing is pretty stupid.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (LY1IB)

91 But Steve Bannon, treason, and death chambers!

Posted by: Louise Mensch at March 22, 2019 06:48 PM (tRLIC)

92 @georgepapa19

Time to hit back!



From your lips George.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 06:48 PM (/tuJf)

93 Expect the SDNY to say that Trump committed fraud by claiming real estate values for insurance purposes that were much higher than their depreciated values fo tax purposes. Even though that's how the real estate game is played.

AOC got to preview this in a hearing.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 22, 2019 06:48 PM (1UZdv)

94 67 The AG of NY is already on this, announced that even though there is no crime to start investigating, she is going to go after his whole family and company to find some.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (ffYR/)

That will play before the supreme court
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 06:46 PM (oOwhS)

It's a tax.

Posted by: Chief Justice John Roberts at March 22, 2019 06:48 PM (Izzlo)

95 Let us all remember Kreplach, and his words of wisdom: The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.

Kreplach: Now More than Ever.

Posted by: trev006 at March 22, 2019 06:48 PM (JH+YW)

96 Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (GbPPJ)

OT . Watch Danielle Collins play tonight in the Miami Open. She's my favorite new hottie.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 06:48 PM (2DOZq)

97 63 So now Mueller has no friends anywhere? Sad.
Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (NLLmE)

He always has me.

Posted by: Satan at March 22, 2019 06:48 PM (sy5kK)

98 I have a feeling Trump is going to go full Kraken soon.

The man does not forgive and forget.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 22, 2019 06:48 PM (+dsLj)

99 I like Dana Loesch's son's birthday cake in the sidebar. What boy wouldn't think that cake is cool?

Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (sdi6R)

100 63 So now Mueller has no friends anywhere? Sad.
Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (NLLmE)

Well, I still like him!

Posted by: James Comey at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (NgKpN)

101 So, where's the leaks?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 06:43 PM (O2RFr)
.........

Here ya go

https://tinyurl.com/yyxl4gjk

Mueller leaking.


Posted by: wth at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (v0R5T)

102 Yeah. Hers. Abuse of office under color of law.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (5UfE7)


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Yeah, that's what I mean. Can you imagine the sh*tstorm if some local yokel did that to some random black guy?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico [/i at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (nDOs4)

103 Also New Spin:

The Russian Collusion Investigation was only about criminal charges, it was never a counterintelligence investigation into Russian collusion
Posted by: RoyalOil


A counterintelligence investigation WOULD be a criminal investigation.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (5UfE7)

104 I must have missed something, or he is being accidentally banned.
Posted by: Emmie at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (4HMW

Not entirely sure. I hesitate to speculate.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (UOVq+)

105 80
I want Trump to come out Monday and basically YOU GET A PARDON AND YOU GET A PARDON AND YOU GET A PARDON!

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (GbPPJ)

As somebody suggested, in a "I was witch hunted by Bob Mueller, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt." T-shirt.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (t6MX/)

106 We should have put an egg timer on how long before all the media begins to sing in unison.

It's always nice when they come together as a team to lie.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (pUDQf)

107 Robert Francis O'Dork, campaigning in New Hampshire:

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (CDGwz)

108 The AG of NY is already on this, announced that even
though there is no crime to start investigating, she is going to go
after his whole family and company to find some.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (ffYR/)

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Huh. That seems almost like it would be a federal-level crime.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 22, 2019 06:46 PM (nDOs4)

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One would think, and one would be correct. She's doing it anyway.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (ffYR/)

109 In fact, if I didn't know better, I'd guess from her tone that she thinks this whole thing is pretty stupid.

Polls admit that 50% of the public thinks its a stupid witch hunt that is over long. Which means... I dunno but I'm guessing that a great deal more than 50% if that's what they'll admit to.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (39g3+)

110 The real action is at the SDNY.


*snort*

Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (yQpMk)

111 >>>@brianefallon


Whatever is in the Mueller report, it ain't over til the Sovereign District of New York sings.

it's the SOUTHERN district you fucking dummy

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (PbpT7)

112 Willowed:

Hey, the HQ blog commenters survival guide is gone!

it can still be accessed through the internet archive, but the domain ran out of rodent feed on 3/17, apparently:

https://web.archive.org/web/20170907085121/
http://mindfulwebworks.com/art-of/ace-of-spades-
blog-commenters-survival-guide

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (LWu6U)

113

The democrats are screwing themselves by keeping this ongoing

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 06:50 PM (vEIlU)

114 Chris Wallace is an asshole.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2019 06:19 PM (gC2IV)
********
Did he do the Aristocrats again

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 06:50 PM (BqBId)

115 Thirty four indictments isn't a "witch hunt".

As Karen Carpenter sang, "We've only just begun!"

Posted by: Bil| W\/ynn at March 22, 2019 06:50 PM (wuHiP)

116 I would love for the light to come on for the Libtards about how they were lied to and manipulated into hysteria by the Democrat Party from top to bottom.

I'd love for them to turn their backs on the MSM for lying directly to them for three fucking years.

I'd be delighted if the various and sundry Libtards and Progtards would realize the damage this caused the US and its reputation and how our economy could be so much better than it is even now if President Trump didn't have to deal with this-

phony nonsense spawned all because Hillary! and Obama and their cronies were immature vindictive spoilsport losers.

But, that won't happen because-

they're stupid. Painfully stupid.

Like sub-100 IQ stupid.

Take a bite of dog shit to see what it is stupid.

How the hell can we have a country where half the population has the emotional maturity of toddlers and intelligence of a retarded tapir.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 22, 2019 06:50 PM (9X624)

117 So. Work on an outsider campaign - get investigated for something and maybe go to jail. Not collusion, but a point made.

Posted by: Undocumented at March 22, 2019 06:50 PM (OkKDg)

118 Come on......everybody knows it was never about Russia........

Posted by: The media at March 22, 2019 06:50 PM (JUOKG)

119 Ace hates when we get to 1K you know

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 06:50 PM (BbGew)

120 >>>@brianefallon


Whatever is in the Mueller report, it ain't over til the Sovereign District of New York sings.

it's the SOUTHERN district you fucking dummy
Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (PbpT7)

Heh. Communists, amirite?

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 22, 2019 06:51 PM (UOVq+)

121 this is going to put a serious dent into democrat fundraising.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 22, 2019 06:51 PM (JUOKG)

122 Hitler weighed in yet?

Posted by: Burger Chef at March 22, 2019 06:51 PM (RuIsu)

123 We should have put an egg timer on how long before all the media begins to sing in unison.

It's always nice when they come together as a team to lie.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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The use of identical verbage is the clue.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2019 06:51 PM (CDGwz)

124 > "Some old spin/new spin I heard round about Feb., when they started downplaying this:
"Old Spin: Muh Russia!
"New Spin: Nah brah. I never really thought there was any Russian collusion."

I was about to say that in the internet age these silly lies can be easily disproven.

But then, in postmodernist America it doesn't really matter to them. Words are just marks on a page, devoid of fixed or even partially fixed meaning, always subject to their later personal interpretation and alternate narrative.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at March 22, 2019 06:51 PM (hLcxo)

125 Posted by: trev006 at March 22, 2019 06:48 PM (JH+YW)
**********
So you love the Mentally Ill Tourette's Syndrome people

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 06:51 PM (BqBId)

126 Wonder when the southern district Is gonna investigate deblasios wife?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 06:51 PM (oOwhS)

127 As I recall, congress already voted everybody to zero to release the whole report.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 06:51 PM (r+sAi)

128 62 Robert Francis O'Rourke, campaigning in New Hampshire:

"I just keep going back to Senator McCain himself and the example that he set for all of us, running for the presidency in 2008... The bar was really set by Sen. McCain."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (39g3+)


What the hell does that even mean?

Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 06:51 PM (sdi6R)

129 Now they're all, "sure, sure, no indictments for collusion-- but look at all the people convicted of lying! That proves stuff!!"

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 06:51 PM (TN1P5)

130 I must have missed something, or he is being accidentally banned.
Posted by: Emmie at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (4HMW

Not entirely sure. I hesitate to speculate.
Posted by: Pug Mahon


Probably just Pixy's isp ban. Mine home wifi isp is still banned.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 06:51 PM (5UfE7)

131 >>As I recall, congress already voted everybody to zero to release the whole report.

If only that mattered.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 06:52 PM (/tuJf)

132 Hitler weighed in yet?
Posted by: Burger Chef at March 22, 2019 06:51 PM (RuIsu)

At about 180. Vegetarian and all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 06:52 PM (oOwhS)

133 The bar was really set by Sen. McCain."

On how to lose on purpose, yes

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 06:52 PM (O2RFr)

134 88 25 million dollars to indict Manafort.

Your Goverment At Work.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (pUDQf)


Next time, just give that $25 million to the Horde, we will beat the crap out of Manafort and have the MoMe of a lifetime.

Posted by: Satan at March 22, 2019 06:52 PM (sy5kK)

135 Adam Schiff is going to need a lot more ointment.

Posted by: portlandon at March 22, 2019 06:52 PM (+oR7L)

136 Satan go away

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2019 06:52 PM (sy5kK)

137 2 of the indictments will be for Pepe the Frog and Pedo Bear, sources say.

Posted by: Louise Mensch at March 22, 2019 06:52 PM (tRLIC)

138 Mueller's failed attempt to get Trump wasn't for a lack of trying. The coup just wasn't able to fabricate the evidence he needed.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 06:53 PM (2DOZq)

139 I give up. Nobody likes my stupid fire hydrant jokes.
It's all I got.

Posted by: wth at March 22, 2019 06:53 PM (v0R5T)

140 Sovereign District of New York

Perhaps the Sovereign is Ivan the Terrible?.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 06:53 PM (AllCR)

141 Is Monday too early for Trump to call for a Joint Session and ask that THEY demand DoJ / FBI prosecute the dozens who used their federal offices' to try and influence the election and frame him or accept it as perfectly legal for the next election?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 22, 2019 06:53 PM (1g7ch)

142 Whatever is in the Mueller report, it ain't over til the Sovereign District of New York sings.

it's the SOUTHERN district you fucking dummy
Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (PbpT7)

No, he was right.

