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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (1/30/19)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

I'm 56 years old, so I'm not going to preclude myself from doing anything in the future,"

"I love the executive branch" and would choose to be there, whether it was in an elected or appointed position. He ruled out running for Congress, saying he could never be "1 of 100" or "1 of 435," referring to the number of seats in the Senate and House of Representatives. Former NJ Gov. Chris Christie

Quote II

“If you want to look at a system that’s non-capitalistic, just take a look at what was perhaps the wealthiest country in the world, and today, people are starving to death — it’s called Venezuela,”Former NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg


Quote III

“To deny Pitzer students who want to study at Haifa University the opportunity to study abroad and to enter into dialogue and promote intercultural understanding at the altar of political considerations is anathema to Pitzer’s core values.”Pitzer College President Melvin Oliver


Quote IV

“What I have recommended to the New York delegation is that you find her a primary opponent and make her a one-term congressperson. You’ve got numerous council people and state legislators who’ve been waiting 20 years for that seat. I’m sure they can find numerous people who want that seat in that district."Democratic lawmaker, who requested anonymity, told The Hill.


Quote V

"I don't think the game has ever been officiated at this level. It's extraordinary,"Roger Goodell

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Perspective

Wisconsin

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vs


Florida

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H/T LadyL


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Pro-infanticide H/T an ONT listener

What is the difference between a Democrat and a Nazi? Democrats save money by not investing in ink, gas and ovens.

“If a mother is in labor, I can tell you exactly what would happen,” he continued. “The infant would be delivered. The infant would be kept comfortable. The infant would be resuscitated if that’s what the mother and the family desired, and then a discussion would ensue between the physicians and the mother.”


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Dog eat dog.

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Kara Dansky, a feminist lawyer and spokeswoman for Women's Liberation Front (WoLF), spoke against the so-called "Equality Act" at the Heritage Foundation on Monday, denouncing the transgender and gender identity movement as anti-women and anti-lesbian in particular. Her remarks echoed the London Pride March sign declaring that "Transactivism Erases Lesbians."

"This is a men's rights movement — this is really a men's rights movement," Dansky declared, calling for men to stand up for women and denounce the transgender movement.


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Too good to be true? Is there a cure for all cancers right around the corner?

A small team of Israeli scientists think they might have found the first complete cure for cancer.

“We believe we will offer in a year’s time a complete cure for cancer,” said Dan Aridor, of a new treatment being developed by his company, Accelerated Evolution Biotechnologies Ltd. (AEBi), which was founded in 2000 in the ITEK incubator in the Weizmann Science Park. AEBi developed the SoAP platform, which provides functional leads to very difficult targets.

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Looking for a new contributor CNN goes to the bottom of the barrel.

Sometimes you get the feeling CNN isn’t even trying to feign legitimacy anymore.

It’s not like Florida officials didn’t just find probable cause that former Tallahassee mayor Andrew Gillum violated state ethics laws.

Four days removed from the Florida Ethics Commission finding probable cause on five out of six counts, CNN hired Gillum as a political commentator, leaving skeptics to wonder how long the wait will be before the Democrat is lecturing the opposition on ethics.


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Good news for Shep Smith, Anderson Cooper, Jake Tapper, Bill Kristol and Chris Hayes OK, that was cruel, good news for men who eat nuts.

Fertility: Eating NUTS boosts sperm quality, according to new research
FERTILITY: Recent research has shown including certain nuts in your diet can boost sperm quality and support male fertility.


In Tapper's case, wonder if it would thicken his skin?


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In Pakistan, "The Religion of Peace" is a tad perturbed at the moment.

“She deserves to be murdered according to Sharia”: Muslims in Pakistan enraged over new acquittal of Asia Bibi
Some Muslims there are determined not to let her live in peace, and will be satisfied with nothing short of her murder.


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The Japanese: Nuked Too Much or Not Enough?


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The ONT Musical Interlude



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Before Catepillars and other heavy equipment miners went under the surface of the earth. And they got a wee bit dirty.
Take Rashaad Thomas, a man who could not possibly have been this much of a little b*tch when he was in the Air Force.

Rashaad Thomas tells us that he’s an upset victim who deserves an apology because he went into a restaurant in Phoenix and they had up a picture of coal miners. This is one of those modern cases of “victimization” where you have to be told what the problem is because not being a b*tchy little crybaby, you wouldn’t be able to guess.

Rashaad Thomas must live a sad existence to go through life searching for things to be "triggered" by. Either that or he is one big-ass attention whore.


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A 5:45AM arrest, no we aren't talking targets of Robert Mueller. Genius Award Winners.

Police patrolling the Arrowhead neighborhood arrested two people after finding them in the back of an SUV with the seats folded down about 5:45 a.m., a report states. Cooper Roberts, 32, of Iowa, and Megan Elizabeth Gillogly, 28, of Myrtle Beach, are charged with possession of cocaine. Gillogly also is charged with public intoxication.

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America, a generous country. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Brent is mentally handicapped and is known for riding his bicycle down Main Street, honking his horn and spreading happiness.

Last Thursday, Brent walked into Josh Barnett's office with a black eye.

"He came in my office to say hi, I noticed he had a black eye," Barnett said.

"He pulled out his wallet and said, 'look no money I need milk and juice and food'.

Brent is a giver! He has never asked for money. He must be in need. I don't know if it's medical bills or what, but Brent needs help!"


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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by My Next Truck.

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Notice: Posted with permission by The Ace Media Empire and AceCorp, LLC. There was no collusion in the process of this ONT.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:57 PM




Comments

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1 hi

Posted by: ALH at January 30, 2019 09:53 PM (/Z/Su)

2 Slap is first!

Posted by: lin-duh galt at January 30, 2019 09:53 PM (kufk0)

3 Kerry on his sailboat?

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 30, 2019 09:53 PM (ZqRa6)

4 and first

Posted by: ALH at January 30, 2019 09:53 PM (/Z/Su)

5 Ok, ALHis first!

Posted by: lin-duh galt at January 30, 2019 09:54 PM (kufk0)

6 Nice picture MisHum!

And Evening Horde!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2019 09:54 PM (Y4EXg)

7 I like your new truck, MisHum. What kind of mileage does it get?

Posted by: ALH at January 30, 2019 09:54 PM (/Z/Su)

8 Holey moley, it's an WOOT!

_____

Say nothing.

Do nothing.

Be nothing.

There is nothing you will not understand.

-Lao Tzu, "Tao Te Ching"

_____

Say nothing.

Do nothing.

Be nothing.

There is nothing.

You will not understand.

-Guru Radd Dadd Upanishadd (Smythe), "The Ow K'ching"

Posted by: mindful webworker's curious ghost, hanging around, at January 30, 2019 09:55 PM (epWA9)

9 7 I like your new truck, MisHum. What kind of mileage does it get?
Posted by: ALH at January 30, 2019 09:54 PM (/Z/Su)

32 bastards to the gallon.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2019 09:55 PM (aA3+G)

10 Thanks, MisHum!

G'Evening, 'rons and 'ettes!

We ready to come together to acknowledge that truth is an outmoded conceit of grasping bourgeoisie?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2019 09:56 PM (niawK)

11 32 bastards to the gallon.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2019 09:55 PM (aA3+G)


87 octane?

Posted by: ALH at January 30, 2019 09:56 PM (/Z/Su)

12 I nominate Chelsea to run against Loopy Cortez.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 30, 2019 09:56 PM (ZqRa6)

13 Good Evening

Posted by: wing at January 30, 2019 09:56 PM (JFzNN)

14 Yeah!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 30, 2019 09:56 PM (438dO)

15 Thanks for the ONT.

I think the guy who had a problem with the coal mining picture actually must have an extraordinarily good life for that to be an issue.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 30, 2019 09:57 PM (DwZvw)

16 Christie's right, he'd take up at least 3 seats.

Posted by: Average Guy at January 30, 2019 09:58 PM (LMcFk)

17 "Slap is first!"
-Posted by: lin-duh galt at January 30, 2019 09:53 PM (kufk0)

*HAH!* I'm just not that motivated these days, darlin'!

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel at January 30, 2019 09:58 PM (Ckg4U)

18 Hard a-port! Hard-aport!

Posted by: Cpt. Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at January 30, 2019 09:58 PM (CDGwz)

19 Put ur feet up and have your favorite drink !

Posted by: McCool at January 30, 2019 09:58 PM (9X4u5)

20 11 32 bastards to the gallon.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2019 09:55 PM (aA3+G)


87 octane?
Posted by: ALH at January 30, 2019 09:56 PM (/Z/Su


.50 caliber.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2019 09:58 PM (aA3+G)

21 That's a Jeep...

Posted by: lin-duh galt at January 30, 2019 09:59 PM (kufk0)

22
Her Majesty wants that truck for driving in Houston.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2019 09:59 PM (LsBY9)

23 "A small team of Israeli scientists think they might have found the first complete cure for cancer."
and if it works, the FDA will be able to approve it around 2032.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 30, 2019 09:59 PM (ZqRa6)

24 Top 50!

Back to read the content.

Posted by: Sixkiller at January 30, 2019 10:00 PM (fAJRD)

25 Regarding the Florida weather man - 53 is cold when you can usually wear flip flops in January.

Posted by: ALH at January 30, 2019 10:00 PM (/Z/Su)

26
Don't worry about Chicago PD ever identifying those two people -- they just put that out there to help corroborate the hoax.

See? See? There were two people out there and that's them! See? He wasn't lying!

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 30, 2019 10:00 PM (WNnWU)

27 "We believe we will offer in a year's time a complete cure for cancer,"

That is going to upset many, MANY gravy trains.

Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2019 10:00 PM (NAs56)

28 Good frozen Wednesday!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2019 10:00 PM (TdMsT)

29 I didn't get the Rashad Thomas thing, so I actually gave in and clicked the link. Here is the headline:
Crybaby: This Picture of Coal Miners Reminds Him of Black Face, So it Must Come Down

Oy vey. Not only is he an asshole, he's also clearly very stupid. Pictures of men who work their asses off in hard, dangerous, toil getting together for a drink and yukking it up after a day's work should be inspirational, not an excuse for an SJW bitch fest.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2019 10:01 PM (niawK)

30 Lighthouses and Sailboats.

There's a load of romance and reminiscence in a single picture.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel at January 30, 2019 10:01 PM (Ckg4U)

31 Hard a-port! Hard-aport!
Posted by: Cpt. Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at January 30, 2019 09:58 PM (CDGwz)


Jibe-o!

Posted by: hogmartin likes yelling "jibe-o" at January 30, 2019 10:01 PM (t+qrx)

32 Democrats want to murder black babies.

This is a fact and should be a political ad. With visuals.

Horrifying people

Posted by: LASue at January 30, 2019 10:02 PM (XROPS)

33 Still livid at the demon infested Democrats. Who but the devil would argue for killing babies right before they are birthed?

Just can't even begin to deal with that.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2019 10:02 PM (pUDQf)

34 27 "We believe we will offer in a year's time a complete cure for cancer,"

That is going to upset many, MANY gravy trains.
Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2019 10:00 PM (NAs56


And we are still waiting for the muzzies to use toilet paper.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2019 10:02 PM (aA3+G)

35 27 "We believe we will offer in a year's time a complete cure for cancer,"

That is going to upset many, MANY gravy trains.
Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2019 10:00 PM (NAs56)


I will sound like a complete conspiracy kook, but those researchers had better watch their backs.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2019 10:02 PM (TdMsT)

36 27 "We believe we will offer in a year's time a complete cure for cancer,"

That is going to upset many, MANY gravy trains.
Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2019 10:00 PM (NAs56)

I am waiting to see how the anti-Israel douchebags put the english on this one if it pans out.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 30, 2019 10:02 PM (DwZvw)

37 We did not get snow yesterday. The entire state of Georgia is due an apology from all the local meteorologists.

We were counting on having the day off!

Posted by: ALH at January 30, 2019 10:02 PM (/Z/Su)

38 Wisconsin weather graphic too fuzzy & small to read.

Oklahoma is like living between a deep freeze and a furnace, and the wind is off one or the other, randomly. Lows in the teens last night, never got above freezing today, teens again tonight, but then the wind shifts and we get four or five days with the temperature staying above freezing, highs in the 50s, even 60s.

* waves to all those in the North and East, buried in snow, ice, and sub-zero temperatures *

Hey, does anyone else find it irritating when the radio weather guys say "temps"? That "your" think, too. "Well, temps in the 20s for your tomorrow."

Posted by: mindful webworker's curious ghost, hanging around, at January 30, 2019 10:02 PM (epWA9)

39 A couple years ago I got into a shouting match on the campus of Pitzer College during "Israel Apartheid Week."

I informed Girl Franpsycho (and the other parents in our tour group) that she would not be applying to this joo-hating school.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2019 10:03 PM (EZebt)

40 32 Democrats want to murder black babies.

This is a fact and should be a political ad. With visuals.

Horrifying people
Posted by: LASue at January 30, 2019 10:02 PM (XROPS)

So, they like us brown people better than the black people.

Posted by: Hector, illegal immigrant at January 30, 2019 10:03 PM (aA3+G)

41 To the extent socialism functions at all, it's because it has a sugar daddy and its name is Capital.

Posted by: profligatewaste at January 30, 2019 10:03 PM (Be3jb)

42 Ahoy! Prepare your anuſes...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 30, 2019 10:03 PM (CLcKT)

43
"We believe we will offer in a year's time a complete cure for cancer"

Did they solve cold fusion too?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 30, 2019 10:03 PM (aKsyK)

44
What we're going to learn, the hard way, is how easy it is now to Frame political enemies with just a Lie and the help of the Police and Government.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 30, 2019 10:03 PM (WNnWU)

45

And we are still waiting for the muzzies to use toilet paper.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2019 10:02


If they don't use toilet paper, what do they use?

Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2019 10:04 PM (TdMsT)

46 What we're going to learn, the hard way, is how easy it is now to Frame political enemies with just a Lie and the help of the Police and Government.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 30, 2019 10:03 PM (WNnWU)
++++++++++++++
The former Soviet Union and her satellites - especially East Germany - know *all* about it. Maybe someone could ask one of them so, I dunno, we *don't* have to repeat history to find it out...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2019 10:04 PM (niawK)

47
And we are still waiting for the muzzies to use toilet paper.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2019 10:02


If they don't use toilet paper, what do they use?

Posted by: Ladyl



Their children.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 30, 2019 10:04 PM (WNnWU)

48 44
What we're going to learn, the hard way, is how easy it is now to Frame political enemies with just a Lie and the help of the Police and Government.

....

And media.

Posted by: Ha at January 30, 2019 10:04 PM (MAstk)

49 Oh, puhlease let THE cure for cancer come from Israeli scientists and an Israeli company.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2019 10:05 PM (+lVUW)

50
Rashaad Thomas is a USAF Veteran, poet, and community activist. He is an Arizona State University military Veteran student pursuing his BS and MA in Justice Studies.


"Justice Studies"!

Pfft ... loser

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 30, 2019 10:05 PM (pNxlR)

51 "What I have recommended to the New York delegation is that you find her a primary opponent and make her a one-term congressperson. You've got numerous council people and state legislators who've been waiting 20 years for that seat. I'm sure they can find numerous people who want that seat in that district."Democratic lawmaker, who requested anonymity, told The Hill.

No love for Dr. Teeth in the establishment Dem party. But that area has been tipped. It's majority cholos. They'll continue to elect cholos. So shit out of luck white democrats. Your policy of importing illegals has bit you in the ass.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 30, 2019 10:05 PM (/qEW2)

52 "Take Rashaad Thomas, a man who could not possibly have been this much of a little b*tch when he was in the Air Force."

It's the Air Force, of course he could have been that much of a little bitch.

Posted by: tankdemon at January 30, 2019 10:05 PM (IS1JY)

53 I like your new truck, MisHum. What kind of mileage does it get?
Posted by: ALH


My guess is that it wouldn't matter. I think he would get free gas wherever he goes.

See that?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in MAGA country! at January 30, 2019 10:05 PM (S6Pax)

54 If they don't use toilet paper, what do they use?

Posted by: Ladyl


Solid gold bidets?

Posted by: ALH at January 30, 2019 10:06 PM (/Z/Su)

55 Re: infanticide.

The Nazis outlawed abortion.

For themselves, that is.

For everyone else it was totes OK. Compulsory, even.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2019 10:07 PM (EZebt)

56 Posted by: mindful webworker's curious ghost, hanging around, at January 30, 2019 10:02 PM (epWA9

Sorry about that.
Expected low tonight -40

I don't think i've ever seen it that low.

Posted by: Hector, illegal immigrant at January 30, 2019 10:07 PM (aA3+G)

57 Its or ree damit, or ree, I tell you the h is silent

Posted by: tmitsss at January 30, 2019 10:07 PM (xlzu7)

58
49 Oh, puhlease let THE cure for cancer come from Israeli scientists and an Israeli company.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2019 10:05 PM (+lVUW)


Yes. I hope the story is not a complete scam...

Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2019 10:07 PM (TdMsT)

59 ...Kerry on his sailboat?


Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 30, 2019 09:53 PM (ZqRa6)




Nope. Kerry would never have the spine to sail the North Sea aboard anything less than the Q.E.II, in the Royal Staterooms.

And even then, I'd root for the Zombie Unterseeboot for the win.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at January 30, 2019 10:07 PM (QzJWU)

60 Cancer cure.


Does it have to be offered to muzzies?

Posted by: Infidel at January 30, 2019 10:07 PM (9L2du)

61 Full Fucking Rudder!

*drags shoal*

Thanks, Honey. You just cost me One-Hundred-Thousand Dollars.

If I can Blame the Broad, I will. They freeze when I yell.

Insight had informed me of other values of Said Ladies, but 'Panic' is the Default Setting.

-Change My Mind.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel at January 30, 2019 10:08 PM (Ckg4U)

62

Rashaad Thomas must live a sad existence to go through life searching
for things to be "triggered" by. Either that or he is one big-ass
attention whore.


If I owned that restaurant, I'd put up a sign that says "We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone" and ban that mewling quim for life.
"Sorry, but you're too fucking stupid to eat here, which annoys our other customers."



Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 30, 2019 10:08 PM (HaL55)

63 Democrats = Mengele.

Posted by: LASue at January 30, 2019 10:08 PM (XROPS)

64 That is going to upset many, MANY gravy trains.
Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2019 10:00 PM (NAs56)


I will sound like a complete conspiracy kook, but those researchers had better watch their backs.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2019 10:02 PM (TdMsT)

------------------------

I don't think this is kooky at all. We are talking billions a year here.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 30, 2019 10:08 PM (ffYR/)

65 Thank goodness the brave officers of Myrtle Beach were there to stop that couple from having sex in an SUV. Cue up the national anthem, fellas.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 30, 2019 10:08 PM (H5knJ)

66 Phooey. I missed both "nice" threads.

Posted by: Flyover at January 30, 2019 10:09 PM (B5K06)

67 I saw Ted Nugent in concert back in the 80's.

He is still cool.

Posted by: ALH at January 30, 2019 10:09 PM (/Z/Su)

68 Look at that picture of those coal miners! Man, you can just see the waves of white privilege washing off of them.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Hit Musical Learning to Code! at January 30, 2019 10:09 PM (0QYMt)

69 mileage of truck dependent upon how much ammo for the .50 onboard. Never too much, so lousy

Posted by: polls are what we want them at January 30, 2019 10:09 PM (Wa5hI)

70 Jibe-o!
Posted by: hogmartin
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Nothing like the snappy swing of the boom and a sharp heel to keep a crew on their toes...or overboard.

Posted by: Cpt. Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at January 30, 2019 10:09 PM (xSo9G)

71
Are we gonna re-live the next "50 MPG Carburetor Big Oil Doesn't Want You To Know About" conspiracy?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 30, 2019 10:09 PM (WNnWU)

72 Phooey. I missed both "nice" threads.
Posted by: Flyover at January 30, 2019 10:09 PM (B5K06)


Sorry.

They were pretty nice.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 30, 2019 10:10 PM (t+qrx)

73
The handlebar mustachioed gent in the miners' photo looks very much like Sean Connery in The Molly McGuires, which is an enjoyable movie that also stars Samantha Eggar, Richard Harris and Frank Finlay.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 30, 2019 10:10 PM (pNxlR)

74 Next some snowflake will be offended by, "Black Lung."

Posted by: davidt at January 30, 2019 10:10 PM (+u66i)

75 66 Phooey. I missed both "nice" threads.
Posted by: Flyover at January 30, 2019 10:09 PM (B5K06)


The threads were very nice, Turtles were mentioned briefly. I love turtles.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2019 10:10 PM (TdMsT)

76 The Japanese: Nuked Too Much or Not Enough?

Watched about 1&1/2 minutes, but I just watched a long compilation like that a couple of days ago.

So entertaining, moreso when one just cannot parse out what the heck the product is that's being advertised!

Looking at those bouncy Japanese girls (who I would say are cute and attractive except they're 'way too young for me), I do have to wonder about the lonely Japanese men and declining birth rate!

Posted by: mindful webworker's round-eyed ghost, hanging around, at January 30, 2019 10:11 PM (epWA9)

77 65 Thank goodness the brave officers of Myrtle Beach were there to stop that couple from having sex in an SUV. Cue up the national anthem, fellas.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 30, 2019 10:08 PM (H5knJ)

They were approximately 40 years younger than Mrs. Roger Stone. Bet they didn't use 20+ armed coppers

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2019 10:11 PM (aA3+G)

78 Next some snowflake will be offended by, "Black Lung."
Posted by: davidt at January 30, 2019 10:10 PM (+u66i)
++++++++++++
RACIST RACIST RHEEEEEEEEE

Posted by: Some Snowflake at January 30, 2019 10:11 PM (niawK)

79 Hey everybody.

MisHum, I thought you were saving for an actual ex-military HumVee.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2019 10:11 PM (miE9U)

80 Here's a link to the photo the Chicago PD just put out of those 2 guys walking down the street.

https://dig.abclocal.go.com/wls/documents/013019-smollett-alert dot pdf

Where it says dot pdf insert a dot and then pdf

Posted by: Boots at January 30, 2019 10:11 PM (e9omi)

81 The threads were very nice, Turtles were mentioned briefly. I love turtles.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2019 10:10 PM (TdMsT)


Aw, I must've missed that part. Still very nice threads, on balance. Even if I wasn't around for the turtle parts of them.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 30, 2019 10:11 PM (t+qrx)

82 Democrats won't let you execute a murder with lethal injection.

Democrats will let you kill a newborn baby with tongs and an ice pick though.

Potayto potahto

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2019 10:11 PM (pUDQf)

83
Jibe-o!
Posted by: hogmartin


* crack! *

Ow!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 30, 2019 10:12 PM (pNxlR)

84 Hmm. Looks like a group of Yellow Vesters staging a landing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at January 30, 2019 10:12 PM (xSo9G)

85 It's the Air Force, of course he could have been that much of a little bitch.
Posted by: tankdemon


I think from reading the article the other day on Instapundit, that he was some kind of legal clerk in the Air Force.
He acknowledges that it is not racist and the guys were not wearing black face to be taunting, but the whole point of the poorly written essay was that these are all things that make thoughtful African Americans very upset at times, because Amerika is just that bad.

Ho-hum.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in MAGA country! at January 30, 2019 10:12 PM (S6Pax)

86 King Herod killed babies to stay in power. Remind you of anyone?

Posted by: Elliot m at January 30, 2019 10:12 PM (UTKPt)

87 Democrat. The party of death. Man.. it's something to behold watching them self destruct, trying to out left each other. Tragically innocent babies will die because of them. But they are are fucking done as a party. May be a few fringe goofs who believe this shit but most people are horrified at what's going on.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 30, 2019 10:12 PM (dUJdY)

88 33 Still livid at the demon infested Democrats. Who but the devil would argue for killing babies right before they are birthed?

Just can't even begin to deal with that.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2019 10:02 PM (pUDQf)

-------

Satan himself might prefer to infants be born just to keep them out of Limbo and have a chance to corrupt them to Hell.

Posted by: MAGA at January 30, 2019 10:12 PM (v5a7s)

89 That's a great truck, but I wouldn't want to be in either seat with that 50 firing over my head. Probably be a bit uncomfortable.

Posted by: Terribletroy at January 30, 2019 10:13 PM (+QYwu)

90 The threads were very nice, Turtles were mentioned briefly. I love turtles.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2019 10:10 PM (TdMsT)
++++++++++
My company's swanky headquarters has all these small pools and water features on it. One day, someone brought in a turtle and let it loose in one of them.

People liked it and thought it was cute. Others decided to add turtles. After a few months, the campus was crawling with turtles and the company had to bring in some outfit that could collect them all and relocate them - then immediately introduced a "no more turtles on campus" policy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2019 10:13 PM (niawK)

91

Regarding the Florida weather man - 53 is cold when you can usually wear flip flops in January.


Three weeks ago I was wearing shorts to the grocery store. And most of the time we go Christmas shopping in shorts. I love it secksually.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 30, 2019 10:13 PM (HaL55)

92 Does it have to be offered to muzzies?
Posted by: Infidel

Yes, and therein lays the difference. Muzzie would give it to a Jew, but they'd mix in cholera.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 30, 2019 10:13 PM (LOq4H)

93 87 Democrat. The party of death. Man.. it's something to behold watching them self destruct, trying to out left each other. Tragically innocent babies will die because of them. But they are are fucking done as a party. May be a few fringe goofs who believe this shit but most people are horrified at what's going on.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 30, 2019 10:12 PM (dUJdY)

I sure hope you're right. A good sign will be what happens to that POS Virginia governor.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2019 10:14 PM (pUDQf)

94 So no more GoFundMes at Ace's?

Now how am I gonna crowdsource my movie???
;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2019 10:14 PM (miE9U)

95 Post devoured and still less than 100 comments? Whoa!

Posted by: mindful webworker's startled ghost, hanging around, at January 30, 2019 10:14 PM (epWA9)

96 I always hoped someone would find a cure for some.of the most pervasive pediatric cancers...it would be monumental.

Posted by: IC at January 30, 2019 10:14 PM (LJUs+)

97 Holy crap, what a day. Now I understand how Nazism was able to come to power.

I weep for my future grandchildren.

And I don't see any way that this can be stopped.

Twitter and Facebook have already taken down the pieces that Ace linked on his posts about abortion and Smollett.

If social media platforms are allowed to censor things that they don't like, how will any of us be able to get these messages out?

I'm in a very dark place right now.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 30, 2019 10:15 PM (uDcBt)

98 12 I nominate Chelsea to run against Loopy Cortez.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach


Our betters in The Press are grooming her for the presidency.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2019 10:15 PM (+lVUW)

99 Is that the Sloop John B?

Posted by: rickl at January 30, 2019 10:15 PM (sdi6R)

100
60 Cancer cure.


Does it have to be offered to muzzies?
Posted by: Infidel at January 30, 2019 10:07 PM (9L2du)


As a matter of principle (oh, I keel myself!), they should all refuse it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 30, 2019 10:15 PM (pNxlR)

101 I had those small turtles when i was a kid, the kind with the red spot on the sides of the face.

Posted by: Flyover at January 30, 2019 10:15 PM (B5K06)

102 The coal miner picture brings to mind this Mark Knopfler song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7qJN2klmwc

Posted by: spindrift at January 30, 2019 10:15 PM (sXe+b)

103 You can't make this sh*t up anymore....

The co-founder and chief spokesperson for The Satanic Temple says that
Vice President Pence's "theocratic" vision for the U.S. is what
"reallyscares" him.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2019 10:15 PM (cRkMZ)

104 Re: abortion bill in VA.



The VA GOP was wrong that it wasn't New York. Both houses of the legislature passed a similar bill earlier this week and Cuomo, who says he's Catholic, appears to be ready to sign it. The NY bill goes even further, though.



BTW, the governor of VA is a pediatric nuerosurgeon.

Posted by: Vendette at January 30, 2019 10:15 PM (oox+M)

105 most of the time we go Christmas shopping in shorts. I love it secksually.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 30, 2019 10:13 PM (HaL55)

You can have all 4 seasons in one day in Georgia.

Posted by: ALH at January 30, 2019 10:16 PM (/Z/Su)

106 So what Phoenix restaurant is it that triggered the special snowflake? I would be up for going there and buying a meal if it is not a disgusting Leftard hangout.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2019 10:16 PM (nPGq2)

107 Qdpsteve's Qsuggested Qtopic of the day, that is NOT from Quora:

Name something other people think is cute, that you're SICK, SICK, SICK of.

I'll volunteer mine first:

Cutesy-named TV weatherpersons, like Amy Freeze in NYC or Dallas Raines in LA.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2019 10:16 PM (miE9U)

108 87 Democrat. The party of death. Man.. it's something to behold watching them self destruct, trying to out left each other. Tragically innocent babies will die because of them. But they are are fucking done as a party. May be a few fringe goofs who believe this shit but most people are horrified at what's going on.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 30, 2019 10:12 PM (dUJdY)


Are you sure these monsters aren't being supported by their rank and file, who now are busy rationalizing full term abortion to themselves??

Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2019 10:16 PM (TdMsT)

109 "I nominate Chelsea to run against Loopy Cortez.


Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach"

Well, that'd be a 2 horse (faced) race for sure.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 30, 2019 10:16 PM (DjIXP)

110 I sure hope you're right. A good sign will be what happens to that POS Virginia governor.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2019 10:14 PM (pUDQf)

The woman who wrote the bill, or introduced it is the one who should be targeted. She's got 4 kids!! I mean WTF??

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 30, 2019 10:16 PM (dUJdY)

111 86 King Herod killed babies to stay in power. Remind you of anyone?
Posted by: Elliot m at January 30, 2019 10:12 PM (UTKPt


A friend brought this up in church tonight. Says these things we see have been going on for ages. We just think we're the first to witness it. Rome, Sodom, etc. It was even glorified in the movie 300.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2019 10:16 PM (pUDQf)

112 People liked it and thought it was cute. Others decided to add turtles. After a few months, the campus was crawling with turtles and the company had to bring in some outfit that could collect them all and relocate them - then immediately introduced a "no more turtles on campus" policy.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2019 10:13 PM (niawK)


------

Turtles are the best.

