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Blue Check Mafia Tweeting Out Fake News, as Usual, Despite Twitter's Claim That It Wants to Reduce Fake News;
A "CNN Contributor" Joins in the FakeNews Bonanza
Moved from the sidebar.
Suspiciously On-the-Nose "Possible Hate Crime" with Men in Chicago Bellowing Gay and Racial Slurs and Declaring "This is MAGA Country!" (It Is? Chicago?!) Puts Nation's Conservatives on Alert to See if the Cucks Who Never Learn Will Once Again Rush to Tweet a Sketchy Story OutWe're told when shortly after he walked out, someone yelled, "Aren't you that f***ot 'Empire' n*****?"What "MAGA" people watch the black hip-hop soap opera drama "Empire"?, is what some people are wondering. I find this quote very believable, like "This is Trump Country, homo, and we prefer Steven Sondheim musicals to those of Andrew Lloyd Webber 'round these parts, dickrider!!!" Note this odd detail:
ThatGrapeJuice.Net first posted this letter which was sent to Fox Studios in Chicago with cut out letters spelling, "You will die black f**." Our sources say the letter was sent 8 days ago.
So we have a threatening hate-letter coming 8 days prior, and then this... seemingly random street encounter with two guys? Two? (Smollett wasn't firm on this, it seems; another report says he said either "some" or "two.") These sorts of lunatic celebrity stalkers usually do not work in pairs or gangs. Their mental defects are rare enough that they cannot easily find partners. The only celebrity stalker double act I'm aware of was in a movie, The King of Comedy... Obviously this could be true. But this is in a very preliminary stage and furthermore the details we have are... a bit hard to believe. Certainly this isn't the sort of thing you should assume to be true and then start using as a club to start beating up your (lol) "fellow Republicans." But I think they will anyway -- who will be the first? Hashtag Cuck? JV Last? Matt Lewis? Guy Benson? Ben Shapiro? David French THE WALKBACKS BEGIN:
Chicago PD says there is no claim that anyone said anything about "MAGA;" police say they don't know where TMZ got that claim from
Contra TMZ’s report, Chicago police says that “there is no report of that being said” re: Jussie Smollett’s attackers shouting “This is MAGA country.” Unclear where TMZ got that from. https://t.co/ufiwfTfcnk
— Andrew Kirell (@AndrewKirell) January 29, 2019
"CNN Commentator" Keith Boykin isn't waiting for confirmation. As usual. He's tweeting out the now-debunked "MAGA country" claim and I doubt very much he'll get to correcting that anytime soon.
Hearing reports that the guys that beat up the black gay actor in Chicago were screaming "wrap up the Mueller investigation!"
TMZ: "Empire" star Jussie Smollett was a victim of racist, homophobic hate crime attack. The two white men called him a "faggot" and a "nigger," put a rope around his neck, poured bleach on him and yelled, "This is MAGA country." https://t.co/iwHkNITZbk
— Keith Boykin (@keithboykin) January 29, 2019
TMZ: "Empire" star Jussie Smollett was a victim of racist, homophobic hate crime attack. The two white men called him a "faggot" and a "nigger," put a rope around his neck, poured bleach on him and yelled, "This is MAGA country." https://www.tmz.com/2019/01/29/empire-star-jussie-smollett-attacked-hospitalized-homophobic-hate-crime/ …Remember: "We are real news, Mr. President."
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at January 29, 2019 03:05 PM (kiLxb)
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 29, 2019 03:05 PM (MkcN1)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 29, 2019 03:06 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 29, 2019 03:07 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: say what at January 29, 2019 03:07 PM (sZRzw)
Posted by: WOPR at January 29, 2019 03:07 PM (J70i0)
The TL;DR future apology letter from NRO after their initial hot take tweet.
Posted by: Blanco at January 29, 2019 03:07 PM (QGdDN)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at January 29, 2019 03:07 PM (jHwl+)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 29, 2019 03:07 PM (pw+jk)
Get the funnel, he's drinking this bleach!
Posted by: Hateful Minority MAGA Lover at January 29, 2019 03:07 PM (81uw/)
At 2am. Downtown Chicago. 1 degree outside.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 29, 2019 03:08 PM (47IEJ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 29, 2019 03:08 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: BignJames at January 29, 2019 03:08 PM (cxHbL)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2019 03:08 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 29, 2019 03:09 PM (/RR3I)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2019 03:09 PM (9RXqB)
Posted by: garrett' at January 29, 2019 03:09 PM (BxWz2)
Posted by: Royalist Pikachu at January 29, 2019 03:09 PM (XcXVy)
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 29, 2019 03:05 PM (MkcN1)
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"How dare you! You deserve to go to Hell!!!!!!!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at January 29, 2019 03:09 PM (9kfJR)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 29, 2019 03:09 PM (pw+jk)
In 24 hours, the Fake News will say the Russians are responsible for this story becoming viral.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 29, 2019 03:09 PM (47IEJ)
Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2019 03:09 PM (BXMxN)
And fake hate crime.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 29, 2019 03:07 PM (pw+jk)
The crime was fake but the hate was real!!!!
sarc.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2019 03:09 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: IC at January 29, 2019 03:09 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at January 29, 2019 03:09 PM (jHwl+)
Posted by: A MAGA Hat at January 29, 2019 03:10 PM (PbpT7)
Period. Full stop.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2019 03:08 PM (/9p9e)
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Damn straight, dickriders!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 29, 2019 03:10 PM (kQs4Y)
They were also heard to shout "Immanentize the eschaton!" Cause that's just how they roll.
Posted by: pep at January 29, 2019 03:10 PM (T6t7i)
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I liked the 2 guys in "Annie Hall."
"Hey! This is Alvy Singer! He was on the Johnny Carson Show!"
Posted by: RKae at January 29, 2019 03:10 PM (LurX2)
Posted by: huerfano at January 29, 2019 03:10 PM (6e1eX)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2019 03:10 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: IC at January 29, 2019 03:09 PM (a0IVu)
Make Ann (Sather's) Great Again!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2019 03:10 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: WOPR at January 29, 2019 03:10 PM (J70i0)
We probably should have expected this, especially in Chicago, a well known hot bed of Stone supporters.
Posted by: David French, Democrat at January 29, 2019 03:10 PM (Z216Q)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at January 29, 2019 03:11 PM (vcatx)
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2019 03:11 PM (BxWz2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2019 03:11 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: pep at January 29, 2019 03:11 PM (T6t7i)
Operation Mince Meat had nothing on this at all.
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Posted by: Baron von Munchausen at January 29, 2019 03:11 PM (NeSSd)
Has anyone made sure that Michael Jackson is really dead ... because this sounds suspiciously like a Michael Jackson sighting.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 29, 2019 03:11 PM (PNUbZ)
Posted by: WOPR at January 29, 2019 03:11 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 29, 2019 03:11 PM (so+oy)
"Hey! This is Alvy Singer! He was on the Johnny Carson Show!"
Posted by: RKae at January 29, 2019 03:10 PM (LurX2)
Marshal Macluhan to Brian Stetler: "You know nothing of my work."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2019 03:11 PM (/9p9e)
His attackers also yelled, "You deserve an Emmy, you n-word!"
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 29, 2019 03:11 PM (47IEJ)
An armed society is a polite society.
Who said that? I don't know.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation
Robert A. Heinlein
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2019 03:11 PM (lyaJC)
Posted by: IC at January 29, 2019 03:11 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: MostlyRight at January 29, 2019 03:11 PM (MIYqw)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, as woke as he's gonna get at January 29, 2019 03:12 PM (Z216Q)
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2019 03:12 PM (BxWz2)
Posted by: Baron von Munchausen at January 29, 2019 03:11 PM (NeSSd)
"I know, right?"
- - Brian McBragg Williams
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2019 03:12 PM (/9p9e)
Of course, #2 doesn't violate the Twitter TOS.
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 29, 2019 03:12 PM (TN1P5)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2019 03:12 PM (ptqGC)
Maga hats told us Donald Trump sent them personally, He doesn't like
"Empire"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2019 03:11 PM (AllCR)
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Empire knocked the Gorilla Channel off the air. Can you blame Trump?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 29, 2019 03:12 PM (pw+jk)
"The writers need to spotlight your character more, you queer!!!"
Posted by: ace at January 29, 2019 03:12 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 29, 2019 03:12 PM (ZejZP)
It's an envelope. With no stamp or other indication it was ever "mailed"
Okayyyyy
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 29, 2019 03:12 PM (6qErC)
But who is dumb enough to think it will?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 29, 2019 03:12 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Piltown man at January 29, 2019 03:12 PM (NeSSd)
Never saw the show ... but I would guess that this sounds like a line said in it many, many times.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 29, 2019 03:12 PM (PNUbZ)
Hookup gone bad, perhaps.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2019 03:13 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Tulsi Gabbard - vote for me! at January 29, 2019 03:13 PM (v0R5T)
They want to make Fake News real by silencing any dissenting voices.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 29, 2019 03:13 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 29, 2019 03:13 PM (47IEJ)
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2019 03:13 PM (BxWz2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2019 03:13 PM (ptqGC)
I'm not saying it was Putin...
but, it was Putin.
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2019 03:11 PM (BxWz2)
More Polaks and Ukies. Some Bohunks and Magyars.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2019 03:13 PM (/9p9e)
It was 1 degree overnight with a wicked assed wind chill.
No one was out walking anywhere at 2:00 am last night.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2019 03:13 PM (lyaJC)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, as woke as he's gonna get at January 29, 2019 03:13 PM (Z216Q)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 29, 2019 03:13 PM (pw+jk)
Until it decided to chart the new territory of WHAT IF King Lear got to live forever and never bequeath his kingdom and instead of that he'll just do soap opera shit with the former writers of Moesha.
Not joking. My GF at the time watched it.
Posted by: Royalist Pikachu at January 29, 2019 03:13 PM (XcXVy)
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2019 03:13 PM (BxWz2)
LOL.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2019 03:13 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 29, 2019 03:13 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at January 29, 2019 03:11 PM (vcatx)
My guess is some sort of sexual encounter that went awry and the decision was made to make lemonade from lemons.
Posted by: WOPR at January 29, 2019 03:13 PM (J70i0)
Virtually all (maybe actually all) claims of violent attacks by racists are eventually proven false, and they are all believed at first, anyway.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2019 03:13 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2019 03:13 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, as woke as he's gonna get at January 29, 2019 03:12 PM (Z216Q)
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Well with the fur coats, torches, and flamethrowers, we're ready at the drop of a MAGA hat.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 29, 2019 03:14 PM (kQs4Y)
Just watched it for the first time earlier (working from home today for reasons).
Wake me the next time Hollywood makes a movie about a violent psychopathic and female stalker.
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Posted by: Ripley at January 29, 2019 03:14 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: imaginary peeing hookers at January 29, 2019 03:14 PM (NeSSd)
Not only did his white attackers recite every single Fake News talking point, they had Bleach on hand for just such an occasion!
At 2am. Downtown Chicago. Cold as 1 degree outside.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 29, 2019 03:14 PM (47IEJ)
Posted by: ace at January 29, 2019 03:14 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Chicago Bumperstickers at January 29, 2019 03:14 PM (BxWz2)
Until it decided to chart the new territory of WHAT IF King Lear got to live forever and never bequeath his kingdom and instead of that he'll just do soap opera shit with the former writers of Moesha.
Not joking. My GF at the time watched it.
Posted by: Royalist Pikachu at January 29, 2019 03:13 PM (XcXVy)
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A hint to why the GF is in the past, perhaps?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at January 29, 2019 03:14 PM (9kfJR)
And A Rope!
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 29, 2019 03:14 PM (47IEJ)
Posted by: bluebell at January 29, 2019 03:14 PM (U5tDi)
But who is dumb enough to think it will?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 29, 2019 03:12 PM (xfb67)
They forgot the ammonia.
Posted by: BignJames at January 29, 2019 03:14 PM (cxHbL)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 29, 2019 03:13 PM (pw+jk)
Who was the one from Texas they made into a civil rights martyr for a crack deal gone south?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2019 03:15 PM (/9p9e)
*******
Meghan McCain No Longer Calls Herself A Republican, Says The GOP's Character 'Seems To Be Gone'
Posted by: Poor Little fat Rich kid John PUDhoretz at January 29, 2019 03:15 PM (BqBId)
But if they do, it's because they LIKE the show. And if they just know it exists and don't like the show because they are "terrible MAGA people", on what planet and in which reality would they actually recognize the actor? Or CARE?
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at January 29, 2019 03:15 PM (BD/yx)
Were the Orangeshirts who attacked him smirking?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2019 03:15 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at January 29, 2019 03:15 PM (rZClK)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 29, 2019 03:15 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 29, 2019 03:13 PM (47IEJ)
Who among us doesn't carry around jugs of bleach while out and about?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2019 03:15 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 29, 2019 03:15 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at January 29, 2019 03:15 PM (RD7QR)
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*******
Meghan McCain No Longer Calls Herself A Republican, Says The GOP's Character 'Seems To Be Gone'
Posted by: Poor Little fat Rich kid John PUDhoretz at January 29, 2019 03:15 PM (BqBId)
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Considering her father's feckless, disloyal, and angry character, I'd say it's probably a good thing the GOP is free from it.
It's a step in the right direction.
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Posted by: Chicago Bumperstickers at January 29, 2019 03:14 PM (BxWz2)
"...A New Hope (Solo)"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2019 03:15 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: The Invisible Hand at January 29, 2019 03:15 PM (YpRda)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 29, 2019 03:15 PM (cqNba)
And the few white people who watched Empire stopped after season 1 anyway.
