The Morning Rant

"Question for the Democrats: Isn't 60 million dead babies enough?"

List Of Democrat Ghouls In Favor Of Infanticide And the Skulking, Spineless Republican Cowards Who Didn't Want To Vote:

Cohen's Testimony Be Like:

Song Bleg:

This is a radio commercial for a Chicago music store from 1969, which target audience is obviously the long-haired, dope-smoking, maggot-infested "underground FM" hippie crowd. My question is, what is the music that is being played in the background? I can't imagine that it's something specifically written for the commercial as I would think contracting for that would be prohibitively expensive, and these radio spots are generally done on the cheap. But I've never heard it before and I'm hoping one or more of you morons might know what it is. It actually sounds pretty kickass.

Who Dis:

Hint: This is not an early photograph of grammie winger, bluebell, nurse ratched and willow.

For the 'Ettes:

Wednesday's' celebrities: Olivia Newton John and Hugh Jackman.

Friday Shoe Pr0n:

Made For Walking

Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Chocolate Chip Cookies:

(h/t, as usual, to Food Porn on Twitter)

Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:15 AM

Comments

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1 A Saga:

"And Trump is a bully, and a meany! He hogs all of the ice cream," Michael Cohen stated.
"Would you say he's a scoundrel?" Rep. Schiff suggested.
"Well..."
"A doody-head?"
"Yes! A big old doody-head! With tiny hands!"

Fu Manchu removes one of the hands covering his face, reaches for the remote and turns the TV off. Heaving a heavy sigh he mutters "If this is the quality of foes Trump faces I will never get my revenge on the Golden Scalp Weasel."
He strokes his long moustache and says "I need a new plan. And new tools. Hillary has the thirst for vengeance and the drive of ambition, greed, vanity, and wrath, but her follow through is terrible. The others are a combination of oafs, clowns, buffoons, hucksters, incompetents, imbeciles, and lunatics."

His phone rings and he answers "Lucky Dragon II Dine-In and Carry-Out, manager speaking."
"Ahoy!" Cap'n Bill's voice comes across the phone. "This is Cap'n Bill, my replacement for the lost Sea Cuck, the SS Bull Works, is getting ready for a new season of cruises! Can we count on your sponsorship this year?"
Fu Manchu grits his teeth and cocks his arm back to hurl the phone across his office and then thinks better of it.
"Kristol, you imbecile, why are you calling me?"
"You've always been a generous sponsor of all those who hate the Golden Scalp Weasel and I wanted to make sure that our friendship hadn't ended. I have a great line-up of entertainment - George "The Great Gasbag" Will, Jen "Babbling" Rubin, and Ben "Squeaker" Shapiro. No Jonah, curse the luck, his mom is sending him to Camp Ogrowthehellup in hopes he'll either become a man or get eaten by a bear - she's not opposed to either."
"Shapiro? Is his sister going to be there?"
"Ha! I wish, I wouldn't need sponsors if Abby Great-Lungs was on the list."
"I have to consider this. I will call you. By the way - how did you get this number?"
Cap'n Bill ends the call.
"Maybe I can use them if only I could smack some sense into them, but even the back hand of a Mongolian raider cannot penetrate skulls that thick. I'll need to insert someone into his crew, but no one too valuable." He gets up and opens his door. "Hey! Worthless dishwasher! Come here!"
Brad comes up to the office door, and warily asks "Yes sir?"
"I have new job for you."
"It doesn't involve moving bodies, does it?"
"What? No! I told you to forget all about that. No, I need someone to go on a cruise ship, report back what they are doing."
"Just that?"
"Yeah, you do that and I get crappy Lumina fixed. Deal?"
"Deal. Where do I go?"
"To cruise dock dummy and look for Cap'n Bill of the Bull Works. Tell him I sent you."
After Brad leaves Fu picks up his phone. Golden Scalp Weasel is unpredictable, so I match that with crazy and boy do I know crazy - got it on speed dial. Hello? Alexandria? This is old pal and benefactor Fu Manchu. I came across something you might like...no, not Nancy's job, just shut your hay-hole and listen up."

To be continued...

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Enhance Your Mood with Brown-Colored Glasses 40% Off at The Outrage Outlet! at March 01, 2019 11:09 AM (hLRSq)

2 st!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 01, 2019 11:09 AM (so+oy)

3 Ohhhh cookies!!!

Posted by: IC at March 01, 2019 11:09 AM (qHa9N)

4 And first!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Enhance Your Mood with Brown-Colored Glasses 40% Off at The Outrage Outlet! at March 01, 2019 11:10 AM (hLRSq)

5 Actually, cookies and sexy boots. Nothing better.

Posted by: IC at March 01, 2019 11:10 AM (qHa9N)

6 Already tired of Friday!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 01, 2019 11:10 AM (JFO2v)

7 The Shags?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 01, 2019 11:10 AM (so+oy)

8 A Gorilla in the pissed.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 01, 2019 11:11 AM (Z4rgH)

9 And just who is that hottie? He looks like a Bollywood actor

Posted by: IC at March 01, 2019 11:11 AM (qHa9N)

10 Swedish bikini term, the early years?

Posted by: Roy at March 01, 2019 11:11 AM (xqdqQ)

11 The pic isn't Abba. They had only two women in the group, not four.
But the long hair and the psychedelic clothes suggest something from the late '60s.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 01, 2019 11:11 AM (7MRhd)

12 Is that Sadaam Hussein, the early years?

Posted by: Naturalfake at March 01, 2019 11:12 AM (CRRq9)

13 Not surprised about Murkowski's support of killing babies, but I am surprised about the other two R's.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 01, 2019 11:12 AM (MPuQT)

14 Some Lilith fair participants?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 01, 2019 11:12 AM (O2RFr)

15 ABBA?

Posted by: steevy at March 01, 2019 11:12 AM (BXMxN)

16 "Question for the Democrats: Isn't 60 million dead babies enough?"

................

Hey.. we're just getting started!

Posted by: Dem Congressional Freshman Class of 2019 at March 01, 2019 11:12 AM (so+oy)

17 Hint: This is not an early photograph of grammie winger, bluebell, nurse ratched and willow.

So. You're saying it's a *recent* photograph.

Posted by: Off the reservation at March 01, 2019 11:12 AM (vWMNq)

18

That has a Norman Greenbaum - Spirit in the Sky sound to it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 01, 2019 11:13 AM (aKsyK)

19 9 And just who is that hottie? He looks like a Bollywood actor
Posted by: IC at March 01, 2019 11:11 AM (qHa9N)

You're getting warmer.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 01, 2019 11:13 AM (FIqhC)

20 I think the girl in the front is Marianne Faithful.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 01, 2019 11:13 AM (fuK7c)

21 15 ABBA?
Posted by: steevy at March 01, 2019 11:12 AM (BXMxN)

No.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 01, 2019 11:13 AM (FIqhC)

22 I really hope the electorate hands the baby killing left a massive loss in 2020. Presidency, senate, house, state levels; let there be a massive repudiation.

Posted by: IC at March 01, 2019 11:14 AM (qHa9N)

23 >>Hint: This is not an early photograph of grammie winger, bluebell, nurse ratched and willow.

It is an artist's conception, and don't harsh our mellow.

Posted by: Roy at March 01, 2019 11:14 AM (xqdqQ)

24 Babies are useless,all they do is eat sleep and poop.Better to bring in full grown immigrants who can mow your lawn.

Posted by: steevy at March 01, 2019 11:14 AM (BXMxN)

25 Say what you will about Ba'al, he put together one tight band.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 01, 2019 11:14 AM (vbJig)

26 22 I really hope the electorate hands the baby killing left a massive loss in 2020. Presidency, senate, house, state levels; let there be a massive repudiation.
Posted by: IC at March 01, 2019 11:14 AM (qHa9N)

R's have to be willing to run on the issue.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 01, 2019 11:14 AM (MPuQT)

27 14 Some Lilith fair participants?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 01, 2019 11:12 AM (O2RFr)

Don't know about that. But I'll say this: for a generation that prided itself on its nonconformity, they sure do look a lot alike, don't they?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 01, 2019 11:14 AM (FIqhC)

28 Re: Gun control, government tyranny, and voting:

So after the Nat Turner rebellion of 1831, when a band of black rebels shot at white slave owners and freed their slaves, the state of Tennessee altered its constitution. Where once it had guaranteed that "the freemen of this state have a right to keep and to bear arms for their common defence", post-Nat Turner it said "the free white men of this state have a right to keep and to bear arms for their common defence".

---

Governor William Carrol, Democrat, 1829-1835

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Water Bottle Despot at March 01, 2019 11:15 AM (xyung)

29 LOL... One of those could have been me in the late 60's hair and outfit...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 01, 2019 11:15 AM (O2RFr)

30 The 2019 Beatles?

Posted by: Democracy Dies in Blackface at March 01, 2019 11:15 AM (mwIW1)

31 I see France is at it again. Some publication claimed ISIS and Marine Le Pen's party are the same. In response, she tweeted out pictures of ISIS atrocities, along with an outraged comment "This is Daesh!".

Now, French prosecutors want to take her to court for the tweet, saying she displayed violent images where children might see them (the internet, I guess). Obviously, the prosecutors believe she had no right to respond to the lies of the reporter in question.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, who used to eat salsa at March 01, 2019 11:15 AM (Z216Q)

32 Dang...he looks like the dude from Highlander, Adrian Paul.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 01, 2019 11:15 AM (0tfLf)

33 Who Dis?

The Bangables?

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 01, 2019 11:15 AM (Z4rgH)

34 25 Say what you will about Ba'al, he put together one tight band.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 01, 2019 11:14 AM (vbJig)

That horn section rocked!

Posted by: Roy at March 01, 2019 11:15 AM (xqdqQ)

35 20 I think the girl in the front is Marianne Faithful.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 01, 2019 11:13 AM (fuK7c)

Good guess, but no.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 01, 2019 11:15 AM (FIqhC)

36 Not first. Off to read the comments.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 01, 2019 11:15 AM (pUDQf)

37 PRO TIP: Never argue with a guy on a throne wearing a bull mask.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 01, 2019 11:16 AM (4knXT)

38 That cartoon of death stalking the doors is very well done. And very disturbing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2019 11:16 AM (I2dne)

39 The only time I support abortion is when leftists are doing so. Less leftists in America is a good thing.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 01, 2019 11:16 AM (VWp7G)

40 Rolling Stone groupies, the early years?

Posted by: Naturalfake at March 01, 2019 11:16 AM (CRRq9)

41 The 2019 Beatles?
Wives

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at March 01, 2019 11:16 AM (P4Pk9)

42 Wait, is one of them a guy?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 01, 2019 11:16 AM (O2RFr)

43 Democrats have gone from "Safe, Legal, and Rare" to "Infanticide, shmanticide."

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 01, 2019 11:16 AM (O7MnT)

44 ABBA, the original lineup

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 01, 2019 11:17 AM (YslsA)

45 Not young Pelosi, Murray, McCaskill, and Wasserman-Schultz, that's for sure!

Posted by: Gref at March 01, 2019 11:17 AM (AMIL/)

46 We'll hit 60 million dead babies within the next decade under my healthcare plan.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at March 01, 2019 11:17 AM (SkuXa)

47 Who dis?

The Jackson Five?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 01, 2019 11:17 AM (m45I2)

48 I think the girl in the front is Marianne Faithful.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 01, 2019 11:13 AM (fuK7c)

The one on the left looks like Patti Boyd.