They can actually fetch balls, come when called by name, climb stairs, etc. I think they are about a smart as dogs.

Posted by: MAGA at January 30, 2019 10:17 PM (v5a7s)

113


Next some snowflake will be offended by, "Black Lung."


Yeah since "black hole" had already been done. I cannot for the life of me understand why the rest of the world didn't condemn that one.

Just how stupid do you have to be before you think a scientific term is somehow racist? Stupidity should be painful.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 30, 2019 10:17 PM (HaL55)

114 Chelsea would actually be a better congress critter than AOC.

AOC is actively left/evil; Chelsea would do next to nothing and just treat the job like an easy paycheck.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2019 10:17 PM (miE9U)

115 98
12 I nominate Chelsea to run against Loopy Cortez.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach



Our betters in The Press are grooming her for the presidency.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2019 10:15 PM (+lVUW)


She needs a springboard position first. House, Senate, Governor, Cabinet.

Posted by: davidt at January 30, 2019 10:17 PM (+u66i)

116 The woman who wrote the bill, or introduced it is the one who should be targeted. She's got 4 kids!! I mean WTF??
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 30, 2019 10:16 PM (dUJdY

Are you kidding me?? Pardon the pun. That is sixteen kinds of messed up. What an evil, soulless spawn of satan.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2019 10:17 PM (pUDQf)

117 Meanwhile ... RGB still MIA

Posted by: Hagar-Jarl of the Noth of Flyover County at January 30, 2019 10:17 PM (FxJnm)

118 96 I always hoped someone would find a cure for some.of the most pervasive pediatric cancers...it would be monumental.
Posted by: IC at January 30, 2019 10:14 PM (LJUs+)

The remarkable thing- and this is truly amazing- is that we worry most about childhood and adult cancer. Take a walk through a graveyard sometime. We are not that far on from childhood mortality that would cause a river of tears if it was present today.

On the other hand, we introduce abortion to make up for it.

We deserve the meteor or Ice Age. I am kind of pulling for the Ice Age.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 30, 2019 10:17 PM (DwZvw)

119 good coldest night of the year to you.

I love Uncle Ted!

Posted by: booknlass at January 30, 2019 10:18 PM (xIKXj)

120 We believe we will offer in a years time a complete cure for cancer said Dan Aridor of a new treatment being developed by his company Accelerated Evolution Biotechnologies Ltd.

Normal progression for an idea: 1. bar conversation, 2. back of a napkin, 3) PowerPoint, 4) development and testing, 5. work out problems, 6) possible success. They sound like they might be halfway through step 2. Given some of the lack of details they offer and the lack of publications cited, they may have moved straight to the fund-raising step.

I'll hope that they are the isolated case of sanity and under-promising for cancer cures. I'd even bet my life on it (via a clinical trial), but I don't expect to get the opportunity.

Posted by: half a mind at January 30, 2019 10:18 PM (np68J)

121 And has the Catholic church excommunicated Cuomo? Or Pelosi? Of course not. Their donations would dry up. Talk about selling your soul to the devil.

Posted by: IC at January 30, 2019 10:18 PM (LJUs+)

122 LadyL.. I stay away from politics on FB but I have been plastering this all over the place for over a week. Not ONE of my so called lib friends has said a fucking word and they love to debate me. Even THEY know this is fucked up.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 30, 2019 10:18 PM (dUJdY)

123

You can have all 4 seasons in one day in Georgia.

Back home in Alabama, too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 30, 2019 10:18 PM (HaL55)

124 "I need six wieners with all the fixin's...!
THAT'S RIGHT NUMB-NUTS I SAID ALL THE FIXIN'S!!!"


If you're looking for something to be grateful about, I submit that I'm grateful that

1. Ace doesn't have my picture.

2. Ace doesn't have me on his shit list atm.

3. I don't look anything like Chris Hayes.

4. I don't look anything like Chris Hayes.

Thanks for the ONT Mis Hum.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 30, 2019 10:18 PM (Z4rgH)

125 the campus was crawling with turtles and the company had to bring in some outfit that could collect them all and relocate them
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2019 10:13 PM


Did they relocate them to a big happy farm where they could play with other turtles?

Posted by: Chuck C at January 30, 2019 10:18 PM (zCabI)

126 Good evening,

The abortion news saddens me. It is strange to me that people choose evil. The sense that I get from current events is that the battle lines are being clearly drawn. People will be made to choose one side or another. All of our "little" choices will determine our side when the time for choosing comes.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel with a MAGA hat at January 30, 2019 10:18 PM (IDhUW)

127
Next step: no opt-out or religious exemption for abortion. You want to be a doctor? You have to perform abortions when demanded. Your hospital? Provide abortions or you'll be decertified. And that's not just abortions. Full-term abortions.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2019 10:19 PM (LsBY9)

128 .."If social media platforms are allowed to censor things that they don't like, how will any of us be able to get these messages out?
I'm in a very dark place right now.
"
-Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 30, 2019 10:15 PM (uDcBt)

Just know that there are alternate outlets, such-as here to invite and allow Normal Human-Beings to vent their frustrations.

While I was astonished that Obama we re-elected in 2012, I was then informed that the "New Reality" included those without a sense of History, let-alone Common Sense.

I've got Bigger Fish to Fry, and I take it as a Blessing.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel at January 30, 2019 10:19 PM (Ckg4U)

129 the campus was crawling with turtles and the company had to bring in some outfit that could collect them all and relocate them

But were the Turtles Happy Together? That's what I wanna know...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2019 10:19 PM (miE9U)

130 I'm in a very dark place right now.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 30, 2019 10:15 PM (uDcBt)
++++++++++
Me, too, but I think they might finally be going to far. The Dems and power class have finally finished their migration to the "Left Pole." Like the North Pole - where *any* other direction is "south" - to those on the Left Pole, any deviation is "Nazism."

They're going full retard. They have driven my mother from soft liberal to pretty conservative overall. They're alienating the center hard, and I think they might be overplaying their hands.

Is all lost? Maybe. If we can throw the bastards out in 2020 and reduce them to a provincial party for lunatics, then maybe we can make progress.

If we get routed in 2020, though, then all bets are closed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2019 10:19 PM (niawK)

131 btw, New Orleans schools were closed today due to the cold weather.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 30, 2019 10:20 PM (Z4rgH)

132 Democrats want to murder black babies.



This is a fact and should be a political ad. With visuals.



Horrifying people

Posted by: LASue
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Planned Homicide is doing what the KKK only dreamed of.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2019 10:20 PM (Y4EXg)

133 The abortion news saddens me. It is strange to me that people choose evil. The sense that I get from current events is that the battle lines are being clearly drawn. People will be made to choose one side or another. All of our "little" choices will determine our side when the time for choosing comes.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel with a MAGA hat at January 30, 2019 10:18 PM (IDhUW)

Yeah, this is one of those 'Why did the South allow slavery?' kind of things. People can be evil little shits.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 30, 2019 10:20 PM (DwZvw)

134 Turtles are not as smart as some dogs. Not my dog mind you but some dogs.

Posted by: freaked at January 30, 2019 10:20 PM (UdKB7)

135 Here is a truck for you, MisHum: Big Willy. I saw it at a military vehicle show on Sunday. Quite the beast:

https://roadtraveler.net/big-willy-jeep/

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2019 10:20 PM (nPGq2)

136 33 Still livid at the demon infested Democrats. Who but the devil would argue for killing babies right before they are birthed?

Just can't even begin to deal with that.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Well, are the babies black or white?

Posted by: Margaret Sanger Making the World Better for Whites at January 30, 2019 10:20 PM (+lVUW)

137 "Turtles are the best.



They can actually fetch balls, come when called by name, climb stairs, etc. I think they are about a smart as dogs.

Posted by: MAGA"

Just a loooooooooooooooooooot slower.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 30, 2019 10:20 PM (DjIXP)

138 122 LadyL.. I stay away from politics on FB but I have been plastering this all over the place for over a week. Not ONE of my so called lib friends has said a fucking word and they love to debate me. Even THEY know this is fucked up.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 30, 2019 10:18 PM (dUJdY)


How on Earth does the average rank and file leftist rationalize this???? It's incomprehensible.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2019 10:20 PM (TdMsT)

139 And has the Catholic church excommunicated Cuomo? Or
Pelosi? Of course not. Their donations would dry up. Talk about selling
your soul to the devil.

Posted by: IC at January 30, 2019 10:18 PM (LJUs+)

Dolan has mentioned the former.

Posted by: Vendette at January 30, 2019 10:20 PM (oox+M)

140 110 The woman who wrote the bill, or introduced it is the one who should be targeted. She's got 4 kids!! I mean WTF??
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 30, 2019 10:16 PM (dUJdY)

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It's a (sick) religion to these people and the cognitive dissonance is just stunning. I knew a woman who owned a pre-school - she had pro-abortion stickers all over the back of her car.

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at January 30, 2019 10:20 PM (XXNQ+)

141 121 And has the Catholic church excommunicated Cuomo? Or Pelosi? Of course not. Their donations would dry up. Talk about selling your soul to the devil.
Posted by: IC at January 30, 2019 10:18 PM (LJUs+)

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Bishop Dolen basically came out and said do what you want about abortion, your welcome in the RCC.

Posted by: MAGA at January 30, 2019 10:20 PM (v5a7s)

142
Planned Homicide is doing what the KKK only dreamed of.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2019 10:20 PM (Y4EXg)


Good point.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2019 10:21 PM (TdMsT)

143 King Herod killed babies to stay in power.

Killed his own children, also.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at January 30, 2019 10:21 PM (xSo9G)

144 12 I nominate Chelsea to run against Loopy Cortez.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 30, 2019 09:56 PM (ZqRa6)


Handler, Manning, or Clinton?

Posted by: Average Guy at January 30, 2019 10:21 PM (LMcFk)

145
As a matter of principle and to keep things crystal clear, bills such as those in NY and VA should be refered to a "King Herod Solution" bills.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 30, 2019 10:22 PM (pNxlR)

146 It was even glorified in the movie 300.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2019 10:16 PM (pUDQf)

Dunno about glorified. The IRL Spartans were not very nice people.

Posted by: Vanya at January 30, 2019 10:22 PM (7PLM4)

147 Teresa, I hear you, and I'm with you.

Just gotta be the light in this darkness. it's not easy either. But I have a feeling you can do it

Posted by: booknlass at January 30, 2019 10:22 PM (xIKXj)

148 Turtles are the best.



They can actually fetch balls, come when called by name, climb stairs, etc. I think they are about a smart as dogs.

Posted by: MAGA
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Taking them for a walk can chew up the better part of the day though.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2019 10:22 PM (Y4EXg)

149 I remember reading somewhere that Toys R Us had a charitable foundation (from back in the day when lots of kids needed lots of toys from Toys R Us), and that charitable foundation gave gobs of money to PP!

Wha?!! Killing off your future customers? No wonder they went out of biz.

Posted by: Boots at January 30, 2019 10:23 PM (e9omi)

150 Dunno about glorified. The IRL Spartans were not very nice people.
Posted by: Vanya at January 30, 2019 10:22 PM (7PLM4)

Not many people around that time were what we would call 'Great Folks'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 30, 2019 10:23 PM (DwZvw)

151 99
Is that the Sloop John B?

I have the 45rpm. B side of something. Barbara Ann?

Posted by: dartist at January 30, 2019 10:23 PM (K22Va)

152 That's a great truck, but I wouldn't want to be in either seat with that 50 firing over my head. Probably be a bit uncomfortable.
Posted by: Terribletroy at January 30, 2019 10:13 PM (+QYwu)

Ha!

https://youtu.be/YxcmDCo9LLI

Posted by: Sgt. Sam Troy, Rat Patrol at January 30, 2019 10:23 PM (aVmAZ)

153 Too good to be true? Is there a cure for all cancers right around the corner?

It does sound too good to be true, but someone pointed out that the same was probably said about the polio vaccine in the 1950s.

If it does pan out, let's hope that the FDA won't require 15 years of studies before letting it on the market.

Posted by: rickl at January 30, 2019 10:23 PM (sdi6R)

154 As a Catholic it saddens me to say this but Lord in heaven, the church is in need of a vigorous cleansing.

Posted by: IC at January 30, 2019 10:23 PM (LJUs+)

155 117 Meanwhile ... RGB still MIA
Posted by: Hagar-Jarl of the Noth of Flyover County

Melania goes unseen for 19 days, press apocalyptic, Ginsburg 2 months, press, meh.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 30, 2019 10:23 PM (LOq4H)

156 QDP - that damn photo app that young women use to give themselves puppy noses, cat ears, stars encircling their head etc. If this were confined to teens it wouldn't even be on my radar. But grown women. Sheesh.

("Get off my lawn!," old man shouts at sky.)

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 30, 2019 10:23 PM (H5knJ)

157 How on Earth does the average rank and file leftist rationalize this????

I don't know. They are just evil people. And you know I said none of my lib "friends" said anything.. well that told me a lot too. Their silence is deafening.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 30, 2019 10:23 PM (dUJdY)

158 If they don't use toilet paper, what do they use?

Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2019 10:04 PM (TdMsT)

Three smooth pebbles, believe it or not.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2019 10:23 PM (nPGq2)

159 40 32 Democrats want to murder black babies.

This is a fact and should be a political ad. With visuals.

Horrifying people
Posted by: LASue at January 30, 2019 10:02 PM (XROPS)

So, they like us brown people better than the black people.
Posted by: Hector, illegal immigrant


Don't worry. Planned Abortionhood will be putting "health clinics" in your neighborhoods soon. Just be patient.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2019 10:24 PM (+lVUW)

160 And we are still waiting for the muzzies to use toilet paper.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2019 10:02





If they don't use toilet paper, what do they use?



Posted by: Ladyl..........
Their left hand.
by Muslim scripture..
My brother was in the Air Force in the late 60's 70's.. learned Bulgarian at the defense language institute..
They sent him overseas and he said they would eat with their left hand and even chew the nails on their left hand just to get a rise out of the locals..
That's the story I got, at least..


Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 30, 2019 10:24 PM (438dO)

161
My disgust with the Democrats has reached a height I hadn't thought possible.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2019 10:24 PM (LsBY9)

162 127
Next step: no opt-out or religious exemption for abortion.

Followed shortly thereafter by the one-child policy requiring sterilizations and abortions to control the population.

Posted by: slowdown at January 30, 2019 10:24 PM (E+yET)

163 Just a loooooooooooooooooooot slower.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 30, 2019 10:20 PM (DjIXP)

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Our pet turtle could be fast when he wanted to be. I'd roll a ball on the floor and he'd run after it then get behind it and roll it back to me with his nose.

Posted by: MAGA at January 30, 2019 10:24 PM (v5a7s)

164 If it does pan out, let's hope that the FDA won't require 15 years of studies before letting it on the market.
Posted by: rickl at January 30, 2019 10:23 PM (sdi6R)

Also that it does not turn out like the Will Smith version of I am Legend.

On the other hand...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 30, 2019 10:24 PM (DwZvw)

165 bear, agreed!

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2019 10:24 PM (miE9U)

166 The remarkable thing- and this is truly amazing- is that we worry most about childhood and adult cancer. Take a walk through a graveyard sometime. We are not that far on from childhood mortality that would cause a river of tears if it was present today.

On the other hand, we introduce abortion to make up for it.

We deserve the meteor or Ice Age. I am kind of pulling for the Ice Age.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 30, 2019 10:17 PM (DwZvw)
++++++++++++++
It is one of the greatest contradictions I have ever seen. America has "high" infant mortality because we have an extremely permissive standard for it. Many US births would *not* be considered live births in Europe.

As a civilization, we have put more into saving children and mothers than any other civilization in history. Vast medical, financial and scientific apparatus are arrayed in the mission of saving children.

On the other side, a vast political apparatus is arrayed in the mission of murdering them.

This is irreconcilable. A contradiction cannot stand forever - it will destroy itself. One of these two things is going to be seriously curtailed. I think if socialized medicine is enacted, then the former will disappear. If medical care - even with how desperately flawed and insane our system is - remains private, I think the pendulum is going to swing the other way on abortion.

Neither will likely disappear completely, but our current "contradictory extremes" situation will not last.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2019 10:25 PM (niawK)

167 44
What we're going to learn, the hard way, is how easy it is now to Frame political enemies with just a Lie and the help of the Police and Government.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo


You left out journalists.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2019 10:25 PM (+lVUW)

168 Truck is cool, but ya need Nuge on the audio to make it badass.

Posted by: BluesFish at January 30, 2019 10:25 PM (fEB/Q)

169 Bishop Dolen basically came out and said do what you want about abortion, your welcome in the RCC.

Yeah he was on F&F the other morning. He's worthless.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 30, 2019 10:25 PM (dUJdY)

170
Jooooo scientists steal ideas that originated with Islam!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2019 10:26 PM (LsBY9)

171 Sad about the GoFundMe decision, but I will abide. It is, after all, Ace's house and we must all respect this. I have gotten so much knowledge from Ace and Company that it would be churlish to do otherwise.

I'd like to say, though, that I survived January entirely because of you folks. As I've said to the point of tediousness, you folks are the best people on the planet, bar none.

I feel closer to you guys than I do to anyone actually connected to me, which, to be honest, is praising with faint damns. You are my family, and I mean that in the sense that I will not crash on your couch. I will pet your cats or dogs, though.

Moving forward, well, maybe I can sell some paintings! Or, maybe I can flap my arms and fly to the Moon. Both are equally likely!

I love each and every one of you.
BeckoningChasm

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 30, 2019 10:26 PM (l9m7l)

172 Easy to play dead, but rolling over takes a lot of technique.

Posted by: Pet Turtle at January 30, 2019 10:26 PM (+u66i)

173 Margaret Sanger and her fellow eugenisists are cheering. Purifying the bloodline by Eliminating the unfit, one inferior race baby at a time.

And we are the nazis for wearing a hat.

Posted by: LASue at January 30, 2019 10:26 PM (XROPS)

174
AC/DC... "Dog Eat Dog" best track from Let There Be Rock.

Posted by: otho at January 30, 2019 10:27 PM (LkFnL)

175 Yes. I hope the story is not a complete scam...

Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2019 10:07 PM (TdMsT)

It sounds very, very promotional, but the article reads like there is solid science behind it. My guess? It will prove to be very useful, but not a magic bullet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2019 10:27 PM (nPGq2)

176 Taking them for a walk can chew up the better part of the day though.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2019 10:22 PM (Y4EXg)

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Still better than a cat. Those assholes will just lay on the ground.

Posted by: MAGA at January 30, 2019 10:27 PM (v5a7s)

177 Bishop Dolen basically came out and said do what you want about abortion, your welcome in the RCC.

Posted by: MAGA

----The Cowardly Cardinal is getting his ass kicked on his twatter/FB/Instagram feeds (by Catholics). Folks are calling for his resignation. Unheard of for a cardinal until lately. I venture to say he knows he done f*cked up but has no idea how to unscrew this up. He has forfeited his moral authority and leadership.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2019 10:27 PM (Y4EXg)

178 50
Rashaad Thomas is a USAF Veteran, poet, and community activist. He is an Arizona State University military Veteran student pursuing his BS and MA in Justice Studies.

"Justice Studies"!

Pfft ... loser
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)


Probably has a minor in RomCom.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2019 10:27 PM (+lVUW)

179 If they don't use toilet paper, what do they use?



Posted by: Ladyl..........

Their fingers, then the wall.

Stay away from the dish of water. It's for cleaning your hand off.

Pro tip: Don't use a porta-john in the middle east that the locals also use. Footprints on the seat and shit smeared all over the walls. Oh, yeah, and 110 Fahrenheit.

Posted by: Vanya at January 30, 2019 10:27 PM (7PLM4)

180 Planned Homicide is doing what the KKK only dreamed of.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2019 10:20 PM (Y4EXg)
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They were in cahoots and working toward the same mission. Sanger would address KKK chapters, including the influential KKK chapter in New Jersey (even then a corrupt power center for Dems).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2019 10:27 PM (niawK)

181 re 129: was it The Turtles who sang "So Happy Together"..?

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 30, 2019 10:27 PM (ZqRa6)

182 Dolen is selling a 'cool, new church' to keep the cash flowing. That includes abortion and plenty of gay.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2019 10:27 PM (pUDQf)

183 And forget about sitting up.

Posted by: Pet Turtle at January 30, 2019 10:27 PM (+u66i)

184
I've read the opinion of Catholic canon lawyers and excommunication is really not possible. But exorcism is.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2019 10:28 PM (LsBY9)

185 173 Margaret Sanger and her fellow eugenisists are cheering. Purifying the bloodline by Eliminating the unfit, one inferior race baby at a time.

And we are the nazis for wearing a hat.
Posted by: LASue at January 30, 2019 10:26 PM (XROPS)

I kept most of my history textbooks from college. One that always makes me pause is 'Racial Hygiene.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 30, 2019 10:28 PM (DwZvw)

186 Jewells45, most of them are worthless. My parish priest stays away from controversial topics all together which is cowardly. We had a guest priest the other day from the LA archdiocese who went on about being welcoming to all immigrants blah blah. We walked out. Along with a few others. But nothing about killing babies.

Posted by: IC at January 30, 2019 10:28 PM (LJUs+)

187 One of the things that has happened with the Virginia bill (which likely won't get far since the House is GOP) is that the governor has said he is talking in terms of fetal abnormalities upon birth (or at least that's what his spokeswoman says he meant); the bill's sponsor, when asked in a committee hearing, never said anything about that. Just health or mental state of the mother.

Posted by: Vendette at January 30, 2019 10:28 PM (oox+M)

188 mallfly: yup.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2019 10:28 PM (miE9U)

189 172 Easy to play dead, but rolling over takes a lot of technique.
Posted by: Pet Turtle at January 30, 2019 10:26 PM (+u66i)

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Mr. Turtle is that you?

Posted by: MAGA at January 30, 2019 10:28 PM (v5a7s)

190

Hahaha, I wish I copied that comment just now Xipoc?? celebrating being unbanned!

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 30, 2019 10:28 PM (WNnWU)

191 @135 Quite the jeep AOP

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian.com at January 30, 2019 10:29 PM (aA3+G)

192 What is the difference between a Democrat and a Nazi?

I don't know.

Let's ask our Republican representatives.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 30, 2019 10:29 PM (LL1Be)

193 182 Dolen is selling a 'cool, new church' to keep the cash flowing. That includes abortion and plenty of gay.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2019 10:27 PM (pUDQf)

Which is always ironic. For the most part, the history of the church in the 20th century has been that as you dilute the doctrine, so do you diminish your parishioners.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 30, 2019 10:30 PM (DwZvw)

194 How on Earth does the average rank and file leftist rationalize this????

***

Its not a baby its a fetus!

But really they rationalize it as "The smart people told me this is a good thing"




Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2019 10:30 PM (cRkMZ)

195 Dolan is getting his ideas from the pope. Who also wants a new .progressive church.

Posted by: IC at January 30, 2019 10:31 PM (LJUs+)

196 187 One of the things that has happened with the Virginia bill (which likely won't get far since the House is GOP) is that the governor has said he is talking in terms of fetal abnormalities upon birth (or at least that's what his spokeswoman says he meant); the bill's sponsor, when asked in a committee hearing, never said anything about that. Just health or mental state of the mother.
Posted by: Vendette at January 30, 2019 10:28 PM (oox+M)


Exactly. If mom decides she's just not feeling well about the whole mother thing at week 40, doc says abort!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2019 10:31 PM (pUDQf)

197

My disgust with the Democrats has reached a height I hadn't thought possible.

Remember they booed God at their '012 convention, so I'm not surprised. They just made it all official and shit now.
And on that somewhat depressing note, it's bedtime for Bonzo here at stately Casa Backwardio. We both got up wayy too early this morning for B'Gal's daktari appt.

Y'all try to behave.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 30, 2019 10:31 PM (HaL55)

198 ----The Cowardly Cardinal is getting his ass kicked on his twatter/FB/Instagram feeds (by Catholics). Folks are calling for his resignation. Unheard of for a cardinal until lately. I venture to say he knows he done f*cked up but has no idea how to unscrew this up. He has forfeited his moral authority and leadership.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2019 10:27 PM (Y4EXg

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Just ought to start calling them Judas Priest.

Posted by: MAGA at January 30, 2019 10:31 PM (v5a7s)

199 But really they rationalize it as "The smart people told me this is a good thing"

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2019 10:30 PM (cRkMZ)

I think they do not think about it, intentionally. Logic and introspection have never really been in vogue, but these days they are completely reviled.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 30, 2019 10:31 PM (DwZvw)

200 >>>"She deserves to be murdered according to Sharia": Muslims in Pakistan enraged over new acquittal of Asia Bibi

Can't we get her out of there? Is there no pressure we can apply? They don't want Christians there, you'd think they'd be happy to extradite one. This is one of those stories that makes me think we should drop nukes on Islamabad and the kabaa. Vile shitty evil people. Annihilate them and proceed as if they never existed.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 30, 2019 10:31 PM (/qEW2)

201 the "Pro-Infanticide" fb link is "content not found"

what was it?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 30, 2019 10:32 PM (BJlbN)

202 One of the things that has happened with the Virginia bill (which likely won't get far since the House is GOP) is that the governor has said he is talking in terms of fetal abnormalities upon birth (or at least that's what his spokeswoman says he meant); the bill's sponsor, when asked in a committee hearing, never said anything about that. Just health or mental state of the mother.

Yeah she didn't say anything about fetal abnormalities and neither did he. They are getting blowback and now trying walk it all back. Too fucking late. You showed your true colors, your murderous fuck.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 30, 2019 10:32 PM (dUJdY)

203 68 Look at that picture of those coal miners! Man, you can just see the waves of white privilege washing off of them.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Hit Musical Learning to Code!


And they're smirking!

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2019 10:32 PM (+lVUW)

204 161
My disgust with the Democrats has reached a height I hadn't thought possible.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2019 10:24 PM (LsBY9)

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In fairness, they do insist that the baby is made comfortable before they kill it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 30, 2019 10:32 PM (UGqF8)

205 Cutesy-named TV weatherpersons, like Amy Freeze in NYC or Dallas Raines in LA.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2019 10:16 PM (miE9U)

What if it is their real name?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2019 10:33 PM (nPGq2)

206 Fastnet Lighthouse. Nice.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2019 10:33 PM (/tuJf)

207 And they're smirking!
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2019 10:32 PM (+lVUW)

They have a job. They are among friends enjoying a drink. And at least for the moment, they are above ground.

People 'can' be amazing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 30, 2019 10:33 PM (DwZvw)

208 Please note: the Virginia abortion bill was defeated in subcommittee. Will not be taken up again this session.

Now the bad news: Virginians go to the polls again this November. There are 1 seat Republican majorities in both Houses. Court ordered redistricting puts six of the Republican seats in areas that voted for Obama/Clinton.

The bill will be back.

Posted by: blaster at January 30, 2019 10:33 PM (ZfRYq)

209 Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at January 30, 2019 10:20 PM (XXNQ+)

They are a very nihilistic group aren't they?

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at January 30, 2019 10:34 PM (IYHxL)

210 'Its not a baby its a fetus!'

One minute it's not a person, the next it is. Quite the transformation.

Posted by: freaked at January 30, 2019 10:34 PM (UdKB7)

211 Former NJ Gov. Chris Christie is that guy at the party that will drink all your beer, eat everything on the table, fuck your dog, puke in your sink, drink outta the toilet and believes in his heart that he's got class.

Posted by: BluesFish at January 30, 2019 10:34 PM (fEB/Q)

212 Filthy murderess whore on Tucker tonight said perfectly.


"This is about women's bodies and men have no say in it. "

But you know, "men have some part in all this too-oo" and "funny how pro-life guys get all pro-abortion when it's THEM and bullshit bullshit bullshit"

This is beyond sickness.

We are living in Hell.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 30, 2019 10:34 PM (LL1Be)

213 Has no one in the New York State legislature ever held a newborn? Listened to him coo? Felt his soft baby skin?

Posted by: Elliot m at January 30, 2019 10:34 PM (UTKPt)

214 In fairness, they do insist that the baby is made comfortable before they kill it.

Posted by: Cicero
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Well then, I promise to do the same for them. Fair is fair.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2019 10:34 PM (Y4EXg)

215
204 161
My disgust with the Democrats has reached a height I hadn't thought possible.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2019 10:24 PM (LsBY9)

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In fairness, they do insist that the baby is made comfortable before they kill it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 30, 2019 10:32 PM (UGqF


You left out "resuscitated if necessary", then made comfortable while the ghouls have a little chat about whether to snuff it.

Gosh, isn't that "conspiracy to commit murder" if they then kill it?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 30, 2019 10:34 PM (pNxlR)

216 Baby? Whatever happened to "formless clump of tissue"?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 30, 2019 10:35 PM (UGqF8)

217 Elliot m #86:
King Herod killed babies to stay in power. Remind you of anyone?

He merely ordered the death of all boy babies two (or was it three?) years or under. And (as far as we know), it was a one-time thing.

So, much 'kinder and gentler' than PP.

Posted by: mindful webworker's cynical ghost, hanging around, at January 30, 2019 10:35 PM (vKLy2)

218 How on Earth does the average rank and file leftist rationalize this????

***

Necessity is a motherfucker.

Sometimes I think they're so far around the bend on their core philosophy-- Abortion good, white men bad, US bad, communism good, murder OK as long as it's the right people-- that reversal would fry their brains. Once you've embraced that-- repeating lies, loudly, forcefully, threatening and punishing people who won't repeat your lies-- at that point you're committed.

What are they supposed to say? To backtrack? We have to be evil Nazi space wizards at this point. We HAVE to be, or what does that make them?

Posted by: Vanya at January 30, 2019 10:35 PM (7PLM4)

219 "These radical feminists received a standing ovation at the conservative Heritage Foundation on Monday."
I hope that was merely applause for the left eating their own, rather than thinking conservatives have something in common with the toxic form of feminism. But I wish a lot.
And things that make you go hmmm:An alternative history with AG Chris Christie

Posted by: I like cookies at January 30, 2019 10:35 PM (xxAFD)

220 Michael Bloomberg: "We need a healthy economy and we shouldn't be embarrassed about our system. If you want to look at a system that is non-capitalistic, just take a look at what was perhaps the wealthiest country in the world and today people are starving to death. It's called Venezuela."

