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U.S.--As society becomes increasingly dominated by nerds, hipsters, and computer programmers, people have fixated on what they think is our biggest problem: masculinity. "It's just toxic and causes nothing but problems," said Elisha Mcewen, a vegan activist and no threat whatsoever to spiders or tight jar lids. "I was sharing my feelings on masculinity with other men in my drum circle, and we all agreed that if we ever encountered masculinity, we would run far away." Masculinity is said to have in the past been the cause of such things as violence, war, bullying, defeating the Nazis, carving society out of untamed wilderness, and landing men on the moon, but now masculinity is being driven out of society to make sure nothing like those things ever happens again. However, there are reports that masculinity still lurks out there, which is a source of anxiety to modern men and causes them to have upset tummies.There's more at the link. A couple of big jokes I was too ethical to steal. Oh, and because I get a lot of questions about this, I thought I'd link this as well:
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Oh hell no
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 17, 2019 01:46 PM (kJWoP) 2
But PETA said its OK to put veggys and salad in your vagina, because that's what guys private parts are now made from!
I'm so confused! Posted by: Don Q at January 17, 2019 01:47 PM (NgKpN) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 17, 2019 01:47 PM (XK/4h) 4
Hell, at this stage I'd nuke us.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 17, 2019 01:48 PM (r+A1s) 5
*sits down at table in public*
Most sexual assaults are committed by male feminists. Change my mind. Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at January 17, 2019 01:48 PM (92nav) 6
C'mon ladies. It's cilantro you're supposed to use.
So half the guys will think your taco tastes like mexican, and the other half will at least think you clean it well. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 17, 2019 01:48 PM (KUaJL) 7
Does the new Doctor Who have parsley one her jacket like Davidson's Doctor had a celery stalk?
Posted by: Bete not feeling the season. At all. at January 17, 2019 01:48 PM (Ojki1) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 17, 2019 01:49 PM (XK/4h) 9
Someone in IT at my office added the comments to this blog to the banned list. Must have just happened over lunch. I can read the site but not the comments. Get a warning page if I click.
Time to update my resume. Posted by: brak at January 17, 2019 01:49 PM (AjsnI) 10
a vegan activist and no threat whatsoever to spiders or tight jar lids.
That's me, except for the vegan activist! Posted by: pookysgirl at January 17, 2019 01:49 PM (XKZwp) 11
The manzier was just a few years ahead of its time!
Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at January 17, 2019 01:49 PM (hjaPQ) 12
11 The manzier was just a few years ahead of its time!
Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at January 17, 2019 01:49 PM (hjaPQ) Bro! Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 17, 2019 01:50 PM (KUaJL) 13
That young man is so pretty..I want to take him and play w/ his hair.
Posted by: IC at January 17, 2019 01:50 PM (a0IVu) 14
Gillettes gonna Gillette.
Posted by: Zod at January 17, 2019 01:50 PM (Bdeb0) 15
That parsley warning applies to Gillette users who identify as men too.
Posted by: Roy at January 17, 2019 01:50 PM (C4fwM) 16
Heh.
Posted by: Someguy at January 17, 2019 01:51 PM (h5Df3) 17
he's so manly!
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2019 01:51 PM (d7Ww2) 18
Garnish on the taco, huh.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2019 01:51 PM (NWiLs) 19
Parsley????WTH????
Posted by: Diogenes at January 17, 2019 01:51 PM (dvH9o) 20
What about kale?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 17, 2019 01:51 PM (6qErC) 21
Pickle in the pooter
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2019 01:51 PM (aKsyK) 22
Why parsley? Nobody eats parsley.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2019 01:51 PM (NWiLs) 23
Babylon Bee has become a Heavy Hitter.... which likely explains why Facebook has threatened them. Love it that they did not back down.
Posted by: kraken at January 17, 2019 01:51 PM (90T4r) 24
I'm still always a bit thrown when I see an immaculately groomed guy with a bun.
I also had to speak to someone in customer service and she did the whole Doctor Professor KavRape vocal fry/uptalk thing. It was bizarre. Bizarre to the point where I had a hard time carrying on a conversation with her. Posted by: Moron Robbie Abridged at January 17, 2019 01:51 PM (4E/ZH) 25
The last line in that is hilarious.
I am fond of this as well: https://babylonbee.com/news/poll-finds-most-people-ok-with-raising-taxes-on-other-people I don't even want to know about the parsley. Just. No. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 17, 2019 01:52 PM (mf5HN) 26
Babylon Bee has it going on. MORE than Stacy's mom, in some cases.
Posted by: Peter Venkman at January 17, 2019 01:52 PM (F4u7C) 27
Well, okay, no parsley in the vagina, if I absolutely MUST.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at January 17, 2019 01:52 PM (RD7QR) 28
Maybe mint would be better. Nothing like a nice, minty-fresh vajayjay.
Posted by: Marmo at January 17, 2019 01:52 PM (fq72/) 29
If you drink parsley tea, you can make your period come faster (not really scientifically based). I suppose some women think heck, I'll just stick the leaves in my vagina for max effect?
Posted by: IC at January 17, 2019 01:52 PM (a0IVu) 30
John Wick 3 to the rescue!
Posted by: rammajamma at January 17, 2019 01:52 PM (AjNMO) 31
said Elisha Mcewen, a vegan activist and no threat whatsoever to spiders or tight jar lids.
BWWWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Posted by: Peter Venkman at January 17, 2019 01:52 PM (F4u7C) 32
You can only fight the patriarchy with ghost peppers.
Posted by: Moron Robbie Abridged at January 17, 2019 01:53 PM (4E/ZH) 33
Most sexual assaults are committed by male feminists. Change my mind.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at January 17, 2019 01:48 PM (92nav) The worst, most exploitative son of a bitch toward women I've ever known was out and proud about being a "male feminist," and has received awards for advancing women. He was a housemate of mine in grad school, and I was ringside when he used to use overweight, unattractive women, and then brutally dump them, one after another. We used to have sobbing girls show up at the house wondering what they'd done wrong that cost them their Prince Charming. (He'd always lay low at the new girlfriend's place after dumping one of them, so we ended up fielding his casualties.) What a bastard. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 17, 2019 01:53 PM (208R5) 34
Doctors ask that you please not put parsley in your vagina
Also, no wasp nests. (Saw that one on Fbook) Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 01:53 PM (tHAoL) 35
Is italian parsley ok though?
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 17, 2019 01:53 PM (kG5hP) 36
You know, in about 50 years we may BEG Mexican and Central American thugs to come here....
Posted by: The G.R. at January 17, 2019 01:53 PM (NFEMn) 37
Parsley????WTH???? Posted by: Diogenes at January 17, 2019 01:51 PM (dvH9o) ------ Only if it has bad breath. Posted by: fixerupper at January 17, 2019 01:53 PM (8XRCm) 38
Everyone knows that you don't put parsley in your scamper.
You put it in the ass, that way you can have a nice tossed salad. Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper, nee MrCaniac at January 17, 2019 01:53 PM (fdTrp) 39
The Paolo > Parsley
Posted by: Roy at January 17, 2019 01:53 PM (C4fwM) 40
Duke Miller, a Marine sergeant and one of the few remaining examples of traditional masculinity, was asked about his feelings on the negative view of masculinity, but he seemed confused by the word "feelings" and then punched out an elk just because.
LMAO. The only way this could've been better is if it was "moose" instead of "elk." Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2019 01:54 PM (NWiLs) 41
At least they said "please"!
Posted by: Caliban at January 17, 2019 01:54 PM (qEujL) 42
If you drink parsley tea, you can make your period come faster
I did. Didn't work. Still waiting. Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 01:54 PM (tHAoL) 43
Gawd I miss The Marlboro Man.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 17, 2019 01:54 PM (dvH9o) 44
Cheers to all the manly men on AOSHQ!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 17, 2019 01:54 PM (TdMsT) 45
Parsley? So after you steam your clam you put a garnish in it?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Globalist Griefs - Two for One - at The Outrage Outlet! at January 17, 2019 01:54 PM (hLRSq) 46
"I told you about my upbringing, Dr. Lecter! Now you give me something!!"
"The man you're looking for is not a man. At least, he doesn't *think* of himself as such. Mmmmm, Starling, such a lovely fragrance...he is a little girl with a lollipop stuck in his hair, trapped inside the lithe body of a man in his twenties. He likes ponies. And he likes smelling his finger. He likes...soft things, Starling. Smoooooooth things. That's why he removes the hair from his chest with a pink safety razor that is made by a company in France." Posted by: Zod at January 17, 2019 01:54 PM (Bdeb0) 47
The Babylon Bee grows more awesome by the day.
Posted by: rickl at January 17, 2019 01:54 PM (xjiRE) 48
Yuo know, even at an early age, all of us here knew not to stick foreign objects into our orifices....
Posted by: kraken at January 17, 2019 01:54 PM (90T4r) 49
13 That young man is so pretty..I want to take him and play w/ his hair.
Posted by: IC at January 17, 2019 01:50 PM (a0IVu) I suspect you'd have to elbow his boyfriend out of the way first. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 17, 2019 01:54 PM (208R5) 50
The left, where everything is obtainable by shoving something up your vag, ass or aborting a baby.
Posted by: Peter Venkman at January 17, 2019 01:55 PM (F4u7C) 51
Gawd I miss The Marlboro Man.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 17, 2019 01:54 PM (dvH9o) ------- I heard he was gay. Don't know if it's true, but funny if it is. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 17, 2019 01:55 PM (AzW6q) 52
I did. Didn't work. Still waiting.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 01:54 PM (tHAoL) ---- Whoa..... transitioning are we???? Posted by: fixerupper at January 17, 2019 01:55 PM (8XRCm) 53
Ginch Garnishing is the latest fad, Ace.
Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2019 01:55 PM (AU1m0) 54
Gillette just announced that with every Mach III you will also get a pair of pink Crocs, a light blue Speedo, or a bunch of Parsley. Your choice.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 17, 2019 01:55 PM (pw+jk) 55
DAMN you, sock.
Posted by: Sponge at January 17, 2019 01:55 PM (F4u7C) 56
Trust me on this, but parsley still doesn't cover up your breath "after".
Posted by: Roy at January 17, 2019 01:55 PM (C4fwM) 57
By now, Ace knows us pretty well. I'm sure when he comes across something like the parsley story, he knows that we'll be able to run with it for hours. We're kind of like Pavlov's dogs that way.
Posted by: Pep at January 17, 2019 01:55 PM (rrrxZ) 58
There's nothing here that a good, old-fashioned war wouldn't end.
Posted by: Georg Hegel at January 17, 2019 01:55 PM (qEujL) 59
"he used to use overweight, unattractive women, and then brutally dump them, one after another. We used to have sobbing girls show up at the house wondering what they'd done wrong that cost them their Prince Charming. (He'd always lay low at the new girlfriend's place after dumping one of them, so we ended up fielding his casualties.)"
That's actually kind of funny to imagine. Posted by: Someguy at January 17, 2019 01:55 PM (h5Df3) 60
43 Gawd I miss The Marlboro Man.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 17, 2019 01:54 PM (dvH9o) Come back, John Wayne and R. Lee Ermey. All is forgiven. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 17, 2019 01:55 PM (208R5) 61
What of Rosemary, and Tyme, tho?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 17, 2019 01:47 PM I suppose, if you want you woman to taste like Simon and Garfunkle records. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 17, 2019 01:55 PM (p+Wdc) 62
If I'd known back in the 1980s what I know now, I think I would've killed the nerds instead of stuffing them in a locker.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 17, 2019 01:55 PM (4ErVI) 63
Of course, the lucky stories will become permanent memes here.
Posted by: Pep at January 17, 2019 01:55 PM (rrrxZ) 64
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If you drink parsley tea, you can make your period come faster I did. Didn't work. Still waiting. Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 01:54 PM ************ You were in the Navy weren't you? Posted by: Diogenes at January 17, 2019 01:56 PM (dvH9o) 65
Parsley? So after you steam your clam you put a garnish in it?
Posted by: Mikey NTH Then serve it up to the neighborhood. Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 01:56 PM (tHAoL) 66
In a recent article by Marie Claire on how to bring on periods, the author said that the herb is a natural emmenagogue - meaning that it can stimulate or increase menstrual flow.
Uh . . .? Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2019 01:56 PM (W+vEI) Posted by: Moron Robbie Abridged at January 17, 2019 01:56 PM (4E/ZH) 68
22 Why parsley? Nobody eats parsley.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2019 01:51 PM (NWiLs) Parsley is my favorite herb. I've never considered putting it, um.... Hmmmm. Posted by: Ladyl at January 17, 2019 01:56 PM (TdMsT) 69
Actually, I think the Skoptsy of 18th-century Bulgaria were the least masculine society of all time.*
(* They cut off their own balls -- literally self-castrated -- for obscure religious reasons.) Posted by: zombie at January 17, 2019 01:56 PM (c+2jX) 70
You get questions about parsley in your vagina? A lot of questions?
Posted by: Total Control Racist at January 17, 2019 01:56 PM (Tdadx) 71
No wonder we don't know which bathroom to go to.
