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Rapper/Molester R. Kelly Charged With Ten Counts of Sexual Battery Against an Underaged Girl;
Patriots Owner Robert Kraft Charged With Asking for a Rub-and-Tug in a Florida Massage Parlor
R. Kelly was charged Friday with 10 counts of aggravated criminal sexual abuse on Friday morning in Cook County, Illinois. A Cook County judge then approved an arrest warrant for charges on Friday afternoon, the Chicago Sun-Times first reported.Two other women have come forward charging that Kelly had sex with them when they were underaged. One woman is alleging that Kelly raped her, taking advantage of her when she was drunk and unable to give consent. Robert Kraft, meanwhile, has been charged with two counts of solicitation of prostitution, I guess for seeking a Happy Ending at an Asian massage parlor in Jupiter, Florida. Why would he be arrested for such a thing? Well, apparently the cops have had a major surveillance and investigation into massage parlors, suspecting some of them of human trafficking, enslaving illegal aliens (I guess) into the sex trade. I assume Kraft wouldn't know about that part of it. It should also be noted that none of the women involved were underage.
The R&B superstar has faced nearly two decades of accusations of sexual abuse. And last Thursday, Cook County prosecutors reportedly received a 45-minute videotape that is said to show Kelly performing multiple sex acts with an underage girl, whom both Kelly and the girl describe on tape as being 14 years old. Celebrity lawyer Michael Avenatti said he turned over the tape to the Cook County State's Attorney Office. "My client knows the identity of the girl and R. Kelly. He identified the two of them on the videotape," Avenatti told CNN last week.
The charges against Mr. Kraft, 77, were part of a broad investigation into prostitution and human trafficking in day spas and massage parlors in Florida. The police said that the parlors were used for prostitution, and that many of the women involved were considered to be victims. The investigation involved multiple law enforcement agencies, and resulted in raids and arrests connected to nearly a dozen businesses in the region. At least one person, Lanyun Ma, 49, was charged with human trafficking. More than two dozen men, ranging in age from 34 to 81, have been arrested.The charges would be pretty minor -- a maximum of sixty days in jail for each. Apparently they plan to charge 200 people with soliciting prostitution, though only a few have been charged so far. There is already chatter (courtesy of the NYTimes) that the NFL "could" discipline Kraft for this. Roger Goodell does seem to have a hardon for the Pats. Liberals, generally, do -- the team is not Sufficiently Anti-Trump enough for them.
The charges could lead the N.F.L. to discipline Mr. Kraft, even if he is not convicted. The league's commissioner, Roger Goodell, has broad authority to hold players and owners accountable for conduct he deems detrimental to the league.#Woke former sportscaster Jemele Hill apparently thinks that Kraft should be charged as if he's a part of the sex-trafficking operation:
1000 percent. All the headlines are saying Kraft solicited a prostitute, when in fact, he is participating in a trafficking ring.
— Jemele Hill (@jemelehill) February 22, 2019
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: huerfano at February 22, 2019 02:48 PM (6e1eX)
Posted by: sunny-dee at February 22, 2019 02:49 PM (QAOZh)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2019 02:49 PM (NWiLs)
The way they do law in Florida some prosecutor could interpret that as 60 days for each thrust.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2019 02:50 PM (+pejQ)
Didn't R. Kelly get in trouble for this same thing years ago? Why isn't he in jail?
Posted by: Biergood at February 22, 2019 02:50 PM (uGKH7)
Like, given his status in life, how many dudes could, you know, pick up women elsewhere?
This dude is doing it wrong.
Posted by: Iasonas at February 22, 2019 02:50 PM (/HkSx)
Posted by: sunny-dee at February 22, 2019 02:51 PM (QAOZh)
Posted by: Biergood at February 22, 2019 02:50 PM (uGKH7)
He was selling too many records.
Maybe his sales have dropped off, lately?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2019 02:52 PM (+pejQ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2019 02:52 PM (bN6TL)
Like, given his status in life, how many dudes could, you know, pick up women elsewhere?
This dude is doing it wrong.
Posted by: Iasonas at February 22, 2019 02:50 PM (/HkSx)
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Call up some porn stars and use the change from your couch, dude.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 22, 2019 02:53 PM (XSSCs)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2019 02:54 PM (Y5LDn)
When black men face arrest only with ironclad videotaped evidence of child exploitation, and white men are arrested for merely seeking out adult prostitutes, the limit of black supremacist justice is reached.
What Hollywood and the filthy federal judiciary don't know? Pendulums have a way of swinging back.
Posted by: trev006 at February 22, 2019 02:54 PM (gmJMS)
Posted by: sunny-dee
I knew I remembered a similar story to this. Amazing that he's even out of jail for the last time since it also involved underage girls, as I recall. Our legal system is so screwed.
Posted by: Biergood at February 22, 2019 02:54 PM (uGKH7)
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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 22, 2019 02:53 PM (XSSCs)
I've got some free time in my schedule. I'm known for discretion.
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Posted by: Sponge at February 22, 2019 02:55 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 22, 2019 02:55 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: test at February 22, 2019 02:55 PM (pVpEe)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 22, 2019 02:55 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: Ha at February 22, 2019 02:55 PM (MAstk)
FTFY
I don't get it either.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 22, 2019 02:55 PM (Boy/L)
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Hey,
Can you email me your intro argument anti-Prometheus?
Trying to do that through comments isn't really going to work, and I'd just email you first, but I don't think I have the info.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 22, 2019 02:55 PM (XSSCs)
Posted by: Sponge at February 22, 2019 02:56 PM (IXZGh)
Alternate post title:
The Left Finally Has An Issue With Sex Trafficking, After A Friend Of Trump Is Implicated
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 02:56 PM (2Glrq)
FTFY
I don't get it either.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 22, 2019 02:55 PM (Boy/L)
Paid women leave
Posted by: Batterup at February 22, 2019 02:56 PM (U2JQS)
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Gronkowski got in trouble with the team for this awhile back. Kinda funny now.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 22, 2019 02:56 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 22, 2019 02:56 PM (8/60C)
I hail from Wisconsin
I've come to blow my wad here.
The masseuses I meet
While my wiener they beat
They ask me my name and I say -
Posted by: John Johnson at February 22, 2019 02:56 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Ha at February 22, 2019 02:55 PM (MAstk)
In Britain, that would be a "thousand millionaire".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2019 02:56 PM (+pejQ)
Corgis called in three languages.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2019 02:54 PM (Y5LDn)
Danke you.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 22, 2019 02:57 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: ace at February 22, 2019 02:57 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 22, 2019 02:57 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2019 02:52 PM (bN6TL)
I'm pretty sure Colin Farrell said something along these lines. Something like, I don't pay them to come over. I pay them to go home.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 22, 2019 02:57 PM (KvuvO)
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 22, 2019 02:57 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: DaveA at February 22, 2019 02:57 PM (FhXTo)
do it now.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 22, 2019 02:57 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Ha at February 22, 2019 02:58 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: josephistan at February 22, 2019 02:58 PM (7HtZB)
Fake Sports Newser Jemel Hill: "All the headlines are saying Kraft solicited a prostitute, when in fact, he is participating in a trafficking ring."
What happened to the word "allegedly" you fraud journalist?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 02:58 PM (2Glrq)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 22, 2019 02:58 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 22, 2019 02:58 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2019 02:58 PM (6qErC)
This R Kelly dude has accused with this pedo stuff for decades now, will this one stick. Video helps.
and Kraft, what the hell dude? a happy ending, not. Video not helping you either.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2019 02:58 PM (r+sAi)
Fake Sports Newser Jemel Hill: "All the headlines are saying Kraft solicited a prostitute, when in fact, he is participating in a trafficking ring."
What happened to the word "allegedly" you fraud journalist?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 02:58 PM (2Glrq)
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Now do Bill Clinton and his association with Epstein.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 22, 2019 02:58 PM (XSSCs)
Posted by: Bill Clinton, partying on Jeffrey Epsteins' pedo island at February 22, 2019 02:58 PM (x6zMD)
Why is a mbillionaire championship football team owner trolling for sex in a massage parlor?
Charlie Sheen explained it well: "I don't pay women to have sex with me; I pay them to leave afterwards."
Posted by: Chuck U Farley at February 22, 2019 02:59 PM (kcdT1)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2019 02:49 PM (NWiLs)
Creepy porn lawyer is involved in this case, and CNN has the videotape of him, 42 minutes worth, having sex with a 14 year old. Apparently the girl keeps referring to her body parts as being 14 years old.
So... he can't buy his way out of this one.
But yes, everyone has known for decades that R. "Short Eyes" Kelly, likes 'em young.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2019 02:59 PM (cY3LT)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 22, 2019 02:59 PM (mcqKT)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2019 02:59 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at February 22, 2019 02:59 PM (9AcAx)
FTFY
I don't get it either.
haven't the foggiest.
Posted by: Hugh Grant at February 22, 2019 02:59 PM (6rX0K)
I'd still prefer hamburgers to steaks, in general.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2019 02:59 PM (+pejQ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2019 02:58 PM (r+sAi)
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There's a lawyer out there who seems to have a hard on for going after people for libelous speech...
I hear he's dealing with some Catholic kid.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 22, 2019 02:59 PM (XSSCs)
You clearly don't understand how we craft legislation so that no rules apply to us!
Posted by: Senator Hrothgar at February 22, 2019 02:59 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 22, 2019 03:00 PM (sjdRT)
Didn't R. Kelly get in trouble for this same thing years ago? Why isn't he in jail?
Why wasn't he in the Gillette "Toxic Masculinity" "commercial?"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 22, 2019 03:00 PM (HaL55)
Why are the johns the targets of this investigation and not the traffickers?
HMMMM????
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 22, 2019 03:00 PM (Boy/L)
Ask MP4, but I think that dates back to Gable... or someone
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2019 03:00 PM (6qErC)
do it now.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 22, 2019 02:57 PM (d7Ww2
This.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2019 03:00 PM (bN6TL)
Posted by: Hands at February 22, 2019 03:00 PM (786Ro)
However, I doubt he'd be stupid enough to use his real name if he was involved with the trafficking end. Stupid enough to use his real name, though, obviously.
Jesus, people...don't write checks when you fake a crime, and never use your real name when you go see the workin girls. Fuckin morons.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 22, 2019 03:00 PM (2fwWU)
Posted by: Hikaru at February 22, 2019 03:00 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2019 03:00 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Jussie Smollet at February 22, 2019 03:00 PM (Z216Q)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 22, 2019 02:54 PM (bcbK
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Hey,
Can you email me your intro argument anti-Prometheus?
Trying to do that through comments isn't really going to work, and I'd just email you first, but I don't think I have the info.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 22, 2019 02:55 PM (XSSCs)
Yeah, I can do that.
And my email is on my site, in my nic link. And, apparently, in the sidebar for the PNW MoMe
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Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2019 03:01 PM (BXMxN)
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Better bribes and democrat connections would be my guess.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 22, 2019 03:01 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: trapper's girl at February 22, 2019 03:01 PM (yRQGC)
Posted by: test at February 22, 2019 03:01 PM (pVpEe)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at February 22, 2019 03:01 PM (8naue)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 22, 2019 03:01 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2019 02:58 PM (6qErC)
Exactly. From the same people who convinced us that killing babies was a woman's right to choose what happens to HER body, also give you... hooking is now sex trafficking. Every prostitute is a victim, and every idiotic lonely guy who wants to get his rocks off is a sex trafficker.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2019 03:01 PM (cY3LT)
Kraft is a Democrat.
This will never be mentioned again.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 22, 2019 03:01 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: pincorrect at February 22, 2019 03:01 PM (+GrQ3)
Still waiting to hear the names.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 22, 2019 03:01 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 22, 2019 03:01 PM (LL1Be)
They arrested a woman and a man for that.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 22, 2019 03:02 PM (2fwWU)
Meh.
