Hillary's Former Hatchet Man Screaming, Walking Around Fox Studio With No Pants

Normal guy.



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1 Uh, what?

Posted by: Someguy at November 28, 2018 12:25 PM (t849v)

2 Someone had a reality break.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2018 12:26 PM (pREVk)

3 Reines is a real psycho. I'm not kidding. He has real problems.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2018 12:27 PM (/tuJf)

4 Dude's messed up.

Posted by: Florida Man at November 28, 2018 12:27 PM (XkVXQ)

5 I'd say there's no way this can be true, but libs mental breakdowns have gone worse.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 28, 2018 12:27 PM (JcPeV)

6 And yet people throw money at him...

Posted by: Hikaru at November 28, 2018 12:27 PM (UnA8+)

7 Are those pecker peaker boxer shorts?

Posted by: Sooner at November 28, 2018 12:27 PM (Fs5vw)

8 Much beloved is a husband who enjoys his buttocks, for he also rejoices over his happiness.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro's Inspirational Quote-bot at November 28, 2018 12:27 PM (pkeCj)

9 Who are these freaks?????

Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2018 12:27 PM (0tfLf)

10
TV Cucks need to realize these leftists aren't playing around. They're legit evil.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2018 12:28 PM (v2bko)

11 This guy is a major a$$hole (see his twitter - he likes doxing).

Hillary sure does like her creeps, eh?
Blumenthal. Davis, Podesta, Brock, Reines...

Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2018 12:28 PM (W+vEI)

12 Behaviour like this by a Dem is not surprising.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2018 12:28 PM (Hb/ve)

13 Another notch on the belt!

Posted by: Donny Two-Scoops at November 28, 2018 12:28 PM (XkVXQ)

14 No pants?

He's a moron (lowercase 'm'.)

Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 28, 2018 12:28 PM (T71PA)

15 They never film the good parts.

Posted by: Avenger at November 28, 2018 12:28 PM (X3php)

16 AHEM!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 28, 2018 12:28 PM (pnMCv)

17 What is it with the Democrats and double chinned fat guys? This is like the lesbian obesity thing. Are they fat useless chucklefucks because they're liberal, or are they liberal because they're fat useless chucklefucks?

Posted by: Vanya at November 28, 2018 12:28 PM (7PLM4)

18 Zombie Hunter S. Thompson, please pick up the white courtesy phone. Call for Zombie Hunter S. Thompson...

Posted by: Zod at November 28, 2018 12:28 PM (Bdeb0)

19 Pants privilege is an ugly thing.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 12:29 PM (bcbK8)

20 Existence up Breakfastization!

Posted by: Ben Shapiro's Inspirational Quote-bot at November 28, 2018 12:29 PM (pkeCj)

21 lunatic fringe

Posted by: brak at November 28, 2018 12:29 PM (VckGX)

22 Bath salts are a hell of a drug

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 12:29 PM (bcbK8)

23 Yeah, when liberals lose, they go all "12 year old girl on her first period why don't I have a pony nobody loves me."

Can't the DNC just distribute Lithium Water to all of their voters? I think it would help.

Posted by: shibumi at November 28, 2018 12:29 PM (fUnZ7)

24 But how did the pubes get on his face?

Posted by: literally serious at November 28, 2018 12:29 PM (nBito)

25 Wait... no pants?

He's an AOS Troll???

Posted by: Don Q at November 28, 2018 12:29 PM (NgKpN)

26 (also, the lesson here is always record everything near any leftist )

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 28, 2018 12:29 PM (pnMCv)

27 Meh.

Crazy is one thing, but shorts under hot lights in studio w/covered desks is OK.

You'd be surprised if the set fell apart on some shows...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 12:30 PM (6qErC)

28 Someone get that guy a pair of chaps!

Posted by: pookysgirl at November 28, 2018 12:30 PM (XKZwp)

29 A shark? How much can you handle?

Posted by: Ben Shapiro's Inspirational Quote-bot at November 28, 2018 12:30 PM (pkeCj)

30 But he has tie and a jacket on.

Posted by: dantesed at November 28, 2018 12:30 PM (88xKn)

31 "NPC idiots that cant respond to LOGIC and FACTS with coherent arguments but instead resort to name calling are fucking morons."

Ben Shapiro - Deep thoughts

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 28, 2018 12:30 PM (KUaJL)

32 Harlan should remind him that Hilary will never be President.

That would be fun.

Then load up the uppercut.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 12:30 PM (bcbK8)

33 And these people are our 'Betters'?

I'll take Upperclass Twatwaffles for $2,000 Alex.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 28, 2018 12:30 PM (J9ECY)

34 Bath salts are a hell of a drug
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 12:29 PM (bcbK

I WILL EAT YOUR FACE AND INHALE YOUR SOUL

Posted by: Phillipe Reines at November 28, 2018 12:31 PM (7PLM4)

35 We're still taking donations.

Posted by: The Committee to Elect Avenatti at November 28, 2018 12:31 PM (3cq8T)

36 There is no reason for being pleasant. Please.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro's Inspirational Quote-bot at November 28, 2018 12:31 PM (pkeCj)

37 I cried because I had no pants.



Until I met a man who had no legs.

Posted by: Chief Pubes on Face at November 28, 2018 12:31 PM (hFs/z)

38
I used to think the US Military had a chemical weapon aerosol type that they could spray over urban areas and it would make people stupid.

Maybe it is something you put in their drink, like a roofie.

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon Rides a Pale Horse at November 28, 2018 12:32 PM (hrcfq)

39 Dude...... Cocaine is a helluva drug aint it?!



Posted by: Bob Beckel at November 28, 2018 12:32 PM (ymnmz)

40 Definitely not welcome on the AOSHQ Book Thread, then.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2018 12:32 PM (fDU8w)

41 26 (also, the lesson here is always record everything near any leftist )
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 28, 2018 12:29 PM (pnMCv)

This is wise.

Also, hold the phone horizontally.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 12:32 PM (bcbK8)

42 So, normal predictable behavior for a Hillary supporter?

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at November 28, 2018 12:32 PM (2sCft)

43 Yeah, Reines may be a psychopathic spazz, but guess who will be banned from Twitter for pointing it out.

Posted by: Stu Podaso - Deranged Deplorable Dreg at November 28, 2018 12:32 PM (NnMes)

44 >>> (I thought he was going cry)

my favorite part of the tweet.

Posted by: concrete girl at November 28, 2018 12:32 PM (GKk5d)

45 Btw, who the hell is Philip Reinnes?

Posted by: dantesed at November 28, 2018 12:32 PM (88xKn)

46 Wots wrong wif pubic hair on yer face and no pants?

Billy Bob Clinton

Posted by: saf at November 28, 2018 12:32 PM (5IHGB)

47 Whoever asked about the song Blue on Blue

I believe that was Bobby Vinton

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 28, 2018 12:32 PM (so+oy)

48 Hillary's Former Hatchet Man Screaming, Walking Around Fox Studio With No Pants

Sounds like a moron friendly environment.

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at November 28, 2018 12:32 PM (FTf+m)

49 This is what happens when you name your kid "Philippe".

Posted by: tu3031 at November 28, 2018 12:33 PM (sf1AO)

50 When it's Reines, it pours like crazy.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 28, 2018 12:33 PM (Z4rgH)

51 34 Bath salts are a hell of a drug
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 12:29 PM (bcbK

I WILL EAT YOUR FACE AND INHALE YOUR SOUL
Posted by: Phillipe Reines at November 28, 2018 12:31 PM (7PLM4)

But first you will...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 12:33 PM (bcbK8)

52 He's passionate, is all.

Posted by: Joe Scarborough at November 28, 2018 12:33 PM (hjaPQ)

53 Losing!

Posted by: wth - Tijuana Mud Pies, coming soon! at November 28, 2018 12:33 PM (HgMAr)

54 We don't care for the discriminatory language that the former aide to Mrs. Clinton used.

Posted by: People with pubic hair on their faces at November 28, 2018 12:33 PM (I2dne)

55 This POS is why I've quit watching Fox. They love to welcome him as a guest, and treat him as a decent human being. Which he transparently isn't. The man is a monster.

I've had it in for him since the Richmond bookstore incident. (I admit I knew the owner a little in college. But not terribly well.)

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 28, 2018 12:33 PM (VaN/j)

56 I used to think the US Military had a chemical weapon aerosol type that they could spray over urban areas and it would make people stupid.

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon Rides a Pale Horse at November 28, 2018 12:32 PM (hrcfq)

They have it. It's called "Smartphone Unlimited Data Plan"

Posted by: Vanya at November 28, 2018 12:33 PM (7PLM4)

57 A state is a lot like rehab; unhealthy in so many ways.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro's Inspirational Quote-bot at November 28, 2018 12:33 PM (pkeCj)

58 "Phil wore blue velvet..."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 12:33 PM (bcbK8)

59 No pants? He was going commando?

Posted by: Basement Cat at November 28, 2018 12:33 PM (3C9q2)

60 https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2018/ 11/28/rose-mcgowans-gender-fluid-partner- rain-dove-maced-in-a-womens-bathroom/

Who did this?

Posted by: literally serious at November 28, 2018 12:34 PM (nBito)

61 A man who walks around Fox Studio with no pants gets attention.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro says... at November 28, 2018 12:34 PM (bUjCl)

62 Where's my Wednesday afternoon shocked face?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 28, 2018 12:34 PM (vtcmf)

63 So is he wearing boxer briefs or shorts?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 28, 2018 12:34 PM (AllCR)

64 56 I used to think the US Military had a chemical weapon aerosol type that they could spray over urban areas and it would make people stupid.

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon Rides a Pale Horse at November 28, 2018 12:32 PM (hrcfq)

They have it. It's called "Smartphone Unlimited Data Plan"
Posted by: Vanya at November 28, 2018 12:33 PM (7PLM4)

LOL

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 12:34 PM (bcbK8)

65 38
I used to think the US Military had a chemical weapon aerosol type that they could spray over urban areas and it would make people stupid.

Maybe it is something you put in their drink, like a roofie.

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon Rides a Pale Horse at November 28, 2018 12:32 PM (hrcfq)

Stupid science bitch couldn't even make I more smarter!

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 28, 2018 12:34 PM (KUaJL)

66 I just remembered I was promised marches and violence by Antifa every day until Trump left office.

Effing slackers.

Posted by: Avenger at November 28, 2018 12:34 PM (X3php)

67 >>Btw, who the hell is Philip Reinnes?

One of Hillary's dirty tricksters.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2018 12:34 PM (/tuJf)

68 Will Phillipe next do a cover version of Amy Winehouse's 'Rehab' song?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 28, 2018 12:34 PM (J9ECY)

69 63 So is he wearing boxer briefs or shorts?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 28, 2018 12:34 PM (AllCR)

Joe Namath netted slingshot.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 12:34 PM (bcbK8)

70 So when are we talking about me again, the rising star of the Democratic party?

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at November 28, 2018 12:35 PM (sf1AO)

71 You have no idea how many talking heads on the evening news there are, who aren't wearing pants behind that desk, looking important.

You'll never be able to look at I'mWitless News again without thinking of this.

Posted by: Qoheleth at November 28, 2018 12:35 PM (iIzG7)

72 So this incident tells me that being without trousers is not itself enough to be considered a moron in good standing. This man was pantsless, but is by no means a moron.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 28, 2018 12:35 PM (I2dne)

73 You don't need to have to give up to be successful.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro's Inspirational Quote-bot at November 28, 2018 12:35 PM (pkeCj)

74 Check out those shoes.

Posted by: I've been pantsed! at November 28, 2018 12:35 PM (hFs/z)

75 60 https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2018/ 11/28/rose-mcgowans-gender-fluid-partner- rain-dove-maced-in-a-womens-bathroom/

Who did this?
Posted by: literally serious at November 28, 2018 12:34 PM (nBito)

Wasn't me.

I mean, why would I be in a women's bathroom???

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 12:35 PM (bcbK8)

76 Spice, it's a hell of a drug.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at November 28, 2018 12:35 PM (qC1Sy)

77 One of Hillary's dirty tricksters.


That doesn't narrow down the field.

Posted by: dantesed at November 28, 2018 12:35 PM (88xKn)

78 Btw, who the hell is Philip Reinnes?"

The Invisible Man.

No, wait. That's Claude Rains...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 12:35 PM (6qErC)

79 Finally, I find something I have in common with Democrats.

I too, have no pants on.

Posted by: Defenestratus at November 28, 2018 12:36 PM (kI/3T)

80 Btw, who the hell is Philip Reinnes?
Posted by: dantesed at November 28, 2018 12:32 PM (88xKn)

Well, Michael Rennie, he ain't.

Posted by: Klaatu at November 28, 2018 12:36 PM (fDU8w)

81 Fox should apologize to this poor pantsless Hillary supporter.

Posted by: El Kabong at November 28, 2018 12:36 PM (datdl)

82 70 So when are we talking about me again, the rising star of the Democratic party?
Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at November 28, 2018 12:35 PM (sf1AO)

When you take your pants off, duh.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 12:36 PM (bcbK8)

83 Sounds like a moron...

Posted by: steevy at November 28, 2018 12:36 PM (BXMxN)

84 Want to see unglued leftists? Just wait until the dem House is called into session.

We ain't seen nuthin' yet.

Posted by: Sooner at November 28, 2018 12:36 PM (Fs5vw)

85 https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2018/ 11/28/rose-mcgowans-gender-fluid-partner- rain-dove-maced-in-a-womens-bathroom/

Who did this?
Posted by: literally serious at November 28, 2018 12:34 PM (nBito)

I'm assuming this person is going to be prosecuted for a hate crime, no?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 28, 2018 12:36 PM (KUaJL)

86 "pants across America..."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 12:36 PM (bcbK8)

87 So when are we talking about me again, the rising star of the Democratic party?
Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at November 28, 2018 12:35 PM (sf1AO)
++++++++++++++
When are you gonna go without pants? And don't think you can get off on a technicality by choosing a skirt, a dress or shorts.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 28, 2018 12:36 PM (I2dne)

88 You do not need to literally wear pants to wear the pants in the family.

Posted by: Ben Shapiroid at November 28, 2018 12:36 PM (eMYuB)

89 Also, hold the phone horizontally.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards/i]

No, you fucking boomer. No.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 28, 2018 12:36 PM (pnMCv)

90 Pants are the mind killer.

Posted by: Phillipe Reines at November 28, 2018 12:37 PM (XkVXQ)

91 So when are we talking about me again, the rising star of the Democratic party?
Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez"

Sure. Say something stupid.... again. Should take what, 20 seconds or so?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 12:37 PM (6qErC)

92 66 I just remembered I was promised marches and violence by Antifa every day until Trump left office.

Effing slackers.
Posted by: Avenger at November 28, 2018 12:34 PM (X3php)

They passed the baton for a bit..

/looks at the caravan in Tijuana...

Posted by: Don Q at November 28, 2018 12:37 PM (NgKpN)

93 "...the rage, impotence, fury, call it what you want (and it was called all manner of things by them that was there), that they went through, experienced when the old, powedered, coiffed woman in whom they had invested their careers, their snake-oil-shill-dreams of federal avarice and the storming of an institution grown fat with public lucre and political sleight-of-hand, their intellectual mediocrity, their savage indifference to the pawns of their ambition, the sheer just-damn-plain fecklessness of their endeavor, to prop up this wet-drunk leering lesbian rictus, this half-dead shrew of an abandoned wife, smiling and har-har gawping to conceal a yawning emptiness inside that only adoration and whiskey and public office could fill, a project even Satan scowled at, saying, 'No sir, not on a bet, He can have her and all the filthy-flotsam in her stinking wake'..."

Posted by: Zod Faulkner at November 28, 2018 12:37 PM (Bdeb0)

94 Oh please, please, please let Hillary run again..

I'll pray 12 rosaries and 2 novenas.. but, God.. please let her run!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 28, 2018 12:37 PM (so+oy)

95 been dealing with Brits so I read that as the British version,i.e.,no underwear

Posted by: Bill Hedrick at November 28, 2018 12:37 PM (6vJUd)

96
27 Meh.