Kritarchy is rule by Judges, and they think the COURT is now, the Sovereign.

Posted by: Don Q. at March 22, 2019 06:53 PM (NgKpN)

143 "128
62 Robert Francis O'Rourke, campaigning in New Hampshire:



"I just keep going back to Senator McCain himself and the example
that he set for all of us, running for the presidency in 2008... The bar
was really set by Sen. McCain."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (39g3+)



What the hell does that even mean?

Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 06:51 PM (sdi6R)"
...
Extolling non-Dems to suspend campaigns and lose miserably after moonbat-instigated financial messes?

Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at March 22, 2019 06:53 PM (eAshZ)

144 ...How the hell can we have a country where half the
population has the emotional maturity of toddlers and intelligence of a
retarded tapir.



Posted by: naturalfake at March 22, 2019 06:50 PM (9X624)


That stupidity has been deliberately engineered. Thank a teacher for that.

Posted by: LGoPs at March 22, 2019 06:53 PM (ijjC+)

145 Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 06:51 PM (5UfE7)
*****
He is banned from his isp Because his other account was Banned for going Thermonuclear on CBD I Believe

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 06:53 PM (BqBId)

146 >New Spin: Now that it's proven the president is not a traitor, don't YOU all owe apologies to Robert Mueller for smearing his name?
No the scumbag went after people Beria style to force them to compose.
Manafort should never have been tried
Herr Muller deserves nothing less than all his relatives who disappeared in Stalingrad got.

Posted by: Avi at March 22, 2019 06:53 PM (kSq2k)

147 Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (W+vEI)


LOL. Follow the Scrbd link in his tweet and read the summary.

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at March 22, 2019 06:53 PM (C1NyB)

148 What the hell does that even mean?

Who the hell knows. New Hampshire voters were not impressed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 06:53 PM (39g3+)

149 >>>Whatever is in the Mueller report, it ain't over til the Sovereign District of New York sing<<<

My boner is so hard right now, it's doing a stretch in Sing Sing.

Posted by: Fritz at March 22, 2019 06:53 PM (LuPts)

150 Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (W+vEI)

Nice!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 06:54 PM (t6MX/)

151 My guess is that they will try to bury parts of it just to keep it mysterious.

"Sure, but what about the stuff that was redacted?"

"Why wasn't the full version released"

"why weren't full interview tapes released?"

"but the public never got to see all the transcripts - what are they hiding?"

"Pelosi's been bought -- what do they have on her."

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 22, 2019 06:54 PM (LWu6U)

152 They're a bunch of fags and their shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 06:54 PM (NWiLs)

153 128 62 Robert Francis O'Rourke, campaigning in New Hampshire:

"I just keep going back to Senator McCain himself and the example that he set for all of us, running for the presidency in 2008... The bar was really set by Sen. McCain."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (39g3+)

What the hell does that even mean?
Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 06:51 PM (sdi6R)

It means you let the democrat win.

Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2019 06:54 PM (Izzlo)

154 any one know this one... from a Mr Aesop?

One day people noticed a Mountain in labor; smoke coming out of its summit, the earth quaking at their feet, trees crashing, and huge rocks tumbling. They felt sure something horrible was going to happen. They all gathered together to see what terrible thing this could be. They waited and they waited, but nothing came. Suddenly there was a still more violent earthquake, and a huge gap appeared in the side of the Mountain. The people all fell down upon their knees and waited. At last, a teeny mouse poked its little head and bristles out of the gap and came running down towards them.

Posted by: havildar major at March 22, 2019 06:54 PM (jpW6t)

155 141 Is Monday too early for Trump to call for a Joint Session and ask that THEY demand DoJ / FBI prosecute the dozens who used their federal offices' to try and influence the election and frame him or accept it as perfectly legal for the next election?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 22, 2019 06:53 PM (1g7ch

That's what I'm screaming about. It's Obama and Hillary's turn in the meat grinder.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 06:54 PM (pUDQf)

156 Also New Spin: 

The Russian Collusion Investigation was only about criminal charges, it was never a counterintelligence investigation into Russian collusion 
Posted by: RoyalOil 


A counterintelligence investigation WOULD be a criminal investigation.
---
But that was almost exactly what Schiff just said. And then all the smart people on CNN agreed.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 06:54 PM (TN1P5)

157 the panel

wallace, anti-Trump
juan, anti-Trump
perino - won't cause a fuss so tries to stay neutral

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 06:54 PM (vEIlU)

158 Whatever is in the Mueller report, it ain't over til the Sovereign District of New York sings.

it's the SOUTHERN district you fucking dummy
Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (PbpT7)

--------

OMFG. Our Betters.

Isn't it kinda this douchebag's job to following this matter, and know something that a hillbilly like me knows?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 06:54 PM (LY1IB)

159 How the hell can we have a country where half the
population has the emotional maturity of toddlers and intelligence of a retarded tapir.


Oh, some of them are smart enough. They just cling to a worldview that they will not vary from no matter what the cost or how much reality beats it to pieces.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 06:54 PM (39g3+)

160 Mueller's failed attempt to get Trump wasn't for a lack of trying. The coup just wasn't able to fabricate the evidence he needed.

*************************

Oh they fabricated alright, they just couldnt come up with a story that didnt sound like a bad Russ Meyer movie.

Golden showers by Russian hookers. Brilliant.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 22, 2019 06:54 PM (+dsLj)

161 Help us Robert Mueller Southern District of New York, you're our Only Hope!

Posted by: The Left at March 22, 2019 06:54 PM (oVJmc)

162 My boner is so hard it has a teardrop tattoo.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 06:55 PM (NLLmE)

163 The AG of NY is already on this, announced that even though there is no crime to start investigating, she is going to go after his whole family and company to find some.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (ffYR/)
++++++++++
Yes, and this is *the* problem with the police and investigation offices.

Persons are presumed innocent. The cops investigate *crimes* in order to find *people* who committed them. This is appropriate.

When the cops start investigating *people* in order to find *crimes* they may have committed, that is a police state.

Welcome to the police state. We've been here for a while, but they never bluntly admitted it until recently.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2019 06:55 PM (I2dne)

164 133 The bar was really set by Sen. McCain."

On how to lose on purpose, yes
Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 06:52 PM (O2RFr)

Yes, set for foreign enemy fighter Pilots.

Because if you destroy 5 planes like Mccain did, you become an ACE!

Posted by: Don Q. at March 22, 2019 06:55 PM (NgKpN)

165 I want reparations of my tax money that funded this fishing trip!

Posted by: Archer at March 22, 2019 06:55 PM (vzk+c)

166
Cashier says "What's the Mueller Report?"

So explained it was the Russian Kuhluzhion Investigation.

She said "Is that STILL going on? Jesus... how long can it take to figure that out?"

--------------

Depends if we assign our top men or not!

Posted by: Undocumented at March 22, 2019 06:55 PM (OkKDg)

167 The bar was really set by Sen. McCain."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (39g3+)

What the hell does that even mean?
Posted by: rickl
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"Drinks are on me!" - John McCain

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2019 06:55 PM (CDGwz)

168
wallace, anti-Trump
juan, anti-Trump
perino - won't cause a fuss so tries to stay neutral

Wait till Tucker gets a hold of this

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 06:55 PM (O2RFr)

169 Brian Fallon thinks that the Sovereign District of NY is going to crown Hillary Queen.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 06:55 PM (AllCR)

170 116
How the hell can we have a country where half the population has the emotional maturity of toddlers and intelligence of a retarded tapir.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 22, 2019 06:50 PM (9X624)


Uh! UH. Uh Uh UH!!! Uh. Uh?

Posted by: Retarded tapirs everywhere at March 22, 2019 06:55 PM (sdi6R)

171 Ace, @89, epic troll of the century!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 06:55 PM (t6MX/)

172 "Pelosi's been bought -- what do they have on her."
Posted by: Gentlemen


THAT'S the one we need to push.

I'd love to see that start the "Second Battle of Bull Run" on the blue side.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 06:55 PM (5UfE7)

173 >>LOL. Follow the Scrbd link in his tweet and read the summary.


Oh, LOL! It looked official!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 06:55 PM (W+vEI)

174 Apparently there wasn't a single time Mueller was blocked from an action he wanted to take.


I thought that he wanted to depose Trump but the Donalds said Nah, Brah.

Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself at March 22, 2019 06:55 PM (yQpMk)

175 "Words are just marks on a page, devoid of fixed or
even partially fixed meaning, always subject to their later personal
interpretation and alternate narrative.



Posted by: Anonymous 7 at March 22, 2019 06:51 PM (hLcxo)"
....
Life as a moonbat is about the here and now experience of being smug and feeling superior. Doesn't actually matter what you're smug about.

Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at March 22, 2019 06:55 PM (eAshZ)

176 Also loving the whining about how it's not fair or right that Trump will claim this vindicated him.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 06:56 PM (TN1P5)

177 Schemer is just battle space prepping by calling on Barr to release all supporting documentation, knowing that he can not comply with this.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 06:56 PM (ffYR/)

178 I'm thinking: "Trump Administration Escapes Further Indictments" is probably the headline tomorrow?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 22, 2019 06:56 PM (TnkfX)

179 Hey, no need to insult honest, hardworking tapirs.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 22, 2019 06:56 PM (oVJmc)

180 is this going to disappoint the old people that wanted an indictment? are they going to die knowing Trump didn't collude?

Keep a lid on it morons. Let's allow our elderly near death flaming liberals to pass with grace okay?