Posted by: Steve Borden at February 22, 2019 03:02 PM (6ujEi)
Posted by: ace at February 22, 2019 02:57 PM (PbpT7)
He likes shellllllllllllllllllllves.
Posted by: Hikaru at February 22, 2019 03:02 PM (UnA8+)
Ask MP4, but I think that dates back to Gable... or someone
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2019 03:00 PM (6qErC)
It certainly goes way back, possibly even much further than Gable.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2019 03:02 PM (+pejQ)
Who likes R Kelly? Even my lib friends want him permanently gone.
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 22, 2019 03:02 PM (y7DUB)
Yeah, I can do that.
And my email is on my site, in my nic link. And, apparently, in the sidebar for the PNW MoMe
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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 22, 2019 03:02 PM (XSSCs)
I guess that it was just too long of a headline.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2019 03:02 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2019 02:58 PM (6qErC)
Exactly. From the same people who convinced us that killing babies was a woman's right to choose what happens to HER body, also give you... hooking is now sex trafficking. Every prostitute is a victim, and every idiotic lonely guy who wants to get his rocks off is a sex trafficker.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2019 03:01 PM (cY3LT)
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I won't be satisfied until the Democratic Party leads the anti-Porn crusade of the 2020's.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 22, 2019 03:03 PM (XSSCs)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2019 03:03 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 22, 2019 03:03 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: West at February 22, 2019 03:03 PM (7Fa8Y)
Kraft is a Democrat.
This will never be mentioned again.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 22, 2019 03:01 PM (Boy/L)
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He is insufficiently Never Trump.
This sin is unforgivable in our world without moral judgments.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 22, 2019 03:03 PM (XSSCs)
Now do Bill Clinton and his association with Epstein.
Then do Sen. Menendez. Wait, that didn't come out right...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 22, 2019 03:03 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 22, 2019 03:04 PM (QBhOX)
Posted by: R. Kraft at February 22, 2019 03:04 PM (9oE3U)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2019 03:00 PM (6qErC)
Ah, thanks.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 22, 2019 03:04 PM (i1vFg)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 22, 2019 03:04 PM (pw+jk)
My (legitimate) guess is a pro golfer. Many live in/near Jupiter. I know of one in particular who's name rhymes with "liger"...
Posted by: Flubnut at February 22, 2019 03:04 PM (X3qnw)
However, I doubt he'd be stupid enough to use his real name if he was involved with the trafficking end. Stupid enough to use his real name, though, obviously.
A guy showing up at a massage parlor for a rub-and-tug is suspected, automatically, of being part of the trafficking operation? What?
Dude, if he were involved in the trafficking, he wouldn't have to ASK for a rub and tug, nor would he have to go somewhere inconvenient for it. The girls would come round to his place.
Posted by: ace at February 22, 2019 03:04 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2019 03:04 PM (2LelM)
Trafficking my arse. It's just the latest concern buzzword.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2019 02:58 PM
They think that 100% of trafficking, like narcotics, comes through ports. None across the southern border.
But who controls the ports? Union dudes. Hard core democrats. So they want more union dudes at the ports. It's always easy to figure out the democrats. It's all about the power.
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 22, 2019 03:04 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 03:04 PM (2Glrq)
Posted by: Serious Cat at February 22, 2019 03:04 PM (pVpEe)
Posted by: CNN at February 22, 2019 03:04 PM (LL1Be)
My (legitimate) guess is a pro golfer. Many live in/near Jupiter. I know of one in particular who's name rhymes with "liger"...
Posted by: Flubnut at February 22, 2019 03:04 PM (X3qnw)
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liger...liger...liger...
Is it...
Jeffrey Epstein?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 22, 2019 03:04 PM (XSSCs)
No original thoughts, spews party line 100% of the time. I think she is the ultimate NPC.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 22, 2019 03:05 PM (wGbBR)
I'm just glad I can get to the HQ from here.
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I'm surprised you can get to the HQ from work. Chrome freaks out and warns me that the site is insecure every time I post here.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 22, 2019 03:05 PM (ffYR/)
If Kraft was a Democrat rather than a friend of Trump you'd be saying fuck all.
Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2019 03:00 PM (e7oj4)
Not to diminish your first point, but, I think Kraft is a democrat.
Posted by: Archer at February 22, 2019 03:05 PM (gmo/4)
In 24 hours, Robert Kraft's name will be Robert Trump.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 03:05 PM (2Glrq)
Kraft is a Democrat.
This will never be mentioned again.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 22, 2019 03:01 PM (Boy/L)
--Yeah, shoulda said Democrat politician, like Fairfax.
Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2019 03:05 PM (e7oj4)
Snort...
Wait, you may be right...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2019 03:05 PM (6qErC)
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So Yeb got a handy too?
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2019 03:05 PM (2LelM)
Betcha Goodell launches an immediate investigation to make sure that there was no overinflation going on.
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C'mon. Just because Goodell walked around saying "Tom's balls aren't hard enough" for two years doesn't make him the butt of all inflation jokes.
Well, on second thought, maybe it does.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, pole at February 22, 2019 03:05 PM (Z216Q)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 22, 2019 03:04 PM (pw+jk)
Yep. Much shorter headline. Well done
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2019 03:05 PM (AllCR)
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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 22, 2019 03:05 PM (XSSCs)
When it comes to foreign women in a group like this, it often IS trafficking.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 22, 2019 03:06 PM (2fwWU)
a maximum of sixty days in jail for each.
If he eats some humble pie they can cut it in half it will be 30 days in the hole. Take a greasy whore and rollin' dance floor
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 22, 2019 03:06 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2019 03:06 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2019 03:06 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Nut at February 22, 2019 03:06 PM (S23KT)
Snort...
Wait, you may be right...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2019 03:05 PM (6qErC)
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There's a significant wing of Feminism that hates pornography and prostitution.
Do they have any more power in the party?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 22, 2019 03:06 PM (XSSCs)
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I won't be satisfied until the Democratic Party leads the anti-Porn crusade of the 2020's.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 22, 2019 03:03 PM (XSSCs)
By 2024 the burka will be the official headwear of the Democrat Party.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2019 03:06 PM (cY3LT)
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Posted by: Flubnut at February 22, 2019 03:04 PM (X3qnw)
Eldrick makes total sense.
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 22, 2019 03:07 PM (y7DUB)
So many punchlines, so little time...
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 22, 2019 03:07 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2019 03:07 PM (/rm4P)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2019 03:06 PM (r+sAi)
At that age who would care about germs?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2019 03:07 PM (+pejQ)
By 2024 the burka will be the official headwear of the Democrat Party.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2019 03:06 PM (cY3LT)
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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 22, 2019 03:07 PM (XSSCs)
Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2019 03:07 PM (e7oj4)
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So Yeb got a handy too?
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2019 03:05 PM (2LelM)
Please clap
Posted by: josephistan at February 22, 2019 03:07 PM (7HtZB)
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Immigration is Love. Yeb with a chubby.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2019 03:07 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 03:07 PM (2Glrq)
The cops should congratulate the 81 year old and send him home.
Congratulate? They should give him the key to the city.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 22, 2019 03:07 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2019 03:07 PM (Y5LDn)
Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at February 22, 2019 03:08 PM (9AcAx)
Men. They don't like em
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2019 03:08 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 22, 2019 03:08 PM (KUaJL)
So many punchlines, so little time...
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Someone's going to spend a night in the box.
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warns me that the site is insecure every time I post here.
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I AM NOT insecure!
*weeps*
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Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2019 03:06 PM (BXMxN)
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Wasn't he into some really kinky stuff, like biting? Or spanking?
Posted by: Boots at February 22, 2019 03:08 PM (e9omi)
Yeah, I can do that.
And my email is on my site, in my nic link. And, apparently, in the sidebar for the PNW MoMe
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Your site is blocked by my work firewall.
I'm just glad I can get to the HQ from here.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 22, 2019 03:02 PM (XSSCs)
Now THAT's bizarre, considering how mild my personal site is. Mostly just movie reviews at this point
Email sent. Let me know what works best for responses.
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Ace should sue.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 22, 2019 03:08 PM (+y/Ru)
Still haven't learned to wait for the facts before shooting off your dumbfuck mouth, eh genius?
Posted by: Sponge at February 22, 2019 03:08 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at February 22, 2019 03:08 PM (9AcAx)
Posted by: CNN at February 22, 2019 03:04 PM (LL1Be)
Yep. That's it. But the media isn't political, GOD no.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 22, 2019 03:08 PM (RD7QR)
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So Yeb got a handy too?
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2019 03:05 PM (2LelM)
Please clap
Posted by: josephistan at February 22, 2019 03:07 PM (7HtZB)
You can get the clap from a handy?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2019 03:08 PM (NWiLs)
Have you been to Palm Beach? I'm surprised they're not ALL over 70.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 22, 2019 03:08 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Fritz at February 22, 2019 03:09 PM (wxZSX)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 22, 2019 03:09 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2019 03:09 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at February 22, 2019 03:09 PM (9AcAx)
Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2019 03:06 PM (BXMxN)
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Wasn't he into some really kinky stuff, like biting? Or spanking?
Posted by: Boots at February 22, 2019 03:08 PM (e9omi)
Oh Boots...biting and spanking is not really kinky. The things I have seen...
It's mildly spicy, unless you're breaking the skin with either.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 22, 2019 03:09 PM (bcbK8)
When it comes to foreign women in a group like this, it often IS trafficking.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 22, 2019 03:06 PM (2fwWU)
Which gets watered down by calling every incident "trafficking."
I don't know the details, but a Vietnamese massage parlor or whatever this is, is not necessarily trafficking, just because the proprietors are foreign born.
Some of the gals just like tugging grateful men more than they do giving mani and pedicures to bitchy women.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2019 03:09 PM (cY3LT)
I am going to Snizzneyland!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 22, 2019 03:09 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2019 03:09 PM (r+sAi)
Now THAT's bizarre, considering how mild my personal site is. Mostly just movie reviews at this point
Email sent. Let me know what works best for responses.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 22, 2019 03:08 PM (bcbK
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I think it's a categorization thing.
I don't know how the HQ is categorized, but your site...well the message is just "policy_denied".
Maybe you pissed off someone in our IT department.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 22, 2019 03:10 PM (oh/Sd)
Posted by: The MSM is gaslighting you at February 22, 2019 03:10 PM (786Ro)
Yeah. The bleating about trafficking by those for open borders...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2019 03:10 PM (6qErC)
automatically, of being part of the trafficking operation? What?
With all due respect and a lot of sucking up, if this was George Soros I think we'd all be suspicious.
I DO NOT believe he had anything to do with trafficking, just saying I can see why they're going to dig deeper.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 22, 2019 03:10 PM (2fwWU)
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questions remain about trump's whereabouts during the incident.
Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at February 22, 2019 03:10 PM (9AcAx)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 22, 2019 03:10 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Archer at February 22, 2019 03:11 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 22, 2019 03:11 PM (7MRhd)
And This Is Why Nikolas Cruz Was Able To Murder 17 Kids.
Because the "authorities" were busy looking out for illegal handjobs.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 03:11 PM (2Glrq)
Posted by: R. Kraft at February 22, 2019 03:11 PM (9oE3U)
Fake Sports Newser Jemel Hill: "All the headlines are saying Kraft solicited a prostitute, when in fact, he is participating in a trafficking ring."
What happened to the word "allegedly" you fraud journalist?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 02:58 PM (2Glrq)
Too good of a word for those sleazy Republicans. We must have these standards which were designed to insure our impartiality, you know!
