HERE IS A MAN

From Twitter, via Vee on YouTube, here's a story of a Male Feminist Ally on a date.

The Feminist Male Ally is HUGE fan of Gamergate troll and formerly relevant person Anita Sarkesian (@femfreq or Feminist Frequency) -- a nigh-psychotic feminist who rants endlessly about anti-feminist "tropes" in videogames, like female characters being attractive and having breasts.

This guy ruins a date because he can't stop talking about feminist and gay-friendly tropes in TV shows and Anita Sarkesian's entire oeuvre.

Meanwhile the poor woman is like, "OMG, what a sissy drip, he's going to start menstruating any second and then we'll be cycle sisters.*"

Sean Conklin

@SeanyConks

@femfreq ruined my date the other day in the best way possible: a thread #thisispositiveipromise

Met this woman on @hinge and we hit it off. She is a music teacher and I love music and work with kids myself. We seemed to be getting along well. I asked her out, we were going to go to the nature center but the weather turned, so we hit the local video arcade with vintage games

I am 99.98% sure that going to an arcade was his mantention, not hers. You'll see why later.


We had a good time. It wasn't Earth shattering, but good enough to merit a second date. We decided to get ice cream after work one day. We got our ice cream and walked around and talked for about an hour.

The plaza we were in had a movie theater in it that we both frequent so naturally TV and movies came up. She mentioned #Frasier and I told her I often rewatch #Cheers and Frasier and that I love old shows, especially cheers.

Note she said she likes Frasier and he says he likes both Cheers and Frasier.

So that means that he could easily talk about the show she likes.

He's a Male Feminist Ally so of course he'll do just that.

Spoiler Alert: NOPE. He's going to ignore the thing she says she likes to babble endlessly about the thing he likes, all the while patting himself on the back as a Nice Guy Feminist Who Really Hears Women's Voices.

I then began to talk about a specific episode of #Cheers, my favorite episode in which one of Sam's baseball buddies writes a book and comes out as gay in it. Sam openly supports him and the men at the bar become concerned that the bar will become a gay bar.

I know when I go on first dates I always make a point of bringing up feminism and gay bars. It gets da bitches randy. It really puts the fizz in the snizz, IYKWIMAITYD.


Diane challenges them and says that gay men come in the bar all the time, but they just don't know it. Then men are adamant that they would know a gay guy if they saw one. She tells them there are two gay men there and if they can tell her who they are shell be quiet

The men go on and make complete fools of themselves using outdated (even for the time) stereotypes of gay men to try to determine who it is. And they are proven wrong in the end. It was a powerful social commentary that is still relevant today, almost 30 years later

Does this soyface retard realize all this woman heard for the past ten minutes is "gay, gay, gay, gab bar, gay men, gay, gay stereotypes, powerful social commentary"?

Maybe he does. Maybe he thinks this is impressing her, or maybe "Telling her I am not a sexual threat at all."

That's a weird thing that these Male Allies are concerned with.


My date was not as interested in it as I was...

No shit. Well, then, I'm sure he will switch to a different sort of conversation to find something she might be interested in.

...so I explained that because I watched @femfreq and the tropes vs women videos...

Jesus Christ just shook his head and said, "Oh, Me."

... as they came out and I was in college, I developed a critical eye using feminist critique and that's why I like that episode so much.

Say, you know who's got a really good critical eye?

Tim Gunn.

Make it work, Conan the Ass-Slayer.


She then asked me if viewing movies and TV that way ruined it for me.

I don't know how this woman could have signaled "I find this entire topic boring and you refusal to move off of it selfish bordering on monomaniacal" any harder except by shooting you right in the fucking face with a bullet etched with the words SHUT THE FUCK UP FEMMY GEEK.

It was an odd question, one that i know is lobbied at the women in @femfreq constantly. When I told her that it didn't ruin it, just made me view it differently, she was not about it.

Well! Finally he sees she's not interested in his obsession, so finally he's stop Mansplaining Feminism to her and move on to a different subject!

I mentioned some of the topics of the tropes v women videos

Oops no he's just going to try to tickle her fancy with other Anita Sarkesian topics.

...not even daring to go into the other amazing things those women do with that organization, and she was getting visibly frustrated.

FINALLY HE GETS IT! NOW he'll talk about something more normal, like raping horses.

I didn't even tell the content, just the topic.

Sorry, I was wrong. His only adjustment was to start giving her Anita Sarkesian Bullet Points instead of Anita Sarkesian Essays.

I was trying not to force my opinion

And doing a fantastic job, too, Mansplainer.

Question: Can you actually mansplain if you're not technically a man?

There must be an award-winning Ph.D. paper on this subject somewhere.

Okay, now that he's finally gotten it, he can ask her, "So, what interests you?," right?

Spoiler: NOPE.


At one point I said something like "it depends on the context of the game. If you have a war game and a woman is running around in a bikini and shooting guns, does that really make sense?" She said something like "well was the charachter designed to be arousing?"

He's complaining about girls in videogames wearing bikinis, like a total soywad.

She says, "Well, I don't know, maybe sexy girls in bikinis could be a valid choice if that suits the creator's vision."

You know -- expressing a normal, healthy relationship not just with sex but with men's desire for sex.

In other words, saying, "I'm not a weirdo or a puritan or a total spazz and maybe might make a nice sexy girlfriend."

I'm sure this rancid bag of estrogen will finally see that the purpose of a date is to find a mate, not talk about Anita Sarkesian with an unwilling partner. I'm sure he will finally see this as a positive opportunity.


It was going badly for both of us.

Nope!

This was a huge philosophical difference, yes, but also a intellectual difference. We thought of the world in drastically different ways. There was a point in our conversation she was mid sentence and just stopped and said "ok"

Holy shit -- this guy finally picked up on a verbal cue. Maybe he's finally learning about male-female interactions.

Spoiler Alert: NOPE.


Then we started talking about #TheLastJedi and there was no going back.

So he takes her to an arcade, starts spitting Anita Sarkesian video games criticism in her face for an hour, and now they're talking about The Last Jedi.

Does anyone think that she is actually choosing any of these topics here, or is this boorish, manterrupting nerd just bulldozing her and insisting they talk about whatever Spazz Topic pops into his Spazz head?

Just so you know: It's the latter.

She hated Luke, I loved Him. It was over. The end. No way to save that budding relationship. We haven't spoken since. It was a week ago.

Ladies: He's single...


So that's how @femfreq ruined my date. It was good though, because not only did it show me her opinions on feminism, but it also showed me she wasn't willing to discuss it with someone and have a serious conversation. #NotCompatible #thankyoufemfreq #thankyouforcomingtomytedtalk

I'm seeing a vision of the future, and it involves the world's first documented Male Cat Lady, dying alone and unloved and unnoticed, surrounded by forty half-feral cats who proceed to devour his corpulent yet youngish corpse over a period of thirty days.

And then I'm seeing this squalid apartment, and the next people who move in.

And I'm seeing a couple sit bolt upright in the middle of the night as they hear a ghostly voice moaning: There should be more empowered, nonsexualized female characters in triple A game titles...


* "Cycle Sisters" stolen from Julie Kelly, who also calls them "The PMS Caucus." She's referring to the leftwing Democrat trolls who wore white (like Klansmen) to the State of the Union.


Weird Inversion: In a way, I almost want to applaud this guy as a Hero, because he is utterly unapologetic about bulldozing over anything this Stupid Inferior Woman wants to do or talk about, and insisting that they only things they can talk about are the things he, the Superior Masterful Male, wants to talk about.

Meanwhile, we non-Male Feminist Allies totally cuck out on dates and try to listen to what the girl says and take what she says seriously and talk about the topics she proposes or seems to express interest in.

So in a weird way, this Soyboy Beta Cuck is more of a Thuggishly Domineering Male that we pussies can ever dream of being. I mean, he's basically a Mack truck with a cow-catcher just blasting over Women's Voices like Mad Max at the end of The Road Warrior.

On the other hand, he has an advantage we don't:

I'm not sure he actually gives a shit about sleeping with women.

That takes a lot of the pressure off, right there.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:58 PM




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1 St

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at February 12, 2019 12:54 PM (jqZ8a)

2 Yo

Posted by: Ha at February 12, 2019 12:54 PM (MAstk)

3 first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 12:54 PM (XSSCs)

4 I'll bet he wore a Messenger Bag, too.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 12:55 PM (/wAOm)

5 dammit

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 12:55 PM (XSSCs)

6
shades of grey

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 12:55 PM (13CQC)

7 You can just feel the soy oozing from that first sentence in the first tweet.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 12, 2019 12:55 PM (QSdIk)

8 "From Twitter, via Vee on YouTube, here's a Feminist Male Ally and HUGE fan of Gamergate troll and formerly relevant person Anita Sarkesian (@femfreq or Feminist Frequency) who ruins a date because he can't stop talking about feminist and gay-friendly tropes in TV shows and she's like "OMG what a sissy drip, he's going to start menstruating any second and then we'll be cycle sisters."

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I understand all those words individually, but when they are put together in that order, ...... I have no fucking clue what any of that paragraph means.

What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2019 12:56 PM (8XRCm)

9 First tweet is a tell. What actual gamer calls retro games "vintage"? Like they're vinyl records. Already knew this guy would take like a fag and his shit would be all retarded.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2019 12:56 PM (oZ6kz)

10 lots of content!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 12, 2019 12:56 PM (sy5kK)

11 Huh?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2019 12:56 PM (0tfLf)

12 He should see if Jussie Fruit is back on Grindr yet.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 12, 2019 12:56 PM (xyung)

13 love to see my main man Vee on here. Guy cracks me up

Posted by: the_real_ch3 at February 12, 2019 12:57 PM (IG5KL)

14 I'd make fun of his Jr. High School level game (arcade + ice cream!1!!) but honestly I wish I met more girls who would be cool with going to the arcade as a 1st date.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2019 12:57 PM (oZ6kz)

15 And now he wears a cage.

Posted by: Zod at February 12, 2019 12:57 PM (Bdeb0)

16


Friends don't let friends date feminist allies.
Chances are good he's some sort of rapey dude like Joss Whedon.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2019 12:57 PM (W+vEI)

17 Parody is unpossible.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 12, 2019 12:57 PM (1pz14)

18 ... as they came out and I was in college, I developed a critical eye using feminist critique and that's why I like that episode so much.

Forget it. You're still not getting any.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 12:58 PM (GJkKh)

19 top 20!

I don't know why I still post here when we have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that Ace is THE Russian collusion connection!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 12, 2019 12:58 PM (so+oy)

20 oh just suck a dick already

Posted by: Rick in SK at February 12, 2019 12:58 PM (FZYNt)

21 Well, that girl really dodged a bullet.

Posted by: Weirddave at February 12, 2019 12:58 PM (hdaWn)

22 He's actually trying to be 'more feminist that thou' with a real woman.

$10 says he cuts his dick off and starts 'transitioning' within three years.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 12, 2019 12:58 PM (xJa6I)

23 Always play the female character in games. Otherwise you're watching a dude run around for however many hours.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 12, 2019 12:58 PM (xyung)

24 "But enough about you," he soy-splained to her.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 12:58 PM (ptqGC)

25 4 I'll bet he wore a Messenger Bag, too.
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 12:55 PM (/wAOm)


He's afraid Crocs are too macho.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 12:59 PM (GJkKh)

26 How soon before this guy transitions?

Posted by: Tawdry Prole at February 12, 2019 12:59 PM (thbcn)

27 So that's how @femfreq ruined my date. It was good though, because not only did it show me her opinions on feminism, but it also showed me she wasn't willing to discuss it with someone and have a serious conversation. #NotCompatible #thankyoufemfreq #thankyouforcomingtomytedtalk

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She wasn't a real woman.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 12:59 PM (ANN96)

28 I like the Gray-White inversion thing. It works!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 12:59 PM (Kpl3J)

29 I have to ask: is this a transman?
If "he" started out as a woman this would make so much more sense.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2019 12:59 PM (W+vEI)

30 22 He's actually trying to be 'more feminist that thou' with a real woman.

$10 says he cuts his dick off and starts 'transitioning' within three years.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 12, 2019 12:58 PM (xJa6I)

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I'm not taking that bet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 12:59 PM (ANN96)

31

Wow, that's just sad in so many, many ways.

But at least his cats love him.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 12, 2019 01:00 PM (HaL55)

32 "Always play the female character in games. Otherwise you're watching a dude run around for however many hours.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 12, 2019 12:58 PM (xyung)"

Yeah, that Peach is a fuckin' dime. You can totally see up her skirt in SMB2.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2019 01:00 PM (oZ6kz)

33 Huh?

Posted by: dananjcon at February 12, 2019 01:00 PM (xqfqx)

34 That was one of the worst episodes of Cheers precisely because it tried some sort of social commentary. I think it was a first season episode & they didn't make that mistake again. Think of the best sitcoms and they are trying to make people laugh, not virtue signal. "Very special episodes" aren't funny.

Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 01:00 PM (7HtZB)

35 Remember, this kind of soyboy ally is who feminists hang around with all the time, coloring their view of men.

He's a raging narcissist who doesn't give a shit about what women actually have to say.

No wonder feminists think men are awful.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 01:00 PM (ANN96)

36 Read the content

Sounds like the guy is from Seattle. That's exactly how every single man in Seattle sees the world.

No wonder I had to go to Florida to find someone I can talk with.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2019 01:00 PM (PkVlr)

37 50 shades?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 12, 2019 01:01 PM (6qErC)

38 31

Wow, that's just sad in so many, many ways.

But at least his cats love him.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 12, 2019 01:00 PM (HaL55)

Pfft. We plan on killing him in his sleep.

Posted by: The Cats at February 12, 2019 01:01 PM (7HtZB)

39 Jesus Christ just shook his head and said, "Oh, Me."



Dude. You just bury a pearl like that in the middle?

That's a lede, baby!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2019 01:01 PM (fuK7c)

40 Ha. The HQ is transitioning.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 12, 2019 01:01 PM (xyung)

41 23 Always play the female character in games. Otherwise you're watching a dude run around for however many hours.

Pixel Ass.

Posted by: wooga at February 12, 2019 01:01 PM (0238f)

42 >>$10 says he cuts his dick off and starts 'transitioning' within three years.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 12, 2019 12:58 PM (xJa6I)

If she's sinister and creative, he could be in for a lengthy regimen of some serious headgames. And, umm, other kinds of games...before he reaches the comparative liberation you describe.

Posted by: Zod at February 12, 2019 01:02 PM (Bdeb0)

43 For anyone who missed it, it was normal (in color) for a moment there.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 12, 2019 01:02 PM (xyung)

44 34 That was one of the worst episodes of Cheers precisely because it tried some sort of social commentary. I think it was a first season episode & they didn't make that mistake again. Think of the best sitcoms and they are trying to make people laugh, not virtue signal. "Very special episodes" aren't funny.
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 01:00 PM (7HtZB)

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Seinfeld never had a very special episode.

Maybe that early episode about trying to get a rent controlled apartment, but that might have been unintentional.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 01:02 PM (ANN96)

45 Pinball is for the first date.

Posted by: Jodie Foster at February 12, 2019 01:02 PM (/wAOm)

46 t was an odd question, one that i know is lobbied at the women ...


One lobs questions. One does not lobby a question.

Fail.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2019 01:02 PM (fuK7c)

47 We have a lot of snow in the area the company I work for covers. Had a customer call in because a tree was leaning on the phone line to their house. The phone company handles that but we can call in a repair ticket for him. He asked if we could send our "tree removal team" out. That's highly amusing because we have three field techs and none of them take down trees for customers. If that guy was a manly man, he'd be out there with a chain saw, taking it down himself. Instead, they called again this morning, wanting to know when someone would come out and save them.

Posted by: notsothoreau at February 12, 2019 01:02 PM (JKNZq)

48 What a stupid time to be alive. Pure poetry ace.

Posted by: Bosk at February 12, 2019 01:02 PM (9m9TT)

49 Feminism is the anti-STD.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 12, 2019 01:02 PM (xJa6I)

50 Is "transplaining" a thing?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 12, 2019 01:02 PM (xyung)

51 Read the content

Sounds like the guy is from Seattle. That's exactly how every single man in Seattle sees the world.

No wonder I had to go to Florida to find someone I can talk with.
Posted by: nurse ratched


Seattle, San Francisco, Portland.

Maybe we could work out a deal where the Chinese drop a neutron bomb on these places. Saves the buildings, kills the people.

Think about it.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at February 12, 2019 01:03 PM (vcOmj)

52 Let me tell, from any guy who's married, here are the Top 5 verbal responses to Make Any Women think that you are Totally Into Her.

#1. Uh-huh.
#2. Really?
#3. So tell me more!
#4. I'm not sure, what do you think?
#5. I never knew that!

any responses outside of these basic 5 and you may wander into dangerous territory.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 01:03 PM (Kpl3J)

53 Why do people have to go on and on and on about their dating life on Twitter and FB, etc? Call a friend, meet them IRL, send an e-mail.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2019 01:03 PM (AllCR)

54 If I ever say "Thank you Anita Sarkeesian" and she didn't just lend me a kidney through some mixup in the hospital's paperwork, please just kill me. Make it painful.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2019 01:03 PM (oZ6kz)

55
Wow, that's just sad in so many, many ways.

But at least his cats love him.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 12, 2019 01:00 PM (HaL55)


He strikes me as more of a pet ferret kind of boi.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 01:03 PM (ptqGC)

56
I wonder what this guy is like in bed. Is he even a good masturbator?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 01:03 PM (13CQC)

57
Was he sending a subtle subliminal message of "I'm GAY!"?

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 12, 2019 01:03 PM (jYje5)

58 52 Let me tell, from any guy who's married, here are the Top 5 verbal responses to Make Any Women think that you are Totally Into Her.

