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"I love to hear the MSM whine about Trump calling them 'the enemy of the people.' Because he's using commie phraseology they probably understand all too well. And they're mad because they think only they have the right to determine who are the enemies of the people. Besides, if the media intentionally hides news from us that makes us less safe, constantly misleads us, reports half-truths, fabricates news, spins stories to keep false narratives alive to damage certain people's credibility, flat out lies to us, and even doxes normal Americans who publicly complain about it, how are they not enemies of the people?"




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AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List

I heartily urge you morons to scan through the list. I did, and I marvel that, even with the various injury and rehab attempts my body has sustained, compared to what some of the you Morons have to endure, my own life is a float trip on flowery beds of ease.

For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact FenelonSpoke, who is managing the prayer list. You can contact her at

fenelon direction 18 circle 'a' gmail dot com

(All one word, no spaces)

If you see a prayer request posted in a thread comment, feel free to copy and paste it and e-mail it to her.


Answered prayer:

Pooky’s girl reports that Pooky got permanent job, pay raise and bonus. Two months after last medication adjustment feeling like old self again, he would like to thank the Horde for their prayers.


Prayers for the sick:

10/23-Calm Mentor is going through a very difficult time right now. He needs a He has a new GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/help-with-time-to-find-employment

10/23-Weak Geek, wife of one of his cousins is dying of cancer. Outlook is grim. Prayers for comfort and strength for her and him and their family.

10/23-Josephistan is asking for prayers for his mother who is having bladder issues and is quite worried.

10/31-Dr Magnolia’s friend Steve has a rare kind of blood cancer with a bad prognosis. Please pray for healing.

10/31-Tim’s brother was hit by a car and is partially paralyzed and needs healing.

10/31-mpfs’ MS has progressed. Please keep her in prayer for healing and strengthening.

11/3-OldBlue got tube taken out of his neck. Biopsy report from slice on jawbone and tongue were benign. Thanks be to God. Has to get stitches out of his neck. He and Linda are feeling optimistic. Can go back to bowling in a week, but there will be several months before he is healed. He is grateful for all the prayers and support from the horde.

11/4-Old dog in Mo, cyst on wife’s pancreas was benign but needs healing in other ways.

11/4-Rita V, friend of Red, in need of healing.

11/10-prayers for people affected by disastrous camp fire in CA

11/12-Fox2! reports that his brother is still having issues, including low hemoglobin and cognitive problems, which appear to be caused by some of the meds he is taking. Trying to find an apartment near the brother he is staying with now, for once he gets cleared to live on his own again.

11/12-Patrick in Ohio needs some prayers for my Sister In Law she was moved into Hospice

11/12-qdsteve has a nephew who entered the army and asked for prayers for him

11/14-Continued prayers for Laughing in Texas' wife who has completed one set of cancer treatments and will begin another, Prayers for complete healing.

11/14 Prayers for RickL tumor has grown and has second one in lung. Prayers for complete healing.

11/14 Votermom concerned about layoffs in husband’s company. Also a number of other horde folks need jobs including Kallisto and Beverly.

11/16-Didn’t get name of poster (sorry!) but he asked for prayers of healing for Antonia, a three year old girl in Baton Rouge hospital. Has a serious skin disease that can cause disfiguration and death.

11/17-Cheribebe asks for “extra prayer boost from horde.” Insurance dragging heels about new chemo treatment and bills are rolling in and finances are snug. Prayers for healing and that situations and insurance may be worked for her benefit.

11/25-Shibumi continued recovery after surgery and comfort after death of her beloved cat.

11/26-Jim Sunk New Dawn asks for prayers for healing for his mechanic, Jeff, who is facing arterial surgery or may lose his leg.

11/27-Nurse Ratched asked for prayers of healing for 18 year old son who has issues with depression and isn’t talking.

11/27-Prayers for Slapweasel, Parents have moved in with him. Dad has dementia. Mom had stroke. Mom’s dog died, Slap lost money on business he can no longer run and he needs a donor for a liver transplant.

11/27-Poster “theDave” is having a really hard time now. Disabled, lost job because of mental health concerns. Needs healing so he can get a job.


Prayers for Comfort after Death and Healing and strength for survivors:

11/7-Chilling the most, sister died. Keep family and friends in prayer for comfort and strength.

11/12-Tinfoilbaby’s nephew and uncle both died. Nephew died from massive coronary leaving wife and children. Uncle died within two months after getting cancer. Please pray for comfort and strength for TFB and other friends and family members of his uncle and nephew

11/24-AnonosaurusWrecks sister died after recently being diagnosed with cancer.

Prayer of comfort and strength for family and friends:

Farmer asked for prayers for his friend Sarah whose husband committed suicide

Please remember the Prayer of St. Francis:

http://www.prayerguide.org.uk/stfrancis.htm

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Comments

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1 Monkey first!

Posted by: Flyguy at November 28, 2018 11:21 AM (3sOO0)

2 Kate Capshow
Speilburg
Lucas
Harrison Ford

Indiana Jones II

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at November 28, 2018 11:22 AM (W+vEI)

3 BACON!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at November 28, 2018 11:22 AM (F4u7C)

4 Hello.

Posted by: human at November 28, 2018 11:22 AM (0CeRG)

5 Didn't get the chick's name, but knew the rest.

Posted by: Sponge at November 28, 2018 11:22 AM (F4u7C)

6 Oh crap!


*removes sock*

Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2018 11:22 AM (W+vEI)

7 I have made the call, for the first time ever.

Posted by: Sponge at November 28, 2018 11:23 AM (F4u7C)

8 Kate Capshaw, Speilberg, Lucas and Harrison Ford.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 28, 2018 11:23 AM (fqUgw)

9 Damn content!

Seventh.

Posted by: VA MKZ at November 28, 2018 11:23 AM (YIsx4)

10 The prayer list makes me sad.

Posted by: Sponge at November 28, 2018 11:23 AM (F4u7C)

11 Olivia Newton John, Pete Townsend, Harrison Ford and a player to be named later.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 28, 2018 11:23 AM (ty7RM)

12 Harrison Ford, George Lucas, Mila Jojovicch?.....and some guy.

Posted by: BignJames at November 28, 2018 11:23 AM (cxHbL)

13 Kate Capeshaw, Steven Spielberg, Harrison Ford and George Lucas.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 28, 2018 11:24 AM (l9m7l)

14 damn, barely made top 20

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 28, 2018 11:24 AM (8D42x)

15 Every time I want to complain about something in my life, I realize how many other people have real problems that far outweigh mine.

Posted by: josephistan at November 28, 2018 11:25 AM (7HtZB)

16 The two on the left are Kate Capshaw and her meal ticket.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 28, 2018 11:25 AM (fqUgw)

17 top 20?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2018 11:25 AM (d7Ww2)

18 Whoa... top what, fifty?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 11:25 AM (6qErC)

19 An girl, Stephen Spielberg, George Lucas, Harrison Ford.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 28, 2018 11:25 AM (fuK7c)

20 Raiders of the Lost Youth.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 28, 2018 11:25 AM (9chmE)

21 Capshaw, her husband, Lucas and Ford

Posted by: Huck Follywood, boom! at November 28, 2018 11:25 AM (LISuA)

22 Be the First To Identify All Four:

Donner Party?

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 28, 2018 11:26 AM (e7O7B)

23 Making movies is obviously hard work.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 28, 2018 11:26 AM (2LelM)

24 The prayer list makes me sad.


Posted by: Sponge at November 28, 2018 11:23 AM (F4u7C)

But prayers are answered! Two years of limbo for us is finally over and we can actually plan for the future.

Posted by: pookysgirl at November 28, 2018 11:26 AM (XKZwp)

25 Every time I want to complain about something in my life, I realize how many other people have real problems that far outweigh mine.
Posted by: josephistan at November 28, 2018 11:25 AM (7HtZB)


There's ALWAYS someone worse off than you at any given point, right up to the point of your death. Then everything is all better, depending on your life choices, tho.

Posted by: Sponge at November 28, 2018 11:26 AM (F4u7C)

26
I don't know those people.

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon Rides a Pale Horse at November 28, 2018 11:26 AM (hrcfq)

27 Alternate title: Hollywood... No Country For Old Men.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 28, 2018 11:26 AM (9chmE)

28 No, not John, Paul, George, and Ringo.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 28, 2018 11:27 AM (R3NSJ)

29 Worked with a black mason who swore by bacon grease as a jerk lubricant.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 28, 2018 11:27 AM (2LelM)

30 John, Paul, George and Ringo.

Posted by: VA MKZ at November 28, 2018 11:27 AM (YIsx4)

31 >>But prayers are answered! Two years of limbo for us is finally over and we can actually plan for the future.


Such great news about your hubby, pookysgirl!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2018 11:27 AM (W+vEI)

32 Capshaw inly got the part because she was married to Speilsberg.It is atoss up who is more annoying between her and Short Round.

Posted by: steevy at November 28, 2018 11:27 AM (BXMxN)

33 No, not John, Paul, George, and Ringo."

Well duh - Paul is dead. Or a walrus. I forget which...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 11:27 AM (6qErC)

34 Yay, Gorilla Pundit!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 28, 2018 11:28 AM (kqsXK)

35 Willowed

485
464

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 28, 2018 11:14 AM (mpXpK)





DOJ guidelines are all about indictments though.





About enforcing the law.





A report will be a political document, not a Legal one.





AND, as the DOJ works for the President, NOT the Congress, I'm

trying to figure out under what Statutory or Constitutional power the

Congress can even ASK the DOJ for a 'report'.





Because this is not an oversight matter, its a Legal matter. I

could see the Supremes or a Court asking the DOJ for a report... but...



Posted by: Don Q at November 28, 2018 11:20 AM (NgKpN)


The
whole thing is a scam brought about by Obama holdovers and other
assorted assholes in the DOJ with the aid of the Communists in the
congress. The thing that sickens me is that Sessions allowed it to
happen by "recusing" himself and the Republicans in Congress allowed it
to go forward because the RNCe hates Trump.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 28, 2018 11:28 AM (mpXpK)

36 Joan Collins, her first husband, second husband, Harrison ford...

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 28, 2018 11:28 AM (8D42x)

37 LOL, and on the hard pill to swallow stuff.

the EU has 5 times the population of Russia, and 12 times the GDP.

Yet we need to protect the EU from Russia?

WTF?

Posted by: Don Q at November 28, 2018 11:28 AM (NgKpN)

38 OK, now for the really hard question. Name another Capshaw movie.

Posted by: pep at November 28, 2018 11:29 AM (TpAxy)

39 That ice cream actually looks tasty.

Posted by: Someguy at November 28, 2018 11:29 AM (t849v)

40
Kate Capshaw, Stephen Spielberg, George Lucas, Harrison Ford.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 28, 2018 11:29 AM (e7O7B)

41 Bacon, Bacon, Bacon and Bacon.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 28, 2018 11:29 AM (aKsyK)

42 34+ comments already?

Geez, no #1 or even top 10 for me.

* trudges off to read the content *

Posted by: mindful webworker doing the petulant flounce at November 28, 2018 11:30 AM (aowex)

43 OK, now for the really hard question. Name another Capshaw movie.

Posted by: pep at November 28, 2018 11:29 AM (TpAxy)


After that, name another multi-platinum selling band Linda Eastman was a member of.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 28, 2018 11:30 AM (9chmE)

44 An extremely handsome Harrison Ford (hint, OregonMuse), George Lucas, and two other people. I feel like I probably know them, but I don't want to think too hard.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 28, 2018 11:30 AM (aWPFM)

45 Should reporters be imprisoned for slander?

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at November 28, 2018 11:30 AM (uhl/P)

46 Is it Four Idiots who think you could survive jumping out of a plane in an inflatable raft without leaving a corpse like a broken water balloon?

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at November 28, 2018 11:30 AM (jp0Bv)

47 The Four Amigos?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2018 11:30 AM (sc/gu)

48 >>There's ALWAYS someone worse off than you at any given point, right up to the point of your death. Then everything is all better, depending on your life choices, tho. Posted by: Sponge at November 28, 2018 11:26 AM (F4u7C)

It's like the sage advice: "Whatever you do, marry a Texas woman, because no matter how bad things get, she's seen worse."

