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Good morning
Posted by: FortWorthMike at December 01, 2018 05:56 AM (/8e9W) 2
g'mornin', 'again, 'rons Posted by: AltonJackson at December 01, 2018 05:56 AM (KCxzN) 3
Oh, early eh?
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2018 05:57 AM (6VrXf) 4
hiya
Posted by: JT at December 01, 2018 05:57 AM (kkoXz) 5
And I read the content
Posted by: FortWorthMike at December 01, 2018 05:57 AM (/8e9W) 6
G'mornin' Horde !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 01, 2018 05:58 AM (KVMek) 7
Good morning! Cold outside but the coffee is fresh and the fire is lit.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 01, 2018 05:58 AM (PA/U2) 8
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2018 05:59 AM (6VrXf) 9
Do I repeat myself? Very well, I repeat myself ... RIP GHW Bush. I really wish you would have told the "What are you going to do to take care of us?" audience member in the URichmond debate in '92 to grow up and fend for himself. You blew the election right there. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2018 05:59 AM (pNxlR) 10
George Bush Sr. passed away last night at 10:00. He was 94, For all his faults may he rest in peace.
Posted by: Picric at December 01, 2018 05:59 AM (nonGu) 11
Good morning. (But still good night for me, staying up all-night again).
Posted by: Serious Cat at December 01, 2018 06:01 AM (f9un2) 12
I want..... https://tinyurl.com/yazkkx8f
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 01, 2018 06:01 AM (PA/U2) 13
Now to go get breakfast ready. Eldest son is taking SAT this AM.
Posted by: Picric at December 01, 2018 06:01 AM (nonGu) 14
Very nice statue of Bush 42 in his youth in the hanger bay of the Carrier named after him.
R.I.P. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2018 06:02 AM (cqNba) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2018 06:05 AM (cqNba) 16
Christmas parade appearance with Svout troop this morning, then donate blood and off to Sussex County to close our other place. The blood bank solicitor was especially obnoxious earlier this week as she kept pressing me to donate whole blood cells, a process which takes 2x longer and is dialysis-like in set up. I kept saying no until finally (and fed up) I said, "Look, I will donate a pint of whole blood, period. If you keep pushing me, against my constantly expressed wishes to the contrary, to donate red blood cells, this conversation is over. Now, what'll it be?" Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2018 06:06 AM (pNxlR) 17
All insomniacs reporting for BS duty SIR!
Posted by: saf at December 01, 2018 06:07 AM (5IHGB) 18
FL Republican wins a recount! By one vote. Guess how long this will last.
http://tinyurl.com/yde7x8b6 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 01, 2018 06:07 AM (mpXpK) 19
Thanks, krak.
Posted by: m at December 01, 2018 06:09 AM (bAsK/) 20
19 FL Republican wins a recount! By one vote. Guess how long this will last. http://tinyurl.com/yde7x8b6 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 01, 2018 06:07 AM (mpXpK) Until two boxes of provisional ballots are discovered in the trunk of the Toyota Pious outside the counting center. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2018 06:11 AM (pNxlR) 21
17 The blood bank solicitor was especially obnoxious earlier this week as she kept pressing me to donate whole blood cells
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2018 06:06 AM (pNxlR) Is there another blood bank nearby? Posted by: m at December 01, 2018 06:11 AM (bAsK/) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2018 06:11 AM (LsBY9) 23
Carter is going to out live them all.
Posted by: Tentotwo at December 01, 2018 06:12 AM (yhf6w) 24
school in VA kowtows to muzzies. Say no Christams carols that mention Christ.
School administrators reportedly explained they had made the decision to avoid singing anything of a direct sacred nature in order to be more sensitive to the increasing diverse population at the school. Fire everyone of these SOBs. http://tinyurl.com/yd3lepsj Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 01, 2018 06:14 AM (mpXpK) 25
Morons, I can't get anything to work right this morning. Time to mobve back to rocking chair. Sorry
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 01, 2018 06:16 AM (mpXpK) 26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3jc-2b6xuU
Russian movie from 2017 321 Siberian ( Division) a WWII war movie. Looks awesome. Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2018 06:17 AM (6VrXf) 27
Is there another blood bank nearby? Posted by: m at December 01, 2018 06:11 AM (bAsK/) I suppose, in SE PA or over in NJ, but I have no direct knowledge of one. She was continually pushing back with, "Well, WHY don't you want to donate whole red blood cells? Do you know your donation would help three people rather than just one? Give me a reason." My reason was, "I don't want to undergo that process", but that was not acceptable to Solicitor Vampira. So I will make known my preference, again, and in writing, at the center this PM. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2018 06:18 AM (pNxlR) 28
27 clip is over 12 minutes, but worth it
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2018 06:19 AM (6VrXf) Posted by: Schuyler Saxon Rides a Pale Horse at December 01, 2018 06:20 AM (hrcfq) 30
Another pasty white Irishman arrested for racial slurs being spray painted on campus.
Twice. Of course the first event caused an outbreak of BlackLivesMatter . https://tinyurl.com/ya8hsyrw What the article doesn't mention, but the TV news does, is that he isn't 100% Irish. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2018 06:20 AM (cqNba) 31
26 Morons, I can't get anything to work right this morning. Time to mobve back to rocking chair. Sorry Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 01, 2018 06:16 AM (mpXpK) You did just fine ... and tickled the Barrel's tail to boot! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2018 06:22 AM (pNxlR) 32
Good Morning y'all
Posted by: wing at December 01, 2018 06:24 AM (JFzNN) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2018 06:28 AM (LsBY9) 34
Remember, in his time, the Left said Bush 41 was Hitler, too.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh All people have a chance to be Hitler due to the left's ever changing rules Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2018 06:30 AM (8ikIW) 35
Wanting new socks and pussy for Christmas. Hope both fit!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2018 06:30 AM (JFO2v) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2018 06:30 AM (cqNba) 37
We all will be Hitler for our fifteen minutes. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2018 06:31 AM (pNxlR) Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2018 06:31 AM (8ikIW) 39
39>> *snort*
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 01, 2018 06:33 AM (PA/U2) 40
"Look, I will donate a pint of whole blood, period. If you keep pushing me, against my constantly expressed wishes to the contrary, to donate red blood cells, this conversation is over. Now, what'll it be?" At least you can give. I lived in England for a couple of years in the 80s, so I can never donate again. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2018 06:33 AM (LsBY9) 41
Sad, coffee is done for the day
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2018 06:34 AM (6VrXf) 42
Bush dead. Sad to hear! He was a good man!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2018 06:34 AM (JFO2v) 43
RH sidebar has ace sounding off on the oh-so-serious conservative and soysack Jonah Goldberg. As best I can gather, since my phone is too "rate-limited" to sample the font of all wisdom that is twitter, Jonah is a serious reader -- but only of graphic novels and twitter headlines. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2018 06:35 AM (pNxlR) 44
Supposed to be a rainy day today. It will probably melt the OMG IT"S A BLIZZARD snow we got on Monday
Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2018 06:35 AM (8ikIW) 45
What size cat you looking for?
Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2018 06:31 AM (8ikIW) warm n snug Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2018 06:35 AM (JFO2v) 46
As best I can gather, since my phone is too "rate-limited" to sample the font of all wisdom that is twitter, Jonah is a serious reader -- but only of graphic novels and twitter headlines.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: And shampoo bottles when he's sitting on the crapper Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2018 06:36 AM (8ikIW) 47
At least you can give. I lived in England for a couple of years in the 80s, so I can never donate again. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2018 06:33 AM (LsBY9) This'll be my first attempt post heart attack and since ceasing taking a blood thinner. Still do a low dose aspirin daily, though. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2018 06:37 AM (pNxlR) 48
What size cat you looking for?
Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2018 06:31 AM (8ikIW) old joke guy a bar find gal looking for some kinky stuff back at her place and she heads to bedroom to get comfortable gal come out and guy is getting dressed gal ask why you leaving I said I like it kinky he says I done fuck the cat and shat in your purse Im headed home! Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2018 06:37 AM (JFO2v) 49
24 Carter is going to out live them all.
Posted by: Tentotwo at December 01, 2018 06:12 AM (yhf6w) Hopefully Bhussein and Willy Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2018 06:39 AM (JFO2v) Posted by: saf at December 01, 2018 06:39 AM (5IHGB) 51
I met GWB at Freedoms Foundation in Valley Forge about 29 years ago. Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 01, 2018 06:39 AM (e7O7B) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2018 06:40 AM (cqNba) 53
How does living in England in early 80's stop from donating blood?
I did and never heard such a thing, English girls don't have any more cooties than most any other. Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2018 06:40 AM (6VrXf) 54
I just saw a commercial for Alexa idevices.
Evidently you can say "Alexa, it's dinnertime" the lights over your dining table will become brighter, and all your guests will gasp in amazement and awe. I might get two. Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2018 06:41 AM (8ikIW) 55
Mad cow disease, Skip. Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 01, 2018 06:42 AM (e7O7B) 56
George Bush -- the last Republican to become president fair and square.
Posted by: FireHorse at December 01, 2018 06:42 AM (T9f3V) 57
54 How does living in England in early 80's stop from donating blood? I did and never heard such a thing, English girls don't have any more cooties than most any other. Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2018 06:40 AM (6VrXf) Something to do with mad cow disease running rampant there at the time, IIRC. That's strange, though -- I'm pretty sure Shrillary never lived over there. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2018 06:42 AM (pNxlR) 58
25 school in VA kowtows to muzzies. Say no Christmas carols that mention Christ.
Mohammedmas Holiday whereas gays thrown from buildings, clits are removed, and local synagogue bombed. Really really fun times for all. Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2018 06:43 AM (JFO2v) 59
I might get two. Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2018 06:41 AM (8ikIW) Ask her for a beejer. Or a hummer. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2018 06:44 AM (pNxlR) Posted by: saf at December 01, 2018 06:45 AM (5IHGB) 61
I knew someone that visited Europe just after the Mad Cow thing was discovered. They were kinda pissed that all they could eat on their trip was chicken or fish. Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 01, 2018 06:46 AM (e7O7B) Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2018 06:46 AM (8ikIW) 63
Hadrian,
Is that STILL the case? I've asked every healthcare worker I meet and no one seems to be familiar or know what the latest news might be. Posted by: Heirloominati at December 01, 2018 06:46 AM (dYdbl) 64
Yes, because of Mad Cow. 34 years now, but they still refuse to let me donate. Before the ban I was a frequent donor. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2018 06:47 AM (LsBY9) 65
May I suggest and recommend Hitlers cat? He tends to take over the whole space though.
Posted by: saf at December 01, 2018 06:48 AM (5IHGB) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2018 06:48 AM (cqNba) 67
I remember the Mad Cow scare but sure if 37 years of incubation hasn't shown up it never will.
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2018 06:48 AM (6VrXf) 68
Yum. The wife went to a Christkindlmarket and brought home some a selection of German cookies to go with my coffee.
I think I'll keep her for at least another year Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2018 06:48 AM (8ikIW) 69
65
Yes, because of Mad Cow. 34 years now, but they still refuse to let me donate. Before the ban I was a frequent donor. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2018 06:47 AM (LsBY9) I had a friend in the late 80s selling medical devices. One was a fairly quick AIDS test. Seemed the gays were regularly donating blood thinking that more AIDS meant more research money! Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2018 06:49 AM (JFO2v) 70
When I came back from the Gulf, they said I couldn't donate blood. But they lifted that a few years later.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 01, 2018 06:49 AM (PA/U2) 71
Surely some one in The Horde has answers that make more sense than, "I dunno. Better not donate just to be sure."
Posted by: Heirloominati at December 01, 2018 06:49 AM (dYdbl) 72
66 May I suggest and recommend Hitlers cat? He tends to take over the whole space though. Posted by: saf at December 01, 2018 06:48 AM (5IHGB) Are cats that look like Hitler acceptable substitutes? http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/cgi-bin/seigmiaow.pl Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2018 06:50 AM (pNxlR) Posted by: Schuyler Saxon Rides a Pale Horse at December 01, 2018 06:50 AM (hrcfq) 74
"Yes, because of Mad Cow. 34 years now, but they still refuse to let me donate. Before the ban I was a frequent donor. "
I may be wrong, but hasn't there been a movement to allow those with AIDS to now donate blood? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2018 06:51 AM (cqNba) 75
Surely some one in The Horde has answers that make more sense than, "I dunno. Better not donate just to be sure."
Posted by: Heirloominati Putting a lot of pressure on a Saturday EMT Horde Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2018 06:51 AM (8ikIW) 76
Ahem, A low dose aspirin IS a blood thinner.
Posted by: JAS at December 01, 2018 06:53 AM (3HNOQ) 77
good to know
Tattoo Wait 12 months after a tattoo if the tattoo was applied in a state that does not regulate tattoo facilities. Currently, the only states that DO NOT regulate tattoo facilities are: District of Columbia, Georgia, Idaho, Maryland, Massachusetts, Nevada, New Hampshire, New York, Pennsylvania, Utah and Wyoming. This requirement is related to concerns about hepatitis. Learn more about hepatitis and blood donation. Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2018 06:53 AM (JFO2v) 78
Mmmmm Pfeffernuse and coffee.
Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2018 06:53 AM (8ikIW) 79
Yeah, I spent time on the Old Continent.
Told same about mad cow. Ya'd think there would have been a follow up study or some such. But I get some very puzzled looks when I ask the blood donation question, as if they NEVER. heard of such a thing. Posted by: Heirloominati at December 01, 2018 06:55 AM (dYdbl) 80
77 Ahem, A low dose aspirin IS a blood thinner. Posted by: JAS at December 01, 2018 06:53 AM (3HNOQ) I am well aware of that. The question is, does it disqualify me. If so, then I am done forever, too. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2018 06:56 AM (pNxlR) 81
Pretty sure gays can donate, because gay. But not me. Still. Gets me a bit annoyed, since nobody has gotten BSE from a blood transfusion. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2018 06:57 AM (LsBY9) 82
7 Good morning! Cold outside but the coffee is fresh and the fire is lit.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 01, 2018 05:58 AM (PA/U2) --- quit trying to seduce me. I'm going home! Posted by: buzzsaw90 at December 01, 2018 06:58 AM (NhgkA) Posted by: JAS at December 01, 2018 06:59 AM (3HNOQ) 84
quit trying to seduce me. I'm going home!
Posted by: buzzsaw90 But, the weather outside is frightful! Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2018 06:59 AM (8ikIW) 85
Its politically correct for all in gay, any other obscure disease gets all stop.
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2018 06:59 AM (6VrXf) 86
Shows in Conroe this weekend, with Big Val our entry. Got to shuffle off and get ready. Later, Hordians. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2018 06:59 AM (LsBY9) 87
24 Carter is going to out live them all.
Posted by: Tentotwo at December 01, 2018 06:12 AM (yhf6w) --- you think I want to put up with that insufferable jerk? Posted by: God at December 01, 2018 07:00 AM (NhgkA) 88
NPR was forced to issue a lengthy correction Friday after falsely accusing Donald Trump Jr. of lying to the Senate about plans to build a Trump Tower in Moscow, claiming his statements contradicted Michael Cohens plea deal with Special Counsel Robert Mueller.
Has anyone offered up a big old FUCK YOU to NPR lately? Well then let me! Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2018 07:02 AM (JFO2v) 89
But, the weather outside is frightful!
Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2018 06:59 AM (8ikIW) But the fire is so delightful Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2018 07:03 AM (JFO2v) 90
Is there another blood bank nearby?
Posted by: m at December 01, 2018 06:11 AM (bAsK/) I suppose, in SE PA or over in NJ, but I have no direct knowledge of one. --- nearest to me is in West Chester Pa. I gave the white cells a few times there. 2+hours and you cannot move your arms. can't even fap Posted by: buzzsaw90 at December 01, 2018 07:03 AM (NhgkA) 91
I had a friend in the late 80s selling medical devices. One was a fairly quick AIDS test. Seemed the gays were regularly donating blood thinking that more AIDS meant more research money!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2018 06:49 AM Didn't work out so well for Arthur Ashe. Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 01, 2018 07:03 AM (e7O7B) 92
I used to give blood to the Blood Bank. Then I got a letter from them saying the last two donations tested positive for hepatitis. I go to my doctor and after tests he says "You don't have hepatitis. The Blood Bank uses a cheap test that finds a lot of false positives. You can ask them to do a different test..."
