Project Veritas Exposes FaceBook's Censorship Strategies and Political Targeting (Especially in the Crucial Months Before Elections)

Full article here. They targeted Mike Cernovich, Steven Crowder, and the Daily Caller.

Those are just the high-profile accounts the informant thought to check on.

Also linked below is Tim Pool talking more about the "bifurcation" process going on in America, in which large corporations are forcing the populace to de-couple from each other and form their own parallel and separate communications and finance structures -- permitting and even encouraging civil war (or at least civil violence).

If the left wants to be free of us, I understand -- but then, we must negotiate a full and formal political separation. The left cannot attempt to exile us and yet keep us prisoner under their thumbs.

You want done with us? I could not rush to agree with your impulse any faster.

But done means DONE. We will not accept your plan of keeping us a second (at best) class citizens under your rule.

A national divorce? Absolutely.

Apartheid, with a ruling progressive class and subjugated conservatives? No.

And now, let us here from David French about how accepting a status as subjugated second-class citizens is the natural and proper status of a well-behaved good little conservative Girl Scouts who want to be appear in The Atlantic and on MSNBC on occasion.


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1 Uh oh,don't mentionthat guy you will summon BSG

Posted by: steevy at February 27, 2019 05:32 PM (BXMxN)

2 Frsit

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 27, 2019 05:32 PM (t6MX/)

3 Steevy!!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 27, 2019 05:33 PM (t6MX/)

4 Break them up, regulate them as common carriers, or get on with the divorce.

Pick any of 'em.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2019 05:34 PM (I2dne)

5 Break 'em up.

Posted by: pep at February 27, 2019 05:34 PM (T6t7i)

6
Any video of Hannah Giles dressed as a hooker?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2019 05:34 PM (OLCnA)

7 You want done with us? I could not rush to agree with your impulse any faster.

But done means DONE.


Means you move the fuck out of red states. Toot sweet!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2019 05:34 PM (eg609)

8 It's pretty creepy to realize how easily you can be stripped of your online presence and banking ability. Not even twitter or facebook stuff, either. Just basic internet services - much less website hosting - if you are promoting badthink.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 27, 2019 05:34 PM (xyung)

9 >>Any video of Hannah Giles dressed as a Latina hooker?


Gotta stay on point.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2019 05:35 PM (HEb26)

10 they are telling us they hate us and they are causing unrest because of it...anything goes when you feel intimidated

Posted by: DanMan at February 27, 2019 05:35 PM (XTiHL)

11 An Amicable Divorce is best for the children.

It. Is. On.

Posted by: Czech Chick at February 27, 2019 05:35 PM (q69/r)

12 Oh, but bake my cake, b*tches.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 27, 2019 05:36 PM (xyung)

13 Now where are those Podesta emails from Sheryl Samberg telling Podesta Mark Zuckerberg wants to help the Hillary campaign and they set up a meeting?


THERE's your collusion!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2019 05:36 PM (W+vEI)

14
The funny thing is a lot of the left still blames Farcebook for the Beast losing the election because Russians

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2019 05:36 PM (OLCnA)

15 FB, Google et al are in the pockets of the politicians. Nothing will be done to stop this.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 27, 2019 05:36 PM (dUJdY)

16 Democracies only last 250 years or so. We're closing in on the end here folks.

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 27, 2019 05:36 PM (7ZQe3)

17 i'm tired of french, and have long been.

Posted by: trapper's girl at February 27, 2019 05:36 PM (yRQGC)

18 Not that they don't do good work, but have any of the subjects of PV's exposés ever suffered for it? Those who will listen already know, and the ones who don't know aren't listening.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 27, 2019 05:36 PM (t+qrx)

19 It's pretty creepy to realize how easily you can be stripped of your online presence and banking ability. Not even twitter or facebook stuff, either. Just basic internet services - much less website hosting - if you are promoting badthink.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 27, 2019 05:34 PM (xyung)
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Do as they say or they'll end you. Their intent is clear. Speak only rightful thoughts or be frozen out of the world.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2019 05:36 PM (I2dne)

20 they are telling us they hate us and they are causing unrest because of it...anything goes when you feel intimidated

Posted by: DanMan at February 27, 2019 05:35 PM (XTiHL)


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Insomniac summed it up pretty well in an earlier post. Paraphrased:

It's okay to punch nazis.
If you're punched that means you're a nazi.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 27, 2019 05:37 PM (xyung)

21 1 Uh oh,don't mentionthat guy you will summon BSG
Posted by: steevy at February 27, 2019 05:32 PM (BXMxN)

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Winona Ryder is a no talent hack who sucked her way to the middle in Hollywood.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 27, 2019 05:37 PM (gC2IV)

22 Finally a leaker on our side.

Posted by: Ha at February 27, 2019 05:37 PM (MAstk)

23 An Amicable Divorce is best for the children.

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Not if one of your parents is crazy.

Posted by: SH at February 27, 2019 05:37 PM (sX1BW)

24 Send a donation to Project Veritas. They do great work!

That said, is it really an "expose" when you prove something that everybody already knows?

Posted by: gp at February 27, 2019 05:37 PM (mk9aG)

25 how are they gonna run their country on Other People's EBT Cards that are empty?


they will fight to keep us enslaved to them.

Posted by: x at February 27, 2019 05:37 PM (nFwvY)

26 I was told there would be hot Latina babes here.

Posted by: Weasel at February 27, 2019 05:37 PM (0CN5+)

27 The CEOs of big tech literally walk through congress handing out cash; I don't see them being regulated or broken up.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 27, 2019 05:37 PM (YslsA)

28 James O'Keefe is a warrior.

His work is drawing real welts.


Honestly, I'm afraid someone could Seth Rich him.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 27, 2019 05:38 PM (sy5kK)

29 French is a thought leader in his own mind and a salad dressing.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2019 05:38 PM (sJURE)

30 21 True,she has also aged badly.

Posted by: steevy at February 27, 2019 05:38 PM (BXMxN)

31 Not that they don't do good work, but have any of the subjects of PV's exposÚs ever suffered for it? Those who will listen already know, and the ones who don't know aren't listening.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 27, 2019 05:36 PM (t+qrx)
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ACORN got ended, so there's that.

But the system is rotten to its very core and no, nothing gets done about PV's brutal exposes. Despite this, some people do see it and that helps. More important, it is a critical historical record that will be much needed when people look at the rubble that used to be their cities and ask, "what the fuck happened? How did we get here?" - regardless of who wins.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2019 05:38 PM (I2dne)

32 In other words, those of you who still have social media accounts, it's time to delete them. I never signed up for Facebook or Twitter or any of that crap.

Posted by: gp at February 27, 2019 05:39 PM (mk9aG)

33 I wonder how close they can get to that old "nothing left to threaten you with" line without stepping over it.

Posted by: I like cookies at February 27, 2019 05:39 PM (xxAFD)

34 I could look it up but I'm lazy, but I think acorn just changed its name and carried on.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2019 05:40 PM (r+sAi)

35 16 Democracies only last 250 years or so. We're closing in on the end here folks.
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 27, 2019 05:36 PM (7ZQe3)


is that 12 years? I can't tell.


They told me there was no math here.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 27, 2019 05:40 PM (sy5kK)

36 In other words, those of you who still have social media accounts, it's time to delete them. I never signed up for Facebook or Twitter or any of that crap.
Posted by: gp at February 27, 2019 05:39 PM (mk9aG)
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I am not sure. I have a Facebook account from when I was in college (way at the beginning - when you needed an E-Mail address from an approved .edu address to register). I haven't logged in for over a decade. I think letting it lie dormant is better than letting them know I am still alive and logging in to the damn thing in order to close it.

Anyone know whether I'm right or wrong on this one?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2019 05:40 PM (I2dne)

37 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2019 05:38 PM (I2dne)

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Spooky. I made that same exact point earlier today.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2019 05:40 PM (5aX2M)

38 Acorn just got broken up into several smaller entities.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2019 05:40 PM (sJURE)

39 Ah, here they are - Facebook COO wants to help Hillary so badly!

https://tinyurl.com/htagve6
https://tinyurl.com/y8xjygrg


"Looking forward to working with you to elect the first woman president of the United States"

Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2019 05:40 PM (W+vEI)

40 I'm shocked! Shocked that there is gambling going on here!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 27, 2019 05:41 PM (pUDQf)

41 At this stage, a distressing number of things could be justified as "self-defense".

This is not a place I anticipated being in at this point in my life.

Posted by: Brother Cavil aka Una Dabozzame at February 27, 2019 05:41 PM (AM1GF)

42 "Looking forward to working with you to elect the first woman president of the United States"

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I'm still unclear on how Facebook and twitter aren't making campaign contributions with their actions.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 27, 2019 05:42 PM (xyung)

43 willowed but I want you to take a look at the Cohen pic on the last post.

If was on the panel asking questions I would ask Cohen if he could do me a favor and just say one time into the microphone. ' you know what ? That makes me mad'

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 27, 2019 05:42 PM (ODaO0)

44 Fuck the divorce. They get NOTHING in the words of Willy Wonka.

Posted by: Max Power at February 27, 2019 05:42 PM (q177U)

45 I don't do social media either, but I assume you can just make up any old identity for faceslap, tweeter and the like if you needed it for something. True?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2019 05:42 PM (r+sAi)

46 Just so we're clear - before the trolls decend (unlike their testicles).

No one gives a shit of Facebook employees support liberals. That's their right.

The problem is they are fucking with their software to help liberals win elections by silencing their opponents. That's underhanded bullshit worthy of a pussy who knows they can't win and has to cheat.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 27, 2019 05:43 PM (pUDQf)

47 I'm still unclear on how Facebook and twitter aren't making campaign contributions with their actions.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 27, 2019 05:42 PM (xyung)
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They are, and if we had any real commitment to justice or equal application of law, then they and their candidates would be in #meInTheAss prison for the greatest campaign finance violations in national history.

