Jake Tapper, Get This, Yelled at BuzzFeed Ben Smith in DMs for Publishing the Dossier, Saying That It Made His Own Story Look Unserious

As many people are concluding, and I think, correctly:

Jake Tapper didn't want to publish the dossier, because the dossier was a silly, shoddy, transparently fraudulent document.

He wanted to just allude to it and make people think it was a lot more serious than it was.

One's imagination if often much more compelling and either scarifying or pleasing (or both at the same time!) than reality. That's the whole theory behind only showing a movie monster in shadows or quick cuts.

BuzzFeed Ben -- inadvertently; this certainly wasn't his intent -- made Tapper and Clapper and Comey look deeply stupid for having peddled this urine-stained yellow sheet when he revealed the Pee-Pee Papers to the public.

And so Fake Jake slid into his DMs.

After BuzzFeed published the infamous Steele dossier, CNN anchor Jake Tapper lit into BuzzFeed editor Ben Smith for the decision, calling it "irresponsible" and "uncollegial," according to emails released Friday.

"I think your move makes the story less serious and credible[.] I think you damaged its impact," Tapper wrote to Smith on Jan. 10, 2017, just after BuzzFeed published the dossier in full on its website.

...

"Collegiality wise it was you stepping on my dick," Tapper responded.

"You could have waited til morning," he said.

"Professionally this is unverified info[.] Your guys unlike us don't even seem to know who the former agent i[s]," added Tapper, seemingly referring to Christopher Steele, the former British spy who wrote the dossier.

So childish! "Ha-ha I know more than you do!!!"

Smith rebutted Tapper's claim, saying "of course" he knew who wrote the dossier.

Actually they're both wrong; it was Sydney Blumenthal and Cody Shearer, with Steele brought in to do a fast and dirty rewrite and put his name on the document and thus lend it more credibility than the names of known Clinton smear-peddlers and conspiracy architects Blumenthal and Shearer would.

Ben Smith alluded to this exchange before, when he became the first reporter not named "Ace of Spades" to note Jake Tapper's hypervigilance in sliding into the DMs of his critics for hours and hours.

Last month, the lawyer for a Russian businessman suing BuzzFeed over the Trump dossier paused in the middle of my deposition to reveal which, among the thousands of documents wed turned over in discovery, was his favorite.

The lawyer picked out a furious and colorful email Jake Tapper sent me the night we published the dossier, in which Tapper expressed his disagreement with our decision to publish -- and added that, "collegiality wise," I had done something that he described with an intimate and painful-sounding metaphor.

The email reminded me of two things.

First, that Tapper is an excellent writer.

This reminds me: Ben Smith is a cuck. Tapper's sitting here insulting him and Ben Smith's response is to flatter Jake Tapper.

Or, as someone suggested to me: To play the cowardly, womanly game of pretending to compliment someone while actually stealthily insulting them back.

You know, the way the NeverTrumpers roll, claiming that's the "classy" way to attack critics. Using dishonesty in service of an attack, I keep being told, is more in "keeping with our eternal principles of political discourse" then honestly telling someone you're insulting that you mean to insult them.

Either way: Cuck.

But let's get back to his article:

And second, that one of the great secrets to his professional success is his all-out defense of his reputation on all fronts at all times: Before the Tappergram about the dossier, I'd heard from him more commonly about stray tweets from BuzzFeed staffers about everything from the poop cruise (his own coverage, he wanted to point out, had been serious and policy-focused) to the usual arguments over ratings. No tweet about Tapper, not even a subtweet, falls without Tapper's notice.

"I don't have time for your high school drama club," he said recently in his fourth rapid-fire tweet to a BuzzFeed News reporter who had botched, then quickly corrected, a Tapper quote.

Perhaps the best evidence of how fiercely Tapper protects his reputation is that -- despite his irascibility being a kind of Washington legend -- I can't find any reference to it in a series of recent glowing profiles of the CNN anchor. These profiles tend to feature a relaxed-looking Tapper, surrounded by red, white, and blue memorabilia. Perhaps his feet are up on his desk. Tapper's friends and acquaintances were rather surprised to learn, from the lede of a recent Times profile, that "Jake Tapper doesn't seem to get rattled easily."

Some of Tapper's colleagues and Twitter enemies find the heated private responses to criticism over the top, a sign that he takes himself too seriously.

Some? How about "all"?

It's just that many "colleagues and Twitter enemies" have cucked themselves under and now bow and scrape to Tapper and his rule that he must never be publicly criticized.

Imagine the list of Jake Tapper's "conservative" fanbois, his Harem: Every single one of them has strayed from Tapper's Rule Against Public Criticism at one point or another, and has been subjected to DM abuse over it.

This includes his biggest "conservative" fans and promoters.

But they have learned, and they now Obey. They might ask Jake a question about his biases in private, but they have become Good Little Cucks and now all obey Tapper's rule to never challenge him in public.

But they're very very Brave Conservative Truth Warriors -- they're just afraid of some DMs from Jake Tapper.

Now:

Sit down and listen to their very serious advice on warfighting.

By the way: Whiny little bitch Jake Tapper is back to his favorite job, acting as the Nation's Hall Monitor and Sheriff of Twitter, trying to get people in trouble on Twitter for telling jokes about liberals that he doesn't like.

Jake Tapper Veteran Shield Watch:

3 Time for another marathon tweet session on how awesome Veterans are. They're Jake's favorite shield.
Posted by: El Kabong

It's true. Whenever he steps in it, he tries to rebuild his Nice Guy Reputation (which literally no one believes, so I don't know why he pretends) by finding random stories about veterans to tweet about and saying, pretty much this bluntly, "I like veterans. If you like veterans, you should like me, because I like veterans."

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:21 PM




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1 Fresh!

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 11, 2019 04:16 PM (ffYR/)

2 Yo

Posted by: Ha at February 11, 2019 04:16 PM (MAstk)

3 Time for another marathon tweet session on how awesome Veterans are. They're Jake's favorite shield.

Posted by: El Kabong at February 11, 2019 04:17 PM (datdl)

4 What were the national security implications of the peeing prostitutes?

Posted by: Dick Danger at February 11, 2019 04:17 PM (ByoXe)

5 He can tap, but he can't dance.

Posted by: Caliban at February 11, 2019 04:17 PM (qEujL)

6 So the new line is that the "Dossier was garbage and we all knew it all along...."

Posted by: JoeF. at February 11, 2019 04:17 PM (NFEMn)

7 Scolding on DM, but didn't do so publicly on his show, right?

#Courage

Posted by: Lizzy at February 11, 2019 04:18 PM (W+vEI)

8 I remember when I first glanced at the dossier, how amazingly retarded it seemed. Like it was the product of bong hits...

Posted by: Max Power at February 11, 2019 04:18 PM (q177U)

9 Time to read the content...

Posted by: Max Power at February 11, 2019 04:18 PM (q177U)

10 This week Tesla cars will receive an update this week, which includes a "dog mode."
A fan tweeted at Elon Musk in October asking for a dog mode which keeps the AC on and plays music.
Musk said on Thursday that the update will be rolling out this week along with a new security feature "safety mode," which blasts classical music if the car detects it's being broken into.

Posted by: SMOD at February 11, 2019 04:18 PM (QkjLD)

11 It's assholes all the way down.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2019 04:19 PM (nPGq2)

12 Oh, there goes Take Japper, yelling at people again...

Posted by: Hikaru at February 11, 2019 04:19 PM (UnA8+)

13 "I don't have time for your high school drama club," he said recently

It seems that you do.

Posted by: pep at February 11, 2019 04:20 PM (T6t7i)

14 Tapper? Good heavens, man, I'm married to her!

Posted by: Evergreen punchlines for cuckolds the world over at February 11, 2019 04:20 PM (AURKQ)

15 If Jake asked nicely they'd give him a rimjob.Actually even if he didn't ask nicely they would...

Posted by: steevy at February 11, 2019 04:20 PM (BXMxN)

16
*bellows*

Can't watch the breed judging! Delilah and Her Majesty are in right now.

I doubt we'll do as well as we hope: Award of Merit, maybe. The problem is we are disappointed at outcomes that others would be delighted with.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2019 04:20 PM (BWL+E)

17 The Trump Caravan moves on and Jake and BuzzFeed bark.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 11, 2019 04:20 PM (2LelM)

18 "Jake Tapper doesn't seem to get rattled easily."


It seems that he does.

Posted by: pep at February 11, 2019 04:21 PM (T6t7i)

19
Cuck Fight!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at February 11, 2019 04:21 PM (9X624)

20 I remember a LOT of people on here pissed at Buzz for publishing the document.

I was always glad they did.

How does that go? Democracy dies in Darkness?

Posted by: Don Q. at February 11, 2019 04:21 PM (NgKpN)

21 Oh, and Tapper is upset someone hopped onto Trump's mocking of Elizabeth Warren?

I love how shocked they are people feel entitled to mock Democrats. That's not allowed, you guys.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 11, 2019 04:21 PM (W+vEI)

22 Musk said on Thursday that the update will be rolling out this week along with a new security feature "safety mode," which blasts classical music if the car detects it's being broken into.

Posted by: SMOD at February 11, 2019 04:18 PM (QkjLD)

The "Thieving Magpie" FTW.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2019 04:21 PM (nPGq2)

23 Hilarious. Hey, if you tell people what bullshit this is, how am I supposed to mislead people into thinking it isn't by leaking the BS! How dare you!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 11, 2019 04:21 PM (L3YlV)

24 Interesting take on this. Now try to view everything through the lens that Jake Tapper was the primary guy who was being paid by Fusion GPS to push this bull crap story and he got scooped by BuzzFeed Ben.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 11, 2019 04:22 PM (yTo22)

25 *hic*

*shart*

*repeat*

Posted by: Webb Hubbell's daughter's mom at February 11, 2019 04:22 PM (TcM5G)

26

Tappergram for Mongo!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 11, 2019 04:22 PM (aKsyK)

27 Good question. How much did Fusion pay Jake?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 11, 2019 04:22 PM (2LelM)

28 Dude, WE know these people suck. They all suck in different ways, but they suck.

Convincing the rest of the world that they do, in fact, commit suction is a bigger problem and I'm not sure how you get over that hurdle.

Posted by: JEM at February 11, 2019 04:22 PM (8erNz)

29 Musk said on Thursday that the update will be rolling out this week along with a new security feature "safety mode," which blasts classical music if the car detects it's being broken into.

Posted by: SMOD at February 11, 2019 04:18 PM

No worries, they can't get far when it's minus 30.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 11, 2019 04:23 PM (L3YlV)

30 The "Thieving Magpie" FTW.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


All things Rossini are FTW.

Posted by: pep at February 11, 2019 04:23 PM (T6t7i)

31 >>>Or, as someone suggested to me: To play the cowardly, womanly game of pretending to compliment someone while actually stealthily insulting them back.

It ees the Fwench way, ace. You, of all people must know theese.

