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EMT 01/27/19

For your EMT this morning, a bit of new-folk that you might sympathize better with the newly unemployed.



Posted by: krakatoa at 06:00 AM




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1 Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at January 27, 2019 05:56 AM (/rm4P)

2 G'mornin' Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 27, 2019 05:56 AM (5fNnO)

3 Good Morning Morons today is Sunday, January 27, 2019. On this day in 1606 the trial of Guy Fawkes and other conspirators began, ending with their execution on January 31 by drawing and quartering.

Posted by: Vic at January 27, 2019 05:57 AM (mpXpK)

4 TX;s AG says they have found that there has been 95,000 non-citizens on the voting rolls since 1996 with over half of them having voted. So much for the communists cries of discrimination when the State tries to enact picture ID cards for voting.


https://tinyurl.com/y7rjkfnz

Posted by: Vic at January 27, 2019 05:57 AM (mpXpK)

5 Heard that Iowahawk song last night, too funny

Posted by: Skip at January 27, 2019 05:57 AM (/rm4P)

6 NRO editor says the MFM hates Trump so much that they are destroying themselves in their efforts to 'get him'. I have some news for you Mr Murdock, the MFM destroyed themselves long ago. And anyone who didn't see their rabid actions in the 2008 election was blind.


https://tinyurl.com/y9ertvh2

Posted by: Vic at January 27, 2019 05:58 AM (mpXpK)

7 Ailing NC conservative Walter Jones has entered hospice care.


https://tinyurl.com/y7kf5lch

Posted by: Vic at January 27, 2019 05:58 AM (mpXpK)

8 SCOTUS has agreed to take blatantly unconstitutional NY gun law case. This one could be good Morons, but I have never heard of an illegal gun control law before as bad as this one so it will probably not effect any other States.


https://tinyurl.com/ycao8mh4

Posted by: Vic at January 27, 2019 05:58 AM (mpXpK)

9 Far left rag 'The Atlantic' has the sadz because far left ex-Starbucks CEO is mulling a run for President in 2020. The magazine thinks this is sure to get Trump reelected. I have sone news for you idiots, with the current disarray in the communist party with a 'D' Trump will win going away no matter who runs.


https://tinyurl.com/yalvscwr

Posted by: Vic at January 27, 2019 05:58 AM (mpXpK)

10 4 I have no doubt if it was looked into Pennsylvania wouldn't show the same result.

Posted by: Skip at January 27, 2019 05:59 AM (/rm4P)

11 RIP French composer Michel Legrand, who won three Oscars and five Grammys during a career spanning more than half a century, aged 86 on Saturday, prompting an outpouring of tributes for his "inexhaustible genius".


https://tinyurl.com/ydcyna8u

Posted by: Vic at January 27, 2019 05:59 AM (mpXpK)

12 Home Depot billionaire co-founder Bernie Marcus said Friday that the growing appeal to socialism in America comes out of the universities (and high schools) across America. We here at AOS have been saying that for a very long time. The education establishment in this country must be abolished, particularly the unconstitutional control from Washington.


https://tinyurl.com/y8prfput




The massive cold wave advancing across the East is having a dramatic effect on crime in the North. Thieves are targeting people wearing the expensive and popular 'Canada Goose Coats'.


https://tinyurl.com/y9wyrkrd

Posted by: Vic at January 27, 2019 05:59 AM (mpXpK)

13 Kamaltoe comes to a black sorority in SC to speechify in her 2020 Presidential campaign.


https://tinyurl.com/y7q2ffgg

Posted by: Vic at January 27, 2019 06:00 AM (mpXpK)

14 AZ cops bust two Mexican nationals (most likely illegals) transporting a large quantity of meth into the US. Take that communist dogs who claim drug running by illegals is not occurring.


https://tinyurl.com/ybwntcyl

Posted by: Vic at January 27, 2019 06:00 AM (mpXpK)

15 Ramirez


https://tinyurl.com/ybdpttmx


And that's it for today.

Posted by: Vic at January 27, 2019 06:00 AM (mpXpK)

16
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and shame the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 27, 2019 06:05 AM (LsBY9)

17 They took our jobs!!

Posted by: steveeas at January 27, 2019 06:05 AM (DyVu7)

18 9 Far left rag 'The Atlantic' has the sadz because far left ex-Starbucks CEO is mulling a run for President in 2020. The magazine thinks this is sure to get Trump reelected. I have sone news for you idiots, with the current disarray in the communist party with a 'D' Trump will win going away no matter who runs.

If Trump somehow gets the wall built AND there is a resulting significant drop in apprehensions/arrests at the border as a consequence, WITH less illegal immigration, we could spot the Dem candidate 200 electoral votes and Mr. Trump would still win.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at January 27, 2019 06:05 AM (QE913)

19
I remember a time when the air was much cleaner, before the clickbait factories started spewing filth into the air.

Posted by: Newer Nic at January 27, 2019 06:05 AM (jYje5)

20 Let's get out there and shame the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 27, 2019 06:05 AM (LsBY9)


Can't we just point our finger and laugh at them? I'm feeling particularly lazy today.

Posted by: RickZ at January 27, 2019 06:07 AM (Y8PSl)

21 Morning Mouth Breathers

Posted by: weirdflunky at January 27, 2019 06:07 AM (GwY6O)

22 I see out resident troll is back with his ignorant shit today.

Posted by: Vic at January 27, 2019 06:09 AM (mpXpK)

23 Screw these poor dear "journalists" getting laid off from BuzzFeed, etc. We adults have had to deal with layoffs before. They suck, but they happen.

Besides, reading the twitter feeds posted here have been a scream: they show what a bunch of arrogant, condescending people they are, and how they got their comeuppance. It's a beautiful thing. No better group of people to have it happen to, either: journalists think themselves to be 1000% above criticism and completely above silly things like accountability.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at January 27, 2019 06:11 AM (QE913)

24 I can not remember a time when cockroach trolls did not infest the internet.

We need internet Raid

Posted by: Vic at January 27, 2019 06:12 AM (mpXpK)

25
The person who Ace called out in the sidebar for legal prosecution backed down.

Posted by: Newer Nic at January 27, 2019 06:12 AM (jYje5)

26 Brother-marrying immigration fraudster and U.S. congresswoman Ilhan Omar (Idiot-MN), appeals to judge to show leniency to ISIS terrorist wannabes, saying only "compassion" will defeat fanaticism.

Bullshit. If compassion was the way to defeat fanaticism, then these idiot Somalis, who were flown to the U.S. from their own shithole country, given "refugee" status and all the "free" shit that comes along with that, would not be fanatics. We gave these assholes the golden ticket, and they responded to our generosity and compassion by spitting in our faces and trying to kill us.

The best way to defeat fanaticism is to stop importing these idiot fanatics into our country, and to stop electing their idiot defenders/apologists to congress!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 27, 2019 06:13 AM (fqUgw)

27 4 TX;s AG says they have found that there has been 95,000 non-citizens on the voting rolls since 1996 with over half of them having voted. So much for the communists cries of discrimination when the State tries to enact picture ID cards for voting.


https://tinyurl.com/y7rjkfnz

All my fellow Texans should demand the Legislature (meeting this year) fund the AG's Election Fraud Unit...or at least give it more money than it has had as of late.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at January 27, 2019 06:14 AM (QE913)

28 They took our jobs!!
Posted by: steveeas at January 27, 2019 06:05 AM (DyVu7)


Hahahahaha....

Posted by: Russian 'bots at January 27, 2019 06:16 AM (aVmAZ)

29
I see out resident troll is back with his ignorant shit today.

Posted by: Vic at January 27, 2019 06:09 AM


It must be on autodelete because I'm not seeing it.

Posted by: Newer Nic at January 27, 2019 06:16 AM (jYje5)

30 23.5F and still dropping here, more Global Warming!

Posted by: Vic at January 27, 2019 06:18 AM (mpXpK)

31 29 It must be on autodelete because I'm not seeing it.

Posted by: Newer Nic at January 27, 2019 06:16 AM (jYje5)

Bing Mobi

Posted by: Vic at January 27, 2019 06:18 AM (mpXpK)

32 It must be on autodelete because I'm not seeing it.
Posted by: Newer Nic at January 27, 2019 06:16 AM (jYje5)

Pretty sure its me. Anybody know how I can get paid for this?

If its not me then that means I have to go back to work tomorrow and that doesn't sound like a very fabulous plan at all.

Posted by: weirdflunky at January 27, 2019 06:20 AM (GwY6O)

33 The entire HUFFPOST os opinion!

Posted by: wilson at January 27, 2019 06:21 AM (JFO2v)

34 Thank you Vic. Your links and commentary is much appreciated.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 27, 2019 06:22 AM (u82oZ)

35 Halloooo.

Posted by: m at January 27, 2019 06:26 AM (xRJkg)

36
If 50% of Facebook is phony accounts, and advertisers were paying per view, they got ripped off. Which means the entire advertising rate model is faulty. Advertisers got screwed, 'journalists' were the beneficiary. Maybe not anymore.

Huffpo and the others may only be the beginning of a long overdue 'correction'.

Posted by: Newer Nic at January 27, 2019 06:27 AM (jYje5)

37 The education establishment in this country must be abolished, particularly the unconstitutional control from Washington.

If PDT would eliminate the Ed dept IQ would jump 01 py in 5 years.

Posted by: wilson at January 27, 2019 06:28 AM (JFO2v)

38 And that song doesn't say "Learn to code"--not once, not at all! So no complaints from the let-go.

Posted by: m at January 27, 2019 06:33 AM (xRJkg)

39 19 I remember a time when the air was much cleaner, before the clickbait factories started spewing filth into the air.
Posted by: Newer Nic at January 27, 2019 06:05 AM (jYje5)

nice

Posted by: m at January 27, 2019 06:34 AM (xRJkg)

40 34
Thank you Vic. Your links and commentary is much appreciated.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 27, 2019 06:22 AM (u82oZ)

Thank y0u!

