The Morning Rant

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"The butterball powerbottoms in the MSM (and what a useful phrase that is, thanks, ace!) would have you believe that their hatred for President Trump is shared by everyone outside of our borders. Yes, everyone in the world hates him except for a few dozen gap-toothed mouth-breathers who voted for him and then managed to game the Electoral College (possibly with the collusion of some shady Russian interests) to get him elected. So the whole world is laughing at us and everybody thinks he's a clown. So they won't tell you about things such as the Viareggio Carnival in Italy which unironically featured a float with a yuuge 'God Emperor Trump' character from Warhammer 40K. Yes, there have been other puppet-head displays in foreign countries that have mocked him, particularly in Germany, as does pretty much every American president, yes, even Obama, but the reality is not as CNN presents it. I think the MSM is mainly projecting their own hatreds and fears onto the rest of the world. Watch the video below."





Another View:


More background on this festival here.



Communism By Another Name:

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Who Dese:

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One should be fairly easy to identify, the other two will be more difficult, particularly for those of us who aren't all that familiar with Italian cinema. The larger view is spectacular.



Who Dis:

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One is obvious, the other perhaps not so much.

Friday's celebrities: B Bardot and Jack Nicholson.



Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought By Donald Trump's Breakfast (His Stack Is Always Bigger Than Everyone Else's):

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(h/t, as usual, to Food Porn on Twitter)

Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:15 AM




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1 Hello GP!

Posted by: engineer at February 11, 2019 11:12 AM (G1biJ)

2 Italy recently elected a non-tyrant, right?

If true, maybe there's hope for them after all.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 11, 2019 11:12 AM (yTfbH)

3 Corgis called.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 11, 2019 11:13 AM (yTfbH)

4 Love that green toon

Posted by: Vic at February 11, 2019 11:14 AM (mpXpK)

5 Ah. monkey thread redux

Thanks, OM. That Italian parade float is hilarious and disturbing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2019 11:14 AM (I2dne)

6 Make it a great week. How bout that social safety net provided to fetuses in new your

Posted by: Bye Gone at February 11, 2019 11:14 AM (C4WwT)

7 Hey monkey! Joan Collins

Posted by: zeera at February 11, 2019 11:14 AM (+UeSQ)

8 How in the heck could you eat that many pancakes at one time?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 11, 2019 11:14 AM (JUOKG)

9 Top ten!

Posted by: CA Token at February 11, 2019 11:14 AM (6gUbn)

10 2 Italy recently elected a non-tyrant, right?

If true, maybe there's hope for them after all.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 11, 2019 11:12 AM (yTfbH)

Italy had started to realize how toxic the Left is, and from what I've read, the pendulum is swinging to the right quite vigorously.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at February 11, 2019 11:14 AM (J+mig)

11 york sorry auoto speell got me

Posted by: Bye Gone at February 11, 2019 11:15 AM (C4WwT)

12 It's Sofia Scicolone and I don't know what you're talking about about there being other people in the picture.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 11, 2019 11:15 AM (fuK7c)

13 1 Hello GP!

Posted by: engineer at February 11, 2019 11:12 AM (G1biJ)


Ook!

Posted by: GP at February 11, 2019 11:15 AM (wem1b)

14 Trump should get the Dems to fund $5B of high tech monitoring for the border, and then use it to create an army of those animatronic Trumps to patrol.

Posted by: blaster at February 11, 2019 11:15 AM (9VeU0)

15 Sophia Loren on the left. Loved that pic of her starring down Jayne Mansfield's tit which were out to fall out of her dress.

Posted by: Vic at February 11, 2019 11:15 AM (mpXpK)

16 Steve Jobs and Paul Allen?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 11, 2019 11:16 AM (fuK7c)

17 Do we feature other world leaders in our parade floats? If not, why not?

Posted by: Emmie at February 11, 2019 11:16 AM (4HMW8)

18 The girl on the right can smile at me all day long if she would care to.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 11, 2019 11:16 AM (ymnmz)

19 Dibs on the woman on the right.

Posted by: Vanya, Toxically Masculine at February 11, 2019 11:16 AM (7PLM4)

20 I wonder if the Italians would sell us their Trump God so we can install it on the mall. We may have to scale it up to dwarf the Capitol.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 11, 2019 11:16 AM (2LelM)

21 Did they intentionally line up according to cup size?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 11, 2019 11:16 AM (xfb67)

22 How come power bottoms always look like human penises?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 11, 2019 11:16 AM (pw+jk)

23 Larry, Mo and Shemp (I know it's not Curly) during their transgendered phase.

Posted by: engineer at February 11, 2019 11:16 AM (G1biJ)

24 Not sure about the chick n the right but the one in the middle is definitely Coonman

Posted by: REDACTED at February 11, 2019 11:16 AM (RZ6R1)

25 oh how I love that God-Emperor float! I want to see a military parade in Washington DC with that out in front of 5 blocks worth of tanks.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2019 11:17 AM (Kpl3J)

26 Trump should use that design as part of his wall. Maybe put one up every 100 feet or so. Future civilizations will regard it as great art.

Great Wall of America > Great Wall of China.

Posted by: SH at February 11, 2019 11:17 AM (sX1BW)

27 Umm, guys, the one on the right is a man.

But, hey, identifies as a woman, so have at it.

Posted by: blaster at February 11, 2019 11:17 AM (9VeU0)

28 It's an Italian theme! The two guys are DeNiro and somebody who could be Sean Penn except he would be too old. The hotties are Sophia Loren and Italian women to be named later. Yeah, I go nothin, save for a fresh cup of coffee.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 11, 2019 11:17 AM (RD7QR)

29 21 Did they intentionally line up according to cup size?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 11, 2019 11:16 AM (xfb67)


I was actually wondering that myself.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at February 11, 2019 11:17 AM (wem1b)

30 Italican TGE Trump is glorious, but why did they put a hammer and sickle on his right shoulder? And whose little head is above the hammer and sickle?

Posted by: Hands at February 11, 2019 11:17 AM (786Ro)

31 REPEAT

FLAMING SKULL


Recall
those ATIFA thugs who are now on trial for attacking those two

Marines. Well it turns out that they had connections with high level

Democrats including Mouthy Mad Maxine.











https://tinyurl.com/y2gza3hv

Posted by: Vic at February 11, 2019 11:17 AM (mpXpK)

32 Yay, Gorilla Pundit!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 11, 2019 11:18 AM (Ki5SV)

33 https://tinyurl.com/y2gza3hv
Posted by: Vic at February 11, 2019 11:17 AM (mpXpK)


Local news story. Nothing to see here. Move along.

Posted by: GoldDust at February 11, 2019 11:18 AM (skFw3)

34 Did they intentionally line up according to cup size?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 11, 2019 11:16 AM (xfb67)

I was actually wondering that myself.

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Its really great staging TBH. Your eyes naturally move from right to left. Would be awkward the other way.

Posted by: SH at February 11, 2019 11:18 AM (sX1BW)

35 28 It's an Italian theme! The two guys are DeNiro and somebody who could be Sean Penn except he would be too old. The hotties are Sophia Loren and Italian women to be named later. Yeah, I go nothin, save for a fresh cup of coffee.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 11, 2019 11:17 AM (RD7QR)


You've the high scorer so far.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at February 11, 2019 11:19 AM (wem1b)

36 Okay, I actually clicked through and looked at the TGE Trump float more closely. His sword's hilt guard has Twitter birds on it. That is brilliant.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2019 11:19 AM (I2dne)

37 talican TGE Trump is glorious, but why did they put a hammer and sickle on his right shoulder? And whose little head is above the hammer and sickle?
Posted by: Hands at February 11, 2019 11:17 AM (786Ro)

I think they mean it to be an insult to Trump, but it's so cool looking that their intent gets lost.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 11, 2019 11:19 AM (NFEMn)

38 https://tinyurl.com/y2gza3hv
Posted by: Vic at February 11, 2019 11:17 AM (mpXpK)

Dumb question, do you have a non-tiny link? Work doesn't like tiny links.

(I promise I'm not trying to send you to the barrel.)

