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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (12/19/18 )
Quote I
"I voted for Trump. Now his wall may destroy my butterfly paradise. The Republican party is abandoning the conservative principles I treasured. Right now, in Mission, Texas, we don’t worry about immigrants who crossed the border illegally or drug smugglers. We worry about having to defend our private property from seizure by the federal government."Naturalist Luciano Guerra
Quote II
Texas stands with Israel. Period.”Gov. Greg Abbott (R-TX)
Quote III
“I have been at probably every powerful table that you can think of,” Obama said. “I have worked at nonprofits, I have been at foundations, I have worked in corporations, served on corporate boards, I have been at G-summits, I have sat in at the U.N.: They are not that smart.Michelle ObamaQuote IV
“I do what I think is right. I know I will get the criticism from the public or from the media, but I will do what is right and what I feel is right for the country and for the people.”Melania Trump
Quote V
"I don't like talking politics, and I don't think politics and music mix. I really frown on musicians who get up on a platform and start talking about the president or complain about – I just don't think it belongs. I'm an entertainer. There's no reason to bring up politics. Let me play my guitar and write songs and entertain people. That's my job.”Ace Frehley
The war against Christmas is international.
An "alleged" pedophile walks, why you ask? It seems that the District Attorney showed up to court three sheets to the wind.
A pedophile walked free despite his plans to admit to molesting a 13 year-old boy because his prosecutor turned up to court drunk. Charges against Dennis Simmerman, 23, were dropped despite the planned guilty plea after attorney Michelle Rivera, 42, appeared ‘slurring her words and stumbling her feet.’ Simmerman, who also texted his underage victim, had been set up admit third-degree sexual abuse and disemminating obscene material to a minor on October 18 this year.
Did he or didn't he? Ex-Uber engineer claims he drove cross country in self-driving car.
Anthony Levandowski, the controversial engineer at the heart of a lawsuit between Uber and Waymo, claims to have built an automated car that drove from San Francisco to New York without any human intervention. The 3,099-mile journey started on 26 October on the Golden Gate Bridge, and finished nearly four days later on the George Washington Bridge in Manhattan. The car, a modified Toyota Prius, used only video cameras, computers and basic digital maps to make the cross-country trip. Levandowski told the Guardian that, although he was sitting in the driver’s seat the entire time, he did not touch the steering wheels or pedals, aside from planned stops to rest and refuel. “If there was nobody in the car, it would have worked,” he said. If true, this would be the longest recorded road journey of an autonomous vehicle without a human having to take control. Elon Musk has repeatedly promised, and repeatedly delayed, one of his Tesla cars making a similar journey.
A Swedish government agency for fighting social inequality has officially (and ironically) declared the feminist-oriented Statement Festival’s stated policy of barring entrance to “cis-men” to be an act of gender discrimination.
The first annual Statement Festival took place in Gothenburg, Sweden in late August, making headlines all over the world not due to the fact that the concert featured exclusively women, non-binary and transgender performers but because it demanded the audience also come from these categories. Regardless of the seemingly questionable marketing decision to cut off half of their consumer base, about 5,000 people attended and around 80% of tickets were sold, the event’s organizers told the Local. While the Festival drew crowds, it also drew a lot of criticism, and these concerns have now reached the state level. The fact that the concert was billed as being “male-free”, has been ruled as an act of discrimination according to the Swedish Discrimination Ombudsman (DO).
A kinder, gentler obitiuary for The
When it was announced that The Weekly Standard would shut down last week, many journalists and politicos lamented its end, and understandably so. The neoconservative flagship that Kristol founded and led for most of its existence was hailed as a “jewel of American conservatism” and a home for “solid reporting and strong writing.” Its demise represented a “closing of the conservative mind.” I do not intend to dispute or debate those sentiments. To build something that reached such prominence only to see it shuttered so rapidly after 23 years must be heartbreaking. I feel sorry for former staffers who now find themselves jobless. I’ve been in their shoes. But for all the considerable good that his magazine did, it was Kristol who wanted to close the conservative mind, especially to antiwar thought.
Pickles on burgers? Yes. Deep fried pickles? Delish. Pickle pie? Think I'll pass, no offense Pistol Packing Pastry Chef.
Along state route 24 in south-central Utah, the Sunglow Restaurant and Motel sells the same unconventional pies they’ve been known for since the 1960s. Located in the tiny town of Bicknell (population: 321, as of 2017), this eatery is situated 13 miles west of Capitol Reef National Park. A full assessment of flavor choices might leave you wondering if you’re looking at the right menu. Apart from classics such as apple or blueberry, you’ll find oatmeal, sour cream, buttermilk, avocado lime, pinto bean, and pickle pies.
People who work retail are special people.
What was to follow is a brilliantly executed act of revenge, totally petty and unnecessary, but wonderfully satisfying all the same. Scroll down to read why Sarah now adorns her tree each year with her ‘Star of Vengeance
Previously The ONT covered State Senator Kevin Parker (D-NY) and
his desire to have potential gun purchasers turn over their social media passwords so the government can determine if they are "worthy" of owning a gun.
So will Sen. Parker be able to get a gun after his outrageous comments?
A New York state senator apologized Tuesday afternoon after publicly telling a Republican aide to kill herself. Candice Giove, the deputy communications director for the New York state Senate's Republican majority, on Twitter accused Democratic State Senator Kevin Parker of misusing a parking placard and blocking a bike lane. In response, Parker simply wrote back, "Kill yourself!" Giove, naturally, was shocked, asking, "Did a Senator just write this to me?
Local news. Not guilty of "Fake News" they also have their fair share of Bloopers!
Rep. Dan Crenshaw (R-TX) shows once again he is a class act.
TUESDAY DECEMBER 18 2018
SNL cast member Pete Davidson was in the news this week after sharing a troubling social media post: one where he stated he didn’t want to live in this world anymore. Among the people calling to check in on him was Representative Dan Crenshaw. Yes, the eye patch guy from a few months ago (see Navy SEAL Mocked by SNL Won’t Demand Apology, Has Better Idea and Dan Crenshaw Appears on SNL’s ‘Weekend Update’ to Roast Pete Davidson). What the congressman had to say is something I feel we can all stand to hear.
Tonight's Quiz Eau Claire, WI Man A) Good person with alcohol problem
B) Dangerous person
C) Genius Award Winner
Do you believe in miracles? I do and you probably will to after reading Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
Girl's Inoperable Brain Tumor Vanishes. Doctors Have No Explanation A young girl's inoperable brain tumor has vanished and doctors have no explanation.
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Ornaments.
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Two
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*throws confetti*
...and now it is time to make more freaking cookies.
-Merry Christmas, yeh filthy animals.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 19, 2018 10:01 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at December 19, 2018 10:02 PM (CLcKT)
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Posted by: wing at December 19, 2018 10:03 PM (JFzNN)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at December 19, 2018 10:04 PM (ZqRa6)
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 19, 2018 10:04 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2018 10:04 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 19, 2018 10:05 PM (ZejZP)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 19, 2018 10:05 PM (Hmagm)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2018 10:05 PM (KP5rU)
Everybody gets one.
Posted by: Spiderman at December 19, 2018 10:05 PM (bPUbv)
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 19, 2018 10:05 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 19, 2018 10:02 PM (fDU8w)
From previous thread. I don't know. they never found his body. If it was a planned disappearance it was planned very badly and my mother never thought so, but we didn't know at the time he had early onset Alzheimers so I just think he got confused and died up there is what was wilderness of canada
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2018 10:06 PM (AllCR)
Ally Sheedy wasn't cute?
Posted by: THING at December 19, 2018 10:06 PM (jdPh/)
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 19, 2018 10:06 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: SMH at December 19, 2018 10:06 PM (RU4sa)
If our betters have any flaws, it may be that they have too much emotional balance.
Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2018 10:06 PM (98WNR)
Posted by: irongrampa at December 19, 2018 10:06 PM (S/hVx)
Posted by: garrett at December 19, 2018 10:06 PM (bPUbv)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2018 10:07 PM (KP5rU)
Butterflys can go to hell.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at December 19, 2018 10:07 PM (jdPh/)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 19, 2018 10:07 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 19, 2018 10:07 PM (Hmagm)
Posted by: tbodie at December 19, 2018 10:08 PM (3C84c)
~Albert Einstein
Posted by: eleven at December 19, 2018 10:08 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 19, 2018 10:07 PM (ykYG2)
This is an even better joke when you know that Madeira never goes off because it comes pre-spoiled. Kudos!
Posted by: Splunge at December 19, 2018 10:08 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: DR.WTF
Doguyasuji Shotengai says hi.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 19, 2018 10:08 PM (ZejZP)
And gimme back my tree!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at December 19, 2018 10:08 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at December 19, 2018 10:07 PM (jdPh/)
Said no one ever.
Posted by: eleven at December 19, 2018 10:09 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Ripley at December 19, 2018 10:09 PM (NbRJx)
Stay safe ya'll.
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 19, 2018 10:09 PM (dUJdY)
Christmas miracle. Doesn't hurt to say it.
Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2018 10:09 PM (Ydn2k)
Posted by: Splunge at December 19, 2018 10:09 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at December 19, 2018 10:09 PM (AZP2g)
Posted by: Blutarski at December 19, 2018 10:09 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at December 19, 2018 10:09 PM (ZqRa6)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 19, 2018 10:10 PM (Hmagm)
Posted by: eleven at December 19, 2018 10:10 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at December 19, 2018 10:10 PM (CLcKT)
So basically NASA and the European Space Agency are colluding with Russia to keep the ISS going. Is that a bad thing?
Posted by: rickl at December 19, 2018 10:10 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2018 10:10 PM (Ydn2k)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2018 10:07 PM (KP5rU)
Did you hear who the Cadaver named for cabinet positions. The tourism director thinks we are all racists. Yup, don't come to WI for the fishing, hunting,sports, come for the fucking inner city of Milwaukee
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 19, 2018 10:11 PM (aA3+G)
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Wait...what? They made the snowman from Frozen a saint???
Posted by: lin-duh galt at December 19, 2018 10:11 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: rickl at December 19, 2018 10:10 PM
******
They have too. Let's face it, NASA can't get it up.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 19, 2018 10:12 PM (0tfLf)
I have sat in at the U.N.: They are not that smart.Michelle Obama
She may be right. After all, they allowed her to participate.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 19, 2018 10:12 PM (aKsyK)
Re: the girl with the brain tumor -Baruch HaShem!
And speaking of which, BSU follows...
Posted by: ibguy at December 19, 2018 10:12 PM (vUcdz)
Joyce's dear friend Mary is celebrating her own birthday with a fundraiser in Joyce's memory:
"For my birthday this year, I'm asking for donations to American Cancer Society in Joyce's name. And for all relatives and friends who fought a valiant fight with cancer"
Please consider a donation:
https://tinyurl.com/ybftjl2x
Posted by: ibguy at December 19, 2018 10:12 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 19, 2018 10:11 PM (aA3+G)
New Glarus has a beer factory!
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at December 19, 2018 10:12 PM (AZP2g)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 19, 2018 10:13 PM (oGNNA)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 19, 2018 10:11 PM (aA3+G)
New Glarus has a beer factory!
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at December 19, 2018 10:12 PM (AZP2g)
Hate to burst your bubble, every town of 750 or more here in WI Has a brewery.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 19, 2018 10:13 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: freaked at December 19, 2018 10:14 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 19, 2018 10:14 PM (I4gka)
Posted by: lin-duh galt
I saw a thing on PBS once where the King of Norway (Harold?) was addressing St. Olaf. He spoke absolutely pitch perfect English, with a Minnesota lilt.
Turns out he was spirited out of Norway when he was young owing to Trump, I mean Nazis, and was raised in Minnesota throughout the war.
He loves him some America.
Posted by: Blutarski at December 19, 2018 10:14 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2018 10:14 PM (KP5rU)
Sorry to hear.
Similar with my dad although his came in late. Out driving and just got lost. Police brought him back but a scared time.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 19, 2018 10:14 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 19, 2018 10:15 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at December 19, 2018 10:12 PM (AZP2g)
Plus Spotted Cow is brewed by Commies.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 19, 2018 10:15 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2018 10:15 PM (AllCR)
https://www.gofundme.com/thetrumpwall
Posted by: Splunge at December 19, 2018 10:16 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2018 10:15 PM (AllCR)
Prayer?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 19, 2018 10:16 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2018 10:16 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 19, 2018 10:17 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 19, 2018 10:15 PM (aA3+G)
Now u got me crying....in muh beer.
Nutty Squirrel was great. But I won't go out of my way to buy commie beer.
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at December 19, 2018 10:17 PM (AZP2g)
Yes. Of course.
I would appreciate the prayers for both of us. Any other home remediesPosted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2018 10:17 PM (AllCR)
Um, isn't serving on corporate boards similar to a university giving you an honorary doctorate?
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 19, 2018 10:18 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2018 10:18 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: eleven at December 19, 2018 10:19 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 19, 2018 10:19 PM (+ldAm)
Famous for what? Schitty beer? Anyway, what about Old Milwaukee? They didn't have anything to do with it?
