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Reuters Admits Their Reporter Had Confirmed That Robert Francis "Blotto" O'Rourke Was a Member of a Notorious Hacker Gang Two Years Ago -- But Sat on the Story So As Not to Damage His Senate Bid
I wonder what charge he's looking to run out the statute of limitations on now.Reuters reported late on Friday night that their reporter who broke the story about Democrat Beto O'Rourke belonging to a hacker group had the story for two years and agreed to sit on it until after O'Rourke's Senate race against Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX). The report, published early on Friday, documented O'Rourke's involvement in a hacker group named "Cult of the Dead Cow," and included multiple past writings from O'Rourke, some of which were described as "disturbing." "After more than a year of reporting, [Joseph] Menn persuaded O'Rourke to talk on the record," Reuters reported. "In an interview in late 2017, O'Rourke acknowledged that he was a member of the group, on the understanding that the information would not be made public until after his Senate race against Ted Cruz in November 2018."Yeah whatever. They also kept this suppressed: Blotto's disturbing fantasies about murdering children. He wrote this in a "t-file," which I guess is an entry on a site called "TacoLand." From Reuters:
Another t-file from O'Rourke, written when he was 15, is a short and disturbing piece of fiction. "One day, as I was driving home from work, I noticed two children crossing the street. They were happy, happy to be free from their troubles…. This happiness was mine by right. I had earned it in my dreams. "As I neared the young ones, I put all my weight on my right foot, keeping the accelerator pedal on the floor until I heard the crashing of the two children on the hood, and then the sharp cry of pain from one of the two. I was so fascinated for a moment, that when after I had stopped my vehicle, I just sat in a daze, sweet visions filling my head."This is a guy who drove completely drunk, almost killed someone by driving on the wrong side of the highway, and then engaged in felony flight from police when they tried to arrest him. Did that have to be covered up until he'd had his shot at Ted Cruz, too? I like to think of running for public office as a kind of college admissions process, with all Democrats subscribing to a cheater "side-door" service called the United States leftwing media, filled with false claims about accomplishments that were never accomplished and even photoshops.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Joseph Dickerson at March 18, 2019 05:44 PM (LDV7V)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 18, 2019 05:45 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Joseph Dickerson at March 18, 2019 05:45 PM (LDV7V)
Posted by: pep at March 18, 2019 05:45 PM (T6t7i)
You've got red on you.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 18, 2019 05:45 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 18, 2019 05:45 PM (d7Ww2)
AND REALLY THAT WAS THE POINT WHEN EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW WHAT A SHIT HE IS
Posted by: willow at March 18, 2019 05:45 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at March 18, 2019 05:45 PM (ZTJjv)
Posted by: Seems legit at March 18, 2019 05:46 PM (jUVms)
Ace, didn't you hear?
Bob O'Rourke did all this bad stuff when he was a TEEN!
Yeah, he was a teen when all this happened.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 18, 2019 05:46 PM (9dh/m)
Savage and funny.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2019 05:46 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at March 18, 2019 05:46 PM (ZTJjv)
We're completely unbiased, you know.
Posted by: MSM - unbiased, no really at March 18, 2019 05:46 PM (INrtr)
Posted by: RI Red at March 18, 2019 05:46 PM (zOjCz)
Posted by: pep at March 18, 2019 05:47 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at March 18, 2019 05:47 PM (ZTJjv)
Savage and funny.
...
thanks, I'll check it out.
Posted by: ace at March 18, 2019 05:47 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 18, 2019 05:47 PM (C1NyB)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 18, 2019 05:47 PM (TN1P5)
And Kavanaugh says, "Wut?"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2019 05:47 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Thatch at March 18, 2019 05:47 PM (v5Cc/)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 18, 2019 05:48 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 18, 2019 05:48 PM (CBlDO)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 18, 2019 05:45 PM (d7Ww2
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About what? MSM sitting on the story or that Beto was smart enough to be allowed to associate with a hacker group?
Posted by: Blake - On the Road in ID at March 18, 2019 05:48 PM (INrtr)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 18, 2019 05:48 PM (dm05u)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 18, 2019 05:48 PM (oVJmc)
Wait until they reveal they also knew about the human head in his refrigerator, seen when Beto opened the door to grab some brewskies.
Posted by: Ted the swimmer at March 18, 2019 05:48 PM (Am8Sm)
I'm pretty sure that's what we did with Sen. Obama.
Posted by: pep at March 18, 2019 05:49 PM (T6t7i)
The commercial write themselves.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 18, 2019 05:49 PM (CBlDO)
Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at March 18, 2019 05:49 PM (9AcAx)
Posted by: 13times at March 18, 2019 05:49 PM (K3B2k)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, on the road again at March 18, 2019 05:49 PM (Z216Q)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2019 05:49 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Tawdry Prole at March 18, 2019 05:50 PM (Fm81C)
Sorry, it must be me.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 18, 2019 05:50 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: klaftern at March 18, 2019 05:50 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2019 05:50 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Seems legit at March 18, 2019 05:50 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at March 18, 2019 05:49 PM (9AcAx)
That reminded me that Cruz kicked Kimmel's ass one on one.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 18, 2019 05:50 PM (7PXtO)
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2019 05:50 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 18, 2019 05:51 PM (TN1P5)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 18, 2019 05:51 PM (S79IH)
Sources tell JW that Beto O'Rourke, a Democrat who represents El Paso in the U.S. House of Representatives, telephoned the area offices of the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), Homeland Security Investigations (HSI) and the U.S. Border Patrol (USBP) in an effort to identify - and evidently intimidate - sources that may have been used by JW
http://tinyurl.com/yy3cwham
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2019 05:51 PM (39g3+)
How is calling himself Beto not cultural appropriation?
Posted by: Tawdry Prole
Right? He should stick with something non-cultural, like a**wipe.
Posted by: pep at March 18, 2019 05:51 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: RI Red at March 18, 2019 05:46 PM (zOjCz)
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In many ways, this is the story of Obama.
