The Morning Rant: J.V. Edition

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There is nothing like evil old capitalism to drag people out of poverty and despair and death. What little true innovation and invention and progress has emerged out of socialist societies has been, in the main, a result of small free-market effects within those rigid and unimaginative places. The scientist who is working on something marvelous gets better food and a nicer apartment and maybe a car and some opportunity to travel. The grunts in the factories and the peasants in the fields get no such perks, and that is why socialist countries break down and starve. And I use those descriptors purposefully; that is how the people are treated and seen by the elite.

Let's face it, SocialismTM stole most of their technology and medical breakthroughs, but even possessing the knowledge isn't enough. They still have to produce the vaccines and the tractors and the GMO seed and the thousands of things that go into creating a modern society. We have in front of us the most marvelous and obvious proof that socialism is doomed to fail: Venezuela...home to the largest proven reserves of oil on the planet. Literally a spigot that just needs to be maintained and rivers of hard currency will pour forth, yet socialism is so flawed, so bereft of any connection to the human spirit and drive that they can't even do that, and they are starving, and their children are dying.

Bad Economic Policies Kill More Children than War

Chile’s infant mortality rate in 1960 was actually above that of both Venezuela and Syria. It managed to outperform Syria by the mid-1960s, but was still woefully behind its richer northern cousin, Venezuela. In the early 1970s, Chile’s progress slowed to a crawl as its elite flirted with socialist policies. Once its government abandoned socialism and began economic reforms in the mid-1970s, the pace of progress sped up again, and soon Chile’s infants were safer than Venezuela’s. Today, Chile’s infant mortality rate is similar to that of the United States.
Amazing...isn't it!

Just as our gun violence rate outside of the five or six biggest Democrat-controlled cities is about that of Belgium, so our infant mortality rate is vanishingly low. And we measure ours much more strictly than the Europeans, so don't be fooled by comparisons of the raw numbers...

And with strong border controls those numbers would improve! Yes, that might sound cold and uncaring, but we cannot be the emergency room to the world.

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Wow...an editorial on the CNN website that makes sense. Don't worry, the link is to the outline (thank...thank...thank you to the Moron who recommended that service!), so you won't be helping CNN.
MLK's legacy is about moral clarity, not easy analogies
Recently, in honor of Martin Luther King Jr. Day (although it has also surfaced in Black Lives Matter and amid calls for greater "intersectionality" on college campuses), the civil rights movement, which King led, and the struggle for Palestinian statehood, have been analogized and morally linked -- in ways that might have surprised King himself.

These tortured analogies reject everything King represented. After all, he preached peaceful and "passive nonviolent resistance," both a term of art and a strategy that most Palestinian leaders have never embraced. It's not that they haven't seen "Gandhi." It's that too many of them are dedicated to eradicating Israel, not living beside it. Yes, some Fatah leaders have proposed or advocated a nonviolent resolution to the conflict, but most of them aren't following the path of Gandhi or King.

Read the whole thing and you will discover, shockingly, that a NYT editorialist has misrepresented MLK, and her speculation that he would have been a critic of Israel had he lived is just ridiculous, and an obscene twisting of everything he said about Jews, Judaism, Zionism and Israel.

So...pretty much on par with their whole business plan!

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Most of you have seen this photograph, but just in case some of you haven't, that's Kyrsten Sinema, the Democrat senator from Arizona, on the floor of the United States Senate, dressed like a 42-year-old housewife trying to look 26 and bang one of her son's high school friends.

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As if we needed more reasons to send the Democrat Party to the dustbin of history, how about a little respect for the institution? I realize that it is too much to ask of our politicians that they respect the country by actually doing a good job, but how about not dressing like a hooker? Is that too much to ask?

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1 Nooo, my BSG dissertation got willowed.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 31, 2019 11:02 AM (KUaJL)

2 Oh good grief, she actually wore 'fuck me' boots to the senate chambers!!!!!

Posted by: IC at January 31, 2019 11:03 AM (a0IVu)

3 McHale's Navy = Sgt. Bilko on a Boat

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 31, 2019 11:03 AM (gsGev)

4 LOL for the CFM boots

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 31, 2019 11:03 AM (bcbK8)

5 Zod, you still have plans for Sinema, or did you throw in the towel?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2019 11:04 AM (I2dne)

6 Nooo, my BSG dissertation got willowed.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 31, 2019 11:02 AM (KUaJL)
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I read it

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2019 11:04 AM (I2dne)

7 I vote AYE!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 31, 2019 11:04 AM (0tfLf)

8 That other well dressed lady sitting at the table is giving Sinema the 'wtf are you wearing to work' look.

Posted by: IC at January 31, 2019 11:04 AM (a0IVu)

9 But what about the children?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Hit Musical Learning to Code! at January 31, 2019 11:04 AM (0QYMt)

10 Give Arizona to Mexico in exchange for a wall paid by Mexico? I'd consider it.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 31, 2019 11:04 AM (ju9gW)

11 I for one welcome this trend of fuckable Senators wearing sleazy outfits.

It will please President Macho Camacho when he takes power in 14 years.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 31, 2019 11:04 AM (bcbK8)

12 Mr. Blackwell would bitch slap her.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 31, 2019 11:05 AM (gsGev)

13 some of that liquid those racists shot all over me got in between the pages of my copy of the latest Advocate and now the pages are all stuck together!

Posted by: Jussie Smollett at January 31, 2019 11:05 AM (RKQ/v)

14 I hadn't seen that picture of Sinema. *facepalm -- blushing enough for the entire state of Arizona *

Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at January 31, 2019 11:05 AM (WqPYg)

15 You should see the closeups of Cinnamon in those atrocious boots. Arizona must be so, so proud.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 31, 2019 11:06 AM (ty7RM)

16 15 days.

Posted by: HA at January 31, 2019 11:06 AM (MAstk)

17 Most of you have seen this photograph,"

And I admire the view. Complaining about her dress is rather silly...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 31, 2019 11:06 AM (6qErC)

18 What a piece of trash.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 31, 2019 11:06 AM (nDe2U)

19 In the early 1970s, Chile's progress slowed to a crawl as its elite flirted with socialist policies. Once its government abandoned socialism and began economic reforms in the mid-1970s, the pace of progress sped up again, and soon Chile's infants were safer than Venezuela's.

Thank you, Augusto Pinochet!

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 31, 2019 11:06 AM (i+d9C)

20 14 I hadn't seen that picture of Sinema. *facepalm -- blushing enough for the entire state of Arizona *

Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at January 31, 2019 11:05 AM (WqPYg)

I can't believe I am saying this but even Kim Kardashian dressed well during her WH visit for the prison reform thing she's pushing.

Posted by: IC at January 31, 2019 11:06 AM (a0IVu)

21 Nothing says respect my authority, like Hooker Boots!

Posted by: Don Q at January 31, 2019 11:07 AM (NgKpN)

22 Why does the "chemical" doused onto Jussie Smollett smell kinda like Ajax? And dirty socks?

Posted by: Chicago PD at January 31, 2019 11:07 AM (ju9gW)

23 I posted something tangentially related to the Chile/Venezuela infant mortality point on last night's ONT.

CBD hits the big point, though: Socialism is hopeless and anti-human. If you hate people as an institution, you don't go out of your way to save children. Spending gobs of capital and labor on saving infants is a titanic bet on the future. If you have no future - or don't care about the future because the New Socialist Man is coming anyway - then you don't make the investment. There's always something else you can buy for the money and labor.

In Socialism, the opportunity costs of reducing infant mortality are too high. In free societies, the opportunity benefits of reducing infant mortality are effectively incalculable.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2019 11:07 AM (I2dne)

24 Kyrsten Sinema - Looks like she's ready to be sheep booted.

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at January 31, 2019 11:07 AM (H/viJ)

25 Isn't that Maxine in the picture at the top. After all, she's a champ at flinging poo.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 31, 2019 11:07 AM (VaN/j)

26 Hot she aint.

Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at January 31, 2019 11:07 AM (Rt8Uf)

27 Oh good grief, she actually wore 'fuck me' boots to the senate chambers!!!!!
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A real fashion faux pas.

Posted by: Michelle Obama at January 31, 2019 11:07 AM (CDGwz)

28 Hello Minkey you big STUD, and ya can tawk &type too...magnificent beast,dating AOC yet?

Posted by: saf at January 31, 2019 11:07 AM (5IHGB)

29 USPS suspending mail delivery across Wisconsin, including Madison, due to extreme weather

Neither rain nor ... ah .. snow ... aw fuck it.

Posted by: USPS at January 31, 2019 11:07 AM (UK/qZ)

30 21 Nothing says respect my authority, like Hooker Boots!

Posted by: Don Q at January 31, 2019 11:07 AM (NgKpN)

and a dress short enough to show her knickers when she sits down.

Posted by: IC at January 31, 2019 11:07 AM (a0IVu)

31 Willowed:
The Dem's are running so fast toward socialism, it's literally breathtaking.

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They're following their plan as if Trump hadn't been elected. Picture this with Hillary in office now. She was serious about those camps
Posted by: Total Control Racist


Any gun owner that finds him or herself in a camp,

Deserves. To. Be. There.

Can't change my mind. Don't even try.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2019 11:08 AM (lyaJC)

32 In the early 1970s, Chile's progress slowed to a crawl as its elite flirted with socialist policies. Once its government abandoned socialism and began economic reforms in the mid-1970s, the pace of progress sped up again, and soon Chile's infants were safer than Venezuela's.

Those free helicopter rides plus a bullet to a few heads sort of paid off in the long run, didn't they?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 31, 2019 11:08 AM (i+d9C)

33 As the father of two teenage girls, I tell them all the time there is no such a thing as bad clothing. There is only bad behavior. You can say she isn't dressed the part of a member of the greatest deliberative body. You can't say she is dressed like a hooker.

Posted by: Dangerously Cheezy at January 31, 2019 11:08 AM (Ai1hj)

34 How in Jack's name has CBD managed to keep a twitter account going? Authoring blog posts throwing shade at Sinema's thigh-highs doesn't get you banned?
By the way, check out CBD's twitter timeline, there's a great Jose Canseco moment there.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, as woke as he's gonna get at January 31, 2019 11:08 AM (LISuA)

35 Ancient Astronaut Theorists agree

Posted by: SMOD at January 31, 2019 11:08 AM (QkjLD)

36

Monkey haircut always trippy to look at.

Here's more for you tough? guys...

