#MuhPrivateTechOverlords: Google's Search Term Suggestions Suppress "Emails" From Possible List of Searches Beginning "Hillary Clinton e-"

Duck Duck Go suggests emails pretty near the top of the list.

So does Bing.

Google doesn't mention them at all.



The entire last 30-40 minutes of The Creepy Line is about Google's deliberate suppression of negative search results for candidates it supports, like Hillary Clinton. Throughout 2015 and 2016, Google kept all negative search results out of the top ten results for searches on Hillary Clinton.

Google of course allowed negative results to appear in searches for Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders.

The psychologist/researcher Dr. Robert Epstein conducted four different studies to see how suppression of negative search results could sway an election -- one hypothetical one in Australia, one hypothetical one in the US, one real one in India during the Indian elections, and one real one in the US during the 2016 elections.

When he looked down a list of the first ten search results for Hillary Clinton, he noticed that all ten were biased in her favor. He said to the camera, approximately, "If I were doing this, I wouldn't have made all ten of the first results positive for Hillary. I would have been more subtle and included a couple of bad results so it wasn't so blatant."

He found that nearly everyone was influenced in favor of the candidate whose negative search results were suppressed, though not everyone who shifted in opinion towards Hillary Clinton would actually vote for her.

He estimated that the percentage of the population who could be swayed to actually change votes via this simple procedure -- which, I remind you, Google is already running on us -- is ten percent.

Few elections are even won by so much.

He also found that one group was especially persuadable by this technique:

Moderate Republicans.

Who, I posit, have a much higher than normal sensitivity about their status as proper and respectable people in society -- the What Will the Neighbors Think effect -- which may account for their higher-than-normal gullibility when Almighty Google tells them that All the Good and Smart People are only saying nice things about the Democrat.

But whatever, they're a neutral platform. It is written right there in the Constitution itself that trillion-dollar Monster Tech companies should be rewarded with lawsuit immunity based on a lie (that they are neutral platforms) while they deliberately work to manipulate the voting public of the US.

We've just conducted endless investigations into whether or not Russia spent a couple hundred thousand dollars on FaceBook memes to influence an election.

Let's not ask any questions at all about whether or not trillion-dollar monopoly Google is making interference in US elections one of his top corporate priorities.

The media has been writing news to appeal to Google and FaceBook for almost a decade now. The media needs to appeal to them to get their stories read.

What possible danger could their be in politicians crafting their policies to appeal to Google to induce that Internet Search Monopoly to suppress negative search results about them?

Why, none at all. #MuhPrivateMonopolisticTyrant must be protected.


Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:28 PM




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Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 17, 2018 06:29 PM (7J5t2)

2 fuck yeah!

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 17, 2018 06:29 PM (7J5t2)

3 SHUTDOWN SHOWDOWN RAAWWK

Posted by: Propaganda Parrot at December 17, 2018 06:30 PM (UdKB7)

4 and let's not forget the treasonous GOP House leadership that tried to slip some immunity to google in the whatever bill it was last week

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 17, 2018 06:30 PM (7J5t2)

5 So I don't believe nothing, nobody, no how.

Posted by: BignJames at December 17, 2018 06:30 PM (cxHbL)

6 Hillary Clinton emoji?

Posted by: what does it symbolize, failure? at December 17, 2018 06:31 PM (Qvo9h)

7 An actual conservative party would have by now treated the techno-fascists as the enemy that they have become.

Aber nein...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 17, 2018 06:31 PM (ZejZP)

8 Aye, willowed ...

Ah Scotland,where men are men and sheep are scared.(see sidebar)
Posted by: steevy at December 17, 2018 06:25 PM


Och, laddie, wance ye'v gaen an sheep, thir's na gaun back tae Bo Peep.

Posted by: Angus McAngusieface at December 17, 2018 06:31 PM (ctuyM)

9 'So I don't believe nothing, nobody, no how.'

Would you believe that I always lie?

Posted by: Propaganda Parrot at December 17, 2018 06:32 PM (UdKB7)

10
I've been searching on the internet from Day One. 'Stuff' I used to easily find is now impossible for me to find. Even Bing seems to be drinking the combo Flavor/Kool Aid.

Posted by: Newest Nic at December 17, 2018 06:32 PM (jYje5)

11 this is interesting because Google's search results are useless now because they only go to non-blog results.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 17, 2018 06:33 PM (7J5t2)

12 Who are you? Who who who?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 17, 2018 06:33 PM (bQtop)

13 Being laid off at Christmastime is like being run over by the Secret Service in a crosswalk. The pain is fleeting, but the scars lasts a lifetime.

Posted by: Jiminy Treach at December 17, 2018 06:34 PM (ZtIV1)

14 Google as well as the rest of the rest of the fascist tech giants is to say...

IT'S NOT US, IT'S THE ALGORITHMS MAN!!!!

It what that cunt bag that runs Patreon said about why they shit holed Sargon.

It's not bias its...
MANIFEST OBSERVABLE BEHAVIOR.
And our "algorithems" are what did it, not us.


There will be a reckoning.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 17, 2018 06:34 PM (qxq6t)

15 google search primarily results news sights and not results based on search terms, I think is what I meant.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 17, 2018 06:34 PM (7J5t2)

16 that doesn't sound like something an all american boy that was born in russia like sergey brin would do.

Posted by: x at December 17, 2018 06:34 PM (nFwvY)

17 The Shooting Years in America will be glorious.

If you are a Google employee, better change employers now, while that excuse is still accepted.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2018 06:34 PM (UsCnO)

18 I am shocked.

Shocked I say.

Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2018 06:34 PM (/vbqf)

19 I regularly wipe some of my browsers clean every night, ( this one I keep erasing line by line) and so look up sites daily. I get the site and a few on their Right wing bios and alternative sites every time on the search.

Posted by: Skip at December 17, 2018 06:35 PM (/rm4P)

20 They morphed from 'Don't be Evil' (which was laughable on it's face) to 'Sure, we are just being jackbooted 1984 authoritarians- and that's not Evil.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 17, 2018 06:35 PM (DwvNG)

21 He also found that one group was especially persuadable by this technique: Moderate Republicans.

Commie Lite

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 17, 2018 06:35 PM (Tyii7)

22 their higher-than-normal gullibility

It should be noted that this is probably also the greatest factor making Primarying The Bastards so very hard.

Primary season: "Oh, well, I've heard of that guy and he's Republican so he must be conservative enough".

*snake skates by, giddily, with solid plurality, commences to suck all the things*

Posted by: Sporkatus at December 17, 2018 06:35 PM (HtLSE)

23 Google is making us blush.....

"The fighting website of the Liberal Progressive Fascists in Greater Libtardia".

Posted by: Volksischer Beobachter at December 17, 2018 06:35 PM (Z+IKu)

24 hat doesn't sound like something an all american boy that was born in russia like sergey brin would do.
Posted by: x

====

how dare you question the patriotism of any fucking fresh off the boat person ever????

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 17, 2018 06:36 PM (7J5t2)

25 As a Redneck, I'm immune to Google's lame ass Jedi mind tricks.

Posted by: WTF Do I Know at December 17, 2018 06:36 PM (9gHOW)

26 4
and let's not forget the treasonous GOP House leadership that tried to
slip some immunity to google in the whatever bill it was last week

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 17, 2018 06:30 PM (7J5t2)

Yeah, unlike the Leftie Press and the other Democrats/GoPe, our side can still read.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2018 06:36 PM (UsCnO)

27 They called it Google because the Ministry of Truth was already taken.

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 17, 2018 06:36 PM (p0nVR)

28 Google sucks cuckisani donkey balls. Break em up.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 17, 2018 06:36 PM (0OmEj)

29 IT'S NOT US, IT'S THE ALGORITHMS MAN!!!!

"It wasn't me! It was the one-armed robot!" - Dr. Richard Google.

