David Corn Tries to Score a Date With Alexandria Donkey-Chompers Through White Knighting and Toilet Flirting

First, David Corn breathlessly tweeted out the major news that he had, allegedly, seen some anti-Alexandria Donkey-Chompers graffiti in a toilet in Phoenix Skyharbor airport.

News of this HATE CRIME electrified twitter. The airport contacted David Corn for MORE INFORMATION so they could RESPOND IMMEDIATELY to this DIRE THREAT against AMERICAN DEMOCRACY ITSELF.



But apparently the MAGA HAT WEARING GRAFFITI was written in a shade of ink called "Jussie Smollett Periwinkle."



Well, some RACIST CONSERVATIVES made fun of David Corn on Twitter for all this, so this SHITHOUSE SLEUTH set out to prove his original charge of TOILET HATE:



Tell me: Did Fusion GPS tell you where to find the graffiti, Dookie Detective?

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:05 PM




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1 FIRST!!!

SPONGE!!!!

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 06, 2019 02:01 PM (8D42x)

2 now that both bases are covered, i'mma read the content and call the corgis

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 06, 2019 02:01 PM (8D42x)

3 WTF is wrong with that man?

Posted by: CN at March 06, 2019 02:02 PM (U7k5w)

4 I guess David use a wide stance when taking that picture.

Posted by: dantesed at March 06, 2019 02:02 PM (88xKn)

5 Dear lord - this many is deranged.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 06, 2019 02:03 PM (AJj50)

6 For a 'Good Time' for ALL, according to their needs...

Call 1.800.DONKEYTEETH

This Train Runs On-Time!

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 02:03 PM (aBj10)

7 We are pouncing on this because it is the fucking stupidest thing I can imagine.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 06, 2019 02:04 PM (AJj50)

8 Lol. Trump sure brings out the crazy.

Posted by: Conqueror of All Foes Cheese at March 06, 2019 02:04 PM (9m9TT)

9 Seriously, what the fuck?

We joke about Idiocracy on here all the time, but this shit is getting scary. In real life Idiocracy would be horrific and disastrous, and that's right the fuck where we are headed. Unbelievable.

Posted by: Max Power at March 06, 2019 02:04 PM (q177U)

10 It was just for a donkey show, easy to see how he got confused.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 02:04 PM (1ISKN)

11 Seriously - who reports bathroom graffiti out to the world?

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 06, 2019 02:04 PM (AJj50)

12 You know what's normal?

People taking pictures inside the men's room.

I always feel comfortable when someone whips out their camera.

Posted by: German Chicken at March 06, 2019 02:04 PM (1beh4)

13 good lord, I TOTALLY believe him...

that's faker than an orgasm in a porn film.

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 06, 2019 02:04 PM (8D42x)

14 Um, toilet graffiti is something to worry about? Shouldn't we just concentrate on remembering Jenny's number?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 06, 2019 02:04 PM (RD7QR)

15 First, David Corn breathlessly tweeted out the major news that he had, allegedly, seen some anti-Alexandria Donkey-Chompers graffiti in a toilet in Phoenix Skyharbor airport.

And he was hanging around in a toilet stall in the mens' room because ...?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 02:05 PM (plMK3)

16 Toilet flirting? I guess I really am behind the times.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2019 02:05 PM (ycWCI)

17 Fun Fact: David passes through your digestive tract and comes out looking exactly the same.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 06, 2019 02:05 PM (4KIAS)

18 Why am I not surprised that David Corn had his phone out, taking pictures in a public mens room?

Posted by: is it just me . . . at March 06, 2019 02:05 PM (rhVw6)

19 'Here I sit
broken hearted
came to redistribute shit
and on myself
I sharted'

- A.O.Cortez

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 02:05 PM (aBj10)

20 Second - what sort of numskull would write anti-AOC graffiti in a public toilet in Phoenix? It doesn't even make sense.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 06, 2019 02:05 PM (AJj50)

21 It was just for a donkey show, easy to see how he got confused.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 02:04 PM (1ISKN)

well, Tijuana isn't but a few hours down the road...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 06, 2019 02:05 PM (8D42x)

22 The right to ridicule public figures is the mother's milk of a free society. Take your Sharia-compliant sensibilities and shove them where The Prophet touched you.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 06, 2019 02:05 PM (koNhm)

23 The best part is the airport management wanted to know where it was so they could have it removed* and they didn't find any. So was it there or was there another, strong, silent white knight who selflessly removed the graffiti that besmirched the good name of Sancho Panza's noble steed - I mean, Alexandria Donkey-Chompers? Could this mysterious knight, of Castillian origin, perhaps, be heading to Washington DC to defend fair Dulcinea - I mean Alexandria Donkey-Chompers - from the evil plots of the fiendish Moors - I mean, Republicans?

Stay tuned!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Break Progressive Minds with a Trumpinator From The Outrage Outlet! at March 06, 2019 02:05 PM (hLRSq)

24 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 02:05 PM (IXZGh)

25 If they don't like AOC they could post it where the whole fucking world would see it. Like on the web.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 06, 2019 02:06 PM (AJj50)

26 Horde - you gotta' follow the link to the Korn twittter. Just to see the GIF of the kid trying to use a shovel.

Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 02:06 PM (X12/X)

27 Occasional Cotex has more to fear from her own party then from any conservative. She needs to invest in ax-proof head gear.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 06, 2019 02:06 PM (ty7RM)

28 Donkey Shows making a come back...aboot time..they were damn near extinct.....can foot-longs be far behind @Subway???

Posted by: saf at March 06, 2019 02:06 PM (5IHGB)

29 Everybody poops, not as much as me, but still.

Posted by: Ana Navarro, Donuts. at March 06, 2019 02:06 PM (4e+hS)

30 Remember when they pilloried Sarah Palin for statements she didn't actually make? God times!

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 06, 2019 02:06 PM (ujg0T)

31
Bathroom art is sometimes quite respectable. Why is the left censuring AOC in the doggy position taking a girthy monster in the shitter?

I'm not sure I want to live in a country that censures bathroom art.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 06, 2019 02:06 PM (jYje5)

32 Axiomatic at this point that every single #HATECRIME ought to be assumed a hoax until proven beyond doubt to be otherwise.

Posted by: DocJ at March 06, 2019 02:06 PM (fF3XF)

33 Corn? I don't remember eating corn......

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 02:06 PM (IXZGh)

34 *You got to remove that stuff as fast as possible or it attracts more and worse graffiti.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Break Progressive Minds with a Trumpinator From The Outrage Outlet! at March 06, 2019 02:06 PM (hLRSq)

35 Why am I not surprised that David Corn had his phone out, taking pictures in a public mens room?

Er... yes

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 02:06 PM (39g3+)

36 "While I was assuming an appropriately wide stance..."

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 02:06 PM (aBj10)

37 1 FIRST!!!

SPONGE!!!!
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 06, 2019 02:01 PM (8D42x)


I am legend.

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 02:06 PM (IXZGh)

38 A good Dookie will do that.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 06, 2019 02:06 PM (pw+jk)

39 The end is near.


Alleged graffiti.



And yet, another moderate sized city of illegals are entering the country again this month, with nowhere to go, and massive public assistance coming their way.



Practice this phrase, "gradually, then suddenly."


We will all be using it. Sooner than later, I'm afraid.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 06, 2019 02:06 PM (sy5kK)

40 You know what's normal?
People taking pictures inside the men's room.
I always feel comfortable when someone whips out their camera.
Posted by: German Chicken at March 06, 2019 02:04 PM (1beh4)

Will actually get you tossed out on your ass in many, many public places. Like airports.

Posted by: DocJ at March 06, 2019 02:06 PM (fF3XF)

41 In academia once I had a rabid baying at the moon feminist (pardon the pleonasm) call me - at home - at 8 o'clock - on a Saturday morning to bitch that the graffiti in the men's toilet was "disrespectful to women."

Imagine.

I asked her what she was doing there at that time, but then assured her I would give the matter all the attention it deserved.

She hung up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 02:07 PM (plMK3)

42 By the way, AOC also means Arizona Otolaryngology Consultants. maybe someone was pissed at them?

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 06, 2019 02:07 PM (AJj50)

43 Jenny Jenny, who can I turn to?

Posted by: David Corn at March 06, 2019 02:07 PM (RD7QR)

44 David Corn is a dishonest hack and always has been. I'd believe Brian Ross before Corn.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 06, 2019 02:07 PM (OD2ni)

45 Somehow I expect if he found something nasty about Trump he'd be gleeful.

"Maybe if I make a stink about this AOC will sext me!"
--David Corn, tired of being the bottom in restrooms

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 02:07 PM (39g3+)

46 So David Corn never heard the axiom ' Never stick your dick in crazy'

Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2019 02:07 PM (BbGew)

47 Sponge Worthy !!?

Posted by: saf at March 06, 2019 02:07 PM (5IHGB)

48 Corn was in the shitter?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 02:07 PM (t6MX/)

49 Second - what sort of numskull would write anti-AOC graffiti in a public toilet in Phoenix? It doesn't even make sense.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 06, 2019 02:05 PM (AJj50)

that's what I'm trying to figure out. why would anyone put that there. it's not like her, or her supporters are ever getting close to PHX.

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 06, 2019 02:07 PM (8D42x)

50 Is it racist that I took a dump and it looked like Donkey Chompers? Should I save the evidence for airport security to check out, or should I send it to Corn (which, coincidentally digests poorly) for further investigation?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2019 02:07 PM (VpIIl)

51 But apparently the MAGA HAT WEARING GRAFFITI was written in a shade of ink called "Jussie Smollett Periwinkle."



*snort.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 02:08 PM (IxRYM)

52 Sadly, the only valuable Corn in that Restroom was fluched.

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 02:08 PM (aBj10)

53 I mean this doesn't even rise to the level of a hate crime but... sure seems like the demand for this stuff greatly outstrips the supply.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 02:08 PM (39g3+)

54 Um, I don't get what the pictures are supposed to prove?

Looks like a pretty short message. AOCSUX?



Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 06, 2019 02:08 PM (DQjsT)

55 I never use a public toilet ... mostly because the seat is so damn hard.

Posted by: Brie Larson at March 06, 2019 02:08 PM (X12/X)

56 idiots. It was in the woman's room!

Posted by: David 'crack' Corn, and i dont care at March 06, 2019 02:08 PM (w1aEd)

57 We need more Bombshells. Lots of Bombshells.

And Pouncing, we need more Pouncing.

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 06, 2019 02:08 PM (7ZQe3)

58 Everybody poops, not as much as me, but still.
Posted by: Ana Navarro, Donuts. at March 06, 2019 02:06 PM (4e+hS)


Bitch.....at least you got an ass and can sit on a toilet without falling in.

Posted by: Brie Larson at March 06, 2019 02:08 PM (IXZGh)

59 I pee'd OAC SUCKS! in the snow last night.

Posted by: Conqueror of All Foes Cheese at March 06, 2019 02:08 PM (9m9TT)

60 lmfao, I think I ruptured something...


Rob Randall@hoochmooch
I can confirm it exists in a men's bathroom @phxskyharbor My three year old son came running out of the bathroom into my arms and burst into tears after seeing it and said "Papa papa the misogynistic patriarchy is trying to bully @AOC into silence because she's a powerful woman."

Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 02:08 PM (LL1Be)

61 So- freedom of speech doesn't extend to the commode?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2019 02:09 PM (VpIIl)

62 How much did Fusion GPS pay you, David Corn?

Posted by: Rachel Corey at March 06, 2019 02:09 PM (W+vEI)

63 31
Bathroom art is sometimes quite respectable. Why is the left censuring AOC in the doggy position taking a girthy monster in the shitter?

I'm not sure I want to live in a country that censures bathroom art.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 06, 2019 02:06 PM (jYje5)


Nobody said that was what it was.

GUILTY!

Posted by: blaster at March 06, 2019 02:09 PM (9VeU0)

64 "Spread the work of a deplorable."

Wow, dehumanize much there champ?

Posted by: Augustine at March 06, 2019 02:09 PM (BDZWU)

65 Guy who played a role in spreading the pee-pee dossier makes Deep State jokes.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 06, 2019 02:09 PM (DQjsT)

66 So David Corn never heard the axiom ' Never stick your dick in crazy'

Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2019 02:07 PM (BbGew)


What if you're also crazy? Does that suspend the rule?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Break Progressive Minds with a Trumpinator From The Outrage Outlet! at March 06, 2019 02:09 PM (hLRSq)

67 And Pouncing, we need more Pouncing.
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 06, 2019 02:08 PM (7ZQe3)

And seizing. Can't forget the seizing.

Posted by: DocJ at March 06, 2019 02:09 PM (fF3XF)

68 Um, toilet graffiti is something to worry about? Shouldn't we just concentrate on remembering Jenny's number?
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 06, 2019 02:04 PM (RD7QR)

867-5309

Posted by: WOPR at March 06, 2019 02:09 PM (J70i0)

69 @DavidCornDC
1h
It's amazing how bitter & quick-to-battle some conservatives are



As if, Dave. Reality is they haven't even BEGUN yet. But keep pushing it, man.

Posted by: Hands at March 06, 2019 02:09 PM (786Ro)

70 Why am I not surprised that David Corn had his phone out, taking pictures in a public mens room?

The graffiti was right next to the glory hole.

Which has now been renamed the "Corn Hole."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 02:09 PM (plMK3)

71 He's named "corn" and he's in the shitter!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 02:09 PM (1ISKN)

72 Sponge Worthy !!?
Posted by: saf at March 06, 2019 02:07 PM (5IHGB)


I'm not worthy.

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 02:09 PM (IXZGh)

73 Another MAGA deplorable saw my tweet and erased it before Sky Harbor maintenance could find it. It's part of their dastardly plot!

Posted by: David Corn at March 06, 2019 02:09 PM (BxjR0)

74 The only thing this is missing is the screaming Lebanese woman in the foreground.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2019 02:09 PM (Boy/L)

75 David Corn would stick his dick in his own ass if he could.

#fakenews

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 02:09 PM (bcbK8)

76 I'm so lonely!!

Please. Someone. Anyone. Notice me.

Posted by: David Cornpone! at March 06, 2019 02:10 PM (iys0/)

77 Girl Power, Brie!!1!

Posted by: Ana Navarro, Pies. at March 06, 2019 02:10 PM (4e+hS)

78 I remember watching David Corn back in the Lewinsky days, he was always unpleasant when he was lying about Clinton being innocent.

Posted by: blaster at March 06, 2019 02:10 PM (9VeU0)

79 What a faggit.

Posted by: Dead Horses at March 06, 2019 02:10 PM (iSh8b)

80 So David Corn never heard the axiom ' Never stick your dick in crazy'

Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2019 02:07 PM (BbGew)


Nobody ever said anything about not sticking your dick in a hole in the stall, though.

Posted by: David Corn at March 06, 2019 02:10 PM (plMK3)

81 20 Second - what sort of numskull would write anti-AOC graffiti in a public toilet in Phoenix? It doesn't even make sense.
_________________

Sure it does! Everbody knows that AZ is chock-full of brown-shirted, anti-hispanic raaaaaacists! That's why my administration had to sue them so many times!

Posted by: EX prezzy Barky Obama at March 06, 2019 02:10 PM (fqUgw)

82 Honestly Sponge is the only one here who'd be able to decide if something is Spongeworthy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 02:10 PM (39g3+)

83 So we must refrain from vigorous insults to Strong Leader Wymmin of the fair sex to avoid bouts of the vapours.
Got it.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 06, 2019 02:10 PM (koNhm)

84 Jesus fucking christ. Cities like NY are covered with anti-Trump and anti-Conservative graffiti. I've never thought to get on twitter and whine to the city about it though.

Posted by: Liberty at March 06, 2019 02:10 PM (cclOX)

85 Makes note to self: Ana Navarro should have rented space on her wedding gown. There is more advertising area than a billboard.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2019 02:10 PM (VpIIl)

86 No Public Toilet Cushioned Seats ??? No Peace !!!

Posted by: Brie Larson at March 06, 2019 02:11 PM (X12/X)

87 David, having learned no lessons from the Jussie Smolette debacle, pressed send on his tweet.

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 02:11 PM (IXZGh)

88 FIRST!!!

SPONGE!!!!
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 06, 2019 02:01 PM (8D42x)

I am legend.

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 02:06 PM (IXZGh)

that you Will?

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 06, 2019 02:11 PM (8D42x)

89 Hah - There's a Ginny or Jeanie named business up here that has 867-5309 as their phone number.

Caught it on the side of their van the other day and laughed at it.

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 02:11 PM (aBj10)

90 Mock this turd burglar relatedly until he begs for it to stop.. then mock him some more. Dookie detective made me chuckle.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 06, 2019 02:11 PM (ZgjWN)

91 What is it about Sky Harbor Airport and leftists?


Old and busted: Slick Willie talkin' grandbabies and golf on a private jet on the tarmac with Loretta Lynch.


New Hotness: Graffiti written in urine or something in a men's restroom.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 02:11 PM (ptqGC)

92 Wouldn't you need to be pooping reverse cowgirl (cowboy?) to be opining in that region of the wall?

Posted by: Scott at March 06, 2019 02:11 PM (Do+Qw)

93 These people would probably stroke out if they ever looked in a truck stop restroom out in the middle of nowhere.

Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at March 06, 2019 02:11 PM (eAshZ)

94 That said A-*S*-C, David.

American Standard Commode.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 06, 2019 02:11 PM (DQjsT)

95
Practice this phrase, "gradually, then suddenly."


We will all be using it. Sooner than later, I'm afraid.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 06, 2019 02:06 PM (sy5kK)

And the phrase, 'reload, the fuckers can't shoot for shit'.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 02:12 PM (bcbK8)

96 OT, but Disney's doing a good job blocking Captain Marvel negative comments. I can get to every page on my work computer, except the comments for that story. I get a page saying "This site is blocked."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 06, 2019 02:12 PM (AB9tT)

97 Ace- But apparently the MAGA HAT WEARING GRAFFITI was written in a shade of ink called Jussie Smollett Periwinkle.

Plus camera in mens room, yeah, it was a gay thing.

Posted by: Back to Lurking at March 06, 2019 02:12 PM (8oK3c)

98 SCOTUS definitely needs to have a public bathroom/free speech case. This issue has languished for too long.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 02:12 PM (1ISKN)

99 In my town there is a very liberal area. On the back of a stop sign someone tagged "Impeach Trump". Maybe we should start some hashtag to post all the crap liberals have vomited, well, in almost every town.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2019 02:12 PM (VpIIl)

100 so this SHITHOUSE SLEUTH set out to prove his original charge of TOILET HATE:.....

You just can not find such prose poetry at any other blog.

Posted by: tbodie at March 06, 2019 02:12 PM (V+bdf)

101 "I told you there was evil grafitti there!"
--David Corn, putting away his sharpie

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 02:12 PM (39g3+)

102 Srsly, how many guys use a stall in a public restroom? I bet 99% of all guys just take a leak at a urinal and hold any thoughts for when they get home.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 02:12 PM (plMK3)

103 64
"Spread the work of a deplorable."



Wow, dehumanize much there champ?

Posted by: Augustine at March 06, 2019 02:09 PM (BDZWU)

Nice to see that he got the word deplorable in there when reporting to ATTACK WATCH!
Lefties punch college republican's in the face and this guy is keeping bathroom stalls free of anti democratic graffiti.

This guy has less sense of irony that Brie Larsen has ass.




Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 02:12 PM (ymnmz)

104 I wonder what the penalty would be for writing anti aoc graffiti if we ever gave these shitheels control over the country.

In Stalin's day, people were sent to the Gulags for misusing a newspaper that had his photo in it.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 06, 2019 02:12 PM (LWu6U)

105 I miiiigghht believe Corn if it were Captain Marvel graffitti. Might. But AOC? Nah.

Posted by: Hands at March 06, 2019 02:12 PM (786Ro)

106 that you Will?
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 06, 2019 02:11 PM (8D42x)


FIRE AT WILL!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 02:13 PM (IXZGh)

107 I could eat Corn through a picket fence!

Posted by: Donkey Teeth at March 06, 2019 02:13 PM (w1aEd)

108 Quick, we need to change the narrative away from AOC and Chakrabarti's illegal PAC-LLC FEC violating scheme!

I know, let's make a hate crime against AOC. Yeah, that's the ticket!!

But we can't risk witnesses or a "victim" who crumbles under pressure. Hmmm. Graffitti!!

Posted by: Rachel Corey at March 06, 2019 02:13 PM (W+vEI)

109 This is like one of those ink block tests, only with excrement, isn't it.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2019 02:13 PM (VpIIl)

110 Ana Navarro should make a donation to Brie Larson of summadatazz.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 06, 2019 02:13 PM (DQjsT)

111 Also, there was a noose on the floor near the urinal.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 02:13 PM (ptqGC)

112 And the phrase, 'reload, the fuckers can't shoot for shit'.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 02:12 PM (bcbK


Don't overlook "Take their stuff - leave the bodies".

Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 02:13 PM (X12/X)

113 101 "I told you there was evil grafitti there!"
--David Corn, putting away his sharpie
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 02:12 PM (39g3+)


Was he wearing a noose and carrying a Subway meatball sandwich as he left the crapper?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 02:13 PM (plMK3)

114
Butler University administrators say the words "white power" were scrawled on a dry erase board over the weekend in the Atherton Student Union Lounge.

Dr. Frank Ross, Vice President of Student Affairs released a video on Twitter apologizing to those who had seen the message, and advising students that University officials would investigate the matter and offer updates once they have more information.


https://twitter.com/i/status/1102414329134153728

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2019 02:13 PM (aKsyK)

115 I understand airports wanting to keep their toilets clean but what's wrong with anti-AOC graffiti? She is a public person.

Speaking of dirty toilets I was slightly repulsed to find wastepaper baskets beside toilets in the Bogota airport filled with shitty toilet paper. They don't flush their paper.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 06, 2019 02:13 PM (9HvXs)

116 Okay, let's accept the graffiti actually existed.

I guess Corn is unaware of the term, "Toilet humor."

Posted by: blake - used High Sierra Salesman at March 06, 2019 02:13 PM (qC1Sy)

117 Bathroom graffiti 101.

If you're writing crap on a bathroom wall, you're putting it somewhere people will see it. If you're at a urinal, you write it on the wall in front of you. If you're in a stall, you write it on the walls or the back of the door.

On the other hand, if you're the type of guy that regularly bypasses urinals to go pee in stalls, then you would think that leaning over the toilet bowl to write something on the wall behind it is something that actually goes on, you know, to reach all the other guys that go into stalls to pee.

Posted by: gtfive at March 06, 2019 02:14 PM (gJAok)

118 112 And the phrase, 'reload, the fuckers can't shoot for shit'.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 02:12 PM (bcbK

Don't overlook "Take their stuff - leave the bodies".
Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 02:13 PM (X12/X)

I like where your head is at

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 02:14 PM (bcbK8)

119 My resume also includes skills as

shit sleuth

and

Poo Police

Posted by: David Corn at March 06, 2019 02:14 PM (cCxiu)

120 Also, there was a noose on the floor near the urinal.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 02:13 PM (ptqGC)


In blackface.

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 02:14 PM (IXZGh)

121 In this case, pouring bleach on it would be appropriate.

Oh, the ironing!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 02:14 PM (1ISKN)

122 Also, there was a noose on the floor near the urinal.

A little bleach could help, I'm sure.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 02:14 PM (LL1Be)

123 Also, there was a noose on the floor near the urinal.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 02:13 PM (ptqGC)


Something's fishy with that, Jane. It was a clip-on noose.

Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 02:14 PM (X12/X)

124 >>how many guys use a stall in a public restroom? I bet 99% of all guys just take a leak at a urinal and hold any thoughts for when they get home.


Sink

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 02:14 PM (aBj10)

125 David Corn's eyes are so close together he's nearing cyclops status.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 02:14 PM (ptqGC)

126 In Stalin's day, people were sent to the Gulags for misusing a newspaper that had his photo in it.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 06, 2019 02:12 PM (LWu6U)


Misusing the newspaper? You mean by reading it and believing what's in it?

Any other use is entirely appropriate.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 02:14 PM (plMK3)

127 114
Butler University administrators say the words "white power" were scrawled on a dry erase board over the weekend in the Atherton Student Union Lounge.

Written with a white marker.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 06, 2019 02:14 PM (9HvXs)

128 Lefties are so cloistered that they have no idea how ridiculous they are. That's the only explanation I can think of.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 06, 2019 02:15 PM (hjaPQ)

129 Democracy dies in the crapper.

It was a deplorable, in the shitter, with a Sharpie.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 02:15 PM (t6MX/)

130 Here I sit Broken Hearted



Paid ten cents and only farted.



OMG OMG OMG OMG Anti AOC Graffiti! Quick, where's my phone.




(Remind me not to borrow David Korn's phone)

Posted by: David Korn at March 06, 2019 02:15 PM (ymnmz)

131 well your honor, there I was, minding my own business, wandering around the Men's restroom in the airport with my camera/phone out when this, this, man, grabbed my phone and shoved it down my throat!

Posted by: David Kern at March 06, 2019 02:15 PM (37IEG)

132 And Pouncing, we need more Pouncing.
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 06, 2019 02:08 PM (7ZQe3)

And seizing. Can't forget the seizing.

Posted by: DocJ at March 06, 2019 02:09 PM (fF3XF)

so, conservatives pounced on the seized bombshell?

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 06, 2019 02:15 PM (8D42x)

133 Okay, let me get this straight.
Let's assume he did see an "anti-AOC" message.
How in the world is that a "hate crime?"

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 06, 2019 02:15 PM (Rxduq)

134 AOCs phone number is 867-5309.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 06, 2019 02:15 PM (AJj50)

135 **Leslie Nielsen pokes head into Corn's stall**

I just wanted to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.

** 5 minutes pass **

**Leslie Nielsen pokes head into Corn's stall**

I just wanted to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.

Posted by: Hands at March 06, 2019 02:15 PM (786Ro)

136 There was also a MAGA hat near the noose. And a note that said, "We're coming for you, next David Corn!!!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 02:15 PM (ptqGC)

137 I once saw some offensive anti-Bush graffiti in a mens' room *in a government building.* Couldn't believe it. I reported it to a government functionary who couldn't have cared less.

But AOC is the precious.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 06, 2019 02:16 PM (DQjsT)

138 >>They don't flush their paper.


This is how Pinatas are made, Hombre.

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 02:16 PM (aBj10)

139 What was David Corn doing in the men's restroom? Shouldn't he be using the gender neutral one?

Posted by: Ripley at March 06, 2019 02:16 PM (MxEKc)

140 David Corn is a typical Jewish soiboi feminist

Posted by: CN at March 06, 2019 02:16 PM (U7k5w)

141 Did someone call for help?

Posted by: The Great Cornholio at March 06, 2019 02:16 PM (koNhm)

142 I showed a picture of Brie Larson to my cat and she barfed up a noose-hairball. I can't post a picture though because shutup.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 06, 2019 02:16 PM (xxAFD)

143 127 114 Butler University administrators say the words "white power" were scrawled on a dry erase board over the weekend in the Atherton Student Union Lounge.

Written with a white marker.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 06, 2019 02:14 PM (9HvXs)

Which I will also assume is a #FakeHatecrimeHoax until proven otherwise.

Posted by: DocJ at March 06, 2019 02:16 PM (fF3XF)

144 Srsly, how many guys use a stall in a public restroom?

Well I do, because I'm lazy and like to sit while I take care of business, rather than stand out in the open. Plus you can read and stuff in there. But what I don't do is turn around and look at the back of the wall about knee height. Nor does anyone write graffiti there.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 02:16 PM (39g3+)

145 Did he mention there was a woke 4 year old in tears wanting to know why Trump was Hitler and drawing bad things about Ocrazio Cotits?

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 02:16 PM (IXZGh)

146 I have no talent for this kind of thing, but I'd like to take one of those sets of wind-up teeth ... and sync it to a clip of AOC talking about something. Anything. Doesn't matter.

Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 02:16 PM (X12/X)

147 good to know Corn is on the case ... so we can rest assured, if there is ever any anti-Trump graffiti or slogans or gestures anywhere, he will report it immediately. Keepin it clean ...

Posted by: illiniwek at March 06, 2019 02:16 PM (Cus5s)

148 Good luck with the no teeth part if AOC gives you a beejer.

Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2019 02:17 PM (BXMxN)

149 So, this David Corn character got an earful on Twitter, eh?

Posted by: ShainS -- 2020 Dem candidate promising free hookers and blow to all! at March 06, 2019 02:17 PM (KfZLa)

150 I saw a werewolf taking a dump at Trader Vics.

Posted by: David Corn at March 06, 2019 02:17 PM (koNhm)

151 he had, allegedly, seen some anti-Alexandria Donkey-Chompers graffiti in a toilet

Do you know how hard it is to write on those things and then make it seem like, "oh, yeah, I was upside-down on the floor anyways and noticed this on the bowl..."?

Posted by: David Corn at March 06, 2019 02:17 PM (Zo1XC)

152 Just don't ask how many other pictures he took in that restroom.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 02:17 PM (1ISKN)

153 Here's some graffiti David, Donkey Chompers EATADIK.

Call the police! Free speech is at large!!

Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2019 02:17 PM (VpIIl)

154 Somebody's crazy here. I'm going with Corny.

Dem Sen. Hirono: Eliminating Plane Travel Isn't Crazy, Opposing Green New Deal Is "A Crazy Position"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 06, 2019 02:17 PM (+y/Ru)

155 And he reported it...

to the authorities

Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 02:17 PM (LL1Be)

156 127 114
Butler University administrators say the words "white power" were scrawled on a dry erase board over the weekend in the Atherton Student Union Lounge.

Written with a white marker.


During a blizzard.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 06, 2019 02:17 PM (sy5kK)

157 Speaking of dirty toilets I was slightly repulsed to find wastepaper baskets beside toilets in the Bogota airport filled with shitty toilet paper. They don't flush their paper.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 06, 2019 02:13 PM (9HvXs)


Common in Mexico. Sewage pipes there are 2" in diameter (I am told), and so prone to clogging. (How to avoid this problem is a mystery for the ages.)

Upshot: restrooms in SoCal often have signs - in Spanish, of course - asking ... uh ... patrons not to throw their used toilet paper on the floor.

I'm not making this up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 02:17 PM (plMK3)

158 Thanks to "shithouse sleuth" I have a lot of coffee to clean off my screen.

Posted by: Geoff Flakey at March 06, 2019 02:18 PM (pPQeR)

159 >>I saw a werewolf taking a dump at Trader Vics.


...and his calligraphy was perfect.

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 02:18 PM (aBj10)

160 147
good to know Corn is on the case ... so we can rest assured, if there is
ever any anti-Trump graffiti or slogans or gestures anywhere, he will
report it immediately. Keepin it clean ...


Posted by: illiniwek at March 06, 2019 02:16 PM (Cus5s)

Cracked it wide open, he did. The perp is going to get popped any moment.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 02:18 PM (t6MX/)

161 I stopped looking around in public bathrooms when above a urinal was written "What are you looking up here for? The joke's in your hand."

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 02:18 PM (IXZGh)

162 Srsly, how many guys use a stall in a public restroom?

I've never much considered dropping a deuce in the urinal .... but fuck it, I'm game.

Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 02:18 PM (X12/X)

163 @143
If true, it's actually a pretty funny pun.
Are we still permitted to make fun OF racism?
I know, don't answer.

Posted by: David Corn at March 06, 2019 02:18 PM (koNhm)

164 Wait a sec - UA flies from Phoenix to IAH just before noon daily... not at 12:22 according to the time stamp.

So yeah, JS.

(instead of BS. It's Juicy Smelledit)

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 06, 2019 02:18 PM (6qErC)

165 The twitter comments are gold

Posted by: josephistan at March 06, 2019 02:18 PM (7HtZB)

166 Speaking of dirty toilets I was slightly repulsed to find wastepaper baskets beside toilets in the Bogota airport filled with shitty toilet paper. They don't flush their paper.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 06, 2019 02:13 PM (9HvXs)

Friend of mine on a tour of Peru was told by the tour agency as part of their orientation to NOT flush toilet paper. Apparently the sewer systems in third world countries such as Peru cannot deal with waste AND toilet paper.

so Trump's use of the word shithole was absolutely correct.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 06, 2019 02:18 PM (Cg47K)

167 I was wrong. THIS is the most pathetic guy I've heard of.

Posted by: Jenny, Jenny at March 06, 2019 02:18 PM (6rX0K)

168 I saw a werewolf taking a dump at Trader Vics.

-
His penmanship was perfect.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 06, 2019 02:19 PM (+y/Ru)

169 Ok, who got the contract on Corn when the burning times get here?

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 06, 2019 02:19 PM (ufF5c)

170 >>Well I do, because I'm lazy and like to sit while I take care of business, rather than stand out in the open. Plus you can read and stuff in there. But what I don't do is turn around and look at the back of the wall about knee height. Nor does anyone write graffiti there. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 02:16 PM (39g3+)

There is no diplomatic way to say this, but you must be informed.

Don't do that.

Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2019 02:19 PM (Bdeb0)

171 Dem Sen. Hirono: Eliminating Plane Travel Isn't Crazy, Opposing Green New Deal Is "A Crazy Position"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 06, 2019 02:17 PM (+y/Ru)


The only planes that won't be banned are Zeroes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 02:19 PM (plMK3)

172 David Corn is just pissed that he is not the cutting edge of leftist stupidity anymore and is struggling to keep up. Won't do you any good, White Man.

Posted by: Ripley at March 06, 2019 02:19 PM (MxEKc)

173 I bet David Corn is drowning in pussy after those tweets.

Posted by: Dead Horses at March 06, 2019 02:19 PM (iSh8b)

174 Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of white knights only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is no stopping in a RED zone. Fake news!

Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading and unloading of white knights. There's never stopping in a white zone.

Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping! THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY!!!

Male announcer: Listen Betty, don't start up with your Red zone shit again.

Posted by: Hands at March 06, 2019 02:19 PM (786Ro)

175 Hello, mom?
You're not gonna believe what I saw in the restroom stall at the airport today.

NO! I've told you a thousand times I'm not like that, I was in there by myself!

Posted by: David Kern at March 06, 2019 02:19 PM (37IEG)

176 Good luck with the no teeth part if AOC gives you a beejer.
Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2019 02:17 PM (BXMxN)


It takes her a week to scrape the skin off the back of her choppers afterwards.

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 02:19 PM (IXZGh)

177 Here's to more Corn in your stool!

Posted by: Shep at March 06, 2019 02:19 PM (Zo1XC)

178 For AOC, the bathroom graffiti should be a higher quality, such as "She offered her honor. He honored her offer. And all night he was on her and off her."

Posted by: Roy at March 06, 2019 02:19 PM (xqdqQ)

179 I pray to God that someday someone takes over one of these journoganda outfits, fires EVERYBODY, and starts over.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 06, 2019 02:19 PM (P83tS)

180 "Jesus fucking christ. Cities like NY are covered with anti-Trump and anti-Conservative graffiti. I've never thought to get on twitter and whine to the city about it though.
Posted by: Liberty"


I take New York Ave into downtown DC almost every day and someone spray painted F Trump about every 100 yards. Never gave it much thought let alone consider whining about online.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 06, 2019 02:19 PM (OD2ni)

181 >> I stopped looking around in public bathrooms when above a urinal was written "What are you looking up here for? The joke's in your hand."


That's Wowbagger level stuff, there!

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 02:20 PM (aBj10)

182 He probably thought of the idea to make up this "hate crime" while taking a dick pic in that stall, and that's why he happens to have a picture of the wall behind the toilet bowl taken at the appropriate place and time to "black out".

Posted by: denbar at March 06, 2019 02:20 PM (gJAok)

183 David, I'm intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Posted by: Larry Craig at March 06, 2019 02:20 PM (hjaPQ)

184 It's funny watching liberals make this mistake where they assume that because conservatives love to hate AOC, she must be the right person to rally around.

Conservatives make that mistake a lot also, but it's nice to see Democrats do the same thing.

They would have been wise to cut bait with Cortez a long time ago.

Posted by: Blago at March 06, 2019 02:20 PM (UfkIY)

185 Fool thinks we are all outwitted by his ms-paint level cunning.

"well that settles it. a man of his stature would never lie and censor out a blank wall to not get caught out in a lie. A man of such stature that he takes fucking photos of trivial graffiti in airport toilets"

Again, the most disturbing part is how stupid they think we are.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 06, 2019 02:20 PM (LWu6U)

186 Know what I saw in the shitter????


Corn

Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 06, 2019 02:20 PM (jsWA8)

187 We have always known the left and NTs are insane and stupid; now the rest of America is finding that out as well.

Posted by: IC at March 06, 2019 02:20 PM (a0IVu)

188 Fake Poos

Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 02:20 PM (LL1Be)

189 Dem Sen. Hirono: Eliminating Plane Travel Isn't Crazy, Opposing Green New Deal Is "A Crazy Position"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 06, 2019 02:17 PM (+y/Ru)

Make
Hawaii
Independent
Again

Posted by: DocJ at March 06, 2019 02:20 PM (fF3XF)

190 All I have to ask is whether there's anyone in this country more deserving of hate graffiti than AOC?

Posted by: JEM (by the way Brie Larson has no ass) at March 06, 2019 02:20 PM (8erNz)

191 Butler University administrators say the words "white power" were scrawled on a dry erase board over the weekend in the Atherton Student Union Lounge.

Dr. Frank Ross, Vice President of Student Affairs released a video on Twitter apologizing to those who had seen the message, and advising students that University officials would investigate the matter and offer updates once they have more information.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1102414329134153728

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2019 02:13 PM (aKsyK)

That was only part of the message on the board. the full message was:

White
Power
Board
Broken

...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 06, 2019 02:20 PM (8D42x)

192 152 Just don't ask how many other pictures he took in that restroom.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 02:17 PM (1ISKN)


Or how long he lingered there, in the restroom, aka the "Democrat social center."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 02:21 PM (plMK3)

193 I bet Corn did the graffiti himself.

Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2019 02:21 PM (BXMxN)

194 All this drama over some supposed graffiti in the bathroom? Is this guy 10 years old?

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 06, 2019 02:21 PM (kG5hP)

195 Ever been to the third world? On the subcontinent and other places in Asia/ME I've been there isn't the concept of toilet paper. Think about that for a moment before.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2019 02:21 PM (VpIIl)

196 "David Corn is just pissed that he is not the cutting edge of leftist stupidity anymore and is struggling to keep up. Won't do you any good, White Man.
Posted by: Ripley"


Corn has always been a glorified DU commenter. Now he is considered a dinosaur and is desperate to stay relevant.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 06, 2019 02:21 PM (OD2ni)

197 Speaking of dirty toilets I was slightly repulsed to find wastepaper baskets beside toilets in the Bogota airport filled with shitty toilet paper. They don't flush their paper.

You didn't have to travel that far. Sunnyvale, CA can give you the same experience.

Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2019 02:21 PM (Zo1XC)

198 So Corn's entire career is fluffing the CIA message of the day. What a Mensch.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 02:21 PM (2LelM)

199 The racist weathered Birkenstock's boyfriend is a soy ginger.

Posted by: Dead Horses at March 06, 2019 02:21 PM (iSh8b)

200
Back when America Was Great 1.0 bathroom art was quite the thing. Everybody was making so much money they didn't give a crap what was on the bathroom walls.

It was almost like Internet .9(a). If you didn't get a chuckle when dropping a deuce or taking a piss you were a humorless scold.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 06, 2019 02:21 PM (jYje5)

201 Thank you, Mr. Corn, for bringing this heinous graffiti to our attention. It almost slipped by us as were investigating those trivial murders and rapes and such that clutter up our real police work. Thank god you read those "See something, say something" posters.

And please give our love and affection to Miss Ocasio-Cortez. She has given us new hope for brighter tomorrow.

Posted by: The Authorities at March 06, 2019 02:21 PM (1beh4)

202 Has Jussie been there?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 06, 2019 02:21 PM (+y/Ru)

203 Once, when I was in the Navy. I had to inspect a sewage tank on the boat for close out. So, I put on my Tyvek suit and hopped in.

It had been pressure washed clean, but I grabbed a support for leverage and managed to find a spot that they missed.

And it was corn. There was corn on my glove.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 02:21 PM (1ISKN)

204 What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: rammajamma at March 06, 2019 02:21 PM (AjNMO)

205 Great burn on Twitter about this:

@BryanMatthews74
Things that are shocking:
- @DavidCornDC apparently pees standing up. I didn't think that @MotherJones allows that much masculinity

Posted by: LizLem at March 06, 2019 02:21 PM (hvf9s)

206 >>Speaking of dirty toilets I was slightly repulsed to find wastepaper baskets beside toilets in the Bogota airport filled with shitty toilet paper. They don't flush their paper.


You never saw Mary Poppins!?

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 02:22 PM (aBj10)

207 185 Fool thinks we are all outwitted by his ms-paint level cunning.

"well that settles it. a man of his stature would never lie and censor out a blank wall to not get caught out in a lie. A man of such stature that he takes fucking photos of trivial graffiti in airport toilets"

Again, the most disturbing part is how stupid they think we are.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 06, 2019 02:20 PM (LWu6U)


Well, in fairness, we haven't had a hoax in over a week.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 02:22 PM (plMK3)

208 I need to speak to the officer in charge!
I want you to report a hate crime!
You need to go to the airport and get handwriting samples of every man that came through the airport today and match them against this photo on my phone.
This kind of hateist criminal behavior is, just, it's, it's, criminal!



Stop laughing at me!

Posted by: David Kern at March 06, 2019 02:22 PM (37IEG)

209 Speaking of dirty toilets I was slightly repulsed to find wastepaper baskets beside toilets in the Bogota airport filled with shitty toilet paper. They don't flush their paper.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 06, 2019 02:13 PM (9HvXs)

Friend of mine on a tour of Peru was told by the tour agency as part of their orientation to NOT flush toilet paper. Apparently the sewer systems in third world countries such as Peru cannot deal with waste AND toilet paper.

so Trump's use of the word shithole was absolutely correct.
Posted by: Jen the original


One of the great tragedies in this world is that American Standard, isn't.

Posted by: RAH at March 06, 2019 02:22 PM (6rX0K)

210 Well, we all know we can't have a member of The Party (TM) being vilified. I wonder if they would give the perpetrator a cigarette before the execution.

I thought we still had a First Amendment.

The most this is, is vandalism.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 06, 2019 02:22 PM (vg8iE)

211 115
Speaking of dirty toilets I was slightly repulsed to find wastepaper baskets beside toilets in the Bogota airport filled with shitty toilet paper. They don't flush their paper.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 06, 2019 02:13 PM (9HvXs)
-----------------------
Wow. I have been to Bogota a few times and never seen that in any restroom there. (I mean in decent areas.)

I can't remember for certain that I ever used a restroom at the airport but I'd guess so.
Maybe this was a men's room thing?
Ugh.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 06, 2019 02:22 PM (Rxduq)

212 If your name was Corn, wouldn't you dig a hole?

Posted by: Model_1066 at March 06, 2019 02:22 PM (bXjNn)

213 >>195 Ever been to the third world? On the subcontinent and other places in Asia/ME I've been there isn't the concept of toilet paper. Think about that for a moment before. Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2019 02:21 PM (VpIIl)

In Jackson Hole, WY(!), there are restroom signs encouraging Asian tourists not to squat with their feet on the toilet rim. "Yes/NO!" signs.

Odd.

Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2019 02:22 PM (Bdeb0)

214 If you didn't get a chuckle when dropping a deuce or taking a piss you were a humorless scold.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 06, 2019 02:21 PM (jYje5)


Amen...not to mention scoring a phone number for your next date

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 06, 2019 02:23 PM (m8J9w)

215 173 I bet David Corn is drowning in pussy after those tweets.
Posted by: Dead Horses at March 06, 2019 02:19 PM (iSh8b)

Yes, if by "pussy" you mean "cats trying to kill him for being such an annoying nebbish."

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 06, 2019 02:23 PM (RD7QR)

216 If Corn made the graffiti himself and reported it, he's guilty of filing a false report. Check the handwriting.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2019 02:23 PM (VpIIl)

217 Also, there was a noose on the floor near the urinal.

With a sign saying. "MAGA country hates people named Alexandra and women of color who are former barmaids"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2019 02:23 PM (AllCR)

218 Tell me: Did Fusion GPS tell you where to find
write the graffiti, Dookie Detective?

Posted by: Ace of Spades


It is a hate crime, after all.

Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2019 02:23 PM (Zo1XC)

219 To Hell with all of you and funny damn "wiping my ass" stories.

To. Hell. With. You. All.

Posted by: Brie Larson at March 06, 2019 02:23 PM (X12/X)

220 Is David Corn a leftist or a Ben Shapiro type?

Posted by: espanostifer at March 06, 2019 02:23 PM (HvOGN)

221 You didn't have to travel that far. Sunnyvale, CA can give you the same experience.
Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2019 02:21 PM (Zo1XC)


Que?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 02:23 PM (plMK3)

222

Oh my, what a dope. He was baited into putting a picture of an airport toilet online. An airport toilet. That's gonna generate another twist to the plot.

I wonder what he would have done if he saw an orange stain on the floor.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 06, 2019 02:23 PM (OKeCc)

223 BREAKING NEWS - A pair of Nigerian bodybuilders claim that David Korn paid them to write the bathroom graffiti, have the check to prove it.

Posted by: josephistan at March 06, 2019 02:23 PM (7HtZB)

224 Corn?

Posted by: Elvis at March 06, 2019 02:23 PM (1beh4)

225 Its been awhile since I've seen any graffiti in the men's room. On boxcars and buildings, yes, shitter walls, not so much.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 02:23 PM (2LelM)

226 You guys actually believe something an old white man says?!


You're getting your just deserts, SkyHarbor maintenance staff. Next time, check with a woman of color before believing something David Corn or any other old white dude says. Haha! Hahaha!

Posted by: Linda Sarsour at March 06, 2019 02:23 PM (LISuA)

227 From now on all scrawled messages must be respectful and inclusive.

Posted by: Terms of Shitter Service at March 06, 2019 02:23 PM (koNhm)

228 If Asians do it that way than it is the right way damn it!

Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2019 02:23 PM (BXMxN)

229 What fuckin loser.


Posted by: dananjcon at March 06, 2019 02:23 PM (xqfqx)

230 Wait a cotton picking minute.

It's amazing how bitter & quick-to-battle some conservatives are. Yesterday, I reported that I had spotted anti-@AOC graffiti in the Phoenix airport of all places. And rightwingers got crazed and accused me of making this up. That's crediting me with a good sense of imagination.

David Corn
DavidCornDC
I didn't want to post a pic of the graffiti because that would be spreading the work of a deplorable. But here's a pic showing where it occurred with the message blacked out.



So he flew back to the Phoenix airport just to take a pic of the bathroom poetry, or does he admit he hangs out in home town airport bathrooms?

WTF?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 02:23 PM (IxRYM)

231 I've never seen graffiti in that location in a bathroom stall . Not that it doesn't exist , I've just never seen it.

If that particular graffiti existed I would guess it said

'I just took an AOC ' with an arrow pointing down.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 06, 2019 02:23 PM (zO1cf)

232 It was a Smolletting!

Posted by: Archer at March 06, 2019 02:24 PM (gmo/4)

233

They don't call them Demo-rats for nothing.

He's ratting out graffiti artists now.

lol

You cannot make this up.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 06, 2019 02:24 PM (OKeCc)

234 why does this bring back some memory or Lena Dunham griping about something or someone at an airport? Or am I all confoosed here?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 06, 2019 02:24 PM (ZqRa6)

235 The left needs a seminar on how to do hate crimes.


don't pay by check

don't have friends fake the attack or do the graffiti

don't cry about some inconsequential graffiti that no on even saw (except for the publicity the "victim" gives it)

With all the times they are caught faking it, I'm guess there are many more times when they fake it and don't get caught, but the cameras manage to arrive for the (fake) news.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 06, 2019 02:24 PM (Cus5s)

236 The 1st Rule of the Patriarchy is we don't talk about what we write in the men's room.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 02:24 PM (1ISKN)

237 We don't give a shit when women and children are molested by security, but we give all kinds of shits when a prevert does a live reports from the can.


If you can get a quote from Hillary's e-mail server while you're there, that'd be great.

Posted by: PHX Sky Kings at March 06, 2019 02:24 PM (6rX0K)

238 AOC has gotten less funny as her opinions have become more and more known. She is a little Stalinite, and for some reason Stalinism is just not funny.

In before someone says 'Humor is like food, not everyone gets it.' - J. Stalin.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2019 02:24 PM (ycWCI)

239 how many skidmarks did the perp leave in the bowl david? pretty piss poor detective work there, nicklefucker. you can't even parody these retards anymore.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 06, 2019 02:24 PM (KP5rU)

240 220 Is David Corn a leftist or a Ben Shapiro type?
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Looking at his Wiki page he seems to be a CIA asset who hangs with the hard left.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 02:24 PM (2LelM)

241 Someone take Mr. Corn to men's room in Penn Station. His head will fucking explode.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 06, 2019 02:24 PM (1beh4)

242 But what I don't do is turn around and look at the back of the wall about knee height. Nor does anyone write graffiti there.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 02:16 PM (39g3+)

That could be an important clue in nabbing the Deplorable perp.

We may be looking for a midget, a dwarf, a child or a contortionist.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 06, 2019 02:24 PM (27fX8)

243 Corn did this because he was almost caught tapping his toe, like Larry Craig in the Minneapolis airport stall long ago, seeking entertainment and love.




Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 06, 2019 02:24 PM (sy5kK)

244 Maybe he mistook anti-Nationals graffiti for anti-AOC stuff. It is spring training, after all.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, from the heart of darkness at March 06, 2019 02:24 PM (LISuA)

245 There I was in Acron Ohio and on the TV in the airport bar was a show call Hee Haw!



HEE HAW!! I tell you. So called ATTACK WATCH! and they called the bartender and had him change the channel under penalty of revocation of his liquor license. Except he changed it to a NASCAR race. So I looked him square in the eye and said , "ou deplorable son of a bitch then next station better be CNN or I'm gonna get Don Lemon to get medieval on your ass."

Posted by: David Korn at March 06, 2019 02:24 PM (ymnmz)

246 From Wiki:

"He [Corn] attended Brown University where he majored in history and worked for The Brown Daily Herald."

Still laughing here.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 02:25 PM (plMK3)

247 Maybe he was in the ladies rest room. Did they check there? LOts of deplorable graffiti (written where no woman could reach it while using the toilet).


Go Jussy Jr.!

Posted by: LASue at March 06, 2019 02:25 PM (wcbxS)

248 You think that graffiti is bad? I'm had to change my phone number!

Posted by: Jenny at March 06, 2019 02:25 PM (zO1cf)

249 Sewage pipes there are 2" in diameter (I am told)"

Thinwall PVC, whatever diameter is handy. Also, no vents on the outbound side, so...

US is (IIRC) 3" diameter.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 06, 2019 02:25 PM (6qErC)

250 A courageous, and wide stance.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 06, 2019 02:25 PM (883zS)

251 What are the odds that this tweet doesn't survive the day before being deleted and memory holed?

Thank the gods for Twichy.

Posted by: DocJ at March 06, 2019 02:25 PM (fF3XF)

252 The first time I went a bar that had a chalkboard above the urinals, I thought "Now that is damn brilliant".

But I sure as Hell didn't touch the chalk.

Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 02:25 PM (X12/X)

253 I once saw a gentleman give up his toilet seat to a flamboyant young man in an airport restroom.

I was that gentleman.

Posted by: Jake Tapper at March 06, 2019 02:25 PM (iys0/)

254 Its just so pathetic watching this unfold. Dude, getting a response from the airport was more than enough publicity and reaction. Let it go at that point and go on to something else. The "I'm gonna drive back to the airport and take a picture of nothing" reaction is just pathological.

Even if there WAS something there, it rises to the level of petty annoyance at vandalism and hardly worth even paying heed to, let alone some wretched tweet about it. But the follow ups. What a life these people must lead.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 02:25 PM (39g3+)

255 Which way should I sit on a toilet?

Posted by: David Korn at March 06, 2019 02:25 PM (ymnmz)

256 238 AOC has gotten less funny as her opinions have become more and more known. She is a little Stalinite, and for some reason Stalinism is just not funny.

In before someone says 'Humor is like food, not everyone gets it.' - J. Stalin.
-------------------
I see her as more of a Shinning Path Maoist. Check out the eyes again.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 02:25 PM (2LelM)

257 What can brown do for me??

Posted by: D. Corn at March 06, 2019 02:26 PM (xqfqx)

258 @253
Winner

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 06, 2019 02:26 PM (koNhm)

259 Maybe someone's worried about the money-laundering revelations from yesterday

Posted by: artemis at March 06, 2019 02:26 PM (AwPyG)

260 O/T My SiL the life coach just sent out an email informing everyone that she and her husband, the Wallet are divorced. Now they have to sell the big, fancy house in midtown ATL, and she's having to double-down on life-coaching gigs.

I just can't even. I do feel sorry for the husband she soaked for every nickle.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 02:26 PM (ptqGC)

261 What's corn doing in a stall with the lid up? He seems like a man who would use a urinal right next to another man and not keep his eyes forward.

Posted by: Downcast at March 06, 2019 02:26 PM (UBcZp)

262 253
I once saw a gentleman give up his toilet seat to a flamboyant young man in an airport restroom.



I was that gentleman.

Posted by: Jake Tapper at March 06, 2019 02:25 PM (iys0/)


Shut it down. We have a wiener.

Posted by: David Korn at March 06, 2019 02:26 PM (ymnmz)

263 Speaking of dirty toilets I was slightly repulsed to find wastepaper baskets beside toilets in the Bogota airport filled with shitty toilet paper. They don't flush their paper.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 06, 2019 02:13 PM (9HvXs)
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Wow. I have been to Bogota a few times and never seen that in any restroom there. (I mean in decent areas.)

I can't remember for certain that I ever used a restroom at the airport but I'd guess so.
Maybe this was a men's room thing?
Ugh.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille


It's been reported here before, but in a lot countries, their plumbing systems can't handle the paper. True? Don't know.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 02:26 PM (IxRYM)

264 >>I once saw a gentleman give up his toilet seat to a flamboyant young man in an airport restroom.

>I was that gentleman.



Oh, well played.

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 02:26 PM (aBj10)

265 David Corn, the racehorse of the journalism world.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 06, 2019 02:26 PM (FTlwv)

266 In Jackson Hole, WY(!), there are restroom signs encouraging Asian tourists not to squat with their feet on the toilet rim. "Yes/NO!" signs.

Odd.
Posted by: Zod


If YOU had to clean up the result, you wouldn't think so.

Posted by: Jackson at March 06, 2019 02:26 PM (6rX0K)

267 Or am I all confoosed here?


Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 06, 2019 02:24 PM (ZqRa6)

Cornfused.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 02:26 PM (t6MX/)

268 >>> Dem Sen. Hirono: Eliminating Plane Travel Isn't Crazy, Opposing Green New Deal Is "A Crazy Position"

A woman on an island happy to eliminate place travel. Makes sense.

I will agree to this if she is only allowed to paddle to the mainland using her own handmade boat a la Moana. No evil gas polluting boats. She wants that future for us, she gets it too, good and hard.

Posted by: LizLem at March 06, 2019 02:26 PM (hvf9s)

269 Corn lies in all things so I want to start with the first part of his story. David, can you prove you were in the Phoenix airport yesterday?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, from the heart of darkness at March 06, 2019 02:26 PM (LISuA)

270 Is David Corn a leftist or a Ben Shapiro type?
Posted by: espanostifer at March 06, 2019 02:23 PM (HvOGN)

Communist douchebag

Posted by: Jenny at March 06, 2019 02:27 PM (zO1cf)

271 "Dem Sen. Hirono: Eliminating Plane Travel Isn't Crazy, Opposing Green New Deal Is "A Crazy Position"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks



I went to Hawaii a couple years ago, it was OK but no desire to go back unless I win the lottery. I can easily support train-only travel there.

Posted by: Ripley at March 06, 2019 02:27 PM (MxEKc)

272 David Cornhole-leo could always claim that Loopy Cortex is so hot she makes write on bathroom walls.

Posted by: Archer at March 06, 2019 02:27 PM (gmo/4)

273 So he flew back to the Phoenix airport just to take a pic of the bathroom poetry, or does he admit he hangs out in home town airport bathrooms?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 02:23 PM (IxRYM)


This surprises you?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 02:27 PM (plMK3)

274 Its been awhile since I've seen any graffiti in the men's room. On boxcars and buildings, yes, shitter walls, not so much.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 02:23 PM (2LelM)

----------------------

Nowadays graffiti skips the middle man and goes right out on Twitter.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 06, 2019 02:27 PM (ffYR/)

275 In Jackson Hole, WY(!), there are restroom signs encouraging Asian tourists not to squat with their feet on the toilet rim. "Yes/NO!" signs.

Odd.
Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2019 02:22 PM (Bdeb0)

I've seen those signs in both airports and in the bigger turnpike rest stops. If I remember correctly the LA airport and Miami airports.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 06, 2019 02:27 PM (Cg47K)

276 Someone take Mr. Corn to men's room in Penn Station. His head will fucking explode.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 06, 2019 02:24 PM (1beh4)


In all fairness, any sane man would lose his mind over paying $15 for a hot sub, chips, and a drink.

Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 02:27 PM (X12/X)

277 220: Big leftist

Posted by: CN at March 06, 2019 02:27 PM (U7k5w)

278 So Corn, perusing the bathroom graffiti for home decorating advice and dicksucking opportunities, happened upon a doubleplusungoodthink comment...

Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 02:27 PM (LL1Be)

279 241 Someone take Mr. Corn to men's room in Penn Station. His head will fucking explode.
--------------------------
New York or Newark?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 02:27 PM (2LelM)

280 "Dem Sen. Hirono: Eliminating Plane Travel Isn't Crazy, Opposing Green New Deal Is "A Crazy Position"

What a train wreck...Hands down the stupidest senator in Congress

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 06, 2019 02:27 PM (m8J9w)

281 Well, I know one thing. That bathroom could use some bleach.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 06, 2019 02:28 PM (+y/Ru)

282 I see her as more of a Shinning Path Maoist. Check out the eyes again.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 02:25 PM (2LelM)

Hmmm, good eye. More than slightly frantic.

Missing the red book though. Where will she write her lists?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2019 02:28 PM (ycWCI)

283 So he flew back to the Phoenix airport just to take a pic of the
bathroom poetry, or does he admit he hangs out in home town airport
bathrooms?


He was between flights, returning from Ana Navarro's wedding fiesta.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 02:28 PM (ptqGC)

284 Graffiti 1, Corn (uh, I don't know, can you count them, 1,2,3...)

Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2019 02:28 PM (VpIIl)

285 Eliminating Plane Travel Isn't Crazy

No, it's stupid. There is a difference.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2019 02:28 PM (Boy/L)

286 241
Someone take Mr. Corn to men's room in Penn Station. His head will fucking explode.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 06, 2019 02:24 PM (1beh4)


Not it!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 02:28 PM (ymnmz)

287 It's funny because an airline should try to avoid stalls at all costs.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 06, 2019 02:28 PM (m45I2)

288 FBI needs to put this man on the DB Cooper case.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 06, 2019 02:28 PM (LWu6U)

289 @76
The only way I would take a dump in Penn Station is if dysentery threatened to overflow the top of my pants.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 06, 2019 02:28 PM (koNhm)

290 guys why was chris stigall just fired?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 06, 2019 02:28 PM (Rarvo)

291 Why does the odor reek of "mama's boy" here.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 06, 2019 02:28 PM (37IEG)

292 Que?

If a fast-food restaurant attracts or is staffed by "newcomers"- and I'm thinking of one on Shoreline, for instance- you'll run into that unmistakable Mexico aroma.

Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2019 02:29 PM (CMq2e)

293 216 If Corn made the graffiti himself and reported it, he's guilty of filing a false report. Check the handwriting.:

Read the story carefully - he didn't make any report, he just said something stupid on Twitter. And when Airport Security tried to contact him in order to give him the opportunity to make a report, or at least just tell them where it was - he refused to answer.

It's easy to think there was graffiti because, how hard can it be to get a sharpie, draw on a wall and say you found it? None of us can really conceive of anyone stupid enough to take a picture of a wall with nothing on it and then take photoshop and put a smudge on it so you could say that something was there when it wasn't. I mean that would be going full retard to do something that lame.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2019 02:29 PM (Kpl3J)

294 Going through Corn's tweets he seems to be quite the choad.

Posted by: Conqueror of All Foes Cheese at March 06, 2019 02:29 PM (9m9TT)

295 288
FBI needs to put this man on the DB Cooper case.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 06, 2019 02:28 PM (LWu6U)
FBI needs to put this man on the DB Crapper case.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 06, 2019 02:29 PM (37IEG)

296 "Death of Stalin" was a great movie.

Stalin collapses.
"Someone call a doctor!"
"We can't call a doctor..."
"Why not"
"Stalin had them all rounded up and killed".

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at March 06, 2019 02:29 PM (w7KSn)

297 Most people use restrooms in public places, notice the surroundings, then leave.

This fucker examines the graffiti and posts about it online.

Hey, Cornhole. GET A LIFE.

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 02:29 PM (IXZGh)

298 Some European manufacturer and supplier of airport urinals made their urinals with a ceramic fly attached right in the sweet spot . The amount of pee on the floor and walls decreased dramatically.

Genius

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 06, 2019 02:29 PM (zO1cf)

299 It's been reported here before, but in a lot countries, their plumbing systems can't handle the paper. True? Don't know."

True. Been there. Don't shake w/the left hand.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 06, 2019 02:29 PM (6qErC)

300 Of course the dingbat from Hawaii thinks eliminating air travel is a swell idea. As a permanent member of the ruling class she will still get to jet around the world in style and will never have to rub elbows with the riff-raff again.

I really am starting to get a hankering to party like it's 1793.

Posted by: DocJ at March 06, 2019 02:30 PM (fF3XF)

301 261 What's corn doing in a stall with the lid up? He seems like a man who would use a urinal right next to another man and not keep his eyes forward.
Posted by: Downcast at March 06, 2019 02:26 PM (UBcZp)

Don't be that guy. Or the guy who wants to strike up a conversation.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2019 02:30 PM (ycWCI)

302 Call me a provincial rube, but if they can't manage to flush their shitty toilet paper, I just don't need to go there.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 06, 2019 02:30 PM (hjaPQ)

303 I'm confused. Did he fly back to PHX to take the pic? Does he live in PHX and took it when he got home?
This thing is for fucking bizarre and insane.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 06, 2019 02:30 PM (C54sO)

304 how about we just throw hawaii out of the union. shithole filled with train riding window lickers anyway. give it to china or japan.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 06, 2019 02:30 PM (KP5rU)

305 In Jackson Hole, WY(!), there are restroom signs encouraging Asian tourists not to squat with their feet on the toilet rim. "Yes/NO!" signs.


The worst restroom I've ever seen was in a tony (for the USSR) restaurant. Hole in the floor, two footprints to kinda give you a hint.

Unfortunately, too many of the users needed a bombsight. Subsequent users backed off from the drop zone, of course, leading to what might delicately be described as a carpet bombing.

And this in what was billed as a four-star restaurant. A real aperitif.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 02:30 PM (plMK3)

306 A woman on an island happy to eliminate plane travel. Makes sense.

Excellent.


Embargo on!

Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 02:30 PM (LL1Be)

307 He needs to be wearing fox tails.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 06, 2019 02:30 PM (sLicW)

308 The worst shitter I was ever in was in Azerbaijan. For some reason Azerbaijan can't quite make the leap from shithole to cesspool. Truly revolting.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 02:31 PM (2LelM)

309 The only way I would take a dump in Penn Station is if dysentery threatened to overflow the top of my pants.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 06, 2019 02:28 PM (koNhm)


I have a list a mile long of places I wouid never dump in. LOL

But I would love to back up one of pelosi's toilets

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 06, 2019 02:31 PM (m8J9w)

310 "Oh my, what a dope. He was baited into putting a
picture of an airport toilet online. An airport toilet. That's gonna
generate another twist to the plot.




Posted by: artisanal 'ette'

Some motivated autistic is going to find out that photo was some stock image on the internet.

Posted by: Ripley at March 06, 2019 02:31 PM (MxEKc)

311 281 Well, I know one thing. That bathroom could use some bleach.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 06, 2019 02:28 PM (+y/Ru)

RACIST

Posted by: Juicy Smellit at March 06, 2019 02:31 PM (RD7QR)

312 "Dem Sen. Hirono: Eliminating Plane Travel Isn't Crazy, Opposing Green New Deal Is "A Crazy Position"


Dear Maisey, please to take Amtrak to California from DC and then a slow boat from LA to Hawaii just to go back to your district.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 02:31 PM (IxRYM)

313 302 Call me a provincial rube, but if they can't manage to flush their shitty toilet paper, I just don't need to go there.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 06, 2019 02:30 PM (hjaPQ)


Best of all, they want to come here and run things.

Because they're so good at running things back home.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 02:31 PM (plMK3)

314 >>> The left needs a seminar on how to do hate crimes. don't pay by check
don't have friends fake the attack or do the graffiti
don't cry about some inconsequential graffiti that no on even saw (except for the publicity the "victim" gives it)


Add to that: Use a burner phone instead of your own phone to contact your fake assailants

Morons here could plot a better fake hate crime.

Posted by: LizLem at March 06, 2019 02:31 PM (hvf9s)

315 283
So he flew back to the Phoenix airport just to take a pic of the

bathroom poetry, or does he admit he hangs out in home town airport

bathrooms?

He was between flights, returning from Ana Navarro's wedding fiesta.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 02:28 PM (ptqGC)

#LearnToCommode

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 02:31 PM (t6MX/)

316 He's lying. Put it there himself.

"It's amazing how bitter and quick-to-battle some conservatives..."
SJWs always always always project.

Posted by: Flyover at March 06, 2019 02:31 PM (B5K06)

317
In Jackson Hole, WY(!), there are restroom signs encouraging Asian
tourists not to squat with their feet on the toilet rim. "Yes/NO!"
signs.



Odd.

Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2019 02:22 PM (Bdeb0)



I've seen those signs in both airports and in the bigger turnpike
rest stops. If I remember correctly the LA airport and Miami airports.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 06, 2019 02:27 PM (Cg47K)


Main points of entry for people from third world shit holes.


Posted by: Archer at March 06, 2019 02:31 PM (gmo/4)

318 The worst shitter I was ever in was in Azerbaijan.
For some reason Azerbaijan can't quite make the leap from shithole to
cesspool. Truly revolting.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 02:31 PM (2LelM)


Turned down a two-week gig in Tanzania yesterday. I feel good about my decision.

Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 02:32 PM (X12/X)

319 NGU, Sen. Murray's chief of staff is on the line and would like a word with you about that "stupidest senator" comment. (recalls my first data point on Murray, not long after her election, young staffer - of hers - is in a walk-on threesome at the Haines Point golf course near the Jefferson Memorial, and second thing he says after I introduce myself and note I used to work in the Senate - "she's incredibly stupid").


Speaking of stupid, was around Corn a bit back in the day, an extremely friendly and nice guy in person (sort of like Juan Williams), but ...... did in fact come off as sort of dumb.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 06, 2019 02:32 PM (QDnY+)

320 The worst shitter I was ever in was in Azerbaijan"

Turkey. Rural... "pit stop".

Literally.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 06, 2019 02:32 PM (6qErC)

321 293
216 If Corn made the graffiti himself and reported it, he's guilty of filing a false report. Check the handwriting.:



Read the story carefully - he didn't make any report, he just said
something stupid on Twitter. And when Airport Security tried to contact
him in order to give him the opportunity to make a report, or at least
just tell them where it was - he refused to answer.



It's easy to think there was graffiti because, how hard can it be to
get a sharpie, draw on a wall and say you found it? None of us can
really conceive of anyone stupid enough to take a picture of a wall with
nothing on it and then take photoshop and put a smudge on it so you
could say that something was there when it wasn't. I mean that would be
going full retard to do something that lame.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2019 02:29 PM (Kpl3J)


Let it be known that Tom Servo was the first to call this a hoax. In 48 hours we will know if he wins first prize.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 02:32 PM (ymnmz)

322 But I would love to back up one of pelosi's toilets
Posted by: Nevergiveup


Ala the original Dumb and Dumber movie.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 02:32 PM (IxRYM)

323 I took a dump on Mount Sinai once. G-D was looking out for me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 06, 2019 02:32 PM (m8J9w)

324 One of the best Twitter comments:

Things that are shocking:@DavidCornDC apparently pees standing up. I didn't think that @MotherJones allows that much masculinity.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 02:32 PM (ptqGC)

325 I believe Corn when he claims to have pictures of the men's room...he is by nature and temperament a rump-swab.


Rumor has it an orange tabby cat was seen running through the airport with a magic marker clinched in his teeth. #orangecatbad

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at March 06, 2019 02:32 PM (bML9A)

326 304 how about we just throw hawaii out of the union. shithole filled with train riding window lickers anyway. give it to china or japan.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 06, 2019 02:30 PM (KP5rU)


Nah. It's like California - a magical place, it just needs to kick out the shitheads that bring it down.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 02:32 PM (plMK3)

327 There's a corn in poop joke in this somewhere.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2019 02:33 PM (/tuJf)

328 302 Call me a provincial rube, but if they can't manage to flush their shitty toilet paper, I just don't need to go there.
---------------------
Its the same in Ukraine. Seems the pipes can't handle them so you get a used shit paper can next to your shitter. I always wonder if Hitler had occupied Eastern Europe for forty years would this be a problem today.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 02:33 PM (2LelM)

329 Why is there a picture of a Civil War cannon on the wall in the men's room stall?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 06, 2019 02:33 PM (m45I2)

330 I think Corn still has PTSD from the daily swirlies he must have gotten in Junior High.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 06, 2019 02:33 PM (koNhm)

331 It's cute how he blamed "a deplorable."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 02:33 PM (ptqGC)

332 "Dem Sen. Hirono: Eliminating Plane Travel Isn't Crazy, Opposing Green New Deal Is "A Crazy Position"



What a train wreck...Hands down the stupidest senator in Congress

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 06, 2019 02:27 PM (m8J9w)

When they say 'eliminate' they naturally mean for the great unwashed, not themselves. Of course, she'll still be able to fly to Hawaii. It's just such a commonplace assumption that she doesn't notice the contradiction.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 06, 2019 02:33 PM (xxAFD)

333 I was getting pounded from behind so...manfully, my face smudged it.

Posted by: David Cornhole at March 06, 2019 02:34 PM (X+eRS)

334 BREAKING: Federal judge in California grants sweeping 126-page ruling blocking citizenship question from the #2020Census.

Posted by: Ha at March 06, 2019 02:34 PM (MAstk)

335 Most disgusting bathroom I've ever seen was in the movie, Slumdog Millionaire.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 06, 2019 02:34 PM (zO1cf)

336 Puddin' Head - Azerbaijan? Where in particular?


Come to think of it, one of my worst was also in Azerbaijan - the occupied part, though. All of the worst ones on my life-time list were in the USSR or former USSR, and that includes a reasonable sampling in Africa, the MidEast, and Latin America.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 06, 2019 02:34 PM (QDnY+)

337 308 The worst shitter I was ever in was in Azerbaijan. For some reason Azerbaijan can't quite make the leap from shithole to cesspool. Truly revolting.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 02:31 PM (2LelM)

Professional office building in Hyderabad. Literally, a hole in the floor with a nozzled hose next to it.

I held it for 2-hours until I got back to my hotel.

Posted by: DocJ at March 06, 2019 02:34 PM (fF3XF)

338 I always wonder if Hitler had occupied Eastern Europe for forty years would this be a problem today.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 02:33 PM (2LelM)


Of course not. They'd all have toilets with a turd shelf.

Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 02:34 PM (X12/X)

339


I heard he was in there emptying out his drool cup.

Posted by: E buzz at March 06, 2019 02:34 PM (e1OX6)

340 Why is there a picture of a Civil War cannon on the wall in the men's room stall?"

"Come And Take It"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 06, 2019 02:34 PM (6qErC)

341 I always wonder if Hitler had occupied Eastern Europe for forty years would this be a problem today.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 02:33 PM (2LelM)


I gotta admit that is something I have never pondered?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 06, 2019 02:34 PM (m8J9w)

342 How much dumber can the crazy get?

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 06, 2019 02:34 PM (jUVms)

343 I read many of the comments on his twitter thread. VERY heartening to know that many, many more people than the little AoS universe know the score. Some funny stuff, too.

Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2019 02:34 PM (asM0l)

344 ACK!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2019 02:34 PM (d7Ww2)

345 320
The worst shitter I was ever in was in Azerbaijan"



Turkey. Rural... "pit stop".



Literally.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 06, 2019 02:32 PM (6qErC)

Large mobile station right of 95 south just over the boarder int Florida.There was so much shit, paper towels and toilet paper everywhere on the walls floors and ceiling it was like being on the inside of a Nightmare on Elm Street pinata.

I preferred the literal shit hole I once used in Rome.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 02:35 PM (ymnmz)

346 The poop smelled like Walmart.

Posted by: David Corn at March 06, 2019 02:35 PM (koNhm)

347 320 The worst shitter I was ever in was in Azerbaijan"

Turkey. Rural... "pit stop".

Literally.
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Yeah, my Azeri shitter was in a little country town's restaurant. Amazing what people can get used to.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 02:35 PM (2LelM)

348 Of course not. They'd all have toilets with a turd shelf."

Examine this!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 06, 2019 02:35 PM (6qErC)

349 Sponge





Holy smokes, I am REALLY late to this party. Stupid work getting in the way of everything.

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 06, 2019 02:35 PM (d8iVQ)

350 When I had to repair and change my sewage line I changed it from 4 inch to 6 inch, no clogging that line up.

Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2019 02:35 PM (BbGew)

351 NGU, Sen. Murray's chief of staff is on the line and would like a word with you about that "stupidest senator" comment.

Barbara Boxer is Stupidest Senator Emerita.

Undefeated, untied, un-scored upon. Inducted into the Stupid Hall of Fame on the first ballot, by acclamation.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 02:35 PM (plMK3)

352 Those who write on shit house walls, rolls their shit in little balls.

Those who read these rhymes of wit, eat those little balls of shit.

Posted by: the poet at March 06, 2019 02:35 PM (8eFw/)

353 224 BREAKING: Federal judge in California grants sweeping 126-page ruling blocking citizenship question from the #2020Census.
Posted by: Ha at March 06, 2019 02:34 PM (MAstk)

Shocking. I'm sure the fact that such a question could cost that particular state 4-5 seats in the 2020 reapportionment had zip-zilch-nada to do with that ruling.

Posted by: DocJ at March 06, 2019 02:35 PM (fF3XF)

354 306
A woman on an island happy to eliminate plane travel. Makes sense.

Excellent.


Embargo on!


Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 02:30 PM (LL1Be)
What? It won't be a problem when we get the trains to Hawaii built. President Trump even said we can do it when he was at that DEPAK thing the other day.

Posted by: Oscazio Consquestidorio at March 06, 2019 02:35 PM (37IEG)

355 Most disgusting bathroom I've ever seen was in the movie, Slumdog Millionaire.

oh come on the most grotty film bathroom is definitely Trainspotting

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 06, 2019 02:35 PM (Rarvo)

356 ...I always wonder if Hitler had occupied Eastern Europe for forty years would this be a problem today.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 02:33 PM (2LelM)

Socialism is still socialism. Even the famous German industriousness can't hold out against that.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 06, 2019 02:35 PM (xxAFD)

357
341I always wonder if Hitler had occupied Eastern Europe for forty years would this be a problem today.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 02:33 PM (2LelM)


I gotta admit that is something I have never pondered?
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Spend a couple of weeks traveling around Ukraine. All sorts of ideas pop into your head.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 02:36 PM (2LelM)

358 I really backed up a toilet bad in China Town in NYC once way back in the day...grabbed my wife and said we had to get the hell out of dodge quick. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 06, 2019 02:36 PM (m8J9w)

359 263---It's been reported here before, but in a lot countries, their plumbing systems can't handle the paper. True? Don't know.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 02:26 PM (IxRYM)
------------------------------
The systems at decent (not necessarily 5-star, but decent) hotels certainly can. And I don't remember seeing this in women's rooms in nicer places.

But then, I can't positively say I ever used the airport restroom. I would think so --- but maybe I dodged a bullet there!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 06, 2019 02:36 PM (Rxduq)

360 The comment from the airport says they clean the restroom three times daily.

I have never been in a rest stop on the Ohio turnpike that there wasn't someone in there with their three story cart wiping off counters No matter how busy, always have the roll down prison barrier up, blocking off half the restroom. The toilet paper dispensers are so jammed up with new rolls that you can't get the paper to roll out. I think they only hire OCD sufferers to clean restrooms

Posted by: Jen the original at March 06, 2019 02:36 PM (Cg47K)

361 The comments on Twitter are hilarious.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 02:36 PM (ptqGC)

362 -
--
But I would love to back up one of pelosi's toilets

Posted by: Nevergiveup


------------------------

Yep. Upper-decker time.

Posted by: irright at March 06, 2019 02:36 PM (pMGkg)

363 334 BREAKING: Federal judge in California grants sweeping 126-page ruling blocking citizenship question from the #2020Census.
Posted by: Ha at March 06, 2019 02:34 PM (MAstk)

Oooh, Ninth Circuit? Would make reversing it all the more satisfying.

