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Judge Orders Creepy Porn Actress to Pay Trump Just Under $300,000 in Legal Bills



This is a wompening of an order of magnitude unprecedented.

Note: If the terrorist situation starts getting newsy again, I'll figure out some way to update it.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:09 PM




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1 First?

Posted by: Flyguy at December 11, 2018 04:06 PM (3sOO0)

2 Good.

Posted by: HH at December 11, 2018 04:07 PM (mIJBI)

3 Schlonged

Posted by: grognard at December 11, 2018 04:08 PM (/29Nl)

4 In mother Russia, hooker pay you.

Posted by: Flyguy at December 11, 2018 04:08 PM (3sOO0)

5 Top ten!

Posted by: cornbred at December 11, 2018 04:08 PM (Kdxt5)

6
You'll never catch me!

Posted by: The Jihadi-Bread Man, Running Across The Countryside at December 11, 2018 04:08 PM (plrQg)

7 CPL and CPS (creepy porn star) couldn't find a sympathetic judge?

Hilarious.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 11, 2018 04:08 PM (qC1Sy)

8 Man, I cannot imagine me being such a jerk to have to pay legal fees to the President of the United States.

Posted by: HH at December 11, 2018 04:09 PM (mIJBI)

9 That's a lot of blowjobs in the champagne room....

Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2018 04:10 PM (BXMxN)

10 That's a lotta pole dances. And blow jobs. But mostly blow jobs.

Too bad Donald won't let her work it off.

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at December 11, 2018 04:10 PM (JZMRD)

11 Wonder if there's a way to net it against the hush money he paid her, making that charge go away? "You honor, he didn't pay her, she paid him." Nah, Mueller would just say PDT was accepting an illegal contribution.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 11, 2018 04:10 PM (rwyDf)

12 Oh my!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2018 04:10 PM (cqNba)

13 That's a lot of lap dances right there...

Posted by: Boswell at December 11, 2018 04:10 PM (OjnQU)

14 So what's that, 1000 more private escort gigs on her world tour?

Posted by: grognard at December 11, 2018 04:10 PM (/29Nl)

15 It's been a good day for Trump.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2018 04:11 PM (ptqGC)

16 In Russian Trumpistan hooker pay YOU!!

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 04:11 PM (NLLmE)

17 Only Trump could do this.


Get the hooker to pay him.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2018 04:11 PM (cqNba)

18 How is she ever going to work that off.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 11, 2018 04:11 PM (MkcN1)

19 So, this is the first known instance of a wh0re paying a customer for sex?

Posted by: DocJ at December 11, 2018 04:11 PM (NYS7S)

20 Ouch! Dats a lotta dollar bills.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 11, 2018 04:11 PM (5+B0f)

21 They will have to put a lien on her vag.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2018 04:11 PM (OElGY)

22 That's alot of blowjobs!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 11, 2018 04:11 PM (Evws/)

23
That's a lot of beejers at $0.25 a pop! On your knees, gurl!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 11, 2018 04:11 PM (pNxlR)

24 4 In mother Russia, hooker pay you.

Posted by: Flyguy at December 11, 2018 04:08 PM (3sOO0)



Darn you to Heck.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 04:11 PM (NLLmE)

25 She'll probably pay it all in ones.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2018 04:11 PM (0tfLf)

26
I was thinking that if this Trump Curse is worth a damn, something should have happened to Nancy Pelosi by now, and then I remembered -- well just look at her. It's like she was struck by lightning.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 11, 2018 04:11 PM (plrQg)

27 She is going to have to suck a whole bunch to get that kind of cash.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 11, 2018 04:11 PM (JUOKG)

28 Can I take it out in trade?

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at December 11, 2018 04:11 PM (sf1AO)

29 Bah'd from last thread:

I want to thank the Hordian who mentioned the Apple Battery Replacement program.

Made an appointment last week and took my phone in at 3:15 central on Saturday to the Apple store in the mall.

Total time? 2 hours & 15 minutes from check in to walk out. New 6S+ battery - $29.00 + tax.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2018 04:12 PM (VfCmK)

30 I bet right about now Stormy is wishing she never threatened to blackmail Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2018 04:12 PM (/tuJf)

31 I bet ole Stormy isn't used to being on this side of paying for a schlonging.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 11, 2018 04:12 PM (eSx+E)

32 Pay backs a bitch isn't it Beyotch

Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2018 04:12 PM (O2RFr)

33 Wasn't she recently trying to pass this off on Avenatti or something?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 04:12 PM (AzW6q)

34 The judges obviously colluded with the Russians!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 04:12 PM (37IEG)

35 Go figure.

Posted by: Bubba Clinton at December 11, 2018 04:12 PM (Z04f8)

36 PDT is "The Man With the Golden Schlong."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2018 04:13 PM (ptqGC)

37 Actually, CPL is probably going to doing the dances - and that's going to take more than a few nights unless Shep's in the audience.

Posted by: Boswell at December 11, 2018 04:13 PM (OjnQU)

38 Credit where credit is due. She had an exceptional legal team.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 11, 2018 04:13 PM (5+B0f)

39 18
How is she ever going to work that off.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 11, 2018 04:11 PM (MkcN1)

With rapidly depreciating assets.

Just another dem tool tossed aside after her usefulness has ended. When will they learn.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 11, 2018 04:13 PM (t6MX/)

40 30 I bet right about now Stormy is wishing she never threatened to blackmail Trump.

That's a lead-pipe cinch bet right there. You're not paid for the $ex, girl. You're paid to leave, and keep your mouth shut about it.

Posted by: DocJ at December 11, 2018 04:13 PM (NYS7S)

41 I love the 'and 33 cents' part.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2018 04:13 PM (OElGY)

42 And the interest meter starts . . . now!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2018 04:13 PM (QLvwG)

43 Wasn't she recently trying to pass this off on Avenatti or something?


Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 04:12 PM


---

Yes. She claimed that he filed the lawsuit against her wishes.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 11, 2018 04:13 PM (JUOKG)

44 So, are all of Trump's lawyers her landlords?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 04:13 PM (37IEG)

45 With that kind of rebuke by the judge he should have leveled some severe sanctions against that jackleg lawyers she had.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 11, 2018 04:14 PM (mpXpK)

46 I'm glad they tagged Stormy rather than CPL with this judgement. PDT has a shot at actually getting paid this way.

This is also apparently why Stormybwas flapping her cock hole a few weeks back about CPL filing the suit without her permission. Judge didn't buy it.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 04:14 PM (ffYR/)

47 37
Actually, CPL is probably going to doing the dances - and that's going
to take more than a few nights unless Shep's in the audience.

Posted by: Boswell at December 11, 2018 04:13 PM (OjnQU)

It would break my hear to see her sue CPL for maplractice and win.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 11, 2018 04:14 PM (t6MX/)

48 Never go to war with a man who appoints judges.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 04:14 PM (NLLmE)

49 Really, Avenatti should be the one to pay, but there's no way to squeeze $300K out of Creepy Porn Lawyer since he's already on the hook for a few million in back taxes and his future earning capacity is pretty much zilch.

Posted by: Brewdog at December 11, 2018 04:14 PM (oNFAg)

50 33 cents, I believe she might beable to afford that...

Posted by: Colin at December 11, 2018 04:14 PM (oAqs6)

51 I just blew in from San Diego, and boy are my lips tired!

Well that didn't work. This stand-up shit is harder than it looks.

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at December 11, 2018 04:14 PM (hjaPQ)

52 I love the 'and 33 cents' part.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2018 04:13 PM (OElGY)


That's to pay for hand sanitizer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2018 04:14 PM (ptqGC)

53 DENIED!!!!

--
Hawaiian Judge no 5

Posted by: Kreplach at December 11, 2018 04:15 PM (qxq6t)

54 "Total time? 2 hours & 15 minutes from check in to walk out. New 6S+ battery - $29.00 + tax."

Did the same thing with my iPhone 6 last week.

They told me it would be 90 minutes.

At the 45 minute mark, my Apple watch suddenly re-synced with it while it was in the back room getting the battery put in.

So of course the girl at the front told me it wasn't ready yet.

As the tech in the back came out with it..

But yes, it's a damn good deal.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2018 04:15 PM (cqNba)

55 I'm sure David French will come up with a column about how Stormy Daniels is the real victim here.

Posted by: Brewdog at December 11, 2018 04:15 PM (oNFAg)

56 Don't worry, Stormy! When I'm president, I'll grant you a full pardon!

Posted by: Mike Avenatti, Esq. at December 11, 2018 04:15 PM (sf1AO)

57 Actually, to some extent, I guess Avenatti is to blame for her predicament.

She could've gotten another $1M Blasey Ford style GFM to cover this and more, but her upstart attorney repeatedly embarrassed the Party, and now they are out of favor.

Poor girl

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 04:15 PM (AzW6q)

58 That's a lot of BJs.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 11, 2018 04:15 PM (oVJmc)

59 Replies to that tweet appear to be gloating that she has a huge crowdfunded legal fund, completely missing the irony that all the people who donated to her are now giving their money directly to Trump.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 11, 2018 04:15 PM (CQ3Qb)

60 that's a lotta blow jobs she gonna give to pay for it.

Posted by: Avi at December 11, 2018 04:15 PM (kSq2k)

61 26
I was thinking that if this Trump Curse is worth a damn, something should have happened to Nancy Pelosi by now, and then I remembered -- well just look at her. It's like she was struck by lightning.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 11, 2018 04:11 PM (plrQg)
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That's it!

Posted by: Fronkenstein at December 11, 2018 04:16 PM (qC1Sy)

62 How much for a golden shower these days?

Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2018 04:16 PM (jGvbj)

63 Adding insult to injury is when Ms. Stormy gets her bill from CPL.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2018 04:16 PM (QLvwG)

64 PDT is "The Man With the Golden Schlong."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2018 04:13 PM (ptqGC)

This is why the Leftist meme of "Trump has small hands!!!!" never really took off.....

