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David Corn Tries to Score a Date With Alexandria Donkey-Chompers Through White Knighting and Toilet Flirting
First, David Corn breathlessly tweeted out the major news that he had, allegedly, seen some anti-Alexandria Donkey-Chompers graffiti in a toilet in Phoenix Skyharbor airport.
News of this HATE CRIME electrified twitter. The airport contacted David Corn for MORE INFORMATION so they could RESPOND IMMEDIATELY to this DIRE THREAT against AMERICAN DEMOCRACY ITSELF.I was on a United flight to Houston about noon. Near that gate. https://t.co/UmpzEvtRYN
— David Corn (@DavidCornDC) March 6, 2019
Thanks for the follow-up. Our Facilities team checked the restrooms in the area last night, and although they didn't find anything, those restrooms are checked and cleaned several times a day.
— PHX Sky Harbor (@PHXSkyHarbor) March 6, 2019
I didn’t want to post a pic of the graffiti because that would be spreading the work of a deplorable. But here’s a pic showing where it occurred with the message blacked out. No doubt, disbelieving conservatives will still call this a Deep State plot. Oh well. pic.twitter.com/PEBf8p3hC4
— David Corn (@DavidCornDC) March 6, 2019
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: SturmToddler at March 06, 2019 02:01 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 06, 2019 02:01 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: CN at March 06, 2019 02:02 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: dantesed at March 06, 2019 02:02 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 06, 2019 02:03 PM (AJj50)
Call 1.800.DONKEYTEETH
This Train Runs On-Time!
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 02:03 PM (aBj10)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 06, 2019 02:04 PM (AJj50)
Posted by: Conqueror of All Foes Cheese at March 06, 2019 02:04 PM (9m9TT)
We joke about Idiocracy on here all the time, but this shit is getting scary. In real life Idiocracy would be horrific and disastrous, and that's right the fuck where we are headed. Unbelievable.
Posted by: Max Power at March 06, 2019 02:04 PM (q177U)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 02:04 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 06, 2019 02:04 PM (AJj50)
People taking pictures inside the men's room.
I always feel comfortable when someone whips out their camera.
Posted by: German Chicken at March 06, 2019 02:04 PM (1beh4)
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 06, 2019 02:04 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 06, 2019 02:04 PM (RD7QR)
And he was hanging around in a toilet stall in the mens' room because ...?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 02:05 PM (plMK3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2019 02:05 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 06, 2019 02:05 PM (4KIAS)
Posted by: is it just me . . . at March 06, 2019 02:05 PM (rhVw6)
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 02:05 PM (aBj10)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 06, 2019 02:05 PM (AJj50)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 02:04 PM (1ISKN)
well, Tijuana isn't but a few hours down the road...
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 06, 2019 02:05 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 06, 2019 02:05 PM (koNhm)
Stay tuned!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Break Progressive Minds with a Trumpinator From The Outrage Outlet! at March 06, 2019 02:05 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 02:05 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 06, 2019 02:06 PM (AJj50)
Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 02:06 PM (X12/X)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 06, 2019 02:06 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: saf at March 06, 2019 02:06 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Ana Navarro, Donuts. at March 06, 2019 02:06 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 06, 2019 02:06 PM (ujg0T)
Bathroom art is sometimes quite respectable. Why is the left censuring AOC in the doggy position taking a girthy monster in the shitter?
I'm not sure I want to live in a country that censures bathroom art.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 06, 2019 02:06 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: DocJ at March 06, 2019 02:06 PM (fF3XF)
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 02:06 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Break Progressive Minds with a Trumpinator From The Outrage Outlet! at March 06, 2019 02:06 PM (hLRSq)
Er... yes
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 02:06 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 02:06 PM (aBj10)
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 02:06 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 06, 2019 02:06 PM (pw+jk)
Alleged graffiti.
And yet, another moderate sized city of illegals are entering the country again this month, with nowhere to go, and massive public assistance coming their way.
Practice this phrase, "gradually, then suddenly."
We will all be using it. Sooner than later, I'm afraid.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 06, 2019 02:06 PM (sy5kK)
People taking pictures inside the men's room.
I always feel comfortable when someone whips out their camera.
Posted by: German Chicken at March 06, 2019 02:04 PM (1beh4)
Will actually get you tossed out on your ass in many, many public places. Like airports.
Posted by: DocJ at March 06, 2019 02:06 PM (fF3XF)
Imagine.
I asked her what she was doing there at that time, but then assured her I would give the matter all the attention it deserved.
She hung up.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 02:07 PM (plMK3)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 06, 2019 02:07 PM (AJj50)
Posted by: David Corn at March 06, 2019 02:07 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 06, 2019 02:07 PM (OD2ni)
"Maybe if I make a stink about this AOC will sext me!"
--David Corn, tired of being the bottom in restrooms
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 02:07 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2019 02:07 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: saf at March 06, 2019 02:07 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 02:07 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 06, 2019 02:05 PM (AJj50)
that's what I'm trying to figure out. why would anyone put that there. it's not like her, or her supporters are ever getting close to PHX.
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 06, 2019 02:07 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2019 02:07 PM (VpIIl)
*snort.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 02:08 PM (IxRYM)
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 02:08 PM (aBj10)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 02:08 PM (39g3+)
Looks like a pretty short message. AOCSUX?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 06, 2019 02:08 PM (DQjsT)
Posted by: Brie Larson at March 06, 2019 02:08 PM (X12/X)
Posted by: David 'crack' Corn, and i dont care at March 06, 2019 02:08 PM (w1aEd)
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 06, 2019 02:08 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Ana Navarro, Donuts. at March 06, 2019 02:06 PM (4e+hS)
Bitch.....at least you got an ass and can sit on a toilet without falling in.
Posted by: Brie Larson at March 06, 2019 02:08 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Conqueror of All Foes Cheese at March 06, 2019 02:08 PM (9m9TT)
Rob Randall@hoochmooch
I can confirm it exists in a men's bathroom @phxskyharbor My three year old son came running out of the bathroom into my arms and burst into tears after seeing it and said "Papa papa the misogynistic patriarchy is trying to bully @AOC into silence because she's a powerful woman."
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 02:08 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2019 02:09 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Rachel Corey at March 06, 2019 02:09 PM (W+vEI)
Bathroom art is sometimes quite respectable. Why is the left censuring AOC in the doggy position taking a girthy monster in the shitter?
I'm not sure I want to live in a country that censures bathroom art.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 06, 2019 02:06 PM (jYje5)
Nobody said that was what it was.
GUILTY!
Posted by: blaster at March 06, 2019 02:09 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: Augustine at March 06, 2019 02:09 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 06, 2019 02:09 PM (DQjsT)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2019 02:07 PM (BbGew)
What if you're also crazy? Does that suspend the rule?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Break Progressive Minds with a Trumpinator From The Outrage Outlet! at March 06, 2019 02:09 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 06, 2019 02:08 PM (7ZQe3)
And seizing. Can't forget the seizing.
Posted by: DocJ at March 06, 2019 02:09 PM (fF3XF)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 06, 2019 02:04 PM (RD7QR)
867-5309
Posted by: WOPR at March 06, 2019 02:09 PM (J70i0)
1h
It's amazing how bitter & quick-to-battle some conservatives are
As if, Dave. Reality is they haven't even BEGUN yet. But keep pushing it, man.
Posted by: Hands at March 06, 2019 02:09 PM (786Ro)
The graffiti was right next to the glory hole.
Which has now been renamed the "Corn Hole."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 02:09 PM (plMK3)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 02:09 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 02:09 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: David Corn at March 06, 2019 02:09 PM (BxjR0)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2019 02:09 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 02:09 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: David Cornpone! at March 06, 2019 02:10 PM (iys0/)
Posted by: Ana Navarro, Pies. at March 06, 2019 02:10 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: blaster at March 06, 2019 02:10 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: Dead Horses at March 06, 2019 02:10 PM (iSh8b)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2019 02:07 PM (BbGew)
Nobody ever said anything about not sticking your dick in a hole in the stall, though.
Posted by: David Corn at March 06, 2019 02:10 PM (plMK3)
_________________
Sure it does! Everbody knows that AZ is chock-full of brown-shirted, anti-hispanic raaaaaacists! That's why my administration had to sue them so many times!
Posted by: EX prezzy Barky Obama at March 06, 2019 02:10 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 02:10 PM (39g3+)
Got it.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 06, 2019 02:10 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: Liberty at March 06, 2019 02:10 PM (cclOX)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2019 02:10 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Brie Larson at March 06, 2019 02:11 PM (X12/X)
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 02:11 PM (IXZGh)
SPONGE!!!!
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 06, 2019 02:01 PM (8D42x)
I am legend.
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 02:06 PM (IXZGh)
that you Will?
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 06, 2019 02:11 PM (8D42x)
Caught it on the side of their van the other day and laughed at it.
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 02:11 PM (aBj10)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 06, 2019 02:11 PM (ZgjWN)
Old and busted: Slick Willie talkin' grandbabies and golf on a private jet on the tarmac with Loretta Lynch.
New Hotness: Graffiti written in urine or something in a men's restroom.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 02:11 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Scott at March 06, 2019 02:11 PM (Do+Qw)
Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at March 06, 2019 02:11 PM (eAshZ)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 06, 2019 02:11 PM (DQjsT)
Practice this phrase, "gradually, then suddenly."
We will all be using it. Sooner than later, I'm afraid.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 06, 2019 02:06 PM (sy5kK)
And the phrase, 'reload, the fuckers can't shoot for shit'.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 02:12 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 06, 2019 02:12 PM (AB9tT)
Plus camera in mens room, yeah, it was a gay thing.
Posted by: Back to Lurking at March 06, 2019 02:12 PM (8oK3c)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 02:12 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2019 02:12 PM (VpIIl)
You just can not find such prose poetry at any other blog.
Posted by: tbodie at March 06, 2019 02:12 PM (V+bdf)
--David Corn, putting away his sharpie
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 02:12 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 02:12 PM (plMK3)
"Spread the work of a deplorable."
Wow, dehumanize much there champ?
Posted by: Augustine at March 06, 2019 02:09 PM (BDZWU)
Nice to see that he got the word deplorable in there when reporting to ATTACK WATCH!
Lefties punch college republican's in the face and this guy is keeping bathroom stalls free of anti democratic graffiti.
This guy has less sense of irony that Brie Larsen has ass.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 02:12 PM (ymnmz)
In Stalin's day, people were sent to the Gulags for misusing a newspaper that had his photo in it.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 06, 2019 02:12 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Hands at March 06, 2019 02:12 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 02:13 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Donkey Teeth at March 06, 2019 02:13 PM (w1aEd)
I know, let's make a hate crime against AOC. Yeah, that's the ticket!!
But we can't risk witnesses or a "victim" who crumbles under pressure. Hmmm. Graffitti!!
Posted by: Rachel Corey at March 06, 2019 02:13 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2019 02:13 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 06, 2019 02:13 PM (DQjsT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 02:13 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 02:12 PM (bcbK
Don't overlook "Take their stuff - leave the bodies".
Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 02:13 PM (X12/X)
--David Corn, putting away his sharpie
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 02:12 PM (39g3+)
Was he wearing a noose and carrying a Subway meatball sandwich as he left the crapper?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 02:13 PM (plMK3)
Butler University administrators say the words "white power" were scrawled on a dry erase board over the weekend in the Atherton Student Union Lounge.
Dr. Frank Ross, Vice President of Student Affairs released a video on Twitter apologizing to those who had seen the message, and advising students that University officials would investigate the matter and offer updates once they have more information.
https://twitter.com/i/status/1102414329134153728
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2019 02:13 PM (aKsyK)
Speaking of dirty toilets I was slightly repulsed to find wastepaper baskets beside toilets in the Bogota airport filled with shitty toilet paper. They don't flush their paper.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 06, 2019 02:13 PM (9HvXs)
I guess Corn is unaware of the term, "Toilet humor."
Posted by: blake - used High Sierra Salesman at March 06, 2019 02:13 PM (qC1Sy)
If you're writing crap on a bathroom wall, you're putting it somewhere people will see it. If you're at a urinal, you write it on the wall in front of you. If you're in a stall, you write it on the walls or the back of the door.
On the other hand, if you're the type of guy that regularly bypasses urinals to go pee in stalls, then you would think that leaning over the toilet bowl to write something on the wall behind it is something that actually goes on, you know, to reach all the other guys that go into stalls to pee.
Posted by: gtfive at March 06, 2019 02:14 PM (gJAok)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 02:12 PM (bcbK
Don't overlook "Take their stuff - leave the bodies".
Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 02:13 PM (X12/X)
I like where your head is at
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 02:14 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: David Corn at March 06, 2019 02:14 PM (cCxiu)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 02:13 PM (ptqGC)
In blackface.
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 02:14 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 02:14 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 02:14 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 02:13 PM (ptqGC)
Something's fishy with that, Jane. It was a clip-on noose.
Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 02:14 PM (X12/X)
Sink
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 02:14 PM (aBj10)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 02:14 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 06, 2019 02:12 PM (LWu6U)
Misusing the newspaper? You mean by reading it and believing what's in it?
Any other use is entirely appropriate.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 02:14 PM (plMK3)
Butler University administrators say the words "white power" were scrawled on a dry erase board over the weekend in the Atherton Student Union Lounge.
Written with a white marker.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 06, 2019 02:14 PM (9HvXs)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 06, 2019 02:15 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 02:15 PM (t6MX/)
Paid ten cents and only farted.
OMG OMG OMG OMG Anti AOC Graffiti! Quick, where's my phone.
(Remind me not to borrow David Korn's phone)
Posted by: David Korn at March 06, 2019 02:15 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: David Kern at March 06, 2019 02:15 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 06, 2019 02:08 PM (7ZQe3)
And seizing. Can't forget the seizing.
Posted by: DocJ at March 06, 2019 02:09 PM (fF3XF)
so, conservatives pounced on the seized bombshell?
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 06, 2019 02:15 PM (8D42x)
Let's assume he did see an "anti-AOC" message.
How in the world is that a "hate crime?"
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 06, 2019 02:15 PM (Rxduq)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 06, 2019 02:15 PM (AJj50)
I just wanted to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.
** 5 minutes pass **
**Leslie Nielsen pokes head into Corn's stall**
I just wanted to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.
Posted by: Hands at March 06, 2019 02:15 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 02:15 PM (ptqGC)
But AOC is the precious.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 06, 2019 02:16 PM (DQjsT)
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 02:16 PM (aBj10)
Posted by: Ripley at March 06, 2019 02:16 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: CN at March 06, 2019 02:16 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: The Great Cornholio at March 06, 2019 02:16 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: I like cookies at March 06, 2019 02:16 PM (xxAFD)
Written with a white marker.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 06, 2019 02:14 PM (9HvXs)
Which I will also assume is a #FakeHatecrimeHoax until proven otherwise.
Posted by: DocJ at March 06, 2019 02:16 PM (fF3XF)
Well I do, because I'm lazy and like to sit while I take care of business, rather than stand out in the open. Plus you can read and stuff in there. But what I don't do is turn around and look at the back of the wall about knee height. Nor does anyone write graffiti there.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 02:16 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 02:16 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 02:16 PM (X12/X)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 06, 2019 02:16 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2019 02:17 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: ShainS -- 2020 Dem candidate promising free hookers and blow to all! at March 06, 2019 02:17 PM (KfZLa)
Posted by: David Corn at March 06, 2019 02:17 PM (koNhm)
Do you know how hard it is to write on those things and then make it seem like, "oh, yeah, I was upside-down on the floor anyways and noticed this on the bowl..."?
Posted by: David Corn at March 06, 2019 02:17 PM (Zo1XC)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 02:17 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2019 02:17 PM (VpIIl)
Dem Sen. Hirono: Eliminating Plane Travel Isn't Crazy, Opposing Green New Deal Is "A Crazy Position"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 06, 2019 02:17 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 02:17 PM (LL1Be)
Butler University administrators say the words "white power" were scrawled on a dry erase board over the weekend in the Atherton Student Union Lounge.
Written with a white marker.
During a blizzard.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 06, 2019 02:17 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 06, 2019 02:13 PM (9HvXs)
Common in Mexico. Sewage pipes there are 2" in diameter (I am told), and so prone to clogging. (How to avoid this problem is a mystery for the ages.)
Upshot: restrooms in SoCal often have signs - in Spanish, of course - asking ... uh ... patrons not to throw their used toilet paper on the floor.
I'm not making this up.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 02:17 PM (plMK3)
Posted by: Geoff Flakey at March 06, 2019 02:18 PM (pPQeR)
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 02:18 PM (aBj10)
good to know Corn is on the case ... so we can rest assured, if there is
ever any anti-Trump graffiti or slogans or gestures anywhere, he will
report it immediately. Keepin it clean ...
Posted by: illiniwek at March 06, 2019 02:16 PM (Cus5s)
Cracked it wide open, he did. The perp is going to get popped any moment.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 02:18 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 02:18 PM (IXZGh)
I've never much considered dropping a deuce in the urinal .... but fuck it, I'm game.
Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 02:18 PM (X12/X)
If true, it's actually a pretty funny pun.
Are we still permitted to make fun OF racism?
I know, don't answer.
Posted by: David Corn at March 06, 2019 02:18 PM (koNhm)
So yeah, JS.
(instead of BS. It's Juicy Smelledit)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 06, 2019 02:18 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: josephistan at March 06, 2019 02:18 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 06, 2019 02:13 PM (9HvXs)
Friend of mine on a tour of Peru was told by the tour agency as part of their orientation to NOT flush toilet paper. Apparently the sewer systems in third world countries such as Peru cannot deal with waste AND toilet paper.
so Trump's use of the word shithole was absolutely correct.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 06, 2019 02:18 PM (Cg47K)
Posted by: Jenny, Jenny at March 06, 2019 02:18 PM (6rX0K)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 06, 2019 02:19 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 06, 2019 02:19 PM (ufF5c)
There is no diplomatic way to say this, but you must be informed.
Don't do that.
Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2019 02:19 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 06, 2019 02:17 PM (+y/Ru)
The only planes that won't be banned are Zeroes.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 02:19 PM (plMK3)
Posted by: Ripley at March 06, 2019 02:19 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Dead Horses at March 06, 2019 02:19 PM (iSh8b)
Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is no stopping in a RED zone. Fake news!
Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading and unloading of white knights. There's never stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping! THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY!!!
Male announcer: Listen Betty, don't start up with your Red zone shit again.
Posted by: Hands at March 06, 2019 02:19 PM (786Ro)
You're not gonna believe what I saw in the restroom stall at the airport today.
NO! I've told you a thousand times I'm not like that, I was in there by myself!
Posted by: David Kern at March 06, 2019 02:19 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2019 02:17 PM (BXMxN)
It takes her a week to scrape the skin off the back of her choppers afterwards.
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 02:19 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Shep at March 06, 2019 02:19 PM (Zo1XC)
Posted by: Roy at March 06, 2019 02:19 PM (xqdqQ)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 06, 2019 02:19 PM (P83tS)
Posted by: Liberty"
I take New York Ave into downtown DC almost every day and someone spray painted F Trump about every 100 yards. Never gave it much thought let alone consider whining about online.
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 06, 2019 02:19 PM (OD2ni)
That's Wowbagger level stuff, there!
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 02:20 PM (aBj10)
Posted by: denbar at March 06, 2019 02:20 PM (gJAok)
Posted by: Larry Craig at March 06, 2019 02:20 PM (hjaPQ)
Conservatives make that mistake a lot also, but it's nice to see Democrats do the same thing.
They would have been wise to cut bait with Cortez a long time ago.
Posted by: Blago at March 06, 2019 02:20 PM (UfkIY)
"well that settles it. a man of his stature would never lie and censor out a blank wall to not get caught out in a lie. A man of such stature that he takes fucking photos of trivial graffiti in airport toilets"
Again, the most disturbing part is how stupid they think we are.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 06, 2019 02:20 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 06, 2019 02:20 PM (jsWA8)
Posted by: IC at March 06, 2019 02:20 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 02:20 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 06, 2019 02:17 PM (+y/Ru)
Make
Hawaii
Independent
Again
Posted by: DocJ at March 06, 2019 02:20 PM (fF3XF)
Posted by: JEM (by the way Brie Larson has no ass) at March 06, 2019 02:20 PM (8erNz)
Dr. Frank Ross, Vice President of Student Affairs released a video on Twitter apologizing to those who had seen the message, and advising students that University officials would investigate the matter and offer updates once they have more information.
https://twitter.com/i/status/1102414329134153728
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2019 02:13 PM (aKsyK)
That was only part of the message on the board. the full message was:
White
Power
Board
Broken
...
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 06, 2019 02:20 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 02:17 PM (1ISKN)
Or how long he lingered there, in the restroom, aka the "Democrat social center."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 02:21 PM (plMK3)
Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2019 02:21 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 06, 2019 02:21 PM (kG5hP)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2019 02:21 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Ripley"
Corn has always been a glorified DU commenter. Now he is considered a dinosaur and is desperate to stay relevant.
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 06, 2019 02:21 PM (OD2ni)
You didn't have to travel that far. Sunnyvale, CA can give you the same experience.
Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2019 02:21 PM (Zo1XC)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 02:21 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Dead Horses at March 06, 2019 02:21 PM (iSh8b)
Back when America Was Great 1.0 bathroom art was quite the thing. Everybody was making so much money they didn't give a crap what was on the bathroom walls.
It was almost like Internet .9(a). If you didn't get a chuckle when dropping a deuce or taking a piss you were a humorless scold.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 06, 2019 02:21 PM (jYje5)
And please give our love and affection to Miss Ocasio-Cortez. She has given us new hope for brighter tomorrow.
Posted by: The Authorities at March 06, 2019 02:21 PM (1beh4)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 06, 2019 02:21 PM (+y/Ru)
It had been pressure washed clean, but I grabbed a support for leverage and managed to find a spot that they missed.
And it was corn. There was corn on my glove.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 02:21 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: rammajamma at March 06, 2019 02:21 PM (AjNMO)
@BryanMatthews74
Things that are shocking:
- @DavidCornDC apparently pees standing up. I didn't think that @MotherJones allows that much masculinity
Posted by: LizLem at March 06, 2019 02:21 PM (hvf9s)
You never saw Mary Poppins!?
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 02:22 PM (aBj10)
"well that settles it. a man of his stature would never lie and censor out a blank wall to not get caught out in a lie. A man of such stature that he takes fucking photos of trivial graffiti in airport toilets"
Again, the most disturbing part is how stupid they think we are.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 06, 2019 02:20 PM (LWu6U)
Well, in fairness, we haven't had a hoax in over a week.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 02:22 PM (plMK3)
I want you to report a hate crime!
You need to go to the airport and get handwriting samples of every man that came through the airport today and match them against this photo on my phone.
This kind of hateist criminal behavior is, just, it's, it's, criminal!
Stop laughing at me!
Posted by: David Kern at March 06, 2019 02:22 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 06, 2019 02:13 PM (9HvXs)
Friend of mine on a tour of Peru was told by the tour agency as part of their orientation to NOT flush toilet paper. Apparently the sewer systems in third world countries such as Peru cannot deal with waste AND toilet paper.
so Trump's use of the word shithole was absolutely correct.
Posted by: Jen the original
One of the great tragedies in this world is that American Standard, isn't.
Posted by: RAH at March 06, 2019 02:22 PM (6rX0K)
I thought we still had a First Amendment.
The most this is, is vandalism.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 06, 2019 02:22 PM (vg8iE)
Speaking of dirty toilets I was slightly repulsed to find wastepaper baskets beside toilets in the Bogota airport filled with shitty toilet paper. They don't flush their paper.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 06, 2019 02:13 PM (9HvXs)
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Wow. I have been to Bogota a few times and never seen that in any restroom there. (I mean in decent areas.)
I can't remember for certain that I ever used a restroom at the airport but I'd guess so.
Maybe this was a men's room thing?
Ugh.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 06, 2019 02:22 PM (Rxduq)
Posted by: Model_1066 at March 06, 2019 02:22 PM (bXjNn)
In Jackson Hole, WY(!), there are restroom signs encouraging Asian tourists not to squat with their feet on the toilet rim. "Yes/NO!" signs.
Odd.
Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2019 02:22 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 06, 2019 02:21 PM (jYje5)
Amen...not to mention scoring a phone number for your next date
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 06, 2019 02:23 PM (m8J9w)
Posted by: Dead Horses at March 06, 2019 02:19 PM (iSh8b)
Yes, if by "pussy" you mean "cats trying to kill him for being such an annoying nebbish."
