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God Emperor Trump Conquers Italy
This event occurred at the Carnevale in Viareggio, Italy.
The Carnevale di Viareggio draws hundreds of thousands of people to the Tuscan city each year, and is renowned for its papier-mache sculptures. Dubbed "The Master Drone" the float was created by Fabrizio Galli and depicts Trump as a God Emperor from the Warhammer 40,000 series. In the series, the Emperor of Mankind is the greatest embodiment of universal order.Apparently giant figures are big things in Italian carnevals; there's a weird sequence in Fellini's Casanova depicting a giant Venus (?) rising from the river, then collapsing back in when the rigging breaks. And now Trump has been so immortalized. As a God Emperor of Warhammer 40K Space Marines. The designer means this all as cheeky irony -- he says Trump is trying to "destroy nations with the economy" using tariffs (his sword says, approximately, "Here are your fucking tariffs") -- but I choose to take this wonderful tribute seriously, but not literally. Hit the "CC" button for closed captions, in English.
According to the carnival's organisers, the parallelism between Trump and the character in the series has "never been more fitting". "Donald wants to go back to the moon, travel to Mars and create the first space army," a statement on the event's website said. "The time of intellectuals, philosophers and of old and worn culture is over."
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at February 11, 2019 07:21 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at February 11, 2019 07:21 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at February 11, 2019 07:21 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 11, 2019 07:22 PM (438dO)
Posted by: ace at February 11, 2019 07:23 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 11, 2019 07:23 PM (438dO)
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at February 11, 2019 07:23 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 11, 2019 07:23 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2019 07:24 PM (/wAOm)
we should pool our funds & buy that for the TxMoMe
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 11, 2019 07:24 PM (TMiR/)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 11, 2019 07:24 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Lord Emperor Barron at February 11, 2019 07:24 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 11, 2019 07:24 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Geoff Flakey at February 11, 2019 07:25 PM (pPQeR)
It would look nice on the Mar-a-Lago driving range!
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 11, 2019 07:25 PM (I/iGu)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 11, 2019 07:25 PM (t+qrx)
Please tell me that the gotham princess hasn't thrown her cat in the ring.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 11, 2019 07:25 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Miklos, origami originalist at February 11, 2019 07:25 PM (zCyNd)
Oh wait, that was me.
*Shoves staffer's face into boiling water anyway*
Posted by: Amy Klobuchar at February 11, 2019 07:25 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 11, 2019 07:26 PM (438dO)
I said this morning PDT should borrow it for his next inaugural parade. It would be YUGE.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 07:26 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 07:26 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 11, 2019 07:26 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 11, 2019 07:26 PM (lAVPT)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 11, 2019 07:27 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 11, 2019 07:27 PM (438dO)
Also explains the weird Japanese samurai outfit with a distinctly Chinese flair.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 11, 2019 07:27 PM (I/iGu)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 11, 2019 07:27 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 07:27 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Compare / Contrast at February 11, 2019 07:27 PM (/wAOm)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 11, 2019 07:27 PM (2xR5z)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 11, 2019 07:27 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 11, 2019 07:27 PM (gkstg)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 11, 2019 07:28 PM (FTPVM)
Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2019 07:28 PM (/wAOm)
Trump should try to by that statue and then stick in front of the White House.
Then take it on his re-election campaign.
Posted by: YIKES! at February 11, 2019 07:28 PM (t6XCL)
Oh wait, that was me.
*Shoves staffer's face into boiling water anyway*
Posted by: Amy Klobuchar at February 11, 2019 07:25 PM (gC2IV)
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WHERE ARE THE SHIRTS?! WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING THE SHIRTS?!
HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO GO OVER THIS?
I'M GOING TO SLICE THE GREEN NEW DEAL LIKE A HAMMER.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 11, 2019 07:28 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: no pandas, prease at February 11, 2019 07:28 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 11, 2019 07:28 PM (LL1Be)
youtu.be/h67JpMyrOVE
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 11, 2019 07:28 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 11, 2019 07:28 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 07:29 PM (bUjCl)
I NEED ONE OF THESE FOR MY FRONT YARD!
Posted by: pookysgirl is more of an Age of Sigmar fan at February 11, 2019 07:29 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 11, 2019 07:29 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Beltway Elite at February 11, 2019 07:29 PM (b6kHD)
Posted by: rickl at February 11, 2019 07:29 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 11, 2019 07:29 PM (aKsyK)
Also explains the weird Japanese samurai outfit with a distinctly Chinese flair.
Posted by: Walter Freeman
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good catch! It IS Xi Jinping!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 11, 2019 07:29 PM (438dO)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2019 07:30 PM (sy5kK)
If they wanted to make Trump a villain, he'd be shown as Horus.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 11, 2019 07:26 PM (cfSRQ)
With the hammer and sickle?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 11, 2019 07:30 PM (ujg0T)
God-Emperor's eyes move as he gazes upon his subjects! The laurel wreath
and runed sword!
I NEED ONE OF THESE FOR MY FRONT YARD!
Posted by: pookysgirl is more of an Age of Sigmar fan at February 11, 2019 07:29 PM (XKZwp)
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Not just any sword, a *Twitter* sword.
I saw someone on Twitter comment that there are only two kinds of people: those who follow the God-Emperor and heretics.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 11, 2019 07:30 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 07:30 PM (zmIJL)
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 07:30 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 07:31 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: trev006 at February 11, 2019 07:31 PM (Prldh)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 07:31 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Old Man in the Whorehouse at February 11, 2019 07:31 PM (/wAOm)
Posted by: clutch cargo at February 11, 2019 07:32 PM (sLicW)
Posted by: Dr. T at February 11, 2019 07:32 PM (2PXwn)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 11, 2019 07:30 PM (ujg0T)
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Horus was the original Chaos Lord who was killed by the God-Emperor in personal combat, thus saving humanity from eternal torment.
Horus was also a traitor, and the troops he led were called Traitor Legions.
This meme has been around since 2016, fun to see it go mainstream.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 11, 2019 07:32 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2019 07:32 PM (/wAOm)
Posted by: Paolo at February 11, 2019 07:32 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 07:32 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Geoff Flakey at February 11, 2019 07:25 PM (pPQeR)
all memes are a bit tongue in cheek.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 11, 2019 07:32 PM (GBteo)
And toss some of those Baby Trump balloons out there so the 'White Women' can bounce them around.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 11, 2019 07:33 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 11, 2019 07:33 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 11, 2019 07:33 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at February 11, 2019 07:33 PM (/wAOm)
ERE WE GO!
Posted by: trev006 at February 11, 2019 07:31 PM (Prldh)
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So was Hillary leading a WAAAGH or a Tyranid onslaught?
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 11, 2019 07:33 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Barack Obama at February 11, 2019 07:34 PM (VaN/j)
All embrace me
It's my time to rule at last
Fifteen years have I been waiting
To sit upon my throne
No allegiance
I will swear no oath
Crowned by god not by the church
As my power is divine
They thought I was too young to rule the land
Just as they failed to understand
Born to rule
My time has come
I was chosen by heaven
Say my name when you pray
To the skies
See Carolus rise
With the lord my protector
Make them bow to my will
To the skies
See Carolus rise
\m/
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 11, 2019 07:34 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: PDT at February 11, 2019 07:34 PM (Tyii7)
https://youtu.be/HSK3WvIPtBs
Posted by: clutch cargo at February 11, 2019 07:34 PM (sLicW)
I NEED ONE OF THESE FOR MY FRONT YARD!
Posted by: pookysgirl is more of an Age of Sigmar fan at February 11, 2019 07:29 PM (XKZwp)
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I think one of these displayed prominently in San Francisco would be a hoot.
Be fun to watch a city have a collective aneurysm.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at February 11, 2019 07:34 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: IanDeal at February 11, 2019 07:35 PM (4zQrR)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 11, 2019 07:35 PM (I/iGu)
Posted by: Mark1971
................
Google says "Your Duties"
"Dazi Vostri"
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 11, 2019 07:35 PM (438dO)
But the BigMoney can dominate news and campaigns, with Sweden's new leader having her head plastered everywhere in BigBrother fashion .. and winning. We are in the push comes to shove phase ... with Britain arresting people that insult the trans nuts, while Muslims are given the suggestion to maybe try to rape/stab/explode a little less, pretty please.
The "woke" love Trump, and a variety pack of Trump like leaders are arising. These are the times that try men's souls ...
Posted by: illiniwek at February 11, 2019 07:35 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Eeyore at February 11, 2019 07:35 PM (VaN/j)
"Dazi Vostri"
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 11, 2019 07:35 PM (438dO)
Thanks
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 11, 2019 07:35 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 11, 2019 07:33 PM (cfSRQ)
Too prissy for orcs, too hands off for Tyranids.
Hillary is Dark Eldar. Total psychopath who will burn the galaxy to preserve her powers.
Posted by: trev006 at February 11, 2019 07:35 PM (Prldh)
Trump needs to BUY the God Emperor figure after the parade, ship it back to America, and have it at all his rallies. OMG, heads would explode.
Posted by: zombie at February 11, 2019 07:36 PM (c+2jX)
Hey, he led the league 2 years ago in rushing, so he gets a pass.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2019 07:36 PM (sy5kK)
It's an Italian colloquialism that translates, roughly to - 'Slightly Smaller Than Large'.
Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2019 07:36 PM (/wAOm)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 07:36 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Eromero at February 11, 2019 07:36 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 11, 2019 07:32 PM (GBteo)
Well, sure, but I just mean I've never really seen someone use it who didn't at least find him amusing. The people who've been in a blind, pants-shitting rage for the last 2+ years never use it.
Posted by: Geoff Flakey at February 11, 2019 07:37 PM (pPQeR)
>>Did they ever do one of Barry? Sashaying, mincing, struggling with an umbrella?<<
He was riding a bike in his mom jeans with his boyfriend perched on the handle bars.
Posted by: Happy Face at February 11, 2019 07:37 PM (Am8Sm)
Hillary is Dark Eldar. Total psychopath who will burn the galaxy to preserve her powers.
Posted by: trev006 at February 11, 2019 07:35 PM (Prldh)
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Podesta follows Slaanesh, though. Guarantee it.
Bill's succumbing to Nurgle. Diseases catching up with him.
And of course Cuomo's now full-on offering blood to the Blood God and tiny skulls for the Throne of Khorne.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 11, 2019 07:37 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Mrs. Hunt at February 11, 2019 07:37 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 11, 2019 07:37 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 07:38 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 11, 2019 07:38 PM (talIc)
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 07:38 PM (bUjCl)
http://i.___ur.com/d00Qm.gif
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at February 11, 2019 07:38 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 07:38 PM (bUjCl)
>>Did they ever do one of Barry? Sashaying, mincing, struggling with an umbrella?
He was riding a bike in his mom jeans with his boyfriend perched on the handle bars.
Posted by: Happy Face
Yes, they really did an Obama one in 2012.
he was wearing a top hat, and a Muslim terrorist 9actor) with a Kalashnikov was peering out from the top brim of the hat.
The Obama one was not as effective because it was not thematically coherent. Just a general mockery.
Posted by: zombie at February 11, 2019 07:38 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: clutch cargo at February 11, 2019 07:39 PM (sLicW)
Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 11, 2019 07:39 PM (talIc)
Posted by: clutch cargo at February 11, 2019 07:39 PM (sLicW)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 11, 2019 07:39 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 11, 2019 07:39 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 11, 2019 07:39 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 11, 2019 07:39 PM (aKsyK)
I love that the_donald pushed for GEOTUS as a consistent name for Trump, and then this happens. Don't let your memes be dreams!
Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 07:39 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: trapper's girl, formerly concrete girl at February 11, 2019 07:40 PM (VzI4f)
Posted by: Fritz at February 11, 2019 07:40 PM (wxZSX)
Papier Mache is like Gossamer.
...and we don't dissect Gossamer.
Posted by: New Yorker Cartoon Editor at February 11, 2019 07:40 PM (/wAOm)
I would like to see the internal mechanisms at work here inside this thing stripped of the papier mache.
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 11, 2019 07:39 PM (xPl2J)
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Of course Trump would have the largest, most luxurious, classiest float EVAH.
I mean, duh.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 11, 2019 07:40 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 11, 2019 07:40 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2019 07:40 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at February 11, 2019 07:40 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: clutch cargo at February 11, 2019 07:41 PM (sLicW)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 07:41 PM (zmIJL)
Posted by: Bosk at February 11, 2019 07:41 PM (9m9TT)
specifically "duty" in the sense of a tariff or a tax, if wiktionary can be trusted.
Posted by: Anachronda at February 11, 2019 07:41 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 11, 2019 07:37 PM (cfSRQ)
I like to think Khorne has -some- taste, but these are Chaos gods. Nonetheless, you're quite right. The Dems are Chaos Undivided.
