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Project Veritas Exposes FaceBook's Censorship Strategies and Political Targeting (Especially in the Crucial Months Before Elections)
Full article here. They targeted Mike Cernovich, Steven Crowder, and the Daily Caller.
Those are just the high-profile accounts the informant thought to check on. Also linked below is Tim Pool talking more about the "bifurcation" process going on in America, in which large corporations are forcing the populace to de-couple from each other and form their own parallel and separate communications and finance structures -- permitting and even encouraging civil war (or at least civil violence). If the left wants to be free of us, I understand -- but then, we must negotiate a full and formal political separation. The left cannot attempt to exile us and yet keep us prisoner under their thumbs. You want done with us? I could not rush to agree with your impulse any faster. But done means DONE. We will not accept your plan of keeping us a second (at best) class citizens under your rule. A national divorce? Absolutely. Apartheid, with a ruling progressive class and subjugated conservatives? No. And now, let us here from David French about how accepting a status as subjugated second-class citizens is the natural and proper status of a well-behaved good little conservative Girl Scouts who want to be appear in The Atlantic and on MSNBC on occasion.BREAKING: Facebook Insider Leaks Docs; Explains "Deboosting," "Troll Report," & Political Targeting in Video Interview (FULL --> https://t.co/UdR4D6OkaK) pic.twitter.com/1lQlpvq8sT
— James O'Keefe (@JamesOKeefeIII) February 27, 2019
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: steevy at February 27, 2019 05:32 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 27, 2019 05:32 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 27, 2019 05:33 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2019 05:34 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: pep at February 27, 2019 05:34 PM (T6t7i)
Any video of Hannah Giles dressed as a hooker?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2019 05:34 PM (OLCnA)
But done means DONE.
Means you move the fuck out of red states. Toot sweet!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2019 05:34 PM (eg609)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 27, 2019 05:34 PM (xyung)
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2019 05:35 PM (HEb26)
Posted by: DanMan at February 27, 2019 05:35 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: Czech Chick at February 27, 2019 05:35 PM (q69/r)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 27, 2019 05:36 PM (xyung)
THERE's your collusion!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2019 05:36 PM (W+vEI)
The funny thing is a lot of the left still blames Farcebook for the Beast losing the election because Russians
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2019 05:36 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 27, 2019 05:36 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 27, 2019 05:36 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: trapper's girl at February 27, 2019 05:36 PM (yRQGC)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 27, 2019 05:36 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 27, 2019 05:34 PM (xyung)
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Do as they say or they'll end you. Their intent is clear. Speak only rightful thoughts or be frozen out of the world.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2019 05:36 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: DanMan at February 27, 2019 05:35 PM (XTiHL)
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Insomniac summed it up pretty well in an earlier post. Paraphrased:
It's okay to punch nazis.
If you're punched that means you're a nazi.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 27, 2019 05:37 PM (xyung)
Posted by: steevy at February 27, 2019 05:32 PM (BXMxN)
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Winona Ryder is a no talent hack who sucked her way to the middle in Hollywood.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 27, 2019 05:37 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Ha at February 27, 2019 05:37 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: SH at February 27, 2019 05:37 PM (sX1BW)
That said, is it really an "expose" when you prove something that everybody already knows?
Posted by: gp at February 27, 2019 05:37 PM (mk9aG)
they will fight to keep us enslaved to them.
Posted by: x at February 27, 2019 05:37 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Weasel at February 27, 2019 05:37 PM (0CN5+)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 27, 2019 05:37 PM (YslsA)
His work is drawing real welts.
Honestly, I'm afraid someone could Seth Rich him.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 27, 2019 05:38 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2019 05:38 PM (sJURE)
Posted by: steevy at February 27, 2019 05:38 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 27, 2019 05:36 PM (t+qrx)
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ACORN got ended, so there's that.
But the system is rotten to its very core and no, nothing gets done about PV's brutal exposes. Despite this, some people do see it and that helps. More important, it is a critical historical record that will be much needed when people look at the rubble that used to be their cities and ask, "what the fuck happened? How did we get here?" - regardless of who wins.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2019 05:38 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: gp at February 27, 2019 05:39 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: I like cookies at February 27, 2019 05:39 PM (xxAFD)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2019 05:40 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 27, 2019 05:36 PM (7ZQe3)
is that 12 years? I can't tell.
They told me there was no math here.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 27, 2019 05:40 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: gp at February 27, 2019 05:39 PM (mk9aG)
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I am not sure. I have a Facebook account from when I was in college (way at the beginning - when you needed an E-Mail address from an approved .edu address to register). I haven't logged in for over a decade. I think letting it lie dormant is better than letting them know I am still alive and logging in to the damn thing in order to close it.
Anyone know whether I'm right or wrong on this one?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2019 05:40 PM (I2dne)
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Spooky. I made that same exact point earlier today.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2019 05:40 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2019 05:40 PM (sJURE)
https://tinyurl.com/htagve6
https://tinyurl.com/y8xjygrg
"Looking forward to working with you to elect the first woman president of the United States"
Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2019 05:40 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 27, 2019 05:41 PM (pUDQf)
This is not a place I anticipated being in at this point in my life.
Posted by: Brother Cavil aka Una Dabozzame at February 27, 2019 05:41 PM (AM1GF)
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I'm still unclear on how Facebook and twitter aren't making campaign contributions with their actions.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 27, 2019 05:42 PM (xyung)
If was on the panel asking questions I would ask Cohen if he could do me a favor and just say one time into the microphone. ' you know what ? That makes me mad'
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 27, 2019 05:42 PM (ODaO0)
Posted by: Max Power at February 27, 2019 05:42 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2019 05:42 PM (r+sAi)
No one gives a shit of Facebook employees support liberals. That's their right.
The problem is they are fucking with their software to help liberals win elections by silencing their opponents. That's underhanded bullshit worthy of a pussy who knows they can't win and has to cheat.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 27, 2019 05:43 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 27, 2019 05:42 PM (xyung)
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They are, and if we had any real commitment to justice or equal application of law, then they and their candidates would be in #meInTheAss prison for the greatest campaign finance violations in national history.
Between them, Big Tech and the legacy media have given the Dems *billions* in in-kind campaign contributions. Not an exaggeration. It could be tens of billions.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2019 05:44 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 27, 2019 05:36 PM (7ZQe3)
is that 12 years? I can't tell.