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 11, 2019 11:19 AM (yTfbH)

39 Monkey two threads in a row!

Posted by: Surfperch at February 11, 2019 11:19 AM (QSdIk)

40 Recall
those ATIFA thugs who are now on trial for attacking those two

Marines. Well it turns out that they had connections with high level

Democrats including Mouthy Mad Maxine. "

They managed to cover up the ties between Dick Durbin and the guy who shot Steve Scalise, they're confidant that their friends in the MSM will make this go away quickly.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2019 11:20 AM (Kpl3J)

41 OK, the left is Sophia Loren, the one on the right is, I believe, Silvana Pampanini (I've posted pics of her before). I need to check my books to see who that third girl is.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 11, 2019 11:20 AM (Ki5SV)

42 Bandersnatch #12: It's Sofia Silicone

Really? They all look real to me.
____

ICYMI, Supreme Court group photo, RBG lives.

http://mindfulwebworks.com/radical/ginsberg-pike.jpg

Posted by: mindful webworker tangled in baling wire at February 11, 2019 11:20 AM (cNEwX)

43 Gerard Depardieu next to DeNiro?

Posted by: Hands at February 11, 2019 11:20 AM (786Ro)

44 Unless of course the whole thing is just satire and they actually hate Trump. That is also a possibility.

But I choose to take it seriously. It's my truth.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2019 11:20 AM (I2dne)

45 I wonder what GP would say if you hung a gorilla skeleton in front of him.

Posted by: blaster at February 11, 2019 11:20 AM (9VeU0)

46 31 REPEAT

FLAMING SKULL
Recall
those ATIFA thugs who are now on trial for attacking those two

Marines. Well it turns out that they had connections with high level

Democrats including Mouthy Mad Maxine.


https://tinyurl.com/y2gza3hv
Posted by: Vic

===================================

Nothing will come of it. There is no Rule of Law any more.

Posted by: Guzalot at February 11, 2019 11:20 AM (prSvo)

47

Hey there, GP. We were just talking about one of your cousins.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 11, 2019 11:21 AM (HaL55)

48 I propose a Fat Tax! Fat people use more resources! Tax them by the pound!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'looking for my spark of divinity in my hippocampus' at February 11, 2019 11:21 AM (FJqw3)

49 I hope PDT borrows that God Emperor Trump for his next inaugural parade.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 11:21 AM (ptqGC)

50 Denver teachers go on strike after failing to reach pay deal

Of course .. it's for the children

Posted by: SMOD at February 11, 2019 11:21 AM (QkjLD)

51 The ANTIFA whole link, remove space

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/ antifa-activist-facing-assault-charges-was-tied-to-democratic-policymakers

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 11, 2019 11:21 AM (pw+jk)

52 De Niro and Gerard Depardieu

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 11, 2019 11:21 AM (wYseH)

53 50 Denver teachers go on strike after failing to reach pay deal

- - - -

Cool, they're all fired.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 11, 2019 11:21 AM (yTfbH)

54 43 Gerard Depardieu next to DeNiro?

Posted by: Hands at February 11, 2019 11:20 AM (786Ro)


Bingo!

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at February 11, 2019 11:21 AM (wem1b)

55 I think they mean it to be an insult to Trump, but it's so cool looking that their intent gets lost.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 11, 2019 11:19 AM (NFEMn)
+++++++++
Likely. Pro-top for the Italians: Don't make your effigies so flattering.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2019 11:21 AM (I2dne)

56 http://mindfulwebworks.com/radical/ginsberg-pike.jpg
Posted by: mindful webworker tangled in baling wire at February 11, 2019 11:20 AM (cNEwX)


I wish Thomas would reach over and punch Roberts right in the nads.

Posted by: GoldDust at February 11, 2019 11:21 AM (skFw3)

57 Okay the lady in the middle is Gina Lollabrigida.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2019 11:22 AM (Kpl3J)

58 And I agree with Bandersnatch...there is only one woman in that photo.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 11, 2019 11:22 AM (wYseH)

59 Denver teachers go on strike after failing to reach pay deal

Of course .. it's for the children
=====

That pot habit ain't gonna pay for itself, ya know!

Posted by: Denver Teachers at February 11, 2019 11:22 AM (zsXs4)

60 In the next SJW Ghostbusters remake, God Emperor Trump will be chosen as the form of the destroyer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 11:22 AM (ptqGC)

61 sophia loren before she started wearing giant elton john glasses.

Posted by: angst hill at February 11, 2019 11:22 AM (KdryZ)

62 No idea who any of those people are. On the other hand, I'm ill and exhausted.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 11, 2019 11:22 AM (AB9tT)

63 Trump sucks so bad he is over 50% approval while Macron and Merkel are in the low teens. Yeah some real suck there.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 11, 2019 11:23 AM (pw+jk)

64 Guy on right Joachim Phoenix

Posted by: flmomof4 at February 11, 2019 11:23 AM (bEXWJ)

65 Italy understands. They will be spared and given a place of honor when the Burning Times come.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 11, 2019 11:23 AM (xJa6I)

66 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 11, 2019 11:23 AM (IXZGh)

67 Ford Says Its New 7.3-Liter V8 Can Fit In The F-150

Apparently, it's not a choo-choo

Posted by: SMOD at February 11, 2019 11:23 AM (QkjLD)

68 41 OK, the left is Sophia Loren, the one on the right is, I believe, Silvana Pampanini (I've posted pics of her before). I need to check my books to see who that third girl is.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 11, 2019 11:20 AM (Ki5SV)


I figured if anyone recognized Pampanini, it would be you.

Or AtC. But yes, it's SP.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at February 11, 2019 11:23 AM (wem1b)

69 OK, if my book Viva Vamp! is right, the middle girl is Pampanini and the one on the right Lea Massari, whom I've never heard of.


Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 11, 2019 11:24 AM (Ki5SV)

70 I propose a Fat Tax! Fat people use more resources! Tax them by the pound!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'looking for my spark of divinity in my hippocampus' at February 11, 2019 11:21 AM (FJqw3)

That's the one thing that the Socialists will never want to tax, it puts too much of a burden on their leaders.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 11, 2019 11:24 AM (QSdIk)

71 65 Italy understands. They will be spared and given a place of honor when the Burning Times come.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 11, 2019 11:23 AM (xJa6I)


Italians are cool. The women even let you grab them by the pussies, as long as they are your mistresses and not your wives.

Posted by: Roy at February 11, 2019 11:24 AM (8RFw7)

72 I forget sometimes just how yuge and luxurious Sophia Loren's rack was.

Thanks OM.

I need a shower and new pants now.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 11, 2019 11:24 AM (xJa6I)

73 38
https://tinyurl.com/y2gza3hv

Posted by: Vic at February 11, 2019 11:17 AM (mpXpK)



Dumb question, do you have a non-tiny link? Work doesn't like tiny links.



(I promise I'm not trying to send you to the barrel.)

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 11, 2019 11:19 AM (yTfbH)

Yes, but I can embed TINYURL in my tabs header. Here is the link in BITLY

https://fxn.ws/2DuxFeW

Posted by: Vic at February 11, 2019 11:25 AM (mpXpK)

74 morning horde. top something or other.

and don't mind me, i'll be in my bunk with the 3 lovely Eye-talian women...

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 11, 2019 11:25 AM (8D42x)

75 57 Okay the lady in the middle is Gina Lollabrigida.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2019 11:22 AM (Kpl3J)


GL is not in the photo.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at February 11, 2019 11:25 AM (wem1b)

76 I don't know who's on the left, and I don't know who's on the right, but the guy in the middle is definitely Willy Nelson !!!

Posted by: Just the Punchline at February 11, 2019 11:25 AM (skFw3)

77

Not completely O/T about the Pantifa thug and his very close ties with congressional Socialist/Prog/Dems.

Chief Speaks-With-Four-Teeth's daughter is a Soros operative, something that the MFM refuses to report upon. Maybe a few of the lawsuits will discover that and start suing the anti-Christ. That demi-devil and all of his organizations need to be shut down for sedition.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 11, 2019 11:25 AM (HaL55)

78 All these Italian names are making me hungry.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 11, 2019 11:25 AM (xfb67)

79 Morning all... Anyone seen Ruthie? Out training for the Boston marathon ?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 11, 2019 11:25 AM (O2RFr)

80 Another minkey! Two in one day.

Posted by: m at February 11, 2019 11:25 AM (hl9+B)

81 GL is not in the photo.

WELL SHE SHOULD HAVE BEEN

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2019 11:25 AM (Kpl3J)

82 I'm sure Bander can provide pics of the luscious Loren.

Here's a bunk-worthy pic of Pampanini -

https://tinyurl.com/yyepz3dn

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 11, 2019 11:26 AM (Ki5SV)

83 79 Morning all... Anyone seen Ruthie? Out training for the Boston marathon ?
Posted by: It's me donna at February 11, 2019 11:25 AM (O2RFr)

She's at K2 base camp, preparing for a run to the summit.