Posted by: Vic at January 27, 2019 06:35 AM (mpXpK)

41 And that song doesn't say "Learn to code"--not once, not at all! So no complaints from the let-go.
Posted by: m

You can just hear the smirk in the song though!

Morning all. Thanks for the news Vic

Posted by: Bruce at January 27, 2019 06:35 AM (8ikIW)

42 4 TX;s AG says they have found that there has been 95,000 non-citizens on the voting rolls

So multiply to 3 or 4 to get the real Number! What a bunch of bullshit that we cannot have fair and legal elections!

Posted by: wilson at January 27, 2019 06:35 AM (JFO2v)

43
That was a good line in IowaHawks tune about 'clickbait factories'. That's what so much of the internet has become. Read one article, scroll down to the bottom, and there's clickbait tailored to your location.

I'm not saying it's bots doing it, but it's bots. Totally automated. Some of these 'journalists' need to learn how to code.

Posted by: Newer Nic at January 27, 2019 06:35 AM (jYje5)

44 Stupid bastards couldn't add 1 + 1 to get 10.

Posted by: Gmac - 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at January 27, 2019 06:37 AM (qZdIZ)

45 25
The person who Ace called out in the sidebar for legal prosecution backed down.
Posted by: Newer Nic at January 27, 2019 06:12 AM (jYje5)

Ace's sidebar is very powerful!

Posted by: sinalco at January 27, 2019 06:38 AM (yODqO)

46
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 27, 2019 06:38 AM (irT2h)

47 There was a brief discussion on Harry Chapin and his emotionally based music like the song Taxi.

Another group that does this is more modern.

I enjoy the music and videos of Clean Bandit. Formed in 2008, it is a fusion of classical and upbeat rhythm.

Grace Chatto! Her dancing and cello playing has nothing to do with that. Nothing.
Although her success and subsequent plastic surgery is to be regretted.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 27, 2019 06:41 AM (u82oZ)

48 I wonder what ran and file FBI and IRS worker think about their leadership? Booth orgs have become political thugs used to frame and publish dirt in conservative causes.

Why would any law abiding citizen have any voluntary contact with these people?

Posted by: wilson at January 27, 2019 06:41 AM (JFO2v)

49 wilson

Federal HR has been selecting out pragmatists and conservatives for years. Progressives get hired over better qualified candidates who will buck the prevailing culture.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 27, 2019 06:44 AM (u82oZ)

50 Probably they think their leadership is a bunch of wimps who aren't getting tough enough with the deplorable people in Flyover Jesusland.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 27, 2019 06:45 AM (5fNnO)

51 I'm playing an oldie from the past this morning. An After Eight album with Singing In The Rain.

Posted by: Vic at January 27, 2019 06:46 AM (mpXpK)

52 damn sock

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 27, 2019 06:47 AM (JFO2v)

53 All you ladies should come on up and see my Drawings & Quarterings,bloody magnificent,I occasionally use Burnt Umber on the stroppy ones.............

Posted by: saf at January 27, 2019 06:48 AM (5IHGB)

54 On YouTube there are lots of crossover music, modern songs done by orchestra or in pre WWII style.

Posted by: Skip at January 27, 2019 06:48 AM (/rm4P)

55 50 Probably they think their leadership is a bunch of wimps who aren't getting tough enough with the deplorable people in Flyover Jesusland.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 27, 2019 06:45 AM (5fNnO)

But at some point the Flyovers will say fuck off!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 27, 2019 06:48 AM (JFO2v)

56 Minus 8 here this morning. Now the weather guessers are back to 6 to 10 inches of snow starting tonite.

I wonder if that will be enough to close the courthouse tomorrow and ruin my chances at jury duty.

Posted by: Bruce at January 27, 2019 06:50 AM (8ikIW)

57
It's funny how the left was screaming '25th Amendment' about Trump but it's clear to see that Nancy Pelosi is well into dementia. Her short term memory is gone.

Third (or is it second) in succession. Scary thought. Trump, Pence, then Pelosi.

The fact that no one in her party is getting her cognition tested, and getting her off her seat of power - for the good of herself AND the country - tells me what cowards they are. She must know (or once knew) where the bodies are buried.

Posted by: Newer Nic at January 27, 2019 06:52 AM (jYje5)

58 Bruce

Sounds like Divine Intervention to me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 27, 2019 06:52 AM (u82oZ)

59 The SixStringsTweets guy who put iowahawk's tweets to music is hilarious. I wonder if he's an AoSHQ Moron.

https://twitter.com/SixStringTweets

Posted by: m at January 27, 2019 06:52 AM (xRJkg)

60 Skip

PostmodernJukebox is fun to listen to and watch.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 27, 2019 06:53 AM (u82oZ)

61 56
Minus 8 here this morning. Now the weather guessers are back to 6 to 10 inches of snow starting tonite.



I wonder if that will be enough to close the courthouse tomorrow and ruin my chances at jury duty.

Posted by: Bruce at January 27, 2019 06:50 AM (8ikIW)

If this is voir daire it is not likely you will be chosen. The prosecution avoids conservative white males.

Posted by: Vic at January 27, 2019 06:54 AM (mpXpK)

62 Bruce

Sounds like Divine Intervention to me.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

I've been called twice before. I've never served on a jury. I'm retired so the time doesn't bother me. I've never seen a jury trial, other then the ones on TV, and I'm guessing the real guilty party doesn't breakdown on the stand and admit to their guilt due to clever cross examination.
I would like to see the process, but I don't want to drive in the snow tomorrow.

Posted by: Bruce at January 27, 2019 06:55 AM (8ikIW)

63 If this is voir daire it is not likely you will be chosen. The prosecution avoids conservative white males.


Posted by: Vic at January 27, 2019 06:54 AM (mpXpK)

Excuse me that should be "the defense".

Posted by: Vic at January 27, 2019 06:55 AM (mpXpK)

64 Good morning to all. I don't go to church anymore but saying the rosary and taking a few minutes to think about the many blessings in my life is a nice way to start my Sunday. The coffee will be perking on the stove soon.

Thanks to Bandersnatch for last night's fishing thread. It provided several hours of fond memories and smiles about a lovely hobby. (It also made me impatient for spring to arrive.) If you missed it and ever enjoyed fishing, it is worth going back to read it. I assume it is now an old thread so probably shouldn't comment. I hope there will be more in the future.

Posted by: JTB at January 27, 2019 06:56 AM (bmdz3)

65 62 I would like to see the process, but I don't want to drive in the snow tomorrow.

Posted by: Bruce at January 27, 2019 06:55 AM (8ikIW)

I have seen the process in a local county trial. It is nothing like the TV crap. Mostly it is all civil suits.

Posted by: Vic at January 27, 2019 06:57 AM (mpXpK)

66 From sidebar

If anyone is looking for a culture/gender/politics reporter...I'm available.

The point is missy, is that NOONE is looking for a talentless hack.

Get some kneepads and head downtown! Easy way to make 25 bux!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 27, 2019 06:58 AM (JFO2v)

67 Bruce

Called twice, but never served on a civilian jury.

I was on a military jury for a court martial. Very interesting to be part of an experienced and knowledgeable jury with the ability to ask questions.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 27, 2019 06:59 AM (u82oZ)

68 Morons, I have been hitting the bottle this morning already so it is time to go back to the rocking chair before I get in trouble. See you Morons later.

Posted by: Vic at January 27, 2019 06:59 AM (mpXpK)

69 If this is voir daire it is not likely you will be chosen. The prosecution avoids conservative white males.
Posted by: Vic

I probably won't be chosen because I had to look up voir daire.

This county is mostly white and conservative. Of course you have the shitheads from Chicago moving out to get away from the craphole they created and still want to vote the same.

Posted by: Bruce at January 27, 2019 07:01 AM (8ikIW)

70 Have a rocking good time Vic.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 27, 2019 07:01 AM (u82oZ)

71 Enjoy, Vic, and thanks for the news !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 27, 2019 07:02 AM (5fNnO)

72 Sympathy? Nah, they drained that one well dry a long time ago.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Globalist Griefs - Two for One - at The Outrage Outlet! at January 27, 2019 07:05 AM (0QYMt)

73 The new low water washing machines are noisy, seem to do a adequate job.

Posted by: Skip at January 27, 2019 07:06 AM (/rm4P)

74 Find it interesting that one of the high priest of Progressivism Ball Maher is going after the Catholic Kids.

Maybe it just shows how weak the left is in cultural matters that they have to send a hit man in after the fact to create more noise and distraction.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 27, 2019 07:07 AM (JFO2v)

75 Who programmed the NPCs?
Here's who: http://esr.ibiblio.org/?p=260

Posted by: Anon at January 27, 2019 07:07 AM (yJy4c)

76 I think Vic should send The Notorious RBG a copy of his rocking chair exercise video. It'd be more than she's doing now (which is basically holding onto signs of life until 12:01 on 1/1/20).

Posted by: RickZ at January 27, 2019 07:08 AM (Y8PSl)

77
I suspect that the 'bipartisan committee' approach to wall funding is to get around the intransigence of Pelosi. People with Alzheimer's become very combative and extremely forgetful of recent events. They engage in a lot of finger pointing projection in order to hide. Not exactly conducive to deal making.

If she can't give a little speech without repeating herself five and six times, she needs to be out of office. She's worthless except as a figurehead.

Posted by: Newer Nic at January 27, 2019 07:08 AM (jYje5)

78 Morning Horde.

Anyone seeing the Yellow Vests on YouTube this morning? Can't find them at the usual spots.

Wonder if the media is intentionally not showing them considering the violence from yesterday?