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 04:16 PM (NFEMn)

65 Next Up: Robert Mueller.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 11, 2018 04:16 PM (oVJmc)

66
Stormy Daniels, meet Cindy Sheehan.

Posted by: Ha Ha Ha at December 11, 2018 04:16 PM (Am8Sm)

67 When does CPL get his bill?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 11, 2018 04:16 PM (6eEQ+)

68 58
That's a lot of BJs.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 11, 2018 04:15 PM (oVJmc)
Maybe she can do those 3 way (4 way?) things to speed up revenue collection.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 04:16 PM (37IEG)

69 This will buy another miniature giraffe for The Donald.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2018 04:17 PM (OElGY)

70 58
That's a lot of BJs.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 11, 2018 04:15 PM (oVJmc)

Her accountant is gonna need a gallons to dollars conversion chart. And one of those take a number set ups.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 11, 2018 04:17 PM (t6MX/)

71 I would bet she don't have that in the couch cushions.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 11, 2018 04:17 PM (0OmEj)

72 Who's your daddy, bitch!

Posted by: Donny Two Scoops at December 11, 2018 04:17 PM (sf1AO)

73 It appears Trump is still settling family business.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2018 04:17 PM (ptqGC)

74 19 So, this is the first known instance of a wh0re paying a customer for sex?

Outside of the movies (Catch Me if You Can)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 11, 2018 04:17 PM (eMYuB)

75 59
Replies to that tweet appear to be gloating that she has a huge
crowdfunded legal fund, completely missing the irony that all the people
who donated to her are now giving their money directly to Trump.


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 11, 2018 04:15 PM (CQ3Qb)
RESIST! RESIST! VICTORY!

Posted by: Texas SJW at December 11, 2018 04:17 PM (37IEG)

76 Trump should pay her legal bills just to piss off Cohen.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 11, 2018 04:17 PM (dNzKv)

77 President Trump could have a nice Christmas party with that.

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2018 04:18 PM (/rm4P)

78 And, once again, I observe that I do not have a heart of stone.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 11, 2018 04:18 PM (qC1Sy)

79 Don't worry, Stormy! When I'm president, I'll grant you a full pardon!

Maybe you could secure her a Navy contract on the USS Blowtown...

Posted by: Boswell at December 11, 2018 04:18 PM (OjnQU)

80 whomp whomp WHOMP

the Trump curse with whomp your ass

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 11, 2018 04:18 PM (d7Ww2)

81 Hope she got paid well by 60 Minutes and CNN!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2018 04:18 PM (W+vEI)

82 Replies to that tweet appear to be gloating that she has a huge crowdfunded legal fund, completely missing the irony that all the people who donated to her are now giving their money directly to Trump.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 11, 2018 04:15 PM (CQ3Qb)

-----------------

Watch them now try and claim that fund was for legal defense only, and can't be used to pay judgements.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 04:18 PM (ffYR/)

83 Those Russians are crafty as hell.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 11, 2018 04:18 PM (IfYaq)

84 She also has to pay for breaking the NDA right?

Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2018 04:19 PM (BXMxN)

85 And the thing is Trump can't pardon her or get her off the hook--even if he wanted to, which I'm sure he doesn't-- out of compassion or because it's Christmas because then the media would think there was a secret deal or something....

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 04:19 PM (NFEMn)

86 This is obvious high crimes and misdemeanors justifying impeachment, banishment, attainder of the blood, and a harsh lecture.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 11, 2018 04:19 PM (0QYMt)

87 Sources Say Trump Using Courts To Punish His Enemies, Accelerate War On Women

Posted by: This...Is CNN at December 11, 2018 04:19 PM (sf1AO)

88 Trump got in three schlongings in one day: Madame Dementia, Chuckie Schemer, and Creepy Porn Actress.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2018 04:19 PM (ptqGC)

89 21 They will have to put a lien on her vag.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2018 04:11 PM (OElGY)

I dunno, there's a lot of leaning on her vag already.

Posted by: trev006 at December 11, 2018 04:19 PM (36S7u)

90 And, once again, I observe that I do not have a heart of stone.

Posted by: Blake


Because you laughed?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2018 04:19 PM (VfCmK)

91 88 Melania tonight.

Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2018 04:19 PM (BXMxN)

92 I figure Stormys lips will have about 100000 miles on them by the time she gets that worked off. We should send a 55 gallon drum of EP chapstick.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 11, 2018 04:19 PM (5+B0f)

93 Good to see the Horde with teh feisty funneh this afternoon. It was practically a suicide pact in here this morning. Courage!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at December 11, 2018 04:20 PM (qkzoN)

94 Replies to that tweet appear to be gloating that she
has a huge crowdfunded legal fund, completely missing the irony that
all the people who donated to her are now giving their money directly to
Trump.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 11, 2018 04:15 PM (CQ3Qb)



-----------------



Watch them now try and claim that fund was for legal defense only, and can't be used to pay judgements.


Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 04:18 PM

---

Pretty sure that money is long gone.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 11, 2018 04:20 PM (JUOKG)

95 Eh,what are they gonna do, reposes her g-strings? Take away her lubricant?
Put her in a work-house?

Her CPL owes hundreds of thousands of $ and he's out walking around in poorly tailored suits causing trouble for sitting Presidents.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 04:20 PM (37IEG)

96 You took the stand now, baby,Got up and lied.Spreadin' 'round stories not truuuue,
Blew up in your face now, baby,Your lawyer disgraced.Now here's the tune you must faaaaace.....

Oh Stooooormyyyyy, oh StooooormyyyyMy lawyers you must now paaaaaaayyyyyy....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 11, 2018 04:20 PM (wtvvX)

97 >>. . .completely missing the irony that all the people who donated to her are now giving their money directly to Trump.



Or really, Avenatti?
Stormy claims he didn't give her the GFM $$$.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2018 04:20 PM (W+vEI)

98 That will keep Stormy on stage for a long time.

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2018 04:20 PM (/rm4P)

99
I bet right about now Stormy is wishing she never threatened to blackmail Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2018 04:12 PM (/tuJf)

Should have kept the payment and her mouth closed.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 11, 2018 04:20 PM (0QYMt)

100 Trump would like to thank the people who gave to Stormy go fund me for contributing to his vast wealth.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 11, 2018 04:21 PM (yhxl1)

101 Watch them now try and claim that fund was for legal defense only, and can't be used to pay judgements.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 04:18 PM (ffYR/)

------

These are NPCs donating, and Dem operatives laudering bribes.

The NPCs aren't that smart, but the Dems maybe vindictive enough to try and claw back their bribes. Mike and Stormy have made the Party bosses very unhappy, between Swetnick and the Avenatti 2020 crap.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 04:21 PM (AzW6q)

102 Trump got in three schlongings in one day: Madame Dementia, Chuckie Schemer, and Creepy Porn Actress.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2018 04:19 PM (ptqGC)

Working his way toward Comey, Clapper, Brennan and Mueller....

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 04:21 PM (NFEMn)

103
92 I figure Stormys lips will have about 100000 miles on them by the time she gets that worked off. We should send a 55 gallon drum of EP chapstick.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 11, 2018 04:19 PM (5+B0f)


Show your work!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 11, 2018 04:21 PM (pNxlR)

104 Porn star files bankruptcy on her snatch. Files for restructure, It's a tranzman.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2018 04:21 PM (hJlx/)

105 Total time? 2 hours & 15 minutes from check in to walk out. New 6S+ battery - $29.00 + tax.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2018 04:12 PM



Same here. AND...they cleaned out the pocket lint stuck in the recharge slot.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2018 04:21 PM (0tfLf)

106
So in a sense isn't she going to be giving back the money that democrats say was an illegal campaign contribution?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 11, 2018 04:21 PM (TAmPV)

107 Trump should Tweet "Thank you for those giving $ to her GoFundMe"

Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2018 04:21 PM (BXMxN)

108 The Golden Scalp Weasel claims another scalp, and again bestows its blessings upon its host.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 11, 2018 04:21 PM (J+mig)

109 Stormy and Avenatti are both regretting ever laying eyes on each other.

F'in hah.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 04:22 PM (NLLmE)

110 Trump should magnanimously tell her to not worry about the $0.33.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 11, 2018 04:22 PM (t6MX/)

111 Trump got in three schlongings in one day: Madame Dementia, Chuckie Schemer, and Creepy Porn Actress.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2018 04:19 PM (ptqGC)



Working his way toward Comey, Clapper, Brennan and Mueller....

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 04:21 PM (NFEMn)

One more and he'll have his team of 8 reindeer!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2018 04:22 PM (QLvwG)

112 Morons think alike.

Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2018 04:22 PM (BXMxN)

113 "Maybe she can do those 3 way (4 way?) things to speed up revenue collection."

She's gonna need more tube steak ready to serve than those hot rotisseries at 7-11

Posted by: Boswell at December 11, 2018 04:22 PM (OjnQU)

114 Should have kept the payment and her mouth closed.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 11, 2018 04:20 PM (0QYMt)

She kept the payment do you really think she can keep her mouth "closed???"

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 04:22 PM (NFEMn)

115 Man, I cannot imagine me being such a jerk to have to pay legal fees to the President of the United States.Posted by: HH at December 11, 2018 04:09 PM (mIJBI)

Just avoid having it rumored that you're a porn actress who had an affair with him and you may be safe.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2018 04:22 PM (AllCR)

116 Or really, Avenatti?
Stormy claims he didn't give her the GFM $$$.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2018 04:20 PM (W+vEI)



Lay down with fleas, wake up with ticks.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 04:22 PM (NLLmE)

117 Same here. AND...they cleaned out the pocket lint stuck in the recharge slot.

Posted by: Diogenes


I was blown away. I and out of a mall in 2 hours and 15 minutes on a Saturday during the busiest time of the season.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2018 04:22 PM (VfCmK)

118 She must be good at her job, cuz now I have a woody!

Posted by: Ted K. at December 11, 2018 04:23 PM (seSmy)

119 Should have kept the payment and her mouth closed.


Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 11, 2018 04:20 PM (0QYMt)




Kinda asking the impossible.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2018 04:23 PM (0tfLf)

120 Watch them now try and claim that fund was for legal defense only, and can't be used to pay judgements.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 04:18 PM (ffYR/)


Creepy Porn Lawyer is now tweeting spin that its only a fraction of what Trump will pay her in another lawsuit he filed. The gift that keeps on giving.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 11, 2018 04:23 PM (CQ3Qb)

121
And the interest meter starts . . . now!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2018 04:13 PM


Nope. This is important. The judge ordered her to pay X amount of dollars. He didn't say with interest. As long as she sends a single dollar a week off to pay down the judgement she's fine.