Posted by: DanMan at March 22, 2019 06:56 PM (XTiHL)

181 169
Brian Fallon thinks that the Sovereign District of NY is going to crown Hillary Queen.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 06:55 PM (AllCR)

Hillary and crown do not belong on the same page, Fen.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 06:56 PM (t6MX/)

182 Remember when the media was wetting themselves about Trump trashing McCain? It seems like just yesterday.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 06:56 PM (/tuJf)

183 So, a nothingburger all slathered up with nothingsauce?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 06:56 PM (nPGq2)

184 They need to hoop up cables to John McCain's coffin, because the mount of spinning he is doing in there could generate enough power to run a Medium populated midwestern city.

Posted by: portlandon at March 22, 2019 06:56 PM (+oR7L)

185 Depends if we assign our top men or not!
Posted by: Undocumented



Cory Booker is praying that he gets assigned a Top.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 06:56 PM (5UfE7)

186 Has Brennan made a statement yet?

I have a few statements about him.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 06:56 PM (jUVms)

187 WaPo Tomorrow: TRUMP GETS AWAY WITH IT!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 22, 2019 06:56 PM (oVJmc)

188 Posted by: Kreplach at March 22, 2019 06:55 PM (qxq6t)
******
Your other account sweetie

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 06:56 PM (BqBId)

189 **to his enemies**

I won't touch Mueller.

Not until I let him clear me! Slowly, thoroughly, in every way I know you fear!

And then you'll wake just long enough to see his good work, and when you scream, I'll be reelected!

This is bargain, you Muellering quim!

Posted by: Trumpki at March 22, 2019 06:57 PM (yIBga)

190 The Steiner District of New York will come.

Posted by: Dems and NeverTrumpers (BIRM) in the bunker at March 22, 2019 06:57 PM (C8jyG)

191 157 the panel

wallace, anti-Trump
juan, anti-Trump
perino - won't cause a fuss so tries to stay neutral
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 06:54 PM (vEIlU)

Welcome to the kinder gentler Disney inspired FOX News!

Posted by: Don Q. at March 22, 2019 06:57 PM (NgKpN)

192 ITS FUNNY BECAUSE MUELLER IS A BRAND NAME OF OLD FIRE HYDRANTS

(you're welcome wth)

Posted by: BEN ROTHLESBURGER at March 22, 2019 06:57 PM (v0R5T)

193 Okay, so that's that.

Well guys, looks like it's Donald Trump's turn.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico [/i at March 22, 2019 06:57 PM (nDOs4)

194
When the cops start investigating *people* in order to find *crimes* they may have committed, that is a police state.

Welcome to the police state. We've been here for a while, but they never bluntly admitted it until recently.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
-----------

When police *knowingly* arrange for, or influence 'process crimes', it is a blatant abuse of power.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2019 06:57 PM (CDGwz)

195 Oh, LOL! It looked official!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 06:55 PM (W+vEI)

Yep. Epic troll!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 06:57 PM (t6MX/)

196 He wants the full report to be made public.



So, in THIS case, the security of the nation doesn't matter. And he
probably knows some will be kept secret therefore he can scream "We
don't know everything in the report! They are hiding Trump's guilt!"

Posted by: artisanal 'ette



Yup. He knows the whole thing isn't supposed to be released, but now he'll claim they're hiding things. What. A. Douche.

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2019 06:57 PM (T6t7i)

197 I have a hard time calling this a win, though. Its like finding out that lawsuit against you didn't convince the jury. I mean, its not a loss but those years and all that money are still gone. You didn't win, really.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 06:57 PM (39g3+)

198 Posted by: Bil| W\/ynn

Oh, is baby mad? Baby angry?

Would baby like a warm bottle of HAH YOU DUMB FUCK! ?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 22, 2019 06:57 PM (Hk+Y0)

199 Just said on CNN, going on about the parts of the report that won't be made public, grand jury and classified, so "we may never know" the truth

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 06:58 PM (TN1P5)

200 At last, a teeny mouse poked its little head and bristles out of the gap and came running down towards them.


That mouse is dynamite!

Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself at March 22, 2019 06:58 PM (yQpMk)

201 Posted by: Don Q. at March 22, 2019 06:57 PM (NgKpN)
******
Good LORD They didn't sell FNC or FBN

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 06:58 PM (BqBId)

202 Next they'll complain that it's only a "summary" report. And demand that every single interview, every memo, etc, be released immediately along with the report. Or else COVERUP !!1!!1!

Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2019 06:58 PM (786Ro)

203 Not that it matters, but I, for one, miss Kreplach.

What can I say, except:

The GOP is a pile of dog shit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 06:58 PM (LY1IB)

204 158 Whatever is in the Mueller report, it ain't over til the Sovereign District of New York sings.

it's the SOUTHERN district you fucking dummy
Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (PbpT7)



New York AG district follows US law? Really? When did they start doing that?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2019 06:58 PM (sy5kK)

205 >>Also loving the whining about how it's not fair or right that Trump will claim this vindicated him.

Yes, first they were upset with the idea that he was innocent until proven guilty.

Now that he's been determined to be *not guilty* they want to say he's guilty because he was accused - "You have to look at the seriousness of the charges, not the outcome of the Mueller investigation! By virtue of the investigation there must have been something there."

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 06:58 PM (W+vEI)

206 Did someone say something about burgers and sauce?

Posted by: TATER at March 22, 2019 06:58 PM (nzKWW)

207 174 Apparently there wasn't a single time Mueller was blocked from an action he wanted to take.

I thought that he wanted to depose Trump but the Donalds said Nah, Brah.
Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself at March 22, 2019 06:55 PM

this may seem like nitpicking, but it's actually quite important, and shows how all of our perceptions have been played by this process.

We saw REPORTS IN The MSM that Mueller wanted to depose Trump. We saw REPORTS in the MSM that Trump's people pushed back on that.

As far as I know, Mueller never made a formal request, and Trump never made a formal denial. Which, in strict legal terms, means that neither event ever happened.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 06:58 PM (V2Yro)

208 So you love the Mentally Ill Tourette's Syndrome people

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 06:51 PM (BqBId)

I love all people that aren't filthy traitors.

But, as in all things, the supposed ravings of street hobos about the trustworthiness of the police and FBI are generally more trustworthy than anything the corporate government media puts out.

Posted by: trev006 at March 22, 2019 06:59 PM (JH+YW)

209 I thought that he wanted to depose Trump but the Donalds said Nah, Brah.

**********

It's what the DOJ report will say so I'm assuming this just means an official affirmation that Trump didn't obstruct or sabotage the investigation other than to tell Mueller to fuck off when he wanted to interview him.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 22, 2019 06:59 PM (+dsLj)

210 The people calling for the full release don't give a damn about that. They only care about giving their rabid window-licking base some room to cling to the Russia collusion myth against all evidence and logic. Somewhere, hidden in those files is the proof, but THEY won't let us see it!

Ahh, but the redacted and classified material that's... that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with... geometric logic.. that Trump was guilty!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 06:59 PM (39g3+)

211 135
Adam Schiff is going to need a lot more ointment.


Posted by: portlandon


Nah, he likes it rough.

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2019 06:59 PM (T6t7i)

212 DER ANGRIFF MUELLER IS NICHT ERFOLGT !!!!!!


Posted by: the Man who Burps in French at March 22, 2019 06:59 PM (9HuGt)

213 Oh, LOL! It looked official!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 06:55 PM (W+vEI)

It sure did! I was all set to download that sumbitch for some light weekend reading, and I thought, well, what's this summary say.....?

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at March 22, 2019 07:00 PM (C1NyB)

214 As far as I know, Mueller never made a formal request, and Trump never made a formal denial. Which, in strict legal terms, means that neither event ever happened.

***********

Hmmmmm, good point.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 22, 2019 07:00 PM (+dsLj)

215 So, in THIS case, the security of the nation doesn't matter. And he probably knows some will be kept secret therefore he can scream "We don't know everything in the report! They are hiding Trump's guilt!"
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 06:42 PM (vEIlU)

As Judge Andy was enumerating earlier, classified material, grand jury testimony and evidence not linked to an indictment, and testimony by undercover agents not linked to an indictment, by law and regulation may not be revealed.

Posted by: Fox2! at March 22, 2019 07:00 PM (MwFQu)

