Dear Enemy-of-the-People Media, Which Conservatives, Exactly, "Shamed" Alexandria Ocasio Cortez Over Her Dance Video? Can You Name Them? Or Will You Just Continue to Assert There Were Such Conservatives Without Providing Actual Evidence of Them?

Trust us, they lied.

I mean, all it would take is a link. But for some reason they've decided not to do that.

A twitter account with the suspiciously on-the-nose name "QAnon1776" -- way to hit every single fringe/conservative meme there! -- was suddenly birthed and was soon suddenly deleted. During its brief life, however, it managed to "break" the news that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortex once did a Breakfast Club dance in "high school."

They say "high school" despite the fact that she is wearing a "BOSTON UNIVERSITY" t-shirt, and the "BOSTON UNIVERSITY" name is emblazoned exactly where your eyes are glued -- it's a tight shirt, and in that shirt, she has a nice rack.

So it's kind of hard to imagine what this "QAnon" devotee was looking at instead of "BOSTON UNIVERSITY."

Block-letter words and big meaty tits -- how do they work?

A little suspicious. Kind of a deliberate Rake-Stomp right off the bat.

It should also be noted that many people say this video was actually publicized during her congressional campaign, and caused no ripples then.

So why is this being "broken" now?

In any event, no named "conservatives" apart from "QAnon1776," who I hear is close personal friends with "GunTotingCommieHunter69" as well as "MakeBitchesMakeSammitches4Ever" as well as "MAGAInsertRacialSlurHereKiller," commented on the video, apart from the usual Twitter Cucks spending all night and morning Virtue Signalling that they did not see why anyone would think this was embarrassing.

They like saying obvious things that liberals agree with. Or rather, they like being seen by their liberal friends saying obvious things that liberals agree with.

This proves that they are not Deplorable like those other, you know, Deplorables.

In other words: You.

I would have linked it myself except for the fact that it shows Ocasio-Cortez in a more appealing and more juglightful light than I'm used to seeing her, and I reasoned that her big jugs and frisky attitude and also her big jugs would tend to make people like her more.

Until this video I thought she was plain. She looked like she was turning into una abeula rather early --lotta lines in that face for a 29 year old -- with a face that looked like a Peasant Sandal to which had been appended Cookie Monster googly eyes.

But here? Lots of energy. And a tight shirt with big jugs.

A butterface, sure. But you know what? As the Reverend Doctor Martin Luther King Junior said, "I can't fuck a face. Oh wait I can. But still-- dem jugs doh."


The media began shaming "conservatives" for allegedly attempting to shame Ocasio-Cortez for this "high school" dance she performed in a BOSTON UNIVERSITY t-shirt on top of a BOSTON UNIVERSITY building with the BOSTON SKYLINE clearly visible in background.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez herself used this #FakeNews opportunity to,get this promote herself as a Social Media Messiah.



So everyone, from the media to the Democrats (if you can imagine such a wide swathe of humanity) were very certain that "conservatives" and "the GOP" went berserk over this.

They just couldn't quite say who those conservatives actually were.

Even when directly asked about it.





They still have not said which conservatives attempted to shame a shapely co-ed for doing a silly dance while in college.

You'll just have to trust them -- there were a lot of them. There was QAnon1776, there was GunsDontKillPoepleIKillPeople69, there was TrumpWillGetRidofAllTheGooks69.

And there was ChristDemandsBloodSacrifice and CrazyDementedVeteranWithNothingLeftToLose.

You know, solid conservatives with totally-not-made-up-screennames like that.

Oh wait -- it's a Conspiracy Theory to say leftists make up false flag accounts in order to discredit actual conservatives.

Except when it, you know, isn't:

Democratic operatives created fake Russian bots
designed to link Kremlin to Roy Moore in Alabama race

So you keep pumping out that #FakeNews, Enemy of the People Media.

And please note which "conservatives" chose to side with the Enemy of the People Media and denounce the conservatives who were "shaming" Ocasio-Cortez, a conspiracy so vast that its members cannot even be named, and which actual conservatives decided to call bullshit on the #FakeNews media and ask for proof for their claims.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:42 PM




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1 Wut

Posted by: Jabroni at January 04, 2019 05:41 PM (TcM5G)

2 Yep, that's BU.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 04, 2019 05:42 PM (/tuJf)

3 Just more propaganda for the new Communist Messiah. Par for the course. She's getting the 2008 Obama treatment.

Posted by: zombie at January 04, 2019 05:42 PM (c+2jX)

4 OMG I need to thank my 2nd grade teacher, my parents, God Almighty, etc, for "first".

Posted by: Jabroni at January 04, 2019 05:42 PM (TcM5G)

5 Thing is, most people have no idea this even happened. Twitter is such an insular alternate reality.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at January 04, 2019 05:42 PM (cfSRQ)

6 Was it set to Wild Thing?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 04, 2019 05:43 PM (NiQyj)

7 Conservatives think electing ignorant scam artists is scandalous.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 04, 2019 05:43 PM (bcbK8)

8 Ace should do a week with zero twitter linking. Go back to the old long-form parodies and focus on actual blogs.

Probably lower his blood pressure.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at January 04, 2019 05:43 PM (cfSRQ)

9 ANYTHING to get her in the headlines.

Actual achievements thus far:
Zero

Announced plans thus far: Ludicrous communist/fascist fantasy scenarios with a $200 trillion price tag.

Oh, but she's IMPORTANT. She's ATTRACTIVE. She's the new QUEEN BEE. Worship (i.e. vote for) her!

Posted by: zombie at January 04, 2019 05:44 PM (c+2jX)

10 So Mitt Romney created the account and had the vapors so bad he fainted right on the couch?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 04, 2019 05:44 PM (NiQyj)

11 She leaked the the thing herself or the people supporting her did she he could claim utterly fatuously "The GOP thinks dancing woman are scandalous' Riiiiiight! and they want to make women wear red puritan customs and wait for the leader to impregnate all of them.


A O-C is tiresome and she's only been in office for three days. Absolutely narcissistic

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 04, 2019 05:44 PM (AllCR)

12 They really don't understand what they are doing to our society.

If we are constantly accused of doing bad things, when we do not. When we are PUNISHED for Acts which we never did.

Why be good? Why not DO the evil acts we are already accused of, and being punished for?

Posted by: Don Q at January 04, 2019 05:44 PM (NgKpN)

13 So I my "BigDickConservativePlaya69" Twitter handle sounds fake?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 04, 2019 05:44 PM (Uj7SU)

14 Besides, the only relevance most of the cucks have now is their Twitter feed. NRO is dying, Weekly Standard is dead.

Of Jonah Goldberg farted out another tweet about his dog or what counts as pizza and no one bothered to read it, the world would be a better place.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at January 04, 2019 05:45 PM (cfSRQ)

15 Here's a question: Wouldn't there have to be some conservatives actually still on Twitter for them to be tweet-raging about a video on Twitter?

Posted by: Hands at January 04, 2019 05:45 PM (786Ro)

16 She is drunk on her own fumes. Actually pathological, to be honest. Never seen anyone so in love with themselves, and with so many enablers.

Posted by: zombie at January 04, 2019 05:45 PM (c+2jX)

17 >>>8 Ace should do a week with zero twitter linking. Go back to the old long-form parodies and focus on actual blogs.

Probably lower his blood pressure.

...

It keeps me warm.

Posted by: ace as played by C Thomas Howell in Red Dawn at January 04, 2019 05:45 PM (PbpT7)

18 Sounds like another Democrat propaganda *air quotes* experiment to me, ace!!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2019 05:46 PM (W+vEI)

19 This reminds me of when "reporters" talk about 'controversial' candidates and positions....when they, themselves create the controversy.

It's like CNN quoting itself as a source.

#fakenews

#realtits

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 04, 2019 05:46 PM (bcbK8)

20 I for one don't have to pretend she is a 'statesman'.

Posted by: Eromero at January 04, 2019 05:46 PM (zLDYs)

21 So we're supposed to get all upset or something? I mean who the fuck cares about this ... Person... They sure are trying to promote her

Posted by: It's me donna at January 04, 2019 05:46 PM (O2RFr)

22 The guy in red is all but doing the white man's overbite. Maybe that's racist. I just really like When Harry Met Sally.

Posted by: Jabroni at January 04, 2019 05:46 PM (TcM5G)

23 >>>16 She is drunk on her own fumes. Actually pathological, to be honest. Never seen anyone so in love with themselves, and with so many enablers.

it's pretty amazing.

Posted by: ace at January 04, 2019 05:46 PM (PbpT7)

24 I'm sure there were people who criticized but who fucking cares? This is the media at their current finest.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 04, 2019 05:46 PM (4e+hS)

25 I need to get back to writing.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 04, 2019 05:46 PM (NiQyj)

26 Folks, its the Obama playbook.

Not known for accomplishments, but for appearances.

Its the Kardashians... famous for being famous.

Its the OPPOSITE of what Martin Luther King espoused... known for the color of their skin, not the content of their character.

Posted by: Don Q at January 04, 2019 05:47 PM (NgKpN)

27 Oh, but she's IMPORTANT. She's ATTRACTIVE. She's the new QUEEN BEE. Worship (i.e. vote for) her!

Posted by: zombie at January 04, 2019 05:44 PM (c+2jX)

---
This is self-limiting, though.

At some point she's going to do the obligatory "don't hate be because I'm young and beautiful" and the howling furies will descend on her.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at January 04, 2019 05:47 PM (cfSRQ)

28 By the time she's 85, AOC will look like RBG.

Posted by: Hands at January 04, 2019 05:47 PM (786Ro)

29 >>She is drunk on her own fumes. Actually pathological, to be honest. Never seen anyone so in love with themselves, and with so many enablers.

She hasn't had to actually do anything yet. Wait about 6 months when she realizes that nobody gives a shit what she thinks and liberals suffer through their own version of Failure Theater and she won't be so perky.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 04, 2019 05:47 PM (/tuJf)

30 Somebody made fun of her dancing?
OMG those MOTHERF**KERS!

Posted by: wth at January 04, 2019 05:47 PM (v0R5T)

31 The Left can't meme. But it can lie.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 04, 2019 05:47 PM (bcbK8)

32 Cruz has submitted a bill for term limits for Senators and Reps. I predict Republicans will support and Dems will not. The House will kill it. Good gamesmanship by Cruz because I think he knows this is what will happen and he's using it to make Dems look bad. Its a no lose proposal.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 04, 2019 05:47 PM (W9BSD)

33 >> She is drunk on her own fumes. Actually pathological, to be honest. Never seen anyone so in love with themselves, and with so many enablers.


Yup. Best to ignore her. Right now, she's much more of a pain in the a$$ for her Democrat colleagues.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2019 05:47 PM (W+vEI)

34 Ace, if you're reading this:

In the sidebar, you posted this:

"Australian Identical Twins Both Want to Get Pregnant by the Same Man and Marry Him
A little fake-news-by-implied-suggestion here: When I said "Australian Identical Twins," you almost surely got the image of two smoldering hotties in the dick lobe of your brain (the medula obthickgata). They're... well, they're fine. Like a Burger King Whaler fish sandwich is fine. It's not really what you wanted, but, whatever: It's fine.
It'll do. If it must."

Link to https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/ australian-twin-sisters-claim-they-both-intend-to- get-pregnant-by-same-boyfriend-this-is-what-works-for-us

HOWEVER, there's an interesting crazy "glitch" to this story:

ALL THE PICTURES OF THE IDENTICAL TWINS HAVE BEEN CRUDELY PHOTOSHOPPED.

Don't believe me? GO tot he link (remove spaced in URL) and scroll down to the various photos of them. Cringey bad photoshops.

PLUS, they admit to having plastic surgery in attempt to resemble each other more.

They market themselves as "the world's most identical twins."

Something is more than fishy about all this.

The whole thing is some amateur-level publicity stunt.

Posted by: zombie at January 04, 2019 05:47 PM (c+2jX)

35 What is it like to be a big fake progressive and think life is actually "Footloose?"

This just further advances my theory that every single thing liberals think they know about conservatives comes from their own reflection of them in pop culture.

Every single thing about this person is fake. Fake. Fake-fake.

Mine are real, though. And spectacular.

Posted by: Filly at January 04, 2019 05:48 PM (aNmky)

36 Adam Baldwin said it shows prep kids at an elite school.

Posted by: MikeN at January 04, 2019 05:48 PM (o/eHL)

37 http://bit.ly/2AteD88
***********
Ford cancels Mexico plant, expands U.S. factory and adds 700 jobs

Posted by: Mitt Romney AKA John McCain at January 04, 2019 05:48 PM (BqBId)

38 >>>The whole thing is some amateur-level publicity stunt.


I kind of thought that was implied!

Posted by: ace at January 04, 2019 05:48 PM (PbpT7)

39 yes, conservatives hate and fear dancing.

are they making Footloose again?