Did see where there is a "Red Scarf - Blue Vest" counter-protest planned later today. Don't expect that will go over real well.

Posted by: golfman at January 27, 2019 07:08 AM (GL/05)

79
Compassion for terrorists:

Shove a My Pillow in their face and then put one behind their ear.

A bright good morning.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 27, 2019 07:10 AM (/9p9e)

80 44
Stupid bastards couldn't add 1 + 1 to get 10.

They need to learn about binary and hexadecimal in their coding courses.

Posted by: Anon at January 27, 2019 07:11 AM (yJy4c)

81 79
Compassion for terrorists:

Shove a My Pillow in their face and then put one behind their ear.

A bright good morning.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 27, 2019 07:10 AM (/9p9e)


"One" being something other than another pillow.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 27, 2019 07:11 AM (/9p9e)

82 Anon

Good link. Solid copy. Late to the party.

We've been saying this for years.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 27, 2019 07:11 AM (u82oZ)

83 The HQ never sleeps.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 27, 2019 07:11 AM (yQpMk)

84 Ex-Buzzfeed reporter on twitter:
btw, if any other journos targeted by layoffs are getting masses of "learn to code" harassment, it was coordinated on 4chan (of course)

No Miss, it was coordinated by divine kharma.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 27, 2019 07:11 AM (rnAwa)

85 Oh YAYYYY.
Wednesday we have a high of -16.

Not a low, but the high. At 5 PM.

Posted by: Bruce at January 27, 2019 07:12 AM (8ikIW)

86 We have our, hopefully last, MVS upgrade in a couple of houses. We are supposed to be off our mainframe forever in 2 years. I haven't decided if that means I will retire or not. Mrs928 has already retired but seems to have plans that involve me working until I die.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 27, 2019 07:14 AM (yQpMk)

87 78 Morning Horde.

Anyone seeing the Yellow Vests on YouTube this morning? Can't find them at the usual spots.

Wonder if the media is intentionally not showing them considering the violence from yesterday?

Did see where there is a "Red Scarf - Blue Vest" counter-protest planned later today. Don't expect that will go over real well.
Posted by: golfman at January 27, 2019 07:08 AM (GL/05)

Do they protest on Sundays?
This guy rounds up the ones in France:
https://twitter.com/sotiridi?lang=en

Posted by: m at January 27, 2019 07:16 AM (xRJkg)

88 Mrs928 has already retired but seems to have plans that involve me working until I die.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

Check to see if there is a "best by" date on your life insurance policy

Posted by: Bruce at January 27, 2019 07:16 AM (8ikIW)

89 couple of hours


I hope this is not a sign of my mental acuity this morning.

MORE COFFEE!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 27, 2019 07:17 AM (yQpMk)

90 Bruce -

Take George Carlin's advice and tell the judge " I can tell if someone's guilty just by looking at them".

Posted by: JT at January 27, 2019 07:17 AM (rIG58)

91 Former U.S. President Bill Clinton denied having an affair with ex-White House intern Monica Lewinsky, on national TV Jan. 26, 1998 21 years ago.

Everyone seems to always deny banging a chubby!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 27, 2019 07:17 AM (JFO2v)

92 I wonder what ran and file FBI and IRS worker think
about their leadership? Booth orgs have become political thugs used to
frame and publish dirt in conservative causes.



Why would any law abiding citizen have any voluntary contact with these people?



Posted by: wilson at January 27, 2019 06:41 AM

---

A whole bunch of them are OK with that, trust me.


I joined up with TSA when they stood up and that place was filled with people who wanted to be in control. About 30% of them were people who wanted to be cops but couldn't get through the selection process for various reasons from physical issues, failed polygraphs and failed background checks. At that time the TSA ran a quick criminal check and if you passed that and the written test you were in.


Another bunch were mentally unstable and incapable of independent thought. The group I started with had 4 retired military in it and not one us stayed for more than 6 months before we quit.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 27, 2019 07:18 AM (JUOKG)

93 Minus 8 here this morning. Now the weather guessers are back to 6 to 10 inches of snow starting tonite.

Posted by: Bruce at January 27, 2019 06:50 AM (8ikIW)

Same forecast here (though, for all I know, your "here" and my "here" are the same). If it's correct, tomorrow will either be a work-from-home day or a PTO day.

On the plus side, my purchase of a snowblower on Black Friday will not have been in vain!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 27, 2019 07:19 AM (8g9zh)

94 Take George Carlin's advice and tell the judge " I can tell if someone's guilty just by looking at them".
Posted by: JT

Sounds like a plan!

Thanks

Posted by: Bruce at January 27, 2019 07:20 AM (8ikIW)

95 91
Former U.S. President Bill Clinton denied having an affair with ex-White
House intern Monica Lewinsky, on national TV Jan. 26, 1998 21 years
ago.

She was suckin' more than his front tube in that Oval Office bathroom

Posted by: Anon at January 27, 2019 07:21 AM (yJy4c)

96 Did see where there is a "Red Scarf - Blue Vest" counter-protest planned later today.

Red Scarf at morning, Blue Vest take warning ?

Posted by: JT at January 27, 2019 07:22 AM (rIG58)

97 Former U.S. President Bill Clinton denied having an affair with ex-White House intern Monica Lewinsky, on national TV Jan. 26, 1998 21 years ago.

Everyone seems to always deny banging a chubby!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 27, 2019 07:17 AM


I don't remember him ever banging her. Seems she was into giving bj's and salad tossing (analingus) stuff. Which he couldn't always get off to and he'd go into the bathroom and 'finish this myself'.

Posted by: Newer Nic at January 27, 2019 07:23 AM (jYje5)

98 Same forecast here (though, for all I know, your "here" and my "here" are the same). If it's correct, tomorrow will either be a work-from-home day or a PTO day.

On the plus side, my purchase of a snowblower on Black Friday will not have been in vain!
Posted by: No One of Consequence

I'm in No. Ill.
I bought a snowblower 9 years ago after I retired (early) That January we had a 20 inch snowfall. A lot of people scurried out to buy the biggest dang snowblower they could find.
The next year, we didn't have more then a 2 inch fall and probably 6 inches all winter.

Posted by: Bruce at January 27, 2019 07:23 AM (8ikIW)

99 Red Scarf at morning, Blue Vest take warning ?
Posted by: JT at January 27, 2019 07:22 AM (rIG5

--------------------------------------

Red Scarf at night, Blue Vest delight

wink, wink, nudge, nudge, know what I mean, know what I mean

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 27, 2019 07:23 AM (8g9zh)

100 I suspect that the 'bipartisan committee' approach
to wall funding is to get around the intransigence of Pelosi. People
with Alzheimer's become very combative and extremely forgetful of recent
events. They engage in a lot of finger pointing projection in order to
hide. Not exactly conducive to deal making.



If she can't give a little speech without repeating herself five and
six times, she needs to be out of office. She's worthless except as a
figurehead.



Posted by: Newer Nic at January 27, 2019 07:08 AM


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Let he who cries Wolf in a crowded theater loose the dogs of War!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at January 27, 2019 07:24 AM (JUOKG)

101 Let he who cries Wolf in a crowded theater loose the dogs of War!
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi

As she takes out her teeth and uses them to chew on her ear

Posted by: Bruce at January 27, 2019 07:25 AM (8ikIW)

102 97 Seems she was into giving
bj's and salad tossing (analingus) stuff.

Hillary was not even competent enough to do that, let alone server security. Both were valid reasons I could not vote for her.

Posted by: Anon at January 27, 2019 07:26 AM (yJy4c)

103 Damn nice writing

https://pjmedia.com/michaelwalsh/ tired-of-living-paycheck-to-paycheck-repeal-the-16th-amendment/

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 27, 2019 07:26 AM (JFO2v)

104 President McKinley is making unreasonable demands. We will not fund any wall around Cuba.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at January 27, 2019 07:27 AM (yQpMk)

105 Morning, horde.


ICYMI, I've no more fucks to give.


https://youtu.be/Vqbk9cDX0l0

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 27, 2019 07:30 AM (t6MX/)

106 Damn nice writing

https://pjmedia.com/michaelwalsh/ tired-of-living-paycheck-to-paycheck-repeal-the-16th-amendment/
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 27, 2019 07:26 AM (JFO2v)

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Have to save that one for later. It's too early to be reading something that long about taxes...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 27, 2019 07:30 AM (8g9zh)

107 I don't remember him ever banging her. Seems she was into giving bj's and salad tossing (analingus) stuff. Which he couldn't always get off to and he'd go into the bathroom and 'finish this myself'.
Posted by: Newer Nic at January 27, 2019 07:23 AM (jYje5)

I am pretty sure she said there was p to v sex!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 27, 2019 07:30 AM (JFO2v)

108 I don't remember him ever banging her. Seems she was into giving bj's and salad tossing (analingus) stuff. Which he couldn't always get off to and he'd go into the bathroom and 'finish this myself'.
Posted by: Newer Nic at January 27, 2019 07:23 AM (jYje5)

I am pretty sure she said there was p to v sex!
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 27, 2019 07:30 AM (JFO2v)

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Depends what the meaning of "was" is

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 27, 2019 07:31 AM (8g9zh)

109 Good morning horde. Why oh why does my body demand I get up at 6:00 a.m. on a Sunday?

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 27, 2019 07:31 AM (dUJdY)

110 If you ever get the chance and have the time, a county grand jury is interesting. 20 some of your fellow citizens sit and listen to all the sob stories or "I didn't do nuthing". Your all get to be almost family after a week of this shit and convict almost everyone. (At first your believe the shit, but by weeks end you don't". Lots of DWI (the serious ones). We even all got together a couple weeks after it was over at a restaurant and had our last laugh together.You never hear what the outcome of any of the cases are, unless you follow the courts somehow.