Posted by: Zod at November 28, 2018 11:31 AM (Bdeb0)

49 the EU has 5 times the population of Russia, and 12 times the GDP.

Yet we need to protect the EU from Russia?


The Russians are tougher than they look.

Posted by: FeldMarschall Friedrich von Paulus at November 28, 2018 11:31 AM (TpAxy)

50 Ben and Je-REEEEEEEEE's

Posted by: Hikaru at November 28, 2018 11:31 AM (lO6Ut)

51
"I love to hear the MSM whine " about Trump calling them 'the enemy of the people.'

FIFY

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 28, 2018 11:31 AM (so+oy)

52 But prayers are answered! Two years of limbo for us is finally over and we can actually plan for the future.
Posted by: pookysgirl at November 28, 2018 11:26 AM (XKZwp)


True story....

My brother works for a consulting company and the contract he was on ended, giving him 3 months to find a placement. The company wasn't helping much and he was struggling to find anything. He had several irons out, but coming up dry.

A few days before he lost his employment completely, my wife's cat disappeared at night. He never came home as he always did. She prays every night and prayed to get him back. She was coming home for lunch a couple days later and made a deal with God. She asked him that if her cat wasn't home when she got there, she's fine, but would appreciate my brother getting a job. The cat wasn't there.

My brother got a job offer the last day, with 2 hours left in his work day.....

Posted by: Sponge at November 28, 2018 11:31 AM (F4u7C)

53 You sure those 4 are not the dead Doolan-Dalton gang?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at November 28, 2018 11:31 AM (3sjI6)

54 >>OK, now for the really hard question. Name another Capshaw movie.


"The Love Letter"
Filmed in lovely Rockport, MA.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2018 11:31 AM (W+vEI)

55 Ah, I knew that guy looked familiar. A young Speilberg. Still don't know who Capshaw is and can't be bothered to find out right now.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 28, 2018 11:31 AM (aWPFM)

56 Gorilla Pundit!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 11:32 AM (bcbK8)

57 46 Is it Four Idiots who think you could survive jumping out of a plane in an inflatable raft without leaving a corpse like a broken water balloon?



Ah, but they landed on a snow covered slope. It's conceivable, but just barely.

Posted by: pep at November 28, 2018 11:32 AM (TpAxy)

58 37 LOL, and on the hard pill to swallow stuff.

the EU has 5 times the population of Russia, and 12 times the GDP.

Yet we need to protect the EU from Russia?

WTF?
'

Yeah, but Russia has 50 times the Gonads of the EU. Big difference.

Posted by: Pete Seria at November 28, 2018 11:32 AM (7ZQe3)

59 That ice cream actually looks tasty.
Posted by: Someguy at November 28, 2018 11:29 AM (t849v)


Now I want a pint of orange-vanilla swirl.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 28, 2018 11:33 AM (wCmLp)

60 And props to Harrison Bergeron

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 11:33 AM (bcbK8)

61 the EU has 5 times the population of Russia, and 12 times the GDP.

Yet we need to protect the EU from Russia?

The Russians are tougher than they look.
Posted by: FeldMarschall Friedrich von Paulus

..................

And nukes.. don't forget about the nukes..

Russia has 7000 nukes.. all of EU combined have 300.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 28, 2018 11:33 AM (so+oy)

62 After that, name another multi-platinum selling band Linda Eastman was a member of.

Also, what do you call a dog with wings?

Posted by: VA MKZ at November 28, 2018 11:33 AM (YIsx4)

63 Russia has 50 times the Gonads of the EU."

50 times 0 is...

Ok, no maths.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 11:33 AM (6qErC)

64 That ice cream actually looks tasty.
Posted by: Someguy at November 28, 2018 11:29 AM (t849v)


Everything by Ben and Jerry's has the twinge of hate and communism, so I never go there.

Posted by: Sponge at November 28, 2018 11:33 AM (F4u7C)

65 37>>>

None of them have the balls to do a damn thing when Pooty-Poot swaggers on in, rapes them, kills them, and then takes their money and resources, and then laughs in the faces of those he allows to survive.

I hate the dude, but he's Alpha Gangster Supreme, and they all cower at his feet.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 28, 2018 11:33 AM (lO6Ut)

66 OM, are you watching the chess championship? Has the Brooklyn kid won yet?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa at November 28, 2018 11:33 AM (LISuA)

67 Should reporters be imprisoned for slander?

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at November 28, 2018 11:30 AM (uhl/P)

Of course not....they should be pushed from a helicopter.

Posted by: BignJames at November 28, 2018 11:34 AM (cxHbL)

68 oops.. EU nukes = ~500 - France and UK combined

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 28, 2018 11:34 AM (so+oy)

69 Mia Farrow, Lawrence Kasdan, George Lucas, Harrison Ford.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 28, 2018 11:34 AM (/qEW2)

70 >>An extremely handsome Harrison Ford (hint, OregonMuse)



No kidding - yowza, he looks fine in that photo!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2018 11:34 AM (W+vEI)

71 It's like the sage advice: "Whatever you do, marry a Texas woman, because no matter how bad things get, she's seen worse."
Posted by: Zod at November 28, 2018 11:31 AM (Bdeb0)

You left out the alternate aphorism, "No matter how bad things get, a Texas woman can make it worse."

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at November 28, 2018 11:34 AM (3sjI6)

72 Only knew the last two. Kate Capshaw sure was a ray of sunshine in the snapshot. Everyone else looks tuckered out.

Posted by: t-bird at November 28, 2018 11:34 AM (C78No)

73
Capshaw, Spielberg, Lucas, Ford.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 28, 2018 11:34 AM (/9p9e)

74 55 Ah, I knew that guy looked familiar. A young Speilberg. Still don't know who Capshaw is and can't be bothered to find out right now.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 28, 2018 11:31 AM (aWPFM)

She's mostly Mrs. Spielberg for the past 25 years or so.
She was an actress once.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 11:34 AM (bcbK8)

75
Searching for images of a young capshaw, I see she had big hair from the big hair days.

Time has not been kind.

I did not check Rule 34.

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon Rides a Pale Horse at November 28, 2018 11:34 AM (hrcfq)

76 Yeah, but Russia has 50 times the Gonads of the EU. Big difference.
Posted by: Pete Seria



EU = honey

Russia = Honey Badger

Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2018 11:34 AM (pREVk)

77 Kate Capshaw, Speilberg, Lucas and Harrison Ford.

Posted by: Amy Schumer, Chuck's fat niece at November 28, 2018 11:34 AM (vcOmj)

78 Everything by Ben and Jerry's has the twinge of hate and communism...

and Unilever.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 11:34 AM (6qErC)

79 I've never been to Ben Jerry's so I wouldn't know, but I'm a sucker for orange colored sweets.

Posted by: Someguy at November 28, 2018 11:35 AM (t849v)

80 Stevie Nick's, Lindsey Buckingham, Mick Fleetwood, Christine McVie

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 28, 2018 11:35 AM (qakHo)

81 57 46 Is it Four Idiots who think you could survive jumping out of a plane in an inflatable raft without leaving a corpse like a broken water balloon?



Ah, but they landed on a snow covered slope. It's conceivable, but just barely.
Posted by: pep at November 28, 2018 11:32 AM (TpAxy)

They tested it on Mythbusters, and it was plausible

Posted by: josephistan at November 28, 2018 11:35 AM (7HtZB)

82 76 Yeah, but Russia has 50 times the Gonads of the EU. Big difference.
Posted by: Pete Seria



EU = honey

Russia = Honey Badger
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2018 11:34 AM (pREVk)

Washington = Honey Boo Boo.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 28, 2018 11:35 AM (/9p9e)

83 Ted and Carol and Bob and Alice?

Somethin' like that.


Posted by: Avenger at November 28, 2018 11:35 AM (X3php)

84 Should reporters be imprisoned for slander?

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at November 28, 2018 11:30 AM (uhl/P)

Of course not....they should be pushed from a helicopter.


I think you mean they should be "set free" from a helicopter.

Posted by: t-bird at November 28, 2018 11:35 AM (C78No)

85 How many operating fighters does Germany have again? I think we last settled on something like 8 or 9. Russia could kick their ass and be home in time for breakfast vodka shooters.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa at November 28, 2018 11:35 AM (LISuA)

86 oops.. EU nukes = ~500 - France and UK combined
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 28, 2018 11:34 AM (so+oy)

Oops. Soon to be European Turdistan nukes = ~500.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at November 28, 2018 11:35 AM (3sjI6)

87 She was an actress once."

Aren't they all?

/HarvW

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 11:35 AM (6qErC)

88 Should reporters be imprisoned for slander?

They should be imprisoned for existing.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 28, 2018 11:36 AM (kqsXK)

89 Lucas, Spielberg, Ford and some dumb broad

Posted by: runner at November 28, 2018 11:36 AM (bUjCl)

90 OK, now for the really hard question. Name another Capshaw movie.




---------------------------
"The Love Letter"

Filmed in lovely Rockport, MA.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2018 11:31 AM (W+vEI)


I recall when Tom Hanks' wife started showing up in movies. People seemed to be able to tolerate that. She's not annoying, and she's reasonably attractive (or she was).


The thing is though, what Hollywood stars don't want any of us to say out loud is... yeah, anybody can be a movie star. It doesn't take any special talent, and not necessarily all that extraordinary good looks.


You just have to be able to behave like a human in front of a camera.


One of my takeaways for life is... the more nepotism a profession has in it, the less it's about talent and skill.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 28, 2018 11:36 AM (9chmE)

91 John, Paul, George, and Harrison Ford.

Posted by: bluebell at November 28, 2018 11:36 AM (U5tDi)

92 Peter, Paul, Mary, Jospeh

Posted by: runner at November 28, 2018 11:36 AM (bUjCl)

93 Will Mueller's report state that the dossier that started the entire enterprise was total BS?

Posted by: Avenger at November 28, 2018 11:37 AM (X3php)

94 My brother got a job offer the last day, with 2 hours left in his work day.....


Posted by: Sponge at November 28, 2018 11:31 AM (F4u7C)

I hate how much HR departments drag their feet. Pooky's boss had to basically bypass them to get him a job after they'd stalled for over a year.

Posted by: pookysgirl at November 28, 2018 11:37 AM (XKZwp)

95 Everything by Ben and Jerry's has the twinge of hate and communism...

and Unilever.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 11:34 AM (6qErC)

And homosexuality!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at November 28, 2018 11:37 AM (3sjI6)

96 The Mueller report like Huber, is a Macguffin filled with bags of dicks.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 28, 2018 11:37 AM (ZAtaR)

97 Customs Agents Calm Caravaners By Handing Out Participation Trophies

Posted by: SMOD at November 28, 2018 11:37 AM (SCm62)

98 "The Love Letter"
Filmed in lovely Rockport, MA.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2018 11:31 AM


Ever see 'Message in a Bottle'? They're allegedly in the Outer Banks and a boat passes through a naturally rocky inlet.

Now they did do some filming in Maine, it's true. And South Carolina. But when they tried to pass off the Maine footage as Outer Banks I started picking up something to toss at the tv.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 28, 2018 11:37 AM (e7O7B)

99 Will Mueller's report state that the dossier that started the entire enterprise was total BS?
Posted by: Avenger at November 28, 2018 11:37 AM (X3php)


LOL!!!!

It will say NOTHING and LIKE IT!!

Posted by: Sponge at November 28, 2018 11:37 AM (F4u7C)

100 OK, now for the really hard question. Name another Capshaw movie.

------

She was in that dumb quilt movie.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 28, 2018 11:37 AM (5aX2M)

101 SpaceCamp was Capshaw's only other notable film to my recollection.

Posted by: grognard at November 28, 2018 11:37 AM (/29Nl)

102 Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Al Sharpton.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 28, 2018 11:37 AM (lO6Ut)

103 >>Time has not been kind.

I did not check Rule 34.