15 COOL VIKING HAIRSTYLES FOR THE RUGGED MAN
https://www.thetrendspotter.net/viking-hairstyles/

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2019 11:08 AM (OKeCc)

37

I remember when Tip O'Neill refused to bring the House to order until a member put on a neck tie.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 31, 2019 11:08 AM (aKsyK)

38 Thigh-high YELLOW boots on a 42-year-old blonde woman?!
NO. JUST NO.

Posted by: pookysgirl at January 31, 2019 11:08 AM (XKZwp)

39 If elected I promise to wear a solid gold cod piece to Senate hearings. And nothing else.

Two can play this game.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2019 11:08 AM (/tuJf)

40 Hip waders might come in handy on the Senate floor

Posted by: Muldoon at January 31, 2019 11:08 AM (m45I2)

41 some of that liquid those racists shot all over me
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That story disappeared pretty damn fast. Is there a chapter in Alinsky's book called: Throw it, see what sticks? 'Cause this looks like it's sliding down towards the floor.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 31, 2019 11:08 AM (ty7RM)

42 I never got the reputed hotness of Ms Enema.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 31, 2019 11:08 AM (VaN/j)

43 Nothing says respect my authority, like Hooker Boots!
Posted by: Don Q at January 31, 2019 11:07 AM (NgKpN)
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I have a hard time caring. I didn't get the Dem outrage when Condoleeza Rice did it, either. There is a difference between the two, I suppose, in that Rice was out in public and Sinema is at work in the Senate chamber where there are informal rules regarding dress.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2019 11:08 AM (I2dne)

44 You can't say she is dressed like a hooker.

Posted by: Dangerously Cheezy at January 31, 2019 11:08 AM

Hookers in my neighborhood dress classier.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 31, 2019 11:09 AM (ju9gW)

45 The 70's called and they want their fashions back

Posted by: SMOD at January 31, 2019 11:09 AM (QkjLD)

46 Don't you slut-shame Kyrsten!

Posted by: FDR's TV at January 31, 2019 11:09 AM (nS9If)

47 Most of you have seen this photograph,"

And I admire the view. Complaining about her dress is rather silly...
Posted by: Anon a mouse

What a piece of trash.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


Saw it on Facebook.
Say what you want about Facebook, but my friends in my timeline are savage.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2019 11:10 AM (lyaJC)

48 I hadn't known the Senate chambers were a stop on the Walk Of Shame.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at January 31, 2019 11:10 AM (eytER)

49 You can't say she is dressed like a hooker."

Can you say she's dressed like a pathetically skanky slut? Well maybe you can't say that, but everyone else will.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2019 11:10 AM (Kpl3J)

50 Gunprodeals still has S&W M&P pistols for under $400.

Smoking deal, just smoking.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 31, 2019 11:10 AM (bcbK8)

51 Those free helicopter rides plus a bullet to a few heads sort of paid off in the long run, didn't they?

Tom Jefferson, on the Thursday Call In Line, said something similar earlier today OM! I wonder if a little therapeutic "Chile treatment" wouldn't lead to greater civic health among socialistic elites all around the world. Just musing.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, as woke as he's gonna get at January 31, 2019 11:10 AM (LISuA)

52 She isnt dressed like a hooker. Shes dressed like she has no sense at all.

Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at January 31, 2019 11:11 AM (Rt8Uf)

53 Monkey haircut always trippy to look at.

Here's more for you tough? guys...

15 COOL VIKING HAIRSTYLES FOR THE RUGGED MAN
https://www.thetrendspotter.net/viking-hairstyles/
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2019 11:08 AM (OKeCc)


Yeah, none of those "men" are rugged.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 31, 2019 11:11 AM (wCmLp)

54 You can't say she is dressed like a hooker.
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She's dressed like a hooker. Ok, she's dressed like a slut. There. I said it.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 31, 2019 11:11 AM (ty7RM)

55 It's so much just the boots, it is the boots and mini dress combination - fine for an evening out at a bar etc., certainly not fine for daytime work anywhere - not even if you work in an escort service I don't think coz those ladies dress real fine.

Posted by: IC at January 31, 2019 11:11 AM (a0IVu)

56 33 As the father of two teenage girls, I tell them all the time there is no such a thing as bad clothing. There is only bad behavior. You can say she isn't dressed the part of a member of the greatest deliberative body. You can't say she is dressed like a hooker.
Posted by: Dangerously Cheezy at January 31, 2019 11:08 AM (Ai1hj)

then you are doing your daughters a disservice.

There is inappropriate clothing. Things you don't wear in certain venues due to polite rules of society.

To wear the wrong thing makes life harder.

New Girlfriend's daughter is getting married... should I go in a BATHING SUIT?

Posted by: Don Q at January 31, 2019 11:11 AM (NgKpN)

57 Aside from the completely stupid boots...what made her think the color of them went well with the dress she was wearing?

Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2019 11:11 AM (cF8AT)

58

I will withhold judgement until I hear what The Empress thinks of those boots.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 31, 2019 11:11 AM (HaL55)

59 You can't say she is dressed like a hooker.

Posted by: Dangerously Cheezy at January 31, 2019 11:08 AM

Hookers in my neighborhood dress classier.
Posted by: Rusty Nail


That's more of a street walker.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2019 11:11 AM (lyaJC)

60 I hadn't known the Senate chambers were a stop on the Walk Of Shame."

Hillary Clinton, (D), NY...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 31, 2019 11:11 AM (6qErC)

61 FIRST!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at January 31, 2019 11:11 AM (cQBHk)

62 If elected I promise to wear a solid gold cod piece to Senate hearings. And nothing else.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2019 11:08 AM (/tuJf)

LEARN TO CODPIECE

Posted by: hogmartin at January 31, 2019 11:12 AM (IqOTP)

63 Yeah, none of those "men" are rugged.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 31, 2019 11:11 AM (wCmLp)
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Rating: True

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2019 11:12 AM (I2dne)

64 those boots, though.......

good Lord in heaven. and they made fun of Sarah Palin's sense of style?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2019 11:12 AM (d7Ww2)

65 32 In the early 1970s, Chile's progress slowed to a crawl as its elite flirted with socialist policies. Once its government abandoned socialism and began economic reforms in the mid-1970s, the pace of progress sped up again, and soon Chile's infants were safer than Venezuela's.

Those free helicopter rides plus a bullet to a few heads sort of paid off in the long run, didn't they?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 31, 2019 11:08 AM (i+d9C)

There is much Latin cultures can teach us.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 31, 2019 11:12 AM (bcbK8)

66 Finally got to sit down and see the Black Rifle Coffee ad. Friggin' PERFECT way to start the day!!!!

https://youtu.be/JAgpNdbnHLw

Posted by: Diogenes at January 31, 2019 11:12 AM (0tfLf)

67 The boots are kind of weird, but it's the sausage casing dress I find perturbing.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 31, 2019 11:12 AM (m45I2)

68 Nice "Fuck-Me" boots

Posted by: Scott-High Plains Deplorable at January 31, 2019 11:12 AM (5o6cU)

69 New Girlfriend's daughter is getting married... should I go in a BATHING SUIT?
Posted by: Don Q



Speedo. Let it fly.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2019 11:12 AM (lyaJC)

70 So, does that infant mortality rate in the US include the 300,000 murdered by Planned Parenthood annually? Because it should.

Posted by: Sponge at January 31, 2019 11:12 AM (cQBHk)

71 Ummm didn't I read that Sinema was lesbian? Why is she dressing like that when she doesn't even want to attract men? I guess distracting from her socialist ideas worked to get her elected and lord knows the Senate is filled with easily distracted weak minds though.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 31, 2019 11:12 AM (jUcoH)

72 http://bit.ly/2BaVh8g
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John Rood, Defense undersecretary: Pentagon can build parts of wall without Trump declaration - Washington Times

Posted by: Poor Little fat Rich kid John PUDhoretz at January 31, 2019 11:13 AM (BqBId)

73 Looking at Kristen Sinema's picture, where her left hand is, it would appear she is showing off her "oral pleasuring" skills.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 31, 2019 11:13 AM (jxbfJ)

74 39 If elected I promise to wear a solid gold cod piece to Senate hearings. And nothing else.

Two can play this game.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2019 11:08 AM (/tuJf)

I'll vote for you if you add cowboy boots and a cape.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 31, 2019 11:13 AM (bcbK8)

75 "yet socialism is so flawed, so bereft of any connection to the human
spirit and drive that they can't even do that, and they are starving,
and their children are dying."

imo yes, socialism is flawed, but tyrants don't even try to "do communism right". And that is the main problem with socialism, it attracts tyrants. Our government is becoming compromised with tyranny as well, but the financial power has been more widely distributed, and there is not so much power in government, that they can just confiscate the wealth directly (it takes pay to play to do that indirectly).


So it is not so much about the problems of the THEORY of (Utopian) socialism, except that it centralizes political AND financial power, so a one man mafia tends to (always) arise quickly. Decentralized control (federalism) has inefficiencies ... but also thwarts centralized corruption (which we eventually got anyway, via DeepState).

Posted by: illiniwek at January 31, 2019 11:13 AM (Cus5s)

76 54 You can't say she is dressed like a hooker.
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She's dressed like a hooker. Ok, she's dressed like a slut. There. I said it.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 31, 2019 11:11 AM (ty7RM)

True, I amend my statement...

Sorry Hookers! I apologize, after all, Hookers at least give you SOME pleasure for your money.

Posted by: Don Q at January 31, 2019 11:13 AM (NgKpN)

77 Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 31, 2019 11:12 AM (jUcoH)
******
She is a switch hitter

Posted by: Poor Little fat Rich kid John PUDhoretz at January 31, 2019 11:13 AM (BqBId)

78 57 Aside from the completely stupid boots...what made her think the color of them went well with the dress she was wearing?

Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2019 11:11 AM (cF8AT)

Right? Light pink dress w/ beige boots and platinum hair? Maybe she is color blind.

Posted by: IC at January 31, 2019 11:13 AM (a0IVu)

79 Pic of Sinema from front is not awful for a chick at the Applebee's bar.

Floor of the Senate wear not so much.

I believe Zod is in his bunk.

Posted by: blaster at January 31, 2019 11:13 AM (ZfRYq)

80 Phil Robertson, if elected to Congress, would apparently not have to change out of his waders. And if Eleanor Holmes Norton has anything at all to teach us, its that Phil can park his three wheeler any old place he wants outside.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, as woke as he's gonna get at January 31, 2019 11:13 AM (LISuA)

81 I like the stripper look of that bitch from Arizona.


ATTENTION YOU MAY BE TRIGGERED OR HAVE VOMIT COME UP ON THE BACK OF YOUR MOUTH AT THE FOLLOWING WORDS.


I want to see Nanzi Palsi in panties and bra in the HOR floor.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 31, 2019 11:13 AM (pw+jk)

82 Banana hammock fit the wedding.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 31, 2019 11:13 AM (nDe2U)

83 maybe cineman is just a stylish trendsetter like Moocelle was when she wrapped herself in a yellow parachute over psychodelic leggings not too long ago.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 31, 2019 11:13 AM (ZqRa6)

84 69
New Girlfriend's daughter is getting married... should I go in a BATHING SUIT?

Posted by: Don Q







Speedo. Let it fly.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2019 11:12 AM (lyaJC)

Hopefully it won't be too cold that day.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 31, 2019 11:13 AM (jxbfJ)

85 RE: Sinema, Cassandra Fairbanks destroyed her on Twitter for the outfit, mostly because the colors clashed. The hoor angle was just a bonus.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 31, 2019 11:13 AM (bkUtD)

86 New Girlfriend's daughter is getting married... should I go in a BATHING SUIT?"

Go in one of those European style speedo's. Shiny White, of Course. And wear a white shirt with a tie printed on it that cuts off at the midriff, of course. And black dress shoes. With white socks.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2019 11:14 AM (Kpl3J)

87 71 Ummm didn't I read that Sinema was lesbian? Why is she dressing like that when she doesn't even want to attract men? I guess distracting from her socialist ideas worked to get her elected and lord knows the Senate is filled with easily distracted weak minds though.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 31, 2019 11:12 AM (jUcoH)

She's Bi.