Posted by: x at January 04, 2019 05:48 PM (nFwvY)

40 She hasn't had to actually do anything yet. Wait
about 6 months when she realizes that nobody gives a shit what she
thinks and liberals suffer through their own version of Failure Theater
and she won't be so perky.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 04, 2019 05:47 PM (/tuJf)

---
When federal workers who got empty paychecks start asking loudly about whether she's giving up her pay as well, the bloom will be off the rose.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at January 04, 2019 05:49 PM (cfSRQ)

41 I for one support big jugs and tight shirts!!

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 04, 2019 05:49 PM (2sCft)

42 Has PornHub got any of her vids up yet?

2020 historic first! Female PornHub president!

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 04, 2019 05:49 PM (4ZE6o)

43 She's an idiot. Perfect "representative" for much of America, tragically. But even though she's clearly not very bright, her cluelessness and stupid ideas/"values" are not a bit worse than her older Dem colleagues.


Good job, America!

Posted by: rhomboid at January 04, 2019 05:49 PM (QDnY+)

44 She's cute, but the more I see of this crap, the more I suspect that there's a sex tape of her out there somewhere.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 04, 2019 05:49 PM (wCmLp)

45 >>>28 By the time she's 85, AOC will look like RBG.

by the time she's 35, I'd say.

Seriously, she's got a lot of lines on that face. Her face looks like the sun-baked playas of her native wherever.

Posted by: ace at January 04, 2019 05:49 PM (PbpT7)

46 THANK YOU! This has been driving me batty all day.

I also need to get the hell off of Twitter.

But yes, obviously PR play is obvious.

Was sad to see some sort of decent conservative ish people fall for this and use it to "distance themselves from deplorables" - specifically Anchoress, who apparently had a lobotomy at some point when I wasn't looking?

Seriously what on earth has happened to my former "internet pal" right-leaning Catholics? I must have missed a Church missive or something.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 04, 2019 05:50 PM (Rarvo)

47 I hear the GOP thinks women dancing are scandalous.

Wait till they find out Congresswomen dance too!



Wait till you find out we like to POUNCE and SEIZE, too!

Posted by: GOP as portrayed by MSM at January 04, 2019 05:50 PM (786Ro)

48 28 By the time she's 85 40, AOC will look like RBG.
Posted by: Hands at January 04, 2019 05:47 PM (786Ro)

The Wall is waiting for her.
Bigly.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 04, 2019 05:50 PM (bcbK8)

49 Maybe if we accuse her of carrying Sarah Palin's baby, we'll get to the bottom of who these true conservatives are.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at January 04, 2019 05:50 PM (jWe5r)

50 I'd totally motorboat dat'ass!!!

Posted by: 'Warcock69WhoBitchThisIs' at January 04, 2019 05:50 PM (beH4q)

51 32 Cruz has submitted a bill for term limits for Senators and Reps. I predict Republicans will support and Dems will not. The House will kill it. Good gamesmanship by Cruz because I think he knows this is what will happen and he's using it to make Dems look bad. Its a no lose proposal.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 04, 2019 05:47 PM (W9BSD)

If he gave a shit about it, why didn't he put it up LAST Session?

You know, when the Repubs held BOTH houses?

This is political bullshit. Typical Republican failure theatre.

Posted by: Don Q at January 04, 2019 05:50 PM (NgKpN)

52 The fall of AOC will be hard.

I pity the poor girl.

Posted by: MJ at January 04, 2019 05:50 PM (gAMkn)

53 Apparently going by Sandy just wasn't gonna cut it when she planned on running for office. Just too white.

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at January 04, 2019 05:50 PM (IYHxL)

54 She dances like a $10 whore who got a $5 tip. She offends my sense of propriety and illustrates a serious problem in America : More tits than brains.

Posted by: EvictDemMexicans100 at January 04, 2019 05:50 PM (4e+hS)

55 Mike Obama is still hotter when s/he shakes that thang.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 04, 2019 05:50 PM (1g7ch)

56 All I gathered from this video is that, contrary to stereotype, black BU students can't dance.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 04, 2019 05:50 PM (NWiLs)

57 I have to go but would like to point one little touch if irony. One of the lines in the chorus of the song used in the BU video is "not easily offended." This described precisely nothing to do with this entire farce - from the place and time where the video was created straight through to now wherever these assbags reside.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 04, 2019 05:50 PM (I2dne)

58 41 I for one support big jugs and tight shirts!!
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 04, 2019 05:49 PM (2sCft)

:fistbump:

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 04, 2019 05:50 PM (bcbK8)

59 What is it like to be a big fake progressive and think life is actually "Footloose?"

This just further advances my theory that every single thing liberals think they know about conservatives comes from their own reflection of them in pop culture.

Every single thing about this person is fake. Fake. Fake-fake.

Mine are real, though. And spectacular.
Posted by: Filly at January 04, 2019 05:48 PM (aNmky)

Everything they know about politics, they learned from watching The West Wing while high.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 04, 2019 05:50 PM (wCmLp)

60 Posted by: Don Q at January 04, 2019 05:50 PM (NgKpN)

Just wait until the Republicans start telling us we have to deliver them House again.

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at January 04, 2019 05:51 PM (IYHxL)

61 I have never yet seen a pic of Occasional where her mouth is closed. Maybe it's because of all the chiclet teeth.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 04, 2019 05:51 PM (2NqXo)

62 I cant believe that MLK !!

Posted by: McCool at January 04, 2019 05:51 PM (BySB9)

63 "It should also be noted that many people say this video was actually publicized during her congressional campaign, and caused no ripples then."

First read this as "nipples." I've been hanging out here way too long...

Posted by: Insomniac at January 04, 2019 05:51 PM (NWiLs)

64 "Why be good? Why not DO the evil acts we are already accused of, and being punished for?"

Exactly. Some of us just might get the idea we've got nothing to lose.
So, why not go for broke?

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at January 04, 2019 05:51 PM (jWe5r)

65 This just further advances my theory that every single thing liberals think they know about conservatives comes from their own reflection of them in pop culture.

WAIT

Remember that HBO show, Dream On?!?!

Was that considered like, a template for how to live your life or something?!!?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 04, 2019 05:51 PM (Rarvo)

66 I figure if you met Sandy face to face, she's probably a pretty cool chick. You'd probably like her after a short conversation that didn't expose her wackadoodle political ideas. She worked as a bartender and you've usually got to get along with a fairly wide swath of people to do that job. She's probably fun to be around if politics doesn't come up.

If anyone does think this video somehow makes her ridiculous, they probably do use WeShouldveNukedtheCommies69 as a screen name in an unironic way.

Remember the lessons from Trump. Someone can have a lot of luggage, but if they can connect no one is going to care what you come up with about them.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 04, 2019 05:51 PM (4ErVI)

67 38 >>>The whole thing is some amateur-level publicity stunt.


I kind of thought that was implied!
Posted by: ace


I mean to say: THey probably don't even resemble each other. THey're probably not even sisters. They couldn't even create a real photograph of themselves looking identical, so they simply photoshopped the same face on two different bodies. Primitive 'shop "skills." It is to laugh.

Posted by: zombie at January 04, 2019 05:52 PM (c+2jX)

68 by the time she's 35, I'd say.

Seriously, she's got a lot of lines on that face. Her face looks like the sun-baked playas of her native wherever.
Posted by: ace at January 04, 2019 05:49 PM/i]


That photo via @Jezebel isn't doing her any favors. I see a hint of RBG in her face.

Posted by: Hands at January 04, 2019 05:52 PM (786Ro)

69 She never looks busty in any current pictures or videos. I guess the tight tshirt and 19 year old figure helped.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at January 04, 2019 05:52 PM (yZYjx)

70 The rule of boobs... Once you've seen one set; you want to see the rest.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 04, 2019 05:52 PM (0OmEj)

71 I don't get this at all. She's no butterface, she's definitely curvy, and she's young and having a good time. So what?

Posted by: pep at January 04, 2019 05:52 PM (T6t7i)

72 Seriously, she's got a lot of lines on that face. Her face looks like the sun-baked playas of her native wherever.
Posted by: ace at January 04, 2019 05:49 PM (PbpT7)
+++++++++
Excellent work.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 04, 2019 05:52 PM (I2dne)

73 This video has been known forever. Why are members of Conservative Inc such huge faggits?
The young commie looks hot as fuck in that shirt in that video, so who is shaming a hot young girl for looking hot?

This is beyond retarded.

Posted by: Nanci Pelosi at January 04, 2019 05:53 PM (boHn2)

74 Did fun girl with nice tits ever take a civics class along the way ... like about branches of government? Or does she believe Pelosi is sorta "co-president"?

Posted by: illiniwek at January 04, 2019 05:53 PM (Cus5s)

75 She is drunk on her own fumes. Actually pathological, to be honest. Never seen anyone so in love with themselves, and with so many enablers.
Posted by: zombie at January 04, 2019 05:45 PM (c+2jX)

++++
Uhhh, Obama?

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 04, 2019 05:53 PM (2sCft)

76 41 I for one support big jugs and tight shirts!!

Posted by: SteveOReno

With your hands?

Posted by: Jabroni at January 04, 2019 05:53 PM (TcM5G)

77 The Dems must be sooo proud of their new Congress women.. A Palestinian Israel hating foul mouthed Trump hater, A Muslim brother marrying welfare cheating Somali, and a brain dead elitist who pretends to be a poor Hispanic... yeah... The creme de la creme

Posted by: It's me donna at January 04, 2019 05:53 PM (O2RFr)

78 There was a black guy in The Breakfast Club?

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2019 05:53 PM (sxa85)

79 Was sad to see some sort of decent conservative ish
people fall for this and use it to "distance themselves from
deplorables" - specifically Anchoress, who apparently had a lobotomy at
some point when I wasn't looking?



Seriously what on earth has happened to my former "internet pal"
right-leaning Catholics? I must have missed a Church missive or
something.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 04, 2019 05:50 PM (Rarvo)

---
The mask fell on a lot of people thanks to Trump.

A lot of religious bloggers have been revealed as self-promoting, self-righteous poseurs who love to come up with new lists of Donald Trump's sins.

I particularly loathe Mr. Benedict Option, who can't keep telling us that when evil arises and the Dark Age, begins, the best thing to do is hide under your bed until it goes away.

I swear, these people are all fired up to be martyrs for the faith as long as it doesn't hurt.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at January 04, 2019 05:53 PM (cfSRQ)

80 a.) white people really can't dance. Wow.

2.) nice tits.

iii.) I made it 1:36 into the video before I bailed. Beat that!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2019 05:53 PM (pUDQf)

81 So what? Queen Victoria would disapprove, but for the fact that she is dead.

How would this affect any thinking person's opinion?

Posted by: Burger Chef at January 04, 2019 05:53 PM (RuIsu)

82 That photo via @Jezebel isn't doing her any favors. I see a hint of RBG in her face.
Posted by: Hands

I'd leave more than a hint on her face.

Posted by: Patriot17.76Inches at January 04, 2019 05:54 PM (Uj7SU)

83 Start a counter meme.

"Democrats upset with Alexandria Ocasio Cortez because she only promotes opposite sex couples dancing and being happy, in her Boston University video, despite promoting Furry sex with the mascot, which is totally fine.

Posted by: Science at January 04, 2019 05:54 PM (AJj50)

84 I was hoping for the "Elaine dance from Seinfeld

Posted by: Bruce at January 04, 2019 05:54 PM (8ikIW)

85 I have never yet seen a pic of Occasional where her mouth is closed. Maybe it's because of all the chiclet teeth.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 04, 2019 05:51 PM (2NqXo)


She got a touch of lockjaw.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 04, 2019 05:54 PM (1g7ch)

86 the boob-size changes mean either

a) those titties are real and she goes on and off birth control and/or HGH

or

b) they are fakes but she keeps tweaking them

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 04, 2019 05:54 PM (Rarvo)

87 Her tits are her only redeeming factor. Not much to hang your hat on.

Posted by: freaked at January 04, 2019 05:54 PM (UdKB7)

88 She may have had breast reduction.

Posted by: Nanci Pelosi at January 04, 2019 05:54 PM (boHn2)

89

That song sucked.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 04, 2019 05:54 PM (HaL55)

90 I don't recall knowing about this much less get mad about it.

Posted by: DanMan at January 04, 2019 05:54 PM (XTiHL)

91 So the media and liberals hate us.

Nice of them to keep reminding us of this.

Also...now with our CommieCongress, the hate will be amped up a lot.

Posted by: shibumi at January 04, 2019 05:54 PM (OXL6p)

92 I'd say to the majority of men she's attractive but I'm not one of them. Even if she was a staunch conservative. Bug eyes are a big turn off for me.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 04, 2019 05:54 PM (W9BSD)

93 You call that Dancing?


Where's the Pole?

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2019 05:55 PM (sxa85)

94 Footloose, West Wing, Picket Fences, Saved!, the Flanders on the Simpsons.... etc

Posted by: Hands at January 04, 2019 05:55 PM (786Ro)

95 Dannit! Off old senile sock.

Posted by: literally serious at January 04, 2019 05:55 PM (boHn2)

96 Socialist bitchez are only good for squeakhole assaults!

Posted by: 'BitchezBeCrazySuckItSlutOkayWhitePower!' at January 04, 2019 05:55 PM (beH4q)

97 92 I'd say to the majority of men she's attractive but I'm not one of them. Even if she was a staunch conservative. Bug eyes are a big turn off for me.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 04, 2019 05:54 PM (W9BSD)

Fuck. You.