Posted by: BignJames at March 01, 2019 11:17 AM (ykq7q)

49 I don't know who those chicks are but I want to be in the middle of them.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 01, 2019 11:17 AM (pUDQf)

50 I heard Scott's flight got delayed but he ended up making an impassioned speech on the senate floor.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 01, 2019 11:17 AM (kG5hP)

51
Obviously, the prosecutors believe she had no right to respond to the lies of the reporter in question.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, who used to eat salsa

Fighting back is violence.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 01, 2019 11:17 AM (aKsyK)

52 47 Who dis?

The Jackson Five?

LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at March 01, 2019 11:17 AM (O2RFr)

53 McGarrigal Sisters?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 01, 2019 11:17 AM (AURKQ)

54 "Question for the Democrats: Isn't 60 million dead babies enough?"

8-Ball says: No.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 01, 2019 11:18 AM (3sjI6)

55 Not Nancy Sinatra?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 01, 2019 11:18 AM (m45I2)

56 41 The 2019 Beatles?
Wives
Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at March 01, 2019 11:16 AM (P4Pk9)

Close. Two of them were married to Beatles.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 01, 2019 11:18 AM (FIqhC)

57 The girl in front has a nice-looking left foot. I can only presume the right is the same.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 01, 2019 11:18 AM (7MRhd)

58 That album cover with the topless 14 year old. Is that legal?

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 01, 2019 11:18 AM (7ZQe3)

59 The one on the left looks like Patti Boyd.

Posted by: BignJames at March 01, 2019 11:17 AM (ykq7q)

Good. That's one.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 01, 2019 11:18 AM (FIqhC)

60
...
"Maybe I can use them if only I could smack some sense into them, but even the back hand of a Mongolian raider cannot penetrate skulls that thick. I'll need to insert someone into his crew, but no one too valuable." He gets up and opens his door. "Hey! Worthless dishwasher! Come here!"
...
To be continued...
Posted by: Mikey NTH - ... at The Outrage Outlet! at March 01, 2019 11:09 AM (hLRSq)
++++++++++++++
Please ensure that this isn't a permanent cliffhanger. I LOLed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2019 11:19 AM (I2dne)

61 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 01, 2019 11:19 AM (IXZGh)

62 I'm betting it's some Swedish group. Not American.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 01, 2019 11:19 AM (pUDQf)

63 OMG! I got a mention by a COB!

does this make me a real Moron?!?!

I'm so happy!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 01, 2019 11:19 AM (d7Ww2)

64 Democrats have gone from "Safe, Legal, and Rare" to "Infanticide, shmanticide."

***

But don't you dare call them "pro-abortion." They're pro-CHOICE, dammit!

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at March 01, 2019 11:19 AM (GEpFD)

65 Oh! I recognize the girls now-

naturalfake's Harem, the early years.

Posted by: Naturalfake at March 01, 2019 11:19 AM (CRRq9)

66 No Jonah, curse the luck, his mom is sending him to Camp Ogrowthehellup in hopes he'll either become a man or get eaten by a bear - she's not opposed to either."

-----------

Snort

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 01, 2019 11:19 AM (gC2IV)

67 55 Not Nancy Sinatra?
Posted by: Muldoon at March 01, 2019 11:18 AM (m45I2)

No.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 01, 2019 11:19 AM (FIqhC)

68 Marine LePen's time has come and gone. I still support her, but the future belongs to her niece, Marion Jeanne Caroline Marechal-LePen.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 01, 2019 11:19 AM (vbJig)

69 37 PRO TIP: Never argue with a guy on a throne wearing a bull mask.
--------------------
Word!

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 01, 2019 11:19 AM (2LelM)

70 This was willowed, and I just had to share it with the Horde:

I can actually picture Gabe Malor wearing assless chaps, Crocs, carrying a messenger bag, while riding a Vespa.

You're all welcome.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2019 11:19 AM (ptqGC)

71 62 I'm betting it's some Swedish group. Not American.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 01, 2019 11:19 AM (pUDQf)

No.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 01, 2019 11:20 AM (FIqhC)

72 Now I want cookies.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 01, 2019 11:20 AM (fqUgw)

73 That album cover with the topless 14 year old. Is that legal?

***

I think she was actually 11. Just sayin'.

(That's Blind Faith's one and only album, in case anyone didn't know.)

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at March 01, 2019 11:20 AM (GEpFD)

74 48 I think the girl in the front is Marianne Faithful.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 01, 2019 11:13 AM (fuK7c)

The one on the left looks like Patti Boyd.
Posted by: BignJames at March 01, 2019 11:17 AM (ykq7q)

I don't know who's on the left, and I don't know who's on the right, but that guy in the middle looks just like Willie Nelson.

Posted by: Just The Punchline at March 01, 2019 11:20 AM (rWl4b)

75 11 The pic isn't Abba. They had only two women in the group, not four.
But the long hair and the psychedelic clothes suggest something from the late '60s."

I never could tell the girls from the guys in that group.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 01, 2019 11:20 AM (Kpl3J)

76 Wow, Vixen looked REALLY different in their Disco days.

The guy looks Israeli

And Geiger his high art, damn it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 01, 2019 11:20 AM (bcbK8)

77 Hey, I'm pro-choice, totally.

Once that kid reaches legal majority, he or she can decide if they want to be aborted or not.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 01, 2019 11:20 AM (AURKQ)

78 Never argue with a guy on a throne wearing a bull mask.

Especially if you're at Gay Leatherfest '19.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 01, 2019 11:20 AM (O7MnT)

79 Hint: This is not an early photograph of grammie winger, bluebell, nurse ratched and willow.

It damn well should be. In my mind, it now is and forever will be.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 01, 2019 11:20 AM (QLvwG)

80
I don't know who those chicks are but I want to be in the middle of them.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 01, 2019 11:17 AM (pUDQf)

The only correct answer. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 01, 2019 11:20 AM (9Om/r)

81 Not Nancy Sinatra?
Posted by: Muldoon

No.

*******

So you're saying I am correct!?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 01, 2019 11:21 AM (m45I2)

82 The roaming cast from 2069: A Sex Odyssey?

Posted by: Sponge at March 01, 2019 11:21 AM (IXZGh)

83 Who Dis

Is is a band called The Id, later renamed The Hairem?

Posted by: Life of Brian at March 01, 2019 11:21 AM (sDBB0)

84 Who 'dis? Some overly dressed chicas.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2019 11:21 AM (IxRYM)

85 The one on the left looks like Patti Boyd.

I think we've had a Patti Boyd already.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 01, 2019 11:21 AM (fuK7c)

86 63 OMG! I got a mention by a COB!
does this make me a real Moron?!?!

I'm so happy!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 01, 2019 11:19 AM (d7Ww2)

I like to think you're as pretty now as you were back then.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 01, 2019 11:21 AM (FIqhC)

87 The girl in front has a nice-looking left foot. I can only presume the right is the same.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 01, 2019 11:18 AM (7MRhd)

It's actually not, it's a mirror image of the left. Weird, I know.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 01, 2019 11:21 AM (t+qrx)

88 Was Patti Boyd ever in a group? I thought she was a groupie.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 01, 2019 11:21 AM (pUDQf)

89 75
11 The pic isn't Abba. They had only two women in the group, not four.

But the long hair and the psychedelic clothes suggest something from the late '60s."

I never could tell the girls from the guys in that group.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 01, 2019
*
*
. . .
Glasses. You needs them.
Besides, one ABBA girl was fair-fair blonde, like the girls here, and the other was a brunette, if I recall aright.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 01, 2019 11:21 AM (7MRhd)

90 I think we've had a Patti Boyd already.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 01, 2019 11:21 AM (fuK7c)

Yes, we have. Doesn't mean I can't do repeats.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 01, 2019 11:21 AM (FIqhC)

91 Sponge

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 01, 2019 11:21 AM (d8iVQ)

92 Maureen Starkey?

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 01, 2019 11:22 AM (7ZQe3)

93 Don't know about that. But I'll say this: for a generation that prided itself on its nonconformity, they sure do look a lot alike, don't they?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 01, 2019 11:14 AM (FIqhC)

One must conform to the nonconformist ideology! Or I'll slap you!--Head of the Nonconformist Party.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 01, 2019 11:22 AM (3sjI6)

94 Got to be Bill Cosby's Posse. Did I spell posse correctly?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 01, 2019 11:22 AM (2LelM)

95 I don't know what the background music is for that commercial.. But I knew a guy who worked (I think) at that record shop.

We were in school at the U of I Chicago Circle campus and he would bring in all kinds of stuff.

He brought in some vegetable stickers that they were giving out as some promotional thing with a Beatles album (or maybe it was Apple Records). Me and my friend Jim surreptitiously plastered them all over campus..

Posted by: Dem Congressional Freshman Class of 2019 at March 01, 2019 11:22 AM (so+oy)

96 I can't help but think 'get a haircut' whenever I see that damn hippy crap. Seriously bad hair back then, very bad. Makes hair metal look good.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 01, 2019 11:22 AM (bcbK8)

97 "The Lemon Sisters?" -- Long-lost cousin Don

Posted by: Shains -- the Green Final Solution will retrofit all conservatives within 10 years! [ at March 01, 2019 11:22 AM (WqPYg)

98 88 Was Patti Boyd ever in a group? I thought she was a groupie.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 01, 2019 11:21 AM (pUDQf)

Model/groupie/married to george harrison

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 01, 2019 11:22 AM (FIqhC)

99 The one on the right looks like Maureen Starkey (Ringo's ex).

Posted by: Top.Man. at March 01, 2019 11:22 AM (88slR)

100 Is the gal in front Stevie Nicks?

Posted by: Todd G. at March 01, 2019 11:23 AM (N4Z1c)

101 One of many reasons I don't stand for lectures on the "immorality" of "separating children from their so-called mothers at the border" from people who are perfectly comfortable allowing the infant survivors of abortion to die on the abortionist's floor.

Posted by: DocJ at March 01, 2019 11:23 AM (NYS7S)

102 94 Got to be Bill Cosby's Posse. Did I spell posse correctly?
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 01, 2019 11:22 AM (2LelM)

Possum? North America's sole marsupial?

Or are we talking about a sorta-bad Mario Van Peeples movie?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 01, 2019 11:23 AM (bcbK8)

103 Sounds like Led Zeppelin.

Posted by: NeoKong (@The_NeoKong) at March 01, 2019 11:23 AM (p76V+)

104 75. I never could tell the girls from the guys in that group.

Exactly. So it's ABBA then.

Posted by: Off the reservation at March 01, 2019 11:23 AM (vWMNq)

105 for a generation that prided itself on its nonconformity, they sure do look a lot alike, don't they?
Posted by: OregonMuse

--

My old man pointed that out years ago. "These hippies are all wearing identical uniforms of bell bottoms, long hair, and tie-dye shirts".