Posted by: Juicy Smellit at March 06, 2019 02:36 PM (RD7QR)

364 Honor culture

Dignity culture

Victim culture <------You are here

Posted by: MJ at March 06, 2019 02:36 PM (gAMkn)

365 I took a dump on Mount Sinai once. G-D was looking out for me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 06, 2019 02:32 PM (m8J9w)


I hate when you duck behind a bush and then the freaking thing catches on fire. How dangerous is that? And now, the only thing around that you had to wipe your ass with is burnt to a crisp.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 06, 2019 02:37 PM (sLicW)

366 Examine this!
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 06, 2019 02:35 PM (6qErC)


My wife mocks me ... but I'm sure I have a money-making idea.

A toilet with an integrated load cell. So that, once and for all, a man can PROVE just how big a dump he just took.

Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 02:37 PM (X12/X)

367 I always wonder if Hitler had occupied Eastern Europe for forty years would this be a problem today.



Posted by: Puddin Head


I keep hoping "Man in the High Castle" will take a story arc into Nazi-occupied Europe and other parts of the world.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 02:37 PM (LL1Be)

368 A woman on an island happy to eliminate plane travel. Makes sense.


Second look at clipper ships?

Posted by: Rollin' down to old Maui at March 06, 2019 02:37 PM (6rX0K)

369 Was going to note the CA federal judge ruling on the census/citizenship issue.


Two things here. First, he used some language that will surely become semi-famous, sort of a Hamdan v. Bush Kennedy Special (on a Geneva Convention issue), wherein he literally says "1 does not = 1".


Second, SCOTUS just took this case, on an expedited basis, in the last 2 weeks. Not intimately familiar with the exact mechanics of this, but pretty sure that when SCOTUS takes a case on a similar/identical question, inferior courts at a minimum stand fast and delay further action until SCOTUS rules.


Given the chaos and lawlessness *within* the very judicial system, over which the pathetic Roberts is presiding, I'm gonna go with "this is nuts" even before expert info can provide more context.


Posted by: rhomboid at March 06, 2019 02:37 PM (QDnY+)

370 Look out! Nanzi's mad!

"We'll if you're not going to listen to me, I'm done talking," Pelosi responded, before *literally* dropping the mic and walking out of the room.

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The issue was whether to stay full socialist or go national socialist.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 06, 2019 02:37 PM (+y/Ru)

371
When they say 'eliminate' they naturally mean
for the great unwashed, not themselves. Of course, she'll still be able
to fly to Hawaii. It's just such a commonplace assumption that she
doesn't notice the contradiction.


Posted by: I like cookies at March 06, 2019 02:33 PM (xxAFD)


This^^^ They don't mean eliminate, they mean take it away form you and save it for them and their peeps.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 02:37 PM (ymnmz)

372
In a list of 'Top 10' - can you beat this moments in my life -- having my factory bathrooms inspected by brilliant orange hard hated (stet) OSHA personnel has to be near the top.

African-American men. Who were enlisted to shut down the very factories there own fathers and grandfathers had gone to work in for decades.

Blexit should be a thing. Niggas got played, pardon my French.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 06, 2019 02:37 PM (jYje5)

373 Oooh, Ninth Circuit? Would make reversing it all the more satisfying.
Posted by: Juicy Smellit at March 06, 2019 02:36 PM (RD7QR)

You haven't been paying attention have you?

Posted by: Justice Roberts at March 06, 2019 02:38 PM (J70i0)

374 290 guys why was chris stigall just fired?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 06, 2019 02:28 PM (Rarvo)

Apparently the station didn't renew his contract. He said he'll post an update on his FB page later.

Posted by: josephistan at March 06, 2019 02:38 PM (7HtZB)

375 Large mobile station right of 95 south just over the boarder int Florida."

Let's see... Ag check, Welcome center.... you know, I may have been there. And yeah.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 06, 2019 02:38 PM (6qErC)

376 224 BREAKING: Federal judge in California grants sweeping 126-page ruling blocking citizenship question from the #2020Census.
Posted by: Ha at March 06, 2019 02:34 PM (MAstk)

Shocking. I'm sure the fact that such a question could cost that particular state 4-5 seats in the 2020 reapportionment had zip-zilch-nada to do with that ruling.
Posted by: DocJ at March 06, 2019 02:35 PM (fF3XF)

Sigh, I believe the Trump administration was anticipating this, as the Dems, etc. all went judge shopping in CA.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 06, 2019 02:39 PM (Cg47K)

377 It's amazing how shitty this stupid fucking world really is.

Posted by: Chris M at March 06, 2019 02:39 PM (eAZVt)

378 The worst restroom I've ever seen was in a tony (for the USSR) restaurant. Hole in the floor, two footprints to kinda give you a hint.

Unfortunately, too many of the users needed a bombsight. Subsequent users backed off from the drop zone, of course, leading to what might delicately be described as a carpet bombing.

And this in what was billed as a four-star restaurant. A real aperitif.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 02:30 PM (plMK3)

Worse for me was a highway "rest area" in Yugoslavia somewhere in what is now Serbia. Toilet overflowing with crap as was the grounds for 50 yards around. It was a literal shit minefield.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 06, 2019 02:39 PM (ufF5c)

379 grafetti on wall of shitter in PENN STATION? OMG OMG

was there dic pic grafetti?

Posted by: Shep at March 06, 2019 02:39 PM (Y274z)

380 I think Ive seen that graffiti. It says If you voted for AOC, you cant shit here because your asshole is in Washington!

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 06, 2019 02:39 PM (/lGcY)

381 Wait....it was on the wall, behind the toilet?

No one writes graffiti there. It's on the wall next to the toilet or on the stall door, for maximum effect, while sitting.

Corn, in this instance, is full of shit. Not the other way around, as with normal people.....after eating corn.

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 02:39 PM (IXZGh)

382 358 I really backed up a toilet bad in China Town in NYC once way back in the day...grabbed my wife and said we had to get the hell out of dodge quick. LOL
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I did the same thing in a restaurant in a shopping mall. Man, was I grateful no one was waiting to get in when I left.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 02:39 PM (2LelM)

383 Juicy sockoff.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 06, 2019 02:39 PM (RD7QR)

384
Make
Hawaii
Independent
Again
Posted by: DocJ


We need Pearl Harbor so we can be the world's unpaid policeman.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2019 02:39 PM (aKsyK)

385 I doubt there is a kernel of truth to this.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 06, 2019 02:40 PM (27fX8)

386 Corn was raised in a Jewish family[5] in White Plains, New York.[6] He attended Brown University where he majored in history and worked for The Brown Daily Herald.[6] After his junior year, he interned at The Nation where he accepted a job as editorial assistant instead of returning to finish his degree.[6] ....

Again and as always, one of these malodorous bolshevik schümers with schiff for brains who'd sock it hard to us in the soros bloomberg style.
And, wants me disarmed.

The tribe has better do some deep cleaning pronto!

Posted by: G6loq at March 06, 2019 02:40 PM (HkgBd)

387 I keep hoping "Man in the High Castle" will take a story arc into Nazi-occupied Europe and other parts of the world.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 02:37 PM (LL1Be)

Considering how bad the third season was, I have hopes for nothing from that show.

Posted by: Justice Roberts at March 06, 2019 02:40 PM (J70i0)

388 thanks josephistan

I'm hearing from peeps that there were salary/contract issues.

well that sucks!

altho honestly chris was getting a little bit too cutesy and spent way too much time chit chatting with the weather girl, etc

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 06, 2019 02:40 PM (Rarvo)

389 369 Was going to note the CA federal judge ruling on the census/citizenship issue.


Two things here. First, he used some language that will surely become semi-famous, sort of a Hamdan v. Bush Kennedy Special (on a Geneva Convention issue), wherein he literally says "1 does not = 1".


Second, SCOTUS just took this case, on an expedited basis, in the last 2 weeks. Not intimately familiar with the exact mechanics of this, but pretty sure that when SCOTUS takes a case on a similar/identical question, inferior courts at a minimum stand fast and delay further action until SCOTUS rules.


Given the chaos and lawlessness *within* the very judicial system, over which the pathetic Roberts is presiding, I'm gonna go with "this is nuts" even before expert info can provide more context.


Posted by: rhomboid at March 06, 2019 02:37 PM (QDnY+)

Short of declaring himself Emperor, Trump is powerless to stop this immigration madness.

Posted by: josephistan at March 06, 2019 02:40 PM (7HtZB)

390 A toilet with an integrated load cell. So that, once and for all, a man can PROVE just how big a dump he just took."

That's a moment of pride in der Fatherland...

*cue up Tom Hanks parading around in "Cast Away" - "I Have Made...."*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 06, 2019 02:40 PM (6qErC)

391

EM CHICKEN BIRYANI FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at March 06, 2019 02:40 PM (GEhPL)

392 If one state flagrantly violates federal immigration law, it should not profit thorough the Census.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 02:40 PM (1ISKN)

393 I doubt there is a kernel of truth to this.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 06, 2019 02:40 PM (27fX


I know. This whole shuck and jive is getting old.

Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 02:41 PM (X12/X)

394 I need a score card. Who is David Corn again?

Posted by: Big V at March 06, 2019 02:41 PM (sN665)

395

Holy smokes, I am REALLY late to this party. Stupid work getting in the way of everything.
Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 06, 2019 02:35 PM (d8iVQ)


Happens to the best of us, man. No worries.

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 02:41 PM (IXZGh)

396 our philly radio is so completely awful tho

I want chris' job! I will work cheeeeep, and I guarantee you I will get the station PLENTY of (negative) publicity, very quickly!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 06, 2019 02:41 PM (Rarvo)

397 I was on an old Soviet mapping ship in the Caspian and thought I could use the head. Opened the hatch and just decided no fucking way. The stench was overwhelming and the heat of compartment oppressive.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 02:42 PM (2LelM)

398 I doubt there is a kernel of truth to this.

He has shucked all pretense of journalism.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 02:42 PM (LL1Be)

399 The Socialists need to spread Socialism throughout the entire world.
Otherwise all the Socialists try to escape to the Capitalist countries and the whole fiction falls apart.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at March 06, 2019 02:42 PM (w7KSn)

400 385 I doubt there is a kernel of truth to this.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 06, 2019 02:40 PM (27fX


It took to 385 to get here?

We're slaking......

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 02:42 PM (IXZGh)

401 "Don't beam me up Scotty; I'm taking a sh|

Posted by: Capt. James T.P. Kirk at March 06, 2019 02:42 PM (6rX0K)

402 I keep hoping "Man in the High Castle" will take a story arc into Nazi-occupied Europe and other parts of the world.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 02:37 PM (LL1Be)

Considering how bad the third season was, I have hopes for nothing from that show.

-----

Yes. Season three was..... tedious.

But, apparently, sneaking in to Super Secret Nazi Research facilities is pretty fucking easy if you just use the abandoned mine tunnel. They *always* open right up into the lab.

Reminded me of a Scooby Doo story line.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2019 02:43 PM (8XRCm)

403 Toilet flirting?

I thought only homos did stuff like that.

Oh wait, David Corn . . . . . I see. Nevermind.

Posted by: EX prezzy Barky Obama at March 06, 2019 02:43 PM (fqUgw)

404 the graffiti probably stated ' alex was here'

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 02:43 PM (gLMhO)

405 The Socialists need to spread Socialism throughout the entire world.
Otherwise all the Socialists try to escape to the Capitalist countries and the whole fiction falls apart.


YES. this is what they mean when they say "socialism has never been tried"

it can ONLY work when there is no escape from it

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 06, 2019 02:43 PM (Rarvo)

406 Podesta collects spanked children art

Corn collects "Bathroom Wall Art and Sharts" pictures


very new age. even more interesting that peeing hookers.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 06, 2019 02:43 PM (Cus5s)

407 Those who write on shit house walls, rolls their shit in little balls.

Those who read these rhymes of wit, eat those little balls of shit.
Posted by: the poet


Don't beam me up yet Scotty. I'm taking a shi

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 02:43 PM (IxRYM)

408 He won't post a pic because he's afraid you'll recognize his handwriting.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 06, 2019 02:43 PM (oVJmc)

409 Posting pictures of anonymous toilet seats ... David Corn is a friggin artistic genius. That pic should be in the MOMA.


Ready-Made graffiti!!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 06, 2019 02:44 PM (tdp7L)

410 355
Most disgusting bathroom I've ever seen was in the movie, Slumdog Millionaire.



oh come on the most grotty film bathroom is definitely Trainspotting

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 06, 2019 02:35 PM (Rarvo)

At a bar in college there was the grottiest one ever and the graffitti was the finest. One toilet one sink, except the sink was used as a urinal and toilet all the time. So one day the management finally got sick of it and raise it up another 8 to 12 inches. Great, except for the fact that the men's basketball team drank for free there. So still a urinal. Few months later it was moved so high that you could hold your arms straight out and wash your hands.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 02:44 PM (ymnmz)

411 In Jackson Hole, WY(!), there are restroom signs encouraging Asian tourists not to squat with their feet on the toilet rim. "Yes/NO!" signs.

That's how you use toilets in Japan etc. They're sunk into the floor and you squat over them, unless its some kinda hoity toity hotel one with a heater and music and a bum massager etc.

No one writes graffiti there. It's on the wall next to the toilet or on the stall door, for maximum effect, while sitting.

Well I mean... what angle do you have to be at to even notice that? What are you DOING in the stall facing that way, on your knees?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 02:44 PM (39g3+)

412 Did Corn also report that someone had scribbled fake pubes around the glory hole with a Sharpie?

Posted by: Roy at March 06, 2019 02:44 PM (xqdqQ)

413 I heard the horror stories of the annual Wing Fest site in upper NY . All the Beer and Wings you can drink or eat.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 06, 2019 02:44 PM (zO1cf)

414 Considering how bad the third season was, I have hopes for nothing from that show.

Posted by: Justice Roberts


No shit. The shoehorning of the gay Gay GAY! storylines were fucking ridiculous.

I kept waiting for a song and dance number.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 02:45 PM (LL1Be)

415 I took a dump on Mount Sinai once. G-D was looking out for me
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 06, 2019 02:32 PM (m8J9w)

_____

Where did you take it and why

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 06, 2019 02:45 PM (flINI)

416 This guy is really fd up. First he reads whatever stuff is on the wall. Then he has his phone out and is taking pictures of stuff in the bathroom stall. Then he touches said wall and rubs at it. Then he tweets about it. No doubt he would have tried to rub out the Trump=Hitler graffiti too. He just be glad that someone didn't leave some herpes on the toilet seat or maybe he was too busy tapping his toes.

Posted by: brindle at March 06, 2019 02:45 PM (Baid6)

417 People would flush shit down the heads on the USS America and there would be floods.

The turds would go from one side to the other as the ship slowly rocked.

Thankfully I was not a Hull Tech. AKA "Turd Wrangler" or "Turd Chaser"

But I did have to work on the turd encrusted electric motors on the CHT tanks. We had a tank to boil them in a special soap.

Posted by: torabora at March 06, 2019 02:45 PM (Y274z)

418 We're slaking......

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 02:42 PM (IXZGh)

=============

Drink!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, from the heart of darkness at March 06, 2019 02:45 PM (LISuA)

419 >>At a bar in college there was the grottiest one ever and the graffitti was the finest. One toilet one sink, except the sink was used as a urinal and toilet all the time

Classy place. The floor must have been too nice there.

Posted by: Roy at March 06, 2019 02:45 PM (xqdqQ)

420 wait I know the graffiti stated
" I sure wish alex were here "

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 02:45 PM (gLMhO)

421 No shit. The shoehorning of the gay Gay GAY! storylines were fucking ridiculous. I kept waiting for a song and dance number.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 02:45 PM (LL1Be)


Say what you will ... after Season Three, I'm cheering for the Reich and the Kempeitai.

Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 02:46 PM (X12/X)

422 Women's bathrooms don't have graffiti but at my last job they had those stupid "if you sprinkle when you tinkle" signs up in every stall.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 06, 2019 02:46 PM (4KIAS)

423 Sorry, Cornhole. She already has a douchebag boyfriend.

Posted by: wth at March 06, 2019 02:46 PM (v0R5T)

424 Pelosi walks out of mtg with Dems as tensions rise.

http://tinyurl.com/y6k657ar

Posted by: Ha at March 06, 2019 02:46 PM (MAstk)

425 I took a dump on Mount Sinai once. G-D was looking out for me
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 06, 2019 02:32 PM (m8J9w)

_____

Where did you take it and why

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 06, 2019 02:45 PM (flINI)

When you gotta go, you gotta go. on a plataue before the final assent.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 06, 2019 02:46 PM (m8J9w)

426 So, what's the over/under on the next time a moronette posts?

'cause women hightail it when the converfefe turns to ... crap.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 06, 2019 02:46 PM (6qErC)

427 But I did have to work on the turd encrusted electric motors on the CHT tanks. We had a tank to boil them in a special soap.


why are there any women at all in the navy

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 06, 2019 02:46 PM (Rarvo)

428 "Here I sit in pain and grief, just gave birth to another Chief". Was a fav...

Posted by: torabora at March 06, 2019 02:47 PM (Y274z)

429 263 Speaking of dirty toilets I was slightly repulsed to find wastepaper baskets beside toilets in the Bogota airport filled with shitty toilet paper. They don't flush their paper.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 06, 2019 02:13 PM (9HvXs)
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Wow. I have been to Bogota a few times and never seen that in any restroom there. (I mean in decent areas.)

I can't remember for certain that I ever used a restroom at the airport but I'd guess so.
Maybe this was a men's room thing?
Ugh.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille


It's been reported here before, but in a lot countries, their plumbing systems can't handle the paper. True? Don't know.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 02:26 PM (IxRYM)

That was common sight when we lived in Hong Kong. Skeeved me out.

Posted by: Tami at March 06, 2019 02:47 PM (cF8AT)

430 No shit. The shoehorning of the gay Gay GAY! storylines were fucking ridiculous.

I kept waiting for a song and dance number.
Posted by: mikeyG


Sorry. The thought of America losing to the Nazis was fucking ridiculous.

Never finished the first episode.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 02:47 PM (IxRYM)

431 David Corn - Dookie Detective

*giggles*

Posted by: SMH at March 06, 2019 02:47 PM (RU4sa)

432 Short of declaring himself Emperor, Trump is powerless to stop this immigration madness.
Posted by: josephistan at March 06, 2019 02:40 PM (7HtZB)

I agree. Thousands of invaders being allowed to circumvent laws and even being elected to office and have regulations changed to suit them, like headwear.
We are long past having any power to stop the invasion and fundamentally changing America.

Posted by: slowdown at March 06, 2019 02:47 PM (fWdPl)

433 Those who write on shit house walls, rolls their shit in little balls.



Those who read these rhymes of wit, eat those little balls of shit.

Posted by: the poet

**
Thats fucking brilliant! And believe me, I know potty humor.

Posted by: Cory Booker at March 06, 2019 02:47 PM (xqfqx)

434 lol Anon a mouse I am a woman!

I'm seriously wondering about any females in the Navy on ships

b/c oh man torabora that is an AWESOME story

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 06, 2019 02:47 PM (Rarvo)

435 Corn in the dookie

BWAHAHAHA!

Posted by: SMH at March 06, 2019 02:47 PM (RU4sa)

436 Too much Corn can lead to diarrhea.

Posted by: Fritz at March 06, 2019 02:48 PM (2Mnv1)

437 Sorry. The thought of America losing to the Nazis was fucking ridiculous.

Never finished the first episode.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 02:47 PM (IxRYM)


I prefer Hogan's Heroes, where they make fun of the dumbass krauts every opportunity.

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 02:48 PM (IXZGh)

438 Fine. Someone wrote something about AOC. Who fucking cares?

There's more ignorant graffiti about Trump on CNN any night of the week.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 06, 2019 02:48 PM (oVJmc)

439 Sorry, Corn, but you're still not relevant.

Nice try with the hoax, though. Next time don't forget the noose and the Subway sandwich.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 02:48 PM (plMK3)

440 Short of declaring himself Emperor, Trump is powerless to stop this immigration madness.
Posted by: josephistan at March 06, 2019 02:40 PM (7HtZB)

Let's talk about this Emperor thing?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 06, 2019 02:48 PM (m8J9w)

441 So somebody was crapping their brains out and thought of AOC?
Makes sense.

Posted by: wth at March 06, 2019 02:48 PM (v0R5T)

442 All I have to ask is whether there's anyone in this country more deserving of hate graffiti than AOC?


Nancy P
Ilhan
Hirono


Lots more.

Posted by: Flyover at March 06, 2019 02:48 PM (B5K06)

443 David Corn, Certified Card Carrying Member of the FusionGPS Fake Russia Collusion Dossier Super Highway to the FBI, makes a crack about the deep state.

Funny.

In any other country he would be hanging from a tree.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 06, 2019 02:48 PM (Mo1SD)

444 When you gotta go, you gotta go. on a plataue before the final assent.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 06, 2019 02:46 PM (m8J9w)

____

My point is why don't we say "Left a dum" instead of take a dump. I would be hesitant to pick mine up

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 06, 2019 02:48 PM (flINI)

445 Sorry, Cornhole. She already has a douchebag boyfriend.

Posted by: wth at March 06, 2019 02:46 PM (v0R5T)


That's okay. I just want to watch, anyway.

Posted by: David Cornhole, Taking Notes at March 06, 2019 02:48 PM (tdp7L)

446 Nancy Pelosi showed up in public with ash smeared on her forehead. I'm starting to think this whole "battle with the unruly freshmen" thing is a huge stunt, to try to make the Democratic Party seem like the adults who are stable and a few loud freshmen are the weird ones.

God being eternally patient, did not strike her dead on the spot for mocking Him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 02:48 PM (39g3+)

447 Yes. Season three was..... tedious.

But, apparently, sneaking in to Super Secret Nazi Research facilities is pretty fucking easy if you just use the abandoned mine tunnel. They *always* open right up into the lab.

Reminded me of a Scooby Doo story line.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2019 02:43 PM (8XRCm)

Well, we have to have episodes filled with homo subplots, turn minor characters into main ones, and throw in new characters we don't care about. So, they had to abbreviate the whole point of the season.

Plus, you only have to rent a hotel room to then assassinate the head of the German Reich.

Posted by: Justice Roberts at March 06, 2019 02:49 PM (J70i0)

448 Now Dave knows all about that Cheech and Chong skit re the Corn in the dog shit? right?

Posted by: torabora at March 06, 2019 02:49 PM (Y274z)

449 Sorry. The thought of America losing to the Nazis was fucking ridiculous.

And yet thousands of immigrants are kicking our ass everyday.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 02:49 PM (LL1Be)

450 Too much Corn can lead to diarrhea.
Posted by: Fritz at March 06, 2019 02:48 PM (2Mnv1)


All contained in nice little packages.

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 02:49 PM (IXZGh)

451 Trump blasting Dems on Twitter over anti-Semitism.

Hahaha

Nancy?

Posted by: Ha at March 06, 2019 02:49 PM (MAstk)

452 "Don't beam me up Scotty; I'm taking a sh|
Posted by: Capt. James T.P. Kirk at March 06, 2019 02:42 PM

Don't beam me up yet Scotty. I'm taking a shi
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 02:43 PM


One stardate ahead of you.

Posted by: Capt. James T.P. Kirk at March 06, 2019 02:49 PM (6rX0K)

453 Short of declaring himself Emperor, Trump is powerless to stop this immigration madness.
Posted by: josephistan at March 06, 2019 02:40 PM (7HtZB)

Let's talk about this Emperor thing?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 06, 2019 02:48 PM (m8J9w)

Out of the proposed solutions I've heard, it has the virtue of not having been tried.

If we're sliding to authoritarianism anyway, as Lewis said, better the robber baron than the moral busybody.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 06, 2019 02:50 PM (J+mig)

454 424 Pelosi walks out of mtg with Dems as tensions rise.

http://tinyurl.com/y6k657ar
Posted by: Ha at March 06, 2019 02:46 PM (MAstk)


Pray for casualties.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 02:50 PM (plMK3)

455 Let me tell you about the time turds saved my life while stranded on Mars.

Posted by: Matt Damon at March 06, 2019 02:50 PM (X12/X)

456 449 Sorry. The thought of America losing to the Nazis was fucking ridiculous.

And yet thousands of immigrants are kicking our ass everyday.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 02:49 PM (LL1Be)

Well we aren't really fighting them, are we?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 02:50 PM (bcbK8)

457 Mr 47% is trying to be relevant again with non-graffiti.

Posted by: CN at March 06, 2019 02:50 PM (U7k5w)

458 One time, in the Navy, we were blowing are sanitary tank overboard because the sanitary pump was broken, and I happen to be OOD. It was a little choppy and every time the wave action would uncover the hole where the dukie was coming out, it would be vaporized into a shit mist and then float on to me and the lookout.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 02:50 PM (1ISKN)

459 448
Now Dave knows all about that Cheech and Chong skit re the Corn in the dog shit? right?

Posted by: torabora at March 06, 2019 02:49 PM (Y274z)


It's Labrador, maaaan

Posted by: Tommy Chong at March 06, 2019 02:50 PM (ymnmz)

460 Trump exploiting big Dem split over resolution.

Perfect.

Posted by: Ha at March 06, 2019 02:51 PM (MAstk)

461 My point is why don't we say "Left a dum" instead of take a dump. I would be hesitant to pick mine up

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 06, 2019 02:48 PM (flINI)

Hum well it was 40 years ago? It should be pretty nice and mummified by now. I guess next time I go back I shoudl check

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 06, 2019 02:51 PM (m8J9w)

462 ace could you say something to remind us who this david corn guy is? i can't be the only one who is clueless. this story sounds funny though

Posted by: Village Idiot at March 06, 2019 02:51 PM (PodaV)

463 456: In no way are we fighting them

Posted by: CN at March 06, 2019 02:52 PM (U7k5w)

464 #437 And Col. Hogan was really shagging the blonde Frauline like a screen door in a hurricane.

Posted by: torabora at March 06, 2019 02:52 PM (Y274z)

465 As someone upthread said, the twitter comments and gifs are absolutely hilarious. I'm still laughing at the gif of Austin Powers trying to turn around the underground cart he has placed in between two walls,

Posted by: Jen the original at March 06, 2019 02:52 PM (Cg47K)

466 Iraqi crappers...

*shudders*

Posted by: SMH at March 06, 2019 02:52 PM (RU4sa)

467 On the contrary, josephistan, Trump declaring himself *president*, in the actual US constitutional sense, would be more than sufficient.


Which would include repudiating the lawless, unconstitutional actions of the judiciary.


That's the point. Doubt there is a single human being in the WH or Trump's orbit who can even imagine upholding his oath to the constitution, which clearly would call for this step.


The minute the administration did *not* repudiate the ridiculous first adverse ruling on the travel EO - in fact the moment the administration did not publicly reject the jurisdiction of the court, and the standing of the plaintiffs, in that matter - it pretty much signaled there would be no rescue of the constitutional system.


Cowering, simpering, watching as material damage is inflicted on the country and millions of individuals, and hoping that some personnel changes will rescue the situation is both stupid and cowardly. As well as a repudiation of the very concept of "rule of law" vs. rule of men.


Posted by: rhomboid at March 06, 2019 02:52 PM (QDnY+)

468 "...he had, allegedly, seen some anti-Alexandria Donkey-Chompers graffiti in a toilet..."
..........

Captain Splatter strikes again!

Posted by: wth at March 06, 2019 02:52 PM (v0R5T)

469 Sorry. The thought of America losing to the Nazis was fucking ridiculous.

And yet thousands of immigrants are kicking our ass everyday.
Posted by: mikeyG


When do we legally get to start shooting them?
Because we killed Nazis.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 02:52 PM (IxRYM)

470 Sorry. The thought of America losing to the Nazis was fucking ridiculous.

Never finished the first episode.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 02:47 PM (IxRYM)

I prefer Hogan's Heroes, where they make fun of the dumbass krauts every opportunity.
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 02:48 PM (IXZGh)

-----

What....Reichmarshall John Smith being married to Aunt Bea isnt funny enough for you??

Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2019 02:52 PM (8XRCm)

471 424 Pelosi walks out of mtg with Dems as tensions rise.

http://tinyurl.com/y6k657ar
Posted by: Ha at March 06, 2019 02:46 PM (MAstk)

The Schadenboner Awakens

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 06, 2019 02:52 PM (RD7QR)

472 Craziest thing I've heard today

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3kad3s4

Posted by: Huck Follywood, from the heart of darkness at March 06, 2019 02:52 PM (LISuA)

473 "Trump exploiting big Dem split over resolution.

Perfect."


Pouncing.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 06, 2019 02:52 PM (883zS)

474 Nancy Pelosi showed up in public with ash smeared on her forehead. I'm starting to think this whole "battle with the unruly freshmen" thing is a huge stunt, to try to make the Democratic Party seem like the adults who are stable and a few loud freshmen are the weird ones.

She and Biden ALWAYS make great show of Ash Wednesday.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2019 02:53 PM (Boy/L)

475 Cornhole. She already has a douchebag boyfriend.

She strikes me as a girl who's very flexible with the idea of loyalty, at least on her part. Her Planned Parenthood card is probably nearing the 'free abortion' punchout number.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 02:53 PM (39g3+)

476 "Trump exploiting big Dem split over resolution.

Perfect."


Pouncing.
Posted by: Joe Mama at March 06, 2019 02:52 PM (883zS)

Seizing.

Posted by: DocJ at March 06, 2019 02:53 PM (fF3XF)

477 458 One time, in the Navy, we were blowing are sanitary tank overboard because the sanitary pump was broken, and I happen to be OOD. It was a little choppy and every time the wave action would uncover the hole where the dukie was coming out, it would be vaporized into a shit mist and then float on to me and the lookout.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 02:50 PM (1ISKN)

---

One of many reasons I didn't follow in Daddy's footsteps and join the Navy.

Posted by: SMH at March 06, 2019 02:53 PM (RU4sa)

478 Jane, I got to overhear a very hilarious convo last year by two loud women, one of whom had come out nicely in her divorce. Probably gets more in alimony per month than my monthly salary. The vacuousness and tone deafness of their everyday boring self cocooned lives was fascinating. I picture your SiL sounding and acting just like them.

Posted by: LizLem at March 06, 2019 02:53 PM (hvf9s)

479 ace could you say something to remind us who this david corn guy is? i can't be the only one who is clueless. this story sounds funny though
Posted by: Village Idiot at March 06, 2019 02:51 PM (PodaV)

_______

He is one of the ladies who writes for Mother Jones

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 06, 2019 02:53 PM (flINI)

480 Less than an hour ago this very same Corn tweets about the bad Russians banning criticism of elected officials "This is Trump's BFF "

Wow

Motherfucker, that's exactly what you just did! You demanded that government resources (the airport) remove something critical of an elected official!

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 06, 2019 02:53 PM (TN1P5)

481 Hum well it was 40 years ago? It should be pretty nice and mummified by now. I guess next time I go back I shoudl check
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 06, 2019 02:51 PM (m8J9w)


As if. I snapped up that tasty treat about five seconds after you walked off.

Posted by: Wild Dog on Mount Sinai at March 06, 2019 02:53 PM (X12/X)

482 420 wait I know the graffiti stated
" I sure wish alex were here "
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 02:45 PM (gLMhO)

AtC?

Cuz I frequently wish she was here.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 02:53 PM (bcbK8)

483 Out of the proposed solutions I've heard, it has the virtue of not having been tried.

If we're sliding to authoritarianism anyway, as Lewis said, better the robber baron than the moral busybody.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 06, 2019 02:50 PM (J+mig)


Trump doesn't have to break any laws to actually fight an invasion. Sure, the courts and Congress working for the invaders make things much more difficult (and they should be held to account) but there are still tools left to the President to defend the nation.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 06, 2019 02:53 PM (tdp7L)

484 467: It makes you wonder who was leading the Administration's legal department?

Posted by: CN at March 06, 2019 02:54 PM (U7k5w)

485 This just in: AOC reports anti-David Corn graffiti in the crapper Congress uses.

She's still answering queries: "Who's David Corn?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 02:54 PM (plMK3)

486 I prefer Hogan's Heroes, where they make fun of the dumbass krauts every opportunity.

Except General Burkhalter, they actually feared him. The only German in the army who wasn't retarded

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 02:54 PM (39g3+)

487 Sitzpinkler.

Posted by: West at March 06, 2019 02:54 PM (7Fa8Y)

488 She and Biden ALWAYS make great show of Ash Wednesday.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2019 02:53 PM (Boy/L)

They're both down with actual infanticide, but still are not refused the sacraments.

Posted by: DocJ at March 06, 2019 02:55 PM (fF3XF)

489 479: He's the guy who released the tape of Romney and the 47%

Posted by: CN at March 06, 2019 02:55 PM (U7k5w)

490 My point is why don't we say "Left a dum" instead of take a dump. I would be hesitant to pick mine up

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 06, 2019 02:48 PM (flINI)


Chicago DJ back in the day had the "Answering Machine Olympics."

Winner one day had the message "I can't come to the phone right now. I'm on the can burnin' a mule" in a thick Chicago accent.

DAMN funny.....

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 02:55 PM (IXZGh)

491
Well we aren't really fighting them, are we?

Well no. Because there is no 'we' to fight. The military is there but instructed not to shoot the barbarians.

America has a giant 5th column dedicated to open borders.

And us.


Why bother picking a war with the US when you can just move the fuck right in and collect free shit?

Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 02:55 PM (LL1Be)

492 What....Reichmarshall John Smith being married to Aunt Bea isnt funny enough for you??
Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2019 02:52 PM (8XRCm)


She's a piece of work. Between her and Mr. Sensitive Gay Resistance Guy - I'm probably out for Season Four.

Unless John Smith caps her. That'll get me back in.

Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 02:55 PM (X12/X)

493 Dems say no Fox News debates allowed in the primary.

I'm sure the gop will say the same about cnn and msnbc right?

The left plays to win. The right....also plays so the ledt can win.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 06, 2019 02:55 PM (YPpSW)

494 Less than an hour ago this very same Corn tweets about the bad Russians banning criticism of elected officials "This is Trump's BFF "

Wow

Motherfucker, that's exactly what you just did! You demanded that government resources (the airport) remove something critical of an elected official!

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 06, 2019 02:53 PM (TN1P5)


LOL.

Well done.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 06, 2019 02:55 PM (tdp7L)

495 I have a lot stories about sewage handling mishaps from the Navy. You'd think we would have figured that out by now.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 02:55 PM (1ISKN)

496 Cornhole. She already has a douchebag boyfriend.

He knows. That's who he's trying to score a date with.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 02:55 PM (plMK3)

497 Also... what guy actually goes into the stalls and drops a deuce on a Public Thunder Jug? I would have to be brown cappin' real bad to do that

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 06, 2019 02:56 PM (flINI)

498 Mark, you're right about Our alex.

but Alexandra cortez gives me indigestion and that's from way over there.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 02:56 PM (gLMhO)

499 It was a little choppy and every time the wave action would uncover the hole where the dukie was coming out, it would be vaporized into a shit mist and then float on to me and the lookout.

Glamour. Nothing but glamour in life in the armed forces. Its a man's life, drenched in glory. Or something.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 02:56 PM (39g3+)

500 *looks at sidebar*

Marvel. Gay character.

Northstar of Alpha Flight.

No one cared.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2019 02:56 PM (7ZOhZ)

501 Except General Burkhalter, they actually feared him.

Major Hockstetter--the Gestapo dude.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2019 02:56 PM (Boy/L)

502 Seizing.
=====

This is about me, isn't it?

*hic*
*twitches*
*gets thrown into van*

Posted by: Hillary at March 06, 2019 02:56 PM (vg8iE)

503 Was there graffiti inside the tank?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 06, 2019 02:57 PM (iGMQA)

504 495 I have a lot stories about sewage handling mishaps from the Navy. You'd think we would have figured that out by now.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 02:55 PM (1ISKN)

---

Burning shit wasn't so bad after all.

Posted by: SMH at March 06, 2019 02:57 PM (RU4sa)

505 Trump doesn't have to break any laws to actually fight an invasion. Sure, the courts and Congress working for the invaders make things much more difficult (and they should be held to account) but there are still tools left to the President to defend the nation.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair


Put the 101st & 82nd on the border and seal it.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 02:57 PM (IxRYM)

506 477
458 One time, in the Navy, we were blowing are sanitary tank overboard
because the sanitary pump was broken, and I happen to be OOD. It was a
little choppy and every time the wave action would uncover the hole
where the dukie was coming out, it would be vaporized into a shit mist
and then float on to me and the lookout.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 02:50 PM (1ISKN)



---



One of many reasons I didn't follow in Daddy's footsteps and join the Navy.

Posted by: SMH at March 06, 2019 02:53 PM (RU4sa)

I have a phantom shitter story.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 02:57 PM (t6MX/)

507 He thinks it amazing "how quick to battle conservatives" are.

This from a guy who got upset enough at alleged graffiti in an airport restroom that he took photos and contacted the proper authorities.


Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 06, 2019 02:57 PM (37IEG)

508 It's just a distraction from the soon to be released video of Corn giving some little boy a handy in the Phoenix airport men's room.

Posted by: wth at March 06, 2019 02:57 PM (v0R5T)

509 Nancy will be using the the lefts favorite method of debate to get all the Dems on the same page.

"Shut-up" she explained.

Probably wont work very well with her little socialist darlings

Posted by: Ripley at March 06, 2019 02:57 PM (MxEKc)

510 anyway I've never understood the writing on walls thing, seems like something a toddler does .

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 02:57 PM (gLMhO)

511 Written in magic dogwhistle marker which only rednecks and the truly woke can see!

Posted by: 5Cats at March 06, 2019 02:57 PM (qGqKN)

512 500
*looks at sidebar*

Marvel. Gay character.

Northstar of Alpha Flight.

No one cared.


Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2019 02:56 PM (7ZOhZ)

Do the gay hero's have gay villians?

Posted by: Tommy Chong at March 06, 2019 02:57 PM (ymnmz)

513 lol willow

Posted by: SMH at March 06, 2019 02:57 PM (RU4sa)

514 When do we legally get to start shooting them?

Because we killed Nazis.

Great question. I want it answered too.


Because in the meantime, they are robbing us blind and invading territory in ways that the Nazis only dreamed of.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 02:57 PM (LL1Be)

515 >>> Pelosi walks out of mtg with Dems as tensions rise. http://tinyurl.com/y6k657ar Posted by: Ha at March 06, 2019 02:46 PM (MAstk)
The Schadenboner Awakens Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 06, 2019 02:52 PM (RD7QR)

According to that link, Pelosi is getting in further trouble because she used a bacon analogy in the talks, which might offend Omar and other Muslims.

Dems eating dems...why did I not invest in popcorn futures when I had the chance!