She's gotten...kooky.
https://www.gofugyourself.com/1089491-12-2015

One can do that when married to a yuge Hollywood director.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2018 11:38 AM (W+vEI)

104 Ann Margaret, Jack Nicholson, Art Garfunkel, and Murphy Brown.

Posted by: BignJames at November 28, 2018 11:38 AM (cxHbL)

105 Puppy vid - great stuff. Cute how big dog is all aloof about the wild puppy, until the puppy pauses, and then big dog says, c'mon, kid, keep it up. True play.

Posted by: mindful webworker found the content at November 28, 2018 11:38 AM (aowex)

106 I hate how much HR departments drag their feet. Pooky's boss had to basically bypass them to get him a job after they'd stalled for over a year.
Posted by: pookysgirl at November 28, 2018 11:37 AM (XKZwp)


He ended up really doing all the work on his own. They had over 40,000 jobs posted and he only was called for 2 interviews the final week for crap that he was so over qualified for, it would've been a waste.

Posted by: Sponge at November 28, 2018 11:39 AM (F4u7C)

107
Has to be on the set of "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom"

One of the greatest opening sequences of all time!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 28, 2018 11:39 AM (so+oy)

108 After that, name another multi-platinum selling band Linda Eastman was a member of.


---------------------
Also, what do you call a dog with wings?

Posted by: VA MKZ at November 28, 2018 11:33 AM (YIsx4)


Correction, a dead dog...

What I want to know is, if Linda McCartney were to drop dead while she's playing the keyboards, fall face first on the keys, would anyone be able to tell the difference?

Posted by: BurtTC at November 28, 2018 11:39 AM (9chmE)

109 Stevie Nick's, Lindsey Buckingham, Mick Fleetwood, Christine McVie"

Nah, that's just rumors...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 11:39 AM (6qErC)

110 Yeah, I've always wondered on what planet Denmark or Sweden were considered socialist countries.

They are capitalist countries with a large social safety net - which was accepted, because Sven would only go on welfare if he really was too crippled to work.

Now that Omar has shown up, and is demanding all the social benefits as a matter of right, the system is starting to fray at the seams.

Posted by: The Arc of History at November 28, 2018 11:39 AM (TEv5V)

111 Chess is coming to an end. Carlsen won the first rapid game of the tie-break, and had been expected.

Posted by: t-bird at November 28, 2018 11:39 AM (C78No)

112 Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at November 28, 2018 11:22 AM

Heather Radish used to sock that nic.

That you, HR?

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 28, 2018 11:39 AM (e7O7B)

113 Yeesh. Has anyone seen the video of the guy going hang gliding for the first time (in Switzerland)? The instructor forgot to strap the poor guy on and he literally hangs on for I don't know how long, until the glider is low enough for him to drop to the ground (he broke his wrist).

I've watched the vid a couple of times and get the heebie-jeebies so bad. And the guy says he wants to try hang gliding again.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2018 11:39 AM (ptqGC)

114 >>SpaceCamp was Capshaw's only other notable film to my recollection.



Oh! Just remembered: "Dreamscape" (?) with Dennis Quaid...

Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2018 11:39 AM (W+vEI)

115 Manny, Moe, Jack and some chick.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2018 11:40 AM (YEpQs)

116 107
Has to be on the set of "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom"

One of the greatest opening sequences of all time!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 28, 2018 11:39 AM (so+oy)

Agreed.

Love the opening, kinda meh on most of the rest of the film.

Might need to re-watch it someday.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 11:40 AM (bcbK8)

117 "The Love Letter"
Filmed in lovely Rockport, MA.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2018 11:31 AM


There's a diner in downtown Rockport, "The Red Skiff," which has framed newspaper stories about the shooting of the movie. Supposedly Selleck and Capshaw would eat there every now and again.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 28, 2018 11:40 AM (kqsXK)

118 John Paul George and Yoko.

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 28, 2018 11:40 AM (88+cf)

119 >>SpaceCamp was Capshaw's only other notable film to my recollection.

Black Rain

Posted by: SMOD at November 28, 2018 11:40 AM (SCm62)

120 So I was complaining about how brain damaging The View is on the other thread.

But it wasn't as bad as the woman Rachel Ray, who was on earlier, celebrated for doing something different and awesome - celebrating herself!!!!!!! Because it's not like these days women are constantly feeling empowered by doing mundane or insane crap that just feeds their narcissism.

So what did this awesome lady do? I wasn't listening closely, but apparently someone at a wedding commented about her singleness. So she traveled everywhere taking empowering photos with her un-beringed left hand in the foreground. Seriously.

I am a few weeks away from 40 29 and still single. While I hope to get married before my womb gives up the ghost completely, I have always been happy with my life. I do enjoy being single. But I'm comfortable with it, so I don't feel the need to go around proving anything to... who??

Women are being socialized to be empty-headed griping narcissists. This is why a lot of them feel OK accusing an innocent guy of sex crimes/sexthought crimes just because they are upset/don't like the guy/just feel like it.

Burn feminism with fire, and then nuke it from orbit.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 28, 2018 11:40 AM (aWPFM)

121 Really, it is time to dissolve NATO as it presently exists.

Why do we do this?

Trump was arguing with Macron about an "EU Army". I say, go for it.

Bring our hardware and service men back home. We don't need to protect the world from itself, especially Europe.

They don't want us, they don't need us, and it is costing way too much. Let them make friends with Ivan Putin and The Chinese All Star PLA. I've been to Europe a couple of times, and I really don't need to go back.

It's all theirs. Good night, let's save ourselves some money.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at November 28, 2018 11:40 AM (vcOmj)

122 Ever see 'Message in a Bottle'? They're allegedly in the Outer Banks and a boat passes through a naturally rocky inlet.

Now they did do some filming in Maine, it's true. And South Carolina. But when they tried to pass off the Maine footage as Outer Banks I started picking up something to toss at the tv.



I might have seen that. There was a time when I would sit through chick flicks as the price for getting laid. Or maybe it was the Notebook.

There's a guy who's from Chicago but he keeps wooing a girl on the Outer Banks. Only the harbors have rocks and the boats are all Novi hulled. It bothered me enough to look it up, it was filmed a little in Maine and mostly in Nova Scotia.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 28, 2018 11:41 AM (fuK7c)

123 Moe, Larry, Curly and Curly Joe.

Posted by: Sponge at November 28, 2018 11:41 AM (F4u7C)

124 >>That you, HR?


It was me, leftover from a comment in the prior thread.
I miss HR's snarky comments! Hope she's doing well in Germany...

Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2018 11:41 AM (W+vEI)

125
OK, now for the really hard question. Name another Capshaw movie.

Posted by: pep at November 28, 2018 11:29 AM (TpAxy)








Uhhhh, there's the one where she's really annoying and Ellen DeGeneric keys her Volvo.....

And there's the other one where she's really annoying with psychic Government assassins....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 28, 2018 11:41 AM (veoSD)

126 They are capitalist countries with a large social safety net - which was accepted, because Sven would only go on welfare if he really was too crippled to work. "

*points out that being incredibly mono cultured didn't hurt, either*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 11:41 AM (6qErC)

127 Capshaw inly got the part because she was married to Speilsberg.It is atoss up who is more annoying between her and Short Round.
Posted by: steevy at November 28, 2018 11:27 AM (BXMxN)

Yes, and thank goodness she's married to him. She'll never have to act again. And America breathes a collective sigh of relief.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at November 28, 2018 11:41 AM (MX7xj)

128 Groucho, Harpo, Chico and Mrs. Teasdale.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2018 11:41 AM (YEpQs)

129 24 The prayer list makes me sad.


Posted by: Sponge at November 28, 2018 11:23 AM (F4u7C)

But prayers are answered! Two years of limbo for us is finally over and we can actually plan for the future.
Posted by: pookysgirl at November 28, 2018 11:26 AM (XKZwp)

Congrats!!!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 11:42 AM (bcbK8)

130 I know Harrison Ford is very popular and has been for a long time, but he has always struck me as a boring, smug stiff. Perhaps even a dullard. He looks bored in that photo.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 28, 2018 11:42 AM (xPJvm)

131 I wish we had video of that woman dragging children around in front of the border. I bet she didn't run more than 30 feet before getting back on her phone.

Posted by: Avenger at November 28, 2018 11:42 AM (X3php)

132 Hang gliding lesson from hell:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6F2Yt1MTDw

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2018 11:42 AM (ptqGC)

133 PSA for PSA:

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Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2018 11:42 AM (pREVk)

134 John Paul George and Yoko.
Posted by: Roland THTG at November 28, 2018 11:40 AM (88+cf)


CAN'T be. If that were the case, she'd be 3 holes full.

Posted by: Sponge at November 28, 2018 11:42 AM (F4u7C)

135 The actors who will portray Lisa Page, Peter Strzok, Rod Rosenstein, and James Comey in the upcoming movie "Orange is the New Bad"?

Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 28, 2018 11:42 AM (bULMi)

136 66 OM, are you watching the chess championship? Has the Brooklyn kid won yet?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa at November 28, 2018 11:33 AM (LISuA)


I think they're now in the "Dance-Off" tie-breaker.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 28, 2018 11:42 AM (R3NSJ)

137 81 57 46 Is it Four Idiots who think you could survive jumping out of a plane in an inflatable raft without leaving a corpse like a broken water balloon?

Ah, but they landed on a snow covered slope. It's conceivable, but just barely.
Posted by: pep at November 28, 2018 11:32 AM (TpAxy)

They tested it on Mythbusters, and it was plausible
Posted by: josephistan



All you needed to know was that there are a number of folks who have fallen from planes, achieved terminal velocity, and lived. Most fell onto something that cushioned their fall. In one case, the man fell onto a snow-covered slope and lived. This ignores the slowing effect of the raft's wind resistance.

Posted by: pep at November 28, 2018 11:43 AM (TpAxy)

138 Every day I work for a French-based company, as I have lol these last 10+years, I care less and less about Putin rolling tanks through Europe.

Fvck 'em.

Posted by: DocJ at November 28, 2018 11:43 AM (Vfj9+)

139 Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice

Posted by: Scott-High Plains Deplorable at November 28, 2018 11:43 AM (kRRlZ)

140 Yet we need to protect the EU from Russia?

The average age of soldiers in the Belgian army is 44 years old - being in the army is just another lifetime government job.

I'm sure they would do real well against a Russian spetnaz unit.

Posted by: The Arc of History at November 28, 2018 11:43 AM (TEv5V)

141 Is that puppy "adopted"? It doesn't seem to be the same breed.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 28, 2018 11:43 AM (/qEW2)

142 Thank you for the puppehs!

Posted by: Rosasharn at November 28, 2018 11:43 AM (gC288)

143 101 SpaceCamp was Capshaw's only other notable film to my recollection.

space camp was notable?

Posted by: Anachronda at November 28, 2018 11:44 AM (NmR1a)

144 Prayers for all.

Posted by: Mike at November 28, 2018 11:44 AM (ozGXj)

145 OregonMuse, in case you missed it, Harrison Ford is smoldering in that photo.

I hope this helps you locate pictures of attractive men for the 'ettes.

Thanks for your consideration.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 28, 2018 11:44 AM (aWPFM)

146 >>There's a diner in downtown Rockport, "The Red Skiff," which has framed newspaper stories about the shooting of the movie. Supposedly Selleck and Capshaw would eat there every now and again.


Oh, never been there! Tried to go to Top Dog last weekend and it was closed!

My hubby's friend is a cameraman and worked on "The Love Letter" --- it was his response to our question: "Have you ever worked on a movie and everyone already knows it will absolutely suck as it's being filmed?"

Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2018 11:44 AM (W+vEI)

147 When is the swimsuit round at the chess tourney?

Posted by: Avenger at November 28, 2018 11:45 AM (X3php)

148 140 Yet we need to protect the EU from Russia?

The average age of soldiers in the Belgian army is 44 years old - being in the army is just another lifetime government job.


remember a couple years back when a hijacked airliner flew unchallenged into switzerland because it was after 5 and the swiss air force had all gone home?

