Leftist Idiot David Sirota Spent Months Relentlessly Attacking Bernie Sanders' Democrat Opponents as a Columnist for the Guardian, While Not Disclosing His Affiliation with Sanders;<br>Suddenly Deletes 20,000 Tweets

Leftist Idiot David Sirota Spent Months Relentlessly Attacking Bernie Sanders' Democrat Opponents as a Columnist for the Guardian, While Not Disclosing His Affiliation with Sanders;
Suddenly Deletes 20,000 Tweets

Sneaky, cowardly, and full of lies, like all socialists.

Shortly before he gave speeches launching his 2020 campaign earlier this month, Bernie Sanders emailed his supporters, urging them to "do our very best to engage respectfully with our Democratic opponents, talking about the issues we are fighting for, not about personalities or past grievances. I want to be clear that I condemn bullying and harassment of any kind and in any space."
What he didn’t include was that one of the people already advising him and helping him write those launch speeches is one of his most famously aggressive supporters online.
Since December, David Sirota has, on Twitter, on his own website, and in columns in The Guardian, been trashing most of Sanders’s Democratic opponents--all without disclosing his work with Sanders--and has been pushing back on critics by saying that he was criticizing the other Democrats as a journalist...

Well, in fairness: Don't all "journalists" attack their political enemies in the guise of being dispassionate, disinterested third-parties? Isn't the entire profession more dishonorable than prostitution?

Sirota's hiring as a senior adviser and speechwriter was announced by the Sanders campaign on Tuesday morning after The Atlantic contacted the campaign and inquired about the undisclosed role Sirota held while attacking other Democrats.

Given that journalists who are literally in bed with Democrats (and I do mean literally) attack their political enemies for their bed-mates every day, what's the big deal?

The big deal, of course, is that this is a Democrat, or socialist Democrat, which is the same thing, doing this to other Democrats.

You can do political ops in the guise of "journalism" against Republicans and especially conservative Republicans, but woe betide you if you run your covert ops against another Democrat.

If the name David Sirota sounds familiar, that may be because you know him as the Blue Steel "Bam!" Man, or maybe Mr. Pointy.

And I've got seven more fingers, buddy

Bam! That's what I say to you, Sir!

Update to Story About Former Handgun Control, Inc. Spokesman Jake Tapper:

Petty Jake Tapper decided to visit the Ultimate Penalty on Dana Loesch for pointing out his partisan, unprofessional behavior -- he unfollowed her.

As Jake Twitter lives on Twitter (and by the way, that was a Freudian slip I just made which I'm going to leave as written because it's accurate), he thinks this is a real bodyblow to Dana. It could be 20 or 30 twittercycles before she can even walk again.

Thanks, @jaketapper for unfollowing me over this after I criticized the award your company won. https://t.co/rNtj2x3OUH
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) March 19, 2019

And every single thing I said about the media and the manner in which CNN exploited this for ratings stands. You all have proven that beyond any shadow of doubt.
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) March 19, 2019

You'll notice exactly none of Jake's Harem criticizing him or noting that Dana has a point. They understand that their status as Jake's Twitter Pets relies upon them never publicly, or frankly privately, criticizing him.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:12 PM

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1 Boom!

Posted by: Max Power at March 19, 2019 07:15 PM (Hucnr)

2 Dana has Jake's balls in a holster right now.

And this Sirota guy. The hell?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 07:15 PM (ptqGC)

3
This little titty-baby makes Ethan Krupp look like Charles Bronson.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2019 07:16 PM (zBaqJ)

4 You get 'er, Jake! You show her who's Boss of Twitter!!!

Posted by: Ed Morrissey, G4J at March 19, 2019 07:16 PM (PbpT7)

5 Fuck Jake Tapper

Posted by: Steeldoc at March 19, 2019 07:16 PM (cAvOz)

6 How many times a day does Sirota practice those moves in his bathroom mirror?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 07:16 PM (ptqGC)

7
Forget it Ethics and Reality; It's Jake...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2019 07:17 PM (zBaqJ)

8 Are there enough Twitter users here to get an appropriate hash to trend?

#JakeTapperFraud?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at March 19, 2019 07:17 PM (evFrd)

9 I like his style and that move. Crane Jerking Reed.

Posted by: a hand baby at March 19, 2019 07:17 PM (UdKB7)

10 It worked perfectly for Hillary.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 07:17 PM (sy5kK)

11 >>>How many times a day does Sirota practice those moves in his bathroom mirror?

Three hours a day. I think the results speak for themselves, madam.

Posted by: Mr. Pointy at March 19, 2019 07:17 PM (PbpT7)

12 Twitter Gimps?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 19, 2019 07:18 PM (brgv3)

13 Seriously? Unfollowing her? I can see a weirdo like Alex Jones but her??

Chinese React to Captain Marvel: Shouldn't a Superhero be Hot?

Wait til they get a load of Squirrel Girl

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 07:18 PM (39g3+)

14 Twitter Catamites?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 19, 2019 07:18 PM (brgv3)

15 lol. those look like Hitler's speech practice photos.

Posted by: x at March 19, 2019 07:19 PM (nFwvY)

16 13 Seriously? Unfollowing her? I can see a weirdo like Alex Jones but her??

Chinese React to Captain Marvel: Shouldn't a Superhero be Hot?

Wait til they get a load of Squirrel Girl
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 07:18 PM (39g3+)

Lena Dunham, as Flaming Fupa!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2019 07:19 PM (zBaqJ)

17 If you ever find yourself posing for photos like the above, maybe rethink your life.

It is not cool, edgy or even funny, except to be laughed AT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 19, 2019 07:20 PM (brgv3)

18 Hey at least Sirota's getting paid so that's honest whoring.

And here's an actual serious question. Jake Tapper is a journalist. Dana Loesch is a significant voice on a major topic in American politics.

It is, literally, his job to be informed of what people are saying regarding gun control. By unfollowing her, isn't he is refusing to do his job? He has chosen to cut off a free source of information.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 19, 2019 07:20 PM (GbPPJ)

19 ALERT

ALERT

ALERT

ALERT

Posted by: Jake Tapper's Google Alert at March 19, 2019 07:20 PM (PbpT7)

20 The linked 2013 piece is hilarious, so I'm going to go comment there.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 19, 2019 07:20 PM (fuK7c)

21 BAM!

Posted by: DangerGirl (without my sanityprod) at March 19, 2019 07:20 PM (SRarZ)

22 You can do political ops in the guise of "journalism" against Republicans and especially conservative Republicans, but woe betide you if you run your covert ops against another Democrat.

Yeah only reason Atlantic would even write about this is because he was attacking the team.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 07:20 PM (39g3+)

23 Totally not gay.

Posted by: wth at March 19, 2019 07:21 PM (v0R5T)

24 >>>20 The linked 2013 piece is hilarious, so I'm going to go comment there.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

I can't recommend that ENOUGH

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 07:21 PM (PbpT7)

25

Emeril Lagasse - BAM!

Effeminate and Gassy - BAM!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2019 07:22 PM (zBaqJ)

26 23 Totally not gay.
Posted by: wth at March 19, 2019 07:21 PM (v0R5T)

As heterosexual as Jim J Bullock.
-Richard Simmons

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 19, 2019 07:22 PM (brgv3)

27 "Flaming Fupa!"

A most hideous superhero you have conjured. Thanks a lot.

Posted by: freaked at March 19, 2019 07:22 PM (UdKB7)

28 BAM!
//David "BAM!" Sirota

Posted by: sven at March 19, 2019 07:22 PM (qt4GF)

29 I think David Sirota is practicing the hand-gestures for "My wife's down the hallway and when you get there she wants you to do THIS! to her cooter"

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 07:22 PM (PbpT7)

30 And this Sirota guy. "

Makes a good spicy red sauce.

Wait a sec... that line dates back a few years...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 19, 2019 07:23 PM (Bc1aB)

31 Don't comment on an old thread, Bander, You'll get pixy banned.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2019 07:23 PM (AllCR)

32 23 Posted by: wth at March 19, 2019 07:21 PM (v0R5T)

TOTALLY
//BAM!

Posted by: sven at March 19, 2019 07:23 PM (qt4GF)

33 That first photo of Sirota though...reminds me of 80's hairband poses, especially Brett Michaels of Poison. Complete with lip gloss.