Posted by: trev006 at February 11, 2019 07:41 PM (Prldh)
Posted by: The Federal Reserve at February 11, 2019 07:41 PM (zUD19)
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I remember seeing one with Obama's head up a camel's ass. Sounds about right.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at February 11, 2019 07:42 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2019 07:42 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: Off the reservation at February 11, 2019 07:42 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at February 11, 2019 07:42 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 11, 2019 07:40 PM (dUJdY)
The 15 minutes of fame, as the late Andy Warhol said.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 11, 2019 07:42 PM (ujg0T)
specifically "duty" in the sense of a tariff or a tax, if wiktionary can be trusted.
Posted by: Anachronda at February 11, 2019 07:41 PM (sGtp+)
Tax cuts ?
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 07:42 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Jean at February 11, 2019 07:42 PM (25Dt7)
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 11, 2019 07:42 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2019 07:43 PM (ZxU8C)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 07:43 PM (zmIJL)
Posted by: zombie at February 11, 2019 07:36 PM (c+2jX)
Terrorize the cities like Orange Godzilla.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 11, 2019 07:43 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 07:43 PM (ptqGC)
==
Italians don't, how you say, do half-assed. They are always all in.
Posted by: The Paolo at February 11, 2019 07:43 PM (bUjCl)
Oh fuck right off with removing a harmless link Pixy:
https://tinyurl.com/y2elpura
Is that Clinton, 3 years before the blue dress ?
Posted by: Off the reservation at February 11, 2019 07:43 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 11, 2019 07:43 PM (TO9ge)
The creator, that Fabrizi guy, is an economic illiterate, but he made a great float.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 11, 2019 07:44 PM (8iiMU)
America, and have it at all his rallies. OMG, heads would explode.
Posted by: zombie at February 11, 2019 07:36 PM (c+2jX)
As I said up thread, have it in his next inaugural parade.
Progs commit mass suicide.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 07:44 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 11, 2019 07:24 PM (ujg0T)
I agree. This does not make President Trump an object of ridicule. It pretty much says, "Hey, here's the God Emperor. F*ck with him and he's going to cut your head off with that sword -- IF he's feeling merciful."
Even the expression on the face of the statue is one of grim resolve.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 11, 2019 07:44 PM (5Yee7)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 11, 2019 07:45 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Jean at February 11, 2019 07:42 PM (25Dt7)
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Those are his bodyguards.
Space Force is the Adeptus Astartes.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 11, 2019 07:45 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2019 07:45 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 11, 2019 07:45 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at February 11, 2019 07:46 PM (Tyii7)
**************
The best outcome is fuckheads donating to a fuckheads campaign and fuckhead's campaign goes bankrupt anyway, his supporters' wallets being a bit more lighter too, so everybody loses.
You know like Egg McMuffin's campaign did.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at February 11, 2019 07:46 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2019 07:46 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at February 11, 2019 07:42 PM
Not just too much TV, they say Trump plays too much golf, he's lazy, (!!!!) etc. Absolutely bonkers but they're trying everything they can think of to pin Obama's deficiencies onto his successor. Gotta bring those poll numbers down but nothing's working.
Now they're all going to see God Emperor Trump in their nightmares.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 07:46 PM (zmIJL)
Posted by: trapper's girl, formerly concrete girl at February 11, 2019 07:46 PM (VzI4f)
Posted by: Off the reservation at February 11, 2019 07:42 PM (vWMNq)
I saw that, and wondered if it had been doctored, or if it was original to the film. It was creepy.
Posted by: moki at February 11, 2019 07:46 PM (mFoNl)
Posted by: The Federal Reserve at February 11, 2019 07:41 PM (zUD19)
If he had made examples of the rogue prosecutors in his state, he would be President today.
Posted by: trev006 at February 11, 2019 07:46 PM (Prldh)
Posted by: Anachronda at February 11, 2019 07:41 PM (sGtp+)
IIRC, somebody fluent in Italian was saying yesterday this was closer to "here's your tariff" meaning the sword.
The trouble with double edged swords is...
Posted by: clutch cargo at February 11, 2019 07:46 PM (sLicW)
Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2019 07:47 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 07:47 PM (zmIJL)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 11, 2019 07:47 PM (whUgy)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 11, 2019 07:47 PM (ffYR/)
Dazi Vostri is meant here as a joke. It literally means "Your tariffs" but what they are meaning here is that Trump destroys other (i.e. rogue) nations with economic means, not with war. And that this is what a truly powerful man does.
Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 11, 2019 07:47 PM (talIc)
Posted by: Fritz at February 11, 2019 07:48 PM (wxZSX)
He loved Ronnie Does Reno.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2019 07:48 PM (V2Yro)
Then there's spending money, walking around money, pocket money, petty cash, transportation, meals, hotels, hookers, gigolos, graft, and booze.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2019 07:48 PM (ePWRo)
If we are showing old Trump vids we love, here the Hall of the Trumpen King, again. Like Downfall Hitler and Learn to Code, ages like a fine wine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyKVviPGRB0
Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 07:48 PM (hvf9s)
They were being polite. It's closer to: "here's your fcuking tariffs."
Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 11, 2019 07:48 PM (talIc)
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 07:48 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: trev006 at February 11, 2019 07:46 PM (Prldh)
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What killed him was transparently caving into his backers on illegal immigration.
He dropped out right after that.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 11, 2019 07:48 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at February 11, 2019 07:46 PM (Tyii7)
__________________________________________
The Italians tried to make a statue of you, but they could quite capture the "Destroyer of Worlds" thing with mom jeans and 10-lb hand weights.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2019 07:48 PM (ZxU8C)
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Even better were the boobilicious dancers for the same float dressed in warhammer Thanagarian like attire (e.g. Hawkgirl from the DC universe of comics)
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at February 11, 2019 07:49 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 07:46 PM (zmIJL)
This is bullshit and always has been. Golf for Trump is a business, and he uses that business to communicate with allies and world leaders. As someone with his own TV franchise, he knows better than most that TV personalities are reflections of the ones paying them. He knows how to study what is communicated. And, obviously, how to turn it to his advantage.
The Dems think he is an old man yelling at Fox News. It will be their downfall.
Posted by: trev006 at February 11, 2019 07:49 PM (Prldh)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 07:50 PM (zmIJL)
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at February 11, 2019 07:50 PM (+dsLj)
Pitch Meeting:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqANAGsywIc
Posted by: Max Power at February 11, 2019 07:50 PM (q177U)
And, I predict the Chinese are already knocking this thing off and there will be smaller versions for sale in the near future. It would be funny as heck if they replaced the 'lawn jockey'.
LMAO
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 11, 2019 07:50 PM (8iiMU)
Dazi Vostri is meant here as a joke. It literally means "Your
tariffs" but what they are meaning here is that Trump destroys other
(i.e. rogue) nations with economic means, not with war. And that this is
what a truly powerful man does.
Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 11, 2019 07:47 PM (talIc)
OK. So it means duties not as in obligations, but duties as in tariffs.
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 11, 2019 07:50 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Triarus Marius Sanguinus at February 11, 2019 07:50 PM (Ut3XK)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 11, 2019 07:50 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 11, 2019 07:51 PM (hjaPQ)
Any p**** he deigns to grab with the other claw hand is gonna hurt like a mother!
Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 07:51 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 11, 2019 07:51 PM (TO9ge)
Let 'em play. Who cares.
Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 11, 2019 07:51 PM (talIc)
He dropped out right after that.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 11, 2019 07:48 PM (cfSRQ)
That too. I think he could have earned some leeway on that if he drained the swamp. But fail both? Yeah, he was done.
A shame. He wasn't the worst choice, and would have been miles better than Romney or McCain. But as Trump has taught us: never settle. Settling is a choice.
Posted by: trev006 at February 11, 2019 07:51 PM (Prldh)
I agree with the first part of that sentence.
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 07:51 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 11, 2019 07:50 PM (xPl2J)
Correct.
Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 11, 2019 07:51 PM (talIc)
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fapfapfapfapfapfap
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 11, 2019 07:52 PM (LX21o)
And it's even more of a joke than that! What you say is correct, but it also is very close to 'Cazzi Vostri" which means "You're Fucked".
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2019 07:52 PM (V2Yro)
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You're telling me, these fucks now think my having an elephant for a head just isn't as cool as Trump's combover. Assholes.
Posted by: Ganesh at February 11, 2019 07:52 PM (+dsLj)
It's clearly a compliment.
Nope.They are this out of touch with reality.
But they can make some great floats
Posted by: rayj at February 11, 2019 07:52 PM (pI/IV)
Posted by: Tony Soprano at February 11, 2019 07:52 PM (ZxU8C)
Hall of the Trumpen King, again. Like Downfall Hitler and Learn to Code,
ages like a fine wine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyKVviPGRB0
Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 07:48 PM (hvf9s)
Wouldn't you think a sane person would look back on the last 2 years and thing "I've been wrong, literally hundreds of times. I've never been correct once. Not once."?
They love their own reflection, but never self-reflect.
Posted by: clutch cargo at February 11, 2019 07:53 PM (sLicW)
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at February 11, 2019 07:53 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 11, 2019 07:50 PM (dUJdY)
*checks pockets*
I'm good for about a buck thirty. You've got my vote!
Posted by: hogmartin at February 11, 2019 07:54 PM (t+qrx)
Not everybody is on board for cultural suicide. Hence this Two-Scoop tribute.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 11, 2019 07:54 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: freaked at February 11, 2019 07:54 PM (UdKB7)
*******
Was a pile of ass. Batman Begins was awesome which of course ensured it was going to generate assballed up shitty sequels.
Posted by: Ganesh at February 11, 2019 07:54 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 11, 2019 07:54 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: antisocialist at February 11, 2019 07:54 PM (2shuf)
Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 07:54 PM (hvf9s)
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Oh! Did he bang Trebeck's mother too?
Posted by: Sean Connery at February 11, 2019 07:55 PM (ZxU8C)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 11, 2019 07:50 PM (dUJdY)
*checks pockets*
I'm good for about a buck thirty. You've got my vote!
Posted by: hogmartin at February 11, 2019 07:54 PM (t+qrx)
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Peaches is in the pockets of Big Hogmartin!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 11, 2019 07:55 PM (gC2IV)
http://www.mauinews.com/news/local-news/2019/02/ winter-weather-wreaks-havoc-across-county/
"Snow and ice shut down Haleakala National Park's Summit District on Sunday, while downpours and strong winds took down power lines and trees, and high surf pushed boats ashore in West and South Maui.
The wintry conditions were brought on by a powerful storm tracking southward toward the Hawaiian Islands, bringing a band of enhanced moisture and predictions of up to 3 inches of snow on the summit of Haleakala, the National Weather Service said.
Shortly after noon on Sunday, the Summit District was closed due to snowy and icy road conditions, as well as power outages throughout the district, park spokesperson Nancy Stimson said. "
https://www.sfgate.com/weather/article/ Hawaii-recorded-what-may-be-the-lowest-elevation-13607099.php
Hawaii recorded what may be the lowest elevation snow in state history
"Snow falls in Hawaii a few times a year in winter on the state's highest peak, Mauna Kea rising 13,803 elevation in feet, but the white stuff is rarely seen at elevations below 9,000 feet to 10,000 feet.
On Sunday, Maui's 10,ooo-foot Haleakala received a thick dusting and snow also accumulated at 6,200 feet in Polipoli State Recreation Area.
Officials at the Department of Land and Natural Resources say this could mark the lowest-elevation snowfall ever recorded in the state.
A low-pressure system the National Weather Service is calling "historic" slammed the Hawaiian Islands Sunday, knocking out power, bringing down tree branches, flooding coastal roads and delivering an unusually heavy dump of snow."
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With this, now literally ALL 50 STATES have seen historically low/freezing temperatures over the last month. All of them.
Global Warming -- how does it work again?
Posted by: zombie at February 11, 2019 07:56 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 11, 2019 07:56 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 11, 2019 07:56 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: freaked at February 11, 2019 07:54 PM
I have remembered this line forever: On 'America Tonight" he's holding a V8 juice, goes over to the cooler, looks inside, and says, "Oh wow, I could've had a Pepsi."
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 07:56 PM (zmIJL)
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 11, 2019 07:57 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: zombie
Simply rename it 'climate change' and rain hell on anyone who dares defy you.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 11, 2019 07:57 PM (whUgy)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 11, 2019 07:58 PM (Pg+x7)
I wish the cameraman were less ghey and pull the camera back a little to show most of her.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 11, 2019 07:58 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2019 07:58 PM (ZxU8C)
Italians are an embarrassment. Very stupid people.
I'm embarrassed to have a vowel at the end of my name.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 11, 2019 07:58 PM (Cadn7)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp/i]
That's the funny part. The more they try to mock him, the more the mockeries backfire and make him more appealing!
