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Is This Something?

This is real.

The Fake Ghostbusters movie of 2016 does not exist in the real Ghostbusters universe and it will be ignored. Which is fair, because the 2016 fake Ghostbusters movie pretended the real Ghostbusters movie didn't exist.

But the shill NPC media told me Fake Ghostbusters was like super-popular and made lots of money and only incel haters didn't like it... And I know they must be telling the truth -- they're the media. They never lie.

So now I don't know what to think!

Here's another Is This Something?, but I know what everyone's answer will be.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:51 PM




Comments

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1 If they are going to make this, they better make Ghost Egon.

Posted by: Pete in TX at January 17, 2019 12:48 PM (2RBkF)

2 Meh. Don't go to movies. Don't send those asshats any money.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at January 17, 2019 12:49 PM (Ow8WE)

3 I would watch John Wick III

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 17, 2019 12:49 PM (cqNba)

4 This is real."

Jewish?

*get it? "is real"

Nvermnd.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 17, 2019 12:49 PM (6qErC)

5 ha!

and winston, please email mark andrew edwards at his nic for info on a PNWMoMe

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2019 12:50 PM (d7Ww2)

6 Top Ten!

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at January 17, 2019 12:50 PM (CHi6V)

7 I'm okay with this remake, if not excited. As others have said, the original had all the right elements to make it what it was, cast, direction ,writing.

Still, if it succeeds in flushing the gawdawful grrl power version, all the better.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 17, 2019 12:50 PM (xPJvm)

8 Keanu Reevs has found his metier, I think.... he showed early promise in Speed.....

Posted by: kraken at January 17, 2019 12:51 PM (90T4r)

9 Fran Liebowitz, some years ago was writing about movies. She said that people who calm them, "Films", are usually under the influence of university professors or want to be considered serious.
Her question, "How serious can some be to be pretentious about an activity designed to sell popcorn?"

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at January 17, 2019 12:52 PM (Ow8WE)

10 Eh. Maybe I'll stream it sometime later. I'm usually disappointed by part three of most any movie.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at January 17, 2019 12:52 PM (RD7QR)

11

I think.... he showed early promise in Speed.....


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Who. That was WAY back when Sandra Bullock was cute.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 17, 2019 12:52 PM (8XRCm)

12 I thought I saw on Red Letter Media that Ivan Reitman's son is helming the Ghostbusters movie.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at January 17, 2019 12:52 PM (PFy0L)

13 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 17, 2019 12:53 PM (x98e1)

14 Oh my. Cannot. Wait. For. JW3!!

Posted by: Tuna at January 17, 2019 12:53 PM (Phln5)

15 I heard the new Ghost Busters blew chunks.

Posted by: Vic at January 17, 2019 12:53 PM (mpXpK)

16 I thought John Wick was done? Does he have a new dog?

Posted by: Someguy at January 17, 2019 12:53 PM (h5Df3)

17 I may be the only man who is a man's man and a manly kind of man who just didn't get Ghostbusters.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 17, 2019 12:53 PM (fuK7c)

18 have seen the wick flicks, they are ok, but pretty much the same from movie to movie.

Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 12:53 PM (zy5Ai)

19 Yeah... " Aliens 3".... the sequel from Hell....

Posted by: kraken at January 17, 2019 12:53 PM (90T4r)

20 John Wick 3? Oh yes please.

No more trans fluid Ruby Rose? Yes please. Twice on Sunday.

Halle Berry?? I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2019 12:53 PM (pUDQf)

21 Thanks nurse. I will do so!
We have about 3" of snow here in E-burg. I'm hoping it clears enough for the eclipse Sunday night.
Sorry for the O/T folks

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at January 17, 2019 12:53 PM (Ow8WE)

22 Her question, "How serious can some be to be pretentious about an activity designed to sell popcorn?"

Which, oddly enough, can be redone vis a vis the previous thread's Googly.

"how serious ... about an activity designed to find pron?"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 17, 2019 12:53 PM (6qErC)

23 (Applies straight razor to Reeves' eyeball until it reaches 'wire edge' status).

Huh. Nothin' to this straight-razor game.

Posted by: Zod, channelling Salvador Dali at January 17, 2019 12:53 PM (Bdeb0)

24 Meh to both. I hate remakes/sequels

Except Godfather 2, of course.

Posted by: Boswell at January 17, 2019 12:53 PM (32YRo)

25 I haven't watched a movie in a theater since 2009. I won't be seeing this there no matter what.

Still, if they're going to do it I hope they keep it free of SJWs.

I think there would be dancing in the streets if they just delivered a good mix of funny and slight horrorish elements and kept the retarded shit out of it. The absence of Harold Ramis will definitely detract from the finished product regardless.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 17, 2019 12:53 PM (4ErVI)

26 Bander, than' who ya gonna call?'

Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 12:53 PM (zy5Ai)

27 8 Keanu Reevs has found his metier, I think.... he showed early promise in Speed.....
Posted by: kraken at January 17, 2019 12:51 PM (90T4r)

metier < metyer (Old Norman) < *gwkrgthrk (Proto-IE); "blowin' muthaf*ckas up for reasons"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 17, 2019 12:53 PM (Ct55T)

28 Oh my. Cannot. Wait. For. JW3!!
Posted by: Tuna at January 17, 2019 12:53 PM (Phln5)

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They did a JabberWockie 2???

Posted by: fixerupper at January 17, 2019 12:54 PM (8XRCm)

29 "How serious can some be to be pretentious about an activity designed to sell popcorn?"

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at January 17, 2019 12:52 PM (Ow8WE)

JuJu Bees and Milk Duds

Posted by: BignJames at January 17, 2019 12:54 PM (cxHbL)

30 They stole his Schwinn and killed his hamster. His path to revenge will be bloody.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2019 12:54 PM (NWiLs)

31 Wont lie.

my nips got hard at John Wick 3.

Posted by: Blanco at January 17, 2019 12:54 PM (QGdDN)

32 So Ghostbusters is now a family with a tranny daughter?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 17, 2019 12:54 PM (hjaPQ)

33 (Applies straight razor to Reeves' eyeball until it reaches 'wire edge' status).


That was Un Chien Andalou by Salvador Dali and that other guy.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 17, 2019 12:54 PM (fuK7c)

34 25
I haven't watched a movie in a theater since 2009. I won't be seeing this there no matter what.



Still, if they're going to do it I hope they keep it free of SJWs.



I think there would be dancing in the streets if they just delivered
a good mix of funny and slight horrorish elements and kept the retarded
shit out of it. The absence of Harold Ramis will definitely detract
from the finished product regardless.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 17, 2019 12:53 PM (4ErVI)

Gotcha beat. I haven't watched one in a theater since 1980.

Posted by: Vic at January 17, 2019 12:55 PM (mpXpK)

35 John Wick 3: John Kills Everyone

Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2019 12:55 PM (/tuJf)

36 BREAKING: Tom Marino (R-PA12), who just began his fifth term in the U.S. Congress, has announced his resignation effective Jan. 23.

"Having spent over two decades serving the public, I have chosen to take a position in the private sector where I can use both my legal and business experience to create jobs around the nation"

Posted by: SMOD at January 17, 2019 12:55 PM (QkjLD)

37 Joan Collins!

Posted by: zeera at January 17, 2019 12:55 PM (+UeSQ)

38
Yeah... " Aliens 3".... the sequel from Hell....
Posted by: kraken at January 17, 2019 12:53 PM (90T4r)

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*pedantic hat on*


Thats "Alien 3"


*pedantic hat off*

Posted by: fixerupper at January 17, 2019 12:55 PM (8XRCm)

39 Ms. Berry?
Le Fap.



Posted by: dananjcon at January 17, 2019 12:55 PM (xqfqx)

40
Fran Liebowitz, some years ago was writing about movies. She said that people who calm them, "Films", are usually under the influence of university professors or want to be considered serious.

How much of modern culture is driven by people who are socially anxious? As in, you won't shine at dinners or parties if you haven't read such-and-so author or watched such-and-so TV series or movie or don't listen to such-and-so group.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 17, 2019 12:55 PM (BWL+E)

41 Hey, I read watched the content!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 17, 2019 12:56 PM (+y/Ru)

42 I prefer matrtix to wick.

Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 12:56 PM (zy5Ai)

43 I'll check 'em both out, once I can see them for free.

I'm sorry that Ramis is gone, but if still alive he'd of needed a Ghostbusters suit in extra fat.

*the fate of Staypuft's remains can be assumed*

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 17, 2019 12:56 PM (Z4rgH)

44 Going O/T early but thought this worthy to post:
Speaker Pelosi on demanding Trump not deliver a SOTU until the government is opened:
"He thinks it is okay not to pay people who do work," Pelosi said. "I don't."
Now head over to Speaker Pelosi's page looking for interns.
https://tinyurl.com/ybyx7ynm
Don't they work? Yet they go unpaid? Huh.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 17, 2019 12:56 PM (jxbfJ)

45 Is this something?

Knowing Hollywood, Ghostbusters will be a bust and, therefore, nothing that will be made into something through the alchemists of SJW critical theory.

As for John Wick? Might be something. Probably short on plot, long on shooting, explosions and mayhem, though.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 17, 2019 12:56 PM (qC1Sy)

46 JW3 is massively overflowing with toxic masculinity. I will partake of well done fake gunplay.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2019 12:56 PM (pUDQf)

47 >>That was Un Chien Andalou by Salvador Dali and that other guy. Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 17, 2019 12:54 PM (fuK7c)

Yes. See my handle.

Then, kneel.

Posted by: Zod, channelling Salvador Dali at January 17, 2019 12:56 PM (Bdeb0)

48 I just have a thing for violent action movies.... maybe it stems from aan early exposure to " A Clockwok Orange"....

Posted by: kraken at January 17, 2019 12:56 PM (90T4r)

49 I'm adopting a wait and see attitude to anything regarding franchise reboots these days, but "Relax, I found the car" is so easily interpreted as a shiv to the Lady Ghostbusters flop ... I'm optimistic.

Posted by: Geoff Flakey at January 17, 2019 12:56 PM (pPQeR)

50 Oh it's real, baby!
youtu.be/3ZwQRCkKxNE?t=1

Posted by: Fritz at January 17, 2019 12:56 PM (2Mnv1)

51 "Fran Liebowitz, some years ago was writing about movies. She said that people who calm them, "Films", are usually under the influence of university professors or want to be considered serious.
Her question, "How serious can some be to be pretentious about an activity designed to sell popcorn?"

Is this Fawn Liebowitz' sister? Sad about the kiln accident...

Posted by: Boswell at January 17, 2019 12:57 PM (32YRo)

52 John Wick 2 and 3 are feeling like Matrix 2 and 3 for me?

The originals, awesome.
Pretend like the sequels never happened.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2019 12:57 PM (W+vEI)

53 I enjoy not going to movies.

Posted by: Chris M at January 17, 2019 12:57 PM (eAZVt)

54 I wanna grow
grow up to be
be a debaser.

(debaser.)

Posted by: Blackie Francis at January 17, 2019 12:58 PM (Ct55T)

55 Yes. See my handle.


Ah. Missed that. Nice touch.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 17, 2019 12:58 PM (fuK7c)

56 "As for John Wick? Might be something. Probably short on plot, long on shooting, explosions and mayhem, though.""

That's the whole point of the movie. Mayhem and more mayhem.

Posted by: Tuna at January 17, 2019 12:58 PM (Phln5)

57 Peter Venkman, "Don't take this personally, Egon, but which side are you on now?"

Posted by: Pete in TX at January 17, 2019 12:58 PM (2RBkF)

58 42 I prefer matrtix to wick.

Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 12:56 PM (zy5Ai)


Ditto. But the Wachowski Sisters are more likely to make 116 Candles than Matrix 4.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 17, 2019 12:58 PM (Z4rgH)

59 >>aan early exposure to " A Clockwok Orange"....
Posted by: kraken at January 17, 2019 12:56 PM (90T4r)

Anthony Burgess was a superb novelist. Shame that he's only known for that title.

Posted by: Zod at January 17, 2019 12:59 PM (Bdeb0)

60 Probably short on plot, long on shooting, explosions and mayhem, though."

So it's worth seeing, then.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 17, 2019 12:59 PM (6qErC)

61 Is this something?

I dunno. Call someone!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 17, 2019 12:59 PM (EYwhF)

62 57 Peter Venkman, "Don't take this personally, Egon, but which side are you on now?"

Posted by: Pete in TX at January 17, 2019 12:58 PM (2RBkF)

That would work very well. Can they do CGI of him? I don't know if they've got enough unused footage from the previous films to pull it off.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 17, 2019 01:00 PM (4ErVI)

63 "46 JW3 is massively overflowing with toxic masculinity. "

Very, very toxic thank goodness.

Posted by: Tuna at January 17, 2019 01:00 PM (Phln5)

64 61 Is this something?

