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John Katshit, Hero to NeverTrump, Is Rude to Airplane Crew and Then Bumps a Passenger After Taking Her Seat Because He Refused to Lower Himself to be Bumped Out of First Class
Former Ohio gov. John Kasich stole comedian's seat on Alaska Airlines flight after refusing to be downgraded to premium economy when he was bumped out of first class to make room for a pilot Julie Klausner got on the Alaska Airlines flight on January 16 to find Kasich in her seat She did not confront him but asked staff who explained that he had refused to be downgraded to premium A pilot who had to fly at the other end of the journey had been given Kasich's seat and he was bumped out because he paid the least, the airline said Instead of moving, he jumped into Klausner's seat because it was empty She got off the plane after standing at the front with staff, in front of him, because she said she did not want to cause a 'stink' Kasich, she claimed, had already been unpleasant to the staff on board Klausner tweeted about the incident and also discussed it in her podcast Kasich, who until January 3 had the use of private, state aircraft, has not commented He had been behaving like a 'douchebag a**hole' in the lounge beforehand, she saidThese NeverTrumpers have such character and class and possess first-class temperaments, is what they're always insisting to me.
He knows I'm standing right in front of him because that's my seat. Finally a ticket agent comes on the plane and looks and sees that John Kasich is sitting there and he shook his head and he says, "This guy was downgraded and he refused to go into the seat he was newly assigned and he sat in yours and that's your seat,"" Klausner said in her podcast. 'Instead of saying, OK I'm going to go sit in 12C which has the extra legroom, she said it was premium and not economy, he got really mad and was a total d**k to the staff and sat in my staff instead. 'That is what was told to me,' she added.There's a picture of Katshit just having planted himself in the stolen seat and pretending he's not aware of the person standing inches to his right telling the stewardress that he stole her seat. Not entitled at all. Maybe The BullFluffer (the Bulwark) can try to spare his public image by doing a photoshop where he's wearing those Meme Sunglasses that were cool
We face a two-fold challenge today: not merely resisting the pressures of the Left, but also a conservative movement that is being driven by grifters and mountebanks into a dark hole of nativism [opposition to the corporate cuck open borders agenda] protectionism [ditto], isolationism [ditto], and fabulism [claims that open borders reduces wages and job opportunities for actual Americans]. The Bulwark will stand in the breach and shout, "You can't be serious?"Wow. What a rousing call to arms. Like Henry V. Talk more about your manbaby obsessions like superhero movies and gay nerd shit, Jonathan.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: SturmToddler at January 30, 2019 12:57 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 30, 2019 12:58 PM (8D42x)
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Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 30, 2019 12:58 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 30, 2019 12:58 PM (8D42x)
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Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 30, 2019 01:00 PM (aWhzp)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 30, 2019 01:00 PM (jxbfJ)
Am I doing it right?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 30, 2019 01:01 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2019 01:01 PM (dvH9o)
Posted by: John Kasich at January 30, 2019 01:01 PM (7MRhd)
Posted by: JessiP at January 30, 2019 01:01 PM (PsdJu)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2019 01:02 PM (VpIIl)
Wow, all this AND they don't like Trump!? You sure can't find this kind of content anywhere else on the internets. Certainly not on Twitter, Youtube, Facebook, 24/7 for the last fucking decade.
Please take all of my money.
At least RedLetterMedia is funny about it.
Posted by: El Kabong at January 30, 2019 01:02 PM (datdl)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 30, 2019 01:02 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 30, 2019 01:02 PM (kG5hP)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 30, 2019 01:02 PM (gsGev)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 30, 2019 01:02 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: nip at January 30, 2019 01:03 PM (DfGpI)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 30, 2019 01:03 PM (pw+jk)
Schumer? Kasich? Sheila Jackson Lee?
It really exposes these pompous assholes for what they are.
That's why they should be prohibited from flying military, so we can see who they really are among the people they claim to represent.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 30, 2019 01:03 PM (RpM6k)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2019 01:03 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 30, 2019 01:03 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: SH at January 30, 2019 01:03 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2019 01:03 PM (vmAQh)
This is when you turn around and strain to within shart-risk of summoning the killing-wind.
Please Crom. I do not ask for much. Speed to me the weapon that this battle requires...
Posted by: Zod at January 30, 2019 01:03 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 30, 2019 01:03 PM (xPJvm)
He's still an ass for taking the other lady's seat, though.
Posted by: not the mama at January 30, 2019 01:04 PM (t2AQi)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 30, 2019 01:04 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 30, 2019 01:04 PM (aWhzp)
Man, does that ever piss me off.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2019 01:04 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: clutch cargo at January 30, 2019 01:04 PM (sLicW)
Posted by: x at January 30, 2019 01:04 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: MrMystery at January 30, 2019 01:04 PM (VbLoi)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 30, 2019 01:04 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: El Kabong at January 30, 2019 01:04 PM (datdl)
Posted by: steevy at January 30, 2019 01:04 PM (BXMxN)
my guess is that it's from the french monter-banc, or climb up on a bench, maybe because hucksters would do that for attention when talking to a crowd to get money out of them? I'll check and let you know.
Posted by: ace at January 30, 2019 01:05 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Vic at January 30, 2019 01:05 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: wth at January 30, 2019 01:05 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2019 01:05 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 30, 2019 01:05 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: kraken at January 30, 2019 01:05 PM (90T4r)
It's actually from the Italian but the Italian means the same thing as the French. (Italian, they say, is french vocabulary with spanish pronunciation.)
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/mountebank
Posted by: ace at January 30, 2019 01:05 PM (PbpT7)
why weren't the air marshals and/or police called to escort his sorry ass off the plane. let's you or I or any other normal citizen refuse to get out of a seat and see what happens.
remember the Asian guy who beat up on united?
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 30, 2019 01:06 PM (8D42x)
I think hes just going second generation 'postal'
Posted by: Sphynx at January 30, 2019 01:06 PM (rXie1)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2019 01:06 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: JEM at January 30, 2019 01:06 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: MAGA - Chicago Chapter at January 30, 2019 01:06 PM (WrMOC)
The biggest asshole sitting in first class was the son of a mailman..
Posted by: Archer at January 30, 2019 01:06 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 30, 2019 01:06 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Someguy at January 30, 2019 01:06 PM (WYC5Y)
Dipshits.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 30, 2019 01:06 PM (RpM6k)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2019
*
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I'm offended that you'd compare this human to my pristine litter box leavings.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius's Cat at January 30, 2019 01:06 PM (7MRhd)
Ahahahahaha.
Hahahaha.
Hahahaha.
BRB. Need to catch my breath.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 30, 2019 01:06 PM (9hauA)
Dibs on mountebank! Always wanted to be called a mountebank!
That leaves only "a cad and a bounder" on my bucket list of names I've not been called.
Posted by: Mountebank Krebs, of the Royal Canadian Mountebank Police at January 30, 2019 01:06 PM (pNxlR)
Sounds like this is the airlines fault, more than anything else.
Posted by: Don Q at January 30, 2019 01:06 PM (NgKpN)
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Sooooooo........ Toot Sweet is totes OK now???
Posted by: fixerupper at January 30, 2019 01:06 PM (8XRCm)
The delusional rantings of these BullFluffer people are really disturbing. My favorite is the idiocy of calling rule of law, and rational immigration policy "nativism".
It's just the obvious equivalent of the slander of "racism", which is 100% false, at all times. But thinking these people are intelligent enough to know how stupid and vile they are is itself a dangerous delusion.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 30, 2019 01:06 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: kraken at January 30, 2019 01:06 PM (90T4r)
Of course.
Where does low-rated CNN get all this money to buy respectability?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 30, 2019 01:07 PM (gsGev)
Posted by: Unpleasant Peasant at January 30, 2019 01:07 PM (VQea+)
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 30, 2019 01:07 PM (OD2ni)
Man, does that ever piss me off.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2019 01:04 PM (/tuJf)
a) it is total bullshit
b) if you or I stole another passengers seat and refused to move, we'd get dragged off the plane in 2 seconds flat.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 30, 2019 01:07 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 30, 2019 01:07 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at January 30, 2019 01:07 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2019 01:07 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 30, 2019 01:08 PM (TAmPV)
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I don't think they pay him that much.
Posted by: SH at January 30, 2019 01:08 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: John Kasich at January 30, 2019 01:08 PM (RpM6k)
Posted by: Max Power at January 30, 2019 01:08 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 30, 2019 01:08 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 30, 2019 01:08 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: MAGA-Licious at January 30, 2019 01:08 PM (rXie1)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2019 01:08 PM (VpIIl)
(Although in truth they deserved to be cheated, since they were willing to be paid to cheat the rest of us by supporting a sham candidate)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2019 01:08 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Newman at January 30, 2019 01:08 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 30, 2019 01:08 PM (TAmPV)
"small bites, Barron, small bites."
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 30, 2019 01:09 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 30, 2019 01:07 PM (gsGev)
CNN is a deep state op.
Posted by: Max Power at January 30, 2019 01:09 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Janir at January 30, 2019 01:09 PM (7FTeO)
Man, does that ever piss me off.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2019 01:04 PM
Also overbooking. How many people book a flight and then don't show up? If they don't show up without a damn good provable reason then charge their card and voila, problem solved. Even better have someone on a dirt cheap fare on standby and you get a twofer out of the deal. I love when they start their offer at 20 bucks and a donut. Yea, nope. I did take on offer once as it was a $400.00 voucher. Too good to pass up.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2019 01:09 PM (vmAQh)
Ace, this "comedian" julie klaushits has a podcast.
Ace, Ron Jeremy Jr has a podcast.
Where's YOUR podcast? Dood, you need to do youtube podcasts.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 30, 2019 01:09 PM (JuvA7)
You saw the part about where he was bumped because he'd paid the least?
Maybe the Buzzfeed Solution isn't far down the road for CNN.
Posted by: JEM at January 30, 2019 01:09 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: SH at January 30, 2019 01:03 PM (sX1BW)
Shouldn't those be ANTI Productive Rights?
Because abortion is the 'right' to STOP production.
Posted by: Don Q at January 30, 2019 01:09 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: SH at January 30, 2019 01:03 PM (sX1BW)
yeah, I'm not going to comment on account of I like this place and don't want banned...
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 30, 2019 01:09 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: John Kasich - Super Christian and arbiter of souls at January 30, 2019 01:10 PM (cAnNx)
the woman did not press the issue. Alas.
He probably would have gotten away with it even if she had, of course.
Posted by: ace at January 30, 2019 01:10 PM (PbpT7)
Somebody would have gotten embarrassed as hell. And it wouldn't have been me.
Posted by: Antisocialist at January 30, 2019 01:10 PM (K/JGW)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2019 01:10 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Archer at January 30, 2019 01:10 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 30, 2019 01:08 PM (xPl2J)
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Well, yeah - it's first class, which means you get a meal.
Which means about 40% of John's meal ended up on his neighbor, as he ravened it like the velociraptor in the Jurassic Park feeding scene.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2019 01:10 PM (fuwT4)
Posted by: Decaf at January 30, 2019 01:10 PM (FBm+D)
Posted by: bjstuggggggz at January 30, 2019 01:10 PM (e44Qj)
meaning "in" or "on"), and the noun "banco" ("bench"). Put these
components together and you can deduce the literal origins of
"mountebank" as someone mounted on a bench - the "bench" being the
platform on which charlatans from the 16th and 17th centuries would
stand to sell their phony medicines. Mountebanks often included various
forms of light entertainment on stage in order to attract customers.
Later, extended uses of "mountebank" referred to someone who falsely
claims to have knowledge about a particular subject or a person who
simply pretends to be something he or she is not in order to gain
attention.
Posted by: Vic at January 30, 2019 01:10 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: grumpyguy at January 30, 2019 01:10 PM (qu9VF)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 30, 2019 01:11 PM (xPJvm)
It's not your seat. It's their seat. They're leasing it to you.
Posted by: Zod at January 30, 2019 01:11 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 30, 2019 01:11 PM (Tc1vu)
And I have to go out and shovel now.
Wait, my neighbor shoveled my sidewalk for me! Don't know which one, though.
I love toxic masculinity!
Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 30, 2019 01:11 PM (9hauA)
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Yep. And you get to stop where you want to.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 30, 2019 01:11 PM (2LelM)
https://tinyurl.com/yd6yxm9e
Have the NeverTrumpers asked Tapper about what he thinks so they can give a proper twitter response.
Posted by: William Eaton at January 30, 2019 01:11 PM (MuTTO)
But no, apparently the elitist dick needs to be a dick.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2019 01:11 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: HowPunny at January 30, 2019 01:11 PM (cjJLs)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 30, 2019 01:11 PM (9hauA)
Reproductive rights INFANTICIDE
Hell, they can extend it up to about...oh, age forty...as far as I care.
Posted by: Bill Kristol, Free of All Principle at January 30, 2019 01:11 PM (8erNz)
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Kenneth Branaugh made a good Henry V.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at January 30, 2019 01:11 PM (ANN96)
Posted by: steevy at January 30, 2019 01:12 PM (BXMxN)
OMG. Just watching some BBC wildlife show on ocean life.....
The dolphins are eating these poor fish alive. I can't believe what I'm seeing. A few dolphins herd the fish into a massive swarm like group...while other dolphins tear through the group of scared fishes and eat all they want....ALIVE. The dolphins just catch these cute little fish in their mouths and swallow them whole.
F*cking dolphins.
Savages.
I can't even....
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at January 30, 2019 01:12 PM (SchKm)
Posted by: L Ron Hubbard at January 30, 2019 01:12 PM (ju9gW)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2019 01:12 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Newman at January 30, 2019 01:08 PM (OD2ni)
Neither rain, nor sleet, nor getting bumped out of their seat stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed flights!
Posted by: Don Q at January 30, 2019 01:13 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: kraken at January 30, 2019 01:13 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: El Kabong at January 30, 2019 01:02 PM (datdl)
The RLM guys are liberals but they don't do politics. You know, like in the old days. I was surprised when they did their Best of the Worst (randomly pick three bad movies) and they actually decided the Christian PG film was the best of the three. At times they are too crude for my tastes. However, they do have some funny moments and good insights.
Posted by: WOPR at January 30, 2019 01:13 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: HowPunny at January 30, 2019 01:11 PM (cjJLs)
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Yes. And that ship is now the "Cruise Ship" space on the Moronopoly game I've been working on.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2019 01:13 PM (fuwT4)
I sent an email to the airline that holds all my frequent-flyer miles hostage asking whether they intended to name one of their new 737MAXes the Amistad. I got an auto-reply and nothing more.