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 06, 2019 02:23 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2019 02:23 PM (VpIIl)
With a sign saying. "MAGA country hates people named Alexandra and women of color who are former barmaids"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2019 02:23 PM (AllCR)
write the graffiti, Dookie Detective?
Posted by: Ace of Spades
It is a hate crime, after all.
Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2019 02:23 PM (Zo1XC)
Posted by: Brie Larson at March 06, 2019 02:23 PM (X12/X)
Posted by: espanostifer at March 06, 2019 02:23 PM (HvOGN)
Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2019 02:21 PM (Zo1XC)
Que?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 02:23 PM (plMK3)
Oh my, what a dope. He was baited into putting a picture of an airport toilet online. An airport toilet. That's gonna generate another twist to the plot.
I wonder what he would have done if he saw an orange stain on the floor.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 06, 2019 02:23 PM (OKeCc)
Posted by: josephistan at March 06, 2019 02:23 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Elvis at March 06, 2019 02:23 PM (1beh4)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 02:23 PM (2LelM)
You're getting your just deserts, SkyHarbor maintenance staff. Next time, check with a woman of color before believing something David Corn or any other old white dude says. Haha! Hahaha!
Posted by: Linda Sarsour at March 06, 2019 02:23 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Terms of Shitter Service at March 06, 2019 02:23 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2019 02:23 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: dananjcon at March 06, 2019 02:23 PM (xqfqx)
It's amazing how bitter & quick-to-battle some conservatives are. Yesterday, I reported that I had spotted anti-@AOC graffiti in the Phoenix airport of all places. And rightwingers got crazed and accused me of making this up. That's crediting me with a good sense of imagination.
David Corn
DavidCornDC
I didn't want to post a pic of the graffiti because that would be spreading the work of a deplorable. But here's a pic showing where it occurred with the message blacked out.
So he flew back to the Phoenix airport just to take a pic of the bathroom poetry, or does he admit he hangs out in home town airport bathrooms?
WTF?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 02:23 PM (IxRYM)
If that particular graffiti existed I would guess it said
'I just took an AOC ' with an arrow pointing down.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 06, 2019 02:23 PM (zO1cf)
Posted by: Archer at March 06, 2019 02:24 PM (gmo/4)
They don't call them Demo-rats for nothing.
He's ratting out graffiti artists now.
lol
You cannot make this up.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 06, 2019 02:24 PM (OKeCc)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 06, 2019 02:24 PM (ZqRa6)
don't pay by check
don't have friends fake the attack or do the graffiti
don't cry about some inconsequential graffiti that no on even saw (except for the publicity the "victim" gives it)
With all the times they are caught faking it, I'm guess there are many more times when they fake it and don't get caught, but the cameras manage to arrive for the (fake) news.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 06, 2019 02:24 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 02:24 PM (1ISKN)
If you can get a quote from Hillary's e-mail server while you're there, that'd be great.
Posted by: PHX Sky Kings at March 06, 2019 02:24 PM (6rX0K)
In before someone says 'Humor is like food, not everyone gets it.' - J. Stalin.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2019 02:24 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 06, 2019 02:24 PM (KP5rU)
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Looking at his Wiki page he seems to be a CIA asset who hangs with the hard left.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 02:24 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 06, 2019 02:24 PM (1beh4)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 02:16 PM (39g3+)
That could be an important clue in nabbing the Deplorable perp.
We may be looking for a midget, a dwarf, a child or a contortionist.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 06, 2019 02:24 PM (27fX8)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 06, 2019 02:24 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, from the heart of darkness at March 06, 2019 02:24 PM (LISuA)
HEE HAW!! I tell you. So called ATTACK WATCH! and they called the bartender and had him change the channel under penalty of revocation of his liquor license. Except he changed it to a NASCAR race. So I looked him square in the eye and said , "ou deplorable son of a bitch then next station better be CNN or I'm gonna get Don Lemon to get medieval on your ass."
Posted by: David Korn at March 06, 2019 02:24 PM (ymnmz)
"He [Corn] attended Brown University where he majored in history and worked for The Brown Daily Herald."
Still laughing here.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 02:25 PM (plMK3)
Go Jussy Jr.!
Posted by: LASue at March 06, 2019 02:25 PM (wcbxS)
Posted by: Jenny at March 06, 2019 02:25 PM (zO1cf)
Thinwall PVC, whatever diameter is handy. Also, no vents on the outbound side, so...
US is (IIRC) 3" diameter.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 06, 2019 02:25 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Joe Mama at March 06, 2019 02:25 PM (883zS)
Thank the gods for Twichy.
Posted by: DocJ at March 06, 2019 02:25 PM (fF3XF)
But I sure as Hell didn't touch the chalk.
Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 02:25 PM (X12/X)
I was that gentleman.
Posted by: Jake Tapper at March 06, 2019 02:25 PM (iys0/)
Even if there WAS something there, it rises to the level of petty annoyance at vandalism and hardly worth even paying heed to, let alone some wretched tweet about it. But the follow ups. What a life these people must lead.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 02:25 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: David Korn at March 06, 2019 02:25 PM (ymnmz)
In before someone says 'Humor is like food, not everyone gets it.' - J. Stalin.
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I see her as more of a Shinning Path Maoist. Check out the eyes again.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 02:25 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: D. Corn at March 06, 2019 02:26 PM (xqfqx)
Winner
Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 06, 2019 02:26 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: artemis at March 06, 2019 02:26 PM (AwPyG)
I just can't even. I do feel sorry for the husband she soaked for every nickle.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 02:26 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Downcast at March 06, 2019 02:26 PM (UBcZp)
I once saw a gentleman give up his toilet seat to a flamboyant young man in an airport restroom.
I was that gentleman.
Posted by: Jake Tapper at March 06, 2019 02:25 PM (iys0/)
Shut it down. We have a wiener.
Posted by: David Korn at March 06, 2019 02:26 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 06, 2019 02:13 PM (9HvXs)
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Wow. I have been to Bogota a few times and never seen that in any restroom there. (I mean in decent areas.)
I can't remember for certain that I ever used a restroom at the airport but I'd guess so.
Maybe this was a men's room thing?
Ugh.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille
It's been reported here before, but in a lot countries, their plumbing systems can't handle the paper. True? Don't know.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 02:26 PM (IxRYM)
>I was that gentleman.
Oh, well played.
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 02:26 PM (aBj10)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 06, 2019 02:26 PM (FTlwv)
Odd.
Posted by: Zod
If YOU had to clean up the result, you wouldn't think so.
Posted by: Jackson at March 06, 2019 02:26 PM (6rX0K)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 06, 2019 02:24 PM (ZqRa6)
Cornfused.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 02:26 PM (t6MX/)
A woman on an island happy to eliminate place travel. Makes sense.
I will agree to this if she is only allowed to paddle to the mainland using her own handmade boat a la Moana. No evil gas polluting boats. She wants that future for us, she gets it too, good and hard.
Posted by: LizLem at March 06, 2019 02:26 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, from the heart of darkness at March 06, 2019 02:26 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: espanostifer at March 06, 2019 02:23 PM (HvOGN)
Communist douchebag
Posted by: Jenny at March 06, 2019 02:27 PM (zO1cf)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
I went to Hawaii a couple years ago, it was OK but no desire to go back unless I win the lottery. I can easily support train-only travel there.
Posted by: Ripley at March 06, 2019 02:27 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Archer at March 06, 2019 02:27 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 02:23 PM (IxRYM)
This surprises you?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 02:27 PM (plMK3)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 02:23 PM (2LelM)
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Nowadays graffiti skips the middle man and goes right out on Twitter.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 06, 2019 02:27 PM (ffYR/)
Odd.
Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2019 02:22 PM (Bdeb0)
I've seen those signs in both airports and in the bigger turnpike rest stops. If I remember correctly the LA airport and Miami airports.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 06, 2019 02:27 PM (Cg47K)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 06, 2019 02:24 PM (1beh4)
In all fairness, any sane man would lose his mind over paying $15 for a hot sub, chips, and a drink.
Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 02:27 PM (X12/X)
Posted by: CN at March 06, 2019 02:27 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 02:27 PM (LL1Be)
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New York or Newark?
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 02:27 PM (2LelM)
What a train wreck...Hands down the stupidest senator in Congress
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 06, 2019 02:27 PM (m8J9w)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 06, 2019 02:28 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 02:25 PM (2LelM)
Hmmm, good eye. More than slightly frantic.
Missing the red book though. Where will she write her lists?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2019 02:28 PM (ycWCI)
bathroom poetry, or does he admit he hangs out in home town airport
bathrooms?
He was between flights, returning from Ana Navarro's wedding fiesta.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 02:28 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2019 02:28 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2019 02:28 PM (Boy/L)
Someone take Mr. Corn to men's room in Penn Station. His head will fucking explode.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 06, 2019 02:24 PM (1beh4)
Not it!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 02:28 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 06, 2019 02:28 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 06, 2019 02:28 PM (LWu6U)
The only way I would take a dump in Penn Station is if dysentery threatened to overflow the top of my pants.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 06, 2019 02:28 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 06, 2019 02:28 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 06, 2019 02:28 PM (37IEG)
If a fast-food restaurant attracts or is staffed by "newcomers"- and I'm thinking of one on Shoreline, for instance- you'll run into that unmistakable Mexico aroma.
Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2019 02:29 PM (CMq2e)
Read the story carefully - he didn't make any report, he just said something stupid on Twitter. And when Airport Security tried to contact him in order to give him the opportunity to make a report, or at least just tell them where it was - he refused to answer.
It's easy to think there was graffiti because, how hard can it be to get a sharpie, draw on a wall and say you found it? None of us can really conceive of anyone stupid enough to take a picture of a wall with nothing on it and then take photoshop and put a smudge on it so you could say that something was there when it wasn't. I mean that would be going full retard to do something that lame.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2019 02:29 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Conqueror of All Foes Cheese at March 06, 2019 02:29 PM (9m9TT)
FBI needs to put this man on the DB Cooper case.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 06, 2019 02:28 PM (LWu6U)
FBI needs to put this man on the DB Crapper case.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 06, 2019 02:29 PM (37IEG)
Stalin collapses.
"Someone call a doctor!"
"We can't call a doctor..."
"Why not"
"Stalin had them all rounded up and killed".
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at March 06, 2019 02:29 PM (w7KSn)
This fucker examines the graffiti and posts about it online.
Hey, Cornhole. GET A LIFE.
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 02:29 PM (IXZGh)
Genius
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 06, 2019 02:29 PM (zO1cf)
True. Been there. Don't shake w/the left hand.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 06, 2019 02:29 PM (6qErC)
I really am starting to get a hankering to party like it's 1793.
Posted by: DocJ at March 06, 2019 02:30 PM (fF3XF)
Posted by: Downcast at March 06, 2019 02:26 PM (UBcZp)
Don't be that guy. Or the guy who wants to strike up a conversation.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2019 02:30 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 06, 2019 02:30 PM (hjaPQ)
This thing is for fucking bizarre and insane.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 06, 2019 02:30 PM (C54sO)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 06, 2019 02:30 PM (KP5rU)
The worst restroom I've ever seen was in a tony (for the USSR) restaurant. Hole in the floor, two footprints to kinda give you a hint.
Unfortunately, too many of the users needed a bombsight. Subsequent users backed off from the drop zone, of course, leading to what might delicately be described as a carpet bombing.
And this in what was billed as a four-star restaurant. A real aperitif.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 02:30 PM (plMK3)
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 02:30 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 06, 2019 02:30 PM (sLicW)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 02:31 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 06, 2019 02:28 PM (koNhm)
I have a list a mile long of places I wouid never dump in. LOL
But I would love to back up one of pelosi's toilets
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 06, 2019 02:31 PM (m8J9w)
picture of an airport toilet online. An airport toilet. That's gonna
generate another twist to the plot.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette'
Some motivated autistic is going to find out that photo was some stock image on the internet.
Posted by: Ripley at March 06, 2019 02:31 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 06, 2019 02:28 PM (+y/Ru)
RACIST
Posted by: Juicy Smellit at March 06, 2019 02:31 PM (RD7QR)
Dear Maisey, please to take Amtrak to California from DC and then a slow boat from LA to Hawaii just to go back to your district.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 02:31 PM (IxRYM)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 06, 2019 02:30 PM (hjaPQ)
Best of all, they want to come here and run things.
Because they're so good at running things back home.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 02:31 PM (plMK3)
don't have friends fake the attack or do the graffiti
don't cry about some inconsequential graffiti that no on even saw (except for the publicity the "victim" gives it)
Add to that: Use a burner phone instead of your own phone to contact your fake assailants
Morons here could plot a better fake hate crime.
Posted by: LizLem at March 06, 2019 02:31 PM (hvf9s)
So he flew back to the Phoenix airport just to take a pic of the
bathroom poetry, or does he admit he hangs out in home town airport
bathrooms?
He was between flights, returning from Ana Navarro's wedding fiesta.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 02:28 PM (ptqGC)
#LearnToCommode
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 02:31 PM (t6MX/)
"It's amazing how bitter and quick-to-battle some conservatives..."
SJWs always always always project.
Posted by: Flyover at March 06, 2019 02:31 PM (B5K06)
In Jackson Hole, WY(!), there are restroom signs encouraging Asian
tourists not to squat with their feet on the toilet rim. "Yes/NO!"
signs.
Odd.
Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2019 02:22 PM (Bdeb0)
I've seen those signs in both airports and in the bigger turnpike
rest stops. If I remember correctly the LA airport and Miami airports.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 06, 2019 02:27 PM (Cg47K)
Main points of entry for people from third world shit holes.
Posted by: Archer at March 06, 2019 02:31 PM (gmo/4)
For some reason Azerbaijan can't quite make the leap from shithole to
cesspool. Truly revolting.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 02:31 PM (2LelM)
Turned down a two-week gig in Tanzania yesterday. I feel good about my decision.
Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 02:32 PM (X12/X)
Speaking of stupid, was around Corn a bit back in the day, an extremely friendly and nice guy in person (sort of like Juan Williams), but ...... did in fact come off as sort of dumb.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 06, 2019 02:32 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 06, 2019 02:32 PM (6qErC)
216 If Corn made the graffiti himself and reported it, he's guilty of filing a false report. Check the handwriting.:
Read the story carefully - he didn't make any report, he just said
something stupid on Twitter. And when Airport Security tried to contact
him in order to give him the opportunity to make a report, or at least
just tell them where it was - he refused to answer.
It's easy to think there was graffiti because, how hard can it be to
get a sharpie, draw on a wall and say you found it? None of us can
really conceive of anyone stupid enough to take a picture of a wall with
nothing on it and then take photoshop and put a smudge on it so you
could say that something was there when it wasn't. I mean that would be
going full retard to do something that lame.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2019 02:29 PM (Kpl3J)
Let it be known that Tom Servo was the first to call this a hoax. In 48 hours we will know if he wins first prize.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 02:32 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Ala the original Dumb and Dumber movie.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 02:32 PM (IxRYM)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 06, 2019 02:32 PM (m8J9w)
Things that are shocking:@DavidCornDC apparently pees standing up. I didn't think that @MotherJones allows that much masculinity.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 02:32 PM (ptqGC)
Rumor has it an orange tabby cat was seen running through the airport with a magic marker clinched in his teeth. #orangecatbad
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at March 06, 2019 02:32 PM (bML9A)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 06, 2019 02:30 PM (KP5rU)
Nah. It's like California - a magical place, it just needs to kick out the shitheads that bring it down.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 02:32 PM (plMK3)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2019 02:33 PM (/tuJf)
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Its the same in Ukraine. Seems the pipes can't handle them so you get a used shit paper can next to your shitter. I always wonder if Hitler had occupied Eastern Europe for forty years would this be a problem today.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 02:33 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 06, 2019 02:33 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 06, 2019 02:33 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 02:33 PM (ptqGC)
What a train wreck...Hands down the stupidest senator in Congress
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 06, 2019 02:27 PM (m8J9w)
When they say 'eliminate' they naturally mean for the great unwashed, not themselves. Of course, she'll still be able to fly to Hawaii. It's just such a commonplace assumption that she doesn't notice the contradiction.
Posted by: I like cookies at March 06, 2019 02:33 PM (xxAFD)
Posted by: David Cornhole at March 06, 2019 02:34 PM (X+eRS)
Posted by: Ha at March 06, 2019 02:34 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 06, 2019 02:34 PM (zO1cf)
Come to think of it, one of my worst was also in Azerbaijan - the occupied part, though. All of the worst ones on my life-time list were in the USSR or former USSR, and that includes a reasonable sampling in Africa, the MidEast, and Latin America.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 06, 2019 02:34 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 02:31 PM (2LelM)
Professional office building in Hyderabad. Literally, a hole in the floor with a nozzled hose next to it.
I held it for 2-hours until I got back to my hotel.
Posted by: DocJ at March 06, 2019 02:34 PM (fF3XF)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 02:33 PM (2LelM)
Of course not. They'd all have toilets with a turd shelf.
Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 02:34 PM (X12/X)
Posted by: E buzz at March 06, 2019 02:34 PM (e1OX6)
"Come And Take It"
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 06, 2019 02:34 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 02:33 PM (2LelM)
I gotta admit that is something I have never pondered?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 06, 2019 02:34 PM (m8J9w)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 06, 2019 02:34 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2019 02:34 PM (asM0l)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2019 02:34 PM (d7Ww2)
The worst shitter I was ever in was in Azerbaijan"
Turkey. Rural... "pit stop".
Literally.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 06, 2019 02:32 PM (6qErC)
Large mobile station right of 95 south just over the boarder int Florida.There was so much shit, paper towels and toilet paper everywhere on the walls floors and ceiling it was like being on the inside of a Nightmare on Elm Street pinata.
I preferred the literal shit hole I once used in Rome.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 02:35 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: David Corn at March 06, 2019 02:35 PM (koNhm)
Turkey. Rural... "pit stop".
Literally.
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Yeah, my Azeri shitter was in a little country town's restaurant. Amazing what people can get used to.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 02:35 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 06, 2019 02:35 PM (6qErC)
Holy smokes, I am REALLY late to this party. Stupid work getting in the way of everything.
Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 06, 2019 02:35 PM (d8iVQ)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2019 02:35 PM (BbGew)
Barbara Boxer is Stupidest Senator Emerita.
Undefeated, untied, un-scored upon. Inducted into the Stupid Hall of Fame on the first ballot, by acclamation.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 02:35 PM (plMK3)
Those who read these rhymes of wit, eat those little balls of shit.
Posted by: the poet at March 06, 2019 02:35 PM (8eFw/)
Posted by: Ha at March 06, 2019 02:34 PM (MAstk)
Shocking. I'm sure the fact that such a question could cost that particular state 4-5 seats in the 2020 reapportionment had zip-zilch-nada to do with that ruling.
Posted by: DocJ at March 06, 2019 02:35 PM (fF3XF)
A woman on an island happy to eliminate plane travel. Makes sense.
Excellent.
Embargo on!
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 02:30 PM (LL1Be)
What? It won't be a problem when we get the trains to Hawaii built. President Trump even said we can do it when he was at that DEPAK thing the other day.
Posted by: Oscazio Consquestidorio at March 06, 2019 02:35 PM (37IEG)
oh come on the most grotty film bathroom is definitely Trainspotting
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 06, 2019 02:35 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 02:33 PM (2LelM)
Socialism is still socialism. Even the famous German industriousness can't hold out against that.
Posted by: I like cookies at March 06, 2019 02:35 PM (xxAFD)
341I always wonder if Hitler had occupied Eastern Europe for forty years would this be a problem today.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 02:33 PM (2LelM)
I gotta admit that is something I have never pondered?
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Spend a couple of weeks traveling around Ukraine. All sorts of ideas pop into your head.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 02:36 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 06, 2019 02:36 PM (m8J9w)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 02:26 PM (IxRYM)
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The systems at decent (not necessarily 5-star, but decent) hotels certainly can. And I don't remember seeing this in women's rooms in nicer places.
But then, I can't positively say I ever used the airport restroom. I would think so --- but maybe I dodged a bullet there!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 06, 2019 02:36 PM (Rxduq)
I have never been in a rest stop on the Ohio turnpike that there wasn't someone in there with their three story cart wiping off counters No matter how busy, always have the roll down prison barrier up, blocking off half the restroom. The toilet paper dispensers are so jammed up with new rolls that you can't get the paper to roll out. I think they only hire OCD sufferers to clean restrooms
Posted by: Jen the original at March 06, 2019 02:36 PM (Cg47K)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 02:36 PM (ptqGC)
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But I would love to back up one of pelosi's toilets
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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Yep. Upper-decker time.
Posted by: irright at March 06, 2019 02:36 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Ha at March 06, 2019 02:34 PM (MAstk)
Oooh, Ninth Circuit? Would make reversing it all the more satisfying.
Posted by: Juicy Smellit at March 06, 2019 02:36 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: MJ at March 06, 2019 02:36 PM (gAMkn)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 06, 2019 02:32 PM (m8J9w)
I hate when you duck behind a bush and then the freaking thing catches on fire. How dangerous is that? And now, the only thing around that you had to wipe your ass with is burnt to a crisp.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 06, 2019 02:37 PM (sLicW)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 06, 2019 02:35 PM (6qErC)
My wife mocks me ... but I'm sure I have a money-making idea.
A toilet with an integrated load cell. So that, once and for all, a man can PROVE just how big a dump he just took.
Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 02:37 PM (X12/X)
Posted by: Puddin Head
I keep hoping "Man in the High Castle" will take a story arc into Nazi-occupied Europe and other parts of the world.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 02:37 PM (LL1Be)
Second look at clipper ships?
Posted by: Rollin' down to old Maui at March 06, 2019 02:37 PM (6rX0K)
Two things here. First, he used some language that will surely become semi-famous, sort of a Hamdan v. Bush Kennedy Special (on a Geneva Convention issue), wherein he literally says "1 does not = 1".
Second, SCOTUS just took this case, on an expedited basis, in the last 2 weeks. Not intimately familiar with the exact mechanics of this, but pretty sure that when SCOTUS takes a case on a similar/identical question, inferior courts at a minimum stand fast and delay further action until SCOTUS rules.
Given the chaos and lawlessness *within* the very judicial system, over which the pathetic Roberts is presiding, I'm gonna go with "this is nuts" even before expert info can provide more context.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 06, 2019 02:37 PM (QDnY+)
"We'll if you're not going to listen to me, I'm done talking," Pelosi responded, before *literally* dropping the mic and walking out of the room.
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The issue was whether to stay full socialist or go national socialist.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 06, 2019 02:37 PM (+y/Ru)
When they say 'eliminate' they naturally mean
for the great unwashed, not themselves. Of course, she'll still be able
to fly to Hawaii. It's just such a commonplace assumption that she
doesn't notice the contradiction.
Posted by: I like cookies at March 06, 2019 02:33 PM (xxAFD)
This^^^ They don't mean eliminate, they mean take it away form you and save it for them and their peeps.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 02:37 PM (ymnmz)
In a list of 'Top 10' - can you beat this moments in my life -- having my factory bathrooms inspected by brilliant orange hard hated (stet) OSHA personnel has to be near the top.
African-American men. Who were enlisted to shut down the very factories there own fathers and grandfathers had gone to work in for decades.
Blexit should be a thing. Niggas got played, pardon my French.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 06, 2019 02:37 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: Juicy Smellit at March 06, 2019 02:36 PM (RD7QR)
You haven't been paying attention have you?
Posted by: Justice Roberts at March 06, 2019 02:38 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 06, 2019 02:28 PM (Rarvo)
Apparently the station didn't renew his contract. He said he'll post an update on his FB page later.
Posted by: josephistan at March 06, 2019 02:38 PM (7HtZB)
Let's see... Ag check, Welcome center.... you know, I may have been there. And yeah.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 06, 2019 02:38 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Ha at March 06, 2019 02:34 PM (MAstk)
Shocking. I'm sure the fact that such a question could cost that particular state 4-5 seats in the 2020 reapportionment had zip-zilch-nada to do with that ruling.
Posted by: DocJ at March 06, 2019 02:35 PM (fF3XF)
Sigh, I believe the Trump administration was anticipating this, as the Dems, etc. all went judge shopping in CA.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 06, 2019 02:39 PM (Cg47K)
Posted by: Chris M at March 06, 2019 02:39 PM (eAZVt)
Unfortunately, too many of the users needed a bombsight. Subsequent users backed off from the drop zone, of course, leading to what might delicately be described as a carpet bombing.
And this in what was billed as a four-star restaurant. A real aperitif.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 02:30 PM (plMK3)
Worse for me was a highway "rest area" in Yugoslavia somewhere in what is now Serbia. Toilet overflowing with crap as was the grounds for 50 yards around. It was a literal shit minefield.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 06, 2019 02:39 PM (ufF5c)
Posted by: Shep at March 06, 2019 02:39 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 06, 2019 02:39 PM (/lGcY)
No one writes graffiti there. It's on the wall next to the toilet or on the stall door, for maximum effect, while sitting.