Posted by: freaked at December 19, 2018 10:19 PM (UdKB7)
Um, isn't serving on corporate boards similar to a university giving you an honorary doctorate?
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 19, 2018 10:18 PM (+lVUW
Just people brown nosing or buying protection or both.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 19, 2018 10:19 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 19, 2018 10:18 PM (+lVUW)
Even better!
You work for like, 10 days a year, and get a $500,000 a year salary. PLUS you get to rub elbows with the rich and famous in the business world who can possibly put you on other boards.
It's a great fucking gig.
On a related note: if anyone has a corporate board gig they'd be willing to hook me up with, I'd be more than willing to put my all in to it.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 19, 2018 10:19 PM (GBteo)
***
Pretty sure even talking to Russians is treason now....right?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 19, 2018 10:20 PM (cRkMZ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2018 10:20 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 19, 2018 10:21 PM (I4gka)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 19, 2018 10:21 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: MikeinJersey at December 19, 2018 10:22 PM (bQY1t)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 19, 2018 10:22 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2018 10:22 PM (Y9zp1)
No person can serve as a "C" level employee at a company and on a board of directors at the same time, nor may any individual serve on more then one board within a 10 years period.
We have 320M people we don't need the same small clique running everything...
Posted by: 18-1 at December 19, 2018 10:22 PM (cRkMZ)
tinyurl.com/y7epfhqp
Paul Reiche and Fred Ford were NOT putting us on.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 19, 2018 10:23 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I recommend The Courage To Be Disliked at December 19, 2018 10:23 PM (lLeln)
Posted by: freaked at December 19, 2018 10:23 PM (UdKB7)
And I can think of two people described in items above who need a ride on Aero Pinochet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 19, 2018 10:23 PM (fDU8w)
I propose a "virtual" wall of wind turbines instead, which we all know have no significant impacts on animal populations.
Posted by: Life-long Republican Naturalist at December 19, 2018 10:24 PM (gDSJf)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2018 10:24 PM (AllCR)
I really enjoyed the retail story.
I'm not sure those snowmen were fighting. Looked more like prison foreplay.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 19, 2018 10:24 PM (ZREC2)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 19, 2018 10:25 PM (o1fzk)
Wash your hands. No smooches for your boy, and get a flu shot. It won't kick in fully for a couple weeks, but it may give you some protection. Keep him away from the very old and the very young.
Thanks to all y'all for such an amazing array of characters. What a blessing
CHeers!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 19, 2018 10:25 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2018 10:22 PM (Y9zp1)
That would be a bit difficult. He lives here.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2018 10:25 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2018 10:22 PM (Y9zp1)
That would be a bit difficult. He lives here.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at D
well, try harder.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2018 10:26 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 19, 2018 10:26 PM (/tuJf)
*******
Oh. Goodie for you.
Let's see how long that last if you try to give any orders.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 19, 2018 10:26 PM (0tfLf)
Apparently, he's cutting their budget.
Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2018 10:27 PM (Ydn2k)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2018 10:06 PM (AllCR)
Sad for you, Fen. But people who make a point of disappearing often do plan it to appear like they perished in an accident, like drowning.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 19, 2018 10:27 PM (fDU8w)
Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2018 10:28 PM (Ydn2k)
isn't serving on corporate boards similar to a university giving you an honorary doctorate?
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 19, 2018 10:18 PM (+lVU
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In all seriousness, what do these people do? I thought they represented the stockholders, but don't they have to own a large amount of stock?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 19, 2018 10:28 PM (oGNNA)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 19, 2018 10:28 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2018 10:22 PM (Y9zp1)
That would be a bit difficult. He lives here.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2018 10:25 PM (AllCR
Kick his ass out then.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 19, 2018 10:29 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 19, 2018 10:28 PM (oGNNA)
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They mainly oversee the CEO, and they don't need to own any stock to be appointed. Large shareholders are usually offered board seats though.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 19, 2018 10:31 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 19, 2018 10:31 PM (H4fCt)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 19, 2018 10:32 PM (I4gka)
Posted by: freaked at December 19, 2018 10:32 PM (UdKB7)
first she is a clerk so putting up with obnoxious people is part of the job. you know who else puts up with demanding people? everyone.
second, and more importantly, she is really not a very nice person and certainly not one who understands Christmas or anything associated with it.
the event happened 17 years ago and she has been fixating on it since?
she is giving them out as gifts and smiling to herself whenever she sees it hanging on her tree?
she is one fucked up bitch.
what is more, while I do find the story funny, am all in for a good prank, and may even have done something similar I would not have and have not done it in name of Christmas or similar.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2018 10:32 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at December 19, 2018 10:33 PM (jdPh/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 19, 2018 10:33 PM (Hmagm)
Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2018 10:22 PM (Y9zp1)
That would be a bit difficult. He lives here.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2018 10:25 PM (AllCR
Kick his ass out then.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at D
so shall it be ordered.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2018 10:33 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 19, 2018 10:33 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 19, 2018 10:32 PM (I4gka
I forgot the sarc tags on the expulsion comment.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 19, 2018 10:33 PM (aA3+G)
youtu.be/xVsOGNewj6Y
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 19, 2018 10:34 PM (ykYG2)
Yes; I realize that but they weren't having any problems (aside from his memory issues) and I think it much more likely that he might have committed suicide than that he left us. The Mountiesasked my mother that. They also asked if she we're re having an affair, I guess in the idea she might have bumped him off .My mother told me this years later-not at the time. As terrible as it sounds. I would rather my father just died in Canada intentionally or unnientionally-not than that he left a wife in her early forties and nine and thirteen year old daughters to run off with another woman because that would make him a SOB. He never was that to any of us
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2018 10:34 PM (AllCR)
tinyurl.com/y7epfhqp
Paul Reiche and Fred Ford were NOT putting us on.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 19, 2018 10:23 PM (ykYG2)
Could be sapphire. Could also be bauxite or clay. My money is on clay.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 19, 2018 10:34 PM (fDU8w)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at December 19, 2018 10:34 PM (jdPh/)
You don't think Naturalist Luciano Guerra is a staunchly staunch conservative, either?
Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2018 10:34 PM (nIvDu)
GAH!!!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at D
that is because not decent mother waits that long. she should have kicked him out two days ago.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2018 10:35 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 19, 2018 10:28 PM (oGNNA)
No.
They have a fiduciary duty to the company, like anyone else. Most aren't major stockholders (although major stock holders, practically, have the most say on who is on the board, so sometimes they appoint themselves.)
They kind of represent shareholders, but not really. Shareholders are the owners of stock in a legal entity called a corporation. So their best interests are, in theory, aligned with that of the corporation they own. The Board has a fiduciary duty to do what is best for the corporation.
So in theory, their interests should be aligned.
But in practice, the officers run the company, the board basically meets a few times a year in awesome locations, pull a huge salary, and just vote on things that are presented to them.
They are technically in charge though and can fire the CEO and whatnot.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 19, 2018 10:35 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: freaked
That brings back memories of how we did Christmas when I was a child. Dad took us out to drive around looking at Christmas lights. Mom stayed home and did dishes. When we got home Santa would have come. Then we went to Midnight Mass.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 19, 2018 10:35 PM (+lVUW)
tinyurl.com/y7epfhqp
Paul Reiche and Fred Ford were NOT putting us on.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 19, 2018 10:23 PM (ykYG2)
Could be sapphire. Could also be bauxite or clay. My money is on clay.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at D
smart guys go with what alberta oil peon says.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2018 10:35 PM (MTjB1)
I may be some time.
Posted by: Lawrence Oates at December 19, 2018 10:36 PM (ykYG2)
"the Republican party is abandoning conservative principles I treasured"
hahahahahahha, okay, brah
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at December 19, 2018 10:36 PM (jdPh/)
GAH!!!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at D
that is because not decent mother waits that long. she should have kicked him out two days ago.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2018 10:35 PM (MTjB1)
OK Y5 pass the paper towel.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 19, 2018 10:36 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I recommend sending Matt Damon out there to report back to us.
Posted by: Lawrence Oates at December 19, 2018 10:36 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2018 10:37 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 19, 2018 10:37 PM (ykYG2)
Seems kind of odd to say this, but I agree with Y5. Retail sucks- or rather people suck and that is what you get with retail. The salesperson committed one of the Cardinal sins- she let the customer get to her.
She can talk all she wants about getting revenge and how it is so empowering, but that rude lady lives in her head, rent free, forever.
And she made sure everyone knows how hard she is owned.
Grow the hell up.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 19, 2018 10:37 PM (Hmagm)
Posted by: yankeefifth
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*begins checking Craig's List for Studebakers*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 19, 2018 10:38 PM (SjwtK)
Posted by: eleven at December 19, 2018 10:38 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Elliot M at December 19, 2018 10:38 PM (UTKPt)
Act now on this amazing offer.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 19, 2018 10:38 PM (I4gka)
https://tinyurl.com/y9qro2ds
Merry merry Christmas!
Posted by: booknlass at December 19, 2018 10:38 PM (xIKXj)
Posted by: freaked
Desiccated corpses burn just fine with pine tar.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 19, 2018 10:39 PM (ZejZP)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2018 10:39 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 19, 2018 10:39 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 19, 2018 10:39 PM (ZejZP)
"The more you know."
Posted by: eleven at December 19, 2018 10:40 PM (NLLmE)
48 Yup, don't come to WI for the fishing, hunting,sports, come for the fucking inner city of Milwaukee
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 19, 2018 10:11 PM (aA3+G)
Hey, you can ride the streetcars now! For free! (Nevermind all the money wasted building the damn things)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at December 19, 2018 10:40 PM (d6Ksn)
Looks to be a brown Christmas here in my particular area, Surrounding areas have at least snow cover, but WE are oak leaf brown.
Temps are seasonable, just no white stuff.
This is not a complaint, merely an observation.
Posted by: irongrampa at December 19, 2018 10:40 PM (S/hVx)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2018 10:40 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: eleven at December 19, 2018 10:40 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2018 10:34 PM (AllCR)
Well, if his worsening mental state caused him to run off to parts unknown, it wouldn't so much be that he was an SOB, than it was the deterioration of his mind caused him to act like one.
Either way, it seems that mental illness was the root cause of his vanishing, however it came to be.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 19, 2018 10:41 PM (fDU8w)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 19, 2018 10:41 PM (93ZJL)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 19, 2018 10:28 PM (EZebt)
There's something off about a man whose default is to say "go kill yourself" rather than, say, "go fuck yourself."
Sen. Parker is nuts.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 19, 2018 10:41 PM (MkcN1)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 19, 2018 10:41 PM (ZREC2)
She can talk all she wants about getting revenge and how it is so empowering, but that rude lady lives in her head, rent free, forever.
And she made sure everyone knows how hard she is owned.
Grow the hell up.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at D
lol, after typing those words "I agree with Y5" you probably feel like you need to spend a week in the shower, huddled in the corner, shivering even though the water is scalding hot and rocking back and forth as you hug your knees.
you would also right about the customer living rent free in her head forever. Mother Fifth would always say "now YankeeFifth, there is no point in getting angry or staying angry at someone. they do not care if you are angry at them and you are ruining your own day."
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2018 10:42 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: eleven at December 19, 2018 10:42 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at December 19, 2018 10:42 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 19, 2018 10:43 PM (H4fCt)
...
He has the plague. Had to be done.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 19, 2018 10:41 PM (ZREC2)
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The needs of one must give way to the needs of the many.
-- Mr. Spock
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 19, 2018 10:43 PM (93ZJL)
youtu.be/jAihD-3Owys
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 19, 2018 10:43 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2018 10:44 PM (KP5rU)
Hey, you can ride the streetcars now! For free! (Nevermind all the money wasted building the damn things)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at December 19, 2018 10:40 PM (d6Ksn)
Only if you ride along and play tour guide
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 19, 2018 10:44 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2018 10:44 PM (KP5rU)
I love the cool sounds you get when you skip stones over a thing layer of ice on a pond.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 19, 2018 10:45 PM (fDU8w)
...
He has the plague. Had to be done.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 19, 2018 10:41 PM (ZREC2)
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The needs of one must give way to the needs of the many.
-- Mr. Spock
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at D
while kicking him out was in the best interest of her family, the disturbing thing was how much she enjoyed doing it. not everyone calls the neighbors over for a party right after kicking her son out.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2018 10:45 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: eleven at December 19, 2018 10:45 PM (NLLmE)
https://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/nasatv/index.html#public
Posted by: rickl at December 19, 2018 10:46 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2018 10:47 PM (KP5rU)
Anyway, after ripping up the carpet and sanding the concrete slab, with the help of family, as of right now, The ceiling and walls are painted. and 39 of 56 rows of wood floor are down. Please pray for me. I was so sore on Monday that I took two days off to deal with other things (like the PEX hot water line to the back of the house springing a leak). With God's help, aided by your prayers, I will finish the floor on Friday, do the quarter-round and painting of the baseboard of Saturday, move the furniture back in on Sunday and enjoy Christmas Eve and Christmas Day in peace. I don't care how sore I am. There will be adult beverages.