216 So, where's the leaks?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 06:43 PM (O2RFr)
~~~~~

Gotta wait for Congress to get their copy.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2019 07:00 PM (NtglE)

217 Hannity might talk for an hour straight tonight without taking a breath.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 07:00 PM (/tuJf)

218 197 I have a hard time calling this a win, though. Its like finding out that lawsuit against you didn't convince the jury. I mean, its not a loss but those years and all that money are still gone. You didn't win, really."

Well, that's lawfare for ya.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 07:00 PM (V2Yro)

219 Just said on CNN, going on about the parts of the report that won't be made public, grand jury and classified, so "we may never know" the truth
Posted by: RoyalOil


At some point, we are going to have to tell them to stfu & stfd. If there was anything there, he'd be charged.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 07:00 PM (5UfE7)

220 Emoluments clause!!!

EMOLUMENTS CLAUSE!!!

Posted by: what we always actually meant and not putin at March 22, 2019 07:00 PM (Dh1wo)

221 Poor Democrats thought that Mueller could keep playing Go Fish until 2020.

Guess he got tired.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 07:01 PM (pUDQf)

222

Cheers! TGIF!

movie night

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 07:01 PM (vEIlU)

223 As Judge Andy was enumerating earlier, classified
material, grand jury testimony and evidence not linked to an indictment,
and testimony by undercover agents not linked to an indictment, by law
and regulation may not be revealed.



Posted by: Fox2!



Why? Because the mole people don't want it? Sorry, that's not a good enough reason. They can't be trusted.

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2019 07:01 PM (T6t7i)

224
|ooks |ike an ear|y night for Mue||er.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 22, 2019 07:01 PM (LL1Be)

225 The gloating here is insufferable!

This whole thread is a crime against humanity under the Logan Act!

I call on Director Wray to arrest all of you immediately!

Posted by: Sally Yates at March 22, 2019 07:01 PM (DuAZ5)

226 If Brett got Jeanine suspended in an attempt to kiss up to the DNC, he is dead to me. Never more.

Posted by: Fox2! at March 22, 2019 07:01 PM (MwFQu)

227 Goldberg already trotted out the never trumper line: "YOU owe Mueller an apology" - never he owed Trump or trump supporters one...to be Jonah is to never say your sorry...watch this meme catch on pretty quick among TruCon, Inc.

Posted by: Boswell at March 22, 2019 07:01 PM (32YRo)

228 I bailed out of the Moore appointment thread.
Wall to wall Debbie Downers.

Posted by: Wit's End at March 22, 2019 07:01 PM (ROYpB)

229 Trump will release it all, after the Proggies have whined enough. Their reward will be complete exposure of the Proggie Perps, Obama on down. No good releasing it now, need to let the howling build.

Hahahahahaha

Posted by: Jake from State Farm. at March 22, 2019 07:02 PM (Jj+59)

230 Can we all agree the timing of the release of the report is laughable?

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 07:02 PM (jUVms)

231 I call on Director Wray to arrest all of you immediately!
Posted by: Sally Yates at March 22, 2019 07:01 PM (DuAZ5)

You are so right! You go girl! I'm getting verklempt just watching your courage!

Posted by: Andrew Weismann at March 22, 2019 07:02 PM (DuAZ5)

232 Emoluments clause!!!

EMOLUMENTS CLAUSE!!!
Posted by: what we always actually meant and not putin at March 22, 2019 07:00 PM (Dh1wo)

Eminent Domain! Vera JOHNSON!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 07:02 PM (oOwhS)

233 Can we all agree the timing of the release of the report is laughable?

LOL... We can't all agree on anything

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 07:02 PM (O2RFr)

234 Not that it matters, but I, for one, miss Kreplach.

What can I say, except:

The GOP is a pile of dog shit.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 06:58 PM (LY1IB)

------------------------

We all know that. Being reminded of it every 10 minutes did get a little old.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 07:03 PM (ffYR/)

235 Trump will release it all, after the Proggies have whined enough. Their reward will be complete exposure of the Proggie Perps, Obama on down. No good releasing it now, need to let the howling build.

Hahahahahaha
Posted by: Jake from State Farm. at March 22, 2019 07:02 PM (Jj+59
++++++++++++
This is my hope. Well, part of it. I also want declassification of all of this farce's bases.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2019 07:03 PM (I2dne)

236 Adam Schiff is going to need a lot more ointment.
Posted by: portlandon

We got some emoluments for him right here.

Posted by: Trump family at March 22, 2019 07:03 PM (zmIJL)

237 My Schadenboner has just decided to take a couple of victory laps around the Universe in his new Trans-Light Instantaneous Drive.

Whilst sipping a Mai Tai and having Karen Gillan (as Nebula) sitting on his lap.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 22, 2019 07:03 PM (now3g)

238 If Brett got Jeanine suspended in an attempt to kiss up to the DNC, he is dead to me. Never more.

------

If you're referring to my earlier comment about this: please remember - I heard that at GP. Don't believe until you get corroboration.

I'm told by the only people I trust (Morons) that GP is to be taken with a heap of salt.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 07:03 PM (LY1IB)

239 227
Goldberg already trotted out the never trumper line: "YOU owe Mueller an apology"



Jonah, you owe me back the respect I used to give you, you sniveling snotbag.

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2019 07:03 PM (T6t7i)

240 LOL... We can't all agree on anything
Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 07:02 PM (O2RFr)

-------
HA!

I figured someone would say that.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 07:03 PM (jUVms)

241 Not that it matters, but I, for one, miss Kreplach.

I miss him too. Not his mantra, but the person Kreplach who would sometimes chime in about his little baby.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 07:03 PM (AllCR)

242 Okay, can I take this wire off now?

Posted by: Rosenstein at March 22, 2019 07:03 PM (786Ro)

243 217 Hannity might talk for an hour straight tonight without taking a breath.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 07:00 PM (/tuJf)


A record number of expert guests will be cut off mid-sentence this evening.

Hannity will set a Personal Best, I predict.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2019 07:04 PM (sy5kK)

244 Poor Democrats thought that Mueller could keep playing Go Fish until 2020.

Guess he got tired.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 07:01 PM (pUDQf)
........

Free Cell gets pretty boring, too.

Posted by: wth at March 22, 2019 07:04 PM (v0R5T)

245
But the walls!
They're closing in!!

Posted by: rayj at March 22, 2019 07:04 PM (pI/IV)

246 EMOLUMENTS CLAUSE!!!
Posted by: what we always actually meant and not putin at March 22, 2019 07:00 PM (Dh1wo)

It puts the emolument on its skin.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 07:04 PM (nPGq2)

247 Hannity might talk for an hour straight tonight without taking a breath.

Posted by: JackStraw

I told my wife once that his guests are just meant to be witnesses...

Posted by: Boswell at March 22, 2019 07:04 PM (32YRo)

248 SDNY on deck.

Posted by: golfman at March 22, 2019 07:04 PM (OE84+)

249 So, I owe Mueller an apology for spending two years investigating bullshit in a set-up political hit job while he ruined people's lives by threatening their families and plowing over their rights?

Gee. Thanks, Bob.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 22, 2019 07:04 PM (oVJmc)

250 what an incredible waste of time

you know who I'm pissed at (one of the many)?

that IDIOT Judge Napolitano

what an embarrassment that guy is

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 22, 2019 07:05 PM (Rarvo)

251 Right now SO MANY conservative Youtubers are cranking up thier editors and video capture devices to create videos that compare what the talking heads said THEN and the new spin NOW. And that is why Trump will win reelection - there are some very young smart non-cucks who are very savvy with this type of thing - look at the Meme war that Trump handily won in 2016, and since. The videos and new memes will be seen by MILLIONS. And it will be nothing but positive for Trump.

Posted by: Joseph Dickerson at March 22, 2019 07:05 PM (LDV7V)

252 Mr. Mueller. I just wanted to tell you, good luck. We're all counting on you.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi & Chuck Schumer at March 22, 2019 07:05 PM (+oR7L)

253 And now begins the pointing and laughing.

Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I ain't recommending shit at the moment at March 22, 2019 07:05 PM (lLeln)

254 Hannity might talk for an hour straight tonight without taking a breath.


I'm conflicted by Hannity. Is his head more like a ham than John Cornyn's? Hard to say.

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2019 07:05 PM (T6t7i)

255 Don't worry Jonah!


There's always the 25th amendment, right?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 07:05 PM (pUDQf)

256 that IDIOT Judge Napolitano

what an embarrassment that guy is
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 22, 2019 07:05 PM (Rarvo)

Whoosh. He is sheps boyfriend

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 07:06 PM (oOwhS)

257 We all know that. Being reminded of it every 10 minutes did get a little old.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 07:03 PM (ffYR/)

---------

He was rather insistent about it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 07:06 PM (LY1IB)

258 At one time I think I liked Napolitano. But I can't remember why and now it certainly doesn't matter. Giant douche.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 07:06 PM (jUVms)

259 The smartest people are in our government.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 06:43 PM (/tuJf)

I've been at all the important tables.

They're not that smart.

Posted by: Michelle Obama at March 22, 2019 07:06 PM (OE84+)

260 Friday document dump. Ken Starr just texted "LOL".

Posted by: 13times at March 22, 2019 07:06 PM (K3B2k)

261

There's always the 25th amendment, right?

I'm counting on it

Posted by: Mr. Kellyann Conway at March 22, 2019 07:06 PM (O2RFr)

262 $25 million and over two years and we get ... a 700 page doorstop

Now it's, "so far, no proof of Russian collusion."

Damn, this is more pathetic than the "unfaithful elector" will vote Hillary to prevent Trump from taking office

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 07:06 PM (TN1P5)

263 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 07:03 PM (AllCR)

------

He's a good egg.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 07:07 PM (LY1IB)

264 At one time I think I liked Napolitano. But I can't remember why and now it certainly doesn't matter. Giant douche.
Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 07:06 PM (jUVms)

Many have dropped their mask.

Posted by: golfman at March 22, 2019 07:07 PM (OE84+)

265 258 At one time I think I liked Napolitano. But I can't remember why and now it certainly doesn't matter. Giant douche.
Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 07:06 PM (jUVms)

=====

He outlined the reasons why the income tax is inherently immoral. For that, I can never hate him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 22, 2019 07:07 PM (zZbCU)

266 flashback:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLEchPZm318

another flashback:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9ODH_ZjATI

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 07:07 PM (PbpT7)