Posted by: Colin at January 27, 2019 07:33 AM (zyGlN)

111
I am pretty sure she said there was p to v sex!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 27, 2019 07:30 AM


Bill's argument was that she was having sex with him, via the bj's. That him providing his penis for her enjoyment wasn't actual sex on hid part. Now if they had actual intercourse he could hardly make that argument.

That's why I'm fairly certain p to v didn't happen.

Posted by: Newer Nic at January 27, 2019 07:34 AM (jYje5)

112 Red Scarf at night, Blue Vest delight

wink, wink, nudge, nudge, know what I mean, know what I mean
Posted by: No One of Consequence

You should post that on the next Sex Thread.

Posted by: JT at January 27, 2019 07:35 AM (rIG58)

113 Beto O'Rourke is still exhausted from his failed senate race and may be months away from making a decision on whether to run for president? Seriously? lmao... so.. how old is Trump again?

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 27, 2019 07:37 AM (dUJdY)

114 Thank you for the Iowahawk clip, krak. Man wtites with a barbed keyboard.

Posted by: creeper at January 27, 2019 07:38 AM (ey3Yt)

115 Morning, horde. Woke up before the coffee was ready. Sad!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 27, 2019 07:38 AM (EZebt)

116 You should post that on the next Sex Thread.
Posted by: JT at January 27, 2019 07:35 AM (rIG5

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Luckily, those only come around once in a Super Blood Wolf moon.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 27, 2019 07:40 AM (8g9zh)

117 Morons, I have been hitting the bottle this morning already

Reality is for people who can't handle alcohol. Sad, that.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at January 27, 2019 07:40 AM (Jj+59)

118 You should post that on the next Sex Thread.
Posted by: JT at January 27, 2019 07:35 AM (rIG5

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Luckily, those only come around once in a Super Blood Wolf moon.
Posted by: No One of Consequence

LOL ! I'm picturing Mike Hammer with his fingers in his ears going "lalalalalalalalalal"

Posted by: JT at January 27, 2019 07:44 AM (rIG58)

119 Morning all.

Remember a year or two ago there was an article "Why Can't My Trans Friends Get Laid?"

It hit me that Rich Lowry and Seth Mandel could write a follow up: "Why Can't Our Trans Conservative Writers Get Read?"

Similar symptoms. Similar diseases.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 27, 2019 07:46 AM (VaN/j)

120 A feel good story featuring an American hero and the National Anthem.

https://tinyurl.com/y7l7d2lq

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at January 27, 2019 07:48 AM (EMi53)

121 Sight vs. insight

An Upper room devotional.

https://tinyurl.com/y8ylcbcw

The man who wrote it is training to be a lay pastor, a white man from South Africa. Pray for the people of South Africa-that place is a mess, as you know.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 27, 2019 07:50 AM (AllCR)

122 Pray for the people of South Africa-that place is a mess, as you know.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Okay.

Hiya Fen !

Posted by: JT at January 27, 2019 07:51 AM (rIG58)

123 https://www.sunnyskyz.com/blog/2704/Here-s-What-Life-Would-Be-Like-If-Giant-Cats-Existed

Made me laugh

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 27, 2019 07:53 AM (Z/jzm)

124 Posted by: JT at January 27, 2019 07:51 AM (rIG5


Good morning to you, JT.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 27, 2019 07:53 AM (AllCR)

125 57
It's funny how the left was screaming '25th Amendment' about Trump but it's clear to see that Nancy Pelosi is well into dementia. Her short term memory is gone.

Third (or is it second) in succession. Scary thought. Trump, Pence, then Pelosi.

The fact that no one in her party is getting her cognition tested, and getting her off her seat of power - for the good of herself AND the country - tells me what cowards they are. She must know (or once knew) where the bodies are buried.
Posted by: Newer Nic at January 27, 2019 06:52 AM (jYje5)


True, but there's probably another thing going on. I suspect no one is in a position to stick in the knife, as no one is at all confident that he would be the one to benefit. I don't think there are any Octavians or Napoleons in the Dem party.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 27, 2019 07:54 AM (VaN/j)

126 Fen - I do but its not going to end well in the whole, what was Rhodesia to Angola is SA's future I'm afraid

Posted by: Skip at January 27, 2019 07:54 AM (/rm4P)

127 Good Morning, FenelonSpoke. Blessings to you and yours.

I trust you are well, FenelonSpouse is not masking headlines in snow, and FenelonSon is doing well in school and at the shelter.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 27, 2019 07:55 AM (u82oZ)

128 Coffee? Yes. Bailey's? Yessir. You are not alone, Asscheeks.

Posted by: creeper at January 27, 2019 07:56 AM (ey3Yt)

129 Too bad that there can't be layoffs at Microsoft because I'm tired of getting one anti Trump story after another on the news feed at the bottom of my screen.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 27, 2019 07:58 AM (AllCR)

130 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 27, 2019 07:58 AM (cqNba)

131 making. Sheesh.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 27, 2019 07:59 AM (u82oZ)

132 Coffee? Yes. Bailey's? Yessir. You are not alone, Asscheeks.
Posted by: creeper

There's a name ya don't hear every day.

Posted by: JT at January 27, 2019 07:59 AM (rIG58)

133 'Mornin', Salty.

Posted by: creeper at January 27, 2019 08:00 AM (ey3Yt)

134 Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 27, 2019 07:55 AM (u82oZ)

Thanks. Spouse had a boy on the bus he has had to write up twice in two days, but no snow here and son is doing ok, but Calculus is hard for him. He likes working at the animal shelter, though.

How are you and yours?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 27, 2019 08:00 AM (AllCR)

135 760 I cannot believe that I missed the sign-up for the first NoVaMoMe in...what's it been, three years? I don't have time to get a new kilt made now. Damn this working for a living!

Posted by: GGE of the Traveling Horde at January 27, 2019 04:48 AM (i58al)
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GGE, I will hoist a drink in your honor.

I'm hoping we'll kick-start the MoMees back up and there wil be another one later this year.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 27, 2019 08:00 AM (kQs4Y)

136 Has anyone else suspected that that bald girl breaking down might be an actress? She just seemed too perfect an instantiation of our SJW malady. Her plaints sounded like they came from the Babylon Bee.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 27, 2019 08:01 AM (VaN/j)

137 I love how you Google a site you know well and get that plus 10 other sites giving a Leftist spin on that site you want to get.

Posted by: Skip at January 27, 2019 08:01 AM (/rm4P)

138 Hiya Eris !

Posted by: JT at January 27, 2019 08:01 AM (rIG58)

139 136 In that its all a act and street drama is a given I think.

Posted by: Skip at January 27, 2019 08:02 AM (/rm4P)

140 Has anyone else suspected that that bald girl breaking down might be an actress?

She was no Katherine Hepburn.

Posted by: JT at January 27, 2019 08:03 AM (rIG58)

141 'He likes working at the animal shelter, though. '

Your son is working at the shelter? Good on him! I couldn't do it though, I'd want to bring all the dogs home.

Posted by: freaked at January 27, 2019 08:03 AM (UdKB7)

142 139 136 In that its all a act and street drama is a given I think.
Posted by: Skip at January 27, 2019 08:02 AM (/rm4P)

Watch a little louder with crowder or campus reform videos. These people are basically fukn nutz!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 27, 2019 08:04 AM (JFO2v)

143 Fen, just the word "Calculus" makes my head hurt. I give your son five stars for even tackling it.

Posted by: creeper at January 27, 2019 08:04 AM (ey3Yt)

144 Morning all...

Anyone else with Comcast seeing 'Channel Unavailable' for FNC?

Posted by: Tami at January 27, 2019 08:05 AM (cF8AT)

145 The last time I had jury duty (time #4. Random. Sure.) I played dumb as I did NOT want to be on the trial. The courtroom looked like two rival gangs, someone accused of shooting someone else... yeah, no.

Posted by: Rosasharn at January 27, 2019 08:06 AM (PzBTm)

146 Had a chat with a nearby University leader about Covington and the hysterical posts on Twshitter.

Truly NPC.

Posted by: Anon at January 27, 2019 08:06 AM (yJy4c)

147 Now that the shut down is over for the next 20 days, I sure do hope those there federal employees get a chance to go down to Wally World and stock up on kotexes and gruel before the next lock out.

Maybe Zombie Pete Seeger can show up and sing "Kumbaya" to the federal workers since they are in such dire straits. How they survive on their pay is a mystery to me.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 27, 2019 08:06 AM (Z+IKu)

148 #1 son is taking Calc 2 and is getting helped by son #2, who is the math wiz. I am no help at all, as am Calclueless.

Posted by: freaked at January 27, 2019 08:06 AM (UdKB7)

149 The Somali congress critter is practicing the Muslim lie - she knows what we are in danger of forgetting - as Brando intoned Apocalypse, paraphrasing - you have to embrace the horror. It is certainly all these people understand.

Posted by: rammajamma at January 27, 2019 08:07 AM (xceTB)

150 Good to hear.

Tell him Calculus was hard for me, but I still had a sorta successful life. Just not one in Physical Chemistry or any design engineering. A strong background in Trig is a big help. And doing all the problems, even with a tutor, is good. Prior planning and persistence yields success. My higher math skills were crippled by New Math.

Student write-ups are an issue. School Admins do not want to deal with a single one. Discuss, Document, and maybe they disappear. All mine are because of safety violations that I can not correct. I more than hold my own with any attempted disrespect, using skills from my Service time Prayers ascending for a good outcome for all involved.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 27, 2019 08:07 AM (u82oZ)

151 Ran into a very nice man at the BJ's Wholesale club yesterday.

Told him the I liked his bright red MAGA hat that he was wearing.

Turns out that the Covington Kids event was what pushed him into wearing. it.

