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Monday Overnight Open Thread (12/17/18 )
Quote I
Lying to the press isn’t a crime, and paying money to cover up an affair isn’t a crime, either, even if you’re running for president. If these were crimes, John Edwards would be on death row.Ann Coulter
Quote II
“So there’s plenty of opportunity for Republicans if they just pause, look at the world as it really is, and try to come up with something in the tradition of Lincoln and Eisenhower and other great Republicans.” Gov. Jerry Brown (D-CA)Quote III
“McSally strikes me as an unwise choice for a number of reasons,” “She’s like an NFL team that plays down to its opponents’ level – and she’ll be tasked with running for re-election immediately. Ben Domenech
Because we know your late father-in-law was such a stalwart conservative standing up to the progressive movement.
Reason #3,349 not to live in New Jersey.
This law is one of those “sensible restrictions” on gun ownership that liberals like to talk about but that criminals will ignore as the judge who ruled the law constitutional says that despite the asterisk put next to the Second Amendment by the court assures us there is nothing to worry about: The law, signed by Gov. Phil Murphy in June along with five other new gun laws, gave New Jersey gun owners who currently possess the magazines in question 180 days to either surrender them, permanently modify them to only accept up to 10 rounds, or transfer them to somebody who is allowed to legally own them. The deadline is set to expire on Monday. A lawsuit brought by the Association of New Jersey Rifle and Pistol Clubs and supported by the National Rifle Association failed on Thursday as the 3rd Circuit Court of Appeals declared the confiscation law constitutional. Any civilian caught in possession of a magazine capable of holding more than 10 rounds may be arrested and prosecuted. Possession of such magazines after the deadline will be considered a crime of the fourth degree under state law and carry up to 18 months in prison and up to $10,000 in fines or both. Nearly all modern full-size or compact handguns and rifles sold in the United States come standard with magazines capable of holding more than 10 rounds of ammunition…
Not content to leave impressionable youth alone, Hillary Clinton gives advice to a third grade girl.
Clinton decided to send Morales a letter, telling her she knows what it’s like to run in a contest among boys. “While I know you may have been disappointed that you did not win President, I am so proud of you for deciding to run in the first place. As I know too well, it’s not easy when you stand up and put yourself in contention for a role that’s only been sought by boys,” she wrote in her letter, dated Dec. 6. “The most important thing is that you fought for what you believed in, and that is always worth it.”
Schools in Brighton have been ordered to teach children as young as eight that people “of all genders” can have periods, as well as to install sanitary waste disposal units in every toilet room.
The instructions were included in guidelines published by the local council earlier this month on ‘Taking a Period Positive Approach in Brighton & Hove Schools’, which assert there is “more work to do across all settings to prevent and reduce stigma related to periods and talking about periods”.
Everything you wanted to know about Porn Stats. Hawt searches. H/T redc1c4
According to Dr. Laurie Betito, Director of the Pornhub Sexual Wellness Center, “searches like these serve as an indication that people use this site to not only satisfy sexual urges but also to get a different angle on something they are already interested in. To see a famous character or hot topic in a sexual context.”
Awkward vintage Christmas albums.
And you thought I just made this stuff up. Didn't you?
It is easier to ask for forgiveness rather than permission. Not always.
In San Francisco, property speculators have made a game out of tearing down historically protected homes, then retroactively applying for demolition permits, and using the now-empty lots to build massive mansions that sell for millions. Ross Johnstone says that he's not a speculator at all, and that the reason he knocked down modernist architect Richard Neutra's 1936 Twin Peaks Largent House at 49 Hopkins Ave. had nothing to do with the extra money he'd get from increasing the floor plan from 1,300 square feet to about 4,000 (he says he wanted to move his family into the larger house). The San Francisco City Planning Commission didn't buy this argument, nor the argument that the house had lost its historic character in earlier remodels and was therefore not worthy of preservation. Instead, they've ordered Johnstone to build an exact replica of the house he tore down, "executed beautifully in a way that would be consistent with the home’s original expression," and to post a plaque recounting the history of the house.
Hey, it isn't Yoko............
DUH!!!
Having sex may be one way older adults can feel better and enjoy life more, suggests a new paper published in the journal Sexual Medicine. “The general conception is that older adults are not as sexually active as younger adults, or not sexually active at all,” says study co-author Lee Smith, a reader in epidemiology at Anglia Ruskin University in the U.K. “Sexual activity does decline as we age, but older adults are not asexual.” In fact, other recent research found that many American seniors have active sex lives; 40% of the people surveyed, who were between age 65 and 80, said they were having sex.
So, you want us to stop using fossil fuels. What are we supposed to use? Solar, wind? What do you need to have to build those power sources?
If we want to stop climate change, we’ll have to stop pumping out carbon dioxide into the atmosphere. In order to do that, we’ll need to replace all the sources of carbon pollution—like fossil fuel plants and combustion vehicles—with clean, renewable alternatives. But there’s a problem: According to a new study, we might not have enough materials to make that happen. Plenty of high-tech electronic components, like solar panels, rechargeable batteries, and complex circuits, require specific rare metals. These can include magnetic neodymium, electronic indium, and silver, along with lesser-known metals like praseodymium, dysprosium, and terbium. These metals are mined in large quantities in countries around the world, and they make their way into the supply chains of all sorts of electronics and renewables companies
Meet a marginalised writer,” and an “artist and influencer,No it's not Bill Kristol but Mr Roy G Guzmán,
My heart was a dystopian berry budding in water tiger lilies claiming hocus-pocus wonder. I was broken vanity, vixen vase, victorious tête- à-tête — the Scrabble game nobody won because the tiles aspired speculums. Ocean-misaligned brook / brook-misaligned agua — where else could these gospels have dawned if not in the bellies of men hyenaing a becoming?There's more, read up Horde.
Pub crawl + Santa outfits, didn't see this happening......Genius Awards.
Fourteen people were arrested at Hoboken's Santacon on Saturday, including one man who punched a police sergeant in the face, the police chief said on Twitter. Chief Ken Ferrante was tweeting real-time updates of the police response to SantaCon, a bar crawl in which participants dress in Santa costumes. Two officers were hurt in a fight near Cadillac Cantina, he said. One of the officers was hospitalized with a dislocated thumb, the other was punched in the face
Genius Award Winner and Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day story all wrapped into one.
A young Alton man received a holiday miracle Tuesday evening after his car was reported stolen from the parking lot across the street from Bossanova last Saturday. Daniel Harris was going to seek some Christmas cheer at the Bossanova Christmas party following the theft of his 2009 Chevrolet Cobalt and the news insurance would not cover the vehicle. Heavy with the thought he would have to invest in a whole new ride, Harris was not expecting the news he received – his car had been found and recovered.
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Math.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: ALH at December 17, 2018 09:57 PM (cS3Yq)
Posted by: Agitator at December 17, 2018 09:57 PM (atO6j)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 17, 2018 09:58 PM (mfOi4)
Posted by: ALH at December 17, 2018 09:58 PM (cS3Yq)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2018 09:58 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: wing at December 17, 2018 09:58 PM (JFzNN)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at December 17, 2018 09:58 PM (CLcKT)
I look forward to seeing you on the bullet train to nowhere in The Year 2525.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 17, 2018 09:59 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 17, 2018 09:59 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 17, 2018 09:59 PM (DMUuz)
You're welcome
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 17, 2018 10:00 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2018 10:00 PM (8SO/o)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2018 10:00 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 17, 2018 10:00 PM (dUJdY)
Posted earlier today. Still a very good dea.
Posted by: Agitator at December 17, 2018 10:00 PM (atO6j)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 17, 2018 10:01 PM (438dO)
According to a new study, we might not have enough materials to make that happen.
"Guess you flyover losers will have to die in the dark." - G. Will, K. Williamson, W. Kristol, et al.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2018 10:02 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2018 10:02 PM (aKsyK)
Holy Crap! I made the Wall of Shame on my work laptop.
The sad part is, I got a lot of work related stuff done last week.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 17, 2018 10:02 PM (DwvNG)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 17, 2018 10:02 PM (ZejZP)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 17, 2018 10:03 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 17, 2018 10:03 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2018 10:03 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 17, 2018 10:03 PM (DwvNG)
Posted by: Adriane the But I Like Maps Better than GPS Critic ... at December 17, 2018 10:03 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2018 10:03 PM (sdi6R)
I went to a Catholic service tonight, and the priest mentioned the incident. It happened in a small Michigan community, and it was a young priest. The priest at the service tonight was heartbroken by what happened and horrified, since the job of a priest is to comfort the grieving. He also mentioned that none of use know what plagued the poor person who took his life.
As it turns out, the Archdioceses of Detroit apologized, and the priest asked us to pray for all families who are dealing with heartbreak over the holiday season due to death and illness.
Posted by: shibumi at December 17, 2018 10:04 PM (UyW0o)
Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2018 10:00 PM (8SO/o)
This is all I got right now. Make it last.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqU11H9_Wqo
Posted by: hogmartin at December 17, 2018 10:04 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Kreplach at December 17, 2018 10:04 PM (qxq6t)
Posted by: ALH at December 17, 2018 10:04 PM (cS3Yq)
Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2018 10:04 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at December 17, 2018 10:04 PM (CLcKT)
Welp, you can really tell it's Christmastime here in LA County. Everywhere you go, you can hear:
"Have a great holiday, dumbass!!
"Merry Christmas, asshole!"
"Happy Hannukah, mother*#&@$r!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2018 10:05 PM (miE9U)
Also, good evening everyone.
Posted by: Dr. T at December 17, 2018 10:05 PM (2PXwn)
Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2018 10:05 PM (NLLmE)
Nuclear power plants or shut the hell up.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
They are more afraid of those than they are of climate change.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2018 10:05 PM (aKsyK)
And I found two pennies. TWO! My Thanksgiving list for next year just got a bump.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 17, 2018 10:05 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: SMH at December 17, 2018 10:05 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 17, 2018 10:06 PM (PkVlr)
I look forward to seeing you on the bullet train to nowhere in The Year 2525.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 17, 2018 09:59 PM (EZebt)
In the year 2525, if man is still alive, if woman can survive, we may ride.
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 17, 2018 10:06 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 17, 2018 10:07 PM (ffYR/)
Also, good evening everyone.
Posted by: Dr. T at December 17, 2018 10:05 PM (2PXwn)
It can't be wrong, the equation was not going to cost the one who had the card
Maybe
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 17, 2018 10:07 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2018 10:05 PM (aKsyK)
They don't want solutions. They want problems.
Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2018 10:07 PM (NLLmE)
I could be wrong. The derivative is throwing me off.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 17, 2018 10:07 PM (DwvNG)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 17, 2018 10:07 PM (myjNJ)
Back before I turned 29, the 1st time, I could have solved this one.
Posted by: tbodie at December 17, 2018 10:08 PM (yavIa)
This is all I got right now. Make it last.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqU11H9_Wqo
Posted by: hogmartin at December 17, 2018 10:04 PM (t+qrx)
Heh. The cats boxing was a hat tip to an early Edison film.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k52pLvVmmkU
Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2018 10:08 PM (sdi6R)
Well, Lincoln defeated the Party of Slavery, and Eisenhower defeated the Party of National Socialism...
Have you thought this out, Jerry?
Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2018 10:08 PM (NAs56)
Everybody happy and floozy tonight?!?
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 17, 2018 10:06 PM (PkVlr)
Is floozy an adjective?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 17, 2018 10:08 PM (DwvNG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 17, 2018 10:09 PM (DwvNG)
I am male but I am still calling shenanigans* on this one.
*Gaelic for "this is total feckin' bullshite, ya faggot"
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 17, 2018 10:09 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2018 10:09 PM (sdi6R)
Semi-willowed:
The homily the priest said at the Mass for the suicide, which the family interrupted and objected to, is available.
https://tinyurl.com/ybjkw933
I read it and found it very balanced and hopeful of His mercy for the dead. It acknowledged that suicide was morally wrong, but didn't say the deceased had sinned or was damned. I think the family wanted a "celebration of life" or assurances that he was in heaven.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2018 10:10 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 17, 2018 10:10 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Dr. T at December 17, 2018 10:10 PM (2PXwn)
Fine, then gay men don't need to adopt children. They can simply have babies the normal way.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 17, 2018 10:11 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: ALH at December 17, 2018 10:12 PM (cS3Yq)
If you're not into yeast breads, would you like a Christmas Pound Cake?
I use real butter ...
Posted by: Adriane the But I Like Maps Better than GPS Critic ... at December 17, 2018 10:12 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2018 10:03 PM (aKsyK)
I did a search for everything but the integral symbol because I'm lazy and can't remember how polynomials work and came up with this (so obviously don't go there if you don't want it spoiled):
http://tinyurl.com/ychlb92p
Posted by: hogmartin at December 17, 2018 10:13 PM (t+qrx)
I use real butter ...
Me too!
Posted by: Marlon Brando at December 17, 2018 10:13 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 17, 2018 10:14 PM (PkVlr)
Fine, then gay men don't need to adopt children. They can simply have babies the normal way.
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Yes. I concur. Excellent point.
Posted by: shibumi at December 17, 2018 10:14 PM (UyW0o)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k52pLvVmmkU
Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2018 10:08 PM (sdi6R)
Is this the first known kitty video?
Posted by: hogmartin at December 17, 2018 10:14 PM (t+qrx)
Key findings: to make it extra good and rich, add an "extra yolk" (I guess that means to first remove the egg white/liquid), use half and half, bring the heat down once the solidification begins, and add the butter at the *very* end.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2018 10:15 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 17, 2018 10:11 PM (+lVUW)
This. So. Much. This.
Posted by: tbodie at December 17, 2018 10:15 PM (yavIa)
Fine, then gay men don't need to adopt children. They can simply have babies the normal way.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 17, 2018 10:11 PM (+lVUW)
And there went the Diet Pepsi onto the screen.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 17, 2018 10:16 PM (aA3+G)
Ok I made that.
Things are getting mighty dull around here
*skips and sings
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 17, 2018 10:16 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: ALH at December 17, 2018 10:16 PM (cS3Yq)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 17, 2018 10:11 PM (+lVUW
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Fertility is a function of the patriarchy, and brave nonbinary people overcome this adversity with performative menstruation and adoption.
Why do you want to stand in the way of love, *uptalks* nerdygirl?
Posted by: NPC at December 17, 2018 10:16 PM (5aX2M)
It's "The Twelve Days of Trump" from The Daily Caller.https://www.dailycaller.com/2018/12/17/twelve-days-trump-christmas/
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 17, 2018 10:16 PM (+lVUW)
Fine, then gay men don't need to adopt children. They can simply have babies the normal way.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 17, 2018 10:11 PM (+lVUW)
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I foresee an entire generation of Bathhouse Babies!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 17, 2018 10:17 PM (93ZJL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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So, if your boy-child is bleeding, just have 'The Talk' with him. He'll be fine.
Posted by: Painfully Stupid at December 17, 2018 10:17 PM (vfOIM)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2018 10:17 PM (LsBY9)
nonononono no no no no no no nononono it isn't
Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at December 17, 2018 10:17 PM (9TR2V)
the commenters on that site are all math geniuses.
Posted by: ALH
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I went to that sight and still don't understand what the solution is...it was just more maths!!
Posted by: lin-duh galt at December 17, 2018 10:18 PM (kufk0)
I live 15 minutes away from Mt. Carmel and i occasionally attend Sunday evening Mass there and he always seemed rational. I wonder if this wasn't a case of the media getting it wrong.
Posted by: clutch at December 17, 2018 10:18 PM (5zBAn)
Posted by: Reg at December 17, 2018 10:18 PM (gDSJf)
Posted by: ALH at December 17, 2018 10:19 PM (cS3Yq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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So, if your boy-child is bleeding, just have 'The Talk' with him. He'll be fine.
Posted by: Painfully Stupid at December 17, 2018 10:17 PM (vfOIM)
Are we moving into the Dadaist portion of the evening?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 17, 2018 10:19 PM (DwvNG)
Posted by: ALH at December 17, 2018 10:16 PM (cS3Yq)
Eighth-grade me could factor polynomials and so is a math genius to 2018 me. It's a low bar from down here, but it's still over my head.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 17, 2018 10:19 PM (t+qrx)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k52pLvVmmkU
Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2018 10:08 PM (sdi6R)
Is this the first known kitty video?
Posted by: hogmartin at December 17, 2018 10:14 PM (t+qrx)
I dunno. Could very well be.
Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2018 10:19 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2018 10:20 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at December 17, 2018 10:20 PM (9TR2V)
I live 15 minutes away from Mt. Carmel and i occasionally attend Sunday evening Mass there and he always seemed rational. I wonder if this wasn't a case of the media getting it wrong.
