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Wildflowers
John William Waterhouse

Posted by: CBD at 09:45 AM




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1 A little breezy?

Posted by: BignJames at March 27, 2019 09:46 AM (ykq7q)

2 Blow me down!

Posted by: goatexchange at March 27, 2019 09:46 AM (iBmJc)

3 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2019 09:47 AM (Ol/Jg)

4 Once again, we get promised nude, and she's fully dressed.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 27, 2019 09:47 AM (VaN/j)

5 Willowed:

Ka-Bar makes a very nice tactical spork.

And no, I'm not kidding.

Imagine the shame of being slain by a spork.
Posted by: GnuBreed


Besides their tactical spork, they have a tactical bottle opener, tactical ice scraper for windshields, and tactical chop sticks.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2019 09:47 AM (Ol/Jg)

6 Love it. It's a dream; she is not real; she will grow old and shrivel up and eventually die. But it is a beautiful dream.

Posted by: Caliban at March 27, 2019 09:48 AM (qEujL)

7 I'd hit it.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 27, 2019 09:48 AM (jsWA8)

8 She's got a tongue like an electric eel and she likes the taste of a MAN's tonsils!

Posted by: Lord Flashheart at March 27, 2019 09:48 AM (iXnsK)

9 Top ten?

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at March 27, 2019 09:48 AM (0r1YL)

10 I like it, but it is mostly her.

Posted by: Vic at March 27, 2019 09:48 AM (mpXpK)

11 Tom Petty (R.I.P.) wrote and sang a beautiful sone entitled "Wildflowers." Please listen to it. It is uplifting and sweet. I listened to it dozens of times after my divorce.

Will listen now.

Good morning y'all. Peace, love and smooches.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 27, 2019 09:48 AM (PkVlr)

12 Very pretty. She looks like one of those Bouguereau girls.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 27, 2019 09:48 AM (JoUsr)

13 Any dragons bothering you, fair maiden, that I may dispatch them for you?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 27, 2019 09:48 AM (hLRSq)

14 Purty.

Posted by: GWB at March 27, 2019 09:49 AM (7kVu3)

15 Her wig is about to fly off

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 27, 2019 09:49 AM (dm05u)

16 The libs believe this is a current photo of RGB.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 27, 2019 09:49 AM (iXnsK)

17 A Saga:

Fu Manchu sits in his office at the Lucky Dragon II Dine-In & Carry-Out and types into his computer.
"Welcome to Go-To Meeting. You are the host, there are six participants."
"Alright," Fu says. "Chief-Inspector Mueller and Francois came up empty handed. We need a new plan to remove the Golden Scalp Weasel. I may regret this, but I shall open the floor for suggestions."
"What our group needs," Hillary states, "is a name."
"Yes," Cobra Commander hisses. "A name. How about COBRA?"
"Quit pushing your agenda, you doofus," Adam Schiff states. "We need something that will get respect, like the Select Subcommittee on Interrogating and Skinning WEASELS!" he finishes screaming, froth flying from his lips.
"Calm yourself - here, chew on some aluminum foil," Jerrold Nadler says, passing over his personal roll of Reynolds Wrap. "I never leave the House without it. Now, how about the Brigade of Baddies?"
"AHOY! that's great, and we need a logo. I suggest a pirate ship, with cannons and pirates, and cutlasses, and parrots with eyepatches and pirates!" Cap'n Bill suggests.
A red-faced Fu Manchu finally breaks in and yells "Enough! This is a serious meeting, we have no time for imbecilic cartoon villainy!"
"Man, that's harsh," Cobra Commander says.
"Dude, chill," Obama says. "All's cool, man. No need to be such a buzzkill," before giggling.
"Are you high?"
"Me and the House Freshmen, we're just sampling some of Colorado's finest choom, no need to harsh our mellow." He then inhales on a massive joint. "Dude, what do you think the color blue sounds like?"
Fu mutes Obama and says "I want to get this meeting back on track..."
Cap'n Bill mutters "Stop pushing, hey..." before being shoved off screen by John Brennan. "As a former intelligence agent I can say that getting to the Golden Scalp Weasel is difficult due to the layers of protection. We need something to draw the beast out into the open, into a designated kill-zone where we can hit it hard. A fellow commie like you must agree with this."
"How many times I tell you? I Am Not A Commie! I am a Mandarin and I shall restore the Imperial Dynasty! But you are correct Crazy-Eyes, the Golden Scalp Weasel must be drawn out. How?"
"He's triumphant," Hillary says, her face alternately turning pale purple and red purple. "He claims vindication after Mueller couldn't find the evidence that I manufactured - I mean, pointed out was available. He won't resist a victory lap. He'll do rallies, and somewhere in this route he can be tripped up."
"Yes, this is acceptable planning. You should try it more often Hillary."
"I had a plan but they all betrayed me! All of them! When I am Empress of North America I shall make them pay! They'll pay, all of them!" As she rants, Fu mutes her feed.
"I have the seed of a plan," Fu states. "I will require the forces of COBRA and the persistent insane malignancy of Schiff and Nadler."
"What about me?" Cap'n Bill asks.
"I have tasking for you," Fu says, adding "imbecile." under his breath.
"That's great! AHOY! The Brigade of Baddies is a go!"
The rest cheer drowning out Fu Manchu's protests that they are not the Brigade of Baddies until he finally cancels the meeting.
"Please my ancestors, let us not fail at this so I no longer have to tolerate these mental midgets."

To be Continued...

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 27, 2019 09:49 AM (hLRSq)

18 Very pretty.

Posted by: Someguy at March 27, 2019 09:49 AM (J2jLb)

19 She has no visible means of support.

Posted by: Gref at March 27, 2019 09:49 AM (AMIL/)

20 > Blow me down!

Yeah, me too.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2019 09:50 AM (0OWcv)

21 She's facing a stiff breeze.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 27, 2019 09:50 AM (+y/Ru)

22 >>She has no visible means of support.


She's on her knees.

She just noticed how asymmetrical that Bears Balls are!

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2019 09:51 AM (Ifstw)

23 Pre-Rafaelites: Victorians LARPing as Medievals.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 27, 2019 09:51 AM (2RBkF)

24 Imagine the shame of being slain by a spork.

Maybe not slain, but didn't Manson's band of psychos run around flashing each other a fork salute after they helter-skeltered Sharon Tate's dinner party?

Posted by: sunflower at March 27, 2019 09:51 AM (I54dk)

25 19 She has no visible means of support.

Posted by: Gref at March 27, 2019 09:49 AM (AMIL/)

perhaps she relies on the kindness of strangers
*wink wink nudge nudge*

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 27, 2019 09:51 AM (dm05u)

26 Ka-Bar makes a very nice tactical spork.

-
Speaking of which . . .

https://bit.ly/2WwHukH

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 27, 2019 09:51 AM (+y/Ru)

27 What a lovely respite from the carnage and horror of the hundred years war.

Posted by: Archer at March 27, 2019 09:52 AM (gmo/4)

28 >> Bouguereau girls.


Wildflowers II : The Girls of Bouguereau

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2019 09:52 AM (Ifstw)

29 What a lovely respite from the carnage and horror of the hundred years war.


She's the one who started it.


For laughs.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 27, 2019 09:52 AM (iXnsK)

30 That look when a bullet whizzes by your head.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 27, 2019 09:53 AM (sLicW)

31 SJWs had one of this guy's paintings temporarily pulled from a gallery recently. It was returned after a public outcry.

This one:

http://tinyurl.com/y6jo6eft

Three guesses why this one triggered the blue-haired landwhales in "problem glasses".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2019 09:53 AM (0OWcv)

32 "That Donald Trump is so vulgar. He makes me swoon."

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 27, 2019 09:54 AM (3sjI6)

33 Oh pretty!

I like the way the purple piping on her dress accentuates her breasts.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 27, 2019 09:54 AM (fuK7c)

34 Once again, we get promised nude, and she's fully dressed.

Yeah, but that is a beautiful nipple silhouette.

Posted by: An Observation at March 27, 2019 09:55 AM (hBxiM)

35 > Wildflowers II : The Girls of Bouguereau

Hot Chick Painting #2: Electric Bouguereau

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2019 09:55 AM (0OWcv)

36 dress lifts and separates!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 27, 2019 09:55 AM (JFO2v)

37 Three guesses why this one triggered the blue-haired landwhales in "problem glasses".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2019 09:53 AM (0OWcv)

Wow! Septuplets!

Posted by: BignJames at March 27, 2019 09:55 AM (ykq7q)

38 Three guesses why this one triggered the blue-haired landwhales in "problem glasses".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2019 09:53 AM (0OWcv)

nymphs with no nips
it is disturbing

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 27, 2019 09:55 AM (dm05u)

39 precursor to the cross your heart bra

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 27, 2019 09:55 AM (FZYNt)

40 All of you caused my heart attack, with your conservatism and Trumping and not being the right class! ALL OF YOU!

Posted by: Barbara Bush at March 27, 2019 09:55 AM (ZGrMX)

41 Or should I say, Pre-Raphaelites. No matter the spelling, my definition stands.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 27, 2019 09:55 AM (2RBkF)

42 1 A little breezy?
Posted by: BignJames


**********

Who's Reaching Out - a limerick

A picture this nice must be spendy
With the hair and the branches all bendy
The breezes do swirl
And the name of the girl?
Why everyone knows, it's Wendy!

Posted by: Muldoon at March 27, 2019 09:56 AM (m45I2)

43 That look when a bullet whizzes by your head.
Posted by: clutch cargo


If you can make that look, it's because the bullet missed!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2019 09:56 AM (Ol/Jg)

44 Herbal Essences really did have a great marketing department back in the 1890's, didn't they?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 27, 2019 09:56 AM (oZ6kz)

45 40 All of you caused my heart attack, with your conservatism and Trumping and not being the right class! ALL OF YOU!
Posted by: Barbara Bush

BB can FOAD

oh wait..

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 27, 2019 09:56 AM (FZYNt)

46 > nymphs with no nips

Look closer. They have nips.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2019 09:56 AM (0OWcv)

47 Beautiful painting. Well chosen.

Posted by: CN at March 27, 2019 09:57 AM (U7k5w)

48 That painting affirms my belief that woman is the most splendid of all of God's creations.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 27, 2019 09:57 AM (FUnS+)

49 Lotsa purple.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 27, 2019 09:57 AM (eZuvF)

50 Subtlest Pit Sniff, Ever.

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2019 09:57 AM (Ifstw)

51 48 That painting affirms my belief that woman is the most splendid of all of God's creations.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

HEY!

Posted by: Beer at March 27, 2019 09:58 AM (FZYNt)

52 An Army ranger killed a terrorist with a MRE spoon. So, the tactical spork may be on to something.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 27, 2019 09:58 AM (jsWA8)

53 http://tinyurl.com/y6jo6eft

Three guesses why this one triggered the blue-haired landwhales in "problem glasses".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2019 09:53 AM (0OWcv)

Those breasts are unrealistic representations of a womyn's body! And I'm not fat! I'm big boned and have a thyroid condition!--Spokesxir for International Cetacea Sisterhood.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 27, 2019 09:58 AM (3sjI6)

54 Three guesses why this one triggered the blue-haired landwhales in "problem glasses".



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2019 09:53 AM (0OWcv)


Look at those self-actualized mythological womyns taking down a member of the patriarchy! Feel the power systers!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 27, 2019 09:58 AM (hLRSq)

55 I thought Waterhouse was yesterday's painting. Is this a theme week?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 27, 2019 09:59 AM (m45I2)

56 I thought Waterhouse was yesterday's painting. Is this a theme week?


It themes to be.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 27, 2019 09:59 AM (iXnsK)

57 Where are Price and Cooper?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 27, 2019 09:59 AM (oZ6kz)

58 Wildflowers? Where, I don't see any wildfl.... wait i see them now.

Posted by: dantesed at March 27, 2019 10:00 AM (88xKn)

59 Yesterday was Hopper and marlinspikes.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 27, 2019 10:01 AM (fuK7c)

60 That painting affirms my belief that woman is the most splendid of all of God's creations.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

Sure, pre-marriage and pre-children women. But, they have a very short shelf-life. You notice the only old women paintings consist of what is called "crones" and "hags".

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 27, 2019 10:01 AM (3sjI6)

61 This painting celebrates too white a culture. It should celebrate Anita Hill. Lets burn this one, pretty as it is, on the alter of fixing my past political missteps!

Posted by: Joe Biden, consumer of hip-hop and paste at March 27, 2019 10:02 AM (LISuA)

62
Posted by: Muldoon at March 27, 2019 09:56 AM (m45I2)

two strangers, a man and a woman, wait at a London bus stop on a windy day
a sudden gust blows the woman's skirt straight up

man clears his throat and days "a bit airy, isn't it?"

the woman glares at him and says "wot didya expect, feathers?'

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 27, 2019 10:03 AM (dm05u)

63 Hylas and the Nymphs is an 1896 oil painting by John William Waterhouse. The painting depicts a moment from the Greek and Roman legend of the tragic youth Hylas, based on accounts by Ovid and other ancient writers, in which the enraptured Hylas is abducted by Naiads (female water nymphs) while seeking drinking water. The painting has been interpreted as a metaphor for dangerous female sexuality, and warning against nymphomania.

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Yeah, boy. When I look at that I'm all boy, I'm glad that didn't happen to me!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 27, 2019 10:03 AM (+y/Ru)

64 Yesterday was Hopper and marlinspikes.


******

And a house that appeared to be on the water.

A veritable water-house. Do I have to spell it out?

This is "John has a long mustache" level cypher-messaging.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 27, 2019 10:03 AM (m45I2)

65 @ggreenwald

Painful to watch: harsh reality starting to seep ever so slowly into MSNBC, courtesy of @Isikoff, who admits that much of what that network spent the last 3 years deceiving its audience to believe turned out to be a hoax:

http://tinyurl.com/y2ekm5zw

Posted by: Tami at March 27, 2019 10:04 AM (cF8AT)

66 Yesterday was Hopper and marlinspikes.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 27, 2019 10:01 AM (fuK7c)

It was a painting of a 'Waterhouse' .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 27, 2019 10:04 AM (reARY)

67 The painting has been interpreted as a metaphor for dangerous female sexuality, and warning against nymphomania.




I do deny them my essence.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 27, 2019 10:04 AM (iXnsK)

68 Here's an earworm no one wants:

She ran calling Wildfire
She ran calling Wildfire
She ran calling Wildfire

Posted by: m at March 27, 2019 10:04 AM (C7rlo)

69 Greek myths are not Grimm's fairytales. They're not about moral lessons.

Posted by: Someguy at March 27, 2019 10:04 AM (J2jLb)

70 52 An Army ranger killed a terrorist with a MRE spoon. So, the tactical spork may be on to something.
Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 27, 2019 09:58 AM (jsWA

I like the Brit SAS was headed back to camp and had 5 or 6 grenades left over so he dropped by an old ISIS camp and sent about 12 sleeping to 864 virgins.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 27, 2019 10:04 AM (JFO2v)

71 An Army ranger killed a terrorist with a MRE spoon. So, the tactical spork may be on to something.
Posted by: CSMBigBird


I prefer Ka-Bar's. It has a serrated knife hidden in the handle.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2019 10:04 AM (Ol/Jg)

72 I like it, but it is mostly her.


Posted by: Vic at March 27, 2019 09:48 AM (mpXpK)


-Vic, call your local Sams for a cash price for eye appointments. You don't have to be a member just for the eye exam.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Black Slaves Invented Cooking at March 27, 2019 10:05 AM (ApUNS)

73 CBD, Thanks for this. Just gorgeous! I've said before how much I enjoy the Pre-Raphaelites. The detail, the color, the classic themes, all combine to create beauty on canvas. Also, and I'm serious, Waterhouse captures some of the loveliest female figures in painting. They are worthy of a Michaelangelo sculpture.

Posted by: JTB at March 27, 2019 10:05 AM (bmdz3)

74 What's she leaning against, the wind?

Posted by: Bob Seeger fan at March 27, 2019 10:05 AM (48RE5)

75 Ooooh. I do know this guy, I just didn't know his name.

He did a couple of my favorite mermaids. I have a thing for mermaids.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 27, 2019 10:05 AM (fuK7c)

76 > Where are Price and Cooper?

Also Daniel, Drake, Wait-Still, and Randy?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2019 10:05 AM (0OWcv)

77

Greetings fappers and fappees.

I doff my hat to you, Muldoon, on your most excellent prose above.
Wendy indeed.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 27, 2019 10:05 AM (HaL55)

78 Sure, pre-marriage and pre-children women. But, they have a very short shelf-life.

---------

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Alyssa Milano at March 27, 2019 10:05 AM (sX1BW)

79 Ah, the days before pearls and fainting couches.

Posted by: literally serious at March 27, 2019 10:06 AM (3zt5o)

80 The painting has been interpreted as a metaphor for dangerous female sexuality, and warning against nymphomania.




I do deny them my essence.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles



Deny them your essence, but not your unit.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2019 10:06 AM (Ol/Jg)

81 So tomorrow's painting will be by Maidenflower?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 27, 2019 10:06 AM (oZ6kz)

82 Seriously, I love the artist's use of leading lines in that painting.

Posted by: An Observation at March 27, 2019 10:07 AM (hBxiM)

83 you can get cheaper glasses

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 27, 2019 10:07 AM (dm05u)

84 LOL I am listening to Mueller She wrote, LOOOOOL these people are crazy.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 27, 2019 10:07 AM (dKiJG)

85 A veritable water-house. Do I have to spell it out?


Ughh. I don't always look at nics when I respond. I guess I should have seen that coming.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 27, 2019 10:08 AM (fuK7c)

86 Too bad he wasn't painting in the 20's. I bet he could paint some sexy Flappers.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 27, 2019 10:08 AM (reARY)

87 Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 27, 2019 10:01 AM (3sjI6)

Well, thank goodness all men retain their virile, handsome and youthful manliness as they age. It's really great for married women to look across the baugettes and coffee in the morning and see their spouse of 50 years looking exactly as he did the day he got married. Tough for the husbands though married to the crones.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2019 10:08 AM (AllCR)

88 I doff my hat to you, Muldoon, on your most excellent prose above.
Wendy indeed.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy


*****


Thanks. Hat doffage from you is a high honor indeed. My work here for today is done.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 27, 2019 10:08 AM (m45I2)

89 Seriously, I love the artist's use of leading lines in that painting.

------------

Still, he could have made the breasts bigger.

