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You're Not Going to Believe This, But NeverTrumpers Are Babbling to Each Other on Twitter
This article is amusing: "The Bulwark" is the Methadone Clinic for NeverTrumpers.
Some tweets from the Twitter Based Life Forms below. Update: Cucks gonna cuck. Are we supposed to be scandalized by this?Note to @SykesCharlie, @JVLast, @JimSwiftDC, @EggerDC, @SarahLongwell25:
— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) February 28, 2019
I'll be tied up a bit tomorrow afternoon at a secret globalist rendezvous, so could we move the cocktail party back to 5:30 pm? Please do let the servers know, I'd hate for the canapes not to be fresh...
WK https://t.co/VdUMywPlcY
I’m here at Brown U. Meeting with students, giving a talk, Q & A, mix-and-mingle, dinner with students and faculty. No cocktail party! 😢 https://t.co/VdUMywPlcY
— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) February 28, 2019
There’s news.
— David French (@DavidAFrench) February 28, 2019
There’s fake news.
Then there’s the absolute premium-grade BS I’m reading on MAGA Twitter and elsewhere claiming that @JonahNRO was pushed out of NR. Completely, totally false.
We’re sad for us but happy for him as he takes on a new challenge. That’s the truth.
Wow, so a certain website that refers to everyone as a cuck or soy boy was wrong?
— Jane Coaston (@cjane87) February 28, 2019
next you'll tell me he doesn't actually run a cuckshed
— Alex Griswold (@HashtagGriswold) February 28, 2019
Trump enjoys 90% approval ratings among the GOP base. 95% of media outlets are Trump-skeptic or Trump-haters. What the hell is the market for this? https://t.co/Dn17L5wvWc
— Chris Barron (@ChrisRBarron) February 28, 2019
Or as he’s now known, Mr. Ana Navarro.
— Lisa De Pasquale (@LisaDeP) February 28, 2019
Left-wing CNN analyst Van Jones: “Here’s the deal: the conservative movement in this country...is now the leader on this issue of [criminal justice] reform”
— Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) February 28, 2019
“Take some dadgum credit for being smart. Take some dadgum credit for getting it right.” pic.twitter.com/bOCQbfRt25
* Joke credit: Infinite Elgintensity. That's one of my favorite jokes. And see, I credit it every time. Not just when I feel like crediting it.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2019 04:38 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2019 04:39 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 28, 2019 04:40 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 28, 2019 04:40 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: lin-duh at February 28, 2019 04:40 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2019 04:40 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 28, 2019 04:40 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2019 04:41 PM (ZMWtN)
Posted by: fixerupper at February 28, 2019 04:42 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Yo! Paying Trumps Ho payments since 1991 at February 28, 2019 04:42 PM (itQrl)
"Why My Wife and I Decided to Abort Our Unborn Gay Son"
https://tinyurl.com/y5yld2k3
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 28, 2019 04:42 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 28, 2019 04:42 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: Yo! Paying Trumps Ho payments since 1991 at February 28, 2019 04:42 PM (itQrl)
or maybe just appeal to a return to normalcy, led by the normies?
Posted by: illiniwek at February 28, 2019 04:42 PM (Cus5s)
Regardless, I am not sure what is irony and what isn't. Is Kristol actually at Brown rubbing elbows with ivy-leaguers at mix-and-mingle? If he is, does he not see that this is that same kind of thing even if it isn't a genuine beltway cocktail party? That this would be the same "I'm in the club with [academics|intellectuals|politicians|etc.] and am much better than you droolers" thing?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 28, 2019 04:43 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: JackStraw Freud at February 28, 2019 04:43 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Conqueror of All Foes Cheese at February 28, 2019 04:43 PM (9m9TT)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 28, 2019 04:43 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 28, 2019 04:43 PM (W+vEI)
That's KINDA like a scone. No?
...
I dunno. I think it's just a hors d'ouveur.
I know in french it actually means "couch" so I guess it's one thing with its fat ass on another thing.
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2019 04:43 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Yo! Paying Trumps Ho payments since 1991 at February 28, 2019 04:43 PM (itQrl)
Posted by: Anachronda at February 28, 2019 04:43 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 28, 2019 04:43 PM (2LelM)
Maybe their wives like being bent over couches.
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2019 04:43 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 28, 2019 04:44 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Jessica Goldberg's Strapping Volcano of Man-Love at February 28, 2019 04:44 PM (pPQeR)
Posted by: Inogame at February 28, 2019 04:44 PM (ySZHT)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at February 28, 2019 04:44 PM (uGHnY)
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2019 04:44 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 28, 2019 04:44 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2019 04:45 PM (vQSQ7)
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst at February 28, 2019 04:45 PM (lJDJ/)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 28, 2019 04:43 PM (YslsA)
They better have a really good story for when they end up in the ER after that. Those people have heard 'em all.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 28, 2019 04:45 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2019 04:45 PM (BXMxN)
A fat Never Trumper named Jonah
(Who's trying to find a new donor)
Proves sometimes a cigar
ISN'T just a cigar;
But shows he can't summon a boner.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 28, 2019 04:45 PM (VaN/j)
Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2019 04:45 PM (vQSQ7)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 28, 2019 04:45 PM (NFEMn)
I don't know that they have the energy to be cucks.
I mostly never heard of these losers and now that I have, I regret my education.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at February 28, 2019 04:46 PM (vVLnV)
it well it's usually not soi boy. If you're going with soi, it would be soi boi.
I think it's a regionalism, like "grinder" or "hoagie."
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2019 04:46 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 28, 2019 04:46 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2019 04:46 PM (/tuJf)
Makes me proud to know y'all.
On the other hand, I never write soy boy. It's always soi boi.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 28, 2019 04:46 PM (fuK7c)
these Boomers don't know from Reddit
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2019 04:46 PM (PbpT7)
If Jonah decided to leave voluntarily, I'd think that he'd already have his new gig arranged. The financing, the name, the website, the slate of writers etc, all still up in the air.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 28, 2019 04:46 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 28, 2019 04:46 PM (BWL+E)
39 >>>34 Is it soy boy or soi boy?
it well it's usually not soi boy. If you're going with soi, it would be soi boi.
I think it's a regionalism, like "grinder" or "hoagie."
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Or wedge.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 28, 2019 04:47 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: JackStraw Freud at February 28, 2019 04:43 PM (/tuJf)
Phallic symbol, perhaps?
Posted by: antisocialist at February 28, 2019 04:47 PM (2shuf)
*Important*
re: Orange Man Bad vid above
Turn On CC (captions) and look at captions at around :23 mark. It's hilarious!
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst at February 28, 2019 04:47 PM (lJDJ/)
bien vu
(As we're putting on airs: that means "well-spotted.")
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2019 04:47 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Yo! Paying Trumps Ho payments since 1991 at February 28, 2019 04:47 PM (itQrl)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 28, 2019 04:47 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 28, 2019 04:47 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at February 28, 2019 04:47 PM (d8iVQ)
Also have seen articles about how Trump appointees are excluded form most social activity, even dating, by DC locals.
So . . . tell me again why the "cocktail party" comments aren't a valid shorthand for being connected into the DC social circuit?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 28, 2019 04:47 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Yo! Paying Trumps Ho payments since 1991 at February 28, 2019 04:47 PM (itQrl)
Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2019 04:48 PM (vQSQ7)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 28, 2019 04:48 PM (xfb67)
46
39 >>>34 Is it soy boy or soi boy?
it well it's usually not soi boy. If you're going with soi, it would be soi boi.
I think it's a regionalism, like "grinder" or "hoagie."
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Or wedge.
or porkins.
Posted by: Red Leader Standing By at February 28, 2019 04:48 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2019 04:48 PM (PbpT7)
You should make it happen, boss. Rent them out to these guys. Everyone wins*
*Not true, these cucks lose. They always lose. Forever, in every way.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 28, 2019 04:49 PM (bcbK8)
If he were so stupid and wrong and mistaken, why wouldn't they just ignore him? If ace is so old fashioned with his "blog" and stuff, why care what he says?
Its almost as if what ace says really hits home, hard, and they feel ... I dunno, guilty? Troubled?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2019 04:49 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Chris Burrous at February 28, 2019 04:49 PM (4KIAS)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 28, 2019 04:49 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Chris Steirwalt at February 28, 2019 04:49 PM (vQSQ7)
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 28, 2019 04:49 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2019 04:49 PM (PbpT7)
And after yesterday's sidebar you went to "couch" and not from thence to sex jokes?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 28, 2019 04:50 PM (fuK7c)
(As we're putting on airs: that means "well-spotted.")
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2019 04:47 PM (PbpT7)
+++++++++++
Thanks! I am glad I'm not completely insane
I don't like not being able to figure out if they're hopelessly tone-deaf or if they have mastered the subtle troll.Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 28, 2019 04:50 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 28, 2019 04:50 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2019 04:50 PM (w54mS)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 28, 2019 04:50 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2019 04:49 PM (39g3+)
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Impotent?
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 28, 2019 04:50 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 28, 2019 04:50 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 28, 2019 04:50 PM (t0Z53)
Posted by: pep at February 28, 2019 04:50 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Chris Burrous at February 28, 2019 04:50 PM (4KIAS)
Posted by: Seth Mandel at February 28, 2019 04:50 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 28, 2019 04:51 PM (wYseH)
Yeah, its a sign of defensiveness when you take issue with a technical detail rather than the point being made. Either that or an inability to deal with the main point. Happens a lot online though, or arguing with small minds.
"President Trump is the best conservative president we've had since Calvin Coolidge drove a Ford!"
"Ha! Coolidge didn't drive a Ford, your whole point is in error!" *extended dissertation on cars, Coolidge, and how this proves you're totally wrong*
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2019 04:51 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Rocketeer at February 28, 2019 04:51 PM (fqNhC)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 28, 2019 04:51 PM (Vd8xB)
Posted by: Secular Blasphemy at February 28, 2019 04:52 PM (DUynq)
The place has to run on a loss anyway, so good luck finding rich Trump-hating conservatives willing to write checks for such a stupid exercise.
Posted by: Blago at February 28, 2019 04:52 PM (UfkIY)
tbh, I want him to cancel elections and declare himself Emperor. Just for the lulz.
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2019 04:52 PM (PbpT7)
Bloody good job, Mate!