Posted by: Marty Feldman at January 04, 2019 05:55 PM (NWiLs)

98 Well, unless she had her teeth fixed in High School, this is a later vid. Maybe tits and teeth are a thing. Like Stormy style.

Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at January 04, 2019 05:55 PM (Jj+59)

99 Just so we're clear, are Dems now saying that going back into a person's history to find embarrassing shit is now bad?

I'm sure Kavanaugh will be relieved to hear that.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2019 05:55 PM (pUDQf)

100 She may have had breast reduction.

She's definitely had brain reduction

Posted by: It's me donna at January 04, 2019 05:55 PM (O2RFr)

101 Is that guy dancing next to her Beto?

Posted by: MikeN at January 04, 2019 05:56 PM (o/eHL)

102 >>Was sad to see some sort of decent conservative ish people fall for this and use it to "distance themselves from deplorables" - specifically Anchoress,



Isn't that what the fake Russian bot "experiment" in the Alabama Senate race was intended to do, along with firing up their own side?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2019 05:56 PM (W+vEI)

103 >>>86 the boob-size changes mean either

a) those titties are real and she goes on and off birth control and/or HGH

or

b) they are fakes but she keeps tweaking them

...

I honestly wondered about that too BUT I have given up expecting consistency in women's breast sizes. See Brittany Spears' constant shifting from b-cups to double-d's and back down again.

Women wear push-up bras and wonderbras and it's all basically illusion, trickery, and witchcraft.

Posted by: ace at January 04, 2019 05:56 PM (PbpT7)

104 93 You call that Dancing?


Where's the Pole?
Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2019 05:55 PM (sxa85)

I thought she was Puerto Rican.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 04, 2019 05:56 PM (NWiLs)

105 I keep saying this, but this shit is all A/B tested for impact.

I am willing to bet that big tech helps out in these tests to see what will work, and then it is unleashed.

So this is not AI, but it is *augmented* intelligence (like augmented reality is computer graphics overlayed on actual video, so not quite virtual reality,...)

We have entered a new realm of mass media manipulation, and the Left has all the cards.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 04, 2019 05:56 PM (LWu6U)

106 She may have had breast reduction

I discounted that possibility only b/c they are really a nice size? Not HUGE or back-breaking, kind of perfect. Why would you reduce those?

that surgery even today is pretty tough. it's no fun at all. verrrrry painful lots of scarring.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 04, 2019 05:56 PM (Rarvo)

107 She's definitely had brain reduction
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Did she ever have one in the first place?

Posted by: shibumi at January 04, 2019 05:57 PM (OXL6p)

108 Mine are real, though. And spectacular.

Posted by: Filly at January 04, 2019 05:48 PM (aNmky)

You know the rules.

Posted by: Old Blue at January 04, 2019 05:57 PM (gEvQ8)

109 She'll sag like Pelosi in five.

Posted by: wth at January 04, 2019 05:57 PM (v0R5T)

110 TOGTFO

Posted by: The Jiggler at January 04, 2019 05:57 PM (UCIKX)

111 I really think this entire thing was a "hey nice tits" humblebrag setup to "humanize" her (mammalize?) that they post-facto realized they could try to make political-meme hay on....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 04, 2019 05:57 PM (Ct55T)

112 My Twitter name is BitchesGetHelicopterRides72(not really)

Posted by: steevy at January 04, 2019 05:57 PM (BXMxN)

113
There was a black guy in The Breakfast Club?

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2019 05:53 PM (sxa85)



He was the first guy killed...as always. Brian Dennehy was excellent in the role.

Posted by: NC Ref at January 04, 2019 05:57 PM (KB3MD)

114
I honestly wondered about that too BUT I have
given up expecting consistency in women's breast sizes. See Brittany
Spears' constant shifting from b-cups to double-d's and back down again.



Women wear push-up bras and wonderbras and it's all basically illusion, trickery, and witchcraft.





Posted by: ace at January 04, 2019 05:56 PM (PbpT7)

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As someone who has studied this puzzle for years, often close up, I agree.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at January 04, 2019 05:58 PM (cfSRQ)

115 Bug eyes are a big turn off for me.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation

She's got permanent O face

Posted by: Bruce at January 04, 2019 05:58 PM (8ikIW)

116 Was sad to see some sort of decent conservative ish people fall for this and use it to "distance themselves from deplorables" - specifically Anchoress

I have dim memories of this blogger. Seemed to come up during the Bush years.

Possible answer: 9/11 conservative. Many such cases! Not really conservative, just got spooked by the terror attacks and latched on to the party that would do something about it (no matter how poorly planned and executed it ended up being).

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 04, 2019 05:58 PM (4ErVI)

117 Big boobies in tight shirt with a petite body is a huge turn on for me. That and a pair of hip hugging comfy pants and I'm very turned on.

Posted by: literally serious at January 04, 2019 05:58 PM (boHn2)

118 Speaking of hitting a wall, Kyrsten Sinema, in the recent photos, looks like an aging b-list starlet desperate to get a big break. Worse, in the pictures where she's dressed all in pink, she looks like she's about twenty years older.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 04, 2019 05:58 PM (wCmLp)

119 FullOnWhackJob

Posted by: RichardAdler at January 04, 2019 05:58 PM (FhXTo)

120 Women wear push-up bras and wonderbras and it's all basically illusion, trickery, and witchcraft.





Posted by: ace at January 04, 2019 05:56 PM (PbpT7)"
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Holy crap, "Witchcraft" just came on my playlist.

Ace, you got a trail cam in here?

Posted by: K.N. McBride at January 04, 2019 05:59 PM (cfSRQ)

121 Me? I think the whole Conservative women are much better looking than democrat women meme hit a nerve and they had to go find someone to redeem them.

Unfortunately, shes dumb as a biz of rocks.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2019 05:59 PM (pUDQf)

122 I want to know what Mittens thinks, our new self-appointed arbiter of taste. I wonder what the fuck is wrong with him, its a Mormon thing or a Romney thing. I know one thing for sure about Mormons
no forget that , I'm not starting a flame war

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at January 04, 2019 05:59 PM (Jj+59)

123 I honestly wondered about that too BUT I have given up expecting consistency in women's breast sizes. See Brittany Spears' constant shifting from b-cups to double-d's and back down again.

Women wear push-up bras and wonderbras and it's all basically illusion, trickery, and witchcraft.

Posted by: ace

Brittney is also a naturally thicc girl who yo-yo diets based on her touring schedule. Tits are some of the first places weight comes off.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 04, 2019 05:59 PM (Uj7SU)

124 She does have fine birthing hips and breasts than can feed triplets.


I bid $1000 for the dancing whore!

Posted by: WhoBitchThisIs69 at January 04, 2019 05:59 PM (4e+hS)

125 How come she used the term congresswoman? Didn't she commit a hate crime.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at January 04, 2019 05:59 PM (Mv90B)

126
Women wear push-up bras and wonderbras and it's all basically illusion, trickery, and witchcraft.


Deviltry, isolationism, free silver!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 04, 2019 05:59 PM (HtsKA)

127 Or, it's actually A.O.C's face superimposed onto video of Max Boot learning about two-for-one day at Fancy Lad's Pocket Square Emporium and Haberdashery.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 04, 2019 05:59 PM (Ct55T)

128 Dancing? Looked like a group spaz attack to me.

Posted by: wth at January 04, 2019 06:00 PM (v0R5T)

129 The Twitter is settled.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 04, 2019 06:00 PM (aKsyK)

130 I thought Brian Denney starred as the library

Posted by: A dude in MI at January 04, 2019 06:00 PM (OOH1c)

131 She does have fine birthing hips and breasts than can feed triplets.


Dear God please don't let her reproduce

Posted by: It's me donna at January 04, 2019 06:00 PM (O2RFr)

132 Um...a butterface is a good thing. You can look it up.

Posted by: Zombie Johnny Cash at January 04, 2019 06:00 PM (t2P6q)

133 Yeah I never saw anyone criticize her.

It's like there is some sort of belief that all Republicans just can't stand the idea that someone dances, and only Kevin Bacon can fix it.

And that video would only make her more like able I would think. Because she seems to be genuinely having fun. And her rack is bigger than remembered.

This is a false flag.

Posted by: blaster at January 04, 2019 06:01 PM (ZfRYq)

134
I bid $1000 for the dancing whore!

Posted by: WhoBitchThisIs69 at January 04, 2019 05:59 PM (4e+hS)

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300 quatloos on the newcomer!

Posted by: K.N. McBride at January 04, 2019 06:01 PM (cfSRQ)

135 >>Women wear push-up bras and wonderbras and it's all basically illusion, trickery, and witchcraft.


All they do is deceive.

This is why they take your prescious bodily fluids before they ever let you see them in the morning.

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2019 06:01 PM (sxa85)

136 "They still have not said which conservatives attempted to shame a shapely co-ed for doing a silly dance while in college."

I kinda figure it has Fusion GPS' hands all over it.

For no other reason than that's the exact kind of project in which they seem to specialize. Invent scandal then be the point enterprise PR team to disseminate the "dossier" disguised as a pseudo-press release to its conspirators in the MFM.

Maybe Neo-Bill Kristol et al. can provide some insight now. They might now be outside hires to help Team Statist.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 04, 2019 06:01 PM (6eEQ+)

137 Commies have tits....who new?

Posted by: DXO at January 04, 2019 06:01 PM (nzKWW)

138 131 She does have fine birthing hips and breasts than can feed triplets.


Dear God please don't let her reproduce
Posted by: It's me donna at January 04, 2019 06:00 PM (O2RFr)

She's Eccentrica Gallumbits?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 04, 2019 06:01 PM (NWiLs)

139 I too refused to watch her dance. I also ignore most of the memes from right or left about her.

I have no idea if she is a socialist, or an idiot, or that recent headline about her wanting a 70% tax on the wealthy to fund green stuff, or healthcare, or vajazzleing, or whatever. This is all manufactured crap.

She doesn't scare me like barry did when he first made the scene, since i suspect that most voters will be turned off before long


I have a theory that women are more catty then men, and that makes it harder for a female to get strong female support without losing all her male support. A man can be appealing to both sexes, but a woman is always limited by this reality, unless she acts like a man. occluded corona is not acting like a man.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 04, 2019 06:01 PM (LWu6U)

140 "Somebody made fun of her dancing?"

See? Banana dance - She thinks she's Mary Anne but she wants to reside on Ginger Island!

Posted by: Boswell at January 04, 2019 06:01 PM (32YRo)

141
Women wear push-up bras and wonderbras and it's all basically illusion, trickery, and witchcraft.

Posted by: ace at January 04, 2019 05:56 PM (PbpT7)

This reminds me of Chris Rock's genius stand-up, where he talk about women lying more than men because of the hair dye, push-up bras, heels that give the impression of being taller, makeup, etc. As a female who has even gone to the extent of eyelash extensions, I'd agree with him.

Posted by: Jabroni at January 04, 2019 06:01 PM (TcM5G)

142 AOC thinks THAT dance will scandalize us? It doesn't even phase us. She needs to up her game. Like a Russian figure skater.

Posted by: Hands at January 04, 2019 06:01 PM (786Ro)

143 132 Um...a butterface is a good thing. You can look it up.

Posted by: Zombie Johnny Cash at January 04, 2019 06:00 PM (t2P6q)

just not too far up.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 04, 2019 06:02 PM (Ct55T)

144 If you watch the video until the end she is listed in the credits as Sandy Ocasio-Cortez.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 04, 2019 06:02 PM (/tuJf)

145 Girlfriend wears a skin right thin tee shirt every night to bed hugging every 34D curve of boobs. I love it. Doesn't get any hotter than a tight thin tee shirt on a pair of D cups in my book.

Posted by: literally serious at January 04, 2019 06:02 PM (boHn2)

146 She did, however, go face down ass up for a few seconds at 2:40.

Posted by: wth at January 04, 2019 06:02 PM (v0R5T)

147 the number 69 seems to figure prominently in these Mad Right nics.

I will have to consult my dog-whistle decoder ring.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 04, 2019 06:02 PM (yQpMk)

148 Yeah, I remember them expressing the same concern over the vicious attacks on Sarah Palin over a cute "I may be broke but I'm not flat" T-shirt.

Posted by: moviegique at January 04, 2019 06:02 PM (oRIVo)

149 Odds are she won't reproduce to the left heterosex is ick and abortion is sacred.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 04, 2019 06:02 PM (0OmEj)

150 I am offended though with the black guy doing air guitar.

Cultural appropriation.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 04, 2019 06:02 PM (W9BSD)

151 MLK was wrong, though - you *can* fuck a face.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at January 04, 2019 06:03 PM (yZYjx)

152 She's not ageing well.

Posted by: Linux Pauling at January 04, 2019 06:03 PM (Uvtw5)

153 Never seen anyone so in love with themselves, and with so many enablers.
Posted by: zombie at January 04, 2019 05:45 PM (c+2jX)
=====

You're shittin' me....