And he was as aware of every portion of the story. As informed as any Moron from here.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 27, 2019 08:08 AM (cqNba)

152 {{{creeper}}}

It is a great day when you post and greet people.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 27, 2019 08:08 AM (u82oZ)

153 148 Wiring of the mind - both my sons took business calculus and I was amazed they couldn't just "see" it (math minor here). But they both speak multiple languages and I struggle with English so there's that.

Posted by: rammajamma at January 27, 2019 08:09 AM (xceTB)

154 Posted by: freaked at January 27, 2019 08:03 AM (UdKB7)


He mostly works with the cats, but they do have some wonderful dogs there too. We visited him a couple of weeks ago. There was one dog that jumped straight up in the air without even leaning on the door of the cage. Her name was Autumn. Husband said "With the way that dog jumps it should be called "Spring". I laughed! It was a Terrier and probably a pit bull mix. Somebody' s going to get a handful with that pup but I hope she finds a home.I wish my son would go into a career with animals; He does much better with animals than people.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 27, 2019 08:10 AM (AllCR)

155 And he was as aware of every portion of the story. As informed as any Moron from here.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 27, 2019 08:08 AM (cqNba)

Did you flash the moron gang sign?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 27, 2019 08:11 AM (t6MX/)

156 How does one earn the street name 'Butt Juice"?


https://tinyurl.com/yco3j7s4

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 27, 2019 08:11 AM (cqNba)

157 Did you flash the moron gang sign?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner

What's the moron gang sign?
I pull my zipper up?

Posted by: Bruce at January 27, 2019 08:12 AM (8ikIW)

158 Calclueless.
Posted by: freaked at January 27, 2019 08:06 AM (UdKB7)

That's good. I don't have another son and his dad can't help because he took Calculus about 43 years ago and I can't help. Calclueless is a funny and appropriate word..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 27, 2019 08:12 AM (AllCR)

159 "Did you flash the moron gang sign?"

Yup.
12 pack of Pudding Cups in the cart.

Sadly, no counter-sign was given.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 27, 2019 08:13 AM (cqNba)

160 Hmm. Maybe my math skills were really challenged by my distaste for the into math classes in high school, and girls. I seem to have been very distracted in my early[s/]college time by women.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 27, 2019 08:13 AM (u82oZ)

161 Saved by a tag. I do not like trips to the barrel.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 27, 2019 08:14 AM (u82oZ)

162
Did you flash the moron gang sign?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 27, 2019 08:11 AM


Did you know that all scuba divers are racist? The sign that everything is fine is the 'okay' symbol. Because if you give a 'thumbs up' that means you need to go to the surface.

The wet suits, and all the black head coverings and face mask in black? Further proof.

Posted by: Newer Nic at January 27, 2019 08:14 AM (jYje5)

163 Village Idiot's Apprentice

The counter sign rotates between Ewok, Valu-Rite, and hobo skinning.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 27, 2019 08:17 AM (u82oZ)

164 TX;s AG says they have found that there has been 95,000 non-citizens on the voting rolls

See why Ds can't allow a wall? or a proper census?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 27, 2019 08:17 AM (96e/h)

165 'Wiring of the mind - both my sons took business calculus and I was amazed they couldn't just "see" it'

#2 son and I were talking about math and arithmetic a few days ago after I asked him for a simple math problem that I had already done in my head. He got his phone out to use the calculator and I asked him why he needed to do that when he was such a wiz at Trig and Calc. He says that higher math makes you think in a different way about numbers and that even his instructor uses a calculator for simple arithmetic. That doesn't make any sense to me but he understands that stuff way better than I do.

Posted by: freaked at January 27, 2019 08:17 AM (UdKB7)

166 "The wet suits, and all the black head coverings and face mask in black? Further proof."


????????????

Posted by: Zombie Lloyd Bridges at January 27, 2019 08:17 AM (cqNba)

167 freaked, went back to the pet thread and saw your Scout update. Good news.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 27, 2019 08:17 AM (iaYfR)

168 TX;s AG says they have found that there has been 95,000 non-citizens on the voting rolls

See why Ds can't allow a wall? or a proper census?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 27, 2019 08:17 AM (96e/h)



Because that would be racist against undocumented voters

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 27, 2019 08:19 AM (SiINZ)

169 Did you flash the moron gang sign?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner

What's the moron gang sign?
I pull my zipper up?
Posted by: Bruce at January 27, 2019 08:12 AM (8ikIW)

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Not a very good gang sign for a pants-optional group

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 27, 2019 08:19 AM (8g9zh)

170 Interesting how all the media orgs are tightening belts at a time when the larger economy is getting unleashed. Is there a common link that's causing their contraction? If so, I want to know what it is to continue it....

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 27, 2019 08:20 AM (96e/h)

171 Good morning everyone! Whats the good news?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 27, 2019 08:20 AM (YndB3)

172 Not all the dogs in the animal shelter you would want to take home. Some were trained by drug dealers or for dog fighting and are mean as hell. Having visited some of these shelters, you see a mix. I believe some dogs just have to be "put to sleep".

Posted by: Colin at January 27, 2019 08:20 AM (zyGlN)

173 Aw...thank you, Salty.

I finally got a decent picture of Wilbur. Will send it along to MisHum.


Strange pigling. He eats the sepals but not the strawberry. Corn husks? Yummy. Corn itself, not so much.

The electrical cord-chewing has stopped. I suspect Mr. Piggy might have gotten zapped. Good. He's sending me to the poorhouse buying charger, printer and lamp cords.

Posted by: creeper at January 27, 2019 08:20 AM (ey3Yt)

174 "Did you flash the moron gang sign?"

Yup.
12 pack of Pudding Cups in the cart.

Sadly, no counter-sign was given.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 27, 2019 08:13 AM (cqNba)

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You should carry Ace O' Spades business cards, with the website address on it. Hand them out to like-minded folk when you come across them.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 27, 2019 08:21 AM (8g9zh)

175 Thank for the help Ben Had! I want to get another GSD but have told myself no until I get Scout straightened out. He's definitely healthier and happier, and I am looking around for anothe buddy fror him. It's unseemly of him to be hanging out with a cat.

Posted by: freaked at January 27, 2019 08:21 AM (UdKB7)

176 I know NRO is not very popular round here these days, but Charles CW Cooke's column "Bad, Press" is excellent.

http://tinyurl.com/ybln694n

Posted by: Buddy Bizarre at January 27, 2019 08:22 AM (7bsyg)

177 How does one earn the street name 'Butt Juice"?
https://tinyurl.com/yco3j7s4
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 27, 2019 08:11 AM (cqNba)

He looks nice. Maybe he was going to skool to become "Dr." Butt Juice.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 27, 2019 08:23 AM (Z+IKu)

178 Having visited some of these shelters, you see a mix. I believe some dogs just have to be "put to sleep".

One of the saddest things I ever saw was the Animal Control truck at the county dump dropping a load.

Posted by: freaked at January 27, 2019 08:23 AM (UdKB7)

179 Good article at American Greatness by Roger Kimball, in which he puts his finger on something not enough mentioned. Even based on the initially release short video, there was NOTHING to warrant the Trans Cons' pile on. Nothing whatsoever.

It finally hit me whom that vile Frankovich reminded me of. Jimmie Carter. He has the exact same self-righteously Pharasaic tone. Or maybe not so much a tone as a smell.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 27, 2019 08:23 AM (VaN/j)

180 Creeper,

I never knew that guinea pigs were such cord biters.

Do you have coyotes? We has some attack a calf at a nearby ranch.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 27, 2019 08:25 AM (u82oZ)

181 Twitter suspended my account yesterday for retweeting this #iowahawk tweet video, with a #LearnToCode hashtag


Posted by: metalman at January 27, 2019 08:27 AM (g6igp)

182 Morning NaCly

Morning creeper.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 27, 2019 08:28 AM (iaYfR)

183 Hi, Ben. Here ya' go.

*pours shot of Bailey's into USB port*

Posted by: creeper at January 27, 2019 08:28 AM (ey3Yt)

184 No One of Consequence

Hrothgar has the coolest name tag; with magnetic pins. And every MoMeet he attends he adds a dancing Ewok on the bottom row. He wants to add an Ewok with cowboy boots to commemorate attending Ben Had's Texas MoMeet.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 27, 2019 08:29 AM (u82oZ)

185 Interesting how all the media orgs are tightening belts at a time when the larger economy is getting unleashed. Is there a common link that's causing their contraction? If so, I want to know what it is to continue it....

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 27, 2019 08:20 AM


I think it's advertising revenue. With all the knowledge coming to light that half of Facebook accounts are fake, yet still able to automatically generate 'clicks', the advertisers are likely to shift their spending to more dependable means.

Disadvantage: Click bait generators aka 'Journalists'

Posted by: Newer Nic at January 27, 2019 08:29 AM (jYje5)

186 Thanks for posting the Six String tweet! Have never visited there before and it was highly entertaining. He reads so many timelines, so I don't have to!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, As Woke As He's Gonna Get at January 27, 2019 08:29 AM (Z216Q)

187 creeper, that makes my day. Thank You. I'm not good a just one, Ya know.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 27, 2019 08:30 AM (iaYfR)

188 Interesting . . .

The Countering Disinformation and Propaganda Act included in the National Defense Authorization Act for fiscal year 2017 that Obama signed.

It expired Dec 2018

$160 million / 2 years / 1000 journalist laid off. Comes out to $80K annual salary and benefits.

Coincidence?

https://gab.com/Amber/posts/47191097

More on this Obama era act:
https://tinyurl.com/jxm5k9s

Posted by: Lizzy at January 27, 2019 08:31 AM (W+vEI)

189 Top of the morning to ya, Ben Had and VIA.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 27, 2019 08:31 AM (u82oZ)

190 181 Twitter suspended my account yesterday for retweeting this #iowahawk tweet video, with a #LearnToCode hashtag

Posted by: metalman at January 27, 2019 08:27 AM (g6igp)

Jeez.