Corn, in this instance, is full of shit. Not the other way around, as with normal people.....after eating corn.
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 02:39 PM (IXZGh)
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I did the same thing in a restaurant in a shopping mall. Man, was I grateful no one was waiting to get in when I left.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 02:39 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 06, 2019 02:39 PM (RD7QR)
Make
Hawaii
Independent
Again
Posted by: DocJ
We need Pearl Harbor so we can be the world's unpaid policeman.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2019 02:39 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 06, 2019 02:40 PM (27fX8)
Again and as always, one of these malodorous bolshevik schümers with schiff for brains who'd sock it hard to us in the soros bloomberg style.
And, wants me disarmed.
The tribe has better do some deep cleaning pronto!
Posted by: G6loq at March 06, 2019 02:40 PM (HkgBd)
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 02:37 PM (LL1Be)
Considering how bad the third season was, I have hopes for nothing from that show.
Posted by: Justice Roberts at March 06, 2019 02:40 PM (J70i0)
I'm hearing from peeps that there were salary/contract issues.
well that sucks!
altho honestly chris was getting a little bit too cutesy and spent way too much time chit chatting with the weather girl, etc
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 06, 2019 02:40 PM (Rarvo)
Two things here. First, he used some language that will surely become semi-famous, sort of a Hamdan v. Bush Kennedy Special (on a Geneva Convention issue), wherein he literally says "1 does not = 1".
Second, SCOTUS just took this case, on an expedited basis, in the last 2 weeks. Not intimately familiar with the exact mechanics of this, but pretty sure that when SCOTUS takes a case on a similar/identical question, inferior courts at a minimum stand fast and delay further action until SCOTUS rules.
Given the chaos and lawlessness *within* the very judicial system, over which the pathetic Roberts is presiding, I'm gonna go with "this is nuts" even before expert info can provide more context.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 06, 2019 02:37 PM (QDnY+)
Short of declaring himself Emperor, Trump is powerless to stop this immigration madness.
Posted by: josephistan at March 06, 2019 02:40 PM (7HtZB)
That's a moment of pride in der Fatherland...
*cue up Tom Hanks parading around in "Cast Away" - "I Have Made...."*
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 06, 2019 02:40 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at March 06, 2019 02:40 PM (GEhPL)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 02:40 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 06, 2019 02:40 PM (27fX
I know. This whole shuck and jive is getting old.
Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 02:41 PM (X12/X)
Posted by: Big V at March 06, 2019 02:41 PM (sN665)
Holy smokes, I am REALLY late to this party. Stupid work getting in the way of everything.
Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 06, 2019 02:35 PM (d8iVQ)
Happens to the best of us, man. No worries.
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 02:41 PM (IXZGh)
I want chris' job! I will work cheeeeep, and I guarantee you I will get the station PLENTY of (negative) publicity, very quickly!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 06, 2019 02:41 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 02:42 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 02:42 PM (LL1Be)
Otherwise all the Socialists try to escape to the Capitalist countries and the whole fiction falls apart.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at March 06, 2019 02:42 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 06, 2019 02:40 PM (27fX
It took to 385 to get here?
We're slaking......
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 02:42 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Capt. James T.P. Kirk at March 06, 2019 02:42 PM (6rX0K)
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 02:37 PM (LL1Be)
Considering how bad the third season was, I have hopes for nothing from that show.
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Yes. Season three was..... tedious.
But, apparently, sneaking in to Super Secret Nazi Research facilities is pretty fucking easy if you just use the abandoned mine tunnel. They *always* open right up into the lab.
Reminded me of a Scooby Doo story line.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2019 02:43 PM (8XRCm)
I thought only homos did stuff like that.
Oh wait, David Corn . . . . . I see. Nevermind.
Posted by: EX prezzy Barky Obama at March 06, 2019 02:43 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 02:43 PM (gLMhO)
Otherwise all the Socialists try to escape to the Capitalist countries and the whole fiction falls apart.
YES. this is what they mean when they say "socialism has never been tried"
it can ONLY work when there is no escape from it
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 06, 2019 02:43 PM (Rarvo)
Corn collects "Bathroom Wall Art and Sharts" pictures
very new age. even more interesting that peeing hookers.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 06, 2019 02:43 PM (Cus5s)
Those who read these rhymes of wit, eat those little balls of shit.
Posted by: the poet
Don't beam me up yet Scotty. I'm taking a shi
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 02:43 PM (IxRYM)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 06, 2019 02:43 PM (oVJmc)
Ready-Made graffiti!!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 06, 2019 02:44 PM (tdp7L)
Most disgusting bathroom I've ever seen was in the movie, Slumdog Millionaire.
oh come on the most grotty film bathroom is definitely Trainspotting
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 06, 2019 02:35 PM (Rarvo)
At a bar in college there was the grottiest one ever and the graffitti was the finest. One toilet one sink, except the sink was used as a urinal and toilet all the time. So one day the management finally got sick of it and raise it up another 8 to 12 inches. Great, except for the fact that the men's basketball team drank for free there. So still a urinal. Few months later it was moved so high that you could hold your arms straight out and wash your hands.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 02:44 PM (ymnmz)
That's how you use toilets in Japan etc. They're sunk into the floor and you squat over them, unless its some kinda hoity toity hotel one with a heater and music and a bum massager etc.
No one writes graffiti there. It's on the wall next to the toilet or on the stall door, for maximum effect, while sitting.
Well I mean... what angle do you have to be at to even notice that? What are you DOING in the stall facing that way, on your knees?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 02:44 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Roy at March 06, 2019 02:44 PM (xqdqQ)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 06, 2019 02:44 PM (zO1cf)
Posted by: Justice Roberts
No shit. The shoehorning of the gay Gay GAY! storylines were fucking ridiculous.
I kept waiting for a song and dance number.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 02:45 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 06, 2019 02:32 PM (m8J9w)
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Where did you take it and why
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 06, 2019 02:45 PM (flINI)
Posted by: brindle at March 06, 2019 02:45 PM (Baid6)
The turds would go from one side to the other as the ship slowly rocked.
Thankfully I was not a Hull Tech. AKA "Turd Wrangler" or "Turd Chaser"
But I did have to work on the turd encrusted electric motors on the CHT tanks. We had a tank to boil them in a special soap.
Posted by: torabora at March 06, 2019 02:45 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, from the heart of darkness at March 06, 2019 02:45 PM (LISuA)
Classy place. The floor must have been too nice there.
Posted by: Roy at March 06, 2019 02:45 PM (xqdqQ)
" I sure wish alex were here "
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 02:45 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 02:45 PM (LL1Be)
Say what you will ... after Season Three, I'm cheering for the Reich and the Kempeitai.
Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 02:46 PM (X12/X)
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 06, 2019 02:46 PM (4KIAS)
Posted by: wth at March 06, 2019 02:46 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Ha at March 06, 2019 02:46 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 06, 2019 02:32 PM (m8J9w)
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Where did you take it and why
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 06, 2019 02:45 PM (flINI)
When you gotta go, you gotta go. on a plataue before the final assent.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 06, 2019 02:46 PM (m8J9w)
'cause women hightail it when the converfefe turns to ... crap.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 06, 2019 02:46 PM (6qErC)
why are there any women at all in the navy
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 06, 2019 02:46 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: torabora at March 06, 2019 02:47 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 06, 2019 02:13 PM (9HvXs)
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Wow. I have been to Bogota a few times and never seen that in any restroom there. (I mean in decent areas.)
I can't remember for certain that I ever used a restroom at the airport but I'd guess so.
Maybe this was a men's room thing?
Ugh.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille
It's been reported here before, but in a lot countries, their plumbing systems can't handle the paper. True? Don't know.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 02:26 PM (IxRYM)
That was common sight when we lived in Hong Kong. Skeeved me out.
Posted by: Tami at March 06, 2019 02:47 PM (cF8AT)
I kept waiting for a song and dance number.
Posted by: mikeyG
Sorry. The thought of America losing to the Nazis was fucking ridiculous.
Never finished the first episode.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 02:47 PM (IxRYM)
Posted by: SMH at March 06, 2019 02:47 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: josephistan at March 06, 2019 02:40 PM (7HtZB)
I agree. Thousands of invaders being allowed to circumvent laws and even being elected to office and have regulations changed to suit them, like headwear.
We are long past having any power to stop the invasion and fundamentally changing America.
Posted by: slowdown at March 06, 2019 02:47 PM (fWdPl)
Those who read these rhymes of wit, eat those little balls of shit.
Posted by: the poet
**
Thats fucking brilliant! And believe me, I know potty humor.
Posted by: Cory Booker at March 06, 2019 02:47 PM (xqfqx)
I'm seriously wondering about any females in the Navy on ships
b/c oh man torabora that is an AWESOME story
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 06, 2019 02:47 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: SMH at March 06, 2019 02:47 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Fritz at March 06, 2019 02:48 PM (2Mnv1)
Never finished the first episode.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 02:47 PM (IxRYM)
I prefer Hogan's Heroes, where they make fun of the dumbass krauts every opportunity.
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 02:48 PM (IXZGh)
There's more ignorant graffiti about Trump on CNN any night of the week.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 06, 2019 02:48 PM (oVJmc)
Nice try with the hoax, though. Next time don't forget the noose and the Subway sandwich.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 02:48 PM (plMK3)
Posted by: josephistan at March 06, 2019 02:40 PM (7HtZB)
Let's talk about this Emperor thing?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 06, 2019 02:48 PM (m8J9w)
Makes sense.
Posted by: wth at March 06, 2019 02:48 PM (v0R5T)
Nancy P
Ilhan
Hirono
Lots more.
Posted by: Flyover at March 06, 2019 02:48 PM (B5K06)
Funny.
In any other country he would be hanging from a tree.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 06, 2019 02:48 PM (Mo1SD)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 06, 2019 02:46 PM (m8J9w)
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My point is why don't we say "Left a dum" instead of take a dump. I would be hesitant to pick mine up
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 06, 2019 02:48 PM (flINI)
Posted by: wth at March 06, 2019 02:46 PM (v0R5T)
That's okay. I just want to watch, anyway.
Posted by: David Cornhole, Taking Notes at March 06, 2019 02:48 PM (tdp7L)
God being eternally patient, did not strike her dead on the spot for mocking Him.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 02:48 PM (39g3+)
But, apparently, sneaking in to Super Secret Nazi Research facilities is pretty fucking easy if you just use the abandoned mine tunnel. They *always* open right up into the lab.
Reminded me of a Scooby Doo story line.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2019 02:43 PM (8XRCm)
Well, we have to have episodes filled with homo subplots, turn minor characters into main ones, and throw in new characters we don't care about. So, they had to abbreviate the whole point of the season.
Plus, you only have to rent a hotel room to then assassinate the head of the German Reich.
Posted by: Justice Roberts at March 06, 2019 02:49 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: torabora at March 06, 2019 02:49 PM (Y274z)
And yet thousands of immigrants are kicking our ass everyday.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 02:49 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Fritz at March 06, 2019 02:48 PM (2Mnv1)
All contained in nice little packages.
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 02:49 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Ha at March 06, 2019 02:49 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Capt. James T.P. Kirk at March 06, 2019 02:42 PM
Don't beam me up yet Scotty. I'm taking a shi
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 02:43 PM
One stardate ahead of you.
Posted by: Capt. James T.P. Kirk at March 06, 2019 02:49 PM (6rX0K)
Posted by: josephistan at March 06, 2019 02:40 PM (7HtZB)
Let's talk about this Emperor thing?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 06, 2019 02:48 PM (m8J9w)
Out of the proposed solutions I've heard, it has the virtue of not having been tried.
If we're sliding to authoritarianism anyway, as Lewis said, better the robber baron than the moral busybody.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 06, 2019 02:50 PM (J+mig)
http://tinyurl.com/y6k657ar
Posted by: Ha at March 06, 2019 02:46 PM (MAstk)
Pray for casualties.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 02:50 PM (plMK3)
Posted by: Matt Damon at March 06, 2019 02:50 PM (X12/X)
And yet thousands of immigrants are kicking our ass everyday.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 02:49 PM (LL1Be)
Well we aren't really fighting them, are we?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 02:50 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: CN at March 06, 2019 02:50 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 02:50 PM (1ISKN)
Now Dave knows all about that Cheech and Chong skit re the Corn in the dog shit? right?
Posted by: torabora at March 06, 2019 02:49 PM (Y274z)
It's Labrador, maaaan
Posted by: Tommy Chong at March 06, 2019 02:50 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Ha at March 06, 2019 02:51 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 06, 2019 02:48 PM (flINI)
Hum well it was 40 years ago? It should be pretty nice and mummified by now. I guess next time I go back I shoudl check
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 06, 2019 02:51 PM (m8J9w)
Posted by: Village Idiot at March 06, 2019 02:51 PM (PodaV)
Posted by: CN at March 06, 2019 02:52 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: torabora at March 06, 2019 02:52 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 06, 2019 02:52 PM (Cg47K)
Posted by: SMH at March 06, 2019 02:52 PM (RU4sa)
Which would include repudiating the lawless, unconstitutional actions of the judiciary.
That's the point. Doubt there is a single human being in the WH or Trump's orbit who can even imagine upholding his oath to the constitution, which clearly would call for this step.
The minute the administration did *not* repudiate the ridiculous first adverse ruling on the travel EO - in fact the moment the administration did not publicly reject the jurisdiction of the court, and the standing of the plaintiffs, in that matter - it pretty much signaled there would be no rescue of the constitutional system.
Cowering, simpering, watching as material damage is inflicted on the country and millions of individuals, and hoping that some personnel changes will rescue the situation is both stupid and cowardly. As well as a repudiation of the very concept of "rule of law" vs. rule of men.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 06, 2019 02:52 PM (QDnY+)
..........
Captain Splatter strikes again!
Posted by: wth at March 06, 2019 02:52 PM (v0R5T)
And yet thousands of immigrants are kicking our ass everyday.
Posted by: mikeyG
When do we legally get to start shooting them?
Because we killed Nazis.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 02:52 PM (IxRYM)
Never finished the first episode.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 02:47 PM (IxRYM)
I prefer Hogan's Heroes, where they make fun of the dumbass krauts every opportunity.
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 02:48 PM (IXZGh)
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What....Reichmarshall John Smith being married to Aunt Bea isnt funny enough for you??
Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2019 02:52 PM (8XRCm)
http://tinyurl.com/y6k657ar
Posted by: Ha at March 06, 2019 02:46 PM (MAstk)
The Schadenboner Awakens
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 06, 2019 02:52 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, from the heart of darkness at March 06, 2019 02:52 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Joe Mama at March 06, 2019 02:52 PM (883zS)
She and Biden ALWAYS make great show of Ash Wednesday.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2019 02:53 PM (Boy/L)
She strikes me as a girl who's very flexible with the idea of loyalty, at least on her part. Her Planned Parenthood card is probably nearing the 'free abortion' punchout number.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 02:53 PM (39g3+)
Perfect."
Pouncing.
Posted by: Joe Mama at March 06, 2019 02:52 PM (883zS)
Seizing.
Posted by: DocJ at March 06, 2019 02:53 PM (fF3XF)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 02:50 PM (1ISKN)
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One of many reasons I didn't follow in Daddy's footsteps and join the Navy.
Posted by: SMH at March 06, 2019 02:53 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: LizLem at March 06, 2019 02:53 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Village Idiot at March 06, 2019 02:51 PM (PodaV)
_______
He is one of the ladies who writes for Mother Jones
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 06, 2019 02:53 PM (flINI)
Wow
Motherfucker, that's exactly what you just did! You demanded that government resources (the airport) remove something critical of an elected official!
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 06, 2019 02:53 PM (TN1P5)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 06, 2019 02:51 PM (m8J9w)
As if. I snapped up that tasty treat about five seconds after you walked off.
Posted by: Wild Dog on Mount Sinai at March 06, 2019 02:53 PM (X12/X)
" I sure wish alex were here "
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 02:45 PM (gLMhO)
AtC?
Cuz I frequently wish she was here.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 02:53 PM (bcbK8)
If we're sliding to authoritarianism anyway, as Lewis said, better the robber baron than the moral busybody.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 06, 2019 02:50 PM (J+mig)
Trump doesn't have to break any laws to actually fight an invasion. Sure, the courts and Congress working for the invaders make things much more difficult (and they should be held to account) but there are still tools left to the President to defend the nation.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 06, 2019 02:53 PM (tdp7L)
Posted by: CN at March 06, 2019 02:54 PM (U7k5w)
She's still answering queries: "Who's David Corn?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 02:54 PM (plMK3)
Except General Burkhalter, they actually feared him. The only German in the army who wasn't retarded
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 02:54 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: West at March 06, 2019 02:54 PM (7Fa8Y)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2019 02:53 PM (Boy/L)
They're both down with actual infanticide, but still are not refused the sacraments.
Posted by: DocJ at March 06, 2019 02:55 PM (fF3XF)
Posted by: CN at March 06, 2019 02:55 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 06, 2019 02:48 PM (flINI)
Chicago DJ back in the day had the "Answering Machine Olympics."
Winner one day had the message "I can't come to the phone right now. I'm on the can burnin' a mule" in a thick Chicago accent.
DAMN funny.....
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 02:55 PM (IXZGh)
Well we aren't really fighting them, are we?
Well no. Because there is no 'we' to fight. The military is there but instructed not to shoot the barbarians.
America has a giant 5th column dedicated to open borders.
And us.
Why bother picking a war with the US when you can just move the fuck right in and collect free shit?
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 02:55 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2019 02:52 PM (8XRCm)
She's a piece of work. Between her and Mr. Sensitive Gay Resistance Guy - I'm probably out for Season Four.
Unless John Smith caps her. That'll get me back in.
Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 02:55 PM (X12/X)
I'm sure the gop will say the same about cnn and msnbc right?
The left plays to win. The right....also plays so the ledt can win.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 06, 2019 02:55 PM (YPpSW)
Wow
Motherfucker, that's exactly what you just did! You demanded that government resources (the airport) remove something critical of an elected official!
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 06, 2019 02:53 PM (TN1P5)
LOL.
Well done.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 06, 2019 02:55 PM (tdp7L)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 02:55 PM (1ISKN)
He knows. That's who he's trying to score a date with.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 02:55 PM (plMK3)
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 06, 2019 02:56 PM (flINI)
but Alexandra cortez gives me indigestion and that's from way over there.
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 02:56 PM (gLMhO)
Glamour. Nothing but glamour in life in the armed forces. Its a man's life, drenched in glory. Or something.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 02:56 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2019 02:56 PM (7ZOhZ)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2019 02:56 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Hillary at March 06, 2019 02:56 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 06, 2019 02:57 PM (iGMQA)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 02:55 PM (1ISKN)
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Burning shit wasn't so bad after all.
Posted by: SMH at March 06, 2019 02:57 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
Put the 101st & 82nd on the border and seal it.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 02:57 PM (IxRYM)
458 One time, in the Navy, we were blowing are sanitary tank overboard
because the sanitary pump was broken, and I happen to be OOD. It was a
little choppy and every time the wave action would uncover the hole
where the dukie was coming out, it would be vaporized into a shit mist
and then float on to me and the lookout.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 02:50 PM (1ISKN)
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One of many reasons I didn't follow in Daddy's footsteps and join the Navy.
Posted by: SMH at March 06, 2019 02:53 PM (RU4sa)
I have a phantom shitter story.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 02:57 PM (t6MX/)
This from a guy who got upset enough at alleged graffiti in an airport restroom that he took photos and contacted the proper authorities.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 06, 2019 02:57 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: wth at March 06, 2019 02:57 PM (v0R5T)
"Shut-up" she explained.
Probably wont work very well with her little socialist darlings
Posted by: Ripley at March 06, 2019 02:57 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 02:57 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: 5Cats at March 06, 2019 02:57 PM (qGqKN)
*looks at sidebar*
Marvel. Gay character.
Northstar of Alpha Flight.
No one cared.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2019 02:56 PM (7ZOhZ)
Do the gay hero's have gay villians?
Posted by: Tommy Chong at March 06, 2019 02:57 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: SMH at March 06, 2019 02:57 PM (RU4sa)
Because we killed Nazis.
Great question. I want it answered too.
Because in the meantime, they are robbing us blind and invading territory in ways that the Nazis only dreamed of.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 02:57 PM (LL1Be)
The Schadenboner Awakens Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 06, 2019 02:52 PM (RD7QR)
According to that link, Pelosi is getting in further trouble because she used a bacon analogy in the talks, which might offend Omar and other Muslims.
Dems eating dems...why did I not invest in popcorn futures when I had the chance!
Posted by: LizLem at March 06, 2019 02:57 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 06, 2019 02:58 PM (YPpSW)
Posted by: 5Cats at March 06, 2019 02:58 PM (qGqKN)
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 02:58 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 02:58 PM (plMK3)
Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 02:55 PM (X12/X)
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Or we get to see Julianna's tits.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2019 02:58 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: torabora at March 06, 2019 02:52 PM (Y274z)
I think he actually married her.....was his 2nd wife, I think.
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 02:58 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: 5Cats at March 06, 2019 02:58 PM (qGqKN)
This is getting EVEN STUPIDER.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2019 02:59 PM (Boy/L)
Marvel. Gay character.
Northstar of Alpha Flight.
No one cared.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2019 02:56 PM (7ZOhZ)
They cared. They were planting a flag.
Years later, here we are.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 02:59 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 06, 2019 02:59 PM (YPpSW)
If THAT offended Omar and the other Muslims, they should just pour a couple of Scotches into me tonight and brace themselves.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 02:59 PM (plMK3)
Posted by: torabora at March 06, 2019 02:59 PM (Y274z)
Craziest thing I've heard today
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3kad3s4
Posted by: Huck Follywood, from the heart of darkness at March 06, 2019 02:52 PM (LISuA)
Did you read Ace's post about the shithouse rat?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 02:59 PM (t6MX/)
I had a deja vu WTF moment at work today.
Helping answer this older woman's questions about her smart TV and
little bells of recognition are going off. Keep helping her and it
finally hits. The glasses, how the dark blonde silvering hair is permed,
the scarf, and dark gray jacket.
Then I realized 'I am talking to Hillary's twin.'
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2019 02:59 PM (7ZOhZ)
Not sure marriage meant a great deal to Bob Crane.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2019 02:59 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: dcore42@gmail.com at March 06, 2019 03:00 PM (QGdDN)
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at March 06, 2019 03:00 PM (huES0)
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 02:57 PM (gLMhO)
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In Iraq, it was mostly FTA, Chuck Norris jokes, and crudely drawn genitalia.
I quit wondering after the third trip downrange.
Posted by: SMH at March 06, 2019 03:00 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:00 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: Blanco at March 06, 2019 03:00 PM (QGdDN)
Whatever happened to ending birthright citizenship?
Any update on ending "we love the dreamers" DACA?
Posted by: CN at March 06, 2019 03:00 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 02:57 PM (t6MX/)
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F4's had shitters????
I knew they were a big heavy fighter, but sheesh.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2019 03:00 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 02:55 PM
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You do not want to be sitting on the $hitter when they decide to do some unannounced hydroblasting of the sewer lines two decks below you.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 06, 2019 03:00 PM (JUOKG)
It's almost as if they're trying to kill that franchise.
Posted by: DocJ at March 06, 2019 03:00 PM (fF3XF)
It annoyed the hell out of me because he was turned queer not because of character or creativity, but just "hey, guys, we need a pouf over here! What character does literally no one care about?"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 03:00 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 02:59 PM (bcbK
We have a winner.
Everything is a battle to them. Don't like it ? Then fight or conform. Because simply not caring and somehow "being above it all" ain't gonna' be allowed.
Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 03:00 PM (X12/X)
Posted by: SMH at March 06, 2019 03:01 PM (RU4sa)
Who mourns the soft shell crabs?
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 03:01 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: torabora at March 06, 2019 03:01 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:02 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2019 03:02 PM (BXMxN)
But she was walking under her own power, did not slur her speech, or stagger into a bollard.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2019 03:02 PM (7ZOhZ)
Never finished the first episode.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 02:47 PM (IxRYM)
It's actually not ridiculous at all. Although I don't recall the scenario that show uses, imagine that Churchill is tossed out of office and England sues for peace after the Dunkirk disaster - that was a closer call than you think. Then supposes that all of the Pacific Carriers were in Pearl Harbor on Dec 7, 1941, and were sunk right at the start.