Posted by: Sporkatus at December 17, 2018 06:37 PM (HtLSE)

30 I regularly wipe some of my browsers clean every night, ( this one I keep erasing line by line) and so look up sites daily. I get the site and a few on their Right wing bios and alternative sites every time on the search.
Posted by: Skip


Heh, we have your history forever, and, also, you forgot your router has it too.

Posted by: goopplefacetreon/i] at December 17, 2018 06:38 PM (ZejZP)

31 Easy test: google "melania trump" and see what comes up, and how old the articles are.

Posted by: artemis at December 17, 2018 06:38 PM (AwPyG)

32 16 that doesn't sound like something an all american boy that was born in russia like sergey brin would do.
Posted by: x at December 17, 2018 06:34 PM (nFwvY)


You're not against diversity, are you?

Well, are you?

Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2018 06:39 PM (sdi6R)

33 And if you google-search for an image that includes the word "woman" eg, "woman on a horse" both michelle obama and hilliary clinton will appear somewhere on the first page.

Posted by: artemis at December 17, 2018 06:39 PM (AwPyG)

34 And even with all this against him, Donald Trump still won. I wonder if that's why the #MuhPrinciples crowd hates him so much?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 17, 2018 06:39 PM (Agn5J)

35 trillion-dollar monopoly foreigner run and staffed Google

Moar words for the style guide.

Posted by: DaveA at December 17, 2018 06:40 PM (FhXTo)

36

I have my computer Bluetoothed to my vibrating butt plug... every time someone googles my name my prostate explodes with delight!

Been kind of slow lately...

Posted by: Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain Crystol at December 17, 2018 06:40 PM (xELbE)

37 The recent House Judiciary Committee hearing starring Google's CEO didn't imho accomplish squat. Pichai sat there and lied like a Clinton, and got away with it.

And so it goes.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 17, 2018 06:40 PM (Z4rgH)

38 Get the BEST deals on "Hillary Clinton Emails" at Amazon!

Posted by: espanostifer at December 17, 2018 06:41 PM (vtd+q)

39 What possible danger

Net Neutrality wont Kill Us All 11ty~!

Posted by: DaveA at December 17, 2018 06:41 PM (FhXTo)

40 Poor Mollie. She's sitting between Chris "The Thumb" Stirewalt and some douche from the NYT whose name I can't remember.

She needs to wear a hazmat suit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2018 06:42 PM (ptqGC)

41 Google is more Chaotic Neutral though

Posted by: Total Control Racist at December 17, 2018 06:42 PM (z2W2E)

42 Everything slanted left.Music,movies,sports,tv,social media,search engines,books,comic books,magazines,and on and on...

Posted by: steevy at December 17, 2018 06:42 PM (BXMxN)

43 Some overeducated shithead from Yale is on CBS "news" saying PDT is interfering with the case of the Green Beret who killed a scumbag muzzie. Well good he should.

Posted by: freaked at December 17, 2018 06:42 PM (UdKB7)

44 You're not against diversity, are you?

Well, are you?
Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2018 06:39 PM (sdi6R)


Diversity+Proximity=

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 17, 2018 06:42 PM (z79tQ)

45 33 And if you google-search for an image that includes the word "woman" eg, "woman on a horse" both michelle obama and hilliary clinton will appear somewhere on the first page.
Posted by: artemis at December 17, 2018 06:39 PM (AwPyG)

What, no lady *dammit cannot think of the name*? English noblewoman who went riding naked on a horse.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 17, 2018 06:42 PM (DwvNG)

46

Google woman impaled on a horse... reminds me of something... hmmm

Posted by: Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain Crystol at December 17, 2018 06:43 PM (xELbE)

47 Lady Godiva

Posted by: ace at December 17, 2018 06:43 PM (PbpT7)

48 We've just conducted endless investigations into whether or not Russia spent a couple hundred thousand dollars on FaceBook memes to influence an election.


Didn't it turn out to be the princely sum of four thousand dollars?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 17, 2018 06:43 PM (yQpMk)

49 >>>What, no lady *dammit cannot think of the name*? English noblewoman who went riding naked on a horse.


Godiva

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 17, 2018 06:43 PM (Agn5J)

50 Would you believe that I always lie?

Posted by: Propaganda Parrot at December 17, 2018 06:32 PM (UdKB7)

Yer mouth moving?

Posted by: BignJames at December 17, 2018 06:43 PM (cxHbL)

51 26 4
and let's not forget the treasonous GOP House leadership that tried to
slip some immunity to google in the whatever bill it was last week

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 17, 2018 06:30 PM (7J5t2)

Yeah, unlike the Leftie Press and the other Democrats/GoPe, our side can still read.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2018 06:36 PM (UsCnO)

======

Did that attempt fail? Did they pull that amendment?

Posted by: Jackal at December 17, 2018 06:44 PM (o3+fQ)

52 Everything slanted left.Music,movies,sports,tv,social media,search engines,books,comic books,magazines,and on and on...

Posted by: steevy at December 17, 2018 06:42 PM (BXMxN)

Its like the Matrix, except only retards fall for it.

Posted by: espanostifer at December 17, 2018 06:44 PM (vtd+q)

53 47 Lady Godiva
Posted by: ace at December 17, 2018 06:43 PM (PbpT7)

Thanks, all I could come up with was 'Lady Chatterley' and that is soft core DH Lawrence porn.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 17, 2018 06:44 PM (DwvNG)

54 wow Chris Stirewalt is just full on liberal.

Posted by: ace at December 17, 2018 06:44 PM (PbpT7)

55 Some overeducated shithead from Yale is on CBS
"news" saying PDT is interfering with the case of the Green Beret who
killed a scumbag muzzie. Well good he should.

Posted by: freaked at December 17, 2018 06:42 PM (UdKB7)


Ace, hon, if you're still around, I wish you'd do a post about this Green Beret facing a possible death penalty for taking out a Taliban bomb maker who was released under Obama's ROE. The man is a damned hero. But we can't have that, can we?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2018 06:44 PM (ptqGC)

56 We've just conducted endless investigations into whether or not Russia spent a couple hundred thousand dollars on FaceBook memes to influence an election.

Didn't it turn out to be the princely sum of four thousand dollars?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 17, 2018 06:43 PM (yQpMk)

------------

Yep. $4,700.00

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 17, 2018 06:44 PM (ffYR/)

57 The Commander in Chief has a right to "interfere" in a military case.

Posted by: steevy at December 17, 2018 06:45 PM (BXMxN)

58 I wonder when Big Tech will decide to dump the Demons and just try to run the country on thier own.

Posted by: tbodie at December 17, 2018 06:45 PM (yavIa)

59 wow Chris Stirewalt is just full on liberal.



Posted by: ace at December 17, 2018 06:44 PM (PbpT7)


You forgot your shocked face emoji.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2018 06:45 PM (ptqGC)

60 just did a google search on Hillary colostomy bag and got results. if that's what they are showing, I don't want to know what is hidden.

Posted by: x at December 17, 2018 06:46 PM (nFwvY)

61 ABC is crying bloody tears over Goldsteyn's killing an Afghan bomb maker.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 17, 2018 06:46 PM (VAm5e)

62 Lady Godiva was a freedom rider
She didn't care if the whole world looked

Posted by: And Then There's Maude at December 17, 2018 06:47 PM (z2W2E)

63 57 The Commander in Chief has a right to "interfere" in a military case.
Posted by: steevy at December 17, 2018 06:45 PM (BXMxN)


Yeah, it's right there in his title.

Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2018 06:47 PM (sdi6R)

64 54
wow Chris Stirewalt is just full on liberal.