Posted by: The media at February 22, 2019 03:11 PM (7Fa8Y)
Posted by: Fat Chinaman at February 22, 2019 03:11 PM (iQKgg)
And congrats on your email name. You must have been one of the first accounts on that email service.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 22, 2019 03:11 PM (oh/Sd)
https://bit.ly/2VbS7bN
Ace should sue.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 22, 2019 03:08 PM (+y/Ru)
OMG, that is pathetic.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 22, 2019 03:11 PM (t6MX/)
Heck, being a multi-billionaire, doesn't his jet fly outside of the US where prostitution and other sexual abominations are so common as to be calculated in to the GNP?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 22, 2019 03:11 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 22, 2019 03:06 PM (2fwWU)
My daughter is working with a group from Africa who rescues little girls from sex slavery. I sometimes don't know whether to cry or go on a murderous rampage.
Posted by: grammie winger at February 22, 2019 03:11 PM (lwiT4)
Some of the gals just like tugging grateful men more than they do giving mani and pedicures to bitchy women.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2019 03:09 PM (cY3LT)
Ha, I don't doubt that!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 22, 2019 03:11 PM (2fwWU)
Posted by: Jolo at February 22, 2019 03:11 PM (WrMOC)
WTF is wrong with people?
Posted by: Iowa Bob at February 22, 2019 03:12 PM (tu3iY)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2019 03:03 PM (2LelM)
Jabbal Jabbal! EhhhGOTCHA!!!!
EMPEACH!!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at February 22, 2019 03:12 PM (IXZGh)
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Who the fuck is R Kelly?
Wasn't he the guy who drew those stoner cartoons in Rolling Stone?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 22, 2019
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Fat Freddy's Cat and stuff like that? R. Crumb, I think.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 22, 2019 03:12 PM (7MRhd)
That said, I'ma go listen 12Play and Chocolate Factory.
Those albums are still dope.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 22, 2019 03:12 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2019 03:12 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 03:12 PM (2Glrq)
Posted by: Boots at February 22, 2019 03:12 PM (e9omi)
So buddy's brother gathers his clothes and gets the fuck out muy pronto. So since the mid 80s I've known Marv Albert was a cucking perv.
OAN for years we would use the term "Marv" or "Marving" in regards to jacking off.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 22, 2019 03:12 PM (pw+jk)
is the human trafficking the FBI was investigating selling Americans to foreigners, or is it the sex workers that ARE the trafficked humans?
A lot of the problem seems to be the coyotes traffick the illegals, then get them working in sweat shops or as prostitutes. We could certainly stop that if so many (cops/politicians/connected players) were not collecting payoffs in one form or another. Does FBI go after all of them, or only the ones not paying their dues/bribes through the agencies?
Posted by: illiniwek at February 22, 2019 03:12 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 22, 2019 03:11 PM (7MRhd)
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Or IS a boy with short hair...
Posted by: G at February 22, 2019 03:12 PM (iQKgg)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 22, 2019 03:13 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, prole at February 22, 2019 03:13 PM (Z216Q)
I do love this place...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2019 03:13 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2019 03:06 PM (BXMxN)
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Wasn't he into some really kinky stuff, like biting? Or spanking?
Posted by: Boots at February 22, 2019 03:08 PM (e9omi)
Yeah, he was railing some dumpy skeezer who got weirded out by his creativity in trying to make it interesting and the bluenoses at NBC went even deeper in the toilet by firing the most entertaining play by play guy in the NBA. Assholes.
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 22, 2019 03:13 PM (y7DUB)
Congrats on being cast by THE ATLANTIC as brave, conservative rebels, you milksops.
That is pathetic.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 22, 2019 03:13 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo
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*taking notes*
go on....
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 22, 2019 03:13 PM (d7Ww2)
What she saw in that dipshit R Kelly, I'll never know.
Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2019 03:14 PM (e7oj4)
Wasn't Jupiter, FL the home of Burt Reynolds?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 03:12 PM (2Glrq)
I think so. Close enough and he's dead so he can't fight back from a smear.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2019 03:14 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 22, 2019 03:14 PM (AURKQ)
What happened to the word "allegedly" you fraud journalist?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 02:58 PM (2Glrq)
Well, when you have nothing other than hatred for white people and The President, you spew hatred and falsities to your black heart's content.
Posted by: Sponge at February 22, 2019 03:14 PM (IXZGh)
PLEASE, OH PLEASE, PLEASE....
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 22, 2019 03:14 PM (Boy/L)
Marv Albert in the closet watching you fuck
Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2019 03:14 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Big Chief Weather Beater at February 22, 2019 03:14 PM (ePWRo)
What she saw in that dipshit R Kelly, I'll never know.
Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2019 03:14 PM (e7oj4)
"Tell me about going for scum."
- - Whitney Houston
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2019 03:14 PM (zBaqJ)
https://bit.ly/2VbS7bN
Ace should sue.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 22, 2019 03:08 PM (+y/Ru)
Well, the cruise ships have to fly a flag...
Posted by: Hikaru at February 22, 2019 03:14 PM (UnA8+)
I'm your Pinochet.
Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at February 22, 2019 03:15 PM (BKTpn)
I don't think so. We'd be making snide comments about him but I don't think anyone would claim that this was any sort of evidence that he was involved in sex trafficking.
I DO NOT believe he had anything to do with trafficking, just saying I can see why they're going to dig deeper.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 22, 2019 03:10 PM (2fwWU)
It makes absolutely no sense, at all. If you're part of the criminal gang doing the trafficking, you don't pay for the retail sex through the front door. That seems pretty obvious.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2019 03:15 PM (+pejQ)
I am going to Snizzneyland!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 22, 2019 03:09 PM (t6MX/)
It's a small wang after all
It's a small wang after all
It's a small wang after all
It's a small, small waaaaaang
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 22, 2019 03:15 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Boots at February 22, 2019 03:08 PM
Yesss! I was on fire from downTOWN.
Posted by: Marv Albert at February 22, 2019 03:15 PM (786Ro)
My daughter is working with a group from Africa
who rescues little girls from sex slavery. I sometimes don't know
whether to cry or go on a murderous rampage.
Posted by: grammie winger at February 22, 2019 03:11 PM (lwiT4)
I think Polli here is involved with similar rescue groups. Which is why I am fine with this being investigated further, although I also think they're really pushing the Kraft connection because he's so close to Trump.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 22, 2019 03:15 PM (2fwWU)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2019 03:15 PM (r+sAi)
I never had a massage in my life.
The reason I never went to get a massage is I'd probably be there when the place gets raided.
And I'd really be there for the massage, too.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 03:15 PM (2Glrq)
What she saw in that dipshit R Kelly, I'll never know.
Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2019 03:14 PM (e7oj4)
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What she was doing in Queen of the Damned, we'll never know either.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 22, 2019 03:15 PM (oh/Sd)
Aaliyah (R.I.P.) was one of the prettiest women on the planet in the '90s.
I completely agree with this.
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 22, 2019 03:15 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2019 03:15 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 22, 2019 03:14 PM (AURKQ)
Do not conflate ground chuck with rotten, BSE-laced gristle.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2019 03:15 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Big Chief Weather Beater at February 22, 2019 03:16 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: ... at February 22, 2019 03:16 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2019 03:16 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 03:16 PM (2Glrq)
Posted by: The MSM is gaslighting you at February 22, 2019 03:10 PM (786Ro)
Trump is the big name. The Russians flew the Asian girls from Jupiter to Moscow so they could pee on the bed Obama slept in-- All on tape. For realz this time. Expect to see it in Wapo and NYT tomorrow, citing inside sources.
Posted by: Keith at February 22, 2019 03:16 PM (jdGlx)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2019 03:09 PM (cY3LT)
Damn shame I didn't marry one.
Posted by: Steve Borden at February 22, 2019 03:16 PM (6ujEi)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at February 22, 2019 03:16 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: ... at February 22, 2019 03:16 PM (uEbPt)
I'm surprised the I-KEEEEL-You brigades didn't make Aaliyah changer her name.
Anyway, what she saw in Allahpundit I'll never know...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2019 03:16 PM (zBaqJ)
I think they mostly just like getting paid, but at least the dude getting crosseyed with a dumb grin on his face isn't whining and complaining.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2019 03:16 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2019 03:16 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2019 03:12 PM (2LelM)
That's the Carradine Special.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2019 03:16 PM (+pejQ)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2019 03:09 PM (cY3LT)
Ha, I don't doubt that!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 22, 2019 03:11 PM (2fwWU)
Heh, yeah, I'm really not joking.
I mean, I'm not saying I know for a fact, but I do know some women (because of the work I do) who are in the prostitution business. They don't all complain about it.
I also know a dude whose wife runs a nail salon. He says the gals who work there HATE their customers. With. A. Passion.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2019 03:16 PM (cY3LT)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 22, 2019 03:14 PM (AURKQ)
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Sometimes you just want to watch a dude shoot people in the head, so you put on John Wick and not Ingmar Bergman.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 22, 2019 03:16 PM (oh/Sd)
I laughed, but you sound like a nice guy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2019 03:17 PM (AllCR)
Kraft is worth something north of SIX BILLION DOLLARS.
If I was worth SIX BILLION DOLLARS and I was buying poon, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be buying it at Orchids of Asia Day Spa in Jupiter, Florida.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure about that. Might as well call it an absolute certainty.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 22, 2019 03:17 PM (hjaPQ)
The reason I never went to get a massage is I'd probably be there when the place gets raided.
And I'd really be there for the massage, too.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 03:15 PM (2Glrq)
I've been once. No happy ending. And still had the nasty pinched nerve when I left.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 22, 2019 03:17 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 22, 2019 03:17 PM (AzW6q)
Heck, being a multi-billionaire, doesn't his jet fly outside of the US where prostitution and other sexual abominations are so common as to be calculated in to the GNP?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 22, 2019 03:11 PM (lD3vL)
--When I took international flights on Air Canada, sometimes there'd be a video before the entertainment began (this was individual screen for each seat) that sex with minors even overseas was against Canadian law.
It disturbed me that such an announcement seemed to be necessary.
Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2019 03:17 PM (e7oj4)
Also, could I open a "Star in you own porn!" chain of whorehouses? Profit.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 22, 2019 03:17 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2019 03:16 PM (cY3LT)
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Do they have a seedy, down on his luck, lawyer operating out of a closet in the back?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 22, 2019 03:17 PM (oh/Sd)
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 22, 2019 03:17 PM (sjdRT)
Also, could I open a "Star in you own porn!" chain of whorehouses? Profit.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 22, 2019 03:17 PM (1ISKN)
Pai-Kow vs Blackjack?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2019 03:18 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Senator Geary at February 22, 2019 03:18 PM (lQinC)
Makes plenty of sense to do it to a friend of Trump, though, right? Especially if you want to get your fake hoax crime off the front page.
I do think this would be a big story if it were Mark Cuban or any other big name. Other than Bill Clinton, of course. They ignored his trips to Pedo Island.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 22, 2019 03:18 PM (2fwWU)
Posted by: Robert Kraft at February 22, 2019 03:18 PM (Z216Q)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2019 03:19 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Cheech or Chong, I Forget at February 22, 2019 03:19 PM (UFLLM)
As with all things, Seinfeld told us this years ago.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 22, 2019 03:19 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2019 03:14 PM (e7oj4)
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Age ain't nothin' but a number!
Posted by: zombie Aaliyah at February 22, 2019 03:19 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2019 03:19 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Soylent Green New Deal at February 22, 2019 03:19 PM (uloIh)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2019 03:19 PM (AllCR)
Word to the wise hordlings: the link in this sock's nic goes to an executable file (mp4 ). Not gonna click it.
Posted by: Hands at February 22, 2019 03:20 PM (786Ro)
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The customers are so grateful to be passionatery hated. So it's all good.
Posted by: Chinawoman at February 22, 2019 03:20 PM (iQKgg)
Posted by: Serious Cat at February 22, 2019 03:20 PM (pVpEe)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2019 03:20 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: huerfano at February 22, 2019 02:48 PM (6e1eX)
Yes, she is, but her two brothers were both good citizens at MSU and stayed clean in the NFL. Unfortunately she is well known and they aren't.