Too cute and well dressed to be full on lez

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 31, 2019 11:14 AM (bcbK8)

88 Fit=for

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 31, 2019 11:14 AM (nDe2U)

89 When comparing infant mortality rates between nations it's crucial to make sure there is a common measuring standard. For instance, Europe's mortality rate is lower than the United States because they don't count premature births , etc.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 31, 2019 11:14 AM (Kz9dH)

90 DonQ
Dress simply. A jock strap says simple taste.

Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at January 31, 2019 11:14 AM (Rt8Uf)

91 33 As the father of two teenage girls, I tell them all the time there is no such a thing as bad clothing. There is only bad behavior. You can say she isn't dressed the part of a member of the greatest deliberative body. You can't say she is dressed like a hooker.

Posted by: Dangerously Cheezy at January 31, 2019 11:08 AM (Ai1hj)


Ummm...wut?!

Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2019 11:14 AM (cF8AT)

92

There is a difference between the two, I suppose, in that Rice was out
in public and Sinema is at work in the Senate chamber where there are
informal rules regarding dress.


I'm certain that she's one of those Tragically Hip PoMos who don't believe in rules.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 31, 2019 11:14 AM (HaL55)

93 You can't say she is dressed like a hooker.

Posted by: Dangerously Cheezy at January 31, 2019 11:08 AM (Ai1hj)

Watch me!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 31, 2019 11:14 AM (wYseH)

94 I realize that it is too much to ask of our politicians that they respect the country by actually doing a good job, but how about not dressing like a hooker? Is that too much to ask?

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They were always whores, at least she's dressing for the job she has.

Posted by: josephistan at January 31, 2019 11:14 AM (7HtZB)

95 >>>Dress simply. A jock strap says simple taste.



And the bow-tie adds class.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 31, 2019 11:15 AM (bkUtD)

96 >>I'll vote for you if you add cowboy boots and a cape.

Oh come on, that would be tacky.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2019 11:15 AM (/tuJf)

97 I want to see Nanzi Palsi in panties and bra in the HOR floor.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 31, 2019 11:13 AM (pw+jk)

I wonder if she is granny panties or all victoria secret.

Posted by: IC at January 31, 2019 11:15 AM (a0IVu)

98 As the father of two teenage girls, I tell them all the time there is no such a thing as bad clothing.


Thong beachwear might disagree.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 31, 2019 11:15 AM (UK/qZ)

99 I'll vote for you if you add cowboy boots and a cape.

Is glitter going to be involved? 'Cause he's got my vote too (and I'll move to RI even, so it's legal) if he throws on some glitter.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, as woke as he's gonna get at January 31, 2019 11:15 AM (LISuA)

100 Libs destroy everything they touch. Even fashion.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 31, 2019 11:15 AM (pLgt/)

101 Rose DeLauro in a string bikini.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 31, 2019 11:15 AM (nDe2U)

102 79 Pic of Sinema from front is not awful for a chick at the Applebee's bar.

Floor of the Senate wear not so much.

Beats the attire of the one with the rag on her head

Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2019 11:15 AM (O2RFr)

103 Kyrsten Sinema

Way to go, Arizona. Could have had boring, bland, RINO-ish Martha, but you had to go with the moonbat because #Trump.

Posted by: DocJ at January 31, 2019 11:15 AM (NYS7S)

104 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 31, 2019 11:16 AM (vxFnt)

105 Michelle Obama's stylist also works with Sinema

Posted by: simplemind at January 31, 2019 11:16 AM (IvCb7)

106 I'm certain that she's one of those Tragically Hip PoMos who don't believe in rules.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 31, 2019 11:14 AM (HaL55)
++++++++++
Rules are an artificial construct imposed on the populace by the grasping bourgeoisie.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2019 11:16 AM (I2dne)

107 98 As the father of two teenage girls, I tell them all the time there is no such a thing as bad clothing.


Thong beachwear might disagree.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 31, 2019 11:15 AM (UK/qZ)

Depends on who's wearing it.

Some girls...damn, dat thong game is tight

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 31, 2019 11:16 AM (bcbK8)

108 It just hot me that a "solid cod piece" might mean something different to a dedicated fisherman than it does to land people.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, as woke as he's gonna get at January 31, 2019 11:16 AM (LISuA)

109 I just can't get over the COLOR of those boots! It's like someone peed in a bowl of pea soup. And the length of the dress, plus it's sleveless in January..... GAHHHH!

Posted by: pookysgirl at January 31, 2019 11:16 AM (XKZwp)

110
There is much Latin cultures can teach us.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo
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So much, packed into one line, and a nic.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2019 11:16 AM (CDGwz)

111 Finally got to sit down and see the Black Rifle Coffee ad. Friggin' PERFECT way to start the day!!!!



https://youtu.be/JAgpNdbnHLw



Posted by: Diogenes at January 31, 2019 11:12 AM (0tfLf)

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LMFAO, Hey nice ass!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 31, 2019 11:16 AM (pw+jk)

112 Had anyone said "strumpet" yet? I like the way that word sounds.

"Strumpet".

Posted by: hogmartin at January 31, 2019 11:16 AM (IqOTP)

113 Thong beachwear might disagree.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 31, 2019 11:15 AM (UK/qZ)
++++++++++
Depends entirely on who's wearing it...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2019 11:16 AM (I2dne)

114 >>>Could have had boring, bland, RINO-ish Martha, but you had to go with the moonbat because #Trump.



Honestly, it's a toss-up. McSally is no conservative, and she was highly endorsed by totes TruCon Hugh Hewitt.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 31, 2019 11:16 AM (bkUtD)

115 AOSHQ Wedding Wear Advice.


LOL

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2019 11:17 AM (lyaJC)

116 Does the Senate not have dress rules? I remember a controversy in the Manitoba Legislature, years ago, about a Member of the Legislature wanting to wear a turtleneck in the Chamber.

I realize things have loosened up considerably since then but still.

Said Member of Legislature may have been trying to hide hickeys.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 31, 2019 11:17 AM (MkcN1)

117 96 >>I'll vote for you if you add cowboy boots and a cape.

Oh come on, that would be tacky.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2019 11:15 AM (/tuJf)

All right. Add on gold sunglasses and put 'Oh Yeah' in the middle or end of all sentences.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 31, 2019 11:17 AM (bcbK8)

118 Ummm didn't I read that Sinema was lesbian? Why is she dressing like that when she doesn't even want to attract men?
=========================
She's bi, man. Don't you even sexual?!?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 31, 2019 11:17 AM (ty7RM)

119 I miss Macho Man Randy Savage.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 31, 2019 11:17 AM (bcbK8)

120 Kyrsten Sinema

Way to go, Arizona. Could have had boring, bland, RINO-ish Martha, but you had to go with the moonbat because #Trump.
Posted by: DocJ at January 31, 2019 11:15 AM (NYS7S)

She basically said voters from AZ were dumb shits. She was absolutely correct.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 31, 2019 11:17 AM (Kz9dH)

121 96 >>I'll vote for you if you add cowboy boots and a cape.

Oh come on, that would be tacky.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2019 11:15 AM (/tuJf)

NO Capes!

Posted by: Edna Mold at January 31, 2019 11:17 AM (NgKpN)

122 @jamiedupree 9 minutes ago

Speaker Pelosi at Capitol newser: "There's not going to be any wall money" in the border security talks/


Alllllriiiighty then....

Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2019 11:17 AM (cF8AT)

123 Had anyone said "strumpet" yet? I like the way that word sounds.

"Strumpet".
Posted by: hogmartin at January 31, 2019 11:16 AM (IqOTP)
++++++++++
If we're going old-timey, I vote for "slattern" - through implication if not explicit definition.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2019 11:17 AM (I2dne)

124 Just heard that busy character actor Dick Miller has passed away at age 90.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 31, 2019 11:17 AM (arIgd)

125 It's like someone peed in a bowl of pea soup.
Posted by: pookysgirl
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*strikes through plan of pea soup for lunch*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2019 11:17 AM (CDGwz)

126 Condoleezza Rice's boots were worn with a much more conservative outfit, and weren't nearly as high. She still managed to look professional.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 31, 2019 11:17 AM (wCmLp)

127 Yeah, nothing says "decorum" like a Senator wearing fuck-me boots on the floor of the Senate.

Posted by: DocJ at January 31, 2019 11:17 AM (NYS7S)

128 Sinema: She deserves some slack. Its her first day in her first job. Besides, she thinks she IS dressing like a professional.

The Wall: What happens when the conference committee comes up with a complicated mess that includes the wall; Tump says he'll take the deal; and the Senate GOP votes it down anyway? Asking for a friend.

BREXIT: Apparently not on anybody's radar this side of the Atlantic. Should be. A lot of anti-EU politicians in France, Germany, and Italy are holding their fire until April. If April is yawn and go on for most of the UK, then the EU is in serious trouble. The good news: This time, when Europe cracks up, the Germans don't have an army.


Posted by: VADM Collingwood at January 31, 2019 11:18 AM (9X60i)

129 Maybe whutzername will deliver her SOTU rebuttals in a monokini. That would trigger the deplorables.

Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at January 31, 2019 11:18 AM (Rt8Uf)

130 It's like someone peed in a bowl of pea soup. And the length of the dress, plus it's sleveless in January..... GAHHHH!


Posted by: pookysgirl at January 31, 2019 11:16 AM

We're still discussing pea soup? I thought that was yesterday.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 31, 2019 11:18 AM (ju9gW)

131 112 Had anyone said "strumpet" yet? I like the way that word sounds.

"Strumpet".
Posted by: hogmartin at January 31, 2019 11:16 AM (IqOTP)

"Doxy" is another good one.

Or 'Leman'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 31, 2019 11:18 AM (bcbK8)

132 >>>Just heard that busy character actor Dick Miller has passed away at age 90.



"Just what you see on the shelf, pal."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 31, 2019 11:18 AM (bkUtD)

133 I want to see Nanzi Palsi in panties and bra in the HOR floor.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 31, 2019 11:13 AM (pw+jk)



I wonder if she is granny panties or all victoria secret.

Posted by: IC at January 31, 2019 11:15 AM (a0IVu)

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A "HEY lady, your ass is eating your underwear" thong.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 31, 2019 11:18 AM (pw+jk)

134 Honestly, it's a toss-up. McSally is no conservative, and she was highly endorsed by totes TruCon Hugh Hewitt."

Actually McSally did end up in the Senate after all - she's got McCain's old seat for the next 2 years.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2019 11:19 AM (Kpl3J)

135 Morning all... Where's Ruthie?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2019 11:19 AM (O2RFr)

136 Two years ago Cinnamon weighed 175, two years from now she'll weigh 175. She's enjoying her little window of weight lose.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 31, 2019 11:19 AM (4thlk)

137 I'll vote for you if you add cowboy boots and a cape.

Is glitter going to be involved? 'Cause he's got my vote too (and I'll move to RI even, so it's legal) if he throws on some glitter.
Posted by: Huck Follywood


Bedazzle that cape!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2019 11:19 AM (lyaJC)

138 and I'm no Adonis, but Cineman looks kind of lumpy, too.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 31, 2019 11:19 AM (ZqRa6)

139 The only time I've seen a couple of women who I'm utterly certain were hookers, they were dressed in starched and ironed blouses and crisp jeans. Just about screamed "NO STDs here!"

Why do I think they were hookers? Because they initiated conversations with men walking by themselves or with other men and ignored the ones walking with women.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at January 31, 2019 11:19 AM (BD/yx)

140 It's amazing that the language still can't get that the name for that gear is jockey supporter.

Not jock strap.

It's been like that like forever.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 31, 2019 11:19 AM (c02Xt)

141 I'm a buy-sexual, myself.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 31, 2019 11:19 AM (ju9gW)

142 93 You can't say she is dressed like a hooker.