Posted by: clutch at December 17, 2018 10:18 PM (5zBAn)
The media getting a Christian church thing wrong? Nah, couldn't be.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 17, 2018 10:20 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at December 17, 2018 10:20 PM (RqBBh)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 17, 2018 10:20 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2018 10:20 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Fritz at December 17, 2018 10:21 PM (Z9C5C)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 17, 2018 10:22 PM (DwvNG)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 17, 2018 10:22 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
Actually, natural gas (from fracking) is getting so cheap that older coal - fired power plants and a lot of older nuke plants are too expensive to operate in comparison.
The last power unit at 3 Mile Island is shutting down for economic reasons. It just costs too much to keep running.
Fracking producing cheap natural gas may stop the "nuclear renaissance" for a few decades.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at December 17, 2018 10:22 PM (S6Pax)
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I suspect someone doesn't actually want their atm card used.
Posted by: Methos at December 17, 2018 10:22 PM (kOpft)
Pick one.
Already picked for you. Moose out front and all that
Posted by: Agitator at December 17, 2018 10:23 PM (atO6j)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at December 17, 2018 10:22 PM (S6Pax)
This.
Posted by: tbodie at December 17, 2018 10:23 PM (yavIa)
Like declare half the country The Enemy, declare war and send psychopaths like Sherman out to rape, murder, plunder and then burn down everything else?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 17, 2018 10:23 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: lowandslow at December 17, 2018 10:24 PM (4thlk)
This is a lot to go over.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2018 10:20 PM (xJa6I)
Something tells me I let the tickets go to cheaply.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 17, 2018 10:24 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at December 17, 2018 10:22 PM (S6Pax)
Not necessarily a bad thing. Nuclear does have it's downsides.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 17, 2018 10:24 PM (DwvNG)
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 17, 2018 10:24 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 17, 2018 10:25 PM (mUa7G)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 17, 2018 10:19 PM (DwvNG)
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https://tinyurl.com/yawdytok
Posted by: Unicole Unicron at December 17, 2018 10:25 PM (iFPJz)
Posted by: lowandslow at December 17, 2018 10:24 PM (4thlk)
Well she does have a bigger dick than Jeff Flake
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 17, 2018 10:25 PM (aA3+G)
Any words of wisdom for us tonight?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 17, 2018 10:22 PM (PkVlr)
Hmm.
You regret what you don't do more than what you do.
Foreplay is not optional...unless she says otherwise.
Video game and drugs both seem like good ideas but sap our precious bodily fluids.
Cats are evil but cute. Dogs are good but dumb.
If it hurts, don't pick at it.
Test drive everything and lease it if its going to depreciation...no matter what it is.
Eat chocolate.
Ummm, yeah, that's it.
Oh and focus on the front sight, don't just look at it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2018 10:25 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 17, 2018 10:25 PM (ZREC2)
Posted by: lowandslow at December 17, 2018 10:24 PM (4thlk)
Well she does have a bigger dick than Jeff Flake
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 17, 2018 10:25 PM (aA3+G)
Are we counting Jeff's dick nose as a second, larger dick?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2018 10:25 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 17, 2018 10:26 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 17, 2018 10:26 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 17, 2018 10:26 PM (zJ7J0)
Not necessarily a bad thing. Nuclear does have it's downsides.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 17, 2018 10:24 PM (DwvNG)
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Like 50-ft wimmenz.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 17, 2018 10:26 PM (93ZJL)
This is a lot to go over.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2018 10:20 PM (xJa6I)
Something tells me I let the tickets go to cheaply.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 17, 2018 10:24 PM (aA3+G)
You may have over-delivered, man.
But good stuff!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2018 10:26 PM (xJa6I)
Are we counting Jeff's dick nose as a second, larger dick?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2018 10:25 PM (xJa6I)
Ha
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 17, 2018 10:27 PM (aA3+G)
Porn, meat, guns and Ann Coulter.
This is a lot to go over.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2018 10:20 PM (xJa6I)
Easy....While shooting guns with Ann Coulter she grabbed my meat and we did porn stuff.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 17, 2018 10:27 PM (9Om/r)
So.true. Take a chance! Drive that dirt road! Fly 3000 miles to spend a week with someone you've barely met!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 17, 2018 10:27 PM (PkVlr)
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Not only different angles but also close-ups.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 17, 2018 10:28 PM (+y/Ru)
Klinefelter Syndrome, having a 'Y' chromosome and more than one 'X' occurs in
Basically, if a person has a 'Y' chromosome, regardless of the number of 'X' chromosomes, that person is "Male"
Thus it isn't "either an XY or XX" it is: Do you have a 'Y' Chromosome.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 17, 2018 10:29 PM (lD3vL)
https://youtu.be/KIePsbJSS04
Posted by: Kindltot at December 17, 2018 10:25 PM (mUa7G)
Oh, that is good.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 17, 2018 10:29 PM (t+qrx)
Hopefully, well.
I made a batch a cookies to give as a gift to my co-workers for Christmas, but then I ate them all over the course of the day. Now I have to bake more of them.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 17, 2018 10:29 PM (ZREC2)
(apparently the "less than" symbol is a problem here)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 17, 2018 10:29 PM (lD3vL)
Porn, meat, guns and Ann Coulter.
This is a lot to go over.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2018 10:20 PM (xJa6I)
Looks like the beginning of the 2020 Presidential campaign.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2018 10:31 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 17, 2018 10:29 PM (ZREC2)
What a nice problem to have!
Posted by: ALH at December 17, 2018 10:31 PM (cS3Yq)
Now I have to bake more of them.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 17, 2018 10:29 PM (ZREC2)
Just tell them the cookies you made for them were delicious and you're welcome.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2018 10:31 PM (LsBY9)
(apparently the "less than" symbol is a problem here)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 17, 2018 10:29 PM (lD3vL)
<0.1
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 17, 2018 10:31 PM (DwvNG)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at December 17, 2018 10:31 PM (vfOIM)
I noticed StackExchange treated the problem as though the integral applied to the entire expression.
I have not attempted the problem to see if a four-digit answer results.
Posted by: Emmie at December 17, 2018 10:32 PM (4HMW8)
Porn, meat, guns and Ann Coulter.
This is a lot to go over.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2018 10:20 PM (xJa6I)
Looks like the beginning of the 2020 Presidential campaign.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2018 10:31 PM (UsCnO)
Second best timeline
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2018 10:32 PM (xJa6I)
"extra yolk" (I guess that means to first remove the egg white/liquid),
use half and half, bring the heat down once the solidification begins,
and add the butter at the *very* end.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2018 10:15 PM (miE9U)
I use a tablespoon of buttermilk. The acid makes for very tender curds.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 17, 2018 10:32 PM (mUa7G)
https://tinyurl.com/ybjkw933
I read it and found it very balanced and hopeful of His mercy for the dead. It acknowledged that suicide was morally wrong, but didn't say the deceased had sinned or was damned. I think the family wanted a "celebration of life" or assurances that he was in heaven.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2018 10:10 PM (LsBY9)
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Thanks for this, Hadrian. I agree with your assessment. This is NOTHING like what the media made it out to be.
Posted by: bluebell at December 17, 2018 10:32 PM (U5tDi)
Now I have to bake more of them.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 17, 2018 10:29 PM (ZREC2)
Just tell them the cookies you made for them were delicious and you're welcome.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2018 10:31 PM (LsBY9)
You saved them caloric nightmares and cholesterol hell.
You're a life saver.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 17, 2018 10:32 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2018 10:33 PM (miE9U)
Porn, meat, guns and Ann Coulter.
This is a lot to go over.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2018 10:20 PM (xJa6I)
Easy....While shooting guns with Ann Coulter she grabbed my meat and we did porn stuff.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 17, 2018 10:27 PM (9Om/r)
*Sniff*
I always cry at happy endings.
Esp. with blow jobs.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2018 10:33 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 17, 2018 10:34 PM (PkVlr)
Thanks for this, Hadrian. I agree with your assessment. This is NOTHING like what the media made it out to be.
Posted by: bluebell at December 17, 2018 10:32 PM (U5tDi)
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Boy. The media getting it wrong. This is a first.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 17, 2018 10:34 PM (93ZJL)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
I've known a couple of families who've lost sons to suicide. It's an awful thing to go through, and I could see them over-reacting to pretty much anything anyone says. One of the families was very upset because the newspaper reported their son's death as a probable suicide. The newspaper needed to give an explanation because the death occurred in a public place with witnesses. It had to be reported as accurately as possible.
The parents were just devastated.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 17, 2018 10:34 PM (+lVUW)
So.true. Take a chance! Drive that dirt road! Fly 3000 miles to spend a week with someone you've barely met!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 17, 2018 10:27 PM (PkVlr)
Having done that, yeah, go for it. I hear FL is nice in December. Or January
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2018 10:34 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Emmie
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It doesn't.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at December 17, 2018 10:35 PM (vfOIM)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 17, 2018 10:34 PM (PkVlr)
Hey! Deviancy is statistical.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 17, 2018 10:36 PM (mUa7G)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at December 17, 2018 10:36 PM (vfOIM)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 17, 2018 10:34 PM
I should hope that this is not a recent and shocking revelation for you, NR...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at December 17, 2018 10:37 PM (CLcKT)
So.true. Take a chance! Drive that dirt road! Fly 3000 miles to spend a week with someone you've barely met!
I'll delurk for this. Nurse? Any interest?
Posted by: BigZesty at December 17, 2018 10:37 PM (EZPCW)
Posted by: paleRider at December 17, 2018 10:37 PM (eASYU)
So.true. Take a chance! Drive that dirt road! Fly 3000 miles to spend a week with someone you've barely met!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 17, 2018 10:27 PM (PkVlr)
Having done that, yeah, go for it. I hear FL is nice in December. Or January
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
No way, man. He's coming here so I can take him to the rain forest and make him bowl like a wolf
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 17, 2018 10:37 PM (PkVlr)
I am trying to think about how you would be able to tell the difference without being able to examine context.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 17, 2018 10:38 PM (DwvNG)
Posted by: JT at December 17, 2018 10:38 PM (Tv8Ly)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at December 17, 2018 10:36 PM (vfOIM)
I should give you a time out just for general principles.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 17, 2018 10:38 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 17, 2018 10:34 PM (PkVlr)
Technically, it's educational if someone in a white coat explains the math to you before they show the problem.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 17, 2018 10:38 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 17, 2018 10:37 PM (PkVlr)
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Just be aware that most bowling alleys don't have rental shoes that big
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 17, 2018 10:38 PM (93ZJL)
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at December 17, 2018 10:39 PM (2dhrM)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 17, 2018 10:39 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 17, 2018 10:37 PM (PkVlr)
'Take him to the rain forest' I think I can suss out, but 'Bowl like a wolf'? Do I need the urban dictionary?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 17, 2018 10:39 PM (DwvNG)
Good luck in finding a positive response.
Hint: the newer car manuals have a full picture sequence to show the owner. Reading English no longer required.
You still will find few if any who are willing to take the challenge.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2018 10:39 PM (UsCnO)
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'Perverts' is so judgey.
The Handbook suggests 'Pervs'. That's kind of cuddly, by contrast.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at December 17, 2018 10:40 PM (vfOIM)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 17, 2018 10:38 PM (93ZJL)
Here's to bowling with bow legged women.
*raises glass*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 17, 2018 10:40 PM (DwvNG)
I taught a late class and decided to stop for a couple of Boddington's and a Jameson at the nearby dive bar.
I plopped down on the barstool and wound up getting into a conversation with a 55 year old Muslim originally from Jordan.
He was pounding beers, unusual for a practicing Muslim, and was bitching about taxes, millennials, and gun grabbers. He told me how much he liked Trump and how he's glad that Trump is trying to boot the illegals out.
Very strange indeed.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 17, 2018 10:40 PM (ZREC2)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 17, 2018 10:37 PM (PkVlr)
'Take him to the rain forest' I think I can suss out, but 'Bowl like a wolf'? Do I need the urban dictionary?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 17, 2018 10:39 PM (DwvNG)
Please tell me there isn't a missing 'e' in that first word.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2018 10:40 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at December 17, 2018 10:36 PM (vfOIM)
You have more patience for messy calc problems than I do this late at night.
Posted by: Emmie at December 17, 2018 10:41 PM (4HMW8)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at December 17, 2018 10:41 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at December 17, 2018 10:39 PM (2dhrM)
Bwa ha ha
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2018 10:41 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 17, 2018 10:37 PM (PkVlr)
Now more than ever, we need someone who can do up impromptu bowling lyrics to "Hungry Like The Wolf".
It isn't me.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 17, 2018 10:41 PM (t+qrx)
Y'all are perverts
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 17, 2018 10:34 PM (PkVlr)
Yet, she persists.
Isn't this the universal Leftie response?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2018 10:41 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 17, 2018 10:42 PM (PkVlr)
I guess east coast wolves are tennis players.
Posted by: JT at December 17, 2018 10:42 PM (Tv8Ly)
Ummm...wouldn't that mean Democrats could go centrist, Jer? The guys brain is fried.
In any case he can't even name one of those far-out policies he disagrees with; No Borders? Men in the girls room? He won't even change his tree-hugging policies after burning down Paradise.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 17, 2018 10:42 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2018 10:42 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: A Werewolf of London at December 17, 2018 10:42 PM (93ZJL)
Posted by: Fritz at December 17, 2018 10:43 PM (Z9C5C)
Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches
Yeah, but at all the funerals I've attended the priest doesn't get into a discussion of just how sinful the deceased was. And I've been to some where the guy was no saint.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 17, 2018 10:43 PM (+lVUW)
Ummm...wouldn't that mean Democrats could go centrist, Jer? The guys brain is fried.
In any case he can't even name one of those far-out policies he disagrees with; No Borders? Men in the girls room? He won't even change his tree-hugging policies after burning down Paradise.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 17, 2018 10:42 PM (Ndje9)
Well he doesn't mean it.
He's just trying to play the GOP.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2018 10:43 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 10:44 PM (NWiLs)
On a happy note. The Washington State chapter of the Women's March has
disbanded over the anti semitism among the leaders in the national
office. Also because of anti trans and LGBTQXYZ sentiments expressed.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at December 17, 2018 10:39 PM (2dhrM)
A single redneck told them to Eff Themselves, and confusion reigned mercilessly.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2018 10:44 PM (UsCnO)
Looks like the High Sierras in California...
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2018 10:44 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: JT at December 17, 2018 10:44 PM (Tv8Ly)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 17, 2018 10:44 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2018 10:03 PM (aKsyK)
No. You will still have 'x' in there.
But the card will work online.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 17, 2018 10:44 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Emmie
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Only messy because the presentation was iffy, visually. As you called it, if the integral does not apply to the entire expression, then the 'x' value in the denominator makes the calculation a moot exercise.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at December 17, 2018 10:44 PM (vfOIM)
Hillary is such a homosexual piece of shit. She seeks to create strife between men and women, destroying the fabric of society, just because she was born as a perverted piece of excrement.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 17, 2018 10:44 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2018 10:45 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: johnd01 at December 17, 2018 10:45 PM (0maiO)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Dude, that's why there is a light switch on the wall.
Nurse Ratched - thanks for the words about attending Mass last night. Very cool.
My wife had a small problem that she needed to bring up to her OB/GYN. The good Dr. asked her what she did after sex. My wife said, "hell, Dr., usually I go straight home."
Hey Ohhh!!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 17, 2018 10:45 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: JT at December 17, 2018 10:42 PM (Tv8Ly)
You can tell because they wear their sweaters tied around their neck.
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 17, 2018 10:45 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 17, 2018 10:46 PM (PkVlr)
*reads comments*
How do wolves bowl without opposable thumbs?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 10:44 PM (NWiLs)
Well, when a wolf and a bowling ball love each other very much...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2018 10:46 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 17, 2018 10:44 PM (/qEW2)
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She wasn't born like that. It takes years of black hearted evil to get to her level of putridhood.
Posted by: A Werewolf of London at December 17, 2018 10:46 PM (93ZJL)
Posted by: Fritz at December 17, 2018 10:47 PM (Z9C5C)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 17, 2018 10:47 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: A Werewolf of London at December 17, 2018 10:47 PM (93ZJL)
Anyone heard anything from Palpy? I miss him.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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Most of us do. Disturbing when anyone disappears.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at December 17, 2018 10:48 PM (vfOIM)
Looks like the High Sierras in California...