Posted by: ace at December 17, 2018 06:44 PM (PbpT7)

now you see just exactly who voted for Joe Manchin.

Stirewalt is from WV.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2018 06:47 PM (UsCnO)

65 And even with all this against him, Donald Trump still won.
----

It's astounding. With the power of the Federal Government arrayed against him, nearly the entirety of ALL media, and yet...he won.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at December 17, 2018 06:47 PM (xSo9G)

66 Well whaddaya know, "hillary clinton ben..." shows no suggestions, whereas Bing fills in the obvious "benghazi".

Posted by: Average Guy at December 17, 2018 06:47 PM (LMcFk)

67 ABC is crying bloody tears over Goldsteyn's killing an Afghan bomb maker.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 17, 2018 06:46 PM (VAm5e)


No tears shed for the two young Marines he blew to pieces?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2018 06:47 PM (ptqGC)

68 >>>It's astounding. With the power of the Federal Government arrayed against him, nearly the entirety of ALL media, and yet...he won.



It gives me slight hope for 2020.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 17, 2018 06:47 PM (Agn5J)

69 >>> Lady Godiva was a freedom rider
She didn't care if the whole world looked



Just like Lena Dunham.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 17, 2018 06:48 PM (Agn5J)

70 I don't know how Mollie can stand being in the same room with Stirewalt..

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2018 06:48 PM (ptqGC)

71 It's astounding. With the power of the Federal Government arrayed against him, nearly the entirety of ALL media, and yet...he won.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at December 17, 2018 06:47 PM (xSo9G)

---------------

I'm pretty sure all of that is why he won.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 17, 2018 06:49 PM (ffYR/)

72 You can do a hell of a lot more than just bumping search hits down the page a bit.

For example, hypothetically speaking, if a search engine giant also were to make, oh, I dunno, maps, for instance, individuals working for them might deliberately screw up the phone number, address, and hours of certain organizations and businesses.

You know, entirely, totally hypothetically, at a hypothetical company, as opposed to something that someone might have witnessed happen repeatedly in person at a specific company being specifically discussed.

Posted by: nobody at December 17, 2018 06:49 PM (eAshZ)

73 49 >>>What, no lady *dammit cannot think of the name*? English noblewoman who went riding naked on a horse.


Godiva
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 17, 2018 06:43 PM (Agn5J)

...

And inspired a line of chocolates.

Modern times: that naked starfish woman faceplanted on a rock.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 17, 2018 06:49 PM (yL25O)

74 It's astounding. With the power of the Federal Government arrayed against him, nearly the entirety of ALL media, and yet...he won.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at December 17, 2018 06:47 PM (xSo9G)


PDJT is manna from Heaven.

Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2018 06:50 PM (NLLmE)

75 Remember, everyone, Google is now a subdivision of Alphabet.

If you want to know how far the Alphabet tentacles reach, here you go:

https://www.businessinsider.com/alphabet-google-company-list-2017-4/

I know the url has 2017-4 in it but the byline is 12.13.18.

I do love the hey let's cure death division.


Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 17, 2018 06:50 PM (GbPPJ)

76 Well whaddaya know, "hillary clinton ben..." shows no suggestions, whereas Bing fills in the obvious "benghazi".

++++

Google sucks at Hangman too

Posted by: Total Control Racist at December 17, 2018 06:50 PM (z2W2E)

77 $4,700 dollars to throw a national election?


I want that man to be my VP of Marketing, now!

Posted by: Jeff Bezos at December 17, 2018 06:50 PM (UsCnO)

78 68 >>>It's astounding. With the power of the Federal Government arrayed against him, nearly the entirety of ALL media, and yet...he won.



It gives me slight hope for 2020.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 17, 2018 06:47 PM (Agn5J)


I've said before that I suspect the Democrats were overconfident in 2016 and bring their A-game, fraud-wise. They were quite brazen in 2018, and that could just be a sneak preview of 2020.

Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2018 06:50 PM (sdi6R)

79 *didn't* bring their A-game

Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2018 06:51 PM (sdi6R)

80 Charles Lane works for Fox News??

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2018 06:51 PM (aKsyK)

81
So "Siraj Patel" says the Republicans lapped the Democrats on data manipulation in 2016.


Maybe data manipulation had nothing to do with it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 17, 2018 06:51 PM (oGNNA)

82 Correction: The other idiot sitting next to Mollie is Charles Lane from the WaPo.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2018 06:51 PM (ptqGC)

83 According to Google, Orange man bad. Since it's a private company and can never have any bias or ulterior motives, I should vote accordingly. Besides, the Jones' will hate me if they think I'm one of those people, and it's not like I can cast my ballot in secret or anything.

Posted by: NPC Moderate Republicans at December 17, 2018 06:51 PM (Aaxh4)

84 @65
Don't short change the GOPe, they were and still are acting against him and sabotaging him where they can.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 17, 2018 06:51 PM (qxq6t)

85 Yep, just tried it. Hillary Clinton emoji is the first suggestion, then envelope funeral, education, events, election results.

Hillary Clinton emoji. Sure.

Google motto : Evil is TIGHT.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at December 17, 2018 06:52 PM (9hauA)

86 Was it Peeping Tom that hollered "Hurrah for our side!" when Lady Godiva rode past?


Posted by: Tonypete at December 17, 2018 06:52 PM (9rIkM)

87 Its odd how some conservative people are married to liberal people. How does that work?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 17, 2018 06:52 PM (bQtop)

88 David Icke reptilian book was promoted by the NYTimes?!?! I can no longer keep up with the timelines at this point.

Posted by: literally serious at December 17, 2018 06:53 PM (4RuLv)

89 ...However, while typing "hillary clinton scan-" in google yields no suggestions, bing's top suggestion is "hillary clinton scantily clad", so I'll have to give google the advantage here.

Posted by: Average Guy at December 17, 2018 06:53 PM (LMcFk)

90 58
I wonder when Big Tech will decide to dump the Demons and just try to run the country on thier own.

Posted by: tbodie at December 17, 2018 06:45 PM (yavIa)

Your sentence has the incorrect tense.

Not "will decide", rather "decided".


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2018 06:53 PM (UsCnO)

91
the Democrats were overconfident in 2016 and bring
their A-game, fraud-wise. They were quite brazen in 2018, and that
could just be a sneak preview of 2020.

Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2018 06:50 PM (sdi6R

====
They know that ballot harvesting works -- and so do the Republicans.

Now, which of them is planning accordingly for 2020?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 17, 2018 06:53 PM (oGNNA)

92

Say, that so-called muslim barbarian ban seems to be working out quite well, eh?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 17, 2018 06:53 PM (RqBBh)

93 The top search suggestions for "Hillary Clinton em" are "Hillary Clinton Emoji" and "Hillary Clinton Employment".

Posted by: Surfperch at December 17, 2018 06:54 PM (Aaxh4)

94 87 Its odd how some conservative people are married to liberal people. How does that work?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 17, 2018 06:52 PM (bQtop)

The penis goes IN the vagina. Pretty straight forward from there.

Posted by: literally serious at December 17, 2018 06:54 PM (4RuLv)

95 Well Mueller filed the Flynn interview 302s.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 17, 2018 06:54 PM (/tuJf)

96 Now type donald trump e....

See what is in the suggestions.

Posted by: blaster at December 17, 2018 06:54 PM (ZfRYq)

97 IT'S NOT US, IT'S THE ALGORITHMS MAN!!!!
..........

I doubt very much if Al Gore can dance.

Posted by: wth at December 17, 2018 06:55 PM (HgMAr)

98 87
Its odd how some conservative people are married to liberal people. How does that work?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 17, 2018 06:52 PM (bQtop)

Obviously, butt-stuff is involved.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2018 06:55 PM (UsCnO)

99 "Hillary Clinton lesbia..."

