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The Morning Rant
"So failed presidential candidate Mitt Romney took to the op-ed pages of the WaPo to lambaste President Trump's character, by which he means banging porn starlets and publishing mean tweets. Presumably, Romney doesn't do these awful things, which makes him, in his mind, morally superior to Donald Trump. But there's more to 'character' than this. For example, there's courage. There's commitment. There's leadership. There's not backing down, caving in to criticism, and sticking to a course of action when things get tough. To my knowlesge, none of these characteristics have ever been attributed to Mitt Romney. In fact, in recent years, Romney has turned out to be quite a weasely little Vichy Republican, kind of like Evan McMullin, but with not as much estrogen. Oh, and then he whines, quote, Trump's words and actions have caused dismay around the world, unquote. So why is that a bad thing? A lot of these guys, you *want* to have dismayed. I'm sure Robert E. Lee was "dismayed" by General Grant on more than one occasion. And no doubt the Soviets were "dismayed" by Ronald Reagan. That's what we call a feature, not a bug. If you're not pissing somebody off, you're not doing your job. Trump understand this. Mittens does not. There's speculation that this op-ed is Romney getting into position for the 2020 primaries. Which makes me wonder what Mitt's advisors are telling him, because I don't see any big groundswell of support for a Romney presidency. He'll find this out the hard way if he keeps up his weasel act. If he dares to put up a primary challenge in 2020, Trump is going to schlong him good and hard. Nobody likes a backstabbing coward."
Coming Soon:
Romney 2020:
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Inequality? Yeah, I Got Your Inequality RIGHT HERE:
(click for bigger inequality)
"Those Damn White People And Their ( *rolls 2d10* ) Objective Reality":
Social Media, 1950s:
Because Nobody Pouts Like BB:
(click here to see an even bigger pout)
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Trigglypuff at January 04, 2019 11:09 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 11:10 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 04, 2019 11:11 AM (so+oy)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 04, 2019 11:11 AM (UGqF8)
Posted by: Trigglypuff at January 04, 2019 11:11 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: LASue at January 04, 2019 11:11 AM (XROPS)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 04, 2019 11:12 AM (UGqF8)
I don't accept that second statement as true.
You can't either, actually.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 04, 2019 11:12 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: A. Hitchcock at January 04, 2019 11:12 AM (UGqF8)
Posted by: Someguy at January 04, 2019 11:12 AM (h5Df3)
Posted by: CA Token at January 04, 2019 11:12 AM (NOXtz)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 11:12 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 04, 2019 11:13 AM (XjLIZ)
2. Reality is socially constructed and so yes - our current reality *is* white-supremacist (if you're a critical theory doofus)
3) That pic of BB is awesome. Hot cars and fast women. Yum.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 04, 2019 11:13 AM (I2dne)
Failed Presidential Candidate Mitt's appeal is to the Kristol-French-Will cocktail party circuit. Had your chance, pal!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 04, 2019 11:13 AM (LsBY9)
Posted by: IC at January 04, 2019 11:13 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: LASue at January 04, 2019 11:13 AM (XROPS)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Who Had A B-Wing, And Called It Brad at January 04, 2019 11:13 AM (Clxcy)
-suburban moms everywhere
Posted by: Someguy at January 04, 2019 11:12 AM (h5Df3)
+++++++++
Eh, it looks like there's mulch under it. They'll be fine.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 04, 2019 11:13 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: CN at January 04, 2019 11:14 AM (U7k5w)
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 04, 2019 11:14 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 04, 2019 11:14 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 11:14 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: LASue at January 04, 2019 11:13 AM (XROPS)
I know, right? once you know who it is, you think, oh yeah, it couldn't possibly be anyone else.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 04, 2019 11:14 AM (XjLIZ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 04, 2019 11:15 AM (LsBY9)
Posted by: t-bird at January 04, 2019 11:15 AM (X+nU7)
Posted by: Shredder at January 04, 2019 11:15 AM (H8V+C)
Our motto is "live to retreat another day."
Posted by: Cuckservatives at January 04, 2019 11:15 AM (786Ro)
Posted by: irright at January 04, 2019 11:15 AM (pMGkg)
I will see your Bridget Bardot and raise you one Sophie Marceau.
https://tinyurl.com/ydbp9ftr
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 04, 2019 11:16 AM (UGqF8)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 04, 2019 11:16 AM (3sjI6)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 04, 2019 11:16 AM (XjLIZ)
Posted by: Old Dude at January 04, 2019 11:16 AM (LGXGf)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 04, 2019 11:16 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Pep at January 04, 2019 11:16 AM (dieCL)
Is she my Uber driver? Be right back. Getting a ride across the country. Twenty-eight times.
Posted by: t-bird at January 04, 2019 11:17 AM (X+nU7)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 04, 2019 11:16 AM (3sjI6)
+++++++++++
That kind of ecstatic outpouring only happens once they've consolidated power. Give it four more years.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 04, 2019 11:17 AM (I2dne)
I miss jungle gyms. But I miss being limber enough to use a jungle gym more.
Briggite Bardot...yowza.
Who the hell IS that guy? I feel like I ought to know. Not George Orwell, probably not a movie star...who?
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at January 04, 2019 11:17 AM (RD7QR)
Dismay? Sure, as in "dis may hurt at bit, but you'll thank me later"
Posted by: Hands at January 04, 2019 11:17 AM (786Ro)
Posted by: MichiCanuck at January 04, 2019 11:17 AM (0W90B)
Posted by: CN at January 04, 2019 11:17 AM (U7k5w)
One day, technology will catch up to my perverted sensibility.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2019 11:17 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Pep at January 04, 2019 11:16 AM (dieCL)
I'm insulted. What do you think we are around here, Philistines?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 04, 2019 11:17 AM (UGqF8)
Posted by: Vanya at January 04, 2019 11:18 AM (DIPOh)
Posted by: steevy at January 04, 2019 11:18 AM (BXMxN)
Those 50s kids were soft.
Also, Nicolai Tesla?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 04, 2019 11:18 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Rachel Maddow at January 04, 2019 11:18 AM (BrQrN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 04, 2019 11:18 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: pep at January 04, 2019 11:18 AM (wW03z)
I will see your Bridget Bardot and raise you one Sophie Marceau.
https://tinyurl.com/ydbp9ftr
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 04, 2019 11:16 AM (UGqF
And I will raise my fill-in-the-blank to salute them.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 04, 2019 11:18 AM (3sjI6)
Posted by: Off the reservation at January 04, 2019 11:18 AM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Anesthesia Occasional-Cloaca at January 04, 2019 11:18 AM (X+nU7)
Posted by: SMH at January 04, 2019 11:18 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 04, 2019 11:18 AM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 04, 2019 11:18 AM (yAc+w)
I will see your Bridget Bardot and raise you one Sophie Marceau.
https://tinyurl.com/ydbp9ftr
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 04, 2019 11:16 AM (UGqF
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that's more smoldering temptress then pout.
Posted by: WisRich at January 04, 2019 11:19 AM (G0vdT)
Nick Cage
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 04, 2019 11:19 AM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Pep at January 04, 2019 11:16 AM (dieCL)
I'm insulted. What do you think we are around here, Philistines?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 04, 2019 11:17 AM (UGqF
Better than thinking we're Sodomites.
Posted by: Someguy at January 04, 2019 11:19 AM (h5Df3)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 04, 2019 11:19 AM (/qEW2)
Like logic, and science, and... Truth. If these things are "white" then who's superior?
The problem is one of group-identity vs. individuals. The little racists hopping on that bandwagon are *personally* inferior and it bugs them.
Posted by: Julie Pascal at January 04, 2019 11:19 AM (BD/yx)
Eh, let me know when you want to discuss Trump's accomplishments, Mitt.
Failure theater is all about saying and going through the motions of doing something conservative. Trump is focused on results.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2019 11:19 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Pep at January 04, 2019 11:16 AM (dieCL)
++++++++
Give us some credit! Many here understand the value of reflective surfaces and would find a way to use the rearview mirror while maintaining subtlety.
Freaking amateurs.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 04, 2019 11:19 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: CN at January 04, 2019 11:19 AM (U7k5w)
Is she a mime?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 04, 2019 11:18 AM (aKsyK)
Even better! (Except she has that cute French accent.)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 04, 2019 11:19 AM (UGqF8)
https://tinyurl.com/ydbp9ftr
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 04, 2019 11:16 AM (UGqF
I wonder what it is about French girls that makes them all pouty.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 04, 2019 11:19 AM (XjLIZ)
So "blank" is a new euphemism? The "blank" monologues?
Posted by: Off the reservation at January 04, 2019 11:19 AM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 11:20 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Brian Dennehy at January 04, 2019 11:20 AM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: irright at January 04, 2019 11:20 AM (pMGkg)
So is this Nihilism, Liberalism or just plain stupid retarded shit thats all fucked up and shit??
I can't keep up.
Posted by: dananjcon at January 04, 2019 11:20 AM (xqfqx)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 04, 2019 11:19 AM (XjLIZ)
++++++++++
They live in France. You'd be pouting all the time, too...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 04, 2019 11:20 AM (I2dne)
Our motto is "live to retreat another day."
Posted by: Cuckservatives at January 04, 2019 11:15 AM (786Ro)
"If you won't satisfy our wives, who will?"
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 04, 2019 11:20 AM (y7DUB)
They only get to fuck winners every thirty years or so.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 04, 2019 11:20 AM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 04, 2019 11:20 AM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 04, 2019 11:20 AM (2LelM)
I was originally going to guess Tesla or Fermi. I would have been wrong.
Posted by: pep at January 04, 2019 11:18 AM (wW03z)
so can anyone recommend a good book about Tesla?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 04, 2019 11:20 AM (pLgt/)
Posted by: RM at January 04, 2019 11:21 AM (U3LtS)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 04, 2019 11:21 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: steevy at January 04, 2019 11:21 AM (BXMxN)
https://tinyurl.com/ydbp9ftr
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 04, 2019 11:16 AM (UGqF
I wonder what it is about French girls that makes them all pouty.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 04, 2019 11:19 AM (XjLIZ)
French Men of course...
Hard not to pout once you see how... Manly... your choices are.
Posted by: Don Q at January 04, 2019 11:21 AM (NgKpN)
Is that Walt Disney?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 04, 2019 11:18 AM (LsBY9)
No. See #9.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 04, 2019 11:21 AM (XjLIZ)
Freaking amateurs."
Tell me 'bout it.