Sounds like he's handing some common sense to the Dems. Which is like feeding steak to a cactus.

Posted by: Neo at January 30, 2019 10:36 PM (e8kgV)

221 Vile, disgusting, wretched does not even begin to describe the left.

Posted by: IC at January 30, 2019 10:36 PM (LJUs+)

222 The Virginia bill is not dead. Just tabled until they can get more Democrats into office.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2019 10:36 PM (pUDQf)

223 The math on the abortion stuff is straightforward. Trump likes babies.

Babies must die.

Posted by: blaster at January 30, 2019 10:36 PM (ZfRYq)

224 We are living in Hell.
Posted by: mikeyG at January 30, 2019 10:34 PM (LL1Be)

My best friend and I had a bit in college when we would imagine what would be the reaction if say, Washington, Addams and some of the other founders were brought forward to today. Our consensus: 'YOU ARE IN HELL! THIS IS HELL!'

Also, Sam Addams would be in prison for sedition/incitement to rebellion against the government.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 30, 2019 10:36 PM (DwZvw)

225 If I was still Catholic I'd leave.

What more do you need to see?

Posted by: Ha at January 30, 2019 10:37 PM (MAstk)

226 Well then, I promise to do the same for them. Fair is fair.
Posted by: Tonypete

See? You are a much better person than me.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 30, 2019 10:37 PM (LOq4H)

227 ...Filthy murderess whore on Tucker tonight said perfectly.


"This is about women's bodies and men have no say in it. "

But you know, "men have some part in all this too-oo" and "funny how pro-life guys get all pro-abortion when it's THEM and bullshit bullshit bullshit"

This is beyond sickness.

We are living in Hell.


Posted by: mikeyG at January 30, 2019 10:34 PM (LL1Be)



I'm normally a rather pro firing-squad kind of guy, but for those, they're not even worth the price of the bullets.

Tie them to a flagpole, and hoist the black flag high.

I trust you all know what comes next.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 30, 2019 10:37 PM (QzJWU)

228 @222 it is dead for this session.

But like I said elections are coming, judges are accelerating the bluing of Virginia.

Posted by: blaster at January 30, 2019 10:38 PM (ZfRYq)

229 People keep talking about Venezuela as Socialism Failed. This could not be further from the truth. Venezuela ceased being Socialist in June of 2014. That was when the price of oil went below $90 a barrel and Venezuela began to run out of other people's money. At that time, owing to the Transitive law of Leftist History, Venezuelan Socialism was doomed and therefore it ceased to be Socialist. It transitioned into some state other than Socialism, which cannot fail, into something failed that can be blamed on some American Conservative. In this case, Donald Trump.

Posted by: JB1000 at January 30, 2019 10:38 PM (aZ9CV)

230 If you're interested in seeing a vague, meandering train-wreck of an article, full of historical innacuracies and marxism, written by a total idiot at the radical feminist blog Jezebel - well, I have a doozy for you.

https://tinyurl.com/y9hgnvcl
The Settler Fantasies Woven Into the Prairie Dresses
TL;DR: Women's fashion in Current Year is racist.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2019 10:38 PM (niawK)

231 Is there a leftard out there that can explain to me the "least sexy" part of infanticide?

Posted by: ... at January 30, 2019 10:38 PM (uEbPt)

232 It sounds very, very promotional, but the article reads like there is solid science behind it. My guess? It will prove to be very useful, but not a magic bullet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2019 10:27 PM (nPGq2)

It actually is missing everything that would make it sound like solid science. Like mentioning that it would require DNA sequencing of the individual cancer in order to design the treatment for the patient. Or that cancer is heterogeneous and mutates rapidly (they kinda admit that) and that current treatments are somewhat ineffective because only part of the cancer is killed, but some mutates to evade the treatment and comes roaring back. Thus, likely repeated treatments, each requiring a separate DNA sequencing of the growing tumor cells. They do admit that they don't actually know how to design their treatment to attack the tumor cells (that's part of this years work), but that is well hidden by the PR-speak of the announcement.

Plus, the research doctors I deal with at NIH don't seem to know much about it, meaning it apparently hasn't been presented at the major conferences yet.

Posted by: half a mind at January 30, 2019 10:39 PM (np68J)

233 Well then, I promise to do the same for them. Fair is fair.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2019 10:34 PM (Y4EXg)


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My waiting room would have car batteries, long cables and clamps. These people are evil.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 30, 2019 10:39 PM (UGqF8)

234 Great ONT MH. Now if you could use your powers to make it 50 degrees warmer in Iowa I might believe you are the capital M messiah.

Posted by: colfax mingo at January 30, 2019 10:39 PM (vou4+)

235 RBG is in Nevada.

Posted by: literally serious at January 30, 2019 10:40 PM (ve0bY)

236 Whatever happened to "formless clump of tissue"?
Posted by: Cicero

When it's fully formed and breathing, even we have to give up the charade.

Posted by: The Left at January 30, 2019 10:40 PM (LOq4H)

237 208
Now the bad news: Virginians go to the polls again this November. There are 1 seat Republican majorities in both Houses. Court ordered redistricting puts six of the Republican seats in areas that voted for Obama/Clinton.
Posted by: blaster at January 30, 2019 10:33 PM (ZfRYq)


Just like Pennsylvania. Funny, that.

Posted by: rickl at January 30, 2019 10:41 PM (sdi6R)

238 Oh, you neglected the Joni Mitchell Dog Eat Dog.

Posted by: colfax mingo at January 30, 2019 10:41 PM (vou4+)

239 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2019 10:38 PM (niawK)

Let me guess. The answer is full burkas?

Posted by: ... at January 30, 2019 10:41 PM (uEbPt)

240 Here's what I find funny about Crazy Cortex, chick has been in Congress less than one month and pissed off so many DEMOCRATS that they are openly talking about running her off.

Posted by: tbodie at January 30, 2019 10:41 PM (Z+JNA)

241 235: what is she doing there?

Posted by: IC at January 30, 2019 10:41 PM (LJUs+)

242 Posted by: colfax mingo at January 30, 2019 10:39 PM (vou4+)


Hang on my dear Iowan friend. By Sunday you'll be wearing cut offs and a NRA tshirt

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian.com at January 30, 2019 10:41 PM (aA3+G)

243 Was Stormy Daniels a weather girl?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 30, 2019 10:41 PM (f8dwL)

244 Why aren't there sanctuary cities for newborns?

Posted by: mikeyG at January 30, 2019 10:41 PM (LL1Be)

245 It transitioned into some state other than Socialism, which cannot fail, into something failed that can be blamed on some American Conservative. In this case, Donald Trump.

Posted by: JB1000 at January 30, 2019 10:38 PM (aZ9CV)
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I thought it was those butt-hurt expropriated capitalist running dogs that crippled their oil industry and targeted it them for sanctions and took an aggressive, antisocialist stance with them.

If they've pivoted from "their socialism couldn't flourish because Evil America wouldn't let it" to "it stopped being socialism in 20XX" then "it was never socialism" will not be far behind.

No True Scotsman.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2019 10:41 PM (niawK)

246 The stupid thing is by RvW logic the Federal Government has a compelling state interest in outlawing abortion. The only way to keep Social Security viable is to increase the number of births and get the worker/retiree ratio up to 3 or 4. That can only be achieved by adding in the additional 500,000 live births that abortion currently takes.

Posted by: MAGA at January 30, 2019 10:42 PM (v5a7s)

247 126 Good evening,

The abortion news saddens me. It is strange to me that people choose evil. The sense that I get from current events is that the battle lines are being clearly drawn. People will be made to choose one side or another. All of our "little" choices will determine our side when the time for choosing comes.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel with a MAGA hat at January 30, 2019 10:18 PM (IDhUW)

Alway remember that the American people elected Obama twice AFTER he made that statement about not wanting either of his daughters to be "punished with a baby." When I heard that during the campaign, my blood ran cold because I thought, "Dear God in heaven, he's totally OK with killing his own grandchildren!"

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at January 30, 2019 10:42 PM (9Ni3Z)

248 211
Former NJ Gov. Chris Christie is that guy at the party that will drink
all your beer, eat everything on the table, fuck your dog, puke in your
sink, drink outta the toilet and believes in his heart that he's got
class.

And drops a bomber deuce and leaves without flushing.

Posted by: dartist at January 30, 2019 10:42 PM (K22Va)

249 235: what is she doing there?
Posted by: IC at January 30, 2019 10:41 PM (LJUs+)

She entered the topless mechanical bullriding contest at Gilly's in the Frontier casino.

Posted by: Vanya at January 30, 2019 10:42 PM (7PLM4)

250 And drops a bomber deuce and leaves without flushing.
Posted by: dartist at January 30, 2019 10:42 PM (K22Va)
++++++++++
He couldn't flush it. It was an upper-decker.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2019 10:43 PM (niawK)

251 Organ harvesting is real. The elites eat babies and have transfusions of baby's blood.

Posted by: literally serious at January 30, 2019 10:43 PM (ve0bY)

252 The Venezuelans evidently thought it was as easy as putting a couple guys on an old time hand pump. Also, they seem hazy on the concept of 'maintenance'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 30, 2019 10:43 PM (DwZvw)

253 '235: what is she doing there?'

Cross country run. Something about 50 by 90.

Posted by: freaked at January 30, 2019 10:43 PM (UdKB7)

254 Did the Democrats used to frame slavery as "plantation owner's rights"?

Posted by: ... at January 30, 2019 10:43 PM (uEbPt)

255
Filthy murderess whore on Tucker tonight said perfectly.

"This is about women's bodies and men have no say in it. "


And here she is in all her splendor:

https://tinyurl.com/ycnh9qcu

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 30, 2019 10:44 PM (aKsyK)

256 241 235: what is she doing there?
Posted by: IC at January 30, 2019 10:41 PM (LJUs+)

Resting in a coma with a morphine drip.

Posted by: literally serious at January 30, 2019 10:44 PM (ve0bY)

257 254 Did the Democrats used to frame slavery as "plantation owner's rights"?
Posted by: ... at January 30, 2019 10:43 PM (uEbPt)

No, pretty much the same as they are doing now: they deny their humanity.

THAT is what is so infuriating. It is the exact same battle.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 30, 2019 10:45 PM (DwZvw)

258 Posted by: RondinellaMamma at January 30, 2019 10:42 PM (9Ni3Z)

Obama voted for "unwanted" babies to be put in a bucket in a hospital closet to die of exposure. No better than VA governor - possibly worse. Hardly anyone knows or cares because brackets and cool. And that stupid fake swagger and tranny wife.

Posted by: ... at January 30, 2019 10:45 PM (uEbPt)

259 >>>She entered the topless mechanical bullriding contest at Gilly's in the Frontier casino.


Really Vanya? This is a family friendly blog

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian.com at January 30, 2019 10:45 PM (aA3+G)

260 >>>what is she doing there?

Hey! What happens in Vegas STAYS in Vegas!

Posted by: RBG at January 30, 2019 10:45 PM (+u66i)

261 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by My Next Technical.
FIFY

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at January 30, 2019 10:45 PM (cO+K/)

262 "punished with a baby."

We were punished with Stanly Ann's baby. I suppose they would have found some other lackey though.

Posted by: freaked at January 30, 2019 10:45 PM (UdKB7)

263 260: you naughty little minx!!

Posted by: IC at January 30, 2019 10:46 PM (LJUs+)

264 MH,

It will be a brief warm up. As a lifetime NRA member I got the t-shirt, cap, range bag, pocket knife, etc long ago. Unfortunately, the NRA does not stock long underwear.

Posted by: colfax mingo at January 30, 2019 10:46 PM (vou4+)

265 " to enter into dialogue and promote intercultural understanding at the altar of political considerations"
I threw up in my mouth a little bit when I read this.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 30, 2019 10:46 PM (NMAzL)

266 208 Please note: the Virginia abortion bill was defeated in subcommittee. Will not be taken up again this session.

Now the bad news: Virginians go to the polls again this November. There are 1 seat Republican majorities in both Houses. Court ordered redistricting puts six of the Republican seats in areas that voted for Obama/Clinton.

The bill will be back.
Posted by: blaster at January 30, 2019 10:33 PM (ZfRYq)


The bolded portion is wrong. We vote in odd numbered years. Not that we're likely to kick the bastards out in 19, either.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 30, 2019 10:46 PM (VaN/j)

267 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian.com at January 30, 2019 10:45 PM (aA3+G)

Ok ok I take it back plz delete if necessary

Posted by: Vanya at January 30, 2019 10:46 PM (7PLM4)

268 THAT is what is so infuriating. It is the exact same battle.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 30, 2019 10:45 PM (DwZvw)

It will get more infuriating when one day society acknowledges this horrific genocide, and the Democrats claim the parties magically "switched" and blame US for their crimes. There is nothing to describe them but pure evil, and even that seems a bit fluffy.

Posted by: ... at January 30, 2019 10:47 PM (uEbPt)

269 Yeah he was on F&F the other morning. He's worthless.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 30, 2019 10:25 PM (dUJdY)

===

I saw that too, and you're right.

I found it surprising he was so equivocal. I recall him being much more strident in his views before.

Nothing Outside the State, I guess is his attitude.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2019 10:48 PM (EZebt)

270 Hey! What happens in Vegas STAYS in Vegas!
Posted by: RBG

So how did the heart, lung, lymph system, pancreas, colon transplant go?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 30, 2019 10:48 PM (LOq4H)

271 She entered the topless mechanical bullriding contest at Gilly's in the Frontier casino.


Really Vanya? This is a family friendly blog

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian.com at January 30, 2019 10:45 PM (aA3+G)

Wouldn't a topless mechanical bull be uncomfortable to ride? You might get your junk tangled in the machinery.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2019 10:48 PM (nPGq2)

272
Todd V. McMurtry
@FitLwyr

Very productive day with Lin Wood
@LLinWood
and Taylor Wilson
@g_taylor_wilson
in Atlanta. We sent out our first round of document preservation letters to a number of national media outlets. We have put them on notice!

Posted by: Ha at January 30, 2019 10:48 PM (MAstk)

273 "This is about women's bodies and men have no say in it. "---------------------------

Just like the babies.

Posted by: ... at January 30, 2019 10:48 PM (uEbPt)

274 " to enter into dialogue and promote intercultural understanding at the altar of political considerations"
I threw up in my mouth a little bit when I read this.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 30, 2019 10:46 PM (NMAzL)

Translation: You know when I said I wouldn't do anything in your mouth? About that.

Posted by: Vanya at January 30, 2019 10:49 PM (7PLM4)

275 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2019 10:48 PM (nPGq2)

Ha

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian.com at January 30, 2019 10:50 PM (aA3+G)

276 Traditionally the RCC doesn't excommunicated people for suggesting/supporting things - except for in one area


Canon law automatically excommunicates anyone that commits an abortion...but since the RCC doesn't actually *do* anything with those excommunications - you can still go to church and errr....take communion - it isn't really effective.

Now what is the area that the RCC does excommunicate people regularly for their publicly stated views? Making claims about Catholic beliefs that are in disagreement with Catholic theology.


Now in this latter case I think when someone like Nazi Pelosi call abortion a sacrament she is committing this sort of offense.


But the current RCC is hopelessly corrupt starting with the anti-Pope at the top of the hierarchy.


Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2019 10:50 PM (cRkMZ)

277 It will get more infuriating when one day society acknowledges this horrific genocide, and the Democrats claim the parties magically "switched" and blame US for their crimes. There is nothing to describe them but pure evil, and even that seems a bit fluffy.
Posted by: ... at January 30, 2019 10:47 PM (uEbPt)

'Let the Hero born o' woman,
crush the Serpent with His Heel.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 30, 2019 10:50 PM (DwZvw)

278 Oops. Forgot it was 2019. Damn.

Anyway, we'll get kicked. Too many who know better think Republicans are just icky.

Abortion is a key to their attitude. WHEN they think about it, they don't like it. So the answer is, don't think about it. Only creepy people do that.

On the one bright side, I know a formerly Republican couple who are now all Never Trump. But both their sons (and one's wife, and the other's fiancee) are all MAGAns. So maybe.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 30, 2019 10:51 PM (VaN/j)

279 The bolded portion is wrong. We vote in odd numbered years. Not that we're likely to kick the bastards out in 19, either.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 30, 201910:46 PM (VaN/j)


Ahem

Posted by: blaster at January 30, 2019 10:51 PM (ZfRYq)

280 Ha
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian.com at January 30, 2019 10:50 PM (aA3+G)

Yo?

Posted by: Ha at January 30, 2019 10:51 PM (MAstk)

281 Wonder what PDT will highlight in his SOTU address besides border security? His first SOTU was so.amazing.

Posted by: IC at January 30, 2019 10:51 PM (LJUs+)

282 Unfortunately, the NRA does not stock long underwear.
Posted by: colfax mingo


If you were the product manager, would you really want to accept returns?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2019 10:51 PM (ZejZP)

283 'MEANWHILE IN FLORIDA'

Are Floridians just total poofters?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 30, 2019 10:51 PM (ykYG2)

284 Our betters in The Press are grooming her for the presidency.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2019 10:15 PM (+lVUW)

She needs a springboard position first. House, Senate, Governor, Cabinet.
Posted by: davidt


She should start with Sec. of State. Her mother already has a provate server for her to put in her home's bathroom.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2019 10:52 PM (+lVUW)

285 It's not about what men think. What if a man thinks it's wrong to be married to a murderer?

Posted by: pawn at January 30, 2019 10:52 PM (RQgLd)

286 Can't we get her out of there? Is there no pressure
we can apply? They don't want Christians there, you'd think they'd be
happy to extradite one. This is one of those stories that makes me think
we should drop nukes on Islamabad and the kabaa. Vile shitty evil
people. Annihilate them and proceed as if they never existed.


Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 30, 2019 10:31 PM (/qEW2)


Last I heard, she's going to Canada.

Posted by: Vendette at January 30, 2019 10:52 PM (oox+M)

287 If I had democrat friends, I'd leave upper deckers.

Posted by: literally serious at January 30, 2019 10:52 PM (ve0bY)

288 The last pic of Mis Hum next truck, I just bought a new Jeep a little more than a week ago. That was unfortunately not on the lot, but what I got is pretty sweet.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 30, 2019 10:52 PM (Rz2Nc)

289 I have been pretty pleased with some Duofold thin long underwear I got on amazon. Light, keep you warm but not hot.

Long underwear all has the benefit of letting you know when you need to back off the carbs though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 30, 2019 10:52 PM (DwZvw)

290 Canon law automatically excommunicates anyone that commits an abortion...but since the RCC doesn't actually *do* anything with those excommunications - you can still go to church and errr....take communion - it isn't really effective.

The idea is that even if no one in the Church knows about it, you've excommunicated yourself. And thus you receive the sacrament to your own damnation (absent repentance, of course.)

Posted by: Eeyore at January 30, 2019 10:53 PM (VaN/j)

291 Governor Mengele of Virginia



John Wayne Gacy, pederast rapist, serial killer and member in good standing of the Democrat Party.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at January 30, 2019 10:53 PM (bML9A)

292 Tie them to a flagpole, and hoist the black flag high.

***

Traditionally when a society gets as sick as ours it is some other society that steps in to right things - think of Rome and Carthage.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2019 10:54 PM (cRkMZ)

293 The idea is that even if no one in the Church knows about it, you've excommunicated yourself. And thus you receive the sacrament to your own damnation (absent repentance, of course.)
Posted by: Eeyore at January 30, 2019 10:53 PM (VaN/j)

Stealing the Eucharist.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 30, 2019 10:54 PM (DwZvw)

294 God bless that sweetheart, Ladyl.

She knows what it means to listen to others on the other end of the phone.

I still invite you to call me, Before Ten-O'Clock Eastern!, so I may Actually Listen to what you have to say.

Having someone listen to you is important, at times. I'm not weak, so needing someone to talk to important. ...mainly to chicks. Let's be realistic.

...But Real Dudes watch things crash down around them and can use an outlet.

I'll be That Silly Dude that takes your mind off of the Bullshit.

Email is in the Nic. Do Not call me tonight.

...you'll wake my "Eight-Year-Old" and the "Five-Year-Old".

-Be Polite.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel at January 30, 2019 10:54 PM (Ckg4U)

295 Traditionally when a society gets as sick as ours it is some other society that steps in to right things - think of Rome and Carthage.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2019 10:54 PM (cRkMZ)


So let's invite the Aztecs.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 30, 2019 10:55 PM (VaN/j)

296 Wonder what PDT will highlight in his SOTU address besides border security? His first SOTU was so.amazing.
Posted by: IC at January 30, 2019 10:51 PM (LJUs+)

---------------------------

I think it will be equal parts border security, detailing accomplishments, outlining the future and pumping up the citizenry about the future.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 30, 2019 10:55 PM (ffYR/)

297 Sorry, I left out "of his own child".

Posted by: pawn at January 30, 2019 10:55 PM (RQgLd)

298 255
Filthy murderess whore on Tucker tonight said perfectly.

"This is about women's bodies and men have no say in it. "

And here she is in all her splendor:

https://tinyurl.com/ycnh9qcu
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 30, 2019 10:44 PM (aKsyK)

Shocking.

Posted by: literally serious at January 30, 2019 10:55 PM (ve0bY)

299 Democrat logic: falling birthrates necessitate the need for open borders! We should lay out the welcome wagon for the dreamers and their beautiful children. Why, here's a nice Time article about how beautiful these mixed race kids will be!

We should also abort our own kids.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2019 10:56 PM (pUDQf)

300 Last I heard, she's going to Canada.

Posted by: Vendette at January 30, 2019 10:52 PM (oox+M)

Maybe we could give them 50 muslims in trade. Sounds like a deal to me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2019 10:56 PM (nPGq2)

301 Dan Collins is one of the 9th circuit nominees. I worked with him on a case years ago. Hes a genius and a quiet guy. I didnt even know he was conservative. How times have changed

Posted by: LASue at January 30, 2019 10:56 PM (XROPS)

302 -23 chill a rather mild -31. Happy days are here again.

Posted by: colfax mingo at January 30, 2019 10:56 PM (vou4+)

303
235
RBG is in Nevada.

Posted by: literally serious at January 30, 2019 10:40 PM (ve0bY)

-------------
Apparently she's in LEGO Movie 2, if anyone needs a reason to not see it. Now if the put Clarence the Beast Thomas in there wielding his gavel of truth, then I might bestir myself.

Posted by: I like cookies at January 30, 2019 10:57 PM (xxAFD)

304 You could be a female ob-gyn with 8 children and if you vote Republican, the Dems will say your option on abortion isn't legit.

Posted by: Vendette at January 30, 2019 10:57 PM (oox+M)

305 So let's invite the Aztecs.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 30, 2019 10:55 PM (VaN/j)

The already got stomped like narcs at a biker rally by a different, superior civilization.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 30, 2019 10:57 PM (DwZvw)

306 Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1090655418647486464

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1090655513740804096

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1090655611489013763

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1090655722038353922

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1090655825801240576

Posted by: kbdabear at January 30, 2019 10:57 PM (0Ntuf)

307 Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2019 10:56 PM (pUDQf)

Let's import Honduras


/////

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian.com at January 30, 2019 10:57 PM (aA3+G)

308
Suddenly, the Syllabus of Errors is looking more sensible all the time.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2019 10:58 PM (LsBY9)

309 You can't make this sh*t up part two - Netflix had to tweet this out...

I've seen a lot of talk about Ted Bundy's alleged hotness and would like to gently remind everyone that there are literally THOUSANDS of hot men on the service almost all of whom are not convicted serial murderers Netflix US (@netflix) January 28, 2019

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2019 10:58 PM (cRkMZ)

310 I'm as mad as I hell.

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at January 30, 2019 10:58 PM (IYHxL)

311 More Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1090655975265185797

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1090656090965114880

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1090656203435327488

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1090656311975514113

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1090656434197577735

Posted by: kbdabear at January 30, 2019 10:58 PM (0Ntuf)

312 Wish we heard more from Dr.s and RNs in the NICUs who could show these murderers what a premature baby looks like, not a clump of cells at all, a real miniature living, breathing person, many of them women.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 30, 2019 10:58 PM (f8dwL)

313 I'm going to be a dick and ask why Brent suddenly needed to beg for money. I'm sure he gets a monthly check from the government and his medical is covered precisely because the USA is very generous. That said , the individual American citizen is the most giving in the world.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 30, 2019 10:58 PM (2DOZq)

314 Email is in the Nic. Do Not call me tonight.

...you'll wake my "Eight-Year-Old" and the "Five-Year-Old".

-Be Polite.
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel at January 30, 2019 10:54 PM (Ckg4U)


Awwww--you are just a sweetheart. Truly.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2019 10:59 PM (TdMsT)

315
By the way, I am finally getting off my oversized, lipid-filled posterior and sending off the flash drives with the Official AoSHQ Classical Music Playlist files to those who requested them. Sorry for the delay.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2019 10:59 PM (LsBY9)

316 255
Filthy murderess whore on Tucker tonight said perfectly.

"This is about women's bodies and men have no say in it. "

And here she is in all her splendor:

https://tinyurl.com/ycnh9qcu
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 30, 2019 10:44 PM (aKsyK)


She's a literal NPC. Programmed to spout talking points, and incapable of delivering an actual argument.

Posted by: rickl at January 30, 2019 10:59 PM (sdi6R)

317 I'm off to watch a Live Broadcast. I may be back later.

(As if anyone cares!)

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel at January 30, 2019 10:59 PM (Ckg4U)

318 311 More Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics
...
Posted by: kbdabear at January 30, 2019 10:58 PM (0Ntuf)
+++++++++++
Our interests align well.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2019 11:00 PM (niawK)

319 If Pelosi, Cuomo and that VA gov fell into into hot volcanic lava and were boiled alive, I honestly would be able.to dredge up any sympathy.

Posted by: IC at January 30, 2019 11:00 PM (LJUs+)

320 I'm just a guy with a keyboard, Ladyl.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel at January 30, 2019 11:00 PM (Ckg4U)

321 Bye for now, Slap.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 30, 2019 11:00 PM (DwZvw)

322 319, would not be able to dredge up sympathy, I meant to say

Posted by: IC at January 30, 2019 11:01 PM (LJUs+)

323 320 I'm just a guy with a keyboard, Ladyl.
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel at January 30, 2019 11:00 PM (Ckg4U)


You're a heck of a lot more than that.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2019 11:02 PM (TdMsT)

324 309 You can't make this sh*t up part two - Netflix had to tweet this out...

I've seen a lot of talk about Ted Bundy's alleged hotness and would like to gently remind everyone that there are literally THOUSANDS of hot men on the service almost all of whom are not convicted serial murderers Netflix US (@netflix) January 28, 2019
Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2019 10:58 PM (cRkMZ)

- dark triad
- female nature
- murderers are attracted to murderers.

Posted by: literally serious at January 30, 2019 11:03 PM (ve0bY)

325 The idea is that even if no one in the Church knows about it, you've excommunicated yourself.

***


Oddly when the RCC cares about the offenses in question their reaction has been a tad bit more....direct. Just ask Jan Hus....

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2019 11:03 PM (cRkMZ)

326 I'm just a guy with a keyboard. Period.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel at January 30, 2019 11:03 PM (Ckg4U)

327
Good night, Hordians.

Remember: they're the ones who are insane, not you. Don't let them make you.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2019 11:03 PM (LsBY9)

328 G'night, Hadrian!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2019 11:04 PM (niawK)

329 would not be able to dredge up sympathy, I meant to say

Posted by: IC at January 30, 2019 11:01 PM (LJUs+)

But if you caught it on video, it would be a crowd-pleaser.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2019 11:04 PM (nPGq2)

330 317 I'm off to watch a Live Broadcast. I may be back later.

(As if anyone cares!)
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel at January 30, 2019 10:59 PM (Ckg4U)

Big Bear?

Posted by: literally serious at January 30, 2019 11:05 PM (ve0bY)

331 323 320 I'm just a guy with a keyboard, Ladyl.
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel at January 30, 2019 11:00 PM (Ckg4U)


You're a heck of a lot more than that.
Posted by: Ladyl

Ahhhhh, you two are nice, and I'm being serious. Make a note of that.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 30, 2019 11:05 PM (LOq4H)

332 MisHum, showed the wife your new jeep. She spotted the 1st upgrade needed.

No flamethrowers.

Posted by: tbodie at January 30, 2019 11:05 PM (Z+JNA)

333 Amazing how the left has succeeded in programming the Mother's Instinct, one of the most powerful forces of nature, right out of millions of young women (and not a few old hags).

Posted by: Average Guy at January 30, 2019 11:05 PM (LMcFk)

334 No flamethrowers.
Posted by: tbodie

More ground clearance.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 30, 2019 11:06 PM (LOq4H)

335 "Big Bear?"
-Posted by: literally serious at January 30, 2019 11:05 PM (ve0bY)

Of course. I've made that obvious in the past.

*Banned!*

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel at January 30, 2019 11:06 PM (Ckg4U)

336 Posted by: tbodie at January 30, 2019 11:05 PM (Z+JNA)

Good catch

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian.com at January 30, 2019 11:06 PM (aA3+G)

337 - murderers are attracted to murderers.

****************

That raises a good point, explaining why a guy who murdered his wife and kid from what I read a while back was getting fan mails from girls along with photos of them in bikinis. They probably all had abortions.

There is absolutely no fucking way any decent guy worth his salt should ever, EVER date a woman that supports abortion, much less marry them.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 30, 2019 11:07 PM (+dsLj)

338 "This is about women's bodies and men have no say in it. "

I wasn't aware women were asexual, sugar tits. Do tell me more.

But first, you will blow me.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 30, 2019 11:08 PM (+dsLj)

339 Night Hadrian.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 30, 2019 11:08 PM (DwZvw)

340 335 "Big Bear?"
-Posted by: literally serious at January 30, 2019 11:05 PM (ve0bY)

Of course. I've made that obvious in the past.