Posted by: Royalist Pikachu at January 29, 2019 03:09 PM (XcXVy)
..........
...5 minutes into episode 1.
Posted by: wth at January 29, 2019 03:15 PM (v0R5T)
That points directly to Antifa.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 29, 2019 03:16 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo
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It's a fight between "Dude, is there a tune in this damned thing at all?" and "I can't get that overly catchy song out of my head!"
Choose yer poison.
Posted by: RKae at January 29, 2019 03:16 PM (LurX2)
The FIB, the media and the Dims are all trying to silence and intimidate people into silence.
So no one knows what anyone is truly thinking anymore.
Let's hope the "silent majority" votes Trump back in.
They blew it allowing the Dims win the House, but then, I'll always believe the fraud pushed them over the line. Too much fraud. Too many people getting arrested after the fact with false votes.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2019 03:16 PM (OKeCc)
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 29, 2019 03:16 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: imaginary peeing hookers at January 29, 2019 03:15 PM (NeSSd)
Faggot cops playing Russian roulette with a noose over a vat of bleach!
Posted by: Insomniac at January 29, 2019 03:16 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 29, 2019 03:16 PM (6qErC)
When will they learn? Is it possible? Or have they fallen so often into believing absurdities that 'anything' seems possible to them?
It's really sad. TMZ peeps need to #learn to code. Quickly.
Posted by: Newest Nic at January 29, 2019 03:16 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: mikeyG at January 29, 2019 03:16 PM (LL1Be)
Wake me the next time Hollywood makes a movie about a violent psychopathic and female stalker.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at January 29, 2019 03:14 PM (9kfJR)
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Swimfan, Single White Female, Fatal Attraction, Misery, The Crush, Ingrid Goes West (that last one is pretty funny), etc.
Yeah, it's its own subgenre.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 29, 2019 03:16 PM (kQs4Y)
That is.....if you make a few assumptions.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 29, 2019 03:15 PM (cqNba)
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So does The Terminator, if you make the assumption about time travel.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at January 29, 2019 03:16 PM (9kfJR)
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2019 03:16 PM (BxWz2)
UK Daily Mail running with it just like they did the Covington story. Fuck those guys.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 29, 2019 03:16 PM (kG5hP)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2019 03:15 PM (ptqGC)
Don't be silly. They found the bleach while they were out taking their rope for a stroll. Just a lucky coincidence.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 29, 2019 03:16 PM (PNUbZ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2019 03:15 PM (ptqGC)
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Well, I'm not gonna lie, I did yesterday. From the grocery store to my car and then again from my driveway to my house. But it was in a bag, I tell ya, and it never left the bag until I got it into my laundry room.
Posted by: bluebell at January 29, 2019 03:16 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: jakee308 at January 29, 2019 03:16 PM (GMm7B)
Posted by: Baboo the Oceleot at January 29, 2019 03:17 PM (ia2he)
Posted by: ace at January 29, 2019 03:14 PM (PbpT7)
I heard my momma cry,
I heard her pray the night some rando got bleached...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2019 03:17 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 29, 2019 03:17 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: assault smirk at January 29, 2019 03:17 PM (9AcAx)
Posted by: mikeyG at January 29, 2019 03:16 PM (LL1Be)
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Have I mentioned recently that this bloated tick is my representative?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 29, 2019 03:17 PM (kQs4Y)
Her dad wasn't so much a character as a pain in the a$$ nuisance, but she knew him better than me, so . . .~\
/~Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2019 03:17 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 29, 2019 03:17 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2019 03:17 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: ace
1 degree with a 14 to 17 mile an hour wind.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2019 03:17 PM (lyaJC)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2019 03:15 PM (/9p9e)
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Mathew Shepard I think. Yet we got a anti white straight guy law out of the lie.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 29, 2019 03:17 PM (pw+jk)
....did I just say that out loud?
I blame Advil PM.
And Gin and Juice.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 29, 2019 03:17 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 29, 2019 03:17 PM (6qErC)
this is nothing but evil . They know the hoax revelation never gets publicized .
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 29, 2019 03:17 PM (dNzKv)
Put down the bleach and step away from the washing machine.
Posted by: jakee308 at January 29, 2019 03:17 PM (GMm7B)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 29, 2019 03:17 PM (47IEJ)
Yeah, it's its own subgenre.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 29, 2019 03:16 PM (kQs4Y)
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The only real recent one is Ingrid (which I really liked).
But she largely redeemed herself in the end, which seems to undermine the genre tropes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at January 29, 2019 03:17 PM (9kfJR)
Hearing reports that the guys that beat up the black gay actor in Chicago were screaming "wrap up the Mueller investigation!"
Details are still sketchy, but also heard was: "Repeal the capital gains tax and eliminate the baseline budgeting convention for all federal agencies, you fag muthafuckas!!!!"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 29, 2019 03:18 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Russian Stooge at January 29, 2019 03:18 PM (myrLZ)
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2019 03:18 PM (BxWz2)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 29, 2019 03:18 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at January 29, 2019 03:18 PM (WrQfI)
On top of the the ski masks.
They must've been wearing the Special Limited Edition All-Weather Assualt MAGA
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 29, 2019 03:18 PM (TN1P5)
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Tell them about the shovel and the bag of lime you had slung over your frail shoulder.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 29, 2019 03:18 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: m at January 29, 2019 03:18 PM (QZ11M)
Ben Domenech can't be happy about what a fat slob she's become.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 29, 2019 03:18 PM (/RR3I)
Just and.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 29, 2019 03:17 PM (6qErC)
I got my Dick Button edition Louisville Slugger right here...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2019 03:18 PM (/9p9e)
89 http://bit.ly/2Tm24Tk
*******
Meghan McCain No Longer Calls Herself A Republican, Says The GOP's Character 'Seems To Be Gone'
Posted by: Poor Little fat Rich kid John PUDhoretz at January 29, 2019 03:15 PM (BqBId)
She'll be missed.
Don't make me use this sarc tag.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2019 03:18 PM (ptqGC)
where's the video????
Posted by: Chi-Town
Someone already checked - no Subways open at 2 AM on Tuesday in Chicago - easy google hit.
Posted by: Boswell at January 29, 2019 03:18 PM (32YRo)
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Fair enough we never capped you a republican to begin with.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 29, 2019 03:18 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: George Glass at January 29, 2019 03:18 PM (LurX2)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 29, 2019 03:18 PM (cqNba)
he also announced he is no longer a Republican. He calls himself a "Libertarian" now, and an independent.
Posted by: ace at January 29, 2019 03:18 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2019 03:17 PM (lyaJC)
That's close to what it is here right now. The nightly walk is going to be fun.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 29, 2019 03:19 PM (4ErVI)
As for RBG: she's almost room temp, pbuh. If she weren't, Maddow would do an exclusive. It's what you're not seeing is the giveaway
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 29, 2019 03:19 PM (0zrEH)
Posted by: ace at January 29, 2019 03:14 PM (PbpT7)
GEEK WARNING-
One of the role playing games I GM'ed back in the 90's had a superhero who wanted to make it always winter, to reduce crime. And she would have gotten away with it too, if someone hadn't dropped a pyramid on her.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 29, 2019 03:19 PM (xJa6I)
Im not braggin man so dont get me down.
But we've bought a MAGA hat downtown.
When someone comes up to us he don't even try
Cause if I tied a noose man I know he could fly.
Its my little noose rope.
You dont know what I got.
Posted by: The Bleach Boys at January 29, 2019 03:19 PM (8XRCm)
Or right but he got stopped by the cops worried about his condition before he could slide on home.
Posted by: jakee308 at January 29, 2019 03:19 PM (GMm7B)
Posted by: Martell at January 29, 2019 03:19 PM (CqHUM)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 29, 2019 03:17 PM (kQs4Y)
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Let's put him on the Octagon with mine. Gerry Connolly. We can put someone behind them with cattle prods.
Posted by: bluebell at January 29, 2019 03:19 PM (U5tDi)
Yeah, his story is all true. Heck, they would have beaten him to death had I now swooped in like Batman and kick the shit outta' the two of 'em...
Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at January 29, 2019 03:19 PM (GEhPL)
And the promise of $5 Foot Longs.
This is really a case of entrapment.
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2019 03:19 PM (BxWz2)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2019 03:19 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 29, 2019 03:19 PM (gC2IV)
he also announced he is no longer a Republican. He calls himself a "Libertarian" now, and an independent.
Posted by: ace at January 29, 2019 03:18 PM (PbpT7)
Awwwwww.......
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2019 03:19 PM (ptqGC)
Is this dipshit just looking to become famouser?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 29, 2019 03:20 PM (+2Bkq)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 29, 2019 03:20 PM (PNUbZ)
As for RBG: she's almost room temp, pbuh. If she weren't, Maddow would do an exclusive. It's what you're not seeing is the giveaway
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 29, 2019 03:19 PM (0zrEH)
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Remember...she almost won GA.
And Gillum almost won FL.
And we still lost the senate seats in WV, MT, and AZ.
2018 made me much less optimistic about the direction of this country.
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Posted by: The Invisible Hand at January 29, 2019 03:15 PM (YpRda)
If I had $20 to bet, it would go here.
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at January 29, 2019 03:20 PM (BD/yx)
Posted by: PJ at January 29, 2019 03:20 PM (qlTN9)
Posted by: Sharkman at January 29, 2019 03:20 PM (BF9rg)
Posted by: bluebell at January 29, 2019 03:16 PM (U5tDi)
Do you have permit for that? Did you cross state lines?
Posted by: WOPR at January 29, 2019 03:20 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2019 03:20 PM (lyaJC)
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2019 03:18 PM (BxWz2)
New look at Paper Lace Wigs?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 29, 2019 03:20 PM (xJa6I)
She's right. The Republicans are being called out for who they really are now.
What does she call herself now?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2019 03:20 PM (OKeCc)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 29, 2019 03:20 PM (47IEJ)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 29, 2019 03:20 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 29, 2019 03:18 PM (/RR3I)
*****
F*ck him too
Posted by: Poor Little fat Rich kid John PUDhoretz at January 29, 2019 03:20 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 29, 2019 03:20 PM (6qErC)
Has she tweeted?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 29, 2019 03:20 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Zeno the Stoic at January 29, 2019 03:20 PM (cGlgB)
Posted by: Russian Stooge
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The thousand injuries of Fortunado I had borne as best I could, but when he ventured upon insult I vowed revenge.
Posted by: RKae at January 29, 2019 03:20 PM (LurX2)
Posted by: Pepe la Peu at January 29, 2019 03:20 PM (BxWz2)
Posted by: JEM at January 29, 2019 03:20 PM (8erNz)
An armed society is a polite society.
Who said that? I don't know.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation
Robert A. Heinlein
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Personally, in the current age of internet anonymity, I prefer this one -
"Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing."
-- Robert E. Howard
Posted by: junior at January 29, 2019 03:20 PM (Fp6vo)
*******
Meghan McCain No Longer Calls Herself A Republican, Says The GOP's Character 'Seems To Be Gone'
Posted by: Poor Little fat Rich kid John PUDhoretz at January 29, 2019 03:15 PM (BqBId)
So is she going to stop looking fuckable now?
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at January 29, 2019 03:21 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 29, 2019 03:21 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
It was too cold for enzyme pre-soaking. Do try to keep up.
Posted by: pep at January 29, 2019 03:21 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2019 03:15 PM (/9p9e)
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Matthew Shepard. Wyoming. He was dealing meth to the killers (or vice versa) and someone didn't feel like paying/supplying said drugs.
Also, the killers were gay. On video. That was presented at trial.
And yet and still, last year the US agreed to bestow secular sainthood on the cranked-up deviant by giving him a ceremonial burial at the National Cathedral.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2019 03:21 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: And that's when this steaming pile of shit was shovelled into Lake MI at January 29, 2019 03:21 PM (NeSSd)
UK Daily Mail running with it just like they did the Covington story. Fuck those guys.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 29, 2019 03:16 PM (kG5hP
No Jewells. It is not a joke, they are running it. And my totally unreliable prediction is that it will blow up all over them. Again. It is almost like their is either a competition to put up the most desperately ridiculous stories in the hopes of doing some, any damage; or there is a shadowy group out there arranging these things on purpose just to watch them beclown themselves.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Hit Musical Learning to Code! at January 29, 2019 03:21 PM (0QYMt)
At least according to the National Weather mis-Service.
Did you know household bleach freezes at 18 to 19 degrees?
Walking around with bleach and a rope, in temperatures between 18 and 9 degrees, near a Subway, looking for Hollywood stars.
Those Illinois people, sheesh. That's conservative dedication ain't it?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 29, 2019 03:21 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at January 29, 2019 03:21 PM (jHwl+)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 29, 2019 03:21 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: ace at January 29, 2019 03:18 PM (PbpT7)
If I was a Republican I'd celebrate that he's out of the club. We don't need the dues that bad.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 29, 2019 03:21 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Poor Little fat Rich kid John PUDhoretz at January 29, 2019 03:21 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 29, 2019 03:21 PM (/Fvo6)
When I lived in MN, this time of year, 15 degrees at 2am was a heat wave.
Posted by: blake - used High Sierra Salesman at January 29, 2019 03:21 PM (qC1Sy)
That and going home with a stranger from the bars.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 29, 2019 03:21 PM (+2Bkq)
Posted by: Russian Stooge
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The thousand injuries of Fortunado I had borne as best I could, but when he ventured upon insult I vowed revenge.