/marriedguysatthebeach
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 11:21 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Zod at January 04, 2019 11:21 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 04, 2019 11:19 AM (XjLIZ)
soap shortage
Posted by: BignJames at January 04, 2019 11:21 AM (cxHbL)
Hit the wall hard but very few women can avoid that.
I'm still more of a Raquel Welch man but props to BB.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 04, 2019 11:21 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Archer at January 04, 2019 11:21 AM (gmo/4)
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That's because whites invented everything except peanut butter.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 04, 2019 11:22 AM (2LelM)
I wonder what it is about French girls that makes them all pouty.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 04, 2019 11:19 AM (XjLIZ)
Pouty makes men go mushy. Momma didn't raise no fool.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2019 11:22 AM (pUDQf)
I can't keep up.
Posted by: dananjcon at January 04, 2019 11:20 AM (xqfqx)
++++++++
Post-modernism/critical theory. Everything - *everything* - is socially constructed. Things like logic, physics, biology, etc. don't actually exist outside of our social construct, thus they are also all mutable.
It is all the same "new socialist man" post-human Marxist crap with a different patina of academic legitimacy - which just shows you how illegitimate academia has become.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 04, 2019 11:22 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 11:22 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 04, 2019 11:22 AM (PJ6Dt)
I really enjoyed it. Good plot line, plenty of action, with minimal PC platitudes about Islam.
(Of course there were a few, but they seemed obligatory and thrown in just to balance the otherwise accurate portrait of the viciousness of Islam)
John Kracinski was excellent in 13 hours and this series as well. I suspect he is not as batshit lefty as his Hollywood colleagues.
Posted by: McCool at January 04, 2019 11:22 AM (WXSv6)
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 04, 2019 11:22 AM (6dvDu)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 04, 2019 11:19 AM (XjLIZ)
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French Men with French Hygiene.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2019 11:22 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 04, 2019 11:22 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 04, 2019 11:22 AM (6dvDu)
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Screw that.
Leave.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2019 11:22 AM (8XRCm)
Reminds me of a scene in "French Kiss" about the difference between French and American women.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2019 11:23 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 04, 2019 11:22 AM (6dvDu)
"Gripping your pillow tight..."
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 04, 2019 11:23 AM (bcbK8)
https://tinyurl.com/ydbp9ftr
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 04, 2019 11:16 AM (UGqF
I wonder what it is about French girls that makes them all pouty.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 04, 2019 11:19 AM (XjLIZ)
The Schlieffen Plan?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 04, 2019 11:23 AM (UGqF8)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 04, 2019 11:23 AM (VLfxt)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 04, 2019 11:23 AM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Vic at January 04, 2019 11:23 AM (mpXpK)
Reminds me of a scene in "French Kiss" about the difference between French and American women.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2019 11:23 AM (W+vEI)
Or that scene from 'The Lover'...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 04, 2019 11:23 AM (bcbK8)
There should be a term for that.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 04, 2019 11:23 AM (fuK7c)
No, but this will be the new normal as the social media generation enters politics.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2019 11:24 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2019 11:24 AM (4RRDi)
So is this Nihilism, Liberalism or just plain stupid retarded shit thats all fucked up and shit??
I can't keep up.
Posted by: dananjcon at January 04, 2019 11:20 AM (xqfqx)
The left is has embraced the flawed premise that 'your perception is reality'.
Its not, Reality is reality, and in fact if you misperceive reality enough, you are insane.
But the Left has built their entire worldview upon this flawed premise.
And as everyone who took Geometry knows, you can build a proof on a flawed premise, but it does not make it true.
Posted by: Don Q at January 04, 2019 11:24 AM (NgKpN)
There should be a term for that.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 04, 2019 11:23 AM (fuK7c)
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Bah.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2019 11:24 AM (8XRCm)
Thought that was a Canuckistadian. Or not...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 11:24 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Lizzy
Krystal Ball approves.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 04, 2019 11:25 AM (VLfxt)
We'll be the judge of that... interesting or not, that is.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 11:25 AM (6qErC)
'Dismay'. Oh, more than dismay. Why, there's been an occasional "tut, tut", as well!
Posted by: t-bird at January 04, 2019 11:25 AM (X+nU7)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 04, 2019 11:25 AM (XjLIZ)
Minitrue applauds and approves of what good little comrades they are
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 04, 2019 11:25 AM (OLCnA)
Posted by: SMH
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Hey girl, how ya doing?
This is true. Hard for womenz to pee into a bottle on long haul trips....
Posted by: lin-duh at January 04, 2019 11:25 AM (EeUIW)
Model S Owner's Manual?
Posted by: Anon a mouse
"Do not get batteries wet"
Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2019 11:25 AM (4RRDi)
Also I spent some time trying to craft a couple of interesting
paragraphs at the bottom of the last thread and missed the beginning of
this one.
There should be a term for that.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 04, 2019 11:23 AM (fuK7c)
Firstus Interruptous?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 04, 2019 11:25 AM (pLgt/)
Posted by: Archer at January 04, 2019 11:25 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: ... at January 04, 2019 11:26 AM (9YWFE)
"We all grift down here, Donnie..."
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 04, 2019 11:26 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 04, 2019 11:26 AM (bcbK8)
He's from MA and now friends with Matt Damon, so he's likely very Lefty; however, he did seem to become pro-soldier after making "13 Hours."
Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2019 11:26 AM (W+vEI)
well it turns out if a teacher supports Trump maybe they can be fired, but too many are libs teaching the evils of America, the glories of communism. Cops and firemen and generally fine people ... but some of those golden benefits are becoming as bad for society as the crimes and fires they put out.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 04, 2019 11:26 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Vic at January 04, 2019 11:26 AM (mpXpK)
"We all grift down here, Donnie..."
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 04, 2019 11:26 AM (oZ6kz)
LOL
Nice
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 04, 2019 11:26 AM (bcbK8)
The number to dial to reach it was 1.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 04, 2019 11:26 AM (ctuyM)
'Dismay'. Oh, more than dismay. Why, there's been an occasional "tut, tut", as well!
Posted by: t-bird at January 04, 2019 11:25 AM (X+nU7)
Not to mention a virtual epidemic of "Dearie Me's"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 04, 2019 11:26 AM (UGqF8)
*everything* - is socially constructed. Things like logic, physics,
biology, etc. don't actually exist outside of our social construct, thus
they are also all mutable.
It is all the same "new socialist man" post-human Marxist crap with a
different patina of academic legitimacy - which just shows you how
illegitimate academia has become.
Posted by: at January 04, 2019 11:22 AM (I2dne)
Talk about over thinking shit. These people have too much time on their hands.As my great uncle Tony from Bayonne used to say....get a frickin job ya bum!!!
Posted by: dananjcon at January 04, 2019 11:27 AM (xqfqx)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 04, 2019 11:27 AM (ctuyM)
This whole changing nic's thing is for the birds.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 04, 2019 11:26 AM (bcbK
I say we stage an intervention.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 04, 2019 11:27 AM (UGqF8)
so can anyone recommend a good book about Tesla? "
Model S Owner's Manual?
Posted by: Anon a mouse
"Do not get batteries wet"
Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2019 11:25 AM (4RRDi)
I know you guys know i mean the inventor so cut it out.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 04, 2019 11:27 AM (pLgt/)
I'm way to big for friends, now. He's part of my posse.
Posted by: Matt Damon at January 04, 2019 11:27 AM (wW03z)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 04, 2019 11:27 AM (+y/Ru)
so can anyone recommend a good book about Tesla? "
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I'd alternate my suggestions.
If you want a recommendation on Edison, Ill give you one directly.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2019 11:27 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 04, 2019 11:27 AM (OLCnA)
I love this: From each according to his ability, to each according to his need ☭.
Posted by: Alexandria Occasional Cortex at January 04, 2019 11:27 AM (jYje5)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 04, 2019 11:27 AM (2LelM)
I hope he goes the full iJeb!, spend $120M for three convention delegates.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 04, 2019 11:28 AM (PJ6Dt)
This whole changing nic's thing is for the birds.
She's still willow. We just have to not give in.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 04, 2019 11:28 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: t-bird at January 04, 2019 11:28 AM (X+nU7)
That's just so brutal, because it's so very true. Well stated.
Posted by: Max Power at January 04, 2019 11:28 AM (q177U)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 04, 2019 11:28 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 11:28 AM (6qErC)
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I'd alternate my suggestions.
If you want a recommendation on Edison, Ill give you one directly.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2019 11:27 AM (8XRCm)
Shocking.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 04, 2019 11:28 AM (PJ6Dt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 04, 2019 11:28 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Hands at January 04, 2019 11:29 AM (786Ro)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
To be followed by outbreaks of vapors and pearl-clutching.
Posted by: pep at January 04, 2019 11:29 AM (wW03z)
'Dismay'. Oh, more than dismay. Why, there's been an occasional "tut, tut", as well!
More like fear... fear is good
Posted by: It's me donna at January 04, 2019 11:29 AM (O2RFr)
Penny
Nickel
Quarter
Half-Dollar
Walnut
Golf ball
Hen egg
Tennis ball
Baseball
Tea cup
Grapefruit
Softball
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 04, 2019 11:29 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Regular joe at January 04, 2019 11:29 AM (7PllL)
An Associated Press-NORC Center for Public Affairs Research poll conducted shortly before the shutdown began finds that both Republicans and Democrats are far more likely to include immigration in their list of top issues facing the country this year compared with a year ago.
Overall, 49 percent mentioned immigration in an open-ended question as one of the top five problems they hoped the government addresses in 2019. By contrast, 27 percent mentioned immigration in December 2017.
Hang in there Donny two scopes. You can win this fight.
Posted by: WisRich at January 04, 2019 11:29 AM (G0vdT)
Mitt, did you purposely lose the election to Obama to get Democrats in power? I only ask because once again you're targeting a successful GOP instead of the Democrats. One might assume this is a trend and proves your nothing but a wolf in Mormon underwear.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2019 11:29 AM (pUDQf)
Well of course. Sophia was hot long after the "babe" phase...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 11:29 AM (6qErC)
Ah monkey bars for kids. We had those when I was in elementary school.
Also a merry-go-round. I doubt if there is a school play ground left in
the country with either one of those. Lawyers!