Posted by: JAS at December 19, 2018 10:47 PM (3HNOQ)
maybe someone spent the gift money on a two week trip to club med with the hedonism hoochie option added in.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2018 10:48 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 19, 2018 10:48 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: booknlass at December 19, 2018 10:49 PM (xIKXj)
I would call early onset Alzheimers a neurological disease condition, not a mental illness, Believe me, if I had any money-which I dodn't- I would put money on the fact that he didn't leave to run off with someone else.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2018 10:49 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2018 10:15 PM (AllCR)
A Cordon Sanitaire. Followed by a thorough burning. Just to be sure.
Posted by: RickZ at December 19, 2018 10:49 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: JAS at December 19, 2018 10:49 PM (3HNOQ)
Ah, the good ol' days of underage drinking when one would get a couple "MB 2 by 3"s and hang out with fellow losers.
*MB 2 x 3 = "Six Pack of Milwaukee's Best"
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 19, 2018 10:49 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2018 10:45 PM (MTjB1)
Enjoy now as the tax exemption will dry up and disappear.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 19, 2018 10:49 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2018 10:50 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 19, 2018 10:50 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: JAS at D
two words for you. polished. concrete.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2018 10:50 PM (MTjB1)
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I will pray for your engineered hardwood floor. I believe hardwood floors are in St. Elmo's jurisdiction, as he is the patron saint of natural and composite building materials.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 19, 2018 10:51 PM (93ZJL)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 19, 2018 10:51 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 19, 2018 10:51 PM (PkVlr)
In case he does have flu is there anyway to ward this off?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
While he's asleep, brick up his bedroom door.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 19, 2018 10:52 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2018 10:52 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2018 10:52 PM (QrTqV)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 19, 2018 10:52 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: JAS at December 19, 2018 10:53 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 19, 2018 10:53 PM (ZREC2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2018 10:54 PM (AllCR)
That's how long it will take, if you are lucky.
Posted by: freaked at December 19, 2018 10:54 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 19, 2018 10:51 PM (PkVlr)
It'd be cheaper to hire mexicans then buy beer for a Horde Crew.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 19, 2018 10:54 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2018 10:54 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: rickl at December 19, 2018 10:54 PM (sdi6R)
I've heard that hardwood is hard on the joints and back of our more senior citizens.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 19, 2018 10:54 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: JAS at December 19, 2018 10:53 PM (3HNOQ)
Yup! Fun to remove, no?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 19, 2018 10:54 PM (GBteo)
Work party at JAS' house!!
Posted by: Nurse ratched
We'll send a couple of the Borzoi to be work supervisors.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 19, 2018 10:54 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2018 10:52 PM (QrTqV)
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I've read it. He's correct. It reads like it was written by a racially angry 8th grader.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 19, 2018 10:54 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Calm Mentor
Unless you're married to a former president, in which case you need no qualification whatsoever, or stock holdings, because they just want to suck up.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 19, 2018 10:55 PM (+lVUW)
DH sang "backup" for his Christmas show in Madison one year. He really is a nasty piece of work. All that "family" crap he showed on tv? Not one of his kids will have anything to do with him.
"It's the most wonderful time.......FOR A BEER!"
**lyrics may have been changed for use on the ONT**
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 19, 2018 10:55 PM (NXsWM)
Work party at JAS' house!!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 19, 2018 10:51 PM (PkVlr)
I called my sister to thank her and her hubby for the help. She thanked me for the good food I served. I said "Come back and help me finish. I will feed you and pay for your gas."
Posted by: JAS at December 19, 2018 10:55 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Break out the inflatable bouncy castle, and go-go-gadget double + helium.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 19, 2018 10:55 PM (ZejZP)
I've used tripling a lot. In software and just around the house. It works remarkably well.
Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2018 10:55 PM (nIvDu)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2018 10:32 PM (MTjB1)
Pissing on someone's cornflakes For The Win!
Posted by: RickZ at December 19, 2018 10:55 PM (Y8PSl)
Also the quality of the work is highly dependent on when the beer is consumed relative to the laying of the flooring material.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 19, 2018 10:55 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 19, 2018 10:55 PM (I4gka)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2018 10:15 PM (AllCR)
There are some exciting things going on in the salves-and-unguents world these days.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 19, 2018 10:56 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: CMU VET at December 19, 2018 10:56 PM (C+wjz)
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 19, 2018 10:56 PM (NXsWM)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2018 10:57 PM (KP5rU)
-- Mr. Spock
Posted by: Cicero
BUT BEEPLES ARE HURTED! REEEE!
-- Spock's 'half'-sister
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 19, 2018 10:57 PM (ZejZP)
https://tinyurl.com/y7dxrv4f
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 19, 2018 10:53 PM (ZREC2)
Is it still razor sharp?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 19, 2018 10:57 PM (Hmagm)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 19, 2018 10:55 PM (lD3vL)
It's fair to say that the floor gets more crooked as the day goes on, yes.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 19, 2018 10:57 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: rickl at December 19, 2018 10:57 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 19, 2018 10:58 PM (Hmagm)
I'm still trying to figure out what the Mooch is so damned angry about.
We don't think as highly of her as she thinks of herself.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 19, 2018 10:58 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: IrishEi at December 19, 2018 10:58 PM (NtglE)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2018 10:58 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: JAS at December 19, 2018 10:58 PM (3HNOQ)
I put down hardwood on an entire 1500 sq ft house I used to own. By myself.
Yes, it sucked.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 19, 2018 10:59 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
.....
Near-fatal doses of Vitamin C.
Snort lines of Lipton Cup-a-Soup Chicken Noodle powdered soup mix every hour on the hour.
Wrap him in cellophane, clothe him in sweat pants, then roll him in an electric blanket to sweat out the impurities.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 19, 2018 10:59 PM (ZREC2)
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 19, 2018 10:56 PM (NXsWM)
Someone in a store once asked her for help getting something down from a shelf.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 19, 2018 10:59 PM (t+qrx)
Sometimes I think it's not enough. You know:
"I'll knock this out in 4 hours"
... two weeks later...
Posted by: freaked at December 19, 2018 10:59 PM (UdKB7)
"I have been at probably every powerful table that you can think of," Obama said. "I have worked at nonprofits, I have been at foundations, I have worked in corporations, served on corporate boards, I have been at G-summits, I have sat in at the U.N.: They are not that smart."
Well, obviously, since they had you there with them, Mooch.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 19, 2018 11:00 PM (pNxlR)
Donations from Russia:
Trump Organization - $0.00
Clinton Foundation - $145,500,000.00
There's your collusion.
I love our man in Washington.
Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2018 11:00 PM (Y9zp1)
I drink Irish.
Maybe a nice not-to-hoppy IPA
Whoot!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 19, 2018 11:00 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 19, 2018 10:56 PM (NXsWM)
She wants to get laid?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 19, 2018 11:00 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: JAS at December 19, 2018 11:00 PM (3HNOQ)
Sometimes I think it's not enough. You know:
"I'll knock this out in 4 hours"
... two weeks later...
Posted by: freaked at December 19, 2018 10:59 PM (UdKB7)
So you saw my fence project, eh?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 19, 2018 11:01 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: JAS at December 19, 2018 11:00 PM (3HNOQ)
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I think the internal and external ugliness is a factor too.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 19, 2018 11:02 PM (93ZJL)
Posted by: JAS at December 19, 2018 11:02 PM (3HNOQ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkBe8TDcp-8
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at December 19, 2018 11:02 PM (0V/8D)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 19, 2018 11:02 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: rickl at December 19, 2018 10:57 PM (sdi6R)
Not sure what qualifies as "normal."
Our house, a rental thank God, sank 6 inches in one corner and 4 in another. Was pretty cool seeing all that gooey mud squirting up around the foundation. Then the cracking began. So far, the framing has held together and it is still properly attached to the settling foundation. There is not a level surface in the entire house and none of the doors close. The landlord came and framed a new front door, so at least that works.
We are still having aftershocks, some in the 4 range. It has become a thing guessing the magnitude. Pretty funny stuff.
And then it snowed 16 inches, so everything is rather magical.
DH and the boy are off to WI for Christmas, so it's me, the dogs, and visits to my parents'. And a lot of shoveling.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 19, 2018 11:02 PM (NXsWM)
Posted by: Blue Bird
Brother, I think you've spoken out of turn...
Posted by: Brotherhood of the Ace Flooring Commenters at December 19, 2018 11:03 PM (ZejZP)
Someone in a store once asked her for help getting something down from a shelf.
Posted by: hogmartin
That's right, if I'm not mistaken. Criminey neds, Her Majesty rents me out at the supermarket to get things on high shelves for little old ladies.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 19, 2018 11:03 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 19, 2018 11:03 PM (fDU8w)
Posted by: freaked at December 19, 2018 11:03 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 19, 2018 11:04 PM (I4gka)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at D
lol, laid is not going to be enough for her. she is going to need one hell of an all-in all-out schtupping.
naturally, it will have to start with one hell of a spanking. not going to happen though because what she really wants, and hates herself for wanting, is for a coblogger to do the honors.
not that you can blame her, lots of women are picky about who they lose their virginity to.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2018 11:04 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2018 11:04 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: JAS at December 19, 2018 11:05 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 19, 2018 11:05 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 19, 2018 11:05 PM (Hmagm)
Posted by: tcn
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Grudge monger. Having achieved nothing notable in her life, she looks for people to blame.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 19, 2018 11:06 PM (++ggZ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 19, 2018 11:06 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 19, 2018 11:06 PM (Hmagm)
*perks up and listens.
Did you say spankings?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at D
yes, yes indeed I did. however, I have been informed that as a high powered medical professional you are too good for spankings.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2018 11:07 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2018 11:07 PM (MTjB1)
Nothing is too good for a naughty nurse.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 19, 2018 11:08 PM (Hmagm)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 19, 2018 11:06 PM (++ggZ)
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Maybe she can get rehired at her $350k no-show job at the hospital.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 19, 2018 11:08 PM (93ZJL)
Posted by: JAS at December 19, 2018 11:08 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 19, 2018 11:08 PM (I4gka)
Remember Gene Simmons' "Learn G-ddamn english!" ?
Heh.
Was never a hardcore KISS fan, but I'm liking those guys more and more.
Posted by: JQ at December 19, 2018 11:08 PM (zMzA6)
Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2018 11:08 PM (lK7fO)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 19, 2018 11:08 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Sometimes with Alzeimer's you don't realize how bad it is. With my father and mother, it was pretty far along before it was diagnosed and we realized how bad it was, and I was seeing them once or twice a week. Most of the time they can seem okay, but they have occasional episodes.
My father told me that he would be driving on the freeway, get off at an exit, and not know where he was or where he was going. He told me about these episodes years after they occurred. He didn't tell us at the time, because he didn't want to lose his independence. After the occasional episode, he'd go back to seeming okay.
If your father was in the early stages of Alzeimer's, and lived in an out of the way place, he could have wandered off somewhere. Sorry you never had closure. That has to be tough.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 19, 2018 11:08 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Britain's not part of Europe at December 19, 2018 11:08 PM (KtxUt)
mooch obama, nope.
ace's shelves, yup.
and, steve earll song ideas. that's about it. for now.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2018 11:08 PM (KP5rU)
They would thoroughly clean your wallet though. Not to worry, God loves a cheapskate.
Posted by: freaked at December 19, 2018 11:09 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: JAS at December 19, 2018 11:05 PM (3HNOQ)
A scraper blade attachment for a reciprocating saw, or one of those oscillating multi-tools can take a lot of the drudgery out of scraping old glue off floors.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 19, 2018 11:09 PM (fDU8w)
Posted by: Britain's not part of Europe at December 19, 2018 11:09 PM (KtxUt)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 19, 2018 11:10 PM (ZejZP)
Jesus, man! Don't wait until she's on fire- it's bad for you!
Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2018 11:10 PM (98WNR)
Isn't this *really* the story of Obama?
Posted by: JQ at December 19, 2018 11:10 PM (zMzA6)
Is yours finished? Mine's in terminal construction.
Posted by: freaked at December 19, 2018 11:03 PM (UdKB7)
Yes, but I could have had the entire 11 acres chain linked by a professional by the time I got the small back yard picketed in. But, thats what Mrs. Mis Hum wanted.
And the old dogs are happy. So there is that.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 19, 2018 11:11 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: JAS
There was some dispute about just who or what she was.
There's some wild stuff on YouTube about that.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at December 19, 2018 11:11 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2018 11:11 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 19, 2018 11:11 PM (PkVlr)
It's the only time she'll ever be hot.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 19, 2018 11:11 PM (0bu2O)
Posted by: Britain's not part of Europe at December 19, 2018 11:08 PM (KtxUt)
I, too, think that is awesome.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 19, 2018 11:12 PM (fDU8w)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 19, 2018 11:11 PM (0bu2O)
You are cordially invited to clean the beer off my keyboard.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 19, 2018 11:12 PM (NXsWM)
Ha!
