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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (2/20/19)
Quote I
“We need to kick luxury real estate lobbyists to the curb and defend working people’s way of life. Skyrocketing cost of living is a national crisis that CAN be addressed. It’s not just an NYC issue - it’s happening in every US metro area.” Rep. Alexandria Occasional Cortex (D-Mars)
Quote II
“In terms of policy, I don’t have a lot of problems with what he’s doing. He’s a bit of a brat, I guess you could say. And that is astounding for people especially for people who come from the more liberal side of politics. They’re used to being the brats.” Kelsey Grammer
Quote III
"I think Bernie did an incredible service for this country in his campaign in 2016, and it fundamentally changed the debate. I think we’re in a new situation here. There’s obviously a different dynamic, and I think everyone should assess the current situation we’re in. "I do not rule out any particular path for myself," MayorWarren Wilhelm Jr.Bill De Blasio
Quote IV
The demand for racism has far outpaced the supply, so radicals like Smollett now use homemade alternatives. Taylor Day
Quote V
“If the U.S. armed forces made such short work of a hardened goon like Saddam Hussein, imagine what they could do to the soft and sybaritic Saudi royal family,” Max Boot
Mercedes AA Class
Fake stories can be propelled by fake surveys. The NRA calls out the Giffords Law Center.
Where it becomes a real problem is when those numbers used are false or misleading, and the National Rifle Association is calling out Giffords for using those kinds of numbers [emphasis NRA]: In a 2/14/19 article by Julia Manchester posted on The Hill.com, the reporter says that “The Giffords Law Center, a gun control advocacy group, found in a poll one month after the Parkland shooting last year that 69 percent of National Rifle Association members expressed support” for gun control.
After all the controversy, children are still being berated by grown adults for wearing President Donald Trump’s “Make America Great Again” hats. The latest incident making the rounds occurred recently at a Vans store in Overland Park, Kansas, according to a video posted online by Ryan Fournier, the National Chairman for Students for Trump. “Trump Derangement Syndrome is real,” Fournier tweeted. “A Vans store employee at Oak Park Mall, Kansas told a 14-year-old “f*ck you” for wearing a MAGA hat. Let’s get him fired.”Just a guess. This little prick never faced any consequences for his crappy behavior early in life.
Did you ever wonder why your car made a weird noise when just one window is open? It's That Damned Helmholtz Resonance! H/T Hank Curmudgeon
It can be as loud as standing alongside a Boeing 767 at takeoff. And it’s about as irritating as having someone thumping on a bass drum in the back seat. Whether you call it wind throb or buffeting or just plain annoying, it happens when someone in the car opens a single window at speed and it stops when a second window rolls down. The phenomenon that produces this noise is the Helmholtz Resonance, the same principle that makes a bottle hum when you blow over its open top. It’s the interaction of the gas in a container with a single orifice and the other gases that are, um, passing over that orifice. In this case, the container is the car. The interaction between the two masses of air produces vortexes that compress and decompress the air, producing the throbbing effect. Hermann von Helmholtz, the German physician and physicist who described this interaction, died in 1894 and was thus unavailable for comment.
Fake News? You decide.
The United States is doing pretty poorly in reducing emissions. For The New York Times, Brad Plumer and Blacki Migloiozzi, show the current status and what could happen if the U.S. adopted more drastic plans already in place around the world.
Wired for negativity? No shit.
Maybe you forgot to turn your slow cooker on before heading out on your hike, you had to endure a traffic jam that made you 20 minutes late to work, or a colleague made a passive aggressive comment in a meeting. Suddenly every minuscule inconvenience, from misspelled names on lattes to missing the elevator door, seems like a plot to incite your inner fury. When one small event throws a wedge into our day it can sometimes send us down a slippery, hours-long slope of exasperated huffs and cranky faces. But why is it so hard to shake the frustration or anger?
Is internet dating killing the workplace romance?
In the 1940s, most people in a relationship in the US reported meeting their partner in one of three ways: through family, friends, or school. But starting in the 1970s, as the share of women in the workforce rose, so did the ratio of couples who started out as coworkers. From the late 1970s to the early 1990s, nearly one in five US couples reported having met in the workplace.
I met the fabulous Mrs. Mis. Hum. on the job. If we met today I would be to frightened by the harassment rules/laws that are in effect in the work place.
Shoe0nHead of course NSFW
Rib eye steaks should come from a farm or a ranch and not a Lab.
A FUTURE IN which your hamburger is grown from animal cells in a lab is rapidly approaching. The idea is that by culturing meat in a vat, you not only cut down on animal slaughter but greatly reduce emissions, on account of cattle taking a lot of energy to raise and butcher and ship. That's not to mention their digestive systems venting a significant amount of the greenhouse gas methane into the atmosphere. That’s the idea, anyway. The problem is that there’s very little data to back up the assumption that in vitro or cultured meat, as it’s also known, would be better for the environment than cattle. Scientists know the impact of that cattle; in the US, animal agriculture is responsible for around 4 percent of greenhouse gas emissions. But we hit a snag with quantifying the impact of wide-scale production of in vitro meat, because it, um, doesn’t exist yet.
As long as our country has these type of people we have a chance. A young man with solid values. H/T Bitter Clinger
AUSTIN, Texas (KXAN) – A 7-year-old boy is going viral in a community northwest of Austin after he set up a hot chocolate stand to raise money for President Donald Trump’s border wall. Jennifer Stevens says it all began when her son, Benton, watched Trump’s State of the Union Address on Feb. 5. “He wanted to know about the wall so we explained what it was about and he (Benton) was like ‘I want to raise money for the wall,’” she said.
Uncle Meat
February 20, 1980, AC/DC singer Bon Scott was pronounced dead on arrival at a London hospital after a heavy night's drinking. Scott was found in the passenger seat of a friend's parked car. The official coroner's report stated that he had "drunk himself to death", after suffocating on his own vomit. via thisdayinmusic.com
February 20, 1950, Born on this day, Walter Becker, bass, guitar, vocals, songwriter with American group Steely Dan who had the 1973 US No.11 single 'Reeling In The Years' and nine other US Top 30 hits. Steely Dan's 'Two Against Nature' won a Grammy in 2001 for Album of the year. Becker has produced records for Rickie Lee Jones, China Crisis and Michael Franks. Becker died on 3 September 2017 aged 67.via thisdayinmusic.com
I enjoy f*cking with Mother Earth everyday.
Streaming is the most popular way people listen to music, but old formats like cassettes and vinyl have both seen an increase in sales in recent years. In fact, vinyl has seen a remarkable sales increase of 1,427% since 2007, selling around around four million LPs in 2018 in the UK alone. Since the popularity of vinyl shows no signs of stopping soon, this means that more non-recyclable discs will be manufactured – which could have a negative impact on the environment.
Advance romance.
From the Drudge Report to The New York Times, sex robots are rapidly becoming a part of the national conversation about the future of sex and relationships. Behind the headlines, a number of companies are currently developing robots designed to provide humans with companionship and sexual pleasure – with a few already on the market. Unlike sex toys and dolls, which are typically sold in off-the-radar shops and hidden in closets, sexbots may become mainstream. A 2017 survey suggested almost half of Americans think that having sex with robots will become a common practice within 50 years.
Hey, I thought Orange Man was going to put all the gheys into concentration camps. 'Trump administration launches global effort to end criminalization of homosexuality.
The administration is responding in part to a reported hanging of a young gay man in Iran, Trump’s top geopolitical foe.'
The Trump administration is launching a global campaign to end the criminalization of homosexuality in dozens of nations where it's still illegal to be gay, U.S. officials tell NBC News, a bid aimed in part at denouncing Iran over its human rights record. U.S. Ambassador to Germany Richard Grenell, the highest-profile openly gay person in the Trump administration, is leading the effort, which kicks off Tuesday evening in Berlin. The U.S. embassy is flying in LGBT activists from across Europe for a strategy dinner to plan to push for decriminalization in places that still outlaw homosexuality — mostly concentrated in the Middle East, Africa and the Caribbean. “It is concerning that, in the 21st century, some 70 countries continue to have laws that criminalize LGBTI status or conduct,” said a U.S. official involved in organizing the event.
Oh
Writer/reporter Luke Thompson divulged last week that Rep. Alexander Ocasio-Cortez, D-NY, set up her boyfriend, Riley Roberts, with an official house.gov email address, noting that he was “drawing a salary on the taxpayer’s dime.” The self-avowed democratic socialistic was quick to dispute that notion, responding to say Roberts was set with the email account to access her Google calendar, which may not be entirely within House rules, given that they don’t appear to be married — the haste in which Ocasio-Cortez responded verified the accuracy of the boyfriend having a government email address.
Kilee Nicole Cunningham, of the 100 block of Indian Spring Drive in Hamilton Township, was reimbursed for the money lost in the machine but punched the glass on the game, police said. She was told to leave Blue Mountain Lanes in the 400 block of East Morrestown Road, but instead requested more alcohol, police said. When she was refused, she threw a cup of water in the face of an employee before heading out, police said. An officer caught up to Cunningham and a man walking north of East Moorestown Road near Route 33, police said. When asking for identification, the officer noticed both smelled of alcohol, police said. Cunningham refused the request and after yelling obscenities, slurring her words and losing her balance, the officer determined she was “manifestly under the influence of alcohol to the point (police) felt she was a danger to herself or others,” police said.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 09:55 PM (P96Ys)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 20, 2019 09:55 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: ALH at February 20, 2019 09:55 PM (SqKDB)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 20, 2019 09:56 PM (/n1y/)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 20, 2019 09:56 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 09:56 PM (P96Ys)
Miley tastes her first (deep) fried green tomatoes tonight.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 20, 2019 09:56 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: ALH at February 20, 2019 09:56 PM (SqKDB)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 09:57 PM (f3oO4)
Miley tastes her first (deep) fried green tomatoes tonight.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 20, 2019 09:56 PM (f1Vqw)
Oh yum. I love them.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 09:57 PM (P96Ys)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at February 20, 2019 09:57 PM (CLcKT)
Elizabeth Warren Claims Two Men In Colonial Outfits Assaulted Her With Smallpox-Infested Blankets
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 20, 2019 09:57 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 09:57 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 09:57 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 20, 2019 09:57 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at February 20, 2019 09:57 PM (W2J+a)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2019 09:58 PM (0tfLf)
Elizabeth Warren Claims Two Men In Colonial Outfits Assaulted Her With Smallpox-Infested Blankets
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 20, 2019 09:57 PM (+lVUW)
I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 09:58 PM (P96Ys)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2019 09:58 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 20, 2019 09:57 PM (Y4EXg)
Amazing, right?
Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 09:59 PM (P96Ys)
I know a restaurant where that is a standard appetizer. I need to get back there!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 09:59 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 09:59 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: ALH at February 20, 2019 09:59 PM (SqKDB)
Dude.
Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 10:00 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: DocJ at February 20, 2019 10:00 PM (9fXnJ)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 20, 2019 10:00 PM (0ogxh)
Posted by: blaster, Abolish FBI at February 20, 2019 10:00 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 20, 2019 10:00 PM (cRkMZ)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 20, 2019 10:00 PM (BJlbN)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 10:01 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 09:59 PM (dUJdY)
Are you saying I was thinking of you when choosing tonight's photo?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 20, 2019 10:01 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Barky the dog eater at February 20, 2019 10:01 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 20, 2019 10:02 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 10:02 PM (P96Ys)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 20, 2019 10:00 PM (BJlbN
Not an 'ette like you.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 20, 2019 10:02 PM (aA3+G)
***
You know a simple way to lower the cost of living in American cities? Arrest/expel the illegals.
Less demand, lower costs.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 20, 2019 10:02 PM (cRkMZ)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 10:01 PM (dUJdY)
I'm excited to get it!
Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 10:03 PM (P96Ys)
Posted by: huerfano at February 20, 2019 10:03 PM (6e1eX)
Posted by: Notorious Miklos at February 20, 2019 10:03 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 10:03 PM (dUJdY)
Huhuhuh. You said 'orifice'. And 'gas.'
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 20, 2019 10:03 PM (0ogxh)
****
What a great explanation.
I am still certain that the "Heil Trump" gang of white supremacists in Charlottesville were liberal plants. Just like "MAGA country" which nobody ever says but liberals, these guy had tiki torches and were chanting "Heil Trump" like complete liberal caricatures of what they need us to be, and they were naturally right there first in line for the cameras.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 20, 2019 10:04 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 20, 2019 10:04 PM (cRkMZ)
Posted by: Notorious Miklos, ten more reps, dammit! at February 20, 2019 10:04 PM (zCyNd)
The Whistle Stop Café is still in business, and they have the best Fried Green Tomatoes, and their barbecue is pretty good, too.
Secret's in the sauce.
Posted by: ALH at February 20, 2019 10:04 PM (SqKDB)
-Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 09:59 PM (P96Ys)
Nicely played, darlin'. ...nicely played.
Posted by: Slapweasel at February 20, 2019 10:05 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: CN at February 20, 2019 10:05 PM (U7k5w)
Better hurry up the investigation.
They only have 12 years.
Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 10:05 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2019 09:58 PM (oVJmc) "
Those were like the Osborne, right?
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 10:05 PM (icI8A)
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The guy who organized was a Dem - he'd worked for Obama.
I'd guess most of the people who showed up were what they seemed though.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 20, 2019 10:05 PM (cRkMZ)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at February 20, 2019 10:05 PM (UFLLM)
Would you ever let someone see it?
What would you do if all the sudden you got a real date and she wanted to come back to your place? Would you throw the robot out the window?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 10:05 PM (pUDQf)
-Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 10:03 PM (P96Ys)
I've heard that phrase on numerous occasions.
Posted by: Slapweasel at February 20, 2019 10:06 PM (Ckg4U)
I am still certain that the "Heil Trump" gang of white supremacists in Charlottesville were liberal plants.
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At the very least, it's quite likely that the guy in charge was. The SPLC's profile on the guy noted that right up until just before the 2016 election, he'd been a lefty.
Also, he apparently had some kind of personal feud with one of the city's politicans (the mayor, I think, though I can't remember for certain).
Posted by: junior at February 20, 2019 10:06 PM (Fp6vo)
-Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 09:59 PM (P96Ys)
Nicely played, darlin'. ...nicely played.
Posted by: Slapweasel at February 20, 2019 10:05 PM (Ckg4U)
Awwww, Slap. I KNEW you'd be proud of me!
Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 10:06 PM (P96Ys)
You'd have to be insane to go out with someone on the job today. Just the approach can be considered harassment, and if you do start going out, and the relationship goes south, she can retaliate by suing you and your employer for sexual harassment. (I have seen this happen in a company I used to work for.)
Posted by: The ARC of History at February 20, 2019 10:06 PM (I2/tG)
589 458 Did the Coast Guard actually issue threats?
Or did he say "What I'd like to do is. . . " like most leftists do when talking about Trump.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 20, 2019 09:24 PM (AyNAw)
AFAIK or have seen, no specific threats, just research and desires, coupled with the weapons charges.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 10:05 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 10:06 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Slapweasel at February 20, 2019 10:06 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 20, 2019 10:06 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2019 09:58 PM (oVJmc)
Heh. Real Men build their own from a Tandy kit.
Posted by: Miklos, punching cards over here. boss! at February 20, 2019 10:07 PM (zCyNd)
She's being thrown under the bus. It's too close to 2020 to put up with nut jobs.