Which I'm sure will be her plan of action.

Now if she makes some sort of agreement with Trumps lawyers to pay interest that's a different story. But that takes her from one category; incredibly stupid, into intergalactic level of stupidity.

Posted by: Newest Nic at December 11, 2018 04:23 PM (jYje5)

122 Because you laughed?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2018 04:19 PM (VfCmK)
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Loudly.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 11, 2018 04:23 PM (qC1Sy)

123 82 Replies to that tweet appear to be gloating that she has a huge crowdfunded legal fund, completely missing the irony that all the people who donated to her are now giving their money directly to Trump.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 11, 2018 04:15 PM (CQ3Qb)

...

Trump should publicly donate all of it to his re-election campaign.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 11, 2018 04:23 PM (yL25O)

124 We're over 100 comments, so I'll repeat what was willowed below:

Al Sharpton, on his "Politics Nation" show on Sunday, pronounced "homicide" "homo-cide" several times.

heh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2018 04:23 PM (ptqGC)

125 One more and he'll have his team of 8 reindeer!
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2018 04:22 PM (QLvwG)

Next is Rudolph---if Giuliani is indeed the "leaker."

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 04:23 PM (NFEMn)

126 After consulting with my ex-wife who laughed at me as she drove away in what used to be my Ferrari, my battered ex-girlfriend who is only a few years only than my daughter, and my hundreds of fans on Twitter, I've decided not to run for President in 2020. In the meantime, I believe my track record speaks for itself - if you need a lawyer, I could really use the cash, because I owe Ex #2 about 170 grand a month.

Posted by: Mikey Avenatti - will litigate poorly for food at December 11, 2018 04:23 PM (oZ6kz)

127 $293,052.33

I like the precision of it, all the way down to 33 cents.

Not even an attempt to round it up or down.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 11, 2018 04:23 PM (lD3vL)

128 That will keep Stormy on stage for a long time.

Is there such a thing as Great Grandmothers I'd Like To...well, you know.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 11, 2018 04:23 PM (sf1AO)

129 hooker pays john $300k.

I want to be like Trump.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2018 04:24 PM (xJa6I)

130 Replies to that tweet appear to be gloating that she

has a huge crowdfunded legal fund, completely missing the irony that

all the people who donated to her are now giving their money directly to

Trump.


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 11, 2018 04:15 PM (CQ3Qb)

Heh. Indeed.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 11, 2018 04:24 PM (0QYMt)

131 AND...they cleaned out the pocket lint stuck in the recharge slot.

This sounds dirty

Posted by: wooga at December 11, 2018 04:24 PM (7KeBk)

132 Watch them now try and claim that fund was for legal defense only, and can't be used to pay judgements.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 04:18 PM

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Pretty sure that money is long gone.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 11, 2018 04:20 PM (JUOKG)

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Probably correct. I looked, and the GFM has been shut down.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 04:24 PM (ffYR/)

133 Trump should publicly donate all of it to his re-election campaign.

It was supposed to go pay his legal bills. I'm sure his lawyers want to get paid.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 11, 2018 04:24 PM (lD3vL)

134 I was blown away. I and out of a mall in 2 hours and 15 minutes on a Saturday during the busiest time of the season.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2018 04:22 PM



I put that time to good use. There is a BJ's bar and grill (would a 'ron drink any place else?) and they have a great flatbread with an excellent blonde ale.
Or in this case, ales.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2018 04:24 PM (0tfLf)

135 I am angry at DJT for not having the discipline to keep his wang away from a horse-faced skankathon at the time he was married to a gorgeous young supermodel. His incontinent behavior provided the opening for the hyenas to go after him.

Posted by: kallisto at December 11, 2018 04:24 PM (+OYy0)

136 Creepy Porn Lawyer is now tweeting spin that its only a fraction of what Trump will pay her in another lawsuit he filed. The gift that keeps on giving.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 11, 2018 04:23 PM (CQ3Qb)

For my next trick......

Posted by: Zombie Daffy Duck at December 11, 2018 04:25 PM (NFEMn)

137 GGILF,I would NOT search that....

Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2018 04:25 PM (BXMxN)

138 84
She also has to pay for breaking the NDA right?

Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2018 04:19 PM (BXMxN)

Apparently Avenetti is suing Trump now for trying to enforce the NDA according to his tweets. This is all so confusing.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 11, 2018 04:25 PM (CQ3Qb)

139 I bet you the Cuckenstein Bros could grift another half-mil in a new Ponzi scheme, if they weren't busy making gay picture books with Robert Mueller as a Chippendales dancer. BOOM! RETWEET!

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 11, 2018 04:25 PM (oZ6kz)

140 Over/under on Avenatti cacks himself?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 04:25 PM (AzW6q)

141 am angry at DJT for not having the discipline to keep his wang away from a horse-faced skankathon at the time he was married to a gorgeous young supermodel. His incontinent behavior provided the opening for the hyenas to go after him.
Posted by: kallisto at December 11, 2018 04:24 PM (+OYy0)

Did Trump ever actually admit to banging her?

Posted by: Zombie Daffy Duck at December 11, 2018 04:26 PM (NFEMn)

142 Creepy Porn Lawyer is now tweeting spin that its only a fraction of what Trump will pay her in another lawsuit he filed. The gift that keeps on giving.

-
Keep plucking that chicken, CPL, and the White House is yours for the asking!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at December 11, 2018 04:26 PM (g17lh)

143 136 Creepy Porn Lawyer is now tweeting spin that its only a fraction of what Trump will pay her in another lawsuit he filed. The gift that keeps on giving.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 11, 2018 04:23 PM (CQ3Qb)

CPL: "Hold my beer and watch this, y'all!"

Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 11, 2018 04:26 PM (J+mig)

144 Next up, we find out who presently serving in Congress, paid off women they molested/harrassed, when and how much.

Since it was OUR money used for the payoffs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2018 04:26 PM (ptqGC)

145 129 hooker pays john $300k.

I want to be like Trump.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2018 04:24 PM



Classic Winning!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2018 04:27 PM (0tfLf)

146 Nope. This is important. The judge ordered her to
pay X amount of dollars. He didn't say with interest. As long as she
sends a single dollar a week off to pay down the judgement she's fine.



Posted by: Newest Nic at December 11, 2018 04:23 PM (jYje5)



I didn't read the link (in moron tradition) and assumed all judgement amounts came standard with interest. I did not know they didn't.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2018 04:27 PM (QLvwG)

147 am angry at DJT for not having the discipline to keep his wang away from a horse-faced skankathon at the time he was married to a gorgeous young supermodel. His incontinent behavior provided the opening for the hyenas to go after him.
Posted by: kallisto at December 11, 2018 04:24 PM (+OYy0)

Did Trump ever actually admit to banging her?
Posted by: Zombie Daffy Duck


I don't believe so.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2018 04:27 PM (VfCmK)

148 BREAKING on CNN: Judge in Stormy Daniels case once drank Vodka. We've hired independent analysts Fusion GPS to look into this further ... Developing.

Posted by: ShainS -- #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 11, 2018 04:27 PM (pVW+L)

149
"When the President brags that he won North Dakota and Indiana, he's in real trouble."

-- Schmuckie Schmoozer, (Dimwit, NY)

You could not make your contempt for flyover country clearer, Schmuckie.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 11, 2018 04:27 PM (pNxlR)

150 I'm calling death by auto-erotic asphyxiation sometime in 2019. Avenatti's a steal in any dead pool that offers him.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 11, 2018 04:27 PM (oZ6kz)

151 Donate it all to Make-a-Wish... or me.

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 11, 2018 04:28 PM (RuIsu)

152 CPL's future is not very bright.

His highest profile case just lost as spectacularly badly as is possible and the entire planet knows about it. Furthermore, his media tour on the back of a stripper/escort exposed all the other wide array of legal violations and judgments that have been against him and are compounding every day.

Daniels lost money. A lot.

CPL, however, is in the process of losing everything.

This seems like Justice finally sneaking in and scoring one for the good guys.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 11, 2018 04:28 PM (6eEQ+)

153 heh -
Now Stormy, Now Comey, Now Brennen and Schumer
On Clapper, on Sessions, Pelosi and Mueller


Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 04:28 PM (37IEG)

154 Apparently Avenetti is suing Trump now for trying to enforce the NDA according to his tweets. This is all so confusing.


pro tip: Give it up; it will NOT work.

Posted by: monkey with the cork at December 11, 2018 04:28 PM (Z04f8)

155 She's going to have to write down a lot of porn movies to pay that down.

Posted by: bjstuggggggz at December 11, 2018 04:28 PM (/BoOB)

156 Didn't CPL spend all the GoFundme money

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at December 11, 2018 04:28 PM (dKiJG)

157 And by this evening the bobble heads will be calling this a huge win for stormy and a crushing, humiliating defeat for trump and proof of what a horrible human being he is and yet further evidence that he collided with Russians and should be impeached.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 11, 2018 04:28 PM (dNzKv)

158 You could not make your contempt for flyover country clearer, Schmuckie.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 11, 2018 04:27 PM (pNxlR)

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Your point is well taken.

But. To be fair. NOBODY even flies over North Dakota.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 11, 2018 04:29 PM (8XRCm)

159 I buried my daughter today.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at December 11, 2018 04:29 PM (zZbCU)

160 Next up, we find out who presently serving in Congress, paid off women they molested/harrassed, when and how much.

Since it was OUR money used for the payoffs.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2018 04:26 PM (ptqGC)


Yes. If what Trump did is worthy of impeachment, then....