Posted by: zombie at February 11, 2019 07:59 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: zombie at February 11, 2019 07:59 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 11, 2019 07:59 PM (TO9ge)
Italians are an embarrassment. Very stupid people.
I'm embarrassed to have a vowel at the end of my name.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 11, 2019 07:58 PM (Cadn7)
'r' is NOT a vowel, sir!
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Cub Fan at February 11, 2019 08:00 PM (8iiMU)
Now snow and ice are pummeling...HAWAII?????:
Global Warming -- how does it work again?
There is *nothing* it can't do.
Posted by: Off the reservation at February 11, 2019 08:00 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2019 07:58 PM (ZxU8C)
As P. J. O'Rourke noted, they have their good points.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 11, 2019 08:00 PM (t+qrx)
That's nothing.
Try finishing in the red. That's an accomplishment.
More people win on Jeopardy than finish in the red, so that makes me special.
Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at February 11, 2019 08:00 PM (ZxU8C)
RSNB is streaming the El Paso rally
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 11, 2019 08:00 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: freaked at February 11, 2019 08:00 PM (UdKB7)
I wish the cameraman were less ghey and pull the camera back a little to show most of her.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 11, 2019 07:58 PM (8iiMU)
She's cute.
Cuter when she's not talking.
Posted by: antisocialist at February 11, 2019 08:00 PM (2shuf)
Posted by: zombie at February 11, 2019 07:59 PM (c+2jX)
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This.
See also: Grab them by the pussy right before the #MeToo movement can mysteriously only find powerful (D)s to take down.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 11, 2019 08:01 PM (LX21o)
I need to know these things.
Posted by: Defenestratus at February 11, 2019 08:01 PM (kI/3T)
She's cute.
Cuter when she's not talking.
Posted by: antisocialist at February 11, 2019 08:00 PM (2shuf)
She can be quite whiny at times.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Cub Fan at February 11, 2019 08:01 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 08:01 PM (ptqGC)
I detect an increase in Italian culture on AOS today. First the photo
and commentary of the three Italian beauties and now the Italian parade.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2019 07:58 PM (ZxU8C)
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Now that I think of it, I also had pasta for dinner tonight.
COINCIDENCE??!
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 11, 2019 08:01 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 11, 2019 08:01 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 11, 2019 08:01 PM (Cadn7)
Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 08:02 PM (vBjuR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 08:02 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 11, 2019 07:58 PM (Pg+x7)
Doesn't matter what he intended: most people don't know d!ck about the Warhammer 40K universe. They see that and think, "WTF? That is awesome!" The imagery is NOT making President Trump an object of ridicule.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 11, 2019 08:02 PM (5Yee7)
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Isn't that true of most cute women though?
Well maybe not Zoey Deschanel. That girl's got a smoky sounding voice that's 2 faps up.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at February 11, 2019 08:02 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
That's the whole point. Mauna Kea is 13,000+ feet.
This snow was falling at 6,000 feet -- on Maui. Never ever happened before in recorded history. Coldest day in Hawaii ever.
Posted by: zombie at February 11, 2019 08:03 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 11, 2019 07:59 PM (TO9ge)
Old and busted: The Soviet Union.
New Hotness: The Islamic Republic of Iran.
Posted by: Gen. Curtis LeMay at February 11, 2019 08:03 PM (ZxU8C)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 11, 2019 07:59 PM (TO9ge)
Save money on rocket fuel?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 11, 2019 08:03 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2019 08:03 PM (sy5kK)
CHP officer on patrol at 4am 30 degrees out this morning found a newborn baby in only a onesie in the middle of the road.
The officer was born to save the child.
I pray that child will be happy in our great nation.
Posted by: torabora at February 11, 2019 08:03 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 08:03 PM (vBjuR)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 11, 2019 08:04 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 11, 2019 08:04 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 11, 2019 08:03 PM (1g7ch)
Makes the "self destruct in the silos" option less difficult?
Posted by: Defenestratus at February 11, 2019 08:04 PM (kI/3T)
Posted by: Infidel at February 11, 2019 08:04 PM (9L2du)
know d!ck about the Warhammer 40K universe. They see that and think,
"WTF? That is awesome!" The imagery is NOT making President Trump an
object of ridicule.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 11, 2019 08:02 PM (5Yee7)
I know nothing about Warhammer 40K. But I think the the float is awesome.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 08:04 PM (ptqGC)
COINCIDENCE??!
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 11, 2019 08:01 PM (cfSRQ)
Buono!
Posted by: Chef Boyardee at February 11, 2019 08:04 PM (ZxU8C)
Posted by: IC at February 11, 2019 08:04 PM (ixBqi)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 11, 2019 08:04 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: zombie at February 11, 2019 08:03 PM (c+2jX)
What, 72 at sea level?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 11, 2019 08:05 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: zombie at February 11, 2019 08:03 PM (c+2jX)
Please tell me Obama is vacationing there. Lie to me if you must.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 08:05 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2019 08:06 PM (LsBY9)
The songs were meant to be ironic, but people actually liked them. I don't think they ever released the soundtrack because the producers feared having them used against themselves.
This could be the same thing.
On the other hand, as I said above, if they wanted to show Trump as a Chaos Lord, there's plenty of imagery of that to draw from. I think the artist is doing a CYA so he doesn't get branded a Trumpkin.
"Oh yeah, it's totally ironic. Yeah, that's the ticket."
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 11, 2019 08:06 PM (cfSRQ)
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What the fuck?
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at February 11, 2019 08:06 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: zombie
Give the media 2 more weeks and it will be TEH HOTTEST FEBRUARY EVER EVER!
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 11, 2019 08:06 PM (gkstg)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Hit Musical Learning to Code! at February 11, 2019 08:06 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 08:04 PM (ptqGC)
What would you like to know?
*puts on nerd hat and begins prayer incantations to the machine spirit of the internet*
Posted by: Defenestratus at February 11, 2019 08:06 PM (kI/3T)
Posted by: Hawaiian Judges at February 11, 2019 08:06 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 08:03 PM (vBjuR)
Do you have a favorite song that you like to sing really loud and out of key? Ask her to play it, and sing along.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 11, 2019 08:07 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 11, 2019 08:07 PM (RZ6R1)
Posted by: Gen. Buck Turgidson at February 11, 2019 08:07 PM (Y274z)
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Remember global warming is causing the climate to get colder.
Also, we have 43 genders.
Posted by: The Party of Science Unlike Those Christian Whackjobs who believe in the spaghetti monster at February 11, 2019 08:07 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2019 08:06
How's it going Hadrian? I can't watch it here.
Posted by: Infidel at February 11, 2019 08:07 PM (9L2du)
The last time Europeans said stuff like that things got interesting.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Hit Musical Learning to Code! at February 11, 2019 08:07 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: freaked at February 11, 2019 08:07 PM (UdKB7)
I hope he was comfortable.
Posted by: Dr. Ralph Norton at February 11, 2019 08:08 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 11, 2019 08:08 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 11, 2019 08:08 PM (SgjGX)
There are only 8,000 seats in the venue.
In contrast, 65 people went to see Beto O'Rourke.
Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 08:08 PM (vBjuR)
Posted by: Chef Boyardee at February 11, 2019 08:04 PM (ZxU8C)
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LOL, my stepmother is Italian. My kids like Chef Boyardee when they mentioned this to her, she told us how growing up, the family dog often at table scraps that more often than not had pasta.
Sometimes there wasn't any to spare, so they opened of a can of Chef Boyardee because the dog had acquired a taste for the stuff.
Hence in our family, Chef Boyardee is known as Italian Dog Food.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 11, 2019 08:08 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 11, 2019 08:08 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Gen. Buck Turgidson at February 11, 2019 08:07 PM (Y274z)
Who's talking about launching them at all?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 11, 2019 08:08 PM (1g7ch)
canelloni on ice woz nice too,capice
wotsa opera gotta do wif it ...we evolva'ed wif da TIMES...."Three gumbas inna fountain" now we a talkin'
Posted by: saf at February 11, 2019 08:08 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Governor Coonman at February 11, 2019 08:09 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: blaster at February 11, 2019 08:09 PM (ZfRYq)
We are officially North Korea and China now. We just have to "catch up" politically.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 08:09 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 11, 2019 07:40 PM (dUJdY)
That's what I thought but it was pointed out to me that they don't have to "win" the primaries so much as survive them. Seemingly superior candidates might get blown out in a circular firing squad. They ALL think they can beat Trump though. They are trapped in a bubble.
1. Survive the primaries.
2. ???
3. Beat Trump!
Posted by: Max Power at February 11, 2019 08:09 PM (q177U)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 11, 2019 08:07 PM (t+qrx)
We asked her to make us a sandwich.
She said, "Okay, you're a sandwich".
Smart Ass.
Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 08:09 PM (vBjuR)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 11, 2019 08:10 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 11, 2019 08:10 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: IC at February 11, 2019 08:10 PM (ixBqi)
Long-haired Dachshund
Whippet
13-inch Beagle
Basenji
Carlos Puig must be a million years old and he never looks any different.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2019 08:10 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 11, 2019 08:10 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: IC at February 11, 2019 08:10 PM (ixBqi)
The list is short and undistinguished.
Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 08:11 PM (vBjuR)
Posted by: Spun & Murky at February 11, 2019 08:11 PM (4DCSq)
Posted by: Max Power at February 11, 2019 08:11 PM (q177U)
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What the fuck?
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at February 11, 2019 08:06 PM (+dsLj)
Sounds like Roman-style "exposure". As someone here pointed out recently, it was actually more humane than modern abortion because there was at least a chance the baby would be found and taken in. As happened in this case.
Posted by: rickl at February 11, 2019 08:11 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Max Power at February 11, 2019 08:11 PM (q177U)
He was as exciting as vanilla ice cream.
Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 08:12 PM (vBjuR)
We are officially North Korea and China now. We just have to "catch up" politically.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 08:09 PM (ptqGC)
And Baal smiles.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2019 08:12 PM (ZxU8C)
Can anybody tell me why the hell we should keep nukes in Turkey anymore?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 11, 2019 07:59 PM (TO9ge)
Inertia, and the fear of what happens to NATO when the alliance acknowledges that Turkey is an authoritarian Muslim adversary. Other than the French taking their military forces out under de Gaulle, nobody's ever left NATO. Russia is seen as a real threat, so holding the alliance together remains a priority.
Posted by: Beltway Elite at February 11, 2019 08:12 PM (b6kHD)
Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 08:12 PM (vBjuR)
Please clap.
Posted by: Yeb! at February 11, 2019 08:13 PM (2shuf)
Posted by: IC at February 11, 2019 08:13 PM (ixBqi)
Posted by: Gen. Buck Turgidson at February 11, 2019 08:07 PM (Y274z)
Who's talking about launching them at all?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 11, 2019 08:08 PM (1g7ch)
Someone talking to me?
Posted by: Greg Stillson at February 11, 2019 08:13 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Infidel at February 11, 2019 08:13 PM (9L2du)
Posted by: antisocialist at February 11, 2019 08:14 PM (2shuf)
He just got fact-checked by TuCa.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 08:14 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Yeb! at February 11, 2019 08:13 PM (2shuf)
How did you ever manage to get the clap?
Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 08:14 PM (vBjuR)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 11, 2019 08:15 PM (TO9ge)
Now she is slamming the Omar cvnt who was libeling the Joos.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 11, 2019 08:15 PM (8iiMU)
I hope he was comfortable.
Posted by: Dr. Ralph Norton at February 11, 2019 08:08 PM (Tyii7)
That's not funny but pull up Dave Chapell's bit about the baby on the corner . Now that was funny.
Posted by: Greg Stillson at February 11, 2019 08:15 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Infidel at February 11, 2019 08:16 PM (9L2du)
Posted by: Yoko Hirono at February 11, 2019 08:16 PM (Tyii7)
Where the executioner's face is always well-hidden
Where hunger is ugly, where souls are forgotten
Where black is the color, where none is the number
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2019 08:16 PM (ZxU8C)
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I'd still pound that like John Henry driving steel for the Transcontinental Railroad.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at February 11, 2019 08:17 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2019 07:36 PM
(taps on give-a-f-o-meter) Still reads zero.
Sorry, my sympathy for women who hang out with thugs expired a long, long time ago. I have a lot of other things to worry about.
Posted by: Chuck C at February 11, 2019 08:17 PM (zCabI)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp
Why not? Some nations need to be destroyed. Sounds like a compliment to me.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2019 08:17 PM (kfdLC)
Sorry, Delilah gave a good account of herself in the Breed competition and made the cut, but all the placements went to the Big White Borzoi Kennel in the East.