Sorry dude, we just have no idea what word is it you're trying to complete.

Boy, that's a real head-scratcher. What a puzzler!

Maybe give us another letter?

Posted by: Google search engine at December 17, 2018 06:55 PM (DuAZ5)

100 Is there actually a Hillary Clinton emoji? Is it a thing? Is it widely used?

Posted by: chique d'afrique at December 17, 2018 06:55 PM (9hauA)

101 It still didn't save Hillary.


My God all that effort and for Hillary?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 17, 2018 06:55 PM (0QYMt)

102 They know that ballot harvesting works -- and so do the Republicans.

Now, which of them is planning accordingly for 2020?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 17, 2018 06:53 PM (oGNNA)

I wouldn't be surprised if the GOPe Harvests Primary Ballots in 2020 to try to oust Trump.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 17, 2018 06:56 PM (Aaxh4)

103 Are you sure its not the opposite? The peg goes in the liberal?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 17, 2018 06:56 PM (bQtop)

104 Now type donald trump e....

See what is in the suggestions.
Posted by: blaster at December 17, 2018 06:54 PM (ZfRYq)

I haven't tried, but I bet the first 3 suggestions are:Russian collusion, Hitler, and Traitor. No, I did not miss the e....

Posted by: chique d'afrique at December 17, 2018 06:57 PM (9hauA)

105 Hillary Clinton frau....

Returns Frau Hillary Clinton.


j/k

Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2018 06:57 PM (NLLmE)

106 On the IT WAS THE ALGORITHMS! excuse.

Unless AI is way more advanced than we think, algorithms are coded by humans and thus humans decide how the algorithms work.

Also if AI is that advanced, where's my T-800, huh, huh, huh?

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 17, 2018 06:57 PM (GbPPJ)

107 It's astounding. With the power of the Federal Government arrayed against him, nearly the entirety of ALL media, and yet...he won.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at December 17, 2018 06:47 PM (xSo9G)
*********************

PDJT is manna from Heaven.

Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2018 06:50 PM (NLLmE)



He's the Republic's last chance.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 17, 2018 06:57 PM (VAm5e)

108 102
I wouldn't be surprised if the GOPe Harvests Primary Ballots in 2020 to try to oust Trump.
Posted by: Surfperch at December 17, 2018 06:56 PM (Aaxh4)


And if that fails, don't be surprised to see an "independent" candidate to dilute the Trump vote. Or even more than one.

2020 is going to be a real shitshow.

Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2018 06:59 PM (sdi6R)

109 Typing "Orange Ma" in to the Google gets you "orange man bad" as the top pick.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 17, 2018 06:59 PM (0QYMt)

110 @100
There is, but when you do a search on Hillary Clinton Emoji, you get top hits that go back to 2016.

So it's highly unlikely that Google's algorithms are keeping two year old hits at the top of the search results without human intervention.

Google is who we thought they were.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 17, 2018 06:59 PM (qxq6t)

111 He's the Republic's last chance.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 17, 2018 06:57 PM (VAm5e)


Pretty much.

Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2018 06:59 PM (NLLmE)

112 I google Melania Trump all the time. For the images.

Posted by: Bosk at December 17, 2018 06:59 PM (9m9TT)

113 "hillary clinton will never..."

Google: *nada*

Bing: "...be potus"

Posted by: Average Guy at December 17, 2018 06:59 PM (LMcFk)

114 @RealSaavedra

BREAKING: Mueller's team has filed the redacted 302 forms from the FBI's 1/24/17 interview of former National Security Adviser Michael Flynn.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 17, 2018 06:59 PM (ZejZP)

115 Forget the political angle for a second. Google claims they they curate (or whatever the hell they want to call it) their search results to create ad friendly environments. To make money. That right there blows any pretense of neutral platform out of the water.

Posted by: Floyd of Rosedale at December 17, 2018 07:00 PM (ICaYg)

116 Is there actually a Hillary Clinton emoji? Is it a thing? Is it widely used?
Posted by: chique d'afrique at December 17, 2018 06:55 PM (9hauA)

I searched it and what I found just about made my eyes bleed.

From what I could tell it's some sort of custom emoji made by what I presume is Leftwing Fymynyst Artyst.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 17, 2018 07:00 PM (Aaxh4)

117 Search Suggestions produced:

Bing, 'Clinton Vinc' produces 'clinton vince foster'

Google, even 'Clinton Vince Foster' produces nothing

Bing, 'Clinton Seth' produces 'clinton seth richards murder'

Google, 'Clinton Seth Richards' produces nothing

Bing, 'Clinton Webb' produces 'clinton webb hubble'

Google, 'Clinton Webb Hubble' produces nothing

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at December 17, 2018 07:00 PM (xSo9G)

118 Blatant in kind Campaign contributions.

Ergo, much more of a campaign finance violation than anything Trump did IF he even paid off Women.

Yet, FEC, and DOJ.... /crickets

Posted by: Don Q at December 17, 2018 07:01 PM (NgKpN)

119

'hillary clinton reptilian' search is hilarious.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at December 17, 2018 07:02 PM (xELbE)

120 43 I heard that story on talk radio from another soldier, he is getting railroaded and hope President Trump does get involved.

Posted by: Skip at December 17, 2018 07:02 PM (/rm4P)

121 Of course Google is hardcore leftist. James Damore's firing/dragon-identifying otherkin should prove that.

The real problem is that they have dossiers on practically 100% of the public, and have tracking devices in the pockets of about 88% of that public.

Once they decide to, they will use that to begin closing off bad-thinkers from free association and expression (more than they already are).

Break them up.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 17, 2018 07:02 PM (oVJmc)

122 100 Is there actually a Hillary Clinton emoji? Is it a thing? Is it widely used?
Posted by: chique d'afrique at December 17, 2018 06:55 PM (9hauA)

If had any relevant skillz, I'd make one out of the ZOMGBALLOONS!!!! face.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 07:03 PM (NWiLs)

123 Checking the AOSHQ for the first time in a few days.

Yowzers! Ace is on a tl;dr-but-I-really-should-read-it, GAINZZZ-worthy ripping-the-cruiservatives-a-new-one, almight tear today.

*applauding*

Posted by: Hands at December 17, 2018 07:03 PM (786Ro)

124
112 He's the Republic's last chance.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 17, 2018 06:57 PM (VAm5e)

Pretty much.

Posted by: eleven



No. There is another.

Posted by: Obi Wan Soothsayer Kenobi at December 17, 2018 07:03 PM (RqBBh)

125 JESUS CHRIST!!!!
A RUTH BADER GINSBERG FILM!!!!!!

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!!!

Posted by: Kreplach at December 17, 2018 07:03 PM (qxq6t)

126 115 @RealSaavedra

BREAKING: Mueller's team has filed the redacted 302 forms from the FBI's 1/24/17 interview of former National Security Adviser Michael Flynn.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 17, 2018 06:59 PM (ZejZP)

Days after a Judges deadline...

How very F you of them...

Posted by: Don Q at December 17, 2018 07:03 PM (NgKpN)

127 Searching "hillary clinton huma"...
Screwgle auto suggests "hillary clinton humanitarian of the century" instead of the more obvious "hillary clinton huma abedin scissoring".
What a disgrace.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at December 17, 2018 07:03 PM (kbXFS)

128 100 Is there actually a Hillary Clinton emoji? Is it a thing? Is it widely used?
Posted by: chique d'afrique at December 17, 2018 06:55 PM (9hauA)

If had any relevant skillz, I'd make one out of the ZOMGBALLOONS!!!! face.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 07:03 PM (NWiLs)

That would be hilarious.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at December 17, 2018 07:04 PM (9hauA)

129 redacted


Posted by: jess e. jackson at December 17, 2018 07:04 PM (Evws/)

130 @128
I wouldn't be surprised if it's defective or deficient in some way.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 17, 2018 07:05 PM (qxq6t)

131 Unless AI is way more advanced than we think, algorithms are coded by humans and thus humans decide how the algorithms work.