I dunno. Call someone!
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 17, 2019 12:59 PM (EYwhF)

All i know is: it's strange. and it don't look good.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 17, 2019 01:00 PM (Ct55T)

65 It will probably be a better movie than Titanic Part II

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 17, 2019 01:00 PM (0TYt/)

66 56 "As for John Wick? Might be something. Probably short on plot, long on shooting, explosions and mayhem, though.""

That's the whole point of the movie. Mayhem and more mayhem.
Posted by: Tuna at January 17, 2019 12:58 PM (Phln5)

It's a glorious ballet of violence.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2019 01:00 PM (NWiLs)

67 Boswell. No, I don't think so. She was popular in NYC in the '80's-90's last century. Very lesbian but could be funny in her writing. In person, not so much. She did seem to enjoy skewering the, "Intellectual" class though. She's very Lefty so no doubt a douche but I can admire good writing when I trip over it.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at January 17, 2019 01:01 PM (Ow8WE)

68 I was going to say John Wick 3 couldn't be worse than John Wick 2 then I saw him in a horse chase and with a super girl partner.

Now a toss up.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 17, 2019 01:01 PM (2DOZq)

69 What made John Wick good was finally paying attention to what real gun work is supposed to look like. Even down to the right amount of bullets per gun/rifle. Not like those other movies where the good guy shoots 27 rounds out of his six shooter without reloading.

Keanu practiced hard with some serious people and got it down cold. His shotgun work in 2 is most impressive.

Attention to detail matters to us dudes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2019 01:01 PM (pUDQf)

70 It will probably be a better movie than Titanic Part II"

Raise the Titanic?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 17, 2019 01:01 PM (6qErC)

71 >>48 I just have a thing for violent action movies.... Posted by: kraken at January 17, 2019 12:56 PM (90T4r)

This. Especially those that don't have a nice, tidy ending.

Posted by: Zod at January 17, 2019 01:01 PM (Bdeb0)

72 I reread " A Clockwork Orange" as an older guy.... saw things from a different perspective... would heartily recommend rereadings of books to anyone...

Posted by: kraken at January 17, 2019 01:01 PM (90T4r)

73 60 Probably short on plot, long on shooting, explosions and mayhem, though."

So it's worth seeing, then.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 17, 2019 12:59 PM (6qErC)
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Probably no nudity, though. In case that might have an affect on your decision when it comes to seeing John Wick.

Just trying to make sure you have all the facts so you can make an informed decision.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 17, 2019 01:02 PM (qC1Sy)

74 69 What made John Wick good was finally paying attention to what real gun work is supposed to look like. Even down to the right amount of bullets per gun/rifle. Not like those other movies where the good guy shoots 27 rounds out of his six shooter without reloading.

Keanu practiced hard with some serious people and got it down cold. His shotgun work in 2 is most impressive.

Attention to detail matters to us dudes.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2019 01:01 PM (pUDQf)

^This. And he worked HARD to get his gun-handling skills to look professional.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2019 01:02 PM (NWiLs)

75 Fran Liebowitz, some years ago was writing about movies. She said that people who calm them, "Films", are usually under the influence of university professors or want to be considered serious

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It was a shame what happened to her daughter in that kiln explosion.

Posted by: josephistan at January 17, 2019 01:02 PM (7HtZB)

76 Not really into either movie franchise.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at January 17, 2019 01:02 PM (Tdadx)

77 Boswell. No, I don't think so. She was popular in NYC in the '80's-90's last century. Very lesbian but could be funny in her writing. In person, not so much. She did seem to enjoy skewering the, "Intellectual" class though. She's very Lefty so no doubt a douche but I can admire good writing when I trip over it.

Posted by: Winston

Hi Winston - yes, I shouldn't be so snarky, I have heard of her, she was indeed of the left. I was making an obscure reference to something else.. way too obscure!

Posted by: Boswell at January 17, 2019 01:03 PM (32YRo)

78 >>72 I reread " A Clockwork Orange" as an older guy.... saw things from a different perspective... would heartily recommend rereadings of books to anyone...Posted by: kraken at January 17, 2019 01:01 PM (90T4r)

If you haven't already, consider trying some of his other stuff. "The Doctor Is In" is a stitch, and "Kingdom of the Wicked" is good. All his work is solid, even "Earthly Powers."

Posted by: Zod at January 17, 2019 01:03 PM (Bdeb0)

79 This is real."

Jewish?

*get it? "is real"

Nvermnd.

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[Rep. Ilhan] Omar [(SS, Minn.)] Defends Anti-Israel Tweet: 'I Don't Know How My Comments Could Be Offensive to Jewish Americans'

In 2012, Omar tweeted that "Israel has hypnotized the world," calling its behavior "evil."

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Yeah, I don't know how the world wide Jewish conspiracy could be offended by that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 17, 2019 01:03 PM (+y/Ru)

80 John Wick 2 was not as good as the first one, but I still enjoyed it. Will see Chapter 3.

Posted by: Darth Randall at January 17, 2019 01:04 PM (p0nVR)

81 It's a glorious ballet of violence.


Well, now it's time to throw down. John Wick is a thoroughly stupid movie with a stupid premise. (This, btw, is not an alexthechick endorsed opinion.)


You want violence as pure poetry you want The Raid.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 17, 2019 01:04 PM (fuK7c)

82 71 >>48 I just have a thing for violent action movies.... Posted by: kraken at January 17, 2019 12:56 PM (90T4r)

This. Especially those that don't have a nice, tidy ending.

Posted by: Zod at January 17, 2019 01:01 PM (Bdeb0)

Yep. The 1980s were a great time for them too and I'm not talking about Arnie or Stallone flicks. Lots of great b movies. A forgotten pair seems to be the 48 Hours flicks with Eddie Murphy and Nick Nolte. The second one was pretty violent, moreso than the first one if memory serves.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 17, 2019 01:04 PM (4ErVI)

83 Probably no nudity, though. In case that might have an affect on your decision when it comes to seeing John Wick.

Just trying to make sure you have all the facts so you can make an informed decision.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 17, 2019 01:02 PM (qC1Sy)


That's okay. Berry's scene from Swordfish is forever etched in my brain. I can photoshop on the fly.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2019 01:04 PM (pUDQf)

84 I was never a big Ghostbusters fan. It was just meh to me. I would prefer Murray in Meatballs sequel if I had a choice.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 17, 2019 01:04 PM (2DOZq)

85 John Wick doesn't use Gillette I bet.

Posted by: AkRonin at January 17, 2019 01:04 PM (mPYZy)

86 Probably no nudity, though."

Well, can't have everything.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 17, 2019 01:05 PM (6qErC)

87 [Rep. Ilhan] Omar [(SS, Minn.)] Defends Anti-Israel Tweet: 'I Don't Know How My Comments Could Be Offensive to Jewish Americans'

In 2012, Omar tweeted that "Israel has hypnotized the world," calling its behavior "evil."

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Yeah, I don't know how the world wide Jewish conspiracy could be offended by that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 17, 2019 01:03 PM (+y/Ru)

Hypnotism is an ancient Jewish custom much respected by their Arab Sunni neighbors.

Posted by: Someguy at January 17, 2019 01:05 PM (h5Df3)

88 Thanks Zod.... will check them out..... I read... a lot... an odd little affliction.... they mistakenly educated me, part of the underclass...

Posted by: kraken at January 17, 2019 01:05 PM (90T4r)

89 Boswell.
It's still early out here in the west. I'm sure I missed the snark, however mild. This place is all in good fun. Especially about movies.
I'm only on my third cup of coffee.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at January 17, 2019 01:05 PM (Ow8WE)

90 As I said before, I'm torn.

On the one hand, I fully support sticking it to the SJWs who keep trying to crap on everything I like.

On the other hand, I'm really tired of Hollywood rebooting and making increasingly bland and boring sequels to popular movies until all life and money has been extracted from the franchise.

I really don't like being put in the position of feeling like I actively have to support something that probably isn't going to be good on it's own merits just to stick it to the SJWs.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 17, 2019 01:05 PM (KUaJL)

91 That's okay. Berry's scene from Swordfish is forever etched in my brain. I can photoshop on the fly.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2019 01:04 PM (pUDQf)

Hmmm. I rank that as one of the worst nude scenes I've ever seen. Her tits look like pancakes. The rest of the movie is pretty awesome though.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 17, 2019 01:05 PM (4ErVI)

92 May I just say, posts like the one below - Ace's commentary about Google's Family Kerfuffle - are the reason I lurk here.

"Of course. We're supposed to pretend that your cats and dogs - by which I mean cats - make you part of a group you've had 8 abortions to avoid joining. "
Brilliant!

Posted by: NavyMom at January 17, 2019 01:06 PM (KJpFu)

93 John Wick 2 and 3 are feeling like Matrix 2 and 3 for me?

The originals, awesome.
Pretend like the sequels never happened.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2019 12:57 PM (W+vEI)

Both are ultimately about gun porn.

Because they cribbed some philosophical concepts that went over well, the directors from the Matrix mistakenly thought they were genius writers, which quickly ruined the sequels.

The John Wick sequel kept the focus on the gun porn. And the next one looks to do the same.

Posted by: Sjg at January 17, 2019 01:06 PM (gDSJf)

94 Well, now it's time to throw down. John Wick is a thoroughly stupid movie with a stupid premise. (This, btw, is not an alexthechick endorsed opinion.)


You want violence as pure poetry you want The Raid.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 17, 2019 01:04 PM (fuK7c

The Raid is good but the settings in Wick blow that movie away. Just the continental hotel alone was worth it.

Plus, the Raid didn't have a Mustang, so checkmate, mate.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2019 01:07 PM (pUDQf)

95 John Wick 3! Yes! MOAR GUNS!

Posted by: sinalco at January 17, 2019 01:07 PM (yODqO)

96 Who cares? The original Ghostbusters was a garbage movie for 12 year olds.

Posted by: D-FENS at January 17, 2019 01:07 PM (q1ack)

97 Berry's scene from Swordfish is forever etched in my brain"

Hmmm.

What was that book again?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 17, 2019 01:07 PM (6qErC)

98 I thought the BJJ in John Wick was better than the gun stuff.

And the combined BJJ and shooting (Gun Fu, as Billy Bob called it) was the best.

Posted by: ace at January 17, 2019 01:08 PM (PbpT7)

99 96 Who cares? The original Ghostbusters was a garbage movie for 12 year olds.
Posted by: D-FENS at January 17, 2019 01:07 PM (q1ack)

Who let David French in here?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 17, 2019 01:08 PM (Ct55T)

100 God, I hope these are the same movie.

Posted by: Editor at January 17, 2019 01:08 PM (n4MGB)

101 Love this place.... we will argue about Anything....

Posted by: kraken at January 17, 2019 01:08 PM (90T4r)

102 Underrated combo violence and humor movie?

3000 Miles to Graceland.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 17, 2019 01:08 PM (2DOZq)

103 >>Love this place.... we will argue about Anything....

Will not.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2019 01:09 PM (/tuJf)

104 I don't think the young Reitman is a full-on SJW, so at least there won't be any scenes of President Ronald Plumpf being browbeaten by the ghosts of Washington, Jefferson and Lincoln.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 17, 2019 01:09 PM (oZ6kz)

105 >>>Who let David French in here?

I had to give him something to do for an hour.

Posted by: The Paolo, He is entering David French's wife at January 17, 2019 01:09 PM (PbpT7)

106 My favorite action movie is Barefoot in the Park.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 17, 2019 01:09 PM (Ct55T)

107 I know I mentioned this before, but my book club is reading a Tale of Two Cities. Watching the riots in Paris while reading this book is eerie. History may not repeat, but it rhymes.

Posted by: Jmel at January 17, 2019 01:09 PM (tIZXF)

108 Boswell.
It's still early out here in the west. I'm sure I missed the snark, however mild. This place is all in good fun. Especially about movies.
I'm only on my third cup of coffee.

Posted by: Winston

Yeah, I hear ya! Fawn Liebowitz was the date Otter was supposed to have in the movie Animal House, but she died the week before in a kiln explosion while making pottery. Glad they never tried to make a remake or sequel to that movie, I don't think it can be done, too non-PC for today.

Posted by: Boswell at January 17, 2019 01:09 PM (32YRo)

109 " Hell and High Water"... good movie... has guns...

Posted by: kraken at January 17, 2019 01:09 PM (90T4r)

110 I loved the John Wick movies. I will buy the Blu-ray when it comes out. I haven't been to a theater since the The Avengers came out in 2012???

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at January 17, 2019 01:10 PM (9iLHi)

111 Will not.

Posted by: JackStraw

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Damn you JS!

*shakes fist*

LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at January 17, 2019 01:10 PM (sBm2i)

112 I loved the original Ghostbusters when I was kid. About a year ago I watched it for the first time in 30 years. I think I laughed once.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 17, 2019 01:10 PM (xPl2J)

113 101 Love this place.... we will argue about Anything....
Posted by: kraken at January 17, 2019 01:08 PM (90T4r)

No we won't!