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2018 10:44 PM (miE9U)
Steve, I do not know where the photo was taken. Quite stunning.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 17, 2018 10:48 PM (aA3+G)
Don't foul it this time
I'm on the lane about to roll
Paid my league dues
And rented four shoes
And I'm bowling like the wolf
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 10:48 PM (NWiLs)
https://twitter.com/PressSec/
status/1074829578886103040
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2018 10:48 PM (xJa6I)
The thing you get by studying Russian history is that they have always
been a mess- and/or used as a litter box by various assholes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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It was the funniest thing. I used to listen to a lot of International Russian Radio, and they had this re-occuring segment, "Great Moments in Russian History". The same radio guy would interview a history professor each time. And it was meant to be a light-hearted, happy-talk segment. So an Americaqn version would feature Kitty Hawk, or how Mount Rushmore was created. A "heavy" segment might be how Jackie Robinson broke the color line. But the Russian stuff was always wars, plagues and natural disasters. Tens of thousands dying. Yet still, a great moment in russian history. And just when you thought it would change - tonight we're celebrating the great conductor Yuri's 4th Symphony - it would be followed up with the info - which commemorates the Battle of Kursk in 1211, in which 15,000 Russians were slaughtered at the hands of invading Cossacks.
Posted by: Vertov at December 17, 2018 10:48 PM (mDieY)
Don't foul it this time
I'm on the lane about to roll
Paid my league dues
And rented four shoes
And I'm bowling like the wolf
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 10:48 PM (NWiLs)
*bowling clap*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2018 10:48 PM (xJa6I)
That's a Percy Sledge song........
Posted by: JT at December 17, 2018 10:49 PM (Tv8Ly)
Posted by: lowandslow
The senate seat wasn't owned by McCain, and why would his family have any say in his replacement?
Domenech is just encouraging the sense of entitlement that career politicians have, and we're all pretty much fed up with it, and with them.
The McCain family needs to butt out.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 17, 2018 10:49 PM (+lVUW)
LCD
You take that back!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 17, 2018 10:44 PM (PkVlr)
not you, but the comment. You're not a Leftie, for sure.
I have a pretty good idea of what you are looking for!
The biggest trees are in the rain forest.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2018 10:50 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: free tibet at December 17, 2018 10:50 PM (Wd55D)
Louis Armstrong Velma Middleton, live . . .
https://tinyurl.com/pymplscAhem
*straightens lapels*
Good evening.
Posted by: Hermey, Aspiring Dentalologist at December 17, 2018 10:50 PM (MouFt)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 17, 2018 10:51 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: A Werewolf of London at December 17, 2018 10:47 PM (93ZJL)
What was their hair like?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2018 10:51 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at December 17, 2018 10:51 PM (CLcKT)
Posted by: JT at December 17, 2018 10:51 PM (Tv8Ly)
Posted by: A Werewolf of London at December 17, 2018 10:51 PM (93ZJL)
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Kulaks?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at December 17, 2018 10:51 PM (vfOIM)
Use your imagination. You must have one.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 17, 2018 10:46 PM (PkVlr)
They could use one of those kiddy ramp deals I suppose. Or call up their cousin Wile E. Coyote for an Acme Bowling Ball Launcher.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 10:52 PM (NWiLs)
That's a Percy Sledge song........
Posted by: JT at December 17, 2018 10:49 PM (Tv8Ly)
A real classic
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2018 10:52 PM (xJa6I)
If we want to stop climate change, we'll have to be able to control sunspot activity on the sun. I think we should be focusing on that rather than nattering on about fossil fuels.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 17, 2018 10:52 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 17, 2018 10:52 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: free tibet at December 17, 2018 10:52 PM (Wd55D)
Top pic:
♪
It's gonna be a bright, bright, sunshiney day.
Beautiful days here lately in NE Ok. Only had one little snowfall that stayed a couple days. Threats of more, but it always seems the wind shifts to out of the South at the last moment, thank you JJ. So, nice pic, but not this winter here. Yet. We'll get 10" of heavy wet stuff and an ice storm on top of that in April or something.
Posted by: mindful webworker - 5 Days 'til Solstice at December 17, 2018 10:53 PM (EVE5z)
Posted by: lowandslow
The senate seat wasn't owned by McCain, and why would his family have any say in his replacement?
Domenech is just encouraging the sense of entitlement that career politicians have, and we're all pretty much fed up with it, and with them.
The McCain family needs to butt out.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 17, 2018 10:49 PM (+lVUW)
Agreed. But AZ needs a purge of McCainites. It's going to be a long-ish process unless we get to have an early Purge night.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2018 10:53 PM (xJa6I)
I'm not a math whiz, I just know about Wolfram Alpha
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8jxqj3m
Of course that's not anything like a real pin code, so maybe I messed something up.
Posted by: Splunge at December 17, 2018 10:53 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: free tibet at December 17, 2018 10:53 PM (Wd55D)
Posted by: JT at December 17, 2018 10:54 PM (Tv8Ly)
210 not that it shocks anyone here, but I AM drinking.
Posted by: free tibet at December 17, 2018 10:53 PM (Wd55D)
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*fistbump*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 17, 2018 10:54 PM (93ZJL)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 17, 2018 10:54 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 17, 2018 10:54 PM (PkVlr)
*takes notes*
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 10:55 PM (NWiLs)
What is exactly is the proper optimal climate?
What do we do if the earth starts cooling outside of the proper number of standard deviations from the optimal climate?
None of the people I ever talk to seem to know.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 17, 2018 10:55 PM (ZREC2)
Are you still involved in local politics?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 17, 2018 10:56 PM (IDhUW)
LCD
When are we going to convince Diogenes to make good on our Apple cup bet?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 17, 2018 10:51 PM (PkVlr)
It was for a Wagu Chateaubriand roast, Leonetti Merlot and Quilceda Creek Cabernet Sauvignon at John Howie's Steakhouse, right?
At least that is how I remember the bet.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2018 10:56 PM (UsCnO)
Tiny bubbles
in the prosecco
make me feel happy
like Gordon Gecko
Posted by: JT at December 17, 2018 10:57 PM (Tv8Ly)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - my people are not NPCs at December 17, 2018 10:57 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: free tibet at December 17, 2018 10:53 PM (Wd55D)
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Cracked the first beer of the night 30 minutes ago. Slainte!
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 17, 2018 10:57 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: JT at December 17, 2018 10:54 PM (Tv8Ly)
Well they DO have three holes.
*ducks behind hard cover*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2018 10:58 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 17, 2018 10:58 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 17, 2018 10:58 PM (PkVlr)
What is exactly is the proper optimal climate?
What do we do if the earth starts cooling outside of the proper number of standard deviations from the optimal climate?
None of the people I ever talk to seem to know.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 17, 2018 10:55 PM (ZREC2)
For them, it's the one that kills off all the filthy peasants.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 10:58 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 17, 2018 10:06 PM (PkVlr)
I'm feelin' really floozy.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - my people are not NPCs at December 17, 2018 10:59 PM (NMAzL)
What is exactly is the proper optimal climate?
What do we do if the earth starts cooling outside of the proper number of standard deviations from the optimal climate?
None of the people I ever talk to seem to know.
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I think it is now called "climate chaos" so any weather can be a result. I think we should all be usu g a term I read here - climate hysteria.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 17, 2018 10:59 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 17, 2018 11:00 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 17, 2018 10:57 PM (ffYR/)
Skol!
Posted by: free tibet at December 17, 2018 11:00 PM (VP1E6)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 17, 2018 10:06 PM (PkVlr)
He's all right, now from the bottom to the top ...
Posted by: Adriane the But I Like Maps Better than GPS Critic ... at December 17, 2018 11:00 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: The guy called at December 17, 2018 11:00 PM (ufJfM)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 17, 2018 10:57 PM (ffYR/)
Skol!
Posted by: free tibet at December 17, 2018 11:00 PM (VP1E6)
Copenhagen!
What are we playing?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2018 11:00 PM (xJa6I)
215 My questions about climate change:
What do we do if the earth starts cooling outside of the proper number of standard deviations from the optimal climate?
Sue Mother Gaia. that beoytch!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2018 11:01 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 17, 2018 11:02 PM (DwvNG)
215 My questions about climate change:
What do we do if the earth starts cooling outside of the proper number of standard deviations from the optimal climate?
Sue Mother Gaia. that beoytch!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2018 11:01 PM (UsCnO)
She the one that makes the margarine?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2018 11:02 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2018 10:03 PM (aKsyK)
No. You will still have 'x' in there.
But the card will work online.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 17, 2018 10:44 PM (1g7ch)
No, It's an integral. It's the area under the curve: the value of the expression evaluated with x set between 0 and 1.
So there should be a numerical answer.
Posted by: West at December 17, 2018 11:02 PM (+wjl1)
That's easy. Just have everybody open their doors and turn on their heaters.
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 17, 2018 11:03 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 17, 2018 11:03 PM (L3YlV)
Hillary is such a homosexual piece of shit. She seeks to create strife between men and women, destroying the fabric of society, just because she was born as a perverted piece of excrement.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
I disagree. I say she's a self serving, corrupt, incompetent, entitled, drunk, old hag who can't face the fact that she completely fu**ed up her campaign. So she blames some made up problem called "misogyny".
The fact that she's still bitching about how she lost 'cause she's a girl, is just a tad annoying.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 17, 2018 11:03 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at December 17, 2018 11:04 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 17, 2018 10:59 PM (IDhUW)
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Latest and greatest I heard was climate disruption. Cuz climate change did not properly blame mankind.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 17, 2018 11:04 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 17, 2018 11:04 PM (L3YlV)
That's easy. Just have everybody open their doors and turn on their heaters.
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 17, 2018 11:03 PM (T71PA)
You close that door right now! I'm not paying to heat the whole neighborhood!
Posted by: DR. WTF's Mom at December 17, 2018 11:04 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 17, 2018 10:57 PM (ffYR/)
Skol!
Posted by: free tibet at December 17, 2018 11:00 PM (VP1E6)
Copenhagen!
What are we playing?
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Bern!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 17, 2018 11:04 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: paleRider at December 17, 2018 11:04 PM (eASYU)
I'm so sorry to hear you lost your race for class president. The important thing to remember is this: you wuz robbed! Putin, Macedonian content farmers and Cambridge Analytica all conspired to cheat you out of your rightful entitlement!
If you like, I can have Jim Comey and John Brennan wiretap the boy for you. Remember, there is a special place in hell for women who don't support other women. Unless they are nuts and sluts--then you can sic your private eyes on them.
But you don't have to worry about any of that now. If I were you, I'd be more concerned that we're putting boys in your gym showers.
Good luck in all your futures endeavors,
Posted by: Hillary Radium Clinton at December 17, 2018 11:04 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - my people are not NPCs at December 17, 2018 11:04 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 17, 2018 11:05 PM (ZREC2)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 17, 2018 10:57 PM (ffYR/)
Skol!
Posted by: free tibet at December 17, 2018 11:00 PM (VP1E6)
Egesegetekre!
Posted by: Mikos, glass more than half full at December 17, 2018 11:05 PM (zCyNd)
Sue Mother Gaia. that beoytch!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2018 11:01 PM (UsCnO)
She the one that makes the margarine?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2018 11:02 PM (xJa6I)
and fake tits.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2018 11:06 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 17, 2018 11:06 PM (L3YlV)
We die, horribly, and those who outlive us enter yet another one of those dark ages.
But at least we get to hear more of that Scandinavian black metal. That's pretty sweet.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 17, 2018 11:06 PM (ykYG2)
Muslim, and was bitching about taxes, millennials, and gun grabbers. He
told me how much he liked Trump and how he's glad that Trump is trying
to boot the illegals out.
Very strange indeed.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 17, 2018 10:40 PM (ZREC2)
The only Muslims I've met that I liked were "bad" Muslims. That's certainly not true of Jews or Christians. But devout Muslims will not befriend you - especially not in a bar.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at December 17, 2018 11:06 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 17, 2018 11:07 PM (9rIkM)
Diner serving customers for 35 years driven out of business by negative reviews by millennials.
https://tinyurl.com/yb2vfm5b
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2018 11:07 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 17, 2018 11:07 PM (ykYG2)
The Washington State chapter of the Women's March has disbanded over the anti semitism among the leaders in the national office.
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Haha, their website and twitter account are still up. "Seattle Womxn Marching Forward." I'm not joking.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 17, 2018 11:07 PM (oGNNA)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 17, 2018 11:04 PM (L3YlV)
The poor blond devils will lose all pork privileges soon. Pigs are a symbol of Christmas, but the muzzies won't tolerate that much longer, right?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - my people are not NPCs at December 17, 2018 11:08 PM (NMAzL)
It's just fine--inspirational even.
https://tinyurl.com/ybjkw933
Posted by: Darrell at December 17, 2018 11:08 PM (oLhbH)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 17, 2018 11:09 PM (L3YlV)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 17, 2018 11:09 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 17, 2018 10:40 PM (ZREC2)
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I had a similar experience with a couple of Syrians at a hotel bar in Moscow in 1985.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 17, 2018 11:10 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 17, 2018 11:10 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: free tibet at December 17, 2018 11:10 PM (dBiBP)
I know the parents are grieving and in shock so I cut them some slack for what I think was a fine homily. If they wanted to celebrate his life as opposed to having a religious ceremony, well that's what the wake is for.
I speak as a parent who buried a child (accidental death, not a suicide). My husband and I asked our minister to lay it on the line 'cause for some of our son's friends this was the only time they were gonna hear the Truth.
Posted by: cfo mom at December 17, 2018 11:10 PM (RfzVr)
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Haha, their website and twitter account are still up. "Seattle Womxn Marching Forward." I'm not joking.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 17, 2018 11:07 PM (oGNNA)
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I have never gotten a good answer on how to even pronounce that word.
Womzen?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 17, 2018 11:10 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2018 10:10 PM (LsBY9)
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Yeah, but "celebrating someone's life" is for the wake or reception afterwards.
Religious funeral rites are formal responses to the mystery of mortality. The more touchy-feely-personal they are, the more I dislike them.
Imagine a Viking funeral --- solemn business. It's only afterwards at the beer party that people exchange cute anecdotes about Sven Snaggletooth and comfort, rape, and pillage the family.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 17, 2018 11:11 PM (Rxduq)
Sue Mother Gaia. that beoytch!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2018 11:01 PM (UsCnO)
She the one that makes the margarine?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2018 11:02 PM (xJa6I)
and fake tits.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2018 11:06 PM (UsCnO)
I'm in
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2018 11:11 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at December 17, 2018 11:11 PM (7s3Gx)
https://youtu.be/xoxhDk-hwuo
Posted by: Ex-ex at December 17, 2018 11:12 PM (RU4sa)
Haha, their website and twitter account are still up. "Seattle Womxn Marching Forward." I'm not joking
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We really need to take back our language. "Man" in many contexts means mankind, both men and women, playing with words is childish and leads to adult children who don't understand that words have meaning.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 17, 2018 11:12 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: free tibet at December 17, 2018 11:12 PM (jyVW0)
I have never gotten a good answer on how to even pronounce that word.
Womzen?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 17, 2018 11:10 PM (ffYR/)
B-R-O-A-D-S
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 17, 2018 11:13 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 17, 2018 11:11 PM (Rxduq)
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Then it's off to take over England.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 17, 2018 11:13 PM (93ZJL)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 17, 2018 11:09 PM (/qEW2)
dude.
double reed instrument.
you know better. this is your final pass.
next step: forced to listen to those plastic "recorders" that 4th graders have to master.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2018 11:14 PM (UsCnO)
Omg, what's happening to this place?
Oh, no, I feel faint...
*thud*
Posted by: JQ at December 17, 2018 11:14 PM (zMzA6)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at December 17, 2018 11:14 PM (CLcKT)
Amy Winehouse sucks.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 17, 2018 11:15 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 17, 2018 11:16 PM (IDhUW)
I'm not skandihoovian but grew up with 98% swedes and norwegians.
Posted by: free tibet at December 17, 2018 11:12 PM (jyVW0)
ahh!
Ballard born!
(local Seattle joke)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2018 11:16 PM (UsCnO)
What if they were ALL paid in food ?
At an "All you can Eat" Buffet ?
Posted by: JT at December 17, 2018 11:17 PM (Tv8Ly)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 17, 2018 11:17 PM (ykYG2)
Womzen?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 17, 2018 11:10 PM (ffYR/)
B-R-O-A-D-S
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 17, 2018 11:13 PM (aA3+G)
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I concur, while adding "Dames" to the possibilities.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 17, 2018 11:17 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: NCKate at December 17, 2018 11:17 PM (dMTwl)
Posted by: lowandslow at December 17, 2018 10:24 PM (4thlk)
You mean noted plagiarist Ben Domenech, fired from WaPo, who also was fired a second time for writing favorable opinion articles about the Malaysian gubmint for $36k and failing to mention that to anyone?
That Ben Domenech? Yeah, no, he ain't getting elected as dog catcher, and hopefully not his pudgy wife either.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 17, 2018 11:17 PM (Z4rgH)
Freekin' maths, TWO DAYS IN A ROW?!