Posted by: RKae at January 29, 2019 03:20 PM (LurX2)
For the love of God, no!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 29, 2019 03:21 PM (xJa6I)
And yes, AMC is bleeping the hell out of the movie.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2019 03:22 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at January 29, 2019 03:14 PM (9kfJR)
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Nah. Everyone is going to watch or do something stupid. I like Pokemon.
Her problem was that she quit her job unannounced and became a stay at home mom but without doing the mom part - we had no kids nor plans to have kids.
Oh! And it was my home too.
Posted by: Royalist Pikachu at January 29, 2019 03:22 PM (XcXVy)
Perhaps, Smollett is looking for a new job.
Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2019 03:22 PM (QkjLD)
There's a Horst Wessel reference in this somewhere.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2019 03:22 PM (/9p9e)
he also announced he is no longer a Republican. He calls himself a "Libertarian" now, and an independent.
Posted by: ace at January 29, 2019 03:18 PM (PbpT7)
I just watched him a bit on Outnumbered. Didn't say anything that wasn't "sitting on the bench" commentary. No committal. Both sides are at fault, blah blah blah. Greedy coward.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2019 03:22 PM (OKeCc)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo
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Can Hillary's long-distance "Hey, I'm totally healthy!" double play multiple roles?
Posted by: RKae at January 29, 2019 03:22 PM (LurX2)
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 29, 2019 03:22 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Poor Little fat Rich kid John PUDhoretz at January 29, 2019 03:15 PM (BqBId)
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No, she is totally Republican in that case. What she is not, in the least, is Conservative. It is us who are no longer Republicans.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 29, 2019 03:22 PM (ffYR/)
And the promise of $5 Foot Longs.
This is really a case of entrapment.
Posted by: garrett
Anyone in/near Chicago know store hours?
I can't imagine a Subway being open after 11:00 on a weeknight.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2019 03:22 PM (lyaJC)
And yes, AMC is bleeping the hell out of the movie.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2019 03:22 PM (ptqGC)
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It's twue! It's twue!
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When I lived in MN, this time of year, 15 degrees at 2am was a heat wave.
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"Luxury!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2019 03:22 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Archer at January 29, 2019 03:22 PM (KZLJw)
haha
Posted by: ace at January 29, 2019 03:23 PM (PbpT7)
Her problem was that she quit her job unannounced and became a stay at home mom but without doing the mom part - we had no kids nor plans to have kids.
Oh! And it was my home too.
Posted by: Royalist Pikachu at January 29, 2019 03:22 PM (XcXVy)
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"I'm evicting you. Is sex still possible? No? Then I'm dumping you too."
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Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2019 03:22 PM (ptqGC)
AMC cuts every movie to shit. I don't even bother with that channel for anything.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 29, 2019 03:23 PM (PNUbZ)
Posted by: Ripley at January 29, 2019 03:23 PM (MxEKc)
Subway. SUB - way. Capisce?!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2019 03:23 PM (/9p9e)
Perhaps, Smollett was walking out to do his laundry and slipped and fell while dreaming of two white guys in MAGA doin him.
Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2019 03:23 PM (QkjLD)
Posted by: JEM at January 29, 2019 03:20 PM (8erNz)
185
@46 Willowed:
Yeah in cities where they banned the 2A, they do some vile stuff. City scum like to throw caustic liquids in peoples faces. I saw it myself in Paris, an Asian guy got acid thrown in his face.
Posted by: Quint at January 29, 2019 03:23 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at January 29, 2019 03:21 PM (RD7QR)
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She passed that SEVERAL Big Macs ago.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2019 03:23 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2019 03:23 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: wth at January 29, 2019 03:23 PM (v0R5T)
he also announced he is no longer a Republican. He calls himself a "Libertarian" now, and an independent.
Posted by: ace at January 29, 2019 03:18 PM (PbpT7)
With Mutt Rombley assigning himself as the conscience of the party and nobody in what passes for the party hierarchy applying cattle prods, I'm not exactly pleased with it either. But that isn't a recent phenomenon.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 29, 2019 03:23 PM (/RR3I)
Posted by: pep at January 29, 2019 03:11 PM (T6t7i)
Because that goes without saying!
\snark
Posted by: m at January 29, 2019 03:24 PM (QZ11M)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2019 03:15 PM (/9p9e)
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Oh, and BTW - just so you don't get it twisted, you're thinking of James Byrd, Jr. It happened around the same time, and it was a legitimately horrible crime borne of bigotry.
And, the perps were fast-tracked to death row by a Republican governor (GWB), so the Shepard story was more convenient to run with.
A lot of people seem to get these mixed up in hindsight.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2019 03:24 PM (AzW6q)
Oh wait -- I forgot I don't care.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2019 03:24 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Archer at January 29, 2019 03:22 PM
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Yep. Hence the unverifiable ludicrous story that is already being walked back.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 29, 2019 03:24 PM (JUOKG)
And does anyone know if I can use Bleach as lube? Abby's about to shower.....mmmmmmm
Posted by: Ben Shapiro sneak fapping to Abigail's Gigantic Bewbz at January 29, 2019 03:24 PM (XcXVy)
Gay Porn doesn't really pay as well as you'd think.
Ask Ace. He'll tell you.
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2019 03:24 PM (BxWz2)
And Gillum almost won FL.
And we still lost the senate seats in WV, MT, and AZ.
2018 made me much less optimistic about the direction of this country.
The fact that our GOP Congress did less than nothing for two years worries me.
And that BuicksWithBallots.com still runs too many elections in this country (and once again Congress did nothing...)
Posted by: JEM at January 29, 2019 03:24 PM (8erNz)
54 Days Since Ginsburg Has Been Seen Alive
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo
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Can Hillary's long-distance "Hey, I'm totally healthy!" double play multiple roles?
Posted by: RKae at January 29, 2019 03:22 PM (LurX2)
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My take is the demofascists are waiting until their double heals enough from plastic surgery to be passable in public.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 29, 2019 03:24 PM (pw+jk)
I got the state wrong as I hit post and realized it. Yup. Shepherd. And James Byrd was an horrendous crime.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2019 03:25 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2019 03:22 PM (/9p9e)
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Heh.
Brings back fond memories of putting away the heavy winter coat for a day or two and going with a sweater or insulated flannel shirt.
Posted by: blake - used High Sierra Salesman at January 29, 2019 03:25 PM (qC1Sy)
Oh wait -- I forgot I don't care.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2019 03:24 PM (W+vEI)
heh
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2019 03:25 PM (OKeCc)
Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2019 03:25 PM (QkjLD)
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 29, 2019 03:25 PM (kUmUV)
Well, I'm not gonna lie, I did yesterday. From the grocery store to my car and then again from my driveway to my house. But it was in a bag, I tell ya, and it never left the bag until I got it into my laundry room.
Posted by: bluebell at January 29, 2019 03:16 PM
Geez, you'd seem like the sort of person who would make their own bleach from swimming pool chlorine. One little bag lasts me years.
I'll convey my suspicions to the FBI.
Posted by: Newest Nic at January 29, 2019 03:25 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2019 03:25 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Toad-O at January 29, 2019 03:25 PM (cct0t)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 29, 2019 03:25 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 29, 2019 03:25 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: wth at January 29, 2019 03:23 PM (v0R5T)
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No, but they all do butt stuff.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 29, 2019 03:26 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2019 03:13 PM (/9p9e)
If he wanted my sympathies, say it was the goddamned Cumans. Sent by Viktor Orban.
Posted by: Hateful Minority MAGA Lover at January 29, 2019 03:26 PM (81uw/)
Posted by: JEM at January 29, 2019 03:26 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2019 03:26 PM (OKeCc)
Posted by: Russian Stooge at January 29, 2019 03:26 PM (myrLZ)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 29, 2019 03:25 PM (xfb67)
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The Adventures of Baron Munchausen?
*gets far too excited*
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Then someone would be required to see if she were in her room with a pillow over her face.
Totally normal.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 29, 2019 03:26 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 29, 2019 03:26 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2019 03:15 PM (/9p9e)
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I think you're thinking of Matthew Shepard in CO.
Posted by: blake - used High Sierra Salesman at January 29, 2019 03:26 PM (qC1Sy)
And yes, AMC is bleeping the hell out of the movie.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2019 03:22 PM (ptqGC)
AMC runs the broadcast TV versions of movies. So, based on how old the film is, you'll get all sorts of cuts.
Posted by: WOPR at January 29, 2019 03:26 PM (J70i0)
Ask Ace. He'll tell you.
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2019 03:24 PM (BxWz2)
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Folks here might hit the tip jar more if there was a clip of Ace pole dancing as receipt of payment.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 29, 2019 03:27 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 29, 2019 03:27 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: PJ at January 29, 2019 03:27 PM (qlTN9)
Posted by: And that's when this steaming pile of shit crawled back out of Lake MI at January 29, 2019 03:27 PM (NeSSd)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2019 03:27 PM (ptqGC)
Only someone who has never done laundry could think that bleach is harmful.
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As my followers of the Almighty Father and Thor Odinson know, pouring bleach on cracked skin in subzero temperature could sting like Hel!
Posted by: Godhi of Odinism at January 29, 2019 03:27 PM (G8lfi)
Posted by: Roy at January 29, 2019 03:27 PM (qRjMk)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at January 29, 2019 03:27 PM (l59xc)
LOL.. now THAT would be quite amusing.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 29, 2019 03:27 PM (kG5hP)
When I lived in MN, this time of year, 15 degrees at 2am was a heat wave.
Posted by: blake
Yeah. But were you out walking to a Subway?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2019 03:27 PM (lyaJC)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 29, 2019 03:27 PM (4e+hS)
Dude, we don't need a wetware double. We've got this covered.
Posted by: Google Robotics at January 29, 2019 03:27 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 29, 2019 03:27 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at January 29, 2019 03:27 PM (Y7Tmy)
Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2019 03:27 PM (QkjLD)
.........
Yeah, your dad was a real character.
I'm sorry, was that too mean?
So The View is gonna need a new Fake Republican.
Posted by: wth at January 29, 2019 03:27 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, as woke as he's gonna get at January 29, 2019 03:28 PM (Z216Q)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 29, 2019 03:28 PM (ymnmz)
I would think the bleach part would be very easy to verify. I have
never seen bleach get on a piece of clothing without, well, bleaching
it. Just a drop or two splattered on will show up in short order on
most anything with a dye in it. About the only way what would not
happen is if the alleged victim was wearing KKK robes.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 29, 2019 03:25 PM (kUmUV)
I'm here to tell you, that quantity of straight up bleach will EAT his clothing after about a day.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 29, 2019 03:28 PM (37IEG)
Also, the killers were gay. On video. That was presented at trial.
And yet and still, last year the US agreed to bestow secular sainthood on the cranked-up deviant by giving him a ceremonial burial at the National Cathedral.
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He was also banging the dealer that killed him.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 29, 2019 03:28 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Darth Randall at January 29, 2019 03:28 PM (p0nVR)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 29, 2019 03:28 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: WOPR at January 29, 2019 03:28 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Ha at January 29, 2019 03:28 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 29, 2019 03:22 PM (ffYR/)
For at least ten years it's been pretty obvious that by a strict definition, we are the RINOs. I'd bang on that harder except Vic's pretty stuck in his ways...
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 29, 2019 03:28 PM (/RR3I)
*gets far too excited*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie i
have I ever told you of my visit to the Queen of the Moon?
Posted by: Baron von Munchausen at January 29, 2019 03:28 PM (NeSSd)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 29, 2019 03:28 PM (aWhzp)
Shep just asked Fox weather guy "What's CAUSING this?!?" about the cold weather and snow.
Shep, you ignorant slut.
Posted by: Zeno the Stoic at January 29, 2019 03:28 PM (cGlgB)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2019 03:27 PM (lyaJC)
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Normally, I was on my way home from the bar.
Posted by: blake - used High Sierra Salesman at January 29, 2019 03:29 PM (qC1Sy)
In the inner-city, the "N-word" is used so often it's really hard to figure if these are "racial slurs" or "terms of endearment"
Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2019 03:29 PM (QkjLD)
Posted by: RKae at January 29, 2019 03:29 PM (LurX2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 29, 2019 03:29 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: I'm a victim, seriously. at January 29, 2019 03:29 PM (pMGkg)
Remember when Megan McCain told us she was Strictly Dickly?
I guess now she's Strictly Fickly about the GOP.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 29, 2019 03:29 PM (47IEJ)
*gets far too excited*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie i
have I ever told you of my visit to the Queen of the Moon?
Posted by: Baron von Munchausen at January 29, 2019 03:28 PM (NeSSd)
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I've heard the king of the moon is quite the character.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at January 29, 2019 03:29 PM (9kfJR)
Posted by: Ripley at January 29, 2019 03:29 PM (MxEKc)
This whole "winter" thing is a mind fucker.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, as woke as he's gonna get at January 29, 2019 03:29 PM (Z216Q)
Posted by: WOPR at January 29, 2019 03:26 PM (J70i0)
Some of them are hysterical. they will bleep the most innocuous thing even though they curse up a storm on regular tv now. I wish I could remember some of the funniest voice overs.