Then, with no other distractions, Hitler concentrates on Russia and defeats Stalin that first year. After that, the Reich is successful with its heavy water experiments, and develops A-bombs PLUS ballistic missiles, based on the V-2, years ahead of the Americans.
It's an easy win for them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2019 03:02 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Justice Roberts at March 06, 2019 03:02 PM (J70i0)
Give me a fucking break. Gah, I hate the dim/commie/uniparty left.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 06, 2019 03:02 PM (0OmEj)
Because they know FOX would bring up the rampant antisemitism in the DNC as a question, and they can't have that.
I want a debate question asking the dems how many genders there are, but alas, the answer will be blowing in the wind.
Posted by: LizLem at March 06, 2019 03:02 PM (hvf9s)
Then I realized 'I am talking to Hillary's twin.'
Posted by: Anna Puma
The leaky Depends smell hits you?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 03:02 PM (IxRYM)
Posted by: Burger Chef at March 06, 2019 03:02 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 02:57 PM (gLMhO)
Now totally supplanted by Twitter.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 03:02 PM (plMK3)
Its pretty much stillborn anyway. Agents of SHEESH sucked and pushing the Enternals into it didn't help any, it was a dumb and annoying storyline with no one to like. Even yet another one of Joss Whedon's power waifs couldn't make it work.
But they don't have the X-Men, so they're trying to make a version of their own.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 03:03 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: torabora at March 06, 2019 02:52 PM (Y274z)
.......
He was the Captain Kirk of Stalag 13.
Posted by: wth at March 06, 2019 03:03 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:02 PM (gLMhO)
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Sharpies.
The CSM tried to put a stop to it.
Did not work.
Posted by: SMH at March 06, 2019 03:03 PM (RU4sa)
Jane, I got to overhear a very hilarious convo last year by two loud
women, one of whom had come out nicely in her divorce. Probably gets
more in alimony per month than my monthly salary. The vacuousness and
tone deafness of their everyday boring self cocooned lives was
fascinating. I picture your SiL sounding and acting just like them.
Posted by: LizLem at March 06, 2019 02:53 PM (hvf9s)
When my FiL died, the life coach invited the family back to her lovely home, where we were greeted by uniformed waiters with trays of champagne.
She's a piece of work. I feel so sorry for her ex. Oh, and she was on another vaycay when the memorial for her murdered cousin took place. The now-ex brought my MiL to the memorial.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 03:03 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 03:03 PM (LL1Be)
Trump's mere taking of power produced a dramatic - but temporary - reduction in border violations/crossings of all kinds. A nice but wasted reminder to all that will, and perceptions thereof, are critical.
The Trump Effect was essentially gone by last summer, and the fall election coincided with/helped cause? a dramatic ramp-up, which continues.
Still checking, but so far haven't found any evidence that the Ilhan Omar situation has reduced border crossings, drug cartel operations, catch-and-release becoming a flood, or slowed the galloping usurpation of (central, key) executive powers by the "judiciary". But I'm sure it will be a resource for rich Twitter snark for a week or so, so let's not lose sight of it.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 06, 2019 03:03 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:03 PM (gLMhO)
Imagine how lame it must be for even Disney-paid SJW stooges to give it tepid reviews
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 03:03 PM (39g3+)
GOPe should counter that only Fox, OANN and Breitbart will be allowed to host their debates.
Posted by: DocJ at March 06, 2019 03:04 PM (fF3XF)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 03:02 PM (plMK3)
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Just be nice to Chuck Tard of they will permanently ban you
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 06, 2019 03:04 PM (flINI)
Then, with no other distractions, Hitler concentrates on Russia and defeats Stalin that first year. After that, the Reich is successful with its heavy water experiments, and develops A-bombs PLUS ballistic missiles, based on the V-2, years ahead of the Americans.
It's an easy win for them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2019 03:02 PM (k1TUh)
I believe that the show has Roosevelt assassinated in the 30s combined with Churchill being forced out of office.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 06, 2019 03:04 PM (wCmLp)
I want a debate question asking the dems how many genders there are, but alas, the answer will be blowing in the wind.
Posted by: LizLem at March 06, 2019 03:02 PM (hvf9s)
I want a different format: each side has someone posing questions to the opposing candidate, and the moderator exists solely to keep people to time.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 03:04 PM (plMK3)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 06, 2019 03:04 PM (Mo1SD)
He went to the ER last night after slipping and falling on ice. Injured knee.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 03:05 PM (LL1Be)
Sharpies.
The CSM tried to put a stop to it.
Did not work.
Posted by: SMH at March 06, 2019 03:03 PM (RU4sa)
DickSquid demands to roam free through the shitters of the world.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 06, 2019 03:05 PM (wCmLp)
Never finished the first episode.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 02:47 PM (IxRYM)
It's actually not ridiculous at all. Although I don't recall the
scenario that show uses, imagine that Churchill is tossed out of office
and England sues for peace after the Dunkirk disaster - that was a
closer call than you think. Then supposes that all of the Pacific
Carriers were in Pearl Harbor on Dec 7, 1941, and were sunk right at the
start.
Then, with no other distractions, Hitler concentrates on Russia and
defeats Stalin that first year. After that, the Reich is successful
with its heavy water experiments, and develops A-bombs PLUS ballistic
missiles, based on the V-2, years ahead of the Americans.
It's an easy win for them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2019 03:02 PM
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How do they get across and ocean to conquer a nation that outnumbers them 2 to one and literally has a rifle behind every blade of grass?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 06, 2019 03:05 PM (JUOKG)
Why bother picking a war with the US when you can just move the fuck right in and collect free shit?
Posted by: mikeyG
Exactly. Everybody else can cut back on their military. They sure don't need it against us.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2019 03:05 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 06, 2019 03:04 PM (flINI)
I'm not on Twitter, so ban away, comrades!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 03:05 PM (plMK3)
On the off chance that they'd actually be asked a challenging question.
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 03:05 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: LGoPs at March 06, 2019 03:05 PM (S4VYa)
..
Charge her with a hate crime.
Posted by: Ha at March 06, 2019 03:05 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 06, 2019 03:05 PM (YPpSW)
Posted by: SMH at March 06, 2019 03:05 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: irright at March 06, 2019 03:06 PM (pMGkg)
Never finished the first episode.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 02:47 PM (IxRYM)
It's actually not ridiculous at all. Although I don't recall the scenario that show uses, imagine that Churchill is tossed out of office and England sues for peace after the Dunkirk disaster - that was a closer call than you think. Then supposes that all of the Pacific Carriers were in Pearl Harbor on Dec 7, 1941, and were sunk right at the start.
Then, with no other distractions, Hitler concentrates on Russia and defeats Stalin that first year. After that, the Reich is successful with its heavy water experiments, and develops A-bombs PLUS ballistic missiles, based on the V-2, years ahead of the Americans.
It's an easy win for them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2019 03:02 PM (k1TUh)
If the Japanese had sunk every carrier we had in 1941, by 1943, we would have outnumbered them in carriers again.
Japanese industrial production simply could not keep pace with the US.
I can see a scenario where Hitler takes Europe. I can even see him taking Russia and Europe but logistically, there's no way he takes the CONSUS.
The Man in the High Castle fails the sniff test, like most of Phillip K. Dick's output. Ideas but nothing else.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 03:06 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 06, 2019 03:04 PM (flINI)
Chuck Tard.
BWWWWWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 03:06 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2019 02:53 PM (Boy/L)
They're both down with actual infanticide, but still are not refused the sacraments.
Posted by: DocJ at March 06, 2019 02:55 PM (fF3XF)
-----------------------------------
The Imposition of Ashes is not a sacrament.
A hobo off the street can receive that.
And heaven knows those two need to repent, no?
(Fat chance, but....)
The Bp. of San Francisco instructed priests in his diocese to withhold the Eucharist from Pelosi until she repents.
This was a couple of years ago.
The MFM didn't report it. Of course.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 06, 2019 03:06 PM (Rxduq)
Posted by: Shitbird at March 06, 2019 03:06 PM (sox4v)
Lexi Donkey-Chompers: "What are these chunks of corn doing in my stool?"
Restroom Attendant: "Looks like they're blowing you kisses, Congresscrunt."
Posted by: potty humor is NEVER NOT a thing at March 06, 2019 03:06 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: DocJ at March 06, 2019 03:04 PM (fF3XF)
Political Parties should shit-can primaries and debates entirely. Go with a Battle Royal format. An honest-to-God Battle Royal. Come as you are, over the top rope elimination. Not this lame ass Royal Rumble shit, we're talking old school NWA Bunkhouse Stampede.
I register for life with the first party that does that.
Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 03:06 PM (X12/X)
Biggus Dickus apparently visited Hadrian's Wall and left some graffiti.
https://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=85331
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2019 03:06 PM (7ZOhZ)
Frankly I'm bored with the MCU. I am hoping Shazam does well so DC can start putting out fun stuff.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 03:06 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: SMH at March 06, 2019 03:06 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: mrp at March 06, 2019 03:06 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman
How do they beat Stalin?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 03:06 PM (IxRYM)
All the Nazi's had to do to win WWII was NOT invade Russia. Until later anyway. And they ALMOST pulled off taking Stalingrad anyway.
Take Stalingrad, the Soviets collapse.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2019 03:06 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 06, 2019 03:07 PM (xzqr4)
They're both down with actual infanticide, but still are not refused the sacraments.
Posted by: DocJ at March 06, 2019 02:55 PM
At some point in time in the future I hope the Catholic Church figures this shit out and slaps those bitches (Pelosi and Biden) smack across the mouth as they approach.
Until then it's Cathexit.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 06, 2019 03:07 PM (jYje5)
The buck stops with Trump and I believe he made a big error not focusing on the wall and immigration like laser after his inauguration but I really blame his political advisers who should have known better on how the Dems work in DC.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 06, 2019 03:07 PM (zO1cf)
He went to the ER last night after slipping and falling on ice. Injured knee.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 03:05 PM (LL1Be)
Oh Jeez, no. Didn't hear that. I saw him on the site yesterday or Monday.
I hope he's ok.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 03:07 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: SMH at March 06, 2019 03:07 PM (RU4sa)
that outnumbers them 2 to one and literally has a rifle behind every
blade of grass?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 06, 2019 03:05 PM (JUOKG)
Hell, they didn't have enough landing craft to cross 20 miles of English Channel, let alone the entire Atlantic Ocean!
Posted by: LGoPs at March 06, 2019 03:07 PM (S4VYa)
Dems eating dems...why did I not invest in popcorn futures when I had the chance!
Posted by: LizLem at March 06, 2019 02:57 PM (hvf9s)
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Interesting. What kind of bacon analogy can one use in a Democratic caucus meeting?
Posted by: WisRich at March 06, 2019 03:07 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Grad School Fool at March 06, 2019 03:07 PM (swEzU)
BWWWWWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 03:06 PM (IXZGh)
_____
I thought so. Twatter didn't. It was his complaint against me that got me banned.
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 06, 2019 03:07 PM (flINI)
Yeah brilliant idea guy but often pretty weak delivery. His books are really meandering and oddly distracted.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 03:07 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 03:06 PM (X12/X)
I'm easier to please. I'd be perfectly fine with a Lincoln/Douglass style format. No moderator. If they start brawling on stage then that's all the more fun.
Posted by: DocJ at March 06, 2019 03:07 PM (fF3XF)
I want a different format: each side has someone posing questions to the opposing candidate, and the moderator exists solely to keep people to time.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 03:04 PM (plMK3)
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But msm reporters are 100% unbiased. How dare you besmirch their integrity?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 06, 2019 03:08 PM (YPpSW)
It takes a great deal of suspension of disbelief. The Germans, Italians, and Japanese had ZERO long-term strategy for how to hold what they conquered. Having said that, there were a couple of moments where the war, especially in Europe, was a close run thing.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2019 03:08 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2019 03:08 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 06, 2019 03:05 PM (JUOKG)
Nukes with the missile means to deliver them.
Posted by: Justice Roberts at March 06, 2019 03:08 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Batterup at March 06, 2019 03:08 PM (U2JQS)
Is this peak stupid?
Posted by: torabora at March 06, 2019 03:08 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Bonecrusher at March 06, 2019 03:08 PM (JNTt1)
The Man in the High Castle fails the sniff test, like most of Phillip K. Dick's output. Ideas but nothing else.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Even if the US & England sat out, I don't see Germany taking Russia.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 03:08 PM (IxRYM)
opposing candidate, and the moderator exists solely to
time
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 03:04 PM (plMK3)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 03:08 PM (t6MX/)
Mark, I am no strategist or historian so don't have a clue whether it was possible or not.
But those Americans in the trenches and on the battlefield sure thought it was possible, I bet.
They sure weren't fighting for love of Europe and Asia.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 03:09 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 06, 2019 03:09 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Guzalot at March 06, 2019 03:09 PM (prSvo)
All the Nazi's had to do to win WWII was NOT invade Russia. Until later anyway. And they ALMOST pulled off taking Stalingrad anyway.
Take Stalingrad, the Soviets collapse.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2019 03:06 PM (8XRCm)
Either the Germans invaded Russia or Russia invades Germany, after given more time for production and preparation.
I'm not convinced Stalin would have quit even if Stalingrad fell. The Ural factories were fully manned.
Russia is BIG, yo.
You need a dead Stalin to have Russians surrendering to Germans.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 03:09 PM (bcbK8)
Oh wait I guess that was Inhumans that SHIELD failed to launch, this is
Eternals, one of those boring Marvel universe cosmic groups no one cares
about.
Frankly I'm bored with the MCU. I am hoping Shazam does well so DC can start putting out fun stuff.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 03:06 PM (39g3+)
Yep Imma hang up on MCU after Endgame. But I may just go see Captain Marvel in the theater to experience the awfulness on the grandest scale. I think I'll buy a ticket to Greenbook though, and slip into Capt Marv.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 03:09 PM (ymnmz)
He went to the ER last night after slipping and falling on ice. Injured knee.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 03:05 PM (LL1Be)
Can he get his left nut reattached while he's there?
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 03:09 PM (IXZGh)
The pyramids at Giza and temples at Luxor have Egyptian graffiti overwritten by Greek graffiti in turn overwritten by Roman graffiti overwritten by French graffiti overwritten by English graffiti.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 03:09 PM (plMK3)
Just not possible from a manpower or an armor perspective.
I recently read a book about the Eastern Front that postulated that the German Army in WWII was the LEAST mechanized army of all the major belligerents. And the author, John Mosier, I think, backed that theory up with real numbers.
The Russians were WAY ahead of Germany in tank technology even on the first day of the war. But Russian infantry tactics (human wave attacks) were so primitive the Germans were able to hang in for 4 years.
But Germany could never have defeated Russia in the end with the equipment and number of men they had.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 06, 2019 03:10 PM (Mo1SD)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 06, 2019 03:09 PM (QDnY+)
I think you're right about the modern US. But you think today's Japan or Germany could conquer anything? Nah.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 03:10 PM (bcbK8)
A woman fighter pilot...who apparently doesn't fear taking a missile up her tailpipe...says she was afraid to report her rape.
Is this peak stupid?
Posted by: torabora at March 06, 2019 03:08 PM (Y274z)
I don't believe we're even close to reaching Peak Stupid. Sadly.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 03:10 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 06, 2019 03:10 PM (YPpSW)
Good luck with the rich divorcee version of your SiL. We are here if you need to gripe.
Posted by: LizLem at March 06, 2019 03:10 PM (hvf9s)
Truthfully if you take the markers from the troops then they start looking for other things to do. Things that usually go *boom*
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2019 03:10 PM (7ZOhZ)
Posted by: WisRich
Look at the junior congress scrunt and tell her to go make some BLT sammiches?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 03:10 PM (IxRYM)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2019 03:11 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: pincorrect at March 06, 2019 03:11 PM (1LZQN)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at March 06, 2019 03:11 PM (uGHnY)
Take Stalingrad, the Soviets collapse.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2019 03:06 PM (8XRC
That's my feeling . I think he should have waited to invade Poland also. His weapon development would have made him unbeatable if he had just waited a little longer. Lucky for us he was an impatient narcissistic douchebag.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 06, 2019 03:11 PM (zO1cf)
Posted by: Guzalot at March 06, 2019 03:09 PM (prSvo)
..........
Always carry an empty plastic bread bag you can slip over the public restroom toilet seat.
Posted by: Hints from Heloise at March 06, 2019 03:11 PM (v0R5T)
VDH makes this point in his WWII history. German infantry divisions had 5,000 horses each.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2019 03:11 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2019 03:10 PM (7ZOhZ)
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Yup.
Posted by: SMH at March 06, 2019 03:12 PM (RU4sa)
to a vacay? Yikes. Some people deserve to get karma'd good and hard and
sadly don't.
Good luck with the rich divorcee version of your SiL. We are here if you need to gripe.
Posted by: LizLem at March 06, 2019 03:10 PM (hvf9s)
Lol. He's a retired sr. partner in a yuge law firm. I hope he had sense enough to get a prenup.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 03:12 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: CN at March 06, 2019 03:12 PM (U7k5w)
In other bacon news, a food service company advertising on the London tube had their latest ad pulled for non-compliance. Not only bacon, but free-range eggs and jam had to be cropped out. Not compliant with the Rule that no one is allowed to push high fat, high salt, and high sugar foods.
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 06, 2019 03:12 PM (4KIAS)
Posted by: Ha at March 06, 2019 03:12 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Guzalot at March 06, 2019 03:09 PM (prSvo)
And yet he still faces the wall, apparently.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2019 03:12 PM (Ct55T)
Take Moscow and the oil fields.
Then the USSR is up the Volga without a boat.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2019 03:12 PM (7ZOhZ)
I don't believe we're even close to reaching Peak Stupid. Sadly.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 03:10 PM (ptqGC)
Millennial's kids still have some aging to do.....we're going to reach zero point 2 warp toward it soon......
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 03:12 PM (IXZGh)
The Tank battle at Kursk backs that up.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 06, 2019 03:13 PM (zO1cf)
Russia. Until later anyway. And they ALMOST pulled off taking
Stalingrad anyway.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2019 03:06 PM (8XRCm)
Stop at the Czech crisis .... maybe broker a straight deal for Danzig - then stop. By '43, Stalin probably invades Poland. He was telling his officers as early as '40 that war with Germany was coming anyway.
If Stalin throws first, Allies either stay home or possibly Lend/Lease Germany. Except for maybe the wild card - Roosevelt. Who was up to his ass in Communist Advisors.
Or - as said earlier - don't screw around at Dunkirk. Put the British out. Then cut ties with Japan about five minutes later. That deal bore no fruit.
Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 03:13 PM (X12/X)
Posted by: Sponge
Hell , he can get hormones, tits and a proto-vag and play in the WNBA .
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 03:13 PM (LL1Be)
Just not possible from a manpower or an armor perspective.
I recently read a book about the Eastern Front that postulated that the German Army in WWII was the LEAST mechanized army of all the major belligerents. And the author, John Mosier, I think, backed that theory up with real numbers.
The Russians were WAY ahead of Germany in tank technology even on the first day of the war. But Russian infantry tactics (human wave attacks) were so primitive the Germans were able to hang in for 4 years.
But Germany could never have defeated Russia in the end with the equipment and number of men they had.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 06, 2019 03:10 PM (Mo1SD)
Again, you need to get rid of Stalin for the Germans to win. But without Stalin, the Germans kicked down the front door hard in Barbarossa. Different Russian leadership might have sued for peace if Moscow and Stalingrad had fallen that Fall.
But yeah, the Germans weren't going to win by sheer grinding it out conquest. I think the General Staff knew that. They were counting on an early knockout while the Russians were still getting the shit together.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 03:13 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 03:13 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Burger Chef at March 06, 2019 03:13 PM (RuIsu)
I'd be perfectly fine with a Lincoln/Douglass style format.
A debate. Not a joint press conference.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2019 03:13 PM (aKsyK)
That's a crime now?
F*** You, Corn.
Posted by: Hikaru at March 06, 2019 03:13 PM (UnA8+)
think about this possibility - a whole bunch of "Americans" jump on their bandwagon and help them take over once they think the Nazis are coming out on top. I know, it's not like that ever happened anywhere else - like France. Certainly no Americans would ever take our Enemies side and want to burn the Constitution. Would they?
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2019 03:14 PM (k1TUh)
Japanese industrial production simply could not keep pace with the US.
I can see a scenario where Hitler takes Europe. I can even see him taking Russia and Europe but logistically, there's no way he takes the CONSUS.
The Man in the High Castle fails the sniff test, like most of Phillip K. Dick's output. Ideas but nothing else.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo
that was weird. At one point in WWII, we had no operational carriers, and borrowed HMS Victorious, which was given a temporary name ans USN designation. By the next year, the Essex and Independence CVLs appears, ad US pilot training ramped up. The Japanese and Germans never made the same effort to train aircrews, and constantly robbed training units, and it showed.
Posted by: Capt. James T.P. Kirk at March 06, 2019 03:14 PM (6rX0K)
Pelosi
Omar comments not intentional.
The Bard himself could not have written such exquisite irony.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2019 03:14 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Augustine at March 06, 2019 03:14 PM (BDZWU)
The Panzers would go zipping ahead to encircle, Kern unt Kessel, and then have to wait for the infantry to catch up. Meanwhile the Soviet troops were busily escaping.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2019 03:14 PM (7ZOhZ)
that outnumbers them 2 to one and literally has a rifle behind every
blade of grass?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 06, 2019 03:05 PM (JUOKG)
Hell, they didn't have enough landing craft to cross 20 miles of English Channel, let alone the entire Atlantic Ocean!
Posted by: LGoPs at March 06, 2019 03:07 PM
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Exactly my point. Even if they could muster enough ships to carry two or three Army's worth of guys and stuff across the Atlantic, it would have been bombed, torpedoed and shot completely to $hit before they got halfway across. And when they landed in Hoboken it would have just gotten worse.
Once Pearl Harbor was over we literally didn't have to worry about Japan in the immediate sense of the word, we could have left them roiling around the Pacific if the Krauts were doing the invasion stuff and tossing Nukes around.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 06, 2019 03:15 PM (JUOKG)
Because if a month or two in they're already buckling to this new writing fistula of incompetence and ignorance coming from their own party, then WHY THE HELL WERE ALL THESE WEAKLINGS ALLOWED TO COCKSLAP THE GOP FOR F*CKING DECADES?!?!?!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2019 03:15 PM (Ct55T)
We were down to a damaged Enterprise in early 1943. And then the Essex steamed into Pearl Harbor with a shiny new air wing aboard.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2019 03:15 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2019 03:11 PM (Ct55T)
With no ass.
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 03:15 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 06, 2019 03:07 PM (xzqr4)
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Not much sympathy here for Russelville here. It's the most bigoted city I've ever stayed in. The only motel that I could stay in over several years was the fleabag Best Western.
Posted by: mrp at March 06, 2019 03:15 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Dog at March 06, 2019 03:15 PM (2cfUo)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 03:16 PM (1ISKN)
I had that record going as well. Until a fateful 13 hour flight from the west coast to Europe. Had to do it. First and last though in well over a million miles flown.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 06, 2019 03:16 PM (T9pGY)
https://twitter.com/notthatnitsua/status/
1103370156288430080
Posted by: andycanuck at March 06, 2019 03:16 PM (Dh1wo)
Omar comments not intentional.
Wow
http://tinyurl.com/y3sv45mk
Posted by: Ha at March 06, 2019 03:12 PM (MAstk)
Pelosi: I have absolutely no control over my own caucus.
Donnie TwoScoops and Cocaine Mitch: Welcome to the party, bitch.
Posted by: DocJ at March 06, 2019 03:16 PM (fF3XF)
This reminds me. The hundreds of thousands of airline miles I have, I've never shit on an airplane.
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 03:13 PM (IXZGh)
You must be full of shit.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 03:16 PM (t6MX/)
A winning scenario would look something like: Churchill never gets into power, and Germany works out a truce with England. A year or two of stabilizing their controlled regions, they take the middle east to get control over oil, also requiring them to at least blockade if not damage Great Britain to the point of being too weak to fight back. Japan never attacks Pearl Harbor, so the USA sits and does nothing.
Bonus points for Huey Long winning the presidency rather than being shot to death (possibly by his own bodyguards:
http://tinyurl.com/y3d6lwsa ) that puts the US into a totally isolationist position and ends any assistance to Great Britain.
Then, with England and the USA out of the way and plenty of fuel, and attacking in early spring, Germany can steamroll Russia and drive what's left of it into Sibera where they can be harassed and bombed, but are essentially meaningless.