267 Apologize to Mueller for what? Mueller should be condemned for wasting the tax payers money and skirting ethics and the law in his Don Quixote pursuit of Trump.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 07:07 PM (2DOZq)

268 >>I told my wife once that his guests are just meant to be witnesses...

zing!

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 07:07 PM (/tuJf)

269 The smartest people are in our government.

Posted by: JackStraw



One need only consider the incandescent intellect that is Joe Biden.

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2019 07:07 PM (T6t7i)

270 The old spin / new spin workout is key to maintaining your gainzzz.

Posted by: RBG at March 22, 2019 07:07 PM (786Ro)

271 Judge Napolitano was better when he was fat.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 22, 2019 07:07 PM (xPl2J)

272 I hope President Trump releases the whole damn thing.

Along with the FISA docs he said he would release months ago.

And direct the Attorney General to indict Steele as a foreign agent who attempted to tamper with a US Election.

Posted by: Don Q. at March 22, 2019 07:07 PM (NgKpN)

273 And direct the Attorney General to indict Steele as a foreign agent who attempted to tamper with a US Election.
Posted by: Don Q. at March 22, 2019 07:07 PM (NgKpN)

THIS

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 07:08 PM (oOwhS)

274 Judge Napolitano was better when he was fat.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 22, 2019 07:07 PM (xPl2J)

-------

Judge Nap's not fat anymore?

And all the other cucks are...

Maybe he's like the Picture of Dorian Cuck, losing all the weight the other cucks gain, until he just vanishes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 07:08 PM (LY1IB)

275 Hannity might talk for an hour straight tonight without taking a breath.

Posted by: JackStraw
......

Everybody that owns a parrot, put them in another room and close the door.

Posted by: wth at March 22, 2019 07:09 PM (v0R5T)

276 Make no mistake, no lack of indictments by Bob Mueller can wipe away the horrendous moral stain inflicted on this nation by the president's having fooled around with an enormous set of tits a mere 10 years before he ran for president.

Posted by: David French at March 22, 2019 07:09 PM (DuAZ5)

277 >>>271 Judge Napolitano was better when he was fat.


I've got you covered!

Posted by: Kevin "Learn to Carb" Williamson at March 22, 2019 07:09 PM (PbpT7)

278 I really just want Comey in an orange jumpsuit, crying about what's going to happen to his squeak-hole.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 07:09 PM (pUDQf)

279 Will Barr - or the Senate - ever address the obvious critical blazing question at the base of all this - was the appointment of a special counsel lawful and compliant with DOJ regs, and if so how and why? Let's see Rosie's second scope memo to Mueller, in full.


Don't think was ever damaged a bit by any of this, won't be now, but the country is seriously damaged. Yeah yeah there are a bunch of collateral outrages (DOJ, FBI, FISA court corruption and criminality), but how about the most basic issue at stake here, Barr? If this abuse of the special counsel power is allowed to pass unpunished, DOJ becomes a permanently dangerous cancer on the republic.


Big sports weekend? Oh, that basketball thing is already close to ending? I'm always behind on important stuff.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 07:09 PM (QDnY+)

280 Holy crap. Matthews is losing his mind. Spitting on guests, interuptions, and general insanity

It's delisious

Posted by: Redenzo at March 22, 2019 07:09 PM (14qvS)

281 emoluments - what gripes me so much about the clowns who bring that up is that not a single one of them even understands what an emolument actually is.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 07:09 PM (V2Yro)

282 Mueller's makes the best spaghetti. But he seems to have dropped the ball on Trump. I'm not sure how a pasta company got the contract to take Trump out, I'll need to revisit procedures with Chuck to see what happened here.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi is confused at March 22, 2019 07:09 PM (zmIJL)

283 Everybody that owns a parrot, put them in another room and close the door.
Posted by: wth at March 22, 2019 07:09 PM (v0R5T)

-------

"Tick Tock. Tick Tock Tick TAAAAAAWK!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 07:09 PM (LY1IB)

284 And direct the Attorney General to indict Steele as a foreign agent who attempted to tamper with a US Election.
Posted by: Don Q. at March 22, 2019 07:07 PM (NgKpN)

THIS
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 07:08 PM (oOwhS)

Why stop there?

The list is endless.

Posted by: golfman at March 22, 2019 07:10 PM (OE84+)

285 Jeebus. "Don't think TRUMP was ever damaged a bit by any of this, won't be now"

Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 07:10 PM (QDnY+)

286 276
Make no mistake, no lack of indictments by Bob Mueller can wipe away the
horrendous moral stain inflicted on this nation by the president's
having fooled around with an enormous set of tits a mere 10 years before
he ran for president.


It does speak to a real lack of taste.

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2019 07:10 PM (T6t7i)

287 CNN's spin is that there might be a "narrative" of being an UNWITTING agent of Russia, which would still be "terrifying." Erin Burnett, Real Reporter, just said this.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 07:10 PM (PbpT7)

288 Fuck Mueller. Nobody's read what in there yet that's going to be released. I'm sure theirs a few nuggets for his Democrat paymasters. You really think all thiose Democrats on his payroll didn't plant a few nice PR sentences for their party?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 07:10 PM (Y7Sl0)

289 Who was that guy Hitler says is coming to save them all in the Downfall video?

That's what SDNY is for the left now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 07:10 PM (39g3+)

290 Wallace"The cloud over Trumps head hasn't been removed, just lifted " Fucker.. and Fuck Fox

Posted by: Mr. Kellyann Conway at March 22, 2019 07:11 PM (O2RFr)

291 Well, well well. Mueller takes a Friday dump.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 22, 2019 07:11 PM (j0Zty)

292 Does March Madness exist if Obama doesn't do brackets?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 22, 2019 07:11 PM (I5TxG)

293 The meltdown I'm seeing from the left is still a distant second place, compared to Election night 2016.

My wife and I still slowdance to the NBC/CNN/MSNBC making the call that Trump won every November.

Posted by: portlandon at March 22, 2019 07:11 PM (+oR7L)

294 flashback:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLEchPZm318

another flashback:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9ODH_ZjATI
Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 07:07 PM (PbpT7)
+++++++++++
I doubt It'll be as good as the 2016 election night meltdown because they've been bracing for a while. It should yield some nice bits, though. And it will make "CNN was completely wrong and totally complicit in this debacle" supercuts for years to come.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2019 07:11 PM (I2dne)

295 It all started with a bed. A bed Obama slept in.

And then hooker. And too much Champaign.

Go over there, he said...

Where?

Over there. On the bed....

Really? Kinky...


And that's officially part of the history of the United States.

Thank you, Hillary.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 07:11 PM (pUDQf)

296 CNN's spin is that there might be a "narrative" of being an UNWITTING
agent of Russia, which would still be "terrifying."




Bahahahahaha. These people are pathetic.

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2019 07:12 PM (T6t7i)

297 I mean, they are all Baghdad Bob, "there can still be crimes and charges"

"Trump still could have committed crimes but he can't be indicted"
"This was only criminal, not counterintelligence"
"SDNY will save us"
"The House will save us"

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 07:12 PM (TN1P5)

298 I don't watch TV but I'd like to hear more about Matthews loosing his shit on air over the report.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 07:12 PM (jUVms)

299 158 Whatever is in the Mueller report, it ain't over til the Sovereign District of New York sings.

it's the SOUTHERN district you f****** dummy
Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (PbpT7)

--------

OMFG. Our Betters.

Isn't it kinda this douchebag's job to following this matter, and know something that a hillbilly like me knows?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 06:54 PM (LY1IB)

I thought it was a play on the loose relationship between the USA for the Southern District of New York and reality. Joined in equal measure by the DA for New York County, and the New York State Attorney General,

Posted by: Fox2! at March 22, 2019 07:12 PM (MwFQu)

300 And direct the Attorney General to indict Steele as a foreign agent who attempted to tamper with a US Election.

Well, don't overlook the Americans who paid him to do it.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 22, 2019 07:12 PM (oVJmc)

301 258 At one time I think I liked Napolitano. But I can't remember why and now it certainly doesn't matter. Giant douche."

He was going on yesterday about how wonderful some left wing Climate Change ruling was. Judge Nappy would dress up like a gimp and eat dog food out of a bowl on stage if he was paid.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 07:12 PM (V2Yro)

302 A lot of people actually, actively believed the magical russian fairy tale. They weren't just pushing this to make Trump look bad, they actually *believed* it.

Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at March 22, 2019 07:12 PM (q177U)

303 "It does speak to a real lack of taste."

I give the benefit of the doubt on Stormy Daniels to Trump. He was meeting her because he wanted to put her on The Apprentice. She blackmailed him.

Karen McDougal on the other handv... Yowzaa!

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 22, 2019 07:12 PM (1UZdv)

304 284 And direct the Attorney General to indict Steele as a foreign agent who attempted to tamper with a US Election.
Posted by: Don Q. at March 22, 2019 07:07 PM (NgKpN)

THIS
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 07:08 PM (oOwhS)

Why stop there?

The list is endless.
Posted by: golfman at March 22, 2019 07:10 PM (OE84+)

Because Steele, being a foreign spy, would roll over on those who hired him to do this to stay out of GITMO.

He would be the one who could bring down the entire Clinton Cabal.

Posted by: Don Q. at March 22, 2019 07:12 PM (NgKpN)

305 and what of the people who needlessly suffered at the hands of mueller's inquisition? midnight raids with guns drawn, hours and days grilled, millions in legal fees, reputations ruined - there's no compensation for them.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 22, 2019 07:12 PM (Pg+x7)

306 Yeah, WTF Chrissy Wallace. What a douche.

What cloud Chris, you cuck fag

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 07:12 PM (Y7Sl0)

307 You know who should have her own show on FOXNews? Mollie Hemingway.

She ran rings around 95% of the assembled personnel WRT the BIG THING THAT MATTERS which was TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP COLLUSION. THE story that drove hundreds of millions of dollars worth of revenue for that company (not to mention every other "news" outlet) while they hyperventilated over a lie to smear the majority of the nation (because Trump is just a proxy) was rarely covered properly or fairly. Except Hemingway nailed it, day in day out, for (now) years.

Give her Krauthammer's permanent slot as Contributor Emeritus at the least.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 22, 2019 07:13 PM (6eEQ+)

308 Tingles Matthews ought to be handing out complimentary raincoats and umbrellas to his guests this evening. The spittle is a-flyin'!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 22, 2019 07:13 PM (zmIJL)