Posted by: Quint at January 29, 2019 03:29 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Weather guy should have spelled it out. W I N T E R
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 29, 2019 03:30 PM (aWhzp)
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If it was acid I could give you an answer
Posted by: Total Control Racist at January 29, 2019 03:30 PM (l59xc)
Posted by: East Bay Jay at January 29, 2019 03:30 PM (PvCxa)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 29, 2019 03:29 PM (Mouru)
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"Jesse Owens should have lost to Hitler!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at January 29, 2019 03:30 PM (9kfJR)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 29, 2019 03:28 PM (aWhzp)
You also need to be sure to wash your hands after the cross burnins'
Posted by: The Waco Kid at January 29, 2019 03:30 PM (Mouru)
https://twitter.com/KarrieTheBaker/status/
1090331101632057344
MAGA
crap a lie but let's see about the attack too. A date going very bad
sounds more believable than two racists stalkers (let alone two, white,
MAGA guys) just happened to be out early morning, in -20F weather, with
all those things, and "recognized" him driving them into a rage.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 29, 2019 03:30 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 29, 2019 03:30 PM (ftlS5)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 29, 2019 03:30 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Baron von Munchausen at January 29, 2019 03:28 PM (NeSSd)
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I've heard the king of the moon is quite the character.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today!
Quite. But he tends to get ahead of himself.
Posted by: Baron von Munchausen at January 29, 2019 03:30 PM (NeSSd)
Because if he was, I think someone should check to see where George Zimmerman was last night.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 29, 2019 03:31 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 29, 2019 03:31 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Barky Obama at January 29, 2019 03:31 PM (fqUgw)
"I call myself conservative. I mean, I'm still a member of the Republican Party, and I still vote on the Republican ticket," McCain said. "I'm not a 'Never Trumper.' Trump didn't melt my brain. I can still see the forest for the trees, and it didn't expunge all my conservative principles out of me.
Head full of snakes.
Bitches, man.
Posted by: mikeyG at January 29, 2019 03:31 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: assault smirk at January 29, 2019 03:31 PM (9AcAx)
Quite. But he tends to get ahead of himself.
Posted by: Baron von Munchausen at January 29, 2019 03:30 PM (NeSSd)
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I've heard that Vulcan's wife is quite the hostess. Have you met her?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at January 29, 2019 03:31 PM (9kfJR)
Posted by: Roy at January 29, 2019 03:31 PM (qRjMk)
I voted Trump because of the Democrat campaign ad that showed a MAGA truck running down minority kids.
And in more than two years, my local DNR hasn't issued a single tag for a single minority kid. Not a single one.
Lyin' orange SOB.
Posted by: GunTotingCommieHunter69 at January 29, 2019 03:32 PM (AzW6q)
Well Shep it all starts with the axial tilt of the planet . . .
Posted by: jakee308 at January 29, 2019 03:32 PM (GMm7B)
There is a report that says as the two men ran away they shouted " in case anyone wants to know we are both devote Catholics."
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 29, 2019 03:32 PM (TAmPV)
Shep just asked Fox weather guy "What's CAUSING this?!?" about the cold weather and snow.
Shep, you ignorant slut.
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Winter.
You fucking imbecile.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2019 03:32 PM (8XRCm)
"Jeopardy champion approved! Won in 47% of taste tests against rubbing alcohol mixed with pencil shavings!"
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 29, 2019 03:32 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 29, 2019 03:32 PM (gC2IV)
He's still doing R&D on the AoSHQ Brand Jerk Sox.
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2019 03:32 PM (BxWz2)
PALOMINO!!! PALOMINO!!!!!
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at January 29, 2019 03:32 PM (XJktg)
-
"your character arc is unrealistic, you're a mary sue!"
Posted by: assault smirk at January 29, 2019 03:32 PM (9AcAx)
Some DC organizer/enforcer in the Party madeca call to Chicago. Ordered an "incident."
Didn't bother to clarify.
Didn't look at the weather.
Chicago enforcer calls the only idiots willing to go out in the shitty weather.
Stupid results.
Media rolls with it anyway.
Can we say Wag the Dog?
Sophomore level.
Posted by: DIogenes at January 29, 2019 03:32 PM (0tfLf)
"Jeopardy champion approved! Won in 47% of taste tests against rubbing alcohol mixed with pencil shavings!"
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 29, 2019 03:32 PM (oZ6kz)
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I need to borrow a couple of bucks...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at January 29, 2019 03:32 PM (9kfJR)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at January 29, 2019 03:33 PM (9GXhn)
Posted by: wth at January 29, 2019 03:15 PM (v0R5T)
_________
The majority of season one is a decent quality reimagining of King Lear. Three sons rather than three daughters. And a record company rather than a kingdom. All the sons flawed -one a closeted emotional gay, one a dim witted thug, one clever, smart and successful but with a mental illness.
If you're into Shakespeare, of course
But they decided about 3/4 of the way through season 1 Fuck that shit - let's name King Lear's ex-wife "Cookie" and make episodes of Moesha instead.
Wasted.
Posted by: Royalist Pikachu at January 29, 2019 03:33 PM (XcXVy)
You want pole dancing but you'll get shelf videos.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, as woke as he's gonna get at January 29, 2019 03:33 PM (Z216Q)
Posted by: Baron von Munchausen at January 29, 2019 03:30 PM (NeSSd)
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I've heard that Vulcan's wife is quite the hostess. Have you met her?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today!
Oh indeed yes. However, twas he who banged her.
Posted by: Baron von Munchausen at January 29, 2019 03:33 PM (NeSSd)
Posted by: Max Power at January 29, 2019 03:33 PM (q177U)
MAGA people are tolerant of gays ... not all blacks are so tolerant, imo.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 29, 2019 03:33 PM (Cus5s)
Yikes-devout
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 29, 2019 03:33 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Zeno the Stoic at January 29, 2019 03:33 PM (cGlgB)
Posted by: assault smirk at January 29, 2019 03:31 PM (9AcAx)
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That area of Chicago, Streeterville, has been gentrified. Serious bucks for real estate, plenty of white liberals.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 29, 2019 03:33 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 29, 2019 03:33 PM (OLCnA)
Willowed... Tweet about Empire actor "attack"...
https://twitter.com/KarrieTheBaker/status/
1090331101632057344
MAGA
crap a lie but let's see about the attack too. A date going very bad
sounds more believable than two racists stalkers (let alone two, white,
MAGA guys) just happened to be out early morning, in -20F weather, with
all those things, and "recognized" him driving them into a rage.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 29, 2019 03:30 PM (Evws/)
By date you me a grinder pick up right?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 29, 2019 03:34 PM (ymnmz)
We'd go after journalists.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 29, 2019 03:17 PM (4ErVI)
"journalists"
Posted by: m at January 29, 2019 03:34 PM (QZ11M)
Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2019 03:34 PM (QkjLD)
It's not a hate crime unless they made him consume mayonnaise.
Posted by: East Bay Jay at January 29, 2019 03:30 PM (PvCxa)
Miracle Whip
Posted by: jakee308 at January 29, 2019 03:34 PM (GMm7B)
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2019 03:34 PM (BxWz2)
Attackers screamed, "The only reason they didn't cast you as Aquaman was because you're a n-word!"
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 29, 2019 03:34 PM (47IEJ)
___________________
They also yelled "Obama was born in Kenya and we honkies can't stand that a black man was president!"
Posted by: Barky Obama at January 29, 2019 03:34 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 29, 2019 03:33 PM (OLCnA)
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"I'm going to live my life as a gay man and fight the NRA."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at January 29, 2019 03:34 PM (9kfJR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2019 03:34 PM (ptqGC)
Has there been an update from the hospital as to his condition?
Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2019 03:34 PM (ePWRo)
Umpire
Ten young and gay black men suffering from severe to fully impaired sight commence the quest of a lifetime: become the first all-black and all-gay umpiring crew for the NFL. Their visual impairments turn out to be a plus in this family-friendly comedy.
Must See TV!
Posted by: Freddy Silverman at January 29, 2019 03:34 PM (b0Mq7)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 29, 2019 03:34 PM (oZ6kz)
That is to say, it is a non trivial number.
Its a stupid time to be alive, but not the stupidest. The stoopidist time is yet to come.
Posted by: simplemind at January 29, 2019 03:34 PM (R+2BV)
Shep, you ignorant slut.
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Winter.
You fucking imbecile.
Posted by: fixerupper
Winter is coming.
Posted by: Jon Snow
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2019 03:34 PM (lyaJC)
How soon before the guy says he made it up to "raise awareness"?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 29, 2019 03:33 PM (OLCnA)
lol
Wanted to start a conversation about the direction of the country.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 29, 2019 03:34 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, as woke as he's gonna get at January 29, 2019 03:33 PM (Z216Q)
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No, no, I'm okay with shelf videos.
The other video, nope, not even with your eyes.
Posted by: blake - used High Sierra Salesman at January 29, 2019 03:34 PM (qC1Sy)
Well Shep it all starts with the axial tilt of the planet . . .
Posted by: jakee308 at January
******
You see Shep, sometimes when Daddy Winter really loves Mommy Artic they get together....
Posted by: DIogenes at January 29, 2019 03:34 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 29, 2019 03:33 PM (OLCnA)
The assailants were composites
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 29, 2019 03:35 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2019 03:35 PM (QkjLD)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 29, 2019 03:35 PM (6qErC)
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The "edited for TV" version of Robocop has an amusing bit of voice over goof. One guy's shouts of "F*** ME!" turned into "FWHY ME!?"
Posted by: junior at January 29, 2019 03:35 PM (Fp6vo)
I'd never even heard of this.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2019 03:35 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh"
It's all very well explained in the scientific docu-drama "The Day After Tomorrow" All the science deniers mocked it but they aren't laughing now!
Posted by: Ripley at January 29, 2019 03:36 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at January 29, 2019 03:36 PM (l59xc)
Has there been an update from the hospital as to his condition?
Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2019 03:34 PM (ePWRo)
It's not that bad. In fact, I did the bleach myself.
Posted by: Zombie King of Pop at January 29, 2019 03:36 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at January 29, 2019 03:36 PM (eAshZ)
As a white cishet rethukkklian h8ter, what is this show they mention?
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 29, 2019 03:36 PM (n2qRY)
Has there been an update from the hospital as to his condition?
Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2019 03:34 PM (ePWRo)
Bleached?
You mean like removing all the data from a server so that there's no forensic evidence of crimes?
Posted by: Hillary! at January 29, 2019 03:36 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2019 03:36 PM (BxWz2)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 29, 2019 03:36 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic
Obviously a case of attempted Mass murder.
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 29, 2019 03:36 PM (NeSSd)
Posted by: Ripley at January 29, 2019 03:36 PM (MxEKc)
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We didn't listen... We! Didn't! Listen!!!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2019 03:36 PM (AzW6q)
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The "edited for TV" version of Robocop has an amusing bit of voice over goof. One guy's shouts of "F*** ME!" turned into "FWHY ME!?"
Posted by: junior at January 29, 2019 03:35 PM (Fp6vo)
You see what happens? You see what happens WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS!?
Posted by: The Bowdlerized Lebowski at January 29, 2019 03:36 PM (NWiLs)
I think this exact same thing was the plot of an old 2-part episode of White Shadow.
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2019 03:34 PM (BxWz2)
Salami did it.
BTW how racist is the eye talian character being named salami.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 29, 2019 03:36 PM (ymnmz)
You can bet those MAGA guys had their hats lined.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 29, 2019 03:37 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: josephistan at January 29, 2019 03:37 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: mikeyG at January 29, 2019 03:37 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Seal at January 29, 2019 03:37 PM (BxWz2)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 29, 2019 03:37 PM (M+Lyo)
Maga hats told us Donald Trump sent them personally, He doesn't like
"Empire"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2019 03:11 PM (AllCR)
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Empire knocked the Gorilla Channel off the air. Can you blame Trump?
Jukin . . .
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Its like George Allen and Gracie are back together again . . .
Posted by: simplemind at January 29, 2019 03:37 PM (tJ+Ge)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2019 03:37 PM (AzW6q)
There is a report that says as the two men ran away they shouted " in case anyone wants to know we are both devote Catholics."
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic
Obviously a case of attempted Mass murder.
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 29, 2019 03:36 PM (NeSSd)
Beat him with a rosary and an orb crossy thinger.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 29, 2019 03:37 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 29, 2019 03:37 PM (ftlS5)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at January 29, 2019 03:38 PM (Y24LV)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at January 29, 2019 03:38 PM (l59xc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh"
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Sometimes, when Mother Earth is mad at Father Sun, Mother Earth moves further away from Father Sun and puts Father Sun in a "time out" from the affections of Mother Earth....
Posted by: blake - used High Sierra Salesman at January 29, 2019 03:38 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2019 03:38 PM (BxWz2)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 29, 2019 03:38 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2019 03:38 PM (QkjLD)
Has there been an update from the hospital as to his condition?
Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2019 03:34 PM (ePWRo)
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It's not that bad. In fact, I did the bleach myself.
Posted by: Zombie King of Pop at January 29, 2019 03:36 PM (Mouru)
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He didn't go to the hospital and there are no pictures in the police report.
How do we know it happened?
Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2019 03:38 PM (ePWRo)
___________________
I watch it for the cute gay guys. They remind me of Reggie.
Posted by: Barky Obama at January 29, 2019 03:39 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Zeno the Stoic at January 29, 2019 03:39 PM (cGlgB)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2019 03:39 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 29, 2019 03:39 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Jane D'oh"
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Science Expert: Well shep, you'd better sit down for this . . . its called . . . WINTER
Posted by: simplemind at January 29, 2019 03:39 PM (aXsy6)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2019 03:40 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: willow at January 29, 2019 03:40 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: josephistan at January 29, 2019 03:40 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 29, 2019 03:37 PM (ftlS5)
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Way upthread I said this smelled like "Haven Monahan, a Republican" to me.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 29, 2019 03:40 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: 4chan at January 29, 2019 03:40 PM (UD0Cx)
He should be thankful they weren't aremed with Smirks.