Posted by: Blake - On the Road in ID at March 18, 2019 05:51 PM (INrtr)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 18, 2019 05:51 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 18, 2019 05:52 PM (t6MX/)
Ever really give one of his "speeches" a listen?
Illogical word salad delivered by high pressure bullshit hose, would be a more apt descriptor than "speech".
Watch an entire speech, then watch some of his T.V. interviews.
The boy is flat out not in his right mind. He's not anchored in the slightest bit of reality.
And yet, this is the darling of the communist left (but I apologize for the repetition, there)
The job he oughta be going for, would be as Hillary's Chauffeur.
So, rather than the blind leading the blind, we'd have the drunk, driving the drunk.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 18, 2019 05:52 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at March 18, 2019 05:52 PM (9AcAx)
Posted by: Archer at March 18, 2019 05:52 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 18, 2019 05:52 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: AOC at March 18, 2019 05:53 PM (IICdC)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 18, 2019 05:53 PM (dUJdY)
AND REALLY THAT WAS THE POINT WHEN EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW WHAT A SHIT HE IS
Posted by: willow at March 18, 2019 05:45 PM (gLMhO)
I GOT NOTHIN'.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 18, 2019 05:53 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: DaveA at March 18, 2019 05:53 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 18, 2019 05:53 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2019 05:50 PM (ptqGC)
Drunken micks
Driving on the wrong side
Crunching figs with their naked toes
And what the hell is a grotto?
Posted by: Wrong-Way Beto O'Rourke at March 18, 2019 05:53 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 18, 2019 05:54 PM (S79IH)
Posted by: Beto at March 18, 2019 05:54 PM (oVJmc)
But there's more ... they mock Trump for saying Trump Tower may be wire tapped ... and he was right. AND more ... they continue to use the fake stories to run a two year coup which the media pretends is legit ... and the coup continues to this day ... as we still wait to Lock her UP", still wait to "Build the Wall".
If these are "Straight Arrow reporters", then they are shooting for the enemy, and our republic is their target. Damn commies.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 18, 2019 05:54 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: steevy at March 18, 2019 05:54 PM (BXMxN)
2nd Look at Camelot?
Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2019 05:54 PM (jZinP)
Posted by: Brother Bluto at March 18, 2019 05:54 PM (IICdC)
Posted by: fb at March 18, 2019 05:54 PM (JVEmw)
Ever really give one of his "speeches" a listen?
Illogical word salad delivered by high pressure bullshit hose, would be a more apt descriptor than "speech".
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on Sat's greg gutfeld they had a clip of Beto and he was doing lefty science inflation about global warming.
So, the dumber the leftist, the more from-the-hip sciencey they get about it. Like, "there are no scientists at all who disagree that if we don't change everything, the Vogon fleet will destroy earth in 12 years"
100% scientist agreement. You'all read that paper they published right?
Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at March 18, 2019 05:54 PM (9AcAx)
Posted by: blaster at March 18, 2019 05:54 PM (ZfRYq)
How is calling himself Beto not cultural appropriation?
Because nobody's ever heard of anyone with that name before?"Beto?" WTF kind of nickname is that?
If he had that name growing up, it would've been because he got caught masturbating by his mom who couldn't keep her mouth shut about it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 18, 2019 05:55 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 18, 2019 05:55 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Anachronda at March 18, 2019 05:55 PM (sGtp+)
Yes, just like they all covered for John Edwards' affair, and also wrote glowing stories about his wife, who apparently was a royal b#tch. The book "Game Change" was the perfect example of that - all those juicy stories they held back for a book that was published ^after^ the elections.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 18, 2019 05:55 PM (W+vEI)
...Because all the leftists I know always want to kill people by brutal sexual methods.
Posted by: RKae at March 18, 2019 05:55 PM (gpZas)
Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2019 05:54 PM (jZinP)
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Well, they use Oldsmobiles and golf clubs and actually kill people, so, probably not.
Posted by: Blake - On the Road in ID at March 18, 2019 05:55 PM (INrtr)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 18, 2019 05:55 PM (pw+jk)
We have to be stupid NOT to help this fool win the D nom.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 18, 2019 05:55 PM (9dh/m)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 18, 2019 05:55 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: DaveA at March 18, 2019 05:55 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: willow at March 18, 2019 05:56 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2019 05:56 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: klaftern at March 18, 2019 05:56 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Thatch at March 18, 2019 05:47 PM (v5Cc/)
Bernie/Beto 2020!
Posted by: Sick perverts aka "Democrats" at March 18, 2019 05:56 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: RBG at March 18, 2019 05:57 PM (Ly8+T)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 18, 2019 05:57 PM (bim/x)
Posted by: thrint in hiding at March 18, 2019 05:57 PM (1XtI9)
What are lines that the SJW Sexbot will be programmed to say, Alex?
Posted by: Hands at March 18, 2019 05:57 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 18, 2019 05:57 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 18, 2019 05:57 PM (7PXtO)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 18, 2019 05:55 PM (dUJdY)
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Might I suggest a road trip?
Posted by: Blake - On the Road in ID at March 18, 2019 05:57 PM (INrtr)
Still sporting his stickers and signs
This won't pry away a single vote
And the only people who should pay attention, the GOP, are too stupid to understand this is how much the media hates them
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 18, 2019 05:57 PM (TN1P5)
Posted by: DangerGirl (without my sanityprod) at March 18, 2019 05:57 PM (SRarZ)
filled with drunks
drunks who eat grapes
in the form of wine
Bleary, glazed eyes
glisten in the glare
of bubble lights
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 18, 2019 05:58 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at March 18, 2019 05:45 PM (ZTJjv)
Glad you are better, and glad you are back!
Posted by: Sick perverts aka at March 18, 2019 05:58 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 18, 2019 05:58 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 18, 2019 05:58 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: blaster at March 18, 2019 05:58 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2019 05:58 PM (6Q3RG)
Posted by: willow at March 18, 2019 05:58 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 18, 2019 05:58 PM (JgA4k)
There was an obvious exploit, that they piled onto. They weren't hackers, they were tagalongs. By claiming that as cred shows he's inadequate in everything.