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 01, 2019 11:23 AM (YslsA)

106
But don't you dare call them "pro-abortion." They're pro-CHOICE, dammit!
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER

Are they pro-school choice? Gun choice? Thought choice?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 01, 2019 11:23 AM (aKsyK)

107 Yeah, those boots work...vera nahce!

Posted by: WhoCares at March 01, 2019 11:23 AM (bGMOs)

108 92 Maureen Starkey?
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 01, 2019 11:22 AM (7ZQe3)

Yes! Congrats, I thought she'd be the hardest to identify.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 01, 2019 11:23 AM (FIqhC)

109 Anita Pallenberg?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 01, 2019 11:24 AM (pUDQf)

110 While trying to cheat on the internet and identify the picture, I discovered an all-girl band from the sixties called "The Hummingbirds" that played their shows topless. They were managed, claimed this article, by pro golfer Raymond Floyd.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, who used to eat salsa at March 01, 2019 11:24 AM (Z216Q)

111 Awesome boots, OM! Very stylish and practical! Thanks!

Posted by: pookysgirl at March 01, 2019 11:24 AM (XKZwp)

112 96
I can't help but think 'get a haircut' whenever I see that damn hippy
crap. Seriously bad hair back then, very bad. Makes hair metal look
good.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 01, 2019
*
*
. . .
Whenever that Hair song plays on the radio with the lyric, "Oh, say, can you see/ My eyes/If you can then my hair's too short!", I want to punch somebody. Preferably the lyricist.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 01, 2019 11:24 AM (7MRhd)

113 Who Dis?

The Democrats' transgender recommendations for the Joint Chiefs of Staff?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 01, 2019 11:24 AM (vbJig)

114 Yay, 3 down, one to go

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 01, 2019 11:24 AM (7ZQe3)

115 86 63 OMG! I got a mention by a COB!
does this make me a real Moron?!?!

I'm so happy!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 01, 2019 11:19 AM (d7Ww2)

I like to think you're as pretty now as you were back then.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 01, 2019 11:21 AM (FIqhC)

Wait til you see her in May. Not to step on Insom's game but she's a cutie. And she can shoot.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 01, 2019 11:24 AM (bcbK8)

116 Well the one on the right was on the left, and the one in the middle was on the right, and the one on the left was in the middle, and the guy in the rear was a Methodist.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Water Bottle Despot at March 01, 2019 11:24 AM (xyung)

117 Are they pro-school choice? Gun choice? Thought choice?

***

Sure. You can choose to agree with them, or you can choose to be a non-person.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at March 01, 2019 11:24 AM (GEpFD)

118 satan checks list of senators, smiles. this country is so fucked, it can't be described. time for a cleansing.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 01, 2019 11:24 AM (KP5rU)

119 Is one of them Jane Asher?

Posted by: BignJames at March 01, 2019 11:24 AM (ykq7q)

120 OregonMuse, you asked your question sarcastically, but we shall answer it seriously.

No, 60 fetal megadeaths is not enough. Since Roe v Wade, we're averaging only between 1.5 and 1.7 fetal megadeaths per year. Our god demands much greater sacrifice than this. We will never, ever, stop pursuing our goal of an abortion clinic on every corner until the demand for its services exceeds our ability to service it in three shifts per day. Then we'll build more.

Posted by: The Democrats at March 01, 2019 11:24 AM (I2dne)

121 Tim Scott tried to give some lame explanation for skipping the vote. People really jumped on him for it. Did he think that playing the role of Mr Conservative, nobody would notice?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 01, 2019 11:24 AM (XzgAr)

122 The Go Gos?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 01, 2019 11:25 AM (ODaO0)

123 103 Sounds like Led Zeppelin.
Posted by: NeoKong (@The_NeoKong) at March 01, 2019 11:23 AM (p76V+)

Maybe so, but I'm pretty familiar with LZ, and I don't think it's them.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 01, 2019 11:25 AM (FIqhC)

124 Or are we talking about a sorta-bad Mario Van Peeples movie?
---------------------
Quite the catalog. All I remember is Heartbreak Ridge.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 01, 2019 11:25 AM (2LelM)

125 >>>Tim Scott tried to give some lame explanation for skipping the vote. People really jumped on him for it. Did he think that playing the role of Mr Conservative, nobody would notice?

Unfortunately, S.C. won't hold him accountable for his RINOism.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 01, 2019 11:26 AM (VWp7G)

126 Sure. You can choose to agree with them, or you can choose to be a non-person.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at March 01, 2019 11:24 AM (GEpFD)

--

Well said.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Water Bottle Despot at March 01, 2019 11:26 AM (xyung)

127 Fuck abba

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 01, 2019 11:26 AM (0ogxh)

128 119 Is one of them Jane Asher?
Posted by: BignJames at March 01, 2019 11:24 AM (ykq7q)

No. Who is Jane Asher?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 01, 2019 11:26 AM (FIqhC)

129
So you're saying I am correct!?
Posted by: Muldoon

That's right, you're wrong.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 01, 2019 11:26 AM (aKsyK)

130 Is it Dokken from 1979?

Posted by: Sponge at March 01, 2019 11:26 AM (IXZGh)

131 I think it is Jane Asher. Though she's pretty much a ginger

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 01, 2019 11:26 AM (7ZQe3)

132 Not Anita Pallenberg?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 01, 2019 11:26 AM (pUDQf)

133 Grim Reaper is coming for everyone that does not serve the state, above all else. It has always been a basic tenet of commies, to massacre millions for the cause. "Let this be a lesson to you", as Mueller persecutes all involved with Trump, none involved with the real mafia.

They (leftists in the shadows, promoted by Hollywood/MSM/Dems) are grooming society for more iron fist, as the language against Trump and his supporters (really America First supporters) has gone to demands we be beaten/silenced/killed.

Sanctity of even the most precious/innocent life will be sacrificed on their altar, but also the sanctity of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. The coup continues under Barr, so it appears DeepState is running the country, serving BigMoney and ???, with globalist NWO intent. We may require a real revolution to remain free (or to reacquire what we lost)

Posted by: illiniwek at March 01, 2019 11:26 AM (Cus5s)

134 No, 60 fetal megadeaths is not enough. Since Roe v Wade, we're averaging only between 1.5 and 1.7 fetal megadeaths per year.

--

We need to multiply the total by 3/5ths, right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Water Bottle Despot at March 01, 2019 11:26 AM (xyung)

135 Don't know about that. But I'll say this: for a generation that prided itself on its nonconformity, they sure do look a lot alike, don't they?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 01, 2019 11:14 AM (FIqhC)
++++++++++
From "The Rebel" by Allan Sherman:
Soon everyone was saying "heck"
They said it everywhere
And the rebel said to Rhonda
"This is terribly unfair
Being hip is getting middle class
Let's you and I be square"
And the did, they squared it up
Rhonda got a haircut
The rebel shaved his beard
They were married and had children
Which they subsequently reared
They moved out to the suburbs
And they really disappeared
Wow, did they conform!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2019 11:26 AM (I2dne)

136 114
Yay, 3 down, one to go

So I put the 3 names into bing and Cynthia Lennon came up but the picture didn't ... I might have had one of the names wrong ... and we already have two Beatle wives.

Posted by: Off the reservation at March 01, 2019 11:26 AM (vWMNq)

137 This is very good and worth a listen.

https://bit.ly/2EqeRhp

Posted by: JackStraw at March 01, 2019 11:26 AM (/tuJf)

138 >>>Not Anita Pallenberg?

It's Anita Bath.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 01, 2019 11:27 AM (VWp7G)

139 I am pretty sure that's Diana Ross and The Supremes

...without their blackface on.

Posted by: garrett at March 01, 2019 11:27 AM (DHsB1)

140 No. Who is Jane Asher?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 01, 2019 11:26 AM (FIqhC)

Paul's gf.....pre Linda.

Posted by: BignJames at March 01, 2019 11:27 AM (ykq7q)

141 116
Well the one on the right was on the left, and the one in the middle was
on the right, and the one on the left was in the middle, and the guy in
the rear was a Methodist.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Water Bottle Despot at March 01, 2019
*
*
. . .
I used to hear that Johnny Cash song when I was small, and while I liked it, I must have missed the lyric about them all having strong political positions. Not that I'd have understood the political meanings of "right," "left," and "middle" back then.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 01, 2019 11:27 AM (7MRhd)

142 No. Who is Jane Asher?

Jane Asher was McCartney's girlfriend at the time. Brother of Peter Asher of Peter and Gordon

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 01, 2019 11:27 AM (7ZQe3)

143 Close. Two of them were married to Beatles.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at March 01, 2019 11:18 AM (FIqhC)

Sorry, I misspoke here. *Three* Beatles wives are seen in the photo.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 01, 2019 11:27 AM (FIqhC)

144 124 Or are we talking about a sorta-bad Mario Van Peeples movie?
---------------------
Quite the catalog. All I remember is Heartbreak Ridge.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 01, 2019 11:25 AM (2LelM)

He was kinda charming as Sonny Spoons.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 01, 2019 11:27 AM (bcbK8)

145 cynthia mcCarthy is one

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 01, 2019 11:27 AM (d7Ww2)

146
Who dis?

Laverne and Shirley and...um...

...Lenny and Squiggy

Posted by: Muldoon at March 01, 2019 11:27 AM (m45I2)

147 Ooo, that's the Jackson Five!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 01, 2019 11:27 AM (gC2IV)

148 Those chicks are the Manson family.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 01, 2019 11:27 AM (1ISKN)

149 Was Patti Boyd ever in a group? I thought she was a groupie.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 01, 2019 11:21 AM (pUDQf)

Model/groupie/married to george harrison

Who stole her from Eric Clapton, or the other way around. I can never remember.

I think she's the muse for Layla.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 01, 2019 11:27 AM (fuK7c)

150 sock!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 01, 2019 11:27 AM (so+oy)

151 Jane Asher was McCartney's girlfriend at the time. Brother of Peter Asher of Peter and Gordon

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 01, 2019 11:27 AM (7ZQe3)

Oh, OK. She's not in the photo.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 01, 2019 11:28 AM (FIqhC)

152 >>>Quite the catalog. All I remember is Heartbreak Ridge.

Great film.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 01, 2019 11:28 AM (VWp7G)

153 Who stole her from Eric Clapton, or the other way around. I can never remember.

I think she's the muse for Layla.

***

She is. Clapton stole her from Harrison.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at March 01, 2019 11:28 AM (GEpFD)

154 Well I know who the guy is now because I cheated, but I've never heard of him.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 01, 2019 11:28 AM (QBy2Q)

155 Sorry, I misspoke here. *Three* Beatles wives are seen in the photo.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at March 01, 2019 11:27 AM (FIqhC)

What a pity there's no Yoko.

*sashays away*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2019 11:28 AM (ptqGC)

156 cynthia lennon and linda mccarthy

ugh stupid brain

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 01, 2019 11:28 AM (d7Ww2)

157 The Honeybees from Gilligan's Island?

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 01, 2019 11:28 AM (QLvwG)

158 Helen Mirren?

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 01, 2019 11:28 AM (7ZQe3)

159 Great post, gorilla guy!

Posted by: Max Power at March 01, 2019 11:28 AM (q177U)

160 Who stole her from Eric Clapton, or the other way around. I can never remember.

I think she's the muse for Layla.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
............

Clapton stole her from Harrison.. although they remained close friends up until George died.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 01, 2019 11:28 AM (so+oy)

161 what is the music that is being played in the background?

There have always been plenty of "stock" music cuts for commercial use, going back to when they were provided on 78's.

Posted by: mindful webworker - rawk and role at March 01, 2019 11:29 AM (qR1v/)

162 Yoko?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 01, 2019 11:29 AM (vbJig)

163 I love Heartbreak Ridge, despite the fact that it seems like it should be better than it actually is.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at March 01, 2019 11:29 AM (GEpFD)

164 Who's the guy?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2019 11:29 AM (ptqGC)

165 >>She is. Clapton stole her from Harrison.