Posted by: Nurse ratched
Entire legions of Horde will go on... barely.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 19, 2018 11:13 PM (ZejZP)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1075446947111153664
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1075447028094812160
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1075447115105624064
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1075447212723896320
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1075447409671585794
Posted by: kbdabear at December 19, 2018 11:13 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: freaked at December 19, 2018 11:14 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 19, 2018 11:08 PM (PkVlr)
Try Flor de Cana from Nicaragua. It is yummy. I have one going right now, in fact.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 19, 2018 11:14 PM (fDU8w)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 19, 2018 11:14 PM (I4gka)
I'm so very sorry, I was hoping to induce a monitor soaking spit-take.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 19, 2018 11:14 PM (0bu2O)
Posted by: JAS at December 19, 2018 11:15 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 19, 2018 11:15 PM (Hmagm)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 19, 2018 11:15 PM (93ZJL)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1075447496183185408
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1075447590760669184
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1075447686818615297
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1075447773909135363
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1075447869858082819
Posted by: kbdabear at December 19, 2018 11:15 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
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Ah! The Hammer Family Motto, emblazoned on our ancient coat of arms: "Action Through Inaction"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 19, 2018 11:15 PM (LJsYz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 19, 2018 11:06 PM (++ggZ) \
Many people don't anything particularly notable in their lives. They study, get a job, hopefully have people who love them and do the best they can everyday. Sometimes that is their purpose-just doing what they have to do every day without a lot of drama and they as Paul puts it repeatedly in his letters "Stand firm" without going off the rails and hurting people in the process. People can have meaningful lives with a religious foundation, but I'm not exactly sure what Michelle's foundation is.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2018 11:16 PM (AllCR)
Those ladies aren't as smart as Mooch. They're wearing their Scuba tanks on the front.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 19, 2018 11:16 PM (fDU8w)
Posted by: Cicero
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The ultimate RBF.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 19, 2018 11:17 PM (LJsYz)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at December 19, 2018 11:17 PM (d6Ksn)
Alzheimer's or other forms of dementia. I have to say, I hate it more than cancer. It takes 'you' away.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 19, 2018 11:17 PM (Hmagm)
And the old dogs are happy. So there is that.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 19, 2018 11:11 PM (aA3+G)
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I once replaced the fencing around a 3/4 acre backyard with stained picket fencing. Individual 2x4s and pickets, not sections because dumbasses who installed the original did not use 8' centers. Because that's the look the now ex Wifey wanted.
For her birthday. In July. In Georgia.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 19, 2018 11:17 PM (ffYR/)
Try Flor de Cana from Nicaragua. It is yummy. I have one going right now, in fact.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 19, 2018 11:14 PM (fDU8w)
I do love aguardiente, I used to buy Cristal.
I had to stop since I couldn't get my head around buying a $20 fifth that by all means should have cost about $7.00 + the cost of a dollop of anise flavor just because it is imported.
So I buy Pisco now.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 19, 2018 11:18 PM (mUa7G)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 19, 2018 11:18 PM (PkVlr)
They also make those spear thrower like tools for tennis balls which seem to work well.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 19, 2018 11:18 PM (Hmagm)
My son has just told me he thinks he has flu. ...is there anyway to ward this off?
Homeopathic flu medicine called Oscillococcinum™, usually available at a health food store, is a great and highly effective placebo; our family has used it for years. Works as cure and preventative. Bunch of tiny sugar pills in a tube. Half a tube once a week during flu season as a preventative says our apothecarian as he drives off in his Lexus. Also, it's homeopathy - will not interfere with any other drugs because there's scientifically "nothing there."
Your complete money back on this advice if you send in the coupon today.
Posted by: mindful webworker - 3 Days 'til Solstice at December 19, 2018 11:18 PM (UhAl7)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2018 11:18 PM (KP5rU)
Thanks and I'm sorry for their struggles and glad that you helped. Sometimes if you don't have closure you make it yourself-which I think I have done to a good extent.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2018 11:18 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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I said it earlier, grudge mongering. It is at the center of her being.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 19, 2018 11:18 PM (2YhrB)
Posted by: JAS at December 19, 2018 11:15 PM (3HNOQ)
I once had a house who I think the former owners were dropping acid and reading better homes & gardens.
Glued down striped shag carpet on beautiful doug fir floors. Every piece of wood trim basically painted through out the 2 story colonial.
Young and foolish and full of vim and vigor I redid all of the floors and most of the wood trim.
That was a young person's project
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 19, 2018 11:19 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable at December 19, 2018 11:19 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: mindful webworker - 3 Days 'til Solstice at December 19, 2018 11:18 PM (UhAl7)
So... tube goes where, then?
Posted by: hogmartin at December 19, 2018 11:20 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: JAS at December 19, 2018 11:20 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2018 11:20 PM (KP5rU)
Thanks for the recommendation.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2018 11:20 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2018 11:16 PM (AllCR)
I believe her foundation was photographed next to that of the French first lady. She was found.....wanting.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 19, 2018 11:20 PM (NXsWM)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2018 11:21 PM (AllCR)
We talking about flooring or something else?
Posted by: butch at December 19, 2018 11:21 PM (hXu8T)
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 19, 2018 11:20 PM (NXsWM)
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She camouflaged it well.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 19, 2018 11:21 PM (93ZJL)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2018 11:16 PM (AllCR)
What is a large ass for $500, Alex
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 19, 2018 11:22 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: JAS at D
lol, reminds me of a dg I dated.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2018 11:22 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
Also, non-carpet floors are great when you have a dog. The areas of carpet where the dog lays always are grubby. It's much easier to get dog hair up from hard floors.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 19, 2018 11:22 PM (+lVUW)
hallway, in engineered wood. I was successful in one really big thing.
My sister and BiL were thinking of buying a house in Payson AZ. It was
once a beautiful house. saltillo tile throughout. Some shithead bought
it and put in carpet over the tile. There is a technical word for this:
committing a waste. After helping me clean the concrete here, my sister
and BiL have NO DESIRE to clean carpet adhesive from tile.
My first house had saltillo tile. Water based sealer, so every six months I had to reseal. Move all the furniture to one side of the room, mop it out. Next day, move the furniture to the other side, mop that out. Third day, put the furniture back where I started and have a beer.
Looked good, though. Damn good.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 19, 2018 11:22 PM (0bu2O)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 19, 2018 11:18 PM (PkVlr)
I know you can get Flor de Cana at BevMo, if they have them in WA. It is actually a little cheaper in Canada. I pay $34 CDN for 750 mL here. For the seven year-old stuff.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 19, 2018 11:23 PM (fDU8w)
100 I call 100% bullshit that guy worried about eminent domain voted for Trump.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 19, 2018 10:31 PM (H4fCt)
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I think the 'butterflies' in his sanctuary are illegal aliens flapping their arms as they run across the property, unreported and unmolested. He just wants open borders.
Posted by: Trey Gowdy at December 19, 2018 11:23 PM (NVrxk)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
Also, non-carpet floors are great when you have a dog. The areas of carpet where the dog lays always are grubby. It's much easier to get dog hair up from hard floors.
Posted by: nerdygirl at D
well, also, no rug burns. your maid does not have to keep coming up with excuses to your wife about why her knees are rubbed raw.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2018 11:23 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 19, 2018 11:23 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2018 11:24 PM (KP5rU)
https://youtu.be/J0ukONZDgAE
Posted by: steevy at December 19, 2018 11:24 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 19, 2018 11:24 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2018 11:24 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: garrett at December 19, 2018 11:25 PM (bPUbv)
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 19, 2018 11:20 PM (NXsWM)
The absolute worst was her next to the absolutely stunning (I would slay a dragon or two for her) and shall we say petite Queen of Spain.
https://tinyurl.com/y74w8te3
and to cleanse the pallet:
https://tinyurl.com/ya8c697d
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 19, 2018 11:25 PM (Hmagm)
Off ineffectual harranging congresscreature sock.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 19, 2018 11:25 PM (NVrxk)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 19, 2018 11:25 PM (PkVlr)
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Glances down at dog sleeping on the sofa.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 19, 2018 11:26 PM (vyAx2)
114 NO MOTHER KICKS HER SON OUT OF THE HOUSE FIVE DAYS BEFORE CHRISTMAS!
GAH!!!
Posted by: Nurse ratched
That's right! She could have offered to set him up in the unheated garden tools' shed with a cot and Hudson's Bay Company blanket and then arranged a schedule to leave plates of food outside for him 3X daily.
This dark side FS is now showing is most disturbing.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 19, 2018 11:26 PM (pNxlR)
My dog throws off enough hair to make 10 toy poodles a week.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 19, 2018 11:27 PM (Hmagm)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2018 11:24 PM (MTjB1)
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Polished concrete is a gateway drug that in extreme cases can lead to terrazzo.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 19, 2018 11:27 PM (93ZJL)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2018 11:27 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: garrett at December 19, 2018 11:27 PM (bPUbv)
to keep coming up with excuses to your wife about why her knees are
rubbed raw.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2018 11:23 PM (MTjB1)
clearly you have never tripped and slid on a basket ball court
Posted by: Kindltot at December 19, 2018 11:27 PM (mUa7G)
Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable at December 19, 2018 11:27 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2018 11:28 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Deacon Bleau at December 19, 2018 11:28 PM (yScAF)
DH sang "backup" for his Christmas show in Madison one year. He really is a nasty piece of work. All that "family" crap he showed on tv? Not one of his kids will have anything to do with him.
Posted by: tcn in A
not surprised. He made excuses for his ex French tart after she murdered her skier boyfriend. I don't think he had terribly high standards.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 19, 2018 11:28 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: garrett at December 19, 2018 11:25 PM (bPUbv)
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Oh, that's good.
Posted by: Roseann Barr at December 19, 2018 11:28 PM (93ZJL)
FirstLadiesintheMist.ORG
Posted by: garrett at December 19, 2018 11:25 PM (bPUbv
Moar paper towel needed here.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 19, 2018 11:28 PM (aA3+G)
I imagine there are .multiple morons that have mastered the fine art of
bluffing a floor. I have many many hours behind low speed and high-speed
floor buffers. Many many hours.
I tried it in the current cardboard box. It's hell on the carpet.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 19, 2018 11:29 PM (0bu2O)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at D
lol. besides, concrete and terrazo are much better for hiding bodies.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2018 11:30 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2018 11:30 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: garrett at December 19, 2018 11:31 PM (bPUbv)
Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable at December 19, 2018 11:27 PM (0OmEj)
Fuck!
Posted by: The Floor, having folded with a pair of fours at December 19, 2018 11:31 PM (fDU8w)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2018 11:21 PM (AllCR)
Thanks Fen. Prayers for you...
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at December 19, 2018 11:31 PM (d6Ksn)
bluffing a floor. I have many many hours behind low speed and high-speed
floor buffers. Many many hours.
1. bottle of excellent dark rum.
2. hot nurse.
3. combine.
4. spank thoroughly
5. buff floors.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2018 11:32 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2018 11:16 PM (AllCR)
HATE
Posted by: Britain's not part of Europe at December 19, 2018 11:32 PM (KtxUt)
How's Logan?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 19, 2018 11:25 PM (PkVlr)
Sleepy!
Which is good. No traqs tonight, just letting him sleep naturally. Not finding any new blood spots, so that's good.
Hoping he'll be ready to go back on dog patrol next week. Some neighborhood squirrels are acting saucy without him to keep them in check.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 19, 2018 11:32 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: garrett at December 19, 2018 11:32 PM (bPUbv)
Posted by: garrett at December 19, 2018 11:31 PM (bPUbv)
And I call Bull Shit.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 19, 2018 11:32 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: garrett at December 19, 2018 11:33 PM (bPUbv)
https://tinyurl.com/yd5648ch
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2018 11:33 PM (AllCR)
Hey Donna, how are you doing? Things better on the job/home front?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 19, 2018 11:33 PM (xJa6I)
GAH!!!
Posted by: Nurse ratched
That's right! She could have offered to set him up in the unheated garden tools' shed with a cot and Hudson's Bay Company blanket and then arranged a schedule to leave plates of food outside for him 3X daily.
This dark side FS is now showing is most disturbing.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 19, 2018 11:26 PM (pNxlR)
******
You guys are so screwed.
When Bluebell finds out how you've been messing with FS, the shivs will come out.
And Bluebell shivs cut three ways: deep, wide and often.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 19, 2018 11:33 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 19, 2018 11:34 PM (PkVlr)
Thanks for the prayers I appreciate it, Donna.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2018 11:34 PM (AllCR)
2. hot nurse.
3. combine.
4. spank thoroughly
5. buff floors.
I've gotten good results with Bourbon and Baristas, too.
Leading me to believet aht the Spanking is really the most important step.
Posted by: garrett at December 19, 2018 11:35 PM (bPUbv)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 19, 2018 11:35 PM (t+qrx)
When Bluebell finds out how you've been messing with FS, the shivs will come out.