Posted by: m at January 27, 2019 08:32 AM (xRJkg)

191 Salty, we do have coyotes on our hill. They sing at night. When the cats want to go out at night I tell them, "No out. Bad dogs out."

They seem to understand and trudge off to bed to await me. All three of them. Gets really crowded.

Posted by: creeper at January 27, 2019 08:32 AM (ey3Yt)

192 NaCly, are you thawed out yet?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 27, 2019 08:32 AM (iaYfR)

193 This doc was just on FNC (channel finally became 'available')...

Omar L. Hamada, MD, MBA @OmarHamada Jan 23

I want to clear something up so that there is absolutely no doubt.

I'm a Board Certified OB/GYN who has delivered over 2,500 babies.

There's not a single fetal or maternal condition that requires third trimester abortion. Not one. Delivery, yes. Abortion, no.

======

He was, of course, harassed on twitter for it and now people are changing his ratings on vitals.com (doc rating website).

http://tinyurl.com/yc6v3agj

Posted by: Tami at January 27, 2019 08:33 AM (cF8AT)

194 Twitter suspended my account yesterday for retweeting this #iowahawk tweet video, with a #LearnToCode hashtag


Posted by: metalman at January 27, 2019 08:27 AM (g6igp


well you know, you may use it to ask other people to kill . but you cannot ever insult those that do so.

Posted by: willow at January 27, 2019 08:34 AM (gLMhO)

195 Sounds like Zimbabwe is about to start burning. Wasn't that where that RINO fuckhole Jeff Flake was this summer, meddling in elections. Fine job, Jeffy.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 27, 2019 08:34 AM (y7DUB)

196 willow, how's the cough?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 27, 2019 08:35 AM (iaYfR)

197 Iowahawk parodied the old Merle Haggard tune "Mama Tried" (and well!) but it gave me an urge to turn on the Grateful Dead version. Damn, Jerry Garcia could play.


https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybzvpqms

Posted by: Huck Follywood, As Woke As He's Gonna Get at January 27, 2019 08:35 AM (Z216Q)

198 Ben Had, I had an inspiration based on some events in your MoMeet, and some from all the pouring drinks into someone's USB port.

I brought in miniatures of liquor to my Doctor's office. From vodka, a good whiskey, to spiced rum. I had one for every one in the team. I was told they had fun deciding who got what. And it seemed to put an extra spring in their step.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 27, 2019 08:36 AM (u82oZ)

199 Tami, I can remember when Docs were into that whole 'do no harm ' deal.

Now those that believe are ruined.

May all those participating in his destruction have a doc they deserve

Posted by: willow at January 27, 2019 08:36 AM (gLMhO)

200 Good morning Horde!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 27, 2019 08:36 AM (Rz2Nc)

201 Ben, still hanging on,although it seems looser this morning, if my side and ribs didn't hurt so bad , I would think it is getting better.

Posted by: willow at January 27, 2019 08:37 AM (gLMhO)

202 NaCly, that's the way to keep 'em happy.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 27, 2019 08:38 AM (iaYfR)

203 Twitter suspended my account yesterday for retweeting this #iowahawk tweet video, with a #LearnToCode hashtag


Posted by: metalman at January 27, 2019 08:27 AM (g6igp



Because comrade it is doubleplus ungood think. And don't dare say that Twatter is biased.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 27, 2019 08:39 AM (SiINZ)

204 I think I am taking blubellsadvice this morning and finding a health food store that does local honey.

I bathed last night in the hottest bath and shredded ginger root , did vicks on chest. (what a weird smell after a few hours of roasting on my chest)ick.

Posted by: willow at January 27, 2019 08:40 AM (gLMhO)

205 NaCly, I still have a couple of small TiTo's left. I'm thinking of making them into a pair of earrings for Jane D'oh for next year.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 27, 2019 08:40 AM (iaYfR)

206 @Barnes_Law 14 minutes ago

Defamation "per se" allows individuals to recover damages w/o proving individual damages. In Kentucky that applies to any statement that would "tend to expose the plaintiff to public hatred, ridicule, contempt or disgrace, or to induce an evil opinion of him..." (182 S.W.3d 541).


I hope those kids and their families become wealthy beyond measure....

Posted by: Tami at January 27, 2019 08:40 AM (cF8AT)

207 Ben Had

It touched 40 yesterday. The snows of the last month are retreating slowly.

The ice storm Tuesday was very intense. I'm going to write a story about it for the local paper. But I have to get the Superintendent to approve it. It touched a bit on his decision on early release.

I hope it is warm in your area of Texas, and that predators are reducing the wild hog numbers.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 27, 2019 08:40 AM (u82oZ)

208 @Barnes_Law 14 minutes ago

Defamation "per se" allows individuals to recover damages w/o proving individual damages. In Kentucky that applies to any statement that would "tend to expose the plaintiff to public hatred, ridicule, contempt or disgrace, or to induce an evil opinion of him..." (182 S.W.3d 541).


I hope those kids and their families become wealthy beyond measure....
Posted by: Tami at January 27, 2019 08:40 AM (cF8AT)



I hope they sue some of them completely out of existence.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 27, 2019 08:42 AM (SiINZ)

209 The education establishment in this country must be abolished, particularly the unconstitutional control from Washington.

The biggest problem is that far too many people believe that Government Education is the Standard when it should be considered shameful and the last resort - sort of like an orphanage for war refugees.

We see this in housing and food, there is no shame any more in being a Section-8 or EBT recipient. Attending government school should be seen as being the bastard offspring of unloving and irresponsible parents.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 27, 2019 08:42 AM (lD3vL)

210 willow, a finger of Brandy with that honey will work better.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 27, 2019 08:42 AM (iaYfR)

211 Ben Had

I could possibly meet Jane Dóh? Wow.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 27, 2019 08:43 AM (u82oZ)

212 >>Twitter suspended my account yesterday for retweeting this #iowahawk tweet video, with a #LearnToCode hashtag


Permanently?!


These laid off "journalists" are squealing about people not having sympathy for them, but all you have to do is look at their twitter history and work output to see #Learn To Code is mild compared to their vitriol.


A few examples:

https://twitter.com/nickmon1112/status/
1033452132404527104


Warning: this is a really depressing read. They hate us, they really, really hate us!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 27, 2019 08:43 AM (W+vEI)

213 If 50% of Facebook is phony accounts, and advertisers were paying per view, they got ripped off. Which means the entire advertising rate model is faulty. ...
Posted by: Newer Nic at January 27, 2019 06:27 AM (jYje5)


Speaking of faulty advertising, I tossed my old Gillette Mach3 in the trash. I had been getting tired of paying so much for replacement blade cartridges anyway.

I replaced it with a vintage USA-made double-edge safety razor and Wilkinson Sword blades (make certain to get the German-made "Classic" and not the Chinese-made "Gillette-Wilkinson"). I discovered Wet Shaving Products and used one of their "Formula T" shaving soaps that features tallow in the soap. I got the closest shave I've had in decades.

There are plenty of alternatives to Gillette and their toxic masculinity(tm) add coincides with a renewed interest in wet shaving. So, their timing is impeccable, if their intention was to alienate an already unsatisfied customer base.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 27, 2019 08:44 AM (5Yee7)

214 Lizzy, nice- follow the money.

Posted by: Jean at January 27, 2019 08:44 AM (25Dt7)

215 Defamation "per se" allows individuals to recover damages w/o proving individual damages. In Kentucky that applies to any statement that would "tend to expose the plaintiff to public hatred, ridicule, contempt or disgrace, or to induce an evil opinion of him.



its' like the modern day witch hunts.

Burn the Witch!

I would say powerful people Media promoting hatred enough to kill what are children by their own standards of being a child until 26..

and of course I would go after facebook and twiiter.

as they certainly saw nothing wrong with this.
while targeting others as Above, for snipping back at those crybullies that did exactly this in the public sphere with accolades, gang bangs and their helpers.

Posted by: willow at January 27, 2019 08:44 AM (gLMhO)

216 Thoughts for the day:

- If liberals found a single cell organism on Mars, they would declare they found "life on Mars". Yet they have declare life in the womb is only a "clump of cells".

- if death is declared when your heart stops, why doesn't it start with a detectable heart beat?

Cuomo and the liberals on New York are monsters. They take life from the most vulnerable amongst us, and exist only to steal life and liberty from others. He should be excommunicated from the church, as should anyone calling themselves a Catholic who voted for killing babies.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 27, 2019 08:44 AM (IBzqd)

217 Salty, those little bottles are handy. A friend's hubby is leaving for several weeks of work. I have a going away present...a coffee can full of Snickers and Three Musketeers. Buried beneath them is a small bottle of good tequila, a lime and a shaker of salt.

Posted by: creeper at January 27, 2019 08:44 AM (ey3Yt)

218

Good Morning wonderful people. I hope you have a blessed day and can share a moment with those you love, near or far.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 27, 2019 08:45 AM (w3OLr)

219 @Barnes_Law 14 minutes ago



It's SO nice to see Lawfare on our side for a change.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 27, 2019 08:45 AM (96e/h)

220 Blue Bird of F'ing Joy

Our " elites" feel that way, for sure.

*Sneer*. You went to public school? How drool.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 27, 2019 08:46 AM (u82oZ)

221 And with a Kentucky jury ..

Posted by: Jean at January 27, 2019 08:46 AM (25Dt7)

222 Publisher said "These jobs are going boys, and they ain't coming back."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2019 08:47 AM (CDGwz)

223 "The education establishment in this country must be abolished, particularly the unconstitutional control from Washington."