Posted by: Vic at January 04, 2019 11:26 AM (mpXpK)
See Saw. you don't want to be at the top when your idiot cousin jumps off with you up there.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 04, 2019 11:29 AM (pLgt/)
We survived.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 04, 2019 11:22 AM (bcbK
You were lucky! We had monkey bars surrounded by a moat, filled with alligators, piranhas, and water moccasins. Plus, we had to fight the monkeys. Our parents knew what didn't kill us would make us stronger
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 04, 2019 11:30 AM (3sjI6)
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at January 04, 2019 11:30 AM (MkcN1)
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EXCLUSIVE: Sen. Pat Roberts Will Announce Retirement | The Daily Caller
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Maybe HRC can run there
Posted by: Mitt Romney AKA John McCain at January 04, 2019 11:30 AM (BqBId)
There's a conspiracy theory there, just not sure what it is.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2019 11:30 AM (1ISKN)
#9? Was that the guy three houses down from Patrick McGoohan?
Posted by: TheQuietMan
He was on The Beatles white album.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 04, 2019 11:30 AM (aKsyK)
She's still willow. We just have to not give in.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 04, 2019 11:28 AM
Whenever I reply to her I always change her nic back to willow.
Posted by: Newest Nic at January 04, 2019 11:30 AM (jYje5)
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That sucks, man. My bosses would burst into laughter if our millennial NPC complained about this. I'm glad I don't work there.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 04, 2019 11:31 AM (AzW6q)
1) Beg for Trump's endorsement in 2012
2) Call him unfit for the Presidency in 2016
3) Suck his dick in return for SoS consideration, then thank him for his primary endorsement
4) Go right back to being a Resistance icon.
Mitt can justify this with Orange Man Bad all day long, but the fact is Donald Trump has gone out of his way to invoke trade wars and deregulation on behalf of the American people. Mitt Romney sees America as a corpse to be chopped up and sold to the highest bidder. In the end, focusing on the speck in Trump's eye is what Pharisees have done since Christ's day. And my only surprise is that RomneyCare thought this play would work in 2019.
Posted by: trev006 at January 04, 2019 11:31 AM (Rjco7)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 04, 2019 11:27 AM
Relax, and don't get so coiled up.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 04, 2019 11:31 AM (ctuyM)
Penny
Nickel
Quarter
Half-Dollar
Walnut
Golf ball
Hen egg
Tennis ball
Baseball
Tea cup
Grapefruit
Softball
Posted by: Duncanthrax
And "Holy Shit!"
Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2019 11:31 AM (4RRDi)
. . . "bedrock of western civilization?"
. . . "requirement for a functioning community?"
How does one exist in a community where "truth" is flexible?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2019 11:31 AM (W+vEI)
I'd alternate my suggestions.
If you want a recommendation on Edison, Ill give you one directly.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2019 11:27 AM (8XRCm)
Shocking.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 04, 2019 11:28 AM (PJ6Dt)
Boy how did i not see THIS coming?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 04, 2019 11:31 AM (pLgt/)
Oh wait, that's rate of fatal injuries. I thought it was the rate of banging your underaged customers.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 04, 2019 11:31 AM (a2xio)
Posted by: Jonnie Dougs at January 04, 2019 11:32 AM (HgfgT)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 04, 2019 11:32 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 11:32 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Anchovy at January 04, 2019 11:32 AM (B3kya)
Basketball comes after softball.
Posted by: t-bird at January 04, 2019 11:32 AM (X+nU7)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 04, 2019 11:32 AM (PJ6Dt)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 04, 2019 11:32 AM (pLgt/)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 04, 2019 11:32 AM (O2RFr)
We survived.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 04, 2019 11:22 AM (bcbK
You were lucky! We had monkey bars surrounded by a moat, filled with
alligators, piranhas, and water moccasins. Plus, we had to fight the
monkeys. Our parents knew what didn't kill us would make us stronger
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 04, 2019 11:30 AM (3sjI6)
You had terrestrial monkeys? Wimp! We had those damn flying monkeys! That's how tough we were.
Posted by: Archer at January 04, 2019 11:33 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2019 11:31 AM (W+vEI)
Orwell's 1984 is a good primer on this topic.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 04, 2019 11:33 AM (UGqF8)
Posted by: Owlsley'sDustbin at January 04, 2019 11:33 AM (q/CQl)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 04, 2019 11:33 AM (ctuyM)
I remember a kid who claimed he had stood on the very top bar, no hands, and fell. I was never sure if he had really fallen, or if his arm was in a sling and his face was so battered because he had a bad encounter with some of the local hoods.
Posted by: RM at January 04, 2019 11:33 AM (U3LtS)
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Maybe HRC can run there
Posted by: Mitt Romney AKA John McCain at January 04, 2019 11:30 AM (BqBId)
I see he's from Kansas. No wonder I've never heard of him. Just kidding! There's plenty in Kansas that's famous. Like....corn and, uh....., flat.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 04, 2019 11:33 AM (3sjI6)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2019 11:33 AM (4RRDi)
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 04, 2019 11:22 AM (6dvDu)
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The only remotely likeable thing she's appeared in so far.
Seeing a lot crazy on day 1 from all the D newbies. Will be interesting to see how they handle actual work.
Posted by: jhawk90 at January 04, 2019 11:33 AM (Xvo1a)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 04, 2019 11:33 AM (G4vri)
Posted by: dananjcon at January 04, 2019 11:33 AM (xqfqx)
Posted by: Vic at January 04, 2019 11:26 AM (mpXpK)
Before we moved to PA almost two years ago, the apartment building we lived in in Fort Lee NJ had one. My three year old loved it.
Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne, lurking since 2007 at January 04, 2019 11:33 AM (rExw+)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 04, 2019 11:22 AM (2LelM)
Actually a white man invented that too. That G. W. Carver thing is a myth.
Marcellus Gilmore Edson patented in 1884.
Posted by: Vic at January 04, 2019 11:33 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: t-bird at January 04, 2019 11:34 AM (X+nU7)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male
Leavenworth.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2019 11:34 AM (4RRDi)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 11:34 AM (6qErC)
Basketball comes after softball.
Posted by: t-bird at January 04, 2019 11:32 AM (X+nU7)
Yeah. When you get to Basketball, the shit gets real.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 04, 2019 11:34 AM (UGqF8)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
*hubba hubba*
Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2019 11:33 AM (4RRDi) *whistles*
Posted by: Someguy at January 04, 2019 11:34 AM (h5Df3)
Posted by: Kemp at January 04, 2019 11:34 AM (UaNIj)
Posted by: Al Sharptone at January 04, 2019 11:34 AM (hjaPQ)
Seeing a lot crazy on day 1 from all the D newbies. Will be interesting to see how they handle actual work.
Yup, they're gonna need a bigger clown car
Posted by: It's me donna at January 04, 2019 11:34 AM (O2RFr)
I know you guys know i mean the inventor so cut it out. "
Lighten up, Nikola...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 11:32 AM (6qErC)
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Ohm my. Electrical puns.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2019 11:34 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at January 04, 2019 11:34 AM (FLWDV)
seniconductor engineers working with quantum mechanics I guess
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 04, 2019 11:35 AM (G4vri)
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so can anyone recommend a good book about Tesla? "
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I'd alternate my suggestions.
If you want a recommendation on Edison, Ill give you one directly.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2019 11:27 AM (8XRCm)
Shocking.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 04, 2019 11:28 AM
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Tell me about it.
Posted by: Topsy at January 04, 2019 11:35 AM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 11:35 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 04, 2019 11:33 AM (3sjI6)
To be fair, Kansas also gets credit for, "Rectangular"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 04, 2019 11:35 AM (UGqF8)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 04, 2019 11:35 AM (PJ6Dt)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 04, 2019 11:22 AM (2LelM)
Actually a white man invented that too. That G. W. Carver thing is a myth.
Marcellus Gilmore Edson patented in 1884.
Posted by: Vic at January 04, 2019 11:33 AM (mpXpK)
Ah but didn't a black mad scientist invent white people?
Posted by: Someguy at January 04, 2019 11:35 AM (h5Df3)
There is hinted at nudity in Due Notte Con Cleopatra, but it's an awful movie and she may have a skin suit on.
There are a couple of nipple peeks in Peccatto Che Sei un Canaille, but those are only for the dedicated.
Peak Sophia is the early diving scene in Boy on a Dolphin, which is also a thoroughly worthless movie.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 04, 2019 11:35 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Archer at January 04, 2019 11:35 AM (gmo/4)
Trump's only sin is that he has been more effective in implementing what people voted for him to do, than any president since Reagan. He has removed the GOP cucks' fig leaf and shown the real reason for their fecklessness is because they really are liberals underneath the skin and they don't want to fix anything.
That's why the left wants to impeach him. For being effective, for doing what any moral politician should do, ie. doing right by your base.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 04, 2019 11:35 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 04, 2019 11:36 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 04, 2019 11:36 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 04, 2019 11:36 AM (EeUIW)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 04, 2019 11:33 AM (3sjI6)
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Wheat. The crop you seek is wheat.
Iowa has the corn.
Idaho has the spuds.
Fucking Coastals.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2019 11:36 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 04, 2019 11:35 AM (fuK7c)
GFY
Posted by: Flipper at January 04, 2019 11:36 AM (UGqF8)
Suggested Flake and Mitt both did missionary work on bikes before they had helmets.
Posted by: Kemp at January 04, 2019 11:36 AM (UaNIj)
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Especially one who has already demonstrated that he's a loser.
Romney couldn't even beat the dim-witted Obama after 4 years of a shitty economy and multiple failures in Libya, Iraq, Afghanistan, etc., not to mention the massive Obama sell-out to Iran.
Romney sucks. He needs to face that fact, and just go the hell away.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 04, 2019 11:36 AM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Someguy at January 04, 2019 11:35 AM (h5Df3) "
Yes, the scientist Yakub. He created whitey 6,000 years ago.
He lived on Patmos, making him yet another Greek homo.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 04, 2019 11:37 AM (oZ6kz)
Ohm my. Electrical puns.
They keep us grounded.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 04, 2019 11:35 AM (PJ6Dt)
Diversify!
Posted by: AC/DC at January 04, 2019 11:37 AM (pLgt/)
Please reference my speech to the 3rd Army in 1944 on why DJT is a real American and you are just a
LOSER
Men, all this stuff you hear about America not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the war, is a lot of bullshit. Americans love to fight. All real Americans love the sting and clash of battle. When you were kids, you all admired the champion marble shooter, the fastest runner, the big-league ball players and the toughest boxers. Americans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Americans play to win all the time. That's why Americans have never lost and will never lose a war. The very thought of losing is hateful to Americans. Battle is the most significant competition in which a man can indulge. It brings out all that is best and it removes all that is base.