With Russia controlled and weak leadership in the USA, Germany can start moving into South America and work out a "treaty" where Germany gets some control over US policy and ideas. From a base in South America, Germany can move north on a disarmed and weak USA.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 03:17 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 03:16 PM (t6MX/)
Right up to the point I land, get in the rental and hit the hotel.
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 03:17 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 03:13 PM (IXZGh)
........
Me neither. I usually wait until I have boarded.
Posted by: wth at March 06, 2019 03:17 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Sporkatus at March 06, 2019 03:17 PM (HtLSE)
Omar comments not intentional.
The Bard himself could not have written such exquisite irony.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2019 03:14 PM (Boy/L)
If Pelosi tweets at Omar to make her a sandwich, I will personally fly to D.C. and kiss her on the lips.
If she says "make it a ham sandwich", i'll freakin' donate to her campaign.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2019 03:17 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2019 03:13 PM (aKsyK)
That's why we need the candidates to provide their own people to pose questions to the other guy.
Consider: not much risk of leaks, and the questions will have an edge on them. Oh yes. The questioner can be much nastier than the candidates themselves would probably be willing to be.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 03:17 PM (plMK3)
All the Nazi's had to do to win WWII was NOT invade Russia. Until later anyway. And they ALMOST pulled off taking Stalingrad anyway.
Take Stalingrad, the Soviets collapse.
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Nope. All they had to do was cut river traffic on the Volga. They could do this with artillery. Getting sucked into an ambush where defenders get a 10 to 1 advantage was utterly stupid. The idea of giving up your mobility to hold a city is nonsense in terrain that favors the fleet. Driving around Ukraine I often wondered what a head warp the openness of the terrain was for guys trained to fight in tight spaces. When considered tactically its more like a naval engagement than ground combat. Had the same feeling around Fort Carson where the prairie ends. Its wide open but the bad guys can pop up anywhere. Very tricky terrain.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 03:17 PM (2LelM)
Actually Germany was very unlikely to defeat the USSR. Even the Germans (and they were badly misinformed and not very smart about assessing the USSR) assumed they needed a quick war/victory. By the time the tide decisively turned (Stalingrad or Kursk, take your pick), Germany was patching holes and relying on coping strategies, the Soviets were warming up and building their mass.
And despite the bizarre need for some to believe that Stalin would have gone to war with Germany - as opposed to saying he anticipated eventual war, initiated by Germany, which he hoped to stave off with the Molotov-Ribbentrop deal while the Soviets underwent their military transformation - there is zero reason to think Moscow would have started anything. And zero evidence. Whereas the focus on building defensive fortifications in the western military districts, not complete in June '41, was pretty clear evidence that a defensive war was anticipated.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 06, 2019 03:18 PM (QDnY+)
Just not possible from a manpower or an armor perspective.
I recently read a book about the Eastern Front that postulated that the German Army in WWII was the LEAST mechanized army of all the major belligerents. And the author, John Mosier, I think, backed that theory up with real numbers.
The Russians were WAY ahead of Germany in tank technology even on the first day of the war. But Russian infantry tactics (human wave attacks) were so primitive the Germans were able to hang in for 4 years.
But Germany could never have defeated Russia in the end with the equipment and number of men they had.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 06, 2019 03:10 PM (Mo1SD)
Again, you need to get rid of Stalin for the Germans to win. But without Stalin, the Germans kicked down the front door hard in Barbarossa. Different Russian leadership might have sued for peace if Moscow and Stalingrad had fallen that Fall.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo
Gerd von Rundstedt observed the heros' welcome that the Whermacht received. he proposed creating Ukrainian armies, driving to the Ural mountains, and then fortifying them, manning those with the Ukrainians.
Instead, nazi vermin followed the army, and began murdering people, which caused the Ukrainians to unite with the USSR and three years of partisan warfare.
Posted by: Capt. James T.P. Kirk at March 06, 2019 03:18 PM (6rX0K)
grinding it out conquest. I think the General Staff knew that. They were
counting on an early knockout while the Russians were still getting the
shit together.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 03:13 PM
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Exactly what Lee and Jefferson Daivs were hoping. That was the only way they were ever going to win and they knew it.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 06, 2019 03:18 PM (JUOKG)
Where was Dan Rather when the PHX graflirty occurred?
Posted by: Burger Chef at March 06, 2019 03:13 PM (RuIsu)
I was there, man. In the shitter, with the grunters.
Posted by: Brian Williams at March 06, 2019 03:18 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 03:18 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2019 03:18 PM (7ZOhZ)
As soon as that weird storm transported the Nimitz back to Pearl Harbor in '41, the Nips never had a chance.
Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 03:18 PM (X12/X)
Me neither. I usually wait until I have boarded.
Posted by: wth at March 06, 2019 03:17 PM (v0R5T)
Forgetting where I was posting, I neglected to go into great detail on my situation......
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 03:18 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 03:13 PM (IXZGh)
........
Me neither. I usually wait until I have boarded.
Posted by: wth at March 06, 2019 03:17 PM (v0R5T)
_____
ISWYDT
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 06, 2019 03:19 PM (flINI)
Instead, nazi vermin followed the army, and began murdering people, which caused the Ukrainians to unite with the USSR and three years of partisan warfare.
Posted by: Capt. James T.P. Kirk at March 06, 2019 03:18 PM (6rX0K)
yup yup. Thankfully, the Nazi's were stupid and vicious. If they had brains and diplomacy, they'd have won. It was close in Europe as it was.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 03:19 PM (bcbK8)
that postulated that the German Army in WWII was the LEAST mechanized
army of all the major belligerents. And the author, John Mosier, I
think, backed that theory up with real numbers.
VDH makes this point in his WWII history. German infantry divisions had 5,000 horses each.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2019 03:11 PM (Boy/L)
One of the critical factors in Germany's vulnerability, particularly in the first year on the Russian Front, was the lack of mechanization for their logistical tail. Essentially the Panzers were stranded during the Resputitsa (Autumn rains) because the supply chain bogged down due it it not being mechanized and couldn't get the fuel and ammo to the spearhead units. Otherwise, they concievably reach Moscow in December of '41.
Posted by: LGoPs at March 06, 2019 03:20 PM (S4VYa)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2019 03:20 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: CN at March 06, 2019 03:20 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: espanostifer at March 06, 2019 03:20 PM (oiOLO)
Posted by: LGoPs at March 06, 2019 03:20 PM (S4VYa)
One of the mistakes Germany made was to go to Russia to develop new tanks, with Russian assistance. They were hiding their work because under the Versailles Treaty they weren't supposed to make war materials, but in the process they basically taught the Russians how to make tanks.
Which the Russians then learned from and made the best tank in the war.
The Germans were too careful at first, nobody was going to really stop them from doing anything. After the ink dried on the Treaty everyone started regretting doing it and feeling awful about treating the Germans that way. Plus after the last war, nobody wanted another one, so they were willing to bend over like a Q to avoid it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 03:21 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: washrivergal at March 06, 2019 03:21 PM (aWjrD)
"Americans" jump on their bandwagon and help them take over once they
think the Nazis are coming out on top. I know, it's not like that ever
happened anywhere else - like France. Certainly no Americans would
ever take our Enemies side and want to burn the Constitution. Would
they?
Posted by: Tom Servo
This was one of the plot points in Man in the High Castle that made sense. 5th Column (including John Smith, apparently) helps the Nazis A-bomb DC during a Congressional joint session.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 03:21 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 03:21 PM (bcbK8)
I for one am shocked that a post on bathroom graffiti has morphed into favorite poop stories.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2019 03:20 PM (/tuJf)
Once in Tijuana.....
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 03:21 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2019 03:21 PM (7ZOhZ)
Posted by: Dead Horses at March 06, 2019 03:22 PM (iSh8b)
Melanie Zanona
@MZanona
Leaving CBC meeting, members formed a circle around
@IlhanMN
and Marcia Fudge literally stuck her arm out to prevent reporters from asking her questions.
Then a few members hugged Omar, including Al Lawson.
Posted by: Ha at March 06, 2019 03:22 PM (MAstk)
Castle that made sense. 5th Column (including John Smith, apparently)
helps the Nazis A-bomb DC during a Congressional joint session.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 03:21 PM
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You say that like it's a bad thing.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 06, 2019 03:22 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 06, 2019 03:22 PM (NWiLs)
From the toilet guy who hopes the Stasi GETS that disrespecter of donkey-chompers.
Posted by: dagny at March 06, 2019 03:22 PM (nRWPy)
I confess to munching popcorn during the 5 times I rewatched it.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 03:23 PM (LL1Be)
Instead of planking, it will called tanking.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 06, 2019 03:23 PM (tdp7L)
Posted by: Dead Horses at March 06, 2019 03:22 PM (iSh8b)
_____
Don't fall in...
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 06, 2019 03:23 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Ralph at March 06, 2019 03:23 PM (MgAiR)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 03:24 PM (bcbK8)
the Whermacht received. he proposed creating Ukrainian armies, driving
to the Ural mountains, and then fortifying them, manning those with the
Ukrainians.
Instead, nazi vermin followed the army, and began murdering people,
which caused the Ukrainians to unite with the USSR and three years of
partisan warfare.
Posted by: Capt. James T.P. Kirk at March 06, 2019 03:18 PM (6rX0K)
THIS. The Ukrainians hated the Soviets, no doubt from memories of what was done to the Kulaks, in no small part. But then the Nazis gave them reason to hate them even more.
Posted by: LGoPs at March 06, 2019 03:24 PM (S4VYa)
Maybe this will become a theme - people posting pics of their toilets in tribute to Sandy Ocasio?
Instead of planking, it will called tanking.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 06, 2019 03:23 PM (tdp7L)
She will not like my Green New Deal rendition.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 03:24 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 03:13 PM (IXZGh)
........
Seoul to Seattle. 13 hours.
Only time I did.
Flight attendants went scurrying for air freshener. Damned kimchi.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2019 03:24 PM (5v15w)
Don't fall in...
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 06, 2019 03:23 PM (flINI)
Ferrealz......it's not fun.
Posted by: Brie Larson at March 06, 2019 03:24 PM (IXZGh)
Maybe this will become a theme - people posting pics of their toilets in tribute to Sandy Ocasio?
Instead of planking, it will called tanking.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 06, 2019 03:23 PM (tdp7L)
Who said planking?
Posted by: Brie Larsen's nonexistent hammies at March 06, 2019 03:24 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Enterprise had been heavily damaged at the battle of Santa Cruz; they couldn't dare use one of her elevators, since it wouldn't rise up to complete the flight deck again. Sara had been torpedoed yet again.
Ranger was deemed to outmoded and small to be of fleet use. She was used in Operation Torch.
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 06, 2019 03:25 PM (6rX0K)
Posted by: Dog at March 06, 2019 03:25 PM (kS4cA)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 03:25 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: CN at March 06, 2019 03:20 PM (U7k5w)
If Hitler could have just held his Jew-hate in check for a few years and not scared the Jews out of Europe, the atomic bomb would have been invented over there and we would certainly have a very, very, very different world.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 06, 2019 03:25 PM (tdp7L)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 06, 2019 03:25 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 06, 2019 03:18 PM (JUOKG)
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Which begs why Lee didnt simply withdraw form Ghettysburg and drive straight South to DC is beyond me.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2019 03:26 PM (8XRCm)
what's old is new again.
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:26 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: washrivergal at March 06, 2019 03:26 PM (aWjrD)
that Stalin would have gone to war with Germany
Posted by: rhomboid at March 06, 2019 03:18 PM (QDnY+)
So that's why Stalin "offered" to put 120 divisions in Poland - because he was only thinking defensively. Got it. One wonders why Poland would ever say no.
https://bit.ly/2JtzMlq
Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 03:27 PM (X12/X)
Posted by: Burger Chef at March 06, 2019 03:27 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: David Stoolcorn at March 06, 2019 03:27 PM (nFwvY)
Poor soul who was ordered to go on the search for a very specific graffiti cartoon. Can you imagine?
Posted by: washrivergal at March 06, 2019 03:26 PM (aWjrD)
Just doing his doodies.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 03:27 PM (t6MX/)
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Posted by: David Cornhole's diary at March 06, 2019 03:27 PM (pNxlR)
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Howard Cosell: Mr. Hands-of-Stone, Roberto Duran, what did you think of Captain Marvel?
RD: No ass. No ass.
Posted by: irright at March 06, 2019 03:27 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 06, 2019 03:28 PM (oVJmc)
Corn's use of the word 'deplorable' gives away his game.
Posted by: Cheri at March 06, 2019 03:27 PM (oiNtH)
Bigly
Posted by: Brie Larsen's nonexistent hammies at March 06, 2019 03:28 PM (ymnmz)
Yeah the UK was very dependent on the USA helping out as much as FDR could get away with before Pearl Harbor. Lend lease etc. Yeah the gear was often pretty crappy but it was gear that the Brits didn't have to make themselves.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 03:28 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2019 03:28 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 06, 2019 03:18 PM (JUOKG)
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Which begs why Lee didnt simply withdraw form Ghettysburg and drive straight South to DC is beyond me.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2019 03:26 PM (8XRCm)
When? There were reasons he didn't do it after the battle. Causalities, lack of supplies, morale for three.
Before the fight, it was largely a mindset issue. Longstreet was pushing HARD for Lee to pick a spot between the AotP and Washington and to cut the attacking Union forces to pieces. Lee wouldn't do it. Too aggressive, he'd had too much success earlier in the war.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 03:28 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:29 PM (gLMhO)
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Howard Cosell: Mr. Hands-of-Stone, Roberto Duran, what did you think of Captain Marvel?
RD: No ass. No ass.
Posted by: irright at March 06, 2019 03:27 PM (pMGkg)
Captain Marvel owes her physique to the paleo diet.......no buns.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 03:29 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2019 03:20 PM (/tuJf)
..........
This one could hit 1000 easy.
Posted by: wth at March 06, 2019 03:29 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:30 PM (gLMhO)
the Whermacht received. he proposed creating Ukrainian armies, driving
to the Ural mountains, and then fortifying them, manning those with the
Ukrainians.
Instead, nazi vermin followed the army, and began murdering people,
which caused the Ukrainians to unite with the USSR and three years of
partisan warfare.
Posted by: Capt. James T.P. Kirk at March 06, 2019 03:18 PM (6rX0K)
THIS. The Ukrainians hated the Soviets, no doubt from memories of what was done to the Kulaks, in no small part. But then the Nazis gave them reason to hate them even more.
Posted by: LGoPs at March 06, 2019 03:24 PM (S4VYa)
== == == ==
Not just the Ukrainians; the Belarusians, the Finns, Lithuanians, Latvians, and Estonians as well. Probably a whole lot of Russians as well. A massive reserve of manpower and all the Krauts had to do to tap it was be nicer than Stalin! And the Nazis managed to fuck it up. The world is lucky Hitler didn't heed the officer class's advice at all from the beginning (They didn't want to start the war till 1942 at the earliest).
Posted by: Jackal at March 06, 2019 03:30 PM (ya5pQ)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2019 03:30 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:29 PM (gLMhO)
Endorsed
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 03:30 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 06, 2019 03:30 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 06, 2019 03:30 PM (QDnY+)
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The dinosaur-riding Nazi mole-men advised him against it because of the Union's atomics-armed dragon air force.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 06, 2019 03:30 PM (Dh1wo)
Lets just say that Germany isn't exactly a petroleum paradise. It was a huge weakness that they didn't do nearly enough to deal with. Horses don't need gasoline.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 03:30 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 06, 2019 03:18 PM (JUOKG)
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Which begs why Lee didnt simply withdraw form Ghettysburg and drive straight South to DC is beyond me.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2019 03:26 PM
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He got fixated on destroying the Army of the Potomac in the battle. Which even if he accomplished that it would not have mattered as there were literally two more Army's forming further West.
Plus outside of Richmond, DC was the most heavily fortified city in the Country and he lacked any serious siege artillery.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 06, 2019 03:30 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:31 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: wth at March 06, 2019 03:31 PM (v0R5T)
Only time I did.
Flight attendants went scurrying for air freshener. Damned kimchi.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2019 03:24 PM
Moar reason to STOP THE FARTING!
Posted by: Donkey Chompers at March 06, 2019 03:31 PM (apIdo)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 03:31 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2019 03:31 PM (d7Ww2)
700+ comments on this thread.
only morons could do this.
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:31 PM (gLMhO)
I don't know. I'm getting pooped.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 03:32 PM (t6MX/)
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The dinosaur-riding Nazi mole-men advised him against it because of the Union's atomics-armed dragon air force.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 06, 2019 03:30 PM (Dh1wo)
I see someone else is familiar with the work of Harry Turtledove.
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Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:32 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: Roy at March 06, 2019 03:32 PM (xqdqQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 03:32 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2019 03:32 PM (VeTjl)
Posted by: Sock monkey I was raised by burritos at March 06, 2019 03:32 PM (Wrzho)
Posted by: wth at March 06, 2019 03:33 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:32 PM (gLMhO)
It was a first draft. It still got to the heart of the matter
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 03:33 PM (bcbK8)
be good to eachother! and remember romance no grabby right out of the gate
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:33 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: Dead Horses at March 06, 2019 03:22 PM (iSh8b)
*******
I just farted.
Does that count?
Except for carbon credits I mean.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2019 03:33 PM (5v15w)
Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2019 03:26 PM (8XRCm)
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DC was surrounded by Forts full of Artillery/Men and could be supplied via the Potomac. The better choice for Lee was to break off at Gettysburg and attack the rail crossings across the Susquehanna at Harrisburg, thus cutting DC off from ground support.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 03:33 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 06, 2019 03:34 PM (9oE3U)
739 You really should chew your vegetables better, David.
Posted by: wth at March 06, 2019 03:31 PM (v0R5T)
Corn (maize) is a grain.
Posted by: David Cornhole's diary at March 06, 2019 03:34 PM (pNxlR)
Nazis I think, they had numbers in early tanks but much inferior,
transportation was dismal for both until the US started sending trucks.
The German army still used vast amount of horses to move.
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2019 03:28 PM
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The US sent Stalin literally tens of thousands of trucks, locomotives and other heavy equipment during the war years. That freed up Soviet factories to make 50,000 T-34 tanks.
We also sent them Nuclear bomb materials too. I haven't a clue why we sent them that stuff but we did.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 06, 2019 03:34 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:34 PM (gLMhO)
Operation Torch and sinking the French battleship Richelieu.
Operation Leader was the only US Navy anti-shipping strike in the ETO against Nazi ships in Norway.
In the Pacific she participated in the closing stages of the war. Her air group carried out torpedo attacks against Japanese shipping in a place we would call twenty years later Vietnam.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2019 03:34 PM (7ZOhZ)
Posted by: LGoPs at March 06, 2019 03:34 PM (S4VYa)
be good to eachother! and remember romance no grabby right out of the gate
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:33 PM (gLMhO)
Is the sleepless in seattle meeting this week???
Posted by: IC at March 06, 2019 03:34 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2019 03:34 PM (Ct55T)
By signaling his support for air travel? Smooth move, Ex-Lax!
Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2019 03:34 PM (elfAG)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 06, 2019 03:34 PM (JUOKG)
American Communists were a thing even before WW2
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 03:34 PM (bcbK8)
You guys- poop jokes and no one called me dammit!
Posted by: Mr Hanky at March 06, 2019 03:35 PM (LilNs)
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Defense gives you a 3 to 1 advantage. That number improves with fortifications. But, yes, the Confederates were better warriors simply because they were fighting for hearth and home.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 03:35 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Geddy Lee at March 06, 2019 03:35 PM (1beh4)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 03:35 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:36 PM (gLMhO)
Turds ar not good at spelling.
Posted by: Mr Hankey at March 06, 2019 03:36 PM (LilNs)
wth, I'm trying ! ive been clicking my heels and everything
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:34 PM (gLMhO)
are you wearing your red sparkly shoes?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 06, 2019 03:36 PM (9oE3U)
...
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 02:03 PM (aBj10)
Eh, what's up Donk?
Posted by: Buggs B at March 06, 2019 03:36 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:36 PM (gLMhO)
Me too...sending good vibes towards the PNW.
Posted by: IC at March 06, 2019 03:36 PM (a0IVu)
US hit record trade deficit on goods ... $891B (or so)
US has record illegal alien invasion
wtf, Trump ran on those two things. sheesh
Posted by: illiniwek at March 06, 2019 03:37 PM (Cus5s)
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The Soviets won simply because they had the numbers to keep killing Germans. They lost 28 million citizens/subjects. The Germans didn't lose anything close to that.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 03:37 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2019 03:37 PM (5v15w)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 03:37 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: An Observation at March 06, 2019 03:37 PM (gHaHS)
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:37 PM (gLMhO)
That's what I got out of my reading. We had great artillery, shitty armor, so-so doctrine, overwhelming air power ... and a dominant logistical capability the likes had never been seen.
Take our support of the Soviets away - and their logistics goes to shit. Our lend/lease was their logistics. On their own, Stalin's army is a large, immobile piece of stagnant shit.
Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 03:37 PM (X12/X)
Posted by: Dead Horses at March 06, 2019 03:22 PM (iSh8b)
*******
I just farted.
Does that count?
Except for carbon credits I mean.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2019 03:33 PM (5v15w)
Frankie Carbone credits. In the meat locker...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 06, 2019 03:37 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2019 03:37 PM (7ZOhZ)
The German army still used vast amount of horses to move.
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2019 03:28 PM
Until they ate them at Stalingrad.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 06, 2019 03:37 PM (TAmPV)
I gotta go teach and it's snowing again.
That means really shitty drivers.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2019 03:37 PM (5v15w)
Dude? Where is it snowing at?
Also good luck and drive safe, man.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 03:37 PM (bcbK8)
"anti-AOC graffiti? Why...I never!"
meanwhile, yay banksy and the poors for their graffiti.
Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at March 06, 2019 03:38 PM (9AcAx)
Posted by: bugs b.unny at March 06, 2019 03:38 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:38 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: Buggs B at March 06, 2019 03:38 PM (ePWRo)
US has record illegal alien invasion
The first, meh, gonna take a bit for new trade deals to show effect, I can give that time
But the flood coming over the border, yeah. That is particularly annoying.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 03:38 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at March 06, 2019 03:38 PM (9AcAx)
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We were the only true fully mechanized army in history.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 03:38 PM (2LelM)
769 IC, I think it is this weekend. oooh so tickled about this.
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:36 PM (gLMhO)
Me too...sending good vibes towards the PNW.
Posted by: IC at March 06, 2019 03:36 PM (a0IVu)
will there be photos? You know what i mean.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 06, 2019 03:38 PM (9oE3U)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2019 03:38 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: IC at March 06, 2019 03:34 PM (a0IVu)
Yes. I believe they're getting together this weekend and have to cram 48 hours worth of fun in 47 hours because of daylight savings.
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 03:39 PM (IXZGh)
Bob, no I broke the heel. but red socks!
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:38 PM (gLMhO)
close enough!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 06, 2019 03:39 PM (9oE3U)
D.C. bureau chief of Mother Jones, MSNBC analyst, & author (with @Isikoff) of the new book RUSSIAN ROULETTE.
What a sad existence yours must be, Cornholio.
Posted by: he photographs his turds at March 06, 2019 03:39 PM (pNxlR)
Also good luck and drive safe, man.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 03:37 PM (bcbK
N. Spokane, for one.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 03:39 PM (t6MX/)
The German army still used vast amount of horses to move.
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2019 03:28 PM
Until they ate them at Stalingrad.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 06, 2019 03:37 PM (TAmPV)
"Not much fun at Stalingrad"
-Mr. Hilter
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Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:39 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: IC at March 06, 2019 03:34 PM (a0IVu)
Yes. I believe they're getting together this weekend and have to cram 48 hours worth of fun in 47 hours because of daylight savings.
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 03:39 PM (IXZGh)
I hope nurse gives us ettes the inside scoop..
Posted by: IC at March 06, 2019 03:40 PM (a0IVu)
Also good luck and drive safe, man.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 03:37 PM (bcbK
N. Spokane, for one.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 03:39 PM (t6MX/)
Ah, fair enough. Eastern WA is like a whole 'nother country.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 03:40 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 03:40 PM (LL1Be)
He knew True Love, and found he couldn't quit her.
in a Phoneix Lavatory,
he concocted quite the story
of some slander on the back wall of a shitter.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2019 03:40 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Fritz at March 06, 2019 03:40 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 06, 2019 03:40 PM (apIdo)
Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 06, 2019 03:41 PM (d8iVQ)
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 03:41 PM (IXZGh)
srsly you guys!
sorry that isn't even time enough for .. nevermind,
disappointed in you two, what are you old people,?