Posted by: OldDominionMom
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ISWYDT!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2019 04:52 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Eromero at February 28, 2019 04:52 PM (zLDYs)
I think that JackStraw Freud has some deep seated repressions that need to be squeezed an inch or too further back.
Posted by: Sigmoid Fraud at February 28, 2019 04:53 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: Hikaru at February 28, 2019 04:53 PM (pkvO1)
Posted by: Ted K at February 28, 2019 04:53 PM (FJYfm)
I mean, one must certainly feel a decreased sense of vigor and somewhat flaccid while watching the gardener pleasure his wife- and her rother enjoying it, old chap.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 28, 2019 04:53 PM (VpIIl)
I just wanted to say, akin.
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 28, 2019 04:53 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2019 04:52 PM (PbpT7)
lol... imagine the ferocity of their twitters after that... certainly they'd do nothing about it that mattered.
Posted by: Inogame at February 28, 2019 04:54 PM (ySZHT)
I think it would be hard to argue that Jonah is the face of NR at this point. I'm really not sure who else they think swings a big enough cigar to keep the thing funded. I'm in the minority in that I like Kevin Williamson, but he's clearly amenable to a change of scenery as well.
Posted by: pep at February 28, 2019 04:54 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 28, 2019 04:49 PM (bcbK
A cuckshed is something angry, weak, slightly moist gentlecucks
Cuckshead is a spit with a picturesque lighthouse off the coast of Nova Scotia.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 28, 2019 04:54 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Ted K at February 28, 2019 04:53 PM (FJYfm)
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We are simpatico.
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 28, 2019 04:54 PM (jUVms)
yeah I know. I also have nothing against leather jackets. It's just they do this a lot. They're always posing with a cigar and maybe a glass of port or something.
I have nothing against these things, just like I don't have anything against, say, Pabst Blue Ribbon.
It's the affectation and cultural-tribal signalling, the totemic quality of these things, that I find absurd and actually almost repulsive.
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2019 04:54 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 28, 2019 04:54 PM (VpIIl)
...
Yeah, its a sign of defensiveness when you take issue with a technical detail rather than the point being made. Either that or an inability to deal with the main point. Happens a lot online though, or arguing with small minds.
"President Trump is the best conservative president we've had since Calvin Coolidge drove a Ford!"
"Ha! Coolidge didn't drive a Ford, your whole point is in error!" *extended dissertation on cars, Coolidge, and how this proves you're totally wrong*
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2019 04:51 PM (39g3+)
++++++++++++
My favorite one of these was "Trump lied about the wall!!!! He said during the campaign that it was going to be made out of concrete, and now he says it'll be made out of steal! Such a liar!"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 28, 2019 04:54 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: SophieRo at February 28, 2019 04:54 PM (fxwjb)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 28, 2019 04:54 PM (YslsA)
Swiped and posted in response to Kristol
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2019 04:54 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: EMT at February 28, 2019 04:55 PM (tt+6E)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 28, 2019 04:51 PM (Vd8xB)
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I know. The moment Trump got elected, Jonah went from well-dressed and well-groomed to a total mess.
If he continues much longer like this, I'm gonna see him under I-25, swilling Cisco out of a brandy snifter, while he holds forth to the other hobos about the importance of civility when you fight for a panhandling corner.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 28, 2019 04:55 PM (D1ZYA)
Posted by: Yo! Paying Trumps Ho payments since 1991 at February 28, 2019 04:55 PM (itQrl)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 28, 2019 04:55 PM (gC2IV)
the totemic quality of these things, that I find absurd and actually
almost repulsive.
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2019 04:54 PM (PbpT7)
That has kind of a Holden Caufield vibe to it.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 28, 2019 04:55 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 28, 2019 04:55 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: ShainS -- 2020 Dem candidate promising free hookers and blow to all! at February 28, 2019 04:55 PM (MDcrS)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 28, 2019 04:55 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: gp at February 28, 2019 04:55 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2019 04:56 PM (PA57R)
Posted by: pep at February 28, 2019 04:56 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 28, 2019 04:56 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 28, 2019 04:56 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 28, 2019 04:56 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 28, 2019 04:56 PM (e+rs5)
So I'm a hypocrite.
But even so, the affectations of the Fake Conservative Caste annoy me as much as the affectations of the Fake Libertarian Caste. And the Soyboy Beta Cuck Hipster Caste.
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2019 04:56 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 28, 2019 04:56 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 28, 2019 04:56 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst at February 28, 2019 04:56 PM (lJDJ/)
yeah I know. I also have nothing against leather jackets. It's just they do this a lot. They're always posing with a cigar and maybe a glass of port or something.
I have nothing against these things, just like I don't have anything against, say, Pabst Blue Ribbon.
It's the affectation and cultural-tribal signalling, the totemic quality of these things, that I find absurd and actually almost repulsive.
Posted by: ace at F
while there is no reason to have a bias against pabst blue ribbon drinkers, the beer itself should be discriminated against on the basis of taste.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2019 04:57 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 28, 2019 04:54 PM (VpIIl)
zombie Chris Burrous: I only wish it were scones
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 28, 2019 04:57 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 28, 2019 04:57 PM (LWu6U)
Jamming in dicks in between sentences? You've noticed that too?
I thought I was the only one. I thought I was taking crazy pills or something!
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2019 04:57 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 28, 2019 04:57 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: EMT at February 28, 2019 04:58 PM (tt+6E)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2019 04:58 PM (PA57R)
Wow! She's hit the big time.
Posted by: N. L. Urker at February 28, 2019 04:58 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 28, 2019 04:58 PM (bcbK8)
Perfectly content to drop and suck up to the big Dems? ... under the table where they hope not to be noticed. But they love the pat on the head from their fellow Dem donors, while they trash talk the real conservatives.
Really, just what is their role at the cocktail party? To help squash the real Republican reform effort, for which they demand establishment praise, but are really the turncoats.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 28, 2019 04:58 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 28, 2019 04:58 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 28, 2019 04:58 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 28, 2019 04:58 PM (0OmEj)
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Tru Con == Cigar Snob for 20 years. It is SO obviously an affectation, it's embarrassing. Then there's the bow-tie affectation (over now, I guess,) and the Baseball Connoisseur affectation, as with Nicholas "Spit On The Cross" Frankovich. Poseurs, all of em.
Posted by: gp at February 28, 2019 04:55 PM (mk9aG)
++++++++
The bowtie thing had to go - it's like wearing a sign.
But are they trying to make me go insane? I like baseball non-ironically. Am I going to have to drop "but I'm not an unaccomplished putative consverative cuck elitist or anything" into conversations now?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 28, 2019 04:58 PM (I2dne)
Those who disagree, suck cock by choice.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2019 04:56 PM (PA57R)
Find: ">"
Replace with: "+"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 28, 2019 04:58 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst at February 28, 2019 04:58 PM (lJDJ/)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 28, 2019 04:57 PM (gC2IV)
Every story needs loathsome weasels.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 28, 2019 04:58 PM (t6MX/)
She was referring to Al Cardenas as Mr. Ana Navarro because he is engaged to Ana Navarro (had to look it up - never heard of him). It was not an insult directed at Matt Schlapp.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_Cardenas
Posted by: Lizzy at February 28, 2019 04:58 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: MacGyver at February 28, 2019 04:59 PM (vQSQ7)
Posted by: Inogame at February 28, 2019 04:59 PM (ySZHT)
Posted by: Neil Diamond at February 28, 2019 04:59 PM (vQSQ7)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 28, 2019 04:59 PM (VpIIl)
Those who disagree, suck cock by choice.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at F
you have that wrong. you are right about brownies, they are for people that are too lazy and or untalented to make tortes and cookies. however, cobbler, is simply pie for people without the skills to make crust.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2019 04:59 PM (MTjB1)
Jonah's a real stuttering fuck. He also does this thing I love where he gets all upset. His vocal cords constrict and he begins almost squealing, going up an octave, in distress.
I love this because I take this as a sign of great physical distress.
Oh, and then he posts about being a "Happy Warrior." Oh yeah, you can always tell a Happy Warrior by the way their vocal cords constrict like they're being tuned by the Devil.
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2019 04:59 PM (PbpT7)
The place has to run on a loss anyway, so good luck finding rich Trump-hating conservatives willing to write checks for such a stupid exercise.
Posted by: Blago
.............
Their website traffic is way down. 13 million a year ago, 9.4 now.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 28, 2019 04:59 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Eromero at February 28, 2019 05:00 PM (zLDYs)
With shit tons of Fringe.
...
tbh i wish i could pull that off.
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2019 05:00 PM (PbpT7)
These guys make opera queens look serious.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 28, 2019 04:46 PM (BWL+E)
Are you saying Abigail's aren't serious?
Posted by: Eeyore at February 28, 2019 05:00 PM (VaN/j)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 28, 2019 05:00 PM (ODaO0)
It hides the taste of spooge soaked cupcake.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 28, 2019 05:00 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2019 05:00 PM (vQSQ7)
And it probably is paying more than most of us here make.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 28, 2019 05:00 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 28, 2019 05:00 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Kill Blinton, Ciggy Aficionado at February 28, 2019 05:00 PM (oZ6kz)
You started smoking at 9? Wow, I thought I was young at 11. I haven't smoked in over 20 years, quit when I was 9.
Posted by: lin-duh at February 28, 2019 05:00 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2019 05:00 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 28, 2019 05:01 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2019 05:01 PM (PbpT7)
h, and then he posts about being a "Happy Warrior." Oh yeah, you can always tell a Happy Warrior by the way their vocal cords constrict like they're being tuned by the Devil.
Yes, lots of Happy Warriors shriek when they explain issues.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst at February 28, 2019 05:01 PM (lJDJ/)
I actually like the smell of pipe tobacco. Especially cherry scented. I
would mind picking some up but the wife would be death on the idea.
I smoked a pipe for a few years after I got out of college. Sure, it was partly and affectation, but it's also a socially acceptable adult pacifier. I had to give it up because breathing, but I still miss that smell.
Posted by: pep at February 28, 2019 05:01 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Neil Diamond at February 28, 2019 04:59 PM (vQSQ7)
A chess thread reference. Well done
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 28, 2019 05:01 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 28, 2019 05:01 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2019 04:45 PM (vQSQ7)
Jasper does for sure...
dana p.