Posted by: Dangerously Cheezy

disagree wholeheartedly. I don't have daughters. But I have nieces. I would not allow them out of the house looking like that.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2019 11:19 AM (d7Ww2)

143 Monkey haircut always trippy to look at.

Here's more for you tough? guys...

15 COOL VIKING HAIRSTYLES FOR THE RUGGED MAN
https://www.thetrendspotter.net/viking-hairstyles/

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2019 11:08 AM (OKeCc)


Actually, those are all Hollywood haircuts, as far as I know. They are much fantasy as "Viking" metal music and studded leather.

Real Vikings were pretty normal looking and liked bright linen and wool clothing. Handlebar mustaches were a thing, though.

Posted by: Grey Fox at January 31, 2019 11:19 AM (bZ7mE)

144 I'm a big believer in dressing to respect the institution. Yes, even one as craven as our Congress has become. You want to be taken seriously? Dress like you deserve respect.

Posted by: bluebell at January 31, 2019 11:19 AM (U5tDi)

145 "Strumpet".
Posted by: hogmartin at January 31, 2019 11:16 AM (IqOTP)
++++++++++
If we're going old-timey, I vote for "slattern" - through implication if not explicit definition.



I always associated slattern with Snopesy white trash and Strumpet with a bit better society.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 31, 2019 11:19 AM (UK/qZ)

146 I support a wide stance for Enema and a hitching post.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 31, 2019 11:19 AM (2LelM)

147 >>>Actually McSally did end up in the Senate after all - she's got McCain's old seat for the next 2 years.



And she'll probably lose her reelection bid.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 31, 2019 11:19 AM (bkUtD)

148 Honestly, it's a toss-up. McSally is no conservative, and she was highly endorsed by totes TruCon Hugh Hewitt.

Sorry, not even close. McSally certainly had Collins/CokeBear tendencies, but would have been a more-or-less solid vote on anything that matters.

The bisexual strumpet? Yeah, pretty much an in-the-bag vote for Schmuck Chumer

Posted by: DocJ at January 31, 2019 11:20 AM (NYS7S)

149 I wonder if she is granny panties or all victoria secret.

Posted by: IC at January 31, 2019 11:15 AM (a0IVu)

====
A "HEY lady, your ass is eating your underwear" thong.
Posted by: Jukin


Dental floss G-String for the no-panty lines.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2019 11:20 AM (lyaJC)

150 As the father of two teenage girls, I tell them all the time there is no such a thing as bad clothing. There is only bad behavior. You can say she isn't dressed the part of a member of the greatest deliberative body. You can't say she is dressed like a hooker.

Posted by: Dangerously Cheezy at January 31, 2019 11:08 AM (Ai1hj)


Ummm...wut?!
========
Wut wut wut?

If clothes can't be a provocation, why the multi billion dollar lingerie industry? Why did the guy who founded Victoria's Secret become a billionaire?



Posted by: simplemind at January 31, 2019 11:20 AM (IvCb7)

151 I'll vote for you if you add cowboy boots and a cape.



Oh come on, that would be tacky.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2019 11:15 AM (/tuJf)

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No assless chaps?

It's like I don't even know you people.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 31, 2019 11:20 AM (pw+jk)

152 Had anyone said "strumpet" yet? I like the way that word sounds.

"Strumpet".
Posted by: hogmartin at January 31, 2019 11:16 AM (IqOTP)
++++++++++
If we're going old-timey, I vote for "slattern" - through implication if not explicit definition.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
-------------

Both terms underutilized these days. As is 'trollop'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2019 11:20 AM (CDGwz)

153 It would seem that Arizona is hard wired to export their freaks to DC.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 31, 2019 11:20 AM (2LelM)

154 >>>I'm no Adonis, but Cineman looks kind of lumpy, too.



Decent cans, but yeah, a little doughy.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 31, 2019 11:20 AM (bkUtD)

155 Where did you go R b g e o

The nation turns its eagle on you.

How have you been you old harridan

Have those ribs been healing

Or are you just rotting away.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 31, 2019 11:21 AM (c02Xt)

156 You should see the closeups of Cinnamon in those atrocious boots. Arizona must be so, so proud.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 31, 2019 11:06 AM (ty7RM)

Somewhere, an abandoned stripper pole is weeping.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2019 11:21 AM (nPGq2)

157 Why do I think they were hookers? Because they initiated conversations with men walking by themselves or with other men and ignored the ones walking with women."

I thought it was because they showed up at your door after you called the Escort Service and asked for the Daily Double.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2019 11:21 AM (Kpl3J)

158 126 Condoleezza Rice's boots were worn with a much more conservative outfit, and weren't nearly as high. She still managed to look professional.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 31, 2019 11:17 AM (wCmLp)

Didn't stop the criticism, though, or claims that she was disrespecting the troops who'd come to see her. And didn't stop the use of the word dominatrix.

I thought she looked good.

Oh, anyone remember Palin's red pumps? Scandal!

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at January 31, 2019 11:21 AM (BD/yx)

159 >>>No assless chaps?


Technically, "assless chaps" is redundant.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 31, 2019 11:21 AM (bkUtD)

160 Actually McSally did end up in the Senate after all - she's got McCain's old seat for the next 2 years.

Don't remind me. That's so ridiculous the voters will soon cure it, just out of embarrassment.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, as woke as he's gonna get at January 31, 2019 11:21 AM (LISuA)

161 I always associated slattern with Snopesy white trash and Strumpet with a bit better society.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 31, 2019 11:19 AM (UK/qZ)
+++++++
Me too. I stand by my vote.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2019 11:22 AM (I2dne)

162 147 >>>Actually McSally did end up in the Senate after all - she's got McCain's old seat for the next 2 years.



And she'll probably lose her reelection bid.
--------------------
Not if she starts wearing Michelle Boots.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 31, 2019 11:22 AM (2LelM)

163 Sinema: She deserves some slack. Its her first day in her first job. Besides, she thinks she IS dressing like a professional.

Well, in fairness, she IS dressing like a "professional."

She's just on the wrong side of town.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at January 31, 2019 11:22 AM (eytER)

164 "Strumpet".
Posted by: hogmartin


********

"Strumpet" conjures up more of a playful or fun-filled type of easy woman, mayhaps even frolicsome. Not so trashy.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 31, 2019 11:22 AM (m45I2)

165 These boots were made for squawkin'...and that's just what I'll do.

Posted by: Kyrsten Sinemax at January 31, 2019 11:22 AM (Tyii7)

166 Well could have been worse..she could have worn Michelle's glitter boots.

Posted by: IC at January 31, 2019 11:22 AM (a0IVu)

167 But what about the children?

-
Ralph Northam
@GovernorVA
I have devoted my life to caring for children and any insinuation otherwise is shameful and disgusting.

-
Racist Republican bastards smeared him by using direct quotes!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 31, 2019 11:22 AM (+y/Ru)

168 Any chance we can install a pole on the floor of Congress?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 31, 2019 11:22 AM (2LelM)

169 Somewhere, an abandoned stripper pole is weeping.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2019 11:21 AM (nPGq2)

And the wind cries Mary

Posted by: Jimi Hendrix at January 31, 2019 11:22 AM (yhYmR)

170 Decent cans, but yeah, a little doughy.

I bet she's run more marathons than most people here, though.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, as woke as he's gonna get at January 31, 2019 11:22 AM (LISuA)

171 All chaps are assless. Where did that term come from?

Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at January 31, 2019 11:22 AM (Rt8Uf)

172 I would really like to join and donate to an environmental group that would sue to build border wallls/fence along all the federal and state owned lands along the border to protect desert tortoises and/or roadrunner birds, rare cactus whatever and also would sue to stop construction of windmills in eagle and condor habitat areas. But I don't know of any that are not just commie fronts and turn a blind eye to animal deaths when the commies think the project weakens the U.S.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 31, 2019 11:22 AM (jUcoH)

173 Bleached blonde in ugly clothes

That's like a uniform for rich kept women around me

Is that the look she's going for - "I'm competing with my teen daughter"?!!

She just seems dim.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 31, 2019 11:22 AM (Rarvo)

174 Oh good grief, she actually wore 'fuck me' boots to the senate chambers!!!!!
Posted by: IC at January 31, 2019 11:03 AM (a0IVu)

Technically, I think those are "Fuck You"boots.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 31, 2019 11:23 AM (3sjI6)

175 these boots are made for hookin'
and that's just what I do

but one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you

nancy sinatra/sinema

Posted by: illiniwek at January 31, 2019 11:23 AM (Cus5s)

176 Ralph Northam

@GovernorVA

I have devoted my life to caring for children and any insinuation otherwise is shameful and disgusting.


Says the guy who literally advocated baby murder yesterday on video.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, as woke as he's gonna get at January 31, 2019 11:23 AM (LISuA)

177 Senator Sinema....are you trying to seduce us?

*cue Simon and Garfunkel*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 31, 2019 11:23 AM (p+Wdc)

178 >>>And with strong border controls those numbers would improve! Yes, that might sound cold and uncaring, but we cannot be the emergency room to the world.

It's not cold or uncaring at all. The whole problem is that our would be locusts aren't in any sort of "emergency".

They are would be squatters and despoilers, seeking "asylum" under false pretenses. Like the guy from Turkey pretending to be a Syrian refugee, so he could get free dental work in Germany.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 31, 2019 11:23 AM (/qEW2)

179 @GovernorVA

You have a very odd medical definition of "caring for", monster.

Posted by: DocJ at January 31, 2019 11:23 AM (NYS7S)

180

Fvck-me boots and no panties... good thing the seat cushions are leather covered...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 31, 2019 11:23 AM (n2qRY)

181 No assless chaps?





Technically, "assless chaps" is redundant.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp
===
No these chaps are extra assless.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 31, 2019 11:24 AM (pw+jk)

182 All chaps are assless. Where did that term come from?


Assless chaps means chaps sans pants.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 31, 2019 11:24 AM (UK/qZ)

183

Yeah, nothing says "decorum" like a Senator wearing fuck-me boots on the floor of the Senate.

Finally combining the world's two oldest professions. Which is pretty easy since there's not a whole lot of difference between them other than the quantity of people getting fucked.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 31, 2019 11:24 AM (HaL55)

184 Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 31, 2019 11:23 AM

Being that she's a Senator, they're more like "We're Fucked" boots.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 31, 2019 11:24 AM (ju9gW)

185 Dude at the bottom of Sinema's photo just can't even!

Posted by: sinalco at January 31, 2019 11:24 AM (yODqO)

186 there was a song titled Cinnamon?

Can't think whether that's a name or a verse.


Not cinnamon girl

Tommy roe?

Posted by: jakee308 at January 31, 2019 11:24 AM (c02Xt)

187 180

Fvck-me boots and no panties... good thing the seat cushions are leather covered...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 31, 2019 11:23 AM (n2qRY)

Those Clorox cleaning wipes come in hella handy

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 31, 2019 11:24 AM (bcbK8)

188 and a dress short enough to show her knickers when she sits down.

Posted by: IC at January 31, 2019 11:07 AM (a0IVu)

Assumes facts not in evidence.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2019 11:24 AM (nPGq2)

189 These new abortion insanity the feminazis are pushing is getting noticed and not in a good way. Some Dems are going to realize normal people are repulsed by this and it is going to cause them damage. Yet they cannot do anything about it because their feminazi base is insane and takes no prisoners.

Can't wait to see which Dem tries to reign this in or even distance themselves. They will get to experience SJW mob tolerance first hand.