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:41 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 03:40 PM (bcbK8
I had some miserably cold winters in Pullman. Did not leave the apartment for days. That said, i was living with a hot guy, so it worked out.
Posted by: IC at March 06, 2019 03:41 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 03:39 PM (t6MX/)
Close to me. Can't handle much more of this as my driveway is starting to choke down - nowhere left to throw the snow.
Neighbor told me this is the worst since 1939.
Posted by: LGoPs at March 06, 2019 03:42 PM (S4VYa)
Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 06, 2019 03:42 PM (d8iVQ)
Posted by: willow
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I plenty adventurous! we're going bungee jumping and shark wrestling.
and digging for geoduck!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2019 03:42 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 03:40 PM (bcbK8
I had some miserably cold winters in Pullman. Did not leave the apartment for days. That said, i was living with a hot guy, so it worked out.
Posted by: IC at March 06, 2019 03:41 PM (a0IVu)
"young hearts, be free tonight..."
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Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at March 06, 2019 03:42 PM (ikxxu)
Posted by: LGoPs at March 06, 2019 03:42 PM (S4VYa)
That's what FiL said. I have shoveled about three feet since the middle of January.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 03:42 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Thirdtwin at March 06, 2019 03:42 PM (MMJ/U)
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:43 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: Buggs B at March 06, 2019 03:43 PM (ePWRo)
HOLY SHIT. We did it again!!
Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 06, 2019 03:42 PM (d8iVQ)
You ain't nothin!!!
Posted by: 100th!!! at March 06, 2019 03:43 PM (9oE3U)
Posted by: Bruce at March 06, 2019 03:43 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 03:38 PM (2LelM)
And we did it completely differently - using a motorized pool of assets rather than division-specific allocations.
Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 03:43 PM (X12/X)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 03:43 PM (bcbK8)
Neighbor told me this is the worst since 1939.
Posted by: LGoPs
Propane tanks and burners. Melt it.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 03:43 PM (IxRYM)
Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 06, 2019 03:42 PM (d8iVQ)
Not a cult.....
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 03:44 PM (IXZGh)
nurse, all that in 48 hours?
what about the good stuff?
sheesh, kids these days.
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:43 PM (gLMhO)
Are they Amish?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 03:44 PM (9oE3U)
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:44 PM (gLMhO)
and digging for geoduck!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2019 03:42 PM (d7Ww2)
And here I was thinking romantic dinners and walks on the beach..
Posted by: IC at March 06, 2019 03:44 PM (a0IVu)
Good luck. I hope everything comes out all right.
Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 06, 2019 03:44 PM (d8iVQ)
and digging for geoduck!
Posted by: nurse ratched
Checking Urban Dictionary now....
Posted by: Bruce at March 06, 2019 03:43 PM (8ikIW)
A sammich works as bait.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 03:44 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 03:42 PM (t6MX/)
Same here if not more. We live above the snow line.
Posted by: LGoPs at March 06, 2019 03:44 PM (S4VYa)
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 03:45 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 03:42 PM (bcbK8
That's RIGHT!
Posted by: Rod Stewart at March 06, 2019 03:45 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: LGoPs at March 06, 2019 03:42 PM (S4VYa)
That's what FiL said. I have shoveled about three feet since the middle of January.
Posted by: flounder
I feel for y'all. When I get home I have to shovel another foot of sunshine.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 03:45 PM (IxRYM)
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 03:44 PM (IXZGh)
Man you started some shit. lol. everyone wants a piece a ya.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 03:45 PM (9oE3U)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 03:35 PM (2LelM)
In terms of military skill their main advantage was in their officers. In that day and age officers were aristocrats(who spent time learning military arts) and the South had emulated Europe's aristocrats. Prior to the war the US Army's officers were overwhelmingly from the South.
This was ultimately unable to overcome their logistical difficulties, such as the fact that the South was a food importer reliant on exporting a few commodities(primarily cotton). The relative poverty of much of their lower class(many of whom were landless and could not find regular work) combined with their lack of ability to provide equipment through a central authority meant that they couldn't make much use of a lot of their population.
Posted by: Someguy at March 06, 2019 03:45 PM (dy5uS)
Posted by: IC at March 06, 2019 03:44 PM (a0IVu)
They'll both be walking with a limp for several days......
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 03:45 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: raimondo at March 06, 2019 03:46 PM (RoI8M)
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:46 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 03:43 PM (IxRYM)
Quarter mile driveway. Too much to burn.
Posted by: LGoPs at March 06, 2019 03:46 PM (S4VYa)
Posted by: LGoPs at March 06, 2019 03:44 PM (S4VYa)
Same here. We're in the hills.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 03:46 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 03:46 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 03:45 PM (IxRYM)
word. i keep checking the pool temp.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 03:46 PM (9oE3U)
Posted by: wth at March 06, 2019 03:46 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 06, 2019 03:47 PM (k3g2v)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 03:47 PM (9oE3U)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2019 03:47 PM (BbGew)
what the fucks a geoduck?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 03:47 PM (9oE3U)
Horsecock of the sea.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 03:47 PM (t6MX/)
Well plus they were good old boys who grew up huntin' and fishin' and were largely Scottish, Irish, and Cornish stock used to fighting and scrapping for fun. Yankees had their advantages in business and finance but when it came to kicking ass were outclassed.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 03:47 PM (39g3+)
what the fucks a geoduck?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 03:47 PM (9oE3U)
It's a kind of clam.
Posted by: Huma at March 06, 2019 03:47 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:47 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 03:47 PM (9oE3U)
It's a saltwater clam ..
Posted by: IC at March 06, 2019 03:48 PM (a0IVu)
Looks like this thread is running out of gas!
Posted by: Mr Hankey at March 06, 2019 03:48 PM (LilNs)
Posted by: LGoPs at March 06, 2019 03:48 PM (S4VYa)
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 03:48 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 03:47 PM (9oE3U)
It's a saltwater clam ..
Posted by: IC at March 06, 2019 03:48 PM (a0IVu)
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They are best steamed.
Posted by: Gwyneth at March 06, 2019 03:48 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 03:45 PM (9oE3U)
Never in my wildest dreams did I think I would reach a status here at the AoS fine military blog........Not sure what that status is, but it's something.
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 03:48 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 03:48 PM (ymnmz)
846
what the fucks a geoduck?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 03:47 PM (9oE3U)
Horsecock of the sea.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 03:47 PM (t6MX/)
thanks for clearing things up?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 03:49 PM (9oE3U)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 06, 2019 03:49 PM (oVJmc)
Geoduck's a clam if I'm not mistaken.
Posted by: LGoPs at March 06, 2019 03:48 PM (S4VYa)
A big-assed clam, with a long neck, that looks like a horsecock.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 03:49 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2019 03:49 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 03:47 PM (9oE3U)
Lord love a geoduck.....
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 03:49 PM (IXZGh)
What a sad existence yours must be, Cornholio.
Posted by: he photographs his turds at March 06, 2019 03:39 PM (pNxlR)
I neglected to add that he dresses them in costumes first.
Blackface and KKK robes are his favorite costumes.
Posted by: potty humor is NEVER NOT a thing at March 06, 2019 03:49 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: IC at March 06, 2019 03:49 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Mr Hankey at March 06, 2019 03:48 PM (LilNs)
Just like, dare I say it,... Hitler.
Posted by: LGoPs at March 06, 2019 03:49 PM (S4VYa)
Posted by: LGoPs at March 06, 2019 03:48 PM (S4VYa)
855 what the fucks a geoduck?
It's a kind of clam.
Ah.
Posted by: mikeyG
Mussel the size of your thigh.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 03:49 PM (IxRYM)
Davis was running the show.
Posted by: Buggs B at March 06, 2019 03:49 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2019 03:49 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: IC at March 06, 2019 03:48 PM (a0IVu)
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They are best steamed.
Posted by: Gwyneth at March 06, 2019 03:48 PM (vg8iE)
Oh yeah. used to snag those pups in Maine i believe..
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 03:50 PM (9oE3U)
I remember they made a song out of it, to the tune of BOC's "Burnin' for You". I think it was Brandmeier's show?
Posted by: Chris M at March 06, 2019 03:50 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2019 03:50 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: IC at March 06, 2019 03:50 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 06, 2019 03:50 PM (d8iVQ)
spouse loooves jumping out of planes, i'll never get it.. or roller coasters, or bungee jumping!
cliff climbing.
yeah i'm a wuss.
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:51 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: wth at March 06, 2019 03:51 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: hank schrader at March 06, 2019 03:51 PM (Dh1wo)
I gave my love a cherry that had no stone
I gave my love a chicken that had no bone
Sorry for spilling my drool cup on your shoes
My love, Alexandria Horsemouth.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at March 06, 2019 03:51 PM (ikxxu)
Well plus they were good old boys who grew up huntin' and fishin' and were largely Scottish, Irish, and Cornish stock used to fighting and scrapping for fun. Yankees had their advantages in business and finance but when it came to kicking ass were outclassed.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 03:47 PM (39g3+)
The NY Zouave regiments were as scrappy as any regiment the Confederates had.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 06, 2019 03:51 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 03:38 PM (39g3+)
I haven't seen illegals along SR90 in years.
Saw some this past weekend.
Thanks, Congress. You useless pieces of Corn.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at March 06, 2019 03:51 PM (XJktg)
Swell.
Posted by: DocJ at March 06, 2019 03:51 PM (fF3XF)
Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2019 03:50 PM (BXMxN)
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Then pull the handle while trying to climb out???
Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2019 03:51 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 03:52 PM (2LelM)
logistical difficulties,
Posted by: Someguy at March 06, 2019 03:45 PM (dy5uS)
As much as I've read of WWII, I've read just a little about the actual TOE, operational considerations, and such of the Civil War. I've tried - just can never slog it.
But I've read the political and a bit of the economics. And I don't know why the South ever went on the offensive. Time seemed to be on their side. I think they could have waited Lincoln out.
Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 03:52 PM (X12/X)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 06, 2019 03:52 PM (tdp7L)
what the fucks a geoduck?
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It's not a rock. It's a mineral, Marie!
Posted by: hank schrader at March 06, 2019 03:51 PM (Dh1wo)
Its a dessert topping!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 03:52 PM (9oE3U)
Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2019 03:50 PM (BXMxN)
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Then pull the handle while trying to climb out???
Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2019 03:51 PM (8XRCm)
You guys are just being hateful now......
Posted by: Brie Larson at March 06, 2019 03:52 PM (IXZGh)
.......
Gonna be hard to beat David Corn fake hate crime in the toilet.
Posted by: wth at March 06, 2019 03:52 PM (v0R5T)
spouse loooves jumping out of planes, i'll never get it.. or roller coasters, or bungee jumping!
cliff climbing.
yeah i'm a wuss.
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:51 PM (gLMhO)
I jumped out of planes. In the Army. Five times.
I was what they called a 5 jump chump.
Got my wings though.
Posted by: LGoPs at March 06, 2019 03:52 PM (S4VYa)
The last guy I remember saying he saw some grafitti in a men's room was Morton Downey Jr.
And we know how that went!
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at March 06, 2019 03:52 PM (ikxxu)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 03:47 PM (9oE3U)
It's a kind of clam.
Posted by: Huma
Huma knows clams.
Posted by: human at March 06, 2019 03:52 PM (0CeRG)
Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2019 03:50 PM (BXMxN)
Hobo Jerky takes time to cure, you know.
Posted by: DocJ at March 06, 2019 03:52 PM (fF3XF)
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Dehydration has killed more bloggers than bullets.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2019 03:53 PM (8XRCm)
I gave my love a chicken that had no bone
*takes guitar and smashes it against the wall*
...sorry
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 03:53 PM (39g3+)
now he leaves us to ferment in our own filth
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:53 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: Gwyneth at March 06, 2019 03:48 PM (vg8iE)
Oh yeah. used to snag those pups in Maine i believe..
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 03:50 PM (9oE3U)
I think Geoducks are west coast softshell. Like a Maine steamer, but HUGE. I think the biggest clam you get in the northeast is the Quahog a hard shell variety like the cherrystone, but mondo like a frisbee and thick as a football.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 03:53 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 03:47 PM (9oE3U
Contrary to the name, neither fowl nor mineral.
It's a mud-dwelling filter feeder found in some lakes. Looks vile, but apparently people eat them?
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 06, 2019 03:53 PM (J+mig)
My idea of heaven has no pooping.
Gah.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 03:53 PM (bcbK8)
Well plus they were good old boys who grew up huntin' and fishin' and were largely Scottish, Irish, and Cornish stock used to fighting and scrapping for fun. Yankees had their advantages in business and finance but when it came to kicking ass were outclassed.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 03:47 PM (39g3+)
The North had a comparable farm boy population(it was after all where the nation's and the South's food came from), and no shortage of Irishmen). What it lacked were officers. The existing officer corp was Southern and mostly joined the Confederacy.
Posted by: Someguy at March 06, 2019 03:54 PM (dy5uS)
Posted by: HA at March 06, 2019 03:54 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 06, 2019 03:54 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 03:54 PM (9oE3U)
Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2019 03:50 PM (BXMxN)
He's writing an epic anti-AOC graffito, one that will compete with War and Peace.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 03:54 PM (plMK3)
And we know how that went!
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at March 06, 2019 03:52 PM (ikxxu)
Didn't he pull a Jussie and claim it was white supremacists?
Isn't he dead?
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 03:54 PM (IXZGh)
however i'm pretty bad ass on a dirt bike.
I hope that redeems me somehwat
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:54 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 03:54 PM (2LelM)
Mussel the size of your thigh.
But you 'dig' for them? Or was that an some sort of sex reference?
It's nurse ratched, so I can't be sure.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 03:54 PM (LL1Be)
Notice how Cornhole took the photograph in the restroom with the seat up. As if we'd ever believe that he was anything other than a sitzpinkler.
Posted by: his mangina demands it at March 06, 2019 03:54 PM (pNxlR)
Swell.
Posted by: DocJ at March 06, 2019 03:51 PM (fF3XF)
Funny. Ben Domenech is a big fan.
He also trashes Boomers for voting themselves stuff.
But on the upside, it gives the Millenials a chance to hit the SSI trough before it goes belly up.
Posted by: golfman at March 06, 2019 03:54 PM (OE84+)
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:55 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at March 06, 2019 03:55 PM (9AcAx)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 06, 2019 03:55 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 06, 2019 03:55 PM (jjaLl)
My idea of heaven has no pooping.
Gah.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 03:53 PM (bcbK
..........
Welcome to my world.
Posted by: Barbie at March 06, 2019 03:55 PM (v0R5T)
*takes guitar and smashes it against the wall*
...sorry
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 03:53 PM (39g3+)
LMFAO.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 03:55 PM (9oE3U)
My idea of heaven has no pooping.
Gah.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 03:53 PM (bcbK8
Sometimes, there are doors into people's heads that just shouldn't be opened.......
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 03:55 PM (IXZGh)
It's nurse ratched, so I can't be sure.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 03:54 PM (LL1Be)
Nah. She's from the Northwest. My wife's from there. They find 'em on the beaches.
Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 03:55 PM (X12/X)
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:55 PM (gLMhO)
Good news: A roofing company was able to tarp it that night and fix it with a new rubber membrane roof the next day.
Really good news: The insurance adjuster called and said the checks will be sent out tomorrow. Everything covered except for a $1000 deductible.
Posted by: jwest at March 06, 2019 03:55 PM (/roJx)
Posted by: josephistan at March 06, 2019 03:56 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 03:52 PM (X12/X)
Eh, Didn't Lincoln sucker punch the hot heads?
Posted by: Buggs B at March 06, 2019 03:56 PM (ePWRo)
Sen. Martha McSally revealed Wednesday that while in the Air Force, she was raped by a superior officer. McSally, the first female fighter pilot to fly in combat, spoke out at a Senate Armed Services hearing on the military's efforts to respond to and prevent sexual assaults.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2019 03:56 PM (aKsyK)
This is now a 1K race, chumps!
Posted by: don't be dissing our productivity at March 06, 2019 03:56 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 06, 2019 03:55 PM (jjaLl)
She was one of my fave's at one time......
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 03:56 PM (IXZGh)
I hope that redeems me somehwat
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:54 PM (gLMhO)
It does Willow. It does.
BTW - I was scared sh**less on the first 4 jumps.
Posted by: LGoPs at March 06, 2019 03:56 PM (S4VYa)
Don't open the videos, but look at the middle video presented.
That doesn't look like a clam.
Unless that's what the kids are calling it.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 03:56 PM (IxRYM)
Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 06, 2019 03:56 PM (d8iVQ)
Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2019 03:56 PM (BXMxN)
........
Indoors or a Coyote Omelette?
Posted by: wth at March 06, 2019 03:46 PM (v0R5T)
Well I work in Seattle, so to fit in, I should drop a deuce on 3rd ave. But I used and abused the indoors crapper instead.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 03:57 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 06, 2019 03:55 PM (TdMsT)
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Poop.
World War II monday morning quarterbacking
Eating shellfish that apparently looks like a giant penis
willow not starting a new thread
Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2019 03:57 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: bbc documenatrian at March 06, 2019 03:57 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at March 06, 2019 03:55 PM (9AcAx)
Oh no....
Posted by: The Geochicken at March 06, 2019 03:57 PM (7HtZB)
What on earth are you guys talking about?
Posted by: Ladyl at March 06, 2019 03:55 PM (TdMsT)
Big clams with a penis. or the other way around. I'm not sure anymore.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 03:57 PM (9oE3U)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 03:57 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: An Observation at March 06, 2019 03:57 PM (gHaHS)
Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 06, 2019 03:56 PM (d8iVQ)
Crushed velvet seats the size of a living room sofa.
Those were the days.
Posted by: jwest at March 06, 2019 03:57 PM (/roJx)
Mussel the size of your thigh.
But you 'dig' for them? Or was that an some sort of sex reference?
It's nurse ratched, so I can't be sure.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 03:54 PM (LL1Be)
I know you guys have internet. They are a giant clam, of the razor clam variety. You dig for them on low tide. And they are about the size of a grown man's arm in some cases. They look like a horsecock, so yes, sexual references can and have been made. This bodes well for Nurse's assessment of Insomniac.
Cook them like any other clams, including steaming.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 03:57 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 03:55 PM (gLMhO)
The Horde, left to its own devices....
Posted by: Ladyl at March 06, 2019 03:57 PM (TdMsT)
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Unless some people make it difficult or unpleasant for other people to live here
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2019 03:57 PM (VeTjl)
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There is rumors that Jennifer and Brad may be getting back together. This is according to the magazine covers at the grocery store checkout.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 03:57 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 06, 2019 03:58 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 03:58 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at March 06, 2019 03:58 PM (ZO78G)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 03:57 PM (9oE3U)
As long as it's not Alex the Chick's girl dick, I think we're safe.
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 03:58 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: golfman at March 06, 2019 03:58 PM (OE84+)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 03:58 PM (ymnmz)
Sen. Martha McSally revealed Wednesday that while in the Air Force, she was raped by a superior officer.
"revealed"
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 03:58 PM (LL1Be)
Big clams with a penis. or the other way around. I'm not sure anymore.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 03:57 PM (9oE3U)
Clams with a penis? That's a twofer in my world.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 06, 2019 03:59 PM (TdMsT)
*takes guitar and smashes it against the wall*
...sorry
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Get your own schtick!!!!
Posted by: El Kabong! at March 06, 2019 03:59 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2019 03:59 PM (VeTjl)
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Ha! That was my sister's first car.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 06, 2019 03:59 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: geoducks give geofucks at March 06, 2019 03:59 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 03:59 PM (ymnmz)
*sticks hat on sword*
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at March 06, 2019 03:58 PM (ZO78G)
The wall? Are the shelves attacking again?
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 06, 2019 03:59 PM (J+mig)
Jennifer Aniston's nipples were incredible on Friends......
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 06, 2019 03:55 PM (jjaLl)
Thankfully she hasn't succumbed to TDS.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 06, 2019 03:59 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 06, 2019 03:59 PM (xPJvm)
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Was that Kojacks car?
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 03:59 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 06, 2019 03:59 PM (jjaLl)
This is according to the magazine covers at the grocery store checkout.
I guess Brad likes her nipples too.
Posted by: LGoPs at March 06, 2019 04:00 PM (S4VYa)
Superior in what way?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 04:00 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:00 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 06, 2019 04:00 PM (Dh1wo)
Sen. Martha McSally revealed Wednesday that while in the Air Force, she was raped by a superior officer. McSally, the first female fighter pilot to fly in combat, spoke out at a Senate Armed Services hearing on the military's efforts to respond to and prevent sexual assaults.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2019 03:56 PM (aKsyK)
That sucks. Sadly, I'm not surprised.
Angered but not surprised. I don't like rape.
Assuming, of course, it actually went down the way she said.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:00 PM (bcbK8)
Clams with a penis? That's a twofer in my world.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 06, 2019 03:59 PM (TdMsT)
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**Spock Eyebrow**
Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2019 04:00 PM (8XRCm)
Yep, it's amazing, that's what it is. Amazing.
Also self-defense.
Posted by: m at March 06, 2019 04:00 PM (Scps5)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 04:00 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2019 04:00 PM (VeTjl)
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Unless some people make it difficult or unpleasant for other people to live here
Posted by: ...
If it ever goes pear shaped...
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 04:00 PM (IxRYM)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 04:00 PM (9oE3U)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 04:00 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: IC at March 06, 2019 04:00 PM (a0IVu)
Digging for clams is just one of those "lets go do something as a
couple" things you do on the Northwest pacific coast. Basically its an
excuse to go to the beach together.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 04:00 PM (39g3+)
???????????????????
Posted by: Huma at March 06, 2019 04:01 PM (ymnmz)
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Was that Kojacks car?
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 03:59 PM (2LelM)
Who loves ya baby?
God, I loved that show.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:01 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: David Corn at March 06, 2019 04:01 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 04:00 PM (9oE3U)
An awaited nood never comes.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 06, 2019 04:01 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 04:01 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 04:01 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 04:01 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2019 04:01 PM (VeTjl)
Someone reaaaally hungry. Which in that region is odd, because they're food freaking everywhere.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 04:01 PM (39g3+)
Clams with a penis? That's a twofer in my world.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 06, 2019 03:59 PM (TdMsT)
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**Spock Eyebrow**
Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2019 04:00 PM (8XRCm)
this is where we ask for pics right?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 04:01 PM (9oE3U)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 04:00 PM (9oE3U)
Just an air biscuit?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:01 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2019 04:01 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 04:01 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Rik at March 06, 2019 04:01 PM (d8iVQ)
Just added some more equipment to our media room. Now have five remotes to deal with -- not to mention the Bluetooth/computer connection. Wife probably will be hopelessly confused for a few weeks. Then suddenly will be berating me for picking up the wrong remote.
I like women who are challenged by men, then give 'em a buncha shit when they 'catch up'.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 06, 2019 04:01 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 04:01 PM (ptqGC)
This is according to the magazine covers at the grocery store checkout.
I guess Brad likes her nipples too.
Posted by: LGoPs at March 06, 2019 04:00 PM (S4VYa)
.........
I bet he does, after his wife had hers destroyed.
Posted by: wth at March 06, 2019 04:01 PM (v0R5T)
"revealed"
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 03:58 PM (LL1Be)
Agreed. Let's say "alleged."
Posted by: m at March 06, 2019 04:02 PM (Scps5)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
A very hungry, piss poor hunter, PNW indian?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 04:02 PM (IxRYM)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 06, 2019 04:02 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 04:02 PM (X12/X)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 06, 2019 04:02 PM (zO1cf)
Posted by: golfman at March 06, 2019 04:02 PM (OE84+)
Posted by: josephistan at March 06, 2019 04:02 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 04:02 PM (39g3+)
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Was that Kojacks car?
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 03:59 PM (2LelM)
Who loves ya baby?
God, I loved that show.
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If you had that car you had to have a candy pop in your mouth.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 04:02 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 04:01 PM (t6MX/)
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Tried to fart but only sharted.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2019 04:02 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 06, 2019 04:02 PM (QBy2Q)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 06, 2019 04:02 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 04:01 PM (ptqGC)
Agreed.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 06, 2019 04:02 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:02 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Cheri at March 06, 2019 04:02 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: golfman at March 06, 2019 04:02 PM (OE84+)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 04:02 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:02 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 04:02 PM (X12/X)
who decided that it was something they wanted to eat?
The same people who lick a spotted toad to see if it's hallucinogenic? And then they get hungry?
Oh, look! A Horsedick!!! Let's steam it!!!!
Posted by: LGoPs at March 06, 2019 04:02 PM (S4VYa)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
They observed animals feeding, and then decide that this is what they otter do.