Between them, Big Tech and the legacy media have given the Dems *billions* in in-kind campaign contributions. Not an exaggeration. It could be tens of billions.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2019 05:44 PM (I2dne)

48 35 16 Democracies only last 250 years or so. We're closing in on the end here folks.
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 27, 2019 05:36 PM (7ZQe3)


is that 12 years? I can't tell.


They told me there was no math here.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 27, 2019 05:40 PM (sy5kK)

Depends. If you go by the Declaration of Independence, only we have seven years left.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2019 05:44 PM (NWiLs)

49 *we only

Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2019 05:44 PM (NWiLs)

50 we used to be able to transfer phone service easily when they came up with the Baby Bells and various long distance services ... (we still can, like I did with my phone to my Fiber internet)

So now we need different BabyNets to counter the giant FANGs ... let me just transfer all my pics and comments from Facebook to someplace not Fascist. And same for all those trying to make a few bucks on YouTube but getting deplatformed ... make You-Tube release all the videos (which the user should have on file in any case).


It is not directly like the baby bells I guess, but it would be nice to advance conservative platforms ... with the same or better quality and reach.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 27, 2019 05:44 PM (Cus5s)

51 >>Not that they don't do good work, but have any of the subjects of PV's exposÚs ever suffered for it? Those who will listen already know, and the ones who don't know aren't listening.



Sure.
He got the head of PBS to step down.
He got several members of DSA in DC fired.
He stopped a Cernovich inauguration party from being attacked, with the planned attackers arrested.

I'm sure there are others.

The other thing he does is put these Lefty orgs on notice that they might get caught. I like to think he makes them nervous, less sure of themselves. There's a value in that, too, FWIW.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2019 05:44 PM (W+vEI)

52 "Looking forward to working with you to elect the first woman president of the United States"

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I take from this, that they were not looking forward to electing Hillary. Just that she would be the first woman president (arguably Obama beat her to it).

It's a not so subtle reminder that no one actually likes Hillary.

Posted by: SH at February 27, 2019 05:45 PM (sX1BW)

53 >The left cannot attempt to exile us and yet keep us prisoner under their thumbs.

They don't get this. They don't seem to understand that *we are armed to the fucking teeth.* How do they think this is going to work out in their favor?

Posted by: DanInMN at February 27, 2019 05:45 PM (/5ebB)

54 Off sock.

Posted by: tbodie at February 27, 2019 05:45 PM (Rhive)

55
Anyone know whether I'm right or wrong on this one?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2019 05:40 PM (I2dne)

45 I don't do social media either, but I assume you can just make up any old identity for faceslap, tweeter and the like if you needed it for something. True?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2019 05:42 PM (r+sAi)


I read somewhere that FB logs your search history and keeps collecting it, long after you attempt to delete your account. Not sure.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 27, 2019 05:45 PM (sy5kK)

56 42 "Looking forward to working with you to elect the first woman president of the United States"

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I'm still unclear on how Facebook and twitter aren't making campaign contributions with their actions.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 27, 2019 05:42 PM (xyung)


That is an excellent point. One could argue there is distinct value in being moved to the top of the list while they write code to surpress your opponent.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 27, 2019 05:45 PM (pUDQf)

57 As a former valley resident, I want to point out that maybe only 5-10% are activists, and they are all hard left. The other 90% are varying degrees of disinterested/uninformed/to busy working.

A LOT of people just have no idea what is going on politically and assume that the hard Leftism they hear as background noise is normal and correct.

And many are transplants - without the older family around (with more experience and wisdom, as well as time to understand politics and society) they to temper that socialist acceptance.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 27, 2019 05:45 PM (LWu6U)

58 If only Willard Romney hadn't been wishy-washy shapeshifter.

Posted by: Fritz at February 27, 2019 05:45 PM (wxZSX)

59
At what age do Men and Women "peak?"

"Study" says 50 and 18, respectively. For "desirability," that is.



Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst at February 27, 2019 05:45 PM (LWYzG)

60 Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2019 05:44 PM (NWiLs)

My dog only has one year then!

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 27, 2019 05:46 PM (ODaO0)

61
Would you agree?

Women are horniest at age 30-40.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst at February 27, 2019 05:46 PM (LWYzG)

62
23 An Amicable Divorce is best for the children.


I got this.

Posted by: King Solomon at February 27, 2019 05:46 PM (g0qqf)

63 One could argue there is distinct value in being moved to the top of the list while they write code to surpress your opponent.

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Counter-argument: the HRC candidacy.

... if I was a FB attorney.

Posted by: SH at February 27, 2019 05:47 PM (sX1BW)

64 Sponge

Posted by: First!!!!! at February 27, 2019 05:47 PM (C1NyB)

65 Friends don't let friends do facebook.

Posted by: Eromero at February 27, 2019 05:47 PM (zLDYs)

66 Women are horniest at age 30-40.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst at February 27, 2019 05:46 PM (LWYzG)


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Oh sunofabitch.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 27, 2019 05:47 PM (xyung)

67 I'm still unclear on how Facebook and twitter aren't making campaign contributions with their actions.

Well yeah I mean that seems like the approach to take. Bust them for helping out one side of politics because that changes everything about the way they can and do business.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2019 05:47 PM (39g3+)

68 OT
Ok, we have a new judge of the year candidate. A superior court judge in Wake county , NC has ruled that the recent state amendments passed by the voters of NC are invalid because they were proposed by the NC legislature. The judge says the legislature is so gerrymandered that it cannot represent the people and therefore these amendments are illegal.
The case before him that resulted in these rulings was brought by the NAACP. because one of the amendments requires voter ID to vote in NC. Obama appt. judge.

The entire state, not just gerrymandered districts voted for or against the amendments. Both Democrats and Republicans in the legislature are actually in agreement that this ruling is nuts and plans to appeal.

This judge has basically nullified the entire NC legislature.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 27, 2019 05:47 PM (3VmCZ)

69 >>I take from this, that they were not looking forward to electing Hillary. Just that she would be the first woman president (arguably Obama beat her to it).



Sadly, in another email she calls Hillary "magical." Ick.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2019 05:47 PM (W+vEI)

70 O/T early, but there's video over at GP with an exchange at the hearings today. It shows Tlaib accusing Mark Meadows of essentially being a racist. Meadows objects, Cummings jumps in, Tlaib attempts to explain herself, then Meadows becomes incensed. He then goes into "I'm not a racist....I've have nieces and nephews who are 'people of color.'"

The whole thing is painful to watch, but I recommend it, just to see what a fucking joke Congress is. It's cringeworthy, embarrassing and enraging,

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 27, 2019 05:48 PM (JcXHH)

71 "Study" says 50 and 18, respectively. For "desirability," that is.

Sounds like a 50 year old man studying college girls

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2019 05:48 PM (39g3+)

72 I am old enough to remember when the Dems claimed showing movies that starred (small role) aspiring politicians was a campaign violation.

Posted by: Admiral Painter at February 27, 2019 05:48 PM (Rhive)

73 Women are horniest at age 30-40.

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Men: 15 -

Posted by: SH at February 27, 2019 05:48 PM (sX1BW)

74 I read somewhere that FB logs your search history and keeps collecting it, long after you attempt to delete your account. Not sure.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 27, 2019 05:45 PM (sy5kK)
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They can't really do that if you aren't logged in and don't have their spyware on your phone.

They can track you as an entity through social media buttons (those have a unique ID) but they can't tie it to a profile if you have never logged in so they could match the ID - or if you don't have a profile at all. They have a profile on you regardless, but it less complete. And you should disable social media buttons on websites. There are browser plugins that can do it.

Zuckerberg flat-out lied to Congress about this and no one has called him on it any meaningful way. Facebook *does* have a dossier on you even if you're not a member and never agreed to their terms of service and privacy policy. So does Google. So does Twitter. He just blatantly lied about that. If they don't, then why do all of their social media buttons have a unique ID that follows you based on cookies from site to site?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2019 05:48 PM (I2dne)

75 Donkey Chompers thinks she's Rohrschach.

https://bit.ly/2EfZvMs

Actually she's Natasha Badenov.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 27, 2019 05:48 PM (+y/Ru)

76

If Carly Purina was running against Joke Biden or Bernie Sanders in '16, no one on the Left would've been clamoring to elect the "first woman president."



Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst at February 27, 2019 05:48 PM (LWYzG)

77 Counter-argument: the HRC candidacy.

... if I was a FB attorney.
Posted by: SH at February 27, 2019 05:47 PM (sX1BW)


Doesn't mean it isn't of value. Just means you can't polish a turd.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 27, 2019 05:49 PM (pUDQf)

78 I still don't understand how anyone's vote is influenced by Facebook. My idiot liberals post idiot liberal stuff all the time.

I don't go there for news.

Facebook has directly got me laid by two girls, once briefly and once that lasted years, and is a repository of other girls who won't sleep with me today but have ever done and who knows what the future holds?

And, you know, high school and college friends. I fail to see FB as a political influencer.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2019 05:49 PM (fuK7c)

79 As I've stated before - a divorce won't work and staying together won't work. We're going to war, or we're going to gulags. It's inevitable. I plan to fight.

But I'm still in favor of the divorce.

If we are no longer countrymen, even on paper, we have more room to punish the enemy once we win.

And we will win.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2019 05:49 PM (5aX2M)

80 We need another planet. One with a wall.

Posted by: Orson at February 27, 2019 05:49 PM (7QyDS)

81 Women are horniest until marriage.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 27, 2019 05:50 PM (pUDQf)

82 Zuck wanted to help Hillz, and he wasn't going to deal with any minions. He has minions for that.

Zuck and Podesta on the same team. There's a pair. Can't wait for that wedding.

Posted by: Burger Chef at February 27, 2019 05:50 PM (RuIsu)

83 >>>Women are horniest at age 30-40.<<<

Pro Tip: Stay away from the ones who have been 29 years old for over eleventy years.

Posted by: Fritz at February 27, 2019 05:50 PM (wxZSX)

84 If the left wants to be free of us, I understand -- but then, we must negotiate a full and formal political separation. The left cannot attempt to exile us and yet keep us prisoner under their thumbs.