Posted by: Alyssa Milano at March 27, 2019 10:08 AM (sX1BW)

90 Yesterday was Hopper and marlinspikes.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 27, 2019 10:01 AM (fuK7c)

It was a painting of a 'Waterhouse' .
Posted by: Can't resist temptation


Tomorrow, for a Price, we get a barrel maker, a Cooper.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2019 10:08 AM (Ol/Jg)

91 Sock off.

Posted by: SH at March 27, 2019 10:09 AM (sX1BW)

92 Lovely picture. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2019 10:09 AM (AllCR)

93 > I do deny them my essence.

Hylas apparently didn't. He never returned from his mission to get water for the others. For some reason.

Notice the way the one nymph is holding some pearls cupped in her hand. Given the times, that's about as obvious as you can get.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2019 10:09 AM (0OWcv)

94 Maddow, who has consistently vied for the first or second top-rated cable news program, was sixth on Monday evening, down almost 500,000 total viewers from the previous Monday, as was MSNBC's second top-rated program in primetime, The Last Word With Lawrence O'Donnell.

http://tinyurl.com/y2yseglv

Posted by: Tami at March 27, 2019 10:09 AM (cF8AT)

95 HA HA HA HA HA

CNN and MSNBC ratings plummet post Mueller Report.

"The story was a bit different for CNN and MSNBC, the latter of which was No. 4 overall in total prime time viewers, and -15 percent vs. the comparable week in 2018. The network was -9 percent across total day vs. last year. When it came to the key A25-54 demo, MSNBC was -33 percent in prime time and -32 percent across total day."

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 27, 2019 10:10 AM (eZuvF)

96 "wot didya expect, feathers?'


********


Heh!

Posted by: Muldoon at March 27, 2019 10:10 AM (m45I2)

97 @ggreenwald

Painful to watch: harsh reality starting to seep ever so slowly into MSNBC, courtesy of @Isikoff, who admits that much of what that network spent the last 3 years deceiving its audience to believe turned out to be a hoax:

http://tinyurl.com/y2ekm5zw

Posted by: Tami at March 27, 2019 10:04 AM (cF8AT)


Ah, the moment when there will be another split between those who, disappointed in the Mueller Report accept reality, and those for whom evidence of collusion is just around the corner.

Now, if one were somewhat unscrupulous, one could make a good living putting together a group to continue the investigation while trolling lefty sites for funding to support the activities. Of course no one of the Horde would ever stoop to fleecing the remaining gulls of their money because the Horde is known far and wide for their scruples.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 27, 2019 10:10 AM (hLRSq)

98 Hylas died of sexual exhaustion. His death mask was the model for the "Guy Fawkes" mask.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 27, 2019 10:10 AM (oZ6kz)

99
SJWs had one of this guy's paintings temporarily pulled from a gallery recently. It was returned after a public outcry.



This one:


http://tinyurl.com/y6jo6eft



Three guesses why this one triggered the blue-haired landwhales in "problem glasses".


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2019 09:53 AM (0OWcv)



It is making light of the problem of introduced water hyacinths in and around Hialeah Fla?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2019 10:10 AM (mUa7G)

100 >>The Last Word With Lawrence O'Donnell.


HAMMERING!

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2019 10:11 AM (Ifstw)

101 Hey gang! I'm offering free shipping now til April 8 if ya still need something for Easter or a gift now is the time! Thanks!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 27, 2019 10:11 AM (kG5hP)

102 Sorry, painting lacks versimilitude, why isn't this fine maiden advertising her Premium Snapchat account and giving her Venmo address?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 27, 2019 10:11 AM (oZ6kz)

103 >>CNN and MSNBC ratings plummet post Mueller Report.


Animatronic Cashew Has Sadz.

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2019 10:12 AM (Ifstw)

104 Once again, we get promised nude, and she's fully dressed.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 27, 2019 09:47 AM (VaN/j)

She's naked under her clothes.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 27, 2019 10:12 AM (5Zpn2)

105 You know who could have done really well covering this hoax of a scandal for the past couple years? MeAgain. Too bad she threw that away because Trump insulted her.

Then again, she got paid. So all good.

Posted by: SH at March 27, 2019 10:12 AM (sX1BW)

106 I hear at the 50 dollar Patreon level you get some nice lewd ankle selfies from this saucy little minx.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 27, 2019 10:12 AM (oZ6kz)

107 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 27, 2019 10:13 AM (IXZGh)

108 The girl plays a bit at the tart
Though really she's pretty and smart
She whiles 'way the hours
With breezes and flowers
It has trees and bewbs so it's art

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 27, 2019 10:13 AM (fuK7c)

109 >>Once again, we get promised nude, and she's fully dressed.


It's a Scratch and Sniff.

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2019 10:13 AM (Ifstw)

110 What will CNN talk about now that there is no MuhRussia? Who knows. There won't be anyone watching regardless.

"CNN scored a top 10 ranking in total day viewers, and finished the week No. 13 in total prime time viewers. Versus the same week in 2018, CNN was -27 percent in prime time, -24 percent in total day, -38 percent in the prime time demo and -37 percent in the total day demo."

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 27, 2019 10:13 AM (eZuvF)

111 Lovely shades of lavender.

Posted by: sinalco at March 27, 2019 10:13 AM (yODqO)

112 " It's really great for married women to look across the baugettes and coffee in the morning and see their spouse of 50 years looking exactly as he did the day he got married."


The best part of waking up is Irish coffee in your cup.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 27, 2019 10:13 AM (hLRSq)

113 She's got perky small titties. I like it.

Posted by: Sponge at March 27, 2019 10:13 AM (IXZGh)

114 I'll be ridin' WILD.....FLOWER......

Posted by: Sponge at March 27, 2019 10:14 AM (IXZGh)

115 Well, thank goodness all men retain their virile, handsome and youthful manliness as they age. It's really great for married women to look across the baugettes and coffee in the morning and see their spouse of 50 years looking exactly as he did the day he got married. Tough for the husbands though married to the crones.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2019 10:08 AM (AllCR)

Yeah, but we get a pass because we actually get better looking with age. Not that we ever look good, but just not as bad.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 27, 2019 10:14 AM (3sjI6)

116 Well, thank goodness all men retain their virile, handsome and youthful manliness as they age. It's really great for married women to look across the baugettes and coffee in the morning and see their spouse of 50 years looking exactly as he did the day he got married. Tough for the husbands though married to the crones.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2019 10:08 AM (AllCR)

Two things.

1. Men, with some effort, can age gracefully, and hit their prime later than women. For women they need to be born with exceptional genes. A man at 40 can be very marriageable, not so much for a woman.(a woman can get married at this age, just not to the sort of quality she could in her 20s)

2. Men across a wide range of ages are most attracted to a woman in their early 20s. Women's age preferences change as they age.

Posted by: Someguy at March 27, 2019 10:15 AM (J2jLb)

117 Once again, we get promised nude, and she's fully dressed.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 27, 2019 09:47 AM (VaN/j)

She's naked under her clothes.
Posted by: Surfperch


Yeah. If you take off her clothes, she's nekkid.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2019 10:15 AM (Ol/Jg)

118 Here's an earworm no one wants:

She ran calling Wildfire
She ran calling Wildfire
She ran calling Wildfire
Posted by: m at March 27, 2019 10:04 AM (C7rlo)



**Searches feverishly for lyrics from The Cult Wildflower to stay on topic and destroy heinous earworm**

Wild flower
I'm a wolf child, girl howlin' for you, wild flower
You're the star of my dreams, most beautiful thing, wild flower
I love you every hour, wild flower
I love you every hour

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 27, 2019 10:15 AM (gCzjH)

119 >> Well, thank goodness all men retain their virile, handsome and youthful manliness as they age. It's really great for married women to look across the baugettes and coffee in the morning and see their spouse of 50 years looking exactly as he did the day he got married. Tough for the husbands though married to the crones.


Grandma always told my sister -

'Don't be too picky. A flower only blooms once, honey.'


Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2019 10:15 AM (Ifstw)

120 Saucy wench.

10/10. Would hang in garage.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 27, 2019 10:15 AM (pUDQf)

121 Posted by: Someguy at March 27, 2019 10:15 AM (J2jLb)

___

I know plenty of women in their 40s who are still smoking hawt and very bangable.

It takes effort, but it's doable.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 27, 2019 10:16 AM (eZuvF)

122
She thrives on being "difficult".

Move along, fellers.

Posted by: FULL Mueller Report: I Gotcher Answers ... Right Cheer! * punches your junk * at March 27, 2019 10:16 AM (pNxlR)

123 >>Saucy wench.


There's a bottle of A-1 in her other pocket.

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2019 10:16 AM (Ifstw)

124 Hylas apparently didn't. He never returned from his mission to get water for the others. For some reason.

-
Hercules: Hey, Hylas, do you want to help me clean the Augean stables or are you going to waste your time with those nymphs?

Hylas: Ahhhh . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 27, 2019 10:16 AM (+y/Ru)

125 SJWs had one of this guy's paintings temporarily pulled from a gallery recently. It was returned after a public outcry.



**********


They loved him up into a toad, Everett!

Posted by: Muldoon at March 27, 2019 10:17 AM (m45I2)

126 1. Men, with some effort, can age gracefully, and hit their prime later than women. For women they need to be born with exceptional genes. A man at 40 can be very marriageable, not so much for a woman.(a woman can get married at this age, just not to the sort of quality she could in her 20s)

2. Men across a wide range of ages are most attracted to a woman in their early 20s. Women's age preferences change as they age.


Posted by: Someguy at March 27, 2019 10:15 AM (J2jLb)


And #3: Men don't have as far to fall look-wise between twenty and fifty. (Abuse of drugs and alcohol is an excepted factoring.)

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 27, 2019 10:17 AM (hLRSq)

127 Long hair is awesome until you marry her and find it everywhere in the house.

And the shower. Good lord. How are you not bald??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 27, 2019 10:17 AM (pUDQf)

128 >>I know plenty of women in their 40s who are still smoking hawt and very bangable.


Doubtful. You may know 3...

But that's not even enough to get through a full weekend.

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2019 10:17 AM (Ifstw)

129 Pretty girl.


Good bone structcha.


Windy Wendy.

Posted by: eleven at March 27, 2019 10:17 AM (NLLmE)

130 Saucy wench.

10/10. Would hang in garage.
Posted by: AlaBAMA



Workbench art.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2019 10:17 AM (Ol/Jg)

131 CNN and MSNBC ratings plummet post Mueller Report



So they're down to about 4 or 5 people watching now

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 27, 2019 10:18 AM (OLCnA)

132 Well, thank goodness all men retain their virile, handsome and youthful manliness as they age. It's really great for married women to look across the baugettes and coffee in the morning and see their spouse of 50 years looking exactly as he did the day he got married. Tough for the husbands though married to the crones.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Did I mention that I fixed the sink?

Posted by: Red Green at March 27, 2019 10:19 AM (e1q4h)

133 CNN and MSNBC ratings plummet post Mueller Report

==

they need a new gimmick

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 27, 2019 10:19 AM (dm05u)

134 I know plenty of women in their 40s who are still smoking hawt and very bangable.


Doubtful. You may know 3...

But that's not even enough to get through a full weekend.
Posted by: garrett



At 57, three would kill me.

What a way to go, but go I would.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2019 10:19 AM (Ol/Jg)

135 127 Long hair is awesome until you marry her and find it everywhere in the house.

And the shower. Good lord. How are you not bald??
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 27, 2019 10:17 AM (pUDQf)

____

LOL...so true.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 27, 2019 10:19 AM (eZuvF)

136 Workbench art.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2019 10:17 AM (Ol/Jg

Right beside the Dogs playing poker and the Velvet Elvis.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 27, 2019 10:19 AM (pUDQf)

137 1. Men, with some effort, can age gracefully, and hit their prime later than women. For women they need to be born with exceptional genes...

2. Men across a wide range of ages are most attracted to a woman in their early 20s. Women's age preferences change as they age.
Posted by: Someguy



*******


Dude!!! Stand perfectly still!! You've wandered into a minefield!

Posted by: Muldoon at March 27, 2019 10:19 AM (m45I2)

138 Amidst all the Glenn Greenwald love, let's not lose sight of the fact that he still considers Trump a criminal, the "head of a crime family" and fully supports his removal from office for alleged corruption.

I enjoy left-on-left violence as much as anyone, and he was right on this issue and earned his victory laps, exactly the same as a Hannity does.

But Greenwald is still a commie scum.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 27, 2019 10:20 AM (4AeKb)

139 >>At 57, three would kill me.


...at 57 you might know 5-6.

I still only 29.

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2019 10:20 AM (Ifstw)

140 Dude!!! Stand perfectly still!! You've wandered into a minefield!
Posted by: Muldoon


ruh roh

Posted by: eleven at March 27, 2019 10:20 AM (NLLmE)

141 Flowers? There are flowers in the painting? I didn't notice.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 27, 2019 10:20 AM (a2xio)

142 >>I know plenty of women in their 40s who are still smoking hawt and very bangable.

...

I've seen plenty as well.

Generally they are married women with a stable family life and respectable morals.

That generally makes them unavailable to a fella like me.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 27, 2019 10:20 AM (gCzjH)

143 Posted by: Someguy


Groovy. Be sure you always date 20-30 year olds and turn them in as soon as the first model ages.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2019 10:20 AM (AllCR)

144 Women are attracted to leather wallets more than the Velcro cloth wallets.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 27, 2019 10:20 AM (reARY)

145 "CNN scored a top 10 ranking in total day viewers, and finished the week No. 13 in total prime time viewers. Versus the same week in 2018, CNN was -27 percent in prime time, -24 percent in total day, -38 percent in the prime time demo and -37 percent in the total day demo."

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 27, 2019 10:13 AM (eZuvF)

Those sad articles by Max Boot and Jonah G. in the sidebar show the same effect - they're still going on about the need for "moar Investigation!!!" and the simple, obvious fact is that they have nothing at all left to talk about.

they shot their wad. They're done.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 27, 2019 10:21 AM (Kpl3J)

146 Poor someguy. Shived too early in his life.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 27, 2019 10:21 AM (pUDQf)

147 >>Long hair is awesome until you marry her and find it everywhere in the house.

And the shower.


And your ass crack. Really, those are the worst ones.

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2019 10:21 AM (Ifstw)

148 Dear Lord they are pivoting to Obstruction of Justice now.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 27, 2019 10:21 AM (dKiJG)

149 I'm in my 40s (Gen-X baby!!) and if I weren't married, I wouldn't be looking for a 20-something for a relationship. For a hookup, sure why not? For something long term and lasting, no way.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 27, 2019 10:21 AM (eZuvF)

150 Blow it out your asses.

Women hit their sexual prime after 40. Men after 40 need pharmaceuticals to keep up.

And 20 yo women may be pretty, but can you talk to them? Can you rely on them for anything real?

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 27, 2019 10:22 AM (+rZq3)

151 Some men age well. Twinkish guys with 'boyish good looks' don't necessarily age very well. And if most of your allure is in having a defined muscular body with an 8 pack, those are hard to maintian in your 40's.

As stated above, 'rugged' men age well because, heck, we were never all that pretty in the first place.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 27, 2019 10:22 AM (oZ6kz)

152 >>Be sure you always date 20-30 year olds and turn them in as soon as the first model ages.


THIS is a good plan.

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2019 10:22 AM (Ifstw)

153

Animatronic Cashew Has Sadz.

That PJW video in last night's ONT has her in a montage that's fookin' hilarious. RussiaRussiaRussiaRussia...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 27, 2019 10:22 AM (HaL55)

154 Excuse me, mein Lady, vood you like some Grey Poupon?


Posted by: kinky German guy at March 27, 2019 10:22 AM (ufFY8)

155 If one thing remains true, it's that Democrats will never stop humping that football.

Nancy Pelosi must be pissed off, knowing the elections are gonna be a slaughter with their ridiculous platform.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 27, 2019 10:23 AM (pUDQf)

156 >>Women hit their sexual prime after 40. Men after 40 need pharmaceuticals to keep up.

>>And 20 yo women may be pretty, but can you talk to them? Can you rely on them for anything real?


Who wants to talk to a woman?


Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2019 10:23 AM (Ifstw)

157 And 20 yo women may be pretty, but can you talk to them?

Wait.....you can talk to women?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 27, 2019 10:23 AM (gCzjH)

158 The older a man gets the more his bangable scale adjusts downward.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 27, 2019 10:23 AM (reARY)

159 Who wants to talk to a woman?


Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2019 10:23 AM (Ifstw)

this thread is gonna be a blood bath

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 27, 2019 10:23 AM (dm05u)

160 Amidst all the Glenn Greenwald love, let's not lose
sight of the fact that he still considers Trump a criminal, the "head of
a crime family" and fully supports his removal from office for alleged
corruption.