Pretty sure everyone was fucking her.

Posted by: garrett at March 01, 2019 11:29 AM (DHsB1)

166 The image is of Pattie Boyd, Cyntia Lennon, Maureen Starr, and Jenny Fleetwood.

Posted by: bobby b at March 01, 2019 11:29 AM (rwSYT)

167 Definitely not Yoko Ono.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 01, 2019 11:29 AM (pUDQf)

168 Sanctity of even the most precious/innocent life will be sacrificed on their altar, but also the sanctity of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. The coup continues under Barr, so it appears DeepState is running the country, serving BigMoney and ???, with globalist NWO intent. We may require a real revolution to remain free (or to reacquire what we lost)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 01, 2019 11:26 AM (Cus5s)
+++++++++++++
The word you're looking for in place of your question marks is "power." In fact, it is the entire list. The other things like money and status are all just a means to the power the crave.

Leftists are all about power. The power to kill you. The power to enslave you. The power to take the fruits of your labor. The power to get you to kill your own children.

It doesn't matter if they turn a glorious mountain into a dung heap as long as they are at the summit, ruling over it. It's about power. Full stop.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2019 11:29 AM (I2dne)

169 145 cynthia mcCarthy is one
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 01, 2019 11:27 AM (d7Ww2)

Correct on the first name, incorrect on the last.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 01, 2019 11:29 AM (FIqhC)

170 The million dollar hands of Helen Mirran.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Water Bottle Despot at March 01, 2019 11:29 AM (xyung)

171 I think the girl group is the Shangri-Las, a '60s group.

Posted by: EdmBurke at March 01, 2019 11:29 AM (70ayy)

172 143 Sorry, I misspoke here. *Three* Beatles wives are seen in the photo.

Mabel ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPDZ2M51XDw

Posted by: Off the reservation at March 01, 2019 11:29 AM (vWMNq)

173 Sixty million is barely a decent start. My hunger is insatiable.

Posted by: Moloch at March 01, 2019 11:29 AM (NWiLs)

174 Grim Reaper is coming for everyone that does not serve the state,

-
The road to the gulag is paved with good intentions.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 01, 2019 11:29 AM (+y/Ru)

175 Sorry. I meant Roberto Duran.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Water Bottle Despot at March 01, 2019 11:30 AM (xyung)

176 I thought Marianne Faithful was one of them.

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 01, 2019 11:30 AM (7ZQe3)

177 It's obviously not the Supremes--there were only three of them.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 01, 2019 11:30 AM (/Fmtj)

178 Jane Asher for the last one?

Posted by: misslurk'ette at March 01, 2019 11:30 AM (GDpRb)

179 Not Anita Pallenberg?

It's Anita Bath.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

One is Amanda Huggenkiss.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2019 11:30 AM (IxRYM)

180 Am I the only one that thinks Michael Cohen looks like a washed-up child actor?

Posted by: JAS at March 01, 2019 11:30 AM (KOCKb)

181 166 The image is of Pattie Boyd, Cyntia Lennon, Maureen Starr, and Jenny Fleetwood.

Posted by: bobby b at March 01, 2019 11:29 AM (rwSYT

Winner?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 01, 2019 11:30 AM (pUDQf)

182 171
I think the girl group is the Shangri-Las, a '60s group.

Posted by: EdmBurke at March 01, 2019
*
*
. . .
If they were, they'd all be wearing leather motorcycle jackets -- "Leader of the Pack"!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 01, 2019 11:30 AM (7MRhd)

183 >You're all welcome.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2019 11:19 AM (ptqGC)

That was uncalled for.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 01, 2019 11:30 AM (sjdRT)

184 Is the one at the top Cynthia Lennon?

Posted by: Happy at March 01, 2019 11:30 AM (xGe/+)

185 163 I love Heartbreak Ridge, despite the fact that it seems like it should be better than it actually is.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at March 01, 2019 11:29 AM (GEpFD)

It's got good, growly Clint Eastwood. That's hard not to like.

I'm not sure the invasion of Grenada, cluster fluck that it was, makes the most interesting war movie but...you have to be grateful for whatever war you can get sometimes.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 01, 2019 11:31 AM (bcbK8)

186 Oops. Too late.

Posted by: bobby b at March 01, 2019 11:31 AM (rwSYT)

187 166 The image is of Pattie Boyd, Cyntia Lennon, Maureen Starr, and Jenny Fleetwood.
Posted by: bobby b at March 01, 2019 11:29 AM (rwSYT)

Yes. You're the first to correctly identify all four. Although I think Jenny Fleetwood was still Jenny Boyd (She was Pattie's sister) back in those days.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 01, 2019 11:31 AM (FIqhC)

188 >>It's obviously not the Supremes--there were only three of them.

After the 3/5 compromise, sure.

But prior to that there were 5!

Posted by: garrett at March 01, 2019 11:31 AM (DHsB1)

189 184 Is the one at the top Cynthia Lennon?
Posted by: Happy at March 01, 2019 11:30 AM (xGe/+)

Yes.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 01, 2019 11:32 AM (FIqhC)

190 Roberto Duran was in the Shangri-Las?

Who knew?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 01, 2019 11:32 AM (vbJig)

191 Clapton stole her from Harrison.. although they remained close friends up until George died.

Yeah. I get confused on the order but it was like "oh fine, you can have her".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 01, 2019 11:32 AM (fuK7c)

192 Whoops - not Jane.....saw Pete's post too late

Posted by: misslurk'ette at March 01, 2019 11:32 AM (GDpRb)

193 It's got good, growly Clint Eastwood. That's hard not to like.

***

Oh hells yeah. Gunny Highway has so many great lines in that flick.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at March 01, 2019 11:32 AM (GEpFD)

194 178 Jane Asher for the last one?
Posted by: misslurk'ette at March 01, 2019 11:30 AM (GDpRb)

No.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 01, 2019 11:32 AM (FIqhC)

195 Good job Bobby B!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 01, 2019 11:32 AM (pUDQf)

196
Ok.... who cloned the ABBA chick.....?

Posted by: fixerupper at March 01, 2019 11:32 AM (8XRCm)

197

I've heard Eric Clapner, ... I think it was a wonderful thing that Eric Clapner the musician did...So I think that's the wonderful part about it, but listen - I like Eric Clapner!

Posted by: Jocelyn Elders at March 01, 2019 11:33 AM (aKsyK)

198 Willowed

By the way, what's the over and under that the Republicans totally screw up their response to Cory Booker's new bill legalizing recreation marijuana federally?

Right now, ( I haven't seen the bill , don't know it's specifics) Booker is going to get a lot of under 45 year old support for not just his bill, but his presidential campaign. And don't underestimate it. Recreational marijuana legalization is why Michigan now has a female progressive governor who is already screwing things up, a female progressive AG and Debbie Stabenow reelected Senator. That one ballot initiative brought out every 18-35 year old in the state who then also voted democrat to make sure their new found toking freedom would be in no way impeded by a republican government.

Stewart Varney wants Trump to beat Corey to the punch and reschedule marijuana as a class II instead of a class I drug. Considering how Trump feels about addictive drugs, I don't know what he will do with that one.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 01, 2019 11:23 AM (3VmCZ

Posted by: Jen the original at March 01, 2019 11:33 AM (3VmCZ)

199 164 Who's the guy?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2019 11:29 AM (ptqGC)

Bollywood actor John Abraham.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 01, 2019 11:33 AM (FIqhC)

200 Man, I have boots just like that, just shorter, lug sole, shorter heel, zipper on the inside, and they've got eyelets all the way up instead of the hook eyelets on top.

Same color anyway.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 01, 2019 11:33 AM (t+qrx)

201 Jay Inslee? Who isn't running for president.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 01, 2019 11:33 AM (/tuJf)

202 Also, I apparently have that exact recipe for those chocolate chip cookies. They look just like mine. Delicious, too. What makes them so good?

Salt.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Water Bottle Despot at March 01, 2019 11:34 AM (xyung)

203 The road to the gulag is paved with good intentions.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 01, 2019 11:29 AM (+y/Ru)

-----

You misspelled "the skulls of their political adversaries".

Posted by: fixerupper at March 01, 2019 11:34 AM (8XRCm)

204 >>Same color anyway.

So identical then.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 01, 2019 11:34 AM (/tuJf)

205 Again, once more with feeling.. Tim Scott's flight was delayed and he was unable to make the vote. He gave a speech on the floor of the senate the following day.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 01, 2019 11:35 AM (kG5hP)

206 191 Clapton stole her from Harrison.. although they remained close friends up until George died.
Yeah. I get confused on the order but it was like "oh fine, you can have her".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 01, 2019 11:32 AM (fuK7c)

And her sister Jenny, also in the photo, was supposedly the inspiration for Donovan's song 'Jennifer Juniper'.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 01, 2019 11:35 AM (FIqhC)

207 That picture of Molech worship needs to be turned into a TV spot.

Camera opens on drums beating a maniacal beat, pans over to sweaty workers throwing wood into what looks like a furnace. As the camera moves you see the furnace is a hollow statue of Molech that is glowing red with the heat. You start to hear a baby crying and the camera pans to a priest carrying a naked baby up the steps toward the statue. As he reaches the top the baby's cries are drowned out by other priests or acolytes blowing trumpets and worshipers and revelers chanting, dancing and bowing to the god Molech. Everything goes quiet and black with a thunderous silence when the Priest drops the baby.

Voice Over (during the above): Senator Klobuchar voted against an act that would protect children born alive from being exterminated by an abortionist. This practice puts us on a moral level with the ancient practice of "passing their children through the fire". Senator Klobuchar voted for infanticide.

(right after the baby is dropped) Call Amy Klobuchar and ask her why she voted for infanticide.

Posted by: Servius at March 01, 2019 11:35 AM (SXIn9)

208 Oh hells yeah. Gunny Highway has so many great lines in that flick.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at March 01, 2019 11:32 AM (GEpFD)

Great movie.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 01, 2019 11:35 AM (9Om/r)

209 didn't clapton write "Wonderful Tonight" after Patti asked him if she looked alright?

I love that song.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 01, 2019 11:35 AM (d7Ww2)

210 Just read the latest Imprimus regarding pot use. There are serious problems that have been massively covered up about that 'harmless' drug.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 01, 2019 11:35 AM (YslsA)

211 HOT ON MSNBC:
Internet goes nuts over 'Hallway Pizza Guy' at Michael Cohen hearing

Posted by: SMOD at March 01, 2019 11:35 AM (QkjLD)

212 not roberto duran, robert deniro.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 01, 2019 11:35 AM (KP5rU)

213 >> I apparently have that exact recipe for those chocolate chip cookies. They look just like mine. Delicious, too. What makes them so good?

Too many chips and not enough flour.

Best Choc Chip Cookies : https://tinyurl.com/yxuyuadd

Use a real Vanilla Bean and a 1/2 tsp of Bourbon for best results.

Posted by: garrett at March 01, 2019 11:35 AM (DHsB1)

214 Boots...

(bunk)

Posted by: IP at March 01, 2019 11:36 AM (/hTUk)

215 201 Jay Inslee? Who isn't running for president.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 01, 2019 11:33 AM (/tuJf)

Hopefully this will end his career.