They told me there was no math here.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 27, 2019 05:40 PM (sy5kK)
Depends. If you go by the Declaration of Independence, only we have seven years left.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2019 05:44 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2019 05:44 PM (NWiLs)
So now we need different BabyNets to counter the giant FANGs ... let me just transfer all my pics and comments from Facebook to someplace not Fascist. And same for all those trying to make a few bucks on YouTube but getting deplatformed ... make You-Tube release all the videos (which the user should have on file in any case).
It is not directly like the baby bells I guess, but it would be nice to advance conservative platforms ... with the same or better quality and reach.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 27, 2019 05:44 PM (Cus5s)
Sure.
He got the head of PBS to step down.
He got several members of DSA in DC fired.
He stopped a Cernovich inauguration party from being attacked, with the planned attackers arrested.
I'm sure there are others.
The other thing he does is put these Lefty orgs on notice that they might get caught. I like to think he makes them nervous, less sure of themselves. There's a value in that, too, FWIW.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2019 05:44 PM (W+vEI)
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I take from this, that they were not looking forward to electing Hillary. Just that she would be the first woman president (arguably Obama beat her to it).
It's a not so subtle reminder that no one actually likes Hillary.
Posted by: SH at February 27, 2019 05:45 PM (sX1BW)
They don't get this. They don't seem to understand that *we are armed to the fucking teeth.* How do they think this is going to work out in their favor?
Posted by: DanInMN at February 27, 2019 05:45 PM (/5ebB)
Posted by: tbodie at February 27, 2019 05:45 PM (Rhive)
Anyone know whether I'm right or wrong on this one?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2019 05:40 PM (I2dne)
45 I don't do social media either, but I assume you can just make up any old identity for faceslap, tweeter and the like if you needed it for something. True?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2019 05:42 PM (r+sAi)
I read somewhere that FB logs your search history and keeps collecting it, long after you attempt to delete your account. Not sure.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 27, 2019 05:45 PM (sy5kK)
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I'm still unclear on how Facebook and twitter aren't making campaign contributions with their actions.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 27, 2019 05:42 PM (xyung)
That is an excellent point. One could argue there is distinct value in being moved to the top of the list while they write code to surpress your opponent.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 27, 2019 05:45 PM (pUDQf)
A LOT of people just have no idea what is going on politically and assume that the hard Leftism they hear as background noise is normal and correct.
And many are transplants - without the older family around (with more experience and wisdom, as well as time to understand politics and society) they to temper that socialist acceptance.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 27, 2019 05:45 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Fritz at February 27, 2019 05:45 PM (wxZSX)
At what age do Men and Women "peak?"
"Study" says 50 and 18, respectively. For "desirability," that is.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst at February 27, 2019 05:45 PM (LWYzG)
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 27, 2019 05:46 PM (ODaO0)
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst at February 27, 2019 05:46 PM (LWYzG)
Posted by: King Solomon at February 27, 2019 05:46 PM (g0qqf)
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Counter-argument: the HRC candidacy.
... if I was a FB attorney.
Posted by: SH at February 27, 2019 05:47 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: First!!!!! at February 27, 2019 05:47 PM (C1NyB)
Posted by: Eromero at February 27, 2019 05:47 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst at February 27, 2019 05:46 PM (LWYzG)
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Oh sunofabitch.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 27, 2019 05:47 PM (xyung)
Well yeah I mean that seems like the approach to take. Bust them for helping out one side of politics because that changes everything about the way they can and do business.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2019 05:47 PM (39g3+)
Ok, we have a new judge of the year candidate. A superior court judge in Wake county , NC has ruled that the recent state amendments passed by the voters of NC are invalid because they were proposed by the NC legislature. The judge says the legislature is so gerrymandered that it cannot represent the people and therefore these amendments are illegal.
The case before him that resulted in these rulings was brought by the NAACP. because one of the amendments requires voter ID to vote in NC. Obama appt. judge.
The entire state, not just gerrymandered districts voted for or against the amendments. Both Democrats and Republicans in the legislature are actually in agreement that this ruling is nuts and plans to appeal.
This judge has basically nullified the entire NC legislature.
Posted by: Jen the original at February 27, 2019 05:47 PM (3VmCZ)
Sadly, in another email she calls Hillary "magical." Ick.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2019 05:47 PM (W+vEI)
The whole thing is painful to watch, but I recommend it, just to see what a fucking joke Congress is. It's cringeworthy, embarrassing and enraging,
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 27, 2019 05:48 PM (JcXHH)
Sounds like a 50 year old man studying college girls
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2019 05:48 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Admiral Painter at February 27, 2019 05:48 PM (Rhive)
Posted by: SH at February 27, 2019 05:48 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 27, 2019 05:45 PM (sy5kK)
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They can't really do that if you aren't logged in and don't have their spyware on your phone.
They can track you as an entity through social media buttons (those have a unique ID) but they can't tie it to a profile if you have never logged in so they could match the ID - or if you don't have a profile at all. They have a profile on you regardless, but it less complete. And you should disable social media buttons on websites. There are browser plugins that can do it.
Zuckerberg flat-out lied to Congress about this and no one has called him on it any meaningful way. Facebook *does* have a dossier on you even if you're not a member and never agreed to their terms of service and privacy policy. So does Google. So does Twitter. He just blatantly lied about that. If they don't, then why do all of their social media buttons have a unique ID that follows you based on cookies from site to site?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2019 05:48 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 27, 2019 05:48 PM (+y/Ru)
If Carly Purina was running against Joke Biden or Bernie Sanders in '16, no one on the Left would've been clamoring to elect the "first woman president."
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst at February 27, 2019 05:48 PM (LWYzG)
... if I was a FB attorney.
Posted by: SH at February 27, 2019 05:47 PM (sX1BW)
Doesn't mean it isn't of value. Just means you can't polish a turd.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 27, 2019 05:49 PM (pUDQf)
I don't go there for news.
Facebook has directly got me laid by two girls, once briefly and once that lasted years, and is a repository of other girls who won't sleep with me today but have ever done and who knows what the future holds?
And, you know, high school and college friends. I fail to see FB as a political influencer.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2019 05:49 PM (fuK7c)
But I'm still in favor of the divorce.
If we are no longer countrymen, even on paper, we have more room to punish the enemy once we win.