Carry On
Posted by: George S Patton at January 04, 2019 11:37 AM (P6KKD)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 11:37 AM (6qErC)
Suggested Flake and Mitt both did missionary work on bikes before they had helmets.
Posted by: Kemp at January 04, 2019 11:36 AM (UaNIj)
Is he a good Senator, a bad one, or a so so one?
Posted by: Someguy at January 04, 2019 11:38 AM (h5Df3)
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Especially one who has already demonstrated that he's a loser.
Romney couldn't even beat the dim-witted Obama after 4 years of a shitty economy and multiple failures in Libya, Iraq, Afghanistan, etc., not to mention the massive Obama sell-out to Iran.
Romney sucks. He needs to face that fact, and just go the hell away.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 04, 2019 11:36 AM (fqUgw)
He did pioneer ObamaCare, so he has that going for him.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 04, 2019 11:38 AM (PJ6Dt)
Anyone seen the old video of Alexandria dancing on the roof?
It's cute. I don't know why they're saying it was an attempt to" smear" her though
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 04, 2019 11:38 AM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at January 04, 2019 11:30 AM (MkcN1)
Yeah, I know. It looks so... real. Like an actual turd floating in an actual bowl of punch.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 04, 2019 11:38 AM (XjLIZ)
That's my friends Joel and Greg up on top. Probably Cindy, or Ellen, who's almost up there. In the middle on the right, that's me. The boy in the back is my pal Tom. The dark-hair girl in the middle is Ann - I always liked Ann. On the left, the blond is Ellen, or Cindy, the other two girls I can't tell. Dark-hair girl on the ground is Liz. She was sweet; born on Christmas Day, poor girl. The girl awkwardly climbing is Sarah. She became a movie starlet.
Posted by: mindful webworker - 2/3 of a century is not that long, really... at January 04, 2019 11:38 AM (8XBJ+)
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So is competence, success, innovation, insight, ability, persistence, hard work, integrity, etc.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 04, 2019 11:39 AM (fqUgw)
Penny
Nickel
Quarter
Half-Dollar
Walnut
Golf ball
Hen egg
Tennis ball
Baseball
Tea cup
Grapefruit
Softball
Posted by: Duncanthrax
And "Holy Shit!"
Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2019 11:31 AM (4RRDi)
Forgot one...
Posted by: SMOD at January 04, 2019 11:39 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 04, 2019 01:37 AM (miE9U)
If Hitch were a bit darker complected in that photo, he could be mistaken for Duke Ellington.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 04, 2019 11:39 AM (nPGq2)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 04, 2019 11:39 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 04, 2019 11:35 AM (UGqF
+++++++++
Don't forget Eisenhower...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 04, 2019 11:39 AM (I2dne)
You misspelled "seats"
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 11:39 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2019 11:39 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Someguy at January 04, 2019 11:38 AM (h5Df3)
He's Glenda, the good senator of the north.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 04, 2019 11:40 AM (T71PA)
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it dont mean a thing..
Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2019 11:40 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Anachronda at January 04, 2019 11:40 AM (NmR1a)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 04, 2019 11:40 AM (nPGq2)
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at January 04, 2019 11:30 AM (MkcN1)
Yeah, I know. It looks so... real. Like an actual turd floating in an actual bowl of punch.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at January 04, 2019 11:38 AM (XjLIZ)
You don't always have to share disturbing pictures with us y'know.
Posted by: Someguy at January 04, 2019 11:40 AM (h5Df3)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 04, 2019 11:36 AM (EeUIW)
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Pee-sized hail is just "nasty rain," I think
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 04, 2019 11:40 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Mittens Rombley at January 04, 2019 11:40 AM (vtcmf)
pretty sure the word for that is "binoculars".
Posted by: Anachronda at January 04, 2019 11:40 AM (NmR1a)
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Dang.
Posted by: WisRich at January 04, 2019 11:40 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 04, 2019 11:41 AM (+ldAm)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 04, 2019 11:41 AM (/qEW2)
You misspelled "seats"
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 11:39 AM (6qErC)
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IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THEY'RE BOTH RETARDED MORMON GUYS WHO LOVE SODOMY.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 04, 2019 11:41 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 04, 2019 11:35 AM (UGqF
+++++++++
Don't forget Eisenhower...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 04, 2019 11:39 AM/i]
R. Lee Ermey
Kansas ftw!
Posted by: Hands at January 04, 2019 11:41 AM (786Ro)
Posted by: the Man who Burps in French at January 04, 2019 11:41 AM (9HuGt)
Posted by: Hands at January 04, 2019 11:41 AM (786Ro)
( *golf clap* )
Very well stated. I wish I had incorporated that into the rant.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 04, 2019 11:41 AM (XjLIZ)
To be fair, he had to dive hard after that first debate to pull out the loss.
Posted by: t-bird at January 04, 2019 11:42 AM (X+nU7)
Posted by: IC at January 04, 2019 11:42 AM (a0IVu)
Actually a white man invented that too. That G. W. Carver thing is a myth.
Marcellus Gilmore Edson patented in 1884.
Posted by: Vic at January 04, 2019 11:33 AM (mpXpK)
Ah but didn't a black mad scientist invent white people?
Posted by: Someguy at January 04, 2019 11:35 AM (h5Df3)
Wakanda crap ya spoutin there?
Posted by: Don Q at January 04, 2019 11:42 AM (NgKpN)
[]"There is no such thing as Truth. Truth is a tool of white supremacy."
. . . "bedrock of western civilization?"
. . . "requirement for a functioning community?"
How does one exist in a community where "truth" is flexible?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2019 11:31 AM (W+vEI)"
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Easy! One aims to exist *in charge of everyone else*, because the denying the existence of objective reality is a pretty damn powerful ideological tool.
If there is no truth, then there is no reason not to change your position every two weeks to whatever gives you an advantage at the moment. That it drives your opponents bonkers, makes them self identify, and humiliates them once you have the power to force them to go along with it is just a bonus.
It's also the key element that allows them to make the most out of the "we're always right because we're better than you" thing. These two ideas are pretty much the only thing the progs believe in.
Posted by: lurker (the other one) at January 04, 2019 11:42 AM (67XdO)
Republican Sen. Ted Cruz and Republican Rep Francis Rooney have introduced a constitutional amendment that would impose term limits on members of Congress.
The proposal would apply to members of both the House and Senate.
The proposal restricts senators to two six-year terms and House members to three two-year terms.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 04, 2019 11:43 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: IC at January 04, 2019 11:42 AM (a0IVu)
Sigh...IF, not IM.
Posted by: IC at January 04, 2019 11:43 AM (a0IVu)
Ah but didn't a black mad scientist invent white people?
Posted by: Someguy at January 04, 2019 11:35 AM (h5Df3)
Wakanda crap ya spoutin there?
Posted by: Don Q at January 04, 2019 11:42 AM (NgKpN)
Nation of Islam I think.
Posted by: Someguy at January 04, 2019 11:43 AM (h5Df3)
what do I win????????????????
Posted by: the Man who Burps in French at January 04, 2019 11:41 AM (9HuGt)
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womp womp
The Man Who Knew Too Much
*SWIDT?
Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2019 11:43 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 04, 2019 11:44 AM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 11:44 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at January 04, 2019 11:44 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Someguy at January 04, 2019 11:40 AM (h5Df3)
Yeah, I know. I get that from Mrs. Muse all the time. Perhaps I should take your advice.
But there's this little devil in me that says, "look at this one! It's really disgusting. Everyone needs to see how disgusting it is, so put it up on the blog, and they'll be grossed out, too."
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 04, 2019 11:45 AM (XjLIZ)
*Fingers crossed for 1950s-1960s Joan Collins.*
Posted by: Darth Randall at January 04, 2019 11:45 AM (p0nVR)
There is no such thing as Truth. Truth is a tool of white supremacy."
If there is no truth then there are no lies.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 04, 2019 11:45 AM (TAmPV)
He had arguably won the first debate. It was in that second (I think) debate, and he made a pretty strong statement, but the debate moderator ( a lady whose name I don't recall right now) told him he was wrong. That was his time to fire right back at her ("No, ma'am, YOU are wrong, and fact check it after the debate if you like. And your job is to moderate, not parrot Democrat talking points, etc. etc.)
He didn't. He visibly flinched and then retreated - to be harsh, like a new prison fish who was just tested and failed. I remember thinking, "He's done."
Posted by: RM at January 04, 2019 11:45 AM (U3LtS)
Trump seems to think he should go against their wishes
Posted by: No at January 04, 2019 11:46 AM (kFwui)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at January 04, 2019 11:46 AM (H7LIz)
Ah but didn't a black mad scientist invent white people?
Posted by: Someguy at January 04, 2019 11:35 AM (h5Df3)
Wakanda crap ya spoutin there?
Posted by: Don Q at January 04, 2019 11:42 AM (NgKpN)
Nation of Islam I think.
Posted by: Someguy at January 04, 2019 11:43 AM (h5Df3)
Dat's Rite...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 04, 2019 11:46 AM (bcbK8)
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To be fair, Kansas also gets credit for, "Rectangular"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 04, 2019 11:35 AM (UGqF
+++++++++
Don't forget Eisenhower...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 04, 2019 11:39 AM/i]
R. Lee Ermey
Kansas ftw!
Posted by: Hands at January 04, 2019 11:41 AM
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White Castle
Posted by: irright at January 04, 2019 11:46 AM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Someguy at January 04, 2019 11:40 AM (h5Df3)
Yeah. No more Eichman pictures. I have small children.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 04, 2019 11:46 AM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 04, 2019 11:41 AM (/qEW2)
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I had one once, through a weird confluence of events. I was on a United flight from SFO to DEN and we were about to push away from the gate when the pilot comes on and says, "I hate to do this to you folks, but I have to leave. I just got some family news and I have to stay here - and trust me, you don't want me flying this plane right now, anyway. I have talked with our dispatch office and they're trying to find you a new pilot to get you to Denver, but it isn't go to me."
Then he left. Thankfully, DEN is a United hub and they found us another pilot within a half hour. She was a woman and we took off as soon as she got there. Oddest thing I have encountered on a commercial flight.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 04, 2019 11:46 AM (I2dne)
It also gets credit for the buffet at the Sirloin Stockade on Plum Street, in Hutchinson.