You want done with us? I could not rush to agree with your impulse any faster.

But done means DONE. We will not accept your plan of keeping us a second (at best) class citizens under your rule.

And now, let us here from David French about how accepting a forced status as second-class citizens and serfs is the natural and proper status of a well-behaved constitutionalist conservative.


Well ace, that's the problem--you can't be a totalitarian without somebody over whom to totalitarit. Or something. The point is that they need a serf class and it sure isn't going to be them.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at February 27, 2019 05:51 PM (RD7QR)

85 "ACORN got ended, so there's that. "

Yeah. This is what happened when we smashed Acorn.

NSFATC

https://tinyurl.com/klywudp

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at February 27, 2019 05:51 PM (g0qqf)

86 I still don't understand how anyone's vote is influenced by Facebook. My idiot liberals post idiot liberal stuff all the time.

I don't go there for news.
...
And, you know, high school and college friends. I fail to see FB as a political influencer.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2019 05:49 PM (fuK7c)
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A lot of people do. For many people, it is the primary or only source of news. Keep in mind that a lot of young folk used "The Daily Show With Jon Stewart" as a primary news source.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2019 05:52 PM (I2dne)

87 Liberals need our taxes to survive.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 27, 2019 05:52 PM (pUDQf)

88 Study" says 50 and 18, respectively. For "desirability," that is.


Sounds like a 50 year old man studying college girls

....

It actually sounds reasonable if the most desirable quality in a man is wealth and stability.

But I'm not buying it.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 27, 2019 05:52 PM (jl/Cd)

89 I'm for a divorce. I don't want to live with a spouse who thinks killing born babies (born or not) is okay.

That would be like "making it work" with a serial killer. Ahhh, no.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 27, 2019 05:52 PM (jUVms)

90 Counter-argument: the HRC candidacy.



... if I was a FB attorney.

Posted by: SH at February 27, 2019 05:47 PM (sX1BW)

Counter, counter argument: Hilldog would have lost the popular vote by huge margins... and the EV by huger margins... if leftie tech giants and the press hadn't been carrying her water.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 27, 2019 05:53 PM (F/KeJ)

91 61
Would you agree?

Women are horniest at age 30-40.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst


cougars only START getting horny at 50.

rowr!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 27, 2019 05:53 PM (d7Ww2)

92 >>Men: 15 -


The late bloomers, sure.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2019 05:53 PM (HEb26)

93 Counter, counter argument: Hilldog would have lost the popular vote by huge margins... and the EV by huger margins... if leftie tech giants and the press hadn't been carrying her water.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 27, 2019 05:53 PM (F/KeJ)
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Whether or not she won is beside the point. What is the point is whether actions represent an in-kind campaign contribution. I would argue that it very clearly does. But this is not an argument that will ever need to be made because no one in any official position will ever bother asking the question in the first place.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2019 05:54 PM (I2dne)

94 >>Study" says 50 and 18, respectively. For "desirability," that is.


What's the age of consent in this State?

18?

OK. 18 it is.

Posted by: Study Author at February 27, 2019 05:54 PM (HEb26)

95 What if you're a Low-T Conservative?

Asking for a friend in Florida.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 27, 2019 05:55 PM (pUDQf)

96 Democracies only last 250 years or so. We're closing in on the end here folks.
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 27, 2019 05:36 PM (7ZQe3)


is that 12 years? I can't tell.


They told me there was no math here.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg



7 years.

1776 + 250 = 2026.

Go long on ammo.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2019 05:55 PM (eg609)

97 Hey everybody.

Ace, great work as usual, and may I humbly suggest a new name for the GOPe sucks who support these conservative-censoring platforms?

Blance DuBois conservatives.

They think if we just go on "relying on the kindness of strangers" forever, things will somehow work out. They won't, ever.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2019 05:55 PM (miE9U)

98 Hold my water!

*hic* *shart* *cackle* *glug-glug-glug*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 27, 2019 05:55 PM (wxZSX)

99 >>I still don't understand how anyone's vote is influenced by Facebook. My idiot liberals post idiot liberal stuff all the time.


First, I think a lot of younger people get their news from the facebook newsfeed? I don't have facebook, so that's just what I've read.

Second, and more important, I think, is that in 2012 Obama hired one of the facebook founders to manage the tech part of his campaign. They set up Obama's campaign site to be a front page to facebook - people could login to their facebook accounts and manage campaign organizing via all the info the Obama site retrieved from facebook. Things like "Here are five of your friends who are undecided, want to sent them this quick form letter or invite them to one of these listed nearby events?" Nudge, nudge, nudge!!

I'm sure that Obama's team was also harvesting all sorts of facebook interactions that were facilitated through their site to know where they needed to books their message, etc. Being able to harness facebook data in that way was a yuuuge advantage.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2019 05:55 PM (W+vEI)

100 Here's a pic of my half-eaten dinner!

Posted by: That Faceplant friend of yours at February 27, 2019 05:55 PM (Tyii7)

101 What if you're a Low-T Conservative?

Asking for a friend in Florida.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 27, 2019 05:55 PM (pUDQf)

--------

Hahahahahhh Good one, but we know it's you, Rubio.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 27, 2019 05:55 PM (jUVms)

102 I don't think we will make it to 2026.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 27, 2019 05:55 PM (pUDQf)

103 That's underhanded bullshit worthy of a pussy who knows they can't win and has to cheat.
On the money.

Posted by: An Observation at February 27, 2019 05:56 PM (e6Kg9)

104 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at February 27, 2019 05:56 PM (9nfZX)

105 They would not leave us alone after a national divorce.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 27, 2019 05:56 PM (iaBVH)

106 When I was on FB I always "hid" people who posted weirdness or rudeness, but I kept a few of the more demented ones showing just to have a few laughs.

They don't disappoint.

Posted by: navybrat on a mission from Odin at February 27, 2019 05:56 PM (w7KSn)

107 Hahahahahhh Good one, but we know it's you, Rubio.
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 27, 2019 05:55 PM (jUVms


I chuckled. And drank some water.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 27, 2019 05:56 PM (pUDQf)

108 Sources: Beto O'Rourke won't challenge John Cornyn for Senate, paving way for presidential bid

Posted by: Ha at February 27, 2019 05:57 PM (X1HZh)

109 OT

Any gun geeks floating around?

Posted by: weirdflunky at February 27, 2019 05:57 PM (GwY6O)

110 Bill Maher says we want to be them.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2019 05:57 PM (aKsyK)

111 please see the sidebar

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2019 05:58 PM (PbpT7)

112 It actually sounds reasonable if the most desirable quality in a man is wealth and stability.

But I'm not buying it."

Wealth, stability, and knowing how not to be a complete and total jerk all the time. That's about it, really.

And guys who've got enough wealth can get away with the jerk part pretty easily.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2019 05:58 PM (Kpl3J)

113 >>Second, and more important, I think, is that in 2012 Obama hired one of the facebook founders to manage the tech part of his campaign.


Just adding: Facebook knew Obama was doing this and didn't stop them. Then Trump's campaign also found a way to use facebook to assist their campaign, via Cambridge Analytica's help, and facebook was mad.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2019 05:58 PM (W+vEI)

114 29 French is a thought leader in his own mind and a salad dressing.

which no one seems to have anymore. it's like the world has fallen into the pocket of big ranch.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 27, 2019 05:58 PM (sGtp+)

115 I'm optimistic that Don Jr seems to "get it" and that will possibly work it's way to the WH.

Trump really has a lot more power than he realizes, a few DOJ prosecutions and going after some other things like privacy concerns could bring these monopolies to their knees. Investors will flee.

Posted by: Blago at February 27, 2019 05:58 PM (UfkIY)

116 79 As I've stated before - a divorce won't work and staying together won't work. We're going to war, or we're going to gulags. It's inevitable. I plan to fight.

But I'm still in favor of the divorce.

If we are no longer countrymen, even on paper, we have more room to punish the enemy once we win.

And we will win.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2019 05:49 PM (5aX2M)
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YD, I often agree with your comments, and these words describe where I am at on this issue

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 27, 2019 05:58 PM (IDhUW)

117 They would not leave us alone after a national divorce.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 27, 2019 05:56 PM (iaBVH)

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Of course not. How could they?

The sooner we accept facts, the better. THIS IS OVER.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2019 05:58 PM (5aX2M)

118 ace, you don't really expect me to click on that sidebar link after that explanation, do you?

Posted by: bluebell at February 27, 2019 05:59 PM (U5tDi)

119 the best thing to do when called a racist is to throw your head back and lol.

i have done it before and it was satisfying.

Posted by: trapper's girl at February 27, 2019 05:59 PM (yRQGC)

120 Bill Maher says we want to be them.

Yeah, I want to be mentally ill in the worst kind of way. Not.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 27, 2019 05:59 PM (Tyii7)

121 motherfuckinghamsterfucker...


ACE!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 27, 2019 05:59 PM (d7Ww2)

122 The left cannot attempt to exile us and yet keep us prisoner under their thumbs.

==

disagree

Stalin did it
so will they

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 27, 2019 05:59 PM (BJlbN)

123 Don Jr will make a fine President in 2024.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 27, 2019 05:59 PM (pUDQf)

124
please see the sidebar

Posted by: ace



Yeah, me. Of course.

Now you want a Japanesa doll!

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst at February 27, 2019 05:59 PM (LWYzG)

125 The Chicken endorses that Sidebar Video.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2019 05:59 PM (HEb26)

126 Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 27, 2019 05:58 PM (IDhUW)

-------

Thanks!

I wish we could agree about something less grim, but c'est la vie

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2019 06:00 PM (5aX2M)

127 My Face Book is censored by the Anty Fa!

Posted by: Grampy Ken at February 27, 2019 06:01 PM (7zmiP)

128 The Japanese are a scary people.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2019 06:01 PM (/tuJf)

129 I don't get the feeling we're winning. Is it just me?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 27, 2019 06:01 PM (H8QX8)

130 99 I'm sure that Obama's team was also harvesting all sorts of facebook interactions that were facilitated through their site to know where they needed to books their message, etc. Being able to harness facebook data in that way was a yuuuge advantage.

nah. probably just an innocent scam to score extra resources for their farmville farms.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 27, 2019 06:01 PM (sGtp+)

131 >>please see the sidebar
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2019 05:58 PM (PbpT7)


Needs More Tentacles.