Posted by: DangerGirl (without my sanityprod) at March 19, 2019 07:23 PM (SRarZ)

34 That townhall (ambush on Dana) was the night I renewed my NRA subscription. Assholes. So yea, color me shocked that a tiny troll like Scrota would be blowing Bernie.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2019 07:24 PM (+/tGa)

35 Sirota doesn't strike me as the kind of guy who has a wife, he's the kind that IS the wife in a relationship

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 07:24 PM (39g3+)

36 I can't recommend that ENOUGH"

Kurt will be right there...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 19, 2019 07:24 PM (Bc1aB)

37 31 Don't comment on an old thread, Bander, You'll get pixy banned.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2019 07:23 PM (AllCR)

Don't go into the Light, Bander!

(I think he knows.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 19, 2019 07:24 PM (brgv3)

38 BAM!

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2019 07:24 PM (aKxyY)

39 He's got a wedding ring on. Who's the lucky guy?

Posted by: wth at March 19, 2019 07:24 PM (v0R5T)

40 33 Posted by: DangerGirl (without my sanityprod) at March 19, 2019 07:23 PM (SRarZ)

Sweetie, that is SPECIAL "lip gloss."
//BAM!

Posted by: sven at March 19, 2019 07:25 PM (qt4GF)

41 Baizuo - "white-left". Derogatory term.

Chinese for all Democrat prezzie candidates, most of Hollywood, and ABCBSNBCNN. And most Seattle lesbians.

There is a reason why the Chinese have lasted for thousands of years, they get it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 07:25 PM (sy5kK)

42 31 Don't comment on an old thread, Bander, You'll get pixy banned.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2019 07:23 PM (AllCR)

That was the joke, dear. And ace wants me to do it. I have the sadz.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 19, 2019 07:25 PM (fuK7c)

43 when you see my wife take a running start and then BAM!

Posted by: David Sirota, if he had a wife, which seems dubious, but let's go with it at March 19, 2019 07:25 PM (PbpT7)

44 "Brett Michaels of Poison"

Pfft. Poser.

Posted by: Punky Meadows at March 19, 2019 07:25 PM (UdKB7)

45 He's got a wedding ring on. Who's the lucky guy?

---

I'm going to ask what is the lucky SPECIES.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at March 19, 2019 07:25 PM (evFrd)

46

Is that Pebbles' boy friend?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 19, 2019 07:25 PM (aKsyK)

47 33 That first photo of Sirota though...reminds me of 80's hairband poses, especially Brett Michaels of Poison. Complete with lip gloss.
Posted by: DangerGirl (without my sanityprod) at March 19, 2019 07:23 PM (SRarZ)

Was 2013 pre or post duckface? I think post, but the last 20 years kind of all run together culturally.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 19, 2019 07:25 PM (brgv3)

48 That's not a weddding ring, ladies.

It's a cock ring. But it keeps falling off, so I wear it on my hand.

BAM!

Posted by: David Sirotta at March 19, 2019 07:25 PM (+cl43)

49 omg lol that second pic. These fucking guys...

Posted by: kallisto at March 19, 2019 07:25 PM (SAV4V)

50 Even all the shit I've done that'd make some of y'all want to shoot me... I'm still more Alpha than Sirota.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 19, 2019 07:26 PM (pgXNG)

51 He models for Untucked, right? The shirts.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 07:26 PM (ptqGC)

52 >> "Brett Michaels of Poison"

You guys know CC Deville posts here, right?

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2019 07:26 PM (+cl43)

53 that's honest whoring"

There's dishonest whoring?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 19, 2019 07:26 PM (Bc1aB)

54 >>Don't comment on an old thread, Bander, You'll get pixy banned.

This is an Old Wives Tale.

Comment away.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2019 07:27 PM (+cl43)

55 Did that pose get Sirota into Zoolander 2? I know I watched it but all I recal is disappointment and Sting, and maybe a connection between the two things?

Posted by: Bete reflecting at March 19, 2019 07:27 PM (CyxVC)

56 Like many philosophers and monks throughout history, I have devoted my life to answering a single fundamental question: Why can't you make a shirt that looks good untucked?

Posted by: The Shirt Scientist Guy from "Untucked" Shirts at March 19, 2019 07:27 PM (PbpT7)

57 That David Scrotta is some kind of badass! Ahoy, mate!

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at March 19, 2019 07:28 PM (Tyii7)

58 How many times a day does Sirota practice those moves in his bathroom mirror?

Anyone familiar with boxing would recognize that this dude knows absolutely nothing about throwing punches so all of that shadowboxing will do nothing except reinforce bad habits that will guarantee a sound ass beating if he ever considers his skillz ready.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 19, 2019 07:28 PM (lD3vL)

59 There's dishonest whoring?

That's when she cleans out your wallet and takes your watch while you're asleep.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 07:28 PM (39g3+)

60 35 Sirota doesn't strike me as the kind of guy who has a wife, he's the kind that IS the wife in a relationship
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 07:24 PM (39g3+)

The wife is in the relationship, Sirota just watches and cleans up.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 07:28 PM (sy5kK)

61 Leftist Idiot....

But you repeat yourself.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 19, 2019 07:28 PM (Z+IKu)

62 Screw the news, DangerGirl is in the House.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2019 07:28 PM (1+CaC)

63 Out: "But Gorsuch."

In: "As a journalist."

Under this new social paradigm, I can say, do, and invent any fvcking thing I like and add my caveat as its exclamation point.

I might enjoy using this one myself. Eg, "As a journalist, you're a GD barking moonbat racist pedophile!" And I'm not even a journalist. And, as a journalist, you are forbidden to notice.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 19, 2019 07:28 PM (6eEQ+)

64 Anyone familiar with boxing would recognize that this dude knows absolutely nothing about throwing punches

Yeah but the broken fingers are a bonus

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 07:28 PM (39g3+)

65 Was 2013 pre or post duckface? I think post, but the last 20 years kind of all run together culturally.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 19, 2019 07:25 PM (brgv3)
Post. I'm talking late 80's early 90's.Like this:
https://tinyurl.com/brettduck

Posted by: DangerGirl (without my sanityprod) at March 19, 2019 07:28 PM (SRarZ)

66 Mock the Sirota if you must, but at your peril. That blue business casual shirt tags him as a legitimate badass.

Posted by: kallisto at March 19, 2019 07:28 PM (SAV4V)

67 Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2019 07:27 PM (+cl43)

Yes, I'm an old wife,

for it happened to me.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2019 07:28 PM (AllCR)

68 "Why can't you make a shirt that looks good untucked?"

I will if I'm wearing it.

Posted by: Punky Meadows at March 19, 2019 07:29 PM (UdKB7)

69
Heh. In that 2013 thread I was amusing myself by captioning sirota's queerbo pics.

>>>

"My eyebrows are trimmed for combat."

BAM!
>>>>

"On my radio show, I'll get right in people's faces; I don't care."

BAM!
>>>

"When writing pieces for the internet, I'm not afraid to stand up to anyone."

BAM!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 19, 2019 07:29 PM (hTMUo)

70 Comment away."

Indeed. Especially about men's sportscoats, fashion boots, and wigs.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 19, 2019 07:29 PM (Bc1aB)

71 BIFF!

Posted by: Robin - totally not gay either at March 19, 2019 07:29 PM (v0R5T)

72 53 that's honest whoring"

There's dishonest whoring?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 19, 2019 07:26 PM (Bc1aB)

Honest whoring is porno. Dishonest whoring is "acting." I.E. fucking the producer to get the part.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2019 07:29 PM (zBaqJ)

73 I feel pretty. Oh, so pretty.

Posted by: Davey Sirota at March 19, 2019 07:29 PM (Tyii7)

74 How many times a day does Sirota practice those moves in his bathroom mirror?

He better call the sheriff.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2019 07:29 PM (+/tGa)

75

Big Jake Twitter is the name but you can call me Big Twit.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 19, 2019 07:30 PM (TAmPV)

76 That really assless chaps my ass!

Posted by: Brie Larson at March 19, 2019 07:30 PM (vDqXW)

77 I think David Sirota is practicing the hand-gestures for "My wife's down the hallway and when you get there she wants you to do THIS! to her cooter"

How would xe know?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 19, 2019 07:30 PM (lD3vL)

78

Sneaky, cowardly, and full of lies, like all Socialists.
And like all Democrats.
And like all Progressives.
BIRM.
FIFY.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 19, 2019 07:30 PM (HaL55)

79 73 I feel pretty. Oh, so pretty.
Posted by: Davey Sirota at March 19, 2019 07:29 PM (Tyii7)

George Chakiris called. He threw up at your mincing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2019 07:30 PM (zBaqJ)

80
What?

Is it Talk Like A Pirate Day already??