Posted by: Roy at February 11, 2019 11:26 AM (8RFw7)

84 44 Unless of course the whole thing is just satire and they actually hate Trump....

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2019 11:20 AM (I2dne)
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Probably.
But "hate" may not be quite the right word.
I dunno.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 11, 2019 11:26 AM (Rxduq)

85 The woman in the middle is not Camille Paglia.

Posted by: Zod at February 11, 2019 11:26 AM (Bdeb0)

86 69 OK, if my book Viva Vamp! is right, the middle girl is Pampanini and the one on the right Lea Massari, whom I've never heard of.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 11, 2019 11:24 AM (Ki5SV)


Yes! Congrats, you got all three!

Was that exact photo actually in your book?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at February 11, 2019 11:26 AM (wem1b)

87 Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 11, 2019 11:21 AM (pw+jk)

Posted by: Vic at February 11, 2019 11:25 AM (mpXpK)

Thanks!

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 11, 2019 11:26 AM (yTfbH)

88 FNM constantly told everyone that the Barky was cool. And so much of the population just followed what FNM told them the herd was doing that to this day tens of millions of people probably still think that mom jeans, weak armed, cant throw, stammering doofus is cool versus the sad fact that he spent billions of tax dollars to throw high end parties to bribe the 'cool kids' like rappers and such to attend. Everyone has got to join DJT and Ace in mocking the media for their hammy propaganda until the population at large can see it.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 11, 2019 11:27 AM (jUcoH)

89 The mfm have become Kyle Reese railing about The Truth being out there and how dangerous it is.

"Listen, and understand! The Truth is out there! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop... ever, until The Narrative is dead!"

Posted by: davidt at February 11, 2019 11:28 AM (MI74Q)

90 PaleRider

Agree... And what is all the fuss over Mooch? seriously?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 11, 2019 11:28 AM (O2RFr)

91 Sophia's tits are real. Those Magnificent Mammers were being exhibited long before the silicon craze started.

Posted by: Vic at February 11, 2019 11:28 AM (mpXpK)

92 Morning all... Anyone seen Ruthie? Out training for the Boston marathon ?
Posted by: It's me donna at February 11, 2019 11:25 AM (O2RFr)

She's at K2 base camp, preparing for a run to the summit.
Posted by: Roy at February 11, 2019 11:26 AM (8RFw7)

Close. The Everest run is just training prep. She's going to be the first person to climb the Olympus Mons on Mars.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 11, 2019 11:28 AM (34w2E)

93 57 Okay the lady in the middle is Gina Lollabrigida.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2019 11:22 AM (Kpl3J)
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Oh, no even close. Gina had a classically beautiful face.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 11, 2019 11:28 AM (Rxduq)

94 50
Denver teachers go on strike after failing to reach pay deal



Of course .. it's for the children

Posted by: SMOD at February 11, 2019 11:21 AM (QkjLD)

yeah, we have Red for Ed here in AZ. They had a socialist fist as here on an AZ flag. Its illegal to strike yet they walked out anyway. I told the Governor to fire them. (I used to teach here) He caved and gave them a 20% raise. Nope, not enough for them. Wed. they are being encouraged to leave school to protest tax cuts. 'For the Children'. The leaders are commies and the teachers are ignorant sheep.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'looking for my spark of divinity in my hippocampus' at February 11, 2019 11:28 AM (FJqw3)

95 Those are pancakes right? See, I got one

Posted by: It's me donna at February 11, 2019 11:29 AM (O2RFr)

96 I propose a Fat Tax! Fat people use more resources! Tax them by the pound!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'looking for my spark of divinity in my hippocampus' at February 11, 2019 11:21 AM (FJqw3)

I wouldn't have figured you for the fat tax. I thought cannibals liked the extra flavoring in the long pork...

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 11, 2019 11:29 AM (8D42x)

97 Best spam of the day so far:

"German Professor discovers penis growth hormone."

Bandersnatch, was that you? No; I guess that would be "Professor of German discovers penis growth hormone" if that were the case. J/K

Dear Spammers, I am really not interested in the growth of anyone's penis, but perhaps you cand send it to dopey weirdo, Jeff Bezos.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 11, 2019 11:29 AM (AllCR)

98

Here's a bunk-worthy pic of Pampanini -

Ungowa!

BRB, bunkin'...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 11, 2019 11:29 AM (HaL55)

99 Poor CBD. First a red sox badge at the VaMoMee, then pancakes topped with syrup! We be the cruelest.

We troll because we care CBD!

Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 11:29 AM (hvf9s)

100 Gina I recognize, the other two no.

But those Italians know how to do clothes! Look at the outfits on the street paraders in those videos.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 11, 2019 11:29 AM (+fPHo)

101 Ford Says Its New 7.3-Liter V8 Can Fit In The F-150

Apparently, it's not a choo-choo
Posted by: SMOD at February 11, 2019 11:23 AM (QkjLD)


And the new 10 speed transmission (I can't call it a tranny anymore and that pisses me off) weighs 3.5 pounds more than the previous 6 speed, yet fits in the same size tunnel......

You just keep building revisions of the LS, General Motors.......but you can get a $7,000 tailgate option......

Posted by: Sponge at February 11, 2019 11:29 AM (IXZGh)

102 Italy has created a giant God Emperor TrumpHave to talk to your local priest re: temporary waiver of Graven image rulz.

Posted by: DaveA at February 11, 2019 11:29 AM (FhXTo)

103 PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 11, 2019 11:27 AM (jUcoH)

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Yeah but Preezy Shit Midas knew his way around an umbrella and how to take a high hurdle. Oh and he is awesome on shooting the bakaball.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 11, 2019 11:29 AM (pw+jk)

104 Was that exact photo actually in your book?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at February 11, 2019 11:26 AM (wem1b)



No, but there was a full-on face pic of her that had the same cat-like eyes and mannish face, so I took a shot.


Yay me!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 11, 2019 11:30 AM (Ki5SV)

105 Journ0listz are heroes, the media is good. We think for ourselves. We are real news. Orange man bad.

Posted by: The Self-Gratifying MSM at February 11, 2019 11:30 AM (QSdIk)

106 They're having some trouble with RBG at the taxidermy shop. Too decomposed. Not sure when she'll be ready.

Posted by: torabora at February 11, 2019 11:30 AM (4DS7b)

107 Journ0listz are heroes, the media is good. We think for ourselves. We are real news. Orange man bad.
Posted by: The Self-Gratifying MSM at February 11, 2019 11:30 AM (QSdIk)
++++++++++
And we're literal warriors! Like fire-fighters and soldiers!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2019 11:31 AM (I2dne)

108 All these Italian names are making me hungry.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 11, 2019 11:25 AM (xfb67)



Mmmmm yes. And they'd go well with a nice Chianti.

Posted by: Hannibal at February 11, 2019 11:31 AM (MOJS3)

109 That's why they call him Donny 2 Stacks!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 11, 2019 11:31 AM (so+oy)

110 >>> In the next SJW Ghostbusters remake, God Emperor Trump will be chosen as the form of the destroyer.

Jane, now I have mental images of that GodEmperor mecha Trump stomping through the streets of NYC and it is AWESOME. Thank you!

Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 11:31 AM (hvf9s)

111 Who are three women who have never been in my kitchen?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 11, 2019 11:31 AM (gC2IV)

112 Those are pancakes right? See, I got one
====

A lovely little amuse-bouche.

Posted by: Babs Streisand at February 11, 2019 11:32 AM (zsXs4)

113 Scott Wilson for the actor with de Niro?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 11:32 AM (zmIJL)

114 Likely. Pro-top for the Italians: Don't make your effigies so flattering.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2019 11:21 AM (I2dne)

It's really cool. His head turns both ways, while the eyes are constantly moving , seeing all; vigilant.
Stalin would be envious.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 11, 2019 11:32 AM (NFEMn)

115 GEOTUS is an international meme.

God Emperor of the United States.