Posted by: LizLem at March 06, 2019 02:57 PM (hvf9s)

516 Has the studio signed on to the no boys allowed to see Captain Marvel thing?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 06, 2019 02:58 PM (YPpSW)

517 He didn't take a pic because the ink was still drying... also he spelled something wrong too.

Posted by: 5Cats at March 06, 2019 02:58 PM (qGqKN)

518 I think Pelosi should take that yuuuge gavel and clock omar with it, and maybe a little backhand to cortex.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 02:58 PM (gLMhO)

519 Dems say no Fox News debates allowed in the primary.

In THEIR primary.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 02:58 PM (plMK3)

520 Unless John Smith caps her. That'll get me back in.

Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 02:55 PM (X12/X)

----

Or we get to see Julianna's tits.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2019 02:58 PM (8XRCm)

521 And Col. Hogan was really shagging the blonde Frauline like a screen door in a hurricane.
Posted by: torabora at March 06, 2019 02:52 PM (Y274z)


I think he actually married her.....was his 2nd wife, I think.

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 02:58 PM (IXZGh)

522 Why is the graffiti signed 'Jussie Smolette'? "/

Posted by: 5Cats at March 06, 2019 02:58 PM (qGqKN)

523 According to that link, Pelosi is getting in further trouble because she used a bacon analogy in the talks, which might offend Omar and other Muslims.

This is getting EVEN STUPIDER.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2019 02:59 PM (Boy/L)

524 500 *looks at sidebar*

Marvel. Gay character.

Northstar of Alpha Flight.

No one cared.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2019 02:56 PM (7ZOhZ)

They cared. They were planting a flag.

Years later, here we are.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 02:59 PM (bcbK8)

525 The graffiti is calling from INSIDE the house

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 06, 2019 02:59 PM (YPpSW)

526 According to that link, Pelosi is getting in further trouble because she used a bacon analogy in the talks, which might offend Omar and other Muslims.

If THAT offended Omar and the other Muslims, they should just pour a couple of Scotches into me tonight and brace themselves.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 02:59 PM (plMK3)

527 Parked 45 minute boat ride out in Naples Harbor you can and smell the sewage...at least 35 years ago.

Posted by: torabora at March 06, 2019 02:59 PM (Y274z)

528 472
Craziest thing I've heard today

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3kad3s4

Posted by: Huck Follywood, from the heart of darkness at March 06, 2019 02:52 PM (LISuA)

Did you read Ace's post about the shithouse rat?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 02:59 PM (t6MX/)

529 Guess will repost this:

I had a deja vu WTF moment at work today.



Helping answer this older woman's questions about her smart TV and
little bells of recognition are going off. Keep helping her and it
finally hits. The glasses, how the dark blonde silvering hair is permed,
the scarf, and dark gray jacket.



Then I realized 'I am talking to Hillary's twin.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2019 02:59 PM (7ZOhZ)

530 I think he actually married her.....was his 2nd wife, I think.

Not sure marriage meant a great deal to Bob Crane.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2019 02:59 PM (Boy/L)

531 It was a book on economics.

Posted by: dcore42@gmail.com at March 06, 2019 03:00 PM (QGdDN)

532 Holy Moses. What a limp rag Corn is. He should kill himself to make room for someone more useful.

Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at March 06, 2019 03:00 PM (huES0)

533 510 anyway I've never understood the writing on walls thing, seems like something a toddler does .
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 02:57 PM (gLMhO)

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In Iraq, it was mostly FTA, Chuck Norris jokes, and crudely drawn genitalia.

I quit wondering after the third trip downrange.

Posted by: SMH at March 06, 2019 03:00 PM (RU4sa)

534 shudder, Anna. why oh why!?

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:00 PM (gLMhO)

535 feck.. mixed that up.

Posted by: Blanco at March 06, 2019 03:00 PM (QGdDN)

536 514: Because Ivanka would cry.

Whatever happened to ending birthright citizenship?

Any update on ending "we love the dreamers" DACA?

Posted by: CN at March 06, 2019 03:00 PM (U7k5w)

537 I have a phantom shitter story.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 02:57 PM (t6MX/)

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F4's had shitters????

I knew they were a big heavy fighter, but sheesh.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2019 03:00 PM (8XRCm)

538 I have a lot stories about sewage handling mishaps from the Navy. You'd think we would have figured that out by now.


Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 02:55 PM

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You do not want to be sitting on the $hitter when they decide to do some unannounced hydroblasting of the sewer lines two decks below you.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 06, 2019 03:00 PM (JUOKG)

539 Sidebar: Rumor: Marvel hot to add its first gay character in the Eternals movie

It's almost as if they're trying to kill that franchise.

Posted by: DocJ at March 06, 2019 03:00 PM (fF3XF)

540 No one cared.

It annoyed the hell out of me because he was turned queer not because of character or creativity, but just "hey, guys, we need a pouf over here! What character does literally no one care about?"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 03:00 PM (39g3+)

541 They cared. They were planting a flag.



Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 02:59 PM (bcbK


We have a winner.

Everything is a battle to them. Don't like it ? Then fight or conform. Because simply not caring and somehow "being above it all" ain't gonna' be allowed.

Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 03:00 PM (X12/X)

542 Anna,

She must have a bunch of them, because I see them everywhere.

Posted by: SMH at March 06, 2019 03:01 PM (RU4sa)

543 As pigs are delivered to the slaughterhouse, activists offer water and comfort to the doomed

Who mourns the soft shell crabs?

Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 03:01 PM (LL1Be)

544 #488 It's the church's lack of authenticity that leads to my contempt for it.

Posted by: torabora at March 06, 2019 03:01 PM (Y274z)

545 SMH, damn it, maybe we should take away the crayons.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:02 PM (gLMhO)

546 Quicksilver is an Eternal and they made him gay iirc.The other gay guy in the Marvel Universe goes way back to the 80's.Northstar of Alpha Flight (a French Canadian natch)

Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2019 03:02 PM (BXMxN)

547 Willow, she was even more like Hillary than at first glance since she blew up her own email account for a week.

But she was walking under her own power, did not slur her speech, or stagger into a bollard.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2019 03:02 PM (7ZOhZ)

548 470 Sorry. The thought of America losing to the Nazis was fucking ridiculous.

Never finished the first episode.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 02:47 PM (IxRYM)

It's actually not ridiculous at all. Although I don't recall the scenario that show uses, imagine that Churchill is tossed out of office and England sues for peace after the Dunkirk disaster - that was a closer call than you think. Then supposes that all of the Pacific Carriers were in Pearl Harbor on Dec 7, 1941, and were sunk right at the start.

Then, with no other distractions, Hitler concentrates on Russia and defeats Stalin that first year. After that, the Reich is successful with its heavy water experiments, and develops A-bombs PLUS ballistic missiles, based on the V-2, years ahead of the Americans.

It's an easy win for them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2019 03:02 PM (k1TUh)

549 I see the Marvel Sue is down to 61%. I figure the few that were willing to talk about how bad it is have broken the firewall.

Posted by: Justice Roberts at March 06, 2019 03:02 PM (J70i0)

550 Shithouse graffiti is our most dire problem. Welcome to the greatest time in American history. All of our problems have been solved but one!


Give me a fucking break. Gah, I hate the dim/commie/uniparty left.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 06, 2019 03:02 PM (0OmEj)

551 >>> Dems say no Fox News debates allowed in the primary.

Because they know FOX would bring up the rampant antisemitism in the DNC as a question, and they can't have that.

I want a debate question asking the dems how many genders there are, but alas, the answer will be blowing in the wind.

Posted by: LizLem at March 06, 2019 03:02 PM (hvf9s)

552 Helping answer this older woman's questions about her smart TV and little bells of recognition are going off. Keep helping her and it finally hits. The glasses, how the dark blonde silvering hair is permed, the scarf, and dark gray jacket.


Then I realized 'I am talking to Hillary's twin.'
Posted by: Anna Puma



The leaky Depends smell hits you?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 03:02 PM (IxRYM)

553 We're gonna need a bigger rabbit hole.

Posted by: Burger Chef at March 06, 2019 03:02 PM (RuIsu)

554 510 anyway I've never understood the writing on walls thing, seems like something a toddler does .
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 02:57 PM (gLMhO)


Now totally supplanted by Twitter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 03:02 PM (plMK3)

555 It's almost as if they're trying to kill that franchise.

Its pretty much stillborn anyway. Agents of SHEESH sucked and pushing the Enternals into it didn't help any, it was a dumb and annoying storyline with no one to like. Even yet another one of Joss Whedon's power waifs couldn't make it work.

But they don't have the X-Men, so they're trying to make a version of their own.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 03:03 PM (39g3+)

556 #437 And Col. Hogan was really shagging the blonde Frauline like a screen door in a hurricane.

Posted by: torabora at March 06, 2019 02:52 PM (Y274z)
.......

He was the Captain Kirk of Stalag 13.

Posted by: wth at March 06, 2019 03:03 PM (v0R5T)

557 545 SMH, damn it, maybe we should take away the crayons.
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:02 PM (gLMhO)

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Sharpies.

The CSM tried to put a stop to it.

Did not work.

Posted by: SMH at March 06, 2019 03:03 PM (RU4sa)

558
Jane, I got to overhear a very hilarious convo last year by two loud
women, one of whom had come out nicely in her divorce. Probably gets
more in alimony per month than my monthly salary. The vacuousness and
tone deafness of their everyday boring self cocooned lives was
fascinating. I picture your SiL sounding and acting just like them.

Posted by: LizLem at March 06, 2019 02:53 PM (hvf9s)


When my FiL died, the life coach invited the family back to her lovely home, where we were greeted by uniformed waiters with trays of champagne.

She's a piece of work. I feel so sorry for her ex. Oh, and she was on another vaycay when the memorial for her murdered cousin took place. The now-ex brought my MiL to the memorial.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 03:03 PM (ptqGC)

559 Because Ivanka would cry.

And there you go again...

Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 03:03 PM (LL1Be)

560 2,000%+ increase (oh, yes) in family unit apprehensions* at the southern border since the low-point of the "Trump Effect" in April 2017.


Trump's mere taking of power produced a dramatic - but temporary - reduction in border violations/crossings of all kinds. A nice but wasted reminder to all that will, and perceptions thereof, are critical.


The Trump Effect was essentially gone by last summer, and the fall election coincided with/helped cause? a dramatic ramp-up, which continues.


Still checking, but so far haven't found any evidence that the Ilhan Omar situation has reduced border crossings, drug cartel operations, catch-and-release becoming a flood, or slowed the galloping usurpation of (central, key) executive powers by the "judiciary". But I'm sure it will be a resource for rich Twitter snark for a week or so, so let's not lose sight of it.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 06, 2019 03:03 PM (QDnY+)

561 Anna, I expect we should feel sorry for her, what a burden to bare.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:03 PM (gLMhO)

562 I see the Marvel Sue is down to 61%. I figure the few that were willing to talk about how bad it is have broken the firewall.

Imagine how lame it must be for even Disney-paid SJW stooges to give it tepid reviews

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 03:03 PM (39g3+)

563 Dems say no Fox News debates allowed in the primary.

GOPe should counter that only Fox, OANN and Breitbart will be allowed to host their debates.

Posted by: DocJ at March 06, 2019 03:04 PM (fF3XF)

564 Now totally supplanted by Twitter.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 03:02 PM (plMK3)

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Just be nice to Chuck Tard of they will permanently ban you

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 06, 2019 03:04 PM (flINI)

565 It's actually not ridiculous at all. Although I don't recall the scenario that show uses, imagine that Churchill is tossed out of office and England sues for peace after the Dunkirk disaster - that was a closer call than you think. Then supposes that all of the Pacific Carriers were in Pearl Harbor on Dec 7, 1941, and were sunk right at the start.

Then, with no other distractions, Hitler concentrates on Russia and defeats Stalin that first year. After that, the Reich is successful with its heavy water experiments, and develops A-bombs PLUS ballistic missiles, based on the V-2, years ahead of the Americans.

It's an easy win for them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2019 03:02 PM (k1TUh)


I believe that the show has Roosevelt assassinated in the 30s combined with Churchill being forced out of office.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 06, 2019 03:04 PM (wCmLp)

566 Because they know FOX would bring up the rampant antisemitism in the DNC as a question, and they can't have that.

I want a debate question asking the dems how many genders there are, but alas, the answer will be blowing in the wind.
Posted by: LizLem at March 06, 2019 03:02 PM (hvf9s)


I want a different format: each side has someone posing questions to the opposing candidate, and the moderator exists solely to keep people to time.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 03:04 PM (plMK3)

567 AOC is so stupid when she heard this story she started checking her turds for kernels.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 06, 2019 03:04 PM (Mo1SD)

568 BTW did anybody hear from Soothsayer?


He went to the ER last night after slipping and falling on ice. Injured knee.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 03:05 PM (LL1Be)

569
Sharpies.

The CSM tried to put a stop to it.

Did not work.
Posted by: SMH at March 06, 2019 03:03 PM (RU4sa)


DickSquid demands to roam free through the shitters of the world.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 06, 2019 03:05 PM (wCmLp)

570 Sorry. The thought of America losing to the Nazis was fucking ridiculous.



Never finished the first episode.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 02:47 PM (IxRYM)



It's actually not ridiculous at all. Although I don't recall the
scenario that show uses, imagine that Churchill is tossed out of office
and England sues for peace after the Dunkirk disaster - that was a
closer call than you think. Then supposes that all of the Pacific
Carriers were in Pearl Harbor on Dec 7, 1941, and were sunk right at the
start.



Then, with no other distractions, Hitler concentrates on Russia and
defeats Stalin that first year. After that, the Reich is successful
with its heavy water experiments, and develops A-bombs PLUS ballistic
missiles, based on the V-2, years ahead of the Americans.



It's an easy win for them.


Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2019 03:02 PM

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How do they get across and ocean to conquer a nation that outnumbers them 2 to one and literally has a rifle behind every blade of grass?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 06, 2019 03:05 PM (JUOKG)

571
Why bother picking a war with the US when you can just move the fuck right in and collect free shit?
Posted by: mikeyG


Exactly. Everybody else can cut back on their military. They sure don't need it against us.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2019 03:05 PM (aKsyK)

572 Just be nice to Chuck Tard of they will permanently ban you
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 06, 2019 03:04 PM (flINI)


I'm not on Twitter, so ban away, comrades!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 03:05 PM (plMK3)

573 Dems say no Fox News debates allowed in the primary.

On the off chance that they'd actually be asked a challenging question.

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 03:05 PM (IXZGh)

574 Between the Smollett fiasco and this, not to mention decades ago made-up outrage about Matthew Shepard etc, etc, how long before the Left (aka Democrats) actually creates a real world - with many dead people - Reichstag Fire so they can complete their totalitarian takeover of America?

Posted by: LGoPs at March 06, 2019 03:05 PM (S4VYa)

575 According to that link, Pelosi is getting in further trouble because she used a bacon analogy in the talks, which might offend Omar and other Muslims.

..

Charge her with a hate crime.

Posted by: Ha at March 06, 2019 03:05 PM (MAstk)

576 100 years ago post ww1 the world was less insane than it is today. Which is insane in and of itself.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 06, 2019 03:05 PM (YPpSW)

577 LOL CAIE

Posted by: SMH at March 06, 2019 03:05 PM (RU4sa)

578 -
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"Marvel. Gay character."

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Silver Butthole-Surfer?

Posted by: irright at March 06, 2019 03:06 PM (pMGkg)

579 548 470 Sorry. The thought of America losing to the Nazis was fucking ridiculous.

Never finished the first episode.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 02:47 PM (IxRYM)

It's actually not ridiculous at all. Although I don't recall the scenario that show uses, imagine that Churchill is tossed out of office and England sues for peace after the Dunkirk disaster - that was a closer call than you think. Then supposes that all of the Pacific Carriers were in Pearl Harbor on Dec 7, 1941, and were sunk right at the start.

Then, with no other distractions, Hitler concentrates on Russia and defeats Stalin that first year. After that, the Reich is successful with its heavy water experiments, and develops A-bombs PLUS ballistic missiles, based on the V-2, years ahead of the Americans.

It's an easy win for them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2019 03:02 PM (k1TUh)

If the Japanese had sunk every carrier we had in 1941, by 1943, we would have outnumbered them in carriers again.

Japanese industrial production simply could not keep pace with the US.

I can see a scenario where Hitler takes Europe. I can even see him taking Russia and Europe but logistically, there's no way he takes the CONSUS.

The Man in the High Castle fails the sniff test, like most of Phillip K. Dick's output. Ideas but nothing else.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 03:06 PM (bcbK8)

580 Just be nice to Chuck Tard of they will permanently ban you
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 06, 2019 03:04 PM (flINI)


Chuck Tard.

BWWWWWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 03:06 PM (IXZGh)

581 488 She and Biden ALWAYS make great show of Ash Wednesday.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2019 02:53 PM (Boy/L)

They're both down with actual infanticide, but still are not refused the sacraments.
Posted by: DocJ at March 06, 2019 02:55 PM (fF3XF)
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The Imposition of Ashes is not a sacrament.
A hobo off the street can receive that.
And heaven knows those two need to repent, no?
(Fat chance, but....)

The Bp. of San Francisco instructed priests in his diocese to withhold the Eucharist from Pelosi until she repents.
This was a couple of years ago.
The MFM didn't report it. Of course.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 06, 2019 03:06 PM (Rxduq)

582 Here I sit
Pants at my knee
Giving birth to another AOC

Posted by: Shitbird at March 06, 2019 03:06 PM (sox4v)

583
Lexi Donkey-Chompers: "What are these chunks of corn doing in my stool?"

Restroom Attendant: "Looks like they're blowing you kisses, Congresscrunt."

Posted by: potty humor is NEVER NOT a thing at March 06, 2019 03:06 PM (pNxlR)

584 GOPe should counter that only Fox, OANN and Breitbart will be allowed to host their debates.
Posted by: DocJ at March 06, 2019 03:04 PM (fF3XF)


Political Parties should shit-can primaries and debates entirely. Go with a Battle Royal format. An honest-to-God Battle Royal. Come as you are, over the top rope elimination. Not this lame ass Royal Rumble shit, we're talking old school NWA Bunkhouse Stampede.


I register for life with the first party that does that.

Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 03:06 PM (X12/X)

585 SMH,

Biggus Dickus apparently visited Hadrian's Wall and left some graffiti.

https://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=85331

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2019 03:06 PM (7ZOhZ)

586 Oh wait I guess that was Inhumans that SHIELD failed to launch, this is Eternals, one of those boring Marvel universe cosmic groups no one cares about.

Frankly I'm bored with the MCU. I am hoping Shazam does well so DC can start putting out fun stuff.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 03:06 PM (39g3+)

587 Also, it seems that the Phantom Shitter roams all the branches.

Posted by: SMH at March 06, 2019 03:06 PM (RU4sa)

588 It appears that there is more evidence (not mention an official FEC complaint) that Chompers and her CoS did something naught with campaign money than there is evidence of some AoS "grafitti" in an airport restroom. But I'm sure David Corn is right on that campaign hanky-panky story.

Posted by: mrp at March 06, 2019 03:06 PM (Pqytn)

589 How do they get across and ocean to conquer a nation that outnumbers them 2 to one and literally has a rifle behind every blade of grass?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman


How do they beat Stalin?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 03:06 PM (IxRYM)

590
All the Nazi's had to do to win WWII was NOT invade Russia. Until later anyway. And they ALMOST pulled off taking Stalingrad anyway.

Take Stalingrad, the Soviets collapse.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2019 03:06 PM (8XRCm)

591 You see signs all over Russelville, AR directing the proper disposal of the papel hygenico. Thank you, Tyson Foods.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 06, 2019 03:07 PM (xzqr4)

592
They're both down with actual infanticide, but still are not refused the sacraments.

Posted by: DocJ at March 06, 2019 02:55 PM


At some point in time in the future I hope the Catholic Church figures this shit out and slaps those bitches (Pelosi and Biden) smack across the mouth as they approach.

Until then it's Cathexit.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 06, 2019 03:07 PM (jYje5)

593 Posted by: rhomboid at March 06, 2019 02:52 PM (QDnY+)

The buck stops with Trump and I believe he made a big error not focusing on the wall and immigration like laser after his inauguration but I really blame his political advisers who should have known better on how the Dems work in DC.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 06, 2019 03:07 PM (zO1cf)

594 568 BTW did anybody hear from Soothsayer?


He went to the ER last night after slipping and falling on ice. Injured knee.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 03:05 PM (LL1Be)

Oh Jeez, no. Didn't hear that. I saw him on the site yesterday or Monday.

I hope he's ok.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 03:07 PM (bcbK8)

595 Hahaha Anna!

Posted by: SMH at March 06, 2019 03:07 PM (RU4sa)

596 How do they get across and ocean to conquer a nation
that outnumbers them 2 to one and literally has a rifle behind every
blade of grass?


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 06, 2019 03:05 PM (JUOKG)


Hell, they didn't have enough landing craft to cross 20 miles of English Channel, let alone the entire Atlantic Ocean!

Posted by: LGoPs at March 06, 2019 03:07 PM (S4VYa)

597 According to that link, Pelosi is getting in further trouble because she used a bacon analogy in the talks, which might offend Omar and other Muslims.

Dems eating dems...why did I not invest in popcorn futures when I had the chance!
Posted by: LizLem at March 06, 2019 02:57 PM (hvf9s)
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Interesting. What kind of bacon analogy can one use in a Democratic caucus meeting?

Posted by: WisRich at March 06, 2019 03:07 PM (G0vdT)

598 maybe Cornholed is trying to get some of that sweet sweet Fake Hate Crime action

Posted by: Grad School Fool at March 06, 2019 03:07 PM (swEzU)

599 Chuck Tard.

BWWWWWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 03:06 PM (IXZGh)

_____

I thought so. Twatter didn't. It was his complaint against me that got me banned.

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 06, 2019 03:07 PM (flINI)

600 The Man in the High Castle fails the sniff test, like most of Phillip K. Dick's output. Ideas but nothing else.

Yeah brilliant idea guy but often pretty weak delivery. His books are really meandering and oddly distracted.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 03:07 PM (39g3+)

601 I register for life with the first party that does that.
Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 03:06 PM (X12/X)

I'm easier to please. I'd be perfectly fine with a Lincoln/Douglass style format. No moderator. If they start brawling on stage then that's all the more fun.

Posted by: DocJ at March 06, 2019 03:07 PM (fF3XF)

602
I want a different format: each side has someone posing questions to the opposing candidate, and the moderator exists solely to keep people to time.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 03:04 PM (plMK3)

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But msm reporters are 100% unbiased. How dare you besmirch their integrity?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 06, 2019 03:08 PM (YPpSW)

603 How do they get across and ocean to conquer a nation that outnumbers them 2 to one and literally has a rifle behind every blade of grass?

It takes a great deal of suspension of disbelief. The Germans, Italians, and Japanese had ZERO long-term strategy for how to hold what they conquered. Having said that, there were a couple of moments where the war, especially in Europe, was a close run thing.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2019 03:08 PM (Boy/L)

604 Legitimately LOL-ed at "SHITHOUSE SLEUTH"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2019 03:08 PM (Ct55T)

605 How do they get across and ocean to conquer a nation that outnumbers them 2 to one and literally has a rifle behind every blade of grass?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 06, 2019 03:05 PM (JUOKG)

Nukes with the missile means to deliver them.

Posted by: Justice Roberts at March 06, 2019 03:08 PM (J70i0)

606 No way that dude pees standing up

Posted by: Batterup at March 06, 2019 03:08 PM (U2JQS)

607 A woman fighter pilot...who apparently doesn't fear taking a missile up her tailpipe...says she was afraid to report her rape.

Is this peak stupid?

Posted by: torabora at March 06, 2019 03:08 PM (Y274z)

608 This Captain Marvel bint looks like she backed into a fan and it disassedher.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at March 06, 2019 03:08 PM (JNTt1)

609 I can see a scenario where Hitler takes Europe. I can even see him taking Russia and Europe but logistically, there's no way he takes the CONSUS.

The Man in the High Castle fails the sniff test, like most of Phillip K. Dick's output. Ideas but nothing else.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


Even if the US & England sat out, I don't see Germany taking Russia.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 03:08 PM (IxRYM)

610 I want a different format: each side has someone posing questions to the
opposing candidate, and the moderator exists solely to keep people to
time
provide weapons and taunt their lack of courage.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 03:04 PM (plMK3)

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 03:08 PM (t6MX/)

611 I can see a scenario where Hitler takes Europe. I can even see him taking Russia and Europe but logistically, there's no way he takes the CONSUS.

Mark, I am no strategist or historian so don't have a clue whether it was possible or not.

But those Americans in the trenches and on the battlefield sure thought it was possible, I bet.
They sure weren't fighting for love of Europe and Asia.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 03:09 PM (LL1Be)

612 Actually, just take today's America and change nothing else about WWII and there'd be a decent chance of Axis victories once the going got tough. Not a serious country, and that applies as much if not more to the "right" as the rest.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 06, 2019 03:09 PM (QDnY+)

613 David Corn ist ein Sitzpinkler

Posted by: Guzalot at March 06, 2019 03:09 PM (prSvo)

614 590
All the Nazi's had to do to win WWII was NOT invade Russia. Until later anyway. And they ALMOST pulled off taking Stalingrad anyway.

Take Stalingrad, the Soviets collapse.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2019 03:06 PM (8XRCm)

Either the Germans invaded Russia or Russia invades Germany, after given more time for production and preparation.

I'm not convinced Stalin would have quit even if Stalingrad fell. The Ural factories were fully manned.

Russia is BIG, yo.

You need a dead Stalin to have Russians surrendering to Germans.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 03:09 PM (bcbK8)

615 586
Oh wait I guess that was Inhumans that SHIELD failed to launch, this is
Eternals, one of those boring Marvel universe cosmic groups no one cares
about.



Frankly I'm bored with the MCU. I am hoping Shazam does well so DC can start putting out fun stuff.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 03:06 PM (39g3+)


Yep Imma hang up on MCU after Endgame. But I may just go see Captain Marvel in the theater to experience the awfulness on the grandest scale. I think I'll buy a ticket to Greenbook though, and slip into Capt Marv.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 03:09 PM (ymnmz)

616 BTW did anybody hear from Soothsayer?


He went to the ER last night after slipping and falling on ice. Injured knee.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 03:05 PM (LL1Be)


Can he get his left nut reattached while he's there?

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 03:09 PM (IXZGh)

617 Biggus Dickus apparently visited Hadrian's Wall and left some graffiti.

The pyramids at Giza and temples at Luxor have Egyptian graffiti overwritten by Greek graffiti in turn overwritten by Roman graffiti overwritten by French graffiti overwritten by English graffiti.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 03:09 PM (plMK3)

618 There is no way Germany could ever have defeated Russia in WWII.

Just not possible from a manpower or an armor perspective.

I recently read a book about the Eastern Front that postulated that the German Army in WWII was the LEAST mechanized army of all the major belligerents. And the author, John Mosier, I think, backed that theory up with real numbers.

The Russians were WAY ahead of Germany in tank technology even on the first day of the war. But Russian infantry tactics (human wave attacks) were so primitive the Germans were able to hang in for 4 years.

But Germany could never have defeated Russia in the end with the equipment and number of men they had.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 06, 2019 03:10 PM (Mo1SD)

619 612 Actually, just take today's America and change nothing else about WWII and there'd be a decent chance of Axis victories once the going got tough. Not a serious country, and that applies as much if not more to the "right" as the rest.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 06, 2019 03:09 PM (QDnY+)

I think you're right about the modern US. But you think today's Japan or Germany could conquer anything? Nah.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 03:10 PM (bcbK8)

620
A woman fighter pilot...who apparently doesn't fear taking a missile up her tailpipe...says she was afraid to report her rape.



Is this peak stupid?

Posted by: torabora at March 06, 2019 03:08 PM (Y274z)


I don't believe we're even close to reaching Peak Stupid. Sadly.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 03:10 PM (ptqGC)

621 Aren't all comic book heroes gay? I mean the tights and masks and capes.....soooo ghey.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 06, 2019 03:10 PM (YPpSW)

622 Jane, she didn't attend her own cousin's funeral due to a vacay? Yikes. Some people deserve to get karma'd good and hard and sadly don't.

Good luck with the rich divorcee version of your SiL. We are here if you need to gripe.

Posted by: LizLem at March 06, 2019 03:10 PM (hvf9s)

623 Thought you would appreciate that SMH.

Truthfully if you take the markers from the troops then they start looking for other things to do. Things that usually go *boom*

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2019 03:10 PM (7ZOhZ)

624 Interesting. What kind of bacon analogy can one use in a Democratic caucus meeting?
Posted by: WisRich


Look at the junior congress scrunt and tell her to go make some BLT sammiches?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 03:10 PM (IxRYM)

625 I don't see how this Brie Larson can be a champion for feminism, when in reality she's actually just a colossal dick.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2019 03:11 PM (Ct55T)

626 Wait a minute. Something's very wrong here. That toilet seat has a split in front. But David Corn only uses the ones that are round in front. Because you sit down to go. DAVID CORN IS IN THE WRONG BATHROOM!!!

Posted by: pincorrect at March 06, 2019 03:11 PM (1LZQN)

627 Things that people scrawl on a shit-house door is now "news." What a truly stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at March 06, 2019 03:11 PM (uGHnY)

628 ll the Nazi's had to do to win WWII was NOT invade Russia. Until later anyway. And they ALMOST pulled off taking Stalingrad anyway.

Take Stalingrad, the Soviets collapse.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2019 03:06 PM (8XRC

That's my feeling . I think he should have waited to invade Poland also. His weapon development would have made him unbeatable if he had just waited a little longer. Lucky for us he was an impatient narcissistic douchebag.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 06, 2019 03:11 PM (zO1cf)

629 David Corn ist ein Sitzpinkler

Posted by: Guzalot at March 06, 2019 03:09 PM (prSvo)
..........

Always carry an empty plastic bread bag you can slip over the public restroom toilet seat.

Posted by: Hints from Heloise at March 06, 2019 03:11 PM (v0R5T)

630 I recently read a book about the Eastern Front that postulated that the German Army in WWII was the LEAST mechanized army of all the major belligerents. And the author, John Mosier, I think, backed that theory up with real numbers.

VDH makes this point in his WWII history. German infantry divisions had 5,000 horses each.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2019 03:11 PM (Boy/L)

631 Truthfully if you take the markers from the troops then they start looking for other things to do. Things that usually go *boom*
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2019 03:10 PM (7ZOhZ)

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Yup.

Posted by: SMH at March 06, 2019 03:12 PM (RU4sa)

632 Jane, she didn't attend her own cousin's funeral due
to a vacay? Yikes. Some people deserve to get karma'd good and hard and
sadly don't.



Good luck with the rich divorcee version of your SiL. We are here if you need to gripe.

Posted by: LizLem at March 06, 2019 03:10 PM (hvf9s)


Lol. He's a retired sr. partner in a yuge law firm. I hope he had sense enough to get a prenup.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 03:12 PM (ptqGC)

633 559: she's the one defending the poor innocent DREAMERS, and Jared is busy with amnesty schemes with the Kochs

Posted by: CN at March 06, 2019 03:12 PM (U7k5w)

634 Three Muslims in Congress are offended by the word bacon. The dems had no idea their feral children would turn on them. Better get used to it, Nancy.

In other bacon news, a food service company advertising on the London tube had their latest ad pulled for non-compliance. Not only bacon, but free-range eggs and jam had to be cropped out. Not compliant with the Rule that no one is allowed to push high fat, high salt, and high sugar foods.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 06, 2019 03:12 PM (4KIAS)

635 Pelosi

Omar comments not intentional.

Wow

http://tinyurl.com/y3sv45mk

Posted by: Ha at March 06, 2019 03:12 PM (MAstk)

636 613 David Corn ist ein Sitzpinkler
Posted by: Guzalot at March 06, 2019 03:09 PM (prSvo)

And yet he still faces the wall, apparently.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2019 03:12 PM (Ct55T)

637 Actually bypass Leningrad and Stalingrad.

Take Moscow and the oil fields.

Then the USSR is up the Volga without a boat.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2019 03:12 PM (7ZOhZ)

638
I don't believe we're even close to reaching Peak Stupid. Sadly.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 03:10 PM (ptqGC)


Millennial's kids still have some aging to do.....we're going to reach zero point 2 warp toward it soon......

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 03:12 PM (IXZGh)

639 recently read a book about the Eastern Front that postulated that the German Army in WWII was the LEAST mechanized army of all the major belligerents. And the author, John Mosier, I think, backed that theory up with real numbers.

The Tank battle at Kursk backs that up.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 06, 2019 03:13 PM (zO1cf)

640 All the Nazi's had to do to win WWII was NOT invade
Russia. Until later anyway. And they ALMOST pulled off taking
Stalingrad anyway.




Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2019 03:06 PM (8XRCm)


Stop at the Czech crisis .... maybe broker a straight deal for Danzig - then stop. By '43, Stalin probably invades Poland. He was telling his officers as early as '40 that war with Germany was coming anyway.

If Stalin throws first, Allies either stay home or possibly Lend/Lease Germany. Except for maybe the wild card - Roosevelt. Who was up to his ass in Communist Advisors.

Or - as said earlier - don't screw around at Dunkirk. Put the British out. Then cut ties with Japan about five minutes later. That deal bore no fruit.

Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 03:13 PM (X12/X)

641 Can he get his left nut reattached while he's there?

Posted by: Sponge


Hell , he can get hormones, tits and a proto-vag and play in the WNBA .

Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 03:13 PM (LL1Be)

642 618 There is no way Germany could ever have defeated Russia in WWII.

Just not possible from a manpower or an armor perspective.

I recently read a book about the Eastern Front that postulated that the German Army in WWII was the LEAST mechanized army of all the major belligerents. And the author, John Mosier, I think, backed that theory up with real numbers.

The Russians were WAY ahead of Germany in tank technology even on the first day of the war. But Russian infantry tactics (human wave attacks) were so primitive the Germans were able to hang in for 4 years.

But Germany could never have defeated Russia in the end with the equipment and number of men they had.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 06, 2019 03:10 PM (Mo1SD)

Again, you need to get rid of Stalin for the Germans to win. But without Stalin, the Germans kicked down the front door hard in Barbarossa. Different Russian leadership might have sued for peace if Moscow and Stalingrad had fallen that Fall.

But yeah, the Germans weren't going to win by sheer grinding it out conquest. I think the General Staff knew that. They were counting on an early knockout while the Russians were still getting the shit together.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 03:13 PM (bcbK8)

643 This reminds me. The hundreds of thousands of airline miles I have, I've never shit on an airplane.

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 03:13 PM (IXZGh)

644 Where was Dan Rather when the PHX graflirty occurred?

Posted by: Burger Chef at March 06, 2019 03:13 PM (RuIsu)

645
I'd be perfectly fine with a Lincoln/Douglass style format.

A debate. Not a joint press conference.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2019 03:13 PM (aKsyK)

646 OK, so now we're not allowed to dislike Lord Hee-Haw Ocrazy-Eyes?

That's a crime now?

F*** You, Corn.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 06, 2019 03:13 PM (UnA8+)

647 How do they get across and ocean to conquer a nation that outnumbers them 2 to one and literally has a rifle behind every blade of grass?"

think about this possibility - a whole bunch of "Americans" jump on their bandwagon and help them take over once they think the Nazis are coming out on top. I know, it's not like that ever happened anywhere else - like France. Certainly no Americans would ever take our Enemies side and want to burn the Constitution. Would they?

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2019 03:14 PM (k1TUh)

648 If the Japanese had sunk every carrier we had in 1941, by 1943, we would have outnumbered them in carriers again.

Japanese industrial production simply could not keep pace with the US.

I can see a scenario where Hitler takes Europe. I can even see him taking Russia and Europe but logistically, there's no way he takes the CONSUS.

The Man in the High Castle fails the sniff test, like most of Phillip K. Dick's output. Ideas but nothing else.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo

that was weird. At one point in WWII, we had no operational carriers, and borrowed HMS Victorious, which was given a temporary name ans USN designation. By the next year, the Essex and Independence CVLs appears, ad US pilot training ramped up. The Japanese and Germans never made the same effort to train aircrews, and constantly robbed training units, and it showed.

Posted by: Capt. James T.P. Kirk at March 06, 2019 03:14 PM (6rX0K)

649
Pelosi

Omar comments not intentional.


The Bard himself could not have written such exquisite irony.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2019 03:14 PM (Boy/L)

650 I don't know if anyone has pointed this out today but...Brie Larson has a really flat ass.

Posted by: Augustine at March 06, 2019 03:14 PM (BDZWU)

651 US Army War College in their book on the Eastern Front also comments on how unmechanized the German Army was in its march into Russia.

The Panzers would go zipping ahead to encircle, Kern unt Kessel, and then have to wait for the infantry to catch up. Meanwhile the Soviet troops were busily escaping.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2019 03:14 PM (7ZOhZ)

652 How do they get across and ocean to conquer a nation

that outnumbers them 2 to one and literally has a rifle behind every

blade of grass?




Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 06, 2019 03:05 PM (JUOKG)

Hell, they didn't have enough landing craft to cross 20 miles of English Channel, let alone the entire Atlantic Ocean!




Posted by: LGoPs at March 06, 2019 03:07 PM

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Exactly my point. Even if they could muster enough ships to carry two or three Army's worth of guys and stuff across the Atlantic, it would have been bombed, torpedoed and shot completely to $hit before they got halfway across. And when they landed in Hoboken it would have just gotten worse.


Once Pearl Harbor was over we literally didn't have to worry about Japan in the immediate sense of the word, we could have left them roiling around the Pacific if the Krauts were doing the invasion stuff and tossing Nukes around.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 06, 2019 03:15 PM (JUOKG)

653 In a way, I really hope Pelosi et al. stand up to the freshman class psychopaths successfully...

Because if a month or two in they're already buckling to this new writing fistula of incompetence and ignorance coming from their own party, then WHY THE HELL WERE ALL THESE WEAKLINGS ALLOWED TO COCKSLAP THE GOP FOR F*CKING DECADES?!?!?!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2019 03:15 PM (Ct55T)

654 If the Japanese had sunk every carrier we had in 1941, by 1943, we would have outnumbered them in carriers again.

We were down to a damaged Enterprise in early 1943. And then the Essex steamed into Pearl Harbor with a shiny new air wing aboard.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2019 03:15 PM (Boy/L)

655 I don't see how this Brie Larson can be a champion for feminism, when in reality she's actually just a colossal dick.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2019 03:11 PM (Ct55T)


With no ass.

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 03:15 PM (IXZGh)

656 You see signs all over Russelville, AR directing the proper disposal of the papel hygenico. Thank you, Tyson Foods.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 06, 2019 03:07 PM (xzqr4)

==========================
Not much sympathy here for Russelville here. It's the most bigoted city I've ever stayed in. The only motel that I could stay in over several years was the fleabag Best Western.