Posted by: Max Power at February 11, 2019 04:23 PM (q177U)

32 Whiney little bitches.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 11, 2019 04:23 PM (0tfLf)

33 It would be cruel and insensitive to those who have suffered tragedy for me to say what I want to happen to Tapper and all his ilk, so I won't.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 11, 2019 04:24 PM (NWiLs)

34 By the way: Whiny little bitch Jake Tapper is back to his favorite job, acting as the Nation's Hall Monitor and Sheriff of Twitter, trying to get people in trouble on Twitter for telling jokes about liberals that he doesn't like.


Snorfle.

Warren can't be mocked enough.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 11, 2019 04:24 PM (fuK7c)

35 31 >>>Or, as someone suggested to me: To play the cowardly, womanly game of pretending to compliment someone while actually stealthily insulting them back.

It ees the Fwench way, ace. You, of all people must know theese.
Posted by: Max Power at February 11, 2019 04:23 PM (q177U)

or in the South,

Where its 'bless his heart'

Posted by: Don Q. at February 11, 2019 04:24 PM (NgKpN)

36 We've been dealing with this fake news shit story for TWO YEARS ?!?

Unbelievable.

Posted by: LASue at February 11, 2019 04:25 PM (XROPS)

37 All things Rossini are FTW.

Posted by: pep at February 11, 2019 04:23 PM (T6t7i)

And when a Tesla breaks down, it plays "Take This Job and Shove It".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2019 04:25 PM (nPGq2)

38 "I think your move makes the story less serious and credible[.] I think you damaged its impact,"

And how did they do so? By publishing it. They didn't print it on a Kardashian's ass and wave it around, they didn't play calliope music and print it in Comic Sans font. They just published it as news and promoted it as a major news story.

What about that could possibly have made it less serious and credible EXCEPT the content?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2019 04:25 PM (39g3+)

39

Andi Cooper would have taken him up on getting his dick stepped on.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at February 11, 2019 04:25 PM (1xepu)

40 >>>24 Interesting take on this. Now try to view everything through the lens that Jake Tapper was the primary guy who was being paid by Fusion GPS to push this bull crap story and he got scooped by BuzzFeed Ben

I don't think he was paid by Fusion. But one of the four people on this story was Evan Perez, who is Fusion GPS founder Glenn Simpson's best friend (there are pictures of them on vacay together) and former partner at the WSJ.

Tapper has always been a hardcore partisan activist liberal. He's a former spokesman of Handgun Control, Inc., for crying out loud.

But all the cucks think he's just a dream.

Posted by: ace at February 11, 2019 04:25 PM (PbpT7)

41 Now, are DMs publicly visible or does the publication of a DM means someone decided to rat someone out?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 11, 2019 04:26 PM (fuK7c)

42 This reminds me: Ben Smith is a cuck. Tapper's sitting here insulting him and Ben Smith's response is to flatter Jake Tapper.


Have at my wife, please!

---- Ben Smith

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 04:26 PM (ptqGC)

43
Sid Blumenthal and I were just having a couple and laughing about what Bill Ayers said all those years ago:

'Guilty as sin and free as a bird - what a country, America.'

Fvck all of you degenerate inbred bastards. We're untouchable.

* shart *

Posted by: HC from Chappaqua NY at February 11, 2019 04:26 PM (jYje5)

44 Stop stepping on my dick, Ace!

Posted by: Jake Tapper at February 11, 2019 04:26 PM (hjaPQ)

45 13 "I don't have time for your high school drama club," he said recently

It seems that you do.
Posted by: pep at February 11, 2019 04:20 PM (T6t7i)
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Jake's mad because the drama wasn't authorized by him.

Sort of how the leader of the mean girls in high school doesn't allow anything to happen without her authorization.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at February 11, 2019 04:26 PM (WEBkv)

46 The media is blocking while Mueller drops back and hands of to Schiff!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 11, 2019 04:26 PM (+y/Ru)

47 made the mistake of reading the content. thought I was too far along to make top 20.

oh well. and jake the fake is sad, deranged little man...

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 11, 2019 04:26 PM (8D42x)

48 Yes,the idea of the dossier,the speculation was way better for the left then what was actually in it.

Posted by: steevy at February 11, 2019 04:26 PM (BXMxN)

49 What about that could possibly have made it less serious and credible EXCEPT the content?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2019 04:25 PM (39g3+)

Yeah, you made it less credible by actually telling people what it said... vice what I can TELL them to believe?

Posted by: Don Q. at February 11, 2019 04:26 PM (NgKpN)

50

Wasn't it Jake Tapper who used to visit us here in the comments? And didn't he get all pissed off at a couple of us for calling him out on some bullshit he said?

Or am I thinking of another useless prog/cuck who thinks his dick is big enough to step on?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 11, 2019 04:27 PM (HaL55)

51 Tapper started to read his own press clippings. He's way less important and not as good at his job as he thinks he is. He's a partisan hack. He makes Rather look..serious!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 11, 2019 04:27 PM (L3YlV)

52 Jake Tapper, I would say you need to Learn to Code, but First he will want to Code.

Posted by: Picric at February 11, 2019 04:27 PM (nonGu)

53 you don't need to pay a passionate cocksucker to suck a cock, is what I'm saying.

Posted by: ace at February 11, 2019 04:27 PM (PbpT7)

54 What about that could possibly have made it less serious and credible EXCEPT the content?

And that's the way it is..

Posted by: Walter Cronkite at February 11, 2019 04:27 PM (8erNz)

55
Jake's mad because the drama wasn't authorized by him.



Sort of how the leader of the mean girls in high school doesn't allow anything to happen without her authorization.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesma


Jake Tapper wants you to stop trying to make fetch happen.

Posted by: pep at February 11, 2019 04:27 PM (T6t7i)

56 The dossier was like the second Matrix movie.

It was better when it wasn't able to be seen.

Posted by: SMOD at February 11, 2019 04:27 PM (QkjLD)

57


Does Jack yell at Brian Stelleter like this?

Could explain a few things.


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at February 11, 2019 04:27 PM (1xepu)

58 Ace's semi-abandoned Twitter account must have an inbox overflowing with Tapper messages.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 11, 2019 04:28 PM (4ErVI)

59 how much wood would a woodpecker peck
if a woodpecker
would peck wood?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 11, 2019 04:29 PM (d7Ww2)

60
Does Jack yell at Brian Stelleter like this?


He only does it because he loves me and I don't listen.

Posted by: Brian Stelter at February 11, 2019 04:29 PM (T6t7i)

61 This same ass went after Michael Malice of a JOKE F jack Tapper

"The Native American genocide continues with another murder by The President. "

Trump Jr Said "Savage" over Trump's TRAIL tweet

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at February 11, 2019 04:29 PM (dKiJG)

62 he stopped DMing when I told him I would no longer treat his DMs as private but would begin publishing them as a I received them.

It's the only way to get him to shut the fuck up.

Posted by: ace at February 11, 2019 04:29 PM (PbpT7)

63 Buzzfeed actually fucked up a pretty good plan. When the various scumbags could talk about a document without saying exactly what was in it they left it to people's imaginations. When Buzzfeed actually published the thing, they should everyone how ridiculous parts of it really were.

CNN was trying to lie by telling only a portion of the truth. Buzzfeed told enough of the truth to fuck up CNN's perfectly good lie.

Posted by: jc at February 11, 2019 04:29 PM (PuMKG)

64
AoS Historians (which is all of you, it seems), is it true that the Commanche Native Americans used to own African indentured servants, and even fought on the side of the Confederates?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 11, 2019 04:29 PM (Cadn7)

65 All things Rossini are FTW.

Posted by: pep at February 11, 2019 04:23 PM (T6t7i



Franz von Suppe' and Rossini needed to have an overture duel to see who was-

The Overture King of All Time.


More emotionally evocative orchestral music is tough to find.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 11, 2019 04:29 PM (9X624)

66 59
how much wood would a woodpecker peck

if a woodpecker

would peck wood?

Posted by: nurse ratched



Depends. Is he a peckerwood?

Posted by: pep at February 11, 2019 04:30 PM (T6t7i)

67 53 you don't need to pay a passionate cocksucker to suck a cock, is what I'm saying.

It's more convincing when it is NOT a paid passionate cocksucker sucking the cock.

It's entirely preferable when it's a yachtsman.

Posted by: Walter Cronkite at February 11, 2019 04:30 PM (8erNz)

68 Bwahaha, nice one - Jake, the Nation's "I want my mommy" Hall Monitor..

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 11, 2019 04:30 PM (7BjFu)

69 why wait til morning to get your dick stepped on? is it more fun when the morning wood is up?

some one should tweet that to Tapper

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 11, 2019 04:30 PM (2tdQE)

70 >>Tapper has always been a hardcore partisan activist liberal. He's a former spokesman of Handgun Control, Inc., for crying out loud.

>But all the cucks think he's just a dream.


Because : Nobody cleans up after a gang bang like Jake.

Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2019 04:30 PM (/wAOm)

71 It seems that you do.

It seems like that's ALL he does in private. Its kind of pathetic.

It was better when it wasn't able to be seen.

Yeah, the movie you imagined and the movie you got were two different things. Matrix I ends with Neo as superman. Matrix II begins with him having to fight thugs with martial arts again. Not even agents.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2019 04:30 PM (39g3+)

Posted by: Rossini at February 11, 2019 04:31 PM (T6t7i)

73 Franz von Suppe' and Rossini needed to have an overture duel to see who was-



The Overture King of All Time.



pffft. I've got chunks in my stool bigger than von Suppe.

Posted by: Rossini at February 11, 2019 04:31 PM (T6t7i)

74 So Tappers position was that by releasing the "Dossier" it would undercut the story?



Well I guess he was right since it was full of lies and basically an obvious clownish smear job.


But, Jake's looking out for the interests of the country and Joe Sixpack to be sure.






Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 11, 2019 04:31 PM (ymnmz)

75 Tapper having Buzzfck blow his cover gave him the sads. He could have gotten much better ratings by teasing the "DOSSIER!" (I hate that fucking term, used to give it somehow a hint of credibility)

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 11, 2019 04:31 PM (L3YlV)

76 How much ground round would a ground hog hog, if a ground hog did hog ground round?

Many many Lowes would Rob Lowe rob, if Rob Lowe did rob Lowes?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2019 04:31 PM (39g3+)

77 Jake Tapper wants you to stop trying to make fetch happen.
Posted by: pep at February 11, 2019 04:27 PM (T6t7i)
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What I find amazing about people like Tapper is they've been openly labeled "mean girls" and I'm sure they know it, yet, they keep being mean girls.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at February 11, 2019 04:32 PM (WEBkv)

78 True, Buzzfeed is a very silly place. The perfect place to release damaging "stories" about yourself. By the time real ones come out no one will know what to believe.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Hit Musical Learning to Code! at February 11, 2019 04:32 PM (0QYMt)

79 Publish the damn dossier, let's all see what the Clinton/Russian oppo research $ bought, once and for all.

Posted by: navybrat on a mission from Odin at February 11, 2019 04:32 PM (w7KSn)

80 and I really don't need to know more about the Poop Cruise.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 11, 2019 04:32 PM (2tdQE)

81 Every time someone mentions Dossier I hear it in a German accent from a Bogart movie. Give me ze dossier!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2019 04:32 PM (39g3+)

82 "Collegiality wise it was you stepping on my dick little pickle," Tapper responded.

