The Morning Rant

"So, this week, the media's Covington narrative collapsed faster than Bill Clinton's pants at a hookers' convention. It was discovered that Nathan Phillips, touted by the MSM as a 'respected tribal elder', was lying his ass off: He lied about who he was, he lied about being mocked, he lied 8 different ways about his military service, he lied about why he approached a group of kids at a pro-life march, in short, he lied about everything. Heck, Jane Fonda has spent more time in Vietnam than Phillips ever has. All Phillips does is annoy people. He can be accurately described as a professional protestor/agitator and far from being a 'respected' elder, Native Americans don't think much of him. He was at the pro-life march for one reason only: to provoke an incident, and then cry about it to a sympathetic media. Of course the media believed every word he said and didn't bother to do any actual fact-checking. Yeah, 2019 is looking like another kick-ass year for the MSM. And it's not even February."

Hat Crime:

Anatomy of A Failure:

Let's unpack this stupid lede:

"A viral story spread."
(Translation: we reported a bunch of lies and bullshit)

"The mainstream media rushed to keep up"
(Translation: When we started getting called out on our lies and bullshit, we doubled down on it)

"The Trump internet pounced."
(Translation: when it became obvious that our reporting was all lies and bullshit, we made ourselves out to be the victims)

And what, exactly, is "the Trump Internet", anyway? Is there some part of the internet that he owns, and where he can dictate what users can and cannot say?

Without Honor:

Chief Spreading Bull

A Handy Venn Diagram:

Bardot on Friday:

For the 'Ettes:

Tuesday's celebs were Tuesday Weld, Charles Bronson, and Congressman and Mrs. Dan Crenshaw

Friday Shoe Pr0n:

Today's Rant Has Been Brought To You By Pancakes:

Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:13 AM

Comments

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1 Ha. Willowed:

I'm not a fan of raw or even fried oysters, but cooking them on a campfire changes everything.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Vietnam Ford Ranger at January 25, 2019 11:07 AM (xyung)

2 Nice Venn diagram. Classes the joint up.

Posted by: pep at January 25, 2019 11:09 AM (TpAxy)

3

Respect my Authoritah!

*sharts*

Posted by: Ex-marine Gummy Wayhigh at January 25, 2019 11:09 AM (n2qRY)

4 touted by the MSM as a 'respected tribal elder',

And Retired Marine Ranger Recon Vietnam Veteran Babykiller Spit On...

did I leave anything out?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 25, 2019 11:09 AM (6qErC)

5 Hey I recognize them... They're womens shoes! Do I win?

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at January 25, 2019 11:10 AM (O2RFr)

6 Finally, someone I know. The dood is Timothy Oliphant.

Posted by: Kris at January 25, 2019 11:10 AM (OyyDO)

7 Also, glad to see the Sioux repudiating that fraud. I mean, would you want him representing you?

Posted by: pep at January 25, 2019 11:10 AM (TpAxy)

8 I want the Trump Internet! I'm stuck with the shitty regular Comcast-provided internet.

I imagine that the Trump Internet is amazing, believe me. The best internet ever!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2019 11:10 AM (GBteo)

9 Syrup?

On Pancakes?

CBD Oil is the correct choice.

Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2019 11:10 AM (hIayt)

10 Timothy Olyphant!

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 25, 2019 11:10 AM (DoOPz)

11 Bardot looks yummy.

Posted by: HA at January 25, 2019 11:10 AM (MAstk)

12

Is that an African Oliphant or an Indian Oliphant?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 25, 2019 11:10 AM (n2qRY)

13 Wow - sure glad I checked back for that photo of BB on a Friday.

I'll be, uh, indisposed for a few...

Posted by: DocJ at January 25, 2019 11:10 AM (NYS7S)

14 Welcome Ape

Posted by: CN at January 25, 2019 11:11 AM (U7k5w)

15 Wow, I see another "raid" on a non- trump campaign person.... Sieg Heil!

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at January 25, 2019 11:11 AM (O2RFr)

16 And the redheaded guy at the urinal turns right, still peeing...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 25, 2019 11:11 AM (bcbK8)

17 did I leave anything out?
Posted by: Anon a mouse

He's a floor wax and a dessert topping.

Posted by: pep at January 25, 2019 11:11 AM (TpAxy)

18 Weird. I am re-watching justified. Almost done with my Rayland and Boyd are secretly gay lovers hypothesis.

By the by, Natalie Zea is the sexiest woman on the planet.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2019 11:11 AM (pUDQf)

19 >>The dood is Timothy Oliphant.

If you need Cuthbert, he will be in his bunk.

Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2019 11:11 AM (hIayt)

20 Ok, I LOL'd at the Blumenthal pic.
Damn, those pancakes look good.

Posted by: Harry Reid at January 25, 2019 11:11 AM (sLicW)

21 1 Ha. Willowed:

I'm not a fan of raw or even fried oysters, but cooking them on a campfire changes everything."

Especially if you're in Wyoming, and they're fresh.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 25, 2019 11:11 AM (Kpl3J)

22 Those pancakes with syrup are going to trigger CBD.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 25, 2019 11:12 AM (ptqGC)

23 I look exactly like Bardotte if I was blonde, much taller and bigger boobs, maybe a nose job

exactly

coughing.

Posted by: willow at January 25, 2019 11:12 AM (gLMhO)

24 Bardot was a hell of a package. Like Raquel Welch, only she put out.

Timothy Olyphant is the dude or however you spell his name. Good in Justified and Deadwood.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 25, 2019 11:12 AM (bcbK8)

25 >>Bardot looks yummy.

Like an all you can eat buffet.

Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2019 11:12 AM (hIayt)

26 What kind of test is it if you put "Bardot" in the caption?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 25, 2019 11:12 AM (fuK7c)

27
Especially if you're in Wyoming, and they're fresh.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 25, 2019 11:11 AM (Kpl3J)

He's eaten more than anyone ever in our contest!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2019 11:12 AM (pUDQf)

28 Yo! Kagan Boss Lady! Ya hear me!! Where's that Notorious Girl and her beer truck!
Today is Friday, and Justices G, ADawg and I need a happy hour or two
with our bud TMan! *Burp* Ya know ol' Chief Bobby doesn't know the
difference between a beer bong and his bung hole ??!! Ha! *Boof*

Posted by: Justice K at January 25, 2019 11:12 AM (G8lfi)

29 I imagine that the Trump Internet is amazing, believe me. The best internet ever!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2019 11:10 AM (GBteo)

The Trump Internet is huge, classy, and luxurious. You can count on that.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 25, 2019 11:13 AM (C19KX)

30 Dick Blumenthal hasn't chimed in on Chief Dances With Freon, has he?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 25, 2019 11:13 AM (ptqGC)

31 I think the first time I saw Tuesday Weld was on that old 50s sitcom Dobie Gillus. But she never showed cleavage like that on that show.

Posted by: Vic at January 25, 2019 11:13 AM (mpXpK)

32 That dude has a bar code tat on the back of his head.

Posted by: BignJames at January 25, 2019 11:13 AM (cxHbL)

33 *swoon

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 25, 2019 11:13 AM (d7Ww2)

34 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at January 25, 2019 11:13 AM (1XAal)

35 Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 25, 2019 11:12 AM (fuK7c)

It's more like a "contest". You know, like that Seinfeld episode.

I'm out.

Posted by: DocJ at January 25, 2019 11:13 AM (NYS7S)

36 32
That dude has a bar code tat on the back of his head.

Posted by: BignJames at January 25, 2019 11:13 AM (cxHbL)

Great game. Horrible movie.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2019 11:14 AM (pUDQf)

37 32 That dude has a bar code tat on the back of his head.
Posted by: BignJames at January 25, 2019 11:13 AM (cxHbL)

That's how they keep track of us bald gun owners.

I blame WA state....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 25, 2019 11:14 AM (bcbK8)

38 Nicholas Frankovich still has his job at NR.

They actually let him post an article yesterday, a review of a sportsball book. I guess NR figures he can't slander anybody with a mere book review, and it doesn't matter if a book reviewer is sober or not.

Write to letters AT nationalreview.com and ask them why Frankovich still has a job there.

Posted by: gp at January 25, 2019 11:14 AM (mk9aG)

39 I am certain in my belief that the media will quickly act to restore its honor by finding another fake story and running off the cliff with it.

Any second now...

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pre-Fab Tru-Con Brand Cuck-Sheds Now At the Outrage Outlet! at January 25, 2019 11:14 AM (hLRSq)

40 I'm sorry, I just can't see the face in the pancakes.

Posted by: pep at January 25, 2019 11:14 AM (TpAxy)

41 How do you even get a human foot into some of those shoes? I mean, short of binding the foot from infancy.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 25, 2019 11:14 AM (Hx3Yn)

42 The Trump Internet is living its Best Life.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 25, 2019 11:14 AM (bcbK8)

43 Hey I recognize them... They're womens shoes!
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge
----------

Sorry Judge, that was supposed to in the form of a question.

Posted by: Alex at January 25, 2019 11:14 AM (eMt1/)

44 Trump

Greatest Witch Hunt in the History of our Country! NO COLLUSION! Border Coyotes, Drug Dealers and Human Traffickers are treated better. Who alerted CNN to be there?

Posted by: HA at January 25, 2019 11:14 AM (MAstk)

45 Wait, was the cleavage Bardot or Tuesday Weld? I'm confused.

Posted by: Vic at January 25, 2019 11:14 AM (mpXpK)

46 Ah yes, the MAGA hats that talk.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 25, 2019 11:14 AM (zmIJL)

47 i'd like to know when we owned the internet?
google it?
twitter it?
facebook it?

Posted by: willow at January 25, 2019 11:15 AM (gLMhO)

48 How do you even get a human foot into some of those shoes? I mean, short of binding the foot from infancy.
Posted by: Captain Obvious
-----------

Requires a well-turned ankle.

Posted by: Alex at January 25, 2019 11:15 AM (eMt1/)

49 OK, Tuesday was Tuesday Weld. Today is Bardot.

Posted by: Vic at January 25, 2019 11:15 AM (mpXpK)

50
What is "Why do the Queen Anne Heels look like your put your feet in mutant seed pods?", Alex?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 25, 2019 11:15 AM (pNxlR)

51 The Blumenthal potato merits a thread of its own.

Posted by: Alex at January 25, 2019 11:15 AM (eMt1/)

52 Damn, Bardot was hot.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 25, 2019 11:16 AM (2LelM)

53 Pancakes are nice.

Posted by: Someguy at January 25, 2019 11:16 AM (WYC5Y)

54 42 The Trump Internet is living its Best Life.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

::smirk::

Posted by: eleven at January 25, 2019 11:16 AM (NLLmE)

55 Stacked to the heavens and tasty has hell.

Those pancakes look pretty good, too!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 25, 2019 11:16 AM (AURKQ)

56 Is that an African Oliphant or an Indian Oliphant?
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 25, 2019 11:10 AM

Big ears = African
Small ears = Asian

I guess it's racist to point it out, though.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 25, 2019 11:16 AM (zmIJL)

57 gee i wonder why men don't like to date trannies
https://tinyurl.com/y84a7vy4

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 25, 2019 11:16 AM (ykYG2)

58 51 The Blumenthal potato merits a thread of its own.
Posted by: Alex at January 25, 2019 11:15 AM (eMt1/)

... Daddy?

Posted by: Brian Stelter at January 25, 2019 11:16 AM (AURKQ)

59 53 Pancakes are nice.
Posted by: Someguy

Definitely. I can never eat em all.