#1. Uh-huh.
#2. Really?
#3. So tell me more!
#4. I'm not sure, what do you think?
#5. I never knew that!

any responses outside of these basic 5 and you may wander into dangerous territory.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 01:03 PM (Kpl3J)

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"Fraser? I like that show too. What's your favorite episode?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 01:03 PM (ANN96)

59

...he can't stop talking about feminist and gay-friendly tropes in TV shows
and she's like "OMG what a sissy drip, he's going to start menstruating
any second and then we'll be cycle sisters."


*sniff* That was beautiful, man...


You also owe me a laptop.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 12, 2019 01:03 PM (HaL55)

60 23 Always play the female character in games. Otherwise you're watching a dude run around for however many hours.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 12, 2019 12:58 PM (xyung)


I used to have a bicycle trainer you could hook up to a computer. It would display a moving picture of the back of a rider, the course, and a bunch of other things. I always picked the female character in the hot pink super tight biker shorts. If I was going to sit on the bike for a better part of an hour I was at least going to have a nice view.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at February 12, 2019 01:04 PM (kUmUV)

61 Clogginstein always referred to Barry's spouse as Michael ?? Maybe she knows something after seeing that picture of Jabba the Michelle..... Just saying.....,

Posted by: El Cid Flyboy at February 12, 2019 01:04 PM (qM84C)

62 >>>"Very special episodes" aren't funny.

Wait till he starts lecturing you about how the bicycle shop episode of Different Strokes is problematically pedophobic.

Posted by: wooga at February 12, 2019 01:04 PM (0238f)

63 "any responses outside of these basic 5 and you may wander into dangerous territory.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 01:03 PM (Kpl3J)"

I go the Futurama route.

"My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself."

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2019 01:04 PM (oZ6kz)

64 Does this soyface retard realize all this woman heard for the past ten minutes is "gay, gay, gay, gab bar, gay men, gay, gay stereotypes, powerful social commentary"?

Maybe he does. Maybe he thinks this is impressing her, or maybe "Telling her I am not a sexual threat at all."


I'm not sure. She might be thinking that she's going to have the sorest ass on Earth tomorrow.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 12, 2019 01:04 PM (KfVRF)

65 Give the guy a break. He didn't bring up Brianna Wu.

Posted by: sinalco at February 12, 2019 01:04 PM (yODqO)

66 On a similar note, somebody as collecting domain names like cucksheddotcom, and the cucksheddotcom, and if you click - you get redirected to The Bulwark

Posted by: GregV61 at February 12, 2019 01:04 PM (+5nuR)

67 Excellent post, Ace.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 12, 2019 01:04 PM (QSdIk)

68 Bullet dodged for our intrepid music teacher heroine.

Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2019 01:04 PM (NLLmE)

69 62 >>>"Very special episodes" aren't funny.

Wait till he starts lecturing you about how the bicycle shop episode of Different Strokes is problematically pedophobic.
Posted by: wooga at February 12, 2019 01:04 PM (0238f)

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"It's natural!"

*prances through the fields*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 01:04 PM (ANN96)

70 "My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself."

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Ha.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 12, 2019 01:04 PM (xyung)

71 I got a dollar that sez he shaves with Gillette. His legs. And mangina.

Posted by: Jeffersonian at February 12, 2019 01:04 PM (yX3gx)

72 He's the kind of hipster who wears woolen knit caps in August. Over his man bun.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 01:04 PM (ptqGC)

73 #1. Uh-huh.
#2. Really?
#3. So tell me more!
#4. I'm not sure, what do you think?
#5. I never knew that!

Posted by: Tom Servo

#6 No that outfit doesn't make you look fat
#7 that girls big boobs are disgusting

Posted by: Rick in SK at February 12, 2019 01:04 PM (FZYNt)

74 Yeah, that Peach is a fuckin' dime. You can totally see up her skirt in SMB2.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2019 01:00 PM (oZ6kz)

I would put on a corset and ballgown if it gave me 1.5 seconds of hovertime when I parkoured off buildings.

Posted by: trev006 at February 12, 2019 01:05 PM (Prldh)

75 I think the biggest mistake men (and some women) make with women is that they don't really listen. Oh they hear them and they may even remember what they said but mostly they're thinking of other stuff while she's talking.

Ask any woman and you'll find that they're shocked when some man they met remembers something they said at that time. I've knocked a few of them speechless. So I'm guessing most guys don't remember. And I'm absorb it so they can repeat it back and have it come up in a conversation.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 12, 2019 01:05 PM (WG0xd)

76 Bozo,

Please give Morons in the PNW sufficient notice to get to safety first.

Carry on

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2019 01:05 PM (PkVlr)

77 >>"Very special episodes" aren't funny.


I don't know about you, but I laughed when Punky Brewster's friend got locked in that old refrigerator.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 01:05 PM (/wAOm)

78 Meh

Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 12, 2019 01:05 PM (5t9V6)

79 Hard to believe it is not parody.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at February 12, 2019 01:05 PM (2sCft)

80 >>"Very special episodes" aren't funny.


THIS!

Posted by: Dudley at February 12, 2019 01:05 PM (/wAOm)

81 ...so I explained that because I watched @femfreq and the tropes vs women videos...

I have to admit that I don't recognize or understand 62% of the people and stuff you are writing about, here.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 12, 2019 01:05 PM (KfVRF)

82 You know the saddest part about this?

Even if this 'guy' was using this story to virtue signal as a way to get some pussy, it would be shameful. But the worst part? He's not. He isn't expecting to get laid from this. All he wants is to be retweeted by Anita Sarkeesian and get a bunch of 'yaaassssss' responses from lemmings.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2019 01:05 PM (oZ6kz)

83 "Fraser? I like that show too. What's your favorite episode?""

Now that you mention it, anything with Beebe in it. "You're Fired, Mother!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 01:05 PM (Kpl3J)

84 Actually, I remember that episode too.

Making fun of how "macho" Sam was (Ted Danson) as the bar owner. And his buddy catcher from the Red Sox was gay.
Well, not that there is anything wrong with being gay and playing ball (heh) for the Red Sox. Sounds typical for Red Sox, to me, actually.

Surprisingly, most women don't really want to talk about "gay" men issues too much, unless it is about a friend who is "gay".

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at February 12, 2019 01:05 PM (vcOmj)

85 Jumpin' Jehosefat!

And I thought my town was cucked out. Jay-zus.

I need to find out what town this guy's in. I mean, I presume he's extremely soy-filled and cucky even by local standards, but for him to get to a second date there, it's gotta be at Soy Level 11.

If I move there for a year, I can probably do more chicks than Wilt Chamberlain.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 01:05 PM (AzW6q)

86 Hey, why didn't he talk to her about how best to make a soy sammich with sprouts. That would have been sexy as hell.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 12, 2019 01:05 PM (xcbew)

87 Classic, Ace..!!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 12, 2019 01:05 PM (so+oy)

88 The setup for this (first para) needs to explained better. I didn't understand the players except one is a huge cuck, so it didn't resonate. It's a long post, too, and I read it all.

Would love to have "got" what I was reading. This is the first time since I got here in 2007 that I have asked Ace to explain or change something.

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2019 01:06 PM (bIh+M)

89 I want to side with the nameless chick in this one:

I did take film criticism classes in college. And she's kinda right: they did ruin movies for me. I'm prone to over-thinking stuff in general and deconstructing movies pretty much kills any enjoyment for 90% of the stuff out there.

An upside though, the 10% that's Quality I REALLY like and I know why it's (semi) objectively good.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 12, 2019 01:06 PM (xJa6I)

90 60 23 Always play the female character in games. Otherwise you're watching a dude run around for however many hours.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 12, 2019 12:58 PM (xyung)

I used to have a bicycle trainer you could hook up to a computer. It would display a moving picture of the back of a rider, the course, and a bunch of other things. I always picked the female character in the hot pink super tight biker shorts. If I was going to sit on the bike for a better part of an hour I was at least going to have a nice view.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at February 12, 2019 01:04 PM (kUmUV)

My favorite memory of ROTC was doing the two mile run behind a certain female cadet...

Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 01:06 PM (7HtZB)

91
Now that you mention it, anything with Beebe in it. "You're Fired, Mother!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 01:05 PM (Kpl3J)


OMG. The she-devil. LOVE HER.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 12, 2019 01:06 PM (xcbew)

92 He date raped her. If words are violence, then talking about subjects without consent of the listener must be rape.

She needed to blow her rape whistle.

Posted by: Thatch at February 12, 2019 01:06 PM (edSOm)

93 That's pretty badass to watch someone knowingly and intentionally aiming for the Friend Zone right out of the gate, though. I don't think I've ever seen that before.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 12, 2019 01:07 PM (xyung)

94 Why was he on a date? Why did he ask a girl out? That's the part I don't get.

Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2019 01:07 PM (mhs6e)

95 Man-bun.

Posted by: Zod at February 12, 2019 01:07 PM (Bdeb0)

96 In the 80's there was a personal ad in the San Francisco Chronicle wherein the woman decried walks on the beach, soft rock, and soulful eyegazing claiming she wanted a beer-swilling, flannel-shirt-wearing, sweaty, day-old-stubble sporting MAN who could actually lift stuff and build stuff if there were any left in the Bay Area. IIRC, that ad received more responses than any other personal ad in the history of the paper.

Posted by: kathysaysso at February 12, 2019 01:07 PM (vkS2Z)

97 Bunch of homos.

Posted by: Tulsi Gabbard - vote for me! at February 12, 2019 01:07 PM (v0R5T)

98 So how was the third date, Ace?

*don't ban me bro*

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 12, 2019 01:07 PM (Z4rgH)

99 My favorite memory of ROTC was doing the two mile run behind a certain female cadet...
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 01:06 PM (7HtZB)

I resemble all of this remark.

One good thing about being a slow running, I got 'stuck' in the back with all the lady types.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 12, 2019 01:07 PM (xJa6I)

100 Bozo,

FYI, my neighbor here has a Gasden flag, below his American flag. His son had the first Trump bumper sticker I saw here, still has one. And the son is gay. They aren't all soi boys out here.

Posted by: notsothoreau at February 12, 2019 01:07 PM (JKNZq)

101 TBF, the guy might not be corpulent, but emaciated, when he dies and gets gnawed on by cats. Male anorexia is now a thing among young folk, esp. narcissists.

Just sayin'

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 12, 2019 01:07 PM (CPk08)

102 'Let he who is without Testaterone cast the first stone.'

'...like a girl.'

Posted by: Jesus at February 12, 2019 01:07 PM (/wAOm)

103 50 Shades of Soy.

It ain't a bestseller for a reason.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 12, 2019 01:07 PM (ppBhU)

104 I had a housemate in grad school who talked just like this.

He was most brutal, ruthless exploiter of women I've ever known in my life. A handsome, charming type, he targeted overweight, not very attractive girls (Monica Lewinsky types), banged them, and dropped them like a bad habit.

Nice guy. Has received a number of awards for supporting women.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 01:07 PM (GJkKh)

105 OK Ace. I'm going to read that again so I can laugh some more.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 12, 2019 01:07 PM (xcbew)

106 Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 01:03 PM (Kpl3J)

Here's the kid of responses that you should not make so that the person thinks that they're totally into themselves:

Yes; I knew that. (said repeatedly)

saying "This is what you must do" rather than "Have you thought about this?"

Droning on and on about whatever is going on in your life and never asking about the other person.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2019 01:07 PM (AllCR)

107 34 That was one of the worst episodes of Cheers precisely because it tried some sort of social commentary. I think it was a first season episode & they didn't make that mistake again. Think of the best sitcoms and they are trying to make people laugh, not virtue signal. "Very special episodes" aren't funny.
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019

(*
*
I liked the one where Norm turns out to have talent as an interior decorator, and to get jobs he has to pretend to be gay -- and that Sam is his "partner." It's actually funny. Any commentary is about the 1980s yuppies who insist that "their mechanics be German, their chefs be French, and their decorators . . ." [insert limp-wristed gesture]

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 12, 2019 01:08 PM (7MRhd)

108
#1. Uh-huh.

#2. Really?

#3. So tell me more!

#4. I'm not sure, what do you think?

#5. I never knew that!



any responses outside of these basic 5 and you may wander into dangerous territory.
Posted by: Tom Servo

=====

I'll tell you what would get me. Scene: dinner in a restaurant. We're both looking over the menu.

Him: What do you want?

Me: The x, the y, and the z.

Then when the waitron comes, he says "And the lady will have..."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 01:08 PM (13CQC)

109 Do the Soyboys give out awards for Championship Level at Not Getting Laid?

Posted by: Eeyore at February 12, 2019 01:08 PM (VaN/j)

110 As if Frasier didn't have any gay episodes. LOL.

Posted by: Gem at February 12, 2019 01:08 PM (XoAz8)

111 I recall that episode of Cheers.

You know what overused stereotypes it really used?

That you can't spot a gay.
That straight men live in mortal fear of gays
That coming out as gay is the bravest, most courageous thing one can do
That educated women are the only ones who understand and accept gays
And on and on

It wasn't a very funny episode and probably ought to have played at 4pm, "a very special after school episode of Cheers."

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 12, 2019 01:08 PM (TN1P5)

112 Man, "Dear Penthouse" letters have really gone downhill.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at February 12, 2019 01:08 PM (8ih7B)

113 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 01:03 PM (13CQC)

LMFAO this is why I come here

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2019 01:08 PM (bIh+M)

114 "Let me tell, from any guy who's married, here are the Top 5 verbal responses to Make Any Women think that you are Totally Into Her.
#1. Uh-huh.
#2. Really?
#3. So tell me more!
#4. I'm not sure, what do you think?
#5. I never knew that!
any responses outside of these basic 5 and you may wander into dangerous territory.
"
-Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 01:03 PM (Kpl3J)

^This Guy Gets It.^

Posted by: The One Who Knocks at February 12, 2019 01:08 PM (Ckg4U)

115 And I'm seeing a couple sit bolt upright in the middle of the night as they hear a ghostly voice moaning: There should be more empowered, nonsexualized female characters in triple A game titles...


You know who seems to complain a lot about crappy character creators and difficulty of making their female character hot? Female gamers. I think that pisses these types off the most. That women want a good looking character to play as well.

Posted by: buzzion at February 12, 2019 01:08 PM (cAnNx)

116 75 I think the biggest mistake men (and some women) make with women is that they don't really listen."

My wife the other day, my wife she said "I can't take it! You never pay any attention to anything I say, it's like you don't even hear me!!!"

and I said "Well that's strange way to start a conversation."

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 01:08 PM (Kpl3J)

117 Does this guy have a properly furnished cuckshed?

What color is this guy's cuckshed?
Does his furniture in his cuckshed match?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 12, 2019 01:08 PM (pw+jk)

118 i rewrote the first para... is it clearer?

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2019 01:08 PM (PbpT7)

119 I bet he makes fun of incels.

Posted by: 1biglug at February 12, 2019 01:08 PM (EHhqZ)

120 because not only did it show me her opinions on feminism,
-----------

How? How could he have any clue about her opinion on feminism? He didn't let her get a word in edgewise.

And yet, SHE ruined the date.

Boy, for the millionth time I am so glad I am happily married, to a real man.

Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2019 01:08 PM (U5tDi)

121 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 01:07 PM (GJkKh)

Sounds like a narcissist. They are very charming initially until the mask slips.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2019 01:08 PM (AllCR)

122 110 As if Frasier didn't have any gay episodes. LOL.
Posted by: Gem at February 12, 2019 01:08 PM (XoAz

Niles sure was not down on the muffin.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 12, 2019 01:08 PM (xJa6I)

123 I don't care if his description of the date was without the nerdish male feminist faggotry , describing and whining about a date online in more than ten words is against Man Rules.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 12, 2019 01:09 PM (2DOZq)

124 On a similar note, somebody as collecting domain names like cucksheddotcom, and the cucksheddotcom, and if you click - you get redirected to The Bulwark
Posted by: GregV61 at February 12, 2019 01:04 PM (+5nuR)
+++++
I believe this is being done by the Ghost of Andrew Breitbart (MPBUH).

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at February 12, 2019 01:09 PM (2sCft)

125 Someone registered the domain names "Cuckshed.com" and "Thecuckshed.com" and set them both to redirect to....The Bulwark

Now that's funny right there, I don't care who you are. Cheaper than a night at the movies to register a domain name for a year.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 01:09 PM (39g3+)

126 I understood 'Frasier', 'cheers' and 'friends'...all the other references I have no clue. @hinge? @Femfreq? Da fuq?

I did, however, get the gist of the post...soybois make rotten dates. I don't know how people 'date' these days....

Posted by: Tami at February 12, 2019 01:09 PM (cF8AT)

127 So, his ideal date is really, really into listening to second or third hand analysis of 30+ year old sitcom episodes and or "retro" video games?