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 11, 2018 04:29 PM (0QYMt)

161 If you bang a pornster how do you get past the suspicion that she's faking it?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 11, 2018 04:29 PM (MkcN1)

162 135 I am angry at DJT for not having the discipline to keep his wang away from a horse-faced skankathon at the time he was married to a gorgeous young supermodel. His incontinent behavior provided the opening for the hyenas to go after him.
Posted by: kallisto at December 11, 2018 04:24 PM (+OYy0)
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I'm not sure President Trump actually did anything physical with this person.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 11, 2018 04:29 PM (qC1Sy)

163 Woman's Day, will give her their Mother of the Year award. Which incidentally comes with laundered cash from Democrat donors equal to this bill.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 11, 2018 04:29 PM (VpIIl)

164 Avenetti has the full blown thinking horsepower of a garden slug.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 11, 2018 04:29 PM (5+B0f)

165 BREAKING on CNN: Judge in Stormy Daniels case once drank Vodka. We've hired independent analysts Fusion GPS to look into this further ... Developing.
Posted by: ShainS -- #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 11, 2018 04:27 PM (pVW+L)

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Is this the stuff?

https://tinyurl.com/y8naezd5

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 04:29 PM (AzW6q)

166 I buried my daughter today.

What??

Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2018 04:29 PM (O2RFr)

167 I buried my daughter today.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at December 11, 2018 04:29 PM (zZbCU)


I am so sorry to hear that.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 11, 2018 04:29 PM (0QYMt)

168 I am angry at DJT for not having the discipline to keep his wang away from a horse-faced skankathon at the time he was married to a gorgeous young supermodel. His incontinent behavior provided the opening for the hyenas to go after him.
Posted by: kallisto at December 11, 2018 04:24 PM (+OYy0)

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I highly doubt a Germophobe like PDT actually would stick it in a cum dumpster like Stormy.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 04:29 PM (ffYR/)

169 "hooker pays john $300k.
I want to be like Trump."

He's batman.

Posted by: Boswell at December 11, 2018 04:30 PM (OjnQU)

170 Time person of the year, (as if I give a shit) Newspaper journalist, Trumps second and Muller third place.

Posted by: Colin at December 11, 2018 04:30 PM (oAqs6)

171 I buried my daughter today.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone


WTF?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2018 04:30 PM (VfCmK)

172 Next up on CNN: Stormy asks the President if "there isn't some way we can work this out?"

Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar coffee at December 11, 2018 04:30 PM (Z216Q)

173 Can't she open up one of those GOFUCKME accounts and collect in kind donations?

Posted by: Marcus T at December 11, 2018 04:30 PM (VpIIl)

174 heh -
Now Stormy, Now Comey, Now Brennen and Schumer
On Clapper, on Sessions, Pelosi and Mueller




Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 04:28 PM (37IEG)


Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2018 04:30 PM (QLvwG)

175 Now that's what I call boom chicka wow wow.

Posted by: Archer at December 11, 2018 04:30 PM (gmo/4)

176 159 I buried my daughter today.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at December 11, 2018 04:29 PM (zZbCU)

what happened?????

Posted by: IC at December 11, 2018 04:30 PM (a0IVu)

177 167 I buried my daughter today.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at December 11, 2018 04:29 PM (zZbCU)


That's heartbreaking.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 11, 2018 04:30 PM (MkcN1)

178 When the President brags that he won North Dakota and Indiana, he's in real trouble."

-- Schmuckie Schmoozer, (Dimwit, NY)

Ok he won FL, too.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 11, 2018 04:30 PM (dNzKv)

179 If you bang a pornster how do you get past the suspicion that she's faking it?

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How can O put this delicately.

If youre banging a Pornstar..... you aint doing it for her.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 11, 2018 04:30 PM (8XRCm)

180 And MO.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 11, 2018 04:30 PM (dNzKv)

181 His incontinent behavior provided the opening for the hyenas to go after him.

Posted by: kallisto at December 11, 2018 04:24 PM (+OYy0)

By now -most- conservatives realize that it doesn't actually matter what Trump does. Lower tensions in Syria? Putin puppet. Work against Iran? MBS puppet.

I know the media is stupid, but damn, do we have to pretend their frothing-mad vendetta is based on anything but litigating the 2016 election?

Posted by: trev006 at December 11, 2018 04:30 PM (36S7u)

182 I buried my daughter today.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at December 11, 2018 04:29 PM (zZbCU)

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Condolences. I hope you two are holding up ok.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 04:30 PM (AzW6q)

183 Stormy will be able to post a sign over her bed (kitchen table, counter, love seat, couch, patio, swimming pool, washer/dryer combo)

Millions serviced

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 04:30 PM (37IEG)

184 This is also apparently why Stormybwas flapping her cock hole a few weeks back about CPL filing the suit without her permission. Judge didn't buy it.
________________

This judge, but maybe she'll have better luck with the judge in her legal malpractice suit against Avenatti. She probably has a good claim. After all, she's not the legal expert, so she's not the one who should have decided that filing the lawsuit against Trump was a bad idea. And if Avenatti didn't fully disclose to Daniels all the risks to her (like getting stuck for $300k in Trump's lawyer fees if they lost), then he's the one who should have to pay.

Of course, since deadbeat Avenatti's probably judgment proof, it may just be a pyrrhic victory for Daniels.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 11, 2018 04:30 PM (fqUgw)

185 30 I bet right about now Stormy is wishing she never threatened to blackmail Trump.

That's a lead-pipe cinch bet right there. You're not paid for the $ex, girl. You're paid to leave, and keep your mouth shut about it.
Posted by: DocJ at December 11, 2018 04:13 PM (NYS7S)

Actually, the entire scenario was a classic blackmail crime.

They approached him, saying they would go public if they did not pay her off.

Thing is? Its against the law to blackmail someone, its not against the law to pay off a blackmailer.

Once she went public anyway? there was no reason at all NOT to prosecute her and her lawyer, for blackmail.

Posted by: Don Q at December 11, 2018 04:30 PM (NgKpN)

186 159 I buried my daughter today.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today!

no words to say. except I'm sorry.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 11, 2018 04:30 PM (d7Ww2)

187 My wife was 15 weeks pregnant when we found out the girl she was carrying died in the womb.

We had her funeral today.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at December 11, 2018 04:31 PM (zZbCU)

188 Anyone but me notice that the word "theatrically" is suddenly a media buzzword ? The media used it twice last week that I can remember. They said Trump "theatrically" saluted Bush's casket and then a few days later, at the Army-Navy game, they pointed out that He "theatrically" flipped the coin.

What are they gearing up for? Trump "theatrically" fired Mueller?

Posted by: Zombie Daffy Duck at December 11, 2018 04:31 PM (NFEMn)

189 Avenatti now threatening to go after Dershowitz for his connections to Epstein.

You know what? Good. Get it all out in the open. And while we're at it, how about the names of the members of Congress that used part of the $17M slushfund to pay hush money to sexual assault victims? Love to see what that list looks like.

The only problem is that Avenatti being attached to it means it will spectacularly fail.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 11, 2018 04:31 PM (oZ6kz)

190 I'm terribly sorry to hear that James.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 04:31 PM (NLLmE)

191 https://fxn.ws/2zSGGxs
******
Mark Levin: A time for truth | Fox News

Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 11, 2018 04:31 PM (BqBId)

192 >>I buried my daughter today.

Very sorry to hear that.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2018 04:31 PM (/tuJf)

193 TJM
Condolences.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 11, 2018 04:31 PM (5+B0f)

194 187 My wife was 15 weeks pregnant when we found out the girl she was carrying died in the womb.

We had her funeral today.

So sorry...

Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2018 04:31 PM (O2RFr)

195 159
I buried my daughter today.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at December 11, 2018 04:29 PM (zZbCU)
Oh, God, I'm so sorry.

Posted by: Peaches at December 11, 2018 04:31 PM (14URa)

196 I'm so sorry TJM

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 11, 2018 04:31 PM (oZ6kz)

197 I buried my daughter today.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at December 11, 2018 04:29 PM (zZbCU)

===================

Prayers are going full on. I am beyond words.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar coffee at December 11, 2018 04:31 PM (Z216Q)

198 I buried my daughter today.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at December 11, 2018 04:29 PM (zZbCU)

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Man Im so sorry James. Mrs Fixer and I have ben thru what you guys are enduring.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 11, 2018 04:31 PM (8XRCm)

199 JM; I will pray for your family.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 11, 2018 04:31 PM (0OmEj)

200 I buried my daughter today.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at December 11, 2018 04:29 PM (zZbCU)

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So sorry, TJM.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 04:31 PM (ffYR/)

201 I buried my daughter today.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today!


So sorry for you and your family. Praying for you all.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2018 04:32 PM (AllCR)

202 159 I buried my daughter today.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at December 11, 2018 04:29 PM (zZbCU)
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My condolences.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 11, 2018 04:32 PM (qC1Sy)

203 187 My wife was 15 weeks pregnant when we found out the girl she was carrying died in the womb.

We had her funeral today.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at December 11, 2018 04:31 PM (zZbCU)

Oh no...I am so so sorry. I have been there and I know how raw the grief is. Hugs to you and your wife.

Posted by: IC at December 11, 2018 04:32 PM (a0IVu)

204 "Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at December 11, 2018 04:31 PM (zZbCU)
"

My prayers and condolences to both of you.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 11, 2018 04:32 PM (VpIIl)

205 I buried my daughter today.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at December 11, 2018 04:29 PM (zZbCU)


Oh man. So very sorry.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2018 04:32 PM (QLvwG)

206 167 I buried my daughter today.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at December 11, 2018 04:29 PM (zZbCU)

I've been there... I almost never do this..

But sending a prayer up for you and your family.

Posted by: Don Q at December 11, 2018 04:33 PM (NgKpN)

207 Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at December 11, 2018 04:31 PM (zZbCU)

My condolences, man.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2018 04:33 PM (xJa6I)

208 My wife was 15 weeks pregnant when we found out the girl she was carrying died in the womb.

We had her funeral today.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone


I am so sorry to hear that. No words other than saying a prayer for you and your wife. :-(

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2018 04:33 PM (VfCmK)

209
This judge, but maybe she'll have better luck with the judge in her legal malpractice suit against Avenatti. She probably has a good claim. After all, she's not the legal expert, so she's not the one who should have decided that filing the lawsuit against Trump was a bad idea. And if Avenatti didn't fully disclose to Daniels all the risks to her (like getting stuck for $300k in Trump's lawyer fees if they lost), then he's the one who should have to pay.