Oh, you said duckface. Never mind.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 19, 2019 07:30 PM (hTMUo)

81 David Sirota is a childhood friend of Adam Goldberg, the (non-political) guy behind The Goldbergs TV show.

It's hilarious to see him actually be referenced as a character in a couple of episodes, knowing what a doof he is.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2019 07:30 PM (oVJmc)

82 >>>66 Mock the Sirota if you must, but at your peril. That blue business casual shirt tags him as a legitimate badass.
Posted by: kallisto

I wear Tactical Dockers, too.

Posted by: David Sirota at March 19, 2019 07:30 PM (PbpT7)

83 That's when she cleans out your wallet and takes your watch while you're asleep."

That's just a girlfriend. Or roommate

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 19, 2019 07:30 PM (Bc1aB)

84 Can imagine the photographer was stifling laughter the entire shoot.

Posted by: kallisto at March 19, 2019 07:30 PM (SAV4V)

85 Bernie Sanders is so FUCKING OLD, Vladimir Lenin presented him to the Central Committee as a special guest.

Posted by: Fritz at March 19, 2019 07:30 PM (LuPts)

86 29 I think David Sirota is practicing the hand-gestures for "My wife's down the hallway and when you get there she wants you to do THIS! to her cooter"
Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 07:22 PM (PbpT7)

OMG I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 19, 2019 07:31 PM (TdMsT)

87 Dishonest whoring is "acting." I.E. fucking the producer to get the part."

So... Hollywood then.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 19, 2019 07:31 PM (Bc1aB)

88
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 19, 2019 07:31 PM (KCxzN)

89
On the other hand, it depresses me that I was doing the exact same thing 6 years ago as today.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 19, 2019 07:32 PM (hTMUo)

90 I'll take on a whole gang of third-graders if I have to! Don't mess with me, bra!

Posted by: Davey Sirota at March 19, 2019 07:32 PM (Tyii7)

91 >>>86 29 I think David Sirota is practicing the hand-gestures for "My wife's down the hallway and when you get there she wants you to do THIS! to her cooter"
Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 07:22 PM (PbpT7)

OMG I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Ladyl

Good, I'm glad. I thought that one would sell better.

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 07:32 PM (PbpT7)

92 'Bernie Sanders is so FUCKING OLD'

Nothing says "Democrat" like an old commie loser white guy.

Posted by: freaked at March 19, 2019 07:32 PM (UdKB7)

93 84 Can imagine the photographer was stifling laughter the entire shoot.
Posted by: kallisto at March 19, 2019 07:30 PM (SAV4V)

I think he had an auto-timer. And that accounts for the slight shakiness of the shot. The timer was suppressing a laugh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2019 07:32 PM (zBaqJ)

94 This guy looks like he's ready to jump into the Octagon and arm-bar all the things.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at March 19, 2019 07:32 PM (F6tBH)

95 Untucked season 2 was pretty good.

Posted by: Max Power at March 19, 2019 07:32 PM (Hucnr)

96 Cooter is great word.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2019 07:32 PM (+cl43)

97 >>>95 Untucked season 2 was pretty good.

haha

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 07:33 PM (PbpT7)

98
Like many philosophers and monks throughout history,
Let me guess. Friar Tuck?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 19, 2019 07:33 PM (8ZmvG)

99 87 Dishonest whoring is "acting." I.E. fucking the producer to get the part."

So... Hollywood then.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 19, 2019 07:31 PM (Bc1aB)

You sir are perceptive as I was going to write that initially.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2019 07:33 PM (zBaqJ)

100
This is an Old Wives Tale.

Comment away.]/i]

Jeebus, we have Old Wives here now?

Why wasn't there an announcement?

Don't we have an operating Membership Committee?

What would they say they do around here?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2019 07:33 PM (pNxlR)

101 Fox should be un-Tucked.

Posted by: Media Shit Splatters at March 19, 2019 07:33 PM (vDqXW)

102 alexthechick: "And here's an actual serious question. Jake Tapper is a journalist."

I think it's pretty well established Jake Tapper was never a journalist.

In a galaxy far away, far more of the public would understand this. Alas, we do not live in that galaxy.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 19, 2019 07:33 PM (6eEQ+)

103 29 I think David Sirota is practicing the hand-gestures for "My wife's down the hallway and when you get there she wants you to do THIS! to her cooter"

is this what a donkey punch looks like?

Posted by: Anachronda at March 19, 2019 07:33 PM (sGtp+)

104 98
Like many philosophers and monks throughout history,
Let me guess. Friar Tuck?
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 19, 2019 07:33 PM (8ZmvG)

More like Tired Fuck.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2019 07:33 PM (zBaqJ)

105 Last time I am gonna ask you, Ace -

Did you find that picture and have you figured out a way for me to send you that turntable yet?

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2019 07:34 PM (+cl43)

106 Sirota does strike me as the kind of animal that says things to himself in the bathroom mirror.

'Hey sexy.'

'Why yes, these are my real muscles.'

'No, I can't tuck in my shirts because of these monstrous lats.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 19, 2019 07:34 PM (brgv3)

107 103 29 I think David Sirota is practicing the hand-gestures for "My wife's down the hallway and when you get there she wants you to do THIS! to her cooter"

is this what a donkey punch looks like?
Posted by: Anachronda at March 19, 2019 07:33 PM (sGtp+)

"Like, run away and stuff!"

- - Chiquita Khruschev Donkey Chompers

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2019 07:34 PM (zBaqJ)

108 Anyone familiar with boxing would recognize that this dude knows absolutely nothing about throwing punches
.......

He's just setting you up for that mean left hook.
I can see it in his eyeliner.

Posted by: wth at March 19, 2019 07:34 PM (v0R5T)

109 i'd dig seeing dana and jake in a target shooting match.

i know who'd win, for sure.

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 19, 2019 07:34 PM (4hfnr)

110 My style of fighting was to have no style. Same with this guy.

Posted by: zombie Bruce Lee at March 19, 2019 07:35 PM (UdKB7)

111 Those pictures. I seriously can't imagine how delusional you have to be to think those are good. I bet he thinks he's a real Billy Badass.

I remember these from years ago but I'm still dying over here.

Posted by: DangerGirl (without my sanityprod) at March 19, 2019 07:35 PM (SRarZ)

112 Untucked season 3: Say Yes to the Dress.

Posted by: Max Power at March 19, 2019 07:35 PM (Hucnr)

113 He bites his lower lip like that when he takes a Donkey Punch, too.

Posted by: Mrs Sirota at March 19, 2019 07:35 PM (+cl43)

114 85 Bernie Sanders is so FUCKING OLD, Vladimir Lenin presented him to the Central Committee as a special guest.
Posted by: Fritz at March 19, 2019 07:30 PM (LuPts)

Jeez, Gabby Hayes told him to put his teeth back in as it was disgusting.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2019 07:35 PM (zBaqJ)

115 He's just setting you up for that mean left hook.
I can see it in his eyeliner.
Posted by: wth at March 19, 2019 07:34 PM (v0R5T)

Don't fire, men, until you see the black of their eyeliner!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 19, 2019 07:36 PM (brgv3)

116 You sir are perceptive as I was going to write that initially."

Heh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 19, 2019 07:36 PM (Bc1aB)

117 >>My style of fighting was to have no style.

The key is to talk a lotta shit while you get completely undressed.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2019 07:36 PM (+cl43)

118 I remember throwin' punches around and preaching from my chair.

Posted by: Roger Daltrey at March 19, 2019 07:36 PM (vDqXW)

119 i know who'd win, for sure.