Posted by: Anachronda at November 28, 2018 11:45 AM (xGZ+b)

149 Hang gliding lesson from hell:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6F2Yt1MTDw


Was watching that on Fox last night. The guy is quite fortunate, especially while hanging off the side of the steering mechanism- which could really mess up your pilot.

Posted by: t-bird at November 28, 2018 11:45 AM (g0Lfb)

150 You sure those 4 are not the dead Doolan-Dalton gang?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male
-------

The McLean boys, and Alex Hare.

They hung the boys in January eighteen eighty three
First time in that province that they'd strung up brothers three

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2018 11:45 AM (++ggZ)

151 OregonMuse, in case you missed it, Harrison Ford is smoldering in that photo.

That's because he's sitting on George Lucas' cigarette.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2018 11:45 AM (YEpQs)

152 I liked that Temple of Doom movie. and I thought Cate Capshaw did an OK job playing a dizzy bimbo. But she didn't get the job because of Spielberg. They actually met on the set of that movie, but she has been married to him ever since. I'll give her credit for that.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 28, 2018 11:45 AM (mpXpK)

153 My hubby's friend is a cameraman and worked on "The Love Letter" --- it was his response to our question: "Have you ever worked on a movie and everyone already knows it will absolutely suck as it's being filmed?"
Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2018 11:44 AM (W+vEI)


Well, when most movies suck, I'm sure that's a common entity.

Posted by: Sponge at November 28, 2018 11:45 AM (F4u7C)

154 Every day I work for a French-based company, as I have lol these last 10+years, I care less and less about Putin rolling tanks through Europe.

Fvck 'em.
Posted by: DocJ


For years, I worked for a small company that was part of a much larger French corporation (Veolia) and yes, that about sums it up.

They deserve each other.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at November 28, 2018 11:46 AM (vcOmj)

155 Harrison Ford is a mixed cat.

Sometimes he can be unpretentious and down to earth, sometimes he can be a complete Hollywood prick. I've heard stories from people who have met both version of the man.

On the screen, he has played compentent and charming characters and boring slabs of wood. This is largely a question of how engaged he is in the work and how much the director pushes him. Acting is NOT a passion for him and he does not usually take it seriously.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 11:46 AM (bcbK8)

156 131 I wish we had video of that woman dragging children around in front of the border. I bet she didn't run more than 30 feet before getting back on her phone.

Posted by: Avenger at November 28, 2018 11:42 AM (X3php)

_____


Rush cracked me up yesterday when he said she didn't look like she had just walked a thousand miles, rather she looked more like Oprah at an all-you-can-eat buffet.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 28, 2018 11:46 AM (bkB+4)

157 Prayers up for the Horde. Pookysgirl, that is wonderful news-I hope all the requests have such wonderful outcomes!!

Chique D'Afrique, hugs and an AMEN!!!

Posted by: moki at November 28, 2018 11:47 AM (mFoNl)

158 Oh and still great handgun sales at J&G sales and Gunprodeals, if you don't own one already. Or if you want another one

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 11:47 AM (bcbK8)

159 20 Raiders of the Lost Youth.


Posted by: BurtTC at November 28, 2018 11:25 AM



I like that...I will use it today.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2018 11:47 AM (0tfLf)

160 , Harrison Ford is smoldering in that photo.
----

You should have seen him after he crashed his plane.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2018 11:47 AM (++ggZ)

161 Some crazy black bitch in Baltimore slapped and then smothered an 8-month old white baby girl because the baby was crying. Surveillance camera at the daycare center where black bitch worked showed her saying "I'm sick of this little bitch" before suffocating the baby to death, as the poor infant kicks under the blanket, struggling to survive.

At sentencing, black bitch begs for mercy, saying that she just snapped and it wasn't her fault, because she didn't have the training and support she needed.

Just how much training is needed for a sentient adult to know that the way to deal with a crying baby is NOT TO SUFFOCATE THE BABY TO DEATH?

Judge sentenced her to 70 years.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 28, 2018 11:47 AM (fqUgw)

162 The thing is though, what Hollywood stars don't want any of us to say out loud is... yeah, anybody can be a movie star. It doesn't take any special talent, and not necessarily all that extraordinary good looks.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 28, 2018 11:36 AM (9chmE)

I can tell you, as a female lady, that makeup is witchcraft-magic. A lot of actresses/entertainers are pretty ordinary looking in real life.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 28, 2018 11:48 AM (aWPFM)

163 You should have seen him after he crashed his plane.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2018 11:47 AM (++ggZ)


Excuse me?

Posted by: John Denver at November 28, 2018 11:48 AM (F4u7C)

164 >>I wish we had video of that woman dragging children around in front of the border. I bet she didn't run more than 30 feet before getting back on her phone.



Other photos of the woman --- note the change in the kids' wardrobes.

https://twitter.com/almostjingo/status/1067709737632915457

Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2018 11:48 AM (W+vEI)

165 John Paul George and Yoko.
Posted by: Roland THTG at November 28, 2018 11:40 AM (88+cf)

CAN'T be. If that were the case, she'd be 3 holes full.
Posted by: Sponge at November 28, 2018 11:42 AM (F4u7C)

Which holes do you refer to? I'm pretty sure Paul and George would rather have cut their dicks off than stuff them in the holes I THINK you are talking about.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at November 28, 2018 11:48 AM (3sjI6)

166 Women are being socialized to be empty-headed griping narcissists. This is why a lot of them feel OK accusing an innocent guy of sex crimes/sexthought crimes just because they are upset/don't like the guy/just feel like it.

Burn feminism with fire, and then nuke it from orbit.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 28, 2018 11:40 AM (aWPFM)

Wasn't Rachael Ray married at one point? I remember seeing her hubby show up on her semi cooking show occasionally. While she was making her mess-I-pes.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 28, 2018 11:48 AM (Jhv+N)

167 131 I wish we had video of that woman dragging children around in front of the border. I bet she didn't run more than 30 feet before getting back on her phone.
Posted by: Avenger at November 28, 2018 11:42 AM (X3php)

Best part? she supposedly had 3 other kids with her, one of which was a 3 year old boy...

But she left them?

Posted by: Don Q at November 28, 2018 11:48 AM (NgKpN)

168 Newsflash: Trump retweets pic of the usual suspects (Obama, Hillary, Mueller etc.) behind bars. Heads exploding on Lehhhhhft, 25th Amerndment, blah blah blah.

Posted by: Avenger at November 28, 2018 11:48 AM (X3php)

169 We attended a fundraiser dinner/auction last night, and bids were being taken on an AR-15 and Glock. I can't remember what the AR went for.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2018 11:48 AM (ptqGC)

170 Bring our hardware and service men back home. We don't need to protect the world from itself, especially Europe.
=====

Poland wants us; strategically would be good for us and, most importantly, they want us and will deal. Let Merkel and Macron imagine their Fifth Reich and take the practical and move to Poland.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 28, 2018 11:48 AM (MIKMs)

171 161 Judge sentenced her to 70 years.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 28, 2018 11:47 AM (fqUgw)

They must not have the death sentence there.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 28, 2018 11:49 AM (mpXpK)

172 Judge sentenced her to 70 years.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 28, 2018 11:47 AM (fqUgw)


There was a time when she would've been sentenced to suffocation by blanket.

Posted by: John Denver at November 28, 2018 11:49 AM (F4u7C)

173 Thanks to all of those who took the time to read the prayer list. I can not adequately describe how much it sucks to be on it.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 28, 2018 11:49 AM (ffYR/)

174 The average age of soldiers in the Belgian army is 44 years old - being in the army is just another lifetime government job.



That's not an Army, that's the Belgian affiliate of AARP.

Posted by: pep at November 28, 2018 11:49 AM (TpAxy)

175 Bob and Emily and Carol and Jerry.

Posted by: Chicago Newhart at November 28, 2018 11:49 AM (aKsyK)

176 We attended a fundraiser dinner/auction last night, and bids were being taken on an AR-15 and Glock. I can't remember what the AR went for.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2018 11:48 AM (ptqGC)


I got my Bushmaster for under $400.

Posted by: John Denver at November 28, 2018 11:49 AM (F4u7C)

177 You should have seen him after he crashed his plane.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2018 11:47 AM (++ggZ)



Excuse me?

Posted by: John Denver at November 28, 2018 11:48 AM (F4u7C)


He wasn't talking to you.

Posted by: Zombie John John at November 28, 2018 11:49 AM (9chmE)

178 Judge sentenced her to 70 years.

And another convert to "racism!" is born. She will forever blame the little baby.

Posted by: t-bird at November 28, 2018 11:49 AM (g0Lfb)

179 Wait.

Rachael Ray is single?


Hmmmm.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 28, 2018 11:49 AM (tVWQB)

180 DAMN I'm bad at the sock thing.

Posted by: Sponge at November 28, 2018 11:49 AM (F4u7C)

181 117
"The Love Letter"

Filmed in lovely Rockport, MA.



Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2018 11:31 AM



There's a diner in downtown Rockport, "The Red Skiff," which has
framed newspaper stories about the shooting of the movie. Supposedly
Selleck and Capshaw would eat there every now and again.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 28, 2018 11:40 AM (kqsXK)
What is wrong with people - Helmut's Strudel is always better. Hot strudel and coffee on a drizzly miserable normal Cape Ann day.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 28, 2018 11:50 AM (37IEG)

182 I might have seen that. There was a time when I would sit through chick flicks as the price for getting laid. Or maybe it was the Notebook.

There's a guy who's from Chicago but he keeps wooing a girl on the Outer Banks. Only the harbors have rocks and the boats are all Novi hulled. It bothered me enough to look it up, it was filmed a little in Maine and mostly in Nova Scotia.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 28, 2018 11:41 AM


From Wiki:

The fog-bound harbor near the end is New Harbor, Maine. None of the coastal scenes are the Outer Banks (the setting of the novel), which has neither rocks, bluffs, nor tall pines; nor does the Outer Banks have the roughly 10 foot tides indicated by the docks shown throughout the beginning of the film. Carolina tides average about 5 feet.

( I only rented it because I wanted to see the Outer Banks scenes. I've been from one end to the other, in and out of a bunch of their inlets, and was looking forward to that part. So I was a little pissed that they cheated so thoroughly.)

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 28, 2018 11:50 AM (e7O7B)

183 What is wrong with people - Helmut's Strudel is always better. Hot strudel and coffee on a drizzly miserable normal Cape Ann day.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 28, 2018 11:50 AM (37IEG)


You rang?

Oh......wait......

Posted by: Page Hamilton at November 28, 2018 11:51 AM (F4u7C)

184 Judge sentenced her to 70 years."

So she'll be out in what, 6 weeks?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 11:51 AM (6qErC)

185 Bring our hardware and service men back home. We don't need to protect the world from itself, especially Europe.

They don't want us, they don't need us, and it is costing way too much. Let them make friends with Ivan Putin and The Chinese All Star PLA. I've been to Europe a couple of times, and I really don't need to go back.

It's all theirs. Good night, let's save ourselves some money.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at November 28, 2018 11:40 AM (vcOmj)


I disagree. I think we need to re-occupy Europe. Take it over as a US territory. It could be easily executed.


Then throw out all the camel jocks.

Posted by: Sooner at November 28, 2018 11:51 AM (Fs5vw)

186 Other photos of the woman --- note the change in the kids' wardrobes.

https://twitter.com/almostjingo/status/1067709737632915457
Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2018 11:48 AM (W+vEI)

Kid in front doesn't look like he's one of the original ones. The other one is wearing the same shirt and diapers from before. I do glimpse what looks to be the wheels of a stroller in the background.

I don't know about Honduras and other Central American countries, but as someone from a developing country, disposable diapers are not a thing poor people use.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 28, 2018 11:51 AM (aWPFM)

187 The average age of soldiers in the Belgian army is 44 years old - being in the army is just another lifetime government job.

Like Belgium even needs an army.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2018 11:51 AM (YEpQs)

188 Randy Meisner, Bernie Leadon, Don Henley, and Glenn Frey. What do I win?

Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 28, 2018 11:51 AM (4IE/H)

189 Besides, if the media intentionally hides news from us that makes us less safe, constantly misleads us, reports half-truths, fabricates news, spins stories to keep false narratives alive to damage certain people's credibility, flat out lies to us, and even doxes normal Americans who publicly complain about it, how are they not enemies of the people?