Posted by: ALH at February 20, 2019 10:07 PM (SqKDB)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 10:07 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Max Boot at February 20, 2019 10:07 PM (icI8A)
FTFH
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 20, 2019 10:07 PM (CCON5)
Posted by: Miklos, glass more than half full at February 20, 2019 10:07 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 20, 2019 10:07 PM (/n1y/)
date and she wanted to come back to your place? Would you throw the
robot out the window?
Posted by: AlaBAMA
----
Maybe say "Klaatu barada nikto" and hope for the best?
Posted by: Tonypete at February 20, 2019 10:08 PM (Y4EXg)
-Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 10:03 PM (P96Ys)
I've heard that phrase on numerous occasions.
Posted by: Slapweasel at February 20, 2019 10:06 PM (Ckg4U)
Uhhh, uuumm--in my case you can certainly take that statement a variety of ways.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 10:08 PM (P96Ys)
I took a couple of sociology classes in college. They benefited me in that I learned about surveys and polls. The wording of the questions, the methods of picking respondents, the number of people questioned, and many other methodology issues affect the results. A gun control advocacy group doing a survey about gun control is a joke.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 20, 2019 10:08 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Slapweasel at February 20, 2019 10:08 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: ibguy at February 20, 2019 10:08 PM (EHVbt)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2019 10:08 PM (NWiLs)
Quick question: Are the steel beam walls that are being erected on the border magnetic? I'm thinking of designing a drone that has magnetic "feet" that allows them to perch on top of those walls.
Posted by: Serious Cat at February 20, 2019 10:09 PM (Xqo6t)
Posted by: blaster, Abolish FBI at February 20, 2019 10:09 PM (ZfRYq)
Yes
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 10:03 PM (dUJdY)
Be careful if you gripe about the music.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 20, 2019 10:09 PM (aA3+G)
robot out the window?
Posted by: AlaBAMA
every robot deserves its own charging closet
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 20, 2019 10:09 PM (BJlbN)
I am WAY overdue. Hook me up, pale penis people!
Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 10:09 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Slapweasel at February 20, 2019 10:09 PM (Ckg4U)
She's in Congress because she got 18,000 votes in a Democratic primary with 12% turnout.
She's now a target for mainstream Democrats.
Posted by: The ARC of History at February 20, 2019 10:09 PM (I2/tG)
to come back to your place? Would you throw the robot out the window?
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Robot threesome!
Posted by: Oscar Isaac from Ex Machina at February 20, 2019 10:10 PM (cRkMZ)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 10:10 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Methos at February 20, 2019 10:10 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2019 10:10 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 20, 2019 10:07 PM (/n1y/)
Hey! I had a 240z AND a 260z!
Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 10:10 PM (P96Ys)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at February 20, 2019 10:10 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 10:10 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 10:11 PM (dUJdY)
Point of inquiry: Does the Prima Nocta accrue to Ace or to MisHum?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 20, 2019 10:11 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 10:11 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 10:11 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 10:11 PM (dUJdY)
___
I'd like to subscribe to your news letter.
Posted by: Robert McNamara at February 20, 2019 10:11 PM (cRkMZ)
We did the accounting jokes yesterday.
Posted by: Miklos, on a cash basis at February 20, 2019 10:12 PM (zCyNd)
71 Sweet ONT - Thanks, MisHum!
And Big Sis with the Frist - WooHoo!!
Posted by: ibguy at February 20, 2019 10:08 PM (EHVbt)
Ya know, Li'l bro, it's the little things in life!
Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 10:12 PM (P96Ys)
Would you ever let someone see it?
What would you do if all the sudden you got a real date and she
wanted to come back to your place? Would you throw the robot out the
window?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 10:05 PM (pUDQf)
In the future, dating will consists of people letting their sexbots go at each other.
Posted by: Methos at February 20, 2019 10:12 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Morticia Addams at February 20, 2019 10:12 PM (MI74Q)
Evening Horde
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at February 20, 2019 10:12 PM (vVLnV)
Would you ever let someone see it? NO
What would you do if all the sudden you got a real date and she wanted to come back to your place? RUN AWAY
Would you throw the robot out the window? NO. WOULD THROW "REAL DATE" OUT WINDOW
Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 10:12 PM (LL1Be)
Iranian stooge.
I remain convinced that a bunch of the cash Obama shipped to Iran got recycled back to Washington, DC.
It would be really interesting to look at Valerie Jarrett's financial records over the last few years.
Posted by: The ARC of History at February 20, 2019 10:12 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 10:13 PM (pUDQf)
You'll have to insert Occasional-Cortex's quote here because Pixy won't let me include it. Here's my response:
OK sugartits, if you were at all serious about defending working people's way of life, here's what you'd be doing: you'd be working to reduce taxes for everyone. You'd be working to reduce regulations, particularly the unnecessary ones. You'd recognize that Global Warming is a hoax, always has been and you'd be working to debunk that every day. You'd be working your ass off to raise working American's standard of living like your political life depended on it.
You'd appreciate the role that wealth creation plays in the free market and work to promote that all the time. You'd abandon socialism, communism, social justice, political correctness and progressivism and every other form of -isms that is contrary to the freedom contained in our Constitution. You'd be telling everybody within earshot what propagandists the MFM are and start calling out their lies.
But we know you will never do these things because you don't believe in them. You are worthless as an American and a danger as a progressive politician.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 20, 2019 10:13 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 10:11 PM (pUDQf)
Properly done, it should excite their competitive instincts.
Posted by: Miklos, it's all in the presentation at February 20, 2019 10:13 PM (zCyNd)
I'll never forget my first first. *stares into the distance*
okay never mind, I don't remember.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 10:13 PM (dUJdY)
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The story of the last 20 years or so is foreign nationals/governments buying influence in DC to loot the country.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 20, 2019 10:13 PM (cRkMZ)
*cough* Department of Justice *cough*
Posted by: Methos at February 20, 2019 10:14 PM (kOpft)
Would you ever let someone see it? NO
What would you do if all the sudden you got a real date and she wanted to come back to your place? RUN AWAY
Would you throw the robot out the window? NO. WOULD THROW "REAL DATE" OUT WINDOW
Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 10:12 PM (LL1Be)
I lol'ed.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 10:14 PM (pUDQf)
https://tinyurl.com/y6n6wqpb
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at February 20, 2019 10:14 PM (OkKDg)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 10:14 PM (icI8A)
***
Generally you just have to get rid of the dashes and apostrophes.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 20, 2019 10:14 PM (cRkMZ)
88 So, Ladyl's first "first" on the ONT.
Point of inquiry: Does the Prima Nocta accrue to Ace or to MisHum?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 20, 2019 10:11 PM (QzJWU)
Hi Jim!
Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 10:14 PM (P96Ys)
"Sexbot?"
"Take out the trash!"
Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 10:15 PM (LL1Be)
Funny, hard cash is fungible, and no one has ever seen the receipt for the cash received by the mullahs.
I'd love to see Swiss bank account records from that time period!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 10:15 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 10:15 PM (dUJdY)
No jobs
No money
Rents fall
Affordable housing!
Posted by: Miklos from the actual Karl Marx U at February 20, 2019 10:15 PM (zCyNd)
F**k her. Her voice is annoying her mannerisms are annoying and her opinions are annoying.
I lost some masculinity listening to the first part. *shudder*
She is a perfect example of why women of a certain age will remain single for most of their life span.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 20, 2019 10:16 PM (DqrLy)
But we know you will never do these things because you don't believe in them. You are worthless as an American and a danger as a progressive politician.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 20, 2019 10:13 PM (HaL55)
Beautifully put, BB.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 10:16 PM (P96Ys)
That's what made jailing college student Maria Butina for failing to register under the Foreign Agents Registration Act so hilarious - if you really were going to enforce that, you would be throwing a lot of people in jail, starting with people like Henry Kissinger.
Remember when Kissinger was kept off the 9-11 Commission, because he refused to disclose his client list?
Posted by: The ARC of History at February 20, 2019 10:17 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 10:17 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 10:17 PM (icI8A)
- - - - -
Even worse: He had to outsource it to some Nigerians.
Posted by: Another Anon at February 20, 2019 10:17 PM (MTejJ)
Pale penis people!
Pale penis people, people!
They sure do make you sleepy
With the things they might say
Pale penis people!
Pale penis people, people!
Mother Mary 'n Jozuf, I wish they'd all go away!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 20, 2019 10:17 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 10:19 PM (pUDQf)
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Posted by: kbdabear at February 20, 2019 10:19 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 20, 2019 10:20 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at February 20, 2019 10:20 PM (OkKDg)
Posted by: JAS at February 20, 2019 10:20 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Who is broseidon
Still a 1, though.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 20, 2019 10:20 PM (CCON5)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 10:17 PM (icI8A)
I tried to watch a Shoe video once but could not stand it, never tried again!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 10:20 PM (f3oO4)
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Posted by: kbdabear at February 20, 2019 10:21 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 20, 2019 10:22 PM (438dO)
Posted by: Sock Monkey at February 20, 2019 10:22 PM (hpYmt)
Hermann von Helmholtz is my hero :-) One of these days, I am going to write a biography about him and make him a household name in the US. He was awesome.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at February 20, 2019 10:22 PM (rWZ8Y)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 10:20 PM (f3oO4)
Mute. You people stupid?
Posted by: MultiMediaMiklos at February 20, 2019 10:22 PM (zCyNd)
The Whistle Stop Cafe is still in business, and they have the best Fried Green Tomatoes, and their barbecue is pretty good, too.
Secret's in the sauce.
Posted by: ALH at February 20, 2019 10:04
LMAO
Posted by: Infidel at February 20, 2019 10:22 PM (9L2du)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 10:11 PM (pUDQf)
It's not a sex robot. It's a dishwasher.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 10:23 PM (t6MX/)
The MLM only say her shes from *Alabama*.
She's not your typical Alabama girl.
Posted by: I'm Not Spartacus at February 20, 2019 10:23 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: MultiMediaMiklos at February 20, 2019 10:22 PM (zCyNd)
I can lip read!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 10:23 PM (f3oO4)
The best is that Snopes "fact-checked" them. Parodies beget self-parodies.
Posted by: MultiMediaMiklosPro at February 20, 2019 10:23 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 20, 2019 10:24 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: flounder-----
Funny place you are sticking the silverware.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 20, 2019 10:25 PM (Y4EXg)
She's not your typical Alabama girl.
Posted by: I'm Not Spartacus at February 20, 2019 10:23 PM (ePWRo
You can say that again. I'm glad Trump told her no. You want to kill Americans? That's a one strike you're out offense.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 10:25 PM (pUDQf)
F**k her. Her voice is annoying her mannerisms are annoying and her opinions are annoying.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 20, 2019 10:16 PM (DqrLy)
What? Shoeonhead is cute as hell.
Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2019 10:26 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 20, 2019 10:26 PM (SgjGX)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 10:23 PM (f3oO4)
Think of it as more of a Mystery Science Theater challenge.
Posted by: MultiMediaMiklosProElite at February 20, 2019 10:26 PM (zCyNd)
Better hurry up the investigation.
They only have 12 years.
Posted by: mikeyG
Her campaign had someone on the payroll for her to screw? Kennedyesque. Who were the two gals on JFK's campaign, Fric and Frac?
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 20, 2019 10:26 PM (+lVUW)
That doesn't take away from what I said now does it?
Yes I'm sure some guy will be willing to put up with her to get laid. Guys are like that.
But is she married in her head? I don't think so. I don't think she's capable of it. She could be putting up with a guy cause he's really hunky and has a 12" personality. Who knows.
I would bet that my prediction will be proven over the years.
Her and a bunch of girls like her.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 20, 2019 10:27 PM (DqrLy)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at February 20, 2019 10:27 PM (CLcKT)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 20, 2019 10:27 PM (SgjGX)
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 20, 2019 10:27 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at February 20, 2019 10:28 PM (7s3Gx)
F**k her. Her voice is annoying her mannerisms are annoying and her opinions are annoying.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 20, 2019 10:16 PM (DqrLy)
I have a diametrically opposite opinion. Different strokes and all.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 20, 2019 10:28 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at February 20, 2019 10:22 PM (rWZ8Y)
Captain Harry Bandholtz (US Army) was no slouch either. That's why there's still a statue of him (with his swagger stick) in Budapest.
Posted by: Miklos, liking that guy at February 20, 2019 10:28 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 20, 2019 10:28 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 10:29 PM (pUDQf)
The Ozzie Osborn.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 20, 2019 10:29 PM (DMUuz)
See posts 70, 74 and 90.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at February 20, 2019 10:29 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 20, 2019 10:30 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 10:32 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Homer Simpson at February 20, 2019 10:32 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 10:29 PM (pUDQf)
I missed the piling on....my favorite part
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 20, 2019 10:32 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 20, 2019 10:32 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 10:29 PM (pUDQf)
FALSE-In the Barrel, no one can hear you scream
Posted by: Miklos Snopes at February 20, 2019 10:33 PM (zCyNd)
No wonder my childhood was so messed up.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 10:33 PM (pUDQf)
F**k her. Her voice is annoying her mannerisms are annoying and her opinions are annoying.
"No matter how hot she is, someone out there is sick of dealing with her shit"
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2019 10:33 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Miklos Snopes at February 20, 2019 10:33 PM (zCyNd
I can read lips.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 10:34 PM (pUDQf)
who is a mechanic, or a factory rat or a low level manager. His wife is a
school bus driver, or a waitress or a cashier at Walmart.
She
grew up way more privileged than that. I doubt her family ever had to
choose between buying new tires or paying the rent on time.
And the bint lives in a "luxury" apartment in DC.
Screw her "concern".
Posted by: cfo mom at February 20, 2019 10:34 PM (RfzVr)
No wonder my childhood was so messed up.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
So!?!
My mom used to make cheese cake out slices of valveeta ...
Posted by: Adriane the Yorkshiremen Critic ... at February 20, 2019 10:35 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: mikeski at February 20, 2019 10:35 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 20, 2019 10:35 PM (CCON5)
Posted by: Sock Monkey at February 20, 2019 10:35 PM (hpYmt)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 10:32 PM (pUDQf)
Now when "you" were "President", Valerie would just fly us there for Cheese Steak "Date Night".
Get him out, Val. OUT NOW
Posted by: Micheal Robinson O. at February 20, 2019 10:35 PM (zCyNd)
If it costs too much in metropolitan areas to live, Lexi Donkey-Chompers, it is because you and your fellow shit-for-brains statists and your shithole creating policies make it so. Take a bow, sugar tits.
Posted by: reality, wielding a 2x4 to get your attention at February 20, 2019 10:35 PM (pNxlR)
So!?!
My mom used to make cheese cake out slices of valveeta ...
Posted by: Adriane the Yorkshiremen Critic ... at February 20, 2019 10:35 PM (LPnfS)
That's disgusting.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 10:35 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 20, 2019 10:35 PM (Y4EXg)
Well, Her Grace approved of the fried green tomatoes. This was the virgin run of the new deep frier I got her for her birthday.
We also had hash over rice, and she didn't dislike that, I'll phrase it. Now, in SC "hash" is something fairly unique. We had some Wyse's, which is not my favorite. The best to my taste is Clyde Cone's. Wyse's and Cone's are two big BBQ houses, BTW.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 20, 2019 10:36 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Max Boot at February 20, 2019 10:37 PM (20X6f)
Posted by: Adriane the Yorkshiremen Critic ... at February 20, 2019 10:35 PM (LPnfS)
Just so everyone knows, "Valveeta" was a knock-off product of Valu-Rite Brands, Inc.