Speaking of which, since Virginia wants to become the 38th state to ratify the ERA - past the time limit but time limits are racist and unconstitutional or something - remember when the argument against the ERA said that would mean same-sex bathrooms? Silly us. Posted by: blaster at January 17, 2019 01:56 PM (ZfRYq) 72
Darn. I was having so much fun on the previous movie thread. Now I have to deal with the image of parsley in . . . well, never mind.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 17, 2019 01:56 PM (7MRhd) Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 01:56 PM (tHAoL) 74
"Toxic Masculinity."
Every girl wants to be fucked to within an inch of her life. Posted by: JoeF. at January 17, 2019 01:56 PM (NFEMn) 75
Everyone knows that you don't put parsley in your scamper."
Well, is that before or after you oil it, then use the heated rocks, and then bedazzle? Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 17, 2019 01:57 PM (6qErC) 76
That young man is so pretty..I want to take him and play w/ his hair.
Posted by: IC at January 17, 2019 01:50 PM (a0IVu) ----- Pink shirt. Gay 'do. We dunno know What IC's gonna do. Cuz every girls girls crazy for a twat knot dude..... Posted by: fixerupper at January 17, 2019 01:57 PM (8XRCm) 77
Begs the question.... is it Free Range Parsley???
Posted by: kraken at January 17, 2019 01:57 PM (90T4r) 78
ruth bader ginsburg january 2019 photo
zero results (There are plenty of image results, just no photos from January 2019) Posted by: Moron Robbie Abridged at January 17, 2019 01:57 PM (4E/ZH) Posted by: Puddleglum at January 17, 2019 01:57 PM (3bSTv) 80
Gawd I miss The Marlboro Man.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 17, 2019 01:54 PM (dvH9o) I remember way back, where there was either a Mad or Cracked magazine that used as an insult, "The Marlboro Man eats quiche." Posted by: Sponge at January 17, 2019 01:57 PM (F4u7C) 81
66 In a recent article by Marie Claire on how to bring on periods, the author said that the herb is a natural emmenagogue - meaning that it can stimulate or increase menstrual flow.
Uh . . .? Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2019 01:56 PM (W+vEI) Does not work. Gah. Tried it so I would not have my period during a planned vacation.. Posted by: IC at January 17, 2019 01:57 PM (a0IVu) 82
Would that be the 'pocket full of posies'?
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 17, 2019 01:57 PM (FTlwv) 83
I'd imagine you'd want to stimulate menses if you didn't want to be pregnant?
that's pretty much the only thing I can think of or if you want to start a new cycle sooner rather than later, for trying-to-conceive purposes? Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 17, 2019 01:57 PM (Rarvo) 84
40 Duke Miller, a Marine sergeant and one of the few remaining examples of traditional masculinity, was asked about his feelings on the negative view of masculinity, but he seemed confused by the word "feelings" and then punched out an elk just because.
LMAO. The only way this could've been better is if it was "moose" instead of "elk." Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2019 01:54 PM (NWiLs) Yeah, not funny. Posted by: Benevolent and Protective Order of Elks at January 17, 2019 01:57 PM (NgKpN) 85
What of Rosemary, and Tyme, tho?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 17, 2019 01:47 PM What am I, chopped garnish? Posted by: Sage at January 17, 2019 01:57 PM (DMUuz) 86
>>Gawd I miss The Marlboro Man.
Did you know the actor who played The Marlboro Man was named Dick Hammer? No joke, that was his real name. Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2019 01:57 PM (/tuJf) 87
Gash garnish ?
Posted by: Total Control Racist at January 17, 2019 01:57 PM (Tdadx) 88
At 69
For some mysterious reason, they died out. Posted by: Pep at January 17, 2019 01:57 PM (rrrxZ) 89
It's interesting that searching for
ruth bader ginsburg photo after surgery yields zero results. Posted by: Moron Robbie Abridged ---- She coded on the table. Change my mind. Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 01:58 PM (tHAoL) Posted by: Shep Smith at January 17, 2019 01:58 PM (AU1m0) 91
(He'd always lay low at the new girlfriend's place after dumping one of them, so we ended up fielding his casualties.)
What a bastard. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 17, 2019 01:53 PM (208R5) Wow. How long before you moved out? Posted by: pookysgirl at January 17, 2019 01:58 PM (XKZwp) 92
I recently read that putting garlic cloves in your vagina is a thing, used to help with yeast infections. One of my coworkers swears by it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 17, 2019 01:58 PM (QBy2Q) 93
Why are leftists such horrible people?
Posted by: Chris M at January 17, 2019 01:58 PM (eAZVt) 94
Does not work. Gah. Tried it so I would not have my period during a planned vacation..
or this reason! right, this makes sense too Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 17, 2019 01:58 PM (Rarvo) 95
83 I'd imagine you'd want to stimulate menses if you didn't want to be pregnant?
that's pretty much the only thing I can think of or if you want to start a new cycle sooner rather than later, for trying-to-conceive purposes? Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 17, 2019 01:57 PM (Rarvo) Vacation. Posted by: IC at January 17, 2019 01:58 PM (a0IVu) 96
I MOCK YOU! Posted by: Tight Jar Lid at January 17, 2019 01:58 PM (TAmPV) 97
Herbed tuna just took on a whole new meaning.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2019 01:58 PM (NWiLs) 98
https://tinyurl.com/ydz5ajkc
--------- Wife says he's too small for sex, but likes that he's a good provider.... plans to have baby with other man. Not sure if he's okay with that. Posted by: Bill at January 17, 2019 01:58 PM (LDCTg) 99
I remember the question: what is the difference between pussy and parsley?.....ans. nobody eats parsley
Posted by: Cicero Skip at January 17, 2019 01:58 PM (FIrEF) 100
22 Why parsley? Nobody eats parsley.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2019 * * To dream of parsley foreshadows death to the sick. Posted by: The Old Gypsy Woman in "The Wolf Man" at January 17, 2019 01:58 PM (7MRhd) 101
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If you drink parsley tea, you can make your period come faster (not really scientifically based). I suppose some women think heck, I'll just stick the leaves in my vagina for max effect? Posted by: IC at January 17, 2019 01:52 PM (a0IVu) Maybe de husband would like some garnish on his creampie, no? Posted by: Paolo at January 17, 2019 01:59 PM (fdTrp) 102
PARSLEY? Why was I not informed?
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at January 17, 2019 01:59 PM (hjaPQ) 103
>>Gawd I miss The Marlboro Man.
------------------------------------------------- I just miss my Marlboros, man. Posted by: JoeF. at January 17, 2019 01:59 PM (NFEMn) 104
That's actually kind of funny to imagine.
Posted by: Someguy at January 17, 2019 01:55 PM (h5Df3) It was not funny at all to experience. The guy was handsome and charming, and these girls probably didn't get much attention, so they were easy pickings. They thought their Prince Charming had finally arrived, and were picking out china patterns and practicing writing "Mrs. X," when BAM! He shitcanned them mercilessly, without even telling them, just avoiding them, which is why they came to our place sobbing to find out what had happened. We were constantly in the vortex of emotional train wrecks in which we had played no part in causing. Hey, I just want to finish my dissertation, OK? Include me out of this. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 17, 2019 01:59 PM (208R5) 105
Doctors are also asking women and modern men not to stick Habarneros up their front holes.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 17, 2019 01:59 PM (pw+jk) 106
Top 5 Babylon Bee stories... nearly every line deserves a liquid warning...
Posted by: Mr Wolf at January 17, 2019 01:59 PM (YkEgi) 107
What a hodge-podge! A PSA, some welcomed knowledge and humor all rolled into one. BTW, raise your hand if you knew that gals not stick parsley in their vajayjay.. who f'ing knew. But what about those transvestites (I, for one, refuse to refer to them as transgender b/c they have the XX or XY they were born with and nothing they do will change their biological makeup - but I digress) - are they not to do that as well.. whoa, wait a minute can I ask that?
And add in the side-bar question of "who knew?" UCLA bringing in gang bangers didn't end up as planned for some head scratching pondering.. fuck it, I'm going to channel my Northern Lurker and pour some Knob Creek in a glass and ponder life's thought provoking events. Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 17, 2019 01:59 PM (9B/d8) 108
71 No wonder we don't know which bathroom to go to.
Speaking of which, since Virginia wants to become the 38th state to ratify the ERA - past the time limit but time limits are racist and unconstitutional or something - remember when the argument against the ERA said that would mean same-sex bathrooms? Silly us. Posted by: blaster at January 17, 2019 01:56 PM (ZfRYq) ------ Yet we overcame and still got same sex bathrooms. Progress. Posted by: MAGA at January 17, 2019 01:59 PM (/NQbZ) 109
So, if the Marie Claire theory is correct, women can just cure all that ails them by shoving something up their cooter.
I would guess you could now take the South Park episode where Cartman proves you can shit out your mouth and replace "ass" with "vagina" and still be liberally accurate. Posted by: Sponge at January 17, 2019 02:00 PM (F4u7C) 110
I got it wrong - it's the Winston guy who was gay, not the Marlboro Man.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 17, 2019 02:00 PM (AzW6q) 111
93 Why are leftists such horrible people?
Posted by: Chris M at January 17, 2019 01:58 PM (eAZVt) They exist to make us REALLY appreciate our conservative friends. Posted by: Ladyl at January 17, 2019 02:00 PM (TdMsT) 112
Posted by: Sponge at January 17, 2019 01:55 PM (F4u7C)
Great hash. Little known fact: The F4U-7C was an experimental version of the Corsair where the 20mm cannon were replaced by chainsaw bayonets. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Globalist Griefs - Two for One - at The Outrage Outlet! at January 17, 2019 02:00 PM (hLRSq) 113
You can use other plants in the parsley family...oops. Google employee rant on kalephobic bigots coming in 3, 2, 1...
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 17, 2019 02:00 PM (zmIJL) Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 17, 2019 02:00 PM (if9EY) 115
Maybe a couple of lemon wedges in your ass to go with
Posted by: Total Control Racist at January 17, 2019 02:00 PM (Tdadx) 116
I recently read that putting garlic cloves in your vagina is a thing, used to help with yeast infections. One of my coworkers swears by it.
Posted by: Jordan61 Safe from a vampire going down on her. Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 02:00 PM (tHAoL) 117
I had a patient who swore by yogurt douches.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2019 02:00 PM (d7Ww2) 118
What's the difference between parsley and pussy?
No one eats the parsley! There's more at the link. A couple of big jokes I was too ethical to steal. Posted by: amy schumer at January 17, 2019 02:00 PM (Evws/) 119
"Tell me what you see, Agent Starling."
"Well," (dabs Vics Vaporub under nostrils) "...he's not from town. Crocs are camouflage, very scuffed. Was he carrying anything?" (Agent): "A purse-thing." "...messenger-bag. Probably a bike courier, that would fit with the worn soles of the clogs. Toxicology shows amyl nitrate; he was a catcher. Hair in a topknot..." (Agent) "looks like a bun to me. Way my wife wears 'em." "...yes, a 'bun.' A 'man-bun.' His ears were held forcefully, and often. Do we have the stomach contents yet?" Posted by: Zod at January 17, 2019 02:00 PM (Bdeb0) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 17, 2019 02:00 PM (dcu2m) 121
Did those doctors talk to Gwyneth? Well, did they? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 17, 2019 02:00 PM (pNxlR) 122
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There's nothing here that a good, old-fashioned war wouldn't end. Posted by: Georg Hegel at January 17, 2019 01:55 PM *************** It would be touch and go for awhile. Can you really see bun boy from that picture in his fox hole, going full rock and roll with his Hog while charlie is in the wire? Me either. Posted by: Diogenes at January 17, 2019 02:01 PM (dvH9o) 123
Doctors are also asking women and modern men not to stick Habarneros up their front holes.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 17, 2019 01:59 PM (pw+jk) As a man, I first and foremost, are NEVER shoving anything up my front hole. 2nd, habaneros are a wee bit too big to shove up there. Posted by: Sponge at January 17, 2019 02:01 PM (F4u7C) 124
Kale....the Devil's weed...
Posted by: kraken at January 17, 2019 02:01 PM (90T4r) 125
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I recently read that putting garlic cloves in your vagina is a thing, used to help with yeast infections. One of my coworkers swears by it. Posted by: Jordan61 at January 17, 2019 01:58 PM (QBy2Q) Jes, her husband, he like the Italian creampie. Posted by: Paolo at January 17, 2019 02:02 PM (fdTrp) 126
98 https://tinyurl.com/ydz5ajkc
--------- Wife says he's too small for sex, but likes that he's a good provider.... plans to have baby with other man. Not sure if he's okay with that. Posted by: Bill at January 17, 2019 01:58 PM (LDCTg) He should grow some self-esteem. But then, it's Minnesota ... and the paper is offering "progressive coverage" of local news. You've been warned. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 17, 2019 02:02 PM (208R5) 127
92 I recently read that putting garlic cloves in your vagina is a thing, used to help with yeast infections. One of my coworkers swears by it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 17, 2019 01:58 PM (QBy2Q) Yes, we call those the "salad days." Posted by: Madonna at January 17, 2019 02:02 PM (qEujL) 128
"Feelings, wo-o-o feelings, Wo-o-o, feelings again in my arms. Feelings..." Something I won't ever be singing again ... Posted by: Michelle Fields at January 17, 2019 02:02 PM (DMUuz) 129
Wife says he's too small for sex, but likes that he's a good
provider.... plans to have baby with other man. Not sure if he's okay with that. ===== Is that THE Bill Kristol? Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 17, 2019 02:02 PM (pw+jk) 130
The Dems might want to keep the government shutdown --and then say that Trump has no right to a SCOTUS pick while the government is shut down.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 17, 2019 02:02 PM (NFEMn) 131
Little known fact: The F4U-7C was an experimental version of the Corsair where the 20mm cannon were replaced by chainsaw bayonets.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Globalist Griefs - Two for One - at The Outrage Outlet! at January 17, 2019 02:00 PM (hLRSq) YESSSS!!!! Posted by: Sponge at January 17, 2019 02:02 PM (F4u7C) 132
Jay, sure, it's like the ice cream truck pedo. You go where your victims will be.
Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 02:02 PM (zy5Ai) 133
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What of Rosemary, and Tyme, tho? Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 17, 2019 01:47 PM (XK/4h) No, not them either. That's sage advice, too. Posted by: Eeyore at January 17, 2019 02:02 PM (VaN/j) Posted by: DR.WTF at January 17, 2019 02:02 PM (T71PA) 135
That's a Spicy-ah Snizz!
Posted by: Mario Battali at January 17, 2019 02:03 PM (AU1m0) 136
(true story btw)
Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 02:03 PM (zy5Ai) 137
There's nothing here that a good, old-fashioned war wouldn't end.
Posted by: Georg Hegel at January 17, 2019 01:55 PM *************** It would be touch and go for awhile. Can you really see bun boy from that picture in his fox hole, going full rock and roll with his Hog while charlie is in the wire? Me either. Posted by: Diogenes Charlie smokes him, you smoke Charlie. Win-win. Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 02:03 PM (tHAoL) 138
Protip.... just don't stuff stuff in your openings... things will go better for you.....
Posted by: kraken at January 17, 2019 02:03 PM (90T4r) 139
I remember way back, where there was either a Mad or Cracked magazine that used as an insult, "The Marlboro Man eats quiche."
Posted by: Sponge at January 17, 2019 01:57 PM (F4u7C) That book Real Men Don't East Quiche would be banned for sure. BTW, anyone else notice public libraries calling kids to read "banned" books? The funny thing is, I don't remember when or where these books they provide were banned. They are just lefty SJW dribble for the most part. Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2019 02:03 PM (n13/j) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2019 02:03 PM (/9p9e) 141
OK, I'm two posts behind, but I gotta say that Google's corporate culture, properly weaponized, could be used to bring them down.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 17, 2019 02:03 PM (dcu2m) 142
Wife says he's too small for sex, but likes that he's a good
provider.... plans to have baby with other man. Not sure if he's okay with that. ===== Is that a spoof? Can you imagine a wife saying THAT about her husband? How small is he? Posted by: JoeF. at January 17, 2019 02:03 PM (NFEMn) 143
Doctors are also asking women and modern men not to stick Habarneros up their front holes.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 17, 2019 01:59 PM (pw+jk) As a man, I first and foremost, are NEVER shoving anything up my front hole. 2nd, habaneros are a wee bit too big to shove up there. Posted by: Sponge at January 17, 2019 02:01 PM (F4u7C) === You are a terrible transgenderist. Many men have front holes big enough to comfortably fit a little orange pepper. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 17, 2019 02:04 PM (pw+jk) 144
King Crimson was right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLCIfDqgDIk Posted by: DR.WTF at January 17, 2019 02:02 PM (T71PA) I always found that album cover disturbing...... Posted by: Sponge at January 17, 2019 02:04 PM (F4u7C) 145
kraken, well docs do -do iuds and women do penis.
Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 02:04 PM (zy5Ai) 146
What of Rosemary, and Tyme, tho?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 17, 2019 01:47 PM (XK/4h) No, not them either. That's sage advice, too. Posted by: Eeyore at January 17, 2019 02:02 PM ********** Try not to rub salt in the wound. Posted by: Diogenes at January 17, 2019 02:04 PM (dvH9o) 147
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Report that RB Ginsburg has pneumonia, fighting for life. https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycsbecz2 Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 17, 2019 02:00 PM (if9EY) Also says that she's in hospital, not "working from home." I guess the MSM forgot to mention that. Or the article is full of shit. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 17, 2019 02:04 PM (208R5) 148
117 I had a patient who swore by yogurt douches.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2019 02:00 PM (d7Ww2) I thought the yogurt douche was that annoying dudebro slinging FroYo at the food court. Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2019 02:04 PM (NWiLs) 149
You are a terrible transgenderist. Many men have front holes big enough to comfortably fit a little orange pepper.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 17, 2019 02:04 PM (pw+jk) I will wear that badge proudly...... Posted by: Sponge at January 17, 2019 02:04 PM (F4u7C) 150
No, not them either. That's sage advice, too"
So we're just peppering the thread with flavorful comments? Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 17, 2019 02:05 PM (6qErC) 151
Is that a spoof? Can you imagine a wife saying THAT about her husband?
How small is he? Posted by: JoeF. Well, it's only as big around as a beer can, but it's long. Posted by: Poor Guy with Unsatisfied Wife at January 17, 2019 02:05 PM (FTlwv) 152
146 What of Rosemary, and Tyme, tho?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 17, 2019 01:47 PM (XK/4h) No, not them either. That's sage advice, too. Posted by: Eeyore at January 17, 2019 02:02 PM ********** Try not to rub salt in the wound. Posted by: Diogenes at January 17, 2019 02:04 PM (dvH9o) Just pepper them with advice. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 17, 2019 02:05 PM (208R5) 153
This kind of feels like advice to have sex in a cornfield in order to have children with blond hair.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2019 02:05 PM (ycWCI) 154
Is that a spoof? Can you imagine a wife saying THAT about her husband?
How small is he? Posted by: JoeF needledick the bug fucker Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2019 02:05 PM (d7Ww2) 155
Peeples, there's the rub, no one will try. they'll just maybe have a hearing or two.
Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 02:05 PM (zy5Ai) 156
Is that a spoof? Can you imagine a wife saying THAT about her husband?
How small is he? Posted by: JoeF. Yes. I have heard some world class cvnts. Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 02:05 PM (tHAoL) 157
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There's nothing here that a good, old-fashioned war wouldn't end. Posted by: Georg Hegel at January 17, 2019 01:55 PM *************** It would be touch and go for awhile. Can you really see bun boy from that picture in his fox hole, going full rock and roll with his Hog while charlie is in the wire? Me either. Posted by: Diogenes at January 17, 2019 02:01 PM (dvH9o) Actually, only like 28% of the young meet the minimum standards for military service now. So we'd end up killing off the good ones, while the Soys and Betas remain here to screw up the country. You know, like has pretty much been going on for a generation now? Posted by: Don Q at January 17, 2019 02:05 PM (NgKpN) 158
92 I recently read that putting garlic cloves in your vagina is a thing, used to help with yeast infections. One of my coworkers swears by it.
Posted by: Jordan61 --------- Keeps the vampires away! Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 17, 2019 02:05 PM (9B/d8) 159
She coded on the table. Change my mind. Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 01:58 PM (tHAoL) --- I just know that if she were DOING GREAT!!! CANCER FREE!!! then we'd have no shortage of cheerful photos of her thumbs-upping surrounded by balloons and flowers. Posted by: Moron Robbie Abridged at January 17, 2019 02:05 PM (4E/ZH) 160
Missed it by thaaaaaaaaaaat much.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 17, 2019 02:05 PM (208R5) 161
So THAT'S what they mean by "no P in the V"
Posted by: Doof at January 17, 2019 02:05 PM (cBhMq) 162
My grandmother used to say, "Never put anything in your gash smaller than your elbow."
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 17, 2019 02:05 PM (hjaPQ) 163
BREAKING on CNN: Alexandria Occasional-Cortex to introduce anti-train legislation entitled "No penis left behind." Developing ...
Posted by: ShainS at January 17, 2019 02:05 PM (wc2ZX) 164
That's a Spicy-ah Snizz!
Posted by: Mario Battali at January 17, 2019 02:03 PM (AU1m0) And how many bundles of parsley did YOU shove up the unwilling's hole, rapist? Posted by: Sponge at January 17, 2019 02:05 PM (F4u7C) Posted by: Whhhat? at January 17, 2019 02:05 PM (up2Kv) 166
Parsley before of after steaming?
Posted by: Bosk at January 17, 2019 02:05 PM (9m9TT) 167
145 kraken, well docs do -do iuds and women do penis.
Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 02:04 PM (zy5Ai) Well, that's "stuff" not " stuff-stuff".. Posted by: kraken at January 17, 2019 02:05 PM (90T4r) 168
Semen is 'good for women's health and helps fight depression', as there is a range of chemicals in semen that 'promote mental well-being and feelings of affection', say researchers:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7v5hbpb Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 17, 2019 02:06 PM (DMUuz) 169
look one can do vinegar , why not yogurt to do the balancing act?
Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 02:06 PM (zy5Ai) Posted by: 18-1 at January 17, 2019 02:06 PM (cRkMZ) 171
Taragon goes better with Tuna, anyway.
Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2019 02:06 PM (AU1m0) 172
So we're just peppering the thread with flavorful comments?
Posted by: Anon a mouse I hadn't realized we'd kumquat so far. Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 17, 2019 02:06 PM (FTlwv) 173
168 Semen is 'good for women's health and helps fight depression', as there is a range of chemicals in semen that 'promote mental well-being and feelings of affection', say researchers:
Well duh! Posted by: Ladyl at January 17, 2019 02:07 PM (TdMsT) 174
Gotta love the Babylon Bee !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 17, 2019 02:07 PM (5fNnO) 175
153 This kind of feels like advice to have sex in a cornfield in order to have children with blond hair.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2019 02:05 PM (ycWCI) I swear that's how my kids got tassels! Posted by: Ellie May at January 17, 2019 02:07 PM (qEujL) 176
58 There's nothing here that a good, old-fashioned war wouldn't end.
Posted by: Georg Hegel I don't know about that. It would suck to wake up one morning and found out we've been conquered by a tribe of cannibals from Borneo. Posted by: Puddleglum at January 17, 2019 02:07 PM (3bSTv) 177
kraken it's usually because of the right stuff that causes the other weird stuff.
Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 02:07 PM (zy5Ai) 178
By the standards I grew up in 30 years ago, I barely qualify as a manly man.
By today's standards I'm basically a cross between Ty Cobb, Paul Bunyan and Big Jim Slade. Posted by: ... at January 17, 2019 02:07 PM (dF3EC) 179
I mean if we're gonna do 'stuff' chat.
Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 02:07 PM (zy5Ai) 180
Parsley is good for the breath. Hmm... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2019 02:03 PM (/9p9e) My grandmother use to chew on parsley to freshen her breath. Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 17, 2019 02:07 PM (TAmPV) 181
So we're just peppering the thread with flavorful comments?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 17, 2019 02:05 PM (6qErC) ------ "say aloe to my leetle friend" I like the puns. Youre going to have to dill with them. Posted by: fixerupper at January 17, 2019 02:07 PM (8XRCm) 182
Parsley also is a great anti-rape device. Just pull it forth and tell your attacker, "Sir, this pussy is a greenhouse!" His respect for your environmentslism and your green "thumb" will deescalate the situation.
Posted by: Marie Claire at January 17, 2019 02:07 PM (+RWmb) 183
Mrs. Dash offers a wide range of genital accompaniments... available online, for privacy....
Posted by: kraken at January 17, 2019 02:07 PM (90T4r) 184
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Why parsley? Nobody eats parsley. Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2019 01:51 PM (NWiLs) Natural breath freshener. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 17, 2019 02:08 PM (t6MX/) 185
166 Parsley before of after steaming?
Posted by: Bosk at January 17, 2019 02:05 PM (9m9TT) Well, you would want to make sure it does not wilt, so after. Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2019 02:08 PM (ycWCI) 186
You know they should make a parsley flavored paste. I bet it would be tasty.
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 17, 2019 02:08 PM (pw+jk) 187
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Parsley is good for the breath. Hmm... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2019 02:03 PM (/9p9e) My grandmother use to chew on parsley to freshen her breath. Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 17, 2019 02:07 PM (TAmPV) Grandma was a lesbian? NTTAWWT. Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2019 02:08 PM (NWiLs) 188
My grandmother use to chew on parsley to freshen her breath. Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 17, 2019 02:07 PM (TAmPV) ---- She must have been pretty flexible, huh. Posted by: fixerupper at January 17, 2019 02:08 PM (8XRCm) Posted by: GnuBreed at January 17, 2019 02:08 PM (Z4rgH) 190
114 Report that RB Ginsburg has pneumonia, fighting for life.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycsbecz2 Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 17, 2019 02:00 PM (if9EY) Also says that she's in hospital, not "working from home." RGB "fighting for life"? How ironic. Posted by: Caliban at January 17, 2019 02:08 PM (qEujL) 191
I don't know about that. It would suck to wake up one morning and found out we've been conquered by a tribe of cannibals from Borneo.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 17, 2019 02:07 PM (3bSTv) You mean "Borneo-Americans" with their own distinctive cuisine. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 17, 2019 02:08 PM (208R5) 192
Man buns make me want to puke.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 17, 2019 02:08 PM (fqUgw) Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 17, 2019 02:09 PM (t6MX/) 194
Is that a spoof? Can you imagine a wife saying THAT about her husband?