Ensure the truth cannot be communicated so that people only realize it when it is too late. That's the goal of the MSM and social media as well. As if the CDC deliberately quashed any report of a deadly epidemic because they wanted it to spread until it was at a critical stage at which nothing could be done.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 28, 2018 11:52 AM (/qEW2)

190 Miss us yet?

Posted by: Trent Lott and Haley Barbour at November 28, 2018 11:52 AM (r9UYA)

191 *points out that being incredibly mono cultured didn't hurt, either*

Progressives in Portland are always: "We should be more like Amsterdam! We should be more like Copenhagen! We should be more like Oslo!"

For some reason, they never point to Lagos or Mexico City as examples to be emulated.

Posted by: The Arc of History at November 28, 2018 11:52 AM (TEv5V)

192 omg, harrison ford is a hottie.


and thank you for the prayers.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2018 11:52 AM (d7Ww2)

193 They must not have the death sentence there.
______________

It's Maryland, so no.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 28, 2018 11:52 AM (fqUgw)

194 182
I might have seen that. There was a time when I would sit through
chick flicks as the price for getting laid. Or maybe it was the
Notebook.



There's a guy who's from Chicago but he keeps wooing a girl on the
Outer Banks. Only the harbors have rocks and the boats are all Novi
hulled. It bothered me enough to look it up, it was filmed a little in
Maine and mostly in Nova Scotia.



Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 28, 2018 11:41 AM

Why not - they moved Rockport and Motif #1 to Alaska for "The Proposal".

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 28, 2018 11:52 AM (37IEG)

195 Rachael Ray is single?


Hmmmm.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 28, 2018 11:49 AM (tVWQB)

Not Rachel Ray, LOL. Some other chick.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 28, 2018 11:52 AM (aWPFM)

196 Just how much training is needed for a sentient
adult to know that the way to deal with a crying baby is NOT TO
SUFFOCATE THE BABY TO DEATH?



Judge sentenced her to 70 years.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 28, 2018 11:47 AM (fqUgw)


These are the kind of people that need to mysteriously die in prison.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 28, 2018 11:53 AM (9Om/r)

197 So she'll be out in what, 6 weeks?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 11:51 AM (6qErC)


I'm wondering what hollywood fucktard will be twatting the hell out of Trump's feed demanding she be released because WHITE PRIVILEGE!!!!! That white baby OPPRESSED HER!!!

Posted by: Sponge at November 28, 2018 11:53 AM (F4u7C)

198 Love the opening, kinda meh on most of the rest of the film.

Might need to re-watch it someday.


Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 11:40 AM (bcbK

Don't bother. After that first 20-minute roller coaster ride, the rest of it is pretty mediocre.

Raiders of the Lost Ark is just another movie with a series of crappy, useless sequels.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 28, 2018 11:53 AM (R3NSJ)

199 Takeaway of the day so far:

Men who can't get laid should have plastic surgery to look like Harrison Ford.

Posted by: Avenger at November 28, 2018 11:53 AM (X3php)

200 >>What is wrong with people - Helmut's Strudel is always better. Hot strudel and coffee on a drizzly miserable normal Cape Ann day.


Ooh, will check it out.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2018 11:53 AM (W+vEI)

201 Wait.



Rachael Ray is single?





Hmmmm.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 28, 2018 11:49 AM (tVWQB)


Now catching, for the other team....

Posted by: BurtTC at November 28, 2018 11:53 AM (9chmE)

202 Not Rachel Ray, LOL. Some other chick.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 28, 2018 11:52 AM (aWPFM)


I don't think Giata and Flay are a couple anymore......

Posted by: Sponge at November 28, 2018 11:53 AM (F4u7C)

203 Wasn't Rachael Ray married at one point? I remember seeing her hubby show up on her semi cooking show occasionally. While she was making her mess-I-pes.
Posted by: Jen the original at November 28, 2018 11:48 AM (Jhv+N)

Her husband had some weird feet or other fetish he was caught repeatedly indulging in. Maybe it was something about guys. But I thought they stayed "together."

Posted by: LASue at November 28, 2018 11:53 AM (XROPS)

204 190 Miss us yet?

Posted by: Trent Lott and Haley Barbour at November 28, 2018 11:52 AM (r9UYA)

Well no, not really.

Posted by: DocJ at November 28, 2018 11:53 AM (Vfj9+)

205 For some reason, they never point to Lagos or Mexico City as examples to be emulated."

Dude, that's rayciss. Or something. We all know that Achmed and Mo'hamsandwich will work just as hard to fund Sven's retirement...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 11:53 AM (6qErC)

206 And nukes.. don't forget about the nukes..



Russia has 7000 nukes.. all of EU combined have 300.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 28, 2018 11:33 AM (so+oy)
It only takes one. 300 is more than enough for MAD.
They'd never use them though.
We need to pull up stakes. Islamic/Leftist Europe is finished anyway. Why defend a continent that has nothing but contempt for us? A russian takeover would be the best thing for them. Putin is a terrible person, but he knows how to deal with those folks. Instead of an invasion, you'd see those folks fleeing Europe en masse to escape.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at November 28, 2018 11:53 AM (8tNRg)

207 190 Miss us yet?

Posted by: Trent Lott and Haley Barbour at November 28, 2018 11:52 AM (r9UYA)

No.

Thanks for checking in. Write when you find work.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 11:53 AM (bcbK8)

208 Judge sentenced her to 70 years.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 28, 2018 11:47 AM (fqUgw)


Make that man Chief Justice of SCOTUS.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 28, 2018 11:53 AM (kqsXK)

209 Like Belgium even needs an army.

Someone has to direct tank traffic.

Posted by: t-bird at November 28, 2018 11:53 AM (g0Lfb)

210 Hi moki!!!

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 28, 2018 11:54 AM (aWPFM)

211 Any morons around that are near the Conroe, TX area? If so, I have a logistics issue...

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at November 28, 2018 11:54 AM (9iLHi)

212 'the enemy of the people.'

Vrag narod, if you please.

Posted by: Zombie Joe Stalin at November 28, 2018 11:54 AM (TEv5V)

213 Harrison Ford. Just get him talking about flying and airplanes. It'll be a great conversation.
Asshole pilots usually don't live long.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2018 11:54 AM (0tfLf)

214
Poland wants us; strategically would be good for us and, most importantly, they want us and will deal. Let Merkel and Macron imagine their Fifth Reich and take the practical and move to Poland.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 28, 2018 11:48 AM (MIKMs)

So we still shield the EU, just in Poland?

Note, Poland is part of the EU.

Posted by: Don Q at November 28, 2018 11:54 AM (NgKpN)

215 ( I only rented it because I wanted to see the Outer Banks scenes. I've been from one end to the other, in and out of a bunch of their inlets, and was looking forward to that part. So I was a little pissed that they cheated so thoroughly.)
Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 28, 2018 11:50 AM (e7O7B)

Pffft. Purist. You see one series of rocky inlets, you've seen them all.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at November 28, 2018 11:54 AM (3sjI6)

216 Am I the only one that calls her Kate Capsize?
Monkey Island was the best.

Posted by: Max Entropy at November 28, 2018 11:55 AM (ur/Uv)

217 168 Newsflash: Trump retweets pic of the usual suspects (Obama, Hillary, Mueller etc.) behind bars. Heads exploding on Lehhhhhft, 25th Amerndment, blah blah blah.
Posted by: Avenger at November 28, 2018 11:48 AM (X3php)

Blah, blah blah is right. If he wanted them in jail, he would direct DOJ to bring up charges. It's all just theater.

Posted by: josephistan at November 28, 2018 11:55 AM (7HtZB)

218 Any morons around that are near the Conroe, TX area? If so, I have a logistics issue...
Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at November 28, 2018 11:54 AM (9iLHi)


Only if you consider DFW "close."

Posted by: Sponge at November 28, 2018 11:55 AM (F4u7C)

219 Raiders of the Lost Ark is just another movie with a series of crappy, useless sequels.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 28, 2018 11:53 AM (R3NSJ)

Last Crusade works as a comedy. But it's not the masterpiece the first film is.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 11:55 AM (bcbK8)

220 Any morons around that are near the Conroe, TX area? If so, I have a logistics issue..."

Si.

Wassup?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 11:55 AM (6qErC)

221 Randy Meisner, Bernie Leadon, Don Henley, and Glenn Frey. What do I win?

Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 28, 2018 11:51 AM (4IE/H)


Don't be silly. The curly haired one is Weird Al Yankovich.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 28, 2018 11:56 AM (9chmE)

222 Am I the only one that calls her Kate Capsize?
Monkey Island was the best.
Posted by: Max Entropy at November 28, 2018 11:55 AM (ur/Uv)


I'm only concerned about cupsize....

Posted by: Sponge at November 28, 2018 11:56 AM (F4u7C)

223 Blah, blah blah is right. If he wanted them in jail, he would direct DOJ to bring up charges. It's all just theater.
Posted by: josephistan at November 28, 2018 11:55 AM (7HtZB)

Q will not be pleased with this take. There are 600 zillion sealed indictments just waiting....waiting....

Posted by: Avenger at November 28, 2018 11:56 AM (X3php)

224 >>Raiders of the Lost Ark is just another movie with a series of crappy, useless sequels.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 28, 2018 11:53 AM (R3NSJ)

"Indy, look out for the plane's propel...!"

Roll credits.

Posted by: Zod at November 28, 2018 11:56 AM (Bdeb0)

225 That women dragging the kids looked like child abuse to me. Not even the exposing to tear gas but the grips she has on the kids. Especially the one is backwards and is going to be dragged. I don't think 5 year old ligaments and muscles should be put through that. Makes my blood boil for any folks to act like that 'mom' is any kind of sympathetic figure.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at November 28, 2018 11:56 AM (pHzbJ)

226 I thought the best scene in the movie was the "Monkey Brains" desert. I was disappointed in the scene where Kate gets soaked down and yet nothing visible through her wet shirt.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 28, 2018 11:56 AM (mpXpK)

227 211 Any morons around that are near the Conroe, TX area? If so, I have a logistics issue...
Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at November 28, 2018 11:54 AM (9iLHi)

Not to speak for him, but Jim is down in Galveston.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 11:57 AM (bcbK8)

228 Wait.



Rachael Ray is single?





Hmmmm.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 28, 2018 11:49 AM



And her orange handled kitchen knives are almost as sharp as one of bluebell's shivs. Use them all the time.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2018 11:57 AM (0tfLf)

229 What is wrong with people - Helmut's Strudel is always better. Hot strudel and coffee on a drizzly miserable normal Cape Ann day.


Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 28, 2018 11:50 AM (37IEG)


The Skiff is - or at least was, when it was called "Flav's Red Skiff" - a decent locals place for breakfast, and only chump change prices.

Back when I wasn't such a misanthropic hermit, I'd meet a couple of guys for 6am golf in Essex, then we'd mosey over to the Skiff for breakfast.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 28, 2018 11:57 AM (kqsXK)

230 Pffft. Purist. You see one series of rocky inlets, you've seen them all."

Tell me 'bout it.

/Marco Ramius

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 11:57 AM (6qErC)

231 The average age of soldiers in the Belgian army is 44 years old - being in the army is just another lifetime government job.

Like Belgium even needs an army.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2018 11:51 AM (YEpQs)

Well, they have to protect Islam and enforce Manmade Global Warming....Cooling....Stasis. Make up your minds!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at November 28, 2018 11:57 AM (3sjI6)

232 Poland wants us; strategically would be good for us and, most importantly, they want us and will deal. Let Merkel and Macron imagine their Fifth Reich and take the practical and move to Poland.

Better yet, the Poles have suggested calling the new US army base in Poland "Camp Trump".

Posted by: The ARC of History at November 28, 2018 11:57 AM (TEv5V)

233 Not to speak for him, but Jim is down in Galveston.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 11:57 AM (bcbK


Sunk New Dawn, or whatever.....