I'm tired of him and his posse of idiots stinking up WA state. I hope he takes his AG with him.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 01, 2019 11:36 AM (bcbK8)

216 >>Same color anyway.

So identical then.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 01, 2019 11:34 AM (/tuJf)

Basically.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 01, 2019 11:36 AM (t+qrx)

217 Given the high infant mortality prior to modern medicine, I think that child sacrifice would be a huge barrier to population growth.

And, 60 million over 5 decades, is industrialized population control.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 01, 2019 11:37 AM (1ISKN)

218 210 Just read the latest Imprimus regarding pot use. There are serious problems that have been massively covered up about that 'harmless' drug.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 01, 2019 11:35 AM (YslsA)

The devil you say.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 01, 2019 11:37 AM (FIqhC)

219 >Use a real Vanilla Bean and a 1/2 tsp of Bourbon for best results.

Posted by: garrett at March 01, 2019 11:35 AM (DHsB1)

That's not enough bourbon!

Oh, you meant in the dough......

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 01, 2019 11:37 AM (sjdRT)

220 I know very little about Bollywood, but it's all worth it if they keep occasionally putting out things like this:

https://bit.ly/2EFeYai

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Water Bottle Despot at March 01, 2019 11:37 AM (xyung)

221 Good grief. I'm with Tami. Reading Gabe Malor's tweets is infuriating.

Dave Weigel @daveweigel

I can't get over the erasure of George W. Bush from recent conservative history. CPAC panel rn is discussing how great it is to "finally" have a president who fulfills promises on abortion. Bush signed partial birth ban, scrapped Mexico City policy, appointed Alito!

BOOOSH!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2019 11:37 AM (ptqGC)

222 This goes out to the No voting Senate Dems:

BOC -- Career Of Evil

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY3NQUoT89k

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 01, 2019 11:38 AM (Z4rgH)

223 Nah,pot legalization will have no unintended consequences....

Posted by: steevy at March 01, 2019 11:38 AM (BXMxN)

224
That picture of Molech worship needs to be turned into a TV spot.

Which every station would refuse to run.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 01, 2019 11:38 AM (aKsyK)

225 209 didn't clapton write "Wonderful Tonight" after Patti asked him if she looked alright?

I love that song.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 01, 2019 11:35 AM (d7Ww2)

Those girls inspired a lot of songs.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 01, 2019 11:38 AM (FIqhC)

226 The road to the gulag is paved with good intentions.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 01, 2019 11:29 AM (+y/Ru)

-----

You misspelled "the skulls of their political adversaries".

Posted by: fixerupper at March 01, 2019 11:34 AM (8XRCm)

He misspelled good intestines.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 01, 2019 11:39 AM (QLvwG)

227 molech had the tower of power there?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 01, 2019 11:39 AM (KP5rU)

228 The one in the front is Pattie Boyd's sister, Jenny.

So.. Pattie Boyd, Cynthia Lennon and Maureen Starkey, with Jenny Boyd in front.

I cheated based on the previous guesses.

There's a colorized version of it on this page and the story behind it - it was a promotional pic for Apple Boutique.

http://tinyurl.com/yyla69qo

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 01, 2019 11:39 AM (so+oy)

229 The commie lunatics are on the grass.

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at March 01, 2019 11:40 AM (vtcmf)

230 Music in record store spot --- Goldenrod - Descent Of The Cyclopeans

Posted by: Wheatley at March 01, 2019 11:40 AM (iJJqd)

231 >>didn't clapton write "Wonderful Tonight" after Patti asked him if she looked alright?

The real story is she asked him if her pants made her ass look big and he answered truthfully.

He wrote the song as penance.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 01, 2019 11:40 AM (/tuJf)

232 Sounds like Hendrix, but 'needle drop' music was common in radio back in the day. Nameless people sounding like famous musicians, neatly prepared in :15, :30, and :60 cuts to serve as background music for commercials. My PD Rick Stacy would have killed me--he insisted at least two edits in every music commercial.

Posted by: Anthony Trauring at March 01, 2019 11:40 AM (gsuuq)

233 >230
Music in record store spot --- Goldenrod - Descent Of The Cyclopeans

Posted by: Wheatley at March 01, 2019 11:40 AM (iJJqd)

Nicely done!

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 01, 2019 11:40 AM (sjdRT)

234 Again, once more with feeling.. Tim Scott's flight was delayed and he was unable to make the vote. He gave a speech on the floor of the senate the following day.
Posted by: Jewells45

Jewells45, what caused him to be just far enough "out of pocket" that a flight delay caused him to miss a vote?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2019 11:41 AM (IxRYM)

235 Music in record store spot --- Goldenrod - Descent Of The Cyclopeans

Posted by: Wheatley

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Yeah, I was just about to say that.../

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 01, 2019 11:41 AM (YslsA)

236 Too many chips and not enough flour.

Best Choc Chip Cookies : https://tinyurl.com/yxuyuadd

Use a real Vanilla Bean and a 1/2 tsp of Bourbon for best results.

Posted by: garrett at March 01, 2019 11:35 AM (DHsB1)

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Those are probably tasty, but my grandmother didn't let me help her make those every weekend.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Water Bottle Despot at March 01, 2019 11:41 AM (xyung)

237 We don't make the chocolate chip cookies, we make them taste good!

Posted by: Keebler Elves at March 01, 2019 11:41 AM (QLvwG)

238 211 HOT ON MSNBC:
Internet goes nuts over 'Hallway Pizza Guy' at Michael Cohen hearing
Posted by: SMOD at March 01, 2019 11:35 AM (QkjLD)

Aaaaand, that is that. We're done here. Last one off the planet, please throw the deadbolt and turn off the lights. And make sure the iron's unplugged.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 01, 2019 11:41 AM (AURKQ)

239 Looks like a Hella party for that little baby! Music, people wearing their best, center of attention - I bet that kid remembered that for the rest of his life

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 01, 2019 11:41 AM (BoMR8)

240 We don't make the chocolate chip cookies, we make them taste good!
Posted by: Keebler Elves at March 01, 2019 11:41 AM (QLvwG)

I don't make the salsa, I just make it taste... different.

Posted by: Howard Matthew Webb at March 01, 2019 11:42 AM (t+qrx)

241 "Which every station would refuse to run."

YouTube. It wouldn't take long to generate lots of views and bad publicity for the target.

Posted by: Servius at March 01, 2019 11:42 AM (SXIn9)

242 Also, saw an article last night on ESPN that a Div.II college, Central Methodist University, offered a scholarship to a female football player who signed a LOI with them this past week. She's not a kicker, she is a safety. 5'7 167 pounds. She's been playing since she was six and this is her junior year of college football.

So much for "don't hit women" NCAA .

What a screwed up world this is.
http://tinyurl.com/y6olkr2t

Posted by: Jen the original at March 01, 2019 11:43 AM (3VmCZ)

243 Too many chips?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 01, 2019 11:44 AM (/tuJf)

244 Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2019 11:41 AM (IxRYM)

idk..but the co-sponsor of the bill Kevin Cramer also had a flight delay.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 01, 2019 11:44 AM (kG5hP)

245 230
Music in record store spot --- Goldenrod - Descent Of The Cyclopeans

Posted by: Wheatley at March 01, 2019 11:40 AM (iJJqd)

Thank you!

Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 01, 2019 11:44 AM (FIqhC)

246 she is a safety. 5'7 167 pounds.

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Jeez, I was *just* reading about an Alabama safety who is 180 or so and being made to gain weight so he doesn't get injured at that position.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Water Bottle Despot at March 01, 2019 11:44 AM (xyung)

247 Girl in front looks kinda like Cynthia Gibb, but couldn't be due to the apparent age of the picture.
Hmmm... gotta go watch the good part of Jack's Back again...

Posted by: Mitch McSoze at March 01, 2019 11:44 AM (jCpRm)

248 And, 60 million over 5 decades, is industrialized population control.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 01, 2019 11:37 AM (1ISKN)

which population?

Posted by: Margaret Sanger at March 01, 2019 11:44 AM (jp0Bv)

249 The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) has released their running assessment of violent crime statistics across the United States for 2018. And the results are undeniable: violent crimes went down substantially-almost across the board. Sexual assaults and rapes ticked slightly up, however, according to initial data.

Posted by: SMOD at March 01, 2019 11:45 AM (QkjLD)

250 I'm going to make those cookies this weekend, though. I like the idea of sprinkling salt on top.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Water Bottle Despot at March 01, 2019 11:45 AM (xyung)

251 The pic of the hot dude for 'ettes is Johnny Abraham, Bollywood

like that you are being 'inclusive' and posting pics of 'diversity' ;-)

Posted by: Saxon at March 01, 2019 11:45 AM (m4SQf)

252 The one on the right is Brittany Spears

Posted by: Mitch McSoze at March 01, 2019 11:46 AM (jCpRm)

253 Holy crap - Just heard the bobbleheads on TMZ (daytime fluff entertainment TV that has nothing to do with politics, mind you) saying "Trump is a racist," and that when Trump loses in 2020, there'll be "happy" riots, with people roasting hotdogs on the fires in the streets and busting open Trump pinatas.

And yet we're the crazies for saying this country is heading straight into widespread violence.

Anyway, gotta get back to the grind.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 01, 2019 11:46 AM (Ho8ws)

254 can't get over the erasure of George W. Bush from recent conservative history. CPAC panel rn is discussing how great it is to "finally" have a president who fulfills promises on abortion. Bush signed partial birth ban, scrapped Mexico City policy, appointed Alito!

He forgot embryonic stem cell research restrictions.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 01, 2019 11:46 AM (ODaO0)

255
Cynthia Lennon >>> (don't want to break the margins but it's a lot more than this ) >> Yoko

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 01, 2019 11:46 AM (OLCnA)

256 OM, you do a great job on this tri-weekly thread.

Thanks. *wipes chin*

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 01, 2019 11:46 AM (Z4rgH)

257 Holy crap - Just heard the bobbleheads on TMZ (daytime fluff entertainment TV that has nothing to do with politics, mind you) saying "Trump is a racist," and that when Trump loses in 2020, there'll be "happy" riots, with people roasting hotdogs on the fires in the streets and busting open Trump pinatas.

And yet we're the crazies for saying this country is heading straight into widespread violence.

Anyway, gotta get back to the grind.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 01, 2019 11:46 AM (Ho8ws)
++++++++++++
Hey, it is only real violence if it's against people. Violence against conservatives is at worst some kind of minor property crime.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2019 11:47 AM (I2dne)

258 "Trump is racist" is right up there with "Obama is smart" and "Gerald Ford is clumsy" in terms of dumb shit everyone just believes on faith.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 01, 2019 11:47 AM (AURKQ)

259 Goldenrod is one of those yuffamism for white penis, right?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 01, 2019 11:47 AM (1ISKN)

260 Clapton stole her from Harrison.. although they remained close friends up until George died.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 01, 2019 11:28 AM (so+oy)

No, he didn't "steal" her. It was a straight-up trade for some coke.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 01, 2019 11:47 AM (3sjI6)

261 The four women? Angel flight.

Do NOT piss them off.

Posted by: Capt Scarlet at March 01, 2019 11:48 AM (6rX0K)

262 Goldenrod is one of those yuffamism for white penis, right?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 01, 2019 11:47 AM (1ISKN)
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No. It is only a euphemism for Trump's penis.
#goldenRodBad

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2019 11:48 AM (I2dne)

263 >>Too many chips?