How small is he? Posted by: JoeF. Yes. I have heard some world class cvnts. Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 02:05 PM (tHAoL) Yes, but I can see her allowing him to impregnate her, but saying she's gonna fuck other guys for fun. But she won't even let him get her pregnant. Even if he's hung like a flea, he can still knock her up. Posted by: JoeF. at January 17, 2019 02:09 PM (NFEMn) 195
We must savoury the vajayjays!!
Posted by: Parsley Rapist at January 17, 2019 02:09 PM (KCruE) 196
Semen is 'good for women's health and helps fight depression', as there is a range of chemicals in semen that 'promote mental well-being and feelings of affection', say researchers:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7v5hbpb Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 17, 2019 02:06 PM (DMUuz) And judging by the craziness of those practicing same sex, the opposite is true in both instances...... Posted by: Sponge at January 17, 2019 02:09 PM (F4u7C) 197
The contradiction to the decrease in masculinity is the increase in MMA. I'm sure there are a number of reasonable theories.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 17, 2019 02:09 PM (QviAd) 198
>>My grandmother use to chew on parsley to freshen her breath.
Her breath was like the wind on a Summer's Eve? Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2019 02:09 PM (AU1m0) 199
Semen is 'good for women's health and helps fight depression', as there is a range of chemicals in semen that 'promote mental well-being and feelings of affection', say researchers
a man wrote that. for sure. and I will argue it's not the semen but the sharing in intimacy and cuddles, especially the cuddles, maybe the candles , maybe the pancakes, but all in all .. Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 02:09 PM (zy5Ai) Posted by: 18-1 at January 17, 2019 02:09 PM (cRkMZ) 201
Her breath was like the wind on a Summer's Eve?
Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2019 02:09 PM (AU1m0) DOUCHE!!!! Posted by: Sponge at January 17, 2019 02:09 PM (F4u7C) 202
RGB "fighting for life"? How ironic.
______________ Just send her home with a pain pill. No sense wasting dollars on old people. Posted by: Barky Obama at January 17, 2019 02:10 PM (fqUgw) 203
But flossing is still okay, right?
Posted by: Fritz at January 17, 2019 02:10 PM (2Mnv1) 204
>>and I will argue it's not the semen but the sharing in intimacy and cuddles, especially the cuddles
Mouth Cuddles, FTW! Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2019 02:10 PM (AU1m0) 205
There was a legendary study done in the '70s in which college-age women were asked to bring in photos of men they'd had sex with, and then (anonymously) rate them according to how pleasurable/orgasmic the sex was. THEN each participant was asked to look at and rate the handsomeness/masculinity of the photos of the other women's sex partners (all of this being done anonymously, with no names, obviously).
The results: The men was caused the most pleasure during sex were ALSO rated as the most masculine-looking. There were many additional questions on the questionnaire, and the surprising part is that the highly rated men were no more "skilled" in bed than the other men -- on average, their bedroom activities were the same as everyone else's. Which led to only one conclusion: Women physically experience more sexual pleasure were having sex with "rugged" handsome/masculine men than they do with "average"-looking or effeminate men -- even if all the men do the exact same things in the bedroom. Short version: Hot guys cause sexual pleasure solely because they're hot, and for no other reason. And this has huge consequences, socially: Women instinctually know this, so they instinctually seek out masculine men, knowing it will bring them more pleasure. No amount of communist brainwashing will ever undo this biological reality. Of course, that study is now taboo, and never discussed in sociology classes anymore. But in the old days, it was a standard read in many graduate classes. Posted by: zombie at January 17, 2019 02:10 PM (c+2jX) 206
Parsley, vinegar, yeast - it's like a freaking salad bar down there!
Posted by: Dr. Peter Venkman at January 17, 2019 02:10 PM (7HtZB) 207
69 Actually, I think the Skoptsy of 18th-century Bulgaria were the least masculine society of all time.*
(* They cut off their own balls -- literally self-castrated -- for obscure religious reasons.) Posted by: zombie at January 17, 2019 01:56 PM (c+2jX) They were at least men enough to do it, unlike the bun-wearing Gillettes of today who let their feminists friend do that to them instead. Posted by: Roy at January 17, 2019 02:10 PM (C4fwM) 208
Good thing cilantro is not parsley.
Posted by: AOC at January 17, 2019 02:10 PM (t6MX/) 209
192 Man buns make me want to puke.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 17, 2019 02:08 PM (fqUgw) It looks like someone took a dump on the guy's head. Wait - you don't suppose ... nah. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 17, 2019 02:10 PM (208R5) 210
Anyone who doesn't think I'm a lady can suck my dick!
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at January 17, 2019 02:10 PM (QviAd) 211
By the standards I grew up in 30 years ago, I barely qualify as a manly man.
By today's standards I'm basically a cross between Ty Cobb, Paul Bunyan and Big Jim Slade. Posted by: ... at January 17, 2019 02:07 PM (dF3EC) In the land of soy beta cucks, Don Knotts would be king. Posted by: JoeF. at January 17, 2019 02:10 PM (NFEMn) 212
The men was caused = The men who caused
Posted by: zombie at January 17, 2019 02:11 PM (c+2jX) 213
garret, you guys, so - so lazy. and greedy.
Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 02:11 PM (zy5Ai) 214
My grandmother use to chew on parsley to freshen her breath.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 17, 2019 02:07 PM (TAmPV) ---- She must have been pretty flexible, huh. Posted by: fixerupper ISWYDT. *snort Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 02:11 PM (tHAoL) 215
168: How YOU doin?
Posted by: Doof at January 17, 2019 02:12 PM (cBhMq) 216
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Nope, it's the semen. A hot facial makes all women smile. Posted by: Parsley Rapist at January 17, 2019 02:12 PM (KCruE) 217
Good thing cilantro is not parsley.
Posted by: AOC at January 17, 2019 02:10 PM (t6MX/. I've read it taste like soap. soap can't be that bad. Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 02:12 PM (zy5Ai) Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 17, 2019 02:12 PM (6qErC) Posted by: ... at January 17, 2019 02:12 PM (dF3EC)
Posted by: random 221
So THAT'S how the hardwoods are participating in JanuHairy.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 17, 2019 02:12 PM (Z4rgH) 222
Remember this, 'Ron's: it's not the size of the army; it's the fury of the attack.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 17, 2019 02:12 PM (TdMsT) 223
Grandma was Sicilian and if she was alive today y'all would be in trouble. Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 17, 2019 02:12 PM (TAmPV) 224
A man bun is a handle of convenience during those rest area/truck stop bathroom blowjobs.
Posted by: Roy at January 17, 2019 02:12 PM (C4fwM) 225
209 192 Man buns make me want to puke.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 17, 2019 02:08 PM (fqUgw) Here's the thing. EVERY guy who has that hair style LOOKS like an asshole and is in FACT an asshole. Posted by: JoeF. at January 17, 2019 02:12 PM (NFEMn) Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2019 02:13 PM (d7Ww2) 227
Man buns make me want to puke.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 17, 2019 02:08 PM (fqUgw) Ugh, yes. I can understand a ponytail but a bun is much too effeminate. Posted by: pookysgirl at January 17, 2019 02:13 PM (XKZwp) 228
All this is why we are outside the GOP " respectable" Pale....
Posted by: kraken at January 17, 2019 02:13 PM (90T4r) 229
I put poutine in my vagina. Extra cheese.
Posted by: Justin Treaudeu at January 17, 2019 02:13 PM (pw+jk) 230
I like the puns. Youre going to have to dill with them." That's sage advice. Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 17, 2019 02:12 PM (6qErC) ----- PARTY THYME!!!!!! Posted by: fixerupper at January 17, 2019 02:13 PM (8XRCm) 231
218 I like the puns. Youre going to have to dill with them." That's sage advice. Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 17, 2019 02:12 PM (6qErC) I don't have thyme for this crap. Posted by: Ladyl at January 17, 2019 02:13 PM (TdMsT) 232
216 199
Nope, it's the semen. A hot facial makes all women smile. Posted by: Parsley Rapist ----------- Parsley Rapist.. damn, now to clean up Knob Creek. Bastard. Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 17, 2019 02:13 PM (9B/d8) Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 17, 2019 02:13 PM (fqUgw) Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 02:13 PM (zy5Ai) 235
I discovered last night that Gillette also does that commercial featuring Shaquem Griffin which I think is a pretty good commercial. They must have several different advertising departments...
Posted by: Brunnhilde at January 17, 2019 02:13 PM (aW5/6) Posted by: Glenn John at January 17, 2019 02:14 PM (LilNs) 237
229 I put poutine in my vagina. Extra cheese.
Posted by: Justin Treaudeu at January 17, 2019 02:13 PM (pw+jk) Something about gravy... Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2019 02:14 PM (NWiLs) 238
Ugh, yes. I can understand a ponytail but a bun is much too effeminate.
Posted by: pookysgirl at January 17, 2019 02:13 PM (XKZwp) I know a lot of women who really dig ponytails. Posted by: JoeF. at January 17, 2019 02:14 PM (NFEMn) 239
150 No, not them either. That's sage advice, too"
So we're just peppering the thread with flavorful comments? Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 17, 2019 * * We're having a marjoram good time. Posted by: The Old Gypsy Woman in at January 17, 2019 02:14 PM (7MRhd) 240
234 lady, uh hmm.
i'm not a peni bigot. Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 02:13 PM (zy5Ai) Nor am I! Posted by: Ladyl at January 17, 2019 02:14 PM (TdMsT) 241
Wife says he's too small for sex, but likes that he's a good
provider.... plans to have baby with other man. Not sure if he's okay with that. ===== Is that a spoof? Can you imagine a wife saying THAT about her husband? How small is he? Posted by: JoeF. at January 17, 2019 02:03 PM (NFEMn) I choose to believe that's a spoof because if not people are worse than even I thought. I do like the calm, reasonable, thoughtful advice that ends with okay after you do all that LEAVE THAT BITCH. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 17, 2019 02:14 PM (mf5HN) 242
In the land of soy beta cucks, Don Knotts would be king.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 17, 2019 02:10 PM (NFEMn) *golf clap* Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2019 02:14 PM (ycWCI) 243
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Nope, it's the semen. A hot facial makes all women smile. Posted by: Parsley Rapist at January 17, 2019 02:12 PM (KCruE) Well, that WOULD explain the origin of the colloquial term "gay." Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 17, 2019 02:14 PM (208R5) 244
What a mess the USA has become
When I think of what MEN went thru on Iwo Jima and Okinawa I cringe at our future Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2019 02:14 PM (bim/x) 245
You know, even at an early age, all of us here knew not to stick foreign objects into our orifices.... Posted by: kraken at January 17, 2019 01:54 PM (90T4r) Are fat juicy ribeyes (mouth orifice only) considered foreign objects? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 17, 2019 02:15 PM (BWL+E) Posted by: Ladyl at January 17, 2019 02:15 PM (TdMsT) 247
What would happen if someone let loose a mouse in the drum circle?
Posted by: Eeyore at January 17, 2019 02:15 PM (VaN/j) 248
No, ribeyes are inherently normal .....
Posted by: kraken at January 17, 2019 02:15 PM (90T4r) 249
224 A man bun is a handle of convenience during those rest area/truck stop bathroom blowjobs.
Posted by: Roy at January 17, 2019 02:12 PM (C4fwM) Saddle horn. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 17, 2019 02:15 PM (208R5) Posted by: Mittens Romney AKA John McCain at January 17, 2019 02:16 PM (BqBId) 251
Hickory dickory dock...
Posted by: Parsley Rapist at January 17, 2019 02:16 PM (KCruE) Posted by: andycanuck at January 17, 2019 02:16 PM (Evws/) 253
>>No amount of communist brainwashing will ever undo this biological reality.
Of course, that study is now taboo, and never discussed in sociology classes anymore. But in the old days, it was a standard read in many graduate classes. Ah, but the pill changes that a bit, per another study. Women on the pill were attracted to men with cuter/more childlike features. I don't think you can discount the effect of the pill/hormones on both the women who take them, and on the general population since it gets into our water. Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2019 02:16 PM (W+vEI) 254
alex, yeah that would be one world class b***ch
Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 02:16 PM (zy5Ai) Posted by: Kallisto at January 17, 2019 02:16 PM (DJFLF) 256
210 Anyone who doesn't think I'm a lady can suck my dick!
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner ____________ You had it chopped off. So just how long do they keep that medical waste stuff around? It's gotta be pretty ripe by now. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 17, 2019 02:17 PM (fqUgw) 257
Just send her home with a pain pill.
No sense wasting dollars on old people. Posted by: Barky Obama at January 17, 2019 02:10 PM (fqUgw) This. What's good for the gander..... Posted by: Sponge at January 17, 2019 02:17 PM (F4u7C) 258
would suck to wake up one morning and found out we've been conquered by a tribe of cannibals from Borneo.