Posted by: josephistan at January 17, 2019 01:10 PM (7HtZB)

114 91 I love pancakes.

Posted by: Editor at January 17, 2019 01:10 PM (n4MGB)

115 These "plow through the bad guys" movies seem even dumber after "Mandy" elevated it to a art form.

Posted by: espanostifer at January 17, 2019 01:10 PM (aqQTM)

116 John Wick 3: Three Times As Stupider.

Posted by: Canoe Reeves at January 17, 2019 01:10 PM (+RWmb)

117 RBG got the pheumonia?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 17, 2019 01:10 PM (t6MX/)

118 35
John Wick 3: John Kills Everyone

Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2019 12:55 PM (/tuJf)


He should just have constant spray of bullets just emanating you from him in all directions in every scene.


Or better yet, him sitting on the shitter killing everyone who come near him.


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 17, 2019 01:10 PM (ymnmz)

119 https://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=ghostbusters2016.htm

Ghostbusters (2016) if you have its world wide gross vs. its production budget looks like it made a modest profit. In truth that PB is probably low and does not include marketing, and the world wide budget is inflated. The film likely lost some money for its producers or at best broke even.

Posted by: EBL at January 17, 2019 01:10 PM (4kTo2)

120 Who let David French in here?"

Nimble little minx...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 17, 2019 01:11 PM (6qErC)

121 Boswell.
Okay. That's obscure for me all tight. I missed that completely. Duh...
Of course I only watched Animal House for the last 15 minutes.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at January 17, 2019 01:11 PM (Ow8WE)

122 Or better yet, him sitting on the shitter killing everyone who come near him.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 17, 2019 01:10 PM (ymnmz)

"Go ahead, punk. Make my bidet".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 17, 2019 01:11 PM (Ct55T)

123 117 RBG got the pheumonia?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 17, 2019 01:10 PM (t6MX/)

The rockin' pneumonia and the boogie woogie flu.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2019 01:11 PM (NWiLs)

124 >>88 Thanks Zod.... will check them out..... I read... a lot... an odd little affliction.... they mistakenly educated me, part of the underclass...
Posted by: kraken at January 17, 2019 01:05 PM (90T4r)

Zod deplorable status: Ten teeth, many, many books.

Hope you enjoy! Note: The main character in "The Doctor Is In" has a dog whose name is, well, unutterable in polite company...

Posted by: Zod at January 17, 2019 01:12 PM (Bdeb0)

125 Animal House... Glad they never tried to make a remake or sequel to that movie,


They actually made a TV series of it. I never watched it due to my religious convictions.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 17, 2019 01:12 PM (fuK7c)

126 102 Underrated combo violence and humor movie?

3000 Miles to Graceland.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 17, 2019 01:08 PM (2DOZq)


Awesome movie.

Right up until Ice-T dangles from a rope with two Uzis in his hands doing a 'spinning 360 shoot everyone move'.

Director said "don't worry about how it reads! It will look great on film." Lulz

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2019 01:12 PM (pUDQf)

127
I loved the original Ghostbusters when I was kid. About a year ago I watched it for the first time in 30 years. I think I laughed once.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 17, 2019 01:10 PM


The original Ghostbusters was the kind of film that loving parents took their kids to see. The kids loved it and the parents laughed once in a while.

I saw it once and would never watch it again.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 17, 2019 01:12 PM (jYje5)

128 ...just didn't want ya to be 'triggered.'

Posted by: Zod at January 17, 2019 01:12 PM (Bdeb0)

129 RBG has pneumonia..... who saw THAT coming???.... sheesh.

Posted by: kraken at January 17, 2019 01:12 PM (90T4r)

130 >>>112 I loved the original Ghostbusters when I was kid. About a year ago I watched it for the first time in 30 years. I think I laughed once.

It wasn't a laugh-out-loud comedy but it was a fun adventure with good cinematography and music and good world-building. I liked the idea of a building made of exotic metals to act as an antenna into the otherworld. Neat premise.


The music is really great. In the teaser, that ominous cue is immortal.

Posted by: ace at January 17, 2019 01:12 PM (PbpT7)

131 Glad they never tried to make a remake or sequel to that movie, I don't think it can be done, too non-PC for today.
Posted by: Boswell


Blazing Saddles.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 01:13 PM (tHAoL)

132 I don't get the pneumonia, the pneumonia gets me!

Posted by: Ruth "Da Truf" Ginsburger at January 17, 2019 01:13 PM (+RWmb)

133 122
Or better yet, him sitting on the shitter killing everyone who come near him.



Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 17, 2019 01:10 PM (ymnmz)



"Go ahead, punk. Make my bidet".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 17, 2019 01:11 PM (Ct55T)

In every scene the sound of constant minigun gun fire is so loud that they have to yell all their lines.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 17, 2019 01:13 PM (ymnmz)

134
RBG has pneumonia..... who saw THAT coming???.... sheesh.
Posted by: kraken at January 17, 2019 01:12 PM (90T4r)

-----

Do we have proof of life yet?

Posted by: fixerupper at January 17, 2019 01:13 PM (8XRCm)

135 Let's all go to the lobby! Let's all go to the lobby! And get ourselves some snacks!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 17, 2019 01:13 PM (Evws/)

136 Damn Pneumonia always cock blocking Cancer.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 17, 2019 01:13 PM (2DOZq)

137 93
John Wick 2 and 3 are feeling like Matrix 2 and 3 for me?



The originals, awesome.

Pretend like the sequels never happened.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2019 12:57 PM (W+vEI)



Both are ultimately about gun porn.



Because they cribbed some philosophical concepts that went over
well, the directors from the Matrix mistakenly thought they were genius
writers, which quickly ruined the sequels.



The John Wick sequel kept the focus on the gun porn. And the next one looks to do the same.

Posted by: Sjg at January 17, 2019 01:06 PM (gDSJf)


Nope.
They killed a man's dog. You don't ever do that if you want to live to be an old man.

Then they stole his Mustang. If what they did first didn't get them dead, that sealed their fates.

Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper, nee MrCaniac at January 17, 2019 01:14 PM (fdTrp)

138 RBG got the pheumonia?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 17, 2019 01:10 PM (t6MX/)

The rockin' pneumonia and the boogie woogie flu.

-
She needs a shot of rhythm and blues.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 17, 2019 01:14 PM (+y/Ru)

139 130 >>>112 I loved the original Ghostbusters when I was kid. About a year ago I watched it for the first time in 30 years. I think I laughed once.

It wasn't a laugh-out-loud comedy but it was a fun adventure with good cinematography and music and good world-building. I liked the idea of a building made of exotic metals to act as an antenna into the otherworld. Neat premise.


The music is really great. In the teaser, that ominous cue is immortal.
Posted by: ace at January 17, 2019 01:12 PM (PbpT7)

I've been watching the 80s animated series on Netflix. There's some surprisingly good writing for a Saturday morning cartoon show.

Posted by: josephistan at January 17, 2019 01:14 PM (7HtZB)

140 129
RBG has pneumonia..... who saw THAT coming???.... sheesh.

Posted by: kraken at January 17, 2019 01:12 PM (90T4r)



I invited it in so I could kick it's ass!

Posted by: Notorious RBG at January 17, 2019 01:14 PM (ymnmz)

141 48 Hours... Axel's Theme.... that alone, was good enough....

Posted by: kraken at January 17, 2019 01:14 PM (90T4r)

142
They actually made a TV series of it. I never watched it due to my religious convictions.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 17, 2019 01:12 PM


You can use the phrase 'tendency to drink too much and pass out' here. We've all been there.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 17, 2019 01:14 PM (jYje5)

143 Ghostbusters has been ruined forever, and nothing can be filmed that will ever fix that.

Fucking Hollywood.


Completely unrelated but cool, there is a metal band from New Zealand ccalled Alien Weaponry who sing in whatever language the Maori use (Maorian? Maori'on? Maorianese?)

They bring the heat.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 17, 2019 01:15 PM (8u1cU)

144 Do we have proof of life yet?
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beep
beep
beeeeeeep
beeeeeeeeep
beep
beep

Posted by: rbg ecg at January 17, 2019 01:15 PM (Evws/)

145
-
Yeah, I don't know how the world wide Jewish conspiracy could be offended by that

+++

It's difficult. Getting upset by an anti isreal remark opens up accusations of dual loyalty, although of course it can be due to a sense of paternalism I suppose.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at January 17, 2019 01:15 PM (Tdadx)

146 People who crap on the 1984 GHOSTBUSTERS are the sort of people the phrase "joyless shitpail" was invented for.

Posted by: Geoff Flakey at January 17, 2019 01:15 PM (pPQeR)

147 48 Hours... Axel's Theme.... that alone, was good enough...."

Wasn't that Beverly Hills Cop?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 17, 2019 01:15 PM (6qErC)

148 Gozer. Zuul. Gatekeeper. Keymaster. Tobin's Spirit Guide. This is the kind of movie that speaks to a dork whose still playing D&D well after 29. Like me. It was basically an HP Lovecraft tale, except as a comedy, and where the good guys get to do something other than die or go insane.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 17, 2019 01:16 PM (+RWmb)

149 Are they going to get Ray Parker Jr to ripoff Huey Lewis and the News again?

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 17, 2019 01:16 PM (xPl2J)

150 I liked the Ghostbuster trailer.

Better than any Capt Marvel Trailer

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 17, 2019 01:16 PM (ymnmz)

151 147 48 Hours... Axel's Theme.... that alone, was good enough...."

Wasn't that Beverly Hills Cop?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 17, 2019 01:15 PM (6qErC)


Why..... yes..... hangs head in shame......

Posted by: kraken at January 17, 2019 01:17 PM (90T4r)

152 RBG has pneumonia..... who saw THAT coming???.... sheesh.



Posted by: kraken at January 17, 2019 01:12 PM (90T4r)


Ain't nobody got time for that!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 17, 2019 01:17 PM (t6MX/)

153 >>Completely unrelated but cool, there is a metal band from New Zealand ccalled Alien Weaponry Posted by: Sharkman at January 17, 2019 01:15 PM (8u1cU)

Shout-out to "District 9,' wherein well-intentioned bureaucratic Gillette mutates into miserable, loathsome prawn, roll credits.

Posted by: Zod at January 17, 2019 01:17 PM (Bdeb0)

154 Movies are never the same the second time around and that gets more vivid as you age.

I thought Iron Eagle was amazing as a kid. Now, I won't watch it because of the dumb.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2019 01:17 PM (pUDQf)

155 What made John Wick good was finally paying attention to what real gun work is supposed to look like. Even down to the right amount of bullets per gun/rifle. Not like those other movies where the good guy shoots 27 rounds out of his six shooter without reloading.

ALSO helped that the fight scenes where done in without all the shaky-cam cutting bullshit they do most of the time nowadays. Reeves actual has serious fighting chops.

Posted by: GMan at January 17, 2019 01:17 PM (sxq57)

156 >>Nope.
They killed a man's dog. You don't ever do that if you want to live to be an old man.

Then they stole his Mustang. If what they did first didn't get them dead, that sealed their fates.





Yup, it's a good revenge movie. Loved that Wick shot the son mid-sentence - who cares what you have to say about stealing my car, you're already dead?

I really liked the Equalizer with Denzel, another good revenge movie. Haven't seen the sequel to that one yet.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2019 01:17 PM (W+vEI)

157
Can't be bothered watching trailers. Busy watching "Stormy Daniels Hits the Pole Across America in Last Ditch Effort to Make Bucks on Her Fake Tits"

Posted by: Sphynx at January 17, 2019 01:17 PM (rXie1)

158
RBG has pneumonia..... who saw THAT coming???.... sheesh.

Posted by: kraken at January 17, 2019 01:12 PM


Break some ribs and that's the worst and most prevalent danger of them all.

Though I'm still not sure she broke ribs and showed up to work a day or so later. Unless she's got someone in the Taliban providing her with the really good stuff.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 17, 2019 01:17 PM (jYje5)

159 >>>Ghostbusters (2016) if you have its world wide gross vs. its production budget looks like it made a modest profit. In truth that PB is probably low and does not include marketing, and the world wide budget is inflated. The film likely lost some money for its producers or at best broke even.

No.

First of all, the production budget does not include P and A, prints and advertising, which is usually the same as the production budget. So the actual cost of the movie is 2x the production budget.

Second of all, the studio does not keep anywhere near all of the money the film earned at theaters. The theaters take a cut too! Although it varies, the usual estimate of how much of the box office the distributor actually takes is 60%.

So no, Ghostbusters did not make money.

One last thing: Even if a movie makes a tiny amount of money, that's effectively a loss, because people could have made a better rate of return in any number of much-safer investments, but instead sunk their money into a movie for three years waiting for it to finally produce. "Making money" really has to be considered in comparison to just putting that same investment into a money market or something. If the movie has a lower payoff than that, then you really lost money.