And we will win.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2019 05:49 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Orson at February 27, 2019 05:49 PM (7QyDS)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 27, 2019 05:50 PM (pUDQf)
Zuck and Podesta on the same team. There's a pair. Can't wait for that wedding.
Posted by: Burger Chef at February 27, 2019 05:50 PM (RuIsu)
Pro Tip: Stay away from the ones who have been 29 years old for over eleventy years.
Posted by: Fritz at February 27, 2019 05:50 PM (wxZSX)
You want done with us? I could not rush to agree with your impulse any faster.
But done means DONE. We will not accept your plan of keeping us a second (at best) class citizens under your rule.
And now, let us here from David French about how accepting a forced status as second-class citizens and serfs is the natural and proper status of a well-behaved constitutionalist conservative.
Well ace, that's the problem--you can't be a totalitarian without somebody over whom to totalitarit. Or something. The point is that they need a serf class and it sure isn't going to be them.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at February 27, 2019 05:51 PM (RD7QR)
Yeah. This is what happened when we smashed Acorn.
NSFATC
https://tinyurl.com/klywudp
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at February 27, 2019 05:51 PM (g0qqf)
I don't go there for news.
...
And, you know, high school and college friends. I fail to see FB as a political influencer.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2019 05:49 PM (fuK7c)
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A lot of people do. For many people, it is the primary or only source of news. Keep in mind that a lot of young folk used "The Daily Show With Jon Stewart" as a primary news source.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2019 05:52 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 27, 2019 05:52 PM (pUDQf)
Sounds like a 50 year old man studying college girls
....
It actually sounds reasonable if the most desirable quality in a man is wealth and stability.
But I'm not buying it.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 27, 2019 05:52 PM (jl/Cd)
That would be like "making it work" with a serial killer. Ahhh, no.
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 27, 2019 05:52 PM (jUVms)
... if I was a FB attorney.
Posted by: SH at February 27, 2019 05:47 PM (sX1BW)
Counter, counter argument: Hilldog would have lost the popular vote by huge margins... and the EV by huger margins... if leftie tech giants and the press hadn't been carrying her water.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 27, 2019 05:53 PM (F/KeJ)
Would you agree?
Women are horniest at age 30-40.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst
cougars only START getting horny at 50.
rowr!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 27, 2019 05:53 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2019 05:53 PM (HEb26)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 27, 2019 05:53 PM (F/KeJ)
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Whether or not she won is beside the point. What is the point is whether actions represent an in-kind campaign contribution. I would argue that it very clearly does. But this is not an argument that will ever need to be made because no one in any official position will ever bother asking the question in the first place.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2019 05:54 PM (I2dne)
What's the age of consent in this State?
18?
OK. 18 it is.
Posted by: Study Author at February 27, 2019 05:54 PM (HEb26)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 27, 2019 05:55 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 27, 2019 05:36 PM (7ZQe3)
is that 12 years? I can't tell.
They told me there was no math here.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
7 years.
1776 + 250 = 2026.
Go long on ammo.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2019 05:55 PM (eg609)
Ace, great work as usual, and may I humbly suggest a new name for the GOPe sucks who support these conservative-censoring platforms?
Blance DuBois conservatives.
They think if we just go on "relying on the kindness of strangers" forever, things will somehow work out. They won't, ever.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2019 05:55 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 27, 2019 05:55 PM (wxZSX)
First, I think a lot of younger people get their news from the facebook newsfeed? I don't have facebook, so that's just what I've read.
Second, and more important, I think, is that in 2012 Obama hired one of the facebook founders to manage the tech part of his campaign. They set up Obama's campaign site to be a front page to facebook - people could login to their facebook accounts and manage campaign organizing via all the info the Obama site retrieved from facebook. Things like "Here are five of your friends who are undecided, want to sent them this quick form letter or invite them to one of these listed nearby events?" Nudge, nudge, nudge!!
I'm sure that Obama's team was also harvesting all sorts of facebook interactions that were facilitated through their site to know where they needed to books their message, etc. Being able to harness facebook data in that way was a yuuuge advantage.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2019 05:55 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: That Faceplant friend of yours at February 27, 2019 05:55 PM (Tyii7)
Asking for a friend in Florida.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 27, 2019 05:55 PM (pUDQf)
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Hahahahahhh Good one, but we know it's you, Rubio.
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 27, 2019 05:55 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 27, 2019 05:55 PM (pUDQf)
On the money.
Posted by: An Observation at February 27, 2019 05:56 PM (e6Kg9)
Posted by: Yo! at February 27, 2019 05:56 PM (9nfZX)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 27, 2019 05:56 PM (iaBVH)
They don't disappoint.
Posted by: navybrat on a mission from Odin at February 27, 2019 05:56 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 27, 2019 05:55 PM (jUVms
I chuckled. And drank some water.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 27, 2019 05:56 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Ha at February 27, 2019 05:57 PM (X1HZh)
Posted by: weirdflunky at February 27, 2019 05:57 PM (GwY6O)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2019 05:57 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2019 05:58 PM (PbpT7)
But I'm not buying it."
Wealth, stability, and knowing how not to be a complete and total jerk all the time. That's about it, really.
And guys who've got enough wealth can get away with the jerk part pretty easily.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2019 05:58 PM (Kpl3J)
Just adding: Facebook knew Obama was doing this and didn't stop them. Then Trump's campaign also found a way to use facebook to assist their campaign, via Cambridge Analytica's help, and facebook was mad.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2019 05:58 PM (W+vEI)
which no one seems to have anymore. it's like the world has fallen into the pocket of big ranch.
Posted by: Anachronda at February 27, 2019 05:58 PM (sGtp+)
Trump really has a lot more power than he realizes, a few DOJ prosecutions and going after some other things like privacy concerns could bring these monopolies to their knees. Investors will flee.
Posted by: Blago at February 27, 2019 05:58 PM (UfkIY)
But I'm still in favor of the divorce.
If we are no longer countrymen, even on paper, we have more room to punish the enemy once we win.
And we will win.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2019 05:49 PM (5aX2M)
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YD, I often agree with your comments, and these words describe where I am at on this issue
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 27, 2019 05:58 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 27, 2019 05:56 PM (iaBVH)
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Of course not. How could they?
The sooner we accept facts, the better. THIS IS OVER.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2019 05:58 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: bluebell at February 27, 2019 05:59 PM (U5tDi)
i have done it before and it was satisfying.