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 28, 2019 05:01 PM (8D42x)
You started smoking at 9? Wow, I thought I was young at 11. I haven't smoked in over 20 years, quit when I was 9.
nah just trying to keep the chronology straight with my claim of being 29
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2019 05:01 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 28, 2019 04:49 PM (bcbK
A cuckshed is something angry, weak, slightly moist gentlecucks buildhave built in the back yard.
Cuckshead is a spit with a picturesque lighthouse off the coast of Nova Scotia.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 28, 2019 04:54 PM (t+qrx)
I stand corrected.
Anyone willing to endure living in Nova Scotia deserves at least some respect.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 28, 2019 05:01 PM (bcbK8)
Those who disagree, suck cock by choice.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2019 04:56 PM (PA57R)
If you're not sitting on the floor of the pantry eating pie filling straight out of the can with your hands and chasing it with Betty Crocker frosting, I'm not sure we can find any common ground here.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 28, 2019 05:01 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 28, 2019 05:02 PM (ODaO0)
The place has to run on a loss anyway, so good luck finding rich Trump-hating conservatives willing to write checks for such a stupid exercise.
Posted by: Blago at February 28, 2019 04:52 PM (UfkIY)
+++++++++++
I subscribed once upon a time (this century, though not recently). I still get spam from them. They have been trying to lure me back aggressively over the past 12 months. The offers they E-Mail to me have dropped from just $115/year (I think) at the beginning of 2018 to $50/year by the end of 2018.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 28, 2019 05:02 PM (I2dne)
Does NRO stool exist?
Posted by: Yo! Paying Trumps Ho payments since 1991 at February 28, 2019 04:47 PM (itQrl)
Good question. And it provides the answer we were all waiting for. Jonah's new site will be called "The Outhouse."
Posted by: Eeyore at February 28, 2019 05:02 PM (VaN/j)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 28, 2019 05:02 PM (VpIIl)
And it works.
Wear anything incredibly stupid, but do it with confidence and women will beeline to you to comment on it.
Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2019 05:02 PM (vQSQ7)
he sounds like a douchebag of epic proportions
hence, my earlier newsletter name
The Cucktail
Posted by: ??? at February 28, 2019 05:02 PM (OKeCc)
they seem to have a LOT of cigar bars there
plus the "oral fixation" natch
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 28, 2019 05:02 PM (Rarvo)
who knows. I hope she's not implying something.
Posted by: ace"
She was insulting Al Cardenas and Ana Navarro. Like all good people should do.
Posted by: Benji Carver at February 28, 2019 05:02 PM (OD2ni)
if I could, I would.
If I could get away dressing like the villain in a Derek Flynt movie, I totally would.
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2019 05:02 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 28, 2019 05:02 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 28, 2019 05:03 PM (uDcBt)
Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2019 05:03 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Shortie Gitlowe at February 28, 2019 05:03 PM (aY6pv)
Posted by: ??? at February 28, 2019 05:03 PM (OKeCc)
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That guy was the fuckin' king of shysters. He may actually not have a soul.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 28, 2019 05:03 PM (D1ZYA)
Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2019 05:03 PM (BXMxN)
Those who disagree, suck cock by choice.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2019 04:56 PM (PA57R)
Cobbler > Brownies > Cake > Pie
If ice cream is added , Pie jumps up to 2nd.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 28, 2019 05:03 PM (ODaO0)
It is odd, eh?
90+% approval from Republicans yet ALL the "Republicans" on Fake News' panels are anti-Trump.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst at February 28, 2019 05:03 PM (lJDJ/)
Posted by: ??? at February 28, 2019 05:04 PM (OKeCc)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 28, 2019 05:04 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 28, 2019 05:04 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: DaveA at February 28, 2019 05:04 PM (FhXTo)
Yeah the cigars are definitely an affectation. My dad had me smoking them around my Bar Mitzvah and I would still occasionally do so at celebrations but I never became a real fan. Haven't had one in about 3 years, I'd say.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 28, 2019 05:04 PM (oZ6kz)
Sales of punch go down till the turd is removed ... even then, they're gonna need a new punch bowl at the least, and who would trust the group that thought turd punch would sell like hotcakes?
Posted by: illiniwek at February 28, 2019 05:04 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: ??? at February 28, 2019 05:04 PM (OKeCc)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 28, 2019 05:04 PM (VpIIl)
but it was HARRRRD
I was a smoker, regular smoker, also the occasional trendy 90s cigar, but still. couldn't get the pipe thing down
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 28, 2019 05:04 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: ace
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Me too, that's why my math is wonky. Totally not because I cant do it.
Posted by: lin-duh at February 28, 2019 05:04 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2019 05:04 PM (vQSQ7)
It sure seems like Goldberg was pushed... this idea of his and Hayes has no funding yet and is half-baked.
Who exactly is their target audience, George Will?
Posted by: pep at February 28, 2019 05:05 PM (T6t7i)
I love the time I was hanging outside a South Street Philly club in a leather jacket and the local Philly rag took my pic and labelled me as a 'tough' that was gonna beat up everybody in the hood. My wife was similarly dressed.
A suburban businessperson and a Catholic schoolteacher. I shoulda sued their asses into tomorrow.
The fvcking media in this country is a sorry joke.
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 28, 2019 05:05 PM (jYje5)
90+% approval from Republicans yet ALL the "Republicans" on Fake News' panels are anti-Trump.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst at February 28, 2019 05:03 PM (lJDJ/)
+++++++++++++
I don't wanna imply anything, but it's *almost* like the self-anointed intellectual class is just a closed off, ivory tower circle jerk.
Almost.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 28, 2019 05:05 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Hikaru at February 28, 2019 05:05 PM (pkvO1)
Posted by: "To Serve Man" aliens at February 28, 2019 05:05 PM (so+oy)
Oh that's so wrong. Leather jackets break the wind like nothing else. If it's cold you wear a wool sweater underneath and you get the B-17 waist gunner look.
And they don't wear out. I have one that I got in 1987 which means -- counts on fingers -- is from before all of you were born.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 28, 2019 05:05 PM (fuK7c)
And it works.
Wear anything incredibly stupid, but do it with confidence and women will beeline to you to comment on it.
Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2019 05:02 PM (vQSQ7)
Can confirm.
I am a large mammal. If I am dressed up and then toss on a saucy woman's scar or the like, it really does get positive attention.
And if not, well, I carry a gun or two.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 28, 2019 05:05 PM (bcbK8)
can I just say I love that, and I love you for pointing it out.
I mean, I haven't seen so many floppy gunts outside of a Fat Acceptance convention.
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2019 05:05 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 28, 2019 05:05 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 28, 2019 05:06 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: illiniwek
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This brings up a technical question: If you are selling hotcakes, and they are really selling well, would you say they are selling like....
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 28, 2019 05:06 PM (YslsA)
and he still is! I couldn't believe it when I saw him on Kennedy a week or so ago.
...
Posted by: ??? at February 28, 2019 05:06 PM (OKeCc)
Posted by: garrett"
I love that scene in Toy Story 3 when they are destroying Ken's wardrobe to get him to spill the benas on the baddies. He cracks when they get to the Nehru jacket. "No, not the Nehru jacket, I'll talk."
Posted by: Benji Carver at February 28, 2019 05:06 PM (OD2ni)
*giggles*
Posted by: David French at February 28, 2019 05:06 PM (/9vg3)
Boy! Fetch my spats.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2019 05:06 PM (PA57R)
Posted by: Yo! Paying Trumps Ho payments since 1991 at February 28, 2019 05:06 PM (itQrl)
Posted by: irright at February 28, 2019 05:06 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 28, 2019 05:06 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 28, 2019 05:06 PM (RD7QR)
It sure seems like Goldberg was pushed... this idea of his and Hayes has no funding yet and is half-baked.
Who exactly is their target audience, George Will?
Posted by: pep at February 28, 2019 05:05 PM (T6t7i)
Well, George really does like 'cigars'...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 28, 2019 05:06 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: illiniwek at February 28, 2019 05:04 PM (Cus5s)
"Hey, some asshole poured a sweet, sugary liquid into our turd bowl!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 28, 2019 05:06 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2019 05:03 PM (BXMxN)
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Well they have to eat pretty much constantly to generate subject matter for the ceaseless Twitter fights about snack foods.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 28, 2019 05:06 PM (D1ZYA)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2019 05:06 PM (aKsyK)
he was always fat. But then he got weak and stupid.
Fat, weak, and stupid is no way to go through life, Son.
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2019 05:07 PM (PbpT7)
I assume that they all smoke cigars because a) Buckley (did he smoke cigars), and b) it makes them seem manly.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 28, 2019 05:07 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 28, 2019 05:07 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 28, 2019 05:07 PM (jUVms)
I really need to see this photo!!!
hey better a tough at a South Street club than ... you know, 13th street
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 28, 2019 05:07 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 28, 2019 05:07 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 28, 2019 05:07 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 28, 2019 05:07 PM (HmZuC)
Hmm, depends. Have you ever read, and enjoyed, a George Will baseball article or book?
Posted by: Baking Powder Cartel at February 28, 2019 05:07 PM (mk9aG)
yeah. Not good!
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2019 05:07 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2019 05:07 PM (BbGew)
Hilarious. That's a keeper.
I have this rough conception for a remake that's even cheesier than the original "The Poseidon Adventure," based on an envisioned final National Review cruise. Mona Charon is substituted for Red Buttons, Jay Norlinger for Red Buttons...casting David French and Kevin Williamson requires some character revisions from the original, something angry and devious like Captain Zachary Smith from the original "Lost in Space." (thinking to self, "put down the weed and walk away")
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 28, 2019 05:07 PM (iw59Q)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 28, 2019 05:08 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2019 05:07 PM (PbpT7)"
Fredo was weak and stupid too!
Posted by: Kramer at February 28, 2019 05:08 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 28, 2019 05:08 PM (ODaO0)
It's a pretty funny phenomena.
Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2019 05:08 PM (vQSQ7)
Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2019 05:08 PM (BXMxN)
It is a way to be "cool" like in the old movies and in the photos it gives them something to do with their hands.
They are play acting. Play acting as adults and at being cool. Just as they were play acting at being conservative. This is why I say it is a frat boy thing because I never saw so many children play acting at being an adult as at frat houses (Not to say they are all like that, just most at the schools I went to)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 28, 2019 05:08 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: ??? at February 28, 2019 05:08 PM (OKeCc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 28, 2019 05:08 PM (PkIg+)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 28, 2019 05:07 PM (wCmLp)
++++++++
Bravo.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 28, 2019 05:08 PM (I2dne)
I wish I could pull off that Western/Denver Cowboy look that shyster Gerry Spence used to do on CNN
--------That guy was the fuckin' king of shysters. He may actually not have a soul.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 28, 2019 05:03 PM
When it came to Ruby Ridge he was dead on.