Crazy is one thing, but shorts under hot lights in studio w/covered desks is OK.

You'd be surprised if the set fell apart on some shows...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 12:30 PM (6qErC)







More than once I've seen some "mistakes" where some commentator is shown below the waist. Yeah, a few times it was LITERALLY shorts, while wearing a suit coat and tie.

Weirdest one was long ago on some CSPAN show, Edward Luttwak was pontificating while wearing a dark suit.... and ratty Birkenstocks with dirty feet.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 28, 2018 12:37 PM (veoSD)

97 So when are we talking about me again, the rising star of the Democratic party?
Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at November 28, 2018 12:35 PM (sf1AO)

When we get the virtual tour of your new apartment.

Posted by: Avenger at November 28, 2018 12:37 PM (X3php)

98 "Chances are your pants are not as fancy as the pair
Of very fancy pants that Mr. Fancy Pants will wear
When everybody's marching in the fancy pants parade
He's gonna pass the test
He's gonna be the best
The best in terms of pants

You look in every catalog, you shop at every store
Cause even though you have a hundred pants you want some more
When suddenly you see the greatest pants you've ever seen
And even though you know
It's gonna cost a lot of dough
You have to have the world's best pants

Say a little prayer for Mr. Fancy Pants
The whole world knows
They're only clothes
And deep inside
He's sad

They make the big announcement and the trophy goes to you
You thought you had some fancy pants and now you know it's true
You look at Mr. Fancy Pants and hold the trophy high
Everybody cheers
While he's blinking back the tears
He doesn't even have the best pants

Say a little prayer for Mr. Fancy Pants
It's all he had
But don't feel bad
He'd do the same
To you"

-Jonathan Coulton

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 12:37 PM (bcbK8)

99 The. Hell?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2018 12:37 PM (ptqGC)

100 Didn't Weinstein get indicted for doing rhis?

Posted by: Jean at November 28, 2018 12:38 PM (QAtuN)

101 I used to think the US Military had a chemical weapon aerosol type that they could spray over urban areas and it would make people stupid.

Maybe it is something you put in their drink, like a roofie.

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon Rides a Pale Horse at November 28, 2018 12:32 PM (hrcfq)

What does it take to make social media dependency the new normal?

Posted by: Ben Shapiro's Inspirational Quote-bot at November 28, 2018 12:38 PM (pkeCj)

102 Btw, who the hell is Philip Reinnes?

It's "Philippe". Like a French fag. Ooooh la la!

Posted by: Philippe Reines at November 28, 2018 12:38 PM (sf1AO)

103 90 Pants are the mind killer.
Posted by: Phillipe Reines at November 28, 2018 12:37 PM (XkVXQ)

Moist.

Posted by: Zod at November 28, 2018 12:38 PM (Bdeb0)

104 Wasn't me.

I mean, why would I be in a women's bathroom???
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo

dude

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2018 12:38 PM (d7Ww2)

105 93 Posted by: Zod Faulkner at November 28, 2018 12:37 PM (Bdeb0)
++++++++++
Well done.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 28, 2018 12:38 PM (I2dne)

106 So, no wedgie?

Posted by: wth - Tijuana Mud Pies, coming soon! at November 28, 2018 12:38 PM (HgMAr)

107 that's a dude? it looks like the groom at a lesbian wedding.

Posted by: x at November 28, 2018 12:38 PM (nFwvY)

108 So when are we talking about me again, the rising star of the Democratic party?
Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at November 28, 2018 12:35 PM (sf1AO)

You're not a rising star. You're a mortar launched flare. Shoot up really high, really fast, then POW! You light up the sky...

...And start slowly descending...

...And then you burn out.

And the local kids find you the next morning and use your parachute to tie up the smelly kit. That's what you are. Smelly kid handcuffs.

Posted by: Vanya at November 28, 2018 12:38 PM (7PLM4)

109 Another leftard imbecilic asshole. Is there any other kind?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 28, 2018 12:38 PM (UOsvH)

110 I am the fellow that made dark socks and hiking shoes with shorts fashionable.

I denounce this guy who has shoes and socks with boxers.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 28, 2018 12:38 PM (FTlwv)

111 The longer people like Reines and Podesta remain in Hillary's orbit, the more she and the Democrats will make fucked up mistakes.

Seriously, Mark Penn was a legendarily bad pollster which caused her to lose the 2008 primary. It had since become obvious that he was the most competent person working for Hillary. Abedin, Reines, Mook, Podesta, even Carvile... the sheer degeneracy of these people is only the second most unifying factor. Their incompetence is far worse.

Brad Parscale is a critical part of the Trump team, to the point that Cambridge Analytica had to be face international indictments to break that part of the Trump formula. One more sign that the West is truly under the rule of a malicious elite, but I digress.

Posted by: trev006 at November 28, 2018 12:39 PM (rtdP6)

112 This, along with transgender, now acceptable in daily life.

Posted by: Sponge at November 28, 2018 12:39 PM (F4u7C)

113 Anyone who works with the Clinton has a great love or money, no morals whatsoever and is probably mentally deranged in some way because "normal" people just don't work with a crime family.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 28, 2018 12:39 PM (AllCR)

114 No pants!?

No book thread for him this week.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 28, 2018 12:39 PM (R3NSJ)

115 89 Also, hold the phone horizontally.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards/i]

No, you fucking boomer. No.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 28, 2018 12:36 PM (pnMCv)

Dude. I was born in 1970...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 12:39 PM (bcbK8)

116 It's "Philippe". Like a French fag. Ooooh la la!


Posted by: Philippe Reines at November 28, 2018 12:38 PM (sf1AO)


Word. And it's Col-BERRR, dammit. I'm Fwench.

Posted by: Stevie ColberTTTT at November 28, 2018 12:40 PM (ptqGC)

117 OT, but kinda not/


Today I woke up to my cold house and thought it might be a good idea to invest in a pair of sweatpants. I've actually never owned or worn a pair. But it might be a cozy option when I've not yet had a shower and am just hanging around.

Posted by: Serious Cat at November 28, 2018 12:40 PM (f9un2)

118 So when are we talking about me again, the rising star of the Democratic party?
Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at November 28, 2018 12:35 PM (sf1AO)

You're not a rising star. You're a mortar launched flare. Shoot up really high, really fast, then POW! You light up the sky...

...And start slowly descending...

...And then you burn out.

And the local kids find you the next morning and use your parachute to tie up the smelly kit. That's what you are. Smelly kid handcuffs.
Posted by: Vanya at November 28, 2018 12:38 PM (7PLM4)


If she's a star of the Democratic party, she's an especially dense one. And astrophysics tells us that it's likely that she'll only burn for a short time, and then explode in a supernova and collapse into a black hole.

I for one hope we live to see the spectacle.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 28, 2018 12:40 PM (KUaJL)

119 He dresses like I do when I have to co-pilot a plane.

Posted by: Kareem Abdul Jabbar at November 28, 2018 12:40 PM (hFs/z)

120 112 This, along with transgender, now acceptable in daily life.
Posted by: Sponge at November 28, 2018 12:39 PM (F4u7C)


What, walking around with no pants on?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 28, 2018 12:40 PM (R3NSJ)

121 The couples who fear husbands are also the couples who fear what they are afraid of.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro's Inspirational Quote-bot at November 28, 2018 12:40 PM (pkeCj)

122 >>113 Anyone who works with the Clinton has a great love or money, no morals whatsoever and is probably mentally deranged in some way because "normal" people just don't work with a crime family. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 28, 2018 12:39 PM (AllCR)

That's what my alter-Zod meant at 93. Well put.

Posted by: Zod at November 28, 2018 12:40 PM (Bdeb0)

123 Well, Michael Rennie, he ain't."

Isn't ill, either...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 12:40 PM (6qErC)

124 I'm not judging until I hear what the "Cucks for Bucks" have to say about it.

Posted by: Sponge at November 28, 2018 12:40 PM (F4u7C)

125 He worked for Hillary at State, so he's had a hand in things like Benghazi, the email server, etc.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philippe_Reines

Last year a female reporter who has covered Hillary for years, follower her on the campaign trails in 2008, 2016, ID'd Reines as the most repulsive person she had to deal with related to Hillary. He is rude and crude, and were he not a connected Clintonite, likely would have faced a few sexual harassment charges.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2018 12:41 PM (W+vEI)

126 Is there a clip of the actual debate they had?

Maybe we can pinpoint the exact moment when Reines brain and his belt buckle broke.

Posted by: El Kabong at November 28, 2018 12:41 PM (datdl)

127 With a name that that the guy should be France's director of Homeland Security.

Posted by: Avenger at November 28, 2018 12:41 PM (X3php)

128 What the hell???

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 28, 2018 12:41 PM (kG5hP)

129 Hi! We haven't talked in awhile, but guess what? I'm still alive!

Posted by: Podesta at November 28, 2018 12:41 PM (sf1AO)

130 These airheads think they should rule us. Fuck that.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 28, 2018 12:41 PM (UOsvH)

131 I's because someone accused him of hemming during the debate. And speaking off the cuff.

Posted by: The truth is a bitch at November 28, 2018 12:41 PM (Z04f8)

132 Btw, who the hell is Philip Reinnes?

Weird f'n name, huh?

Posted by: Reince Priebus at November 28, 2018 12:41 PM (HgMAr)

133 What, walking around with no pants on?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 28, 2018 12:40 PM (R3NSJ)


Being a mental condition.....

Posted by: Sponge at November 28, 2018 12:41 PM (F4u7C)

134 And slowly, ever slowly, the ungluing of the prog left proceeds.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 28, 2018 12:41 PM (R3NSJ)

135 Anybody calls me wedge-head spends a night in the box.

Posted by: Joe Scarborough at November 28, 2018 12:41 PM (hjaPQ)

136 An open mind hurts.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro's Inspirational Quote-bot at November 28, 2018 12:41 PM (pkeCj)

137 Doll Eyes Alex will collapse much like a brown dwarf. Though Thousand Millimeter Reich is still smaller and denser.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 28, 2018 12:42 PM (J9ECY)

138 calm down people,

It is pretty common for TV people to take off their pants in the studio when not on the air.

It keeps the crease crisp while they are getting BJs from the interns.

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at November 28, 2018 12:42 PM (LWu6U)

139
Oh please, please, please let Hillary run again..



I'll pray 12 rosaries and 2 novenas.. but, God.. please let her run!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 28, 2018 12:37 PM (so+oy)

====
She is. She was asked last night about 2020 and she deflected with a joke that she was running for parliament in Canada.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 28, 2018 12:42 PM (oGNNA)

140 So the guy is an AoS book thread reader. I'd have expected more sympathy for him on this blog.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 28, 2018 12:42 PM (/qEW2)

141 He wasn't exactly not wearing pants but . . .

https://bit.ly/2KFkZFm

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 28, 2018 12:42 PM (+y/Ru)

142 2) He told me to "clean the pubic hair off my face." Whatever that means?

That means he's a homophobe according to the rules because he's implying YOU SUCK DICK, fag.

Posted by: Sponge at November 28, 2018 12:42 PM (F4u7C)

143 He's keeping his pants wrinkle free - it's an old conductor's trick.

Posted by: The Maestro at November 28, 2018 12:43 PM (7HtZB)

144 also, no socks.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 28, 2018 12:43 PM (xGZ+b)

145 Rienes is two letters away from being nothing.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro's Inspirational Quote-bot at November 28, 2018 12:43 PM (pkeCj)

146 Flippy shows up on Tucker's show from time to time. He's an advocate of getting in peoples' faces. Maybe other parts of the body too.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 28, 2018 12:43 PM (aKsyK)

147 A man without pants is a man who pants without......uh....hmmmm....uh....damn it.

#ThugLife

Posted by: Ben Shapiro, Used Romulan Warbird Salesman at November 28, 2018 12:43 PM (datdl)

148 That sumbitch better not be a moron, that's all I have to say.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 28, 2018 12:43 PM (RD7QR)

149 119 He dresses like I do when I have to co-pilot a plane.
Posted by: Kareem Abdul Jabbar at November 28, 2018 12:40 PM (hFs/z)

Roger that

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 12:43 PM (bcbK8)

150 This is the second time this week I have come across that phrase about public hair on your face..

Is this something new the cool kids are saying?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 28, 2018 12:43 PM (so+oy)

151 What goes on in the AoS book thread?

Posted by: Someguy at November 28, 2018 12:43 PM (t849v)

152 I think what really, really triggers Reines is that he knows he's a Toady, 2nd Class. When they want someone to do something right, they call Sid. Reines just gets to wash the Chardonnay glasses. And collect used Depends.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 28, 2018 12:44 PM (VaN/j)

153 Reines proves that the Emperor has no clothes.

Also he seems to take very seriously the fact that Trump said pussy.

Posted by: mercenary13 at November 28, 2018 12:44 PM (2XQ0T)

154 125 Last year a female reporter who has covered Hillary for years, follower her on the campaign trails in 2008, 2016, ID'd Reines as the most repulsive person she had to deal with related to Hillary.

worse than even hillary herself?

Posted by: Anachronda at November 28, 2018 12:44 PM (NmR1a)

155 She is. She was asked last night about 2020 and she deflected with a joke that she was running for parliament in Canada.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 28, 2018 12:42 PM (oGNNA)

I ein't in no weys tyred, eh

Posted by: Vanya at November 28, 2018 12:44 PM (7PLM4)

156 I'm assured that Hillary is running again. If you want to call it that.

Posted by: Zombie Harold Stassen at November 28, 2018 12:44 PM (X3php)

157 151 What goes on in the AoS book thread?
Posted by: Someguy at November 28, 2018 12:43 PM (t849v)

VERY fancy things. Pants are required there.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 12:44 PM (bcbK8)

158 Wasn't me.

I mean, why would I be in a women's bathroom???

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

----

You mean other than the obvious reason?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2018 12:44 PM (Hb/ve)

159 DON'T DISTURB PEOPLE YOU DON'T KNOW.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro's Inspirational Quote-bot at November 28, 2018 12:44 PM (pkeCj)

160 Change your thoughts and you change your mind.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro says... at November 28, 2018 12:45 PM (bUjCl)

161 "Hey-hey! Ho-ho! My pants have got to go!"

Posted by: josephistan at November 28, 2018 12:45 PM (7HtZB)

162 No pants screaming fit is not even on the scale of weird next to Podesta's art and coded emails, or Hillary's mysterious exoskeleton.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at November 28, 2018 12:45 PM (1SyZz)

163 27
Meh.



Crazy is one thing, but shorts under hot lights in studio w/covered desks is OK.



You'd be surprised if the set fell apart on some shows...
In agreement. There are a fair number of anchors and hosts who don't wear pants to match the upper half. Chris Berman comes to mind.

I did it myself a few times. Hot as balls under the lights.

Posted by: TheHoser at November 28, 2018 12:45 PM (IDjUx)

164 Posted by: Zod Faulkner at November 28, 2018 12:37 PM (Bdeb0)

Bravo.

Wish I was good enough to imitate a Hemingway reply.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 12:45 PM (bcbK8)

165 >>Flippy shows up on Tucker's show from time to time. He's an advocate of getting in peoples' faces. Maybe other parts of the body too.

That's a great tactic until you get in the face of the wrong person. When that happens Phillipe with learn what his teeth taste like.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2018 12:45 PM (/tuJf)

166 /rose-mcgowans-gender-fluid-partner- rain-dove-maced-in-a-womens-bathroom/

Who did this? "

FWIW, do NOT try to look for pics of said "gender-fluid-partner"

EVER. Trust me, you'll be better off.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 12:45 PM (6qErC)

167 I do wish Ace would stop putting these marathon links in the sidebar (sometimes they're not even links.) If they're that long, put up a separate post, or combine it with another post as part 2.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 28, 2018 12:45 PM (VaN/j)

168 A rainbow always comes after rain.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro says... at November 28, 2018 12:45 PM (bUjCl)

169 Romaine is a helluva drug.

Posted by: Prince Phillipe Reines of Monaco at November 28, 2018 12:45 PM (hFs/z)

170 158 Wasn't me.