Yes...the government skools are run like it's 1889, not 2019.

Close them down and have the little chillun learn at home online.

Hey, ho, brick and mortar skools have got to go......

Those that can't or won't, it's Arby's and the blues.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 27, 2019 08:47 AM (Z+IKu)

224
#2 son and I were talking about math and arithmetic a few days ago after I asked him for a simple math problem that I had already done in my head. He got his phone out to use the calculator and I asked him why he needed to do that when he was such a wiz at Trig and Calc. He says that higher math makes you think in a different way about numbers and that even his instructor uses a calculator for simple arithmetic. That doesn't make any sense to me but he understands that stuff way better than I do.
Posted by: freaked at January 27, 2019 08:17 AM (UdKB7)

Apparently that is not unusual. My kid is in cal 4 and biochem this semester, and has no problem with differentials and theoretical math, but can't do simple arithmetic.

And good morning horde, I hope you all have a blessed day today.

Posted by: moki at January 27, 2019 08:47 AM (mFoNl)

225 creeper

That is right neighborly, it is. What a good friend you are.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 27, 2019 08:47 AM (u82oZ)

226 'Mornin.

Posted by: Weasel at January 27, 2019 08:47 AM (MVjcR)

227 Because comrade it is doubleplus ungood think. And don't dare say that Twatter is biased.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 27, 2019 08:39 AM (SiINZ)


Their self hatred must go supernova every time Drumpf uses their dogshit platform to bypass the MFM.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 27, 2019 08:47 AM (y7DUB)

228 But, but, surely these journalism and mass communication majors have marketable skills.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2019 08:48 AM (CDGwz)

229 A few examples:

https://twitter.com/nickmon1112/status/1033452132404527104


Warning: this is a really depressing read. They hate us, they really, really hate us!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 27, 2019 08:43 AM (W+vEI)



It's incredible how all of these pasty white people spew all of this hate about white people. What kind of disconnect they must have in their twisted little insect like brains to call for getting rid of white people but they'll be okay because they are lefties. If they really want what they claim they want they should move to Zimbabwe. It's the perfect place for them

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 27, 2019 08:48 AM (SiINZ)

230 Let he who cries Wolf in a crowded theater loose the dogs of War!
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at January 27, 2019 07:24 AM


WLNSSEODQY.

Posted by: Winston Wolf at January 27, 2019 08:48 AM (hAruP)

231 To them, it's a "sacrament".

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 27, 2019 08:48 AM (5fNnO)

232 Lizzy, it's ok I hate them back, but this time I am the one researching them.
we can all play.

Posted by: willow at January 27, 2019 08:48 AM (gLMhO)

233 I bathed last night in the hottest bath and shredded ginger root , did vicks on chest. (what a weird smell after a few hours of roasting on my chest)ick.
Posted by: willow at January 27, 2019 08:40 AM (gLMhO)


It's a good start - try adding some leek, topped with a few sprigs of fresh dill and coarse ground black pepper. Remember to simmer instead of boiling (or else it will get cloudy) and remove the leek and skim it before serving.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 27, 2019 08:48 AM (t+qrx)

234 David Burge as Iowahawk is brilliant. I just wish he would find another platform. I don't know why he thinks he won't be eaten last.

Posted by: whitecollar redneck at January 27, 2019 08:49 AM (SYvU/)

235 Morning y'all!

Posted by: lin-duh galt at January 27, 2019 08:49 AM (kufk0)

236 thequietman, their brains have been damaged, we can guess by hom, but i'm sure
tag we're it, aren't responsible.

why we even had teachers involved in the action. you know those that many of us entrusted our children to for more hours a day than we had with them.

Posted by: willow at January 27, 2019 08:50 AM (gLMhO)

237 I don't think I want to read a screed by someone who hates conservatives. My body feels like it's been run over by a truck physically. I don't need that emotionally too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 27, 2019 08:50 AM (AllCR)

238 whom

Posted by: willow at January 27, 2019 08:50 AM (gLMhO)

239 >>Lizzy, nice- follow the money.


Scary, isn't it? I hope this thing isn't perpetuated when the government re-opens.

You know media companies are scheming on ways to remain funded via government now that they can't support their industry via the open market.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 27, 2019 08:50 AM (W+vEI)

240 lin-duh, did you make the steak rolls?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 27, 2019 08:50 AM (iaYfR)

241 Fenelon, no not just conservatives but 'white people'

written by some other nutty wp

Posted by: willow at January 27, 2019 08:51 AM (gLMhO)

242 Hunter S. Thompson is one of the most outrageous Americans ever, of course, which makes this interview with Conan O'Brian entertaining as all get out.


Combine bourbon, various guns, and a bear in the front yard and of course your secretary ends up shot! Who would have expected anything else?

https://tinyurl.com/y9d2vex2

Posted by: Huck Follywood, As Woke As He's Gonna Get at January 27, 2019 08:51 AM (Z216Q)

243 Disadvantage: Click bait generators aka 'Journalists'

How long before enough people tire of click-bait? The focus-group tested phrases, trigger words, PG-13 rated images, headlines-as-questions, et al leading to vapid Gell Mann reminding CSI* articles that can be more easily and cheaply fashioned using previous generation AI 'bots.

*CSI as in the television show, where a 43 minute program is built around one trivial forensic trick/fact. Articles that have one trivial observation but are surrounded by 95% eyewash.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 27, 2019 08:51 AM (lD3vL)

244 Another cloudy day. Ugh.. I need sunshine!

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 27, 2019 08:52 AM (dUJdY)

245 hogmartin @ 233

Cream of willow soup?

Posted by: creeper at January 27, 2019 08:52 AM (ey3Yt)

246 >>Lizzy, it's ok I hate them back, but this time I am the one researching them.
we can all play.


This guy did extensive research back when Sara Jeong was hired by the NYT.

https://twitter.com/i/moments/1025792822467801088

The best part is that a lot of people he highlighted after researching Jeong lost their jobs last week.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 27, 2019 08:53 AM (W+vEI)

247 Posted by: willow at January 27, 2019 08:51 AM (gLMhO)

Sorry to hear they have that attitude.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 27, 2019 08:53 AM (AllCR)

248 Ben had I particularly like the brandy advice. and good morning, hope all the day is sweet to you.

Posted by: willow at January 27, 2019 08:53 AM (gLMhO)

249 Good morning icicles!



So, this 6 String Tweet guy turns tweets into pseudo folk songs and then posts them on his Twitter account?! That is my first question,



Now let me be a journalist. If true, why the hell am I just hearing about this now? And don't give me the old "You don't even have a twitter account." crap.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 27, 2019 08:53 AM (IcJtd)

250 Cream of willow soup?
Posted by: creeper at January 27, 2019 08:52 AM (ey3Yt)


It sounded like that's what she was making.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 27, 2019 08:53 AM (t+qrx)

251 Jewells, you are the sunshine.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 27, 2019 08:53 AM (iaYfR)

252
It's a good start - try adding some leek, topped with a few sprigs of fresh dill and coarse ground black pepper. Remember to simmer instead of boiling (or else it will get cloudy) and remove the leek and skim it before serving.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 27, 2019 08:48 AM (t+qrx)

Have you been hanging out with Cannibal Bob?

Posted by: moki at January 27, 2019 08:54 AM (mFoNl)

253 Ben Had,
Yes I made the rolls. I over baked them since the directions said bake at 425 for 10 minutes then turn down to 400 and bake another 20-25 minutes. I cooked them for 15 more and it was too much. They did turn out well taste and texture wise. I will try again but adjust the temperature and time. We wound up eating meatball subs with them.

Posted by: lin-duh galt at January 27, 2019 08:54 AM (kufk0)

254 188: Fascinating stuff

Posted by: CN at January 27, 2019 08:55 AM (U7k5w)

255 Posted by: Ben Had at January 27, 2019 08:53 AM (iaYfR)

awww... *blushes*.. aren't you sweet

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 27, 2019 08:55 AM (dUJdY)

256 I don't think I want to read a screed by someone who hates conservatives. My body feels like it's been run over by a truck physically. I don't need that emotionally too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 27, 2019 08:50 AM (AllCR)



It's all white people are the worst. White people are the cause of all problems. White people are evil. All written by very pasty white people who are unhinged. Again if they want a country that puts whitey in his place Zimbabwe is the place for all of them

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 27, 2019 08:55 AM (SiINZ)

257 Fenelon, when one hate whole groups for something as insignificant as color.. what can one say? but asthey pile on hating their brothers sisters, mother fathers, granparents. I can say with confidence they are mentally ill.

and we go back to who did this to them on such a massive scale in such a relatively short period of time.

and i'm not taking the blame.

Posted by: willow at January 27, 2019 08:56 AM (gLMhO)

258 I 'member a time when a man's Gender Studies degree meant sumpin'.

I guess xe gonna have to strike!

XUniox!

XUniox!

XUniox!

Posted by: naturalfake at January 27, 2019 08:56 AM (CRRq9)

259 And with a Kentucky jury ..


Posted by: Jean at January 27, 2019 08:46 AM

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I wouldn't count those Jury chickens before they cross the road. Covington is basically a suburb of Cincinnati and that City leans left.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 27, 2019 08:56 AM (JUOKG)

260 239: So journalista ARE directly paid by the administrative state and their pol benefactors.

Posted by: CN at January 27, 2019 08:56 AM (U7k5w)

261 According to Horde Tradition, Cream of Willow Soup is traditionally served last, after dessert.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 27, 2019 08:56 AM (hAruP)

262 Close them down and have the little chillun learn at home online.

That won't work for far too many people. Parents/Guardians/Drugged-up-"adult" are usually not available during the day to provide overwatch.