Posted by: Zod at January 04, 2019 11:46 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 04, 2019 11:46 AM (rjGUv)
We called those, ironically, the "oppression bars"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 04, 2019 11:47 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at January 04, 2019 11:47 AM (FLWDV)
Posted by: CN at January 04, 2019 11:47 AM (U7k5w)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, Happy 10th day of Christmas at January 04, 2019 11:47 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 04, 2019 11:48 AM (H7LIz)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, Happy 11th day of Christmas at January 04, 2019 11:48 AM (0O7c5)
That 'reverse image search' feature is just a little disturbing.
Posted by: Newest Nic at January 04, 2019 11:48 AM (jYje5)
How many goddamn fish hooks does it take for someone to know that hooks can hurt your skin?
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at January 04, 2019 11:48 AM (l9j6P)
DOA
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2019 11:48 AM (bim/x)
If there is no such thing as Truth, then I can rape the ever living shit out of you with some torture thrown in and that will be Not True?
Excelleeeeennnnntttttttttt...
Posted by: Jeffy Dahmer at January 04, 2019 11:48 AM (n2qRY)
Posted by: Perpetually Offended Black Man at January 04, 2019 11:49 AM (H7LIz)
You don't actually know much about our political system, do you Joe?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 04, 2019 11:49 AM (PJ6Dt)
DOA
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2019 11:48 AM (bim/x)
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hahahahahahahah. This will backfire. Trump probably has nothing to fear from this but literally *every* other potential candidate definitely does. It's like they can't help but step on every rake in sight.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 04, 2019 11:49 AM (I2dne)
I just binge-watched Jack Ryan on Amazon Prime yesterday. It was my last day day off before returning to work today.
I really enjoyed it. Good plot line, plenty of action, with minimal PC platitudes about Islam.
(Of course there were a few, but they seemed obligatory and thrown in just to balance the otherwise accurate portrait of the viciousness of Islam)
John Kracinski was excellent in 13 hours and this series as well. I suspect he is not as batshit lefty as his Hollywood colleagues.
Posted by: McCool at January 04, 2019 11:22 AM (WXSv6)
My brother insisted that I start watching it while I was out at his place for Christmas, and I finished the last episode last weekend. Damned good series, for the same reasons you stated.
One quibble though. The terrorist plot is rather complex and technically proficient to be the product of mohammedans. Which is fine for Hollywood and effective drama, but it doesn't really jive with reality. In fact, the season finale is kind of what inspired my mohammedan rant earlier this morning on the Morning Report thread.
Still, the series is worth watching.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 04, 2019 11:49 AM (veoSD)
Western science must be done away with entirely!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=C9SiRNibD14
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 04, 2019 11:49 AM (+y/Ru)
Republican Sen. Ted Cruz and Republican Rep Francis Rooney have introduced a constitutional amendment that would impose term limits on members of Congress.
The proposal would apply to members of both the House and Senate.
The proposal restricts senators to two six-year terms and House members to three two-year terms.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 04, 2019 11:43 AM (aKsyK)
Not sure how I feel about a Rep's entire tenure potentially occurring during a single presidential administration. I sort of would prefer the symmetry of both Reps and senators having the same max tenure.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 04, 2019 11:49 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Hands at January 04, 2019 11:49 AM (786Ro)
Fishing is the most dangerous industry?
If your ship goes down or you go overboard in the Northern seas, you're likely a goner.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 04, 2019 11:50 AM (LsBY9)
Posted by: CA Token at January 04, 2019 11:50 AM (NOXtz)
Fishing is the most dangerous industry?
I can see where being on the ocean in something that floats might be dangerous.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 04, 2019 11:50 AM (TAmPV)
Nothing wrong with the series that couldn't have been improved by a couple of strafing Messerschmidts.
Posted by: Zod at January 04, 2019 11:51 AM (Bdeb0)
-----
Well. My quibble was the future Mrs Jack Ryan was a bit of a heifer.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2019 11:51 AM (8XRCm)
And for fun, let's review the International Dismay Index, briefly.
Japan (major country/economy, unique category but within it a solid ally since You Know When) - um, in a characteristically quiet way, thrilled to death with Trump, mostly because of his confronting China, after a long period of indulgence and then outright weakness under Obama, just as Beijing was entering a much more aggressive phase.
Eastern Europe - Poland, Czech Rep., Hungary. Um, no exaggeration to say thrilled with Trump, for lots of reasons. Poland has offered to host transferred NATO facilities from Germany at a "Fort Trump", to give some flavor of the prevailing feelings about the crass NYC real estate developer there.
Other Europe - Austria, Italy, themselves struggling to chart a Trumpian course on several issues, openly align themselves with some of Trump's most "controversial" themes and moves.
Middle East - the incredible de facto Israeli/Sunni Arab alliance that Obama's idiocy helped forge is ecstatic about Trump's wise move to reciprocate Iran's hostility and accept the war that toxic regime has unleashed on us for a generation.
Brazil - largest country and economy south of the border - just inaugurated an open Trump fan who is likely to make Trump look shy and moderate in his breaking with stupid, destructive "mainstream" assumptions and policies.
Whoever is advising Mitt on foreign policy might want to get out more.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 04, 2019 11:51 AM (QDnY+)
Iowa has the corn.
Idaho has the spuds.
Fucking Coastals.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2019 11:36 AM (8XRCm)
Ahem! Kansas produces the 7th largest amount of corn of all States in the United States. Kansas: We're not just for wheat anymore!--Kansas COC.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 04, 2019 11:51 AM (3sjI6)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 04, 2019 11:51 AM (yAc+w)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 04, 2019 11:31 AM
#ResistanceIsFutile
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 04, 2019 11:51 AM (ctuyM)
John Kracinski was excellent in 13 hours and this series as well. I suspect he is not as batshit lefty as his Hollywood colleagues.
Posted by: McCool at January 04, 2019 11:22 AM (WXSv6)
He's good friends with Jimmy Kimmel, and his first main picture after leaving The Office was that anti-Fracking drama that nobody remembers.
I highly doubt he's anything to the right of standard hollywood leftist.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 04, 2019 11:51 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 04, 2019 11:51 AM (rjGUv)
I think it's when it stops floating that the danger really kicks in.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 04, 2019 11:51 AM (fuK7c)
Really? 'cause "we" had local and state elections last fall, so...
how'd that russia thing work out?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 11:51 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Hands
I'm not done eating it yet though...
..No, just No...
Posted by: Bruce at January 04, 2019 11:51 AM (8ikIW)
This is the same person who first denounced Trump when Trump was running, then supported him when he (Romney) was running, and to start out his term took to the pages of a newspaper that is intent on tearing down his party to rip the same Trump. And he dares talk about character.
He needs to be humble and act like the junior Senator he is, sit down, shut up, and learn something from his superiors.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 04, 2019 11:51 AM (9hauA)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 04, 2019 11:50 AM (TAmPV)
Better than being in the ocean on something that doesn't float no?
Posted by: Someguy at January 04, 2019 11:51 AM (h5Df3)
Posted by: Captain Ahab at January 04, 2019 11:52 AM (H7LIz)
Iowa has the corn.
Idaho has the spuds.
Fucking Coastals. posted by: fixerupper
ha, yeah, and it isn't really grid iron flat ... more rolling hill after hill ... the image I recall from driving to CO is more like this, seeing miles of distant hills and the ribbon of highway on the horizon
https://tinyurl.com/yaw5kyzb
Posted by: illiniwek at January 04, 2019 11:52 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 04, 2019 11:52 AM (+y/Ru)
How many goddamn fish hooks does it take for someone to know that hooks can hurt your skin?
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at January 04, 2019 11:48 AM (l9j6P)
If you've never spent significant time at Sea, you have no idea of how powerful the Ocean truly is...
and how dangerous.
Posted by: Don Q, USN (Ret) at January 04, 2019 11:52 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 04, 2019 11:52 AM (PJ6Dt)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, Happy 11th day of Christmas at January 04, 2019 11:52 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 04, 2019 11:53 AM (bcbK8)
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He beat him so bad even SNL had to make fun of it that w/e.
Opportunity wasted.
Posted by: jhawk90 at January 04, 2019 11:53 AM (Xvo1a)
His smoking hot wife is also a British SJW spouting her crap about how bad America is.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 04, 2019 11:53 AM (rjGUv)
• 224 times in the King James.
• 41 in Psalms alone.
• 109 in the New Testament, including
• 22 in John.
John 4:24 God is a Spirit: and they that worship him must worship him in spirit and in truth.
John 15:26 But when the Comforter is come, whom I will send unto you from the Father, even the Spirit of truth, which proceeds from the Father, he shall testify of me.
John 18:37-38 Pilate therefore said unto him, Art thou a king then?
Jesus answered, Thou sayest that I am a king. To this end was I born, and for this cause came I into the world, that I should bear witness unto the truth. Every one that is of the truth heareth my voice.
Pilate saith unto him, What is truth? [Let's have a good philosophical dialectic before I have you flogged and crucified, okay? What?]
Posted by: mindful webworker - it can't set you free if you don't know it at January 04, 2019 11:53 AM (8XBJ+)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 11:53 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2019 11:51 AM (8XRCm)
Her face though. It looked botoxed up to the gills. Anyone else notice?
Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 04, 2019 11:53 AM (9hauA)
How many goddamn fish hooks does it take for someone to know that hooks can hurt your skin?
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at January 04, 2019 11:48 AM (l9j6P)
If you've never spent significant time at Sea, you have no idea of how powerful the Ocean truly is...
and how dangerous.
Posted by: Don Q, USN (Ret) at January 04, 2019 11:52 AM (NgKpN)
Nature is a bitch and she wants us to die.
She's hawt , though.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 04, 2019 11:53 AM (bcbK8)
Were they the same comments? That happens when They change something.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 04, 2019 11:53 AM (PJ6Dt)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 04, 2019 11:53 AM (Evws/)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 04, 2019 11:53 AM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2019 11:54 AM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Zod at January 04, 2019 11:54 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at January 04, 2019 11:54 AM (T5cV3)
--
Ahem! Kansas produces the 7th largest amount of corn
of all States in the United States. Kansas: We're not just for wheat
anymore!--Kansas COC.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 04, 2019 11:51 AM
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Also about twice as much corn as wheat.
Posted by: irright at January 04, 2019 11:54 AM (pMGkg)
How many goddamn fish hooks does it take for someone to know that hooks can hurt your skin?
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at January 04, 2019 11:48 AM (l9j6P)
I expect it works like this: relatively few boats in commercial fishing these days, so one or two boats sunk with all hands in a storm really skews the stats.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 04, 2019 11:54 AM (nPGq2)
___________________________________
Yeah. We all got to vote for Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer that day.