You don't want my blood? Fine. Posted by: JAS at December 01, 2018 07:03 AM (3HNOQ) 93
84 quit trying to seduce me. I'm going home!
Posted by: buzzsaw90 But, the weather outside is frightful! Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2018 06:59 AM (8ikIW) --- OK, do me up the ass... Posted by: buzzsaw90 at December 01, 2018 07:04 AM (NhgkA) 94
The final numbers for November in Chicago
38 shot & killed 4 fatal stabbings 3 fatalities via other means 2 fatal police shootings 0 homicide-linked arrests Averaged 5.4 people shot per day 8 days were homicide-free 2 death investigations 22 in serious or critical condition 39 males killed vs 6 females 35 teenagers shot, 3 killed 5 grazed 4 selfies 8 #ShotInTheAss Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2018 07:05 AM (8ikIW) 95
91 I had a friend in the late 80s selling medical devices. One was a fairly quick AIDS test. Seemed the gays were regularly donating blood thinking that more AIDS meant more research money!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2018 06:49 AM Didn't work out so well for Arthur Ashe. Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 01, 2018 07:03 AM (e7O7B) --- you will be made to care? Posted by: buzzsaw90 at December 01, 2018 07:05 AM (NhgkA) 96
93 84 quit trying to seduce me. I'm going home!
Posted by: buzzsaw90 But, the weather outside is frightful! Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2018 06:59 AM (8ikIW) --- OK, do me up the ass... Posted by: buzzsaw90 at December 01, 2018 07:04 AM (NhgkA) --- but then i'm going HOME! Posted by: buzzsaw90 at December 01, 2018 07:05 AM (NhgkA) 97
^^^ NO, cat's that look like Hitler are unacceptable except on LONELY DAYS & LONELY NIGHTS.
Posted by: saf at December 01, 2018 07:05 AM (5IHGB) Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 01, 2018 07:06 AM (KVMek) 99
From the Red Cross blood donor eligibility site - Persons who have spent long periods of time in countries where "mad cow disease" is found are not eligible to donate. This requirement is related to concerns about variant Creutzfeld Jacob Disease (vCJD). A full listing of their rules can be read here - www.redcrossblood.org/donate-blood/ how-to-donate/eligibility-requirements/ eligibility-criteria-alphabetical.html Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2018 07:07 AM (pNxlR) 100
98 But no one Shot-In-The-Junk ?
SAD ! Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 01, 2018 07:06 AM (KVMek) --- they come to me for that Posted by: Mistress Midnight Flame at December 01, 2018 07:08 AM (NhgkA) 101
Persons who have spent long periods of time in countries where "mad cow disease" is found are not eligible to donate. This requirement is related to concerns about variant Creutzfeld Jacob Disease (vCJD).
--- So its Mad Cows and Englishmen? Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 01, 2018 07:08 AM (NhgkA) 102
Chicago is a target rich environment, they have 26 stores in the city.
Posted by: saf at December 01, 2018 07:10 AM (5IHGB) Posted by: R. Maddow at December 01, 2018 07:11 AM (cqNba) 104
Blood, tis better to give than receive.
Posted by: Sumdumchief at December 01, 2018 07:11 AM (zDVYq) 105
85 Its politically correct for all in gay, any other obscure disease gets all stop. Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2018 06:59 AM (6VrXf) Because they are the wisest, kindest and most empathic of us all, donchano? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2018 07:11 AM (pNxlR) 106
Creutzfeld Jacob disease!....The Bastard told me he was clean,the bloody cow.
Posted by: saf at December 01, 2018 07:13 AM (5IHGB) 107
I looked at my tangled web of Christmas tree lights recently. They're about forty years old, some of the bulbs burned out. Went to Lowe's to get some LED's. There's a chart in the area that said for a seven to eight foot tree recommended 1,200 lights. I bought two strands of 250 bulbs. Only needed one. They were on sale for $15.00 per strand. I think I did okay. Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 01, 2018 07:14 AM (e7O7B) 108
So the city of B'More has been enjoying a spat of students physically assaulting teachers, with 3 events in November, and one of a male student clocking a female teacher right in the face going viral.
Oddly enough, most folk in the city are unaware that in 2017 over 1500 students were charged by the Baltimore School Police with actual assaults on teachers or other students. And another 900+ were investigated for threatening to do the same. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2018 07:16 AM (cqNba) 109
Bitch O the Day
A substitute teacher filling in in a New Jersey classroom reportedly informed a group of first graders on Thursday that what they thought they knew about Santa Claus wasnt true, and St. Nick wasn't real. Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2018 07:16 AM (JFO2v) 110
Dr- I have good news and bad news
Patient- What is it, Doc Dr.The blood we gave you saved your life, but you now have AIDS. Posted by: Ben Had at December 01, 2018 07:17 AM (z02nf) 111
Numerous articals how the FBI is still running interference for Hillary
We are becoming ancient Rome. Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2018 07:18 AM (6VrXf) 112
A substitute teacher filling in in a New Jersey classroom reportedly informed a group of first graders on Thursday that what they thought they knew about Santa Claus wasnt true, and St. Nick wasn't real. Who the fook do people such are her think they are? Did she step out further and enlighten them about fuzzy wuzzy Mo's prediliction for banging underage girls, too? As if ... Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2018 07:19 AM (pNxlR) 113
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2018 07:16 AM (cqNba)
I'm pretty sure that if I had school age kids, I'd be home schooling. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 01, 2018 07:20 AM (PA/U2) 114
111 Numerous articals how the FBI is still running interference for Hillary
We are becoming ancient Rome. Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2018 07:18 AM (6VrXf) Big Govt Bureaucrat do love them oligarchs. As I say on 2 types of progressives: Those that rule and those that wish to be ruled over! Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2018 07:20 AM (JFO2v) 115
I'm pretty sure that if I had school age kids, I'd be home schooling.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 01, 2018 07:20 AM My daughter tried the public schools for about two years and it was one nightmare after another. When she announced she was going the home school route we wrote her a very fat check. A decade later and she now has the nicest kids on the planet. Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 01, 2018 07:23 AM (e7O7B) 116
fuzzy wuzzy Mo's prediliction for banging underage girls, too?
they were asking for it! https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2016/05/06/ migrant-attack-young-woman-told-police-dye-hair-stay-indoors-night/ Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2018 07:23 AM (JFO2v) 117
Saturday Night Live, 1988:
"The Gay Communist Gun Club endorses GEORGE BUSH. He's not perfect, but two out of three ain't bad!" I miss George H. W. Bush, and Phil Hartman. Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 01, 2018 07:23 AM (Urdq9) 118
Are becoming ?
Have become is more like it; these are not things being mooted, they are actually happening. What we are becoming is anybody's guess, but it will be epic on a scale never before seen. Where it will all end up ... Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 01, 2018 07:24 AM (KVMek) 119
Apparently, the FBI raid on the whistle blower was intended to regain custody of some papers that incriminated the DoJ in the Uranium One cover up. That information was supposedly turned over to congress and the IG already. I wonder if it was a false flag op to get the papers and/or the information out into circulation, or Mueller just being Mueller and intimidating people.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 01, 2018 07:24 AM (PA/U2) 120
One could data dive this article concerning student arrests in Maryland, and possibly detect the disciplinary effects of the Promise Program being followed in Baltimore city.
https://tinyurl.com/ya2zzpjv Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2018 07:25 AM (cqNba) 121
And in Chicago your chances of getting arrested for killing someone are pretty slim...Homicides with no suspect 437.....