Yeah. I said it. I don't like a Cookie that is all chocolate.

If you can't taste the butter, vanilla and brown sugar for all the chocolate : Fail.

Posted by: garrett at March 01, 2019 11:48 AM (DHsB1)

264 So Prince Harry and the American broad want to raise their child "gender neutral."? Bye bye Monarchy...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 01, 2019 11:48 AM (O2RFr)

265 Just read the latest Imprimus regarding pot use. There are serious problems that have been massively covered up about that 'harmless' drug.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 01, 2019 11:35 AM (YslsA)

Yes, I get Imprimus and posted a link to it online a while ago. Will post it again. It's not a simple opinion piece, it's written by a journalist whose mind was changed after doing research into long term pot use studies have shown.

http://tinyurl.com/y2nuyq78

Posted by: Jen the original at March 01, 2019 11:48 AM (3VmCZ)

266 CNN:
Internet asks Russia to find Trump's grades

Perhaps they could find Obama's too.

Posted by: SMOD at March 01, 2019 11:48 AM (QkjLD)

267 I've heard Eric Clapner, ... I think it was a wonderful thing that Eric Clapner the musician did...So I think that's the wonderful part about it, but listen - I like Eric Clapner!
Posted by: Jocelyn Elders

She don't lie she don't lie she don't lie.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 01, 2019 11:49 AM (+y/Ru)

268 Perhaps they could find Obama's too.
Posted by: SMOD at March 01, 2019 11:48 AM (QkjLD)
+++++++++
I doubt there is an extant copy of Obama's. I would be shocked not even a little bit if every known paper copy was destroyed and it was purged from the university's electronic systems.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2019 11:49 AM (I2dne)

269 Bollywood actor John Abraham.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 01, 2019 11:33 AM (FIqhC)

Is his middle name Martin? Anybody here seen my old friend...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 01, 2019 11:49 AM (OLCnA)

270 [So Prince Harry and the American broad want to raise their child "gender neutral."? Bye bye Monarchy.../i]

Why am I not surprised?

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at March 01, 2019 11:50 AM (vtcmf)

271 Holy crap - Just heard the bobbleheads on TMZ (daytime fluff entertainment TV that has nothing to do with politics, mind you) saying "Trump is a racist," and that when Trump loses in 2020, there'll be "happy" riots, with people roasting hotdogs on the fires in the streets and busting open Trump pinatas.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 01, 2019 11:46 AM (Ho8ws)

Hot dogs? Meat is murder! Even rat droppings!--Vegans Must Proclaim Their Veganism.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 01, 2019 11:50 AM (3sjI6)

272 CNN:
Internet asks Russia to find Trump's grades

After finding grades showing almost a perfect 4.0 , CNN covers story with a pillow.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 01, 2019 11:50 AM (ODaO0)

273 look out

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Water Bottle Despot at March 01, 2019 11:50 AM (xyung)

274 264 So Prince Harry and the American broad want to raise their child "gender neutral."? Bye bye Monarchy...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 01, 2019 11:48 AM (O2RFr)

My opinion of England has suffered dramatically over the past few years...

Used to be a hard Anglophile. Now? That whole island can sink into the North Sea as far as I'm concerned. Bunch of freaking lunatics.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 01, 2019 11:50 AM (AURKQ)

275 264; every limey is gender neutral. it's a law now. soccer hooligans excepted.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 01, 2019 11:50 AM (KP5rU)

276 Jeebus.

Friendly Gabriel Malor @gabrielmalor

True story: Trump followers want North Korea to have nuclear weapons and for North Koreans to languish in slavery. There is no other conclusion we can draw from Trump's behavior.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2019 11:50 AM (ptqGC)

277 CNN:
Internet asks Russia to find Trump's grades ]

Isn't this prima facie evidence of collusion?

I mean Trump made a joke about Russia finding Hillarys missing 30,000 emails, and they are all like I never, he invited the Russians into the campaign.

So. Here we are.

Posted by: blaster at March 01, 2019 11:50 AM (9VeU0)

278 No, he didn't "steal" her. It was a straight-up trade for some coke.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 01, 2019 11:47 AM (3sjI6)

IMMACULATE *** CLEAN TITLE *** CASH OR COKE ONLY

Posted by: hogmartin at March 01, 2019 11:51 AM (t+qrx)

279 Wow. Somehow I dodged an embarreling.

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at March 01, 2019 11:51 AM (vtcmf)

280 Goldenrod is one of those yuffamism for white penis, right?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 01, 2019 11:47 AM (1ISKN)

Wasn't Goldenrod a Bond movie? Maybe it was some other part of his anatomy.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 01, 2019 11:51 AM (3sjI6)

281 I'm curious what it was like to be a Beatle and be able to have sex with almost any woman in the world back then.

Sounds a little scary.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 01, 2019 11:51 AM (pUDQf)

282 Many of the people I grew up with have been conducting unofficial studies of long term pot use.

Now they are insufferable idiots that think they are geniuses.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 01, 2019 11:51 AM (1ISKN)

283 Used to be a hard Anglophile

Me too.. Love the "history" not so much the present

Posted by: It's me donna at March 01, 2019 11:51 AM (O2RFr)

284 Friendly Gabriel Malor @gabrielmalor

True story: Trump followers want North Korea to have nuclear weapons and for North Koreans to languish in slavery. There is no other conclusion we can draw from Trump's behavior.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2019 11:50 AM (ptqGC)
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What drugs are these people taking? They must be top-shelf stuff.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2019 11:51 AM (I2dne)

285 HERstory, racists.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Water Bottle Despot at March 01, 2019 11:52 AM (xyung)

286 256 OM, you do a great job on this tri-weekly thread.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 01, 2019 11:46 AM (Z4rgH)

Thank you, they're fun to do.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 01, 2019 11:52 AM (FIqhC)

287 I thought I could cheat on naming the music track under the commercial but it stumped Shazam...

Posted by: thefritz at March 01, 2019 11:52 AM (5lWVR)

288 Gabe has taken too many donkey punches.

Posted by: steevy at March 01, 2019 11:52 AM (BXMxN)

289 that when Trump loses in 2020, there'll be "happy" riots, with people roasting hotdogs on the fires in the streets and busting open Trump pinatas.

***

And all the Trump voters be like Whoops! My bad, bruhs! And it's cool affadat

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 01, 2019 11:52 AM (BoMR8)

290 274 264 So Prince Harry and the American broad want to raise their child "gender neutral."? Bye bye Monarchy...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 01, 2019 11:48 AM (O2RFr)

My opinion of England has suffered dramatically over the past few years...

Used to be a hard Anglophile. Now? That whole island can sink into the North Sea as far as I'm concerned. Bunch of freaking lunatics.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 01, 2019 11:50 AM (AURKQ)

It's the long-term effects of socialism

Posted by: josephistan at March 01, 2019 11:52 AM (7HtZB)

291 The cookie has too many chips. You need to taste the cookie. The chicks looked nice before all the drug and alcohol abuse. Don't know the dude. Those boots could seriously damage one's nut sack.

Posted by: Archer at March 01, 2019 11:52 AM (gmo/4)

292 Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2019 11:50 AM (ptqGC)

The other conclusion we can draw is that "Gabe Malor sucks at drawing conclusions".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 01, 2019 11:52 AM (AURKQ)

293 Apparently skittles parties and hamburgers are grandparents big concerns today.

Posted by: Boe Fah at March 01, 2019 11:53 AM (zx0lV)

294 Friendly Gabriel Malor @gabrielmalor

He is not missed.

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at March 01, 2019 11:53 AM (vtcmf)

295 Wait, is Gabe upset that Trump didn't give Kim a pallet of unmarked bills AND let him expand his nuclear program?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Water Bottle Despot at March 01, 2019 11:53 AM (xyung)

296 285 HERstory, racists.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Water Bottle Despot at March 01, 2019 11:52 AM (xyung)

XERstory, transphobe

Posted by: josephistan at March 01, 2019 11:53 AM (7HtZB)

297 Archer gets it.

Posted by: garrett at March 01, 2019 11:53 AM (DHsB1)

298 264 So Prince Harry and the American broad want to raise their child "gender neutral."? Bye bye Monarchy...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 01, 2019 11:48 AM (O2RFr)

I tried that, didn't work out so well.

Posted by: Edward 1, known as Longshanks at March 01, 2019 11:53 AM (NgKpN)

299 Internet goes nuts over 'Hallway Pizza Guy' at Michael Cohen hearing
Posted by: SMOD at March 01, 2019 11:35 AM (QkjLD)

The chain now has a 'Hallway Pizza'.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5y3zsoz

Posted by: JEM at March 01, 2019 11:53 AM (8erNz)

300 *Looks around*

Why do you people want the Norks to have nukes and for the Nork Peeps to languish in slavery forever while listening to Barry Manilow's greatest hits? Why?

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 01, 2019 11:53 AM (sjdRT)

301 >>True story: Trump followers want North Korea to have nuclear weapons and for North Koreans to languish in slavery. There is no other conclusion we can draw from Trump's behavior.

True story. Malor always was an asshole with an inflated sense of worth.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 01, 2019 11:53 AM (/tuJf)

302 I'm curious what it was like to be a Beatle and be able to have sex with almost any woman in the world back then.

Sounds a little scary.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 01, 2019 11:51 AM (pUDQf)

Well, we already had the clap. We just kept our eyes out for the syphilitic lesions.--John "I'll fuck anything" Lennon.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 01, 2019 11:54 AM (3sjI6)

303 True story. Malor always was an asshole with an inflated sense of worth.

Yup and Allahpundit too

Posted by: It's me donna at March 01, 2019 11:54 AM (O2RFr)

304
..... that when Trump loses in 2020, there'll be "happy" riots, with people roasting hotdogs on the fires in the streets and busting open Trump pinatas.

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Same assholes that had Hillary up by ten and 380+ in the EC??

Riiiiiight.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 01, 2019 11:54 AM (8XRCm)

305 she is a safety. 5'7 167 pounds.

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Jeez, I was *just* reading about an Alabama safety who is 180 or so and being made to gain weight so he doesn't get injured at that position.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Water Bottle Despot at March 01, 2019 11:44 AM (xyung)

This is another symptom of the pressure colleges are under , from outside influences and the NCAA to increase their numbers of women and minorities, regardless of qualifications or experience. Right under the same article I linked on ESPN is another article about the 2018 report just issued by the NCAA regarding "diversity" and "inclusion" in collegiate level sports. Lots of complaining that there aren't enough women. Jesse Jackson is involved, screaming racism because there aren't majority black coaches, staff members, administration, etc.

and on it goes.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 01, 2019 11:54 AM (3VmCZ)

306 Twitter. Giving stupid people a microphone since 2006.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 01, 2019 11:54 AM (pUDQf)

307 Friendly Gabriel Malor @gabrielmalor

True story: Trump followers want North Korea to have nuclear weapons and for North Koreans to languish in slavery. There is no other conclusion we can draw from Trump's behavior.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

More wisdom from the ungrateful loaf of bread: "There are no problems whatsoever from gays in the military, becauas none were reported"

That there gang is the working of an incisive military mind.

Posted by: Capt Scarlet at March 01, 2019 11:54 AM (6rX0K)

308 When you can only draw one conclusion, it's probably because you're an idiot.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 01, 2019 11:54 AM (1ISKN)

309 Chi-Town Jerry: the story behind it - it was a promotional pic for Apple Boutique.

Oh, thanks. Milady and I were wondering, and I was going to ask. Now I don't have to.