Well once they got Tapper from under a table after screaming and dropping the pistol at the sound of the first shot, maybe they could compete

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 07:36 PM (39g3+)

120 Last time I am gonna ask you, Ace -

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2019 07:34 PM (+cl43)

Do the words "restraining order" ring a bell?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 19, 2019 07:37 PM (fuK7c)

121 115 He's just setting you up for that mean left hook.
I can see it in his eyeliner.
Posted by: wth at March 19, 2019 07:34 PM (v0R5T)

Don't fire, men, until you see the black of their eyeliner!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 19, 2019 07:36 PM (brgv3)

Mean left hooker? Oh, you mean Sarah Silverfish.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2019 07:37 PM (zBaqJ)

122 100 Jeebus, we have Old Wives here now?

*somebody* has to knit up the stockpile of ampersands.

Posted by: Anachronda at March 19, 2019 07:37 PM (sGtp+)

123 >>Do the words "restraining order" ring a bell?

Look. He wants a shitty donation instead of a restored Marantz, that is his call.

I just want to know he doesn't want it before I sell the thing.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2019 07:38 PM (+cl43)

124 The main thing I will always think about Bernie Sanders is his *cringe* when the dude collapsed on stage next to him. Man, that guy can cringe!

Posted by: Chris M at March 19, 2019 07:38 PM (6XZdO)

125 Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 19, 2019 07:37 PM (fuK7c)

Is your first name " Frumious?"

Posted by: Ladyl at March 19, 2019 07:38 PM (TdMsT)

126 Is there a point to his pointing?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 19, 2019 07:38 PM (eAMlh)

127 >>>...and have you figured out a way for me to send you that turntable yet?

david reaboi and uncle jimbo are always posting pics of their stereos. he should have you send it to one of them!

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 19, 2019 07:38 PM (4hfnr)

128

Six revolutions around the Sun and what's changed in my Life?

I now watch YT vids by a Satanist dork offering political analysis.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 19, 2019 07:39 PM (hTMUo)

129 My son would say, "His look screams 'Shoot me first.'"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 07:39 PM (ptqGC)

130 "Is there a point to his pointing?"

Pull my finger.

Posted by: David Sirachacha at March 19, 2019 07:40 PM (UdKB7)

131 Dana Loesh is purty.

Carry on .

Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2019 07:40 PM (NLLmE)

132
129 My son would say, "His look screams 'Shoot me first.'"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 07:39 PM (ptqGC)

You guys are killing, I'm laughing so hard!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 19, 2019 07:40 PM (TdMsT)

133 Anderson Cooper walks around the halls of CNN singing... My, My My Sirota!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2019 07:41 PM (+/tGa)

134 OK, checked the link to the archives. You know how Brie Larson has no ass (as I'm led to believe), Sirota has no arms. Well, technically, he has them, but talk about pointy elbows.

Maybe it was the lighting.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 19, 2019 07:41 PM (6eEQ+)

135 Sirota is a complete headcase.

He had a show here in Denver on 630KHOW, with conservative co-host Michael Brown.

Clear Channel does an annual event where they pit their Denver-area political commentators against each other in a debate at a schmoozy kind of affair. The whole thing is supposed to be real humourous and jokey and good-natured. Entertainment, not serious political debate.

Anyway he was debating long-time popular conservative
host Mike Rosen, and Sirota completely melted the fuck down in front of G-d and everyone. He seemed to likely be on drugs or drunk or something.

It was weird, and embarrassing, and apparently his bosses at Clear Channel were very unhappy and he got in trouble.

But did that slow David down? No.

If anything, he got worse. He got so unpleasant toward Michael Brown, both on and off the air, that Brown (by far the more popular, valuable host) couldn't take it anymore.

Clear Channel opted to buy out Sirota's contract, send him packing, and let Brown fly solo.

Nice goin', Dave!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 07:41 PM (QtSzO)

136 >> "His look screams 'Shoot me first.'"

Oh, he never lets me take the first blast.

Posted by: Mrs Sirota at March 19, 2019 07:41 PM (+cl43)

137
Is there a point to his pointing?

He wants you to know he's Just That Awesome. And somewhere inside him, there's a roundhouse kick ready to go.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 07:41 PM (ptqGC)

138 It just cracks me up that the great hope of the hippie is a 77 year old mumbling Jewish bureaucrat. What the hell happened to you people?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 07:41 PM (39g3+)

139
Well once they got Tapper from under a table after screaming and dropping the pistol at the sound of the first shot, maybe they could compete
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 07:36 PM (39g3+)

What was the thread where a leftist pussy went shooting and, boy, were his "poor widdle arms tired afterward" or some such whining?

I'm not referring to Barky "I'm Shootin' Skeet Here - Not That Kind, The Clay Kind" O'Fuckstick story and post.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2019 07:42 PM (pNxlR)

140 Jake Twitter ... thinks this is a real bodyblow to Dana.

He looks like an adult but he just plays one on TV.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 19, 2019 07:42 PM (ePWRo)

141 And God bless who ever coined the phrase, "Bernie Sanders looks like he combs his hair with a balloon" because it is priceless.

Seriously, could there be a crazier looking politician? Crazy hair, horrific accent, bottom-tooth talker.

No...that is not a challenge.

Posted by: DangerGirl (without my sanityprod) at March 19, 2019 07:42 PM (SRarZ)

142 The White Man's Overbite in picture number two is one for the books.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 19, 2019 07:42 PM (ju9gW)

143 David Sirota is so cute, I wish I wasn`t so secretly attracted to women. My important standing in the gay community is being hurt by this curse...I am so confused. I want mother to have the pay toilet in the basement removed, I hate crapping in the yard like a dog. She bought me a new yearly bus pass to find a job, how fucking hateful and hurtful.

Posted by: Leftist Lex at March 19, 2019 07:42 PM (yhf6w)

144 Ah, the fisting muscle memory is just too much to overcome.

Posted by: Roger Daltrey at March 19, 2019 07:42 PM (vDqXW)

145 130
"Is there a point to his pointing?"

Yeah, he's practicing his ultra cool Ninja move to pick Bernie's nose and pull it back before Bernie eats the bugger off his finger. You gotta be fast to get one over on that old geezer.

Posted by: Old Blue at March 19, 2019 07:42 PM (gEvQ8)

146 Seriously, I am not exaggerating but when I saw that disgrace of a "townhall" I grabbed my NRA renewal and sent it in. We have no media.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2019 07:43 PM (+/tGa)

147 Oy ...

Posted by: Adriane the Depressing Literature Critic ... at March 19, 2019 07:43 PM (LPnfS)

148 He'll fight *all* us faggits in the octagm!

Posted by: kallisto at March 19, 2019 07:44 PM (SAV4V)

149 I had some Twitter pets once but they wouldn't stop pissing and crapping in the house, so I had to get rid of them.

Posted by: the Butcher at March 19, 2019 07:44 PM (DIosY)

150 The story of Brie Larson's ass is much like the story of Rachel Corrie.

Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2019 07:44 PM (NLLmE)

151 Everybody was elbow fighting. Those cats was fast as lightning!

Posted by: Davey Sirota at March 19, 2019 07:44 PM (Tyii7)

152 142 The White Man's Overbite in picture number two is one for the books.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 19, 2019 07:42 PM (ju9gW)

It is his best disco move. Staying Alive!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 19, 2019 07:44 PM (TdMsT)

153 The White Man's Overbite in picture number two is one for the books.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 19, 2019 07:42 PM

Hey man, you should see me at weddings after a few bourbons. I have mastered that move on the dance floor. My poor wife.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2019 07:45 PM (+/tGa)

154 Levin made a mistake when he sold out to Blaze.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 19, 2019 07:45 PM (ePWRo)

155 Brie Larson's ass is like Russian collusion: Nothing there.

Posted by: Roger Daltree at March 19, 2019 07:45 PM (vDqXW)

156 Is there a point to his pointing?
.....

Maybe if he put on an Uncle Sam hat he could be on the draft poster for Homos.

Posted by: wth at March 19, 2019 07:45 PM (v0R5T)

157 Now I have to google bottom tooth talker.

Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2019 07:46 PM (NLLmE)

158 What was the thread where a leftist pussy went shooting and, boy, were his "poor widdle arms tired afterward" or some such whining?

I think it was a New York Times reporter who went to fire a AR15 and whined about how scary it was.

And that fighting in the octagon joke is never, ever gonna get old.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 07:46 PM (39g3+)

159 Well, technically, he has them, but talk about pointy elbows.

Maybe it was the lighting.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 19, 2019 07:41 PM (6eEQ+)

Objection!