Posted by: ace at January 17, 2019 01:17 PM (PbpT7)

160 RBG has pneumonia..... who saw THAT coming???.... sheesh.

Posted by: kraken


Gas up the hearse. Start polishing the chrome.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 01:17 PM (tHAoL)

161 Pneumonia + lung cancer + 85 years old= very bad

Posted by: shibumi at January 17, 2019 01:17 PM (OXL6p)

162 147 48 Hours... Axel's Theme.... that alone, was good enough...."

Wasn't that Beverly Hills Cop?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 17, 2019 01:15 PM (6qErC)

Bev, Bev, Beverly Hills Cop

Bev, Bev, Beverly Hills Cop

Axel Foley's gonna find those dru-ugs!

- Lyrics by Kahn Souphanousinphone

Posted by: josephistan at January 17, 2019 01:17 PM (7HtZB)

163 How can they have John Wick 3 in New York?

All of those guns are illegal.

Andrew Cuomo is gonna be mad.

Posted by: Bill DiBlasio at January 17, 2019 01:17 PM (RpM6k)

164 Do we have proof of life yet?

-
We need a photo of her tied to a chair holding tomorrow's paper.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 17, 2019 01:18 PM (+y/Ru)

165 69 What made John Wick good was finally paying attention to what real gun work is supposed to look like. Even down to the right amount of bullets per gun/rifle. Not like those other movies where the good guy shoots 27 rounds out of his six shooter without reloading.

Keanu practiced hard with some serious people and got it down cold. His shotgun work in 2 is most impressive.

Attention to detail matters to us dudes.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2019 01:01 PM (pUDQf)

________________

Sounds toxic.

Posted by: Tyrannosaurus Tex at January 17, 2019 01:18 PM (EPH8w)

166 >>>Bev, Bev, Beverly Hills Cop

Bev, Bev, Beverly Hills Cop

Axel Foley's gonna find those dru-ugs!

- Lyrics by Kahn Souphanousinphone

...

lol

Posted by: ace at January 17, 2019 01:18 PM (PbpT7)

167 Break some ribs and that's the worst and most prevalent danger of them all.

Though I'm still not sure she broke ribs and showed up to work a day or so later. Unless she's got someone in the Taliban providing her with the really good stuff.
Posted by: Newest Nic



Break some ribs and a week later have docs go in and remove a lobe of your lung.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 01:18 PM (tHAoL)

168 Are they going to get Ray Parker Jr to ripoff Huey Lewis and the News again?"

I wanna new Duck.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 17, 2019 01:18 PM (6qErC)

169 >>Shout-out to "District 9,' wherein well-intentioned bureaucratic Gillette mutates into miserable, loathsome prawn, roll credits.

He crossed the streams.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2019 01:18 PM (/tuJf)

170
Bev, Bev, Beverly Hills Cop


Bev, Bev, Beverly Hills Cop


Axel Foley's gonna find those dru-ugs!


- Lyrics by Kahn Souphanousinphone
--

I miss King of the Hill.


It taught me that you can ferret out someone's political beliefs if you ask them about a flat tax.

Posted by: shibumi at January 17, 2019 01:18 PM (OXL6p)

171 does Wick kill a bunch of soy boy Gillette shavers at some point? cuz that would be cool ...

Posted by: illiniwek at January 17, 2019 01:19 PM (Cus5s)

172 155
What made John Wick good was finally paying attention to what real
gun work is supposed to look like. Even down to the right amount of
bullets per gun/rifle. Not like those other movies where the good guy
shoots 27 rounds out of his six shooter without reloading.



ALSO helped that the fight scenes where done in without all the
shaky-cam cutting bullshit they do most of the time nowadays. Reeves
actual has serious fighting chops.

Posted by: GMan at January 17, 2019 01:17 PM (sxq57)


You can also see that the fighting wears him down, and sometimes dudes are hard to kill.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 17, 2019 01:19 PM (ymnmz)

173 >>Dog...Mustang

Excellent scene from "Fargo" by Billy Bob Thornton: "You let a man beat you in front of his children, and have sex with your wife? Mister, that man doesn't deserve to draw breath."

Posted by: Zod at January 17, 2019 01:19 PM (Bdeb0)

174 Pneumonia + lung cancer + 85 years old= very bad

Posted by: shibumi at January 17, 2019 01:17 PM


With her fitness routine I imagine her resting heart rate is one.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 17, 2019 01:19 PM (jYje5)

175 I'm not seeing anything about RBG having pneumonia.

*coughs*

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 17, 2019 01:19 PM (4ErVI)

176 Why..... yes..... hangs head in shame......
Posted by: kraken"

's ok. We've all been there.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 17, 2019 01:20 PM (6qErC)

177
Excellent scene from "Fargo" by Billy Bob Thornton: "You let a man beat you in front of his children, and have sex with your wife? Mister, that man doesn't deserve to draw breath."
Posted by: Zod at January 17, 2019 01:19 PM (Bdeb0)

(Jump to top of page)

Saw the first season. Was it any good after that?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 17, 2019 01:20 PM (KUaJL)

178 Who cares? The original Ghostbusters was a garbage movie for 12 year olds.

How did the joyless prick get in here?

Posted by: GMan at January 17, 2019 01:20 PM (sxq57)

179
RBG got the pheumonia?

Nah, she got the oldmonia.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2019 01:20 PM (aKsyK)

180 With her fitness routine I imagine her resting heart rate is one.

--

So, RBG is Mr. Burns?


Posted by: shibumi at January 17, 2019 01:20 PM (OXL6p)

181 I gotta admit I didn't find anything entertaining about Ghostbusters. I put it right 'up' there next to Spies Like Us.

At least I remember the part where the chick in the white bikini steps out of a fur coat in Spies. I think I slept through Ghostbusters.

Posted by: DanMan at January 17, 2019 01:21 PM (XTiHL)

182 170
Bev, Bev, Beverly Hills Cop


Bev, Bev, Beverly Hills Cop


Axel Foley's gonna find those dru-ugs!


- Lyrics by Kahn Souphanousinphone
--

I miss King of the Hill.


It taught me that you can ferret out someone's political beliefs if you ask them about a flat tax.
Posted by: shibumi at January 17, 2019 01:18 PM (OXL6p)

Or that Hank said that his dad taught him about sex and taxes with the same talk.

Posted by: josephistan at January 17, 2019 01:21 PM (7HtZB)

183 Who cares? The original Ghostbusters was a garbage movie for 12 year olds.

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Yes, but is it a christmas movie?

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 17, 2019 01:21 PM (KUaJL)

184 So, RBG is Mr. Burns?

Posted by: shibumi at January 17, 2019 01:20 PM (OXL6p)

"No, Ruth, they're chanting Gins-Boooo-urg"

Posted by: Smithers at January 17, 2019 01:21 PM (Ct55T)

185
Pneumonia??

Sounds like they have all her opinions written for the cases before the Court. Once they're submitted they'll tell us she's dead. Because she's dead.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 17, 2019 01:21 PM (XK/4h)

186 164
Do we have proof of life yet?



-

We need a photo of her tied to a chair holding tomorrow's paper.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 17, 2019 01:18 PM (+y/Ru)

Doing a crossfit pistol reading her brief aloud to an obviously exhausted intern shlumped in a chair

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 17, 2019 01:21 PM (ymnmz)

187 Can't be bothered watching trailers. Busy watching
"Stormy Daniels Hits the Pole Across America in Last Ditch Effort to
Make Bucks on Her Fake Tits"

Posted by: Sphynx at January 17, 2019 01:17 PM (rXie1)


Is that on the Hallmark channel?

Posted by: Some Jackass at January 17, 2019 01:22 PM (9gHOW)

188 >>Saw the first season. Was it any good after that?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 17, 2019 01:20 PM (KUaJL)

Not as good. The second was okay/not bad, third season sucked; I'm not sure I even finished it. The first was the balls.

Posted by: Zod at January 17, 2019 01:22 PM (Bdeb0)

189 RBG story up at Gateway Pundit, via a Santa Monica paper.

Posted by: shibumi at January 17, 2019 01:22 PM (OXL6p)

190 Who cares? The original Ghostbusters was a garbage movie for 12 year olds.


-----

This man has no dick.

Well that's what I heard!

Posted by: Dr. Peter Venkman at January 17, 2019 01:22 PM (7HtZB)

191 170
Bev, Bev, Beverly Hills Cop


Bev, Bev, Beverly Hills Cop


Axel Foley's gonna find those dru-ugs!


- Lyrics by Kahn Souphanousinphone
--

I miss King of the Hill.


It taught me that you can ferret out someone's political beliefs if you ask them about a flat tax.
Posted by: shibumi at January 17, 2019 01:18 PM (OXL6p)

I do too but I've replaced it with Bob's Burgers.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 17, 2019 01:22 PM (2DOZq)

192 I have a feeling the new Ghostbusters film will be the same as the 2016 one. Once a franchise has gone woke there's no course correction. That might imply the 2016 one was "wrong." Hair would be set on fire.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm's PayPal at January 17, 2019 01:22 PM (eUVat)

193 What's going to happen first:

RBG is mort?

Or the Democrats pass the spending bill with the $5 billion for the wall?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 17, 2019 01:22 PM (RpM6k)

194 183
Who cares? The original Ghostbusters was a garbage movie for 12 year olds.



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Yes, but is it a christmas movie?

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 17, 2019 01:21 PM (KUaJL)


Sta Puft or Jet Puffed?

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 17, 2019 01:22 PM (ymnmz)

195

I'm telling you. Ginsburg has been dead or near dead for the last month. They were just buying a little time to write the Opinions and stall a replacement as long as possible.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 17, 2019 01:22 PM (XK/4h)

196 181 I gotta admit I didn't find anything entertaining about Ghostbusters. I put it right 'up' there next to Spies Like Us.

At least I remember the part where the chick in the white bikini steps out of a fur coat in Spies. I think I slept through Ghostbusters.

Posted by: DanMan at January 17, 2019 01:21 PM (XTiHL)

Spies like Us is not a good movie but it's a lot of fun. The training montage alone is hilarious. The Russian babes at the end (Donna Dixon in her prime plays one of them) is bonerific.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 17, 2019 01:23 PM (4ErVI)

197
I loved the original Ghostbusters when I was kid. About a year ago I watched it for the first time in 30 years. I think I laughed once.

When it was made the special effects were awesome which I think was the big draw.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 17, 2019 01:23 PM (TAmPV)

198 Is that on the Hallmark channel?"

Nickelodeon.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 17, 2019 01:23 PM (6qErC)

199 Not as good. The second was okay/not bad, third season sucked; I'm not sure I even finished it. The first was the balls.
Posted by: Zod at January 17, 2019 01:22 PM (Bdeb0)

Boo.

The first season was great. I described it as "exactly like the Fargo movie, except with an entirely different plot."

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 17, 2019 01:23 PM (KUaJL)

200 Who cares? The original Ghostbusters was a garbage movie for 12 year olds.

---

Yes, but is it a christmas movie?
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg


Adam Rickman walked by while they were filming it, so yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 01:23 PM (tHAoL)

201 So...John Wick wants 'passage'?
If he is in NY, why doesn't he just leave via our southern border?
I'm sure the Dems will help him get across.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Cub Fan at January 17, 2019 01:23 PM (8iiMU)

202 1/15/19 Update to this story.

https://www.smobserved.com/story/2019/01/07/ politics/justice-ruth-bader-ginsburg- will-retire-from-the-us-supreme- court-in-january-2019/3658.html

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 17, 2019 01:23 PM (t6MX/)

203 Gateway Pundit + Santa Monica = perfect storm of fake news.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 17, 2019 01:23 PM (xPl2J)

204 http://bit.ly/2AReUC2
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BREAKING: First Media Outlet to Report on Ruth Bader Ginsburg's Cancer NOW SAYS She Contracted Pneumonia - Is Fighting for Her Life

Posted by: Mitt Romney AKA John McCain at January 17, 2019 01:24 PM (BqBId)

205 I've always said that there is a King of the Hill episode that covers any subject the Horde happens to discuss.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 17, 2019 01:24 PM (2DOZq)

206 192
I have a feeling the new Ghostbusters film will be the same as the 2016
one. Once a franchise has gone woke there's no course correction. That
might imply the 2016 one was "wrong." Hair would be set on fire.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm's PayPal at January 17, 2019 01:22 PM (eUVat)


Have the opening scene be Bill Murray waking up and say "I just had the strangest dream."

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 17, 2019 01:24 PM (ymnmz)

207 189 RBG story up at Gateway Pundit, via a Santa Monica paper.

Posted by: shibumi at January 17, 2019 01:22 PM (OXL6p)

Fake news. The Santa Monica Observer is a fake site.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 17, 2019 01:24 PM (4ErVI)

208 Can you live with pneumonia for two years?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Justice Sotomayor at January 17, 2019 01:24 PM (RpM6k)

209 168 Are they going to get Ray Parker Jr to ripoff Huey Lewis and the News again?"