Posted by: Ripley at January 31, 2019 11:24 AM (MxEKc)

190 Ralph Northam
@GovernorVA
I have devoted my life to caring for children and any insinuation otherwise is shameful and disgusting.

---

We're not "insinuating" otherwise, we're straight stating it, by using evidence from what you yourself said.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 31, 2019 11:24 AM (KUaJL)

191 Those boots belong on a 19th century whaling captain.

Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at January 31, 2019 11:25 AM (Rt8Uf)

192 All chaps are assless. Where did that term come from?
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at January 31, 2019 11:22 AM (Rt8Uf)

Cowboys that wore them had the decorum not to expose their buttocks for public consumption. It's an advertising strategy for gays. It says, "I'm open for business!"

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 31, 2019 11:25 AM (3sjI6)

193 Those boots belong on a 19th century whaling captain.


or a French Musketeer.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 31, 2019 11:25 AM (UK/qZ)

194 73 Looking at Kristen Sinema's picture, where her left hand is, it would appear she is showing off her "oral pleasuring" skills.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 31, 2019 11:13 AM (jxbfJ)

Yes, that was the second thought in my mind, which probably says something about me.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at January 31, 2019 11:25 AM (RD7QR)

195 Had anyone said "strumpet" yet? I like the way that word sounds.



"Strumpet".

Posted by: hogmartin at January 31, 2019 11:16 AM (IqOTP)

++++++++++

If we're going old-timey, I vote for "slattern" - through implication if not explicit definition.


Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2019 11:17 AM

---

How about calling her a common trollop?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 31, 2019 11:25 AM (JUOKG)

196 Honestly, looking at her I would have guessed politician from NJ.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 31, 2019 11:25 AM (2LelM)

197 It's a shit outfit without a plumed hat.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 31, 2019 11:26 AM (UK/qZ)

198 Reading Drudge's headlines about Schultz - I hope he stays in the race, the Dem freakout is pretty damn funny.

Posted by: IC at January 31, 2019 11:26 AM (a0IVu)

199 I watched the "People Versus OJ Simpson" the other evening (really good show, btw) and Martha McSally reminds me of Marcia Clark (who prosecuted). Her ratings are probably about the same as those Clark got during jury consultation.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, as woke as he's gonna get at January 31, 2019 11:26 AM (LISuA)

200 I have devoted my life to caring for children and any insinuation otherwise is shameful and disgusting.
=====
The truth hurts bud.

Your "caring" for children only extends to those children that are convenient. Inconvenient children are to be made comfortable, but not resuscitated. More of your "caring", no doubt, you delightful old progressive grandpa!

Posted by: simplemind at January 31, 2019 11:26 AM (IvCb7)

201 Well could have been worse..she could have worn Michelle's glitter boots.
Posted by: IC
-----------

Yeah, every time I think that one of the Obamas has made the ultimate fool of themself, they serve up a fresh steaming pile of WTF?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2019 11:26 AM (xSo9G)

202 They say dress for the job you WANT to have...

hmmmm...

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at January 31, 2019 11:26 AM (flINI)

203 "Bad Economic Policies Kill More Children than War"


Abortion Industry: "Hold our beers"

Posted by: Roy at January 31, 2019 11:26 AM (ABjxW)

204 But don't the glasses bring smartness and class to the outfit?

Posted by: Morning Joe team at January 31, 2019 11:26 AM (ju9gW)

205 I'm sooooooooo hawt.

Posted by: Kyrsten Sinemax at January 31, 2019 11:26 AM (Tyii7)

206 191 Those boots belong on a 19th century whaling captain.
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Naw. No straight whaling captain would wear suede.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 31, 2019 11:26 AM (2LelM)

207
to guys are walking the streets of chicago rght nw free as brds

Posted by: Comraderie at January 31, 2019 11:27 AM (jYje5)

208 "Well, in fairness, she IS dressing like a "professional."
She's just on the wrong side of town.Posted by: WitchDoktor

actually, there is no worse whore house than congress ... they should all be required to dress like flashy pimps ... as they pimp America out to their BigMoney clients in the Gucci Gulch

Posted by: illiniwek at January 31, 2019 11:27 AM (Cus5s)

209 I think it's good for there to be real whores in office.

Bring some honesty to the profession.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 31, 2019 11:27 AM (c02Xt)

210 so our infant mortality rate is vanishingly low.

Unintentional mortality, please.

Posted by: Planned Non-Parenthood at January 31, 2019 11:27 AM (CE5C/)

211 "I like the way that line runs up the back of your boots. No, don't take 'em off, don't take 'em off."--Cocaine Mitch.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 31, 2019 11:27 AM (3sjI6)

212 It's a shit outfit without a plumed hat.



Or a stump

Posted by: runner - baby, it's cold outside ! at January 31, 2019 11:27 AM (bUjCl)

213 And it's not like I'm holding myself up as some kind of fashion plate, either. For instance, today I'm wearing a flannel shirt, jeans, and, er, comfortable shoes. But were I going to work on Capitol Hill, I would dress appropriately.

Posted by: bluebell at January 31, 2019 11:27 AM (U5tDi)

214
204 But don't the glasses bring smartness and class to the outfit?
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Its like she is trying to be hot like Sarah Palin. Its not working.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 31, 2019 11:28 AM (2LelM)

215 211 "I like the way that line runs up the back of your boots. No, don't take 'em off, don't take 'em off."--Cocaine Mitch.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 31, 2019 11:27 AM (3sjI

LMAO...say what you will about her but Elaine Chao is always very well dressed for her age and position.

Posted by: IC at January 31, 2019 11:28 AM (a0IVu)

216 With Kyrsten Sinema announcing she is "bi", is that like being a moderate? An Independent Voter? Straddling the fence, if you will. Out to prove you can ride two horses at once?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 31, 2019 11:28 AM (jxbfJ)

217 How about calling her a common trollop?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 31, 2019 11:25 AM (JUOKG)



I always liked roundheels. It's got more class than common skank.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 31, 2019 11:28 AM (UGqF8)

218 pussy in boots

Posted by: Roy at January 31, 2019 11:28 AM (ABjxW)

219 I hope he stays in the race, the Dem freakout is pretty damn funny.

Posted by: IC at January 31, 2019 11:26 AM

Most polls I've seen show that Schultz will kill Trump's chances in the electoral college, just like Perot did to Bush.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 31, 2019 11:28 AM (ju9gW)

220 135 Morning all... Where's Ruthie?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2019 11:19 AM (O2RFr)

2019 Hide & Seek Champion

Posted by: josephistan at January 31, 2019 11:28 AM (7HtZB)

221 dressed like a 42-year-old housewife trying to look 26 and bang one of her son's high school friends.

Hey, it worked.

Posted by: Kyrsten Skinemax at January 31, 2019 11:28 AM (CE5C/)

222

Ralph Northam


@GovernorVA


I have devoted my life to caring for children and any insinuation otherwise is shameful and disgusting.

Says the guy who literally advocated baby murder yesterday on video.


Ordinarily, one needs visit a sanitarium to find people who believe two completely opposite things to be true at the same time.

Translation for imbecile Progs: Yeah, that's not psychotic at all, is it? *eyeroll thingy*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 31, 2019 11:28 AM (HaL55)

223 Those boots belong on a 19th century whaling captain.

********


*waggles outstretched thumb and little finger by ear**

"Call me, Ishmael!"

/Kirsten

Posted by: Muldoon at January 31, 2019 11:28 AM (m45I2)

224 >>Most of you have seen this photograph, but just in case some of you haven't, that's Kyrsten Sinema, the Democrat senator from Arizona, on the floor of the United States Senate, dressed like a 42-year-old housewife trying to look 26 and bang one of her son's high school friends.

Mmm.

Posted by: Zod at January 31, 2019 11:28 AM (Bdeb0)

225 to guys are walking the streets of chicago rght nw free as brds
Posted by: Comraderie at January 31, 2019 11:27 AM (jYje5)

I'm pretty sure they're running to get out of the cold so they can defrost their balls.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 31, 2019 11:28 AM (3sjI6)

226 204 But don't the glasses bring smartness and class to the outfit?
That is what you call artificial intelligence.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 31, 2019 11:29 AM (jxbfJ)

227 No, seriously, Ishmael, call me!

Posted by: Muldoon at January 31, 2019 11:29 AM (m45I2)

228 If we're going old-timey, I vote for "slattern" - through implication if not explicit definition.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2019 11:17 AM (I2dne)

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Hussy. Trollop. Harlot.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 31, 2019 11:29 AM (AzW6q)

229 If Sinema had completed her outfit with a MAGA hat I'd like it a lot more.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, as woke as he's gonna get at January 31, 2019 11:29 AM (LISuA)

230 But don't the glasses bring smartness and class to the outfit?


In fairness, it works for Cory Chase.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 31, 2019 11:29 AM (UK/qZ)

231 The VA Governor's Northram's comments are far more disgusting than whatever Akin said, but don't count on a media feeding frenzy.

Guy is coldly calculating a child's murder, that was no gaffe.

Posted by: Blago at January 31, 2019 11:29 AM (UfkIY)

232 Puss'N'Boots

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at January 31, 2019 11:29 AM (flINI)

233 >>5 Zod, you still have plans for Sinema, or did you throw in the towel? Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2019 11:04 AM (I2dne)

Yes. My factor in Arizona is setting plans in motion. Acosta remains to be acquired.

Posted by: Zod at January 31, 2019 11:29 AM (Bdeb0)

234 LMAO...say what you will about her but Elaine Chao is always very well dressed for her age and position.
Posted by: IC at January 31, 2019 11:28 AM (a0IVu)


If her position is on a ladder, yes.

Posted by: Magic Mitch McConnell at January 31, 2019 11:29 AM (UGqF8)

235 "Your "caring" for children only extends to those children that are
convenient. Inconvenient children are to be made comfortable, but not
resuscitated."

"I'd be more comfortable is you hadn't stuck that scissors in my spine" ...

Posted by: illiniwek at January 31, 2019 11:29 AM (Cus5s)

236
198 Reading Drudge's headlines about Schultz - I hope he stays in the race, the Dem freakout is pretty damn funny.
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I think we Morons should back his third party run to the hilt.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 31, 2019 11:29 AM (2LelM)

237 Ms. Sinema, give us a call

Posted by: Pornhub, MILF section at January 31, 2019 11:29 AM (ABjxW)

238 It's a shit outfit without a plumed hat.



Or a stump
=======
hook hand, eye patch, and a parrot?

Posted by: simplemind at January 31, 2019 11:30 AM (gWkq3)

239 >>>But don't the glasses bring smartness and class to the outfit?



Like in Seinfeld, she's a two-face. Google her. Sometimes cute, sometimes a train wreck.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 31, 2019 11:30 AM (VWp7G)

240 In that outfit, she could have started twerking on the senate floor.

Posted by: IC at January 31, 2019 11:31 AM (a0IVu)

241 204 But don't the glasses bring smartness and class to the outfit?

===
Works for me... oh and the sweater puppies but mostly the sweater puppies.