The long course of the history of this blog has led 'elbows' to mean something of which David Sirota has no example- or knowledge- of.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 19, 2019 07:46 PM (brgv3)

160 Watching these twitter slap fights is like watching mean girls fight in jr. high.

What a bunch of twats.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2019 07:46 PM (/tuJf)

161 Pointing is its own reward.

Posted by: David Sirota at March 19, 2019 07:46 PM (vDqXW)

162 My son would say, "His look screams 'Shoot me first.'"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 07:39 PM (ptqGC)

We're gonna need more of that kind of perceptive analysis in the near future.

Posted by: Muhammad Mahomet al-Mohammud at March 19, 2019 07:46 PM (f3oO4)

163 Levin made a mistake when he sold out to Blaze.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 19, 2019 07:45 PM

Speaking of the Blaze. I heard Glenn on Hannity last night. (Don't judge I was listening to Sirrus on the way home from a long meeting) All I could do was laugh. Fuck Johnny come lately. Dipshit.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2019 07:47 PM (+/tGa)

164 I don't understand the fixation with Brie Larson's ass. Is it some kind of misplaced attraction?

Posted by: Braenyard at March 19, 2019 07:47 PM (ePWRo)

165 Good news! John Walker Lindh, the American Taliban fighter, is being released in May, in spite of supporting ISIS from prison.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 07:47 PM (ptqGC)

166 Roger Daltre* is bringing it these days like he's determined not to get fooled again.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 19, 2019 07:47 PM (6eEQ+)

167 >>>You know how Brie Larson has no ass (as I'm led to believe), Sirota has
no arms.<<<

I work with a gentleman nicknamed "T-Rex." He couldn't even begin to dream about cleaning his ears with a washcloth.

Posted by: Fritz at March 19, 2019 07:47 PM (LuPts)

168 I don't understand the fixation with Brie Larson's ass.

Its more the lack thereof

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 07:48 PM (39g3+)

169 I don't understand the fixation with Brie Larson's ass. Is it some kind of misplaced attraction?

Posted by: Braenyard at March 19, 2019 07:47 PM (ePWRo)
---
It's really nothing.

Posted by: Axeman at March 19, 2019 07:48 PM (vDqXW)

170 What was the thread where a leftist pussy went shooting and, boy, were his "poor widdle arms tired afterward" or some such whining?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2019 07:42 PM (pNxlR)

You're thinking of Gersh "Gersh Kuntzman" Kuntzman.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 19, 2019 07:48 PM (t+qrx)

171 155 Brie Larson's ass is like Russian collusion: Nothing there.
Posted by: Roger Daltree at March 19, 2019 07:45 PM (vDqXW)

Brie Larson's ass is like food in the Ukraine during the 30's: a planned scarcity.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 19, 2019 07:48 PM (brgv3)

172 Cooter is great word.
Posted by: garrett

David "Cooter" Sirota

Bernie "Cooter" Sanders

Jake "Cooter" Tapper

I can see how this works now.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 19, 2019 07:49 PM (S6Pax)

173 garrett, i responded in an email. thanks! It looks nice.

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 07:49 PM (PbpT7)

174 Is he wearing foundation? Ghey.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2019 07:49 PM (NWiLs)

175 Levin made a mistake when he sold out to Blaze.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 19, 2019 07:45 PM (ePWRo)

I lost some of my respect for Levin over that, I know everybody needs some easy cash, but...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 19, 2019 07:49 PM (f3oO4)

176 "Is it some kind of misplaced attraction?"

No it's a misplaced ass distraction.

Posted by: David Sirachacha at March 19, 2019 07:49 PM (UdKB7)

177

I somehow doubt that Scirotum is as big a Batman fan as that second picture would make you think.

Or maybe he thinks he's actually Batman. Biff! Pow!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 19, 2019 07:49 PM (HaL55)

178 Didja see this example of Li'l Davey Sirota's journalistic excellence?

https://bit.ly/2Jprejt

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 19, 2019 07:49 PM (+y/Ru)

179 >>>Given that journalists who are literally in bed with Democrats (and I do mean literally)

double eew

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 19, 2019 07:50 PM (4hfnr)

180
164 I don't understand the fixation with Brie Larson's ass. Is it some kind of misplaced attraction?
Posted by: Braenyard at March 19, 2019 07:47 PM (ePWRo)

It's an ideal - there's so little there you fill in the rest with your imagination. The Holy Grail of Imaginary Asses.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2019 07:50 PM (pNxlR)

181 The photoshoot was not part of a funny TV show. David Sirota was displaying his physical prowess in order to strike fear into U.S. Marines.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 19, 2019 07:51 PM (9ScvN)

182 All I can say is that Ms. Larson's ass was a witness to a crime some years ago and was removed for its own protection. It now has a new identity in a new town.

Posted by: Federal Witness Protection at March 19, 2019 07:51 PM (gkstg)

183 >>>168 I don't understand the fixation with Brie Larson's ass.

what is the sound of one cheek clapping?

Posted by: A Zen Master of Twerking at March 19, 2019 07:51 PM (PbpT7)

184 The Klingons are testing their beta cloaking device on Brie Larson's ass.

Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2019 07:51 PM (NLLmE)

185 so anyway, I got double tapped at work...
turns out I am still frightening enough on a subtle psychological level even at 46 and out of shape that disguised as a war correspondent in Atropia I can freak people out with a voice recorder....
When an MP was inquiring to me about my own disappearance I felt like I was either on hallucinogens, having a psychological event, or just another day at the office.

Posted by: sven at March 19, 2019 07:51 PM (qt4GF)

186 I guess. But when I read the comments the thought image that comes to mind is runway models and the men who put them there.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 19, 2019 07:51 PM (ePWRo)

187 Brie Larson's ass is like Russian collusion: Nothing there.

-
Say what you will about Chaps Larson, nobody can say she got her ass handed to her.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 19, 2019 07:52 PM (+y/Ru)

188
Christ Almighty, leftist parliament members recite the words their young leftist aides wrote for them to blame "incels" and 4chan for inspiring "right wing violence."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7-jIWYlNzQ

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 19, 2019 07:52 PM (hTMUo)

189 All I can say is that Ms. Larson's ass was a witness to a crime some years ago and was removed for its own protection. It now has a new identity in a new town.
Posted by: Federal Witness Protection at March 19, 2019 07:51 PM (gkstg)

-------

Another town? Try another country... It's hiding inside Yanet Garcia's ass.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 07:52 PM (QtSzO)

190 @DLoesch
I'm not sorry that I was more prepared than you and your network to call out the failures of Scott Israel while CNN celebrated his failures that led to this awfulness.

I wish Dana had been prepared for that townhall hatefest ambush Jake sprung on her, though. She wasn't. And that's on her, unfortunately. Sigh. At least she's learned a lesson. And is still hot.

Posted by: Hands at March 19, 2019 07:52 PM (786Ro)

191 I somehow doubt that Scirotum is as big a Batman fan as that second picture would make you think.

Or maybe he thinks he's actually Batman. Biff! Pow!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 19, 2019 07:49 PM (HaL55)
............

I'd kick that fairie's ass. BAM!

Posted by: Fat Batman at March 19, 2019 07:52 PM (v0R5T)

192 this turntable handover is a long time coming, and i, for one, am excited.

/

sort of, but still.

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 19, 2019 07:52 PM (4hfnr)

193 Christ Almighty, leftist parliament members recite the words their young leftist aides wrote for them to blame "incels" and 4chan for inspiring "right wing violence."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7-jIWYlNzQ

...

i can't even keep up any more.

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 07:53 PM (PbpT7)

194 188 Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 19, 2019 07:52 PM (hTMUo)

The hilarious thing is incels are actually usually rather leftoid in their outlook in my real world interactions with them.

Posted by: sven at March 19, 2019 07:53 PM (qt4GF)

195 sven howya been!

Posted by: freaked at March 19, 2019 07:53 PM (UdKB7)

196 >> this turntable handover is a long time coming, and i, for one, am excited.

It's gonna be a blind drop.

I'm gonna box it up and Ace will tell me which bridge to drop it off of and a precise time to do it.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2019 07:54 PM (+cl43)

197 I think Brie Larson's ass is very nice.

Posted by: Leftist Lex at March 19, 2019 07:54 PM (yhf6w)

198 Dana has bigger balls than Brave Sir Tapper. Such is known.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 19, 2019 07:54 PM (t6MX/)

199 i can't even keep up any more.