I enjoy left-on-left violence as much as anyone, and he was right on
this issue and earned his victory laps, exactly the same as a Hannity
does.



But Greenwald is still a commie scum.



Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 27, 2019 10:20 AM (4AeKb)


Gleen Grenwald is, to me, a punch line, for his silly sock puppeting nonsense from years ago. I don't read him (if he's writing somewhere for some site), and I sure as hell don't follow him (or anyone else) on twatter.


He's Andi Sullivan and Jarles Chonson, as far as I'm concerned. Throw in any number of other "right" leaners who were briefly cheerleading the Globull War At Terror.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 27, 2019 10:23 AM (a2xio)

161 Blow it out your asses.

Women hit their sexual prime after 40. Men after 40 need pharmaceuticals to keep up.

And 20 yo women may be pretty, but can you talk to them? Can you rely on them for anything real?


Amen, sister.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 27, 2019 10:23 AM (kG5hP)

162 Dude!!! Stand perfectly still!! You've wandered into a minefield!
Posted by: Muldoon


Quick! Sound General Quarters! Assemble the HERT! (Horde Emergency Response Team)

You there! Start heating iron!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2019 10:24 AM (Ol/Jg)

163 Women hit their sexual prime after 40.

---

Wait, what?

- Married men everywhere

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Black Slaves Invented Cooking at March 27, 2019 10:24 AM (ApUNS)

164 Wait.....you can talk to women?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 27, 2019 10:23 AM (gCzjH)

This is news.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 27, 2019 10:24 AM (ufFY8)

165 Poor someguy. Shived too early in his life.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 27, 2019 10:21 AM (pUDQf)
---------

I haven't even started.

Posted by: bluebell at March 27, 2019 10:24 AM (aXucN)

166 Posted by: Tami at March 27, 2019 10:09 AM (cF8AT)

Huh, I wonder if Butch Madcow I'll take a permanent hit to his ratings.

Posted by: clutch at March 27, 2019 10:24 AM (SAaBp)

167 Women hit their sexual prime after 40.

---

Wait, what?

- Married men everywhere

--------

They are primed for it once a month.

Posted by: SH at March 27, 2019 10:24 AM (sX1BW)

168 "And 20 yo women may be pretty, but can you talk to them? Can you rely on them for anything real?

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 27, 2019 10:22 AM (+rZq3)"

No, but I can't talk to most 40 year old women either.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 27, 2019 10:25 AM (oZ6kz)

169 150 Blow it out your asses.

Women hit their sexual prime after 40. Men after 40 need pharmaceuticals to keep up.

And 20 yo women may be pretty, but can you talk to them? Can you rely on them for anything real?

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 27, 2019 10:22 AM (+rZq3


Git em, Nurse!

And this is especially true with today's young women. Talk about an air head. All conversations over text and non stop Instagram drama.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 27, 2019 10:25 AM (pUDQf)

170 ..But Greenwald is still a commie scum.
------------------------------------------------------------------

Correct, his premise like those of the true independent left (not beholden to the Democrat party - (they're too far 'right' for them) is that blaming Russia or any nation other than the evil US is wrong and war-mongerish behavior.

Posted by: theATL at March 27, 2019 10:25 AM (O8mjU)

171 They are primed for it once a month.

--

Where are you guys finding these nymphomaniacs?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Black Slaves Invented Cooking at March 27, 2019 10:25 AM (ApUNS)

172 144 Women are attracted to leather wallets more than the Velcro cloth wallets.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 27, 2019 10:20 AM (reARY)

Hey don't forget that Velcro Fly!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 27, 2019 10:25 AM (Kpl3J)

173 LOL who would pay 40$ to listen to these quacks live talk about the Fantasy of MUELLER SHE WROTE. Their Business is collapsing around them with the report.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 27, 2019 10:25 AM (dKiJG)

174 The older a man gets the more his bangable scale adjusts downward.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation



Unless his bank account is adjusting upwards.
Just ask Anna Nicole Smith.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2019 10:25 AM (Ol/Jg)

175 Gleen Grenwald is, to me, a punch line, for his silly sock puppeting nonsense from years ago. I don't read him (if he's writing somewhere for some site), and I sure as hell don't follow him (or anyone else) on twatter.



I can still appreciate that he's making people I hate feel even worse than they already do. Lemon juice in the cuts kinda thing.

But fuck him.

Posted by: eleven at March 27, 2019 10:25 AM (NLLmE)

176

At 57, three would kill me.



What a way to go, but go I would.


I would need a custom casket because they'd never get the lid closed all the way.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 27, 2019 10:25 AM (HaL55)

177 Women hit their sexual prime after 40. Men after 40 need pharmaceuticals to keep up. ----


What? Are these vegan men?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 27, 2019 10:25 AM (reARY)

178
Trump's enemies are like five year olds playing soccer. Everyone follows the ball, no one thinks for themselves and the adults in the area are bored out of their skulls by their "cute" antics.

Play time's over! Get back to learning to code!

Posted by: FULL Mueller Report: I Gotcher Answers ... Right Cheer! * punches your junk * at March 27, 2019 10:25 AM (pNxlR)

179 Yeesh. What a morning.

Went for my doctor's appt. and it's scheduled for *tomorrow.* Sigh. That was a first.

Then, I promised my husband I'd drop by the pharmacy for him, and as I sat in the left-hand turn lane waiting for a steady stream of approaching cars to pass, a guy in the car behind me proceeded to SIT ON HIS HORN. He had a weird, giant dream catcher hanging from his rear-view mirror.

I was finally able to turn and pull up to the pharmacy, and he drove past me like a man man, sporting a FL license plate. Guess he was in a huge hurry to get to the golf championship taking place on one of the courses out here.

Anyhow, I'm in kind of a mood.

/venting

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 27, 2019 10:26 AM (ptqGC)

180 Sure, pre-marriage and pre-children women. But, they have a very short shelf-life. You notice the only old women paintings consist of what is called "crones" and "hags".

Posted by: Anonymous White Male


This is a shame, as I've known more than a few that simply moved from one splendor to another with time.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 27, 2019 10:26 AM (AM1GF)

181 150 Blow it out your asses.

Women hit their sexual prime after 40. Men after 40 need pharmaceuticals to keep up.

And 20 yo women may be pretty, but can you talk to them? Can you rely on them for anything real?

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 27, 2019 10:22 AM (+rZq3)

The sexual prime meme is fake news. Real sexual prime for both sexes is near puberty for the obvious reasons.

Posted by: Someguy at March 27, 2019 10:26 AM (J2jLb)

182 "Wait, what?

- Married men everywhere
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Black Slaves Invented Cooking at March 27, 2019 10:24 AM (ApUNS)"

This sexual prime of dese machure women, is for me, ese, not for choo.

Posted by: The Paolo at March 27, 2019 10:26 AM (oZ6kz)

183 Of course no one of the Horde would ever stoop to fleecing the remaining gulls of their money because the Horde is known far and wide for their scruples. Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 27, 2019 10:10 AM (hLRSq)

The horde is teeming with scruples
Just stare right into my pupils
With one hypnotize
You're buying my lies
While blowing smoke out of my poop hole

Posted by: I like cookies at March 27, 2019 10:26 AM (xxAFD)

184 > Women are attracted to leather wallets more than the Velcro cloth wallets.

Also, I believe that Berluti shoes (or even Florsheims) work better than Crocs, but don't quote me on that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2019 10:26 AM (0OWcv)

185 Kameltoe refuses to recognize findings of Mueller report.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 27, 2019 10:27 AM (vg8iE)

186 Nancy Pelosi must be pissed off, knowing the elections are gonna be a slaughter with their ridiculous platform.

The WSJ today says she is brimming with confidence they will win in 2020. And they quote her on basic Constitutional changes they intend to make, limiting speech (for one), right after packing SCOTUS.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Demofascist h8ter at March 27, 2019 10:27 AM (LISuA)

187 >>Men after 40 need pharmaceuticals to keep up. ----


29+ Years.

Undefeated.

Posted by: Morning Wood at March 27, 2019 10:27 AM (Ifstw)

188 I always felt a little bad for Waterhouse. He spent his career creating beauty but lived long enough to see the worst horrors of WW I. Silly of me I suppose.

Posted by: JTB at March 27, 2019 10:28 AM (bmdz3)

189 Real sexual prime for both sexes is near puberty for the obvious reasons.


That is stupid. People near puberty rut, they don't know how to make love.

Good sex takes time and it takes a while to learn.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 27, 2019 10:28 AM (fuK7c)

190 Blow it out your asses.

Women hit their sexual prime after 40. Men after 40 need pharmaceuticals to keep up.

And 20 yo women may be pretty, but can you talk to them? Can you rely on them for anything real?

Posted by: nurse ratched

Yes. They replace the phamceuticals.

Posted by: Red Green at March 27, 2019 10:28 AM (e1q4h)

191 oooh, I like this, so i'm not reading comments on this page to ruin it for me.

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2019 10:28 AM (r/xAU)

192 It's not that women and men want to have less sex.

It's that it becomes automatic. Going through the motions, so to say.

If you romance a 40 something woman well and then ravish her in bed, she won't stop calling you.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 27, 2019 10:28 AM (pUDQf)

193
The girl in the painting is distressed because there is a bustle in her hedgerow

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 27, 2019 10:28 AM (OLCnA)

194 The top story on local Chicago news is all Smollett. He must be the most hated man in town right now. He's making their Democrat party look bad. The other day, it was joyful to listen to them have to report the Mueller report news - through gritted teeth.

Posted by: Chris M at March 27, 2019 10:28 AM (eAZVt)

195 Who wants to talk to a woman?







Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2019 10:23 AM (Ifstw)


Wild ass guess? Non fags.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 27, 2019 10:28 AM (9Om/r)

196
And 20 yo women may be pretty, but can you talk to them? Can you rely on them for anything real?

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 27, 2019 10:22 AM


"Ahem! Green New Deal! Ignore that poopy head, Senate Lee!"

-- Lexi Donkey-Chompers

Posted by: FULL Mueller Report: I Gotcher Answers ... Right Cheer! * punches your junk * at March 27, 2019 10:28 AM (pNxlR)

197 Re Greenwald: I won't say that the Enemy of My Enemy is always my friend, but he does make me smile a lot when he sticks a hot fork into my Enemies Ass.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 27, 2019 10:29 AM (Kpl3J)

198 I actually agree that you can talk with women more as they get older.

You can talk with them about what all is wrong with you, what all needs to be done to the house, about where the dirty laundry goes....

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 27, 2019 10:29 AM (gCzjH)

199 Men after 40 need pharmaceuticals to keep up. ----


29+ Years.

Undefeated.
Posted by: Morning Wood

Add women, especially those 40+.

Does not. Add. UP.

Posted by: Colossus; the Forbin Project at March 27, 2019 10:29 AM (e1q4h)

200 >>Women hit their sexual prime after 40.


Honestly, that is bullshit.

Women reach the Balance of Looks/Attractiveness and Desire at 40.

Which basically means they come to the realization that they left a LOT of dick on the table in the previous 25 years that they wish they could get back.

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2019 10:29 AM (Ifstw)

201 The girl in the painting is distressed because there is a bustle in her hedgerow
Posted by: TheQuietMan



That's what that is.

Posted by: eleven at March 27, 2019 10:30 AM (NLLmE)

202 Who wants to talk to a woman?





Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2019 10:23 AM (Ifstw)



this thread is gonna be a blood bath

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 27, 2019 10:23 AM (dm05u)


Ok, I'll bite, because I have no idea the context here...

I don't talk to men, they bore me to tears most of the time. I have almost nothing to say to them. I love talking to women, and not SPECIFICALLY with the intention of trying to sleep with them. Indeed, since most of the women I know are either married or out of my age range (one way or the other), it's kinda nice being able to interact with interesting human beings and not have all that sex stuff in the way.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 27, 2019 10:30 AM (a2xio)

203 ..But Greenwald is still a commie scum.
------------------------------------------------------------------

Correct, his premise like those of the true independent left (not beholden to the Democrat party - (they're too far 'right' for them) is that blaming Russia or any nation other than the evil US is wrong and war-mongerish behavior.
------------
EDIT - FIFM - "...any other nation besides the evil US AND Israel is wrong...

Posted by: theATL at March 27, 2019 10:30 AM (O8mjU)

204 Real sexual prime for both sexes is near puberty for the obvious reasons.
Posted by: Someguy at March 27, 2019 10:26 AM (J2jLb)

Good; You should be rolling in women then.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2019 10:30 AM (AllCR)

205 Well, this looks like a silly thread. Later.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 27, 2019 10:30 AM (ptqGC)

206 > Be sure you always date 20-30 year olds and turn them in as soon as the first model ages.

"That's what I love about these High School chicks, man, I get older, they stay the same age." -- David Wooderson

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2019 10:30 AM (0OWcv)

207 194 The top story on local Chicago news is all Smollett. He must be the most hated man in town right now. He's making their Democrat party look bad. The other day, it was joyful to listen to them have to report the Mueller report news - through gritted teeth.
Posted by: Chris M at March 27, 2019 10:28 AM (eAZVt)

This is actually very fun to watch - Kim Foxx went way too far, stuck her neck way out just to give that sad clown a pass, because her donors wanted her too.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 27, 2019 10:30 AM (Kpl3J)

208 She seems nice. But why is she falling down?

Posted by: simplemind at March 27, 2019 10:30 AM (cHEh/)

209 Real sexual prime for both sexes is near puberty for the obvious reasons.
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That is stupid. People near puberty rut, they don't know how to make love.



Good sex takes time and it takes a while to learn.
======================

In my own case, both are true. All I know is biology is still pretty damn powerful. And I look forward to spring in my college town in what the kidz would call a really skeezy way!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Demofascist h8ter at March 27, 2019 10:30 AM (LISuA)

210 "Good sex takes time and it takes a while to learn.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 27, 2019 10:28 AM (fuK7c)"

Yeah, but the people who claim the sexual peak of women is post-40 tend to also say that men hit their peak at age 18, so they're obviously not talking about when men become the most gifted and capable lovers.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 27, 2019 10:30 AM (oZ6kz)

211 >>Wild ass guess? Non fags.


Every Rose Has Its Thorn, my man.

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2019 10:31 AM (Ifstw)

212 Jane, I always imagine that impatient drivers like that really have to poop right now.

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 27, 2019 10:31 AM (dm05u)

213 If you look at it the right way the Smollett thing is kinda win.

Blue on blue is nice.

Posted by: eleven at March 27, 2019 10:31 AM (NLLmE)

214 Posted by: BurtTC at March 27, 2019 10:30 AM (a2xio)

Nice post, but how on earth did you end up on this site?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2019 10:31 AM (AllCR)

215 > The girl in the painting is distressed because there is a bustle in her hedgerow

Ever get your hedgerow caught in a bustle? Almost as bad as getting caught in a zipper.

And Brazilian waxing hadn't been invented yet.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2019 10:31 AM (0OWcv)

216 Another quick mention of the Netherlands provincial election yesterday.

The party that got the most votes is anti-elite, Eurosceptic and brand new.

https://tinyurl.com/yxsutfud

Posted by: scottst at March 27, 2019 10:32 AM (mDrEG)

217 Blue on blue is nice.
=======

Sure is!

Posted by: Bobby Vinton at March 27, 2019 10:32 AM (vg8iE)

218 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2019 10:30 AM (0OWcv)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2019 10:32 AM (AllCR)

219 Women are attracted to leather wallets more than the Velcro cloth wallets.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 27, 2019 10:20 AM (reARY)

I had a Van Halen wallet for the longest time (bought it in 1984) and I was buying something at the bar and some woman chimed in on how tacky that was I was about to say something and my buddy told her that was the last gift his mom gave him before she died. I wish had a camera phone then to record her reaction. Yeah and I have a good friend.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 27, 2019 10:32 AM (dKiJG)

220 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2019 10:30 AM (0OWcv)

Sorry; Jumpy computer.

That is a funny saying. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2019 10:32 AM (AllCR)

221 If you romance a 40 something woman well and then ravish her in bed, she won't stop calling you.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 27, 2019 10:28 AM (pUDQf)


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Right up to the moment where you lose all your stuff in the divorce.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Black Slaves Invented Cooking at March 27, 2019 10:32 AM (ApUNS)

222 And 20 yo women may be pretty, but can you talk to them? Can you rely on them for anything real?





Posted by: nurse ratched at March 27, 2019 10:22 AM (+rZq3)


The difference is almost all women are pretty at 20. Almost no men are ever attractive, even at 20. Men are functional and Hollywood is not real life. Just take a look around, there are lots of goofy looking people out there.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 27, 2019 10:33 AM (xxAFD)

223 Wildflowers II : The Girls of Bouguereau

Wildflowers III Electric Bougereau

Posted by: JT at March 27, 2019 10:33 AM (bfJH4)

224 Jane, on the bright side, maybe he was wailing on his horn because he died at the wheel.

Always look sunny side up.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 27, 2019 10:33 AM (oZ6kz)

225 I don't talk to men, they bore me to tears most of the time. I have almost nothing to say to them. I love talking to women, and not SPECIFICALLY with the intention of trying to sleep with them."

I not only agree, I'll go farther. I would say the main reason I post here is because I enjoy conversation, but 99% of the people that I meet in the real world, both men and women, bore me to tears.