______


Fixed per latest AoSHQ Style Guide.


"I regret that I have but one wife to give for my profession!" -- Jake Tapper


Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at February 11, 2019 04:33 PM (tVbkN)

83 AoS Historians (which is all of you, it seems), is it true that the Commanche Native Americans used to own African indentured servants, and even fought on the side of the Confederates?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 11, 2019 04:29 PM (Cadn7)

My people had all sorts of slaves; white, black, other indians. We do not discriminate.

Posted by: LizzyWarrenAm.Indian at February 11, 2019 04:33 PM (XROPS)

84 Ben and Jake like their bare bottoms spanked by a stable of low rent ghetto bulls before and after!

Posted by: Tentotwo at February 11, 2019 04:33 PM (yhf6w)

85 8 I remember when I first glanced at the dossier, how amazingly retarded it seemed. Like it was the product of bong hits...
Posted by: Max Power at February 11, 2019 04:18 PM (q177U)
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There are certain stories the Left makes up that seem to me so glaringly preposterous that I cannot fathom how any sentient adult would believe them.

The Jackie Coakely UVA rape, that gay actor accosted by MAGA monsters in Chicago, the Russian-ho "dossier,"....
You might as well put elves and unicorns in these tales.

I guess the will to believe or, in many cases, the complete indifference to truth prevails.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 11, 2019 04:33 PM (Rxduq)

86 Teacher teacher they're smoking dope in the bathroom!

Posted by: Biily at February 11, 2019 04:34 PM (4DS7b)

87 Maybe Jack and Little Ben can be locked in a room and they see who the bigger Cock Sucker is

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at February 11, 2019 04:34 PM (dKiJG)

88 AoS Historians (which is all of you, it seems), is it true that the Commanche Native Americans used to own African indentured servants, and even fought on the side of the Confederates?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 11, 2019 04:29 PM

Her name was Great great great Granny Warren and she had a couple of indentured slaves from Virginia named the Coonman. They were the best left handed shots in all of the confederacy.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 11, 2019 04:34 PM (L3YlV)

89 It's the only way to get him to shut the fuck up.
Posted by: ace at February 11, 2019 04:29 PM (PbpT7)

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Pathetic and hilarious at the same time.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at February 11, 2019 04:34 PM (WEBkv)

90 so the dossier is like the play The King In Yellow.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 11, 2019 04:34 PM (2tdQE)

91 Tapper is, or maybe fancies himself, the modern Cronkite.

In that he's not at all wrong.

He's left, not WAY left, but he fancies himself middle.

Posted by: JEM at February 11, 2019 04:34 PM (8erNz)

92 So, Jake is all tapped out?

Posted by: dantesed at February 11, 2019 04:34 PM (88xKn)

93 I'd love to read the BuzzFeed deposition. Does anyone know if it's available somewhere?

Posted by: LASue at February 11, 2019 04:35 PM (XROPS)

94 #LearnToCuck

Posted by: Whoever These Guys Are at February 11, 2019 04:35 PM (jOEDM)

95 Cross country bus trip... Jake Tapper or Jim Acosta in the seat next to you?

Posted by: Weasel at February 11, 2019 04:35 PM (MVjcR)

96 Every time I hear "handmaidens" for whatever reason I hear it like Stephanie Wier on MadTV's old "Huntresses" sketches.

"Rise, handMAIDens"


Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 11, 2019 04:35 PM (talIc)

97 I guess the will to believe or, in many cases, the complete indifference to truth prevails.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 11, 2019 04:33 PM (Rxduq)

That and a lot of people are brainwashed or just plain fucking idiots.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 11, 2019 04:35 PM (NWiLs)

98 AoS Historians (which is all of you, it seems), is it true that the Commanche Native Americans used to own African indentured servants, and even fought on the side of the Confederates?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 11, 2019 04:29 PM (Cadn7)
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You're thinking of the Cherokee - the Comanche were still nomadic.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 11, 2019 04:35 PM (Hx3Yn)

99
Many many Lowes would Rob Lowe rob, if Rob Lowe did rob Lowes?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Victor Oladipo shops at Home Depot.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 11, 2019 04:35 PM (aKsyK)

100 63 Buzzfeed actually fucked up a pretty good plan. When the various scumbags could talk about a document without saying exactly what was in it they left it to people's imaginations. When Buzzfeed actually published the thing, they should everyone how ridiculous parts of it really were.

CNN was trying to lie by telling only a portion of the truth. Buzzfeed told enough of the truth to fuck up CNN's perfectly good lie.
Posted by: jc at February 11, 2019 04:29 PM (PuMKG)

====

Well, shit.

*** points at self in mirror, and says: "This is why you are supposed to read more than just the headline before commenting, dumbass. If you had actually read any of it, you would have known Ace already had that part covered." ***

*** hides head in shame. ***

Posted by: jc at February 11, 2019 04:36 PM (PuMKG)

101 Cross country bus trip... Jake Tapper or Jim Acosta in the seat next to you?

Posted by: Weasel at February 11, 2019 04:35 PM (MVjcR)

Jimmy would be easier to push out the window.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2019 04:36 PM (nPGq2)

102 This Jake Tapper fellow, it seems that Ace doesn't like him very much.

But really, I am not telling anyone about it.

However, someone who knows Jake Tapper might tell him.

Sounds like there could be trouble on the Internet.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at February 11, 2019 04:36 PM (vcOmj)

103 When I saw the dossier I had questions about it I took to my good buddy Justice Roberts. He told me to shove that dossier up Trump's ass ...so I did. Because that's how it works in the swamp.

Posted by: FISA JUDGE at February 11, 2019 04:36 PM (4DS7b)

104 I remember when I first glanced at the dossier, how amazingly retarded it seemed. Like it was the product of bong hits...

Yeah I remember when it came out and I thought "well it wouldn't shock me to find out a guy like Trump has skeletons in his closet, but you'd think they would have trotted these out during the election."

Then I saw the contents and cracked up. Seroiusly? THIS is what you're all worked up about? It was then I knew that President Trump was going to cruise through any investigation. If they had to invent crap and this is the best that Top Men could do, it was going to be popcorn time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2019 04:36 PM (39g3+)

105 What a serious newsman that Tapper is.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 11, 2019 04:37 PM (t6MX/)

106 Cross country bus trip... Jake Tapper or Jim Acosta in the seat next to you?
Posted by: Weasel at February 11, 2019 04:35 PM


Both! Jake can sit on Jimmy's lap. Of course it's a rocket propelled ejection seat.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 11, 2019 04:37 PM (L3YlV)

107 Tapper is approaching Obama-levels of being thin-skinned.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 04:37 PM (ptqGC)

108 98 AoS Historians (which is all of you, it seems), is it true that the Commanche Native Americans used to own African indentured servants, and even fought on the side of the Confederates?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 11, 2019 04:29 PM (Cadn7)
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You're thinking of the Cherokee - the Comanche were still nomadic.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 11, 2019 04:35 PM (Hx3Yn)

Wait...the indians owned slaves?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 11, 2019 04:37 PM (yTfbH)

109 Cross country bus trip... Jake Tapper or Jim Acosta in the seat next to you?
Posted by: Weasel


Somebody ain't gonna make it.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at February 11, 2019 04:37 PM (vcOmj)

110 Jake Tapper makes me want to be a better man.

Posted by: Ed "Mild" Morrissey at February 11, 2019 04:38 PM (PbpT7)

111 83 AoS Historians (which is all of you, it seems), is it true that the Commanche Native Americans used to own African indentured servants, and even fought on the side of the Confederates?
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Cherokee yes. Commanches, no. The Commanches were some nasty freebooters who weren't brought in until the late 1890s.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 11, 2019 04:38 PM (2LelM)

112 97---.....just plain fucking idiots.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 11, 2019 04:35 PM (NWiLs)
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Yeah, that too!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 11, 2019 04:38 PM (Rxduq)

113 Rrrrrrrrpppppbbbbt!

Posted by: Michigan J Ginsburg at February 11, 2019 04:38 PM (ymnmz)

114 I remember when I first glanced at the dossier, how amazingly retarded it seemed. Like it was the product of bong hits...

Like getting "beat up" buy some MAGA thugs in Chicago in below zero weather. Still having your sandwich, phone and still having that rope around you hours later? Bong!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 11, 2019 04:38 PM (L3YlV)

115
Wait...the indians owned slaves?


Not just any old indians -- eLIESabeth Warren's ancestors, the Cherokees.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 11, 2019 04:38 PM (Cadn7)

116 the Comanche were still nomadic.

Separate teepees for shitting? Genius! Gotta hand it to the Cherokee, there.

Posted by: The Comanche at February 11, 2019 04:39 PM (f6lTY)

117 109 Cross country bus trip... Jake Tapper or Jim Acosta in the seat next to you?
Posted by: Weasel

DuckDuckGo Search: How to create impromptu ejector seat.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 11, 2019 04:39 PM (yTfbH)

118 Teacher teacher they're smoking dope in the bathroom!
Posted by: Biily at February 11, 2019 04:34 PM (4DS7b)

I remember when the High School had a designated smoking section at our school. Also we had Slave Day, My bother was on Homecoming court so he was "Sold" to some girl who bid for him because he was cute

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at February 11, 2019 04:39 PM (dKiJG)

119 Cross country bus trip... Jake Tapper or Jim Acosta in the seat next to you?

Posted by: Weasel at February 11, 2019 04:35 PM

If I were incontinent, I'd want to sit between them.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 04:39 PM (zmIJL)

120
Oh, the cuck life ain't no good life, but it's my life.

Posted by: Jake Trapper at February 11, 2019 04:39 PM (9X624)

121 Has Tapper considered becoming formally trained in the computer sciences?

Posted by: adc at February 11, 2019 04:39 PM (cfg4h)

122 Wait...the indians owned slaves?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 11, 2019 04:37 PM (yTfbH)
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Yeah...and, further West, the Navajo were notorious for being slavers, usually captured from neighboring tribes.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 11, 2019 04:39 PM (Hx3Yn)

123 Slap fight between Tapper and Ben Smith:

Who wins?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 04:39 PM (ptqGC)

124 I saw Whiny Little Bitches open for The Donkey Chompers every day since the election.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 11, 2019 04:39 PM (Ndje9)

125 Jake once had me blocked on Twitter, now I can see his tweets. I honestly don't know what I did to deserve this.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 11, 2019 04:39 PM (4e+hS)

126 AoS Historians (which is all of you, it seems), is it true that the Commanche Native Americans used to own African indentured servants, and even fought on the side of the Confederates?

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Someone has to pick the cotton.

Posted by: Chief Two Dogs at February 11, 2019 04:39 PM (WrMOC)

127 123
Slap fight between Tapper and Ben Smith:

Who wins?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 04:39 PM (ptqGC)


We all do!