Posted by: mrp at March 06, 2019 03:15 PM (Pqytn)

657 Bet David was was working a glory hole when he side eyed the offensive message

Posted by: Dog at March 06, 2019 03:15 PM (2cfUo)

658 Germany's biggest hindrance to winning in Europe was Hitler micromanaging everything. There's no way they win with him still in charge.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 03:16 PM (1ISKN)

659 643

I had that record going as well. Until a fateful 13 hour flight from the west coast to Europe. Had to do it. First and last though in well over a million miles flown.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 06, 2019 03:16 PM (T9pGY)

660 This is very serious, Ace. Someone just tweeted Corn a death threat!!!
https://twitter.com/notthatnitsua/status/
1103370156288430080

Posted by: andycanuck at March 06, 2019 03:16 PM (Dh1wo)

661 635 Pelosi
Omar comments not intentional.
Wow
http://tinyurl.com/y3sv45mk
Posted by: Ha at March 06, 2019 03:12 PM (MAstk)

Pelosi: I have absolutely no control over my own caucus.

Donnie TwoScoops and Cocaine Mitch: Welcome to the party, bitch.

Posted by: DocJ at March 06, 2019 03:16 PM (fF3XF)

662 643
This reminds me. The hundreds of thousands of airline miles I have, I've never shit on an airplane.

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 03:13 PM (IXZGh)

You must be full of shit.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 03:16 PM (t6MX/)

663 Oh the Germans could have beat Russia, but not while fighting on another front and having the British to deal with. They handled it poorly.

A winning scenario would look something like: Churchill never gets into power, and Germany works out a truce with England. A year or two of stabilizing their controlled regions, they take the middle east to get control over oil, also requiring them to at least blockade if not damage Great Britain to the point of being too weak to fight back. Japan never attacks Pearl Harbor, so the USA sits and does nothing.

Bonus points for Huey Long winning the presidency rather than being shot to death (possibly by his own bodyguards:
http://tinyurl.com/y3d6lwsa ) that puts the US into a totally isolationist position and ends any assistance to Great Britain.

Then, with England and the USA out of the way and plenty of fuel, and attacking in early spring, Germany can steamroll Russia and drive what's left of it into Sibera where they can be harassed and bombed, but are essentially meaningless.

With Russia controlled and weak leadership in the USA, Germany can start moving into South America and work out a "treaty" where Germany gets some control over US policy and ideas. From a base in South America, Germany can move north on a disarmed and weak USA.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 03:17 PM (39g3+)

664 You must be full of shit.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 03:16 PM (t6MX/)


Right up to the point I land, get in the rental and hit the hotel.

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 03:17 PM (IXZGh)

665 This reminds me. The hundreds of thousands of airline miles I have, I've never shit on an airplane.

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 03:13 PM (IXZGh)
........

Me neither. I usually wait until I have boarded.

Posted by: wth at March 06, 2019 03:17 PM (v0R5T)

666 Oblig "he's got to be shitting us" - "No, he's pissed."

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 06, 2019 03:17 PM (HtLSE)

667 Pelosi

Omar comments not intentional.

The Bard himself could not have written such exquisite irony.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2019 03:14 PM (Boy/L)

If Pelosi tweets at Omar to make her a sandwich, I will personally fly to D.C. and kiss her on the lips.

If she says "make it a ham sandwich", i'll freakin' donate to her campaign.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2019 03:17 PM (Ct55T)

668 A debate. Not a joint press conference.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2019 03:13 PM (aKsyK)


That's why we need the candidates to provide their own people to pose questions to the other guy.

Consider: not much risk of leaks, and the questions will have an edge on them. Oh yes. The questioner can be much nastier than the candidates themselves would probably be willing to be.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 03:17 PM (plMK3)

669 590
All the Nazi's had to do to win WWII was NOT invade Russia. Until later anyway. And they ALMOST pulled off taking Stalingrad anyway.

Take Stalingrad, the Soviets collapse.
--------------------
Nope. All they had to do was cut river traffic on the Volga. They could do this with artillery. Getting sucked into an ambush where defenders get a 10 to 1 advantage was utterly stupid. The idea of giving up your mobility to hold a city is nonsense in terrain that favors the fleet. Driving around Ukraine I often wondered what a head warp the openness of the terrain was for guys trained to fight in tight spaces. When considered tactically its more like a naval engagement than ground combat. Had the same feeling around Fort Carson where the prairie ends. Its wide open but the bad guys can pop up anywhere. Very tricky terrain.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 03:17 PM (2LelM)

670 Mark, you're mixing up our counter-factual scenarios a bit, but I agree with the one you present.


Actually Germany was very unlikely to defeat the USSR. Even the Germans (and they were badly misinformed and not very smart about assessing the USSR) assumed they needed a quick war/victory. By the time the tide decisively turned (Stalingrad or Kursk, take your pick), Germany was patching holes and relying on coping strategies, the Soviets were warming up and building their mass.


And despite the bizarre need for some to believe that Stalin would have gone to war with Germany - as opposed to saying he anticipated eventual war, initiated by Germany, which he hoped to stave off with the Molotov-Ribbentrop deal while the Soviets underwent their military transformation - there is zero reason to think Moscow would have started anything. And zero evidence. Whereas the focus on building defensive fortifications in the western military districts, not complete in June '41, was pretty clear evidence that a defensive war was anticipated.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 06, 2019 03:18 PM (QDnY+)

671 There is no way Germany could ever have defeated Russia in WWII.

Just not possible from a manpower or an armor perspective.

I recently read a book about the Eastern Front that postulated that the German Army in WWII was the LEAST mechanized army of all the major belligerents. And the author, John Mosier, I think, backed that theory up with real numbers.

The Russians were WAY ahead of Germany in tank technology even on the first day of the war. But Russian infantry tactics (human wave attacks) were so primitive the Germans were able to hang in for 4 years.

But Germany could never have defeated Russia in the end with the equipment and number of men they had.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 06, 2019 03:10 PM (Mo1SD)

Again, you need to get rid of Stalin for the Germans to win. But without Stalin, the Germans kicked down the front door hard in Barbarossa. Different Russian leadership might have sued for peace if Moscow and Stalingrad had fallen that Fall.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo

Gerd von Rundstedt observed the heros' welcome that the Whermacht received. he proposed creating Ukrainian armies, driving to the Ural mountains, and then fortifying them, manning those with the Ukrainians.

Instead, nazi vermin followed the army, and began murdering people, which caused the Ukrainians to unite with the USSR and three years of partisan warfare.

Posted by: Capt. James T.P. Kirk at March 06, 2019 03:18 PM (6rX0K)

672 But yeah, the Germans weren't going to win by sheer
grinding it out conquest. I think the General Staff knew that. They were
counting on an early knockout while the Russians were still getting the
shit together.


Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 03:13 PM

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Exactly what Lee and Jefferson Daivs were hoping. That was the only way they were ever going to win and they knew it.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 06, 2019 03:18 PM (JUOKG)

673 644
Where was Dan Rather when the PHX graflirty occurred?

Posted by: Burger Chef at March 06, 2019 03:13 PM (RuIsu)

I was there, man. In the shitter, with the grunters.


Posted by: Brian Williams at March 06, 2019 03:18 PM (t6MX/)

674 OMG. SOMEONE ON TWITTER FOUND THE GRAFFITI:


https://tinyurl.com/y4b7x2px

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 03:18 PM (ptqGC)

675 Early 1943, the US Navy had two fleet carriers, Enterprise and Saratoga in the Pacific and one light carrier, Ranger in the Atlantic.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2019 03:18 PM (7ZOhZ)

676 If the Japanese had sunk every carrier we had in 1941, by 1943, we would have outnumbered them in carriers again.

As soon as that weird storm transported the Nimitz back to Pearl Harbor in '41, the Nips never had a chance.

Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 03:18 PM (X12/X)

677
Me neither. I usually wait until I have boarded.
Posted by: wth at March 06, 2019 03:17 PM (v0R5T)


Forgetting where I was posting, I neglected to go into great detail on my situation......

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 03:18 PM (IXZGh)

678 This reminds me. The hundreds of thousands of airline miles I have, I've never shit on an airplane.

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 03:13 PM (IXZGh)
........

Me neither. I usually wait until I have boarded.
Posted by: wth at March 06, 2019 03:17 PM (v0R5T)

_____

ISWYDT

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 06, 2019 03:19 PM (flINI)

679 Gerd von Rundstedt observed the heros' welcome that the Whermacht received. he proposed creating Ukrainian armies, driving to the Ural mountains, and then fortifying them, manning those with the Ukrainians.

Instead, nazi vermin followed the army, and began murdering people, which caused the Ukrainians to unite with the USSR and three years of partisan warfare.
Posted by: Capt. James T.P. Kirk at March 06, 2019 03:18 PM (6rX0K)

yup yup. Thankfully, the Nazi's were stupid and vicious. If they had brains and diplomacy, they'd have won. It was close in Europe as it was.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 03:19 PM (bcbK8)

680 I recently read a book about the Eastern Front
that postulated that the German Army in WWII was the LEAST mechanized
army of all the major belligerents. And the author, John Mosier, I
think, backed that theory up with real numbers.



VDH makes this point in his WWII history. German infantry divisions had 5,000 horses each.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2019 03:11 PM (Boy/L)


One of the critical factors in Germany's vulnerability, particularly in the first year on the Russian Front, was the lack of mechanization for their logistical tail. Essentially the Panzers were stranded during the Resputitsa (Autumn rains) because the supply chain bogged down due it it not being mechanized and couldn't get the fuel and ammo to the spearhead units. Otherwise, they concievably reach Moscow in December of '41.

Posted by: LGoPs at March 06, 2019 03:20 PM (S4VYa)

681 I for one am shocked that a post on bathroom graffiti has morphed into favorite poop stories.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2019 03:20 PM (/tuJf)

682 663: Or they could have developed a nuke before we did. I think that's the premise of the Philip Dick book, post nuclear war is often a main feature of his work

Posted by: CN at March 06, 2019 03:20 PM (U7k5w)

683 Its like the time someone in North Korea dared to write something bad about Lil Kim under a bridge and there was a nationwide manhunt.

Posted by: espanostifer at March 06, 2019 03:20 PM (oiOLO)

684 Correction - Rasputitsa.

Posted by: LGoPs at March 06, 2019 03:20 PM (S4VYa)

685 But yeah, the Germans weren't going to win by sheer grinding it out conquest. I think the General Staff knew that. They were counting on an early knockout while the Russians were still getting the shit together.

One of the mistakes Germany made was to go to Russia to develop new tanks, with Russian assistance. They were hiding their work because under the Versailles Treaty they weren't supposed to make war materials, but in the process they basically taught the Russians how to make tanks.

Which the Russians then learned from and made the best tank in the war.

The Germans were too careful at first, nobody was going to really stop them from doing anything. After the ink dried on the Treaty everyone started regretting doing it and feeling awful about treating the Germans that way. Plus after the last war, nobody wanted another one, so they were willing to bend over like a Q to avoid it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 03:21 PM (39g3+)

686 With Nancy Pelosi wishing us a "Happy Thanksgiving" on Valentine's Day, I'm thinking she's losing a bit more than leverage as her party's leader.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 06, 2019 03:21 PM (aWjrD)

687 think about this possibility - a whole bunch of
"Americans" jump on their bandwagon and help them take over once they
think the Nazis are coming out on top. I know, it's not like that ever
happened anywhere else - like France. Certainly no Americans would
ever take our Enemies side and want to burn the Constitution. Would
they?

Posted by: Tom Servo


This was one of the plot points in Man in the High Castle that made sense. 5th Column (including John Smith, apparently) helps the Nazis A-bomb DC during a Congressional joint session.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 03:21 PM (LL1Be)

688 Light and escort carriers count too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 03:21 PM (bcbK8)

689 681
I for one am shocked that a post on bathroom graffiti has morphed into favorite poop stories.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2019 03:20 PM (/tuJf)


Once in Tijuana.....

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 03:21 PM (ymnmz)

690 Soviet tanks used the American Christie suspension system.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2019 03:21 PM (7ZOhZ)

691 Pooping right now.

Posted by: Dead Horses at March 06, 2019 03:22 PM (iSh8b)

692
Melanie Zanona
@MZanona

Leaving CBC meeting, members formed a circle around
@IlhanMN
and Marcia Fudge literally stuck her arm out to prevent reporters from asking her questions.

Then a few members hugged Omar, including Al Lawson.

Posted by: Ha at March 06, 2019 03:22 PM (MAstk)

693 This was one of the plot points in Man in the High
Castle that made sense. 5th Column (including John Smith, apparently)
helps the Nazis A-bomb DC during a Congressional joint session.


Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 03:21 PM

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You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 06, 2019 03:22 PM (JUOKG)

694 So is he insane or has he gone full retard?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 06, 2019 03:22 PM (NWiLs)

695 His top tweet now is how democrats shouldn't go on FOX because it's just deranged hate and lies.


From the toilet guy who hopes the Stasi GETS that disrespecter of donkey-chompers.

Posted by: dagny at March 06, 2019 03:22 PM (nRWPy)

696 You say that like it's a bad thing.

I confess to munching popcorn during the 5 times I rewatched it.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 03:23 PM (LL1Be)

697 Maybe this will become a theme - people posting pics of their toilets in tribute to Sandy Ocasio?

Instead of planking, it will called tanking.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 06, 2019 03:23 PM (tdp7L)

698 Pooping right now.
Posted by: Dead Horses at March 06, 2019 03:22 PM (iSh8b)

_____

Don't fall in...

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 06, 2019 03:23 PM (flINI)

699 Sky Harbor Facilities probably couldn't find the graffiti because they were looking in all the Men's bathrooms.

Posted by: Ralph at March 06, 2019 03:23 PM (MgAiR)

700 One comment on German mechanization: they Wehrmacht had fuel problems as it was. Full mechanization wasn't really an option. Keeping the horses meant they could field more units, which is important when going up against the seas of Russian troops.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 03:24 PM (bcbK8)

701 Gerd von Rundstedt observed the heros' welcome that
the Whermacht received. he proposed creating Ukrainian armies, driving
to the Ural mountains, and then fortifying them, manning those with the
Ukrainians.



Instead, nazi vermin followed the army, and began murdering people,
which caused the Ukrainians to unite with the USSR and three years of
partisan warfare.

Posted by: Capt. James T.P. Kirk at March 06, 2019 03:18 PM (6rX0K)


THIS. The Ukrainians hated the Soviets, no doubt from memories of what was done to the Kulaks, in no small part. But then the Nazis gave them reason to hate them even more.

Posted by: LGoPs at March 06, 2019 03:24 PM (S4VYa)

702 697
Maybe this will become a theme - people posting pics of their toilets in tribute to Sandy Ocasio?



Instead of planking, it will called tanking.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 06, 2019 03:23 PM (tdp7L)

She will not like my Green New Deal rendition.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 03:24 PM (t6MX/)

703 This reminds me. The hundreds of thousands of airline miles I have, I've never shit on an airplane.

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 03:13 PM (IXZGh)
........


Seoul to Seattle. 13 hours.
Only time I did.
Flight attendants went scurrying for air freshener. Damned kimchi.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2019 03:24 PM (5v15w)

704
Don't fall in...
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 06, 2019 03:23 PM (flINI)


Ferrealz......it's not fun.

Posted by: Brie Larson at March 06, 2019 03:24 PM (IXZGh)

705 697
Maybe this will become a theme - people posting pics of their toilets in tribute to Sandy Ocasio?



Instead of planking, it will called tanking.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 06, 2019 03:23 PM (tdp7L)


Who said planking?

Posted by: Brie Larsen's nonexistent hammies at March 06, 2019 03:24 PM (ymnmz)

706 Early 1943, the US Navy had two fleet carriers, Enterprise and Saratoga in the Pacific and one light carrier, Ranger in the Atlantic.
Posted by: Anna Puma


Enterprise had been heavily damaged at the battle of Santa Cruz; they couldn't dare use one of her elevators, since it wouldn't rise up to complete the flight deck again. Sara had been torpedoed yet again.

Ranger was deemed to outmoded and small to be of fleet use. She was used in Operation Torch.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 06, 2019 03:25 PM (6rX0K)

707 I'll bet the toilet wasn't even low flow. haters

Posted by: Dog at March 06, 2019 03:25 PM (kS4cA)

708 Apparently the German atomic weapon work wasn't getting anywhere. Something to do with rejecting Jewish scientists and being such psychotic jerks that they chased all the good ones to the USA. When you have to staff your place with only loyalists, you're not gonna get the best of the best.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 03:25 PM (39g3+)

709 Or they could have developed a nuke before we did. I think that's the premise of the Philip Dick book, post nuclear war is often a main feature of his work

Posted by: CN at March 06, 2019 03:20 PM (U7k5w)


If Hitler could have just held his Jew-hate in check for a few years and not scared the Jews out of Europe, the atomic bomb would have been invented over there and we would certainly have a very, very, very different world.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 06, 2019 03:25 PM (tdp7L)

710 Was Mr Corn attempting a Dick sniff test while at the PHX airport when he saw the offensive graffiti??

Posted by: andycanuck at March 06, 2019 03:25 PM (Dh1wo)

711 Exactly what Lee and Jefferson Daivs were hoping. That was the only way they were ever going to win and they knew it.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 06, 2019 03:18 PM (JUOKG)

-----

Which begs why Lee didnt simply withdraw form Ghettysburg and drive straight South to DC is beyond me.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2019 03:26 PM (8XRCm)

712 wow I see how this goes Omar is very overt with her bigotry against jews and the Dem party protects her.
what's old is new again.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:26 PM (gLMhO)

713 Poor soul who was ordered to go on the search for a very specific graffiti cartoon. Can you imagine?

Posted by: washrivergal at March 06, 2019 03:26 PM (aWjrD)

714 And despite the bizarre need for some to believe
that Stalin would have gone to war with Germany
Posted by: rhomboid at March 06, 2019 03:18 PM (QDnY+)


So that's why Stalin "offered" to put 120 divisions in Poland - because he was only thinking defensively. Got it. One wonders why Poland would ever say no.

https://bit.ly/2JtzMlq

Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 03:27 PM (X12/X)

715 Game out WWII with zero U.S./Canadian participation/natural resources. Comes out real different.

Posted by: Burger Chef at March 06, 2019 03:27 PM (RuIsu)

716 Valerie Plame never outed herself to me either

Posted by: David Stoolcorn at March 06, 2019 03:27 PM (nFwvY)

717 713
Poor soul who was ordered to go on the search for a very specific graffiti cartoon. Can you imagine?


Posted by: washrivergal at March 06, 2019 03:26 PM (aWjrD)

Just doing his doodies.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 03:27 PM (t6MX/)

718 Corn's use of the word 'deplorable' gives away his game.

Posted by: Cheri at March 06, 2019 03:27 PM (oiNtH)

719
Dear Diary,

Mrs. David Donkey-Chompers
Mrs. David Donkey-Chompers
Mrs. David Donkey-Chompers
Mrs. David Donkey-Chompers
Mrs. David Donkey-Chompers
Mrs. David Donkey-Chompers
Mrs. David Donkey-Chompers
Mrs. David Donkey-Chompers
Mrs. David Donkey-Chompers
Mrs. David Donkey-Chompers

XOXOXOX

Posted by: David Cornhole's diary at March 06, 2019 03:27 PM (pNxlR)

720 -
--

Howard Cosell: Mr. Hands-of-Stone, Roberto Duran, what did you think of Captain Marvel?

RD: No ass. No ass.

Posted by: irright at March 06, 2019 03:27 PM (pMGkg)

721 Considering how much time David Corn spends hanging out in men's rooms, it was only a matter of time.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 06, 2019 03:28 PM (oVJmc)

722 718
Corn's use of the word 'deplorable' gives away his game.

Posted by: Cheri at March 06, 2019 03:27 PM (oiNtH)


Bigly

Posted by: Brie Larsen's nonexistent hammies at March 06, 2019 03:28 PM (ymnmz)

723 Game out WWII with zero U.S./Canadian participation/natural resources. Comes out real different.

Yeah the UK was very dependent on the USA helping out as much as FDR could get away with before Pearl Harbor. Lend lease etc. Yeah the gear was often pretty crappy but it was gear that the Brits didn't have to make themselves.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 03:28 PM (39g3+)

724 The Sovets were as much behind in vehicles as the Nazis I think, they had numbers in early tanks but much inferior, transportation was dismal for both until the US started sending trucks. The German army still used vast amount of horses to move.

Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2019 03:28 PM (BbGew)

725 711 Exactly what Lee and Jefferson Daivs were hoping. That was the only way they were ever going to win and they knew it.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 06, 2019 03:18 PM (JUOKG)

-----

Which begs why Lee didnt simply withdraw form Ghettysburg and drive straight South to DC is beyond me.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2019 03:26 PM (8XRCm)

When? There were reasons he didn't do it after the battle. Causalities, lack of supplies, morale for three.

Before the fight, it was largely a mindset issue. Longstreet was pushing HARD for Lee to pick a spot between the AotP and Washington and to cut the attacking Union forces to pieces. Lee wouldn't do it. Too aggressive, he'd had too much success earlier in the war.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 03:28 PM (bcbK8)

726 Alexandria c, is a piece of shit, signed deplorable.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:29 PM (gLMhO)

727 720
-
--

Howard Cosell: Mr. Hands-of-Stone, Roberto Duran, what did you think of Captain Marvel?

RD: No ass. No ass.



Posted by: irright at March 06, 2019 03:27 PM (pMGkg)

Captain Marvel owes her physique to the paleo diet.......no buns.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 03:29 PM (ymnmz)

728 I for one am shocked that a post on bathroom graffiti has morphed into favorite poop stories.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2019 03:20 PM (/tuJf)
..........


This one could hit 1000 easy.

Posted by: wth at March 06, 2019 03:29 PM (v0R5T)

729 ok, this thread is now smelly.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:30 PM (gLMhO)

730 701 Gerd von Rundstedt observed the heros' welcome that
the Whermacht received. he proposed creating Ukrainian armies, driving
to the Ural mountains, and then fortifying them, manning those with the
Ukrainians.



Instead, nazi vermin followed the army, and began murdering people,
which caused the Ukrainians to unite with the USSR and three years of
partisan warfare.

Posted by: Capt. James T.P. Kirk at March 06, 2019 03:18 PM (6rX0K)

THIS. The Ukrainians hated the Soviets, no doubt from memories of what was done to the Kulaks, in no small part. But then the Nazis gave them reason to hate them even more.

Posted by: LGoPs at March 06, 2019 03:24 PM (S4VYa)

== == == ==
Not just the Ukrainians; the Belarusians, the Finns, Lithuanians, Latvians, and Estonians as well. Probably a whole lot of Russians as well. A massive reserve of manpower and all the Krauts had to do to tap it was be nicer than Stalin! And the Nazis managed to fuck it up. The world is lucky Hitler didn't heed the officer class's advice at all from the beginning (They didn't want to start the war till 1942 at the earliest).

Posted by: Jackal at March 06, 2019 03:30 PM (ya5pQ)

731 Still not convinced David wasn't the graffiti artist

Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2019 03:30 PM (BbGew)

732 726 Alexandria c, is a piece of shit, signed deplorable.
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:29 PM (gLMhO)

Endorsed

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 03:30 PM (bcbK8)

733 David cracked Corn and I don't care

Posted by: Insomniac at March 06, 2019 03:30 PM (NWiLs)

734 Appropriately enough just picked up Citino's second eastern front book, about the 1943-onwards Wehrmacht decline and defeat, though have to finish a Mediterranean naval history first.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 06, 2019 03:30 PM (QDnY+)

735 Which begs why Lee didnt simply withdraw form Ghettysburg and drive straight South to DC is beyond me.
-----
The dinosaur-riding Nazi mole-men advised him against it because of the Union's atomics-armed dragon air force.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 06, 2019 03:30 PM (Dh1wo)

736 The German army still used vast amount of horses to move.

Lets just say that Germany isn't exactly a petroleum paradise. It was a huge weakness that they didn't do nearly enough to deal with. Horses don't need gasoline.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 03:30 PM (39g3+)

737 Exactly what Lee and Jefferson Daivs were hoping. That was the only way they were ever going to win and they knew it.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 06, 2019 03:18 PM (JUOKG)



-----



Which begs why Lee didnt simply withdraw form Ghettysburg and drive straight South to DC is beyond me.


Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2019 03:26 PM

---

He got fixated on destroying the Army of the Potomac in the battle. Which even if he accomplished that it would not have mattered as there were literally two more Army's forming further West.


Plus outside of Richmond, DC was the most heavily fortified city in the Country and he lacked any serious siege artillery.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 06, 2019 03:30 PM (JUOKG)

738 700+ comments on this thread.

only morons could do this.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:31 PM (gLMhO)

739 You really should chew your vegetables better, David.

Posted by: wth at March 06, 2019 03:31 PM (v0R5T)

740 Seoul to Seattle. 13 hours.
Only time I did.
Flight attendants went scurrying for air freshener. Damned kimchi.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2019 03:24 PM


Moar reason to STOP THE FARTING!

Posted by: Donkey Chompers at March 06, 2019 03:31 PM (apIdo)

741 Brie Larsen maintain a gluten free life style.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 03:31 PM (ymnmz)

742 hi willow!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2019 03:31 PM (d7Ww2)

743 738
700+ comments on this thread.



only morons could do this.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:31 PM (gLMhO)

I don't know. I'm getting pooped.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 03:32 PM (t6MX/)

744 735 Which begs why Lee didnt simply withdraw form Ghettysburg and drive straight South to DC is beyond me.
-----
The dinosaur-riding Nazi mole-men advised him against it because of the Union's atomics-armed dragon air force.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 06, 2019 03:30 PM (Dh1wo)

I see someone else is familiar with the work of Harry Turtledove.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 03:32 PM (bcbK8)

745 Mark, I dunno I should have added swirlies and hearts . this is lacking imagination.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:32 PM (gLMhO)

746 This thread is so long, the corn was actually digested.

Posted by: Roy at March 06, 2019 03:32 PM (xqdqQ)

747 With a different president, the south could have probably shocked and stunned the north enough to come to the table and negotiate but Lincoln was determined not to allow the United States to fragment. The south really kicked the living crap out of the North at first.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 03:32 PM (39g3+)

748 In Soviet Amerika, Corn finds poop

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2019 03:32 PM (VeTjl)

749 Meanwhile, some billionaire Diamond Trader Tice on the table while he's having his dick enlarged. Apparently those Internet ads are not completely full of crap how's that for a eulogy

Posted by: Sock monkey I was raised by burritos at March 06, 2019 03:32 PM (Wrzho)

750 willow is commenting at 738. Has anybody checked for a nood?

Posted by: wth at March 06, 2019 03:33 PM (v0R5T)

751 745 Mark, I dunno I should have added swirlies and hearts . this is lacking imagination.
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:32 PM (gLMhO)

It was a first draft. It still got to the heart of the matter

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 03:33 PM (bcbK8)

752 hi nurse, I read you guys are almost THERE!

be good to eachother! and remember romance no grabby right out of the gate

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:33 PM (gLMhO)

753 Pooping right now.
Posted by: Dead Horses at March 06, 2019 03:22 PM (iSh8b)

*******

I just farted.
Does that count?
Except for carbon credits I mean.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2019 03:33 PM (5v15w)

754 Which begs why Lee didnt simply withdraw form Ghettysburg and drive straight South to DC is beyond me.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2019 03:26 PM (8XRCm)
--------------------------
DC was surrounded by Forts full of Artillery/Men and could be supplied via the Potomac. The better choice for Lee was to break off at Gettysburg and attack the rail crossings across the Susquehanna at Harrisburg, thus cutting DC off from ground support.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 03:33 PM (2LelM)

755 cant believe they removed my cartoon so quickly. Was it the big teeth?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 06, 2019 03:34 PM (9oE3U)

756
739 You really should chew your vegetables better, David.
Posted by: wth at March 06, 2019 03:31 PM (v0R5T)


Corn (maize) is a grain.

Posted by: David Cornhole's diary at March 06, 2019 03:34 PM (pNxlR)

757 The Sovets were as much behind in vehicles as the
Nazis I think, they had numbers in early tanks but much inferior,
transportation was dismal for both until the US started sending trucks.
The German army still used vast amount of horses to move.


Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2019 03:28 PM

---

The US sent Stalin literally tens of thousands of trucks, locomotives and other heavy equipment during the war years. That freed up Soviet factories to make 50,000 T-34 tanks.


We also sent them Nuclear bomb materials too. I haven't a clue why we sent them that stuff but we did.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 06, 2019 03:34 PM (JUOKG)

758 wth, I'm trying ! ive been clicking my heels and everything

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:34 PM (gLMhO)

759 USS Ranger was the only American fleet carrier to carry out strikes in the Atlantic and Pacific

Operation Torch and sinking the French battleship Richelieu.
Operation Leader was the only US Navy anti-shipping strike in the ETO against Nazi ships in Norway.

In the Pacific she participated in the closing stages of the war. Her air group carried out torpedo attacks against Japanese shipping in a place we would call twenty years later Vietnam.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2019 03:34 PM (7ZOhZ)

760 I read also somewhere that one of the things that saved Russia from the German advance was the lack of a robust, paved road network. Basically, their backwardness. Much of Russia was dirt roads and when the rains came they became virtually impassable. Unlike Western Europe which the Germans marched through without much trouble. (with great assistance from the cheese eating surrender monkey French, of course).

Posted by: LGoPs at March 06, 2019 03:34 PM (S4VYa)

761 752 hi nurse, I read you guys are almost THERE!

be good to eachother! and remember romance no grabby right out of the gate
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:33 PM (gLMhO)

Is the sleepless in seattle meeting this week???

Posted by: IC at March 06, 2019 03:34 PM (a0IVu)

762 Here i sit
by empty porcelain
Guess I'll start
some Photoshoppin'

-David "Love in Earnest" Corn

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2019 03:34 PM (Ct55T)

763 David Corn Tries to Score a Date With Alexandria Donkey-Chompers

By signaling his support for air travel? Smooth move, Ex-Lax!

Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2019 03:34 PM (elfAG)

764 We also sent them Nuclear bomb materials too. I haven't a clue why we sent them that stuff but we did.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 06, 2019 03:34 PM (JUOKG)

American Communists were a thing even before WW2

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 03:34 PM (bcbK8)

765
You guys- poop jokes and no one called me dammit!

Posted by: Mr Hanky at March 06, 2019 03:35 PM (LilNs)

766 747 With a different president, the south could have probably shocked and stunned the north enough to come to the table and negotiate but Lincoln was determined not to allow the United States to fragment. The south really kicked the living crap out of the North at first.
-----------------
Defense gives you a 3 to 1 advantage. That number improves with fortifications. But, yes, the Confederates were better warriors simply because they were fighting for hearth and home.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 03:35 PM (2LelM)

767 Ghettysburg = Ghetto + Gettysburg

Posted by: Geddy Lee at March 06, 2019 03:35 PM (1beh4)

768 This thread smells like a Sky Harbor men's room.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 03:35 PM (ptqGC)

769 IC, I think it is this weekend. oooh so tickled about this.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:36 PM (gLMhO)

770
Turds ar not good at spelling.

Posted by: Mr Hankey at March 06, 2019 03:36 PM (LilNs)

771 758
wth, I'm trying ! ive been clicking my heels and everything

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:34 PM (gLMhO)

are you wearing your red sparkly shoes?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 06, 2019 03:36 PM (9oE3U)

772 Call 1.800.DONKEYTEETH
...

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 02:03 PM (aBj10)



Eh, what's up Donk?

Posted by: Buggs B at March 06, 2019 03:36 PM (ePWRo)

773 769 IC, I think it is this weekend. oooh so tickled about this.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:36 PM (gLMhO)

Me too...sending good vibes towards the PNW.

Posted by: IC at March 06, 2019 03:36 PM (a0IVu)

774 Sum Ting Wong


US hit record trade deficit on goods ... $891B (or so)

US has record illegal alien invasion

wtf, Trump ran on those two things. sheesh

Posted by: illiniwek at March 06, 2019 03:37 PM (Cus5s)

775 760 I read also somewhere that one of the things that saved Russia from the German advance was the lack of a robust, paved road network. Basically, their backwardness. Much of Russia was dirt roads and when the rains came they became virtually impassable. Unlike Western Europe which the Germans marched through without much trouble. (with great assistance from the cheese eating surrender monkey French, of course).
-------------------
The Soviets won simply because they had the numbers to keep killing Germans. They lost 28 million citizens/subjects. The Germans didn't lose anything close to that.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 03:37 PM (2LelM)

776 Well crap.
I gotta go teach and it's snowing again.
That means really shitty drivers.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2019 03:37 PM (5v15w)

777 Meanwhile the culture war around Capt. Marvel continues apace.

Man, I hope we win this one.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 03:37 PM (bcbK8)

778 Why is it that the visible part of the Graffiti appears to be in David Corn's handwriting?

Posted by: An Observation at March 06, 2019 03:37 PM (gHaHS)

779 IC the sleepness in seattle, the scene at the table,? might be a nice icebreaker f9or nurse and insomniac

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:37 PM (gLMhO)

780 I think the only army with sufficient logistics and motorization in the whole damn war was us.

That's what I got out of my reading. We had great artillery, shitty armor, so-so doctrine, overwhelming air power ... and a dominant logistical capability the likes had never been seen.

Take our support of the Soviets away - and their logistics goes to shit. Our lend/lease was their logistics. On their own, Stalin's army is a large, immobile piece of stagnant shit.

Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 03:37 PM (X12/X)

781 753 Pooping right now.
Posted by: Dead Horses at March 06, 2019 03:22 PM (iSh8b)

*******

I just farted.
Does that count?
Except for carbon credits I mean.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2019 03:33 PM (5v15w)


Frankie Carbone credits. In the meat locker...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 06, 2019 03:37 PM (zBaqJ)

782 Klaus Fuchs and David Glass were feeding the NKVD the inner workings of the Manhattan Project.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2019 03:37 PM (7ZOhZ)

783
The German army still used vast amount of horses to move.

Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2019 03:28 PM


Until they ate them at Stalingrad.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 06, 2019 03:37 PM (TAmPV)

784 776 Well crap.
I gotta go teach and it's snowing again.
That means really shitty drivers.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2019 03:37 PM (5v15w)

Dude? Where is it snowing at?

Also good luck and drive safe, man.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 03:37 PM (bcbK8)

785 I like that this is just a furtherance of examples of where liberals, who are generally mentally defective, illustrate that they are completely unaware of how they act as a group.

"anti-AOC graffiti? Why...I never!"

meanwhile, yay banksy and the poors for their graffiti.

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at March 06, 2019 03:38 PM (9AcAx)

786 What a nincowpoop!!! What a maroon!!!

Posted by: bugs b.unny at March 06, 2019 03:38 PM (Dh1wo)

787 Bob, no I broke the heel. but red socks!

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:38 PM (gLMhO)

788 >>>768 This thread smells like a Sky Harbor men's room.

Graffiti artist?

Posted by: Buggs B at March 06, 2019 03:38 PM (ePWRo)

789 US hit record trade deficit on goods ... $891B (or so)

US has record illegal alien invasion


The first, meh, gonna take a bit for new trade deals to show effect, I can give that time

But the flood coming over the border, yeah. That is particularly annoying.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 03:38 PM (39g3+)

790 like I wonder if antifas leave any graffiti when they trash a starbucks?

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at March 06, 2019 03:38 PM (9AcAx)

791 780 I think the only army with sufficient logistics and motorization in the whole damn war was us.
-----------------
We were the only true fully mechanized army in history.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 03:38 PM (2LelM)

792 773
769 IC, I think it is this weekend. oooh so tickled about this.



Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:36 PM (gLMhO)



Me too...sending good vibes towards the PNW.

Posted by: IC at March 06, 2019 03:36 PM (a0IVu)

will there be photos? You know what i mean.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 06, 2019 03:38 PM (9oE3U)

793 Ack!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2019 03:38 PM (d7Ww2)

794 Is the sleepless in seattle meeting this week???
Posted by: IC at March 06, 2019 03:34 PM (a0IVu)


Yes. I believe they're getting together this weekend and have to cram 48 hours worth of fun in 47 hours because of daylight savings.

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 03:39 PM (IXZGh)

795 787
Bob, no I broke the heel. but red socks!

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:38 PM (gLMhO)

close enough!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 06, 2019 03:39 PM (9oE3U)

796
D.C. bureau chief of Mother Jones, MSNBC analyst, & author (with @Isikoff) of the new book RUSSIAN ROULETTE.


What a sad existence yours must be, Cornholio.

Posted by: he photographs his turds at March 06, 2019 03:39 PM (pNxlR)

797 Dude? Where is it snowing at?



Also good luck and drive safe, man.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 03:37 PM (bcbK

N. Spokane, for one.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 03:39 PM (t6MX/)

798 783
The German army still used vast amount of horses to move.

Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2019 03:28 PM


Until they ate them at Stalingrad.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 06, 2019 03:37 PM (TAmPV)

"Not much fun at Stalingrad"

-Mr. Hilter

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 03:39 PM (bcbK8)

799 nurse, where is your sense of adventure!?

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:39 PM (gLMhO)

800 794 Is the sleepless in seattle meeting this week???
Posted by: IC at March 06, 2019 03:34 PM (a0IVu)

Yes. I believe they're getting together this weekend and have to cram 48 hours worth of fun in 47 hours because of daylight savings.
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 03:39 PM (IXZGh)

I hope nurse gives us ettes the inside scoop..

Posted by: IC at March 06, 2019 03:40 PM (a0IVu)

801 797 Dude? Where is it snowing at?



Also good luck and drive safe, man.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 03:37 PM (bcbK

N. Spokane, for one.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 03:39 PM (t6MX/)

Ah, fair enough. Eastern WA is like a whole 'nother country.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 03:40 PM (bcbK8)

802 News of this HATE CRIME electrified twitter.

Which previously ran on steam and natural gas.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 03:40 PM (LL1Be)

803 Once there was an editor on Twitter;
He knew True Love, and found he couldn't quit her.
in a Phoneix Lavatory,
he concocted quite the story
of some slander on the back wall of a shitter.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2019 03:40 PM (Ct55T)

804 Looks like an upper decker gone wrong.

Posted by: Fritz at March 06, 2019 03:40 PM (2Mnv1)

805 Any word on the live-blogging of this weekend?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 06, 2019 03:40 PM (apIdo)

806 Sponge

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 06, 2019 03:41 PM (d8iVQ)

807 Why do I have this feeling that Nurse and Insom are going to be like Stacy and Rat from Fast Times at Ridgemont High?

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 03:41 PM (IXZGh)

808 only 48 hours? whu?

srsly you guys!

sorry that isn't even time enough for .. nevermind,

disappointed in you two, what are you old people,?

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:41 PM (gLMhO)

809 Ah, fair enough. Eastern WA is like a whole 'nother country.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 03:40 PM (bcbK8

I had some miserably cold winters in Pullman. Did not leave the apartment for days. That said, i was living with a hot guy, so it worked out.

Posted by: IC at March 06, 2019 03:41 PM (a0IVu)

810 N. Spokane, for one.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 03:39 PM (t6MX/)


Close to me. Can't handle much more of this as my driveway is starting to choke down - nowhere left to throw the snow.
Neighbor told me this is the worst since 1939.