Posted by: trapper's girl at February 27, 2019 05:59 PM (yRQGC)
Yeah, I want to be mentally ill in the worst kind of way. Not.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 27, 2019 05:59 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 27, 2019 05:59 PM (d7Ww2)
==
disagree
Stalin did it
so will they
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 27, 2019 05:59 PM (BJlbN)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 27, 2019 05:59 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst at February 27, 2019 05:59 PM (LWYzG)
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2019 05:59 PM (HEb26)
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Thanks!
I wish we could agree about something less grim, but c'est la vie
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2019 06:00 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Grampy Ken at February 27, 2019 06:01 PM (7zmiP)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2019 06:01 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 27, 2019 06:01 PM (H8QX8)
nah. probably just an innocent scam to score extra resources for their farmville farms.
Posted by: Anachronda at February 27, 2019 06:01 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2019 05:58 PM (PbpT7)
Needs More Tentacles.
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at February 27, 2019 06:01 PM (HEb26)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 27, 2019 06:02 PM (jl/Cd)
Posted by: Jewells45
I think you may have that backwards.
Follow the money, after all.
Posted by: MarkY at February 27, 2019 06:02 PM (P/mKo)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 27, 2019 06:02 PM (pUDQf)
He's doing a Better Call Saul impression
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 27, 2019 06:02 PM (BJlbN)
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2019 05:58 PM (PbpT7)
ACE!! You made me choke on the chocolate chip cookie I was attempting to eat. Warn a girl next time, please!?!
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 27, 2019 06:02 PM (F/KeJ)
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst at February 27, 2019 06:02 PM (LWYzG)
Posted by: Yo! at February 27, 2019 06:03 PM (9nfZX)
i had french dressing two nights ago.
Posted by: trapper's girl at February 27, 2019 06:03 PM (yRQGC)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2019 06:03 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 27, 2019 06:03 PM (BBWB6)
The essence of much of the modern left is a moral crusade though more than a political movement. They feel the need to convert us or kill us for the good of our souls, like the conquistadors with the natives they encountered. If they just let us go to be by ourselves as a separate polity - to, you know, happily being meat eating, carbon emitting, colonializing, racist, private healthcare-advocating transphobic biiigottttssss - they take it as a sinful afront to their false god of equality. Just like Islam and Communism, modern globohomo progressivism will stop at nothing less than world conversion.
Posted by: Ian at February 27, 2019 06:03 PM (A1QkI)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 27, 2019 06:04 PM (0OmEj)
well there's nothing overt-overt. I mean, you sort of have to add your own imagination to what's going on.
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2019 06:04 PM (PbpT7)
And then there's the taqiya to rationalize their deceptions.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 27, 2019 06:04 PM (6eEQ+)
-
The Future Is Uncertain And The End Is Always Near
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 27, 2019 06:04 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2019 05:58 PM (PbpT7)
See, I thought you were going to say "someone linked an artificial vagina ad and now my sponsors are bailing", but no. You went the other direction.
You went Full Appreciation.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2019 06:04 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2019 06:04 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 27, 2019 06:05 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Yo! at February 27, 2019 06:05 PM (9nfZX)
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 27, 2019 06:05 PM (jUVms)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 27, 2019 06:05 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2019 06:05 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 27, 2019 06:03 PM
It's been done before.
Posted by: zombie Charles Martel at February 27, 2019 06:05 PM (DMUuz)
I linked a real-life-like doll that dispenses adult beverages from her life-like nipples.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst at February 27, 2019 06:06 PM (LWYzG)
Posted by: Grampy Ken at February 27, 2019 06:06 PM (7zmiP)
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You've never done that?
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at February 27, 2019 06:06 PM (JcXHH)
Posted by: weirdflunky at February 27, 2019 06:06 PM (GwY6O)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2019 06:07 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 27, 2019 06:07 PM (BBWB6)
Posted by: Weasel at February 27, 2019 05:37 PM (0CN5+)
........
How'd you get this place mixed up with Televisa Monterrey?
Posted by: wth at February 27, 2019 06:07 PM (v0R5T)
the fucking teeth.* How do they think this is going to work out in
their favor?
They have faith in their inherent superiority; that is a major part of the religion of the left.
Posted by: An Observation at February 27, 2019 06:07 PM (e6Kg9)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 27, 2019 06:07 PM (pUDQf)
that's what put me down this rabbit hole.
Now I'm thinking about pouring some vanilla pudding, some liquid rubber, and some red food die into an old slipper and having sex with it.
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2019 06:07 PM (PbpT7)
subjugated second-class citizens is the natural and proper status of a
well-behaved good little conservative Girl Scouts who want to be appear
in The Atlantic and on MSNBC on occasion.
Rule of Law, old boy. Plus - the Union must be preserved at all costs. Final point ... my hair is proudly not on fire.
Posted by: GroggNog at February 27, 2019 06:07 PM (1isvA)
Gun Geeks
SFW if guns are suitable at your work
Posted by: weirdflunky at February 27, 2019 06:06 PM (GwY6O)
I found this page there and now I'll be there for a while:
http://tinyurl.com/yytwrr67
Go on without me.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 27, 2019 06:09 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2019 06:07 PM (PbpT7)
You really need to consider the clean up factor. That alone has assuaged me from many a shameful act.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 27, 2019 06:09 PM (pUDQf)
Now I'm thinking about pouring some vanilla pudding, some liquid rubber, and some red food die into an old slipper and having sex with it.
See, ladies? See how easy you are to replace?
#mgtow for life
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst at February 27, 2019 06:09 PM (LWYzG)
Posted by: Jewells45
Wanted to warn you not to go to work, but would you listen?
pshhh
Posted by: MarkY at February 27, 2019 06:09 PM (P/mKo)
He's the only horse willing to fight these horrendus battles, and if they aren't fought now, politically, they will be fought later (and not much later) with bats and guns in the streets.
So, David French, I beg of you to take a step back and see the larger picture. Fight now, or fight later, but you will fight.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, still coffee drinking at February 27, 2019 06:09 PM (Z216Q)
Go for it. Just remember to always put the slipper's pleasure first.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2019 06:09 PM (fuK7c)
ace at February 27, 2019 06:05 PM
What kind of drill? A FIXA, a DeWalt 20V FlexVolt Hammer Drill, or something in between?