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at February 27, 2019 06:01 PM (HEb26)

132 ace, are we supposed to click the link?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 27, 2019 06:02 PM (jl/Cd)

133 FB, Google et al are in the pockets of the politicians. Nothing will be done to stop this.
Posted by: Jewells45

I think you may have that backwards.
Follow the money, after all.

Posted by: MarkY at February 27, 2019 06:02 PM (P/mKo)

134 Ace really has some weird taste in porn.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 27, 2019 06:02 PM (pUDQf)

135 saw some of Cohen's drama on tv
He's doing a Better Call Saul impression

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 27, 2019 06:02 PM (BJlbN)

136 please see the sidebar

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2019 05:58 PM (PbpT7)

ACE!! You made me choke on the chocolate chip cookie I was attempting to eat. Warn a girl next time, please!?!

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 27, 2019 06:02 PM (F/KeJ)

137

The sidebar piece is hilarious!

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst at February 27, 2019 06:02 PM (LWYzG)

138 Are not all morons knowing about guns?

Posted by: Yo! at February 27, 2019 06:03 PM (9nfZX)

139 >>>which no one seems to have anymore. it's like the world has fallen into the pocket of big ranch.

i had french dressing two nights ago.

Posted by: trapper's girl at February 27, 2019 06:03 PM (yRQGC)

140 I have to run, but I do have to say that the Timcast video Ace linked to at the end of the content was really excellent. Worth the 12 minutes.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2019 06:03 PM (I2dne)

141 Break them up with a hammer.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 27, 2019 06:03 PM (BBWB6)

142 > The left cannot attempt to exile us and yet keep us prisoner under their thumbs.

The essence of much of the modern left is a moral crusade though more than a political movement. They feel the need to convert us or kill us for the good of our souls, like the conquistadors with the natives they encountered. If they just let us go to be by ourselves as a separate polity - to, you know, happily being meat eating, carbon emitting, colonializing, racist, private healthcare-advocating transphobic biiigottttssss - they take it as a sinful afront to their false god of equality. Just like Islam and Communism, modern globohomo progressivism will stop at nothing less than world conversion.

Posted by: Ian at February 27, 2019 06:03 PM (A1QkI)

143 I'll gladly take the national divorce at this point. I have silo ed myself already. I don't have lefty friends anymore, I don't watch anything out of hollywood any more. I can't talk about my politics in public anymore. If I find a lefty in my life they get relegated to polite acquaintance pretty fast. That is just the sad reality. The lefties I have known in the past have all drifted away.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 27, 2019 06:04 PM (0OmEj)

144 >>>118 ace, you don't really expect me to click on that sidebar link after that explanation, do you?


well there's nothing overt-overt. I mean, you sort of have to add your own imagination to what's going on.

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2019 06:04 PM (PbpT7)

145 FaceBook gets more fundamentalist Islamic every day. They keep insisting that half of the nation should be subjugated to a second class, to a different set of laws, and to a confiscatory tax structure that props up their own Socialism under which the rubes must live.

And then there's the taqiya to rationalize their deceptions.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 27, 2019 06:04 PM (6eEQ+)

146 I don't get the feeling we're winning. Is it just me?

-
The Future Is Uncertain And The End Is Always Near

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 27, 2019 06:04 PM (+y/Ru)

147 please see the sidebar

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2019 05:58 PM (PbpT7)



See, I thought you were going to say "someone linked an artificial vagina ad and now my sponsors are bailing", but no. You went the other direction.

You went Full Appreciation.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2019 06:04 PM (fuK7c)

148 >>>134 Ace really has some weird taste in porn.


Yes, but that's not at play here.

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2019 06:04 PM (PbpT7)

149 I think you may have that backwards.
Follow the money, after all.


Been a long day lol!

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 27, 2019 06:05 PM (dUJdY)

150 The left will never leave us alone. Never

The live for that shit

Posted by: Yo! at February 27, 2019 06:05 PM (9nfZX)

151 BWHAHAHAHA....the side bar. Ace's comments are the best part.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 27, 2019 06:05 PM (jUVms)

152 So......when can I sue Fakebook and their nefarious owners into the poor house?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 27, 2019 06:05 PM (Z+IKu)

153 This guy is just randomly going around his house and picking up a drill and an apple and a tube of epoxy and saying, "Here is how you combine these three things to put your dick in them."

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2019 06:05 PM (PbpT7)

154 Break them up with a hammer.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 27, 2019 06:03 PM


It's been done before.

Posted by: zombie Charles Martel at February 27, 2019 06:05 PM (DMUuz)

155
I linked a real-life-like doll that dispenses adult beverages from her life-like nipples.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst at February 27, 2019 06:06 PM (LWYzG)

156 My doc tried to ask me some sheria type questions and some dogeater questions and I said no sirree libtard, I don't roll like that.

Posted by: Grampy Ken at February 27, 2019 06:06 PM (7zmiP)

157 This guy is just randomly going around his house and picking up a drill and an apple and a tube of epoxy and saying, "Here is how you combine these three things to put your dick in them."
=====

You've never done that?

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at February 27, 2019 06:06 PM (JcXHH)

158 Yo-


http://tinyurl.com/y3ncc456



Gun Geeks

SFW if guns are suitable at your work

Posted by: weirdflunky at February 27, 2019 06:06 PM (GwY6O)

159 Those crafty nips, always miniaturizing things. The one I designed for me is made from a five gallon bucket!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2019 06:07 PM (5aX2M)

160 Weird taste in pr0n requires tentacles, flashing lights, and Kurt Eichmanwald stroking it out

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 27, 2019 06:07 PM (BBWB6)

161 I was told there would be hot Latina babes here.

Posted by: Weasel at February 27, 2019 05:37 PM (0CN5+)
........

How'd you get this place mixed up with Televisa Monterrey?

Posted by: wth at February 27, 2019 06:07 PM (v0R5T)

162 They don't get this. They don't seem to understand that *we are armed to
the fucking teeth.* How do they think this is going to work out in
their favor?


They have faith in their inherent superiority; that is a major part of the religion of the left.

Posted by: An Observation at February 27, 2019 06:07 PM (e6Kg9)

163 I think it's a fair question to ask just what the hell Ace was googling to come up with Dixie cup sex dude.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 27, 2019 06:07 PM (pUDQf)

164 >>I linked a real-life-like doll that dispenses adult beverages from her life-like nipples.

that's what put me down this rabbit hole.

Now I'm thinking about pouring some vanilla pudding, some liquid rubber, and some red food die into an old slipper and having sex with it.

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2019 06:07 PM (PbpT7)

165 And now, let us here from David French about how accepting a status as
subjugated second-class citizens is the natural and proper status of a
well-behaved good little conservative Girl Scouts who want to be appear
in The Atlantic and on MSNBC on occasion.


Rule of Law, old boy. Plus - the Union must be preserved at all costs. Final point ... my hair is proudly not on fire.

Posted by: GroggNog at February 27, 2019 06:07 PM (1isvA)

166 http://tinyurl.com/y3ncc456
Gun Geeks
SFW if guns are suitable at your work
Posted by: weirdflunky at February 27, 2019 06:06 PM (GwY6O)


I found this page there and now I'll be there for a while:
http://tinyurl.com/yytwrr67

Go on without me.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 27, 2019 06:09 PM (t+qrx)

167 Now I'm thinking about pouring some vanilla pudding, some liquid rubber, and some red food die into an old slipper and having sex with it.
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2019 06:07 PM (PbpT7)


You really need to consider the clean up factor. That alone has assuaged me from many a shameful act.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 27, 2019 06:09 PM (pUDQf)

168
Now I'm thinking about pouring some vanilla pudding, some liquid rubber, and some red food die into an old slipper and having sex with it.


See, ladies? See how easy you are to replace?

#mgtow for life

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst at February 27, 2019 06:09 PM (LWYzG)

169 Been a long day lol!
Posted by: Jewells45
Wanted to warn you not to go to work, but would you listen?
pshhh

Posted by: MarkY at February 27, 2019 06:09 PM (P/mKo)

170 If the NeverTrumpers had even one fucking ounce of common sense, and were actual Republicans instead of Trojan Fascists, they would realize this is why you vote Trump.


He's the only horse willing to fight these horrendus battles, and if they aren't fought now, politically, they will be fought later (and not much later) with bats and guns in the streets.

So, David French, I beg of you to take a step back and see the larger picture. Fight now, or fight later, but you will fight.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, still coffee drinking at February 27, 2019 06:09 PM (Z216Q)

171 Now I'm thinking about pouring some vanilla pudding, some liquid rubber, and some red food die into an old slipper and having sex with it.


Go for it. Just remember to always put the slipper's pleasure first.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2019 06:09 PM (fuK7c)

172 This guy is just randomly going around his house and picking up a drill and an apple and a tube of epoxy ...
ace at February 27, 2019 06:05 PM


What kind of drill? A FIXA, a DeWalt 20V FlexVolt Hammer Drill, or something in between?