Posted by: Maria Harf at January 31, 2019 11:31 AM (pw+jk)

242 In fairness, it works for Cory Chase.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 31, 2019 11:29 AM


Now *that's* a candidate for congress I could get behind.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 31, 2019 11:31 AM (jYje5)

243 Like in Seinfeld, she's a two-face. Google her. Sometimes cute, sometimes a train wreck.


It's all about the lighting, and the alcohol consumption.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 31, 2019 11:31 AM (UK/qZ)

244 Those boots are made for walking!

Posted by: Colin at January 31, 2019 11:31 AM (1TT0Q)

245 I want to see Nanzi Palsi in panties and bra in the HOR floor.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 31, 2019 11:13 AM (pw+jk)

In her case, a pair of boxer shorts would provide all the necessary coverage, if the legs were long enough/

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2019 11:31 AM (nPGq2)

246 Reading Drudge's headlines about Schultz - I hope he stays in the race, the Dem freakout is pretty damn funny.
Posted by: IC at January 31, 2019 11:26 AM (a0IVu)

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Schultz is in a good position. Due to his existing wealth, when the Party comes to pay him off, he can command a much, much higher price, in cash and in kind, than Bernie.

Well played, my man.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 31, 2019 11:31 AM (AzW6q)

247 I think I'll send her a dic pic.

Posted by: Tony Wiener at January 31, 2019 11:31 AM (Tyii7)

248 >>It's a shit outfit without a plumed hat.



>>Or a stump
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hook hand, eye patch, and a parrot?

Mask and Zorro sword.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2019 11:31 AM (/tuJf)

249 232 Puss'N'Boots
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at January 31, 2019 11:29 AM (flINI)
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LOL. Winner.

Posted by: WisRich at January 31, 2019 11:32 AM (G0vdT)

250 I hope he stays in the race, the Dem freakout is pretty damn funny.



Posted by: IC at January 31, 2019 11:26 AM

Most polls I've seen show that Schultz will kill Trump's chances in the electoral college, just like Perot did to Bush.





Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 31, 2019 11:28 AM

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At this point any poll out there is complete garbage. And the left appears to be extremely worried about him running as an Independent. They have gone so far as to start up a hit job website headed by a senior hillary campaign guy.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 31, 2019 11:32 AM (JUOKG)

251 Ralph Northam
@GovernorVA
I have devoted my life to caring for children and any insinuation otherwise is shameful and disgusting.

-
Racist Republican bastards smeared him by using direct quotes!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 31, 2019 11:22 AM (+y/Ru)

Kathy Tran trying to tell everyone that what you actually heard her say wasn't what she said...

http://tinyurl.com/ya6wnvsv

She's taking a beating on twitter too....as is the gov.

Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2019 11:32 AM (cF8AT)

252 Someone should tell her it's the Senate floor, and not Walmart.

Posted by: Roy at January 31, 2019 11:32 AM (ABjxW)

253 She will be mated with Acosta.

Science demands it.

Posted by: Zod at January 31, 2019 11:32 AM (Bdeb0)

254 Most of you have seen this photograph, but just in case some of you haven't, that's Kyrsten Sinema, the Democrat senator from Arizona, on the floor of the United States Senate, dressed like a 42-year-old housewife trying to look 26 and bang one of her son's high school girlfriends.

FIFY. She bats for the other team. I like the hip boots though. Being a swamp creature, I guess she needs them.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 31, 2019 11:32 AM (/qEW2)

255 It's a shit outfit without a plumed hat.



>>Or a stump
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hook hand, eye patch, and a parrot?

Mask and Zorro sword.




=

no, no, the sword would be too much

Posted by: runner - baby, it's cold outside ! at January 31, 2019 11:32 AM (bUjCl)

256 Most polls I've seen show that Schultz will kill Trump's chances in the electoral college, just like Perot did to Bush.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 31, 2019 11:28 AM (ju9gW)

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Most polls are lying to you. If this were true, the Dems would not be freaking out about him running Independent.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 31, 2019 11:33 AM (ffYR/)

257 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Kane at January 31, 2019 11:33 AM (HqL10)

258 Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 31, 2019 11:32 AM

And yet it still sounds like "Please don't throw us into that briar patch, Mr. Schultz!" to me.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 31, 2019 11:33 AM (ju9gW)

259 Those boots were made for streetwalking.

My mother endorsed the majority sentiment here. I have two sisters, and I don't think two days went by without hearing Mom say one of them "looked like a tramp." (That's another word that went out of style.)

Posted by: Eeyore at January 31, 2019 11:33 AM (VaN/j)

260 no weapons

Posted by: runner - baby, it's cold outside ! at January 31, 2019 11:33 AM (bUjCl)

261
I think we Morons should back his third party run to the hilt.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 31, 2019 11:29 AM


I will ''pretend 'till the end'' to support him.
Until the curtain closes on the voting booth.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 31, 2019 11:33 AM (jYje5)

262 She looks the type that Agent Strozk would hit on.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 31, 2019 11:33 AM (2LelM)

263 >>>Science demands it.


And sacred honor.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 31, 2019 11:33 AM (bkUtD)

264 Why don't the Chicago cops have Jussie show them exactly where this supposed incident took place and then examine all the video from that area? Seems like that would be the simplest way to prove/disprove it.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 31, 2019 11:33 AM (gC2IV)

265 Posted by: illiniwek at January 31, 2019 11:29 AM (Cus5s)

Or sucked my brains out thru that hole you drilled in my head.

If they would allow a video (they ban them wherever they try to show them) of a partial birth abortion. Or any abortion really, we would not have abortion. RoeVWade would be overturned in a week.

This is why those videos were jumped on so quickly by Veritas.

It's more gruesome than small intestine resection.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 31, 2019 11:34 AM (c02Xt)

266 >>>She looks the type that Agent Strozk would hit on.


Or Agent Page.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 31, 2019 11:34 AM (bkUtD)

267 Technically, I think those are "Fuck You"boots.

-
These boots were made for stomping
And that's just what they'll do
One of these days these boots are gonna stomp all over you

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 31, 2019 11:34 AM (+y/Ru)

268 DanMa'am was still in her 20s when she knew to quietly take back the clothes, boots, purses, etc. I would buy her and exchange them. They were either too tight or too expensive and she knew she could get something more appropriate and cheaper. I still call her out on the green velvet mini skirt I never saw.

Saw also would get stopped in the halls of Bellaire High School and get asked for a permit when she picked up the older one for orthodontist appointments. They thought she was his boyfriend since he was foot taller than her. Hilarious times.

Posted by: DanMan at January 31, 2019 11:34 AM (XTiHL)

269 I think I'll send her a dic pic.
Posted by: Tony Wiener at January 31, 2019 11:31 AM (Tyii7)
+++++++++++++
Send her this one (SFW):
https://tinyurl.com/y94udfk6

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2019 11:34 AM (I2dne)

270 >>FIFY. She bats for the other team.Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 31, 2019 11:32 AM (/qEW2)

Switch-hitter, in the vernacular.

Posted by: Zod at January 31, 2019 11:34 AM (Bdeb0)

271 Any gun owner that finds him or herself in a camp,

Deserves. To. Be. There.

Can't change my mind. Don't even try.
Posted by: rickb223

I am not the biggest apostle of gun ownership. I don't quite own an arsenal of pistols or rifles. In fact, I only own one pistol that I inherited, and another that sort of fell into my lap.
But frankly, they come for me, and I'm dying on my home doorstep.
I am not going, just to live out a life in some camp to be re-educated.

And believe, it's now a distinct possibility.

The last time I watched "Dr. Zchivago" about 6 years ago, it made me incredibly sad, because now I see how it can happen here.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in MAGA country! at January 31, 2019 11:34 AM (vcOmj)

272 146 I support a wide stance for Enema and a hitching post.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 31, 2019 11:19 AM (2LelM)

She'll just take all your money and crash your new car.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at January 31, 2019 11:34 AM (RD7QR)

273 Call the vote! All those in favor say "Arrrrrrrrr!"

Posted by: Muldoon at January 31, 2019 11:35 AM (m45I2)

274 Society is just way to casual to have real formal settings any more.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 31, 2019 11:35 AM (wGbBR)

275 Most polls are lying to you. If this were true, the Dems would not be freaking out about him running Independent.
.....

ep.

The dude is an SJW on many issues.

Posted by: HA at January 31, 2019 11:35 AM (MAstk)

276 OK it does appear that the left is preparing for Roe vs. Wade to be overturned and anyone with a functioning brain knows that rbg is not coming back to SCOTUS so they are setting the stage at the State level.


The RI Governor is going to sign an abortion bill that allows abortions up to the day of birth.


This was the kicker statement to me:

"It would eliminate all protections for unborn babies and codifyRoe v. Wadeinto state law in case the U.S. Supreme Court overturns the ruling."

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 31, 2019 11:35 AM (JUOKG)

277 So can we expect Trump to start wearing Stompy Boots too?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 31, 2019 11:35 AM (2LelM)

278 Nah, those are "knock me down and fuck me" boots (as a female acquaintance once put it).

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 31, 2019 11:35 AM (wWJIH)

279 I saw a redneck hanging around outside.the apartments with a rope. How did I know he was a redneck with gloves and a ski mask on?

Posted by: Jussie's neighbor at January 31, 2019 11:35 AM (SkuXa)

280 Schultz is in a good position. Due to his existing wealth, when the Party comes to pay him off, he can command a much, much higher price, in cash and in kind, than Bernie.

Well played, my man.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 31, 2019 11:31 AM (AzW6q)


And he is well positioned to profit from the flood of journolists needing jobs as baritas, isn't he?

Posted by: Eeyore at January 31, 2019 11:36 AM (VaN/j)

281 Why don't the Chicago cops have Jussie show them exactly where this supposed incident took place and then examine all the video from that area? Seems like that would be the simplest way to prove/disprove it.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 31, 2019 11:33 AM (gC2IV)

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Well, my understanding is that they have, and in surrounding areas.

CPD has released a couple of still frames of 2 POI in the case captured from surveillance cameras - Two men, from behind, hence indeterminate facial features/race/etc., no MAGA hats, no bottle of bleach.

This is CPD doing their utmost, bending over backwards, to give Jussie and the Dems plausible deniability that this was the obvious hoax it is.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 31, 2019 11:36 AM (AzW6q)

282 236 - would be funny if the two guys they have video of come forward and identify themselves. As undercover cops.

Posted by: DanMan at January 31, 2019 11:36 AM (XTiHL)

283 I want to see Nanzi Palsi in panties and bra in the HOR floor.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 31, 2019 11:13 AM (pw+jk)

Uuhh...I don't.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 31, 2019 11:37 AM (3sjI6)

284 I saw a redneck hanging around outside.the apartments with a rope. How did I know he was a redneck with gloves and a ski mask on?
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The MAGA hat, obviously.

Posted by: Don Lemon at January 31, 2019 11:37 AM (Ss2Rm)

285 When Hussein left his still-secret meeting with Fidel Castro in Cuba (#ReleaseThePhotos!), he traveled to Argentina. There, he told the South American schoolchildren that they were free to choose from among both Communist policies and liberal democratic policies--just like he did!

And then he went home and started wiretapping Donald Trump to rig the election.

Just kidding--he had already been wiretapping the Trumps for years.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 31, 2019 11:37 AM (Ndje9)

286 I want to see Nanzi Palsi in panties and bra in the HOR floor.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 31, 2019 11:13 AM (pw+jk)

In her case, a pair of boxer shorts would provide all the necessary coverage, if the legs were long enough/
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


The other week, my future wife was traveling in Florida and being chauffered in a limo. The limo driver was a very interesting guy, and once upon a time, he was driving Pelosi somewhere (in Florida) and she was changing her blouse (down to the bra) in the backseat.
He couldn't raise the privacy screen fast enough, she was just tearing off her blouse in back of him (in the limo).
She's a trollop.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in MAGA country! at January 31, 2019 11:37 AM (vcOmj)

287 272 146 I support a wide stance for Enema and a hitching post.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 31, 2019 11:19 AM (2LelM)

She'll just take all your money and crash your new car.
----------------
True. Now shes with one of my good time buddies,
They're drinkin' in some crosstown bar

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 31, 2019 11:37 AM (2LelM)

288 Dem freakout is pretty damn funny.

-
There's a tempest in the Donk tewpot that Schultz didn't build that!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 31, 2019 11:38 AM (+y/Ru)

289 >>283 I want to see Nanzi Palsi in panties and bra in the HOR floor.