Posted by: Miklos, IPR expert at February 20, 2019 10:38 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 10:38 PM (P96Ys)
Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at February 20, 2019 10:38 PM (CL76w)
Another outstanding ONT, MisHum. One can never have too much AC/DC or Steely Dan.
Zappa, OTOH, requires certain, um, enhancements to be fully enjoyed. Glock rock never really got big here in the States.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 20, 2019 10:38 PM (HaL55)
I had an appointment with the oncologist today and he said my latest CAT scan looked good; that it was unchanged from the last one. So the treatment is keeping the cancer from spreading for now.
On Monday I had cataract surgery on my left eye and during the follow-up visit with the ophthalmologist on Tuesday he said I was doing great.
Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2019 10:39 PM (sdi6R)
If you're confident in your sexuality, you don't need 8 women around you a-twerkin'.
You want 8 hot boys twerkin'.
Posted by: Barky O. at February 20, 2019 10:39 PM (f1Vqw)
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Rosemary Lehmberg, how we miss thee. Well, for those of "we" who ever tended bar or worked at an Austin-area valu-booz
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 20, 2019 10:39 PM (ykYG2)
I saw you mention last thread that your dad worked at Hillcrest.
The one near the corner of Mayfield (322) and S.O.M. Center?
Posted by: cfo mom at February 20, 2019 10:39 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Properly done, it should excite their competitive instincts.
Posted by: Miklos, it's all in the presentation
This Trixi 9000 system runs 600 strokes a minute and draws 20 inches of vacuum. What have you got?
Posted by: mikeski, perhaps not at February 20, 2019 10:39 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 10:34 PM (pUDQf)
So that's what the "porthole" is for...
Posted by: Miklos, not a Loewy level designer at February 20, 2019 10:39 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Miklos, IPR expert at February 20, 2019 10:38 PM
I thought "Valveeta" was a brand of motor oil...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at February 20, 2019 10:39 PM (CLcKT)
On Monday I had cataract surgery on my left eye and during the follow-up visit with the ophthalmologist on Tuesday he said I was doing great.
Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2019 10:39 PM (sdi6R)
--------------------
That's awesome. Congrats Rick!
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 20, 2019 10:40 PM (ffYR/)
I had an appointment with the oncologist today and he said my latest CAT scan looked good; that it was unchanged from the last one. So the treatment is keeping the cancer from spreading for now.
On Monday I had cataract surgery on my left eye and during the follow-up visit with the ophthalmologist on Tuesday he said I was doing great.
Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2019 10:39 PM (sdi6R
Great news! Keep fighting!!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 10:40 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: cfo mom at February 20, 2019 10:41 PM (RfzVr)
No wonder my childhood was so messed up.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 10:33 PM (pUDQf)
You were a Kaboom Kid too. C'mon, admit it.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 20, 2019 10:41 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 10:38 PM (P96Ys)
Mine is awesome. But I have a medicinal use prescription.
Posted by: Ruth G, SC Associate Justice at February 20, 2019 10:41 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto
Sounds more like their brand of stop-leak goop.
Posted by: mikeski at February 20, 2019 10:41 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Infidel at February 20, 2019 10:42 PM (9L2du)
Posted by: mikeski, perhaps not at February 20, 2019 10:39 PM (P1f+c)
JANE! STOP THIS CRAZY THING!
Posted by: Miklos Jetson at February 20, 2019 10:42 PM (zCyNd)
I had an appointment with the oncologist today and he said my latest CAT scan looked good; that it was unchanged from the last one. So the treatment is keeping the cancer from spreading for now.
On Monday I had cataract surgery on my left eye and during the follow-up visit with the ophthalmologist on Tuesday he said I was doing great.
Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2019 10:39 PM (sdi6R)
That's wonderful, Rickl! You've been on my heart and on my prayer list for a while now.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 10:42 PM (P96Ys)
Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at February 20, 2019 10:42 PM (BKTpn)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at February 20, 2019 10:42 PM (yFncY)
No wonder my childhood was so messed up.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 10:33 PM (pUDQf)
You were a Kaboom Kid too. C'mon, admit it.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 20, 2019 10:41 PM (Z4rgH
If your mom bought off-brand shredded wheat, you might be a Kaboom Kid.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 10:43 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 20, 2019 10:43 PM (EZebt)
Mine is awesome. But I have a medicinal use prescription.
Posted by: Ruth G, SC Associate Justice at February 20, 2019 10:41 PM (zCyNd)
Ahhh, Ruthie. I think you can get a better high if you add some fentanyl to it.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 10:43 PM (P96Ys)
Posted by: Miklos Jetson
I almost wasted some good bourbon, there...
Inhaling it isn't wasteful, right?
Posted by: mikeski at February 20, 2019 10:43 PM (P1f+c)
Depends on what is gross to you. Bingle "SC Hash" and you can see the basics.
I love the stuff. It is traditionally served over rice.
Posted by: Barky O. at February 20, 2019 10:43 PM (f1Vqw)
Another outstanding ONT, MisHum. One can never have too much AC/DC or Steely Dan.
Zappa, OTOH, requires certain, um, enhancements to be fully enjoyed. Glock rock never really got big here in the States.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 20, 2019 10:38 PM (HaL55)
I thought the Uncle Meat selection was fitting with tonight's story about Lab meat.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 20, 2019 10:44 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 10:44 PM (eadjG)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
----
And she served it with hot milk, a pad of butter, and brown sugar.
Damn good stuff!
Posted by: Tonypete at February 20, 2019 10:44 PM (Y4EXg)
Nice opening pic, MH! Would love to spend a week thereabouts.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot (the expugated version) at February 20, 2019 10:45 PM (pNxlR)
Oh. Those are mountains. Never miiiind.
Posted by: mindful webworker's usual waste of brain cells at February 20, 2019 10:45 PM (RJYOZ)
Good news rickl. Will keep you in the prayers.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 20, 2019 10:45 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 20, 2019 10:45 PM (2DOZq)
Depends on what is gross to you. Bingle "SC Hash" and you can see the basics.
I love the stuff. It is traditionally served over rice.
Posted by: Barky O. at February 20, 2019 10:43 PM (f1Vqw)
Well I did look it up and saw the word "offal."
Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 10:46 PM (P96Ys)
You'll be glad you had the cataracts removed. I had cataract surgery last July-- it's made a wonderful difference.
Posted by: Basement Cat at February 20, 2019 10:46 PM (3C9q2)
I got a Kaypro II today. Very neat machine.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2019 09:58 PM (oVJmc)
I remember those. Weighed a ton, if memory serves. I think they were advertised as being "portable" in the same sense that a boat anchor is portable if you've got enough sailors.
And good evening Horde. Off to rest my weary brain cells, so everybody enjoy.
Posted by: joncelli tries Windows 10 at February 20, 2019 10:47 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: Infidel at February 20, 2019 10:47 PM (9L2du)
Juggalo had best be laying inva supply of anal bleach.
Posted by: irony has no RDA at February 20, 2019 10:47 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Slapweasel at February 20, 2019 10:47 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at February 20, 2019 10:42 PM (BKTpn)
Chantilly lace wig, and a ponytail
A wiggle in her walk and a giggle in her talk
Posted by: Big Boppin' Miklos at February 20, 2019 10:47 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 10:48 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 20, 2019 10:44 PM
If that's the case, you could have gone with Gwar's 'Meat Sandwich'...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at February 20, 2019 10:48 PM (CLcKT)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at February 20, 2019 10:48 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: Jussie! at February 20, 2019 10:48 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2019 10:48 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Slapweasel at February 20, 2019 10:49 PM (Ckg4U)
And what's with cucks like Max Boot, amirite?
My theory is that they have to live every single day as spineless, cringing bootlicks, and it causes them to overcompensate by supporting any big, turgid, manly invasion.
And just who is he, a thumb-shaped catamite who dances for liberal dollars, to call anybody else "soft sybaritic."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 10:49 PM (eadjG)
Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2019 10:39 PM (sdi6R)
Congrats on both fronts!
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at February 20, 2019 10:49 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 20, 2019 10:50 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 10:50 PM (pUDQf)
++++
First he suffocates on his own vomit and then he drinks himself to death? That's hardcore, man.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 20, 2019 10:50 PM (+dvpD)
Posted by: Jussie! at February 20, 2019 10:48 PM (ykYG2)
you not gonna have dat prollem
Posted by: The guys at Central hopin' he don't make bail at February 20, 2019 10:50 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Flyover at February 20, 2019 10:50 PM (B5K06)
Posted by: Jussie! at February 20, 2019 10:48 PM (ykYG2)
___
Hey Jussie, wait until I show you all the great people in your cell block who will help you with just that issue.
Posted by: Jussie's upcoming roomate at February 20, 2019 10:50 PM (cRkMZ)
The missus flooded the powder room and the laundry area beneath it in the basement. She spoke of it as "our" problem. I unclogged the toilet, thereby furnishing my solution to "our" problem. I do hope she enjoys working out the rest of the solution.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot ... at February 20, 2019 10:50 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: cfo mom at February 20, 2019 10:39 PM (RfzVr) "
Yup! He later became a Dermatologist and moved to the University Hospitals system.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 10:50 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: booknlass at February 20, 2019 10:51 PM (xIKXj)
There are many different recipes for the stuff and they vary widely.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 20, 2019 10:51 PM (f1Vqw)
Not before application of the three B's...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at February 20, 2019 10:51 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 20, 2019 10:51 PM (ykYG2)
But she also always had m&m's and apple juice and since I was the oldest I always got the olive from her martini.
Posted by: Infidel at February 20, 2019 10:51 PM (9L2du)
And just who is he, a thumb-shaped catamite who dances for liberal dollars, to call anybody else "soft sybaritic."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 10:49 PM (eadjG)
I'd agree with this. He's simply parroting what he thinks a manly man would say so as to deflect from his liberal underpinning.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 10:52 PM (pUDQf)
My mother had a WWII-era cookbook with recipes to help cooks get around gummint-imposed food rationing. Some of the recipes were pretty awful, though-- there was a "spice cake" recipe that used condensed tomato soup instead of real spices, and a "mock apple pie" recipe that used Ritz crackers in place of apple slices. We tend to forget about the many ways the war affected ordinary middle-class folks.
Posted by: Basement Cat at February 20, 2019 10:53 PM (3C9q2)
I had an appointment with the oncologist today and he said my latest CAT scan looked good; that it was unchanged from the last one. So the treatment is keeping the cancer from spreading for now.
On Monday I had cataract surgery on my left eye and during the follow-up visit with the ophthalmologist on Tuesday he said I was doing great.
Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2019 10:39 PM (sdi6R)
Good show, Rick! Keep the nasty stuff on the run.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2019 10:53 PM (nPGq2)
AFAIK or have seen, no specific threats, just research and desires, coupled with the weapons charges.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 10:05 PM (t6MX/)
Apparently I missed something in the news today. What is this about?
Posted by: girldog at February 20, 2019 10:53 PM (SJiiM)
I met all 3 of my husbands "on the job".
(Don't be gasping - #1 was a short teenage mistake on both our parts. No kids, no property, we happily said "We screwed up" and went our separate ways after a year. #2 dropped dead after 9 months. #3 and I have been married 38 years.)
Posted by: cfo mom at February 20, 2019 10:53 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 20, 2019 10:45 PM (2DOZq)
His possession of the guns was illegal because he was a habitual user of illegal drugs. I think that's one of the ?s on the 4473s. That's per Heavy.com.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 20, 2019 10:54 PM (Z4rgH)
Has is just stewed until it becomes...hash
We save the offal for the special "Damn Yankees Welcome" parties.
Posted by: Miklos, Carolina Meridionalis at February 20, 2019 10:54 PM (zCyNd)
I thought the Uncle Meat selection was fitting with tonight's story about Lab meat.
That never even registered. I can be somewhat slow on the uptake at times. Guinness had absolutely nothing to do with it, I swear.
OK, it's bedtime for Bonzo here at stately Casa Backwardio. Would somebody PLEASE get Pixy to do something about all these posting problems? I hate to bitch (yeah, right) but this is beyond annoying now.
Y'all try to behave.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 20, 2019 10:55 PM (HaL55)
But she also always had m&m's and apple juice and since I was the oldest I always got the olive from her martini.
Posted by: Infidel at February 20, 2019 10:51 PM (9L2du)
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Maternal Grandma had one, though she used it for her belly. Never saw any evidence that it worked.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 20, 2019 10:55 PM (ffYR/)
I prayed morning, noon and night for my kids and SMH's, Rondinella momma's, LadyL's, and linduh's and any other ette's kids that have gone astray and bought the lie.
Posted by: booknlass at February 20, 2019 10:55 PM (xIKXj)
You learn something new every night here on The ONT
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 20, 2019 10:55 PM (aA3+G)
Might your worries be allayed and your days be long, rickl!
Posted by: Slapweasel at February 20, 2019 10:47 PM (Ckg4U)
Uh, Slap.... bunghole's on the other end of that barrel, I think.
Seems you were hollering outta the one with the words "Glory Hole" stenciled over the orifice.
At least, that's what it reads from here, 'bout eighty paces back. Which is as close as I ever wanna get to that horrid thing.
/snrk
*break*
Awesome news, rickl! Keep kickin' it's ass!
Posted by: Jim at February 20, 2019 10:56 PM (QzJWU)
Congrats again Rick!! Keep up the fight!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 10:56 PM (pUDQf)
No wonder my childhood was so messed up.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
My mom had those once. I've seen them in the frozen food section. They seem to have an awfully high price for "meat".
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 20, 2019 10:56 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: booknlass at February 20, 2019 10:57 PM (xIKXj)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 20, 2019 10:57 PM (7Lklb)
You'll be glad you had the cataracts removed. I had cataract surgery last July-- it's made a wonderful difference.
Posted by: Basement Cat at February 20, 2019 10:46 PM (3C9q2)
I've already noticed a tremendous improvement in my distance vision in my left eye. I'm driving without glasses for the first time in my life. I still need them for reading.
I've been nearsighted and have worn glasses since second grade. With the cataract surgery they gave me a choice: The standard lenses are covered by insurance but I will need reading glasses. The deluxe lenses would correct my vision so that I wouldn't need glasses at all, but they are not covered and would cost about $2500 per eye.
Even though I can afford the deluxe lenses, I opted for the standard ones. I'm already used to wearing glasses, and once both eyes are done I'll just have to get glasses with a different prescription.
Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2019 10:57 PM (sdi6R)
I would take the main course.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 20, 2019 10:57 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 20, 2019 10:58 PM (2fwWU)
Do the still even allow teens to be candy stripers anymore or is there too much of a liabilty issue?
Posted by: cfo mom at February 20, 2019 10:59 PM (RfzVr)
... and a "mock apple pie" recipe that used Ritz crackers in place of apple slices.
You betcha! And we used to print that recipe - proudly - on our Ritz packages, too! Clear into the 60s, when we still bestrode the cracker world as giants. Then those verminous little Keebler bastards moved in next door ...
Posted by: The National Biscuit Company at February 20, 2019 10:59 PM (pNxlR)
Facial Recognition Software Regularly Misgenders Trans People
https://tinyurl.com/y34fcgno
Posted by: 18-1 at February 20, 2019 10:59 PM (cRkMZ)
I would stick with desserts.