Posted by: eleven at January 25, 2019 11:16 AM (NLLmE)

60 I would of been first but the campus internet is really slow this morning.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2019 11:16 AM (dvH9o)

61 Bardot and some wood.

Not implying anything at all.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2019 11:17 AM (pUDQf)

62
What is "Who here failed to notice that a Venn diagram is math, which is forbidden?", Alex?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 25, 2019 11:17 AM (pNxlR)

63 I do love pancakes. Had some on Saturday at the Woodinville Cafe.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 25, 2019 11:17 AM (bcbK8)

64 Big ears = African
Small ears = Asian

I guess it's racist to point it out, though.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 25, 2019 11:16 AM (zmIJL)

Dude...

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 25, 2019 11:17 AM (AURKQ)

65 So the FBI Gestapo were at it again.. Who tipped off CNN to be there?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 25, 2019 11:17 AM (O2RFr)

66 Tuesday Weld was purty.

Posted by: eleven at January 25, 2019 11:17 AM (NLLmE)

67 re Frankovich, whom would Jesus slander?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 25, 2019 11:17 AM (ykYG2)

68 8
I want the Trump Internet! I'm stuck with the shitty regular Comcast-provided internet.

I imagine that the Trump Internet is amazing, believe me. The best internet ever!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2019 11:10 AM (GBteo)

When you get Trump Internet you get a coupon for a taco bowl at any one of the Trump properties.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 25, 2019 11:17 AM (ymnmz)

69 I'm currently re-watching Justified. Frickin' love that show.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 25, 2019 11:17 AM (xPJvm)

70 65 So the FBI Gestapo were at it again.. Who tipped off CNN to be there?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 25, 2019 11:17 AM (O2RFr)

Oh, I know, I know...

The FBI.

When do THEY get raided?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 25, 2019 11:17 AM (bcbK8)

71 That dude has a bar code tat on the back of his head

Henry Rollins?

Posted by: Brak Mak at January 25, 2019 11:17 AM (+yD9y)

72 gee i wonder why men don't like to date trannies "

I don't know, man... ever try to wrestle a GM 400?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 25, 2019 11:17 AM (6qErC)

73 Meh....no open-toed shoes......

Posted by: BignJames at January 25, 2019 11:17 AM (cxHbL)

74 Phillips and Warren: 100% bullsh*t artists.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2019 11:18 AM (dvH9o)

75 Back in the day Bridget was yummier than any French pastry

Posted by: Regular joe at January 25, 2019 11:18 AM (7PllL)

76 Justified!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at January 25, 2019 11:18 AM (pLgt/)

77 Here's my morning fucking rant.

Its sunny and 0 degrees right now temp going up to 3 degrees. Little Switzerland decided after not having any real fucking snow until this last week and schools off today to CLOSE the hill due temperature!!!!

Its fucking winter...in Wisconsin. Fuck these people. Especially after I paid for a season pass.

Now that I've ranted I can call them and politely complain about this.

Posted by: H Badger at January 25, 2019 11:18 AM (n/0Nw)

78 Quit staring at my ASS, you pervs!!

Posted by: Brigitte Bardot at January 25, 2019 11:18 AM (mk9aG)

79 Dang it, those flapjacks look tasty. So hungry...

Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 25, 2019 11:18 AM (xPJvm)

80 Director Wray has really taken a firm hand with the FBI.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 25, 2019 11:18 AM (2LelM)

81 60
I would of been first but the campus internet is really slow this morning.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2019 11:16 AM (dvH9o)

Get on the Trump Internet! It's very fast. Fastest around. Fastest maybe in the world. I don't know but proabably. It's also yuuge. And luxorious. Biggest Internet ever. I made sure of that. Nothing but the finest switches and routers. Miles of cable.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2019 11:18 AM (pUDQf)

82 I would of been first but the campus internet is really slow this morning.
Posted by: Diogenes

Earache my eye.

Posted by: eleven at January 25, 2019 11:18 AM (NLLmE)

83 Based on that Wapo headline they should be shedding 15% of their workforce in 3 2 1

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 25, 2019 11:18 AM (ymnmz)

84 I've never watched Justified but Olyphant is good on Santa Clarita Diet.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 25, 2019 11:19 AM (DoOPz)

85 So the FBI Gestapo were at it again.. Who tipped off CNN to be there?"

It's a mystery. Wrapped in an enigma. Then deep fried. Served w/a garnish of diced peppers. On a bed of rice.

What?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 25, 2019 11:19 AM (6qErC)

86 Usually you can tell the date of manufacture from the serial number, and any other auxiliary QC markings.

... what?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 25, 2019 11:19 AM (AURKQ)

87 52 Damn, Bardot was hot.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 25, 2019 11:16 AM (2LelM)

I've got hotter pics of her I'll be posting in the weeks ahead. Trust me on this.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 25, 2019 11:19 AM (C19KX)

88 It's truly amazing just how many males don't know urinal etiquette.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2019 11:19 AM (QFqpA)

89 Speaking of FBI Raids, that movie 'Arlington Heights' has gone from being fiction to being aspirational.

I'm at the place now where Tim Robbins is the good guy in that movie.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 25, 2019 11:19 AM (bcbK8)

90 Big ears = African
Small ears = Asian

Fun Fakt: African elephants can not be domesticated. Indian elephants can.

If you watch the original Tarzan movies closely you can see that they taped giant cardboard ears on Indian elephants for Tarzan to ride.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 25, 2019 11:19 AM (fuK7c)

91 69
I'm currently re-watching Justified. Frickin' love that show.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 25, 2019 11:17 AM (xPJvm)

Yep, twice for us too.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at January 25, 2019 11:19 AM (pLgt/)

92 I'm currently re-watching Justified. Frickin' love that show.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

I like it when he shoots people.

Posted by: eleven at January 25, 2019 11:19 AM (NLLmE)

93 Bardot is magnificent.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 25, 2019 11:19 AM (sjdRT)

94 When you get Trump Internet you get a coupon for a taco bowl at any one of the Trump properties.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 25, 2019 11:17 AM (ymnmz)

I love the Hispanics, believe me.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2019 11:19 AM (GBteo)

95 The little drummer boy is clearly missing some beads in his wampum. He is hardly worth the time to point that out.

He's nuts. What's the media's excuse?

Posted by: creeper at January 25, 2019 11:19 AM (ey3Yt)

96 1. Bardot. Mama mia. Yes I know she's French.

2. You're in SO much trouble with CBD.

3. The Venn diagram has been stolen. Pray I don't steal it again.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at January 25, 2019 11:20 AM (RD7QR)

97 Director Wray has really taken a firm hand with the FBI."

Sounds... shakeweighty

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 25, 2019 11:20 AM (6qErC)

98 91
69

I'm currently re-watching Justified. Frickin' love that show.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 25, 2019 11:17 AM (xPJvm)

Yep, twice for us too.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at January 25, 2019 11:19 AM (pLgt/)

I love the show. I love love Natalie Zea.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2019 11:20 AM (pUDQf)

99 78 Quit staring at my ASS, you pervs!!
Posted by: Brigitte Bardot at January 25, 2019 11:18 AM (mk9aG)

Turn around then so we can stare at your perfect tits.

Unlike Raquel Welch, you can see them in several films and photoshoots.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 25, 2019 11:20 AM (bcbK8)

100 Waiter! There's an Indian in my soup!

Posted by: Fly wearing MAGA hat at January 25, 2019 11:20 AM (Dibac)

101 Nicholas Frankovich still has his job at NR.

They actually let him post an article yesterday, a review of a sportsball book. I guess NR figures he can't slander anybody with a mere book review, and it doesn't matter if a book reviewer is sober or not.

Write to letters AT nationalreview.com and ask them why Frankovich still has a job there.
Posted by: gp at January 25, 2019 11:14 AM (mk9aG)

It won't matter. NRO is still pumping out articles about how it is horrible what the Left did. At the same time, they have ignored their culpability and even went as far as lecturing everyone on how bad the rush to judgment is.

Posted by: NR - Not Relevant at January 25, 2019 11:20 AM (J70i0)

102 hmmmm
the pisser pic went from How
to How big

Posted by: navycopjoe at January 25, 2019 11:20 AM (bLfdc)

103 It's truly amazing just how many males don't know urinal etiquette.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2019 11:19 AM (QFqpA)

The scary part is that they know the etiquette, they just choose to ignore it.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 25, 2019 11:20 AM (T71PA)

104 Ya know who else pounces?.....

Tiggers!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2019 11:20 AM (JFO2v)

105 Get on the Trump Internet! It's very fast. Fastest around. Fastest maybe in the world. I don't know but proabably. It's also yuuge. And luxorious. Biggest Internet ever. I made sure of that. Nothing but the finest switches and routers. Miles of cable.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2019 11:18 AM (pUDQ

You've got the Trump voice down pretty good.

( *doffs hat* )

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 25, 2019 11:20 AM (C19KX)

106 Thanks for the pancakes. You fuckers owe me a new monitor though because I ate mine.

Posted by: Babs at January 25, 2019 11:21 AM (TNqdd)

107 92 I'm currently re-watching Justified. Frickin' love that show.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

I like it when he shoots people.
Posted by: eleven at January 25, 2019 11:19 AM (NLLmE)

Season One was the best season for that. The gunplay became more rare, later.

Angry. Angry young man.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 25, 2019 11:21 AM (bcbK8)

108 The Tribal Elder thing

Is that a title bestowed on them by the tribe or just what they call older Indians who reached beyond age 50 (an elder elder when the average lifespan was 35 before the White man came and their cursed modern medicine)?

Posted by: Cucked in DC at January 25, 2019 11:21 AM (QGdDN)

109 I love how Art Mullen fucks with Raylan all the time. Kinda gets testy sometimes. Nick Searcy is my favorite cast member in a show with a great cast.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 25, 2019 11:21 AM (xPJvm)

110 Quit staring at my ASS, you pervs!!
Posted by: Brigitte Bardot

I was looking at your chesteses.

Posted by: eleven at January 25, 2019 11:21 AM (NLLmE)

111 Timothy Olyphant!
Posted by: Jordan61

Raylan Givens!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2019 11:21 AM (QFqpA)

112 He can be accurately described as a professional protestor/agitator ...

======

"I believe the non-racist term is 'Community Organizer,' h8r." -- Barry Soetoro

Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at January 25, 2019 11:21 AM (WqPYg)

113 It's truly amazing just how many males don't know urinal etiquette.

Posted by: rickb223

----

My H1Bs will take up a position next to you AND talk to you.

AHHHHHH!!

I think I am going to use the women's room from now on.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2019 11:21 AM (vE0fx)

114 88
It's truly amazing just how many males don't know urinal etiquette.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2019 11:19 AM (QFqpA)

Quick - four urinals. Two open. Two dudes side by side. Lucky or suspicious?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2019 11:22 AM (pUDQf)

115 80: He firmly handed the agency to Mueller

Posted by: CN at January 25, 2019 11:22 AM (U7k5w)

116 I needs to get me some of that Trump internet rather than the weak, spotty wifi at this shitty side of the road hotel I live in.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 25, 2019 11:22 AM (ffYR/)

117 If you watch the original Tarzan movies closely
you can see that they taped giant cardboard ears on Indian elephants for
Tarzan to ride.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 25, 2019 11:19 AM

Because of the prevalence of elephant experts going to movies in the 1930s?

Posted by: huerfano at January 25, 2019 11:22 AM (6e1eX)

118 I love love Natalie Zea."

Yay Texas....

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 25, 2019 11:22 AM (6qErC)

119 65 So the FBI Gestapo were at it again.. Who tipped off CNN to be there?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 25, 2019 11:17 AM (O2RFr)

Obviously an FBI agent!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2019 11:22 AM (JFO2v)

120 88 It's truly amazing just how many males don't know urinal etiquette.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2019 11:19 AM (QFqpA)

I agree. It annoys me to no end.

If you are in a bathroom alone, you go to the farthest urinal possible. Then the next person goes to the farthest on his side. Then the next person to the farthest from the other two (in the middle), etc. etc.

Sometimes all the urinals will fill in, which is unfortunate.