Posted by: Barry O at January 04, 2019 06:03 PM (JcXHH)

154 Conservatives
Some folks
There are those who say


All the same now. If it's printed in the right sort of press, it's true.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 04, 2019 06:03 PM (z79tQ)

155 Commies Have Tits the lesser known Black Sabbath original version of Faeries Wear Boots

Posted by: steevy at January 04, 2019 06:03 PM (BXMxN)

156 Addendum to style guide, nightwalker edition:

Alex "titty-fucking" Cortez

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 04, 2019 06:03 PM (Ct55T)

157
115 Bug eyes are a big turn off for me.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation


No Dancing Queen Bees for you, then?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 04, 2019 06:03 PM (HtsKA)

158 she won't be so perky.


Posted by: JackStraw at January 04, 2019 05:47 PM (/tuJf)

That rack will be perky for another five years...minimum.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2019 06:03 PM (wYseH)

159 What's wrong with conservatives criticizing her about the retarded video?

Posted by: Max Power at January 04, 2019 06:03 PM (q177U)

160 >>>151 MLK was wrong, though - you *can* fuck a face.


HEAR DAT!

Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson Exploring the Attraction of Uranus at January 04, 2019 06:04 PM (PbpT7)

161 7 Conservatives think electing ignorant scam artists is scandalous.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 04, 2019 05:43 PM (bcbK

But as long as you aren't ignorant as such, it's all good.

At least in Utah.

Posted by: Mitt Romney at January 04, 2019 06:04 PM (Ojki1)

162 Who fucking cares if Rep. Commie Von Retard did something stupid a few years ago? It's nowhere near as stupid as electing her.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 04, 2019 06:04 PM (gyL25)

163 137
Commies have tits....who new?

Posted by: DXO at January 04, 2019 06:01 PM (nzKWW)

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Clearly you've never heard of Eastern Europe.


Posted by: K.N. McBride at January 04, 2019 06:04 PM (cfSRQ)

164 The manufacture of consent.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 04, 2019 06:04 PM (FTPVM)

165 As I wrote earlier went out to look for this video for a laugh and all I found wss ever media outlet was covering her just by goving her side and a video she has recently released.

Posted by: Skip at January 04, 2019 06:04 PM (/rm4P)

166 the number 69 seems to figure prominently in these Mad Right nics.

I will have to consult my dog-whistle decoder ring.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 04, 2019 06:02 PM (yQpMk)


n.b. 1969 is the year the Jews faked the moon landing.

It's all in the numbers, people.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 04, 2019 06:04 PM (t+qrx)

167 I hit it.

Posted by: Aureoles like silver dollar pancakes 69 at January 04, 2019 06:04 PM (yQpMk)

168 Why does the media imply it's somehow wrong to criticize her?

Posted by: Max Power at January 04, 2019 06:05 PM (q177U)

169 27

That's when tits and great rock stars die.

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2019 06:05 PM (sxa85)

170 I'ma swing by that fancy store what willow shops at and get me one them sweet alter egos. brb.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 04, 2019 06:05 PM (AFw0k)

171 137 Commies have tits....who new?
Posted by: DXO at January 04, 2019 06:01 PM (nzKWW)

Greta Garbo?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 04, 2019 06:05 PM (bcbK8)

172

She's an idiot. Perfect "representative" for much of America,
tragically. But even though she's clearly not very bright, her
cluelessness and stupid ideas/"values" are not a bit worse than her
older Dem colleagues.


What I want to know is which Grand Poobah in the DNC picked her? As you note (and everybody else knows now) she's not very bright. Certainly not smart enough to run a campaign. She has an economics degree and doesn't have a job in that field?
Who's propping her up? And why? Why not someone better looking, more articulate and smarter?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 04, 2019 06:05 PM (HaL55)

173 I am not gonna lie her in college is my flava.

Was it Insty who linked to some write up about hot girl privilege?

If she were awful looking she would not be adored for her stupid ideas.

Posted by: blaster at January 04, 2019 06:05 PM (ZfRYq)

174 Little Latin Lupe Douche looks so happy and fun all the time. Does she ever, like, work?

8 year olds.......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 04, 2019 06:05 PM (Z+IKu)

175 168
Why does the media imply it's somehow wrong to criticize her?

Posted by: Max Power at January 04, 2019 06:05 PM (q177U)

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Because Democrat.

Always wrong to criticize them.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at January 04, 2019 06:05 PM (cfSRQ)

176 yeah, I'm sure that video didn't fill Claire McAsskill and Hildog with guntrage

Posted by: x at January 04, 2019 06:06 PM (nFwvY)

177 Will Sinema let this stand unchallenged? She must prove to her constituents that she is the freshman congresslut with the best milkers.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at January 04, 2019 06:06 PM (yZYjx)

178 "Commies have tits....who new?"

They can't all look like Colonel Kleb.

Posted by: Boswell at January 04, 2019 06:06 PM (32YRo)

179 I am offended though with the black guy doing air guitar.

Cultural appropriation.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 04, 2019 06:02 PM (W9BSD)
.........

Me too. I thought the fag should have done jazz hands instead.

Posted by: wth at January 04, 2019 06:07 PM (v0R5T)

180 Clearly you've never heard of Eastern Europe.


Posted by: K.N. McBride at January 04, 2019 06:04 PM (cfSRQ)


Where the men are men, and so are the women's gymnasts.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 04, 2019 06:07 PM (wCmLp)

181 Farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 04, 2019 06:07 PM (nIcJp)

182 'Is your mouth a little weak
Is your nose less than Greek
When you open it to speak
Are you Smart?'

Posted by: Frank at January 04, 2019 06:07 PM (sxa85)

183 Oh wait -- it's a Conspiracy Theory to say leftists make up false flag accounts in order to discredit actual conservatives.


In fairness, she's a Jew now.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 04, 2019 06:07 PM (yQpMk)

184 2018 Sex Scandal Teacher Starting Lineup

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/317546/

Posted by: steevy at January 04, 2019 06:07 PM (BXMxN)

185
AOC thinks THAT dance will scandalize us? It doesn't even phase us. She needs to up her game. Like a Russian figure skater.
Posted by: Hands


She needs to dance with no underwear like Carmen Miranda.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 04, 2019 06:07 PM (aKsyK)

186 And I don't care about what A.OC did when just a kid

Posted by: Skip at January 04, 2019 06:07 PM (/rm4P)

187 Blaster: She isn't hot anymore though. Is there residual privilege? She'll just seem like Al Bundy still bragging about 4 touchdowns in one game.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at January 04, 2019 06:07 PM (yZYjx)

188 Will Sinema let this stand unchallenged? She must prove to her constituents that she is the freshman congresslut with the best milkers.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean

Awww sheeeet
We're gonna have a congressional twerk-off!

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 04, 2019 06:07 PM (Uj7SU)

189 What I want to know is which Grand Poobah in the DNC
picked her? As you note (and everybody else knows now) she's not very
bright. Certainly not smart enough to run a campaign. She has an
economics degree and doesn't have a job in that field?
Who's propping her up? And why? Why not someone better looking, more articulate and smarter?


Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 04, 2019 06:05 PM (HaL55)

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Nobody. It happens sometimes. You get a flier in a safe seat the manages to eek out a surprise win against a complacent incumbent.

There's a huge bunch of old white ladies who want the Dems to look more brown, so they probably threw enough money at her to get the job done.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at January 04, 2019 06:07 PM (cfSRQ)

190 170 I'ma swing by that fancy store what willow shops at and get me one them sweet alter egos. brb.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 04, 2019 06:05 PM (AFw0k)

Drupadi's Dominoes

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 04, 2019 06:08 PM (Ct55T)

191 The Trump far right's reaction to this innocent freshman Congresswoman is unctuous and smarmy.

Posted by: Bill Kristol's finger at January 04, 2019 06:08 PM (786Ro)

192 >> am offended though with the black guy doing air guitar.


He should be playing air Bass.

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2019 06:08 PM (sxa85)

193 a long time ago, back when maybe his wife had referred her to the publicity firm she signed with, I asked Jake Tapper how Sandra Fluke had been given the "HERO" designation which meant she could not be criticized. I also asked who voted on this, and why this HERO designation is only given to liberals.

He would only say "I'm not saying she can't be criticized" even though this was during the period when he was attacking conservatives for daring to criticize her.

Posted by: ace at January 04, 2019 06:08 PM (PbpT7)

194 Will Sinema let this stand unchallenged? She must prove to her constituents that she is the freshman congresslut with the best milkers.
=====

We'll just have to wait for her sex tape.

She's the type.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 04, 2019 06:08 PM (JcXHH)

195 Nice! Fits like a blaze orange huntin' thingy.

And y'all know that bitches shouldn't be dancin' 'round like strippers.

I know my bitch don't hang around dancing' 'cause I chain her to the stove!

Posted by: GunTotingCommieHunter69 at January 04, 2019 06:08 PM (AFw0k)

196 He also refused to answer my questions about his wife's speculated involvement in the coordinated PR campaign for Sandra Fluke's debut album, "That's NOT Funny."

Posted by: ace at January 04, 2019 06:09 PM (PbpT7)

197 Little Latin Lupe Douche looks so happy and fun all the time. Does she ever, like, work?
...........

Imagine her shock when she gets her first congressional paycheck and sees all the taxes taken out.

Posted by: wth at January 04, 2019 06:09 PM (v0R5T)

198 I'd rather she make those vids full time than inflict her stupidity on the rest of us.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 04, 2019 06:09 PM (gyL25)

199 Commies have tits....who new?

Posted by: DXO at January 04, 2019 06:01 PM (nzKWW)

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Clearly you've never heard of Eastern Europe
Posted by: K.N. McBride

Yeah, Eastern Europe - where the men or men and the girls are too

Posted by: Boswell at January 04, 2019 06:09 PM (32YRo)

200 I am a fan of her college tits.

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2019 06:09 PM (sxa85)

201 All the right people are white knighting for her from the "attacks".

Posted by: steevy at January 04, 2019 06:10 PM (BXMxN)

202 >>>201 All the right people are white knighting for her from the "attacks".


Uh-huh.

Posted by: ace at January 04, 2019 06:10 PM (PbpT7)

203 I think dancing is atrocious and she's butt-ugly.

Posted by: AR15FordF150OU812 at January 04, 2019 06:10 PM (Ckg4U)

204 185 That is some line up.

Posted by: Skip at January 04, 2019 06:11 PM (/rm4P)

205 The 231st congress will open with a wet t-shirt contest.

Idiocracy, here we come.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 04, 2019 06:11 PM (Ct55T)

206 "If you watch the video until the end she is listed in the credits as Sandy Ocasio-Cortez."

oh man how amazing would it be if this boomeranged back on her. Most of her drooling lapdogs don't even know about the Sandy thing.

Posted by: Filly at January 04, 2019 06:11 PM (aNmky)

207 Is today Smoking Day? All my Flash Traffic Emails are offering me "Smoking Deals" on ammo and weapons and clothing and gear.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 04, 2019 06:11 PM (yQpMk)

208 Will Sinema let this stand unchallenged? She must prove to her constituents that she is the freshman congresslut with the best milkers.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at January 04, 2019 06:06 PM (yZYjx)
............

She will spend so much time in wardrobe and makeup she'll miss every vote.

Posted by: wth at January 04, 2019 06:11 PM (v0R5T)

209 @187 the column about hot girl privilege extended to the not terrible looking.

She's not aged well (she should eat a sammich or two I am thinking) but she is definitely Congressional hot.

Posted by: blaster at January 04, 2019 06:11 PM (ZfRYq)

210 205 The 231st congress will open with a wet t-shirt contest.

Idiocracy, here we come.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 04, 2019 06:11 PM (Ct55T)

Go way! 'Batin'!

Posted by: Insomniac at January 04, 2019 06:11 PM (NWiLs)

211 Women are quite catty. Can't wait to catch an open mic under Pelosi's mouth.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2019 06:11 PM (pUDQf)

212 172

She's an idiot. Perfect "representative" for much of America,
tragically. But even though she's clearly not very bright, her
cluelessness and stupid ideas/"values" are not a bit worse than her
older Dem colleagues.

What I want to know is which Grand Poobah in the DNC picked her? As you note (and everybody else knows now) she's not very bright. Certainly not smart enough to run a campaign. She has an economics degree and doesn't have a job in that field?
Who's propping her up? And why? Why not someone better looking, more articulate and smarter?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 04, 2019 06:05 PM (HaL55)

She's likable. That counts for a lot.

And she bashes people/issues the Democrats want bashed. Mostly. She also goes off the Rez and attacks the Dems from the Left.

Also tits

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 04, 2019 06:12 PM (bcbK8)

213 Definitely leaning false flag public relations firmploy.

Posted by: steevy at January 04, 2019 06:12 PM (BXMxN)

214 I think there is a 1:1 correspondence between "conservatives" who white knighted for AOC/who attacked imaginary conservatives for supposedly attacking her and fake "conservatives" you should never read or listen to again/who will be declared liberals in three years.