*Banned!*
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel at January 30, 2019 11:06 PM (Ckg4U)

But flat earth!

Posted by: literally serious at January 30, 2019 11:08 PM (ve0bY)

341 She's a literal NPC. Programmed to spout talking points, and incapable of delivering an actual argument.

Posted by: rickl at January 30, 2019 10:59 PM (sdi6R)

-------------
Thought exact same thing about NPC meme. Probably about 2 seconds before airtime she realized any time spent on topic would display the abyss where her soul used to be, and she decided to deflect and brazen it out.

Posted by: I like cookies at January 30, 2019 11:09 PM (xxAFD)

342 Amazing how the left has succeeded in programming
the Mother's Instinct, one of the most powerful forces of nature, right
out of millions of young women (and not a few old hags).

Posted by: Average Guy at January 30, 2019 11:05 PM (LMcFk)

And programming into the minds of men and women the following:
1) I'm pregnant! You're irrelevant for the next 9 months.
2) Baby's here! You're relevant now, especially if it comes to paying up.

Posted by: Vendette at January 30, 2019 11:09 PM (oox+M)

343 Court awards Rand Paul 580k for neighbors beat down.

Some IRS scrunch pleads not guilty for leaking Trump info. That means she is on trial at least.

Maybe the pendulum is swinging.

Posted by: blaster at January 30, 2019 11:11 PM (ZfRYq)

344 138 122 LadyL.. I stay away from politics on FB but I have been plastering this all over the place for over a week. Not ONE of my so called lib friends has said a fucking word and they love to debate me. Even THEY know this is fucked up.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 30, 2019 10:18 PM (dUJdY)


How on Earth does the average rank and file leftist rationalize this???? It's incomprehensible.
Posted by: Ladyl


This is happening because for a lot of people in our population morality has been replaced by self-interest. They really don't have much sense of right and wrong.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2019 11:11 PM (+lVUW)

345 Every now and then I wonder if Twitter has improved since I stopped hanging out there. From having checked it out today, my answer is: If anything, worse than before. Hoy.

Mis Hum, do you know what make of vehicle that is? That would be perfect for my commute. Oh, you want to tailgate me in the right lane? Well okay (trunk monkey swivels 50 caliber and takes aim).

A balmy 10 degrees in south central PA and I genuinely feel bad for you Midwesterners. I got a check engine light and I'm about 90 percent certain it's cold-related. Is that certain enough to ignore it? We'll find out in the morning.

Sleep well Horde and don't let the evil of the world bring you to despair.

Posted by: joncelli of the Howling Horde at January 30, 2019 11:12 PM (1FhAQ)

346
Name something other people think is cute, that you're SICK, SICK, SICK of.



I'll volunteer mine first:



Cutesy-named TV weatherpersons, like Amy Freeze in NYC or Dallas Raines in LA.Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2019 10:16 PM (miE9U

====

Tiny dogs at the dinner table. Sorry if that applies to any morons.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 30, 2019 11:13 PM (13CQC)

347
It just dawned on me why obama won in 2012. Because the Republicans put a pair of NPC's on the ticket.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 30, 2019 11:13 PM (WNnWU)

348 And programming into the minds of men and women the following:
1) I'm pregnant! You're irrelevant for the next 9 months.
2) Baby's here! You're relevant now, especially if it comes to paying up.
Posted by: Vendette at January 30, 2019 11:09 PM (oox+M)

I do not think that's true. I don't have any kids, but friends that do were expected to be at every doctor appointment during the nine months.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 30, 2019 11:15 PM (Rz2Nc)

349 Tiny dogs at the dinner table. Sorry if that applies to any morons.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 30, 2019 11:13 PM (13CQC)
++++++++++++
When I was a kid (14, maybe?), I was supposed to clear the table after Christmas dinner. I got distracted and forgot. My parents and I walked into the dining room, only to find our dog (not tiny) sitting upright and properly in a dining room chair devouring the significant amount of a leftover standing rib roast.

I still haven't lived it down to this day. Dogs at the table != "cute."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2019 11:16 PM (niawK)

350 I'll NOT become "Slappy Bear". I have been "Slapweasel" since 2001. I'm not much of a "joiner", literally serious.

Owen fascinates me. People think he's Losing His Shit, but there is a brilliance that is apparent.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel at January 30, 2019 11:16 PM (Ckg4U)

351 Posted by: joncelli of the Howling Horde at January 30, 2019 11:12 PM (1FhAQ)

I'm not certain what make that is
Good luck with your check engine issue

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian.com at January 30, 2019 11:17 PM (aA3+G)

352 How is everyone doing? I've missed you all but I've been lurking.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2019 11:18 PM (fxYNS)

353 156 QDP - that damn photo app that young women use to give themselves puppy noses, cat ears, stars encircling their head etc. If this were confined to teens it wouldn't even be on my radar. But grown women. Sheesh.

("Get off my lawn!," old man shouts at sky.)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls


I'd probably use it to doctor up the photos of people I don't like, so I can't judge.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2019 11:18 PM (+lVUW)

354 I recognize that lighthouse, I think. It's off the southern coast of Ireland, maybe Co. Kerry or Co. Cork.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 30, 2019 11:18 PM (NtglE)

355
How is everyone doing? I've missed you all but I've been lurking.

Posted by: CaliGirl


Hi Cali.
Your cat returned?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 30, 2019 11:19 PM (WNnWU)

356
Or am I confusing cats and morons again?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 30, 2019 11:19 PM (WNnWU)

357 352 How is everyone doing? I've missed you all but I've been lurking.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2019 11:18 PM (fxYNS)


CaliGirl!!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2019 11:20 PM (TdMsT)

358 Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 30, 2019 11:19 PM (WNnWU)

My cat is still hanging in there and I may adopt a dog. We will see.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2019 11:20 PM (fxYNS)

359 Lots of sail boating in Ireland?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2019 11:20 PM (pUDQf)

360 Hey Caligirl.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 30, 2019 11:20 PM (DwZvw)

361 How is everyone doing? I've missed you all but I've been lurking.

Posted by: CaliGirl



We've got trouble right here in River City...

Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2019 11:20 PM (TdMsT)

362

Your cat is Reagan, yes?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 30, 2019 11:21 PM (WNnWU)

363 Sooth: It just dawned on me why obama won in 2012. Because the Republicans put a pair of NPC's on the ticket.


Pretty much. Say what you will about that asshole McCain, at least McCain had his own opinions. They were all wrong and evil but they were his.

Romney is a robotic puppet of International Capital and if the big money deems that North America is better purged of annoying legacy proles and repopulated with more-docile Aztecs and Asians, that's what he'll do.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 30, 2019 11:21 PM (ykYG2)

364
Then who the moron who got her cat back?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 30, 2019 11:21 PM (WNnWU)

365 350 I'll NOT become "Slappy Bear". I have been "Slapweasel" since 2001. I'm not much of a "joiner", literally serious.

Owen fascinates me. People think he's Losing His Shit, but there is a brilliance that is apparent.
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel at January 30, 2019 11:16 PM (Ckg4U)

He is far from losing his shit. He is happy and grounded. His journey of rethinking every assumption and lie he has ever learned and been told in real time is fascinating and interesting.

The man has balls.

Posted by: literally serious at January 30, 2019 11:21 PM (ve0bY)

366 Your cat is Reagan, yes?
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 30, 2019 11:21 PM (WNnWU)

What a memory you have. Yes Reagan the Bengal.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2019 11:21 PM (fxYNS)

367 /but then, I told y'all a lot of this in October 2012.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 30, 2019 11:21 PM (ykYG2)

368 I'm doing well, CaliGirl. Might your tomorrows be full of optimism, should things fold unfavorably in your direction.

Lest my own circumstance, might you continue to be a contributor at AoSHQ!

Love ya', darlin'!

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel at January 30, 2019 11:22 PM (Ckg4U)

369 My cat is still hanging in there and I may adopt a dog. We will see.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2019 11:20 PM (fxYNS)

Good to see you here, Caligirl.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2019 11:22 PM (nPGq2)

370 A lot of people fell for the idea, myself included, that Romney the 'businessman' could fix the US budget problems.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2019 11:22 PM (pUDQf)

371 352 How is everyone doing? I've missed you all but I've been lurking.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2019 11:18 PM (fxYNS)

She's hiding RBG!

Posted by: literally serious at January 30, 2019 11:23 PM (ve0bY)

372 Again, I miss you all! I've been a major lurker. I read all of your witty posts.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2019 11:24 PM (fxYNS)

373 ..."The man has balls."
-Posted by: literally serious at January 30, 2019 11:21 PM (ve0bY)

Amen, Brother. It is Restaurant-Quality Lemonade to see a "Conservative Awakening".

*static*

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel at January 30, 2019 11:24 PM (Ckg4U)

374 I regret that I have no more life to give for my country...

Posted by: Ruth Bader Hale at January 30, 2019 11:25 PM (HpBcU)

375 Tiny dogs at the dinner table. Sorry if that applies to any morons.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 30, 2019 11:13 PM (13CQC)

Is this an euphemism? Because it sounds like an euphemism.

Posted by: literally serious at January 30, 2019 11:25 PM (ve0bY)

376 Again, I miss you all! I've been a major lurker. I read all of your witty posts.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2019 11:24 PM (fxYNS)
++++++++++
Why'd you have to go and qualify it? Now I know you haven't been reading *my* posts!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2019 11:25 PM (niawK)

377 Article relating to the Jeep photo:

https://autoweek.com/article/car-news/army-jeep-not-dead-its-just-meaner-and-heavier

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2019 11:26 PM (nPGq2)

378
A lot of people fell for the idea, myself included, that Romney the 'businessman' could fix the US budget problems.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Not even Hercules can clean that stable.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 30, 2019 11:26 PM (aKsyK)

379 I still haven't lived it down to this day. Dogs at the table != "cute."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2019 11:16 PM (niawK)

Ahh, but dogs at the dinner table = "TASTY!"

Posted by: Barack O. at January 30, 2019 11:26 PM (LMcFk)

380 I would like to ask the Horde to pray for a baby girl named Cameron who was born at twenty weeks old,a tiny, perfect baby girl. She is really struggling right now and failing to gain any weight. Her existence has greatly changed one of her relatives' view of abortion in a positive way. Thanks.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 30, 2019 11:27 PM (f8dwL)

381 333 Amazing how the left has succeeded in programming the Mother's Instinct, one of the most powerful forces of nature, right out of millions of young women (and not a few old hags).
Posted by: Average Guy at January 30, 2019 11:05 PM (LMcFk)

Quite the opposite is true.

Those harpies shrieking about it? They have either had abortions, or will never procreate. Not a one of them is balanced, mentally.

People do stupid things when they are young. They regret them, sometimes right away, sometimes after a few years, but how they process that regret varies.

In the case of abortion, those who cannot square the circle either go a bit off the deep end with remorse and need serious mental care, or they become shrieking harpies beating the stuffing out of anyone who dares to question their morality for killing their child/ren.

Not a one of them truly, deeply believes that killing babies is a grand idea.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2019 11:27 PM (NXsWM)

382 Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 30, 2019 11:27 PM (f8dwL)

Prayers up for Cameron.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2019 11:29 PM (fxYNS)

383 John Wayne Gacy, pederast rapist, serial killer and member in good standing of the Democrat Party.
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade


Bundy/Gacy 2020. The bipartisan unity ticket!! #nevertrump

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 30, 2019 11:29 PM (ykYG2)