Posted by: LGoPs at March 06, 2019 03:42 PM (S4VYa)

811 HOLY SHIT. We did it again!!

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 06, 2019 03:42 PM (d8iVQ)

812 799 nurse, where is your sense of adventure!?
Posted by: willow


-----------------------

I plenty adventurous! we're going bungee jumping and shark wrestling.

and digging for geoduck!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2019 03:42 PM (d7Ww2)

813 810 Ah, fair enough. Eastern WA is like a whole 'nother country.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 03:40 PM (bcbK8

I had some miserably cold winters in Pullman. Did not leave the apartment for days. That said, i was living with a hot guy, so it worked out.
Posted by: IC at March 06, 2019 03:41 PM (a0IVu)

"young hearts, be free tonight..."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 03:42 PM (bcbK8)

814


Roses are red
Violets are blue
Republicans are evil
Let me spit on you

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at March 06, 2019 03:42 PM (ikxxu)

815 Neighbor told me this is the worst since 1939.




Posted by: LGoPs at March 06, 2019 03:42 PM (S4VYa)

That's what FiL said. I have shoveled about three feet since the middle of January.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 03:42 PM (t6MX/)

816 David Cornwallis.

Posted by: Thirdtwin at March 06, 2019 03:42 PM (MMJ/U)

817 nurse, all that in 48 hours?

what about the good stuff?

sheesh, kids these days.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:43 PM (gLMhO)

818 Eh, Doc, what saved the Russians was American supplies. Elmer wasn't quartermastering that.

Posted by: Buggs B at March 06, 2019 03:43 PM (ePWRo)

819 812
HOLY SHIT. We did it again!!

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 06, 2019 03:42 PM (d8iVQ)

You ain't nothin!!!

Posted by: 100th!!! at March 06, 2019 03:43 PM (9oE3U)

820 and digging for geoduck!

Posted by: nurse ratched

Checking Urban Dictionary now....

Posted by: Bruce at March 06, 2019 03:43 PM (8ikIW)

821 We were the only true fully mechanized army in history.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 03:38 PM (2LelM)


And we did it completely differently - using a motorized pool of assets rather than division-specific allocations.

Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 03:43 PM (X12/X)

822 Welp. I'm gonna go poop. I'll see if we have new thread in a bit!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 03:43 PM (bcbK8)

823 Close to me. Can't handle much more of this as my driveway is starting to choke down - nowhere left to throw the snow.
Neighbor told me this is the worst since 1939.

Posted by: LGoPs


Propane tanks and burners. Melt it.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 03:43 PM (IxRYM)

824 HOLY SHIT. We did it again!!

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 06, 2019 03:42 PM (d8iVQ)


Not a cult.....

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 03:44 PM (IXZGh)

825 818
nurse, all that in 48 hours?



what about the good stuff?



sheesh, kids these days.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:43 PM (gLMhO)

Are they Amish?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 03:44 PM (9oE3U)

826 yeah, I don't think i'd ever do the bungee jump.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:44 PM (gLMhO)

827 I plenty adventurous! we're going bungee jumping and shark wrestling.

and digging for geoduck!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2019 03:42 PM (d7Ww2)

And here I was thinking romantic dinners and walks on the beach..

Posted by: IC at March 06, 2019 03:44 PM (a0IVu)

828 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 03:43 PM (bcbK


Good luck. I hope everything comes out all right.

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 06, 2019 03:44 PM (d8iVQ)

829 821
and digging for geoduck!



Posted by: nurse ratched



Checking Urban Dictionary now....

Posted by: Bruce at March 06, 2019 03:43 PM (8ikIW)

A sammich works as bait.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 03:44 PM (t6MX/)

830 That's what FiL said. I have shoveled about three feet since the middle of January.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 03:42 PM (t6MX/)


Same here if not more. We live above the snow line.

Posted by: LGoPs at March 06, 2019 03:44 PM (S4VYa)

831 digging for geoduck!

You guys are talking about sex , aren't you.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 03:45 PM (LL1Be)

832 "young hearts, be free tonight..."
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 03:42 PM (bcbK8


That's RIGHT!

Posted by: Rod Stewart at March 06, 2019 03:45 PM (IXZGh)

833 Neighbor told me this is the worst since 1939.




Posted by: LGoPs at March 06, 2019 03:42 PM (S4VYa)

That's what FiL said. I have shoveled about three feet since the middle of January.
Posted by: flounder


I feel for y'all. When I get home I have to shovel another foot of sunshine.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 03:45 PM (IxRYM)

834 Not a cult.....

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 03:44 PM (IXZGh)

Man you started some shit. lol. everyone wants a piece a ya.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 03:45 PM (9oE3U)

835 Defense gives you a 3 to 1 advantage. That number improves with fortifications. But, yes, the Confederates were better warriors simply because they were fighting for hearth and home.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 03:35 PM (2LelM)

In terms of military skill their main advantage was in their officers. In that day and age officers were aristocrats(who spent time learning military arts) and the South had emulated Europe's aristocrats. Prior to the war the US Army's officers were overwhelmingly from the South.

This was ultimately unable to overcome their logistical difficulties, such as the fact that the South was a food importer reliant on exporting a few commodities(primarily cotton). The relative poverty of much of their lower class(many of whom were landless and could not find regular work) combined with their lack of ability to provide equipment through a central authority meant that they couldn't make much use of a lot of their population.

Posted by: Someguy at March 06, 2019 03:45 PM (dy5uS)

836 And here I was thinking romantic dinners and walks on the beach..
Posted by: IC at March 06, 2019 03:44 PM (a0IVu)


They'll both be walking with a limp for several days......

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 03:45 PM (IXZGh)

837 You sh*t house poets you sonsabitches I stooped to read this and sh*t in my britches. david corn. They paint these walls to still my pen but the sh*t house poet strikes again!

Posted by: raimondo at March 06, 2019 03:46 PM (RoI8M)

838 Bob, I dunno but they are definitely hunting down their own food

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:46 PM (gLMhO)

839 Propane tanks and burners. Melt it.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 03:43 PM (IxRYM)


Quarter mile driveway. Too much to burn.

Posted by: LGoPs at March 06, 2019 03:46 PM (S4VYa)

840 Same here if not more. We live above the snow line.




Posted by: LGoPs at March 06, 2019 03:44 PM (S4VYa)

Same here. We're in the hills.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 03:46 PM (t6MX/)

841 The problem is that mayor DiBlasio killed the Grondhog who told the truth. This new one lies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 03:46 PM (39g3+)

842 I feel for y'all. When I get home I have to shovel another foot of sunshine.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 03:45 PM (IxRYM)

word. i keep checking the pool temp.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 03:46 PM (9oE3U)

843 Welp. I'm gonna go poop.
........

Indoors or a Coyote Omelette?

Posted by: wth at March 06, 2019 03:46 PM (v0R5T)

844 Rural Paraguay. Worse crappers than Madagascar,

Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 06, 2019 03:47 PM (k3g2v)

845 what the fucks a geoduck?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 03:47 PM (9oE3U)

846 Chances are slim Ace will let us go to 1 K

Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2019 03:47 PM (BbGew)

847 846
what the fucks a geoduck?


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 03:47 PM (9oE3U)

Horsecock of the sea.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 03:47 PM (t6MX/)

848 But, yes, the Confederates were better warriors simply because they were fighting for hearth and home.

Well plus they were good old boys who grew up huntin' and fishin' and were largely Scottish, Irish, and Cornish stock used to fighting and scrapping for fun. Yankees had their advantages in business and finance but when it came to kicking ass were outclassed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 03:47 PM (39g3+)

849 846
what the fucks a geoduck?


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 03:47 PM (9oE3U)


It's a kind of clam.

Posted by: Huma at March 06, 2019 03:47 PM (ymnmz)

850 I get it, all that will keep the pressure off, do we just go home and jump into the sack, or do we hunt down dinner literally .

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:47 PM (gLMhO)

851 846 what the fucks a geoduck?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 03:47 PM (9oE3U)

It's a saltwater clam ..

Posted by: IC at March 06, 2019 03:48 PM (a0IVu)

852
Looks like this thread is running out of gas!

Posted by: Mr Hankey at March 06, 2019 03:48 PM (LilNs)

853 Geoduck's a clam if I'm not mistaken.

Posted by: LGoPs at March 06, 2019 03:48 PM (S4VYa)

854 what the fucks a geoduck?



It's a kind of clam.


Ah.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 03:48 PM (LL1Be)

855 what the fucks a geoduck?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 03:47 PM (9oE3U)

It's a saltwater clam ..
Posted by: IC at March 06, 2019 03:48 PM (a0IVu)
======

They are best steamed.

Posted by: Gwyneth at March 06, 2019 03:48 PM (vg8iE)

856 Man you started some shit. lol. everyone wants a piece a ya.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 03:45 PM (9oE3U)


Never in my wildest dreams did I think I would reach a status here at the AoS fine military blog........Not sure what that status is, but it's something.

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 03:48 PM (IXZGh)

857 Jacking the thread count, Boss!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 03:48 PM (ymnmz)

858 848
846

what the fucks a geoduck?




Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 03:47 PM (9oE3U)

Horsecock of the sea.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 03:47 PM (t6MX/)

thanks for clearing things up?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 03:49 PM (9oE3U)

859 David Corn has vowed to spend every waking moment in men's rooms until he gets to the bottom of this!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 06, 2019 03:49 PM (oVJmc)

860 854
Geoduck's a clam if I'm not mistaken.


Posted by: LGoPs at March 06, 2019 03:48 PM (S4VYa)

A big-assed clam, with a long neck, that looks like a horsecock.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 03:49 PM (t6MX/)

861
what the fucks a geoduck?


-------

Its a form of a weasel.

Like land crabs, but in reverse.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2019 03:49 PM (8XRCm)

862 what the fucks a geoduck?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 03:47 PM (9oE3U)


Lord love a geoduck.....

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 03:49 PM (IXZGh)

863
What a sad existence yours must be, Cornholio.
Posted by: he photographs his turds at March 06, 2019 03:39 PM (pNxlR)


I neglected to add that he dresses them in costumes first.

Blackface and KKK robes are his favorite costumes.

Posted by: potty humor is NEVER NOT a thing at March 06, 2019 03:49 PM (pNxlR)

864 I am sick of the rain and wind here in So Cal. Nothing compared to the snow you guys are dealing but all this humidity is irritating.

Posted by: IC at March 06, 2019 03:49 PM (a0IVu)

865 Looks like this thread is running out of gas!

Posted by: Mr Hankey at March 06, 2019 03:48 PM (LilNs)


Just like, dare I say it,... Hitler.

Posted by: LGoPs at March 06, 2019 03:49 PM (S4VYa)

866 Geoduck's a clam if I'm not mistaken.
Posted by: LGoPs at March 06, 2019 03:48 PM (S4VYa)

855 what the fucks a geoduck?



It's a kind of clam.

Ah.
Posted by: mikeyG


Mussel the size of your thigh.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 03:49 PM (IxRYM)

867 Eh, yer forgetting an importaint thing. Elmer's cousin Jefferson (where's my button)
Davis was running the show.

Posted by: Buggs B at March 06, 2019 03:49 PM (ePWRo)

868 You know if I ever had to use a airport restroom I'm going to have to take my Sharpy marker with me. I have been challenged.

Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2019 03:49 PM (BbGew)

869 t's a saltwater clam ..

Posted by: IC at March 06, 2019 03:48 PM (a0IVu)

======



They are best steamed.

Posted by: Gwyneth at March 06, 2019 03:48 PM (vg8iE)

Oh yeah. used to snag those pups in Maine i believe..

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 03:50 PM (9oE3U)

870 "Winner one day had the message 'I can't come to the phone right now. I'm on the can burnin' a mule' in a thick Chicago accent."

I remember they made a song out of it, to the tune of BOC's "Burnin' for You". I think it was Brandmeier's show?

Posted by: Chris M at March 06, 2019 03:50 PM (eAZVt)

871 Did ace fall in the shitter?

Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2019 03:50 PM (BXMxN)

872 still no nood...hmm

Posted by: IC at March 06, 2019 03:50 PM (a0IVu)

873 The boss must be cooking up another movie review.

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 06, 2019 03:50 PM (d8iVQ)

874 bungee jumping is about as alluring to me as parachuting out of a perfectly nice plane.

spouse loooves jumping out of planes, i'll never get it.. or roller coasters, or bungee jumping!

cliff climbing.

yeah i'm a wuss.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:51 PM (gLMhO)

875 th!

Posted by: wth at March 06, 2019 03:51 PM (v0R5T)

876 what the fucks a geoduck?
------
It's not a rock. It's a mineral, Marie!

Posted by: hank schrader at March 06, 2019 03:51 PM (Dh1wo)

877

I gave my love a cherry that had no stone

I gave my love a chicken that had no bone

Sorry for spilling my drool cup on your shoes

My love, Alexandria Horsemouth.


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at March 06, 2019 03:51 PM (ikxxu)

878
Well plus they were good old boys who grew up huntin' and fishin' and were largely Scottish, Irish, and Cornish stock used to fighting and scrapping for fun. Yankees had their advantages in business and finance but when it came to kicking ass were outclassed.


Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 03:47 PM (39g3+)


The NY Zouave regiments were as scrappy as any regiment the Confederates had.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 06, 2019 03:51 PM (TAmPV)

879 But the flood coming over the border, yeah. That is particularly annoying.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 03:38 PM (39g3+)

I haven't seen illegals along SR90 in years.

Saw some this past weekend.

Thanks, Congress. You useless pieces of Corn.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at March 06, 2019 03:51 PM (XJktg)

880 Seeing at New American that the GOPe, at PDJT's prompting, is rolling-out their own "paid family leave" plan.

Swell.

Posted by: DocJ at March 06, 2019 03:51 PM (fF3XF)

881 Did ace fall in the shitter?
Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2019 03:50 PM (BXMxN)

-----

Then pull the handle while trying to climb out???

Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2019 03:51 PM (8XRCm)

882 I fear something horrible has happened to Ace. Can someone check on him and see if he's trapped under a shelf of books? Also, check the crawlspace and see what you find.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 03:52 PM (2LelM)

883 This was ultimately unable to overcome their
logistical difficulties,
Posted by: Someguy at March 06, 2019 03:45 PM (dy5uS)


As much as I've read of WWII, I've read just a little about the actual TOE, operational considerations, and such of the Civil War. I've tried - just can never slog it.

But I've read the political and a bit of the economics. And I don't know why the South ever went on the offensive. Time seemed to be on their side. I think they could have waited Lincoln out.

Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 03:52 PM (X12/X)

884 Did ace fall in the shitter?

Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2019 03:50 PM (BXMxN)


Again?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 06, 2019 03:52 PM (tdp7L)

885 877
what the fucks a geoduck?
------
It's not a rock. It's a mineral, Marie!


Posted by: hank schrader at March 06, 2019 03:51 PM (Dh1wo)

Its a dessert topping!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 03:52 PM (9oE3U)

886 Did ace fall in the shitter?
Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2019 03:50 PM (BXMxN)

-----

Then pull the handle while trying to climb out???
Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2019 03:51 PM (8XRCm)


You guys are just being hateful now......

Posted by: Brie Larson at March 06, 2019 03:52 PM (IXZGh)

887 The boss must be cooking up another movie review.
.......

Gonna be hard to beat David Corn fake hate crime in the toilet.

Posted by: wth at March 06, 2019 03:52 PM (v0R5T)

888 bungee jumping is about as alluring to me as parachuting out of a perfectly nice plane.



spouse loooves jumping out of planes, i'll never get it.. or roller coasters, or bungee jumping!



cliff climbing.



yeah i'm a wuss.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:51 PM (gLMhO)


I jumped out of planes. In the Army. Five times.

I was what they called a 5 jump chump.


Got my wings though.

Posted by: LGoPs at March 06, 2019 03:52 PM (S4VYa)

889


The last guy I remember saying he saw some grafitti in a men's room was Morton Downey Jr.

And we know how that went!

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at March 06, 2019 03:52 PM (ikxxu)

890 what the fucks a geoduck?




Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 03:47 PM (9oE3U)


It's a kind of clam.


Posted by: Huma


Huma knows clams.

Posted by: human at March 06, 2019 03:52 PM (0CeRG)

891 Did ace fall in the shitter?
Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2019 03:50 PM (BXMxN)

Hobo Jerky takes time to cure, you know.

Posted by: DocJ at March 06, 2019 03:52 PM (fF3XF)

892 I fear something horrible has happened to Ace.

-----

Dehydration has killed more bloggers than bullets.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2019 03:53 PM (8XRCm)

893 I gave my love a cherry that had no stone

I gave my love a chicken that had no bone


*takes guitar and smashes it against the wall*

...sorry

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 03:53 PM (39g3+)

894 we pissed ace off, first the dirty doodie post
now he leaves us to ferment in our own filth

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:53 PM (gLMhO)

895 They are best steamed.



Posted by: Gwyneth at March 06, 2019 03:48 PM (vg8iE)

Oh yeah. used to snag those pups in Maine i believe..


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 03:50 PM (9oE3U)

I think Geoducks are west coast softshell. Like a Maine steamer, but HUGE. I think the biggest clam you get in the northeast is the Quahog a hard shell variety like the cherrystone, but mondo like a frisbee and thick as a football.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 03:53 PM (ymnmz)

896 what the fucks a geoduck?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 03:47 PM (9oE3U

Contrary to the name, neither fowl nor mineral.

It's a mud-dwelling filter feeder found in some lakes. Looks vile, but apparently people eat them?

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 06, 2019 03:53 PM (J+mig)

897 There is literally nothing I like about stuff involving my butt.

My idea of heaven has no pooping.

Gah.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 03:53 PM (bcbK8)

898
Well plus they were good old boys who grew up huntin' and fishin' and were largely Scottish, Irish, and Cornish stock used to fighting and scrapping for fun. Yankees had their advantages in business and finance but when it came to kicking ass were outclassed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 03:47 PM (39g3+)

The North had a comparable farm boy population(it was after all where the nation's and the South's food came from), and no shortage of Irishmen). What it lacked were officers. The existing officer corp was Southern and mostly joined the Confederacy.

Posted by: Someguy at March 06, 2019 03:54 PM (dy5uS)

899 Tlaib going against House leadership will submit impeachment resolution soon.


Ahaha

Posted by: HA at March 06, 2019 03:54 PM (MAstk)

900 now he leaves us to ferment in our own filth
=====

Why should today be any different?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 06, 2019 03:54 PM (vg8iE)

901 pretty soon the comments will start getting ridiculous. Lol.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 03:54 PM (9oE3U)

902 Did ace fall in the shitter?
Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2019 03:50 PM (BXMxN)


He's writing an epic anti-AOC graffito, one that will compete with War and Peace.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 03:54 PM (plMK3)

903 The last guy I remember saying he saw some grafitti in a men's room was Morton Downey Jr.

And we know how that went!

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at March 06, 2019 03:52 PM (ikxxu)


Didn't he pull a Jussie and claim it was white supremacists?

Isn't he dead?

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 03:54 PM (IXZGh)

904 LGop, yep, not doing it. he does it often. not me.
however i'm pretty bad ass on a dirt bike.
I hope that redeems me somehwat

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:54 PM (gLMhO)

905 This wave of invaders could be a PR op by either side. With the NYTs paying attention I suspect the coup is coordinating with Mueller to overwhelm the airwaves with negativity to launch the Nanzi's Impeachment Assault.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 03:54 PM (2LelM)

906
Mussel the size of your thigh.

But you 'dig' for them? Or was that an some sort of sex reference?
It's nurse ratched, so I can't be sure.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 03:54 PM (LL1Be)

907
Notice how Cornhole took the photograph in the restroom with the seat up. As if we'd ever believe that he was anything other than a sitzpinkler.

Posted by: his mangina demands it at March 06, 2019 03:54 PM (pNxlR)

908 Seeing at New American that the GOPe, at PDJT's prompting, is rolling-out their own "paid family leave" plan.

Swell.
Posted by: DocJ at March 06, 2019 03:51 PM (fF3XF)

Funny. Ben Domenech is a big fan.

He also trashes Boomers for voting themselves stuff.

But on the upside, it gives the Millenials a chance to hit the SSI trough before it goes belly up.

Posted by: golfman at March 06, 2019 03:54 PM (OE84+)

909 bicentennial, good point.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:55 PM (gLMhO)

910 the thing about a geoduck is it looks like a big ol' dick

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at March 06, 2019 03:55 PM (9AcAx)

911 What on earth are you guys talking about?

Posted by: Ladyl at March 06, 2019 03:55 PM (TdMsT)

912 Jennifer Aniston's nipples were incredible on Friends......

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 06, 2019 03:55 PM (jjaLl)

913 There is literally nothing I like about stuff involving my butt.

My idea of heaven has no pooping.

Gah.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 03:53 PM (bcbK
..........

Welcome to my world.

Posted by: Barbie at March 06, 2019 03:55 PM (v0R5T)

914
*takes guitar and smashes it against the wall*



...sorry

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 03:53 PM (39g3+)

LMFAO.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 03:55 PM (9oE3U)

915 There is literally nothing I like about stuff involving my butt.

My idea of heaven has no pooping.

Gah.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 03:53 PM (bcbK8


Sometimes, there are doors into people's heads that just shouldn't be opened.......

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 03:55 PM (IXZGh)

916 But you 'dig' for them? Or was that an some sort of sex reference?
It's nurse ratched, so I can't be sure.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 03:54 PM (LL1Be)


Nah. She's from the Northwest. My wife's from there. They find 'em on the beaches.

Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 03:55 PM (X12/X)

917 Lady, (udon'twannaknow)

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:55 PM (gLMhO)

918 Bad news: The windstorm that swept through Michigan last Monday blew a huge chunk of the roof off of my daughter's restaurant.

Good news: A roofing company was able to tarp it that night and fix it with a new rubber membrane roof the next day.

Really good news: The insurance adjuster called and said the checks will be sent out tomorrow. Everything covered except for a $1000 deductible.

Posted by: jwest at March 06, 2019 03:55 PM (/roJx)

919 Where's ace? Did he score a preview to Captain Marvel?

Posted by: josephistan at March 06, 2019 03:56 PM (7HtZB)

920 And I don't know why the South ever went on the offensive. Time seemed to be on their side. I think they could have waited Lincoln out.

Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 03:52 PM (X12/X)



Eh, Didn't Lincoln sucker punch the hot heads?

Posted by: Buggs B at March 06, 2019 03:56 PM (ePWRo)

921

Sen. Martha McSally revealed Wednesday that while in the Air Force, she was raped by a superior officer. McSally, the first female fighter pilot to fly in combat, spoke out at a Senate Armed Services hearing on the military's efforts to respond to and prevent sexual assaults.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2019 03:56 PM (aKsyK)

922
This is now a 1K race, chumps!

Posted by: don't be dissing our productivity at March 06, 2019 03:56 PM (pNxlR)

923 Jennifer Aniston's nipples were incredible on Friends......
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 06, 2019 03:55 PM (jjaLl)


She was one of my fave's at one time......

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 03:56 PM (IXZGh)

924 however i'm pretty bad ass on a dirt bike.

I hope that redeems me somehwat

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:54 PM (gLMhO)


It does Willow. It does.

BTW - I was scared sh**less on the first 4 jumps.

Posted by: LGoPs at March 06, 2019 03:56 PM (S4VYa)

925 Bing geoduck.

Don't open the videos, but look at the middle video presented.

That doesn't look like a clam.

Unless that's what the kids are calling it.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 03:56 PM (IxRYM)

926 My first car was a 1976 Buick Electra. Loved that car. Skinny white kid cruisin' in a ghetto boat. Good times.

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 06, 2019 03:56 PM (d8iVQ)

927 Looks like we will reach 1000.

Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2019 03:56 PM (BXMxN)

928 844 Welp. I'm gonna go poop.
........

Indoors or a Coyote Omelette?
Posted by: wth at March 06, 2019 03:46 PM (v0R5T)

Well I work in Seattle, so to fit in, I should drop a deuce on 3rd ave. But I used and abused the indoors crapper instead.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 03:57 PM (bcbK8)

929 What on earth are you guys talking about?
Posted by: Ladyl at March 06, 2019 03:55 PM (TdMsT)

------

Poop.
World War II monday morning quarterbacking
Eating shellfish that apparently looks like a giant penis
willow not starting a new thread

Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2019 03:57 PM (8XRCm)

930 A geoduck is a homo-sexual of the worst kind! This mincing mollusk! This gay-boy gastropod!

Posted by: bbc documenatrian at March 06, 2019 03:57 PM (Dh1wo)

931 911 the thing about a geoduck is it looks like a big ol' dick
Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at March 06, 2019 03:55 PM (9AcAx)

Oh no....

Posted by: The Geochicken at March 06, 2019 03:57 PM (7HtZB)

932 912
What on earth are you guys talking about?

Posted by: Ladyl at March 06, 2019 03:55 PM (TdMsT)


Big clams with a penis. or the other way around. I'm not sure anymore.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 03:57 PM (9oE3U)

933 And new sidebar content but no new post on main page

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 03:57 PM (bcbK8)

934 Are we pouncing or seizing here?

Posted by: An Observation at March 06, 2019 03:57 PM (gHaHS)

935 927 My first car was a 1976 Buick Electra. Loved that car. Skinny white kid cruisin' in a ghetto boat. Good times.
Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 06, 2019 03:56 PM (d8iVQ)

Crushed velvet seats the size of a living room sofa.

Those were the days.

Posted by: jwest at March 06, 2019 03:57 PM (/roJx)

936 907

Mussel the size of your thigh.

But you 'dig' for them? Or was that an some sort of sex reference?
It's nurse ratched, so I can't be sure.


Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 03:54 PM (LL1Be)

I know you guys have internet. They are a giant clam, of the razor clam variety. You dig for them on low tide. And they are about the size of a grown man's arm in some cases. They look like a horsecock, so yes, sexual references can and have been made. This bodes well for Nurse's assessment of Insomniac.

Cook them like any other clams, including steaming.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 03:57 PM (t6MX/)

937 918 Lady, (udon'twannaknow)
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:55 PM (gLMhO)



The Horde, left to its own devices....

Posted by: Ladyl at March 06, 2019 03:57 PM (TdMsT)

938 We are long past having any power to stop the invasion and fundamentally changing America.Posted by: slowdown at March 06, 2019 02:47 PM (fWdPl)
-----------

Unless some people make it difficult or unpleasant for other people to live here

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2019 03:57 PM (VeTjl)

939 913 Jennifer Aniston's nipples were incredible on Friends......
-------------------
There is rumors that Jennifer and Brad may be getting back together. This is according to the magazine covers at the grocery store checkout.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 03:57 PM (2LelM)

940 slow fake news day ... all we get is fake bathroom graffiti, and we don't even get to see that.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 06, 2019 03:58 PM (Cus5s)

941 *peeks in*

Good grief.

*leaves*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 03:58 PM (ptqGC)

942 Almost there! To the wall, Horde!

*sticks hat on sword*

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at March 06, 2019 03:58 PM (ZO78G)

943 Big clams with a penis. or the other way around. I'm not sure anymore.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 03:57 PM (9oE3U)


As long as it's not Alex the Chick's girl dick, I think we're safe.

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 03:58 PM (IXZGh)

944 Shelves must have fallen on ace.

Posted by: golfman at March 06, 2019 03:58 PM (OE84+)

945 945

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 03:58 PM (ymnmz)

946

Sen. Martha McSally revealed Wednesday that while in the Air Force, she was raped by a superior officer.

"revealed"

Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 03:58 PM (LL1Be)

947 TdMsT)


Big clams with a penis. or the other way around. I'm not sure anymore.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 03:57 PM (9oE3U)


Clams with a penis? That's a twofer in my world.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 06, 2019 03:59 PM (TdMsT)

948
*takes guitar and smashes it against the wall*

...sorry
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Get your own schtick!!!!

Posted by: El Kabong! at March 06, 2019 03:59 PM (LPnfS)

949 What if a commie corn poop hoax thread is ace's last thread? Talk about a blaze of glory.

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2019 03:59 PM (VeTjl)

950 My first car was a 1976 Buick Electra. Loved that car. Skinny white kid cruisin' in a ghetto boat. Good times.
====

Ha! That was my sister's first car.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 06, 2019 03:59 PM (vg8iE)

951
THIS IS ALL WILLOW'S FAULT!

WHAT DID YOU DO TO LOSE
YOUR POWERS, WOMAN?

Posted by: geoducks give geofucks at March 06, 2019 03:59 PM (pNxlR)

952 Geoducks are the steroid abusers of the clam world

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 03:59 PM (ymnmz)

953 Almost there! To the wall, Horde!

*sticks hat on sword*
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at March 06, 2019 03:58 PM (ZO78G)

The wall? Are the shelves attacking again?

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 06, 2019 03:59 PM (J+mig)

954
Jennifer Aniston's nipples were incredible on Friends......

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 06, 2019 03:55 PM (jjaLl)

Thankfully she hasn't succumbed to TDS.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 06, 2019 03:59 PM (TAmPV)

955 Just the other day wife and I watched Mike Rowe's Dirty jobs and they were working with geoducks. My thought was, who decided that it was something they wanted to eat?

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 06, 2019 03:59 PM (xPJvm)

956 927 My first car was a 1976 Buick Electra. Loved that car. Skinny white kid cruisin' in a ghetto boat. Good times.
-----------------
Was that Kojacks car?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 03:59 PM (2LelM)

957 Wow, Snickers new "You need some smoothness" ads are just pieces of shit.....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 06, 2019 03:59 PM (jjaLl)

958 There is rumors that Jennifer and Brad may be getting back together.
This is according to the magazine covers at the grocery store checkout.


I guess Brad likes her nipples too.

Posted by: LGoPs at March 06, 2019 04:00 PM (S4VYa)

959 Sen. Martha McSally revealed Wednesday that while in the Air Force, she was raped by a superior officer.

Superior in what way?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 04:00 PM (ptqGC)

960 Posted by: The Geochicken at March 06, 2019 03:57 PM (7HtZB)

I LOL'd.

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:00 PM (IXZGh)

961 What type of clam is a Cleveland steamer then??

Posted by: andycanuck at March 06, 2019 04:00 PM (Dh1wo)

962 922

Sen. Martha McSally revealed Wednesday that while in the Air Force, she was raped by a superior officer. McSally, the first female fighter pilot to fly in combat, spoke out at a Senate Armed Services hearing on the military's efforts to respond to and prevent sexual assaults.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2019 03:56 PM (aKsyK)

That sucks. Sadly, I'm not surprised.

Angered but not surprised. I don't like rape.

Assuming, of course, it actually went down the way she said.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:00 PM (bcbK8)

963
Clams with a penis? That's a twofer in my world.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 06, 2019 03:59 PM (TdMsT)

-----

**Spock Eyebrow**

Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2019 04:00 PM (8XRCm)

964 >>>It's amazing how bitter & quick-to-battle some conservatives are.

Yep, it's amazing, that's what it is. Amazing.
Also self-defense.

Posted by: m at March 06, 2019 04:00 PM (Scps5)

965 Digging for clams is just one of those "lets go do something as a couple" things you do on the Northwest pacific coast. Basically its an excuse to go to the beach together.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 04:00 PM (39g3+)

966 Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 03:58 PM (LL1Be)

They certainly know how to pick a word

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2019 04:00 PM (VeTjl)

967 We are long past having any power to stop the invasion and fundamentally changing America.Posted by: slowdown at March 06, 2019 02:47 PM (fWdPl)
-----------

Unless some people make it difficult or unpleasant for other people to live here
Posted by: ...



If it ever goes pear shaped...

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 04:00 PM (IxRYM)

968 I'm feeling a nood coming on...i think its a nood. oh no, never mind.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 04:00 PM (9oE3U)

969 who decided that it was something they wanted to eat?
-----------------
Hungry people.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 04:00 PM (2LelM)

970 I wish we could have a melania post - all her best looks. ettes can discuss shoes, clothes, make up....*happy*

Posted by: IC at March 06, 2019 04:00 PM (a0IVu)

971 966
Digging for clams is just one of those "lets go do something as a
couple" things you do on the Northwest pacific coast. Basically its an
excuse to go to the beach together.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 04:00 PM (39g3+)



???????????????????

Posted by: Huma at March 06, 2019 04:01 PM (ymnmz)

972 957 927 My first car was a 1976 Buick Electra. Loved that car. Skinny white kid cruisin' in a ghetto boat. Good times.
-----------------
Was that Kojacks car?
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 03:59 PM (2LelM)

Who loves ya baby?

God, I loved that show.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:01 PM (bcbK8)

973 Fuck you deporables!!!

*runs from thread waving arms in effeminate fashion*

Posted by: David Corn at March 06, 2019 04:01 PM (BDZWU)

974 969 I'm feeling a nood coming on...i think its a nood. oh no, never mind.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 04:00 PM (9oE3U)


An awaited nood never comes.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 06, 2019 04:01 PM (TdMsT)

975 Here we sit all broken-hearted . . . .

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 04:01 PM (t6MX/)

976 slides spork across the blogs bar, does that work?

ok scratches aces name into the blogs bar.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 04:01 PM (gLMhO)

977 962 What type of clam is a Cleveland steamer then??
-------------
Clam Negra.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 04:01 PM (2LelM)

978 Begone infomercial hash!

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2019 04:01 PM (VeTjl)

979 My thought was, who decided that it was something they wanted to eat?

Someone reaaaally hungry. Which in that region is odd, because they're food freaking everywhere.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 04:01 PM (39g3+)

980 964


Clams with a penis? That's a twofer in my world.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 06, 2019 03:59 PM (TdMsT)



-----



**Spock Eyebrow**

Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2019 04:00 PM (8XRCm)

this is where we ask for pics right?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 04:01 PM (9oE3U)

981 969 I'm feeling a nood coming on...i think its a nood. oh no, never mind.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 04:00 PM (9oE3U)

Just an air biscuit?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:01 PM (bcbK8)

982 "revealed"

Why the scare quotes?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2019 04:01 PM (9t0Zz)

983 go go go go

Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 04:01 PM (LL1Be)

984 Ugh. This is worse than cattle-business. I'm going to the drawing room.

Posted by: Rik at March 06, 2019 04:01 PM (d8iVQ)

985
Just added some more equipment to our media room. Now have five remotes to deal with -- not to mention the Bluetooth/computer connection. Wife probably will be hopelessly confused for a few weeks. Then suddenly will be berating me for picking up the wrong remote.

I like women who are challenged by men, then give 'em a buncha shit when they 'catch up'.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 06, 2019 04:01 PM (jYje5)

986 Please, not another Marvel thread.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 04:01 PM (ptqGC)

987 There is rumors that Jennifer and Brad may be getting back together.
This is according to the magazine covers at the grocery store checkout.

I guess Brad likes her nipples too.

Posted by: LGoPs at March 06, 2019 04:00 PM (S4VYa)
.........

I bet he does, after his wife had hers destroyed.

Posted by: wth at March 06, 2019 04:01 PM (v0R5T)

988 947 Sen. Martha McSally revealed Wednesday that while in the Air Force, she was raped by a superior officer.

"revealed"
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 03:58 PM (LL1Be)

Agreed. Let's say "alleged."

Posted by: m at March 06, 2019 04:02 PM (Scps5)

989 Just the other day wife and I watched Mike Rowe's Dirty jobs and they were working with geoducks. My thought was, who decided that it was something they wanted to eat?
Posted by: Pug Mahon


A very hungry, piss poor hunter, PNW indian?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 04:02 PM (IxRYM)

990 Almost time for the "1000th"!!!!!! posts.....

I'll start....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 06, 2019 04:02 PM (jjaLl)

991 We shall post in the beaches, we shall post on the landing grounds, we shall post on the fields and in streets. We shall post in the hills. We will never wear pants.

Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 04:02 PM (X12/X)

992 There were probably a dozen or so worth of Valdez's sunk in the North Atlantic. I wonder how the world survived that environmental disaster. /s

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 06, 2019 04:02 PM (zO1cf)

993 Ad revenue is loving the F5 hits.

Posted by: golfman at March 06, 2019 04:02 PM (OE84+)

994 Ace is waiting for the thread to hit 999 before he posts a new one

Posted by: josephistan at March 06, 2019 04:02 PM (7HtZB)

995 God, I loved that show.

Great theme song, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 04:02 PM (39g3+)

996 973 957 927 My first car was a 1976 Buick Electra. Loved that car. Skinny white kid cruisin' in a ghetto boat. Good times.
-----------------
Was that Kojacks car?
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 03:59 PM (2LelM)

Who loves ya baby?

God, I loved that show.
-----------------
If you had that car you had to have a candy pop in your mouth.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 04:02 PM (2LelM)

997 Here we sit all broken-hearted . . . .
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 04:01 PM (t6MX/)

------

Tried to fart but only sharted.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2019 04:02 PM (8XRCm)

998 Holy cow, I went to lunch and came back and here we still are.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 06, 2019 04:02 PM (QBy2Q)

999 Shit!!!

1000th!!!!!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 06, 2019 04:02 PM (jjaLl)

1000 87 Please, not another Marvel thread.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 04:01 PM (ptqGC)


Agreed.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 06, 2019 04:02 PM (TdMsT)

1001 But seriously, hope Ace is ok...or that he's writing the most epic movie review evah.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:02 PM (bcbK8)

1002 What do we win if we are number 1000 ?

Posted by: Cheri at March 06, 2019 04:02 PM (oiNtH)

1003 YESSS!!!!!

Posted by: golfman at March 06, 2019 04:02 PM (OE84+)

1004 Imma leave this right here.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 04:02 PM (ymnmz)

1005 1000th!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:02 PM (IXZGh)

1006 *paints face blue*
1000 !!!

Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 04:02 PM (X12/X)

1007
who decided that it was something they wanted to eat?

The same people who lick a spotted toad to see if it's hallucinogenic? And then they get hungry?

Oh, look! A Horsedick!!! Let's steam it!!!!

Posted by: LGoPs at March 06, 2019 04:02 PM (S4VYa)

1008 Just the other day wife and I watched Mike Rowe's Dirty jobs and they were working with geoducks. My thought was, who decided that it was something they wanted to eat?
Posted by: Pug Mahon

They observed animals feeding, and then decide that this is what they otter do.

Posted by: The PUNisher at March 06, 2019 04:02 PM (6rX0K)

1009 994 Ad revenue is loving the F5 hits.
Posted by: golfman at March 06, 2019 04:02 PM (OE84+)

They're Mig-28s!

Posted by: Producers of Top Gun at March 06, 2019 04:03 PM (7HtZB)

1010 Because "revealed" implies "concealed".

Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 04:03 PM (LL1Be)

1011 who decided that it was something they wanted to eat?
-----------------
Hungry people.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 04:00 PM (2LelM)

I've always wondered about the first lobster or crab eater.

yeah this look yummy.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 04:03 PM (gLMhO)

1012 YAY ME!!!!!!
Only been on the thread for 10 minutes and I WIN I WIN I WIN!!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 06, 2019 04:03 PM (jjaLl)

1013 I'm worried that Ace got a life. We're screwed if he did.

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 06, 2019 04:03 PM (aS1PU)

1014
ace has taken the challenge to help Brie Larson develop palpable ass cheeks, people!

Right now he's looking up the definition of "palpable".