Posted by: ace at January 04, 2019 06:12 PM (PbpT7)

215 Holy crap you guys should follow that link to the teachers

Posted by: steevy at January 04, 2019 06:12 PM (BXMxN)

216 Can't wait to catch an open mic under Pelosi's mouth.


It will be covered in drool.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 04, 2019 06:12 PM (yQpMk)

217 Still haven't seen A.O- C's video

Posted by: Skip at January 04, 2019 06:12 PM (/rm4P)

218 204 185 That is some line up.

They should publish a 2019 calendar.

Posted by: DXO at January 04, 2019 06:12 PM (nzKWW)

219 Idiocracy, here we come.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 04, 2019 06:11 PM (Ct55T)

-------------

It has already arrived and we have been wallowing in it for some time now.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 04, 2019 06:12 PM (ffYR/)

220 196
He also refused to answer my questions about his wife's speculated
involvement in the coordinated PR campaign for Sandra Fluke's debut
album, "That's NOT Funny."

Posted by: ace at January 04, 2019 06:09 PM (PbpT7)

---
I'm telling you, it's a waste of time to engage with these people. You'll be happier and these turds will become a lot less noteworthy.

Think about it: every sidebar snark you throw at Goldberg probably brings him more name ID than anything he does at his dying webzine. Why subsidize his press coverage?

Let them have their sissy-girl playfights in obscurity. Focus on more detailed takedowns, as in the Elder Days.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at January 04, 2019 06:12 PM (cfSRQ)

221 He would only say "I'm not saying she can't be criticized" even though this was during the period when he was attacking conservatives for daring to criticize her.

Posted by: ace

I thought Rush caved to this thinking pressure later - not his most his most spine full performance

Posted by: Boswell at January 04, 2019 06:12 PM (32YRo)

222 206 "If you watch the video until the end she is listed in the credits as Sandy Ocasio-Cortez."

Posted by: Filly


I will now refer to her as Sandy Cheeks, like the SpongeBob character.

Posted by: Jabroni at January 04, 2019 06:13 PM (TcM5G)

223 You promised the next incarnation of Franklin Delanore Lincoln had hot boobs in a tight shirt. You lied.

And I looped that segment just to be sure.

Posted by: Fenrisulven at January 04, 2019 06:13 PM (TqF6i)

224





>>>What I want to know is which Grand Poobah in the DNC picked her? As you note (and everybody else knows now) she's not very bright. Certainly not smart enough to run a campaign. She has an economics degree and doesn't have a job in that field?
Who's propping her up? And why? Why not someone better looking, more articulate and smarter?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 04, 2019 06:05 PM (HaL55)



That's her strength she doesn't owe anyone.
She's a true representative of her constituency.








...

Posted by: Braenyard at January 04, 2019 06:13 PM (ePWRo)

225 Commies have tits....who new?

Posted by: DXO at January 04, 2019 06:01 PM (nzKWW)
.........

I demand my share.

Posted by: wth at January 04, 2019 06:13 PM (v0R5T)

226 214 I think there is a 1:1 correspondence between "conservatives" who white knighted for AOC/who attacked imaginary conservatives for supposedly attacking her and fake "conservatives" you should never read or listen to again/who will be declared liberals in three years.
Posted by: ace at January 04, 2019 06:12 PM (PbpT7)

This.

Make it a masthead link.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 04, 2019 06:13 PM (bcbK8)

227 So, I have no interest in looking at the alleged video, but am I supposed to take it that AOC's fun-bags are bigger than her IQ?

Posted by: DocJ at January 04, 2019 06:13 PM (IbD2v)

228 Old and Busted: Alex from the Bronx

New Hotness: Sandy from the Gated Community

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 04, 2019 06:13 PM (Ct55T)

229 I told you all she had nice tits, but nobody believed me. You mocked me for thinking she was attractive, as if she was some kind of dusky Sarah Jessica Parker. I have finally been vindicated!

Posted by: wooga at January 04, 2019 06:13 PM (yk6nY)

230 Shorter Jake Tapper: I am not saying she can't be criticized I am saying you are a horrible person for doing so.

Posted by: blaster at January 04, 2019 06:13 PM (ZfRYq)

231 mmm sorry bout that space thing

Posted by: Braenyard at January 04, 2019 06:13 PM (ePWRo)

232 Dear Enemy-of-the-People Media, Which Conservatives, Exactly, "Shamed" Alexandria Ocasio Cortez Over Her Dance Video?



I did.

Well, I reached inside my pants a little. OK, that's not shaming, that's tribute.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 04, 2019 06:14 PM (fuK7c)

233 229 I told you all she had nice tits, but nobody believed me. You mocked me for thinking she was attractive, as if she was some kind of dusky Sarah Jessica Parker. I have finally been vindicated!
Posted by: wooga at January 04, 2019 06:13 PM (yk6nY

She's not attractive. She just has nice tits.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2019 06:14 PM (pUDQf)

234 And I looped that segment just to be sure.


in slow motion .. back .. and to the left .. back .. and to the left..

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 04, 2019 06:14 PM (yQpMk)

235 >>>230 Shorter Jake Tapper: I am not saying she can't be criticized I am saying you are a horrible person for doing so.
Posted by: blaster

exactly

Posted by: ace at January 04, 2019 06:14 PM (PbpT7)

236

She had some nice tits. Very fuckable.

Posted by: Boston University male faculty at January 04, 2019 06:14 PM (UFLLM)

237 Commies have tits....who new?

Posted by: DXO at January 04, 2019 06:01 PM (nzKWW)
.........

I demand my share.

Posted by: wth at January 04, 2019 06:13 PM (v0R5T)




To each according to his need..

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 04, 2019 06:15 PM (yQpMk)

238 229
I told you all she had nice tits, but nobody believed me. You mocked me
for thinking she was attractive, as if she was some kind of dusky Sarah
Jessica Parker. I have finally been vindicated!

Posted by: wooga at January 04, 2019 06:13 PM (yk6nY)

---
I still don't believe you, but I'm also not willing to look. Seen plenty of her already and don't care how her rack moves when she jumps.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at January 04, 2019 06:15 PM (cfSRQ)

239 Um...a butterface is a good thing. You can look it up.

Posted by: Zombie Johnny Cash at January 04, 2019 06:00 PM (t2P6q)
-----
Lena Hyena wants your number.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 04, 2019 06:15 PM (Hx3Yn)

240 >>>I told you all she had nice tits, but nobody believed me. You mocked me for thinking she was attractive, as if she was some kind of dusky Sarah Jessica Parker. I have finally been vindicated!
Posted by: wooga

you lose. I don't think she's attractive. I think she's a weird-looking butterface who had nice tits in college. But who knows how real they were/are.

I mean, she's attractive FOR CONGRESS, sure.

But if she walked down the street on a college campus you'd just wonder if she had a cute daughter.

Posted by: ace at January 04, 2019 06:15 PM (PbpT7)

241 She had some nice tits. Very fuckable.

Be careful where you put your "manhood". Crazy isn't worth it

Posted by: It's me donna at January 04, 2019 06:16 PM (O2RFr)

242 you had me at childbearing hips.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 04, 2019 06:16 PM (yQpMk)

243 Again, Dems castigate those who would search through her past but had nothing to say when people were accusing Kavanaugh of eating glue in 2nd grade.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2019 06:16 PM (pUDQf)

244 >>>I still don't believe you, but I'm also not willing to look. Seen plenty of her already and don't care how her rack moves when she jumps.


it actually doesn't move that much....

hmmmm....

Posted by: ace at January 04, 2019 06:16 PM (PbpT7)

245

Yeah, Eastern Europe - where the men or men and the girls are too



Posted by: Boswell at January 04, 2019 06:09 PM (32YRo)

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The irony is that the East German Womens Olympic Team really was the future!

Posted by: K.N. McBride at January 04, 2019 06:16 PM (cfSRQ)

246 Posted by: K.N. McBride at January 04, 2019 06:12 PM (cfSRQ)

-----

Don't listen to 'im ace! You're too important the cause, brother.

And 'sides, you know with a name like Goldberg, he's one a them got-dang heebs with the dang global conspiracy anyhow!

Posted by: GunTotingCommieHunter69 at January 04, 2019 06:17 PM (AFw0k)

247 Once the libs find out that we're not criticizing AOC's dance video but instead we think it's cute -- WHOOSH, they'll flip the script -- and suddenly they'll be shaming us for "objectifying" her and promoting "rape culture".

ne day we're the party of grab 'em by the p*ssy Trump and Roy Moore, and the next day we're the Church Lady from SNL. It's all gaslighting.

Posted by: Hands at January 04, 2019 06:17 PM (786Ro)

248 >>>She's not attractive. She just has nice tits.

I don't understand these words. Nice tits bouncing rapidly, with hair obscuring face, precludes "not attractive."

Posted by: wooga at January 04, 2019 06:17 PM (yk6nY)

249 ne = One

Posted by: Hands at January 04, 2019 06:17 PM (786Ro)

250 It's not hard to be attractive at college age. Even I was.

What's really ugly about her is her ideas.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 04, 2019 06:18 PM (gyL25)

251 I think there is a 1:1 correspondence between "conservatives" who white knighted for AOC/who attacked imaginary conservatives for supposedly attacking her and fake "conservatives" you should never read or listen to again/who will be declared liberals in three years.

Posted by: ace


I've already scratched the usual suspects off my reading list...glad to see Glenn Reynolds is still holding strong.

Posted by: Boswell at January 04, 2019 06:18 PM (32YRo)

252 She had some nice tits. Very fuckable.

Posted by: Boston University male faculty at January 04, 2019 06:14 PM (UFLLM)
.............

Especially at the keg parties in the rape room.
Oh wait, that was High School.

Posted by: Bart Cavendish - SCOTUS at January 04, 2019 06:18 PM (v0R5T)

253 All these so called conservative thought leaders?

It's not just that they refuse to advance ANY conservative policies...
It's not just that they refuse to advance ANY conservative politicians...
It's not just that they refuse to advance ANY conservative battles...

Wait, what exactly is conservative about them?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 04, 2019 06:18 PM (TN1P5)

254 Nice bewbs, but-

pretty much zero sense of rhythm. That's why they mostly spinning around at sweater puppy level.

There's only one shot in that video that approaches the song's rhythm.

And the "dance" in her congressional office.

Embarrassing lack of rhythm and/or cool moves.


Maybe she's making a play for the title of Queen o' White Lame Ass Dance.

Rating:

8 of 10 for big young college age tits

1 of 10 for dancing...just lousy.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 04, 2019 06:18 PM (CRRq9)

255 She's not attractive. She just has nice tits.

Posted by: AlaBAMA


Norman, coordinate.

Posted by: x at January 04, 2019 06:18 PM (nFwvY)

256 Commies have tits....who new?
Posted by: DXO at January 04, 2019 06:01 PM (nzKWW)

I demand my share.

Posted by: wth at January 04, 2019 06:13 PM (v0R5T)

To each according to his need..
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 04, 2019 06:15 PM (yQpMk)


If this ends up as a commie tits double-entendre thread I'm putting my marker on "seize the means of production" now in case I don't stick around for the rest of it.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 04, 2019 06:18 PM (t+qrx)

257 Wow! I gotta say I'd bang the crazy and stupid ideology right out of her. What to do with them damn bug eyes though?

Posted by: JROD at January 04, 2019 06:18 PM (HE81C)

258 >>But if she walked down the street on a college campus you'd just wonder if she had a cute daughter.

Back in the day she would have been average at BU. They trucked in princesses from all over the world, literally.

BU has an huge foreign student contingent and some of them were absolutely stunning. Daughters of the wealthy of the world.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 04, 2019 06:18 PM (/tuJf)

259 >>>Once the libs find out that we're not criticizing AOC's dance video but instead we think it's cute -- WHOOSH, they'll flip the script -- and suddenly they'll be shaming us for "objectifying" her and promoting "rape culture".

right, I just realized this.

BREAKING: CONSERVATIVE BLOGGER DROPS THE "BUTTERFACE" RACIAL SLUR ON POTENTIAL RAPE VICTIM

Posted by: ace at January 04, 2019 06:18 PM (PbpT7)

260 248 >>>She's not attractive. She just has nice tits.

I don't understand these words. Nice tits bouncing rapidly, with hair obscuring face, precludes "not attractive."
Posted by: wooga at January 04, 2019 06:17 PM (yk6nY)

Take a drive through Mississippi.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2019 06:18 PM (pUDQf)

261 O/T y'all see where the La Raza Castro twins are going to run for prez? Poncho Vanilla hardest hit.

Posted by: DanMan at January 04, 2019 06:19 PM (XTiHL)

262 >>What's really ugly about her is her ideas.


Even if she had the right ideas, you couldn't lube them up and fuck them.

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2019 06:19 PM (sxa85)

263 As a butterface myself (nice rack and hips, but eyes too small and close together and nose too big), we learn to dress with what we've got.

Like Ace said, we ladies have a lot of smoke and mirrors going on. If you've got girls, trot out the girls, even in casualwear.

Watch this chick's wardrobe. I don't know designer clothing and fashion myself, but I'm willing to bet a bunch of flattering expensive outfits magically appear even though she supposedly couldn't afford an apartment.

Posted by: Filly at January 04, 2019 06:19 PM (aNmky)

264


He also refused to answer my questions about his wife's speculated
involvement in the coordinated PR campaign for Sandra Fluke's debut
album, "That's NOT Funny."