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2019 03:38 PM (BxWz2)
Smirks, wasn't that some eastern European secret police organization?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 29, 2019 03:40 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Mike at January 29, 2019 03:40 PM (swJ7s)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 29, 2019 03:34 PM
I laughed, : -)))
thanks
Posted by: Adriane the Modest Proposal Critic ... at January 29, 2019 03:40 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2019 03:41 PM (QkjLD)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 29, 2019 03:41 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2019 03:41 PM (ptqGC)
...but can a more pop-culture savvy Moron answer whether not Jussie has recently been turned down for a major role or two?
Because that would explain this.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2019 03:41 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 29, 2019 03:41 PM (Boy/L)
Now it's being reported the substance poured on the actor was Champagne and they shouted "Welcome home superstar!".
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 29, 2019 03:39 PM (4e+hS)
Did someone say champagne?
Posted by: Steve Kroft at January 29, 2019 03:41 PM (ymnmz)
Too bad it was in Ireland, but hooray for the priest anyway!
https://tinyurl.com/yd7x3yy8
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2019 03:41 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Clean-up, aisle 5 at January 29, 2019 03:41 PM (uKOX1)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 29, 2019 03:42 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 29, 2019 03:42 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic
Could this have been a failed drive-by excommunication attempt, possibly?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 29, 2019 03:42 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 29, 2019 03:41 PM (0OmEj)
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Neighbor blew his driveway into your front yard again, didn't he?
Posted by: blake - used High Sierra Salesman at January 29, 2019 03:42 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 29, 2019 03:42 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Steve at January 29, 2019 03:42 PM (OJe3y)
2am
Downtown Chicago
1 degree outside
Bleach
Rope
Attackers watch Empire enough to recognize a minor character
Recite every Fake News cliche
Masks
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 29, 2019 03:43 PM (47IEJ)
________________
I was vaguely aware of the existence of the show Empire, but could not have identified any of the actors on the show if you offered me a billion dollars to name one.
But maybe I'm just out of the loop. Probably lots of white supremacist, homophobic, MAGA-hat wearing raaaaaacists out there marking their T.V. Guides to make sure they don't miss an episode of a black hip-hop soap opera!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 29, 2019 03:43 PM (fqUgw)
We refer to this as four feet of oppression resulting from patriarchal climate change.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 29, 2019 03:43 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Steve Kroft at January 29, 2019 03:41 PM (ymnmz)
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Suck ass, Steve.
Oh.
Wait.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2019 03:43 PM (8XRCm)
Mother Earth moves further away from Father Sun and puts Father Sun in a
"time out" from the affections of Mother Earth....
Posted by: blake - used High Sierra Salesman at January 29, 2019 03:38 PM (qC1Sy)
Fun Fact: In winter, the Earth is actually closer to the Sun!!!
Fun Facts brought to you by one of those kids in school you wanted to punch for knowing unimportant shit like that.
Posted by: jakee308 at January 29, 2019 03:43 PM (GMm7B)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 29, 2019 03:41 PM (0OmEj)
*runs around screaming, waving arms frantically*
Posted by: Shep! at January 29, 2019 03:43 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 29, 2019 03:43 PM (OLCnA)
Too bad it was in Ireland, but hooray for the priest anyway!
https://tinyurl.com/yd7x3yy8
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Here, the bishop would kill anyone standing between him ans a leftist, abortion loving politician.
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 29, 2019 03:43 PM (NeSSd)
that two white racist men can tell one black man from another in the
dark. I think we've come a long way
Posted by: Total Control Racist at January 29, 2019 03:38 PM (l59xc)
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And, looking at the photos, a not-very-black black man at that.
Heck, that's Ben Affleck in the bottom photo, right?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at January 29, 2019 03:43 PM (xyung)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 29, 2019 03:43 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 29, 2019 03:43 PM (+2Bkq)
Actor who was apparently dressed for 0 Degree weather, no?
You can't recognize your relatives when bundled up for 0 Degree Temps.
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2019 03:44 PM (BxWz2)
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He should be thankful they weren't aremed with Smirks.
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2019 03:38 PM (BxWz2)
Smirks, wasn't that some eastern European secret police organization?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 29, 2019 03:40 PM (ymnmz)
No! Smirks are those little knifey things Scottish dudes carry in their kilt hose.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 29, 2019 03:44 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 29, 2019 03:40 PM (ymnmz)
A sub-org of DEV-GRN (short for "devious grin")
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2019 03:44 PM (AURKQ)
At the end of the attack, the attackers shouted, "Okay, now let's go get us hijabbed muslims who slipped by Trump's muslim ban!"
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 29, 2019 03:44 PM (47IEJ)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 29, 2019 03:44 PM (0OmEj)
Fun Facts brought to you by one of those kids in school you wanted to punch for knowing unimportant shit like that.
Posted by: jakee308 at January 29, 2019 03:43 PM (GMm7B)
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But its only closer for winter in the Northern Hemisphere.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2019 03:44 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: The Walking Dude at January 29, 2019 03:44 PM (cCxiu)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 29, 2019 03:44 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: hillary (-)(') at January 29, 2019 03:45 PM (Evws/)
348 @290 Some of them are hysterical. they will bleep the most innocuous thing even though they curse up a storm on regular tv now. I wish I could remember some of the funniest voice overs.
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The "edited for TV" version of Robocop has an amusing bit of voice over goof. One guy's shouts of "F*** ME!" turned into "FWHY ME!?"
Posted by: junior at January 29, 2019 03:35 PM (Fp6vo)
I always enjoyed the TV version of "Rounders" for two reasons. First, little Matty Damon and Ed Norton get their asses beaten down by a bunch of cops when they get caught cheating at cards. That's just good entertainment for the whole family.
And in the final card game scene, while they bleep out all the "fuck"s, they missed multiple times with John Malkovich saying "yob tvoyo maht". Which is Russian for "fuck your mother".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 29, 2019 03:45 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 29, 2019 03:45 PM (47IEJ)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2019 03:45 PM (OKeCc)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 29, 2019 03:45 PM (gC2IV)
and boofing.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2019 03:45 PM (/tuJf)
Fun Facts brought to you by one of those kids in school you wanted to punch for knowing unimportant shit like that.
Posted by: jakee308 at January 29, 2019 03:43 PM (GMm7B)
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Hey, you're ruining a perfectly good fable!
Posted by: blake - used High Sierra Salesman at January 29, 2019 03:45 PM (qC1Sy)
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Fun Fact: In winter, the Earth is actually closer to the Sun!!!
Fun Facts brought to you by one of those kids in school you wanted to punch for knowing unimportant shit like that.
Posted by: jakee308 at January 29, 2019 03:43 PM
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Blow me.
Posted by: Australia at January 29, 2019 03:46 PM (pMGkg)
This whole thing is laughably implausible.
What is wrong with people who want to cast themselves as victims?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2019 03:46 PM (YqDXo)
"One Dimensional!!!"
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 29, 2019 03:46 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 29, 2019 03:46 PM (+2Bkq)
https://tinyurl.com/y79c5o9v
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2019 03:46 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2019 03:46 PM (OKeCc)
Posted by: mikeyG at January 29, 2019 03:46 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 29, 2019 03:46 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 29, 2019 03:47 PM (+2Bkq)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 29, 2019 03:47 PM (37IEG)
Ben Shapiro would've put on his cuck cape and saved this guy by Pointing Out how wrong they were.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 29, 2019 03:47 PM (47IEJ)
Posted by: mikeyG at January 29, 2019 03:46 PM (LL1Be)
Smirking?
Committing Hat Crimes?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 29, 2019 03:47 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 29, 2019 03:47 PM (Mouru)
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Didn't know if it was a male or female until commentary.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2019 03:47 PM (ePWRo)
Fun Facts brought to you by one of those kids in school you wanted to punch for knowing unimportant shit like that.
Posted by: jakee308
1 degree in Chicago.
95 in Sydney, AU.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2019 03:47 PM (lyaJC)
Begun the Sondheim-Webber Wars have.
Posted by: Moron Yoda at January 29, 2019 03:47 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: torabora at January 29, 2019 03:47 PM (Fc1pN)
Posted by: rickl at January 29, 2019 03:47 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 29, 2019 03:48 PM (gC2IV)
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A missal attack!
Posted by: andycanuck
Holy water Batman!
Posted by: Robbin' at January 29, 2019 03:48 PM (NeSSd)
Posted by: Tawana Brawley at January 29, 2019 03:48 PM (bE2ic)
This whole story is very hinky.
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 29, 2019 03:48 PM (fnWQo)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2019 03:44 PM (8XRCm)
HEY! You're one of those kids too!!!
Posted by: jakee308 at January 29, 2019 03:48 PM (GMm7B)
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 29, 2019 03:19 PM (0zrEH)
She seems fairly engaging in this TED talk last year.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycau6fow
Posted by: m at January 29, 2019 03:48 PM (QZ11M)
*******
Pentagon to send a 'few thousand' more troops to southern border | TheHill
Posted by: Poor Little fat Rich kid John PUDhoretz at January 29, 2019 03:48 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 29, 2019 03:48 PM (Boy/L)
Remember the half-black kid who was supposedly hung by a noose by a group of white kids in New Hampshire? Google it, and you'll see a flurry of outrage stories pop up around the week of the incident in 2017 and absolutely nothing since. What does that tell you? A, it was a lie (since the investigation can't be still ongoing) and B, even if the fact that it was a lie was reported locally, google won't let anyone access those articles.
And now with the bleach? As someone said, who walks around with a noose and bleach at 2 in the morning...in Chicago...looking to ambush a black? And just happens to run into a (minor) black celebrity?
This was drummed up by acquaintances of the actor looking to get in on the "social justice" game and stir up publicity for the actor and the tanking show.
Posted by: denbar at January 29, 2019 03:48 PM (gJAok)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2019 03:46 PM (YqDXo)
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This is their coordinated attempt to make it socially impossible to wear MAGA attire. Anywhere. Any time.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 29, 2019 03:48 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 29, 2019 03:48 PM (37IEG)
In a couple of years we'll find out these attackers gave him aids, too.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 29, 2019 03:48 PM (47IEJ)
Posted by: rickl at January 29, 2019 03:47 PM (xjiRE)
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African or European?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at January 29, 2019 03:49 PM (xyung)
Posted by: rickl at January 29, 2019 03:47 PM (xjiRE)
Now don't be bringing science into this. The Trumpys on this blog HATE science.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 29, 2019 03:49 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 29, 2019 03:48 PM (Boy/L)
Ah, that takes me back to when cartoons were violent and funny.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 29, 2019 03:49 PM (xJa6I)
Then they ironed my shirt, gave me a $300 haircut and forced me to sign the entire songbook to Dear Evan Hansen.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 29, 2019 03:34 PM
Those BRUTES!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 29, 2019 03:49 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 29, 2019 03:49 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: rickl at January 29, 2019 03:47 PM (xjiRE)
As a mixer or a chaser ?
Posted by: Shep at January 29, 2019 03:49 PM (L/iaS)
Posted by: illiniwek at January 29, 2019 03:49 PM (Cus5s)
Some gay guys are into rough sex. Sometimes that can impact an actors looks, temporarily. I knew a guy that did TV movie reviews and he just wore heavier makeup. But he didn't have to move around a lot
Posted by: Total Control Racist at January 29, 2019 03:49 PM (l59xc)
Posted by: rickl
18 or 19 degrees, not counting wind chill.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2019 03:49 PM (lyaJC)
Trolling for prostitutes, one of them rolls him, Jussie makes this up as cover.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2019 03:50 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2019 03:50 PM (AllCR)
"Fun Fact: In winter, the Earth is actually closer to the Sun!!!"
Funner Fact: Contrary to what most people think, when it is winter in one hemisphere it is summer in the other and visa versa. The same concept is true for night and day!
Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson at January 29, 2019 03:50 PM (MxEKc)
Did they make him eat chicken and watermelon? Pour grapedrank on him? Stick amyls up his nose and drench him in Analeze?
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 29, 2019 03:50 PM (n2qRY)
Posted by: irright at January 29, 2019 03:50 PM (pMGkg)
_________________
Shaving their legs.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 29, 2019 03:50 PM (fqUgw)
Has his skin toned lightened over the last few years? If so, maybe he's looking for an excuse for his lighter brighter skin.
Posted by: blake - used High Sierra Salesman at January 29, 2019 03:50 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 29, 2019 03:50 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at January 29, 2019 03:49 PM (xyung)
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Oh SHUT UP!!!
You know it never freezes in Africa.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2019 03:50 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Kelvin at January 29, 2019 03:50 PM (BxWz2)
This whole thing is laughably implausible.
What is wrong with people who want to cast themselves as victims?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2019 03:46 PM (YqDXo)
Actor. Drama Queen. Also a Queen.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 29, 2019 03:50 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: assault smirk at January 29, 2019 03:50 PM (9AcAx)
Posted by: Hikaru at January 29, 2019 03:50 PM (pgXNG)
Posted by: Dan Rather at January 29, 2019 03:50 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Darth Randall at January 29, 2019 03:50 PM (p0nVR)
>>The story failed to mention that Nick Sandmann was there smirking the entire time
and boofing.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2019 03:45 PM (/tuJf)
Boofing. Good times,
Kamal Harris: Ms Coney Barrett, what is this queef thing you seem to have mentioned in the year book?