Posted by: Michigan J Ginsburg at February 11, 2019 04:39 PM (ymnmz)

128 Comanche = Apache

Posted by: Bill Kristol at February 11, 2019 04:40 PM (FTPVM)

129 dammit

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 11, 2019 04:40 PM (ymnmz)

130 Wait...the indians owned slaves?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 11, 2019 04:37 PM (yTfbH)

Yep. And they didn't even buy them in a legal, FDA-approved slave market. Mostly, they stole them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2019 04:40 PM (nPGq2)

131 101---Jimmy would be easier to push out the window.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2019 04:36 PM (nPGq2)
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Depends on the window size.
He's on the chubby side.
Could get stuck.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 11, 2019 04:40 PM (Rxduq)

132 Cherokees definitely had slaves. I'm not sure about the Choctaw

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 11, 2019 04:40 PM (Lqy/e)

133 Wait...the indians owned slaves?

"Yeah but we used to eat them instead of work them to death. That way we honored their spirits and the noble land we lived in"
--Snohomish Tribe

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2019 04:40 PM (39g3+)

134 I'm pretty sure the Indians (woo-woo) were all a bunch of assholes.

Posted by: Weasel at February 11, 2019 04:40 PM (MVjcR)

135 And yet, we had a US Presidential Campaign, pay Foreign Agents, for dirt on the opposition, laundering the Money through a US Company.

And then using that Foreign Agents dossier to hoodwink a Court into giving a Warrant to Spy on a US citizen who was in the other campaign.

Yet not a single one of them have been prosecuted for anything, 2 years later.

Posted by: Don Q. at February 11, 2019 04:40 PM (NgKpN)

136 He wanted to just allude to it and make people think it was a lot more serious than it was.

We had already gotten a big dose of that sort of thing with the original, laughable FBI-DHS report on the alleged Russian hackers ... the "Grizzly Steppe" report. They tried to make it sound all official and ultra-sciency ... but it was a total joke.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 11, 2019 04:40 PM (XZlDP)

137

I remember when I first glanced at the dossier, how amazingly retarded it seemed. Like it was the product of bong hits...

The first time I heard about it (never have wasted any more time on an obviously bad insinuation), I thought to myself, "Self, this is nothing but bullshit. Donald Trump isn't known for those types of antics. If he was, he wouldn't have his own successful TV show for all these years. Somebody would've blown the whistle on him way before now.

Nobody can keep a secret like that about somebody as famous as DJ Trump. No. Body."

That story was nothing but a drug-and-alcohol-and-who-knows-what-other-types-of-drugs-fueled fantasy from the start. Who did they expect to believe that?
Don't answer that last one: prolly SCOAMF supporters.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 11, 2019 04:40 PM (HaL55)

138 I hate to defend that worthless piece of shit named Buzzfeed Ben but almost anything can make Tapper look like an idiot.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 11, 2019 04:40 PM (1pz14)

139

That stupid shitty movie with Jeff Bridges doing his stupid mouth-full-of-shit voice (again) Hell Or High Water taught me what the word Comanche means.


Enemy. I think.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 11, 2019 04:40 PM (Cadn7)

140 I think you damaged its impact," Tapper wrote

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I wonder if a channel that just reported the news would have any market these days.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 11, 2019 04:41 PM (LX21o)

141 Damage was done though. A good % of the population thinks that shit is legit.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 11, 2019 04:41 PM (lcEkv)

142 Another reason to love our new Governor DeSantis: he placed AirBnB on the "Scrutizied Business" list for their BDS insanity over Jewish Jerusalem listings. And, if anyone doesn't think that Florida can inflict a major wound on any transient rental site, they are nuts.

Posted by: Ever at February 11, 2019 04:41 PM (1Zh0U)

143 122 Wait...the indians owned slaves?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 11, 2019 04:37 PM (yTfbH)
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Yeah...and, further West, the Navajo were notorious for being slavers, usually captured from neighboring tribes.
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All tribes did the slave thing. Its booty of battle. Then the white man showed up and introduced horses which really got the Indians attention.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 11, 2019 04:41 PM (2LelM)

144 Jake once had me blocked on Twitter, now I can see his tweets. I honestly don't know what I did to deserve this.
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 11, 2019 04:39 PM (4e+hS)

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It was probably an auto block based on others that you follow, Ace for example.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 11, 2019 04:41 PM (ffYR/)

145 132 Cherokees definitely had slaves. I'm not sure about the Choctaw
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 11, 2019 04:40 PM (Lqy/e)

It was pretty common practice to steal women from other tribes.

Posted by: Don Q. at February 11, 2019 04:41 PM (NgKpN)

146 Speaking of American Indian cannibalism..

http://tinyurl.com/avskvkf

The first unequivocal evidence that American Indians practiced cannibalism has been discovered by researchers studying a small Anasazi settlement in what is now southwestern Colorado that was mysteriously abandoned about 1150 A.D.

Yeah the Anasazi, revered for their peaceful ways and agriculture, their building amazing structures... and eating people.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2019 04:42 PM (39g3+)

147 Jake Tapper (who is tall and broad-shouldered, with piercing blue eyes) is good, but even more than that, he believes in goodness.

And, he has an unusually keen sense of smell - whether it's the freshly minted currency filling the pockets of powerfully powerful men, or a scurrilous, McCarthyist tweet that unfairly denigrates his sterling character, Jake can smell it from a mile away.

And yes - he's principled enough of a courageous truth-teller to doggedly pursue the dishonest in our midst.

It takes this caliber of man to oppose the rise of a post-factual America, and to attract the attentions of a beautiful ponyologist.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 11, 2019 04:42 PM (AzW6q)

148 The Indians had indentured servants that they scalped if they tried to run off.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 11, 2019 04:42 PM (4e+hS)

149 Flakking for an anti-semetic jihadi to OWN DAH TRUMPERZ!~:

@ananavarro

For those of us who called on @IlhanMN to reconsider her actions, this is a time to recognize she did just that. Apologizing is a sign of strength, not weakness.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 11, 2019 04:42 PM (whUgy)

150
A properly constructed CuckShed, in addition to being a valuable addition to ones property, will also invariably create an addition to ones family.

Posted by: Cucks Everywhere at February 11, 2019 04:42 PM (jYje5)

151 The one thing not investigated are the Macedonia Content Farmers. Those guys are as fast as lightning.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 11, 2019 04:43 PM (2LelM)

152 Cherokees owned black slaves.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 11, 2019 04:43 PM (Lqy/e)

153 146 Speaking of American Indian cannibalism..

http://tinyurl.com/avskvkf

The first unequivocal evidence that American Indians practiced cannibalism has been discovered by researchers studying a small Anasazi settlement in what is now southwestern Colorado that was mysteriously abandoned about 1150 A.D.

Yeah the Anasazi, revered for their peaceful ways and agriculture, their building amazing structures... and eating people.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2019 04:42 PM (39g3+)

Noble savages, in perfect communion with nature and in harmony with other tribes.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 11, 2019 04:43 PM (NWiLs)

154 That stupid shitty movie with Jeff Bridges doing his stupid mouth-full-of-shit voice (again) Hell Or High Water taught me what the word Comanche means.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 11, 2019 04:40 PM (Cadn7)


Yeah ... that movie really sucked donkey shlong.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 11, 2019 04:43 PM (XZlDP)

155 Everyone had slaves. From the beginning of history to around 1900. And today muzzies still do the slave thang.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 11, 2019 04:43 PM (lcEkv)

156 >>It was pretty common practice to steal women from other tribes.


Provided they passed the Pencil Test.

Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2019 04:43 PM (/wAOm)

157 It was pretty common practice to steal women from other tribes.

Posted by: Don Q. at February 11, 2019 04:41 PM (NgKpN)


To steal women from anyone.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 11, 2019 04:44 PM (XZlDP)

158 148 The Indians had indentured servants that they scalped if they tried to run off.
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 11, 2019 04:42 PM (4e+hS)

152 Cherokees owned black slaves.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 11, 2019 04:43 PM (Lqy/e)

Slavery apologists! Racists! White supremacists! Warrgbargle!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 11, 2019 04:44 PM (NWiLs)

159
The first unequivocal evidence that American
Indians practiced cannibalism has been discovered by researchers
studying a small Anasazi settlement in what is now southwestern Colorado
that was mysteriously abandoned about 1150 A.D.



Yeah the Anasazi, revered for their peaceful ways and agriculture, their building amazing structures... and eating people.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2019 04:42 PM (39g3+)


No part went to waste, so totes OK. HATER!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 11, 2019 04:44 PM (ymnmz)

160 Pretty sure the Choctaw never left the Tee-Pee without their Blackface on.

Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2019 04:44 PM (/wAOm)

161 What the fuck does Elizabeth Warren think she's even doing? Is this some kind of Political Fantasy Larp?

Posted by: Max Power at February 11, 2019 04:44 PM (q177U)

162 I remember when the High School had a designated smoking section at our school. Also we had Slave Day, My bother was on Homecoming court so he was "Sold" to some girl who bid for him because he was cute

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Well, you'd better give up any of your White House dreams.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 11, 2019 04:44 PM (+y/Ru)

163 156 >>It was pretty common practice to steal women from other tribes.


Provided they passed the Pencil Test.
Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2019 04:43 PM (/wAOm)

Right or left handed?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 11, 2019 04:44 PM (NWiLs)

164 Twitter is Tapper's DM Bien Phu

Posted by: Hands at February 11, 2019 04:44 PM (786Ro)

165
Delilah made the cut but didn't place. All the placements went to the Big White East-Coast Kennel. I'm sure our little girl and Her Majesty did a great job.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2019 04:45 PM (BWL+E)

166 "I regret that I have but one wife to give for my profession!" -- Jake Tapper
=================

Take mine!

Posted by: Cap'n Cuck Kristol at February 11, 2019 04:45 PM (LISuA)

167 That stupid shitty movie with Jeff Bridges doing his stupid mouth-full-of-shit voice (again) Hell Or High Water taught me what the word Comanche means.


Enemy. I think.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 11, 2019 04:40 PM (Cadn7)


I'm not interested in a flame war over this but I enjoyed that movie a great deal.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 11, 2019 04:45 PM (1pz14)

168 @ananavarro

For those of us who called on @IlhanMN to reconsider her actions, this is a time to recognize she did just that. Apologizing is a sign of strength, not weakness.


Start filing your clitoris, Ana.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 04:45 PM (zmIJL)

169 Yeah, slavery has been part of human existence since humans have been. Mere existance for the bulk of human history has involved a tremendous amount of labor, and having someone you can force to do all that without pay or ability to flee was a huge advantage.

Its tough for moderns to understand this but for every machine or convenience we have, you needed people to do that in the past. Even stuff like collect water or take the poop out of the house, grind grain, heat the house, etc. It was sunrise to sunset labor just to get through the day.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2019 04:46 PM (39g3+)

170 What the fuck does Elizabeth Warren think she's even doing? Is this some kind of Political Fantasy Larp?

-
Maybe she's on a vision quest.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 11, 2019 04:46 PM (+y/Ru)

171 Makes me want to steal his lunch money......

Posted by: kraken at February 11, 2019 04:46 PM (90T4r)

172 Winning.
52% approval for Donnie Two Scoops.
I love it.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 11, 2019 04:46 PM (0tfLf)

173 @ananavarro

For those of us who called on @IlhanMN to reconsider her actions, this is a time to recognize she did just that. Apologizing is a sign of strength, not weakness.