I wanna new Duck.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 17, 2019

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Funny you should say that. When the original GB film came out, the theme song did remind me of Huey's "Heart of Rock 'n' Roll."

That said, I grinned from ear to ear at the trailer and its quick peek of Ecto-1. (The original vehicle still existed in 2014; I saw it on a tour of the former MGM Studios.) And the music even sounded right.

The important thing the film needs to have is a real, credible threat -- some real danger. If it's just something about a giant chicken that wants to peck NYC to death, then no. Sure, I'm aware that a Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man is in the same territory. But the original handled it right.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 17, 2019 01:24 PM (7MRhd)

210 Keanu practiced hard with some serious people and got it down cold. His shotgun work in 2 is most impressive.

Attention to detail matters to us dudes.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2019 01:01 PM (pUDQf)

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Taran Butler. Good instructor, excellent shooter, but douche in person. (RSO'd a match he shot in)

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 17, 2019 01:24 PM (qC1Sy)

211 You have to hand it to Hollyweird though. They will ring every nickel out of a dead corpse before they give up.

I imagine this will get worse as deep fakes and modeling human faces and speech is improved. Which is already damn good if Nvidia is telling the truth.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2019 01:24 PM (pUDQf)

212 "Is this real?" is a great category. Here's something: The Russians claim an SU35 was able to lock on to an F22 Raptor over Syria. The Russian pilot even posted the claim, with a photo, on his Instagram account.

The Air Force just smiled and said little.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ydz9d75a

Posted by: Huck Follywood, watching DC theatre at January 17, 2019 01:24 PM (LISuA)

213 Nickelodeon.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 17, 2019 01:23 PM (6qErC)


Ah, a Dan Schneider production.

Posted by: Some Jackass at January 17, 2019 01:24 PM (9gHOW)

214 Halle Berry? John Wick Matrix Reloaded Die Another Day

Posted by: wth at January 17, 2019 01:25 PM (v0R5T)

215 183 Who cares? The original Ghostbusters was a garbage movie for 12 year olds.
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Yes, but is it a christmas movie?
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 17, 2019 01:21 PM (KUaJL)

Of course it's a Christmas movie, you idiot. It includes a scene from the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

Posted by: Kyle Smith at January 17, 2019 01:25 PM (qEujL)

216 Fran Liebowitz, some years ago was writing about movies. She said that people who calm them, "Films", are usually under the influence of university professors or want to be considered serious.

Her question, "How serious can some be to be pretentious about an activity designed to sell popcorn?"
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at January 17, 2019 12:52 PM (Ow8WE)


Fellini and Bergman were not trying to "sell popcorn". What an ignorant Philistine.

*sniffs haughtily*

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 17, 2019 01:25 PM (/qEW2)

217
Speaking of revenge movies because of a dog...

Anyone ever see RED?

I recommended it years ago. It's not the same movie "Red" with Bruce Willis.

This movie titled "RED" stars Brian Cox or whatever his name is. It's very good.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 17, 2019 01:25 PM (XK/4h)

218 143 Completely unrelated but cool, there is a metal band from New Zealand ccalled Alien Weaponry who sing in whatever language the Maori use (Maorian? Maori'on? Maorianese?)

They bring the heat.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 17, 2019 01:15 PM (8u1cU)

They did one of the 2 theme songs for the upcoming NXT (WWE's "minor league") PPV.

Sadly, the other one's being done by some YouTube Creep who's Weird for the sake of Weird.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 17, 2019 01:26 PM (UnA8+)

219 >>RBG is mort? Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 17, 2019 01:22 PM (RpM6k)

Schroedinger's Judge.

Her procrastination prevents a triumphant full posting of the lyrics to Bauhaus' "Bela Lugosi's Dead."

Undead, undead...

Posted by: Zod at January 17, 2019 01:26 PM (Bdeb0)

220 That Liam Neeson snowplow movie actually doesn't look too bad. Kind of 'Fargo' meets 'Movie Where Protagonist Revenge-Murders People in Innovative Ways"

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 17, 2019 01:26 PM (O7MnT)

221 214 Halle Berry? John Wick Matrix Reloaded Die Another Day

Or the sex scene from "Monster"?

Posted by: Billy Bob Thornton at January 17, 2019 01:26 PM (RpM6k)

222 >>>189 RBG story up at Gateway Pundit, via a Santa Monica paper.


The "Santa Monica" paper looks very much like a fake news site barely trying to disguise itself as a real one.

You can believe their claim or not, but it's not a real newspaper. It's a group blog.

Posted by: ace at January 17, 2019 01:26 PM (PbpT7)

223 212 "Is this real?" is a great category. Here's something: The Russians claim an SU35 was able to lock on to an F22 Raptor over Syria. The Russian pilot even posted the claim, with a photo, on his Instagram account.

The Air Force just smiled and said little.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ydz9d75a
Posted by: Huck Follywood, watching DC theatre at January 17, 2019 01:24 PM (LISuA)

In other news, the USAF now knows exactly how Su-35 targeting optics operate in the field.

Who knew a $100 million dollar pile of metal and plastic could be a honeypot?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 17, 2019 01:26 PM (Ct55T)

224 A) "tell them about the Twinkie"
B) the second movie looks pretty good. It took me a while to decide if that was Maverick or Ted playing the lead role.

Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2019 01:26 PM (n13/j)

225 Aw damn, now I've got " Axel's Theme" rattling around in my head... maybe the energy will motivate me to put the finishing touches on the shop I am putting together.

Ace... it has shelving... stop by...

Posted by: kraken at January 17, 2019 01:27 PM (90T4r)

226 [Her procrastination prevents a triumphant full posting of the lyrics to Bauhaus' "Bela Lugosi's Dead."]

Last October, I was painting a church black while listening to Bela Lugosi's Dead. It was the most goth moment of my life.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 17, 2019 01:27 PM (O7MnT)

227 Combine the Ghostbusters music with an RBG sighting and we could have a real winner of a Youtube video. Google would delete that thing in record time, as "disrespectful to libtards".

Posted by: Huck Follywood, watching DC theatre at January 17, 2019 01:27 PM (LISuA)

228 Fellini and Bergman were not trying to "sell popcorn".

Ok, lutefisk and fromage...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 17, 2019 01:27 PM (6qErC)

229 Yeah.. I'll see Ghostbusters 3 maybe.. Bill Murray has said in the past he wants nothing to do with it.. but we'll see.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 17, 2019 01:27 PM (so+oy)

230 Excellent scene from "Fargo" by Billy Bob Thornton: "You let a man beat you in front of his children, and have sex with your wife? Mister, that man doesn't deserve to draw breath."
Posted by: Zod at January 17, 2019 01:19 PM (Bdeb0)

Wut?

Posted by: Abraham at January 17, 2019 01:27 PM (qEujL)

231 Oh, and the first season of the animated Real Ghostbusters in 1986 or so had some very good story ideas, and was funny enough for a half-hour show. The writers of this new version could do worse than to screen some of those.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 17, 2019 01:27 PM (7MRhd)

232 If it's based on the cast and crew of the original, I will give GB3 a chance.

I've never seen any John Wick movies, but I guess I should. I just find Keanu Reeves a horrible actor and struggle to get through anything he's in. That, and 3 has Haley Berry in it, so I'm automatically giving it -2 stars for that reason alone.

Posted by: Sponge at January 17, 2019 01:27 PM (F4u7C)

233 I like some Keanu Reeves movies in spite of his presence, not because of it.

Substitute any decent actor into the Matrix or Speed and I suspect I would have liked it as much or more.

I also liked Constantine, the bad guys in that movie were terrific!

Posted by: JB1000 at January 17, 2019 01:28 PM (16OL0)

234
Let me predict me the near Future for you:

Sad news, everyone. Ruth Ginsburg is dead. Awwww. But good news! She lived just long enough to write several opinions on important cases. Oh, and by the way, her last words were "Replace me with someone who shares my fair and balanced ideology."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 17, 2019 01:28 PM (XK/4h)

235 "We're going about this all wrong! This mister sta-puft's a sailor.We're in new york. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble."

Lol.

Posted by: GMan at January 17, 2019 01:28 PM (sxq57)

236 Ghostbusters (2016) if you have its world wide gross
vs. its production budget looks like it made a modest profit. In truth
that PB is probably low and does not include marketing, and the world
wide budget is inflated. The film likely lost some money for its
producers or at best broke even.

Posted by: EBL at January 17, 2019 01:10 PM (4kTo2)


To make money for the studio, a movie has to make over twice what it's budget is. The budget includes everything and everybody that went into making the final cut of the movie. All the promotional and advertising is on top of that, and the studio doesn't get to keep every ticket dollar, they have to share that with the theater owners, and that is on a sliding scale. The studio gets the lions share of the first week, and then less each additional week it is in the theaters.

Everybody who worked on the 2016 Ghostbusters got a nice paycheck, but the studio took it in the shorts.

Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper, nee MrCaniac at January 17, 2019 01:28 PM (fdTrp)

237 220 That Liam Neeson snowplow movie actually doesn't look too bad. Kind of 'Fargo' meets 'Movie Where Protagonist Revenge-Murders People in Innovative Ways"
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 17, 2019 01:26 PM (O7MnT)

?

When I hear "revenge" and "snowplow", I immediately think of Kraftidioten. (Stellan Skarsgard flips his shit and murders half the drug dealers in Norway.)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 17, 2019 01:28 PM (Ct55T)

238 57 Peter Venkman, "Don't take this personally, Egon, but which side are you on now?"
Posted by: Pete in TX at January 17, 2019

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*
Yes! This is the kind of dialog I want to see!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 17, 2019 01:28 PM (7MRhd)

239 Lots of toxic masculinity in the John Wick III. It must be shut down.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 17, 2019 01:29 PM (pw+jk)

240 So, RBG is Mr. Burns?

-
Didja see that in support of the Trump is blackmailing Lindsey Graham theory, edgy Captain America actor Chris Evans referred to Graham as "Smithers"? Edgy!

https://bit.ly/2RM77zd

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 17, 2019 01:29 PM (+y/Ru)

241 >>Ace... it has shelving... stop by...

TWEET Personal foul, taunting. 15 yards.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2019 01:29 PM (/tuJf)

242 The "Santa Monica" paper looks very much like a fake news site barely trying to disguise itself as a real one.

You can believe their claim or not, but it's not a real newspaper. It's a group blog.

Posted by: ace at January 17, 2019 01:26 PM


They have FaceBook and Twitter accounts but no Wiki page. That's usually a tell.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 17, 2019 01:29 PM (jYje5)

243 Is this Something and Up with People both opened for the London Boys Reunion tour several years ago.

Posted by: Roy at January 17, 2019 01:29 PM (C4fwM)

244 Keanu Reeves gets a lot of criticism for being a "terrible actor" and a no-talent hack. ANd yet, somehow, despite all that, he continually creates unforgettable iconic characters, from the very beginning of his career, up until today. And he also has inspired many franchises, which is a sign of extreme financial success.

I think critics hate him for these very reasons.

Posted by: unpleasant deviant at January 17, 2019 01:29 PM (c+2jX)

245 You can also see that the fighting wears him down,
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That's what made The Duellists, the Three and Four Musketeers films and Rob Roy the best sword-fight* movies ever!

*Not Kristol's and Boot's favourite "sword-fight" movies like BBC vs Long-Dong Silver: Knobs of Furry.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 17, 2019 01:29 PM (Evws/)

246 I'm adopting a wait and see attitude to anything regarding franchise reboots these days, but "Relax, I found the car" is so easily interpreted as a shiv to the Lady Ghostbusters flop ... I'm optimistic.

The whole trailer's a shiv to the Lady Ghostbusters. 100% of the music and SFX are straight out of the original movie, and it's the original Ecto-1, not the shitty "updated" version.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 17, 2019 01:29 PM (ZGrMX)

247 So, RBG is Mr. Burns?

--

She actually has all the diseases, but by some medical marvel, they're keeping each other all at bay.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 17, 2019 01:30 PM (KUaJL)

248 We're gonna need more sodomy in these movies. Can Wick be out for revenge due to a butt raped performed colon - and to remind everyone about dicks in buttholes can we have recurring scene where he has to change his colonoscopy bag and sit on a dounut pillow?

And for ghost busters we're already good - just make all the extoplasm extra spermy

Posted by: Hollywood at January 17, 2019 01:30 PM (wPRX+)

249

I watched a film by Luis Bunuel when I was I kid (on PBS or whatever they called it back then). Los Olvidados. The only thing I remember about it was they threw some kids body in the dump at the end. Very uplifting. /s

Posted by: Glenn John at January 17, 2019 01:30 PM (LilNs)

250 244 Keanu Reeves gets a lot of criticism for being a "terrible actor" and a no-talent hack. ANd yet, somehow, despite all that, he continually creates unforgettable iconic characters, from the very beginning of his career, up until today. And he also has inspired many franchises, which is a sign of extreme financial success.