CB: It says "Queen for the Day"
KH- I'm sorry it quite clearly says your were the Queef of the Day"
CB: ???????? Are you related to Geaorge Costanza?
KH: Ms CB let me just say I find it hard to believe that you do not know what queefing is. Would you agree senator Blumenthal?
DB: Hey don't drag me into this.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 29, 2019 03:51 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 29, 2019 03:51 PM (Boy/L)
It's still winter down there. It just doesn't snow. Or get cold.
Posted by: jakee308 at January 29, 2019 03:51 PM (GMm7B)
Posted by: assault smirk at January 29, 2019 03:51 PM (9AcAx)
Jussie rhymes with ...
Posted by: orange at January 29, 2019 03:51 PM (b0Mq7)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 29, 2019 03:51 PM (n2qRY)
Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson at January 29, 2019 03:50 PM (MxEKc)
Now tell us about how the toilets all flush in the opposite direction in New Guinea, professor!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 29, 2019 03:51 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 29, 2019 03:51 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: rickl at January 29, 2019 03:47 PM (xjiRE)
Type that question into Bing and you find out 18 to 19 degrees F. Just realized that this is this more interesting to me than approving time sheets.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 29, 2019 03:51 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: assault smirk at January 29, 2019 03:52 PM (9AcAx)
It was a dark and stormy night when he came to me,
And ripped my bodice...errr....health insurance..,
And there was no panties...err...walls, no walls, ever.
Posted by: IC at January 29, 2019 03:52 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2019 03:52 PM (QkjLD)
We got kids with ropes around their necks, doused in bleach all over the city!
Posted by: Ice-T at January 29, 2019 03:52 PM (BxWz2)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 29, 2019 03:52 PM (Evws/)
The police statement suggests there may be video of it happening.
Facts and unedited videos are racist.
Posted by: mikeyG at January 29, 2019 03:52 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Richard Gere at January 29, 2019 03:52 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 29, 2019 03:52 PM (47IEJ)
Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson at January 29, 2019 03:50 PM
Depends. Australia uses a 'meteorological' definition for their seasons. While ours is more dependent on sunlight and the calendar.
Posted by: Newest Nic at January 29, 2019 03:53 PM (jYje5)
Just to make you laugh, Reaction of girl to haoling her baby sister for the first time:
https://tinyurl.com/ybambvft
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2019 03:53 PM (AllCR)
Downtown Chicago
1 degree outside
Bleach
Rope
Attackers watch Empire enough to recognize a minor character
Recite every Fake News cliche
Masks
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo
BINGO! I got a BINGO over here!
Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 29, 2019 03:53 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: assault smirk at January 29, 2019 03:53 PM (9AcAx)
In the background, a tribal elder drummed and chanted softly.
Posted by: oh, fug it, throw in all the bad actors at January 29, 2019 03:53 PM (b0Mq7)
Posted by: Dumbass people at January 29, 2019 03:53 PM (37IEG)
THEN WHERE WAS PUTIN????
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 29, 2019 03:53 PM (+2Bkq)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 29, 2019 03:54 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic
Could this have been a failed drive-by excommunication attempt, possibly?
Posted by: Cicero
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Hmmm, not sure that they used bleach in the ancient rite. So, yep, probably a Novus Ordo excom . . .
Posted by: simplemind at January 29, 2019 03:54 PM (+iRCV)
Posted by: assault smirk at January 29, 2019 03:54 PM (9AcAx)
Downtown Chicago
1 degree outside
Bleach
Rope
Attackers watch Empire enough to recognize a minor character
Recite every Fake News cliche
Masks
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo
BINGO! I got a BINGO over here!
Posted by: Brother Cavil
Jeez. That filled the whole card.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2019 03:54 PM (lyaJC)
Posted by: willow at January 29, 2019 03:54 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: mikeyG at January 29, 2019 03:54 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Shep Smith at January 29, 2019 03:54 PM (BxWz2)
The rope put around the actor's neck was apparently a man's penis.
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 29, 2019 03:44 PM (4e+hS)
Shit. THAT'S what I did wrong.
Posted by: Richard Quest at January 29, 2019 03:54 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: Ed at January 29, 2019 03:54 PM (pgi3i)
Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at January 29, 2019 03:55 PM (rZClK)
#hetoo
Posted by: Total Control Racist at January 29, 2019 03:55 PM (l59xc)
Posted by: rickl at January 29, 2019 03:47 PM
A 5% Sodium Hypochlorite solution will freeze at 19 or 20 º F (sources vary). A 10% solution will freeze at about 7 ºF.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 29, 2019 03:55 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Sadiq Khan at January 29, 2019 03:55 PM (37IEG)
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Just to make you laugh, Reaction of girl to haoling her baby sister for the first time:
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Guessing it was in Hawaii?
Posted by: irright at January 29, 2019 03:55 PM (pMGkg)
DC ANTIFA LEADER CHARGED WITH 'ETHNIC INTIMIDATION' RELATED TO ATTACK ON MARINES
Washington, D.C. Antifa leader Joseph "Jose" Alcoff, also known as "Chepe," was arrested and charged with multiple felonies in Philadelphia on Jan. 10 in connection to the Antifa mob attack against two Marines in November.
Alcoff faces 17 charges, including multiple counts of aggravated assault, ethnic intimidation, conspiracy and terroristic threats, and one count of robbery while inflicting serious bodily injury.
Alcoff is an organizer of Smash Racism DC, the Antifa group responsible for mobbing Fox News host and DCNF co-founder Tucker Carlson's house in November and for chasing Texas Republican Sen. Ted Cruz from a D.C. restaurant in September.
he's out on a skimpy amount of bail
daily caller
"ethnic intimidation"? You mean hate crime?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2019 03:55 PM (OKeCc)
THEN WHERE WAS PUTIN????
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 29, 2019 03:53 PM (+2Bkq)
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At the hideout.... waiting for the call.
Duh....
Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2019 03:55 PM (8XRCm)
Downtown Chicago
1 degree outside
Bleach
Rope
Attackers watch Empire enough to recognize a minor character
Recite every Fake News cliche
Masks
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo
Also.....TRUUUUUMMMMPPPPPP!!!!!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 29, 2019 03:55 PM (+2Bkq)
Dude got his ass beat by his boyfriend. I'm calling it now. A drunken fight.
Posted by: Ed at January 29, 2019 03:54 PM (pgi3i)
I'm calling a grnder hook up gone sideways.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 29, 2019 03:55 PM (ymnmz)
Downtown Chicago
1 degree outside
Bleach
Rope
Attackers watch Empire enough to recognize a minor character
Recite every Fake News cliche
Masks
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo
BINGO! I got a BINGO over here!
Posted by: Brother Cavil
none of this matters
it's the initial headline of MAGA that matters
their work is done
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2019 03:55 PM (OKeCc)
Lesson Learned: If you use the last dab, always replace the tube of Anal Bleach.
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2019 03:56 PM (BxWz2)
Posted by: willow at January 29, 2019 03:56 PM (gLMhO)
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Halaling??? Like a muslim turkey??
Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2019 03:56 PM (8XRCm)
Oh wait, scratch that, don't take it to air, that was one of ours.
Posted by: MSM at January 29, 2019 03:56 PM (AzW6q)
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if it is downtown Chicago on a public street, and if it actually happened, then yes there is likely video. Otherwise, there is likely video of this idjit in the middle of a solicitation gone bad.
Posted by: simplemind at January 29, 2019 03:56 PM (tJ+Ge)
https://tinyurl.com/y9xqsocu
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2019 03:56 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Occasional Cortex at January 29, 2019 03:56 PM (Y7Tmy)
Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at January 29, 2019 03:55 PM (rZClK)
lol
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2019 03:56 PM (OKeCc)
Posted by: Leroy Brown at January 29, 2019 03:57 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at January 29, 2019 03:57 PM (7CM5W)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2019 03:57 PM (YqDXo)
This is why they keep doing it.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 29, 2019 03:57 PM (NFEMn)
Just heard Sebastian Gorka on his radio show give James Woods credit for this Twitter hashtag: #RBGWhereYouBe
Finally.
Good that's some are finally saying publicly what needs to be said publicly.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 29, 2019 03:57 PM (47IEJ)
'Hoagies and Grinders
Hoagies and Grinders
Navy Beans
Navy Beans
Navy Beans'
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2019 03:57 PM (BxWz2)
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Just to make you laugh, Reaction of girl to haoling her baby sister for the first time:
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Guessing it was in Hawaii?
Posted by: irright at January 29, 2019 03:55 PM (pMGkg)
My email tagged this as Spam.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 29, 2019 03:57 PM (NWiLs)
Funner Fact: Contrary to what most people think, when it is winter in one hemisphere it is summer in the other and visa versa. The same concept is true for night and day!
Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson at January 29, 2019 03:50 PM (MxEKc)
Now tell us about how the toilets all flush in the opposite direction in New Guinea, professor!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 29, 2019 03:51 PM (Mouru)
So you're saying that toilets are shit fountains?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 29, 2019 03:57 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2019 03:57 PM (QkjLD)
Posted by: Leroy Brown at January 29, 2019 03:57 PM (37IEG)
Don't chase trends, sir. You be yourself.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 29, 2019 03:57 PM (xJa6I)
You're asking about my typos after all this time? Really?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2019 03:57 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: assault smirk at January 29, 2019 03:51 PM (9AcAx)
The unsung hero of Nakatomi Plaza
Posted by: josephistan at January 29, 2019 03:57 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: simplemind
Do we have "botched drug deal" on the odds list? Because I'm taking that one.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 29, 2019 03:58 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: The Left at January 29, 2019 03:58 PM (+2Bkq)
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Just to make you laugh, Reaction of girl to haoling her baby sister for the first time:
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Guessing it was in Hawaii?
Posted by: irright at January 29, 2019 03:55 PM (pMGkg)
My email tagged this as Spam.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 29, 2019 03:57 PM (NWiLs)
See if you can get some macaroni salad and some poke to go with that.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 29, 2019 03:58 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: mikeyG at January 29, 2019 03:58 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 29, 2019 03:58 PM (AM1GF)
Drugs? Nah. The strongest thing that guy ingests is an Appletini.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 29, 2019 03:59 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 29, 2019 03:55 PM (ymnmz)
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I guessed "hooker," but this is entirely possible. Grindr guy says "oh, shit... this is that famous actor from TV... yo Bruce, yo Lance, wanna make some cash tonight?"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2019 03:59 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 29, 2019 03:59 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Eromero at January 29, 2019 03:59 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Clorox Slurpee at January 29, 2019 03:59 PM (NeSSd)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2019 03:57 PM (AllCR)
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Oooops.
Please dont buzzion me maam. I have kids.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2019 03:59 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2019 03:56 PM
This.
Posted by: Anne H. at January 29, 2019 03:59 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 29, 2019 03:57 PM (veoSD)
Yeah. Confused the hell out of Isaac Newton.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 29, 2019 03:59 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: santisc at January 29, 2019 03:59 PM (gJAok)
RBG will probably croak--or they'll finally admit she already has--on the day of the address so that they'll have to postpone it--until after the date of the next shutdown.
I just don't see Nanzi giving Trump a chance to sell his Wall.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 29, 2019 03:59 PM (NFEMn)
No I didn't think so. That is going to be one stretched out gerbil door after that. Trust me. I know.
Posted by: Richard Gere at January 29, 2019 04:00 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 29, 2019 04:00 PM (9hauA)
and thousands showed up?
Posted by: willow at January 29, 2019 04:00 PM (gLMhO)
TMZ: "Empire"star Jussie Smollett was a victim of racist, homophobic hate crime attack
It was 1 degree overnight with a wicked assed wind chill.
No one was out walking anywhere at 2:00 am last night.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2019 03:13 PM (lyaJC)
Whatcha mean? Sub zero temps are the perfect time to be wearing azzless chaps and walk down the sidewalk.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 29, 2019 04:00 PM (sy5kK)
Chris Hayes
The least sexy part of socialism is effective, efficient bureaucratic administration but the project lives or dies based on it.
Michael Walsh
I didn't see you in East Berlin and Moscow in the late '80s, boy. Please show your work.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2019 04:00 PM (OKeCc)
I take it you have never been in the presence of a venting of head tanks on a submarine and someone (usually sleepily) doesn't heed the warning sign.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 29, 2019 04:00 PM (Boy/L)
Video features lectures from the Rev Al Sharpton (fat version) and Bill Crosby, too!
https://www.nytimes.com/2013/06/03/
booming/revisiting-the-tawana-brawley
-rape-scandal.html?smid=yt-nytimes
Posted by: Tawana Brawley at January 29, 2019 04:01 PM (bE2ic)
Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson at January 29, 2019 03:50 PM
Not so fast there, pardner.
Posted by: Luna & Mercury at January 29, 2019 04:01 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 29, 2019 04:01 PM (+2Bkq)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 29, 2019 04:01 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at January 29, 2019 04:02 PM (7CM5W)
The least sexy part of socialism is effective, efficient bureaucratic administration but the project lives or dies based on it.
Revel in my technological glory.