Saw some pictures from the Breed ring. Lila looked like a dark Irish-marked inkspot in a field of white. The peanut gallery loved her.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2019 08:18 PM (LsBY9)
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Cleveland sounds like the perfect place for such a guy.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at February 11, 2019 08:18 PM (+dsLj)
I suspect this flashback is to highlight the bewildering behavior of the #Nevers like Kristol, Goldberg, French, etc. in light of how Trump has acted, or sought to, since the election.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 11, 2019 08:18 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Infidel at February 11, 2019 08:18 PM (9L2du)
When I think of the insanity that is abortion law in New York, I think
of the passage from Bob Dylan's "A Hard Rains Gonna Fall":
Where the executioner's face is always well-hidden
Where hunger is ugly, where souls are forgotten
Where black is the color, where none is the number
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2019 08:16 PM (ZxU8C)
*eyes dusty*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 08:19 PM (ptqGC)
Also, they *might* show it on Fox Business, since they have a live shot in the lower right corner.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 11, 2019 08:19 PM (8iiMU)
The point is that Trump is a destroyer of nations (ones that deserve it, I guess, as I don't think the Italians mean to include themselves here) using economic means, not war.
Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 11, 2019 08:19 PM (talIc)
Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2019 08:19 PM (NLLmE)
Yeah, it all gets kind of hazy at that point. I went towards a light, I remember that.
Posted by: RBG at February 11, 2019 08:19 PM (asM0l)
Posted by: Infidel at February 11, 2019 08:20 PM (9L2du)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 11, 2019 08:20 PM (TO9ge)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Hit Musical Learning to Code! at February 11, 2019 08:20 PM (0QYMt)
To be fair, even though the lovely Trish Regan can be whiny
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I'd still pound that like John Henry driving steel for the Transcontinental Railroad.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at February 11, 2019 08:17 PM (+dsLj)
I rate this statement as 1 million percent TRUE.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 11, 2019 08:20 PM (8iiMU)
Never a truer word.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 11, 2019 08:21 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 11, 2019 08:22 PM (xPl2J)
And that's on Fox.
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING
DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME ON CNN OR MSNBC
Posted by: REDACTED at February 11, 2019 08:22 PM (RZ6R1)
I just discovered Synthwave. Retro-80s music based on stuff like Blade Runner, 80s video games, Tangerine Dream soundtracks. Yeah, it's been around for years but I'm old LOL. Nice livestream on YT, I likes it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucdEPGYYQN0
Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 11, 2019 08:23 PM (talIc)
Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 08:23 PM (vBjuR)
*sadz*
Posted by: Infidel
Thanks, but she's a young dog with not much show experience and a year of maturing to do.
What we're disappointed by would delight most exhibitors.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2019 08:23 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 11, 2019 08:23 PM (aKsyK)
i just had an iced tea. even in winter it's startlingly refreshing.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 11, 2019 08:24 PM (Pg+x7)
Its all part of their plan to dissolve ICE, and then America.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 11, 2019 08:24 PM (Ndje9)
Well darn! Hugs to her when she gets back. She's our champion.
Posted by: Tuna at February 11, 2019 08:24 PM (jm1YL)
the God Emperor Trump needs to cut a swath through this country that will leave the left crushed in its wake
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 11, 2019 08:24 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Devo at February 11, 2019 08:24 PM (ZxU8C)
Ya can't beat that comment..............
Posted by: saf at February 11, 2019 08:24 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Publius Erectius Ignoramus (formerly functionally erect) at February 11, 2019 08:24 PM (qdINy)
The federal government already does that. In fact, we re-opened to government so they would continue to get paid.
Posted by: t-bird at February 11, 2019 08:24 PM (n6bs1)
"Hear my ordersQuestion me and die
What I say was said in heaven
And so it shall be done
I know I was destined to rule alone
All for myself I have claimed the throne
Born to rule
My time is now
I was chosen by heaven
Say my name when you pray
To the skies
See Carolus rise....
I only know this due to a friend that loves this band. I don't care for it but whatever.
Posted by: kahall at February 11, 2019 08:24 PM (h6hOp)
the italians have no issue with being dominated, they just want to be dominated by a man, the man, like Trump, not some knobgobbling, hole working fag like barry.
what was the old joke? we don't mind being punished, we just want to be punished by someone better looking than margaret thatcher.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 11, 2019 08:24 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 11, 2019 07:59 PM
I sincerely hope that our nukes in Turkey are missing their physics package, have silly putty instead of high explosives, and that the circuit boards are old video boards from 386's.
Posted by: Chuck C at February 11, 2019 08:25 PM (zCabI)
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 11, 2019 08:25 PM (xPl2J)
If you ever want to get really shitfaced, just have a drinking game based on the word "conversation".
And that's on Fox.
I want to STOP the conversation!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 11, 2019 08:25 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Triarus Marius Sanguinus at February 11, 2019 08:26 PM (Ut3XK)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 11, 2019 08:26 PM (hECVl)
It shows there are still a lot of actual Italians in Italy. It's still not too late to turn the tide, and Italy is starting to push back on Merkel's attempt to destroy Europe.
Now THAT would be an awesome float. Merkel as a seven headed beast wearing seven hijabs, brandishing a scimitar which reads "Death To Europe".
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 11, 2019 08:26 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 08:23 PM (vBjuR)
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I'm hoping they just broadcast the rally and skip Hannity tonight.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 11, 2019 08:27 PM (ffYR/)
I would purchase a covfefe mug.
Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 08:27 PM (vBjuR)
His answers to questions about Trump University and the budget were
somewhat uncomfortable to watch, in much the same way that it is
uncomfortable to watch a bus full of circus clowns crash into a school
for blind children and even worse the clowns were doing their "Gasoline
Comedy" act that day and now all the blind children are on fire and the
clowns are trying to squirt water on them with their stupid
lapel-flowers but the flowers are just squirting out more gas and the
children are crying tears of fire out of their Unseeing Dead Eyes and
holy shit a couple of the clowns look like they have boners and
they're chasing around the fiery blind children trying to rub up on them
with these bobbling clown-boners with big red bulbs on their tips.
Just damn.
Dylan Thomas.
Elizabeth Barrett Browning.
D.H. Lawrence.
Ace.
Posted by: clutch cargo at February 11, 2019 08:27 PM (sLicW)
I like the one someone did of Trump dancing:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/jtlxkqw
Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 11, 2019 08:27 PM (talIc)
Posted by: Triarus Marius Sanguinus
I just want the bobblehead.
Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2019 08:27 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at February 11, 2019 08:27 PM (IKtL/)
I want to know when they will make the God Emperor Trump figurines
available in a more reasonable size. 6 foot tall for your lawn, 3 foot
tall for your shrine, and mantelpiece-sized. Also posters. Stickers. T
shirts. Beer koosies. A breakfast cereal.
Posted by: Triarus Marius Sanguinus at February 11, 2019 08:26 PM (Ut3XK)
Don't worry, imperialist dog, we are already on it.
Posted by: Chinese IP Property Thief at February 11, 2019 08:28 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Tuna at February 11, 2019 08:28 PM (jm1YL)
Love the sidebar about ace's "cuck phase". Of course he had no crystal ball and was going with what information we had then.
I suspect this flashback is to highlight the bewildering behavior of
the #Nevers like Kristol, Goldberg, French, etc. in light of how Trump
has acted, or sought to, since the election.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 11, 2019 08:18 PM (/qEW2)
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It was strange watching the site back then. I mostly read the content and only dipped into the comments and the rage was something to see. Notices about people being banned, called out, etc.
And yet all the dire predictions about Trump were false. You'd think Serious Though Leaders would be besides themselves with joy at how well things turned out, but no, they're sucking their thumbs and sulking in The Corner.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 11, 2019 08:29 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: eleven
Why settle for a plastic presidential bobblehead when you can have the real thing?
Posted by: Donkey-Chompers 2024 at February 11, 2019 08:29 PM (gkstg)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 11, 2019 08:30 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Infidel
Thanks, but she's a young dog with not much show experience and a year of maturing to do.
What we're disappointed by would delight most exhibitors.
Yes, think how many people didn't get there. Congrats to all three of you!
Posted by: Infidel at February 11, 2019 08:30 PM (9L2du)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 11, 2019 08:30 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Monica Bellucci at February 11, 2019 08:31 PM (ZxU8C)
The manga Hetalia has Italy personified as real characters. One, Ancient Rome, is strong and awesome. He looks at his progeny, the good for nothing, silly Italy of the modern era, and despairs. Sounds like you'd agree with him!
http://hetalia.kitawiki.net/index.php?title=Ancient_Rome
Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 08:31 PM (hvf9s)
available in a more reasonable size. 6 foot tall for your lawn, 3 foot
tall for your shrine, and mantelpiece-sized. Also posters. Stickers. T
shirts. Beer koosies. A breakfast cereal.
The figurines for table top wargaming. Some one call up Ral Partha already!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Hit Musical Learning to Code! at February 11, 2019 08:31 PM (0QYMt)
I guess I was in self-imposed exile then. That was smart of me to do.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 11, 2019 08:31 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 11, 2019 08:31 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 11, 2019 08:32 PM (hECVl)
Posted by: Hands at February 11, 2019 08:32 PM (786Ro)
===
It was a newspaper carrier who'd saved her and called 911.
Naturally, CHP won't release the race of the baby or the mother seen leaving the scene
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 11, 2019 08:32 PM (TN1P5)
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 08:33 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2019 08:33 PM (ZxU8C)
Ted Cruz is speaking now.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 11, 2019 08:30 PM (Ndje9)
Yeah, he is bringing it.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 11, 2019 08:33 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 11, 2019 08:33 PM (talIc)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 11, 2019 08:33 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: clutch cargo at February 11, 2019 08:33 PM (sLicW)
Where the executioner's face is always well-hidden
Where hunger is ugly, where souls are forgotten
Where black is the color, where none is the number
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2019 08:16 PM (ZxU8C)
And just think, that was written by a 21-year-old. It probably says more about the decline of our educational system than anything.
Posted by: rickl at February 11, 2019 08:33 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 11, 2019 08:34 PM (talIc)
Italian dipshit.
Made your grand mama's heart skip a beat and she dropped your dad on his head and the damage is just showing up now.
Posted by: DamnedYankee Fake News at February 11, 2019 08:34 PM (JjPyo)
He saw the Gillette ad.
Posted by: clutch cargo at February 11, 2019 08:33 PM (sLicW)
HAHAHAHAHA! yeah, maybe.
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 08:34 PM (bUjCl)
I didn't get why some people got so worked up about it and was here the whole time. After it became apparent that Cruz would never cut it the only thing that made sense was to get on the train. It was the great shakeout, between the idealists and the realists.
Posted by: freaked at February 11, 2019 08:35 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 11, 2019 08:35 PM (TO9ge)
Posted by: Triarus Marius Sanguinus at February 11, 2019 08:26 PM (Ut3XK)
I'd like to bring one to work and watch the lefty heads blowed up real good
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 11, 2019 08:35 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 08:35 PM (bUjCl)
Post-natal freeway abortions should be safe, legal, and rare. Rarish. Somewhat common, maybe.
Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at February 11, 2019 08:35 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 08:35 PM (vBjuR)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 11, 2019 08:33 PM (oVJmc
Shoot - a lot of people were on edge. The carrying on was amazing, people were losing their sweet honey iced tea all over the place. It was a little tricky to keep your footing in all of that.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Hit Musical Learning to Code! at February 11, 2019 08:36 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
A tinch. An eensie leensie tinch.
Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2019 08:36 PM (NLLmE)
Oh, but on the last Macy's there were a bunch of homosexuals acting up on one parade float, an historic first, so we at least have that.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 11, 2019 08:36 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 08:36 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 08:37 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2019 08:37 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 11, 2019 08:37 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 11, 2019 08:37 PM (aKsyK)
https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/
Posted by: rickl at February 11, 2019 08:37 PM (sdi6R)
This morning, I checked to see who won at the Grammys yesterday. Top winner was some artist named "Childish Gambino."
His "song" (I use the term loosely) was "This is America."
It was pure shit. Electronica with hip hop and repetitive lyrics. Pure shit.
We were blessed to have such great lyrics and writing when we were young.
No wonder my son is unable to express himself outside of a grunt or two.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2019 08:37 PM (ZxU8C)
Posted by: IC at February 11, 2019 08:38 PM (LJUs+)
it and was here the whole time. After it became apparent that Cruz would
never cut it the only thing that made sense was to get on the train. It
was the great shakeout, between the idealists and the realists.
Posted by: freaked at February 11, 2019 08:35 PM (UdKB7)
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Trump was a Democrat in disguise. Trump would throw the race to Hillary.
All wrong.
Anyone remember when God told Glenn Beck that Ted Cruz was the Anointed One?
What a lunatic.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 11, 2019 08:38 PM (cfSRQ)
Ace didn't get it yet. Most of us didn't.
Posted by: freaked at February 11, 2019 08:39 PM (UdKB7)
Maybe we can have a Great Forgetting of what we thought in 2016. We'd never seen a candidate like Trump and I don't blame anyone for not being able to assimilate his campaign.