Omg, what's happening to this place?
Oh, no, I feel faint...
*thud*
Posted by: JQ at December 17, 2018 11:14 PM (zMzA6)
Get JQ some Valu-rite, stat!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2018 11:18 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 17, 2018 11:18 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at December 17, 2018 11:06 PM
.....
This guy was pretty strange.
A statistic came up on the nightly news about Tennessee having 279 (IIRC) opioid overdose deaths this year compared to 293 (again, IIRC) last year and he made some comment about "going for the record", which I must ashamedly admit made me chuckle.
My work neighbors are Muslims from Turkey. I actually get along with them alright too. The bring me free kebab wraps at least once a week and the Dad likes to pick my brain about dealing with the public schools.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 17, 2018 11:18 PM (ZREC2)
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at December 17, 2018 11:18 PM (2dhrM)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1074745422499983360
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1074745513189228544
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1074745609574408193
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1074745704973783044
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1074745796065660933
Posted by: kbdabear at December 17, 2018 11:18 PM (0Ntuf)
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That's bordering on cruel and unusual, right there
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 17, 2018 11:18 PM (IDhUW)
After her first couple of years of stardom, drugs and alcohol and diseased cock took a toll on her voice.
I can't really feel sorry for her. God knows she had plenty of warning of what she was doing and where it would lead.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2018 11:19 PM (xJa6I)
I like Amy Winehouse.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 17, 2018 11:17 PM (ykYG2)
no, you liked Amy Winehouse.
or are you logging in from hell?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2018 11:19 PM (UsCnO)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1074745880794812416
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1074745976856956929
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1074746063951749120
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1074746178263310337
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1074746288254738433
Posted by: kbdabear at December 17, 2018 11:20 PM (0Ntuf)
Womzen?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 17, 2018 11:10 PM (ffYR/)
B-R-O-A-D-S
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 17, 2018 11:13 PM (aA3+G)
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I concur, while adding "Dames" to the possibilities.
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Skirts?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 17, 2018 11:20 PM (IDhUW)
Bless you, sir.
I would gladly marry and financially support any number of them with no hope of sexual gratification...oh wait. I already did that.
Hmmm.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2018 11:22 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2018 11:22 PM (xJa6I)
Womzen?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 17, 2018 11:10 PM (ffYR/)
B-R-O-A-D-S
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 17, 2018 11:13 PM (aA3+G)
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I concur, while adding "Dames" to the possibilities.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 17, 2018 11:17 PM (ffYR/)
There is nothing like a dame!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 11:22 PM (NWiLs)
I like Amy Winehouse.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 17, 2018 11:17 PM (ykYG2)
no, you liked Amy Winehouse.
or are you logging in from hell?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2018 11:19 PM (UsCnO)
Well he's in Boulder, right?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2018 11:23 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at December 17, 2018 11:14 PM (CLcKT)
His Blog still seems active, I wonder why he hasn't shown up here any time within the last month?
Posted by: Surfperch at December 17, 2018 11:23 PM (tp5vm)
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Skirts?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 17, 2018 11:20 PM
We're all gonna get skirts, K?
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 17, 2018 11:23 PM (L3YlV)
OK - which great film began with a Viking funeral in the desert?I'm sure a handful know - just say that, and don't give the answer. Let's torture the Horde.
Posted by: Vertov at December 17, 2018 11:23 PM (mDieY)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 17, 2018 11:23 PM (/qEW2)
Womzen?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 17, 2018 11:10 PM (ffYR/)
B-R-O-A-D-S
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 17, 2018 11:13 PM (aA3+G)
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I concur, while adding "Dames" to the possibilities.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 17, 2018 11:17 PM (ffYR/)
There is nothing like a dame!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 11:22 PM (NWiLs)
"Everybody ought to have a dame. Everybody ought to have a dame...."
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2018 11:23 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 11:22 PM (NWiLs)
....
Except a skirt.
Skirts are just about as good as a dame.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 17, 2018 11:24 PM (ZREC2)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 17, 2018 11:24 PM (L3YlV)
made the teachers asses drag.
Screaming, hollering and invincible
he was dragged down to the principle.
Cried he "Leave me alone! I'm on the rag!"
Posted by: Deacon Bleau at December 17, 2018 11:24 PM (yScAF)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2018 11:24 PM (xJa6I)
The gals get skirts
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 17, 2018 11:25 PM (IDhUW)
Another nice development: that idiot who climbed the Statue of Liberty to protest Trump's immigration policy has been found guilty on all counts.
You'll recall that one of her legal advisors was . . . Michael Avenatti.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 17, 2018 11:25 PM (oGNNA)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 17, 2018 11:26 PM (L3YlV)
*runs crying from the room*
Posted by: Sweet Potato at December 17, 2018 11:26 PM (vfOIM)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2018 11:22 PM (xJa6I)
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My well endowed daughter learned that lesson the hard way, despite my warnings. It was funny aschell. No, no pics.
No, no pics.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 17, 2018 11:26 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2018 11:22 PM (xJa6I)
I like dancing, guess you don't
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 17, 2018 11:27 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 17, 2018 11:27 PM (IDhUW)
Chicks, dames, broads, skirts....to quote the Bard "a split-tail by any other name would smell as sweet"
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 17, 2018 11:27 PM (ZREC2)
maybe i need better Spam filters?
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 17, 2018 11:27 PM (zJ7J0)
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Gov. Jerry Brown: gibberish.
Are gibbers monkeys or apes?
I don't think they have a tail, do they?
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Hillary's advice to the kid:
Who points out that a girl lost an election to "boys," versus she, an individual, lost to another person, a male?
A sexist, that's who.
I hate Illinois Sexxists.
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Hawt searches:
"Sunday is the most popular day to visit Pornhub"
Sure.
Right after church…
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Most-searched-for sex terms.
· Lesbian (so far, so good, especially if it was the honored and traditional "busty lesbian porn"… but, then
· hentai
· milf
· step mom
· japanese
· mom...
...um... uh...
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Klappa på! -dice ¡Jeb!
Liked how it really took off right there about the one-minute mark! Wow, and again at the 2-min mrk. Big SNEEZE ending! Great stuff.
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Clinton-Trump duet - already watched this three times the past week, and enjoyed watching it again. Silly fun, remarkably apolitical. NTTAWWT.
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* eyes glaze over for some stuff... it's late *
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Top 10 sockpuppeteers - not me. Thanks, y'all.
Nevertheless, I demand a recount. Because, Green Party kooky gal got one.
Posted by: mindful webworker - 5 Days 'til Solstice at December 17, 2018 11:27 PM (EVE5z)
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*right click* *Open New Window*
'Murica!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2018 11:27 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2018 11:22 PM (xJa6I)
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My well endowed daughter learned that lesson the hard way, despite my warnings. It was funny aschell. No, no pics.
No, no pics.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 17, 2018 11:26 PM (ffYR/)
So you're saying it didn't happen.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 11:28 PM (NWiLs)
Outstanding opening picture!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 17, 2018 11:28 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Vertov at December 17, 2018 11:28 PM (mDieY)
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That's bordering on cruel and unusual, right there
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 17, 2018 11:18 PM (IDhUW)
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plastic means they'll be around for centuries
Posted by: Bubba C at December 17, 2018 11:28 PM (NhgkA)
Posted by: MICHAEL AVENATTI at December 17, 2018 11:28 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2018 11:29 PM (LsBY9)
I watched Eureka. I thought it was ok. It held my interest enough to watch season 1
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 17, 2018 11:30 PM (IDhUW)
The gals get skirts
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 17, 2018 11:25 PM (IDhUW)
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which line for the trannies?
Posted by: Bubba C at December 17, 2018 11:30 PM (NhgkA)
Lookee here, Ben Domensch, you have one task and one task only -- to motorboat McMegs and to send her into the arena refreshed and ready to spar with Joy Beharharhar.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 17, 2018 11:31 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable at December 17, 2018 11:31 PM (0OmEj)
Was at the range with my uncle. He's a bigger dude, he was leaning over the bench trying out his new AR. Had a plumbers crack thing going. Took a hot casing right down the ass crack. Haven't seen him move that fast in years. I laughed for a long time over that.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 17, 2018 11:31 PM (L3YlV)
Posted by: literally serious at December 17, 2018 11:31 PM (4RuLv)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 11:28 PM (NWiLs)
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You may read that as "no phuching way in hell I'm posting pics of my daughter's rack" for the Horde. Daughters of others, sure.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 17, 2018 11:31 PM (ffYR/)
When did people start buying cars as Christmas presents?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2018 11:29 PM (LsBY9)
For decades. Mine were both Matchbox and Hot Wheels!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2018 11:31 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2018 11:32 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 17, 2018 11:30 PM (IDhUW)
A fine example (if you can call it 'fine') of cotton candy TV.
Marzipan TV?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 17, 2018 11:32 PM (DwvNG)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 17, 2018 11:27 PM
What's it called? "Vikings"?
Posted by: otho at December 17, 2018 11:32 PM (LkFnL)
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If it doesn't have a tail it's not monkey, even if it has a monkey kind of shape
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 17, 2018 11:33 PM (IDhUW)
...And I found two pennies. TWO! My Thanksgiving list for next year just got a bump.
Man, you've had twice the luck I had this past week. I found a lucky penny. Then I thought I'd lost it. Then I found it in the washing machine. But that's still not as good as two pennies.
Posted by: mindful webworker - 5 Days 'til Solstice at December 17, 2018 11:33 PM (EVE5z)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 17, 2018 11:34 PM (oGNNA)
"... more work to do across all settings to prevent and reduce stigma related to periods and talking about periods"
Imagine their panic and dismay when they begin to address the ostracization that accompanies use of the Oxford comma.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 17, 2018 11:34 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2018 11:31 PM (UsCnO)
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My dear, saintly mother would beat my brother and I with those orange Hot Wheels tracks when we pushed her beyond her limits with our rambunctious behavior.
She was quit adept with a wooden spoon as well.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 17, 2018 11:34 PM (ZREC2)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at December 17, 2018 11:35 PM (CLcKT)
Punctuation is a white privilege thing keeping the masses down
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 17, 2018 11:35 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 17, 2018 11:36 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 17, 2018 11:36 PM (L3YlV)
Posted by: MICHAEL AVENATTI
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Might be tough. The Democrat field is crowded.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at December 17, 2018 11:36 PM (KoKdw)
Yard stick, big fucking yard stick
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 17, 2018 11:36 PM (aA3+G)
(local Seattle joke)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2018 11:16 PM (UsCnO)
Reminds me of Ballard Vice on Almost Live
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at December 17, 2018 11:37 PM (d1vli)
Posted by: NCKate at December 17, 2018 11:37 PM (dMTwl)
Now I'm hungry for some ribeye...
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2018 11:37 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable at December 17, 2018 11:38 PM (0OmEj)
323 I WON'T STOP UNTIL I'M CONSIDERED THE BIGGEST DUMBEST MOST EMBARASSING ASS WHO EVER LIVED ON PLANET EARTH!!111!! !!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!.1!!!!
Posted by: MICHAEL AVENATTI at December 17, 2018 11:28 PM (miE9U)
We certainly can credit you with having gotten off to a great start in this, your personal quest.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 17, 2018 11:38 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Burger Chef at December 17, 2018 11:38 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 17, 2018 11:36 PM (aA3+G)
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Excellent choice as well.
A flip-flop would do in a pinch, as well as the leftover wooden paddle from the paddle-ball game that broke after one week.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 17, 2018 11:38 PM (ZREC2)
Punctuation is a white privilege thing keeping the masses down
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That and enunciation
Krebs, your comment made me laugh.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 17, 2018 11:39 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Burger Chef at December 17, 2018 11:38 PM (RuIsu)
Good one.
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 17, 2018 11:39 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 17, 2018 11:34 PM (ZREC2)
Hah. My 38 year old son still flinches when he sees me grab a spatula.
Posted by: cfo mom at December 17, 2018 11:39 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable at December 17, 2018 11:38 PM
Same here. Just have to be ready for it. Still laugh though at my uncle taking a hot brass casing right down the pants and into the ass crack. I laughed for an hour straight.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 17, 2018 11:40 PM (L3YlV)
Posted by: MICHAEL AVENATTI
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Might be tough. The Democrat field is crowded.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at December 17, 2018 11:36 PM (KoKdw)
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It is what it is crowded with that makes it a group to laugh at. 2020 will be a Free Shit extravaganza with all of them trying to out Socialize each other.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 17, 2018 11:40 PM (ffYR/)
Yup, mom had one of those wooden paddles as well
And soap, although washing my mouth out with a bar of soap didn't take hold
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 17, 2018 11:40 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 17, 2018 11:36 PM
It's not bad. Gets pretty engrossing. It's not perfect, but better than 90% of the shit on tv. It's got a fair amount of Anglo Saxon, Frankish and Viking history, though used fictionally and not always in the correct period... but enough to render it interesting historically. Give it a shot.
Posted by: otho at December 17, 2018 11:40 PM (LkFnL)
Ballard born!
(local Seattle joke)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2018 11:16 PM (UsCnO)
Reminds me of Ballard Vice on Almost Live
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at December 17, 2018 11:37 PM (d1vli)
and who can forget the Middle-Aged, Brown-Nosed Suck Ups and the mindless nodding at their meetings!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2018 11:40 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: JT at December 17, 2018 11:40 PM (Tv8Ly)
Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable at December 17, 2018 11:41 PM (0OmEj)
Thore Skogman
"Ten thousand Swedes
Ran through the weeds
Chased by one Norwegian"
-- something my 1/2 Norwegian / 1/2 Swedish maternal grandfather said, thereby showing which side he favored in his inner conflict
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 17, 2018 11:41 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 17, 2018 11:41 PM (IDhUW)
I'm a ho for HO-scale...
Posted by: qdpsteve
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My Aurora BRE Datsun 510 occupies a spot of honor on one of our bookshelves.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at December 17, 2018 11:42 PM (YvUf/)
Posted by: muchas buchas at December 17, 2018 11:42 PM (75Yqa)
Posted by: Infidel at December 17, 2018 11:42 PM (PF4TZ)
Must have been a typo how can a 29yr old have a 38 year old child?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 17, 2018 11:42 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 17, 2018 11:42 PM (L3YlV)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2018 11:40 PM (UsCnO)
Hahaha, yes!!!!
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at December 17, 2018 11:42 PM (d1vli)
Posted by: cfo mom at December 17, 2018 11:43 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2018 11:43 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2018 11:44 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 17, 2018 11:44 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 17, 2018 11:44 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 17, 2018 11:44 PM (L3YlV)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 17, 2018 11:40 PM (aA3+G)
.....
Never got the soap treatment, but I'm quite the connoisseur of beatings.
We lived in a two-story house. When my dad was called on to administer an attitude adjustment, he preferred the leather belt.
He'd walk up half the steps, pause, snap the belt by doubling it over on itself and popping it, then traverse the rest of the steps. It really built the suspense and sense of dread. He was a skilled artisan in the art of ass-whoopin'.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 17, 2018 11:44 PM (ZREC2)
Like the Vikings of old, resolutely heterosexual Senator Corey Booker is resolutely heterosexual!
This ad paid for by Resolutely Heterosexual Heterosexuals for Corey Booker (Who is Himself Resolutely Heterosexual)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 17, 2018 11:45 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: cfo mom at December 17, 2018 11:45 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2018 11:43 PM
I pity the man who'd have to clean and repair that engine...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at December 17, 2018 11:45 PM (CLcKT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at December 17, 2018 11:42 PM (YvUf/)
Bluebird widebody. Love BRE color scheme
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at December 17, 2018 11:45 PM (d1vli)
A 1965 Chevy Nova, loose lap belt hanging out the driver's door bouncing on the ground, left turn signal on while going straight down the road, at 15 miles an hour in a 35 zone. Driver's window down, and the old lady driver yelling and cussing at those behind her honking.
good times, good times.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2018 11:46 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Calm Mentor
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Well, they certainly are not going to criticize each other, so you're right. "My platform is more radical than yours!"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at December 17, 2018 11:46 PM (YvUf/)
Thore Skogman
"Ten thousand Swedes
Ran through the weeds
Chased by one Norwegian"
-- something my 1/2 Norwegian / 1/2 Swedish maternal grandfather said, thereby showing which side he favored in his inner conflict
------
Reminds me of an Irish fighting song
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 17, 2018 11:46 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - my people are not NPCs at December 17, 2018 11:46 PM (NMAzL)
Typo indeed. I laugh when they card me for booze - "I'm almost old enough to buy this three times."
Posted by: cfo mom at December 17, 2018 11:45 PM (RfzVr)
I simply say "I look 21? Thank you very much!"