Posted by: Wickedpinto at March 18, 2019 05:59 PM (0R5kP)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 18, 2019 05:59 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: dantesed at March 18, 2019 05:59 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 18, 2019 05:48 PM (dm05u)
Threadwinner!
Posted by: rickl at March 18, 2019 05:59 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: amend at March 18, 2019 05:59 PM (gJAok)
https://tinyurl.com/y4t9sowj
You're welcome!
Posted by: lin-duh at March 18, 2019 05:59 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 18, 2019 05:58 PM (JgA4k)
That's not true. I did that thing once!
Posted by: Wrong-Way Beto O'Rourke at March 18, 2019 06:00 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Mueller at March 18, 2019 06:00 PM (Ly8+T)
Posted by: Beto at March 18, 2019 06:00 PM (oVJmc)
filled with drunks
drunks who eat grapes
in the form of wine
Bleary, glazed eyes
glisten in the glare
of bubble lights
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 18, 2019 05:58 PM (AzW6q)
An early version of the screenplay for the movie "The Legend of Beto", right?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 18, 2019 06:00 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Mike at March 18, 2019 06:00 PM (c056A)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 18, 2019 06:00 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 18, 2019 06:00 PM (dUJdY)
A bunch of SJWs planked and sang Happy Birthday outside the Supreme Court to celebrate RBG's birthday.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2019 06:00 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Hands at March 18, 2019 06:00 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: willow at March 18, 2019 06:00 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: willow at March 18, 2019 05:58 PM (gLMhO)
Titty-riffic S&M 70s Death Race 2000, or the inferior remake?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 18, 2019 06:00 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Minuteman at March 18, 2019 06:00 PM (9FGiE)
Posted by: Hillary! at March 18, 2019 06:01 PM (Pp8LH)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 18, 2019 06:00 PM (dUJdY)
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You rang?
Posted by: Timothy Leary at March 18, 2019 06:01 PM (INrtr)
Posted by: steevy at March 18, 2019 06:01 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2019 06:00 PM (ptqGC)
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If a power failure kills her today, they will feel pretty stupid.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 18, 2019 06:01 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: ShainS -- 2020 Dem candidate promising free hookers and blow to all! at March 18, 2019 06:01 PM (2Gnfs)
Posted by: Seems legit at March 18, 2019 06:01 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: RI Red at March 18, 2019 05:46 PM (zOjCz)
At least half of the job is just showing up.
See: Hillary / Wisconsin 2016
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 18, 2019 06:01 PM (sy5kK)
Beto's peaked too soon (that's what SHE said).
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 18, 2019 06:01 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 18, 2019 06:02 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2019 06:02 PM (Xgtpu)
Can you imagine an actual bill written by that illiterate puke?
*shudders*
He did the Nation a great service by being completely and totally ineffectual for his six years in Congress.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 18, 2019 06:02 PM (QzJWU)
A bunch of SJWs planked and sang Happy Birthday outside the Supreme Court to celebrate RBG's birthday.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2019 06:00 PM (ptqGC)
Then Zombie RBG ate their brains.*
*Well, that's what I would have done.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 18, 2019 06:02 PM (RD7QR)
And he's taking in way more cash than the rest of the field; rewarding and encouraging this vapid stupidity
The future is woman, may God have mercy on is all
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 18, 2019 06:02 PM (TN1P5)
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That's like trying to count to the highest number.
Stupid can always get more zeroes after it.
Posted by: RKae at March 18, 2019 06:02 PM (gpZas)
https://tinyurl.com/y4t9sowj
You're welcome!
Posted by: lin-duh at March 18, 2019 05:59 PM (UUBmN)
The crop artist is pretty talented, I have to say.
Posted by: rickl at March 18, 2019 06:02 PM (sdi6R)
from 'Things That Never Happened'
francis
Posted by: Eromero at March 18, 2019 06:03 PM (qBNEP)
Posted by: Jonah, phoning it in at March 18, 2019 06:03 PM (786Ro)
I just shake my head at the so called "objective News".
CNN does a poll and finds Trump's disapproval rating has improved to the lowest point in his Presidency and also gets 51% approval on the economy.
All good right? So what's the headline at TheHill:
"Trump's disapproval slides[/b to lowest of presidency."
Bastards.
Posted by: WisRich at March 18, 2019 06:03 PM (OAlmw)
Do not speak of my little Beto this way!
Posted by: Aunt Bequito at March 18, 2019 06:03 PM (Ndje9)
It did give me a chance to go through his timeline. He's fucking demented. He is straight up calling for censorship every tenth tweet. All the other tweets are orangemanbad.
Also, he insists on using photos of himself from 10 years and 60 pounds ago. He's got one for his podcast that is almost as silly as his twitter picture.
Posted by: ace at March 18, 2019 06:03 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: WisRich at March 18, 2019 06:03 PM (OAlmw)
Fucking dude needs an appetite for kinky perversion and he'll blossom into a superstar in D.C.!
Posted by: Fritz at March 18, 2019 06:03 PM (LuPts)
Posted by: literally serious at March 18, 2019 06:03 PM (tRLIC)
He did the Nation a great service by being completely and totally ineffectual for his six years in Congress.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 18, 2019 06:02 PM (QzJWU)
In many ways, this is the story of Obama.
Posted by: rickl at March 18, 2019 06:03 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 18, 2019 06:03 PM (S79IH)
*shudders*
He did the Nation a great service by being completely and totally ineffectual for his six years in Congress.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 18, 2019 06:02 PM (QzJWU)
They don't write their own bills. I feel sorry for the attorneys who had to try and turn any of his "ideas" into an actual bill.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 18, 2019 06:04 PM (wCmLp)
A bunch of SJWs planked and sang Happy Birthday outside the Supreme Court to celebrate RBG's birthday.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Are we sure they were SJW?