Posted by: Sancho Pansy sez, "Good luck with that!" at March 06, 2019 04:03 PM (pNxlR)

1015 OK now what?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 04:03 PM (ymnmz)

1016 Oh hell. Missed it by that much.

Posted by: Cheri at March 06, 2019 04:03 PM (oiNtH)

1017 Sponge!!!!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 04:03 PM (IxRYM)

1018
Tried to fart but only sharted.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2019 04:02 PM (8XRCm)


Hillary? Is that you?

Posted by: Ladyl at March 06, 2019 04:03 PM (TdMsT)

1019 1006 1000th!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:02 PM (IXZGh)

LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 06, 2019 04:03 PM (QBy2Q)

1020 987
Please, not another Marvel thread.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 04:01 PM (ptqGC)

This. I'll off myself.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 04:03 PM (9oE3U)

1021 We could have a Marvelettes thread!

Posted by: m at March 06, 2019 04:03 PM (Scps5)

1022 we could talk about Somali gangs trying to make the US more like home by fighting their wars here.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 06, 2019 04:03 PM (37IEG)

1023 1000 Shit!!!

1000th!!!!!!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 06, 2019 04:02 PM (jjaLl)


Very nice hit!

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 06, 2019 04:03 PM (d8iVQ)

1024 Sen. Martha McSally revealed Wednesday that while in the Air Force, she was raped by a superior officer.

I mean, its plausible? But after this many years, without any evidence or supporting testimony, why even bring it up? I am tired of this "oh something happened to me in the 1970s" stuff.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 04:03 PM (39g3+)

1025
Please do not throw cigarette butts into the urinals, as it makes them soggy and very hard to light.

Posted by: Your Socialist Future at March 06, 2019 04:04 PM (jYje5)

1026 What are we supposed to do now?!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 04:04 PM (t6MX/)

1027 They observed animals feeding, and then decide that this is what they otter do.

Posted by: The PUNisher at March 06, 2019 04:02 PM (6rX0K)

Don't be sealy.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 06, 2019 04:04 PM (QBy2Q)

1028 In the north of England, the working class throw bricks, often through certain windows. I'm not advocating that behavior - it's totally inappropriate and I condemn those bad bad people with every ventricle. Just stating a fact.

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2019 04:04 PM (VeTjl)

1029 Sponge !!!

Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 04:04 PM (X12/X)

1030 1020
1006 1000th!!!!!



Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:02 PM (IXZGh)


You're a lunatic. lol!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 04:04 PM (9oE3U)

1031 1015


ace has taken the challenge to help Brie Larson develop palpable ass cheeks, people!



Right now he's looking up the definition of "palpable".

Posted by: Sancho Pansy sez, "Good luck with that!" at March 06, 2019 04:03 PM (pNxlR)

I heard if you pinch your cheeks some they will plump up some and show a little color.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 04:04 PM (ymnmz)

1032 1000th!!!!!!

Well, that escalated quickly.

Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2019 04:04 PM (jOEDM)

1033 LOL
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 06, 2019 04:03 PM (QBy2Q)


I'm a loser, baby, so why don't ya kill me.....

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:04 PM (IXZGh)

1034 But I've read the political and a bit of the economics. And I don't know why the South ever went on the offensive. Time seemed to be on their side. I think they could have waited Lincoln out.

Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 03:52 PM (X12/X)

Its tough to say since politics is hard to predict, but if the South had played it defensively, merely beating back some incursions, the North may have tired and sought a negotiated peace. As it was, the South exhausted resources in a futile incursion, even if they took the capitol, that didn't end the war of 1812 and Americans tend to be more angered than depressed by things of that nature.

Economically the food and good shortages would've been a continual pressure on the South, but they had to deal with that on the offensive anyways.

Posted by: Someguy at March 06, 2019 04:04 PM (dy5uS)

1035 Turn the cannon around! Turn the cannon around!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at March 06, 2019 04:04 PM (ZO78G)

1036 Ketosis and Comic Book Movies are two things I think we can cut back on. Are we all agreed?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 04:04 PM (2LelM)

1037 1011 Because "revealed" implies "concealed".
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 04:03 PM (LL1Be)

Revealed also = occurred. We have courts of law. She can make claims and she can allege.

Posted by: m at March 06, 2019 04:04 PM (Scps5)

1038 We're all waiting for Noodot!

Posted by: andycanuck at March 06, 2019 04:05 PM (Dh1wo)

1039 David Corn I personally responsible for thousands of twitter pictures of AOC graffiti next few days.

Posted by: t fna tl fna tl:dr at March 06, 2019 04:05 PM (RCnU/)

1040
1000 Shit!!!


For a thread devoted to public potties, could there be a better 1K comment than this?

Posted by: truly, this is the best of all possible worlds at March 06, 2019 04:05 PM (pNxlR)

1041 ...and the winner is...SSBN 656 (G)
You may collect your prize at Ace's apartment anytime after 11:30am weekdays. Please ring bell repeatedly to wake him up.

Posted by: wth at March 06, 2019 04:05 PM (v0R5T)

1042 Who would have thought a Corn turd thread would hit a thousand?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 04:05 PM (IxRYM)

1043 1006 1000th!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:02 PM (IXZGh)



I really do love this place.

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 06, 2019 04:05 PM (d8iVQ)

1044 That's something I really miss, great theme songs on TV shows. They went to this 15 second jingle thing and now you never get another Hill Street Blues or Rockford Files song, its a lost art. Reminds me of the "mini songs" in Demolition Man.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 04:05 PM (39g3+)

1045 alright girls, it's because we don't fix ourselves up when we come to chat here.
ace is tired of our worn out jammies and our sock feet.

we should do better

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 04:05 PM (gLMhO)

1046 Assuming, of course, it actually went down the way she said.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:00 PM (bcbK




Big assumption

Posted by: Buggs B at March 06, 2019 04:05 PM (ePWRo)

1047 For a thread devoted to public potties, could there be a better 1K comment than this?
Posted by: truly, this is the best of all possible worlds at March 06, 2019 04:05 PM (pNxlR)


Nailed it!

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:05 PM (IXZGh)

1048 I'm a loser, baby, so why don't ya kill me.....

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:04 PM (IXZGh)

I thought you were doing it on purpose, a la your FIRST!! posts.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 06, 2019 04:05 PM (QBy2Q)

1049 Reform up, there is another battery to charge!

Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2019 04:06 PM (BbGew)

1050 1025 Sen. Martha McSally revealed Wednesday that while in the Air Force, she was raped by a superior officer.

I mean, its plausible? But after this many years, without any evidence or supporting testimony, why even bring it up? I am tired of this "oh something happened to me in the 1970s" stuff.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 04:03 PM (39g3+)

Jah. Maybe she wants the victim status points?

But if she was raped, then she needs to name the accuser and he (assuming it was a he) needs to go to trial.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:06 PM (bcbK8)

1051
we should do better
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 04:05 PM (gLMhO)


DRINK!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:06 PM (IXZGh)

1052 My personal state of doubt over McSally's claim has been directly impacted by the last several years of women claiming that awkward or regrettable consensual sex = 'rape'.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 04:06 PM (LL1Be)

1053 1046
alright girls, it's because we don't fix ourselves up when we come to chat here.

ace is tired of our worn out jammies and our sock feet.



we should do better

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 04:05 PM (gLMhO)

*smooths grass skirt**slicks back hair*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 04:06 PM (9oE3U)

1054 1035 But I've read the political and a bit of the economics. And I don't know why the South ever went on the offensive. Time seemed to be on their side. I think they could have waited Lincoln out.
-----------------
The answer was to prove to the British that the Confederate Army was for real so they would swing in with their navy. Remember, it was Washington that won the Revolution with support of the French Navy. The problem with the plan was that Egypt had a bumper crop of cotton that year and British mills were saved.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 04:06 PM (2LelM)

1055 Turn the cannon around! Turn the cannon around!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at March 06, 2019 04:04 PM (ZO78G)

Re-living Pickett's Charge?

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at March 06, 2019 04:06 PM (XJktg)

1056 ace is tired of our worn out jammies and our sock feet.

I dunno, I like the onesie with the flap on the back.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 04:06 PM (39g3+)

1057
I thought you were doing it on purpose, a la your FIRST!! posts.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 06, 2019 04:05 PM (QBy2Q)


Yes, well.....Honestly, I was trying to hit that one. Paused on 993 a bit too long, it seems.

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:07 PM (IXZGh)

1058 I thought David Corn was gay, in which case he doesn't want to date A O-C although I'm sure he could fake a graffiti attack in aid of the cause.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2019 04:07 PM (AllCR)

1059
Fook all y'all. I preemptively claim

FIRST!!!

for the thread yet to arrive next.

Posted by: truly, this is the best of all possible worlds at March 06, 2019 04:07 PM (pNxlR)

1060 1038 1011 Because "revealed" implies "concealed".
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 04:03 PM (LL1Be)

Revealed also = occurred. We have courts of law. She can make claims and she can allege.
Posted by: m at March 06, 2019 04:04 PM (Scps5)

Are we talking about nipples?

Or am I getting threads crossed?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:07 PM (bcbK8)

1061 But hey
knock yourself out.

#believeallwomen

Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 04:07 PM (LL1Be)

1062 whistles at Bob, nice.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 04:07 PM (gLMhO)

1063 YAY ME!!!!!!
Only been on the thread for 10 minutes and I WIN I WIN I WIN!!!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 06, 2019 04:03 PM (jjaLl)


*hangs medal around neck*

**kisses both cheeks**

Posted by: Use kbdabear's ONT posts for visual reference ... at March 06, 2019 04:07 PM (LPnfS)

1064 I dunno, I like the onesie with the flap on the back.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 04:06 PM (39g3+)


I'd wear those, as long as there was a pee flap in the front.

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:07 PM (IXZGh)

1065 If ace posts a Marvel thread, someone should criticize him for it right in the comments. Something like "come on, no one cares". Especially if it's a long post. Ace will surely see the humor in it and laugh it up right along with you.

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2019 04:07 PM (VeTjl)

1066 1046 alright girls, it's because we don't fix ourselves up when we come to chat here.
ace is tired of our worn out jammies and our sock feet.

we should do better
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 04:05 PM (gLMhO)


Speak for yourself! I got dressed, put on lipstick and went out and engaged in commerce today!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 06, 2019 04:07 PM (TdMsT)

1067


Good sized clams at the Lobster House in Cape May on the raw bar, good eating.

Mike's in Sea Isle makes great littleneck steamers, garlic and butter...

Dammit. I could go for some of that now.



Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at March 06, 2019 04:07 PM (ikxxu)

1068 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:06 PM (bcbK

She said it was one of her superiors. That narrows the pool tremendously and unfairly screws with the innocent of the group if her story is true.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 06, 2019 04:08 PM (zO1cf)

1069
Life is like a toilet... it's always full of assholes.

Posted by: Your Socialist Future at March 06, 2019 04:08 PM (jYje5)

1070 Geez, I go away for a while, and we're still in the bathroom of David Corn's imagination?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 06, 2019 04:08 PM (oVJmc)

1071 First!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 06, 2019 04:08 PM (AB9tT)

1072 When I heard McSally make this claim, I was very sorry for her. She's very believable. But that's not the standard we use and that's a good thing. She'll agree, I believe, in later statements.

Posted by: m at March 06, 2019 04:08 PM (Scps5)

1073 If I recall, Mike Rowe thought it tasted like shit when they cooked it for him

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at March 06, 2019 04:08 PM (9AcAx)

1074 Dang, I missed the Norman Conquest!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 04:08 PM (xfb67)

1075 Lady well if He decides to come back it is because of women like you, you saved the rest of us . ty

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 04:08 PM (gLMhO)

1076 ace is tired of our worn out jammies and our sock feet.

I dunno, I like the onesie with the flap on the back.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Seriously. Try to find a pair with the "flap".

All you can find is the damn slit ones.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 04:08 PM (IxRYM)

1077 If ace posts a Marvel thread, someone should criticize him for it right in the comments

Tell him that "comic are for kids."
He loves that.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 04:08 PM (LL1Be)

1078 How does a Jewish guy end up with the last name Corn? Did he change his last name like Jon Stewart?

Posted by: Augustine at March 06, 2019 04:08 PM (BDZWU)

1079 Economically the food and good shortages would've
been a continual pressure on the South, but they had to deal with that
on the offensive anyways.
Posted by: Someguy at March 06, 2019 04:04 PM (dy5uS)


Concur. Hell - nobody was rushing to take up arms before Fort Sumpter. Every day the Confederacy existed, it gained a little bit of legitimacy. Let it exist long enough - and it's a thing.

Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 04:09 PM (X12/X)

1080 Got to get one of those intersectionalitys, the more the better.

Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2019 04:09 PM (BbGew)

1081 1066 If ace posts a Marvel thread, someone should criticize him for it right in the comments. Something like "come on, no one cares". Especially if it's a long post. Ace will surely see the humor in it and laugh it up right along with you.
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2019 04:07 PM (VeTjl)

I care.

Posted by: m at March 06, 2019 04:09 PM (Scps5)

1082 Whatever happened to the Ewok signal?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 04:09 PM (ptqGC)

1083 I dunno, I like the onesie with the flap on the back.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 04:06 PM (39g3+)

-------

**Spock Eyebrow**


Hey there BIG boy.

Posted by: SHEP! at March 06, 2019 04:09 PM (8XRCm)

1084 Oh, look! A Horsedick!!! Let's steam it!!!!
------
Oh, my!

Posted by: ensign sulu at March 06, 2019 04:09 PM (Dh1wo)

1085 I'm literally in bed, wearing sweats, because its snowing outside and I'm still fighting off this cold. Feel a lot better though, the cough is less "paralyzing wracking spasms and can barely breathe" and more "can I get this crud out of my lungs yet?"

Sold a half dozen gaming books today though, that was a nice surprise.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 04:09 PM (39g3+)

1086 People don't write bathroom graffiti about congressmen. Ever. It doesn't happen.

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2019 04:09 PM (VeTjl)

1087 Suck it up. We can make 2000.

Posted by: wth at March 06, 2019 04:09 PM (v0R5T)

1088

Indiana software companies are warning they'll face real-world costs if legislators don't pass a hate crime bill.

The Indiana Technology and Innovation Association, formed four months ago to lobby for the tech industry's interests, says many of its 100 members are still getting blowback from the controversy four years ago over the Religious Freedom Restoration Act. Fishers-based Memory Ventures and Zionsville's Clear Software both say they lost top executives over RFRA. and other companies say they've been turned down by lenders or venture capital firms who still have a negative view of Indiana.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2019 04:09 PM (aKsyK)

1089 Sen. Martha McSally revealed Wednesday that while in the Air Force, she was raped by a superior officer.

I mean, its plausible? But after this many years, without any evidence or supporting testimony, why even bring it up? I am tired of this "oh something happened to me in the 1970s" stuff.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 04:03 PM (39g3+)


Oh Christ, not this shit again. Too late, Toots. Shoulda brought this up back in the day. Even if it occurred, it's ancient history now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 04:09 PM (plMK3)

1090 Life is like a toilet... it's always full of assholes.

Yeah, but compared to my life, a toilet has it easy.

It only has to deal with one asshole at a time.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 06, 2019 04:09 PM (1beh4)

1091 Didn't we have a Senator or something hanging out in a stall in SL or something? Not sure, but that made the big time for the MFM.

Posted by: Colin at March 06, 2019 04:10 PM (eodP7)

1092 1050
Reform up, there is another battery to charge!

Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2019 04:06 PM (BbGew)
If only he was talking about electrical things, but he's not.

Posted by: 17th Lancers at March 06, 2019 04:10 PM (37IEG)

1093
1066 If ace posts a Marvel thread, someone should criticize him for it right in the comments. Something like "come on, no one cares". Especially if it's a long post. Ace will surely see the humor in it and laugh it up right along with you.
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2019 04:07 PM (VeTjl)


Oh, yes! That's the best way for a noob to become ace's newest and bestest friend!

Posted by: truly, this is the best of all possible worlds at March 06, 2019 04:10 PM (pNxlR)

1094 1067 I got dressed, put on lipstick and went out and engaged in commerce today!
Posted by: Ladyl at March 06, 2019 04:07 PM (TdMsT)

Did you go to see The Movie?

Posted by: m at March 06, 2019 04:10 PM (Scps5)

1095 Heh. Apparently it IS snowing in Monroe.

Mwa ha ha...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:10 PM (bcbK8)

1096 Turn the cannon around! Turn the cannon around!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at March 06, 2019 04:04 PM (ZO78G)

Re-living Pickett's Charge?
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum)

Or re-dying....

Posted by: 69th PVI with triple shotted loads at March 06, 2019 04:10 PM (6rX0K)

1097 Oh Lord, 2000 coming up

Posted by: Cheri at March 06, 2019 04:10 PM (oiNtH)

1098 Saw another great nickname for AOC in the comments at David Thompson's blog:

Chiquita Khrushchev.

Heh.

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 06, 2019 04:10 PM (wSGZR)

1099 Did David use the men's or lady's room?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 06, 2019 04:10 PM (Z+IKu)

1100 Christopher Mucinex! also the Mucinex nose spray.
saved my life this go around.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 04:10 PM (gLMhO)

1101 1100!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 04:10 PM (ymnmz)

1102 1076 Lady well if He decides to come back it is because of women like you, you saved the rest of us . ty
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 04:08 PM (gLMhO)

You are welcome! I've got on a lace bra and panties, just for the 'Ron's.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 06, 2019 04:11 PM (TdMsT)

1103 1086
I'm literally in bed, wearing sweats, because its snowing outside and
I'm still fighting off this cold. Feel a lot better though, the cough
is less "paralyzing wracking spasms and can barely breathe" and more
"can I get this crud out of my lungs yet?"



Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 04:09 PM (39g3+)

Get in the cart Chris.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 04:11 PM (9oE3U)

1104 If I recall, Mike Rowe thought it tasted like shit when they cooked it for him

Never had any, but I've heard gooeyduck isn't very tasty. I'm not real big on clams anyway. Like chewing on pieces of rolled up rubber cement.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 04:11 PM (39g3+)

1105 How does a Jewish guy end up with the last name Corn? Did he change his last name like Jon Stewart?
Posted by: Augustine at March 06, 2019 04:08 PM (BDZWU)


They shortened it from Cornholeme when they came over on the boat.

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:11 PM (IXZGh)

1106 Are you ready for C2K?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 04:11 PM (xfb67)

1107 How does a Jewish guy end up with the last name Corn?

It would have started off as something like Kornheiser.

Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2019 04:11 PM (Zo1XC)

1108 His original name was Richard Cornberg.

"If you don't give me a key to this bathroom I'll steal one. Eat it, Harvey!"

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2019 04:11 PM (VeTjl)

1109 The problem with the plan was that Egypt had a bumper crop of cotton that year and British mills were saved.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 04:06 PM (2LelM)



oh, Peoples always learnin new things from the horde

Posted by: Buggs B at March 06, 2019 04:11 PM (ePWRo)

1110 Welp, I do not appear to be first.

Posted by: Weasel at March 06, 2019 04:11 PM (MVjcR)

1111 Indiana software companies are warning they'll face real-world costs if legislators don't pass a hate crime bill.

If only I were still Governor - I'd sign that bill in a second !!!


Posted by: Mike Pence at March 06, 2019 04:11 PM (X12/X)

1112 Anyone want to talk about Joyce or Faulkner?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 04:11 PM (2LelM)

1113
Get in the cart Chris.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 04:11 PM (9oE3U)


BRING OUT YER DEAD!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:11 PM (IXZGh)

1114 1086 I'm literally in bed, wearing sweats, because its snowing outside and I'm still fighting off this cold. Feel a lot better though, the cough is less "paralyzing wracking spasms and can barely breathe" and more "can I get this crud out of my lungs yet?"

Sold a half dozen gaming books today though, that was a nice surprise.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 04:09 PM (39g3+)

Congrats man.

Bring some to the MoMe in May, please.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:11 PM (bcbK8)

1115 If ace posts a Marvel thread, someone should criticize him for it right in the comments. Something like "come on, no one cares". Especially if it's a long post. Ace will surely see the humor in it and laugh it up right along with you.
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2019 04:07 PM (VeTjl)

Oh, yes! That's the best way for a noob to become ace's newest and bestest friend!
Posted by: truly, this is the best of all possible worlds

numero uno is to compare the construction of his post with his attempts at shelving

Posted by: $5 says that he dies screaming at March 06, 2019 04:11 PM (6rX0K)

1116
You are welcome! I've got on a lace bra and panties, just for the 'Ron's.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 06, 2019 04:11 PM (TdMsT)

i feel a nood coming on again.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 04:12 PM (9oE3U)

1117 Oh Christ, not this shit again. Too late, Toots. Shoulda brought this up back in the day.

Yeah, like during her totally hard-charging, highly-motivated Senate run against Sinema.
In which she spent less than half her campaign fund and quit when she found out it was easier to just wait for the governor to appoint her.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 04:12 PM (LL1Be)

1118 o hell i'm going to waste all my comment count on THis THread?

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 04:12 PM (gLMhO)

1119 McSally, 52, did not identify her assailant, at what point in her military career the assault took place, where the alleged rape occurred, or the names of the people she later told.

Here we go again. Could it have been Kavanaugh, perchance? Jimmy Hoffa? Judge Crater?

I am SO sick of this shit. She left the USAF nine years ago. What's the rush?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 04:12 PM (plMK3)

1120 1113 Anyone want to talk about Joyce or Faulkner?
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 04:11 PM (2LelM)

Only if you want me to spit and start talking a high, squeaky voice.

Fucking Faulkner...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:12 PM (bcbK8)

1121 got on a lace bra and panties, just for the 'Ron's.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 06, 2019 04:11 PM (TdMsT)

i feel a nood coming on again.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 04:12 PM (9oE3U)


Posted by: Ladyl at March 06, 2019 04:12 PM (TdMsT)

1122 1113
Anyone want to talk about Joyce or Faulkner?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 04:11 PM (2LelM)


Sure...what was their position on geoduck?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 04:12 PM (ymnmz)

1123
1092 Didn't we have a Senator or something hanging out in a stall in SL or something? Not sure, but that made the big time for the MFM.
Posted by: Colin at March 06, 2019 04:10 PM (eodP7)


Larry Something or Another, Idaho Senator, in Minneapolis-St. Paul airport.

Posted by: truly, this is the best of all possible worlds at March 06, 2019 04:12 PM (pNxlR)

1124 1112 Indiana software companies are warning they'll face real-world costs if legislators don't pass a hate crime bill.

If only I were still Governor - I'd sign that bill in a second !!!
----------------
So would a law requiring people to hate software companies more than they do now suffice?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 04:12 PM (2LelM)

1125 1088
Suck it up. We can make 2000.

Posted by: wth at March 06, 2019 04:09 PM (v0R5T)

Did we give up when the Germans were scrawling graffiti on the stalls in Pearl Harbor?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 04:12 PM (t6MX/)

1126 The problem with the plan was that Egypt had a bumper crop of cotton that year and British mills were saved.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 04:06 PM (2LelM)

Who was picking their cotton?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 06, 2019 04:12 PM (zO1cf)

1127 Anybody know what the record number of comments is 'round here?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at March 06, 2019 04:12 PM (ZO78G)

1128 Did you guys see that creepy momo challenge thing?

The kids these days!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 04:13 PM (xfb67)

1129 1119 o hell i'm going to waste all my comment count on THis THread?
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 04:12 PM (gLMhO)

Well I'm glad you're here, kiddo.

*tousles hair*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:13 PM (bcbK8)

1130 I still like Cortege, which is a funeral procession.

Which is what she and her ilk want for this country as we know it.

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2019 04:13 PM (VeTjl)

1131 1099 Saw another great nickname for AOC in the comments at David Thompson's blog:

Chiquita Khrushchev.

Heh.
Posted by: Mama AJ at March 06, 2019 04:10 PM (wSGZR)

Oh, this is great.

Posted by: m at March 06, 2019 04:13 PM (Scps5)

1132 Anyone want to talk about Joyce or Faulkner?
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 04:11 PM (2LelM)


Oh great, my favorite book: "Finnegan's Wake"

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 06, 2019 04:13 PM (aS1PU)

1133
i feel a nood coming on again.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 04:12 PM (9oE3U)


Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:13 PM (IXZGh)

1134 1123 1113
Anyone want to talk about Joyce or Faulkner?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 04:11 PM (2LelM)


Sure...what was their position on geoduck?
------------------
Joyce was Irish so he'd eat anything. Faulkner stuck with booze.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 04:13 PM (2LelM)

1135 Killjoy was here

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 06, 2019 04:13 PM (zO1cf)

1136 1135!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 04:14 PM (ymnmz)

1137 1090 Sen. Martha McSally revealed Wednesday that while in the Air Force, she was raped by a superior officer.
_____________________________________

Blah, blah, blah.

Was he wearing a MAGA hat?

Was he there with Justice Kavanaugh?

Is it seared indelibly on your medulla oblongata?

Blah, blah, blah.

It just shows you were a crappy officer because you were too much of a coward to report a rapist in your command.

How many other females had to be raped so you could protect your precious career?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 06, 2019 04:14 PM (1beh4)

1138 Chiquita Khrushchev.


nice!

Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 04:14 PM (LL1Be)

1139 Oh great, my favorite book: "Finnegan's Wake"
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 06, 2019 04:13 PM (aS1PU)


So clear. So concise. What's not to love ?

Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 04:14 PM (X12/X)

1140 Get in the cart Chris.

Lord knows there's been days last week that I felt like it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 04:14 PM (39g3+)

1141 Anybody know what the record number of comments is 'round here?Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at March 06, 2019 04:12 PM (ZO78G)

Pretty sure its around 1900. Maybe Scott Brown?

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2019 04:14 PM (VeTjl)

1142 1103 1076 Lady well if He decides to come back it is because of women like you, you saved the rest of us . ty
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 04:08 PM (gLMhO)

You are welcome! I've got on a lace bra and panties, just for the 'Ron's.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 06, 2019 04:11 PM (TdMsT)

Ah, a 'keeper'.

Very good.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:14 PM (bcbK8)

1143 This is the Tristram Shandy of all blogs.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 04:14 PM (2LelM)

1144 We should invent a new phrase:

...Like Corn on shit.

Posted by: Axeman at March 06, 2019 04:14 PM (vDqXW)

1145 If we decreased the quality of the comments, we can make 2000.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 04:15 PM (xfb67)

1146 You know what really sucks ? Longbows.

Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 04:15 PM (X12/X)

1147 Chiquita Khrushchev.

Heh.
Posted by: Mama AJ at March 06, 2019 04:10 PM (wSGZR)

Oh, this is great.
Posted by: m at March 06, 2019 04:13 PM (Scps5)

Man, she's definitely a rich target for snarky nicknames. Another gem.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 06, 2019 04:15 PM (xPJvm)

1148 Anyone bring David Corn, peanuts, and the bathroom stall together into one comment?


Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 06, 2019 04:15 PM (jjaLl)

1149 Anyone want to talk about Joyce or Faulkner?
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 04:11 PM (2LelM)

I'll can discuss Pressfield .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 06, 2019 04:15 PM (zO1cf)

1150 Chiquita Khrushchev - that's funny.

BTW, must be a doozy of a thread coming as this one is as stale as toilet water no?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 06, 2019 04:15 PM (ZgjWN)

1151 1146
If we decreased the quality of the comments, we can make 2000.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 04:15 PM (xfb67)


I'm in.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 04:15 PM (ymnmz)

1152 Indiana software companies are warning they'll face real-world costs if legislators don't pass a hate crime bill.


so they want to sell out Americas freedom of speech for a lot more filthy lucre?

anything else?
How about they not only tell us what we are allowed to talk about, but what if they don't like Ladyl's bra and panties?


Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 04:15 PM (gLMhO)

1153 1129 Did you guys see that creepy momo challenge thing?

The kids these days!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 04:13 PM (xfb67)

What is this?

Posted by: m at March 06, 2019 04:15 PM (Scps5)

1154 If you're a recent arrival from Hot Air, I suggest telling Ace, "Doing another shitty Marvel post is really punching down, ace." He may even make you a cob!

Posted by: andycanuck at March 06, 2019 04:15 PM (Dh1wo)

1155 Never had any, but I've heard gooeyduck isn't very
tasty. I'm not real big on clams anyway. Like chewing on pieces of
rolled up rubber cement.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 04:11 PM (39g3+)


I was like that with Escargot but the garlic butter sauce is is its saving grace and is fabulous. You could boil up my truck tires and dip them in that and I'd love it.

Posted by: LGoPs at March 06, 2019 04:15 PM (S4VYa)

1156 If we decreased the quality of the comments, we can make 2000.

In my case, that's not possible

Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 04:15 PM (LL1Be)

1157 1142
Anybody know what the record number of comments is 'round here?Posted
by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at March 06, 2019 04:12 PM (ZO78G)

Pretty sure its around 1900. Maybe Scott Brown?


Posted by: ... at March 06, 2019 04:14 PM (VeTjl)

Banhammer broke 5000, I think.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 04:15 PM (t6MX/)

1158 1150 Anyone want to talk about Joyce or Faulkner?
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 04:11 PM (2LelM)

I'll can discuss Pressfield .
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 06, 2019 04:15 PM (zO1cf)

I'm in. I'm a big fan of 'Gate of Fire' and 'Do the Work' and the 'War of Art'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:16 PM (bcbK8)

1159
1006 1000th!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:02 PM (IXZGh)







Heh.

And HotGas is lucky to get a thread over 100 comments anymore.... *snort*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2019 04:16 PM (veoSD)

1160
Prime number!

Posted by: like I know; like I give a shit at March 06, 2019 04:16 PM (pNxlR)

1161 > They shortened it from Cornholeme when they came over on the boat.

Sephardic Jewish ancestry, from Spain.

Original name: Cornholio.

Posted by: Actual Old-School Bigot at March 06, 2019 04:16 PM (0OWcv)

1162 1127 The problem with the plan was that Egypt had a bumper crop of cotton that year and British mills were saved.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 04:06 PM (2LelM)

Who was picking their cotton?
-----------------
Egyptians. Same as today.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 04:16 PM (2LelM)

1163 1111 Welp, I do not appear to be first.Posted by: Weasel at March 06, 2019 04:11 PM (MVjcR)

More like 1st to the 4th power

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2019 04:16 PM (VeTjl)

1164 Remember you'll be able to tell your grand kids that you posted on the AoS thread that broke 2000 back when 2000 meant something.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 04:16 PM (ymnmz)

1165 How does a Jewish guy end up with the last name Corn? Did he change his last name like Jon Stewart?
Posted by: Augustine at March 06, 2019 04:08 PM (BDZWU)

They shortened it from Cornholeme when they came over on the boat.
Posted by: Sponge


I thought it was Kornbaum. When the family came over, they dropped the bomb (baum).

Get it? Snicker. Weak snicker.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at March 06, 2019 04:16 PM (vcOmj)

1166 The GOP is a joke.
Posted by: John The Savage at March 06, 2019 04:16 PM (VBEsS)
---
Just not as funny as Bathroom Corn.

Posted by: Axeman at March 06, 2019 04:17 PM (vDqXW)

1167 Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:13 PM (IXZGh)

I believe I heard one say "why don't' you just suck my nood." so I'm just assuming.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 04:17 PM (9oE3U)

1168 1165!!!!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 04:17 PM (39g3+)

1169 1143 1103 1076 Lady well if He decides to come back it is because of women like you, you saved the rest of us . ty
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 04:08 PM (gLMhO)

You are welcome! I've got on a lace bra and panties, just for the 'Ron's.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 06, 2019 04:11 PM (TdMsT)

Ah, a 'keeper'.

Very good.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo
-------
* taps fork against glass *

Pics or it isn't true.

*drops fork and runs away quickly *

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 06, 2019 04:17 PM (ZgjWN)

1170 Anyone want to talk about Joyce or Faulkner?


Ahem. This is a Smart Hemingway Blog.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 06, 2019 04:17 PM (fuK7c)

1171 I'm a pretty solid authority on Penthouse Forum, if anybody once to kick that around.

Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 04:17 PM (X12/X)

1172 Momo Challenge is some creepy thing on the phones these kids are staring at all the time. I don't know what it is, but the picture is creepy.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 04:17 PM (xfb67)

1173 McSally, 52, did not identify her assailant, at what point in her
military career the assault took place, where the alleged rape occurred,
or the names of the people she later told.



Her post-combat reports must have been stellar.


Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 04:17 PM (LL1Be)

1174 Anyone want to talk about Joyce or Faulkner?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 04:11 PM (2LelM)
........

Harris Faulkner is pretty hot, but who's this Joyce chick?

Posted by: wth at March 06, 2019 04:18 PM (v0R5T)

1175 If we decreased the quality of the comments, we can make 2000.

In my case, that's not possible
Posted by: mikeyG


Challenge....accepted!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at March 06, 2019 04:18 PM (vcOmj)

1176 1165 1111 Welp, I do not appear to be first.Posted by: Weasel at March 06, 2019 04:11 PM (MVjcR)

More like 1st to the 4th power
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2019 04:16 PM (VeTjl)
---------
Being 1111th is way more difficult than say, being 914th.

Posted by: Weasel at March 06, 2019 04:18 PM (MVjcR)

1177 I'm impressed with the way everyone is powering their way to 2,000 comments.

Go Team Moron!

Posted by: blake - used High Sierra Salesman at March 06, 2019 04:18 PM (qC1Sy)

1178

*drops fork and runs away quickly *
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 06, 2019 04:17 PM (ZgjWN)


Oh it's true, dear. Only the best for the 'Rons.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 06, 2019 04:18 PM (TdMsT)

1179 I was like that with Escargot but the garlic butter sauce is is its saving grace and is fabulous.

Octopus and squid are the same way, its just rubbery stuff without flavor, and you hopefully have a great sauce. Octopus at least looks interesting with the suckers on it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 04:18 PM (39g3+)

1180 Something tells me Ace isn't staying properly hydrated.

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 04:18 PM (aBj10)

1181
I am getting a little worried. I hope he's just making pancakes or something.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 04:18 PM (gLMhO)

1182 OT-Does anyone know anything about contemporary Christian music that teens might like. I'm supposed to give a talk to some kids in April and it's supposed to have a theme song for a talk entitled "God empowers you". My son doesn't listen to contemporary Christian music so he cant help.


If anyone has any suggestions (and not "Can the contemporary music; It stinks please send it to me FenelonDirection18 at sign gmail.com

Thanks very much

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2019 04:18 PM (AllCR)

1183
"Be like dad, not like sis,
Lift the seat before you piss"

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 06, 2019 04:18 PM (jYje5)

1184 I fear something horrible has happened to Ace. Can someone check on him and see if he's trapped under a shelf of books? Also, check the crawlspace and see what you find.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 03:52 PM (2LelM)

Nope, not falling for that trick again.

last time I did that it was 2 weeks in the gimp suit...

of course I was only chained up for part of a day...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 06, 2019 04:18 PM (8D42x)

1185 1165 1111 Welp, I do not appear to be first.
Posted by: Weasel

More like 1st to the 4th power
Posted by: ...
-------
I was told that there would be no Math under any circumstances. Errrr.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 06, 2019 04:18 PM (ZgjWN)

1186 1175 McSally, 52, did not identify her assailant, at what point in her
military career the assault took place, where the alleged rape occurred,
or the names of the people she later told.



Her post-combat reports must have been stellar.


Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 04:17 PM (LL1Be)

Is she the pilot who funked out, dropped her load and RTB'd during Iraq? I thought that was her...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:18 PM (bcbK8)

1187 hn38923nc;nh;rgigjq98j v fjaslfq ejfasdfl jefladjf q 3r9edf0 3jfjsdkf
fjdfj
djsfls 932ru0r39 rajsdfl jads tr8u3 23

Posted by: Axeman at March 06, 2019 04:19 PM (vDqXW)

1188 1174
Momo Challenge is some creepy thing on the phones these kids are staring
at all the time. I don't know what it is, but the picture is creepy.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 04:17 PM (xfb67)

Putting the creepy Momo character into kids vids, where Momo tells them to do f'd up stuff like put a pillow over their parents face while their asleep.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 04:19 PM (t6MX/)

1189
Which one of you dropped the American cheese slice on ace's face?

C'mon, out with it!

Posted by: like I know; like I give a shit at March 06, 2019 04:19 PM (pNxlR)

1190 I could never eat an octopus, They're too cute.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 04:19 PM (xfb67)

1191
Challenge....accepted!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at March 06, 2019 04:18 PM (vcOmj)


Bozo! How's married life?

Posted by: Ladyl at March 06, 2019 04:19 PM (TdMsT)

1192 More like 1st to the 4th power


Posted by: ... at March 06, 2019 04:16 PM (VeTjl)


Pretty sure that would still be first.

Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 04:19 PM (X12/X)

1193 THX 1191

Posted by: x at March 06, 2019 04:19 PM (nFwvY)

1194 Well said, Axeman.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:19 PM (bcbK8)

1195 OK, who made Ace mad? Apologize now!

Posted by: wth at March 06, 2019 04:19 PM (v0R5T)

1196 I'm a pretty solid authority on Penthouse Forum, if anybody once to kick that around.

From what I understand, people figure those stories are all made up until something happened to them one time while mowing the sorority house lawn....

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 04:19 PM (39g3+)

1197 TWELVEHUNDREDTH!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:19 PM (IXZGh)

1198 That was my attempt at decreasing the comment quality.

I think it was a rousing success.

Posted by: Axeman at March 06, 2019 04:20 PM (vDqXW)

1199 1174 Momo Challenge is some creepy thing on the phones these kids are staring at all the time. I don't know what it is, but the picture is creepy.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 04:17 PM (xfb67)

Sounds icky.

Posted by: m at March 06, 2019 04:20 PM (Scps5)

1200 I really didn't expect to spend this long in the bathroom with David Corn.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 06, 2019 04:20 PM (oVJmc)

1201 Are you kidding me.......

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:20 PM (IXZGh)

1202 Is Ace fasting again?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 04:20 PM (9oE3U)

1203 If anyone has any suggestions (and not "Can the contemporary music; It stinks please send it to me FenelonDirection18 at sign gmail.com

Thanks very much
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2019 04:18 PM (AllCR)
-------------

Hillsong's "Mighty To Save" is pretty good.

Posted by: blake - used High Sierra Salesman at March 06, 2019 04:20 PM (qC1Sy)

1204 <-- Ah that was a fine year!

Posted by: Archer at March 06, 2019 04:20 PM (gmo/4)

1205 1173
I'm a pretty solid authority on Penthouse Forum, if anybody once to kick that around.


Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 04:17 PM (X12/X)

Once back in the day when you could still go to the top of the Washington Monument, there was this hot young security guard and she said hey fella you look hot, need a rest? Well behind this small door they had a room with a couch and a fridge, in the fridge was bottle of Valuerite ....and needless to say we got pretty drunk......

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 04:20 PM (ymnmz)

1206 Captains Log ; Fast Date - Day 4 :

Feeling flat.