Posted by: clutch at February 22, 2019 03:20 PM (kiSdp)
No little 100lb oriental gal is gonna give you a good massage.
I hate to say this, but only a strong man can give a good massage. I will die before I'd let that happen.
So I've resigned myself to go massage-less for the rest of my life.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 03:20 PM (2Glrq)
It disturbed me that such an announcement seemed to be necessary.
Posted by: logprof
There truly are very few legitimate reasons to go to Thailand.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2019 03:21 PM (Y5LDn)
Posted by: Senator Geary at February 22, 2019 03:18 PM (lQinC)
That's what Bill said when he injected his jizm into Hillary;s craggy, calloused piss flaps.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2019 03:21 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: ... at February 22, 2019 03:21 PM (uEbPt)
Petty damn good massage...a little weird having prison guards looking on.
Posted by: H Badger at February 22, 2019 03:21 PM (n/0Nw)
I do think this would be a big story if it were Mark Cuban or any other big name. Other than Bill Clinton, of course. They ignored his trips to Pedo Island.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 22, 2019 03:18 PM (2fwWU)
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Not so much anymore. Epstein investigation has been reopened as they felt he got too good of a deal. Of course, that convenient fire at his island compound will hinder this a bit.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 22, 2019 03:21 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at February 22, 2019 03:21 PM (g8XJZ)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 22, 2019 03:21 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Keith at February 22, 2019 03:21 PM (jdGlx)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2019 03:22 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: grammie winger at February 22, 2019 03:22 PM (lwiT4)
**Awaits new commercial from Gillette to denounce their business partner/ toxic masculinity monster**
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at February 22, 2019 03:22 PM (x6zMD)
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Chaing Mai is the epicenter of hot chicks. And some are in prison? Sweet.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2019 03:22 PM (2LelM)
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I think they mostly just like getting paid, but at least the dude getting crosseyed with a dumb grin on his face isn't whining and complaining.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2019 03:16 PM (ykYG2)
Exactly.
I'm not saying it's right, I'm just saying, if you'd rather do some occasional hooking to feed your not quite out of control drug habit, rather than working a minimum wage job, it's not really for me to say you shouldn't.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2019 03:22 PM (cY3LT)
It is?
Kay jewelers is in big trouble...
Posted by: Anon a mouse
"Kay Jewelers - Your Neighborhood Pimp Since 1954"
Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2019 03:22 PM (Y5LDn)
Posted by: R. Kelly at February 22, 2019 03:22 PM (9oE3U)
Posted by: grammie winger at February 22, 2019 03:22 PM (lwiT4)
How hard do they throw the stones at you?
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 22, 2019 03:22 PM (sjdRT)
Oh I believed you! I can tell you with certainty that I'd work rub-n-tug before I'd mess with people's nasty, crusty feet.
I have never seen anyone get hateful in a nail salon, but I'm guessing plenty of people do, and that on top of the foot thing... I'd probably end up doing life without parole.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 22, 2019 03:22 PM (2fwWU)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2019 03:16 PM (cY3LT)
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Do they have a seedy, down on his luck, lawyer operating out of a closet in the back?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 22, 2019 03:17 PM (oh/Sd)
Cucumbah watah foah customah only!
Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2019 03:22 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 03:22 PM (2Glrq)
The guy spent four days in a hospital. The young woman spent over a month in a coma. She's relearning how to walk and talk and will never be the same again.
His own department wanted him prosecuted, but the DA couldn't be bothered. He paid a $500 ticket, and license suspended or three months.
This was in central Florida.
Posted by: Blue Hen at February 22, 2019 03:22 PM (6rX0K)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 22, 2019 03:21 PM (ffYR/)
Jewish lightning, as the saying goes. Talk about controlling the weather...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2019 03:22 PM (zBaqJ)
I hate to say this, but only a strong man can give a good massage. I will die before I'd let that happen.
So I've resigned myself to go massage-less for the rest of my life.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 03:20 PM (2Glrq)
The lady I had was pretty good. Caucasian. Many take their profession seriously, and she did an excellent job attempting to loosen up the muscles in my shoulder and back.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 22, 2019 03:22 PM (t6MX/)
a friend had her son do a year in some school in Scotland, geared toward young women that escaped such bad treatment in the old Soviet states. They say it is worse there than can be imagined. The old KGB (apparently) went rogue and found organized crime lucrative, there and across Europe.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 22, 2019 03:23 PM (Cus5s)
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Hot stone massage is almost as good as sex.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2019 03:23 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, prole at February 22, 2019 03:23 PM (Z216Q)
Yeah... looks like...
Posted by: the Thai tourism agency at February 22, 2019 03:23 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 22, 2019 03:23 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2019 03:23 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Cheri at February 22, 2019 03:23 PM (oiNtH)
CNN was taking such delight in the indictment that I thought it was someone in the Trump administration.
Posted by: jwest at February 22, 2019 03:23 PM (/roJx)
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-42802291
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2019 03:23 PM (/rm4P)
I also know a dude whose wife runs a nail salon. He says the gals who work there HATE their customers. With. A. Passion.
There's got to be a "toxic masculinity" joke in there somewhere.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 22, 2019 03:23 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: grammie winger at February 22, 2019 03:22 PM (lwiT4)
How hard do they throw the stones at you?
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 22, 2019 03:22 PM (sjdRT)
I went to a hammam in Istanbul and got thoroughly worked over. Yes, by a man. And NO, there was no hand jive going on either.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2019 03:24 PM (zBaqJ)
It disturbed me that such an announcement seemed to be necessary.
Posted by: logprof
Laws like that are the state claiming ownership of citizens. Actual ownership of them. THey are disgusting. We have some of the same bullshit laws here - though they are totally un-Constitutional and ridiculous.
What a person does outside the sovereign territory of a state is his own business, save making war on that state or working to commit crimes in that state. The idea that a nation-state can set behavioral laws for its citizens outside of its territory is INSANE and offensive in the worst way.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2019 03:24 PM (+pejQ)
I get massages on a regular basis. Life is much better with massages. I like deep tissue or hot stone.
Posted by: grammie winger at February 22, 2019 03:22 PM (lwiT4)
I like a hot stoner too!!
Posted by: R. Kelly at February 22, 2019 03:24 PM (9oE3U)
Posted by: ... at February 22, 2019 03:24 PM (uEbPt)
Frank Costanza
Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2019 03:24 PM (BXMxN)
Spitting (Metaphorically) on the flag? Totes cool with the NFL
Beat-up a couple women? We all make mistakes.
Soliciting a rub-and-tug in a AMP? Can't be having any of that!
Posted by: DocJ at February 22, 2019 03:24 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2019 03:24 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: H Badger at February 22, 2019 03:24 PM (n/0Nw)
I don't pay them to come over. I pay them to go home."
Ask MP4, but I think that dates back to Gable... or someone
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2019 03:00 PM (6qErC)
Errol Flynn, most likely.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 22, 2019 03:24 PM (veoSD)
No little 100lb oriental gal is gonna give you a good massage.
I hate to say this, but only a strong man can give a good massage. I will die before I'd let that happen.
So I've resigned myself to go massage-less for the rest of my life.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 03:20 PM (2Glrq)
I've had professional massages - by properly licensed massage therapists, you pervs - from female therapists, and they were ruthless. A lot of it has to do with technique.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2019 03:24 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2019 03:24 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: lin-duh at February 22, 2019 03:24 PM (ODaO0)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2019 03:25 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2019 03:21 PM (Y5LDn)
--LMAO Well, Bangkok anyway. The rest of the country is cool.
I just like the culture. Love the Buddhist temples everywhere. I visited there ten years ago and when I told a colleague about it, he was shocked I didn't get any.
I was engaged, and I have morals.
Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2019 03:25 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, prole at February 22, 2019 03:23 PM (Z216Q)
Heidi Fleiss and Sidney Biddle Barrows are cracking up about now. As is Eliot Spitz-take's wench.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2019 03:25 PM (zBaqJ)
Do they have a seedy, down on his luck, lawyer operating out of a closet in the back?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 22, 2019 03:17 PM (oh/Sd)
Cucumbah watah foah customah only!
Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2019 03:22 PM (NWiLs)
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yay!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 22, 2019 03:25 PM (oh/Sd)
Word to the wise hordlings: the link in this sock's nic goes to an executable file (mp4 ). Not gonna click it.
Posted by: Hands at February 22, 2019 03:20 PM
Thanks for the warning. New name looked sketchy.
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 22, 2019 03:25 PM (jYje5)
Between this and Craft it gets #JussieJustice off the front page.
Posted by: DocJ at February 22, 2019 03:25 PM (NYS7S)
The guy spent four days in a hospital. The young woman spent over a month in a coma. She's relearning how to walk and talk and will never be the same again.
His own department wanted him prosecuted, but the DA couldn't be bothered. He paid a $500 ticket, and license suspended or three months.
This was in central Florida.
Posted by: Blue Hen
There's a way to fix that.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2019 03:25 PM (Y5LDn)
Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2019 03:25 PM (BXMxN)
I know. It turns my stomach to even think about it. I write checks to keep from thinking about it.
Posted by: grammie winger at February 22, 2019 03:25 PM (lwiT4)
prison years ago when visiting. Not at all like those cool female prison
movies from my younger days at all...
Petty damn good massage...a little weird having prison guards looking on.
Posted by: H Badger at February 22, 2019 03:21 PM (n/0Nw)
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Shouldn't that comment have started "Dear Penthouse Forum..."
Posted by: Huck Follywood, prole at February 22, 2019 03:25 PM (Z216Q)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2019 03:25 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2019 03:21 PM (Y5LDn)
--LMAO Well, Bangkok anyway. The rest of the country is cool.
I just like the culture. Love the Buddhist temples everywhere. I visited there ten years ago and when I told a colleague about it, he was shocked I didn't get any.
I was engaged, and I have morals.
Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2019 03:25 PM (e7oj4)
Phuket, I'm going.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2019 03:25 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2019 03:09 PM (cY3LT)
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Oh, yeah. They looooove it.
All of their customers are lovely,"grateful," gentlemen.
All manicure customers are bitches!
That's it! It has nothing to do with the fact that they can make more than 10 times the money!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 22, 2019 03:26 PM (Rxduq)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2019 03:24 PM (zBaqJ)
And afterward you watched movies about gladiators.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2019 03:26 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 22, 2019 03:26 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2019 03:24 PM (zBaqJ)
Was it in a Turkish prison?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 22, 2019 03:26 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: ... at February 22, 2019 03:26 PM (uEbPt)
Let me ask you this re the Epstein case being reopened: do you think our brave media are going to spend more time talking about Clinton being at that Island a million times, or Epstein being seen at the same parties as Trump, and the infamous Trump quote about younger women and Acosta being a Trump cabinet member?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 22, 2019 03:26 PM (2fwWU)
What she saw in that dipshit R Kelly, I'll never know.
Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2019 03:14 PM (e7oj4)
Moneh moneh moneh MONeh.....
Don let moneh FOOLYA!!!
Posted by: Sponge at February 22, 2019 03:26 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2019 03:16 PM (cY3LT)
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Do they have a seedy, down on his luck, lawyer operating out of a closet in the back?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 22, 2019 03:17 PM (oh/Sd)
Heh, maybe. The guy is a fairly well Americanized Vietnamese dude. Very much dominated by his wife.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2019 03:27 PM (cY3LT)
Nuru massage or nothin'. That's my motto. So I get nothing.
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 22, 2019 03:27 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2019 03:24 PM (zBaqJ)
Was it in a Turkish prison?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 22, 2019 03:26 PM (t6MX/)
It's a hammam! Which is a spa! Actually it was close to a mosque as is everything in that now accursed country.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2019 03:27 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: trapper's girl at February 22, 2019 03:27 PM (yRQGC)
Posted by: Big Chief Weather Beater at February 22, 2019 03:27 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: DocJ at February 22, 2019 03:27 PM (NYS7S)
prison years ago when visiting. Not at all like those cool female prison
movies from my younger days at all...