++++ There are several war scenarios I believe we're destined to lose. Taiwan is the most immediate. But.... maybe it's like how in ww2 where the initial years were terrible and it all seemed touch n go. Better to remain hopeful Posted by: Total Control Racist at January 17, 2019 02:17 PM (Tdadx) 259
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You're my hero! Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2019 02:13 PM (d7Ww2) {{{Nurse!!!}}} Posted by: Ladyl at January 17, 2019 02:15 PM (TdMsT) Bow-chicka-bow-wow Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2019 02:17 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: andycanuck at January 17, 2019 02:17 PM (Evws/) 261
23 Babylon Bee has become a Heavy Hitter.... which likely explains why Facebook has threatened them. Love it that they did not back down.
Posted by: kraken at January 17, 2019 01:51 PM (90T4r) What was this about? Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at January 17, 2019 02:17 PM (BD/yx) 262
I choose to believe that's a spoof because if not people are worse than even I thought.
I do like the calm, reasonable, thoughtful advice that ends with okay after you do all that LEAVE THAT BITCH. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 17, 2019 02:14 PM (mf5HN) I believe that it's real. Of course, I already think that humanity is scum. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 17, 2019 02:18 PM (wCmLp) 263
250 http://bit.ly/2AQuYUm
******* DJT letter to San Fran Nan ! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BURN Posted by: Mittens Romney AKA John McCain at January 17, 2019 02:16 PM (BqBId) I made the mistake of reading the comments. Posted by: josephistan at January 17, 2019 02:18 PM (7HtZB) 264
I think the lesson to be learned is, if you are dealing with a leftist, even if you are in the wrong, admit nothing, concede nothing. They'll smell blood and keep coming after you. They have no notions of justice or forgiveness. They are just full of bile and anger and the desire to control. In other words, they are animals who make grunting noises that they have learned get them what they want. We've got to stop thinking of them as if they were human beings who can understand the concepts corresponding to the words they use.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 17, 2019 02:18 PM (/qEW2) 265
I really don't mind man buns on guys under 30 but after that it's like a 60 year old gramma with fresh tats.
Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 02:18 PM (zy5Ai) 266
RGB is resting. Doctors say she's in a basil state.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 17, 2019 02:18 PM (7MRhd) 267
The Paolo, he would weep for the future, but he is too busy doing his part to ensure it.
Posted by: Paolo at January 17, 2019 02:18 PM (p+Wdc) Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2019 02:18 PM (d7Ww2) 269
Can you really see bun boy from that picture in his fox hole, going full rock and roll with his Hog while charlie is in the wire?
Me either. Posted by: Diogenes "Starbucks RedLeg 18 this is Charlie Foxtrot; Delivery mission. Direction 120, distance 2100. 1 man toxic masculinity patrol. Deliver 1 half-caff cappuccino, 3 hot-cocoas with extra whipped. Danger close; deliver for effect." Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 17, 2019 02:18 PM (DMUuz) 270
Does ponytail boy stuff parsley in his dimples?
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 17, 2019 02:19 PM (zmIJL) 271
Short version: Hot guys cause sexual pleasure solely because they're hot, and for no other reason.
And this has huge consequences, socially: Women instinctually know this, so they instinctually seek out masculine men, knowing it will bring them more pleasure. No amount of communist brainwashing will ever undo this biological reality. Of course, that study is now taboo, and never discussed in sociology classes anymore. But in the old days, it was a standard read in many graduate classes. Posted by: zombie at January 17, 2019 02:10 PM (c+2jX) Yes, but obviously women have lots of sex--and many have babies--with men who do not fit the masculine "hot" ideal that many women prefer. If that weren't the case, we wouldn't have so many soy beta cucks, ot men without chests today. Posted by: JoeF. at January 17, 2019 02:19 PM (NFEMn) 272
RGB "fighting for life"? How ironic.
----- You would fight too if all the snuffed souls want to be at your crossing over party. Posted by: fixerupper at January 17, 2019 02:19 PM (8XRCm) 273
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http://bit.ly/2AQuYUm ******* DJT letter to San Fran Nan ! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BURN Posted by: Mittens Romney AKA John McCain at January 17, 2019 02:16 PM (BqBId) Is that for real? I like the comment, " I know you think this makes Trump look good. It doesn't" LOL. It makes him look awesome! Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 17, 2019 02:19 PM (ymnmz) 274
So SanFranNan doesn't get her little "VaCay " because of the shut down.... Hahahahahahahaha
Posted by: It's me donna at January 17, 2019 02:20 PM (O2RFr) Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2019 02:20 PM (/tuJf) 276
Facebook made somewhat veiled threats to the Bee about deplatforming.... and of course a loss of revenue.... the Bee responded by satirizing Facebook, and specifically Zuckerburg, for weeks, unmercifully... obviously not a group run by pansies...
Posted by: kraken at January 17, 2019 02:20 PM (90T4r) 277
In the land of soy beta cucks, Don Knotts would be king.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 17, 2019 02:10 PM (NFEMn) *golf clap* Posted by: Aetius451AD Well, he did carry a gun and want to use it. Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 02:20 PM (tHAoL) 278
really don't mind man buns on guys under 30 but after that
+++ Trying to picture Ben Franklin with a man bun Posted by: Total Control Racist at January 17, 2019 02:20 PM (Tdadx) 279
Insom!
get to my room! NOW Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2019 02:18 PM (d7Ww2) ---- heh.... its stroppin time Posted by: fixerupper at January 17, 2019 02:20 PM (8XRCm) 280
You had it chopped off. So just how long do they keep that medical waste stuff around? It's gotta be pretty ripe by now.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 17, 2019 02:17 PM It's not really cut off. It's split down the middle and stuffed inside to make a vajayjay. Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 17, 2019 02:20 PM (zmIJL) 281
Why, oh why, is always a fey white hipster? Wasn't Don Lemon available?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2019 02:21 PM (ptqGC) 282
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2019 02:18 PM (d7Ww2)
*looks around innocently* *points at self* Me? What'd I do? Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2019 02:21 PM (NWiLs) 283
NOW
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2019 02:18 PM (d7Ww2) You must learn to share on AOSHQ. Please wait your turn. Posted by: Ladyl at January 17, 2019 02:21 PM (TdMsT) 284
This whole man bad, women good thing is a movement with numerous Progressive Womens PACs whose goal is to get as many progressive women elected as possible. They hold not only rallies but training sessions for those who want to change the world. Several of our new Representatives are graduates of this training and are mentored by Elite radial feminists who are certainly of the communist persuasion and funded by Soros front groups. Saw this on TV but can't for the life of me remember where. Bing it. It's out there.
Posted by: StellasTwoCents at January 17, 2019 02:21 PM (Z0huu) Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 02:21 PM (zy5Ai) 286
275 >>Insom!
get to my room! >>NOW And don't forget the parsley! Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2019 02:20 PM (/tuJf) LMAO Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2019 02:21 PM (NWiLs) 287
hat a mess the USA has become
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2019 02:14 PM (bim/x) Other than sentimental reasons or fear of empty store shelves, I really have no idea why people are so keen on saving it. Wouldn't be the first project I've had to scrap and start over. Sure, the biggest, but sure as Hell not the first. Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 17, 2019 02:22 PM (fBFz0) 288
Bow-chicka-bow-wow
Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2019 02:17 PM (NWiLs) Your lenendary status grows by the DAY, sir. Posted by: Sponge at January 17, 2019 02:22 PM (F4u7C) 289
You're MY hero!
Posted by: Hoagie Carmichael at January 17, 2019 02:22 PM (zmIJL) 290
Insom!
get to my room! NOW Posted by: nurse ratched at J so is this really a thing or some weird internets thing? Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2019 02:22 PM (MTjB1) 291
For those of you who like the parsley article, there's a show called "Sex Sent Me to the ER" you might want to check out.
Posted by: biancaneve at January 17, 2019 02:22 PM (hkMx0) 292
281 Why, oh why, is always a fey white hipster? Wasn't Don Lemon available?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2019 02:21 PM (ptqGC) I think he was in a private meeting with Corey and Barack. Posted by: Eeyore at January 17, 2019 02:22 PM (VaN/j) 293
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rbg, goes to the doc for a broken rib comes out with pneumonia and cancer. stirs pot. Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 02:21 PM (zy5Ai) That's why they call it "practicing" medicine. Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 17, 2019 02:22 PM (ymnmz) 294
We will never be as privileged to witness such fighting of our political enemies on our behalf as we are right now.
Posted by: ... at January 17, 2019 02:22 PM (dF3EC) 295
and rubbers!
Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 02:22 PM (zy5Ai) 296
The Paolo, he would weep for the future, but he is too busy doing his part to ensure it.
--- Hey Paulo could you drop by my place to uh....talk about the future? I've got some wine, some boobs, and a nice 8incher under my skirt. Posted by: Chelsea Manning at January 17, 2019 02:22 PM (cRkMZ) 297
I mind man buns on anyone. Sorry if that makes me a jerk. Hell in my day, we didn't like buns on women either. That was for the librarian or schoolmarm.
Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2019 02:22 PM (n13/j) 298
I know a lot of women who really dig ponytails.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 17, 2019 02:14 PM (NFEMn) Both of my brothers had ponytails when they graduated high school. I made fun of them for it but their eventual wives loved it. I also don't go for facial hair, so I may be an oddball. Posted by: pookysgirl at January 17, 2019 02:23 PM (XKZwp) 299
What's wrong putting parsnips up there?
Posted by: AOC at January 17, 2019 02:23 PM (t6MX/) 300
If the USA goes under, remember to keep the blueprint... the plan was perfect.
Posted by: kraken at January 17, 2019 02:23 PM (90T4r) 301
Cuthbert, there ya go.
I had a fil that thought that, he goes to the doc with a bad cold, finds out it's lung cancer blames the doc. Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 02:23 PM (zy5Ai) 302
Trollin', trollin', trollin' ~!
@costareports 39s Trump responds to Pelosi and says he has "postponed" her planned trips to Brussels, Egypt, and Afghanistan. "Obviously, if you would like to make your journey by flying commercial, that would certainly be your prerogative." Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 17, 2019 02:23 PM (ZejZP) 303
271 Short version: Hot guys cause sexual pleasure solely because they're hot, and for no other reason.
And this has huge consequences, socially: Women instinctually know this, so they instinctually seek out masculine men, knowing it will bring them more pleasure. No amount of communist brainwashing will ever undo this biological reality. Of course, that study is now taboo, and never discussed in sociology classes anymore. But in the old days, it was a standard read in many graduate classes. Posted by: zombie at January 17, 2019 02:10 PM (c+2jX) Yes, but obviously women have lots of sex--and many have babies--with men who do not fit the masculine "hot" ideal that many women prefer. If that weren't the case, we wouldn't have so many soy beta cucks, ot men without chests today. Posted by: JoeF. Well, there are probably many explanations for this. I suspect that college-age women seek out hot guys for the pleasure (but no babies), and then at a certain age their priorities switch and they instead start seeking out successful/rich/smart guys for marriage, to ensure a life of being well-provided-for. Posted by: zombie at January 17, 2019 02:24 PM (c+2jX) 304
Is that for real?
I like the comment, " I know you think this makes Trump look good. It doesn't" LOL. It makes him look awesome! Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 17, 2019 02:19 PM (ymnmz) Most of the comments are of the , "She has the gavel, dude." variety. Posted by: JoeF. at January 17, 2019 02:24 PM (NFEMn) 305
I mind man buns on anyone. Sorry if that makes me a jerk. Hell in my day, we didn't like buns on women either. That was for the librarian or schoolmarm. Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2019 02:22 PM (n13/j) I spotted a hipster sporting two man buns last week. One on his neck, and a topknot. So precious. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2019 02:24 PM (ptqGC) 306
Other than sentimental reasons or fear of empty store shelves, I really have no idea why people are so keen on saving it.
*** Well the obvious reason is that resetting our society will be violent. How violent is open for debate...but it won't be pretty. I think the people that want to save it are doing so for good reasons...I just don't think it is possible any more. Posted by: 18-1 at January 17, 2019 02:24 PM (cRkMZ) 307
>>Most of the comments are of the , "She has the gavel, dude." variety.
The Donald has the planes. Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2019 02:24 PM (/tuJf) 308
Most of the comments are of the , "She has the gavel, dude." variety.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 17, 2019 02:24 PM (NFEMn) Yes, but he is commander in chief of the Air Force. Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 17, 2019 02:24 PM (kUmUV) 309
Trump came up with an awe
some response to the Peloosi Posted by: Big Al fredo at January 17, 2019 02:24 PM (iWo0u) 310
299 What's wrong putting parsnips up there?
Posted by: AOC at January 17, 2019 02:23 PM (t6MX/) Some things just can't be beet. Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2019 02:25 PM (NWiLs) 311
wrote that. for sure.
and I will argue it's not the semen but the sharing in intimacy and cuddles, especially the cuddles, maybe the candles , maybe the pancakes, but all in all .. Posted by: willow at J do you have any scientific evidence that that is not true or just guessing? have you considered some sort of double blind to determine whether it is true or false? Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2019 02:25 PM (MTjB1) 312
>>Saw this on TV but can't for the life of me remember where. Bing it. It's out there.