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 07:53 PM

I have never been able to figure out Brit politics.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2019 07:54 PM (+/tGa)

200 Another town? Try another country... It's hiding inside Yanet Garcia's ass.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

CODE BLUE CODE BLUE
Cover blown

Posted by: Federal Witness Protection at March 19, 2019 07:54 PM (gkstg)

201 Or should I say I'd BOFF! that guy's ass?

Posted by: Fat Batman at March 19, 2019 07:55 PM (v0R5T)

202 The hilarious thing is incels are actually usually rather leftoid in their outlook in my real world interactions with them.
Posted by: sven

Hmmm.....

To quote the Great Garrett here....."Not enough Cooter!"

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 19, 2019 07:55 PM (S6Pax)

203 >>I think Brie Larson's ass is very nice.

I wish mine was half as shapely!

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at March 19, 2019 07:55 PM (+cl43)

204

Governments in UK, NZ, and Australia are looking to shutdown "unregulated safe-spaces" where the "far right" reinforce their hate just like ISIS does.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 19, 2019 07:55 PM (hTMUo)

205 Sven, long time no see.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at March 19, 2019 07:55 PM (IfYaq)

206 195 Posted by: freaked at March 19, 2019 07:53 PM (UdKB7)

If I were any better, it'd be criminal....
CID would take me away in cuffs and leg irons....so I stay just below that.

Posted by: sven at March 19, 2019 07:55 PM (qt4GF)

207 Other than being double tapped that is. Sounds pain full.

Posted by: freaked at March 19, 2019 07:55 PM (UdKB7)

208 Fist of fury!

Posted by: Hands at March 19, 2019 07:55 PM (786Ro)

209 The hilarious thing is incels are actually usually rather leftoid in their outlook in my real world interactions with them.
Posted by: sven at March 19, 2019 07:53 PM (qt4GF)

------

Well, yeah... conservative dudes get chicks.

If you're looking at a conservative incel, it's because he's waiting for marriage, but I guess that's just a "cel."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 07:55 PM (QtSzO)

210 Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 19, 2019 07:52 PM (hTMUo)

I torn between wishing Sir Winston was still here to inspire the British Peoples and thankful that he doesn't actually have to see the Perfidy of Albion first hand.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 19, 2019 07:55 PM (f3oO4)

211
this turntable handover is a long time coming, and i, for one, am excited.

Like driving the golden spike for the completion of the Transcontinental Railroad! However, pics ... or it didn't happen.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2019 07:55 PM (pNxlR)

212 187 Brie Larson's ass is like Russian collusion: Nothing there.

-
Say what you will about Chaps Larson, nobody can say she got her ass handed to her.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 19, 2019 07:52 PM (+y/Ru)

More like a Russian collision...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2019 07:55 PM (zBaqJ)

213 >> this turntable handover is a long time coming,
..........

Word. I had a pretty terrible hangover yesterday.

Posted by: wth at March 19, 2019 07:56 PM (v0R5T)

214 Since December, David Sirota has, on Twitter, on his own website, and in columns in The Guardian, been trashing most of Sanders's Democratic opponents

It begins.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2019 07:56 PM (6b1dn)

215 210
"I'm"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 19, 2019 07:56 PM (f3oO4)

216 165 Good news! John Walker Lindh, the American Taliban fighter, is being released in May, in spite of supporting ISIS from prison.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 07:47 PM (ptqGC)

I would not shed a tear if he were to suddenly encounter a speeding bullet.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2019 07:56 PM (zBaqJ)

217 OK as someone who has tuned out Hollywood and other forms of media, I had no idea who Brie Larson was. So for science I looked her up. Even though she might have a booty deficiency, I doubt that there's many straight Ron's here that would turn that down.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2019 07:56 PM (+/tGa)

218 202 Posted by: Bozo Conservattive Outlaw in America at March 19, 2019 07:55 PM (S6Pax)

Quite, there is a medicinal effect of the endorphin kick from good acrobatic monkey calisthenics.

Posted by: sven at March 19, 2019 07:56 PM (qt4GF)

219 196 >> this turntable handover is a long time coming, and i, for one, am excited.

It's gonna be a blind drop.

I'm gonna box it up and Ace will tell me which bridge to drop it off of and a precise time to do it.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2019 07:54 PM (+cl43)

*climbs in garrett's car*
Here, hold this bag.

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at March 19, 2019 07:57 PM (NWiLs)

220 The hilarious thing is incels are actually usually rather leftoid in their outlook in my real world interactions with them.
Posted by: sven at March 19, 2019 07:53 PM (qt4GF)
---
Hey! We're trying to have a narrative here!

Posted by: Left Media at March 19, 2019 07:57 PM (vDqXW)

221 Governments in UK, NZ, and Australia are looking to shutdown "unregulated safe-spaces" where the "far right" reinforce their hate just like ISIS does.
Posted by: Soothsayer

OMG!

Unregulated "safe spaces"? When will the horror stop!!!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 19, 2019 07:57 PM (S6Pax)

222 Thank me for my service.

Posted by: Jake Twitter at March 19, 2019 07:57 PM (786Ro)

223 Fist of fury!

Posted by: Hands at March 19, 2019 07:55 PM (786Ro)

That's hawt.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 19, 2019 07:57 PM (v0R5T)

224 The beatings need to start. We have let punchable idiots have way too much power for way too long.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 19, 2019 07:57 PM (ZR1GH)

225 >>Posted by: Walter Sobchak at March 19, 2019 07:57 PM (NWiLs)

They're gonna kill that poor Ewok!

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2019 07:57 PM (+cl43)

226 Watched "Twilight's Last Gleaming" the other day.....

Could have sworn I saw Cliff Clavin as an Air Force commando in the team planting the tactical nuke.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 19, 2019 07:58 PM (Z+IKu)

227 207 Posted by: freaked at March 19, 2019 07:55 PM (UdKB7)

It was painful only in my right ear.
Miles gear and all that.
I'm a contractor these days at the JRTC.

Posted by: sven at March 19, 2019 07:58 PM (qt4GF)

228 I doubt that there's many straight Ron's here that would turn that down.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2019 07:56 PM (+/tGa)

-------

I would. She is a retard and a shrieking harpy. And assless.

Sad!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 07:58 PM (QtSzO)

229 Could have sworn I saw Cliff Clavin as an Air Force commando in the team planting the tactical nuke.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 19, 2019 07:58 PM

He played a small part in "A Bridge Too Far".

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2019 07:59 PM (+/tGa)

230 Got it, Ace. And thanks.

To quote the great David Sirota
'I like the way the Ebony ones look.'

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2019 07:59 PM (+cl43)

231 It begins.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Honestly, it likely never stopped.

If only we could go back in time and stop the Germans from smuggling Lenin into Russia.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 19, 2019 07:59 PM (S6Pax)

232 I suppose it's a need to stay somewhat above it all given the institutional connection, but too bad Loesch didn't nuke Jake Twitter and Sheriff Israel and others much more aggressively.

The actual facts of the story - from the idiotic school district and law enforcement (and Obama DOJ) policies, to the unbelievable cowardice and incompetence of Israel and his people - are one of the most shocking and infamous of our times. High school students dying at the hands of a nut who should never have had the chance and who should have been stopped even when he got it.

But not 1 in 1,000 Americans has any idea about this, probably.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 19, 2019 08:00 PM (QDnY+)

233 Now I have to google bottom tooth talker.

Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2019 07:46 PM (NLLmE)

Bottom tooth talker=someone who only shows their bottom teeth when they talk. John McCain was also a member of the bottom tooth talker club.

Posted by: DangerGirl (without my sanityprod) at March 19, 2019 08:00 PM (SRarZ)

234 i have seen Cliff Claven playing an Air Force officer in some thriller. Pretty sure.

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 08:00 PM (PbpT7)

235 Is there any truth to the rumor that Larson invested heavily in Bernie Madoff's investment scheme

....

and lost her ass?

Posted by: Axeman at March 19, 2019 08:00 PM (vDqXW)

236 Sirota looks like he's auditioning for Zoolander

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 19, 2019 08:01 PM (dm05u)

237 Thank me for my service.
Posted by: Jake Twitter

Anderson Cooper zips up his fly.