I can blame them for not backing him once he won.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2019 08:39 PM (LsBY9)
They were forbidden to speak Italian outside the home. They were very proud Americans...and proud Republicans too, very politically active.
Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 11, 2019 08:39 PM (talIc)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 11, 2019 08:39 PM (TO9ge)
Posted by: Infidel at February 11, 2019 08:39 PM (9L2du)
Post-natal freeway abortions should be safe, legal, and rare. Rarish. Somewhat common, maybe.
Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at February 11, 2019 08:35 PM (H5knJ)
Gov. Al Jolson or was I in the Klan hood? I agree
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 11, 2019 08:39 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Eromero at February 11, 2019 08:39 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 11, 2019 08:33 PM (oVJmc
Shoot - a lot of people were on edge. The carrying on was amazing, people were losing their sweet honey iced tea all over the place. It was a little tricky to keep your footing in all of that.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Hit Musical Learning to Code! at February 11, 2019 08:36 PM (0QYMt)
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I lurked here during the primaries and election. I didn't start commenting until after the election because the place was kinda nuts and no place for a FNG.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 11, 2019 08:39 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 08:39 PM (zmIJL)
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Piss poor translation, I'm sure. One off on each number.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2019 08:39 PM (ZxU8C)
He has charisma, and solid brass cajones.
Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 08:40 PM (vBjuR)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 08:40 PM (zmIJL)
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 08:40 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 11, 2019 08:40 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Basement Cat at February 11, 2019 08:40 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 08:41 PM (hvf9s)
Cruz, I get you have to trim the beard sometimes. But you trimmed it too
much!! Keep it at the studly awesomeness it wants to be at.
Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 08:37 PM (hvf9s)
I love it that the 'ettes are heated up over Cruz.
It's almost like how the 'rons are all the time.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 11, 2019 08:41 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 08:42 PM (zmIJL)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 11, 2019 08:42 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Cory Booker at February 11, 2019 08:42 PM (gkstg)
2016 - The year of the Cubs winning the World Series and Trump winning the White House. And all in the space of a week
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 11, 2019 08:43 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: josephistan at February 11, 2019 08:43 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 11, 2019 08:43 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 08:43 PM (zmIJL)
Pfffft. Some of us have been here since THE BEGINNING. There have been multiple instances of nuts. It's like the changing of the seasons. Only with massive amounts of profanity.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 11, 2019 08:43 PM (vE2Ex)
Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at February 11, 2019 08:43 PM (9AcAx)
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Call me crazy, but I was never a fan of Cubans with beards.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2019 08:44 PM (ZxU8C)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 11, 2019 08:44 PM (2DOZq)
I knew this guy could win, and watching the rallies live I saw all the lies from the MFM, taking snippets out of context and just plain lying their asses off.
Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 11, 2019 08:45 PM (talIc)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2019 08:44 PM (ZxU8C)
Cruz is Canadian.
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 11, 2019 08:45 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 11, 2019 08:45 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 11, 2019 08:46 PM (Y+V3r)
He has charisma, and solid brass cajones.
Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 08:40 PM (vBjuR)
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I went to his rally with BunkerIntheBurbs at Gwinnett Civic Center, back when you could get in the room an hour before the event. I was all the way onboard the Trump train after that.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 11, 2019 08:46 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Triarus Marius Sanguinus at February 11, 2019 08:46 PM (Ut3XK)
Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 11, 2019 08:46 PM (talIc)
It was pure shit. Electronica with hip hop and repetitive lyrics. Pure shit.
We were blessed to have such great lyrics and writing when we were young.
No wonder my son is unable to express himself outside of a grunt or two.
If you think that song is bad - avoid the video at all costs. It's heralded as some sort of masterpiece, what with shooting people in the head and running white horses and sh*t.
Because you're a racist.
Posted by: clutch cargo at February 11, 2019 08:46 PM (sLicW)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 11, 2019 08:46 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Basement Cat
That's because Warhammer 40k is series of a sci-fi/fantasy table-top games based on Roman iconography. So ipso-facto.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 11, 2019 08:46 PM (whUgy)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 08:47 PM (zmIJL)
Donald Glover. Was on Community. Was also in the Soylo movie as a young pansexual Lando Calrissian who is sleeping with his Woke droid.
He is talented, I wish him well in his career. But I refused to watch his music vid. Do not need to see him shoot up people in a hate vid against America.
Still cannot believe they had Michelle Obama at the Grammys and slobbered all over her. Meanwhile they pretend Melania doesn't exist. If I think too much about the unfair mean-girlness of it all, I get too ragey.
Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 08:47 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2019 08:44 PM
I didn't know cigars could be gay.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 08:48 PM (zmIJL)
I enjoyed not watching the Grammys last night.
All os these modern-day pop tarts want SO BADLY to be Tina Turner, and they never will be.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 11, 2019 08:48 PM (miE9U)
I wasn't an early convert, but when things became clear, there was simply no way I was even remotely considering Countess Smirnoff von Clampett. What I did tell my Dem friends was that she was a terrible candidate and that Trump would win. They looked at me like I was crazy. Right up until those Pinellas County numbers came in the Florida.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 11, 2019 08:48 PM (vE2Ex)
http://tinyurl.com/Honest-Trailers-Wonka
Posted by: Sharkman at February 11, 2019 08:48 PM (2eKoI)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 11, 2019 08:48 PM (TO9ge)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 08:47 PM (zmIJL)
Babylon Bee has a piece up "AOC pretends to not speak English when questioned on the New Green Deal"
Posted by: josephistan at February 11, 2019 08:48 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 08:49 PM (zmIJL)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 11, 2019 08:46 PM (ffYR/)
We went to the rally in Macon he held for Brian Kemp. We left the house at 4 am and got there several hours early.
We were only 3 people back from him at the barricade. It was really fun.
Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 08:49 PM (vBjuR)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 11, 2019 08:49 PM (8iiMU)
Trump at the next SOTU, looking out over the Dems and GOP cucks in Congress: "If you had one neck, I'd hack it through."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2019 08:49 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 11, 2019 08:48 PM (TO9ge)]/i]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVCZz4P6L9k
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 11, 2019 08:49 PM (T71PA)
At first, I laughed my ass off.
Then I realized that this absurdity is now "normal" in films.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2019 08:50 PM (ZxU8C)
Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 11, 2019 08:50 PM (talIc)
Posted by: free tibet at February 11, 2019 08:50 PM (kXJSE)
Because
night time would find me at Rosa's cantina,
music would play and Felina would whirl.
Posted by: clutch cargo at February 11, 2019 08:50 PM (sLicW)
was the great shakeout, between the idealists and the realists.
Posted by: freaked at February 11, 2019 08:35 PM (UdKB7)
This.
With some trepidation, I was very early on the Trump train, for one reason: it was apparent to me that the other candidates were non-hackers, and would lose gracefully. Trump seemed to me to be our only chance of winning and at least delaying the Red tide. I just hoped at the time that I hadn't been conned. My family thought I was delusional when I said I thought he could not only win the nomination, but even had a shot at winning the general election.
Needless to say, I've been thrilled with his performance so far. He's made missteps, but then who hasn't?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2019 08:50 PM (kfdLC)
BEGINNING. There have been multiple instances of nuts. It's like the
changing of the seasons. Only with massive amounts of profanity.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 11, 2019 08:43 PM (vE2Ex
And bannings, self-imposed exile, and the lewd jokes.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Hit Musical Learning to Code! at February 11, 2019 08:50 PM (0QYMt)
But navy suit with no tie looks good on him.
Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 08:51 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 08:40 PM (bUjCl)
Presumably because he's going to hit illegal immigration hard in his speech.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2019 08:51 PM (kfdLC)
Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 11, 2019 08:52 PM (talIc)
I was there for that too ALH. Maybe 5 miles from here.
Posted by: freaked at February 11, 2019 08:52 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 11, 2019 08:43 PM (vE2Ex
And bannings, self-imposed exile, and the lewd jokes.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Hit
Musical Learning to Code! at February 11, 2019 08:50 PM (0QYMt)
And the boobeh talk.
You people disappoint me.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 11, 2019 08:52 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 08:52 PM (zmIJL)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 08:47 PM (zmIJL)
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amazing whiplash from the media going from 0 to 100 to 0 on GND with "omg, AOC is serious AF!" to "here's 10 ways the GOP pounced on the GND" to "what GND? and why does the GOP seize upon it?"
Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at February 11, 2019 08:52 PM (9AcAx)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2019 08:52 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: vivi at February 11, 2019 08:53 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 08:53 PM (vBjuR)
Surprised face.
Posted by: clutch cargo at February 11, 2019 08:54 PM (sLicW)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 11, 2019 08:54 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 08:54 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: HA at February 11, 2019 08:54 PM (MAstk)
Surprised face.
Posted by: clutch cargo at February 11, 2019 08:54 PM (sLicW)
Try a different browser.
Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 08:54 PM (vBjuR)
@Breaking911 2m
BREAKING: Negotiators from both parties say lawmakers have reached an agreement in principle to fund government, avoid shutdown - AP
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 11, 2019 08:55 PM (whUgy)
Posted by: free tibet at February 11, 2019 08:55 PM (kXJSE)
Posted by: lin-duh at February 11, 2019 08:55 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: freaked at February 11, 2019 08:55 PM (UdKB7)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wmqy5_8kzg
Fox 10 Phoenix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaeK9js9I_4
Posted by: redridinghood at February 11, 2019 08:55 PM (hECVl)
Posted by: booknlass at February 11, 2019 08:56 PM (xIKXj)
...moar awesomeness than any libtard can handle.
https://youtu.be/Lv1FE88JVps
Posted by: CPT. Charles at February 11, 2019 08:56 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 11, 2019 08:56 PM (lcEkv)
Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 08:56 PM (vBjuR)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2019 08:56 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: rickl at February 11, 2019 08:56 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Dude at February 11, 2019 08:57 PM (jvQ5d)
Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 11, 2019 08:57 PM (talIc)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 11, 2019 08:57 PM (lcEkv)
Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 08:57 PM (vBjuR)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 11, 2019 08:57 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2019 08:56 PM (LsBY9)
Marty Robbins raced some NASCAR. He jokingly called himself "NASCAR's official wall tester"
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 11, 2019 08:58 PM (xPl2J)
BREAKING: Negotiators from both parties say lawmakers have reached an agreement in principle to fund government, avoid shutdown - AP
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 11, 2019 08:55 PM (whUgy)
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I'm going to be very surprised if they came up something PDT will sign.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 11, 2019 08:59 PM (ffYR/)
Oh, and Kim is dating up from sleazebag Newsome. Good for her.
Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 08:59 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 11, 2019 08:59 PM (lcEkv)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 11, 2019 08:57 PM (2DOZq)
When he went to the border and handed out teddy bears to illegals with Glen Beck he was toast as far as I was concerned.
Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 08:59 PM (vBjuR)
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 11, 2019 08:59 PM (xPl2J)
That's the main reason I wouldn't do it again. The back of my legs hurt for three days.
Posted by: freaked at February 11, 2019 09:00 PM (UdKB7)
Hard to imagine any acceptable outcome, given the Dems' stances so far.
They're openly pushing to expand the lawlessness, and to actually increase release of felon illegals.
There just isn't anything recognizable about the Dems and what they apparently regard as the political landscape today.
And things at the border are getting worse. And will continue to do so. I don't see that Trump has any real options other than nat'l emergency, to include federalizing some nat. guard in NM and CA.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 11, 2019 09:00 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: free tibet at February 11, 2019 09:00 PM (61e6C)
to 0 on GND with "omg, AOC is serious AF!" to "here's 10 ways the GOP
pounced on the GND" to "what GND? and why does the GOP seize upon it?"
Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at February 11, 2019 08:52 PM (9AcAx)
The media are, not surprisingly, doing the neither the Democrats nor AOC any favors by boosting her so much so early. Shoving her out on the big stage well-before she is anywhere near ready just makes her a wandering disaster with the Democrats wincing each time she opens her donkey chompers.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Hit Musical Learning to Code! at February 11, 2019 09:00 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Ever at February 11, 2019 09:00 PM (1Zh0U)
Lord, have mercy upon us pitiful wretches.
Posted by: navybrat on a mission from Odin at February 11, 2019 09:00 PM (w7KSn)
BREAKING: Negotiators from both parties say lawmakers have reached an agreement in principle to fund government, avoid shutdown - AP
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 11, 2019 08:55 PM (whUgy)
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I'm going to be very surprised if they came up something PDT will sign.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 11, 2019 08:59 PM (ffYR/)
If there is not 5 billion in wall funding it was stupid for the Republicans to agree to anything. It's a lose lose.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 11, 2019 09:00 PM (2DOZq)
BREAKING: Negotiators from both parties say lawmakers have reached an
agreement in principle to fund government, avoid shutdown - AP
I have no doubt that the Republican Cucks agreed to some cockamamie "compromise" with the Democrats.