I mean, how something a bit more timely and interesting like an in depth analysis of that episode of the Gilligan's Island where Zsa Zsa Gabor shows up.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at February 12, 2019 01:09 PM (hdzef)

128 Third date was at a lactation lounge where they competed to see whose milk was tastier.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2019 01:09 PM (oZ6kz)

129 118 i rewrote the first para... is it clearer?
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2019 01:08 PM (PbpT7)

Well I like the 'cycle sisters' joke. Please tell me it's a joke and not a part of a conversation you've actually overheard....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 12, 2019 01:10 PM (xJa6I)

130 She needed to blow her rape whistle.

Posted by: Thatch at February 12, 2019 01:06 PM (edSOm)

The Paolo has them blowing mine.

Posted by: The Paolo at February 12, 2019 01:10 PM (xcbew)

131 Oh man, I needed this today. Thank You!

Posted by: SideFx at February 12, 2019 01:10 PM (1hiZs)

132 Enough of me talking about myself. How about you talk about me.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 12, 2019 01:10 PM (2DOZq)

133 Two notes for the single 'ettes:

1. If a single man says he's a feminist, move on

2. If a single man says he's a lesbian trapped in a man's body, move on

And yes, those two things have been said to me on several occasions by various liberal men.

Posted by: shibumi, on wedding countdown at February 12, 2019 01:10 PM (u0hpX)

134 'Wanna come back to my place and listen to some Ani DiFranco?'

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 01:10 PM (/wAOm)

135 If Sean Conklin ever gets married (to a woman), chances are he'll end up divorcing her for not cheating on him.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 12, 2019 01:10 PM (QSdIk)

136 When she's not a feminazi and he is.....who wears the chaps?

Posted by: BignJames at February 12, 2019 01:10 PM (cxHbL)

137 83 "Fraser? I like that show too. What's your favorite episode?""

Now that you mention it, anything with Beebe in it. "You're Fired, Mother!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019

*
*
Bebe Neuwirth as Lilith? Yeah, she was hot. Cold-looking, but kind of hot.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 12, 2019 01:10 PM (7MRhd)

138 Let me tell, from any guy who's married, here are the Top 5 verbal responses to Make Any Women think that you are Totally Into Her.

#1. Uh-huh.
#2. Really?
#3. So tell me more!
#4. I'm not sure, what do you think?
#5. I never knew that!

any responses outside of these basic 5 and you may wander into dangerous territory.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 01:03 PM (Kpl3J)

------

Yes, dear.

You're right dear.

Im sorry dear.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2019 01:10 PM (8XRCm)

139 He's right though, people only played Ms Pac-Man because of her huge tits.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2019 01:10 PM (oZ6kz)

140 >>.Well I like the 'cycle sisters' joke. Please tell me it's a joke and not a part of a conversation you've actually overheard....


I should say I got it from Julie Kelly. Let me add that in.

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2019 01:11 PM (PbpT7)

141 He was signalling he is a joyous scold who will ruin anything by forcing it through the cheesecloth of intersectionalism and who the fuck wants to hang out with an asshole like that?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 12, 2019 01:11 PM (oVJmc)

142 My son is cleaning up in this culture. My daughter not so much.

Posted by: Regular joe at February 12, 2019 01:11 PM (7PllL)

143 107 34 That was one of the worst episodes of Cheers precisely because it tried some sort of social commentary. I think it was a first season episode & they didn't make that mistake again. Think of the best sitcoms and they are trying to make people laugh, not virtue signal. "Very special episodes" aren't funny.
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019
(*
*
I liked the one where Norm turns out to have talent as an interior decorator, and to get jobs he has to pretend to be gay -- and that Sam is his "partner." It's actually funny. Any commentary is about the 1980s yuppies who insist that "their mechanics be German, their chefs be French, and their decorators . . ." [insert limp-wristed gesture]
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 12, 2019 01:08 PM (7MRhd)

I remember one episode where Sam pretended to be gay for some reason, to the point where he mouth-kissed an old friend, who said "You know I'm going to have to slug you, right?" And Sam replied "I really wish you would."

Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 01:12 PM (7HtZB)

144 Make it work, Conan the Ass-Slayer.

And this is why I frequent this den of iniquity.

Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at February 12, 2019 01:12 PM (1FhAQ)

145 You could have worked a 'snizz' in there without much effort.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 01:12 PM (/wAOm)

146 Did some of y'all miss where he says he "came out"?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 12, 2019 01:12 PM (so+oy)

147 You know who seems to complain a lot about crappy character creators and difficulty of making their female character hot? Female gamers. I think that pisses these types off the most. That women want a good looking character to play as well.

Yeah they want an avatar that's more beautiful and special than they are, just like dudes want a ripped handsome guy as an avatar, something badass and powerful. Why play something that's the same as you or worse? The entire point is to escape and do something you can't in real life.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 01:12 PM (39g3+)

148
Niles sure was not down on the muffin.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 12, 2019 01:08 PM (xJa6I)

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Maris at February 12, 2019 01:12 PM (xcbew)

149 I don't know how people 'date' these days
--

1. Hang out at the Ace of Spaces


2. Find out who is single and lives in your region

3. Meet and complain about liberals/Obama/GOPe

4. Do things together



Posted by: shibumi, on wedding countdown at February 12, 2019 01:12 PM (u0hpX)

150
But the worst part? He's not. He isn't expecting to
get laid from this.





Posted by: Broseidon


=====

That's why I wondered what he's like in bed. I can't even discern that he's trying to get there.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 01:12 PM (13CQC)

151 And that guy grew up to be Governor of NJ, Jim Mcgreevey

And that's the rest of the story.

Posted by: Paul Harvey at February 12, 2019 01:12 PM (2DOZq)

152 This poor guy has no idea how much feminists hate him, and that as long as he is a straight (possibly white?) dude, he can never, ever be feminist or woke enough. He's already lost. He thinks he's broken to code by trying to out-feminist is dates, like this wokeness is some bright, fancy plumage that catches their eye. Women like Anita Sarkesian think even less of him than they do a "toxic" man.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2019 01:12 PM (W+vEI)

153 Ultimate rookie mistake on my part. I read the content while eating lunch.

I did manage not to spray the monitor or keyboard. So that is good.

Posted by: tbodie at February 12, 2019 01:12 PM (QFG7s)

154 Look, I'm That Age. I watched Cheers in its first run because all of America did. (Story I may tell later is that I tried to show it to No. 2 Son and how unwatchable it is after the passage of time).

How do people know specific episodes? It was like water flowing through the culture. Do you remember that little eddy?

I remember Cheers. I know the characters and the tropes, but I can't imagine anyone fixating on the meaning of any episode.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2019 01:12 PM (fuK7c)

155 I'll tell you what would get me. Scene: dinner in a restaurant. We're both looking over the menu.

Him: What do you want?

Me: The x, the y, and the z.

Then when the waitron comes, he says "And the lady will have..."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 01:08 PM (13CQC)

I do that for the wife in fancy shmancy places. I can't tell if she likes it or not.

I do know that waiters basically ignore her, which pisses me off. Whenever they ask 'how is your food', they ask me, never ask her and never wait to see what her response is.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 12, 2019 01:12 PM (xJa6I)

156
My favorite memory of ROTC was doing the two mile run behind a certain female cadet...

Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 01:06 PM


My favorite scuba diving trip I got behind a leggy blond. Something about the undulations of her legs going up and down had me hypnotized. Something primeval, like ten million years ago when we all had fins.

It's just something you have to see to believe.

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 12, 2019 01:12 PM (jYje5)

157 >>.145 You could have worked a 'snizz' in there without much effort.


lemme try.

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2019 01:13 PM (PbpT7)

158 So...there are many English words here.
I feel like a foreigner trying to follow the rapid fire webspeak/millenial jargon.
The parts I understood were funny though. :-)

Posted by: mikeyG at February 12, 2019 01:13 PM (LL1Be)

159 Arnold "Two Cucksheds" Jackson

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 12, 2019 01:13 PM (oVJmc)

160 Boy, for the millionth time I am so glad I am happily married, to a real man.



Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2019 01:08 PM (U5tDi)


This. And soy boys just leave more women for real men like my son.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 01:13 PM (ptqGC)

161 I'll tell you what would get me.
-----
In a good way or a bad way?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 12, 2019 01:13 PM (Hx3Yn)

162 118 i rewrote the first para... is it clearer?Posted by: ace at February 12, 2019 01:08 PM (PbpT7)

Yes. Got it now, thanks. I was sitting here wondering at one point if femfreq was on the date. Great stuff.

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2019 01:13 PM (bIh+M)

163 Jonah Goldberg could plagiarize that, and nobody would be the wiser.

Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at February 12, 2019 01:13 PM (EUWV+)

164 This is the best indication I initially had that someone was a narcissist. I had a colleague whom I was having coffee with for the first time and he was quite charming. I knew his wife, who was a very nice person but I never didn't know how her name was spelled and I wanted to send her a magazine article with a note and I said "Is your wife's name spelled "Lesley or Leslie or some other way?" He said "It doesn't matter." Well, I thought. It probably matters to her.


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2019 01:13 PM (AllCR)

165 My testosterone level dropped from just reading that.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 12, 2019 01:13 PM (gC2IV)

166 But first you will blow me...

... said this guy never

Posted by: Rick in SK at February 12, 2019 01:14 PM (FZYNt)

167 "That's why I wondered what he's like in bed. I can't even discern that he's trying to get there.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 01:12 PM (13CQC)"

"It's so oppressive how men try to own women's bodies by bringing them to orgasm multiple times, stealing their agency from them. That's why as a male feminist I'm going to thrust like a rabbit for two minutes and then spill on your thigh."

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2019 01:14 PM (oZ6kz)

168 I'd make fun of his Jr. High School level game (arcade + ice cream!1!!) but honestly I wish I met more girls who would be cool with going to the arcade as a 1st date.

No joke. This person found a single woman who 1) wasn't feminist-crazy and 2) was into video games and Star Wars and he blew it in approximately the most spectacular way possible.

I'm not sure if he's just virtue signalling, or if he made the whole thing up and is double-virtue signalling.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 12, 2019 01:14 PM (ZGrMX)

169

Had a gig with a whiney little drummer not long ago. I walked up to where he was standing with a lit cigarette and he started waving his hands and making faces and going, "EWWW, EWWW."

It took every bit of self-control I could gather not to say, "Your Mommy really wanted a girl, didn't she?"

Next time he acts like a little girl around me, he won't be so lucky. It'll piss him off and make him hate me, but I stopped caring about those things years ago.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 12, 2019 01:14 PM (HaL55)

170 138
Let me tell, from any guy who's married, here are the Top 5 verbal
responses to Make Any Women think that you are Totally Into Her.



#1. Uh-huh.

#2. Really?

#3. So tell me more!

#4. I'm not sure, what do you think?

#5. I never knew that!



any responses outside of these basic 5 and you may wander into dangerous territory.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 01:03 PM (Kpl3J)



------



Yes, dear.



You're right dear.



Im sorry dear.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2019 01:10 PM (8XRCm)

OMG you look so good in those jeans.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 12, 2019 01:14 PM (xcbew)

171 Meant "never did, not "didn't" know.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2019 01:14 PM (AllCR)

172 "You could have worked a 'snizz' in there without much effort."
-Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 01:12 PM (/wAOm)

^This Guy Gets It.^

Posted by: The One Who Knocks at February 12, 2019 01:14 PM (Ckg4U)

173 Ecce Homo

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 12, 2019 01:14 PM (cz0h6)

174 http://www.cuckshed.com

You magnificent bastards!!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 12, 2019 01:15 PM (pw+jk)

175 garrett,

"I know when I go on first dates I always make a point of bringing up feminism and gay bars. It gets da bitches randy. It really puts the fizz in the snizz, IYKWIMAITYD."

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2019 01:15 PM (PbpT7)

176 #ThisispositiveIpromise

Posted by: PositiveI'mATotalFuckingLunatic at February 12, 2019 01:15 PM (SkuXa)

177 Make it work, Conan the Ass-Slayer

Call me?

Posted by: Jussie S. at February 12, 2019 01:15 PM (LL1Be)

178 Good grief. I need a few Midol after reading that.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 12, 2019 01:15 PM (IKjSy)

179 This was a huge philosophical difference, yes, but also a intellectual difference.
_________________

lol

She didn't agree with me so obviously she's stupid!!!

What an a-hole.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 12, 2019 01:15 PM (fqUgw)

180 She then asked me if viewing movies and TV that way ruined it for me.

This woman would make a fine 'ette.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2019 01:16 PM (Boy/L)

181 I remember Cheers. I know the characters and the tropes, but I can't imagine anyone fixating on the meaning of any episode.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2019

*
*
Not the meaning, I guess, but the funny setups and lines. In the one I mentioned above, Frasier and LIlith are still married, mostly happily. Frasier had mentioned something about yuppies.

Lilith: Are you saying that we are the "Y-word"?
Frasier: Forgive me, I erred . . . and if I do it again you may cut out my tongue and serve it to me in a fajita.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 12, 2019 01:16 PM (7MRhd)

182 We pay way too much attention to crazy people.

Posted by: blaster at February 12, 2019 01:16 PM (ZfRYq)

183 >>"I know when I go on first dates I always make a point of bringing up feminism and gay bars. It gets da bitches randy. It really puts the fizz in the snizz, IYKWIMAITYD."


There you go!

Don't let your dream of a Snizz Filled Blog die before Spring.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 01:16 PM (/wAOm)

184 So he liked "The Last Jedi" & she didn't. And that's how he knew it just wouldn't work? I have no words.

Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 01:16 PM (7HtZB)

185 165
My testosterone level dropped from just reading that.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 12, 2019 01:13 PM (gC2IV)

Lol. No shit. we need pron after this thread.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 12, 2019 01:16 PM (xcbew)

186 Does this soyface retard realize all this woman heard for the past ten
minutes is "gay, gay, gay, gab bar, gay men, gay, gay stereotypes,
powerful social commentary"?
___

To be honest I ran into the same problem with many of my dates. I'd talk about my favorite gay bars and women would stop paying attention to me.

And then I met Michelle. Michelle loved them as much as I do. It was love at first pegging!

Posted by: Barack Obama at February 12, 2019 01:16 PM (cRkMZ)

187 he doesn't seem to realize the next step in his own feminization ... is to have sex with a man... like real women do. But he is getting there, by realizing how this woman was not interested in his gay dreams.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 12, 2019 01:16 PM (Cus5s)

188 Did you steal that line from an old 7-Up Commercial?

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 01:16 PM (/wAOm)

189 89 I want to side with the nameless chick in this one:

I did take film criticism classes in college. And she's kinda right: they did ruin movies for me. I'm prone to over-thinking stuff in general and deconstructing movies pretty much kills any enjoyment for 90% of the stuff out there.

An upside though, the 10% that's Quality I REALLY like and I know why it's (semi) objectively good.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 12, 2019 01:06 PM (xJa6I)

============

My classes helped me to appreciate filmmaker intent, which helped me enjoy more.

I wasn't boxed into what I wanted a movie to be, but I became more open to what the filmmaker was trying to do.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 01:16 PM (ANN96)

190 Lol. No shit. we need pron after this thread.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

Cake Girl or GTFO

Posted by: Rick in SK at February 12, 2019 01:16 PM (FZYNt)

191 "This. And soy boys just leave more women for real men like my son.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 01:13 PM (ptqGC)"

I don't find this at all. I find it impossible to meet girls that aren't warped by this garbage. I met up with my old Jr. High crush the other day, she contacted me after seeing me on TV, and she was always kind of a rebellious alt punk chick but now she's so insanely far left I had a hard time even talking to her. She also used to be drop dead gorgeous and now she looks like Turkish Margaret Cho. She used to be brilliant and now she's "between jobs," out of school and living alone with two cats. Feminism ruins everything.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2019 01:17 PM (oZ6kz)

192 I never really watched Cheers or Frasier or even #Cheers or #Frasier. I saw a few episodes here and there but that's it.

What I do remember is that the whole idea of Sam Whateverhisnamewas being such the ladies' man and operator went down the drink when it came out that Ted Danson was dating Whoopi Goldberg.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 12, 2019 01:17 PM (KfVRF)

193 So that's how @femfreq ruined my date.

_____


LOL. Lack of self-awareness FTW!!!

Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at February 12, 2019 01:17 PM (EUWV+)

194 163 Jonah Goldberg could plagiarize that, and nobody would be the wiser.

Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at February 12, 2019 01:13 PM (EUWV+)


Jonah could rewrite that in first person, and surprise no one.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 12, 2019 01:17 PM (Z4rgH)

195 182 We pay way too much attention to crazy people.
Posted by: blaster at February 12, 2019 01:16 PM (ZfRYq)

I don't mind mocking them.

I do mind anyone taking them seriously.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 12, 2019 01:17 PM (xJa6I)

196 The Timm Gunn ref was comedy gold.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 01:17 PM (/wAOm)

197 Lilith was great, but my favorite character was always his agent Beebee (maybe that's how it was spelled) at the end of one episode Roz says to Frazier "oh come on, it's not like she worships the devil or anything." and Frazier replies "She doesn't need to! He worships HER!"