309 Yeah, Teh Donald has to wield the declassification hammer like Thor, at least to some extent.


And the issue of the "allied" intel services is quite intriguing. As in, outrageous, and damning.


Brennan the nutcase airhead needs to be in prison, and a few "allies" need to be publicly humiliated and punished (though May is such an idiot, such a pathetic creature, that punishing the UK will almost be unsatisfying).



Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 07:13 PM (QDnY+)

310 I thought it was a play on the loose relationship between the USA for the Southern District of New York and reality. Joined in equal measure by the DA for New York County, and the New York State Attorney General,
Posted by: Fox2! at March 22, 2019 07:12 PM (MwFQu)
+++++++++
You're giving *way* too much credit to these people. A subtle and sarcastic point like that is impossible based 100% of the evidence to date.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2019 07:13 PM (I2dne)

311 Mueller passed on prosecuting Manafort years ago.

Similarly, Soviet prosecutors would keep old charges in their back pocket for years until such time as the subject committed a political crime, such as Aiding an Unapproved Candidate.

You apologize for me, Jonah. You've got your grovel down.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 22, 2019 07:13 PM (Ndje9)

312 287 CNN's spin is that there might be a "narrative" of being an UNWITTING agent of Russia, which would still be "terrifying." Erin Burnett, Real Reporter, just said this.
Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 07:10 PM (PbpT7

As opposed to, say, delivery of Uranium after payment to Clinton Foundation, which is witting.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 07:13 PM (pUDQf)

313 CNN's spin is that there might be a "narrative" of being an UNWITTING agent of Russia, which would still be "terrifying." Erin Burnett, Real Reporter, just said this.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 07:10 PM (PbpT7)
..........


Ooh ooh. That's it. Trump is an unwitting agent of Russia! Car 54 where are you?

Posted by: wth at March 22, 2019 07:13 PM (v0R5T)

314 Whatever is in the Mueller report, it ain't over til the Sovereign District of New York sings.

it's the SOUTHERN district you fucking dummy
Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (PbpT7)


I thought it was SOUTHERN immunity.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2019 07:13 PM (FNsjY)

315 Well, time for some wine to celebrate.. Either way this part of the coup is finished

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 07:13 PM (O2RFr)

316 that IDIOT Judge Napolitano



He has great hair. Like Stalin!

Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself at March 22, 2019 07:13 PM (yQpMk)

317 I think anybody sane on Fox News should bail for OANN before the place collapses.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 07:14 PM (39g3+)

318 So, I owe Mueller an apology for spending two years
investigating bullshit in a set-up political hit job while he ruined
people's lives by threatening their families and plowing over their
rights?

Gee. Thanks, Bob.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 22, 2019 07:04 PM (oVJmc)


You also owe him somewhere north of $20 million.

Posted by: mugiwara at March 22, 2019 07:14 PM (B623R)

319 I think we can all agree we are "unwilling dupes" of the Russians- can't we?


Honestly these people are just babbling like infants now.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 07:14 PM (Y7Sl0)

320 Again:

The left is nuts and this will only make them nuttier.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 07:14 PM (jUVms)

321 I gave up on Fox, but not above watching another Leftist news program if this report does get released.

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 07:14 PM (BbGew)

322 292 Does March Madness exist if Obama doesn't do brackets?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 22, 2019 07:11 PM (I5TxG)

He did, saw am article on it yesterday.

Like we are supposed to care.

Posted by: Don Q. at March 22, 2019 07:14 PM (NgKpN)

323 Where does my President go to get his reputation back? I want him to put some aholes in prison. Or onboard a helicopter. That's what I want.

Posted by: Eromero at March 22, 2019 07:14 PM (qBNEP)

324 And direct the Attorney General to indict Steele as a foreign agent who attempted to tamper with a US Election.

Posted by: Don Q. at March 22, 2019 07:07 PM (NgKpN)



THIS
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 07:08 PM (oOwhS


Yes - time to really start swinging back with the lawfare.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 22, 2019 07:14 PM (0QYMt)

325 I haven't seen treason like this since The Falcon and The Snowman.

Posted by: Louise Mensch at March 22, 2019 07:15 PM (tRLIC)

326 Erin Burnett doesn't even have nice cans, and my dog is smarter.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 07:15 PM (Y7Sl0)

327 ... the special counsel statute must be reviewed and reined in.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 22, 2019 07:15 PM (Pg+x7)

328 Matthews is moving to question the entire premise of Russian collusion. If no one's getting indicted in the inner circle, how can you say that Trump is the ring leader.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 22, 2019 07:15 PM (1UZdv)

329
Brian Cates
@drawandstrike
I was never kidding about Stealth Jeff. When you all see Horowitz's report and he testifies, you'll know.

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 07:16 PM (BqBId)

330 Years ago when I watched TV "news" (at least to some extent), I recall thinking Napolitano was an idiot the first time I heard him. Hard to believe he was ever given a regular gig. He's an idiot. Obviously. I mean, even by TV, Fox, and "news" standards, he comes off as stupid.


That's some low, low bars there.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 07:16 PM (QDnY+)

331 313 CNN's spin is that there might be a "narrative" of being an UNWITTING agent of Russia, which would still be "terrifying." Erin Burnett, Real Reporter, just said this.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 07:10 PM (PbpT7)
..........


Ooh ooh. That's it. Trump is an unwitting agent of Russia! Car 54 where are you?
Posted by: wth at March 22, 2019 07:13 PM (v0R5T)

Jes, we had him right where we wanted him.

Would have worked if not for Moose and Squirrel!

Posted by: Boris Badanov, Russian Agent at March 22, 2019 07:16 PM (NgKpN)

332 The wheels of the bus are closing in on Mueller.

Posted by: schizoid at March 22, 2019 07:16 PM (YjT8w)

333 3 minutes of coordinated talking point "It's the beginning of the end" of the Trump Presidency
from years ago

https://tinyurl.com/y8ekwvku

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 07:17 PM (AllCR)

334 The Southern District of New York? You mean that branch that answers to AG Barr? The one where every attorney can be released or transferred if they don't like the instructions they receive? That SDNY?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 22, 2019 07:17 PM (0QYMt)

335 And that's officially part of the history of the United States.

Thank you, Hillary.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 07:11 PM (pUDQf)

The Russians probably burned or fumigated the mattresses after Obama slept there. After recovering the bugs they planted, of course.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 07:17 PM (nPGq2)

336 And now they're saying the Mueller investigation was only about the obstruction of justice by firing Comey, and he could still be investigation that, maybe he"handed off" to SDNY.

LULZ

They are spinning seven different ways to Sunday in this

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 07:17 PM (TN1P5)

337 CNN's spin is that there might be a "narrative" of being an UNWITTING agent of Russia, which would still be "terrifying." Erin Burnett, Real Reporter, just said this.
Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 07:10 PM (PbpT7)
+++++++++
Pull the other one, CNN. Which is more reasonable?
1) Trump didn't conspire with Russia or other foreign entities to win the election.
- or -
2) Foreign agents are so powerful, manipulative, well-connected, careful and devious that they manipulated a political campaign consisting of hundreds of people to accomplish their nefarious goals, and they did so with such total subtly they evaded all detection for years.

Occam's razor says "the first one."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2019 07:17 PM (I2dne)

338 I had more collusion with a hot female Russian exchange student in the 90s than Trump did.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 07:17 PM (pUDQf)

339 The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.

Posted by: Lord Comey at March 22, 2019 07:17 PM (LuPts)

340 Where does my President go to get his reputation back?
Posted by: Eromero at March 22, 2019 07:14 PM (qBNEP)

And all us supporters.

Looking at The Bulwark. Dead in the eye.

Posted by: golfman at March 22, 2019 07:18 PM (OE84+)

341 So- basically the DNC Funded Dossier has become a contribution to Trump's reelection campaign?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 07:19 PM (Y7Sl0)

342 Bret Baier is a 1% twat who should be grateful to god he didnt kill his family for driving like an asshole.

Posted by: BluesFish at March 22, 2019 07:19 PM (H4ZHm)

343 It's going to be an early night for Trump.

Every night for the next two years.

Posted by: MFM at March 22, 2019 07:19 PM (6eEQ+)

344 Part of me is enjoying the left's crazy, another part of me is scared shitless the left is this crazy. What won't they say or do?

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 07:19 PM (jUVms)

345 Can President Trump fire Mueller now?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 22, 2019 07:19 PM (Z+IKu)

346 and they did so with such total subtly they evaded all detection for years.

...under the Obama administration's watch

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 07:19 PM (39g3+)

347 Why does everybody think this clears Trump? He's obviously a Russian spy, loves hookers and porn stars, eats too much ice cream, and said doody on more than one occasion.

Posted by: Don LeeMoan at March 22, 2019 07:19 PM (v0R5T)

348 Here's Ten Reasons Why The Mueller Report is Actually Bad For Trump!

Posted by: The Bulwark at March 22, 2019 07:19 PM (pUDQf)

349 I was going to say Scott Adams' next Periscope is gonna be lit AF, but he did one an 1hr ago!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 07:20 PM (W+vEI)

350 330 Years ago when I watched TV "news" (at least to some extent), I recall thinking Napolitano was an idiot the first time I heard him. Hard to believe he was ever given a regular gig. He's an idiot. Obviously. I mean, even by TV, Fox, and "news" standards, he comes off as stupid.


That's some low, low bars there.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 07:16 PM (QDnY+)

IIRC I think he always identified himself as a Libertarian. His nuttiness was no surprise to me.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 07:20 PM (2DOZq)

351 Here's why counting on the SDNY is so foolish for the left - they're thinking like Trump was some small time operator who did things on the fly. BUT he was a major developer, with a whole team of lawyers and accountants, who handled all of the day to day operational details. And in a related sense, all of his operations were run by managers, Trump himself was never involved in the day to day details.

But now they think they're going to dig into the day to day details and find some personal Crimes by Trump. Right. (Not to mention that if there was anything going on in Trump's tax returns, Obama's IRS would have nailed him years ago)

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 07:20 PM (V2Yro)

352 You know who else was an unwitting dupe of the Russian.

Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself at March 22, 2019 07:20 PM (yQpMk)