Not so healthy, but hey-desserted island
Posted by: Miklos, supping with a long spoon at February 20, 2019 10:59 PM (zCyNd)
I love this place and all you angels in it.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 20, 2019 11:00 PM (2fwWU)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 20, 2019 11:00 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 20, 2019 11:00 PM (UDfn+)
Posted by: Basement Cat at February 20, 2019 11:00 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at February 20, 2019 11:00 PM (CL76w)
Posted by: Sock Monkey at February 20, 2019 11:01 PM (hpYmt)
257 If you were stranded on a desserted island what would you take if you could only take one thing?
A shortwave radio to summon a rescue vessel. Jeebus, how many times do I gotta answer that question, Alex?
Posted by: Survival Jeopardy at February 20, 2019 11:01 PM (pNxlR)
I would take the main course.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 20, 2019 10:57 PM (r+sAi)
Probably a good dessert wine.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 20, 2019 11:01 PM (2DOZq)
Helped Her Majesty groom out Mr. Sonny, kennel dogs fed, car loaded with the show equipment, Spam given to the house girls, medicine taken, evening prayers said. Good night, Hordians. Covfefe time is 0500 here at Schloss Hadrian.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2019 11:01 PM (LsBY9)
The BOGO is back!
*compares Aldi specials*
Posted by: Miklos, value oriented purchaser of real estate at February 20, 2019 11:02 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Sock Monkey at February 20, 2019 11:02 PM (hpYmt)
Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2019 10:57 PM (sdi6R)
I was nearsighted for about as long as you. I got the standard (fixed focus) lenses, with a toric lens in my right eye to counter astigmatism. I can see fine, and can read a newspaper or a restaurant menu without glasses, as long as there is enough light. I will pop on a set of dollar store cheaters, though, for real close work.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2019 11:02 PM (nPGq2)
Posted by: cfo mom at February 20, 2019 10:59 PM (RfzVr)
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They do/did here. My daughter, who is now an RN, was one. They never, ever had any patient contact though. They were gofers for the Nurses and cleaned stuff in common areas.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 20, 2019 11:02 PM (ffYR/)
The Trixie 9000
Posted by: Sock Monkey at February 20, 2019 11:03 PM (hpYmt)
Lawyers are the main liability issue.
Posted by: Miklos, currently in litigation at February 20, 2019 11:04 PM (zCyNd)
Kate Upton
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 20, 2019 11:04 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: cfo mom at February 20, 2019 11:04 PM (RfzVr)
I've been nearsighted and have worn glasses since second grade.
Same here, except I was in third grade when I was diagnosed as nearsighted. Wore heavy prescription glasses for everything except swimming, showering, and sleeping until last summer. Now I just need reading glasses for working at the computer as well as reading.
Posted by: Basement Cat at February 20, 2019 11:04 PM (3C9q2)
#1 was a short teenage mistake
a fat hanging slow pitch like that and no one here is taking a swing at it? No one?
Posted by: you people, know you I do not at February 20, 2019 11:05 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 11:05 PM (eadjG)
The Trixie 9000
Posted by: Sock Monkey at February 20, 2019 11:03 PM (hpYmt)
Ginger v Mary Anne
*removes self for a few moments*
Posted by: Miklos, need..ice...moar ice at February 20, 2019 11:05 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Chris M at February 20, 2019 11:06 PM (6XZdO)
Miss Budweiser
Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at February 20, 2019 11:06 PM (CL76w)
Posted by: Infidel at February 20, 2019 11:06 PM (9L2du)
https://tinyurl.com/y34fcgno
Posted by: 18-1 at February 20, 2019 10:59 PM (cRkMZ)
Well, no. Actually, the facial recognition software gets it right; it's the damnfool trannies who are misgendering themselves.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2019 11:06 PM (nPGq2)
Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at February 20, 2019 11:00 PM (CL76w)
great nickname - always makes me laugh
Posted by: I laugh - nervously - but I do laugh at February 20, 2019 11:07 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 09:55 PM (P96Ys)
You have to spell it right or it doesn't count.
Rule 42(a).
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 20, 2019 11:07 PM (ocgrH)
Posted by: Burger Chef at February 20, 2019 11:07 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: filed under Do Not Give A Fuck at February 20, 2019 11:08 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at February 20, 2019 11:06 PM (CL76w)
Now see, this is Genius.
Just check the fine print that A-B can't send Spuds McKenzie on some technicality.
Posted by: Miklos, reader of fine print at February 20, 2019 11:08 PM (zCyNd)
What da fuq they puttin' in the water out there lately? Isn't this the third case in 6 months? First two were husbands, but still.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 20, 2019 11:08 PM (2fwWU)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February
Jeebus. I have tried to avoid that nasty story. What a sick f*ck.
Posted by: Infidel at February 20, 2019 11:08 PM (9L2du)
a fat hanging slow pitch like that and no one here is taking a swing at it? No one?
Posted by: you people, know you I do not at February 20, 2019 11:05 PM (pNxlR)
Micropenis?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 20, 2019 11:09 PM (ocgrH)
Wish I had gone with the astigmatism correction in at least one eye. In retrospect the brains ability to do image processing would probably let you mix and a match a variety of lens combinations!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 11:09 PM (f3oO4)
I'm surprised they can still sell tickets, when people can just watch politics for free.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 11:09 PM (eadjG)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 20, 2019 11:09 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 20, 2019 11:10 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at February 20, 2019 11:10 PM (BKTpn)
2. The Earth is currently in a slightly warmer period (an "interglacial") that began about 20,000 years as ago, in the middle of an ice Ace that has lasted almost 2,000,000.
3. AOC definitively proves the Hot/Crazy Matrix.
4. Max Boot needs to be caught in the crossfire of one of the endless wars he loves so much.
5. Of all the good news I have received in recent years, the Tale Of The Insomniac Who Fell From Despair And Found A Nurse is my fave.
Good evening, Gentle Lunatics.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 20, 2019 11:10 PM (2eKoI)
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Amen to this. I met Bunkerette on the job 15 yrs ago- and she was my HR rep. It was like beating the system back then, today we'd need to leave jobs and maybe states.
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at February 20, 2019 11:10 PM (5w1RS)
Same here, except I was in third grade when I was diagnosed as nearsighted. Wore heavy prescription glasses for everything except swimming, showering, and sleeping until last summer. Now I just need reading glasses for working at the computer as well as reading.
Posted by: Basement Cat at February 20, 2019 11:04 PM (3C9q2)
Yes, they said that once both eyes are done, I'll only need reading glasses. But I'm used to wearing glasses all the time, and having to constantly put them on and take them off would be a nuisance. So I'll get new prescription glasses that will correct for reading but be nearly clear for distance vision.
Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2019 11:10 PM (sdi6R)
Is a fully-fueled motor yacht "one thing"?
Posted by: not Gilligan at February 20, 2019 11:11 PM (poslC)
Posted by: Infidel at February 20, 2019 11:11 PM (9L2du)
Do the still even allow teens to be candy stripers anymore or is there too much of a liabilty issue?
Posted by: cfo mom at February 20, 2019 10:59 PM
Do you have your uniform still?
(Inquiring on behalf of an acquaintance!)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at February 20, 2019 11:11 PM (CLcKT)
Just check the fine print that A-B can't send Spuds McKenzie on some technicality.
Posted by: Miklos, reader of fine print at February 20, 2019 11:08 PM (zCyNd)
Uh, Miss Budweiser is (or was?) a boat. An Unlimited Class hydroplane. She go very fast in a straight line. Just the thing for unassing a desert island.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2019 11:11 PM (nPGq2)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 20, 2019 11:08 PM (2fwWU)
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Yeah... it's been weird. Wife-killing seems to be on the rise here.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 11:11 PM (eadjG)
Maybe a desalinization kit? Maybe a loaded pistol?
If I have access to clean drinking water and am on the warm island, maybe a solar powered tablet?
Posted by: cfo mom at February 20, 2019 11:12 PM (RfzVr)
http://tinyurl.com/yybhfzbo
Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at February 20, 2019 11:10 PM (BKTpn)
Amazing frigging rack, and I'm invoking the 1000 year rule.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2019 11:12 PM (9Om/r)
Tucker did a piece on the recent big report done by the Army War College on the Iraq War. Basically, it was the biggest American foreign policy blunder since Vietnam.
The only winner of this was Iran.
Remember when Bush 41's team stopped short of going to Baghdad? Well, they were right -- everything they warned would happen if we toppled Saddam did indeed happen. And the biggest one was empowering Iran.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 20, 2019 11:12 PM (f1Vqw)
here's a great song for you, an 'ette angel yourself:
Angel of Darkness by Hot Tuna
youtu.be/XiffF15xQ_Q
Posted by: booknlass at February 20, 2019 11:12 PM (xIKXj)
"We go West, White Hunter. No beaver pelt for harvest here"
Posted by: Chief Miklos, Respected Elder at February 20, 2019 11:12 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at February 20, 2019 11:12 PM (GHj1N)
I prayed morning, noon and night for my kids and SMH's, Rondinella momma's, LadyL's, and linduh's and any other ette's kids that have gone astray and bought the lie.
Posted by: booknlass at February 20, 2019 10:55 PM (xIKXj)
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thanks for the update, I'll join you if you don't mind. Actually already did
I saw it mentioned last night and added it to my am prayers. My poor vegan daughter is lost in the craziness and not speaking to me.Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 20, 2019 11:13 PM (IDhUW)
By choice, Cannonball didn't want him to go.
Posted by: I'm Not Spartacus at February 20, 2019 11:13 PM (ePWRo)
I prayed morning, noon and night for my kids and SMH's, Rondinella momma's, LadyL's, and linduh's and any other ette's kids that have gone astray and bought the lie.
Posted by: booknlass at February 20, 2019 10:55 PM (xIKXj)
Hi Booknlass, Same here! Moms are joining in from the morning threads, too. ( my daughter reads over my shoulder, so just want to make clear: she's got her head on straight. I'm praying that she finds the right tribe of peers because we live in Lefty-ville...) It was awesome, in every sense of the word, to join in with all you moms and pray for all the Horde children. I like that it is now officially: AoSHQ Pray for Our Kids Day. Looking forward to storming heaven with you again next Wednesday!
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at February 20, 2019 11:14 PM (9Ni3Z)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 11:14 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 20, 2019 11:14 PM (UDfn+)
That's what I did, but I can't seem to get the prescription just right. But driving is really nice with good distance vision!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 11:14 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 20, 2019 11:14 PM (2fwWU)
Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at February 20, 2019 11:06 PM (CL76w)
Now see, this is Genius.
Just check the fine print that A-B can't send Spuds McKenzie on some technicality.
viral marketing FTW- if only the jerks at AvBev woup=ld cough up a case or two
Really,my childhood winters were watching drag boats (Miss Budweiser!) or the figure 8 races from Islip, NY-----------or if you were really zeroed out the Chemeleski Fun Time band. Local cable before there was local cable. Sunday in northen North Dakota with NO network help.
Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at February 20, 2019 11:14 PM (CL76w)
Sorry, long gone. We did look cute as heck in them. And felt so impressive and important.
Posted by: cfo mom at February 20, 2019 11:15 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 11:11 PM (eadjG)
I blame the weirdos attracted by legal pot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2019 11:15 PM (nPGq2)
God bless all the participating moms (and any other participants)!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 11:16 PM (f3oO4)
I'll keep to my (new since Dec. regime) and I'll sleep well tonight, no medical quizzes, medicine changes, or exams for awhile. Never had to take medicine until last fall, 2018.
Posted by: Speller at February 20, 2019 11:16 PM (pSotA)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2019 11:11 PM (nPGq2)
And I was thinking Bikini Babe.
Bad Miklos! Damn Y chromosome! Bad, bad testosterone!
Posted by: Chief Miklos, Disgraced cis- Elder at February 20, 2019 11:17 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 20, 2019 10:45 PM (2DOZq)
Prohibited possessor as abuser of controlled substance, tramadol. All the other facts surrounding the case is mostly histrionics, and a reason to prosecute this historically non-prosecuted offense.
Every firearm owning pot smoker could be arrested for the same offense.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 11:17 PM (t6MX/)
Stranded on a desserted island? I know I am over thinking this, but is it a warm Tahiti-like island or a cold Greenland-like island?
Kerguelen Islands. I do so hope that Trump has a team scouting out bundling up the UN and its parasites and relocating the whole kit and kaboodle to there on February 1, 2021.
Posted by: sweet dreams are made of these at February 20, 2019 11:17 PM (pNxlR)
http://tinyurl.com/yybhfzbo
Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at February 20, 2019 11:10 PM (BKTpn)
Amazing frigging rack, and I'm invoking the 1000 year rule.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2019 11:12 PM (9Om/r)
They won't be foot warmers anytime soon, that's for sure.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 20, 2019 11:17 PM (ocgrH)
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If this is the story I'm thinking of, I heard he blindfolded her under the pretense of "smelling some candle flavors" and then broke out the bat. Disgusting.
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at February 20, 2019 11:17 PM (5w1RS)
That was a great song! No idea they were still around, thanks!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 20, 2019 11:18 PM (2fwWU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2019 11:15 PM (nPGq2)
Weirdos attracted by legal vs illegal pot.
I smell grant funding.
Posted by: Miklos, overnight RFP responder at February 20, 2019 11:18 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 20, 2019 11:13 PM (IDhUW)
Glad you joined in, AmericanKestrel! You and your daughter will be in my prayers. Please pass the word along, too.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at February 20, 2019 11:19 PM (9Ni3Z)
Reeling In The Years
Posted by: I'm Not Spartacus at February 20, 2019 11:19 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 20, 2019 11:20 PM (UDfn+)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 20, 2019 11:20 PM (Rxduq)
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at February 20, 2019 11:17 PM (5w1RS)
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Yup. And this is weird because I cracked a dumb joke earlier. People were talking about poisons and mentioned that succinylcholine is indetectable, but they recently devised a test for it. Gas chromatograph is involved, I think.
Anyway I said no, they can test for it now. Just use a baseball bat.
Now I feel bad.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 11:20 PM (eadjG)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 20, 2019 11:21 PM (2fwWU)
Posted by: booknlass at February 20, 2019 11:21 PM (xIKXj)
She definitely got her money's worth.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 20, 2019 11:22 PM (2fwWU)
Posted by: Jim Acosta's Diary at February 20, 2019 11:22 PM (pwhsp)
No shit given whatsoever
I had no clue about that part of your life
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 20, 2019 11:22 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 20, 2019 11:23 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 20, 2019 11:20 PM (UDfn+)
She seems well en-Dowed. Or did that all come from Mama?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2019 11:23 PM (nPGq2)
Posted by: Infidel at February 20, 2019 11:24 PM (9L2du)
-Posted by: nerdygirl
I use it in my Cheeseburger Soup. I need to send the recipe to Jim in Galveston *first*, but I'll have to make it again because It varies by the number of Guests.
I was... *gets swallowed by barrel*
Posted by: Slapweasel at February 20, 2019 11:24 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel at February 20, 2019 11:24 PM (Ckg4U)
Its an island. Made of desserts.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 20, 2019 11:25 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: booknlass at February 20, 2019 11:25 PM (xIKXj)
It is sickening. I wonder why she never left him? My experience with men who hit women with baseball bats is that it is usually preceded by all manner of less deadly but nonetheless violent behavior. Sad, sad cycle.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 20, 2019 11:25 PM (2fwWU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2019 11:23 PM (nPGq2)
I don't care if there is enough plastic in them to build a jap car. They...are...perfect.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2019 11:25 PM (9Om/r)
I'm so glad
I'm glad I'm glad m glad
Posted by: booknlass at February 20, 2019 11:21 PM (xIKXj)
Glad all over!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDSepEeMgPg
Posted by: Miklos and the Dave Clark Five at February 20, 2019 11:25 PM (zCyNd)
You betcha! And we used to print that recipe - proudly - on our Ritz packages, too! Clear into the 60s, when we still bestrode the cracker world as giants.