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2018 11:47 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2018 11:43 PM
I pity the man who'd have to clean and repair that engine...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at December 17, 2018 11:45 PM (CLcKT)
I'd look around to make sure there were no witnesses, and calmly walk off the flight line.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 17, 2018 11:47 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Burger Chef at December 17, 2018 11:47 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - my people are not NPCs at December 17, 2018 11:46 PM (NMAzL)
...
I have.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 17, 2018 11:47 PM (ZREC2)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at December 17, 2018 11:45 PM (CLcKT)
"All of the deceased's brain fit nicely into this Dixie cup..."
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2018 11:48 PM (miE9U)
Guy uses glitter/ stink bomb with cameras to catch people stealing packages from his porch.
https://youtu.be/xoxhDk-hwuo
Posted by: Ex-ex at December 17, 2018 11:12 PM (RU4sa)
That's so great. The inventor will make a shit ton of money if he patents it.
I've heard of people leaving boxes on the porch filled with all sorts of shit they don't want any more, so if the boxes are stolen, well, thanks for taking my crap off my hands, asshole.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at December 17, 2018 11:48 PM (d6Ksn)
+ 135 ln(-2 sqrt(x^2 - 3 x + 2) - 2x + 3)/16Evaluated between the limits this reduces to (-202 sqrt(2) - 135 ln(3 - 2 sqrt(2))/16, which is ~ -2.9812669440.
So no, it does not yield a PIN.
Posted by: David Gillies at December 17, 2018 11:48 PM (tjHrt)
Seems the belt was common parental tool. My dad like to pull his as w ll
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 17, 2018 11:48 PM (aA3+G)
I'd also laugh my ass off.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2018 11:48 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 17, 2018 11:48 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - my people are not NPCs at December 17, 2018 11:46 PM
That's a euphemism, innit? (But for what, I know not!)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at December 17, 2018 11:48 PM (CLcKT)
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - my people are not NPCs at December 17, 2018 11:46 PM (NMAzL)
It's just baked mac ' cheese. Mine is more Italian.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 17, 2018 11:49 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: David Gillies at December 17, 2018 11:49 PM (tjHrt)
A 1965 Chevy Nova, loose lap belt hanging out the driver's door bouncing on the ground, left turn signal on while going straight down the road, at 15 miles an hour in a 35 zone. Driver's window down, and the old lady driver yelling and cussing at those behind her honking.
good times, good times.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2018 11:46 PM (UsCnO
We still use that joke. As well as the eye shadow color test - blue, bluer than blue and only in Lynwood blue.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at December 17, 2018 11:49 PM (d1vli)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 17, 2018 11:44 PM (L3YlV)
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Yeah, what's up with that?
And a tropical fruit like bananas?
Maybe they're gonna feed the reindeer.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 17, 2018 11:49 PM (Rxduq)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - my people are not NPCs at December 17, 2018 11:46 PM (NMAzL)
Is that one of those things that sounds odd but it's just a regional name for baked macaroni and cheese?
Posted by: hogmartin at December 17, 2018 11:49 PM (t+qrx)
Minnfidel, LOL.
It means Stormy'll be workin' the pole 'til 2055.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2018 11:44 PM (miE9U)
OMG!
To quote Marlin Brando in Apocalypse Now, "The Horror, the Horror".
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2018 11:50 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 17, 2018 11:50 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death
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As an aside, nice video "Against All Odds", John Morton 2.5L Trans Am. http://tinyurl.com/kqjzwsr
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at December 17, 2018 11:51 PM (4bd7D)
Thank you hon, sorry I can't help with the macaroni.
Posted by: cfo mom at December 17, 2018 11:51 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2018 11:51 PM (miE9U)
Oh, what a horribl...
wtf? Hot wheels tracks? Belts? Wooden paddles?
Mom? Dad?
But, but, I DIDN'T DO IT!!!!....
No, really! It wasn't me! Aww, crap...
*klunk*
Posted by: JQ at December 17, 2018 11:52 PM (zMzA6)
good times, good times.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2018 11:46 PM (UsCnO
We still use that joke. As well as the eye shadow color test - blue, bluer than blue and only in Lynwood blue.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at December 17, 2018 11:49 PM (d1vli)
Yeah, that got a lot of laughs in Kent.
Truth that hit too close to home.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2018 11:53 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2018 11:53 PM (miE9U)
wtf? Hot wheels tracks? Belts? Wooden paddles?
Mom? Dad?
But, but, I DIDN'T DO IT!!!!....
No, really! It wasn't me! Aww, crap...
*klunk*
Posted by: JQ at December 17, 2018 11:52 PM (zMzA6)
.....
Part of a healthy childhood.
It gave me an advantage at school. When the teacher would paddle at school, I'd laugh at them and call them a lightweight.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 17, 2018 11:55 PM (ZREC2)
393 The indefinite integral, assuming x real and non-negative, is sqrt((x - 1)(x - 2))( x^2 + 13x/4 + 101/8 ) + 135 ln(-2 sqrt(x^2 - 3 x + 2) - 2x + 3)/16
Evaluated between the limits this reduces to (-202 sqrt(2) - 135 ln(3 - 2 sqrt(2))/16, which is ~ -2.9812669440.
So no, it does not yield a PIN.
Posted by: David Gillies at December 17, 2018 11:48 PM (tjHrt)
If only you'd forked over a little more baksheesh you could have acquired Euler Level AoSHQ membership with its built-in LaTEX capability.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 17, 2018 11:56 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at December 17, 2018 11:51 PM (4bd7D)
Book marked! That looks awesome. Would love to get my SCCA and roll a 71 510. What a complete car.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at December 17, 2018 11:56 PM (d1vli)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 17, 2018 11:56 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 17, 2018 11:56 PM (HaL55)
Oh, what a horribl...
wtf? Hot wheels tracks? Belts? Wooden paddles?
Mom? Dad?
But, but, I DIDN'T DO IT!!!!....
No, really! It wasn't me! Aww, crap...
*klunk*
Posted by: JQ at December 17, 2018 11:52 PM (zMzA6)
.....
Part of a healthy childhood.
It gave me an advantage at school. When the teacher would paddle at school, I'd laugh at them and call them a lightweight.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 17, 2018 11:55 PM (ZREC2)
Parents that actually parent.
What a concept. The result?
Less soi, more boy.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2018 11:57 PM (UsCnO)
No, really! It wasn't me! Aww, crap...
Ha. My sister was thirteen years older than me so I never had the luxury of even trying to blame stuff on a sibling. I
Posted by: cfo mom at December 17, 2018 11:58 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 17, 2018 11:58 PM (IDhUW)
Oh, what a horribl...
wtf? Hot wheels tracks? Belts? Wooden paddles?
Mom? Dad?
But, but, I DIDN'T DO IT!!!!....
No, really! It wasn't me! Aww, crap...
*klunk*
Posted by: JQ at December 17, 2018 11:52 PM (zMzA6)
LOL, the worst beating I got was for something's not I didn't do. After it was over, my sister confused, nothing happened to her for telling the truth. I didn't even get a freebie get out of jail card for take no the beating.
Posted by: Evasivebo at December 17, 2018 11:59 PM (Rz2Nc)
Typo indeed. I laugh when they card me for booze - "I'm almost old enough to buy this three times."
"I'm exponents of 21."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 17, 2018 11:59 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2018 11:59 PM (UsCnO)
What a concept. The result?
Less soi, more boy.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2018 11:57 PM (UsCnO)
....
Agreed.
I'm a firm believer boys need an ass beating now and then.
Girls can generally be reasoned with.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 17, 2018 11:59 PM (ZREC2)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death
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I drove one for 18 years and 200,000 miles. Competition Parts suspension, tricked engine. LOTS of autocross/slaloms. Finally sold it to some guys who went IMSA IT racing. Sometime I'll post a pic of it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at December 18, 2018 12:01 AM (2qPhT)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 17, 2018 11:59 PM (ZREC2)
You're nuts!
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 18, 2018 12:02 AM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: cfo mom at December 17, 2018 11:58 PM (RfzVr)
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My Mom was like that. Her next oldest sibling was 19 years older than her.
Her answer to the who did it thing was to punish everybody unless someone fessed up. She had 4 of us within 6 years, so this was very effective.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 18, 2018 12:02 AM (ffYR/)
Posted by: JT at December 17, 2018 11:40 PM (Tv8Ly)
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Is that an old people joke, sonny?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 18, 2018 12:03 AM (NhgkA)
I was acting up in church, so my dad took me out in the lobby and gave me a talking to. As we re-entered the sanctuary I squalled out like he had whipped me to embarrass him. The whole congregation was staring. He didn't say a word.
Oh Lordy! When I got home it was epic! I must have counted to thirty that day.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 18, 2018 12:04 AM (ZREC2)
Never did it again.
Posted by: cfo mom at December 18, 2018 12:04 AM (RfzVr)
Posted by: Michael Avenatti, evicted at December 18, 2018 12:04 AM (HCqAo)
Posted by: Burger Chef at December 18, 2018 12:05 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 17, 2018 11:59 PM (ZREC2)
You're nuts!
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 18, 2018 12:02 AM (Rz2Nc)
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To be fair, he said girls, not women.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 18, 2018 12:06 AM (ffYR/)
Posted by: NCKate
AMEN. That homily was inspired, uplifting, full of mercy and compassion. Simply beautiful, and nothing AT ALL like what the parents supposedly described for the microphones.
I know those parents are in grief and shock, but they are also rampaging against everyone in sight, and have already collected two scalps in their frenzy to lash out (with the eager help of the media). Their reaction does them no favors in terms of healing -- they are just amplifying their own rage at their son for killing himself.
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at December 18, 2018 12:06 AM (QU+qf)
I'm a firm believer boys need an ass beating now and then.
Mumsey Dearest would get pissed off at her boss, get a snoot-full of liquor and burst into my room while I was minding my own business and start whipping me with a big thick brown belt. Left me with huge welps on my legs.
This happened every couple of weeks. She never showed any remorse or sadness about it either. Methinks she may have overdone it, just a bit.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 18, 2018 12:06 AM (HaL55)
Mr Roy G Guzman, whose tweet appears below, describes himself as "a marginalised writer," and an "artist and influencer," thereby signalling to lower beings both his suffering and his modesty. He's also, it seems, a tad sensitive.
As talent-deprived as he appears to be, he should stick to blowing margins if he wishes to continue to use the honorific "marginalised".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2018 12:07 AM (pNxlR)
BTW, did you get to do the phone interview yet? Or heard from either of the other two?
Posted by: cfo mom at December 18, 2018 12:07 AM (RfzVr)
Posted by: Shep Smith at December 18, 2018 12:08 AM (aKsyK)
Texas girl's inoperable brain tumor vanishes (link to Fox News)
https://tinyurl.com/y7o6t2hc
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 18, 2018 12:08 AM (miE9U)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 18, 2018 12:06 AM
....
I'd say you are right.
92% of mine were well earned. The other 8% probably made up for the ones I got away with.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 18, 2018 12:10 AM (ZREC2)
Posted by: Burger Chef at December 18, 2018 12:11 AM (RuIsu)
Never did it again.
Posted by: cfo mom at December 18, 2018 12:04 AM (RfzVr)
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I got it when I was about 12. My Mom yelled at me and I walked back into my room, and flipped off my Mom. My little brother, who I shared a room with, immediately got up and reported, the little Nazi.
He paid for that one slowly, and in spades.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 18, 2018 12:11 AM (ffYR/)
One of my earliest memories is her whipping me with a thin, patent-leather black belt.
In my crib.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 18, 2018 12:12 AM (HaL55)
Stick-to-your-fork, stick-to-your-ribs, chunks of savory, salty ham.
...and now I can only consume 1,000mg of sodium per day. After two Gatorades, I'm halfway there.
...delicious, honeyed ham.
Those were the days, my friend!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 18, 2018 12:15 AM (Ckg4U)
The younger chocolate lab, Kahlua, just keeps barking at it like it's a little live thing, hysterical.
Posted by: Farmer at December 18, 2018 12:16 AM (yJ1e6)
I was acting up in church, so my dad took me out in the lobby and gave me a talking to. As we re-entered the sanctuary I squalled out like he had whipped me to embarrass him. The whole congregation was staring. He didn't say a word.
Oh Lordy! When I got home it was epic! I must have counted to thirty that day.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 18, 2018 12:04 AM (ZREC2)
I live in a predominately Amish area and have the opportunity to attend Amish church service, primarlily for weddings. You'd think they'd be strict, but they aren't. The women and men sit sepeartated, if an infant is acting up they'll get up and pass from one parent to the other, walking the kid outside if necessary. When, older kids get restless, they'll go outside and play with each other and then call me back and sit down. Much more casual than you would expect.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 18, 2018 12:16 AM (Rz2Nc)
What a pleasure to listen to. What a talent. What a sad loss.
Posted by: ... at December 18, 2018 12:17 AM (uEbPt)
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Skirts?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 17, 2018 11:20 PM (IDhUW)
(Singing at the top of my lungs)
THERE IS NOTHIN' LIKE A DAME
NOTHIN' IN THE WORLD...
What?
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 18, 2018 12:18 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 18, 2018 12:18 AM (HaL55)
BTW, did you get to do the phone interview yet? Or heard from either of the other two?
Posted by: cfo mom at December 18, 2018 12:07 AM (RfzVr)
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Did the phone interview this morning, arranged a personal interview for Thursday. Arranged a phone interview for #2 Wednesday morning. Job #3 was already filled by the time I applied.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 18, 2018 12:18 AM (ffYR/)
It was the Dad ass-beatings for starting fires or getting reports from neighbors that made me think twice about repeating those procedures.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 18, 2018 12:20 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 18, 2018 12:06 AM (ffYR/)
LOL,
But I stand by my statement.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 18, 2018 12:20 AM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 18, 2018 12:20 AM (Ckg4U)
"Joshua Wedel
@joshua_wedel
·
11h
Replying to
@DouthatNYT
I truly believe Roberts only upheld the law so as to not couple his legacy with the most intemperate factions of the Far Right/Tea Party"
Intemperate factions of the Tea Party? What are they going to do? Not pick up their trash after a protest? (shiver)
Posted by: Fenrisulven at December 18, 2018 12:21 AM (xss3U)
I remember being in my crib and I like it. Wonderful that you have turned out a good person despite that.
Posted by: cfo mom at December 18, 2018 12:21 AM (RfzVr)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 18, 2018 12:22 AM (DwvNG)
Posted by: cfo mom at December 18, 2018 12:23 AM (RfzVr)
Update on the crazy cat lady situation:
Turns out she was more married then I thought AND had a boyfriend, so...
Was fun while it lasted.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 18, 2018 12:24 AM (GBteo)
IN A VAN, DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!!
Posted by: Michael Avenatti, evicted at December 18, 2018 12:04 AM (HCqAo)
A Van? What Luxury! And on the waterfront? Unheard of!
Posted by: Surfperch's Father, in his musty Attic Office in Michigan 15 years ago at December 18, 2018 12:26 AM (tp5vm)
Intemperate factions of the Tea Party? What are they going to do? Not pick up their trash after a protest? (shiver)
Posted by: Fenrisulven
That's to be expected from a NYT "conservative."
Posted by: Shep Smith at December 18, 2018 12:27 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: cfo mom at December 18, 2018 12:23 AM (RfzVr)
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Thank you very much. If it were not for the physical issues I have, I would call job #1 a done deal.
We'll see.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 18, 2018 12:28 AM (ffYR/)
We'll see.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 18, 2018 12:28 AM (ffYR/)
Counting. Chickens. Hatched.
Victory!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 18, 2018 12:29 AM (DwvNG)
Posted by: cfo mom at December 18, 2018 12:29 AM (RfzVr)
2981
Select checking
Select withdrawal
Select Amount, Other
Select $400
Meek and I are going to tour the bar scene. Wanna come along?
https://youtu.be/Kb1ztV93dsE
Posted by: Fenrisulven at December 18, 2018 12:30 AM (xss3U)
Turns out she was more married then I thought AND had a boyfriend, so...
Was fun while it lasted.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
Damn, Harry, you really dodged a bullet there! Two of them, in fact . . .
"Gimme two steps, give me two steps mister, gimme two steps towards the door . . . "
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at December 18, 2018 12:31 AM (QU+qf)
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at December 18, 2018 12:32 AM (QU+qf)
Posted by: cfo mom at December 18, 2018 12:29 AM (RfzVr)
Yes, apparently that was / is the situation I was / am in.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 18, 2018 12:32 AM (GBteo)
"Gimme two steps, give me two steps mister, gimme two steps towards the door . . . "
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at December 18, 2018 12:31 AM (QU+qf)
Seems to be that way. I thought she was like 5/10 married, but otherwise single. Apparently not.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 18, 2018 12:33 AM (GBteo)
MUNCIE, Ind. (WTHR) - A foster parent in Muncie is facing serious charges after allegedly molesting two of the six children in his care.