Nor did I need to waste a comment slot with this.

Posted by: mindful webworker - never mind at March 01, 2019 11:54 AM (qR1v/)

310 True story. Malor always was an asshole with an inflated sense of worth.

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It wasnt that he thought so highly of himself..... he just thought so little of us.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 01, 2019 11:55 AM (8XRCm)

311 HERstory, racists.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Water Bottle Despot at March 01, 2019 11:52 AM (xyung)

XERstory, transphobe

Posted by: josephistan at March 01, 2019 11:53 AM (7HtZB)

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Dammit, I forgot about deadnames and pronouns.

Also, XXXERstory would be an amusing historical-fiction porn movie.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Water Bottle Despot at March 01, 2019 11:55 AM (xyung)

312 274 264 So Prince Harry and the American broad want to raise their child "gender neutral."? Bye bye Monarchy...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 01, 2019 11:48 AM (O2RFr)

My opinion of England has suffered dramatically over the past few years...

Used to be a hard Anglophile. Now? That whole island can sink into
the North Sea as far as I'm concerned. Bunch of freaking lunatics.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 01, 2019 11:50 AM (AURKQ)

It's the long-term effects of socialism

Posted by: josephistan at March 01, 2019 11:52 AM (7HtZB)

That is what the monarchy gets for adding diverse DNA to their gene pool. Glad my ancestors fought the revolution.

Posted by: Archer at March 01, 2019 11:55 AM (gmo/4)

313 So Prince Harry and the American broad want to raise their child "gender neutral."? Bye bye Monarchy...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 01, 2019 11:48 AM (O2RFr)

Jeebus! Is everyone on this planet fucking brain damaged? My gawd we're surrounded by far too many prominent retards determined to air their sickness for all to see.

Probably too early for whiskey. On the other hand, I was born in Butte, Montana, so...

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 01, 2019 11:55 AM (xPJvm)

314 >>she is a safety. 5'7 167 pounds

And if any guy over 160 lbs. ever hit her full bore on a football field, she'd likely not play again.

Posted by: garrett at March 01, 2019 11:55 AM (DHsB1)

315 Malor always was an asshole with an inflated sense of worth.

And awful,awful taste in music.

Posted by: steevy at March 01, 2019 11:56 AM (BXMxN)

316 I'm curious what it was like to be a Beatle and be able to have sex with almost any woman in the world back then.

***

Norwegian Wood is supposed to be about that

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 01, 2019 11:56 AM (BoMR8)

317 There is a movie coming out where a struggling musician is leaving a birthday party he just played when the lights go out in the city and he gets in an accident. He wakes up in the hospital and after being released , he is with his friends who ask him to play a song. He plays the Beatles Yesterday. After , they all say that was a great song and did he write it? Seems he woke up in a universe where there were no Beatles . He knows all their songs so he becomes a superstar. The movie is called Yesterday.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 01, 2019 11:56 AM (ODaO0)

318 I see why Gabe hightailed it out of here. Too many people pointing out how stupid he is. Needed a safe space where his minions could properly kneel.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 01, 2019 11:56 AM (pUDQf)

319 shazam nailed it for me.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 01, 2019 11:56 AM (KP5rU)

320 This is another symptom of the pressure colleges are under , from outside influences and the NCAA to increase their numbers of women and minorities, regardless of qualifications or experience. Right under the same article I linked on ESPN is another article about the 2018 report just issued by the NCAA regarding "diversity" and "inclusion" in collegiate level sports. Lots of complaining that there aren't enough women. Jesse Jackson is involved, screaming racism because there aren't majority black coaches, staff members, administration, etc.

and on it goes.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 01, 2019 11:54 AM (3VmCZ)

I bet most of the girls that try out for the team will be relegated to the Tight End position.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 01, 2019 11:56 AM (3sjI6)

321 Next week's news:

Elizabeth Windsor applies for a US Green Card.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 01, 2019 11:56 AM (AURKQ)

322 so what happens the first time a chick gets whacked on the field and dies?

it will happen. those men hit HARD and a woman's body cannot withstand that sort of impact without serious damage.

her family will sue and football will be outlawed.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 01, 2019 11:56 AM (d7Ww2)

323 >>Gabriel Malor @gabrielmalor

True story: Trump followers want North Korea to have nuclear weapons and for North Koreans to languish in slavery. There is no other conclusion we can draw from Trump's behavior.

Really. This is an actual Gabe Tweet?

Posted by: garrett at March 01, 2019 11:57 AM (DHsB1)

324 True story: Trump followers want North Korea to have nuclear weapons and for North Koreans to languish in slavery. There is no other conclusion we can draw from Trump's behavior.

Really, this isn't the Onion?

The Norks have pulled the yak fur over the eyes of every administration since...well, Truman let MacArthur be MacArthur.

Posted by: JEM at March 01, 2019 11:57 AM (8erNz)

325 Really. This is an actual Gabe Tweet?

Posted by: garrett at March 01, 2019 11:57 AM (DHsB1)

Yes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2019 11:57 AM (ptqGC)

326 317 There is a movie coming out where a struggling musician is leaving a birthday party he just played when the lights go out in the city and he gets in an accident. He wakes up in the hospital and after being released , he is with his friends who ask him to play a song. He plays the Beatles Yesterday. After , they all say that was a great song and did he write it? Seems he woke up in a universe where there were no Beatles . He knows all their songs so he becomes a superstar. The movie is called Yesterday.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 01, 2019 11:56 AM (ODaO0

That's a pretty decent idea for a movie but with predictable plot.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 01, 2019 11:57 AM (pUDQf)

327 HERstory, racists.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Water Bottle Despot at March 01, 2019 11:52 AM (xyung)

XERstory, transphobe
Posted by: josephistan at March 01, 2019 11:53 AM (7HtZB)
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Lordy, this one pisses me off and it makes me hate people who say it with sincerity.

Greek root. "Histos." Web, sinew or tissue. Not "His Story" but the "Web of stories we weave over time."

Histos. Not "his." Not a pronoun. JFP*@*^&#

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2019 11:57 AM (I2dne)

328 AOC threatens to put moderates "on a list".

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/323159/

Posted by: steevy at March 01, 2019 11:57 AM (BXMxN)

329 she is a safety. 5'7 167 pounds

Eliminated from the Lingerie Football League.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 01, 2019 11:57 AM (ODaO0)

330 Clapton stole her from Harrison.. although they remained close friends up until George died.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 01, 2019 11:28 AM (so+oy)

And George was having it off with Ringo's wife Maureen and that didn't seem to affect their friendship either. To each his own or his friend's wife

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 01, 2019 11:58 AM (OLCnA)

331
AOC threatens to put moderates "on a list".

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/323159/

Posted by: steevy at March 01, 2019 11:57 AM (BXMxN)

Is she going to force them to wear some sort of uh, symbol on their clothing?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2019 11:58 AM (ptqGC)

332 it will happen. those men hit HARD and a woman's body cannot withstand that sort of impact without serious damage.

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No-name, no-scholarship high school running backs could probably give her a concussion if they had 15 yards to build up speed.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Water Bottle Despot at March 01, 2019 11:58 AM (xyung)

333 287 I thought I could cheat on naming the music track under the commercial but it stumped Shazam...
Posted by: thefritz at March 01, 2019 11:52 AM (5lWVR)

That's why humans is best.

(Thanks, Wheatley!)

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 01, 2019 11:58 AM (FIqhC)

334 and on it goes.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 01, 2019 11:54 AM (3VmCZ)

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USA Powerlifting banned trans women (chicks born with dicks) from competing in their womens divisions.

Holy shit are they taking guff.... even from some lifters.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 01, 2019 11:58 AM (8XRCm)

335 England is so bad now I don't even regret my past donations to the IRA.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 01, 2019 11:59 AM (S2ARx)

336 It just occurred to me what "Empire" should do with Jussie Smollett's character, Jamal. After the offseason, they should announce on the show that Jamal has undergone Gender Reassignment Surgery, and introduce the New Jamal, played by Beyonc�.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 01, 2019 11:59 AM (Kpl3J)

337 Help Donkey Chompers out. She's looking for a team name for her and her staff.

https://bit.ly/2SwZby5

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 01, 2019 11:59 AM (+y/Ru)

338
Is she going to force them to wear some sort of uh, symbol on their clothing?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2019 11:58 AM (ptqGC)

Lol. Not yet. But give her a bit to come up with the idea. Next will be designated ghettos for the undesirables.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 01, 2019 11:59 AM (pUDQf)

339 Help Donkey Chompers out. She's looking for a team name for her and her staff.

https://bit.ly/2SwZby5
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 01, 2019 11:59 AM (+y/Ru)
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"The Banal Evildoers"
"AOC and the Casual Destroyers"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2019 12:00 PM (I2dne)

340 No-name, no-scholarship high school running backs could probably give her a concussion if they had 15 yards to build up speed.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Water Bottle Despot

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that's my 18yo son. he's 5' 10" and 175# and would cold cock her. is he supposed to go easy on her?

wtf?

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 01, 2019 12:00 PM (d7Ww2)

341 If you think about it, re: AOC's list. They are already trying the German route of marking businesses as "conservative" like the marked the Jewish businesses with the Star of David.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 01, 2019 12:00 PM (pUDQf)

342 That's a pretty decent idea for a movie but with predictable plot.

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Oh yeah? What's going to happen?

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 01, 2019 12:00 PM (BoMR8)

343 I'm curious what it was like to be a Beatle and be able to have sex with almost any woman in the world back then.

Sounds a little scary.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 01, 2019 11:51 AM (pUDQf)

And of all the women in the world Lennon picks Yoko. Kids don't do drugs. You could end up with Yoko

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 01, 2019 12:01 PM (OLCnA)

344 I used to love the Beatles growing up. Then I learned more about them as people.

Holy crap, what a pile of human garbage. Except for Ringo, he seemed like a decent dude along for the ride.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 01, 2019 12:01 PM (AURKQ)

345 AOC threatens to put moderates "on a list".

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/323159/
Posted by: steevy at March 01, 2019 11:57 AM (BXMxN)

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I love our Mencken quote in our masthead.

Mencken had another jewel:

"The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule." ~Minority Report.

AOC has that urge bad.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 01, 2019 12:01 PM (8XRCm)

346 201 Jay Inslee? Who isn't running for president.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 01, 2019 11:33 AM (/tuJf)

Hopefully this will end his career.

I'm tired of him and his posse of idiots stinking up WA state. I hope he takes his AG with him.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 01, 2019 11:36 AM

***********

No kidding.
He's a white dude with Obama's intellect.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 01, 2019 12:01 PM (0tfLf)

347 337 Help Donkey Chompers out. She's looking for a team name for her and her staff.

https://bit.ly/2SwZby5

Well, 'Sturmabteilung' doesn't exactly roll off the tongue but it's a little more exotic than 'Brownshirts'.

Posted by: JEM at March 01, 2019 12:01 PM (8erNz)

348 He knows all their songs so he becomes a superstar. The movie is called Yesterday.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 01, 2019 11:56 AM (ODaO0
That's a pretty decent idea for a movie but with predictable plot."

What happens when the Cro-Mags show up?