Inquiring commenters want tot know!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 27, 2019 06:09 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2019 06:07 PM
Mother Hubba-Hubba-Hubbard.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 27, 2019 06:10 PM (zmIJL)
I linked a real-life-like doll that dispenses adult beverages from her life-like nipples.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst at February 27, 2019 06:06 PM (LWYzG)
"Been there and done that, oh my brothers...:
- - Korova Milk Bar
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2019 06:10 PM (zBaqJ)
I know.. I should have stayed home. Horrible day.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 27, 2019 06:10 PM (dUJdY)
he's a nobody
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 27, 2019 06:10 PM (BJlbN)
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2019 06:07 PM
Mother Hubba-Hubba-Hubbard.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 27, 2019 06:10 PM (zmIJL)
The animatronic Sandra Fluke.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2019 06:11 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 27, 2019 06:11 PM (BBWB6)
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2019 06:04 PM (PbpT7)
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I see. Yes, well, I think I'll leave it to the professionals here. I'm going to go make some chicken tortilla soup*.
*not a euphemism
Posted by: bluebell at February 27, 2019 06:11 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: navybrat on a mission from Odin at February 27, 2019 06:11 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, still coffee drinking at February 27, 2019 06:09 PM (Z216Q)
No. They won't.
Posted by: GroggNog at February 27, 2019 06:11 PM (1isvA)
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Go for it. Just remember to always put the slipper's pleasure first.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2019 06:09 PM
Get quattro slippers, so you can engage in four play, and don't forget about the little man in the toe.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 27, 2019 06:12 PM (DMUuz)
- - Korova Milk Bar
Maybe some Moloko is what the Dr ordered...
Posted by: clutch cargo at February 27, 2019 06:12 PM (sLicW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 27, 2019 06:11 PM (BBWB6)
"ED SULLIVAN!!!"
- - Paul Lynde
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2019 06:12 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Fritz at February 27, 2019 06:12 PM (wxZSX)
Posted by: theATL at February 27, 2019 06:12 PM (yFgwo)
*not a euphemism
Posted by: bluebell at February 27, 2019 06:11 PM (U5tDi)
She called us professionals. Lol.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 27, 2019 06:13 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Fritz at February 27, 2019 06:12 PM (wxZSX)
More like Cup O' Jap Seminal Vesicles.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2019 06:13 PM (zBaqJ)
that's what put me down this rabbit hole.
Now I'm thinking about pouring some vanilla pudding, some liquid rubber, and some red food die into an old slipper and having sex with it.
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2019 06:07 PM (PbpT7)
Don't you have a perfectly good toaster you could fuck instead?
Posted by: Buzzion at February 27, 2019 06:13 PM (WaxcS)
Why the Red Food Dye?
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2019 06:14 PM (HEb26)
Posted by: Yo! at February 27, 2019 06:14 PM (9nfZX)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 27, 2019 06:14 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 27, 2019 06:14 PM (BBWB6)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - una gadda davida at February 27, 2019 06:14 PM (xyung)
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2019 06:14 PM (HEb26)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 27, 2019 06:14 PM (d7Ww2)
It would still have fewer scorch marks and scars than Bill Clinton's.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 27, 2019 06:14 PM (ykYG2)
way the femi-nazis will not allow men to spurn their rejection and
castigation for prostitutes or sex robots. ( My preferred alternative is
the Moe Szyslak approach of getting a time machine for caveman hookers)
Posted by: theATL at February 27, 2019 06:12 PM (yFgwo)
Here's hoping our chins are a little stronger than those before us who let Carrie Nation become a hero.
I have my doubts - but here's hoping all the same.
Posted by: GroggNog at February 27, 2019 06:14 PM (1isvA)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2019 06:14 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 27, 2019 06:14 PM (pUDQf)
As I have stated many times, there cannot be an amicable split. The Left, like Islam is a pseudo religious death cult that must conquer or destroy anything antithetical to its belief system. Especially all others that by their own successful, thriving and advancing existence disproves their very core beliefs and aims.
QED.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2019 06:15 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2019 06:14 PM (HEb26)
I finally understood the Beano advert with the talking mattress. Same deal.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2019 06:15 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2019 06:15 PM (HEb26)
Bander texted me to let me know that we are discussing matters within my realm of expertise.
*watches youtube vids*
Hmmm. Interesting. But still no Sawzall dildo attachment. Which, no, you scamps, I do not have personal experience with as that scares me. I mean. What if the dildo falls off? Nothing good can come of it.
The Sqweel on the other hand. Um. brb
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 27, 2019 06:16 PM (GbPPJ)
I know.. I should have stayed home. Horrible day.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 27, 2019 06:10 PM (dUJdY)
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Sorry to hear you had a bad day Jewells
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 27, 2019 06:16 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2019 06:16 PM (PbpT7)
They would not leave us alone after a national divorce.
Posted by: BourbonChicken
They would demand alimony.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2019 06:16 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: ace at F
the rubber, dye, and pudding will be a nice change.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2019 06:16 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2019 06:17 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 27, 2019 06:02 PM (jl/Cd)
***********
It's ace's latest DIY project and let's just say it has nothing to do with shelving.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2019 06:17 PM (hECVl)
Buy American!
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2019 06:17 PM (HEb26)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2019 06:17 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Weasel at February 27, 2019 05:37 PM
If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor, too.
Posted by: Barky "Choomer" Obama at February 27, 2019 06:17 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 27, 2019 06:17 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - una gadda davida at February 27, 2019 06:14 PM (xyung)
I wonder if anyone here saw Dixie Cup Sex Dude & the Caveman Hookers in concert. Maybe as an opening act, say, at an appropriate venue.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 27, 2019 06:17 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 27, 2019 06:17 PM (XzgAr)
I know a guy that, if his franchise plan gets off the ground, will let you buy at cost.
Posted by: GroggNog at February 27, 2019 06:17 PM (1isvA)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2019 06:15 PM (zBaqJ)
That's why the state of Israel must be wiped out. Because its very being proves what an abject failure the Islamic world and worldview is. Same with the Left and the old Soviets.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2019 06:18 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 27, 2019 05:36 PM (7ZQe3)
Yup. Read it and weep:
http://people.uncw.edu/kozloffm/glubb.pdf
Posted by: Russtovich at February 27, 2019 06:18 PM (ZJRPl)
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2019 06:18 PM (HEb26)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 27, 2019 06:18 PM (zmIJL)
I nominate #202 for thread winner!