Petty damn good massage...a little weird having prison guards looking on.
Posted by: H Badger at February 22, 2019 03:21 PM (n/0Nw)
I remember a Pam Grier movies about something like that, it was called "The Big Bird Cage". A True Classic!
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 22, 2019 03:27 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2019 03:24 PM (+pejQ)
--I agree with the principle, but for the most part such laws are unenforceable and virtue-signalling.
Like cucks who pretend to be tough on immigration.
Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2019 03:28 PM (e7oj4)
What she saw in that dipshit R Kelly, I'll never know.
Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2019 03:14 PM (e7oj4)
Moneh moneh moneh MONeh.....
Don let moneh FOOLYA!!!
Posted by: Sponge at February 22, 2019 03:26 PM (IXZGh)
Meh. O'Jay's original cannot be beat.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2019 03:28 PM (zBaqJ)
CNN was taking such delight in the indictment that I thought it was someone in the Trump administration.
Between this and Craft it gets #JussieJustice off the front page.
Posted by: DocJ at February 22, 2019 03:25 PM (NYS7S)
Now all the dour faced Smollett reporters will be smiling like a Cheshire cat on this story. And they think no one notices.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 22, 2019 03:28 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 22, 2019 03:14 PM (AURKQ)
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Sometimes you just want to watch a dude shoot people in the head, so you put on John Wick and not Ingmar Bergman.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 22, 2019 03:16 PM (oh/Sd)
A Bergman shootout scene would last 15 minutes and consist of 14 minutes of Swedish dialogue about the nature of violence and 1 minute of gunfire.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 22, 2019 03:28 PM (RD7QR)
but did it move?
Posted by: trapper's girl at February 22, 2019 03:27 PM (yRQGC)
There is nothing sexy about a deep tissue massage.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2019 03:28 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2019 03:28 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: DocJ at February 22, 2019 03:27 PM (NYS7S)
"Geisha to Go!"
- - Manhattan Cable TV, circa 1984
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2019 03:28 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2019 03:28 PM (zBaqJ)
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+1
O'Jays were the shit.
Posted by: zombie Aaliyah at February 22, 2019 03:28 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2019 03:24 PM (NWiLs)
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Me too. The last one I got, years ago, left me sore for 3 days. Not a tug to be had.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 22, 2019 03:29 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2019 03:25 PM (zBaqJ)
(golf clap) (hat tip)
Posted by: DocJ at February 22, 2019 03:29 PM (NYS7S)
Like cucks who pretend to be tough on immigration.
Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2019 03:28 PM (e7oj4)
But just writing such laws demonstrates that the State thinks the citizenry its possessions.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2019 03:29 PM (+pejQ)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2019 03:29 PM (2LelM)
but did it move?
Posted by: trapper's girl at February 22, 2019 03:27 PM (yRQGC)
There is nothing sexy about a deep tissue massage.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2019 03:28 PM (NWiLs)
"I disagree!"
- - zombie Mr. Whipple (mentor of Joe Biden)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2019 03:29 PM (zBaqJ)
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-42802291
Oh hell, I think that girl lives down the street from me.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 22, 2019 03:29 PM (Kpl3J)
Breaking911
@Breaking911
BREAKING: Mnuchin says U.S. and China have reached deal on currency issues, Chinese negotiators to extend D.C. trip by 2 days - CNBC
Posted by: Jussie Smollet's drug problem at February 22, 2019 03:29 PM (BqBId)
Don let moneh FOOLYA!!!
Posted by: Sponge at February 22, 2019 03:26 PM (IXZGh)
--She was a star as well, and more talented.
I'm just saying she coulda married way, way up.
Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2019 03:30 PM (e7oj4)
Used to be able to get a wax job in Bangkok.
They named that place right
Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at February 22, 2019 03:30 PM (P4Pk9)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2019 03:12 PM (2LelM)
That's the Carradine Special.
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A true happy ending.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 22, 2019 03:30 PM (+y/Ru)
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-42802291
Oh hell, I think that girl lives down the street from me.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 22, 2019 03:29 PM (Kpl3J)
She would've beat R. Kelly's ass.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2019 03:30 PM (NWiLs)
The charges could lead the N.F.L. to discipline Mr. Kraft, even if he is not convicted.
Illegal use of her hands 15 yard penalty repeat 3rd down.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 22, 2019 03:30 PM (TAmPV)
@Breaking911
BREAKING: Mnuchin says U.S. and China have reached deal on currency issues, Chinese negotiators to extend D.C. trip by 2 days - CNBC
Posted by: Jussie Smollet's drug problem at February 22, 2019 03:29 PM (BqBId)
But. but, but, tariffs are evil!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2019 03:30 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 22, 2019 03:16 PM (oh/Sd)
A Bergman shootout scene would last 15 minutes and consist of 14 minutes of Swedish dialogue about the nature of violence and 1 minute of gunfire."
And then no one would be hit, but they would all still die of Ennui.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 22, 2019 03:30 PM (Kpl3J)
I thought the R. Kelly thing was known for a long time already.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2019 02:49 PM (NWiLs)
Creepy porn lawyer is involved in this case, and CNN has the
videotape of him, 42 minutes worth, having sex with a 14 year old.
Apparently the girl keeps referring to her body parts as being 14 years
old.
So... he can't buy his way out of this one.
But yes, everyone has known for decades that R. "Short Eyes" Kelly, likes 'em young.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2019 02:59 PM (cY3LT)
Outside of law enforcement, if you have this video tape, are you trafficking in kiddie pron?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 22, 2019 03:30 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2019 03:31 PM (O2RFr)
278 Took my tablet to work and read most of the ONT, just looked up the link about the 9,000 year old teenage girl, so now wonder was Helen of Troy really a catch?
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-42802291
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2019
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If Helen had looked like that, Paris would have brought her back.
The conflict Homer wrote about was supposed to have happened about, what, 700-900 B.C.? So only about 3000 years ago at the outside. True, we might not think Helen was in a class with . . .
(thinks fast: Most beautiful woman on earth?)
. . . the young Nicole Kidman. But she was probably good-looking for that time.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 22, 2019 03:31 PM (7MRhd)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2019 03:28 PM (NWiLs)
I know, right? I had to get 8-weeks of physical therapy to work-out the muscular atrophy caused by my gimping around on my arthritic hip too long. It worked, but it was sorta like getting smacked with a baseball bat for about 45-minutes 3x/week.
I have no idea how the men and women who do such things can manage day after day. Fingers/Elbows of iron, they have.
Posted by: DocJ at February 22, 2019 03:31 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2019 03:31 PM (6qErC)
Don let moneh FOOLYA!!!
Posted by: Sponge at February 22, 2019 03:26 PM (IXZGh)
--She was a star as well, and more talented.
I'm just saying she coulda married way, way up.
Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2019 03:30 PM (e7oj4)
Look what Bobby Brown did to Whitney Houston. Meh, she did it to herself by shacking up with that fucking lout.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2019 03:31 PM (zBaqJ)
The charges could lead the N.F.L. to discipline Mr. Kraft, even if he is not convicted.
Illegal use of her hands 15 yard penalty repeat 3rd down.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 22, 2019 03:30 PM (TAmPV)
Loss of down.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 22, 2019 03:31 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 22, 2019 03:31 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2019 03:32 PM (O2RFr)
Which brings to mind one of the funnier NewsRadio episodes, "Massage Chair".
"Ah, two of the most exquisite pleasures known to modern man: tobacco and whatever it is this chair is doing to my pelvis."
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 22, 2019 03:32 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: Dude next door in "Office Space" at February 22, 2019 03:32 PM (tu3iY)
Illegal use of her hands 15 yard penalty repeat 3rd down.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 22, 2019 03:30 PM (TAmPV)
Suspend Brady for 8 games this time. See if that works.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2019 03:32 PM (cY3LT)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 22, 2019 03:32 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 22, 2019 03:32 PM (t6MX/)
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-42802291
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I didn't even know they had roller derby 9000 years ago.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 22, 2019 03:32 PM (+y/Ru)
Nervous laughs all around.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2019 03:32 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2019 03:31 PM (zBaqJ)
Yep. She could have had a world full of loving men. She went with a shit midas who got her into drugs.
Everyone gets to go to Hell in their own way, I guess.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 22, 2019 03:32 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2019 03:33 PM (Y5LDn)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 22, 2019 03:26 PM (2fwWU)
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Point taken, but BJ is no longer the god he once was with them. It will be difficult to report on any of this without getting into his involvement at least a little bit.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 22, 2019 03:33 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'looking for my spark of divinity' at February 22, 2019 03:33 PM (9oE3U)
(thinks fast: Most beautiful woman on earth?)
. . . the young Nicole Kidman. But she was probably good-looking for that time.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 22, 2019 03:31 PM (7MRhd)
Spartan women were known to be the most beautiful. They were chosen for their beauty. I have little doubt that they would rival the beauties of any day and any place, just as the Spartan warriors would rival any other warriors of any time or place.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2019 03:33 PM (+pejQ)
Know what I'd do if I had a billion dollars? 2,000 girls at the same
time. Pretty sure I could set that up if I had a billion dollars.
Posted by: Dude next door in "Office Space" at February 22, 2019 03:32 PM (tu3iY)
You'd end up dead, looking like a giant raisin with a smile on its face.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 22, 2019 03:33 PM (t6MX/)
Meh. O'Jay's original cannot be beat.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2019 03:28 PM (zBaqJ)
That being said, I thought The Bullet Boys did a pretty good job.....
Posted by: Sponge at February 22, 2019 03:33 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2019 03:31 PM (zBaqJ)
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True, but I still blame Bobby. That motherfucker has an unbroken .1000 record of destroying the lives of everyone he touched.
Just a true, total bastard.
Posted by: zombie Aaliyah at February 22, 2019 03:33 PM (AzW6q)
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Dude, you know nothing of geometry.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 22, 2019 03:34 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 22, 2019 03:34 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 22, 2019 03:34 PM (AB9tT)
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 22, 2019 03:34 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at February 22, 2019 03:34 PM (BKTpn)
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Dude, you know nothing of geometry.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 22, 2019 03:34 PM (+y/Ru)
Your human notions of geometry are meaningless to me.
Posted by: Dr. Manhattan at February 22, 2019 03:35 PM (NWiLs)
Nervous laughs all around.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2019 03:32 PM (/tuJf)
"Ah, so. PLAVDA!"
- - Fen Fen Ping Ping Ping, Licochet Labbit
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2019 03:35 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 03:35 PM (2Glrq)
Too bad the fbi burned that place down
Posted by: Bill clinton at February 22, 2019 03:35 PM (iCMhY)
Only way we'll hear it is if they can some how connect the person to Trump
Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2019 03:35 PM (O2RFr)
Look what Bobby Brown did to Whitney Houston. Meh, she did it to herself by shacking up with that fucking lout.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2019 03:31 PM (zBaqJ)
There are multiple reports that SHE'S the one that brought the rampant drug use into the relationship there......
Posted by: Sponge at February 22, 2019 03:35 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2019 03:33 PM (+pejQ)
I also recall that they were known for exercising a lot and participating in sports contests with each other, so they were very fit.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 22, 2019 03:35 PM (Kpl3J)
which sticks it to your body. You do not want to see the photos. Like
round red/black hickies all over. crazy man.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'looking for my spark of divinity' at February 22, 2019 03:33 PM (9oE3U)
I had that right before Christmas! I still have a gift certificate for another one. I gotta find it.
Posted by: grammie winger at February 22, 2019 03:35 PM (lwiT4)
As for her apparently angry look, orthodontics professor Manolis Papagrikorakis told Reuters news agency: "It's not possible for her not to be angry during such an era."