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 28, 2019 05:08 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 28, 2019 05:08 PM (VpIIl)
Oh that's so wrong. Leather jackets break the wind like nothing else. If it's cold you wear a wool sweater underneath and you get the B-17 waist gunner look.
And they don't wear out. I have one that I got in 1987 which means -- counts on fingers -- is from before all of you were born.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at F
nothing looks cooler, however, they are old tech. you get much more use out of a nice gore-tex shell.
so you know, I make this statement as someone whose favorite go-to jacket is a barbour waxed cotton jacket. wear the thing through the coldest weather of the year with nothing more than a wool shirt or sweater underneath. however, it is stupid tech. needs to be rewaxed every year, is water resistant, needs to be patched every year as well.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2019 05:08 PM (MTjB1)
not for me. I need nicotine or anxiety THRU THE ROOF
of course now I don't smoke and haven't for ages
anxiety THRU THE ROOF
so I run. and I hate running
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 28, 2019 05:08 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 28, 2019 05:09 PM (xEDaa)
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 28, 2019 05:09 PM (jUVms)
I've come to speak with you again...
Because a vision softly creeping....
Of my relevance leaving....
And the vision that was planted in my brain...
We're all shitstains....
Within the sound...of Cucksville...
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2019 05:09 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Rose at February 28, 2019 05:09 PM (Ot5t8)
Sometimes a good cigar is the perfect thing to accompany good whiskey.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable.
I also love the smell of cigars, and they are a delight with whiskey. At least that's what I think as they're consumed. It's the next morning, when I sound like Darth Vader, that I decide not to do that anymore.
Posted by: pep at February 28, 2019 05:09 PM (T6t7i)
Sometimes A cigar is just a penis.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 28, 2019 04:58 PM
I do know the difference!
Posted by: Monica L at February 28, 2019 05:10 PM (XKgKh)
I assume that they all smoke cigars because a) Buckley (did he smoke cigars), and b) it makes them seem manly.
...
that last part is weak. True but weak.
There's also this idea that conservatives are too square so they adopt some kind Socially Disapproved Affectation to show they're really bad boys.
I would think sabotaging your publication was Bad Boy Affectation enough, but i guess it's not "visual."
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2019 05:10 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Uncle Buck at February 28, 2019 05:10 PM (ODaO0)
Only if they are Gauloises.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2019 05:10 PM (PA57R)
aw come on she's a dear.
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2019 05:10 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 28, 2019 05:10 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Monica L at February 28, 2019 05:10 PM (XKgKh)
"Why is this cigar bent?"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 28, 2019 05:11 PM (AURKQ)
Yeah, right. Where I work, the last CFO left on a Wednesday, with no advance notice, to "spend more time with his family." But asked to leave? No way! What are you saying?
Posted by: Ted K at February 28, 2019 05:11 PM (FJYfm)
Wear anything incredibly stupid, but do it with confidence and women will beeline to you to comment on it.
Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2019 05:02 PM (vQSQ7)
Can confirm.
I am a large mammal. If I am dressed up and then toss on a saucy woman's scar or the like, it really does get positive attention.
And if not, well, I carry a gun or two.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at F
lol, some minor lothario who I worked with said the secret to his success was wearing women's scents. he would wear a little chanel. his theory was it smelled different when a man wore it but the base scent that women liked was there.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2019 05:11 PM (MTjB1)
Maybe it's a Churchill thing. Or Castro.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 28, 2019 05:11 PM (oZ6kz)
Her comment was mean to them. If you don't know what it means, well, I can't really explain it.
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2019 05:11 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Baking Powder Cartel at February 28, 2019 05:12 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2019 05:12 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 28, 2019 05:12 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 28, 2019 05:12 PM (OKeCc)
Yeah, my guess is that the cigar is meant to show that they're like the hard-bitten, cynical journalists of old, slinging copy on an old Remington and drinking until their livers bloat. As in, yes, it's an affectation.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to
They see themselves as the modern Mencken.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2019 05:12 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg, Thought Leader at February 28, 2019 05:12 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 28, 2019 05:12 PM (Vd8xB)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at the cuckshed at February 28, 2019 05:12 PM (yhf6w)
I really need to see this photo!!!
hey better a tough at a South Street club than ... you know, 13th street
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 28, 2019 05:07 PM
I forget the year. The Hooters had a hit song and were playing a South Street club. Philly Inquirer article. I have it in a scrapbook somewhere around this joint.
I literally laughed my ass off at being labelled a 'young tough' who was harassing South Street locals. Being somewhat north of 29 at the time.
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 28, 2019 05:13 PM (jYje5)
dad had me smoking them around my Bar Mitzvah and I would still
occasionally do so at celebrations but I never became a real fan.
Haven't had one in about 3 years, I'd say.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 28, 2019 05:04 PM (oZ6kz)
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I used to smoke maybe a cigar a month. Only in warm weather and while sitting on my porch or around a campfire.
Then I got a nasty bout of pneumonia and after that I can't stand the smell of the things. That was 13 years ago.
Thing is, I never posed with one, nor do I pose with whiskey bottles or cognac in the snifter.
Affectation is a clear sign of insecurity.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 28, 2019 05:13 PM (cfSRQ)
I have no confidence and actually am recovering from social anxiety which then became full panic. I cannot wear something that would draw attention to myself or I'd melt down.
If I had my way I'd dress as lamp or something.
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2019 05:13 PM (PbpT7)
Oh, those are cool. I haunted eBay for a Barbour for a couple of months but didn't find the deal. I totally need one in order to keep up my affectations.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 28, 2019 05:13 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Billy Crystal, Admiral of the Sea at February 28, 2019 05:13 PM (gmo/4)
Oh, I'm a working class socialist hero, I simply must smoke, it's so European.
Only if they are Gauloises.
Posted by: Grump928(C)
Depends. Is La Vie En Rose playing in the background?
Posted by: pep at February 28, 2019 05:13 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 28, 2019 05:08 PM (jYje5)
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Yep. And he was right about Imelda Marcos as well. But being wrong worked just as well for him. He never let that get in the way.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 28, 2019 05:13 PM (D1ZYA)
Oh, that is because they smell another woman's scent on you...so - You are in.
It's kinda like going out freshly fucked. You need a handler.
Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2019 05:13 PM (vQSQ7)
Posted by: Jussie Smollet's drug problem at February 28, 2019 05:13 PM (BqBId)
I almost wrote bard year, which sounds Shakespearean.
Posted by: N. L. Urker at February 28, 2019 05:13 PM (JgA4k)
Do you know how difficult it is to have a two day growth of beard every day?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2019 05:13 PM (PA57R)
"Why My Wife and I Decided to Abort Our Unborn Gay Son"
https://tinyurl.com/y5yld2k3
- - -
Wow. He went there.
Nailed it.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 28, 2019 05:13 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 28, 2019 05:13 PM (xEDaa)
Posted by: Uncle Buck at February 28, 2019 05:13 PM (ODaO0)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 28, 2019 04:58 PM (0OmEj)
With these soyboys I think "cigarillo" is more accurate.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 28, 2019 05:13 PM (VaN/j)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 28, 2019 05:13 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Shortie Gitlowe at February 28, 2019 05:14 PM (aY6pv)
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2019 05:11 PM (PbpT7)
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Lizzy looked it up, he's (Schlapp) is engaged to Navarro.
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 28, 2019 05:14 PM (jUVms)
I hate that damn cigar. Jonah burned super-bull Miles Long on his bare
ass one night when he was taking close ups and we thought Miles was
going to kill him. Jonah was hopping around like a terrified bunny not
knowing which way to run. A large bull can be very dangerous when
provoked.
Posted by: Bill Kristol at the cuckshed at February 28, 2019 05:12 PM (yhf6w)
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Heh.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 28, 2019 05:14 PM (cfSRQ)
oh it does? oh I thought she was letting out a rumor.
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2019 05:14 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 28, 2019 05:14 PM (VpIIl)
BTW, Ace, if you're still here, good post. You've got them looking over their shoulders now.
Posted by: RI Red at February 28, 2019 05:14 PM (o8Us3)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2019 05:14 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Burger Chef at February 28, 2019 05:14 PM (RuIsu)
There's also this idea that conservatives are too square so they adopt some kind Socially Disapproved Affectation to show they're really bad boys.
I would think sabotaging your publication was Bad Boy Affectation enough, but i guess it's not "visual."
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2019 05:10 PM (PbpT7)
Oh great, now I'm imagining Jonah trying to look like a bad boy while gingerly astride a parked motorcycle and holding a cigar.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 28, 2019 05:14 PM (wCmLp)
That's why Kristol has his avatar in a Buckley pose: he wants people to think of him being the successor.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2019 05:14 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Yo! Paying Trumps Ho payments since 1991 at February 28, 2019 05:14 PM (itQrl)
definitely not! She's #Based.
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2019 05:15 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at February 28, 2019 05:15 PM (pw+jk)
in those days there were no "south street locals"
unless you mean kids from kensington and fishtown
and those guys were really really tough
I used to come in from out west on the train/bus and hang, a little pixie punk from the burbs, probably way too young and it was way too dangerous. my first boyfriend was from fishtown and had a nice blonde mohawk
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 28, 2019 05:15 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2019 05:13 PM (PA57R)
I used to use a #5 clipper every day.
Then my clippers broke.
So I just shave every other day.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 28, 2019 05:15 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 28, 2019 05:15 PM (HmZuC)
Last night's date was "vigorous," if you know what I mean.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at February 28, 2019 05:15 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Baking Powder Cartel at February 28, 2019 05:16 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at February 28, 2019 05:16 PM (IfYaq)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at F
since you are a moron let me tell you, do not buy a barbour jacket. even though I wear one they are stupid. bought the jacket for $400 and have spent much more than that getting it waxed and repaired.
does have a nice feel to it and smells good too. however, for the same price I could have bought a first rate gore tex shell that would be better in every way.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2019 05:16 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Archer at February 28, 2019 05:16 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Uncle Buck at February 28, 2019 05:16 PM (ODaO0)
Every time I see the Trivago guy, I want to punch him.