Posted by: Yo! at February 27, 2019 06:18 PM (9nfZX)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2019 06:18 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: garrett at F
have to raise some more for the ladder.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2019 06:19 PM (MTjB1)
It's going to get worse. The Left (along with Uniparty stagnation) is going to ensure it.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 27, 2019 06:19 PM (6eEQ+)
Don't use the branches of the nationals. Use a local bank (they will probably have some branches spread around your county/district to make it more convenient.
They are less likely to be influenced by politics and even by the larger banks in the larger venues.
I know I've switched all my accounts into a local bank and tho they cover more than just my state, they are a lot smaller than the big globalist/nationalist like Chase, Wells Fargo, BoA, etc.
Go do it and you'll feel a sense of security and a lack of concern that they'll pull the rug out from under you.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 27, 2019 06:19 PM (TUY4S)
I've been told there's an entire net channel dedicated to that kind of thing, I'm sure you could find it if you tried.
gives a whole new meaning to Hump-bot.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2019 06:19 PM (Kpl3J)
I nominate #202 for thread winner!
Posted by: Yo! at February 27, 2019 06:18 PM (9nfZX)
Thanks, and see my addendum at 219.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2019 06:19 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Kamala! 2020! at February 27, 2019 06:19 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Yo! at February 27, 2019 06:20 PM (9nfZX)
Posted by: ace
racist
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2019 06:17 PM (MTjB1)
In my youth, I did a respectable amount of field research in this matter.
I assure you, they are all indeed pink in the middle.
Posted by: GroggNog at February 27, 2019 06:20 PM (1isvA)
Posted by: willow at February 27, 2019 06:20 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: Kamala! 2020! at February 27, 2019 06:19 PM (DMUuz)
"Brain damage!"
- - Bill Cosby
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2019 06:20 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2019 06:20 PM (HEb26)
"I was just minding my own business, uh, just planning a fun science project for when I babysit my niece, and . ."
Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2019 06:20 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Guy with 2 Dicks at February 27, 2019 06:21 PM (HEb26)
But done means DONE. We will not accept your plan of keeping us a second (at best) class citizens under your rule.
A national divorce? Absolutely.
Apartheid, with a ruling progressive class and subjugated conservatives? No.
---
They need the money. We're supposed to keep producing while they let us keep less and less of what we earn. Their business model is the vampire bat.
Posted by: Michael Cohen at February 27, 2019 06:21 PM (sj6X8)
Posted by: Alva Johnson at February 27, 2019 06:21 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: garrett at F
have to raise some more for the ladder.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2019 06:19 PM (MTjB1)
I read that as "raise it up to her bladder."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2019 06:21 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 27, 2019 06:21 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: GroggNog at February 27, 2019 06:17 PM (1isvA)
Go on . . . .
By the by, there really is a Hello Kitty vibrator.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 27, 2019 06:22 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2019 06:22 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: willow
------------------------
ah willow,
I think you're giving them far too much credit.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 27, 2019 06:22 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2019 06:17 PM (HEb26)
why not just screw an American, how hard is this!
Posted by: willow at February 27, 2019 06:22 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2019 06:22 PM (HEb26)
Posted by: An Observation at February 27, 2019 06:22 PM (e6Kg9)
*watches youtube vids*
Hmmm. Interesting. But still no Sawzall dildo attachment. Which, no, you scamps, I do not have personal experience with as that scares me. I mean. What if the dildo falls off? Nothing good can come of it.
The Sqweel on the other hand. Um. brb
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 27, 2019 06:16 PM (GbPPJ)
I believe that there are now much safer implements than just attaching a dildo to a sawzall now. Like a full on machine.
Through uh research. That uh someone else did and told me about. I've certainly never seen video of a girl using one of them.
Posted by: Buzzion at February 27, 2019 06:23 PM (WaxcS)
Posted by: willow at February 27, 2019 06:23 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2019 06:22 PM (PbpT7)
Isn't that Hillary forcing Bill to, er, "go there?"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2019 06:23 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: freaked at February 27, 2019 06:23 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 27, 2019 06:23 PM (dUJdY)
I still don't know why you don't offer AoSHQ Logo Embossed Jerk Socks in your merchandise Store?
You don't even have to sell them in pairs!
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2019 06:23 PM (HEb26)
Posted by: Fritz at February 27, 2019 06:24 PM (wxZSX)
Posted by: garrett
They don't cum in miniature.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 27, 2019 06:24 PM (K9ExW)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 27, 2019 06:21 PM (oVJmc)
Dick see cups. Run cups, run.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2019 06:24 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: willow at February 27, 2019 06:20 PM (gLMhO)
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Sometimes?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 27, 2019 06:24 PM (gC2IV)
Don't use the branches of the nationals. Use a local bank (they will probably have some branches spread around your county/district to make it more convenient.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 27, 2019 06:19 PM (TUY4S)
I agree completely, but local banks keep getting bought up by the big chains.
Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2019 06:24 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: GroggNog at February 27, 2019 06:11 PM (1isvA)
====================
You may not be interested in war but war is interested in you.
They will fight.
Posted by: Leon Trotsky at February 27, 2019 06:24 PM (Z216Q)
It's all that testosterone and visual images of women.
This is why civilization does better when women attach themselves to men; those weird thoughts and stuff almost goes away. At least the volume is turned down and we can think of more useful things to do with our inventiveness and risk taking.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 27, 2019 06:24 PM (TUY4S)
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 27, 2019 06:22 PM (GbPPJ)
And at my Cirilla's you, and only you, will buy at cost. You will have a tab. I know you're good for it. Everybody else pays cash.
Not really kidding on this. I'm making some inquiries. Those things never shut down around here. I'm not ashamed to own it and work the counter.
Posted by: GroggNog at February 27, 2019 06:24 PM (1isvA)
Posted by: Buzzion
Remember those Erector Sets we had as kids?
Yeah, good thing we had no imaginations then!
Posted by: MarkY at February 27, 2019 06:25 PM (P/mKo)
Posted by: freaked at February 27, 2019 06:23 PM (UdKB7)
Well, I am not staying here.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2019 06:25 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2019 06:20 PM (W+vEI)
Oh, no. The story has to be one for the ages. It would have to have cross-references, appendices, tables, diagrams. It would need to be comb-bound at the very least. Alternately: PowerPoint, with audience handouts. Bagels and coffee.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 27, 2019 06:25 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: willow at February 27, 2019 06:20 PM (gLMhO)
LOL. There is a play called "The Lady's Not for Burning" which takes place in the 1400s in England. One of the sweet young female characters says: "Men to me are a world in themselves; It's almost surprising to find that they speak English." Sometimes I agree
And men say the same about women .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2019 06:25 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: willow at February 27, 2019 06:25 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: Traveler at February 27, 2019 06:25 PM (EIxf9)
There is no disinterested third party who could enforce any agreement.