Really? Nobody was ever happy 7,000 years ago?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2019 03:36 PM (AllCR)
I'd just be afraid of getting the old lady-boy surprise.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 22, 2019 03:36 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 22, 2019 03:31 PM (dNzKv)
Yes, an since Acting AG Whittaker has stayed there, that means... special prosecutor.
Let's see... Bob Mueller is tied up. Who can we get...
What's Jimmy Clapper up to these days? Think he'd want the job?
Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2019 03:36 PM (cY3LT)
Now they can shrug and say "All rich guys do this," I guess.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2019 03:36 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: stourma at February 22, 2019 03:36 PM (y67bA)
Look what Bobby Brown did to Whitney Houston. Meh, she did it to herself by shacking up with that fucking lout.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2019 03:31 PM (zBaqJ)
There are multiple reports that SHE'S the one that brought the rampant drug use into the relationship there......
Posted by: Sponge at February 22, 2019 03:35 PM (IXZGh)
How convenient that is dead and can't refute or fight back. Just an observation.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2019 03:36 PM (zBaqJ)
How many showgirls did Fredo Corleone bang at a time?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 03:36 PM (2Glrq)
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And just like that, I've been propelled back to 1994.
How nostalgic of him!
It's almost like an artist who does a tour playing all the songs from that great famous album from back in the day!
(Just saw Al Stewart playing his whole "Year of the Cat" album. Damn! What a fun concert!)
Posted by: RKae at February 22, 2019 03:36 PM (J+0CH)
which sticks it to your body. You do not want to see the photos. Like
round red/black hickies all over. crazy man.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'looking for my spark of divinity' at February 22, 2019 03:33 PM (9oE3U)
So does it tenderize?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 22, 2019 03:36 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at February 22, 2019 03:34 PM (BKTpn)
Yeah, because they're trying to drag TRUMP into it because, well TRUMP.....
Posted by: Sponge at February 22, 2019 03:36 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: stourma at February 22, 2019 03:36 PM (y67bA)
"I know, right?"!
- - Jeff Bezos, genital portrait artist
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2019 03:37 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Soothsayer
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Were that all standing in a line at the time?
Posted by: RKae at February 22, 2019 03:37 PM (J+0CH)
As for her apparently angry look, orthodontics professor Manolis Papagrikorakis told Reuters news agency: "It's not possible for her not to be angry during such an era."
Really? Nobody was ever happy 7,000 years ago? "
Blame the Patriarchy.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 22, 2019 03:37 PM (Kpl3J)
I had that right before Christmas! I still have a gift certificate for another one. I gotta find it.
Posted by: grammie winger at February 22, 2019 03:35 PM (lwiT4)
Lol! Grammie you are truly a gem.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'looking for my spark of divinity' at February 22, 2019 03:37 PM (9oE3U)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2019 03:21 PM (Y5LDn)
Just had a coworker abandoned his career, family, financial security for his new girlfriend in Thailand.
We expect him to be arrested as a drug mule at customs once his money runs out.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at February 22, 2019 03:37 PM (8naue)
How many showgirls did Fredo Corleone bang at a time?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 03:36 PM (2Glrq)
Two. And they were Alexandiria Donkey Chompers drink pushers.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2019 03:37 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 03:36 PM (2Glrq)
Most men only having 1 cock, I'm betting, one.
Posted by: Sponge at February 22, 2019 03:38 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Al Gore at February 22, 2019 03:38 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2019 03:31 PM (zBaqJ)
There are multiple reports that SHE'S the one that brought the rampant drug use into the relationship there......
Posted by: Sponge at February 22, 2019 03:35 PM (IXZGh)
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This is what I have heard as well. This being Atlanta, there is a road named Bobby Brown blvd. down by the airport.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 22, 2019 03:38 PM (ffYR/)
How many showgirls did Fredo Corleone bang at a time?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 03:36 PM (2Glrq)
Three at a time. No one can get a drink around here.
Posted by: Moe Green at February 22, 2019 03:38 PM (tu3iY)
Posted by: Sponge at February 22, 2019 03:35 PM (IXZGh)
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Bobby had a drug problem as far back as New Edition, so not sure I buy that.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 22, 2019 03:38 PM (AzW6q)
I was wondering yesterday if it wasn't a warning shot to the Clintons to stay completely out of any more elections. With a bonus of Trump's Labor Secretary being taken down.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 22, 2019 03:38 PM (2fwWU)
Posted by: The poodle at February 22, 2019 03:38 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 22, 2019 03:38 PM (AB9tT)
(Just saw Al Stewart playing his whole "Year of the Cat" album. Damn! What a fun concert!)
Posted by: RKae at February 22, 2019 03:36 PM (J+0CH)
Senior year of high school. Time it was and what a time it was...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2019 03:38 PM (zBaqJ)
Sounded like he was blaming it on bad teeth.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2019 03:39 PM (AllCR)
I'd just be afraid of getting the old lady-boy surprise.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
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With Asians I can't tell if they're 12 or 50.
...Of course, if they're 51 they look like their 100.
Posted by: RKae at February 22, 2019 03:39 PM (J+0CH)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2019
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Yeah, but beauty standards change. You look at even carefully-drawn portraits of what are supposed to be great beauties in the 19th Century, and you saw, "WTF?" Or photographs, when those became available.
Of course, a slim strong frame, a pleasant face with a smile, long hair, and a graceful way of moving can make up for a lot.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 22, 2019 03:39 PM (7MRhd)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 03:39 PM (2Glrq)
How convenient that is dead and can't refute or fight back. Just an observation.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2019 03:36 PM (zBaqJ)
Very true.
Posted by: Sponge at February 22, 2019 03:39 PM (IXZGh)
As for her apparently angry look, orthodontics professor Manolis Papagrikorakis told Reuters news agency: "It's not possible for her not to be angry during such an era."
Really? Nobody was ever happy 7,000 years ago?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2019 03:36 PM (AllCR)
She had anger written into her bones, evidently.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2019 03:39 PM (+pejQ)
What I need is an East German girl. A big thick one.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 03:39 PM (2Glrq)
No little 100lb oriental gal is gonna give you a good massage.
I hate to say this, but only a strong man can give a good massage. I will die before I'd let that happen.
So I've resigned myself to go massage-less for the rest of my life.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 03:20 PM (2Glrq)
I've had professional massages - by properly licensed massage therapists, you pervs - from female therapists, and they were ruthless. A lot of it has to do with technique.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2019 03:24 PM (NWiLs)
And practice. I've had all kinds of massages and the pros have very strong hands/arms and good technique.
Some shopping around might be required Sooth, to find a woman with the right skill set.
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Breaking911
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Posted by: Jussie Smollet's drug problem at February 22, 2019 03:29 PM (BqBId)
And by "currency issues" do they mean "quit manipulating the freaking yuan"?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 22, 2019 03:40 PM (RD7QR)
So does it tenderize?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 22, 2019 03:36 PM (t6MX/)
Lol. actually i was kinda tender for a coupla days.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'looking for my spark of divinity' at February 22, 2019 03:40 PM (9oE3U)
Posted by: Zod at February 22, 2019 03:40 PM (hgpSN)
What a load.
Posted by: Big Chief Weather Beater at February 22, 2019 03:40 PM (ePWRo)
Apparently the girl keeps referring to her body parts as being 14 years old.
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They had video last time, too, but rich celebrity so he was acquitted. If it's true that he admits on the video that she's 14, that might be a problem.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 22, 2019 03:40 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Miklos, photons a-flyin' at February 22, 2019 03:40 PM (zCyNd)
This is what I have heard as well. This being Atlanta, there is a road named Bobby Brown blvd. down by the airport.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 22, 2019 03:38 PM (ffYR/
Frank Zappa has a song entitled "Bobby Brown" on Sheik Yerbouti but that was 10 years before that Bobby Brown came onto the scene. And definitely not PC!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2019 03:40 PM (zBaqJ)
ESPN is reporting that Kraft isn't the biggest name caught up in the sting.
Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at February 22, 2019 03:34 PM (BKTpn)
Yeah, because they're trying to drag TRUMP into it because, well TRUMP.....
Posted by: Sponge at February 22, 2019 03:36 PM (IXZGh)
All these douchey MSM sorts....OK nut up or shut up. Name the other guy.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 22, 2019 03:40 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Miklos, photons a-flyin' at February 22, 2019 03:40 PM (zCyNd)
He was just transitioning into a woman. And Muslim...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2019 03:41 PM (zBaqJ)
So does it tenderize?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 22, 2019 03:36 PM (t6MX/)
Lol. actually i was kinda tender for a coupla days.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'looking for my spark of divinity' at February 22, 2019 03:40 PM (9oE3U)
And looked like you'd hooked up with Cthulhu.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2019 03:41 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 22, 2019 03:41 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 03:41 PM (2Glrq)
I had that done, it's called cupping. Not sure if it works but it sure gives you some awesome hickeys.
Posted by: lin-duh at February 22, 2019 03:41 PM (ODaO0)
This may have already been posted, but this is hilarious. The Daily Show has the Lifetime story coming this fall:
Jussie's Lie.
https://tinyurl.com/y4xonujt
Posted by: redridinghood at February 22, 2019 03:41 PM (hECVl)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2019 03:41 PM (NWiLs)
Go on . . . .
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwold at February 22, 2019 03:42 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2019 03:38 PM (zBaqJ)
A time of innocence. A time of confidences.
Posted by: grammie winger at February 22, 2019 03:42 PM (lwiT4)
Proof the "bad things come in threes" rule applies to alleged sex crimes too, not just dying celebs?
Posted by: LizLem at February 22, 2019 03:42 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at February 22, 2019 03:34 PM (BKTpn)
Sara Lee?
Posted by: Miklos, mmmm....pie at February 22, 2019 03:42 PM (zCyNd)
No shit, in the 18th century, all the "great beauties" looked like Fetal Alcohol Syndrome kids...all eyes and fo'head, with receding chins.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 22, 2019 03:42 PM (2fwWU)
As for her apparently angry look, orthodontics professor Manolis Papagrikorakis told Reuters news agency: "It's not possible for her not to be angry during such an era."
Really? Nobody was ever happy 7,000 years ago? "
Blame the Patriarchy.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 22, 2019
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The media will try to spin it as "She was oppressed." So were the men, you clowns.
Look at this way: If she had bad teeth and arthritis at flipping fifteen, damn right she'd be angry. Imagine having rotted teeth and hip troubles during your sophomore year of high school!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 22, 2019 03:42 PM (7MRhd)
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I didn't even know they had Twatter 9000 years ago.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 22, 2019 03:42 PM (+y/Ru)
With Asians I can't tell if they're 12 or 50.
...Of course, if they're 51 they look like their 100.
Posted by: RKae at February 22, 2019 03:39 PM (J+0CH)
"I ain't sticking my neck out on that one!"
- - Cocaine McYertle
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2019 03:42 PM (zBaqJ)
Had lunch a bit ago in a restaurant that had ESPN on... It was wall to wall Kraft.
Posted by: The poodle at February 22, 2019 03:42 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 22, 2019 03:41 PM (1ISKN)
Not the big titted Russian broad that works here. Lies like a rug.
"My computer is broke."
Wha'd you do?
"NOTHING"
The logs say otherwise........
Posted by: Sponge at February 22, 2019 03:42 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Zod
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Another run... stumble... seizure... cough... puke...
...And then SUDDENLY OK... but on the far side of the street, waving at us.
She should make her "I'm totally healthy" stunt double her running mate!
Posted by: RKae at February 22, 2019 03:43 PM (J+0CH)
Some shopping around might be required Sooth, to find a woman with the right skill set.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Most legit places charge $1 a minute.
If you don't mind rookies, find a legit massage school.
They need the practice (hours) and charge half to a quarter of licensed therapists.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2019 03:43 PM (Y5LDn)
Some people look angry all the time.