That sounds like dark humor and people riffing on her age and dead - stiff as a board.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2019 06:04 PM (21UM+)
Naw he fits it perfectly. Evil stupid little shit.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 18, 2019 06:04 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2019 06:04 PM (Q6F6b)
Yeah I don't even understand what the hell that was supposed to be about. Planking to begin with is idiotic. Millennials seem to have no sense of humor at all, they just love the most bizarre and irrational non-fitting stuff for its own sake like a chimp hooting at flies around a rotting mango.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2019 06:04 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2019 06:00 PM
RBG blew out the candles on her cake by thrashing on the rowing machine so fast it created it's own windstream.
Posted by: Hands at March 18, 2019 06:04 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: steevy at March 18, 2019 06:04 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 18, 2019 06:04 PM (JgA4k)
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Sort of like the first suspect they arrest on "NCIS." He's never actually the killer. We just needed to waste 17 minutes.
"His alibi checks out. Looks like we're back at square one."
Posted by: RKae at March 18, 2019 06:04 PM (gpZas)
Posted by: Jonah, phoning it in at March 18, 2019 06:03 PM (786Ro)
lol
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2019 06:04 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Seems legit at March 18, 2019 06:04 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 18, 2019 06:05 PM (S79IH)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 18, 2019 06:05 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Sandy Ocasio at March 18, 2019 06:05 PM (sy5kK)
"I like to think of running for public office as a kind of college admissions process, with all Democrats subscribing to a cheater "side-door" service called the United States leftwing media, filled with false claims about accomplishments that were never accomplished and even photoshops."
It seems they have brought their lying corruption into almost every area of American life.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 18, 2019 06:05 PM (wA4OO)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 18, 2019 06:05 PM (Cus5s)
g'early evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 18, 2019 06:05 PM (KCxzN)
Looks like Bobby Kennedy. Drives like Ted.
Posted by: Mike at March 18, 2019 06:00 PM (c056A)
Thinks like Rosemary.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 18, 2019 06:05 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Joe Hero Biden at March 18, 2019 06:05 PM (qhrgo)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 18, 2019 06:05 PM (dUJdY)
Normal people would say Trump is more popular than ever.
The media says "Trump's disapproval has become more selective."
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 18, 2019 06:06 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2019 06:06 PM (ptqGC)
_____
Every new day sets a new high (or is it low?) in peak stupid -- even though no rational person can possibly imagine how it could get worse ...
Posted by: ShainS -- 2020 Dem candidate promising free hookers and blow to all! at March 18, 2019 06:06 PM (hczC1)
Great political instincts--kick the boss when she's down
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 18, 2019 06:06 PM (TN1P5)
Approaching?
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 18, 2019 06:05 PM (dUJdY)
Peak Stupid is like the speed of light. No matter how stupid you get, you'll never reach it.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 18, 2019 06:06 PM (wCmLp)
Yea, I should have been more specific. He jumped into someone else's timeline.
Here you go.
https://bit.ly/2TOg103
Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2019 06:06 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 18, 2019 06:06 PM (sy5kK)
*shudders*
He did the Nation a great service by being completely and totally ineffectual for his six years in Congress.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 18, 2019 06:02 PM (QzJWU)
They don't write their own bills. I feel sorry for the attorneys who had to try and turn any of his "ideas" into an actual bill.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 18, 2019 06:04 PM
Hey man, I know every Schoolhouse Rock song frontwards and backwards.
Posted by: Beto! at March 18, 2019 06:06 PM (786Ro)
IT WAS A DONATION!
Posted by: Lori "Beto" Loughlin at March 18, 2019 06:06 PM (LL1Be)
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Not even close. Wait until summer 2010.. It is going to be unreal.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 18, 2019 06:07 PM (pw+jk)
what's the update on the cataract surgery?
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 18, 2019 06:07 PM (dm05u)
They don't write their own bills. I feel sorry for the attorneys who had to try and turn any of his "ideas" into an actual bill.
They don't even read the bills they didn't write.
#WASTF
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 18, 2019 06:07 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 18, 2019 06:07 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: mikeyG at March 18, 2019 06:08 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2019 06:08 PM (21UM+)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 18, 2019 06:08 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2019 06:08 PM (g5DWE)
The media says "Trump's disapproval has become more selective."
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 18, 2019 06:06 PM (oVJmc)
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Funny. I gotta laugh or I'll crazy with their bias.
Posted by: WisRich at March 18, 2019 06:08 PM (OAlmw)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 18, 2019 06:08 PM (4ErVI)
149 Sort of like the first suspect they arrest on "NCIS." He's never actually the killer. We just needed to waste 17 minutes.
"His alibi checks out. Looks like we're back at square one."
you should watch "vera" from the bbc. the plots have more twists than a corkscrew. sometimes they wind up back at the first guy they arrested, only with different evidence this time.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 18, 2019 06:08 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 18, 2019 06:08 PM (S79IH)
He's presidential material, all right.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2019 06:08 PM (ptqGC)
Great political instincts--kick the boss when she's down
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 18, 2019 06:06 PM (TN1P5)
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There's are reasons he's no longer in the House, and I'm sure running for Senate was not the only one.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 18, 2019 06:09 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 18, 2019 06:07 PM (pw+jk)
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Summer of 2020 will be sedate compared to November 4th. That's the kind of stupid where you have to barricade the door and live on stockpiled food until the madness passes.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 18, 2019 06:09 PM (AzW6q)
They do the same to Trump.
Francis O'Rourke actually is a disturbed asshole with fantasies of killing kids and a love for the boozy driving tunes and he's a media darling.
The media should be outlawed. At least until they quit being fucking assholes.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 18, 2019 06:09 PM (pUDQf)
How is he not a Kennedy?
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at March 18, 2019 06:09 PM (qhrgo)
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Not even close. Wait until summer 2010.. It is going to be unreal.
Posted by: Jukin
Crap! We have to do 2010 over?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2019 06:09 PM (21UM+)
on cinco de mayo, it's chicken kiev with plenty of mayonez.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 18, 2019 06:09 PM (sGtp+)
Instead they recommended to Cruz that he piss off home schoolers by "fighting for teacher pay raises" even though that is not a Federal issue.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 18, 2019 06:09 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2019 06:09 PM (Xgtpu)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at March 18, 2019 06:10 PM (qhrgo)
"Democrat Presidential hopeful Beto O'Rourke was reported by Reuters to be the most prominent member of cDc."