I mean, why would I be in a women's bathroom???

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

----

You mean other than the obvious reason?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2018 12:44 PM (Hb/ve)

There are a lot of assumptions being made here.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 12:46 PM (bcbK8)

171 Don't criticize a man with pubic hairs on his face until you've walked a mile in his crotch.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro at November 28, 2018 12:46 PM (RD7QR)

172 I don't know much about this Reines guy. I spent some time on his Twitter feed. Mostly I just see a bunch of sophomoric snark and retweets.

He does seem to have gone all in on the left's anti-Zuckerberg campaign. I love it!

Zuckerberg is a techno-leftist weirdo and the left hates him because the right was able to use Zuck's website for some small amount of research purposes and was used in Russian propaganda efforts.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 28, 2018 12:46 PM (9qZ3S)

173 That means he's a homophobe according to the rules because he's implying YOU SUCK DICK, fag.
Posted by: Sponge

................

ummm.. womenz has pubic hairs too..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 28, 2018 12:46 PM (so+oy)

174 She is. She was asked last night about 2020 and she deflected with a joke that she was running for parliament in Canada.

I understand she had another huge coughing fit.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 28, 2018 12:46 PM (kG5hP)

175 Totally normal behavior.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 28, 2018 12:46 PM (JLIx1)

176 Syphilitic brain rot co-morbid with Mephistopheles-by-proxy, the inevitable consequences of working for the Clintons.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 28, 2018 12:46 PM (spWZ0)

177 Nothing is impossible...until it is.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro says... at November 28, 2018 12:46 PM (bUjCl)

178 Posted by: Ben Shapiro's Inspirational Quote-bot at November 28, 2018 12:43 PM (pkeCj)

# 145 Very French and very clever!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 28, 2018 12:46 PM (AllCR)

179 I'll bet he has a fine collection of summer short-sleeved suits.

Posted by: Ripley at November 28, 2018 12:46 PM (MxEKc)

180 To have pubic hair on your face is to know that you have OWNED and DESTROYED your opponent in the most intimate of ways.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro, Chicken Soup for the Soul Contributor at November 28, 2018 12:46 PM (datdl)

181 ummm.. womenz has pubic hairs too..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 28, 2018 12:46 PM (so+oy)


Impossible!

Posted by: John Ruskin at November 28, 2018 12:47 PM (wCmLp)

182 OregonMuse, we need you to post some past examples of pants not allowed in the Book Thread!

Posted by: pookysgirl at November 28, 2018 12:47 PM (XKZwp)

183 This guy's been a raging dumpster fire of low class since forever. As is the woman who hired him. All of the "muh principuls!" "conservatives" who actively campaigned against Donald Trump (Non-binary Ben et al) because they perceive him as low class, were (and still are, in many cases) advocating for this guy to hold extreme power (he would likely have been her CoS).

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 28, 2018 12:47 PM (Y24LV)

184 Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 12:45 PM (6qErC)

Gender Fluid... for Men is that Testosterone? or Scotch?

Posted by: Don Q at November 28, 2018 12:47 PM (NgKpN)

185 Crazy is one thing, but shorts under hot lights in studio w/covered desks is OK.


You'd be surprised if the set fell apart on some shows...
---

I worked in local TV for 15 years. The "talent" always wore pants.

Why? They were required to walk to different places on the set that had a full body shot.

Plus, it was always cold in the studio for their comfort. It would be 90 outside and I worked in the studio wearing a light sweater.

Posted by: shibumi at November 28, 2018 12:47 PM (fUnZ7)

186 ummm.. womenz has pubic hairs too.."

We're working on it

/Gillette

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 12:47 PM (6qErC)

187 She is. She was asked last night about 2020 and she deflected with a joke that she was running for parliament in Canada.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia

.............

YES!

I knew it.. I knew those grifters couldn't resist trying one more time..

Let's hope that hacking cough doesn't do her in before then!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 28, 2018 12:47 PM (so+oy)

188 The difference between a debater and a Master debater often goes to waist.

Posted by: Big Ben at November 28, 2018 12:47 PM (Z04f8)

189 I consider Phillipe a formidable adversary because he never stoops to making smart ass remarks about my sisters huge tits!

Posted by: Ben Shapiro at November 28, 2018 12:47 PM (sf1AO)

190 Katie Couric frequently reports while not wearing pants, with a camera scope up her ass.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at November 28, 2018 12:47 PM (1SyZz)

191 ummm.. womenz has pubic hairs too..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 28, 2018 12:46 PM (so+oy)


Yes, because I'm quite sure that's what a leftist Hillary goon was referencing.

Posted by: Sponge at November 28, 2018 12:47 PM (F4u7C)

192 Pubic hair?

Philippe is either reliving one of his little soirees... or trying to bring back Anita Hill.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 28, 2018 12:48 PM (J9ECY)

193 A man without pants is a man who pants without......uh....hmmmm....uh....damn it.

#ThugLife
Posted by: Ben Shapiro, Used Romulan Warbird Salesman at November 28, 2018 12:43 PM (datdl)

I can help.

"A man without is a man who pants without a shame of buying a new filing cabinet for the children of the future's tomorrow."

Posted by: Ben Shapiro's Inspirational Quote-bot at November 28, 2018 12:48 PM (pkeCj)

194 The measure of who we are is what we do when no one is looking.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro says... at November 28, 2018 12:48 PM (bUjCl)

195
astrophysics tells us that it's likely that she'll
only burn for a short time, and then explode in a supernova and collapse
into a black hole.



I for one hope we live to see the spectacle.Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 28, 2018 12:40 PM (KUaJL
====

Does anyone else think she'll last 50 years in her little Congressional hidey-hole? Corrupt as hell, a legend in her district, an annoying loudmouth as long as she lives?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 28, 2018 12:48 PM (oGNNA)

196 So badly paid by the Repulbican conservatives he can't even afford to have all the fabric for pants!
When will the greedy capitalists yield and share their wealth!

Posted by: Loopey OzcaseyO at November 28, 2018 12:48 PM (37IEG)

197 Good news! Chelsea is marketing a new clothing line for her mother:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yagbzg6e

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2018 12:48 PM (ptqGC)

198 Hillary won't run for president again, but she WILL fundraise to run

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at November 28, 2018 12:48 PM (1SyZz)

199 My sympathy meter clocks in a solid zero for reporters covering Hillary. He could have ass raped them all and they would still cover her like she was some kind of drunk, senile messiah.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 28, 2018 12:48 PM (UOsvH)

200 Love prejudice.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro's Inspirational Quote-bot at November 28, 2018 12:49 PM (pkeCj)

201
110 I denounce this guy who has shoes and socks with boxers.

going by the pictures over at weaselzippers, he don't wear no socks nohow.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 28, 2018 12:49 PM (xGZ+b)

202 I worked in local TV"

Yeah, different studio layouts. One studio with moving personnel = generally lower costs...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 12:49 PM (6qErC)

203 "I'm not wearing pants. Film at eleven."
He sees himself as the next Ron Burgundy.

Posted by: Qoheleth at November 28, 2018 12:49 PM (iIzG7)

204 I do wish Ace would stop putting these marathon links in the sidebar (sometimes they're not even links.) If they're that long, put up a separate post, or combine it with another post as part 2.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 28, 2018 12:45 PM (VaN/j)

-------------

I like them. They are Ace's new outlet for his snark since he left that whore Twatter.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 28, 2018 12:49 PM (ffYR/)

205 192 Pubic hair?

Philippe is either reliving one of his little soirees... or trying to bring back Anita Hill.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 28, 2018 12:48 PM (J9ECY)

Maybe he's a big fan of Lords of Acid??

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 12:49 PM (bcbK8)

206 "All the pretty girls are dancing."

-Ben Shapiro

Posted by: Avenger at November 28, 2018 12:49 PM (X3php)

207 I do wish Ace would stop putting these marathon links in the sidebar (sometimes they're not even links.) If they're that long, put up a separate post, or combine it with another post as part 2.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 28, 2018 12:45 PM (VaN/j)


Oh, yes. Please tell Ace how to run his blog. He really appreciates that.

Posted by: Sooner at November 28, 2018 12:50 PM (Fs5vw)

208
Let's hope that hacking cough doesn't do her in before then!Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 28, 2018 12:47 PM (so+oy

====

HAHAHA, the event also included a hacking fit!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 28, 2018 12:50 PM (oGNNA)

209 Increase your consciousness, listen to my radio show.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro's Inspirational Quote-bot at November 28, 2018 12:50 PM (pkeCj)

210 Before you can rid your face of pubes, you must rid your pubes of your face.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro, Third Degree Cuck Belt Sensei at November 28, 2018 12:50 PM (datdl)

211 Maybe the Saudis cut that guy's pants off and that's why he's mad.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at November 28, 2018 12:50 PM (1SyZz)

212 That's his shtick, you see. His bag. He gets HOT EASY, so therefore, must be foot loose and pants free for the sake of his personal comfort being on TV all the time.

Posted by: Sponge at November 28, 2018 12:50 PM (F4u7C)

213 Whoa.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 28, 2018 12:50 PM (5aX2M)

214 Good news! Chelsea is marketing a new clothing line for her mother:"

Hmmmm.

Nope. Wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 12:51 PM (6qErC)

215 187 She is. She was asked last night about 2020 and she deflected with a joke that she was running for parliament in Canada.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia
I'm slightly relieved to know the great majority of brain damaged nitwits in attendance came disguised as empty seats.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 28, 2018 12:51 PM (nBr1j)

216 194 The measure of who we are is what we do when no one is looking.

history is made at night. character is what you are inna the dark.

Posted by: Lord John Whorfin at November 28, 2018 12:51 PM (xGZ+b)

217 Wait. Studio lights are still hot incandescent? Not very green, is it?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 28, 2018 12:51 PM (dNzKv)

218
Hasn't been the same since Orange Man Bad stomping his favorite automaton. He should form the Monster Raving Looney Party.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 28, 2018 12:51 PM (pNxlR)

219 The measure of a man is his capacity to love the impossible and to build the incredible.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro says... at November 28, 2018 12:51 PM (bUjCl)

220 Idiocy without stupidity is meaningless.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro's Inspirational Quote-bot at November 28, 2018 12:51 PM (pkeCj)

221 Where are the doomers and eyeores now? Dow up 500 to over 25k, and Fed Chair Powell says they are slowing down on rate hikes

Posted by: Jonah at November 28, 2018 12:51 PM (HrSJb)

222 "No pants, no wall, no sanity left at all!"

Posted by: josephistan at November 28, 2018 12:51 PM (7HtZB)

223 "All the pretty girls are dancing."

-Ben Shapiro"

"All the young girls love Alice"

-Elton John

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 12:51 PM (6qErC)

224 207 I do wish Ace would stop putting these marathon links in the sidebar (sometimes they're not even links.) If they're that long, put up a separate post, or combine it with another post as part 2.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 28, 2018 12:45 PM (VaN/j)


Oh, yes. Please tell Ace how to run his blog. He really appreciates that.
Posted by: Sooner at November 28, 2018 12:50 PM (Fs5vw)

I think it's just a readability issue.

Short and pithy works best on the sidebar. Longer works work better as a post, visually-speaking.

It's all Quality Content.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 12:52 PM (bcbK8)

225 "And yet people throw money at him...
Posted by: Hikaru"

there are dozens of fine establishments whose patrons throw money at people without pants.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 28, 2018 12:52 PM (IGHNg)

226 Gender Fluid?

We used to call it a Pearl Necklace.

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 28, 2018 12:52 PM (88+cf)

227 222 "No pants, no wall, no sanity left at all!"
Posted by: josephistan at November 28, 2018 12:51 PM (7HtZB)

"No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women, no fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 12:52 PM (bcbK8)

228 207 I do wish Ace would stop putting these marathon links in the sidebar (sometimes they're not even links.) If they're that long, put up a separate post, or combine it with another post as part 2.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 28, 2018 12:45 PM (VaN/j)


Oh, yes. Please tell Ace how to run his blog. He really appreciates that.

Posted by: Sooner at November 28, 2018 12:50 PM (Fs5vw)

Good to hear. I had a few ideas about how to address the lack of amenities.

Posted by: Someguy at November 28, 2018 12:52 PM (t849v)

229
Whoa. I just clicked on the link. He is wearing no pants.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 28, 2018 12:52 PM (oGNNA)

230 Imagine if Phillipe Reines and Occasional Cortex had a baby.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2018 12:52 PM (ptqGC)

231 I seriously fail to understand why Hillary lost with people like this working for her.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 28, 2018 12:52 PM (H7LIz)

232 history is made at night. character is what you are inna the dark.
Posted by: Lord John Whorfin"

"In the dark, all cats are grey"

Ben Franklin

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 12:52 PM (6qErC)

233 Intelligence is not to plan, but to transcend the untranscendable.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro's Inspirational Quote-bot at November 28, 2018 12:53 PM (pkeCj)

234 Is Phillipe Reins without pants...or are his pants without him?

Posted by: Ben 'Cuckfucius' Shapiro at November 28, 2018 12:53 PM (datdl)

235 I do wish Ace would stop putting these marathon links in the sidebar (sometimes they're not even links.) If they're that long, put up a separate post, or combine it with another post as part 2.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 28, 2018 12:45 PM (VaN/j)

With Ace spending so much time in the sidebar, how long before he puts a giant accidental lesbian pron over there?

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at November 28, 2018 12:53 PM (1SyZz)

236 Wait. Studio lights are still hot incandescent? Not very green, is it?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 28, 2018 12:51 PM (dNzKv)


The new rules are for YOU peasant......

Posted by: Sponge at November 28, 2018 12:53 PM (F4u7C)

237 Never again, will I follow the early returns on a special election for congress.

Visited other sites last night after polls closed, and they had Espy winning and Trump impeached

Posted by: Jonah at November 28, 2018 12:53 PM (HrSJb)

238 216 194 The measure of who we are is what we do when no one is looking.

history is made at night. character is what you are inna the dark.
Posted by: Lord John Whorfin at November 28, 2018 12:51 PM (xGZ+b)

Laugh while you can, monkey boy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 12:53 PM (bcbK8)

239 What's this Fox News you speak of? Just another reason to watch OANN.. and BTW if you don't have OANN on your network that's ok b/c they have a youtube channel.

Your welcome..

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 28, 2018 12:53 PM (k+G9U)

240 Good news! Chelsea is marketing a new clothing line for her mother:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yagbzg6e
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2018 12:48 PM (ptqGC)

Somebody's horning in on my action!

Posted by: Omar the Tentmaker at November 28, 2018 12:53 PM (fDU8w)

241 My pants don't care about your feelings.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro OWNS you at November 28, 2018 12:53 PM (786Ro)

242 Lover yourself, for no one else will love you the way you love yourself.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro says... at November 28, 2018 12:53 PM (bUjCl)

243 Good news! Chelsea is marketing a new clothing line for her mother

Why was I not consulted?

Posted by: Omar the Tentmaker at November 28, 2018 12:53 PM (vtcmf)

244 So, is a Hatchet Man a person with a hatchet, or a male personification of a hatchet? If he's just a man with a hatchet, does the hatchet belong to Hillary, or does he supply the hatchet himself?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 28, 2018 12:53 PM (KUaJL)

245
And I get hot easily.


Uh, sure. For some values of "hot", obviously.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 28, 2018 12:53 PM (pNxlR)

246 Time to go to work, yay.

https://youtu.be/C0X3CLJVMJU

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 28, 2018 12:54 PM (J9ECY)

247 Lover yourself, for no one else will love you the way you love yourself."

So, Love the one you're with?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 12:54 PM (6qErC)

248 "No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women, no fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark."
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 12:52 PM (bcbK


Well played,sir.

Posted by: Sponge at November 28, 2018 12:54 PM (F4u7C)

249 Sigh. A day late and a dollar short...again.

Posted by: Omar the Tentmaker at November 28, 2018 12:54 PM (vtcmf)

250 A man may only know the lot of women by wearing the pubes of woe on his face.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro at November 28, 2018 12:54 PM (RD7QR)

251 "Imagine if Phillipe Reines and Occasional Cortex had a baby."