(Actress Harriet Sansom Harris - wish she had done more screen work)

Probably her best moment is when she's trying to quit smoking, and she walks in and while trying to say goodbye to smoking, she gives this extremely long erotic description of the glories of that first smoke in the morning, and it so good and so luscious, that when it's over everyone listening to her (and that includes the viewers) are dying to rush outside and light up a cig as fast as they can.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 01:17 PM (Kpl3J)

198 Cheers was weak with Diane in it overall, she was unlikable and annoying. I get why she was there, it made sense on paper: the awkward person out of place in the bar, the intellectual among regular Joes, and the voice of "reason" where everyone is silly. But she just came across as prissy and annoying and the humor rarely worked with her. Kirstie Alley was not only much, much, MUCH hotter but more interesting.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 01:17 PM (39g3+)

199 I then began to talk about a specific episode of #Cheers, my favorite
episode in which one of Sam's baseball buddies writes a book and comes
out as gay in it.


I was a big Cheers fan way back, and do not remember this 'very special episode' at all.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 12, 2019 01:17 PM (LL1Be)

200 >>Boy, for the millionth time I am so glad I am happily married, to a real man.



#MeToo!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2019 01:18 PM (W+vEI)

201 "Don't let your dream of a Snizz Filled Blog die before Spring."
-Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 01:16 PM (/wAOm)

*raises fist in air*

Posted by: The One Who Knocks at February 12, 2019 01:18 PM (Ckg4U)

202 He LOVED the Last Jedi Luke. No, he's not a male feminist, he's a RETARD.

Posted by: deadrody at February 12, 2019 01:18 PM (tdC2z)

203 This is a "I'm really gay but can't admit it so I dive into seemingly relevant and pleasing feminist conjecture with women dates to turn them so I can go find some man-ass" , story. Isn't it.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 12, 2019 01:18 PM (IKjSy)

204 OMG "fizz in the snizz"???

I'm ded

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2019 01:18 PM (bIh+M)

205 This type of content is Ace living his best life.

Posted by: wte9 at February 12, 2019 01:18 PM (Kc1ah)

206 Niles sure was not down on the muffin.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 12, 2019 01:08 PM (xJa6I)

Niles was. David Hyde Pierce wasn't.

Maybe Frasier's wry jokes about gayness and gay life were about human individuals, thus not suitable Fem Lecture material about the gay collective.

Posted by: Gem at February 12, 2019 01:19 PM (XoAz8)

207 Story I may tell later is that I tried to show it to No. 2 Son and how unwatchable it is after the passage of time). 
==
How so?

I think it's still funny. They set up the jokes a hell of a lot better than most on TV today.
Which mostly consists of "Vagina [roaring canned laughter]" "Penis! (More canned laughs, a few whoops("

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 12, 2019 01:19 PM (TN1P5)

208 >> Lilith was great, but my favorite character was always his agent Beebee (maybe that's how it was spelled) at the end of one episode Roz says to Frazier "oh come on, it's not like she worships the devil or anything." and Frazier replies "She doesn't need to! He worships HER!"




Oh, yes, she was hilarious!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2019 01:19 PM (W+vEI)

209 184 So he liked "The Last Jedi" & she didn't. And that's how he knew it just wouldn't work? I have no words.
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 01:16 PM (7HtZB)

===========

"We don't have the exact same taste in movies. This will never work."
-Forever alone

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 01:19 PM (ANN96)

210 >>I said "Is your wife's name spelled "Lesley or Leslie or some other way?" He said "It doesn't matter." Well, I thought. It probably matters to her.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2019 01:13 PM (AllCR)

He should've said "some other way."

Or "Lyszsleiygh."

Posted by: Zod at February 12, 2019 01:19 PM (Bdeb0)

211 202 He LOVED the Last Jedi Luke. No, he's not a male feminist, he's a RETARD.
Posted by: deadrody at February 12, 2019 01:18 PM (tdC2z)

"This date isn't going well.... I know! Let me talk about Luke Skywalker drinking fresh-squeezed titty milk from a space walrus! Good thing I brought a condom tonight!"

Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 01:19 PM (7HtZB)

212
I'm gay, that guys a fag! His next date will be anal penetration in the backroom of the biker bar by several very hairy Bears...

Posted by: Shemp Smith at February 12, 2019 01:19 PM (n2qRY)

213 Always play the female character in games. Otherwise you're watching a dude run around for however many hours.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 12, 2019 12:58 PM (xyung)

best part of FPS, I'm watching other characters die. and not staring at my self, just the pointy end of the stick facing away...

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 12, 2019 01:20 PM (8D42x)

214 I don't think Cheers holds up so well nowadays. Part of that is that the last couple years were kind of weak.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 12, 2019 01:20 PM (oVJmc)

215 I was a big Cheers fan way back, and do not remember this 'very special episode' at all.
Posted by: mikeyG



I do. You didn't miss anything.

Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2019 01:20 PM (NLLmE)

216 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 01:17 PM (39g3+)

Agreed but the crying got old really fast. And when she and Sam got together it naturally ruined everything whereas Sam and Diane was amazing TV.

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2019 01:20 PM (bIh+M)

217 I showed this to my wife. She says that when he started to have a hissy over video games, she should have offered him a Midol.

Also that he's not even a Big-L Loser. Just a tiny flaccid small-l loser.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 12, 2019 01:20 PM (VaN/j)

218 She should have challenged him to arm wrestling. and put him down...HARD.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 12, 2019 01:20 PM (xcbew)

219 197 Lilith was great, but my favorite character was always his agent Beebee (maybe that's how it was spelled) at the end of one episode Roz says to Frazier "oh come on, it's not like she worships the devil or anything." and Frazier replies "She doesn't need to! He worships HER!"

(Actress Harriet Sansom Harris - wish she had done more screen work)

. . .
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019

*
*
Yes indeed. She had the perfect comedy voice. Yet I caught her dramatic turn as a victim (of something, don't recall what) on one of the Law and Order shows, and almost did not recognize her at first.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 12, 2019 01:20 PM (7MRhd)

220 The solutions is quite simple...all female game characters should look like Amy Schumer.

I can be a cruel son of a bitch.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2019 01:20 PM (Boy/L)

221 178 Good grief. I need a few Midol after reading that.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 12, 2019 01:15 PM (IKjSy)


I think I'm ovulating.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 01:20 PM (GJkKh)

222 I got three or four paragraphs into this story and began lactating.

Posted by: Geoff Flakey at February 12, 2019 01:20 PM (pPQeR)

223 I don't find this at all. I find it impossible to meet girls that aren't warped by this garbage. I met up with my old Jr. High crush the other day, she contacted me after seeing me on TV, and she was always kind of a rebellious alt punk chick but now she's so insanely far left I had a hard time even talking to her. She also used to be drop dead gorgeous and now she looks like Turkish Margaret Cho. She used to be brilliant and now she's "between jobs," out of school and living alone with two cats. Feminism ruins everything.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2019 01:17 PM (oZ6kz)

That last sentence, it is true.

The only good looking feminists are professionals: actresses and the like who have full time makeup and fitness support. Everyone else, the hate and envy drains all the life and vitality out of them.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 12, 2019 01:20 PM (xJa6I)

224 I always read these failed date and relationship stories and always think "that guy dodged a bullet"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 01:20 PM (39g3+)

225 Let me tell, from any guy who's married, here are the Top 5 verbal
responses to Make Any Women think that you are Totally Into Her.

#1. Uh-huh.

#2. Really?

#3. So tell me more!

#4. I'm not sure, what do you think?

#5. I never knew that!

any responses outside of these basic 5 and you may wander into dangerous territory.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 01:03 PM (Kpl3J)

------

Yes, dear.

You're right dear.

Im sorry dear.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2019 01:10 PM (8XRCm)

OMG you look so good in those jeans.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 12, 2019 01:14 PM (xcbew)

-------

Great stuff. I'm taking notes for my husband. Keep 'em coming, fellas.

Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2019 01:20 PM (U5tDi)

226 When Cheers was funny, Cheers had no deep meanings and/or messages buttercup.

Posted by: Archer at February 12, 2019 01:20 PM (gmo/4)

227 Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 01:03 PM (Kpl3J)

It works well with women talking to men too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2019 01:20 PM (AllCR)

228 He LOVED the Last Jedi Luke. No, he's not a male feminist, he's a RETARD.
Posted by: deadrody at February 12, 2019 01:18 PM (tdC2z)

Who cares? They're the same thing.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 12, 2019 01:20 PM (QSdIk)

229 When does he talk about the disgusting display of gender appropriation that happens when a gay bar features a Carol Channing lookalike singing show tunes?

Posted by: Marcus T at February 12, 2019 01:21 PM (IKjSy)

230 She seems normal. Anyone have her number?

Posted by: NJRob at February 12, 2019 01:21 PM (a6Qv/)

231 I always read these failed date and relationship stories and always think "that guy dodged a bullet"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 01:20 PM (39g3+)
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I hope you read this one and thought "that girl dodged a bullet."

Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2019 01:21 PM (U5tDi)

232 "Albania, Albania"

"You border on the Adriatic"...

"your land is mostly mountainous"...

"and your chief export is chrome".

Coach was the BEST!

Posted by: mikeyG at February 12, 2019 01:21 PM (LL1Be)

233 Didn't watch Cheers

was too busy watching Night Court

Markie Post > Kristy Alley/Shelly Longface

Posted by: Rick in SK at February 12, 2019 01:21 PM (FZYNt)

234 211 202 He LOVED the Last Jedi Luke. No, he's not a male feminist, he's a RETARD.
Posted by: deadrody at February 12, 2019 01:18 PM (tdC2z)

"This date isn't going well.... I know! Let me talk about Luke Skywalker drinking fresh-squeezed titty milk from a space walrus! Good thing I brought a condom tonight!"
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 01:19 PM (7HtZB)

============

"Hey, let me bring up one of the most divisive movies in recent memory! I could talk about something that has almost universal cultural appeal (perhaps Game of Thrones), but nope. The Last Jedi it is!"
-Forever Alone

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 01:21 PM (ANN96)

235 "Frasier" was a Stage-Play for television. It tickled my fancy.

-Come At Me, Bro!

Posted by: The One Who Knocks at February 12, 2019 01:21 PM (Ckg4U)

236 My favorite scuba diving trip I got behind a leggy blond. Something about the undulations of her legs going up and down had me hypnotized. Something primeval, like ten million years ago when we all had fins.

It's just something you have to see to believe. "

I Believe I would like to See that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 01:22 PM (Kpl3J)

237 214 I don't think Cheers holds up so well nowadays. Part of that is that the last couple years were kind of weak.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 12, 2019 01:20 PM (oVJmc)

Carla, Cliff and Norm made that show.

Sam had his moments but mostly when it focused on his womanizing.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 12, 2019 01:22 PM (xJa6I)

238 225 Great stuff. I'm taking notes for my husband. Keep 'em coming, fellas.
Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2019 01:20 PM (U5tDi)

==========

"Sammich!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 01:22 PM (ANN96)

239 122 110 As if Frasier didn't have any gay episodes. LOL.

Niles and the starter pistol was funny scene ... don't know the whole episode.

Posted by: Adriane the Vaudville Critic ... at February 12, 2019 01:22 PM (LPnfS)

240 Oh man, Frasier's agent was a great psycho. She once threatened suicide on an office ledge and after Frasier had talked her down figuratively he said, "Now get inside, you crazy bitch!"

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2019 01:22 PM (Boy/L)

241 219 197 Lilith was great, but my favorite character was always his agent Beebee (maybe that's how it was spelled) at the end of one episode Roz says to Frazier "oh come on, it's not like she worships the devil or anything." and Frazier replies "She doesn't need to! He worships HER!"

(Actress Harriet Sansom Harris - wish she had done more screen work)

. . .
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019
*
*
Yes indeed. She had the perfect comedy voice. Yet I caught her dramatic turn as a victim (of something, don't recall what) on one of the Law and Order shows, and almost did not recognize her at first.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 12, 2019 01:20 PM (7MRhd)

She played several crazy clones in a X-files episode that was pretty good

Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 01:22 PM (7HtZB)

242

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2019 01:14 PM (oZ6kz)

====
I'm laughing, but pardon me if I don't repost that. There are certain things that should not be magnified.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 01:22 PM (13CQC)

243 I could not possibly be any more embarrassed for this vapid young man.

This is painful.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at February 12, 2019 01:22 PM (6JL3d)

244 Feminism ruins everything.

It makes people miserable, and miserable women tend to "comfort" themselves through incredibly self-destructive behavior. Men too, I suppose, but usually its not as damaging to them in appearance.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 01:23 PM (39g3+)

245 >>Let me talk about Luke Skywalker drinking fresh-squeezed titty milk from a space walrus! Good thing I brought a condom tonight!" Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 01:19 PM (7HtZB)

Always be closing.

Posted by: Zod at February 12, 2019 01:23 PM (Bdeb0)

246 Posted by: Zod at February 12, 2019 01:19 PM (Bdeb0)

He wouldn't have been amusing enough to come up with that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2019 01:23 PM (AllCR)

247 I hope you read this one and thought "that girl dodged a bullet."

Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2019 01:21 PM (U5tDi)

More like a steamroller tbh

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at February 12, 2019 01:23 PM (bIh+M)

248 Great question for screening a first date based on their reaction.

So what's your position on the moral implications of genetic engineering?


Posted by: Paul Harvey at February 12, 2019 01:23 PM (2DOZq)

249 #1. Uh-huh.
#2. Really?
#3. So tell me more!
#4. I'm not sure, what do you think?
#5. I never knew that!

Posted by: Tom Servo

#6 No that outfit doesn't make you look fat
#7 that girls big boobs are disgusting

Posted by: Rick in SK at February 12, 2019 01:04 PM (FZYNt)

No no no

never admit you saw them, it's easier.

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 12, 2019 01:23 PM (8D42x)

250 243 I could not possibly be any more embarrassed for this vapid young man.

This is painful.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at February 12, 2019 01:22 PM (6JL3d)

===========

Looks like we'll be spared his spawn, though.

So there's that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 01:23 PM (ANN96)

251 As if Frasier didn't have any gay episodes. LOL.

There is a You Tube compilation of all the David Hyde-Pierce is gay jokes.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2019 01:23 PM (Boy/L)

252 228
He LOVED the Last Jedi Luke. No, he's not a male feminist, he's a RETARD.

Posted by: deadrody at February 12, 2019 01:18 PM (tdC2z)



Who cares? They're the same thing.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 12, 2019 01:20 PM (QSdIk)



We should not say "retard". That's offensive. Use a neutral term, like "shithead" or "creepy little fartswallower".

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 12, 2019 01:23 PM (CPk08)

253 I don't think Cheers holds up so well nowadays. Part of that is that the last couple years were kind of weak.


A bunch of years ago No. 2 Son got really into Woody Harrelson. So I decided to pull some Boomer cred and tell him that Woody got his start on Cheers and we'd watch an episode together.

It was awful. It was unwatchable. I ended up telling him that I couldn't explain why but it was America's favorite show and we all watched it and thought it was funny.

It was not persuasive.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2019 01:23 PM (fuK7c)

254 Also, I have a sawbuck that says this never happened.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 12, 2019 01:23 PM (gC2IV)

255 232 "Albania, Albania"

"You border on the Adriatic"...

"your land is mostly mountainous"...

"and your chief export is chrome".

Coach was the BEST!
Posted by: mikeyG at February 12, 2019 01:21 PM (LL1Be)

His nickname was "Red" because he read a book.

Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 01:24 PM (7HtZB)

256 Great question for screening a first date based on their reaction.

So what's your position on the moral implications of genetic engineering?


Wishbone offense, yes or no?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2019 01:24 PM (Boy/L)

257 Cheers holds up! COACH made the show

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 12, 2019 01:24 PM (Rarvo)

258 141 He was signalling he is a joyous scold who will ruin anything by forcing it through the cheesecloth of intersectionalism and who the fuck wants to hang out with an asshole like that?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 12, 2019 01:11 PM (oVJmc)

I'm sure you mean joyless and +1.

This girl has a lucky escape.

Posted by: Gem at February 12, 2019 01:24 PM (XoAz8)

259 Did he seriously call Luke "Him"?! Not only is that dumb, but blasphemous. I'd call upon God to smite his balls, but it looks like God's done that already.

Posted by: pookysgirl is more of an Age of Sigmar fan at February 12, 2019 01:24 PM (XKZwp)

260 Turkish Margaret Cho

Ack. Thank you SO much for that image.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 12, 2019 01:24 PM (oVJmc)

261 256 Great question for screening a first date based on their reaction.

So what's your position on the moral implications of genetic engineering?

Wishbone offense, yes or no?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2019 01:24 PM (Boy/L)


Nah, go for the killer question: where do you stand on the DH rule?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 01:25 PM (GJkKh)

262 Can you imagine the response if there was a Cheers-like show today that had a similar themed episode, but instead of a secret homosexual, they have a secret Trump voter? It is Boston after all.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 12, 2019 01:25 PM (p0nVR)

263 Sam and Rebecca are alone in the bar after closing; cliff, Norm, Woody, and everyone else have left. Sam is disturbed because a beautiful brunette has told him he seems to have no interests in life other than babes.

Rebecca: "Wait, Sam! What about the Stooges?"
Sam (shrugs): "Ah, they all went over to Cliff's place."
Rebecca: "No, the *Three* Stooges!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 12, 2019 01:25 PM (7MRhd)

264
No joke. This person found a single woman who
1) wasn't feminist-crazy and 2) was into video games and Star Wars and
he blew it in approximately the most spectacular way possible.