Posted by: A Trabant that just shit itself and died at January 29, 2019 04:02 PM (NeSSd)
And the FBI ignored it.
https://tinyurl.com/y7xkkzww
Shocking, huh?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2019 04:02 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 29, 2019 04:02 PM (AJj50)
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Code?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 29, 2019 04:02 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2019 04:02 PM (QkjLD)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 29, 2019 03:58 PM (AM1GF)
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I think that "botched homo meetup and drug deal" is the leader in Las Vegas.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 29, 2019 04:02 PM (pw+jk)
ABC News Politics
The RNC passes an unprecedented pledge to give President Trump its "undivided support" before he's the party's official nominee "to underscore, underline, highlight that we are here to reelect President Trump and Republicans up and down the ballot"
well.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2019 04:02 PM (OKeCc)
I hear Empire is/was a good show, though.
hmm
So rekindle the dead career AND publicity stunt.
Starting to make sense.
Posted by: mikeyG at January 29, 2019 04:02 PM (LL1Be)
________________
What are the odds for "botched homo hook-up"? I'll take that one.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 29, 2019 04:02 PM (fqUgw)
Let us stand and appreciate the galaxy-spanning epic stupidity encapsulated in this one simple statement.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 29, 2019 04:02 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 29, 2019 04:02 PM (MkcN1)
Come again?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 29, 2019 04:01 PM (6qErC)
That's high in protein but not usually alcoholic. Unless his hookup is.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 29, 2019 04:02 PM (xJa6I)
Yeah, that.
Posted by: Matticus Finch at January 29, 2019 04:02 PM (mENHL)
One thing's for sure; it will have the largest ratings ever for a SOTU.
We'll all be tuning in to see what happens and what's said.
Trump has it right. The media would be dead by now without Trump.
He's ratings gold Jerry!
Posted by: jakee308 at January 29, 2019 04:02 PM (GMm7B)
Posted by: willow at January 29, 2019 04:02 PM (gLMhO)
The least sexy part of socialism is effective, efficient bureaucratic administration but the project lives or dies based on it.
It's nice to be appreciated.
Posted by: A T-54 running over a Hungarian at January 29, 2019 04:03 PM (NeSSd)
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Use Catholic school yearbooks instead of mugshots. We'll get these bastards!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 29, 2019 04:03 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2019 04:03 PM (BxWz2)
Posted by: Buzzwad at January 29, 2019 04:03 PM (37IEG)
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Which will force him to declare and emergency and also utilize the emergency presidential alert to push video of himself to every Cell phone and email address in the United states.
*Lefty Heads Exploding in Fireworks*
Posted by: simplemind at January 29, 2019 04:03 PM (R+2BV)
The RNC passes an unprecedented pledge to give President Trump its "undivided support" before he's the party's official nominee "to underscore, underline, highlight that we are here to reelect President Trump and Republicans up and down the ballot"
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ABC makes it sound like a bad thing.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 29, 2019 04:03 PM (NFEMn)
And the FBI ignored it.
https://tinyurl.com/y7xkkzww
Shocking, huh?
Posted by: JackStraw
at this point what does it matter?
Posted by: willow at January 29, 2019 04:03 PM (gLMhO)
RBG will probably croak--or they'll finally admit she already has--on the day of the address so that they'll have to postpone it--until after the date of the next shutdown.
I just don't see Nanzi giving Trump a chance to sell his Wall.
Posted by: JoeF
That's why Trump has Nancy boxed in. He DOESN'T have to the SOTU from the House.
She can't stop him.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2019 04:04 PM (lyaJC)
Posted by: willow at January 29, 2019 04:02 PM (gLMhO)
How soon you forget that Fen's typos are killing words.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 29, 2019 04:04 PM (NWiLs)
The RNC passes an unprecedented pledge to give President Trump its "undivided support" before he's the party's official nominee...
Unprecedented, my ass.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 29, 2019 04:04 PM (47IEJ)
Hordeling Dave in Texas helped make that happen.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 29, 2019 04:04 PM (uquGJ)
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 29, 2019 04:02 PM (MkcN1)
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Right? If sneering is violence, then Bill is the the Charlie Manson of our times.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2019 04:04 PM (AzW6q)
The least sexy part of socialism is effective, efficient bureaucratic administration but the project lives or dies based on it.
Michael Walsh
I didn't see you in East Berlin and Moscow in the late '80s, boy. Please show your work.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2019 04:00 PM (OKeCc)
Lemme check.
Yep. No reply.
Posted by: golfman at January 29, 2019 04:04 PM (GL/05)
_________________
That was reported (such as it was) a few months ago, and the "foreign entity" that got copied on all of Hill's e-mails was China.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 29, 2019 04:04 PM (fqUgw)
That's a feature.
And....sometimes it's a bug.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 29, 2019 04:04 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 29, 2019 04:04 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Newest Nic at January 29, 2019 03:53 PM (jYje5)
Arbitrary vs Actual
Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2019 04:04 PM (ePWRo)
https://jalopnik.com/the-trabant-is-the-best-commie-car-made-of-cotton-weve-1788844883
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 29, 2019 04:04 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 29, 2019 04:04 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: willow at January 29, 2019 04:04 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 29, 2019 04:02 PM (Boy/L)
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"I'll take Oxymoron for $500, Alec!"
Posted by: blake - used High Sierra Salesman at January 29, 2019 04:04 PM (qC1Sy)
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Code?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 29, 2019 04:02 PM (kQs4Y)
So, you have these pressurized lines that run in one direction when in "receive mode" and another that runs in "expel" mode to the ocean. You really don't want to hit flush when the latter is the case.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 29, 2019 04:04 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: willow at January 29, 2019 04:03 PM (gLMhO)
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It doesn't.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2019 04:05 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: willow at January 29, 2019 04:05 PM (gLMhO)
Come again?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 29, 2019 04:01 PM (6qErC)
That's high in protein but not usually alcoholic. Unless his hookup is.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
*snort
Golf clap.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2019 04:05 PM (lyaJC)
We talking submarines, now?
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 29, 2019 04:05 PM (47IEJ)
And the FBI ignored it.
https://tinyurl.com/y7xkkzww
Shocking, huh?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2019 04:02 PM (/tuJf)
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I've long been of the opinion that this server was setup to be an information conduit to foreign countries that paid the access price to the Clinton Foundation or the CGI.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 29, 2019 04:05 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2019 04:06 PM (ykycy)
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 29, 2019 04:06 PM (MIKMs)
Figuratively.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 29, 2019 04:06 PM (xJa6I)
They usually hand out a transcript of the speech before hand.
If he does, it'll be ad lib so it's be YUGE!
And she has to sit behind him so we'll be able to see her reaction in the same shot as Trump.
This will be delish.
Posted by: jakee308 at January 29, 2019 04:06 PM (GMm7B)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 29, 2019 04:00 PM
Known colloquially as "Blowing a Sh*tter".
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 29, 2019 04:06 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: mikeyG at January 29, 2019 04:06 PM (LL1Be)
The initial report was made a while ago. The fact that the FBI did nothing about it and that is proven by newly leaked Congressional testimony is new.
It might be another clue of why the Obama Intel community started framing Trump as early as 2015.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2019 04:06 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 29, 2019 04:06 PM (wGqjj)
I've long been of the opinion that this server was setup to be an information conduit to foreign countries that paid the access price to the Clinton Foundation or the CGI.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 29, 2019 04:05 PM (ffYR/)
I also think this.
sad.
Posted by: willow at January 29, 2019 04:07 PM (gLMhO)
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The RNC passes an unprecedented pledge to give President Trump its
"undivided support" before he's the party's official nominee "to
underscore, underline, highlight that we are here to reelect President
Trump and Republicans up and down the ballot"
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Any particular reason we didn't get the wall two years ago, YOU DISGUSTING LYING FUCKS?
Posted by: irright at January 29, 2019 04:07 PM (pMGkg)
The guy holding the umbrella in the rain was for the funeral procession of a slain Birmingham police officer. The many people who showed up for the funeral service for the Veteran without family was in Killeen TX, but that was also a kind thing
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2019 04:07 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 29, 2019 04:07 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 29, 2019 04:06 PM (DMUuz)
Don't judge me. A buck's a buck.
Posted by: Shep Smith at January 29, 2019 04:07 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at January 29, 2019 04:07 PM (BD/yx)
Posted by: pincorrect at January 29, 2019 04:07 PM (3LmBI)
Seamen
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 29, 2019 04:07 PM (6qErC)
Brings to mind an old joke about camels.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 29, 2019 04:08 PM (Mouru)
Coverup of some kind ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 29, 2019 04:08 PM (5fNnO)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 29, 2019 04:06 PM (DMUuz)
Not to be looked up on Urban Dictionary.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 29, 2019 04:08 PM (NWiLs)
@ananavarro
I saw Jussie Smollett in Miami last week. I can't believe this happened. It is sad and disgusting and and deplorable. "Empire' Star Jussie Smollett Beaten in Homophobic Attack By MAGA Supporters
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 29, 2019 04:08 PM (ZejZP)
Posted by: Collin Krapernick at January 29, 2019 04:08 PM (37IEG)
I've been around a LOT of venting and head cheese of sub shaped sausages!
Posted by: Shemp Smith at January 29, 2019 04:08 PM (n2qRY)
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2019 04:08 PM (BxWz2)
So you're saying that toilets are shit fountains?
I take it you have never been in the presence of a venting of head tanks on a submarine and someone (usually sleepily) doesn't heed the warning sign.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 29, 2019 04:00 PM (Boy/L)
Can't say that I have. I figured it was better to have that temporary infantry stink than the permanent green glow of the submariner.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 29, 2019 04:08 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: willow at January 29, 2019 04:08 PM (gLMhO)
He just made up the racist whites with noose and bleach afterwards. Why noose? That seems to be the go-to prop when making up a fake hate crime these days. Why bleach? I think by the looks of the actor, his skin color might be something he has gotten crap for in the past from his brethren, so what better way to "prove" your black bona fides than to say some racist whites tried to bleach your dark, dark skin which disturbed them so?
Posted by: melange at January 29, 2019 04:08 PM (gJAok)
And the FBI ignored it.
https://tinyurl.com/y7xkkzww
Shocking, huh?
Posted by: JackStraw
at this point what does it matter?
Posted by: willow at January 29, 2019 04:03 PM (gLMhO)
Looking at that picture of Strozk that accompanies this article and damn if he doesn't look like a Russian spy from Central Casting....
Posted by: JoeF. at January 29, 2019 04:09 PM (NFEMn)
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Maybe, but that administration was so f*cking corrupt, there were probably multiple reasons why they were trying to ensure that Hillary won and their crimes would never see the light of day.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 29, 2019 04:09 PM (fqUgw)
And the Chinese did it with the super sophisticated method of inserting a "forward all" script to one of their shell corporations.
Hillary and her dimwits had as much grasp of cybersecurity as I do of 12th century Belgian playwrights.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 29, 2019 04:09 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2019 04:09 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 29, 2019 04:08 PM (veoSD)
Oh get fucked. I do not glow green.
Posted by: Namor at January 29, 2019 04:09 PM (NWiLs)
Sure Shep.
But I heard you would go as high as ten bucks a pop.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 29, 2019 04:09 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: dananjcon at January 29, 2019 04:09 PM (xqfqx)
@ananavarro
I saw Jussie Smollett in Miami last week. I can't believe this happened. It is sad and disgusting and and deplorable. "Empire' Star Jussie Smollett Beaten in Homophobic Attack By MAGA Supporters
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 29, 2019 04:08 PM (ZejZP)
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Boy, a cuck's gotta cuck.
You'd think after the mess the cucks got themselves into JUST LAST WEEK, they'd wait for the inevitable debunking of this one, before walking into the same damn trap, but noooooo...
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2019 04:09 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at January 29, 2019 04:02 PM
Consider considering pinched-prune face looks of disapproval as a sign that says "Entree".
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 29, 2019 04:09 PM (DMUuz)
Yes. DiT was getting the word out on Twitter and encouraging people to show up there.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 29, 2019 04:10 PM (uquGJ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2019 04:10 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: assault smirk at January 29, 2019 04:10 PM (9AcAx)
Posted by: willow at January 29, 2019 04:10 PM (gLMhO)
I'm sure it's possible
Posted by: CrimsonSun at January 29, 2019 04:10 PM (Z9JRq)
Posted by: NCKate at January 29, 2019 04:10 PM (JyTrc)
Posted by: Inspector Closeau, FBI at January 29, 2019 04:10 PM (37IEG)
@ananavarro
I saw Jussie Smollett in Miami last week. I can't believe this happened. It is sad and disgusting and and deplorable. "Empire' Star Jussie Smollett Beaten in Homophobic Attack By MAGA Supporters
Oh go eat another donut Ana. It will take your sadz away.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 29, 2019 04:11 PM (MkcN1)
It's nice to be appreciated.
Posted by: A T-54
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diagramming this sentence - shows the real horror show at work in Chris Hayes mind.
"least sexy" = chaos, famine, disease,poverty
"effective efficient bureaucratic administration" = horrific murderous oppression
but the "project" = aggrandizement of the administrative class
"lives or dies by it" = if we don't kill you first, you'll kill all of us.
Posted by: simplemind at January 29, 2019 04:11 PM (vwg/6)
Posted by: willow at January 29, 2019 04:11 PM (gLMhO)
heart shape for her sweetie as a surprise and ended up in the hospital?
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That was me. And I was treated at Seaworld.
Posted by: rosie o'donut at January 29, 2019 04:11 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2019 04:11 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 29, 2019 04:11 PM (6qErC)
//
Posted by: dananjcon at January 29, 2019 04:09 PM (xqfqx)
After you've binge-watched three seasons of Glee you need a way to butch up.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 29, 2019 04:11 PM (Mouru)
This will be delish.