So which one gets the spinal before labor?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 28, 2018 12:54 PM (cqNba)

252 Stand up and adjust your back. Bend the truth and ignore morals.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro's Inspirational Quote-bot at November 28, 2018 12:54 PM (pkeCj)

253 235 I do wish Ace would stop putting these marathon links in the sidebar (sometimes they're not even links.) If they're that long, put up a separate post, or combine it with another post as part 2.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 28, 2018 12:45 PM (VaN/j)

With Ace spending so much time in the sidebar, how long before he puts a giant accidental lesbian pron over there?
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at November 28, 2018 12:53 PM (1SyZz)

If it happens, I'm hitting the tip jar. Hard.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 12:54 PM (bcbK8)

254 Change your mind and you change your past.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro says... at November 28, 2018 12:54 PM (bUjCl)

255 150
This is the second time this week I have come across that phrase about public hair on your face..



Is this something new the cool kids are saying?

Been around a long time, as far as I know.

Posted by: Zombie George Michaels at November 28, 2018 12:55 PM (IDjUx)

256 Cut the guy some slack!

Posted by: Alyssa Milano at November 28, 2018 12:55 PM (aI2MC)

257 Where are the doomers and eyeores now? Dow up 500 to over 25k, and Fed Chair Powell says they are slowing down on rate hikes
Posted by: Jonah at November 28, 2018 12:51 PM (HrSJb)

--------------

It's about time. 6 years of no hikes for Obama, 2 years and 4 rate hikes for PDT.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 28, 2018 12:55 PM (ffYR/)

258
Hatchet Man


It is a real shame that Molly Hatchet did not have a female lead singer named Lizzie Borden.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 28, 2018 12:55 PM (pNxlR)

259 And why beholdest thou the pubic hair that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the schlong that is in thine one eye?

Posted by: Ben (and Jerry's) Shapiro at November 28, 2018 12:55 PM (hFs/z)

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 28, 2018 12:55 PM (AM1GF)

261 "If you are a plumber, don't chew your fingernails."

-Ben Shapiro

Posted by: Avenger at November 28, 2018 12:56 PM (X3php)

262 He who wears no pants in the studio is asking for comment.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro at November 28, 2018 12:56 PM (qEujL)

263 wearing the pubes of woe"

Is that near the Tree of Woe?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 12:56 PM (6qErC)

264 >>"No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women, no fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark." Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 12:52 PM (bcbK

Fourth, no Discovery/fifth, no Crew/Finally, no Golden Fleece/Clinton-Sham-Too.

Posted by: Emily Zodkinson at November 28, 2018 12:56 PM (Bdeb0)

265 The measure of who we are is what we do when no one is looking.


Pronhub's Masthead?

Posted by: Hands at November 28, 2018 12:56 PM (786Ro)

266 OAN has a funny new ad out. It's the old "This is an apple, this is a banana" on the white background, but then there's an overlay of Acosta going berserk on Trump, and the narrator says "This is a reporter going bananas. Get real news, not rotten bananas."

Made me laugh.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 28, 2018 12:56 PM (5aX2M)

267 I'm slightly relieved to know the great majority of brain damaged nitwits in attendance came disguised as empty seats.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 28, 2018 12:51 PM (nBr1j)

Heh. Nicely put.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2018 12:56 PM (fDU8w)

268 Round up the usual suspects.

And get this man some real pants.

Posted by: Claude Rains at November 28, 2018 12:56 PM (37IEG)

269 We should have a thread where everyone can give there ideas about how ace should run the blog.

I promise to make popcorn and watch.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2018 12:56 PM (/tuJf)

270 Speaking of melt downs, by the way . . .

https://bit.ly/2QuqOKW

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 28, 2018 12:56 PM (+y/Ru)

271 At the end of the day we share commonality with others.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro says... at November 28, 2018 12:56 PM (bUjCl)

272 The Ben Shapiro memes are killing me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2018 12:56 PM (ptqGC)

273
A person lacking pants ought to be cuffed.

#benkoanz

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 28, 2018 12:57 PM (pNxlR)

274 Good news! Chelsea is marketing a new clothing line for her mother:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yagbzg6e
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2018 12:48 PM (ptqGC)


I was expecting the return of the Oven Mitt.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 28, 2018 12:57 PM (y7DUB)

275 264 >>"No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women, no fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark." Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 12:52 PM (bcbK

Fourth, no Discovery/fifth, no Crew/Finally, no Golden Fleece/Clinton-Sham-Too.
Posted by: Emily Zodkinson at November 28, 2018 12:56 PM (Bdeb0)

"One. Nothing wrong with me...
Two. Nothing wrong with me...
Three. Nothing wrong with me...
Four. Nothing wrong with me..."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 12:57 PM (bcbK8)

276 Pleas Help, I trapped in Ben Shapiro Quote Factory. If no get Twitter Like, I no rice get.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 28, 2018 12:57 PM (IGHNg)

277 263 wearing the pubes of woe"

Is that near the Tree of Woe?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 12:56 PM



Yes, but the Pubes of Woe grow on a vine.

Posted by: Hands at November 28, 2018 12:57 PM (786Ro)

278 Miss Manners and I mourn the loss of civility in polite society. Also the loss of pants.

Posted by: bluebell at November 28, 2018 12:57 PM (U5tDi)

279 271 At the end of the day we share commonality with others.
Posted by: Ben Shapiro says... at November 28, 2018 12:56 PM (bUjCl)

And boy did they come to play football.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro at November 28, 2018 12:58 PM (RD7QR)

280 Wiki sure is sketchy about this guy's early life.
Just says he's a New York native and is Jewish.

I was looking for an explanation for the "Philippe."

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 28, 2018 12:58 PM (Rxduq)

281 Wait....so Phillipe Reines may be a moron?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2018 12:58 PM (ptqGC)

282 So, did Ben Shapiro's mom have big tits or his dad?

Posted by: Sponge at November 28, 2018 12:58 PM (F4u7C)

283 "Dow up 500 to over 25k"

The flip side to this is that Bear Markets are known for furious rallies interspersed with slow but large declines.


BUT: If Powell backs off and Trump makes a deal with China, get ready for DOW 30,000.

Posted by: Avenger at November 28, 2018 12:58 PM (X3php)

284 269 We should have a thread where everyone can give there ideas about how ace should run the blog.

I promise to make popcorn and watch.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2018 12:56 PM (/tuJf)

He'd kill us.

But it would be hilarious.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 12:58 PM (bcbK8)

285
Anyone attempting a non-binary pants solution spends a night in the box.

#benkoanz

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 28, 2018 12:58 PM (pNxlR)

286 Wait....so Phillipe Reines may be a moron?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2018 12:58 PM (ptqGC)


He has a completely different mental psychosis.

Posted by: Sponge at November 28, 2018 12:58 PM (F4u7C)

287 "What do we want?"

"To walk around a major news studio in our underpants!"

"When do we want it?"

"Now!"

Posted by: josephistan at November 28, 2018 12:59 PM (7HtZB)

288 Yes, but the Pubes of Woe grow on a vine."

Saw Pubes of Woe open for Zappa at the Syria Mosque...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 12:59 PM (6qErC)

289 >>269 We should have a thread where everyone can give there ideas about how ace should run the blog. I promise to make popcorn and watch.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2018 12:56 PM (/tuJf)

Needs 17% more shucking, 39% more jiving.

Posted by: Zod at November 28, 2018 12:59 PM (Bdeb0)

290 Watching others work inspires me to tweet great things.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro says... at November 28, 2018 12:59 PM (bUjCl)

291 LOL!! Mike Lee of Utah face planted Jeff Flake on moving a bill thru the Senate Judiciary to protect Mueller. Conservative Mormon Dk's Liberal Mormon.

Flake was blindsided

Posted by: Jonah at November 28, 2018 12:59 PM (HrSJb)

292
We should have a thread where everyone can give there ideas about how ace should run the blog.


What jackass offered up their deep thoughts on this subject now?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 28, 2018 12:59 PM (pNxlR)

293 269 We should have a thread where everyone can give there ideas about how ace should run the blog.

I promise to make popcorn and watch.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2018 12:56 PM (/tuJf)

So I was thinking instead of the lame daily art we could have a daily pinup, maybe something from Playboy...

Posted by: Someguy at November 28, 2018 12:59 PM (t849v)

294 280 Wiki sure is sketchy about this guy's early life.
Just says he's a New York native and is Jewish.

I was looking for an explanation for the "Philippe."
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 28, 2018 12:58 PM (Rxduq)
You're doing the French Mistake

Posted by: josephistan at November 28, 2018 12:59 PM (7HtZB)

295 We should have a thread where everyone can give there ideas about how ace should run the blog.

I promise to make popcorn and watch.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2018 12:56 PM (/tuJf)
---------

I already put up my idea, which was not to change a thing about the comments section. Can I sit with you and have popcorn? I'll bring the sody pop.

Posted by: bluebell at November 28, 2018 12:59 PM (U5tDi)

296 Imagine if Phillipe Reines and Occasional Cortex had a baby.


"Had" as in had for lunch?

( I denounce myself. )

Posted by: Hands at November 28, 2018 12:59 PM (786Ro)

297 I've heard of catching them with their trousers down, but that there is just piss-poor effort.

Hey I got an idea: Let's mail the guy pairs of pants for Christmas.

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at November 28, 2018 12:59 PM (Pw7Ov)

298 "The City" is Latin and means "Animal Factory".

Posted by: Ben Shapiro's Inspirational Quote-bot at November 28, 2018 12:59 PM (pkeCj)

299 We should have a thread where everyone can give there ideas about how ace should run the blog. I promise to make popcorn and watch.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2018 12:56 PM (/tuJf)

Be the change you want to see in the world.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 28, 2018 12:59 PM (KUaJL)

300 We should have a thread where everyone can give there ideas about how ace should run the blog.



I promise to make popcorn and watch.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2018 12:56 PM (/tuJf)



He'd kill us.



But it would be hilarious.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 12:58 PM (bcbK


It would be right up there with the Great Gay Slap-Fight Video Thread. And another reason we can't have nice things.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2018 12:59 PM (ptqGC)

301 Well past 100 OT:

Who was it who was recommending Brawl in Cell Block 99 for just about every day for a month?

Cause I just watched it earlier, and it's quality.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 28, 2018 12:59 PM (oh/Sd)

302 255
150

This is the second time this week I have come across that phrase about public hair on your face..





Is this something new the cool kids are saying?

Been around a long time, as far as I know.


Posted by: Zombie George Michaels at November 28, 2018 12:55 PM (IDjUx)
The FBI has investigated these alligators, uh alligartors, I mean allegations. The reason he has no pubs on his face is because he's still fellating minors. Talk to my girl friend, she'll explain.

Posted by: Peter Strozok at November 28, 2018 01:00 PM (37IEG)

303 Zod, feeling better today with Fed ?

Posted by: Jonah at November 28, 2018 01:00 PM (HrSJb)

304 Man with voice like chipmunk, should stick to violin.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro OWNS everyone with one PRECISION truism at November 28, 2018 01:00 PM (5aX2M)

305 299 We should have a thread where everyone can give there ideas about how ace should run the blog. I promise to make popcorn and watch.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2018 12:56 PM (/tuJf)

Be the change you want to see in the world.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 28, 2018 12:59 PM (KUaJL)

==========

Give TJM access to the Open Blogger account.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 28, 2018 01:00 PM (oh/Sd)

306 Blog handle-swap.

Beginning next Monday at 0700, and lasting for exactly one week, Zod will blog as ChemJeff.

Carry on.

Posted by: Zod at November 28, 2018 01:00 PM (Bdeb0)

307 "Just says he's a New York native and is Jewish. "

boy, THAT sure winnows it down!

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 28, 2018 01:01 PM (IGHNg)

308 It would be right up there with the Great Gay Slap-Fight Video Thread."

Only if it's on Memorial Day...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 01:01 PM (6qErC)

309
I'm slightly relieved to know the great majority of brain damaged nitwits in attendance came disguised as empty seats.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 28, 2018 12:51 PM (nBr1j

=====

LOL. They were the smart ones -- the other brain-damaged nitwits paid to see her.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 28, 2018 01:01 PM (oGNNA)

310 301 Well past 100 OT:

Who was it who was recommending Brawl in Cell Block 99 for just about every day for a month?

Cause I just watched it earlier, and it's quality.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 28, 2018 12:59 PM (oh/Sd)

Was it Scogg Dogg?

You're right. It's a great movie. The same director as 'Bone Tomahawk' and the upcoming 'Dragged Across Concrete'.

NOT a happy movie, though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 01:01 PM (bcbK8)

311 295
I already put up my idea, which was not to change a thing about the comments section. Can I sit with you and have popcorn? I'll bring the sody pop.

Posted by: bluebell at November 28, 2018 12:59 PM (U5tDi)

============

I'd like to stop Pixy from kicking me in the nuts every time I put a smart quote in somewhere.

That would be nice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 28, 2018 01:01 PM (oh/Sd)

312 LOL!! Mike Lee of Utah face planted Jeff Flake on moving a bill thru the Senate Judiciary to protect Mueller. Conservative Mormon Dk's Liberal Mormon.

Flake was blindsided
Posted by: Jonah at November 28, 2018 12:59 PM (HrSJb)

-------------

Flake is on his way out the door. Why would anyone prop up a bill he sponsored?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 28, 2018 01:01 PM (ffYR/)

313 283. Agreed Avenger. Fed cooling rate hikes much more important than the usual dow swings

Posted by: Jonah at November 28, 2018 01:01 PM (HrSJb)

314
It is a real shame that Molly Hatchet did not have a female lead singer named Lizzie Borden.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 28, 2018 12:55 PM (pNxlR)


Lizzie applied for the Hatcet job but she butchered the audition

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 28, 2018 01:01 PM (TAmPV)

315 Reines twitter page description says:

"Phillipe [sic] is the only person about whom you're torn between patting him on the back and trying to get him committed to Bellevue." - John Podesta, 3/5/2015

So I guess it's well documented

Posted by: JoeNYC at November 28, 2018 01:01 PM (Tl9kM)

316
I trim my manly pubes with a weed whacker. "Whack 'em all off!", I say.

#benkoanz

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 28, 2018 01:02 PM (pNxlR)

317 >>I already put up my idea, which was not to change a thing about the comments section. Can I sit with you and have popcorn? I'll bring the sody pop.

Yes please. Don't forget to bring a tissue for the tears of sadness and 4 or 5 for the tears of joy.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2018 01:02 PM (/tuJf)

318 We should have a thread where everyone can give there ideas about how ace should run the blog.




Switch out the blog post section with the Sidebar section.


Hilarity ensues.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 28, 2018 01:02 PM (LL1Be)

319 wearing the pubes of woe"



Is that near the Tree of Woe?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 12:56 PM


Around the root.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2018 01:02 PM (p+Wdc)

320 The only method through which you can become a hard part of the consciousness problem is alchemy.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro's Inspirational Quote-bot at November 28, 2018 01:02 PM (pkeCj)

321 Calm, Flake is holding up Judge votes

Posted by: Jonah at November 28, 2018 01:02 PM (HrSJb)

322 310 Was it Scogg Dogg?

You're right. It's a great movie. The same director as 'Bone Tomahawk' and the upcoming 'Dragged Across Concrete'.

NOT a happy movie, though.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 01:01 PM (bcbK

=========

Perhaps a bit bittersweet.

In the only way a descent into Hell can be bittersweet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 28, 2018 01:02 PM (oh/Sd)

323 I'd like to stop Pixy from kicking me in the nuts"

Where can we watch THAT????

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 01:02 PM (6qErC)

324 "The guys get shirts."

Paul Anka never said anything about pants.

Posted by: Qoheleth at November 28, 2018 01:02 PM (iIzG7)

325 Cultists break down when you topple their idols.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at November 28, 2018 01:02 PM (ABuva)

326 Ace can handle some honest critiquing... it doesn't bother him... much.... usually.... sometimes....

so, you guys first....