Was it the She The People Summit in San Francisco? I caught some of this on my local public access channel, and --- yikes!!! https://www.shethepeople.org/home Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2019 02:25 PM (W+vEI) 313
and rubbers! Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 02:22 PM (zy5Ai) ----- Needs...... more....... context. Posted by: fixerupper at January 17, 2019 02:25 PM (8XRCm) 314
If the USA goes under, remember to keep the blueprint... the plan was perfect.
Posted by: kraken Obviously it wasn't. The cultural assumptions of responsible & God fearing people were not written down & thus, legally, could be ignored. Posted by: Adriane the Radical French Toast Critic ... at January 17, 2019 02:25 PM (LPnfS) 315
Time to update my resume.
====================== Can't you end run by using a hot-spot on your phone? Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 17, 2019 02:25 PM (ty7RM) 316
Trump cancelling Pelosi's use of government plane is awesome. A new scale has to be invented for presidential awesomeness after he leaves office in 2025. Posted by: Newest Nic at January 17, 2019 02:25 PM (jYje5) 317
http://bit.ly/2AQuYUm
OMG, the responses under this... All about how Pelosi controls the purse strings, about how she's in charge... Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at January 17, 2019 02:25 PM (BD/yx) 318
Only men that should have sported man buns are the Spartans prepping for battle.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at January 17, 2019 02:25 PM (QviAd) 319
too me the man bun is a fad, as high tops, mini skirts, tatting it up .
with tats you can't really grow out of it tho. Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 02:26 PM (zy5Ai) 320
I like the comment, " I know you think this makes Trump look good. It doesn't"
*** Let's make the conversation about Pelosi's over sea trips while she and the FNM are complaining about the difficulties government workers are having. Obviously that is a terrible discussion for Trump to have. Posted by: 18-1 at January 17, 2019 02:26 PM (cRkMZ) Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2019 02:26 PM (bim/x) 322
What's wrong putting parsnips up there?
Posted by: AOC at January 17, 2019 02:23 PM (t6MX/) Some things just can't be beet. ---- Well played sleepless. Posted by: fixerupper at January 17, 2019 02:26 PM (8XRCm) 323
Hahaha Pelosi was supposed to leave at 3 pm today. She's probably sitting at the airport right now.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2019 02:26 PM (/tuJf) 324
fixerupper, just hand over the 'thing ' to insomniac.
Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 02:26 PM (zy5Ai) 325
I spotted a hipster sporting two man buns last week. One on his neck, and a topknot. So precious. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2019 02:24 PM (ptqGC) I actually saw a 'bruvva' walking across an overpass. His pants were halfway down his thigh because EVERYONE wants to see his underwear, but the kicker was, he was wearing a belt, and had to old his pants up because they were below his ass so far. Posted by: Sponge at January 17, 2019 02:27 PM (F4u7C) 326
Trump should not let the 89th fly anything with a jet engine and nothing with more than one engine.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2019 02:27 PM (MTjB1) 327
mini skirts > man buns
Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2019 02:27 PM (n13/j) 328
President Romney would have had a red carpet delivered to Nan's plane.
Posted by: ... at January 17, 2019 02:27 PM (dF3EC) 329
Off dickless sock
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 17, 2019 02:27 PM (QviAd) Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 17, 2019 02:27 PM (t2P6q) 331
Well, there are probably many explanations for this. I suspect that college-age women seek out hot guys for the pleasure (but no babies), and then at a certain age their priorities switch and they instead start seeking out successful/rich/smart guys for marriage, to ensure a life of being well-provided-for.
Posted by: zombie at January 17, 2019 02:24 PM (c+2jX) Agreed. But there are not that many of the upper-echelon sex partners that many women seek--just as there are not that many of the sex goddesses that men from 16-86 seek. *Most* people end up with mirror images of themselves. Posted by: JoeF. at January 17, 2019 02:27 PM (NFEMn) 332
Most of the comments are of the , "She has the gavel, dude." variety.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 17, 2019 02:24 PM What's she going to do, hit him over the head with it? These people think the Speaker controls the President. Ummm, no. Posted by: Hoagie Carmichael at January 17, 2019 02:27 PM (zmIJL) 333
You miserable stupid bastards! PARSLEY? You fucktards. EVERYBODY knows you stick CILANTRO up your manpussy! Posted by: Shemp Smith at January 17, 2019 02:27 PM (n2qRY) 334
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http://bit.ly/2AQuYUm OMG, the responses under this... All about how Pelosi controls the purse strings, about how she's in charge... Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at January 17, 2019 02:25 PM (BD/yx) In charge of buying her own ticket!!! There is probably 1000 ways Trump can make her miserable, and the only thing hold him back is his self control. LOL Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 17, 2019 02:27 PM (ymnmz) 335
Also, why the h*ll is Nancy jetting to the middle east? She's not part of the State department.
Oh... and more comments about how Trump doesn't understand the separation of powers... and Nancy has "work reasons" to leave the country? Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at January 17, 2019 02:27 PM (BD/yx) Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 02:28 PM (zy5Ai) 337
I actually like men with side burns...it's my Mr Darcy fetish. My hubby grew his out for a while, just to humor me..
Posted by: IC at January 17, 2019 02:28 PM (a0IVu) 338
307 >>Most of the comments are of the , "She has the gavel, dude." variety.
The Donald has the planes. Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2019 02:24 PM (/tuJf) Yes, but he is commander in chief of the Air Force. Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 17, 2019 02:24 PM (kUmUV) Yep. They're not quite clear on the significance of the "executive" branch. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 17, 2019 02:28 PM (208R5) 339
Patriarchal Trump Man move!
Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 02:28 PM (zy5Ai) 340
322 What's wrong putting parsnips up there?
Posted by: AOC at January 17, 2019 02:23 PM (t6MX/) Some things just can't be beet. That's getting to the root of the problem. Posted by: Puns backwards R Us at January 17, 2019 02:28 PM (t2P6q) 341
On man-buns: Ninjas get a pass.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 17, 2019 02:27 PM (t2P6q) fair. Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2019 02:28 PM (n13/j) 342
>>Hahaha Pelosi was supposed to leave at 3 pm today. She's probably sitting at the airport right now.
OMG - that makes it even better!!! Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2019 02:28 PM (W+vEI) 343
how hard do you think it was not not sign that letter "suck it"
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2019 02:28 PM (MTjB1) 344
330 On man-buns: Ninjas get a pass.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 17, 2019 02:27 PM (t2P6q) Anyone who can kill you in your sleep without being seen, heard, or leaving any trace of ever having been there, other than your corpse, can wear his hair any way he wants. Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2019 02:28 PM (NWiLs) 345
Probably brought up already: Is the US really the least masculine society, or is "society" global? I think Euros are the biggest pussy/beta/soi-boi society going: they lost 2 entire generations of testosterone rich breeders in the 2 World Wars. America was late to the fight in WWI; as for WWII, that probably works out as a wash globally.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 17, 2019 02:28 PM (ty7RM) 346
Isn't pelosi the one that grabs milhops all the time?
Posted by: Total Control Racist at January 17, 2019 02:29 PM (Tdadx) Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2019 02:29 PM (/tuJf) 348
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Posted by: Adriane the Radical French Toast Critic ... at January 17, 2019 02:25 PM (LPnfS) Good point... would only add that the document is not responsible for the decline, IMO. We have done that all on our own. A government that can restrain the people, greatly..... well, we have a lot of examples of that, currently, and historically. Presents us with a dilemma. Posted by: kraken at January 17, 2019 02:29 PM (90T4r) 349
OMG, the responses under this...
All about how Pelosi controls the purse strings, about how she's in charge... Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at January 17, 2019 02:25 PM (BD/yx Sure. They said the same thing when Newt was Speaker when Clinton was president I bet.... Posted by: JoeF. at January 17, 2019 02:29 PM (NFEMn) 350
Ultimately no plan could be perfect.
Look at it this way, cultural marxism was *designed* to overcome the society to the founders created. How do you protect against this kind of thing in laws? You can't. You have to rely on the people and frankly the people, collectively, failed Posted by: 18-1 at January 17, 2019 02:29 PM (cRkMZ) 351
Threads like this make Inflatable Scrotum Man seem not so odd after all.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 17, 2019 02:29 PM (FTlwv) 352
All this is just a passing fad...right???
Posted by: Real Woman of the U.S. at January 17, 2019 02:29 PM (xqfqx) 353
I actually like men with side burns...it's my Mr Darcy fetish. My hubby grew his out for a while, just to humor me.. Posted by: IC at January 17, 2019 02:28 PM (a0IVu) Agreed. Posted by: General Burnside at January 17, 2019 02:29 PM (n13/j) Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at January 17, 2019 02:29 PM (BD/yx) 355
I think the people that want to save it are doing so for good reasons...I just don't think it is possible any more.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 17, 2019 02:24 PM (cRkMZ) If it can't be saved, then all those good people with all those good reasons are just putting the work off on their kids instead of themselves. Which would make all those good people pretty damn selfish. I think it's all about those empty store shelves. Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 17, 2019 02:29 PM (fBFz0) 356
What's she going to do, hit him over the head with it? These people think the Speaker controls the President. Ummm, no. Posted by: Hoagie Carmichael at January 17, 2019 02:27 PM (zmIJL) == "The speaker of the house is coequal to the POTUS." Nanzi Palsi Super Genius Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 17, 2019 02:29 PM (pw+jk) 357
Facebook made somewhat veiled threats to the Bee about deplatforming.... and of course a loss of revenue.... the Bee responded by satirizing Facebook, and specifically Zuckerburg, for weeks, unmercifully... obviously not a group run by pansies...
Posted by: kraken at January 17, 2019 02:20 PM (90T4r) The sheer brutal contempt the Bee has for Joel Osteen makes my soul shaped cavity thaw a tiny bit. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 17, 2019 02:29 PM (mf5HN) 358
Needs...... more....... context. Posted by: fixerupper at January 17, 2019 02:25 PM (8XRCm) Hey everybody! We're gonna get laid!!!! Posted by: Sponge at January 17, 2019 02:29 PM (F4u7C) 359
All about how Pelosi controls the purse strings, about how she's in charge...
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at January 17, 2019 02:25 PM But Great White Father in Washington control big metal bird. Posted by: Lizzie Warren at January 17, 2019 02:29 PM (zmIJL) 360
All about how Pelosi controls the purse strings, about how she's in charge...
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at January 17, 2019 02:25 PM (BD/yx) Purse strings to what purse? There's no budget. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 17, 2019 02:29 PM (KUaJL) 361
I think Trump has overstepped the bounds of decency. Left the poor woman stranded on the tarmac. No real man would do such a thing. Posted by: Gillette Guy at January 17, 2019 02:30 PM (jYje5) 362
Her Majesty just got a request to use Max at stud. I told her to tell them, sure, we'll take their money. One problem: Max was shortened by a pair after he finished his championship. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 17, 2019 02:30 PM (BWL+E) 363
Hahaha Pelosi was supposed to leave at 3 pm today. She's probably sitting at the airport right now.
Well they have a Boston Markets at Andrews. Enjoy nancy Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2019 02:30 PM (bim/x) 364
Hahaha Pelosi was supposed to leave at 3 pm today. She's probably sitting at the airport right now.
======================== There's no way that rich c#^t flies commercial, is there? Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 17, 2019 02:30 PM (ty7RM) Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 17, 2019 02:30 PM (208R5) 366
The sheer brutal contempt the Bee has for Joel Osteen makes my soul shaped cavity thaw a tiny bit.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 17, 2019 02:29 PM (mf5HN) The John MacArthur flying elbow drop will live forever as the stuff of legend. Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2019 02:30 PM (NWiLs) 367
es, but he is commander in chief of the Air Force.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 17, 2019 02:24 PM (kUmUV) Yep. They're not quite clear on the significance of the "executive" branch. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 17, 2019 02:28 PM (208R5) It's almost as if they have grudgingly accepted that Trump is in fact "President." But they still don't want him to get to do all the cool stuff that comes with the job..... Posted by: JoeF. at January 17, 2019 02:31 PM (NFEMn) 368
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330 On man-buns: Ninjas get a pass. Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 17, 2019 02:27 PM (t2P6q) Anyone who can kill you in your sleep without being seen, heard, or leaving any trace of ever having been there, other than your corpse, can wear his hair any way he wants. Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2019 02:28 PM (NWiLs) At your service! Posted by: Notorious RBG at January 17, 2019 02:31 PM (ymnmz) 369
Babylon Bee is the next best site after this one.
Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 17, 2019 02:31 PM (CeJUf) 370
Man buns are OK on samurai.
Otherwise, no. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 17, 2019 02:30 PM (208R5) Do they have man buns or do they have the high pony tail cut just past the holder? Posted by: Sponge at January 17, 2019 02:31 PM (F4u7C) 371
Man buns are OK on samurai.
Otherwise, no. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 17, 2019 02:30 PM (208R5) Chonmage Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 17, 2019 02:31 PM (QviAd) 372
Sikhs have man buns too, under their turbans. But definitely not pansy men.