Jaython Patterson was arrested over the weekend.
According to court documents, Patterson claims he was trying to teach the 7- and 8-year-old boys how to masturbate properly while he was also pleasuring himself.
He's also accused of showing the boys a pornographic video of him and his husband.
Patterson has been charged with child molestation and vicarious sexual gratification.
DCS has since removed all six children from their home.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 18, 2018 12:33 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Surfperch at December 18, 2018 12:34 AM (tp5vm)
Posted by: cfo mom at December 18, 2018 12:35 AM (RfzVr)
OK, you are sleeping with a married gal. She is cheating on her husband with you. Do you then have standing when she started having fun with guy #3?
I would think not- it is not exactly outside of her character. You have foreknowledge.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 18, 2018 12:35 AM (DwvNG)
....
Jeez.
Lord come back soon please.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 18, 2018 12:36 AM (ZREC2)
Homophobe. None of that seems possible as gay couples are just like us.
/s
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 18, 2018 12:37 AM (Rz2Nc)
The Paolo, he raises the glass of Chianti to you.
Posted by: Paolo at December 18, 2018 12:37 AM (ykYG2)
I would think not- it is not exactly outside of her character. You have foreknowledge.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 18, 2018 12:35 AM (DwvNG)
Well, it's not quite that simple. Although I guess it is.
She is married, but she lives separately from the husband. She told me they were almost completely legally divorced and sold me a whole sob story about how she's all alone with her 4 (!!!!) cats and blah blah blah.
Turns out that she and her ex (??) husband are still trying to work things out. Oh, and she's got a boyfriend from Chicago who comes out and visits regularly. Oh, and she's on Tinder picking up guys.
So... yeah. Oops.
Not that there were no red flags there, but... Yeah. Extricated myself from that situation as soon as I realized what was going on.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 18, 2018 12:38 AM (GBteo)
But I will pray for those children before I nod out.
Night all.
Posted by: cfo mom at December 18, 2018 12:39 AM (RfzVr)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 18, 2018 12:40 AM (ZREC2)
Posted by: Don Q at December 18, 2018 12:40 AM (NgKpN)
Um, the four cats were the warning to run away.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 18, 2018 12:40 AM (Rz2Nc)
In fact, *if they only knew!* well...er...
then I'd'a prob'ly been dead looonnng before age 18.
God rest ya, Mom!
I'll blubber it out at yer grave after yer gone, Dad!
Posted by: JQ at December 18, 2018 12:40 AM (zMzA6)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 18, 2018 12:40 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Burger Chef at December 18, 2018 12:42 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 18, 2018 12:40 AM (Rz2Nc)
Yes. Yes, there are four of them.
But I've called her crazy cat lady since day 1, so I knew the danger involved with that.
Was not expecting the most recent plot twist though.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 18, 2018 12:42 AM (GBteo)
Almost Live was gloriously goofy at times in spite of spawning Bill Nye.
Posted by: Deacon Bleau at December 18, 2018 12:43 AM (yScAF)
Posted by: Burger Chef at December 18, 2018 12:42 AM (RuIsu)
I guess I can't know that for sure. All I was told is that she's is "serious" with "somebody."
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 18, 2018 12:43 AM (GBteo)
All I was told is that she's is "serious" with "somebody."
Yeah, Harry...
Hopefully, she's serious with her f'n SHRINK!
**butts out**
carry on...
Posted by: JQ at December 18, 2018 12:46 AM (zMzA6)
As featured on COPS.
Filmed live on location in Florida.
***
Yeah, these episodes will end well, right?
Right?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 18, 2018 12:47 AM (QzJWU)
Pray it's not you. Or your pet rabbit
Posted by: Paolo at December 18, 2018 12:47 AM (ykYG2)
But I've called her crazy cat lady since day 1, so I knew the danger involved with that.
Was not expecting the most recent plot twist though.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 18, 2018 12:42 AM (GBteo)
I can't really judge, I made some dating mistakes after my divorce, which marriage was a mistake with plenty of warning signs before that happened.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 18, 2018 12:50 AM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: ProgNPC #7,378,569 at December 18, 2018 12:51 AM (HCqAo)
As featured on COPS.
Filmed live on location in Florida.
***
Yeah, these episodes will end well, right?
Right?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 18, 2018 12:47 AM (QzJWU)
LMAO
Yes , they'll end just fine.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 18, 2018 12:52 AM (Rz2Nc)
Nope. Sorry but I cannot lie to soothe a fellow moron.
And I've never understood why mistress turned wife is shocked her guy is cheating on her when he's already cheated WITH her.
Good luck though. Interesting times and ain't life just grand?
Posted by: Fenrisulven at December 18, 2018 12:53 AM (xss3U)
-----
Thus it isn't "either an XY or XX" it is: Do you have a 'Y' Chromosome.
----------------------
Or a male-female mosaic. - Intersex
And sometimes they do in fact menstruate.
Posted by: Undocumented at December 18, 2018 12:55 AM (iQKgg)
And I've never understood why mistress turned wife is shocked her guy is cheating on her when he's already cheated WITH her.
Good luck though. Interesting times and ain't life just grand?
Posted by: Fenrisulven at December 18, 2018 12:53 AM (xss3U)
So she lives an hour away from the husband, hasn't worn a ring in months, and I know her socially. From everything I heard, she was almost legally divorced, and single, and lonely.
AND she knew my long term girlfriend and I broke up several months ago, and went through mutual friends to set up a first date with me.
There was no sneaking around or suspicion of anything. She told me ex-husband already had a new girlfriend living in the home.
idk, in retrospect, sure.
But whatever.
Not a big deal, she was just one of the girls I've been hanging out with.
Just a bummer that she lied -- we've been friends for years.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 18, 2018 12:57 AM (GBteo)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 18, 2018 12:57 AM (miE9U)
Wasn't emotionally invested in any of this, just surprised at the shit storm she created.
Wouldn't have pegged her as that kind of girl.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 18, 2018 12:59 AM (GBteo)
Posted by: Fenrisulven at December 18, 2018 12:59 AM (xss3U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 18, 2018 01:00 AM (Ckg4U)
During college, I dated a chick with a boyfriend who was a kickboxer who fled here after killing a guy in his home country.
Posted by: Total Moron at December 18, 2018 01:01 AM (/9MNQ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 18, 2018 01:01 AM (0bu2O)
During college, I dated a chick with a boyfriend who was a kickboxer who fled here after killing a guy in his home country.
Posted by: Total Moron at December 18, 2018 01:01 AM (/9MNQ)
Thanks!
(I think)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 18, 2018 01:01 AM (GBteo)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 18, 2018 12:57 AM (GBteo)
Good thing yer out...
dysfunction is contagious.
Posted by: Don Q at December 18, 2018 01:02 AM (NgKpN)
Do I gotta set up another server?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 18, 2018 01:01 AM (0bu2O)
Well, totally interested in female morons, mid twenties, decent looking, minimal emotional issues or baggage, with promising careers. Let me know if any one who meets that criteria is out there.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 18, 2018 01:03 AM (GBteo)
During college, I dated a chick with a boyfriend who was a kickboxer who fled here after killing a guy in his home country.
Posted by: Total Moron
She dated Frank Dux??
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 18, 2018 01:03 AM (HCqAo)
Sorry, I'm the last person to give advice on mortality. The only reason I know virtue is from studying CS Lewis to be less of an evil sob.
Posted by: Fenrisulven at December 18, 2018 01:03 AM (xss3U)
The last girl I dated seriously was also allegedly finalizing her divorce.
I suspected after six months she was lying, so I finally went to the court clerks office and asked if there were any records with her name filed for divorce proceedings and they told me no.
Womens will lie from time to time.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 18, 2018 01:04 AM (ZREC2)
dysfunction is contagious.
Posted by: Don Q at December 18, 2018 01:02 AM (NgKpN)
yes, definitely dodged a bullet.
The other girl I've been hanging out with is a crazy liberal feminist who drives me nuts, though.
Seems like I need to get out in the world and expand my pool a bit. Cast a wide net, as it were.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 18, 2018 01:04 AM (GBteo)
Sorry, I'm the last person to give advice on mortality. The only reason I know virtue is from studying CS Lewis to be less of an evil sob.
Posted by: Fenrisulven at December 18, 2018 01:03 AM (xss3U)
Well, we're professional colleagues in a sense, so I'll keep it professional with her.
And as you say, I don't think she was trying to fuck with me. I'm willing to forgive and forget.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 18, 2018 01:05 AM (GBteo)
I suspected after six months she was lying, so I finally went to the court clerks office and asked if there were any records with her name filed for divorce proceedings and they told me no.
Womens will lie from time to time.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 18, 2018 01:04 AM (ZREC2)
Six months? yikes. My thing with her was measured in weeks, not months. Not a ton of emotional attachment.
I'm not broken up about it, I'm just bummed that someone I thought was a friend & professional colleague lied to me so blatantly. But not a big deal.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 18, 2018 01:06 AM (GBteo)
minimal emotional issues or baggage, with promising careers. Let me
know if any one who meets that criteria is out there.
Tons of them. I just have no idea where.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 18, 2018 01:06 AM (0bu2O)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 18, 2018 01:06 AM (0bu2O)
Heh. Well crazy cat lady was older than most girls I'm in to -- I'm 30, she was 28. usually I aim for 23-25.
I'm redoubling my efforts on early / mid 20's going forward.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 18, 2018 01:07 AM (GBteo)
Posted by: Fenrisulven at December 18, 2018 01:09 AM (xss3U)
I'm redoubling my efforts on early / mid 20's going forward.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 18, 2018 01:07 AM (GBteo)
Those carry their own set of foibles. Hell, everyone does.
To quoth Dennis Miller 'Most of us drag around so much baggage, we need a skycap.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 18, 2018 01:10 AM (DwvNG)
Hi all, my arthritis is sort of acting up and thus I'm not exactly running on all 8 cylinders.
But I just learned something disturbing. Did you know that all Intel modern CPU chips have one of hell of a backdoor built into them all?
It's called the Intel Management Engine.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
Intel_Management_Engine
Remove line feed.
It is embedded in the chipset. It's a tiny system on a chip consisting of 32-bit x86 CPU running the MINIX OS. It's completely hidden from the user and runs all the time there is power to the motherboard, and that is standy-by power. When you think the system is off, the ME is still running.
Intel claims it's no backdoor, but the thing has its own dedicated path to the Ethernet controller(s) on the motherboard with its own MAC address. It can intercept packets, sending and receiving without the main system even knowing about it.
I'm sure Bob@NSA had a little input in the design of this thing.
And AMD has something similar. Of course. The ME has full access to all of the system, memory, PCIe crap, hard drives, etc, etc. It can even take over the main CPU and the OS won't even know it. Well, it might realize that something interrupted it for a time if it was looking (there were bugs in the original SMM stuff, I remember, where System Management mode interrupts messed up OS function from interrupting it).
Anyway, you can be assured that Bob@NSA can totally take over just about any computer he wants.
Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 18, 2018 01:10 AM (f1Vqw)
His reasoning was that if a nuclear power plant suffered a melt-down they were located near areas of dense human habitation and would just kill a lot of people.
Whereas hydroelectric dams destroyed wilderness habitat for critters and hiking trails for the Eurotrash.
His logic was impeccable.
Posted by: Waepnedmann at December 18, 2018 01:10 AM (5NBJB)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 18, 2018 01:12 AM (ZREC2)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 18, 2018 01:12 AM (ZREC2)
Ha! I like where your heads at.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 18, 2018 01:14 AM (GBteo)
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at December 18, 2018 01:15 AM (QU+qf)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 18, 2018 01:15 AM (DwvNG)
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at December 18, 2018 01:17 AM (QU+qf)
Can I interest you in a vow of celibacy, perhaps? it's much safer!
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at December 18, 2018 01:15 AM (QU+qf)
Sounds...
...fun?
I don't know, I just can't help myself. I like women too much.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 18, 2018 01:18 AM (GBteo)
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at December 18, 2018 01:17 AM (QU+qf)
I'm older than I type.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 18, 2018 01:18 AM (DwvNG)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 18, 2018 01:18 AM (GBteo)
*fistbump*
Ain't that the God's honest truth.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 18, 2018 01:19 AM (DwvNG)
-Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 18, 2018 01:18 AM (GBteo)
Fix'd, for accuracy.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 18, 2018 01:19 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 18, 2018 01:21 AM (Ckg4U)
Where would you compromise? A shade over 29? "Minimal issues" by what standards? and would you trade "excellent mom-cook-homemaker" for "promising careers"?
Now, your turn. Are you willing to relocate to her life? Are your intentions matrimonial, faithful, and parental? Are you able to provide for wife, family and future?
A dad
Posted by: mindful webworker - 4 Days 'til Solstice at December 18, 2018 01:21 AM (EVE5z)
-Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 18, 2018 01:18 AM (GBteo)
Fix'd, for accuracy.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 18, 2018 01:19 AM (Ckg4U)
Well, hey, what can I say?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 18, 2018 01:22 AM (GBteo)
Posted by: free tibet at December 17, 2018 10:50 PM (Wd55D)
Someplace in the headwaters of the Perfume River...
Posted by: Fox2! at December 18, 2018 01:22 AM (MwFQu)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 18, 2018 01:19 AM (Ckg4U)
Let he who has never done something stupid for a woman cast the first stone.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 18, 2018 01:23 AM (DwvNG)
Now, your turn. Are you willing to relocate to her life? Are your intentions matrimonial, faithful, and parental? Are you able to provide for wife, family and future?
A dad
Posted by: mindful webworker - 4 Days 'til Solstice at December 18, 2018 01:21 AM (EVE5z)
I can sacrifice on the career part, since I don't really need a second income.
I suppose I could relocate, sure. I'm planning on moving soon anyways.
So yeah, I can compromise.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 18, 2018 01:23 AM (GBteo)
Posted by: mindful webworker - 4 Days 'til Solstice at December 18, 2018 01:24 AM (EVE5z)
Ain't that the God's honest truth.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 18, 2018 01:19 AM (DwvNG)
Right? It'd probably be easier if I was asexual or gay or something, but... hey, what can you do?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 18, 2018 01:24 AM (GBteo)
Unemployed, gout-ridden glutton seeks strapping bull for good times with deprived wife.
Donations are appreciated.
Posted by: William Crystal, Esquire at December 18, 2018 01:25 AM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 18, 2018 01:24 AM (GBteo)
We all keep trying, like fools!
Posted by: David LoPan at December 18, 2018 01:25 AM (DwvNG)
-Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 18, 2018 01:23 AM (DwvNG)
It was less of a stone and more of a crumbled-up note on paper.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 18, 2018 01:27 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 18, 2018 01:27 AM (Ckg4U)
Well, if I am reading this situation right, Harry did not have any idea what was going on until after the fact. When he found out, he got out. Seems like the right call.
People are usually pretty easy to read unless they are a woman I am having sex with- or want to have sex with. Then she becomes a cipher which is unsolvable. So I cannot exactly beat the guy up for not picking up any warning signals- I would not have either.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 18, 2018 01:29 AM (DwvNG)
*ducks behind hard cover*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 17, 2018 10:58 PM (xJa6I)
There's a new trend in bowling to have only two-finger holed balls, two fingers and no thumb hole. I was channel surfing (watch out for the Pointe du Hoc!) and happened to see that. Supposed to help with the spin. As a former bowler, it looked all kinds of fucked up.
Posted by: RickZ at December 18, 2018 01:30 AM (Y8PSl)
Tonight on Mannix:
THE OPEN WEB - Mannix lends a hand to a police
lieutenant who's pursuing an escaped mobster into the Santa Monica
mountains.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 18, 2018 01:30 AM (oGNNA)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 18, 2018 01:31 AM (5aX2M)
"Joe Mannix is visited one night by Ken Gordon, a young police officer
whose life Mannix once saved. Unfortunately, moments later Gordon takes
a bullet meant for Mannix, fired by Victor Roarke, a criminal whom
Mannix once helped capture. Roarke is taken into custody, but claims to
know the location of a missing judge's body -- but Mannix and Art
Malcolm soon discover that Roarke's claim is part of an elaborate
attempt at escape and extortion."
Could be good for a concussion.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 18, 2018 01:32 AM (oGNNA)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 18, 2018 01:29 AM (DwvNG)
Thank you.
Yes, in retrospect... not the best move.
But at the time, I didn't see the problem. She seemed single, I was single, she was in to me. She's very cute...