Posted by: kraken at November 28, 2018 01:02 PM (DpEis)

327 Flake is on his way out the door. Why would anyone prop up a bill he sponsored?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 28, 2018 01:01 PM (ffYR/)


His dumbass also feels the need to weigh in on the terrorist "reporter" killing by the Saudis.

He just doesn't get that no one gives a flying fuck what he has to say.

Posted by: Sponge at November 28, 2018 01:02 PM (F4u7C)

328 "One who deserves his medals does not wear them."

-Not Ben Shapiro

Posted by: Avenger at November 28, 2018 01:02 PM (X3php)

329 293 269 We should have a thread where everyone can give there ideas about how ace should run the blog.

I promise to make popcorn and watch.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2018 12:56 PM (/tuJf)

So I was thinking instead of the lame daily art we could have a daily pinup, maybe something from Playboy...
Posted by: Someguy at November 28, 2018 12:59 PM (t849v)

I second this.

Or at least Vargas...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 01:03 PM (bcbK8)

330 To be fair, Reines is probably not the first guy to march around FOX studios without pants.

Posted by: Hands at November 28, 2018 01:03 PM (786Ro)

331 What is the sound of one pant clapping?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 28, 2018 01:03 PM (tfbws)

332 Agreed Avenger. Fed cooling rate hikes much more important than the usual dow swings
Posted by: Jonah at November 28, 2018 01:01 PM (HrSJb)

Yes, and liquidity is when you open your stock statement and wet your pants.

Posted by: Avenger at November 28, 2018 01:03 PM (X3php)

333 282. I thought Frank Costanza had the Big Tits?

Posted by: Jonah at November 28, 2018 01:03 PM (HrSJb)

334 Still not tired of the Ben Shapiro jokes.

Posted by: Max Power at November 28, 2018 01:03 PM (q177U)

335 This is what happens went your pants catch on fire

Posted by: SMOD at November 28, 2018 01:03 PM (SCm62)

336 312 Flake is on his way out the door. Why would anyone prop up a bill he sponsored?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 28, 2018 01:01 PM (ffYR/)

===========

He could stop some judiciary business on the committee, preventing a bunch of judicial nominees from moving forward.

But with a (slightly) expanded Senate majority (F you Arizona, Nevada, WV, and MT), the business will get done once he's gone no matter what.

I guess Lee just don't care no more.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 28, 2018 01:04 PM (oh/Sd)

337 Aah.... Scogg, Uncle Palp..... au revoir....

Posted by: kraken at November 28, 2018 01:04 PM (DpEis)

338 Where can we watch THAT????
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 01:02 PM (6qErC)


OW MY BALLS!!!!

Posted by: Idiocracy at November 28, 2018 01:04 PM (F4u7C)

339 Fox is compromised.

Posted by: phone of kari at November 28, 2018 01:04 PM (8IQhD)

340 So yesterday's BIG STORY THAT WILL FINALLY SINK TRUMP!!!!!, i.e., that Manafort was in tough with J. A. Assange of Wikileaks, was not only false, but apparently Manafort was under FBI surveillance during all times that this allegedly occurred.

Which of course explains EXACTLY why Manafort has been targeted by Mueller:

The Op against Trump started in 2015, heated up in 2016 when he got the Nom, and Mueller was part of it from the beginning.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 28, 2018 01:04 PM (BfOXk)

341
Someone should set up a lifesize cardboard cutout of Jeff Flake outside his Senate office - "Have your picture taken with Jeff!"

"But, I'm not gone yet!"

"What's keeping you here, Mr. President-in-Waiting?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 28, 2018 01:04 PM (pNxlR)

342 The financial press that has gone totally Leftist now (sort of like sports news) wants to blame any setback on the "trade war" with China.

Any real analysis will show that the trade war is a nothingburger in terms of what it's really costing Americans.

I guess if you're something like a soy bean farmer, it matters, but otherwise it's just fake news to try and harm what Trump's doing and shove globalism down our throats.

Posted by: Blago at November 28, 2018 01:04 PM (UfkIY)

343 Maybe Ace could require that we post links to teachers being idiots.


If so....I'm good.

https://tinyurl.com/ycs5884q

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 28, 2018 01:04 PM (cqNba)

344 Tijuana authorities say there is an outbreak of kennel cough among the invaders.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 28, 2018 01:04 PM (5aX2M)

345 Yes please. Don't forget to bring a tissue for the tears of sadness and 4 or 5 for the tears of joy.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2018 01:02 PM (/tuJf)
---------

What the heck, I'll bring the whole box.

Maybe we should order pizza too. Might be a long night.

Posted by: bluebell at November 28, 2018 01:04 PM (U5tDi)

346 Sweet Mother of Christ do I hate meetings that consist of whiny people whining. Also, your manager ended the meeting 30 minutes ago but you didn't notice. Take a hint, okay?

Posted by: The Raging Misanthrope at November 28, 2018 01:04 PM (RD7QR)

347 All we are is pants in the wind.

Posted by: Benjamin Cuckpiro at November 28, 2018 01:04 PM (F4u7C)

348 The reason there are no lower legs on my trousers is because the Underpants Gnomes have developed a new business model based on their details study of the Obama economic system, which we see today has made the American Economy strong again.

1) Collect lower trouser legs
2)?
3) Profit

Posted by: Phillip Reigns at November 28, 2018 01:04 PM (37IEG)

349 322 310 Was it Scogg Dogg?

You're right. It's a great movie. The same director as 'Bone Tomahawk' and the upcoming 'Dragged Across Concrete'.

NOT a happy movie, though.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 01:01 PM (bcbK

=========

Perhaps a bit bittersweet.

In the only way a descent into Hell can be bittersweet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 28, 2018 01:02 PM (oh/Sd)

Well it is a heroic story and the hero doesn't always come back home from his wars.

It's a good movie, but not sure I want to take the ride again. (See also "Logan")

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 01:04 PM (bcbK8)

350 The Clintons and their minions are such a classy bunch it is no surprise that they have such a dedicated, loyal following in the media and Democratic party.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at November 28, 2018 01:05 PM (hLRSq)

351 A daily " Art by Olivia" thread......

Posted by: kraken at November 28, 2018 01:05 PM (DpEis)

352 "Psychiatrist" by some is considered another word for "Visionary".

Posted by: Ben Shapiro's Inspirational Quote-bot at November 28, 2018 01:05 PM (pkeCj)

353 The financial press that has gone totally Leftist now"

Now?

/TheEconomist

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 01:05 PM (6qErC)

354 From April: https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/philippe-reines-is-a-gross-weirdo

Posted by: Dave W. at November 28, 2018 01:05 PM (9QHuB)

355 If Monsieur Phillipe had been wearing a**less chaps, now that would have been a sight (not) to see.

And those clodhopper shoes, didn't the crooked hillary campaign pay him enough to purchase big boy dress shoes?

Posted by: Boots at November 28, 2018 01:05 PM (e9omi)

356 Looks like he ate the AC/DC guitarist.

https://twitter.com/thewooga/status/1067841362601496576?s=12

Posted by: wooga at November 28, 2018 01:06 PM (/04dS)

357 Hillary's Former Hatchet Man Screaming, Walking Around Fox Studio With No Pants

Thank you once again, Mr. President.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 28, 2018 01:06 PM (LL1Be)

358 I'd like to stop Pixy from kicking me in the nuts every time I put a smart quote in somewhere.

That would be nice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison



And stop banning entire isp's.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2018 01:06 PM (pREVk)

359 349
Well it is a heroic story and the hero doesn't always come back home from his wars.

It's a good movie, but not sure I want to take the ride again. (See also "Logan")
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 01:04 PM (bcbK

=============

I actually do want to watch it again.

Because I hate myself? Maybe.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 28, 2018 01:06 PM (oh/Sd)

360 >>I guess Lee just don't care no more.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 28, 2018 01:04 PM (oh/Sd)

I took his measure at the convention. He's Cruz without the crawl-space.

Posted by: Zod at November 28, 2018 01:06 PM (Bdeb0)

361 Tijuana authorities say there is an outbreak of kennel cough among the invaders.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 28, 2018 01:04 PM (5aX2M)

-------

I spoke too soon - also, intestinal parasites and tropical fevers.

Mexican Doctor: "These are things we learn about in medical school, but never actually see in real life."

And this is in Tijuana.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 28, 2018 01:06 PM (5aX2M)

362 280 Wiki sure is sketchy about this guy's early life.
Just says he's a New York native and is Jewish.

I was looking for an explanation for the "Philippe."

Posted by: Margarita DeVille
----------
Just my two cents but I don't trust Wiki unless there are collaborating sources, however if their sources are Snopes, factcheck dot org, or any other lefty or academic mumbo-jumbo nonsense then no thanks.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 28, 2018 01:06 PM (k+G9U)

363 337 Aah.... Scogg, Uncle Palp..... au revoir....
Posted by: kraken at November 28, 2018 01:04 PM (DpEis)

I hope Palpy's ok.

Wish I knew the story there but if the guy wants his privacy, I have to respect that

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 01:06 PM (bcbK8)

364 I used to think the US Military had a chemical weapon aerosol type that they could spray over urban areas and it would make people stupid.

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon Rides a Pale Horse at November 28, 2018 12:32 PM (hrcfq)

They have it. It's called "Smartphone Unlimited Data Plan"
Posted by: Vanya at November 28, 2018 12:33 PM (7PLM4)


Fucking threadwinner.

Posted by: Max Power at November 28, 2018 01:06 PM (q177U)

365 Calm, Flake is holding up Judge votes
Posted by: Jonah at November 28, 2018 01:02 PM (HrSJb)

------------

In 5 weeks Flake will be irrelevant. Phuch him.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 28, 2018 01:07 PM (ffYR/)

366 Watched a great movie from 2015 last night, called Sicario.

Posted by: Jonah at November 28, 2018 01:07 PM (HrSJb)

367 Participating in society can be like being a Garbage Man.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro's Inspirational Quote-bot at November 28, 2018 01:07 PM (pkeCj)

368 We should have a thread where everyone can give there ideas about how ace should run the blog.



I promise to make popcorn and watch.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2018 12:56 PM (/tuJf)



He'd kill us.



But it would be hilarious.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 12:58 PM (bcbK

It would be right up there with the Great Gay Slap-Fight Video Thread. And another reason we can't have nice things.

Posted by: Jane D'oh


It would be the "Your sister does it better" variety of thread.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 28, 2018 01:07 PM (Z04f8)

369 history is made at night. character is what you are inna the dark.
Posted by: Lord John Whorfin at November 28, 2018 12:51 PM (xGZ+b)



who is this? I love you I love you I love you

"it's your hand, Buck."

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2018 01:07 PM (d7Ww2)

370 He's just doing his Angus Young impression.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 28, 2018 01:07 PM (aKsyK)

371 Flake is very important and very thoughtful in his own mind. It's his own self-regard that won't allow him to shut up. Same with Kasich. Once you've convinced yourself that you are a Great Man, how could you in good conscience deprive the world of your greatness?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 28, 2018 01:07 PM (NY0r1)

372 353 The financial press that has gone totally Leftist now"

Now?

/TheEconomist
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 01:05 PM (6qErC)

============

"Tax cuts are bad. Giving government more power is good."

----Ten Minutes Later-----

"The government didn't take enough to make the economy work this time. We'll take more and it'll work next time."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 28, 2018 01:07 PM (oh/Sd)

373 No sex

-
Now you can be rejected by robots:

You Can Sleep With the Latest Sex Robots at This Brothel-But Only if They Say 'Yes'

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 28, 2018 01:07 PM (+y/Ru)

374
Papa Was A Rolling Postman

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 28, 2018 01:08 PM (pNxlR)

375 359 349
Well it is a heroic story and the hero doesn't always come back home from his wars.

It's a good movie, but not sure I want to take the ride again. (See also "Logan")
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 01:04 PM (bcbK

=============

I actually do want to watch it again.

Because I hate myself? Maybe.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 28, 2018 01:06 PM (oh/Sd)

There's a certain savor to some sorts of doom and tragedy.

I love watching DOA, for example.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 01:08 PM (bcbK8)

376 In 5 weeks Flake will be irrelevant. Phuch him.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 28, 2018 01:07 PM (ffYR/)


Isn't there a moron here that knew him before he ran for office? He should find him and kick him in his baby nuts.

Posted by: Sponge at November 28, 2018 01:08 PM (F4u7C)

377 339: fox isn't compromised. they are finally letting their murdoch freak flag fly. looks like getting rid of cable and not watching any news was a good plan. the media is the real enemy.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 28, 2018 01:08 PM (KP5rU)

378 Whatever happened to all those leak investigations Sessions supposedly had going on?

Posted by: MAGA at November 28, 2018 01:08 PM (+XtNT)

379 Papa Was A Rolling Postman"

Wherever he laid his hat was his home?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 01:08 PM (6qErC)

380 "Where are we going?"

"Planet 10!"

"When?"

"Real Soon!"

Posted by: mikeyG at November 28, 2018 01:08 PM (LL1Be)

381 Compromise is built on consensus of the willing and participating.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro says... at November 28, 2018 01:08 PM (bUjCl)

382 These airheads think they should rule us. Fuck that.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 28, 2018 12:41 PM (UOsvH)


These airheads do rule us.

If they didn't, Scankles would at this moment be cowering in the corner of a feculent cell, shaking from the echo of the bloodthirsty screams of her fellow inmates as Lois Lerner slowly advanced on her, a malicious grin on her face, ready to play another round of "Hide The Splintered Broomstick Handle."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 28, 2018 01:09 PM (kqsXK)

383 366 Watched a great movie from 2015 last night, called Sicario.
Posted by: Jonah at November 28, 2018 01:07 PM (HrSJb)

Excellent movie, excellent.... so good that it was an epiphany experience for my wife....

Posted by: kraken at November 28, 2018 01:09 PM (DpEis)

384 Proof once again that most Progs are fukn nutz!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 28, 2018 01:09 PM (JFO2v)

385 Economist has always been lefty, and do not try to hide it. CNBC is the worst. Try to act impartial, but that channel is awful left wing spin except for Santelli.

Neal Cavuto is a Never trump asswipe

Posted by: Jonah at November 28, 2018 01:09 PM (HrSJb)

386 So now your TV can hear you, and now your remote can hear what you say. Then their is your phone and also personal assistants like Alexa and Siri. They probably are selling some kind of annonimized data to third parties. Probably some of these third parties are politically motivated.

Posted by: Max Power at November 28, 2018 01:09 PM (q177U)

387 Scenes in Nogales and Juarez were amazing

Posted by: Jonah at November 28, 2018 01:09 PM (HrSJb)

388 361
Tijuana authorities say there is an outbreak of kennel cough among the invaders.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 28, 2018 01:04 PM (5aX2M)


-------



I spoke too soon - also, intestinal parasites and tropical fevers.

Mexican Doctor: "These are things we learn about in medical school, but never actually see in real life."



And this is in Tijuana.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 28, 2018 01:06 PM (5aX2M)
Here we call it a mysterious polio like virus that we don't understand.

Posted by: Phillip Reigns at November 28, 2018 01:09 PM (37IEG)

389 "Now you can be rejected by robots: "

Oh, they marketing the Wife-Bot?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 28, 2018 01:09 PM (cqNba)

390 351 A daily " Art by Olivia" thread......
Posted by: kraken at November 28, 2018 01:05 PM (DpEis)

Talk about a pants-optional thread...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 01:10 PM (bcbK8)

391 378 Whatever happened to all those leak investigations Sessions supposedly had going on?
Posted by: MAGA at November 28, 2018 01:08 PM (+XtNT)

down the drain... of course...

Posted by: Don Q at November 28, 2018 01:10 PM (NgKpN)

392 'MURPHY BROWN' Reboot Canceled Amid Historically Low Ratings...

-
Shouldda happened 30 years ago.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 28, 2018 01:10 PM (+y/Ru)

393 Not sure which is creepier... That he did it or that he always does it

Posted by: It's me donna at November 28, 2018 01:10 PM (O2RFr)

394 where are we going?