Posted by: IC at January 17, 2019 02:31 PM (a0IVu) 373
Hahaha Pelosi was supposed to leave at 3 pm today. She's probably sitting at the airport right now.
"Now boarding ... no, wait, we're not boarding. Now sitting in the departure lounge, to no purpose, because she's not going anywhere ..." Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 17, 2019 02:31 PM (208R5) 374
I've been at many companies where due to financial difficulties business travel was but on hold, immediately.
But Trump is the first non-leftwing president I've ever seen to fight like this....it is amazing. I remember Obama used shut downs to keep normies out of national monuments and kill vets at the VA. Perhaps Trump really is going to RIF the bureaucrats if the Dems continue to drag their feet... Posted by: 18-1 at January 17, 2019 02:31 PM (cRkMZ) 375
Due to the Shutdown, I am sorry to inform you that your trip to Brussels, Egypt, and Afghanistan has been postponed. We will reschedule this seven-day excursion when the Shutdown is over. In light of the 800,000 great American workers not receiving pay, I am sure you would agree that postponing this public relations event is totally appropriate. I also feel that, during this period, it would be better if you were in Washington negotiating with me and joining the Strong Border Security movement to end the Shutdown. Obviously, if you would like to make your journey by flying commercial, that would certainly be your prerogative.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2019 02:31 PM (bim/x) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 17, 2019 02:31 PM (BWL+E) 377
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es, but he is commander in chief of the Air Force. Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 17, 2019 02:24 PM (kUmUV) Yep. They're not quite clear on the significance of the "executive" branch. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 17, 2019 02:28 PM (208R5) It's almost as if they have grudgingly accepted that Trump is in fact "President." But they still don't want him to get to do all the cool stuff that comes with the job..... Posted by: JoeF. at January 17, 2019 02:31 PM (NFEMn) Dayam. That's a baller move! Posted by: Pen and Phone at January 17, 2019 02:32 PM (ymnmz) 378
The Bee just points out that Joel Osteen is a contemptible worm.... continually....
Posted by: kraken at January 17, 2019 02:32 PM (90T4r) 379
It sounds like it wasn't just Pelosi. It was a whole junket of Congressmen.
This just keep getting better and better. Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2019 02:32 PM (/tuJf) 380
Man buns are OK on samurai.
Otherwise, no. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 17, 2019 02:30 PM (208R5) My japanese knowledge is passing, I'm only like 1/8 weeb, but wasn't the top knot thing exclusively for japanese youths before they hit manhood? Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 17, 2019 02:32 PM (KUaJL) 381
sure the United States is a lot less masculine than it was, however, the least masculine title goes somewhere else. not sure where but the eurotrash / eurofags certainly are higher on the list. then you have Korea, Japan, china, where the men regularly wear makeup, which certainly gets them higher on the list that the United States.
hell, thanks to the internets everyone knows that japanese men cannot even have sex with a woman without five of their best friends. Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2019 02:33 PM (MTjB1) 382
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Report that RB Ginsburg has pneumonia, fighting for life. https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycsbecz2 Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 17, 2019 02:00 PM (if9EY) This is the only source I've seen for this story so I'm going to say "fake news" until it gets to another outlet. Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at January 17, 2019 02:33 PM (RD7QR) 383
Turn those planes back on!!!
Posted by: Granny Rictus at January 17, 2019 02:33 PM (ymnmz) 384
Sikhs have man buns too, under their turbans. But definitely not pansy men.
Posted by: IC at January 17, 2019 02:31 PM (a0IVu) ------ True dat. The reason there's a Punjab is that the Sikhs stomped Muslim ass all over northern India, all the way to modern Pakistan, until they cried uncle and withdrew from Sikh territory. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 17, 2019 02:33 PM (AzW6q) 385
OK I was in a piss poor mood today
The President's move just made my day. Maybe there is a G-D in Heaven Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2019 02:33 PM (bim/x) 386
I just want to point out not all programmers are soy
Posted by: Gonads and Strife at January 17, 2019 02:33 PM (vtd+q) 387
314 If the USA goes under, remember to keep the blueprint... the plan was perfect.
Posted by: kraken Obviously it wasn't. The cultural assumptions of responsible & God fearing people were not written down & thus, legally, could be ignored. _________________ Yes, it matters not how brilliantly the social contract is drafted if one side of your society is composed of amoral scum who will lie, cheat, steal, rig elections, make up new constitutional rights "emanating" from invisible "penumbras," and do anything and everything it takes, no matter how illegal, unethical, and/or immoral, in order to secure power unto themselves. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 17, 2019 02:33 PM (fqUgw) 388
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It sounds like it wasn't just Pelosi. It was a whole junket of Congressmen. This just keep getting better and better. Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2019 02:32 PM (/tuJf) LOL you said Junket of Congressmen Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 17, 2019 02:34 PM (ymnmz) 389
Was that a real letter of Trump saying that Nancy Pelosi couldn't travel and if so how can he do that?
Why was she going to those places anyway-in her role as House Speaker? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2019 02:34 PM (AllCR) 390
379 It sounds like it wasn't just Pelosi. It was a whole junket of Congressmen.
This just keep getting better and better. Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2019 02:32 PM (/tuJf) Beautiful. Maybe Southwest flies to where they want to go. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 17, 2019 02:34 PM (208R5) 391
And the excuse Nancy gave for postponing the SoTU was the budget, so what can she even say about it?
She knew this trip was planned, right? Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at January 17, 2019 02:34 PM (BD/yx) 392
The sheer brutal contempt the Bee has for Joel Osteen makes my soul shaped cavity thaw a tiny bit.
*** It fascinates me that there is a continual cycle in Christianity where something again to the Osteen's "God will make us all rich....like in money" pops up....only to be recognized by the faithful for what it really is some time later.... Posted by: 18-1 at January 17, 2019 02:34 PM (cRkMZ) 393
People put parsley in their gyno-junk? Is that a thing?
Posted by: Peaches at January 17, 2019 02:35 PM (14URa) 394
I think "junket" is a great term for any grouping of multiple Congressmen.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2019 02:35 PM (NWiLs) 395
I think that;'s the prolems with congress and the senate , they believe tax revenue is their personal stashes. as are all the govt agencies .
Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 02:35 PM (zy5Ai) 396
Osteen..... con man.
Posted by: kraken at January 17, 2019 02:35 PM (90T4r) 397
There is an Air Force bus with a police escort idling outside of the Congressional office building.
King of the Trolls. Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2019 02:35 PM (/tuJf) 398
wow what a mess of a post. nevermind.
Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 02:35 PM (zy5Ai) 399
You don't try to out troll PDT. PDT just sent Speaker Pelosi a letter informing her he has cancelled her seven day trip abroad because of the government shutdown. Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 17, 2019 02:35 PM (TAmPV) 400
Hahaha Pelosi was supposed to leave at 3 pm today. She's probably sitting at the airport right now.
======================== >There's no way that rich c#^t flies commercial, is there? Posted by: Brave Sir Robin >>Pepsi- UH I MEan, Pelosi wouldn't fly with people that have crumbs on their wallets. Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at January 17, 2019 02:36 PM (gRbo4) 401
think "junket" is a great term for any grouping of multiple Congressmen.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2019 02:35 PM (NWiLs) I thought it was "Orgy"? Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2019 02:36 PM (bim/x) 402
Trump should have also told Nanzi that she has to buy her own booze from now on out.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 17, 2019 02:36 PM (pw+jk) 403
OK I'm big hearted, I'll send my private jet down to take you to Brussels.
You'll recognized by the giant word TRUMP on the fuselage. Posted by: President Richard Punch at January 17, 2019 02:36 PM (ymnmz) 404
I think it is fair to say that if RBG's health was good the FNM would be rubbing it in all of our faces.
RBG is back and ready to rumble....why should could kick Trump's ass with one hand tied behind her respirator...I mean back! Posted by: 18-1 at January 17, 2019 02:36 PM (cRkMZ) 405
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wow what a mess of a post. nevermind. Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 02:35 PM (zy5Ai) lol, I kinda liked it, willow! And, as alway, you are correct. Posted by: Peaches at January 17, 2019 02:36 PM (14URa) Posted by: Reverend Ike at January 17, 2019 02:36 PM (FTlwv) 407
Babylon Bee is the next best site after this one.
============================ The Mossad (parody acct.), is a pretty damn funny Twitter feed. Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 17, 2019 02:36 PM (ty7RM) 408
Oh... and more comments about how Trump doesn't
understand the separation of powers... and Nancy has "work reasons" to leave the country? Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at January 17, 2019 02:27 PM (BD/yx) What the hell is she going to Afghanistan for? Haven't our troops suffered enough? Remember the last time she was speaker, and she had her private jet (Air Force) privileges yanked? She also requested champagne and chocolate-covered strawberries on every flight. What a queen. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2019 02:37 PM (ptqGC) 409
Men would look better just to keep their hair longer instead of wearing the man bun-What is the purpose of that-to keep hair out of your eyes or something?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2019 02:37 PM (AllCR) 410
Meanwhile...we have a real, unabashed ALPHA MALE in the White House!
Here's is President Trump's EPIC beatdown of Speaker Pe-louse-y: https://tinyurl.com/ydhnbcrq Posted by: RondinellaMamma at January 17, 2019 02:37 PM (9Ni3Z) 411
Also, help me understand the thing about putting stuff in your vagina that isn't attached to a man?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 17, 2019 02:37 PM (ty7RM) 412
Southwest Airlines: *ding* You are now free to leave the country. Oh, wait. Mrs. Pelosi, please return to check-in with a different credit card. The first one was declined. Posted by: Newest Nic at January 17, 2019 02:37 PM (jYje5) 413
Sage, rosemary and thyme still undergoing clinical trials.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 17, 2019 02:38 PM (Ct55T) 414
Remember when Pelosi went to visit troops in A-stan for Mother's Day.
Talk about a sick sense of humor. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 17, 2019 02:38 PM (AzW6q) 415
Yes, it matters not how brilliantly the social
contract is drafted if one side of your society is composed of amoral scum who will lie, cheat, steal, rig elections, make up new constitutional rights "emanating" from invisible "penumbras," and do anything and everything it takes, no matter how illegal, unethical, and/or immoral, in order to secure power unto themselves. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 17, 2019 02:33 PM (fqUgw) They started breaking that contract before the ink was dry. Even among the ratifiers - you had those who immediately went about trying to expand the roles of the Federal Government. I think the Anti-Federalists had it right. They never should have ratified it. And those who warned that the Bill of Rights would end up being a weapon against the Citizenry turned out to be correct. I don't care how "perfect" you write a set of Rules. It is the nature of Man to pervert that shit, by hook or crook, to his own desires. Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 17, 2019 02:38 PM (fBFz0) 416
Peaches, ha I remember falling into this room, a few years ago, and you were my lifeline to this mess of despotic weirdos.
thank you. and of course your heart is golden to me. Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 02:38 PM (zy5Ai) 417
What is the purpose of that-to keep hair out of your eyes or something?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2019 02:37 PM (AllCR) I think it's to cover a bald spot Posted by: espanostifer at January 17, 2019 02:38 PM (aqQTM) 418
OK I'm big hearted, I'll send my private jet down to take you to Brussels. You'll recognized by the giant word TRUMP on the fuselage. Posted by: President Richard Punch at January 17, 2019 02:36 PM (ymnmz) Lol Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2019 02:38 PM (ptqGC) 419
409 Men would look better just to keep their hair longer instead of wearing the man bun-What is the purpose of that-to keep hair out of your eyes or something?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2019 02:37 PM (AllCR) Gives their boyfriends something to hold on to. Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2019 02:38 PM (NWiLs) 420
Dear Ms Pelosi, in light of the recent and shocking cancellation of your trip through the US Government, perhaps we could humbly suggest our airline?
We have yet to have one passenger tell us anything bad about our flight after landing. Not one! Posted by: Pinochet Airlines at January 17, 2019 02:38 PM (cRkMZ) 421
God, I love Trump. In a totally non-gay way, but I love him.
I love the way he shortsheets the Reds at every opportunity. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 17, 2019 02:39 PM (208R5) 422
REAL manliness is the courage to fly planes into skyscrapers.
Posted by: Bill Maher at January 17, 2019 02:39 PM (zmIJL) 423
411 Also, help me understand the thing about putting stuff in your vagina that isn't attached to a man?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 17, 2019 02:37 PM (ty7RM) Like strap-ons? Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2019 02:39 PM (NWiLs) 424
She also requested champagne and chocolate-covered strawberries on every flight. She'll ask for champagne and chocolate-covered strawberries. She'll settle for a bag nasty. She'll get peanuts and warm Diet Mountain Dew. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 17, 2019 02:39 PM (BWL+E) 425
>>>http://bit.ly/2AQuYUm
******* DJT letter to San Fran Nan ! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BURN LOLOLOLOL, is that real?? Posted by: Max Power at January 17, 2019 02:39 PM (q177U) 426
Some things just can't be beet.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2019 02:25 PM (NWiLs) Carrot to explain? Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 17, 2019 02:40 PM (t6MX/) 427
Jane her designs i'm sure are not pure, for the country .
reminds me of the Iraq? tip they took right before the war? Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 02:40 PM (zy5Ai) 428
409 Men would look better just to keep their hair longer instead of wearing the man bun-What is the purpose of that-to keep hair out of your eyes or something?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2019 02:37 PM (AllCR) wayyy back in the day, when i used to have long hair, i'd pull it back into a ponytail but not pull the final wrap of the hair-tie all the way through. Kinda like a folded over ponytail. Just to keep it out of the way of whatever I was doing. Then the whole "man-bun" thing became... a thing. At which point I cut my hair short and never looked back. Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 17, 2019 02:40 PM (Ct55T) 429
OK I'm big hearted, I'll send my private jet down to take you to Brussels.