The negotiations broke down over YouTube royalties, I bet. She wanted $.000012 per view when the standard is $.000010.

That happens a lot.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 04, 2019 06:19 PM (HaL55)

265 $2000 for the dancing prostitute!

Posted by: WhoBitchThisIs69 at January 04, 2019 06:19 PM (4e+hS)

266 The irony is that the East German Womens Olympic Team really was the future!


Posted by: K.N. McBride

Ha! So true...

Posted by: Boswell at January 04, 2019 06:19 PM (32YRo)

267 She had some nice tits. Very fuckable.

Be careful where you put your "manhood". Crazy isn't worth it
Posted by: It's me donna at January 04, 2019 06:16 PM (O2RFr)
----
An erect penis can be very persuasive in a debate versus logic.

Posted by: BluesFish at January 04, 2019 06:19 PM (Swh/1)

268 Bug eyes could be the sign of a thyroid problem

Posted by: It's me donna at January 04, 2019 06:20 PM (O2RFr)

269 >>>I've already scratched the usual suspects off my reading list...glad to see Glenn Reynolds is still holding strong.


he's a boss. Whenever I feel cucky I go over there to see how he's playing it and I get some contact courage.

Mollie Hemingway is also that kind of barometer for me.

Posted by: ace at January 04, 2019 06:20 PM (PbpT7)

270 BREAKING: CONSERVATIVE BLOGGER DROPS THE "BUTTERFACE" RACIAL SLUR ON POTENTIAL RAPE VICTIM
Posted by: ace at January 04, 2019 06:18 PM (PbpT7)

Well, you did eye-rape her, but then again, let he who hasn't something or something about glass stones.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2019 06:20 PM (pUDQf)

271 it actually doesn't move that much....



hmmmm....

Posted by: ace at January 04, 2019 06:16 PM (PbpT7)

---
I shall never forget the time I saw this girl when I was in college. She was the proverbial "brick house" of nubility, and had a gravity-defying set under a thin t-shirt that clearly external support.

The t-shirt - which was too small - said simply "turgid."

I guess you could say I was triggered.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at January 04, 2019 06:20 PM (cfSRQ)

272 Bug eyes could be the sign of a thyroid problem


also surprise anal.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 04, 2019 06:20 PM (yQpMk)

273 >>Bug eyes could be the sign of a thyroid problem


Or, first day with a new gauge Butt Plug.

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2019 06:20 PM (sxa85)

274 Wait, what exactly is conservative about them?
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories

It says so right in my chyron.

Posted by: S.E. Cupp - Conservative THOT Leader at January 04, 2019 06:21 PM (Uj7SU)

275 Pretty funny steevy!

Posted by: Max Power at January 04, 2019 06:21 PM (q177U)

276 Not shaming her,don't think it is cute.Don't fucking care.What's next 8mm burlesque movies of Nancy Pelosi?

Posted by: steevy at January 04, 2019 06:21 PM (BXMxN)

277 Watch this chick's wardrobe. I don't know designer clothing and fashion myself, but I'm willing to bet a bunch of flattering expensive outfits magically appear even though she supposedly couldn't afford an apartment.

Posted by: Filly

And Vogue covers - lots and lots of gauzy Vogue covers

Posted by: Boswell at January 04, 2019 06:22 PM (32YRo)

278 >>>272 Bug eyes could be the sign of a thyroid problem


also surprise anal.

...

My J. Crew Messenger Bag was issued with a coupon for Surprise Anal.

I don't know who has it, and I walk around hunched over in fear.

Posted by: ace at January 04, 2019 06:22 PM (PbpT7)

279 Rating:

8 of 10 for big young college age tits

1 of 10 for dancing...just lousy.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 04, 2019 06:18 PM (CRRq9)
...........

Honorable mention for face down ass up pose at 2:40.

Posted by: wth at January 04, 2019 06:22 PM (v0R5T)

280 tits

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at January 04, 2019 06:22 PM (7J5t2)

281 >>What's next 8mm


I'm a full 7 and I've never broken 6, before.

This video is great!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at January 04, 2019 06:23 PM (sxa85)

282
And Vogue covers - lots and lots of gauzy Vogue covers

Nope, that's mine

Posted by: Michele fashion icon O'bama at January 04, 2019 06:23 PM (O2RFr)

283 Y'all just know there are nudes of her from college or just after college floating around. She probably had big fake tits and got them reduced. Probably can't recognize her with big boobies looking young in college.

Also upper middle class girls get fake boobs from their parents, and I for one, thank their parents for those high school graduation presents to their daughters.

Posted by: literally serious at January 04, 2019 06:23 PM (boHn2)

284 Don't want none, don't start none.

Wanna shake the jugs, expect to be treated like a stripper.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2019 06:23 PM (4RRDi)

285 also surprise anal.

Posted by: Grump928

This is why Shep has squinty eyes - he's never surprised

Posted by: Boswell at January 04, 2019 06:23 PM (32YRo)

286 I think it's time for a Tit-off.

Ben Shapiro's sister vs Sandy Dee'sTitsdoh

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2019 06:23 PM (pUDQf)

287 Cute And she should stick to making videos with tight shirts

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2019 06:23 PM (Y+V3r)

288 >>I walk around hunched over in fear.


Fear. Or, anticipation?

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2019 06:23 PM (sxa85)

289 What's next 8mm burlesque movies of Nancy Pelosi?


Rule 34

Posted by: Hands at January 04, 2019 06:24 PM (786Ro)

290 And Vogue covers - lots and lots of gauzy Vogue covers

Nope, that's mine

Posted by: Michele fashion icon O'bama

Cat fight!

Posted by: Boswell at January 04, 2019 06:24 PM (32YRo)

291 Watch this chick's wardrobe. I don't know designer clothing and fashion myself, but I'm willing to bet a bunch of flattering expensive outfits magically appear even though she supposedly couldn't afford an apartment.
Posted by: Filly at January 04, 2019 06:19 PM (aNmky)

----------

Seems like she has already been given at least a partial wardrobe, and her comments about rent were clearly a cry for some wealthy Dem benefactor to come to her temporary aid.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 04, 2019 06:24 PM (ffYR/)

292 Also upper middle class girls get fake boobs from their parents.

They do?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 04, 2019 06:24 PM (AllCR)

293 I've already scratched the usual suspects off my reading list...glad to see Glenn Reynolds is still holding strong.

Posted by: Boswell at January 04, 2019 06:18 PM (32YRo)

---
I was thinking about this earlier today - how after lunch I always went over to The Corner to see what was going on and how it became more and more a chore to find anything interesting.

One day I just stopped going. Haven't been there since unless I've been duped by a link. Place smells like a condemned old folks home.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at January 04, 2019 06:24 PM (cfSRQ)

294 I saw Surprise Anal open for the Butthole Surfers at Lollapalooza in '95.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 04, 2019 06:24 PM (Hx3Yn)

295 What's next 8mm burlesque movies of Nancy Pelosi?



I saw where her "Magic Lattern" set was valued at $40K on Antiques Roadshow.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 04, 2019 06:24 PM (yQpMk)

296
The t-shirt - which was too small - said simply "turgid."

That's where they have that motorcycle gathering.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 04, 2019 06:25 PM (aKsyK)

297 Ace should do a week with zero twitter linking. Go back to the old long-form parodies and focus on actual blogs.

Probably lower his blood pressure.
Posted by: K.N. McBride


You know what else DOESN'T lower your blood pressure?

That's right.

KABOOM cereal.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 04, 2019 06:25 PM (S6Pax)

298 And Vogue covers - lots and lots of gauzy Vogue covers
Posted by: Boswell at January 04, 2019 06:22 PM (32YRo)

-----

"Saucy Sandy's Top Ten Tricks to Demonize and Emasculate Your Man In The Bedroom."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 04, 2019 06:25 PM (AFw0k)

299 Happy New Year! O.K. Ettes. Please, please, please skip this post if you are offended by some bad language. Specifically the "C" word. I do not use it lightlty. But Occasional Cotex is the most self important cunt I have ever seen. She's been on the job like 12 hours and compares herself to Lincoln? Are you fucking kidding me? GTFO here. You know what Breakfast Cunt, Lincoln was a Republican. They actually fought against slavery and championed civil rights. Your party didn't. So fuck off. Look, it's great you had nice tits 12 years ago. We all looked better 12 years ago. I don't care that you danced. I mean after 8-10 shots of tequila, I might have danced with you and even gave you a mercy fuck if I was in a dry spell. You're not as special as you think you are. You want to destroy America and are worried about someone worried about a video of you dancing 12 years ago? Really? Are you fucking serious? Yes, you are. You've already played the victim card with less than 24 hours into your gig. Congrats you vapid cunt. Go tax your shit at 70% and let me know how Chavez is doing you beetle faced bitch.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 04, 2019 06:25 PM (nAeGR)

300 Obama, Beto, AOC. They've got this shit down cold. Which makes Warren's hamfisted attempts at authenticity even more laughable.

Posted by: Xander Crews at January 04, 2019 06:26 PM (miXS6)

301 Walking around hunched over in a state of fear while wearing a messenger bag is pretty much surprise anal bait.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 04, 2019 06:26 PM (/tuJf)

302 When you're a rich chick with an above average figure you can afford to be a stupid socialist and land a shallow fop for a guy. Ugly socialist chicks own multiple cats.

Posted by: Archer at January 04, 2019 06:26 PM (gmo/4)

303 Civil War II can't come quick enough.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 04, 2019 06:26 PM (pw+jk)

304 wow, a young girl with a tight t-shirt. as a true conservative who hates the coarsening of our discourse...I feel that the best place for this sort of coarsening behaviour would be for the t-shirt to be crumpled on the floor of my dorm room.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at January 04, 2019 06:26 PM (7J5t2)

305 We are at that point where the fake tit generation will have a happening. That is, a divergence into the uncanny valley because something about grandma just isn't right.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2019 06:26 PM (pUDQf)

306 I want Ace to name my next sock handle.

Posted by: Shains -- Oppression Olympics non-medalist at January 04, 2019 06:26 PM (Kag2G)

307 >>>301 Walking around hunched over in a state of fear while wearing a messenger bag is pretty much surprise anal bait.

well I keep TRYING but... no joy

Posted by: ace at January 04, 2019 06:27 PM (PbpT7)

308 >>Walking around hunched over in a state of fear while wearing a messenger bag is pretty much surprise anal bait.


I don't think you can escape the attractive nuissance laws with that kind of behaviour.

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2019 06:27 PM (sxa85)

309 I want Ace to name my next sock handle.


Surprise Anal was already taken.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 04, 2019 06:27 PM (yQpMk)

310 It's going to be nothing but false flags from here on out.

Posted by: BC at January 04, 2019 06:27 PM (5T/WH)

311 Those bumps look tiny when compared to my manhood.

Posted by: WeaponOfAssDestruction at January 04, 2019 06:28 PM (lD3vL)

312 Walking around hunched over in a state of fear while wearing a messenger bag is pretty much surprise anal bait.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 04, 2019 06:26 PM

Word broham!

Posted by: Bill Kristol Former Cruise Capt. at January 04, 2019 06:28 PM (nAeGR)

313 >>>>I want Ace to name my next sock handle.


Harry Beavers

Posted by: ace at January 04, 2019 06:28 PM (PbpT7)

314 292 Also upper middle class girls get fake boobs from their parents.

They do?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 04, 2019 06:24 PM (AllCR)

Not all, but it's very common since the 90's.

Posted by: literally serious at January 04, 2019 06:28 PM (boHn2)

315 Minnfidel at January 04, 2019 06:25 PM (nAeGR)
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I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 04, 2019 06:28 PM (pw+jk)

316 One day I just stopped going. Haven't been there since unless I've been duped by a link. Place smells like a condemned old folks home.


Posted by: K.N. McBride

Yeah, right? It started during the Romney "electability" campaign and just got worse and worse, but last two years, its literally unreadable other than Hanson and you can read him elsewhere. You can always tell a conservative site's decline into TWS territory by the number of progressive trolls who then take over and become the permanent majority commenters...

Posted by: Boswell at January 04, 2019 06:28 PM (32YRo)

317 Ok ok but the question is, and we all want to know, which guy in the video was she sleeping with? The Irish looked no white guy or the brother?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2019 06:28 PM (Y+V3r)

318 This is why Shep has squinty eyes - he's never surprised
Posted by: Boswell at January 04, 2019 06:23 PM



You guys kill me, lmao

Posted by: Hands at January 04, 2019 06:28 PM (786Ro)

319
Nancy Pelosi just released a silent one-reeler where she does the Charleston with Fatty Arbuckle.

He keeps poking at her with a champagne bottle for some reason.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 04, 2019 06:29 PM (CRRq9)

320 >>well I keep TRYING but... no joy


Mighty Ace Struck Out

Posted by: Mudville Gazette at January 04, 2019 06:29 PM (sxa85)

321 Surprise Anal Bait is way better name for a band than just Surprise Anal.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at January 04, 2019 06:29 PM (cfSRQ)

322
For somebody who has basically no accomplishments -she sure gets a lot of attention.

Pretty typical of American culture of last 30 years. Mediocrities get too much attention.