Don't you remembers?
I like licking windows. Don't you?
Posted by: Doofus McRoofus at January 04, 2019 11:54 AM (H7LIz)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 04, 2019 11:54 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 04, 2019 11:54 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 04, 2019 11:51 AM (QDnY+)
Which is of course, why McConnel appointed Mitt to the FOREIGN RELATIONS Committee....
/spit
Posted by: Don Q, USN (Ret) at January 04, 2019 11:55 AM (NgKpN)
Nature is a bitch and she wants us to die.
She's hawt , though.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 04, 2019 11:53 AM (bcbK
The dangerous ones always are.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 04, 2019 11:55 AM (TAmPV)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2019 11:55 AM (4RRDi)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/317570/
Posted by: steevy at January 04, 2019 11:55 AM (BXMxN)
https://tinyurl.com/yaw5kyzb
Posted by: illiniwek at January 04, 2019 11:52 AM (Cus5s)
+++++++++
I just drove through it on my way to a vacation in Indiana, and it wasn't anything like as boring as I remembered it being. It isn't exhilarating, but it is nice.
I still prefer the Nebraska+Iowa (I-80) run to the Kansas+Missouri (I-70) run, though.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 04, 2019 11:55 AM (I2dne)
He didn't. He visibly flinched and then retreated - to be harsh, like a new prison fish who was just tested and failed. I remember thinking, "He's done."
- - - -
Yup, think you could see him realize during the 2nd debate that it was all rigged.
I recall getting the feeling Trump had come to the same realization after the 3rd debate - not during the debate, but the next night during his brief speech at that Catholic fundraising dinner in NYC (the one where he slammed Hillary and all those in the room who had at one time called him friend, welcomed him into their homes when they wanted his $$$ but now treated him like a leper as the GOP candidate). I imagine this paradigm shift happens to every prominent Republican in DC at some point --- so many individual events put together come into focus and identify how things really work (Dems and MSM in bed, with help from GOP/conservative "allies").
Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2019 11:55 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, Happy 11th day of Christmas at January 04, 2019 11:52 AM
''Meanwhile 65 miles northwest of Dutch Harbor.''
Used to watch it. It became somewhat formulaic.
Posted by: Newest Nic at January 04, 2019 11:55 AM (jYje5)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 04, 2019 11:21 AM (AzW6q)
Seconded. All in favor?
Posted by: rickl at January 04, 2019 11:55 AM (xjiRE)
We are driving on the Autobahn
In front of us is a wide valley
The sun is shining with glittering rays
The driving strip is a grey track
White stripes, green edge
We are switching the radio on
From the speaker it sounds:
We are driving on the Autobahn
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 04, 2019 11:55 AM (PJ6Dt)
John Kracinski was excellent in 13 hours and this series as well. I suspect he is not as batshit lefty as his Hollywood colleagues.
Posted by: McCool at January 04, 2019 11:22 AM (WXSv6)
He's good friends with Jimmy Kimmel, and his first main picture after leaving The Office was that anti-Fracking drama that nobody remembers.
I highly doubt he's anything to the right of standard hollywood leftist.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 04, 2019 11:51 AM (KUaJL)
Agreed. But he's quiet about being a Democrat and I'll take that.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 04, 2019 11:55 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Jake from State Farm at January 04, 2019 11:55 AM (FLWDV)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 04, 2019 11:55 AM (rjGUv)
She's hawt , though.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 04, 2019 11:53 AM (bcbK
++++++++++
Because you bastards won't quit pumping out CO2!!!!!!
Posted by: Global Warming Alarmists at January 04, 2019 11:56 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: steevy at January 04, 2019 11:56 AM (BXMxN)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 04, 2019 11:56 AM (Evws/)
Posted by: Zod at January 04, 2019 11:56 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 04, 2019 11:53 AM (bcbK
Nice mounds.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 04, 2019 11:56 AM (t6MX/)
they are out of control and their fuckin minds
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2019 11:56 AM (bim/x)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 04, 2019 11:56 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: IC at January 04, 2019 11:56 AM (a0IVu)
So is his 11-minute verbal rape of Philadelphia.
Posted by: Zod at January 04, 2019 11:56 AM (Bdeb0)
Well. My quibble was the future Mrs Jack Ryan was a bit of a heifer.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2019 11:51 AM (8XRCm)
She's smokin' in Sucker Punch. And can totally rock an M4 carbine.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 04, 2019 11:57 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 04, 2019 11:57 AM (koNhm)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at January 04, 2019 11:57 AM (T5cV3)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 11:57 AM (6qErC)
*yawn*
These insults are so stale.
In the UK they say the same thing about Brexit voters.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2019 11:57 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 04, 2019 11:53 AM (rjGUv)
Not to be catty (OK, maybe) but I found her mouth and chin area to be quite unattractive. But what do I know, I'm just an 'ette.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 04, 2019 11:57 AM (9hauA)
Posted by: exdem13 at January 04, 2019 11:57 AM (Nk3Dy)
No, but it does give him connections to big fundraisers.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2019 11:57 AM (39g3+)
they are out of control and their fuckin minds
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2019 11:56 AM (bim/x)
+++++++++++
No way they gin up enough to get amendments passed. If they try, then just issue a blanket declassification of *all* documents from the Obama years and let it blow up.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 04, 2019 11:57 AM (I2dne)
Here's looking at you, Mittens.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 04, 2019 11:53 AM (hjaPQ)
Paul Ryan leaves office to spend more time with his gimp and his butt plugs.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 04, 2019 11:58 AM (a2xio)
"Are the terms "jungle gym" and "monkey bars" still allowed? Sounds kind of racist to me."
I believe the correct term is now "empowerment lattices."
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 04, 2019 11:58 AM (koNhm)
How many goddamn fish hooks does it take for someone to know that hooks can hurt your skin?
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at January 04, 2019 11:48 AM (l9j6P)
I expect it works like this: relatively few boats in commercial fishing these days, so one or two boats sunk with all hands in a storm really skews the stats.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 04, 2019 11:54 AM (nPGq2)
Harrump! Any old Salt that has died in a "storm" is not worth his salt!
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 04, 2019 11:58 AM (3sjI6)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/317570/
Posted by: steevy
Hey Hank! Guam tip over yet?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2019 11:58 AM (4RRDi)
She's hawt , though.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 04, 2019 11:53 AM (bcbK
Nice mounds.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 04, 2019 11:56 AM (t6MX/)
Her tetons are grand
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 04, 2019 11:58 AM (TAmPV)
So, day ending in "y", then...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 11:59 AM (6qErC)
true...oh wait...there is no truth!
Posted by: phoenixgirl, Happy 11th day of Christmas at January 04, 2019 11:59 AM (0O7c5)
These insults are so stale.
In the UK they say the same thing about Brexit voters.
Posted by: Lizzy
They hate you and they want you to die.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 04, 2019 11:59 AM (LsBY9)
And those Pomona students? They're just stating openly what the left has been believing and saying privately for half a century or more: there is no truth.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2019 11:59 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 11:59 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 04, 2019 11:53 AM (bcbK
Nice mounds.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 04, 2019 11:56 AM (t6MX/)
Qui! She has Grand Tetons!
Posted by: Don Q, whose forfathers got kicked out of France way back at January 04, 2019 11:59 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2019 12:00 PM (1ISKN)
https://tinyurl.com/y88rgntz
Posted by: exdem13 at January 04, 2019 12:00 PM (Nk3Dy)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2019 12:00 PM (39g3+)
they are out of control and their fuckin minds
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2019 11:56 AM (bim/x)
You pathetic Deplorable! The bill we will pass will make this effective only in Republican administrations. And we'll outlaw the Republican Party after 2020.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 04, 2019 12:01 PM (3sjI6)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 04, 2019 11:53 AM (PJ6Dt)
Yeah, that would be me. I moved the turd pic to pop-up status so you morons wouldn't have to look at it unless you wanted to.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 04, 2019 12:01 PM (XjLIZ)
1974. Playboy spread. Brigitte is 40. I am 14.
It was perfect.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 04, 2019 12:01 PM (fuK7c)
BB even makes that flour sack of a dress she's wearing look good.
Posted by: Newest Nic at January 04, 2019 12:01 PM (jYje5)
I recall getting the feeling Trump had come to the same realization
after the 3rd debate - not during the debate, but the next night during
his brief speech at that Catholic fundraising dinner in NYC (the one
where he slammed Hillary and all those in the room who had at one time
called him friend, welcomed him into their homes when they wanted his
$$$ but now treated him like a leper as the GOP candidate). I imagine
this paradigm shift happens to every prominent Republican in DC at some
point --- so many individual events put together come into focus and
identify how things really work (Dems and MSM in bed, with help from
GOP/conservative "allies").
Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2019 11:55 AM (W+vEI)
That is the thing the thing that endears me most to Trump. He risked everything and gave up a posh life to right the wrongs he saw happening in the country he apparently has a genuine love for. I can fault him on any number of things, but it is not my position to judge anything but political differences.
Plus, he is a funny fuck.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 04, 2019 12:01 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Someguy at January 04, 2019 11:51 AM
There are two kinds of ships:
Submarines and targets.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 04, 2019 12:01 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Watch Deadliest Catch on Discovery Channel.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2019 12:02 PM (4RRDi)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 04, 2019 12:02 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2019 12:00 PM (39g3+)
+++++++++
He had a good eye. So did Rod Serling. Elizabeth Montogmery. Mmmm.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 04, 2019 12:02 PM (I2dne)
No, but it does give him connections to big fundraisers.
=========
This is true, but only the Democrats can truly buy votes. Mittens isn't getting mine. Period.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 04, 2019 12:02 PM (Nk3Dy)
Good to know.
Posted by: Beelzebubba at January 04, 2019 12:02 PM (o7l6R)
Submarines and targets."
So, those that sink and those about to sink...
I'll stay in Texas, TYVM.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 12:02 PM (6qErC)
No, but it does give him connections to big fundraisers.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
We supported him last time This time - Not one dime will come from us or anyone we know
Posted by: LASue at January 04, 2019 12:02 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 04, 2019 12:03 PM (rjGUv)
Mitt Romney sees America as a corpse to be chopped up and sold to the highest bidder.