Like Brie Larson's ass.

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 04:20 PM (aBj10)

1207 hn38923nc;nh;rgigjq98j v fjaslfq ejfasdfl jefladjf q 3r9edf0 3jfjsdkf
fjdfj
djsfls 932ru0r39 rajsdfl jads tr8u3 23
Posted by: Axeman


This is how we get Cthulhu. Do you want Cthulhu?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 04:20 PM (39g3+)

1208
"Here I sit, my cheeks a-flexin'
Givin' birth to another Texan."

Posted by: Beto - Your almost Senator at March 06, 2019 04:20 PM (jYje5)

1209
1158 1142
Anybody know what the record number of comments is 'round here?Posted
by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at March 06, 2019 04:12 PM (ZO78G)

Pretty sure its around 1900. Maybe Scott Brown?


Posted by: ... at March 06, 2019 04:14 PM (VeTjl)

Banhammer broke 5000, I think.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 04:15 PM (t6MX/)






The SOTU and similar thread clusters easily have 4-5k comments altogether, but Teh Ewok breaks them up to make the blog load easier.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2019 04:20 PM (veoSD)

1210


I, for one, welcome our new Progressive Toilet PolicePersons.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 06, 2019 04:21 PM (HaL55)

1211 I really didn't expect to spend this long in the bathroom with David Corn.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 06, 2019 04:20 PM (oVJmc)


Sounds like a talk show.

In the Shitter with David Corn

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:21 PM (IXZGh)

1212 *burns an effigy of Brie Larson to appease the Ewok*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:21 PM (bcbK8)

1213 Octopi are too delicious to be cute.

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 04:21 PM (aBj10)

1214 Is she the pilot who funked out, dropped her load and RTB'd during Iraq? I thought that was her...

I think that's right. Claimed low fuel but still was at half-full in tanks upon landing?
We had fun with that when she "lost" to Siynemya or whatever her name is.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 04:21 PM (LL1Be)

1215

Y'all check out my new flick.
"Children of David's Corn"

Posted by: Mr Hankey at March 06, 2019 04:21 PM (LilNs)

1216 This is how we get Cthulhu. Do you want Cthulhu?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 04:20 PM (39g3+)
---
Lol.

Posted by: Axeman at March 06, 2019 04:21 PM (vDqXW)

1217 I thought he loved us.

Posted by: m at March 06, 2019 04:22 PM (Scps5)

1218 "Here I sit, my cheeks a-flexin'
Givin' birth to another Texan."
Posted by: Beto - Your almost Senator



Annnnd Pancho Vanilla chimes in.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 04:22 PM (IxRYM)

1219 "Here I sit, my cheeks a-flexin'

Givin' birth to another Texan."


Here I sit ...

DAMN IT - I CAN'T SIT !!! I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING ASS !!! GO TO HELL WHITE PATRIARCHY !!!

Posted by: Brie Larson at March 06, 2019 04:22 PM (X12/X)

1220 Here are some suggestions made to me--
Something from K-Love and Air-1. I have never even heard of these groups. That's how much of an old fogey I am.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2019 04:22 PM (AllCR)

1221 1205
If anyone has any suggestions (and not "Can the contemporary music; It
stinks please send it to me FenelonDirection18 at sign gmail.com



Thanks very much

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2019 04:18 PM (AllCR)



I play the ukulele. Are you accepting original songs?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 04:22 PM (9oE3U)

1222 What the hell was Corn doing in the Men's Bathroom? I thought he was a Transgender.

Posted by: LGoPs at March 06, 2019 04:22 PM (S4VYa)

1223 This could be an entire new field of journalism! That anonymous source can easily be something written on a bathroom stall.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 04:22 PM (xfb67)

1224 Mommy why didn't daddy come home from work?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 04:22 PM (ymnmz)

1225 900 Tlaib going against House leadership will submit impeachment resolution soon.

Ahaha
Posted by: HA at March 06, 2019 03:54 PM (MAstk)

Pelosi: "And in this climate, we have to gather evidence and continue our investigations into--"

Tlaib: "LEEEEEEROY JENKINS!!!!!!!!!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2019 04:22 PM (Ct55T)

1226 At what point do the jokes start repeating?

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:23 PM (IXZGh)

1227 Whelp.

I guess the WS and NRO crowd finally got fed up.

They must have kidnapped ace and put him on the cruise ship.

Their attempt at conversion therapy?

Posted by: golfman at March 06, 2019 04:23 PM (OE84+)

1228 1230th!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 06, 2019 04:23 PM (jjaLl)

1229
1210
"Here I sit, my cheeks a-flexin'
Givin' birth to another Texan."
Posted by: Beto - Your almost Senator at March 06, 2019 04:20 PM (jYje5)


" ... and that's when the brawl started, Your Honor."

Posted by: I deny everything at March 06, 2019 04:23 PM (pNxlR)

1230 1210
"Here I sit, my cheeks a-flexin'
Givin' birth to another Texan."
Posted by: Beto - Your almost Senator at March 06, 2019 04:20 PM (jYje5)

That's good!

Posted by: m at March 06, 2019 04:23 PM (Scps5)

1231 Chiquita Khrushchev


Resent it, I do.

Posted by: Sandy C at March 06, 2019 04:23 PM (ePWRo)

1232
*burns an effigy of Brie Larson to appease the Ewok*


Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:21 PM (bcbK


mmmm Fondue

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 06, 2019 04:23 PM (TAmPV)

1233 I'm already at 2000 on my post count.

Posted by: Notorious RBG at March 06, 2019 04:23 PM (ymnmz)

1234 DAMN IT - I CAN'T SIT !!! I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING ASS !!! GO TO HELL WHITE PATRIARCHY !!!
Posted by: Brie Larson at March 06, 2019 04:22 PM (X12/X)
----
I was thinking Brie Larson is the one person who fits into assless chaps.

But why do they call them assless? It should be assfull...

Posted by: Axeman at March 06, 2019 04:23 PM (vDqXW)

1235 I play the ukulele. Are you accepting original songs?

I can join in with the slide whistle. Can we do Inagotta Davida?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 04:23 PM (39g3+)

1236 sponge, I think around comment 20 or so.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 04:24 PM (gLMhO)

1237 Soothsayer slips and falls on ice.
ace disappears.

Coincidence?

Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 04:24 PM (LL1Be)

1238 I should have just taken my winnings and gone home.......

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 06, 2019 04:24 PM (jjaLl)

1239 hn38923nc;nh;rgigjq98j v fjaslfq ejfasdfl jefladjf q 3r9edf0 3jfjsdkf
fjdfj
djsfls 932ru0r39 rajsdfl jads tr8u3 23

Posted by: Axeman at March 06, 2019 04:19 PM (vDqXW)
........

Qfdkghtu hukundal?

Posted by: Mr. Mxyzptlk at March 06, 2019 04:24 PM (v0R5T)

1240 1215 Is she the pilot who funked out, dropped her load and RTB'd during Iraq? I thought that was her...

I think that's right. Claimed low fuel but still was at half-full in tanks upon landing?
We had fun with that when she "lost" to Siynemya or whatever her name is.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 04:21 PM (LL1Be)

That's right! I remember the fuel tanks half full now that you mention it.

Fake hero. Fake Senator. Fake rape? Dunno, I almost hope so. I do hate rape.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:24 PM (bcbK8)

1241 (X12/X)

*clap

Posted by: golfman at March 06, 2019 04:24 PM (OE84+)

1242 1227
At what point do the jokes start repeating?

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:23 PM (IXZGh)

At what point do the jokes start repeating?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 04:24 PM (9oE3U)

1243


At what point do the jokes start repeating?


Depends on when Amy Schumer shows up.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 06, 2019 04:24 PM (HaL55)

1244 I wanted to get an octopus for a pet, but then I found out they only live for like 6 months.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 04:24 PM (xfb67)

1245 Dear Penthouse ....

... I never thought this would happen to me. But one time, this really cute lifeguard came up to me and said "You know what, I HATE junk in the trunk".

Posted by: Brie Larson at March 06, 2019 04:24 PM (X12/X)

1246 1213 *burns an effigy of Brie Larson to appease the Ewok*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:21 PM (bcbK

More.

Posted by: m at March 06, 2019 04:24 PM (Scps5)

1247 1099 Saw another great nickname for AOC in the comments at David Thompson's blog:

Chiquita Khrushchev.

Mine for Omar is: Sassy Arafat

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 06, 2019 04:24 PM (6rX0K)

1248 I was thinking Brie Larson is the one person who fits into assless chaps.

But why do they call them assless? It should be assfull...
Posted by: Axeman at March 06, 2019 04:23 PM (vDqXW)


Not in her case.

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:24 PM (IXZGh)

1249 1240
hn38923nc;nh;rgigjq98j v fjaslfq ejfasdfl jefladjf q 3r9edf0 3jfjsdkf

fjdfj

djsfls 932ru0r39 rajsdfl jads tr8u3 23



Posted by: Axeman at March 06, 2019 04:19 PM (vDqXW)

........



Qfdkghtu hukundal?

Posted by: Mr. Mxyzptlk at March 06, 2019 04:24 PM (v0R5T)


I know right!!??

Posted by: The Great Gazoo at March 06, 2019 04:25 PM (ymnmz)

1250
David Corn Tries to Score a Date With Alexandria Donkey-Chompers Through White Knighting and Toilet Flirting


You've forgotten me already?

Posted by: Bree Larson at March 06, 2019 04:25 PM (sy5kK)

1251 Clams with a penis?

And you people think there are only two genders.

Posted by: An Observation at March 06, 2019 04:25 PM (gHaHS)

1252 NO. MORE. SNOW.

FFS, this isn't the midwest.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2019 04:25 PM (d7Ww2)

1253 The Mayor of Lamar, SC (who happens to be black) reported a hate crime to the Police. She said her car was covered in a sticky yellow substance. It was POLLEN.

Damn that racist Mother Nature!

Posted by: Cheri at March 06, 2019 04:25 PM (oiNtH)

1254
I play the ukulele. Are you accepting original songs?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 04:22 PM (9oE3U)

LOL

I think ukelele (sp) accompanied songs about cannibalism might not appeal to the group.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2019 04:25 PM (AllCR)

1255 Chiquita Bananas Khrushchev

Posted by: Mr. Mxyzptlk at March 06, 2019 04:25 PM (v0R5T)

1256 Looks like the hobos finally started fighting back.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 06, 2019 04:25 PM (RD7QR)

1257 Octopi are too delicious to be cute.


Yeah. They're supposed to be super smart, they can use tools and build defensive armor and stuff and we generally don't eat smart things, but they're cold blooded and tasty.

Dolphin (not mahi, porpoises) are too charismatic to eat unless they taste really good. Which I don't know. Yet.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 06, 2019 04:25 PM (fuK7c)

1258 1243
1227

At what point do the jokes start repeating?



Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:23 PM (IXZGh)

At what point do the jokes start repeating?


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 04:24 PM (9oE3U)


I know right!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 06, 2019 04:25 PM (ymnmz)

1259 LOL @ Toilet Flirting and Shithouse Sleuth.

Imagine corn with a sherlock hat and a magnifying glass trying to look up underneath a stall door.

In the men's room, of course.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 06, 2019 04:25 PM (4ErVI)

1260 I wanted to get an octopus for a pet, but then I found out they only live for like 6 months.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe


At least you can eat them after they go.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 04:26 PM (IxRYM)

1261 BlueHen fgoodness sake noo.Then we'll have to look at her nobel prize everyday on the news.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 04:26 PM (gLMhO)

1262 *ukelele plays*

"Timothy...Timothy....where on earth did you go..."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:26 PM (bcbK8)

1263 It's possible Ace has gone off and Banned Himself again.

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 04:26 PM (aBj10)

1264 I can join in with the slide whistle. Can we do Inagotta Davida?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 04:23 PM (39g3+)

Lets try it out. If it works we can go on the road. We'll need a name....and T-shirts.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 04:26 PM (9oE3U)

1265 1257
Looks like the hobos finally started fighting back.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 06, 2019 04:25 PM (RD7QR)

Serpentine, Ace! Serpentine!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 04:26 PM (t6MX/)

1266 If you have more than one, are they octoppi or octopussies?

Posted by: LGoPs the Grammarian at March 06, 2019 04:26 PM (S4VYa)

1267 Has anybody put up the "willow" signal? We may need professional thread ending services here.

Posted by: tbodie at March 06, 2019 04:26 PM (V+bdf)

1268
hn38923nc;nh;rgigjq98j v fjaslfq ejfasdfl jefladjf q 3r9edf0 3jfjsdkf

fjdfj

djsfls 932ru0r39 rajsdfl jads tr8u3 23

Posted by: Axeman at March 06, 2019 04:19 PM (vDqXW)


I find that hard to believe.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 06, 2019 04:26 PM (TAmPV)

1269 So Sandy Ocasio Cortez' mom is also a Ocasio Cortez?

I feel bad that a young woman would have no idea of who her father is, like that.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2019 04:26 PM (mUa7G)

1270 I've had whale and it's disgusting. Like throw-up, disgusting.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 04:26 PM (xfb67)

1271 1227
At what point do the jokes start repeating?

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:23 PM (IXZGh)


At what point do the jokes start repeating?

Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 06, 2019 04:26 PM (sy5kK)

1272 Fenelon--sent you an email re contemporary Christian music.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 06, 2019 04:26 PM (TdMsT)

1273 So Ace can get 1200 commets about shit....shit.

Posted by: Tepid Air at March 06, 2019 04:26 PM (6rX0K)

1274 I couldn't make out anything at Corn's Twitter link. Do we have a worthy successor to the Jane Fonda urinal stickers?

Posted by: Occasional Commentet at March 06, 2019 04:26 PM (Ezw/y)

1275 On the IN "hate crime" idiocy - Gleichschaltung is a wondrous thing, aint' it, kameraden?



Posted by: rhomboid at March 06, 2019 04:27 PM (QDnY+)

1276 Mine for Omar is: Sassy Arafat

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 06, 2019 04:24 PM (6rX0K)
......

Mine is Towelie.

Posted by: wth at March 06, 2019 04:27 PM (v0R5T)

1277 Dolphin (not mahi, porpoises) are too charismatic to eat unless they taste really good. Which I don't know. Yet.
--------------------
mahi mahi is one of my favorites. Scrod as well.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 04:27 PM (2LelM)

1278 Dolphin (not mahi, porpoises) are too charismatic to eat unless they taste really good. Which I don't know. Yet.
Posted by: Bandersnatch


If you ever at StarKist in the 70's, you've probably eaten dolphin.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 04:27 PM (IxRYM)

1279 1225 Mommy why didn't daddy come home from work?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 04:22 PM (ymnmz)

!

Posted by: m at March 06, 2019 04:27 PM (Scps5)

1280 hn38923nc;nh;rgigjq98j v fjaslfq ejfasdfl jefladjf q 3r9edf0 3jfjsdkf

fjdfj

djsfls 932ru0r39 rajsdfl jads tr8u3 23


-- an artist's reproduction of David Corn's disloyal toilet graffiti

Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 04:27 PM (LL1Be)

1281 Do you need a good key-tar player? I could learn how to play.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 04:27 PM (xfb67)

1282 1271
I've had whale and it's disgusting. Like throw-up, disgusting.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 04:26 PM (xfb67)

This is about me, right.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 06, 2019 04:27 PM (ymnmz)

1283 Lets try it out. If it works we can go on the road. We'll need a name....and T-shirts.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 04:26 PM (9oE3U)

Cannibal Tribunal. You're welcome.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 06, 2019 04:27 PM (J+mig)

1284
From what I understand, people figure those stories are all made up until something happened to them one time while mowing the sorority house lawn....

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 04:19 PM


I actually have experience in such matters:
1. Submit admission
2. Receive conditional approval
3. Conditional approval is subject to their edit
4. Sign off required
5. Check issued
6. Go out and have a really tasty fat-ass lobster dinner.

Years later your submission becomes a major Hollywood movie based on their edits and you're thoroughly screwed.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 06, 2019 04:27 PM (jYje5)

1285 Anybody out there.
Ace????

Ace????

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 06, 2019 04:28 PM (0OmEj)

1286 1263 *ukelele plays*

"Timothy...Timothy....where on earth did you go..."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:26 PM (bcbK

I remember hearing that song on the radio and only half paying attention to the lyrics, and then thinking "wait, what?"

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 06, 2019 04:28 PM (QBy2Q)

1287 Dolph in Aquaman.

Coincidence?

Posted by: Axeman at March 06, 2019 04:28 PM (vDqXW)

1288 Was it in the ladys room?

Posted by: Eromero at March 06, 2019 04:28 PM (zLDYs)

1289 Pretty sure that would still be first.Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 04:19 PM (X12/X)

There's always gotta be one to the fourth power.

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2019 04:28 PM (VeTjl)

1290 1227
At what point do the jokes start repeating?

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:23 PM (IXZGh)


At what point do the jokes start repeating?


Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 06, 2019 04:26 PM (sy5kK)
..........

When did you last eat beans?

Posted by: wth at March 06, 2019 04:28 PM (v0R5T)

1291 David Corn proves that public masturbation is a poor career choice.



Again.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 06, 2019 04:28 PM (sy5kK)

1292 LOL



I think ukelele (sp) accompanied songs about cannibalism might not appeal to the group.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2019 04:25 PM (AllCR)

Yeah, i picked the wrong genre. but its all I know. ya gotta play what ya feel.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 04:28 PM (9oE3U)

1293 >>I've had whale and it's disgusting.


Needs more Mrs Dash.

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 04:28 PM (aBj10)

1294 Dolphin (not mahi, porpoises) are too charismatic to eat unless they taste really good. Which I don't know. Yet.

In the Army we were told to "walk with a purpose". Did you Navy guys "walk with a porpoise"?

Just askin'

Posted by: LGoPs at March 06, 2019 04:28 PM (S4VYa)

1295 Lets try it out. If it works we can go on the road. We'll need a name....and T-shirts.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 04:26 PM (9oE3U)




Cannibal Tribunal. You're welcome.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 06, 2019 04:27 PM (J+mig)


Brie Larson's Tossed Salad.

Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 04:28 PM (X12/X)

1296 **after a couple hours away doing other stuff, checks HQ**

whaaaat?

Sidebar content new. Maybe Ace is so busy checking Rotten Tomatoes that he's forgotten all about his own content.

Posted by: Hands at March 06, 2019 04:28 PM (786Ro)

1297 Do you need a good key-tar player? I could learn how to play.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 04:27 PM (xfb67)


How do you know you'll be good?

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:28 PM (IXZGh)

1298 1278 Dolphin (not mahi, porpoises) are too charismatic to eat unless they taste really good. Which I don't know. Yet.
Posted by: Bandersnatch


If you ever at StarKist in the 70's, you've probably eaten dolphin.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 04:27 PM (IxRYM)

Sorry Charlie

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:28 PM (bcbK8)

1299 1253 NO. MORE. SNOW.

FFS, this isn't the midwest.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2019 04:25 PM (d7Ww2)


Are you seeing Insom this weekend?

Posted by: Ladyl at March 06, 2019 04:28 PM (TdMsT)

1300 Guess I'd better dig up the theremin and get on this noise.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 06, 2019 04:28 PM (J+mig)

1301 Amy Schumer is pregnant I've heard, is she keeping it?
or will she have to metoo#

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 04:28 PM (gLMhO)

1302 Anybody out there.
Ace????

Ace????
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 06, 2019 04:28 PM (0OmEj)
---
I pray to God he's been hydrating.

Posted by: Axeman at March 06, 2019 04:29 PM (vDqXW)

1303 They say the neon lights are bright on Broadway...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:29 PM (bcbK8)

1304 Posted by: Ladyl at March 06, 2019 04:26 PM (TdMsT)

Thanks very much

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2019 04:29 PM (AllCR)

1305 Fake hero. Fake Senator. Fake rape? Dunno, I almost hope so. I do hate rape.

I hate that it has come to the point that I instantly roll my eyes when I hear about it.

That's not right.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 04:29 PM (LL1Be)

1306 It's a key-tar, how hard can it be?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 04:29 PM (xfb67)

1307 NO. MORE. SNOW.

Getting it up there, too? Its not really sticking here, more turning into slush on the ground but it is getting colder :/ Supposed to help my 83-year old mom grocery shopping tomorrow, which is why I'm being so lazy today. Maybe I can store up some energy. But if it gets icy I dunno

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 04:29 PM (39g3+)

1308 1263 It's possible Ace has gone off and Banned Himself again.
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 04:26 PM (aBj10)

Oh, that is probably what it is.

Posted by: m at March 06, 2019 04:29 PM (Scps5)

1309 1205 If anyone has any suggestions (and not "Can the contemporary music; It stinks please send it to me FenelonDirection18 at sign gmail.com

Thanks very much
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2019 04:18 PM (AllCR)
-------------

Hillsong's "Mighty To Save" is pretty good.
Posted by: blake - used High Sierra Salesman at March 06, 2019 04:20 PM (qC1Sy)

-----------------

Read the email a bit more carefully, email sent.

Posted by: blake - used High Sierra Salesman at March 06, 2019 04:29 PM (qC1Sy)

1310 At what point do the jokes start repeating?

Posted by: Amy Schumer, Chuck's fat niece at March 06, 2019 04:29 PM (vcOmj)

1311 I've had whale and it's disgusting. Like throw-up, disgusting.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 04:26 PM (xfb67)


Shark, however, is quite good.

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:29 PM (IXZGh)

1312 It was David Corn in the ladies room with the turd covered Iphone!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 04:30 PM (ymnmz)

1313 If you ever at StarKist in the 70's, you've probably eaten dolphin.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 04:27 PM (IxRYM)

The spokemen for Good and Plenty candy and Starkist Tuna have never been seen in the same room at the same time.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 06, 2019 04:30 PM (xxAFD)

1314 It's possible Ace has gone off and Banned Himself again.
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 04:26 PM (aBj10)

Oh, that is probably what it is.
Posted by: m at March 06, 2019 04:29 PM (Scps5)
---
But somebody probably should still check his kitchen floor.

Posted by: Axeman at March 06, 2019 04:30 PM (vDqXW)

1315 1278
Dolphin (not mahi, porpoises) are too charismatic to eat unless they taste really good. Which I don't know. Yet.

Posted by: Bandersnatch





If you ever at StarKist in the 70's, you've probably eaten dolphin.


My favorite pet name for my ass is Dolphin.

Posted by: Shep Smith at March 06, 2019 04:30 PM (sy5kK)

1316 heeelp usss coooobs

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 04:30 PM (gLMhO)

1317 I'm in. I'm a big fan of 'Gate of Fire' and 'Do the Work' and the 'War of Art'
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:16 PM (bcbK

For the authors, he's written a book called ' No one wants to read your shit - why and what you can do about it'

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 06, 2019 04:30 PM (zO1cf)

1318 None of the people losing their shit over dolphins in the tuna ever gave half a f*ck about the rest of the can being full of TUNA.

That's fishism, and that's not who we are.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2019 04:30 PM (Ct55T)

1319 Amy Schumer is pregnant I've heard, is she keeping it?
.........

Probably not, Sea World made a decent offer.

Posted by: wth at March 06, 2019 04:30 PM (v0R5T)

1320 At what point do the jokes start repeating?

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:23 PM


At what point do the jokes start repeating?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 04:24 PM


At what point do the jokes start repeating?
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 06, 2019 04:26 PM



Cue: Jonah Goldberg

Posted by: Hands at March 06, 2019 04:30 PM (786Ro)

1321 It's a key-tar, how hard can it be?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 04:29 PM (xfb67)


That's a reasonably valid point.

Now, where to find one.......

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:30 PM (IXZGh)

1322 1252 Clams with a penis?

And you people think there are only two genders.

Posted by: An Observation
--------
Damn it, just busted out laughing and have tears in my eye. You guys are killing it.

Almost like yesterday when someone said "what does Anna Navarro call her husband" and the reply was "her dad".. Just busted out laughing.

Gawd this place is worth the price of admission for the humor alone.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 06, 2019 04:30 PM (ZgjWN)

1323 Amy Schumer is pregnant I've heard
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 04:28 PM (gLMhO)

How would one tell?

Posted by: golfman at March 06, 2019 04:30 PM (OE84+)

1324 If you've had fake scallops or imitation crab meat, you've had shark.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 04:31 PM (xfb67)

1325 Are we orphans at this point?

Posted by: Wicked, Wicked Eris at March 06, 2019 04:31 PM (kQs4Y)

1326 Corn can sometimes be found lurking in stools.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at March 06, 2019 04:31 PM (hfGW2)

1327 And my talk has to be done by power point with slides on a flash drive. I have never done a power point presentation in my life. Last time I did this retreat I used posters. I think they should have asked someone 30 years younger than I am or someone who's technologically proficient

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2019 04:31 PM (AllCR)

1328 Shark, however, is quite good.
Posted by: Sponge



I've had shark tacos. Honestly. Tastes like white meat chicken.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 04:31 PM (IxRYM)

1329 Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 04:30 PM (gLMhO)

I wonder if they're having a big ole staff meeting?

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 06, 2019 04:31 PM (d8iVQ)

1330 >>If you've had fake scallops or imitation crab meat, you've had shark.


That's usually Ray or Skate.

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 04:31 PM (aBj10)

1331 Bozo! How's married life?
Posted by: Ladyl


It was really good last week, when we were together on vacation.

It's lousy this week because I am at work in Columbus, and Shibumi is at home in Michigan.

But we will see each other this weekend.

Yay! Gotta sell this house someday soon....

Posted by: Amy Schumer, Chuck's fat niece at March 06, 2019 04:31 PM (vcOmj)

1332 Starting to worry now

Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2019 04:31 PM (BbGew)

1333 You know what really sucks ? Longbows.


Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 04:15 PM (X12/X)

AND now we're here ALLLLL night....

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 06, 2019 04:31 PM (8D42x)

1334 Eris, I believe he has given up on us.

we need Muldoon to write a limerick about this day.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 04:32 PM (gLMhO)

1335 I hate that it has come to the point that I instantly roll my eyes when I hear about it.

I'm in the same place and I wonder sometimes if that wasn't the goal of the #MeToo thing, to inundate the world so people just get tired of it and stop caring.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 04:32 PM (39g3+)

1336 Amy Schumer is pregnant I've heard, is she keeping it?
or will she have to metoo#
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 04:28 PM (gLMhO)


Wait. I thought she said she wasn't going to make herself fuckable anymore.

Who took one for the team that NO ONE wants to be on?

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:32 PM (IXZGh)

1337 1322 1252 Clams with a penis?
---------------------
Steroid Clit.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 04:32 PM (2LelM)

1338 Uh-oh...

Scary scary stuff here, you guys:

https://tinyurl.com/y3mu8rxn

Posted by: David Corn at March 06, 2019 04:32 PM (7PCYH)

1339 1296 **after a couple hours away doing other stuff, checks HQ**

whaaaat?

Sidebar content new. Maybe Ace is so busy checking Rotten Tomatoes that he's forgotten all about his own content.
Posted by: Hands at March 06, 2019 04:28 PM (786Ro)

The sidebar content isn't new since he last posted.

Posted by: m at March 06, 2019 04:32 PM (Scps5)

1340 I think the Cobs' executive meeting has run a little long. They're probably ordering in dinner.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 06, 2019 04:32 PM (TdMsT)

1341 If you ever at StarKist in the 70's, you've probably eaten dolphin.



Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 04:27 PM (IxRYM)


And it's never tasted as good since they took the dolphin out of it.

Posted by: LGoPs at March 06, 2019 04:32 PM (S4VYa)

1342 I don't know if it's considered contemporary Christian but Aaron Crabb and his family are quite good.

Posted by: Buggs B at March 06, 2019 04:32 PM (ePWRo)

1343 Pollen?? Isn't that plant jizz??

Posted by: andycanuck at March 06, 2019 04:32 PM (Dh1wo)

1344 Wouldn't it be ironic if the first person to resort to cannibalism in this thread is not Cannibal Bob?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 06, 2019 04:32 PM (fuK7c)

1345 Bozo! How's married life?
Posted by: Ladyl


It was really good last week, when we were together on vacation.

It's lousy this week because I am at work in Columbus, and Shibumi is at home in Michigan.

But we will see each other this weekend.

Yay! Gotta sell this house someday soon....

And keep Amy Schumer off my computer!!!!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at March 06, 2019 04:32 PM (vcOmj)

1346 Do you need a good key-tar player? I could learn how to play.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 04:27 PM (xfb67)



How do you know you'll be good?

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:28 PM (IXZGh)

*plucks ukulele*
yeah, thats not a requirement.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 04:32 PM (9oE3U)

1347 I'm in. I'm a big fan of 'Gate of Fire' and 'Do the Work' and the 'War of Art'
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:16 PM (bcbK
---
Another fan of "War of Art"! One of the most inspiring, funny books out there.

Posted by: Wicked, Wicked Eris at March 06, 2019 04:32 PM (kQs4Y)

1348 None of the people losing their shit over dolphins in the tuna ever gave
half a f*ck about the rest of the can being full of TUNA.



That's fishism, and that's not who we are.

543
Who mourns the soft shell crabs?


Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 04:32 PM (LL1Be)

1349
1325 Are we orphans at this point?
Posted by: Wicked, Wicked Eris at March 06, 2019 04:31 PM (kQs4Y)


I call "dibs" on his shelves!

'Cause I always was his favorite!

Posted by: B-laser at March 06, 2019 04:33 PM (pNxlR)

1350 Ace is working on a Top Ten Things Flatter than Bree Larson's Ass list.

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 04:33 PM (aBj10)

1351
I'm in the same place and I wonder sometimes if that wasn't the goal of the #MeToo thing, to inundate the world so people just get tired of it and stop caring.
-------------------------
That's precisely why we had Blasey Ford. Too many male Dems were getting axed.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 04:33 PM (2LelM)

1352 I had monkfish once at a fancy restaurant. Totally not what I expected.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 04:33 PM (xfb67)

1353 (1323) Wasn't me. I quit drinkin', I think.

Posted by: Burger Chef at March 06, 2019 04:33 PM (RuIsu)

1354 1317 I'm in. I'm a big fan of 'Gate of Fire' and 'Do the Work' and the 'War of Art'
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:16 PM (bcbK

For the authors, he's written a book called ' No one wants to read your shit - why and what you can do about it'

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 06, 2019 04:30 PM (zO1cf)

That one I don't have....yet.

His 'War of Art' was eye opening to me about breaking past mental blocks. I mean, I still haven't fucking submitted a story in two years at this point, but it was a good book.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:33 PM (bcbK8)

1355 I think ukelele (sp) accompanied songs about cannibalism might not appeal to the group.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2019 04:25 PM (AllCR)

Yeah, i picked the wrong genre. but its all I know. ya gotta play what ya feel.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 04:28 PM (9oE3U)

I dunno.

Grass skirts. Bubbling cauldrons. I think a ukulele could set the mood pretty well...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2019 04:33 PM (Ct55T)

1356 hey, have you guys heard anything about the new Marvel movie?

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at March 06, 2019 04:33 PM (9AcAx)

1357 None of the people losing their shit over dolphins in the tuna ever gave half a f*ck about the rest of the can being full of TUNA.

Yeah I was in school when that whole thing hit and I was completely baffled. You're angry that one fish is being killed while collecting other fish to make sandwiches with? Huh???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 04:33 PM (39g3+)

1358 YAY NEW POST

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 04:33 PM (gLMhO)

1359 NoodAce is alive

Posted by: Drer Brererd at March 06, 2019 04:33 PM (vtd+q)

1360 Nood at last

Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2019 04:33 PM (BXMxN)

1361

Hey there, Fenelon. Thanks for including me and B'Gal on the Prayer List once again. All are greatly appreciated.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 06, 2019 04:33 PM (HaL55)

1362 Nood. Daddy still loves us.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:34 PM (bcbK8)

1363 Or tolerates us enough to nood

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:34 PM (bcbK8)

1364 Nood Thank goodness.

Posted by: golfman at March 06, 2019 04:34 PM (OE84+)

1365 Monkfish is tasy vittles.

Hogfish is where it's at...un;ess you are on the West Coast, then you have to settle for Ling Cod and Salmon.

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 04:34 PM (aBj10)

1366 Maybe they have an overhead projector.

Posted by: Buggs B at March 06, 2019 04:34 PM (ePWRo)

1367 Ace probably had to go to the DMV.

Posted by: wth at March 06, 2019 04:34 PM (v0R5T)

1368 NOOOOO ooooooo oooo

Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 04:34 PM (LL1Be)

1369 Shithouse Graffiti.

Maybe Goldberg and Hayes should consider that name for their joint publication.

Posted by: Fritz at March 06, 2019 04:34 PM (wxZSX)

1370 1336 Amy Schumer is pregnant I've heard, is she keeping it?
or will she have to metoo#
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 04:28 PM (gLMhO)

Wait. I thought she said she wasn't going to make herself fuckable anymore.

Who took one for the team that NO ONE wants to be on?
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:32 PM (IXZGh)

Oh God...the things I've seen...the things I've done...
*shudders*

Posted by: Turkey baster at March 06, 2019 04:34 PM (tcQdP)

1371 ait. I thought she said she wasn't going to make herself fuckable anymore.



Who took one for the team that NO ONE wants to be on?

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:32 PM (IXZGh)

Alien turkey baster, for times when there are just some things an American turkey baster won't do.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 06, 2019 04:34 PM (xxAFD)

1372 1352
I had monkfish once at a fancy restaurant. Totally not what I expected.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 04:33 PM (xfb67)

0.0% Monk, huh. You'd think Monks wouldn't lie.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 04:35 PM (t6MX/)

1373 Shark, however, is quite good.

'pends on the shark, 'pends on the whale.

Mako is good enough that they used to sell it as swordfish. Blue shark is so full of amonia that it's said to be inedible.

(I was going to try to see if blue shark could be eaten once but I got arrested on the way home and it ended up being inedible for other reasons).

I have a friend who's eaten whale. He like it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 06, 2019 04:35 PM (fuK7c)

1374 Steroid Clit.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 04:32 PM (2LelM)

I think you guys over there just found your band name.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2019 04:35 PM (Ct55T)

1375 1331 Bozo! How's married life?
Posted by: Ladyl

It was really good last week, when we were together on vacation.

It's lousy this week because I am at work in Columbus, and Shibumi is at home in Michigan.

But we will see each other this weekend.

Yay! Gotta sell this house someday soon....
Posted by: Amy Schumer, Chuck's fat niece at March 06, 2019 04:31 PM (vcOmj)

Unfortunate sock.

Posted by: m at March 06, 2019 04:35 PM (Scps5)

1376 And keep Amy Schumer off my computer!!!!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at March 06, 2019 04:32 PM (vcOmj)
------------------

Computers aren't designed for that much weight!

Posted by: blake - used High Sierra Salesman at March 06, 2019 04:36 PM (qC1Sy)

1377 I doubt we could have made it to 2K without casualties

Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2019 04:36 PM (BbGew)

1378 Horde, we have achieved NOOD.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at March 06, 2019 04:36 PM (XJktg)

1379 1333 You know what really sucks ? Longbows.

Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman

AND now we're here ALLLLL night....

Posted by: SturmToddler
------
A vacuum cleaner?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 06, 2019 04:36 PM (ZgjWN)

1380 I've had whale and it's disgusting. Like throw-up, disgusting.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 04:26 PM (xfb67)


Well, you ain't no friggin' peach either, Jonah.

Posted by: The Whale at March 06, 2019 04:37 PM (mUa7G)

1381 1377
I doubt we could have made it to 2K without casualties

Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2019 04:36 PM (BbGew)

1000 is now 999, and all he has is memories of past glory.






















Posted by: I like cookies at March 06, 2019 04:37 PM (xxAFD)

1382 NOOD! Yippee - Skankles, boooooooo.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 06, 2019 04:37 PM (ZgjWN)

1383 I think you guys over there just found your band name.

Gonna be tough selling that one to Christian teens

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 04:38 PM (39g3+)

1384 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:33 PM (bcbK

Lot of great quotes in War of Art.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 06, 2019 04:39 PM (zO1cf)

1385 Nood

Posted by: David Cornhole at March 06, 2019 04:40 PM (X+eRS)

1386 My message just looked like s p a m but it wasn't.

Posted by: m at March 06, 2019 04:41 PM (Scps5)

1387 1051---But if she was raped, then she needs to name the accuser and he (assuming it was a he) needs to go to trial.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:06 PM (bcbK
------------------------------------------
Yeah, name the guy.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 06, 2019 04:42 PM (Rxduq)

1388 Corn just tweeted that now would be a *great* time for a news dump. That is the most likable thing I've ever seen from him (assuming he meant the joke).

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 06, 2019 04:43 PM (uquGJ)

1389 I'm staying here until 2000 comments.

Posted by: LGoPs at March 06, 2019 04:44 PM (S4VYa)

1390 2000th!

Posted by: LGoPs at March 06, 2019 04:44 PM (S4VYa)

1391 What.

Posted by: Chris M at March 06, 2019 04:47 PM (eAZVt)

1392 Was it a drawing of some teeth?

Posted by: Caliban at March 06, 2019 04:48 PM (qEujL)

1393 Ewww, the nood is Hillary.

Posted by: m at March 06, 2019 04:50 PM (Scps5)

1394 1387 1051---But if she was raped, then she needs to name the accuser and he (assuming it was a he) needs to go to trial.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:06 PM (bcbK
------------------------------------------
Yeah, name the guy.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 06, 2019 04:42 PM (Rxduq)

And go to court. Claiming "it's that guy" ain't beanbag.

Posted by: m at March 06, 2019 04:51 PM (Scps5)

1395 1392 Was it a drawing of some teeth?
Posted by: Caliban at March 06, 2019 04:48 PM (qEujL)

heh

Posted by: m at March 06, 2019 04:52 PM (Scps5)

1396 Hey everybody.

Oh noes! Some deplorable placed a tiny Trump supporter in my toilet tank!! Call the authorities!!

...Ooops, never mind. It's just the Tidy-Bowl man.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 06, 2019 04:55 PM (miE9U)

1397 This^^^ They don't mean eliminate, they mean take it away form you and save it for them and their peeps.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 02:37 PM (ymnmz)

The Leftards seem to think it s a good thing to turn every airplane they are on into a target-rich environment.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2019 04:55 PM (nPGq2)

1398 I've had whale and it's disgusting. Like throw-up, disgusting.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 04:26 PM (xfb67)

Well, you have to use meat from a freshly-killed one, not a dead one that washed up on some beach.

I have had fresh whale, and it was right tasty, if you like how liver tastes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2019 06:07 PM (nPGq2)

1399 He "didn't want to post a pic of the graffiti," but (assuming it exists) he TOOK a pic of the graffiti. He didn't report it to maintenance, so what was he planning to do with the picture?

I...don't think I want to know the answer to this question.

Posted by: T.J. at March 06, 2019 06:48 PM (Y3Q3r)

1400 David Corn, when Obama need relief. That's why Corn always has his knee pads ready.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at March 06, 2019 11:29 PM (nRj4F)

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