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 01, 2019 12:01 PM (Kpl3J)

349 Corbin Trent, a spokesman for Ocasio-Cortez, said she told her colleagues that Democrats who side with Republicans "are putting themselves on a list."

Commies are quite fond of "lists". When it really gets interesting is when the people on those "lists" tend to start vanishing in the middle of the night, never to be seen again.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 01, 2019 12:01 PM (vtcmf)

350 337 Help Donkey Chompers out. She's looking for a team name for her and her staff.

https://bit.ly/2SwZby5
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 01, 2019 11:59 AM (+y/Ru

The Braun Shirts

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 01, 2019 12:01 PM (pUDQf)

351
It's the long-term effects of socialism
Posted by: josephistan at March 01, 2019 11:52 AM

Coming soon to a country near you!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 01, 2019 12:02 PM (aKsyK)

352 341 Nothing knew,they did it in the 30's where your business better have an NRA eagle or else.

Posted by: steevy at March 01, 2019 12:02 PM (BXMxN)

353 No kidding.
He's a white dude with Obama's intellect.

And according to NPR he's going to make 'climate change' the core message of his run.

Posted by: JEM at March 01, 2019 12:02 PM (8erNz)

354 >>Help Donkey Chompers out. She's looking for a team name for her and her staff.

Dumb and Dumber.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 01, 2019 12:03 PM (/tuJf)

355 315 Malor always was an asshole with an inflated sense of worth.

And awful,awful taste in music.
Posted by: steevy at March 01, 2019 11:56 AM (BXMxN)

Can confirm

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 01, 2019 12:03 PM (bcbK8)

356 England is so bad now I don't even regret my past donations to the IRA.

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Honestly. They are no longer sovereign.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 01, 2019 12:03 PM (BoMR8)

357 And George was having it off with Ringo's wife Maureen and that didn't seem to affect their friendship either. To each his own or his friend's wife
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 01, 2019 11:58 AM (OLCnA)

So the shorter version was that everybody was pretty much f*cking everybody else.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 01, 2019 12:03 PM (FIqhC)

358 Nood cotton pickin'

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Water Bottle Despot at March 01, 2019 12:03 PM (xyung)

359 Lennon and Yoko is proof that love is blind...and deaf.

Posted by: steevy at March 01, 2019 12:03 PM (BXMxN)

360 I'm curious what it was like to be a Beatle and be able to have sex with almost any woman in the world back then.

Sounds a little scary.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 01, 2019 11:51 AM (pUDQ

One part of the trailer had him on a talk show with some beautiful actress . The host said that since he was such a proficient song writer could he write a song on the spot for the actress. He proceeds to sing her ( I forget the song) and makes her very ....

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 01, 2019 12:04 PM (ODaO0)

361 AOC threatens to put moderates "on a list".

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/323159/
Posted by: steevy at March 01, 2019 11:57 AM (BXMxN)
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Wait a tick. This isn't likely. After all, I am pretty sure the NeverTrump and other Leftist Twitterverse just made the point earlier this week that the Trump-accepting Right has devolved into list-making for decided those to whom they should direct their ire.

This crested just earlier in the week. These people need to keep their stories straight.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2019 12:04 PM (I2dne)

362 Gabriel Malor @gabrielmalor

True story: Trump followers want North Korea to have nuclear weapons.......twenty years AFTER they developed them while Clinton was President.

The Supreme Twat isn't going to be happy that you're dragging down the Twitter curve.

Posted by: Capt Scarlet at March 01, 2019 12:04 PM (6rX0K)

363 352 341 Nothing knew,they did it in the 30's where your business better have an NRA eagle or else."

And then in 1941, they suddenly realized that their Eagle looked a whole lot like Somebody Else's Eagle, and that all disappeared pretty quickly.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 01, 2019 12:04 PM (Kpl3J)

364 >>Malor always was an asshole with an inflated sense of worth.

>>And awful,awful taste in music.

I'm pretty sure Gabe was the Bottom in Frankie Goes to Hollywood.

Posted by: garrett at March 01, 2019 12:04 PM (DHsB1)

365 Help Donkey Chompers out. She's looking for a team name for her and her staff.

The Underfuehrers.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2019 12:05 PM (IxRYM)

366 She's looking for a team name for her and her staff.

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She Guevara's ??

The Fighting Menstruals ??

Posted by: fixerupper at March 01, 2019 12:05 PM (8XRCm)

367 337 Help Donkey Chompers out. She's looking for a team name for her and her staff.

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Realtor Eyes and the Blinkettes

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at March 01, 2019 12:05 PM (iBAtG)

368 Mennonite convention in Kansas. Mennonites do not support crush, drive, lamentations.

Posted by: Zod at March 01, 2019 12:05 PM (aTd3j)

369 The Stasi Staff

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 01, 2019 12:06 PM (ODaO0)

370 OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor

Loved the Bollywood clip. Very energetic and inspiring. That guy can be Trump 2.0, and we get to carry swords to a Trump 2.0 rally.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 01, 2019 12:07 PM (u82oZ)

371 @314 >>And if any guy over 160 lbs. ever hit her full bore on a football field, she'd likely not play again.

If any guy ever hit her full bore on a football field, she'd potentially not walk again.

Remember the MMA chick who wrassled the tranny? "He manhandled me?"

No shit, dumbass.

Posted by: Mitch McSoze at March 01, 2019 12:08 PM (jCpRm)

372
The Underfuehrers.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2019 12:05

I read that as The Underfuckers, which also works

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at March 01, 2019 12:08 PM (iBAtG)

373 PartKom, Bronx Okrug, New York Oblast works for me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 01, 2019 12:08 PM (Ho8ws)

374 Help Donkey Chompers out. She's looking for a team name for her and her staff.

https://bit.ly/2SwZby5
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 01, 2019 11:59 AM (+y/Ru)

The Useless Eaters

Fascists R Us

Posted by: naturalfake at March 01, 2019 12:10 PM (9X624)

375 AOC staff:

The Eye Tooth Mutant Fuckchanger Syndicalists

Posted by: Zod at March 01, 2019 12:10 PM (aTd3j)

376 Hint: This is not an early photograph of grammie winger, bluebell, nurse ratched and willow.

Of course not. Grammie would be wearing a Cubs cap and T-shirt.

Posted by: Basement Cat at March 01, 2019 12:10 PM (3C9q2)

377 >>>What happens when the Cro-Mags show up?

They put out one good album and spend 30 years slagging each other?

Posted by: Boe Fah at March 01, 2019 12:11 PM (zx0lV)

378 Sandinostrils.

Posted by: Zod at March 01, 2019 12:12 PM (aTd3j)

379 I was *just* reading about an Alabama safety who is 180 or so and being made to gain weight so he doesn't get injured at that position.

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I could !et him have some cheap.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 01, 2019 12:12 PM (+y/Ru)

380 347 337 Help Donkey Chompers out. She's looking for a team name for her and her staff.

https://bit.ly/2SwZby5

Well, 'Sturmabteilung' doesn't exactly roll off the tongue but it's a little more exotic than 'Brownshirts'.
Posted by: JEM at March 01, 2019 12:01 PM (8erNz)

Too bad Butthole Surfers is taken...

Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at March 01, 2019 12:12 PM (1FhAQ)

381 I know very little about Bollywood, but it's all worth it if they keep occasionally putting out things like this:

https://bit.ly/2EFeYai

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Water Bottle Despot at March 01, 2019 11:37 AM (xyung)
Have you seen that video with Trump's face on the lead guy. Hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzXsQzM_h2E

Posted by: Timon at March 01, 2019 12:13 PM (dKm4U)

382 Sandy Donkey Chompers and her Cleanup Crew

Posted by: Mitch McSoze at March 01, 2019 12:13 PM (jCpRm)

383 Chompers list is a sick up to Pelosi. She mad madam mad the first few weeks. Pelosi doesn't understand that without Obama, these moderate Ds are out in a limb. Something like 75% of those that voted with Rs yesterday are from districts Trump carried, iirc.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 01, 2019 12:22 PM (wfhqU)

384 Simple biology dictates that the vast majority women will never be able to cut it on the football field. But if there are a few who can, why would they not be allowed to play?

Posted by: creeper at March 01, 2019 12:24 PM (2lspB)

385 Harry could be Charles' son. There are gingers in the royal line, and Charles is as besotted by Camille as Henry is by Markle.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at March 01, 2019 12:35 PM (iBAtG)

386 This was an early picture of me in college. I was a chain smoker until I got my Senior project done:

https://tinyurl.com/y5bralcb

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 01, 2019 12:41 PM (AllCR)

387 Help Donkey Chompers out. She's looking for a team name for her and her staff.
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Has "assholes" already been suggested?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 01, 2019 12:48 PM (fqUgw)

388 Patty Boyd, Maureen Starkey, Jane Asher, Cynthia Lennon?

Posted by: fescadi at March 01, 2019 01:40 PM (1NW49)

389 The record store 'tune' . My 1969 'power trio' would have done that for $500 and done a whole two sets of music to be stooooned to for that same $500 . And we had an Ampex 8 track deck to record the whole thing for later reflection and admiration.

Posted by: jay hoenemeyer at March 01, 2019 02:22 PM (3GR94)

390 87
The girl in front has a nice-looking left foot. I can only presume the right is the same.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 01, 2019 11:18 AM (7MRhd)

It's actually not, it's a mirror image of the left. Weird, I know.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 01, 2019 11:21 AM (t+qrx)
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The girl in the back has one hell of a wide stance.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at March 01, 2019 02:27 PM (yLrhl)

391 "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule." ~Minority Report.

AOC has that urge bad.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 01, 2019 12:01 PM (8XRCm)
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Hey, she's the boss.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at March 01, 2019 02:30 PM (yLrhl)

392 I understand Scott and Cramer would have voted for the bill but were traveling and delayed.

Posted by: red speck at March 01, 2019 02:52 PM (6Krd7)

393 Way late to respond to this post, but that picture of the sacrifice of the baby will haunt me for a long time.

Posted by: RM at March 01, 2019 03:30 PM (U3LtS)

394 Big Brother and the Holding Company

Posted by: AlanR at March 01, 2019 04:07 PM (v7b8O)

395 Pattie Boyd Harrison, Cynthia Lennon, Maureen Starkey. Not sure about the girl in front. I don't think it's Jane Asher or Linda McCartney. Maybe Jenny Boyd?

Posted by: TxVikie at March 01, 2019 04:18 PM (wfvRG)

396 Fanny.

Posted by: John at March 01, 2019 04:27 PM (mlQIE)

397 The Pagans Sacrificed babies to their pagan deities the Aztecs sacrificed their POW's to their feathered serpent god Quetzalcoatyle San Diego has erected a idol to this serpent god and the University of San Diego call their teams THE AZTECS

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 01, 2019 05:12 PM (wGqjj)

398 Descent of the Cyclopeans by Goldenrod

Posted by: Ramsey A. Bear at March 01, 2019 05:32 PM (wWvqB)

399 The Beatles wives and girlfriends circa 1967 or 68. God I am old.

Posted by: Sawbuck at March 01, 2019 07:14 PM (qLkZG)

400 One of my doctors a Young tall willowy Brunette female has boots like that, the nurse takes my BP before she comes in and she takes it when she comes in too. She always remarks, "I don't understand how your BP goes up when I take it?" Hmmm Don't have a clue Ma'am.

Posted by: obsidian at March 02, 2019 09:47 AM (7+yqP)

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