And Bluebell shivs cut three ways: deep, wide and often.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 19, 2018 11:33 PM (0tfLf)
But she throws like a girl
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 19, 2018 11:35 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: garrett at December 19, 2018 11:36 PM (bPUbv)
Also, owls are hooting outside. I love that sound. It's mating season for them.
Good night everyone. Thanks for the support and laughs. Just make sure I don't lock you in the unheated garage and leave you plates of food.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2018 11:37 PM (AllCR)
186 Andy Williams is a skeevy perv with a potty mouth.
Crap. Another childhood family favorite - I remember when he had the Osmonds on his show - who was really an asshole.
I don't know though - maybe it's better that sleazy entertainers used to at least have to pretend to be wholesome and decent. Now sleazy entertainers don't bother to hide their crassness because they know they'll still have fans who love them no matter what.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at December 19, 2018 11:37 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: garrett at December 19, 2018 11:36 PM (bPUbv)
So good she spells it Pruneaux.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 19, 2018 11:38 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2018 11:38 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2018 11:38 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 19, 2018 11:32 PM
Garrett's self-condemnation was sufficiently insincere and half-hearted, in my exalted opinion!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at December 19, 2018 11:38 PM (CLcKT)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 19, 2018 11:38 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at December 19, 2018 11:38 PM (d6Ksn)
Leading me to believet aht the Spanking is really the most important step.
Posted by: garrett at D
spanking is the best way to turn the page on a stressful day.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2018 11:39 PM (MTjB1)
Isaiah 9:6-7 New King James Version (NKJV)
For unto us a Child is born,
Unto us a Son is given;
And the government will be upon His shoulder.
And His name will be called
Wonderful, Counselor, Mighty God,
Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace.
Of the increase of His government and peace
There will be no end,
Upon the throne of David and over His kingdom,
To order it and establish it with judgment and justice
From that time forward, even forever.
The zeal of the Lord of hosts will perform this.
Posted by: Tiny Tim at December 19, 2018 11:39 PM (yScAF)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2018 11:39 PM (KP5rU)
Why aren't there anymore "Aide de Camps"?
President Trump needs an Aide de Camp.
What's an Aid de Camp do, btw?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at December 19, 2018 11:40 PM (pFYtX)
He makes the Tartar Sauce.
The Van de Camp handles the Fishsticks.
Posted by: garrett at December 19, 2018 11:40 PM (bPUbv)
makes me think she may not ever have really done hard, meaning federal supermax, time.
kind of like a brotherhood.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2018 11:41 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at December 19, 2018 11:42 PM (CLcKT)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at December 19, 2018 11:43 PM (pFYtX)
Where's some rat? We had some nasty storms with significant damage in his area. Anyone heard from him?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 19, 2018 11:43 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: garrett at December 19, 2018 11:43 PM (bPUbv)
Posted by: garrett at December 19, 2018 11:40 PM (bPUbv)
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Keep your grubby mitts off the fish sticks,
Posted by: Mrs. Paul at December 19, 2018 11:43 PM (93ZJL)
Tartar Sauce is mayo and relish, no?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at December 19, 2018 11:43 PM (pFYtX)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2018 11:43 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 19, 2018 11:44 PM (Hmagm)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at December 19, 2018 11:44 PM (pFYtX)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at D
huh
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2018 11:44 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at December 19, 2018 11:40 PM
Navy -- cabin boy
Army -- Aide de Camp...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at December 19, 2018 11:44 PM (CLcKT)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 19, 2018 11:35 PM (aA3+G)
I believe the new phrase is, she throws like Obama.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 19, 2018 11:45 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2018 11:43 PM (KP5rU)
You? Your wife?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 19, 2018 11:45 PM (Hmagm)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at December 19, 2018 11:45 PM (pFYtX)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at D
huh
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2018 11:44 PM (MTjB1)
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I want to spend next Thanksgiving at chavez's place.
Posted by: Mrs. Paul at December 19, 2018 11:45 PM (93ZJL)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2018 11:45 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at D
huh
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2018 11:44 PM (MTjB1)
X2
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 19, 2018 11:46 PM (Rz2Nc)
I want to come to your place for Festivus next year!
Posted by: garrett at December 19, 2018 11:46 PM (bPUbv)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at December 19, 2018 11:46 PM (pFYtX)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at D
read what you typed, should answer your question
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2018 11:46 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: garrett at December 19, 2018 11:36 PM (bPUbv)
So good she spells it Pruneaux.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 19, 2018 11:3
*******
Lessons from the Big House.
Or as she calls it, Le Grande Maison.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 19, 2018 11:46 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Tiny Tim
Handel sets this to music. You might have heard it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS3vpAWW2Zc
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at December 19, 2018 11:47 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2018 11:48 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: garrett at December 19, 2018 11:49 PM (bPUbv)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 19, 2018 11:51 PM (aA3+G)
378 375: I know. What's your question?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 19, 2018 11:48 PM (KP5rU)
... and that's when they began auguring into the frozen ground, Your Honor ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 19, 2018 11:51 PM (pNxlR)
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Glances down at dog sleeping on the sofa.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
I use large cotton blankets to cover my sofas. My little snot of a dog paws at the edge of the blanket until she moves enough of it so she can lay directly on the upholstery.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 19, 2018 11:51 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at D
the question is what the fuck does that mean? "humped humped?" dry humped? humped what? en ingles por favor
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2018 11:52 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 19, 2018 11:52 PM (pNxlR)
378 the question is what the heck does this mean.:
none of you have danced on the wild side if your wifes' sister hasn't dry humped humped in front of your wife.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at D
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 19, 2018 11:52 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at December 19, 2018 11:53 PM (pFYtX)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at D
the question is what the fuck does that mean? "humped humped?" dry humped? humped what? en ingles por favor
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2018 11:52 PM (MTjB1)
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*piano music stops*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 19, 2018 11:53 PM (93ZJL)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2018 11:55 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 19, 2018 11:56 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: NPC at December 19, 2018 11:57 PM (Y274z)
that was funny. thanks.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 19, 2018 11:55 PM (MTjB1)
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Meh. I'm no Amy Schumer.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 19, 2018 11:57 PM (93ZJL)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 19, 2018 11:58 PM (PkVlr)
390 A couple months ago I was a celebrity...what am I, a fiscus to be used for your prurient pleasure and forgotten?
Posted by: NPC at December 19, 2018 11:57 PM (Y274z)
frisbee + discus = fiscus
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 19, 2018 11:58 PM (pNxlR)
We are still having aftershocks, some in the 4 range.
Holy crow! Must be like living in a bouncy house.
As I understand it...
In places like California, where the plates collide and the substrate is all cracked and crumbly, you can get many quakes big and small, but the effects tend to be highly localized. A real rocker - an 8.x - will destroy freeways and old buildings, but not affect as wide an area as...
...out here in the bedrock plains, where we get a really big quake, say, Madrid 1811-1812, and the waves travel long and far, like, ringing churchbells in Philly. A "mere" 5.x pulls houses off their foundations hundreds of miles away. (Rattled our concrete bunker; woke me up; thought a locomotive was in the driveway before I realized, quake!)
So, I'm wondering whether Alaska is more Bedrock than Crumbly shores.
That big Alaska quake in 1964 was one of my first realizations of what quakes could do.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1964_Alaska_earthquake
My relatives up in undisturbed Fairbanks wave hello.
Posted by: mindful webworker - 3 Days 'til Solstice at December 19, 2018 11:58 PM (UhAl7)
No. I'm pretty depressed.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at December 19, 2018 11:38 PM (d6Ksn)
Ah hell, I'm sorry Donna.
I'm pulling and praying for you. Is there anything we can do to help? Apart from keeping chavez drunk and letting him post all night?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 19, 2018 11:59 PM (xJa6I)
Of course not, you're too clever,
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 19, 2018 11:59 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto
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Dates to her time in the big house.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2018 12:00 AM (++ggZ)
No. I'm pretty depressed.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at December 19, 2018 11:38 PM (d6Ksn)
Ah hell, I'm sorry Donna.
I'm pulling and praying for you. Is there anything we can do to help? Apart from keeping chavez drunk and letting him post all night?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 19, 2018 11:59 PM (xJa6I)
^^^THIS^^
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 20, 2018 12:01 AM (aA3+G)
none of you have danced on the wild side if your wifes' sister hasn't dry humped humped in front of your wife.
I think that's one of those BBC messages to the French underground.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 20, 2018 12:01 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 20, 2018 12:02 AM (KP5rU)
I think that's one of those BBC messages to the French underground.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 20, 2018 12:01 AM (aKsyK)
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I think it was the Joker's catchphrase when Jack Nicholson had the part.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 20, 2018 12:03 AM (93ZJL)
Posted by: Cicero
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The music almost died away ... then it burst like a pent-up flood;
And it seemed to say, "Repay, repay," and my eyes were blind with blood.
The thought came back of an ancient wrong, and it stung like a frozen lash,
And the lust awoke to kill, to kill ... then the music stopped with a crash,
And the stranger turned, and his eyes they burned in a most peculiar way;
In a buckskin shirt that was glazed with dirt he sat, and I saw him sway;
Then his lips went in in a kind of grin, and he spoke, and his voice was calm,
And "Boys," says he, "you don't know me, and none of you care a damn;
But I want to state, and my words are straight, and I'll bet my poke they're true,
That one of you is a hound of hell. . .and that one is Dan McGrew."
Posted by: Robert Service at December 20, 2018 12:04 AM (gfQAD)
Posted by: BBC 1 at December 20, 2018 12:04 AM (bPUbv)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 20, 2018 12:05 AM (KP5rU)
Anyone here have knowledge of how well a Grey Squirrel will do without its tail? I found a tail from one on the road the other day while walking the dog - just a tail and no corpse. I figured going sans a tail was the price a cruel universe exacted on poor li'l Rocky to escape getting crushed by a vehicle's wheel.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 20, 2018 12:06 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Walt Disney's Frozen Head at December 20, 2018 12:06 AM (93ZJL)
Posted by: BBC 1
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*frantically looks through code notes*
Posted by: French Partisan at December 20, 2018 12:06 AM (gfQAD)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2018 12:00 AM
Yikes! And she seems so nice...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at December 20, 2018 12:07 AM (CLcKT)
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The tail will grow back in a couple of days, just like Michelle Fields' arm.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 20, 2018 12:07 AM (93ZJL)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at D
so you are going to have a tiff because I read what you typed, noticed that there was something not quite right, that your intended message was not coming through and asked for calrification?
the issue is not the repeating the issue is that you seem to have omitted a word.
my guess is that you meant to say something along the lines of your sil humped you in front of your wife, however since you left the word "you" out it is not clear.
if it makes you feel better no one else got it either.
was seeking clarification because if it was what it seemed it was supposed to be it would have been funny and a whole new tangent to have fun with.
nevermind.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 20, 2018 12:08 AM (MTjB1)
Yikes! And she seems so nice...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto
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Oh, there are darker tales here in the land of AoSHQ.
Posted by: French Partisan at December 20, 2018 12:08 AM (SjwtK)
Ohhhhkayyyy, I was gone and now I see what's been happening in my absence.
NUMBER ONE, the retail clerk isn't "obsessing" on what happened 17 years ago. She merely told the story. Simple. She says she gets a smile every year when she hangs her Star. It brings back a wicked but fun memory. So what's with begrudging her a smile?
NUMBER TWO, she never claimed to do it "for Christmas" or "in the spirit of Christmas." She did it to teach an old Scrooge-bat a lesson, and she admits it.
Just today I saw several stories here about how people got back at schoolyard bullies decades ago, and those stories were told with a large dose of relish and then congratulated by others.
So ease up on the retail clerk. She's just sharing and enjoying her memory of a time when she came out on top of a bully.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 20, 2018 12:09 AM (oGNNA)
Posted by: French Partisan
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Alas poor Buzzion, I knew him well.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2018 12:09 AM (SjwtK)
Posted by: mindful webworker - 3 Days 'til Solstice at December 20, 2018 12:10 AM (UhAl7)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 20, 2018 12:10 AM (xJa6I)
ONTough! Hang onto that one.
Posted by: mindful webworker - 3 Days 'til Solstice at December 20, 2018 12:10 AM (UhAl7)
Or 'Oh Nut Off'.
Also appropriate
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 20, 2018 12:11 AM (xJa6I)
Posted by: garrett at December 20, 2018 12:11 AM (bPUbv)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2018 12:00 AM
Yikes! And she seems so nice...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at December 20, 2018
*******
How do you think she got so many recipes for the cookbook?
No one says no to the shiv!
Posted by: Diogenes at December 20, 2018 12:12 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: ShainS - #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 20, 2018 12:13 AM (WqPYg)
Have fun tonight, Horde.
Donna&, I'm rooting for you, kiddo.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 20, 2018 12:14 AM (xJa6I)
Didn't we already know this?
BREAKING: John McCain Associate Gave Dossier To BuzzFeed
https://tinyurl.com/y9cahowp
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 20, 2018 12:14 AM (oGNNA)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 20, 2018 12:15 AM (KP5rU)
Apart from keeping chavez drunk and letting him post all night?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 19, 2018 11:59 PM (xJa6I)
That's quite enough, thanks! Thanks for the prayers.