Posted by: Sponge at November 28, 2018 11:58 AM (F4u7C)

234 208 Judge sentenced her to 70 years.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 28, 2018 11:47 AM (fqUgw)

Make that man Chief Justice of SCOTUS.
__________________

The judge in the case was a woman. She was reportedly visibly crying after watching the video of how the black bitch abused and then murdered the defenseless baby.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 28, 2018 11:58 AM (fqUgw)

235 Thank you all for the prayers. I am convinced they help. Please ask that I find patience and calm through Him.

...the stocks are running low.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at November 28, 2018 11:58 AM (Ckg4U)

236 206 We need to pull up stakes. Islamic/Leftist Europe is finished anyway. Why defend a continent that has nothing but contempt for us? A russian takeover would be the best thing for them. Putin is a terrible person, but he knows how to deal with those folks. Instead of an invasion, you'd see those folks fleeing Europe en masse to escape.


Posted by: Agent Cooper at November 28, 2018 11:53 AM (8tNRg)


This is the deal for Putin to offer.

Step 1. Putin conquers Western Europe, it all becomes Russian Territory.

Step 2. Offers the Muslims that if they leave, they may take all the British, French, and Germans with them as Slaves.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 28, 2018 11:58 AM (UnA8+)

237 Jesus, The Miami Herald just published their investigation of Pedo Jeff Epstein, How he isn't in jail for the rest of his life is beyond me, he really did have protectors, You need to read it.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 28, 2018 11:58 AM (dKiJG)

238 Holy $#!+, Slapweasel. I think I need to escalate you to "daily prayers" at least.

As for Europe: Hopped-up helots. It's like Puerto Rico, they're shoving the hard parts off on us and reaping the benefits, all while badmouthing us.

Seriously, it's like having your parents and your kids both living under your roof rent-free, eating your groceries, and giving you lip and hassle at every turn.

No contest. This is the worst-run empire in human history.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 28, 2018 11:58 AM (AM1GF)

239 Harrison Ford is too white. This needs to be remade as Obama Jones and the Temple of Choom. "I hate snakes! Except for Reggie Love's trouser snake".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 28, 2018 11:58 AM (/qEW2)

240 Someone hit me with an observation about RotLA....

Indiana Jones doesn't actually DO anything in that movie. If he weren't present, the plot would have advanced pretty much the way it did with him there.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 28, 2018 11:58 AM (tVWQB)

241 We need to pull up stakes. Islamic/Leftist Europe is finished anyway. Why defend a continent that has nothing but contempt for us? A russian takeover would be the best thing for them. Putin is a terrible person, but he knows how to deal with those folks. Instead of an invasion, you'd see those folks fleeing Europe en masse to escape.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at November 28, 2018 11:53 AM (8tNRg)

And after a decade or two of Russian rule, they might get pissed off enough to fight for their cultures and freedom again.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at November 28, 2018 11:58 AM (J+mig)

242 >>Better yet, the Poles have suggested calling the new US army base in Poland "Camp Trump".
Posted by: The ARC of History at November 28, 2018 11:57 AM (TEv5V)

"The Orange Wolf's Lair."

Posted by: Zod at November 28, 2018 11:58 AM (Bdeb0)

243 So she'll be out in what, 6 weeks?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 11:51 AM (6qErC)

-------

Probably not that fast. But since she's woman I wouldn't expect her to serve more than 8-10 for this.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 28, 2018 11:58 AM (5aX2M)

244 The judge in the case was a woman. She was reportedly visibly crying after watching the video of how the black bitch abused and then murdered the defenseless baby.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 28, 2018 11:58 AM (fqUgw)

Not sure her race is an issue. She's just an evil ****.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 28, 2018 11:59 AM (aWPFM)

245 I remember seeing Raider of the Lost Ark in the theaters when it first came out.

It blew everyone's minds. so amazing.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2018 11:59 AM (d7Ww2)

246 Note, Poland is part of the EU.
=====

Honorary member of the Visegrad4. Support for the anti-Brussels/UN factions while still keeping a presence. Pretty sure Italy is being very, very good to the base there.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 28, 2018 11:59 AM (MIKMs)

247 214
Poland wants us; strategically would be good for us and, most importantly, they want us and will deal. Let Merkel and Macron imagine their Fifth Reich and take the practical and move to Poland.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 28, 2018 11:48 AM (MIKMs)

So we still shield the EU, just in Poland?

Note, Poland is part of the EU.
Posted by: Don Q at November 28, 2018 11:54 AM (NgKpN)

Larry Bond wrote a book about France & Germany teaming up to attack Poland and the Eastern European democracies back in the 90s, it was called "Cauldron." I'll have to find a copy of that & re-read it.

Posted by: josephistan at November 28, 2018 11:59 AM (7HtZB)

248 Harrison Ford is too white. This needs to be remade as Obama Jones and the Temple of Choom. "I hate snakes! Except for Reggie Love's trouser snake".
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 28, 2018 11:58 AM (/qEW2)


I LOL'd.

Posted by: Sponge at November 28, 2018 11:59 AM (F4u7C)

249 Ain't image reverse search grand...

Posted by: Jonah Kyle at November 28, 2018 11:59 AM (CkNGY)

250 I don't hear feminists complaining about too many women in certain professions (nursing, teaching) or their shorter prison sentences.

I agree that baby killer will probably serve only a fraction of her sentence.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 28, 2018 12:00 PM (aWPFM)

251 161 Some crazy black bitch in Baltimore slapped and then smothered an 8-month old white baby girl because the baby was crying. Surveillance camera at the daycare center where black bitch worked showed her saying "I'm sick of this little bitch" before suffocating the baby to death, as the poor infant kicks under the blanket, struggling to survive.

Judge sentenced her to 70 years.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 28, 2018 11:47 AM (fqUgw)


This is way too lenient. Why was this not a capital case?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 28, 2018 12:00 PM (R3NSJ)

252 We need to pull up stakes. Islamic/Leftist Europe is finished anyway.

-----

This: Pull back all armed forces and nuclear weapons. Also, demand at the point of a gun that France and Britain allow US inspectors to dismantle all nuclear infrastructure.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 28, 2018 12:01 PM (5aX2M)

253 Ain't image reverse search grand..."

Ya must've missed a couple weeks back when our esteemed COB was flipping images and stripping tags...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 12:01 PM (6qErC)

254 So we still shield the EU, just in Poland?



Note, Poland is part of the EU.



Posted by: Don Q at November 28, 2018 11:54 AM (NgKpN)

Eastern Europe is waking up and becoming nationalist and will not likely be part of the EU for much longer. Trump and his ilk will support them. Sadly, when the US is run once again by lefty globalists, their US support will disappear and they will forced to choose between domination by the EU and cultural death by migrant suicide or turn to Russia for self preservation.I think many will see life under Russian hegemony preferable to EU subservience and self immolation.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at November 28, 2018 12:01 PM (8tNRg)

255 Any morons around that are near the Conroe, TX area? If so, I have a logistics issue...

Ooh, arms shipments. Cool...

Posted by: t-bird at November 28, 2018 12:01 PM (nIvDu)

256 Poland came out with a statement this week against the idea of an EU army. They said in essence that only the US can offer a bonafide defense against those pesky Russkies and other bad actors.

As the doormat of Europe for centuries, I'm sure they have good reasons for thinking that. They can probably still remember the last time Germans, Russians, Ghenghis, and the Ottomans dropped in for a visit and wiped their dicks on the curtains.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 28, 2018 12:01 PM (Z4rgH)

257 200
>>What is wrong with people - Helmut's Strudel is always better.
Hot strudel and coffee on a drizzly miserable normal Cape Ann day.





Ooh, will check it out.



Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2018 11:53 AM (W+vEI)
Down on Bearskin Neck - Ironically I used to enjoy Helmuts more on one of those cold nasty days than I did when it was sunny and nice. Could be because the tourists didn't go down there on the cold nasty days and it could be because I'm a perverse sort of person who enjoys suffering from cold wet nastyiness while I eat hot strudel and drink coffee.
When I manage to get back up that way (once every 15 years or so) I make sure I go to Helmut's. Not that it's like 5 star, but it's pretty damned decent strudel and it's been there as long as I can remember going to Rockport (that's over half a century but don't you tell somebody).

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 28, 2018 12:02 PM (37IEG)

258 >>Kid in front doesn't look like he's one of the original ones. The other one is wearing the same shirt and diapers from before. I do glimpse what looks to be the wheels of a stroller in the background.



-- Mom is hard to see since she's facing the Rueters photographer.

--Teen daughter in blue - teen daughter is mostly obscured by mom in the Rueters photo. Can't tell if she changed clothes

--Daughter on the right is wearing jean shorts (?) and yellow sneakers --- which disappear in the Rueters photo (no shorts, and wearing flip-flops).

I think...

Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2018 12:02 PM (W+vEI)

259 >>This is way too lenient. Why was this not a capital case? Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 28, 2018 12:00 PM (R3NSJ)

Because Maryland is a land of mutants.

Posted by: Zod at November 28, 2018 12:02 PM (Bdeb0)

260 240 Someone hit me with an observation about RotLA....

Indiana Jones doesn't actually DO anything in that movie. If he weren't present, the plot would have advanced pretty much the way it did with him there.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 28, 2018 11:58 AM (tVWQB)

At the end he did make sure the Nazi's never got the ARK back

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 28, 2018 12:02 PM (dKiJG)

261 This is way too lenient. Why was this not a capital case?

Maryland? A hunch.

Posted by: t-bird at November 28, 2018 12:02 PM (nIvDu)

262 Judge sentenced her to 70 years.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 28, 2018 11:47 AM (fqUgw)

I'm waiting for the riots because it was an unfair sentence or something...

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 28, 2018 12:02 PM (8D42x)

263 Putin is a terrible person, but he knows how to deal with those folks. Instead of an invasion, you'd see those folks fleeing Europe en masse to escape.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at November 28, 2018 11:53 AM (8tNRg)

So, you've partied with him or did you hear that on CNN? I'm pretty sure Trump is a terrible person, according to "some sources".

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at November 28, 2018 12:02 PM (3sjI6)

264 251 This is way too lenient. Why was this not a capital case?


Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 28, 2018 12:00 PM (R3NSJ)


No Death Penalty in Maryland, apparently.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 28, 2018 12:02 PM (UnA8+)

265 I think many will see life under Russian hegemony preferable to EU subservience and self immolation.

We had fifty years of that.

Thanks, but no thanks.

Posted by: Eastern Europe at November 28, 2018 12:02 PM (TEv5V)

266 242 >>Better yet, the Poles have suggested calling the new US army base in Poland "Camp Trump".
Posted by: The ARC of History at November 28, 2018 11:57 AM (TEv5V)


We, meaning the USA, need to hang out more with guys like Poland and Hungary, and spend lots LESS time with the low-T soy boys of Germany and Scandanavia.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 28, 2018 12:03 PM (R3NSJ)

267 "Indiana Jones doesn't actually DO anything in that movie. If he weren't present, the plot would have advanced pretty much the way it did with him there."

Except the Germans were digging in the wrong place; Jones had the medallion with the correction that let his crew find it. He also collected the Ark after iit was done with the Nazis.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 28, 2018 12:03 PM (FhpdW)

268 This is way too lenient. Why was this not a capital case?
_____________

It happened in Baltimore, and Maryland doesn't have the death penalty.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 28, 2018 12:03 PM (fqUgw)

269 Someone hit me with an observation about RotLA....



Indiana Jones doesn't actually DO anything in that movie. If he
weren't present, the plot would have advanced pretty much the way it did
with him there.





Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 28, 2018 11:58 AM (tVWQB)


He found the frigging ark. Thats kinda big.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 28, 2018 12:03 PM (9Om/r)

270 265 We had fifty years of that.

Thanks, but no thanks.