Inquiring commenters want tot know!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 27, 2019 06:09 PM (DMUuz)

173 Now I'm thinking about pouring some vanilla pudding, some liquid rubber, and some red food die into an old slipper and having sex with it.
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2019 06:07 PM

Mother Hubba-Hubba-Hubbard.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 27, 2019 06:10 PM (zmIJL)

174 156
I linked a real-life-like doll that dispenses adult beverages from her life-like nipples.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst at February 27, 2019 06:06 PM (LWYzG)


"Been there and done that, oh my brothers...:

- - Korova Milk Bar

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2019 06:10 PM (zBaqJ)

175 Wanted to warn you not to go to work, but would you listen?

I know.. I should have stayed home. Horrible day.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 27, 2019 06:10 PM (dUJdY)

176 why da fuk is David French even a thing
he's a nobody

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 27, 2019 06:10 PM (BJlbN)

177 174 Now I'm thinking about pouring some vanilla pudding, some liquid rubber, and some red food die into an old slipper and having sex with it.
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2019 06:07 PM

Mother Hubba-Hubba-Hubbard.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 27, 2019 06:10 PM (zmIJL)


The animatronic Sandra Fluke.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2019 06:11 PM (zBaqJ)

178 That poor shoe...

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 27, 2019 06:11 PM (BBWB6)

179 well there's nothing overt-overt. I mean, you sort of have to add your own imagination to what's going on.
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2019 06:04 PM (PbpT7)
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I see. Yes, well, I think I'll leave it to the professionals here. I'm going to go make some chicken tortilla soup*.

*not a euphemism

Posted by: bluebell at February 27, 2019 06:11 PM (U5tDi)

180 One no longer wonders why birth rates in Japan are plummeting...

Posted by: navybrat on a mission from Odin at February 27, 2019 06:11 PM (w7KSn)

181 Fight now, or fight later, but you will fight.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, still coffee drinking at February 27, 2019 06:09 PM (Z216Q)


No. They won't.

Posted by: GroggNog at February 27, 2019 06:11 PM (1isvA)

182 Now I'm thinking about pouring some vanilla pudding, some liquid rubber, and some red food die into an old slipper and having sex with it.

=====

Go for it. Just remember to always put the slipper's pleasure first.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2019 06:09 PM


Get quattro slippers, so you can engage in four play, and don't forget about the little man in the toe.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 27, 2019 06:12 PM (DMUuz)

183 "Been there and done that, oh my brothers...:


- - Korova Milk Bar



Maybe some Moloko is what the Dr ordered...

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 27, 2019 06:12 PM (sLicW)

184 179 That poor shoe...
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 27, 2019 06:11 PM (BBWB6)



"ED SULLIVAN!!!"

- - Paul Lynde

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2019 06:12 PM (zBaqJ)

185 I'll never eat another cup o'noodles as long as I live.

Posted by: Fritz at February 27, 2019 06:12 PM (wxZSX)

186 The left will not allow for a divorce in the same way the femi-nazis will not allow men to spurn their rejection and castigation for prostitutes or sex robots. ( My preferred alternative is the Moe Szyslak approach of getting a time machine for caveman hookers)

Posted by: theATL at February 27, 2019 06:12 PM (yFgwo)

187 I see. Yes, well, I think I'll leave it to the professionals here. I'm going to go make some chicken tortilla soup*.

*not a euphemism

Posted by: bluebell at February 27, 2019 06:11 PM (U5tDi)


She called us professionals. Lol.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 27, 2019 06:13 PM (pUDQf)

188 186 I'll never eat another cup o'noodles as long as I live.
Posted by: Fritz at February 27, 2019 06:12 PM (wxZSX)


More like Cup O' Jap Seminal Vesicles.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2019 06:13 PM (zBaqJ)

189 165 >>I linked a real-life-like doll that dispenses adult beverages from her life-like nipples.

that's what put me down this rabbit hole.

Now I'm thinking about pouring some vanilla pudding, some liquid rubber, and some red food die into an old slipper and having sex with it.
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2019 06:07 PM (PbpT7)


Don't you have a perfectly good toaster you could fuck instead?

Posted by: Buzzion at February 27, 2019 06:13 PM (WaxcS)

190 >> Now I'm thinking about pouring some vanilla pudding, some liquid rubber, and some red food die into an old slipper and having sex with it.


Why the Red Food Dye?

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2019 06:14 PM (HEb26)

191 What is a sidebar that you speak of??

Posted by: Yo! at February 27, 2019 06:14 PM (9nfZX)

192 So today's big news has been Salsa Balls guy and Latex Rubber Cup Fucker.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 27, 2019 06:14 PM (pUDQf)

193 The couch is put out?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 27, 2019 06:14 PM (BBWB6)

194 I love that this thread has given us the phrases Dixie cup sex dude and caveman hookers.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - una gadda davida at February 27, 2019 06:14 PM (xyung)

195 Ace's couch is gonna want to go to couples counseling.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2019 06:14 PM (HEb26)

196 ummmmm, ace,

when's the last time you got some?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 27, 2019 06:14 PM (d7Ww2)

197 Don't you have a perfectly good toaster you could fuck instead?

It would still have fewer scorch marks and scars than Bill Clinton's.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 27, 2019 06:14 PM (ykYG2)

198 The left will not allow for a divorce in the same
way the femi-nazis will not allow men to spurn their rejection and
castigation for prostitutes or sex robots. ( My preferred alternative is
the Moe Szyslak approach of getting a time machine for caveman hookers)

Posted by: theATL at February 27, 2019 06:12 PM (yFgwo)


Here's hoping our chins are a little stronger than those before us who let Carrie Nation become a hero.

I have my doubts - but here's hoping all the same.

Posted by: GroggNog at February 27, 2019 06:14 PM (1isvA)

199 Why the Red Food Dye?


Proof of virginity.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2019 06:14 PM (fuK7c)

200 Why the Red Food Dye?
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2019 06:14 PM (HEb26


Realism. Duh.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 27, 2019 06:14 PM (pUDQf)

201
As I have stated many times, there cannot be an amicable split. The Left, like Islam is a pseudo religious death cult that must conquer or destroy anything antithetical to its belief system. Especially all others that by their own successful, thriving and advancing existence disproves their very core beliefs and aims.

QED.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2019 06:15 PM (zBaqJ)

202 196 Ace's couch is gonna want to go to couples counseling.
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2019 06:14 PM (HEb26)


I finally understood the Beano advert with the talking mattress. Same deal.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2019 06:15 PM (zBaqJ)

203 Why not pop in Avatar and break out the Blue Food Dye?

St Patrick's Day is coming up...

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2019 06:15 PM (HEb26)

204 *scurries in*

Bander texted me to let me know that we are discussing matters within my realm of expertise.

*watches youtube vids*

Hmmm. Interesting. But still no Sawzall dildo attachment. Which, no, you scamps, I do not have personal experience with as that scares me. I mean. What if the dildo falls off? Nothing good can come of it.

The Sqweel on the other hand. Um. brb

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 27, 2019 06:16 PM (GbPPJ)

205 176 Wanted to warn you not to go to work, but would you listen?

I know.. I should have stayed home. Horrible day.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 27, 2019 06:10 PM (dUJdY)
------
Sorry to hear you had a bad day Jewells

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 27, 2019 06:16 PM (IDhUW)

206 >>>Why the Red Food Dye?


visual presentation. Pink.

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2019 06:16 PM (PbpT7)

207
They would not leave us alone after a national divorce.
Posted by: BourbonChicken


They would demand alimony.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2019 06:16 PM (aKsyK)

208 Now I'm thinking about pouring some vanilla pudding, some liquid rubber, and some red food die into an old slipper and having sex with it.
Posted by: ace at F



the rubber, dye, and pudding will be a nice change.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2019 06:16 PM (MTjB1)

209 Looks like the six OneWeb satellites were successfully deployed while I was on my way home from work.

Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2019 06:17 PM (sdi6R)

210 ace, are we supposed to click the link?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 27, 2019 06:02 PM (jl/Cd)
***********
It's ace's latest DIY project and let's just say it has nothing to do with shelving.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2019 06:17 PM (hECVl)

211 >> But still no Sawzall dildo attachment. Which, no, you scamps, I do not have personal experience with as that scares me. I mean. What if the dildo falls off?


Buy American!

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2019 06:17 PM (HEb26)

212 Why the Red Food Dye?


visual presentation. Pink.
Posted by: ace at F




racist

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2019 06:17 PM (MTjB1)

213 I was told there would be hot Latina babes here.
Posted by: Weasel at February 27, 2019 05:37 PM


If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor, too.

Posted by: Barky "Choomer" Obama at February 27, 2019 06:17 PM (DMUuz)

214 Ace could pop in Guardians of the Glalaxy and pull out his Pet Rocket.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 27, 2019 06:17 PM (pUDQf)

215 I love that this thread has given us the phrases Dixie cup sex dude and caveman hookers.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - una gadda davida at February 27, 2019 06:14 PM (xyung)


I wonder if anyone here saw Dixie Cup Sex Dude & the Caveman Hookers in concert. Maybe as an opening act, say, at an appropriate venue.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 27, 2019 06:17 PM (t+qrx)

216 Ok. But we'll keep our guns. For the children.


See how that works?

Posted by: Marcus T at February 27, 2019 06:17 PM (XzgAr)

217 Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 27, 2019 06:16 PM (GbPPJ)

I know a guy that, if his franchise plan gets off the ground, will let you buy at cost.

Posted by: GroggNog at February 27, 2019 06:17 PM (1isvA)

218 202 ... QED.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2019 06:15 PM (zBaqJ)


That's why the state of Israel must be wiped out. Because its very being proves what an abject failure the Islamic world and worldview is. Same with the Left and the old Soviets.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2019 06:18 PM (zBaqJ)

219 Democracies only last 250 years or so. We're closing in on the end here folks.
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 27, 2019 05:36 PM (7ZQe3)

Yup. Read it and weep:

http://people.uncw.edu/kozloffm/glubb.pdf

Posted by: Russtovich at February 27, 2019 06:18 PM (ZJRPl)

220 How have we not all chipped in and bought AtC a Sybian?

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2019 06:18 PM (HEb26)

221 That story about the Maryland state rep who used the n-word: I could've sworn the first news reports had her down as a Republican, but I can't recall where I saw that. She's a Democrat, surprise surprise. The reports I see now correctly identify her but I wonder if it was an initial attempt to deflect, like CNN with "Republican" Gov. Northam.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 27, 2019 06:18 PM (zmIJL)

222
I nominate #202 for thread winner!

Posted by: Yo! at February 27, 2019 06:18 PM (9nfZX)

223
Old and busted - Sybil Danning
New hotness - Sybian Ramming

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2019 06:18 PM (zBaqJ)

224 How have we not all chipped in and bought AtC a Sybian?
Posted by: garrett at F



have to raise some more for the ladder.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2019 06:19 PM (MTjB1)

225 In the same way The Other McCain was at the tip of the spear in covering SJWarriorism, Tim Pool is at one with the bifurcation of Western society via tech monopolies and Civil War precursors.