Posted by: Glenn John at January 04, 2019 06:29 PM (LilNs)

323 Everything they know about politics, they learned from watching The West Wing while high.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile


I watched West Wing, and wanted to change the world,
But then I got high

I wanted to write a book, all about my father
But then I got high

I wanted to fix the neighborhood, in South Chicago
But then I got high

I got high
I got high
I got high

Posted by: Barack Insane Obama Jones at January 04, 2019 06:29 PM (S6Pax)

324
I want Ace to name my next sock handle.

Surprise Anal was already taken.
Posted by: Grump928(C)


How about Artis Anal

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 04, 2019 06:29 PM (aKsyK)

325 And Vogue covers - lots and lots of gauzy Vogue covers
Posted by: Boswell at January 04, 2019 06:22 PM (32YRo)

Sandy and Worf: FASHION ICONS YAAAAS QUEEEEENS

Sara Pailn and Melania: WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE NICE CLOTHES STOP DRESSING LIKE THAT IT'S SO OBJECTIFYING ENJOY YOUR CONFLICT OF INTEREST LAWSUIT BIIIIIIIIIITCH

Posted by: Filly at January 04, 2019 06:29 PM (aNmky)

326 314
292 Also upper middle class girls get fake boobs from their parents.



They do?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 04, 2019 06:24 PM (AllCR)



Not all, but it's very common since the 90's.

Posted by: literally serious at January 04, 2019 06:28 PM (boHn2)

=====
They get a choice. Europe for the summer or the fake boobies.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 04, 2019 06:29 PM (pw+jk)

327 well, all us conservatives are white and old and ready to die and can't do the work the new americans with weird names and garbage liberalism in their brains are willing to do...so maybe we did attack occasional cortex for ... checks notes ... dancing.

yep, makes sense, I am from the town of footloose and I abhor dancing as it coarsens our discourse much like whatever it is trump said about the fed.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at January 04, 2019 06:30 PM (7J5t2)

328 It keeps me warm.
Posted by: ace as played by C Thomas Howell in Red Dawn at January 04, 2019 05:45 PM (PbpT7)

Crap. Now I gotta watch Red Dawn again.

WOLVERINES!

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at January 04, 2019 06:30 PM (l7Kbv)

329 Walking around hunched over in a state of fear while wearing a messenger bag is pretty much surprise anal bait.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 04, 2019 06:26 PM (/tuJf)


I bet there's a lifemanship angle going on. Walking around hunched over in a state of fear while wearing a messenger bag is the "shooting yourself in the leg to gain the upper hand on the hostage taker" of surprise anal, I just don't quite see how you get there from here.

Yet.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 04, 2019 06:30 PM (t+qrx)

330


Not shaming her,don't think it is cute.Don't fucking care.What's next 8mm burlesque movies of Nancy Pelosi?


I don't think moving pictures had been invented yet.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 04, 2019 06:30 PM (HaL55)

331 Minnfidel at January 04, 2019 06:25 PM (nAeGR)
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Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 04, 2019 06:28 PM

I am giving it out for free with the AOS premium membership!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 04, 2019 06:31 PM (nAeGR)

332 I'm still going with my theory that some of Ocasio-Cortez's popularity is because she resembles Meghan Markle. If you look closely, they don't really resemble each other, but they both have dark hair and eyes, slightly tanned skin, and narrow faces. People saw photos of Markle in the news, got used to having a positive response to those images, then AOC came on the scene and -boom!- instant (fake) facial recognition. And unfortunately, fame is all about, 'do people recognize you?' Most people don't have the attention span to differentiate between them, particularly when they're seeing tiny photos on their phones.

Posted by: right wing yankee at January 04, 2019 06:31 PM (zlzYb)

333 I have just image binged AO-C + body, for research purposes, and she seems to still have a rack.

Also, tits have moods. They're not always the same day to day or picture to picture. They'll swell, they'll get shy.

She did the college dancing on a good tit day.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 04, 2019 06:31 PM (fuK7c)

334 Also upper middle class girls get fake boobs from their parents.

I didn't know that fake boobs are congenital.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 04, 2019 06:31 PM (lD3vL)

335 Yeah, right? It started during the Romney
"electability" campaign and just got worse and worse, but last two
years, its literally unreadable other than Hanson and you can read him
elsewhere. You can always tell a conservative site's decline into TWS
territory by the number of progressive trolls who then take over and
become the permanent majority commenters...

Posted by: Boswell at January 04, 2019 06:28 PM (32YRo)

---
When they went after Mark Steyn for a vintage Rat Pack joke, that was a sign that the end was near. A friend of mine read the printed edition and without Steyn, he refused to renew.

If we want humorless scolds, there's plenty of other places to find them than our nominal allies who also hate us.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at January 04, 2019 06:31 PM (cfSRQ)

336 the redhead in that video was rough, would not grab by the pssy

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at January 04, 2019 06:31 PM (7J5t2)

337 Ok ok but the question is, and we all want to know,
which guy in the video was she sleeping with? The Irish looked no white
guy or the brother?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2019 06:28 PM (Y+V3r)

The Kenyan in shorts and shades.

Posted by: Archer at January 04, 2019 06:31 PM (gmo/4)

338 >>I didn't know that fake boobs are congenital.


They skip a generation on your Father's Side.

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2019 06:32 PM (sxa85)

339 You know, I've been a regular reader of Instapundit since before 9/11. And I have to say... I think I may be done over there - specifically over this - and that makes me really sad.


There are simply too many guest posts parroting various bits of Kristol-esque bullshit. I don't recall seeing McArdle or Althouse there recently, but Green and Driscoll seem more than willing to pick up the slack.

Green seems to be too consistently weaselly - and has been for too long - to be anything other than cruise staff; not sure if Driscoll is, or if he's just having an increasingly hard time separating wheat from chaff.


Posted by: lurker (the other one) at January 04, 2019 06:32 PM (eAshZ)

340 Anal is way overrated. Basically women/girls who refuse to do kegals to keep their vag tight.

Posted by: literally serious at January 04, 2019 06:32 PM (boHn2)

341 Not shaming her,don't think it is cute.Don't fucking care.What's next 8mm burlesque movies of Nancy Pelosi?

I don't think moving pictures had been invented yet.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 04, 2019 06:30 PM


Talkies! Man, her and Buster Keaton could really cut a rug!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 04, 2019 06:32 PM (nAeGR)

342 I haven't been this concerned about a woman coarsening our discourse since it was made known that Michelle Malkin wears bikinis...and rides around with boys without chaperones.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at January 04, 2019 06:32 PM (7J5t2)

343 I'll shame her..... For wearing a bra in that video. WTF?!?!

Posted by: literally serious at January 04, 2019 06:33 PM (boHn2)

344 >>Anal is way overrated.

Posted by: literally serious at January 04, 2019 06:32 PM (boHn2)



At least you tried.

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2019 06:33 PM (sxa85)

345 Pelosi zoetrope?

Posted by: Burger Chef at January 04, 2019 06:34 PM (RuIsu)

346 I enjoy a set of tits as much as the next guy. It's when she opens her mouth and starts talking that I get the shrinky winkie

Posted by: Marcus T at January 04, 2019 06:34 PM (87SSq)

347 "Surprise Anal Bait is way better name for a band than just Surprise Anal."

Didn't Surprise Anal Bait open for ZZ Top at the Forum in 1988?

Posted by: Boswell at January 04, 2019 06:34 PM (32YRo)

348 Posted by: right wing yankee at January 04, 2019 06:31 PM

Don't really care about either, but Markle is way hotter. Cotex looks like she should be on a river bank chewing down a sapling making her dam for the winter. See my post at 6:25.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 04, 2019 06:34 PM (nAeGR)

349 yeah, I like how SJW allowed to be the worst sex scolds on earth but at the same time pretend the love the sex.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at January 04, 2019 06:34 PM (7J5t2)

350 MLK Jr. really did aay that about face-fucking.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 04, 2019 06:34 PM (BfOXk)

351 I'll shame her..... For wearing a bra in that video. WTF?!?!
Posted by: literally serious

She never got low or made 'em clap either.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 04, 2019 06:35 PM (Uj7SU)

352 >>It's when she opens her mouth and starts talking


Luckily, I pack a tongue supressor when I leave the house.

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2019 06:35 PM (sxa85)

353 When I see Occasional Cortex, I think of a line from "Something About Mary"

"Hey, Choppers"

Posted by: Miklos, frying one fish at a time at January 04, 2019 06:35 PM (zCyNd)

354 Didn't Surprise Anal Bait open for ZZ Top at the Forum in 1988?


The infamous Crocs tour.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 04, 2019 06:35 PM (yQpMk)

355 look, wasn't occasional cortex once a rightwing barbie girl of color (ahem, spanish european) who mouthed off about free markets?

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at January 04, 2019 06:36 PM (7J5t2)

356 339
You know, I've been a regular reader of Instapundit since before 9/11.
And I have to say... I think I may be done over there - specifically
over this - and that makes me really sad.

There are simply
too many guest posts parroting various bits of Kristol-esque bullshit. I
don't recall seeing McArdle or Althouse there recently, but Green and
Driscoll seem more than willing to pick up the slack.

Green seems
to be too consistently weaselly - and has been for too long - to be
anything other than cruise staff; not sure if Driscoll is, or if he's
just having an increasingly hard time separating wheat from chaff.


Posted by: lurker (the other one) at January 04, 2019 06:32 PM (eAshZ)

---
Green I skip, Driscoll is a tool, but sometimes has vintage pop culture items of interest, but some of the other new faces are quite interesting.

It seems more pro-Trump than not, and Reynolds still carries the load and has his head on right, so not a lot of complaints.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at January 04, 2019 06:36 PM (cfSRQ)

357 352 >>It's when she opens her mouth and starts talking


Luckily, I pack a tongue supressor when I leave the house.
Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2019 06:35 PM (sxa85


That's the kind of top notch comedy I expect from a smart military blog!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2019 06:36 PM (pUDQf)

358 My J. Crew Messenger Bag was issued with a coupon for Surprise Anal.

I don't know who has it, and I walk around hunched over in fear.

Posted by: ace


Supplies!

Posted by: Chinese Butt Banger! at January 04, 2019 06:36 PM (S6Pax)

359 326 314
292 Also upper middle class girls get fake boobs from their parents.



They do?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 04, 2019 06:24 PM (AllCR)



Not all, but it's very common since the 90's.

Posted by: literally serious at January 04, 2019 06:28 PM (boHn2)

=====
They get a choice. Europe for the summer or the fake boobies.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 04, 2019 06:29 PM (pw+jk)

The smart ones know that fake boobies will pay for a European trip and other things in the future.

Posted by: literally serious at January 04, 2019 06:36 PM (boHn2)

360 23 >>>16 She is drunk on her own fumes. Actually pathological, to be honest. Never seen anyone so in love with themselves, and with so many enablers.

======

in many ways, this is the story of Obama

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at January 04, 2019 06:37 PM (7J5t2)

361 When I see Occasional Cortex, I think of a line from "Something About Mary"

"Hey, Choppers"
Posted by: Miklos, frying one fish at a time at January 04, 2019 06:35 PM (zCyNd)


She does have quite a lot of teeth.

https://stoatnet.org/aoc.jpg

Posted by: hogmartin at January 04, 2019 06:37 PM (t+qrx)

362 Luckily, I pack a tongue supressor when I leave the house.

Posted by: garrett


Shep: "Six or eight inch? Just asking for a friend."

Posted by: Boswell at January 04, 2019 06:37 PM (32YRo)

363 N ude Gainz.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 04, 2019 06:37 PM (yQpMk)

364 People dancing like that generally look stupid. They should have something--ANYTHING--better to do.

Maybe it's just me . . .

Posted by: tsj017 at January 04, 2019 06:37 PM (7ReX+)

365 >>She may have had breast reduction.

Posted by: Nanci Pelosi

You mean like the accidental one you had the last time you trimmed your toe nails?

Posted by: Aviator at January 04, 2019 06:38 PM (2cuLk)

366 Another socialist fail. Bridget B in the morning thread...now thats a rack!

Posted by: DXO at January 04, 2019 06:38 PM (nzKWW)

367 My J. Crew Messenger Bag was issued with a coupon for Surprise Anal.


Sadly only for 50% discount.

Posted by: Miklos, frying two fish at a time at January 04, 2019 06:38 PM (zCyNd)

368 My J. Crew Messenger Bag was issued with a coupon for Surprise Anal.

I don't know who has it, and I walk around hunched over in fear.

Posted by: ace


Supplies!

Posted by: Chinese Butt Banger! at January 04, 2019 06:36 PM


You guys kill me. My wife is about to ask what I just laughed about. This should be fun. Bastards!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 04, 2019 06:38 PM (nAeGR)

369 I went into my coffee place this morning and there was a new girl working. She was literally still getting dressed it was so early, pulling up her low cut jeans and tying her shirt over a pair of bra less cans with pokies that could have stirred my coffee. She asked me "what do you want"? I was almost speechless. I'll be back tomorrow.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 04, 2019 06:38 PM (sjy/c)

370 344 >>Anal is way overrated.