Posted by: Eastern Europe at November 28, 2018 12:02 PM (TEv5V)


Then you'd better find a gangster even more vicious and ruthless than Vlad.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 28, 2018 12:04 PM (UnA8+)

271 Uh-oh. Polish Nationalism. Merkel not pleased. Looks good.

Posted by: Burger Chef at November 28, 2018 12:04 PM (RuIsu)

272
38 OK, now for the really hard question. Name another Capshaw movie.
Posted by: pep


SPACE CAMP

Posted by: Forger at November 28, 2018 12:04 PM (/5fwJ)

273 "OK, now for the really hard question. Name another Capshaw movie."

Someone has probably already said it, but Black Rain, which I like.
(and love for the Ray Charles karaoke with Andy Garcia and Ken Takakura)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWSQHj0DkLI

Posted by: barbarausa at November 28, 2018 12:05 PM (eWUpO)

274 no

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at November 28, 2018 12:05 PM (3sjI6)

275 Posted by: Agent Cooper at November 28, 2018 11:53 AM (8tNRg)

So, you've partied with him or did you hear that on CNN? I'm pretty sure Trump is a terrible person, according to "some sources".
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at November 28, 2018 12:02 PM (3sjI6)

Yeah, I'm going to go against the conventional wisdom here -- other than some rumors of Putin ordering mafia-style hits on people, what is it, exactly, that makes Putin a terrible person? That just seems to be accepted by our media and most people.

Yeah, he's not "playing ball" with the US on a lot of stuff, but, er, well -- he's the president of russia, not the US. Our interests aren't always aligned. And I think most people would admit that he's doing what he perceives to be in Russia's best interest.

IDK, the Russian people seem to like him.

My two cents.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 28, 2018 12:05 PM (GBteo)

276 guys like Poland and Hungary

But they have fascist antisemitic governments, which somehow are far more pro-Israel than the pro-EU governments that they replaced.

Posted by: Eastern Europe at November 28, 2018 12:05 PM (TEv5V)

277 >>Could be because the tourists didn't go down there on the cold nasty days and it could be because I'm a perverse sort of person who enjoys suffering from cold wet nastyiness while I eat hot strudel and drink coffee.



Heh. I have walked right by it. I always seem to end up in Rockport on rainy days, though, and that sounds like a comforting treat on such days.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2018 12:05 PM (W+vEI)

278 Larry Bond wrote a book about France & Germany teaming up to attack Poland and the Eastern European democracies back in the 90s, it was called "Cauldron." I'll have to find a copy of that & re-read it.
Posted by: josephistan at November 28, 2018 11:59 AM (7HtZB)

I did enjoy his Book Phoenix Is Burning about a North Korean invasion of the South, The Sequel was Ok but it felt rushed and I will have to see if I can get that book Cauldron.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 28, 2018 12:05 PM (dKiJG)

279 It happened in Baltimore, and Maryland doesn't have the death penalty.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 28, 2018 12:03 PM (fqUgw)


OK, then why not LWP? A "70 year" sentence means she'll be out in 5.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 28, 2018 12:06 PM (R3NSJ)

280
Walk This Way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tA5A_AcBKvs

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon Rides a Pale Horse at November 28, 2018 12:06 PM (hrcfq)

281 Well Morons, time to go pick up wifey.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 28, 2018 12:06 PM (mpXpK)

282 And I think most people would admit that he's doing what he perceives to be in Russia's best interest.

IDK, the Russian people seem to like him.

My two cents.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 28, 2018 12:05 PM (GBteo)

He does what is in Russia's interests, not what is in the incipient global ruling oligarchy's interests, so they hate him with a fiery passion.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at November 28, 2018 12:07 PM (J+mig)

283 Back when I wasn't such a misanthropic hermit, I'd
meet a couple of guys for 6am golf in Essex, then we'd mosey over to the
Skiff for breakfast.



Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 28, 2018 11:57 AM (kqsXK)
Woodman's. I have a bumper sticker around here somewhere.
I don't think I ever went to the Skiff - course it would have to be more than 30 years old for that to be possible. My kin still lurk around up in Ipswich and Newburyport.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 28, 2018 12:07 PM (37IEG)

284 Honorary member of the Visegrad4. Support for the anti-Brussels/UN
factions while still keeping a presence. Pretty sure Italy is being
very, very good to the base there.
=====

Sorry, got distracted and didn't finish my thoughts.

Italty is also 'in rebellion', so I would guess that Italy is being good to the US base there. Poland is a very nice country and it wouldn't be a hardship posting -- especially compared to Germany right now.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 28, 2018 12:07 PM (MIKMs)

285 Honestly, she's evil enough that I should be given the Death Penalty by association, since the black side of my family was from Maryland (not not from Baltimore).

Not that I'm related to this psychopath or anything, but...

Posted by: Hikaru at November 28, 2018 12:07 PM (UnA8+)

286 Not to speak for him, but Jim is down in Galveston.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 11:57 AM (bcbK

Sunk New Dawn, or whatever.....
Posted by: Sponge

...................

New Dawn was the name of his boat.. sunk part comes thanks to a hurricane, if I remember correctly..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 28, 2018 12:07 PM (so+oy)

287 Indy was responsible for the death of the monkey.

Posted by: literally serious at November 28, 2018 12:07 PM (nBito)

288 Three members of the local Crips gang were finally sentenced yesterday for the vicious murder of a pretty 21 y.o. female college student. She had pulled into the parking lot of her apartment complex, and they approached her and shot her in the back of the head. For $3 and change.

During the trial, the parental units of one of the thugs threatened a juror, and one of the thugs snarked at the judge "Let's get this thing started" and wised off at the jury.

The three were sentenced to life with no possibility of parole. The lead thug smirked at the female judge as he was being led out of the courtroom.

I cannot even imagine the pain of the poor girl's parents. I'd have needed a dozen men to keep me from rushing the thug and clawing his eyes out.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2018 12:08 PM (ptqGC)

289 Indiana Jones doesn't actually DO anything in that movie."

Meh. Lots o' flicks are that way. Good writing is hard work.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 12:08 PM (6qErC)

290 >>Woodman's. I have a bumper sticker around here somewhere.




Woodman's swag is a requirement of eating there.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2018 12:08 PM (W+vEI)

291 Democrat woman with crazy eyes and two last names calls for pardon of Day Care Murderer, because of racism fueled by Trump.

Posted by: Avenger at November 28, 2018 12:08 PM (X3php)

292 Anon a mouse,
My husband and I are wanting to do a through hike near the area and need to leave our car at the end point and get a ride to the beginning point around 45-50 miles away. We are willing to pay. Catch is this would be the morning after Christmas. I know several morons from meetups so they could vouch for me...

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at November 28, 2018 12:08 PM (9iLHi)

293 Except the Germans were digging in the wrong place; Jones had the medallion with the correction that let his crew find it. He also collected the Ark after iit was done with the Nazis.

The reason the Nazis only had one side of the medallion is because of the bar fight at Marion's.

If he weren't there, the Nazis would have had the entire medallion.

So in the movie, the Nazis found the right resting spot of the Ark because Jones had the medallion and was digging there. If he weren't there, the Nazis would have found the place anyway.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 28, 2018 12:09 PM (tVWQB)

294 Heh. I have walked right by it. I always seem to end
up in Rockport on rainy days, though, and that sounds like a comforting
treat on such days.



Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2018 12:05 PM (W+vEI)
I do recommend walking IN and trying it out. It was always a no fail good.
Course down here we have more Germans, but not that kind of cold wet nasty except when we're getting a norther. And what idiot would go out in that?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 28, 2018 12:09 PM (37IEG)

295 He does what is in Russia's interests, not what is in the incipient global ruling oligarchy's interests, so they hate him with a fiery passion.

Posted by: Cato by Phone


That's the funny thing. Russia's interests and America's interests are seldom the same thing...but we have the same mortal enemies, Islam and globalism. It's enough to give you massive migraines if you ponder it for too long.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 28, 2018 12:09 PM (AM1GF)

296 Hillary's just fine for 2020!

https://twitter.com/fleccas/status/
1067681501758640128

Posted by: andycanuck at November 28, 2018 12:10 PM (Evws/)

297 Cleanup on 274.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 28, 2018 12:10 PM (Z4rgH)

298 Indy was responsible for the death of the monkey.
Posted by: literally serious


That is munkeeeee!

Posted by: Inspector Clouseau at November 28, 2018 12:10 PM (vcOmj)

299 269 Someone hit me with an observation about RotLA....



Indiana Jones doesn't actually DO anything in that movie. If he
weren't present, the plot would have advanced pretty much the way it did
with him there.





Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 28, 2018 11:58 AM (tVWQB)


He found the frigging ark. Thats kinda big.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 28, 2018 12:03 PM (9Om/r)

Yup.

If there's no Indy in the plot, the Nazis get the necklace from Nepal, find the Ark and then either use it or maybe Belloq gets his face melted after all. But the Nazis still end up with the Ark without Indy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 12:10 PM (bcbK8)

300 He does what is in Russia's interests, not what is in the incipient global ruling oligarchy's interests, so they hate him with a fiery passion.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at November 28, 2018 12:07 PM (J+mig)

Right.

...And trying to put myself in a Russian citizens shoes, I think I'd be pretty happy with a leader who does what is in *my* perceived best interest, not what is in the globalist / Western European's best interest.

I mean, incentives can align where the best interests are the same, but they won't always. And when those situations happen, I'd prefer my president do what's best for me.

For example, in the '90s, a lot of Russian oil contracts went to US oil companies on unfavorable terms to Russia. There was a lot of political pressure from the US to allow those companies in. Russian's were pissed at what they perceived to be bad deals made by their leadership.

A change in Russian leadership fucked over those US companies. Which sucks for the US companies. But at the same time... it was what Russians thought was in their best interest, so... I mean, I get it.

But that was seen as a horrible break from international norms or whatever by the West.

(and arguably it wasn't in their best interest. the Soviets had done a horrible job at not destroying oil wells, the Americans brought in the technology to clean up some of the contaminated wells and get them pumping again, but that's a different story.)

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 28, 2018 12:11 PM (GBteo)

301 @225-Yeah, as a mom, that picture made me cringe. Pookette and her cousin are 5 months apart in age, and I've had to pick them up at the same time. I've done one on each "mommy hip," one under each arm, and one over each shoulder. I'd never drag them by their little arms, especially since Pookette's cousin looks so fragile. (Pookette doesn't, she has the build of a German farmgirl.)

Posted by: pookysgirl at November 28, 2018 12:11 PM (XKZwp)

302 290
>>Woodman's. I have a bumper sticker around here somewhere.









Woodman's swag is a requirement of eating there.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2018 12:08 PM (W+vEI)
Does the state know you're living up there?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 28, 2018 12:11 PM (37IEG)

303 Well Morons, time to go pick up wifey.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party


Don't forget to bend your knees.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at November 28, 2018 12:11 PM (vcOmj)

304 IDK, the Russian people seem to like him.

He's gotten a lot less popular since his government proposed raising the retirement age to 65 for men (from 60 today), and to 63 for women (from 55 today).

The average life expectancy for a male in Russia is 66 years. The deal was that you got to enjoy a miserable pension for a few years before you died, and Putin is proposing getting rid of this.

This is worrisome, since Putin may be considering more foreign adventurism to rebuild his popularity - taking Crimea was enormously popular in Russia.

Posted by: The ARC of History at November 28, 2018 12:11 PM (TEv5V)

305 Anon a mouse,
My husband and I are wanting to do a through hike near the area and need to leave our car at the end point and get a ride to the beginning point around 45-50 miles away. We are willing to pay. Catch is this would be the morning after Christmas. I know several morons from meetups so they could vouch for me...
Posted by: lin-duh @ werk

...................

Uber?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 28, 2018 12:11 PM (so+oy)

306 Squeaky Fromm, Charles Manson, Charles Manson, and Harrison Ford.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at November 28, 2018 12:11 PM (DbpQ7)

307
So we still shield the EU, just in Poland?



Note, Poland is part of the EU.