Posted by: pep at February 28, 2019 05:16 PM (T6t7i)
It's kinda like going out freshly fucked. You need a handler.
Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2019 05:13 PM (vQSQ7)
*Takes notes*
Maybe I need to dab a bit on over my Old Spice before I go dancing tomorrow...
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 28, 2019 05:17 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 28, 2019 05:15 PM (HmZuC)
Trump isn't the last Jedi. There is another.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2019 05:17 PM (pUDQf)
They honestly believe that somehow they go back to their sinecures and positions of leadership and trust because we're all so stupid and weak that we'll immediately forget a decade of betrayals and vicious treatment.
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2019 05:17 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 28, 2019 05:17 PM (ODaO0)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 28, 2019 05:15 PM (HmZuC)
The desperation Olympics.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 28, 2019 05:17 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 28, 2019 05:07 PM (wCmLp)
That's what I was thinking. Pining away for their idea of a better time. An easier time. Even if they never were there, themselves. It's who, what and when they wish to be. I guess. Sad.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 28, 2019 05:17 PM (t0Z53)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 28, 2019 05:17 PM (xEDaa)
Posted by: Hikaru at February 28, 2019 05:17 PM (pkvO1)
3m
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Posted by: Jussie Smollet's drug problem at February 28, 2019 05:17 PM (BqBId)
It's like quoting pop culture crap. I'm hip and cool and all that stuff. But you are not, not at all. You're just showing us all how fundamentally unserious you are. If you adopt a cigar as an signally affectation, how am I to know you are adopting conservatism the same way? How do I know any of your opinions are serious?
Look, fat smoking super hero loving conservative assholes, clean up your own lives, before you try tackling the really big problems we face. You can act any way you want, but don't expect me to take you seriously smoking a cigar and talking about super hero movies.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 28, 2019 05:17 PM (AJj50)
Vespa.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2019 05:17 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: WitchDoktor,
no please don't be. My problem is just with these pussies using them as props, kind of like they used "conservatism" as a prop.
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2019 05:18 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 28, 2019 05:02 PM (ODaO0)
You mean like Joani Goldberg and Darla French? Those work.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 28, 2019 05:18 PM (VaN/j)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 28, 2019 05:13 PM (fuK7c)
Got one for Christmas. Haven't t worn it yet. Too nice for work. Don't go out much at night.
Maybe this weekend.
Posted by: Golfman at February 28, 2019 05:18 PM (OE84+)
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Is this a trick question ? a Beard
Posted by: Jussie Smollet's drug problem at February 28, 2019 05:18 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Baking Powder Cartel at February 28, 2019 05:16 PM (mk9aG)
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Posted by: Seems Legit at February 28, 2019 05:18 PM (jUVms)
Vespa.
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okay, so, how much would it damage my brand (as if it could be further damaged) if I were to admit I'm interested in getting a Vespa?
This is completely hypothetical. No homo.
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2019 05:18 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: JEM at February 28, 2019 05:19 PM (8erNz)
Because that's how I see all these people. They exist in a frat boy circle jerk, congratulating each other on how smart they are, ignoring the fact that no one gives a shit what they say.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2019 05:19 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 28, 2019 05:14 PM (wCmLp)
With pink leather saddlebags.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2019 05:19 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 28, 2019 05:17 PM (xEDaa)
You have to admit that's lots of cushion for the pushin'. It would, however, be a little off putting when she starts filing her nails.
Posted by: N. L. Urker at February 28, 2019 05:19 PM (JgA4k)
And how impressed they are with his manner with young girls.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 28, 2019 05:19 PM (yL25O)
damaged) if I were to admit I'm interested in getting a Vespa?
Depends. Does it have a basket?
Posted by: pep at February 28, 2019 05:20 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 28, 2019 05:02 PM (VpIIl)
Who? George Orwell, who said "One would have to be an intellectual to believe that. No ordinary man could be such a fool."
Posted by: Eeyore at February 28, 2019 05:20 PM (VaN/j)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 28, 2019 05:20 PM (xEDaa)
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2019 05:20 PM (PbpT7)
Can confirm. They also brag about parties attended as if anyone gives a fuck. One of the suicidal impulses of the GOP was to defer too much to the D.C. insiders who engage in this behavior, which is fine for statists/Marxists who depend on government's imprimatur and largesse and suicidal for a party that ostensibly doesn't.
The cigar thing seems more to stem from the Eighties than anything else. I even have lefty friends/classmates in the bluest of blue places who engage in it. The only common denominator is they came of age at that time. But, yeah, nothing screams "douchebag" louder.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 28, 2019 05:20 PM (iw59Q)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 28, 2019 05:20 PM (nDe2U)
okay, so, how much would it damage my brand (as if it could be further damaged) if I were to admit I'm interested in getting a Vespa?
This is completely hypothetical. No homo.
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2019 05:18 PM (PbpT7)
Do you already have the ass-less chaps?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2019 05:20 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 28, 2019 05:14 PM (wCmLp)
With pink leather saddlebags.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2019 05:19 PM (NWiLs)
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It's like Dukakis and the tank.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 28, 2019 05:20 PM (yL25O)
In my circle, the people who use them as a fashion accessory are routinely derided, and my buddy who works at a cigar store looks at them as suckers. "Here, I'm happy to overcharge you for a Montecristo White because you have no fucking clue what you're doing...."
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at February 28, 2019 05:20 PM (IfYaq)
Vespa.
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okay, so, how much would it damage my brand (as if it could be further damaged) if I were to admit I'm interested in getting a Vespa?
This is completely hypothetical. No homo.
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2019 05:18 PM (PbpT7)
Hurm. Well, if you're urban exclusively or on Hawaii, it makes some sense. I dunno about Vespa though. Some kind of small motorbike or scooter could make sense.
You can't carry much on them, though.
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Posted by: pep at February 28, 2019 05:21 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2019 05:21 PM (39g3+)
I do it cuz I'm retired. No more grooming, bathing required. I look like a hobo. It's great!
Posted by: Baking Powder Cartel at February 28, 2019 05:21 PM (mk9aG)
This is completely hypothetical. No homo.
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2019 05:18 PM (PbpT7)
The American Picker guy loves them. Look up at the Sting pic with his gang on Vespas.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 28, 2019 05:21 PM (ODaO0)
Nah, they're pretty cool actually. They are all over the place up here, small roads and no parking make them very handy.
I just couldn't see Jonah on a motorcycle.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2019 05:21 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2019 05:21 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: ace
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Don't get the pink one or the chartreuse one.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 28, 2019 05:21 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2019 05:21 PM (vQSQ7)
They're not only misreading us, but they're misreading the other side. What happened to Kevin Williamson should have clued them in: they hate you just as much as they hare Trump and his voters, they're just being nice wile you're useful. NeverTrump = Lil'McCains
Posted by: Lizzy at February 28, 2019 05:21 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2019 05:17 PM (pUDQf)
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I think that's their deepest fear: continued irrelevance.
Thing is, they are.
Has anyone asked Goldberg if he gets to keep the Assness Chair of Meritorious Turd-Polishing when he leaves NRO?
I know the other day he was slamming the far more relevant American Greatness for turd-polishing, but how must it feel to know you can't get the showroom shine on your own logs anymore?
This is why I think they were pushed. A web site takes maybe a day to set up. It isn't rocket science. The whole "newsletter and maybe a web site by fall" means they have no money and no plan.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 28, 2019 05:21 PM (cfSRQ)
I'm not always super confident but I like to think I'm no longer pretending to be something I'm not.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at February 28, 2019 05:22 PM (9EPh3)
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In my day there was only one guy that DID NOT know he was in a fake circle jerk.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 28, 2019 05:22 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2019 05:22 PM (PbpT7)
. No harm no foul. Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at February 28, 2019 05:22 PM (IfYaq)
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 28, 2019 05:22 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 28, 2019 05:17 PM (t0Z53)
My theory for a while has been that Goldberg and Kristol and Shapiro are Second-Generation-Conservatives. The first gen were the ones who came up during the first part of the Cold War. Many had served in WWII or Korea, and they were shaped by those conflicts and the need to confront communism. In contrast, Kristol and Goldberg came up in the eighties and nineties, when the conservative movement had already established institutions and was a force thanks to Reagan and Buckley, etc. The second-gens needed to know how to move up the ladders already built, not build new ones. Thus they never quite defined their own brand of conservatism, but kept trying to apply everything that they'd learned to parrot to a world that was increasingly incompatible, especially after the fall of the USSR and the attacks on 9/11. The third-gen conservatives are the ones who came about during the Obama years, and often make up the alt-Right.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 28, 2019 05:22 PM (wCmLp)
"We'll be back in charge, then, it will be back to the good old days when we ran the show dammit and I have my corner office back!"
--Kristol et al
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2019 05:22 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 28, 2019 05:22 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 28, 2019 05:22 PM (HmZuC)
This is completely hypothetical. No homo.
You meet the nicest people on a Honda.
Maybe you meet nice people on a Vespa but it only runs one week a month (in my experience) so don't bother.
Yahaha SR500 if you want.
Posted by: JEM at February 28, 2019 05:23 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 28, 2019 05:17 PM (xEDaa)
Not Schlapp. He's got Mercedes. The ancient CPAC guy? Sure.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 28, 2019 05:23 PM (t0Z53)
In the Federalist satire piece on abortion that Meade Lux Lewis linked in comment 11, there is this perfectly insane comment:
The right wants to outlaw abortion because they hate immigrants. They understand that right now we need immigration to keep up with productivity because our own birth rates are so low. Even among latin American immigrant groups, their high birth rates fall to "American normal" by the second generation.
They think they won't have to let in so many people if they can force American women to have more children.
If the person who wrote that wasn't trolling (and I sort of doubt it was trolling) then I have no idea how to go about trying to unpack that level of delusion.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 28, 2019 05:23 PM (I2dne)
Wear anything incredibly stupid, but do it with confidence and women will beeline to you to comment on it.
Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2019 05:02 PM (vQSQ7)
Can confirm.
I am a large mammal. If I am dressed up and then toss on a saucy woman's scarf or the like, it really does get positive attention.
And if not, well, I carry a gun or two.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at F
lol, some minor lothario who I worked with said the secret to his success was wearing women's scents. he would wear a little chanel. his theory was it smelled different when a man wore it but the base scent that women liked was there.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2019 05:11 PM (MTjB1)
That's not bad. Wish I'd known that trick when I was still a player.