Posted by: JEM at January 30, 2019 01:13 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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There is very little difference between them, and the global warming cabal, who believe that lecturing everyone about saving the planet by doing with less, entitles them to keep a straight face while living in mansions and flying private jets.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 30, 2019 01:13 PM (aWhzp)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2019 01:12 PM (VpIIl)
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"Say that again, please."
-Frank Abagnale, Jr.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at January 30, 2019 01:13 PM (ANN96)
And once I pay them my cash money a contract has been completed and it becomes my seat for the duration of the flight.
I lease my Jeep. Does Jeep have the right to come take it anytime they want and use it for their own purposes?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2019 01:13 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 30, 2019 01:11 PM (xPJvm)
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I'm planning to drive to a wedding in MN, about 2K miles because I refuse to fly. Like you, love airplanes and flying is cool, but airlines have turned it into victim pays torture.
Posted by: blake - used High Sierra Salesman at January 30, 2019 01:13 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Someguy at January 30, 2019 01:13 PM (WYC5Y)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 30, 2019 01:13 PM (gsGev)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2019 01:12 PM (VpIIl)
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I also noticed that. I usually see deadheads riding in Premium Economy. Maybe he was a bigwig. Either way, the airline clearly had bumping rules in place and Kasich decided not to follow them. If he disagrees with the bumping rules (he may have a point, not sure without more detail) then the answer is to never fly that airline again.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2019 01:14 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: x at January 30, 2019 01:14 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 30, 2019 01:14 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2019 01:14 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: El Kabong at January 30, 2019 01:02 PM (datdl)
The RLM guys are liberals but they don't do politics. You know, like in the old days. I was surprised when they did their Best of the Worst (randomly pick three bad movies) and they actually decided the Christian PG film was the best of the three. At times they are too crude for my tastes. However, they do have some funny moments and good insights.
Posted by: WOPR at January 30, 2019 01:13 PM (J70i0)
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I think they're default Wisconsin liberals. Not much thought about politics, but their upbringing created a cultural association with progressivism that they'll never shed.
Jack the Wizard is the only one I've seen who gets actually political.
Mike, Jay, and Rich Evans? I don't think they care that much.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at January 30, 2019 01:15 PM (ANN96)
Gah, I hate these people.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2019 01:15 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 30, 2019 01:15 PM (Boy/L)
You will read the contract more closely.
Posted by: Zod at January 30, 2019 01:15 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Don Q at January 30, 2019 01:13 PM (NgKpN)
Maybe he was delivering a high priority package for the USPS and was sworn to secrecy.
Posted by: WOPR at January 30, 2019 01:15 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: clutch cargo at January 30, 2019 01:15 PM (sLicW)
It's not your seat. It's their seat. They're leasing it to you.
Posted by: Zod at January 30, 2019 01:11 PM (Bdeb0)
Their seat is flying in the taxpayers airspace
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 30, 2019 01:15 PM (TAmPV)
I did not notice this. Seriously.
How did I not notice this?
Posted by: ace at January 30, 2019 01:15 PM (PbpT7)
Man, does that ever piss me off.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2019 01:04 PM (/tuJf)
While I agree, IF, and I'm stretching a little to defend the airline, if it was a long enough flight the pilot had to sleep then first class may be mandatory. lay flat seats and all. but idk if this flight would qualify.
but I have noticed pilots sleeping in first when doing long haul flights.
but that doesn't account for the airline NOT HAVING MADE that arrangement prior to selling the seats.
but either way, this ends with the mail-douche being treated special
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 30, 2019 01:15 PM (8D42x)
Comedy is dead, parody is dead. Shameless, self-unaware "journalists" have killed them.
Posted by: Decaf at January 30, 2019 01:15 PM (FBm+D)
I did not notice this. Seriously.
How did I not notice this?
Posted by: ace at January 30, 2019 01:15 PM (PbpT7)
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Because when you think of bulwarks you think of...walls?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at January 30, 2019 01:16 PM (ANN96)
Fly a Gadsen flag. That usually makes 'em clench up.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 30, 2019 01:16 PM (ju9gW)
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I'd be more willing to defend him, if he'd be more willing to defend those conservative values I hold dear.
But he doesn't, so f*** him.
Posted by: SH at January 30, 2019 01:16 PM (sX1BW)
a contract has been completed all right. you should read it.
Posted by: x at January 30, 2019 01:16 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at January 30, 2019 01:16 PM (A8pKz)
Please Crom. I do not ask for much. Speed to me the weapon that this battle requires...
When you pray to Crom, Shit got real.
Posted by: Fox at January 30, 2019 01:16 PM (hdFyL)
I did not notice this. Seriously.
How did I not notice this?
Posted by: ace at January 30, 2019 01:15 PM (PbpT7)
Shelving related trauma. I see it all the time.
Posted by: Someguy at January 30, 2019 01:16 PM (WYC5Y)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2019 01:16 PM (VpIIl)
a contract has been completed all right. you should read it.
Posted by: x at January 30, 2019 01:16 PM (nFwvY)
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"What's this 'the airline reserves the right' bullshit?!?!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at January 30, 2019 01:16 PM (ANN96)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 30, 2019 01:16 PM (JuvA7)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 30, 2019 01:16 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 30, 2019 01:16 PM (2sCft)
Because you or I would have to...
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 30, 2019 01:16 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: kraken at January 30, 2019 01:17 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2019 01:17 PM (vmAQh)
So they can help him "navigate" the next phase of his "public and private life". Nothing says authenticity to average votes like needing a talent agency to navigate who you are.
Who am I? What am I? To be or not to be.
Trump knows who is is! May love him or hate him, but I tell you this - He knows who he is!
Posted by: William Eaton at January 30, 2019 01:17 PM (MuTTO)
A Biden/Harris ticket could be elected. Comedy lives.
Posted by: Zod at January 30, 2019 01:17 PM (Bdeb0)
yeah but that's not the question. It was already decided that SOMEONE would lose a first class seat. He decided he would force SOMEONE ELSE to lose her first class seat, rather than just going back to Premium himself.
Because he's more important.
His father, who was A Mailman, taught him the lesson of being a self-important c**t.
Posted by: ace at January 30, 2019 01:17 PM (PbpT7)
He said they shouted, "Only a Democrat would expand Obamacare!"as they ran away
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 30, 2019 01:17 PM (E33VB)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2019 01:17 PM (VpIIl)
(She looked like she was fibbing about her own consumption of salad, but the point was valid. What ever happened to necessary body-shaming?)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 30, 2019 01:17 PM (7MRhd)
I did not notice this. Seriously.
How did I not notice this?
Posted by: ace at January 30, 2019 01:15 PM (PbpT7)
From here on out, call it "The Bilge."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2019 01:17 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2019 01:17 PM (39g3+)
Fly a Gadsen flag. That usually makes 'em clench up.
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My plan was to put the Schultz stickers on their cars.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 30, 2019 01:18 PM (2LelM)
yeah but that's not the question. It was already decided that SOMEONE would lose a first class seat. He decided he would force SOMEONE ELSE to lose her first class seat, rather than just going back to Premium himself.
Because he's more important.
His father, who was A Mailman, taught him the lesson of being a self-important c**t.
Posted by: ace at January 30, 2019 01:17 PM (PbpT7)
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He's a man of the people. Just like Chavez was.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at January 30, 2019 01:18 PM (ANN96)
I'm still high on my excellent etymology call. You can't bring me down.
Posted by: ace at January 30, 2019 01:18 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at January 30, 2019 01:18 PM (PhEJj)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2019 01:14 PM (39g3+)
But the issue is he commandeered someone else's seat and was rude/flippant /dismissive about it.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 30, 2019 01:18 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Archer at January 30, 2019 01:18 PM (gmo/4)
I know what the contract says. I've flown a lot of miles and been bumped out of many seats.
It's a bullshit policy and as long as the airlines are allowed to operate a virtual monopoly on many routes they should also be forced to offer fair contracts. I don't know any other industry that is allowed to get away with this let alone one that is so heavily regulated, largely because they can't stop fucking people over.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2019 01:18 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: phone of kari at January 30, 2019 01:18 PM (8IQhD)
I did not notice this. Seriously.
How did I not notice this?
Posted by: ace at January 30, 2019 01:15 PM (PbpT7)
So, basically, large passenger ships have become synonymous with arrant cuckery.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at January 30, 2019 01:18 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2019 01:17 PM (ptqGC)
The Dinghy.
Posted by: Someguy at January 30, 2019 01:18 PM (WYC5Y)
He should have dealt with directly instead of just stealing someone else's seat, making it then *her* problem to take up with the airline.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2019 01:18 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: IC at January 30, 2019 01:18 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at January 30, 2019 01:19 PM (tAZa2)
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I'd be pissed too. And why should she be more important than him.
I guess the only answer I can come up with is because she didn't sell out her state's voters by enacting Medicaid Expansion.
So once again, F*** him.
Posted by: SH at January 30, 2019 01:19 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: ace at January 30, 2019 01:18 PM (PbpT7)"
But the shelves? That's another matter.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2019 01:19 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Orson at January 30, 2019 01:19 PM (M6iEe)
I'd be pissed too. And why should she be more important than him.
I guess the only answer I can come up with is because she didn't sell out her state's voters by enacting Medicaid Expansion.
So once again, F*** him.
Posted by: SH at January 30, 2019 01:19 PM (sX1BW)
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Hey, it got him into heaven, apparently.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at January 30, 2019 01:19 PM (ANN96)
I love plane crashes and shipwrecks.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 30, 2019 01:19 PM (JuvA7)
John Kaisch likes to eat Raymond Burr's already recycled poop. Off a Delft china plate with a silver spoon.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 30, 2019 01:19 PM (n2qRY)
"...in accordance with the terms and conditions of the carrier contract, Carrier reserves the right to bend Freight over a seat, secure his/her neck to an armrest with a flight attendant's necktie, remove his/her pants, and roger him/her. Enjoy your flight, and thank you for choosing Carrier!"
Posted by: Zod at January 30, 2019 01:19 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2019 01:17 PM
How YOU doin', sailor?
Posted by: Cuck's Wife at January 30, 2019 01:19 PM (ju9gW)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 30, 2019 01:16 PM (JuvA7)
Shorter version of bulkhead is head. Yeah, that works.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 30, 2019 01:19 PM (T71PA)
yeah but that's not the question. It was already decided that SOMEONE would lose a first class seat. He decided he would force SOMEONE ELSE to lose her first class seat, rather than just going back to Premium himself.
Because he's more important.
His father, who was A Mailman, taught him the lesson of being a self-important c**t.
Posted by: ace at January 30, 2019 01:17 PM (PbpT7)
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He's a man of the people. Just like Chavez was.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at January 30, 2019 01:18 PM (ANN96)
That's not fair. At least Chavez could fly a plane.
Posted by: josephistan at January 30, 2019 01:19 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: ace at January 30, 2019 01:19 PM (PbpT7)
Then again, the dickwad probably has no intention of running in 2020 so he can be as douchey as he wants.
Posted by: clutch cargo at January 30, 2019 01:20 PM (sLicW)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2019 01:20 PM (ptqGC)
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I've employed the barbeque method a couple of times. Nothing like charcoal briquettes under an oil pan to get an engine running.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 30, 2019 01:20 PM (2LelM)
"...in accordance with the terms and conditions of the carrier contract, Carrier reserves the right to bend Freight over a seat, secure his/her neck to an armrest with a flight attendant's necktie, remove his/her pants, and roger him/her. Enjoy your flight, and thank you for choosing Carrier!"
Posted by: Zod at January 30, 2019 01:19 PM (Bdeb0)
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What else am I gonna do? Ride a train for three days?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at January 30, 2019 01:20 PM (ANN96)
a contract has been completed all right. you should read it.
Posted by: x at January 30, 2019 01:16 PM (nFwvY)
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I have read it and you are correct. It gives them all sorts of escape clauses.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 30, 2019 01:20 PM (ffYR/)
+++
And empty airline seats
Posted by: Total Control Racist at January 30, 2019 01:20 PM (tAZa2)
Posted by: Archer at January 30, 2019 01:18 PM (gmo/4)
++++++++++
Much cheaper per passenger-mile, though.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2019 01:20 PM (I2dne)
Airline personnel should take the economy class seat first. Not first class. Bumping someone out of first-class is a dick move. Which was countered with another dick move. Too many dicks.
Not many givafucks in this story.
Posted by: Newest Nic at January 30, 2019 01:20 PM (jYje5)
I did not notice this. Seriously.
How did I not notice this?
Posted by: ace at January 30, 2019 01:15 PM
Which is weird because the definition of a bulwark is a wall or barrier. Ironic isn't it.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2019 01:20 PM (vmAQh)
His father, who was A Mailman, taught him the lesson of being a self-important c**t.
A true mailman's son would fly in the cargo hold.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 30, 2019 01:21 PM (TAmPV)
A Biden/Harris ticket could be elected. Comedy lives.
Posted by: Zod at January 30, 2019 01:17 PM (Bdeb0)
Their combined Field of Stupidity would rip the fabric of spacetime. But it would be hilarious while it was happening.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at January 30, 2019 01:21 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: John Kasich :) at January 30, 2019 01:21 PM (va/N7)
It's trolling, which indicates shaming these people is useless. Any attention is good enough for them.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 30, 2019 01:21 PM (gsGev)
I dunno I'm kinda torn on this, he's a jerk but I don't see why he
should have to leave his seat for a pilot to get a free ride on the
airline.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2019 01:14 PM (39g3+)
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This is confusing. Did the pilot pay for the seat?
"A pilot who had to fly at the other end of the journey had been given
Kasich's seat and he was bumped out because he paid the least, the
airline said"
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at January 30, 2019 01:21 PM (A8pKz)
Oh well.
This guy is a real SOM, you know?
Posted by: Dr. T at January 30, 2019 01:21 PM (2PXwn)
I think they'll hold.
But then, I thought that Forward was Reverse on my drill/driver so who the fuck knows.
Posted by: ace at January 30, 2019 01:21 PM (PbpT7)
"Oh, but he wouldn't get good sleep back there for the return trip!"
Then schedule shit better next time.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 30, 2019 01:21 PM (ju9gW)
Save the dolphins? Send your extra spare cash to WWF to save the dolphins that eat fish ALIVE.