It depends on what you are apologizing for, really.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 11, 2019 04:46 PM (XZlDP)

174
By the way, Suppe's overtures are the only thing of his work that survives. Rossini's operas are immortal, though.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2019 04:46 PM (BWL+E)

175 Tapper: "I think your move makes the story less serious and credible[.] I think you damaged its impact..."

Well that's certainly an objective, non-partisan statement. At this point, it's really hard to tell for whom Tapper is an advocate.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 11, 2019 04:47 PM (6eEQ+)

176 ...at February 11, 2019 04:45 PM

Are you shitting me with these timestamps? Since when is it 2019?!

Posted by: RBG at February 11, 2019 04:47 PM (dzJ3R)

177 "I don't have time for your high school drama club," he said recently in his fourth rapid-fire tweet to a BuzzFeed News reporter...


Looks like Tapper has plenty of time for high school drama club.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 04:47 PM (zmIJL)

178 I'm not interested in a flame war over this but I enjoyed that movie a great deal.
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 11, 2019 04:45 PM (1pz14)

It's a good movie. But I don't care for Jeff Bridges' marble-mouthed slurring either.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 11, 2019 04:47 PM (NWiLs)

179 Tapper must be a narcissist of the first water to believe that *everyone* should make the maintaining of his image the same priority he does. It's not like they would get any benefit out of doing so, other than not being yelled at by him which is apparently not the incentive he thinks it is.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 11, 2019 04:47 PM (uquGJ)

180 The first unequivocal evidence that American Indians practiced cannibalism has been discovered by researchers studying a small Anasazi settlement in what is now southwestern Colorado that was mysteriously abandoned about 1150 A.D.
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There were cannibal tribes, at least by repute, in West Texas as late as the 1810s. The fellow who DiCaprio portrayed took care to avoid them when he hiked from the Gulf Coast to Colorado. This was before the bear incident, though.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 11, 2019 04:47 PM (Hx3Yn)

181

It's true. Whenever he steps in it, he tries to rebuild his Nice Guy
Reputation (which literally no one believes, so I don't know why he
pretends) by finding random stories about veterans to tweet about and
saying, pretty much this bluntly, "I like veterans. If you like
veterans, you should like me, because I like veterans."

Posted by: ace
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Yes, but does he love them sexually?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 11, 2019 04:47 PM (cfSRQ)

182 150


A properly constructed CuckShed, in addition to being a valuable
addition to ones property, will also invariably create an addition to
ones family.

Posted by: Cucks Everywhere at February 11, 2019 04:42 PM (jYje5)

Cuckshed, is that the same as the Sheshed? Is that where they lady goes when she need some "me time" with her fella while the cuck cleans the regular house?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 11, 2019 04:47 PM (ymnmz)

183 My school had a salve auction thing. Dont remember if it was called slave day or any use of the word slave. But people were auction ed off to do work for the buyers like was their car, etc.

This was in the 90s.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 11, 2019 04:48 PM (lcEkv)

184 What the fuck does Elizabeth Warren think she's even doing? Is this some kind of Political Fantasy Larp?

-
Maybe she's on a vision quest.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 11, 2019 04:46 PM

**********

Peyote dudes and dudettes.
Mushrooms are sooooo yesterday.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 11, 2019 04:48 PM (0tfLf)

185 To our valued guests-

While our commitment to diversity and inclusiveness and celebration of diverse Native American cultures is at the core of our mission, we are not able to include cannibalism in our catering services at this time.

The USDA inspectors are still backlogged from the shutdown.

Posted by: Miklos' Tzampotli Family Fun Park and Wedding Venue Park at February 11, 2019 04:48 PM (zCyNd)

186 173 @ananavarro

For those of us who called on @IlhanMN to reconsider her actions, this is a time to recognize she did just that. Apologizing is a sign of strength, not weakness.

Yeah, cause "apologizing" while Dem makes it all right

Posted by: It's me donna at February 11, 2019 04:48 PM (O2RFr)

187 so the dossier is like the play The King In Yellow.

The Repairer of Reputations, Jake Tapper is not.

Posted by: Sporkatus at February 11, 2019 04:48 PM (HtLSE)

188 175 Tapper: "I think your move makes the story less serious and credible[.] I think you damaged its impact..."

Well that's certainly an objective, non-partisan statement. At this point, it's really hard to tell for whom Tapper is an advocate.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 11, 2019 04:47 PM (6eEQ+)

Seriously. What is that supposed to mean?

It sounds like something a campaign worker would say to another one who didn't play the news cycle right by not dropping big news that helps their candidate (or hurts their opponent) at the right time.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 11, 2019 04:48 PM (GBteo)

189 What the fuck does Elizabeth Warren think she's even doing? Is this some kind of Political Fantasy Larp?
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She wants to pocket some sweet, sweet campaign $$$$.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 11, 2019 04:49 PM (Hx3Yn)

190 For those of us who called on @IlhanMN to reconsider her actions, this is a time to recognize she did just that. Apologizing is a sign of strength, not weakness.

And if you have to keep apologizing for the same thing, its a sign of not actually being sorry and having a real problem.

"I'm sorry I hit you baby. Again."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2019 04:49 PM (39g3+)

191 I like chicken tendies. If you like chicken tendies, then you should like me; and if you like me, you should like chicken tendies. In conclusion, chicken tendies are the goodest.

Posted by: Simple Helmet-Wearing Jake Tapper at February 11, 2019 04:49 PM (ppBhU)

192 So, has everyone taken the time to write to Mr. Recil Troxel to wish him a Happy Birthday yet? He's a WWII vet, Pacific Theater. Aren't old vets who like to receive mail just so adorbs?

Posted by: Jake Tapper at February 11, 2019 04:49 PM (zmIJL)

193 177
"I don't have time for your high school drama club," he said recently in
his fourth rapid-fire tweet to a BuzzFeed News reporter...





Looks like Tapper has plenty of time for high school drama club.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 04:47 PM (zmIJL)


Then he bravely flounced away.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 11, 2019 04:50 PM (ymnmz)

194 Speaking of American Indian cannibalism..

http://tinyurl.com/avskvkf

The first unequivocal evidence that American Indians practiced cannibalism has been discovered by researchers studying a small Anasazi settlement in what is now southwestern Colorado that was mysteriously abandoned about 1150 A.D.

Yeah the Anasazi, revered for their peaceful ways and agriculture, their building amazing structures... and eating people.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2019 04:42 PM (39g3+)



Don't forget about us!

...

...

...

You gonna eat those legs you're standing on?

Cuz if not....

Posted by: The Karankawas at February 11, 2019 04:50 PM (9X624)

195 Apologizing is a sign of strength, not weakness.

I apologize for getting caught.

Posted by: t-bird at February 11, 2019 04:50 PM (dzJ3R)

196 O/T, mostly but I've been considering this for the past few days. Between Jake the Fake here, the VA Dims Debacle and the ever expanding cast of characters on the Dim side running for president so far, the image that comes to mind is from an old WW II movie featuring a Japanese Banzai Charge.
Lots of horn blowing, noise and a suicidal rush to overrun the Marines. If it works, and it didn't often work, great! If it doesn't work it provides cover and distraction for another move. I may be paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at February 11, 2019 04:50 PM (vVLnV)

197 My school had a salve auction thing. Dont remember if it was called slave day or any use of the word slave. But people were auction ed off to do work for the buyers like was their car, etc.

This was in the 90s.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 11, 2019 04:48 PM (lcEkv)


There's nothing wrong with play slave auctions. The idea that there is in quite insane.

Blacks are so "sensitive" about anything touching on slavery ... but the slavs don't seem to care too much about it - or anyone else, pretty much all of whom had been enslaved at one point or another.

The fact is, the luckiest blacks in the world are those whose ancestors got to American - no matter how they got here. They should be thanking their stars they were born here. Period. End of story.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 11, 2019 04:51 PM (XZlDP)

198 Its tough for moderns to understand this but for
every machine or convenience we have, you needed people to do that in
the past. Even stuff like collect water or take the poop out of the
house, grind grain, heat the house, etc. It was sunrise to sunset labor
just to get through the day.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Right? I remember hearing my Grandmother telling us how her ancestors used to to carve a router / modem combination from an old log. And don't ever get her started on OLED UHD TVs. It really did take a village.

Posted by: pep at February 11, 2019 04:51 PM (T6t7i)

199 Looks like Jake was totes worried about the Dossier's impact on his reputation but NOT AT ALL worried about its impact on Trump.

Posted by: Hands at February 11, 2019 04:51 PM (786Ro)

200
The Husqvarna tribe had the best lawns.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 11, 2019 04:51 PM (Cadn7)

201 My school had a salve auction thing. Dont remember if it was called slave day or any use of the word slave. But people were auction ed off to do work for the buyers like was their car, etc.

Our church used to have them with the young people, high schoolers. I got bought to do yard work once. Basically a fundraiser, using strong backs to do labor for folks. A neat idea, I thought.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2019 04:51 PM (39g3+)

202 My school had a salve auction thing.
------
I prefer unguent.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 11, 2019 04:51 PM (Hx3Yn)

203 So there was a rebuttal and then another rebuttal? is that re-rebuttal or a
rebuttbuttal?

I'm confused.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'looking for my spark of divinity in my hippocampus' at February 11, 2019 04:51 PM (7CM5W)

204 It really pisses me off that the 3 fuckers from Virginia will have nothing happen to them.

Posted by: It's me donna at February 11, 2019 04:51 PM (O2RFr)

205
Yeah, cause "apologizing" while Dem makes it all right
Posted by: It's me donna


Especially with a wink of the eye and crossed fingers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 11, 2019 04:52 PM (aKsyK)

206 , "I like turtles. If you like turtles, you should like me, because I like turtles."

Posted by: Jake Terrapin at February 11, 2019 04:52 PM (ICWiF)

207 So I guess it was okay for black soldiers to "commit genocide" against Amerindians then, since the Injuns were slave holders. Right?

Just kidding, folks. We're not supposed to talk about the Buffalo Soldiers, except to say that they were brave and good fighters --- which indeed they mostly were.

(Human beings are complicated and so is history, nothing like the cartoon version the Left promulgates.)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 11, 2019 04:52 PM (Rxduq)

208 My school had a salve auction thing.
------
I prefer unguent.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

"As long as you're not using the balm"
--Jackie Chiles, Attorney at law

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2019 04:52 PM (39g3+)

209 Well, there's apologizing.... and then there's lying on your back, peeing yourself apologizing..... ala the cuckerspaniels......

Posted by: kraken at February 11, 2019 04:52 PM (90T4r)

210 Jake T. is the definition of our media right now. Our nation is fucked if the media remains unchanged.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 11, 2019 04:53 PM (0OmEj)

211 It really pisses me off that the 3 fuckers from Virginia will have nothing happen to them.

yet.

Some lawyering up has apparently happened.