It's going to get worse. The Left (along with Uniparty stagnation) is going to ensure it.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 27, 2019 06:19 PM (6eEQ+)

226 One thing good that could happen out of the banking conspiracy; start to use your locally affiliated banks.

Don't use the branches of the nationals. Use a local bank (they will probably have some branches spread around your county/district to make it more convenient.

They are less likely to be influenced by politics and even by the larger banks in the larger venues.

I know I've switched all my accounts into a local bank and tho they cover more than just my state, they are a lot smaller than the big globalist/nationalist like Chase, Wells Fargo, BoA, etc.

Go do it and you'll feel a sense of security and a lack of concern that they'll pull the rug out from under you.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 27, 2019 06:19 PM (TUY4S)

227 Hmmm. Interesting. But still no Sawzall dildo attachment. Which, no, you scamps, I do not have personal experience with as that scares me. I mean. What if the dildo falls off? Nothing good can come of it."

I've been told there's an entire net channel dedicated to that kind of thing, I'm sure you could find it if you tried.

gives a whole new meaning to Hump-bot.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2019 06:19 PM (Kpl3J)

228 223
I nominate #202 for thread winner!
Posted by: Yo! at February 27, 2019 06:18 PM (9nfZX)


Thanks, and see my addendum at 219.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2019 06:19 PM (zBaqJ)

229 What's the matter with chocolate pudding?

Posted by: Kamala! 2020! at February 27, 2019 06:19 PM (DMUuz)

230 Sawsall + sex toy??

Ummm..

Posted by: Yo! at February 27, 2019 06:20 PM (9nfZX)

231 visual presentation. Pink.

Posted by: ace





racist
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2019 06:17 PM (MTjB1)


In my youth, I did a respectable amount of field research in this matter.

I assure you, they are all indeed pink in the middle.

Posted by: GroggNog at February 27, 2019 06:20 PM (1isvA)

232 sometimes men are so odd.

Posted by: willow at February 27, 2019 06:20 PM (gLMhO)

233 230 230 What's the matter with chocolate pudding?
Posted by: Kamala! 2020! at February 27, 2019 06:19 PM (DMUuz)


"Brain damage!"

- - Bill Cosby

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2019 06:20 PM (zBaqJ)

234 The Fucksaw isn't actually reciprocating anymore.

It just gives and gives.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2019 06:20 PM (HEb26)

235 Re: the link - Maybe also draft what you're going to say when you go to the ER with your dick stick in hardened whatever in a dixie cup while you're at it?


"I was just minding my own business, uh, just planning a fun science project for when I babysit my niece, and . ."

Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2019 06:20 PM (W+vEI)

236 >>sometimes men are so odd.


Not me!

Posted by: Guy with 2 Dicks at February 27, 2019 06:21 PM (HEb26)

237
But done means DONE. We will not accept your plan of keeping us a second (at best) class citizens under your rule.

A national divorce? Absolutely.

Apartheid, with a ruling progressive class and subjugated conservatives? No.

---

They need the money. We're supposed to keep producing while they let us keep less and less of what we earn. Their business model is the vampire bat.

Posted by: Michael Cohen at February 27, 2019 06:21 PM (sj6X8)

238 Donald Trump kissed me on the verandah!

Posted by: Alva Johnson at February 27, 2019 06:21 PM (hjaPQ)

239 225 How have we not all chipped in and bought AtC a Sybian?
Posted by: garrett at F

have to raise some more for the ladder.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2019 06:19 PM (MTjB1)


I read that as "raise it up to her bladder."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2019 06:21 PM (zBaqJ)

240 Dicksie Cups?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 27, 2019 06:21 PM (oVJmc)

241 I know a guy that, if his franchise plan gets off the ground, will let you buy at cost.

Posted by: GroggNog at February 27, 2019 06:17 PM (1isvA)


Go on . . . .

By the by, there really is a Hello Kitty vibrator.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 27, 2019 06:22 PM (GbPPJ)

242 I think I will sell merch. And my first merch will be: the Ace of Spades Vagina in a Mug.

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2019 06:22 PM (PbpT7)

243 233 sometimes men are so odd.
Posted by: willow

------------------------
ah willow,

I think you're giving them far too much credit.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 27, 2019 06:22 PM (d7Ww2)

244 Buy American!
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2019 06:17 PM (HEb26)

why not just screw an American, how hard is this!

Posted by: willow at February 27, 2019 06:22 PM (gLMhO)

245 >>Dicksie Cups?


Solo Cup

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2019 06:22 PM (HEb26)

246 A note to the Cuck-servative set: The Jewish prison guards in the concentration camps were still in concentration camps.

Posted by: An Observation at February 27, 2019 06:22 PM (e6Kg9)

247
*watches youtube vids*

Hmmm. Interesting. But still no Sawzall dildo attachment. Which, no, you scamps, I do not have personal experience with as that scares me. I mean. What if the dildo falls off? Nothing good can come of it.

The Sqweel on the other hand. Um. brb

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 27, 2019 06:16 PM (GbPPJ)



I believe that there are now much safer implements than just attaching a dildo to a sawzall now. Like a full on machine.


Through uh research. That uh someone else did and told me about. I've certainly never seen video of a girl using one of them.

Posted by: Buzzion at February 27, 2019 06:23 PM (WaxcS)

248 nurse, at least they are not cranky from lack a ---

Posted by: willow at February 27, 2019 06:23 PM (gLMhO)

249 243 I think I will sell merch. And my first merch will be: the Ace of Spades Vagina in a Mug.
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2019 06:22 PM (PbpT7)


Isn't that Hillary forcing Bill to, er, "go there?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2019 06:23 PM (zBaqJ)

250 How does a split work JJ? Will you have to move or will I?

Posted by: freaked at February 27, 2019 06:23 PM (UdKB7)

251 Damn.. I need to vent. Ace..put up a vent post lol!

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 27, 2019 06:23 PM (dUJdY)

252 >>I think I will sell merch. And my first merch will be: the Ace of Spades Vagina in a Mug.


I still don't know why you don't offer AoSHQ Logo Embossed Jerk Socks in your merchandise Store?

You don't even have to sell them in pairs!

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2019 06:23 PM (HEb26)

253 Wasabi, Baby!

Posted by: Fritz at February 27, 2019 06:24 PM (wxZSX)

254 How have we not all chipped in and bought AtC a Sybian?
Posted by: garrett

They don't cum in miniature.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 27, 2019 06:24 PM (K9ExW)

255 241 Dicksie Cups?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 27, 2019 06:21 PM (oVJmc)


Dick see cups. Run cups, run.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2019 06:24 PM (zBaqJ)

256 233 sometimes men are so odd.
Posted by: willow at February 27, 2019 06:20 PM (gLMhO)

---------

Sometimes?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 27, 2019 06:24 PM (gC2IV)

257 227 One thing good that could happen out of the banking conspiracy; start to use your locally affiliated banks.

Don't use the branches of the nationals. Use a local bank (they will probably have some branches spread around your county/district to make it more convenient.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 27, 2019 06:19 PM (TUY4S)


I agree completely, but local banks keep getting bought up by the big chains.

Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2019 06:24 PM (sdi6R)

258 No. They won't.




Posted by: GroggNog at February 27, 2019 06:11 PM (1isvA)

====================
You may not be interested in war but war is interested in you.
They will fight.

Posted by: Leon Trotsky at February 27, 2019 06:24 PM (Z216Q)

259 Posted by: willow at February 27, 2019 06:20 PM (gLMhO)

It's all that testosterone and visual images of women.

This is why civilization does better when women attach themselves to men; those weird thoughts and stuff almost goes away. At least the volume is turned down and we can think of more useful things to do with our inventiveness and risk taking.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 27, 2019 06:24 PM (TUY4S)

260 By the by, there really is a Hello Kitty vibrator.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 27, 2019 06:22 PM (GbPPJ)


And at my Cirilla's you, and only you, will buy at cost. You will have a tab. I know you're good for it. Everybody else pays cash.

Not really kidding on this. I'm making some inquiries. Those things never shut down around here. I'm not ashamed to own it and work the counter.

Posted by: GroggNog at February 27, 2019 06:24 PM (1isvA)

261 Through uh research. That uh someone else did and told me about. I've certainly never seen video of a girl using one of them.
Posted by: Buzzion

Remember those Erector Sets we had as kids?
Yeah, good thing we had no imaginations then!

Posted by: MarkY at February 27, 2019 06:25 PM (P/mKo)

262 251 How does a split work JJ? Will you have to move or will I?
Posted by: freaked at February 27, 2019 06:23 PM (UdKB7)


Well, I am not staying here.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2019 06:25 PM (zBaqJ)

263 "I was just minding my own business, uh, just planning a fun science project for when I babysit my niece, and . ."
Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2019 06:20 PM (W+vEI)


Oh, no. The story has to be one for the ages. It would have to have cross-references, appendices, tables, diagrams. It would need to be comb-bound at the very least. Alternately: PowerPoint, with audience handouts. Bagels and coffee.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 27, 2019 06:25 PM (t+qrx)

264 sometimes men are so odd.
Posted by: willow at February 27, 2019 06:20 PM (gLMhO)


LOL. There is a play called "The Lady's Not for Burning" which takes place in the 1400s in England. One of the sweet young female characters says: "Men to me are a world in themselves; It's almost surprising to find that they speak English." Sometimes I agree

And men say the same about women .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2019 06:25 PM (AllCR)

265 ace could you use a silver chalice, and you know like class it up?