You want the UN to come in and broker the deal and keep the peace?
No you don't.
Posted by: simplemind at February 27, 2019 06:25 PM (ZuGkg)
Posted by: LELO at February 27, 2019 06:25 PM (DMUuz)
Celebrity Vagina Molds are a thing. (Way NSFW)
https://bit.ly/2T0Oxoa
You could start by getting conservative babes to model. I'd buy a Kennedy mug.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2019 06:25 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: willow at February 27, 2019 06:26 PM (gLMhO)
You know the history of the USSR well enough to know that the left will do both if they have the opportunity.
Posted by: aelfheld at February 27, 2019 06:26 PM (IxDhF)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 27, 2019 06:26 PM (BBWB6)
***
But that's the plan. So far you've all gone along with it. What, 50 years now? C'mon. Honey. Just bite the pillow
Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 27, 2019 06:26 PM (flrJp)
Since we now control the CFPB, the administration should use it to crack down on Chase B0fA Citi etc
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2019 06:26 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Caroline kennedy at February 27, 2019 06:27 PM (HEb26)
Good because I am only moving one more time and that will be further South. Yall are welcome to come too of course.
Posted by: freaked at February 27, 2019 06:27 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - una gadda davida at February 27, 2019 06:27 PM (xyung)
Posted by: Traveler at February 27, 2019 06:25 PM (EIxf9)
Forward thinking. Maybe there won't be a Pakistan in a couple weeks.
Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2019 06:27 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2019 06:27 PM (HEb26)
Posted by: simplemind at February 27, 2019 06:25 PM (ZuGkg)
Then we kick their asses too.
I know - whenever talk of splitting the Union starts - you hate it.
But this shit is splitting. One way or the other.
Posted by: GroggNog at February 27, 2019 06:27 PM (1isvA)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2019 06:20 PM (W+vEI)
You left out "Dear Penthouse Forum: I never believe the letters you print, but..."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2019 06:28 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2019 06:22 PM (PbpT7)
...........
They'll be flying off the shelves!
Posted by: wth at February 27, 2019 06:28 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 27, 2019 06:22 PM (GbPPJ)
I bought one for an ex-GF, years ago. Coming back through customs with it in my carry-on was disappointing and unremarkable.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 27, 2019 06:28 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: willow at February 27, 2019 06:28 PM (gLMhO)
There is no disinterested third party who could enforce any agreement.
You want the UN to come in and broker the deal and keep the peace?
No you don't.
Posted by: simplemind at February 27, 2019 06:25 PM (ZuGkg)
There will be no divorce.
Give the Leftist scum NOTHING.
Again i say.... why are we're waiting? What's it gonna take?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 27, 2019 06:28 PM (K9ExW)
She's dumber than anyone ever thought possible.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 27, 2019 06:28 PM (hjaPQ)
Not convincing anyone here. Why bother?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2019 06:29 PM (AllCR)
And at my Cirilla's you, and only you, will buy at cost. You will have a tab. I know you're good for it. Everybody else pays cash.
Not really kidding on this. I'm making some inquiries. Those things never shut down around here. I'm not ashamed to own it and work the counter.
Posted by: GroggNog at February 27, 2019 06:24 PM (1isvA)
See how I'm better, Horde!
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 27, 2019 06:29 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: willow at February 27, 2019 06:29 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - una gadda davida at February 27, 2019 06:29 PM (xyung)
They need the money. We're supposed to keep producing while they let us keep less and less of what we earn. Their business model is the vampire bat.
Posted by: Michael Cohen
I thought we were the poor folk who think Target is haute couture? We couldn't possibly have any money.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2019 06:29 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2019 06:29 PM (HEb26)
Posted by: alexthechick
There's also a Hello Kitty AR15.
It vibrates pretty good too.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2019 06:29 PM (eg609)
Oh sweet lord! How did they get the master mold?
Gonna need pics here.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 27, 2019 06:29 PM (LOq4H)
>>Celebrity Vagina Molds are a thing.
I'm not quite sure Ace qualifies as a celebrity.
Posted by: garrett
Hoohoohoohoo.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst at February 27, 2019 06:30 PM (LWYzG)
Sure, and where did the nukes go? That's the plan that makes this super-smart?
Posted by: Traveler at February 27, 2019 06:30 PM (EIxf9)
Yeah, good thing we had no imaginations then!
Posted by: MarkY at February 27, 2019 06:25 PM
You've never attended a rugby after-match social function where "The Engineer's Song" was sang, I take it.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 27, 2019 06:30 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: navybrat on a mission from Odin at February 27, 2019 06:30 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - una gadda davida at February 27, 2019 06:27 PM (xyung)
They'll get a Ford Pinto and like it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2019 06:30 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Caitlyn at February 27, 2019 06:31 PM (JcXHH)
Oh sweet lord! How did they get the master mold?
Gonna need pics here.
i've been told there's an episode of the old hbo documentary "real sex" that covers it.
Posted by: Anachronda at February 27, 2019 06:31 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 27, 2019 06:31 PM (HEb26)
Posted by: Traveler at February 27, 2019 06:31 PM (EIxf9)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 27, 2019 06:31 PM (flrJp)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 27, 2019 06:31 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: GroggNog at February 27, 2019 06:32 PM (1isvA)
Posted by: the walrus at February 27, 2019 06:32 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Two Vaginas. One Cup. at February 27, 2019 06:32 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at February 27, 2019 06:33 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Fritz at February 27, 2019 06:33 PM (wxZSX)
Posted by: Biden2220! at February 27, 2019 06:33 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 27, 2019 06:33 PM (flrJp)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 27, 2019 06:33 PM (LOq4H)
It burns like fire!!
Posted by: Goody at February 27, 2019 06:33 PM (UdKB7)
I don't know if it's true. But I know that's why, the first time I read it, I started learning guitar.