I've seen it here even, on the chans and twitter.

Its tongue in cheek reference to War Hammer - so the costume. In the game the human race is warring with space trolls/goblins, devils. So you get some seriously militaristic/religious themes.

Haven't played it in 10 or 12 years or so.

Posted by: simplemind at February 11, 2019 11:32 AM (F+v8q)

116 So here is Pampanini - "You have been a very naughty child, haven't you?"

"Yes, governess."

https://tinyurl.com/y2ers8ms

Sadly, unlike Loren, she did not age well (but then again, who amongst us has?)

https://tinyurl.com/y5ybod92

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 11, 2019 11:33 AM (Ki5SV)

117 >>> In the next SJW Ghostbusters remake, God Emperor Trump will be chosen as the form of the destroyer.



Jane, now I have mental images of that GodEmperor mecha Trump stomping through the streets of NYC and it is AWESOME. Thank you!

Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 11:31 AM (hvf9s)


Imagine the mass triggerings and seizures.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 11:33 AM (ptqGC)

118 Something on the last thread piqued my curiosity. If you don't make good on a bet/deal/etc., have you "welshed on the bet" or "welched on the bet?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2019 11:33 AM (I2dne)

119 I saw a thread on the Italian float on reddit last night, and it was hilarious. Many were trying to explain that it was a criticism of Trump, but most people on the thread (lefties) were confused because they could not understand the criticism. Apparently, the character is not totally admirable, but he is not a stupid villain or negative character at all.

But way down at the bottom one guy posted the float they did for TFG a few years ago. I will go look for the link, since it is hilarious.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 11, 2019 11:34 AM (LWu6U)

120 Those pancakes look like they'd make a nice mid morning snack right about now.

*licks lips*

Posted by: Michael Moore the Massive Marxist Momzer at February 11, 2019 11:34 AM (QSdIk)

121 When the Italians are done with God Emperor Trump, I'd like to borrow it to stomp through Atlanta. Particularly wherever Tank Abrams lives.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 11:35 AM (ptqGC)

122

OK Hordelings, gotta get B'Gal operational.

Y'all try to behave.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 11, 2019 11:35 AM (HaL55)

123 #101 But did they put the heater valve over the computer brain so when it leaks it ruins the brain and costs a couple thousand to repair. Not a fan of Found On Road Dead.

Posted by: torabora at February 11, 2019 11:35 AM (4DS7b)

124 not for nothing, but Sophia has a nice lean in in that photo as well...

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 11, 2019 11:35 AM (8D42x)

125 sigh

Posted by: Leto II at February 11, 2019 11:35 AM (MI74Q)

126 Sadly, unlike Loren, she did not age well (but then again, who amongst us has?)

Loren is an Immortal. She has to be!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2019 11:36 AM (Kpl3J)

127 The dictionary on the interwebs said "welched" is the verb from of "Welsh"

So, it's rayyyyycccciisssttt.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 11, 2019 11:36 AM (xfb67)

128 ...and then managed to game the Slavery institution of the Electoral College (possibly with the collusion of some shady Russian interests) to get him elected.
---
FIFY.

Posted by: A. Lib at February 11, 2019 11:36 AM (YOhRS)

129
OK Hordelings, gotta get B'Gal operational.

Y'all try to behave.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 11, 2019 11:35 AM (HaL55)


What's a "have" and why would I try to be one?

Posted by: Sponge at February 11, 2019 11:36 AM (IXZGh)

130 OK, here it is. the TFG float. compare and contrast.

https://___ur.com/mDW7cNz

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 11, 2019 11:36 AM (LWu6U)

131 127 The dictionary on the interwebs said "welched" is the verb from of "Welsh"

So, it's rayyyyycccciisssttt.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 11, 2019 11:36 AM (xfb67)

Makes it sound like you squirted grape jelly on something.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 11, 2019 11:37 AM (RD7QR)

132 Nice pancakes.

In both pictures.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2019 11:37 AM (RpM6k)

133 So reading the morning link to "the Covington boys and the politicization of youth" the objective is youth should sit inside reading great works and by no means go outside with a red hat or scarf!

Brilliant. Another imported genius.

Posted by: Undocumented at February 11, 2019 11:37 AM (iLoHX)

134 I liked the meme comparing AOC's lunatical, wild-eyed facial expression to Charlie Manson's.

It really is striking. Same look.

Posted by: ramondo at February 11, 2019 11:37 AM (AzW6q)

135 81 GL is not in the photo.

WELL SHE SHOULD HAVE BEEN
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2019 11:25 AM (Kpl3J)

I larfed

Posted by: m at February 11, 2019 11:37 AM (hl9+B)

136 Damn. Off ramondo sock.

I was dogging on him Friday evening, and forgot to change it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 11, 2019 11:38 AM (AzW6q)

137 I want to see lasers coming out of Trump's eyes..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 11, 2019 11:38 AM (so+oy)

138 137 I want to see lasers coming out of Trump's eyes..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 11, 2019 11:38 AM (so+oy)

You will....you will...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 11, 2019 11:38 AM (xJa6I)

139 ?? what the heck did pixy do to my link?

the underbars should be ___ for ___ur.com

I will try again

"https://___ur.com/mDW7cNz"

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 11, 2019 11:38 AM (LWu6U)

140 That's Putin's head on his shoulder!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 11, 2019 11:39 AM (so+oy)

141 You just keep building revisions of the LS, General Motors.......but you can get a $7,000 tailgate option......

Posted by: Sponge at February 11, 2019 11:29 AM (IXZGh)

Is that the heated tailgate so you don't freeze your hands when trying to push it out of a 2" snow drift?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2019 11:39 AM (nPGq2)

142 Damn. Off ramondo sock.

I was dogging on him Friday evening, and forgot to change it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 11, 2019 11:38 AM (AzW6q)
+++++++++++
I was about to reply to that in order to remark that it was the most cogent thing ramondo ever said. Now it all makes sense.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2019 11:39 AM (I2dne)

143 100 Gina I recognize, the other two no.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 11, 2019 11:29 AM (+fPHo)


Sorry, it's not Gina.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at February 11, 2019 11:39 AM (wem1b)

144 Oh and super snowy in Seattle. Fluffy white stuff everywhere. I might be in the minority here but I love it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 11, 2019 11:39 AM (xJa6I)

145 That Trumpenatah.

Posted by: Axeman at February 11, 2019 11:39 AM (YOhRS)

146 what the heck?

are we not allowed to say ___ on the HQ?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 11, 2019 11:39 AM (LWu6U)

147
I wouldn't have figured you for the fat tax. I thought cannibals liked the extra flavoring in the long pork...



Posted by: SturmToddler at February 11, 2019 11:29 AM (8D42x)

Lol...I'll fatten them up myself.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'looking for my spark of divinity in my hippocampus' at February 11, 2019 11:40 AM (FJqw3)

148 No I m g
Gentlemen

Posted by: Golfman at February 11, 2019 11:40 AM (mFWJg)

149 ?? what the heck did pixy do to my link?

the underbars should be ___ for ___ur.com

I will try again

"https://___ur.com/mDW7cNz"
Posted by: Gentlemen
..............

Why don't you just post the tinyurl? WTF is with those goofy underscores?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 11, 2019 11:40 AM (so+oy)

150 are we not allowed to say ___ on the HQ?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 11, 2019 11:39 AM (LWu6U)

-------

Correct. Links with "i m g" in them need to be run through tinyurl.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 11, 2019 11:40 AM (AzW6q)

151 144 Oh and super snowy in Seattle. Fluffy white stuff everywhere. I might be in the minority here but I love it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 11, 2019 11:39 AM (xJa6I)

The first two snowfalls are always beautiful. Every snowfall thereafter is a pain in the ass.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 11, 2019 11:40 AM (RD7QR)

152 Oh and super snowy in Seattle. Fluffy white stuff everywhere. I might be in the minority here but I love it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 11, 2019 11:39 AM (xJa6I)
--------

You're not the only one. My sister-in-law who lives out there sent me pictures of her kids having a blast.