384 Lots of sail boating in Ireland?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2019 11:20 PM
~~~~~

I've never been, but they're there. Lots of fishing and even whale watching, but swimming there is only for the very hardy.

And with that, I bid you all a good night!

Posted by: IrishEi at January 30, 2019 11:29 PM (NtglE)

385 Bundy/Gacy 2020. The bipartisan unity ticket!! #nevertrump
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 30, 2019 11:29 PM (ykYG2)

You gonna dig 'em up? They probably will smell like RGB.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2019 11:29 PM (NXsWM)

386 "I love the executive branch" ... he could never be "1 of 100" or "1 of 435,"

Wow, not much in the way of authoritarian tendencies there, huh?

Posted by: GWB at January 30, 2019 11:30 PM (xY/CR)

387 Night IrishEi.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 30, 2019 11:31 PM (DwZvw)

388 345 If the check engine light isn't blinking you can safely ignore it unless you're about to do a smog check or state inspection.
See if it goes away when it warms up a valve is probably frozen or sticking

Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at January 30, 2019 11:31 PM (9TR2V)

389 Fun thought that won't come true:

Schultz gets so savaged by the left, that he gives up the dream of an independent run and finds a way to give half a billion dollars to the Trump campaign as payback.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at January 30, 2019 11:32 PM (zZbCU)

390 I'm out for the night. Goodnight horde

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 30, 2019 11:32 PM (fxYNS)

391 Democrat logic: falling birthrates necessitate the need for open borders! We should lay out the welcome wagon for the dreamers and their beautiful children. Why, here's a nice Time article about how beautiful these mixed race kids will be!

We should also abort our own kids.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2019 10:56 PM (pUDQf)

---------------------------

IOW, they are purposely killing natural born Americans and replacing them with foreigners.

Posted by: ... at January 30, 2019 11:33 PM (uEbPt)

392
Not a one of them truly, deeply believes that killing babies is a grand idea.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2019 11:27 PM (NXsWM)

--------

Well I hope it eats them up inside like a bucket of Drano.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 30, 2019 11:33 PM (UGqF8)

393 Thanks CaliGirl, good to see you here, hope things are good in your life.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 30, 2019 11:34 PM (f8dwL)

394 If the check engine light isn't blinking you can safely ignore it unless you're about to do a smog check or state inspection.
See if it goes away when it warms up a valve is probably frozen or sticking

Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at January 30, 2019 11:31 PM (9TR2V)

True, dat. And in many cases, a check engine lamp can be caused by something trivial, like a loose fuel cap, or a hose off a vapor recovery canister.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2019 11:34 PM (nPGq2)

395
380 I would like to ask the Horde to pray for a baby girl named Cameron who was born at twenty weeks old,a tiny, perfect baby girl. She is really struggling right now and failing to gain any weight. Her existence has greatly changed one of her relatives' view of abortion in a positive way. Thanks.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 30, 2019 11:27 PM (f8dwL)


Will pray for this sweet baby...

Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2019 11:34 PM (TdMsT)

396 Not a one of them truly, deeply believes that killing babies is a grand idea.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2019 11:27 PM


I might counter that insofar as these people are capable of "truly and deeply" believing in anything, ritualised, politicised infanticide might be one...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 30, 2019 11:35 PM (CLcKT)

397
345 If the check engine light isn't blinking you can safely ignore it unless you're about to do a smog check or state inspection.
See if it goes away when it warms up a valve is probably frozen or sticking
Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches


Disconnect the battery for about 15 minutes and see if it doesn't come back on when you hook it back up.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 30, 2019 11:35 PM (aKsyK)

398 G'Night, Irish Ei.

G'Night, CaliGirl.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel at January 30, 2019 11:36 PM (Ckg4U)

399
And we're way overdue for a muslim hate crime hoax.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 30, 2019 11:36 PM (WNnWU)

400 Night CaliGirl.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 30, 2019 11:37 PM (DwZvw)

401 might counter that insofar as these people are capable of "truly and deeply" believing in anything, ritualised, politicised infanticide might be one...

"You're doing G-d's work" -- the dog eater, at a Planned Parenthood shindig

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 30, 2019 11:37 PM (ykYG2)

402 If they kill them then they should eat them. It's "natural". Humans as animals.

Posted by: pawn at January 30, 2019 11:37 PM (RQgLd)

403 If the check engine light isn't blinking you can safely ignore it unless you're about to do a smog check or state inspection.
See if it goes away when it warms up a valve is probably frozen or sticking
Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at January 30, 2019 11:31 PM (9TR2V)

------------------------

I had an '04 Taurus that had vacuum leaks when cold. My birthday, the tag renewal/emissions date, was late November. I had to make sure to either renew emissions in early November here in Atl, or clear the computer and drive 100 miles before getting an inspection. They have to throw a code 3 times in a row on startup to light up the MIL.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 30, 2019 11:38 PM (ffYR/)

404 Eating NUTS boosts sperm quality

Let's be specific here. They mean nuts that grow on a tree (or underground, maybe), NOT the nuts that some men like to put in their mouths.

Posted by: GWB at January 30, 2019 11:38 PM (xY/CR)

405 ..."Her existence has greatly changed one of her relatives' view of abortion in a positive way. Thanks."
-Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 30, 2019 11:27 PM (f8dwL)

Reality tends to change perspectives in a hurry.

I will pray for that child, Debby Doberman Schultz.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel at January 30, 2019 11:39 PM (Ckg4U)

406 402 If they kill them then they should eat them. It's "natural". Humans as animals.
Posted by: pawn

Damned if we'll eat our profits.

Posted by: PP at January 30, 2019 11:39 PM (LOq4H)

407 394 If the check engine light isn't blinking you can safely ignore it unless you're about to do a smog check or state inspection.
See if it goes away when it warms up a valve is probably frozen or sticking

Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at January 30, 2019 11:31 PM (9TR2V)

True, dat. And in many cases, a check engine lamp can be caused by something trivial, like a loose fuel cap, or a hose off a vapor recovery canister.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2019 11:34 PM (nPGq2)

This is what I'm hoping. The light was on all throughout my commute and nothing seemed amiss so I'll reseal the gas tank lid in the morning and see if the light goes away if it warms up. Wish me luck 'cause I can't afford a new car.

Posted by: joncelli of the Howling Horde at January 30, 2019 11:41 PM (1FhAQ)

408 "You're doing G-d's work" -- the dog eater, at a Planned Parenthood shindig

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 30, 2019 11:37 PM


I'd almost forgotten about that... Thanks for reminding me/us!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 30, 2019 11:41 PM (CLcKT)

409 And we're way overdue for a muslim hate crime hoax.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 30, 2019 11:36 PM (WNnWU)

Well, the muzzies are having a shitfit over some Nike sneakers that they (the retard muzzies) think have the arabic word "allah" embossed upon the sole.


Makes one wish they could both lose, eh?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2019 11:42 PM (nPGq2)

410 "It's a dog eat dog world, and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear." --Norm

Posted by: Dave (in MA) at January 30, 2019 11:42 PM (LLrNN)

411 *peruses news*

Let's see:
-Affleck out as Batman (ok)
-youngest member of the Manson Family is getting parole (too bad her victims don't)
-Roomba Lawnmower (I first thought 'wha?' then I thought of the elderly and this might be a good thing.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 30, 2019 11:43 PM (DwZvw)

412 407 Just to be sure, what year is the car?

Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at January 30, 2019 11:44 PM (9TR2V)

413 >>Lots of sail boating in Ireland?

IrishEi was right. That's Fastnet Rock on the southern coast of Ireland.

The Fastnet Race is one of the most famous offshore sailboat races in the world. That's what the picture is all about.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2019 11:44 PM (/tuJf)

414 I'd almost forgotten about that... Thanks for reminding me/us!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 30, 2019 11:41 PM (CLcKT)

Yeah, it is hard to keep track of or remember how much Little Lord Fauntleroy sucked/sucks ass.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 30, 2019 11:44 PM (DwZvw)

415 Weird Al -- "Dog Eat Dog"

https://youtu.be/zMqzLT1ykmk

Posted by: logprof --we can haz &&&& at January 30, 2019 11:45 PM (e7oj4)

416 If the check engine light isn't blinking you can safely ignore it unless you're about to do a smog check or state inspection.

See if it goes away when it warms up a valve is probably frozen or sticking



Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at January 30, 2019 11:31 PM (9TR2V)



True, dat. And in many cases, a check engine lamp can be caused by
something trivial, like a loose fuel cap, or a hose off a vapor recovery
canister.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2019 11:34 PM


Take the vehicle to Autozone if the simple fixes don't work -- they'll do an engine diagnostic for free, and give you the print-out from the code reader!

Other place may offer this service...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 30, 2019 11:45 PM (CLcKT)

417 This is what I'm hoping. The light was on all throughout my commute and nothing seemed amiss so I'll reseal the gas tank lid in the morning and see if the light goes away if it warms up. Wish me luck 'cause I can't afford a new car.

Posted by: joncelli of the Howling Horde at January 30, 2019 11:41 PM (1FhAQ)

Go to any auto parts store, like Pep Boys, or Autozone, or O'Reilly's. Nearly all now will plug a code reader into the cars diagnostic port, and download the trouble codes free of of charge. And the code reader can tell the car's ECM to erase trouble codes, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2019 11:45 PM (nPGq2)

418 and if it works, the FDA will be able to approve it around 2032.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach


Hm. Reason #4 to keep my passport up-to-date.

(1 through 3 are vacations, possible job travel, and possibly fleeing the encroaching socialist shithole.)

Posted by: mikeski at January 30, 2019 11:46 PM (P1f+c)

419 418 and if it works, the FDA will be able to approve it around 2032.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach

Hm. Reason #4 to keep my passport up-to-date.

(1 through 3 are vacations, possible job travel, and possibly fleeing the encroaching socialist shithole.)
Posted by: mikeski at January 30, 2019 11:46 PM (P1f+c)

Didn't Trump just sign a law about a Right to try untested cures if you are terminal anyway?

Posted by: Don Q at January 30, 2019 11:49 PM (NgKpN)

420 Take the vehicle to Autozone if the simple fixes don't work -- they'll do an engine diagnostic for free, and give you the print-out from the code reader!

I have done this. The failing part turned out to be a sensor you could actually see by simply opening the hood, and could replace with a screwdriver.

So Autozone got to sell me a sensor.

They know what they're doing with this service.

Posted by: mikeski at January 30, 2019 11:49 PM (P1f+c)

421 -Roomba Lawnmower (I first thought 'wha?' then I thought of the elderly and this might be a good thing.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 30, 2019 11:43 PM (DwZvw

I saw a robot lawnmower at my local Ag equipment dealer last summer. Quite expensive, too. I have a riding mower. Mowing the grass (I hesitate to call it a "lawn") is a nice, contemplative chore which I never mind doing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2019 11:49 PM (nPGq2)

422 Bedtime for me. G'night, horde!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2019 11:50 PM (niawK)

423 The check-engine light came on in the Zettai Family Truckster a month ago or so, maybe before Christmas - ???

It was the ambient-air-temperature sensor (!) what failed! Autozone told me what the problem was, and replacing that bit was cheap and easy...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 30, 2019 11:50 PM (CLcKT)

424 This is what I'm hoping. The light was on all throughout my commute and nothing seemed amiss so I'll reseal the gas tank lid in the morning and see if the light goes away if it warms up. Wish me luck 'cause I can't afford a new car.
Posted by: joncelli of the Howling Horde at January 30, 2019 11:41 PM (1FhAQ)

The check engine light doesn't seem to have anything to actually do with the engine. It seems to have to do more with the exhaust. My experience with it is, 80's VW Rabbit, randomly comes on at over 32000 miles to get you in you mateniece, other cars sme oxygen sensor bad.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 30, 2019 11:52 PM (Rz2Nc)

425 Love the truck, Mis Hum. Reminds me of Rat Patrol rigs.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self identify as a Moron at January 30, 2019 11:52 PM (YezGB)

426 ...Lots of sail boating in Ireland?

IrishEi was right. That's Fastnet Rock on the southern coast of Ireland.

The Fastnet Race is one of the most famous offshore sailboat races in the world. That's what the picture is all about.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2019 11:44 PM (/tuJf)



The Albin-Vega 27 ft. sloop, made in Sweeden, is one of the most successful North Sea racing / cruising boats in it's class. A great many of them have made Trans Atlantic crossings, in either direction.

Not *quite* standing headroom for me belowdecks, but a serviceable, traditional layout for a boat it's size.

Built like a tank, it's made to endure truly frightening seas.

Frankly, those Baltic and North Sea races, and the sailors that race 'em, are more nuts that I want to sail with. I'm more of a "toss out the parachute anchor and ride it out" kind of CRUISING sailor... those guys though? "Damn the Breaking Pyramid Waves, and hank-on more sail!"

Watching what they can do with a boat though, is pure magic. It's like watching a top PGA golfer at his career-peak, just doing things that defy physics with the helm, main and jib.

Sail with one of those guys sometime. If you dare.

You're gonna get wet, and that's a promise.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX




Posted by: Jim at January 30, 2019 11:52 PM (QzJWU)

427 Thanks Ladyl andSlap, good night Horde, I think, at least until later.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 30, 2019 11:54 PM (f8dwL)

428 Heh. Dems must not like AOC spewing all the pure marxism and making the wealthy donors and liberal upper class voters nervous. The donors and upper crust liberals are supposed to think the government can support and grow the FSA just by taxing big oil, coal and Rush Limbaugh and his buddies.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at January 30, 2019 11:54 PM (eASYU)

429 So Autozone got to sell me a sensor.

They know what they're doing with this service.

Posted by: mikeski at January 30, 2019 11:49 PM (P1f+c)

Indeed they do. And you have to give the manufacturers their due for adopting the ECM technology that makes this possible. It is, in fact, now possible, for an owner to diagnose and repair a large number of faults with sensors and/or actuators that would make their car run poorly.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2019 11:54 PM (nPGq2)

430 Didn't Trump just sign a law about a Right to try untested cures if you are terminal anyway?
Posted by: Don Q at January 30, 2019 11:49 PM (NgKpN)

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I thought so too, and tried to search this earlier tonight for rickl. If this is true, search results have been buried.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 30, 2019 11:54 PM (ffYR/)

431 430 Didn't Trump just sign a law about a Right to try untested cures if you are terminal anyway?
Posted by: Don Q at January 30, 2019 11:49 PM (NgKpN)

---------------------------

I thought so too, and tried to search this earlier tonight for rickl. If this is true, search results have been buried.



he did indeed sign that exact law. The right to try law.


Or something close to that.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 30, 2019 11:58 PM (0OmEj)

432

You have no right to try.

Posted by: Hawaiian judge #12 at January 31, 2019 12:00 AM (aKsyK)

433 The check engine light doesn't seem to have anything to actually do with the engine. It seems to have to do more with the exhaust. My experience with it is, 80's VW Rabbit, randomly comes on at over 32000 miles to get you in you mateniece, other cars sme oxygen sensor bad.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 30, 2019 11:52 PM (Rz2Nc)

Well, of course, the whole driving force behind the mass adoption of computer-controlled engines was government mandates for fuel economy and emissions reduction. But any fault with the engine that impairs its performance will also usually result in increased emissions, and reduced fuel economy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2019 12:00 AM (nPGq2)

434 Indeed they do. And you have to give the
manufacturers their due for adopting the ECM technology that makes this
possible. It is, in fact, now possible, for an owner to diagnose and
repair a large number of faults with sensors and/or actuators that would
make their car run poorly.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2019 11:54 PM


Amazin' offers a reasonably priced consumer code reader that sync's with one's mobile...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 31, 2019 12:00 AM (CLcKT)

435 ...but I can't see buying one when the local auto parts store will do it for free...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 31, 2019 12:03 AM (CLcKT)

436 Silly of me to post, I need to say goodnight. Have fun ya'll.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at January 31, 2019 12:03 AM (eASYU)

437 278
.......Too many who know better think Republicans are just icky.

Abortion is a key to their attitude. WHEN they think about it, they don't like it. So the answer is, don't think about it. Only creepy people do that......

Posted by: Eeyore at January 30, 2019 10:51 PM (VaN/j)
--------------------------------------
You nailed it.

Example: My left-wing sister, who works her butt off for Dem candidates, adores Obama, etc., actually considers herself "pro-life."

I just can't.........

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 31, 2019 12:03 AM (Rxduq)

438 Amazin' offers a reasonably priced consumer code reader that sync's with one's mobile...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 31, 2019 12:00 AM (CLcKT)

Probably the same one that WalMart sells in their "as seen on TV" rack. Harbor Freight periodically has sales on a small code reader made by Autel, that you probably ought not to pay more than about 40 dollars for. I have one, and it does the job of reading codes just fine. The high-priced "scan tools" sold to the trade can do a lot more than that, but I cannot justify owning one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2019 12:04 AM (nPGq2)

439 You have no right to try.

Posted by: Hawaiian judge #12 at January 31, 2019 12:00 AM (aKsyK)

There is no try.
There is only do.

Posted by: Yoda at January 31, 2019 12:06 AM (8iiMU)

440 Right-To-Try...

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yaxu6ruq

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 31, 2019 12:07 AM (CLcKT)

441 Wow, Tucker's pro-abort guest was a piece of work.

Posted by: logprof --we can haz &&&& at January 31, 2019 12:07 AM (e7oj4)

442 Well, of course, the whole driving force behind the mass adoption of computer-controlled engines was government mandates for fuel economy and emissions reduction. But any fault with the engine that impairs its performance will also usually result in increased emissions, and reduced fuel economy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2019 12:00 AM (nPGq2)

Yes but, making the warning light say check engine is to scare the driver. Increased emissions or reduced fuel economy isn't the end of the world, or worth trying to scare the driver into not driving the car.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 31, 2019 12:08 AM (Rz2Nc)

443 Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 30, 2019 11:27 PM (f8dwL)

Prayer up, little one.

Posted by: ... at January 31, 2019 12:08 AM (uEbPt)

444
The "Check Engine" light means the onboard computer has detected some fault. Said fault could be any number of things. In can range from something innocuous to something that needs attention.

It's a simple matter to figure it out. You plug a code reader/analyzer into the OBDII port and read out what the trouble code is.

Posted by: Butterball Powerbottom Tater at January 31, 2019 12:08 AM (f1Vqw)

445 I have a right wing supposed conservative BIL who is pro-choice and refuses to think about it because.... Icky Christians. Come to think of it I have another set of in-laws just like this. My wifes family is strange. She's mostly not.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 31, 2019 12:08 AM (0OmEj)

446 Do. Or do not. There is no try.

Posted by: Yoda, corrected at January 31, 2019 12:08 AM (8iiMU)

447 Was away. Am back. Glad to see I'm not a zillion comments behind. Everybody's keyboards working slower on a cold night?

AlaBAMA #370: A lot of people fell for the idea, myself included, that Romney the 'businessman' could fix the US budget problems.

I had some slight hope of that, briefly, for Romneycare Mitt.

Can't imagine Romney accomplishing in eight years what Trump does just about every day.

Posted by: mindful webworker's beef-fed ghost, hanging around, at January 31, 2019 12:09 AM (vKLy2)

448 On the other hand, they have managed to squeeze a lot of power out of engines on less gas.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 31, 2019 12:10 AM (DwZvw)

449
I have a right wing supposed conservative BIL who is pro-choice and refuses to think about it because.... Icky Christians.

That sounds like Neal Boortz.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 31, 2019 12:11 AM (aKsyK)

450 ...but I can't see buying one when the local auto parts store will do it for free...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 31, 2019 12:03 AM (CLcKT)

Simply to have it handy when a problem arises. At home, my closest auto parts store is ten miles away. The el-cheapo Autel code reader I bought has earned its keep with me. I can read a code, attempt a repair, clear the code, and see if it returns.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2019 12:11 AM (nPGq2)

451 Wow, Tucker's pro-abort guest was a piece of work shit.

Posted by: logprof --we can haz at January 31, 2019 12:07 AM


FIFY!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 31, 2019 12:11 AM (CLcKT)

452
Butterball Powerbottom sock off. Yeah, I'll bet he gets his OBDII port probed a lot.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 31, 2019 12:11 AM (f1Vqw)

453
The "Check Engine" light means the onboard computer has detected some fault.

It's nature's way of telling you something's wrong.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 31, 2019 12:12 AM (aKsyK)

454 I hear there are a lot of Fake Catholics here who would happily let children die at the border by denying them free U.S. health care.

Posted by: Gov. Andrew Cuomo at January 31, 2019 12:13 AM (e7oj4)

455 Didn't Trump just sign a law about a Right to try untested cures if you are terminal anyway?

Posted by: Don Q


There are non-terminal cancers where this potential cure may be better than the existing one. Keeping your breasts or your prostate gland can be rather nice.

Posted by: mikeski at January 31, 2019 12:13 AM (P1f+c)

456 Simply to have it handy when a problem arises. At
home, my closest auto parts store is ten miles away. The el-cheapo Autel
code reader I bought has earned its keep with me. I can read a code,
attempt a repair, clear the code, and see if it returns.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2019 12:11 AM


Well... If you're needing to go to the auto parts store anyway...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 31, 2019 12:13 AM (CLcKT)

457 I maybe shouldn't say "non-terminal". "not-yet-terminal" is better.

Posted by: mikeski at January 31, 2019 12:14 AM (P1f+c)

458 Yes but, making the warning light say check engine is to scare the driver. Increased emissions or reduced fuel economy isn't the end of the world, or worth trying to scare the driver into not driving the car.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 31, 2019 12:08 AM (Rz2Nc)

They aren't trying to scare you, so much as to alert you to a possible impending problem. If there is a problem that is immediately perilous, the check engine light should blink rapidly, or the ECM may put the vehicle into limp-home mode.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2019 12:15 AM (nPGq2)

459 Keeping your breasts or your prostate gland can be rather nice.



Posted by: mikeski at January 31, 2019 12:13 AM


Why not both? (Or all three?)

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 31, 2019 12:17 AM (CLcKT)

460 Gov. Andrew Cuomo is not Catholic. He calls himself Catholic. He is not. To be Catholic requires at least a grudging agreement with the church. He can burn in hell as far as I'm concerned. Unless he repents. He has as much blood on his hands as many of the socialist/commies in history. I pray for a change in his heart and mind.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 31, 2019 12:18 AM (0OmEj)

461
What's amazing to me is the performance data you can extract (simple readers won't do this -- I've got one that does, but not on all models).

The thing can note the occasional misfire and identify what cylinder and keeps a count. If count per some period exceeds a certain value, it will trip the idiot light.

I got to looking at that data on my old '04 Crown Vic. I got rid of it a while back, but IIRC, the #7 cyl was misfiring ever so often. I remember reading up on that, but I've forgotten all I read about it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 31, 2019 12:18 AM (f1Vqw)

462 Well... If you're needing to go to the auto parts store anyway...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 31, 2019 12:13 AM (CLcKT)

Well, many of the sensors (nearly all) that might trigger a code are electrical parts, and electrical parts are usually non-returnable at auto parts stores. Testing them by substitution with a known good one gets expensive in a hurry.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2019 12:19 AM (nPGq2)

463 My check engine light came on last May. I took the car to the dealer where I bought it. After keeping it for a few days {they gave me a loaner car), they replaced a sensor in the fuel tank, and the price was about $100.

Right after Christmas the check engine light came on again. After keeping it for a week, they informed me that the same sensor failed, and it was under warranty so there was no charge this time.

That dealer has treated me pretty well.

Posted by: rickl at January 31, 2019 12:21 AM (sdi6R)

464 "Dog eat Dog"? Man, that's cold.

Posted by: jwpaine at January 31, 2019 12:21 AM (odzEc)

465 In new interview Trump says Ryan lied to him, pledging to get funding for border barriers if Trump signed the continuing resolution he didn't like.


I assume this refers to the bill back in March 2018 - as there was no big CR last fall, but 7-8 appropriations bills signed, with the rest put off til after the election* (failure to agree on those is the basis of the "shutdown").


But not sure about that.


* of course the agreement to put off border barrier fight until *after* mid-terms, WRT FY2019 funding, was seen by many as incomprehensible

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2019 12:23 AM (QDnY+)

466 @230,

That article is weapon grade stupid. It couldn't possibly be that women are tired if looking like men and just want to be pretty for a change. This is a repeat of the Laura Ashley era in the 70s.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 31, 2019 12:23 AM (Lqy/e)

467 That dealer has treated me pretty well.

Posted by: rickl at January 31, 2019 12:21 AM (sdi6R)

That sounds very good. In many cars, such sensors cannot be replaced without first removing the fuel tank, which can be a real PITA.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2019 12:24 AM (nPGq2)

468 Caligirl! So good to see you

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 31, 2019 12:24 AM (c1nDO)

469 aaah, the fagstone is back

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2019 12:25 AM (nPGq2)

470 Ok, who left the Welcome Assholes mat out on the moose again?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 31, 2019 12:25 AM (DwZvw)

471 Trolls again. Dammit Just go away..

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 31, 2019 12:25 AM (0OmEj)

472 They aren't trying to scare you, so much as to alert you to a possible impending problem. If there is a problem that is immediately perilous, the check engine light should blink rapidly, or the ECM may put the vehicle into limp-home mode.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2019 12:15 AM (nPGq2)

Again, my personal experience with check engine lights are:
1. Random number after 32000 miles to get you in dealership for standard maintance.
2. Faulty censor.
3. Faulty censor.

Non of those should be check engine, check engine sounds serious and expensive. Until you dig into the owners manual.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 31, 2019 12:25 AM (Rz2Nc)

473 468
That sounds very good. In many cars, such sensors cannot be replaced without first removing the fuel tank, which can be a real PITA.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2019 12:24 AM (nPGq2)


I don't think I'd want to attempt that. When I got my car back the second time, there was a strong fuel odor inside that took a couple of days to go away.

Posted by: rickl at January 31, 2019 12:26 AM (sdi6R)

474 470 aaah, the fagstone is back
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2019 12:25 AM (nPGq2)

So, is anything useful found in fagstone strata?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 31, 2019 12:27 AM (DwZvw)

475 Non of those should be check engine, check engine sounds serious and expensive. Until you dig into the owners manual.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 31, 2019 12:25 AM (Rz2Nc)

That's why you are supposed to read the owner's manual. So that you can take advantage of all the features the car has to offer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2019 12:28 AM (nPGq2)

476 Heh. Wasn't sleepy, decided to take a midnight run. Jogged up to the Lincoln monument and back, probably three miles. Pretty brisk, as the temperature is single digits. Very invigorating though.

Posted by: RBG at January 31, 2019 12:28 AM (xSo9G)

477 I don't think I'd want to attempt that. When I got my car back the second time, there was a strong fuel odor inside that took a couple of days to go away.
Posted by: rickl at January 31, 2019 12:26 AM (sdi6R)

I have that when I fill up my fuel tank. I think my fuel pump seal is going bad/gone bad. My dad said: 'take it to a radiator place, if you can find one.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 31, 2019 12:29 AM (DwZvw)

478 Fagstone Strata often is where the Tyranisorassfaggot is found.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 31, 2019 12:29 AM (0OmEj)

479 So, is anything useful found in fagstone strata?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 31, 2019 12:27 AM (DwZvw)

Flaxatives?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2019 12:30 AM (nPGq2)

480 460 Gov. Andrew Cuomo is not Catholic. He calls himself Catholic. He is not. To be Catholic requires at least a grudging agreement with the church. He can burn in hell as far as I'm concerned. Unless he repents. He has as much blood on his hands as many of the socialist/commies in history. I pray for a change in his heart and mind.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 31, 2019 12:18 AM (0OmEj)

Retard, Mario and Andy are the purest of Catholics.

Chris Dodd is more Catholic than you knuckledraggers.

Posted by: The Honorable Edward Kennedy at January 31, 2019 12:31 AM (e7oj4)

481 That's why you are supposed to read the owner's manual. So that you can take advantage of all the features the car has to offer.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2019 12:28 AM (nPGq2)

Features!!!???

I just bought my first new car since my early 20's. I traded a 2008, the car before that I paid 50 for and drove it for a year. I'm liking the features. Lol

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 31, 2019 12:31 AM (Rz2Nc)

482 Well, many of the sensors (nearly all) that might
trigger a code are electrical parts, and electrical parts are usually
non-returnable at auto parts stores. Testing them by substitution with a
known good one gets expensive in a hurry.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2019 12:19 AM


The heater fan in The Zettai Family Tankster (a mid-sized pickup) stopped working (this was just a few weeks ago.) and I replaced some sensor in the duct work beneath the dashboard... I didn't need any codes read and a quick search on teh Go Ogles lead me to the problem... I was tempted to order the part from Amazin' but the local auto parts store had it in stock that day at a lower price!

So, anyway, I went to put the replacement part in and found the existing bit burnt to a crisp and fused to the snap connector, which I just cut out and spliced the five wires together directly... You'd have been proud of me!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 31, 2019 12:31 AM (CLcKT)

483
Heh. Wasn't sleepy, decided to take a midnight run. Jogged up to the Lincoln monument and back, probably three miles. Pretty brisk, as the temperature is single digits. Very invigorating though.
Posted by: RBG


Watch out for MagaMen with bleached nooses!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 31, 2019 12:32 AM (aKsyK)

484 I just bought my first new car since my early 20's. I traded a 2008, the car before that I paid 50 for and drove it for a year. I'm liking the features. Lol
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 31, 2019 12:31 AM (Rz2Nc)

I keep thinking about a newer car. Have the money, but the best thing about my car is: it is paid for.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 31, 2019 12:32 AM (DwZvw)

485 476 Heh. Wasn't sleepy, decided to take a midnight run. Jogged up to the Lincoln monument and back, probably three miles. Pretty brisk, as the temperature is single digits. Very invigorating though.
Posted by: RBG at January 31, 2019 12:28 AM (xSo9G)

That was the Hoover Dam, Ruth.

Posted by: Derp State Security at January 31, 2019 12:34 AM (ve0bY)

486 I have that when I fill up my fuel tank. I think my fuel pump seal is going bad/gone bad. My dad said: 'take it to a radiator place, if you can find one.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 31, 2019 12:29 AM (DwZvw)

Many cars have a rubber flex hose from the filler neck to the tank proper. And there is often also a vent hose circa 1/2" in diameter to vent air out to the filler neck as the tank is being filled. A loose clamp or deterioration of either of those hoses will result in a fuel smell after a fill, as will a failed gasket where the fuel level sending unit (which now often contains the in-tank electric fuel pump) mounts to the tank.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2019 12:35 AM (nPGq2)

487 >>Sail with one of those guys sometime. If you dare.

>>You're gonna get wet, and that's a promise.

Yea but we have rum. Always.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2019 12:36 AM (/tuJf)

488 So, anyway, I went to put the replacement part in and found the existing bit burnt to a crisp and fused to the snap connector, which I just cut out and spliced the five wires together directly... You'd have been proud of me!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 31, 2019 12:31 AM (CLcKT)

Nice work, as long as you did a good job of splicing. Sounds like the part that failed was the resistor network that gives you the lower fan speeds.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2019 12:38 AM (nPGq2)

489 I just semi-inherited my late Step Mom's 2015 Mazda 5.

Think of it as roughly a 3/4 size mini-van, and you're in the right niche. 35k mi.

I'll make a payment on it next week, and set aside enough for a subsequent payment, if needed.

By then, the Estate Trust should have effected the necessary changes to accounts, so that I can liquidate this, and sign for that, and I'll pay the rascal off in whole.

Now, here's the choice I'll face.

To keep a mint 2013 Honda Accord EX, 59k miles, or the Mazda 5, as described.

The Honda just got a brand new set of Goodyear tires, by the way.

I'd be happy with either.

What do y'all think the best long term play is here, Horde?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 31, 2019 12:38 AM (QzJWU)

490 Many cars have a rubber flex hose from the filler neck to the tank proper. And there is often also a vent hose circa 1/2" in diameter to vent air out to the filler neck as the tank is being filled. A loose clamp or deterioration of either of those hoses will result in a fuel smell after a fill, as will a failed gasket where the fuel level sending unit (which now often contains the in-tank electric fuel pump) mounts to the tank.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2019 12:35 AM (nPGq2)

Strong fuel odor in the trunk for all of these? Same real estate, so I am guessing.

I took it to my local shop and they said they could not smell it or find a leak in any of the tank filler hoses. On the one hand, I think they have been around gasoline for too long and so are nose blind, on the other, I was thinking it is really hard to check the fuel pump without removing the gas tank other than to say it is working.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 31, 2019 12:39 AM (DwZvw)

491

Is this an euphemism? Because it sounds like an euphemism.

Posted by: literally serious at January 30, 2019 11:25 PM (ve0bY)

===
Hm, not a euphemism, but I didn't catch the double meaning until some moron did this:

Posted by: Barack O. at January 30, 2019 11:26 PM (LMcFk)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2019 12:39 AM (13CQC)

492 I keep thinking about a newer car. Have the money, but the best thing about my car is: it is paid for.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 31, 2019 12:32 AM (DwZvw)

If you're younger, never having a car payment will save you tons of money.

I don't have a car payment, I'm older. Told the wife it's the last car I'll need unless I need an old man car. lol. Paid about 1000 under invoice. Deal with the accountant, not the sales manager people.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 31, 2019 12:41 AM (Rz2Nc)

493 *reads side-bar*

So got to strike the GoFundMe link?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 31, 2019 12:41 AM (s7A5W)

494 mmmmmmmmmmmmm.. .. ...

*POING* thnk thnk thnk thnk glllllgggg sput

{ { { Service engine soon } } }

(Putting engine to bed for the night to reboot. Hoping all will be well by morning.)

Peas. Owt.

Posted by: mindful webworker's half-witted ghost, hanging around, at January 31, 2019 12:41 AM (vKLy2)

495 Too good to be true? Is there a cure for all cancers right around the corner?

It does sound too good to be true, but someone pointed out that the same was probably said about the polio vaccine in the 1950s.

If it does pan out, let's hope that the FDA won't require 15 years of studies before letting it on the market.
========
Float a rumor that it has a side effect of turning you homosexual, the Democrats will have it approved in a New York minute and make it compulsory whether you have cancer or not.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at January 31, 2019 12:44 AM (xsp2a)

496 Posted by: Jim at January 31, 2019 12:38 AM (QzJWU)

All things being equal, newer is better.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 31, 2019 12:44 AM (Rz2Nc)

497 Night Mindful.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 31, 2019 12:44 AM (DwZvw)

498 493 *reads side-bar*

So got to strike the GoFundMe link?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 31, 2019 12:41 AM (s7A5W)

Think so, Anna.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 31, 2019 12:45 AM (DwZvw)

499 Jim, I think it would boil down to choosing the car that you prefer to drive. I suspect the Accord will hold its value better over the years than the Mazda does, although there is nothing wrong with Mazda quality, AFAIK. But the Mazda is 2 years newer. Either one should, if well-maintained, last beyond 300,000 miles.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2019 12:45 AM (nPGq2)

500 500!

Posted by: scottst at January 31, 2019 12:46 AM (mDrEG)

501

Be careful with replacing sensors that allegedly are defective.

All any trouble code does is tell you there is a problem in a particular CIRCUIT. An enormous amount of the problems I have fixed were NOT parts related, but in the wiring that transmits the sensor reading.

Or a faulty vacuum hose.

If it were me, I'd have the code read, and then cleared to see if it would repeat.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 31, 2019 12:46 AM (S/hVx)

502 Chris Christie is worse than I thought he was. He's not mending any fences.

As to your next ride: SHOTGUN!

Posted by: jakee308 at January 31, 2019 12:47 AM (c02Xt)

503 Or is that a MaDeuce?

Posted by: jakee308 at January 31, 2019 12:48 AM (c02Xt)

504 Debby....prayers up for the sweet baby girl Cameron

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 31, 2019 12:49 AM (c1nDO)

505 I wasn't looking hard enough.

It is a Ma Deuce and an M60 or is it m240 now.


Posted by: jakee308 at January 31, 2019 12:50 AM (c02Xt)

506 489 I just semi-inherited my late Step Mom's 2015 Mazda 5.
Posted by: Jim at January 31, 2019 12:38 AM (QzJWU)


I have a 2014 Mazda 5. With a manual transmission.

It's the only sliding door car with a stickshift.

They stopped selling them in North America after 2015, but they are still popular in Asia.

Posted by: rickl at January 31, 2019 12:52 AM (sdi6R)

507 > A small team of Israeli scientists think they might have found the first complete cure for cancer.


Someone needs to get Ratsheeta Taliban, Omar the Brotherfucker, and O'CrazyHo-CourtDate on record that that they will never avail themselves of this treatment, because JOOOOOOOOOS.

Ever notice how all kinds of cool and useful science, technology, and medicine come out of Israel, compared to ZERO out of "Palestine" or Somalia?

Funny, innit

Posted by: Stalin and Hitler at January 31, 2019 12:53 AM (zcatl)

508 If it were me, I'd have the code read, and then cleared to see if it would repeat.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 31, 2019 12:46 AM (S/hVx)

Which is why I have a code reader. So I can do just that. I have two vehicles which repeatedly set codes. The '97 Suburban sets a code for "O2 sensor #2 out of range". It does this because there is a warped flange in the exhaust pipe, causing a leak upstream of the sensor. Engine runs just fine, though. And the '02 Suburban has a leak in the rear vapor canister, caused when the vehicle got rear-ended. I made an attempt to mend the canister, but it leaks a little. Does not affect engine operation at all. I clear codes on both vehicles periodically, just so I won't miss new ones, should they occur.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2019 12:54 AM (nPGq2)

509 I hate the code system.

I've had problems that had physical symptoms but would not show a code.

Now if I had the pro setup for about 10k+ it might show up there.

I've had two time a miss not show up as a miss. Yet you can hear it and feel it and mileage and power is off.

One was a Ranger 03. Still don't know what was wrong I got rid of it.

The other is a 99 dodge stratus with a miss. Turns out it was a tiny break in one of the intake manifold gaskets. Only found that when I heard some whistling while I was checking something else. Tracked it down and stuck my finger at the spot and had improved idle and no whistle. Replaced gasket, runs fine. NO CODE.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 31, 2019 12:54 AM (c02Xt)

510 Heh. Wasn't sleepy, decided to take a midnight run. Jogged up to the Lincoln monument and back, probably three miles. Pretty brisk, as the temperature is single digits. Very invigorating though.
Posted by: RBG

Watch out for MagaMen with bleached nooses!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 31, 2019 12:32 AM


And don't try to out run Captain America !

Posted by: Adriane the Modest Proposal Critic ... at January 31, 2019 12:55 AM (LPnfS)

511 > "Take Rashaad Thomas, a man who could not possibly have been this much of a little b*tch when he was in the Air Force."

Looks like he was an E-3 Maintenance guy. Honorable work, but nothing special.

https://bit.ly/2Tnytch

Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2019 12:56 AM (zGsgt)

512 Teddy Kennedy became quite the Catholic on his death bed, wrote a wonderful entreaty to the Pope which had been delivered by some congressional emissary, it was lovingly read at his funeral.Ted admitted he may have made some mistakes, regrets, he had a few; but then again to few to mention, at any rate he was really grovelling that maybe the Pope could talk to God for perhaps a more lenient sentence.

Sorry, couldn't sleep!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 31, 2019 12:58 AM (f8dwL)

513

LAGNAF

No Sir, not you.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 31, 2019 12:59 AM (Fhm4c)

514 ...I have a 2014 Mazda 5. With a manual transmission.

It's the only sliding door car with a stickshift.

They stopped selling them in North America after 2015, but they are still popular in Asia.

Posted by: rickl at January 31, 2019 12:52 AM (sdi6R)




How many miles have you racked up on yours, and what's the service record on it been, thus far?

I just drove this one back to Galveston from Orlando. It did OK, but it's a less refined ride than the Accord, to be sure.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 31, 2019 12:59 AM (QzJWU)

515 Jim, I think it would boil down to choosing the car that you prefer to drive. I suspect the Accord will hold its value better over the years than the Mazda does, although there is nothing wrong with Mazda quality, AFAIK. But the Mazda is 2 years newer. Either one should, if well-maintained, last beyond 300,000 miles.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2019 12:45 AM (nPGq2)

This is bette than what I said.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 31, 2019 12:59 AM (Rz2Nc)

516 Check out this "Queer LaTwinx" (or whatever) professor who is trying to keep little Ben Shapiro from speaking at her university.

She looks nothing like you'd expect. And by that, I mean "she looks exactly as you'd expect".


https://twitter.com/DrNinaMReich

Posted by: Stalin and Hitler at January 31, 2019 01:00 AM (zcatl)

517 Story: Temperatures so cold, Chicago has to set fire to it's train tracks!

I wonder what they spread on the tracks for this? It seems like it would be a momentary fix for not much gain. Unless you keep them burning, but that seems like it would lead to other problems.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 31, 2019 01:00 AM (DwZvw)

518 Maybe pitch for a slower burn?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 31, 2019 01:02 AM (DwZvw)

519 The lack of ANY news about RBG makes me about 99 44/100 % sure that she is circling the drain.

If she managed to take a crap on her own, it would be front page news in every communist media outlet in the country. Instead, we hear... nothing.

Posted by: Stalin and Hitler at January 31, 2019 01:02 AM (zcatl)

520 "To keep a mint 2013 Honda Accord EX, 59k miles, or the Mazda 5, as described.
The Honda just got a brand new set of Goodyear tires, by the way.
I'd be happy with either.
What do y'all think the best long term play is here, Horde?
"
-Posted by: Jim at January 31, 2019 12:38 AM (QzJWU)

*Unstatic*

Tough choice, but I would reflexively go with the Honda 9/10 times. I would liquidate the Mazda, but that is just me.

I'm guessing that the Honda is a 6-Cyl versus the Mazda's 4-Cyl?

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel at January 31, 2019 01:03 AM (Ckg4U)

521 That was weird.

I was paying my electric bill and wrote 1/30/08 on the check instead of 1/30/19.

I must have gotten ahold of Ace's time machine that he totally doesn't have.

Posted by: rickl at January 31, 2019 01:03 AM (sdi6R)

522

@508
Yah, I have a Snapon 2500 code reader I bought back when I did driveability diagnosis, it's current enough to service our Camry and the 87 Dodge has no computer.

Handy tool that saved me money a few times.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 31, 2019 01:03 AM (S/hVx)

523 I was paying my electric bill and wrote 1/30/08 on the check instead of 1/30/19.

I must have gotten ahold of Ace's time machine that he totally doesn't have.

Posted by: rickl at January 31, 2019 01:03 AM (sdi6R)

I did that the other day, started to write '199...' No idea.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 31, 2019 01:05 AM (DwZvw)

524 Replaced gasket, runs fine. NO CODE.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 31, 2019 12:54 AM (c02Xt)

Simple answer is that not all functions are monitored in cylinder-by-cylinder detail. That will probably change, if it has not changed already. It would not surprise me to see a torque sensor shaft in the front of the transmission that would output an electrical pulse proportional to the torque pulse made by each cylinder in turn. Then the ECM could go, "hmmm, #2 cylinder is putting out 12% less torque than the mean for the other seven, all of which are within 5% of the mean. Let's keep an eye on that puppy."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2019 01:05 AM (nPGq2)

525 > I wonder what they spread on the tracks for this?

Ropes dipped in kerosene in Chicago, according to one site. Possibly the end of the rope is in a kerosene reservoir so it acts as a giant wick.

Other cities/railroads use long, straight burner tubes connected to a propane tank, and there are also electrical heaters.

Posted by: Stalin and Hitler at January 31, 2019 01:05 AM (zcatl)

526
She looks nothing like you'd expect. And by that, I mean "she looks exactly as you'd expect".
-------------------

Yikes! And:

Dr. Nina M. Lozano
@DrNinaMReich
Dr. Nina M. Lozano is a queer Latinx political consultant, activist and Associate Professor of Communication Studies at Loyola Marymount University Los Angeles.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at January 31, 2019 01:06 AM (xSo9G)

527 > The lack of ANY news about RBG makes me about 99 44/100 % sure that she is circling the drain.

Habeas Ginsburgus

Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2019 01:06 AM (zGsgt)

528 > Loyola Marymount University Los Angeles.