Of course sometimes y'all bore me too, but then it's easy to just walk away and nobody notices.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 27, 2019 10:33 AM (Kpl3J)

226 The girl in the painting is distressed because there is a bustle in her hedgerow

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 27, 2019 10:28 AM (OLCnA)


Her bustles in the hedgerow? That's going to stain that white dress.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 27, 2019 10:33 AM (hLRSq)

227 216 Another quick mention of the Netherlands provincial election yesterday.

The party that got the most votes is anti-elite, Eurosceptic and brand new.

https://tinyurl.com/yxsutfud
Posted by: scottst at March 27, 2019 10:32 AM (mDrEG)



_____

Euro politics can be so wild. That party won 12% of the vote and the parliament (or house or whatever it's called there) will have 12 parties.

Imagine trying to get anything passed in an environment like that.

I had no idea this happened, thanks for the link.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 27, 2019 10:34 AM (eZuvF)

228 there is a bustle in her hedgerow

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 27, 2019 10:28 AM (OLCnA)

Don't be alarmed...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 27, 2019 10:34 AM (wYseH)

229

it's kinda nice being able to interact with interesting human beings and not have all that sex stuff in the way.

That's why I enjoy celibacy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 27, 2019 10:34 AM (HaL55)

230 The difference is almost all women are pretty at 20. Almost no men are ever attractive, even at 20. Men are functional and Hollywood is not real life. Just take a look around, there are lots of goofy looking people out there.
Posted by: I like cookies

Which is why 22-35 year old teachers sending pics and lusting after 13(!!!) year old boys makes no sense.

Most 13 year old girls have no interest in them; WTF!?!

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 27, 2019 10:35 AM (e1q4h)

231 there are lots of goofy looking people out there.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 27, 2019 10:33 AM (xxAFD)

Fvck off.....

Posted by: The Horde at March 27, 2019 10:35 AM (wYseH)

232 Tom, that's probably true for most of us. I never have conversations with strangers and I try vigorously to avoid small talk.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 27, 2019 10:35 AM (oZ6kz)

233 ...see, dis shit is why I try to keep it nice and diplomatic. I swear I hit refresh and had to duck as a frying pan whistled by. God help us if the stiletto heels start flying.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 27, 2019 10:35 AM (AM1GF)

234 Groovy. Be sure you always date 20-30 year olds and turn them in as soon as the first model ages.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2019 10:20 AM (AllCR)

Worked for me

Posted by: zombie Hugh Hefner at March 27, 2019 10:35 AM (48RE5)

235 A little breezy?

Posted by: BignJames at March 27, 2019 09:46 AM


Duh. Everyone knows it's windy...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 27, 2019 10:36 AM (p+Wdc)

236 204 Real sexual prime for both sexes is near puberty for the obvious reasons.
Posted by: Someguy at March 27, 2019 10:26 AM (J2jLb)

Good; You should be rolling in women then.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2019 10:30 AM (AllCR)

That's an interestingly hostile response. Same for the comment about replacing women as they age out of the 20 to 30 range.

Though that leaves open an excellent segue for husband goggles.

Men perceive women in part as they first met them, particularly if they're married and pair bonded. This helps explain some of the discrepancy between the stated preference(early 20s), and much lower proclivity for divorce from men. Men generally do not attempt to trade up(women being the primary initiator of divorce, and no, with our divorce rate its not from violence or abuse).

Obviously if you married late, your husband cannot perceive you as you were in your 20s(having never seen you then) and the standard of comparison is consequently harsher.

Posted by: Someguy at March 27, 2019 10:36 AM (J2jLb)

237 This is actually very fun to watch - Kim Foxx went way too far, stuck her neck way out just to give that sad clown a pass, because her donors wanted her too.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 27, 2019 10:30 AM (Kpl3J)



Crimesha (Second City Cop blog's nickname for her) just decided to blatantly exercise her her power in a and what are you going to do about it move. I'd love to find out that Aunt Esther Obama was involved in it too. Not that anything would ever happen to that bitch

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 27, 2019 10:36 AM (OLCnA)

238

I had a Van Halen wallet for the longest time (bought it in 1984) and I
was buying something at the bar and some woman chimed in on how tacky
that was I was about to say something and my buddy told her that was the
last gift his mom gave him before she died. I wish had a camera phone
then to record her reaction. Yeah and I have a good friend.


That response was a thing of beauty. *scribbles furiously*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 27, 2019 10:37 AM (HaL55)

239 If you romance a 40 something woman well and then ravish her in bed, she won't stop calling you.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Right up to the moment where you lose all your stuff in the divorce.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Black Slaves Invented Cooking


She was clearly jealous about that fling with the 40something woman.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 27, 2019 10:37 AM (AM1GF)

240
Honestly, most people bore me.

That is not to say that I am the very exemplar of wit and fascinating conversation. Given the choice, I'd rather read a book or go make something.

Posted by: FULL Mueller Report: I Gotcher Answers ... Right Cheer! * punches your junk * at March 27, 2019 10:37 AM (pNxlR)

241 Jeff Bezos is the richest guy in the world and he absolutely traded down. Never doubt the allure of a shiny new thing.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 27, 2019 10:37 AM (oZ6kz)

242 Posted by: BurtTC at March 27, 2019 10:30 AM (a2xio)



Nice post, but how on earth did you end up on this site?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2019 10:31 AM (AllCR)


Heh, sorry. Every now and then I get serious about things.

I'll be back to my regular idiotic self soon enough.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 27, 2019 10:38 AM (a2xio)

243 184: And why not, especially if men (no matter how they look) are after 20-30 year olds? They are after their "best deal" too, as they realistically expect a 40yo guy (with money, or without) to replace them with a fresher body. If men can get what they can, women should too. And at what age, Nurse Ratched can men be relied on? I don't think it comes down to age, it comes down to character, upbringing and morality. Some people have it at 20, some people never have it.

Posted by: CN at March 27, 2019 10:38 AM (U7k5w)

244 When I was 18-22ish looks was about 90% of the criteria when it came to evaluating women. And then as I got older that 90% decreased. It dawned on me that maybe having a conversation with her was kinda important too and does she have good career prosepcts, would she be a good mother, etc?

Looks was still up there in importance but it wasn't by any means the ONLY thing.

So the idea that a woman loses her "score" or whatever as she ages from 21 to 30 is not really true.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 27, 2019 10:38 AM (eZuvF)

245 I had a Van Halen wallet for the longest time (bought it in 1984) and I
was buying something at the bar and some woman chimed in on how tacky
that was I was about to say something and my buddy told her that was the
last gift his mom gave him before she died. I wish had a camera phone
then to record her reaction. Yeah and I have a good friend.

That response was a thing of beauty. *scribbles furiously*
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism

Seconded *golf clap*

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 27, 2019 10:38 AM (e1q4h)

246 Women's age preferences change as they age.
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Not really. What they admit to publicly changes.
see for example a bunch of disgusting female schoolteachers . . .

Posted by: not that I'm judging you all, just some of you at March 27, 2019 10:38 AM (cHEh/)

247 Crimesha (Second City Cop blog's nickname for her) just decided to blatantly exercise her her power in a and what are you going to do about it move. I'd love to find out that Aunt Esther Obama was involved in it too. Not that anything would ever happen to that bitch

Posted by: TheQuietMan


Her "former" chief-of-staff was. Also sniffing around the smoking remnants of the SPLC, busy person lately.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 27, 2019 10:38 AM (AM1GF)

248 If you look at it the right way the Smollett thing is kinda win.

Blue on blue is nice.
Posted by: eleven at March 27, 2019 10:31 AM (NLLmE)

It is a WIN and it's not even the blue on blue aspect of this. People know WHY Smollet got off--he ticks all the boxes--black, queer, rich, famous, leftist.

Voters hate noted this.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 27, 2019 10:39 AM (NFEMn)

249 The WSJ today says she is brimming with confidence they will win in 2020. And they quote her on basic Constitutional changes they intend to make, limiting speech (for one), right after packing SCOTUS.
Posted by: Huck Follywood


And that's when the fight started, your honor.

Eliminate or change the first 10 Amendments, and the states' compact with the feral government is null and void.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2019 10:39 AM (Ol/Jg)

250 This is a shame, as I've known more than a few that simply moved from one splendor to another with time.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 27, 2019 10:26 AM (AM1GF)

A few is 3, right?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 27, 2019 10:39 AM (3sjI6)

251 The nice thing about talking with women is that they don't try to dominate you in a conversation, so it tends to be a more genuine exchange of ideas and information.

With men, there tends to be a natural one-upsmanship that can sink into the conversation, regardless of topic.

I have no idea what a woman to woman conversation is like generally, perhaps they too have a natural competitive nature amongst themselves.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 27, 2019 10:40 AM (gCzjH)

252 so since we are sort of talking about relationships, I learned something recently

there's "supposably" a 5:1 ratio that needs to happen for any relationship to work (romantic, friendly, eyc)

there has to be at least 5 positive interactions for every negative one

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 27, 2019 10:40 AM (dm05u)

253 I don't need your money.
I don't need your house, or your stupid shit.

If you take me and love me and pay attention, you'll get more than you can handle.

and I make a helluva turkey sammich

blow it out your asses

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 27, 2019 10:40 AM (d7Ww2)

254 193
The girl in the painting is distressed because there is a bustle in her hedgerow
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 27, 2019 10:28 AM

Someone should tell her, don't be alarmed now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 27, 2019 10:40 AM (Kpl3J)

255 Posted by: Someguy at March 27, 2019 10:36 AM (J2jLb)

I'm sure you also win points from the ladies for your perceptiveness in addition to your manly and never aging vigor. Adios

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2019 10:40 AM (AllCR)

256 Jeff Bezos is the richest guy in the world and he absolutely traded down. Never doubt the allure of a shiny new thing.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic

It's like the guy who totals his ferrari in the McDonalds drive-thru lane.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 27, 2019 10:40 AM (e1q4h)

257 She was clearly jealous about that fling with the 40something woman.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 27, 2019 10:37 AM (AM1GF)


---

"I thought I told you we weren't going to have sex!"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Black Slaves Invented Cooking at March 27, 2019 10:40 AM (ApUNS)

258 OT (to the extent there still is a topic here):

Trump says the GOP is going to become "the party of healthcare".

Any idea what he has in mind?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2019 10:40 AM (0OWcv)

259

Jeff Bezos is the richest guy in the world and he absolutely traded down. Never doubt the allure of a shiny new thing.

The grass is always greener over the septic tank.
- some home ec maven whose name escapes me at the moment.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 27, 2019 10:41 AM (HaL55)

260 I like talking to knowledgeable people whether man or woman. It's nice if you can make a joke about something cultural and not get a deer in the headlights look.

On that note, no one under 35 knows why I named my cats Bogie and Bacall.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 27, 2019 10:41 AM (reARY)

261 I admit I can be shallow, but beauty comes in a variety of flavors and 20 years do not turn me on in the least.
Not today's 20 year-olds at any rate.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 27, 2019 10:41 AM (NFEMn)

262
I have no idea what a woman to woman conversation is like generally, perhaps they too have a natural competitive nature amongst themselves.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 27, 2019 10:40 AM (gCzjH)

a lot of bitching about other people and a lot of mutual admiration and appreciation

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 27, 2019 10:42 AM (dm05u)

263 > Jeff Bezos is the richest guy in the world and he absolutely traded down. Never doubt the allure of a shiny new thing.

Hugh Grant was banging Elizabeth Hurley and threw it away for a fling with Divine Brown.

Probably the most drastic example of trading down I can think of.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2019 10:42 AM (0OWcv)

264 Tom, that's probably true for most of us. I never have conversations with strangers and I try vigorously to avoid small talk.
Posted by: Broseidon


One reason why I LOVE self check out at Kroger.
If I want to have an inane, useless conversation, I'll talk to myself.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2019 10:43 AM (Ol/Jg)

265 The girl in this painting will age well. A-cups hold up better over time.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 27, 2019 10:43 AM (fuK7c)

266 Damn it's gonna hit 70 degrees today and I'm stuck in this office.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 27, 2019 10:43 AM (kG5hP)

267 That response was a thing of beauty. *scribbles furiously*
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 27, 2019 10:37 AM (HaL55)

I should say the story is true, it was the one of the last gift my Mom got me. I finally gave it up when my wife Wife bought me a nice leather wallet in Italy on our Honeymoon at this leather school in Florence.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 27, 2019 10:43 AM (dKiJG)

268 Which is why 22-35 year old teachers sending pics and lusting after 13(!!!) year old boys makes no sense.



Most 13 year old girls have no interest in them; WTF!?!

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 27, 2019 10:35 AM (e1q4h)


Meh, teacher pedophiles are extreme outliers. It is kind of funny to see their mugshot, and usually they're not unattractive. But girls hit puberty sooner than boys, so they're taller, and that's an awkward age for relationships.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 27, 2019 10:43 AM (xxAFD)

269 258 OT (to the extent there still is a topic here):

Trump says the GOP is going to become "the party of healthcare".

Any idea what he has in mind?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2019 10:40 AM (0OWcv)

Hopefully some sort of price visibility and competition.

I'm not sure how that would work practically, but it would be a start.

Oh, and please oh please get rid of the bs red tape everywhere. That may be more important than anything else.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 27, 2019 10:43 AM (MPuQT)

270 262: And they tend to be form tighter alliances and pecking orders, so it's best not to run with a group.

Posted by: CN at March 27, 2019 10:43 AM (U7k5w)

271 > a lot of bitching about other people and a lot of mutual admiration and appreciation

Think small town garden club.

The attendance is always great, because the absent ones are the ones who get talked about.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2019 10:44 AM (0OWcv)

272 Posted by: BurtTC at March 27, 2019 10:38 AM (a2xio)

Nope; I've never seen you be idiotic, Burt. Joking-yes, Idiotic -no, but I have posted less over the past week than i normally do so, maybe I missed it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2019 10:44 AM (AllCR)

273 Any idea what he has in mind?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2019 10:40 AM (0OWcv)


Stealing the dems talking points and voters.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 27, 2019 10:44 AM (t6MX/)

274 261 I admit I can be shallow, but beauty comes in a variety of flavors and 20 years do not turn me on in the least.
Not today's 20 year-olds at any rate.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 27, 2019 10:41 AM (NFEMn)

Its just survey averages I'm referencing. Not going to be an absolute rule. Another poster suggests women are lying about the preferences(and so the shifting age is false), which could be true.

Posted by: Someguy at March 27, 2019 10:44 AM (J2jLb)

275 241 Jeff Bezos is the richest guy in the world and he absolutely traded down. Never doubt the allure of a shiny new thing.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 27, 2019 10:37 AM (oZ6kz)

Or just being able to show you're so f***ing rich that you can afford to "trade down", such as it is.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 27, 2019 10:44 AM (UnA8+)

276 Trump says the GOP is going to become "the party of healthcare".

Any idea what he has in mind?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2019 10:40 AM (0OWcv)

Hopefully getting Obamacare ruled unconstitutional and replacing it with the Free Market.

But I shouldn't be so optimistic.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 27, 2019 10:45 AM (5Zpn2)

277 Rodrigo: I would cite Tiger throwing away Elin for the Perkins Waitress, but that's not quite true, because it was trading Elin for the Perkins Waitress and 20 or 30 other assorted models, porn stars and groupies.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 27, 2019 10:45 AM (oZ6kz)

278 http://bit.ly/2V4RBwN
*******
The Hill: U.S. Embassy Pressured Ukraine Not To Investigate Liberal "Mega-Donor" - Sara A. Carter

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT ! at March 27, 2019 10:45 AM (BqBId)

279 I can't believe that the left is really gonna do blue on blue on Smollett. I think it's mostly an elaborate show.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2019 10:45 AM (AllCR)

280
Think small town garden club.

The attendance is always great, because the absent ones are the ones who get talked about.
========

When I was in the Navy, a civilian with whom I worked - Filipino woman about 60 years-old said to me, "If you didn't talk about people, what would there be to talk about?"

I loved her.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 27, 2019 10:45 AM (vg8iE)

281
Off to write some letters of recommendation for our candidates for Eagle Scout rank. Once I get into the flow of it, it is fun. BBL.

Posted by: FULL Mueller Report: I Gotcher Answers ... Right Cheer! * punches your junk * at March 27, 2019 10:45 AM (pNxlR)

282 I have no idea what a woman to woman conversation is like generally, perhaps they too have a natural competitive nature amongst themselves.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 27, 2019 10:40 AM (gCzjH)
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I can tell you. I just had breakfast this morning with one of my best friends. We talked about our kids, her daughter's upcoming wedding, and the bridal shower I will be giving her daughter in a few weeks. I volunteered to be the bridal coordinator at the church on the day of the wedding even though neither she nor I know what I'm supposed to do (the actual bridal coordinator at the church evidently died recently). We discussed food for the shower, and the guest list.

She paid for my breakfast because she said it was her turn, so I said I would pay for our next lunch together in a few weeks.

We didn't compete about a single thing except for a brief tussle over the bill.

Posted by: bluebell at March 27, 2019 10:45 AM (aXucN)

283

I should say the story is true, it was the one of the last gift my Mom
got me. I finally gave it up when my wife Wife bought me a nice leather
wallet in Italy on our Honeymoon at this leather school in Florence.


Which makes it all the better, IMHO.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 27, 2019 10:45 AM (HaL55)

284
Meh, teacher pedophiles are extreme outliers. It is kind of funny to see their mugshot, and usually they're not unattractive. But girls hit puberty sooner than boys, so they're taller, and that's an awkward age for relationships.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 27, 2019 10:43 AM (xxAFD)

Women also have a well documented preference for taller men, which would tend to reinforce the notion that predatory teachers have abnormal preferences.