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Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 28, 2019 05:23 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 28, 2019 05:23 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Archer at February 28, 2019 05:23 PM (gmo/4)
Because once you learn how to dance, it is really one of life's real pleasures. Seriously. I'm talking real dancing, ballroom, swing, etc., not White Man's overbite.
Posted by: pep at February 28, 2019 05:23 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 28, 2019 05:24 PM (xzqr4)
I DIDN'T SAY CROCS YOU LIAR
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It's cool if your Crocs are orange and black and have the Harley logo.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 28, 2019 05:24 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Baking Powder Cartel at February 28, 2019 05:24 PM (mk9aG)
Pretty sure there's already a 12 step program for people who want to own a Vespa.
Step one, if I recall correctly, is surrendering to homosexuality. Or a higher authority. One of those.
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 28, 2019 05:24 PM (jYje5)
Oh, yeah cuckbert? You sound like a mother cucking registered cuckholder.
Posted by: Max Power at February 28, 2019 05:24 PM (q177U)
oh it does? oh I thought she was letting out a rumor.
Posted by: ace"
I hope someone buys him a big industrial size package of flour for an engagement present.
Posted by: Benji Carver at February 28, 2019 05:24 PM (OD2ni)
This is completely hypothetical. No homo.
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2019 05:18 PM (PbpT7)
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Honda ruckus dude. And that's a stretch.
Vespas are crazy, crazy overpriced too. Yeah, I priced them once.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 28, 2019 05:24 PM (yL25O)
This is completely hypothetical. No homo.
Get one with a sidecar to haul shelving.
http://bit.ly/2NArM4t
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2019 05:24 PM (PA57R)
I DIDN'T SAY CROCS YOU LIAR
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2019 05:22 PM (PbpT7)
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Fedora hat. Nothing says super-serious (and totally not gay) like one of those hats.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 28, 2019 05:25 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: N. L. Urker at February 28, 2019 05:25 PM (JgA4k)
He is, it's Al Cardenas who is marrying Ana Navarro.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 28, 2019 05:25 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 28, 2019 05:25 PM (xEDaa)
Posted by: Jussie Smollet's drug problem at February 28, 2019 05:25 PM (BqBId)
You can pull it off. First put lots of mirrors on it.
Then wear your wartime coat in the wind and sleet.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 28, 2019 05:25 PM (fuK7c)
This is completely hypothetical. No homo.
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2019 05:18 PM (PbpT7)
There's nothing wrong with a scooter, especially in an urban environment. Just be confident about it. It might help to wear a suit and tie like Cary Grant.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 28, 2019 05:25 PM (wCmLp)
Well, getting out of the clost has to be liberating on some level.
Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2019 05:25 PM (vQSQ7)
If they wrote articles extolling the virtues of Trump, they wouldn't have a seat at the well appointed tables decorate the rooms of the parties they want to get invites to attend.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 28, 2019 05:26 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2019 05:26 PM (pUDQf)
Maybe now. Not back when Carter was President.
Posted by: JEM at February 28, 2019 05:26 PM (8erNz)
Conservative fat guys love posing with their precious cigars more than Goth Fonzie Nick Gillespie loves posing in his brokeass leather jacket.
And hats.
Nothing says pasty soft wanna-be bad ass opiner (likely bald) more than these guys affectation for dippy hats.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 28, 2019 05:26 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: N. L. Urker at February 28, 2019 05:25 PM (JgA4k)
Hot Italian women get wet at the sound of a loud noise of any kind. It's the great thing and the great danger about them.
That and their temper. It's like a superpower.
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Posted by: Nigel West Dickens "
Thy're fun to ride until your friends see you.
Posted by: Al Cardenas at February 28, 2019 05:26 PM (OD2ni)
A fedora is fine, all the mincing onsie-wearing man buy types wear a trilby. Its like a fedora, but gayer.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2019 05:26 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Archer at February 28, 2019 05:23 PM (gmo/4)
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You left out Curtis LeMay. Iconic.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 28, 2019 05:26 PM (cfSRQ)
environment. Just be confident about it. It might help to wear a suit
and tie like Cary Grant.
Also, make vroooom vroooom noises when you come to a stoplight.
Posted by: pep at February 28, 2019 05:26 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 28, 2019 04:51 PM (wYseH)
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Yes. I see.
Guess what I just had delivered!! Go ahead! Guess!
Cigars!!!!!
Posted by: Weasel at February 28, 2019 05:26 PM (MVjcR)
Because once you learn how to dance, it is really one of life's real pleasures. Seriously. I'm talking real dancing, ballroom, swing, etc., not White Man's overbite.
Posted by: pep at February 28, 2019 05:23 PM (T6t7i)
I hate lindy but love argentine tango and west coast swing. Fun dances, and usually a good crowd. They're both a little bit older crowd, which is nice.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 28, 2019 05:27 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2019 05:21 PM (vQSQ7)
Total cock magnet.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2019 05:27 PM (NWiLs)
Well, getting out of the clost has to be liberating on some level.
Posted by: garrett at F
lol, you know what is better than dancing? having someone dance for you.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2019 05:27 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2019 05:26 PM (pUDQf)
But don't get a Segway. Under any circumstance
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Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2019 05:27 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Baking Powder Cartel at February 28, 2019 05:27 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 28, 2019 05:27 PM (ODaO0)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2019 05:27 PM (39g3+)
Does your husband enjoy it too?
Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2019 05:27 PM (/tuJf)
Ha, Segway. 'member when they were telling us this new mystery invention was going to transform human existence?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 28, 2019 05:27 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Eromero at February 28, 2019 05:27 PM (zLDYs)
The suit-wearing types hated me because the women would be very conscious of me.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at February 28, 2019 05:27 PM (IfYaq)
That's the look, my friend.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2019 05:27 PM (pUDQf)
I like your analysis. NRO and W.S. guys never had to fight.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 28, 2019 05:27 PM (t0Z53)
He is, it's Al Cardenas who is marrying Ana Navarro.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 28, 2019 05:25 PM (W+vEI)
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Sorry Lizzy I screwed up your quote.
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 28, 2019 05:28 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 28, 2019 05:28 PM (NLny5)
That and their temper. It's like a superpower.
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A former coworker of mine, a big black retired CSM, took a job in Italy. He loves his big cruiser bikes. We joked that he'd be scraping the women off with a stick.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 28, 2019 05:28 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: N. L. Urker at February 28, 2019 05:28 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at February 28, 2019 05:28 PM (9EPh3)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 28, 2019 05:28 PM (pw+jk)
Needs an Eye-Patch.
Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2019 05:28 PM (vQSQ7)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2019 05:27 PM (MTjB1)
On your lap
Posted by: JoeF. at February 28, 2019 05:28 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens "
Thy're fun to ride until your friends see you.
It was once still cool to be a Mod.
Posted by: JEM at February 28, 2019 05:28 PM (8erNz)
The only two people I can think of that looked good smoking a cigar were U.S. Grant and G.S. Patton.
As I recall, Sergeant Rock looked pretty awesome with a stogie clenched in his teeth, as he shot down a Messerschmitt with his pistol.
Posted by: pep at February 28, 2019 05:28 PM (T6t7i)
But don't wear the stupid helmet. Ditto on the coat and tie.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at February 28, 2019 05:29 PM (IfYaq)
Mod Chicks were the hottest chicks...then they all got covered up with bad tats.
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Posted by: N. L. Urker at February 28, 2019 05:28 PM (JgA4k)
I have a hard time believing there are that many gorgeous women at Columbia University....
Posted by: JoeF. at February 28, 2019 05:30 PM (NFEMn)
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Posted by: Captain Hate at February 28, 2019 05:30 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 28, 2019 05:27 PM (oVJmc)
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I forget who it was, but some pressitute made fun of Bush 53 when he tried to ride a Segway and fell off. Someone eventually goaded the pressitute to try it himself.
He did. And promptly ate shit and fell off.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 28, 2019 05:30 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2019 05:17 PM (pUDQf)
zombie Augusto Pinochet: Call me
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 28, 2019 05:30 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 28, 2019 05:30 PM (hECVl)
>>Because once you learn how to dance, it is really one of life's
real pleasures. Seriously. I'm talking real dancing, ballroom, swing,
etc.,
Does your husband enjoy it too?
Posted by: JackStraw
Jeez, I better go get a cigar.
Posted by: pep at February 28, 2019 05:31 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2019 05:29 PM (MTjB1)
"Mentoring." Is that what they call it these days?
Posted by: JoeF. at February 28, 2019 05:31 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2019 05:31 PM (vQSQ7)
Posted by: Max Power at February 28, 2019 05:31 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Eeyore at February 28, 2019 05:31 PM (VaN/j)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 28, 2019 05:31 PM (xzqr4)
and these NT dudes - well let's see everything stems from HS/college experiences
I am same time, similar schools, they hate me (possibly? they wouldn't know to look at or speak to me what my thoughts were) and other BadThinkers.
But why? I think because they so desperately cling to their Elite School status, deeply repressing the memories of when cooler Chad-ish fellow students made fools of them (which I'm guessing, happened often). I'm not going to say they're GDIs necessarily, but they're GDI-ish (GDI = GodDamn Independents, aka non-frat members). Being a GDI is a mindset, that of being an insufferable geek who feels nevertheless Very Superior (Mommy said so!) and recalls (and buries) every slight.
there is a lot of deep stuff here, I think. And they've chose to take it ALL out on people from Kentucky, for some reason.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 28, 2019 05:31 PM (Rarvo)
Miniskirts and yellow tights.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2019 05:32 PM (PA57R)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2019 05:17 PM (pUDQf)
zombie Augusto Pinochet: Call me
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 28, 2019 05:30 PM (OLCnA)
We're gonna need a bigger helicopter.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2019 05:32 PM (NWiLs)
Then there's the "hoverboard" which when its not bursting into flame is just a segway without a stick.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2019 05:32 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2019 05:32 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2019 05:29 PM (MTjB1)
"Mentoring." Is that what they call it these days?
Posted by: JoeF. at February 28, 2019 05:31 PM (NFEMn)
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Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 28, 2019 05:32 PM (ffYR/)
Yes, it is fun!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 28, 2019 05:32 PM (W+vEI)
Vodka bars. Ooooh, that's smooth. There's a hint of lilac on the nose.