PLANET TEN!

when?

REAL SOON!

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2018 01:10 PM (d7Ww2)

395
Papa Was A Rolling Postman"

Wherever he laid his hat was his home?
Posted by: Anon a mouse


Wherever he dropped his bag was his home.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 28, 2018 01:10 PM (aKsyK)

396 383 366 Watched a great movie from 2015 last night, called Sicario.
Posted by: Jonah at November 28, 2018 01:07 PM (HrSJb)

Excellent movie, excellent.... so good that it was an epiphany experience for my wife....
Posted by: kraken at November 28, 2018 01:09 PM (DpEis)

============

I've seen it twice now, and I simply cannot get past the fact that our main character isn't the protagonist.

It all ends up feeling too distant to me.

I've looked forward to the sequel (Day of the Soldado, written by the same guy who wrote the first), but I've heard that they completely changed his ending.

Oh well, he then wrote and directed Outlaw King, which is really good.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 28, 2018 01:10 PM (oh/Sd)

397 'MURPHY BROWN' Reboot Canceled Amid Historically Low Ratings...

-
Shouldda happened 30 years ago.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 28, 2018 01:10 PM (+y/Ru)


Whomever thought that was a good idea should be banned from society.

Posted by: Sponge at November 28, 2018 01:10 PM (F4u7C)

398 Love yourself, for no one else will love you the way you love yourself.

That has to be about the worst fucking advice I have ever heard.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 28, 2018 01:10 PM (kqsXK)

399 Ace still has sidebar content from the 2004 presidential primary. I don't think updating the sidebar is much of a priority.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 28, 2018 01:10 PM (dNzKv)

400 They probably are selling some kind of annonimized data to third parties."

"Probably"

*looks a teh google's financials*

Heh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 01:10 PM (6qErC)

401 mikey, are you single?


I love you!

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2018 01:11 PM (d7Ww2)

402 Now you can be rejected by robots:

You Can Sleep With the Latest Sex Robots at This Brothel-But Only if They Say 'Yes'



So you're saying there's a chance?

Posted by: Hands at November 28, 2018 01:11 PM (786Ro)

403 Smellophone.

'Digital smell' technology let you send odors in dating apps...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 28, 2018 01:11 PM (+y/Ru)

404 386. The reason you never put Wifi thru your TV. also the reason to put black tape on the camera eye of your phone

Posted by: Jonah at November 28, 2018 01:11 PM (HrSJb)

405
'MURPHY BROWN' Reboot Canceled Amid Historically Low Ratings...



President Donald J. Trump

Posted by: mikeyG at November 28, 2018 01:11 PM (LL1Be)

406 the only leak investigations sessions had going were in his depends.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 28, 2018 01:11 PM (KP5rU)

407 391 378 Whatever happened to all those leak investigations Sessions supposedly had going on?
Posted by: MAGA at November 28, 2018 01:08 PM (+XtNT)

In the same black hole as Strock, Page, McCabe, Comey etc.,etc.,etc.

Posted by: It's me donna at November 28, 2018 01:11 PM (O2RFr)

408 397 'MURPHY BROWN' Reboot Canceled Amid Historically Low Ratings...

-
Shouldda happened 30 years ago.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 28, 2018 01:10 PM (+y/Ru)

Whomever thought that was a good idea should be banned from society.
Posted by: Sponge at November 28, 2018 01:10 PM (F4u7C)

============

"But all my friends said it was a great idea! It was a guaranteed success!"
-TV Executive

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 28, 2018 01:11 PM (oh/Sd)

409 Every time I take off my pants
I tell ya, pilgrim, I wanna dance.

Duh huh... duh huh, duh huh.

When you were in diapers, lacking hairy pubes
I was with the Hilzabub, duping the rubes.

Duh huh.

Posted by: Philip Reines at November 28, 2018 01:11 PM (/qEW2)

410 Wow, he really isn't wearing pants in that picture. And he's standing in fourth position. Must be a ballet dancer on his off days.


Posted by: bluebell at November 28, 2018 01:11 PM (U5tDi)

411 >>>It would be the "Your sister does it better" variety of thread.
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 28, 2018 01:07 PM (Z04f

Is this a Ben Shapiro reference?

Posted by: Max Power at November 28, 2018 01:11 PM (q177U)

412 Mexican Doctor: "These are things we learn about in medical school, but never actually see in real life."


Now you know how we feel.

Posted by: American Doctor at November 28, 2018 01:12 PM (sf1AO)

413 Whomever thought that was a good idea should be banned from society promoted, and made in charge of many other MSM sitcoms.

All of them, as a matter of fact.

*Suggested edit..

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 28, 2018 01:12 PM (cqNba)

414 397. hopefully the Conners will be next

Posted by: Jonah at November 28, 2018 01:12 PM (HrSJb)

415 Probably some of these third parties are politically motivated.
Posted by: Max Power at November 28, 2018 01:09 PM (q177U)

Do a little research on the Catalist Database.

A database specifically for advertising AND political progressive causes.

Part of the agreement to use their data, is that you must give your data to them as well.

Posted by: Don Q at November 28, 2018 01:12 PM (NgKpN)

416 398 Love yourself, for no one else will love you the way you love yourself.

That has to be about the worst fucking advice I have ever heard.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 28, 2018 01:10 PM (kqsXK)


Yeah, Self- Love might be a major Root Cause of all our problems....

Posted by: kraken at November 28, 2018 01:12 PM (DpEis)

417
Abby resides in two time zones - simultaneously

#benkoanz

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 28, 2018 01:12 PM (pNxlR)

418 391 378 Whatever happened to all those leak investigations Sessions supposedly had going on?
Posted by: MAGA at November 28, 2018 01:08 PM (+XtNT)

down the drain... of course...
Posted by: Don Q at November 28, 2018 01:10 PM (NgKpN)

Lost....like tears...in the...rain...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 01:12 PM (bcbK8)

419 'MURPHY BROWN' Reboot Canceled Amid Historically Low Ratings"

I do like the spin - "it was always going to be a short run/single season/limited" lines...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 01:12 PM (6qErC)

420 OT: I've been getting bogus phone calls that purport to come from the CA state department of fish and game, but the number corresponds to some 80 year old woman in the San Joaquin Valley.

So I just selectively forwarded calls from that number to the REAL CA state department of fish and game.

I love technology.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 28, 2018 01:13 PM (gHCnG)

421 'MURPHY BROWN' Reboot Canceled Amid Historically Low Ratings...

I'm with her.

Posted by: zombie Murphy Brown at November 28, 2018 01:13 PM (Z04f8)

422 Take your baby by the wrist, and in her mouth an amethyst.

Posted by: Benjamin Cuckpiro at November 28, 2018 01:13 PM (F4u7C)

423 Now you can be rejected by robots:

You Can Sleep With the Latest Sex Robots at This Brothel-But Only if They Say 'Yes'

---


Old and busted: Undocumented citizens

New Hotness: Robotic Citizens

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 28, 2018 01:13 PM (KUaJL)

424 I spoke too soon - also, intestinal parasites and tropical fevers.

Mexican Doctor: "These are things we learn about in medical school, but never actually see in real life."

And this is in Tijuana.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 28, 2018 01:06 PM (5aX2M)

Parasites on parasites, hah! Brings to mind Jonathan Swift:


Great fleas have little fleas upon their backs to bite 'em,
And little fleas have lesser fleas, and so ad infinitum.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2018 01:13 PM (fDU8w)

425 "No matter how good she looks, some other guy has gotten tired of her shit."

-Benny Hill Shapiro

Posted by: Avenger at November 28, 2018 01:13 PM (X3php)

426 mikey, are you single?


I love you!


Hmm. My sex dungeon has recently opened up a few cells.

Pics?

Posted by: mikeyG at November 28, 2018 01:13 PM (LL1Be)

427
'MURPHY BROWN' Reboot Canceled Amid Historically Low Ratings...


Die, mofos, die!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 28, 2018 01:14 PM (pNxlR)

428 Afterwards he came at me screaming like a maniac

This is why God invented the double tap.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 28, 2018 01:14 PM (r9UYA)

429 is that you must give your data to them as well."

All your data are belong to us!

/

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 01:14 PM (6qErC)

430 "This is immaterial -- what really tells me about this man's character is the crease in his crotch." -- David Brooks

Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 28, 2018 01:14 PM (qmCuh)

431 'MURPHY BROWN' Reboot Canceled Amid Historically Low Ratings"

I do like the spin - "it was always going to be a short run/single season/limited" lines...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 01:12 PM (6qErC)


It was like the worst possible version of Maude without Adrienne Barbeau's knockers.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 28, 2018 01:15 PM (y7DUB)

432 It wasn't that Murphy Brown was a bad show. The problem is the middle America deplorables are too stupid to understand that the orange man is bad, and progressive social justice is great tv.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 28, 2018 01:15 PM (dNzKv)

433 Whatever happened to all those leak investigations Sessions supposedly had going on?
Posted by: MAGA at November 28, 2018 01:08 PM (+XtNT)

Sealed Indictments!

Posted by: Q at November 28, 2018 01:15 PM (X3php)

434 We should have a thread where everyone can give there ideas about how ace should run the blog.



I promise to make popcorn and watch.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2018 12:56 PM (/tuJf)



He'd kill us.



But it would be hilarious.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 12:58 PM (bcbK

It would be right up there with the Great Gay Slap-Fight Video Thread. And another reason we can't have nice things.

Posted by: Jane D'oh


It would be the "Your sister does it better" variety of thread.
Posted by: Blue Hen


Leave a side door to the blog open so if you forget your password or ban yourself, you can get back in...

Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2018 01:15 PM (pREVk)

435 'MURPHY BROWN' Reboot Canceled Amid Historically Low Ratings"



I do like the spin - "it was always going to be a short run/single season/limited" lines...

Because CBS had all this extra money laying around and figured giving it to a bunch of washed up has beens was the way to go.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 28, 2018 01:15 PM (sf1AO)

436 Old and busted: Undocumented citizens

New Hotness: Robotic Citizens
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 28, 2018 01:13 PM (KUaJL)

or in other words...

NPCs?

Posted by: Don Q at November 28, 2018 01:15 PM (NgKpN)

437 416 398 Love yourself, for no one else will love you the way you love yourself.

That has to be about the worst fucking advice I have ever heard.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 28, 2018 01:10 PM (kqsXK)


Yeah, Self- Love might be a major Root Cause of all our problems....
Posted by: kraken at November 28, 2018 01:12 PM (DpEis)


A lot people need to be told that their coordinates are not (0,0,0).

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 28, 2018 01:15 PM (gHCnG)

438 Take your baby by the wrist, and in her mouth an amethyst."

Everybody Wang Chung tonight...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 01:15 PM (6qErC)

439 405
'MURPHY BROWN' Reboot Canceled Amid Historically Low Ratings...



President Donald J. Trump

Posted by: mikeyG


I love the Trump Curse. him making Ben Shapiro grow bitch tits is probably his best move so far.

Posted by: x at November 28, 2018 01:16 PM (nFwvY)

440 " Murphy Brown".... garbage then, garbage now.... on the Island of Misfit Series with you.... ditto " Will and Grace".....

Posted by: kraken at November 28, 2018 01:16 PM (DpEis)

441 I'm baffled that anyone likes Brawl in Cellblock 99.

It's basically a bad 70s B-prison movie. It's contrived. I cannot tell whether the writer simply did no research or thought it would be boring if prison were depicted in a remotely accurate manner.

Bone Tomahawk was good. But 99 is a stinker.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 28, 2018 01:16 PM (NY0r1)

442 'MURPHY BROWN' Reboot Canceled Amid Historically Low Ratings"

I do like the spin - "it was always going to be a short run/single season/limited" lines...


Yeah, we left those battleships in Pearl Harbor because we didn't like that much anyway.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 28, 2018 01:16 PM (gHCnG)

443 Everybody Wang Chung tonight...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 01:15 PM (6qErC)


Right band, wrong song.

Posted by: Sponge at November 28, 2018 01:16 PM (F4u7C)

444 432 It wasn't that Murphy Brown was a bad show. The problem is the middle America deplorables are too stupid to understand that the orange man is bad, and progressive social justice is great tv.
----------------------
Yeah, I know.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 28, 2018 01:16 PM (2LelM)

445 433 Whatever happened to all those leak investigations Sessions supposedly had going on?
Posted by: MAGA at November 28, 2018 01:08 PM (+XtNT)

Sealed Indictments!
Posted by: Q at November 28, 2018 01:15 PM (X3php)

Well.. NIS is trying to indict a SEAL...

Posted by: Don Q at November 28, 2018 01:16 PM (NgKpN)

446 Afterwards he came at me screaming like a maniac

This is why God invented the double tap.
Posted by: Under Fire


Modified Mozambique - 2 to the chest, 1 to the head, 1 to the pelvis.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2018 01:17 PM (pREVk)

447 427


'MURPHY BROWN' Reboot Canceled Amid Historically Low Ratings...



Die, mofos, die!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 28, 2018 01:14 PM (pNxlR)
I heard they canceled it to make room for their newest idea -
The Dating Game - where normal people are forced to go on dates with gender confused participants.
The trick will be at no time will any winning couple be a man and a woman.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 28, 2018 01:17 PM (37IEG)

448
'MURPHY BROWN' Reboot Canceled Amid Historically Low Ratings...

Maybe they can do a spinoff of the two failed reboots and have Murphy Brown and Darlene Conner get married and live miserably ever after in a dysfunctional lesbian relationship.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 28, 2018 01:18 PM (TAmPV)

449 Dance Hall Days > Everybody Wang Chung Tonight

Posted by: Ben Shapiroid at November 28, 2018 01:18 PM (eMYuB)

450 Well.. NIS is trying to indict a SEAL...
Posted by: Don Q at November 28, 2018 01:16 PM (NgKpN)


I don't even KNOW Trump!!

Posted by: Seal at November 28, 2018 01:18 PM (F4u7C)

451 443 Everybody Wang Chung tonight...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 01:15 PM (6qErC)

Right band, wrong song.
Posted by: Sponge at November 28, 2018 01:16 PM (F4u7C)

Dance Hall Days, love

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 01:18 PM (bcbK8)

452 'MURPHY BROWN' Reboot Canceled Amid Historically Low Ratings"

I do like the spin - "it was always going to be a short run/single season/limited" lines...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 01:12 PM (6qErC)


Now about "Madam Secretary" ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 28, 2018 01:18 PM (gHCnG)

453
'MURPHY BROWN' Reboot Canceled Amid Historically Low Ratings"

I do like the spin - "it was always going to be a short run/single season/limited" lines...


I meant to do that!

Posted by: Pee Wee Herman at November 28, 2018 01:18 PM (aKsyK)

454 Right band, wrong song."

They had different songs? Thought they just did variations on a hit...

like Varese...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 01:18 PM (6qErC)

455 sicario is a stupid movie.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 28, 2018 01:18 PM (MTjB1)

456 'MURPHY BROWN' Reboot Canceled Amid Historically Low Ratings...

Maybe they can do a spinoff of the two failed reboots and have Murphy Brown and Darlene Conner get married and live miserably ever after in a dysfunctional lesbian relationship.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 28, 2018 01:18 PM (TAmPV)

So... its a reboot of... the Odd Couple?

Posted by: Don Q at November 28, 2018 01:19 PM (NgKpN)

457 397. hopefully the Conners will be next
_____________

Not really following it but the last headline I saw said that the network had only ordered one more episode.

So not exactly a good sign for its future.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 28, 2018 01:19 PM (fqUgw)

458 'MURPHY BROWN' Reboot Canceled Amid Historically Low Ratings"

I do like the spin - "it was always going to be a short run/single season/limited" lines...

Yeah, we left those battleships in Pearl Harbor because we didn't like that much anyway.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 28, 2018 01:16 PM (gHCnG)

I always knew my date with Kate Upton was a long shot.
I can't be bothered waiting for her reply, so I'm rescinding my offer and moving on....

Posted by: JoeF. at November 28, 2018 01:19 PM (NFEMn)

459 441 I'm baffled that anyone likes Brawl in Cellblock 99.