Posted by: Someguy at March 27, 2019 10:46 AM (J2jLb)

285 a lot of bitching about other people and a lot of mutual admiration and appreciation

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 27, 2019 10:42 AM (dm05u)

...

Yeah, but that's superficial socializing. I see that all the time at the bar.

I'm talking about real conversations.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 27, 2019 10:46 AM (gCzjH)

286 Biden rips 'white man's culture'...

-
I guess black chicks' barbarism is OK.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 27, 2019 10:46 AM (+y/Ru)

287 She has no visible means of support.
Posted by: Gref
--------

I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.

Posted by: Blanche at March 27, 2019 10:46 AM (nKsmR)

288 So where's Pirro?

She even stopped tweeting.


Folded like a cheap suit.

Posted by: HA at March 27, 2019 10:46 AM (MAstk)

289 That response was a thing of beauty. *scribbles furiously*
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 27, 2019 10:37 AM (HaL55)

I should say the story is true, it was the one of the last gift my Mom got me. I finally gave it up when my wife Wife bought me a nice leather wallet in Italy on our Honeymoon at this leather school in Florence.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio


After review of the play, the ruling is:

Loss of points for no lightning quick BS-on-demand from wingman.

Points scored for awesome story and subsequent response from da ladies remain on the board.

Posted by: AoSHQ judging committee at March 27, 2019 10:47 AM (e1q4h)

290 The grass is always greener over the septic tank.
- some home ec maven whose name escapes me at the moment.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 27, 2019 10:41 AM (HaL55)
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Erma Bombeck.

Posted by: bluebell at March 27, 2019 10:47 AM (aXucN)

291 *posts meme picture of black guy pointing to forehead*

Can't be accused of misogyny when you hate everybody!

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 27, 2019 10:47 AM (oZ6kz)

292 261 I admit I can be shallow, but beauty comes in a variety of flavors and 20 years do not turn me on in the least.
Not today's 20 year-olds at any rate.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 27, 2019 10:41 AM (NFEMn)

___

#MeToo

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 27, 2019 10:47 AM (eZuvF)

293 269 258 OT (to the extent there still is a topic here):
Trump says the GOP is going to become "the party of healthcare".

Any idea what he has in mind?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2019 10:40 AM

From watching Trump, I think he has nothing *specific* in mind - but what he sees is the GOP-e saying "oh well, the fight is over, we almost repealed it, but McCain killed that, and now we don't have the House, and it's all over, and Obama won forever, and it's all law now, so we just better take the loss and live with it."

And Trump is saying "The HELL we will just take the loss and live with it!!!"

I don't think it goes any farther than that yet. It may not get any farther than that, who knows. But I applaud him for it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 27, 2019 10:47 AM (Kpl3J)

294
Trump says the GOP is going to become "the party of healthcare".
Any idea what he has in mind?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


The more responsible administrators of "single payer?"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 27, 2019 10:47 AM (aKsyK)

295 Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 27, 2019 10:45 AM (oZ6kz)

Have you ever read his texts? He was and is a sex freak. Dude had some weird fetishes.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 27, 2019 10:47 AM (reARY)

296 261 I admit I can be shallow, but beauty comes in a variety of flavors and 20 years do not turn me on in the least.
Not today's 20 year-olds at any rate.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 27, 2019 10:41 AM (NFEMn)

I can't imagine trying to talk to one. My nephews are conservative and I had to explain some stuff when watching TV like Communist Detective and why people had to smuggle jeans, music etc.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 27, 2019 10:47 AM (dKiJG)

297 And I look forward to spring in my college town in what the kidz would call a really skeezy way!
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Demofascist h8ter at March 27, 2019 10:30 AM (LISuA)

Try hanging out at the mall entrances on hot summer days.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at March 27, 2019 10:47 AM (48RE5)

298 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. She's....nubile.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 27, 2019 10:47 AM (xfRwd)

299 Meh, teacher pedophiles are extreme outliers.

Based on the steady stream of stories each week, it seems a fairly common situation.

Posted by: McCool at March 27, 2019 10:47 AM (lWCRE)

300 What is the advantage of a leather wallet? Just looks nice or what?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2019 10:47 AM (AllCR)

301 Pretty picture today. The model looks interestingly flawed enough to be a real person.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 27, 2019 10:48 AM (bcbK8)

302 I can tell you. I just had breakfast this morning with one of my best friends. We talked about our kids, her daughter's upcoming wedding, and the bridal shower I will be giving her daughter in a few weeks. I volunteered to be the bridal coordinator at the church on the day of the wedding even though neither she nor I know what I'm supposed to do (the actual bridal coordinator at the church evidently died recently). We discussed food for the shower, and the guest list.

She paid for my breakfast because she said it was her turn, so I said I would pay for our next lunch together in a few weeks.

We didn't compete about a single thing except for a brief tussle over the bill.
Posted by: bluebell

I stand ready to save you from yourself.

Posted by: Mr. Helpful at March 27, 2019 10:48 AM (e1q4h)

303 OT (to the extent there still is a topic here):

Trump says the GOP is going to become "the party of healthcare".

Any idea what he has in mind?



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2019 10:40 AM (0OWcv)


No, I do not. But I know this - the fact that no one knows exactly what Trump plans will not stop people from screaming about how he is betraying the base and needs to be primaried in 2020.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 27, 2019 10:49 AM (hLRSq)

304 We didn't compete about a single thing except for a brief tussle over the bill.

Posted by: bluebell at March 27, 2019 10:45 AM (aXucN)

Because the only substantive topic (the state of the Red Sox bullpen) is just too painful!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 27, 2019 10:49 AM (wYseH)

305 300: Leather holds stitches better than most cloth, and doesn't fray from being in and out of pockets according to DH.

Posted by: CN at March 27, 2019 10:49 AM (U7k5w)

306
I admit I can be shallow, but beauty comes in a variety of flavors and 20 years do not turn me on in the least.

Not today's 20 year-olds at any rate.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 27, 2019 10:41 AM


Exactly. Today's 20-somethings may be indeed be lovely. Then you listen to them talk.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 27, 2019 10:49 AM (p+Wdc)

307 I stand ready to save you from yourself.
Posted by: Mr. Helpful at March 27, 2019 10:48 AM (e1q4h)
--------

You're always there for me, Mr. Helpful.

Posted by: bluebell at March 27, 2019 10:50 AM (aXucN)

308 Leather holds stitches better than most cloth, and doesn't fray from being in and out of pockets according to DH.
===========

I just love leather.

Posted by: Shep! at March 27, 2019 10:50 AM (vg8iE)

309 Because the only substantive topic (the state of the Red Sox bullpen) is just too painful!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 27, 2019 10:49 AM (wYseH)

*raises hand*

Posted by: Craig Kimbrel at March 27, 2019 10:50 AM (MPuQT)

310 Oh hell...damn it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 27, 2019 10:50 AM (bcbK8)

311 I haven't used a wallet for years. I carry my license, a credit card with me in a pocket. That's it.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 27, 2019 10:50 AM (eZuvF)

312 wow.. big barrel needed

Posted by: McCool at March 27, 2019 10:50 AM (lWCRE)

313 I'm honnnn-gry!

Posted by: Barrel at March 27, 2019 10:50 AM (vg8iE)

314

Erma Bombeck.

Thank you bluebell. She was in the fishwrap down here, one of the few columnists I always enjoyed reading.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 27, 2019 10:50 AM (HaL55)

315 "(the state of the World Champion[/b[ Red Sox bullpen)"


Fixt

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 27, 2019 10:50 AM (fuK7c)

316 Ask not for whom the barrel rolls.

It rolls for thee.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 27, 2019 10:50 AM (gCzjH)

317 307: So glad this wasn't my post!

Posted by: CN at March 27, 2019 10:51 AM (U7k5w)

318 Mark, you broke my heart...

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 27, 2019 10:51 AM (oZ6kz)

319 Got to it before I did, Bander. Thank you.

He needs reminding now and again.

Posted by: bluebell at March 27, 2019 10:51 AM (aXucN)

320 We didn't compete about a single thing except for a brief tussle over the bill.
Posted by: bluebell at March 27, 2019 10:45 AM (aXucN)

Was it the hair-pulling sort of catfight?

Posted by: hogmartin at March 27, 2019 10:51 AM (IqOTP)

321 Feel free to delete #307. I suck at copy/paste today.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 27, 2019 10:51 AM (bcbK8)

322 Late thread barreling.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 27, 2019 10:51 AM (reARY)

323 Because the only substantive topic (the state of the Red Sox bullpen) is just too painful!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 27, 2019 10:49 AM (wYseH)

******

And they're coming to Seattle.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 27, 2019 10:51 AM (xfRwd)

324 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 27, 2019 10:49 AM (bcbK

Mark, we need to talk.

Posted by: The Barrel at March 27, 2019 10:51 AM (5Zpn2)

325 I'm talking about real conversations.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 27, 2019 10:46 AM (gCzjH)

I have some book nerd colleagues and we chat about books and movies

Women I know better it's generally about relationships and life events
although I'm such a good listener that it's usually their stuff

in fact my primary care doctor said that I'm such a good listener she had to make a note to focus on asking me stuff instead of talking herself

I probably would have made a good shrink, or interrogator

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 27, 2019 10:52 AM (dm05u)

326

Shit

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 27, 2019 10:52 AM (fuK7c)

327
Not today's 20 year-olds at any rate.

Posted by: JoeF
---------
A meaningful conversation with a less-than 30 year-old is a rarity for me.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 27, 2019 10:52 AM (nKsmR)

328

*BUUUUURRRRPPPP*Teh Barrel XXOO

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 27, 2019 10:52 AM (HaL55)

329 319 Mark, you broke my heart...
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 27, 2019 10:51 AM (oZ6kz)

Hopefully I didn't wound it with monotonous languor.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 27, 2019 10:52 AM (bcbK8)

330 Oh hell...damn it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo


Guess who else just ended their fast?????

Posted by: The Barrel at March 27, 2019 10:52 AM (e1q4h)

331 I can't believe that the left is really gonna do blue on blue on Smollett. I think it's mostly an elaborate show.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2019 10:45 AM (AllCR)


I can, though I can't claim I expected it. When it personally affects Rahm's fiefdom, then he needs to defend his power base. And this kind of thing had a lot of press attention, and the police put in a lot of actual work (you know, not just bloviating on the internet like I'm doing). The rank and file police are probably pissed off, and the prosecutors will have to hear about this endlessly anytime they need cooperation.

Keeping the graft machine humming along is not an easy thing.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 27, 2019 10:52 AM (xxAFD)

332 Mr. Edwards, there's a Mr. Barrel on Line 1...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 27, 2019 10:52 AM (p+Wdc)

333 Oh God, who was IN this barrel before me? They left...stuff everywhere....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 27, 2019 10:52 AM (bcbK8)

334 219 Women are attracted to leather wallets more than the Velcro cloth wallets.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 27, 2019 10:20 AM (reARY)

I had a Van Halen wallet for the longest time (bought it in 1984) and I was buying something at the bar and some woman chimed in on how tacky that was I was about to say something and my buddy told her that was the last gift his mom gave him before she died. I wish had a camera phone then to record her reaction. Yeah and I have a good friend.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 27, 2019 10:32 AM (dKiJG)

That woman who chimed in on "how tacky that wallet was"? She was an awful person.

Posted by: m at March 27, 2019 10:52 AM (C7rlo)

335 CWBChicago is posting the complete Chicago Police Department investigative file on the Jussie Smollett "hate crime" investigation that we have received in response to a Freedom of Information Act request.

http://tinyurl.com/y56pgcop

Posted by: Tami at March 27, 2019 10:52 AM (cF8AT)

336 **points**


Who is the moron in the middle of our mine field?

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 27, 2019 10:53 AM (sjdRT)

337 It's gone. Damn, that was quick.

Posted by: irright at March 27, 2019 10:53 AM (RVcmP)

338 It's gone. Damn, that was quick.

Cleaned up faster than that terrorist training camp in New Mexico

Posted by: McCool at March 27, 2019 10:54 AM (lWCRE)

339 To continue for those interested in the whole bump stock ban and the NFA,

Miller was a case of first impression by the Court dealing with the constitutionality of the NFA. It is a poorly reasoned and written decision authored by one of the Supreme Court's least distinguished members (McReynolds). It reverses by direct appeal a district court ruling quashing an NFA indictment for Miller illegally possessing a sawed off shotgun as violating the 2nd Amendment. It followed the dubious precedent of Cruikshank which had an even worse set of fact that argued the 2nd Amendment did not indicate an individual right to own firearms but rather was a collective right.

In cases of first impression, the first issue is whether the NFA is constitutional facially--that means whether any part of it is obviously unconstitutional. The court answered no in that case. Then as usual, the court then explains the reasoning behind its opinion. In this case, McReynolds took the lazy way out and simply intimated that the right was tied to state militia service and therefore any weapon that was not in common use by the militia, such as a sawed off shotgun (barrel less than 18 inches) could legitimately be taxed and regulated by the national government. Now, where people get the idea that Miller is not settled law is via Heller where the collective right idea was put down by Scalia's majority opinion. However, Scalia himself notes favorably on Miller's std. of whether the firearm is in common use with the military for guidance as to when the government may regulate firearms.

However, whether you use keycite or shepard's guide to find lower court decisions that cite Miller (favorably or unfavorably), you will find no court decision questioning the constitutionality of the NFA. What you do find in the few questioning Miller is regarding the collective right idea or that the facts in the case are similar to that of Miller, not the core ruling of constitutionality. Overwhelmingly, courts still cite Miller favorably while most simply cite is as precedent in 2nd Amendment cases. Only two seriously question Miller as a precedent,one dealt with a challenge to a ban on mentally ill and felons owning firearms which the District court emphatically rejected while questioning a 7th Circuit decision's more lenient interpretation of Miller, the second was a district court in Colorado that was overturned by the 10th Circuit. In contrast out of the 350 or so citations, 50 were positive including very recent cases.

Summation, depending on the Court to overturn the NFA's registration requirements for fully automatic weapons is similar to leftists waiting for Mueller to save them from Trump. It is not going to happen folks. If you want the NFA gone or altered, it is best to go to the political branches. Elimination of the Hughes amendment or the NFA ban on suppressors would be a start.

If the bumpstock ban is challenged in court, it would be best to focus on the takings clause (taking property without compensation) and/or whether the Courts should defer to the ATF under the Chevron doctrine on their interpretation of the law. It is also possible that the APA might be involved if the ATF cut corners or if the decision appears arbitrary and capricious.

I know that several justices have questioned the value of Chevron deference in past decisions to administrative agencies interpreting their statutory authority to regulate on technical matters.

This observation that a constitutional challenge to the NFA is not going anywhere via obviously does not please the no infringement folks but it is what it is. Whether it should be held constitutional, I would hold that a permanent ban on increasing the NFA registry should be unconstitutional as it infringes on exercising a right and produces unjust enrichment by those holding such weapons. However, if you argue no infringement means no regulation,then there would be no regulation on anyone owning firearms or carrying them, I would disagree as a matter of constitutional history and practice. I personally have no problem with the current setup of requiring license and registration for machine guns, cannons, etc. I do have a problem with it restricting arms used for self defense, hunting, and those serving in a militia. The rub of course is that most states no longer have a militia as such but rather the National Guard which only serves part of this function.

Posted by: whig at March 27, 2019 10:54 AM (Kvi3C)

340 Mark, you broke my heart...

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic


He sure as hell broke SOMETHING with that...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 27, 2019 10:54 AM (AM1GF)

341
Crimesha (Second City Cop blog's nickname for
her) just decided to blatantly exercise her her power in a and what are
you going to do about it move. I'd love to find out that Aunt Esther
Obama was involved in it too. Not that anything would ever happen to
that bitch

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 27, 2019 10:36 AM (OLCnA)


Mooch was up to her forehead ridges in this.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 27, 2019 10:54 AM (9Om/r)

342 COPS: ARBY'S manager murders customer who spat on her...

According to the Tulsa World, "about an hour after the initial altercation, Tallent returned to the location. Police said Young got in her car and followed Tallent out of the parking lot north on Garnett Road from the store. Young reportedly fired one shot at Tallent's SUV and returned to work."

-
Chasing them down and shooting them seems a bit much.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 27, 2019 10:54 AM (+y/Ru)

343 Yeah, we got good cobs.

Our commentators now...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 27, 2019 10:54 AM (bcbK8)

344 Shit

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 27, 2019 10:52 AM (fuK7c)

Oh...so you do want to talk about the Red Sox bullpen!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 27, 2019 10:54 AM (wYseH)

345 SWEET! FANCY! MOSES!!

MAE isn't this a repeat offense for you?

Posted by: simplemind at March 27, 2019 10:54 AM (9b/Pf)

346 We didn't compete about a single thing except for a brief tussle over the bill.
Posted by: bluebell at March 27, 2019 10:45 AM (aXucN)

Was it the hair-pulling sort of catfight?
Posted by: hogmartin


Needs pillows and Sambucca. The shower that is.


And when are we going to return to our roots and make that bridal 'shower' a real shower?

Who would be innovative, and dare I say, honest enough, to stage a group shower?

That day could be today!

Posted by: Mr. Helpful at March 27, 2019 10:54 AM (e1q4h)

347 OT-Iowa farmers help out farmers in NE:

http://tinyurl.com/y5stkj84


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2019 10:55 AM (AllCR)

348 Oh dear.. someone is off to the barrel.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 27, 2019 10:55 AM (kG5hP)

349 "CWBChicago is posting the complete Chicago Police Department investigative file on the Jussie Smollett "hate crime" investigation that we have received in response to a Freedom of Information Act request."