Doing interpretive dance.

Beautifully mutated.

Posted by: Zod at January 31, 2019 11:38 AM (Bdeb0)

290

And the wind
cries

Kyrsten

Posted by: Jimi at January 31, 2019 11:38 AM (aKsyK)

291 Why don't the Chicago cops have Jussie show them
exactly where this supposed incident took place and then examine all the
video from that area? Seems like that would be the simplest way to
prove/disprove it.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 31, 2019 11:33 AM (gC2IV)



--------



Well, my understanding is that they have, and in surrounding areas.



CPD has released a couple of still frames of 2 POI in the case
captured from surveillance cameras - Two men, from behind, hence
indeterminate facial features/race/etc., no MAGA hats, no bottle of
bleach.



This is CPD doing their utmost, bending over backwards, to give
Jussie and the Dems plausible deniability that this was the obvious hoax
it is.


Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 31, 2019 11:36 AM

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Those two people of interest were walking away from the spot that he said he was attacked at 15-30 minutes before the attack occurred.


His story has more holes in it than a fishing net does.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 31, 2019 11:38 AM (JUOKG)

292
Those boots belong on a 19th century whaling captain.

********


Thar she blows!

Posted by: Zombie Capt Ahab at January 31, 2019 11:39 AM (TAmPV)

293 Did anyone else notice that two individuals "of interest" in Jussie surveillance footage did not throw any shadow ? YOu know what that means, right ??

Posted by: runner - baby, it's cold outside ! at January 31, 2019 11:39 AM (bUjCl)

294 276 OK it does appear that the left is preparing for Roe vs. Wade to be overturned and anyone with a functioning brain knows that rbg is not coming back to SCOTUS so they are setting the stage at the State level.


The RI Governor is going to sign an abortion bill that allows abortions up to the day of birth.


This was the kicker statement to me:

"It would eliminate all protections for unborn babies and codifyRoe v. Wadeinto state law in case the U.S. Supreme Court overturns the ruling."

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 31, 2019 11:35 AM (JUOKG)
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It has to be something like that. It's just to coincidental all these liberal states all at once are passing these laws.

It could be that word has been sent out that yeah, she's dying and Trump will get to replace her.

Posted by: WisRich at January 31, 2019 11:39 AM (G0vdT)

295 would be funny if the two guys they have video of come forward and identify themselves. As undercover cops.
Posted by: DanMan at January 31, 2019 11:36 AM (XTiHL)

See. This is why black peoples don' trust da cops! Dey was out disrespectin' Jussie.....What, he's a fag? Fuck dat. You on yo own, negro!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 31, 2019 11:39 AM (3sjI6)

296 Those boots are ugly. Not Michelle Obama's glittering boots ugly, but ugly nonetheless.

And Krysten honey. Buy some Spanx to wear under that dress.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2019 11:39 AM (ptqGC)

297 CPD has released a couple of still frames of 2 POI in the case captured from surveillance cameras - Two men, from behind, hence indeterminate facial features/race/etc., no MAGA hats, no bottle of bleach.

This is CPD doing their utmost, bending over backwards, to give Jussie and the Dems plausible deniability that this was the obvious hoax it is.
==========
FYI: those dudes were walking AWAY from the area about 15 to 30 minutes before it supposedly occurred. They are sought because there was perhaps a slim chance they may have seen someone in the same area, not picked up on the surveillance cams, 15 to 30 minutes before anything happened.

Hey, you guys see any lurking rednecks?

Yeah, the CPD looked at everything available, hours of video and this is the best they got.

Which is to say, nothing.

Posted by: simplemind at January 31, 2019 11:40 AM (C5KGK)

298 Most polls are lying to you. If this were true, the Dems would not be freaking out about him running Independent.
.....

ep.

The dude is an SJW on many issues.
Posted by: HA


Yes he is. But the difference is that he (Schulz) has actually produced something in his life (built up Starbucks, whatever else you think of that bullshit), and would actually understand the pragmatic reasons why some of their collectivist wet dreams won't quite work in the real world.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in MAGA country! at January 31, 2019 11:40 AM (vcOmj)

299 My BP is still elevated from the infanticide enthusiasts.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2019 11:40 AM (ptqGC)

300 Schultz is about to find out the American Dream is no longer about working hard, rags to riches success stories. It is about Free Stuff. And abortions at 40 weeks.

Posted by: Ripley at January 31, 2019 11:40 AM (MxEKc)

301 You can't trust any statistics produced by a socialist government either.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2019 11:40 AM (1ISKN)

302 Most polls I've seen show that Schultz will kill Trump's chances in the electoral college, just like Perot did to Bush.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 31, 2019 11:28 AM (ju9gW)

Still haven't learned your lesson about polls, eh?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 31, 2019 11:40 AM (3sjI6)

303 293 Did anyone else notice that two individuals "of interest" in Jussie surveillance footage did not throw any shadow ? YOu know what that means, right ??
Posted by: runner - baby, it's cold outside ! at January 31, 2019 11:39 AM (bUjCl)

Vampires?

Posted by: sinalco at January 31, 2019 11:41 AM (yODqO)

304 Those two people of interest were walking away from the spot that he said he was attacked at 15-30 minutes before the attack occurred.

His story has more holes in it than a fishing net does.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 31, 2019 11:38 AM (JUOKG)

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If they do manage to ID those 2 guys, they will wreck 2 innocent lives so that the narrative may live on.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 31, 2019 11:41 AM (ffYR/)

305 Beautiful Politico headline:

"Harris and Booker Jostle For Backing Of Black Lawmakers"

(Zod jostles for a ringside seat and some popcorn).

Posted by: Zod at January 31, 2019 11:41 AM (Bdeb0)

306 Hooker boots from out of Pretty Woman!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at January 31, 2019 11:41 AM (NjJUT)

307 Still haven't learned your lesson about polls, eh?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 31, 2019 11:40 AM (3sjI6)
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It appears Krysten Cinema has.

Posted by: WisRich at January 31, 2019 11:41 AM (G0vdT)

308 I saw a redneck hanging around outside.the apartments with a rope. How did I know he was a redneck with gloves and a ski mask on?
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The MAGA hat, obviously.
Posted by: Don Lemon


And his hair was perfect....

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in MAGA country! at January 31, 2019 11:41 AM (vcOmj)

309
I saw a redneck hanging around outside the apartments with a rope.

Walking through the streets of Chicago in the cold

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 31, 2019 11:41 AM (aKsyK)

310 >>Technically, I think those are "Fuck You"boots.


"In these shoes? I don't think so . . ."
Good song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf-MaLXgl3A

Posted by: Lizzy at January 31, 2019 11:42 AM (W+vEI)

311 Schultz does not appeal to hardly anyone who voted for Trump last time. He has absolutely no conservative planks in his platform. Perot at least had some old fashioned MAGA views and NAFTA to run against.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 31, 2019 11:42 AM (wGbBR)

312 "....its elite flirted with socialist policies...."
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I wouldn't call nationalization of major industries and banks, taking over supervision of all communications and private universities, ignoring the legislature and constitution, importing hundreds of Cuban secret police/military "advisers," putting opposition leaders (including "democratic socialists" like Eduardo Frei) under house arrest while exiling or "disappearing" others, etc., as "flirting with socialist policies" --- but hey, that's just me!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 31, 2019 11:42 AM (Rxduq)

313 I'm more reliable than polls, especially almost two fucking years early.

Posted by: Jussie's neighbor at January 31, 2019 11:42 AM (SkuXa)

314 283
I want to see Nanzi Palsi in panties and bra in the HOR floor.



Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 31, 2019 11:13 AM (pw+jk)



Uuhh...I don't.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 31, 2019 11:37 AM (3sjI6)

If Nanzi did that, you'd finally see why her face always looks so tight. Her bewbs are hanging so low drawing the skin taught.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 31, 2019 11:42 AM (jxbfJ)

315 Vampires?
Posted by: sinalco at January 31, 2019 11:41 AM (yODqO)


You got it. Vampires caught on video. How often does that happen ?

Posted by: runner - baby, it's cold outside ! at January 31, 2019 11:42 AM (bUjCl)

316 It has to be something like that. It's just to coincidental all these liberal states all at once are passing these laws.



It could be that word has been sent out that yeah, she's dying and Trump will get to replace her.






Posted by: WisRich at January 31, 2019 11:39 AM

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Yep it's the only thing that makes sense. It's like these bills are all being introduced at the same time in different States and they came out of nowhere.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 31, 2019 11:42 AM (JUOKG)

317 ...His story has more holes in it than a fishing net does...

+++++

...hip waders...


*******


What are you guys angling at?

Posted by: Muldoon at January 31, 2019 11:42 AM (m45I2)

318
everyone nows when its this cold their are no shadows on the sidewalks its science

Posted by: comraderie at January 31, 2019 11:42 AM (jYje5)

319 278 Nah, those are "knock me down and fuck me" boots (as a female acquaintance once put it).
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 31, 2019

*
*
How does a woman shop for those? I mean, if she has even a smidgen of adult class, she can't tell the saleslady, "I want some 'knock me down and fuck me' boots"! I suppose she would just find some and point.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 31, 2019 11:43 AM (7MRhd)

320 286 I want to see Nanzi Palsi in panties and bra in the HOR floor.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 31, 2019 11:13 AM (pw+jk)

In her case, a pair of boxer shorts would provide all the necessary coverage, if the legs were long enough/
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


The other week, my future wife was traveling in Florida and being chauffered in a limo. The limo driver was a very interesting guy, and once upon a time, he was driving Pelosi somewhere (in Florida) and she was changing her blouse (down to the bra) in the backseat.
He couldn't raise the privacy screen fast enough, she was just tearing off her blouse in back of him (in the limo).
She's a trollop.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in MAGA country! at January 31, 2019 11:37 AM (vcOmj)

She must have been something else before electricity!

Posted by: josephistan at January 31, 2019 11:43 AM (7HtZB)

321 And in that image, Sinema looks like she's giving the blowjob motion.... Pure class. NOT.

When you HAVE no respect, you can't SHOW respect. Congrats, Arizona. You're further proving that Eric Holder was correct in saying that the American voter is overall FUCKING STUPID.

Pat yourselves on the back.

Posted by: Sponge at January 31, 2019 11:43 AM (cQBHk)

322 The dude is an SJW on many issues.

Catch up with the times. Twitter is littered with the corpses of 99% SJWs whose 1% sanity came out at the wrong time.

All it takes is one strike in their world. (Unless you're a Mahometan, in which case anything goes.)

Posted by: Eeyore at January 31, 2019 11:43 AM (VaN/j)

323 "Harris and Booker Jostle For Backing Of Black Lawmakers"

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Those two are a lot alike. For example, they both like cock.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 31, 2019 11:43 AM (+y/Ru)

324 I want to see Nanzi Palsi in panties and bra in the HOR floor.





Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 31, 2019 11:13 AM (pw+jk)





Uuhh...I don't.



Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 31, 2019 11:37 AM (3sjI6)

If Nanzi did that, you'd finally see why her face always looks so tight. Her bewbs are hanging so low drawing the skin taught.


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
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Nanzi also has a near perfect triangle of chest hair.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 31, 2019 11:44 AM (pw+jk)

325 I'd ask what the hell is wrong with Arizona, but this isn't their 1st time.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2019 11:44 AM (1ISKN)

326 I saw a redneck hanging around outside the apartments with a rope.

And his cowboy hat was perfect!

Posted by: Trader Vick's Werewolf at January 31, 2019 11:44 AM (NjJUT)

327 She must have been something else before electricity!
Posted by: josephistan at January 31, 2019 11:43 AM (7HtZB)
++++++++++
I hear she was a real looker when dinosaurs roamed the Earth...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2019 11:44 AM (I2dne)

328 Did someone say spanx?

Posted by: Tony Wiener at January 31, 2019 11:44 AM (Tyii7)

329 I realize that it is too much to ask of our politicians that they respect the country by actually doing a good job, but how about not dressing like a hooker? Is that too much to ask?
--Punk Monkey--

Yes, it is too much to ask. And since most of them are for sale in one form or another, she's actually being visibly more honest than most of em.

I prefer people to wear their stupid on their sleeves. It takes the guesswork out of things.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 31, 2019 11:45 AM (z79tQ)

330 Kyrsten has shown up for the audition.

But there is no movie...

...and Zod is not a 'film producer!'

(cue slap-bass)

Posted by: Zod at January 31, 2019 11:45 AM (Bdeb0)

331 Jennifer Jacobs @JenniferJJacobs
13m
Herman Cain was at the White House yesterday to talk about this, I'm told.

Nominating Cain for the Fed board raises the prospect of a US Senate confirmation hearing that resurfaces the sexual harassment allegations that emerged during Cain's presidential campaign.

Posted by: Poor Little fat Rich kid John PUDhoretz at January 31, 2019 11:45 AM (BqBId)

332 Huh, Kathy Tran doesn't have her blue check yet. I wonder what Twitter is waiting for. Her tweets don't have "gravitas" without it...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2019 11:45 AM (I2dne)

333 It could be that word has been sent out that yeah, she's dying and Trump will get to replace her.

Posted by: WisRich at January 31, 2019 11:39 AM

Could be that word has been sent out that yeah, she's dead and the Febreze, camphor, menthol, and incense isn't able to camouflage the smell anymore.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 31, 2019 11:45 AM (3sjI6)

334 A progressive school in the nation's capital said its students will not be playing sports at the school where Second Lady Karen Pence teaches part-time because of safety concerns.



Jessica Donovan, headmaster of Sheridan School, a K-8 institution located in northwest D.C. that has a tuition of more than $36,000 a year, sent a letter to parents saying Immanuel Christian School's policies were an "obvious challenge" given the school's "fundamental belief in diversity and inclusion."


"diversity and inclusion" .. the irony

Posted by: SMOD at January 31, 2019 11:45 AM (QkjLD)

335 Nancy is claiming there won't be any wall money in the compromise bill. It looks like Trump is going to have to do it alone.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2019 11:45 AM (/tuJf)

336 Here's the problem with Democrats socialism. The GOP. They fail to deliver a cogent and consistent response across their members to these disastrous proposals. This is of course a layup, that they flub like a spastic nerd every. damn. time.
I'm not impressed with Romney's niece at the RNC helm.


Posted by: Marcus T at January 31, 2019 11:46 AM (VpIIl)

337 305 Beautiful Politico headline:

"Harris and Booker Jostle For Backing Of Black Lawmakers"

(Zod jostles for a ringside seat and some popcorn).
Posted by: Zod at January 31, 2019 11:41 AM (Bdeb0)


I expect Kamala wins that, unless more black pols than I expected are on the down-low. Which of course could be the case. But surely Harris's BJs are more heterosexual than Sparatacus's.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 31, 2019 11:46 AM (VaN/j)

338 Herman Cain was at the White House yesterday to talk about this, I'm told.



this what ?

Posted by: runner - baby, it's cold outside ! at January 31, 2019 11:46 AM (bUjCl)

339 Every election, the Dem's and the MSM (but I repeat myself) always come up with the Billionaire who's going to steamroll the election. It never worked until Trump, BUT they forget that Trump spent 30 years building a Public Persona, and he was able to play off that.

Perot caused trouble because Bush 1 lied about taxes, and way too many "conservatives" didn't realize what was going to happen if they let Clinton take over. (30 years of Clintonocracy)

Among people I know in day to day life, I can't think of a single one who has any idea who Schulz is besides a stupid prison guard.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2019 11:46 AM (Kpl3J)

340
Nominating Cain for the Fed board raises the prospect of a US Senate confirmation hearing that resurfaces the sexual harassment allegations that emerged during Cain's presidential campaign.
====
recess appointment?

Posted by: simplemind at January 31, 2019 11:46 AM (gWkq3)

341 Ace is NOOD.

I know, right?

Posted by: IrishEi at January 31, 2019 11:46 AM (NtglE)

342 "Save the Baby Caterpillars"

Posted by: Muldoon at January 31, 2019 11:46 AM (m45I2)

343
Had anyone said "strumpet" yet? I like the way that word sounds.

"Strumpet".
Posted by: hogmartin at January 31, 2019 11:16 AM (IqOTP)
++++++++++
If we're going old-timey, I vote for "slattern" - through implication if not explicit definition.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2019 11:17 AM (I2dne)






Another vote for "slattern". There's just something sloppy, smelly and dirty about the way the word sounds. Perfect.

On the other hand, strumpet sounds cutesy.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 31, 2019 11:46 AM (veoSD)

344 Nood

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 31, 2019 11:46 AM (UK/qZ)

345 >>Huh, Kathy Tran doesn't have her blue check yet. I wonder what Twitter is waiting for. Her tweets don't have "gravitas" without it...



Her twitter account is back up?
I disappeared yesterday - like it never existed, despite following the link from her website.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 31, 2019 11:47 AM (W+vEI)

346 "diversity and inclusion" .. the irony

Posted by: SMOD at January 31, 2019 11:45 AM (QkjLD)

====
More like deviancy and intolerance.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 31, 2019 11:47 AM (pw+jk)

347
Most polls I've seen show that Schultz will kill Trump's chances in the electoral college, just like Perot did to Bush.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 31, 2019 11:28 AM (ju9gW)
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Trump ain't Bush.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 31, 2019 11:47 AM (TAmPV)

348 "diversity and inclusion" .. the irony
Posted by: SMOD at January 31, 2019 11:45 AM (QkjLD)
++++++++++
"Diversity and inclusion" extends *only* to the way you look and with whom you have sex. It does not extend - ever - to thought. You can look how you want and screw who you want so long and so long as you're a Leftist, you're included.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2019 11:47 AM (I2dne)

349 Posted by: Zod at January 31, 2019 11:45 AM

Zod'd office has a non-descript black leather loveseat, a window with the blinds down, an empty desk, and nothing else.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 31, 2019 11:47 AM (ju9gW)

350 I told you guys days ago that Democrats on the bicameral committee discussing immigration were a fig leaf. Their leader, Nita Lowey, made it clear to members there would not be wall money.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 31, 2019 11:47 AM (VpIIl)

351 Nominating Cain for the Fed board raises the prospect of a US Senate confirmation hearing that resurfaces the sexual harassment allegations that emerged during Cain's presidential campaign.
Posted by: Poor Little fat Rich kid John PUDhoretz at January 31, 2019 11:45 AM (BqBId)

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Those scrunts that slithered back under their rocks 6 years ago? Those allegations?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 31, 2019 11:48 AM (ffYR/)

352 327 She must have been something else before electricity!
Posted by: josephistan at January 31, 2019 11:43 AM (7HtZB)
++++++++++
I hear she was a real looker when dinosaurs roamed the Earth...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2019

*
*
Hardly fair to say she's that old. Her first boyfriend said she was pretty hot stuff. I didn't catch his name; Something "Habilis," I think.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 31, 2019 11:48 AM (7MRhd)

353 335
Nancy is claiming there won't be any wall money in the compromise bill. It looks like Trump is going to have to do it alone.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2019 11:45 AM (/tuJf)

Works for me. Hey Nancy - no DACA for you! Play stupid games win stupid prizes.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 31, 2019 11:48 AM (jxbfJ)

354 Want to get the useful idiot dems against illegal immigration?

Point out that the government is subsidizing cheap labor for corporations though entitlements.

Just the word corporations spins them up every time.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2019 11:49 AM (1ISKN)

355 Another vote for "slattern". There's just something sloppy, smelly and dirty about the way the word sounds. Perfect.

On the other hand, strumpet sounds cutesy.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

agreed. and don't call her a saucy wench. because that's also endearing.

she's dressed like a common trampy ho

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2019 11:49 AM (d7Ww2)

356 338 Herman Cain was at the White House yesterday to talk about this, I'm told.



this what ?
Posted by: runner - baby, it's cold outside ! at January 31, 2019 11:46 AM (bUjCl)

The way Kristen Sinemax is dressed?

Posted by: josephistan at January 31, 2019 11:49 AM (7HtZB)

357 "Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 31, 2019 11:28 AM (ju9gW)
"

Take the nail out of your dick. The impact of Schultz will be to pull moderate Democrat votes from whomever the cult elects as their candidate. That's why people like you are showing up spouting this garbage.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 31, 2019 11:50 AM (VpIIl)

358 293 Did anyone else notice that two individuals "of interest" in Jussie surveillance footage did not throw any shadow ? YOu know what that means, right ??
Posted by: runner - baby, it's cold outside ! at January 31, 2019 11:39 AM (bUjCl)

Aliens? Vampires? They were right under a streetlight?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at January 31, 2019 11:50 AM (RD7QR)

359 Nancy is claiming there won't be any wall money in the compromise bill. It looks like Trump is going to have to do it alone.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2019 11:45 AM (/tuJf)

---------------------------

Gotta believe this has been his plan all along.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 31, 2019 11:50 AM (ffYR/)

360 Pelosi, borders are immoral-ms13 are sparks of divinity-G_d approves of abortion.

Posted by: willow at January 31, 2019 11:56 AM (gLMhO)

361 as far as sinema, no idea what she was thinking.

You wear that clubbing, maybe there is more that goes on after the senate the floor than we know.

Posted by: willow at January 31, 2019 11:57 AM (gLMhO)

362 293 Did anyone else notice that two individuals "of interest" in Jussie surveillance footage did not throw any shadow ? YOu know what that means, right ??

they are made of wood and therefore witches.

Posted by: Sir Bedevere at January 31, 2019 12:06 PM (sGtp+)

363 If she wore a ball gag to the Senate I'd be okay with that.

Posted by: torabora at January 31, 2019 12:48 PM (Y274z)

364 Have Democrats ever explained why they were for the wall before they were against the wall?

Posted by: torabora at January 31, 2019 12:51 PM (Y274z)

365 Regarding Kyrsten's Enema - they have no respect for the country, why would they have any respect for it's institutions?

Posted by: happy at January 31, 2019 02:30 PM (fsauU)

366 You're thinking of 19th and 20th century industrial Capitalism that actually produced goods and benefitted producers, consumers and workers . 21st century Capitalism is a bunch of globalist Jews shuffling paper and pulling financial sleight of hand that produces nothing but enriches them and their cronies.

Posted by: John Henry Eden at January 31, 2019 04:32 PM (DtQfl)

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