When Ritz had taste and didn't crumble in your fingers.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 20, 2019 11:25 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 20, 2019 11:26 PM (IDhUW)
Things that affect EVERYONE, not just a very small vocal minority.
Posted by: Don Q at February 20, 2019 11:26 PM (NgKpN)
My experience with men who hit women with baseball bats ...
Just how many such men are you talking anout here, Miss Tammy?
Posted by: WUT? at February 20, 2019 11:27 PM (pNxlR)
I am so thrilled you have stuck with us!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 20, 2019 11:27 PM (2fwWU)
experience with men who hit women with baseball bats is that it is
usually preceded by all manner of less deadly but nonetheless violent
behavior. Sad, sad cycle.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 20, 2019 11:25 PM (2fwWU)
Yeah, you would think there would be some kind of warning signs. Either that or the dude just popped a gasket one day and poof.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2019 11:27 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 20, 2019 11:25 PM (aKsyK)
Ritz is brest quarity! No Crumble!
Posted by: Li Siu, Mondelez International QA Manager (Shenzhen) at February 20, 2019 11:29 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at February 20, 2019 11:19 PM (9Ni3Z)
--- thank you, will do.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 20, 2019 11:29 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2019 11:27 PM (9Om/r
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Apparently he'd been plotting it with his girlfriend for awhile.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 11:29 PM (eadjG)
Things are making less and less sense to me these days!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 11:29 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: The Dog at February 20, 2019 11:29 PM (4KIAS)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3GIQ86eu6c
Posted by: I'm Not Spartacus at February 20, 2019 11:29 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: Jussie's upcoming roomate at February 20, 2019 10:50 PM (cRkMZ)
Jussie's new show?
Scared straight.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 11:30 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2019 11:30 PM (m45I2)
Two. One I didn't know very well, one was married to one of my cousins. Evil bastard, and I don't throw the word evil around lightly.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 20, 2019 11:30 PM (2fwWU)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2019 11:31 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2019 11:27 PM (9Om/r
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Apparently he'd been plotting it with his girlfriend for awhile.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 11:29 PM (eadjG)
And you would think the girlfriend would say to herself "Hmmm that could be me one day".
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2019 11:31 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
It's reported that he asked the Side Piece to kill her for him, before he took matters into his own baseball bat.
He asked her three times.
So, there were plenty of warning signs.
Side Piece is as crazy as he was.
Posted by: mikeski at February 20, 2019 11:31 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at February 20, 2019 11:31 PM (BKTpn)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2019 11:31 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: The ARC of History at February 20, 2019 10:09 PM (I2/tG)
That and cocky Crowley did two things majorly wrong:
1) He didn't feel the need to deign to campaign, and;
2) To emphasize point 1, at one debate, Crowley sent in a Spanish-speaking stand-in, not bothering to attend himself.
I don't think Crowley's going to be getting the job back. He's an old school Queens Dem hack, an old white guy, and I think the days are over for them here in this district. But this district is also full of crazy Hispanic socialists. They'd just be replacing one loon with another.
Due to NY's population loss, my bet is they redistrict Donkey-Chompers out of a job.
Posted by: RickZ at February 20, 2019 11:33 PM (Y8PSl)
Lots of parallels between the Colorado baseball bat killer and the Ann Marie Feahy slaying by Thomas Capano in Delaware around 2000, particularly with the involvement of his other mistress at the time, on whom he tried to place the blame for Feahy's killing at his trial.
Posted by: sad but true at February 20, 2019 11:33 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at February 20, 2019 11:33 PM (rnXGe)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2019 11:23 PM (nPGq2)
Silicone.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 11:34 PM (t6MX/)
...
Posted by: Don Q at February 20, 2019 11:26 PM (NgKpN)
One more twist in Iran's noose.
Posted by: I'm Not Spartacus at February 20, 2019 11:34 PM (ePWRo)
G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!
*static*
Posted by: Slapweasel at February 20, 2019 11:35 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner
Youth and health don't get to defy gravity that much, no.
Posted by: mikeski at February 20, 2019 11:36 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2019 11:27 PM (9Om/r)
I dunno. I doubt it came out of nowhere, but I obviously have no way of knowing!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 20, 2019 11:36 PM (2fwWU)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 20, 2019 11:36 PM (2fwWU)
Saw your current limerick.
Reminded me of the Calypso song "Shame and scandal in the Family"
https://tinyurl.com/y3meds6b
Posted by: Miklos, frustrated steel drum player at February 20, 2019 11:36 PM (zCyNd)
in on the Gay agenda, when most countries don't have Freedom of Speech,
or Religion...
Things that affect EVERYONE, not just a very small vocal minority.
Posted by: Don Q at February 20, 2019 11:26 PM
I think he's trolling the dems, demonstrating magnaminity, or both...
On a side note, I've read that sodomites in Iran often avoid the hangman by declaring themselves "transgender", and Iran out-does the Thais in sex-change operations...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at February 20, 2019 11:37 PM (CLcKT)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2019 11:37 PM (20X6f)
Silicone.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 11:34 PM (t6MX/)
At one time, courtesy of us!
Posted by: Dow-Corning at February 20, 2019 11:37 PM (pNxlR)
I'm going to go sit in the corner.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2019 11:31 PM (m45I2)
If you do you'll have to rename yourself....
Little Jack Horner.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 20, 2019 11:37 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2019 11:31 PM (m45I2)
As you contemplate the error of your ways, I hope the awareness of your misdeed resonates with you.
At the very least, a window will open, and you'll dwell on "things that make you go hmmmmm".
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 20, 2019 11:37 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Helmholtz at February 20, 2019 11:39 PM (/dN1M)
I would take the main course.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
I don't like dessert so just a liver-cutting knife and you.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 20, 2019 11:39 PM (0ogxh)
I prayed morning, noon and night for my kids and SMH's, Rondinella momma's, LadyL's, and linduh's and any other ette's kids that have gone astray and bought the lie.
Posted by: booknlass at February 20, 2019 10:55 PM (xIKXj)
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It went great for me too.
I started with a morning rosary for the moms and ended with a night one for the kids.
My schedule was such that I could pray every hour.
I set a timer but, funny thing, by the afternoon I was pausing pretty automatically before the timer went off.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 20, 2019 11:39 PM (Rxduq)
in on the Gay agenda, when most countries don't have Freedom of Speech,
or Religion...
Things that affect EVERYONE, not just a very small vocal minority.
Posted by: Don Q at February 20, 2019 11:26 PM
I think he's aligning various minority groups with himself, breaking them out of their tribes so to speak.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 20, 2019 11:40 PM (IDhUW)
******
Yeah, Jim, a window opened, and that gosh darned Helmholtz started going HMMMMMMM again. That's what started my problems in the first place.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2019 11:40 PM (m45I2)
The United States is doing pretty poorly in reducing emissions
Particularly nocturnal ones.
Who measures such things?
Posted by: Your Prima Nocturnal Emissions' Measuring Team at February 20, 2019 11:40 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Helmholtz at February 20, 2019 11:39 PM (/dN1M)
We once had a streaker run though our church. They caught him by the organ.
Posted by: Average Guy at February 20, 2019 11:41 PM (LMcFk)
Posted by: Your Prima Nocturnal Emissions' Measuring Team at February 20, 2019 11:40 PM (pNxlR)
Harry Reid.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 11:42 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Miklos, who still has his first dunce cap (well used..er loved) at February 20, 2019 11:42 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Todd at February 20, 2019 11:42 PM (4KIAS)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2019 11:43 PM (m45I2)
Well, he gets to stick it to Iran and make the LGTBGL whatevers heads explode at the same time. Plus, I think it's a pet cause for Ivanka and Jared.
I just hate him having any involvement with "LGTBTG Activists" but it is pretty epic trolling, otherwise.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 20, 2019 11:43 PM (2fwWU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 20, 2019 11:43 PM (aA3+G)
In a district that was so hardcore Dem that the Representative-for-Life made the mistake of not campaigning at all during the primary.
Posted by: Facebook Food Expert at February 20, 2019 11:44 PM (0OWcv)
Posted by: Helmholtz at February 20, 2019 11:44 PM (HTHlp)
Posted by: Facebook Food Expert at February 20, 2019 11:45 PM (0OWcv)
Posted by: Miklos, who still has his first dunce cap (well used..er loved) at February 20, 2019 11:42 PM (zCyNd)
Ya wanna keep an eye on his thumbs, is the main thing.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 20, 2019 11:45 PM (2fwWU)
Posted by: JuJuBee at February 20, 2019 11:45 PM (4KIAS)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2019 11:43 PM (m45I2)
*sticks plastic spork in Muldoon's hand*
That's MY Paste!!
Posted by: Joey B. a special needs former VP at February 20, 2019 11:46 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2019 11:46 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Helmholtz
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Really dude? How about the didgeridoo?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2019 11:46 PM (HTHlp)
Crayons! Yummy!
Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2019 11:43 PM (m45I2)
If a young'un were to consume one of the now discontinued "Flesh" crayons from Crayola, would that young'un be considered a cannibal?
Posted by: deep moral ponderings for our times at February 20, 2019 11:46 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at February 20, 2019 11:00 PM (CL76w)
great nickname - always makes me laugh
===
Favorite 70's bumper sticker:
"Save the whales.
Win valuable prizes."
Posted by: ibguy at February 20, 2019 11:46 PM (EHVbt)
Posted by: Todd at February 20, 2019 11:42 PM (4KIAS)
Beware the night air!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 11:47 PM (f3oO4)
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I think he has to eat curds and whey
Posted by: AmericanKestrel mixes up nursery rhymes at February 20, 2019 11:47 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Miklos von Molnar at February 20, 2019 11:48 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Helmholtz at February 20, 2019 11:44 PM (HTHlp)
It's not a bleedin bagpipe!
SHUT UP THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI
Posted by: Miklos because it's there at February 20, 2019 11:51 PM (zCyNd)
I think he has to eat curds and whey
Posted by: AmericanKestrel mixes up nursery rhymes at February 20, 2019 11:47 PM (IDhUW)
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Not unless he's sitting on a tuffet.
I think he just has to eat plum pie.
And stick his thumb in it.
THUMB. (I wish to make that emphatic.)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 20, 2019 11:51 PM (Rxduq)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 20, 2019 10:26 PM (SgjGX)
I don't think the petrodollar is a weak reason to stay in Saudi Arabia, by a large margin.
Posted by: trev006 at February 20, 2019 11:52 PM (Prldh)
Maybe the Republicans could have put up a candidate to run against her?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 20, 2019 11:53 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Jim S. at February 20, 2019 11:53 PM (ynUnH)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 20, 2019 11:54 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel mixes up nursery rhymes at February 20, 2019 11:47 PM (IDhUW)
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THUMB. (I wish to make that emphatic.)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 20, 2019 11:51 PM (Rxduq)
Oh you two crack me up!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 20, 2019 11:54 PM (2fwWU)
Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2019 10:57 PM
Consider seamlessly ground trifocals. You get used to tilting your head slighty as you change focus on things near/far, like book -> tv -> cat on the windowsill.
Posted by: Cataractless! at February 20, 2019 11:55 PM (aVmAZ)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 20, 2019 11:55 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: trev006 at February 20, 2019 11:52 PM (Prldh)
Petrodollars, by definition, are dollars, not Saudi Rials, and also not in Saudi Arabia.
Posted by: Miklos, underpaid, oversexed, and in a comfy chair over here at February 20, 2019 11:56 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: gotta nuke somethin' at February 20, 2019 11:57 PM (poslC)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 20, 2019 11:55 PM (ykYG2)
Gang aft a-gley, laddie.
Posted by: Miklos McMolnar at February 20, 2019 11:58 PM (zCyNd)
We damn sure can't blame the drinking, can we?
I don't know how the Irish got the rep for being such drunks with the Welsh standing at the ready.....( I am Irish and Welsh, both)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 20, 2019 11:59 PM (2fwWU)
Sharkman, thanks for sharing your thoughts.. Gentle lunatics
Posted by: AmericanKestrel mixes up nursery rhymes at February 20, 2019 11:59 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 20, 2019 11:53 PM (ykYG2)
Pappas also didn't feel the need to campaign, or do interviews, or have a contrasting policy (or any policy), or . . . .
Most only knew he was running when they saw his name on the ballot.
Posted by: RickZ at February 21, 2019 12:01 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: gotta nuke somethin' at February 20, 2019 11:57 PM (poslC)
Variation of the above, as a bumper sticker guaranteed to getcha arrested or killed in California.
"Nuke the Gay Baby Whales!"
And wear a MAGA hat while driving around with that sticker and an NRA sticker on your truck.
I think Reginald Denny's treatment would be mild in comparison.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 21, 2019 12:01 AM (QzJWU)
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Kelsey Grammer's been openly conservative for quite a while now. He's popular enough with the public that I don't think there's much more that the industry could do to him that they haven't already done.
Posted by: junior at February 21, 2019 12:02 AM (Fp6vo)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
It's troubling, in'it.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 21, 2019 12:02 AM (0ogxh)
Posted by: Elizabeth at February 21, 2019 12:02 AM (UGqF8)
Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at February 21, 2019 12:02 AM (BKTpn)
Posted by: the Welsh at February 21, 2019 12:02 AM (ykYG2)
https://youtu.be/4DQUrg0Yhu4
Posted by: Grimaldi at February 21, 2019 12:02 AM (eoGJ0)
In California, a cinderblock to the head is considered "alternative medicine".
Posted by: Dr. Miklos O'McMolnar at February 21, 2019 12:03 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 20, 2019 11:54 PM (ykYG2)
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"The great Gaels of Ireland Are the men that God made mad, for all their wars are merry and all their songs are sad" Chesterton
Don't know what it has to do with language but I like the quote so I'm throwing it out there.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel mixes up nursery rhymes at February 21, 2019 12:07 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Lena Dunham's "boy"friend at February 21, 2019 12:08 AM (poslC)
We damn sure can't blame the drinking, can we? I don't know how the Irish got the rep for being such drunks with the Welsh standing at the ready.....
( I am Irish and Welsh, both)"
My wife is mostly Welsh, even still has some second cousins in Pembrokeshire. She took one of the genealogy tests (23 and me) and among other things, she came out 99th percentile in known Neanderthal genes. Yep, that's the Welsh for ya.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 12:08 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 21, 2019 12:11 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 12:12 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 21, 2019 12:12 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at February 21, 2019 12:12 AM (BKTpn)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 21, 2019 12:12 AM (IDhUW)
Repayment terms might be...flexible.
Posted by: Miklos Rothschild at February 21, 2019 12:14 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2019 12:14 AM (UGqF8)
I am in the 87 percentile, and was inclined to blame my German for it, (since they came from an area where a Neanderthal corpse was found) but perhaps I should take a second look at those Welshies....
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 21, 2019 12:15 AM (2fwWU)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 21, 2019 12:15 AM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 21, 2019 12:16 AM (LOq4H)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 21, 2019 12:16 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2019 12:14 AM (UGqF
Have special thing for tattoo'ed manatees?
Posted by: Lena Duh-nam at February 21, 2019 12:16 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2019 12:14 AM (UGqF
Come here, Big Boy!