Posted by: jakee308 at January 29, 2019 04:06 PM (GMm7B)
They'll crop her out of most shots--I guarantee it.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 29, 2019 04:11 PM (NFEMn)
Don't forget: They were wearing ski mask AND a MAGA hat.
On top of the the ski masks.
They must've been wearing the Special Limited Edition All-Weather Assualt MAGA
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 29, 2019 03:18 PM (TN1P5)
The good news is that this will be easy to trace the sale, being so rare an item, and we can finally use this to connect Trump to Russia!
Posted by: Adam Schiff at January 29, 2019 04:11 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2019 04:11 PM (Y+V3r)
Posted by: golfman at January 29, 2019 04:11 PM (GL/05)
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous)
I think that I heard the scream.
Posted by: Peter Townsend at January 29, 2019 04:12 PM (NeSSd)
I saw Jussie Smollett in Miami last week. I can't believe this
happened. It is sad and disgusting and and deplorable. "Empire' Star
Jussie Smollett Beaten in Homophobic Attack By MAGA Supporters
Checks every box, including the "I am of the elite, just like my dear pal Jussie" option.
Perfectly Tweeted.
Posted by: mikeyG at January 29, 2019 04:12 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2019 04:08 PM
Only mudfoots, and possibly redlegs, would engage in such an activity, never a submariner, who's strength is the strength of ten, because his (and now her) heart is pure.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 29, 2019 04:13 PM (DMUuz)
With a chainsaw attachment.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 29, 2019 04:13 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 29, 2019 04:13 PM (MkcN1)
She probably used the wrong grade of steel wool between coats. Common occurance.
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2019 04:13 PM (BxWz2)
One size really does fit all!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 29, 2019 04:14 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: willow at January 29, 2019 04:14 PM (gLMhO)
I saw Jussie Smollett in Miami last week.
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He opened for REM at the American Airline Arena
Posted by: josephistan at January 29, 2019 04:14 PM (7HtZB)
@ananavarro
I saw Jussie Smollett in Miami last week. I can't believe this happened. It is sad and disgusting and and deplorable. "Empire' Star Jussie Smollett Beaten in Homophobic Attack By MAGA Supporters
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 29, 2019 04:08 PM (ZejZP)
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Boy, a cuck's gotta cuck.
You'd think after the mess the cucks got themselves into JUST LAST WEEK, they'd wait for the inevitable debunking of this one, before walking into the same damn trap, but noooooo...
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2019 04:09 PM (AzW6q)
Wile E. Coyote is shaking his head in disbelief.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2019 04:14 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 29, 2019 04:14 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous)
I think that I heard the scream.
Posted by: Peter Townsend at January 29, 2019 04:12 PM (NeSSd)
I did too. Yikes.
But... I just thought that there are some self-inflicted stupid things that are just too embarrassing to admit to that involve bleach.
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at January 29, 2019 04:14 PM (BD/yx)
Before today, who here could pick this Julius Smollette actor out of a line up?
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 29, 2019 04:14 PM (47IEJ)
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous)
I think that I heard the scream.
Posted by: Peter Townsend at January 29, 2019 04:12 PM (NeSSd)
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I hadnt heard that story.
But.... Sandra darling...... even knuckldragging Midwest farmboy me knows not to use bleach to bleach your hair...... you use peroxide.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2019 04:14 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2019 04:14 PM (Y+V3r)
She probably used the wrong grade of steel wool between coats. Common occurance.
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2019 04:13 PM (BxWz2)
Lacquer? I hardly know 'er!
Posted by: Insomniac at January 29, 2019 04:14 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 29, 2019 04:14 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 29, 2019 04:13 PM (MkcN1)
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Joo are a deplorable rayciss mayn!
It's flan. Forrrty kilos every day.
Posted by: Ana "Tanque" Navarro at January 29, 2019 04:14 PM (AzW6q)
They must've been wearing the Special Limited Edition All-Weather Assualt MAGA
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 29, 2019 03:18 PM (TN1P5)
Steel-plated MAGA hats. Kind of like John Steed's bowler.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 29, 2019 04:15 PM (MkcN1)
Jussie, bowed him through several suites of rooms to the archway
that led into the vaults. I passed down a long and winding
staircase, requesting him to be cautious as he followed. We came at
length to the foot of the descent, and stood together upon the damp
ground of the catacombs of the MAGApedes.
Posted by: Russian Stooge at January 29, 2019 04:15 PM (myrLZ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 29, 2019 04:15 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 29, 2019 04:09 PM (fqUgw)
Yes. All that and Protecting the Obama Legacy.
Obama and/or his handlers were so dirty and corrupt that I believe protecting him, his reputation and his legacy is more important to most of them than getting Trump out.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 29, 2019 04:15 PM (NFEMn)
I saw Jussie Smollett in Miami last week. I can't believe this happened. It is sad and disgusting and and deplorable. "Empire' Star Jussie Smollett Beaten in Homophobic Attack By MAGA Supporters
Another rake, dear?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 29, 2019 04:15 PM (Mouru)
That's funny, I can't believe it happened either.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2019 04:15 PM (YqDXo)
"This is in recompense for the unsubstantiated aspersions cast upon the Covington Catholic High students!"
These people are such idiots.
Posted by: Emilio Lizardo, Ph.D. at January 29, 2019 04:16 PM (SOgjZ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 29, 2019 04:15 PM (Mouru)
She pulled out a step ladder, climbed it, and then jumped down onto the rake this time.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2019 04:16 PM (YqDXo)
It's flan. Forrrty kilos every day.
Posted by: Ana "Tanque" Navarro at January 29, 2019 04:14 PM (AzW6q)
#eatanotherflan then.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 29, 2019 04:16 PM (MkcN1)
She'd be like, "pew-pew-pew,"
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RBG was out in Lake Michigan doing her nightly 1-2 am Polar Plunge.
Posted by: Jolo at January 29, 2019 04:16 PM (WrMOC)
Posted by: Cult of SJW at January 29, 2019 04:16 PM (9FOgf)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 29, 2019 04:16 PM (Boy/L)
WEEK, they'd wait for the inevitable debunking of this one, before
walking into the same damn trap, but noooooo...
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2019 04:09 PM
Facts don't matter. They feel that it's their truth, so even if it never happened, it happened and requires a "national conversation".
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 29, 2019 04:16 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: rosie o'donut at January 29, 2019 04:16 PM (Evws/)
You'd think after the mess the cucks got themselves into JUST LAST WEEK, they'd wait for the inevitable debunking of this one, before walking into the same damn trap, but noooooo...
They prefer to establish new Narratives for their cohorts to exploit and never, ever let go of.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 29, 2019 04:17 PM (+2Bkq)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2019 04:17 PM (AllCR)
@ananavarro
I saw Jussie Smollett in Miami last week.
They always have to let you know they're one of the cool kids.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 29, 2019 04:17 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 29, 2019 04:17 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 29, 2019 04:15 PM (+y/Ru)
Hum? Interesting idea
Posted by: Susan smith at January 29, 2019 04:17 PM (Y+V3r)
Posted by: golfman at January 29, 2019 04:17 PM (GL/05)
"These vaults," he said, "are extensive."
"The MAGApedes," I replied, "were a great and numerous family."
"I forget your arms."
"A huge orange coiffure d'or, in a field azure; the hair helmet crushes a
cat lady rampant whose tongue studs are imbedded in the combover."
Posted by: Russian Stooge at January 29, 2019 04:17 PM (myrLZ)
Posted by: dananjcon at January 29, 2019 04:18 PM (xqfqx)
It IS sad, disgusting, and deplorable. "Jussie" should fire his writers, because he needs better material than this.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2019 04:18 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: m at January 29, 2019 04:18 PM (QZ11M)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at January 29, 2019 04:19 PM (Y5iLT)
Jussie, bowed him through several suites of rooms to the archway
that led into the vaults. I passed down a long and winding
staircase, requesting him to be cautious as he followed. We came at
length to the foot of the descent, and stood together upon the damp
ground of the catacombs of the MAGApedes.
Posted by: Russian Stooge at January 29, 2019 04:15 PM
Pffft! Jussie couldn't tell Clorox from OxyClean!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 29, 2019 04:19 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 29, 2019 04:11 PM
And build your strength to get your licks in!
Posted by: Ariana Grande at January 29, 2019 04:19 PM (DMUuz)
I didn't remember the hospital part. The part where "sweetie" dumped her for a stripper shortly afterwards I *do* remember. (Okay, supposedly she's not *exactly* a stripper, but still.)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 29, 2019 04:19 PM (uquGJ)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 29, 2019 04:17 PM (JUOKG)
This is another reason why I don't believe the SOTU will occur. Why in God's name would they allow this blob to be the national face of the Dems after Trump hits it out of the park?
Posted by: JoeF. at January 29, 2019 04:19 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: dananjcon at January 29, 2019 04:18 PM (xqfqx)
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RED-BELLY FOR THE WINNNNNN!
Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2019 04:19 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 29, 2019 04:17 PM (TAmPV)
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The humblebrag is at least 85% of the reason the bluechecks use twitter.
Like when Jonah the Whale recently tweeted (approximately) "Ugh. TFW when you get on the Acela and realize you left your laptop charger at home!"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2019 04:19 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Max Power at January 29, 2019 04:19 PM (q177U)
Posted by: m at January 29, 2019 04:18 PM (QZ11M)
Heh.
Spitter with a noose?
Posted by: golfman at January 29, 2019 04:19 PM (GL/05)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2019 04:20 PM (Y+V3r)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 29, 2019 04:20 PM (47IEJ)
It IS sad, disgusting, and deplorable. "Jussie" should fire his writers, because he needs better material than this.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 29, 2019 04:18 PM (YqDXo)
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She managed to get the word "deplorable" in there, which is all she was really after.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 29, 2019 04:20 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2019 04:17 PM (AllCR)
It pays not to leave anything to chance, you know.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 29, 2019 04:20 PM (Mouru)
I think it was a nice touch for the guys who were wearing ski masks to
also put on MAGA hats just so everyone would know who was doing a
racist, homophobic attack/sarc
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2019 04:17 PM (AllCR)
With "Confederate" flag patches sewed on the foreheads of their ski masks.
He'll remember that detail a little later.
And all he was doing to defend himself was kneeling with his Bible clutched in his right hand and his arms raised, asking God to forgive them.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 29, 2019 04:21 PM (37IEG)
jest. We will have many a rich laugh about it at Cannes next year --he! he!
he! --over our bleach --he! he! he!"
"The Clorox!" I said.
"He! he! he! --he! he! he! --yes, the Clorox. But is it not
getting late? Will not they be awaiting us at the Golden Globes, the consort of Jussie and the rest? Let us be gone."
"Yes," I said, "let us be gone."
"For the love of Trump, MAGApede!"
"Yes," I said, "for the love of Trump!"
Posted by: Russian Stooge at January 29, 2019 04:22 PM (myrLZ)
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 29, 2019 04:22 PM (5Yee7)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Hit Musical Learning to Code! at January 29, 2019 03:21 PM (0QYMt)
Weaponized Autistics?
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 29, 2019 04:23 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: disgusting oration at January 29, 2019 04:23 PM (vtd+q)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 29, 2019 04:23 PM (sy5kK)
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Yeah, and that dude had the decency to off himself after his crime was exposed.
Times sure have changed.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 29, 2019 04:24 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 29, 2019 04:24 PM (+y/Ru)
One of the things you learn very quickly is that the city gets considerably safer when it is cold - random thugs aren't hanging out looking for victims when you are risking frostbite staying outside for long periods of time.
I guess MAGA thugs are tougher than ordinary thugs.
Posted by: The ARC of History at January 29, 2019 04:42 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: oh, fug it, throw in all the bad actors at January 29, 2019 04:42 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at January 29, 2019 04:51 PM (xZjSg)
Posted by: Born Free at January 29, 2019 05:05 PM (2EfhT)
Makes sense.
#TMZ Fake Newsapalooza
Posted by: Key West Reader at January 29, 2019 05:30 PM (FMgH2)
Posted by: The ARC of History at January 29, 2019 04:42 PM (I2/tG)
The same thing happens in California whenever it rains.
Posted by: Surfperch at January 29, 2019 05:32 PM (kK4qb)
This is Nathan Phillips all over again. "News" people hear a story that 1) confirms their stupid prejudices and 2) has a intersectional victim.
In Chicago yesterday, there were plenty of blacks who were ACTUALLY shot, and some actually died. But they don't matter because they weren't famous twinks with ridiculous bleach stories.
BTW did you morons see the pics of the supposed hate letter Smollett rcvd last week? Fake fake fake!
Posted by: gp at January 29, 2019 05:44 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Yup at January 29, 2019 05:52 PM (/zkx5)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 29, 2019 06:05 PM (LOq4H)
There you are wrong, apparently. Maybe black gang members, what with their DNA designed for sub-saharan climes, are scarce in winter, but that's when the white "maga gang" members with their neanderthal dna adapted for the cold come out to terrorize the city!
Posted by: thery at January 29, 2019 06:34 PM (gJAok)
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Posted by: Rodney C. Johnson at January 29, 2019 06:53 PM (A5STV)
Asking for a deplorable friend
Posted by: Aunt ralph at January 29, 2019 07:40 PM (KjZIe)
First thing I thought of when I reasd about this case is it is a lie. Too many bizarre details. Oh & Harvey Levin (Mr. TMZ), who actually comes across as somewhat rational some of the time, is gay.
Posted by: Baldy at January 29, 2019 08:08 PM (lHZp3)
Its well known that there are daily bleachings of black gay men. Why Moochelle was attacked just last week.
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