Posted by: bluebell at February 11, 2019 11:41 AM (U5tDi)

153 119 I saw a thread on the Italian float on reddit last night, and it was hilarious. Many were trying to explain that it was a criticism of Trump, but most people on the thread (lefties) were confused because they could not understand the criticism. Apparently, the character is not totally admirable, but he is not a stupid villain or negative character at all.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 11, 2019 11:34 AM (LWu6U)


The few MSM outlets covering this are calling it 'satire', but I think they're completely wrong. I've seen puppet heads that ridicule Trump, and they look completely different, and obviously derogatory. This Warhammer 40K cosplay Trump is unironic.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at February 11, 2019 11:41 AM (wem1b)

154 I hereby volunteer to be Lord Inquisitor of God Emperor Trump's holy Ordo Xenos.

I will purge the heretic. Suffer not the alien. If you have to ask that you're guilty, then your heresy is already evident.

Posted by: Defenestratus at February 11, 2019 11:41 AM (kI/3T)

155 Do people know this? whenever I type ___, it is replaced by underbars.

Has this been discussed? Did I miss a memo?

the three letters I am trying to type are india mike golf.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 11, 2019 11:42 AM (LWu6U)

156 Is that the heated tailgate so you don't freeze your hands when trying to push it out of a 2" snow drift?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2019 11:39 AM (nPGq2)


No, but it folds up 17 ways to Sunday, so I wouldn't push too hard.......

Posted by: Sponge at February 11, 2019 11:42 AM (IXZGh)

157 Youse guys are lousy cheaters.

Posted by: BignJames at February 11, 2019 11:42 AM (cxHbL)

158 what the heck?

are we not allowed to say ___ on the HQ?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 11, 2019 11:39 AM (LWu6U)

"Image" must be a particularly nasty slur Down Under.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 11, 2019 11:42 AM (QSdIk)

159 Is this another instance of someone banned like the dude whose name is that of a certain Chevy vehicle?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 11, 2019 11:43 AM (LWu6U)

160 Why does Sophia have a cobra head sewn onto the front of her dress?

Posted by: bluebell at February 11, 2019 11:43 AM (U5tDi)

161 what the heck?

are we not allowed to say ___ on the HQ?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 11, 2019 11:39 AM (LWu6U)


Pixy doesn't like i m g. She thinks it's an attempt to push the hamsters too hard in a hostile takeover attempt.

Posted by: Sponge at February 11, 2019 11:43 AM (IXZGh)

162 Sophia Loren.

What, you say there are other women in the photo?

Posted by: Pete in TX at February 11, 2019 11:43 AM (2RBkF)

163 ?? what the heck did pixy do to my link?

the underbars should be ___ for ___ur.com

I will try again

"https://___ur.com/mDW7cNz"

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 11, 2019 11:38 AM (LWu6U)

pixy hates the letter I M G without spaces.

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 11, 2019 11:43 AM (8D42x)

164 139 ?? what the heck did pixy do to my link?

the underbars should be ___ for ___ur.com

I will try again

"https://___ur.com/mDW7cNz"
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 11, 2019 11:38 AM (LWu6U)

Capitalize the i, m, and g.

https://IMGur.com/mDW7cNz

Posted by: m at February 11, 2019 11:44 AM (hl9+B)

165 Why don't you just post the tinyurl? WTF is with those goofy underscores?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 11, 2019 11:40 AM (so+oy)


Replace the underscores with the letters i, m and g and you'll get your link.

Posted by: Sponge at February 11, 2019 11:44 AM (IXZGh)

166 144 Oh and super snowy in Seattle. Fluffy white stuff everywhere. I might be in the minority here but I love it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 11, 2019 11:39 AM (xJa6I)


I despise snow. Down here in Eugene, we got a light dusting yesterday, but it quickly disappeared. And today it's 40 degrees and drizzling rain. This is more my kind of weather.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at February 11, 2019 11:44 AM (wem1b)

167 So I am applying for a part time job which is library related. The note at the bottom says, "Do not include any information which would reveal-among others things-religion. How exactly am I supposed to include a resume which doesn't include my religion? I 'm sure some brainiac at the library office could figure out my religion from the fact that I've been a pastor for the past 25 years.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 11, 2019 11:44 AM (AllCR)

168 Correct. Links with "i m g" in them need to be run through tinyurl.

or caps IMG

or triple click in link, ctrl-c, ctrl-t, ctrl-l, ctrl-p, edit, enter

Posted by: DaveA at February 11, 2019 11:45 AM (FhXTo)

169 Pretty good float, not sure what the Italians think of Trump, but not sure either that float is supposed to be flattering. It has the soviet hammer and sickle on one shoulder. I take it this was a character in Warhammer?.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 11, 2019 11:45 AM (r+sAi)

170 Typical, my joke was already told by comment #12.

Posted by: Pete in TX at February 11, 2019 11:45 AM (2RBkF)

171 Those pancakes! Now I'm drooling.

Posted by: LASue at February 11, 2019 11:45 AM (XROPS)

172 https://IMGur.com/mDW7cNz

Just put the forbidden trio in all-caps

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2019 11:45 AM (nPGq2)

173 Is this another instance of someone banned like the dude whose name is that of a certain Chevy vehicle?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 11, 2019 11:43 AM (LWu6U)

No, I think censoring I-M-G is meant to deter spammers.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 11, 2019 11:45 AM (QSdIk)

174 Just saw this on a comment section at The Hill"

The NRA doesn't sell arms, but Planned Parenthood does.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 11, 2019 11:45 AM (xfb67)

175 How in the heck could you eat that many pancakes at one time?

With butter and syrup.

Posted by: t-bird at February 11, 2019 11:45 AM (dzJ3R)

176 Silvana Pampanini is in the middle

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 11, 2019 11:45 AM (so+oy)

177 tiny url of TFG float

https://___ur.com/mDW7cNz

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 11, 2019 11:46 AM (LWu6U)

178 Gerard before he turned into a giant side of ham.

Posted by: SarahW at February 11, 2019 11:46 AM (g1vnC)

179 "Has this been discussed? Did I miss a memo?

the three letters I am trying to type are india mike golf."

Back in the dark times, when dinosaurs roamed the earth, and the Moron Horde was tinkering with HTML on a really wild thread, someone woke the India Mike Golf demons, and allowed them to run freely through the blog.


Ever since....anything with that string of letters gets auto replaced.

To keep the demons at bay.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 11, 2019 11:46 AM (cqNba)

180 Regarding Putin's head....
One of the twitter convos I read through this weekend offered that that would be the head of a vanquished enemy hanging from his shoulder.
Dunno, but in watching the clip I saw, it seems like happy, fun people, so, NOT mocking, unlike the scoldy-scolds with the stupid baby balloon (spit).

Posted by: Appycay at February 11, 2019 11:46 AM (MPiR+)

181 Poppins #116: ...Sadly, unlike Loren, she did not age well

Positive side of image-searching on those eye-talian gals is that when you hit nudes, they're not faked. And more tasteful than the usual face-pasted-on-a-pr0n-shot.

Negative side is seeing pix of them decades older - not nude (amen), but still...

Posted by: mindful webworker looking for research purposes only at February 11, 2019 11:46 AM (cNEwX)

182 The AoSHQ posting links learning curve strikes again.

Posted by: davidt at February 11, 2019 11:46 AM (MI74Q)

183 Just saw that Lt. Gov. Fairfax is refusing to resign - this is beautiful, because we're in the catbirds seat here. If he stays in office, then Dems have to deal with how they are shitting on the entire #metoo movement, and how it was all really a farce just to score political points. BUT if they force him to resign, then they have to deal with how they are singling out black officeholders. Many have said, they should make all three resign, but it's dawned on them that they don't have the actual power to make it so, not unless the three agree to do it voluntarily. (and they're not)

We benefit, no matter what happens next, and they're hurt, no matter which course they take.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2019 11:46 AM (Kpl3J)

184 Just saw this on a comment section at The Hill"

The NRA doesn't sell arms, but Planned Parenthood does.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 11, 2019 11:45 AM (xfb67)


That's infuriating, sad and genius all at the same time.

Posted by: Sponge at February 11, 2019 11:46 AM (IXZGh)

185 OK, I try again (I copied the wrong link)

http://tinyurl.com/y6sxapp3

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 11, 2019 11:46 AM (LWu6U)

186 Pixy doesn't like i m g. She thinks

IIRC Pixy is a he. And prior Morons were abusing IMG.