It's gone today.
Putting Beto in the same class as the cDc founders is like saying a pickpocket is a prominent member of the mafia. I doubt he ever wrote a line of original code.
Posted by: Souliren at March 18, 2019 06:10 PM (00N6x)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 18, 2019 06:11 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2019 06:11 PM (Xgtpu)
Me? I think Beto is pushing it to get it out now and have everyone not give a shit come 2020.
He's banking on the Trump affect where no one cared about the access video.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 18, 2019 06:11 PM (pUDQf)
The want to kill innocent children in the womb or just birthed.
Posted by: Archer at March 18, 2019 06:11 PM (gmo/4)
If you admit you wouldn't - then why in hell would you trust his judgment on affairs of state?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2019 06:11 PM (Q6F6b)
Posted by: Hikaru at March 18, 2019 06:11 PM (pgXNG)
I think the thing I like best about reading about the latest Beto buzz is that my former guv'nor (Hickenlooper) who got elected Denver Mayor before Guv. by playing the "cool dude who isn't partisan" with help from the local progda media is probably muttering to himself in frustration at being ignored by the national commie propogandists for the HOR dork that couldn't even get elected as a senator.
I can just picture Hick thinking "I was a geologist, and then started a successful brew pub dammit, why are these journo's fawning over that drunken rich kid, who married into really big money?"
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at March 18, 2019 06:11 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2019 06:11 PM (BbGew)
Putting Beto in the same class as the cDc founders is like saying a
pickpocket is a prominent member of the mafia. I doubt he ever wrote a
line of original code.
"Hello, world."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 18, 2019 06:12 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2019 06:12 PM (39g3+)
"Member of a hacking group," could mean, "The guy who fetched the Cheetos."
Posted by: davidt at March 18, 2019 06:12 PM (Pp8LH)
Instead they recommended to Cruz that he piss off home schoolers by "fighting for teacher pay raises" even though that is not a Federal issue.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 18, 2019 06:09 PM (lD3vL)
The Texas GOPe is stupid and lazy from being in power forever. They lurves them illegals too. The last election should be a wake up call, not just for Cruz almost losing but the blowouts with judges and other lower tier officials. I doubt they'll learn in time to save themselves.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 18, 2019 06:12 PM (4ErVI)
Summer of 2020 will be sedate compared to November 4th. That's the kind of stupid where you have to barricade the door and live on stockpiled food until the madness passes.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 18, 2019 06:09 PM
I plan on going Korean...
taking my hibachi & my SKS up on the roof
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 18, 2019 06:12 PM (KCxzN)
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So much stupid is tearing time and space causing time to reverse
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 18, 2019 06:12 PM (TN1P5)
He's banking on the Trump affect where no one cared about the access video.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
You don't overcome fantasizing about killing kids.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2019 06:12 PM (21UM+)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 18, 2019 06:13 PM (S79IH)
How is he not a Kennedy?
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at March 18, 2019 06:09 PM (qhrgo)
He hasn't yet completed the Kennedy cursus honorum by killing a girl. Yet. As far as we know.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2019 06:13 PM (Q6F6b)
Well, that's why the news is bothering to cover it now, so they can claim they been there, done that. But this guy seems to have more skeletons in his closet than a level 75 necromancer, I don't think they're gonna run out of stuff any time soon.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2019 06:13 PM (39g3+)
Dorknado!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 18, 2019 06:11 PM (HaL55)
The coefficient of dorkiness would reach critical mass and a chain reaction explosion would blast the earth from its orbit.
Posted by: Archer at March 18, 2019 06:13 PM (gmo/4)
what's the update on the cataract surgery?
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 18, 2019 06:07 PM (dm05u)
I was able to get a neighbor to drive me to and from the surgery center, so the surgery was done this afternoon. I'm sitting here with a plastic shield taped over my right eye, and have started the regimen of eyedrops. Tomorrow I will have a follow-up visit with the ophthalmologist to see how I'm healing.
It's nice to get it over with. I plan to go to work tomorrow as long as everything is still OK in the morning.
Posted by: rickl at March 18, 2019 06:14 PM (sdi6R)
This pathetic clown is a real can of worms.
It would be insanity to let him any where near power.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 18, 2019 06:14 PM (S/hVx)
Actually, you sign it into law and become the New Messiah for the death cult called the Democratic Party.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 18, 2019 06:15 PM (lD3vL)
2.) What are we blaming on Trump?
and
3.) Which negative stories on Democrats are we burying today?
Posted by: New Hire in the Media Press room at March 18, 2019 06:15 PM (cCxiu)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2019 06:12 PM (21UM+)
I bet it doesn't touch him. He was 15 and that's the stupid times. Almost no one will care, although I must admit when I wrote my violent story no children were harmed in the process.
Make sure the criminal record gets out there and probably the best thing after that is to make fun of him because he looks like wilted flowers in a vase. What a fag.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 18, 2019 06:15 PM (4ErVI)
I plan on going Korean...
taking my hibachi & my SKS up on the roof
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 18, 2019 06:12 PM (KCxzN)
Don't forget the short ribs and kimchee!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 18, 2019 06:15 PM (sy5kK)
I am refusing to use the Spanish nickname, he's Robert O'Rourke
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2019 06:11 PM (BbGew)
Robert Francis O'Rourke...it's more Irish-er with his middle name
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 18, 2019 06:15 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian O'Galt at March 18, 2019 06:15 PM (ufFY8)
Any normal person so characterized would be insulted.
"Take that back!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2019 06:15 PM (Q6F6b)
Posted by: Bobby O'Dork at March 18, 2019 06:16 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 18, 2019 06:15 PM (KCxzN)/i]
I'm going with "R. Francis O'Rourke."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2019 06:16 PM (Q6F6b)
taking my hibachi & my SKS up on the roof
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 18, 2019 06:12 PM (KCxzN)
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The Left is gonna go nuts no matter who wins. But if Trump wins, I'm gonna take a week off until the worst of the violent tantrum subsides.