Goodnight, horde!
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at December 20, 2018 12:16 AM (d6Ksn)
https://tinyurl.com/y9cahowp
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 20, 2018 12:14 AM (oGNNA)
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Yep. Been known for a couple years that that POS McStain sent someone to London to pick it up.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 20, 2018 12:16 AM (ffYR/)
twitter.com/GRAAmerica/status/1075522094346190848
funny
Gun Rights Across America
Posted by: mindful webworker - 3 Days 'til Solstice at December 20, 2018 12:17 AM (UhAl7)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 20, 2018 12:18 AM (ffYR/)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 20, 2018 12:18 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 20, 2018 12:19 AM (Hmagm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 20, 2018 12:19 AM (Hmagm)
And what is with the south? Down there, I give them the right answer and they just say, "Bless your Heart!" What is that all about?
Posted by: The Mooch at December 20, 2018 12:20 AM (aZ9CV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2018 12:21 AM (fDU8w)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 20, 2018 12:21 AM (ffYR/)
Eye and Mouth coordination needs work
https://zippy.gfycat.com/AngryLiquidGorilla.webm
Posted by: kbdabear at December 20, 2018 12:23 AM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2018 12:23 AM (2YhrB)
Posted by: shibumi at December 20, 2018 12:23 AM (UyW0o)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 20, 2018 12:23 AM (Hmagm)
Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable at December 20, 2018 12:24 AM (0OmEj)
"The Wisdom of Mooch" is the shortest book in the Protards' Bible.
Don't be fooled by fraudulent imitators. A genuine "Wisdom of Mooch" contains only one page - and it is blank.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 20, 2018 12:25 AM (pNxlR)
More a pamphlet or complimentary drink coaster.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 20, 2018 12:27 AM (Hmagm)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2018 12:23 AM (2YhrB)
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While it sucks that our Betters won't allocate money for this, and worse, put language in every spending bill disallowing it from being used for the wall, it is encouraging seeing Citizens speak up like this.
*Run on sentence.*
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 20, 2018 12:27 AM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 20, 2018 12:28 AM (Hmagm)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 20, 2018 12:27 AM (ffYR/)
We are calling out our own run on sentences now? Dammit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 20, 2018 12:28 AM (Hmagm)
While it sucks that our Betters won't allocate money for this, and worse, put language in every spending bill disallowing it from being used for the wall, it is encouraging seeing Citizens speak up like this.
*Run on sentence.*
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The sentence makes sense, so... yea, it's cool.
Posted by: shibumi at December 20, 2018 12:29 AM (UyW0o)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 20, 2018 12:27 AM (ffYR/)
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I'll allow it.
Posted by: The AoSHQ Official Comment Referee at December 20, 2018 12:31 AM (93ZJL)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at December 20, 2018 12:31 AM (CLcKT)
Muslims: performing acts of necrophilia that the locals just won't do. Isn't it awesome when the Uniparty fills a nation with violent sex fiends who are mentally ill?
Posted by: shibumi at December 20, 2018 12:32 AM (UyW0o)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 20, 2018 12:33 AM (t+qrx)
Anyone else surprised the shits at gofundme are allowing the wall fundraiser?
Shirley they are getting lots of complaints about it by fake concerned and fake offended leftists.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at December 20, 2018 12:35 AM (pFYtX)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 20, 2018 12:33 AM (t+qrx)
As long as it was not things like:
-how to do field first aid on a tomahawk wound
-how to remove a steel toed boot from someone's colon
-how to avoid the cops while drunk off your ass and your car on fire
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 20, 2018 12:35 AM (Hmagm)
Muslims: performing acts of necrophilia that the locals just won't do. Isn't it awesome when the Uniparty fills a nation with violent sex fiends who are mentally ill?
Posted by: shibumi at December 20, 2018 12:32 AM (UyW0o)
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I can not imagine the level of mental illness that would make one want to fuck a room temperature corpse. Good God.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 20, 2018 12:35 AM (ffYR/)
I'm glad you enjoyed the foray into the wilds of Hamtramck. It is also the first time I've ever seen a rapey dolphin fountain lamp.
I also learned to never sign a contract with any sort of entertainer/ liberal that has "and various other duties" in the small print.
/see? That's what you miss when you don't go to a MoMe.
Posted by: shibumi at December 20, 2018 12:36 AM (UyW0o)
I have Saltillo tile floors that are in terrible shape. What do I do?
Posted by: Britain's not part of Europe at December 20, 2018 12:37 AM (KtxUt)
Posted by: shibumi at December 20, 2018 12:36 AM (UyW0o)
Quite. Also: off-label uses for a floor buffer.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 20, 2018 12:37 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 20, 2018 12:35 AM (ffYR/)
Hey!
Posted by: Huma at December 20, 2018 12:38 AM (Hmagm)
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Well...he seems to be an inbred, low IQ, violent man who hates Christians and wants sex... so yeah, I can see it. That's islam. They rape corpses.
But don't worry, he'll get off and be let go, and will eventually start raping underage Christian girls, which is now pretty much legal in the OK. So it's all good.
Posted by: shibumi at December 20, 2018 12:39 AM (UyW0o)
Posted by: rickl at December 20, 2018 12:39 AM (sdi6R)
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it is encouraging seeing Citizens speak up like this.
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Glad this is going on. Haven't been following too closely.
But: Then what?
If the pathway exists for building, then the pathway exists for tearing down.
Posted by: dDan at December 20, 2018 12:39 AM (hwYmz)
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"I'm sorry ma'am, but the floor buffer warranty does not cover for THAT sort of waxing."
Posted by: shibumi at December 20, 2018 12:40 AM (UyW0o)
Posted by: Britain's not part of Europe at December 20, 2018 12:43 AM (KtxUt)
Posted by: Tentotwo at December 20, 2018 12:43 AM (yhf6w)
Anyhow, it's way past my bedtime, good night, guys.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 20, 2018 12:43 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 20, 2018 12:35 AM (ffYR/)
Well, a room temperature corpse is degrees up from a frigid woman.
Posted by: RickZ at December 20, 2018 12:44 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 20, 2018 12:44 AM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Britain's not part of Europe at December 20, 2018 12:43 AM (KtxUt)
Two ESA astronauts and one Russian cosmonaut.
Temperatures at the landing site are in the single digits, which must be a shock to them.
Posted by: rickl at December 20, 2018 12:46 AM (sdi6R)
Is the sealer coming off? The tiles absorbing grease? The grout falling apart? Each case is different and will require a different plan of action.
Not that I know more than how to mop the damn things with water based sealer.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 20, 2018 12:47 AM (0bu2O)
Posted by: rickl at December 20, 2018 12:46 AM (sdi6R)
What's the temp like on the space station? I would also wonder about the air movement. Hot boxing your crew mates must also be a favorite past time.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 20, 2018 12:48 AM (Hmagm)
But don't worry, he'll get off and be let go, and will eventually start raping underage Christian girls, which is now pretty much legal in the OK. So it's all good.
Posted by: shibumi
Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plains
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 20, 2018 12:48 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 20, 2018 12:48 AM (aKsyK)
And the wind and wheat,
sure smell sweet...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 20, 2018 12:49 AM (Hmagm)
Posted by: rickl at December 20, 2018 12:50 AM (sdi6R)
Necrophilia is allowed between a husband and his wife's corpse under Sharia. I forget how many hours he's got until she's as haram as screwing a pig.
This is just an extension of that behavior.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 20, 2018 12:52 AM (0bu2O)
Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable at December 20, 2018 12:52 AM (0OmEj)
Muslims: performing acts of necrophilia that the locals just won't
do. Isn't it awesome when the Uniparty fills a nation with violent sex
fiends who are mentally ill?
Oh, yes! Wonderful!
Isn't inbreeding da bomb? And! So much better after 70+ generations... fkuc.
(do i really need to add the /sarc tag?)
Posted by: JQ at December 20, 2018 12:54 AM (zMzA6)
Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable at December 20, 2018 12:54 AM (0OmEj)
I would like to clean it off and re-seal it and polish it.
Posted by: Britain's not part of Europe at December 20, 2018 12:54 AM (KtxUt)
Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable at December 20, 2018 12:55 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 20, 2018 12:56 AM (Hmagm)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 20, 2018 12:56 AM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Britain's not part of Europe at December 20, 2018 12:57 AM (KtxUt)
Temperatures at the landing site are in the single digits, which must be a shock to them.
Posted by: rickl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMZNx7bxZes
Posted by: Adriane the War is Bad, Slavery is Worse Critic ... at December 20, 2018 12:59 AM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Tentotwo at December 20, 2018 12:43 AM (yhf6w)
The inner-city Dem FSA voter typically has about a 10 IQ point advantage over the "Refugee", IIRC.
Posted by: Surfperch at December 20, 2018 01:02 AM (X//Zo)
Here's a DIY guide for doing that: https://bit.ly/2UXrtUN
What you need to strip the floor will probably be dictated by what was used to seal it in the first place. If it was a polyurethane sealer, you'll probably need some protective equipment, or just hire that part out. Let them damage their lungs.
The good news is, once it's stripped you can use whatever product you like for the new sealer.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 20, 2018 01:04 AM (0bu2O)
Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable at December 20, 2018 01:06 AM (0OmEj)
479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMZNx7bxZes
Posted by: Adriane the War is Bad, Slavery is Worse Critic ... at December 20, 2018 12:59 AM (LPnfS)
Lol, that was good.
Posted by: rickl at December 20, 2018 01:07 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 20, 2018 01:08 AM (pzswX)
Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable at December 20, 2018 01:08 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2018 01:09 AM (2YhrB)
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Hmm. So maybe ripping up the asbestos tile myself is not a good idea.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2018 01:11 AM (V+A8w)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at December 20, 2018 01:14 AM (MQjX1)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR)
Apparently they're dieting ...
Posted by: Adriane the War is Bad, Slavery is Worse Critic ... at December 20, 2018 01:15 AM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 20, 2018 01:16 AM (pzswX)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at December 20, 2018 01:14 AM (MQjX1)
Nobody cared about me before I put on the tuck tape.
Posted by: Mike Obama at December 20, 2018 01:17 AM (ZUUI1)
Posted by: ramondo at December 20, 2018 01:18 AM (UtNGx)
Posted by: ramondo
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The rate of contribution is going to have to go up, a lot, if it is to be meaningful.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2018 01:23 AM (sc/gu)
Posted by: ramondo at December 20, 2018 01:24 AM (UtNGx)
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Even w/ that happening, then what?
Posted by: dDan at December 20, 2018 01:26 AM (hwYmz)
Posted by: ramondo at December 20, 2018 01:18 AM (UtNGx)
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it's almost as if the idea is popular with the public...
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 20, 2018 01:26 AM (zJ7J0)
Neither was me staying up this late.
Goodnight.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 20, 2018 01:28 AM (0bu2O)
Posted by: dDan
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You got me. Donate sections of wall to the Gov't?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2018 01:30 AM (gdP3k)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 20, 2018 01:31 AM (Hmagm)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2018 01:33 AM (gdP3k)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 20, 2018 01:33 AM (Hmagm)
There was a young girl named Longet
Who came to Aspen to play
Along came a Spider, and sat down beside her
And she blew the poor ****** away.
Small world.
Posted by: Burger Chef at December 20, 2018 01:34 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2018 01:30 AM (gdP3k)
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Appreciate response.
Glad it's happening.
From site, seems like things are being researched.
Posted by: dDan at December 20, 2018 01:38 AM (hwYmz)
Blocking a bike lane? She complained about that?
And I'd like to burn ALL of those bullshit parking placards.
I hate to say it but I would tell her to kill herself, too.
Of course, Kevin Parker (Parker? Really?) should not just kill himself but torture himself to death. So, there's that. Maybe they could both run over each other in the bike lane ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 20, 2018 01:39 AM (ndSD+)
who has read Michelle's college thesis-a document so illiterate and
incoherent that it was written, as Christopher Hitchens put it, in "no
known language"-will chuckle heartily at this one"
Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2018 10:52 PM (QI remember reading the first part of her "honors" thesis back in the day and thinking, "Good grief! I know high school students in my day that could have written a better theme paper than this incoherent garbage!" I was truly appalled at the fact that ANY university could consider this "thesis" worthy of more than a "C" grade, much less an honors designation.
Posted by: Grannymimi at December 20, 2018 01:45 AM (u5LFV)
I think you mean bloodbath.
Yes, but I prefer it my way.
i feel younger already!
Posted by: elizabeth bathory at December 20, 2018 01:50 AM (pP50C)
that being said, there's a lot of people in this town that have one because they pay their doctor good money to fill out the form.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 20, 2018 01:55 AM (zJ7J0)
i got a headache after maybe a page and a half, at most.
turgid and illiterate are the first words that come to mind.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 20, 2018 01:59 AM (zJ7J0)
It doesn't matter who wins elections any more, anyone studying the last three or four decades of American history can see that the democrats remain in charge no matter what.