Also if AI is that advanced, where's my T-800, huh, huh, huh?
Posted by: alexthechick
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Not necessarily. There are a host of paradigms being developed out there. Neuro/Fuzzy/Genetic hybrids and etc. Most of those are capable of 'learning' when exposed to masses of data. Pretty scary.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at December 17, 2018 07:05 PM (CDGwz)

132 I wouldn't be surprised if the GOPe Harvests Primary Ballots in 2020 to try to oust Trump.
Posted by: Surfperch at December 17, 2018 06:56 PM (Aaxh4)

And if that fails, don't be surprised to see an "independent" candidate to dilute the Trump vote. Or even more than one.

2020 is going to be a real shitshow.
Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2018 06:59 PM (sdi6R)

I bet there's a nonzero chance that the Dem Nominee will pick a "Centrist" Republican as his or her running mate.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 17, 2018 07:05 PM (Aaxh4)

133 A RUTH BADER GINSBERG FILM!!!!!
------
They're remaking the Thing ?

Posted by: andycanuck at December 17, 2018 07:06 PM (Evws/)

134 127 You didn't know about that?LOL why would it surprise you?

Posted by: steevy at December 17, 2018 07:06 PM (BXMxN)

135 Also if AI is that advanced, where's my T-800, huh, huh, huh?


You want a T-1000
You'll settle for a T-800
You'll get a TRS-80

Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 07:06 PM (NWiLs)

136 Probably already mentioned?

Scott Adams was livid last week when he discovered that the 4th and 5th items on a google search of his image returned photoshopped pictures of him dressed as a Nazi. The 4th item was a picture from a faked Scott Adams twitter account with fewer than 10 followers, so, not the case where it's a popular meme and/or parody site or account.


He mentioned he has had 20+ articles written about him w/pictures in the last year, so that meant this twitter pic was outranking all of those MSM stories/pictures with many more views. No way that *wasn't* happening without human intervention.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 17, 2018 07:06 PM (W+vEI)

137
When I'm done with James Comey he'll be dressed in drag dancing at a gay bar in New York City, having dollar bills thrown at him.


Posted by: Obi Wan Soothsayer Kenobi at December 17, 2018 07:07 PM (RqBBh)

138 Looks like the defamation lawsuit over the muh russia stuff is starting to deliver paydirt; Wash. Times is reporting that Steele testified he was hired to dig up stuff for the purpose of challenging election results well before the election.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at December 17, 2018 07:07 PM (eAshZ)

139 Fucking commenters on Forgotten Weapons never pass up a chance to shit on Americans.Fucking foreigners in their shitholes throwing turds.

Posted by: steevy at December 17, 2018 07:08 PM (BXMxN)

140
Same goes for Paul Ryan.

I'll have Paul Ryan giving blow jobs in Milwaukee for $10.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at December 17, 2018 07:08 PM (RqBBh)

141
My default pisition for searches regarding politicians is that each and every one of them would willingly subject me to a BOHICA moment.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 17, 2018 07:08 PM (pNxlR)

142 Conservatives marrying liberals is easily explained...

If you live in a city like Denver (and others) there are very few conservatives at all, and virtually none of them are women.

So you find one you like well enough otherwise, and select for "harmless lo-fo, run of the mill, lib-by-default urban chick" as opposed to "blue haired, ideological NPC commie cunt."

And Leftist men can't even attract the former, let alone a conservative woman, so I don't think it works in that direction.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 17, 2018 07:08 PM (+0mjk)

143 Obviously, butt-stuff is involved.

Indubitably.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at December 17, 2018 07:08 PM (Tyii7)

144 138 Looks like the defamation lawsuit over the muh russia stuff is starting to deliver paydirt; Wash. Times is reporting that Steele testified he was hired to dig up stuff for the purpose of challenging election results well before the election.
Posted by: lurker (the other one) at December 17, 2018 07:07 PM (eAshZ)


And yet Trump was the only one asked if he would accept the election results before the election. How conveeenient.

Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2018 07:09 PM (sdi6R)

145 Paul Joseph Watson:
Berkeley scientists working with ADL to develop artificial intelligence tool to combat 'hate speech' on social media.

What could possibly go wrong?

https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/
1074751310786912256

Includes a link to the College Fix report on the Forspin Project.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 17, 2018 07:09 PM (Evws/)

146 Frau Hillary Clinton.



NEIGGGGHHHHHH!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 17, 2018 07:10 PM (yQpMk)

147
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 17, 2018 07:10 PM (KCxzN)

148 The only way to destroy a corrupt syndicate like Google is to either abolish it or nationalize it.

Kiss of death either way....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 17, 2018 07:10 PM (Z+IKu)

149 Weekend at Ruthie's

Posted by: Sandra Flook at December 17, 2018 07:10 PM (Tyii7)

150 117
Search Suggestions produced:



Bing, 'Clinton Vinc' produces 'clinton vince foster'



Google, even 'Clinton Vince Foster' produces nothing



Bing, 'Clinton Seth' produces 'clinton seth richards murder'



Google, 'Clinton Seth Richards' produces nothing



Bing, 'Clinton Webb' produces 'clinton webb hubble'



Google, 'Clinton Webb Hubble' produces nothing





Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at December 17, 2018 07:00 PM (xSo9G)

Tucker or Laura should do an entire show on this. Hannity can't because of his tendency to pour lighter fluid on his head and light it, like the Hysterical White Lesbian Network.

But Tucker of Laura could make a reasonable presentation of the facts without overdoing the emotion.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2018 07:10 PM (UsCnO)

151 Hello, AltonJackson.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 17, 2018 07:10 PM (t+qrx)

152 Google is run by a Mean Girl, what the hell would you expect?

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 17, 2018 07:11 PM (RuIsu)

153 'A RUTH BADER GINSBERG FILM"

A QUINN MARTIN PRODUCTION

Posted by: at December 17, 2018 07:11 PM (UdKB7)

154 Not necessarily. There are a host of paradigms being developed out there. Neuro/Fuzzy/Genetic hybrids and etc. Most of those are capable of 'learning' when exposed to masses of data. Pretty scary.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at December 17, 2018 07:05 PM (CDGwz)


So my T-800 is being kept from me?

*seethes quietly*

Remember, everyone, those horrifying Boston Dynamics videos of their robots are the stuff its letting us see so, what, 20 years out of date?

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 17, 2018 07:11 PM (GbPPJ)

155 And yet Trump was the only one asked if he would accept the election results before the election. How conveeenient.
And, of course, when candidate Trump mentioned not accepting the results of the election, the very clear context was in case of the Dems' usual mass election fraud just like that we've just witnessed in the midterms.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 17, 2018 07:11 PM (Evws/)

156 145 Paul Joseph Watson:
Berkeley scientists working with ADL to develop artificial intelligence tool to combat 'hate speech' on social media.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 17, 2018 07:09 PM (Evws/)


I guess it could be worse. They could be working with SPLC.

Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2018 07:11 PM (sdi6R)

157 He mentioned he has had 20+ articles written about him w/pictures in the last year, so that meant this twitter pic was outranking all of those MSM stories/pictures with many more views. No way that *wasn't* happening without human intervention.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 17, 2018 07:06 PM (W+vEI)


"human intervention"

BWAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Google's AI at December 17, 2018 07:11 PM (ZfRYq)

158 118
Blatant in kind Campaign contributions.