"Thanks!"

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 19, 2019 08:01 PM (S6Pax)

238 Watched "Twilight's Last Gleaming" the other day.....

Could have sworn I saw Cliff Clavin as an Air Force commando in the team planting the tactical nuke.

Posted by: Hairyback Gu

Was that the one with a squad of sparkling vampires in WW2?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 19, 2019 08:01 PM (gkstg)

239 Bottom tooth talker=someone who only shows their bottom teeth when they talk. John McCain was also a member of the bottom tooth talker club.

Posted by: DangerGirl (without my sanityprod) at March 19, 2019 08:00 PM

Well, now he's showing all his teeth. (too shoon?)

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2019 08:01 PM (+/tGa)

240 >>>It's gonna be a blind drop.
I'm gonna box it up and Ace will tell me which bridge to drop it off of and a precise time to do it.

i know you know this, but bridges are icy. stay prepared, like the guy in the big lebowski.

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 19, 2019 08:01 PM (4hfnr)

241
Good news! John Walker Lindh, the American Taliban fighter, is being released in May, in spite of supporting ISIS from prison.

Anyone remember me talking about this a couple months ago?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 19, 2019 08:01 PM (hTMUo)

242 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 07:58 PM (QtSzO)

Even straight Rons have standards.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 19, 2019 08:01 PM (f3oO4)

243 Watched "Twilight's Last Gleaming" the other day.....

Could have sworn I saw Cliff Clavin as an Air Force commando in the team planting the tactical nuke.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 19, 2019 07:58 PM

Errrr, it's a little known fact that John Ratzenberger was in "A Bridge Too Far", as well. He played a Lieutenant.

Posted by: Hands at March 19, 2019 08:01 PM (786Ro)

244 David Sirota starring in "Black Cock Down".

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2019 08:02 PM (+/tGa)

245 Sirota looks like he's auditioning for Zoolander
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 19, 2019 08:01 PM (dm05u)

If he can spin left he's a shoo-in.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 19, 2019 08:02 PM (xPJvm)

246 "Bottom tooth talker=someone who only shows their bottom teeth when they talk."

Try it while saying "You kids got off of my lawn" It's fun!

Posted by: freaked at March 19, 2019 08:02 PM (UdKB7)

247 There was a true crime show on the other night in which a young lady was the go between who arranged the murder for hire of a respectable family's ex-son-in-law. The cops traced the funds she received for arranging the murder to her breast enlargement surgery by Dr. Boobton. You know, why not the best?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 19, 2019 08:02 PM (+y/Ru)

248 Dang, Minnfidel beat me to the Bridge reference.

Posted by: Hands at March 19, 2019 08:02 PM (786Ro)

249
So for science I looked her up. Even though she might have a booty deficiency, I doubt that there's many straight Ron's here that would turn that down.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2019 07:56 PM (+/tGa)

I don't think she'd have the patience to endure round after round of "20 Questions".

- Is your ass on this planet?

- Is it in the Northern Hemisphere?

- Wait, rewind, please ... did you ever HAVE an ass?

- ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2019 08:02 PM (pNxlR)

250 241 Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 19, 2019 08:01 PM (hTMUo)

Yup, Johnny bin Walker....
the good news is the next time he goes Jihad he may get the golden ticket.

Posted by: sven at March 19, 2019 08:02 PM (qt4GF)

251 If the average prostitute had the honor of a journalist, the penalty for being one would be death by burning.

The average whore is more likable than the lugenpresse, simply because they don't actively and constantly betray this country. Slaughter all the journalists, replace them with whores. The news could not possibly decrease in quality, it would be much easier on the eyes, and we'd get to watch an infinite supply of soyboys and thundercunts being tortured.

Everyone wins.

Posted by: trev006 at March 19, 2019 08:02 PM (6MBTc)

252 Good news! John Walker Lindh, the American Taliban fighter, is being released in May, in spite of supporting ISIS from prison.

Anyone remember me talking about this a couple months ago?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 19, 2019 08:01 PM (hTMUo)

I do. You said the sooth.

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 19, 2019 08:02 PM (aS1PU)

253 John Ratzenberger (Cliff Clavin) played an ATF controller in Superman 2.

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 08:02 PM (PbpT7)

254 182 All I can say is that Ms. Larson's ass was a witness to a crime some years ago and was removed for its own protection. It now has a new identity in a new town.
Posted by: Federal Witness Protection at March 19, 2019 07:51 PM (gkstg)

Hillary wiped Brie'z was, like with a cloth.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 19, 2019 08:03 PM (t6MX/)

255 Talked with a young Brit today, he's in agony over his country's degradation. Of course unlike most he's quite historically literate, and comes from a line with lots of military involvement (from the Boer War onward, he said). I asked if what has become the almost theatrical lawlessness and arrogance of the political class in trying to derail Brexit might actually trigger some serious electoral response. He said he and others have been wondering the same thing. But he's not optimistic about it.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 19, 2019 08:03 PM (QDnY+)

256 This Dana Loesch, is this not the proper time to be backing down? My GOPe handbook says it is. I'm confused.

Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2019 08:03 PM (dzJ3R)

257 Dang, Minnfidel beat me to the Bridge reference.

Posted by: Hands at March 19, 2019 08:02 PM

That movie was way underrated. I have it in my collection.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2019 08:03 PM (+/tGa)

258 Even though she might have a booty deficiency, I doubt that there's many straight Ron's here that would turn that down.

She's pretty enough on the outside, I agree.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 08:03 PM (39g3+)

259 i have seen Cliff Claven playing an Air Force officer in some thriller. Pretty sure.
Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 08:00 PM (PbpT7)
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Well, I saw Lon Chaney walking with the Queen
Doing the werewolves of London

Posted by: Warren Zevon at March 19, 2019 08:04 PM (vDqXW)

260 Hillary wiped Brie's ass, like with a cloth.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 19, 2019 08:03 PM (t6MX/)

Fn autocucumber.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 19, 2019 08:04 PM (t6MX/)

261 >> John Ratzenberger (Cliff Clavin) played an ATF controller in Superman 2.

You are thinking of Top Gun.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2019 08:04 PM (+cl43)

262 He played a small part in "A Bridge Too Far".
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2019 07:59 PM (+/tGa)

He surprised me....he was kinda handsome in a non-gay way with a solid performance.

You know what I mean.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 19, 2019 08:04 PM (Z+IKu)

263 don't think she'd have the patience to endure round after round of "20 Questions".

- Is your ass on this planet?

- Is it in the Northern Hemisphere?

- Wait, rewind, please ... did you ever HAVE an ass?

- ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2019 08:02 PM

I guess anal is out of the question then. Mic drop.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2019 08:04 PM (+/tGa)

264 Pat Sajak was in Airplane II: The Sequel.

Posted by: Hands at March 19, 2019 08:04 PM (786Ro)

265 Pelvis has left the building.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 19, 2019 08:05 PM (2DOZq)

266 >>don't think she'd have the patience to endure round after round of "20 Questions".

You don't worry about Surprise Anal, do you?

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2019 08:05 PM (+cl43)

267 She's pretty enough on the outside, I agree.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 08:03 PM (39g3+)

-------

See, I don't get that. If someone is that awful on the inside, I feel like they have to be super-duper hot to offset it. Hotter than Brie. By a country mile. She really sucks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 08:05 PM (QtSzO)

268 That movie was way underrated. I have it in my collection.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2019 08:03 PM (+/tGa)
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needed more star power.

Posted by: Quint at March 19, 2019 08:05 PM (n13/j)

269 I have been a non person on Twatter since January. My life is immeasurably better for it.

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 19, 2019 08:05 PM (flINI)

270 Tucker running clips of the Lefty progressives trying to change the rules has my blood boiling.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 19, 2019 08:06 PM (hECVl)

271 He was also in Empire Strikes Back.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 19, 2019 08:06 PM (brgv3)

272 John Ratzenberger was also in the Empire Strikes Back as some Rebel Force leader or something.

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 08:06 PM (PbpT7)

273 Bottom tooth talker=someone who only shows their
bottom teeth when they talk. John McCain was also a member of the bottom
tooth talker club.