The question is: Is it something President Trump will agree to?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 11, 2019 09:00 PM (BPK9o)
Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 11, 2019 09:00 PM (talIc)
Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 09:01 PM (vBjuR)
Posted by: booknlass at February 11, 2019 09:01 PM (xIKXj)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 11, 2019 09:01 PM (lcEkv)
Well alrighty then. We'll see if it passes muster with PDTS.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 11, 2019 09:01 PM (/MDMB)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 11, 2019 08:57 PM (2DOZq)
When he went to the border and handed out teddy bears to illegals with Glen Beck he was toast as far as I was concerned.
Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 08:59 PM (vBjuR)
Except he didn't do that.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 11, 2019 09:01 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Honest Injun at February 11, 2019 09:02 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 11, 2019 08:57 PM (2DOZq)
Another argument against the 19th Amendment. If a beard affects your vote for President, you shouldn't be voting.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2019 09:02 PM (kfdLC)
Agreed. It is hard to say, but I think that RSBN is one of the grassroots groups that really helped Trump win. Straight filming of the rallies getting straight to the masses. No spin, no bias, and I loved their pre rally man on the street interviews in the wait line. Bless them.
Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 09:02 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: WisRich at February 11, 2019 09:02 PM (OAlmw)
Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 11, 2019 09:02 PM (talIc)
I was a Cruz guy, and unlike a lot of people, I think that he too would have beat the Beast. Not by as much, but I think he'd have won, for a few reasons.
That said, Trump hasn't made me regret my GE vote for him, and at this point, I'm unconvinced Cruz could have met or exceeded his standard as President.
I'm happy to have been wrong on this one.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 11, 2019 09:02 PM (It5Ks)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 11, 2019 09:02 PM (Y+V3r)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 11, 2019 09:03 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: freaked at February 11, 2019 09:03 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 11, 2019 08:57 PM (2DOZq)
Another argument against the 19th Amendment. If a beard affects your vote for President, you shouldn't be voting.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2019 09:02 PM (kfdLC)
I can't count the number of guys here who think Cruz is unlikable because of reasons.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 11, 2019 09:03 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 11, 2019 09:03 PM (RZ6R1)
The media are, not surprisingly, doing the neither the Democrats nor AOC any favors by boosting her so much so early. Shoving her out on the big stage well-before she is anywhere near ready just makes her a wandering disaster with the Democrats wincing each time she opens her donkey chompers.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Hit Musical Learning to Code! at February 11, 2019 09:00 PM (0QYMt)
The media sure does love to promote socialism. They can't help themselves.
Posted by: rickl at February 11, 2019 09:03 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 09:01 PM (vBjuR)
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What's she got to do got to do with it?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 11, 2019 09:03 PM (Rxduq)
Posted by: Don Q. at February 11, 2019 09:03 PM (NgKpN)
Welpna deal has been struck. details not to be released until Wednesday?
Posted by: WisRich
They have to reach an agreement on what they agreed to.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2019 09:04 PM (LsBY9)
Reporting no details, hinted that stuff will probably be known tomorrow (ie leaks, LOL)
I think this 'deal' is DOA, if Donny Two Scoops holds to his promise, which I give a 98% chance.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 11, 2019 09:04 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: booknlass at February 11, 2019 09:04 PM (xIKXj)
Posted by: The GOP at February 11, 2019 09:05 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 11, 2019 09:05 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 11, 2019 09:05 PM (talIc)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2019 09:02 PM
If a woman in a bikini can talk men into buying a particular brand of car, they're not exactly immune to irrelevancies influencing their behavior.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 09:05 PM (zmIJL)
Posted by: josephistan at February 11, 2019 09:06 PM (Izzlo)
I can blame them for not backing him once he won.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2019 08:39 PM (LsBY9)
I think you mean we should have a Great Forgiving.
We should never forget what happened because it reminds us that no one can predict the future and that we should always be willing to revise our opinions and cast aside erroneous views, no matter how strongly we held them. This is what the cucks cannot do.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 11, 2019 09:06 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 11, 2019 09:06 PM (/MDMB)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 11, 2019 07:27 PM (gkstg)
I love this comment so.hard.
Posted by: nurse amy at February 11, 2019 09:06 PM (0iVp1)
We were blessed to have such great lyrics and writing when we were young.
Louie Louie
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 11, 2019 09:05 PM (aKsyK)
Hey now, have some respect...
Posted by: Aretha Franklin at February 11, 2019 09:06 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: April at February 11, 2019 09:06 PM (OX9vb)
I can't count the number of guys here who think Cruz is unlikable because of reasons.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 11, 2019 09:03 PM (2DOZq)
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I just don't want a Canadian for President.
Posted by: MAGA at February 11, 2019 09:07 PM (I5LRE)
Posted by: josephistan
Just fill it in with some mascara.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 11, 2019 09:07 PM (whUgy)
I watched Solo on a plane, and good lord was that droid annoying. I cheered when she died.
My TiVo recorded a Smithsonian Channel show on Rome's history. This episode: the Spartacus revolt. I'm struck by how it resonates with Sen. Booker and Gov. Northam... Rhetoric versus the horror of slavery and the courage to revolt.
The past three years, all I've listened to is classical music because modern pop is so terrible. It all sounds like it was computer generated, even the voices, and there are no good melodies or lyrics.
Posted by: Beltway Elite at February 11, 2019 09:07 PM (b6kHD)
Posted by: josephistan at February 11, 2019 09:06 PM (Izzlo)
You can always shave it off if you don't like it.
Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 09:07 PM (vBjuR)
Posted by: free tibet at February 11, 2019 09:07 PM (61e6C)
Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 09:01 PM (vBjuR)
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What's she got to do got to do with it?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 11, 2019 09:03 PM (Rxduq)
Didn't she renounce her US citizenship ?
Posted by: REDACTED at February 11, 2019 09:07 PM (RZ6R1)
Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 11, 2019 09:07 PM (talIc)
Posted by: vivi at February 11, 2019 09:08 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 11, 2019 09:07 PM (RZ6R1)
I think so. She's Swiss now, I think.
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 11, 2019 09:08 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 09:08 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Aretha Franklin at February 11, 2019 09:06 PM (NgKpN)
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He was talking about writing, hon.
You didn't write that.
Posted by: Otis Redding at February 11, 2019 09:09 PM (Rxduq)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 11, 2019 09:03 PM (2DOZq)
I don't find him unlikeable, but he's not a good retail politician. He does not connect well with an audience.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2019 09:09 PM (kfdLC)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 11, 2019 09:07 PM (RZ6R1)
I think so. She's Swiss now, I think.
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 11, 2019 09:08 PM (xPl2J)
that's cheesey!
Posted by: Don Q at February 11, 2019 09:09 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 11, 2019 09:09 PM (talIc)
Posted by: Infidel at February 11, 2019 09:09 PM (9L2du)
Posted by: rt strong at February 11, 2019 09:09 PM (X4J3v)
Dems are America's real enemy. They hate America and everything she has stood for.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 11, 2019 09:10 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 11, 2019 09:07 PM (RZ6R1)
I think so. She's Swiss now, I think.
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 11, 2019 09:08 PM (xPl2J)
Easy as falling off a .........
Posted by: Capucine at February 11, 2019 09:10 PM (RZ6R1)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 11, 2019 09:10 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2019 09:10 PM (cF8AT)
But he kept 'going there.' Pretty soon I wanted him there-- he was pulling the entire process in the right direction. Like a bull in a china shop, he was trampling the establishment tableau.
Then he kept going, and going, and knocking off the oafs and quislings, and I pretty much went Full Trump/SMOD.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 11, 2019 09:10 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: freaked at February 11, 2019 09:10 PM (UdKB7)
Jay, hasn't it been suggested by research that taller candidates usually win? Visuals matter regardless of gender. Sucks but it's true.
I know the repealing the 19th amendment thing is a running joke, and that you personally don't mean anything by it where us Ettes are concerned. But having my rights liquidated in such a cavalier way troubles me. I do agree, though, that the liberal women swooning over people like Obama and Beto bugs to no end!
Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 09:11 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 11, 2019 09:11 PM (0tfLf)
But him and PDT have buried the hatchet, so it's all good.
Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 11, 2019 09:11 PM (talIc)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 11, 2019 08:55 PM (whUgy)
Prediction: It can't actually pass and Nancy is a paper tiger. could be wrong and I might be wishcasting, but I keep thinking Nancy isn't really in control, she's just riding the dragon.
Posted by: Max Power at February 11, 2019 09:11 PM (q177U)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 11, 2019 09:07 PM (RZ6R1)
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Yep.
She's lived in Switzerland for years and probably just got tired of the IRS breathing down her neck.
IIRC, it wasn't some dramatic political thing.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 11, 2019 09:11 PM (Rxduq)
I understand the political calculations of most of the players less and less each week with this stuff. Hill GOP are idiots if they attempt to make a deal that's unacceptable to the WH.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 11, 2019 09:12 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: freaked at February 11, 2019 09:10 PM (UdKB7)
Cruz would have owed people. Donald didn't owe anybody.
Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 09:12 PM (vBjuR)
There is no *deal*... this announcement is (IMO) calculated to step on Trump's rally.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at February 11, 2019 09:12 PM (W+kMI)
*another horny nurse ? is there an ad on some nurse's board somewhere for AOSHQ ?
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 09:08 PM (bUjCl)
nurse amy is a One.
No doubt.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 11, 2019 09:12 PM (8iiMU)
"omg, cruz can recite teh princess bride, what does that mean for my self image"
"omg, cruz zinged some sports blogger on twitter, does this mean we need to accept cruz as human?"
"omg, Cruz demolished some liberal with an on the spot refutation of her whole world view, does this mean he was mansplaining and how should we tell our children that Cruz won a debate?"
Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at February 11, 2019 09:12 PM (9AcAx)
the Founders of this great nation never intended EVERYONE to have the vote.
They understood the dangers of Democracy.
Posted by: Don Q at February 11, 2019 09:13 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 09:05 PM (zmIJL)
Buying a car != voting for President
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2019 09:13 PM (kfdLC)
Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2019 09:10 PM (cF8AT)
These are Republicans, of course they caved
I mean, Dick Shelby , c'mon
Posted by: Capucine at February 11, 2019 09:13 PM (RZ6R1)
But she's black.
And Trump is literally Hitler and literally KKK.
This is all so weird.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 11, 2019 09:13 PM (lcEkv)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 11, 2019 09:13 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: MAGA at February 11, 2019 09:14 PM (I5LRE)
Trump just killed his Republican opponents.
Posted by: Soothie at September 29, 2015 09:12 AM (H9gvv)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 11, 2019 09:14 PM (BPK9o)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 11, 2019 09:14 PM (RZ6R1)
Posted by: IC at February 11, 2019 09:14 PM (LJUs+)
But if we give you any more, there's a risk that it'll actually work!
Posted by: The Dems at February 11, 2019 09:14 PM (jOEDM)
Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 09:14 PM (vBjuR)
Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at February 11, 2019 09:14 PM (9AcAx)
Posted by: josephistan at February 11, 2019 09:14 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2019 09:14 PM (cF8AT)
Fucking gop pwned again.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 11, 2019 09:15 PM (lcEkv)
Bronzer for the Orange Throne!
Posted by: Totally not Hillary at February 11, 2019 09:15 PM (al2Cf)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 11, 2019 09:13 PM
Hold my non-alcoholic beer.
Posted by: Willard Romney at February 11, 2019 09:15 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2019 08:44 PM (ZxU8C)
Cruz is Canadian.
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 11, 2019 08:45 PM (xPl2J)
Native Born Canadolian.
Which, iaw Won Kim Ark (189
, is synonymous with being a Natural Born Citizen.Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 11, 2019 09:16 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 11, 2019 09:16 PM (8iiMU)
But him and PDT have buried the hatchet, so it's all good.
Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 11, 2019 09:11 PM (talIc)
Imagine having to kiss up to the guy who intimated that your father was part of a murder plot. Not the easiest thing to do.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 11, 2019 09:16 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 11, 2019 09:16 PM (/MDMB)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 11, 2019 09:16 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: josephistan at February 11, 2019 09:14 PM (Izzlo)
He should be in the God Emperor costume wielding a sword, because that would be awesome
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 11, 2019 09:16 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: freaked at February 11, 2019 09:10 PM (UdKB7)
Cruz would have owed people. Donald didn't owe anybody.
Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 09:12 PM (vBjuR)
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This is what got me interested in him. He was the only candidate this applied to in my lifetime.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 11, 2019 09:16 PM (ffYR/)
Agreed, Don. We have twisted the original plans for the country in ways that would have the Founding Fathers spinning in their graves.
But as an educated, tax paying, land owning woman, I am glad I have the vote
Ooooh I hear opera in the background!! Vincerooooo!!! Victoryyyyyyyy! They have played this song at his rallies before. Italian opera for a God Emperor.
Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 09:16 PM (hvf9s)
But she's black.
And Trump is literally Hitler and literally KKK.
This is all so weird.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 11, 2019 09:13 PM (lcEkv)
wut luv got 2 do wid it
Posted by: REDACTED at February 11, 2019 09:16 PM (RZ6R1)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 11, 2019 09:17 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker
The drones aren't funded until 2036, though. Still a good deal.
Posted by: Your GOP Betters at February 11, 2019 09:17 PM (P1f+c)
BEGINNING. There have been multiple instances of nuts.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)
I've come to think of it as "generations" here. I have fond, and maybe a few unfond , memories of Posters From The Past.
Of special meaning, though, are the couple of FNG's, over the years, who have bulled on in here announcing a bold new era , and in so many words invited me to step right off. No special reason given , I just didn't match their new style.
See, in this exciting new world we made for ourselves after we closed the taverns , that's a thing that can happen.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 11, 2019 09:17 PM (8ZmvG)
No doubt.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 11, 2019 09:12 PM (8iiMU)
no doubt
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 09:17 PM (bUjCl)
They're doubling down on a monthly basis on their insane illegal migration/security stances - apparently with no fear of any political risk.
Governor of NM has basically been saying "f**k off" to some of her own citizens, in border areas, who are being inundated with illegals. Publicly. Nearly in so many words (with acid sarcasm).
I know I know, Obama even being a senator much less a prez candidate much less winning much less being re-elected. The US is no longer a serious country and there is no bottom. Still, I'm agog at the situation.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 11, 2019 09:18 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 11, 2019 09:18 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2019 09:18 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: IC at February 11, 2019 09:14 PM
Come sidewalk surfing with me!
Posted by: Beto at February 11, 2019 09:18 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 11, 2019 09:18 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2019 09:13 PM
There's a good reason why 35 is the minimum age to run for president. If a 25-year-old attractive woman ran, all she'd have to do is flash her tits and tens of millions of men would vote for her.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 09:18 PM (zmIJL)
"El Paso" is Spanish for "The Paso."
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 11, 2019 09:17 PM (oVJmc)
It means "An Antelope's Rectum" in German.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Hit Musical Learning to Code! at February 11, 2019 09:19 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2019 09:19 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 09:19 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2019 08:44 PM (ZxU8C)
Cruz is Canadian.
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yeah but you see the term "latino" allows for europeans whose great grandparents (cough cough conquistadoras) were on the wrong side of the Treaty of Tordesillas to get in on some sweet victim goldrushing that the US government is keen on giving away.
So, even though he's probably a German Spaniard he's a victim class in america.
Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at February 11, 2019 09:19 PM (9AcAx)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 11, 2019 09:19 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: IC at February 11, 2019 09:20 PM (LJUs+)
Posted by: Surfperch at February 11, 2019 09:20 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Surfperch at February 11, 2019 09:20 PM (tVQUs
Because he can.
Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 09:21 PM (vBjuR)
Posted by: Surfperch at February 11, 2019 09:20 PM (tVQUs)
Seriously?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 11, 2019 09:21 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: booknlass at February 11, 2019 09:21 PM (xIKXj)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 11, 2019 09:21 PM (8iiMU)
VERY tough immigration laws. A lady who had lived there most of her life, Nancy Holten, was denied citizenship because she was saying that swiss cowbells were animal cruelty. Do NOT mess with the Swiss and their cows!!
Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 09:21 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 11, 2019 09:21 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: freaked at February 11, 2019 09:21 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 11, 2019 09:22 PM (pUDQf)
Once you understand, I mean really understand, that the GOP is an illegitimate political party, all of their actions make sense.
Of course they're going to proffer a "deal" that is unacceptable to the White House.
It's what they do, it's who they are.
I would expect nothing less.
Posted by: John The Savage at February 11, 2019 09:22 PM (Qvp9V)
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 11, 2019 09:22 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 11, 2019 09:17 PM
And "Rosa's Cantina" is Spanish for "Rosa's Cantina" in the South Texas town of El Paso.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 11, 2019 09:22 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 11, 2019 09:22 PM (7ZQe3)
What's love but a second hand emotion.."
She did so well for herself. After all the abuse found her way back. Great talent.
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 09:22 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Surfperch at February 11, 2019 09:20 PM (tVQUs)
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It's right on the border, and he will be talking about border security a lot tonight.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 11, 2019 09:22 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 09:22 PM (zmIJL)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 11, 2019 09:22 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: MAGA at February 11, 2019 09:22 PM (I5LRE)
Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 09:22 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 11, 2019 09:23 PM (BJlbN)
Posted by: Surfperch at February 11, 2019 09:20 PM (tVQUs
Let's see:
(1) it is a border town and we have some contention about our border.
(2) there are negotiations going on about border security.
(3) Beto is holding a rally there tonight.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Hit Musical Learning to Code! at February 11, 2019 09:23 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker
The drones aren't funded until 2036, though. Still a good deal.
Posted by: Your GOP Betters at February 11, 2019 09:17 PM (P1f+c)
It's a compromise, but it'll do.
Posted by: The CoC at February 11, 2019 09:23 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Infidel at February 11, 2019 09:23 PM (9L2du)
Posted by: Surfperch
First of all I think he loves rallies and gets 1000 energy points from them.
Second ....I have no idea why El Paso.
Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2019 09:23 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Surfperch at February 11, 2019 09:20 PM (tVQUs)
Where should he have it?
Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2019 09:23 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 11, 2019 09:22 PM (DMUuz)
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And "South Texas" must be Spanish for "West Texas."
Posted by: bluebell at February 11, 2019 09:23 PM (U5tDi)
Get him hooked up for 2024!
Posted by: BJM at February 11, 2019 09:24 PM (hu22E)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 11, 2019 09:24 PM (VaFXs)
Posted by: Infidel at February 11, 2019 09:23 PM (9L2du)
A billion Dollars and a deep love for America will do that to ya
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 11, 2019 09:24 PM (Y+V3r)
Trump just cracks me up. He doesn't give a shit. Says it like it is.
That's my President right there.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 11, 2019 09:24 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 09:21 PM (hvf9s)
It is my sad duty to inform you that she did eventually receive Swiss citizenship, despite being a known v*g*n and anti-cowbell agitator.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 11, 2019 09:24 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 09:24 PM (hvf9s)
Brunette on far right is very cute.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 11, 2019 09:21 PM (PUmDY)
She looks pretty young.
Thanks God Choo Choo Biden is elsewhere.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 11, 2019 09:25 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 09:21 PM
Especially when their CFUs are metric.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 11, 2019 09:25 PM (DMUuz)
Get him hooked up for 2024!
Posted by: BJM at February 11, 2019 09:24 PM (hu22E)
Are you trying to start an early flamewar ?
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 09:25 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2019 09:25 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: freaked at February 11, 2019 09:25 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2019 09:25 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 09:26 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 09:26 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 11, 2019 09:26 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Surfperch
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y66mrxu6
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 11, 2019 09:26 PM (whUgy)
Posted by: josephistan at February 11, 2019 09:26 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Surfperch
First of all I think he loves rallies and gets 1000 energy points from them.
Second ....I have no idea why El Paso.
Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2019 09:23 PM (NLLmE)
The main issue today is the funding of the Wall. El Paso one of the larger cities is on the border and a flash point for border security . Seems like an appropriate venue.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 11, 2019 09:26 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2019 09:26 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Infidel at February 11, 2019 09:27 PM (9L2du)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 11, 2019 09:27 PM (VaFXs)
Posted by: t-bird at February 11, 2019 09:27 PM (Zo1XC)
Posted by: MAGA at February 11, 2019 09:27 PM (I5LRE)
Off to my left ride a dozen or more,
Shouting and shooting. I can't let them catch me.
I have to make it to Rosa's back door.
But something is terribly wrong for I feelA deep burning pain in my si-i-i-i-i-de.
Though I am trying to stay in the saddle,
I'm getting weary, unable to ride.
Posted by: BJM at February 11, 2019 09:27 PM (hu22E)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 09:27 PM (zmIJL)
Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 09:26 PM (hvf9s)
Spartacus Booker wants to deny people based on their religion. Why can't we deny people based on politics?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 11, 2019 09:28 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 11, 2019 09:28 PM (VaFXs)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 09:18 PM (zmIJL)
No. The psychology does not work the way it does for women. Men want to protect women, and yet the President's job is to protect the people. For a man to vote for an attractive woman to protect him is a big stretch.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2019 09:28 PM (kfdLC)
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 11, 2019 09:28 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2019 09:25 PM (cF8AT)
Wait until the Fire Marshall finds out. He'll shut the show down.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 11, 2019 09:28 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 11, 2019 09:28 PM (/MDMB)
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 11, 2019 09:28 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 09:27 PM (zmIJL)
The MFM: Not after we add a few zeros to the end of those numbers
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 11, 2019 09:29 PM (SiINZ)
Beto only got 200-300 people to show up at his rally?
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 09:27 PM (zmIJL)
Apparently. Trump Jr cracked that it was fifty, then said, "Actually, it's about 200, I think. Lest I be accused of estimated downwards."
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 11, 2019 09:29 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: MAGA at February 11, 2019 09:27 PM (I5LRE)
************
HAHA.
I almost typed the same thing, but wasn't sure if everyone would get it.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 11, 2019 09:29 PM (hECVl)
Posted by: bluebell at February 11, 2019 09:23 PM
I appreciate y'all humming my song.
Posted by: zombie Marty Robbins at February 11, 2019 09:29 PM (DMUuz)
Fox News: Deal to avoid shutdown includes $1.37 billion for physical barriers. Also just over 40,000 beds for ICE
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I say no to that. We're gonna need as many beds as we can get when those Caravans swell to numbers reached during Germany's refugee flood.
Posted by: Serious Cat at February 11, 2019 09:30 PM (Xqo6t)
Posted by: Surfperch at February 11, 2019 09:30 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 11, 2019 09:29 PM (hECVl)
We are conservatives..we read. We know
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 11, 2019 09:30 PM (Y+V3r)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 09:27 PM (zmIJL)
The MFM: Not after we add a few zeros to the end of those numbers
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 11, 2019 09:29 PM (SiINZ)
I think they did.
Posted by: josephistan at February 11, 2019 09:30 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: lin-duh at February 11, 2019 09:30 PM (kufk0)
Fox News: Deal to avoid shutdown includes $1.37 billion for physical barriers. Also just over 40,000 beds for ICE
Fuck that with a pineapple sideways.
Instantly.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 11, 2019 09:30 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 09:31 PM (bUjCl)
But please Democrats keep hugging that Immigration for All baby tight and smother it.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 11, 2019 09:31 PM (VaFXs)
Billion. Even 5 billion isn't going to get it done.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 11, 2019 09:31 PM (pUDQf)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wmqy5_8kzg
Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 09:31 PM (hvf9s)
Shitty deal. As expected. Fuckin RINOs
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 11, 2019 09:31 PM (Y+V3r)
Beds? Is that what they are calling trebuchets now?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 11, 2019 09:31 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 11, 2019 09:31 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: josephistan at February 11, 2019 09:32 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Infidel at February 11, 2019 09:32 PM (9L2du)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 11, 2019 09:32 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at February 11, 2019 09:19 PM (9AcAx)
------------------------------------
Nope. Brazilians are considered "Latino" or Latin American. So it doesn't matter which side of the Tordesillas line you come from.
Now, I think a blue-eyed blonde from Spain may be an Oppressed Victim while a Portuguese from Portugal is not. Nor is an Italian, whether from the Tyrol or from Sicily, even though they are the original Latins.
These are great mysteries that only a PhD in Oppression Studies can explain to us.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 11, 2019 09:32 PM (Rxduq)
Yep.
Lately it seems like every darn day I'm forced to say that over something or other. Grows on you, after a while.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 11, 2019 09:32 PM (8ZmvG)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 11, 2019 09:32 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 11, 2019 09:33 PM (Y+V3r)
Posted by: freaked at February 11, 2019 09:33 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 09:33 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 11, 2019 09:33 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 09:31 PM (bUjCl)
Thanks, I'll see if it works.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 11, 2019 09:33 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: MAGA at February 11, 2019 09:33 PM (I5LRE)
Who goes to a Trump rally in TEXAS to disrupt it? I mean, really?
Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2019 09:33 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 11, 2019 09:33 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 11, 2019 09:33 PM (8ZmvG)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 11, 2019 09:34 PM (BPK9o)
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 09:31 PM (bUjCl)
Thanks, I'll see if it works.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 11, 2019 09:33 PM (tVQUs)
Hay bails, actually. Stacked three high so no one can jump them.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 11, 2019 09:34 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 09:34 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Serious Cat at February 11, 2019 09:34 PM (Xqo6t)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 09:18 PM
Maybe out there, but not here. 'Rons are way more serious than that.