Mitt Romney, the Butcher from Bloomfield Hills
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 04, 2019 12:03 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2019 12:03 PM (1ISKN)
I think they're trained to look that way from youth. Zis will drive ze boys crazy!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2019 12:04 PM (39g3+)
Thank you for that word which I'll be using on the book thread in a couple of weeks.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 04, 2019 12:04 PM (XjLIZ)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 04, 2019 12:04 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 04, 2019 11:53 AM (bcbK
>Nice mounds.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 04, 2019 11:56 AM (t6MX/)
>>Her tetons are grand
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic
>>>On the Binary Hotness Scale, would she be a 1 or is there room for a 2?
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at January 04, 2019 12:04 PM (l9j6P)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 04, 2019 12:04 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: LASue at January 04, 2019 12:04 PM (XROPS)
Who?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 11:59 AM (6qErC)
Mother Nature
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 04, 2019 12:05 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2019 12:05 PM (1ISKN)
openly what the left has been believing and saying privately for half a
century or more: there is no truth.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2019 11:59 AM (39g3+)
First they said that there was no gender. And when critics argued it was nothing more than gaslighting and about control, they shouted "Heretic!"
Now they say that there is no truth.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 04, 2019 12:05 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: steevy at January 04, 2019 12:05 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Doofus McRoofus at January 04, 2019 11:54 AM
I'm more of a paste man, myself.
Posted by: Joe Biden, #1 2020 Democrat contender! at January 04, 2019 12:05 PM (ctuyM)
Huh. Interesting what's not on the top ten. I guess nobody cares if loggers or steelworkers get to go home at night.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 04, 2019 12:06 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 12:06 PM (6qErC)
--
>>>On the Binary Hotness Scale, would she be a 1 or is there room for a 2?
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at January 04, 2019 12:04 PM
----------------
1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, ... until I can't 1 anymore.
Posted by: irright at January 04, 2019 12:06 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2019 12:06 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 04, 2019 12:03 PM (rjGUv)
She is big on animal rights, to a quite ludicrous extent. But give her credit, she went after muzzies for their appalling treatment of animals.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 04, 2019 12:06 PM (nPGq2)
IIRC, she's not PETA-affiliated, but she is an animal activist. She has also gotten into legal trouble a few times over her commend critical of the "religion of peace."
Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2019 12:06 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: joe
Watch me not vote.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2019 12:06 PM (4RRDi)
Errr, umm... with exceptions for those who have already been "vetted" by service in Washington, right?
Posted by: Hillary! at January 04, 2019 12:06 PM (X+nU7)
Now they say that there is no truth.
They said there is no gender because they believe there is no truth. Rejection of absolutes is the foundation of the leftist worldview. If there is no absolute, objective truth then anything can be true, or not true, even at the same time and in the same context.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2019 12:07 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: steevy at January 04, 2019 12:05 PM (BXMxN)
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It's gotten to the point where my default stance is to prefer people without a liberal arts degree. They may not be right, but they didn't spend 4+ years in a brainwashing mill, so they might not be totally hopeless.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 04, 2019 12:07 PM (I2dne)
...wonder what Mitt's advisors are telling him..
minor quibble:
Mitt is a republican. Republicans do not have "advisors".
Republicans have "handlers" or "puppet masters"
Only democrats have advisors or consultants
as per the MFM StyleBook
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 04, 2019 12:07 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2019 12:07 PM (1ISKN)
And you wouldn't want to be accused of using truth, would you?
Posted by: t-bird at January 04, 2019 12:08 PM (X+nU7)
Shhhhsh.
Don't give 'em any ideas.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 12:08 PM (6qErC)
Explained quite nicely in French Kiss.
Posted by: mindful webworker - breedgeeeet! at January 04, 2019 12:08 PM (8XBJ+)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
BOOM!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2019 12:08 PM (4RRDi)
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Well, isn't that special.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 04, 2019 12:08 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Someguy at January 04, 2019 11:51 AM
There are two kinds of ships:
Submarines and targets.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 04, 2019 12:01 PM (ctuyM)
Yup... YMMV....
Posted by: P3 pilot on an attack run at January 04, 2019 12:08 PM (NgKpN)
I think all the ATM that the French are into has something to do with.
You'd be sulky too if your upper lip smelled like shit.
Posted by: Kreplach at January 04, 2019 12:09 PM (HPcTv)
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Well, isn't that special.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 04, 2019 12:08 PM (+y/Ru)
Pole or no pole?
Posted by: Insomniac at January 04, 2019 12:09 PM (NWiLs)
In order for the notion to be valid, it must be taken as a universal truth... but it also says there aren't any.
Any grade schooler should be able to spot the contradiction here.
The entire Leftist anti-philosophy is built on this foundation of sand. There's not "my truth" and "your truth", there is only "the truth", and it cares not a whit what anyone feels or thinks of it, because it exists in an external, objective reality.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at January 04, 2019 12:09 PM (J+mig)
Just wait until they get their 'STEM' programs fully functional.
Posted by: t-bird at January 04, 2019 12:09 PM (X+nU7)
Mitt is Pooter the Clown from "Uncle Buck" ... and deserves the same treatment Pooter got
https://youtu.be/9uT1sQrIozI
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 04, 2019 12:09 PM (pNxlR)
I'm actually okay with this in this sense:
A president candidate should have to show all voters the same level of background and documentary scrutiny that a potential employee would to any employer. And since this is a high-security job, even greater than for the ordinary civilian.
Stuff like transcripts, proof of citizenship, tax returns, criminal records, etc.
That way we wouldn't have to worry about the press failing to do its job of due diligence in digging into the background of these people.
I'm unconcerned with what tax returns will allegedly reveal, there's not going to be some huge fraud uncovered or the IRS would have nailed him and revealed it in 2016.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2019 12:09 PM (39g3+)
*yawn*
These insults are so stale.
In the UK they say the same thing about Brexit voters.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2019 11:57 AM (W+vEI)
There is a Pat Condell video about precisely that.
Posted by: rickl at January 04, 2019 12:10 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2019 12:10 PM (1ISKN)
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Well, isn't that special.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 04, 2019 12:08 PM (+y/Ru)
Pole or no pole?
-
Before or after?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 04, 2019 12:10 PM (+y/Ru)
Need to come up with something else.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2019 12:10 PM (1ISKN)
++++++++++
Kitty litter and floor mats help with traction.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 04, 2019 12:11 PM (I2dne)
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Romney lost in Utah, of all places, during the last election. He's got no more chance in 2020 than Jeb "Low Energy" Bush did in 2016.
Posted by: junior at January 04, 2019 12:11 PM (Fp6vo)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 12:11 PM (6qErC)
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McLame had his chance. Mittens had his chance. They both choked in the clutch. Trump doubled down, ran to win, told CNN where they could shove their biased coverage, took advantage of the Democrats' complacency and self-adulation. Trump is the president to support. Also, giving him a second term just to thoroughly spoke the Democrat-Socialists for the better part of a decade and let the Sixties-era radicals turned establishment hacks die in bitterness really makes me smile.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 04, 2019 12:11 PM (Nk3Dy)
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I was talking to an Uber driver and we ended up on Am. Hist. She's a millennial, and so is vastly undereducated, and was fascinated by all of the things she was learning from me. Mostly War of 1812, and Civil War stuff.
The conversation turned to modern America, and she asked me what I thought about Orange Man Bad, and I said that I liked him and would be voting for him in 2020.
She was stunned: "But how?! You seem so smart!"
A lot of cognitive dissonance in there.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 04, 2019 12:11 PM (AzW6q)
412 New Democratic Congresswoman Hangs Transgender Flag Outside Her Office
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Well, isn't that special.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 04, 2019 12:08 PM (+y/Ru)
Congressional Office Buildings are well along the path to being little more than sideshow booths at Renaissance Faires.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 04, 2019 12:11 PM (pNxlR)
He thought Obama gave him a rough time in an election. He hasn't seen anything yet. Looking forward to seeing what nickname he gets saddled with.
Posted by: Orson at January 04, 2019 12:11 PM (CeOby)
I got no traction with Mitt McFlake.
Need to come up with something else.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2019 12:10 PM (1ISKN)
Mittler is kind of off base, but kind of rolls off the tongue.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 04, 2019 12:11 PM (t6MX/)
I'm actually okay with this in this sense:
A president candidate should have to show all voters the same level of background and documentary scrutiny that a potential employee would to any employer. And since this is a high-security job, even greater than for the ordinary civilian.
I'm only ok with if it applies equally across the board, which we know it won't be....
Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2019 12:11 PM (4RRDi)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2019 12:12 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2019 12:07 PM (1ISKN)
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This agency also audited Trump for 10 straight years before he ran, too.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 04, 2019 12:12 PM (ffYR/)
I can't get no...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 12:11 PM (6qErC)
I get no kick from champagne
Posted by: Insomniac at January 04, 2019 12:12 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 04, 2019 12:12 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: kraken at January 04, 2019 12:12 PM (DpEis)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 04, 2019 12:12 PM (PJ6Dt)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2019 12:10 PM (1ISKN)
Mitt the Shitt. Has some zing to it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 04, 2019 12:12 PM (nPGq2)
*looks forward to more slightly ... endowed ... chicks in tight busty outfits*
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 12:12 PM (6qErC)
In order for the notion to be valid, it must be taken as a universal truth... but it also says there aren't any.
Sure, if you say there are no absolutes, you've just made an absolute statement, which destroys your argument. This was detonated a century ago, but people still cling to it and bring it up mindlessly even after having it shredded before their eyes.
Why? Because there are consequences to absolutes which they do not care to agree to or submit to. Better to live that which you know is a lie than recognize these consequences.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2019 12:12 PM (39g3+)
And that was BAD!
*wack up side da head*
Posted by: Paladin at January 04, 2019 12:13 PM (AKmrL)
You sewed my asshole shut!
No I didn't.
My. Asshole. Is. Sewed. Shut! FACT!
Truth is false. There is no truth. You are using your privilege to impose your subjective reality on me!
I CANT SHIT BECAUSE YOU SEWED UP MY BUNGHOLE!
No I didn't.
Posted by: Jeffy Dahmer at January 04, 2019 12:13 PM (n2qRY)
Posted by: P3 pilot on an attack run at January 04, 2019 12:08 PM
We used to run local POPS exercises. Surface at Point A, wait for confirmation of visual sighting, submerge, proceed to known Point B at known depth and speed, and surface at Point B.
They almost never actually made a contact.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 04, 2019 12:13 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 04, 2019 12:13 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 12:13 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: t-bird at January 04, 2019 12:13 PM (X+nU7)
Posted by: kraken at January 04, 2019 12:13 PM (DpEis)
Need to come up with something else.