353 Horowitz has an enormous burden to make up for white-washing the Clinton Espionage Act parade of crimes (by both perps and "investigators"), doubt he will meet it.


Remember, kids, an outlandish, brazen, open, sustained, organized violation of the Espionage Act (with foreign exploitation) by the senior cabinet member (State is No. 1), top national security official and statutory member of the NSC, and her entire team, topped by clownish and obvious obstruction and destruction of evidence by *both* the perps and "investigators" ...... was just an unfortunate case of "defensible investigative judgments".


Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 07:20 PM (QDnY+)

354 Can't wait to see what happens to Trump's approval rating next week.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 07:20 PM (/tuJf)

355 A counterintelligence investigation WOULD be a criminal investigation.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (5UfE7

Wrong, according to people who should know.

Posted by: Jake from State Farm. at March 22, 2019 07:21 PM (Jj+59)

356 353 Horowitz has an enormous burden to make up for white-washing the Clinton Espionage Act parade of crimes (by both perps and "investigators"), doubt he will meet it.


Remember, kids, an outlandish, brazen, open, sustained, organized violation of the Espionage Act (with foreign exploitation) by the senior cabinet member (State is No. 1), top national security official and statutory member of the NSC, and her entire team, topped by clownish and obvious obstruction and destruction of evidence by *both* the perps and "investigators" ...... was just an unfortunate case of "defensible investigative judgments".


Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 07:20 PM (QDnY


Yup.

Wipe a server? Like with a cloth??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 07:22 PM (pUDQf)

357 People start to see Trump is the victim. The Democrats phony investigations make that worse for them.

But keepgoing

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 07:22 PM (Y7Sl0)

358 If Piss Matthews doesnt stroke out tonite, I'll be surprised

Posted by: BluesFish at March 22, 2019 07:22 PM (H4ZHm)

359 The Congress must Impeach Trump in order to get Mueller under oath and see if TRUMMMMMP obstructed Justice.

F U Chris Matthew

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 22, 2019 07:22 PM (dKiJG)

360 There was never any Trump Russia Collusion. Democrats made it up because they are wicked and evil. They are deceivers and of The Lie.

John McCain was a wicked and evil man in his public and his private life. I regret lying to myself and lying to others by pretending he was a "patriot" or a "flawed, but good man" He wasn't and I knew it and I lied anyway because I wanted to win and be loyal to team R. Same for the Iraq War nonsense. May God forgive me.

Hillary Clinton and the Democrats are literal Satanists. They worship themselves like Lucifer and like him they pretend they are their own god and their Lie can make them a new world like God's Word made the world. But it cannot.

So they Lie and say a this man is a trans-woman but that does not make it so. And in their heart they know it and they hate it and hate themselves and hate God for it all and you can see and feel the hate and suffering and rage when they speak. They have sold their souls for The Lie. Soros, Kristol, Hillary all look miserable and pathetic even when they win, because they are.

God's Truth is as it is and no more. We cannot change it and they cannot change it. The Truth can't be debated down or haggled with or redefined. It was, it is, and it will be.

But things look dark. The Lie looks stronger than ever and I don't know how he Truth will win over he Lie but eventually it will because the Truth IS and the Lie IS NOT.

God Bless.

Posted by: Monarchist Pikachu - The Enlightenment was a Mistake at March 22, 2019 07:22 PM (aqpW6)

361 And direct the Attorney General to indict Steele as a foreign agent who attempted to tamper with a US Election.
Posted by: Don Q. at March 22, 2019 07:07 PM (NgKpN)

Invite him over for some reason, then hit him with a warrant in the jetway.

Posted by: Fox2! at March 22, 2019 07:22 PM (MwFQu)

362 Seems legit: "What won't they say or do?"

Nothing because there is no cost. If anyone thinks shaming them is punishment, think again. They are shameless.

There needs to be actual terminations and prosecutions of those who engaged in this conspired coup and smear.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 22, 2019 07:22 PM (6eEQ+)

363 When you all see Horowitz's report and he testifies, you'll know.


Just once I'd like to have the fire this time.

Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself at March 22, 2019 07:23 PM (yQpMk)

364 Everyone on twitter should start tweeting at Democrats telling them if they really want Russian collusion, they should think about investigating Hillary at the State Dept.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 07:23 PM (pUDQf)

365 Scott Adam jokingly asks, "Is it just me, or does Adam Schiff sound disappointed the president is not a Russian agent?"

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 07:23 PM (W+vEI)

366 Napolitano's not nutty, just dumb. Beyond the most trivial area of law in which me might have had direct experience, don't recall him every saying anything sensible or useful about his supposed area of expertise. He always seemed like some guy they just grabbed and stuck in front of a camera, who never really understood serious issues.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 07:23 PM (QDnY+)

367 https://tinyurl.com/y8ekwvku
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 07:17 PM (AllCR)

--------

I have this playing in the background and I'm dying here!!

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 07:23 PM (jUVms)

368 Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 07:20 PM (QDnY+)

Especially in light of the just released info about her e-mails on her private server about Israel.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 07:24 PM (2DOZq)

369 You really think all thiose Democrats on his payroll didn't plant a few nice PR sentences for their party?
Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 07:10 PM (Y7Sl0)

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Oh, I'm confident there will be. And will be used as flimsy justifications for further witch hunting in the House and SDNY.

They have to keep the investigation going, after all.

Bu this is still a good old-fashioned slip on the banana peel.

A lot of people will be furious/giggling at the State.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 07:24 PM (LY1IB)

370 The Southern District of New York? You mean that branch that answers to AG Barr? The one where every attorney can be released or transferred if they don't like the instructions they receive? That SDNY?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 22, 2019 07:17 PM (0QYMt)


Apparently they do not know that...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 22, 2019 07:24 PM (1g7ch)

371 Haven't watched the commie news for several years. Watching Matthews is a hoot. Now he's hanging his hat on Mueller not interviewing PDT. LOL.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at March 22, 2019 07:24 PM (ZTJjv)

372 I think the report is going to be chock full of bullshit the Dems will eat up, and could possibly point at the hILLRY mess. Nobody is going to be happy. It's been two year goatfuck of epic proportions.
No party at my house yet.

Posted by: wth at March 22, 2019 07:25 PM (v0R5T)

373 LOOOOL Bill Clinton didn't ignore a subpoena, That ass knew that Bill Clinton had to sit for a Civil Suit not a a Criminal investigation.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 22, 2019 07:25 PM (dKiJG)

374 *throws highball glass across room*

There damn well better be a FRESH NEW dossier on my desk ASAP which nails Trump to the fucking wall or I know one limey who will find my cankle so far up his ass he'll be eating my shoe!
Posted by: Hillary at March 22, 2019 06:44 PM (DuAZ5)

*****

You wanted Russia, you will get Polska Kebasa and you will like it!

Posted by: The Soup Rat at March 22, 2019 07:25 PM (qZth+)

375 Now he's hanging his hat on Mueller not interviewing PDT. LOL.


I guess Herr Mueller was going to pull a Perry Mason on Trump and he would confess.

Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself at March 22, 2019 07:26 PM (yQpMk)

376 Why am I reminded of the Black Knight in Holy Grail?

"Tis but a scratch" "had worse"

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 22, 2019 07:26 PM (1UZdv)

377 Apparently they do not know that...

Or they do know that, and don't care because they are confident nothing will be done to stop them. Because the President is totally hands off and does nothing to direct the DOJ to do anything whatsoever.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 07:26 PM (39g3+)

378 Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 07:23 PM (QDnY+)

Respectfully disagree. He has some of the Lyndon LaRouche nuttiness about him IMO.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 07:26 PM (2DOZq)

379 Matthews is incredulous. Hey, there was an investigation...where's the charges? LOL

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at March 22, 2019 07:27 PM (ZTJjv)

380 I guess the good news is that either by hook or by crook, they found nothing.

Which means either someone refused to play dirty pool (cause you know that trial balloon was floated) or they wanted to play dirty pool but couldn't come up with anything that wasn't utterly laughable.

I do thank the Lord that the coup attempt was thwarted, however it happened.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 07:27 PM (pUDQf)

381 >>@themarketswork

>>Mueller concluded with no further indictments. That means no collusion.

>>Barr's letter makes clear that Mueller's Investigation was not hindered. That means no obstruction.

>>Worth considering.

>>Implications for IG Horowitz's investigation and what he's likely to conclude.


Yes Jeff, yes it is.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 07:27 PM (/tuJf)

382 I do thank the Lord that the coup attempt was thwarted, however it happened.

They're not done yet.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 07:28 PM (39g3+)

383 Which means either someone refused to play dirty pool (cause you know that trial balloon was floated) or they wanted to play dirty pool but couldn't come up with anything that wasn't utterly laughable.

I do thank the Lord that the coup attempt was thwarted, however it happened.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 07:27 PM (pUDQf)
+++++++++
Just wait for Act II

Posted by: The Deep State at March 22, 2019 07:29 PM (I2dne)

384 IT COULD BE THE BEGINNING OF THE END AS THE BOMBSHELL SIGNALS THAT THE WALLS ARE CLOSING AND STUFF!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 22, 2019 07:29 PM (UOVq+)

385 They're not done yet.


We will be lucky if they are done as we shovel the dirt onto them.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 07:29 PM (yQpMk)

386 Judicial Watch has found another 750+pages of Killary's classified emails.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 22, 2019 07:29 PM (j0Zty)

387 Matthews is incredulous. Hey, there was an investigation...where's the charges? LOL

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at March 22, 2019 07:27 PM (ZTJjv)
........

1. Presidentin' without a license
2. Grabby hands
3. He said doody

Posted by: wth at March 22, 2019 07:29 PM (v0R5T)

388 YOU GUYS!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 22, 2019 07:29 PM (UOVq+)

389 Imagine how clean Trump has to be (even surprising to me and I love the guy) with the weight of the government going through even his lawyers shit and they come up with nothing. Absolutely incredible. In the best way possible.

I've said it before and I'll say it many times, I think (and pray) that Trump has a providence on him.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 07:30 PM (jUVms)