But if simple etiquette was followed, you'd never end up in the dreaded situation of being in a bathroom with 15 urinals and a dude with his hands on his hips pissing right next to you trying to make small talk.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2019 11:22 AM (GBteo)

121 He's nuts. What's the media's excuse?

Posted by: creeper at January 25, 2019 11:19 AM (ey3Yt)

They're also nuts.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 25, 2019 11:22 AM (C19KX)

122 We like cottage cheese pancakes, and began making them after reading some Robert Crais novels starring private eye Elvis Cole and his associate Joe Pike.

A few times in each story, Elvis is cooking, and Crais, a foodie, describes with mouth watering detail, what's happening. One such session had the pancakes.

We have stocked the ingredients ever since we read about cottage cheese pancakes. Yum.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 25, 2019 11:22 AM (+fPHo)

123 Quit staring at my ASS, you pervs!!
Posted by: Brigitte Bardot

Sorry, did you say something? I was too busy gawking at your delicious fun-bags, m'lady.

Posted by: DocJ at January 25, 2019 11:22 AM (NYS7S)

124 Lol the Venn diagram.

I want a MAGA hat. All the ones I've found on Amazon look like cheap Chinese garbage. Anyone know where I can get a good one?

Posted by: G. Gnome, GNOMCO Home Defense System and Turkey Fryer Salesman at January 25, 2019 11:22 AM (al6UK)

125 Bardot is magnificent.
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 25, 2019 11:19 AM (sjdRT)

She was a little before my time and when the hormones started kicking in I couldn't figure out why she was a BFD. That's why they call it stupid youth.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 25, 2019 11:22 AM (y7DUB)

126 Bardot's lips were lascivious.

Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2019 11:23 AM (hIayt)

127 And what's the deal with CBD and pancakes. What did I miss?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 25, 2019 11:23 AM (C19KX)

128 It's truly amazing just how many males don't know urinal etiquette.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2019 11:19 AM (QFqpA)

--

In their defense, it doesn't get much more white patriarchy than indoor plumbing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Vietnam Ford Ranger at January 25, 2019 11:23 AM (xyung)

129
Shouldn't those pancakes have salt on them instead of that maple syrup stuff? That's what sophisticated New Yorkers think.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 25, 2019 11:23 AM (7ASdf)

130 109 I love how Art Mullen fucks with Raylan all the time. Kinda gets testy sometimes. Nick Searcy is my favorite cast member in a show with a great cast.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 25, 2019 11:21 AM (xPJvm)

Sadly, Raylan needs fucking with. He's a bad cop, good gunslinger.

Raylan was a better cop in the books. Worth a read if you have the time.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 25, 2019 11:23 AM (bcbK8)

131 But if simple etiquette was followed, you'd never end up in the dreaded situation of being in a bathroom with 15 urinals and a dude with his hands on his hips pissing right next to you trying to make small talk.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2019 11:22 AM (GBteo)

It's called "campaigning", you plebe.

Posted by: Jon Kasich at January 25, 2019 11:23 AM (AURKQ)

132 105
Get on the Trump Internet! It's very fast. Fastest around. Fastest
maybe in the world. I don't know but proabably. It's also yuuge. And
luxorious. Biggest Internet ever. I made sure of that. Nothing but the
finest switches and routers. Miles of cable.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2019 11:18 AM (pUDQ

You've got the Trump voice down pretty good.

( *doffs hat* )

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at January 25, 2019 11:20 AM (C19KX)

(Returns the doff.)

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2019 11:23 AM (pUDQf)

133
88 It's truly amazing just how many males don't know urinal etiquette.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2019 11:19 AM (QFqpA)

Do we look like urinalists? Do we?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 25, 2019 11:23 AM (pNxlR)

134 Because of the prevalence of elephant experts going to movies in the 1930s?
Posted by: huerfano at January 25, 2019 11:22 AM (6e1eX)

No, they were educated.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 25, 2019 11:23 AM (T71PA)

135 shop.donaldjtrump.com

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 25, 2019 11:23 AM (6qErC)

136 For those keeping track at home, US bishops have issued a stronger condemnation on a child wearing a red hat than they have on government figures who have made it legal to murder your own children.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 25, 2019 11:23 AM (KUaJL)

137 Obviously an FBI agent!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2019 11:22 AM (JFO2v)

Or Mueller through his proxies. It is in his best interest to make the arrest as unpleasant as possible.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 25, 2019 11:24 AM (wYseH)

138 He's nuts. What's the media's excuse?
=====

We're subversives.

Posted by: Media at January 25, 2019 11:24 AM (TNqdd)

139 127 And what's the deal with CBD and pancakes. What did I miss?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 25, 2019 11:23 AM (C19KX)

He doesn't like maple syrup on them, I think.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 25, 2019 11:24 AM (bcbK8)

140 OK, so I guess I need to watch Justified. Where would an 'ette find this show? I have Amazon Prime but not Netflix or Hulu.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 25, 2019 11:24 AM (DoOPz)

141 So, now that the media has been caught in a lie, they're victims.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at January 25, 2019 11:24 AM (MkcN1)

142 Trump has his own internet now? Cool.

We should call it the Trumpnet.

Posted by: rickl at January 25, 2019 11:24 AM (xjiRE)

143 For kicks, I went to gofundme as I was sure there is one set up for Chief Lies With Abandon; sure 'nuf, started on the 18th with a goal of $50k.

Total raised atm -- $521. That should buy him a few laps on The Trail Of Beers.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 25, 2019 11:24 AM (Z4rgH)

144 I'm partial to Sheriff Seth Bullock myself, but he's a little too skinny for my tastes.

Also, I'll take all the shoes, even the silly Sawtooth Sensation!

Posted by: sinalco at January 25, 2019 11:24 AM (yODqO)

145 108

Is that a title bestowed on them by the tribe or just what they call older Indians who reached beyond age 50 (an elder elder when the average lifespan was 35 before the White man came and their cursed modern medicine)?

Posted by: Blanco, cursing for leaving his sock puppet on at January 25, 2019 11:24 AM (QGdDN)

146 Well, I was going to say good morning here and then go back for the Morning Report, but then I happened to notice the painting. Hahaha. I think I'll start with reading the comments for that one!!!

Posted by: mindful webworker's ghost, hanging around, at January 25, 2019 11:24 AM (Ekp3N)

147 Oliphant was terrific in those early episodes of Deadwood.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 25, 2019 11:24 AM (+fPHo)

148 shop.donaldjtrump.com Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 25, 2019 11:23 AM (6qErC)
Thanks!

Posted by: G. Gnome, GNOMCO Home Defense System and Turkey Fryer Salesman at January 25, 2019 11:25 AM (al6UK)

149 8�I want the Trump Internet! I'm stuck with the shitty regular Comcast-provided internet.�

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2019 11:10 AM (GBteo)

Trump nationalizing Comcast would absolutely sodomize NBC while liberating consumers. It would be a sign to the cable monopoly: Unfuck yourselves and cut rates back before you are next on the block.

Too much to hope for, but meh. Bit more worried about the fact the Mueller Gestapo is still a going concern.

France has the gilles jaunes. Britain can't even force Corbyn to go along with a second referendum. Venezuelans risk army crackdowns for their freedom. And in America,we have Covington. Looks like the world is laughing at our docility. And they should.

Posted by: trev006 at January 25, 2019 11:25 AM (81uw/)

150 Also...

Bardot!

Posted by: mindful webworker's ghost, hanging around, at January 25, 2019 11:25 AM (Ekp3N)

151 122 We like cottage cheese pancakes, and began making them after reading some Robert Crais novels starring private eye Elvis Cole and his associate Joe Pike.

A few times in each story, Elvis is cooking, and Crais, a foodie, describes with mouth watering detail, what's happening. One such session had the pancakes.

We have stocked the ingredients ever since we read about cottage cheese pancakes. Yum.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 25, 2019 11:22 AM (+fPHo)

Crais is a big Robert Parker fan. I think it started from there.

His Elvis/Pike books are good stuff. I love Joe Pike.

Never back up.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 25, 2019 11:25 AM (bcbK8)

152 I'm currently re-watching Justified. Frickin' love that show.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 25, 2019 11:17 AM (xPJvm)

-------------------------

My wife watches Justified, primarily for Olyphant. I'm still trying to figure out how anyone is left in that town. It's not very big, and seems like a dozen people are killed everyday.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 25, 2019 11:25 AM (8g9zh)

153 140
OK, so I guess I need to watch Justified. Where would an 'ette find this show? I have Amazon Prime but not Netflix or Hulu.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 25, 2019 11:24 AM (DoOPz)

Lucky you. It's free on Amazon Prime. Just search Justified.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2019 11:25 AM (pUDQf)

154 137: Mueller still owns the FBI, and by extension Comey. Rosenstein is their buddy and Wray is another sleepyJeff

Posted by: CN at January 25, 2019 11:25 AM (U7k5w)

155 I have Amazon Prime but not Netflix or Hulu."

Justified is on AP... or at least was this past fall...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 25, 2019 11:26 AM (6qErC)

156 Or Mueller through his proxies. It is in his best interest to make the arrest as unpleasant as possible.

Thing is, in Stone's case Bobby The Witch Hunter may have actually crapped on the wrong guy this time.

Stone's a little bit of a loose cannon with almost nothing left to lose - and, I have to imagine, a lot of dirt that can be thrown in, ahem, certain directions.

Posted by: DocJ at January 25, 2019 11:26 AM (NYS7S)

157 Next week the media will declare any reality on the internet racist.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 25, 2019 11:26 AM (pw+jk)

158 Jennifer Pfeiffer and Bruce Campbell. And that's not pancakes, it's turkey.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 25, 2019 11:26 AM (/qEW2)

159
My wife watches Justified, primarily for Olyphant. I'm still trying to figure out how anyone is left in that town. It's not very big, and seems like a dozen people are killed everyday.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 25, 2019 11:25 AM (8g9zh)

See! This is why we need immigration!

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 25, 2019 11:26 AM (KUaJL)

160 117
If you watch the original Tarzan movies closely

you can see that they taped giant cardboard ears on Indian elephants for

Tarzan to ride.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 25, 2019 11:19 AM

Because of the prevalence of elephant experts going to movies in the 1930s?

Posted by: huerfano at January 25, 2019 11:22 AM (6e1eX)

I swear on a stack of pancakes that if you watch one of the original tarzan movies, there is one where hot Jane is wearing a loin cloth and sits down or something and you can see she has no undies. I was a wee lad at the time but I grew quit a bit that day.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 25, 2019 11:26 AM (ymnmz)

161 My H1Bs will take up a position next to you AND talk to you.

AHHHHHH!!

I think I am going to use the women's room from now on.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2019 11:21 AM (vE0fx)

A good friend of mine is from India. He used to do that, too, until I explained the rules to him. We'd be in a bathroom at a bar, he'd stand at the closest urinal to me and continue our conversation, including looking in my direction.

I had to explain that a cone of silence descends upon everyone at the urinals, eyes straight ahead, as much distance as possible between people rules. Once you get to the sink, you can pick up where you left off in your conversation.

Now he understands.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2019 11:26 AM (GBteo)

162 Lucky you. It's free on Amazon Prime. Just search Justified.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2019 11:25 AM (pUDQf)

Oooh great, thanks!

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 25, 2019 11:26 AM (DoOPz)

163 136�For those keeping track at home, US bishops have issued a stronger condemnation on a child wearing a red hat than they have on government figures who have made it legal to murder your own children.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 25, 2019 11:23 AM (KUaJL)

Did you expect the Catholic Church to defend the interests of teenage boys? C'mon.