Posted by: GroggNog at February 27, 2019 06:34 PM (1isvA)
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Assuming it's raw, $5000 says it was the first time the majority of the black kids had ever seen it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - una gadda davida at February 27, 2019 06:34 PM (xyung)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 27, 2019 06:34 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 27, 2019 06:34 PM (JcXHH)
Posted by: James T. Kirk at February 27, 2019 06:34 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: The Plaster Casters at February 27, 2019 06:35 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2019 06:35 PM (sJURE)
Problem was, he drank it. He drank it until he died.
The other proprietors found him passed out with the open bottles, and since they were artsy fartsy types they made a plaster mold of his face. A death masque.
Anyway, the bar is still there and so is the masque.
Posted by: navybrat on a mission from Odin at February 27, 2019 06:35 PM (w7KSn)
So we just reinvented a fleshlight??
Posted by: Yo! at February 27, 2019 06:35 PM (9nfZX)
PUT ON THE SUNGLASSES
Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 27, 2019 06:35 PM (flrJp)
Posted by: wth at February 27, 2019 06:28 PM
I see a flaw in your plan ...
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 27, 2019 06:35 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2019 06:35 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2019 06:36 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Yo! at February 27, 2019 06:36 PM (9nfZX)
go figure.
(im never gonna buy any of you a gift)
Posted by: willow at February 27, 2019 06:36 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2019 06:35 PM (sJURE)
Where's Savonarola when you need him?
Posted by: Miklos, ding happy hour contrapostso at February 27, 2019 06:36 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 27, 2019 06:37 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst at February 27, 2019 06:37 PM (LWYzG)
Posted by: Anachronda at February 27, 2019 06:37 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2019 06:35 PM (Kpl3J)
Barack Obama. He knows how to pronounce it at least.
Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2019 06:37 PM (sdi6R)
Let me guess, you write captions for DeMotivator Posters. Here's one for you: "Perhaps the only purpose of your life is to serve as a warning to others."
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2019 06:37 PM (Kpl3J)
The preference would be those already extant and obvious. The left can have just about everything located on Salt Water and the Right can have everything else.
Some adjustments to that would have to be made of course. Chicago isn't on salt water but it is linked to the Ocean.
There will have to be certain trade offs. Once we have the locations firmed up, the disaporae can begin.
I can see cragslist ads offering places in Omaha in trade for somewhere in SF.
There will have to be deadlines and some sort of arbitrator.
And btw if we could actually do that, we wouldn't Need to do that.
It will all be dealt with in blood.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 27, 2019 06:37 PM (TUY4S)
Men are from Mars; Women from Venus; LGBTMSNBCNNNYT from Uranus.
I'm pretty sure that's the saying.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 27, 2019 06:38 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: zombie Jimmy Hendrix at February 27, 2019 06:38 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Caitlyn at February 27, 2019 06:31 PM (JcXHH)
...........
You're stealing my shtick.
Posted by: zombie Pablo Picasso at February 27, 2019 06:40 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Yo! at February 27, 2019 06:36 PM (9nfZX)
Learned Guitar is something of a stretch. I can hack at guitar.
But yeah - the notion that girls would be interested enough in my wedding tackle to make a mold of it because I played guitar got my attention.
And honestly - most of the guys I've ever known didn't get a haircut and get a real job because of Conservatism. We just wanted enough money to get out of Mom and Dad's, get an apartment and a decent car, and get laid early and often.
Posted by: GroggNog at February 27, 2019 06:40 PM (1isvA)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2019 06:40 PM (sJURE)
The crazy left is loud and rude, sometimes violent. But much of the loudest is funded by the globalist Soros types ... so they make fake news. As with abortion, many lean a little left, but not late term left.
The real "right" is standing tall, against the smaller billionaire fake left. The have media and Hollywood though ... so can form seemingly popular opinion, till it comes into view what they really mean (murder the baby, open the borders to MS-13, triple insurance rates, your electricity rates will necessarily skyrocket)
insert the needle slide across the record sound here ... "wait, why do you want more third world immigrants?" ... etc. Ocario is bringing other things into focus for the left ... the right has been partially aware for a long time.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 27, 2019 06:40 PM (Cus5s)
But the system is rotten to its very core and no, nothing gets done
about PV's brutal exposes. Despite this, some people do see it and that
helps. More important, it is a critical historical record that will be
much needed when people look at the rubble that used to be their cities
and ask, "what the fuck happened? How did we get here?" - regardless of
who wins.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2019 05:38 PM (I2dne)"
...
I wouldn't say *nothing* gets done. Most of the people I know are well into five figures of arms, radios, and disposable mobile devices. Every leak, every expose, every set of blatant wrongdoing where the perp walks for politics - more people do the same thing. It takes a lot of anger to drive someone to plonk down that much.
Posted by: lurker (the other one) at February 27, 2019 06:40 PM (67XdO)
Give the Leftist scum NOTHING.
Again i say.... why are we're waiting? What's it gonna take?
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There was an absolutely heartbreaking show on NatGeo last night, After Hitler. The effect of victory on innocent children was horrific. I'm for delaying a final showdown as long as possible.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 27, 2019 06:44 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Traveler at February 27, 2019 06:46 PM (mwfMd)
Posted by: theATL at February 27, 2019 06:12 PM (yFgwo)
We are going to have to do more than just ask pretty please. I mean for the divorce.
Posted by: clutch at February 27, 2019 06:47 PM (kiSdp)
Posted by: ibguy at February 27, 2019 06:48 PM (EHVbt)
last night, After Hitler. The effect of victory on innocent children
was horrific. I'm for delaying a final showdown as long as possible.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 27, 2019 06:44 PM (+y/Ru)
My children are here now. They're old enough to stand a chance. And I'm still young enough to sway the odds.
Fuck delaying.
Posted by: GroggNog at February 27, 2019 06:49 PM (1isvA)
war, culture grievance, social media obsession, and conspiracy
nonsense. Serious thought? Nowhere to be found. Good riddance.
Posted by: Traveler at February 27, 2019 06:46 PM (mwfMd)
Sez a leftie who believes that there are 32 genders and that you can become a woman by cutting off your dick.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 27, 2019 06:51 PM (F/KeJ)
Posted by: Traveler at February 27, 2019 06:53 PM (EIxf9)
Posted by: Anchovy at February 27, 2019 07:31 PM (B3kya)
Posted by: Still Another Zap Rowsdower at February 27, 2019 07:33 PM (8POq7)
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