I'm not sure if he's just virtue signalling, or if he made the whole thing up and is double-virtue signalling.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 12, 2019 01:14 PM (ZGrMX)

That's the other thing. He brought up bikini girls in video games and she was like "well, are they supposed to be hot?"

Really sounds like he found a chill, relaxed girl to date and just blew it up on purpose. Someone beat the tar outta this kid for me...

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at February 12, 2019 01:25 PM (6JL3d)

265 It was awful. It was unwatchable. I ended up telling him that I couldn't explain why but it was America's favorite show and we all watched it and thought it was funny.

huh i just did this with my teen son and a first-season few eps of Cheers

he loved it and I thought it held up. I think Cheers slipped later on

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 12, 2019 01:25 PM (Rarvo)

266 192 I never really watched Cheers or Frasier or even #Cheers or #Frasier. I saw a few episodes here and there but that's it.

What I do remember is that the whole idea of Sam Whateverhisnamewas being such the ladies' man and operator went down the drink when it came out that Ted Danson was dating Whoopi Goldberg.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 12, 2019 01:17 PM (KfVRF)



Ted Danson, butt of jokes.

Tom Selleck, still makes women swoon.

Posted by: buzzion at February 12, 2019 01:25 PM (cAnNx)

267 I'm sure you mean joyless

Yes, that's what I get for typing on autopilot.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 12, 2019 01:25 PM (oVJmc)

268 "There is a You Tube compilation of all the David Hyde-Pierce is gay jokes."
-Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2019 01:23 PM (Boy/L)

He played that character with aplomb.

Posted by: The One Who Knocks at February 12, 2019 01:25 PM (Ckg4U)

269
My favorite scuba diving trip I got behind a leggy blond. Something about the undulations of her legs going up and down had me hypnotized. Something primeval, like ten million years ago when we all had fins.

It's just something you have to see to believe. "
/////

I Believe I would like to See that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 01:22 PM


Shame that JackStraw isn't in this thread. I believe he used to teach/run scuba diving tours. I believe he would back me 110% on this.

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 12, 2019 01:25 PM (jYje5)

270 261 Nah, go for the killer question: where do you stand on the DH rule?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 01:25 PM (GJkKh)

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*sighs deeply*

*takes shot*

"It's inevitable."

*single tear rolls down cheek*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 01:25 PM (ANN96)

271 I hope you read this one and thought "that girl dodged a bullet."

Sure, whichever is applicable; usually its some crayola-haired princess yelling about how a guy didn't agree with her on some trivial topic and she walked out on him or gave him the perfect zinger that had the entire restaurant applauding.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 01:25 PM (39g3+)

272 #1. Uh-huh.



#2. Really?



#3. So tell me more!



#4. I'm not sure, what do you think?



#5. I never knew that!


#6. (in response to CONSTANT complaints) "Oh wow. That really sucks."

Posted by: mikeyG at February 12, 2019 01:25 PM (LL1Be)

273 Posted by: Zod at February 12, 2019 01:19 PM (Bdeb0)

If someone asked me how my husband's name was spelled (provided it was one capable of various spelling) I wouldn't say, "It doesn't matter"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2019 01:26 PM (AllCR)

274 264 That's the other thing. He brought up bikini girls in video games and she was like "well, are they supposed to be hot?"

Really sounds like he found a chill, relaxed girl to date and just blew it up on purpose. Someone beat the tar outta this kid for me...
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at February 12, 2019 01:25 PM (6JL3d)

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The girl wasn't a real woman because she wasn't down with the cause.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 01:26 PM (ANN96)

275
was too busy watching Night Court
Posted by: Rick in SK


Bob and June Wheeler - you Yugoslavian recidivist knuckleheads!

Posted by: Adriane the Vaudville Critic ... at February 12, 2019 01:26 PM (LPnfS)

276 >> Feminism ruins everything.


And how!

RS McCain likes to surf feminist tumblr and post before/after feminism pictures and commentary, and its so SAD. It makes these previously cute, fun young women into ugly, angry, depressed scolds.


I know there is some cute 'ette out there for you, Broseidon, keep looking!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2019 01:26 PM (W+vEI)

277
Lefties in the media are gloating about Trump's imminent wall surrender. He's boxed in, he has no choice, Nancy has faced him down, etc.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 01:26 PM (13CQC)

278
Filthy Pervert Stalking Diane: Lets get together tonight.

Diane: I'd rather be the love toy of a Greek Army battalion!

Pervert: Who Wouldn't!!!!!!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at February 12, 2019 01:26 PM (n2qRY)

279 The PMS Caucus, priceless.

When I saw the White suited gaggle I thought they must have just finished filming a tampon ad.

Posted by: Decaf at February 12, 2019 01:27 PM (FBm+D)

280 There was a point in our conversation she was mid sentence and just stopped and said "ok"
----
He cut her off? She just didn't deserve his feminist allied intersectionality anymore. What a hero.

Posted by: jhawk90 at February 12, 2019 01:27 PM (CHOZq)

281 276 >> Feminism ruins everything.


And how!

RS McCain likes to surf feminist tumblr and post before/after feminism pictures and commentary, and its so SAD. It makes these previously cute, fun young women into ugly, angry, depressed scolds.


I know there is some cute 'ette out there for you, Broseidon, keep looking!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2019 01:26 PM (W+vEI)

============

They're empowered now, which makes it all better.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 01:27 PM (q80AH)

282 Nah, go for the killer question: where do you stand on the DH rule?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 01:25 PM (GJkKh)


There should be separate hitting and fielding teams!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 12, 2019 01:27 PM (KfVRF)

283 I hope you read this one and thought "that girl dodged a bullet."

And she goes home and weeps into her pillow about how all the men in America have turned into weak social justice trash. For every justified complaint we guys make about women in America, there's at least one justified complaint about men. At least in urban areas.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 01:27 PM (39g3+)

284 #6. (in response to CONSTANT complaints) "Oh wow. That really sucks."
Posted by: mikeyG at February 12, 2019 01:25 PM (LL1Be)

Don't do what I did and after a non stop litany of how awful all their co-workers are say "Is there anyone whom you work with that you actually like?" cause that went over badly.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2019 01:27 PM (AllCR)

285 >>.I did take film criticism classes in college. And she's kinda right: they did ruin movies for me. I'm prone to over-thinking stuff in general and deconstructing movies pretty much kills any enjoyment for 90% of the stuff out there.

wait, you're responding to something she said and agreeing with her?

That's completely the opposite of what Seany Conks did, so that must mean you're NOT a Male Feminist Ally.

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2019 01:27 PM (PbpT7)

286 Actually, "I'd rather be the only woman on a Greek freighter." was the line.

Don't hurt me.

Posted by: Parker at February 12, 2019 01:28 PM (MFwf8)

287 I think Cheers slipped later on


That may be. I was showing my son a Woody Harrelson episode, so that means post-Coach.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2019 01:28 PM (fuK7c)

288 Once in grad school I experienced the distaff version of the quotes above. Militant feminism was in its first malignant flower, and on a first date the gal started in on how men were to blame for everything, including lousy weather. Trying to change the subject, I ventured that soccer (which I hate) was catching on in popularity, to which she replied, "Yes, even women of six and seven are playing it now."

It was really two dates in one: the first, and the last. I restrained the impulse to go to the men's room, kick out the glass, crawl out the window, and never return.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 01:28 PM (GJkKh)

289 Guy is gay, flaming gay. He walks into a gay bar and all of the other gay men wonder who the sissy is.

Posted by: Zeno the Stoic at February 12, 2019 01:28 PM (cGlgB)

290
Looks like we'll be spared his spawn, though.



So there's that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 01:23 PM (ANN96)

There *is* that, which is unquestionably a boon to the species as a whole.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at February 12, 2019 01:28 PM (6JL3d)

291 Nah, go for the killer question: where do you stand on the DH rule?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara



Daylight Savings Time.


Might as well get it out in the open.

Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2019 01:28 PM (NLLmE)

292 >>>HERE IS A MAN

ECCE SOYLO

Posted by: Pontius Pilate at February 12, 2019 01:28 PM (zGN7G)

293 I blame tofu......

Posted by: kraken at February 12, 2019 01:28 PM (90T4r)

294 I love in I married an axe murderer where she ask him what he looks for in a woman he dates.

'Most guys say a sense of humor but I have to go with breast size.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 12, 2019 01:29 PM (2DOZq)

295 I'm seeing a vision of the future, and it involves the world's first documented Male Cat Lady, dying alone and unloved and unnoticed, surrounded by forty half-feral cats who proceed to devour his corpulent yet youngish corpse over a period of thirty days.

it's about me isn't it?

Posted by: AllahPundit at February 12, 2019 01:29 PM (XTiHL)

296 292 >>>HERE IS A MAN

ECCE SOYLO
Posted by: Pontius Pilate at February 12, 2019 01:28 PM (zGN7G)

LMAO!

Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 01:29 PM (7HtZB)

297 He was going to suggest that they have a Mani - Pedi day at the Spa for their second date, but decided against it.

Too Butch.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 01:29 PM (/wAOm)

298 For every justified complaint we guys make about women in America, there's at least one justified complaint about men. At least in urban areas.

Most definitely. And that's why guys I know who are currently unmarried and my age (which is old) are fighting off in 20 and 30-something girls

no, really! it's super strange. (this is in Philly)

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 12, 2019 01:29 PM (Rarvo)

299 Lefties in the media are gloating about Trump's imminent wall surrender. He's boxed in, he has no choice, Nancy has faced him down, etc.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 01:26 PM (13CQC)

LOL Trump does all his most classic work when he's "boxed in". You wonder if they really forget.

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2019 01:30 PM (bIh+M)

300 285 >>.I did take film criticism classes in college. And she's kinda right: they did ruin movies for me. I'm prone to over-thinking stuff in general and deconstructing movies pretty much kills any enjoyment for 90% of the stuff out there.

wait, you're responding to something she said and agreeing with her?

That's completely the opposite of what Seany Conks did, so that must mean you're NOT a Male Feminist Ally.
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2019 01:27 PM (PbpT7)

You caught me.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 12, 2019 01:30 PM (xJa6I)

301 One of the video game companies brought in Sarkisian to consult.I forget which,saw it on Razorfist.This is where we are with entertanment.

Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 01:30 PM (BXMxN)

302 298 For every justified complaint we guys make about women in America, there's at least one justified complaint about men. At least in urban areas.

Most definitely. And that's why guys I know who are currently unmarried and my age (which is old) are fighting off in 20 and 30-something girls

no, really! it's super strange. (this is in Philly)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 12, 2019 01:29 PM (Rarvo)

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"You can hold onto that gallon of milk for more than a minute?!?!"

*swoons*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 01:30 PM (ANN96)

303 237 214 I don't think Cheers holds up so well nowadays. Part of that is that the last couple years were kind of weak.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 12, 2019 01:20 PM (oVJmc)

Carla, Cliff and Norm made that show.

Sam had his moments but mostly when it focused on his womanizing.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 12, 2019

*
*
All through the "Norm pretends gay" episode, people have been ranking Cliff. "Which weighs more, a pound of Clavin's brain or a pound of dead flies?" "Aw, that's a trick question. A pound is a pound, they both weigh the same." (Note that Cliff is sitting right there.)

Later, again with Cliff there: "If the left half of Cliff's brain leaves Boston on a train going west at 60 miles per hour, and the right half --" "Hold on, lemme get a pencil."

Finally, we see Cliff saying to people at the bar: "All right, here it is. Cliff's brain is found murdered in a room, all the doors and windows are locked. . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 12, 2019 01:30 PM (7MRhd)

304 Hard core engineers are always the worst at talking to women, and the harder they try the worse they get. I had a good friend, great engineer, a woman would think he was cute, ask for help starting her car - and then for 10 minutes, he would stand there and talk about the theory of solenoids and how they were used as an actuator in an automobile starting system, and on, and on, and... suddenly, he was alone again.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 01:30 PM (Kpl3J)

305 'Sometimes there's a man...'







'Lost my train of thought.'

Posted by: Sam Eliot at February 12, 2019 01:30 PM (/wAOm)

306 301 One of the video game companies brought in Sarkisian to consult.I forget which,saw it on Razorfist.This is where we are with entertanment.
Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 01:30 PM (BXMxN)

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It's like hiring Jesse Jackson to prevent accusations of racism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 01:30 PM (ANN96)

307 Shorter version?

She wanted someone to sweep her off her feet.

He talked about a Gay Star Wars movie.

Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 01:30 PM (NgKpN)

308 There should be separate hitting and fielding teams!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 12, 2019 01:27 PM (KfVRF)



That's a thing I don't like about football: the over-specialization. The same guys on both teams should have to play until the ball is turned over twice - no substitutions. Your offense become your defense, and you can't substitute until you go on offense again.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 01:31 PM (GJkKh)

309 That whole thread makes me want to fire up the PS3 and play the hell out of Lollipop Chainsaw.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2019 01:31 PM (mf5HN)

310 So women.... risk/benefit analysis.......

Posted by: kraken at February 12, 2019 01:31 PM (90T4r)

311 It's really not hard on a date with a girl.

- Lead by talking about things she wants to.
- Listen
- Laugh
- Listerine


Posted by: literally serious at February 12, 2019 01:31 PM (D7FqI)

312 This is the first time since I got here in 2007 that I have asked Ace to explain or change something.

How's that working out for you?

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg's phone at February 12, 2019 01:31 PM (8fWYM)

313 251 As if Frasier didn't have any gay episodes. LOL.

There is a You Tube compilation of all the David Hyde-Pierce is gay jokes.
________________

Everybody knew the guy who played Niles was gay (they joked about in on the show all the time), but the guy who played the dad/cop Martin was also gay.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 12, 2019 01:32 PM (fqUgw)

314 307 Shorter version?

She wanted someone to sweep her off her feet.

He talked about a Gay Star Wars movie.
Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 01:30 PM (NgKpN)

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He was passionate about a Star Wars movie in a way that is appropriate for small children.

Listen, I don't know if you realize that I like movies a good bit, but if an adult is getting hot and bothered by something like Star Wars, I look at them sideways.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 01:32 PM (ANN96)

315 Looking for some newer non-cucked (fictional) TV shows. Anyone have any suggestions?

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2019 01:32 PM (bIh+M)

316 That's a thing I don't like about football: the over-specialization. The same guys on both teams should have to play until the ball is turned over twice - no substitutions. Your offense become your defense, and you can't substitute until you go on offense again.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 01:31 PM (GJkKh)

That's brilliant. One of these new football leagues should adopt that.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 12, 2019 01:32 PM (yTfbH)

317 >>If someone asked me how my husband's name was spelled (provided it was one capable of various spelling) I wouldn't say, "It doesn't matter"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2019 01:26 PM (AllCR)

Your husband's name is spelled 'Gary.'

Carry on.

Posted by: Zod at February 12, 2019 01:32 PM (Bdeb0)

318 >>One of the video game companies brought in Sarkisian to consult.I forget which,saw it on Razorfist. This is where we are with entertainment.




Isn't she still on Twitter's Trust and Safety Council, happily purging all non-progressive users?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2019 01:32 PM (W+vEI)

319
There was a point in our conversation she was mid sentence and just stopped and said "ok"

----

He cut her off? She just didn't deserve his feminist allied intersectionality anymore. What a hero.

Posted by: jhawk90 at February 12, 2019 01:27 PM (CHOZq

===

I envision her trying to make a reasonable proposition while his jaw is sliding towards the floor and she suddenly realizes that talking sense to this jackass is pointless. "Okay," she says simply, figuring she can redeem this waste of time with an hour at a video arcade before she says good-bye forever.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 01:32 PM (13CQC)

320 That's a thing I don't like about football: the over-specialization. The same guys on both teams should have to play until the ball is turned over twice - no substitutions. Your offense become your defense, and you can't substitute until you go on offense again.


So, you choose a ghey thread to talk about your love for European kickball.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2019 01:33 PM (fuK7c)

321 318 >>One of the video game companies brought in Sarkisian to consult.I forget which,saw it on Razorfist. This is where we are with entertainment.




Isn't she still on Twitter's Trust and Safety Council, happily purging all non-progressive users?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2019 01:32 PM (W+vEI)

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I want her to show up here.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 01:33 PM (ANN96)

322 One of the video game companies brought in Sarkisian
to consult.I forget which,saw it on Razorfist.This is where we are with
entertanment.

Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 01:30 PM (BXMxN)

Bioware.

As if I needed another reason to avoid Anthem (EA's involved, so yeah... likely a pass), but now I see that Bioware's been showing Sarkeesian around their facility.

Likely pass is now hard pass

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at February 12, 2019 01:33 PM (6JL3d)

323 If someone asked me how my husband's name was spelled (provided it was one capable of various spelling) I wouldn't say, "It doesn't matter"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2019 01:26 PM (AllCR)

I bet your husband gets asked daily about the spelling of FenelonSpoke.

Posted by: tbodie at February 12, 2019 01:33 PM (QFG7s)

324 How's that working out for you?

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg's phone at February 12, 2019 01:31 PM (8fWYM)

Worked well. Ace is good people.

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2019 01:33 PM (bIh+M)

325 Dating??? Be yourself.... the other one can take it or leave it.... simplifies things...

Posted by: kraken at February 12, 2019 01:33 PM (90T4r)

326 >>guys I know who are currently unmarried and my age (which is old) are fighting off in 20 and 30-something girls


I'm no longer a spry 29...
but, man.