No.
Shoot those heartless bastards. They are horrible.
Horrible.
I'm so triggered right now.....*
*runs to safe space under the sink
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at January 30, 2019 01:21 PM (SchKm)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at January 30, 2019 01:20 PM (ANN96)
I drive.... even cross country now.
But then, my time is now my own.
Posted by: Don Q at January 30, 2019 01:21 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 30, 2019 01:21 PM (OD2ni)
It's a bullshit policy Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2019 01:18 PM (/tuJf)
No one is arguing the merits of the policy. The topic is the existence of it. This has been established.
You may have peanuts and one (1) carbonated drink of your choice. The motion-sickness bag is available for use.
Thank you for choosing X.
Posted by: Zod at January 30, 2019 01:21 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: ace at January 30, 2019 01:22 PM (PbpT7)
The Head
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 30, 2019 01:22 PM (JuvA7)
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 30, 2019 01:08 PM (xPl2J)
After witnessing such a display, I would have spent the entire trip asking if he was the mailman who lost the presidential nomination for the gop. the ENTIRE flight...
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 30, 2019 01:22 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at January 30, 2019 01:22 PM (tAZa2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2019 01:22 PM (ptqGC)
+++
Slubberdegulions
Posted by: Total Control Racist at January 30, 2019 01:19 PM (tAZa2)
Flibbertigibbets
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 30, 2019 01:22 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: kraken at January 30, 2019 01:22 PM (90T4r)
But then, I thought that Forward was Reverse on my drill/driver so who the fuck knows.
Posted by: ace at January 30, 2019 01:21 PM (PbpT7)
+++++
**** Tears well up in eyes ****
So very proud....
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 30, 2019 01:22 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Paul Westerberg at January 30, 2019 01:22 PM (t2P6q)
I've been saying for years that soon they'll be making us pay for oxygen.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 30, 2019 01:22 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: ace at January 30, 2019 01:21 PM (PbpT7)
IKEA shelves???
Posted by: kraken at January 30, 2019 01:22 PM (90T4r)
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They have umlauts. They're classy.
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Posted by: ace at January 30, 2019 01:23 PM (PbpT7)
Hugo was not a pilot. He was a paratrooper or as his hagiographers in the commie press would always say "fiery former paratrooper." Dickheads.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 30, 2019 01:23 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 30, 2019 01:22 PM (8D42x)
Lol...folks probably thought he was some sort of rabid animal and avoiding eye contact.
Posted by: IC at January 30, 2019 01:23 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 30, 2019 01:23 PM (aWhzp)
Posted by: William Eaton at January 30, 2019 01:23 PM (MuTTO)
Posted by: ace at January 30, 2019 01:23 PM (PbpT7)
The public shame of the Carrier exercising its prerogative will only last as long as the flight. Take comfort in the likelihood that you'll never see any of the witnesses again.
Posted by: Zod at January 30, 2019 01:23 PM (Bdeb0)
The Bill of Reproductive Rights
I. The right to be unencumbered with a child.
II. The right to be irresponsible.
III. The right to be a whore.
IV. The right to murder.
Posted by: mikeyG at January 30, 2019 01:23 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at January 30, 2019 01:23 PM (P4Pk9)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 30, 2019 01:20 PM
Yep. That's what I did. And I used a heater with a tarp over it. I started it last night hoping it would fire this morning, to no avail. At minus 32 not much was starting. The dog looked at me like WTF?
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2019 01:23 PM (vmAQh)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 30, 2019 01:23 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: ace at January 30, 2019 01:22 PM (PbpT7)
Leave those monsters on the floor. They will bend shelves worse than those Time Life History of the Old West books.
Trust me on this one.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 30, 2019 01:23 PM (bcbK8)
Greyhound seats are actually a hell of a lot roomier than anything under 1st class is today! I made a mistake of flying a Spirit Air flight once, because it was at the right time and it was cheap. I felt like I was trapped in some kind of Chinese torture device with my knees pinned together about 12 inches in front of my face for 2 solid hours.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2019 01:23 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 30, 2019 01:23 PM (0OmEj)
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I initially read this as RBG books, and I was definitely embarrassed for you.
Posted by: SH at January 30, 2019 01:23 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Archer at January 30, 20"
Hey buddy, why do you think I refused to move out of First Class. Sheesh.
Posted by: John Kasich at January 30, 2019 01:24 PM (OD2ni)
Like United Airlines did.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at January 30, 2019 01:24 PM (PFy0L)
Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at January 30, 2019 01:23 PM (P4Pk9)
That's me.
I'm his friend.
And I want to know.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 30, 2019 01:24 PM (bcbK8)
The public shame of the Carrier exercising its prerogative will only last as long as the flight. Take comfort in the likelihood that you'll never see any of the witnesses again.
Posted by: Zod at January 30, 2019 01:23 PM (Bdeb0)
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There's always Mr. Garrison's invention...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at January 30, 2019 01:24 PM (XSSCs)
Actually, that is exactly what I'm doing. It's a shitty policy.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2019 01:24 PM (/tuJf)
"Mountebank" used to be pretty common English.
Maybe the Book Thread needs to expand the vocabulary bit...I always read it, if not often comment on it...
Posted by: JEM at January 30, 2019 01:24 PM (8erNz)
...
Posted by: ace at January 30, 2019 01:21 PM (PbpT7)"
Just don't hang that effeminate messenger bag on them and they should be good.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2019 01:24 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Hikaru at January 30, 2019 01:24 PM (pgXNG)
yeah, but prae sedens is all the presidentin' he's gonna do, so he's kinda attached to it.
Posted by: Anachronda at January 30, 2019 01:24 PM (sGtp+)
If this is in your match.com profile, get rid of it.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 30, 2019 01:24 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 30, 2019 01:24 PM (t2P6q)
Posted by: kraken at January 30, 2019 01:24 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: El Kabong
Change that to Age of Ultron & you've got yourself a deal !!!!!
Posted by: Adriane the Modest Proposal Critic ... at January 30, 2019 01:25 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: ace
>Haha
Sometimes when I drill stuff, I forget to set the direction as well.
Now that I think about it, I've drilled myself accidentally when I was in aviation maintenance class.
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at January 30, 2019 01:25 PM (HqMif)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 30, 2019 01:23 PM (0OmEj)
He is not the pheasant plucker, he's the pheasant plucker's son. He's only plucking pheasants til the pheasant plucker comes.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 30, 2019 01:25 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: kraken at January 30, 2019 01:22 PM
Could they really be any worse than O'Sullivan?
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 30, 2019 01:25 PM (ju9gW)
Thank you for choosing X.
Posted by: Zod at January 30, 2019 01:21 PM (Bdeb0)
At least they give you a beverage and a snack.
On my flights between London (Heathrow Airport is the actual worst) and Geneva, they didn't so much as pass out tap water. Nothing.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 30, 2019 01:25 PM (9hauA)
If this is in your match.com profile, get rid of it.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 30, 2019 01:24 PM (Boy/L)
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My then love of Doctor Who was front and center in my match.com profile.
It's how I met Dolley.
You be you, Ace! You be you.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at January 30, 2019 01:25 PM (XSSCs)
You only get full geek cred if they are worn and you colored some of the pictures. Especially the naked goddesses in Deities & Demigods
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2019 01:25 PM (39g3+)
Liquids do not freeze instantly. It takes time for the heat to be conducted away by the cold air. Not that the story isn't a hoax, but I think this is a dumb line of attack.
Posted by: Chris M at January 30, 2019 01:25 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: JuJuBee at January 30, 2019 01:25 PM (8YazN)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 30, 2019 01:25 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 30, 2019 01:25 PM (Boy/L)
Ace, you coulda used a stack of bricks and one by eights... or stacked up milk crates...
Posted by: kraken at January 30, 2019 01:24 PM (90T4r)
Shhhhhh....the IKEA shelving has been much more entertaining.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2019 01:25 PM (ptqGC)
i considered something like that but I wanted the floor space underneath
Posted by: ace at January 30, 2019 01:25 PM (PbpT7)
Maybe the Book Thread needs to expand the vocabulary bit...I always read it, if not often comment on it...
Posted by: JEM at January 30, 2019 01:24 PM (8erNz)"
AOSHQ Book Thread, no argument. The Cuckwad? It's a new word they probably don't even completely understand.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2019 01:25 PM (VpIIl)
I'm not seeing that - was it a link to another site?
I am curious . . .
Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2019 01:26 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: junior at January 30, 2019 01:26 PM (Fp6vo)
Posted by: El Kabong
Change that to Age of Ultron & you've got yourself a deal !!!!!
Posted by: Adriane the Modest Proposal Critic ... at January 30, 2019 01:25 PM (LPnfS)
She's right. You know that.
Age of Ultron is also the rare instance of the weapon going around and killing people on it's own.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 30, 2019 01:26 PM (bcbK8)
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I'd say about five minutes after the first instance of one of these so-called doctors letting a live child die after escaping the birth canal (and I use escape with purpose).
Posted by: SH at January 30, 2019 01:26 PM (sX1BW)
I think they'll hold.
Not with Magic, they won't.
A shelf is like a CANTILEVER, if you know what I mean.
In other words, there's prying pressure from the load on the shelves to top-back point of the screw or anchor.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 30, 2019 01:26 PM (JuvA7)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 30, 2019 01:26 PM (n2qRY)
Posted by: BignJames at January 30, 2019 01:26 PM (cxHbL)
Why would anyone think it*s ok to take another seat before the plane is full?
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 30, 2019 01:26 PM (fnWQo)
Posted by: steevy at January 30, 2019 01:27 PM (BXMxN)
Actually, that is exactly what I'm doing. It's a shitty policy. Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2019 01:24 PM (/tuJf)
You began by claiming that it was "your seat." You were chastised.
Eat your peanuts and please secure your seatbelt.
Posted by: Zod at January 30, 2019 01:27 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: IC at January 30, 2019 01:27 PM (a0IVu)
The Bilge Pump
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2019 01:20 PM (ptqGC)
What is the name of John Kasich's new pub?
I thought this was Jeopardy!
No?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 30, 2019 01:27 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: kraken at January 30, 2019 01:27 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: The humblest son of a postal carrier that ever lectured his way to total defeat in a presidential pr at January 30, 2019 01:27 PM (tBswe)
A shelf is like a CANTILEVER, if you know what I mean.
In other words, there's prying pressure from the load on the shelves to top-back point of the screw or anchor.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 30, 2019 01:26 PM (JuvA7)
What is this sorcery of which you speak?
Posted by: Someguy at January 30, 2019 01:27 PM (WYC5Y)
Like flying in a cattle-car with wings.
https://tinyurl.com/y8b6m99x
Yup. Tends to happen with Government-protected quasi-monopolies. See also Cable.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 30, 2019 01:27 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 30, 2019 01:27 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 30, 2019 01:28 PM (2sCft)
He is not the pheasant plucker, he's the pheasant plucker's son. He's only plucking pheasants til the pheasant plucker comes.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 30, 2019 01:25 PM (bcbK
He's the son of a mother plucker.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 30, 2019 01:28 PM (TAmPV)
Um, I mean I'm a man of the people and something something Trump is awful!
Posted by: John Kasich - Super Christian and arbiter of souls at January 30, 2019 01:28 PM (cAnNx)
of one of these so-called doctors letting a live child die after
escaping the birth canal (and I use escape with purpose).
Posted by: SH at January 30, 2019 01:26 PM (sX1BW)
I remember a Senator Barack Obama refusing to sign the Born Alive bill in Illinois. Much better to let a baby who's survived an abortion die in a closet.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2019 01:28 PM (ptqGC)
So he can display his collection of those anime girl body pillows. There's a Japanese word for them but I can't remember it and Anna Puma is away writing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2019 01:28 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 30, 2019 01:26 PM (JuvA7)
What does a shelf have to do with Boroque music?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 30, 2019 01:28 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 30, 2019 01:28 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Zod at January 30, 2019 01:28 PM (Bdeb0)
Next to Bob's Burgers restaurant they had The Thesaurus Store, Shop, Boutique .
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 30, 2019 01:29 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Bigfoot at January 30, 2019 01:29 PM (tBswe)
I just put up shelves in the garage. They're racks, really; standalone units not attached to the wall.
$60 at Home Depot. Easy to build. Like 5 minutes.
Muscle Rack is the brand, I think.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 30, 2019 01:29 PM (JuvA7)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2019 01:29 PM (39g3+)
I (heart) road trips !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 30, 2019 01:29 PM (5fNnO)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2019 01:29 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2019 01:29 PM (fuwT4)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 30, 2019 01:27 PM (9hauA)
Role Playing Game. He's talking about his Dungeons and Dragons 3rd Edition rule book and the like.
Posted by: John Kasich - Super Christian and arbiter of souls at January 30, 2019 01:29 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: ace at January 30, 2019 01:29 PM (PbpT7)
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I'd say about five minutes after the first instance of one of these so-called doctors letting a live child die after escaping the birth canal (and I use escape with purpose).
Posted by: SH at January 30, 2019 01:26 PM (sX1BW)
Sadly, that's probably not the case.
Posted by: Someguy at January 30, 2019 01:29 PM (WYC5Y)
Posted by: Bigfoot at January 30, 2019 01:29 PM (tBswe)
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Where IS the Great Bambino these days anyway?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at January 30, 2019 01:29 PM (XSSCs)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 30, 2019 01:27 PM (9hauA)
Rocket-propelled grenade. They're heavy, and really ought not be stacked on shelves.
Posted by: Zod at January 30, 2019 01:29 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: junior at January 30, 2019 01:26 PM (Fp6vo)
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I'm thinking a huge dose of reality or the RNC probably bitch slapped him out of this stupid notion. Haven't heard anything about it lately.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 30, 2019 01:29 PM (ffYR/)
Liquids do not freeze instantly. It takes time for the heat to be conducted away by the cold air. Not that the story isn't a hoax, but I think this is a dumb line of attack.
Posted by: Chris M at January 30, 2019 01:25 PM (eAZVt)
Actually, getting covered by a liquid and held down at THAT Temp?
Would freeze really quickly... he would have frostbite before he ever returned home.
Posted by: Don Q at January 30, 2019 01:29 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: buzzion at January 30, 2019 01:29 PM (cAnNx)
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Its a secure shelf.