390 "The wheels are coming off of the walls as they close in on Donald Trump's presidency as it comes to an end!!!!"
--Leftist commmenter

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 07:30 PM (39g3+)

391 Silly Young Thing on with Matthews. "Trump must be in thrall to Putin. What else would explain his behavior. Moscow Tower! Moscow Tower!"

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 22, 2019 07:30 PM (1UZdv)

392 Can we ungird our loins now?

Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2019 07:30 PM (786Ro)

393 Is anyone else sick of the word colluding?

Posted by: The Soup Rat at March 22, 2019 07:30 PM (qZth+)

394 Fire up the Ukranian collusion investigation!

Posted by: Undocumented at March 22, 2019 07:30 PM (OkKDg)

395 OT, but WTFF? Leaked memo shows USMC Commandant views border-security work by Marines to represent an unacceptable hit on combat readiness and training?


The situation is now so far past parody that entirely new languages must be invented to describe it.


Expedient, limited use of military assets to, literally, secure US territory against massive criminal, drug, human trafficking, illegal migration, public health, and terror/security threats *that are actually ongoing and causing great damage* is not OK if it affects "readiness" to deploy to distant locations few Americans can place on a map to fight undefined potential conflicts?


Major major embarrassment for the Corps. Commandant may have only been ID'ing costs/risks he assessed arising from this use of some Marine personnel and assets. But that s**t needs to stay inside. That whole little chain-of-command thinggy. But apart from process issues, the substance also sounds ridiculous, like a parody of out-of-touch Beltway thinking.


Besides - the Marines dropped off some extra fencing materials at the gun club yesterday, gratis, after helping add some concertina wire to the fencing in the eastern San Diego sector. Which was nice of them.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 07:31 PM (QDnY+)

396 Judicial Watch has found another 750+pages of Killary's classified emails.

Yep. Many of them include government business. Every single one a count of illegal activity. To add to the thousands of counts of this before, along with espionage charges.

To which the DOJ will shrug and do nothing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 07:31 PM (39g3+)

397 You guys should watch the video Felonspoke linked on the media all saying for 2 years "the beginning of the end for Trump."

It's a feel good video.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 07:31 PM (jUVms)

398 "Imagine how clean Trump has to be"

Roy Cohn taught Trump well. Seriously.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 22, 2019 07:32 PM (1UZdv)

399 Matthews is losing his mind. Spitting on guests, interuptions, and general insanity

It's delisious
Posted by: Redenz



Isn't that how Matthews always acts?

Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2019 07:32 PM (786Ro)

400 The Russians buried this of course. Now they will need to investigate the Russian interference in the investigation.

Posted by: freaked at March 22, 2019 07:32 PM (UdKB7)

401 Reminds me of the last scene of Smokey and the Bandit. As the wheel falls off his beat up squad car, Sherrif Justice is still trying to chase Bandit screaming, "I'm not giving up! I'm not giving up!"

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2019 07:32 PM (gC2IV)

402 OT, but WTFF? Leaked memo shows USMC Commandant views border-security work by Marines to represent an unacceptable hit on combat readiness and training?

As much as I respect and honor our armed forces, there are always jackwagons in it, and too many of them end up getting promoted, particularly when a radical leftist is president for 8 years.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 07:32 PM (39g3+)

403 Is anyone else sick of the word colluding?

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Helliva lot better than "gravitas" or "protocols".

Posted by: Undocumented at March 22, 2019 07:33 PM (OkKDg)

404 Expect the SDNY to say that Trump committed fraud by claiming real estate values for insurance purposes that were much higher than their depreciated values fo tax purposes. Even though that's how the real estate game is played.

AOC got to preview this in a hearing.
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 22, 2019 06:48 PM (1UZdv

If he pays the premium on the higher value, and the insurance company has the opportunity to review the property, how is that fraud?

I see it all the time, on my home and even on antiques roadshow. They say "at auction this could bring x, but I would insure it for x + 10."

Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 07:33 PM (XROPS)

405 To which the DOJ will shrug and do nothing.


In fairness, the SoL has expired.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 07:33 PM (yQpMk)

406 There has been a Nood for a while now, fyi.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 07:34 PM (ffYR/)

407 That sumbitch..!

Posted by: Justice at March 22, 2019 07:34 PM (nzKWW)

408 Hardball
@hardball
"My only conclusion is that the President transmitted to Mueller that he would take the 5th. He would never talk to him and therefore, Mueller decided it wasn't worth the subpoena fight." @KenDilanianNBC on Mueller concluding his report. #Hardball

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 07:34 PM (BqBId)

409 Apologize to Mueller for what? Mueller should be condemned for wasting the tax payers money and skirting ethics and the law in his Don Quixote pursuit of Trump.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation
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Gross prosecutorial misconduct, abuse.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2019 07:34 PM (xSo9G)

410 Can't resist temptation - I defer to your call on this. As I said, I haven't watched him in many years. Back when I did see him a few times, he struck me as dumb. Instantly. Not articulate and not at all well versed in the subject areas he presumably was on to discuss.


Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 07:34 PM (QDnY+)

411 Just wait 'til the Zoning Board issues their report on differences of opinion over property values!

Posted by: The #Professional Liars at March 22, 2019 07:35 PM (Ndje9)

412 Is anyone else sick of the word colluding?

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Helliva lot better than "gravitas" or "protocols".

Posted by: Undocumented at March 22, 2019 07:33 PM (OkKDg)
..........

or "bipartisan" or "comprehensive"

Posted by: wth at March 22, 2019 07:35 PM (v0R5T)

413 In fairness, the SoL has expired.

I'm skeptical that espionage has a statute of limitations.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 07:35 PM (39g3+)

414 I just picked up some food in a local restaurant. There was a guy inside ranting like a lunatic about this- how could Mueller let Trump off blah, blah. Dude was so loud the owner told him to leave because he was scaring people. He did leave, but whoo boy. Psychiatrists are gonna be working overtime the next few days.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 07:36 PM (VkWRL)

415 https://tinyurl.com/y8ekwvku
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 07:17 PM (AllCR)


LMAO!!! this one is GREAT

Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at March 22, 2019 07:37 PM (q177U)

416 @404

Yes, its bullshit. But the focus will be on the discrepancy with the depreciated tax value. It makes Trump look like a tax cheat.

And they'll try to spin something out of Deutsche Bank loans.

And some Russian bought a round of golf. Emoluments!

And Jared's not out of the woods over 666 Fifth

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 22, 2019 07:37 PM (1UZdv)

417 Somewhat related, and funny given the Left's/MSM's current obsession with protecting us from conspiracy theories (see: anti-vax censoring):


@Cernovich

Russiagate is the most widespread conspiracy theory in American history, with the most dangerous being WMDs in Iraq.

John McCain was essential to spreading both democracy-shattering hoaxes.



BOOM!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 07:38 PM (W+vEI)

418 $30 million, 2 years and 4000 pages later:

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

Posted by: Dion at March 22, 2019 07:42 PM (1rRtN)

419 If the Five Eyes are responsible for holding up the release of the FISA materials ...

Posted by: Fox2! at March 22, 2019 07:44 PM (MwFQu)

420 The headline is "Dumb Bombshell". I read it as "Dumbshell".

Posted by: mrp at March 22, 2019 07:45 PM (RGKqg)

421 How the hell can we have a country where half the population has the
emotional maturity of toddlers and intelligence of a retarded tapir.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 22, 2019 06:50 PM (9X624)
NOT retarded tapir. Soda cracker. Retarded tapirs are TOO intelligent.

Posted by: Grannymimi at March 22, 2019 08:00 PM (u5LFV)

422 Buffs nails, got a first and now a Nood

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 22, 2019 08:04 PM (XjrCx)

423 395 OT, but WTFF? Leaked memo shows USMC Commandant views border-security work by Marines to represent an unacceptable hit on combat readiness and training?


The situation is now so far past parody that entirely new languages must be invented to describe it.


Expedient, limited use of military assets to, literally, secure US territory against massive criminal, drug, human trafficking, illegal migration, public health, and terror/security threats *that are actually ongoing and causing great damage* is not OK if it affects "readiness" to deploy to distant locations few Americans can place on a map to fight undefined potential conflicts?


Major major embarrassment for the Corps. Commandant may have only been ID'ing costs/risks he assessed arising from this use of some Marine personnel and assets. But that s**t needs to stay inside. That whole little chain-of-command thinggy. But apart from process issues, the substance also sounds ridiculous, like a parody of out-of-touch Beltway thinking.


Besides - the Marines dropped off some extra fencing materials at the gun club yesterday, gratis, after helping add some concertina wire to the fencing in the eastern San Diego sector. Which was nice of them.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 07:31 PM (QDnY+)


So, you're saying you think the Commandant (or his staff with his knowledge and approval) leaked that memo?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 22, 2019 08:25 PM (di1hb)

424 the only foreign collusion was by the DNC and Clinton with the attempt to spy on, and then frame, the Trump campaign. But, as this is "unable to be seen", there is none.

Posted by: thrint in hiding at March 22, 2019 09:11 PM (1XtI9)

425 Napalitano has too high of a regard for the judicial branch, even when the courts were taking on issues that the Congress had walled off from judicial entanglement.

Posted by: Fox2! at March 22, 2019 09:23 PM (MwFQu)

426 ace, the problem will be at the NY state level.

If neither Mueller nor SDNY Federal prosecutors indict, they don't have to pass a bill before bringing Trump and his family into a NY kangaroo court.

"Presidential pardons only apply to federal crimes, but current New York law keeps district attorneys from bringing similar state charges if a president pardons someone for a particular crime.

The bill, written by Attorney General Letitia James' office, would change that."

http://tinyurl.com/y43px8ub

Posted by: SDN at March 22, 2019 10:07 PM (4IlOG)

427 The liberal spin is going to be "he got away with it". because they will never give up Muh Russian Collusion.

It will be entered into the historical record right along with A Right Wing Climate Of Hate In Dallas Is What *Really* Killed JFK And Not A Democratic Socialist Named Oswald

Posted by: like anything ever changes at March 23, 2019 12:24 AM (MO30/)

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