Of course, since deadbeat Avenatti's probably judgment proof, it may just be a pyrrhic victory for Daniels.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 11, 2018 04:30 PM (fqUgw)

Only Michael Avenatti can make you root for Stormy Daniels.

Posted by: Zombie Daffy Duck at December 11, 2018 04:33 PM (NFEMn)

210 TJM, something much the same happened to one of my brothers and his wife. So sorry. Hope you have family nearby.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar coffee at December 11, 2018 04:33 PM (Z216Q)

211 My condolences, James.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2018 04:33 PM (2LelM)

212 "When the President brags that he won North Dakota and Indiana, he's in real trouble."

-- Schmuckie Schmoozer, (Dimwit, NY)

You could not make your contempt for flyover country clearer, Schmuckie.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 11, 2018 04:27 PM (pNxlR)

Indiana and North Dakota? Aren't those both states the GOP picked up Senate seats in?

I don't think Senator Schmoozer knows what he's talking about.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 11, 2018 04:33 PM (tYPH9)

213 200
I buried my daughter today.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at December 11, 2018 04:29 PM (zZbCU)


Damn, very sorry to hear that. Awful. Prayers for you. I can't even...

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2018 04:33 PM (37IEG)

214 203 187 My wife was 15 weeks pregnant when we found out the girl she was carrying died in the womb.

Yes, I know how that is... My Son and Daughter-in-law lost their precious baby at about 20 weeks... heartbreaking... I think it's wonderful that you held a funeral

Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2018 04:33 PM (O2RFr)

215 159 I buried my daughter today.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at December 11, 2018 04:29 PM (zZbCU)


I can't imagine the sorrow you must feel, We will include you in our prayers tonight.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at December 11, 2018 04:34 PM (dKiJG)

216 My wife was 15 weeks pregnant when we found out the girl she was carrying died in the womb.

We had her funeral today.

I'm sorry for it.I hope that your family is well and working together.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 11, 2018 04:34 PM (Z04f8)

217 My sincerest condolences, TJM.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 11, 2018 04:34 PM (tYPH9)

218
Ok he won FL, too.
_____________

And Ohio. And Pennsylvania. And Michigan. And Wisconsin. And North Carolina. And Arizona. And, and, and . . . . . . . . . .

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 11, 2018 04:34 PM (fqUgw)

219 TJM, I'm so sorry for your loss. Prayers for you and your wife.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2018 04:35 PM (hJlx/)

220 159 I buried my daughter today.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at December 11, 2018 04:29 PM (zZbCU

... damn. So sorry, TJM.

Posted by: trev006 at December 11, 2018 04:36 PM (36S7u)

221 buried my daughter today.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at December 11, 2018 04:29 PM (zZbCU)

Very sorry to hear....

Posted by: Zombie Daffy Duck at December 11, 2018 04:36 PM (NFEMn)

222 My mother lost her daughter in the same way. I was born after that, I do visit her grave, even though I never of course saw her..
My condolences.

Posted by: Colin at December 11, 2018 04:36 PM (oAqs6)

223 I am the best lawyer since Star Jones.

Posted by: Michael "Creepy Porn Lawyer" Avenatti at December 11, 2018 04:36 PM (m6h/F)

224 The events of Avenatti's life post-Swetnick comprise some of the best Instant Karma I've ever seen. I'm excited for the next chapter - is it going to be gay porn, or a suicide?

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 11, 2018 04:36 PM (oZ6kz)

225 Prayers for peace and healing, James

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 11, 2018 04:36 PM (vHDvs)

226 I guess Schmucky thinks ND and IA aren't "real" America.

Jackass.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 11, 2018 04:36 PM (qC1Sy)

227 Off Zombie Daffy Duck sock....

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 04:37 PM (NFEMn)

228 JM: Mrs Kim and I lost our first early in like before 12 weeks. We now have two grown kids. (21 and 23). The pain fades in time but you will never forget.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 11, 2018 04:37 PM (0OmEj)

229 Avenatti's going to take down Tucker Carlson because some spick called his daughter a cunt, and then he's going to take down Jacob Wohl for tweeting a joke after he got arrested, and then he's going to the White House...YEARGH!!

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 11, 2018 04:37 PM (oZ6kz)

230 TheJamesMadison's Phone: "We had her funeral today."

So sorry for your family's loss.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 11, 2018 04:37 PM (6eEQ+)

231 My sympathies to you and yours TJM.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 11, 2018 04:37 PM (sf1AO)

232 Judge should've ordered the CPL Avenatti to tuck the money into Trump's pants waistline in hundred-dollar-bills, one at a time.

Posted by: Hands at December 11, 2018 04:38 PM (786Ro)

233 224 The events of Avenatti's life post-Swetnick comprise some of the best Instant Karma I've ever seen. I'm excited for the next chapter - is it going to be gay porn, or a suicide?
________________

Bank robbery.

And if he gets caught, he'll claim to be an illegal alien so he can get a reduced sentence.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 11, 2018 04:38 PM (fqUgw)

234 I had a roommate from Minot, his English was really good.

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 11, 2018 04:38 PM (RuIsu)

235 ...on CNN

Posted by: Hands at December 11, 2018 04:38 PM (786Ro)

236 Been said by a number of comments today, but Trump REALLY got under Chuckie's skin today. It was so obvious he knew he was had.
With Pelosi, it's hard to tell.....

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 04:38 PM (NFEMn)

237 It's a shopworn porn theme with a twist. 2 guys screwing 1 girl, one wearing a condom and paying her the other wearing a two thousand dollar suit and making her pay him.

Posted by: mc at December 11, 2018 04:38 PM (l1TIo)

238 I guess Schmucky thinks ND and IA aren't "real" America.

Jackass.
Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 11, 2018 04:36 PM (qC1Sy)

We don't either!

Posted by: Senators Heidi Heitkamp and Joe Donelly, still fuming over their losses at December 11, 2018 04:38 PM (tYPH9)

239 is it going to be gay porn, or a suicide?
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 11, 2018 04:36 PM (oZ6kz)

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I'm with you on suicide.

To think - if he hadn't decided to make noise about a primary or ginned up that Swetnick thing, the Dems would be paying off his taxes, his judgments against him by his former partners, and the Trump judgment, and he'd have a show on CNN.

Talk about royally blowing your big chance.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 04:38 PM (AzW6q)

240
I was reading the background of a singer once. Beautiful and totally awesome voice. Married someone else in the theater with a name everyone would immediately recognize. She miscarried three times with him.

They ended up divorcing. I could not imagine going through that once, much less three times.

The pro-abortion peeps never mention just how emotionally wrenching it is for a woman. Because they have so, so very much empathy.

Posted by: Newest Nic at December 11, 2018 04:39 PM (jYje5)

241 236 Been said by a number of comments today, but Trump REALLY got under Chuckie's skin today. It was so obvious he knew he was had.
With Pelosi, it's hard to tell.....
Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 04:38 PM (NFEMn)



It's when she starts chewing on her own teeth.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 04:39 PM (NLLmE)

242 James that is heartbreaking.

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2018 04:40 PM (/rm4P)

243 With Pelosi, it's hard to tell.....

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 04:38 PM (NFEMn)

Her behavior during Trump's State of the Union Speech is it.

Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2018 04:41 PM (jGvbj)

244 He got a refund from a hooker but he's going to get beat by Sckemer? Pull the other one it's got Christmas Bells on already.

Posted by: DaveA at December 11, 2018 04:41 PM (FhXTo)

245 Been said by a number of comments today, but Trump REALLY got under Chuckie's skin today. It was so obvious he knew he was had.
With Pelosi, it's hard to tell.....
Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 04:38 PM (NFEMn)

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Nanzi probably thought she was meeting with GWB, with all the awareness she currently posesses.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 04:41 PM (ffYR/)

246 TJM there are no words...just the knowledge you and Dolley have your own special angel to watch over you now.

Posted by: kallisto at December 11, 2018 04:42 PM (+OYy0)

247 There's an auction on EBAY for a pair of worn out soccer balls.


hmmmm???

Posted by: REDACTED at December 11, 2018 04:42 PM (L/iaS)

248 My grandmother had a still born baby, I have always thought he was a uncle I never got to see. There is a grave marker for him.

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2018 04:43 PM (/rm4P)

249 With Pelosi, it's hard to tell.....

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 04:38 PM (NFEMn)

Her behavior during Trump's State of the Union Speech is it.
Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2018 04:41 PM (jGvbj)

Well, the only good thing about the Dems taking the House is we get to see Pelosi sitting behind Trump at the next State of the Union speech. It will be epic.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 04:43 PM (NFEMn)

250 TJM, so very sorry. Know that there are good people reading this thread sending up prayers for you and Dolley.

Posted by: Hands at December 11, 2018 04:44 PM (786Ro)

251 Chuck and Nancy should have broken out in a duet of Baby It's Cold In Here.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2018 04:44 PM (/tuJf)

252 So sorry, James.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 11, 2018 04:45 PM (LL1Be)

253 Talk about royally blowing your big chance.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 04:38 PM (AzW6q) "

If he hadn't fucked up so badly, he'd still be a "viable candidate" (at least to the rubes that ever supported him in the first place) and he could fundraise his way out of his debts. Now he's toxic to the networks that used to have him on daily, has even more financial troubles since he got onto the big stage, is still being investigated for his role in the Swetnick debacle, and may be convicted of misdemeanor domestic violence on top of it all. You'd be hard pressed to script out a bigger epic fail in such a short period.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 11, 2018 04:45 PM (oZ6kz)

254 Oh no, I'm so sorry, James.

Posted by: Julie A Pascal at December 11, 2018 04:45 PM (BD/yx)

255 TJM, how utterly heartbreaking. I am so very sorry. Prayers for all of you.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2018 04:46 PM (NWiLs)

256 TJM -I wish I had the words to express the sorrow I feel for you and your wife for the loss of your daughter. I am sorry to hear this. You all will be in my prayers.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 11, 2018 04:46 PM (jxbfJ)

257 CPL believed his own BS.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 11, 2018 04:47 PM (IfYaq)

258 247
There's an auction on EBAY for a pair of worn out soccer balls.





hmmmm???