But I don't like the people who look like they're smiling all the time because their stupid teeth show like that.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 03:43 PM (2Glrq)
Posted by: hatey bear with asymmetrical balls at February 22, 2019 03:43 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 22, 2019 03:43 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2019 03:38 PM (zBaqJ)
A time of innocence. A time of confidences.
Posted by: grammie winger at February 22, 2019 03:42 PM (lwiT4)
And several chicks who supposedly had the hots for me but I was too clueless at 16 to see it. Why didn't my so-called friends clue me in?!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2019 03:43 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Hillary at February 22, 2019 03:43 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2019 03:41 PM (NWiLs)
lol. fuck ay, thats a great description.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'looking for my spark of divinity' at February 22, 2019 03:44 PM (9oE3U)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 22, 2019 03:38 PM (2fwWU)
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This is entirely possible. She is well past her best used by date now, and getting toxic to Dems. I don't see her getting asked for campaign help by much of anyone anymore.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 22, 2019 03:44 PM (ffYR/)
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In Chaucer's time it was TOTALLY SEXY for a girl to have a gap in her front teeth.
Weird.
Posted by: RKae at February 22, 2019 03:44 PM (J+0CH)
REALTOR TEETH!!
Posted by: Rosanne Barr at February 22, 2019 03:44 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: stourma at February 22, 2019 03:44 PM (Mv/2X)
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I'd hit it.
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary at February 22, 2019 03:43 PM (vg8iE)
"Ficke, Naples, you shit macaroni!"
- - Shirley Stoler in "7 Beauties"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2019 03:45 PM (zBaqJ)
Jussie's Lie.
https://tinyurl.com/y4xonujt
Posted by: redridinghood at February 22, 2019 03:41 PM (hECVl)
The Daily Show can play a nice rousing game of "hide and go fuck itself."
Posted by: Sponge at February 22, 2019 03:45 PM (IXZGh)
Some shopping around might be required Sooth, to find a woman with the right skill set.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Most legit places charge $1 a minute.
If you don't mind rookies, find a legit massage school.
They need the practice (hours) and charge half to a quarter of licensed therapists.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2019 03:43 PM (Y5LDn)
This is not bad advice, but if Sooth wants strength, he wants a woman who's been doing this for a few years. I can tell real quick how long a girl has been doing massage, if she's trained and how much.
Some insurance plans cover therapeutic massage.
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Weird.
Extra if she had teeth
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There's a reason it's called "the worlds oldest profession".
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Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2019 03:45 PM (/rm4P)
It's the Duke lacrosse team!! Swearsies!!
Posted by: ESPN at February 22, 2019 03:45 PM (6rX0K)
Posted by: hatey bear with asymmetrical ball at February 22, 2019 03:45 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: hatey bear with asymmetrical balls at February 22, 2019 03:43 PM (ppBhU)
Like selling your little kid as a sex slave. By all means, let's let those types of things just slide.
Posted by: grammie winger at February 22, 2019 03:45 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2019 03:43 PM (zBaqJ)
Sounds like you've read my autobiography.......
Posted by: Sponge at February 22, 2019 03:46 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2019 03:46 PM (+pejQ)
yes, behavior outside the US is up to the citizen. that international waters thing, was probably after Clinton claimed he didn't inhale (marijuana, only cocaine I guess)
Posted by: illiniwek at February 22, 2019 03:46 PM (Cus5s)
Weird.
Extra if she had teeth
Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2019 03:45 PM (O2RFr)
Lauren Hutton >>>> Tank Abrams.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2019 03:46 PM (zBaqJ)
Apparently the girl keeps referring to her body parts as being 14 years old.
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They had video last time, too, but rich celebrity so he was acquitted. If it's true that he admits on the video that she's 14, that might be a problem.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 22, 2019 03:40 PM (+y/Ru)
The article basically says it's very clear video, no questions regarding it being him, it goes on for 42 minutes, and they are clearly engaging in intercourse.
I don't know exactly what she says, but it's probably something like "F- my 14 year old pu$$y."
The way the story is being told right now, there are substantial differences regarding what his obvious and apparent in this video, from previous cases.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2019 03:46 PM (cY3LT)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'looking for my spark of divinity' at February 22, 2019 03:46 PM (9oE3U)
Posted by: wth at February 22, 2019 03:46 PM (v0R5T)
Quite frankly, I don't think there is ever going to be a report and certainly not a final report until Trump has left the White House.
Posted by: Rocker Blocker at February 22, 2019 03:46 PM (xSIRO)
And several chicks who supposedly had the hots for me but I was too clueless at 16 to see it. Why didn't my so-called friends clue me in?!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2019
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I've missed out on hints from women later in my life than that.
Didn't miss the hints from the redhead who became Wife No. 2. Sometimes I wish I had.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 22, 2019 03:47 PM (7MRhd)
Posted by: big titted Russian broad at February 22, 2019 03:47 PM (ePWRo)
yes, behavior outside the US is up to the citizen. that international waters thing, was probably after Clinton claimed he didn't inhale (marijuana, only cocaine I guess)
Posted by: illiniwek at February 22, 2019 03:46 PM (Cus5s)
International Waters. Maxine with a UNICEF trick or treat box?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2019 03:47 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2019 03:47 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: brak at February 22, 2019 03:48 PM (iCMhY)
So, it's Friday at 4:00PM eastern. What story is going to drop so as to be buried by the weekend?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2019 03:48 PM (zBaqJ)
This would be a good point, except that this is criminal without outlawing all prostitution.
Posted by: hatey bear with asymmetrical ball at February 22, 2019 03:48 PM (ppBhU)
How many showgirls did Fredo Corleone bang at a time? Posted by: Soothsayer
He was banging cocktail waitresses two at a time! Players couldn't get a drink at the table!
Posted by: Moe Greene at February 22, 2019 03:48 PM (TAmPV)
Um, Whittaker isn't acting AG. Barr was confirmed.
Posted by: dagny at February 22, 2019 03:48 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2019 03:48 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Zombie Danny Thomas at February 22, 2019 03:48 PM (UFLLM)
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Posted by: Inogame at February 22, 2019 03:49 PM (ySZHT)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2019 03:46 PM (zBaqJ)
Mike Tyson>>>Tank Abrams
Posted by: Miklos, non-binarily at February 22, 2019 03:49 PM (zCyNd)
ESPN is reporting that Kraft isn't the biggest name caught up in the sting.
Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at February 22, 2019 03:34 PM (BKTpn)
Sara Lee?
Posted by: Miklos, mmmm....pie at February 22, 2019 03:42 PM (zCyNd)
I wasn't in Florida all last year.
Posted by: Giada's Head at February 22, 2019 03:49 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: illiniwek
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Lolita Express. Pedo Island.
Clinton really likes travelling.
Posted by: RKae at February 22, 2019 03:49 PM (J+0CH)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 03:39 P
Angela Merkel?
Posted by: Hands at February 22, 2019 03:49 PM (786Ro)
The Daily Show can play a nice rousing game of "hide and go fuck itself."
Posted by: Sponge at February 22, 2019 03:45 PM (IXZGh)
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Normally, I would never post anything from that disgusting show, but this was really funny.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 22, 2019 03:49 PM (hECVl)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 22, 2019 03:49 PM (AzW6q)
So, it's Friday at 4:00PM eastern. What story is going to drop so as to be buried by the weekend?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
------------------Clinton Foundation offices raided. Three trucks worth of documents and computers seized.
Bill, Hill and Chelsea all in jail...
sorry got carried away.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 22, 2019 03:50 PM (d7Ww2)
Sexy Chaucer girls > Madonna
Posted by: LizLem at February 22, 2019 03:50 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2019 03:50 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Inogame at February 22, 2019 03:49 PM (ySZHT)
She isn't. She's blue checkmark mafia on Twitter. Your local hot barista has more thing than she does.
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Posted by: Soothsayer
Look to Iowa or Nebraska. Prime breeding stock.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2019 03:50 PM (Y5LDn)
Posted by: brak at February 22, 2019 03:48 PM
LMAO. That's what we call a Threadwinnah.
Posted by: Hands at February 22, 2019 03:50 PM (786Ro)
So we have to run the whole circus of QA and getting approvals for deployment, again.
Is the rub n' tug hiring?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2019 03:51 PM (ykYG2)
And several chicks who supposedly had the hots for me but I was too clueless at 16 to see it. Why didn't my so-called friends clue me in?!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2019 03:43 PM (zBaqJ)
Even worse is are the wimmens that had the hots for me when we were adults, and 10 years later getting scolded because I never asked them out.
Apparently telling them "the phone works both ways, sister" isn't a very nice thing to say.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 22, 2019 03:51 PM (veoSD)
477 427
ESPN is reporting that Kraft isn't the biggest name caught up in the sting.
Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at February 22, 2019 03:34 PM (BKTpn)
Sara Lee?
Posted by: Miklos, mmmm....pie at February 22, 2019
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I wouldn't be surprised. I mean, nobody doesn't like her.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 22, 2019 03:51 PM (7MRhd)
Posted by: Puddin Head
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Ever read "Fatal Subtraction"?
It's Buchwald's account of how he got totally screwed after he wrote the original story for the movie "Coming To America."
Posted by: RKae at February 22, 2019 03:51 PM (J+0CH)
Some insurance plans cover therapeutic massage.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 22, 2019 03:45 PM (bcbK
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I dated a real massage therapist for a while. She had a great body, but her arms/shoulders were almost as big as mine at the time.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 22, 2019 03:51 PM (ffYR/)
No. It would still exist if prostitution were legal. Probably worse.... it's done because the poverty in many countries makes it easy to dupe parents of young girls and young girls themselves into falling for a promise to make money overseas as a house cleaner.
I am fine with legalizing prostitution, but it woudn't help with trafficking, just give it a bigger market.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 22, 2019 03:51 PM (2fwWU)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger, Now With Great Uncliness at February 22, 2019 03:51 PM (0z7No)
Posted by: dagny a
And he's done no more than Sessions
Posted by: Big Chief Weather Beater and his horse, Paint at February 22, 2019 03:51 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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Um... are we "asking for a friend"?
Posted by: RKae at February 22, 2019 03:52 PM (J+0CH)
How nostalgic of him!
It's almost like an artist who does a tour playing all the songs from that great famous album from back in the day!
(Just saw Al Stewart playing his whole "Year of the Cat" album. Damn! What a fun concert!)
Posted by: RKae at February 22, 2019 03:36 PM (J+0CH)
--As I mentioned above, LeBron James is doing a re-make of Space Jam.
This is what I have heard as well. This being Atlanta, there is a road named Bobby Brown blvd. down by the airport.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 22, 2019 03:38 PM (ffYR/)
--Chris Rock riffed on that hilariously.
Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2019 03:52 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Soothsayer
Look to Iowa or Nebraska. Prime breeding stock.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2019 03:50 PM (Y5LDn)
There are a lot of thick ones there. Which is one reason I moved out.
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Posted by: Robert Kraft at February 22, 2019 03:52 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: hatey bear with asymmetrical balls
There's a reason it's called "the worlds oldest profession".
Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2019 03:45 PM (Y5LDn)
Except there really are organized groups who basically kidnap young girls and boys, rip them from their home countries, send them all over the world, to Europe, Arabia, Asia, America, and rent them out to men who like 'em young. These men aren't interested in adult prostitutes. They want kids. They want sex slaves. They want to use them as long as they can, and then turn them out again, when the kid gets too old (or too pregnant), and then get another one.
Disposable humans.
That's real trafficking and there are thousands of kids in these situations.
Which is NOT the same thing as a typical Vietnamese/Korean/Filipino massage parlor.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2019 03:52 PM (cY3LT)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 03:52 PM (2Glrq)
It's a good sign Jussie is done. Once you are free game for Hollywood ridicule there is no going back.