Posted by: Adriane the Chronologically Offset Critic ... at February 11, 2019 04:53 PM (LPnfS)

212 I'm sorry you keep making me hit you.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 11, 2019 04:53 PM (LX21o)

213 My school had a salve auction thing.
------
I prefer unguent.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

"As long as you're not using the balm"
--Jackie Chiles, Attorney at law

Hot iron.

Posted by: Miklos' applying pultice to where the hot iron was slapped at February 11, 2019 04:54 PM (zCyNd)

214 Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 11, 2019 04:29 PM (Cadn7)

Cherokee, or so I've read.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 11, 2019 04:54 PM (uquGJ)

215

I'm glad no one will resign in VA.

I was worried that if the Left really did follow through in ousting all those turds, it would show the Left really does take such offenses seriously (which they don't unless done by a political enemy).

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 11, 2019 04:54 PM (Cadn7)

216 I prefer unguent.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 11, 2019 04:51 PM (Hx3Yn)

I prefer oinkment.

Posted by: Miss Piggy at February 11, 2019 04:54 PM (nPGq2)

217 It's not like they would get any benefit out of doing so, other than not being yelled at by him which is apparently not the incentive he thinks it is.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 11, 2019 04:47 PM (uquGJ)

--------

I guess it depends who you are. Clearly people on the Left, like Ben Smith, aren't bothered by it.

But, berating the Right has been remarkably effective (aside from Ace).

Before I quit reading HotAir, I was often confused by their slavish, BDSM gimp-level obsequiousness to Tapper. But now I know why... an actual, factual lefty TV journalist who always eats at the cool kids' table was kind enough to validate their existence by reaching down from his lofty pedestal (on TV!) to digitally contact them. In a DM! Did I mention he's on TV, and totally dreamy, too?

They of course can't risk that extremely important professional (and dare I say personal) relationship with a beautiful, intelligent TV! journalist by raising his righteous ire.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 11, 2019 04:54 PM (AzW6q)

218 The VA Dems are, well, Dems so they will not resign and within a week nobody will ever mention their name gain in the MSM.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 11, 2019 04:55 PM (lcEkv)

219 204 It really pisses me off that the 3 fuckers from Virginia will have nothing happen to them.
Posted by: It's me donna at February 11, 2019 04:51 PM (O2RFr)

Not to worry. Me thinks Candace Owens with her Blexit schtick going on now may make good use of this wicked scandal..

Posted by: sOME mORON at February 11, 2019 04:55 PM (ICWiF)

220 For those of us who called on @IlhanMN to reconsider her actions, this is a time to recognize she did just that. Apologizing is a sign of strength, not weakness.

And her apology was a non apology. Sorry, not sorry. She just had to make herself the victim. It was contrived and forced. She's a fucking idiot. And the voters of the 5th ward should all go stand outside wet for 12 hours. Fucking morons.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 11, 2019 04:55 PM (L3YlV)

221 Harry Paratestes: "It sounds like something a campaign worker would say..."

Yep. That's exactly what that was. He let out his inner political hack. Tapper is yet another operative - perhaps by his own accord or perhaps by employer/industry pressure - posing as a news source.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 11, 2019 04:55 PM (6eEQ+)

222 Rossini operas. A leading character in Rossini's La Cenerentola has a name suited to PDT. Don Magnifico.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 11, 2019 04:55 PM (xzqr4)

223 There is a damned good bit of analytical work by Yaacov Apelbaum that demonstrates that the dossier authors were Nellie Ohr, Ed Baumgartner, and someone who was not a native English speaker, and that Steele actually didn't do much at all to their work product. The bigger story, in his opinion, is that the dossier was not a bespoke document - that there is a network connected to Hakylut that is generally in the business of building databases (on people, businesses, etc.) and can create something like the dossier on many people, not just PDT. https://apelbaum.wordpress.com/ 2018/03/17/ the-mechanics-of-deception/ (remove spaces)

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 11, 2019 04:55 PM (ct0K5)

224 Groundhog Day had a 'servant' auction.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 11, 2019 04:55 PM (TD9KB)

225 "I think your move makes the story less serious and credible[.] I think you damaged its impact," Tapper wrote to Smith


Hmm. So, Tapper was sore because he wanted Dossier to hurt Trump, and thought Buzzfeed Ben was jeopadizing that.

He's a real straight shooter who loves vets.

Posted by: Hands at February 11, 2019 04:55 PM (786Ro)

226 We need ace back on twitter. He could drive a lot of people crazy on there.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 11, 2019 04:55 PM (4e+hS)

227 193 177
"I don't have time for your high school drama club," he said recently in
his fourth rapid-fire tweet to a BuzzFeed News reporter...





Looks like Tapper has plenty of time for high school drama club.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 04:47 PM (zmIJL)


Then he bravely flounced away.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 11, 2019 04:50 PM (ymnmz)

Tapper IS the fucking high school drama club.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 11, 2019 04:55 PM (NWiLs)

228 165
Delilah made the cut but didn't place. All the placements went to the Big White East-Coast Kennel. I'm sure our little girl and Her Majesty did a great job.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2019 04:45 PM (BWL+E)
--------------------------------------
Damn. White supremacists strike again!!!!

Delilah will be back, don't you think?
IIRC, you said she has not quite reached her prime.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 11, 2019 04:55 PM (Rxduq)

229 Cannibalism? So I can claim American Indian then? Brothers!!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 11, 2019 04:56 PM (7CM5W)

230 The Left never really follows through on their faux outrage..... Weinstein in jail ladies????

Posted by: kraken at February 11, 2019 04:56 PM (90T4r)

231 Indonesian police apologised after using a live snake to interrogate a suspect in the easternmost province of Papua.


https://bit.ly/2GlkDnV

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 11, 2019 04:56 PM (fuK7c)

232 I want to take this moment to say that with Justin Verlander's brother Ben dating Alexandra Daddario there's something just unreasonable about that family. They need to share the wealth, and not hog all the hot women.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2019 04:56 PM (39g3+)

233 In the Western tradition, apologizing is really meaningless. There's atonement for sins. A few utterances doesn't really mean jack.

Of course, muslims don't even do atonement. Atonement is for guilt, which is individualistic. muzzies aren't individualists, they're tribalists. They do revenge for shame - public shame. ANd it's always YOUR fault, not theirs. That's why it's always revenge.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 11, 2019 04:56 PM (XZlDP)

234

But THAT'S the Narrative, now: Omar Apologized, And Now All Is Well.


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 11, 2019 04:56 PM (Cadn7)

235 Jake T. is the definition of our media right now. Our nation is fucked if the media remains unchanged.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 11, 2019 04:53 PM (0OmEj)


Not sure it matters. We've developed work arounds to find out what's going on and others can do likewise.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 11, 2019 04:57 PM (1pz14)

236 Indonesian police apologised after using a live snake to interrogate a suspect in the easternmost province of Papua.

"Hey guys I have a new great idea!"
--Arizona Detective

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2019 04:58 PM (39g3+)

237 231 Indonesian police apologised after using a live snake to interrogate a suspect in the easternmost province of Papua.


https://bit.ly/2GlkDnV
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 11, 2019 04:56 PM (fuK7c)

Should have used a dead snake. That's what I always say.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 11, 2019 04:58 PM (GBteo)

238 Jake Tapper is the cool hot girl in HS that every now and then smiles at the NeverTrump nerds. She will never in a million years fuck them and she makes fun of them with the other hot girls. But that smile every 2 weeks means she has their eternal adoration.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 11, 2019 04:58 PM (lcEkv)

239 When you really think about it, entering symbols on a keyboard in order that they should be consumed and translated into understandable concepts within a human brain...
Jake Tapper is already coding.

The code he writes just happens to be horseshit.

Got to Hell,Twitter.

Posted by: adc at February 11, 2019 04:58 PM (cfg4h)

240
Really?

You didn't see this coming?

The Narrative was to eventual become a 'fully healing apology' and to use Omar's bigotry and turn it on President Trump.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 11, 2019 04:58 PM (Cadn7)

241 Is this Jack Tapper's dick on the door mat?

Step on it and listen for who squeals.

Posted by: papertiger at February 11, 2019 04:59 PM (SYEvH)

242 231 Indonesian police apologised after using a live snake to interrogate a suspect in the easternmost province of Papua.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 11, 2019 04:56 PM (fuK7c)
--------------------------
Sheesh.
They expect them to use a dead one?!?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 11, 2019 04:59 PM (Rxduq)

243 From a "pencil test" research.


Researchers, bra manufacturers, and health professionals cannot find any evidence to support the idea that wearing a bra for any amount of time slows breast ptosis.


Set them free, ladies.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 11, 2019 04:59 PM (t6MX/)

244 Indonesian police apologised after using a live snake to interrogate a suspect in the easternmost province of Papua.

https://bit.ly/2GlkDnV
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 11, 2019 04:56 PM



Well dead snakes can't talk, so of course a live snake had to do the interrogation.

Posted by: Hands at February 11, 2019 04:59 PM (786Ro)

245 I like veterinarians.

You should like me.

They're nice to animals.

Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2019 05:00 PM (NLLmE)

246 Posted by: Adriane the Chronologically Offset Critic ... at February 11, 2019 04:53 PM (LPnfS)

Just saw a report that a number of Fairfax's staff have resigned. That would be one way to make him leave.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 11, 2019 05:00 PM (uquGJ)

247
Tapper IS the fucking high school drama club.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 11, 2019 04:55 PM (NWiLs


I was in the hs drama club. We had nobody that was like Jake Tapper; We didn't even have drama queens-just people who liked to act and do tech work, and as far as I could tell, from the shows which I was in, there was only one guy who possibly was gay and he didn't even announce it, So Jake Tapper is in his own drama club .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 11, 2019 05:00 PM (AllCR)

248 132 The Cherokee nation in Oklahoma was not subject to the Emancipation Proclamation or the Reconstruction Amendments, but the Great White Father persuaded them late in the 1860's that it would be a good idea to free their black slaves.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 11, 2019 05:00 PM (ct0K5)

249 238 Jake Tapper is the cool hot girl in HS that every now and then smiles at the NeverTrump nerds. She will never in a million years fuck them and she makes fun of them with the other hot girls. But that smile every 2 weeks means she has their eternal adoration.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 11, 2019 04:58 PM (lcEkv)

Sigh. I miss those occasional hot girl smiles from high school.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 11, 2019 05:00 PM (GBteo)

250 Winning.
52% approval for Donnie Two Scoops.
I love it.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 11, 2019 04:46 PM (0tfLf)
..........

I'm hoping for the suicides to begin. Should be any day now.

Posted by: wth at February 11, 2019 05:00 PM (v0R5T)

251 Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 11, 2019 04:51 PM (Hx3Yn)

I prefer oinkment.
Posted by: Miss Piggy at February 11, 2019 04:54 PM (nPGq2)

Whatever. You told me to go in dry and make you squeal.

Posted by: Kermit at February 11, 2019 05:00 PM (NWiLs)

252 "I don't have time for your high school drama club...," he says, pouting, after trying out for Danny Zuko but being cast as Eugene Florczyk.