Those shitty Dads really make life easy for a guy.



Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 01:33 PM (/wAOm)

327 >>Looking for some newer non-cucked (fictional) TV shows. Anyone have any suggestions?


Amazon Prime's "Patriot" - darkly funny.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2019 01:33 PM (W+vEI)

328 "Hard core engineers are always the worst at talking to women"

Hey, this sounds like me! I'm also really good at accidentally insulting them.

Posted by: Chris M at February 12, 2019 01:33 PM (eAZVt)

329 322 Bioware.

As if I needed another reason to avoid Anthem (EA's involved, so yeah... likely a pass), but now I see that Bioware's been showing Sarkeesian around their facility.

Likely pass is now hard pass
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at February 12, 2019 01:33 PM (6JL3d)

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Remember KOTOR?

Le sigh...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 01:33 PM (ANN96)

330 315 Looking for some newer non-cucked (fictional) TV shows. Anyone have any suggestions?
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2019 01:32 PM (bIh+M)

Seal Team is full of toxic masculinity

Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 01:33 PM (7HtZB)

331 I added this:

Weird Inversion: In a way, I almost want to applaud this guy as a Hero, because he is utterly unapologetic about bulldozing over anything this Stupid Inferior Woman wants to do or talk about, and insisting that they only things they can talk about are the things he, the Superior Masterful Male, wants to talk about.

Meanwhile, we non-Male Feminist Allies totally cuck out on dates and try to listen to what the girl says and take what she says seriously and talk about the topics she proposes or seems to express interest in.

So in a weird way, this Soyboy Beta Cuck is more of a Thuggishly Domineering Male that we pussies can ever dream of being. I mean, he's basically a Mack truck with a cow-catcher just blasting over Women's Voices like Mad Max at the end of The Road Warrior.

On the other hand, he has an advantage we don't:

I'm not sure he actually gives a shit about sleeping with women.

That takes a lot of the pressure off, right there.

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2019 01:33 PM (PbpT7)

332 Looking for some newer non-cucked (fictional) TV shows. Anyone have any suggestions?

South Park? even that is half-cucked

honestly we just watch old TV on Prime now. kids love the old stuff

they even say "why does everything suck now"

GenZ knows!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 12, 2019 01:34 PM (Rarvo)

333 Lefties in the media are gloating about Trump's imminent wall surrender. He's boxed in, he has no choice, Nancy has faced him down, etc.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 01:26 PM (13CQC)

I actually hope this is true, because if Trump catches wind of this, he'll surely say "no"--if he wasn't going to already.

Declare an emergency. That way, the Wall might get built and both the Democrats and Republicans can go to their respective overlords (immigration lobby/CoC donor class) and say, "We did everything we could!"
Everybody wins.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 12, 2019 01:34 PM (NFEMn)

334 I did take film criticism classes in college. And she's kinda right: they did ruin movies for me. I'm prone to over-thinking stuff in general and deconstructing movies pretty much kills any enjoyment for 90% of the stuff out there.

Writing has done that for me. I have a hard time reading or watching something just for the enjoyment because I'm constantly breaking down scenes and dialogue and description for why they did it and what worked and what should have been different, and how this scene failed or this one was so well done. Its partly how my brain works, it won't stop analyzing but partly just the work has changed how I view stories and think about them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 01:34 PM (39g3+)

335 324 How's that working out for you?

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg's phone at February 12, 2019 01:31 PM (8fWYM)

Worked well. Ace is good people.
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2019 01:33 PM (bIh+M)

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Just don't blow the margins.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 01:34 PM (ANN96)

336 Another movie with a great first date dialogue is Going the Distance.

Drew Barrymore is asking her date fun interview type questions like what is your favorite food where he responds linguine and sauce . Couple of questions later she asks him what would be his most preferred way to die. He he says overeating linguine and sauce.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 12, 2019 01:34 PM (2DOZq)

337 >>The same guys on both teams should have to play until the ball is turned over twice - no substitutions. Your offense become your defense, and you can't substitute until you go on offense again. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 01:31 PM (GJkKh)

Punting duties should be done on a baseball batting-order basis. Each player--yes, including O line--has to punt once before moving to the top of the rotation.

Posted by: Zod at February 12, 2019 01:34 PM (Bdeb0)

338
Everybody knew the guy who played Niles was gay
(they joked about in on the show all the time), but the guy who played
the dad/cop Martin was also gay.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 12, 2019 01:32 PM (fqUgw

====

So is the guy who played Bulldog, the unrepentant ass-grabber who did sports talk.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 01:34 PM (13CQC)

339 315 Looking for some newer non-cucked (fictional) TV shows. Anyone have any suggestions?
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2019

*
*
Somehow I wound up with a free subscription to Entertainment Weekly. I flip through it, and every series and most of the movies sound like they've been designed by liberal committee.

I find myself watching The Fugitive episodes.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 12, 2019 01:35 PM (7MRhd)

340 That's a thing I don't like about football: the over-specialization. The same guys on both teams should have to play until the ball is turned over twice - no substitutions. Your offense become your defense, and you can't substitute until you go on offense again.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 01:31 PM (GJkKh)


You must hate closers who come in to throw 4 pitches and call it a day.

But none of these things compare to the sheer idiocy and silliness of the last minute of a basketball game with everyone running around just fouling everyone to put everything on the free throw line. I don't know how anyone can watch something like that. It's just ridiculous.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 12, 2019 01:35 PM (KfVRF)

341 ...just 33 percent of Americans said they were inclined to believe Trump's version of the facts, compared to 56 percent who believe Mueller.

But the overwhelming majority of Americans - 81 percent - believed Mueller's report should be made public.

Should that final report conclude that Trump either authorized his campaign to collude with Russia or attempted to obstruct justice, then a majority of Americans would support Congress impeaching the president.

Posted by: Bi|| Wynn at February 12, 2019 01:35 PM (ydmpR)

342 So what's your position on the moral implications of genetic engineering?

-------

Look, if I can't genetically graft a vulture to a hyena where will I get a hideous chimera to star in my stage production of "With Her: The Hillary Clinton Story?"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 01:35 PM (AzW6q)

343
Listen, I don't know if you realize that I like movies a good bit, but if an adult is getting hot and bothered by something like Star Wars, I look at them sideways.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 01:32 PM (ANN96)

The only good things that came out of Star Wars were swords made of blazing light, and Slave Leia.

That's my story and I'm stickin' to it o_o

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at February 12, 2019 01:35 PM (6JL3d)

344 After failing with "Girlfriend"......He call in sick Monday morning.......................Sore Pussy......

Posted by: KIM at February 12, 2019 01:35 PM (lMn1U)

345 307 Shorter version?

She wanted someone to sweep her off her feet.

He talked about a Gay Star Wars movie.
Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 01:30 PM (NgKpN)

Sounded like she was lookiing for a fuck buddy. Maybe the domination tickled her hyoergamy.

Posted by: literally serious at February 12, 2019 01:35 PM (D7FqI)

346 334
Writing has done that for me. I have a hard time reading or watching something just for the enjoyment because I'm constantly breaking down scenes and dialogue and description for why they did it and what worked and what should have been different, and how this scene failed or this one was so well done. Its partly how my brain works, it won't stop analyzing but partly just the work has changed how I view stories and think about them.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 01:34 PM (39g3+)

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I've done that for years. I'm almost always a step removed from the work.

But when a movie pulls me in, it's great.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 01:35 PM (ANN96)

347 >>>One of the video game companies brought in Sarkisian
to consult.I forget which,saw it on Razorfist.This is where we are with
entertanment.

ONE of them?! I thought it was like most of them!

Isn't she getting paid Rents by nearly everyone in entertainment and social media?

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2019 01:35 PM (PbpT7)

348 Poor ladies of today. I feel for you.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 12, 2019 01:35 PM (t6MX/)

349 Not long ago people in here were touting video games as non politicized entertainment.Well,that'ss gone by the wayside.So now comics,books,movies,sports(for Gods sake even the NHL celebrates black history month!),tv the left owns every fucking thing.

Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 01:35 PM (BXMxN)

350 Oh,even toys.

Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 01:36 PM (BXMxN)

351 349 Not long ago people in here were touting video games as non politicized entertainment.Well,that'ss gone by the wayside.So now comics,books,movies,sports(for Gods sake even the NHL celebrates black history month!),tv the left owns every fucking thing.
Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 01:35 PM (BXMxN)

============

I think all we have left is Greek drama.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 01:36 PM (ANN96)

352 347 Probably ace but I block most of this shit out for my own sanity.

Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 01:36 PM (BXMxN)

353 >>He talked about a Gay Star Wars movie.
Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 01:30 PM (NgKpN)

"Let the Wookie win."

Posted by: Zod at February 12, 2019 01:36 PM (Bdeb0)

354 That's a thing I don't like about football: the
over-specialization. The same guys on both teams should have to play
until the ball is turned over twice - no substitutions. Your offense
become your defense, and you can't substitute until you go on offense
again.



Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 01:31 PM (GJkKh)



You must hate closers who come in to throw 4 pitches and call it a day.



But none of these things compare to the sheer idiocy and silliness
of the last minute of a basketball game with everyone running around
just fouling everyone to put everything on the free throw line. I don't
know how anyone can watch something like that. It's just ridiculous.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 12, 2019 01:35 PM (KfVRF)

That is why hockey rules. Let that soak in for a minute.


Posted by: Archer at February 12, 2019 01:36 PM (gmo/4)

355 When you are feeling low and feel like a total loser, look at this guy.

Wow.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 12, 2019 01:37 PM (vg8iE)

356 Amazon Prime's "Patriot" - darkly funny.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2019 01:33 PM (W+vEI)

Will check it out, thanks schlizzy.

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2019 01:37 PM (bIh+M)

357 >>She wanted someone to sweep her off her feet.


And fuck her mouf.

Posted by: Lieutenant Governor Fairfax at February 12, 2019 01:37 PM (/wAOm)

358 Why is it okay to take the Lord's name in vain, but no one seems to do so with Muhammed, Allah, Buddah, etc?

Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2019 01:37 PM (RU4sa)

359 The Expanse is good sci-fi, war, and politics show.

Posted by: literally serious at February 12, 2019 01:37 PM (D7FqI)

360 Worked well. Ace is good people.
Posted by: ... at February


What's with the non name?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2019 01:37 PM (whUgy)

361 Not long ago people in here were touting video games as non politicized entertainment.Well,that'ss gone by the wayside.So now comics,books,movies,sports(for Gods sake even the NHL celebrates black history month!),tv the left owns every fucking thing.

yeah they do this on purpose, you know that right?

that's why people who talk about a "national divorce" are utterly deluded.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 12, 2019 01:37 PM (Rarvo)

362 Listen, I don't know if you realize that I like movies a good bit, but if an adult is getting hot and bothered by something like Star Wars, I look at them sideways.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 01:32 PM (ANN96)


I have very selective recall, and it does not include movies or any pop culture. I can watch a movie, and five minutes after it's over, I cannot tell you the plot, simply because subconsciously I don't think it's worth remembering. I remember lots of other things (e.g., AW Mn 54.945 amu), but not movies, etc.

My wife laughs at times someone mentions a movie, I draw a blank, and she reminds me that we've seen that movie. I could watch the same movie over and over again with zero recollection of ever having seen it before.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 01:37 PM (GJkKh)

363 I watch old stuff,for now,until they go back and make everything woke somehow.

Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 01:38 PM (BXMxN)

364 I'd make fun of his Jr. High School level game (arcade + ice cream!1!!) but honestly I wish I met more girls who would be cool with going to the arcade as a 1st date.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2019 12:57 PM (oZ6kz)



It's actually a pretty good first two dates.

Arcade gives you something to do so there's not the pressure of coming up with conversation the whole time and it is a fun activity so if someone likes video games you are starting from hey this is going to be fun!

Ice cream after work is the same low key low pressure somewhat time limited activity that if it goes well can turn into I know we had dessert first but how about grabbing a drink and maybe an appetizer.

Or they would be good if this guy didn't have bigger boobs than me.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2019 01:38 PM (mf5HN)

365 That is why hockey rules. Let that soak in for a minute.


THAT'S RIGHT!

and ALL kinds of hockey too lol not just ice

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 12, 2019 01:38 PM (Rarvo)

366 I could watch the same movie over and over again with zero recollection of ever having seen it before."

A few more years, and you'll be able to plan your own surprise parties!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 01:39 PM (Kpl3J)

367 Meanwhile the poor woman is like, "OMG, what a sissy drip, he's going to start menstruating any second and then we'll be cycle sisters.*"

Worse yet, he'll need her tampon stash from her purse.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 12, 2019 01:39 PM (+lVUW)

368 >>356 Amazon Prime's "Patriot" - darkly funny.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2019 01:33 PM (W+vEI)

The way he takes out his competition for the job interview in the first episode--nice.

Posted by: Zod at February 12, 2019 01:39 PM (Bdeb0)

369 So is the guy who played Bulldog, the unrepentant ass-grabber who did sports talk.
_________________

Yeah, they had lots of gay folks on the show. And it was funny. Kelsey Grammer is talking about doing a Frasier re-boot. It won't be the same without the Martin character (John Mahoney is dead now), but it could still be funny if they get the right writers.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 12, 2019 01:39 PM (fqUgw)

370
Declare an emergency. That way, the Wall might get
built and both the Democrats and Republicans can go to their respective
overlords (immigration lobby/CoC donor class) and say, "We did
everything we could!"

Everybody wins.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 12, 2019 01:34 PM (NFEMn

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I'm getting a strong vibe of willingness-to-compromise from him.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 01:39 PM (13CQC)

371 361 No way they let us,either we win or we get consigned to the ovens(or whatever disposal method they currently like,maybe mulch)

Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 01:39 PM (BXMxN)

372 You must hate closers who come in to throw 4 pitches and call it a day.

Definitely. When I used to play competitively, you pitched as long as you were effective. I once threw an 11-inning game in 100 degree heat. And we won.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 01:39 PM (GJkKh)

373 362
My wife laughs at times someone mentions a movie, I draw a blank, and she reminds me that we've seen that movie. I could watch the same movie over and over again with zero recollection of ever having seen it before.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 01:37 PM (GJkKh)

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It happens to me too.

I was running through some movies online the other day and found a listing for Bernardo Bertolucci's The Conformist.

"Hey, this looks interesting."

I flip over the Netflix, where I keep all of my ratings, and I see that not only have I seen it, but I apparently loved it.

I can't recall a single thing about it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 01:39 PM (ANN96)

374 Why is it okay to take the Lord's name in vain, but no one seems to do so with Muhammed, Allah, Buddah, etc?

Wot?

Posted by: Basil Fawlty at February 12, 2019 01:39 PM (84QUd)

375 Basically this whole store boils down to "Man is so tolerant of others that he is actually intolerant of differences in perspectives." The supposed lady involved in the supposed story dodged a bullet, I'd say.

What a buffoon.

Posted by: Gaff at February 12, 2019 01:39 PM (jPS2y)

376 I would watch Basketball.

... if there was the chance of a fiery car crash ending in hospitalization or death.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 01:40 PM (/wAOm)

377 328 "Hard core engineers are always the worst at talking to women"

Hey, this sounds like me! I'm also really good at accidentally insulting them.
Posted by: Chris M at February 12, 2019 01:33 PM (eAZVt)


Comes from being literal. This weekend wifey wanted me to find an error in the checkbook while she was out on a job. Took me about 2 minutes, and when she got back and I announced that I had found it. Her response, "well did you fix it?". Oopsie.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at February 12, 2019 01:40 PM (kUmUV)

378 All hope is not lost. I'm sure you can find a nice closet tranny on eHarmony. By the way do I get a participation trophy for being the last stinking post every time

Posted by: Sock Monkey at February 12, 2019 01:40 PM (qdINy)

379 I could watch the same movie over and over again with zero recollection of ever having seen it before.

My brother does the same thing, and he envies me for my memory. I envy him for being able to just enjoy things.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 01:40 PM (39g3+)

380 Listen, I don't know if you realize that I like movies a good bit, but if an adult is getting hot and bothered by something like Star Wars, I look at them sideways.

-
Uh oh. I just recommended Hoodwinked to my sister.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2019 01:40 PM (+y/Ru)

381 "I am 99.98% sure ..."

This just happens to be the same percentage as Ivory Soap's purity.

Coincidence or collusion? You decide.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 12, 2019 01:40 PM (DMUuz)

382
Writing has done that for me. I have a hard time reading or watching something just for the enjoyment because I'm constantly breaking down scenes and dialogue and description for why they did it and what worked and what should have been different, and how this scene failed or this one was so well done. Its partly how my brain works, it won't stop analyzing but partly just the work has changed how I view stories and think about them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 01:34 PM (39g3+)

I do the same thing, but also with philosophy and theology.

Frequently I cannot enjoy movies or games because I take umbrage with the in-show/game religion, culture, or the character's outlooks on life, death, the universe and everything in between. I have to take the damned thing apart and head-canon it into squaring with what I feel is (a. more consistent with the character thus far developed, and (b. comports with reality.

Basically, I've pinned myself into this area where the idea of a universe at peace or outside the *real* God is just fundamentally unworkable (obvious truth), and therefore in-media events and "happily ever after" or "what happens in the future?" questions must take this into account, or I grow restless and irritated.