It's basically a bad 70s B-prison movie. It's contrived. I cannot tell whether the writer simply did no research or thought it would be boring if prison were depicted in a remotely accurate manner.

Bone Tomahawk was good. But 99 is a stinker.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 28, 2018 01:16 PM (NY0r1)

===========

Bone Tomahawks' depiction of Native Americans wasn't remotely accurate. Therefore it is bad.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 28, 2018 01:19 PM (XSSCs)

460 'MURPHY BROWN' Reboot Canceled Amid Historically Low Ratings"

I do like the spin - "it was always going to be a short run/single season/limited" lines...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at N




lol

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 28, 2018 01:19 PM (MTjB1)

461
Puppet Show

And

Murphy Brown

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 28, 2018 01:19 PM (/0IRq)

462 Rebootception.

Posted by: Someguy at November 28, 2018 01:19 PM (t849v)

463 Did someone say Kate Upton?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 28, 2018 01:19 PM (37IEG)

464 I heard they canceled it to make room for their newest idea -
The Dating Game - where normal people are forced to go on dates with gender confused participants.
The trick will be at no time will any winning couple be a man and a woman.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 28, 2018 01:17 PM (37IEG)


Didn't Jerry Springer do this to one of his shows guests and the dude end up murdering the date?

Posted by: Sponge at November 28, 2018 01:19 PM (F4u7C)

465 "A man should aspire to be the person his dog thinks he is."

-Ben Shapiro wishes he'd written this.

Posted by: Avenger at November 28, 2018 01:20 PM (X3php)

466 Did someone say Kate Upton?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 28, 2018 01:19 PM (37IEG)


Not up till now, and thanks!

Posted by: Sponge at November 28, 2018 01:20 PM (F4u7C)

467 38
I used to think the US Military had a chemical weapon aerosol type that they could spray over urban areas and it would make people stupid.

Maybe it is something you put in their drink, like a roofie.

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon Rides a Pale Horse at November 28, 2018 12:32 PM (hrcfq)


You might be thinking of Agent BZ.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 28, 2018 01:20 PM (di1hb)

468 446 Afterwards he came at me screaming like a maniac

This is why God invented the double tap.
Posted by: Under Fire


Modified Mozambique - 2 to the chest, 1 to the head, 1 to the pelvis.
------------------------
Just knee cap them and enjoy their pain and craziness. Good entertainment.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 28, 2018 01:20 PM (2LelM)

469 Well.. NIS is trying to indict a SEAL...
Posted by: Don Q at November 28, 2018 01:16 PM (NgKpN)

Crazy

Posted by: JoeF. at November 28, 2018 01:20 PM (NFEMn)

470 OMG. I'm dying over this:

https://tinyurl.com/ycaq4azb

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2018 01:20 PM (ptqGC)

471 The doctor's office yesterday had an issue of People magazine - that well-known journal of the intelligensia - featuring Jane Fonda (/spit) on the cover, and in fawning terms hawking their interview with the "legendary actress."

My interview with her would consist: "Does the condemned have any last words? She does? Never mind. Spring the trap door now."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 28, 2018 01:20 PM (Ibwur)

472 It is always appropriate to say Kate Upton.... as it is always right to say Christina Hendricks, or Morena Baccarin.....

Posted by: kraken at November 28, 2018 01:21 PM (DpEis)

473 Sources Say As Walls Closed In "Thin Skinned" Trump Ordered Cancellation Of Murphy Brown, Infringes On First Amendment, Probable Grounds For Impeachment

Posted by: This...Is CNN at November 28, 2018 01:21 PM (sf1AO)

474
Candice Bergen just needs to suck it up and do a porn flick with Charlie McCarthy.

"It was Daddy's dying wish ..."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 28, 2018 01:21 PM (pNxlR)

475 'MURPHY BROWN' Reboot Canceled Amid Historically Low Ratings"

I do like the spin - "it was always going to be a short run/single season/limited" lines...

Yeah, we left those battleships in Pearl Harbor because we didn't like that much anyway.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 28, 2018 01:16 PM (gHCnG)

I always knew my date with Kate Upton was a long shot.
I can't be bothered waiting for her reply, so I'm rescinding my offer and moving on....
Posted by: JoeF.


As you *cough* well know, this is how I have described my last two Presidential (hic) bids.

Thud.

Posted by: Hillzabub at November 28, 2018 01:21 PM (Z04f8)

476 464
I heard they canceled it to make room for their newest idea -

The Dating Game - where normal people are forced to go on dates with gender confused participants.

The trick will be at no time will any winning couple be a man and a woman.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 28, 2018 01:17 PM (37IEG)



Didn't Jerry Springer do this to one of his shows guests and the dude end up murdering the date?

Posted by: Sponge at November 28, 2018 01:19 PM (F4u7C)
Well, that is the hope. Just as long as the Normie is the victim it's all good.

Posted by: CBS Executive not authorized to speak but doing it anyway at November 28, 2018 01:21 PM (37IEG)

477 I'm not wearing any pants!

Film at 11.

Posted by: Kentucky Fried Movie at November 28, 2018 01:21 PM (TEv5V)

478 Raquel Welch, Christie Brinkley, Angie Everhart.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 01:21 PM (bcbK8)

479 Bone Tomahawks' depiction of Native Americans wasn't remotely accurate. Therefore it is bad.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison



Lone Ranger movie.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2018 01:21 PM (pREVk)

480 473 Sources Say As Walls Closed In "Thin Skinned" Trump Ordered Cancellation Of Murphy Brown, Infringes On First Amendment, Probable Grounds For Impeachment
Posted by: This...Is CNN at November 28, 2018 01:21 PM (sf1AO)

===========

Are the sources anonymous?

Are they in the White House?

I only accept news from anonymous White House sources.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 28, 2018 01:22 PM (XSSCs)

481 "I'm baffled that anyone likes Brawl in Cellblock 99."


On July 2nd, a-1953
I was doing time
For assault and battery

Posted by: Avenger at November 28, 2018 01:22 PM (X3php)

482 Just remember John Podesta is best budds with Phylis errr Phillippe & said of him, you don't know whether to pat him on the back or have him committed

Posted by: Not Mehgan McCain's fake Tits at November 28, 2018 01:22 PM (BqBId)

483 Do a little research on the Catalist Database.

A database specifically for advertising AND political progressive causes.

Part of the agreement to use their data, is that you must give your data to them as well.


Interesting. Google tried to suggest another search term for me. Was hoping I'd look elsewhere.

Posted by: Max Power at November 28, 2018 01:22 PM (q177U)

484 Moscow in flames, missiles headed for New York!

Film at 11.

Posted by: Kentucky Fried Movie at November 28, 2018 01:22 PM (TEv5V)

485 CNN and Fox News should bring a lawsuit demanding that Murphy Brown be reinstated.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 28, 2018 01:22 PM (NY0r1)

486 Donald Duck never wears pants and he's an American Icon!

Posted by: RKae at November 28, 2018 01:22 PM (XspXS)

487 446 Afterwards he came at me screaming like a maniac

This is why God invented the double tap.
Posted by: Under Fire


Modified Mozambique - 2 to the chest, 1 to the head, 1 to the pelvis.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2018 01:17 PM (pREVk)


Nah. Start with the pelvis. It makes the other three shots more sporting, what with all the thrashing about.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 28, 2018 01:22 PM (di1hb)

488 " I saw said that the network had only ordered one more episode.

So not exactly a good sign for its future.'

Could be really loooonnnnggg episode.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 28, 2018 01:22 PM (cqNba)

489 Yeah, Self- Love might be a major Root Cause of all our problems....

Posted by: kraken at November 28, 2018 01:12 PM (DpEis)


It sure as shit didn't do any favors for my vision or palms.

Posted by: A Better Class of Troll at November 28, 2018 01:22 PM (GvEen)

490 I only accept news from anonymous White House sources."

Well, I've been in the White House...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 01:23 PM (6qErC)

491 Kate Upton, Kate Upton, Kate Upton (spins around three times and barfs)

Okay, which one of you said that would make her appear?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 28, 2018 01:23 PM (37IEG)

492 Had my Wang chunged once,,pleasant she almost swallowed the whole thang......

Posted by: saf at November 28, 2018 01:23 PM (5IHGB)

493 479 Bone Tomahawks' depiction of Native Americans wasn't remotely accurate. Therefore it is bad.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison



Lone Ranger movie.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2018 01:21 PM (pREVk)

============

God, that movie.

Lone Ranger has far more problems than the fact that Johnny Depp played Tonto.

Like the fact that it's an overplotted mess.

It's final chase is kind of awesome, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 28, 2018 01:23 PM (XSSCs)

494 admit it,

how many of yall have been day drinking?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2018 01:23 PM (d7Ww2)

495 Kate Upton, Kate Upton, Kate Upton (spins around three times and barfs)

Okay, which one of you said that would make her appear?
Posted by: DamnedYankee

All of us. We're like that.

Posted by: The Horde at November 28, 2018 01:24 PM (Z04f8)

496 490 I only accept news from anonymous White House sources."

Well, I've been in the White House...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 01:23 PM (6qErC)

=============

Sold!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 28, 2018 01:24 PM (XSSCs)

497 487 446 Afterwards he came at me screaming like a maniac

This is why God invented the double tap.
Posted by: Under Fire


Modified Mozambique - 2 to the chest, 1 to the head, 1 to the pelvis.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2018 01:17 PM (pREVk)

Nah. Start with the pelvis. It makes the other three shots more sporting, what with all the thrashing about.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 28, 2018 01:22 PM (di1hb)

Pelvis first if he's wearing armor.

Otherwise, yeah, chest then head then hips.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 01:24 PM (bcbK8)

498 Self-Love is a promise you can always keep.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro says... at November 28, 2018 01:24 PM (bUjCl)

499 I was watching ABC news before and they were talking about a looming showdown between Trump and Mueller.
They mentioned in the story that Mueller was "looking into Russian meddling in the 2016 election."

Anyone notice what they did here?

Posted by: JoeF. at November 28, 2018 01:24 PM (NFEMn)

500 admit it,

how many of yall have been day drinking?"

*looks over at Diet Coke*

yeah, what?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 01:24 PM (6qErC)

501 484
Moscow in flames, missiles headed for New York!



Film at 11.





Posted by: Kentucky Fried Movie at November 28, 2018 01:22 PM (TEv5V)
Headline - Hub man dies in nuclear fireball while visiting Washington DC

Posted by: Boston Globe at November 28, 2018 01:25 PM (37IEG)

502 I will admit that I've seen about 20 minutes of Harold and Kumar go to Guantanamo Bay and it was some of the most offensive anti military shit I've seen out of hollywood since Jane Fonda donned an AA gun with the communists.

Posted by: Sponge at November 28, 2018 01:25 PM (F4u7C)

503 491 Kate Upton, Kate Upton, Kate Upton (spins around three times and barfs)

Okay, which one of you said that would make her appear?


Is there a problem? It worked for me. Maybe you need to try again.

Posted by: JEM at November 28, 2018 01:25 PM (8erNz)

504 I had nearly forgotten that " Lone Ranger" POS.... where Johnny Depp minces around with a stuffed buzzard on his head.....

Posted by: kraken at November 28, 2018 01:25 PM (DpEis)

505
Donald Duck never wears pants and he's an American Icon!

Posted by: RKae at November 28, 2018 01:22 PM (XspXS)


Only because of the white male patriarchy. Daisy Duck doesn't wear any pants either and she's a slut.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 28, 2018 01:25 PM (TAmPV)

506 499 I was watching ABC news before and they were talking about a looming showdown between Trump and Mueller.
They mentioned in the story that Mueller was "looking into Russian meddling in the 2016 election."

Anyone notice what they did here?
Posted by: JoeF. at November 28, 2018 01:24 PM (NFEMn)

=============

Did they mention the smoking gun evidence that Trump colluded with Russia?

Mueller's had it in his back pocket for 2 years, but hasn't said a thing because he's waiting for just the right moment to take down Orange Man!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 28, 2018 01:25 PM (XSSCs)

507 If you go to a robot sex brothel, are you having sex, or just masturbating? If your wife caught you, would she be mad at you for cheating?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 28, 2018 01:25 PM (KUaJL)

508 Leftists are dangerous psychopaths.

Posted by: Democrat Party at November 28, 2018 01:25 PM (eAZVt)

509 So... its a reboot of... the Odd Couple?
Posted by: Don Q at November 28, 2018 01:19 PM (NgKpN)

Well, they could certainly remake the Odd Couple as gay, but there wasn't any suggestion in the original series they were gay, nor in the play by Neil Simon. After all, they go on a date with the Pigeon sisters.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 28, 2018 01:25 PM (AllCR)

510 "Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2018 01:23 PM (d7Ww2)"

I get stoned in the mornin'
Get drunk in the afternoon
If you don't like the way I'm livin'
...

Posted by: Avenger at November 28, 2018 01:26 PM (X3php)

511 Self-Love is a promise you can always keep.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro says...

-----

Don't be so certain.

I have some sad stories.

Posted by: RKae at November 28, 2018 01:26 PM (XspXS)

512 Kate Upton, Kate Upton, Kate Upton (spins around three times and barfs)

Okay, which one of you said that would make her appear?

Is there a problem? It worked for me. Maybe you need to try again.
Posted by: JEM

i bet that he forgot to ieild the chicken. Common mistake.

Posted by: The Horde at November 28, 2018 01:26 PM (Z04f8)

513 Didn't Jerry Springer do this to one of his shows guests and the dude end up murdering the date?
_____________

You may be thinking of the Jenny Jones show, where they had one of those "I have a secret crush on you" theme shows, and one of the people ambushed was a guy who wasn't thrilled to find out that another guy had a crush on him.

The guy who was "surprised" on the show later went and shot the "crush" guy to death.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 28, 2018 01:26 PM (fqUgw)

514

Murphy Brown has a robot?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2018 01:26 PM (TNe4W)

515 "It sure as shit didn't do any favors for my vision or palms."

Dude!

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at November 28, 2018 01:26 PM (cqNba)

516 You may be thinking of the Jenny Jones show, where they had one of those "I have a secret crush on you" theme shows, and one of the people ambushed was a guy who wasn't thrilled to find out that another guy had a crush on him.

The guy who was "surprised" on the show later went and shot the "crush" guy to death.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 28, 2018 01:26 PM (fqUgw)


Love uh... finds a way?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 28, 2018 01:26 PM (KUaJL)

517 514

Murphy Brown has a robot?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2018 01:26 PM (TNe4W)

===========

She's an NPC, so pretty much.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 28, 2018 01:27 PM (XSSCs)

518 Murphy Brown has a robot?

We've got this one, ahem, covered.

Posted by: Hitachi, the Magic Wand people at November 28, 2018 01:27 PM (8erNz)

519 503
491 Kate Upton, Kate Upton, Kate Upton (spins around three times and barfs)



Okay, which one of you said that would make her appear?



Is there a problem? It worked for me. Maybe you need to try again.

Posted by: JEM at November 28, 2018 01:25 PM (8erNz)
How many more three times? I've already done 121. Is there ANOTHER magic number you're not telling me!!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 28, 2018 01:27 PM (37IEG)

520 Bone Tomahawk wasn't depicting Indians. Those guys were more like the throwbacks from Eaters of the Dead. On Celblock 99, it's not that everything has to be pinpoint accurate, but some semblance to reality is useful in a film that isn't sci-fi or fantasy because it helps the audience suspend disbelief. It' one thing to get technical details wrong that only someone with some expertise will notice, it's another altogether to simply write without regard to how the world works.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 28, 2018 01:27 PM (NY0r1)

521 507 If you go to a robot sex brothel, are you having sex, or just masturbating? If your wife caught you, would she be mad at you for cheating?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 28, 2018 01:25 PM (KUaJL)

Yes.

Posted by: Someguy at November 28, 2018 01:27 PM (t849v)

522 If you go to a robot sex brothel, are you having sex, or just masturbating? If your wife caught you, would she be mad at you for cheating?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously

---

Is the wife in this scenario a biological human?