Which I'm guessing from the name was at one time a Roman Catholic school run according to Roman Catholic doctrine.

The Church has a lot to answer for, but letting their universities be destroyed has gotta be pretty high on the list.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 31, 2019 01:08 AM (zcatl)

529 I was paying my electric bill and wrote 1/30/08 on the check instead of 1/30/19.

I must have gotten ahold of Ace's time machine that he totally doesn't have.

Posted by: rickl at January 31, 2019 01:03 AM (sdi6R)

I did that the other day, started to write '199...' No idea.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
------------

You will be doing these things more often as you get older.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at January 31, 2019 01:08 AM (xSo9G)

530 But as for me, give me Liberty or give Deaaaaaaaaaaaa

Posted by: Ruth Bader Henry on a rollercoaster at January 31, 2019 01:09 AM (f8dwL)

531 Nothing wrong with the tracks that running a few bazillion amps through them wouldn't cure.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at January 31, 2019 01:10 AM (CDGwz)

532 New cars are a losing proposition. I just bought another 09 Jetta 2.5 Liter with manual trasmission. I now have 2. Great cars, fun to drive. Can pick one up for between 3 and 4 grand. They are going to last at least another 100k miles. If one breaks I will just go search out another.

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at January 31, 2019 01:11 AM (flINI)

533 I was paying my electric bill and wrote 1/30/08 on the check instead of 1/30/19.

I must have gotten ahold of Ace's time machine that he totally doesn't have.

Posted by: rickl at January 31, 2019 01:03 AM (sdi6R)

I'm sorry, what's this write check? Isn't online banking how bills are done now? (Wife handles all the bill paying,seems to do it all online)

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 31, 2019 01:12 AM (Rz2Nc)

534 The lack of ANY news about RBG makes me about 99 44/100 % sure that she is circling the drain.

Habeas Ginsburgus

Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2019 01:06 AM (zGsgt)

I wonder if the Moron Horde could take out a big life insurance policy on RBG, to finance an epic piss-up when she croaks?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2019 01:13 AM (nPGq2)

535 ...I'm guessing that the Honda is a 6-Cyl versus the Mazda's 4-Cyl?

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel at January 31, 2019 01:03 AM (Ckg4U)



The Accord is the I-4 inline with the CVT tranny.

Which lets it accelerate like a scalded gazelle with a cheetah hot on it's ass.

I've been seriously impressed with that CVT slushbox. There's a REASON that F-1 has outlawed the CVT, and it's because it works.

Durability though? Unknown, given the recent tech. It's gonna get a fluid dump n' change though, soon.

O.T., Slap. How do I get checked for a liver compatibility with ya, there?

Not sure how we'd match, with you being a beer drinker and me, bourbon.

But I'd be willing to give it a shot.

*break*

Challenge to Horde.

Sign up and see if one of us miscreants might be the help that Slap needs, here.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 31, 2019 01:13 AM (QzJWU)

536 519 The lack of ANY news about RBG makes me about 99 44/100 % sure that she is circling the drain.....

Posted by: Stalin and Hitler at January 31, 2019 01:02 AM (zcatl)
----------------------------
Yeah. I fear she is on her deathbed.

Either that or she's already dead and they've shipped her up to that taxidermist in West Virginia --- y'no, the guy that kept Robert Byrd "alive" (*wink* wink*) for a few more years.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 31, 2019 01:14 AM (Rxduq)

537 Allowing "Progressive" Illness into any Church bastardizes The Word.

Any local church, no matter the denomination, that bends the Original meaning of the Lord's Word is a bastardization that should be chided, derided and cajoled back into Origins.

Just as the Constitution of These Great United States of America has "Originalist" meanings, easily interpreted by the language of the time?

The "Originalist" meanings of the New Testament are interpreted through the same function.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel at January 31, 2019 01:14 AM (Ckg4U)

538 I shouldn't surprise me in the least were we eventually to discover that the Odious RBG has been sitting on the bench recently only because she'd been nailed there...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 31, 2019 01:15 AM (CLcKT)

539 Nothing wrong with the tracks that running a few bazillion amps through them wouldn't cure.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at January 31, 2019 01:10 AM (CDGwz)

Locomotives used to have sanders, to trickle a stream of sand onto the rails to enhance traction. Forgotten tech, no doubt.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2019 01:15 AM (nPGq2)

540 > I wonder if the Moron Horde could take out a big life insurance policy on RBG, to finance an epic piss-up when she croaks?

Interesting idea, but I doubt there's any insurance company in the world crazy enough to write a policy on RBG right now.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 31, 2019 01:15 AM (zcatl)

541 26
Don't worry about Chicago PD ever identifying those two people -- they just put that out there to help corroborate the hoax.

See? See? There were two people out there and that's them! See? He wasn't lying!
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 30, 2019 10:00 PM (WNnWU)


I see the makings of a new detective series developing...

"Windy City Nights: The Case of the Cold Snap MAGA Attack."

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 31, 2019 01:16 AM (GtG/j)

542 > Locomotives used to have sanders, to trickle a stream of sand onto the rails to enhance traction.

I don't think traction is the problem here. They're trying to make sure the switch points are working.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 31, 2019 01:17 AM (zcatl)

543 ...
Locomotives used to have sanders, to trickle a stream of sand onto the rails to enhance traction. Forgotten tech, no doubt.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2019 01:15 AM (nPGq2)




They still do.

Even the yard-donkeys here at the Port of Galveston, they gots 'em.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 31, 2019 01:18 AM (QzJWU)

544 > I shouldn't surprise me in the least were we eventually to discover that the Odious RBG has been sitting on the bench recently only because she'd been nailed there...

She's pinin' for the gulag.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 31, 2019 01:18 AM (zcatl)

545 Slap.....call if you want to

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 31, 2019 01:18 AM (c1nDO)

546 17 Story: Temperatures so cold, Chicago has to set fire to it's train tracks!

I wonder what they spread on the tracks for this? It seems like it would be a momentary fix for not much gain. Unless you keep them burning, but that seems like it would lead to other problems.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 31, 2019 01:00 AM (DwZvw)


It's common and SOP for all the rr's to do this to keep switches from freezing. All it is is a long burner tube hooked to to a nearby propane tank.

We even have them in Oklahoma in some areas.

Posted by: Sooner at January 31, 2019 01:19 AM (bEMNO)

547 529 I was paying my electric bill and wrote 1/30/08 on the check instead of 1/30/19.

I must have gotten ahold of Ace's time machine that he totally doesn't have.

Posted by: rickl at January 31, 2019 01:03 AM (sdi6R)

I did that the other day, started to write '199...' No idea.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
------------

You will be doing these things more often as you get older.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at January 31, 2019 01:08 AM (xSo9G)


At least I didn't write 1908.

Posted by: rickl at January 31, 2019 01:20 AM (sdi6R)

548 I don't think traction is the problem here. They're trying to make sure the switch points are working.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 31, 2019 01:17 AM (zcatl)

In that case, spray down the switches with methanol, which is cheap, and will melt all the ice, then set fire to the methanol to burn it off, and warm up the rails a bit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2019 01:20 AM (nPGq2)

549 Locomotives used to have sanders, to trickle a stream of sand onto the rails to enhance traction. Forgotten tech, no doubt.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Sand's too expensive, the frackers are buying it all.

(I know, I know, fracking needs a particular sort of sand.)

The local Renaissance Festival will have to move eventually, because it's sitting on good fracking sand. Until then, it's got a truly righteous moat.

Posted by: mikeski at January 31, 2019 01:22 AM (P1f+c)

550 You will be doing these things more often as you get older.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at January 31, 2019 01:08 AM (xSo9G)

At least I didn't write 1908.
Posted by: rickl
---------

I only did it that one time. Geeze, gimmie a break.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at January 31, 2019 01:23 AM (CDGwz)

551 In that case, spray down the switches with methanol, which is cheap, and will melt all the ice, then set fire to the methanol to burn it off, and warm up the rails a bit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2019 01:20 AM (nPGq2)

I'm sorry, that seems cheap and easy.

Posted by: Chicago Unions at January 31, 2019 01:23 AM (Rz2Nc)

552 Damnit, Jim... I'm not even "On a List", yet.

I have to be "Worked-Over" by Medical Professionals before I can even qualify.

In Other Words, I am taking care of myself and I am Healthy enough to stay "Off the Scale" for now.

Your concern is Honorable and I will not disparage your True Spirit. God bless you and Thank You, Brother.

That being said, without a Functioning Liver, I will not live for more than five years.

...So Be It.

It is not My Timeline and I fall into the Hands of Our Lord, so long as I walk His path and enjoy the time I have with my Mother and Father.

"Bigger Fish to Fry" is apropos, seeing as I must put their needs ahead of mine at times.

I am blessed to have distractions from my own mortality. Truly.

-O Divine Master, grant that I not so much be consoled, as to console.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel at January 31, 2019 01:24 AM (Ckg4U)

553 I was just thinking of 'See, fire can't melt steel!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 31, 2019 01:24 AM (DwZvw)

554 > I'm sorry, that seems cheap and easy.
> Posted by: Chicago Unions

What, you're suggesting that a city that makes you pay a union electrician to plug and unplug your laptop computer at a trade show might have a featherbedding problem?

The hell you say.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 31, 2019 01:26 AM (zcatl)

555 The local Renaissance Festival will have to move eventually, because it's sitting on good fracking sand. Until then, it's got a truly righteous moat.

Posted by: mikeski at January 31, 2019 01:22 AM (P1f+c)

There is a big Renaissance Fair site just east of Apache Junction on US 60. It runs for much of February and March. I have never gone to it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2019 01:26 AM (nPGq2)

556 Although, to be fair, I expect the rope wick dipped in a tank of kerosene probably isn't all that expensive, either.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 31, 2019 01:27 AM (zcatl)

557 556 Although, to be fair, I expect the rope wick dipped in a tank of kerosene probably isn't all that expensive, either.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 31, 2019 01:27 AM (zcatl)

I am sure they will come up with a 'Green' solution that is five times as expensive and does not work. Maybe solar powered heaters?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 31, 2019 01:29 AM (DwZvw)

558 Although, to be fair, I expect the rope wick dipped in a tank of kerosene probably isn't all that expensive, either.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 31, 2019 01:27 AM (zcatl)

Also puts more CO2 into the atmosphere, which is a net benefit, these days.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2019 01:29 AM (nPGq2)

559 Wait, no. Windmill powered heaters!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 31, 2019 01:29 AM (DwZvw)

560 I'd be ok with nuclear powered heaters.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 31, 2019 01:30 AM (DwZvw)

561 What, you're suggesting that a city that makes you pay a union electrician to plug and unplug your laptop computer at a trade show might have a featherbedding problem?

The hell you say.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 31, 2019 01:26 AM (zcatl)

LOL, a good friend of mine experienced the plug in thing. Who knew people weren't capable to plug things in.

Posted by: Chicago Unions at January 31, 2019 01:30 AM (Rz2Nc)

562 Tis time.

Got some snowblowing to do in the back yard for Lizzie tomorrow, the damn wind was too bad to be out for any length of time, so the drive way was it .


Goodnite, good people. Be safe, stay warm and sleep well.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 31, 2019 01:32 AM (S/hVx)

563 Suck off

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 31, 2019 01:32 AM (Rz2Nc)

564 Night IGP.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 31, 2019 01:32 AM (DwZvw)

565 Thanks all for the prayers for Cameron, you are all really nice people. I'm going to try to go to sleep again.I really hope this extended family can witness one of God's miracles.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 31, 2019 01:33 AM (f8dwL)

566 563 Suck off
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 31, 2019 01:32 AM (Rz2Nc)

Is Kamala Harris going to have to dust off her 5 time world champion skills?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 31, 2019 01:33 AM (DwZvw)

567 Ok ,time for bed, good night all!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 31, 2019 01:33 AM (Rz2Nc)

568 LOL, a good friend of mine experienced the plug in thing. Who knew people weren't capable to plug things in.

Posted by: Chicago Unions at January 31, 2019 01:30 AM (Rz2Nc)

I don't think Chicago holds an exclusive on that particular mode of extortion. Practically any city/country/state/provincially owned exhibition grounds will be rife with union dumbassery. I have seen it in Calgary, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2019 01:33 AM (nPGq2)

569 Night Debby. Hope little Cameron hits her stride.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 31, 2019 01:34 AM (DwZvw)

570 Night Evasiveboat.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 31, 2019 01:34 AM (DwZvw)

571 514
How many miles have you racked up on yours, and what's the service record on it been, thus far?

I just drove this one back to Galveston from Orlando. It did OK, but it's a less refined ride than the Accord, to be sure.
Posted by: Jim at January 31, 2019 12:59 AM (QzJWU)


I've got 15,800 miles on it and I've only had oil changes and tire rotation so far.

Except for the check engine light. Read upthread for that.

And the $4000 repair bill when some idiot hit me when I was parked a year ago, but his insurance paid for that.

Posted by: rickl at January 31, 2019 01:37 AM (sdi6R)

572 > I don't think Chicago holds an exclusive on that particular mode of extortion. Practically any city/country/state/provincially owned exhibition grounds will be rife with union dumbassery. I have seen it in Calgary, too.

There's a famous story about Buckminster Fuller. He was famous for his marathon speeches, which he gave all over the world. Just speeches, nothing else.

In one city they told him he had to pay for two union stagehands. Fuller: "But I just talk. I don't have any scenery or props or anything." Union leech: "You either hire them or you don't go on."

So... Fuller called up a piano rental company and had two pianos delivered to the venue.

Then, throughout his multi-hour speech, he paused every five minutes or so and said "Now, I need THAT piano over THERE, and THAT piano over THERE."

Heh.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 31, 2019 01:38 AM (zcatl)

573 ...What, you're suggesting that a city that makes you pay a union electrician to plug and unplug your laptop computer at a trade show might have a featherbedding problem?

The hell you say.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 31, 2019 01:26 AM (zcatl)

LOL, a good friend of mine experienced the plug in thing. Who knew people weren't capable to plug things in.

Posted by: Chicago Unions at January 31, 2019 01:30 AM (Rz2Nc)



Back in the '90s, on a Gold Wing ride out of San Antonio (with a wee detour through Orlando, FL), I pulled up to a gas pump in New Jersey, intending to stay fueled through my run into Times Square and on to Connecticut for a next-day business meeting.

Pulled up to the pump, unlatched the fuel lid on the bike, and grabbed the fuel handle on the hose at the pump.

Actually had the first 1/10th gallon in the tank, when the attendant arrived at a sprint in a dead panic.

I could NOT fuel my own bike, under penalty of law!

Dontcha just lurve those Unions, yas?

Kinda like I can't check specs for a liver n' onion plug n' play with Slap.

Surgeons Union or such. Go figure.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at January 31, 2019 01:38 AM (QzJWU)

574 I don't think the gas station attendants in NJ are unionised... I think it's just s state law...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 31, 2019 01:42 AM (CLcKT)

575 ...I don't think the gas station attendants in NJ are unionised... I think it's just s state law...


Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 31, 2019 01:42 AM (CLcKT)



Like in New Jersey, there's a difference?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 31, 2019 01:44 AM (QzJWU)

576 Actually had the first 1/10th gallon in the tank, when the attendant arrived at a sprint in a dead panic.

I could NOT fuel my own bike, under penalty of law!

Dontcha just lurve those Unions, yas?

Kinda like I can't check specs for a liver n' onion plug n' play with Slap.

Surgeons Union or such. Go figure.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at January 31, 2019 01:38 AM (QzJWU)

The laws against "pump your own gas" in New Jersey and in Oregon (partially repealed, apparently) are not at the behest of unions, but in the interest of "safety". Allegedly.


Since when did you ever see a union drone sprint toward work?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2019 01:45 AM (nPGq2)

577 > The laws against "pump your own gas" in New Jersey and in Oregon (partially repealed, apparently) are not at the behest of unions, but in the interest of "safety".

Because of the tens of thousands of gas stations in the other 48 states that burst into Apocalypse Now-style infernos every year due to people pumping their own gas.

Or something like that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 31, 2019 01:50 AM (zcatl)

578 A cure for cancer would be a glorious thing.
Good morning roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 31, 2019 01:50 AM (vbvxt)

579 Well, I am going to go to bed now. Got to be up at 0700 in case the city building inspector decides to arrive early. Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2019 01:52 AM (nPGq2)

580 My first job after high school was a gas station attendant.

So I guess that prepared me for pumping my own gas.

Posted by: rickl at January 31, 2019 01:53 AM (sdi6R)

581 The more I hear about New Jersey the less reason I ever have to go there.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 31, 2019 02:00 AM (vbvxt)

582 This moment, right now, is possibly the coldest moment in North America since the last Ice Age. Behold the temperature map:

http://hp2.wright-weather.com/icons/us_chill.gif

Literally ALL of the lower 48 states are entirely or partly in sub-freezing temperatures. (As are all of Canada and Alaska, obviously, but even parts of northern Mexico).

In the entire continent, only the southern tip of Florida, the southern tip of Texas, lower Arizona and the coast of California are above freezing right now.

I can't produce rems of data off the top of my head to prove my contention, but in my lifetime I can't remember ANY cold snap that blanketed the whole continent with such severe temperatures as this one has.

I challenge any Alarmist to DISprove my statement that this is the coldest the continent has been since the previous Ice Age. (That's how leftists argue, so I'm holding them to the same standard).

Not only are all 48 states freezing, but a majority of the are below zero -- extreme cold.

And always remember: In 2006, Al Gore was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize AND and Oscars for his prediction that snow would cease to exist on Earth by 2012.

Uh huh.

Posted by: zombie at January 31, 2019 02:03 AM (c+2jX)

583 I'm off to sleep now, in a ball of self-immolation flames from pouring my own bourbon.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 31, 2019 02:03 AM (QzJWU)

584 578 A cure for cancer would be a glorious thing.
Good morning roonz and roonettez!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 31, 2019 01:50 AM (vbvxt)

I believe what happened was we said "Fuck Cancer," and Israel said "Sure, here, hold our beers."

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 31, 2019 02:04 AM (NXsWM)

585
Question: Just how much product did Mannix put in that hair of his? Maybe that his secret of protecting against concussions from getting knocked out every episode.

All that hair product protects his brain somehow.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 31, 2019 02:07 AM (f1Vqw)

586 ...
I challenge any Alarmist to DISprove my statement that this is the coldest the continent has been since the previous Ice Age. (That's how leftists argue, so I'm holding them to the same standard).

Not only are all 48 states freezing, but a majority of the are below zero -- extreme cold.

And always remember: In 2006, Al Gore was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize AND and Oscars for his prediction that snow would cease to exist on Earth by 2012.

Uh huh.

Posted by: zombie at January 31, 2019 02:03 AM (c+2jX)




May I introduce you to my first ex-wife's mother?

Good thing she's long since passed. Her corpse has surely had time to warm up since then.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 31, 2019 02:08 AM (QzJWU)

587 Errr, zombie, you posted the wind chill map, not temperature...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 31, 2019 02:08 AM (7s3Gx)

588 Posted by: zombie at January 31, 2019 02:03 AM (c+2jX)

Actually, it's been thawing here in Anchorage for the past week. It will freeze up again this weekend, but it's been ridiculously warm here for January.

February will be colder than a nun's ass at Christmas, but the truth is that weather is what passes through.

Yeah, it's cold. It was so at the end of the 1800's, too. Go read Little House on the Prairie. It comes and goes.

Al Gore is an ass.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 31, 2019 02:09 AM (NXsWM)

589 Wind chill cannot be below freezing if air temperature is not below freezing. C'mon folks, it's just math.

Oh.

Forgot about math on the ONT.

Sorry.

My bad.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 31, 2019 02:11 AM (NXsWM)

590 The more I hear about New Jersey the less reason I ever have to go there.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter


Oh come on! They have some nice ... ... ... cows!

Posted by: Adriane the Modest Proposal Critic ... at January 31, 2019 02:12 AM (LPnfS)

591 Just to make sure I do not accidentally post as Splash

Posted by: logprof at January 31, 2019 02:12 AM (e7oj4)

592 ...Wind chill cannot be below freezing if air temperature is not below freezing. C'mon folks, it's just math.

Oh.

Forgot about math on the ONT.

Sorry.

My bad.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 31, 2019 02:11 AM (NXsWM)




Clearly, you've never been in a room with my ex.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 31, 2019 02:13 AM (QzJWU)

593 It's -39 degrees in Chicago right now, the perfect temperature for the racist Trump supporters to come out and turn you into a newt!

Posted by: Jussie Smollett at January 31, 2019 02:14 AM (tVQUs)

594 Al Gore is an ass.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 31, 2019 02:09 AM (NXsWM)

--tcn, you whiffed on a Dickensian opportunity to call Al Gore a ass.

Posted by: logprof at January 31, 2019 02:14 AM (e7oj4)

595 Wind chill cannot be below freezing if air temperature is not below freezing. C'mon folks, it's just math.

Oh.

Forgot about math on the ONT.

Sorry.

My bad.
Posted by: tcn in AK at J




that is not right

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 31, 2019 02:14 AM (MTjB1)

596 It's -39 degrees in Chicago right now, the perfect temperature for the racist Trump supporters to come out and turn you into a newt!
Posted by: Jussie Smollett



A NEWT?!?!??

Posted by: Adriane the Modest Proposal Critic ... at January 31, 2019 02:17 AM (LPnfS)

597 zzzzzz



Jim
Sunk Snooze Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 31, 2019 02:19 AM (QzJWU)

598 Winnipeg has crossed the point where Centigrade and Fahrenheit meet: -34C, -30F.

Don't miss that.

Posted by: logprof at January 31, 2019 02:20 AM (e7oj4)

599 It's a balmy 25 out, here.

Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2019 02:20 AM (D44AC)

600 Ugh, and wind chill -45 in Winterpeg

Yeesh

Posted by: logprof at January 31, 2019 02:21 AM (e7oj4)

601 When was Venezuela perhaps the wealthiest country in the world? Bloomberg: still an idiot.

Posted by: Undocumented at January 31, 2019 02:22 AM (3hIZX)

602 That crossing point is at -40...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 31, 2019 02:23 AM (7s3Gx)

603 (walks up to the AoSHq courtesy desk)
Can I get a wake-up call at 5am for room 4p please?
Thank you.

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2019 02:24 AM (/rm4P)

604 It's 57 degrees and pouring rain here in California. Slightly warmer than usual.

Posted by: Surfperch at January 31, 2019 02:25 AM (tVQUs)

605 when you get below a certain temperature, until the atmosphere liquifies, it does not really matter much. 10 below or 30 below, when you are dressed correctly it is the same.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 31, 2019 02:28 AM (MTjB1)

606 Gonna be 70 here in about 12 hours.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 31, 2019 02:28 AM (7s3Gx)

607 602 That crossing point is at -40...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 31, 2019 02:23 AM (7s3Gx)

--Been there, done that

Posted by: logprof at January 31, 2019 02:29 AM (e7oj4)

608 would much prefer 30 below than 70 above.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 31, 2019 02:29 AM (MTjB1)

609 Oh come on! They have some nice ... ... ... cows!

Posted by: Adriane the Modest Proposal Critic ... at January 31, 2019 02:12 AM (LPnfS)


I'm (originally) from Iowa. I know cows. But not in the way a man "knows" a woman, IYKWIM.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 31, 2019 02:34 AM (vbvxt)

610 You worry me, y5, you worry me a lot...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 31, 2019 02:35 AM (7s3Gx)

611 Have any state legislatures considered a state worker travel ban to New York state over their baby murder stance?

I mean I see the leftoids from Commifornia always imposing travel bans when some southern state bans trannies from hiking their skirts up and whipping their junk out in front 9 year old girls, why don't states ban official travel when NY state legalizes infanticide?

I think I'm going to write my state rep tomorrow and ask. They probably won't give a shit because they want to take the wife and kids up for a nice dinner and a Broadway show on my dime regardless of whether they are a few hundred yards from an infant beheading clinic, but I'm gonna ask nonetheless.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 31, 2019 02:38 AM (xhhAl)

612 You worry me, y5, you worry me a lot...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at J



weather is like free excitement when it is extreme, simply look at how everyone in the cold weather is going off over how cold it is? sure it is cold but everything is working more or less.

besides sex in cold weather is better. went through a really long cold streak when I was in college. was dating an uber cute blonde at the time. we were hitting the bars and parties even though it was 40 below every night. she was freezing from the time we left to go home until we got home and wanted nothing more when we got home than to bet naked, work out her hypothermia skills until she was warm enough to have sex then have sex all night.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 31, 2019 02:40 AM (MTjB1)

613 Easier for a guy to deal with the chill than a woman: Women can dress pretty damn hoochie (legs exposed, boobs halfway hanging out, bare arms) and still have it deemed "professional" while guys have to have their leashes on, so of course the chicks will complain about how cold the office is.

Oh yeah, there's *totally* no double standard.

Posted by: logprof at January 31, 2019 02:40 AM (e7oj4)

614 I know cows.

I don't : - )))

But I read in a 'how to make home made cheese' book about Jersey cows have high butterfat % in their milk, so good for certain cheeses.

Posted by: Adriane the Modest Proposal Critic ... at January 31, 2019 02:41 AM (LPnfS)

615 Easier for a guy to deal with the chill than a woman: Women can dress pretty damn hoochie (legs exposed, boobs halfway hanging out, bare arms) and still have it deemed "professional" while guys have to have their leashes on, so of course the chicks will complain about how cold the office is.

Oh yeah, there's *totally* no double standard.


Posted by: logprof at J



even worse since everyone went casual. lots of people do not understand the difference between casual and slovenly.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 31, 2019 02:42 AM (MTjB1)

616 Easier for a guy to deal with the chill than a woman: Women can dress pretty damn hoochie (legs exposed, boobs halfway hanging out, bare arms) and still have it deemed "professional" while guys have to have their leashes on, so of course the chicks will complain about how cold the office is.

Oh yeah, there's *totally* no double standard.


Posted by: logprof at J





two words - sweater puppies. everyone wins.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 31, 2019 02:43 AM (MTjB1)

617 even worse since everyone went casual. lots of people do not understand the difference between casual and slovenly.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 31, 2019 02:42 AM (MTjB1)

--LMAO, I just had the image of the cover of the Dilbert collection Casual Day Has Gone Too Far in my head, with Wally wearing a tutu, and another guy buck naked walking around the office.

Posted by: logprof at January 31, 2019 02:45 AM (e7oj4)

618

All "wind chill" factor is an attempt to measure how much wind speed lowers the "apparent temperature" humans perceive.

That is, the wind chill temperature is what the temperature of still would have to be to cause as much heat loss to a typical human as the given temperature and wind speed conditions.

The current formula for the US in F is this:

T_w = 35.74 + 0.6215*T - 35.75*v^(0.16) + 0.4275*T*v^(0.16)

where T is ambient temperature and v is wind speed in mph.

That's complicated, and just empirical attempt. Different countries use different models. Canadian wind chill is not the same as ours.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 31, 2019 02:45 AM (f1Vqw)

619 two words - sweater puppies. everyone wins.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 31, 2019 02:43 AM (MTjB1)

--To quote TMQ: Everyone looks good in a sweater.

Posted by: logprof at January 31, 2019 02:46 AM (e7oj4)

620 even more, girls in cold weather, they are all soft, and smooth and warm underneath those bulky clothes.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 31, 2019 02:50 AM (MTjB1)

621 But I read in a 'how to make home made cheese' book about Jersey cows have high butterfat % in their milk, so good for certain cheeses.
Posted by: Adriane the Modest Proposal Critic ... at January 31, 2019 02:41 AM (LPnfS)

I hate to break this to you, but Jersey Cows are from the Isle of Jersey in England, not New Jersey.

Posted by: Surfperch at January 31, 2019 02:54 AM (tVQUs)

622 G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel at January 31, 2019 02:56 AM (Ckg4U)

623 'Night Slap!

Posted by: Surfperch at January 31, 2019 02:57 AM (tVQUs)

624 A small team of Israeli scientists think they might have found the first complete cure for cancer.

If this is true (and I really, really, highly doubt it - really) then tobacco stocks are going to go through the roof!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 31, 2019 03:01 AM (jlKn3)

625 Canadian wind chill is not the same as ours.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 31, 2019 02:45 AM (f1Vqw)


Well .. they have that fvcked-up metric wind chill shit. And 0° is a friggin joke, there ... like most things.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 31, 2019 03:06 AM (jlKn3)

626 I hate to break this to you, but Jersey Cows are from the Isle of Jersey in England, not New Jersey.

shhh. Don't tell GGE...

Posted by: Adriane the Modest Proposal Critic ... at January 31, 2019 03:21 AM (LPnfS)

627 Hmm. Looks like a group of Yellow Vesters staging a landing.
Posted by: Mike Hamme

I thought the guy on the left farted, and the others were trying to get some air.

Posted by: JT at January 31, 2019 03:26 AM (Snpq6)

628 That sailboat.

All that rail meat.


Been there, done that.


Umm, when is the skipper going to tack? That's a reef on port! Where's that flask?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 31, 2019 03:27 AM (sy5kK)

629 126
Good evening,



The abortion news saddens me. It is strange to me that people choose
evil. The sense that I get from current events is that the battle lines
are being clearly drawn. People will be made to choose one side or
another. All of our "little" choices will determine our side when the
time for choosing comes.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel with a MAGA hat at January 30, 2019 10:18 PM (IDhUW)

I was in a rage after watching the video of the NY and VA legislatures, and Cuomo. I want to thank you, AmericanKestrel with a MAGA hat, for helping me focus on the facts of this, not the emotions.

But I am not without emotion. I have wept at their actions. And I wept at our future.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 31, 2019 03:36 AM (sy5kK)

630
Good
Morning Morons

Posted by: Vic at January 31, 2019 03:48 AM (mpXpK)

631 I'm sorry, that seems cheap and easy.



Posted by: Chicago Unions at January 31, 2019 01:23 AM (Rz2Nc)
---
that's what we thought.

Posted by: IHRA at January 31, 2019 03:48 AM (QcCSi)

632 Good Morning, Vic // Good Night, Vic ...
: -))

Posted by: Adriane the Modest Proposal Critic ... at January 31, 2019 04:15 AM (LPnfS)

633 Mornin' all

Hope it's warmer by you Vic than it is here!
-25 right now.
Yesterday the cold even stopped the mail!

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 31, 2019 04:24 AM (ucbWB)

634 @116

The question of abortion has brought us to a place where the differences cannot be surmounted.

Conservatives, ie, normal people see abortion as murder and an abomination.


Progressives, ie, monsters, have elevated abortion to being the fullest expression of woman's liberty and autonomy and a great many woman, especially single women have adopted this stance.


All of this is further compounded by the fact that the SCOTUS has removed any discussion of abortion from democratic or representative consideration, entirely on the pro-life side, it would seem that the pro-murder side is now emboldened to let their freak flag fly.


We ain't voting our way out of this.

Posted by: Marduk's Gyoza at January 31, 2019 04:29 AM (AOWT7)

635 Henlo Frens

Posted by: Royalist Pikachu at January 31, 2019 04:38 AM (sORD+)

636 "Henlo Frens"

Sounds like the name of a Star wars character.

Posted by: RickZ at January 31, 2019 04:48 AM (Y8PSl)

637 31 below, actual temp, NW IL. But it's better than yesterday's 26 below with 40MPH winds. We're moving in the right direction. May hit 0 today for a high!

Posted by: lizabth at January 31, 2019 04:48 AM (RFh5Y)

638 My tablet is reporting its 3 degress here

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2019 04:49 AM (/rm4P)

639

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 31, 2019 04:52 AM (Xqo6t)

640 @634 Trying to figure a way to deal with abortion-loving freak-flaggers in daily life. You know: neighbors, acquaintances, family Do we shun these people? Or do we just continue the mantra 'everyone has their own truth'?

Posted by: lizabth at January 31, 2019 04:52 AM (RFh5Y)

641 -29 F here.

Made some hot cocoa w/coffee jes' because it tastes good.
I wrote a song, it goes

I fvcking hate winter...
I fvcking hate winter.
I fvcking hate winter...
I fvcking hate winter.

Chorus: I fvcking hate winter

repeat

Posted by: Common Tater at January 31, 2019 04:53 AM (WgTfj)

642 >>>618

All "wind chill" factor is an attempt to measure how much wind speed lowers the "apparent temperature" humans perceive.

That is, the wind chill temperature is what the temperature of still would have to be to cause as much heat loss to a typical human as the given temperature and wind speed conditions.

The current formula for the US in F is this:

T_w = 35.74 + 0.6215*T - 35.75*v^(0.16) + 0.4275*T*v^(0.16)

where T is ambient temperature and v is wind speed in mph.

That's complicated, and just empirical attempt. Different countries use different models. Canadian wind chill is not the same as ours.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 31, 2019 02:45 AM (f1Vqw)

__________
Yes and it's probably an issue of what's useful to the end users - normies.

The technically useful term should be a rate of heat transfer due to a combination of ambient temperature, wind speed and moisture taking into account conduction, convection, radiation, and the enthalpy of vaporization from skin moisture.

From that you can calculate how quickly your exposed surface skin area will lose heat and it's equivalent rate of temperature drop.

But no one but autists would understand or do the calc or make used of the results. Even with aspreadsheet.

So imperfect wind-chill temperature gets used instead.

Damn normies.

Posted by: Royalist Pikachu - Engineering Stuff at January 31, 2019 04:53 AM (sORD+)

643 Trying to figure a way to deal with abortion-loving freak-flaggers in daily life.

Posted by: lizabth at January 31, 2019 04:52 AM (RFh5Y)


Ask them if they support the death penalty. Most people FOR abortion are AGAINST the death penalty; I don't know why that is, it just is. If the freak-flaggers in your life are like this, then state: 'So, you don't support the execution of an adult, convicted in a trial of first degree murder, usually with special circumstances like robbery, rape, kidnapping, etc., but you support the murder of innocents who have committed no crime and had no trial? Square that circle for me.'

Posted by: RickZ at January 31, 2019 04:59 AM (Y8PSl)

644 I don't have eff ewe money, but if I did, I would buy 2 DVD copies of the Gosnell movie and send them to every public library in the United States.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 31, 2019 05:00 AM (sy5kK)

645 @640
Well, roughly half the country is copacetic with the Democrat agenda, as are the courts as well as the zeitgeist.
So shunning a group that large is going to be impossible.

And at the speed the left is pushing things, I have a feeling that very soon, the question of infanticide is going to be a low order problem.

Posted by: Marduk's Gyoza at January 31, 2019 05:00 AM (AOWT7)

646 Working outside isn't too bad in cold weather. By that I mean down to about freezing. And by working I mean as in physical exertion. It's fairly comfortable to reach an equilibrium. Sweating is worse, it is extremely uncomfortable if one sweats buckets as I do. High humidity and high temperatures are miserable. Thankfully in Iowa we have both, with up to two or three weeks annually that is actually nice weather.

Once it gets cold cold, below about 10 F or thereabouts, everything becomes a real big pain in the ass. With high winds it becomes dangerous.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 31, 2019 05:01 AM (WgTfj)

647 So from the news reports it looks like Day 1 of the border security negotiations are off to an awful start. Democrats still stuck on no Wall, no where. Want CUTS to ICE budget, limiting their ability to detain criminals and asylum crossers by slashing the number of facility beds by 50%. If by next week its clear this is going nowhere, Trump should just open the Govt. early and go ahead with the declaration of National Emergency. Dealing with today's Democrats can only make the immigration enforcement policies worse, IMO.

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 31, 2019 05:01 AM (Xqo6t)

648 Saturday back into high 30's and 50' s next week.
I would have been out the door by now but got called to go back to late start job.

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2019 05:04 AM (/rm4P)

649 Morning all

sipping a latte at the Admiral's Club at Newark Airport. Going to Florida so I did not bring a heavy warm coat and it was a tad cold this AM.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2019 05:05 AM (fVwM/)

650 Definitely better this morning due to lower winds, either that or I'm getting used to it

Have a good day all, be safe.

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 31, 2019 05:06 AM (ucbWB)

651 Rush was saying without using the word that the wall is the Democrats MacGuffin, anything President Trump is for they are against mainly as a way to defeat him.

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2019 05:10 AM (/rm4P)

652 @643 That's a good idea.

Posted by: lizabth at January 31, 2019 05:11 AM (RFh5Y)

653 Watching CNN at the airport lounge..Jesus

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2019 05:12 AM (fVwM/)

654 @645 You're probably quite right.

Posted by: lizabth at January 31, 2019 05:12 AM (RFh5Y)

655 lizabth-

Did your dog's glasses frost up this morning ?

Posted by: JT at January 31, 2019 05:12 AM (Snpq6)

656 NGU bad traveler, always look at weather where you are going.

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2019 05:12 AM (/rm4P)

657 >>>Ask them if they support the death penalty. Most people FOR abortion are AGAINST the death penalty; I don't know why that is, it just is. If the freak-flaggers in your life are like this, then state: 'So, you don't support the execution of an adult, convicted in a trial of first degree murder, usually with special circumstances like robbery, rape, kidnapping, etc., but you support the murder of innocents who have committed no crime and had no trial? Square that circle for me.'
Posted by: RickZ at January 31, 2019 04:59 AM (Y8PSl)

_________

I understand what you are getting at and agree with your logic.

And at the same time, asking someone to recognize their own hypocrisy is usually unpersuasive because no one enjoys admitting fault - they'd rather rationalize a reason why this topic is the exception. And our goal isn't to be technically correct, it's to persuade the opposition to change the their mind.

And the first step is to agree with them on something, anything thats true. Then get them to imagine a choice is possible, then asking them to see the choice, then ask them, if they made that choice how would they see the world differently and how, with their permission l, they might look at the issue through their new perspective.

Basic pattern below.

"We can all agree that choice is important while simultaneously recognizing that murder is bad even if we sometimes see differently on what it is. So what happens if you imagine that abortion is murder? Even if you don't, a person can put themselves in the position of someone who honestly does - we agree that would change things. A person may have a different perspective - can you see it? So with your permission - how would you feel differently about abortion in that light?"

Posted by: Royalist Pikachu - Engineering Stuff at January 31, 2019 05:15 AM (sORD+)

658 Warren said, I believe in capitalism. I see the wealth that can be produced but lets be really clear, capitalism without rules is theft.

Yeah Pochahantaus let's be clear--what the fuck does that mean. What a load of horse shit

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2019 05:15 AM (fVwM/)

659 Trying to decide, French toast or ham,egg and cheese on a English muffin.

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2019 05:15 AM (/rm4P)

660 NGU bad traveler, always look at weather where you are going.
Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2019 05:12 AM (/rm4P)

I did. It is pretty nice in Jax Florida- 50/60 so that is why I am not shlepping a large warm coat...Just was a tad cold up here in NJ getting to the Airport

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2019 05:16 AM (fVwM/)

661 Warren is channeling her inner Lenin.

Fk'n communist

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2019 05:16 AM (/rm4P)

662 I just realized that Trump is giving the SOTU on the same day as Chinese New Year. Crazy!

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 31, 2019 05:17 AM (Xqo6t)

663 Off engineering suffix sock

Posted by: Royalist Pikachu at January 31, 2019 05:17 AM (sORD+)

664 Trying to decide, French toast or ham,egg and cheese on a English muffin.
Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2019 05:15 AM (/rm4P)

French Toast.

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 31, 2019 05:18 AM (Xqo6t)

665 Yeah Pochahantaus let's be clear--what the fuck does that mean. What a load of horse shit
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Some people read tea leaves and some people like to curl up with a good road apple.

Posted by: JT at January 31, 2019 05:19 AM (Snpq6)

666 Road apples.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2019 05:21 AM (ycWCI)

667 So many good euphemisms lost to the sands of time.

Like tears in the rain...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2019 05:22 AM (ycWCI)

668 Trying to decide, French toast or ham,egg and cheese on a English muffin.
Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2019 05:15 AM (/rm4P)


Hum my choices here at the Admiral's Club: Cold Hard Boiled egg, toast, shitty hot cereal, shitty cold cereal, crappy looking fruit. But the coffee is fine

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2019 05:22 AM (fVwM/)

669 Trying to decide, French toast or ham,egg and cheese on a English muffin.
Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2019 05:15 AM (/rm4P)

French Toast.
Posted by: Serious Cat

Ok, if he's not gonna use the ham egg 'n cheese on the muffin, I'll take it.

To make more room for him to cook.

Posted by: JT at January 31, 2019 05:22 AM (Snpq6)

670 @651
Rush's insight is a little silly and he should know better.
The sole purpose of a political party is to gain power to advance the interests and policy preferences of it's voters and the party generally and to act and work in such a way as to deny and frustrate your opposition and their voters and prevent them from advancing their policy preferences.

So the Donks are doing what a political party should do, properly understood with regards to what a political parties function is.


Right now there are only two main oppositional forces, the Democrat Party and Donald Trump.

The GOP to the extent they are relevant at all, are acting as an oppositonal force towards Trump and his supporters and the GOP base generally.

Basically, we're screwed and I don't see a way out of it.


Posted by: Marduk's Gyoza at January 31, 2019 05:23 AM (AOWT7)

671 I also have breakfast dessert, donuts

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2019 05:24 AM (/rm4P)

672 Amazon boss Jeff Bezos has launched an inquiry to find out how the National Enquirer got hold of his racy text messages to girlfriend Lauren Sanchez, the Daily Beast reports.

Hum? Hey why not ask your pal mueller?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2019 05:24 AM (fVwM/)

673 664 Trying to decide, French toast or ham,egg and cheese on a English muffin.
----------

Embrace the power of "And"!

Poached egg w/runny yolks on English muffin lots of butter, simple, and always tastes good. Coarse sea salt on them is real tasty.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 31, 2019 05:24 AM (WgTfj)

674 666 Road apples.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2019 05:21 AM (ycWCI)


I like to stick a door knob on the end to make a biodegradable eco-friendly green butt-plug.

Great for long commutes or general boredom!

Posted by: Shep! at January 31, 2019 05:25 AM (iHOuN)

675 Basically, we're screwed and I don't see a way out of it.


Posted by: Marduk's Gyoza at January 31, 2019 05:23 AM (AOWT7)

Hey your 100% but I don't usually announce it till after noon when I also start drinking.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2019 05:26 AM (fVwM/)

676 I just realized that Trump is giving the SOTU on the same day as Chinese New Year. Crazy!
Posted by: Serious Cat

And an hour later, he'll give ANOTHER one !

Posted by: JT at January 31, 2019 05:29 AM (Snpq6)

677 @675
I would say you should start stocking up on what ever is your preferred hooch because at the rate the Donks are pushing their agenda, Venezuala style government is not too far off.

Posted by: Marduk's Gyoza at January 31, 2019 05:29 AM (AOWT7)

678 @657 That's very helpful, esp in the light of the basic mental and emotional instability of so many freak-flaggers. Thank you!

Posted by: lizabth at January 31, 2019 05:30 AM (RFh5Y)

679 @ 655 LOL...no, they just fogged up a bit.

Posted by: lizabth at January 31, 2019 05:31 AM (RFh5Y)

680 I have a public service announcement
Its the last day of January, take down or at least turn off the Christmas lights.

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2019 05:33 AM (/rm4P)

681 Its the last day of January, take down or at least turn off the Christmas lights.
Posted by: Skip

I can't, the outlet and timers are outside. You want them off, you go out in 18 inches of snow and -40 windchill.

Posted by: Bruce at January 31, 2019 05:38 AM (8ikIW)

682 Making the ham, egg and cheese muffin, fried the ham a little, fried egg put ham and Havarti on top to melt.

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2019 05:39 AM (/rm4P)

683 I would say you should start stocking up on what ever is your preferred hooch because at the rate the Donks are pushing their agenda, Venezuala style government is not too far off.
---------

Difficult to make predictions, especially about the future ha ha, but if history is any guide things usually happen very, very quickly. And that's what's crucial to understand, when things go sideways it can and often will happen virtually overnight. Since we are obviously in some unstable times this is likely. Hooch would be a luxury item and the least of your worries.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 31, 2019 05:39 AM (WgTfj)

684 Good news!

Yesterday they said this mornings windchill would be -50.

It's -44. I feel much warmer now

Posted by: Bruce at January 31, 2019 05:40 AM (8ikIW)

685 I have a public service announcement
Its the last day of January, take down or at least turn off the Christmas lights.

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2019 05:33 AM (/rm4P)


Hell no!

Posted by: Lazy Assed People's Local # 1143 at January 31, 2019 05:41 AM (Y8PSl)

686 I have a public service announcement
Its the last day of January, take down or at least turn off the Christmas lights.
Posted by: Skip

Some people leave 'em up all year.