I think critics hate him for these very reasons.
Posted by: unpleasant deviant at January 17, 2019 01:29 PM (c+2jX)

He's also clearly a highlander and hasn't aged since the 1800s.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 17, 2019 01:30 PM (KUaJL)

251 (Maorian? Maori'on? Maorianese?)


-----

Polynesian???


Barrack.....???? ...... is that you???

Posted by: fixerupper at January 17, 2019 01:31 PM (8XRCm)

252 You can believe their claim or not, but it's not a real newspaper. It's a group blog.

Posted by: ace at January 17, 2019 01:26 PM (PbpT7)

Yeah, and for reference they link right back to TGP. Sorry for the confusion.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 17, 2019 01:31 PM (t6MX/)

253 Does GP ever break real news? Serious question, not trashing them, but I'm not a regular reader, and it seems like every story I stumble on there gets debunked.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 17, 2019 01:31 PM (AzW6q)

254 "We're going about this all wrong! This mister sta-puft's a sailor.We're in new york. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble."

Lol.
Posted by: GMan


Aunt Jemima or Mrs. Butterworth, or, if he doesn't roll that way, the Pillsbury Dough Boy is available.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 01:31 PM (tHAoL)

255 >>>I watched a film by Luis Bunuel when I was I kid (on PBS or whatever they called it back then). Los Olvidados. The only thing I remember about it was they threw some kids body in the dump at the end. Very uplifting. /s

very weird. For some reason I came across his movies The Exterminating Angel and The Discrete Charm of the Bourgeoisie on the internet yesterday, and thought maybe I'd see them. Earlier in the thread, when someone mentioned Felini, I remembered from Wikipedia that his movies had made money over here in the States.

It's so weird that I would think of that while you were thinking of him as well.

Posted by: ace at January 17, 2019 01:32 PM (PbpT7)

256 248 We're gonna need more sodomy in these movies. Can Wick be out for revenge due to a butt raped performed colon - and to remind everyone about dicks in buttholes can we have recurring scene where he has to change his colonoscopy bag and sit on a dounut pillow?

And for ghost busters we're already good - just make all the extoplasm extra spermy
Posted by: Hollywood at January 17, 2019 01:30 PM (wPRX+)

No, that's all wrong. The buttsechs can't be portrayed negatively in any way.

Here's the pitch: John Wick is struggling to get over the events in the first two movies, and suddenly he finds love in the arms of another man! His boyfriend/husband is killed, and he's got to get revenge.

Now that's a good wholesome hollywood story.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 17, 2019 01:32 PM (KUaJL)

257 Pillsbury Dough Boy is available.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 01:31 PM (tHAoL)

Sounds like some kind of Olympian origin story for the editorial board of National Review.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 17, 2019 01:32 PM (Ct55T)

258 Isn't one big critique of Keanu that he only has one facial expression?

Posted by: Someguy at January 17, 2019 01:32 PM (h5Df3)

259
Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure was K Reeves at his finest.

Posted by: Glenn John at January 17, 2019 01:32 PM (LilNs)

260 The missus made me watch " Outlander".... I was... surprised..

Posted by: kraken at January 17, 2019 01:32 PM (90T4r)

261 249 I watched a film by Luis Bunuel when I was I kid (on PBS or whatever they called it back then). Los Olvidados. The only thing I remember about it was they threw some kids body in the dump at the end. Very uplifting. /s
Posted by: Glenn John at January 17, 2019 01:30 PM (LilNs)

Sorta like the collected films of Igmar Bergman. Including his so-called comedies.

Posted by: Caliban at January 17, 2019 01:32 PM (qEujL)

262 Hollyweird should put a stop to all franchises and auto-bomb lefty crap for one year. Just make regular movies for a year, just to see what happens.

Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2019 01:32 PM (n13/j)

263 112 I loved the original Ghostbusters when I was kid. About a year ago I watched it for the first time in 30 years. I think I laughed once.
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 17, 2019

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I saw it as a young man, and still love it for the sly humor and for taking the supernatural seriously -- not waving it away as some evil villain's hoax plot.

And for the buddy comedy friendship between Peter and Ray.

"You never studied."

"See you on the other side, Ray."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 17, 2019 01:32 PM (7MRhd)

264 Obvioulsy they are out to get PDT and they will never stop till they do.

Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2019 01:33 PM (bim/x)

265 Keanu Reeves has almost a 90% success rate for me on movies I like. I have no real judgement are his acting skills as they have never taken away from a movie for me but his script selection is hard to beat by anyone.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 17, 2019 01:33 PM (2DOZq)

266 "A Clockwok Orange" reminds me to get some rice for lunch.

Posted by: Burger Chef at January 17, 2019 01:33 PM (RuIsu)

267 (Maorian? Maori'on? Maorianese?)


-----

Polynesian???


Barrack.....???? ...... is that you???
Posted by: fixerupper


Maori - the Polynesian language of the Maori people.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 01:33 PM (tHAoL)

268 240
So, RBG is Mr. Burns?



-

Didja see that in support of the Trump is blackmailing Lindsey
Graham theory, edgy Captain America actor Chris Evans referred to Graham
as "Smithers"? Edgy!



https://bit.ly/2RM77zd

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 17, 2019 01:29 PM (+y/Ru)



So Captain America tells Lindsey he's not doing gay the right way? Is there one right way to be gay Captain America, please elaborate. What about his gayness offends you so?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 17, 2019 01:34 PM (ymnmz)

269 Typin' with a stick is haaard....

Posted by: kraken at January 17, 2019 01:34 PM (90T4r)

270 Gateway Pundit has been known to run fake stuff and inaccurate news going all the way back to the Bush years. It's why I don't have the site bookmarked.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 17, 2019 01:34 PM (4ErVI)

271
Sequels suck dick.

Did you know/remember they made a sequel to Basic Instinct? Much worse than Basic Instinct, which sucked.

They also made a sequel to The Last Picture Show. Absolutely awful in every way.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 17, 2019 01:34 PM (XK/4h)

272 266 "A Clockwok Orange" reminds me to get some rice for lunch.
Posted by: Burger Chef at January 17, 2019 01:33 PM (RuIsu)

A Cockwork Orange does the same for me!

Posted by: Shep Smith at January 17, 2019 01:35 PM (NWiLs)

273 >>Keanu Reeves gets a lot of criticism for being a "terrible actor" and a no-talent hack. ANd yet, somehow, despite all that, he continually creates unforgettable iconic characters, from the very beginning of his career, up until today. And he also has inspired many franchises, which is a sign of extreme financial success.



He's really good at picking films in which his character is emotionless/emotionally stunted. John Wick is a perfect example of this, so is The Matrix. It works. He is not dumb, and he does not appear to be the typical Hollywood Lefty douchebag.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2019 01:35 PM (W+vEI)

274 Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure was K Reeves at his finest.
Posted by: Glenn John at January 17, 2019 01:32 PM (LilNs)


Much like Jeff Spicoli, some actors have only one role they're MEANT to play.

Posted by: Sponge at January 17, 2019 01:35 PM (F4u7C)

275
255 ace -I brought up Luis Bunuel because he was director of Un Chien Andalou (with Salvador Dali). See Bandersnatch comment 33.

Posted by: Glenn John at January 17, 2019 01:35 PM (LilNs)

276 You can believe their claim or not, but it's not a real newspaper. It's a group blog.

So it's like Jeff Bezos' blog "The Washington Post" then?

Posted by: Ian S. at January 17, 2019 01:36 PM (ZGrMX)

277 Ah shit.

Star BM 9mm.

Any good.

Is parts scarcity a problem?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 17, 2019 01:36 PM (cqNba)

278 276 You can believe their claim or not, but it's not a real newspaper. It's a group blog.

So it's like Jeff Bezos' blog "The Washington Post" then?
Posted by: Ian S. at January 17, 2019 01:36 PM (ZGrMX)

Or amateur webzine Slate

Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2019 01:36 PM (NWiLs)

279 Keanu's life story is pretty interesting too. He seems like a pretty down to earth guy for a hollywood star.

Posted by: GMan at January 17, 2019 01:36 PM (sxq57)

280
Gateway Pundit has been known to run fake stuff and inaccurate news going all the way back to the Bush years. It's why I don't have the site bookmarked.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 17, 2019 01:34 PM


Somehow they got someone from GP in the WH press corps. I thought they would be more careful with their reputation after that...

Maybe not.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 17, 2019 01:36 PM (jYje5)

281 I have a feeling the new Ghostbusters film will be the same as the 2016 one. Once a franchise has gone woke there's no course correction. That might imply the 2016 one was "wrong." Hair would be set on fire.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm's PayPal


I suspect you're right. H-wood is lousy with the SJW ethos now. It's too late. They will continue with the axe-grinding until entire studios go B/K or bought out by china.

Expect a lot of chinese movies in your kids future.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 17, 2019 01:36 PM (ZejZP)

282 Who ya gonna call? GOPe Busters!
I ain't 'fraid o' no ¡Jeb!

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 17, 2019 01:37 PM (/qEW2)

283 >>272 266 "A Clockwok Orange" reminds me to get some rice for lunch. Posted by: Burger Chef at January 17, 2019 01:33 PM (RuIsu)

"Repo Man" reminds me to get a plate of shrimp for lunch.

Posted by: Zod at January 17, 2019 01:37 PM (Bdeb0)

284 "Making money" really has to be considered in comparison to just putting that same investment into a money market or something. If the movie has a lower payoff than that, then you really lost money.

Posted by: ace

They just do it to be "connected" to the film industry/Hollywood and have their names on the credit roll at the end like "Associate Producer - Shecky Knobjob" and so forth...it's too risky a venture for real investors.

Posted by: Boswell at January 17, 2019 01:37 PM (32YRo)

285 273 >>Keanu Reeves gets a lot of criticism for being a "terrible actor" and a no-talent hack. ANd yet, somehow, despite all that, he continually creates unforgettable iconic characters, from the very beginning of his career, up until today. And he also has inspired many franchises, which is a sign of extreme financial success.



He's really good at picking films in which his character is emotionless/emotionally stunted. John Wick is a perfect example of this, so is The Matrix. It works. He is not dumb, and he does not appear to be the typical Hollywood Lefty douchebag.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2019 01:35 PM (W+vEI)

His chick flicks are pretty good and his acting range is a little wider. A Walk in the Clouds and Sweet November.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 17, 2019 01:37 PM (2DOZq)

286 So, I guess they'll take away the car keys from Prince Philip, now that he flipped his car over in a car accident. The dude is 97 flipping years old! Hire him a driver, for crying out loud.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, watching DC theatre at January 17, 2019 01:37 PM (LISuA)

287 Bing

RGB Health.

Read between the lines.
You can see how scared the left is. They are petrified of her dying.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 01:37 PM (tHAoL)

288 283 >>272 266 "A Clockwok Orange" reminds me to get some rice for lunch. Posted by: Burger Chef at January 17, 2019 01:33 PM (RuIsu)

"Repo Man" reminds me to get a plate of shrimp for lunch.
Posted by: Zod at January 17, 2019 01:37 PM (Bdeb0)

Silence of the Lambs and liver.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2019 01:38 PM (NWiLs)

289 I loved the original Ghostbusters when I was kid. About a year ago I watched it for the first time in 30 years. I think I laughed once.

When it was made the special effects were awesome which I think was the big draw.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 17, 2019 01:23 PM (TAmPV)

I never liked Ghosbusters. When it originally came out, I took my kid sister and her friend to see it. They were both 8 years old.
I laughed exactly once---when the Stay-Puff marshmallow man made his entrance.
I just never "got" this movie.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 17, 2019 01:38 PM (NFEMn)

290 Barr told the Senate Judiciary Committee this week that President Trump will let him choose his second-in-command, and legal experts say he may very well pick someone he's worked with before.

Among those in the mix are George Terwilliger, Ira Raphaelson and Douglas Cox. All three were senior Justice Department officials in the George H.W. Bush administration when Barr was attorney general.

Posted by: SMOD at January 17, 2019 01:38 PM (QkjLD)

291 273 >>Keanu Reeves gets a lot of criticism for being a "terrible actor" and a no-talent hack. ANd yet, somehow, despite all that, he continually creates unforgettable iconic characters, from the very beginning of his career, up until today. And he also has inspired many franchises, which is a sign of extreme financial success.
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He's really good at picking films in which his character is emotionless/emotionally stunted. John Wick is a perfect example of this, so is The Matrix. It works. He is not dumb, and he does not appear to be the typical Hollywood Lefty douchebag.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2019

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This might mean that he knows his strengths and limitations as an actor, and picks scripts/roles which play to those strengths. If he were *that* talentless a hack, would he have lasted in H'wood?