Posted by: SH at January 30, 2019 01:30 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Someguy at January 30, 2019 01:30 PM (WYC5Y)
And then Trump absolutely destroyed the Democrats in Ohio by a lopsided margin WITH this guy campaigning against Trump.
Why is he even talked about anymore?
Posted by: Blago at January 30, 2019 01:30 PM (UfkIY)
I'm going to assume they'll turn out to be great, because, like NeverTrump advises, we should always Project Panglossian Optimism.
Posted by: ace at January 30, 2019 01:30 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Mountebank Krebs, of the Royal Canadian Mountebank Police at January 30, 2019 01:30 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: ace at January 30, 2019 01:22 PM
One serious screw into a stud will hold against 5,000 of pressure against it. If people looked into their kitchen cabinets and saw how few screws were holding them up they might get nervous. But it's actually getting the correct length screw deeply into the center of the stud that's most important. If you're spanning a distance of three studs, sure it would be nice to hit all three, but one out of three is okay. Wall anchors on the other two is good.
Posted by: Newest Nic at January 30, 2019 01:30 PM (jYje5)
55 Days Since Ginsburg Has Been Seen Alive
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 30, 2019 01:30 PM (JuvA7)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 30, 2019 01:30 PM (Boy/L)
"It's not TRUMP the man, or his policies it's his character, you see."
Nevertrump Hymnal - Hymn 101
Posted by: mikeyG at January 30, 2019 01:31 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Archer at January 30, 2019 01:31 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: JEM at January 30, 2019 01:13 PM (8erNz) "
LOL !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 30, 2019 01:31 PM (5fNnO)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 30, 2019 01:31 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2019 01:29 PM (wtvvX)
He's one of those 'lingerers'--the has-been politician who can't just write his memoirs and play with his grandkids. Good money bets he makes 'grand entrances' at high-school football games, car dealerships, and chess-club tournaments. A boob.
Posted by: Zod at January 30, 2019 01:31 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Fritz at January 30, 2019 01:31 PM (wxZSX)
Chuck Schumer called a flight attendant a bitch for making him turn his phone off and has been re-elected twice.
Patrick Kennedy assaulted and verbally abused an airport baggage worker. Handily won re-election.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 30, 2019 01:31 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 30, 2019 01:31 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: kraken at January 30, 2019 01:31 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: MarkY at January 30, 2019 01:31 PM (i022r)
You mean a nurse or clinic aide performing a post-birth abortion in a ghetto walk-in clinic.
These "reproductive rights" bills aren't only extending window on abortion, but:
-- allowing non-doctors to preform it
-- dropping any requirements that these places providing abortions must meet hospital standards
It will take a patient or two (what one might call a "mom" in other circumstances) dying, but even then, I bet it's like the Gosnell coverup, or maybe turned into something racial, like "women of color deserve netter abortion care!!"
Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2019 01:31 PM (W+vEI)
oh, my!
Posted by: Anachronda at January 30, 2019 01:32 PM (sGtp+)
Now that I think about it, I've drilled myself accidentally when I was in aviation maintenance class.
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at January 30, 2019 01:25 PM (HqMif)
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You must be, uh..... flexible....
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 30, 2019 01:32 PM (8g9zh)
Alaska Airlines should have called the cops and thrown his ass off like they would have done with anyone else.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 30, 2019 01:25 PM (2DOZq)
Honestly disappointed in Alaska Airlines. They are better than this. A friend is a flight attendant. Been in a group of AA employees before with her in a social situation, had great fun. Going to ask her about this next time.
She has stories like this and they don't end the way the Kasich story did.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 30, 2019 01:32 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2019 01:32 PM (hECVl)
"Gent," actually -- "The Home of the D-Cups."
A friend found my Gent magazines one time and then I had to hear for the next year that I was a Gent Reader because Gent was super "classy" and I was a "classy" guy who enjoyed classy mansions which in turn were the home of the d-cups, which is the classiest of all bra sizes.
It was hilarious. But hurtful.
Posted by: ace at January 30, 2019 01:33 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 30, 2019 01:33 PM (tBswe)
No predrilling. Drive the anchor in with the screwgun, and voila.
Posted by: MarkY at January 30, 2019 01:33 PM (i022r)
I prefer a Post And Beam shelf to a cantilevered shelf.
Unless all your shelving is knick knacks, figurines, action figures, hummels, etc.
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Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 30, 2019 01:27 PM (9hauA) "
It's an unguided 40mm explosive projectile that ways about 8 kilograms. Generally shoulder fired and highly effective up to about 320 yards. Russian designation Ruchnoy Protivotankoviy Granatomyot (RPG). It's very loud when fired at you.
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Posted by: Someguy at January 30, 2019 01:30 PM (WYC5Y)
1st Edition, three very small books...
But then again, I'm Old Nerd, I remember Chainmail.
Posted by: Don Q at January 30, 2019 01:34 PM (NgKpN)
They know Ginsberg is not long for this world, if still among us. They know Roe v Wade is one of the worst judicial decision in human history. They're preparing for the states handling abortion by making theirs super abortion state!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2019 01:34 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Max Power at January 30, 2019 01:34 PM (q177U)
politician who can't just write his memoirs and play with his grandkids.
Good money bets he makes 'grand entrances' at high-school football
games, car dealerships, and chess-club tournaments. A boob.
Posted by: Zod at January 30, 2019 01:31 PM
Johnny...how can we miss you when you won't go away?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 30, 2019 01:34 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Cheribebe
A . Because drunk
B . Because narcissist and lazy
C . Because newly minted MBA/JD/MD/etc
Mix and match as necessary.
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Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 30, 2019 01:27 PM (9hauA) "
It's an unguided 40mm explosive projectile that ways about 8 kilograms. Generally shoulder fired and highly effective up to about 320 yards. Russian designation Ruchnoy Protivotankoviy Granatomyot (RPG). It's very loud when fired at you.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2019 01:33 PM (VpIIl)
This is true.
RPG is also short for Role Playing Game. Which is nearly as destructive against soft targets like Geek Sex Lives.
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Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 30, 2019 01:34 PM (Boy/L)
You haven't lived until you have flown around Africa. It's a hellish combination of sight, sound and smell.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2019 01:34 PM (/tuJf)
Chuck Schumer called a flight attendant a bitch for making him turn his phone off and has been re-elected twice.
Patrick Kennedy assaulted and verbally abused an airport baggage worker. Handily won re-election.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 30, 2019
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Yes, but Schumer and Kennedy have the right letter after their names.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 30, 2019 01:35 PM (7MRhd)
That's not a comfy seat, by the way, but it's a great view, being situated directly abaft the center-console.
'Bout 1980, I was on a TACA airlines flight out of Houston, heading for Costa Rica. I was the contract-photographer for a church group which was going to put on crusades and services there.
Soon as we're out of U.S. airspace, the stewardess (yes, that's what she was, then), came to tell me that the pilot wanted to see me up in the cockpit. Needless to say, my first thought was "what'd I do wrong?"
Turns out, the pilot had seen me festooned with Nikon gear and carrying a large nylon gear bag in one hand and a Halliburton camera case in the other. He was a serious shutterbug himself, and wanted to talk cameras while the autopilot flew the plane between landings.
Of which, there were plenty. Turns out our flight was NOT "direct" to San Jose. Nope.
Landed in every country between the USA and Costa Rica. And twice in Mexico.
That view out of the jump seat was spectacular, and so were the photos.
The jump seat itself though? NOT luxurious, not even slightly.
And of course, since 9/11, an invite like that one to the flight deck, just ain't gonna happen ever again.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 30, 2019 01:35 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 30, 2019 01:35 PM (d7Ww2)
*raise my own hand*
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 30, 2019 01:35 PM (ju9gW)
These "reproductive rights" bills aren't only extending window on abortion, but:
-- allowing non-doctors to preform it
-- dropping any requirements that these places providing abortions must meet hospital standards
It will take a patient or two (what one might call a "mom" in other circumstances) dying, but even then, I bet it's like the Gosnell coverup, or maybe turned into something racial, like "women of color deserve netter abortion care!!"
Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2019 01:31 PM (W+vEI)
Moloch rubs his hands together with anticipation.
Posted by: Hikaru at January 30, 2019 01:35 PM (pgXNG)
Oh look! Yet another a$$hole white person going off an a black. We get one of these almost weekly. I'm sure Ana Navarro and the rest of the SJW twitteratti are all over this.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2019 01:35 PM (W+vEI)
Now that's a union looking out for the membership !
I remember when they used the spare jumpseat back with the stewardii.
Yes, off of my lawn you must get.
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Another Pheasant Valley Sunday,
here in status plucker's land.
Posted by: Moronkees at January 30, 2019 01:35 PM (DMUuz)
On a more serious note...
It's sad that today in 2019 a person is not safe to walk the streets of Chicago at night. Chicago was a safe place until now.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 30, 2019 01:35 PM (JuvA7)
Dammit, picked the wrong day to sign up for the Steyn cruise. I will cancel if Tucker Carlson shows up.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 30, 2019 01:36 PM (2lndx)
But did they involve classy dinners? Those are the key
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2019 01:36 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Max Power at January 30, 2019 01:34 PM (q177U)
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I used to be as well. The rabid abortionists swayed me to pro life positions.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 30, 2019 01:36 PM (ffYR/)
Liquids do not freeze instantly. It takes time for the heat to be conducted away
Heat of fusion. Water will sit at 0 degrees Celsius as liquid until about 80 calories per gram is lost. Then and only then it will freeze.
Heat of condensation (liquid to gas) is about 540 calories per gram.
Posted by: Mountebank Krebs, of the Royal Canadian Mountebank Police at January 30, 2019 01:36 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Shemp Smith at January 30, 2019 01:36 PM (t2P6q)
Nope. There are a few of us who have seen them in the wild.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2019 01:37 PM (VpIIl)
I'm going to assume they'll turn out to be great, because, like
NeverTrump advises, we should always Project Panglossian Optimism.
Social liberals have no issues over the orientation of sheetrock anchors: sideways or upside down or whatever floats your boat, baby. Hell, leave 'em in the bag. Go nuts.
The real questions here are is your heart pure and your character unsullied? And which economic school theory did you subscribe to when you purchased them?
Posted by: mikeyG at January 30, 2019 01:37 PM (LL1Be)
Rah Emmanuel must be sick over this. He has done such a great job of making everyone in Chicago safe and sound, even at night. And now this.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 30, 2019 01:37 PM (JuvA7)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 30, 2019 01:35 PM
Odd that the media suddenly gives two shits about crime in Chicago. (Allegedly at that, I call BS)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2019 01:37 PM (vmAQh)
And then an organized effort to check each copy out to generate traffic and awareness.
This crap these legislatures pulled is flat-out sick.
To them, they have proved they believe life is conditional, and not all are allowed life.
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I strongly disagree with a system that has character classes that badly balanced across levels. I can accept that some people enjoy playing a class that is weak early, and strong late, but that isn't at all apparent to players on the surface, and ends up needing a bunch of house ruling because eventually some people end up feeling useless.
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Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 30, 2019
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That's the story I mentioned up above. Of course the "news" outlet makes her sound terrible, saying she "yelled into" her phone. If you watch the video you'll see she did nothing of the kind. She just didn't whisper, but said what she had to say right out in the open.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 30, 2019 01:37 PM (7MRhd)
Can Chicago recover?
Can Chicago ever go back to being the perfectly safe city it was last week?
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 30, 2019 01:38 PM (JuvA7)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 30, 2019 01:38 PM (0OmEj)
Patrick Kennedy assaulted and verbally abused an airport baggage worker. Handily won re-election.
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That's local stuff, though. Different dynamics in play, as you're talking about a much more limited voter base. Additionally, the people being abused were employees, as opposed to random members of the public.
Plus, one of those guys had Kennedy at the end of his name.
Presidential (and even "merely" gubernatorial, imo) is a whole 'nother ballgame. At that level, it becomes cost effective for an "unaligned" PAC to start running ads 24/7 that paint your opponent as the entitled twerp who steals seats from women.
John "Son of a Mailman" Kasich instead becomes John "Seat Thief" Kasich.
If Kasich had merely yelled at the employees, or refused to budge out of his originally assigned seat, it'd be one thing. And I don't think that would hurt his chances badly in a future election. But stealing the seat of a random passenger makes this much worse than it otherwise could have been.
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Roll 1d6 to save against PE.
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Can I roll more dice? I mean, I know the DC is pretty high when you've got a nice hottie.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 30, 2019 01:39 PM (bcbK8)
Rush is playing a clip of Roger Goddell blathering on about civil rights and Martin Luther King. Somehow that has something to do with the Super Bowl. What a pandering twat. It's too bad the NFL wasn't completely destroyed.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 30, 2019 01:39 PM (SiINZ)
Not all geeks made Charisma our dump stat.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 30, 2019 01:39 PM (KUaJL)
or three
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 30, 2019 01:35 PM
Anyone remember Quaalude's? I don't remember hearing anyone overdosing on those fvckers. But a lot of people seemed to enjoy the hell out of them so...
* record scratch *
banned. But of course. To be replaced with legal seriously addictive and overdose friendly nightmare drugs.
Posted by: Newest Nic at January 30, 2019 01:39 PM (jYje5)
Pro-Tp: Keep your attach bleach next to your trailer house space heater then carry out your "assignment" with it quickly before it cools down in subzero weather.
Pro-Tip 2: Take a selfie of yourself WHILE doing the attack in your ski mask and MAGA hat so there will be NO MISTAKE that this was a racist Donald Trump fueled action.
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Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 30, 2019 01:39 PM (sy5kK)
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I watched the video. I didn't think there were any winners in this scenario.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 30, 2019 01:39 PM (O7MnT)
Patrick Kennedy assaulted and verbally abused an airport baggage worker. Handily won re-election.
whassup!
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Posted by: Zod at January 30, 2019 01:31 PM
Nobody likes them.
Posted by: Hillary! at January 30, 2019 01:40 PM (DMUuz)
It was hilarious. But hurtful.
Posted by: ace at January 30, 2019 01:33 PM (PbpT7)
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You want to talk classy? At our previous house, while tearing out a closet in the basement, we came across a magazine titled "Pole and Hole". Just reeks of class.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 30, 2019 01:40 PM (8g9zh)
That's the funniest thing I've read here today.
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*raise my own hand*
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 30, 2019 01:35 PM (ju9gW)
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These "reproductive rights" bills aren't only extending window on abortion, but:
-- allowing non-doctors to preform it
-- dropping any requirements that these places providing abortions must meet hospital standards
It will take a patient or two (what one might call a "mom" in other circumstances) dying, but even then, I bet it's like the Gosnell coverup, or maybe turned into something racial, like "women of color deserve netter abortion care!!"
Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2019 01:31 PM (W+vEI)
Moloch rubs his hands together with anticipation.
Posted by: Hikaru at January 30, 2019 01:35 PM (pgXNG)
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They hit my HS in 73. We had kids falling out of their desks and breaking teeth.
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I hear Broseidon needs it.
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Roll 1d6 to save against PE.
Posted by: Zod at January 30, 2019 01:37 PM (Bdeb0)
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Had a friend of mine who had a really nice miniature castle... was part of a Miniature war game club.
We thought we were playing a tactical WW2 game where Germans were defending a Castle.
Right up until the Zombies attacked.
And yes, Panzerfausts did work against dragons.
Posted by: Don Q at January 30, 2019 01:41 PM (NgKpN)
"Hell, son I raped and murdered women and got reelected until I died. I engaged in treason for real with the Soviet freaking Union against a sitting president. Lion of the Senate bitchez."
--Ted Kennedy
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2019 01:42 PM (39g3+)
"Hell, son I raped and murdered women and got reelected until I died. I engaged in treason for real with the Soviet freaking Union against a sitting president. Lion of the Senate bitchez."
--Ted Kennedy
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2019 01:42 PM (39g3+)
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Sometimes I hate my fellow Americans.
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Posted by: Benji Carver at January 30, 2019 01:42 PM (OD2ni)
I believe that he believes it really happened in his deluded anti-Trump pea brain. MAGA hats are triggering to these folks, and facts and logic don't matter; only emotions are real.
It cannot be a hoax if he believes it to be true.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 30, 2019 01:42 PM (t6MX/)
I think that was the entire premise of Valley of the Dolls wasn't it?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 30, 2019 01:42 PM (2DOZq)
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I got a 6 with the +3.
Damn...female drow...that's going to be a tight one.
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Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 30, 2019 01:37 PM (KUaJL)
Works well if players understand the game and agree to play at a similar tier of power.
The flexibility in terms of what you can build really is amazing though. The lack of ability to customize things in 4th edition is why I skipped over it. 5th edition seems to be trying to balance the considerations of out of box viability and customization, but looks like it will be ruined by SJW influence.
Posted by: Someguy at January 30, 2019 01:42 PM (WYC5Y)
John "Son of a Mailman" Kasich instead becomes John "Seat Thief" Kasich.
ace, you draw a certain special kind of witty individual here.
They provide you with good future topic ideas!
Good job!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 30, 2019 01:43 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 30, 2019 01:40 PM (8g9zh)
Nothing is more comical than in my high school days, I had a friend over, and he immediately goes into my (white) father's room and reaches under the mattress looking for dirty magazines...
"Black Ebony Plumpers". I shit you not.
Posted by: Hikaru at January 30, 2019 01:43 PM (pgXNG)
This is going to be totally useless. Nothing but preening for the press.
Kick out the Press, lock the doors, and get serious people.
Posted by: WisRich at January 30, 2019 01:43 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Joe Fuckin' Rogan at January 30, 2019 01:43 PM (BDZWU)
But me over country.
If elected I would be a servant leader who leads by example.
Posted by: John "Mom Jeans & Clearance Blazer" Kasich at January 30, 2019 01:43 PM (wx6iv)
Yeah its not like, without gaming, a gaming geek was hip deep in discarded panties.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2019 01:43 PM (39g3+)
I believe that he believes it really happened in his deluded anti-Trump pea brain. MAGA hats are triggering to these folks, and facts and logic don't matter; only emotions are real.
It cannot be a hoax if he believes it to be true.
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I believe that Tom Steyer stole $250,000 from my pocket.
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That doesn't surprise me.
Air travel is so awful, and they've been fun-sizing the seats to such an extreme that one can understand not wanting to be seated next to someone who is big. Airplane travel brings out the worst in a lot of people.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2019 01:43 PM (W+vEI)
Patrick Kennedy assaulted and verbally abused an airport baggage worker. Handily won re-election.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 30, 2019 01:31 PM
One of RFK's sons, Douglas, pushed and shoved nurses who were trying to prevent him from taking his newborn out of the hospital for some "fresh air".
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 30, 2019 01:43 PM (zmIJL)
Patches? Didn't he abuse a road barrier while drving drunk in DC a couple of years ago. Claimed he on his way to the House for a vote at 3am.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 30, 2019 01:43 PM (OD2ni)
If Kasich had merely yelled at the employees, or refused to budge out of his originally assigned seat, it'd be one thing. And I don't think that would hurt his chances badly in a future election. But stealing the seat of a random passenger makes this much worse than it otherwise could have been.
Posted by: junior at January 30, 2019 01:38 PM (Fp6vo)
Can't wait to see what moniker Trump saddles him with. Assuming Trump pays him any attention.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 30, 2019 01:43 PM (9hauA)
I think that was the entire premise of Valley of the Dolls wasn't it?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 30, 2019 01:42 PM (2DOZq)
You Philistines don't know art.
Posted by: Roger Ebert at January 30, 2019 01:44 PM (rXie1)
"Oh, but he wouldn't get good sleep back there for the return trip!"
Then schedule shit better next time.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 30, 2019 01:21 PM
The pilot might be a "must fly" because
a) some other pilot got sick
b) because of weather, some other crew will time out
c) the pilot is from another airline
"schedule shit better next time" is not a solution.
It's travel. Sometimes it's fun, sometimes it's not.
If you "fix" this problem, something else will get worse.
We used to have a problem where maybe one or two planes a year got stuck on the tarmac for 4+ hours. Now, to avoid the fine from that, the airlines just cancel any flights that might be affected.
Posted by: Chuck C at January 30, 2019 01:44 PM (zCabI)
I have not seen the flight-ranter video discussed above, and if she was ranting anout back folks because they were black, that's terrible.
But objecting to being seated between two people who effectively ocupy three seats, even loudly and impolitely, I can live with. If that's the case, she wasn't really getting what she paid for, and as a rider of public transport, I can sympathize.
I understand that somewhere along the way this country decided 300 pounds is normal for someone 5'5" but I don't think I should have to "share" my already cramped seat with them just because they can't confine themselves to their own.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 30, 2019 01:44 PM (tBswe)
What a total letdown this putz is.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 30, 2019 01:44 PM (MrWgD)
"...He had been behaving like a 'douchebag a**hole' in the lounge beforehand, she said..."
Must be a coincidence that he is, in fact, a douchebag asshole.
Synchronicity. Wheels within wheels, my brothers.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 30, 2019 01:44 PM (/9p9e)
Not all geeks made Charisma our dump stat.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 30, 2019 01:39 PM (KUaJL)
Sure. And some maxed out Dexterity but that's also rare.
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What a total letdown this putz is.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 30, 2019 01:44 PM (MrWgD)
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Lindsey Graham was conservative firebrand in the House too.
Then he went to the Senate and became McCain's lapdog.
Trump gets elected, McCain dies, and Graham is mostly back to conservative firebrand.
D.C. does weird things to people.
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***
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Ruth Bader Ginsburg books.
Posted by: Taco Shack at January 30, 2019 01:45 PM (C+qQ0)
Wow, both black and ebony, that's some dark pr0n.
5th edition seems to be trying to balance the considerations of out of box viability and customization, but looks like it will be ruined by SJW influence.
Yeah but that started in 3rd, when they referred to all examples as "she" as in "a rogue wants to open a lock. She rolls d20 and compares that to..."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2019 01:45 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: eleven at January 30, 2019 01:45 PM (NLLmE)
Had I or my wife any ill intent, she could have had my bag anywhere in that airport terminal while I was waiting for the extra screening. Top. Men.
Posted by: Stu Podaso - Deranged Deplorable Dreg at January 30, 2019 01:45 PM (Ce3bO)
Sure. And some maxed out Dexterity but that's also rare.
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Lets be frank, not everyone is a player character, or even using elite array.
Posted by: Someguy at January 30, 2019 01:45 PM (WYC5Y)
I recall an episode of Quincy where he was on his soapbox about Quaaludes.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 30, 2019 01:46 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 30, 2019 01:46 PM (pw+jk)
I'm almost certain he was given a free upgrade just for being a special douche bag.
Posted by: Kat_man at January 30, 2019 01:46 PM (UfYsr)
1. Ruth Bader Ginsberg.
2. Nathan Phillips dentist.
3. Stormy Daniel's accountant.
4. Paul Ryan.
5. Andrew Cuomo's priest.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 30, 2019 01:46 PM (RpM6k)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 30, 2019 01:41 PM (2LelM)
2-3 years after I graduated high school, apparently there was a huge problem with the rich kids snorting heroin.
Posted by: Hikaru at January 30, 2019 01:46 PM (pgXNG)
I often wonder, when they play these belief-is-reality games, if they realize that the guys on the opposite side 1) believe that Civil War is a real possibility 2) believe in being heavily-armed?
Almost a form of attempted suicide.
Posted by: mikeyG at January 30, 2019 01:46 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 30, 2019 01:43 PM
Suggested edit.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 30, 2019 01:47 PM (DMUuz)
I knew a guy so ugly he was never going to get laid on looks. But he stole his mom's 'ludes and he was *always* getting laid. Not date rape, either.
Back when 'murica was great. Ludes, knocked up chicks, high birth rate. Occasional marriage, children, apple pie, and Chevrolet.
Posted by: Newest Nic at January 30, 2019 01:47 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: Someguy at January 30, 2019 01:42 PM (WYC5Y)
I worked at WOTC during the 4th Edition debacle. The SJW rot was embedded then.
5th edition is a dumbed down version of the game. You are better off playing 2nd edition and just making up your own rules where needed.
Oh and the art in 5th edition is amateurish.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 30, 2019 01:47 PM (bcbK8)
I often wonder, when they play these belief-is-reality games, if they realize that the guys on the opposite side 1) believe that Civil War is a real possibility 2) believe in being heavily-armed?
Almost a form of attempted suicide.
Posted by: mikeyG at January 30, 2019 01:46 PM (LL1Be)
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The believe that guns should be illegal, and that makes them go away.
These people are not smart.
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He found that just a little bit disturbing.
Posted by: junior at January 30, 2019 01:47 PM (Fp6vo)
Posted by: eleven at January 30, 2019 01:47 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 30, 2019 01:47 PM (MrWgD)
In Never Winter Nights the monk class started out super weak and then very late game transformed into an unstoppable wizard killing tank. It's funny when the "final climactic battle" lasts about 5 seconds.
Posted by: Max Power at January 30, 2019 01:47 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2019 01:45 PM (39g3+)
Elves in 5e are trannies or some such. I think it was Monte Cook who did lots of the crunch and design philsophy for 3.5. Could be wrong, still fuzzy from flu.
Posted by: Someguy at January 30, 2019 01:47 PM (WYC5Y)
The flexibility in terms of what you can build really is amazing though. The lack of ability to customize things in 4th edition is why I skipped over it. 5th edition seems to be trying to balance the considerations of out of box viability and customization, but looks like it will be ruined by SJW influence.
Posted by: Someguy at January 30, 2019 01:42 PM (WYC5Y)
If we're talking about game design, I don't think "well, if the players are smart and competent, and agree to what they're doing it works fine" is a good argument, because if that's the case, you'll have fun no matter what you play.
I won't tell you how to have fun, but my definition of a good system is one that works well out of the box without having to do a lot of tinkering and isn't easily broken by the players. 3.5 doesn't do that by itself.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 30, 2019 01:48 PM (KUaJL)
And the seats weren't all that big to begin with. I'm almost 6'3 and 200 pounds, those seats were made for gnomes. Its like trying to squeeze a rottweiller into the cat bed.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2019 01:48 PM (39g3+)
Sure. And some maxed out Dexterity but that's also rare.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 30, 2019 01:44 PM (bcbK
Lets be frank, not everyone is a player character, or even using elite array.
Posted by: Someguy at January 30, 2019 01:45 PM (WYC5Y)
I'm pretty sure I'm not the main PC in my life. I'm at best an occasional drop in for someone else, more successful life.
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1. Ruth Bader Ginsberg.
2. Nathan Phillips dentist.
3. Stormy Daniel's accountant.
4. Paul Ryan.
5. Andrew Cuomo's priest.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 30, 2019 01:46 PM (RpM6k)
6. Christine "Bill de" Blaseyford's husband.
Posted by: Hikaru at January 30, 2019 01:48 PM (pgXNG)
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In the right light...with a certain amount of booze...
I usually don't harp about casting in movies, but de Palma hiring Swank as the femme fatale in The Black Dahlia was one of its bigger problems.
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GOP Pundirty class? Entire Cruise Ship Of Fools voted for the Platonic Ideal, Hillary.
Murdoch brothers. Bernie. Ok, probably Hillary.
These are not Republicans. They are feudalists with a slightly different view of the Kingship.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, as woke as he's gonna get at January 30, 2019 01:48 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Someguy at January 30, 2019 01:45 PM
You don't have to tell us!
Posted by: DNC at January 30, 2019 01:48 PM (DMUuz)
People who have absolutely disappeared in 2019:
1. Ruth Bader Ginsberg.
2. Nathan Phillips dentist.
3. Stormy Daniel's accountant.
4. Paul Ryan.
5. Andrew Cuomo's priest.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 30, 2019 01:46 PM (RpM6k)
6. CPL
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 30, 2019 01:48 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Governor Ralph Northam at January 30, 2019 01:49 PM (SkuXa)
you said black twice.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 30, 2019 01:45 PM (MrWgD
In fairness to the people who came with the title, they may have wanted to assure the gentle reader that there were no light skinneded black ladies gracing the pages of that classy magazine.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 30, 2019 01:49 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Zod at January 30, 2019 01:28 PM (Bdeb0)
All Boing 717s. Two-wide on either side of the aisle. Leather seats.
Warm chocolate chip cookies.
Took them to Orlando and back, direct.
Spoiled me for other airlines. Too bad they're gone, it was worth the marginal extra cost.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 30, 2019 01:49 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, as woke as he's gonna get at January 30, 2019 01:49 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: trev006 at January 30, 2019 01:49 PM (81uw/)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 30, 2019 01:49 PM (RpM6k)
Yeah he took Hero system philosophies and applied them to D&D with some nice results. Its still got the AC/hit point flaws but its a much better system.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2019 01:50 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 30, 2019 01:50 PM (2LelM)
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Professional Seat Pirate, sometimes sniffer.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 30, 2019 01:50 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Oh so you're a Swank hater.