Posted by: trev006 at January 25, 2019 11:26 AM (81uw/)

164 Quick - four urinals. Two open. Two dudes side by side. Lucky or suspicious?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Side by side? Suspicious.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2019 11:26 AM (QFqpA)

165
No gentleman talks in the rest room. I thought that was known.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 25, 2019 11:26 AM (7ASdf)

166 I want a MAGA hat. All the ones I've found on Amazon look like cheap Chinese garbage. Anyone know where I can get a good one?
Posted by: G. Gnome, GNOMCO Home Defense System and Turkey Fryer Salesman at January 25, 2019 11:22 AM (al6UK)

Trump campaign probably still sells them.

I'm thinking of getting one too. Just never really was one to wear hats. (Except to baseball games as a kid.)

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 25, 2019 11:26 AM (JcPeV)

167 Thanks!

Posted by: G. Gnome"

you're very welcome!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 25, 2019 11:26 AM (6qErC)

168 Every time I see Brian Stelter on the TV, I keep expecting him to start barking at a bowl of oyster stew.

Posted by: Estelle Getty at January 25, 2019 11:27 AM (Dibac)

169 Shouldn't those pancakes have salt on them instead of that maple syrup stuff? That's what sophisticated New Yorkers think.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 25, 2019 11:23 AM (7ASdf)

I prefer just butter, but the pancakes have to be hot and the butter has to be warm, so it melts and drips all over everything.

Otherwise I'll use maple syrup.

In my Manhattans (seriously!).

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 25, 2019 11:27 AM (wYseH)

170 127 And what's the deal with CBD and pancakes. What did I miss?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at January 25, 2019 11:23 AM (C19KX)

He doesn't like maple syrup on them, I think.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 25, 2019 11:24 AM (bcbK

he deserves to be squeezed for his oil for that.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at January 25, 2019 11:27 AM (pLgt/)

171 My wife watches Justified, primarily for Olyphant. I'm still trying to figure out how anyone is left in that town. It's not very big, and seems like a dozen people are killed everyday.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 25, 2019 11:25 AM (8g9zh)

And the fictionalized place where Midsommer Murders takes places is basically a real-life MOBA.

Posted by: Jon Kasich at January 25, 2019 11:27 AM (AURKQ)

172 Walter Goggins, aka Boyd Crowder is from Alabama.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2019 11:27 AM (pUDQf)

173 Those pancakes look awesome. So does Bardot.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, As Woke As He's Gonna Get at January 25, 2019 11:27 AM (Z216Q)

174 sock fail...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 25, 2019 11:27 AM (AURKQ)

175 Butter and maple syrup.

Posted by: Someguy at January 25, 2019 11:28 AM (WYC5Y)

176 My wife watches Justified, primarily for Olyphant. I'm still trying to
figure out how anyone is left in that town. It's not very big, and seems
like a dozen people are killed everyday.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 25, 2019 11:25 AM (8g9zh)

---

See also: Murder She Wrote

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Vietnam Ford Ranger at January 25, 2019 11:28 AM (xyung)

177 Mmmm Timothy Olyphant. Yummy.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 25, 2019 11:28 AM (kG5hP)

178
Maple syrup. Butter. Hot pancakes. Assemble and enjoy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 25, 2019 11:28 AM (7ASdf)

179 173 Those pancakes look awesome. So does Bardot.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, As Woke As He's Gonna Get at January 25, 2019 11:27 AM (Z216Q)

They're both stacked

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 25, 2019 11:28 AM (bcbK8)

180 Hillary 2020 hats will have little talking mechanisms a la talking Barbies. Five phrases will be used.

1. Forget math, Michigan is hard.
2. Why am I not two terms ahead, you might ask?
3. We need to bring them to heel.
4. Ask me about my grandchildren now, while I'm running.
5. I carry lube, taco sauce, and Sriacha in my purse.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 25, 2019 11:29 AM (zmIJL)

181 >>>"We call him red cloud"

V8 gives me the runs. I also call that red cloud. I don't think it's a coicidence.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 25, 2019 11:29 AM (/qEW2)

182 At what point does Trump just go The Hell with this! and start firing people and throwing them in prison??

Posted by: Jmel at January 25, 2019 11:29 AM (0CuUa)

183 I did try pancakes with jam last year with powdered sugar and butter.

It was ok for a change.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 25, 2019 11:29 AM (bcbK8)

184 181
>>>"We call him red cloud"

V8 gives me the runs. I also call that red cloud. I don't think it's a coicidence.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 25, 2019 11:29 AM (/qEW2)

And another ruined keyboard...

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2019 11:29 AM (pUDQf)

185 So much for the ballad of Chief Lying Dog.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 25, 2019 11:30 AM (AM1GF)

186 185 So much for the ballad of Chief Lying Dog.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 25, 2019 11:30 AM (AM1GF)

The Ballad of Busted Narratives

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 25, 2019 11:30 AM (AURKQ)

187 At what point does Trump just go The Hell with this! and start firing people and throwing them in prison??

Posted by: Jmel at January 25, 2019 11:29 AM (0CuUa)

#twoweeks

Seriously, something needs to start.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs wearing a MAGA hat at January 25, 2019 11:30 AM (da9BR)

188 185 So much for the ballad of Chief Lying Dog.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 25, 2019 11:30 AM (AM1GF)

Call him Drunken' Chief Lyin' Dog...

Nah, you're right -- doesn't work.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2019 11:30 AM (GBteo)

189 They're both stacked"

And delicious when slathered in syrup. And licked off...

*ahem*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 25, 2019 11:31 AM (6qErC)

190 Bardot!
Posted by: mindful webworker's ghost

I know, right?

Posted by: The Pretenders at January 25, 2019 11:31 AM (NLLmE)

191
It's truly amazing just how many males don't know urinal etiquette. Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2019 11:19 AM (QFqpA)

It all went to hell when they did away with the trough urinal. Etiquette was far more important then.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 25, 2019 11:31 AM (TAmPV)

192 182: He won't. And Brennan is mouthing off about more to come. There is no will to "lock her up", and Barr is a Mueller fan.

Posted by: CN at January 25, 2019 11:31 AM (U7k5w)

193 Wow, the picture of me you used in the Venn Diagram is a better likeness than my passport photo.

Posted by: Da Nang Dick Blumenthal at January 25, 2019 11:31 AM (kK4qb)

194 I made dorayaki a little while back:

Honey pancakes with a sweet red bean paste, put together like a Moon Pie sorta thing.

Deeeeelicious.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 25, 2019 11:31 AM (AURKQ)

195
And the redheaded guy at the urinal turns right, still peeing...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 25, 2019 11:11 AM (bcbK

Joey Bishop used to tell a joke about how he saw Cary Grant come out of a mens room in Vegas with pee all over his suit trousers. When Joey asked him about it (complete with spot-on Cary Grant impression), Grant explains that he was standing at the urinal minding his own business when the guy next to him turns and says "Hey, aren't you Cary Grant?"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 25, 2019 11:31 AM (veoSD)

196 The meme in the bathroom should have had the bonnet wearing douche pissing on his own shoes, then screaming, "Quick! Alert the media -- This smirking racist just pissed on my moccasins."

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 25, 2019 11:31 AM (3sjI6)

197 My wife watches Justified, primarily for Olyphant. I'm still trying to figure out how anyone is left in that town. It's not very big, and seems like a dozen people are killed everyday.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 25, 2019 11:25 AM (8g9zh)

Ha! I feel the same way about that Brit show 'Midsomer Murders.' You've got half the town trying to kill the other half and it's a miracle that it isn't a ghost town.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 25, 2019 11:31 AM (C19KX)

198 Quick - four urinals. Two open. Two dudes side by side. Lucky or suspicious?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Side by side? Suspicious.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2019 11:26 AM (QFqpA)

Mostly unrelated but when I park in a store lot I choose the emptiest spot I I can find. When I get out invariably there are vehicles parked on either side of my car.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at January 25, 2019 11:32 AM (MkcN1)

199 I did try pancakes with jam last year with powdered sugar and butter.

It was ok for a change.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 25, 2019 11:29 AM (bcbK

---------------------

My Mom occasionally did pancakes for dinner. Lots of butter and strawberry preserves. For breakfast, always butter and syrup.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 25, 2019 11:32 AM (ffYR/)

200 It all went to hell when they did away with the trough urinal. Etiquette was far more important then.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 25, 2019 11:31 AM (TAmPV)

Those are disgusting. Some old bars in NYC still have them.

Thank you, I'd rather not stand in a puddle of piss while a bunch of dudes crowd around me pissing all over the place.

It's never been more important in my life to make sure my shoe laces were tightly secured then it is when when I go in to one of those disgusting bathrooms.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2019 11:32 AM (GBteo)

201 Does/did Roger Stone have a dog?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 25, 2019 11:32 AM (ptqGC)

202 I swear on a stack of pancakes that if you watch one of the original tarzan movies, there is one where hot Jane is wearing a loin cloth and sits down or something and you can see she has no undies. I was a wee lad at the time but I grew quit a bit that day.

Tarzan and His Mate, 1932, the second of the Tarzan series. She totally has no undies and is close to naked for most of the movie.

Then the Hays Code started to be enforced in 1934 and her dresses get progressive longer and no fun at all.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 25, 2019 11:32 AM (fuK7c)

203 127
And what's the deal with CBD and pancakes. What did I miss?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at January 25, 2019 11:23 AM

**************
Meh. Real Red-blooded 'Merican Men go for waffles.
With blueberries.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2019 11:32 AM (dvH9o)

204 Stone released on 250k bond.

WTF. Should have been OR'd.

Posted by: HA at January 25, 2019 11:33 AM (MAstk)

205 The RCC has evidently declared war on male children.

Posted by: creeper at January 25, 2019 11:33 AM (ey3Yt)

206
Does/did Roger Stone have a dog?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 25, 2019 11:32 AM (ptqGC)

*resists the urge to sock NCJ*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 25, 2019 11:33 AM (veoSD)

207 Quick - four urinals. Two open. Two dudes side by side. Lucky or suspicious?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2019 11:22 AM (pUDQf)

-----------------------------

Depends. If there is a third person at the sinks, or walking out the door, then it's just somebody's bad luck.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 25, 2019 11:33 AM (8g9zh)

208 189 They're both stacked"
And delicious when slathered in syrup. And licked off...

*ahem*
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 25, 2019 11:31 AM (6qErC)

I think you boys need to just calm tf down.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 25, 2019 11:33 AM (C19KX)

209
he deserves to be squeezed for his oil for that.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at January 25, 2019 11:27 AM (pLgt/)

No, lift his password to the Joos weather controlling machine, change it to something completely unobvious (like "Valu-r1te") and then let's go to town!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 25, 2019 11:33 AM (pNxlR)

210 Walter Goggins, aka Boyd Crowder is from Alabama.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

I just can't get past Sons of Anarchy.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2019 11:34 AM (QFqpA)

211 Mmmm Timothy Olyphant. Yummy.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 25, 2019 11:28 AM (kG5hP)

I though Bob was our resident cannibal.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 25, 2019 11:34 AM (3sjI6)

212 Oh, THANK you for the Timothy Oliphant, OM!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2019 11:34 AM (W+vEI)

213 Hey, are you in your 20s and attended a Sharia school? I'd like to hear your experiences and how it affected your life!

If I were a reporter and tweeted that, how many seconds would elapse before my career was over?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 25, 2019 11:34 AM (cMpdx)

214 When we were making wet processing equipment an old chemist told me it is always a good idea to really wash your hands well before peeing, after not so much.

That was sage advice.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 25, 2019 11:34 AM (pw+jk)

215 Does/did Roger Stone have a dog?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 25, 2019 11:32 AM (ptqGC)

He's dead Jane.

Posted by: Bones at January 25, 2019 11:34 AM (T71PA)

216
Waffles

Advantage: Indentations hold more butter and syrup.

Disadvantage: Obama eats them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 25, 2019 11:34 AM (7ASdf)

217 Or Mueller through his proxies. It is in his best interest to make the arrest as unpleasant as possible.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 25, 2019 11:24 AM (wYseH)

And as triumphant as possible and he needs lots of triumphs because he isn't succeeding where he was supposed to. There is no Golden Scalp Weasel in a cage as he promised* and if he doesn't deliver some triumphs no matter how small then he risks the mob turning and rending him.