Alright, someone wants blood for giving Smollet a pass.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 27, 2019 10:55 AM (hLRSq)

350 197
Re Greenwald: I won't say that the Enemy of My Enemy is always my
friend, but he does make me smile a lot when he sticks a hot fork into
my Enemies Ass.

People like Greenwald and Taibbi are helpful, given liberals feel they have the moral bona fides (which you and I lack, of course) to criticize the media.

Not that it will change anything of course, but it's at least nice seeing it happen. Plus, it does provide a valuable talking point for squishy conservatives, i.e. 'well, we're not the only ones who are criticizing the media as corrupt. Look at what Greenwald and Taibbi are saying'.

Posted by: Forheremenaremen at March 27, 2019 10:55 AM (+1ayI)

351 CBD, Thanks for this. Just gorgeous! I've said before how much I enjoy the Pre-Raphaelites. The detail, the color, the classic themes, all combine to create beauty on canvas. Also, and I'm serious, Waterhouse captures some of the loveliest female figures in painting. They are worthy of a Michaelangelo sculpture.
Posted by: JTB at March 27, 2019 10:05 AM (bmdz3)

I thought the Pee-Raphaelites were all under contract to Fusion GPS?


oh, wait.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2019 10:55 AM (nPGq2)

352 "Chasing them down and shooting them seems a bit much.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 27, 2019 10:54 AM (+y/Ru)"

Well, Arby's has the meats, so it's understandable that she had a beef with them.

She should have killed them by force-feeding them horsey sauce, though.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 27, 2019 10:55 AM (oZ6kz)

353 Obviously if you married late, your husband cannot perceive you as you were in your 20s(having never seen you then) and the standard of comparison is consequently harsher.
Posted by: Someguy at March 27, 2019 10:36 AM (J2jLb)

Isn't the date of pair bonding the most important? I still look at my girlfriend like she is 14-15 years old when we first met. No not married, got back together over 6 months ago after 25 years.

Posted by: literally serious at March 27, 2019 10:55 AM (3zt5o)

354 Sips coffee
Scratches
Looks back in
Dang. This thread ran off the rails.
Goes looking for Diogenes.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 27, 2019 10:55 AM (m45I2)

355 I personally have no problem with the current setup
of requiring license and registration for machine guns, cannons, etc. I
do have a problem with it restricting arms used for self defense,
hunting, and those serving in a militia. The rub of course is that most
states no longer have a militia as such but rather the National Guard
which only serves part of this function.

Posted by: whig at March 27, 2019 10:54 AM (Kvi3C)

You are being wildly inconsistent.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 27, 2019 10:56 AM (wYseH)

356 I probably would have made a good shrink, or interrogator
Posted by: votermom
---------

I've found that the best conversation-starter is to get people to talk about themselves. It isn't that difficult, in fact it's quite easy.

I'm amused sometimes when someone, being drawn into conversation, forgets altogether to ask me anything about myself.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 27, 2019 10:56 AM (nKsmR)

357 Physiognamy says all the parts are copacetic so proceed
with facial suction then advance to extreme unction of the functions...and WINDY was all we.......................

sleepy......I get the picture.....

Posted by: saf at March 27, 2019 10:57 AM (5IHGB)

358 And when are we going to return to our roots and make that bridal 'shower' a real shower?

Who would be innovative, and dare I say, honest enough, to stage a group shower?

That day could be today!
========
Five words

Kiddie pool full of jello.

Posted by: simplemind at March 27, 2019 10:57 AM (9b/Pf)

359 345 SWEET! FANCY! MOSES!!

MAE isn't this a repeat offense for you?
Posted by: simplemind at March 27, 2019 10:54 AM (9b/Pf)

I...did do that thing once before.

I was just trying to copy one post to reply to it and....mouse slipped.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 27, 2019 10:57 AM (bcbK8)

360 >356
I probably would have made a good shrink, or interrogator

Posted by: votermom



....or a bartender.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 27, 2019 10:57 AM (sjdRT)

361 Green and purple and white look particularly nice together and because lavender is one of my favorites colors and looks particularly good on brunettes (I'm not one, but I still like the color lavender) it's a very nice picture. That is my completely shallow and uneducated opinion on the picture.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2019 10:57 AM (AllCR)

362 Muad'dib, I'm glad to see you. Did you have to shoot your way out of your sugar shack last night?

Posted by: bluebell at March 27, 2019 10:57 AM (aXucN)

363 244 When I was 18-22ish looks was about 90% of the criteria when it came to evaluating women. And then as I got older and my refractory period increased that 90% decreased. It dawned on me that maybe having a conversation with her was kinda important too and does she have good career prosepcts, would she be a good mother, etc?

snip ...

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 27, 2019 10:38 AM (eZuvF)

Posted by: random lurker commenter at March 27, 2019 10:57 AM (48RE5)

364 And how long until Empire is off the air?

I think it's great people are PISSED about this. Even lo-fo's.

And the Empire writers didn't help things much by sending out trolling tweets.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 27, 2019 10:57 AM (vg8iE)

365 353 Obviously if you married late, your husband cannot perceive you as you were in your 20s(having never seen you then) and the standard of comparison is consequently harsher.
Posted by: Someguy at March 27, 2019 10:36 AM (J2jLb)

Isn't the date of pair bonding the most important? I still look at my girlfriend like she is 14-15 years old when we first met. No not married, got back together over 6 months ago after 25 years.

Posted by: literally serious at March 27, 2019 10:55 AM (3zt5o)

Something like that most likely. I don't know the etymology of the term but it may only be called that because we learned about it primarily from husbands with long marriages.

Posted by: Someguy at March 27, 2019 10:58 AM (J2jLb)

366 Based on the steady stream of stories each week, it seems a fairly common situation.

Posted by: " rel="nofollow">McCool at March 27, 2019 10:47 AM (lWCRE)


Is it? I haven't seen that. Maybe I missed it, or what you and I consider common is different (given a nation over 300 million and 50 million illegals).

Posted by: I like cookies at March 27, 2019 10:58 AM (xxAFD)

367 2nd Amendment should be unregulated in my opinion based on the language. If you want it regulated, change the language and amend the constitution if you can.


What I do support are harsher penalties for the use of a firearm in the commission of a crime. No plea deals either.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 27, 2019 10:59 AM (reARY)

368 I personally have no problem with the current setup
of requiring license and registration for machine guns, cannons, etc. I
do have a problem with it restricting arms used for self defense,
hunting, and those serving in a militia. The rub of course is that most
states no longer have a militia as such but rather the National Guard
which only serves part of this function.

Posted by: whig at March 27, 2019 10:54 AM (Kvi3C)

You are being wildly inconsistent
==========
Well, I'd like to carry a sword around on my back like, you know, the highlander. But, all I can carry were I live is a pair of nail clippers.

Still, it could break the skin and cause a nasty infection.

Posted by: simplemind at March 27, 2019 10:59 AM (t0WtC)

369 >362
Muad'dib, I'm glad to see you. Did you have to shoot your way out of your sugar shack last night?



Posted by: bluebell at March 27, 2019 10:57 AM (aXucN)


Lol no. The coyotes were very interested but not interested enough to get close enough for a shot. They contented themselves with making a lot of noise.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 27, 2019 10:59 AM (sjdRT)

370 Indeed, since most of the women I know are either married or out of my age range (one way or the other), it's kinda nice being able to interact with interesting human beings and not have all that sex stuff in the way.

This is an interesting comment, but one I have trouble relating to. It's not often that I meet a woman who I like talking to where that doesn't translate into sexual attraction (within a pretty wide age range). Doesn't mean I'll act on it. But "all that sex stuff" is always "in the way" after a fashion. I like things like the Pence rule, but maybe not for the reasons others do; I'm not sure I fully trust myself to always be honorable.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 27, 2019 10:59 AM (iys0/)

371 Posted by: I like cookies at March 27, 2019 10:52 AM (xxAFD)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2019 11:00 AM (AllCR)

372

Anal first date or second? It's so confusing...

Posted by: Ima Vixen at March 27, 2019 11:00 AM (O+mPF)

373 And the Empire writers didn't help things much by sending out trolling tweets.

Fucking tone deaf. EVERYONE is pissed about this. I can't even look at that punk face without wanting to beat his sorry ass to within an inch of his life.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 27, 2019 11:00 AM (kG5hP)

374 smollet is a distraction.....keep no trump russian collusion front and center and make the left and the media pay dearly....this is war......show no mercy....take no prisoners

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 27, 2019 11:00 AM (0O7c5)

375 Is Ace still starving himself?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 27, 2019 11:00 AM (2LelM)

376 I personally have no problem with the current setup of requiring license and registration for machine guns, cannons, etc.

"All pistols are cannons."
/Leftists

Posted by: mikeyG at March 27, 2019 11:00 AM (LL1Be)

377 Busy busy busy, but let me just take a moment to say MY that's a lovely lass. Goodness. Now back to work.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 27, 2019 11:00 AM (RD7QR)

378 Lol no. The coyotes were very interested but not interested enough to get close enough for a shot. They contented themselves with making a lot of noise.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 27, 2019 10:59 AM (sjdRT)
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Well, glad you're okay. I have heard coyotes howling at night and it's unnerving.

Posted by: bluebell at March 27, 2019 11:00 AM (aXucN)

379 ....or a bartender.
...


It helped prepare me to take over the whole economy!

Posted by: AOC at March 27, 2019 11:01 AM (MAstk)

380 And when are we going to return to our roots and make that bridal 'shower' a real shower?

Who would be innovative, and dare I say, honest enough, to stage a group shower?

That day could be today!
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Five words

Kiddie pool full of jello.
Posted by: simplemind


i beg to differ.

Class, we see that the bridal shower is a concept where women prepare the bride to leave her childhood home and have new experiences.

'Kiddie' ways should be left behind for the hot tub of adult, mature world.

And let us not forget the concept of the 'bridal party'. Ad wheat better way for the grooms party to celebrate in a safe, non-communicable way than to make as guest of honor at the bachelor party the video of the bridal....SHOWER?

Posted by: Mr. Helpful at March 27, 2019 11:01 AM (e1q4h)

381 ....or a bartender.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 27, 2019 10:57 AM (sjdRT)

I thunk I'm allergic to cigarette smoke
makes my eyes tear up horribly

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 27, 2019 11:01 AM (dm05u)

382 I'm amused sometimes when someone, being drawn into conversation, forgets altogether to ask me anything about myself.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 27, 2019 10:56 AM (nKsmR)

First date conversation: "That's enough of me talking about myself. Why don't you talk about me. "

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 27, 2019 11:01 AM (reARY)

383 Darn; Sorry.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 27, 2019 10:52 AM (xxAFD)

Those are quite helpful observations (Thanks), but can anything actually happen now that the charges have been dropped against Smollett?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2019 11:01 AM (AllCR)

384 >375
Is Ace still starving himself?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 27, 2019 11:00 AM (2LelM)


I think he was whipping up a batch of Jonah Goldberg Parmigiana last night.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 27, 2019 11:01 AM (sjdRT)

385 Isn't the date of pair bonding the most important? I still look at my girlfriend like she is 14-15 years old when we first met. No not married, got back together over 6 months ago after 25 years.

I've read and fully believe that the physical appearance of someone changes in your mind based on how they interact with you.

Essentially that what might be a physically attractive woman with a very negative attitude begins to appear more flawed over time to you.

Conversely, a really loving, nice woman will begin to appear more beautiful to you over time.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 27, 2019 11:01 AM (7dSea)

386 The coyotes were very interested but not interested enough to get close enough for a shot.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 27, 2019 10:59 AM (sjdRT)

Clever girl...

Posted by: hogmartin at March 27, 2019 11:02 AM (IqOTP)

387
Anal first date or second? It's so confusing...

Posted by: Ima Vixen at March 27, 2019 11:00 AM (O+mPF)



Barry O: First, second, third, fourth....

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 27, 2019 11:02 AM (OLCnA)

388 Chasing them down and shooting them seems a bit much.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 27, 2019 10:54 AM (+y/Ru)

But calmly returning to work afterwards is completely normal.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 27, 2019 11:02 AM (xxAFD)

389 Brunei introduces 'vicious' new Sharia laws...

Gays stoned to death, thieves amputated...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 27, 2019 11:02 AM (+y/Ru)

390 And the Empire writers didn't help things much by sending out trolling tweets.

Fucking tone deaf. EVERYONE is pissed about this. I can't even look at that punk face without wanting to beat his sorry ass to within an inch of his life.
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Seriously. I mean the democrats actually did lynch people that looked like him not that long ago. And he turns it into a freakin clown show about himself.

I can't believe they aren't nuking him until he glows.

Something's up with that guy. There's more going on here.

Posted by: simplemind at March 27, 2019 11:02 AM (GMHwO)

391 >I thunk I'm allergic to cigarette smoke

makes my eyes tear up horribly

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 27, 2019 11:01 AM (dm05u)


Can't smoke in bars anymore in WI and MN. You are good to go.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 27, 2019 11:02 AM (sjdRT)

392 "40 All of you caused my heart attack, with your conservatism and Trumping and not being the right class! ALL OF YOU!

Posted by: Barbara Bush at March 27, 2019 09:55 AM (ZGrMX)"


LOL !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 27, 2019 11:03 AM (wA4OO)

393 I think he was whipping up a batch of Jonah Goldberg Parmigiana last night.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 27, 2019 11:01 AM (sjdRT)

Sooooo, Ace is hosting a block party? Plenty for everyone.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at March 27, 2019 11:03 AM (48RE5)

394 "I always ask about you to see if you're asking about me."

Posted by: Muldoon at March 27, 2019 11:03 AM (m45I2)

395 384 >375
Is Ace still starving himself?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 27, 2019 11:00 AM (2LelM)


I think he was whipping up a batch of Jonah Goldberg Parmigiana last night.
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That sounds nasty. What we need to get Ace is some Khat do he can starve while being happy and Ethinopian.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 27, 2019 11:03 AM (2LelM)

396 375 Is Ace still starving himself?
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 27, 2019 11:00 AM (2LelM)

He had some broth and some kind of snack yesterday. We think he's about to come back to eating like a normal human again.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 27, 2019 11:04 AM (bcbK8)

397 It's all in the eyes.

Posted by: literally serious at March 27, 2019 11:04 AM (3zt5o)

398
389 Brunei introduces 'vicious' new Sharia laws...

Gays stoned to death, thieves amputated...
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The old ways are best.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 27, 2019 11:04 AM (2LelM)

399 Mr. Helpful, your views on bridal showers are most enlightening, but I think I'll stick to my boring old ways. I'm too old to change my way of thinking. But I do appreciate your interest.

Posted by: bluebell at March 27, 2019 11:05 AM (aXucN)

400
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2019 11:01 AM (AllCR)


I dunno, I suppose there are still Federal charges, I think. But if he made a plea deal, then he's already been to court on those state charges.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 27, 2019 11:05 AM (xxAFD)

401 She looks bitchy.

Posted by: Mitch McSoze at March 27, 2019 11:05 AM (0B/5D)

402 All of you caused my heart attack, with your conservatism and Trumping and not being the right class! ALL OF YOU!
Posted by: Barbara Bush"

It's amazing what people say...

after they're dead.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 27, 2019 11:05 AM (6qErC)

403 >That sounds nasty. What we need to get Ace is some Khat do he can starve while being happy and Ethinopian.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 27, 2019 11:03 AM (2LelM)


IDK. He already doesn't post much in the AM. If you give him Khat in the afternoon, he won't post then either.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 27, 2019 11:05 AM (sjdRT)

404 My but what lovely carotid arteries you have!

Posted by: Fritz at March 27, 2019 11:06 AM (2Mnv1)

405
And the Empire writers didn't help things much by sending out trolling tweets.
Posted by: bicentennialguy


I'll never buy their carpet again.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 27, 2019 11:06 AM (aKsyK)

406 the Arby's thing reminds me of something else I learned

it turns out humans are not wired to think "an eye for an eye" is fair

when someone hurts us, our instinctive reaction is to hurt them worse

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 27, 2019 11:06 AM (dm05u)

407 The rub of course is that most states no longer have a militia as such but rather the National Guard which only serves part of this function. "

Thus Texas...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 27, 2019 11:06 AM (6qErC)

408 Sponge

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 27, 2019 11:07 AM (uopCm)

409 We think he's about to come back to eating like a normal human again.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 27, 2019 11:04 AM (bcbK

fingers crossed

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 27, 2019 11:07 AM (dm05u)

410 The rub of course is that most

states no longer have a militia as such but rather the National Guard

which only serves part of this function.


Check your state constitution and/or laws for "unorganized militia". Here in Georgia, the OCGA designates all able-bodied males between 18-45 not already in the military as being in the unorganized militia.

Posted by: Bert G at March 27, 2019 11:07 AM (tOP4K)

411 turns out humans are not wired"

Stick around.

/Alphabet-Google

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 27, 2019 11:07 AM (6qErC)

412 I personally have no problem with the current setup of requiring license and registration for machine guns, cannons, etc



I have no problem with licensing and registering people who want to exercise their 1st Amendment right.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2019 11:07 AM (Ol/Jg)

413 That David From tweet in the sidebar...he says Sean didn't quote a single instance of missed reporting.

Of course, Sean does give instances of missed reporting.

So, David: irony is when, in complaining that an article about your fake news, you claim that the article doesn't give examples of that fake news, but it does, so now you've created the perfect ironic reflexive loop fake news tweet.