Ergo, much more of a campaign finance violation than anything Trump did IF he even paid off Women.



Yet, FEC, and DOJ.... /crickets

Posted by: Don Q at December 17, 2018 07:01 PM (NgKpN)

"What's a Search Engine?"

Posted by: FEC, DOJ, FBI stooge tools at December 17, 2018 07:12 PM (UsCnO)

159 @136
Like I said above, if you searched for Hillary Clinton Emoji's you get most recent top hits that are two years old.

There is no way the auto-complete suggestion for Hillary Clinton e... would resolve to Emoji without intervention.

And even back in 2016 it would have been a stretch.

Google was founded by a leftist from Michicgan and a Russian and are now led by an Indian and a Brit and the vast majority of their workforce are anti-American but birth and inclination.

Time to bust them up or make them utilities.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 17, 2018 07:12 PM (qxq6t)

160 Includes a link to the College Fix report on the Forspin Project.


That's a little too close to 'The Forbin Project' for my comfort.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 17, 2018 07:12 PM (oVJmc)

161 And yet Trump was the only one asked if he would accept the election results before the election. How conveeenient.

Not true. They asked Hillary, too, and she said it would be the height of treason to question our election process.

Posted by: blaster at December 17, 2018 07:12 PM (ZfRYq)

162 That was the point, Mr Peebles.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 17, 2018 07:13 PM (Evws/)

163 SOCK IT TO ME

Posted by: Richard Nixon at December 17, 2018 07:13 PM (z2W2E)

164

California politicians want a bigger say in who will be the nominee for president from their respective parties. To that end, they have moved their presidential primary from early June to March 3.

The impact of the move will be gigantic. Many Democrats have been complaining for years that Iowa and New Hampshire are not "representative" of the electorate as a whole. Reading between the lines, Democrats didn't like the idea that middle class-white people had such a large influence on who would be running for president.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2018 07:14 PM (aKsyK)

165 118 Search Suggestions produced:

Bing, 'Clinton Vinc' produces 'clinton vince foster'

Google, even 'Clinton Vince Foster' produces nothing

Bing, 'Clinton Seth' produces 'clinton seth richards murder'

Google, 'Clinton Seth Richards' produces nothing

Bing, 'Clinton Webb' produces 'clinton webb hubble'

Google, 'Clinton Webb Hubble' produces nothing

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc.
--------
A friend of mine and I were having this exact conversation this morning and he says "n'uh uh, that's not true".

"Alrighty then, Google Clinton Webb Hubble then do the same on BING"... dude, he says.

Do it again with Clinton Uranium One... bro, seriously. I've never seen any of this shit...

Yeah bro, it's amazing the things you see when realize who your enemies are and those that protect them..

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 17, 2018 07:14 PM (+ldAm)

166 123 Checking the AOSHQ for the first time in a few days.

Yowzers! Ace is on a tl;dr-but-I-really-should-read-it, GAINZZZ-worthy ripping-the-cruiservatives-a-new-one, almight tear today.

*applauding*
Posted by: Hands at December 17, 2018 07:03 PM (786Ro)

Amazing the high energy derived from no carbs, no fap, and 20 year old Asain mish.

Posted by: literally serious at December 17, 2018 07:14 PM (4RuLv)

167

Foreskin Project?

Ima report on that!

Posted by: Shemp Smith at December 17, 2018 07:14 PM (xELbE)

168 'A RUTH BADER GINSBERG FILM"

A QUINN MARTIN PRODUCTION


It's like Sophia is the only Golden Girl left and she's a Supreme Court justice.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 17, 2018 07:15 PM (oVJmc)

169 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2018 07:10 PM


**scanning TV listings for the Hysterical White Lesbian Network**

Posted by: Hands at December 17, 2018 07:15 PM (786Ro)

170 Stirewalt is a potato someone found in the garden that looked like a half-melted Buddha so they kept it.
He is also a full-on Prog cock junkie.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 17, 2018 07:15 PM (LL1Be)

171 Forget secession. California needs to be forcibly evicted from the Union.

Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2018 07:15 PM (sdi6R)

172 Also no google suggestions for:

"hillary clinton fusion [gps]"
"hillary clinton uranium [one]"
"hillary clinton private [server]"

Posted by: Average Guy at December 17, 2018 07:16 PM (LMcFk)

173 Forget secession. California needs to be forcibly evicted from the Union.


REMOVE PROGGS

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 17, 2018 07:16 PM (yQpMk)

174 You'd figure all the lazy reporters that rely on Google to give them stories would be pissed about it but nope

Posted by: Total Control Racist at December 17, 2018 07:16 PM (z2W2E)

175 Foreskin Project?



Ima report on that!

Posted by: Shemp Smith
----
Cutting edge research?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 17, 2018 07:17 PM (9rIkM)

176 Several months ago, I searched for "margaret sanger racist" on different engines. DDG immediately showed how she referred to black people as "weeds" and several other instances of how she hated blacks. Every google result was how talk of her racism was right wing false propaganda.

These are sinister people, and it would be much more frightening if they weren't such soy based half men.

Posted by: UGAdawg at December 17, 2018 07:17 PM (tRd71)

177 167

Foreskin Project?

Ima report on that!
Posted by: Shemp Smith at December 17, 2018 07:14 PM (xELbE)


I KNEW COLOSUS>>>

YOU ARE NOT COLOSUS

Posted by: GUARDIAN at December 17, 2018 07:17 PM (NgKpN)

178 Speaking of RBG yesterday I looked upher status and seems she is back to normal fit as a fiddle working out and suppose back on the bench.

And some thing there are no Ringwraths.

Posted by: Skip at December 17, 2018 07:18 PM (/rm4P)

179 I'm tech stupid, but I really don't understand why people are stuck with Google. I don't use it. It's on my phone by default, but I rarely use it and I'll change that as soon as I have time to figure it out.

I never use Google on my primary use computer.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at December 17, 2018 07:18 PM (IOaKQ)

180 Also no google suggestions for:

"hillary clinton fusion [gps]"
"hillary clinton uranium [one]"
"hillary clinton private [server]"
Posted by: Average Guy at December 17, 2018 07:16 PM



Adding data to Average Guy's profile...
Searched for: "private" + "uranium fusion"

Posted by: Bob from NSA at December 17, 2018 07:19 PM (786Ro)

181 176 The left is busy re writing the past.Nobody studies history anymore and the history they get is warped.Women war heros,"people of color" being major contributors to European history etc.

Posted by: steevy at December 17, 2018 07:19 PM (BXMxN)

182 Maybe that's going to be the media's defense from accusations of bias? "We all use Google! How would we know about any of this?!"

Posted by: Total Control Racist at December 17, 2018 07:19 PM (z2W2E)

183 Posted by: Bob from NSA at December 17, 2018 07:19 PM

Good, Bob, good. I am She Who Must Not Be Searched. Hic!

Posted by: Hillary! at December 17, 2018 07:20 PM (786Ro)

184 Cutting edge research?
The Mossad!!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 17, 2018 07:20 PM (Evws/)

185 Jordan Peterson tweeted this:

From a YouTube viewer: imagine if banks started canceling the accounts of people who have committed no offense but did not abide by their corporate mission statement? We'd have political banks.


Err, isn't this already happening? Don't we already have political banks?

Posted by: blaster at December 17, 2018 07:20 PM (ZfRYq)

186 Google has to go the way of Standard Oil. The scariest part of the equation is that Trump is probably the only one that could put up enough Washington style trash-talk to get this even considered.