In a tale this bizarre, I'll need all the particulars before I answer.

Posted by: RKae at November 28, 2018 01:27 PM (XspXS)

523 "Daisy Duck doesn't wear any pants either and she's a slut."


No....she's fcuking goofy.

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at November 28, 2018 01:27 PM (cqNba)

524 Anyone remember that old movie, " Carnal Knowledge", where Candy Bergen gives hand jobs to Betas???

Posted by: kraken at November 28, 2018 01:28 PM (DpEis)

525
Fuck You john hawkins.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2018 01:28 PM (TNe4W)

526 Well, they could certainly remake the Odd Couple as gay, but there wasn't any suggestion in the original series they were gay, nor in the play by Neil Simon. After all, they go on a date with the Pigeon sisters.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 28, 2018 01:25 PM (AllCR)

There was a time when two straight men could be room mates and no one would think anything of it.....
On the other hand, Simon worked in theater and even though he was straight, he may have been inspired by queers he knew in the business

Posted by: JoeF. at November 28, 2018 01:28 PM (NFEMn)

527
It' one thing to get technical details wrong that only someone with some expertise will notice, it's another altogether to simply write without regard to how the world works.


Not a Star Wars fan, then?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 28, 2018 01:28 PM (pNxlR)

528 499 I was watching ABC news before and they were talking about a looming showdown between Trump and Mueller.
They mentioned in the story that Mueller was "looking into Russian meddling in the 2016 election."

Anyone notice what they did here?
Posted by: JoeF. at November 28, 2018 01:24 PM (NFEMn)


I'll take "begging the question" for $1000, Alex.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 28, 2018 01:29 PM (CDGwz)

529 "admit it,

how many of yall have been day drinking?"


Are we talking about just today...or ever?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 28, 2018 01:29 PM (cqNba)

530 Anyone remember that old movie, " Carnal Knowledge", where Candy Bergen gives hand jobs to Betas???
Posted by: kraken at November 28, 2018 01:28 PM (DpEis)

Isn't she a little too old for Beto?

Posted by: JoeF. at November 28, 2018 01:29 PM (NFEMn)

531 524 Anyone remember that old movie, " Carnal Knowledge", where Candy Bergen gives hand jobs to Betas???

Ah yes, a movie back before Hollywood did something other than stupid comic-book crap.

Posted by: JEM at November 28, 2018 01:29 PM (8erNz)

532 I do like the spin - "it was always going to be a short run/single season/limited" lines...

Coming up next, The CBS Evening News with Katie Couric...

Posted by: tu3031 at November 28, 2018 01:29 PM (sf1AO)

533 520 Bone Tomahawk wasn't depicting Indians. Those guys were more like the throwbacks from Eaters of the Dead. On Celblock 99, it's not that everything has to be pinpoint accurate, but some semblance to reality is useful in a film that isn't sci-fi or fantasy because it helps the audience suspend disbelief. It' one thing to get technical details wrong that only someone with some expertise will notice, it's another altogether to simply write without regard to how the world works.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 28, 2018 01:27 PM (NY0r1)

=============

Each movie is it's own universe and establishes its own rules.

The important thing is that Bradley (not Brad) is making conscious choices to go further into Hell to save his wife, not the mechanics of how he gets there.

It's his choices to attack guards to get sent to a tougher prison. It's his choices to attack fellow prisoners to go to cell block 99.

It's the fact that he does exert such great control over himself when presented with awful conditions and can chose when to let his aggression loose.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 28, 2018 01:29 PM (XSSCs)

534 'MURPHY BROWN' Reboot Canceled Amid Historically Low Ratings"

I do like the spin - "it was always going to be a short run/single season/limited" lines...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at N




lol

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 28, 2018 01:19 PM (MTjB1)


Preachiness doesn't sell as entertainment.

"Wow, that was a tough day at work, I think I'll relax by watching a TV show that lectures me on all of my failings" said no one ever.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at November 28, 2018 01:29 PM (hLRSq)

535 521
507 If you go to a robot sex brothel, are you having sex, or just
masturbating? If your wife caught you, would she be mad at you for
cheating?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 28, 2018 01:25 PM (KUaJL)

Yes.


Posted by: Someguy at November 28, 2018 01:27 PM (t849v)
Depends, is she an apple pie?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 28, 2018 01:30 PM (37IEG)

536 admit it,

how many of yall have been day drinking?

----

I'm not slurring my speech, I'm speaking in cursive.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 28, 2018 01:30 PM (KUaJL)

537 527

527Not a Star Wars fan, then?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 28, 2018 01:28 PM (pNxlR)


" It's not that kind of movie, kid"......

Posted by: kraken at November 28, 2018 01:30 PM (DpEis)

538 Oh, c'mon, this teabagging narrative is just so 2009.

Posted by: Fritz at November 28, 2018 01:30 PM (Z9C5C)

539 Something that disturbs me... while Mexico is cash-strapped, and resource-deprived, its doctors are highly-trained, and quite good.

If they're gobsmacked by what they're seeing, we will be too.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 28, 2018 01:30 PM (5aX2M)

540
Keep in mind: This shutdown would happen because of a Republican MAJORITY.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2018 01:30 PM (TNe4W)

541 Candice Bergen just needs to suck it up and do a porn flick with Charlie McCarthy.

"It was Daddy's dying wish ..."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 28, 2018 01:21 PM (pNxlR)


Candice Bergen is more wooden at acting than Charlie McCarthy ever was.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 28, 2018 01:30 PM (CDGwz)

542 Posted by: JoeF. at November 28, 2018 01:28 PM (NFEMn)


He could have been inspired by them but the play is from the 60's, I believe so it's not about two gay guys.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 28, 2018 01:30 PM (AllCR)

543
Isn't she a little too old for Beto?


He said Bettas. You know, those big-finned little fish that kill each other if you put them together.

Posted by: JEM at November 28, 2018 01:31 PM (8erNz)

544
Love uh... finds a way?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously
_____________

Love, rage, humiliation -- they're all pretty indistinguishable.

I only remember the case because there was a lawsuit (by the dead victim's family, IIRC) against the Jones show and the network, and it got a lot of media attention for a while.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 28, 2018 01:31 PM (fqUgw)

545
Republican Majority Will Not Fund Border Wall

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2018 01:31 PM (TNe4W)

546 They would never make " Midnight Cowboy" today...

Posted by: kraken at November 28, 2018 01:31 PM (DpEis)

547 The Dating Game - where normal people are forced to go on dates with gender confused participants.

The trick will be at no time will any winning couple be a man and a woman.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 28, 2018 01:17 PM (37IEG)



Didn't Jerry Springer do this to one of his shows guests and the dude end up murdering the date?

-
Well, it was sweeps week.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 28, 2018 01:31 PM (+y/Ru)

548

The dirty secret of the progs is that they are just not normal.

You talk morality to them and they want to murder you.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at November 28, 2018 01:31 PM (OXMi6)

549 NOOD RUSSIA

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2018 01:31 PM (d7Ww2)

550 530 Anyone remember that old movie, " Carnal Knowledge", where Candy Bergen gives hand jobs to Betas???
Posted by: kraken at November 28, 2018 01:28 PM (DpEis)

Isn't she a little too old for Beto?
Posted by: JoeF. at November 28, 2018 01:29 PM (NFEMn)


I thought his nickname was "Betoff." In which case, Candy Bergen is back in the picture.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 28, 2018 01:32 PM (CDGwz)

551 546 They would never make " Midnight Cowboy" today...
Posted by: kraken at November 28, 2018 01:31 PM (DpEis)

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They'd never cast a white kid as Simba in The Lion King today.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 28, 2018 01:32 PM (XSSCs)

552 Did they mention the smoking gun evidence that Trump colluded with Russia?

Mueller's had it in his back pocket for 2 years, but hasn't said a thing because he's waiting for just the right moment to take down Orange Man!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 28, 2018 01:25 PM (XSSCs)

Right.
Now it's just "Russian meddling"--which EVERYONE, including Trump, knows happened in place of "OMG TRUMP COLLUDED WITH RUSSIA TO WIN THE ELECTION."

Posted by: JoeF. at November 28, 2018 01:32 PM (NFEMn)

553 There's hope for a government shut down?

Don't tease me.

Posted by: Avenger at November 28, 2018 01:32 PM (X3php)

554 Anyone remember that old movie, " Carnal Knowledge", where Candy Bergen gives hand jobs to Betas???


Only thing I remember about it was Ann Margret was naked in it.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 28, 2018 01:32 PM (sf1AO)

555 I thought pubic hairs on the face were a fashionable sign that "Orange Man Bad"? Maybe it was because they were female pubic hairs on a male face. All that cisgendered-patriarchy-having-sex-with-breeders thing, I guess?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at November 28, 2018 01:32 PM (3sjI6)

556 Remember when Murphy Brown had nice tits?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 28, 2018 01:33 PM (2LelM)

557 543


Isn't she a little too old for Beto?



He said Bettas. You know, those big-finned little fish that kill each other if you put them together.

Posted by: JEM at November 28, 2018 01:31 PM (8erNz)
Wait, isn't that a new development I read about at CNN that the Chinese navy is going to use on Trump? Chinese fighting fish? Or am I putting the emphasis on the wrong word again?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 28, 2018 01:33 PM (37IEG)

558 http://bit.ly/2ztKN2C
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Clintons' Speaking Tour Opens to 83% Empty Seats, Coughing Fit
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Hahahahahaha

Posted by: Not Mehgan McCain's fake Tits at November 28, 2018 01:33 PM (BqBId)

559 Kate Upton.

Still not working, you bastards.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 28, 2018 01:33 PM (37IEG)

560 Nood. Russia. Wikileaks. Assange.

Posted by: Qoheleth at November 28, 2018 01:33 PM (iIzG7)

561 The dirty secret of the progs is that they are just not normal.

You talk morality to them and they want to murder you.
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Totally normal behavior.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 28, 2018 01:33 PM (8cwsw)

562
Love uh... finds a way?Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 28, 2018 01:26 PM (KUaJL
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More like Man Finds Out There Actually Is Such A Thing As Unwanted Sexual Attention And It Is Not Flattering.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 28, 2018 01:33 PM (oGNNA)

563 On the other hand Crazy Person Acts Like a Democrat, THAT'S A HEADLINE

Posted by: ... at November 28, 2018 01:34 PM (nnQkE)

564 Candice Bergen just needs to suck it up and do a porn flick with Charlie McCarthy.

"It was Daddy's dying wish ..."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 28, 2018 01:21 PM (pNxlR)


Mae West covered that in 1937.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 28, 2018 01:34 PM (kqsXK)

565 556 Remember when Murphy Brown had nice tits?
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 28, 2018 01:33 PM (2LelM)


No.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 28, 2018 01:34 PM (CDGwz)

566 551 546 They would never make " Midnight Cowboy" today...
Posted by: kraken at November 28, 2018 01:31 PM (DpEis)

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They'd never cast a white kid as Simba in The Lion King today.
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No way Silence of the Lambs would be remade, either.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 28, 2018 01:34 PM (2LelM)

567 Posted by: JoeF. at November 28, 2018 01:28 PM (NFEMn)


He could have been inspired by them but the play is from the 60's, I believe so it's not about two gay guys.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 28, 2018 01:30 PM (AllCR)

Oscar Madison is one thing, but Felix Unger seems gay in every respect but the fact that he dates women.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 28, 2018 01:34 PM (NFEMn)

568 Every game also has it's own rules, but some games are better designed than others, and some designs result is a game that is no fun to play. It's no defense to say "but that's just how it's designed; those are the rules the designer settled on."

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 28, 2018 01:34 PM (NY0r1)

569 Maybe they can do a spinoff of the two failed reboots and have Murphy Brown and Darlene Conner get married and live miserably ever after in a dysfunctional lesbian relationship.
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One, or both, would have to gain about 300 lbs. Also, one, or both, would have to become alcoholic and beat their spouse.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 28, 2018 01:35 PM (vg8iE)

570 533 520 Bone Tomahawk wasn't depicting Indians. Those guys were more like the throwbacks from Eaters of the Dead. On Celblock 99, it's not that everything has to be pinpoint accurate, but some semblance to reality is useful in a film that isn't sci-fi or fantasy because it helps the audience suspend disbelief. It' one thing to get technical details wrong that only someone with some expertise will notice, it's another altogether to simply write without regard to how the world works.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 28, 2018 01:27 PM (NY0r1)

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Each movie is it's own universe and establishes its own rules.

The important thing is that Bradley (not Brad) is making conscious choices to go further into Hell to save his wife, not the mechanics of how he gets there.

It's his choices to attack guards to get sent to a tougher prison. It's his choices to attack fellow prisoners to go to cell block 99.

It's the fact that he does exert such great control over himself when presented with awful conditions and can chose when to let his aggression loose.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 28, 2018 01:29 PM (XSSCs)

Yup. It's more of a character study masquerading as a brutal action flick.

The prison settings are almost more allegorical than literal settings.

Mind you, I know only a little about prisons or prison life, but I bought into the fictional settings in the movie.

I vividly remember the moment in the movie when I realized Vince Vaughn's character was NOT getting out of there. And from then on, I was all in on rooting for him to inflict his revenge to protect his family.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 01:35 PM (bcbK8)

571 I Shot an Elephant in my Pajamas, how he got there, I have no Idea

Posted by: Not Mehgan McCain's fake Tits at November 28, 2018 01:35 PM (BqBId)

572 Felix Unger seems gay in every respect but the fact that he dates women.
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Meh. I was married with children.

Posted by: Anthony Perkins at November 28, 2018 01:35 PM (vg8iE)

573
Well, they could certainly remake the Odd Couple as gay, but there wasn't any suggestion in the original series they were gay, nor in the play by Neil Simon. After all, they go on a date with the Pigeon sisters.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 28, 2018 01:25 PM (AllCR)


Back in the day they use to call two unmarried men sharing an apartment confirmed bachelors

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 28, 2018 01:37 PM (TAmPV)

574 527 - There's a reading comprehension failure here. Note how I specifically excluded sci-fi and fantasy (genres where non-realism is baked into the cake).

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 28, 2018 01:37 PM (NY0r1)

575
One, or both, would have to gain about 300 lbs. Also, one, or both, would have to become alcoholic and beat their spouse.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 28, 2018 01:35 PM (vg8iE)


They could adopt six Honduran children and do a perverted Brady Bunch reboot.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 28, 2018 01:39 PM (TAmPV)

576 87 So when are we talking about me again, the rising star of the Democratic party?
Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at November 28, 2018 12:35 PM (sf1AO)

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No, *I'M* the rising start of the Democrat Party!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Robert O'Rourke at November 28, 2018 02:09 PM (uqt0L)

577 > Today I woke up to my cold house and thought it might be a good idea to invest in a pair of sweatpants. I've actually never owned or worn a pair.

Sweatpants are awesome. Be forewarned, though, you'll soon be making excuses to wear them everywhere. It starts out with wearing them to go to the mailbox or to get the newspaper, and before you know it you're trying to come up with some justification for wearing them to a formal wedding or a funeral.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 28, 2018 02:21 PM (NSauZ)

578 >> 576 87 So when are we talking about me again, the rising star of the Democratic party?
>> Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at November 28, 2018 12:35 PM (sf1AO)

> No, *I'M* the rising start of the Democrat Party!!!!!!!!!

> Posted by: Robert O'Rourke


There can be only one.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at November 28, 2018 02:24 PM (NSauZ)

579 If we had voted as we should have instead of voting our best interests, this guy would have been Hillary's Sec of Defense.

Posted by: Anchovy at November 28, 2018 02:27 PM (B3kya)

580 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhaT7F7lMEY

Posted by: the lego movie 2 is coming out soon btw at November 28, 2018 05:55 PM (whMsz)

581 I thought he was visiting Obama?

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at November 28, 2018 10:05 PM (Pr11x)

582 Pie Jesu Domine, *whack*

dona eis *whack* requiem

*whack*


Dona eis requiem *whack* sempiternam.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 28, 2018 10:16 PM (LL1Be)

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