I have a hell of a time every time I log in to Destiny 2. Someone help me.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at February 12, 2019 01:40 PM (6JL3d)

383 * Blink *




* Blink Blink *

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 12, 2019 01:40 PM (cqNba)

384 Yeah,the dad,Niles and Bulldog were all gay but they played their characters well.

Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 01:40 PM (BXMxN)

385 380 Uh oh. I just recommended Hoodwinked to my sister.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2019 01:40 PM (+y/Ru)

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I've seen that.

I was surprised at how entertaining I found it. I laughed out loud more than once.

Haven't seen it since.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 01:41 PM (ANN96)

386 The "relationship" never budded. It was aborted with a morning after pill before it really implanted.

Posted by: geoffb at February 12, 2019 01:41 PM (zOpu5)

387 Why would that make the bar gay? I would have thought when coach put feathers in his loafers so he wouldn't knock over his house of cards would do it for sure

Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 12, 2019 01:41 PM (guTmX)

388 So it was ok for him to "mansplain" feminism to her. But "mansplaining" is bad? I dont understand the rules.

Posted by: Gman at February 12, 2019 01:41 PM (233BJ)

389 Dating??? Be yourself.... the other one can take it or leave it....

That's what I'm afraid of!

Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2019 01:41 PM (dzJ3R)

390 I bet your husband gets asked daily about the spelling of FenelonSpoke.

Posted by: tbodie at February 12, 2019 01:33 PM (QFG7s)

LOL Well, FenelonSpoke is not his first name. His first name is "Francois De La Mothe" which would be a problem for anyone who didn't speak French to begin with."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2019 01:42 PM (AllCR)

391 Heebus! Anita Sarkeesian is a feeder now.

Posted by: literally serious at February 12, 2019 01:42 PM (D7FqI)

392 >>The way he takes out his competition for the job interview in the first episode--nice.


His oddly specific, confessional folk songs

Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2019 01:42 PM (W+vEI)

393 I'm getting a strong vibe of willingness-to-compromise from him.

--

We'll have to wait and see. He's been quiet on the porcelain Twatter bowl, so who knows yet.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 12, 2019 01:42 PM (JoUsr)

394 Here again:The NYT wants you to think your favorite childrens books are secretly gay themed

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/321559/

Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 01:43 PM (BXMxN)

395
Kelsey Grammer is talking about doing a Frasier
re-boot. It won't be the same without the Martin character (John
Mahoney is dead now), but it could still be funny if they get the right
writers.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 12, 2019 01:39 PM (fqUgw)

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I'd love it if Daphne went back to being the pre-married Daphne. Be funny if Frasier has gotten a pet and moved in with Freddie.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 01:43 PM (13CQC)

396 A few more years, and you'll be able to plan your own surprise parties!
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 01:39 PM (Kpl3J)


It's funny - my recall is extremely selective.

Once, back in the day, the department had an old PDP-11 we used for word processing. I'd occasionally been gone for most of a month on seminar tours, and could always come back and log in. No problem.

Then the department decided to junk the PDP-11, and shoved it out onto the loading dock to be taken away. Two days later, they changed their minds, and brought it back.

I could not remember my login credentials to save my life. The grad students thought this was the funniest thing ever. Subconsciously all that info had been wiped from my HD. Like with a cloth.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 01:43 PM (GJkKh)

397 386
The "relationship" never budded. It was aborted with a morning after pill before it really implanted.


Posted by: geoffb at February 12, 2019 01:41 PM (zOpu5)

There has to be a women's corollary to "never stick your dick in crazy" for soybois.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 12, 2019 01:43 PM (t6MX/)

398 At least he's not as bad as that asshole Todd over at Sav-Mor.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at February 12, 2019 01:44 PM (yFncY)

399 A little bit Off Topic, but..

Walmart's Great Value brand of pitted prunes are about the best tasting prunes out there.

I swear, I can eat an entire container of them while reading this thread.

Um...



I'll be right back.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 12, 2019 01:44 PM (cqNba)

400 395
Kelsey Grammer is talking about doing a Frasier
re-boot. It won't be the same without the Martin character (John
Mahoney is dead now), but it could still be funny if they get the right
writers.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 12, 2019 01:39 PM (fqUgw)

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I'd love it if Daphne went back to being the pre-married Daphne. Be funny if Frasier has gotten a pet and moved in with Freddie.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 01:43 PM (13CQC)

I'll watch if Roz is in it. She was smoking

Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 01:44 PM (7HtZB)

401 If I wasn't married, I'd be trying to find out her phone number.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 12, 2019 01:45 PM (VdgHw)

402 LOL see sidebar.

Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 01:45 PM (BXMxN)

403 374
Why is it okay to take the Lord's name in vain, but no one seems to do so with Muhammed, Allah, Buddah, etc?



Wot?

Posted by: Basil Fawlty at February 12, 2019 01:39 PM (84QUd)

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I didn't stutter.
Seems a reasonable question to ask, since so many are asking God to save this nation, yet at the same time, His name is is used as a curse or a joke.

Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2019 01:45 PM (RU4sa)

404 A liberal justice on the Wisconsin Supreme Court has retired and there is a special election on April 2nd

Posted by: Ha at February 12, 2019 01:45 PM (MAstk)

405 386 The "relationship" never budded. It was aborted with a morning after pill before it really implanted.
Posted by: geoffb at February 12, 2019 01:41 PM (zOpu5)

Their relationship is being kept comfortable

Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 01:45 PM (7HtZB)

406 I'm getting a strong vibe of willingness-to-compromise from him.

Yes, I am as well. I think the "wall" will end up being like 30 feet of new fencing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 01:45 PM (39g3+)

407 I've been married 37 years. I am glad I don't have to go courting these days.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 12, 2019 01:45 PM (FTlwv)

408 Still,now that I think,he is still giving TheBulwark clicks...

Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 01:45 PM (BXMxN)

409 I got nothin'.

Posted by: Soyface Retard at February 12, 2019 01:45 PM (Tyii7)

410
He's been quiet on the porcelain Twatter bowl, so who knows yet.





Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 12, 2019 01:42 PM (JoUsr)

===

I just saw him taking questions in the Oval Office and -- well, yes, let's see what he actually does. I wasn't encouraged though.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 01:45 PM (13CQC)

411 Wot?

Posted by: Basil Fawlty at February 12, 2019 01:39 PM (84QUd)

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I didn't stutter.
Seems a reasonable question to ask, since so many are asking God to save this nation, yet at the same time, His name is is used as a curse or a joke.


There's no helping some people, is there?

Posted by: John Cleese at February 12, 2019 01:46 PM (84QUd)

412 Instant Classic.

Posted by: sunflower at February 12, 2019 01:46 PM (Exn6m)

413 Seems a reasonable question to ask, since so many are asking God to save this nation, yet at the same time, His name is is used as a curse or a joke.

Indeed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 01:46 PM (39g3+)

414 Walmart's Great Value brand of pitted prunes are about the best tasting prunes out there.
I swear, I can eat an entire container of them while reading this thread.
Um...
I'll be right back.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 12, 2019 01:44 PM (cqNba)


No, you won't.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at February 12, 2019 01:46 PM (kUmUV)

415 Yeah, I hate dating nowadays. Part of the problem is that I have no interest in any of the stupid shit that younger singles like. Plus, most young women are too stupid to hold a decent conversation.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 12, 2019 01:46 PM (wCmLp)

416 407 I've been married 37 years. I am glad I don't have to go courting these days.

"No, I'm sorry, I can't come in, have a nightcap, and let you fuck my brains out. I have to go home and post about the wonderful evening we had."

Posted by: JEM at February 12, 2019 01:46 PM (8erNz)

417 Writing has done that for me. I have a hard time reading or watching something just for the enjoyment because I'm constantly breaking down scenes and dialogue and description for why they did it and what worked and what should have been different, and how this scene failed or this one was so well done.

-
I'm like that with music. Knowing how the magician does it, spoils the magic.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2019 01:46 PM (+y/Ru)

418 A videogame gamertag with Hitler or any variation will be banned,but Stalin,Mao,Pol Pot,Putin,Chavez are all fine.

Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 01:47 PM (BXMxN)

419 -
--
There has to be a women's corollary to "never stick your dick in crazy" for soybois.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 12, 2019 01:43 PM

----------------------

Don't get any soytus in your coitus.

Posted by: irright at February 12, 2019 01:47 PM (pMGkg)

420 405 386 The "relationship" never budded. It was aborted with a morning after pill before it really implanted.
Posted by: geoffb at February 12, 2019 01:41 PM (zOpu5)

Their relationship is being kept comfortable
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 01:45 PM (7HtZB)


The relationship is working from home.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 01:47 PM (GJkKh)

421 There's no helping some people, is there?

Posted by: John Cleese at February 12, 2019 01:46 PM (84QUd)

---
Have never been much of a fan of Brit humor, sorry.

Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2019 01:47 PM (RU4sa)

422 All righty ... off to make recipe 5 in the Great Irish Soda Bread bakeoff ...

Posted by: Adriane the Vaudville Critic ... at February 12, 2019 01:47 PM (LPnfS)

423 Sean Conklin is not the "quality man" that Jackie Packey Paisley Smackey was looking for.

Posted by: Zod at February 12, 2019 01:47 PM (Bdeb0)

424 Um...
I'll be right back.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 12, 2019 01:44 PM (cqNba)

No, you won't.


Yes, he will, he can post from his phone while on the throne.

Posted by: JEM at February 12, 2019 01:47 PM (8erNz)

425 Or they would be good if this guy didn't have bigger boobs than me.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2019 01:38 PM


It's not the size, it's what's written on them.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 12, 2019 01:48 PM (DMUuz)

426 I'm not sure Mahoney was gay from the Wiki bio.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2019 01:48 PM (Boy/L)

427 Don't really know if God is his actual name or more like a title though. It's not like saying Mercury dammit or whatever

Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 12, 2019 01:48 PM (guTmX)

428 422 All righty ... off to make recipe 5 in the Great Irish Soda Bread bakeoff ...

I might try the King Arthur Flour Detroit Pizza recipe tonight.

Don't often have the facility to comment on some of the weekend threads, but I do read them...

Posted by: JEM at February 12, 2019 01:49 PM (8erNz)

429 I meant Jesus, but hey, as long as it's funneh, right?
I'm out.

Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2019 01:49 PM (RU4sa)

430 Who takes a girl out for ice cream anyway? How the hell are you going to get her drunk?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 12, 2019 01:49 PM (1ISKN)

431 Ecce homo.

Posted by: Surellin at February 12, 2019 01:49 PM (gt1lX)

432 >>418 A videogame gamertag with Hitler or any variation will be banned, Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 01:47 PM (BXMxN)

Corporal Schickelgroper.

Posted by: Zod at February 12, 2019 01:49 PM (Bdeb0)

433 Plus, most young women are too stupid to hold a decent conversation.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile


Read my essay ...

Posted by: Ben Franklin ... at February 12, 2019 01:49 PM (LPnfS)

434
I'll watch if Roz is in it. She was smoking
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 01:44 PM (7HtZB

====
Lord, and there was NO ONE for women to watch. Frasier is half-gay and Niles is full-gay. Martin's an old guy on a three-legged cane.

Male watchers have Daphne AND Roz.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 01:50 PM (13CQC)

435 O/T Trump just called Rep. Ilhan Omar's apology lame and says she should resign.
Oh, this is going to be fun!

https://tinyurl.com/y63kd8fw

Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2019 01:50 PM (W+vEI)

436 430 Rum Raisin?

Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 01:50 PM (BXMxN)

437 My brother does the same thing, and he envies me for my memory. I envy him for being able to just enjoy things.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 01:40 PM (39g3+)


I have no interest in remembering it. For me, it'd be like remembering what I had for lunch last Thursday. What's the point?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 01:50 PM (GJkKh)

438 Mr. Idiot, what's the wage bump when you make journeyman?

Posted by: Sock Monkey at February 12, 2019 01:50 PM (qdINy)

439 Out of 11 seasons of Cheers, with over 20 episodes per season easy, What's the one episode he hones in on?

One of the more 'Woke' episodes they made.

This dude is a riot!

Posted by: Blanco at February 12, 2019 01:50 PM (QGdDN)

440 435 O/T Trump just called Rep. Ilhan Omar's apology lame and says she should resign.
Oh, this is going to be fun!

https://tinyurl.com/y63kd8fw
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2019 01:50 PM (W+vEI)

==========

I'll only get excited when she says that Trump is bought by the Jewish lobby, but that he's also an anti-Semite.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 01:50 PM (ANN96)

441 Who takes a girl out for ice cream anyway? How the hell are you going to get her drunk?

It's also difficult to get her head into position with the ice cream in the way.

Posted by: Lt. Governor of an unnamed state at February 12, 2019 01:51 PM (Boy/L)

442 OK, it may be an unfortunate coincidence (and resemblance), but his sister may have had some run-ins with the law. And there's NO WAY this soy boi is straight, look at his instagram.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 12, 2019 01:51 PM (Sk/5h)

443 Who takes a girl out for ice cream anyway? How the hell are you going to get her drunk?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe


Shibumi loves ice cream, and really doesn't drink much at all (occassionally). So plying her with ice cream was always a winner.

And so, here we are......10 days and counting.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at February 12, 2019 01:51 PM (vcOmj)

444 Read my essay ...
Posted by: Ben Franklin ... at February 12, 2019 01:49 PM (LPnfS)


I want a family, not some aging spinster or fat single-mom.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 12, 2019 01:51 PM (wCmLp)

445 439 Out of 11 seasons of Cheers, with over 20 episodes per season easy, What's the one episode he hones in on?

One of the more 'Woke' episodes they made.

This dude is a riot!
Posted by: Blanco at February 12, 2019 01:50 PM (QGdDN)

===========

The one his gender studies teacher told him was important.

Because he's a free thinker and very independent.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 01:51 PM (ANN96)

446 I once worked with a guy like this. He said he called his date racist because she didn't believe in reparations. He was also into hooking up with guys on craigslist, so... yeah.

Posted by: Velveteen Mongoose at February 12, 2019 01:52 PM (4YHTV)

447 Ya know how some people just really grind your gears? For whatever reason - they might be no worse than others of their type, but something about them just makes you wanna smack 'em around for a little bit?

That's Anita Sarkeesian for my brother.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 01:52 PM (AzW6q)

448 -= "The Content" =-

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:58 PM


*standing ovation*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2019 01:52 PM (Ct55T)

449 446 I once worked with a guy like this. He said he called his date racist because she didn't believe in reparations. He was also into hooking up with guys on craigslist, so... yeah.
Posted by: Velveteen Mongoose at February 12, 2019 01:52 PM (4YHTV)

============

So...an all around well balanced guy who had no serious emotional or mental problems?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 01:52 PM (ANN96)

450 Joaquin 'El Chapo' Guzman found guilty in New York City trial.

Rot in jail, you son of a whore.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 12, 2019 01:52 PM (RpM6k)

451 I have no interest in remembering it. For me, it'd be like remembering what I had for lunch last Thursday. What's the point?

Its not really a choice. As I age my memory has gotten less keen but everything, literally everything used to lock into my brain without meaning for it to, except for some reason peoples' names. I'd remember what hand they ate their meal and what the food was, but not their names.

Now I have to force myself to remember things and take notes a lot.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 01:53 PM (39g3+)

452 This guy would pick all the MASH episodes where Alda cried as his favorites.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2019 01:53 PM (Boy/L)

453 El Guapo was found guilty?

Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 01:53 PM (BXMxN)

454 I'm not sure Mahoney was gay from the Wiki bio.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)


In the near future, everyone will be gay for at least 15 minutes.

When it happens to me, I want to be alone, far from another human being.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at February 12, 2019 01:53 PM (vcOmj)

455 The soiboi makes Irishmen look swarthy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 12, 2019 01:53 PM (oVJmc)

456 Toxic Soy-ulinity.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 12, 2019 01:53 PM (pgXNG)

457 435 O/T Trump just called Rep. Ilhan Omar's apology lame and says she should resign.
Oh, this is going to be fun!


He just lost Dearborn! Oh, wait...

Michigan, America's hundred-year social experiment. It once seemed rich enough to do anything. A good lesson in what happens if you don't pay attention.

Posted by: JEM at February 12, 2019 01:54 PM (8erNz)

458 5 dammit

I hear ya'.

Posted by: franksalterego at February 12, 2019 01:54 PM (3cq8T)

459 I'm getting a strong vibe of willingness-to-compromise from him.

A single strand of barbed wire?! Out of the question!

Posted by: The DNC at February 12, 2019 01:54 PM (f6lTY)

460 I have to admit that I have no idea at all WTF this whole post is about.

Posted by: Cosda at February 12, 2019 01:54 PM (OE+yF)

461 No poke from the woke.

Posted by: irright at February 12, 2019 01:54 PM (pMGkg)

462 Who takes a girl out for ice cream anyway? How the hell are you going to get her drunk?

-
Maybe it was Roofie Road ice cream.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2019 01:54 PM (+y/Ru)

463 Ice cream is a winner in Utah. Just sayin' ...

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 12, 2019 01:54 PM (DMUuz)

464 >>447 Ya know how some people just really grind your gears? For whatever reason - they might be no worse than others of their type, but something about them just makes you wanna smack 'em around for a little bit? Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 01:52 PM (AzW6q)

Jay Carney. Jon Stewart. Steven Colbert. That smirking lesbian commentator whose name I can't remember. Samantha Bee.