Posted by: Colin at December 01, 2018 07:26 AM (JAf+e) 122
VIA, I cannot imagine why someone who has been a crime victim of one of those yutes hasn't sued the school district into bankruptcy.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 01, 2018 07:27 AM (PA/U2) Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2018 07:29 AM (6VrXf) 124
And FWIW, when some parent who's kid has been murdered by some illegal alien that has been deported half a dozen times decides to hold a judge personally accountable, I'm not going to shed a tear.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 01, 2018 07:30 AM (PA/U2) 125
Almost all of the hemophiliacs in the '80's died from AIDS due to contaminated factor 8. Back then, factor 8 was pooled before distribution. A few bad apples spoiled the whole bunch.
Posted by: Drc at December 01, 2018 07:32 AM (llGBY) 126
Morning horde... cold and rainy here all weekend. Yuk.
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 01, 2018 07:36 AM (dUJdY) 127
Remember, in his time, the Left said Bush 41 was Hitler, too.
The Left learned their politics from Warhol: Everybody's Hitler for 15 minutes. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 01, 2018 07:36 AM (oVJmc) 128
The biggest liars are those that lie to themselves
https://dailycaller.com/2018/11/30/chinese-marathon-cheating-scandal/ Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2018 07:38 AM (JFO2v) Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 01, 2018 07:38 AM (6qErC) 130
Almost all of the hemophiliacs in the '80's died from AIDS due to contaminated factor 8. Back then, factor 8 was pooled before distribution. A few bad apples spoiled the whole bunch.
+++++ Yeah that's one of Bills finest hours as regards Arkansas. 2k Canadians infected with hiv another 30k with hep c Posted by: Total Control Racist at December 01, 2018 07:40 AM (z2W2E) 131
Guten tag hordsters.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at December 01, 2018 07:40 AM (fjDeX) 132
We were supposed to get rain in last 24 hrs but nothing, maybe this evening. Want to get Christmas lights outside so maybe should today.
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2018 07:41 AM (6VrXf) 133
Remember, in his time, the Left said Bush 41 was Hitler, too. He was also the proto Dick Cheney in the early eighties (Reagan's CIA puppet-master) Posted by: AltonJackson at December 01, 2018 07:41 AM (KCxzN) 134
108 So the city of B'More has been enjoying a spat of students physically assaulting teachers, with 3 events in November, and one of a male student clocking a female teacher right in the face going viral.
Oddly enough, most folk in the city are unaware that in 2017 over 1500 students were charged by the Baltimore School Police with actual assaults on teachers or other students. And another 900+ were investigated for threatening to do the same. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2018 07:16 AM (cqNba) Didn't TFG demand that schools not prosecute offenders because racism? Posted by: josephistan at December 01, 2018 07:45 AM (Izzlo) 135
They mentioned on FOX this morning that Obama (piss be upon him) visited GHWB just a couple of weeks ago.
Butt buddies. The whole lot of them. Uniparty. Posted by: IrishEi at December 01, 2018 07:46 AM (NtglE) 136
"Didn't TFG demand that schools not prosecute offenders because racism?"
Study the 'Promise Program', from its original intent to it's masterful morphing into the program which directly gave us the Parkville shooting. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2018 07:50 AM (cqNba) 137
CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 01, 2018 07:30 AM (PA/U2)
Wish someone would hold Mueller similarly. Posted by: Smaug at December 01, 2018 07:51 AM (iF4iV) 138
I can't give blood because I don't weigh enough. Five feet tall and not muscular, so I weigh 101 lb. Kind of annoying bc there is nothing wrong with my blood.
I did sign up to be a bone marrow donor, though. Haven't been called for that. Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 01, 2018 07:51 AM (rWZ8Y) 139
Finally getting around to second breakfast.
No I don't have furry feet Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2018 07:29 AM We're willing to be inclusive, if you'll invite us. Posted by: Meriadoc "Merry" Brandybuck & Pippin Took at December 01, 2018 07:53 AM (DMUuz) 140
Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2018 07:19 AM (pNxlR)
........ Gorgeous Jaspers. Did not know they existed before perusing your work. Wow! Posted by: Smaug at December 01, 2018 07:54 AM (iF4iV) 141
42=41
New math, or fat fingers. You decide. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2018 06:05 AM (cqNba) ------------------------------------ Actually, he was 42. There was a president between Harrison and Tyler whose existence is publicly denied. Alfred Whitmore, piss-boy to the Supreme Court at the time, and who bore a striking resemblence to Tyler, was accidentally sworn in by a drunk Chief Justice Taney while taking a leak. Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 01, 2018 07:55 AM (+F0Wk) 142
obviously MI has zero other problems!
On Wednesday, legislators in the Michigan state House introduced a resolution opposing "girl toys" and "boy toys" at fast food restaurants. Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2018 07:56 AM (JFO2v) 143
Dr- I have good news and bad news
Patient- What is it, Doc .... Posted by: Ben Had at December 01, 2018 07:17 AM (z02nf) ----------------------- It's information that has both a positive and negative component, but that's not important right now. Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 01, 2018 07:57 AM (+F0Wk) 144
Sitting at the hospital with my dad. He's a little better this morning. We saw this morning GW passed and that kicked off a conversation about the greatest generation. The dad of a friend of his just passed at 101. Marine in WWII and Korea, fought at Chosin. I didn't do anything like that, didn't even serve in the military (AF brat) and am humbled by it all.
Posted by: freaked at December 01, 2018 07:57 AM (ZtUp8) 145
Oddly enough, most folk in the city are unaware that in 2017 over 1500
students were charged by the Baltimore School Police with actual assaults on teachers or other students. Did those students face actual legal processes, do you know? I wonder if they were diverted into Promise Program alternative punishment (which is nothing, as we learned in Florida), or were actually hauled in front of a judge and faced assault charges. Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa at December 01, 2018 07:57 AM (Z216Q) 146
Condom shortages are exacerbating efforts to bring the HIV/AIDS epidemic under control, the World Health Organization said in an update to mark 30 years since the first World AIDS Day (Dec. 1).
Maybe you should watch where you stick your dick! just thinkin! Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2018 07:58 AM (JFO2v) 147
I can't give blood because I don't weigh enough. Five feet tall and not muscular, so I weigh 101 lb. Kind of annoying bc there is nothing wrong with my blood.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 01, 2018 07:51 AM ~~~~~ I had same problem. The weight requirement was 110 lbs. You could be 6'8" and as long as you weighed 110 lbs., you were good to go. But 5'2" and 108? No. Posted by: IrishEi at December 01, 2018 07:58 AM (NtglE) 148
Ahem, A low dose aspirin IS a blood thinner.
Posted by: JAS at December 01, 2018 06:53 AM So is fish oil supplements. Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 01, 2018 07:58 AM (DMUuz) 149
There was a president between Harrison and Tyler whose existence is
publicly denied. Alfred Whitmore, piss-boy to the Supreme Court at the time, and who bore a striking resemblence to Tyler, was accidentally sworn in by a drunk Chief Justice Taney while taking a leak. I think that's how we got Pope Francis. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 01, 2018 08:00 AM (oVJmc) 150
"Did those students face actual legal processes, do you know?"
Oddly enough, that question was asked repeatedly yesterday during the three hours of local talk radio that was discussing this issue. And NO, despite every effort to find the answer to that question, it is withheld at the highest level of local law enforcement/School Board and city government. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2018 08:00 AM (cqNba) 151
" Condom shortages are exacerbating efforts to bring the HIV/AIDS epidemic under control, the World Health Organization said in an update to mark 30 years since the first World AIDS Day (Dec. 1). "
Perhaps they could check the athlete rooms from the most recent Olympic Villages. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2018 08:01 AM (cqNba) 152
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2018 07:19 AM (pNxlR)
Husband said he thought it was a guy-but nevertheless it was really wrong and inappropriate. So was the guy a militant Atheist or an Evangelical Christian who objected to the idea of Santa Claus?. Whoever they were, I bet they really didn't know much about St Nicholas who was rea.l Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2018 08:01 AM (AllCR) 153
So the city of B'More has been enjoying a spat of students physically assaulting teachers, with 3 events in November, and one of a male student clocking a female teacher right in the face going viral.