At least my city is mostly the urban soy-based Left instead of the destitute, armed, urban variety.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 18, 2019 06:17 PM (AzW6q)
Its one thing to like a candidate but the left acts like a giddy schoolgirl at an Elvis concert around him, what the hell?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2019 06:17 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2019 06:11 PM (BbGew)
Robert Francis O'Rourke...it's more Irish-er with his middle name
I'm going with "Bobbi Ocasio Cortez" (is their a unicode character for an i with a heart shape over it?)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 18, 2019 06:17 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: rickl at March 18, 2019 06:17 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 18, 2019 06:17 PM (S79IH)
beto
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 18, 2019 06:17 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 18, 2019 06:17 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2019 06:17 PM (AllCR)
driving on the wrong side of the highway, and then engaged in felony
flight from police when they tried to arrest him.
Everyone deserves a seventh chance.
Posted by: Bluto O'Porke at March 18, 2019 06:17 PM (Tyii7)
How is he not a Kennedy?
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean
Because daddy is a powerful judge in El Paso. Talk about pasty white privilege.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2019 06:18 PM (21UM+)
Posted by: literally serious at March 18, 2019 06:18 PM (tRLIC)
Actually, you sign it into law and become the New Messiah for the death cult called the Democratic Party.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 18, 2019 06:15 PM (lD3vL)
It is the new qualifier for the Democrat party prez nomination.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 18, 2019 06:18 PM (sy5kK)
Ask the top 3 officeholders in Virginia how things are turning out for them.
Posted by: Hands at March 18, 2019 06:18 PM (786Ro)
Its one thing to like a candidate but the left acts like a giddy schoolgirl at an Elvis concert around him, what the hell?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2019 06:17 PM (39g3+)
If only he had an eyepatch the media would go into full on shrieking orgasm.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 18, 2019 06:18 PM (JgA4k)
I'm going with "R. Francis O'Rourke."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2019 06:16 PM (Q6F6b)
Please let him be the nominee, and please, TGE, drop "Lighten up, Francis," on him in debate.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 18, 2019 06:18 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 18, 2019 06:19 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 18, 2019 06:19 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 18, 2019 06:19 PM (Cus5s)
may your healing be smooth and fast
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 18, 2019 06:19 PM (dm05u)
Is someone or something fooking with loading of this site?
I am getting multiple instances of "loading, loading, loading ..." behavior and said affected tab needs to be deleted to stop it.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 18, 2019 06:19 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at March 18, 2019 06:19 PM (qhrgo)
The want to kill innocent children in the womb or just birthed.
Posted by: Archer at March 18, 2019 06:11 PM (gmo/4)
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Leftists would prefer to kill innocent children it the womb or just birthed but they will accept killing innocent children at anytime. Until they hit 18, they are delicious.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 18, 2019 06:19 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: dr kill at March 18, 2019 06:19 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: Peter Gabriel at March 18, 2019 06:20 PM (z2W2E)
Yes, I'm looking at the "50 Shades" audience.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 18, 2019 06:20 PM (jlX7q)
Oh, definitely.
Posted by: Bret "Beto" Kavanaugh at March 18, 2019 06:20 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Archer at March 18, 2019 06:20 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 18, 2019 06:17 PM (S79IH)
Do you mean would I personally take someone else's ashes to space, or would I want my own ashes taken to space? I'd say yes to both cases.
Posted by: rickl at March 18, 2019 06:20 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 18, 2019 06:20 PM (G1fgw)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at March 18, 2019 06:20 PM (qhrgo)
Posted by: RBG
*******
You misspelled femur.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 18, 2019 06:19 PM (m45I2)
media tells me, breathless w/ excitement, that she is back to doing planks in her gym routine.
Posted by: IC at March 18, 2019 06:21 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 18, 2019 06:21 PM (9dh/m)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 18, 2019 06:21 PM (hECVl)
I don't make the news I just report it.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 18, 2019 06:21 PM (jlX7q)
"Member of a hacking group," could mean, "The guy who fetched the Cheetos."
Further removed than that I suspect. My son ran a BBS in the late 80's which had a feed from a cDc list. I forget what the BBSers called these feeds - sorta like today's RSS feeds. I think I read somewhere that Beto "participated" in a BBS community.
Maybe that's where he served the Cheetos?
Posted by: Souliren at March 18, 2019 06:21 PM (00N6x)
what year was Beato supposedly "hacking"? If it was last century, he may
have just been logging in to sites using "password" as the password.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 18, 2019 06:19 PM (Cus5s)
My guess is that it was in the era of phone phreaking, and the like. He probably had a subscription to 2600 and was a hacker groupie. No real talent, but it was part of the counterculture of the day, along with skateboarding.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 18, 2019 06:22 PM (t6MX/)
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Somebody should photoshop his head on the hot chocolate onesie guy.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 18, 2019 06:22 PM (hjaPQ)
I would compare Bob O'Rourke to Napoleon Dynamite but Napoleon Dynamite was far less of a dork.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 18, 2019 06:22 PM (9dh/m)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at March 18, 2019 06:22 PM (qhrgo)
Posted by: dr kill at March 18, 2019 06:22 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 18, 2019 06:23 PM (S79IH)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 18, 2019 06:23 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Souliren at March 18, 2019 06:21 PM (00N6x)
Is that what the kids are calling it now?
Posted by: Archer at March 18, 2019 06:23 PM (gmo/4)
*ring* *ring* Hey, is your refrigerator running?
Posted by: Bluto O'Porke at March 18, 2019 06:23 PM (Tyii7)
Vehicular homicide fantasies versus apes, grottos and crunchy figs. Oh, and Slow Joe's fortune cookie fortunes from inside his "pocket".