Posted by: REDACTED at December 11, 2018 04:42 PM (L/iaS)
Probably the Clinton Foundation.

Posted by: Peaches at December 11, 2018 04:47 PM (14URa)

259 Rush was saying alot on the meeting how Chucky and Sloppy Choppers got totally played.
Serves them right.

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2018 04:47 PM (/rm4P)

260 TJM -

Having been in your shoes many years ago, my condolences.


It is a sad day my friend...

Posted by: browndog at December 11, 2018 04:47 PM (bGMOs)

261 Well, the only good thing about the Dems taking the House is we get to see Pelosi sitting behind Trump at the next State of the Union speech. It will be epic.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 04:43 PM


Let's hope she holds back on any temptation to yell, "Sic semper tyrannis" and jump out of her seat and shoot him.

Posted by: Newest Nic at December 11, 2018 04:48 PM (jYje5)

262 There's an auction on EBAY for a pair of worn out soccer balls.





hmmmm???

Posted by: REDACTED at December 11, 2018 04:42 PM (L/iaS)
Probably the Clinton Foundation.
Posted by: Peaches at December 11, 2018 04:47 PM (14URa)

Stormy's implants?

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 04:48 PM (NFEMn)

263 My DIL miscarried 3 times. Thankful she didn t give up. I have 2 handsome grandsons by her now.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 11, 2018 04:48 PM (5+B0f)

264 CPL believed his own BS.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 11, 2018 04:47 PM (IfYaq)

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Definitely.

He was also in deep shit financially, and thought he could dig out by currying favor with the power elite. He was likely right to work from that assumption. But he overplayed his hand so very badly.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 04:48 PM (AzW6q)

265 I still say Trump would have been smarter to not have engaged with Stormy Daniels legally.

Sure, Trump was victorious in court, won some money, ruined Stormy and Avenatti, but everyone paid attention to this story when dumb fuck Cohen sued her over the NDA she signed.

I just know I had completely dismissed the story as just another gold digging ho that was lying until Trump sued her over violating her NDA.

It also gave Mueller a 2nd life with his sham investigation, my guess is Mueller will largely hang his hat over campaign finance.

Just don't think it was worth this much of Trump's bandwidth to get back at Stormy.

Posted by: Blago at December 11, 2018 04:48 PM (UfkIY)

266 To think - if he hadn't decided to make noise about a primary or ginned up that Swetnick thing, the Dems would be paying off his taxes, his judgments against him by his former partners, and the Trump judgment, and he'd have a show on CNN. 

Talk about royally blowing your big chance.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 04:38 PM (AzW6q)

He never had a chance. Maintaining frame is good 9/10 times, but some people are in a cocaine induced euphoric state and can't see how fucked they are when the music stops and there aren't enough chairs. Avenatti thought he was a king, turns out he was a pawn.

Considering that he was probably threatened with extreme punishment if he backed down, I'm sure he isn't in a good place. But people predicting suicidw haven't counted on the powerful wild card that is President Donald Trump.

Posted by: trev006 at December 11, 2018 04:49 PM (36S7u)

267 Let's hope she holds back on any temptation to yell, "Sic semper tyrannis" and jump out of her seat and shoot him.
Posted by: Newest Nic at December 11, 2018 04:48 PM (jYje5)

Pence will be on it as soon as she struggles with the Latin...

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 04:49 PM (NFEMn)

268 Why do you filthy kaffirs always assume it's us?

Posted by: Mohammad Allah Aykeelyu at December 11, 2018 04:49 PM (R9Vxo)

269 PDT effectively muzzled Pelosi if she is indeed Speaker. If she brings any impeachment proceedings PDT is going to expose every Congress slut that used that hush money slush fund and this court ruling is icing on thecake.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2018 04:49 PM (hJlx/)

270 Love Nancy saying they came there in "good faith" after she's been spouting impeachment, and immoral, illegal wall gibberish for weeks now.

Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2018 04:49 PM (O2RFr)

271 Condolences TJM.

Posted by: DaveA at December 11, 2018 04:49 PM (FhXTo)

272 I am angry at DJT for not having the discipline to keep his wang away from a horse-faced skankathon at the time he was married to a gorgeous young supermodel. His incontinent behavior provided the opening for the hyenas to go after him.
Posted by: kallisto at December 11, 2018 04:24 PM (+OYy0)

He has always maintained that he did not have sex with her. They met at a golf tournament which is where the one and only photo of them together was taken, in the clubhouse or on the course in a tent with a zillion other people around.
The story has always been , back before Trump EVER began a campaign, that her co sex worker girlfriend ran to some media outlet and told them that Daniels told her that she had a one night stand with Donald Trump.
Daniels denied it , and it went away. Until Trump decided to run for president. Tabloids, including the National Enquirer , were trying to recycle the story again and they went back to Daniels. Sometime during this period, Avenetti, who has worked with the Democrats for years on campaigns, etc. ( just their type, sleazy) suddenly showed up to represent Daniels. I believe he and the Dems told her to threaten Trump with the story in order to derail his presidential campaign and they would pay her bigly. Then Cohen decided to offer her an NDA with $130,000 to shut up and go away, and they took it. Then it was leaked to the press that there was an NDA and payment made to Daniels , which must mean Trump did have an affair with her he wanted to keep quiet. Next, Avenetti is talking about Cohen and Trump and then the Stormy Daniels talk show tour started, she began blathering about having a one night stand , then went on 60 minutes for the infamous detailed ridiculous story of their sexcapade.
It was obvious the NDA didn't work, Cohen sort of half heartedly went after them regarding the violation of it, then Avenetti advised Daniels to sue Trump for defamation when he said she was simply trying to get money, that he hadn't had sex with her, he would never have had sex with a porn actress, etc.

The suit was dismissed, but it still went to court and Trump incurred all these court costs to get it dismissed. And since it was deemed frivolous, Clifford owes him bigly to cover the costs of his defense.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 11, 2018 04:51 PM (L/94n)

273 He gets to keep the blowjob too, right?

So. She basically paid 250k to suck his dick.


America. What a country.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2018 04:51 PM (uTZF+)

274 Sorry for your loss, TJM.

Posted by: Iasonas at December 11, 2018 04:51 PM (/HkSx)

275 What is the going rate for beejers?

Trying to game out the amortization.

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 11, 2018 04:52 PM (knKQ1)

276 Your deep and moving concern for what President Trump does with HIS OWN money is:
noted [x]
not noted [x]

Posted by: mikeyG at December 11, 2018 04:52 PM (LL1Be)

277 Pelosi does not know what "in good faith" really means, I guess. Or it means something else to her ilk. She has ilk.

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 11, 2018 04:52 PM (RuIsu)

278 Posted by: Jen the original at December 11, 2018 04:51 PM (L/94n)

Thank you.

Posted by: Peaches at December 11, 2018 04:52 PM (14URa)

279 If she brings any impeachment proceedings PDT is going to expose every Congress slut that used that hush money slush fund

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Does PDT have access to that data - or does Congress have sole possession of it?

If it's legal to have this slushfund and make these payouts (which I presume it is), would Trump have the authority to subpoena the records?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 04:52 PM (AzW6q)

280 TJM, I am so very sorry to hear this.

Posted by: antisocialist at December 11, 2018 04:52 PM (2shuf)

281 I would let her please me. Hells yes.

She is a pro. I've been dealing with amateurs all this time.

For SCIENCE!!!!

Posted by: nip at December 11, 2018 04:53 PM (DfGpI)

282 >>America. What a country.

Make America Mate Again!

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2018 04:53 PM (/tuJf)

283 Does PDT have access to that data - or does Congress have sole possession of it?



If it's legal to have this slushfund and make these payouts (which I
presume it is), would Trump have the authority to subpoena the records?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 04:52 PM (AzW6q)


Separation of Powers!!

Posted by: Nanzi at December 11, 2018 04:53 PM (jGvbj)

284 It's times like this I wish we knew each other in meatspace to offer a sisterly hug or at least send a card.

Posted by: kallisto at December 11, 2018 04:53 PM (+OYy0)

285 This is more significant than meets the eye.

Since Mueller is making "payoffs to Stormy Daniels" the centerpiece of his Impeachment Memo getting an actual judgment against Daniels will help show how sleazy she really is --because blowing random dudes on camera no longer qualifies as sleazy in our country. It really goes to how the "payoffs" were likely a result of La Sleaze already having tried to extort him by an means necessary, i.e. making the whole transaction more a reflection on her than him.

The "legal" part of the "Impeachment" fiasco (to come) will center around Finance Law. But as we know, its all about The Narrative.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 11, 2018 04:54 PM (koNhm)

286 TJM,
So sorry for you and your wife.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 11, 2018 04:54 PM (L/94n)

287 Let's hope she holds back on any temptation to yell, "Sic semper tyrannis" and jump out of her seat and shoot him.

Posted by: Newest Nic at December 11, 2018 04:48 PM (jYje5)

She will be sitting down the entire time, playing w/ her dentures.

Posted by: IC at December 11, 2018 04:54 PM (a0IVu)

288 Muldoon's limericks are rocking it today.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2018 04:55 PM (0tfLf)

289 TJM, my prayers are with you and your family at this time.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 11, 2018 04:55 PM (UsCnO)

290 If it's legal to have this slushfund and make these payouts (which I
presume it is), would Trump have the authority to subpoena the records?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 04:52 PM (AzW6q)

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Congress may claim separate but equal branch of Govt., but since it involves outlays of taxpayer cash, I'd bet he has the right to demand those records.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 04:55 PM (ffYR/)

291
If it's legal to have this slushfund and make these payouts (which I presume it is), would Trump have the authority to subpoena the records?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 04:52 PM (AzW6q)

Perhaps if some of the payouts were covering up possible sexual assaults.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 11, 2018 04:56 PM (TAmPV)

292 maybe Herr Muller should hire her to play Ilsa, the she-wolf of the SS.