Weren't there actors in the Golden Age of H'wood, say 1935-1965, who had the same reputation, and yet we think highly of them today?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 17, 2019 01:38 PM (7MRhd)

292 Seriously though, could this ever be as bad as a reboot of Magnum P.I.?

Posted by: Fritz at January 17, 2019 01:38 PM (wxZSX)

293 >>Hollyweird should put a stop to all franchises and auto-bomb lefty crap for one year. Just make regular movies for a year, just to see what happens.


Will never happen because the executives push remakes, and all other original scripts are now filtered through The Blacklist org, which grades each script on various SJW elements (yes, actual checkboxes for things like gay relationships, transgender representation).

Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2019 01:38 PM (W+vEI)

294 wuts the o/u on Cohen evah showing up at Congress ?

Posted by: Majolica at January 17, 2019 01:38 PM (L/iaS)

295 "Repo Man" reminds me to get a plate of shrimp for lunch.
Posted by: Zod at January 17, 2019 01:37 PM (Bdeb0)

The more you drive, the less intelligent you become.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 17, 2019 01:39 PM (NFEMn)

296 The economic growth is already happening!

https://tinyurl.com/ybehsjdr

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 01:39 PM (JFO2v)

297 There's a video out there of Keanu going to his bike when some lady backed into it. He was very cool about it.

Seems to be a regular guy (as much as that could be said about a movie star).

Posted by: MAGA at January 17, 2019 01:39 PM (/NQbZ)

298 You can see how scared the left is. They are petrified of her dying.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 01:37 PM (tHAoL)

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THEY'RE afraid???

Posted by: The Notorius RBG at January 17, 2019 01:39 PM (8XRCm)

299 287 Bing

RGB Health.

Read between the lines.
You can see how scared the left is. They are petrified of her dying.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 01:37 PM (tHAoL)

I did that and it was all 'she is fine, cancer free, resting at home, working from home, mind as sharp as ever' blather.

Posted by: IC at January 17, 2019 01:39 PM (a0IVu)

300 wuts the o/u on Cohen evah showing up at Congress ?

Posted by: Majolica at January 17, 2019 01:38 PM (L/iaS)

He'll show. Anything to make Trump look bad.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 17, 2019 01:39 PM (NFEMn)

301 Bing



RGB Health.



Read between the lines.

You can see how scared the left is. They are petrified of her dying.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 01:37 PM (tHAoL)


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Nonsense. Haven't you seen all the photos of her hamming it up for the cameras after her most recent additional and totes successful anti-rib-cancer surgery?

Posted by: Moron Robbie Abridged at January 17, 2019 01:39 PM (4E/ZH)

302 I think Alec Baldwin is the most overrated actor. I never see the character. I only see Baldwin playing a character.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 17, 2019 01:40 PM (2DOZq)

303 Fake Ghostbusters bribed the media polls for good reviews.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 17, 2019 01:40 PM (dvH9o)

304 I don't think Reeves is a particularly good actor, but he is a likeable actor who generally picks projects that normal human beings might want to see.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 17, 2019 01:40 PM (+RWmb)

305 His chick flicks are pretty good and his acting range is a little wider. A Walk in the Clouds and Sweet November.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 17, 2019

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Sweet November (a remake of a Sandy Dennis film -- from the late '60s, I think) also had Charlize Theron in a PG bathtub scene. I can forgive a movie a lot if she displays her assets in it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 17, 2019 01:40 PM (7MRhd)

306 Reeves apparently had a stillborn daughter, and then his girlfriend died in a car accident.

Man.

Posted by: GMan at January 17, 2019 01:41 PM (sxq57)

307 I am starting to feel a tiny bit sorry for RBG - still think she should retire/resign, but am hoping she is not in too much discomfort. Can't be fun to be recovering from surgery, with pneumonia in the winter, at age 85.

Posted by: IC at January 17, 2019 01:41 PM (a0IVu)

308 You can see how scared the left is. They are petrified of her dying.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 01:37 PM (tHAoL)

She IS going to die. We're all eventually going to leave this earth.
Start packing....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 17, 2019 01:41 PM (NFEMn)

309 >>This might mean that he knows his strengths and limitations as an actor, and picks scripts/roles which play to those strengths.


Correct. I don't think he's a talentless hack, I'm a fan. I like that he picks movies that suit him.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2019 01:41 PM (W+vEI)

310 I watch Reeves movies... I like the movies.... this is why I am not a film critic.

Posted by: kraken at January 17, 2019 01:41 PM (90T4r)

311 An investigative journalist in Ghana who helped expose a high-ranking official at world soccer body FIFA as corrupt was shot dead by gunmen on a motorbike as he drove home alone at night, police said Thursday.

His employers said he was assassinated.

Ahmed Hussein-Suale was killed late Wednesday, shot twice in the chest and once in the neck at close range while driving in the suburb of Accra where he lived. He died immediately, according to police.


.. even Trump hasn't done this

Posted by: SMOD at January 17, 2019 01:41 PM (QkjLD)

312 I never liked Ghosbusters. When it originally came out, I took my kid sister and her friend to see it. They were both 8 years old.
I laughed exactly once---when the Stay-Puff marshmallow man made his entrance.
I just never "got" this movie.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 17, 2019 01:38 PM (NFEMn)

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Really? You didn't laugh when they get in the elevator and turn on the proton pack.

Posted by: MAGA at January 17, 2019 01:42 PM (/NQbZ)

313 I liked a walk in the clouds.... I'll go turn in my man card now.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 17, 2019 01:42 PM (0OmEj)

314 also had Charlize Theron in a PG bathtub scene. I can forgive a movie a lot if she displays her assets in it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 17, 2019 01:40 PM (7MRhd).

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.... which reminds me.

Aeon Flux has to be .... THE .... worst movie of all time.

WT actual F??

Posted by: fixerupper at January 17, 2019 01:42 PM (8XRCm)

315 Being of unsound mind, I leave everything to the commies.

Posted by: Dubious RGB at January 17, 2019 01:42 PM (C/q6Q)

316 I am starting to feel a tiny bit sorry for RBG -
still think she should retire/resign, but am hoping she is not in too
much discomfort. Can't be fun to be recovering from surgery, with
pneumonia in the winter, at age 85.

Posted by: IC at January 17, 2019 01:41 PM (a0IVu)


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I doubt she feels a thing right now. See also: John McCain.

Posted by: Moron Robbie Abridged at January 17, 2019 01:42 PM (4E/ZH)

317
Seriously though, could this ever be as bad as a reboot of Magnum P.I.?


Posted by: Fritz at January 17, 2019 01:38 PM (wxZSX)

Simon and Simon with Paul and Carly.

Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2019 01:42 PM (n13/j)

318 Screen Rant "That's tight" guy, does a good job of dicing up the most recent Ghostbusters offering.

Ill watch them both, but from home when they are available on Prime.

JW3 looks pretty sweet. Using dogs? Bonus.

Posted by: Horus Heresy at January 17, 2019 01:42 PM (DB16e)

319 Brian Shaw tried to keep up with RBG's workout and failed.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2019 01:42 PM (NWiLs)

320 306 Reeves apparently had a stillborn daughter, and then his girlfriend died in a car accident.

Man.

Posted by: GMan at January 17, 2019 01:41 PM (sxq57)

And then his dog was killed and his car stolen. Damn.

Posted by: Someguy at January 17, 2019 01:42 PM (h5Df3)

321
Really? You didn't laugh when they get in the elevator and turn on the proton pack.


Or when he claims they're exterminators and that someone saw a cockroach up on twelve?

LOL.

"whoa whoa whoa. NIIICE shootin' tex!"

Posted by: GMan at January 17, 2019 01:42 PM (sxq57)

322 >>He'll show. Anything to make Trump look bad.

Watch Democrats rush to praise a convicted liar and felon.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2019 01:42 PM (/tuJf)

323 Charlize Theron.... Reindeer Games.... that is all.

Posted by: kraken at January 17, 2019 01:42 PM (90T4r)

324 Off "unpleasant deviant" sock!

Posted by: zombie at January 17, 2019 01:43 PM (c+2jX)

325 I think Alec Baldwin is the most overrated actor. I never see the character. I only see Baldwin playing a character.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 17, 2019 01:40 PM (2DOZq)

I recently watched The Hunt for Red October. I was like...." Is that that Asshole?"

He looks totally different.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 17, 2019 01:43 PM (NFEMn)

326 I doubt she feels a thing right now. See also: John McCain.

Posted by: Moron Robbie Abridged at January 17, 2019 01:42 PM (4E/ZH)

You think she is in a coma or mort? Hmmm...Is it possible to even hide something like that in this day and age?

Posted by: IC at January 17, 2019 01:43 PM (a0IVu)

327 Do I want to know what a BJJ is?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at January 17, 2019 01:43 PM (RD7QR)

328 Illegal Alien Charged In Polk County, Florida With Repeated Sexual Battery, Molestation Of Child

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Spark of the divine.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 17, 2019 01:43 PM (+y/Ru)

329 The Santa Monica Observer broke the story of Ruth Bader Ginsburg's cancer.

They now report that she has pneumonia and will retire this month.

https://tinyurl.com/y8oaxscf

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 17, 2019 01:43 PM (hjaPQ)

330 313 I liked a walk in the clouds.... I'll go turn in my man card now.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 17, 2019 01:42 PM (0OmEj)

No need. Great movie that happens to fall in the chick flick category.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 17, 2019 01:44 PM (2DOZq)

331 Baldwin=Canadian Bacon=Ham. QED. Ipso Facto. Ahhhh-men.

Posted by: Burger Chef at January 17, 2019 01:44 PM (RuIsu)

332 He'll show. Anything to make Trump look bad.

Watch Democrats rush to praise a convicted liar and felon.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2019 01:42 PM (/tuJf)

Exactly. They are so tone deaf.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 17, 2019 01:44 PM (NFEMn)

333 They should probably let the Lego guys do Ghostbusters and then forget the franchise exists.

Posted by: Moron Robbie Abridged at January 17, 2019 01:44 PM (4E/ZH)

334 327 Do I want to know what a BJJ is?
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at January 17, 2019 01:43 PM (RD7QR)

Blow Job Jar.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2019 01:44 PM (NWiLs)

335 300 wuts the o/u on Cohen evah showing up at Congress ?

Posted by: Majolica at January 17, 2019 01:38 PM (L/iaS)

He'll show. Anything to make Trump look bad.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 17, 2019 01:39 PM (NFEMn)

wut happens when the dims cant find 1 prosecutor that would put Cohen on the stand ?

Posted by: Majolica at January 17, 2019 01:44 PM (L/iaS)

336
Do I want to know what a BJJ is?
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at January 17, 2019 01:43 PM (RD7QR)

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beejer with jelly???

Posted by: fixerupper at January 17, 2019 01:44 PM (8XRCm)

337 It's 2019. We need to stop shaming women who refuse to succumb to stereotypical gender norms-women have every right to embrace their body hair. Gloriously, the first month of the new year has been dubbed "Januhairy," an ongoing celebration on social media encouraging women to grow out and show off their body hair. Now, women are dynamic, radiant, vibrant beings-so, naturally, Januhairy got really colorful. On Instagram, some women are dying their armpit hair in rainbow shades and calling them #UnicornPits.

Posted by: SMOD at January 17, 2019 01:44 PM (QkjLD)

338 I actually kind of want to check out The Last Jedi just to see how bad it is and maybe that Solo movie. Was it any good?

Posted by: Augustine at January 17, 2019 01:44 PM (BDZWU)

339 Aeon Flux has to be .... THE .... worst movie of all time.


Because no nudity or lesbian sex.

Posted by: Atomic Blond at January 17, 2019 01:45 PM (fuK7c)

340 His employers said he was assassinated.

Ahmed Hussein-Suale was killed late Wednesday, shot twice in the chest and once in the neck at close range while driving in the suburb of Accra where he lived. He died immediately, according to police.


.. even Trump hasn't done this
Posted by: SMOD


Bet Hillary has.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 01:45 PM (tHAoL)

341 The Santa Monica Observer broke the story of Ruth Bader Ginsburg's cancer.

They now report that she has pneumonia and will retire this month.

https://tinyurl.com/y8oaxscf
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 17, 2019 01:43 PM (hjaPQ)

"Retire."
Heh.

Posted by: The G.R. at January 17, 2019 01:45 PM (NFEMn)

342 312 I never liked Ghosbusters. When it originally came out, I took my kid sister and her friend to see it. They were both 8 years old.
I laughed exactly once---when the Stay-Puff marshmallow man made his entrance.
I just never "got" this movie.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 17, 2019 01:38 PM (NFEMn)

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Really? You didn't laugh when they get in the elevator and turn on the proton pack.
Posted by: MAGA at January 17, 2019

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Peter: "Each of us is wearing an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back."
Ray: "Yeah. We haven't really had a full field test of this equipment."
Egon: "I blame myself."
Peter: "So do I."