Posted by: DaveA at February 11, 2019 11:47 AM (FhXTo)

187 Silvana Pampanini is in the middle
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 11, 2019 11:45 AM (so+oy)


If only. . .


BTW, how was the MoMe?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 11, 2019 11:47 AM (Ki5SV)

188 It has the soviet hammer and sickle on one shoulder. I take it this was a character in Warhammer?.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 11, 2019 11:45 AM (r+sAi)

Notice the Twitter imagery on the sword?

Posted by: BignJames at February 11, 2019 11:47 AM (cxHbL)

189 Why don't you just post the tinyurl? WTF is with those goofy underscores?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 11, 2019 11:40 AM (so+oy)

Replace the underscores with the letters i, m and g and you'll get your link.
Posted by: Sponge
............

just install the tinyurl add-on

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 11, 2019 11:47 AM (so+oy)

190 'img' triggers pixy because it was being heavily abused as a tag. So he strips it out to spare the hamsters.

Posted by: t-bird at February 11, 2019 11:47 AM (dzJ3R)

191 I think they mean it to be an insult to Trump, but it's so cool looking that their intent gets lost.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 11, 2019 11:19 AM (NFEMn)

Not so sure about that. In the Warhammer 40k universe, the Emperor of Mankind is the only thing standing in the way of humanity's utter annihilation. Of course in order to maintain order across a billion planets his minions have to impose some pretty ruthless measures such as the aforementioned holy inquisition.

Of course - The Emperor is betrayed by one of his 20 "sons" and his barely biologically-functioning body parts are entombed for eternity, requiring the grisly deaths of 10,000 people a day just to sustain his "life".

The version they're impersonating however is before he was nearly killed... who know what they meant but I'm guessing it was to praise PDT.

Posted by: Defenestratus at February 11, 2019 11:47 AM (kI/3T)

192 ___

Posted by: angst hill at February 11, 2019 11:47 AM (KdryZ)

193 Wish I had a way to block my computer for displaying any pics of that bugeyed, bucktoothed AOC weirdo. Just so, so tired of looking at her stupid face on every damn website I go to.



Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 11, 2019 11:47 AM (talIc)

194 167 So I am applying for a part time job which is library related. The note at the bottom says, "Do not include any information which would reveal-among others things-religion. How exactly am I supposed to include a resume which doesn't include my religion? I 'm sure some brainiac at the library office could figure out my religion from the fact that I've been a pastor for the past 25 years.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 11, 2019 11:44 AM (AllCR)

Wow. That seems a bit...off.

Posted by: moki at February 11, 2019 11:47 AM (mFoNl)

195 No, I think censoring I-M-G is meant to deter spammers.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 11, 2019 11:45 AM (QSdIk)

--------------------------

No, it is to make sure we can't blow out the blog by posting images.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 11, 2019 11:47 AM (ffYR/)

196 Silvana Pampanini is in the middle
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 11, 2019 11:45 AM (so+oy)

If only. . .


BTW, how was the MoMe?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

..............

I'm nowhere near the NoVa MoMe! I have no idea!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 11, 2019 11:48 AM (so+oy)

197 just install the tinyurl add-on
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 11, 2019 11:47 AM (so+oy)


Work proxy blocks all tinyurl attempts, so, I prefer the real links.

Posted by: Sponge at February 11, 2019 11:48 AM (IXZGh)

198 So I am applying for a part time job which is library related. The note at the bottom says, "Do not include any information which would reveal-among others things-religion. How exactly am I supposed to include a resume which doesn't include my religion? I 'm sure some brainiac at the library office could figure out my religion from the fact that I've been a pastor for the past 25 years.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 11, 2019 11:44 AM (AllCR)
++++++++++++
You could change it to "Clerical Executive" and then provide an explanation when they inevitably ask...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2019 11:48 AM (I2dne)

199 FLAMING SKULL


Recall
those ATIFA thugs who are now on trial for attacking those two

Marines. Well it turns out that they had connections with high level

Democrats including Mouthy Mad Maxine.


https://tinyurl.com/y2gza3hv
Posted by: Vic at February 11, 2019 11:17 AM (mpXpK)


The ALWAYS do what they accuse us of doing.
Maxine "get in their faces and let them know they are not welcome!" Waters. Sheesh.

Posted by: LASue at February 11, 2019 11:48 AM (XROPS)

200 How come power bottoms always look like human penises?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 11, 2019 11:16 AM (pw+jk)

Hey, they say you are what you eat.

Posted by: Vanya, Toxically Masculine at February 11, 2019 11:48 AM (7PLM4)

201 The girl on the right looks like somebody in Happy Days or American Graffiti or Joanie Loves Chachi. Or all of those.

Posted by: m at February 11, 2019 11:49 AM (hl9+B)

202 talican TGE Trump is glorious, but why did they put a hammer and sickle on his right shoulder? And whose little head is above the hammer and sickle?
Posted by: Hands at February 11, 2019 11:17 AM (786Ro)

I think they mean it to be an insult to Trump, but it's so cool looking that their intent gets lost.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 11, 2019 11:19 AM (NFEMn)

Someone on Twitter had that question and the answer was a quote (from Warhammer 40K lore?) about putting the images of their defeated enemies on their armor.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 11, 2019 11:49 AM (uquGJ)

203 The AoSHQ posting links learning curve strikes again.

Posted by: davidt at February 11, 2019 11:46 AM (MI74Q)

At least he didn't try to run it through Word first...

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 11, 2019 11:49 AM (8D42x)

204 BTW, how was the MoMe?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 11, 2019 11:47 AM (Ki5SV)


According to the earlier posts, it went well and good times were had by all.

Posted by: Sponge at February 11, 2019 11:49 AM (IXZGh)

205 You know the Communists would LOVE to have video or photos of RBG looking strong as ever. The fact that they can't produce any proves she is on death's doorstep.

Posted by: The Other Other Shoe at February 11, 2019 11:49 AM (uloIh)

206 just install the tinyurl add-on
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 11, 2019 11:47 AM (so+oy)

Work proxy blocks all tinyurl attempts, so, I prefer the real links.
Posted by: Sponge
.............

OK then!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 11, 2019 11:49 AM (so+oy)

207 Wish I had a way to block my computer for displaying any pics of that bugeyed, bucktoothed AOC weirdo. Just so, so tired of looking at her stupid face on every damn website I go to.

Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 11, 2019 11:47 AM (talIc)

I'm sure there's software you can get to recognize and censor it.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 11, 2019 11:50 AM (QSdIk)

208 I think the Eye-ti on the right is Deputy Weigel from Reno 911

Posted by: Blutarski at February 11, 2019 11:50 AM (kKBM/)

209 At least he didn't try to run it through Word first...
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 11, 2019 11:49 AM (8D42x)


SHHHHHH! Whatever you do, don't MENTION THE WAR!!!!

Posted by: Basil Fawlty at February 11, 2019 11:50 AM (IXZGh)

210 The twitchy comments re: GEOTUS want one for their lawn.


Or the White House Lawn.

There's a guy in a person sized blue version walking along waving a sword.


Posted by: DaveA at February 11, 2019 11:50 AM (FhXTo)

211 Wow!! Huge Never Trumper, Erik Erickson, endorses the Donald for President in 2020, and says he would even campaign for him.

Posted by: Jonah at February 11, 2019 11:50 AM (HrSJb)

212 I did notice the twitter sword. Pretty funny. I like the float, just not sure its for flattering or for mocking. But those of us on the right can enjoy good humored fun. Nothing there seems malevolent.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 11, 2019 11:51 AM (r+sAi)

213 195 No, I think censoring I-M-G is meant to deter spammers.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 11, 2019 11:45 AM (QSdIk)
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No, it is to make sure we can't blow out the blog by posting images.

Pixy saith "thou shalt place no graven images before me".

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2019 11:51 AM (Kpl3J)

214 207 Wish I had a way to block my computer for displaying any pics of that bugeyed, bucktoothed AOC weirdo. Just so, so tired of looking at her stupid face on every damn website I go to.

Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 11, 2019 11:47 AM (talIc)

I'm sure there's software you can get to recognize and censor it.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 11, 2019 11:50 AM (QSdIk)

#twoweeks

Posted by: m at February 11, 2019 11:51 AM (hl9+B)

215 Wow!! Huge Never Trumper, Erik Erickson, endorses the Donald for President in 2020, and says he would even campaign for him.
Posted by: Jonah at February 11, 2019 11:50 AM (HrSJb)


To this, I say BWWWWAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Fuck that guy. With the horse he rode in on.

Posted by: Sponge at February 11, 2019 11:51 AM (IXZGh)

216 Someone on Twitter had that question and the answer was a quote (from Warhammer 40K lore?) about putting the images of their defeated enemies on their armor.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 11, 2019 11:49 AM (uquGJ)

This is sort of the case. There's not a hard and fast rule about it in the lore. Some chapters of space marines adorn their armor with parts of vanquished foes. Some don't.

Posted by: Defenestratus at February 11, 2019 11:52 AM (kI/3T)

217 Oh and super snowy in Seattle. Fluffy white stuff everywhere. I might be in the minority here but I love it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 11, 2019 11:39 AM (xJa6

I wish I were there. Other than SeaFair, this is the only time I've been homesick for Seattle in the last decade.

Posted by: LASue at February 11, 2019 11:52 AM (XROPS)

218 The version they're impersonating however is before he was nearly killed... who know what they meant but I'm guessing it was to praise PDT.
Posted by: Defenestratus at February 11, 2019 11:47 AM (kI/3T)

Yeah, that's him, pre-Golden Throne. The God Emperor thing has been floating around since about 2016 in some of the more... Motivated... corners of the online 'alt-right'.

Posted by: Vanya, Toxically Masculine at February 11, 2019 11:52 AM (7PLM4)

219 OK. We're past 200.. if you know it is Sophia Loren and Silvana Pampanini, a simple search will give you the third one.. since no one seems to know it off the top of their heads...

Lea Massari is the one on the right..

Here's another one of those three..

http://tinyurl.com/y5mojn5v

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 11, 2019 11:52 AM (so+oy)

220 Hahahaha.

I will try again

"https://___ur.com/mDW7cNz"


In case it hasn't been mentioned, capitalizing IMG gets it through.

Posted by: mindful webworker - technically squeaking at February 11, 2019 11:52 AM (cNEwX)

221 Wow!! Huge Never Trumper, Erik Erickson, endorses the Donald for President in 2020, and says he would even campaign for him.
Posted by: Jonah at February 11, 2019 11:50 AM



I saw that.

Translation: "Hire me! Hire me!"

Posted by: Hands at February 11, 2019 11:52 AM (786Ro)

222
The few MSM outlets covering this are calling it 'satire',



If it was satire the hair wouldn't be so exquisitely done.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 11, 2019 11:52 AM (TAmPV)

223 191 I think they mean it to be an insult to Trump, but it's so cool looking that their intent gets lost.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 11, 2019 11:19 AM (NFEMn)


I don't think so. See my comment at #153

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at February 11, 2019 11:53 AM (wem1b)

224 You know who else isn't aging well? AOC.

Posted by: Deep Burnt State at February 11, 2019 11:53 AM (uloIh)

225 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2019 11:48 AM (I2dne)

Clerical executive. LOL. I like it Well, I think they would figure it out from the job responsibilities which say things like "Preach, develop worship services, teach bible studies"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 11, 2019 11:53 AM (AllCR)

226 217 Oh and super snowy in Seattle. Fluffy white stuff everywhere. I might be in the minority here but I love it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 11, 2019 11:39 AM (xJa6

I wish I were there. Other than SeaFair, this is the only time I've been homesick for Seattle in the last decade.
Posted by: LASue at February 11, 2019 11:52 AM (XROPS)

We wish you were here too! We need strong 'ettes here.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 11, 2019 11:53 AM (xJa6I)

227 I think they mean it to be an insult to Trump, but it's so cool looking that their intent gets lost.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 11, 2019 11:19 AM (NFEMn)

Everywhere I've seen it, it's a compliment.

Posted by: Vanya, Toxically Masculine at February 11, 2019 11:53 AM (7PLM4)

228 219 OK. We're past 200.. if you know it is Sophia Loren and Silvana Pampanini, a simple search will give you the third one.. since no one seems to know it off the top of their heads...

Lea Massari is the one on the right..

Here's another one of those three..

http://tinyurl.com/y5mojn5v

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 11, 2019 11:52 AM (so+oy)

69 OK, if my book Viva Vamp! is right, the middle girl is Pampanini and the one on the right Lea Massari, whom I've never heard of.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 11, 2019 11:24 AM (Ki5SV)

Posted by: m at February 11, 2019 11:53 AM (hl9+B)

229 Wow!! Huge Never Trumper, Erik Erickson, endorses the Donald for President in 2020, and says he would even campaign for him.
Posted by: Jonah at February 11, 2019 11:50 AM (HrSJb)

And don't look now, but Drudge's headline is "Trump's 52% Approval JOLTS Washington."

Now why would this "jolt" Washington unless they are so out of touch that they don't realize that no one is buying their bullshit anymore....

Posted by: JoeF. at February 11, 2019 11:53 AM (NFEMn)

230 Wow!! Huge Never Trumper, Erik Erickson, endorses the Donald for President in 2020, and says he would even campaign for him.
Posted by: Jonah at February 11, 2019 11:50 AM (HrSJb)

-------------------------------

Phuch him. He was dead to me the moment he uninvited PDT from Red State.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 11, 2019 11:53 AM (ffYR/)

231 BTW, how was the MoMe?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 11, 2019 11:47 AM (Ki5SV)

In 9 months we'll know for sure.

Posted by: LASue at February 11, 2019 11:54 AM (XROPS)

232 The Trump float's sword has DAZI VOSTRI

Posted by: Hands at February 11, 2019 11:54 AM (786Ro)

233 nood

Posted by: Vanya, Toxically Masculine at February 11, 2019 11:54 AM (7PLM4)

234 sophia loren, anna magnani, claudia cardinali, camille pissarro. (l to r)

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 11, 2019 11:54 AM (Pg+x7)

235 OK. We're past 200.. if you know it is Sophia Loren and Silvana Pampanini, a simple search will give you the third one.. since no one seems to know it off the top of their heads...

I didn't know it off the top of my head - I cheated and looked it up in a book - but I got it at post 69.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 11, 2019 11:55 AM (Ki5SV)

236 I love Italian women. Always have since the days when I fell in love with Debbie Caruso in elementary school. And then Barbara Sammarco in 7th grade. And then Rene Delpozzo. . .

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2019 11:55 AM (RpM6k)

237 (from Warhammer 40K lore?) about putting the images of their defeated enemies on their armor.
ah, ok, that means that little head is Putin. Ha.
I know nothing of the video wargames.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 11, 2019 11:55 AM (r+sAi)

238 The mountaintops in here in the Bay Area have been covered in snow for a whole week now, that's the longest I've seen them like this.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 11, 2019 11:55 AM (QSdIk)

239 Lea Massari is the one on the right..

Here's another one of those three..

http://tinyurl.com/y5mojn5v

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 11, 2019 11:52 AM (so+oy)

69 OK, if my book Viva Vamp! is right, the middle girl is Pampanini and the one on the right Lea Massari, whom I've never heard of.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 11, 2019 11:24 AM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: m at February 11, 2019 11:53 AM (hl9+B)

She's still alive.
Google some images of her. The one above doesn't do her justice.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 11, 2019 11:55 AM (NFEMn)

240 No wonder I didn't recognize Lea Massari. 20 minutes into the movie L'avventura, her character disappears and is never seen again!


True story: Massari was hospitalized during the filming of that movie. One shot of her character diving into the sea is actually a man wearing a bathing cap and a bikini.

Posted by: Pete in TX at February 11, 2019 11:56 AM (2RBkF)

241 Fuck that guy. With the horse he rode in on.

Posted by: Sponge at February 11, 2019 11:51 AM (IXZGh)

Absolutely. Never trust him, or any of the other elitist cocksuckers who are too well educated and intelligent to support a MAGA scum like Trump.