Posted by: pawn at December 17, 2018 07:20 PM (uyViP)

187
Yet another situation where male potency is failing rapidly, the rings of Saturn are plummeting into that planet's atmosphere -

www.sciencedaily.com/
releases/2018/12/181217120032.htm

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 17, 2018 07:20 PM (pNxlR)

188
It's on my phone by default, but I rarely use it and I'll change that as soon as I have time to figure it out.



I never use Google on my primary use computer.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at December 17, 2018 07:18 PM (IOaKQ

====

Are you talking about Chrome, or Google? What do you use for internet searches? bing? duckduckgo?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 17, 2018 07:21 PM (oGNNA)

189 10
I've been searching on the internet from Day One. 'Stuff' I used to easily find is now impossible for me to find. Even Bing seems to be drinking the combo Flavor/Kool Aid.

Posted by: Newest Nic at December 17, 2018 06:32 PM (jYje5)

=====

This. I complain all the time to my wife after five minutes of search futility (and you used to be able to successfully use logical operators (akin to SQL search grammar) with double-quotes, pluses, minuses, ANDs, ORs, etc.) when ten or twenty years ago I would have found what I was looking for now in seconds. *spit*

Posted by: ShainS - #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 17, 2018 07:21 PM (WqPYg)

190 179 I'm tech stupid, but I really don't understand why people are stuck with Google. I don't use it. It's on my phone by default, but I rarely use it and I'll change that as soon as I have time to figure it out.

I never use Google on my primary use computer.
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at December 17, 2018 07:18 PM (IOaKQ)


A lot of us here don't use it, but for many tens of millions of people, "Google" means "search" like "Kleenex" means "tissue" or "Xerox" means "photocopy".

Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2018 07:22 PM (sdi6R)

191 185 Yeah,set in motion by Obama and continued by the deep state.

Posted by: steevy at December 17, 2018 07:22 PM (BXMxN)

192 If you've seen the photo of Google's CEO wearing a "STAFF" badge at Hitlery's Coronation Party on Election Night...

...that should tell you *everything* you need to know.

(I'm still not ruling out free helicopter rides mind you.)

Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 17, 2018 07:22 PM (W+kMI)

193
From a YouTube viewer: imagine if banks started canceling the accounts of people who have committed no offense but did not abide by their corporate mission statement? We'd have political banks.


Err, isn't this already happening? Don't we already have political banks?
Posted by: blaster at December 17, 2018 07:20 PM (ZfRYq)

This is already happening to perfectly legal Gun companies.

Had a friend of mine get his Replica SWORD company account frozen.

They really don't yet understand how far down the rabbit hole we have already gone.

Posted by: Don Q at December 17, 2018 07:22 PM (NgKpN)

194 I'm still not ruling out free helicopter rides mind you.)
Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 17, 2018 07:22 PM (W+kMI)

-------

Bear rape, then helicopter rides.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 17, 2018 07:23 PM (+0mjk)

195 Yet another situation where male potency is failing rapidly, the rings of Saturn are plummeting into that planet's atmosphere

Cry me a river.

Posted by: the planet formerly known as Pluto at December 17, 2018 07:23 PM (LL1Be)

196 181 It's getting ridiculous. According to my daughter's AP History class WWII was notable for two things: women finally getting the opportunity to get out from under the patriarchy's thumb and Blacks being denied jobs in home front factories.

This is AP History! I thought they were better than this crap.

Posted by: Floyd of Rosedale at December 17, 2018 07:24 PM (ICaYg)

197 I really don't understand why people are stuck with Google

I tried switching to Bing a few weeks ago. Phrase searches didn't seem to work, and I use them extensively.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 17, 2018 07:24 PM (2lndx)

198
178 Speaking of RBG yesterday I looked upher status and seems she is back to normal fit as a fiddle working out and suppose back on the bench.

And some thing there are no Ringwraths.
Posted by: Skip at December 17, 2018 07:18 PM (/rm4P)


I had an advert for a half-hearted attempt for a Notorious RBG "action figure" show up in my FB feed yesterday. I reported it as spam.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 17, 2018 07:24 PM (pNxlR)

199 >>Err, isn't this already happening? Don't we already have political banks?


Yes, with PayPal, banks (operation chokepoint) and Mastercard demanding GoFundMe(IIRC?) suspend Robert Spencer of JihadWatch.

Think he may be referencing the recent Patreon purge? Think I saw that he and Dave Rubin are working on an alternative.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 17, 2018 07:24 PM (W+vEI)

200 Speaking of algorithms and AI, check out these fake face images :

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9mhq2c9

(h/t Insty)

Incredible realism. Really, I'm mindblown here.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 17, 2018 07:24 PM (Z4rgH)

201 Susan Collins is the poster child for reopening the state and county-run insane asylums and sanitariums of old.

Posted by: GarMoe at December 17, 2018 07:24 PM (1GWg8)

202 This is already happening to perfectly legal Gun companies.

Had a friend of mine get his Replica SWORD company account frozen.

They really don't yet understand how far down the rabbit hole we have already gone.
Posted by: Don Q at December 17, 2018 07:22 PM (NgKpN)


Operation Choke Point.

Also I haven't checked recently but I do believe that marijuana growers and distributors have a helluva time opening bank accounts in states where pot is legal since it's still a Federal crime.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 17, 2018 07:25 PM (GbPPJ)

203 Err, isn't this already happening? Don't we already have political banks?
Posted by: blaster


THAT MAY HAVE BEEN HIS ENTIRE POINT. JUST MAYBE.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBURGER at December 17, 2018 07:25 PM (ZejZP)

204 there is one way to solve this shit -

Airburst EMP

Posted by: mikeyG at December 17, 2018 07:25 PM (LL1Be)

205
33 And if you google-search for an image that includes the word "woman" eg, "woman on a horse" both michelle obama and hilliary clinton will appear somewhere on the first page.
Posted by: artemis at December 17, 2018 06:39 PM (AwPyG)


Is Mooch riding Shrillary or is Shrillary riding Mooch?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 17, 2018 07:26 PM (pNxlR)

206 had an advert for a half-hearted attempt for a Notorious RBG "action figure" show up in my FB feed yesterday. I reported it as spam.

++++

AWESOME I WANT ONE

Posted by: Total Control Racist at December 17, 2018 07:26 PM (z2W2E)

207 Err, isn't this already happening? Don't we already have political banks?

Posted by: blaster
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Never!! I have an entire Inclusion and Diversity Department to avoid this very thing!

Now where did I put my contribution receipts for Shrillary and Obumma?

Posted by: Jamie Dimon at December 17, 2018 07:26 PM (9rIkM)

208 Rings of Saturn. We first were able to see them about 400 years ago.

And now, looks like they will blow away in a mere 300 million more years.

Damn global warming.

Posted by: blaster at December 17, 2018 07:26 PM (ZfRYq)

209 The argument that biased banning (say, on twitter) makes you a publisher and not a neutral platform is a bit subtle.

But when goolag starts pushing favorable results to the first page and censoring the others for their favorite candidates and pushing unfavorable results for people whose views they dislike, they're obviously not a neutral platform. They're providing ad service to the Democrats.

It should be simple to show the excluded sites have enough hits to show up on the first page and then ask them "why were they excluded?"

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 17, 2018 07:26 PM (/qEW2)

210 I see the Treacher column put up on Insty has a ton of comments.

Posted by: steevy at December 17, 2018 07:27 PM (BXMxN)

211 By Insty standards.

Posted by: steevy at December 17, 2018 07:27 PM (BXMxN)

212 Moderate Republicans would be a good name for a band.

Posted by: at December 17, 2018 07:28 PM (UdKB7)

213 Fun cat video (26 seconds) to take the edge off...

https://twitter.com/fluff/status/
1074210939786846209

Posted by: andycanuck at December 17, 2018 07:28 PM (Evws/)

214 Moderate Republicans would be a good name for a band.
Posted by: at December 17, 2018 07:28 PM (UdKB7)

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A band of fags.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 17, 2018 07:28 PM (+0mjk)

215 Unless AI is way more advanced than we think, algorithms are coded by humans and thus humans decide how the algorithms work.