Others.

Posted by: Zod at February 12, 2019 01:55 PM (Bdeb0)

465 Lord, and there was NO ONE for women to watch. Frasier is half-gay and Niles is full-gay. Martin's an old guy on a three-legged cane.

Male watchers have Daphne AND Roz.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 01:50 PM (13CQC)

Well, there was always Bulldog...

oh shit. He was *actually* gay.

sunumubotch.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2019 01:55 PM (Ct55T)

466 >>He just lost Dearborn! Oh, wait...


He's happily stirring the pot as they keep making mistakes. Maybe Wictor was onto something?

https://tinyurl.com/y6hrmu5m

Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2019 01:56 PM (W+vEI)

467 I have to admit that I have no idea at all WTF this whole post is about.
Posted by: Cosda at February 12, 2019 01:54 PM (OE+yF)

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Soyboy is just cuckoo for radical feminism. He loves it!

Potential female mate does not.

He goes home alone and blows a goat.

I may have inferred a detail here and there.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 01:56 PM (AzW6q)

468 -
--

El Guapo was found guilty?


Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 01:53 PM

-------------------------

Would you say he had a plethora of charges?

Posted by: irright at February 12, 2019 01:56 PM (pMGkg)

469 As a Creative Director in an ad agency, I find it hilarious that this is the type of soy-boy-beta-cuck who prolly came up with the storyboard for the Gillette ad; "I must bully others into thinking the way I do about bullying! IT'S ALL UP TO ME TO EDUCATE ALL OF THEM! Now, where's my Pamprin...?"

Posted by: JB at February 12, 2019 01:56 PM (5ntXg)

470 I still think that going on a date is about the worst possible way to meet someone you want to be with. I mean its okay if all you want to do is hump like dogs, I guess. But to actually learn to know someone and who they are, its terrible.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 01:56 PM (39g3+)

471 I'm not sure he actually gives a shit about sleeping with women.

I'm not interested in 'sleeping' with women either.
If you catch my drift. Eh? Eh?

Posted by: mikeyG at February 12, 2019 01:57 PM (LL1Be)

472 of topic: guess what highly reliable site this header aad subheader came from:

I Was A Facebook Fact-Checker. It Was Like Playing A Doomed Game Of Whack-A-Mole.

Trying to stem the tsunami of fake news was like battling the Hydra - every time we cut off a virtual head, two more would grow in its place.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at February 12, 2019 01:57 PM (ZqRa6)

473 They should have not gone to see Elysium.

Posted by: adc at February 12, 2019 01:57 PM (cfg4h)

474 He just lost Dearborn! Oh, wait...

Michigan, America's hundred-year social experiment. It once seemed rich enough to do anything. A good lesson in what happens if you don't pay attention.
Posted by: JEM

I think Ilhan Omar was the Somali from Minneapolis.

But....point well taken. Detroit and greater Detroit are just getting very......diverse.

Henry Ford started it by bringing Lebanese to Dearborn a hundred years ago, because he was something of an anti-semite.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at February 12, 2019 01:57 PM (vcOmj)

475 465 Well, there was always Bulldog...

oh shit. He was *actually* gay.

sunumubotch.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2019 01:55 PM (Ct55T)

Martin was pretty f***ing flaming IRL.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 12, 2019 01:57 PM (pgXNG)

476 Now, where's my Pamprin...?"
Posted by: JB at February 12, 2019 01:56 PM (5ntXg)

Does Pamprin work for blow cramps?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2019 01:57 PM (Ct55T)

477 I rewatched The Three Amigos not long ago and it holds up nicely,even Chevy Chase is good.

Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 01:57 PM (BXMxN)

478 He said he called his date racist because she didn't believe in reparations.

***

LMAO I would have loved to try this. At the risk of sounding sexist I've found that young women especially tend to confuse strong emotions so they don't always recall why they felt strongly about you only that they did. And that can be exploited

Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 12, 2019 01:57 PM (guTmX)

479 Nood: Fusion Ken

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 12, 2019 01:57 PM (7MRhd)

480
377 Comes from being literal. This weekend wifey wanted me to find an error in the checkbook while she was out on a job. Took me about 2 minutes, and when she got back and I announced that I had found it. Her response, "well did you fix it?". Oopsie.

for the longest time, mother-in-law thought i was rude because i would answer questions yes or now:

*phone rings*
me: hello?
m-i-l: is mrs. chronda there?
me: yes.
m-i-l: can i talk to her?
me: yes.

etc.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 12, 2019 01:57 PM (sGtp+)

481
I'm not sure Mahoney was gay from the Wiki bio.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here

=====

Wiki, pffft.

The late, lamented IMDb message boards, my friend.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 01:58 PM (13CQC)

482 OT: Guy takes a swimming pool to the head and it teaches him how to play the piano.

https://cbsloc.al/2TMpqBM

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2019 01:58 PM (+y/Ru)

483 Others.
Posted by: Zod at February 12, 2019 01:55 PM (Bdeb0)

---------

For me, Jay Carney is most definitely on the list. John Podesta, too.

If I had to pick some chicks to bat around, I'd go with Alexandra DeSanctis and SE Cupp.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 01:58 PM (AzW6q)

484 I may have inferred a detail here and there.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 01:56 PM (AzW6q)
_______________
Gotcha. Thanks for the clarification.

Posted by: Cosda at February 12, 2019 01:58 PM (OE+yF)

485 Last Jedi was such a terrible movie. Some Democrat-fantasy of leading from behind and watching your fleet getting annihilated cuz that'll teach the Empire to use their ammo in such an environmentally-destructive and non-conservationist manner! Just awful.

Posted by: Brass Bancroft at February 12, 2019 01:58 PM (8JWHR)

486 I have to admit that I have no idea at all WTF this whole post is about.
Posted by: Cosda


It doesn't matter, does it?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at February 12, 2019 01:58 PM (vcOmj)

487 378 All hope is not lost. I'm sure you can find a nice closet tranny on eHarmony. By the way do I get a participation trophy for being the last stinking post every time
Posted by: Sock Monkey at February 12, 2019 01:40 PM (qdINy)

Talk to Willow. See if you can borrow her's

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 12, 2019 01:59 PM (xJa6I)

488 *phone rings*
me: hello?
m-i-l: is mrs. chronda there?
me: yes.
m-i-l: can i talk to her?
me: yes.



Ummmm....

Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2019 01:59 PM (NLLmE)

489 There has to be a women's corollary to "never stick your dick in crazy" for soybois.

It's hard to imagine how the situation would "arise".

Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2019 01:59 PM (8ruUE)

490 PDT cooks like my grandmother. He somehow always knows when to stir the pot so the soup doesn't burn.

Posted by: Sock Monkey at February 12, 2019 01:59 PM (qdINy)

491 Ace, this is some of your finest work.

If performed live, I'd give you a standing ovulation!

Posted by: JB at February 12, 2019 01:59 PM (5ntXg)

492 "Why is it okay to take the Lord's name in vain, but no one seems to do so with Muhammed, Allah, Buddah, etc?
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2019 01:37 PM (RU4sa)"

----------------

The others are pretenders.

Posted by: Decaf at February 12, 2019 02:00 PM (FBm+D)

493 I'd love it if Daphne went back to being the pre-married Daphne. Be funny if Frasier has gotten a pet and moved in with Freddie.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
_________________

Daphne and Niles get divorced after Niles gets arrested at a homosexual swingers club party that got out of control. Niles still insists he was just there to do research.

Frasier is still trying to find love after his third divorce. His ex-wife Lillith has moved to his town, and is now calling herself Larry, while awaiting her sex-change operation.

Roz is an alcoholic single mother, raising the teenage daughter that her own daughter Alice (who now calls herself Parminder) dumped on her before running off to India with the college professor she was sleeping with.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 12, 2019 02:00 PM (fqUgw)

494 OT: Guy takes a swimming pool to the head and it teaches him how to play the piano.



Sounds like high class Gilligan's Island.

Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2019 02:00 PM (NLLmE)

495 489 There has to be a women's corollary to "never stick your dick in crazy" for soybois.

It's hard to imagine how the situation would "arise".
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2019 01:59 PM (8ruUE)

The NSYDIC theorem only applies when the owner of said "D" is not himself crazy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2019 02:00 PM (Ct55T)

496 Here's a partial explanation:

http://tinyurl.com/y3lf8oag

Posted by: franksalterego at February 12, 2019 02:00 PM (3cq8T)

497 449- he got really involved in the Baltimore riots, he saw himself as a savior of black people. Hell, he fucked black guys like they gave him magical powers. I let another coworker borrow my CD of Joe's Garage and he said Zappa was wearing black face on the cover. I told him he was an idiot.

Posted by: Velveteen Mongoose at February 12, 2019 02:01 PM (4YHTV)

498 492 "Why is it okay to take the Lord's name in vain, but no one seems to do so with Muhammed, Allah, Buddah, etc?
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2019 01:37 PM (RU4sa)"

----------------

The others are pretenders.
Posted by: Decaf at February 12, 2019 02:00 PM (FBm+D)

FWIW, I do all the time.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2019 02:01 PM (Ct55T)

499 ? Tranny or trophy? Be specific, I'measily confused.

Posted by: Sock Monkey at February 12, 2019 02:01 PM (qdINy)

500 He's been conditioned to take pride in this. Feminism will be the new area in which ambitious, competitive men strive to outdo their opponents, including their dates.

He probably thought smugly "I'm twice the feminist she'll ever be! I make her look like a Neanderthal sexist pig, like Archie Bunker, or Johnny Bravo. I should have tried to converse with her about Duck Dynasty. That's more her speed, HAH HAH!"

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 12, 2019 02:02 PM (zGN7G)

501 nood

Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2019 02:02 PM (NLLmE)

502 Guy takes a swimming pool to the head and it teaches him how to play the piano.

That's amazing. Is the music he's playing original? Can he remember it, I wonder, or does he just have to wait for it to come into his brain?

Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2019 02:03 PM (elfAG)

503 Always play the female character in games. Otherwise you're watching a dude run around for however many hours.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 12, 2019 12:58 PM (xyung)


No kidding.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - SOTU: The Movie now available at The Outrage Outlet! at February 12, 2019 02:03 PM (hLRSq)

504 It is never ok to take our Lord's name in vain. As for the others....He is God, they are not....mic drop.

Posted by: Sock Monkey at February 12, 2019 02:04 PM (qdINy)

505 Sadly, I fear there is an entire group of carbon-based humanoid terrestrial life-forms which sport what we call the "vagina" who are perfectly willing to let this pathetic twink insert whatever part of his body currently identifies as his "dick" therein.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 12, 2019 02:08 PM (xgyDD)

506 ====
I'd love it if Daphne went back to being the pre-married Daphne. Be funny if Frasier has gotten a pet and moved in with Freddie.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 01:43 PM (13CQC)

I think they could build another really funny show set in another city, with Freddie, Niles, Daphne, David and maybe other children as side characters and an Eddie descendant in Martin's memory. And guest appearances by favorites Roz, Lilith and Bebe, of course.

Posted by: Gem at February 12, 2019 02:08 PM (XoAz8)

507 Anita fantasies about Sargon.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 12, 2019 02:09 PM (IfAml)

508 Oh God.
Check out his pinned tweet.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 12, 2019 02:11 PM (9xOS5)

509 Excuse me: his NEWEST tweet.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 12, 2019 02:11 PM (yQ9U4)

510 Many laughs were had. Good work, Ace.

Posted by: Original Roy at February 12, 2019 02:12 PM (9Tlm9)

511 What's with the non name?Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2019 01:37 PM (whUgy)

I decided to change from my longtime handle and couldn't think of a good one.

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2019 02:13 PM (bIh+M)

512 No he talks about this stuff because HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING ELSE TO TALK ABOUT.

He's a nerd and they're at best poorly socialized. Possibly he's autistic as well. He doesn't know anything outside of his nerd bubble and that means all he can talk about is video games, Star Wars, and probably Harry Potter.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 12, 2019 02:19 PM (4ErVI)

513
The woman should have just said:
"I already have a pussy, don't need another. So, bye."

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 12, 2019 02:34 PM (mL2BD)

514 I leave for a little bit and look at that everybody jumps to the next thing

Posted by: Sock Monkey at February 12, 2019 02:45 PM (qdINy)

515 He's a nerd and they're at best poorly socialized. Possibly he's autistic as well. He doesn't know anything outside of his nerd bubble and that means all he can talk about is video games, Star Wars, and probably Harry Potter.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 12, 2019 02:19 PM (4ErVI)

Yes, but he likely could have gone a long way with Star Wars with the girl...if he didn't have the cuck script on the Last Jedi and just spoke about the OT or heaven help us the Prequels.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2019 02:46 PM (FTPn0)

516 Was that Mansplaining Feminism or Femsplaining Manism? Talk about soying yourself into date-oblivion...

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at February 12, 2019 02:52 PM (HJKNT)

517 Cycle sisters. Too good.

Posted by: Corona at February 12, 2019 02:52 PM (MceDl)

518 I feel sorry for the pathetic loser.

He's probably at least a bit Aspergers, has no clue how to interact with women, went to the feminists to learn, and got horribly screwed up..

Clearly, "going to the feminists to learn" anything is really stupid. But he's not the first to make that mistake.

Hopefully he can eventually make a friend who might actually help him stop being so pathetic.

Posted by: Greg Q at February 12, 2019 02:54 PM (XbP7q)

519 He's a nerd and they're at best poorly socialized. Possibly he's autistic as well. He doesn't know anything outside of his nerd bubble and that means all he can talk about is video games, Star Wars, and probably Harry Potter.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 12, 2019 02:19 PM (4ErVI)

I'm on the autistic spectrum and poorly socialized and can't comfortably talk about anything but sports, video games, sci fi movies and tv shows, and Road House, and even I know how pathetic this guy is.

Posted by: cheeznis at February 12, 2019 02:55 PM (gJAok)

520
What a monomanical twat.

I'm talking about the XY gene carrier.

She ought to have snuffed him and stuffed him in a dumpster.

Any jury before whom her case might have been argued would vote her Not Guilty / Justifiable Homocide.

Posted by: irony, a key component of schadenboners at February 12, 2019 02:57 PM (pNxlR)

521 After reading that tweetstorm, it is time to rethink our position on 4th trimester abortion?

Posted by: santisc at February 12, 2019 02:59 PM (gJAok)

522 Damn. Missed the Vee post because my power was out.

Vee is a gypsy. He should be an honorary moron.

Posted by: Off the reservation at February 12, 2019 03:29 PM (vWMNq)

523 Your typical "Male Feminist Ally", morons and moronettes. The actual incels are these gormless manchildren who act out all the stereotypes feminists have of men being self-obsessed with an inherent need to make everything about them, assuming that WAMMINS sit around talking about FEMINISM all the time. You know, as if women are foreign, inhuman creatures who share a hivemind. (Yes, I'm well aware leftist females might as well be)

Give it about a year and he'll troon out so that he can keep mansplaining How To Properly Feminist and then claim victimhood when the actual women tell him to fuck off.

Posted by: Saber Alter at February 12, 2019 03:33 PM (xYJYT)

524 I made a new folder and saved this off for my son. In 14 or 16 years I'll hopefully remember to share this with I'm.

Posted by: Jay at February 12, 2019 03:41 PM (THn9o)

525 My fundamental problem with this:

Who in their right mind DOCUMENTS THIS TO THE UNIVERSE?

What is wrong with this generation? The solution to your problem isn't some form of group-validation. Any and all of you "tweeters" who live like this have to pull out, for you are auguring in.

TALK to a few buddies. If your buddies don't say "DUDE, YOU ARE A TOTAL WUSS- WHY WOULD ANYONE DATE YOU?" then you need new friends. You are living in an echo chamber of effeminates. That's bad enough, but... again... do *not* expand your circle to The Whole Universe.

This shit is forever. You can't remove this kind of thing. This mental-defective doesn't even realize that he is leaving a trail of breadcrumbs pointed directly at his own doom.

This would be sad, if he didn't also vote.

Hey, at least it's unlikely that he'll breed.

Posted by: RobM1981 at February 12, 2019 04:00 PM (zX9W6)

526 It's easy for a male feminist to have ZFG outcome independence if he's just going to chloroform the girl anyway, and/or already has one chained up at home. I'm not saying that his life is like "There's Something About Mary" meets "Silence of the Lambs," but it would explain a lot.

Posted by: SciVo at February 12, 2019 06:26 PM (uHnPm)

527 "I'm not sure he actually gives a shit about sleeping with women."

That's actually a very good way to live. Stop jumping thru flaming hoops to get laid. Stop pretending to listen to women. Take away the last puny scrap of power that women have over you. It's liberating; you'll breathe as free as you did before puberty. And the women will respect you more, and won't be tittering behind your back about what a tinydick pushover you are.

Posted by: gp at February 12, 2019 06:40 PM (mk9aG)

528 Man am I sorry I had to work today.

Wow. That was epic.

Posted by: simplemind at February 12, 2019 08:54 PM (ZuGkg)

529
And all along he thought he was putting points up on the 'i love feminism' scoreboard and would score some sex, or maybe she would at least push him against the wall and put her knee between his legs.

Posted by: Sphynx at February 13, 2019 11:24 AM (rXie1)

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