Posted by: willow at February 27, 2019 06:25 PM (gLMhO)

266 While we discuss sexual toys and some college kids you tube videos, Pakistan and India are rumbling and this clusterfuck of an administration doesn't even have an Ambassador to Pakistan! Why, it's almost like they're incompetent!

Posted by: Traveler at February 27, 2019 06:25 PM (EIxf9)

267 This naive notion of a divorce is dangerous delusion.

There is no disinterested third party who could enforce any agreement.

You want the UN to come in and broker the deal and keep the peace?

No you don't.

Posted by: simplemind at February 27, 2019 06:25 PM (ZuGkg)

268 One word: INEZ.

Accept nothing lesser.

Posted by: LELO at February 27, 2019 06:25 PM (DMUuz)

269 I think I will sell merch. And my first merch will be: the Ace of Spades Vagina in a Mug.


Celebrity Vagina Molds are a thing. (Way NSFW)

https://bit.ly/2T0Oxoa

You could start by getting conservative babes to model. I'd buy a Kennedy mug.



Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2019 06:25 PM (fuK7c)

270 Fenelon, I have noticed they totally get what the other guys are about. even their odd sex toy dreams

Posted by: willow at February 27, 2019 06:26 PM (gLMhO)

271 "The left cannot attempt to exile us and yet keep us prisoner under their thumbs."

You know the history of the USSR well enough to know that the left will do both if they have the opportunity.

Posted by: aelfheld at February 27, 2019 06:26 PM (IxDhF)

272 Sanrio calls it a personal massager, right...

There was a comdienne who had a routine with it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 27, 2019 06:26 PM (BBWB6)

273 Apartheid, with a ruling progressive class and subjugated conservatives? No.

***

But that's the plan. So far you've all gone along with it. What, 50 years now? C'mon. Honey. Just bite the pillow

Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 27, 2019 06:26 PM (flrJp)

274
Since we now control the CFPB, the administration should use it to crack down on Chase B0fA Citi etc

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2019 06:26 PM (zBaqJ)

275 >>I'd buy a Kennedy mug.


Thank You.

Posted by: Caroline kennedy at February 27, 2019 06:27 PM (HEb26)

276 "Well, I am not staying here."

Good because I am only moving one more time and that will be further South. Yall are welcome to come too of course.

Posted by: freaked at February 27, 2019 06:27 PM (UdKB7)

277 Why does Pockeystahn need an ambassador?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - una gadda davida at February 27, 2019 06:27 PM (xyung)

278 267 While we discuss sexual toys and some college kids you tube videos, Pakistan and India are rumbling and this clusterfuck of an administration doesn't even have an Ambassador to Pakistan! Why, it's almost like they're incompetent!
Posted by: Traveler at February 27, 2019 06:25 PM (EIxf9)


Forward thinking. Maybe there won't be a Pakistan in a couple weeks.

Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2019 06:27 PM (sdi6R)

279 >>Celebrity Vagina Molds are a thing.


I'm not quite sure Ace qualifies as a celebrity.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2019 06:27 PM (HEb26)

280 You want the UN to come in and broker the deal and keep the peace?


Posted by: simplemind at February 27, 2019 06:25 PM (ZuGkg)


Then we kick their asses too.

I know - whenever talk of splitting the Union starts - you hate it.

But this shit is splitting. One way or the other.

Posted by: GroggNog at February 27, 2019 06:27 PM (1isvA)

281 I was just minding my own business, uh, just planning a fun science project for when I babysit my niece, and . ."
Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2019 06:20 PM (W+vEI)


You left out "Dear Penthouse Forum: I never believe the letters you print, but..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2019 06:28 PM (zBaqJ)

282 243 I think I will sell merch. And my first merch will be: the Ace of Spades Vagina in a Mug.

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2019 06:22 PM (PbpT7)
...........

They'll be flying off the shelves!

Posted by: wth at February 27, 2019 06:28 PM (v0R5T)

283 By the by, there really is a Hello Kitty vibrator.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 27, 2019 06:22 PM (GbPPJ)


I bought one for an ex-GF, years ago. Coming back through customs with it in my carry-on was disappointing and unremarkable.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 27, 2019 06:28 PM (t+qrx)

284 anyway, I refuse to be ruled by them, I mean i'm exhausted as hell these days, but I want my new mum and dad to not be insane.

Posted by: willow at February 27, 2019 06:28 PM (gLMhO)

285 This naive notion of a divorce is dangerous delusion.

There is no disinterested third party who could enforce any agreement.

You want the UN to come in and broker the deal and keep the peace?

No you don't.

Posted by: simplemind at February 27, 2019 06:25 PM (ZuGkg)

There will be no divorce.

Give the Leftist scum NOTHING.

Again i say.... why are we're waiting? What's it gonna take?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 27, 2019 06:28 PM (K9ExW)

286 Nazi Palsi has refused to call for Maduro's resignation, saying "we shouldn't get involved."

She's dumber than anyone ever thought possible.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 27, 2019 06:28 PM (hjaPQ)

287 Posted by: Traveler at February 27, 2019 06:25 PM (EIxf9)

Not convincing anyone here. Why bother?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2019 06:29 PM (AllCR)

288
And at my Cirilla's you, and only you, will buy at cost. You will have a tab. I know you're good for it. Everybody else pays cash.

Not really kidding on this. I'm making some inquiries. Those things never shut down around here. I'm not ashamed to own it and work the counter.
Posted by: GroggNog at February 27, 2019 06:24 PM (1isvA)



See how I'm better, Horde!

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 27, 2019 06:29 PM (GbPPJ)

289 alex, does it feel real?

Posted by: willow at February 27, 2019 06:29 PM (gLMhO)

290 Ace can market The Vagina Line-O-Mugs.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - una gadda davida at February 27, 2019 06:29 PM (xyung)

291
They need the money. We're supposed to keep producing while they let us keep less and less of what we earn. Their business model is the vampire bat.
Posted by: Michael Cohen


I thought we were the poor folk who think Target is haute couture? We couldn't possibly have any money.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2019 06:29 PM (aKsyK)

292 So, I am guessing that Ace finally installed his fuckshelf?

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2019 06:29 PM (HEb26)

293 By the by, there really is a Hello Kitty vibrator.
Posted by: alexthechick


There's also a Hello Kitty AR15.
It vibrates pretty good too.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2019 06:29 PM (eg609)

294 Celebrity Vagina Molds are a thing.

Oh sweet lord! How did they get the master mold?
Gonna need pics here.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 27, 2019 06:29 PM (LOq4H)

295
>>Celebrity Vagina Molds are a thing.


I'm not quite sure Ace qualifies as a celebrity.

Posted by: garrett




Hoohoohoohoo.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst at February 27, 2019 06:30 PM (LWYzG)

296 >>>Forward thinking. Maybe there won't be a Pakistan in a couple weeks.

Sure, and where did the nukes go? That's the plan that makes this super-smart?

Posted by: Traveler at February 27, 2019 06:30 PM (EIxf9)

297 Remember those Erector Sets we had as kids?
Yeah, good thing we had no imaginations then!
Posted by: MarkY at February 27, 2019 06:25 PM


You've never attended a rugby after-match social function where "The Engineer's Song" was sang, I take it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 27, 2019 06:30 PM (DMUuz)

298 Seems like a lot of effort for a one off.

Posted by: navybrat on a mission from Odin at February 27, 2019 06:30 PM (w7KSn)

299 278 Why does Pockeystahn need an ambassador?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - una gadda davida at February 27, 2019 06:27 PM (xyung)


They'll get a Ford Pinto and like it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2019 06:30 PM (zBaqJ)

300 Celebrity Vagina Molds are a thing.
======

Mine will be on the market soon.

Posted by: Caitlyn at February 27, 2019 06:31 PM (JcXHH)

301 295 Celebrity Vagina Molds are a thing.

Oh sweet lord! How did they get the master mold?
Gonna need pics here.


i've been told there's an episode of the old hbo documentary "real sex" that covers it.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 27, 2019 06:31 PM (sGtp+)

302 Vagina Mold

Also.

A thing.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 27, 2019 06:31 PM (HEb26)

303 >>>Not convincing anyone here. Why bother?

Apply that to Paul.

Posted by: Traveler at February 27, 2019 06:31 PM (EIxf9)

304 Nobody will do anything. I'm not trolling or challenging it's just a fact evident from history. Put it out of your mind.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 27, 2019 06:31 PM (flrJp)

305 Virginia first lady under fire for handing cotton to African American students on mansion tour

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 27, 2019 06:31 PM (+y/Ru)

306 Is a Vagina Mold really that much different than a Jello Mold ?

I think not.

Posted by: GroggNog at February 27, 2019 06:32 PM (1isvA)

307 "Apply that to Paul"

Paul is dead.

Posted by: the walrus at February 27, 2019 06:32 PM (UdKB7)

308 Two vaginas. One cup.

Posted by: Two Vaginas. One Cup. at February 27, 2019 06:32 PM (hjaPQ)

309 Mr French sucked on Family Affair and he now sucks as a Cuckservative Jibber Jabberer.

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at February 27, 2019 06:33 PM (flINI)

310 Hold my sexbot and watch this!

Posted by: Fritz at February 27, 2019 06:33 PM (wxZSX)

311 They gonna put y'all women back in the Easy-Bake kitchen!

Posted by: Biden2220! at February 27, 2019 06:33 PM (zCyNd)

312 None of you are living in the country you think you do. None of the things you think matter are important.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 27, 2019 06:33 PM (flrJp)

313 Jussie, thinking AoS may have a marketing idea for your "receiving" end...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 27, 2019 06:33 PM (LOq4H)

314 "Virginia first lady under fire for handing cotton to African American students on mansion tour"

It burns like fire!!

Posted by: Goody at February 27, 2019 06:33 PM (UdKB7)

315 I've read a zillion times about a set of groupies that went around making plaster molds of rock stars erections.

I don't know if it's true. But I know that's why, the first time I read it, I started learning guitar.