Posted by: Avi at December 11, 2018 04:56 PM (kSq2k)

293 NO CUMMENT yer HORNER.

Posted by: saf at December 11, 2018 04:56 PM (5IHGB)

294 236 Been said by a number of comments today, but Trump REALLY got under Chuckie's skin today. It was so obvious he knew he was had.
With Pelosi, it's hard to tell.....
_________________

BP caught 3,000 illegal aliens at the southern border in one day last month. ONE DAY.

With nearly 3/4 of the "immigrants" (legal and illegal) in California living on welfare, and over 60% of all "immigrants" in the U.S. living on welfare, just how many more can we let in?

We've got trillions upon trillions of dollars in debts we can never repay, thanks to Nanzi and Chuckie's "generosity," and now we're going to let in millions more third-world welfare seekers to suck up billions more dollars every year that we don't have?

I wish Trump would let those two f*cking cons have it with both barrels.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 11, 2018 04:56 PM (fqUgw)

295 TJM, my heart is heavy to hear that news. May you know the comfort of the Lord's presence even as you mourn.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 11, 2018 04:57 PM (yL25O)

296 She should have just accused Kauvanugh of raping her ...

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 11, 2018 04:57 PM (TN1P5)

297 TJM, remember this, there will be a joyous reunion some day.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at December 11, 2018 04:57 PM (T71PA)

298 Congress may claim separate but equal branch of Govt., but since it involves outlays of taxpayer cash, I'd bet he has the right to demand those records.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 04:55 PM (ffYR/)

It would be interesting to know if this is covered by FOIA. These payouts all include NDA's, so which legal framework takes precedence, the NDA or the right of taxpayers to know where Congress is spending their money.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 11, 2018 04:57 PM (L/94n)

299 Man, I cannot imagine me being such a jerk to have
to pay legal fees to the President of the United States.Posted by: HH at
December 11, 2018 04:09 PM (mIJBI)



Just avoid having it rumored that you're a porn actress who had an affair with him and you may be safe.



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2018 04:22 PM

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I am still not certain that he ever screwed her. He has a germ phobia and IMO there is no way he would put his dick in what amounts to a hooker when he had hundreds of beautiful women literally throwing themselves at him.


I think he did the payoff just to keep her out of the news, which didn't work but didn't really hurt him.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 11, 2018 04:58 PM (JUOKG)

300 Oh, and she'll pay up right after Al Sharpton does ...

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 11, 2018 04:58 PM (TN1P5)

301 That's only 300 $1000 blow jobs

Posted by: freaked at December 11, 2018 04:58 PM (Tnijr)

302 So, Sloppy is going to be paying out the nose...

.. or some other orifice.

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 11, 2018 04:58 PM (knKQ1)

303 287
Let's hope she holds back on any temptation to yell, "Sic semper tyrannis" and jump out of her seat and shoot him.



Posted by: Newest Nic at December 11, 2018 04:48 PM (jYje5)



She will be sitting down the entire time, playing w/ her dentures.

Posted by: IC at December 11, 2018 04:54 PM (a0IVu)


She will sit there, in full view behind Trump on live national TV, fuming, never applauding anything good for the citizens Trump cites, glaring at her posse, sucking on her dentures, and just generally being her usual self.

Both sides will eat it up.

Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2018 04:58 PM (jGvbj)

304 It would be interesting to know if this is covered by FOIA. These payouts all include NDA's, so which legal framework takes precedence, the NDA or the right of taxpayers to know where Congress is spending their money.

Here's where I would love some "leaks."

Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2018 04:58 PM (O2RFr)

305 or 3000 $100 blow jobs

Posted by: freaked at December 11, 2018 04:59 PM (Tnijr)

306 YD, I may be wrong but I don't believe that it is legal. That is why Farenthold was scrambling to pay back the money after he was exposed. He also lost his seat.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2018 04:59 PM (hJlx/)

307 Trump knows the border issue is a winning issue. And Democrats do too.

It's just a shame Republicans didn't realize this 30 years ago and instead decided to sell the country out for some Chamber of Commerce pieces of silver.

All we've been hearing for the last several decades from the GOP brain trust is "better let all the Mexicans in, or all the Mexicans will vote against you!!!"

Posted by: Blago at December 11, 2018 04:59 PM (UfkIY)

308 Heh. I just noticed that Daniels has taken the namesake of her Esquire. Creepy Porn Actress.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 11, 2018 05:00 PM (t6MX/)

309 It would be interesting to know if this is covered by FOIA. These payouts all include NDA's, so which legal framework takes precedence, the NDA or the right of taxpayers to know where Congress is spending their money.
Posted by: Jen the original at December 11, 2018 04:57 PM (L/94n)

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I would think the NDA would be binding on the victims. If Congress were lawfully ordered to turn them over (that's the part I don't understand), then I think that would void the agreement these boys and girls made with the ol' lechers in the Chamber.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 05:00 PM (AzW6q)

310 Here's where I would love some "leaks."

Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2018 04:58 PM (O2RFr)


I'd rather just see Acme safes and grand pianos falling on people's heads.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 11, 2018 05:00 PM (oRu+u)

311 or 3000 $100 blow jobs

Or $300. 000 1 dollar blow jobs

Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2018 05:00 PM (O2RFr)

312 Here's where I would love some "leaks."
Posted by: It's me donna

Sorry, I'm retired.

Posted by: Reverend James Comey at December 11, 2018 05:00 PM (knKQ1)

313 Congress may claim separate but equal branch of Govt., but since it involves outlays of taxpayer cash, I'd bet he has the right to demand those records.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 04:55 PM (ffYR/)

It would be interesting to know if this is covered by FOIA. These payouts all include NDA's, so which legal framework takes precedence, the NDA or the right of taxpayers to know where Congress is spending their money.
Posted by: Jen the original at December 11, 2018 04:57 PM (L/94n)

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Good point. It may be best for Judicial Watch to go after them via FOIA than PDT having a public battle with Congress to get them.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 05:00 PM (ffYR/)

314 @301 "That's only 300 $1000 blow jobs"

I'm sure the rates have come down of late.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 11, 2018 05:00 PM (koNhm)

315 If it's legal to have this slushfund and make these payouts (which I presume it is), would Trump have the authority to subpoena the records?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


It's taxpayer money.
Who authorized the hummer fund?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2018 05:00 PM (VfCmK)

316 So does this judgement count as a campaign contribution.

Posted by: MAGA at December 11, 2018 05:01 PM (TL46R)

317 I may be wrong but I don't believe that it is legal. That is why Farenthold was scrambling to pay back the money after he was exposed. He also lost his seat.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2018 04:59 PM (hJlx/)

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Ah. I hope that's the case. Congress hasn't hesitated in the past to make special laws for themselves, so I just have no idea.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 05:01 PM (AzW6q)

318 311 or 3000 $100 blow jobs

Or $300. 000 1 dollar blow jobs
Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2018 05:00 PM (O2RFr)

She could have a blowathon.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 11, 2018 05:01 PM (MkcN1)

319 Oh no TJM I'm so sorry. Just saw it.

Posted by: freaked at December 11, 2018 05:01 PM (Tnijr)

320 Has the Moron Nation made fun of Squire-Sabastion-Senator?

Posted by: Paladin at December 11, 2018 05:01 PM (y+NAn)

321 Legal zen koan: If no one is prosecuted for a "law" but Donald Trump, is it a Bill of Attainder?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 11, 2018 05:02 PM (koNhm)

322 Welcome to the stage, Orange Man's strumpet, she works for tips, and tips alone.

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 11, 2018 05:02 PM (p0nVR)

323 "That's only 300 $1000 blow jobs"

I'm sure the rates have come down of late.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 11, 2018 05:00 PM (koNhm)


Yep. Remember those articles that said Daniels was, all of a sudden, getting $10,000 for her standard pole routine (right after she started accusing Trump)? I wonder where all that cash went? I'd bet the IRS would have an interest in that ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 11, 2018 05:02 PM (oRu+u)

324 I want to know which member of congress is such a sexual perv that tax payer funded hush money had to come into play..

Posted by: IC at December 11, 2018 05:02 PM (a0IVu)

325 I am still not certain that he ever screwed her. He has a germ phobia and IMO there is no way he would put his dick in what amounts to a hooker when he had hundreds of beautiful women literally throwing themselves at him.


I think he did the payoff just to keep her out of the news, which didn't work but didn't really hurt him.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman

________________

I just don't think it's in Trump's nature to pay off a woman that was shaking him down if there was nothing there.

I do agree though Stormy was not Trump's style, but he may have simply not known who she was and it was just something in the moment.

I'm just assuming it happened and I knew going in Trump had been unfaithful.

I would prefer he had a life like Mike Pence, but that's just not in the cards.

Posted by: Blago at December 11, 2018 05:02 PM (UfkIY)

326 I want to know which member of congress is such a sexual perv that tax payer funded hush money had to come into play..
Posted by: IC at December 11, 2018 05:02 PM (a0IVu)

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It seems unlikely, but... *fingers crossed* what if Paul Ryan's on the list?

That'd be grand.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 05:03 PM (AzW6q)

327
That's only 300 $1000 blow jobs"

There's no such thing as a $1000 blow job

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 11, 2018 05:04 PM (TAmPV)

328 272. thanks Jen. I did think the part about her spanking him with rolled up magazine was implausible.

Posted by: kallisto at December 11, 2018 05:04 PM (+OYy0)

329 @279

It would seem that the money/slush fund is from house appropriated and controlled funds and doesn't touch the executive branch layer.


And I assume house lawyers are writing up the NDA's and arranging for the payments so the executive branch has no authority.


What the President can do is make an issue of it but that can be problematic depending on how many GOP pieces of shit are part of this crap.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 11, 2018 05:04 PM (qxq6t)

330 PDT should have it stipulated that he will not accpet any cash in payment.

Who knows where it has been?

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 11, 2018 05:04 PM (knKQ1)

331 "There's no such thing as a $1000 blow job"
I believe thats called a $666.66 blow job plus tip.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 11, 2018 05:04 PM (koNhm)

332 It seems unlikely, but... *fingers crossed* what if Paul Ryan's on the list?

That'd be grand.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 05:03 PM (AzW6q)

great googly moogly..that would be something..