Congratulations.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 27, 2019 11:07 AM (hr5kG)

414 Hickenlooper Signs No Fossil Fuel Pledge, Then Realizes What It Actually Is and Crosses His Name Out

Grabien

Posted by: HA at March 27, 2019 11:08 AM (MAstk)

415 396 375 Is Ace still starving himself?
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 27, 2019 11:00 AM (2LelM)

He had some broth and some kind of snack yesterday. We think he's about to come back to eating like a normal human again.
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My understanding is that eating again has to be done very slowly. First he needs to get his colon prepped with the correct probiotics. I remember a lot of NAZI work camp survivors died when they were allowed a normal portion of food. The Army Doc's then published a very disciplined ramp up of nutrients to avoid this. This is some serious shit.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 27, 2019 11:08 AM (2LelM)

416 The rub of course is that most states no longer have a militia as such
but rather the National Guard which only serves part of this function.

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Then tie whatever those limitations are to abortion and free speech and let's call it a day.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Black Slaves Invented Cooking at March 27, 2019 11:08 AM (ApUNS)

417 Something's up with that guy. There's more going on here.

Even more infuriating his him walking along with those fucking sunglasses on, his long black coat and his multitude of hangers on following him like he's a fucking god. *spit

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 27, 2019 11:08 AM (kG5hP)

418 Mr. Helpful, your views on bridal showers are most enlightening, but I think I'll stick to my boring old ways. I'm too old to change my way of thinking. But I do appreciate your interest.

Posted by: bluebell

What can I say? I live to serve.

P.S. Think, "pulsating shower head" while listening to the tune " A Whole New World". Cause, doesn't the bride (and the viewing audience) deserve fresh thinking?

Posted by: Mr. Helpful at March 27, 2019 11:08 AM (e1q4h)

419 All of you caused my heart attack, with your conservatism and Trumping and not being the right class! ALL OF YOU!
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Seems also a bit inconsistent that she was supposedly raging about Putin and the fact that he was a horrendous murderer and Trump should never have any positive relationship with him when - W hosted the putin's at his home in Crawford Nov 2001 the Crawford Summit.

Its all hysterical old lady nonsense. She sees that Trump as a practical matter threatening to usurp her family dynasty with his own.

Posted by: simplemind at March 27, 2019 11:08 AM (9b/Pf)

420 This is some serious shit."

Well, liquid....

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 27, 2019 11:09 AM (6qErC)

421 WHERE'S THAT HAMMERING COMING FROM?? STOP THE HAMMERING!!!!

Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell at March 27, 2019 11:09 AM (BDZWU)

422 366 Based on the steady stream of stories each week, it seems a fairly common situation.

Posted by: " rel="nofollow">McCool at March 27, 2019 10:47 AM (lWCRE)


Is it? I haven't seen that. Maybe I missed it, or what you and I consider common is different (given a nation over 300 million and 50 million illegals).
Posted by: I like cookies at March 27, 2019 10:58 AM (xxAFD)

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The reason it makes news is because it happens so rarely. Even if "often" means once a month, that's 12 cases a year, in a country with 100,000 public schools and tens of millions of kids in those schools.



Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 27, 2019 11:09 AM (eZuvF)

423 If you look at it the right way the Smollett thing is kinda win.

Blue on blue is nice.
Posted by: eleven at March 27, 2019 10:31 AM (NLLmE)

DJT ought to instruct his DOJ to pursue Federal charges against Smellit, because he sent threats and powder through the mail.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2019 11:10 AM (nPGq2)

424 Its all hysterical old lady nonsense. "

Well, she's dead.

And the "writer" wanted to piggyback onto the "Trump is going down" thingy that mysteriously failed to materialize.

Time to point and laugh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 27, 2019 11:10 AM (6qErC)

425 of course pedos are gonna want to work in jobs that give them access to.future prey

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 27, 2019 11:10 AM (dm05u)

426 Even more infuriating his him walking along with those fucking sunglasses on, his long black coat and his multitude of hangers on following him like he's a fucking god. *spit
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 27, 2019 11:08 AM (kG5hP)

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And all wearing the same sunglasses. It's like a cult or some shit.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 27, 2019 11:10 AM (eZuvF)

427 http://bit.ly/2UZ66C9
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President Trump nominates Jeffrey Rosen to replace Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein | One America News Network

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT ! at March 27, 2019 11:11 AM (BqBId)

428 I posted it yesterday, but could you imagine leaving a bar late with a friend after watching the ending of a PAC12 game and you both just happen to be wearing your favorite team's light colored hats as you walk home and are caught on some of those cameras at 2am in Jussie's Chicago?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Black Slaves Invented Cooking at March 27, 2019 11:11 AM (ApUNS)

429 DJT ought to instruct his DOJ to pursue Federal charges against Smellit, because he sent threats and powder through the mail.
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The pro move is to wait for someone to give Jussie a new job and then pounce with the Fed charges. Let's fuck with this twit like he wanted to fuck us.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 27, 2019 11:12 AM (2LelM)

430 So, I see Trump called Schiff "pencil-neck". All I can say is . . . . . . .

It's about f*cking time!

Posted by: Publius Redux at March 27, 2019 11:12 AM (qVdB1)

431 President Trump nominates Jeffrey Rosen to replace Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein | One America News Network
Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT ! at March 27, 2019 11:11 AM (BqBId)

is there some kinda rule that the persn's name have rosrn in it?

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 27, 2019 11:12 AM (dm05u)

432 just happen to be wearing your favorite team's light colored hats"

UCLA?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 27, 2019 11:12 AM (6qErC)

433 I have no problem with licensing and registering people who want to exercise their 1st Amendment right.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2019 11:07 AM (Ol/Jg)

Yup! And giving up that right permanently if they say something I don't like!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 27, 2019 11:12 AM (wYseH)

434 I never realized how despicable and borderline treasonous and elitists the Bushes are until Trump ran for president.

Posted by: Martell at March 27, 2019 11:12 AM (CVSOV)

435 412 I personally have no problem with the current setup of requiring license and registration for machine guns, cannons, etc

...

Ask yourself why such weapons are available and chosen for defense of the lives of public servants but are rendered unavailable in all practical terms for defense of the lives of individual citizens.

Also ask yourself, in retrospect, if 1985 was really the bloodbath of automatic fire that justified the creation of the registry, or if maybe that was just politicians who "have to do something".

Posted by: TexasDan at March 27, 2019 11:12 AM (hr5kG)

436 Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 27, 2019 11:12 AM (dm05u)
**********
It's the JOOOOS

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT ! at March 27, 2019 11:12 AM (BqBId)

437 By the way - is this an oil painting or a "Breck" commercial?!?

Posted by: Publius Redux at March 27, 2019 11:12 AM (qVdB1)

438 Oh, my.

I like this very much.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 27, 2019 11:13 AM (5aX2M)

439 Its all hysterical old lady nonsense. "

Well, she's dead.

And the "writer" wanted to piggyback onto the "Trump is going down" thingy that mysteriously failed to materialize.
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TBF - I don't think the writer made up those quotes. She never liked Trump. When alive was on record as saying she voted for Hillary.

Which, I think is basically is the same issue Bill Kristol has, hysterical old lady nonsense: he's a threat to my family dynasty!!!

Posted by: simplemind at March 27, 2019 11:13 AM (cHEh/)

440 "Doubtful. You may know 3...



But that's not even enough to get through a full weekend.

Posted by: garrett
"

Particularly since they're not reusable.

Posted by: Mitch McSoze at March 27, 2019 11:13 AM (PoO4a)

441 It's like a cult or some shit.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 27, 2019 11:10 AM (eZuvF)

whatever happened to that cult woth the branding
nexium or inxium or something

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 27, 2019 11:13 AM (dm05u)

442 434 I never realized how despicable and borderline treasonous and elitists the Bushes are until Trump ran for president.
Posted by: Martell at March 27, 2019 11:12 AM (CVSOV)

_____

Please applaud.

Posted by: Jeb at March 27, 2019 11:13 AM (eZuvF)

443
just happen to be wearing your favorite team's light colored hats"



UCLA?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 27, 2019 11:12 AM (6qErC)


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I've never really thought about it, but I'm guessing every team has "away" hats that are white with the color or logo on the front.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Black Slaves Invented Cooking at March 27, 2019 11:13 AM (ApUNS)

444 I never realized how despicable and borderline treasonous and elitists the Bushes are until Trump ran for president.
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There's only one party.

Posted by: simplemind at March 27, 2019 11:13 AM (t0WtC)

445 Rahm didn't attack the crooked prosecutor--jus' Jussie. They also keep saying his motive was fame, not TDS. This smells like a MoochenBarry Production.

If this is Justice, it needs some Obstruction.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 27, 2019 11:14 AM (Ndje9)

446

And when are we going to return to our roots and make that bridal 'shower' a real shower?



Who would be innovative, and dare I say, honest enough, to stage a group shower?



That day could be today!


If the Horde were to perform it, it would look just like the Child SWAT Team in the movie Monsters, Inc.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 27, 2019 11:14 AM (HaL55)

447

@RandyEBarnett
As a former criminal prosecutor in Chicago, I can say there have been murder cases fixed there with less smell than this one.

...

Hope this guy is ready for a visit from the feds.

Posted by: HA at March 27, 2019 11:14 AM (MAstk)

448 My understanding is that eating again has to be done
very slowly. First he needs to get his colon prepped with the correct
probiotics. I remember a lot of NAZI work camp survivors died when they
were allowed a normal portion of food. The Army Doc's then published a
very disciplined ramp up of nutrients to avoid this. This is some
serious shit.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 27, 2019 11:08 AM (2LelM)


Like having to use starting fluid in your carburetor to fire up the ol' barn queen.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 27, 2019 11:14 AM (QLvwG)

449 What the Bushes really hate is that Trump defeated Jeb(!) thus ending their dreams of dynasty. Everything else is rationalization. It's pure greed and jealousy.


Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 27, 2019 11:14 AM (4AeKb)

450
President Trump nominates Jeffrey Rosen to replace Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein

And then Rosen will be replaced by Billy Rose.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 27, 2019 11:14 AM (aKsyK)

451 whatever happened to that cult woth the branding
nexium or inxium or something
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NXIVM? A trial I think is getting ready to start if it hasn't started already.

Posted by: simplemind at March 27, 2019 11:15 AM (GMHwO)

452 412 I personally have no problem with the current setup of requiring license and registration for machine guns, cannons, etc

...

Ask yourself why such weapons are available and chosen for defense of the lives of public servants but are rendered unavailable in all practical terms for defense of the lives of individual citizens.

Also ask yourself, in retrospect, if 1985 was really the bloodbath of automatic fire that justified the creation of the registry, or if maybe that was just politicians who "have to do something".


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Machine Guns, Bazookas, Grenades.

All should be legal and without a license.

Posted by: SH at March 27, 2019 11:15 AM (sX1BW)

453 waiting for Deputy Atty General Axl Rose

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 27, 2019 11:15 AM (dm05u)

454 Seriously, is there something wrong with Schiffs eyes? Is it just me or does he have a serious health problem? His buggy eyes dont seem normal.

Posted by: Martell at March 27, 2019 11:15 AM (CVSOV)

455 "Blow it out your asses.
Women hit their sexual prime after 40. Men after 40 need pharmaceuticals to keep up.

And 20 yo women may be pretty, but can you talk to them? Can you rely on them for anything real?"

Can you rely on the 40 year olds? No. You cannot.

Posted by: Mitch McSoze at March 27, 2019 11:15 AM (PoO4a)

456 450
President Trump nominates Jeffrey Rosen to replace Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein

And then Rosen will be replaced by Billy Rose.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 27, 2019 11:14 AM (aKsyK)

___

Dude, are you saying I have a chance?

Posted by: Axl Rose at March 27, 2019 11:16 AM (eZuvF)

457 President Trump nominates Jeffrey Rosen to replace Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein

And then Rosen will be replaced by Billy Rose.

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Terrific.

Posted by: SH at March 27, 2019 11:16 AM (sX1BW)

458 "It's Melania's body double!" -- Hysterical Psychopathic Homicidal Pedophile Journalist Brian Stelter

Posted by: ShainS -- Climate Justice Warrior at March 27, 2019 11:16 AM (URVjl)

459 Yes, Jussie would have happily framed any unlucky honkies who happened to walk by. He has not even admitted guilt yet! But literally no one believes him at this point.

Posted by: Chris M at March 27, 2019 11:16 AM (eAZVt)

460 I never realized how despicable and borderline treasonous and elitists the Bushes are until Trump ran for president.

Posted by: Martell at March 27, 2019 11:12 AM (CVSOV)


Me either. Although the "compassionate conservatism" and "thousand points of light" things were like little hot pokers jabbing the back of my brain. But I didn't understand how deeply flawed the Bushes are as human beings.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 27, 2019 11:16 AM (xxAFD)

461 Can you rely on the 40 year olds? No. You cannot.
Posted by: Mitch McSoze
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don't start with me

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 27, 2019 11:16 AM (d7Ww2)

462 published a very disciplined ramp up of nutrients to avoid this. This is some serious shit.
Posted by: Puddin Head

...

It's not. I have done six or seven extended fasts. People exaggerate the re entry process.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 27, 2019 11:16 AM (hr5kG)

463 Machine Guns, Bazookas, Grenades.

All should be legal and without a license.

Posted by: SH


Alcohol, Tobacco & Firearms SHOULD BE a convenience store, NOT a government agency.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2019 11:16 AM (Ol/Jg)

464 Take fiber in the PM for a BM in the AM.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 27, 2019 11:17 AM (QLvwG)

465 431 President Trump nominates Jeffrey Rosen to replace Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein | One America News Network
Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT

Daphne Rosen would give much better TV.

Posted by: Deep throat at March 27, 2019 11:17 AM (LV/t7)

466 My willowed comment from last thread:

Jeb's ego has basically ended the Bush influence in this country. Sad. The best thing he could have done is not run. Second best was to pop Trump during one of the debates he went after W. Sure it would have ended his run, but at least he would have defended his family's honor.

That being said, the rest of the Bush klan has not acquitted themselves very well during the Trump presidency. But I suspect much of that is just due to how Trump treated Jeb. Which is certainly telling in its own right.

Posted by: SH at March 27, 2019 11:17 AM (sX1BW)

467 If the Horde were to perform it, it would look just like the Child SWAT Team in the movie Monsters, Inc.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 27, 2019 11:14 AM (HaL55)
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2319! 2319! Man, I love that movie.

Posted by: bluebell at March 27, 2019 11:17 AM (aXucN)

468 I don't think the writer made up those quotes."

That's nice. Based on the "writer", I do.

Not that that makes the Bushes any less despicable....

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 27, 2019 11:17 AM (6qErC)

469 CWBChicago has gotten the Investigation file for the Fake hate crime Hoax and have posted it online.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 27, 2019 11:17 AM (Ssg3D)

470 I never realized how despicable and borderline treasonous and elitists the Bushes are until Trump ran for president. ---


What brought on that comment? Couldn't have been anything GHWB or Barbara said.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 27, 2019 11:17 AM (reARY)

471 Men after 40 need pharmaceuticals to keep up.
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I suspect your mileage may not be the same as everyone else's. Of course I keep myself in good shape.

Posted by: I don't want to brag at March 27, 2019 11:17 AM (9b/Pf)

472 I remember a lot of NAZI work camp survivors died when they
were allowed a normal portion of food.


I was aware of this.

This fact is undoubtedly one of the most horrific thins that ever occurred.

The first allied troops to enter and then unwittingly killed those they were trying to save must have borne that for the rest of their lives.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 27, 2019 11:18 AM (e1q4h)

473 It's not. I have done six or seven extended fasts. People exaggerate the re entry process.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 27, 2019 11:16 AM (hr5kG)

I think if you've been without food to the point that your body is emaciated then it's tricky, because of organ damage

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 27, 2019 11:18 AM (dm05u)

474 Take fiber in the PM for a BM in the AM.
Posted by: Count de Monet


Take Ex-Lax and a sleeping pill. Just not on the same night.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2019 11:18 AM (Ol/Jg)

475 Seriously, is there something wrong with Schiffs eyes? Is it just me or does he have a serious health problem? His buggy eyes dont seem normal.
======
could be thyroid issue.

Posted by: simplemind at March 27, 2019 11:19 AM (GMHwO)

476 That fat, bulbous, dense, carb snorting hound Tater Stetler says "we may never really know what happened to Smollet because there is no video". Listen up dumpy fat man-child, we know exactly what happened. The police uncovered the hoax, you dunce.

But you go ahead and take the side of a known liar and hoaxer. Maybe he'll give you a Twinkie or five.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 27, 2019 11:19 AM (L86Fw)

477 Ran across this last night. The racial slur data base, in honor of Palp.

http://www.rsdb.org


Posted by: literally serious at March 27, 2019 11:19 AM (3zt5o)

478 437 By the way - is this an oil painting or a "Breck" commercial?!?
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Its breezy but not nippy so Breck Commercial all the way.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 27, 2019 11:19 AM (2LelM)

479 I'd roll my eyes when leftists said Bush Jr went after Saddam as payback for Saddam trying to take out Papa Bush.

But seeing how vindictive that POS family is, it doesn't sound so crazy anymore. We may have spent trillions of dollars and thousands of American lives cuz Baby Bush wanted to restore Papa's honor or some shit.