Posted by: GroggNog at February 27, 2019 06:34 PM (1isvA)

316 Virginia first lady under fire for handing cotton to African American students on mansion tour

-

Assuming it's raw, $5000 says it was the first time the majority of the black kids had ever seen it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - una gadda davida at February 27, 2019 06:34 PM (xyung)

317 We don't have an ambassador to poke-e-stan because it's not a priority for us. We have no pull there and they have nothing that interests us. If there is no self interest or hope that you can have any impact why even bother?

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 27, 2019 06:34 PM (0OmEj)

318 Posted by: Goody at February 27, 2019 06:33 PM (UdKB7)
=====

LMAO.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 27, 2019 06:34 PM (JcXHH)

319 I'll take one of the Doomsday Machines, please.

Posted by: James T. Kirk at February 27, 2019 06:34 PM (v0R5T)

320 It's Twue!

Posted by: The Plaster Casters at February 27, 2019 06:35 PM (UdKB7)

321 A lip over the lip of a cup touching lips in the cup?

Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2019 06:35 PM (sJURE)

322 During prohibition locally there was a bar where they had illicit booze and there was one guy that was in charge of the safe keeping of the booze.
Problem was, he drank it. He drank it until he died.
The other proprietors found him passed out with the open bottles, and since they were artsy fartsy types they made a plaster mold of his face. A death masque.
Anyway, the bar is still there and so is the masque.

Posted by: navybrat on a mission from Odin at February 27, 2019 06:35 PM (w7KSn)

323 Wait
So we just reinvented a fleshlight??

Posted by: Yo! at February 27, 2019 06:35 PM (9nfZX)

324 All of what you think regarding politics is a script given to you like an earworm.

PUT ON THE SUNGLASSES

Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 27, 2019 06:35 PM (flrJp)

325 They'll be flying off the shelves!
Posted by: wth at February 27, 2019 06:28 PM


I see a flaw in your plan ...

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 27, 2019 06:35 PM (DMUuz)

326 I think we don't have an ambassador to Pakistan because maybe we don't want one of our guys to get vaporized. On second thought, let's nominate John F'ing Kerry for the job.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2019 06:35 PM (Kpl3J)

327 Vagina Mold

Also.

A thing.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at F




some tilex will clear that for you

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2019 06:36 PM (MTjB1)

328 Someone learned the guitar to fuck plaster?

Posted by: Yo! at February 27, 2019 06:36 PM (9nfZX)

329 yeah I can't imagine why guys want molds of celebrity vajays, I thought they'd want a celebrity mouth instead.

go figure.

(im never gonna buy any of you a gift)

Posted by: willow at February 27, 2019 06:36 PM (gLMhO)

330 A lip over the lip of a cup touching lips in the cup?

Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2019 06:35 PM (sJURE)

Where's Savonarola when you need him?

Posted by: Miklos, ding happy hour contrapostso at February 27, 2019 06:36 PM (zCyNd)

331 So, nood.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 27, 2019 06:37 PM (t+qrx)

332

Nackt

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst at February 27, 2019 06:37 PM (LWYzG)

333 324 Wait
So we just reinvented a fleshlight??


no. *improved* it. because artisan.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 27, 2019 06:37 PM (sGtp+)

334 327 I think we don't have an ambassador to Pakistan because maybe we don't want one of our guys to get vaporized. On second thought, let's nominate John F'ing Kerry for the job.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2019 06:35 PM (Kpl3J)


Barack Obama. He knows how to pronounce it at least.

Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2019 06:37 PM (sdi6R)

335 313 None of you are living in the country you think you do. None of the things you think matter are important. "

Let me guess, you write captions for DeMotivator Posters. Here's one for you: "Perhaps the only purpose of your life is to serve as a warning to others."

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2019 06:37 PM (Kpl3J)

336 Before there can be a split there has to be two distinct physical entities. They can be spread out or amalgamated but they will have to be recognized by the other.

The preference would be those already extant and obvious. The left can have just about everything located on Salt Water and the Right can have everything else.

Some adjustments to that would have to be made of course. Chicago isn't on salt water but it is linked to the Ocean.

There will have to be certain trade offs. Once we have the locations firmed up, the disaporae can begin.

I can see cragslist ads offering places in Omaha in trade for somewhere in SF.

There will have to be deadlines and some sort of arbitrator.

And btw if we could actually do that, we wouldn't Need to do that.

It will all be dealt with in blood.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 27, 2019 06:37 PM (TUY4S)

337 FenelonSpoke: "And men say the same about women."

Men are from Mars; Women from Venus; LGBTMSNBCNNNYT from Uranus.

I'm pretty sure that's the saying.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 27, 2019 06:38 PM (6eEQ+)

338 "Someone learned the guitar to fuck plaster? "

Some also learned to fuck plastered.

Posted by: zombie Jimmy Hendrix at February 27, 2019 06:38 PM (UdKB7)

339 Mine will be on the market soon.

Posted by: Caitlyn at February 27, 2019 06:31 PM (JcXHH)
...........

You're stealing my shtick.

Posted by: zombie Pablo Picasso at February 27, 2019 06:40 PM (v0R5T)

340 Someone learned the guitar to fuck plaster?
Posted by: Yo! at February 27, 2019 06:36 PM (9nfZX)


Learned Guitar is something of a stretch. I can hack at guitar.

But yeah - the notion that girls would be interested enough in my wedding tackle to make a mold of it because I played guitar got my attention.

And honestly - most of the guys I've ever known didn't get a haircut and get a real job because of Conservatism. We just wanted enough money to get out of Mom and Dad's, get an apartment and a decent car, and get laid early and often.

Posted by: GroggNog at February 27, 2019 06:40 PM (1isvA)

341 How about a you have to buy it to see what's in it cup? Cup comes with a seal in the bottom and you remove it. Specific ace word in the bottom. You have to keep buying them until you get a set. I will work on a set of "cucks".

Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2019 06:40 PM (sJURE)

342 it is indeed left versus right ... BUT there is a big soft middle.


The crazy left is loud and rude, sometimes violent. But much of the loudest is funded by the globalist Soros types ... so they make fake news. As with abortion, many lean a little left, but not late term left.


The real "right" is standing tall, against the smaller billionaire fake left. The have media and Hollywood though ... so can form seemingly popular opinion, till it comes into view what they really mean (murder the baby, open the borders to MS-13, triple insurance rates, your electricity rates will necessarily skyrocket)

insert the needle slide across the record sound here ... "wait, why do you want more third world immigrants?" ... etc. Ocario is bringing other things into focus for the left ... the right has been partially aware for a long time.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 27, 2019 06:40 PM (Cus5s)

343 "31


But the system is rotten to its very core and no, nothing gets done
about PV's brutal exposes. Despite this, some people do see it and that
helps. More important, it is a critical historical record that will be
much needed when people look at the rubble that used to be their cities
and ask, "what the fuck happened? How did we get here?" - regardless of
who wins.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2019 05:38 PM (I2dne)"
...
I wouldn't say *nothing* gets done. Most of the people I know are well into five figures of arms, radios, and disposable mobile devices. Every leak, every expose, every set of blatant wrongdoing where the perp walks for politics - more people do the same thing. It takes a lot of anger to drive someone to plonk down that much.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at February 27, 2019 06:40 PM (67XdO)

344
Give the Leftist scum NOTHING.

Again i say.... why are we're waiting? What's it gonna take?

-
There was an absolutely heartbreaking show on NatGeo last night, After Hitler. The effect of victory on innocent children was horrific. I'm for delaying a final showdown as long as possible.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 27, 2019 06:44 PM (+y/Ru)

345 Trumpism is the party of fantasy and delusion. Civil war, culture grievance, social media obsession, and conspiracy nonsense. Serious thought? Nowhere to be found. Good riddance.

Posted by: Traveler at February 27, 2019 06:46 PM (mwfMd)

346 187 The left will not allow for a divorce in the same way the femi-nazis will not allow men to spurn their rejection and castigation for prostitutes or sex robots. ( My preferred alternative is the Moe Szyslak approach of getting a time machine for caveman hookers)
Posted by: theATL at February 27, 2019 06:12 PM (yFgwo)

We are going to have to do more than just ask pretty please. I mean for the divorce.

Posted by: clutch at February 27, 2019 06:47 PM (kiSdp)

347 345 Traveler

Concern status:

[x] Noted

[ ] Not noted

Posted by: ibguy at February 27, 2019 06:48 PM (EHVbt)

348 There was an absolutely heartbreaking show on NatGeo
last night, After Hitler. The effect of victory on innocent children
was horrific. I'm for delaying a final showdown as long as possible.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 27, 2019 06:44 PM (+y/Ru)


My children are here now. They're old enough to stand a chance. And I'm still young enough to sway the odds.

Fuck delaying.

Posted by: GroggNog at February 27, 2019 06:49 PM (1isvA)

349 Trumpism is the party of fantasy and delusion. Civil
war, culture grievance, social media obsession, and conspiracy
nonsense. Serious thought? Nowhere to be found. Good riddance.

Posted by: Traveler at February 27, 2019 06:46 PM (mwfMd)

Sez a leftie who believes that there are 32 genders and that you can become a woman by cutting off your dick.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 27, 2019 06:51 PM (F/KeJ)

350 Says a conservative who thinks Trump is an ignorant buffoon who will be disastrous for the future. But nice demonstration that Trumpism is fantasy, delusion, and mostly culture grievance.

Posted by: Traveler at February 27, 2019 06:53 PM (EIxf9)

351 Most pols will not take on people that know their browsing history, search history, and have been reading their email for years.

Posted by: Anchovy at February 27, 2019 07:31 PM (B3kya)

352 They don't want separation: they need us to pay the bills.

Posted by: Still Another Zap Rowsdower at February 27, 2019 07:33 PM (8POq7)

353 All of these fascist social media corps' HQs are adult-daycare open-floorplan abbatoirs. As their Stalinist censorship continues and escalates it will eventually cause people who have more savvy than a crazy persian woman to retaliate.

Posted by: rayra at February 28, 2019 03:53 PM (Pgsaa)

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