*It doesn't matter whether he made that promise, the mob of Lefty Zombies believe it.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pre-Fab Tru-Con Brand Cuck-Sheds Now At the Outrage Outlet! at January 25, 2019 11:34 AM (hLRSq)

218 197 My wife watches Justified, primarily for Olyphant. I'm still trying to figure out how anyone is left in that town. It's not very big, and seems like a dozen people are killed everyday.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 25, 2019 11:25 AM (8g9zh)

Ha! I feel the same way about that Brit show 'Midsomer Murders.' You've got half the town trying to kill the other half and it's a miracle that it isn't a ghost town.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 25, 2019 11:31 AM (C19KX)

You think that's bad?

Posted by: Cabot Cove, Maine CoC at January 25, 2019 11:35 AM (7HtZB)

219 This just in:

Nathan Phillips is changing his name to Dances With Wolf Blitzer

Film at 11.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at January 25, 2019 11:35 AM (T09ml)

220 I just can't get past Sons of Anarchy.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2019 11:34 AM (QFqpA)

An unfortunate choice of roles, no doubt.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2019 11:35 AM (pUDQf)

221 >He doesn't like maple syrup on them, I think.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 25, 2019 11:24 AM (bcbK

No. He doesn't like maple syrup on French Toast. Just butter and salt.

Barbarian.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 25, 2019 11:35 AM (sjdRT)

222 "the media believed every word he said and didn't bother to do any actual fact-checking"

no no no ... they are complicit in the lies. They KNOW they can ram the story (propaganda) through since they have near total control. TheNarrative is their gospel, and these (fake but real) fables are their psysho-drama zealotry replacement for Jesus speaking by parable.

Creamer got caught "Narrative Building" by O'Keefe, staging victims that provoke a response, with cameras rolling, used as evidence of "Trump rallies are violent". Hillary spoke those words, knowing she had Creamer creating violence.

This is all stage managed, like Mueller's dawn raids, now with CNN on the scene. And it is why I'm (99%) sure that activist woman that had that brief video clip of Covington kids on the bench (yelling BuildTheWall) had provoked that response.

Go back to young Hillary winning the case for the child rapist, where she took the evidence (underwear) and claimed the examiner had clipped out the part with DNA, and threw it out. REALLY? Or did Hillary destroy the evidence, as she has been doing for the last 50 years? They fabricate evidence ... Mueller is doing it, Barr will back him up.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 25, 2019 11:35 AM (Cus5s)

223 187: If they were going after the DOJ/FBI criminals, it would have happened. Sessions never had any intention of doing anything, Rosenstein is one of them, Horowitz and Huber have proven that they are disinterested in exposing the problems, or prosecuting the crimes once exposed. There is no grand strategy, "Stealthjeff" is a piece of fiction by an actual and grandiose fiction writer.

Posted by: CN at January 25, 2019 11:35 AM (U7k5w)

224 Red Cloud is 100 % UGLY.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at January 25, 2019 11:35 AM (xZjSg)

225

You want happy songs?

Okay here's your mystery lyric:

"Just do your best
Don't worry what the bitterhearts say"

*Lyrics might not be accurate. Senile.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 25, 2019 11:35 AM (tyz5J)

226 so...? not a tribal elder but a tribal blunder?

Posted by: assault smirk at January 25, 2019 11:36 AM (jhTf/)

227 It all went to hell when they did away with the trough urinal.

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Brought to you by the nanny state in an effort to equalize the number of bathrooms between men / women.

Posted by: SH at January 25, 2019 11:36 AM (sX1BW)

228
136 For those keeping track at home, US bishops have issued a stronger condemnation on a child wearing a red hat than they have on government figures who have made it legal to murder your own children.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 25, 2019 11:23 AM (KUaJL)

And where in their Hierarchy of Condemnation do they place their roving gangs of pederast priests?

Not as bad as MAGA hat-wearing teenage boys, I'd be willing to bet.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 25, 2019 11:36 AM (pNxlR)

229 65 So the FBI Gestapo were at it again.. Who tipped off CNN to be there?
_________________

Nobody. CNN reporter claims he just had a "gut instinct" to show up at Stone's house in the middle of the night, with lights and camera crew at the ready.

You know, just in case.

Totally believable story from leading Fake News provider.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 25, 2019 11:37 AM (fqUgw)

230 >>My wife watches Justified, primarily for Olyphant. I'm still trying to figure out how anyone is left in that town. It's not very big, and seems like a dozen people are killed everyday.

Seems like a lot of gangs passed through, tried to set up shop with or without partnering with the local lowlifes? That would have replenished the population.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2019 11:37 AM (W+vEI)

231 I think you boys need to just calm tf down."

Yeah. It could get a lot worse...

*goes off looking for whipped cream*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 25, 2019 11:37 AM (6qErC)

232 Beware the TRUMPERNET!

It lurks outside the bathroom server, waiting to POUNCE on your poor innocent sexts...

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 25, 2019 11:37 AM (BJlbN)

233 Pancakes?

Why pancakes?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 25, 2019 11:37 AM (eiG+i)

234 The same people that believe Chrissy Blah-ZAY Ford believe Chief Taunto Drums-In--Your-Face.

And that's a lot of people.

Hat Hate Has No Home Here. Get your yard signs at Zazzle. Same color scheme same fonts as the SJW virtue-signal signs your Prius-driving neighbor has all around her front yard. Chances are she'll never read it close enough to get the snark.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 25, 2019 11:37 AM (+fPHo)

235 Tarzan and His Mate, 1932, the second of the Tarzan series. She totally has no undies and is close to naked for most of the movie.
Then the Hays Code started to be enforced in 1934 and her dresses get progressive longer and no fun at all.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 25, 2019 11:32 AM (fuK7c)

Maureen Sullivan's naked swim:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Bc7KDyLV80

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 25, 2019 11:37 AM (C19KX)

236 Tarzan and His Mate, 1932, the second of the Tarzan series. She totally has no undies and is close to naked for most of the movie.

Then the Hays Code started to be enforced in 1934 and her dresses get progressive longer and no fun at all.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

Amazon Prime Movies haz it!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2019 11:38 AM (QFqpA)

237 You want happy songs?

Okay here's your mystery lyric:

"Just do your best
Don't worry what the bitterhearts say"

*Lyrics might not be accurate. Senile.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 25, 2019 11:35 AM (tyz5J)

"When the Levee Breaks" - Led Zepplin

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 25, 2019 11:38 AM (T71PA)

238 Looking up info on recent events regarding Jerome Corsi, he's been complaining about Stone making defamatory comments about him. Maybe that's what this is about.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 25, 2019 11:39 AM (y7DUB)

239 Re: Blood on the Tracks Re:re: Tangled Up in Blue

I hear the lyric as "We split up on the docks that night" when

apparently it's "We split up on a dark sad night".

Posted by: Common Tater at January 25, 2019 11:39 AM (WOjjq)

240 It's never been more important in my life to make
sure my shoe laces were tightly secured then it is when when I go in to
one of those disgusting bathrooms.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes

----

You had shoes?

Luxury!!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2019 11:39 AM (+IAze)

241 I remember my first piss in a trough urinal.

I recall the wise choice to make it a long rectangle along a wall and not a circular urinal in the middle of the room.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2019 11:39 AM (pUDQf)

242 Justified was great because it had Oliphant, Searcy, and a lead character who never hesitated to use his gun.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2019 11:39 AM (W+vEI)

243 I've lost track - but aren't there several requests from congressional committees for criminal investigation of witnesses for perjury that we know/knew about? I mean beyond the ridiculous Brit Steele. Where do those stand?

Which committee referred Stone? When? Haven't seen any mention of these key details.

It's almost as if patience and forbearance are running out. Trump's term is not 20 years, it's 4. Does the elected administration have any presence in or influence over the DOJ?

Posted by: rhomboid at January 25, 2019 11:39 AM (QDnY+)

244 235 Tarzan and His Mate, 1932, the second of the Tarzan series. She totally has no undies and is close to naked for most of the movie.
Then the Hays Code started to be enforced in 1934 and her dresses get progressive longer and no fun at all.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 25, 2019 11:32 AM (fuK7c)

Maureen Sullivan's naked swim:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Bc7KDyLV80

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 25, 2019 11:37 AM (C19KX)

236 Tarzan and His Mate, 1932, the second of the Tarzan series. She totally has no undies and is close to naked for most of the movie.

Then the Hays Code started to be enforced in 1934 and her dresses get progressive longer and no fun at all.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

Amazon Prime Movies haz it!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2019 11:38 AM (QFqpA)

ALL THE THANK YOUs.

My internets will be busy after work.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 25, 2019 11:39 AM (bcbK8)

245 This whole Stone thing looks like a nothingburger to me.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 25, 2019 11:39 AM (sjdRT)

246
Those are disgusting. Some old bars in NYC still have them.
Thank you, I'd rather not stand in a puddle of piss while a bunch of dudes crowd around me pissing all over the place.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE WE ARE TALKING ABOUT URINAL ETIQUETTE AND NO ONE HAS EVER ACCUSED NEW YORKERS OF HAVING ANY.

Posted by: Ben at January 25, 2019 11:39 AM (TAmPV)

247 So I'm in class (using the classroom 'puter) and I'm being told by the students outside the door who are setting up a booth that Title IX is in Danger.Huh? says I.Yup! says they. Vicious patriarchy!
Me: Move it. I have 24 students who paid thousands to sit in this class and if that class gets disrupted, then they are liable. (It is a business class.)
Them: Grumble...grumble.
Me: Fine...whats your name?
They move.

Toxic masculinity!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2019 11:39 AM (dvH9o)

248 Creamer got caught "Narrative Building" by O'Keefe, staging victims that
provoke a response, with cameras rolling, used as evidence of "Trump
rallies are violent". Hillary spoke those words, knowing she had Creamer
creating violence.
=====

People from other parts of our great country do not understand 'the Chicago Way' and literally can't believe their own eyes.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 25, 2019 11:40 AM (MIKMs)

249 That potato in the Venn Diagram does resemble Blumenidiot! They do say we all have a double somewhere in the world.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at January 25, 2019 11:40 AM (NjJUT)

250 >>I hear the lyric as "We split up on the docks that night" when

In your defense: Dylan's singing sounds like a stroke victim seeking help at a deli counter.

Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2019 11:40 AM (hIayt)

251 Is there a reason for predawn raids other than Stalinism?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at January 25, 2019 11:40 AM (MkcN1)

252 Nobody. CNN reporter claims he just had a "gut instinct" to show up at Stone's house in the middle of the night, with lights and camera crew at the ready.

You know, just in case.

Totally believable story from leading Fake News provider.

------------

There I was minding my own business, banging my drum in peace, when out of nowhere I found myself between MAGA hat wearing white supremacists who were going after this very peaceful black group.

Could have happened to anybody.

- Sitting Red Bull

Posted by: SH at January 25, 2019 11:41 AM (sX1BW)

253 I liked Justified, but mainly for Boyd Crowder. Awesome actor.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 25, 2019 11:41 AM (BJlbN)

254 233 Pancakes?

Why pancakes?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 25, 2019 11:37 AM (eiG+i)

Carb loading after the sex above

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 25, 2019 11:41 AM (bcbK8)

255 HA!

You poor schmucks.

Tomorrow Scottish Kate and I are making homemade buttermilk pancakes to Mom's recipe and about 3/4 lb. of thick sliced bacon.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at January 25, 2019 11:41 AM (T09ml)

256 Maureen Sullivan's naked swim:

Alas, that's not Maureen O'Sullivan. She wasn't shy about showing things but the producers wanted a swimmer who could work with Johnny Weismuller (himself an Olympic swimmer).