Posted by: LASue at February 11, 2019 05:00 PM (XROPS)

253 238
Jake Tapper is the cool hot girl in HS that every now and then smiles at
the NeverTrump nerds. She will never in a million years fuck them and
she makes fun of them with the other hot girls. But that smile every 2
weeks means she has their eternal adoration.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 11, 2019 04:58 PM (lcEkv)
Fast forward two years and she is the girl who gives mouth cuddles through some dingy knot hole to help pay for her beauty school classes.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 11, 2019 05:00 PM (jxbfJ)

254
The wife didn't find it the least bit amusing the time I snaked the toilet with an actual snake.

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 11, 2019 05:00 PM (jYje5)

255 NJ Gov stoled Ace's time machine!


@Breaking911 6m

#BREAKING: New Jersey Governor Declares State of Emergency Starting at Midnight

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 11, 2019 05:01 PM (whUgy)

256 I like veterans, and apple pie, and baseball, and ripping your throat out with my debil keyboard on the downlow.

Not necessarily in that order. Right, Jake?

Trump never takes an insult lying down; he picks a weakness or two and lays into the insulter with gusto. Usually repeatedly. Often with insulting plays on their names.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 11, 2019 05:01 PM (Z4rgH)

257 "Papua's police spokesman, Ahmad Musthofa Kamal..."

But would he walk a mile for one?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2019 05:01 PM (nPGq2)

258 Veteran loving Jake tries to use a military phrase ("step on your crank") and f*cks it up.

Real men step on their own dicks, Jakey.

Posted by: Dick Poulin at February 11, 2019 05:01 PM (Cozcj)

259 Running way behind Harry Paratestes and Margarita Deville.

Posted by: Hands at February 11, 2019 05:01 PM (786Ro)

260 Cross country bus trip... Jake Tapper or Jim Acosta in the seat next to you?

Posted by: Weasel at February 11, 2019 04:35 PM (MVjcR)

This sounds like a Twilight Zone episode where everyone on board is really just in Hell and doesn't know it.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at February 11, 2019 05:01 PM (dKiJG)

261 Everyone knows Omar is not sorry about one. damned. thing. she said. She did noises out of her orifice, that the Media Complex can do their smoke show with. Everyone knows this.

Posted by: kraken at February 11, 2019 05:01 PM (90T4r)

262 Fast forward two years and she is the girl who gives mouth cuddles through some dingy knot hole to help pay for her beauty school classes.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 11, 2019 05:00 PM (jxbfJ)

Mouth cuddles are where its at.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 11, 2019 05:01 PM (GBteo)

263 Fast forward two years and she is the girl who gives mouth cuddles through some dingy knot hole to help pay for her beauty school classes.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 11, 2019 05:00 PM (jxbfJ)

Damn bruh where did you go to HS?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 11, 2019 05:01 PM (lcEkv)

264 Indonesian police apologised after using a live snake to interrogate a suspect in the easternmost province of Papua.
..........

Shoulda went with the pygmy cannibals instead.

Posted by: wth at February 11, 2019 05:02 PM (v0R5T)

265

So the question becomes: did eliesabeth warren's great great granpappy own slaves?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 11, 2019 05:02 PM (Cadn7)

266 231
Indonesian police apologised after using a live snake to interrogate a suspect in the easternmost province of Papua.





https://bit.ly/2GlkDnV

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 11, 2019 04:56 PM (fuK7c)

Excuse me while I whip this out.
Now answer the question!

Posted by: Sherriff Bart at February 11, 2019 05:02 PM (8iiMU)

267 Indonesian police apologised after using a live snake to interrogate a suspect in the easternmost province of Papua.


pfffffft.

Posted by: Candiru at February 11, 2019 05:02 PM (T6t7i)

268 I was in the hs drama club. We had nobody that was like Jake Tapper; We didn't even have drama queens-just people who liked to act and do tech work, and as far as I could tell, from the shows which I was in, there was only one guy who possibly was gay and he didn't even announce it, So Jake Tapper is in his own drama club .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 11, 2019 05:00 PM (AllCR)

That was an awful lot of words just to say you agree with me.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 11, 2019 05:02 PM (NWiLs)

269

Tapper sure thinks he has some sort of "gravitas," doesn't he?

Building up a persona, only for Ace to wipe the floors with it, lol.

They are no different than any person you walk past on the street, although they probably have more integrity and grace (and actual intelligence) than any media talking head.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 11, 2019 05:02 PM (OKeCc)

270 Damn it!
Here I was minding my own business, reading along as more global warming falls and you go and mention Alexandra Daddario.
I'll be taking a hot soapy shower.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 11, 2019 05:03 PM (0tfLf)

271 257 "Papua's police spokesman, Ahmad Musthofa Kamal..."

Bad career for a guy with no filter.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 11, 2019 05:03 PM (NWiLs)

272 That gif of Tapper and Tater in the John Ekdahl twitter thread needs to be integrated into this post.

Posted by: Xander Crews at February 11, 2019 05:03 PM (miXS6)

273 you don't need to pay a passionate cocksucker to suck a cock, is what I'm saying.

Posted by: ace


I hear you.

He's a true believer. But a whooooolllee lotta folks was getting paid by Fusion GPS to push this shit, and I would love to find out who they were.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 11, 2019 05:03 PM (2eKoI)

274 It does seem awfully bizarre to accuse someone else of stepping on your dick. I always thought that was more of a solo activity.

Posted by: LASue at February 11, 2019 05:03 PM (XROPS)

275 WHOA, WHOA!!!

Assumes facts not in evidence. Does Tapper actually have a dick or this all metaphorical?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 11, 2019 05:04 PM (pw+jk)

276 Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 11, 2019 04:58 PM (lcEkv)
Fast
forward two years and she is the girl who gives mouth cuddles through
some dingy knot hole to help pay for her beauty school classes.


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 11, 2019 05:00 PM (jxbfJ)

Ace's poetry skills are rubbing off, like Jake Tapper's hands...




Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 11, 2019 05:04 PM (8iiMU)

277 My school had a salve auction thing.
------
I prefer unguent.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

"As long as you're not using the balm"
--Jackie Chiles, Attorney at law

Hot iron.
Posted by: Miklos

I prefer unguent.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

I prefer oinkment.
Posted by: Miss Piggy



McDonalds french fries oil is to die for.

Posted by: Shep at February 11, 2019 05:04 PM (786Ro)

278 Researchers, bra manufacturers, and health professionals cannot find any evidence to support the idea that wearing a bra for any amount of time slows breast ptosis.

Well there are other reasons for wearing bras than sagging but... if you wear them all the time (in bed, sleeping etc) it does make a difference, based on my ex-fiancee's rack. They were real, they were magnificent, and they were still perky in her late 30s. Not sure its worth the annoyance and discomfort, though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2019 05:04 PM (39g3+)

279 263
Fast forward two years and she is the girl who gives mouth cuddles
through some dingy knot hole to help pay for her beauty school classes.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 11, 2019 05:00 PM (jxbfJ)



Damn bruh where did you go to HS?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 11, 2019 05:01 PM (lcEkv)
There was very little to brag about where I went to HS. There was a peep hole between the girls boys locker rooms. It was the guys who were plugging the hole with paper towels so as to not be traumatized by what couldn't be unseen.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 11, 2019 05:04 PM (jxbfJ)

280 State of emergency for some mixed rain and snow?But the border is not an emergency,right numbnuts?

Posted by: steevy at February 11, 2019 05:04 PM (BXMxN)

281 Cross country bus trip... Jake Tapper or Jim Acosta in the seat next to you?

Posted by: Weasel at February 11, 2019 04:35 PM (MVjcR)

Since I like a good fight, I'd like to be right in between them. They would move before I would.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 11, 2019 05:04 PM (TD9KB)

282
Whatever. You told me to go in dry and make you squeal.
Posted by: Kermit


Kermit Gosnell?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 11, 2019 05:04 PM (aKsyK)

283 88 AoS Historians (which is all of you, it seems), is it true that the Commanche Native Americans used to own African indentured servants, and even fought on the side of the Confederates?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter

Her name was Great great great Granny Warren and she had a couple of indentured slaves from Virginia named the Coonman. They were the best left handed shots in all of the confederacy.

Posted by: Minnfidel
---------
Pure poetry right there...

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 11, 2019 05:04 PM (7BjFu)

284 >>I prefer unguent.


BalmwitdaBalm

Posted by: Kid Rock at February 11, 2019 05:04 PM (/wAOm)

285 Indonesian police apologised after using a live snake to interrogate a suspect in the easternmost province of Papua.

I'm very tired, so this made me laugh. Maybe it's not as funny to people who feel well rested.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 11, 2019 05:04 PM (AllCR)

286 Here I was minding my own business, reading along as more global warming falls and you go and mention Alexandra Daddario.

I'll be taking a hot soapy shower.



She has her strong points. No, I'm talking about her eyes. One could get lost for days in those. Okay, the other things too.

Posted by: pep at February 11, 2019 05:05 PM (T6t7i)

287 Jake has moved on to the gheys. You should like me, because I like diick. Well I might not suck it, but I sure would hold it in my mouth for awhile. DM me.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 11, 2019 05:05 PM (IKjSy)

288 Cross country bus trip... Jake Tapper or Jim Acosta in the seat next to you?

Posted by: Weasel at February 11, 2019 04:35 PM (MVjcR)

This sounds like a Twilight Zone episode where everyone on board is really just in Hell and doesn't know it.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio a


Do I have my Garrote with me or not? Is there prison in Hell?

I have questions.

Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2019 05:05 PM (NLLmE)

289 Lol! Steve Schmidt stomps off "bullshit" podcast in a snit:

https://tinyurl.com/yy27jw4w

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 05:05 PM (ptqGC)

290


Burning Down the House

Watch out you might get what you're after
Boom babies strange but not a stranger
I'm an ordinary guy
Burning down the house
Hold tight wait till the party's over
Hold tight We're in for nasty weather
There has got to be a way
Burning down the house
Here's your ticket pack your bag
Time for jumpin' overboard
The transportation is here
Close enough but not too far,
Maybe you know where you are
Fightin' fire with fire
All wet! Hey you might need a raincoat
Shakedown! Dreams walking in broad daylight
Three hun-dred six-ty five de-grees
Burning down the house
It was once upon a place sometimes I listen to myself
Gonna come in first place
People on their way to work and baby what did you expect Gonna burst
Official 2020 DNC theme song as approved by momma P

Posted by: Publius Erectius Ignoramus (formerly functionally erect) at February 11, 2019 05:05 PM (qdINy)

291 I prefer oinkment.
Posted by: Miss Piggy at February 11, 2019 04:54 PM (nPGq2)

That breaks the Emollient clause. Impeach!

Posted by: Jake Tapper at February 11, 2019 05:05 PM (zmIJL)

292 Cross country bus trip... Jake Tapper or Jim Acosta in the seat next to you?

Posted by: Weasel at February 11, 2019 04:35 PM (MVjcR)

One Gun, One Bullet, Shoot yourself

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 11, 2019 05:06 PM (bim/x)

293 Cross country bus trip... Jake Tapper or Jim Acosta in the seat next to you?



Posted by: Weasel at February 11, 2019 04:35 PM (MVjcR)



This sounds like a Twilight Zone episode where everyone on board is really just in Hell and doesn't know it.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at February 11, 2019 05:01 PM (dKiJG)

===
And it is all tunnels, all the time.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 11, 2019 05:06 PM (pw+jk)

294 There was a peep hole between the girls boys locker
rooms. It was the guys who were plugging the hole with paper towels so
as to not be traumatized by what couldn't be unseen.