Deterministic and Reproducible are not the same thing.

Posted by: DaveA at December 17, 2018 07:28 PM (FhXTo)

216 Almost all telling him "tough shit", steevy, as it should be.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 17, 2018 07:29 PM (Evws/)

217
Incredible realism. Really, I'm mindblown here.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 17, 2018 07:24 PM (Z4rgH
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That's why my latest preoccupation is Deep Fake Technology, which can be used to create video and audio equally lifelike. You'll see video of Hillary snowboarding in the Alps and Donald Trump kicking his Black butler and calling him the n-word. Also American troops raping entire villages of Afghani women.

The technology exists now. It's just a question of which side uses it first.

P.S., it'll put an end to Hollywood celebrityhood, so there's that.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 17, 2018 07:29 PM (oGNNA)

218 Something feels funny. Like I'm invisible

Posted by: at December 17, 2018 07:29 PM (UdKB7)

219 212

Moderate Republicans would also be a great name for that mean dump I took this morning.

Posted by: GarMoe at December 17, 2018 07:29 PM (1GWg8)

220 187
Yet another situation where male potency is failing rapidly, the rings of Saturn are plummeting into that planet's atmosphere -

www.sciencedaily.com/
releases/2018/12/181217120032.htm
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 17, 2018 07:20 PM (pNxlR)


Cool! It's long been suspected that planetary rings are temporary features, probably caused by collisions of moons, but it's nice to see some actual evidence.

Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2018 07:29 PM (sdi6R)

221 Operation Choke Point.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 17, 2018 07:25 PM (GbPPJ

Widely supported in the beginning by all the Mature Moderate People, since it targeted gamblers and porn stars.

Posted by: Walker at December 17, 2018 07:30 PM (WQMJ4)

222 How much of this is Google bombing and seach optimization? I can easily imagine the Clinton's paying handsomely to bury all kinds of seaches

Posted by: Total Control Racist at December 17, 2018 07:30 PM (z2W2E)

223 Bear rape, then helicopter rides.


Who then will dig the Great Southern Sea Level Kanal from the Gulf of Mexico to San Diego?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 17, 2018 07:30 PM (yQpMk)

224 Moderate Republicans would be a good name for a band.

Posted by: at December 17, 2018 07:28 PM (UdKB7)



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A band of fags.


FagHat

Posted by: mikeyG at December 17, 2018 07:31 PM (LL1Be)

225 CarrieFisher can still have a big part in Episode IX....

Posted by: steevy at December 17, 2018 07:31 PM (BXMxN)

226 Do something in your community. Start a civics 101 class. You have to combat stupid with information that is reality based.

I rent a room at the library and spend 2 hours every 2 weeks to combat this shit.
All it takes is stepping up.

Have you not all read the things that NaCly dog is a part of. Or the fact that bluebell homeschooled 5 children.

Fuck Google. You have the facts - use them

Posted by: Ben Had at December 17, 2018 07:31 PM (0jFNh)

227 >>>A RUTH BADER GINSBERG FILM<<<

A Golan-Globus Production;

Hot Bench Ninja

Posted by: Fritz at December 17, 2018 07:31 PM (Z9C5C)

228 ding
ding
ding

Posted by: kitteh wanting a treat at December 17, 2018 07:31 PM (Evws/)

229 I was expecting something like "I saw Moderate Republicans open for Donkey Dong at the Roxy in 76".

Posted by: f at December 17, 2018 07:33 PM (UdKB7)

230 Do something in your community. Start a civics 101 class. You have to combat stupid with information that is reality based.

+++

First hardest lesson: stop trying to teach the Left

Posted by: Total Control Racist at December 17, 2018 07:33 PM (z2W2E)

231 nood

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 17, 2018 07:33 PM (0QYMt)

232 The cats ringing bellsvideo makes me laugh every time

https://youtu.be/wzh0EuLhRhE

Posted by: steevy at December 17, 2018 07:34 PM (BXMxN)

233 On 2/14/17 Page sends Strzok a text message

- Launch on f302

On 2/15/17 Strzok files his 302 on the Flynn interview.

I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 17, 2018 07:34 PM (/tuJf)

234 Unfortunately this is only one anecdotal in a sea of the opposite but my 13 yr old daughters homeroom and history teacher is rabidly anti-Google she reports. He goes out of his way to have his students use Bing and also not use Wikipedia. Its a small Catholic school in purpling Phoenix.

Posted by: GarMoe at December 17, 2018 07:35 PM (1GWg8)

235 Widely supported in the beginning by all the Mature Moderate People, since it targeted gamblers and porn stars.
Posted by: Walker at December 17, 2018 07:30 PM (WQMJ4)



Facebook, Tumblr, etc., are saying hey no more of teh smexy stuff and everyone is discussing the neo-Puritans of the Left for this.

Well. Sort of. I'm pretty sure it has to do with whatever that idiotic law that was passed to eliminate human trafficking and has the result of making hey baby wanna ride wink wink nudge nudge into promoting human trafficking.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 17, 2018 07:35 PM (GbPPJ)

236
Moderate Republicans would be a good name for a band.

A-Ha cover band

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 17, 2018 07:35 PM (KCxzN)

237 236 Those guys are still around surprisingly.

Posted by: steevy at December 17, 2018 07:36 PM (BXMxN)

238 I see the Treacher column put up on Insty has a ton of comments.

Posted by: steevy at December 17, 2018 07:27 PM (BXMxN)


From the title of the article, I assume Treacher is bitching about Trump gloating over TWS going belly up?

I didn't want to give him the satisfaction of a click.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 17, 2018 07:37 PM (Z4rgH)

239 172
Also no google suggestions for:



"hillary clinton fusion [gps]"

"hillary clinton uranium [one]"

"hillary clinton private [server]"

Posted by: Average Guy at December 17, 2018 07:16 PM (LMcFk)

The Google Algorithm needs to be declared an Enemy of the United States of America.

And made public to all. I personally want to see the "hate traditional Americans" and "Hillary is God" subroutines. And who wrote them.


Then publish their names and home addresses.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2018 07:37 PM (UsCnO)

240 Posted by: Total Control Racist

* * * * * *

Roger that. I suggest they alll be lined up and shot.

Posted by: GarMoe at December 17, 2018 07:38 PM (1GWg8)

241 232 The cats ringing bellsvideo makes me laugh every time

https://youtu.be/wzh0EuLhRhE
Posted by: steevy at December 17, 2018 07:34 PM (BXMxN)


Thanks for reposting that. Twitter videos aren't working for me.

The one on the right is almost a Kitler.

Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2018 07:40 PM (sdi6R)

242 For the techies out there:

Do a search (not on google) on ISP data pollution.

If you can get it working, that eh, puts a slight wrench in the works if you get my drift.

Barring that, use a VPN you trust and/or Tor (which is slow) but it spreads out your traffic to many different endpoints.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at December 17, 2018 07:41 PM (qvhSK)

243 194
I'm still not ruling out free helicopter rides mind you.)

Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 17, 2018 07:22 PM (W+kMI)



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Bear rape, then helicopter rides.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 17, 2018 07:23 PM (+0mjk)

And make their families pay for the helicopter fuel.

Posted by: zombie Saddam Husaine at December 17, 2018 07:42 PM (UsCnO)

244 Kitteh socks off.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 17, 2018 07:45 PM (Evws/)

245 171
Forget secession. California needs to be forcibly evicted from the Union.

Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2018 07:15 PM (sdi6R)


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I second that emotion!

Posted by: ShainS - #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 17, 2018 07:50 PM (WqPYg)

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