You'll recognized by the giant word TRUMP on the fuselage. LOL I flew out of LGA last week..It was right there in all it's Glory Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2019 02:40 PM (bim/x) 430
What the hell is she going to Afghanistan for? Haven't our troops suffered enough?
+++ To continue McCain's work with ISIS Posted by: Total Control Racist at January 17, 2019 02:40 PM (Tdadx) 431
She'll get peanuts and warm Diet Mountain Dew.
___ A word of advice Nancy, if Michelle offers you some warm, flat Mt Dew "straight from the tap" don't drink it. Just...don't. Posted by: Barack Obama at January 17, 2019 02:40 PM (cRkMZ) 432
>>enough?
Remember the last time she was speaker, and she had her private jet (Air Force) privileges yanked? She also requested champagne and chocolate-covered strawberries on every flight IIRC, she had a huge bar tab for the Speaker's plane last time she was in charge, thanks to all her family and friends hitching rides on it - like, close to $100k spent just on booze. Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2019 02:40 PM (W+vEI) 433
Some things just can't be beet. Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2019 02:25 PM (NWiLs) Carrot to explain? Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 17, 2019 02:40 PM (t6MX/) It's thyme for this to stop!! Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 17, 2019 02:41 PM (BWL+E) 434
Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 02:38 PM (zy5Ai)
Wow, willow. I might be blushing here. I did think, when I read your post, whoa, guess I'm not really drinking alone today. Posted by: Peaches at January 17, 2019 02:41 PM (14URa) 435
you had those who immediately went about trying to expand the roles of the Federal Government.
----- CJ John Marshall brutally ass-raped Article III almost immediately. I've always thought that, after Jefferson's election, Marshall knew his hopes of running for President were over, and just grabbed as much power as he could since Chief Justice wasn't a stepping stone, but his future. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 17, 2019 02:41 PM (AzW6q) 436
Men would look better just to keep their hair longer instead of wearing the man bun-What is the purpose of that-to keep hair out of your eyes or something?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2019 02:37 PM (AllCR) Gives their boyfriends something to hold on to. Posted by: Insomniac Like a saddle horn. Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 02:41 PM (tHAoL) Posted by: In Vivo Veritits at January 17, 2019 02:41 PM (n2qRY) 438
"Due to the Shutdown, I am sorry to inform you that your trip to Brussels, Egypt and Afghanistan has been postponed," Trump wrote in a letter to the top House Democrat. "We will reschedule this seven-day excursion when the Shutdown is over."
Posted by: Neo at January 17, 2019 02:41 PM (ZcS8q) 439
She'll get peanuts and warm Diet Mountain Dew.
___ A word of advice Nancy, if Michelle offers you some warm, flat Mt Dew "straight from the tap" don't drink it. Just...don't. Posted by: Barack Obama at January 17, 2019 02:40 PM (cRkMZ) I think salad would do. Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 02:41 PM (zy5Ai) 440
Hope Nancy has TSApre
Posted by: Jean at January 17, 2019 02:42 PM (sFO1P) 441
There was a time when people thought men's hair should be shorter than women's. It was like three years ago. Ok really twenty years ago but you get my point. Anyway, they can do what they want, dress how they will. But I wish they learned some history, that would help a lot.
Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2019 02:42 PM (n13/j) 442
"Due to the Shutdown, I am sorry to inform you that your trip to Brussels, Egypt and Afghanistan has been postponed," Trump wrote in a letter to the top House Democrat. "We will reschedule this seven-day excursion when the Shutdown is over."
Posted by: Neo at January 17, 2019 02:41 PM (ZcS8q) The Golden Scalp Weasel strikes again! Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Globalist Griefs - Two for One - at The Outrage Outlet! at January 17, 2019 02:42 PM (hLRSq) 443
Perhaps I could interest Trump in my proposal for middle east affairs?
Rubble doesn't make trouble....and hey guys....no trouble....no rubble. It seems pretty simple...and cheap. An overflight of B-52s really isn't that expensive...certainty less then the life of one American solider... Posted by: 18-1 at January 17, 2019 02:42 PM (cRkMZ) 444
Peaches me? Look I get up at 1 a.m this is past dinner for me!
Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 02:42 PM (zy5Ai) 445
.@SpeakerPelosi CoDel was scheduled to leave at 3pm, when @realDonaldTrump informed her that it was postponed.
cst. https://twitter.com/johnrobertsFox/status/1085982411270381573 Posted by: Mittens Romney AKA John McCain at January 17, 2019 02:42 PM (BqBId) 446
Parsley in your vagina!? No. Only beef. All beef diet baby.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 17, 2019 02:42 PM (GRvpI) 447
Some things just can't be beet.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2019 02:25 PM (NWiLs) Carrot to explain? Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 17, 2019 02:40 PM (t6MX/) It's thyme for this to stop!! Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 17, 2019 02:41 PM (BWL+E) This thread is getting peppered with culinary puns. Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 17, 2019 02:43 PM (Ct55T) 448
I think the Anti-Federalists had it right. They never should have ratified it. And those who warned that the Bill of Rights would end up being a weapon against the Citizenry turned out to be correct.
I don't care how "perfect" you write a set of Rules. It is the nature of Man to pervert that shit, by hook or crook, to his own desires. Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 17, 2019 02:38 PM (fBFz0) The tariffs and sniping between states prior was unsustainable, that would've dissolved into a number of states and eventually European style constant war. The US has done pretty well. Posted by: Someguy at January 17, 2019 02:43 PM (h5Df3) 449
Used to wear my hair long... had a beard too... never a thought to having a man bun... trying to decide if that was nature, or nurture....
Posted by: kraken at January 17, 2019 02:43 PM (90T4r) 450
@SpeakerPelosi CoDel was scheduled to leave at 3pm, when @realDonaldTrump informed her that it was postponed.
Heads must be exploding on CNN, MSNBC Posted by: McCool at January 17, 2019 02:43 PM (Izjjo) 451
I do love it that Nan takes a great big crap in Trump's punch bowl and then tries to blow town.
Then Trump is like "Not so fast, watch this"...... Boom an upper decker right back at her about a day after he's loaded up with double whappers with cheese with the national champs. The man is always planning. Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 17, 2019 02:44 PM (ymnmz) 452
NOOD! Bold Red!
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 17, 2019 02:44 PM (9B/d8) 453
It's thyme for this to stop!!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 17, 2019 02:41 PM (BWL+E) This could curry on forever. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 17, 2019 02:44 PM (t6MX/) 454
IIRC, she had a huge bar tab for the Speaker's plane
last time she was in charge, thanks to all her family and friends hitching rides on it - like, close to $100k spent just on booze. Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2019 02:40 PM (W+vEI) She really is a nasty, entitled piece of work. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2019 02:44 PM (ptqGC) 455
kraken, back in the day when my spouse was a 20 yr old, he and his pals used to blow dry their hair.
lmro Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 02:45 PM (zy5Ai) 456
please please please let there be footage of her stomping through the airport in a huff.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 17, 2019 02:45 PM (ymnmz) 457
"you look at my blow drier you're done"lol
Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 02:45 PM (zy5Ai) 458
'Last minute change in plans'. One thing I do know about women... they hate those five words with an unbridled passion. Posted by: Newest Nic at January 17, 2019 02:45 PM (jYje5) 459
450 @SpeakerPelosi CoDel was scheduled to leave at 3pm, when @realDonaldTrump informed her that it was postponed.
Heads must be exploding on CNN, MSNBC Posted by: McCool at January 17, 2019 02:43 PM (Izjjo) Someone has claimed she was on the bus to go when he canceled the trip. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 17, 2019 02:46 PM (208R5) 460
I don't see adding parsley as being a problem...
Posted by: Lord Douchebag at January 17, 2019 02:46 PM (e1q4h) 461
newest pretty much, we like to plan what we're wearing and if we smile or not.
Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 02:47 PM (zy5Ai) 462
Someone has claimed she was on the bus to go when he canceled the trip.
====== HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Bitch. Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 17, 2019 02:47 PM (vg8iE) 463
I don't care how "perfect" you write a set of Rules. It is the nature of Man to pervert that shit, by hook or crook, to his own desires.
Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 17, 2019 02:38 PM (fBFz0) I am hugely fond of the Humans Are Space Australians genre of fic and there's one about how the rest of the Universe goes by the spirit of the treaties because of issues with translation and the like. Not so much humans. Aliens: "Hey! You can't have a space armada like that! Those were banned by the treaty!" Humans: "No, no, no, the treaty only banned destroyers which are defined as 3,000 meters in length and carrying phased plasma weapons. These are frigates that are 2,998 meters in length and have solar weapons. Totally not banned. Also we are maintaining all 1,000 of them 3.12 parsecs out from your planetary space so we are not violating the 3 parsec territorial limitation. We come in peace." Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 17, 2019 02:48 PM (mf5HN) 464
462 Someone has claimed she was on the bus to go when he canceled the trip.
====== HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Bitch. Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 17, 2019 02:47 PM (vg8iE) Can you imagine the scene? She and her comrades (?) are packed and sitting on the bus, amped up ready to depart when they find out they're not going anywhere, and have to return home and unpack again. Beautiful. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 17, 2019 02:50 PM (208R5) 465
I simply pray that this letter is real and not a hoax. And "As you know I am not a religious man. Henceforth I shall pray nightly that the God that killed Cain and squashed Sampson that He comes out of retirement and gets back into practice on the Democrats."
I may have changed something. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Globalist Griefs - Two for One - at The Outrage Outlet! at January 17, 2019 02:50 PM (hLRSq) 466
I think salad would do.
Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 02:41 PM (zy5Ai) only if the salad was 'tossed'
Posted by: random 467
The tariffs and sniping between states prior was unsustainable, that would've dissolved into a number of states and eventually European style constant war. The US has done pretty well.
Posted by: Someguy at January 17, 2019 02:43 PM (h5Df3) You love you some Perfect Union. I get it. I don't. Let It Burn. Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 17, 2019 02:51 PM (nFitA) 468
Humans: "No, no, no, the treaty only banned destroyers which are defined as 3,000 meters in length and carrying phased plasma weapons. These are frigates that are 2,998 meters in length and have solar weapons. Totally not banned. Also we are maintaining all 1,000 of them 3.12 parsecs out from your planetary space so we are not violating the 3 parsec territorial limitation. We come in peace."
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 17, 2019 02:48 PM (mf5HN) Which is why it is imperative not to get too specific in negotiating with an adversary. If he knows exactly where the line is, he can game the agreement. I call it "the minefield scenario." If you know exactly where the minefield begins, you can dance right next to it. But if you only know there's a minefield roughly in the vicinity, you stay well away from the whole area. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 17, 2019 02:52 PM (208R5) 469
IIRC, she had a huge bar tab for the Speaker's plane last time she was in charge, thanks to all her family and friends hitching rides on it - like, close to $100k spent just on booze.
____________ I remember that. And Pelosi is a multi-millionaire, thanks in no small part to all the special provisions she has written into tax laws to benefit her and her husband's businesses. And then the crooked bitch sticks taxpayers with additional 6-figure bills to provide first-class hootch for all her free-loading friends and relatives riding for "free" on her taxpayer-funded plane. F*cking corrupt government parasites. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 17, 2019 02:53 PM (fqUgw) Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2019 02:55 PM (bim/x) 471
My conversations with left leaning LIVs....
All these congresspeople just game the system for them and their friends...they suck! We can do better! [LIVs] YES GET RID OF THEM ALL! Also my conversations with the same LIVs I can't believe that old crook Pelosi is back in charge of the House [LIVs] SHE WILL SAVE US FROM ORANGEMAN WITH HER PURITY and RIGHTEOUSNESS Posted by: 18-1 at January 17, 2019 02:55 PM (cRkMZ) 472
Being in my 70's and follicular challenged, I am triggered by show off man buns.
Posted by: Anchovy at January 17, 2019 02:58 PM (B3kya) 473
I am beginning to understand the recent report stating that most men would rather have sex with a robot than a real woman.
Posted by: Shrugged at January 17, 2019 10:46 PM (4mRgb) 474
The attacks on masculinity are straight out of C.S. Lewis's Screwtape Letters.
We direct the fashionable outcry of each generation against those vices of which it is least in danger and fix its approval on the virtue nearest to that vice which we are trying to make endemic. Posted by: Bob at January 18, 2019 10:38 AM (pQyld) 475
Masculinity in the past also brought home the mammoth and deer supper the hide and fur for warmth and ran off the cave bears and sabertooth cats so women, children and soy boys could enjoy not getting eaten.
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