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You're Epic NPC man?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G97xdpy6Am4
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If you can't afford to launch 5 brand new WRXs per month into the ocean via trebuchet, you're probably not a PC.
Posted by: Hikaru at January 30, 2019 01:50 PM (pgXNG)
I'm pretty sure I'm not the main PC in my life. I'm at best an occasional drop in for someone else, more successful life.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 30, 2019 01:48 PM (bcbK
Nothing wrong with being a questgiver or inkeep. Just so long as you don't die as a plot hook.
Posted by: Someguy at January 30, 2019 01:50 PM (WYC5Y)
They know Ginsberg is not long for this world, if still among us. They know Roe v Wade is one of the worst judicial decision in human history. They're preparing for the states handling abortion by making theirs super abortion state!
Pot and Abortion!
Abortion and Pot!
Posted by: Mountebank Krebs, of the Royal Canadian Mountebank Police at January 30, 2019 01:50 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 30, 2019 01:51 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Oh so you're a Swank hater.
Posted by: eleven at January 30, 2019 01:50 PM (NLLmE)
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Not hater. I think she's a decent actress.
But she's not hot.
Femme fatales are hot.
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Anyone remember Quaalude's? I don't remember hearing anyone overdosing on those fvckers. But a lot of people seemed to enjoy the hell out of them so...
I remember stern warnings in HS about a mythical teenage girl named Maggie Quinlan who went into a coma after attending a party where she took Quaaludes and drank beer.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 30, 2019 01:51 PM (TAmPV)
People who have absolutely disappeared in 2019:
Venn diagram of your list and people who won't be missed- a circle.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 30, 2019 01:51 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: eleven at January 30, 2019 01:47 PM (NLLmE)
WHICH Hillary Swank?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 30, 2019 01:51 PM (bcbK8)
I'll be like "yeah, nah, I ain't votin' for you, nevertrump."
And they'll accuse me of essentially supporting the evil Democrat.
I won't say anything, I'll be too busy laughing.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2019 01:51 PM (a2xio)
Why are people hell-bent on forging a doctrine about acceptable political beliefs?
It used to be one man, one vote....
now it's
YOU HAVE TO CHANGE YOUR MIND SO YOU *DON'T* VOTE FOR THAT!!!
Posted by: Axexman at January 30, 2019 01:51 PM (YOhRS)
They know Ginsberg is not long for this world, if still among us. They know Roe v Wade is one of the worst judicial decision in human history. They're preparing for the states handling abortion by making theirs super abortion state!
Pot and Abortion!
Abortion and Pot!
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Hey! Who let Nick Gillespie in?
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Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2019 01:29 PM (wtvvX)
He's one of those 'lingerers'--the has-been politician who can't
just write his memoirs and play with his grandkids. Good money bets he
makes 'grand entrances' at high-school football games, car dealerships,
and chess-club tournaments. A boob.
Posted by: Zod at January 30, 2019 01:31 PM (Bdeb0)
No chess tournament I know of would even let him in the door!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2019 01:51 PM (wtvvX)
That's the moment when you begin to wonder if all hope is lost.
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Everybody is a Star. Sly Stone. This was my HS graduation theme song.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 30, 2019 01:52 PM (2LelM)
AE was pretty much Thomas Covenant: The Gaming System. complete with migratory giants and a Haruchai class, not named as such of course. he did at least credit Stephen Donaldson , and Donaldson was chill enough not to sue. lucky Monte.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 30, 2019 01:52 PM (MrWgD)
I'd like to beleive that the Bulwark is a failing enterprise with few advertisers and reluctant donors, but who knows. They always beg, its like the megachurches who beg for money despite solid gold pulpits and the pastor's wife showing off more jewelry than the Queen of England
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2019 01:52 PM (39g3+)
I'm pretty sure I'm not the main PC in my life. I'm at best an occasional drop in for someone else, more successful life.
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Nothing wrong with being a questgiver or inkeep. Just so long as you don't die as a plot hook.
Posted by: Someguy at January 30, 2019 01:50 PM (WYC5Y)
I hope I'm a hireable mercenary
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 30, 2019 01:52 PM (bcbK8)
Perhaps that's the answer. Return 'ludes to the marketplace. Girls get horny after poping a 'lude, want sex. Guys get laid again, lose desire for heroin like substances. Death rate drops by 50,000 per year, the sexes stop warring against each other.
Posted by: Newest Nic at January 30, 2019 01:52 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: eleven at January 30, 2019 01:47 PM (NLLmE)
++++
Well, on the binary scale, definitely a 1.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 30, 2019 01:52 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: eleven at January 30, 2019 01:47 PM (NLLmE)
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In the right light...with a certain amount of booze...
I usually don't harp about casting in movies, but de Palma hiring Swank as the femme fatale in The Black Dahlia was one of its bigger problems.
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Hillary Swank is the most beautiful woman in the world compared to Maggie Gyllenhall.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 30, 2019 01:52 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 30, 2019 01:29 PM (wtvvX)
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Usless as nipples on a breastplate.
Posted by: Jaime Lannister at January 30, 2019 01:52 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Zod at January 30, 2019 01:28 PM (Bdeb0)
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Loved that Airline! Flew it every chance I got. Had only one class...Business.
Damn shame it couldn't make it.
Posted by: WisRich at January 30, 2019 01:52 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: eleven at January 30, 2019 01:52 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 30, 2019 01:53 PM (tBswe)
Hillary Swank is the most beautiful woman in the world compared to Maggie Gyllenhall.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 30, 2019 01:52 PM (2DOZq)
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Meh. About even.
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+++
I' began playing back in 1980 and still have much of the stuff, old notes, figures etc. Haven't played indecades. I intend to not involve my children in any RPG crap so it'll be this hoard of embarrassing oddball shit that will make some stranger at Goodwill happy
Posted by: Total Control Racist at January 30, 2019 01:53 PM (tAZa2)
I remember stern warnings in HS about a mythical
teenage girl named Maggie Quinlan who went into a coma after attending a
party where she took Quaaludes and drank beer.Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 30, 2019 01:51 PM (TAmPV
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Karen Quinlan, OD'd on valium and alcohol.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 30, 2019 01:53 PM (13CQC)
Back when 3.5 came out, I had a friend in our group raving about it, so I took a look at it. It looked like it was going to be a real pain to run even if I could decipher the rules, which I wasn't sure I could do. So I asked him to run a couple of sessions.
He came back a couple of weeks later and said it was even more complicated than it looked, and was too much work to run.
I will say about 5E that, while I wouldn't want to run it, it is not for reasons of complexity; 5E is very simple, at least to create a character for. And it is by far the best-edited D&D rulebook I have ever read.
(review in nic)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 30, 2019 01:54 PM (2lndx)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation
This guy gets it.
Posted by: eleven at January 30, 2019 01:54 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Mountebank Krebs, of the Royal Canadian Mountebank Police at January 30, 2019 01:50 PM (pNxlR)
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Yeah, good thought there. Get ready for Weekend at RBG's.
Posted by: Axexman at January 30, 2019 01:54 PM (YOhRS)
A nice forest. Or maybe some low hills. Even a happy little creek for people to wade and splash in.
Posted by: mikeyG at January 30, 2019 01:54 PM (LL1Be)
I think we had "Time" by Alan Parsons Project. A girl sang it, did a great job. But its kinda sad and maudlin. Family Stone would have been much cooler.
Nothing wrong with being a questgiver or inkeep. Just so long as you don't die as a plot hook.
Just don't be the guy in charge of the trade caravan. Those always go wrong
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2019 01:54 PM (39g3+)
You Philistines don't know art.
Posted by: Roger Ebert at January 30, 2019 01:44 PM (rXie1)
Dood, you're alive!
*jaw drops*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 30, 2019 01:54 PM (eXA4G)
And the seats weren't all that big to begin with. I'm almost 6'3 and 200 pounds, those seats were made for gnomes. Its like trying to squeeze a rottweiller into the cat bed.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2019 01:48 PM (39g3+)
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I haven't flown for several years, but when I used to, the first thing I did was lower the armrest to claim my little bit of space I paid for. This sometimes caused problems with large people, who immediately tried to raise it.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 30, 2019 01:54 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Newest Nic at January 30, 2019 01:52 PM (jYje5)
But then the dopey kids will start washing them down with beer and alcoholic drinks.
Ludes and alcohol= more deaths
Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2019 01:55 PM (NFEMn)
Yeah he took Hero system philosophies and applied them to D&D with some nice results. Its still got the AC/hit point flaws but its a much better system.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2019 01:50 PM (39g3+)
Yeah, its why we ended up incorporating a Lot of the Dave Hargraves Arduin Grimoire system into our games.
With a WHOLE bunch of house rules.
Posted by: Don Q at January 30, 2019 01:55 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Mountebank Krebs, of the Royal Canadian Mountebank Police at January 30, 2019 01:50 PM (pNxlR)
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Yeah, good thought there. Get ready for Weekend at RBG's.
Posted by: Axexman at January 30, 2019 01:54 PM (YOhRS)
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From what I understand, the only thing that really protects Roe is Casey.
Roe is terribly written, but Casey is better reasoned.
You have to get through Casey first.
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The butt stuff one.
Posted by: eleven at January 30, 2019 01:52 PM (NLLmE)
Carry on.
I'm a Pre-Million Dollar Baby Swank fan myself. She's sporty. I like sporty.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 30, 2019 01:55 PM (bcbK8)
But she's not hot.
Femme fatales are hot.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at January 30, 2019 01:51 PM (XSSCs)
I think she deserved the awards she won for the Brandon Teena movie, because she was really good in it, but I don't think it was much of a stretch for her.
Kinda like the opposite of casting Charlize Theron as Aileen Wuornos.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2019 01:55 PM (a2xio)
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I had a case in Milwaukee years ago and they were the only airline that flew direct from DC. They were awesome. Ice cold Leinekugels and chocolate chip cookies. Yum.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 30, 2019 01:55 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Someguy at January 30, 2019 01:45 PM (WYC5Y)
There's always a choice. Goodness knows Hillary is the ultimate GMPC, probably played by his girlfriend. Everyone insists she's a stable genius with high status besides, but her build is a fucking mess and she'll be stomped by any competent boss-level orc. Like Warlord Trumpus.
NPC or not, you don't have to obey your programming.
Posted by: trev006 at January 30, 2019 01:55 PM (81uw/)
Karen Quinlan, OD'd on valium and alcohol.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 30, 2019 01:53 PM (13CQC)
OMG MAGGIE'S SISTER DIED TOO!
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 30, 2019 01:55 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2019 01:55 PM (lyaJC)
You Philistines don't know art.
Posted by: Roger Ebert at January 30, 2019 01:44 PM (rXie1)
Dood, you're alive!
*jaw drops*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 30, 2019 01:54 PM (eXA4G)
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BECAUSE EBERT DIED WITHOUT A JAW!!!
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at January 30, 2019 01:55 PM (XSSCs)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 30, 2019 01:52 PM (2DOZq)
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Meh. About even.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at January 30, 2019 01:53 PM (XSSCs)
I know I'm just a girl, but I think Swank wins that competition.
And Maggie G. as Batman's love interest wasn't very believable.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 30, 2019 01:56 PM (9hauA)
Maggie wasn't bad in Secretary, even if the movie was awful. But she went downhill in a hurry, so much so that replacing the adorable (if lightweight) Katie Holmes with her in the second Batman movie was kind of jarring.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2019 01:56 PM (39g3+)
(Wipes Cheetos from Star Wars t-shirt, takes pull off 2-liter Mountain Dew, pushes up thick glasses). No. How much salt do you need in how much water?
Posted by: Zod at January 30, 2019 01:56 PM (Bdeb0)
Both are rule-intensive and book-expensive, or were.
But I can make pretty much anything I can imagine, with GM approval.
And Pathfinder has the best adventure publishing support, but they're pretty SJW the last few years.
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Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2019 01:56 PM (vmAQh)
"Hell, son I raped and murdered women and got reelected until I
died. I engaged in treason for real with the Soviet freaking Union
against a sitting president. Lion of the Senate bitchez."
--Ted Kennedy
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2019 01:42 PM (39g3+)
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That is power. That is what drives every single GD democrat.
Every. Single. One.
No wonder the uniparty hates Trump.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 30, 2019 01:57 PM (pw+jk)
Hillary Swank is the most beautiful woman in the world compared to Maggie Gyllenhall.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 30, 2019 01:52 PM (2DOZq)
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There's something about Ms. Gyllenhall that I find attractive.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 30, 2019 01:57 PM (2sCft)
With two 'Hottest Men Alive' candidates fighting over her.
Sure.
Posted by: mikeyG at January 30, 2019 01:57 PM (LL1Be)
Kinda like the opposite of casting Charlize Theron as Aileen Wuornos.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2019 01:55 PM (a2xio)
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She was good in Boys Don't Cry. Also pretty good in Million Dollar Baby and Insomnia.
She's really just not terribly attractive.
Considering how Hollywood works, she must do whatever producers want.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at January 30, 2019 01:57 PM (oh/Sd)
teenage girl named Maggie Quinlan who went into a coma after attending a
party where she took Quaaludes and drank beer.Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 30, 2019 01:51 PM (TAmPV
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Karen Quinlan, OD'd on valium and alcohol.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 30, 2019 01:53 PM (13CQC)
Karen Ann Quinlan
That's the case that spurred the Right to Die movement,
It was in court and in the press for over a decade.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2019 01:57 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 30, 2019 01:57 PM (n2qRY)
Posted by: John Kasich at January 30, 2019 01:57 PM (zmIJL)
Maggie wasn't bad in Secretary, even if the movie was awful. But she went downhill in a hurry, so much so that replacing the adorable (if lightweight) Katie Holmes with her in the second Batman movie was kind of jarring.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2019 01:56 PM (39g3+)
She hit the wall harder than any white woman in history. She was pretty hot in Secretary. Then she was my mother, looks-wise. With no transition or time elapsing.
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Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 30, 2019 01:58 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2019 01:56 PM (vmAQh)
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The George Foreman Japanese grill?
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Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 30, 2019 01:52 PM (2DOZq)
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Meh. About even.
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Good looking or not, she smoked in Secretary.