Posted by: The PUNisher at March 06, 2019 04:02 PM (6rX0K)
Posted by: golfman at March 06, 2019 04:02 PM (OE84+)
They're Mig-28s!
Posted by: Producers of Top Gun at March 06, 2019 04:03 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 04:03 PM (LL1Be)
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Hungry people.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 04:00 PM (2LelM)
I've always wondered about the first lobster or crab eater.
yeah this look yummy.
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 04:03 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 06, 2019 04:03 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 06, 2019 04:03 PM (aS1PU)
ace has taken the challenge to help Brie Larson develop palpable ass cheeks, people!
Right now he's looking up the definition of "palpable".
Posted by: Sancho Pansy sez, "Good luck with that!" at March 06, 2019 04:03 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 04:03 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Cheri at March 06, 2019 04:03 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 04:03 PM (IxRYM)
Tried to fart but only sharted.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 06, 2019 04:02 PM (8XRCm)
Hillary? Is that you?
Posted by: Ladyl at March 06, 2019 04:03 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 06, 2019 04:03 PM (QBy2Q)
Please, not another Marvel thread.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 04:01 PM (ptqGC)
This. I'll off myself.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 04:03 PM (9oE3U)
Posted by: m at March 06, 2019 04:03 PM (Scps5)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 06, 2019 04:03 PM (37IEG)
1000th!!!!!!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 06, 2019 04:02 PM (jjaLl)
Very nice hit!
Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 06, 2019 04:03 PM (d8iVQ)
I mean, its plausible? But after this many years, without any evidence or supporting testimony, why even bring it up? I am tired of this "oh something happened to me in the 1970s" stuff.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 04:03 PM (39g3+)
Please do not throw cigarette butts into the urinals, as it makes them soggy and very hard to light.
Posted by: Your Socialist Future at March 06, 2019 04:04 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 04:04 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: The PUNisher at March 06, 2019 04:02 PM (6rX0K)
Don't be sealy.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 06, 2019 04:04 PM (QBy2Q)
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2019 04:04 PM (VeTjl)
Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 04:04 PM (X12/X)
1006 1000th!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:02 PM (IXZGh)
You're a lunatic. lol!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 04:04 PM (9oE3U)
ace has taken the challenge to help Brie Larson develop palpable ass cheeks, people!
Right now he's looking up the definition of "palpable".
Posted by: Sancho Pansy sez, "Good luck with that!" at March 06, 2019 04:03 PM (pNxlR)
I heard if you pinch your cheeks some they will plump up some and show a little color.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 04:04 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2019 04:04 PM (jOEDM)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 06, 2019 04:03 PM (QBy2Q)
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't ya kill me.....
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:04 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 03:52 PM (X12/X)
Its tough to say since politics is hard to predict, but if the South had played it defensively, merely beating back some incursions, the North may have tired and sought a negotiated peace. As it was, the South exhausted resources in a futile incursion, even if they took the capitol, that didn't end the war of 1812 and Americans tend to be more angered than depressed by things of that nature.
Economically the food and good shortages would've been a continual pressure on the South, but they had to deal with that on the offensive anyways.
Posted by: Someguy at March 06, 2019 04:04 PM (dy5uS)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at March 06, 2019 04:04 PM (ZO78G)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 04:04 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 04:03 PM (LL1Be)
Revealed also = occurred. We have courts of law. She can make claims and she can allege.
Posted by: m at March 06, 2019 04:04 PM (Scps5)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 06, 2019 04:05 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: t fna tl fna tl:dr at March 06, 2019 04:05 PM (RCnU/)
1000 Shit!!!
For a thread devoted to public potties, could there be a better 1K comment than this?
Posted by: truly, this is the best of all possible worlds at March 06, 2019 04:05 PM (pNxlR)
You may collect your prize at Ace's apartment anytime after 11:30am weekdays. Please ring bell repeatedly to wake him up.
Posted by: wth at March 06, 2019 04:05 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 04:05 PM (IxRYM)
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:02 PM (IXZGh)
I really do love this place.
Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 06, 2019 04:05 PM (d8iVQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 04:05 PM (39g3+)
ace is tired of our worn out jammies and our sock feet.
we should do better
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 04:05 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:00 PM (bcbK
Big assumption
Posted by: Buggs B at March 06, 2019 04:05 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: truly, this is the best of all possible worlds at March 06, 2019 04:05 PM (pNxlR)
Nailed it!
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:05 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:04 PM (IXZGh)
I thought you were doing it on purpose, a la your FIRST!! posts.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 06, 2019 04:05 PM (QBy2Q)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2019 04:06 PM (BbGew)
I mean, its plausible? But after this many years, without any evidence or supporting testimony, why even bring it up? I am tired of this "oh something happened to me in the 1970s" stuff.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 04:03 PM (39g3+)
Jah. Maybe she wants the victim status points?
But if she was raped, then she needs to name the accuser and he (assuming it was a he) needs to go to trial.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:06 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:06 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 04:06 PM (LL1Be)
alright girls, it's because we don't fix ourselves up when we come to chat here.
ace is tired of our worn out jammies and our sock feet.
we should do better
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 04:05 PM (gLMhO)
*smooths grass skirt**slicks back hair*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 04:06 PM (9oE3U)
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The answer was to prove to the British that the Confederate Army was for real so they would swing in with their navy. Remember, it was Washington that won the Revolution with support of the French Navy. The problem with the plan was that Egypt had a bumper crop of cotton that year and British mills were saved.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 04:06 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at March 06, 2019 04:04 PM (ZO78G)
Re-living Pickett's Charge?
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at March 06, 2019 04:06 PM (XJktg)
I dunno, I like the onesie with the flap on the back.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 04:06 PM (39g3+)
I thought you were doing it on purpose, a la your FIRST!! posts.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 06, 2019 04:05 PM (QBy2Q)
Yes, well.....Honestly, I was trying to hit that one. Paused on 993 a bit too long, it seems.
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:07 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2019 04:07 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: truly, this is the best of all possible worlds at March 06, 2019 04:07 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 04:03 PM (LL1Be)
Revealed also = occurred. We have courts of law. She can make claims and she can allege.
Posted by: m at March 06, 2019 04:04 PM (Scps5)
Are we talking about nipples?
Or am I getting threads crossed?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:07 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 04:07 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 04:07 PM (gLMhO)
Only been on the thread for 10 minutes and I WIN I WIN I WIN!!!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 06, 2019 04:03 PM (jjaLl)
*hangs medal around neck*
**kisses both cheeks**
Posted by: Use kbdabear's ONT posts for visual reference ... at March 06, 2019 04:07 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 04:06 PM (39g3+)
I'd wear those, as long as there was a pee flap in the front.
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:07 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2019 04:07 PM (VeTjl)
ace is tired of our worn out jammies and our sock feet.
we should do better
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 04:05 PM (gLMhO)
Speak for yourself! I got dressed, put on lipstick and went out and engaged in commerce today!
Posted by: Ladyl at March 06, 2019 04:07 PM (TdMsT)
Good sized clams at the Lobster House in Cape May on the raw bar, good eating.
Mike's in Sea Isle makes great littleneck steamers, garlic and butter...
Dammit. I could go for some of that now.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at March 06, 2019 04:07 PM (ikxxu)
She said it was one of her superiors. That narrows the pool tremendously and unfairly screws with the innocent of the group if her story is true.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 06, 2019 04:08 PM (zO1cf)
Life is like a toilet... it's always full of assholes.
Posted by: Your Socialist Future at March 06, 2019 04:08 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 06, 2019 04:08 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 06, 2019 04:08 PM (AB9tT)
Posted by: m at March 06, 2019 04:08 PM (Scps5)
Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at March 06, 2019 04:08 PM (9AcAx)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 04:08 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 04:08 PM (gLMhO)
I dunno, I like the onesie with the flap on the back.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Seriously. Try to find a pair with the "flap".
All you can find is the damn slit ones.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 04:08 PM (IxRYM)
Tell him that "comic are for kids."
He loves that.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 04:08 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Augustine at March 06, 2019 04:08 PM (BDZWU)
been a continual pressure on the South, but they had to deal with that
on the offensive anyways.
Posted by: Someguy at March 06, 2019 04:04 PM (dy5uS)
Concur. Hell - nobody was rushing to take up arms before Fort Sumpter. Every day the Confederacy existed, it gained a little bit of legitimacy. Let it exist long enough - and it's a thing.
Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 04:09 PM (X12/X)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2019 04:09 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2019 04:07 PM (VeTjl)
I care.
Posted by: m at March 06, 2019 04:09 PM (Scps5)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 04:09 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 04:06 PM (39g3+)
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**Spock Eyebrow**
Hey there BIG boy.
Posted by: SHEP! at March 06, 2019 04:09 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: ensign sulu at March 06, 2019 04:09 PM (Dh1wo)
Sold a half dozen gaming books today though, that was a nice surprise.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 04:09 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2019 04:09 PM (VeTjl)
Posted by: wth at March 06, 2019 04:09 PM (v0R5T)
Indiana software companies are warning they'll face real-world costs if legislators don't pass a hate crime bill.
The Indiana Technology and Innovation Association, formed four months ago to lobby for the tech industry's interests, says many of its 100 members are still getting blowback from the controversy four years ago over the Religious Freedom Restoration Act. Fishers-based Memory Ventures and Zionsville's Clear Software both say they lost top executives over RFRA. and other companies say they've been turned down by lenders or venture capital firms who still have a negative view of Indiana.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2019 04:09 PM (aKsyK)
I mean, its plausible? But after this many years, without any evidence or supporting testimony, why even bring it up? I am tired of this "oh something happened to me in the 1970s" stuff.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 04:03 PM (39g3+)
Oh Christ, not this shit again. Too late, Toots. Shoulda brought this up back in the day. Even if it occurred, it's ancient history now.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 04:09 PM (plMK3)
Yeah, but compared to my life, a toilet has it easy.
It only has to deal with one asshole at a time.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 06, 2019 04:09 PM (1beh4)
Posted by: Colin at March 06, 2019 04:10 PM (eodP7)
Reform up, there is another battery to charge!
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2019 04:06 PM (BbGew)
If only he was talking about electrical things, but he's not.
Posted by: 17th Lancers at March 06, 2019 04:10 PM (37IEG)
1066 If ace posts a Marvel thread, someone should criticize him for it right in the comments. Something like "come on, no one cares". Especially if it's a long post. Ace will surely see the humor in it and laugh it up right along with you.
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2019 04:07 PM (VeTjl)
Oh, yes! That's the best way for a noob to become ace's newest and bestest friend!
Posted by: truly, this is the best of all possible worlds at March 06, 2019 04:10 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 06, 2019 04:07 PM (TdMsT)
Did you go to see The Movie?
Posted by: m at March 06, 2019 04:10 PM (Scps5)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:10 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at March 06, 2019 04:04 PM (ZO78G)
Re-living Pickett's Charge?
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum)
Or re-dying....
Posted by: 69th PVI with triple shotted loads at March 06, 2019 04:10 PM (6rX0K)
Posted by: Cheri at March 06, 2019 04:10 PM (oiNtH)
Chiquita Khrushchev.
Heh.
Posted by: Mama AJ at March 06, 2019 04:10 PM (wSGZR)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 06, 2019 04:10 PM (Z+IKu)
saved my life this go around.
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 04:10 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 04:10 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 04:08 PM (gLMhO)
You are welcome! I've got on a lace bra and panties, just for the 'Ron's.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 06, 2019 04:11 PM (TdMsT)
I'm literally in bed, wearing sweats, because its snowing outside and
I'm still fighting off this cold. Feel a lot better though, the cough
is less "paralyzing wracking spasms and can barely breathe" and more
"can I get this crud out of my lungs yet?"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 04:09 PM (39g3+)
Get in the cart Chris.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 04:11 PM (9oE3U)
Never had any, but I've heard gooeyduck isn't very tasty. I'm not real big on clams anyway. Like chewing on pieces of rolled up rubber cement.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 04:11 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Augustine at March 06, 2019 04:08 PM (BDZWU)
They shortened it from Cornholeme when they came over on the boat.
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:11 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 04:11 PM (xfb67)
It would have started off as something like Kornheiser.
Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2019 04:11 PM (Zo1XC)
"If you don't give me a key to this bathroom I'll steal one. Eat it, Harvey!"
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2019 04:11 PM (VeTjl)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 04:06 PM (2LelM)
oh, Peoples always learnin new things from the horde
Posted by: Buggs B at March 06, 2019 04:11 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: Weasel at March 06, 2019 04:11 PM (MVjcR)
If only I were still Governor - I'd sign that bill in a second !!!
Posted by: Mike Pence at March 06, 2019 04:11 PM (X12/X)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 04:11 PM (2LelM)
Get in the cart Chris.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 04:11 PM (9oE3U)
BRING OUT YER DEAD!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:11 PM (IXZGh)
Sold a half dozen gaming books today though, that was a nice surprise.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 04:09 PM (39g3+)
Congrats man.
Bring some to the MoMe in May, please.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:11 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2019 04:07 PM (VeTjl)
Oh, yes! That's the best way for a noob to become ace's newest and bestest friend!
Posted by: truly, this is the best of all possible worlds
numero uno is to compare the construction of his post with his attempts at shelving
Posted by: $5 says that he dies screaming at March 06, 2019 04:11 PM (6rX0K)
You are welcome! I've got on a lace bra and panties, just for the 'Ron's.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 06, 2019 04:11 PM (TdMsT)
i feel a nood coming on again.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 04:12 PM (9oE3U)
Yeah, like during her totally hard-charging, highly-motivated Senate run against Sinema.
In which she spent less than half her campaign fund and quit when she found out it was easier to just wait for the governor to appoint her.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 04:12 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 04:12 PM (gLMhO)
Here we go again. Could it have been Kavanaugh, perchance? Jimmy Hoffa? Judge Crater?
I am SO sick of this shit. She left the USAF nine years ago. What's the rush?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2019 04:12 PM (plMK3)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 04:11 PM (2LelM)
Only if you want me to spit and start talking a high, squeaky voice.
Fucking Faulkner...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:12 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 06, 2019 04:11 PM (TdMsT)
i feel a nood coming on again.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 04:12 PM (9oE3U)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 06, 2019 04:12 PM (TdMsT)
Anyone want to talk about Joyce or Faulkner?
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 04:11 PM (2LelM)
Sure...what was their position on geoduck?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 04:12 PM (ymnmz)
1092 Didn't we have a Senator or something hanging out in a stall in SL or something? Not sure, but that made the big time for the MFM.
Posted by: Colin at March 06, 2019 04:10 PM (eodP7)
Larry Something or Another, Idaho Senator, in Minneapolis-St. Paul airport.
Posted by: truly, this is the best of all possible worlds at March 06, 2019 04:12 PM (pNxlR)
If only I were still Governor - I'd sign that bill in a second !!!
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So would a law requiring people to hate software companies more than they do now suffice?
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 04:12 PM (2LelM)
Suck it up. We can make 2000.
Posted by: wth at March 06, 2019 04:09 PM (v0R5T)
Did we give up when the Germans were scrawling graffiti on the stalls in Pearl Harbor?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 04:12 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 04:06 PM (2LelM)
Who was picking their cotton?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 06, 2019 04:12 PM (zO1cf)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at March 06, 2019 04:12 PM (ZO78G)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 04:13 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 04:12 PM (gLMhO)
Well I'm glad you're here, kiddo.
*tousles hair*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:13 PM (bcbK8)
Which is what she and her ilk want for this country as we know it.
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2019 04:13 PM (VeTjl)
Chiquita Khrushchev.
Heh.
Posted by: Mama AJ at March 06, 2019 04:10 PM (wSGZR)
Oh, this is great.
Posted by: m at March 06, 2019 04:13 PM (Scps5)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 04:11 PM (2LelM)
Oh great, my favorite book: "Finnegan's Wake"
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 06, 2019 04:13 PM (aS1PU)
i feel a nood coming on again.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 04:12 PM (9oE3U)
Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:13 PM (IXZGh)
Anyone want to talk about Joyce or Faulkner?
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 04:11 PM (2LelM)
Sure...what was their position on geoduck?
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Joyce was Irish so he'd eat anything. Faulkner stuck with booze.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 04:13 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 06, 2019 04:13 PM (zO1cf)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 04:14 PM (ymnmz)
_____________________________________
Blah, blah, blah.
Was he wearing a MAGA hat?
Was he there with Justice Kavanaugh?
Is it seared indelibly on your medulla oblongata?
Blah, blah, blah.
It just shows you were a crappy officer because you were too much of a coward to report a rapist in your command.
How many other females had to be raped so you could protect your precious career?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 06, 2019 04:14 PM (1beh4)
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 04:14 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 06, 2019 04:13 PM (aS1PU)
So clear. So concise. What's not to love ?
Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 04:14 PM (X12/X)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 04:14 PM (39g3+)
Pretty sure its around 1900. Maybe Scott Brown?
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2019 04:14 PM (VeTjl)
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 04:08 PM (gLMhO)
You are welcome! I've got on a lace bra and panties, just for the 'Ron's.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 06, 2019 04:11 PM (TdMsT)
Ah, a 'keeper'.
Very good.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:14 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 04:14 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Axeman at March 06, 2019 04:14 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 04:15 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 04:15 PM (X12/X)
Heh.
Posted by: Mama AJ at March 06, 2019 04:10 PM (wSGZR)
Oh, this is great.
Posted by: m at March 06, 2019 04:13 PM (Scps5)
Man, she's definitely a rich target for snarky nicknames. Another gem.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 06, 2019 04:15 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 06, 2019 04:15 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 04:11 PM (2LelM)
I'll can discuss Pressfield .
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 06, 2019 04:15 PM (zO1cf)
BTW, must be a doozy of a thread coming as this one is as stale as toilet water no?
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 06, 2019 04:15 PM (ZgjWN)
If we decreased the quality of the comments, we can make 2000.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 04:15 PM (xfb67)
I'm in.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 04:15 PM (ymnmz)
so they want to sell out Americas freedom of speech for a lot more filthy lucre?
anything else?
How about they not only tell us what we are allowed to talk about, but what if they don't like Ladyl's bra and panties?
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 04:15 PM (gLMhO)
The kids these days!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 04:13 PM (xfb67)
What is this?
Posted by: m at March 06, 2019 04:15 PM (Scps5)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 06, 2019 04:15 PM (Dh1wo)
tasty. I'm not real big on clams anyway. Like chewing on pieces of
rolled up rubber cement.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 04:11 PM (39g3+)
I was like that with Escargot but the garlic butter sauce is is its saving grace and is fabulous. You could boil up my truck tires and dip them in that and I'd love it.
Posted by: LGoPs at March 06, 2019 04:15 PM (S4VYa)
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 04:15 PM (LL1Be)
Anybody know what the record number of comments is 'round here?Posted
by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at March 06, 2019 04:12 PM (ZO78G)
Pretty sure its around 1900. Maybe Scott Brown?
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2019 04:14 PM (VeTjl)
Banhammer broke 5000, I think.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 04:15 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 04:11 PM (2LelM)
I'll can discuss Pressfield .
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 06, 2019 04:15 PM (zO1cf)
I'm in. I'm a big fan of 'Gate of Fire' and 'Do the Work' and the 'War of Art'
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:16 PM (bcbK8)
1006 1000th!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:02 PM (IXZGh)
Heh.
And HotGas is lucky to get a thread over 100 comments anymore.... *snort*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2019 04:16 PM (veoSD)
Prime number!
Posted by: like I know; like I give a shit at March 06, 2019 04:16 PM (pNxlR)
Sephardic Jewish ancestry, from Spain.
Original name: Cornholio.
Posted by: Actual Old-School Bigot at March 06, 2019 04:16 PM (0OWcv)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 04:06 PM (2LelM)
Who was picking their cotton?
-----------------
Egyptians. Same as today.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 04:16 PM (2LelM)
More like 1st to the 4th power
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2019 04:16 PM (VeTjl)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 04:16 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Augustine at March 06, 2019 04:08 PM (BDZWU)
They shortened it from Cornholeme when they came over on the boat.
Posted by: Sponge
I thought it was Kornbaum. When the family came over, they dropped the bomb (baum).
Get it? Snicker. Weak snicker.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at March 06, 2019 04:16 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: John The Savage at March 06, 2019 04:16 PM (VBEsS)
---
Just not as funny as Bathroom Corn.
Posted by: Axeman at March 06, 2019 04:17 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:13 PM (IXZGh)
I believe I heard one say "why don't' you just suck my nood." so I'm just assuming.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 04:17 PM (9oE3U)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 04:17 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 04:08 PM (gLMhO)
You are welcome! I've got on a lace bra and panties, just for the 'Ron's.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 06, 2019 04:11 PM (TdMsT)
Ah, a 'keeper'.
Very good.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo
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* taps fork against glass *
Pics or it isn't true.
*drops fork and runs away quickly *
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 06, 2019 04:17 PM (ZgjWN)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 06, 2019 04:17 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 04:17 PM (X12/X)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 04:17 PM (xfb67)
military career the assault took place, where the alleged rape occurred,
or the names of the people she later told.
Her post-combat reports must have been stellar.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 04:17 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 04:11 PM (2LelM)
........
Harris Faulkner is pretty hot, but who's this Joyce chick?
Posted by: wth at March 06, 2019 04:18 PM (v0R5T)
In my case, that's not possible
Posted by: mikeyG
Challenge....accepted!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at March 06, 2019 04:18 PM (vcOmj)
More like 1st to the 4th power
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2019 04:16 PM (VeTjl)
---------
Being 1111th is way more difficult than say, being 914th.
Posted by: Weasel at March 06, 2019 04:18 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: blake - used High Sierra Salesman at March 06, 2019 04:18 PM (qC1Sy)
*drops fork and runs away quickly *
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 06, 2019 04:17 PM (ZgjWN)
Oh it's true, dear. Only the best for the 'Rons.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 06, 2019 04:18 PM (TdMsT)
Octopus and squid are the same way, its just rubbery stuff without flavor, and you hopefully have a great sauce. Octopus at least looks interesting with the suckers on it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 04:18 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 04:18 PM (aBj10)
I am getting a little worried. I hope he's just making pancakes or something.
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 04:18 PM (gLMhO)
If anyone has any suggestions (and not "Can the contemporary music; It stinks
please send it to me FenelonDirection18 at sign gmail.com
Thanks very much
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2019 04:18 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 06, 2019 04:18 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 03:52 PM (2LelM)
Nope, not falling for that trick again.
last time I did that it was 2 weeks in the gimp suit...
of course I was only chained up for part of a day...
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 06, 2019 04:18 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Weasel
More like 1st to the 4th power
Posted by: ...
-------
I was told that there would be no Math under any circumstances. Errrr.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 06, 2019 04:18 PM (ZgjWN)
military career the assault took place, where the alleged rape occurred,
or the names of the people she later told.
Her post-combat reports must have been stellar.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 04:17 PM (LL1Be)
Is she the pilot who funked out, dropped her load and RTB'd during Iraq? I thought that was her...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:18 PM (bcbK8)
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Posted by: Axeman at March 06, 2019 04:19 PM (vDqXW)
Momo Challenge is some creepy thing on the phones these kids are staring
at all the time. I don't know what it is, but the picture is creepy.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 04:17 PM (xfb67)
Putting the creepy Momo character into kids vids, where Momo tells them to do f'd up stuff like put a pillow over their parents face while their asleep.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 04:19 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: like I know; like I give a shit at March 06, 2019 04:19 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 04:19 PM (xfb67)
Challenge....accepted!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at March 06, 2019 04:18 PM (vcOmj)
Bozo! How's married life?
Posted by: Ladyl at March 06, 2019 04:19 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2019 04:16 PM (VeTjl)
Pretty sure that would still be first.
Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 04:19 PM (X12/X)
Posted by: x at March 06, 2019 04:19 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:19 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: wth at March 06, 2019 04:19 PM (v0R5T)
From what I understand, people figure those stories are all made up until something happened to them one time while mowing the sorority house lawn....
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 04:19 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:19 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Axeman at March 06, 2019 04:20 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 04:17 PM (xfb67)
Sounds icky.
Posted by: m at March 06, 2019 04:20 PM (Scps5)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 06, 2019 04:20 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:20 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 04:20 PM (9oE3U)
Thanks very much
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2019 04:18 PM (AllCR)
-------------
Hillsong's "Mighty To Save" is pretty good.
Posted by: blake - used High Sierra Salesman at March 06, 2019 04:20 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Archer at March 06, 2019 04:20 PM (gmo/4)
I'm a pretty solid authority on Penthouse Forum, if anybody once to kick that around.
Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 04:17 PM (X12/X)
Once back in the day when you could still go to the top of the Washington Monument, there was this hot young security guard and she said hey fella you look hot, need a rest? Well behind this small door they had a room with a couch and a fridge, in the fridge was bottle of Valuerite ....and needless to say we got pretty drunk......
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 04:20 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 04:20 PM (aBj10)
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Posted by: Axeman
This is how we get Cthulhu. Do you want Cthulhu?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 04:20 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Beto - Your almost Senator at March 06, 2019 04:20 PM (jYje5)
1158 1142
Anybody know what the record number of comments is 'round here?Posted
by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at March 06, 2019 04:12 PM (ZO78G)
Pretty sure its around 1900. Maybe Scott Brown?
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2019 04:14 PM (VeTjl)
Banhammer broke 5000, I think.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 04:15 PM (t6MX/)
The SOTU and similar thread clusters easily have 4-5k comments altogether, but Teh Ewok breaks them up to make the blog load easier.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2019 04:20 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 06, 2019 04:21 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 06, 2019 04:20 PM (oVJmc)
Sounds like a talk show.
In the Shitter with David Corn
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:21 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:21 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 04:21 PM (aBj10)
I think that's right. Claimed low fuel but still was at half-full in tanks upon landing?
We had fun with that when she "lost" to Siynemya or whatever her name is.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 04:21 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Mr Hankey at March 06, 2019 04:21 PM (LilNs)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 04:20 PM (39g3+)
---
Lol.
Posted by: Axeman at March 06, 2019 04:21 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: m at March 06, 2019 04:22 PM (Scps5)
Givin' birth to another Texan."
Posted by: Beto - Your almost Senator
Annnnd Pancho Vanilla chimes in.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 04:22 PM (IxRYM)
Givin' birth to another Texan."
Here I sit ...
DAMN IT - I CAN'T SIT !!! I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING ASS !!! GO TO HELL WHITE PATRIARCHY !!!
Posted by: Brie Larson at March 06, 2019 04:22 PM (X12/X)
Something from K-Love and Air-1. I have never even heard of these groups. That's how much of an old fogey I am.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2019 04:22 PM (AllCR)
If anyone has any suggestions (and not "Can the contemporary music; It
stinks please send it to me FenelonDirection18 at sign gmail.com
Thanks very much
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2019 04:18 PM (AllCR)
I play the ukulele. Are you accepting original songs?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 04:22 PM (9oE3U)
Posted by: LGoPs at March 06, 2019 04:22 PM (S4VYa)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 04:22 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 04:22 PM (ymnmz)
Ahaha
Posted by: HA at March 06, 2019 03:54 PM (MAstk)
Pelosi: "And in this climate, we have to gather evidence and continue our investigations into--"
Tlaib: "LEEEEEEROY JENKINS!!!!!!!!!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2019 04:22 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:23 PM (IXZGh)
I guess the WS and NRO crowd finally got fed up.
They must have kidnapped ace and put him on the cruise ship.
Their attempt at conversion therapy?
Posted by: golfman at March 06, 2019 04:23 PM (OE84+)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 06, 2019 04:23 PM (jjaLl)
1210
"Here I sit, my cheeks a-flexin'
Givin' birth to another Texan."
Posted by: Beto - Your almost Senator at March 06, 2019 04:20 PM (jYje5)
" ... and that's when the brawl started, Your Honor."
Posted by: I deny everything at March 06, 2019 04:23 PM (pNxlR)
"Here I sit, my cheeks a-flexin'
Givin' birth to another Texan."
Posted by: Beto - Your almost Senator at March 06, 2019 04:20 PM (jYje5)
That's good!
Posted by: m at March 06, 2019 04:23 PM (Scps5)
Posted by: Sandy C at March 06, 2019 04:23 PM (ePWRo)
*burns an effigy of Brie Larson to appease the Ewok*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:21 PM (bcbK
mmmm Fondue
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 06, 2019 04:23 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Notorious RBG at March 06, 2019 04:23 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Brie Larson at March 06, 2019 04:22 PM (X12/X)
----
I was thinking Brie Larson is the one person who fits into assless chaps.
But why do they call them assless? It should be assfull...
Posted by: Axeman at March 06, 2019 04:23 PM (vDqXW)
I can join in with the slide whistle. Can we do Inagotta Davida?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 04:23 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 04:24 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 04:24 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 06, 2019 04:24 PM (jjaLl)
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Posted by: Axeman at March 06, 2019 04:19 PM (vDqXW)
........
Qfdkghtu hukundal?
Posted by: Mr. Mxyzptlk at March 06, 2019 04:24 PM (v0R5T)
I think that's right. Claimed low fuel but still was at half-full in tanks upon landing?
We had fun with that when she "lost" to Siynemya or whatever her name is.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 04:21 PM (LL1Be)
That's right! I remember the fuel tanks half full now that you mention it.
Fake hero. Fake Senator. Fake rape? Dunno, I almost hope so. I do hate rape.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:24 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: golfman at March 06, 2019 04:24 PM (OE84+)
At what point do the jokes start repeating?
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:23 PM (IXZGh)
At what point do the jokes start repeating?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 04:24 PM (9oE3U)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 06, 2019 04:24 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 04:24 PM (xfb67)
... I never thought this would happen to me. But one time, this really cute lifeguard came up to me and said "You know what, I HATE junk in the trunk".
Posted by: Brie Larson at March 06, 2019 04:24 PM (X12/X)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:21 PM (bcbK
More.
Posted by: m at March 06, 2019 04:24 PM (Scps5)
Chiquita Khrushchev.
Mine for Omar is: Sassy Arafat
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 06, 2019 04:24 PM (6rX0K)
But why do they call them assless? It should be assfull...
Posted by: Axeman at March 06, 2019 04:23 PM (vDqXW)
Not in her case.
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:24 PM (IXZGh)
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Posted by: Axeman at March 06, 2019 04:19 PM (vDqXW)
........
Qfdkghtu hukundal?
Posted by: Mr. Mxyzptlk at March 06, 2019 04:24 PM (v0R5T)
I know right!!??
Posted by: The Great Gazoo at March 06, 2019 04:25 PM (ymnmz)
David Corn Tries to Score a Date With Alexandria Donkey-Chompers Through White Knighting and Toilet Flirting
You've forgotten me already?
Posted by: Bree Larson at March 06, 2019 04:25 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: An Observation at March 06, 2019 04:25 PM (gHaHS)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2019 04:25 PM (d7Ww2)
Damn that racist Mother Nature!
Posted by: Cheri at March 06, 2019 04:25 PM (oiNtH)
I play the ukulele. Are you accepting original songs?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 04:22 PM (9oE3U)
LOL
I think ukelele (sp) accompanied songs about cannibalism might not appeal to the group.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2019 04:25 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Mr. Mxyzptlk at March 06, 2019 04:25 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 06, 2019 04:25 PM (RD7QR)
Yeah. They're supposed to be super smart, they can use tools and build defensive armor and stuff and we generally don't eat smart things, but they're cold blooded and tasty.
Dolphin (not mahi, porpoises) are too charismatic to eat unless they taste really good. Which I don't know. Yet.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 06, 2019 04:25 PM (fuK7c)
1227
At what point do the jokes start repeating?
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:23 PM (IXZGh)
At what point do the jokes start repeating?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 04:24 PM (9oE3U)
I know right!
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 06, 2019 04:25 PM (ymnmz)
Imagine corn with a sherlock hat and a magnifying glass trying to look up underneath a stall door.
In the men's room, of course.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 06, 2019 04:25 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
At least you can eat them after they go.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 04:26 PM (IxRYM)
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 04:26 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:26 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 04:26 PM (aBj10)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 04:23 PM (39g3+)
Lets try it out. If it works we can go on the road. We'll need a name....and T-shirts.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 04:26 PM (9oE3U)
Looks like the hobos finally started fighting back.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 06, 2019 04:25 PM (RD7QR)
Serpentine, Ace! Serpentine!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 04:26 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: LGoPs the Grammarian at March 06, 2019 04:26 PM (S4VYa)
Posted by: tbodie at March 06, 2019 04:26 PM (V+bdf)
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Posted by: Axeman at March 06, 2019 04:19 PM (vDqXW)
I find that hard to believe.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 06, 2019 04:26 PM (TAmPV)
I feel bad that a young woman would have no idea of who her father is, like that.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2019 04:26 PM (mUa7G)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 04:26 PM (xfb67)
At what point do the jokes start repeating?
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:23 PM (IXZGh)
At what point do the jokes start repeating?
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 06, 2019 04:26 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 06, 2019 04:26 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Tepid Air at March 06, 2019 04:26 PM (6rX0K)
Posted by: Occasional Commentet at March 06, 2019 04:26 PM (Ezw/y)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 06, 2019 04:27 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 06, 2019 04:24 PM (6rX0K)
......
Mine is Towelie.
Posted by: wth at March 06, 2019 04:27 PM (v0R5T)
--------------------
mahi mahi is one of my favorites. Scrod as well.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 04:27 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
If you ever at StarKist in the 70's, you've probably eaten dolphin.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 04:27 PM (IxRYM)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 04:22 PM (ymnmz)
!
Posted by: m at March 06, 2019 04:27 PM (Scps5)
fjdfj
djsfls 932ru0r39 rajsdfl jads tr8u3 23
-- an artist's reproduction of David Corn's disloyal toilet graffiti
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 04:27 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 04:27 PM (xfb67)
I've had whale and it's disgusting. Like throw-up, disgusting.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 04:26 PM (xfb67)
This is about me, right.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 06, 2019 04:27 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 04:26 PM (9oE3U)
Cannibal Tribunal. You're welcome.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 06, 2019 04:27 PM (J+mig)
From what I understand, people figure those stories are all made up until something happened to them one time while mowing the sorority house lawn....
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 04:19 PM
I actually have experience in such matters:
1. Submit admission
2. Receive conditional approval
3. Conditional approval is subject to their edit
4. Sign off required
5. Check issued
6. Go out and have a really tasty fat-ass lobster dinner.
Years later your submission becomes a major Hollywood movie based on their edits and you're thoroughly screwed.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 06, 2019 04:27 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 06, 2019 04:28 PM (0OmEj)
"Timothy...Timothy....where on earth did you go..."
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:26 PM (bcbK
I remember hearing that song on the radio and only half paying attention to the lyrics, and then thinking "wait, what?"
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 06, 2019 04:28 PM (QBy2Q)
Posted by: Axeman at March 06, 2019 04:28 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Eromero at March 06, 2019 04:28 PM (zLDYs)
There's always gotta be one to the fourth power.
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2019 04:28 PM (VeTjl)
At what point do the jokes start repeating?
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:23 PM (IXZGh)
At what point do the jokes start repeating?
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 06, 2019 04:26 PM (sy5kK)
..........
When did you last eat beans?
Posted by: wth at March 06, 2019 04:28 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 06, 2019 04:28 PM (sy5kK)
I think ukelele (sp) accompanied songs about cannibalism might not appeal to the group.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2019 04:25 PM (AllCR)
Yeah, i picked the wrong genre. but its all I know. ya gotta play what ya feel.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 04:28 PM (9oE3U)
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 04:28 PM (aBj10)
In the Army we were told to "walk with a purpose". Did you Navy guys "walk with a porpoise"?
Just askin'
Posted by: LGoPs at March 06, 2019 04:28 PM (S4VYa)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 04:26 PM (9oE3U)
Cannibal Tribunal. You're welcome.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 06, 2019 04:27 PM (J+mig)
Brie Larson's Tossed Salad.
Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 04:28 PM (X12/X)
whaaaat?
Sidebar content new. Maybe Ace is so busy checking Rotten Tomatoes that he's forgotten all about his own content.
Posted by: Hands at March 06, 2019 04:28 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 04:27 PM (xfb67)
How do you know you'll be good?
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:28 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
If you ever at StarKist in the 70's, you've probably eaten dolphin.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 04:27 PM (IxRYM)
Sorry Charlie
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:28 PM (bcbK8)
FFS, this isn't the midwest.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2019 04:25 PM (d7Ww2)
Are you seeing Insom this weekend?
Posted by: Ladyl at March 06, 2019 04:28 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 06, 2019 04:28 PM (J+mig)
or will she have to metoo#
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 04:28 PM (gLMhO)
Ace????
Ace????
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 06, 2019 04:28 PM (0OmEj)
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I pray to God he's been hydrating.
Posted by: Axeman at March 06, 2019 04:29 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:29 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2019 04:29 PM (AllCR)
I hate that it has come to the point that I instantly roll my eyes when I hear about it.
That's not right.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 04:29 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 04:29 PM (xfb67)
Getting it up there, too? Its not really sticking here, more turning into slush on the ground but it is getting colder :/ Supposed to help my 83-year old mom grocery shopping tomorrow, which is why I'm being so lazy today. Maybe I can store up some energy. But if it gets icy I dunno
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 04:29 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 04:26 PM (aBj10)
Oh, that is probably what it is.
Posted by: m at March 06, 2019 04:29 PM (Scps5)
Thanks very much
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2019 04:18 PM (AllCR)
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Hillsong's "Mighty To Save" is pretty good.
Posted by: blake - used High Sierra Salesman at March 06, 2019 04:20 PM (qC1Sy)
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Read the email a bit more carefully, email sent.
Posted by: blake - used High Sierra Salesman at March 06, 2019 04:29 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Amy Schumer, Chuck's fat niece at March 06, 2019 04:29 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 04:26 PM (xfb67)
Shark, however, is quite good.
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:29 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 04:30 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 04:27 PM (IxRYM)
The spokemen for Good and Plenty candy and Starkist Tuna have never been seen in the same room at the same time.
Posted by: I like cookies at March 06, 2019 04:30 PM (xxAFD)
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 04:26 PM (aBj10)
Oh, that is probably what it is.
Posted by: m at March 06, 2019 04:29 PM (Scps5)
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But somebody probably should still check his kitchen floor.
Posted by: Axeman at March 06, 2019 04:30 PM (vDqXW)
Dolphin (not mahi, porpoises) are too charismatic to eat unless they taste really good. Which I don't know. Yet.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
If you ever at StarKist in the 70's, you've probably eaten dolphin.
My favorite pet name for my ass is Dolphin.
Posted by: Shep Smith at March 06, 2019 04:30 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 04:30 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:16 PM (bcbK
For the authors, he's written a book called ' No one wants to read your shit - why and what you can do about it'
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 06, 2019 04:30 PM (zO1cf)
That's fishism, and that's not who we are.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2019 04:30 PM (Ct55T)
.........
Probably not, Sea World made a decent offer.
Posted by: wth at March 06, 2019 04:30 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:23 PM
At what point do the jokes start repeating?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 04:24 PM
At what point do the jokes start repeating?
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 06, 2019 04:26 PM
Cue: Jonah Goldberg
Posted by: Hands at March 06, 2019 04:30 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 04:29 PM (xfb67)
That's a reasonably valid point.
Now, where to find one.......
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:30 PM (IXZGh)
And you people think there are only two genders.
Posted by: An Observation
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Damn it, just busted out laughing and have tears in my eye. You guys are killing it.
Almost like yesterday when someone said "what does Anna Navarro call her husband" and the reply was "her dad".. Just busted out laughing.
Gawd this place is worth the price of admission for the humor alone.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 06, 2019 04:30 PM (ZgjWN)
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 04:28 PM (gLMhO)
How would one tell?
Posted by: golfman at March 06, 2019 04:30 PM (OE84+)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 04:31 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Wicked, Wicked Eris at March 06, 2019 04:31 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at March 06, 2019 04:31 PM (hfGW2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2019 04:31 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Sponge
I've had shark tacos. Honestly. Tastes like white meat chicken.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 04:31 PM (IxRYM)
I wonder if they're having a big ole staff meeting?
Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 06, 2019 04:31 PM (d8iVQ)
That's usually Ray or Skate.
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 04:31 PM (aBj10)
Posted by: Ladyl
It was really good last week, when we were together on vacation.
It's lousy this week because I am at work in Columbus, and Shibumi is at home in Michigan.
But we will see each other this weekend.
Yay! Gotta sell this house someday soon....
Posted by: Amy Schumer, Chuck's fat niece at March 06, 2019 04:31 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2019 04:31 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 04:15 PM (X12/X)
AND now we're here ALLLLL night....
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 06, 2019 04:31 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 04:32 PM (gLMhO)
I'm in the same place and I wonder sometimes if that wasn't the goal of the #MeToo thing, to inundate the world so people just get tired of it and stop caring.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 04:32 PM (39g3+)
or will she have to metoo#
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 04:28 PM (gLMhO)
Wait. I thought she said she wasn't going to make herself fuckable anymore.
Who took one for the team that NO ONE wants to be on?
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:32 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 04:32 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: David Corn at March 06, 2019 04:32 PM (7PCYH)
whaaaat?
Sidebar content new. Maybe Ace is so busy checking Rotten Tomatoes that he's forgotten all about his own content.
Posted by: Hands at March 06, 2019 04:28 PM (786Ro)
The sidebar content isn't new since he last posted.
Posted by: m at March 06, 2019 04:32 PM (Scps5)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 06, 2019 04:32 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 04:27 PM (IxRYM)
And it's never tasted as good since they took the dolphin out of it.
Posted by: LGoPs at March 06, 2019 04:32 PM (S4VYa)
Posted by: Buggs B at March 06, 2019 04:32 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 06, 2019 04:32 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 06, 2019 04:32 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Ladyl
It was really good last week, when we were together on vacation.
It's lousy this week because I am at work in Columbus, and Shibumi is at home in Michigan.
But we will see each other this weekend.
Yay! Gotta sell this house someday soon....
And keep Amy Schumer off my computer!!!!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at March 06, 2019 04:32 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 04:27 PM (xfb67)
How do you know you'll be good?
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:28 PM (IXZGh)
*plucks ukulele*
yeah, thats not a requirement.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 04:32 PM (9oE3U)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:16 PM (bcbK
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Another fan of "War of Art"! One of the most inspiring, funny books out there.
Posted by: Wicked, Wicked Eris at March 06, 2019 04:32 PM (kQs4Y)
half a f*ck about the rest of the can being full of TUNA.
That's fishism, and that's not who we are.
543
Who mourns the soft shell crabs?
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 04:32 PM (LL1Be)
1325 Are we orphans at this point?
Posted by: Wicked, Wicked Eris at March 06, 2019 04:31 PM (kQs4Y)
I call "dibs" on his shelves!
'Cause I always was his favorite!
Posted by: B-laser at March 06, 2019 04:33 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 04:33 PM (aBj10)
I'm in the same place and I wonder sometimes if that wasn't the goal of the #MeToo thing, to inundate the world so people just get tired of it and stop caring.
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That's precisely why we had Blasey Ford. Too many male Dems were getting axed.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 04:33 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 04:33 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Burger Chef at March 06, 2019 04:33 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:16 PM (bcbK
For the authors, he's written a book called ' No one wants to read your shit - why and what you can do about it'
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 06, 2019 04:30 PM (zO1cf)
That one I don't have....yet.
His 'War of Art' was eye opening to me about breaking past mental blocks. I mean, I still haven't fucking submitted a story in two years at this point, but it was a good book.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:33 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2019 04:25 PM (AllCR)
Yeah, i picked the wrong genre. but its all I know. ya gotta play what ya feel.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 06, 2019 04:28 PM (9oE3U)
I dunno.
Grass skirts. Bubbling cauldrons. I think a ukulele could set the mood pretty well...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2019 04:33 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at March 06, 2019 04:33 PM (9AcAx)
Yeah I was in school when that whole thing hit and I was completely baffled. You're angry that one fish is being killed while collecting other fish to make sandwiches with? Huh???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 04:33 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 04:33 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: Drer Brererd at March 06, 2019 04:33 PM (vtd+q)
Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2019 04:33 PM (BXMxN)
Hey there, Fenelon. Thanks for including me and B'Gal on the Prayer List once again. All are greatly appreciated.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 06, 2019 04:33 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:34 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:34 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: golfman at March 06, 2019 04:34 PM (OE84+)
Hogfish is where it's at...un;ess you are on the West Coast, then you have to settle for Ling Cod and Salmon.
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 04:34 PM (aBj10)
Posted by: Buggs B at March 06, 2019 04:34 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: wth at March 06, 2019 04:34 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: mikeyG at March 06, 2019 04:34 PM (LL1Be)
Maybe Goldberg and Hayes should consider that name for their joint publication.
Posted by: Fritz at March 06, 2019 04:34 PM (wxZSX)
or will she have to metoo#
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2019 04:28 PM (gLMhO)
Wait. I thought she said she wasn't going to make herself fuckable anymore.
Who took one for the team that NO ONE wants to be on?
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:32 PM (IXZGh)
Oh God...the things I've seen...the things I've done...
*shudders*
Posted by: Turkey baster at March 06, 2019 04:34 PM (tcQdP)
Who took one for the team that NO ONE wants to be on?
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 04:32 PM (IXZGh)
Alien turkey baster, for times when there are just some things an American turkey baster won't do.
Posted by: I like cookies at March 06, 2019 04:34 PM (xxAFD)
I had monkfish once at a fancy restaurant. Totally not what I expected.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 04:33 PM (xfb67)
0.0% Monk, huh. You'd think Monks wouldn't lie.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 04:35 PM (t6MX/)
'pends on the shark, 'pends on the whale.
Mako is good enough that they used to sell it as swordfish. Blue shark is so full of amonia that it's said to be inedible.
(I was going to try to see if blue shark could be eaten once but I got arrested on the way home and it ended up being inedible for other reasons).
I have a friend who's eaten whale. He like it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 06, 2019 04:35 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 04:32 PM (2LelM)
I think you guys over there just found your band name.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2019 04:35 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Ladyl
It was really good last week, when we were together on vacation.
It's lousy this week because I am at work in Columbus, and Shibumi is at home in Michigan.
But we will see each other this weekend.
Yay! Gotta sell this house someday soon....
Posted by: Amy Schumer, Chuck's fat niece at March 06, 2019 04:31 PM (vcOmj)
Unfortunate sock.
Posted by: m at March 06, 2019 04:35 PM (Scps5)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at March 06, 2019 04:32 PM (vcOmj)
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Computers aren't designed for that much weight!
Posted by: blake - used High Sierra Salesman at March 06, 2019 04:36 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2019 04:36 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at March 06, 2019 04:36 PM (XJktg)
Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman
AND now we're here ALLLLL night....
Posted by: SturmToddler
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A vacuum cleaner?
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 06, 2019 04:36 PM (ZgjWN)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 04:26 PM (xfb67)
Well, you ain't no friggin' peach either, Jonah.
Posted by: The Whale at March 06, 2019 04:37 PM (mUa7G)
I doubt we could have made it to 2K without casualties
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2019 04:36 PM (BbGew)
1000 is now 999, and all he has is memories of past glory.
Posted by: I like cookies at March 06, 2019 04:37 PM (xxAFD)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 06, 2019 04:37 PM (ZgjWN)
Gonna be tough selling that one to Christian teens
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 04:38 PM (39g3+)
Lot of great quotes in War of Art.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 06, 2019 04:39 PM (zO1cf)
Posted by: David Cornhole at March 06, 2019 04:40 PM (X+eRS)
Posted by: m at March 06, 2019 04:41 PM (Scps5)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:06 PM (bcbK
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Yeah, name the guy.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 06, 2019 04:42 PM (Rxduq)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 06, 2019 04:43 PM (uquGJ)
Posted by: LGoPs at March 06, 2019 04:44 PM (S4VYa)
Posted by: LGoPs at March 06, 2019 04:44 PM (S4VYa)
Posted by: Chris M at March 06, 2019 04:47 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Caliban at March 06, 2019 04:48 PM (qEujL)
Posted by: m at March 06, 2019 04:50 PM (Scps5)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 04:06 PM (bcbK
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Yeah, name the guy.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 06, 2019 04:42 PM (Rxduq)
And go to court. Claiming "it's that guy" ain't beanbag.
Posted by: m at March 06, 2019 04:51 PM (Scps5)
Posted by: m at March 06, 2019 04:52 PM (Scps5)
Oh noes! Some deplorable placed a tiny Trump supporter in my toilet tank!! Call the authorities!!
...Ooops, never mind. It's just the Tidy-Bowl man.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 06, 2019 04:55 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 02:37 PM (ymnmz)
The Leftards seem to think it s a good thing to turn every airplane they are on into a target-rich environment.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2019 04:55 PM (nPGq2)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 04:26 PM (xfb67)
Well, you have to use meat from a freshly-killed one, not a dead one that washed up on some beach.
I have had fresh whale, and it was right tasty, if you like how liver tastes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2019 06:07 PM (nPGq2)
I...don't think I want to know the answer to this question.
Posted by: T.J. at March 06, 2019 06:48 PM (Y3Q3r)
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