Those Dem hopefuls are regular Shakepeares, aren't they?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 18, 2019 06:23 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Beto's Last Line at March 18, 2019 06:23 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at March 18, 2019 06:24 PM (qhrgo)
Yikes! Whoever pegged Benny Shapiro as the Dane Cook of the Conservative
movement may have landed a killshot on that little turd.
Posted by: literally serious at March 18, 2019 06:18 PM (tRLIC)
Does Dane Cook have a sister with big hooters?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 18, 2019 06:24 PM (t6MX/)
I tend to agree. Even "The Stranger" was about randomly killing some dude. This is just sick.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 18, 2019 06:24 PM (jlX7q)
Posted by: trapper's girl at March 18, 2019 06:24 PM (4hfnr)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 18, 2019 06:24 PM (m45I2)
I would trust Napoleon Dynamite before this Beto clown.
Posted by: dantesed at March 18, 2019 06:24 PM (88xKn)
Beta O'Rourke, I really do not get the fixation on this dude. And I mean dude. He's as dudely as Obama in his cowboy hat.
Its one thing to like a candidate but the left acts like a giddy schoolgirl at an Elvis concert around him, what the hell?
I don't get that either. He has no accomplishments, he's done essentially nothing to better any of his constituent's lives, he's not known for anything.
Usually, we'd know whether or not some no-talent guy like that was at least well-endowed, but we haven't even heard that.
You know, somebody should tell Progda that just because they get their panties moist over him, the rest of us want some details. Real, live details, not just fawning. We've been through that already with Bronco Bama and all it got us was an anemic economy and an emboldened Progda who now thinks they run the country.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 18, 2019 06:24 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 18, 2019 06:24 PM (AzW6q)
Nothing new then.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2019 06:24 PM (0tfLf)
They have no idea under what political philosophy they became wealthy.
Le sigh.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 18, 2019 06:25 PM (Y4EXg)
Who knows what goes through their heads? Like little curvy bundles of bubblegum, perfume and psychosis.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 18, 2019 06:25 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 18, 2019 06:23 PM (AzW6q)
I think he looks like Hogg Boys retarded uncle.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 18, 2019 06:25 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at March 18, 2019 06:25 PM (qhrgo)
Me too on the failing to load of the main page. I've resorted to trying #s in the acecomments url until I find the live comments area.
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at March 18, 2019 06:25 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: Hikaru at March 18, 2019 06:26 PM (pgXNG)
Posted by: Ted the swimmer
I get a Retarded Ted Bundy vibe from Beat-O.
I have a feeling that eventually some really creepy stories of raided liquor cabinets and pregnant watch dogs will start surfacing across the country and he will quietly have to retire to spend more time with his wife's billions.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 18, 2019 06:26 PM (G1fgw)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 18, 2019 06:26 PM (hECVl)
Who knows what goes through their heads? Like little curvy bundles of bubblegum,
FIFY
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 18, 2019 06:26 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 18, 2019 06:27 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 18, 2019 06:27 PM (hECVl)
Posted by: wth at March 18, 2019 06:27 PM (v0R5T)
At least it's not the cone of shame for a dog you're wearing
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2019 06:27 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Regular joe at March 18, 2019 06:27 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: Beto's Last Line at March 18, 2019 06:27 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Fritz at March 18, 2019 06:27 PM (LuPts)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2019 06:27 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 18, 2019 06:28 PM (9dh/m)
I heard a prog say Beto is "Kennedy-esque.
Then somewhere on the ski slopes of America there's a tree that's got his name on it?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 18, 2019 06:28 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 18, 2019 06:29 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 18, 2019 06:28 PM (pNxlR)
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He needs to get his pilot's license.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 18, 2019 06:29 PM (AzW6q)
When he was a "teen!!"
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 18, 2019 06:28 PM (9dh/m)
Makes all the accusations against Kavanaugh seem ridiculous.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2019 06:29 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 18, 2019 06:29 PM (xzqr4)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at March 18, 2019 06:29 PM (qhrgo)
Right now.
Beta's "poetry" make Hussein's "apes crunching figs" look like Tennyson.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 18, 2019 06:29 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 18, 2019 06:29 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: davidt at March 18, 2019 06:29 PM (Pp8LH)
He has a Billionaire pushing him, buying access, paying off Reporters and Cucks alike, and bankrolling his publicity operations. That's really all there is to it, and there doesn't need to be any more than that.
Cruz was an idiot for not capitalizing on the Drunk driving charges; Cruz listened to his consultants and played the infamous Pre-Vent Defense in the last campaign, and almost lost the thing because of it. The only really good campaign rally that Cruz had in the entire campaign was when Trump flew in and did one for him.
And I say that as someone who's supported Cruz from the start.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2019 06:30 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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But, but, but - that was different!!
Posted by: Our betters at March 18, 2019 06:30 PM (Y4EXg)
This can seriously happen. This is a thing. The Universe needs this to happen.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 18, 2019 06:30 PM (Ct55T)
Bob O'Rourke's "teen years" extended well past Sept 1992, it seems.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 18, 2019 06:30 PM (9dh/m)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at March 18, 2019 06:30 PM (qhrgo)
Posted by: dr kill at March 18, 2019 06:30 PM (Jj+59)
>>>I heard a prog say Beto is "Kennedy-esque.
Does he have a pilot's license?
Posted by: davidt at March 18, 2019 06:29 PM (Pp8LH)
*crosses fingers and toes*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2019 06:30 PM (ptqGC)
He just had an 'alternate lifestyle.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 18, 2019 06:30 PM (oVJmc)
It would not surprise me if Beta O'Rourke was a distraction. I'm not sure what for but he's not a serious candidate. Of course neither is Kamaltoe or joey Choo Choo. Hmmmmm...
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 18, 2019 06:30 PM (TAn6Q)
The fuckhead was also arrested for burglary in May 1995.
When he was a "teen!!"
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 18, 2019 06:28 PM (9dh/m)
Tough. We need to play by the left's rules now.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 18, 2019 06:31 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: davidt at March 18, 2019 06:31 PM (Pp8LH)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 18, 2019 06:31 PM (z2W2E)
Posted by: dr kill at March 18, 2019 06:31 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: mikeyG at March 18, 2019 06:31 PM (LL1Be)
Did you see that Instapundit is 'joining' Red State and Hot Air? Hahahahahaha. Adios.