Which, if anyone hasn't seen it, it's like 50 Shades of Gray, only kinda pretty much realistic.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2019 01:58 PM (a2xio)
Posted by: clutch cargo at January 30, 2019 01:58 PM (sLicW)
Posted by: DaveA at January 30, 2019 01:58 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: eleven at January 30, 2019 01:58 PM (NLLmE)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/320224/
Posted by: steevy at January 30, 2019 01:58 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2019 01:51 PM (vmAQh)
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I thought you were going to say bust a cordon pole over his head because you don't want to be nobody's bitch.
Posted by: Axexman at January 30, 2019 01:58 PM (YOhRS)
If we're talking about game design, I don't think "well, if the players are smart and competent, and agree to what they're doing it works fine" is a good argument, because if that's the case, you'll have fun no matter what you play.
I won't tell you how to have fun, but my definition of a good system is one that works well out of the box without having to do a lot of tinkering and isn't easily broken by the players. 3.5 doesn't do that by itself.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 30, 2019 01:48 PM (KUaJL)
There's a framework for highly complex and powerful characters that I didn't have to build. And rules that I don't have to invent for any number of miscellaneous activities.
Any game that allows for stronger and weaker characters will have imbalance, its the tradeoff for flexibility. In 4e they tried to address that by making all classes virtual clones of each other. If a group doesn't work well together and mesh, you're going to have a bad time either way.
In terms of tinkering its only something I've started doing the last year or so to make certain character concepts more viable at certain levels of play. Before then we played RAW for years without much problem, just occasional banning of certain combinations(infinite attacks, invincibility).
Posted by: Someguy at January 30, 2019 01:58 PM (WYC5Y)
LULZ Pop tart Ariana Grande gets Japanese tattoo. Small problem it was
misspelled and translates roughly into a type of Japanese grill. Whoops.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2019 01:56 PM (vmAQh)
She got a hibachi on her skinny butt?
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Posted by: Minnfidel=====
For me, it's the screaming kid.
Posted by: Stu Podaso - Deranged Deplorable Dreg at January 30, 2019 01:58 PM (Ce3bO)
misspelled and translates roughly into a type of Japanese grill. Whoops.
I am not ashamed to admit that I love my Kamado enough to get it tattoo'ed on me.
Posted by: mikeyG at January 30, 2019 01:58 PM (LL1Be)
Concur.
But she went downhill in a hurry, so much so that replacing the adorable (if lightweight) Katie Holmes with her in the second Batman movie was kind of jarring. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2019 01:56 PM (39g3+)
A movie that would've been vastly improved if, instead of mock-flirting with her in the party scene, the Joker would've flensed her with that blade right on the spot.
Posted by: Zod at January 30, 2019 01:58 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 30, 2019 01:56 PM (bcbK
I have all the PDFs, and they're abandoning them for a new edition. If you want them, tell me.
I won't be playing again, given that they're just too SJW. Besides, ACKS gets a shitload more done.
Posted by: trev006 at January 30, 2019 01:58 PM (81uw/)
Ludes and alcohol= more deaths
Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2019 01:55 PM
They were everywhere in my high school. So was alcohol. No deaths. No overdoses. Just a lot of horny girls and beer-drinking guys who would meet up and get naked together.
People can get suicidal on anything. I think a suicidal dose of water is something like 150 ounces.
Posted by: Newest Nic at January 30, 2019 01:59 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 30, 2019 01:56 PM (9hauA)
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That's always been a weird critique of The Dark Knight.
"Rachel isn't hot enough to have two men want her."
1) Hotness isn't the only reason men want women.
2) Hotness is relative (hence this very discussion).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at January 30, 2019 01:59 PM (oh/Sd)
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 30, 2019 01:57 PM (2sCft)
You're a turtlesexual?
Posted by: Insomniac at January 30, 2019 01:59 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation"
Replacing Katie Holmes with Gyllenhall was a terrible choice for The Dark Knight. Holmes is very beautiful so it would make sense for these powerful men to obsess over him. Made no sense with Gyllenhal for Bruce Wayne and Harvey Dent to both be in love with plain Jane.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 30, 2019 01:59 PM (OD2ni)
Do I have to buy epaulets?
I'll never get my mustache to curl.
Posted by: DaveA at January 30, 2019 01:58 PM (FhXTo)
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But you're closer to getting your keep than when you were just a Scoundrel. Also your backstabbing damage goes up.
Posted by: Axexman at January 30, 2019 01:59 PM (YOhRS)
Drew Barrymore is the poor man's Drew Barrymore. Maggie Gyllenhall is the schizophrenic's Drew Barrymore.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 30, 2019 01:59 PM (2lndx)
"Rachel isn't hot enough to have two men want her."
1) Hotness isn't the only reason men want women.
2) Hotness is relative (hence this very discussion).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at January 30, 2019 01:59 PM (oh/Sd)
That's all well and good, but nobody sewed a cell phone bomb into HER chest.
Posted by: Hikaru at January 30, 2019 01:59 PM (pgXNG)
Both are rule-intensive and book-expensive, or were.
But I can make pretty much anything I can imagine, with GM approval.
And Pathfinder has the best adventure publishing support, but they're pretty SJW the last few years.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 30, 2019 01:56 PM (bcbK
I have essentially grafted 3.5 and PF together. More options and some nice tweaks in PF, like move silently and hide merged.
Posted by: Someguy at January 30, 2019 02:00 PM (WYC5Y)
Posted by: Minnfidel=====
For me, it's the screaming kid.
Posted by: Stu Podaso - Deranged Deplorable Dreg at January 30, 2019 01:58 PM
There's always that too. Also had some lady with her emotional support ankle biter barking for 3 plus hours. I was about ready to let fluffy outside at 32,000 feet.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2019 02:00 PM (vmAQh)
Posted by: Mountebank Kreb
The asked Occasional Cortex about Roe v Wade.
She said that that was the only way Mexicans could cross the Rio Grande.
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https://youtu.be/Qt81ElOLPUg
I think White Punks On Dope was played at my HS graduation, but I can't remember any of it, really.
Posted by: clutch cargo at January 30, 2019 02:00 PM (sLicW)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 30, 2019 02:01 PM (zmIJL)
That's all well and good, but nobody sewed a cell phone bomb into HER chest.
Posted by: Hikaru at January 30, 2019 01:59 PM (pgXNG)
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Yeah, but they did find a way to blow her up eventually.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at January 30, 2019 02:01 PM (oh/Sd)
"Rachel isn't hot enough to have two men want her."
The first Rachel was. Tom Cruise's ex - whatever..
Posted by: mikeyG at January 30, 2019 02:01 PM (LL1Be)
was awful. But she went downhill in a hurry, so much so that replacing
the adorable (if lightweight) Katie Holmes with her in the second Batman
movie was kind of jarring.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2019 01:56 PM (39g3+)
She hit the wall harder than any white woman in history. She was
pretty hot in Secretary. Then she was my mother, looks-wise. With no
transition or time elapsing.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 30, 2019 01:58 PM (bcbK
I liked the movie. Spader was so awesomely awkward, it was funny in a way that few movies are.
Also, Maggie was in the movie Donnie Darko, which is a really weird film, and in that one she was cute as heck.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2019 02:01 PM (a2xio)
Both are rule-intensive and book-expensive, or were.
But I can make pretty much anything I can imagine, with GM approval.
And Pathfinder has the best adventure publishing support, but they're pretty SJW the last few years.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 30, 2019 01:56 PM (bcbK
I have essentially grafted 3.5 and PF together. More options and some nice tweaks in PF, like move silently and hide merged.
Posted by: Someguy at January 30, 2019 02:00 PM (WYC5Y)
Nice.
I've heard that makes for some powerful toons.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 30, 2019 02:01 PM (bcbK8)
(Wipes Cheetos from Star Wars t-shirt, takes pull off 2-liter Mountain Dew, pushes up thick glasses). No. How much salt do you need in how much water?
Posted by: Zod at January 30, 2019 01:56 PM (Bdeb0)
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It's been a long time, but IIRC you just dump salt in a cup of warm water until the dice floats. Then you can give it a few spins to see if it gives random results.
Or if it gives predictable results, I guess. But only if you're inclined to hold something like that in the back of your mind for those certain times predictable results might be valuable.
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Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 30, 2019 02:01 PM (zmIJL)
That's how I feel about Angela Landsbury. She always looked like a grandma.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 30, 2019 02:02 PM (2DOZq)
All I know in the eternal 'War on Drugs' the current score is:
Drugs 1,000
Government 0
There needs to be a better strategy.
Posted by: Newest Nic at January 30, 2019 02:02 PM (jYje5)
That's all well and good, but nobody sewed a cell phone bomb into HER chest.
Posted by: Hikaru at January 30, 2019 01:59 PM (pgXNG)
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Yeah, but they did find a way to blow her up eventually.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at January 30, 2019 02:01 PM (oh/Sd)
Gunpowder...dynamite...and GASOLINE
Posted by: Insomniac at January 30, 2019 02:02 PM (NWiLs)
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I remember stern warnings in HS about a mythical
teenage girl named Maggie Quinlan who went into a coma after attending a
party where she took Quaaludes and drank beer.Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 30, 2019 01:51 PM (TAmPV
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Karen Quinlan, OD'd on valium and alcohol.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 30, 2019 01:53 PM
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Try coke and pop rocks, posers.
Posted by: Mikey at January 30, 2019 02:02 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: eleven at January 30, 2019 02:02 PM (NLLmE)
Karen Ann Quinlan That's the case that spurred the Right to Die movement, It was in court and in the press for over a decade.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2019 01:57 PM (NFEMn)
Being all of 16 years old we thought it was a BS story.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 30, 2019 02:02 PM (TAmPV)
"Rachel isn't hot enough to have two men want her."
The first Rachel was. Tom Cruise's ex - whatever..
Posted by: mikeyG at January 30, 2019 02:01 PM (LL1Be)
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Sure Katie Holmes is hotter, perhaps objectively so.
But still, "I've been taken out of this movie because a man wants to be with a woman I find to be less than attractive," is such a weird line of thought.
He wants her. There's your character motivation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at January 30, 2019 02:02 PM (oh/Sd)
I hope she at least looks like an adult now.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 30, 2019 02:02 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: mikeyG at January 30, 2019 02:03 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: budman at January 30, 2019 02:03 PM (t9L+0)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at January 30, 2019 01:59 PM (oh/Sd)
Like when you're the only tuna at a sausage party?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 30, 2019 02:03 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 30, 2019 02:03 PM (zmIJL)
It was a huge flaw in the movie. It was bad enough that Batman had the hots for her but a love triangle with Harvey Dent?
C'mon.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2019 02:03 PM (/tuJf)
It was a huge flaw in the movie. It was bad enough that Batman had the hots for her but a love triangle with Harvey Dent?
C'mon.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2019 02:03 PM (/tuJf)
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"Huge flaw"?
Some people are really weird about what they look for in movies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at January 30, 2019 02:04 PM (oh/Sd)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 30, 2019 02:02 PM (2DOZq)\
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Young Angela Landsbury, IIRC, was pretty darned attractive.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 30, 2019 02:04 PM (2sCft)
Posted by:Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 30, 2019 01:56 PM (bcbK
I have all the PDFs, and they're abandoning them for a new edition. If you want them, tell me.
I won't be playing again, given that they're just too SJW. Besides, ACKS gets a shitload more done.
Posted by: trev006 at January 30, 2019 01:58 PM (81uw/)
Sure. Ping me via my email on my site link.
I'm also NOT switching to Pathfinder 2 and I don't know anyone who is.
Ah well. I still play GURPS 3rd edition and that's been dead for years
Still playing with the same guys I knew in college too.
Life is weird. Or mine is.
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Posted by: steevy at January 30, 2019 01:27 PM (BXMxN)
they make those? kinky...
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 30, 2019 02:04 PM (8D42x)
It would have worked okay if she'd had been a more interesting, compelling, and lovable character. Even in the first movie she wasn't particularly likable, just really cute.
This is one of my pet peeves about romance in films though, 99.999% of them the female romantic interest is that way only because she's pretty and that's how the story is written. She's not someone you'd fall in love with, she's not someone you want to be with, she's just gorgeous, and that's supposed to be enough. And its not, not for a romance. And these days, the men are written the same way "he's pretty, so she loves him"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2019 02:05 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: mikeyG at January 30, 2019 02:05 PM (LL1Be)
I hope she at least looks like an adult now.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 30, 2019 02:02 PM (9hauA)
*checks*
Well she's lost some of the dew on her. But she's still pretty much playing skank dress up.
NTTAWWT...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 30, 2019 02:05 PM (bcbK8)
>>Some people are really weird about what they look for in movies.
Yea. Two of the most handsome and eligible bachelors in the city fighting over a barely average woman.
It would have been more believable for Batman to have the hots for Two Face.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2019 02:06 PM (/tuJf)
This is very, very true.
Posted by: Zod at January 30, 2019 02:06 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 30, 2019 02:06 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 30, 2019 02:02 PM (2DOZq)
I've seen her play a kind of sexpot in an old movie or TV show. She was in her 20s, I think, but still had that old look. It's kind of the same with what's her face - the one in the Rocky Horror picture show. I don't know why her name escapes me now.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 30, 2019 02:06 PM (9hauA)
She was very, very pretty as a young lady
http://tinyurl.com/y977lubc
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2019 02:06 PM (39g3+)
You are not better than a single one of us John.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 30, 2019 02:06 PM (xgyDD)
Posted by: Zod at January 30, 2019 02:06 PM (Bdeb0)
C'mon.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2019 02:03 PM (/tuJf)
So, wait. You are saying the movie would have worked better if they had superimposed Katie Holmes face over hers (ala Deadpool) for the entire movie?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2019 02:06 PM (ycWCI)
I hope she at least looks like an adult now.
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I think because she is a girl with the body of a 5 year old boy, she feels the need to dress up like that.
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Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 30, 2019 02:07 PM (tBswe)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 30, 2019 02:07 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 30, 2019 01:59 PM
You say that like it's a Bad Thing.
Posted by: M. McConnell at January 30, 2019 02:07 PM (DMUuz)
It would have worked okay if she'd had been a more interesting, compelling, and lovable character. Even in the first movie she wasn't particularly likable, just really cute.
This is one of my pet peeves about romance in films though, 99.999% of them the female romantic interest is that way only because she's pretty and that's how the story is written. She's not someone you'd fall in love with, she's not someone you want to be with, she's just gorgeous, and that's supposed to be enough. And its not, not for a romance. And these days, the men are written the same way "he's pretty, so she loves him"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2019 02:05 PM (39g3+)
Yeah. She isn't even charming or charismatic.