Someone suggested "Flakes McCain" a few days ago and I love it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2019 12:13 PM (39g3+)
I disagree. The tax laws are so complex that the IRS does not even know how to implement them.
If you call the IRS with a question 3 times, you will usually get different answers.
Make it a large corporation? and you will be able to find 'some' tax expert who will find something to quibble about... which will lead to court cases.
Posted by: Don Q at January 04, 2019 12:13 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 04, 2019 12:12 PM (NWiLs)
+++++++++
...
So tell me how can be true - that I get a belt out of you?
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at January 04, 2019 12:13 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 04, 2019 12:13 PM (LsBY9)
Satisfaction?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 12:13 PM (6qErC)
Some get a kick from cocaine...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 04, 2019 12:13 PM (bcbK8)
Satisfaction?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 12:13 PM (6qErC)
Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all
Posted by: Insomniac at January 04, 2019 12:14 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 04, 2019 12:14 PM (+y/Ru)
And that cad was you, wasn't it? *raps knuckles with ruler*
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2019 12:14 PM (39g3+)
Heh, ain't that the tru---. . .uh?
Think this really translates to: "I can lie to whites."
Right? Why else would you tell someone they are a white supremacist for expecting you to tell you the truth?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2019 12:14 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2019 12:14 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at January 04, 2019 12:14 PM (yqrld)
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Romney lost in Utah, of all places, during the last election. He's got no more chance in 2020 than Jeb "Low Energy" Bush did in 2016.
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Thanks for the reminder, joe. I absolutely hated that in 2016 the GOPe club wanted us to get behind Jeb "notice me" Bush, who had 0% chance of beating Shrillery. I voted for Trump 'cause he ran like he was serious about gaining the office, and serious about helping the average American.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 04, 2019 12:14 PM (Nk3Dy)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 12:14 PM (6qErC)
>>Rep Hank Johnson compares Trump to Hitler ,says MAGA supporters "less educated" "dying early".
A good comeback would be "You meant 'fewer educated', Hank" to throw his towering intellectual apparatus into a recursion loop while trying to figure out if that wasn't really what he meant.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 04, 2019 12:14 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: exdem13 at January 04, 2019 12:02 PM (Nk3Dy)
Well, I do have a price in mind for which I would support Mittens. Call my Foundation and we'll give you a price quote. Call now and receive a vibrating dildo at no additional expense. Huma loves mine! *hic
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 04, 2019 12:15 PM (3sjI6)
What the hell is a transgender flag?
Is there a nation of Transgenderia that I don't know of?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2019 12:12 PM (1ISKN)
South of cuckooland, and half-way to suicidesville.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 04, 2019 12:15 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 04, 2019 12:15 PM (KP5rU)
A Transgender Flag has had two stars, and one stripe removed.
Posted by: kraken at January 04, 2019 12:13 PM (DpEis)
But it can change depending on how it feels that day.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 04, 2019 12:15 PM (TAmPV)
Is there a nation of Transgenderia that I don't know of?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2019 12:12 PM (1ISKN)
It's kind of like a pawnbroker's sign, without the balls.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 04, 2019 12:16 PM (nPGq2)
Posted by: kraken at January 04, 2019 12:16 PM (DpEis)
I'm actually okay with this in this sense:
A president candidate should have to show all voters the same level of background and documentary scrutiny that a potential employee would to any employer. And since this is a high-security job, even greater than for the ordinary civilian.
Stuff like transcripts, proof of citizenship, tax returns, criminal records, etc.
That way we wouldn't have to worry about the press failing to do its job of due diligence in digging into the background of these people.
I'm unconcerned with what tax returns will allegedly reveal, there's not going to be some huge fraud uncovered or the IRS would have nailed him and revealed it in 2016.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2019 12:09 PM (39g3+)
Let's extend it to any public office.
Congress critters have to open their books to get access to the public purse.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 04, 2019 12:16 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: josephistan at January 04, 2019 12:16 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: t-bird at January 04, 2019 12:16 PM (X+nU7)
So, tell me why is it true, that I get a belt out of you?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 04, 2019 12:16 PM (pNxlR)
She was stunned: "But how?! You seem so smart!"
"Yes, my dear, and that should cause you a moment of reflection ought it not? If someone you recognize as informed and intelligent holds a position, maybe its not as crazy and awful as you've been told?"
I disagree. The tax laws are so complex that the IRS does not even know how to implement them.
While accurate, you can be assured that his returns were carefully poured over by the IRS during the election and if there was any major fraud or problem, they'd have leaked it to the press.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2019 12:16 PM (39g3+)
I CANT SHIT BECAUSE YOU SEWED UP MY BUNGHOLE!
No I didn't.
Posted by: Jeffy Dahmer
Gravity is truth.
"Truth is false"
Go ahead. Jump.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2019 12:17 PM (4RRDi)
Did anyone salute it?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic
I can't salute it
Don't dig that flag
If that don't suit you
Then that's a drag
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 04, 2019 12:17 PM (aKsyK)
I keep mine in my tool belt with my amulet of whiteness. Makes be feel like Batman.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 04, 2019 12:17 PM (t6MX/)
Congress critters have to open their books to get access to the public purse.
There is the sacred principle of Congressional Immunity that you're forgetting.
Posted by: t-bird at January 04, 2019 12:17 PM (X+nU7)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2019 12:12 PM
Peruvia's crazy southern neighbor.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 04, 2019 12:17 PM (p+Wdc)
_______________________________________
Looking up their address?
I don't get it.
Why would we want to mail something to an icky girl?
Posted by: Doofus McRoofus at January 04, 2019 12:17 PM (H7LIz)
Now we're talking!
Today's trivium, for five HQ points: She brought that song and White Rabbit to Jeff Airplane from her previous band.
Name that band.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 04, 2019 12:17 PM (fuK7c)
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The conversation turned to modern America, and she asked me what I thought about Orange Man Bad, and I said that I liked him and would be voting for him in 2020.
She was stunned: "But how?! You seem so smart!"
A lot of cognitive dissonance in there.
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The schools and TV networks won't do the job, so we will have to do it for them.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 04, 2019 12:17 PM (Nk3Dy)
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Forget Hillary. It quickly became blatantly clear that Jeb had a zero percent chance of even winning the primary. Even if Trump hadn't been running, Jeb still would have lost the primary, and lost badly.
The only people who wanted him in the White House were his family and his donors.
Posted by: junior at January 04, 2019 12:18 PM (Fp6vo)
If these GOP/Fredocons used half their energy to attack Democrats the way they do Trump, some headway might actually be made.
But I think the realization is there for all of us (as per Ace's post a couple of days ago) that our purported allies and spokespeople are really liberals under their RINO suits. They want the status quo; they don't want to disrupt it. That's why their muted criticism of the Obama regime contrasts with the stern, "How dare you!" reactions to Trump.
Posted by: RM at January 04, 2019 12:19 PM (U3LtS)
Posted by: Orson at January 04, 2019 12:11 PM (CeOby)
The election of Elizabeth Warren is sufficient proof of that.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 04, 2019 12:20 PM (XjLIZ)
Posted by: rickl at January 04, 2019 12:20 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Vic at January 04, 2019 12:21 PM (mpXpK)
Now they say that there is no truth.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 04, 2019 12:05 PM (t6MX/)
First they came for the POC's and I said nothing because I was not a POC. Then they came for the vaginas and I said nothing because I did not have a vagina. Then they came for the penises and I said, "Back off, you perv!"
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 04, 2019 12:21 PM (3sjI6)
Today's trivium, for five HQ points: She brought that song and White Rabbit to Jeff Airplane from her previous band.
Name that band.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 04, 2019 12:17 PM (fuK7c)
TGS.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 04, 2019 12:21 PM (XjLIZ)
Posted by: Newest Nic at January 04, 2019 12:22 PM (jYje5)
What the hell is a transgender flag?
Is there a nation of Transgenderia that I don't know of?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2019 12:12 PM (1ISKN)
A flag with an amputated penis on it. A real penis. Attached with staples.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 04, 2019 12:23 PM (3sjI6)
Posted by: torabora at January 04, 2019 12:23 PM (Y274z)
Candy Crowley. I love the implication of that: Obama is too dimwitted to handle a debate on his own. He needs help from white women.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 04, 2019 12:26 PM (/qEW2)
If not, she should just quit now.
Posted by: torabora at January 04, 2019 12:26 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 04, 2019 12:21 PM (XjLIZ)
You win, but we're willowed.
And you shouldn't care about HQ points because this is your thread and you can just print them at will.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 04, 2019 12:28 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 04, 2019 12:29 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 04, 2019 12:28 PM (fuK7c)
Status: True.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 04, 2019 12:30 PM (XjLIZ)
because foreigners have realized that Uncle Sucker isn't going to be playing that game any more.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Testy New Year! at January 04, 2019 12:31 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 04, 2019 12:31 PM (XjLIZ)
I strongly encourage everyone to
read how Romney treated Ric Grenell while Ric was briefly part of the 2012
presidential campaign, via a great post by Tammy Bruce.https://tinyurl.com/yakjfjwe
Posted by: Mutnodjmet at January 04, 2019 12:32 PM (sPJyv)
Earthen basement. We didn't know that it had a natural spring and a sump pump under the stairs until the day the sump pump stopped working.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 04, 2019 12:34 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 04, 2019 12:34 PM (GEhPL)
Posted by: junior at January 04, 2019 12:18 PM (Fp6vo)
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In fairness to his mother Barbara, when the idea of Jeb! running was first floated publicly and she was asked about it, she frowned and said two Bushes were enough.
Of course she stifled that thought afterwards and undoubtedly supported her son when he did throw his hat in the ring, but .........
Let's just say that the family would have been wise to have gone with mama's initial gut instinct.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 04, 2019 12:41 PM (Rxduq)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 04, 2019 12:49 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Who Had A B-Wing, And Called It Brad at January 04, 2019 11:13 AM (Clxcy)
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That was funny.
Posted by: Shains -- Oppression Olympics non-medalist at January 04, 2019 01:21 PM (dHJpq)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 04, 2019 01:57 PM (iuFgi)
Posted by: The Committee to Elect Romney at January 04, 2019 02:33 PM (3cq8T)
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so can anyone recommend a good book about Tesla? "
"Thomas Edison was a thieving asshole!" , Things Tesla said, Vol.1
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Right? Amiright?
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