I know it's tough to tell, but it was a female student doing the punching in that video. Doesn't make it less disturbing. I heard last night on the news there were 1500 assaults on B'more teachers last year. Posted by: no good deed at December 01, 2018 08:02 AM (1uG1d) 154
Almost all of the hemophiliacs in the '80's died from AIDS due to
contaminated factor 8. Back then, factor 8 was pooled before distribution. A few bad apples spoiled the whole bunch. Those were scary days. My young wife needed blood after an etopic pregnancy cut through a blood vessel and she began bleeding internally. Through a miracle, our local on-duty doctor was able to operate and stop the bleeding, saving her life, but she refused a blood transfusion (out of fear) and didn't fully recover for quite a while as a consequence. Tough decision to face when your life is potentially at risk, either way you go. Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa at December 01, 2018 08:03 AM (Z216Q) 155
As the local Talk Radio host said yesterday...'if it ain't duct tape, it's not real tape"
https://tinyurl.com/ya59e885 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2018 08:03 AM (cqNba) 156
On Wednesday, legislators in the Michigan state House introduced a resolution opposing "girl toys" and "boy toys" at fast food restaurants.
rhennigantx at December 01, 2018 07:56 AM (JFO2v) ............... Whew, at least the ltqbtrxz kids can still get toys. Posted by: Smaug at December 01, 2018 08:03 AM (iF4iV) 157
Butt buddies. The whole lot of them. Uniparty.
Posted by: IrishEi at December 01, 2018 07:46 AM (NtglE) Bush probably wasn't gay and I get confused about which Buh was which, but perhaps he was visiting as a gesture of friendship at a difficult time Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2018 08:04 AM (AllCR) 158
Kind of annoying bc there is nothing wrong with my blood.
They might not be set up to draw non-standard amounts. A quart low on a 100-pound person is probably a little more serious. Posted by: t-bird at December 01, 2018 08:04 AM (nIvDu) 159
I had same problem. The weight requirement was 110 lbs. You could be 6'8" and as long as you weighed 110 lbs., you were good to go. But 5'2" and 108? No.
Posted by: IrishEi at December 01, 2018 07:58 AM (NtglE) ------------------------------- 6'8" and 110 lbs? I think such a person would have other issues that might prevent them from donating! Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 01, 2018 08:04 AM (+F0Wk) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2018 08:05 AM (AllCR) Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2018 08:05 AM (JFO2v) 162
And NO, despite every effort to find the answer to
that question, it is withheld at the highest level of local law enforcement/School Board and city government. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2018 08:00 AM (cqNba) Which tells us the answer. Those youths got the Democrat legal treatment. Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa at December 01, 2018 08:05 AM (Z216Q) 163
Even more disturbing is the case of football locker room "hazing" (actual sexual assault) at Damascus High School.
Posted by: no good deed at December 01, 2018 08:05 AM (1uG1d) 164
obviously MI has zero other problems! if by "zero other problems" you mean "totally fcuked" just wait until the 2020 election: dem governor, dem Sect-O-State; on the spot voter registration it'll be like michigan watched all the 2018 election shenanigans in Florida & said "hold my beer..." Posted by: AltonJackson at December 01, 2018 08:05 AM (KCxzN) 165
"I know it's tough to tell, but it was a female student doing the punching in that video. "
The punch heard round the city https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZOJH7LO6R8 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2018 08:06 AM (cqNba) 166
Bloody Mary time.
Posted by: Leonero at December 01, 2018 08:06 AM (zSLqp) 167
Read Wildfire last night and talk about beating the SJW dead horse. Not close to being as good as the first two in the series. I would say half to 2/3s of the book is PC jargon - the actual plot is secondary
Posted by: Swodog at December 01, 2018 08:07 AM (WFEtC) 168
Condom shortages are exacerbating efforts to bring the HIV/AIDS epidemic under control
+++ False. Condoms are everywhere. Refusal to use them is common. Posted by: Total Control Racist at December 01, 2018 08:07 AM (z2W2E) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2018 08:08 AM (cqNba) 170
Driving around the neighborhood last night, dark (of course) and the streets were busy with delivery trucks of all kinds. They have to double park sometimes, and it really ties up traffic. It only going to get worse as more and more people shop on line. Even saw a very large postal service van, never have seen one before.
Posted by: Colin at December 01, 2018 08:08 AM (JAf+e) Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 01, 2018 08:09 AM (pUDQf) 172
"Even more disturbing is the case of football locker room "hazing" (actual sexual assault) at Damascus High School."
I heard rumor of upgrading the one charge to Rape. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2018 08:09 AM (cqNba) 173
I did sign up to be a bone marrow donor, though. Haven't been called for that.
My parents and I signed up my senior year in high school for a classmate with leukemia. We were not matches for him, but my dad ended up being a match for someone. Unfortunately, he was a never called to donate. Posted by: no good deed at December 01, 2018 08:09 AM (1uG1d) 174
On Wednesday, legislators in the Michigan state House introduced a resolution opposing "girl toys" and "boy toys" at fast food restaurants.
rhennigantx at December 01, 2018 07:56 AM (JFO2v) ............... Whew, at least the ltqbtrxz kids can still get toys. Posted by: Smaug at December 01, 2018 08:03 AM (iF4iV) ------------------------- The legislators probably think they're being progressive, but this is nothing new. Back in the 90s, I recall people making a big deal about Toys R Us having "girl" aisles and "boy" aisles. Not officially labeled as such, but obvious which was which. Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 01, 2018 08:09 AM (+F0Wk) 175
Fen- hopefully freaked is still here but short of it is he had to have half a lung removed
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2018 08:10 AM (6VrXf) 176
I heard rumor of upgrading the one charge to Rape.
Yes, first degree rape and three counts of attempted first degree rape. Posted by: no good deed at December 01, 2018 08:10 AM (1uG1d) Posted by: Total Control Racist at December 01, 2018 08:11 AM (z2W2E) 178
I just learned that President Bush, the Senior has passed away. My condolences to the family.
When Little was little, GHWB was President. Little was about 3 years old and had a lisp. He was mesmerized by the President, and he would run around the house, saying Goge Buth, Goge Buth. We wrote the President and they were kind enough to send him a picture of their dog, Millie. He was thrilled. Posted by: grammie winger at December 01, 2018 08:11 AM (lwiT4) 179
My mistake-apparently the oaf who told first graders Santa wasn't real-was a woman. I think she should not be allowed to be a substitute for that age group anymore
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2018 08:11 AM (AllCR) 180
Morning Horde! RIP Mr. President Bush.
Posted by: missguided sailorguy at December 01, 2018 08:11 AM (Q5R7z) 181
We're off to the Peoples Republic of Columbia (MO) today. My youngest is trying out for All-State Orchestra in the cello section. I've never seen a kid work so hard for something. She's amazing, and has a passion for music that is unreal. I don't claim any credit for this behavior. I could tell you what I was working towards at her age, but let's just say it involved mid-night "practice" at the golf course, and evading the guy in the cart.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 01, 2018 08:11 AM (ty7RM) 182
"And NO, despite every effort to find the answer to that question, it is withheld at the highest level of local law enforcement/School Board and city government.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2018 08:00 AM (cqNba) " Which we all know means no, not even a little bit. Disturbing. Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 01, 2018 08:12 AM (KVMek) 183
Sitting at the hospital with my dad. He's a little better this morning.
We saw this morning GW passed and that kicked off a conversation about the greatest generation. The dad of a friend of his just passed at 101. Marine in WWII and Korea, fought at Chosin. I didn't do anything like that, didn't even serve in the military (AF brat) and am humbled by it all. GHWB had incredible war years. God bless him on his journey. My own FIL was drafted out of college at 19, served for four years flying for the Army Air Force, and was the humblest, most loyal human I think I've ever been fortunate enough to meet. Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa at December 01, 2018 08:12 AM (Z216Q) 184
Gorgeous Jaspers. Did not know they existed before perusing your work. Wow!
I know. I would love to make some jewelry out of it! Posted by: Jewells45 at December 01, 2018 08:12 AM (dUJdY) Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 01, 2018 08:12 AM (e7O7B) 186
RIP Mr President.