Posted by: Hugh Manatee, On The Down Low at February 21, 2019 12:16 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: amy schumer at February 21, 2019 12:16 AM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Miklos, underpaid, oversexed, and in a comfy chair over here at February 20, 2019 11:56 PM (zCyNd)
Uh, it's cool for you to admit you have no idea what the petrodollar system is. But a considerable portion of the dollar's strength is that Saudis contracts for oil are denominated in dollars. And if you don't know that Saudi hasn't asked for rials in exchange for its oil since the 70s, then I really don't have the time to educate you.
Posted by: trev006 at February 21, 2019 12:17 AM (Prldh)
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You misspelled smoke
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 21, 2019 12:16 AM (IDhUW)
Slap the smoke? Oh, cool.
Posted by: Millenial, passing bong, also the future at February 21, 2019 12:18 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 21, 2019 12:18 AM (20X6f)
On Monday I had cataract surgery on my left eye and during the follow-up visit with the ophthalmologist on Tuesday he said I was doing great."
Posted by: rickl
YAY, rickl!! Mazel Tov!
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at February 21, 2019 12:20 AM (QU+qf)
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Wales never recovered from the Great Vowel Shortage of 1470.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2019 12:20 AM (UGqF8)
Posted by: trev006 at February 21, 2019 12:17 AM (Prldh)
Dear child, I wouldn't have you even think about it. You might hurt yourself.
Posted by: Miklos, economist by trade and training at February 21, 2019 12:20 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Emmie at February 21, 2019 12:20 AM (4HMW8)
Posted by: Millenial, passing bong, also the future at February 21, 2019 12:18 AM (zCyNd)
Where's the open windows guy when you need him?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 21, 2019 12:22 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at February 21, 2019 12:22 AM (BKTpn)
My Welsh ancestors came over and couldn't find anything better to do than marry Indians. (Well, they were soldiers, too, all the way back to the Revolution) I know it sounds cliche, but the alcoholism rates in that branch of my family are off the charts.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 21, 2019 12:22 AM (2fwWU)
Cader Idris was Tolkien's inspiration for the Mirrormere on the other side of Moria, and Peter Jackson filmed it.
Long Mynd, Caer Caradoc, and Wroxeter are all worth the visit in Shropshire.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 21, 2019 12:23 AM (ykYG2)
Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 12:23 AM (705ib)
Fuck petrodollars. New hotness is going to be Giza cotton dollars, baby!
Posted by: Buy My Pillow Guy at February 21, 2019 12:23 AM (f1Vqw)
Plus Wales has the Machynlleth Loop.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INcWJYFvSkQ
(first youtube link that comes up; seems pretty good)
For aviation enthusiasts, seems like a bucket-list item.
Someday ...
Posted by: spindrift at February 21, 2019 12:23 AM (poslC)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2019 12:20 AM (UGqF
FACTCHECK: Mostly false
Since 1992, Wales has become the largest global supplier of vowels to Serbia, Croatia, and the emerging Asian markets.
Posted by: Miklos, consonant, resonant even at February 21, 2019 12:24 AM (zCyNd)
Wales is the prettiest part of the UK, in my opinion. Has the most castles proportionate to area, too, in the Marches, maybe?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 21, 2019 12:24 AM (2fwWU)
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So the diabolical origins of the Wales-Pequot Alliance are finally dragged kicking and screaming into the light of scholarly consideration.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2019 12:25 AM (UGqF8)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 21, 2019 12:25 AM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Miklos, economist by trade and training at February 21, 2019 12:20 AM (zCyNd)
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I hope you are sporting a monocle, because it sounds like you should be sporting a monocle
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 21, 2019 12:26 AM (IDhUW)
I knew you were a Brit, but are you actually Welsh, or did you just live there? You have lived in many places!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 21, 2019 12:27 AM (2fwWU)
Posted by: Charlie the Tuna at February 21, 2019 12:28 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Buy My Pillow Guy at February 21, 2019 12:23 AM (f1Vqw)
No threadcounts! NO MATH
Posted by: Miklos in the earlier morning at February 21, 2019 12:29 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 21, 2019 12:29 AM (20X6f)
And now you know the rest of the story...
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 21, 2019 12:30 AM (2fwWU)
Is this the part of the show where we discuss the IMF's SDRs as the new international currency?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 21, 2019 12:30 AM (lD3vL)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 21, 2019 12:26 AM (IDhUW)
Well, eye patch, but I make it work.
Posted by: Prof. Dr. Miklos Freiherr von Molnar at February 21, 2019 12:31 AM (zCyNd)
To recap recent comments: petro dollars will buy you a Welsh-Indian alliance but you will have to sell your vowels to buy seafood, I think....
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 21, 2019 12:32 AM (IDhUW)
You don't have to sell you vowels if you refrain from tapping the manatees, though.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 21, 2019 12:33 AM (2fwWU)
I recall the Brother Cadfael stories were set near Shrewsbury. My wifes maiden name was Stroud, lots of Strouds all over (her mother was the pure Welsh one) Everyone named Stroud is supposed to be descended from someone who came from the town of Stroud, which is a few miles south of Shrewsbury, near Gloucester. Kind of surprising, East Texas and Oklahoma are packed full of Strouds, been here since the early days.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 12:34 AM (V2Yro)
Summing it up, I think we're just border folk all around. I reckon West Virginians would understand
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 21, 2019 12:34 AM (ykYG2)
Captain Obvious strikes again.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 21, 2019 12:35 AM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 21, 2019 12:35 AM (2fwWU)
Well, eye patch, but I make it work.
Posted by: Prof. Dr. Miklos Freiherr von Molnar at February 21, 2019 12:31 AM (zCyNd)
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Tell me you have a parrot, lie if you must ( or pull a frozen chicken out of the freezer )
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 21, 2019 12:35 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at February 21, 2019 12:36 AM (BKTpn)
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So the diabolical origins of the Wales-Pequot Alliance are finally dragged kicking and screaming into the light of scholarly consideration.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2019 12:25 AM (UGqF
So how is the Llanfairpwllgwyngyll Pequot Casino doing?
Posted by: Miklos, disappointed that Miklos in Welsh is lousy Nicolas (3 vowels) at February 21, 2019 12:36 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 21, 2019 12:23 AM (ykYG2)
As are Market Blandings and Blandings Parva. Did you go to school with any of the Threepwood family, by any chance?
Posted by: HTL at February 21, 2019 12:36 AM (3oh1r)
You don't have to sell you vowels if you refrain from tapping the manatees, though.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 21, 2019 12:33 AM (2fwWU)
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It gets complicated. The rules are more like guidelines.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 21, 2019 12:37 AM (IDhUW)
Blackpool! That town was,,,,,interesting. Had fun, probably. Sort of a blur.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 21, 2019 12:37 AM (20X6f)
Posted by: Sock Monkey no longer occupying that bar stool at February 21, 2019 12:38 AM (hpYmt)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 21, 2019 12:38 AM (20X6f)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 21, 2019 12:39 AM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Booknlass at February 21, 2019 12:39 AM (xIKXj)
Gotcha. I am mostly British on Daddy's side, and mostly dirty Scandi on Mama's, although lots of her Norwegian family were redheads, so I am guessing there was a little coastal raiding there somewhere along the line.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 21, 2019 12:42 AM (2fwWU)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 21, 2019 12:35 AM (IDhUW)
I won't lie. The parrots (there are six) all play steel drums better than me. And have better pickup lines, which they learned from movies ( I should restrict their Netflix account).
Posted by: Miklos, typing with the "hook hand" just for fun at February 21, 2019 12:42 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 21, 2019 12:37 AM (IDhUW)
Gentle suggestions and friendly warnings, as it were...
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 21, 2019 12:43 AM (2fwWU)
That's how people survived the 70s.
The kids won't believe you, though.
"Michelob was BEER? Like real beer? Old dudes lie, man. Michelob is like kombucha that tastes worse"
Posted by: Miklos, not nostalgic for being underage at February 21, 2019 12:48 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 21, 2019 12:50 AM (ykYG2)
Posted by: ibguy at February 21, 2019 12:51 AM (EHVbt)
Captain Obvious strikes again.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 21, 2019 12:35 AM (lD3vL)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 21, 2019 12:53 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 21, 2019 12:56 AM (uDcBt)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 21, 2019 12:56 AM (icI8A)
*shudder*
Posted by: Booknlass at February 21, 2019 12:57 AM (xIKXj)
Old dudes like me don't lie we just forget, besides my 70's beer of choice was Coors and I couldn't make that one work
Posted by: Sock Monkey no longer occupying that bar stool at February 21, 2019 12:57 AM (hpYmt)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 21, 2019 12:59 AM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 21, 2019 12:59 AM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Sock Monkey no longer occupying that bar stool at February 21, 2019 12:57 AM (hpYmt)
We called Miller "Fire Water" because it was watery weak. I should inform Nathan Phillips about that so that he can ask for a Twitter assault on some white kids from the 70's.
Posted by: Miklos, still not nostalgic for being underage at February 21, 2019 01:00 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas
Something weird going on with my posting!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 21, 2019 01:00 AM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 21, 2019 12:56 AM (uDcBt)
It's kind of like Russia collusion. Not so much a smoking gun as a slow drip and leaks over time.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 01:00 AM (t6MX/)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 21, 2019 01:01 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 01:00 AM (t6MX/)
Now that....
Posted by: Miklos, perhaps reading too much into this at February 21, 2019 01:02 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas
Alien Abduction.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 21, 2019 01:02 AM (20X6f)
Mary Ann hands down . Somewhere around the age of 9 or 10 she was the first female I objectified.
Posted by: Sock Monkey back in the beginning at February 21, 2019 01:05 AM (hpYmt)
And all along we've been working with pricey runoff from Planet Fitness?
Who's in charge here!!?
Posted by: indignant Inbev Scienceticain Division XII, unaware of the miracles performed in their subsidiaries at February 21, 2019 01:05 AM (poslC)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 21, 2019 01:02 AM (20X6f)
Webb Wilder made a short film from Nurse Ratched's ex's point of view.
Posted by: Miklos, sometime cineaste at February 21, 2019 01:07 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 21, 2019 01:16 AM (Bh6pi)
Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 01:16 AM (705ib)
Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at February 21, 2019 01:16 AM (BKTpn)
You could be right. I don't remember most of the 70s that being said at least I don't have hair on my feet at least last time I checked
Posted by: Sock monkey Proudfoot at February 21, 2019 01:17 AM (hpYmt)
Forget fake meat, cows have it going on plus the added goods they produce besides beef. Match that and we'll talk.
Same with electric cars--find an energy source that eclipses all the advantages of the internal combustion engine--IF you can.
Autonomous cars--develop an AI that can deal with the myriad of variables as quickly and intuitively as a human brain--doubt it's possible.
We should relegate all the above to the imaginary world, they have no practical use in the real one, save as adjuncts to existing systems.
Posted by: irongrampa at February 21, 2019 01:19 AM (S/hVx)
Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 01:20 AM (705ib)
Looked into mr. Woods background sounds like a very talented great white. Fairly certain he has all the fish pinned in the bay with nowhere to go so he can pick and choose which one he feeds on. I think it's an added advantage that he has so many deep pockets im this little pond he doesn't necessarily have to play The settlement game I'm sure at some point he would love to litigate this in full view of the world in court
Posted by: Sock monkey going to enjoy every minute of this at February 21, 2019 01:24 AM (hpYmt)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 01:28 AM (t6MX/)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 01:29 AM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Chief Iron Eyes Miklos at February 21, 2019 01:30 AM (zCyNd)
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FAKE INDIAN! FAKE INDIAN!!!
Posted by: Iron Eyes Cody, Elder of the Rigatoni Nation at February 21, 2019 01:57 AM (UGqF8)
Fearless prediction: Juicy Smellit will be a no-show for his scheduled surrender at 1:30 tomorrow. Cops will go to his apartment or hotel room, where he will be found sprawled half in bed, half on the floor, with his head in a pool of vomit, and an empty bottle of sleeping pills on the night stand, along with a half-bottle of flavored vodka.
"Suicide attempt", but of course it doesn't kill him. He took only enough pills to pass out and puke, but it will bolster the "cry for help" meme that the cuck press is already peddling.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2019 01:59 AM (nPGq2)
Posted by: Iron Eyes Cody, Elder of the Rigatoni Nation at February 21, 2019 01:57 AM (UGqF
The old toothless one speaks truth.
Posted by: Grey Owl at February 21, 2019 02:01 AM (nPGq2)
Posted by: Chief Iron Eyes Miklos at February 21, 2019 01:30 AM (zCyNd)
There's a pill for that. Here. Get this prescription filled tomorrow, take one every morning with food.
Oh, get more exercise, don't drink so much, don't eat so many sugary foods. And for Gods sakes, clean your ears, clip your nails, and take a regular bath!
Posted by: Miklos' GP MD at February 21, 2019 02:06 AM (aVmAZ)
Posted by: Sock Monkey Pan at February 21, 2019 02:08 AM (hpYmt)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 21, 2019 02:10 AM (NQJ+w)
*fires one round only, Vasily*
*wounds Miklos in the Knee*
*tosses Miklos a shovel*
*points the Aztek with the knife over to Miklos*
*some assembly required*
/snrk
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
p.s. huge props to Miklos for such an adroit adaptation of the famous Iron Eyes Cody paragraph.
Dude was a Warrior. Worthy of respect, and HARDLY a mere "savage" in intellect, wisdom or expression.
And people wonder why we evil white dudes named multitudes of sports teams in HONOR of innumerable Indian tribes.
Respect. NOT derision.
Derision is reserved for snowflakes, and their ilk.
Posted by: Jim at February 21, 2019 02:11 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 21, 2019 02:11 AM (NQJ+w)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 21, 2019 02:10 AM (NQJ+w)
Were any Democrats lynched? And if not, why not?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2019 02:12 AM (nPGq2)
Posted by: Summer of Love at February 21, 2019 02:12 AM (FJrl0)
Posted by: Sock Monkey I knew how to code before some of you were born at February 21, 2019 02:12 AM (hpYmt)
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i believe they just left the bodies where they fell at Wounded Knee.
Cav troopers being, in my personal experience, lazy bastards...
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 21, 2019 02:14 AM (NQJ+w)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2019 02:12 AM (nPGq2)
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because this is Lost Angels, where just about everyone is a registered Demonrat, or an illegal alien, or both.
and most of the ones who aren't are afraid to let people know.
me? IDGAF.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 21, 2019 02:16 AM (NQJ+w)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2019 02:16 AM (nPGq2)
Posted by: Sock Monkey Sr. at February 21, 2019 02:19 AM (hpYmt)
Cav troopers being, in my personal experience, lazy bastards...
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 21, 2019 02:14 AM (NQJ+w)
He specifically requested that his heart be buried there.
Which is why I provided the shovel.
And the Aztek.
With the knife.
The knee shot was just to give the Aztek the chance to chase him to ground, in time for the festivities to commence.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 21, 2019 02:22 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 21, 2019 02:24 AM (NQJ+w)
him. He took only enough pills to pass out and puke, but it will bolster
the "cry for help" meme that the cuck press is already peddling.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2019 01:59 AM (nPGq2)
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the good news is, that's real easy to fuck up and kill yourself by accident...
given how smart this genius is, we can only hope he tries.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 21, 2019 02:28 AM (NQJ+w)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 21, 2019 02:24 AM (NQJ+w)
Not much use having one, if you can't hit what you aim at.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2019 02:29 AM (nPGq2)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 21, 2019 02:24 AM (NQJ+w)
"Gun Control" is me putting lead onto a 12" steel disk at 130 yards with a S&W Model 28 Highway Patrolman, 4" bbl., with 148 gr., .38 Spl. full wadcutter rounds.