Posted by: DangerGirl (without my sanityprod) at March 19, 2019 08:00 PM (SRarZ)

So is Howard Dean. And I noticed the other day that Savannah-Macon Guthrie has no upper lip to speak of.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 08:06 PM (ptqGC)

274 Do you have, or have you ever had, an ass?

Posted by: House Un-Assed Committee to Brie Larson at March 19, 2019 08:06 PM (vDqXW)

275 267 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 08:05 PM (QtSzO)

Well no she really does NOT suck...
//Big Harve from Hollywood

Posted by: sven at March 19, 2019 08:06 PM (qt4GF)

276 That's a great ass.

Posted by: Mr. Limpet at March 19, 2019 08:06 PM (Tyii7)

277 John Ratzenberger would have been sublime as the bridge in the Bridge over the River Kwai, but Brian Dennehey's agent had more muscle.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 19, 2019 08:06 PM (fuK7c)

278 Posted by: Quint at March 19, 2019 08:05 PM

LOL. I think it had like every good actor at the time in it! And it was surprisingly close to sticking with the actual story of what happened. Aside from the usual Hollywood tampering.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2019 08:07 PM (+/tGa)

279 Brie Larson, in Hollywood? She's average.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2019 08:07 PM (oVJmc)

280 he was also in Twilight's Last Gleaming and Superman 1.

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 08:07 PM (PbpT7)

281 See, I don't get that. If someone is that awful on the inside, I feel like they have to be super-duper hot to offset it. Hotter than Brie. By a country mile. She really sucks.

I don't have to put up with her personality, just look at her pictures. They look okay. I wouldn't want to know her in person, though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 08:07 PM (39g3+)

282 Sad!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 07:58 PM (QtSzO)

Won't anybody think of the assless children?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 19, 2019 08:07 PM (t6MX/)

283 and Firefox.

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 08:07 PM (PbpT7)

284 Ratzenberger has made a fortune in animation movies.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 19, 2019 08:08 PM (2DOZq)

285 "Sneaky, cowardly, and full of lies, like all socialists."

There you have it in a nutshell.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 19, 2019 08:08 PM (wA4OO)

286 The construction workers down the street wave and call me 'twat-waddle' when I go to the bus stop in the afternoon to ride to the arcade. I am not familiar with the term but I think they are just being nice.

Posted by: Leftist Lex at March 19, 2019 08:08 PM (yhf6w)

287 242 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 07:58 PM (QtSzO)

Even straight Rons have standards.

Sre. Mine are *low*, though.

Posted by: free tibet at March 19, 2019 08:08 PM (cfSLd)

288 John Ratzenberger played Third Codpiece in Sylvester Stallone's Othello.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2019 08:08 PM (oVJmc)

289 The actual facts of the story - from the idiotic school district and law enforcement (and Obama DOJ) policies, to the unbelievable cowardice and incompetence of Israel and his people - are one of the most shocking and infamous of our times. High school students dying at the hands of a nut who should never have had the chance and who should have been stopped even when he got it.

But not 1 in 1,000 Americans has any idea about this, probably.

-
I put a heaping helping of blame on His Holiness, Barack Obama. But for his let's keep minorities out of the system no matter what, the perp could never have bought the murder gun legally.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 19, 2019 08:09 PM (+y/Ru)

290 Won't anybody think of the assless children?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner

Pass.

Posted by: Kevin Spacey at March 19, 2019 08:09 PM (gkstg)

291 I think I rewatched Firefox around 10-15 years ago. As a kid, all I remembered was the plane.

As an adult, I was wondering where all this political spy thriller shit came from (like 5 mins of plane.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 19, 2019 08:09 PM (brgv3)

292 Sure. Lousy keyboard.

Posted by: free tibet at March 19, 2019 08:09 PM (cfSLd)

293 Nood Bobby O'Rourke

Posted by: hogmartin at March 19, 2019 08:09 PM (t+qrx)

294 My favorite thing about leftist chicks, is that outside of Hollywood they're usually pretty ugly to just g-d awful ugly. Not center-lefties... you know who I mean.

But they all missed the memo that all the other ugly women got, about how you can make up for this by being a being really smart, cool, and caring toward a man.

They're an evolutionary dead-end, like marsupials.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 08:09 PM (QtSzO)

295 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 19, 2019 08:09 PM (wA4OO)

296 See, I don't get that. If someone is that awful on the inside, I feel like they have to be super-duper hot to offset it.

Hey, I'm just a renter. Not looking to buy. She's more than pretty enough.

Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2019 08:10 PM (Zo1XC)

297 277 John Ratzenberger would have been sublime as the bridge in the Bridge over the River Kwai, but Brian Dennehey's agent had more muscle.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 19, 2019 08:06 PM (fuK7c)

Dear Bandersnatch. I hope you're not mad at me. I just happen to like Jabberwocky...

Posted by: Ladyl at March 19, 2019 08:10 PM (TdMsT)

298 John Ratzenberger played Third Codpiece in Sylvester Stallone's Othello.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2019 08:08 PM (oVJmc)
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That guy turns up everywhere!

Posted by: Axeman at March 19, 2019 08:10 PM (vDqXW)

299
John Ratzenberger's first three listed films in IMDB are "The Ritz", "Twilght's Last Gleaming" and "A Bridge Too Far".

Not for nothing, a famous exchange of lines in "The Ritz" is ...

"Those look like chaps."

"They are chaps."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2019 08:10 PM (pNxlR)

300 you guys win the award for funny, and fun.

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 19, 2019 08:10 PM (4hfnr)

301 John Ratzenberger played Third Codpiece in Sylvester Stallone's Othello.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2019 08:08 PM (oVJmc)
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Was it a large part?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at March 19, 2019 08:10 PM (IFKOp)

302 Dear Bandersnatch. I hope you're not mad at me. I just happen to like Jabberwocky...
Posted by: Ladyl at March 19, 2019 08:10 PM (TdMsT)

He's very sensitive about that poem. People always bring it up, as you can imagine.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 19, 2019 08:11 PM (t+qrx)

303 John Ratzenberger played the lead in Predator and Kindergarten Cop.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 19, 2019 08:11 PM (2DOZq)

304 Dear Bandersnatch. I hope you're not mad at me. I just happen to like Jabberwocky...

Posted by: Ladyl

Oh, Ladyl, of course not. Bandersnatch comes from frumious Bandersnatch which comes from Jabberwocky which comes from Through the Looking Glass.

I'm glad that you get it. I was surprised at the last MoMee that there were people who don't.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 19, 2019 08:12 PM (fuK7c)

305 I didn't notice the Jake Twitter. It fit so perfectly, it did not surprise me.

Yessss.

His new nick name; Jake Twitter. It's as perfect as Tater is for him.

Jake is like a blue little annoying bird flitting around calling attention to itself and always always so serious and concerned.

Jake Twitter. Let's make it trend!

Posted by: jakee308 at March 19, 2019 08:13 PM (XEtO0)

306 >>>You are thinking of Top Gun.<<<

How many toothy sixty-year olds are still jetting around in the air force?

This is going to end up being like Independence Day: Cocoon III

Posted by: Fritz at March 19, 2019 08:15 PM (LuPts)

307 But they all missed the memo that all the other ugly women got, about how you can make up for this by being a being really smart, cool, and caring toward a man.

Yeah an ugly girl that is really sweet, supportive, loyal, trustworthy, funny, cheerful, and kind can be very attractive.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 08:15 PM (39g3+)

308 What's all dis then?

Posted by: Slithy Toves at March 19, 2019 08:18 PM (gC2IV)

309 165 Good news! John Walker Lindh, the American Taliban fighter, is being released in May, in spite of supporting ISIS from prison.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 07:47 PM (ptqGC)

In related news, rope manufacturers report a drop in sales.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2019 08:21 PM (6b1dn)

310 I'm Level 10 Sirota Blue belt...I can point at flies mid flight..is it Dojo or DooDoo?

Posted by: saf at March 20, 2019 07:46 AM (5IHGB)

311 "You'll notice exactly none of Jake's Harem criticizing him or noting that Dana has a point."

As deeply buried in his fundament as they are they've neither seen nor heard anything of this.

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Leftist Idiot David Sirota Spent Months Relentlessly Attacking Bernie Sanders' Democrat Opponents as a Columnist for the Guardian, While Not Disclosing His Affiliation with Sanders;
Suddenly Deletes 20,000 Tweets