I don't know. Hey. Not saying it was my smartest moment in life.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 18, 2018 01:32 AM (GBteo)
Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 18, 2018 01:10 AM (f1Vqw)
Scary stuff, Publius. I have an AMD-A6 6400k processor in this machine.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2018 01:33 AM (fDU8w)
Not necessarily long term relationship material, but what's the worst that can happen?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 18, 2018 01:33 AM (GBteo)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 18, 2018 01:33 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 18, 2018 01:32 AM (GBteo)
None of them are the right move- until you have a good day. It is either strikes or home runs in this league. *ponders if more metaphor is needed*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 18, 2018 01:35 AM (DwvNG)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 18, 2018 01:33 AM (Ckg4U)
No problem. Trust me, not my best moment.
As our president, the God-Emperor would say "not proud of it, believe me, believe me."
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 18, 2018 01:35 AM (GBteo)
Wait. Why can't it ever be the reverse? I have this quarry full of stones I've been saving up for The Day when I get a shot at pitching.
I'm an expert on mistakes involving women. Harken to me!
Posted by: Fenrisulven at December 18, 2018 01:36 AM (sczWW)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - my people are not NPCs at December 17, 2018 11:46 PM
That's a euphemism, innit? (But for what, I know not!)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at December 17, 2018 11:48 PM (CLcKT)
Nope, completely literal. I need to make one, and wondered if anyone has tips, recipes, etc. I live in a new culture and need to get with the program.
Slap, I know it's baked mac 'n' cheese, but apparently there are quite a few variations.
(sorry this reply is belated, but I've been wrestling with Spectrum internet).
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - my people are not NPCs at December 18, 2018 01:37 AM (NMAzL)
What channel?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 18, 2018 01:31 AM (5aX2M
====
MeTV, if you get it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 18, 2018 01:37 AM (oGNNA)
Posted by: Fenrisulven at December 18, 2018 01:36 AM (sczWW)
Hah! Every man is a 'thought leader' when it comes to making mistakes with women.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 18, 2018 01:37 AM (DwvNG)
to know I am making that pork tenderloin tomorrow that you made.
publius raved about it, so I went to the link you gave and oh my gosh I
can't wait.
Thank you hon, sorry I can't help with the macaroni.
Posted by: cfo mom at December 17, 2018 11:51 PM (RfzVr)
You're welcome - you're gonna LOVE it! It's in my recipe box 'til death do us part.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - my people are not NPCs at December 18, 2018 01:39 AM (NMAzL)
And I got a USB-enabled car stereo installed, so I can listen to the music I chose to record on a thumb drive, and not the idiot radio DJ's and ads. (I'm not in Cap'n Whitebread's market, so I can say that.)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2018 01:39 AM (fDU8w)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 18, 2018 01:40 AM (oGNNA)
I think I would have to agree with a previous commentor in that, while I have no specific experience of it, it could not be harmed by adding ham/bacon.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 18, 2018 01:40 AM (DwvNG)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 18, 2018 01:40 AM (GBteo)
(sorry this reply is belated, but I've been wrestling with Spectrum internet).
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - my people are not NPCs at December 18, 2018 01:37 AM (NMAzL)
Baked mac n cheese is the yummiest. Make sure there is lots of grated cheddar on top, to get well melted and browned. Browned cheddar is awesome.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2018 01:41 AM (fDU8w)
Use what you like. Take the best from what you read online and make it your own. From what I know, your palette is well-formed and you can start with a "less-is-more" recipe and go from there.
As I said earlier, I'd used chunked ham. ...because I'm fairly awesome.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 18, 2018 01:41 AM (Ckg4U)
Wow. The Guest Baddie is Rip Torn.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 18, 2018 01:40 AM (oGNNA)
Ma'ax!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 18, 2018 01:41 AM (DwvNG)
My cat Piewacket thinks you want to talk about her more than you'll admit. And that you came here looking to be convinced backing away was the right move. And that you would be happier burying guy#3 and patiently waiting in case she follows through with the divorce.
Oh wait. I don't have a cat. Weird. Nevermind.
Posted by: Fenrisulven at December 18, 2018 01:45 AM (sczWW)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 18, 2018 01:45 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 18, 2018 01:45 AM (DwvNG)
-Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2018 01:41 AM (fDU8w)
Agreed. A dusting of bread crumbs with small pats of butter would make it even better.
I would use elbow macaroni or ziti. Everyone wants the pieces near the edge of the baking dish because of the extra texture you get on the pasta.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 18, 2018 01:45 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 18, 2018 01:46 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 18, 2018 01:45 AM (NMAzL)
I am odd in that while I like the flavor of tomato, be it paste or sauce, etc, I do not like the consistency of actual tomatoes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 18, 2018 01:46 AM (DwvNG)
And you, publius - "Anyway, you can be assured that Bob@NSA can totally take over just about any computer he wants."
Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 18, 2018 01:10 AM (f1Vqw)
You're supposed to be asleep. Don't make me come over there.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 18, 2018 01:47 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 18, 2018 01:37 AM (oGNNA)
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Crap. It doesn't come through in my neighborhood. Most channels do, but of course not the Mannix one
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 18, 2018 01:47 AM (5aX2M)
Posted by: ramondo at December 18, 2018 01:47 AM (1kZAV)
The Plot: The Secret Story of The Protocols of the Elders of Zion. Published posthumously in 2005. My hardcover edition has an introduction written by Umberto Eco.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 18, 2018 01:49 AM (trpsZ)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 18, 2018 01:49 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2018 01:49 AM (fDU8w)
Posted by: ramondo's brother (the smart one) at December 18, 2018 01:50 AM (5aX2M)
the pieces near the edge of the baking dish because of the extra texture
you get on the pasta.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 18, 2018 01:45 AM (Ckg4U)
Apparently they use tube spaghetti on the islands, and break it up.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 18, 2018 01:51 AM (NMAzL)
In fact, *if they only knew!* well...er...
then I'd'a prob'ly been dead looonnng before age 18.od rest ya, Mom!
I'll blubber it out at yer grave after yer gone, Dad!
Posted by: JQ at December 18, 2018 12:40 AM (zMzA6)
---
must be nice: my "mother" would beat me in hysterical, unhinged, shrieking fury for long periods of time (between me getting home from school and Dad getting home from w*rk), often just for the crime of being "just like your father".... plus the hair pulling, etc, that went with it.
needless to say, i have fathered no children during my time here in Hell.
on the upside, i am the primary power of attorney to pick her nursing home.
if revenge is best tasted cold, mine will be immersed in liquid hydrogen.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 18, 2018 01:51 AM (zJ7J0)
Winnowing can be fun. And dangerous.
However. One should not clear a minefield by way of pounding one's feet across the suspect ground.
Of this, I will say no more.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 18, 2018 01:51 AM (QzJWU)
That's entirely up to your taste buds. I'm not a big fan of fontina, but I'm not the one eating it. Butter adds the texture to the sharp cheddar and the bread crumbs add that nice texture to the entire casserole/pie.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 18, 2018 01:51 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 18, 2018 01:53 AM (trpsZ)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 18, 2018 01:55 AM (NMAzL)
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 18, 2018 01:51 AM (NMAzL)
I can see that. About the only thing I wouldn't use is lasagna noodles.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 18, 2018 01:56 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 18, 2018 01:56 AM (NMAzL)
I can't tell what's troll and what's parody anymore, if this one's real, then he must've cranked up teh stoopid past 11.
Posted by: Surfperch at December 18, 2018 01:57 AM (tp5vm)
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 18, 2018 01:55 AM (NMAzL)
I only "play to the crowd" after I make something my own. Criticism and ideas are always welcome.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 18, 2018 01:57 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2018 01:58 AM (fDU8w)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 18, 2018 01:58 AM (DwvNG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 18, 2018 01:58 AM (DwvNG)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 18, 2018 01:59 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 18, 2018 01:51 AM (NMAzL)
Well, it's easier to break tube spaghetti than the solid-state kind.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2018 01:59 AM (fDU8w)
Middle-of-oven, broiler for two minutes.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 18, 2018 02:03 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 18, 2018 02:04 AM (Ckg4U)
Crap. It doesn't come through in my neighborhood. Most channels do, but of course not the Mannix one
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 18, 2018 01:47 AM (5aX2M
=====
Someone around here watches it on TV, and I sometimes watch along in solidarity on YouTube, where there are tons of Mannix episodes. Never the ones that happen to be on MeTV, however.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 18, 2018 02:05 AM (oGNNA)
Today, Tuesday, is the 5th anniversary of Tim's death. I thought I'd never get out from under that terrible loss. At last, I have. I still think of him with love, but no longer with crippling sorrow.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 18, 2018 02:06 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 18, 2018 02:08 AM (DwvNG)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 18, 2018 02:08 AM (Ckg4U)
My mom made baked mac'n'cheese in the oven in one of those white and blue Corning ware dishes, with lots of extra-sharp cheddar cheese and sprinkles of paprika on top. She used elbow macaroni.
Yum!
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at December 18, 2018 02:12 AM (QU+qf)
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at December 18, 2018 02:14 AM (QU+qf)
All the hugs.
And a heartfelt raise of the glass to you n' Publius. This is as it should be, and is.
May contentment embrace you the rest of your days.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 18, 2018 02:22 AM (QzJWU)
He eschewed the Hollywood scene for a more peaceful, bucolic and thoughtful lifestyle.
His recent bent on us never going to the moon is confusing to me because I've always taken it for granted.
I have done no research on it, so I have no freaking clue. I only know what I've been told.
I don't know whether to worry about the dude a little or if he's actually right.
I just listen to his comedy and try to wish good things for his Family.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 18, 2018 02:27 AM (Ckg4U)
Odd thing, this life.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 18, 2018 02:33 AM (Ckg4U)
All-encompassing hugs to ONT denizens for helping me be silly and remember how to laugh.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 18, 2018 02:34 AM (NMAzL)
Here he's attempting snark at us for laughing at the sinking of the Weekly Standard
https://tinyurl.com/y8dznj2e
Posted by: kbdabear at December 18, 2018 02:36 AM (0Ntuf)
would allow me to become obsessive over the topic; as I cannot afford
the time, nor the emotional backlash should I find out "What I Don't
Want to Believe".
Odd thing, this life.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 18, 2018 02:33 AM (Ckg4U)
That's what I experienced over false flags and especially wrt Sandy Hook.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 18, 2018 02:36 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 18, 2018 02:38 AM (Ckg4U)
Weasel and Jim would admonish me for that sort of poor judgement.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 18, 2018 02:39 AM (Ckg4U)
ago that Jim Treacher was a drama queen, but I didn't read him lately
know that he's a Cuck Cruiser too...
Here he's attempting snark at us for laughing at the sinking of the Weekly Standard
https://tinyurl.com/y8dznj2e
Posted by: kbdabear at December 18, 2018 02:36 AM (0Ntuf)
Thought for a minute that said "Cuck Teaser." What would a "cuck teaser" be? Discuss amongst yourselves.Disappointed in Treacher.
I read that with dismay earlier this afternoon. WTF, right?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 18, 2018 02:40 AM (NMAzL)
Weasel and Jim would admonish me for that sort of poor judgement.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 18, 2018 02:39 AM (Ckg4U)
Yes, that was a premature ejaculation - 3 exclamation points...
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 18, 2018 02:41 AM (NMAzL)
Slap.
If you ever doubted that we've been to the Moon, I can arrange for you to take a wee excursion out to Van Horn, TX.
Where we will witness a qualified astrophysicist engage a high powered laser, fired at a precise set of coordinates on the moon's surface.
This is where one of the later Apollo missions (15 or 16 IIRC), left a set of reflectors aimed back at the Earth, for exactly this reason.
That laser beam will shoot TO the moon, and return TO the Van Horn site, in a very precise measure of time, which calculates exactly to the distance from the Earth to the Moon, and Back.
To the millisecond.
This "experiment" is conducted several times per year.
You can Bing or *spit* Google this to confirm it's veracity, too.
And countless HAM radio types have confirmed, from Apollo 11 onward, that all those missions flew exactly as described. They had all the azimuths and trajectories nailed down as to signal path, delays and orbital windows and obstructions.
Their math proved impeccably precise, in each and every measure.
The doubters?
Buss Aldrin was RIGHT to punch out the hippie in Hawaii.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 18, 2018 02:43 AM (QzJWU)
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 18, 2018 02:36 AM (NMAzL)
There are many things I choose not to entertain, due to my lack of mental capacity to do so; also the blinders we choose to wear so as to focus on the important personal tasks.
I'm just a simpleton, wary of my blinders.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 18, 2018 02:43 AM (Ckg4U)
I read that with dismay earlier this afternoon. WTF, right?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 18, 2018 02:40 AM (NMAzL)
His drama vs Empire of Jeff made me wonder if he drunk-posted here. EoJ didn't know about Treacher's accident and apologized for some crack, but Treacher couldn't let it go.
Another mask comes off.
Posted by: kbdabear at December 18, 2018 02:45 AM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 18, 2018 02:48 AM (0Ntuf)
-Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
-Posted by: Jim at December 18, 2018 02:43 AM (QzJWU)
Well, I'm never beyond Hippie-Punching. That will always be a "given" withing my particular realm of thought.
I'll just rely on myself to overcome the doubters. The Van Allen Belt(s) are intriguing, as well as the live broadcast.
...and perhaps I'll apply the time and emotional investment later in life.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 18, 2018 02:49 AM (Ckg4U)
Just another brick in the wall.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 18, 2018 02:49 AM (QzJWU)
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 18, 2018 02:41 AM (NMAzL)
Penalty accepted, minus caveat.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 18, 2018 02:51 AM (Ckg4U)
The Apollo missions were specifically hardened to withstand going beyond the Van Allen Belt.
One of my best cigar lounge friends recently retired from NASA, as a Senior Orbital Dynamics Engineer.
He and I have discussed a few things.
More, I cannot say here.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 18, 2018 02:53 AM (QzJWU)
381 I don't know if anybody's made note of this but Treacher's gone full Patterico at PJM in defending the denizens of the Weakly Substandard. In Jim's defense, he's never been run over by a cruise ship.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 17, 2018 03:58 PM (y7DUB)
That last sentence is fuckin' funny if you were around when Treacher acted like he was killed in the incident.
Posted by: kbdabear at December 18, 2018 02:53 AM (0Ntuf)
As I've already stated, it is anathema to me that we never went to the moon.
...but I got questions, y'all!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 18, 2018 02:56 AM (Ckg4U)
Litereally.
Boy ain't been right, since, either.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 18, 2018 02:56 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 18, 2018 02:57 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 18, 2018 02:59 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Jim at December 18, 2018 02:59 AM (QzJWU)
They'd sometimes be smart enough to ask, "Do you mean country, continent ...what?"
And I'd be smart enough to answer, "Just give me a general location. Make it as big as you want and you win a beer."
So they'd be "smart enough" to say "Earth".
Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 18, 2018 03:02 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 18, 2018 03:03 AM (NMAzL)
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 18, 2018 02:59 AM (NMAzL)
Show-off.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 18, 2018 03:03 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 18, 2018 03:04 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 18, 2018 03:06 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 18, 2018 03:03 AM (Ckg4U)
I was Alive, yes, even back then.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 18, 2018 03:07 AM (NMAzL)
...so there.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 18, 2018 03:08 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 18, 2018 03:08 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 18, 2018 03:09 AM (Ckg4U)
...so there.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 18, 2018 03:08 AM (Ckg4U)
Yes, but you weren't there.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 18, 2018 03:10 AM (NMAzL)
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 18, 2018 03:10 AM (NMAzL)
Out of my control. Not that I "control" much of anything.
...but that was up to human sexuality and God.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 18, 2018 03:12 AM (Ckg4U)
...just an annoyance.
-Back to your regularly-scheduled programming.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 18, 2018 03:13 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2018 03:20 AM (/rm4P)
Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2018 03:29 AM (/rm4P)
G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy.
*static*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 18, 2018 03:33 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 18, 2018 03:35 AM (oGNNA)
Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2018 03:45 AM (/rm4P)
Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2018 04:04 AM (/rm4P)
Posted by: My life is insanity (formerly longtime lurker's mom on her cell phone) at December 18, 2018 04:16 AM (SFDVN)
Posted by: My life is insanity (formerly longtime lurker's mom on her cell phone) at December 18, 2018 04:18 AM (SFDVN)
Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2018 04:23 AM (/rm4P)
Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2018 04:34 AM (/rm4P)
She is a national treasure. I don't want to be her, but I am glad that she is.
Posted by: m at December 18, 2018 04:38 AM (Q7mSB)
Posted by: My life is insanity (formerly longtime lurker's mom on her cell phone) at December 18, 2018 04:38 AM (SFDVN)
Anyway (without a quote) the fact that Ben Domenech has a blind spot about his father-in-law is just human nature. He has a good point about McSally. It would make no sense to appoint her.
Or is it the new standard in American politics, being rewarded for losing? The Beto Test?