Sixth round, to be sure, but firing standing, double action, walked the rounds into the target from "dust" from first five misses into the ground, on a 25 mph windy day.
Holdover of about 4.5 ft., windage correction of a full 4 ft. to the right.
Not only a "hit", but dropped the target to the ground, because the "hit" was so dead-center, that it broke the wooden dowel and nylon strap fixture which held the disk to the target frame, through a 1" hole in the center of the disk.
Conversely, give me YOUR gun, and the odds are good I can put 50 rds into the "X" ring on a B-27 target at seven yards.
Don't care if you hand me a Kel Tec .32, I'll connect.
Know what I'll fail with, though?
.500 S&W.
I cannot shoot that one for fifty rounds of anything at any distance for any reason.
Five rounds, I can do. But no more than five, Vasily.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 21, 2019 02:32 AM (QzJWU)
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was actually born Espera de Corti - an Italian-American who played Indians in both his life and on screen.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4mey6hy
Now the story of Chief Seattle is a whole other fabricaton...
Posted by: William Arrowsmith, Ted Perry, Chief Seattle's Speechwriters at February 21, 2019 02:36 AM (aVmAZ)
Posted by: William Arrowsmith, Ted Perry, Chief Seattle's Speechwriters at February 21, 2019 02:36 AM (aVmAZ)
Dude, it's AERO smith.
*slams guitar*
*shrieks into mic*
*snorts all teh drugz*
*looks aenrorx...anorex...enerex...SKINNY*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 21, 2019 02:41 AM (QzJWU)
Damn.
https://vdare.com/articles/ann-coulter-trump-s-failing-on-immigration-don-t-ask-me-to-lie-about-it
Posted by: logprof at February 21, 2019 02:42 AM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Jim at February 21, 2019 02:42 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: ramondo at February 21, 2019 02:44 AM (TRXhc)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2019 02:49 AM (nPGq2)
Posted by: logprof at February 21, 2019 02:50 AM (e7oj4)
Posted by: ramondo at February 21, 2019 02:55 AM (TRXhc)
Posted by: ramondo at February 21, 2019 02:57 AM (TRXhc)
Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2019 03:01 AM (/rm4P)
Posted by: ramondo at February 21, 2019 02:57 AM (TRXhc)
Shouldn't you be sucking Jussie's soon to be dead dick?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2019 03:01 AM (nPGq2)
Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2019 03:08 AM (/rm4P)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2019 03:11 AM (nPGq2)
Posted by: ramondo at February 21, 2019 02:55 AM (TRXhc)
--What is caribu?
Caribou is a tasty cervid. Karibu is Swahili for "welcome"
But caribu?
Posted by: logprof at February 21, 2019 03:12 AM (+jP3p)
Posted by: logprof at February 21, 2019 03:13 AM (+jP3p)
Posted by: sinalco at February 21, 2019 03:13 AM (yODqO)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2019 03:01 AM (nPGq2)
--Not dead, but fresh meat in the pen.
But then maybe anal rape by prisoners named Tre-D'Lanque'e may be just another fantasy for him.
Posted by: logprof at February 21, 2019 03:16 AM (+jP3p)
The press are so far over their skis right now. They are coming to the conclusion that their time with the Trump collusion nonsense of the last 2 years is up. They have whipped 40% of the country into a frenzy of falsehood. They don't know what to do. The tide Is receding and the ugly beach is there for all to see.
And of course the reports of Mueller finishing his report and the of Bob Barr as AG are related.
It is a good sign that we may finally have a real AG.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 21, 2019 03:17 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Sock monkey troll Bane at February 21, 2019 03:17 AM (im1XU)
Or I'm just hungry.
Posted by: sinalco at February 21, 2019 03:13 AM (yODqO)
--Looks like Moraine Lake in Banff National Park.
(Even if the pic is not, both it and Banff are two of the prettiest places on the planet.)
Posted by: logprof at February 21, 2019 03:19 AM (+jP3p)
Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2019 03:24 AM (/rm4P)
Posted by: logprof at February 21, 2019 03:26 AM (+jP3p)
Posted by: Sock monkey special prosecutor at February 21, 2019 03:33 AM (im1XU)
On the weather they don't really know, it's a winter wonder land out there still.
Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2019 03:39 AM (/rm4P)
Just wondering.
Posted by: Sock monkey hopefully cynical at February 21, 2019 03:47 AM (im1XU)
Just wondering.
Posted by: Sock monkey hopefully cynical at February 21, 2019 03:47 AM (im1XU)
--Make it so, please.
But then there should be a Wall as well.
Posted by: logprof at February 21, 2019 03:51 AM (+jP3p)
Posted by: Sock monkey Apprentice prayer Warrior at February 21, 2019 03:51 AM (im1XU)
and there's a downed oak tree at the end of the block, so ima see if i can harvest some wood for next year's firewood pile and the smoker.
hasta, y'all!
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 21, 2019 03:53 AM (NQJ+w)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 21, 2019 03:55 AM (NQJ+w)
Posted by: Sock monkey Dreamer at February 21, 2019 04:00 AM (im1XU)
Posted by: t-bird at February 21, 2019 04:02 AM (C78No)
Might as well make hay while the sun shines.
Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2019 04:03 AM (/rm4P)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 21, 2019 04:08 AM (7Lklb)
Some Morons are crazy productive in the dead of night.
I get some good writing in, but nothing compared to cutting up fallen oaks.
Hope we can do work with the deadwood accumulated by this once great nation . . .
Posted by: logprof at February 21, 2019 04:11 AM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2019 04:15 AM (/rm4P)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 21, 2019 04:22 AM (7Lklb)
Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2019 04:25 AM (/rm4P)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 21, 2019 04:08 AM (7Lklb)
--Cold, with a 100% chance of libtard asshattery.
Posted by: logprof at February 21, 2019 04:29 AM (e7oj4)
Well I'm off, have a great day horde, try and stay warm and dry.
Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2019 04:30 AM (/rm4P)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 21, 2019 04:22 AM (7Lklb)
Great!
Posted by: Fleas, ticks, chiggers, biting flies, disease carrying mosquitoes at February 21, 2019 04:30 AM (aVmAZ)
I dont know why this winter seems worse. Maybe because we aren't getting the break of 'ok' weather inbetween the crap
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 21, 2019 04:31 AM (7Lklb)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 21, 2019 04:42 AM (7Lklb)
Post titled: Unique deviant burial found in Sicily
"The injury pattern is unique. There is nothing like it known in the archaeological record. It is not the result of hand-to-hand combat. There is no evidence of contact anywhere else on the victim's chest..."
Posted by: dDan at February 21, 2019 04:59 AM (hwYmz)
We need to kick luxury real estate lobbyists to the curb and defend working people's way of life. Skyrocketing cost of living is a national crisis that CAN be addressed. It's not just an NYC issue - it's happening in every US metro area.
And who runs every US metro area you communist scrunt?
Fake News? You decide.
The United States is doing pretty poorly in reducing emissions. For The New York Times, Brad Plumer and Blacki Migloiozzi, show the current status and what could happen if the U.S. adopted more drastic plans already in place around the world.
Every talking point released by the Eco-Nazis is always an outrageous lie. And the MFM knows this yet they propagate the lies unchallenged.
Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 05:04 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 05:05 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Panhandler at February 21, 2019 05:08 AM (BdkLu)
Good Morning to you Shipmate.
Posted by: Panhandler at February 21, 2019 05:08 AM (BdkLu)
Shipmate????
LOL, I haven't been in the Navy since 1977.
Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 05:12 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 05:13 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Panhandler at February 21, 2019 05:13 AM (BdkLu)
Joined in 60, got out in 90 - it was a good ride.
Posted by: Panhandler at February 21, 2019 05:13 AM (BdkLu)
Well then if you were on the Enterprise between 1972 and 1977 the we were shipmates.
Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 05:15 AM (mpXpK)
Can you imagine what a "Crosssing the Line" ceremony would be like?
Posted by: Panhandler at February 21, 2019 05:15 AM (BdkLu)
Posted by: Steve Borden at February 21, 2019 05:17 AM (3yfOT)
But in the end you subdued the evil beast, right?
Posted by: Panhandler at February 21, 2019 05:20 AM (BdkLu)
Posted by: Panhandler at February 21, 2019 05:15 AM
Not sure what would be worse, cleaning The Barrel, or kissing The Ewok's Belly Button.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 21, 2019 05:25 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 05:35 AM (705ib)
Posted by: Steve Borden at February 21, 2019 05:35 AM (23MeS)
One of the key tenets of communism is that by repeating a lie over and over is that eventually people will come to accept it. It's also a way of denigrating those same people by demonstrating that they have no control over the simplest things.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 21, 2019 05:40 AM (iAhR6)
Local news is talking about it this morning.
Apparently he is going some documentary about the water fiasco.
Good grief, that will be even-handed.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 21, 2019 05:47 AM (8iiMU)
That was an outgrowth of when the bridge officers screwed up going into Pearl and ran over a sand bar. They blamed engineering for "allowing" the main condensers to silt up causing a loss of the main engines and the ship "drifted" into the sand bar. They had their sequence completely out of order. The main condensers were packed with mud scooped up from the bottom.
Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 05:50 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: wing at February 21, 2019 05:55 AM (JFzNN)
Posted by: saf at February 21, 2019 05:55 AM (5IHGB)
Yeah, Flint Michigan. Where (R)'s were to blame because nobody had the money to buy a $9.99 test kit and test the pH of the water.
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 21, 2019 05:55 AM (jYje5)
The mister has his shellback card and certificate framed, since the "new" Navy and Marine Corps consider such festivities hazing now and have supposedly outlawed them.
He described the ceremony on the Wasp to me once.
Ewwww.
Posted by: Antisocialist at February 21, 2019 06:00 AM (aLOEZ)
Yeah, Flint Michigan. Where (R)'s were to blame because nobody had
the money to buy a $9.99 test kit and test the pH of the water.
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 21, 2019 05:55 AM (jYje5)
Yeah, a city run by Dems for decades, that decided to save a nickel by restarting their own water treatment instead of continuing to get their supply elsewhere. And screwing it up bigly.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 21, 2019 06:01 AM (8iiMU)
Posted by: saf at February 21, 2019 06:04 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 21, 2019 06:05 AM (iAhR6)
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 21, 2019 06:05 AM (u82oZ)
Fox Business had a shot of Maria Bartiromo wiping her mouth and fixing her hair, thinking the camera was off her, as hot fake blonde Cheryl Casone was babbling about a bond deal. To her credit, she calmly removed her glasses and struck a pose.
Casone is wearing a snug yellow dress today.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 21, 2019 06:06 AM (8iiMU)
It's only a story to those who didn't expect it. Like those who thought Bronco Bama wasn't going to act like a Chicago pol. There are some cities where presumption of innocence doesn't apply to pols.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 21, 2019 06:06 AM (VaN/j)
Yeah, a city run by Dems for decades, that decided to save a nickel by restarting their own water treatment instead of continuing to get their supply elsewhere. And screwing it up bigly.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 21, 2019 06:01 AM
Actually, to be honest, I never saw a pH reading that indicated it would cause the leeching of lead into the water. A couple of localized 'spot' readings that could have been from just about anything.
It just seemed like another ginned-up story intended to bump something else off the front page and create racial animus.
This Coast Guard guy seems to be another ginned-up story to get Jussie off the front page. So, he had a list of names. So did the guy who shot Steve Scalise. How did law enforcement treat that? As an assignation?
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 21, 2019 06:10 AM (jYje5)
Knee hurts, but not a show stopper. My head is harder than my knee. Would have been better to hit that.
One moment you are living large, stepping out, then Wham!
Sorta a metaphor for life.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 21, 2019 06:11 AM (u82oZ)
We IDed that mountain before, since it was on a previous ONT. Sometime back in 2016?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 21, 2019 06:13 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 21, 2019 06:14 AM (cqNba)
The shell back certificate for my lil' puddin head baby is framed and hangs right next to mine in my office. Almost 30 years difference but the certificates are almost the same. From talking with her about it, the 'festivities' were too.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 21, 2019 06:15 AM (iAhR6)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 21, 2019 06:15 AM (iAhR6)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2019 06:17 AM (Y5LDn)
What I put my mom through as a active toddler on a MSTS ship going to Guam!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 21, 2019 06:17 AM (u82oZ)
Actually, to be honest, I never saw a pH reading that indicated it would cause the leeching of lead into the water.
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 21, 2019 06:10 AM (jYje5)
My understanding is that the water needed to be treated with some chemical to prevent the lead from leaching into the water from the old pipes, and apparently this was not done. So, it's not a matter of measuring pH, but understanding what kind of pipes are carrying the water.
Who is to blame? Practically speaking, possibly the engineering consultants, but I understand that their reports had sufficient weasel words to avoid culpability.
Bottom line, the city gubmint has the ultimate responsibility for the mess.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 21, 2019 06:17 AM (8iiMU)
#1 in bedbugs
#1 in Worst drivers
And #200 in driving in the snow.
Yup, that's us.
https://tinyurl.com/y6duhmw9
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 21, 2019 06:18 AM (cqNba)
with Lena Dunham as the hot babe.
Posted by: Virgil Royal at February 21, 2019 06:19 AM (+YOgb)
Can't pull it up. ISTR somewhere in Canada, but I could be wrong. Been a while. Let me try Tin Eye.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 21, 2019 06:20 AM (u82oZ)
Never served in the Armed Forces. Never really had a real job. But he has become a military expert in all things.
He sits back and offers advice to other semi-violent she-men (Rubio, Graham, et al) on how to use the US Military to fight wars of no value.
When I think of evil people, I think of Maxie!
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 21, 2019 06:22 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 21, 2019 06:11 AM (u82oZ)
wait another 24 hours and then you see what you really hit!
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 21, 2019 06:23 AM (JFO2v)
I told the manager if I was a Democratic officeholder I would be screamong for my lawyer now. I asked her to put some salt on the ice, since the temps were above 18℉.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 21, 2019 06:26 AM (u82oZ)
On the other hand they might come up of a variation like a Christian claims he was attacked by gays and faked the whole thing to smear LGBT's. Or have they done that already?
Posted by: Ripley at February 21, 2019 06:27 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 21, 2019 06:31 AM (u82oZ)
Work preps await. The good news is it's not a Chippendale gig. I don't feel like dancing today.
May every traffic light turn green for you on your way home.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 21, 2019 06:33 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 21, 2019 06:42 AM (LsBY9)
How the FBI Protects America in the Age of Terror and Trump
Ha! That is tff. This is the age of Wishful Thinking. The time when supposed rational and thoughtful people have given up on many American ideas.
The association of Trump to Terror is the direct association of almost half the US population to terror. If you do not think so, go to an airport. How many Progressive solid Dem voters do you see in the TSA lines? Probably not many single mothers from the bastions of Democrat voters that make up the major cities in the US. These TSA lines, cost, and burdens are just places to create process crimes against hard working middle class citizens.