Posted by: literally serious at January 04, 2019 06:32 PM (boHn2)



At least you tried.
Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2019 06:33 PM (sxa85)

I left myself open for that one.

Posted by: literally serious at January 04, 2019 06:38 PM (boHn2)

371 259 >>>Once the libs find out that we're not criticizing AOC's dance video but instead we think it's cute -- WHOOSH, they'll flip the script -- and suddenly they'll be shaming us for "objectifying" her and promoting "rape culture".

right, I just realized this.

BREAKING: CONSERVATIVE BLOGGER DROPS THE "BUTTERFACE" RACIAL SLUR ON POTENTIAL RAPE VICTIM

==========
-----------------


right...why are we gendering her!!!!

or whatever the fuck it is the sex retards on the left complain about?

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at January 04, 2019 06:38 PM (7J5t2)

372 Wait till the topless pics come out.

Posted by: bugrad at January 04, 2019 06:38 PM (yJy4c)

373 242 you had me at childbearing hips.

we talking birthing hips or berthing hips?

Posted by: Anachronda at January 04, 2019 06:38 PM (NmR1a)

374 >>>350 MLK Jr. really did aay that about face-fucking.
Posted by: Sharkman

Snopes said STATUS: TRUE though

Posted by: ace at January 04, 2019 06:39 PM (PbpT7)

375 "
It seems more pro-Trump than not, and Reynolds still carries the load and has his head on right, so not a lot of complaints.


Posted by: K.N. McBride at January 04, 2019 06:36 PM (cfSRQ)"
...
When you face a real risk of being assaulted by prog goons on the way to work every day and both you and they know they'd likely be let off - if they were even arrested - then the smarmy fake-conservative talking points from the other posters becomes a much bigger turn-off for recreational reading.
It's really not funny anymore.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at January 04, 2019 06:39 PM (eAshZ)

376 No surprise anal of AOC.

But, if your doing Artisan Anal....you're in!

Posted by: naturalfake at January 04, 2019 06:39 PM (CRRq9)

377 I assure you all that this was not an isolated shaming incident from the right wing. Other Twitter accounts -- @DontTreadOnMe2A, @BuildTheWallLockHerUp2020 and @EvaB1488 to name a few -- said similar things. This is enough to impugn everyone who voted for Trump.

Posted by: WaterCow at January 04, 2019 06:39 PM (T9f3V)

378 >>I left myself open for that one.

Twice.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 04, 2019 06:39 PM (/tuJf)

379 All I saw AT ALL was "she looks cute here" or something like "makes me like her more".

Of course, look at this sideways through an offensometer SJW lens... mentioning or even noticing that a woman is "cute" or has boobs or looks happy IS shaming her.

Because we're all Victorians now. Attractiveness is shameful, therefore pointing out attractiveness is shaming.

You gotta speak the language is all I'm saying. (Or you don't gotta, in fact you'll probably be happier if you don't.)

Posted by: Julie Pascal at January 04, 2019 06:39 PM (BD/yx)

380 of = for

Posted by: naturalfake at January 04, 2019 06:40 PM (CRRq9)

381 I'll be back tomorrow.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 04, 2019 06:38 PM (sjy/c)

For a double D cuppa Joe?

Posted by: Miklos, frying a coupla fish at a time at January 04, 2019 06:40 PM (zCyNd)

382 it's good for women to love the body God gave them ... but a nice pair of tits as a high school graduation present ... can really do a lot for a girl, in real life.


Now there could be a downside to relying too much on the tits to replace lacking character, but it does move a woman ahead in the real life girl struggles, imo. Just an observation from a few cases ... and sure, men are pigs ... war is hell ... and a Betty is a Betty. ha

Posted by: illiniwek at January 04, 2019 06:40 PM (Cus5s)

383 It seems more pro-Trump than not, and Reynolds still carries the load and has his head on right, so not a lot of complaints.


Posted by: K.N. McBride

This is right - Reynolds always had a better sense of what Trumpism was about (he and VD Hanson). Green's okay, Hoyt is fine, the rest are meh...but still, unless you're going to stay of Free Republic or CGH all day, AOSHQ and Instapundit are the sure bets

Posted by: Boswell at January 04, 2019 06:42 PM (32YRo)

384 Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 04, 2019 06:31 PM (fuK7c)

Oh gawd. Just kill me now. Tits don't have moods. They are not shy or outgoing. They respond to stimuli. It quite a natural reaction.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 04, 2019 06:43 PM (AllCR)

385 Free Market Tits > Commie Tits

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 04, 2019 06:43 PM (gyL25)

386 Honestly, I don't know how you even read Twitter. It's like reading the CNN comments section, only more stupid and with less self awareness.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 04, 2019 06:44 PM (87SSq)

387 Also... if the media and their pet cucks are already pulling this shit for AOC, then I hope to G-d someone out there is ripping through her past and planning to bring her down, or her Presidency is inevitable. Danger! Danger!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 04, 2019 06:45 PM (AFw0k)

388 This is right - Reynolds always had a better sense of what Trumpism was about (he and VD Hanson). Green's okay, Hoyt is fine, the rest are meh...but still, unless you're going to stay of Free Republic or CGH all day, AOSHQ and Instapundit are the sure bets

Posted by: Boswell

And The Federalist - sorry Mollie! Its probably the most informative/Reportable site we have out here right now

Posted by: Boswell at January 04, 2019 06:46 PM (32YRo)

389 Somebody has to have some porn on this chick. That's what I'm thinking.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 04, 2019 06:46 PM (87SSq)

390 It is just about impossible to shame a lefty into oblivion. It ain't in 'em.

Posted by: freaked at January 04, 2019 06:47 PM (UdKB7)

391 Somebody has to have some porn on this chick. That's what I'm thinking.

Posted by: Marcus T

Paris Hilton type tape? Could be...

Posted by: Boswell at January 04, 2019 06:48 PM (32YRo)

392 388 This is right - Reynolds always had a better sense of what Trumpism was about (he and VD Hanson). Green's okay, Hoyt is fine, the rest are meh...but still, unless you're going to stay of Free Republic or CGH all day, AOSHQ and Instapundit are the sure bets

Posted by: Boswell

And The Federalist - sorry Mollie! Its probably the most informative/Reportable site we have out here right now

Hoyt is a pseudonymous 'ette from way back.

Posted by: Julie Pascal at January 04, 2019 06:49 PM (BD/yx)

393 I['m glad they haven't discovered MY Twitter account yet: @ballzdeepconstitutionalist

Posted by: Reformed NeverTrumper at January 04, 2019 06:51 PM (ITvKk)

394 Freerange Tits > Free Market Tits > Commie Tits

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 04, 2019 06:52 PM (yQpMk)

395 I bet she gives great Helmet

Posted by: Dark Helmet at January 04, 2019 06:53 PM (EK8Fz)

396 Hoyt is a pseudonymous 'ette from way back.

Posted by: Julie Pascal

Wow - didn't know that. I've only joined in the horde since this year so the history is interesting.

Posted by: Boswell at January 04, 2019 06:53 PM (32YRo)

397 Silence indicates NOOD

Posted by: Miklos, frying three shrimp at a time at January 04, 2019 06:55 PM (zCyNd)

398 She has crazy-eyes, but she is definitely attractive.

She's still in her twenties, though, right, so we'll see how long that lasts.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 04, 2019 06:56 PM (9hauA)

399 Freerange Tits > Free Market Tits > Commie Tits

Posted by: Grump928(C)

You are hereby banished to Ginger Island.

Posted by: Boswell at January 04, 2019 06:56 PM (32YRo)

400 NotARussianBotFor45 had some pretty harsh comments i hear

Posted by: MST3K at January 04, 2019 07:02 PM (88BUs)

401 I love how this girl from poverty went to fucking Boston University. Are you shitting me ?

That school currently runs $70K per year. And considering her actual family is relatively wealthy, they paid for that.

The poor latina girl from Brooklyn. What a crock of absolute SHIT.

Posted by: deadrody at January 04, 2019 07:07 PM (4nL9V)

402 Not just ghey, but BU Ghey

Posted by: Regular joe at January 04, 2019 07:12 PM (7PllL)

403 As they say, AOC has the best tits in congress since Barney Frank

Posted by: count floyd at January 04, 2019 07:20 PM (js+AH)

404 not so sure she has much of a rack but she is definitely fuckable.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 04, 2019 07:22 PM (MTjB1)

405
93 You call that Dancing?


Where's the Pole?

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2019 05:55 PM (sxa85)


You rang?

Posted by: lizardbrainski - now with extra class at January 04, 2019 07:23 PM (WT9X7)

406 don't know much about vids but she definitely is the focus of the vid. she is the only one wearing navy.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 04, 2019 07:23 PM (MTjB1)

407 All I get from AO-C is that she is so impressed with herself.

All I get from the media is that they also are so impressed with AO-C.

She is running for president in 2024.

Posted by: Decaf at January 04, 2019 07:29 PM (hT1qM)

408 "Thing is, most people have no idea this even happened. Twitter is such an insular alternate reality.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at January 04, 2019 05:42 PM (cfSRQ)"

-------------

Twitter is an old platform mostly used by a small group of lefties. Young people in particular will respond with "Twitter?" when you asked them if they use it.

Posted by: Decaf at January 04, 2019 07:34 PM (hT1qM)

409 Why even give her any press

Posted by: Gonzotx at January 04, 2019 07:39 PM (eQh3B)

410 So... She went by "Sandy" in college, instead of Alexandria? Saw it in the Credits at the end...
I wonder why ?

Posted by: TXMarko at January 04, 2019 08:17 PM (BhgUj)

411 Damn. I can't stand her a little less...and I blame Ace.

Posted by: The Invisible Hand at January 04, 2019 08:29 PM (YpRda)

412 The video either makes it seem like she

A) is using the socialist shtick to get a job, because no annoying liberal, even in high school, would make that video without adding some moronic message or

B) College did make her into the mind numbingly moronic person we see today.

Someone needs to remind her that its better to be fun than to promote the murder of over 100 million people and actual support of the nazis.

Posted by: Rbastid at January 04, 2019 08:51 PM (hxp7W)

413 I did a Gargle search and didn't see a link to an actual conservative, condemning her for her flirty and godless dance. I saw hyperlinks, but when I clacked on them, there was no Footloose. So.. the question must be asked: which conservative(s) actually condemned her for her damnable and blasfamus dancing?

Posted by: Tom at January 04, 2019 08:57 PM (l9oXH)

414 aoc after beto bet on it.

Posted by: ramondo at January 04, 2019 09:04 PM (XyqNs)

415 She looks better without that red lipstick.

Posted by: RTW at January 04, 2019 09:20 PM (jJlJu)

416 The NY Times, in strawman dudgeon says the "criticism" backfired. Still looking for evidence of "criticism".

Truly a whitewash--no more controversial than Marco Rubio drinking water on camera or Mitt Romney and his "binders full of women".

Posted by: emanations & penumbras at January 04, 2019 10:20 PM (WusEB)

417 Why do so many people on here sound like 13-year-old boys who just discovered girls have different bodies than they do?

Oh.

Posted by: c'mon? at January 04, 2019 10:37 PM (kEjbs)

418 No comments on the dancing. It is fucking *awful* music though.

Posted by: Joe at January 05, 2019 12:10 AM (d3EAY)

419 368 My J. Crew Messenger Bag was issued with a coupon for Surprise Anal.

I don't know who has it, and I walk around hunched over in fear.

Posted by: ace


Supplies!

Posted by: Chinese Butt Banger! at January 04, 2019 06:36 PM

You guys kill me. My wife is about to ask what I just laughed about. This should be fun. Bastards!
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 04, 2019 06:38 PM (nAeGR)

Yeah, I'm pretty much horse-laughing at that one.

Posted by: m at January 05, 2019 03:41 AM (Q7mSB)

420 To see what happens to big jugs, check out Nancy Pelosi.

She can now skip rope with them or suckle a litter of pigs.

Posted by: Roger Taylor Fan at January 05, 2019 07:15 AM (6BOW3)

421 Keep twirlin', Bucky Bucktooth Popeye.

Posted by: Roger Taylor Fan at January 05, 2019 07:18 AM (6BOW3)

422 I think she looked very attractive in the video and the whole thing was fun -- coming from teenagers. I agree with a lot of the sentiment here about AOC, but all the snark is not really helpful. She's young, attractive and for some reason -- slightly charismatic. She should taken serious by conservatives and everyone needs to stop commenting on her attire and every single thing that comes out of her mouth.

OK, I'm done -- let the personal attacks begin.

Posted by: Hullabaloser at January 05, 2019 10:04 AM (I6r+e)

423 EVERYONE seems to have missed the big news here. In the credits, she is listed as

"Sandy" Ocasio-Cortez

SANDY!!

Posted by: Doctor Deplorable at January 05, 2019 10:48 AM (YIsx4)

424 Dunno why AOC had so much trouble finding an affordable place to live in D.C. when she's already living rent free in all y'all's wet dreams.

Posted by: Yugo Grills at January 07, 2019 12:46 AM (x+yK4)

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