Say what you want...and there's a lot to say...about Kathryn Hepburn in The Philadelphia Story, she had some snap and sparkle to her.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 30, 2019 02:07 PM (bcbK8)
Maggie-Rachel looked at him like he just shit on the rug. And at best talked to him like she was doing his taxes and just needed that other receipt from March.
Posted by: mikeyG at January 30, 2019 02:08 PM (LL1Be)
A characteristic that Juliette Lewis and Mira Sorvino don't share.
Posted by: Zod at January 30, 2019 02:08 PM (Bdeb0)
Snow squall warning sets off emergency broadcast alert on phone. Geez, if I didn't have the govmint to alert me about something like that I might be driving down the highway unable to see and wouldn't know to slow down.
Posted by: Newest Nic at January 30, 2019 02:08 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 30, 2019 02:02 PM (2DOZq)\
++++
Young Angela Landsbury, IIRC, was pretty darned attractive.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 30, 2019
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Yes indeed. Check out the movie Gaslight, with Charles Boyer and Ingrid Bergman. Angela plays a sassy Cockney maid, and she is hot.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 30, 2019 02:08 PM (7MRhd)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 30, 2019 02:06 PM (9hauA)
Susan Sarandon?
I can explain that with two words: Breasts.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2019 02:08 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Zod
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You mean like cut her open, and crawl inside her on a cold Chicago night?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 30, 2019 02:08 PM (aWhzp)
outfits used to creep me out. I know she was already in her twenties but
she just looked like a little girl playing dress-up with her skank
mom's clothes.
I hope she at least looks like an adult now.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 30, 2019 02:02 PM (9hauA)
*checks*
Well she's lost some of the dew on her. But she's still pretty much playing skank dress up.
NTTAWWT...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 30, 2019 02:05 PM (bcbK
I know people like to talk up the fact that she kinda sorta appeals to the pedo crowd, but I don't care about that. I would say, makeup, plastic surgery notwithstanding, she's about as objectively pretty as any skank ho pop celebutard as we've had in a while.
Which is pretty much the end of my care and concern for her and her place in this world.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2019 02:08 PM (a2xio)
That's how I feel about Angela Landsbury. She always looked like a grandma. Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 30, 2019 02:02 PM (2DOZq)
I think young Angela Landsbury was hot.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 30, 2019 02:08 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: eleven at January 30, 2019 02:08 PM (NLLmE)
It would have worked better if they had substituted Dennis Rodman for Maggie.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2019 02:09 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Roy at January 30, 2019 02:09 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 30, 2019 02:09 PM (RpM6k)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at January 30, 2019 02:09 PM (9GXhn)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 30, 2019 02:08 PM (aWhzp)
And his momma cried....
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 30, 2019 02:09 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 30, 2019 02:07 PM (tBswe)
Goldie Hawn seemed like the kind of girl who could jackhammer you until your pelvis cracked.
Katie Holmes is that cute girl in the front row in English class.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 30, 2019 02:09 PM (bcbK8)
The judges say they'll accept that as a correct answer.
Posted by: Zod at January 30, 2019 02:09 PM (Bdeb0)
Replacing Katie Holmes with Gyllenhall was a terrible choice for The Dark Knight. Holmes is very beautiful so it would make sense for these powerful men to obsess over him. Made no sense with Gyllenhal for Bruce Wayne and Harvey Dent to both be in love with plain Jane.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 30, 2019 01:59 PM (OD2ni)
Katie Holmes Rachel looked great on your arm at parties.
But Maggie Gyllenhall Rachel did butt stuff.
Advantage: MGR
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 30, 2019 02:10 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada
See...I was thinking Soylent Green but you went a completely different direction...
Posted by: eleven at January 30, 2019 02:10 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 30, 2019 02:10 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Laugh-In Re-runs at January 30, 2019 02:10 PM (RpM6k)
I can explain that with two words: Breasts.
Huge hooties and anime eyes. Otherwise nothing going for her, yet inexplicably used in so many movies. She was the it girl for a long time and I could not figure out why. Like Rene Russo, who was only good and likable in one film: Get Shorty.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2019 02:10 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: assault smirk at January 30, 2019 02:10 PM (aO6qr)
Posted by: HowPunny at January 30, 2019 02:11 PM (cjJLs)
Snow squall warning sets off emergency broadcast alert on phone. Geez, if I didn't have the govmint to alert me about something like that I might be driving down the highway unable to see and wouldn't know to slow down.
Posted by: Newest Nic at January 30, 2019 02:08 PM (jYje5)
I've got like 3 or 4 of those on my phone today.
Posted by: Hikaru at January 30, 2019 02:11 PM (pgXNG)
It would have worked better if they had substituted Dennis Rodman for Maggie.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2019 02:09 PM (/tuJf)
Hah! Because when you think smoldering sex appeal, you think Dennis Rodman? Ok, not judging. Man knows what he likes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2019 02:11 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2019 02:11 PM (/tuJf)
Because sails are clearly the future of transportation.
Posted by: DaveA at January 30, 2019 02:11 PM (FhXTo)
But Maggie Gyllenhall Rachel did butt stuff.
Advantage: MGR
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 30, 2019 02:10 PM (eXA4G)
I cannot contest your piercing, unassailable analysis. Concur.
Posted by: Zod at January 30, 2019 02:12 PM (Bdeb0)
I can explain that with two words: Breasts.
Huge hooties and anime eyes. Otherwise nothing going for her, yet inexplicably used in so many movies. She was the it girl for a long time and I could not figure out why. Like Rene Russo, who was only good and likable in one film: Get Shorty.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2019 02:10 PM (39g3+)
Russo was pretty good in the Thomas Crown Affair.
Milfy!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 30, 2019 02:12 PM (bcbK8)
If you saw that noodie scene she did back then, she wasn't just skinny and hot. mmm mmm.
Posted by: assault smirk at January 30, 2019 02:12 PM (aO6qr)
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How do you feel about Boo Radley?
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 30, 2019 02:12 PM (2LelM)
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That's what I need, a sassy Cockney maid, hot as hell, to keep me warm.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 30, 2019 02:12 PM (2sCft)
does. It's not that they're not cute, but they're so clearly
Were-Pomeranians that it kills the appeal for me.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 30, 2019 02:07 PM (tBswe)
Goldie Hawn seemed like the kind of girl who could jackhammer you until your pelvis cracked.
Katie Holmes is that cute girl in the front row in English class.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 30, 2019 02:09 PM (bcbK
She was in a cute little movie not too long ago, called "Miss Meadows." She plays up that look and that persona to good effect, with a nice little twist.
Or not nice, depending on how one sees these things.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2019 02:13 PM (a2xio)
Didn't Goldie Hawn have a spectacular ass back in the day?
Her ass was still spectacular in Overboard and she was in her forties then.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 30, 2019 02:13 PM (TAmPV)
Yeah but with everyone down on the docks on her weekends. Advantage Katie Holmes.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2019 02:13 PM (39g3+)
Case closed.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2019 02:11 PM (/tuJf)
I think that settles it.
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Posted by: Hedley Lamar at January 30, 2019 02:14 PM (RpM6k)
I trying to think of other examples besides Lauren Bacall. There are some, I just cannot think of them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2019 02:14 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Zod at January 30, 2019 02:14 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2019 01:57 PM (NFEMn)
Being all of 16 years old we thought it was a BS story.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 30, 2019 02:02 PM (TAmPV)
It happened.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2019 02:14 PM (NFEMn)
I had a joke set up about a Brooklyn girl with a sassy accent but I can't remember the name of that actress from the sitcoms that had a voice that would curdle molten steel
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2019 02:15 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: assault smirk at January 30, 2019 02:10 PM (aO6qr)
Yup and yup.
Though after she choose Russell Brand out of all the dick in the world, she was dead to me.
It's like Carmen Electra after she was with Dennis Rodman. I can't trust her judgement or her STD results.
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Didn't Goldie Hawn have a spectacular ass back in the day?
Her ass was still spectacular in Overboard and she was in her forties then.
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I was a little pre-occupied back then and hadn't gotten to it. Okay?
I think I have more than made up for the delay.
Posted by: Gravity at January 30, 2019 02:15 PM (RpM6k)
You need Wicker-Man-era Britt Eklund.
Posted by: Zod at January 30, 2019 02:15 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Zod at January 30, 2019 02:14 PM (Bdeb0)
Same here. I'd be in prison, staring off into space, thinking that maybe it was worth it.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2019 02:15 PM (a2xio)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 30, 2019 02:16 PM (hjaPQ)
I had a joke set up about a Brooklyn girl with a sassy accent but I can't remember the name of that actress from the sitcoms that had a voice that would curdle molten steel
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2019 02:15 PM (39g3+)
From The Nanny? Fran Dresher. Keep her mouth shut and I would go all night like lumberjack on that.
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That's what I need, a sassy Cockney maid, hot as hell, to keep me warm.
I had a joke set up about a Brooklyn girl with a sassy accent but I can't remember the name of that actress from the sitcoms that had a voice that would curdle molten steel
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2019 02:15 PM (39g3+)
Fran Drescher.
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Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2019 02:15 PM (39g3+)
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Fran Drescher?
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 30, 2019 02:16 PM (2sCft)
You need Wicker-Man-era Britt Eklund.
Posted by: Zod at January 30, 2019 02:15 PM (Bdeb0)
I also need that.
Please stay...
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For me, it's the screaming kid.
Posted by: Stu Podaso - Deranged Deplorable Dreg at January 30, 2019 01:58 PM
There's always that too. Also had some lady with her emotional support ankle biter barking for 3 plus hours. I was about ready to let fluffy outside at 32,000 feet.
Posted by: Minnfidel
For me it's a co-pilot who's drunker than me.
Posted by: A pilot u don't want at January 30, 2019 02:17 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: assault smirk at January 30, 2019 02:17 PM (aO6qr)
Man, does that ever piss me off.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2019 01:04 PM (/tuJf)
Surely the airline should know beforehand if one of their employees is going to have to deadhead on a flight, and hold a seat in reserve for that person.
And if they absolutely must bump somebody, why not ask for passengers to volunteer, with some sort of comp to sweeten the deal?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2019 02:17 PM (nPGq2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2019 02:15 PM (39g3+)
Fran Drescher(sp?)
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Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2019 02:17 PM (lyaJC)
What if Qualudes had this magical ability to make women feel better about themselves? Their bodies, their facial appearance, perhaps less caring about what other people said about them. They got better sleep at night, woke up rested in the morning. They enjoyed sex and found it an important part of their lives.
Seems like a perfect drug that would make about 95% of the SJW's types retire from combat.
I'm devoting the remainder of my life, or until the end of business hours today, to continue my relentless pursuit of making them legal again. For women only though. Guys get the same effect from a couple of cans of beer.
Posted by: Newest Nic at January 30, 2019 02:17 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: Hikaru at January 30, 2019 02:18 PM (pgXNG)
Yeah that was the punchline. Of course it won't work now. Ballgag and shes fine. Wasn't she a Hil's Angel?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2019 02:18 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: assault smirk at January 30, 2019 02:17 PM (aO6qr)
The aliens got cheated.
Posted by: Zod at January 30, 2019 02:18 PM (Bdeb0)
I trying to think of other examples besides Lauren Bacall. There are some, I just cannot think of them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2019 02:14 PM (ycWCI)
Julia Roberts or Meg Ryan.
There are objectively hotter women around, but when they wanted to turn it on, they could be charming or adorable.
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Posted by: assault smirk at January 30, 2019 02:17 PM (aO6qr)
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Teri Garr as Inga in Young Frankenstein. What Knockers!!
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 30, 2019 02:19 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 30, 2019 02:18 PM (bcbK
Agreed on Meg Ryan, and your point in general, but I was thinking more smoky sex appeal.
Ann Margret?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2019 02:21 PM (ycWCI)
Asking for a friend.
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Bleach has good anti-freeze properties. It also softens rubber. If your tires are spinning on ice, a splash of bleach on the treads of the drive tires will often get you going again.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2019 02:22 PM (nPGq2)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 30, 2019 02:16 PM (hjaPQ)
Blackguard?!?! What is a black guard bad?!?! RACIST!!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 30, 2019 02:24 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2019 02:24 PM (ycWCI)
There was one time years ago I was flying home from New York (business trip) and when we landed at IAH and got to the gate, the flight attendant got on the PA and told everyone to remain seated until told otherwise. Didn't take long for the word to spread that then-Houston mayor Kathy Whitmire was on the plane, and she insisted that no one be allowed to deplane until she got off and drove away in her limo, which was waiting on the tarmac. Knowing "Kathy Whitless" as she was known as most of us did, this was not a surprise.
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at January 30, 2019 02:25 PM (p0pYQ)
JessiP: "Why wasn't he arrested by an air marshal. Literally anyone else who did what he did would have been."
Yep. Laws are supposed to matter and those enforcing them are not supposed to discriminate.
But I guess we've all just accepted that this is a Nation of Men Not Laws now.
Civil War 2.0's a brewin'.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 30, 2019 02:26 PM (6eEQ+)
And if they absolutely must bump somebody, why not ask for passengers to volunteer, with some sort of comp to sweeten the deal?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2019 02:17 PM
Time. Running an auction would take extra time.
If they are dealing with this on the plane, they found out about the deadheading pilot after boarding started.
If you are involuntarily bumped, the compensation is set :
1 - 2 hours: 2 x your one-way up to $675
> 2 hours 4 x your one-way up to $1350
The above is in addition to putting you on the next flight to your destination.
Posted by: Chuck C at January 30, 2019 02:36 PM (zCabI)
When Kasich was in Congress 25 years ago, he would fly commercial, to save taxpayer money. I was next to him on a flight.
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Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 30, 2019 04:08 PM (wGqjj)
Goldie Hawn seemed like the kind of girl who could jackhammer you until your pelvis cracked.
Katie Holmes is that cute girl in the front row in English class.
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Ahem, Katie Holmes is that cute girl in the front row in English class who you would jackhammer you until her pelvis cracked. Fixed, no charge.
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Posted by: Midnight Clad at January 30, 2019 05:32 PM (7xYgU)
I think that was the entire premise of Valley of the Dolls wasn't it?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 30, 2019 01:42 PM (2DOZq)
Different timelines, different pills.
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