So that's a body double Olympic swimming girl.

Except for the part where she's thrown in the water and her dress tears off. That's still her. Underwater is body double.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 25, 2019 11:41 AM (fuK7c)

257 Stone's a little bit of a loose cannon with almost nothing left to lose - and, I have to imagine, a lot of dirt that can be thrown in, ahem, certain directions.

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This is a bit of a problem.

Stone is more than a loose cannon - he's a relentlessly self-promoting power-monger. Dirty tricks are his stock in trade. He's lived a life of pushing legal and ethical boundaries, and I'm sure he's crossed a few here and there, at the very least. He's probably personally vulnerable to some degree.

Now, I doubt Trump let himself get manipulated into a culpable position, for anything, by Stone.

And for all his faults, there have been a *couple* of people he's shown strong loyalty during tough times in the past, most prominently Nixon, and heretofore, Trump. He's a tough SOB, and knows how to stand his ground.

However, I would not put anything past Stone - anything. It'll all boil down to whether he decides to stick to his guns or try to save his own skin.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2019 11:41 AM (AzW6q)

258 I recall the wise choice to make it a long rectangle along a wall and not a circular urinal in the middle of the room.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

Wait! What?

I think I did my grade school years wrong.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2019 11:41 AM (QFqpA)

259 Judy Berman of Time Magazine is upset that Savannah "Macon" Guthrie "allowed Nicholas Sandmann to defend himself."

This womyn would happy load us all onto cattle cars.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 25, 2019 11:41 AM (ptqGC)

260 Surprised no 'ette has asked why we put ice in the urinal yet.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2019 11:41 AM (pUDQf)

261 Apparently 4Channers have been busy tweeting variations of "learn to code" back at laid off Buzzfeed and Huffposters.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2019 11:41 AM (W+vEI)

262 You want happy songs?

Okay here's your mystery lyric:

"Just do your best
Don't worry what the bitterhearts say"

*Lyrics might not be accurate. Senile.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 25, 2019 11:35 AM (tyz5J)

-------------------------------

I could hear the song in my head, but had to look up what the actual title was...

The Middle - Jimmy Eat World

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 25, 2019 11:41 AM (8g9zh)

263 253 I liked Justified, but mainly for Boyd Crowder. Awesome actor.
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 25, 2019 11:41 AM (BJlbN)

He was really good in second season when he got religion.

It was a legit good look at a bad guy trying to go straight.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 25, 2019 11:41 AM (bcbK8)

264 Y'all need to stop with the pancakes.

Posted by: The Pretenders at January 25, 2019 11:42 AM (NLLmE)

265 243: Patience? Why? We have to wait until 2020 for a Hillary/FISA "October surprise" indictment. That's so gamey, it's corrupt and clownish all together. If there's a reason to indict, fucking do it and stop being so Barnum and Bailey about it.

Posted by: CN at January 25, 2019 11:42 AM (U7k5w)

266 Does the elected administration have any presence in or influence over the DOJ?"

Awe, that's cute.

No.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 25, 2019 11:42 AM (6qErC)

267 Up in Gold Country in the PRoC there is a bar that has a piss urinal at the bar. No shit it is what you rest your feet on and travels the length of the bar and then goes outside to the street.

It was all Mrs. Jukin could do to stop me from using it. One more cocktail and I would have.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 25, 2019 11:42 AM (pw+jk)

268 Jane Fonda comparison - BRILLIANT.
Well done.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 25, 2019 11:42 AM (37IEG)

269 desock

Posted by: eleven at January 25, 2019 11:42 AM (NLLmE)

270 I just can't get past Sons of Anarchy.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2019 11:34 AM (QFqpA)

Oh, you mean his role as a tranny?

I have to admire Walton's acting ability. It's hard to think of a man who looks less feminine than he does, but he managed to, uh, make it work. So to speak.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 25, 2019 11:42 AM (C19KX)

271 Wait! What?

I think I did my grade school years wrong.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2019 11:41 AM (QFqpA)

Think Torus.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2019 11:42 AM (pUDQf)

272 I hear the lyric as "We split up on the docks that night" when

In your defense: Dylan's singing sounds like a stroke victim seeking help at a deli counter.

Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2019 11:40 AM (hIayt)

"Blood On The Tracks" is possibly the best album of all time.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 25, 2019 11:42 AM (T71PA)

273 245 This whole Stone thing looks like a nothingburger to me.
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 25, 2019 11:39 AM (sjdRT)

Except for the whole gestapo tactics thing, it may well be. Just a bit of harassment to keep the marks in line.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at January 25, 2019 11:43 AM (RD7QR)

274 This womyn would happy load us all onto cattle cars."

And then be shocked when she's prodded into said cars...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 25, 2019 11:43 AM (6qErC)

275 251 Is there a reason for predawn raids other than Stalinism?
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at January 25, 2019 11:40 AM (MkcN1)

Yeah, like I said upthread -- it's fun for the cops.

You don't become a police officer or FBI agent to sit behind a desk all day and fill out boring paperwork.

You become a cop so that you can kick in doors, scream at people, and run around, irresponsibly waiving your gun, and screaming "CLEAR!" like you're in a movie.

As far as actually efficacy of these no-knock / late night raids -- yeah, probably not so much. Lots of room for someone to get hurt, property to be damaged, and scaring the shit out of children and innocent people. It also sets up the scenarios that we see occasionally where someone in the house (justifiably) wakes up to their door breaking in, grabs a gun thinking they're about to be victims of a home invasion, then gets themselves killed when the cops storm the bed room.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2019 11:43 AM (GBteo)

276 >>"Blood On The Tracks" is possibly the best album of all time.

Oh, gods no.

So far from it it is ridiculous.

Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2019 11:43 AM (hIayt)

277 Surprised no 'ette has asked why we put ice in the urinal yet.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2019 11:41 AM (pUDQf)

------

No respectable 'ette should have been in a bathroom with a trough.

Posted by: SH at January 25, 2019 11:43 AM (sX1BW)

278 261 Apparently 4Channers have been busy tweeting variations of "learn to code" back at laid off Buzzfeed and Huffposters.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2019 11:41 AM (W+vEI)

There needs to be a lot more of this.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 25, 2019 11:44 AM (C19KX)

279 225

You want happy songs?

Okay here's your mystery lyric:

"Just do your best
Don't worry what the bitterhearts say"

*Lyrics might not be accurate. Senile.
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 25, 2019 11:35 AM (tyz5J)

I think you were going for The Middle by Jimmy Eat World, but you kinda mangled the lyrics.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 25, 2019 11:44 AM (NWiLs)

280 That potato in the Venn Diagram does resemble Blumenidiot! They do say we all have a double somewhere in the world.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front
---------

Only in appearance, dammit. I'm a lot smarter than Blumenthal, and honest.

BTW, where the hell is my pipe? Those PC SOB's stole my damn pipe.

Posted by: Mr. Potato Head at January 25, 2019 11:44 AM (eMt1/)

281 OM, twitterverse seems to claim that 'Buck Parish' is fake.

I report...you decide.

Posted by: Tami at January 25, 2019 11:44 AM (cF8AT)

282 No respectable 'ette should have been in a bathroom with a trough.

Posted by: SH at January 25, 2019 11:43 AM (sX1BW)

Show me a woman's restroom with a line out the door and I'll show you a men's restroom with a couple of chicks in it

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2019 11:44 AM (pUDQf)

283
You become a cop so that you can kick in doors, scream at people, and run around, irresponsibly waiving your gun, and screaming "CLEAR!" like you're in a movie.

The honest hard working rank and file.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 25, 2019 11:45 AM (TAmPV)

284 That potato in the Venn Diagram does resemble Blumenidiot! They do say we all have a double somewhere in the world.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at January 25, 2019 11:40 AM (NjJUT)

====
That's the same potato that doubles for Brian Steltler.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 25, 2019 11:45 AM (pw+jk)

285 Show me a woman's restroom with a line out the door and I'll show you a men's restroom with a couple of chicks in it
Posted by: AlaBAMA

we are just identifying as someone who really needs to pee.

you got a problem with that?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 25, 2019 11:45 AM (d7Ww2)

286 We were camped on the banks of the Greasy Grass drumming and minding our own business.

When hundreds of Long Knives wearing MAGA hats appeared and started attacking us.

Posted by: Chief waaahooo_Justice at January 25, 2019 11:45 AM (37IEG)

287 4 touted by the MSM as a 'respected tribal elder',

And Retired Marine Ranger Recon Vietnam Veteran Babykiller Spit On...

did I leave anything out?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 25, 2019 11:09 AM (6qErC)

But its not his fault... its PTSD! Its Post Temperature Stress Disorder!

Clear case of Reefer Madness!

Posted by: Obi Don Quixote, the Farce is strong at January 25, 2019 11:45 AM (NgKpN)

288 Friend of Trump for 40 years. Nothingburger. Mmm hmm.

Posted by: Brak Mak at January 25, 2019 11:45 AM (+yD9y)

289 You become a cop so that you can kick in doors, scream at people, and run around, irresponsibly waiving your gun, and screaming "CLEAR!" like you're in a movie.

The honest hard working rank and file.

---------

All the fun of combat without the risk of actual combat.

Posted by: SH at January 25, 2019 11:45 AM (sX1BW)

290 You become a cop so that you can kick in doors, scream at people, and run around, irresponsibly waiving your gun, and screaming "CLEAR!" like you're in a movie.

--

TFW Super Troopers is preferable to real life.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 25, 2019 11:46 AM (KUaJL)

291 ALL THE THANK YOUs.

My internets will be busy after work.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Check that! I was able to add it to my watch list.
I was going to stream it at lunch.

I click in to it, and it says, "This title currently unavailable"

WTF? Then why allow me to add it to my watch list?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2019 11:46 AM (QFqpA)

292 This womyn would happy load us all onto cattle cars."

And then be shocked when she's prodded into said cars...
Posted by: Anon a mouse
-----------

If only Comrade Stalin knew what was going on, he would do something about it.

Posted by: Gulag resident at January 25, 2019 11:46 AM (eMt1/)

293 277 Surprised no 'ette has asked why we put ice in the urinal yet.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2019 11:41 AM (pUDQf)

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No respectable 'ette should have been in a bathroom with a trough.
Posted by: SH at January 25, 2019 11:43 AM (sX1BW)

Some places still put ice in the urinals.

It serves a triple function -- gets rid of excess ice from the ice maker, works as a kind of anti-splash device, and as the ice melts, it helps remove the gross piss from the urinal that animals refuse to flush.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2019 11:46 AM (GBteo)

294 Except for the whole gestapo tactics thing, it may well be. Just a bit of harassment to keep the marks in line.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at January 25, 2019 11:43 AM (RD7QR)

---------

It might be a nothingburger, but this isn't just a bit of harassment - they deplatformed Stone on social media, almost as thoroughly as they did McInnes, they seized all of his emails on some flimsy pretext (I can't remember what), and he's been predicting for months that they'd find some way to grab him.