Sorry about the cynicism.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 20, 2018 02:01 AM (l9m7l)
not that i ski, or even like being cold.
https://www.mtbachelor.com/conditions-report/
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 20, 2018 02:02 AM (zJ7J0)
Cat watching video of it's dead owner.It certainly seems to have an emotional reaction...
https://youtu.be/J0ukONZDgAE
Thanks, steevy. ♥ from Milady.
Posted by: mindful webworker - 3 Days 'til Solstice at December 20, 2018 02:03 AM (UhAl7)
Posted by: ramondo
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The rate of contribution is going to have to go up, a lot, if it is to be meaningful.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 20, 2018 01:23 AM (sc/gu)
$26 M for 1 mile.
Posted by: Surfperch at December 20, 2018 02:08 AM (X//Zo)
i tried reading her "thesis" back in the day...
i got a headache after maybe a page and a half, at most.
turgid and illiterate are the first words that come to mind.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 20, 2018 01:59 AM (zJ7J0
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I think when Michelle O says she's sat at the most powerful tables and they're not that smart, her intent is solely to insult wypipo -- whymen especially. She's talking to her followers and telling them not to be intimidated.
The thing is, she's probably right, because she's always sitting with liberals. Bloviating, ignorant, hypocritical, out-of-touch, lazy-minded elitists who'd rather die than drink a lukewarm latte and rather drink a lukewarm latte than think things through.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 20, 2018 02:08 AM (oGNNA)
It doesn't matter...
Yeah, yeah, yah.
Did you see
boulder terlit hobo #147
du bist es nicht wert
youtu.be/jAihD-3Owys
?
I know, kinda different league, but yknow what? It reminded me of your animations. watch learn imitate exert confidently learn grow befund yourself. Anyway, just to say.
That's about it for me. I'm 200 +_ comments behind and will not be catching up.
Always check the nic link for webworks.
💤💤💤💤💤
Posted by: mindful webworker - 3 Days 'til Solstice at December 20, 2018 02:10 AM (UhAl7)
Guest stars on tonight's episode of Mannix on MeTV include Fionnula Flanagan, Joseph Campanella, Laraine Stephens, and Burgess Meredith.
The Crimson Halo: Mannix is hired by attorney Noah Otway to find out why someone tried
to kill Otway's client, Dr. Graham Aspinall, a renowned surgeon whose
specialty is removing tumors that are otherwise believed to be
inoperable. Despite the doctor's denials that anyone has a motive to
kill him, Mannix comes to believe otherwise when he barely saves
Aspinall from a second attempt on his life. And Mannix discovers that
there are several people who might have a motive to kill Dr. Aspinall --
including the second-in-command at his medical institute; the boyfriend
of one of Aspinall's research assistants; and even his wife.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 20, 2018 02:13 AM (oGNNA)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 20, 2018 02:01 AM (l9m7l)
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you're not cynical at all....
you're experienced.
that's what i always tell people.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 20, 2018 02:20 AM (zJ7J0)
Low wage Republicans don't want it built either ...
Posted by: Adriane the War is Bad, Slavery is Worse Critic ... at December 20, 2018 02:23 AM (LPnfS)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 20, 2018 02:25 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 20, 2018 02:26 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 20, 2018 02:28 AM (Pg+x7)
manic started as an employee of a high tech investigation company.
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From diligent study of episode summaries, I believe Joe Campanella was his "boss" at the computer company. I guess he lost that gig when the series was rewritten and Mannix went freelance, but guess what? On tonight's episode, he's guest-starring as a surgeon.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 20, 2018 02:28 AM (oGNNA)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 20, 2018 02:29 AM (oGNNA)
Welcome to the wonderful world of affirmative action.
One of the reasons why Michelle has such a chip on her shoulder is she knows she was not subjected to the same standards that the typical Princeton student was subject to.
There are certainly excellent black students at elite schools, but there are a lot of black students there merely to get the minority numbers up.
Caltech, which probably comes closest to a pure merit-based admissions standard, has 1% black students (and 40% Asian).
This generates a lot of rage in people who suspect that the only reason why they are at an elite institution is skin color.
Posted by: The ARC of History at December 20, 2018 02:33 AM (I2/tG)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 20, 2018 02:35 AM (Pg+x7)
You can thank Lucy, Lucille Ball, for saving Mannix. The first season, where Mannix worked for Campanella at the high tech PI/surveillance firm with all the fancy computers, was a flop.
It was Lucy, who was still head of Desilu at the time, who revamped it. She didn't like computers.
And you can also thank Lucy for helping get Star Trek on the air. The first pilot with Captain Pike was a flop with the suits -- they deemed it "too cerebral".
Lucy, good friends with Rodenberry, helped convinced said suits to give him another chance with a second pilot.
So you can thank Lucy for both Mannix and Star Trek.
Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 20, 2018 03:01 AM (f1Vqw)
Who knows, maybe other people tear those little windows open, looking for the fattiest packages.
I do all the grocery shopping, and have for decades.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 20, 2018 03:02 AM (Z4rgH)
Mannix also guest starred on an episode of "Here's Lucy" in the 4th season. Lucy hit Mannix over the head and knocked him out, of course.
"Here's Lucy" was her third series, after "I love Lucy" and "The Lucy Show". It's not as well remembered as the first two, but it did just as well in the ratings.
If you remember, she tried a 4th one much later, but it flopped. Sad.
Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 20, 2018 03:07 AM (f1Vqw)
I loved Lucy when I was four years old. My mom used to plop me down in front of it and I never even noticed it was black and white.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 20, 2018 03:17 AM (oGNNA)
Flights are grounded over 10 hours at Gatwick airport in London because of drones flying in a no-fly zone at the airport.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 20, 2018 03:28 AM (oGNNA)
by federal grading standards, if bacon doesn't have enough fat, it isn't top grade.
true story. there's a brand out there, "Best Buy" i think, that is always cheaper than the name brand stuff, and it always has MOAR meat than them too.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 20, 2018 03:37 AM (zJ7J0)
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 20, 2018 03:58 AM (zJ7J0)
Posted by: Fluffy...Bill Kristol`s eavesdropping cat at December 20, 2018 04:11 AM (yhf6w)
Posted by: LASue at December 20, 2018 04:19 AM (XROPS)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 20, 2018 04:24 AM (ZejZP)
Posted by: Otto (Pilot,retired) at December 20, 2018 04:30 AM (cYsU8)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 20, 2018 04:35 AM (3CHEq)
Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2018 04:40 AM (/rm4P)
anyone studying the last three or four decades of American history can
see that the democrats remain in charge no matter what.
Sorry about the cynicism.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 20, 2018 02:01 AM (l9m7l)
One of the big reasons is that they are just naturally inclined toward government. It doesn't matter what the question is, the answer is a government program. People who think that's more true than not tend to find themselves in the Democrat camp, and people who think it's less tue tend to find themselves in the Republican camp. So if you're looking at who runs government, that's naturally going to be Democrats as a rule. That's why we need to reduce government wherever it crops up.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 20, 2018 04:41 AM (3CHEq)
And Ace Frehley.
And re: pickle pie...there's a pizza place here in town that serves a pickle pizza. They claim it's a big seller. Ummmm, no. I'll pass.
Posted by: Antisocialist at December 20, 2018 04:47 AM (zbv1b)
Posted by: Vic at December 20, 2018 04:53 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2018 04:53 AM (/rm4P)
SultanKnish - What the Russian Trolls were really doing in 2016
Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2018 05:04 AM (/rm4P)
Posted by: Clinton crime wave at December 20, 2018 05:10 AM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2018 05:12 AM (/rm4P)
I'm awake after a long day yesterday. Chiro in the morn, then a trip for both of us to the Rockford Spine Center which was a drive. Bonus...we got to eat Chick Fil A in Rockford, delish.
Posted by: Farmer at December 20, 2018 05:27 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2018 05:29 AM (/rm4P)
Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2018 05:33 AM (/rm4P)
Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2018 05:38 AM (/rm4P)
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 20, 2018 01:55 AM (zJ7J0)
Sorry to here that red. Looks like we are headed that way. We both have spine/back issues and got back from the spine center today. J now has "dropped foot" where her foot/lower leg is numb to the point of uselessness.
508 i tried reading her "thesis" back in the day...
i got a headache after maybe a page and a half, at most. turgid and illiterate are the first words that come to mind.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 20, 2018 01:59
I've not subjected myself to reading it, but my MIL did. She grew up in Moochelle's neighborhood a generation earlier, was curious. Said it wasn't HS worthy, just crap.
Posted by: Farmer at December 20, 2018 05:41 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Farmer at December 20, 2018 05:42 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Farmer at December 20, 2018 05:43 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2018 05:33
Got an email the other day from Krogers offering a discount on my first delivered purchase. Went to check it out and they don't deliver in our small town.
WTF, there's good corporate planning? In today's world they should easily be able to target what towns they deliver to. Now I'm pissed off at 'em, not a good strategy.
Posted by: Farmer at December 20, 2018 05:50 AM (yJ1e6)
Last day of toil before Christmas vacation. Asked the big, big boss yesterday to let me go after the first of the year. He doesn't have to but if he does, I'll get a severance package due to years of service and age.
We'll see.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 20, 2018 05:51 AM (9rIkM)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 20, 2018 05:52 AM (9rIkM)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 20, 2018 05:55 AM (LsBY9)
I could make a run for top 10 posters if I could stay up that long.
Not likely.
Posted by: Farmer at December 20, 2018 05:56 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2018 05:59 AM (/rm4P)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 20, 2018 05:52
If you have their card the first order is something like 15% off. That's why I looked into it.
Stock up on that order, you never have to use it again if you don't want to.
Posted by: Farmer at December 20, 2018 06:01 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2018 06:04 AM (/rm4P)
Let's get out there and shame the lunatics by living a good life today.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 20, 2018 05:55
G' morn Hadrian. I'm gonna do something good today and figure what to get my best volunteer for her 90th. That's on the 26th.
I'll take her J's cookies as usual ,but what else for someone that age? J suggested a bouguet or Christmas plant, I might go that route.
Posted by: Farmer at December 20, 2018 06:05 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2018 06:06 AM (/rm4P)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2018 06:08 AM (EKicJ)
Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2018 06:09 AM (/rm4P)
Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2018 06:10 AM (/rm4P)
Now streaming the Introduction and Polonaise by Carl Heinrich Jacobi, performed by bassoonist Karen Geoghegan.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 20, 2018 06:10 AM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2018 06:11 AM (EKicJ)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at December 20, 2018 06:13 AM (JCm4W)
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 20, 2018 06:16 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2018 06:16 AM (/rm4P)
Went to bed early last night because I don't have time to sleep in.
Did I miss anything?
Posted by: ALH at December 20, 2018 06:18 AM (cS3Yq)
Flights are grounded over 10 hours at Gatwick airport in London because of drones flying in a no-fly zone at the airport.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 20, 2018 03:28 AM
Yellow vest types engaging in a little civil disobedience?
Posted by: Newest Nic at December 20, 2018 06:20 AM (jYje5)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2018 06:20 AM (EKicJ)
Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2018 06:09
Our local Krogers gives 15% off if you buy 6 bottles of wine or booze. My go to is Bay Bridge Merlot, after the discount it's 2.54 a bottle...and drinkable!
Posted by: Farmer at December 20, 2018 06:23 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 20, 2018 06:24 AM (xzezz)
Posted by: JT at December 20, 2018 06:31 AM (aezS1)
Went to bed early last night because I don't have time to sleep in.
Did I miss anything?
Posted by: ALH at December 20, 2018
Nope. The greatest country in the history of the world is still going to shit.
Sorry to be so negative, maybe some of this will turn around w/ Trump.
I'm actually positive as HILLARY WILL NEVER BE PRESIDENT!!!!
Posted by: Farmer at December 20, 2018 06:33 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 20, 2018 06:34 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 20, 2018 03:28 AM
Yellow vest types engaging in a little civil disobedience?
Posted by: Newest Nic
Watch how quick they come up with a broad frequency jammer to cover drone bands.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 20, 2018 06:34 AM (xzezz)
Posted by: Colin at December 20, 2018 06:36 AM (zLmpP)
Posted by: rickb223
I once saw Broad Frequency Jammers open for Ides of March at the Auditorium Theater
Posted by: Bruce at December 20, 2018 06:37 AM (8ikIW)
Wegmans in my (PA) area has a separate store within the store. Beer and wine only is my memory. Pricey stuff. You can't buy a case of beer, two six-packs only. You must leave the store and come back in again to buy another two six packs.
I mean they have a great selection of some obscure brands, but they knock your socks off with price.
Posted by: Newest Nic at December 20, 2018 06:40 AM (jYje5)
Have a serene day, everyone. Blessings on you all. May the gifts of Christmas please and satisfy.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 20, 2018 06:41 AM (hyuyC)
Hey Bruce. nice weather here in N IL, got to 50 here today. I could take more of this, but maybe snow this weekend?