Posted by: dr kill at March 18, 2019 06:30 PM (Jj+59)
WUT?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2019 06:31 PM (ptqGC)
Has this clown got high school or college yearbooks? I'd be willing to bet there's something "inappropriate" for our times committed by him there.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 18, 2019 06:31 PM (pNxlR)
Afraid the kids will grow up too stupid to steal.
Thank you very much. I'll be here all week.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 18, 2019 06:32 PM (jlX7q)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 18, 2019 06:32 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 18, 2019 06:32 PM (9dh/m)
Maybe Beta and Pixy can arm-wrasse to see who gets to fix it.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 18, 2019 06:32 PM (9X624)
distraction. I'm not sure what for but he's not a serious candidate. Of
course neither is Kamaltoe or joey Choo Choo. Hmmmmm...
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 18, 2019 06:30 PM (TAn6Q)
*cracks knuckles*
Posted by: Michelle Obama at March 18, 2019 06:33 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 18, 2019 06:33 PM (TdMsT)
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Posted by: Rose at March 18, 2019 06:33 PM (Ot5t8)
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 18, 2019 06:32 PM (9dh/m)
You underestimate me, old man.
Posted by: Beta the 46 Year old Teenager at March 18, 2019 06:34 PM (9X624)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at March 18, 2019 06:34 PM (qhrgo)
Posted by: dr kill at March 18, 2019 06:34 PM (Jj+59)
https://tinyurl.com/y3mgfdcx
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2019 06:34 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 18, 2019 06:34 PM (9dh/m)
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 18, 2019 06:32 PM (9dh/m)
Lost Boys.
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 18, 2019 06:34 PM (y7DUB)
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Posted by: Beto! at March 18, 2019 06:34 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Ladyl
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Just wait, the production version will be better, swearsies!!
#two weeks
Posted by: Tonypete at March 18, 2019 06:34 PM (Y4EXg)
No brains, no bucket.
Posted by: wth at March 18, 2019 06:35 PM (v0R5T)
I'm friends with a super religious couple in TX, sends their kids to a Christian college, etc. The wife voted Beto.
Ted Cruz really rubs people the wrong way, I'm thinking that's probably 90% of Beto's draw nationally.
Posted by: Blago at March 18, 2019 06:35 PM (UfkIY)
that makes things easier.
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 18, 2019 06:35 PM (rf8q9)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 18, 2019 06:35 PM (TAn6Q)
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 18, 2019 06:35 PM (VGJum)
Posted by: Weasel at March 18, 2019 06:35 PM (YvLPX)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at March 18, 2019 06:34 PM (qhrgo)
That's disturbing.
Maybe he'll have to do an Instaexit.
Posted by: rickl at March 18, 2019 06:35 PM (sdi6R)
I'm hoping to be Biden's Veep.
That old fart one more stroke away from pushing up daisies.
Then it's Beta time!!!!
Posted by: Beta the 46 Year old Teenager at March 18, 2019 06:36 PM (9X624)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 18, 2019 06:36 PM (S79IH)
They'll forget to shut their mouths when it rains.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 18, 2019 06:37 PM (XEtO0)
Pretty much obligatory at this point in the comments...
Cult of Personality by Living Colour.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FKv5QLa8q8
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 18, 2019 06:37 PM (HaL55)
However, as wrong as I think they are I would vote for Donald Trump Jr.
Posted by: Seems legit at March 18, 2019 06:38 PM (jUVms)
I'm friends with a super religious couple in TX, sends their kids to a Christian college, etc. The wife voted Beto.
Ted Cruz really rubs people the wrong way, I'm thinking that's probably 90% of Beto's draw nationally.
Posted by: Blago at March 18, 2019 06:35 PM
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There are a whole bunch of people here in Texas who are apparently still pissed at cruz for the way he $hit on Trump during and after the primary.
The biggest thing is he refused to honor his pledge to support whoever won the nomination and then refused to endorse Trump after the primary. That made people very angry with him.
I missed that during the Senate race and predicted cruz would win by 9 points. I was off big time because I didn't factor in the cruz hatred.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 18, 2019 06:39 PM (JUOKG)
And I say that as someone who's supported Cruz from the start.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Had Cruz gotten the nomination, it would have been President Hillary. The fact Beto made it so close just illustrates that.
When it came down to Trump vs Cruz, I started backing Trump just because I felt like Trump at least had a weird X-Factor that gave him a shot. Cruz was like a sure-fire loss. Plus Trump was at least talking about issues I cared about instead of Cruz's TruCon bullshit.
Posted by: Blago at March 18, 2019 06:40 PM (UfkIY)
I don't know the context of that writing, but it sounds pretty damn whack. Pretty sure instructors who come across such writing from their students say to themselves, "Um, this is a pretty big red flag right here. How many peers, principals, and psychologists do I need to notify about this?
Blotto apparently had fantasy murder thoughts? That's worse than even Ted Kennedy who at least didn't fantasize about drowning anyone.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 18, 2019 06:42 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at March 18, 2019 06:34 PM (qhrgo)
What would be the difference? Green and Driscoll are both mega cucks, and not even Malkin could save Hot Air from going down the tubes.
If you're surprised, you're not paying attention.
Posted by: trev006 at March 18, 2019 06:46 PM (fPLS0)
thanks that Texas is getting rid of party line voting. (makes it real easy for those that really should not be voting as they have no clue other than DEMOCRAT.
Posted by: thrint in hiding at March 18, 2019 06:58 PM (1XtI9)
If two kids died from a hit and run anywhere within 150 miles of beto when he was 15, he's in big trouble.
Posted by: Simplemind at March 18, 2019 07:04 PM (ZuGkg)
Keep him away from PT boats.
Also Buicks.
Also golf clubs.
Also skis.
Also private planes.
Also open limousines.
Also hotel kitchens.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2019 07:15 PM (Q6F6b)
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