It's a neutral spirit. Whatever.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at February 28, 2019 05:32 PM (IfYaq)
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Yeah, Grant looked good smoking a cigar alright.
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Posted by: Mr. Peebles
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Little known fact: A Segway scooter (or whatever they call it) was parked in their offices, batteries caught fire, set off the sprinkler system and flooded one floor.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2019 05:33 PM (2kj6M)
Again, this was 25 years ago. You know, when the Simpsons were edgy.
These guys haven't had an original thought since then. That's why Goldberg steals ideas from Ace. He's a used up man.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 28, 2019 05:33 PM (cfSRQ)
The cucks embrace the Left in more ways than just accepting their premises a decade later. Just like their commie masters, they'll savage blacks or women or whatever normally lionized "victim" group as soon as it goes off the reservation. Two mildly overweight black chicks giving a Republican president a shout-out usually would make cucks like Rove freely ejaculate. But, Trump.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 28, 2019 05:33 PM (iw59Q)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 28, 2019 05:34 PM (xzqr4)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
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Little known fact: A Segway scooter (or whatever they call it) was parked in their offices, batteries caught fire, set off the sprinkler system and flooded one floor.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2019 05:33 PM (2kj6M)
One of their executives DIED when his segway went off a cliff with him on it.
That killed any and all interest I had in the freaky geek shows.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 28, 2019 05:34 PM (bcbK8)
I went to a wedding in Colombia a number of years. The gorgeous women made me wish I knew how to dance.
Posted by: N. L. Urker
This is what the troglodytes fail to grasp. You get to go out in public, and hold beautiful women who all want to be with you because you can lead and keep a beat.
Posted by: pep at February 28, 2019 05:34 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Rex Dangervest at February 28, 2019 05:34 PM (sGtp+)
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Grant was probably drunk.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2019 05:34 PM (2kj6M)
Yousuf Karsh, Toronto. The definitive Churchill portrait.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 28, 2019 05:34 PM (fuK7c)
Tony Soprano looked good smoking a cigar.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2019 05:34 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2019 05:29 PM (MTjB1)
"Mentoring." Is that what they call it these days?
Posted by: JoeF. at F
sadly no, it was really mentoring. she wanted to get into my field and some friend made the connection. mentored the hell out of her through three jobs. very smart but not native to the U.S. so she needs lots of advice on how to handle things without screaming, yelling, and bombing.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2019 05:34 PM (MTjB1)
Diamond and Silk are Family-Sized.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2019 05:35 PM (PA57R)
Unless the Vespa is pink or purple, and then it' = VW convertible.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 28, 2019 05:35 PM (W+vEI)
There's a very satisfying 'thunk' sound when you hit a deer in the ass at 70 feet away with a 1,250 fps round of .177.
Or, so I've been told.
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 28, 2019 05:35 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: Zombie 'Big Mike' Brown at February 28, 2019 05:35 PM (g0qqf)
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at February 28, 2019 05:35 PM (hdzef)
Posted by: Max Power at February 28, 2019 05:35 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2019 05:35 PM (ptqGC)
Again, this was 25 years ago. You know, when the Simpsons were edgy
....
agreed, and at that point, I did see it as some kind of rebellion, including along the political axis.
but it's a really bad rebellion.
and also, like Jonah's references, it's so dated as to be fossilized.
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2019 05:35 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 28, 2019 05:36 PM (ODaO0)
why you gonna tease me like that?
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2019 05:36 PM (PbpT7)
Oy.
Picking on a funny female duo. Weak, yet I bet they think it shows some kind of strength.
But, cigars = "cultured"
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 28, 2019 05:36 PM (OKeCc)
Posted by: pep at February 28, 2019 05:34 PM (T6t7i)
There's a regular in the tango group, tall, early thirties, black, with an hourglass figure. For three songs she's pressed up against me and her legs are wrapped around my leg and my back. And they think I'm the idiot.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 28, 2019 05:36 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 28, 2019 05:36 PM (iY8NM)
...well, almost as much.
But you have to like the music or it will drive you fucking nuts.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 28, 2019 05:36 PM (bcbK8)
Yes, it is fun!
Posted by: Lizzy at F
so, tables, poles, or laps?
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2019 05:36 PM (MTjB1)
You wore a bathrobe into Clyde's?
Posted by: Doctor Deplorable at February 28, 2019 05:36 PM (YIsx4)
Ooooh, we were dissed by the "pinkie finger in the air" crowd!
Posted by: gonna be a fun day when they're all in coding classes together at February 28, 2019 05:36 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2019 05:36 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: usa at February 28, 2019 05:37 PM (lE2nd)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 28, 2019 05:37 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Ted K at February 28, 2019 05:37 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: N. L. Urker
This is what the troglodytes fail to grasp. You get to go out in public, and hold beautiful women who all want to be with you because you can lead and keep a beat.
Posted by: pep
I can do the horizontal mambo.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 28, 2019 05:37 PM (AoLFQ)
FWIW, I used to go to Clyde's in Tyson's Corner in VA wearing Hugh Hefner attire.
You wore a bathrobe into Clyde's?
Posted by: Doctor Deplorable a
Penicillin.
Posted by: pep at February 28, 2019 05:37 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2019 05:37 PM (PA57R)
Well played.
Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2019 05:37 PM (vQSQ7)
Posted by: N. L. Urker at February 28, 2019 05:38 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 28, 2019 05:38 PM (W+vEI)
Barney Rubble, if he was single. They have the same feet. (Betty's way hotter though)
The Van Jones clip is pretty good.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 28, 2019 05:38 PM (DQjsT)
to go out in public, and hold beautiful women who all want to be with
you because you can lead and keep a beat.
Posted by: pep at February 28, 2019 05:34 PM (T6t7i)
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I took a ballroom dance class with my wife and it was amazing. Highly recommend it.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 28, 2019 05:38 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 28, 2019 05:38 PM (iY8NM)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 28, 2019 05:36 PM (bcbK
The problem for me is that the salsa and latin nights around here are so freaking packed that you can't dance.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 28, 2019 05:38 PM (wCmLp)
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I thought it was more about the USA chants. But it's hard to know why they would scorn either.
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 28, 2019 05:38 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2019 05:37 PM (PA57R)
You're not wrong
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 28, 2019 05:38 PM (bcbK8)
this actually took me a second..
ha ha ha
I think you're enjoying that roof scenario maybe too much?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 28, 2019 05:38 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at February 28, 2019 05:38 PM (T09ml)
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Well, it was silk.
Yeah. Early 90s. Like they said earlier, own the look and it's amazing.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at February 28, 2019 05:38 PM (IfYaq)
That killed any and all interest I had in the freaky geek shows.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 28, 2019 05:34 PM (bcbK
One morning I woke up and there were little electric skateboards with "handlebars" every damn where. Not just at marked charging stations, actually littering the sidewalks. People were riding them around like it was a normal thing.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 28, 2019 05:38 PM (t+qrx)
Barney Rubble, if he was single. They have the same feet. (Betty's way hotter though)
correct. Barney's feet and Dino's hips.
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2019 05:38 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2019 05:36 PM (PbpT7
You really need to apply at Jonah's new site. Send him a cover letter that simply states,
"I know you like my writing already!"
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2019 05:38 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2019 05:36 PM (PbpT7)
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Man I'm sick and that made me laugh til it hurt.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 28, 2019 05:38 PM (D1ZYA)
Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2019 05:39 PM (vQSQ7)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 28, 2019 05:39 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: at least that's what they'd like for you to believe at February 28, 2019 05:39 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at F
when is she next available?
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2019 05:39 PM (MTjB1)
agreed, and at that point, I did see it as some kind of rebellion, including along the political axis.
but it's a really bad rebellion.
and also, like Jonah's references, it's so dated as to be fossilized.
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2019 05:35 PM (PbpT7)
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Most of my cool cigar smoking goes unappreciated because I'm either at the farm or on the back deck. In fact, I just had some tasty Maduros delivered and think I'll fire one up.
Posted by: Weasel at February 28, 2019 05:39 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2019 05:39 PM (39g3+)
it's like the torture of Tentalus.
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2019 05:39 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 28, 2019 05:38 PM
Who says romance is dead. That's a nice way to keep it going.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 28, 2019 05:39 PM (zmIJL)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2019 05:39 PM (PA57R)
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2019 05:39 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 28, 2019 05:40 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Free tibet at February 28, 2019 05:40 PM (KO0vU)
So the Cucksters are obsessively reading our comments and flipping out about everything we say? HA!!!!
(p.s., it is NOT trolling because it is not their website and nobody is begging them to come over here and sneakily try to figure out what people are saying about them, like manic 14 year old girls)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2019 05:40 PM (Kpl3J)
thirties, black, with an hourglass figure. For three songs she's pressed
up against me and her legs are wrapped around my leg and my back. And
they think I'm the idiot.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile
I think I know that woman. Where did you say you were dancing?
Posted by: pep at February 28, 2019 05:40 PM (T6t7i)
But...most of those criminals are going into Left hive zones so they'll most likely target the people I hate so much.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 28, 2019 05:40 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 28, 2019 05:40 PM (Droxk)
Years ago, my husband thought he was being cool and tried actually smoking a cigar while blowing leaves out of the gutter of our first home.
I came home to find him on a couch, his skin a combination of green and grey. I was frightening, fascinating, and hilarious.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2019 05:40 PM (ptqGC)
The only two people I can think of that looked good smoking a cigar were U.S. Grant and G.S. Patton.
Posted by: Archer at February 28, 2019 05:23 PM (gmo/4)
Telly Savalas
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 28, 2019 05:40 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Clint Eastwood and a cheroot. at February 28, 2019 05:40 PM (g0qqf)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2019 05:40 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: pep at February 28, 2019 05:28 PM (T6t7i)
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Those fokkers were Messerschmitts.
Posted by: Just the Punchline at February 28, 2019 05:40 PM (vDqXW)
my problem would come in the actual learning, which seems pretty hard and would entail hours and hours and days and weeks of awkwardness and embarrassment and muscle ache.
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2019 05:40 PM (PbpT7)
oh it does? oh I thought she was letting out a rumor.
Posted by: ace"
I hope someone buys him a big industrial size package of flour for an engagement present.