Posted by: LizLem at February 22, 2019 03:52 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at February 22, 2019 03:52 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Big Chief Weather Beater and his horse, Paint
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I have a coffee table that's done more than Sessions.
Posted by: RKae at February 22, 2019 03:52 PM (J+0CH)
Just wait until Jemele Hill et al find out the remaining names where Kraft and his buddies went.
I can't wait. I bet she goes silent.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 22, 2019 03:52 PM (OKeCc)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2019 03:53 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2019 03:50 PM (aKsyK)
If you're on a flagged boat then the laws of that state apply. If you are not on any such territory then there's no law for you to be breaking.
There has to be a legal authority for there to be a law in order to break it. As much as the globalists wish, there is no such thing outside of the nation-states.
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Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 22, 2019 03:53 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2019 03:53 PM (AllCR)
Some insurance plans cover therapeutic massage.
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I dated a real massage therapist for a while. She had a great body, but her arms/shoulders were almost as big as mine at the time.
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Heh. Me too. I like fit girls, used to date female bodybuilders back when I was young and beautiful.
The girl I dated used to really decorate her feet. Toe rings and all that. It was the part of her body the customers saw the most
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How many showgirls did Fredo Corleone bang at a time?
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Three at a time. No one can get a drink around here.
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it was cocktail waitresses...
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*
Because THEY were trying to bang them.
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--Used to write for SI, then was a talking head on ESPN, and even the Mickey Mouse Sports Network got tired of her racist POS antics.
Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2019 03:54 PM (e7oj4)
There's a way to solve that, but it'll get ugly.
Because the court system can't or won't handle it.
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The Smolletts have also been outspoken politically and, since their school years, devoted to causes like H.I.V./AIDS prevention and ending apartheid. They were raised in the orbit of the Black Panthers and, lately, have lent their voices to the Black Lives Matter movement. Their trajectory, from child stars to successful adults, is born of their family and its history of activism.
"Their sense of justice is very strong, and it permeates everything that they do," said Alfre Woodard, who has known Jussie and Jurnee since they were children. . .
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Um, Whittaker isn't acting AG. Barr was confirmed.
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Yeah, I don't keep up with that stuff. Same joke applies.
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You'd better read "Enslaved." Countries with legal prostitution need to supply the product and are major users of trafficking.
Legal prostitution as a solution to misery is a myth.
I will continue to be those people who fights to keep prostitution illegal.
It's sick to think "Well, there are always going to be destitute women; let's take advantage of that since it's happening."
Posted by: RKae at February 22, 2019 03:57 PM (J+0CH)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 22, 2019 03:51 PM (2fwWU
Summary execution of sex traffickers would be a rather good deterrent!
Posted by: Senator Hrothgar at February 22, 2019 03:57 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2019 03:43 PM (zBaqJ)
How about the ones you had the hots for when they were hot who come looking for you decades later when they ain't so hot anymore?
Posted by: JoeF. at February 22, 2019 03:57 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2019 03:52 PM (cY3LT)
Yup.
There is a lot of illegal immigration in port cities for those rub and tug places. But not young girls, not even in Everett. Different market and different clientele.
Honestly, I'd like to see prostitution decriminalized. Ever since porn was legalized, there is literally no difference between having sex on camera for money and doing with the camera off, if you ask me.
Both should be legal or both should be illegal. Legal, at least you can avoid them getting harassed and shaken down by cops.
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Posted by: R Kelly at February 22, 2019 03:57 PM (cCxiu)
Lisa Borders, the CEO of the #TimesUp movement, resigned because her son was accused of sexual assault and she felt a desire to protect him from the allegation. Sounds like she isn't blindly believing the accuser in this case.
Why do I think that everytime a liberal is visited by his or her hypocrisy, Trump gave it the addess?
Posted by: blaster at February 22, 2019 03:57 PM (9VeU0)
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There's a way to solve that, but it'll get ugly.
Because the court system can't or won't handle it.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2019 03:54 PM (Y5LDn)
You're absolutely right. There are ways to solve that.
But it almost seems like, with how little governments, both third world shitholes AND western Democracies, do to stop the activities, they don't WANT to stop it.
Funny how that works.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2019 03:57 PM (cY3LT)
Weird.
Extra if she had teeth
Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2019 03:45 PM (O2RFr)
What's so weird?
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491 I went to college with Art Buckwalds' daughter.
Posted by: Puddin Head
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Ever read "Fatal Subtraction"?
It's Buchwald's account of how he got totally screwed after he wrote the original story for the movie "Coming To America."
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No. Never did. Can't remember his daughters name but we were friends. She was short like her father. Funny, I had forgot all about her until JJ mentioned Art. I met him and his wife when they were both visiting campus. Funny guy. He was very interested in the fact that my Father was a Marine. Seems Art was very proud of being a Marine. Today he would not make it past the first interview with WAPO.
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Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 22, 2019 03:57 PM (AM1GF)
It's not Rush.
It a not Trump.
It's not Tiger Woods
Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at February 22, 2019 03:56 PM (BKTpn)
OMG it's Mike Pence
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Worth watching.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 22, 2019 03:56 PM (eBJ9w)
--Also, Season 2 of The Wire.
Best season of an awesome series.
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Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at February 22, 2019 03:58 PM (BKTpn)
Fen, FWIW, the R Kelly kid-diddling has been one of those open secrets for years. Stories about him have been mentioned for years on the same sites that were posting about Weinstein and Bryan Singer.
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*
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Posted by: JoeF. at February 22, 2019 03:54 PM (NFEMn)
I had a lot of friends who were girls (as opposed to girlfriends) who knew and did not say jack. Meh, some were one in the same
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2019 03:59 PM (zBaqJ)
It a not Trump.
It's not Tiger Woods
Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at February 22, 2019 03:56 PM (BKTpn)
Probably another owner or general manager of a team. It doesn't have to be football--it could be another sport.
Spring training is going on and sports people all hang out.
Could be a MLB player.
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Lets start with seditious FBI Agents and work ourselves up to slavers.
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That woman could give a good massage. Total sadist while doing so but when she was done I could stand with out pain.
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It's not Rush.
It a not Trump.
It's not Tiger Woods
Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at February 22, 2019 03:56 PM (BKTpn)
.....and you know this how?
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least I can do
and pray
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If we were serious, it would be a Day of f'n Rage.
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Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 22, 2019 04:00 PM (ffYR/)
Sure. Of course. But you're going to have to fight that battle regardless of what the rules are for adults. Kraft is looking at 60 days in county jail, for example. There's no reason not to have entirely separate policies for children and adults (kind of how pornography works).
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Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2019 03:54 PM (W+vEI)
So the family supports jailing "Jussie," then? What with their very strong sense of justice and all.
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Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2019 03:59 PM (zBaqJ)
No one wants to see a potential suitor taken off the market. Maybe these girl "friends" wanted to keep you around .....just in case.
I've had that happen.
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Posted by: Senator Hrothgar at February 22, 2019 04:01 PM (f3oO4)
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You'd better read "Enslaved." Countries with legal prostitution need to supply the product and are major users of trafficking.
Legal prostitution as a solution to misery is a myth.
I will continue to be those people who fights to keep prostitution illegal.
It's sick to think "Well, there are always going to be destitute women; let's take advantage of that since it's happening."
Posted by: RKae at February 22, 2019 03:57 PM (J+0CH)
Germany's prostitution is about as mundane and unsexy as it could possibly be, but it's a thriving business. And I don't think the gals doing it are necessarily destitute.
And I'm pretty sure the Germans are VERY harsh on punishing illegal prostitution.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2019 04:02 PM (cY3LT)
it's an ok movie
the plot concerns traffiking
Bruce Willis is in it in a minor role
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It a not Trump.
It's not Tiger Woods
Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at February 22, 2019 03:56 PM (BKTpn)
And it wouldn't be Tom Brady.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 22, 2019 04:02 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2019 03:54 PM (W+vEI)
...........
So... uppity?
I denounce myself.
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Ace is a girthy Eastern European woman?
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Who could have seen that coming?
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Of course... They're still manufacturing , I mean writing , it.
Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2019 04:04 PM (O2RFr)
Seems blowing out a player's knee with shoddy products doesn't hurt the bottom line.
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Posted by: Ben Had at February 22, 2019 04:04 PM (eBJ9w)
I was thinking of Robert Kraft, not R. Kelly.
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Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 04:05 PM (2Glrq)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2019 04:05 PM (Y5LDn)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2019 04:04 PM (6qErC)
I thought that Montana was where one went to become an Amway tycoon.
Posted by: Miklos, possibly mistaken at February 22, 2019 04:05 PM (zCyNd)
It a not Trump.
It's not Tiger Woods
Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at February 22, 2019 03:56 PM (BKTpn)
.........
It's the Homos!
Posted by: wth at February 22, 2019 04:05 PM (v0R5T)
Well, they're active in BLM and MeToo, so I'm thinking no. Which reminds me, the president of MeToo resigned last week.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2019 04:06 PM (W+vEI)
He is a Russian agent.
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Brauchen
Behover
Tarvitsevat
Skal
Trenger
Potrzebowac
Potrebne"
Hmmm. Wonder if he's trying to tell us something?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2019 04:08 PM (6qErC)
And I'm pretty sure the Germans are VERY harsh on punishing illegal prostitution.
Posted by: BurtTC
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OOPS! Germany is specifically mentioned in "Enslaved."
Women are rounded up in the Philippines, lied to about getting hotel jobs in Europe, then coxed into taking on the loan to travel to Germany, where they are trapped into prostitution.
Try again.
It's this simple: You get married, and that's the person you have sex with. For the rest of your life.
There is no option #2.
Everything outside of that will eventually become a poison that rots everything around it.
Posted by: RKae at February 22, 2019 04:08 PM (J+0CH)
Posted by: Senator Hrothgar at February 22, 2019 03:57 PM (f3oO4)
From your mouth to God's ears.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 22, 2019 04:10 PM (2fwWU)
Brauchen
Behover
Tarvitsevat
Skal
Trenger
Potrzebowac
Potrebne
Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2019 04:05 PM (Y5LDn)
Chadash
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2019 04:11 PM (+pejQ)
It a not Trump.
It's not Tiger Woods
Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at February 22, 2019 03:56 PM (BKTpn)
.........
It's the Homos!
Posted by: wth at February 22, 2019 04:05 PM (v0R5T)
They are behind it all.
Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at February 22, 2019 04:14 PM (BKTpn)
FTFY
I don't get it either.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 22, 2019 02:55 PM (Boy/L)
A 77 year old widower , with billions, wants to go somewhere where no one knows him. I doubt he gave them his real name, he ended up giving the cops his real name when he was arrested during the raid.
Kraft to me, always seemed to be just a few minutes away from Alzheimers. Probably had his chauffeur drop him off.
Prostitution is not a victimless crime. The prostitutes are incredibly screwed up mentally and emotionally.
Those who want to see it legalized, I ask if you would urge your wife, daughter, granddaughter or other women in your life to become one?
I'll be happy if this geezer and the other 200 dolts all get to serve some time in jail, or at least picking up trash alongside the road. Even better will be a wholesale infection with gonorrhea or mrsa for the entire lot.
Posted by: Jen the original at February 22, 2019 04:16 PM (4WbdM)
Really? He could do that?
Posted by: torabora at February 22, 2019 04:24 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Bob from Boston at February 22, 2019 04:24 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: torabora at February 22, 2019 04:27 PM (Y274z)
Kraft: The whole NFL, at the players level, is a big nonstop sex/drugs/crime orgy. Why can't staff and management get their rocks off too?
Posted by: gp at February 22, 2019 04:29 PM (mk9aG)
Dental floss rancher.
Posted by: Bob from Boston at February 22, 2019 04:29 PM (Ndje9)
and, It's weirdly interesting in a "what fucked you up" kind of way that there are so many young female school teachers aroused by pubescents.
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