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at December 18, 2018 04:46 AM (VaN/j)
Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2018 04:48 AM (/rm4P)
I bet she is nice
Gotta go, have a good one
Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2018 04:56 AM (/rm4P)
So along comes PJ Media with an offer to do a daily column a few months ago; I read a few of them but mostly ignore his stuff as he wasn't witty or had anything novel to say.
So now he steps in it with his TWS defense plus a shot at Trump; I suspect this latest gig is heading downhill with no brakes.
Maybe he should try coding.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 18, 2018 05:01 AM (Z4rgH)
I have never doubted that for any reason at all.
Posted by: m at December 18, 2018 05:03 AM (Q7mSB)
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at December 18, 2018 05:04 AM (VaN/j)
Posted by: m at December 18, 2018 05:08 AM (Q7mSB)
Treacher is a cretin, I suspect he'd have a hard time even learning to program in LOGO.
And if he were to produce any thing it would probably be variations of ORANGE MAN BAD!!
Posted by: Kreplach at December 18, 2018 05:16 AM (qxq6t)
174 As I know too well, it's not easy when you stand up and put yourself in contention for a role that's only been sought by boys," she wrote in her letter, dated Dec. 6.
Hillary is such a homosexual piece of shit. She seeks to create strife between men and women, destroying the fabric of society, just because so Clinton pretending only boys run for student council and that this girl somehow list because she is a girl she was born as a perverted piece of excrement.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 17, 2018 10:44 PM (/qEW2)
As usual, more utter bullshit from Clinton. Student council positions were mostly won by girls in my grade school back in the late 60s and early 70s. The same in junior high, Although by high school it was closer to 50-50. A quick flip through my moms high school yearbooks from the 40s and 50s shows roughly the same ratios.
Pretending this little girl lost because shes a girl running for a mans job isharmful projecting bullshit.
Posted by: LASue at December 18, 2018 05:22 AM (XROPS)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 18, 2018 05:24 AM (ROyNt)
Posted by: LASue at December 18, 2018 05:28 AM (XROPS)
What gets me is that I read this before, also in WaPo. Decades ago there was an article "Boys Just Want to Have Guns" in which a feminist mom was bemoaning her failure to make her kids gender neutral.
The libs never learn. Hell, Saki wrote "Toys of Peace" before WWI.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at December 18, 2018 05:30 AM (VaN/j)
Posted by: Colin at December 18, 2018 05:32 AM (e06xK)
Posted by: Colin at December 18, 2018 05:36 AM (e06xK)
At one time NASA employed 500,000 workers. In order to send a man to the moon and bring him back alive.
Of course we spent all that time, employed half a million, burned through all that money on videos that could be accomplished on a Hollywood film set.
People are idiots.
Posted by: Newest Nic at December 18, 2018 05:48 AM (jYje5)
me: you use your tongue prettier than a $20 whore.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 18, 2018 05:49 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 18, 2018 05:50 AM (Pg+x7)
one of those workers, youtuber mark rober, pranked package thieves with an elaborate glitter/stink bomb. fun video available "rober stink bomb". via freereublic.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 18, 2018 05:55 AM (Pg+x7)
NJ AG's get off on harassing lawful gun owners.
Christie had to pardon at least two gun owners that ran afoul of NJ's stupid gun laws.
I can easily imagine NJ Troopers doing inspections of gun ranges to check for compliance.
NJ has a NY inferiority complex and routinely goes off on, "Hold My Beer" jags with respect NY's idiocy.
Posted by: Kreplach at December 18, 2018 06:02 AM (qxq6t)
2 plane flight
2 hour drive
head hit pillow at 1210 this am
already up
to fukn old for this shit
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2018 06:04 AM (oMMKj)
Reporter:
Sir, those are dummies.
Governor Lepetomane:
How do you think I got elected?
So true today!!
Posted by: Colin at December 18, 2018 06:06 AM (e06xK)
Jordon Peterson routinely talks about the Scandanavian experience with "leveling the playing fields" and egalitarian social policies which show that left to their own devices, the inherent differences in interest and temperament of men and women will express themselves by men doing and being drawn to male centered occupations and women being drawn to female occupations.
Go figure.
Posted by: Kreplach at December 18, 2018 06:07 AM (qxq6t)
Posted by: Colin at December 18, 2018 06:12 AM (e06xK)
Posted by: m at December 18, 2018 06:14 AM (Q7mSB)
Posted by: m at December 18, 2018 06:15 AM (Q7mSB)
Men 4,492 | 4,803 |
Deaths on the Job for for 2015 and 2016. Maybe this explains the reason women on claim to make 78% of what men do!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2018 06:16 AM (oMMKj)
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 18, 2018 06:17 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 18, 2018 06:18 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 18, 2018 06:19 AM (hyuyC)
An Oklahoma man who was sentenced in a Texas court to 20 years in prison on Monday for a deadly 2017 hit-and-run apparently showed little remorse in court and called the woman he hit "careless," a report said.
The Dallas Morning News reported that John Adrian Esparza, 31, pleaded guilty inside a Dallas court to felony charges of failure to stop and render aid, along with manslaughter.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2018 06:19 AM (oMMKj)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 18, 2018 06:20 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 18, 2018 06:19 AM (hyuyC)
and husbands and boyfriends are 2nd leading cause of death on job to women
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2018 06:20 AM (oMMKj)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 18, 2018 06:18 AM (cqNba)
back at chu
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2018 06:22 AM (oMMKj)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 18, 2018 06:23 AM (ROyNt)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 18, 2018 06:23 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Colin at December 18, 2018 06:23 AM (e06xK)
Go figure.
Posted by: Kreplach at December 18, 2018 06:07 AM
Peterson is dead on. I had a predominately male factory. One gutsy woman wanted to run a tough piece of equipment. The pay was much higher - probably twice what she was making. So I trained her, held her hand, and she did okay. Some physical aspects of the job that required muscles she did piss poorly at. After about six months she told me she didn't want to run the equipment any more. She was pregnant. The only reason she wanted to run it was to save up money to get pregnant, have another kid, and become a stay at home mom.
So as employer, you're damned if you do, damned if you don't. The feminists want to have their cake and eat it too. Nice in theory, reality is something different.
Posted by: Newest Nic at December 18, 2018 06:24 AM (jYje5)
Little VIA rolled in on Christmas Leave last night.
Yes....I'm glad he is home as well.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 18, 2018 06:26 AM (cqNba)
I have been assured by people with big brains that reality is exactly like theory.
In theory, anyhow.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 18, 2018 06:28 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2018 06:29 AM (xzezz)
Farming can be an unforgiving profession. Lots of machinery moving around, and lots of maintenance.
One of my students, in 3rd grade, was life-flighted to a major metro hospital after helping his dad on the ranch, and having a bad accident. He's OK now, but it was close. Another 8 year old was killed by the same type of accident two months later.
And the paper reports at least one farmer a month dying in an overturned tractor, of while clearing a blockage in a combine.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 18, 2018 06:29 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 18, 2018 06:30 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 18, 2018 06:32 AM (hyuyC)
Between overturning, and getting snagged by a PTO, tractors are about one of the statistically deadliest things out there.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 18, 2018 06:32 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 18, 2018 06:35 AM (JUOKG)
Can you imagine the tweet fun Trump could have with that. If that were the case.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 18, 2018 06:37 AM (cqNba)
now, whether these young women will want to make careers out of it is another matter.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 18, 2018 06:37 AM (Pg+x7)
I was in Worldgate, a fancy health club in Herndon, VA. In the mens-only hot tub after a swim.
A very well dressed woman (think Republican mother of four) came from the direction of the showers. Which meant she had to walk through the entire length of the men's locker room.
Being a gentleman, solely by act of Congress, I stood up and asked her if she needed help. A quick glance my way, a return to eyes front, and she walked out of the locker room by the pool entrance just beyond the hot tub. Without a word.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 18, 2018 06:37 AM (hyuyC)
An Oklahoma man who was sentenced in a Texas court to 20 years in prison on Monday for a deadly 2017 hit-and-run apparently showed little remorse in court and called the woman he hit "careless," a report said.
The Dallas Morning News reported that John Adrian Esparza, 31, pleaded guilty inside a Dallas court to felony charges of failure to stop and render aid, along with manslaughter.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2018 06:19 AM (oMMKj)
Can we have a link, please?
Posted by: m at December 18, 2018 06:38 AM (Q7mSB)
I had some relatives who owned a farm who were killed on a tractor. Husband and wife on a back roads highway between fields that got rear-ended by a car travelling at high speed. Before they put that neon triangle thing on the back of them.
Posted by: Newest Nic at December 18, 2018 06:39 AM (jYje5)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 18, 2018 06:40 AM (Pg+x7)
Some are expressing the idea that his tirade was set off by some questioning he got during the closed door hearing and probably something he was forced to admit to or reveal.
So viewed through that prism, his tirade may be a self serving smoke screen for whats potentially might be coming out.
Posted by: Kreplach at December 18, 2018 06:40 AM (qxq6t)
PTO shafts have "Ï want to kill you" all over them.
The worst story I heard was a 80 year old farmer running down his 78 year old wife with an attachment. By accident. Very sad.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 18, 2018 06:41 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Walker at December 18, 2018 06:42 AM (Zhoid)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 18, 2018 06:43 AM (bim/x)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Seconded.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2018 06:43 AM (xzezz)
May every traffic light turn green as you approach.
Head on a swivel and have a SecDef Mattis plan.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 18, 2018 06:43 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2018 06:19 AM (oMMKj)
Can we have a link, please?
Posted by: m at December 18, 2018 06:38 AM (Q7mSB)
Got it. Fox News.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7rnalgp
Posted by: m at December 18, 2018 06:44 AM (Q7mSB)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 18, 2018 06:45 AM (8EKo7)
Wage disparity is scam on par with climate change.
Take the Boston case you describe, the BTA is completely unionized, all union outfits have developed, follow and adhere to occupation/Wage schedules.
So if you have an occupation of electrician you are paid according to the wage schedule, there is not a separate schedule for men and woman.
So any disparities are due solely with the individuals interest in wanting to earn more through over-time or other elective ways in which to earn more.
Posted by: Kreplach at December 18, 2018 06:47 AM (qxq6t)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2018 06:19 AM (oMMKj)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7rnalgp
Posted by: m at December 18, 2018 06:44 AM (Q7mSB)
Eh, sounds to me like there are two sides to that.
Posted by: m at December 18, 2018 06:47 AM (Q7mSB)
Posted by: Walker at December 18, 2018 06:52 AM (5ZRXN)
Go figure.
Well... I'm an aircraft sheet metal mechanic. Have been since I joined the Air Force at 17. (I'm, uh, considerably older than that now.) Been the only female in my shop since, like, forever. But...we're out here. Many, many more women going into aviation maintenance now than there were 40 years ago. Back then, we were an oddity. Now, it's actually a career choice that's offered to girls.
Posted by: Antisocialist at December 18, 2018 06:54 AM (rKn9P)
re tractor fatality, reminds me of a scary - for - real Halloween decoration I saw a few years ago.
Just a pair of boots and pants cuffs sticking out of a big roll of hay.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 18, 2018 06:56 AM (mfOi4)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 18, 2018 07:00 AM (07mXI)
Posted by: freaked, on his period at December 18, 2018 07:02 AM (UdKB7)
Its been a while.
Posted by: Walker at December 18, 2018 07:05 AM (Zhoid)
That's fantastic but you're an outlier, given unlimited opportunity, a vanishingly minute number of women would exhibit the desire or inclination to become sheet metal mechanics as men would be to become workers at a daycare center for children.
Now why should social policy be such that would push more women to be sheet metal mechanics and men to become day care workers?
It shouldn't, so have fun working metal, and try not to agitate for ruinous social policy.
Posted by: Kreplach at December 18, 2018 07:05 AM (qxq6t)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2018 07:06 AM (oMMKj)
Enough math. There will be no further warnings.
Posted by: AoS Thread Police at December 18, 2018 07:06 AM (jYje5)
https://www.fundthewall.com/
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2018 07:06 AM (AllCR)
Look at you doing the calculus....I was told there'd be no math.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 18, 2018 07:08 AM (07mXI)
Posted by: rhennigantx
His good friend Mueller let some innocent men rot in jail to keep his stoolie Whitey Bulger as an 'informant'.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 18, 2018 07:09 AM (8EKo7)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 18, 2018 07:10 AM (cqNba)
https://www.fundthewall.com/
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2018 07:06 AM
I did the m_th a couple weeks ago. If every person who voted for Trump kicked in a hundred it would be enough.
I'm sure that would be an excellent long-term investment.
Posted by: Newest Nic at December 18, 2018 07:11 AM (jYje5)
woodpilereport.com
new content every Tuesday, and I think Ol' Remus' viewpoint is compatible with the Hordes.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 18, 2018 07:11 AM (mfOi4)
And wouldn't you know it when there were burblings that Whitey's tongue was loosening with regards to the Mueller years, he was surreptitously moved to a dangerous prison and left in gen pop. and beaten to death within hours of arriving.
Funny that.
Posted by: Kreplach at December 18, 2018 07:12 AM (qxq6t)
Posted by: Tentotwo at December 18, 2018 07:12 AM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 18, 2018 07:14 AM (8EKo7)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 18, 2018 07:15 AM (8EKo7)
Don't know if this will translate, but here is the link for
"integrate (3*x^3-x^2+2*x-4)/((x^2-3*x+2)^(1/2)) from x=0 to x=1"
And it says -2.9813 as well.
https://tinyurl.com/y6wv7vz4
Posted by: Special Ed at December 18, 2018 07:16 AM (1C8vs)
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 18, 2018 07:18 AM (lwiT4)
I'm sure that would be an excellent long-term investment.
Posted by: Newest Nic at December 18, 2018 07:11 AM (jYje5)
I promise you - if all the land were donated from private sources inside the US Border, and all the funds were donated - a Federal Judge would still step in and block it.
Posted by: Walker at December 18, 2018 07:18 AM (5ZRXN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2018 07:19 AM (AllCR)
Show your work by steps or ya get no credit....
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 18, 2018 07:19 AM (07mXI)
And the hysterical reason that he was supposedly transferred was that he had become a "disciplinary problem"
An 89 year old man who was wheel chair bound became such a disciplianry problem that you move him from Florida to West Virginia and then put this disciplinary problem in gen pop?
There are many people who need their necks stretched for a myriad of crimes but none more than Robert Mueller.
Piece of shit motherfucker.
Posted by: Kreplach at December 18, 2018 07:20 AM (qxq6t)
Posted by: Kreplach at December 18, 2018 07:20 AM (qxq6t)
Merry Christmas Kreplach!!
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 18, 2018 07:21 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2018 07:22 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: Kreplach at December 18, 2018 07:23 AM (qxq6t)
Posted by: Kreplach at December 18, 2018 07:05 AM (qxq6t)
Not agitating for anything. The women who work in this field, and are successful, do so because they genuinely want to and are mechanically inclined enough to do well. Not all women are. Not all men are. I don't think anyone, male or female, should be prodded into pursuing a career they are neither interested in nor would do well at for the sake of "social equity ". I would do really, really poorly as an administrator or program manager or executive assistant. I'm probably the most un-organized person on the planet, plus the thought of dressing up every day gives me the sadz. I've worked with guys who couldn't drill a straight hole or shoot a decent rivet if their lives depended on it. It's all in what you're good at and comfortable with.
Posted by: Antisocialist at December 18, 2018 07:25 AM (zjzWU)
Posted by: bluebell ~ sign up for the NoVaMoMe now! at December 18, 2018 07:25 AM (U5tDi)
Posted by: The Jims Comeys at December 18, 2018 07:25 AM (ysAcm)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 18, 2018 07:27 AM (cqNba)
I do realize I sometimes come off as a dick head but I really wasn't trying to be.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
Posted by: Kreplach at December 18, 2018 07:28 AM (qxq6t)
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 18, 2018 07:30 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: bluebell ~ sign up for the NoVaMoMe now! at December 18, 2018 07:25 AM (U5tDi)
It's true, they didn't! Thank you for pointing it out; I had gotten distracted by the tacky album cover. They sound like angels.
Posted by: m at December 18, 2018 07:33 AM (Q7mSB)
__________________
Has the "Party of Science" explained how that happens, because "transgender females," who are biological males, don't have a uterus or ovaries (which control menstruation), and the hormones that the so-called doctors give these patients don't magically cause these people to suddenly grow the necessary equipment to menstruate.
But maybe when they said "periods" they meant "periods of insanity"?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 18, 2018 07:39 AM (fqUgw)
Posted by: bah at December 18, 2018 08:23 AM (fE+0o)
.45 Colt M1911 is seven rounds. Yet another reason the old ways are best ...
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