They clearly want to break Stone.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2019 11:46 AM (AzW6q)

295 285
Show me a woman's restroom with a line out the door and I'll show you a men's restroom with a couple of chicks in it

Posted by: AlaBAMA

we are just identifying as someone who really needs to pee.

you got a problem with that?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 25, 2019 11:45 AM (d7Ww2)

No mam. I'd likely be the gentleman guarding your stall door and pointing threateningly towards the dudes jeering outside your stall.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2019 11:46 AM (pUDQf)

296 Yet, Mueller has not gone after John Podesta, also a political advisor with proven ties to Rooooosha.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 25, 2019 11:47 AM (oVJmc)

297 Here come the trolls,send in the trolls.

Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2019 11:47 AM (BXMxN)

298 Anyone see the people tweeting at the laid off journalists to learn how to code and their reactions to them? Savage AF.
This one is probably my favorite, LOL:

http://www.informationliberation.com/files/chloe-angyal-huff-post-baby.jpg

Posted by: Augustine at January 25, 2019 11:47 AM (BDZWU)

299 Re: the exposing Christian schools guy. How many people have had bad experiences with public schools?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at January 25, 2019 11:47 AM (MkcN1)

300 249 That potato in the Venn Diagram does resemble Blumenidiot! They do say we all have a double somewhere in the world.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at January 25, 2019 11:40 AM (NjJUT)

I thought it was Amy Schumer until I read the name.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 25, 2019 11:47 AM (C19KX)

301 BTW, where the hell is my pipe? Those PC SOB's stole my damn pipe.
Posted by: Mr. Potato Head at January 25, 2019 11:44 AM (eMt1/)

Tell'em it's for weed.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at January 25, 2019 11:47 AM (NjJUT)

302 All the fun of combat without the risk of actual combat.
Posted by: SH at January 25, 2019 11:45 AM (sX1BW)

Yeah, exactly.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2019 11:47 AM (GBteo)

303 The flight attendants union has issued an ultimatum to Mitch McConnell - This is what the shutdown looks like. Open the government now. Oh I see. It's only the Republicans who have the government shutdown.

Start laying off those kunts too

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 25, 2019 11:47 AM (OLCnA)

304 288: Anything that financially injures friends of Trump is significant.

Oh and by the way, whatever happened to that General Flynn will come out smelling like a rose BS from a few weeks back? Is Mueller defeated yet? Any talk of Mueller paying for this witch hunt seems delusional

Posted by: CN at January 25, 2019 11:48 AM (U7k5w)

305 Comey's former assistant went to work for CNN and they were the only news organization to get the tip off.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 25, 2019 11:48 AM (hECVl)

306 That potato in the Venn Diagram does resemble Blumenidiot! They do say we all have a double somewhere in the world.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at January 25, 2019 11:40 AM (NjJUT)

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That's the same potato that doubles for Brian Steltler.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 25, 2019 11:45 AM (pw+jk)

What is it with Leftist thought leaders all looking like spuds?

Posted by: Surfperch at January 25, 2019 11:48 AM (kK4qb)

307 No mam. I'd likely be the gentleman guarding your stall door and pointing threateningly towards the dudes jeering outside your stall.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

I don't care what they say about you on the ONT,

you're a real gent, AlaBAMA

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 25, 2019 11:48 AM (d7Ww2)

308 >>There needs to be a lot more of this.

Yup.

I followed a retweet to one of the targets, and as you'd imagine, you go back to just last week and it's all tweets about f'ing white privilege, and racist MAGA kids, and stupid conservative women blah blah blah.

I hope she has to serve Starbucks and clean their bathrooms for a good long time before finding another media perch to spew her rancid toxic feminist crap.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2019 11:48 AM (W+vEI)

309 The reason for a dawn raid?

Trying to create a situation where they will resist arrest.

Not so they can shoot them, but for further charges.

Posted by: Obi Don Quixote, the Farce is strong at January 25, 2019 11:48 AM (NgKpN)

310 Show me a woman's restroom with a line out the door and I'll show you a men's restroom with a couple of chicks in it

Posted by: AlaBAMA

we are just identifying as someone who really needs to pee.

you got a problem with that?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 25, 2019 11:45 AM (d7Ww2)

No
mam. I'd likely be the gentleman guarding your stall door and pointing
threateningly towards the dudes jeering outside your stall.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2019 11:46 AM

Tell me again why I bought this selfie stick?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2019 11:48 AM (dvH9o)

311 So how much of this is meant to ensure that Trump has no campaign staff for 2020?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 25, 2019 11:48 AM (oVJmc)

312 My wife watches Justified, primarily for Olyphant. I'm still trying to figure out how anyone is left in that town. It's not very big, and seems like a dozen people are killed everyday.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 25, 2019 11:25 AM (8g9zh)

Ha! I feel the same way about that Brit show 'Midsomer Murders.' You've got half the town trying to kill the other half and it's a miracle that it isn't a ghost town.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 25, 2019 11:31 AM (C19KX)

What about Longmire? Apparently the Indian Reservations in Wyoming are the murder capitals of America. NOT Chicago and Baltimore.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 25, 2019 11:48 AM (3sjI6)

313
The flight attendants union has issued an ultimatum to Mitch McConnell - This is what the shutdown looks like.

NO PEANUTS FOR YOU!!

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 25, 2019 11:49 AM (TAmPV)

314 This womyn would happy load us all onto cattle cars.
=======

I'd like her to try.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 25, 2019 11:49 AM (vg8iE)

315 When does Bob Mueller and the boys pay a nocturnal visit to the young Mr.Nick Sandmann and family.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 25, 2019 11:49 AM (Z+IKu)

316
I don't care what they say about you on the ONT,

you're a real gent, AlaBAMA

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 25, 2019 11:48 AM (d7Ww2)

And I don't care what they wrote about you in that bathroom stall, you're alright in my book.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2019 11:49 AM (pUDQf)

317 315: And Chris Wray will file his nails on CNN

Posted by: CN at January 25, 2019 11:49 AM (U7k5w)

318 241 I remember my first piss in a trough urinal.
I recall the wise choice to make it a long rectangle along a wall and not a circular urinal in the middle of the room.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2019 11:39 AM (pUDQf)

You joke, but back in the 1980's the night the George M. Sullivan Arena in Anchorage, Alaska opened, Willie Nelson was the debut act. The bathrooms were designed to be high capacity with urinals one of those walls of porcelain and circular foot controlled sinks in the middle of the room. At intermission all the male fans, who apparently had never seen a wall of porcelain before, were all standing around the sinks pissing into the center.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 25, 2019 11:50 AM (kUmUV)

319 303 The flight attendants union has issued an ultimatum to Mitch McConnell - This is what the shutdown looks like. Open the government now. Oh I see. It's only the Republicans who have the government shutdown.

Start laying off those kunts too
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 25, 2019 11:47 AM (OLCnA)

Wait, Flight Attendants are Federal Employees?

/looks confused

Posted by: Obi Don Quixote, the Farce is strong at January 25, 2019 11:50 AM (NgKpN)

320 whatever happened to that General Flynn will come out smelling like a rose BS from a few weeks back?

Down the memory hole, ofc.

Posted by: Brak Mak at January 25, 2019 11:50 AM (+yD9y)

321 I read about a small combatant ship in WW2 where the head was a trough with seawater rushing through it.Some joker would always light a paper boat on fire and "sail" it under the guys doing their business.

Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2019 11:50 AM (BXMxN)

322 When does Bob Mueller and the boys pay a nocturnal visit to the young Mr.Nick Sandmann and family.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 25, 2019 11:49 AM (Z+IKu)

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Hey... they wore the hats, man. In-kind campaign finance violation. Raid the attorney who's representing them. It's all clearly connected to Russian collusion...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2019 11:50 AM (AzW6q)

323 The flight attendants union has issued an ultimatum to Mitch McConnell - This is what the shutdown looks like. Open the government now. Oh I see. It's only the Republicans who have the government shutdown

Um, sugartits? You don't work for the government. You work for a private company. Might want to remember that.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2019 11:50 AM (QFqpA)

324 Since conservatives can be automatically be accused of being Nazis can liberals and the media be automatically accused of being Stalinists?
Are they smart enough to know why that's a bad thing?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at January 25, 2019 11:50 AM (MkcN1)

325 *snort

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 25, 2019 11:51 AM (d7Ww2)

326 321 I read about a small combatant ship in WW2 where the head was a trough with seawater rushing through it.Some joker would always light a paper boat on fire and "sail" it under the guys doing their business.
Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2019 11:50 AM (BXMxN)

I'd hate to be the guy who has to chip and paint under that hole in the side of the boat.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2019 11:51 AM (GBteo)

327 This whole Roger Stone arrest thing just smacks of actual communism. And ironic under the false guise of a russians hacked the election probe.

Remember the stories of Stalin sending goons in the middle of the night to arrest random people, just to keep people scared, nobody knew who's door was gonna be knocked on.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 25, 2019 11:51 AM (r+sAi)

328 Show me a woman's restroom with a line out the door and I'll show you a men's restroom with a couple of chicks in it
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2019 11:44 AM (pUDQf)

----------------------

What used to crack me up was the 2 dudes that would try and stop everyone from going into the john so that 2 chicks could use it.

No, they wanna share, that's fine, but GTF out of my way because I gotta piss.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 25, 2019 11:51 AM (ffYR/)

329 You joke, but back in the 1980's the night the
George M. Sullivan Arena in Anchorage, Alaska opened, Willie Nelson was
the debut act. The bathrooms were designed to be high capacity with
urinals one of those walls of porcelain and circular foot controlled
sinks in the middle of the room. At intermission all the male fans, who
apparently had never seen a wall of porcelain before, were all standing
around the sinks pissing into the center.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 25, 2019 11:50 AM (kUmUV)

So, a bunch of stoned Willie Nelson fans staring at each other's junk and cracking jokes. LOL

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2019 11:51 AM (pUDQf)

330 322: Nothing would surprise me. AG Rosenstein and FBI King Mueller will not be stopped. Truly, no one will do it.

Posted by: CN at January 25, 2019 11:51 AM (U7k5w)

331 "Opinion Editor" = "propagandist"

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 25, 2019 11:51 AM (pw+jk)

332 I read the Stone indictment. It does not allege Stone had any contact with the Russians that hacked Podesta's email or with Wiki-Leaks. It alleges witness tampering and lying. It also alleges a high ranking member of the Trump campaign contacted Stone to ask when Wiki Leaks was going to release the stolen emails. Stone may be trouble - or not. But its not clear at all how Trump's campaign is in trouble.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 25, 2019 11:51 AM (sjdRT)

333 Anyone see the people tweeting at the laid off journalists to learn how to code and their reactions to them? Savage AF.
This one is probably my favorite, LOL:

http://www.informationliberation.com/files/chloe-angyal-huff-post-baby.jpg

Ouch!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2019 11:52 AM (W+vEI)

334 Boobies on a pallet.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 25, 2019 11:52 AM (xfb67)

335 Just came from the barber shop.

All I can say is that CNN commits fraud on a daily basis.

Not libel.

Fraud.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 25, 2019 11:52 AM (RpM6k)

336 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2019 11:26 AM (GBteo)

Hell Harry, they carry on phone conversations while pinching a loaf at my office. I might just have to hold it in all damn day.

Posted by: clutch at January 25, 2019 11:52 AM (5XlYG)

337 It also alleges a high ranking member of the Trump campaign contacted Stone to ask when Wiki Leaks was going to release the stolen emails.

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Asking questions is a crime?

Posted by: SH at January 25, 2019 11:52 AM (sX1BW)

338 Trump Internet has deluxe streaming of the Gorilla Channel

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at January 25, 2019 11:53 AM (RKQ/v)

339 If someone told Robert Mueller he was doing a good job, would he be charged with lying to Robert Mueller?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at January 25, 2019 11:53 AM (MkcN1)

340 >>What about Longmire? Apparently the Indian Reservations in Wyoming are the murder capitals of America. NOT Chicago and Baltimore.

Oh, for sure!

Posted by: Tony Hillerman's ghost at January 25, 2019 11:53 AM (W+vEI)

341 The Trump Internet is porn, 24/7.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 25, 2019 11:53 AM (xfb67)

342 Maureen Sullivan's naked swim:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Bc7KDyLV80

-
Good thing that Jane's dad didn't show up with that rifle a few minutes earlier.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 25, 2019 11:54 AM (+y/Ru)

343 >>The Trump Internet is Gorilla porn, 24/7.

Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2019 11:54 AM (hIayt)

344 *BOOM*

*CRASH*

Citizen's arrest! Citizen's arrest!