Ergo, why we have these day-care centers, or kennels. How else are these kids going to get a meal to eat?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 27, 2019 08:56 AM (lD3vL)

263 Maybe buzzfeed/huffpo etc. could staff w/"undocumented workers".....might keep 'em going a little longer.

Posted by: BignJames at January 27, 2019 08:56 AM (cxHbL)

264 Nood books!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 27, 2019 08:57 AM (kQs4Y)

265 Have I stumbled onto an early food thread?
Now I hungry! And inspired to check the pantry for some nips for muh coffee . . .

Posted by: Lizzy at January 27, 2019 08:57 AM (W+vEI)

266 261 According to Horde Tradition, Cream of Willow Soup is traditionally served last, after dessert.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 27, 2019 08:56 AM (hAruP)

And after everyone has left the table....

Posted by: Tami at January 27, 2019 08:57 AM (cF8AT)

267 Interestingly, yesterday I read that that beloved archetype of socialism, Denmark, gives all parents school vouchers. They choose the school that they like.

The next time some lefty mentions Denmark, just say, "Oh, so you're in favor of school vouchers".

While they are mulling that over, also mention that they apparently would like to reduce corporate taxes by almost 50%.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2019 08:57 AM (xSo9G)

268 Lizzy! that's the best news I've heard all week.

Posted by: willow at January 27, 2019 08:57 AM (gLMhO)

269


It's all white people are the worst. White people are the cause of
all problems. White people are evil. All written by very pasty white
people who are unhinged. Again if they want a country that puts whitey
in his place Zimbabwe is the place for all of them


They sound just like Germany in 1933, don't they?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 27, 2019 08:58 AM (96e/h)

270 NOOD - Books !

Posted by: JT at January 27, 2019 08:59 AM (rIG58)

271 Interestingly, yesterday I read that that beloved archetype of socialism, Denmark, gives all parents school vouchers. They choose the school that they like.

The next time some lefty mentions Denmark, just say, "Oh, so you're in favor of school vouchers".

While they are mulling that over, also mention that they apparently would like to reduce corporate taxes by almost 50%.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

And put all muslims and other illegal immigrants on a small windswept island in tents. Amazing, all that and hot blonde chicks.

Posted by: Jean at January 27, 2019 08:59 AM (25Dt7)

272 It's all white people are the worst. White people are the cause of all problems.

But they want our technology, energy, medicine, money, military, inventions, courts, entertainment, philosophy, luxuries, recipes, architecture...

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 27, 2019 08:59 AM (lD3vL)

273 hogmartin, heck no, I refuse to cook for J. dohner (sp)

Posted by: willow at January 27, 2019 09:00 AM (gLMhO)

274 @realDonaldTrump 19 minutes ago

We are not even into February and the cost of illegal immigration so far this year is $18,959,495,168. Cost Friday was $603,331,392. There are at least 25,772,342 illegal aliens, not the 11,000,000 that have been reported for years, in our Country. So ridiculous! DHS

Posted by: Tami at January 27, 2019 09:00 AM (cF8AT)

275 Posted by: willow at January 27, 2019 08:56 AM (gLMhO)

Well, yes; I think it's mental illness, not organic but instilled. I also think it's a spiritual problem. I don't think the people who say and think these kinds of things have any meaningful spiritual life because certainly Judaism or Christianity doesn't teach that, and people who were good parents without necessarily being religious didn't teach them that either.

So I pray for them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 27, 2019 09:00 AM (AllCR)

276 Kamaltoe comes to a black sorority in SC to speechify in her 2020 Presidential campaign.

--

Funny how any D candidate latches on to the youth at the get-go because they're ignorant and ripe for the picking. And she goes to a black sorority. Gotta start building up that army, I guess.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 27, 2019 09:00 AM (JoUsr)

277 239: So journalista ARE directly paid by the administrative state and their pol benefactors.
Posted by: CN at January

Vanguard of the proletariat

Posted by: Jean at January 27, 2019 09:00 AM (25Dt7)

278 They sound just like Germany in 1933, don't they?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 27, 2019 08:58 AM (96e/h)



Originally I wrote switch white for Jews and it would have the same tone as 1930s Germany, because it is the same sort of raging hate except the government isn't completely supporting the hate now.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 27, 2019 09:01 AM (SiINZ)

279 >> I don't think I want to read a screed by someone who hates conservatives. My body feels like it's been run over by a truck physically. I don't need that emotionally too.


Oh, Fen, I don't want to disturb you! Don't follow the link.

I'm just glad someone is out there cataloging this stuff so that when something like the Covington Catholic kids feeding frenzy happens, we can quickly understand *why* it happened. It's truly frightening. I am glad a lot of these people have lost their media platform (for now), but it shows that the Covington hate wasn't a fluke. It will happen again and again.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 27, 2019 09:01 AM (W+vEI)

280 Fenelon, I pray for the rest of us.

I kick in a small note to them, when praying that they remain calm. and the country survives.

Posted by: willow at January 27, 2019 09:01 AM (gLMhO)

281 Life currently is one continual trip to the wood pile. In between it's ash-dumping. You can make a full-time job out of a fireplace if you do it right.

Moar wood!

Posted by: creeper at January 27, 2019 09:02 AM (ey3Yt)

282 With this yellow invested in me I now pronounce you jaundiced.

Posted by: saf at January 27, 2019 09:04 AM (5IHGB)

283 "Fenelon, I pray for the rest of us. "

I do too

"I kick in a small note to them, when praying that they remain calm. and the country survives."

Sounds like good prayers.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 27, 2019 09:05 AM (AllCR)

284 Ergo, why we have these day-care centers, or kennels. How else are these kids going to get a meal to eat?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 27, 2019 08:56 AM (lD3vL)

Good point. But the system in place now is antiquated and needs to go.

As Frank Costanza said, "There has to be a better way."

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 27, 2019 09:05 AM (Z+IKu)

285 Posted by: Lizzy at January 27, 2019 09:01 AM (W+vEI)

I agree with you. It will happen again and again.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 27, 2019 09:06 AM (AllCR)

286 Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 27, 2019 08:51 AM (lD3vL)

I only click those on accident and my teen kids are even less likely to click. If their business model is "Boomers click anything" they should probably stop wanting them to die.

The new ads are even worse (Zips place is full of them). "Chilling last photo before tragedy strikes!" as someone is standing on the edge of a cliff/high-rise, playing with small sharks, etc. Uhm, the only tragedy is that they were so stupid they thought laws of nature didn't apply to them personally.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 27, 2019 09:06 AM (uquGJ)

287 Gotta travel today.


BBL

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 27, 2019 09:11 AM (cqNba)

288 willow - hope you're feeling better ASAP!

Off to make blueberry oatmeal pancakes....

Posted by: Lizzy at January 27, 2019 09:16 AM (W+vEI)

289 Viva Bolsonaro!

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flight Attendant, Port Side at January 27, 2019 09:50 AM (q9+CU)

290 Tony Shaffer
Former San Francisco mayor, Willie Brown, 84, admits preferencial treatment for, and extramarital affair with, @KamalaHarris - so should she have done a music video to Shalamar's "Dancing in the Sheets" as part of her 2020 Presidential campaign rollout?

Posted by: Poor Little Fat Kid John PUDhoretz at January 27, 2019 10:12 AM (BqBId)

291 I was made out of work in 2008, as a result of the R.E. bubble burst.

Having been there, I feel for those out of work.

But as I posted during the unemployment rise that journos smirked at the unemployed blue collars... tone it down, the tables turn and the pendulums swing...

Posted by: socalcon at January 27, 2019 10:18 AM (Roy2Z)

292 Oh dear god that was amazing.

Posted by: Dude at January 27, 2019 10:22 AM (jvQ5d)

293 OMG, that was funny.

As a member of the DC folk music scene from waaaay in the olden days, I have to say that HE FUCKING NAILED IT!

Posted by: marlon rando at January 27, 2019 10:58 AM (HkNGo)

294 Filipino police have not stated whether they're looking for a Native American skilled in refrigerator repair angry over smirking in R.C. cathedral bombing but haven't ruled it out...

https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/
1089432336813371393

Rep. Omar (D-Hamas) says they deserved it.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 27, 2019 11:23 AM (Evws/)

295 Oh Gox NPR just put out a traffic advisory for a Kamala rally in Oakland later.

Oh SMOD mon roi...

Posted by: JEM at January 27, 2019 11:56 AM (PRJyD)

296 Twitter is shadowbanning the #LearnToCode hashtag for laid-off "journalists"? What? Why?

Also "Who? When? and Where?"

Maybe those journos could do something useful for a change. I heard the coal mines are hiring again. Also, Keystone needs pipefitters. ANWR needs drillers.

By banning punchlines, Twitter has become one.

In the spirit of Iowahawk, "The Non-Permitted Ballad of Jack Dorsey" from Johnny PayPal's "Live at the Folsom Street Twitter Headquarters in San Francisco":

I'm up here banning hashtags
like plastic straws and bags
I got no sense of humor
when it comes to gags
I'm stuck in Twitter HQ
time keeps draggin' on
but that meme keeps rollin'
on down to San Antone.

When Dorsey was a baby,
my mama told me "Jack,
Don't mess with peoples' punchlines
Don't be a Free Speech hack."
But I doxed a man Encino
just to make him choke
the crime that he committed:
Making an Unauthorized Joke.

I bet there's Trump folk tweetin'
And sayin' what they want
They're probably tossing back to liberals
their own silly taunt
But I know they had it comin'
Speech just can't be Free
But those people keep a speakin'
And that's what tortures me

Well if they freed me from Headquarters
If the Internet was all mine
I would ban all pesky hashtags
that didn't toe the line
Far from San Francisco
Is where I'd rather be
heading the Dept. of Joke Inspection
in Washington, D.C.!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 27, 2019 12:44 PM (Ndje9)

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