People like McCabe never seem to take on real crime. The mexican cartels. MS-13 and other invader gangs. Sex trafficking and human smuggling. They are out working to find process crimes on middle class Americans.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 21, 2019 06:47 AM (JFO2v)
I told the manager if I was a Democratic officeholder I would be screamong for my lawyer now. I asked her to put some salt on the ice, since the temps were above 18.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 21, 2019 06:26 AM (u82oZ)
Did you mean Democratic voter!
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 21, 2019 06:48 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Captain Samuel Whittemore at February 21, 2019 06:55 AM (25Dt7)
Posted by: Mainah at February 21, 2019 06:55 AM (THfbA)
Posted by: Captain Samuel Whittemore at February 21, 2019 06:55 AM (25Dt7)
1996! Clinton
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 21, 2019 06:57 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Captain Samuel Whittemore at February 21, 2019 06:57 AM (25Dt7)
Damn.
https://vdare.com/articles/ann-coulter-trump-s-failing-on-immigration-don-t-ask-me-to-lie-about-it
Posted by: logprof at February 21, 2019 02:42 AM (e7oj4)
Anne Coulter is so full of shit here.
First, she says:
... the bill prohibits Trump from using any Homeland Security funds to build a wall anywhere along the border. Only bollard fencing is permitted
At first I was disappointed these new walls going up were limited to existing types already used, until I got a good look at the beefed up versions that DHS was erecting. One, they are at a minimum 18-feet high, with five feet of steel plate to prevent climbing by hand. Some are 30-feet high and being used in dense urban areas, like Calexico, CA (but sometimes without top plate.) In addition, these barriers go 6 feet into the ground, incased in 8 feet of concrete. No one is digging a tunnel under and up one of those things without spending the better part of the day. If CBP doesn't have eyes and ears on the boarder to let that happen without catching on, then they are lacking other infrastructure besides good walls.
Yes, the concrete prototype walls looked very imposing and much more attractive than thee steel-girder "fences" but I've seen reports that each 25-foot wide cost around 400k each. Probably much higher due to being prototype construction, but I wouldn't be surprised designs with such a finished look are very costly. Compare that to the my back of the envelop cost per 25-feet of a 20 miles stretch completed in New Mexico:
$17,300
(cost of contract was $73 Million)
Btw, here is video of that section newly completed (check out at minute five standing next to the gate.):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XonPNUeLH-k
And that project was completed 5 months early. It was expected to take a year, started last April and finished in November. If they'd used one of those prototype designs, it'd probably be years to complete those 20 miles.
Back to Ann...
She says:
even that is allowed in only one small section of the border with the approval of local authorities.
Inasmuch as the "local authorities" in that particular sector are liberal Democrats and/or beholden to Mexican cartels, the bill Trump just signed effectively prohibits any barrier whatsoever from being built on the border.
Bullshit. What she doesn't say is one, this stipulation only applies to the new funds for FY19... any previous funding and money gotten from the Emergency Declaration, etc. is not affected. Further, this requirement expires. at the end of the Fiscal year. Its right there in the text of the bill...
Such consultations shall continue until September 30, 2019 (or until agreement is reached, if earlier)
And for this nonsense:
The bill also expressly prohibits the deportation of any illegal aliens who are part of a household, or thinking of becoming part of a household, that contains an "unaccompanied minor" -- i.e. any illegal alien who claims to be under 18 years old with no parent in the country.
The only scenario where that applies is when an illegal alien relative comes to pick up an unaccompanied child being held by the Feds. They'd still need to pass a background check and steady job. This provision also expires September 30th, so its hardly "Amnesty." Besides, are we even deporting this class of illegal aliens anyways? AFAIK, we are only deporting aliens with criminal records.
I'm done.
Posted by: Serious Cat at February 21, 2019 06:58 AM (Xqo6t)
Posted by: bluebell at February 21, 2019 06:58 AM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Uncle Meat at February 21, 2019 06:59 AM (UdKB7)
https://tinyurl.com/y52pq5p9
Dude has been on somebodie's radar for several years.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 21, 2019 07:00 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Any chance that they might check to see if this guy is a long term drug, prescription or non, user?
Posted by: Bruce at February 21, 2019 07:04 AM (8ikIW)
https://tinyurl.com/y3ndar4h
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 21, 2019 07:05 AM (cqNba)
Dude has been on somebodie's radar for several years.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 21, 2019 07:00 AM
My thoughts, too. Kept on 'standby' status with law enforcement to snatch when needed. Right now they need to Jussie off the front page while they figure out how to let him off the hook.
I still have hope that the Postal Inspectors are less corrupt.
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 21, 2019 07:06 AM (jYje5)
Posted by: Serious Cat at February 21, 2019 06:58 AM (Xqo6t)
Cat! So these item are just word plays meant to be picked up by Anne types and used to discourage PDT voters and supporters!
Anne know the price of everything and the value of nothing. She is into Retail Politics, putting a price tag on some single line in a 1500 page document. Opposite of a Schlichter or Rush type that points out the entire bill is total bullshit so let go do something else within the Executive powers.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 21, 2019 07:06 AM (JFO2v)
After all he conspired to commit two separate criminal acts.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 21, 2019 07:06 AM (JUOKG)
Not me! I think we should investigate Trump's tax returns for the past 30 years. He's gotta have done something impeachable!!
/s
Posted by: Bruce at February 21, 2019 07:07 AM (8ikIW)
https://tinyurl.com/y52pq5p9
Dude has been on somebodie's radar for several years.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 21, 2019 07:00 AM (cqNba)
Yes, "WE" will be blamed and tarred for this, while the MSM and the Left conveniently forget The Antifa scum who killed 6 Dallas Police Officers or the nut that shot Scalise and the Republican Softball team..But then "WE" are just deplorables who deserve it
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2019 07:08 AM (bim/x)
Hard to tell from what is being released.
Prior Marine, and reserves.
Sustained HGH use.
Dumb enough to use work computer for spreadsheets with names and comments.
None of it really seems to add up to being an informed, intelligent individual.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 21, 2019 07:08 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
WE asked for it when WE decided to not vote for the lying drunk
Posted by: Bruce at February 21, 2019 07:08 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Ripley at February 21, 2019 07:10 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
I think a lot of people have these type of thoughts/fantasies. What the heck triggers them to try to act on them?
Posted by: Bruce at February 21, 2019 07:10 AM (8ikIW)
Roger Stone must also worry that if he goes there, he is seen as something of a dandy, Gergen said of Stones potential to land in prison. Will he be physically safe? Will he be subject to rape? There must be a lot of things going through his mind.
Why not come out and say the entire point of process crime is to get someone assfukd!
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 21, 2019 07:10 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 21, 2019 07:10 AM (2uXch)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2019 07:12 AM (bim/x)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 21, 2019 07:12 AM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 21, 2019 07:14 AM (jYje5)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2019 07:12 AM (bim/x)
Yep! The Clintons knew what to do with stupid people!
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 21, 2019 07:14 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot"
She did an internship with Ted Kennedy, not easy get. Don't what her duties were (probably better) but she was groomed for lib politics.
Posted by: Ripley at February 21, 2019 07:14 AM (MxEKc)
What a joke.
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 21, 2019 07:14 AM (jYje5)
A) it is a felony
B) IF he also wrote the original letter, the Feds might also charge him.
He is in trouble. will he go to jail? Maybe, Maybe not, but he is still in trouble
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2019 07:15 AM (bim/x)
Yep! The Clintons knew what to do with stupid people!
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 21, 2019 07:14 AM (JFO2v)
Appears so. LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2019 07:16 AM (bim/x)
It's mine!
Posted by: hc at February 21, 2019 07:16 AM (jYje5)
Looks lie the MSM has their distraction. with white nationalist domestic terrorist in training. Just in time.
Posted by: Ripley at February 21, 2019 07:10 AM
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You forgot the Veteran part. That is going to be important in the coming days. They will paint us Vets as dysfunctional and prone to violence just like holder and lynch did as AG.
There was an actual BOLO to LE during obama's administration that said Vets were more prone to terrorist acts and we needed to be on watch lists.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 21, 2019 07:17 AM (JUOKG)
Dude still has a job, yes?
Rosanne Barr was gone in something like hours after a single comment that she made.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 21, 2019 07:17 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2019 07:17 AM (oVJmc)
And then tries to kill the best basketball player in the Country. LOL...Ah but fuck what do I care he plays for duke
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2019 07:18 AM (bim/x)
Rosanne Barr was gone in something like hours after a single comment that she made.
And she was the franchise player.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2019 07:18 AM (oVJmc)
--
Yep. Typical conservative Republican right there.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 21, 2019 07:18 AM (xyung)
He is in trouble. will he go to jail? Maybe, Maybe not, but he is still in trouble
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2019 07:15 AM
Do you think if you tied up police resources for three weeks they'd only charge you with one offense?
No way. They'd overcharge like crazy then negotiate down for a plea deal.
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 21, 2019 07:19 AM (jYje5)
Rosanne Barr was gone in something like hours after a single comment that she made.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 21, 2019 07:17 AM (cqNba)
Maybe...I believe he is in the process of being written out of the script and after being charged, I am sure he will be.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2019 07:19 AM (bim/x)
No way. They'd overcharge like crazy then negotiate down for a plea deal.
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 21, 2019 07:19 AM (jYje5)
No idea...What else do you want him charged with? Being an asshole? Is that on the books? LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2019 07:21 AM (bim/x)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2019 07:15 AM
Do you think if you tied up police resources for three weeks they'd only charge you with one offense?
No way. They'd overcharge like crazy then negotiate down for a plea deal.
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 21, 2019 07:19 AM
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They hit him with a felony charge. If they wanted this to quietly go away they could have slapped a misdemeanor charge on him and plea that out to Community Service and probation, but they didn't.
They are pi$$ed.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 21, 2019 07:22 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2019 07:17 AM (oVJmc)
Maybe "Man Pays Dog To Bite Him"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 21, 2019 07:23 AM (Ct55T)
Probably.
But what I am getting at is that Barr was removed immediately.
Show was completely redone after that to remove the character.
1. Fire Actor
2. Re-write entire show.
That was how egregious the offense was that Barr committed.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 21, 2019 07:23 AM (cqNba)
They are pi$$ed.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 21, 2019 07:22 AM (JUOKG)
Is he actually charged with a felony now?
Last I heard (yesterday) they were only looking at charging him with a disorderly conduct. Half a step above a parking ticket, IIANM.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 21, 2019 07:24 AM (Ct55T)
ted lieu D-CA says they will move on with the multiple investigations the House already has going on Trump even if meuller says no collusion.
"Regardless of what Robert Muellers report shows, there are
investigations by the Southern District of New York. There are state
attorney general investigations. So, this is going to keep on going to
make sure that all of the possible crimes that Donald Trump and his
associates may have engaged in will be investigated."
It will never end.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 21, 2019 07:24 AM (JUOKG)
I hope this doesn't let him off the hook.
Posted by: eleven at February 21, 2019 07:25 AM (NLLmE)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 21, 2019 07:24 AM (JUOKG)
So who's investigating Ted Lieu for any possible crimes he may or may not have engaged in?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 21, 2019 07:25 AM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 21, 2019 07:26 AM (jYje5)
Last I heard (yesterday) they were only looking at charging him with
a disorderly conduct. Half a step above a parking ticket, IIANM.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 21, 2019 07:24 AM
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Yes he has been. Felony disorderly conduct/filing a false police report. He could get one-three years from it.
Plus the Feds are still investigating the death threat letter he sent to himself. That could lead to another felony charge from them.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 21, 2019 07:27 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: JAS at February 21, 2019 07:29 AM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2019 07:29 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Dr. Johnny Fever at February 21, 2019 07:30 AM (oVJmc)
https://tinyurl.com/y46glz4s
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 21, 2019 07:30 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Uncle Meat at February 21, 2019 07:30 AM (UdKB7)
I was never aware that "Felony disorderly conduct" was a thing...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 21, 2019 07:30 AM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2019 07:31 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2019 07:33 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 21, 2019 07:33 AM (Ct55T)
Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 07:33 AM (705ib)
https://tinyurl.com/y4dm8eoc
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2019 07:34 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: Tami
Is that how ya predict the weather ?
Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 07:34 AM (705ib)
Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 07:34 AM (705ib)
they control the weather!
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 21, 2019 07:36 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 21, 2019 07:36 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 21, 2019 07:37 AM (cqNba)
to coordinate with her anti-lynching bill.
JS probably figured he'd have a powerful friend that could get him out of this if hoax went "sideways".
with this mccabe book, where he describes the attempted coup... I'd really like to know how they did it, what reporters did they contact, what fake intel did they provide, what Judge did they know for certain would go along with the scheme, the anatomy of the scheme.
so we can look for other similar schemes.
Posted by: rusty shacklefjord at February 21, 2019 07:37 AM (7Scc+)
On the 210th anniversary of Charles Darwin's birthday, the Discovery Institute is going public with a list of more than 1,000 Ph.D. scientists who declared their skepticism toward Darwin's mechanism for evolution
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 21, 2019 07:37 AM (JFO2v)
to coordinate with her anti-lynching bill.
Repubs should introduce an anti buggy whip whipping bill!
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 21, 2019 07:38 AM (JFO2v)
I'll hold off on forming an opinion till Bill Nye shares his thoughts on this.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 21, 2019 07:38 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: The Stasi at February 21, 2019 07:40 AM (UdKB7)
I'll hold off on forming an opinion till Bill Nye shares his thoughts on this.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Or Valerie Jarrett
Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 07:40 AM (705ib)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Bill Nye is holding off on an opinion until someone writes one for him
Posted by: Bruce at February 21, 2019 07:40 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 21, 2019 07:41 AM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 21, 2019 07:41 AM (+fPHo)
What is funny is that they could prove that the tax cut was a lie. That taxes are actually higher when looking at revenues. Progressives do not understand taxes vs tax rates. Neither do they understand taxes paid vs withholdings.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 21, 2019 07:44 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Les Kinetic
Sadly, most tax cuts are.
It's like the chowder head that is Illinois gov.
When he was running he was going to tax allllll the billionaires in Ill to pay for all the deficit problems.
Now? going to tax the 401Ks of retired people.
I guess I'm a billionaire now
Posted by: Bruce at February 21, 2019 07:46 AM (8ikIW)
But of course it is.
Although, almost every report I have seen so far, pretty much points the blame toward insufficient withholding throughout the year.
Not an increase in the individuals tax rate.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 21, 2019 07:46 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Bruce at February 21, 2019 07:47 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at February 21, 2019 07:47 AM (81OU+)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 21, 2019 07:47 AM (cqNba)
CNN: In other news the felony misdemeanor charge against Jussie Smollett has been reduced to a misdemeanor charge of littering with failure to recycle with a hefty $25 fine.
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 21, 2019 07:47 AM (jYje5)
On the 210th anniversary of Charles Darwin's birthday, the Discovery Institute is going public with a list of more than 1,000 Ph.D. scientists who declared their skepticism toward Darwin's mechanism for evolution."
Funny how today's idiot leftists are actually nothing more than fundies all over again, with a total belief in the Inerrancy of their Scriptures and a terrible intolerance for anyone who dares to question their Holy Writs.
and then there are so many things wrong with that news blurb - first of all, one could easily put together a list of 1,000 PhD holders who are on food stamps because they never could find a real job (and the actual number is much higher) But of COURSE Darwin's "mechanism" was wrong, he came up with that 150 years ago when Phrenology was the latest greatest thing. No one had even thought of ideas like Punctuated Equilibrium or it's variations. Darwin's original theory was a blind first stab at a very complicated subject.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 07:53 AM (V2Yro)
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