Posted by: SWAT Team Member Gomer Pyle at January 25, 2019 11:54 AM (RpM6k)

345 Jeez OM, where are you getting the shoe pr0n anyway? It looks like something from a 50 year-old Montgomery Wards catalog.

We owe the 'ettes better than this, I say!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 25, 2019 11:54 AM (UGqF8)

346 I suspect that Nathan Phillips gained his "Elder" status when the tooth count in his wizened face reached four, the required number for such an honor, kind of like the rings on a tree.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 25, 2019 11:55 AM (f8dwL)

347 By the by, Natalie Zea is the sexiest woman on the planet.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2019 11:11 AM (pUDQf)

I hated her character on Justified. She seemed selfish and b*****y.

But Raylan was so lovable, even if his life was a mess.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 25, 2019 11:55 AM (9hauA)

348 Asking questions is a crime?

Posted by: SH at January 25, 2019 11:52 AM (sX1BW)

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Asking questions while conservative. That can get 5-7 in federal prison.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 25, 2019 11:55 AM (pw+jk)

349
It also alleges a high ranking member of the Trump campaign contacted Stone to ask when Wiki Leaks was going to release the stolen emails.

I'm old enough to remember whe Carter Page was a " high ranking member of the Trump campaign."

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 25, 2019 11:55 AM (TAmPV)

350 The Trump Internet is Gorilla porn, 24/7.

I enjoyed it.
Dian Fossey

Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2019 11:56 AM (BXMxN)

351 nood, all.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2019 11:56 AM (GBteo)

352 Next time we get a troll here, tell them this is the Trump internet. They need to go sign in on the Woke internet instead.

Posted by: Roy at January 25, 2019 11:56 AM (mnAmV)

353 Mmmmm, pancakes.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 25, 2019 11:56 AM (ju9gW)

354 I'd hate to be the guy who has to chip and paint under that hole in the side of the boat.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2019 11:51 AM

I dunno, I found it to be one of the perks.

Posted by: Chief Bosun at January 25, 2019 11:56 AM (DMUuz)

355 >>It also alleges a high ranking member of the Trump campaign contacted Stone to ask when Wiki Leaks was going to release the stolen emails.

Many of us have asked that same question.

Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2019 11:57 AM (hIayt)

356 In other news, local senior citizen and ostrich jacket aficionado considers retirement condo with stainless steel toilet and lower bunk privileges.

Posted by: Brak Mak at January 25, 2019 11:57 AM (+yD9y)

357 What about Longmire? Apparently the Indian Reservations in Wyoming are the murder capitals of America. NOT Chicago and Baltimore.

I like crime shows but yeah, the death tolls get a little overwhelming. A rural county in England with three murders a week.
According to Criminal Minds there's a constant string of psychotic mass murderers running amok.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at January 25, 2019 11:57 AM (MkcN1)

358 Couldn't they have just asked Roger Stone to turn himself in?

Did they think he was a violent risk? A flight risk?

Okay, Stone! Drop the dildo and step away from the airplane tickets to that fashionable gay resort in St. Barts!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 25, 2019 11:57 AM (RpM6k)

359 >>Jeez OM, where are you getting the shoe pr0n anyway? It looks like something from a 50 year-old Montgomery Wards catalog.

We owe the 'ettes better than this, I say!

May I make a suggestion, OM?
This site features some lovely - and some wacky - fashion. This recent show has some gorgeous dresses:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yb2qyj33

Posted by: Tony Hillerman's ghost at January 25, 2019 11:58 AM (W+vEI)

360 I'm for more shoe pron! Maybe sandals and open-toed?

Posted by: Rex Ryan at January 25, 2019 11:58 AM (ICaYg)

361 349: It doesn't matter. "Lock her up" and "FISAgate" were just illusions. Mueller holds the cards, and Barr will be as useless as Sessions. Rosenstein will not leave DOJ until a suitable ant-Trump AG is in place. Whitaker has spent his time at DOJ at the urinal depicted above.

Posted by: CN at January 25, 2019 11:59 AM (U7k5w)

362
Many of us have asked that same question.

Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2019 11:57 AM (hIayt)

Yes, we know.

Posted by: Bob from the NSA at January 25, 2019 11:59 AM (TAmPV)

363 Oh that is our friend banana shits guy.Hey dink.

Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2019 11:59 AM (BXMxN)

364 The Blumenthal potato merits a thread of its own.
Posted by: Alex at January 25, 2019 11:15 AM (eMt1/)

An excellent likeness.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 25, 2019 11:59 AM (9hauA)

365 No knock raids at dawn when you could just as easily arrive at 8:00 AM with the sheriffs department and have a less dramatic show where you gather all the crap your warrant says you can take, and 'arrest' your target.

But, shock and awe!

Because you just know Stone was armed and ready to repel them if they'd given him time to react!
He'd have flushed all the incriminating papers and his computers down the toilet! or set fire to them in situ.

Because lying to Congress is a violent felony offense!

And besides all those warriors in their vests with their ASSAULT RIFLES! need an excuse to load "hollow rounds" in their "high caliber clips" and wave them around yelling "CLEAR!" like they're doing CQB in Fallujah.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 25, 2019 11:59 AM (37IEG)

366 What about Longmire? Apparently the Indian Reservations in Wyoming are the murder capitals of America. NOT Chicago and Baltimore.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 25, 2019 11:48 AM (3sjI6)

I liked Longmire, but yeah, you're right. Absaroka County, Wyoming was totally depopulated.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 25, 2019 11:59 AM (C19KX)

367 I'm for more shoe pron! Maybe sandals and open-toed?
Posted by: Rex Ryan at January 25, 2019 11:58 AM

This. Enthusiastically this!

Posted by: Quentin T. at January 25, 2019 11:59 AM (DMUuz)

368 345 Jeez OM, where are you getting the shoe pr0n anyway? It looks like something from a 50 year-old Montgomery Wards catalog.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 25, 2019 11:54 AM (UGqF

I specialize in vintage shoe pr0n.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 25, 2019 12:00 PM (C19KX)

369 I've been trying to find a pithy statement of clarity to describe the "thing" where someone slanders someone and then uses the fact that people believe the slander as proof of the slander.

There has to be a generalized conceptual *thing*.

In this case, of course, "Trump is racist, homophobe, sexist, etc." is the lie, no real different from previous attempts to portray any non-leftist as War on Women or whatever. But then saying that because people believe this and have emotional traumas and fears over it, that anyone who doesn't respect the trauma of those who are traumatized are clearly guilty of the fantasy, because even if it's not *true*, they're callous toward vulnerable people and that is what's important.

There's elements of "straw man" because the monster is a creation of leftist narrative. There's element of various other logical fallacies. But I can't get it distilled down in a way that fits but with *clarity*.

I mean... suppose that I'm an insane person and I decide on my own that some normal thing is going to hurt me. It's not true. I'm insane. Maybe I'm terrified of tomatoes and any time I see someone eat one I'm certain that they're about to drop over dead and I *very sincerely* become traumatized in the same way that someone would if they were watching a person hold a pistol to their temple and pull the trigger.

Sure, I suppose that if someone ate tomatoes around me because they thought it was funny to see me freak out, that would be a bit cruel. But ought everyone in the world cater to my psychosis? Of course not.

Now suppose that someone malicious *created* that psychosis in me for political advantage and then ran around acting like my savior, berating and condemning people for eating tomatoes?

What would that bait and switch, transference, be called...

Gaslit by Proxy?

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at January 25, 2019 12:00 PM (BD/yx)

370 In bizarro world, just asking about hacked e-mails about Clinton is worse than Clinton using Russian sources to provide fake information to prepare a dossier to use as evidence to spy on Trump.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 25, 2019 12:01 PM (VeUrT)

371 understand that the media has made air traffic controller and TSA agents the cause celebre of this particular shut down.

NPR is nonstop ATC ATC ATC OMG ATC.

Posted by: JEM at January 25, 2019 12:01 PM (8erNz)

372 Not that I would wish it on him but Jesus Christ a guy of Stone's age could have a frikkin heart attack from a SWAT raid.

Not to mention risk to family pets being "neutralized" which is SOP. I could only imagine my reaction if my best friend of fur were shot by some FBI Stasi trooper in conducting some wholly unnecessary raid on my house.

This is how you get Ruby Ridge.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 25, 2019 12:01 PM (koNhm)

373 Sadly, those pancakes don't look good for pancakes. The pan was not uniformly at the right temperature for that even golden brown one seeks.

or maybe they are buckwheat cakes. Those never brown evenly.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 25, 2019 12:03 PM (xa6W5)

374 Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at January 25, 2019 12:00 PM (BD/yx)

It's more simply compared to someone who kills their parents and whines that they are an orphan.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 25, 2019 12:03 PM (VeUrT)

375 Why is there a problem with ATCs? Are they calling in sick too?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 25, 2019 12:04 PM (xa6W5)

376 Perfect Twitter reply:

"Thank You For Your Personal Profession Of Bigotry"

Posted by: SMOD at January 25, 2019 12:09 PM (QkjLD)

377 CNN and MSLSD really wish the headline could have been "Stone arrested by FBI swat team before fleeing the country for Trump Moscow in connection with Trump indictment for collusion and obstruction of justice. "

So sad ...

Posted by: Hagar-Jarl of the Noth of Flyover County at January 25, 2019 12:11 PM (FxJnm)

378 372
Not to mention risk to family pets being "neutralized" which is SOP. I could only imagine my reaction if my best friend of fur were shot by some FBI Stasi trooper in conducting some wholly unnecessary raid on my house.

This is how you get Ruby Ridge.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 25, 2019 12:01 PM (koNhm)

Or Waco.

Posted by: rickl at January 25, 2019 12:11 PM (xjiRE)

379 I meant Oklahoma City, not Waco.

Posted by: rickl at January 25, 2019 12:11 PM (xjiRE)

380 two over easy eggs between two pancakes with butter and strawberry jam on top!

Posted by: kactus at January 25, 2019 12:14 PM (HIasT)

381 BTW, CBD prefers savory French toast, not syrupy. Haven't heard his preference for pancakes.

Posted by: JTB at January 25, 2019 12:14 PM (bmdz3)

382 Why is there a problem with ATCs? Are they calling in sick too?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 25, 2019 12:04 PM

Did she fall off one of her step stools?

Posted by: Quentin T. at January 25, 2019 12:22 PM (DMUuz)

383 I suspect the "Red Cloud" thing is meant sarcastically.

Kind of like calling a mall ninja "Johnny Rambo."

Red Cloud was a fucking badass:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitchell_Red_Cloud_Jr.

Posted by: sunflower at January 25, 2019 12:32 PM (Exn6m)

384 Nathan Phillips joined the UnitrdStaes Marines
He received an honorable discharge
As for Stone he has always been a weasel
Mueller has a pretty good record going on indictment/conviction
If any states become involved it could get worse
Manafort can only hope to do fed time MY would give me hard time

Posted by: Kurt at January 25, 2019 12:50 PM (jQNiN)

385 My wife and I were looking forward to watching Longmire because we are both from Wyoming. After the third season we gave up on it. First of all, it's filmed in New Mexico. Second, the plots are what a Hollywood screen writer thinks Wyoming is like, rather than what it is actually like. Third, it's relentlessly depressing and downbeat. Bleah.

Posted by: Pod Hamp at January 25, 2019 12:53 PM (Q1nbg)

386 Justified has the best series ending in the history of tv and i will fight anyone who disagrees.

Posted by: Dude at January 25, 2019 12:54 PM (Jm+2v)

387 Hat crime...absolutely perfect...
looks like an error, but it's a bullseye.

Posted by: Downcast at January 25, 2019 01:01 PM (wiBcQ)

388 And Longmire has the worst series ending of any tv show ever.

Posted by: Dude at January 25, 2019 01:09 PM (Jm+2v)

389 re: BB

Rowr.

Posted by: DavidD at January 25, 2019 09:26 PM (tV0TI)

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