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed


So....you went to Fire Island HS?

Posted by: pep at February 11, 2019 05:06 PM (T6t7i)

295

Tapity Tap Tap Taaaap it in

Posted by: Sphynx at February 11, 2019 05:06 PM (rXie1)

296 All these journalists, opinion writers, and talking heads that we used to think, in our desperation, were sort of on our side. Including Tapper I believe.

Seems like 50 years ago now.

I feel kind of embarassed about how thin was the illusion required to fool me. These grifters did their acts like trained monkeys and I just accepted it at face value. It's a level of naivete comparable to a stone-age tribesman thinking a photograph of him has stolen his soul.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 11, 2019 05:07 PM (avLPE)

297 243 From a "pencil test" research.


Researchers, bra manufacturers, and health professionals cannot find any evidence to support the idea that wearing a bra for any amount of time slows breast ptosis.


Set them free, ladies.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 11, 2019 04:59 PM (t6MX/)


I hope this study wasn't conducted with my tax dollars, mainly because I'm sad I didn't think of doing it first.

This is an important development in the world of science.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 11, 2019 05:07 PM (Z4rgH)

298 From a "pencil test" research.





Researchers, bra manufacturers, and health professionals cannot find
any evidence to support the idea that wearing a bra for any amount of
time slows breast ptosis.





Set them free, ladies.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 11, 2019 04:59 PM (t6MX/)


Knew a gal that used to joke she could not pass the pencil sharpener test. The old-school, hand-cranked type.

Massive tracts of land.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 11, 2019 05:07 PM (QLvwG)

299 Captain Hate: "Not sure it matters. We've developed work arounds to find out what's going on and others can do likewise."

During the last stages of the USSR, people really developed a knack for reading between the lines. That's where the American public is - well, an increasing number anyway - WRT the MFM. We know they're lying. The question is what are they lying about besides everything. What are they not saying?

So we, as Deplorables, have more in common with the Soviet People than our own domestic Apparatchiks.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 11, 2019 05:07 PM (6eEQ+)

300 Anyone else notice how the news is always making everything about Trump personally, instead of his administration? When Obama did something, it was always "The Obama administration." Just another thing that bugs me.

Posted by: LASue at February 11, 2019 05:07 PM (XROPS)

301 259 Running way behind Harry Paratestes and Margarita Deville.
Posted by: Hands at February 11, 2019 05:01 PM (786Ro)
---------------------------
GMTA of course!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 11, 2019 05:07 PM (Rxduq)

302 A shot across Erick's bow! Ahoy!
https://twitter.com/DoubleD2k15/status/
1095032812388917249

Posted by: andycanuck at February 11, 2019 05:07 PM (Evws/)

303 143 122 Wait...the indians owned slaves?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 11, 2019 04:37 PM (yTfbH)
-----
Yeah...and, further West, the Navajo were notorious for being slavers, usually captured from neighboring tribes.
----------------------
All tribes did the slave thing. Its booty of battle. Then the white man showed up and introduced horses which really got the Indians attention.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 11, 2019 04:41 PM (2LelM)


There is a famous photo of a young girl with a Tattoo on her face, She was Kidnapped and was a slave to some tribe then sold off to another who tattooed her to mark her a slave, then the Army heard about her a White Woman with the tribe and they demanded to see her and she was hidden then the Army demanded she be sent back to her family.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at February 11, 2019 05:07 PM (dKiJG)

304 One book, "I like Sipping penis by Jake Tapper."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 11, 2019 05:07 PM (pw+jk)

305 Cross country bus trip... Jake Tapper or Jim Acosta in the seat next to you?

Posted by: Weasel at February 11, 2019 04:35 PM (MVjcR)

Definitely Jake Tapper.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 11, 2019 05:08 PM (AllCR)

306 My school had a salve auction thing.
------
I prefer unguent.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

"As long as you're not using the balm"
--Jackie Chiles, Attorney at law

Hot iron.
Posted by: Miklos

I prefer unguent.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

I prefer oinkment.
Posted by: Miss Piggy


McDonalds french fries oil is to die for.
Posted by: Shep at February 11, 2019 05:04 PM

These puns are pomade in Heaven.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 05:08 PM (zmIJL)

307 did eliesabeth warren's great great granpappy own slaves? Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter

No, he just shot an Indian. A real Indian.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 11, 2019 05:08 PM (Ndje9)

308 "Cross country bus trip... Jake Tapper or Jim Acosta in the seat next to you?"

1911 to the head. It would be less painful

Posted by: Marcus T at February 11, 2019 05:08 PM (IKjSy)

309 Cross country bus trip... Jake Tapper or Jim Acosta in the seat next to you?

Posted by: Weasel at February 11, 2019 04:35 PM (MVjcR)

Since I like a good fight, I'd like to be right in between them. They would move before I would.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 11, 2019 05:04

**********

I'm guessing a pillow fight.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 11, 2019 05:09 PM (0tfLf)

310 4 What were the national security implications of the peeing prostitutes?
__________________

Look, it's fine for Obama to be entertaining cop-killing rappers and drug dealers in the WH with taxpayer money, but we draw the line at a private citizen getting pissed on by prostitutes in Russia at his own expense! It offends the dignity of the Office of President-Elect that our beloved Chocolate Messiah endowed with such holiness, peace be upon him!

Posted by: Deep State Conspirators at February 11, 2019 05:09 PM (fqUgw)

311 One book, "I like Sipping penis by Jake Tapper."
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 11, 2019 05:07 PM (pw+jk)

--------

I think he called that one "Hellfire Club." Though it's his Mary Sue "Charlie" that sips the penis.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 11, 2019 05:09 PM (AzW6q)

312 Japanese Banzai Charge . . .
Lots of horn blowing, noise and a suicidal rush to overrun the Marines. If it works, and it didn't often work, great! If it doesn't work it provides cover and distraction for another move. I may be paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society


Mostly Banzai charges weren't an attempt to distract from something else, they were just a bat-shit crazy last ditch charge for the sake of "glory" (and also not being eventually dynamited/napalmed out of a dirty hole in the ground).

Trump's role in the 2020 DemonRat Banzai Charge will be, of course, the Gyrene with a platoon of .50 Cal. MG's and unlimited ammunition waiting for the Japanese to get within a 100 feet.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 11, 2019 05:10 PM (2eKoI)

313 303 The Five Civilized tribes in Oklahoma, or I should say members of the tribes, owned black slaves. Indian Territory was slave and Kansas was free.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 11, 2019 05:11 PM (ct0K5)

314 Okay, this is weird. You guys start talking about the pencil test, and suddenly I'm getting bra ads.

Posted by: pep at February 11, 2019 05:11 PM (T6t7i)

315 "Cross country bus trip... Jake Tapper or Jim Acosta in the seat next to you?"

Which one would you feel least guilt about clocking so they are unconscious the rest of the ride? Tapper would probably ignore you with nose held high in the air while furiously typing DM's on his phone because you're little people. Acosta would never shut up about himself and how great he is.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2019 05:11 PM (39g3+)

316 nood, abortion

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 11, 2019 05:11 PM (GBteo)

317 I like veterans.

Posted by: Tony Curtis at February 11, 2019 05:12 PM (sINMF)

318 I think your move makes the story less serious and credible

If I understand this correctly, "the move" was publishing the evidence. That's what undermined his case.

Posted by: t-bird at February 11, 2019 05:12 PM (n6bs1)

319 Jake Trapper? Is that some kind of allegorical trouser snake reference?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 11, 2019 05:13 PM (37IEG)

320 Okay, this is weird. You guys start talking about the pencil test, and suddenly I'm getting bra ads.
Posted by: pep at February 11, 2019 05:11 PM (T6t7i)

***********

Pics?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 11, 2019 05:13 PM (0tfLf)

321 Cross country bus trip... Jake Tapper or Jim Acosta in the seat next to you?

Ya know, family lore says I'm part Anasazi, Jake, and there's not a lot of food on this trip...

Posted by: t-bird at February 11, 2019 05:14 PM (dzJ3R)

322 Funny how Blumenthal keeps turning up like a bad penny.

Fusion GPS too.

If only the GOP had a Wartime Consiglierre, instead of a Surrender Gracefully Cuck Fetish.

We are going to need a new party post-Trump.

Posted by: Fenrisulven at February 11, 2019 05:15 PM (CzoC2)

323 "Cross country bus trip... Jake Tapper or Jim Acosta in the seat next to you?"

1911 to the head. It would be less painful.

Posted by: Marcus T


Actually, I've already won this one. I was unfortunate to sit behind Sen. Ron Wyden from Oregon once on a flight from LA to NYC back when he was in the House of Reps in the mid-80s.

The man has the most irritating voice in the history of voices. It was everything I could do not to hijack the plane and fly it into the ground.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 11, 2019 05:17 PM (2eKoI)

324 Hadrian, Thank you for keeping us informed about the Westminster. Delilah is a beautiful borzoi. We are pleased she made the cut. Sorry she did not place. Surely next year will be her special time. Wishing your lady and the pup safe travel home.

Posted by: Mrs. JTB at February 11, 2019 05:19 PM (bmdz3)

325 Lamentably late, but en fuego!

Posted by: That Guy who shouts "En fuego!" at February 11, 2019 05:20 PM (DMUuz)

326 If somehow our world had Ace producing "Tucker",(or acting as Tucker's Ed McMahon), they'd end up with their own highly rated tv station.

Posted by: The Invisible Hand at February 11, 2019 05:30 PM (YpRda)

327 OT Apparently Jussie Meatparms neighbors are all racist MAGA types that disbelieve his compelling assault in fifteen degrees Shitcago at 2AM.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yywjsdoc

Posted by: WR at February 11, 2019 05:32 PM (O9JR8)

328 Acosta hands down so I could rip the mic out of his hands beat him over the head and shove it somewhere he would enjoy.

Posted by: Publius Erectius Ignoramus (formerly functionally erect) at February 11, 2019 05:46 PM (qdINy)

329 Screw them all, big or small.

They have converted me to the dark side. I am finding it harder and harder to separate the political from the personal even among people who are simply misinformed and not hardcore leftists.

Posted by: Keith at February 11, 2019 05:54 PM (jdGlx)

330 Tapper's wife's favorite restaurant is apparently Comet Pizza of pizzagate Fame. Whether true or not, that is a perverted place

Posted by: Oddnot at February 11, 2019 06:20 PM (FdLWn)

331 So Jakey wanted to play the old Tailgunner Joe "I have here in my hand a list of names" game, did he? Too bad.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at February 11, 2019 08:35 PM (IKtL/)

332 154 they got that last diner pretty much right...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at February 11, 2019 08:50 PM (IKtL/)

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