Posted by: JT at January 31, 2019 05:43 AM (Snpq6)

687 Good news!

Yesterday they said this mornings windchill would be -50.

It's -44. I feel much warmer now
Posted by: Bruce at January 31, 2019 05:40 AM (8ikIW)

Maybe a little Polar Bear action?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2019 05:44 AM (fVwM/)

688
And at the same time, asking someone to recognize
their own hypocrisy is usually unpersuasive because no one enjoys
admitting fault - they'd rather rationalize a reason why this topic is
the exception. And our goal isn't to be technically correct, it's to
persuade the opposition to change the their mind.






Posted by: Royalist Pikachu - Engineering Stuff at January 31, 2019 05:15 AM (sORD+

=====

Do you think women who abort should be charged with murder?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2019 05:45 AM (13CQC)

689 I can't, the outlet and timers are outside. You want them off, you go out in 18 inches of snow and -40 windchill.
Posted by: Bruce

Where's Godzilla when ya need him ?

Posted by: JT at January 31, 2019 05:45 AM (Snpq6)

690 Bruce...funny thing for us: we don't use our furnace too much, as we heat with a wood-stove most of the time. But during this horrendous cold, we stopped burning wood and relied on the big furnace entirely.

It's never been so warm, in winter, all throughout our house...68 degrees round the clock!

I was kicking off my flannel sheets, quilt, down comforter AND wool blanket in the night. Too hot to sleep well. Looking forward to going back to our spartan ways.

Posted by: lizabth at January 31, 2019 05:46 AM (RFh5Y)

691 Germany, France and Britain have officially set up a European mechanism to facilitate non-dollar trade with Iran and circumvent US sanctions, two diplomats said on Thursday.

Let's send them a bill for WW2

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2019 05:47 AM (fVwM/)

692 Thats why I added turn them off, poor planning if you didn't get them down yet. I can't say I have seen a Christmas tree lit up in a window in the early commute in a few weeks.

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2019 05:48 AM (/rm4P)

693 WASHINGTON - Warning letters in hand, Zach Rybarczyk patrolled the food court at Union Station, looking for offenders.

rapist no
murderers nope
child molester no way
organized retail crime nah!

Straws Yep!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 31, 2019 05:48 AM (JFO2v)

694 I was kicking off my flannel sheets, quilt, down comforter AND wool blanket in the night. Too hot to sleep well. Looking forward to going back to our spartan ways.
Posted by: lizabth

Usually keep the house at 70 thru the day. But at night, the temp is set to go to 64. Lotsa blankets on the bed is the way I like to sleep in the winter.
Plus, you move a little quicker in the morning to get downstairs to make coffee.

Posted by: Bruce at January 31, 2019 05:49 AM (8ikIW)

695 If people take their Christmas lights down then how are the rest of us supposed to give directions?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at January 31, 2019 05:49 AM (xyung)

696 >>>678 @657 That's very helpful, esp in the light of the basic mental and emotional instability of so many freak-flaggers. Thank you!
Posted by: lizabth at January 31, 2019 05:30 AM (RFh5Y)
_______
Thank you.
I'm professionally trained in hypnosis and that's a somewhat standard pattern to ask for change in a belief system adapted to this case. It's not perfect, of course.

There's a lot of going on in it, and generally there will be resistance at each step, which will have to be disarmed one way used there is by agreeing with whatever the strawman objections becomes

"Yes, I understand that women are not slaves and none of us want that - and a person may simultaneously recognize that and a world where there is honest pro-life perspective, can they not?"

Posted by: Royalist Pikachu at January 31, 2019 05:49 AM (sORD+)

697 Let's send them a bill for WW2
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2019 05:47 AM (fVwM/)

How about just takin care of the families of the 410k killed and 600k wounded Americans?

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 31, 2019 05:52 AM (JFO2v)

698 Ask them if they support the death penalty. Most people FOR abortion are AGAINST the death penalty; I don't know why that is, it just is. If the freak-flaggers in your life are like this, then state: 'So, you don't support the execution of an adult, convicted in a trial of first degree murder, usually with special circumstances like robbery, rape, kidnapping, etc., but you support the murder of innocents who have committed no crime and had no trial? Square that circle for me.'

Posted by: RickZ at January 31, 2019 04:59 AM (Y8PSl)


That's easy Rick. It's because they are specifically ANTI-morality. It's not that they have some weird moral sense or that they are amoral. They are just ANTI-moral. They hate whatever their society holds dear - specifically to be perverse assholes. That is all they aspire to - that and general nihilism.

Leftists look for the most perverse and insane positions and then adopt them, specifically because they are so perverse and insane. That is what they are all about. Because they have seriously perverse and lunatic father issues. Of course, with perverse lunatics like that for kids who could blame a father for feeling disappointed and ashamed of them?

Leftists blame all of us for their being alive.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 31, 2019 05:52 AM (jaEZX)

699 Thats why I added turn them off, poor planning if you didn't get them down yet.

Okay, I guess I could go and turn off the circuit breakers instead of wading thru the snow to get to the outlets and timers outside.

It's an old house. Not sure what else might be hooked up the that circuit though. If something important gets turned off and the wife complains I'll just say...

It's all Skips fault

Posted by: Bruce at January 31, 2019 05:53 AM (8ikIW)

700 Also, I really, REALLY dislike our new way of making stupid words and phrases to sound "let me be clear" smart. From the Israel link:

"They are just two of a growing number of faculty who choose to privilege their own personal politics above the academic welfare of their
students."

WTF? Are we just making stuff up now?

I choose to pork n' beans this new BS way of not using thousands of perfectly good words to styrofoam my thoughts because I'm either lazy or can't be bothered to write out what I actually mean.

Hate, hate, hate.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at January 31, 2019 05:53 AM (xyung)

701 We set our furnace to 57 for winter nights. I know going back to that now is going to take a bit of adjustment, haha. But we'll do it when the weather warms over the weekend.

It'll be great to get back to normal. So to speak.

Posted by: lizabth at January 31, 2019 05:54 AM (RFh5Y)

702 @688
After viability, absolutely.
There is virtually no medical reason to abort a viable fetus, none.
Abortion to the extent it can be tolerated by a morally civil society should be relegated to pre-viability and not a nano second after.

You don't want a baby, fine, there are thousands of couples who are incapable of having children and are looking to adopt.
There are roughly 1.5 million abortions a year yet there are roughly two million couples that are seeking adoptions, a moral society would be able to square that circle.

However we no longer live in a moral society.

Posted by: Marduk's Gyoza at January 31, 2019 05:54 AM (AOWT7)

703 It'll be great to get back to normal. So to speak.
Posted by: lizabth

Normal is all over the place.

Supposed to be +51 degrees here on Monday.
So an 75 degree temp shift.

Posted by: Bruce at January 31, 2019 05:55 AM (8ikIW)

704 >>>
Do you think women who abort should be charged with murder?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2019 05:45 AM (13CQC)
________
No one here has made that claim, and we can all see the vast space between that extreme and the extremes of post birth abortions. So let's stay in that area because if we're talking about changing a person's mind not thinking past the sale once a their mind changes.

Posted by: Royalist Pikachu at January 31, 2019 05:56 AM (sORD+)

705 "Choose to privilege".
Good grief..that's asinine.

Posted by: lizabth at January 31, 2019 05:57 AM (RFh5Y)

706 Here Rashaadhole on linkedin

https://www.linkedin.com/in/rashaad-thomas-50644719/

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 31, 2019 05:58 AM (JFO2v)

707
This is fun. Queen Beatrix of The Netherlands attends a symphony concert. The Muslim conductor starts lecturing her. The orchestra wordlessly gets up and walks off the stage, the audience applauds, and the conductor is escorted out.

http://www.safeshare.tv/w/cqjiYhtiXs

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2019 05:59 AM (13CQC)

708 I hope Fen survived the antique oatmeal.

Posted by: JT at January 31, 2019 05:59 AM (Snpq6)

709 CNN is non stop hate PDT...I fuckin hate them

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2019 05:59 AM (fVwM/)

710 Gonna be a mess of a melt-off, Bruce!

We have snow piles 12 feet high lining our rural roads.
The toxic patriarchs of the township will be out again today with the graders and end-loaders making 'em even taller.

Posted by: lizabth at January 31, 2019 05:59 AM (RFh5Y)

711 Finally got caught up on the Smollett story, there was a another unverified story of immigration hate in the People's republic of New Jersey a few days ago. A waitress gets a receipt with No tips for immigrants written on it. Cash paid, no video recorded, only the word of the waitress. Both Philadelphia radio shows called bu ll shit on the story.

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2019 06:00 AM (/rm4P)

712
No one here has made that claim,

Posted by: Royalist Pikachu at January 31, 2019 05:56 AM (sORD+

====

I'm not saying anyone has. I'm wondering why they wouldn't.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2019 06:01 AM (13CQC)

713 >>>707
This is fun. Queen Beatrix of The Netherlands attends a symphony concert. The Muslim conductor starts lecturing her. The orchestra wordlessly gets up and walks off the stage, the audience applauds, and the conductor is escorted out.

http://www.safeshare.tv/w/cqjiYhtiXs
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2019 05:59 AM (13CQC)
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Royalist Pikachu approves

Posted by: Royalist Pikachu at January 31, 2019 06:01 AM (sORD+)

714 Okay...maybe 12 feet is an exaggeration. More like eight.

Posted by: lizabth at January 31, 2019 06:02 AM (RFh5Y)

715 We have snow piles 12 feet high lining our rural roads.
The toxic patriarchs of the township will be out again today with the graders and end-loaders making 'em even taller.
Posted by: lizabth

That's a lot of snow.
The parking lots around here have maybe 20 foot high piles of snow. If I were a kid....

Posted by: Bruce at January 31, 2019 06:02 AM (8ikIW)

716 >>>
I'm not saying anyone has. I'm wondering why they wouldn't.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2019 06:01 AM (13CQC)
________
Surely you can imagine one of the reasons even if you don't yet agree with it because there's a lot of them.

Posted by: Royalist Pikachu at January 31, 2019 06:02 AM (sORD+)

717 That's a lot of snow.
The parking lots around here have maybe 20 foot high piles of snow. If I were a kid....
Posted by: Bruce at January 31, 2019 06:02 AM (8ikIW)

Every kid dreams of running headfirst into a pile of snow like it was a pile of leaves.

Many a dream has died when that kid has rushed headlong into a pile of mostly ice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2019 06:05 AM (ycWCI)

718 Oh, and Skip..I'm just messing with you.
We took our lights down about 3 weeks ago during a warm spell. We could see the weather starting to crap up. Good thing too. We didn't get our usual mid January thaw.

Posted by: Bruce at January 31, 2019 06:05 AM (8ikIW)

719 Every kid dreams of running headfirst into a pile of snow like it was a pile of leaves.

Many a dream has died when that kid has rushed headlong into a pile of mostly ice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Back in '67, we had the 24 inch storm hit. The school had snow piled high by the parking lot. I remember have snow forts and a running Saturday afternoon snowball fight(s) with a bunch of other kids

Posted by: Bruce at January 31, 2019 06:08 AM (8ikIW)

720 Yeah...a lot of the snow from the fields blew onto the roads, making massive drifts. Everyday the plows and such have been by, piling it higher and high along the roads. It's like driving down a canyon in spots.

Posted by: lizabth at January 31, 2019 06:08 AM (RFh5Y)

721 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 31, 2019 06:09 AM (u82oZ)

722 No one here has made that claim,

Posted by: Royalist Pikachu at January 31, 2019 05:56 AM (sORD+

====

I'm not saying anyone has. I'm wondering why they wouldn't.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2019 06:01 AM (13CQC)


I'll weigh in.

You kill a baby after surviving an abortion, or kill a born baby 'after a discussion', then that's murder. Period. But I also think killing a viable fetus is murder. There are cases where a pregnant woman has been murdered and the perp is charged with two counts of murder, the woman's murder as well as the death of her unborn child.

How are we as a society any better than the Spartans and their treatment of unwanted babies?

Posted by: RickZ at January 31, 2019 06:09 AM (Y8PSl)

723 707 no surprise to me that happened by the conductor, the orchestra did surprise me. Finally someone showing they are not going to be a part of it. They might still get some kind of censure, we wil see.

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2019 06:10 AM (/rm4P)

724 Yeah...a lot of the snow from the fields blew onto the roads, making massive drifts. Everyday the plows and such have been by, piling it higher and high along the roads. It's like driving down a canyon in spots.
Posted by: lizabth

That's always fun. People pulling out onto the road and can't see whats coming

Posted by: Bruce at January 31, 2019 06:10 AM (8ikIW)

725 I hope Fen survived the antique oatmeal.
Posted by: JT at January 31, 2019 05:59 AM (Snpq6)

LOL. Yes; I did. Thanks for asking.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2019 06:12 AM (AllCR)

726 7 ℉. It's a heat wave after yesterday morning.

Do not get me started on wind chill. Probably started buy North Face and Patagonia marketing reps.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 31, 2019 06:12 AM (u82oZ)

727 FenelonSpoke is tough. I never doubted she would win the Oatmeal Challenge of '19.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 31, 2019 06:13 AM (u82oZ)

728 The moon between the two planets is a beautiful sight this morning if it's clear enough to see where you are.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2019 06:13 AM (AllCR)

729
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and shame the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2019 06:14 AM (LsBY9)

730 Good Morning, Glories!

Here's to all the Mommy's and Daddy's who do their best to parent the Kiddies.

Maybe we should praise the behavior we want repeated.

Posted by: ALH at January 31, 2019 06:14 AM (/Z/Su)

731
Now streaming the Symphony No. 5 in D minor of Felix Mendelssohn, with the Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra conducted by Lorin Maazel.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2019 06:15 AM (LsBY9)

732 Bruce, yeah, esp when some folks are taking their big trucks 80 miles an hour down the ice-covered road.

Posted by: lizabth at January 31, 2019 06:16 AM (RFh5Y)

733 The moon between the two planets is a beautiful sight this morning if it's clear enough to see where you are.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2019 06:13 AM (AllCR

So that's what that was! I noticed particularly bright stars next to the moon, but then couldn't figure out why the rest of the night sky wasn't as clear.

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 31, 2019 06:16 AM (Xqo6t)

734 no surprise to me that happened by the conductor, the orchestra did surprise me. Finally someone showing they are not going to be a part of it. They might still get some kind of censure, we wil see.
Posted by: Skip

No bacon for a week !

Posted by: JT at January 31, 2019 06:16 AM (Snpq6)

735 713 >>>707
This is fun. Queen Beatrix of The Netherlands attends a symphony concert.

I think all public event should start with the naming and shaming, follow by handin out the letters for the R(acist), T(ransphobic), A(ntiabortionist), etc people in the audience. Maybe even a public flogging of a mansplainer or manspreader.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 31, 2019 06:17 AM (JFO2v)

736 Bruce, yeah, esp when some folks are taking their big trucks 80 miles an hour down the ice-covered road.
Posted by: lizabth

Between some of those folks that think because they have 4 wheel drive that they can stop on a dime and the ones with AWD that think that means 4WD and can do the same thing, it's nutty driving.

Posted by: Bruce at January 31, 2019 06:18 AM (8ikIW)

737 Hadrian the Seventh

Streaming your gift of Lady Radnor's Suite by Perry, conducted by Sir Adrian Boult. Very soothing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 31, 2019 06:19 AM (u82oZ)

738 Fenelon..that is an extremely beautiful sight.

Last night the moon and planets looked so cold and brutal. This morning, the moon looks a touch gold and warm.

Or maybe that's just my optimism, as the brutal cold is almost over.
It would be a dandy time to have the telescope out, if it wasn't for the extreme cold.

Posted by: lizabth at January 31, 2019 06:20 AM (RFh5Y)

739 My three outdoor thermometers were reading -3, 1 and 5 F this morning at 0600 31JAN2019. I'm going to believe that the first two are out of calibration!

I have lived in Sadly, NoVA for over 30 years in the same hovel, and 5 F is the lowest temperature I've ever seen here. Sure glad Al Gore has been looking out for me.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 31, 2019 06:21 AM (f3oO4)

740 Gonna start work preps early.

Stay blessed, everyone, and may your roads be clear of snow, ice, and those YOLO guys driving Pintos too fast.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 31, 2019 06:23 AM (u82oZ)

741
Salty

Everyone looks down their snooty noses at so-called "Victorian composers" like Stanford and Parry, but I get so much pleasure listening to their music. No, not Bach-Beethoven-Mozart level but very solid, tuneful and touching. And that, for me, is worth all of Boulez, Xenakis and Stockhausen.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2019 06:23 AM (LsBY9)

742 Posted by: lizabth at January 31, 2019 06:20 AM (RFh5Y)

Sky was remarkably clear here but the darn automatic sensor lights came on and killed my night vision.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 31, 2019 06:23 AM (f3oO4)

743 Measles What the fuck kind of turd world shithole has the country become? Funny that the science of immunity (Adams has his family exposed to small pox) is rejected by many Progressives.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 31, 2019 06:23 AM (JFO2v)

744 Moon and the stars.

On January 30, the moon rises first, followed by Jupiter, then Venus and then Saturn. Given clear skies and an unobstructed horizon in the direction of sunrise, it'll be easy to catch the moon, Venus and Jupiter. These worlds rank as the second-brightest, third-brightest and fourth-brightest celestial bodies to light up the heavens, respectively, after the sun.

Posted by: Bruce at January 31, 2019 06:23 AM (8ikIW)

745 The info I posted was from earthsky.org

Posted by: Bruce at January 31, 2019 06:26 AM (8ikIW)

746 I have lived in Sadly, NoVA for over 30 years in the same hovel, and 5 F is the lowest temperature I've ever seen here. Sure glad Al Gore has been looking out for me.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 31, 2019 06:21 AM (f3oO4)

Hum? I have been in NJ most of my life and it is cold for sure, but it's been this cold before. But I am glad the power is on. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2019 06:26 AM (fVwM/)

747 Posted by: Bruce at January 31, 2019 06:18 AM (8ikIW)

I have told my kids and grand-kids, that if you HAVE to drive in ice and snow you should drive like there is a fresh egg taped to the bottom of your foot and you must drive as if you can only gently touch the accelerator pedal or the brake pedal without breaking the egg!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 31, 2019 06:27 AM (f3oO4)

748 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2019 06:28 AM (lyaJC)

749 I have told my kids and grand-kids, that if you HAVE to drive in ice and snow you should drive like there is a fresh egg taped to the bottom of your foot and you must drive as if you can only gently touch the accelerator pedal or the brake pedal without breaking the egg!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 31, 2019 06:27 AM (f3oO4)

Your car must smell great? LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2019 06:29 AM (fVwM/)

750 Off to feed starving pup and get ready to venture forth. Good day to all!
May your driving be safe and may you not freeze as you travel.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 31, 2019 06:29 AM (f3oO4)

751 @742 That's vexing.

I've wrecked my night vision on occasion, AFTER setting up the telescope and such, by stupidly hitting a button on headlamp. Very careful nowadays.
Also always yelling at hubby: "DON'T turn on any lights on the north side of the house!"

Blessed to have some pretty good dark skies where I am, for Illinois.

Posted by: lizabth at January 31, 2019 06:30 AM (RFh5Y)

752
Current temperature -6°F in southeast Pennsylvania. I believe that's a record. Or will be, as sometimes it actually gets colder around sunrise.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 31, 2019 06:30 AM (jYje5)

753 I have told my kids and grand-kids, that if you HAVE to drive in ice and snow you should drive like there is a fresh egg taped to the bottom of your foot and you must drive as if you can only gently touch the accelerator pedal or the brake pedal without breaking the egg!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 31, 2019 06:27 AM (f3oO4)


Unknown historical fact for why Stalin never drove himself anywhere. He couldn't resist breaking a few eggs.

Posted by: RickZ at January 31, 2019 06:31 AM (Y8PSl)

754 The info I posted was from earthsky.org
Posted by: Bruce

Saved !

Thanks !

Posted by: JT at January 31, 2019 06:32 AM (Snpq6)

755 I remember wel lworking outside se Pa early 90s the record for the lowest high of the day was 6 degrees.

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2019 06:33 AM (/rm4P)

756 Moon and the stars.

On January 30, the moon rises first, followed by Jupiter, then Venus and then Saturn. Given clear skies and an unobstructed horizon in the direction of sunrise, it'll be easy to catch the moon, Venus and Jupiter. These worlds rank as the second-brightest, third-brightest and fourth-brightest celestial bodies to light up the heavens, respectively, after the sun.
Posted by: Bruce at January 31, 2019 06:23 AM (8ikIW)

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The hardest part would be the time-travel

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 31, 2019 06:33 AM (8g9zh)

757 Seeing Jupiter through a good telescope is so awesome, in the truest sense of the word.

It would be truly fabulous right now with the conditions: no humidity, so very still.
But there is still the cold.


Posted by: lizabth at January 31, 2019 06:34 AM (RFh5Y)

758 Morning, all.

I see Rand Paul got his judgment in his civil lawsuit against the nutjob neighbor who attacked him. $375,000 in punitive damages, $200,000 for pain and suffering, and @$8,000 for medical expenses. (I assume the low medical expenses award was just for the deductibles that Paul had to pay. Should have been for the entire medical expenses, but maybe that's a KY law thing.)

Not as much as I would have given Paul, especially after the nutty neighbor was only sentenced to 30 days' jail time for the vicious assault, but still a sizable amount of money.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 31, 2019 06:34 AM (fqUgw)

759 Hey guys. I need your help. I got in an argument with someone on Facebook on my local town page. They were discussing vaccines and I was al for them like this individual named Steve but I posted a comment that included the words third world shithole countries to explain why we need vaccine. That's when it went off the rails. Steve decided to go off and we ended up in a flame war. It ended when he posted my home address. What do I do? I reported it as harassment to Facebook but should I go in and delete every one of my posts and leave his there including my address? HELP!

Posted by: Jaimo at January 31, 2019 06:34 AM (EVJ0V)

760 Hadrian the Seventh

I've been meaning to tell you that even though I have no interest in that type of music, I think its a very nice thing that you're doing for our compatriots.

Posted by: JT at January 31, 2019 06:36 AM (Snpq6)

761 Hey guys. I need your help. I got in an argument with someone on Facebook on my local town page. They were discussing vaccines and I was al for them like this individual named Steve but I posted a comment that included the words third world shithole countries to explain why we need vaccine. That's when it went off the rails. Steve decided to go off and we ended up in a flame war. It ended when he posted my home address. What do I do? I reported it as harassment to Facebook but should I go in and delete every one of my posts and leave his there including my address? HELP!
Posted by: Jaimo at January 31, 2019 06:34 AM (EVJ0V)

Go to the Police and make a complaint. Harrasement.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2019 06:36 AM (fVwM/)

762 Got to see Saturn once at an observatory in the NW. The image was good enough to be able to make out the rings. It was very cool.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 31, 2019 06:36 AM (8g9zh)

763 Nevergiveup. So should I delete my posts? I reported everything but I don't want someone at my house because I'm not a raging liberal messing with my stuff.

Posted by: Jaimo at January 31, 2019 06:39 AM (EVJ0V)

764 So should I delete my posts? I reported everything but I don't want someone at my house because I'm not a raging liberal messing with my stuff.
Posted by: Jaimo at January 31, 2019 06:39 AM (EVJ0V)

???
Maybe, but nothing ever really goes away?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2019 06:40 AM (fVwM/)

765 759

https://www.facebook.com/communitystandards/privacy_violations_image_rights

Look under #11

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 31, 2019 06:40 AM (JFO2v)

766 There is something staggering about seeing the planets and their features through a scope. It puts many things in perspective, I find.

Posted by: lizabth at January 31, 2019 06:41 AM (RFh5Y)

767
I got one of those invitations to join Nextdoor.com recently.

Not gonna do it. I know damn well the leftists have infiltrated that shit and will use it as an opportunity to harass and dox anyone accused of hatcrime, facecrime, or wrongthink.

Sorry, you lost your cat. Put up a picture in the time honored tradition on some pole. Around here, you're never going to find it anyway. Some fox had a tasty snack last night and the birds of prey will be around today to carry away the remains.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 31, 2019 06:42 AM (jYje5)

768 I know I'm being stupid but I've seen comments deleted before and trying to figure out what was going on. So deleting them won't help is what you are saying?

Posted by: Jaimo at January 31, 2019 06:42 AM (EVJ0V)

769 Nevergiveup. So should I delete my posts? I reported everything but I don't want someone at my house because I'm not a raging liberal messing with my stuff.
Posted by: Jaimo

OR - go on facebook and announce that your harasser was one of the invisible guys that attacked the famous actor that nobody ever heard of in Chicago.

Posted by: JT at January 31, 2019 06:42 AM (Snpq6)

770 Time to get up and move about. Have a fine day, all

Posted by: lizabth at January 31, 2019 06:43 AM (RFh5Y)

771 There is clear morning sky with a crescent moon with Venus close on one side and Jupiter a little farther off on the other . Very bright and beautiful. I could not help noticing them the minute walked out my door.

Posted by: Ripley at January 31, 2019 06:44 AM (MxEKc)

772 Time to get up and move about. Have a fine day, all
Posted by: lizabth

You too !

Posted by: JT at January 31, 2019 06:44 AM (Snpq6)

773 Lol. Good one JT

Posted by: Jaimo at January 31, 2019 06:44 AM (EVJ0V)

774 Sorry, you lost your cat. Put up a picture in the time honored tradition on some pole. Around here, you're never going to find it anyway. Some fox had a tasty snack last night and the birds of prey will be around today to carry away the remains.
Posted by: Newest Nic

I had joined it early on, but never post to it.
It is interesting to see what some people post though.
The most numerous are people posting about a coyote around their house, like it's something new.
Coyotes have been running around here for the last 40 years. Might want to check with them where your cat or small dog got to.

Posted by: Bruce at January 31, 2019 06:45 AM (8ikIW)

775 I see Rand Paul got his judgment in his civil lawsuit against the nutjob neighbor who attacked him. $375,000 in punitive damages, $200,000 for pain and suffering, and @$8,000 for medical expenses. (I assume the low medical expenses award was just for the deductibles that Paul had to pay. Should have been for the entire medical expenses, but maybe that's a KY law thing.)

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 31, 2019 06:34 AM


The insurance company should have been involved in the civil suit and been given the opportunity to recover what they paid out on the Senators behalf. I would guess from the extent of the injuries it would easily be $100,000. But I guess they don't give AF anymore.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 31, 2019 06:45 AM (jYje5)

776 Your car must smell great? LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2019 06:29 AM (fVwM/)


While they're waiting for the tow truck, I tell them to put the shoe on the engine block so they have something warm to eat!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 31, 2019 06:45 AM (f3oO4)

777 I see Rand Paul got his judgment in his civil lawsuit against the nutjob neighbor who attacked him. $375,000 in punitive damages, $200,000 for pain and suffering, and @$8,000 for medical expenses. (I assume the low medical expenses award was just for the deductibles that Paul had to pay. Should have been for the entire medical expenses, but maybe that's a KY law thing.)

Not as much as I would have given Paul, especially after the nutty neighbor was only sentenced to 30 days' jail time for the vicious assault, but still a sizable amount of money.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer



Should have been all that PLUS attorney's fees.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2019 06:46 AM (lyaJC)

778 I got one of those invitations to join Nextdoor.com recently.

Not gonna do it. I know damn well the leftists have infiltrated that shit and will use it as an opportunity to harass and dox anyone accused of hatcrime, facecrime, or wrongthink.

Sorry, you lost your cat. Put up a picture in the time honored tradition on some pole. Around here, you're never going to find it anyway. Some fox had a tasty snack last night and the birds of prey will be around today to carry away the remains.
Posted by: Newest Nic at January 31, 2019 06:42 AM (jYje5)

---------------------------

I'm on NextDoor. I don't post much, usually only if I'm trying to sell something, or can answer a question someone has. I have to say, though, I've been pleasantly surprised by the lack of politics. Maybe it's just my area, but I don't see it much, and when people start getting political, other members clamp down in it real quick.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 31, 2019 06:46 AM (8g9zh)

779 So deleting them won't help is what you are saying?
Posted by: Jaimo at January 31, 2019 06:42 AM (EVJ0V)

No it probably helps. Delete them. But make a paper copy first for your records

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2019 06:46 AM (fVwM/)

780
While they're waiting for the tow truck, I tell them to put the shoe on the engine block so they have something warm to eat!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 31, 2019 06:45 AM (f3oO4)

Works for me. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2019 06:47 AM (fVwM/)

781 Hadrian the Seventh

I've been meaning to tell you that even though I have no interest in that type of music, I think its a very nice thing that you're doing for our compatriots.
Posted by: JT at January 31, 2019 06:36 AM (Snpq6)

And I thank you, as well. I'm developing an appreciation of classical music, so your suggestions are really appreciated. My iHeart Radio account has several new composers bookmarked.

Posted by: Antisocialist at January 31, 2019 06:47 AM (aWKMy)

782 So deleting them won't help is what you are saying?
Posted by: Jaimo at January 31, 2019 06:42 AM (EVJ0V)

No it probably helps. Delete them. But make a paper copy first for your records
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2019 06:46 AM (fVwM/)

Screenshot everything before you delete.

Posted by: Antisocialist at January 31, 2019 06:49 AM (aWKMy)

783
Coyotes have been running around here for the last 40 years. Might want to check with them where your cat or small dog got to.

Posted by: Bruce at January 31, 2019 06:45 AM


I used to think the people who saw coyotes in my area were kinda mentally shaky. Then one day one ran past my backyard about 30 feet away. Wife saw it too, actually before I did.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 31, 2019 06:50 AM (jYje5)

784 My truck says its 1 degree, it probably will change a couple degrees when I get moving but I do trust it.

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2019 06:52 AM (/rm4P)

785 "I got one of those invitations to join Nextdoor.com recently.



Not gonna do it. I know damn well the leftists have infiltrated that
shit and will use it as an opportunity to harass and dox anyone accused
of hatcrime, facecrime, or wrongthink.

Posted by: Newest Nic"


There are endless reports and hand-wringing about crime in our neighborhood and prevention measures, and lots of security camera footage. Mention the obvious about the suspects will get you accused of those crime you mention, possibly banned. Also lots of virtue signaling about helping new immigrants and making their lives easier and welcoming them to the community.

Hate has no home here! But insanity does..



Posted by: Ripley at January 31, 2019 06:52 AM (MxEKc)

786 I used to think the people who saw coyotes in my area were kinda mentally shaky. Then one day one ran past my backyard about 30 feet away. Wife saw it too, actually before I did.
Posted by: Newest Nic

We do warn newcomers to the area not just tie up your dog, especially one bite dogs, outside and walk away.

Posted by: Bruce at January 31, 2019 06:52 AM (8ikIW)

787 I used to think the people who saw coyotes in my area were kinda mentally shaky. Then one day one ran past my backyard about 30 feet away. Wife saw it too, actually before I did.
Posted by: Newest Nic

We do warn newcomers to the area not just tie up your dog, especially one bite dogs, outside and walk away.
Posted by: Bruce at January 31, 2019 06:52 AM (8ikIW)

???
What about tying up the wife and walking away?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2019 06:54 AM (fVwM/)

788 I used to think the people who saw coyotes in my
area were kinda mentally shaky. Then one day one ran past my backyard
about 30 feet away. Wife saw it too, actually before I did.

Posted by: Newest Nic



We do warn newcomers to the area not just tie up your dog, especially one bite dogs, outside and walk away.


Posted by: Bruce at January 31, 2019 06:52 AM


---

Coyotes are a way of life here in NE Texas. Lots of news stories about coyote attacks in the Dallas suburbs lately.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 31, 2019 06:55 AM (JUOKG)

789 What about tying up the wife and walking away?
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Haven't had a problem so far

Posted by: Bruce at January 31, 2019 06:55 AM (8ikIW)

790 Trump is trolling the left yet again. He wished rbg a long and happy life yesterday in an interview with the DC.


He knows whats going to happen soon. She hasn't been seen in public in 30 days.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 31, 2019 06:57 AM (JUOKG)

791 He already changed one of his comments from last night. I've copied everything. Now I'm just deleting everything.

Posted by: Jaimo at January 31, 2019 06:58 AM (EVJ0V)

792 Was hoping to catch JJ but got to go.
This isn't any record for se Pa, 1994 was another for records.
Have a good day and stay warm

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2019 07:02 AM (/rm4P)

793 The insurance company should have been involved in the civil suit and been given the opportunity to recover what they paid out on the Senators behalf. I would guess from the extent of the injuries it would easily be $100,000. But I guess they don't give AF anymore.
______________

Yeah, I don't know why the crazy neighbor was not made to pay the actual medical expenses that Paul had to pay (whether through his insurer or not). Why should the neighbor benefit from the fact that Paul had insurance? He still caused the injuries, deliberately, and he should have to pay for the actual costs of those injuries to the defendant and/or his insurer. But the lawsuit was in KY, and maybe KY law doesn't allow plaintiffs to recover insured medical expenses or something.

In any event, I'd expect that Paul's medical expenses were well over $100,000, given that he was in the hospital for weeks.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 31, 2019 07:02 AM (fqUgw)

794 are they going to reboot Rat Patrol?

Posted by: DanMan at January 31, 2019 07:03 AM (0SEK8)

795 Trump is trolling the left yet again. He wished rbg a long and happy life yesterday in an interview with the DC.


He knows whats going to happen soon. She hasn't been seen in public in 30 days.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman

She's hiking the Appalachian Trail.

Posted by: JT at January 31, 2019 07:03 AM (Snpq6)

796 This is a nice thread over there at Conservative Tree House-the Daily Open Thread. It does have articles from Christian sites, but for those that aren't Christians or religious they skip by those, They have lovely pictures of nature and adorable pictures of cats dogs-todays features dogs in blankets:

https://tinyurl.com/y78z6yeb

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2019 07:03 AM (AllCR)

797 She's hiking the Appalachian Trail.
Posted by: JT at January 31, 2019 07:03 AM (Snpq6)

With a full pack and an AR-15!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 31, 2019 07:05 AM (f3oO4)

798
Top Democrats Communists introduce bill to prevent U.S. from striking first with nuclear weapons.

Surprised they didn't also insist on a 'no-retaliation' paragraph.

WaPo so no link for you.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 31, 2019 07:05 AM (jYje5)

799 She's hiking the Appalachian Trail.
Posted by: JT at January 31, 2019 07:03 AM (Snpq6)

Eatin quarter pound snickers and porter house beers

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 31, 2019 07:06 AM (JFO2v)

800 She's hiking the Appalachian Trail.

Posted by: JT at January 31, 2019 07:03 AM (Snpq6)



With a full pack and an AR-15!


Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 31, 2019 07:05 AM

---

And her combat load of 280 rounds and 10 grenades for her M203. A mix of Frag and smoke.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 31, 2019 07:06 AM (JUOKG)

801 She's hiking the Appalachian Trail.
Posted by: JT at January 31, 2019 07:03 AM (Snpq6)

With a full pack and an AR-15!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

LOL !

Posted by: JT at January 31, 2019 07:06 AM (Snpq6)

802 Posted that it's all fixed now and the vaccine debate can continue. Then told him to remove my fucking address or I'll report him to the police for harassment.

Posted by: Jaimo at January 31, 2019 07:07 AM (EVJ0V)

803 I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a Hamburger today.
GoFundMeat

Posted by: Wimpy at January 31, 2019 07:08 AM (VWE5i)

804 Venus, the Moon and Mars are all lined up this morning. The alignment forms a sword with Venus at the pommel, the crescent Moon as the cross-guard and Mars at the tip of the blade.

If that's not an omen of war I don't know what is.

Posted by: StefanH at January 31, 2019 07:10 AM (ob8FX)

805 But how did Brent get the black eye and where'd his money go?

Posted by: Sponge at January 31, 2019 07:12 AM (Zz0t1)

806 FIRST!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at January 31, 2019 07:13 AM (Zz0t1)

807 Venus, the Moon and Mars are all lined up this morning. The alignment forms a sword with Venus at the pommel, the crescent Moon as the cross-guard and Mars at the tip of the blade.

If that's not an omen of war I don't know what is.
Posted by: StefanH

The skyorg info I posted earlier shows that the planet at the tip of the blade is Jupiter, not Mars.

I'm no starman though

Posted by: Bruce at January 31, 2019 07:14 AM (8ikIW)

808 are they going to reboot Rat Patrol?
Posted by: DanMan at January 31, 2019 07:03 AM (0SEK


It would be deemed racist, so I doubt it.

Too much white toxic masculinity.

Posted by: Sponge at January 31, 2019 07:16 AM (Zz0t1)

809 That little fucking dog has shat twice on the carpet in a 4 hour period, the second time right in front of me. I swear I don't want anything bad to happen to him, but I won't miss him when he's gone. He's 14 now so hopefully it won't be long.

I know that makes me sound like an evil asshole, but my opinions were not solicited nor were they considered when Eldest Daughter brought the dog for my late wife, as is the norm for all of the animals ever brought into "my" house, and when she passed I got stuck with his little ass. So he's not a blessing, he's a burden, and always has been.

Mrs Hades, to her credit, is well aware of my feelings on this matter, so if she wants a dog after this one she will take care of it.

If you have ever considered giving a pet as a gift, especially to someone who does not live in your household...don't.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 31, 2019 07:16 AM (vbvxt)

810 Lefties all-in on Smollett 'attack.'

Proof of Trump's hate, white racism, homophobia and ancient astronauts/fate of Atlantis.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 31, 2019 07:17 AM (gsGev)

811
I'm thinking of throwing my hat in the ring. My party? The 'Make American Women Happy and Horny Again' party. One simple plank, bring back 'ludes. Free for all women over 18. One per day.

Instead of spending too much time everyday getting outraged over the latest FaceBook nonsense, just pop a 'lude, take a warm bath, shave your legs and find a man to screw. You'll feel better about the world and laugh at OrangeManBad every day instead of getting outraged.

Seriously, they were never as OMG terrible as some scolds made them out to be. Some of the happiest, healthiest, horniest, most well adjusted and attractive girls I knew in high school were snitching from their moms supply.

Happy women. What a concept.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 31, 2019 07:18 AM (jYje5)

812 Coyotes are a way of life here in NE Texas. Lots of news stories about coyote attacks in the Dallas suburbs lately.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 31, 2019 06:55 AM (JUOKG)


All the construction going on in North Texas has them roaming all over the neighborhoods. There's a golf course near Pleasant Grove that has 250+ lb. feral hogs roaming around.

Posted by: Sponge at January 31, 2019 07:19 AM (Zz0t1)

813 Interesting alignment, though.


Checked the thermometer while I was out there, 38 below.


G'mornin' everyone !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 31, 2019 07:20 AM (xH86r)

814 It is Jupiter, not Mars.

And the Rat Patrol reboot will have an all-identify-as-female cast.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 31, 2019 07:20 AM (DMUuz)

815 Tucker Carlson's segment last night with abortion advocate Monica Klein was mind-numbing. Usually he just laughs at people who won't answer his questions, but not this time.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycj6r5ws

Posted by: IrishEi at January 31, 2019 07:21 AM (NtglE)

816 Sorry...

Good morning everyone.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 31, 2019 07:22 AM (NtglE)

817 There's a golf course near Pleasant Grove that has 250+ lb. feral hogs roaming around.

We had those in the river bottoms by the shop where I worked. One day my buddy, Cornbread brought his bow in along with a cooler and a couple of gallons of buttermilk. He shot one of the larger piglets that dressed out around 80 lbs. We brined him overnight and barbecued him he next afternoon for lunch. It was surprisingly tasty.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 31, 2019 07:22 AM (e1063)

818 And the Rat Patrol reboot will have an all-identify-as-female cast.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Melissa McCarthy as the Jeep

Posted by: Bruce at January 31, 2019 07:23 AM (8ikIW)

819
That little fucking dog has shat twice on the carpet in a 4 hour period, the second time right in front of me. I swear I don't want anything bad to happen to him, but I won't miss him when he's gone. He's 14 now so hopefully it won't be long.

Had a dog that did the same stuff at the end. Cataracts, arthritis, kids gone, alone all day. Life must not have been much pleasure for her. It was almost a cry for help, like ''kill me or I'm going to shit and piss everywhere until you do''.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 31, 2019 07:23 AM (jYje5)

820 817 One day my buddy, Cornbread

*Note to self find buddy named Cornbread!*

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 31, 2019 07:24 AM (JFO2v)

821 . So should I delete my posts?

Delete all posts. The Left is emotion driven, an address without the triggering all around it is just an address.

Remove the triggers.

Then don't ever write delete-candidates on Fecesbook.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 31, 2019 07:24 AM (lD3vL)

822 There's mountain lions being sighted in the Austin area,

An area already replete with cougars, though not nearly as many as Dallas or Scottsdale, AZ.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 31, 2019 07:25 AM (DMUuz)

823 One day my buddy, Cornbread

*Note to self find buddy named Cornbread!*
Posted by: rhennigantx

You know you're in for adventures if you do.

The Adventures of Cornbread and rhennigantx"

Posted by: Bruce at January 31, 2019 07:26 AM (8ikIW)

824 Thanks Bruce, I stand corrected. It was so bright I assumed it was Mars. All three stood out bright against the dawn. I tried to take a picture, but it didn't do justice.

Posted by: StefanH at January 31, 2019 07:26 AM (ob8FX)

825
Lefties all-in on Smollett 'attack.'

Proof of Trump's hate, white racism, homophobia and ancient astronauts/fate of Atlantis.





Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 31, 2019 07:17 AM


---

One thing about that alleged attack makes zero sense. Why was he still wearing that "noose" around his neck 45 minutes after he was attacked?

I suspect he was looking for a little "strange" and hit on the wrong guy and got beat down and made up the MAGA story to cover up.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 31, 2019 07:27 AM (JUOKG)

826 Thanks Bruce, I stand corrected. It was so bright I assumed it was Mars. All three stood out bright against the dawn. I tried to take a picture, but it didn't do justice.
Posted by: StefanH

I took a look out the window. Sky is so clear and Jupiter is so bright, I would have thought it was Mars too!

Posted by: Bruce at January 31, 2019 07:27 AM (8ikIW)

827 Whats the difference between a mountain lion and a cougar? Do the mountain lions dress in tight leather and drink Pearl beer?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 31, 2019 07:28 AM (e1063)

828 I wish Delete-Candidates were still with us.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at January 31, 2019 07:29 AM (DMUuz)

829 'One thing about that alleged attack makes zero sense'

The whole thing makes perfect sense when you realize that leftys are insane, some more that others. Their TDS makes them think lying is ok.

Posted by: freaked at January 31, 2019 07:31 AM (UdKB7)

830 827 Whats the difference between a mountain lion and a cougar? Do the mountain lions dress in tight leather and drink Pearl beer?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 31, 2019 07:28 AM (e1063)

True story
The florida panther would not kill and eat feral pigs nly like whitetail deer. They had to bring in Texas male panthers to outbreed the FLA panthers. Also would stake out feral pigs (I assume with Texas Pete Hot Sauce) so they learned they were tasty!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 31, 2019 07:31 AM (JFO2v)

831 Mars is smaller and much less bright than either Venus or Jupiter. It also has a reddish cast.

Fun fact: With even a low-power optic, y'all can see the four largest moons of Jupiter.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 31, 2019 07:33 AM (DMUuz)

832 "Abortion to the extent it can be tolerated by a morally civil society should be relegated to pre-viability and not a nano second after."

Something I would like to see (but probably never will) is a politician taking an approach to abortion similar to that which Lincoln took toward slavery when he was running for president.

Remember that Lincoln did NOT run as an abolitionist demanding an immediate end to slavery in all states; he ran as a "free soiler" who did not want slavery to expand beyond the states in which it was already legal. Abolitionists of the time thought he was way too soft on slavery -- but he ended up being the president who got credit for freeing the slaves.

A "Lincolnian" approach to abortion, IMO, would mean allowing abortion ONLY within the limits outlined in Roe v Wade (and only in Roe, not in Doe or any other the other, subsequent cases that broadened the "health" exception, etc.) and no further.

A "go no further than what Roe allowed" approach would mean no abortion after viability or the first trimester; narrowly defined health exceptions; no taxpayer funding or mandatory insurance coverage for abortion; yes to parental/spousal/father consent; yes to conscience protection clauses, etc. It wouldn't be perfectly pro-life but it would be a heck of a lot better, or less bad, that what the left is trying to push now.

Of course, if any pol IRL ran on that kind of platform he/she would be blasted by both sides: pro-aborts would scream about how horribly misognyist and anti-choice they were (duh) but at least some pro-lifers would say he/she was being too wishy washy by allowing any abortion at all. But who knows.

Posted by: Secret Square at January 31, 2019 07:33 AM (9WuX0)

833 825
Lefties all-in on Smollett 'attack.'

Proof of Trump's hate, white racism, homophobia and ancient astronauts/fate of Atlantis.
_______________

So far their only independent "proof" (after reportedly looking through hundreds of hours of surveillance video) consists of a blurry video of two bundled-up people (can't even tell if they're male or female) walking on a sidewalk -- which is proof of nothing but two people walking on a sidewalk.

Color me skeptical. Severely skeptical.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 31, 2019 07:33 AM (fqUgw)

834 Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter
~~~~