Posted by: AlaBAMA George H.W. Bush, the youngest combat pilot in the US Navy in WWII Eternal Father, Strong to Save https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGpvtL__3A4 Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at December 01, 2018 08:14 AM (S6Pax) 187
The punch heard round the city
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZOJH7LO6R8 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2018 08:06 AM (cqNba) Do we really want people like that in our society?? Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2018 08:14 AM (JFO2v) 188
"Stool Hardness and Transit (SHAT) score "
Gives a whole new meaning to referring to William Shatner as 'The Shat' Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2018 08:14 AM (cqNba) Posted by: Jewells45 at December 01, 2018 08:14 AM (dUJdY) 190
I did sign up to be a bone marrow donor, though. Haven't been called for that.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 01, 2018 07:51 AM (rWZ8Y) Bless you. Being a blood donor is no walk in the park. Being a recipient is no fun either, but I think the donors have it worse. Posted by: grammie winger at December 01, 2018 08:14 AM (lwiT4) 191
He was mesmerized by the President, and he would run around the house, saying Goge Buth, Goge Buth.
========================= HaHa...that's funny, when my little cellist was 4 or 5, and W was running against Horse Face, one of our neighbors put up a yard sign for him. She was outside playing, and came tearing into the house yelling "John Kerry sign!! John Kerry sign!!" like it was the end of the world. I love that kid. Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 01, 2018 08:15 AM (ty7RM) 192
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 01, 2018 08:11 AM (ty7RM)
Congratulations! That's wonderful. My son played the cello (I love the cello) but he did not have a passion for it. It's great she's so dedicated I hope she gets in the All State Orchestra. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2018 08:15 AM (AllCR) 193
I lost almost a liter of blood after having my first. They actually had a transfusion in the room ready to go in case the doctor couldn't get the bleeding stopped before I lost even more. Luckily, he did. Whew. (Also, even the mean nurse (we knew she was mean bc she had attended my sister. Not full-on mean, really, just very very no-nonsense) felt sorry for me when she read my chart and saw my 9 lb monster baby. Haha)
I do get why they have a minimum weight requirement for donation. It's just a bummer it works out that way bc I'm not afraid of needles, I don't do anything risky, and my blood is fine, so I'd be happy to donate if I could. Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 01, 2018 08:16 AM (rWZ8Y) 194
Good Morning everyone.
Now that it's December I won't growl at the Bott'ette and Botlet for changing the car radio to Christmas music on Sirius XM. Posted by: BifBewalskiBot - sofa king we Todd did at December 01, 2018 08:16 AM (8ZeGS) 195
I mentioned this yesterday but some good news may intervene. We were so sad to hear the news that one of my sons best buddies has had a dream of joining the SEALs but was forced to ring the bell two days ago (and right before graduation). He's suffering from a couple of stress fractures, a bulging disc and a bum knee right now. He's a fantastic young man, and the Navy might give him a pass because of the fractures, and let him try again. They are thinking it over. Even if they don't, we are all so proud of this great young man.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa at December 01, 2018 08:16 AM (Z216Q) Posted by: grammie winger at December 01, 2018 08:17 AM (lwiT4) 197
RIP President Bush. World War 2 Hero. Disagreed with his Family Politics recently, but served his country well.
Posted by: Jonah at December 01, 2018 08:17 AM (N9cB5) 198
I could tell you what I was working towards at her age, but let's just say it involved mid-night "practice" at the golf course, and evading the guy in the cart.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 01, 2018 08:11 AM (ty7RM) You know what for? He was night putting, just putting at night with the fifteen-year-old daughter of the Dean Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2018 08:17 AM (JFO2v) 199
Let us hope and pray, that GW and Jeb put aside petty grudges, and have Trump at the Funeral.
Posted by: Jonah at December 01, 2018 08:19 AM (N9cB5) 200
Good morning!
Probably should save this for upcoming weird (if predictable) news post, but it greeted me on MS homepage: first openly transgender Miss Universe contestant, Angela Ponce. Of course. Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2018 08:19 AM (W+vEI) 201
Now that it's December I won't growl at the Bott'ette and Botlet for changing the car radio to Christmas music on Sirius XM.
Posted by: BifBewalskiBot - sofa king we Todd did at December 01, 2018 08:16 AM (8ZeGS) I told Rev last night I was officially sick of SiriusXM Christmas. I can't stand one more version of 'Silver Bells'. I wouldn't mind it so much if they played actual carols, but it's all secular, all the time. 'Let It Snow Let It Snow Let It Snow' makes me want to shoot my own eye out. Posted by: grammie winger at December 01, 2018 08:19 AM (lwiT4) 202
I guess it's not technically 'fake news'...
https://twitter.com/WillOremus/status/1068731765794123778 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2018 08:19 AM (cqNba) 203
I am more worried about this RINO Burr, chair of the Senate Intelligence.
Is he working with Mueller? Posted by: Jonah at December 01, 2018 08:20 AM (N9cB5) 204
I think the answer to people who want to bring on socialism to this country -- and are unapologetic about it -- need to be encouraged. Support them, but question why stop there? Let's go full communist and take away all private property from everyone. Now. From the richest to the poorest. Why take 'baby steps' when that's the inevitable outcome? I want to live in one of Bernie Sanders three homes, rent-free. Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 01, 2018 08:20 AM (e7O7B) Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2018 08:20 AM (JFO2v) 206
Butt buddies. The whole lot of them. Uniparty.
Posted by: IrishEi at December 01, 2018 07:46 AM (NtglE) ----- Bush probably wasn't gay and I get confused about which Buh was which, but perhaps he was visiting as a gesture of friendship at a difficult time Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2018 08:04 AM ~~~~~ I really didn't mean that he was gay; just that the Bushes are apparently very close with Obama and the Clintons as well. Nonetheless, he was a patriot and served his country his entire life. RIP Posted by: IrishEi at December 01, 2018 08:22 AM (NtglE) 207
The punch heard round the city
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZOJH7LO6R8 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2018 08:06 AM (cqNba) HEH. Didn't take long for fake GoGundMe's to be set up. Shameless. Posted by: The Courts at December 01, 2018 08:22 AM (GL/05) 208
Yeah, I have heard that bone marrow extraction is no picnic. But if I ever do get called for that, I would see it as a huge privilege to maybe save someone's life even if it does hurt like hell.
(you know...the left likes to bitch about male privilege...but women have the greatest privilege of all. With nothing but my body, a contribution from my husband, and a ton of food, I created life. Twice. Women who see that as a punishment are fucked in the head.) Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 01, 2018 08:23 AM (rWZ8Y) 209
>>He's a fantastic young man, and the Navy might give him a pass because of the fractures, and let him try again. They are thinking it over. Even if they don't, we are all so proud of this great young man.
That is impressive. "Lone Survivor" goes into great detail about the BUDs training (is that the right name) and it sounds brutal. Went a long way in explaining how the SEALs performed later in operation redwing. Hope he gets another shot! Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2018 08:23 AM (W+vEI) 210
6'8" and 110 lbs? I think such a person would have other issues that might prevent them from donating!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 01, 2018 08:04 AM ~~~~~ LOL. Yeah, maybe my example was a bit hyperbolic. How about 5'6" and 110 lbs. Posted by: IrishEi at December 01, 2018 08:24 AM (NtglE) 211
Good luck to your daughter at the All-State competition, Brave Sir Robin! My two monkeys are playing in a rock show this morning. I love their passion for it, and I am pleased as punch to be able to provide them with the opportunity. The rest of the weekend is birthday parties and a volleyball tournament. No rest over here.
Posted by: no good deed at December 01, 2018 08:24 AM (1uG1d) 212
'What's happening with your dad?'
Like Skip said he had to have part of a lung removed. Doing better today but will be here until at least Monday. They are taking good care of him and expect a full recovery. Posted by: freaked at December 01, 2018 08:24 AM (ZtUp8) 213
I guess it's not technically 'fake news'...
Pointing out the bumbling incompetence of the Selfless Saints of the Press is literally Hitler. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 01, 2018 08:24 AM (oVJmc) 214
" I created life."