Posted by: Axl Rose at March 27, 2019 11:19 AM (eZuvF)

480 This is an interesting comment, but one I have trouble relating to. It's not often that I meet a woman who I like talking to where that doesn't translate into sexual attraction (within a pretty wide age range). Doesn't mean I'll act on it. But "all that sex stuff" is always "in the way" after a fashion. I like things like the Pence rule, but maybe not for the reasons others do; I'm not sure I fully trust myself to always be honorable.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
-----------

Well,it is impossible, for me anyhow, to forget that the person that I am interacting with is a female, and I tailor my conversation accordingly, both in tone and nature.

I am always circumspect in one-on-one conversations, which are very unusual, actually, except in public places.

As a rule, I particularly enjoy conversations with women, because they are different than conversations with men. 'Equal' and 'the same' are different. Conversations with women are not the same as conversations with men.

I absolutely avoid any private contact with any non-family women.



Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 27, 2019 11:20 AM (nKsmR)

481 Machine Guns, Bazookas, Grenades.



All should be legal and without a license.





Posted by: SH at March 27, 2019 11:15 AM (sX1BW)


What good are "letters of marque and reprisal" without the ability to own artillery and warships? Seriously, there's a huge chasm between today's mindset and that of our Founders.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 27, 2019 11:20 AM (xxAFD)

482 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at March 27, 2019 11:20 AM (1XAal)

483 Look, I resent the implication that I *need* to do crystal meth and MDMA to keep up in bed - it's just much more fun.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 27, 2019 11:20 AM (oZ6kz)

484 That fat, bulbous, dense, carb snorting hound Tater Stetler says "we may never really know what happened to Smollet because there is no video".

And even when there is video, we'll make shit up and vilify HS students.

Posted by: Tater at March 27, 2019 11:20 AM (e1q4h)

485 NXIVM? A trial I think is getting ready to start if it hasn't started already.

-
I think it's going now.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 27, 2019 11:20 AM (+y/Ru)

486 CWBChicago has gotten the Investigation file for the Fake hate crime Hoax and have posted it online.
========
As I stated yesterday:
A police union, motivated and unified by spite, is a terrible enemy.

Posted by: simplemind at March 27, 2019 11:20 AM (t0WtC)

487 That fat, bulbous, dense, carb snorting hound Tater Stetler says "we may never really know what happened to Smollet because there is no video". Listen up dumpy fat man-child, we know exactly what happened. The police uncovered the hoax, you dunce.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 27, 2019 11:19 AM (L86Fw)
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The only reason there's no video is that that idiot Smollett thought he was staging it to be captured on video, but he was too dumb to notice that the cameras were pointed the other way.

Posted by: bluebell at March 27, 2019 11:21 AM (aXucN)

488 All I know is when that hot 25 year old young thang calls you "sir" when you try to start up a conversation, you know the days of nailing hot 25 year olds is over.

Posted by: Sooner at March 27, 2019 11:21 AM (Fs5vw)

489 By the way - is this an oil painting or a "Breck" commercial?!?
------------------------
Its breezy but not nippy so Breck Commercial all the way.
Posted by: Puddin Head
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It's only a cigarette away from a Salem commercial.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 27, 2019 11:21 AM (nKsmR)

490 The only reason there's no video is that that idiot Smollett thought he was staging it to be captured on video, but he was too dumb to notice that the cameras were pointed the other way.

Posted by: bluebell at March 27, 2019 11:21 AM (aXucN)

___

You'd think an actor of all people would know about this stuff.

Posted by: Axl Rose at March 27, 2019 11:21 AM (eZuvF)

491 Hey
Anyone have the chick in the white dres phone number?

Posted by: Yo! at March 27, 2019 11:22 AM (1XAal)

492 Trumpentwatter from last night:

"The Fake News Media has lost tremendous credibility with its corrupt coverage of the illegal Democrat Witch Hunt of your all time favorite duly elected President, me!..."

I always get a chuckle out of the 'all time favorite president' stuff he throws out occasionally. It's cute.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 27, 2019 11:22 AM (JoUsr)

493 The only reason there's no video is that that idiot
Smollett thought he was staging it to be captured on video, but he was
too dumb to notice that the cameras were pointed the other way.





Posted by: bluebell at March 27, 2019 11:21 AM (aXucN)

He should have hired a cinematic director.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 27, 2019 11:22 AM (QLvwG)

494 Tater says, we may never know what happened to those dozen jelly donuts Tucker Carlson sent me. Some say I ate them all in a 10 minute binge and ended up weeping in the fetal position in Jeff Zucker's office. Some say I only ate half of them and micowaved the rest, then had sex with them, and needed to go to the hospital because the hot jelly gave me 2nd degree burns on my schwanz.

I reject this false choice. The answer is both.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 27, 2019 11:22 AM (oZ6kz)

495 All I know is when that hot 25 year old young thang calls you "sir" when you try to start up a conversation, you know the days of nailing hot 25 year olds is over.
Posted by: Sooner


"You're so sweet! You remind me of my roommates' dad!"

Posted by: Back to the self-service checkout at March 27, 2019 11:23 AM (e1q4h)

496 You'd think an actor of all people would know about this stuff."

Sure thing... says the newz presenter gazing off to stage left at the wrong camera...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 27, 2019 11:23 AM (6qErC)

497 Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

------

Go to Canada.

I read this book one time, and apparently in Canada, that simmering tension with the ladies is mutual, when it comes to dudes like you.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 27, 2019 11:23 AM (5aX2M)

498 488 All I know is when that hot 25 year old young thang calls you "sir" when you try to start up a conversation, you know the days of nailing hot 25 year olds is over.
Posted by: Sooner at March 27, 2019 11:21 AM (Fs5vw)

If you keep yourself heathy and fit, most girls find older men much more attractive and desirable.

Posted by: literally serious at March 27, 2019 11:23 AM (3zt5o)

499 Trumpentwatter from last night:



"The Fake News Media has lost tremendous credibility with its
corrupt coverage of the illegal Democrat Witch Hunt of your all time
favorite duly elected President, me!..."



I always get a chuckle out of the 'all time favorite president' stuff he throws out occasionally. It's cute.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 27, 2019 11:22 AM (JoUsr)

Just like ' friendly neighborhood Spiderman'!

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 27, 2019 11:23 AM (QLvwG)

500 Seriously, is there something wrong with Schiffs eyes? Is it just me or does he have a serious health problem? His buggy eyes dont seem normal.
======
could be thyroid issue.

-
Lie-roid issue.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 27, 2019 11:23 AM (+y/Ru)

501 you know the days of nailing hot 25 year olds is over."

You're gonna need a bigger wallet.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 27, 2019 11:23 AM (6qErC)

502 "All I know is when that hot 25 year old young thang calls you "sir" when you try to start up a conversation, you know the days of nailing hot 25 year olds is over.
Posted by: Sooner at March 27, 2019 11:21 AM (Fs5vw)"

You just need to find the ones that call you 'daddy' instead. Just make sure you don't end up on the hook for their therapy bills.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 27, 2019 11:24 AM (oZ6kz)

503
"The Fake News Media has lost tremendous credibility with its corrupt coverage of the illegal Democrat Witch Hunt of your all time favorite duly elected President, me!..."

I always get a chuckle out of the 'all time favorite president' stuff he throws out occasionally. It's cute.

Posted by: Lady in Black
=======
You'll enjoy this ....
a cute song - its a year old, but MAN did it hold up!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kkUzU9OiDI

Posted by: simplemind at March 27, 2019 11:24 AM (cHEh/)

504 All I know is when that hot 25 year old young thang calls you "sir" when you try to start up a conversation, you know the days of nailing hot 25 year olds is over.
Posted by: Sooner
-----------

Getting a haircut a while back, I was complaining about it getting thin on top. The young woman said, "Oh, you have plenty of hair...for a man your age."

That was the first time that phrase had been used for me. It was one of those mileposts that one would rather not have passed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 27, 2019 11:24 AM (nKsmR)

505 yall are shallow and gross

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 27, 2019 11:25 AM (d7Ww2)

506 some doctors say the risk of refeeding syndrome comes fromthe sudden shift from fat burning to carb burning.

if so it would make sense to break a fast with meat first
but I dunno.since notadoctor

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 27, 2019 11:25 AM (dm05u)

507

I'd roll my eyes when leftists said Bush Jr went after Saddam as payback for Saddam trying to take out Papa Bush.



But seeing how vindictive that POS family is, it doesn't sound so
crazy anymore. We may have spent trillions of dollars and thousands of
American lives cuz Baby Bush wanted to restore Papa's honor or some
shit.


Saddam was training terrorists and funding the families of dead goatfuckers who got all 'splodey and took out infidels.
There was a lot more to that operation than what Progda is feeding us.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 27, 2019 11:26 AM (HaL55)

508 you know the days of nailing hot 25 year olds is over."

You're gonna need a bigger wallet.
=========
hey I went from Christie Brinkley to a 24 year old coed in a matter of a couple months. All it takes is fame, fortune, and a tremendous catalogue of songs.

Posted by: Billy Joel at March 27, 2019 11:26 AM (GMHwO)

509 498 488 All I know is when that hot 25 year old young thang calls you "sir" when you try to start up a conversation, you know the days of nailing hot 25 year olds is over.
Posted by: Sooner at March 27, 2019 11:21 AM (Fs5vw)

If you keep yourself heathy and fit, most girls find older men much more attractive and desirable.

Posted by: literally serious at March 27, 2019 11:23 AM (3zt5o)

Female age preferences, assuming honesty in the survey, are a few years older than them until their 50s when it reverses iirc.

Posted by: Someguy at March 27, 2019 11:26 AM (J2jLb)

510 Seriously, is there something wrong with Schiffs eyes? Is it just me or does he have a serious health problem? His buggy eyes dont seem normal.
======
could be thyroid issue.

-
Lie-roid issue.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
--------------

Hyperlieroid condition.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 27, 2019 11:26 AM (nKsmR)

511 But seeing how vindictive that POS family is, it doesn't sound so crazy anymore. We may have spent trillions of dollars and thousands of American lives cuz Baby Bush wanted to restore Papa's honor or some shit.
Posted by: Axl Rose at March 27, 2019 11:19 AM (eZuvF)

--------

I love a fatal vendetta as much the next man.

But, you're supposed to win them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 27, 2019 11:26 AM (5aX2M)

512 yall are shallow and gross
Posted by: nurse ratched

So nice of you to catch up.

Posted by: Capt. Obvious at March 27, 2019 11:27 AM (e1q4h)

513 Um, Sir? We have a question for you? Our volleyball rolled up under your car? Would you help us get it by moving your car? *giggle?*

Posted by: Three smoking hot lasses in bikinis at March 27, 2019 11:27 AM (QLvwG)

514 Seriously, is there something wrong with Schiffs eyes? Is it just me or does he have a serious health problem? His buggy eyes dont seem normal.
======
could be thyroid issue.

-
Lie-roid issue.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler
=========
so much winning by Wrecks

Posted by: simplemind at March 27, 2019 11:28 AM (9b/Pf)

515 "all are shallow and gross
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 27, 2019 11:25 AM (d7Ww2)"

Nah, I'm not cute enough to be shallow.

The girl I've been on a few dates with currently is both older than me and not exactly a supermodel.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 27, 2019 11:28 AM (oZ6kz)

516 No to 25 yo
28 is the stuff

Posted by: Yo! at March 27, 2019 11:28 AM (1XAal)

517 Nood ape

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2019 11:28 AM (Ol/Jg)

518 498: LOL. No 25 year old woman chooses a 45 yo man over an attractive younger guy unless he's very well off or able to help her get a better job, and then it tends to be temporary. It's embarrassing having a 45yo "boyfriend". Now with the economy booming, old guys are less needed than ever, according to the young women I used to talk with at work. For whatever reason they liked to fill me in on their lives, and how great it was that men their age could get better jobs.

Posted by: CN at March 27, 2019 11:29 AM (U7k5w)

519 yall are shallow and gross
Posted by: nurse ratched

hahah, work through it, lol, they do this and than straighten up to be the guys we still can adore.

They just have a case of mind bends after boobs are mentioned.

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2019 11:29 AM (r/xAU)

520 If you keep yourself heathy and fit, most girls find older men much more attractive and desirable.
--------------------
With a fat wallet, yes. Sans fat wallet, no.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 27, 2019 11:29 AM (2LelM)

521 Mel Gibson is 64 and dating a 29 yo

Big wallet equals pretty girl


Posted by: Yo! at March 27, 2019 11:30 AM (1XAal)

522

Seriously, is there something wrong with Schiffs eyes? Is it just me or
does he have a serious health problem? His buggy eyes dont seem normal.


He's a psycho Prog, which 'splains about 98% of the Crazy Eyes. He's another one who should be censored by Congress and forced to resign or be recalled.

#PurgeProgressivism

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 27, 2019 11:30 AM (HaL55)

523

Go.

Rilla.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 27, 2019 11:30 AM (HaL55)

524 Mel Gibson is 64 and dating a 29 yo

Big wallet equals pretty girl
======
For some values of dating . . . "BUT FIRST YOU WILL BLOW ME!!!"

Posted by: Mel Gibson at March 27, 2019 11:31 AM (t0WtC)

525 416 The rub of course is that most states no longer have a militia as such
but rather the National Guard which only serves part of this function.


The 2nd Amendment notes a well regulated militia. There's one in every neighborhood, in every city, and in every state.

Given a threat, I could round up a cadre of ex-military personnel in a couple of hours to form a regulated militia of the rest of the volunteers.

Posted by: Sooner at March 27, 2019 11:32 AM (Fs5vw)

526 big wallet = stupid guy in that case.

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2019 11:32 AM (r/xAU)

527 Mel's only stupid if he ever leaves this new girl any voicemails. Once bitten...

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 27, 2019 11:33 AM (oZ6kz)

528 I once had an experience where I was stuck in a hospital with one of my children overnight in a hospital with an open ward. Next beds separated only by sheet hung up between.

For several hours had the "privilege" of overhearing young woman's phone conversations wherein she discussed with various friends the older men she is "dating" who are "paying my bills". Just saying that physical attraction isn't necessarily the deciding factor in some "relationships".

Posted by: simplemind at March 27, 2019 11:34 AM (cHEh/)

529 broseiden, I suppose in this case he'll be shmarter.

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2019 11:35 AM (r/xAU)

530 simple or it could be women know their attractiveness only lasts as long as their partner wants it to be , and so nests the egg just in case.

commitment and straying eyes can really help one make decisions for the future.

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2019 11:37 AM (r/xAU)

531 Heh. Young woman doing checkout at local ACE hardware. I asked if they have a discount for Vets (they do). She said, "Oh, are you a Vet?", "Yes", I reply.

Then, get this, she says "Have you considered getting counseling?"

I found this hugely amusing. Such is the image that the media have conveyed of Vets. We're all teetering on the brink going berserk, running amok.

I laughed, and asked her if she thought that I needed it. She mumbled something. I then explained that I was on the *other* side of the equation, in that I do work with Vets who are trouble. She perked up a little, but was obviously a little confused about that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 27, 2019 11:37 AM (nKsmR)

532 I mean if we're all gonna be catty.

might as well.

Posted by: willow at March 27, 2019 11:37 AM (r/xAU)

533 Keith Olbermann's "The Resistance" videos from his mom's basement aged like milk and are even more hilarious to watch now. Is that Howard Beale wannabe still on ESPN or did they fire him again?

Posted by: Augustine at March 27, 2019 11:39 AM (BDZWU)

534 385: Essentially that what might be a physically attractive woman with a very
negative attitude begins to appear more flawed over time to you

Attitude is 90% of it, once wisdom can overwhelm the hormones.

Posted by: Mitch McSoze at March 27, 2019 11:51 AM (YWfDm)

535 447

@RandyEBarnett
As a former criminal prosecutor in Chicago, I can say there have been murder cases fixed there with less smell than this one.

...

Hope this guy is ready for a visit from the feds.
Posted by: HA at March 27, 2019 11:14 AM (MAstk)

I am very glad to have Randy Barnett on our side.

Posted by: m at March 27, 2019 11:57 AM (C7rlo)

536 She's hot, and most likely very high maintenance.

Still a weekend . . .

Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 27, 2019 11:57 AM (8Ls/+)

537 461: don't start with me

Posted by: nurse ratched


Well, you're not still in your 20's, so no danger of that.

Posted by: Mitch McSoze at March 27, 2019 12:00 PM (tFnCj)

538 503 "The Fake News Media has lost tremendous credibility with its corrupt coverage of the illegal Democrat Witch Hunt of your all time favorite duly elected President, me!..."

I always get a chuckle out of the 'all time favorite president' stuff he throws out occasionally. It's cute.

Posted by: Lady in Black
=======
You'll enjoy this ....
a cute song - its a year old, but MAN did it hold up!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kkUzU9OiDI
Posted by: simplemind at March 27, 2019 11:24 AM (cHEh/)

I LOVE that!

Posted by: m at March 27, 2019 12:09 PM (C7rlo)

539 Fantastic composition! It's as if the woman herself was a wildflower in the breeze. The background is completely static but she's all movement and resilience in the face of the wind.

Posted by: Billy Goat Gruff at March 27, 2019 01:16 PM (0x00j)

540 I've often wondered if the reason you put up a picture of young women and mature women for your thread is because you like to read the abusive, sexist sputum being spit out by a lot of you males?

Posted by: Ripley at March 27, 2019 03:58 PM (fVGR3)

541 Hi there,

That's quite an stunning website I've got into, while was surfing a web. Not much, just some good amatuer porn found

Have a good day!

Posted by: KevinMob at April 03, 2019 05:09 AM (HNp3v)

542 Hello,

That's quite an interesting website I've got into, while was surfing a web. Not much, just some ameature porn here

Cheers!

Posted by: KevinMob at April 19, 2019 03:47 AM (eSy3e)

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