I wish you had found another home for the dog when your wife passed away. Probably would have been a much better situation for both of you.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 31, 2019 07:34 AM (NtglE)

835 "So far their only independent "proof" (after
reportedly looking through hundreds of hours of surveillance video)
consists of a blurry video of two bundled-up people (can't even tell if
they're male or female) walking on a sidewalk -- which is proof of
nothing but two people walking on a sidewalk.



Color me skeptical. Severely skeptical.


Posted by: TrivialPursue"

Yeah, but you couldn't see he smirk from the video. Those can be deadly.

Posted by: Ripley at January 31, 2019 07:37 AM (MxEKc)

836 There's mountain lions being sighted in the Austin area,

Oh good grief.

That mountain lion sighting was when some stupid Millennials looking for a place to walk their dog off-leash was trespassing through the heavily wooded Austin Archery Club.

We have signs ALL OVER THE PLACE warning people of the danger of being down range of archers. For those who are familiar with archery, it isn't just about bags with concentric circles (that would be field archery) - we have extensive 3D range for practice and competition.

A 3D target range is made up of life-sized, realistic three dimensional rubber critters that have subtle markings for scoring.

These retards will stumbling through the brush with their dog crashing around where they lost of their dog but picked up on our mountain lion 3D target that was still.

They bragged that they were so stealthy that they were able to creep up on the critter (apparently not enough to notice the metal stand holding the critter up).

Then after studying this rubber mountain lion, they slinked out and informed for park ranger of this dangerous creature.

We had to close down the archery range for a day or two to get this straightened out.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 31, 2019 07:37 AM (lD3vL)

837 From the website Second City Cop...

So on the second coldest night of the year, a Hollywood actor, bundled up against -20 degree wind chill, was recognized by two "fans" in the dead of 0200 hours, on Lower Water Street (a known hangout for the seedy underbelly of MAGA supporters?) who happened to be carrying a canister of bleach and a piece of string, just in case they ran across a black, gay, Hollywood actor wrapped up against the elements in a place known more for homelessness than for the star set being seen in public.

Sounds completely believable, especially the part about this being "MAGA country" hours after the first interview and the insistence that body cameras being turned off (for a guy who makes his living in front of cameras) and the seeking of medical attention after (A) turning down an ambulance and (B) heading to the hospital hours later. Our contacts say that the "persons of interest" happened to wander into a camera frame and seem to have had nothing to do with the event in question - but the bosses want to look like they're doing something to appease Rahm and the Hollywood money people - Empire is losing money and viewers - so it's "All Hands on Dicks!"

Posted by: Bruce at January 31, 2019 07:39 AM (8ikIW)

838 811
I'm thinking of throwing my hat in the ring. My party? The 'Make American Women Happy and Horny Again' party. One simple plank, bring back 'ludes. Free for all women over 18. One per day.
Posted by: Newest Nic at January 31, 2019 07:18 AM (jYje5)


You have newsletter, yes?

Posted by: rickl at January 31, 2019 07:40 AM (sdi6R)

839 Nood!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 31, 2019 07:41 AM (81OU+)

840 "The whole thing makes perfect sense when you realize that leftys are insane, some more that others. Their TDS makes them think lying is ok.

Posted by: freaked at January 31, 2019 07:31 AM (UdKB7) "



And the interlocking nest of lies and delusions that they live in makes them think that the stories they make up are totally believable.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 31, 2019 07:43 AM (xH86r)

841 We have cougars here. Last night I was walking around at 3 AM and two cougars jumped me. They put a lease around my neck and had their way with me. When they were done they ran away yelling "This is Couga Country!"

That's my story and I'm sticking to it. It seems like a dream now, like it never happened.

Posted by: freaked at January 31, 2019 07:43 AM (UdKB7)

842 bothers me that you are trying to control womens bodies (tucker show with pro kill the kid woman)

womans bodies..

so they don't have control of their bodies until they are pregnant and wait until a viable child is ready to be born and Control of THEIR body is the ability to murder a baby?

control of Their body... how do they even get there, besides they are so rotten inside .

Men please please please take responsibity for stickn your dk here condoms,
if we cannot trust woman to have any compassion . Please have compassion for the innocent possible child.

Posted by: willow at January 31, 2019 07:44 AM (gLMhO)

843 wear.

Posted by: willow at January 31, 2019 07:44 AM (gLMhO)

844 Muslims in Pakistan enraged over new acquittal of Asia Bibi

They'll get over it. Here, send 'em a nice pair of shoes.
https://tinyurl.com/y97dd4xj

Posted by: Antisocialist at January 31, 2019 07:55 AM (aWKMy)

845 "How cold is it?"So cold my propane heater committed suicide.Poor thing it was 24 years old.

Posted by: obsidian at January 31, 2019 10:39 AM (7+yqP)

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