But any cracks in the NeverTrump edifice is a good thing...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 11, 2019 11:56 AM (wYseH)

242 There's a guy in a person sized blue version walking along waving a sword.


Posted by: DaveA at February 11, 2019 11:50 AM (FhXTo)

The guy in blue is probably an incarnation of Roboute Guilliman - the primarch of the Ultramarine chapter.

The dudes in the weird motorcycle helmets in blue and gold I guess are a version of the Custodes - who are the TGE's personal bodyguard and the women with white hair could be either the Sisters of Silence or the Sisters of Battle - depending on which era of the lore they're trying to represent.

Ok yes, I'm a giant f'in nerd.

Posted by: Defenestratus at February 11, 2019 11:56 AM (kI/3T)

243 MPPPP:

I'm almost done with What Dreams Are Made Of.

I have thoughts, but my first question is definitely going to be:

What do you think the story is?

I'd like to know that before I pursue a line of questions.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 11, 2019 11:56 AM (ANN96)

244 I'm sure Bander can provide pics of the luscious Loren.



Nice one of Silvana Pampanini, she's new to me.

I'll go with semi-SFW Boy on a Dolphin in the infamous wet dress:

https://bit.ly/2tf9g8u

Her only actual nudity was in the French version of "Era Lui, Si, Si!" (It Was Him, Yes Yes), from which there remain publicity stills.

I think Carlo Ponti bought up and destroyed all of the French copies, the Italian version did not have toplessness. The publicity stills are real and they are spectacular.

There's an apparent skinny dipping scene in "Due Notti con Cleopatra" (Two Nights with Cleopatra) but I've never seen it in good resolution and she have have a body suit on.

She made a good showing of barely restrained but still covered magnificence in several movies, notably "La Donna della Fiume", "Madame Sans Gene", and "Man of La Mancha".

The striptease in "Ieri, Oggi, Domani" (Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow" was sexy but didn't end up showing much. She wore an amazing sheer negligee in "Marriage Italian Style" which Alfred Eisenstadt photographed for Life Magazine, though the nipplage is covered.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 11, 2019 11:56 AM (fuK7c)

245 Ha! Eric Erickson finally figures out that Never-Trumpism was a Bad Bet, as CNN refuses to hire him; hoping for a lot more Fox appearances instead.

(in fact he's just about made the Full Glenn Beck Nosedive in to Obscurity run now)

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2019 11:57 AM (Kpl3J)

246 Two years ago, for the Year of the Rooster, the Chinese built a giant Trump Rooster for their New Year's parade, and it was fantastic! Not everyone sees a strong leader and collapses on a fainting couch.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at February 11, 2019 11:57 AM (kS0sG)

247 Dang it let me try again.

The Trump float's sword has DAZI VOSTRI written on it. Quick search reveals this means "Your Duties", where duties = "tariffs", like paying a duty when you enter a country.

I read some speculation is that it's a pun of an Italian curse or insult CAZZI VOSTRI, when means literally "your c0cks".

Posted by: Hands at February 11, 2019 11:57 AM (786Ro)

248 Nood Ace

Posted by: josephistan at February 11, 2019 11:57 AM (7HtZB)

249 Me: In case it hasn't been mentioned, capitalizing IMG gets it through.

Yeah, like mentioned half a dozen times or more. dur
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The unauthorized, unofficial, still-needs-updating (#twoweeks) Ace of Spades Blog Commenters Survival Guide

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Posted by: mindful webworker - technically squeaking at February 11, 2019 11:59 AM (cNEwX)

250 Posted by: Hands at February 11, 2019 11:57 AM (786Ro)

We need RondinellaMomma! She can curse in Italian with the best of 'em!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 11, 2019 11:59 AM (wYseH)

251 166 144 Oh and super snowy in Seattle. Fluffy white stuff everywhere. I might be in the minority here but I love it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 11, 2019 11:39 AM (xJa6I)

I despise snow. Down here in Eugene, we got a light dusting yesterday, but it quickly disappeared. And today it's 40 degrees and drizzling rain. This is more my kind of weather.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at February 11, 2019 11:44 AM (wem1b)

I'm an Iowa boy, so I was raised on all 4 seasons. I mostly enjoy the temperate weather out here but this winter wonderland stuff is awesome and nostalgic for me.
But I'm weird, everyone says so.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 11, 2019 12:01 PM (xJa6I)

252 In the before times we had a toolbar that would format for us. We could put in live links.

And then the bad men came. They found the marquee tag.

It was Pox-Eclipse, full of pain!

And out of it were birthed crackling dust and fearsome time.

'Member this!


In short, this is why we can't have nice things.

Posted by: blaster at February 11, 2019 12:01 PM (9VeU0)

253 GunProDeals has the Walther PPS for $259 dollars.

Buy one. Buy two, one for a friend.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 11, 2019 12:03 PM (xJa6I)

254 >>> Just saw that Lt. Gov. Fairfax is refusing to resign - this is beautiful, because we're in the catbirds seat here.

Not just #metoo nullification. I think they were hoping to make the infanticide thing go away, but with him staying, it remains an anchor around the necks of the VA DNC. As it should.

Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 12:03 PM (hvf9s)

255 Here it is, the Year of the Trump-Rooster: https://tinyurl.com/y2ga4lvd

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at February 11, 2019 12:04 PM (kS0sG)

256 Millions of Liberal Facebook drones cry out on confusion "Russian puppet Trump will be impeached! It's true! IT HAS TO BE TRUE!! " underneath a tearful paean to1/2 elegant man, 1/2 Kenyan, 1/2 Hawaiian magical being Barack Hussein Obama's myhtically flawless, but no longer extant, presidency.

Posted by: Ambiguously Gay Richard Simmons at February 11, 2019 12:04 PM (DG7sg)

257 Great cartoon. Shows that Sandy O is straight out of Looney Tunes. Maybe NY Dems should say to her, B-D B-D That's All, Folks!"

By the way, did they ever build that Lollabrigida to nowhere in Alaska?

Posted by: mercenary13 at February 11, 2019 12:04 PM (mg6lV)

258 Posted by: mindful webworker - technically squeaking

Thanks,

I have been posting and reading at the HQ since hector was a pup and I had never seen that.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 11, 2019 12:08 PM (LWu6U)

259 The only God Emperor I recognize is part sandworm. Accept no substitutes!

Posted by: H.R. Cuckinstuff at February 11, 2019 12:11 PM (BvNzB)

260 66

Damn... Beat again.

Posted by: franksalterego at February 11, 2019 12:12 PM (3cq8T)

261 Fat Fuck Erickson is trying to scramble back from being associated with that retarded monkey, Patterico.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 11, 2019 12:12 PM (1pz14)

262 And in the other job application it asks you the same questions about 45 times-about taking and selling illegal drugs and stealing from the from the company. One question asked, whether you agree or disagree, "It's not wrong to take illegal drugs at work as long as you're doing your job.' Aaaaaaargh

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 11, 2019 12:14 PM (AllCR)

263 The Donald reddit must be flipping out. That is hilarious.

Posted by: RYAN FRANK at February 11, 2019 12:27 PM (CY4BB)

264 Okay so the lady in the middle is Silvia Pampanini or Penoni or whatever. Who is the flatty on the right and how did she get in the picture.?

Posted by: Comanche Voter at February 11, 2019 12:46 PM (WRSbt)

265 Who dese?

Dey's real. Dey ain't AOC.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at February 11, 2019 12:50 PM (o7l6R)

266
The Claw! The Claw! Run for your lives!

LOL

Posted by: God Emperor, we are not worthy! at February 11, 2019 01:27 PM (pNxlR)

267 I love the twitter sword

Posted by: rayj at February 11, 2019 01:37 PM (pI/IV)

268 Can we send that GEOTUS to the southern border?

Posted by: Eternal Vigilance Is The Price Of Freedom at February 11, 2019 01:44 PM (EATOD)

269 Here is a link to the Obama float for the Carnevale Viareggio: Gotta love the Bin Laden guy in his hat, next to the rainbow flag (no, I'm not kidding):
https://tinyurl.com/y34doo7m

Posted by: Beverly at February 11, 2019 04:43 PM (P2xYI)

270 And the Obama figure is accompanied by CLOWNS in rainbow wigs, not Viking warrior maidens.

So yeah, a tribute to the God Emperor, and a slam against the Clown.

Posted by: Beverly at February 11, 2019 04:45 PM (P2xYI)

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