Must be one of those women with a vagina. Not all women are like that. Or so I have been told. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2018 08:25 AM (cqNba) 215
women have the greatest privilege of all. With
nothing but my body, a contribution from my husband, and a ton of food, I created life. Twice. Women who see that as a punishment are fucked in the head.) Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 01, 2018 08:23 AM (rWZ8Y) Amen. I had two miracle babies. I can't imagine my life without them. Posted by: grammie winger at December 01, 2018 08:25 AM (lwiT4) 216
I just told my husband about the grinchy substitute and he said "Maybe they were driving the substitute crazy and she told them that to shut them up?" I said "Well, you wouldn't tell the kids who drive you crazy sometimes on the bus that Santa doesn't exist, would you? He said he wouldn't.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2018 08:26 AM (AllCR) 217
"Do we really want people like that in our society??"
Probably not, but it's not like we're being given a choice, either. Our Rulers decided to produce them 50 years ago, and succeeded. Not enough of them however, so they've started importing them, too. We're just being kept around to do the work and pay the bills until it's time to kill us off to produce he Perfect World. Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 01, 2018 08:26 AM (KVMek) 218
Same here, grammie winger.
Posted by: no good deed at December 01, 2018 08:26 AM (1uG1d) 219
Flake News
=================== More solid journalism by the "professionals". And these ass-hats believe they know what's best for us? Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 01, 2018 08:26 AM (ty7RM) 220
So that Dallas woman cop who shot dead a guy because she thought he was in her apartment (it was his apartment) has been indicted for murder, and some of the commenters on Insty's site seem to think this is a racial thing (the victim was black, the female cop was white).
Here are the publicly-known facts as reported in various publications to date: The woman lived in an apartment building where all the apartments basically look the same. She was coming home after a long shift one night, and she accidentally went to the wrong floor of the building. Her story is that she approached what she thought was her apartment, saw the door ajar, drew her gun, entered the apartment, saw a man standing in silhouette against the window, shouted orders at him that he ignored, then shot him by the window. She turned on the lights, realized it was not her apartment, called in the shooting. Neighbors in the apartment building told cops they heard the woman banging on the man's door and demanding to be let in just before the shooting. Apartment residents say the front doors of the apartments have strong springs that cause the doors to automatically close if not held open, so that the doors can't stand ajar on their own. The apt. building hallway was well lit, and the man had a bright red entry rug in front of his door, which should have alerted the cop that it was not her apartment (she had no rug by her own door). The crime scene photos show a half-eaten bowl of cereal and milk, w/spoon, on the ottoman in the living room (suggesting the man had been sitting on the couch eating cereal (presumably with the lights on), before setting down the bowl and getting up to answer the door). The man's body was found by the door, not by the window where the cop claims he was standing when she shot him. I don't know if the cop was tired, angry, drunk, inattentive, or something more sinister, but she appears to have shot dead a guy who was doing nothing but sitting in his own apartment eating cereal. His only mistake was getting up to answer the door when the cop started banging on it and demanding to be let in. She told a pack of lies to the investigating officers, which not only shows consciousness of guilt, but also makes one wonder what else she may have been lying about (as in, did she really go to that floor by mistake?) Anyway, we'll presumably find out at the trial what else (if anything) the prosecutors have on her, but at this point I'm not at all troubled by the fact that she has been indicted for murder. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 01, 2018 08:26 AM (fqUgw) 221
Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa at December 01, 2018 08:16 AM (Z216Q)
Oooh RAH! That guy has the spirit. I hope he gets his chance. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 01, 2018 08:26 AM (PA/U2) 222
I see the Deep State is still trying to screw-up Trump's foreign policy. These traitors should be put up against a wall and shot. This morning's WSJ has a leaked story from somewhere high up in the IC, likely the CIA or someone with direct access to CIA analysis (just reading the article), because the first paragraph is:
Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman sent at least 11 messages to his closest advisor, who oversaw the team that killed journalist Jamal Khashoggi, in the hours before and after the journalist's death in October, according to a highly classified CIA assessment. I love how they keep repeating he was a "journalist" when is was not. He was an opinion writer, not a journalist. He was also a member of the MB and likely also al Qaeda, but why let those facts intervene in a good narrative? Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa at December 01, 2018 08:26 AM (Z216Q) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2018 08:26 AM (AllCR) 224
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Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 01, 2018 08:26 AM (EZebt) 225
199 Let us hope and pray, that GW and Jeb put aside petty grudges, and have Trump at the Funeral.
Jonah at December 01, 2018 08:19 AM (N9cB5) ................ While my crystal ball is often wrong, I am leaning toward they will not. Petty seems to rule them both. Posted by: Smaug at December 01, 2018 08:29 AM (iF4iV) 226
Anyway, we'll presumably find out at the trial what else (if anything) the prosecutors have on her, but at this point I'm not at all troubled by the fact that she has been indicted for murder. The problem is that there are specific requirements for the charge of murder, and, if they did it simply to pacify the mob but can't meet that standard, they will wind up losing the case and wind up with riots. As has happened a lot of times in the past. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 01, 2018 08:29 AM (oVJmc) 227
Anyway, we'll presumably find out at the trial what else (if anything) the prosecutors have on her, but at this point I'm not at all troubled by the fact that she has been indicted for murder.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 01, 2018 08:26 AM (fqUgw) Me neither. That case is heartbreaking. I think she was in trouble once before as well. Posted by: Jewells45 at December 01, 2018 08:30 AM (dUJdY) 228
"Anyway, we'll presumably find out at the trial what else (if anything) the prosecutors have on her"
I thought that I had read somewhere that their relationship was possibly more than simply neighbors. And that the relationship had soured. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2018 08:31 AM (cqNba) 229
Yes Lizzie, he was at BUDS. He was all finished with the worst part but couldn't get himself to the line for an exercise the last day but one. Like CrochetyOldJarhead says, he's really got a great spirit and we all hope he gets a second chance. But the Navy has its rules, as we all know, and that may not happen. Either way, he's a good example of what this country can still produce and we are proud of him.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa at December 01, 2018 08:32 AM (Z216Q) 230
Mooch's book is the #1 best seller for 2018. Probably the #1 warehouse filler too.
Posted by: freaked at December 01, 2018 08:33 AM (ZtUp8) Posted by: golfman at December 01, 2018 08:35 AM (GL/05) 232
I thought that I had read somewhere that their relationship was possibly more than simply neighbors.
________________ Yeah, that's been rumored, but AFAIK, there's no actual evidence of it. There were also rumors that the woman had been angry because the guy (whose apartment was right above hers) made too much noise. Again, I don't know if there was any evidence to support that allegation. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 01, 2018 08:35 AM (fqUgw) 233
I love how they keep repeating he was a "journalist" when is was not. He was an opinion writer, not a journalist. He was also a member of the MB and likely also al Qaeda, but why let those facts intervene in a good narrative?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa at December 01, 2018 08:26 AM (Z216Q) It is routinely stated that the DNC e-mails were stolen by Russia and then given to Wikileaks. Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 01, 2018 08:37 AM (1g7ch) 234
Probably the #1 warehouse filler too.
============================ The B.H.Obumbles Preznential "Library" will have one book on its shelves. Mooche's. Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 01, 2018 08:38 AM (ty7RM) 235
187 The punch heard round the city
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZOJH7LO6R8 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2018 08:06 AM (cqNba) Do we really want people like that in our society?? Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2018 08:14 AM (JFO2v) Sounds like "we" don't have a choice in the matter. Posted by: rickl at December 01, 2018 08:38 AM (sdi6R) 236
Anyway, we'll presumably find out at the trial what else (if anything) the prosecutors have on her, but at this point I'm not at all troubled by the fact that she has been indicted for murder.
TrivialPursuer at December 01, 2018 08:26 AM (fqUgw) ........... Might be the don't stick it in crazy rule got violated. Posted by: Smaug at December 01, 2018 08:39 AM (iF4iV) 237
The B.H.Obumbles Preznential "Library" will have one book on its shelves. Mooche's.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 01, 2018 08:38 AM (ty7RM) And a few of the girls coloring books where he corrected their work and told them you did not color that! Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2018 08:39 AM (JFO2v) 238
Have we heard from the 'Ette in Alaska after the earthquake yesterday? I can't remember where she lived, so can't guess if she was effected.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 01, 2018 08:39 AM (uquGJ) 239
Yes, because of Mad Cow. 34 years now, but they still refuse to let me donate. Before the ban I was a frequent donor.