9 out of 10 would have to see and study them first, before coming to a conclusion of such import.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 11, 2019 09:34 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 11, 2019 09:34 PM (BPK9o)
Detention beds for identified criminals.
Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2019 09:35 PM (cF8AT)
The left is on the same side of the issue as big corporations.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 11, 2019 09:35 PM (jXrK7)
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 11, 2019 09:35 PM (xPl2J)
Love the lady with the Packers shirt
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 11, 2019 09:33 PM (7ZQe3)
LOL. Yeah, that's what I thought.
It's some sort of cartoon, I think.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 11, 2019 09:35 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2019 09:02 PM
....
If a woman in a bikini can talk men into buying a particular brand
of car, they're not exactly immune to irrelevancies influencing their
behavior.
Tulsi Gabbard's bikini picture was hot.
But a hot woman in a bikini makes me want to fuck her. Not vote for her.
Women are so weird.
Posted by: mikeyG at February 11, 2019 09:35 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 11, 2019 09:35 PM (2DOZq)
And hold
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 11, 2019 09:35 PM (Y+V3r)
Posted by: runner
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Uh, that's like 8 hours drive from here, I doubt it.
Posted by: lin-duh at February 11, 2019 09:35 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: lin-duh at February 11, 2019 09:30 PM (kufk0)
************
Yep. Greeted Trump when he was coming off Airforce One.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 11, 2019 09:35 PM (hECVl)
Posted by: booknlass at February 11, 2019 09:36 PM (xIKXj)
Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2019 09:36 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: lin-duh at February 11, 2019 09:30 PM (kufk0)
Did he bring Costello?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 11, 2019 09:36 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: lin-duh at February 11, 2019 09:35 PM (kufk0)
I see...local talent, then.
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 09:36 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 11, 2019 09:36 PM (VaFXs)
Posted by: MAGA at February 11, 2019 09:36 PM (I5LRE)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 11, 2019 09:37 PM (PUmDY)
Beto sent half his crowd to heckle Trump.
So four hecklers?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 11, 2019 09:36 PM (VaFXs)
Three.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 11, 2019 09:37 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2019 09:37 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: LASue at February 11, 2019 09:37 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 11, 2019 09:38 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 11, 2019 09:38 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 11, 2019 09:38 PM (Y+V3r)
"Where do these people come from?"
"They go back home to Mommy. They get punished when they get home."
LMFAO
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 11, 2019 09:38 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Tuna at February 11, 2019 09:38 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2019 09:38 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 11, 2019 09:38 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Infidel at February 11, 2019 09:38 PM (9L2du)
That's what the government spends every two-and-three-quarters hours. (4.407 trillion per year)
Schadenboner status: notably floppy.
Posted by: mikeski at February 11, 2019 09:38 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 11, 2019 09:38 PM (VaFXs)
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 11, 2019 09:33 PM
~~~~~
Woot! Go Pack Go!
(Well, hopefully next year.)
Posted by: IrishEi at February 11, 2019 09:38 PM (NtglE)
Frozen chicken and all the peas you can carry.
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 09:38 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 09:39 PM (bUjCl)
"
The agreement reached tonight would include:
-$1.375b for border barriers (55 new miles of bollard fencing)
-Dems drop call for new cap on ICE beds for detentions in interior
-Overall cap on detention beds drops from 49,057 to 40,520
"
Posted by: Serious Cat at February 11, 2019 09:39 PM (Xqo6t)
Bus fare and an EBT card.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 11, 2019 09:38 PM (VaFXs)
50% off card to Mike's Medical Marijuana?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 11, 2019 09:39 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 09:39 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Regular joe at February 11, 2019 09:39 PM (7PllL)
I guess thats true- manufactured by the cartels, human smugglers, coyotes and illegals
Posted by: LASue at February 11, 2019 09:39 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 11, 2019 09:39 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: MST3K Running Jokes at February 11, 2019 09:39 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 09:40 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 09:40 PM (vBjuR)
Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2019 09:40 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Serious Cat at February 11, 2019 09:39 PM (Xqo6t)
So over 9,000 criminals will be released....great. Send them all to DC.
Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2019 09:40 PM (cF8AT)
-$1.375b for border barriers (55 new miles of bollard fencing)
-Dems drop call for new cap on ICE beds for detentions in interior
-Overall cap on detention beds drops from 49,057 to 40,520
"
Posted by: Serious Cat at February 11, 2019 09:39 PM (Xqo6t)
That's a slap in the face, right there.
Shutdown #2 coming, and the wall will be built anyway.
Fourth heckler.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 11, 2019 09:40 PM (8iiMU)
Lately it seems like every darn day I'm forced to say that over something or other. Grows on you, after a while.
I supported Cruz first, too. By the time we had our primary down here, there'd been several disruptions at the Trump rallies and then it was discovered that Robert Creamer (aka Mr. Prog Representative Jan Shackowsky) was hiring the Pantifa pussies to start trouble at them. Naturally, nothing happened to Creamer because TFG corruption.
Anyway, Cruz mentioned something about Trump causing the disruptions after that news came out and I became a Trump supporter that day. Ted, dude, if you can't keep up with the news, you're not going to make a good president.
That plus the fact that everybody that hated DJ Trump also hated me. That sealed the deal.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 11, 2019 09:40 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 11, 2019 09:40 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 11, 2019 09:41 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 11, 2019 09:41 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 11, 2019 09:41 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Tuna at February 11, 2019 09:41 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: IC at February 11, 2019 09:41 PM (LJUs+)
Posted by: Boswell at February 11, 2019 09:41 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: freaked at February 11, 2019 09:41 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 11, 2019 09:41 PM (pUDQf)
Trump sold out the venue, and had 10x that number who wanted to get tickets, but couldn't.
O'Cuck can't even pull a decent crowd in his home state.
Yeah, he's toast.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 11, 2019 09:41 PM (0OWcv)
Bus fare and an EBT card.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 11, 2019 09:38 PM (VaFXs)
EBT?
I'd just drop them off at the plasma center after the show.
"Sorry guys, you'll have wait here until they open at 8:00 tomorrow morning."
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 11, 2019 09:41 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: vivi at February 11, 2019 09:41 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2019 09:28 PM
Men choose presidents primarily on whether he's a daddy figure who will protect them...that's a new one for me.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 09:42 PM (zmIJL)
Just got off work - whada miss?
Can someone summarize over 720 posts for me?
Posted by: Boswell at February 11, 2019 09:41 PM (32YRo)
Congress came up with a shit deal.Trump having fun, calling it like it is.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 11, 2019 09:42 PM (8iiMU)
Trump with a big grin tells a Secret Service agent, "arrest that heckler!"
*pause*
Trump, "Psyche!"
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 11, 2019 09:42 PM (VaFXs)
Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 09:42 PM (vBjuR)
-$1.375b for border barriers (55 new miles of bollard fencing)
-Dems drop call for new cap on ICE beds for detentions in interior
-Overall cap on detention beds drops from 49,057 to 40,520
"
Posted by: Serious Cat at February 11, 2019 09:39 PM (Xqo6t)
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Maybe they could just by those bicycle racks.
Posted by: MAGA at February 11, 2019 09:42 PM (I5LRE)
Posted by: josephistan at February 11, 2019 09:42 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 09:42 PM (vBjuR)
Do we stay here for rally commentary? I don't know what to do!
Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2019 09:43 PM (cF8AT)
Any concession by Dems for any money for a "physical barrier" (or anything Trump can claim as a wall) is poison to their leftist base. That's why a bunch of no-names are doing the kabuki-theater "negotiations." (Let's be real the negotiations are between Chuckie, Nancy, McConnell (maybe) and Trump; the "negotiation team" is a group of patsy's who are going to take the heat from the base of both sides for a terrible "deal").
$1.3bn is a little low -- but if it can be used for the wall, its incremental progress in the right direction for a change. (Not sure about the "beds" number).
Posted by: Revenant at February 11, 2019 09:43 PM (bD2Jh)
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 09:43 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2019 09:44 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: IrishEi at February 11, 2019 09:45 PM (NtglE)
Any concession by Dems for any money for a "physical barrier" (or anything Trump can claim as a wall) is poison to their leftist base. That's why a bunch of no-names are doing the kabuki-theater "negotiations." (Let's be real the negotiations are between Chuckie, Nancy, McConnell (maybe) and Trump; the "negotiation team" is a group of patsy's who are going to take the heat from the base of both sides for a terrible "deal").
$1.3bn is a little low -- but if it can be used for the wall, its incremental progress in the right direction for a change. (Not sure about the "beds" number).
Posted by: Revenant at February 11, 2019 09:43 PM (bD2Jh)
No the 5 billion was a compromise already as the fence / wall Trump wanted was estimated between 12 and 15 billion completed.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 11, 2019 09:45 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 09:45 PM (bUjCl)
VERY tough immigration laws. A lady who had lived there most of her life, Nancy Holten, was denied citizenship because she was saying that swiss cowbells were animal cruelty. Do NOT mess with the Swiss and their cows!!
Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 09:21 PM (hvf9s)
That doesn't make sense. Switzerland is very down with it when it comes to leftists shit like elevating non-human life forms to a place equal to or above humans. A few years ago they passed a plants' rights bill that said that plants must be treated with dignity, so it'd be surprising if they'd oppose shifting the Overton window to stop people from demeaning cows.
Similar to how PETA is opposing the new Toy Story movie because Bo Peep has a shepherd's crook which is used to oppress and humiliate sheep.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 11, 2019 09:46 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Tuna at February 11, 2019 09:46 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 09:47 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Serious Cat"
OK, as long as we get to drop the overflow into the ocean outside our 12 mile territorial limit. Or catapult back into Mexico.
Posted by: Ripley at February 11, 2019 09:47 PM (NbRJx)
Posted by: Deplorable
Ahh - then life hasn't changed...thanks!
Posted by: Boswell at February 11, 2019 09:47 PM (32YRo)
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Well, whatever the reason, I can tell you that a hundred sets of the finest titties to ever grace G-d's green earth couldn't convince me to vote for someone, and I think a majority of guys are the same.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 11, 2019 09:47 PM (It5Ks)
Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2019 09:48 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Josh at February 11, 2019 09:49 PM (yCZVl)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 11, 2019 09:45 PM (2DOZq)
--I don't think Trump would have put his bottom line offer on the table at the start of negotiations. My gut says that Trump was angling for $2.5bn (with any more being a bonus).We'll see what happens with this trial balloon.
Posted by: Revenant at February 11, 2019 09:50 PM (bD2Jh)
I'd vote for Jeanne Kirkpatrick before Sarah Palin.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 11, 2019 09:52 PM (2DOZq)
Link in nic to.a fan wiki.
Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at February 11, 2019 09:54 PM (x0jsg)
You *can* get a Trump-based desk figure. I just saw today that the creators of My Hero Magadamia (Trump-based manga spoof) are offering a chibi (cute) Wall-Might (Trump) figure for sale. Besides MHM they also have a Trump's Space Force that looks hilarious.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 11, 2019 09:54 PM (uquGJ)
I want Crowder to do a "change my mind" with that as the topic, lol.
Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 09:55 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 09:55 PM (bUjCl)
Basically their is only one actor who is negotiating in good faith and that's Trump.
The GOP is doing it's usual, kicking the dirt, this is the best we can do, you pesky Hobbits have your expectations set to damn high!!!!! Fandango.
The GOP is an illegitimate political party.
Posted by: John The Savage at February 11, 2019 09:56 PM (Qvp9V)
Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2019 09:56 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Serious Cat at February 11, 2019 09:58 PM (Xqo6t)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 11, 2019 10:01 PM (It5Ks)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 11, 2019 10:02 PM (LL1Be)
Well, there is no need to paint oneself into a corner , I think.
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 10:03 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 10:04 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2019 10:11 PM (nPGq2)
Posted by: freaked at February 11, 2019 09:33 PM (UdKB7)
The price of 40,000 beds would buy a lot of backhoe fuel. For digging graves.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2019 10:17 PM (nPGq2)
Posted by: Obama at February 11, 2019 10:20 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 08:33 PM (bUjCl)
He is looking good.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 11, 2019 10:25 PM (imSgd)
Posted by: MW at February 11, 2019 10:55 PM (hNTtn)
Posted by: GTButler at February 12, 2019 01:41 AM (hg9NH)
I sheet you not. It is a marvel to behold.
Posted by: Beverly at February 12, 2019 03:23 AM (P2xYI)
Posted by: dw at February 12, 2019 11:32 AM (stPAM)
-Adam Carolla
What Adam Carolla is too stupid to realize is that if he doesn't pick up the pitch fork then they will and they'll use it against him. He gets them or they get him, there is no third way, there is no live and let live.
Posted by: DFCtomm at February 14, 2019 06:10 PM (50gG9)
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Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)