Posted by: Benji Carver at February 28, 2019 05:24 PM (OD2ni)
Well he sure won't be needing any more lard.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 28, 2019 05:40 PM (VaN/j)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 28, 2019 05:40 PM (ODaO0)
Posted by: pep at February 28, 2019 05:40 PM (T6t7i)
Columbus, Ohio.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 28, 2019 05:40 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 28, 2019 05:41 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 28, 2019 05:41 PM (DQjsT)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2019 05:39 PM (39g3+)
You gotta feel the music. Then you gotta strip away the fear and self consciousness. Moderate booze helps. Then you just move to the beat.
Later you can get into steps and partner co-ordination. But listen, move, fearless....if you can give that a try, it pays off.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 28, 2019 05:41 PM (bcbK8)
The thud will be felt on the West Coast.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 28, 2019 05:41 PM (iw59Q)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 28, 2019 05:41 PM (iY8NM)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at February 28, 2019 05:41 PM (IfYaq)
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Churchill, perhaps.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2019 05:42 PM (KoKdw)
I never did understand this joke about heavy women and flour and various leftist morons (not moron in a good way) who never met me and didn't know me used to direct it towards me. Is it something to about covering women in flour so you can find their"wet spot"- vagina opening?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2019 05:42 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Archer at February 28, 2019 05:23 PM (gmo/4)
Telly Savalas
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic
Clint Eastwood & his cheroots.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 28, 2019 05:42 PM (AoLFQ)
when is she next available?
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2019 05:39 PM (MTjB1)
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She isn't.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 28, 2019 05:42 PM (cfSRQ)
My problem with dancing is that it feels so ridiculous and contrived.
This is not a natural act, its something invented by people whole cloth.
I just feel way too self conscious and idiotic and want no part of it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
I think that's often the case until you become a bit more proficient, stop thinking about your feet, and just move with the music. Then it feels very natural. I'm not talking about the competition dancers, of course. Those people are nuts (fun to watch, though).
Posted by: pep at February 28, 2019 05:42 PM (T6t7i)
Heh. That ship has sailed. Returned to port and sailed again. All the while Weekly Standard was saying their cruise was "coming soon."
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 28, 2019 05:42 PM (Droxk)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 28, 2019 05:42 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: LASue at February 28, 2019 05:42 PM (wMHPW)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at February 28, 2019 05:43 PM (IfYaq)
After my little lecture ... Her reply? "Okay Dad ... we need you to grow a pair of balls."
I couldn't help but laugh.
And with the Conservative Inc. Never Trumpers increasingly insufferable, I've changed.
Now I call just about everyone around me a cuck all the time.
Posted by: LukeHandCool at February 28, 2019 05:43 PM (0XX9T)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2019 05:43 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 28, 2019 05:43 PM (hECVl)
Helps if you look like Brenden Fraser
You gotta feel the music.
I feel it fine, I just react differently to feeling music than people who feel like they need to get up and writhe rhythmically to it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2019 05:43 PM (39g3+)
Oh you are precious, Fen. Never change, never go away.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2019 05:43 PM (PA57R)
my problem would come in the actual learning, which seems pretty hard and would entail hours and hours and days and weeks of awkwardness and embarrassment and muscle ache.
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2019 05:40 PM (PbpT7)
Time, ibuprofen fix most of that. The embarrassment goes away soon, especially when pretty girls are smiling at you and touching you wearing clothes that are either short, revealing or both (for showing off and dancing).
Seriously, just being WILLING to dance is a huge leg up on most of the male competition. Women will cut you a lot of slack even if you dance badly. If you learn to dance well, they'll cut you ALL the slack.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 28, 2019 05:43 PM (bcbK8)
It's not somebody in their "right mind". It's someone in a left mind.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2019 05:44 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2019 05:42 PM (AllCR)
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You
Nose
Posted by: Just the Punchline at February 28, 2019 05:44 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2019 05:44 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: pep at February 28, 2019 05:23 PM (T6t7i)
OK. You got rhythm, I got privilege.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 28, 2019 05:44 PM (VaN/j)
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Hokey-pokey, that's what it's all about.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2019 05:44 PM (KoKdw)
Getting too old for this s***.
If I don't post any more, you Morons will know why.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 28, 2019 05:44 PM (FTlwv)
Note to @SykesCharlie, @JVLast, @JimSwiftDC, @EggerDC, @SarahLongwell25:
It's like a Who's Who of Cretins.
Oh, and speaking at Brown U? Wut up there, Bill, Valerie Jarrett wasn't available?
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 28, 2019 05:45 PM (Z4rgH)
Brooks is the one who thinks us deplorables are flummoxed by soprasetta, I think.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 28, 2019 05:45 PM (DQjsT)
seems pretty hard and would entail hours and hours and days and weeks of
awkwardness and embarrassment and muscle ache.
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2019 05:40 PM (PbpT7)
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Au contraire.
It's a lot of fun and the novelty, the closeness, the learning to move together....
Highly recommend.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 28, 2019 05:45 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 28, 2019 05:45 PM (nDe2U)
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2019 05:40 PM (PbpT7)
Not really. Group classes can teach you the basics fairly quickly, and for social dancing you really only need to know about five figures for a dance. Anything more is likely to be wasted on a new partner.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 28, 2019 05:46 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Archer at February 28, 2019 05:46 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Eromero at February 28, 2019 05:46 PM (zLDYs)
Precious sounds like I'm "cute"-a naïve dim wit but o.k.. I don't really feel bad about not understanding some of the insults lobbed in my direction. These (leftists) are the same people who told me they hoped my son-who was about 14 at the time- died in my arms after being infected by some gay guy with AIDS. Not nice people
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2019 05:47 PM (AllCR)
they've presented the old stuff in different dialogues, still worn out and busted. Busted because it was really globalist, not ever about America First, which means Individual Liberty First -- not globalism over the world, all for the global markets, nothing against the markets. The Cucks and CoCs and corporate raiders took over ... with praise from NR boys, claiming China would become "capitalist" and free. chumps
Posted by: illiniwek at February 28, 2019 05:47 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at February 28, 2019 05:41 PM (IfYaq)
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I'll check that out, thanks!
I have found some Nicaraguan seconds that I really like. Not sure who makes them, but they're a great bargain at around $3 a pop. Really quality handmade cigars.
I think it's like wine - you don't have to spend a fortune. Sometimes I do, and get Cubans from a dealer in Switzerland, but I usually save those as a treat.
Posted by: Weasel at February 28, 2019 05:48 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 28, 2019 05:49 PM (AM1GF)
goes away soon, especially when pretty girls are smiling at you and
touching you wearing clothes that are either short, revealing or both
(for showing off and dancing).
Seriously, just being WILLING to dance is a huge leg up on most of
the male competition. Women will cut you a lot of slack even if you
dance badly. If you learn to dance well, they'll cut you ALL the slack.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 28, 2019 05:43 PM (bcbK
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Back in the late 70s, my newly-divorced father started doing Arthur Murray lessons something like three times a week. Then weekends at the disco. He lost weight and could cut a serious rug. At my wedding reception it was like a Fred Astaire film - when he started dancing with my stepmom, everyone backed up in awe to watch.
Good dancing is highly respect and women seriously dig good dancers.
A while back my dad brought over some old clothes for me to donate or keep. One of them was a pinstripe three-piece suit.
"What's that?" I asked.
"That's my lucky suit. I got lucky a lot in it."
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 28, 2019 05:49 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2019 05:49 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Weasel
What this country needs, is a good five cent cigar!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 28, 2019 05:50 PM (AoLFQ)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 28, 2019 05:52 PM (iw59Q)
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 28, 2019 05:38 PM
Who says romance is dead. That's a nice way to keep it going.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 28, 2019 05:39 PM (zmIJL)
My wife points out that all ads for ED meds show old couples dancing.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 28, 2019 05:52 PM (VaN/j)
Nobody's trying to corrupt me. I was just asking about a phrase that I never heard before life on the internet.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2019 05:54 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Big V at February 28, 2019 05:54 PM (sN665)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2019 05:40 PM (Kpl3J)
Another of Mrs Eeyore's observations is that everything the Never Trumpers say sounds like a JR High girls' slambook.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 28, 2019 05:54 PM (VaN/j)
Good read. By jove I think he nailed it.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 28, 2019 05:55 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at February 28, 2019 05:56 PM (9EPh3)
Never mind. Not important. What IS important is why would he partner up with Stephen Hayes? Isn't Hayes mostly in Spain these days thinking about the meaning of the universe? Kind of hard to write inside baseball articles on politics, if you keep throwing in references to metaphysics.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, who used to eat salsa at February 28, 2019 05:56 PM (Z216Q)
Posted by: pep at February 28, 2019 05:28 PM (T6t7i)
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Those fokkers were Messerschmitts.
Posted by: Just the Punchline at February 28, 2019 05:40 PM (vDqXW)
No. Fokkers flying Messerschmitts.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 28, 2019 05:56 PM (VaN/j)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at February 28, 2019 05:56 PM (9EPh3)
======================
You, sir, are a Patriot.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, who used to eat salsa at February 28, 2019 05:57 PM (Z216Q)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at February 28, 2019 05:59 PM (9EPh3)
Posted by: JewishOdysseus at February 28, 2019 06:01 PM (TyIlE)
They're engaged - Al and Ana.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 28, 2019 06:03 PM (W+vEI)
I'm concerned about Zoe and Pippa's supply of dog food. I hope Someone will care for the doggehs, once the Goldberg household cuts expenses.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, who used to eat salsa at February 28, 2019 06:04 PM (Z216Q)
Soros and Steyer.
You think those now exposed TrueCons have any cache with the conservative base anymore? They're a product looking for a buyer... desperately. So now they'll dance as the foil for Progressivism.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 28, 2019 06:05 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
I knew that, just making a lame joke (my specialty)
Honestly I'm glad to have someone around who HASN'T been steeped in that sort of thing so much!
Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 28, 2019 06:07 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, who used to eat salsa at February 28, 2019 06:09 PM (Z216Q)
Posted by: Burger Chef at February 28, 2019 06:17 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Rocky Lombo's Pancreaus at February 28, 2019 06:33 PM (bt02K)
Goldberg & French are both decent writers & worth reading, even when I disagree with them, but when the bloody editors drive off excellent writers & indulge their taste for lynch mobs I'm less forgiving.
Posted by: aelfheld at February 28, 2019 07:08 PM (IxDhF)
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They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)