===== But it's ok to let homosexuals donate. Because it's mean to not let them, you know. Posted by: Bicentennialguy at December 01, 2018 08:39 AM (//voU) 240
"Again, I don't know if there was any evidence to support that allegation."
How is this relevant? Posted by: Dr Pinto Ford at December 01, 2018 08:39 AM (cqNba) 241
He was also a member of the MB and likely also al Qaeda, but why let those facts intervene in a good narrative?
++++ He was known to be associated with Saudi intelligence, as a writer for propaganda within the middle east, but part of the old factions before MbS took over. He worked for WaPo because it's a known spook refuge that constantly puts out what it's told. Posted by: Total Control Racist at December 01, 2018 08:41 AM (z2W2E) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2018 08:41 AM (cqNba) 243
TCN was on here yesterday. She sounded ok but said there lots of damage.
Posted by: freaked at December 01, 2018 08:42 AM (ZtUp8) 244
Women who see that as a punishment are fucked in the head.)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 01, 2018 08:23 AM (rWZ8Y) Sad commentary on our society that so many young women would disagree with you on that privilege... and toss it into the wastebin! Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 01, 2018 08:43 AM (f3oO4) 245
Good morning!
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere. Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 01, 2018 08:43 AM (hyuyC) 246
I predict... meghan mccain will tweet something stupid and classless today (aimed at President Trump). Lots of that crap, today. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 01, 2018 08:44 AM (0IkTk) 247
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2018 08:41 AM (cqNba)
Good to see you're doing your part to keep the Walton family in caviar and champagne! Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 01, 2018 08:44 AM (f3oO4) 248
>>Mooch's book is the #1 best seller for 2018. Probably the #1 warehouse filler too.
IIRC, it was announced that 1 million books were being donated to schools for young girls to read and be inspired blah blah blah. So...were these 1 millions copies donated counted as bought? If so, then this best seller rating was rigged bigly. Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2018 08:45 AM (W+vEI) 249
243 TCN was on here yesterday. She sounded ok but said there lots of damage.
Posted by: freaked at December 01, 2018 08:42 AM (ZtUp I remember someone was in touch with her and she said she might not have internet for awhile. I'm glad your father is doing well. Posted by: rickl at December 01, 2018 08:46 AM (sdi6R) 250
Might be the don't stick it in crazy rule got violated.
_______________ That was one of the rumors, but his family insists that he didn't know her. Of course, it's always possible that he did but just didn't mention her to his family or friends. It could be the prosecutors have evidence of motive that hasn't been publicly released yet. Or not. We'll just have to wait and see. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 01, 2018 08:46 AM (fqUgw) 251
I will refrain, mostly, from making any comments on ghwb other than what is written into this sentence.
Just hoping that a state funeral doesn't delay what is coming soon, very soon, to a theater near you. Posted by: teej at December 01, 2018 08:47 AM (W8e/N) 252
Mooch's book is the #1 best seller for 2018. Probably the #1 warehouse filler too.
I wouldn't mind reading that book, just to see if there's dirt in there on the Big O. I wouldn't pay for it though. Probably check it out of the library and renew it three times so no one else could have it. Posted by: grammie winger at December 01, 2018 08:48 AM (lwiT4) 253
Sounds like "we" don't have a choice in the matter.
Posted by: rickl at December 01, 2018 08:38 AM (sdi6R) Yes, comrade citizen, your betters have decided you do not even need to be consulted when they make a decision in your best interest! Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 01, 2018 08:48 AM (f3oO4) 254
> Bless you. Being a blood donor is no walk in the park. Being a recipient is no fun either, but I think the donors have it worse.
Posted by: grammie winger at December 01, 2018 08:14 AM (lwiT4) I fainted on the table the last time I gave. They told me not to come back, because apparently that caused a wave of fainters, kind of like yawning... Posted by: tumbleweed at December 01, 2018 08:48 AM (z2O8j) 255
So...were these 1 millions copies donated counted as bought? If so, then this best seller rating was rigged bigly.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2018 08:45 AM (W+vEI) It is to laugh! Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 01, 2018 08:49 AM (f3oO4) 256
I'm trying to decide whether to fly my flag at half-mast today. I know I'm supposed to, but my opinion of the Bush family has soured greatly in recent years.
I'd rather commemorate a President of the United States, not a Leader of the Deep State. Posted by: rickl at December 01, 2018 08:49 AM (sdi6R) 257
nood with covfefe
Posted by: April at December 01, 2018 08:50 AM (OX9vb) 258
RIP GHWB. With his passing, I assume there will now be endless pundits and various Bushes interviewed on how much they don't want the Trumps at their patriarch's service.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 01, 2018 08:51 AM (JoUsr) 259
Posted by: freaked at December 01, 2018 08:42 AM (ZtUp
Thank you, I was completely blanking on her name. So glad she and her family are okay. It sounds like the area is a huge mess but there don't seem to be many injuries/fatalities, which is great. My aunt said the lights went out just before everything started falling of the walls. One of her friends still didn't have power hours later and *that* is likely to be a problem at this time of year. Clean up in winter temps is going to add complexity. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 01, 2018 08:51 AM (uquGJ) 260
What's the over/under Michelle gets a Grammy for the audio book? I say she gets it, just like Barack got one for one of his memoirs.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2018 08:52 AM (W+vEI) 261
I'll think of GHWB as one of the few politician veterans that served with honor in WW II...
but, just for today, I'll not think of the rest of his actions. Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 01, 2018 08:52 AM (f3oO4) 262
IIRC, it was announced that 1 million books were being donated to schools for young girls to read and be inspired blah blah blah.
______________ Inspire them to do what? Change their skin color (if they're white) or lie about being black so they too can get into a prestigious school as an affirmative action admit, despite not being otherwise qualified? Or flunk the Illinois bar exam? Or use your husband or your daddy's political connections to get 6-figure, do-nothing jobs (after you've been fired from your job as a junior associate lawyer because you couldn't do the work competently)? Other than marry somebody more talented than herself, what has this woman ever done that some little girl should want to emulate? Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 01, 2018 08:53 AM (fqUgw) 263
GHW Bush.
Hand Salute. He ran Gulf War I with no net charge to taxpayers. I had my differences with him, but overall, not as bad as others. A better pilot and a better man than a politician. Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 01, 2018 08:55 AM (hyuyC) 264
I fainted on the table the last time I gave. They told me not to come back, because apparently that caused a wave of fainters, kind of like yawning...
-- I tried to donate blood once, but they wouldn't let me because I didn't weigh enough based on my height. Guess they thought I'd faint, too. Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 01, 2018 08:55 AM (JoUsr) 265
Other than marry somebody more talented than herself, what has this woman ever done that some little girl should want to emulate?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 01, 2018 08:53 AM (fqUgw) Swallow prawns without chewing? Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 01, 2018 08:56 AM (1g7ch) Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 01, 2018 08:57 AM (JoUsr) 267
Mad Cow Disease in the UK, and my service in Europe in the '80s, let to me being denied as a blood donor.
I wonder if that policy has been revised? Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 01, 2018 08:58 AM (hyuyC) 268
Looks like more that 3 months in the UK between 1980-1996 is still a restriction on blood donation.
This included deployed Naval Forces in the 6th Fleet. I guess it is a form of science, just not as I know it. Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 01, 2018 09:03 AM (hyuyC) 269
251 I will refrain, mostly, from making any comments on ghwb other than what is written into this sentence.
teej at December 01, 2018 08:47 AM (W8e/N) ............ Yup, on Bush #1, and what is the excitement you are predicting? Oblahblah comes out? Muleears is cuffed, arraigned, convicted, and gets to room with Bulger's last cell mate? Lyin Ryan announces he is a demoncrat? Posted by: Smaug at December 01, 2018 09:03 AM (iF4iV) 270
Nood. Weird news.
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