Posted by: Farmer at December 20, 2018 06:41 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Farmer
More strange weather. No snow showing for our area, but I wouldn't mind it getting colder after Christmas. Otherwise me and the guys will have a tough time ice fishing at the end of January
Posted by: Bruce at December 20, 2018 06:43 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Colin at December 20, 2018 06:44 AM (zLmpP)
Posted by: Newest Nic at December 20, 2018 06:48 AM (jYje5)
Posted by: Newest Nic
They learning a hole knew crop of peeple to tell us wat were duing rong
Posted by: Bruce at December 20, 2018 06:50 AM (8ikIW)
TY for your help.
Posted by: Farmer at December 20, 2018 06:52 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 20, 2018 06:52 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Cheery Optimist 2019 at December 20, 2018 06:54 AM (VWiVo)
Posted by: Bruce at December 20, 2018 06:55 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Farmer at December 20, 2018 06:55 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 20, 2018 06:55 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at December 20, 2018 06:13 AM
At least there's some light hearted shit going on this morning. I can't tell you how much I look forward to hearing that each day.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 20, 2018 06:56 AM (07mXI)
Posted by: Colin at December 20, 2018 06:57 AM (zLmpP)
of Residents 25 and Older Who Never Finished 9th Grade; No. 50 in High
School Graduates
Posted by: Newest Nic at December 20, 2018 06:48 AM (jYje5)
That's shameful. I wonder how much money they spend per administrator, I mean, student.
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 20, 2018 06:57 AM (lwiT4)
Least-Educated State: California No. 1 in Percentage of Residents 25 and Older Who Never Finished 9th Grade; No. 50 in High School Graduates
Posted by: Newest Nic
Obviously California schools are starved for funds. Higher taxes will solve this!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 20, 2018 06:57 AM (LsBY9)
$1.83 at Get Go(Giant Eagle) in New Albany,OH yesterday..
Posted by: Tuna at December 20, 2018 06:58 AM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Colin
You mileage may vary.
Professional driver on closed course.
Drink responsibly.
Do not take Cojutify if you are allergic to Cojutify.
You can keep you doctor......
Posted by: Bruce at December 20, 2018 06:59 AM (8ikIW)
It's offensive to schizophrenics.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 20, 2018 07:00 AM (xzezz)
Posted by: Farmer at December 20, 2018 06:55 AM (yJ1e6)
Isn't that Hillary's line...but she says I ain't know way tarred, and ready to take over as soon as Pence and Nancy is disposed of.
Posted by: Colin at December 20, 2018 07:00 AM (zLmpP)
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 20, 2018 07:01 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Farmer at December 20, 2018 07:01 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Newest Nic at December 20, 2018 07:02 AM (jYje5)
Posted by: Newest Nic
They could lower the metric to "who never finished third grade" and the percentage would stay the same.
Thanks illegals!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 20, 2018 07:02 AM (xzezz)
''Paid $1.74 for gas at Sams yesterday in Sherman TX.''
$1.83 at Get Go(Giant Eagle) in New Albany,OH yesterday..
Posted by: Tuna at December 20, 2018 06:58 AM (jm1YL)
Yes, but it's generic slop, the American cheese of gasoline. Californians are fortunate to pay extra for sophisticated, artisanal gasoline, just like they have in Europe.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 20, 2018 07:02 AM (LsBY9)
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 20, 2018 07:02 AM (lwiT4)
LOL
Posted by: Tuna at December 20, 2018 07:03 AM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Bruce at December 20, 2018 07:03 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Bruce
Que, senor?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 20, 2018 07:04 AM (xzezz)
Wow! That vet who started the GoFundMe has a Moron approved wife. What a babe. Scroll down.
http://www.gofundme.com/TheTrumpWall
Posted by: Newest Nic at December 20, 2018 07:05 AM (jYje5)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 20, 2018 07:05 AM (BJlbN)
Posted by: grammie winger
Maybe God wants to see if you have a sense of humor.
Through a straw, I believe, is the Hillary Clinton meal.
The lime wedges can be tricky though
Posted by: Bruce at December 20, 2018 07:06 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Colin at December 20, 2018 07:06 AM (zLmpP)
Posted by: Colin at December 20, 2018 07:00
I think it's a hoot that some think shillary will run again in 2020. GO FOR IT!
LMAO
Posted by: Farmer at December 20, 2018 07:06 AM (yJ1e6)
Dang. Praying for a more than speedy recovery!!
Posted by: Tuna at December 20, 2018 07:07 AM (jm1YL)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 20, 2018 07:07 AM (xzezz)
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 20, 2018 07:07 AM (lwiT4)
Trump ought to invite this GoFundMe starting triple amputee vet and his wife and family to the White House and shame the hell out of Nancy Pelosi and crew. What a photo op.
Posted by: Newest Nic at December 20, 2018 07:08 AM (jYje5)
The lime wedges can be tricky though
I'm practicing!
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 20, 2018 07:09 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Bruce at December 20, 2018 07:10 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 20, 2018 07:10 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Bruce at December 20, 2018 07:10 AM
I'm sure he still knows how to use a rifle. Plus, no jury would ever convict if he blew a bunch of them the hell up.
Posted by: Newest Nic at December 20, 2018 07:12 AM (jYje5)
Posted by: Colin at December 20, 2018 07:14 AM (zLmpP)
For. The. Wall.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 20, 2018 07:07 AM (xzezz)
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Let's say they raise $5 billion. Hawaiian judge will say Trump lacks spending authority to spend the money. Trump will go to court for three years trying to prove otherwise.
Posted by: MAGA at December 20, 2018 07:16 AM (NV7vW)
Well I am not embarrased to admit I am wearing out here. Going back and forth between home and Portsmouth VA 2-3 times a month is beating me down. LOL...Thanks G-D the USNS Comfort is back. I need a break
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 20, 2018 07:16 AM (m8J9w)
Posted by: Bruce at December 20, 2018 07:17 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 20, 2018 07:17 AM (m8J9w)
Posted by: MAGA at December 20, 2018 07:16 AM
From the GoFundMe page:
Republican Representative Steven Palazzo of Mississippi is introducing legislation to direct the Treasury Department to issue government savings bonds which would allow us to fund the wall this method. This is just one option, there are others on the table being discussed.
Posted by: Newest Nic at December 20, 2018 07:19 AM (jYje5)
Oh, you want a wall, well screw you.
Oh, budget cuts, sit on it and spin.
Posted by: MAGA at December 20, 2018 07:20 AM (NV7vW)
The 2020 Dem Primary is gonna be a circus inside a carnival wrapped in an enema.
Posted by: JT at December 20, 2018 07:21 AM (aezS1)
Republican Representative Steven Palazzo of Mississippi is introducing legislation to direct the Treasury Department to issue government savings bonds which would allow us to fund the wall this method. This is just one option, there are others on the table being discussed.
Posted by: Newest Nic at December 20, 2018 07:19 AM (jYje5)
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And when that doesn't pass?
Posted by: MAGA at December 20, 2018 07:21 AM (NV7vW)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 20, 2018 07:17 AM (m8J9w)
My spider-senses were pinged about that guy during the Flynn
hearings. I don't think he's the Deux Ex Machina some are hoping for.
Posted by: JayDubWalker at December 20, 2018 07:20 AM
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My take (and others have said this also) is that he is pi$$ed at flynn for not accepting his offer to withdraw his plea deal and opting for a trial.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 20, 2018 07:22 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: clutch at December 20, 2018 07:23 AM (kiSdp)
Posted by: Newest Nic
Supposedly, Ted Cruz wants to use El Chapo's siezed $14 billion for the wall. Keep seeing it pop up on Fb.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 20, 2018 07:24 AM (xzezz)
Posted by: Colin at December 20, 2018 07:24 AM (zLmpP)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 20, 2018 07:24 AM (m8J9w)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 20, 2018 07:17 AM (m8J9w)
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He did get Team Mueller to admit in court Flynn never committed treason and didn't operate as a foreign agent.
I believe the second one is what they where holding over Flynn.
At this time, however, if Flynn is willing to take the deal, he should get the deal.
Most likely Trump will pardon him.
Posted by: MAGA at December 20, 2018 07:26 AM (NV7vW)
No one, not the prsecution ever charge Flynn with treason...Thatdumb fuck sullivan had NO right or business even mentioning the word.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 20, 2018 07:27 AM (m8J9w)
The federal government spends about $6.85 million per minute
So 5 billion dollars for the wall equals one hour and fifteen minutes of spending.
Posted by: Newest Nic at December 20, 2018 07:28 AM (jYje5)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 20, 2018 07:27 AM (m8J9w)
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Sure they didn't charge him with treason. But the entire Mueller charade is predicated on the assumption that Trump and company were engaged in treasonous activities with Russia.
Posted by: MAGA at December 20, 2018 07:30 AM (NV7vW)
What companies make up Chamber of Commerce that fight the wall so fiercely?
Posted by: clutch at December 20, 2018 07:30 AM (kiSdp)
Posted by: Newest Nic
How much for a 'High Speed Wall"?
Posted by: Bruce at December 20, 2018 07:31 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Newest Nic at December 20, 2018 07:28 AM (jYje5)
So, lunch and a coffee break.
Posted by: Cheery Optimist 2019 at December 20, 2018 07:31 AM (VWiVo)
Here's a great American helping another. The triple amputee GoFundMe starting vet:
The Gary Sinise Foundation also built me and my family a home.
https://www.woundedwarriorproject.org
Posted by: Newest Nic at December 20, 2018 07:31 AM (jYje5)
Radio stations are pulling the Christmas song, "Do You Hear What I Hear?" from their broadcasts.
It's offensive to schizophrenics.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 20, 2018 07:00 AM (xzezz)
Oh, I'm definitely stealing this one!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 20, 2018 07:31 AM (UsCnO)
The federal government spends about $6.85 million per minute
So 5 billion dollars for the wall equals one hour and fifteen minutes of spending.
Posted by: Newest Nic at December 20, 2018 07:28 AM (jYje5)
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That don't mean the Wall is getting built.
Posted by: MAGA at December 20, 2018 07:31 AM (NV7vW)
Posted by: Bruce at December 20, 2018 07:31 AM (8ikIW)
That should be used, California would jump at the chance to make it high speed. No matter what the cost.
Posted by: Colin at December 20, 2018 07:34 AM (zLmpP)
Posted by: lowandslow at December 20, 2018 07:34 AM (4thlk)
Posted by: JAS at December 19, 2018 11:00 PM (3HNOQ)
Can't blame her; if she'd been a white man Barack might be interested.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at December 20, 2018 07:34 AM (VaN/j)
Posted by: Jean at December 20, 2018 07:36 AM (sFO1P)
No one, not the prsecution ever charge Flynn with treason...Thatdumb fuck sullivan had NO right or business even mentioning the word.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 20, 2018 07:27 AM (m8J9w)
There's a different take over at American Thinker. (Wouldn't be surprised if it makes JJ's link list.)
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at December 20, 2018 07:37 AM (VaN/j)
Posted by: Jean at December 20, 2018 07:36 AM (sFO1P)
Me too, morning all.
Posted by: spypeach at December 20, 2018 07:37 AM (TQEpc)
Posted by: Colin at December 20, 2018 07:38 AM (zLmpP)
Posted by: clutch
Restaurants and General Contractors; small businesses who get hammered by labor costs
Posted by: Jean at December 20, 2018 07:38 AM (sFO1P)
Posted by: Jean at December 20, 2018 07:36 AM (sFO1P)
Me too, morning all.
Posted by: spypeach
Always in good company
Posted by: Jean at December 20, 2018 07:39 AM (sFO1P)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 20, 2018 06:52 AM (JUOKG)
Go Austin College...my alma mater!
Posted by: Charlotte the sailor at December 20, 2018 07:41 AM (lGLBx)
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 20, 2018 07:41 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 20, 2018 07:42 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: grammie winger
It's supposed to be tomorrow
Posted by: Bruce at December 20, 2018 07:43 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
Like The Simpsons monorail
Posted by: Bruce at December 20, 2018 07:44 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Bruce at December 20, 2018 07:43 AM (8ikIW)
Thanks Bruce. I might set my hair on fire, just for the light alone.
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 20, 2018 07:44 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 20, 2018 07:41 AM
Yes.
Just remember what my grandparents used to say:
''As the days begin to lengthen, the cold begins to strengthen.''
Posted by: Newest Nic at December 20, 2018 07:44 AM (jYje5)
Posted by: grammie winger
Tomorrow is the winter solstice grammie.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 20, 2018 07:44 AM (xzezz)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 20, 2018 07:44 AM (EKicJ)
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 20, 2018 07:44 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: grammie winger
Yeah, the gray days get kind of long. Can you go outside?
Posted by: Bruce at December 20, 2018 07:45 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Bruce at December 20, 2018 07:45 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Bruce at December 20, 2018 07:45 AM (8ikIW)
Good idea. Maybe I'll drag my lawn chair into the driveway.
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 20, 2018 07:46 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 20, 2018 07:46 AM (lLeln)
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