I was not originally going to see Ghostbusters; I was not a fan of the SNL actors like Aykroyd and Murray. Then Roger Ebert, who was still on TV then, gave it a thumbs up, saying that it was laced with "sly humor," and showed the clip where Dana and the accountant are turned into the Terror Dogs. Changed my mind about it, and went that weekend.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 17, 2019 01:45 PM (7MRhd)

343 I wonder how long they can keep RBG alive. I mean I think she still is, but if she dies before Nov. 2020, she will still be "alive" until then, I'm sure. What happens if Trump wins, though? Can they keep her "alive" for another 4 years?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 17, 2019 01:45 PM (AzW6q)

344 333 They should probably let the Lego guys do Ghostbusters and then forget the franchise exists.
Posted by: Moron Robbie Abridged at January 17, 2019 01:44 PM (4E/ZH)

Seriously. The Lego movies are some of the funniest stuff to come out of Hollywood in the last decade. Just the right amount of love of the source material (in this case, legos) and meta humor.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 17, 2019 01:45 PM (KUaJL)

345 280
Gateway Pundit has been known to run fake stuff and inaccurate news going all the way back to the Bush years. It's why I don't have the site bookmarked.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 17, 2019 01:34 PM

Somehow they got someone from GP in the WH press corps. I thought they would be more careful with their reputation after that...

Maybe not.

Posted by: Newest Nic
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"Thanks for taking the heat off" says Jimmy Acosta

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 17, 2019 01:45 PM (9B/d8)

346 >>The more you drive, the less intelligent you become. Posted by: JoeF. at January 17, 2019 01:39 PM (NFEMn)

Love that movie.

Posted by: Zod at January 17, 2019 01:46 PM (Bdeb0)

347 You think she is in a coma or mort? Hmmm...Is it possible to even hide something like that in this day and age?

Posted by: IC at January 17, 2019 01:43 PM (a0IVu)


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I'm leaning towards not-really-a-coma from pain medications but no real difference. They're probably not going to call it hospice, either.

When was the last photo of Superwoman?

Posted by: Moron Robbie Abridged at January 17, 2019 01:46 PM (4E/ZH)

348 343 I wonder how long they can keep RBG alive. I mean I think she still is, but if she dies before Nov. 2020, she will still be "alive" until then, I'm sure. What happens if Trump wins, though? Can they keep her "alive" for another 4 years?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 17, 2019 01:45 PM (AzW6q)

Cryogenics?

Posted by: IC at January 17, 2019 01:46 PM (a0IVu)

349 >>I think Alec Baldwin is the most overrated actor. I never see the character. I only see Baldwin playing a character.

His role in Glengarry Glen Ross was one of the most memorable, very short roles I can think of.

He is a dick but he did come good stuff.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2019 01:46 PM (/tuJf)

350 Can they keep her "alive" for another 4 years?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 17, 2019 01:45 PM (AzW6q)

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Apparently..... not.

~Terri Schiavo

Posted by: fixerupper at January 17, 2019 01:46 PM (8XRCm)

351 It's 2019. We need to stop shaming women who refuse to succumb to stereotypical gender norms-women have every right to embrace their body hair. Gloriously, the first month of the new year has been dubbed "Januhairy," an ongoing celebration on social media encouraging women to grow out and show off their body hair. Now, women are dynamic, radiant, vibrant beings-so, naturally, Januhairy got really colorful. On Instagram, some women are dying their armpit hair in rainbow shades and calling them #UnicornPits.

Posted by: SMOD

Great SMOD...you can come and take us now

Posted by: Boswell at January 17, 2019 01:47 PM (32YRo)

352 325 I think Alec Baldwin is the most overrated actor. I never see the character. I only see Baldwin playing a character.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 17, 2019 01:40 PM (2DOZq)

I recently watched The Hunt for Red October. I was like...." Is that that Asshole?"

He looks totally different.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 17, 2019

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Yes! At that point in time he could have played Napoleon Solo in a Man from U.N.C.L.E. flick, and carried it off well.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 17, 2019 01:47 PM (7MRhd)

353 Gateway Pundit + Santa Monica = perfect storm of fake news.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 17, 2019 01:23 PM (xPl2J)


Nods. I'll put it this way -- Both of them have more than a passing familiarity with completely unsubstantiated news.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 17, 2019 01:47 PM (Z4rgH)

354 When was the last photo of Superwoman?

Posted by: Moron Robbie Abridged at January 17, 2019 01:46 PM (4E/ZH)

Can't even remember..at the Kav confirmation at the WH? Where she had the mittens on her hands and glared dourly at everyone?

Posted by: IC at January 17, 2019 01:47 PM (a0IVu)

355 Really? You didn't laugh when they get in the elevator and turn on the proton pack.
Posted by: MAGA at January 17, 2019 01:42 PM (/NQbZ)

That movie just went right over my head....

Posted by: The G.R. at January 17, 2019 01:47 PM (NFEMn)

356 Judge Nap just called Rudy a caricature of his former self


omg the kettle knows no pots

Posted by: Majolica at January 17, 2019 01:47 PM (L/iaS)

357 Alec Baldwin was the original Jack Ryan in "The Hunt For Red October" but gave it up to Harrison Ford .. who does that ?

Posted by: SMOD at January 17, 2019 01:48 PM (QkjLD)

358
I never liked Ghosbusters. When it originally came out, I took my kid
sister and her friend to see it. They were both 8 years old.

I laughed exactly once---when the Stay-Puff marshmallow man made his entrance.

I just never "got" this movie.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 17, 2019 01:38 PM (NFEMn)

It was a good movie for sure. How it became this artistic treasure I can guess at. People who remember it as one of their first movies certainly saw movies go downhill since. But even in 1984. Was Romancing the Stone not more fun? Was Amadeus not a better work of art? In the end, it is all about taste. The original Ghostbusters was a modern classic no doubt.

Did I just change my mind in the same paragraph?

Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2019 01:48 PM (n13/j)

359 Hmmm...Is it possible to even hide something like that in this day and age?



Posted by: IC at January 17, 2019 01:43 PM
**************
Is it possible that in Wisconsin IIRC, they can threaten you with jail for even talking to an attorney about some cases?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 17, 2019 01:48 PM (dvH9o)

360 Apparently..... not.

~Terri Schiavo
Posted by: fixerupper


ooooof

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2019 01:48 PM (d7Ww2)

361 >>Can they keep her "alive" for another 4 years?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 17, 2019 01:45 PM (AzW6q)

They could rebuild her. They have the technology. They could make her better. Stronger. Faster.

Posted by: Zod at January 17, 2019 01:48 PM (Bdeb0)

362 Nood!

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 17, 2019 01:49 PM (9B/d8)

363 I'm leaning towards not-really-a-coma from pain medications but no real difference."

A lot of pain meds.

Had a cracked rib, others bruised, and pulmonary embolism at the same time. More than once I thought "this is it..."
Then the meds would kick in...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 17, 2019 01:49 PM (6qErC)

364
He is a dick but he did come good stuff.

Was that "Shep" who wrote that?

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 17, 2019 01:49 PM (jYje5)

365 They could rebuild her. They have the technology. They could make her better. Stronger. Faster.

Posted by: Zod at January 17, 2019 01:48 PM (Bdeb0)

When is the next summer olympics? RBG for the fastest woman alive.

Posted by: IC at January 17, 2019 01:49 PM (a0IVu)

366 Nood Bee. Not Samantha, don't worry

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 17, 2019 01:49 PM (KUaJL)

367 They could rebuild her with more lifelike skin....

Posted by: kraken at January 17, 2019 01:49 PM (90T4r)

368 361 >>Can they keep her "alive" for another 4 years?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 17, 2019 01:45 PM (AzW6q)

They could rebuild her. They have the technology. They could make her better. Stronger. Faster.
Posted by: Zod at January 17, 2019 01:48 PM (Bdeb0)

Ive already covered that

about 2 weeks ago

Posted by: Majolica at January 17, 2019 01:50 PM (L/iaS)

369 if you are in the mood for an old fashioned violent revenge flick this weekend rent Peppermint at redbox.
Jennifer Garner does ok, and the bad guys are Hispanic gangbangers and corrupt cops. Un-pc

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 17, 2019 01:51 PM (BJlbN)

370 I never liked Ghosbusters. When it originally came out, I took my kid
sister and her friend to see it. They were both 8 years old.

I laughed exactly once---when the Stay-Puff marshmallow man made his entrance.

I just never "got" this movie.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 17, 2019 01:38 PM (NFEMn)


Yes. It's true. This man has no dick.

Posted by: Peter Venkman at January 17, 2019 01:51 PM (F4u7C)

371 One entry on Bing says "The Santa Monica Observer plays fast and loose with the facts".


So they are as legit as the NYT & WaPo?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 01:51 PM (tHAoL)

372
We need to stop shaming women who refuse to succumb to stereotypical gender norms-women have every right to embrace their body hair. Gloriously, the first month of the new year has been dubbed "Januhairy," an ongoing celebration on social media encouraging women to grow out and show off their body hair.


If they thought women really wanted to show off their body hair they'd hold this event in the summer not in the winter when women are wearing heavy clothing.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 17, 2019 01:51 PM (TAmPV)

373 347 When was the last photo of Superwoman?

Posted by: Moron Robbie Abridged at January 17, 2019 01:46 PM (4E/ZH)


Last week or so. She was photographed in a wheelchair being wheeled out of her residence and into an SUV. I think it was DM that carried the pic(s).

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 17, 2019 01:51 PM (Z4rgH)

374 281
H-wood is lousy with the SJW ethos now. It's too late. They will continue with the axe-grinding until entire studios go B/K or bought out by china.

Expect a lot of chinese movies in your kids future.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 17, 2019 01:36 PM (ZejZP)


That could actually be an improvement compared to the SJW crap.

Posted by: rickl at January 17, 2019 01:51 PM (xjiRE)

375 Aeon Flux has to be .... THE .... worst movie of all time.

WT actual F??
Posted by: fixerupper at January 17, 2019

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Never saw that. Does she get barefoot in it?

Posted by: Q. Tarantino at January 17, 2019 01:52 PM (7MRhd)

376 Apparently..... not.

~Terri Schiavo

+++

There's one hell of a blog post

Posted by: Total Control Racist at January 17, 2019 01:53 PM (Tdadx)

377 The best gillette meme I've seen so far;
http://uberhumor.com/oh-gillette

Posted by: 18-1 at January 17, 2019 01:54 PM (cRkMZ)

378 348
343 I wonder how long they can keep RBG alive. I mean I think she still
is, but if she dies before Nov. 2020, she will still be "alive" until
then, I'm sure. What happens if Trump wins, though? Can they keep her
"alive" for another 4 years?



Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 17, 2019 01:45 PM (AzW6q)



Cryogenics?

Posted by: IC at January 17, 2019 01:46 PM (a0IVu)


Not sop much about how long can they keep her alive. Basically she is in hiding. How long can she stay in hiding before it becomes a problem. The "She's getting better" routine is going to be patently false in about 2 weeks.

Let' play if this were an "R" and by now we would have had a daily count on the screen of days since Justice "R" went unseen. Playing politics with the court yadda yadda.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 17, 2019 01:54 PM (ymnmz)

379 244 Keanu Reeves gets a lot of criticism for being a "terrible actor" and a no-talent hack. ANd yet, somehow, despite all that, he continually creates unforgettable iconic characters, from the very beginning of his career, up until today. And he also has inspired many franchises, which is a sign of extreme financial success.

I think critics hate him for these very reasons.
Posted by: unpleasant deviant at January 17, 2019 01:29 PM (c+2jX

And he's apparently a genuinely terrific human being.

And maybe proof that "working hard" really is the most important thing?

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at January 17, 2019 02:00 PM (BD/yx)

380 Reeves doesn't have a lot of range in is acting - but he is very good in the roles that fit him - Matrix, Wick, The Replacements, Bill and Ted etc....

Posted by: 18-1 at January 17, 2019 02:05 PM (cRkMZ)

381 Come on. A major popular motion picture where the EPA is a villain.

What's not to like?

Posted by: Fritz (not Fritz) at January 17, 2019 02:06 PM (IIOyJ)

382 "RBG has pneumonia..... who saw THAT coming???.... sheesh.

Posted by: kraken"

I have it now, and it sux. I can only imagine how bad its for an 85yr cancer survivor with injured ribs.

Don't make plans for the Summer. Just saying....

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt. Attendant, Starboard Side at January 17, 2019 02:07 PM (67aEn)

383 Blazing Saddles.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 01:13 PM (tHAoL)

+++

My top three movie.
Other two: Young Frankenstein and Princess Bride.

Posted by: Flyover at January 17, 2019 02:53 PM (B5K06)

384 12 I thought I saw on Red Letter Media that Ivan Reitman's son is helming the Ghostbusters movie.Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at January 17, 2019 12:52 PM (PFy0L)

Shaved head rainbow boi?

Eh, guess he's pretty funny. I really did like the weird short he did for RLM BOTW.

Posted by: Goodwife Cleo at January 17, 2019 06:45 PM (27q/y)

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