Posted by: IC at December 11, 2018 05:04 PM (a0IVu)

333 Condolences for you TJM. My sister also miscarried. But a few years later she and my BIL had two lovely twins. Don't lose hope.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 11, 2018 05:05 PM (/qEW2)

334 I want to know which member of congress is such a sexual perv that tax payer funded hush money had to come into play..
Posted by: IC at December 11, 2018 05:02 PM (a0IVu)

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I'm sure that question has a multi part answer.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 05:05 PM (ffYR/)

335 There's no such thing as a $1000 blow job


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Depends on the woman.

Last one I got cost me half my house and a monthly payment so she could divorce me and have her boyfriend move in....

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 11, 2018 05:05 PM (IfYaq)

336 IC, it wasn't one. I will go back and look for the numbers, but it is millions of dollars.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2018 05:05 PM (hJlx/)

337 Congress sets up slush fund to pay off sex partners(with NDAs)... Sex partners 'violate' NDAs by talking about Congresspersons' sex activities with them, and the payoffs... Congresspersons sue for violating NDAs?

Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2018 05:05 PM (jGvbj)

338 301
That's only 300 $1000 blow jobs

Posted by: freaked at December 11, 2018 04:58 PM (Tnijr)

I'd only charge her $900/per, because I am generous. Girth discounts available at group rates.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 11, 2018 05:05 PM (t6MX/)

339 My wife was 15 weeks pregnant when we found out the girl she was carrying died in the womb.

We had her funeral today.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at December 11, 2018 04:31 PM (zZbCU)

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Heartbreaking. You have my sincerest condolences.

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 11, 2018 05:06 PM (p0nVR)

340 "There's no such thing as a $1000 blow job"
It's also called giving a strip club your credit card and ordering a bottle of vodka to your table.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 11, 2018 05:06 PM (koNhm)

341 Waal, PJ media reports that indeed the shooter is middle eastern and on a terror watch list. I am gobsmacked. Not.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 11, 2018 05:06 PM (5+B0f)

342 336 IC, it wasn't one. I will go back and look for the numbers, but it is millions of dollars.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2018 05:05 PM (hJlx/)

Good heavens..there are only 100 senators..were they all being perverts??

Posted by: IC at December 11, 2018 05:06 PM (a0IVu)

343 he said she was simply trying to get money, that he hadn't had sex with her, he would never have had sex with a porn actress, etc.
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Given his aversion to germs, I'm inclined to believe him about this. Daniels has produced no proof they ever had sex, other than her own word, which is not worth the paper it's printed on. And she's a middle-aged mom, who's quite . . . used . . . so it's hard to see what attraction she would have had for Trump, even if he could get over the ick factor.

Trump was rich and famous enough that he could have had sex with very hot women whenever he felt so inclined, so why would he settle for a Stormy Daniels?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 11, 2018 05:07 PM (fqUgw)

344 "There's no such thing as a $1000 blow job"

Includes a sandwich.

Posted by: freaked at December 11, 2018 05:07 PM (Tnijr)

345 nood

Posted by: tu3031 at December 11, 2018 05:07 PM (sf1AO)

346 342 336 IC, it wasn't one. I will go back and look for the numbers, but it is millions of dollars.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2018 05:05 PM (hJlx/)

$13 million as of last month.

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 11, 2018 05:08 PM (knKQ1)

347 Good heavens..there are only 100 senators..were they all being perverts??
Posted by: IC at December 11, 2018 05:06 PM (a0IVu)

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I'm sure that not all 535 Congressmen are sex attackers.

But yes, they're perverts to the last man and woman, of one variety or another.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 05:08 PM (AzW6q)

348 She will have to pay taxes on All those Blow Jobs
#THOTAUDIT

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 11, 2018 05:08 PM (dKiJG)

349 Justice says this ruling was by a Trump judge and, otherwise, there is no politics in the judicial branch

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 11, 2018 05:08 PM (1g7ch)

350 IC, it wasn't one. I will go back and look for the numbers, but it is millions of dollars.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2018 05:05 PM (hJlx/)

Good heavens..there are only 100 senators..were they all being perverts??
Posted by: IC at December 11, 2018 05:06 PM (a0IVu)

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The last I heard it was something like $27 million, and probably covered House and Senate.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 05:08 PM (ffYR/)

351 I just don't think it's in Trump's nature to pay off a woman that was shaking him down if there was nothing there.



I do agree though Stormy was not Trump's style, but he may have
simply not known who she was and it was just something in the moment.



I'm just assuming it happened and I knew going in Trump had been unfaithful.



I would prefer he had a life like Mike Pence, but that's just not in the cards.

Posted by: Blago at December 11, 2018 05:02 PM (UfkIY)
You do realize that was, like, lunch money to him, right? With the NDA, it was totally worth it to him to get rid of this pesky gnat buzzing around him.And, as far as Pence, while I am glad he took the VP spot and think he's been okay in the job, I don't trust him as far as I could throw him and neither do most Hoosiers.

Posted by: Peaches at December 11, 2018 05:08 PM (14URa)

352 Concern - check
Sanctimony - check
Waiting for Cruise Tickets offer for the Trifecta.

We will never be free of the Nevertrumper stench.
Like cuck sex and wet diapers...

Posted by: mikeyG at December 11, 2018 05:09 PM (LL1Be)

353 300K? That's a heap o' beejers.

Posted by: Eromero at December 11, 2018 05:09 PM (zLDYs)

354 Trump doesn't get that money. His lawyers do.

And I thought she owed them almost a million.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 11, 2018 05:10 PM (auJJo)

355 TJM, may God surround you and your wife with His comforting presence.

Posted by: Emmie at December 11, 2018 05:11 PM (4HMW8)

356 My dumbass congressman paid a staffer out of the slush fund.

Posted by: kallisto at December 11, 2018 05:12 PM (+OYy0)

357 Both Trump and Daniels have denied having sex together.

Posted by: Emmie at December 11, 2018 05:14 PM (4HMW8)

358 TJM, I'm so sorry for you and your family. Been there myself.

Posted by: Abby at December 11, 2018 05:16 PM (M2RfL)

359 Posted by: Peaches at December 11, 2018 05:08 PM (14URa)

Pence is a dullard. He thought about running for pres in 2012 but backed down. People seem to forget that he's just not a charismatic guy.

He's another one of these VP's that can't get there on their own so they try a side shot way in thru the VP slot.

They are ALWAYS a disappointment. They are not up to the job and wind up making the situation worse.

Frankly all VP's should be told they won't be endorsed for President unless they've been gone from vp slot for over 4 years.

They really are a huge disappointment.

Take a look at history and you'll see what I mean. Oh they have good chance of winning (but not all that good as ppl think) but they wind up being disaster for their party.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 11, 2018 05:18 PM (auJJo)

360 You do realize that was, like, lunch money to him, right? With the NDA, it was totally worth it to him to get rid of this pesky gnat buzzing around him.And, as far as Pence, while I am glad he took the VP spot and think he's been okay in the job, I don't trust him as far as I could throw him and neither do most Hoosiers.
Posted by: Peaches

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it's about the principle, not the money.

I just don't think Trump responds well to fake blackmail. I also don't think he would waste all of the time and energy going back and forth with his legal team and her legal team over this unless there was something there and also shell out a decent amount of money (plus pay his own lawyer Cohen). it would be far "easier" to just ignore her fake claims.

But ultimately, does the truth really matter? I'd rather have Trump than "virtuous" Romney.

Posted by: Blago at December 11, 2018 05:19 PM (UfkIY)

361 Pence is a dullard. He thought about running for pres in 2012 but backed down. People seem to forget that he's just not a charismatic guy.

Posted by: jakee308

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I hope we're not stupid enough to nominate him because it's "his turn".

He's barely electable in Indiana.

Posted by: Blago at December 11, 2018 05:20 PM (UfkIY)

362
Donald J. Fucking Trump: The only man in the world who can bang a whore and make her pay for it. And pay a fucking 1/4 million bucks.

Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 11, 2018 05:22 PM (f1Vqw)

363 I just don't think Trump responds well to fake
blackmail. I also don't think he would waste all of the time and energy
going back and forth with his legal team and her legal team over this
unless there was something there and also shell out a decent amount of
money (plus pay his own lawyer Cohen). it would be far "easier" to just
ignore her fake claims.



But ultimately, does the truth really matter? I'd rather have Trump than "virtuous" Romney.

Posted by: Blago at December 11, 2018 05:19 PM (UfkIY)
You really think this was ever more than a tiny blip on Trump's radar? He was paying an army of lawyers and they were all looking to churn fees. Especially that asswipe Cohen. And, me, if I felt the need for a pastor, I'd find a church. However, I don't and I sure as shit don't want one at the helm of my country, especially in the kind of troubled waters we're trying to navigate. #MAGA

Posted by: Peaches at December 11, 2018 05:24 PM (14URa)

364 There was a woman a few years ago who wanted to haved her husband killed and was going to pay the hit man a bj a day for a year.

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2018 05:24 PM (/rm4P)

365 364 There was a woman a few years ago who wanted to haved her husband killed and was going to pay the hit man a bj a day for a year.

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Is that taxable?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at December 11, 2018 05:34 PM (g17lh)

366 As it works out, President Trump got laid for free.

Posted by: Ron at December 11, 2018 05:36 PM (Gu2Eb)

367 She got schlonged, just like Hillary

Posted by: KCShakedown at December 11, 2018 05:57 PM (AzZAE)

368 Pence sucks, imo,

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 11, 2018 06:32 PM (PUmDY)

369 TJM;

They say a mom becomes a mom at comception, but a Dad doest become a Dad until the baby is born.

I say bullshit.

My wife lost our second very late in her pregnancy and it was crushing to me. It was the only time in the last 15 years that I flat out, no holds barred cried like a baby. In private, alone.

If it helps to know, the pain and loss passes in time. The baby you will eventually have will be amazing and you'll love him, and it helps me to know that pur second born would not exist if her older brother hadn't died and left a place for her in our lives.

Be strong for your wife. Be the rock that your family needs now. I'll pray that you all heal quickly.

Posted by: Goober at December 13, 2018 01:30 PM (KnL+V)

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