Posted by: Don Q at November 28, 2018 11:54 AM (NgKpN)

Eastern Europe is waking up and becoming nationalist and will not likely be part of the EU for much longer. Trump and his ilk will support them. Sadly, when the US is run once again by lefty globalists, their US support will disappear and they will forced to choose between domination by the EU and cultural death by migrant suicide or turn to Russia for self preservation.I think many will see life under Russian hegemony preferable to EU subservience and self immolation.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at November 28, 2018 12:01 PM (8tNRg)






The EU is going to do the same thing with Poland that the Frogs did with NATO for 70 years. Due to geography, they're just going to let Poland defend all of Western Europe against the Russians.

I hate to say it, but the increasingly close relationship between the US and Poland just reinforces the EU's idea that they can go it alone. Still, I'd take Poland, Czechia and Hungary as allies over the rest of the Eurotrash. Maybe the Finns (they've really fallen into a socialist abyss in the past few years).

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 28, 2018 12:12 PM (veoSD)

308 Dow up 445 pts.

Posted by: dantesed at November 28, 2018 12:12 PM (88xKn)

309 270
265 We had fifty years of that.



Thanks, but no thanks.



Posted by: Eastern Europe at November 28, 2018 12:02 PM (TEv5V)

It will be a choice of evils. But the current iteration of Russia isn't the Soviet Union. Honestly, compared to the EU, eastern europe might even be better off economically. And they will certainly be better off culturally.

Better to be able to keep a national identity and not be over-run by foreign invaders who hate you and your culture while the EU tells you to shut up and take it, racists!
Almost anything probably looks better than that to the average guy in those countries.


Posted by: Agent Cooper at November 28, 2018 12:12 PM (8tNRg)

310 This is way too lenient. Why was this not a capital case?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 28, 2018 12:00 PM (R3NSJ)


Late term abortion.

Posted by: Sooner at November 28, 2018 12:12 PM (Fs5vw)

311 The harshness of the "70-year penalty" will get her released in five. The stigma, you know, of such a sentence.

Posted by: t-bird at November 28, 2018 12:13 PM (DCYln)

312 Thanks for the Prayers for my Sister In Law, It means a lot

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 28, 2018 12:13 PM (dKiJG)

313 Catch is this would be the morning after Christmas."

Rats. I'll be at IAH to CRW that Wednesday AM (yay, Christmas season travel!!! Whoo Hooo!...barf).

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 12:13 PM (6qErC)

314 * gets to end of post * Oh, right, prayer list day.

Gonna set that aside for later study as usual.

Been pondering prayer a lot, though.

[types a whole bunch of words, then deletes all of it - you're welcome]

But that's just my thinking.

Posted by: mindful webworker and the case of the missing missive at November 28, 2018 12:13 PM (aowex)

315 "Squeaky Fromm, Charles Manson, Charles Manson, and Harrison Ford."

Four guys and a tit.

Posted by: Avenger at November 28, 2018 12:14 PM (X3php)

316 Well Morons, time to go pick up wifey.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 28, 2018 12:06 PM (mpXpK)


You're married to the chick on YouPorn? NOICE!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at November 28, 2018 12:14 PM (F4u7C)

317 >>Does the state know you're living up there?



Sadly, yes, I have already received a jury summons

Moved to the commonwealth for my hubby - he missed home.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2018 12:14 PM (W+vEI)

318 308
Dow up 445 pts.

Posted by: dantesed at November 28, 2018 12:12 PM (88xKn)
Holy shirt - you weren't making that up. You're FIRED!

Posted by: CNN is not a banana at November 28, 2018 12:15 PM (37IEG)

319 I would not be surprised if nationalists took over Sweden and went full MAGA. the Muslims and Leftists have gone too far, and the Swedes have never trusted Russian Rapeybear

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 28, 2018 12:15 PM (IGHNg)

320 Uber is difficult when you want to be picked up in a Park parking lot and be dropped off. They want addresses and those parking lots generally don't have one.

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at November 28, 2018 12:15 PM (9iLHi)

321 That's the funny thing. Russia's interests and America's interests are seldom the same thing...but we have the same mortal enemies, Islam and globalism. It's enough to give you massive migraines if you ponder it for too long.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 28, 2018 12:09 PM (AM1GF)

Well, I don't know.

We have Islam, globalism, a shared distaste for the pompous Western Europeans who look down on both of us as stupid rednecks, we're both energy producers and exporters, and we both are military hardware producers and exporters.

There should be enough common ground between the US and Russia to have a decent relationship most of the time.

Western Europe and Russia have less in common though.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 28, 2018 12:15 PM (GBteo)

322 Woodman's. I have a bumper sticker around here somewhere.

Woodman's and the Clam Box are overpriced tourist traps, IMO. I much prefer Farnham's, just down the road.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 28, 2018 12:15 PM (kqsXK)

323 Baby murderer will cost $35k a year to support in prison. That's about half of what she would cost to support out of prison so this was a good move.

Posted by: Avenger at November 28, 2018 12:15 PM (X3php)

324 Zeppo, Chico, Harpo, and Groucho.

Everyone always forgets Zeppo.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2018 12:15 PM (Hb/ve)

325 American foreign policy is centered around preventing anyone from getting too strong(keeping everyone in place essentially). Russia wants to retake territory they've held previously. Therein lies the conflict. If we were a great power instead of a super power we'd probably be allies.

Posted by: Someguy at November 28, 2018 12:16 PM (t849v)

326
Dow up 445 pts.
Posted by: dantesed


Thank ME!

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 28, 2018 12:16 PM (aKsyK)

327 Temple of Doom was the worst Indiana Jones movie. Barely watchable.

Until the Crystal Skull one took its place.

Posted by: red speck at November 28, 2018 12:16 PM (6Krd7)

328 >>If there's no Indy in the plot, the Nazis get the necklace from Nepal, find the Ark and then either use it But the Nazis still end up with the Ark without Indy. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 12:10 PM (bcbK

"Due to a powerful weapon about which we had no foreknowledge, the D-Day landings were profoundly and completely unsuccessful. The invasion of Europe is postponed indefinitely. The fault is mine alone."-- Gen. D.D. Eisenhower, June 8, 1944

Posted by: Zod at November 28, 2018 12:16 PM (Bdeb0)

329

The noose is tightening on Trump regarding Russian collusion.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2018 12:16 PM (v2bko)

330 Thanks for considering it Anon a mouse.

I figured I'd try horde sourcing first.

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at November 28, 2018 12:16 PM (9iLHi)

331 But prayers are answered! Two years of limbo for us is finally over and we can actually plan for the future.
Posted by: pookysgirl at November 28, 2018 11:26 AM (XKZwp)
------------

I love seeing this kind of thing.

Great news!

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at November 28, 2018 12:16 PM (qC1Sy)

332
Moved to the commonwealth for my hubby - he missed home.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2018 12:14 PM (W+vEI)
I only miss certain things - like Helmut's and Woodman's and okay, I miss the open Atlantic and sea gulls.
Lace Curtain Irish from the North Shore.

Posted by: CNN is not a banana at November 28, 2018 12:16 PM (37IEG)

333
Yeah, I'm going to go against the conventional wisdom here -- other
than some rumors of Putin ordering mafia-style hits on people, what is
it, exactly, that makes Putin a terrible person? That just seems to be
accepted by our media and most people.
=====

Saudi Arabia. Don't care if they are terrible people because that is for the Deity. I have no idea what 50s-style geopolitics some of these people are parrotting. Bad man!!! (Newspaper across nose). Realpolitik admonishes that generally reliable leaders should be ignored (because our interests don't always coincide).

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 28, 2018 12:17 PM (MIKMs)

334 I cannot even imagine the pain of the poor girl's parents. I'd have needed a dozen men to keep me from rushing the thug and clawing his eyes out.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 28, 2018 12:08 PM (ptqGC)


I would think that, for the right price, the parents could find a lawyer who would pass the word on to certain individuals that the thug needed to have a permanent attitude adjustment.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 28, 2018 12:17 PM (kqsXK)

335 Uber is difficult when you want to be picked up in a Park parking lot and be dropped off. They want addresses and those parking lots generally don't have one."

Indeed.

So - headed thru the National Forest?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 12:17 PM (6qErC)

336 OK, then why not LWP? A "70 year" sentence means she'll be out in 5.
________________

A Baltimore site (WBAL TV11) says that there was some sort of plea agreement, and under the terms of the agreement, the bitch won't be eligible for parole for 35 years.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 28, 2018 12:17 PM (fqUgw)

337 from an earlier thread,

Barry O isn't really trying to take credit for the increased US oil production, is he?

because that's just stupid

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2018 12:17 PM (d7Ww2)

338 The noose is tightening on Trump regarding Russian collusion.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2018 12:16 PM (v2bko)


LOL!

Posted by: Sponge at November 28, 2018 12:17 PM (F4u7C)

339 295 That's the funny thing. Russia's interests and America's interests are seldom the same thing...but we have the same mortal enemies, Islam and globalism. It's enough to give you massive migraines if you ponder it for too long.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 28, 2018 12:09 PM (AM1GF)


I believe Putin would have no issues with directing 10s of millions of Muslims at us with intent to kill.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 28, 2018 12:18 PM (UnA8+)

340 325 American foreign policy is centered around preventing anyone from getting too strong(keeping everyone in place essentially). Russia wants to retake territory they've held previously. Therein lies the conflict. If we were a great power instead of a super power we'd probably be allies.
Posted by: Someguy at November 28, 2018 12:16 PM (t849v)

Well, I don't know what Russias long-term ambitions are, but I can see their arguments about Crimea and other long-held Russian territories that were broken up by the various SSR's during the Soviet Union for administrative sake, and became parts of other countries after the collapse of the USSR.

Like I get that. Crimea was Russian territory since the 1700's. It's one of their few warm water ports, as it were and is incredibly strategically important to them.

But if the Red Army starts marching West, then... eh, yeah. It's a fine line to walk.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 28, 2018 12:18 PM (GBteo)

341 Woodman's and the Clam Box are overpriced tourist traps, IMO. I much prefer Farnham's, just down the road.


All a y'all and the North Shore might as well be in Maine.

The world starts in Cohasset and extends as far as Provincetown.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 28, 2018 12:18 PM (fuK7c)

342 Indeed.

So - headed thru the National Forest?
Posted by: Anon a mouse
-----
That's the plan...

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at November 28, 2018 12:19 PM (9iLHi)

343 >>Woodman's and the Clam Box are overpriced tourist traps, IMO. I much prefer Farnham's, just down the road.



Another one to check out!

We like The American BBQ in Rowley just down the road from the (meh) Clam Box.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2018 12:19 PM (W+vEI)

344 Barry O isn't really trying to take credit for the increased US oil production, is he? "

Yep. Time for more pointing and laughing.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 12:19 PM (6qErC)

345 Isn't that the shitty pilot on the far right?

Posted by: wth - Tijuana Mud Pies, coming soon! at November 28, 2018 12:19 PM (HgMAr)

346

11 sealed indictments from Mueller are lying-in-wait in a federal courthouse...


Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2018 12:19 PM (v2bko)

347 The noose is tightening on Trump regarding Russian collusion.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2018 12:16 PM (v2bko)
You're not watching Fox, are you?

Posted by: aoyama obscenity salon at November 28, 2018 12:19 PM (IkUFe)

348 Do your best and you can be the first person to pay for things nobody else has ever paid for.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro's Quotebot at November 28, 2018 12:19 PM (pkeCj)

349 I would love to tour Eastern Europe some day my mother's family came from there.

I did Western Europe back in the 80s and 90s felt very unwelcome in the cities. Folks in the country where very nice so at least in that it felt much like home.

Posted by: Big V at November 28, 2018 12:20 PM (CGfsq)

350 Zeppo, Chico, Harpo, and Groucho.

Everyone always forgets Zeppo.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2018 12:15 PM (Hb/ve)


**ahem**

Posted by: Gummo at November 28, 2018 12:20 PM (kqsXK)

351
11 Sealed Indictments would make a great name for a band...

or for a football team.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2018 12:20 PM (v2bko)

352 Uber is difficult when you want to be picked up in a Park parking lot and be dropped off. They want addresses and those parking lots generally don't have one.
Posted by: lin-duh
...........
do they take geographical coordinates?

answering my own question here..

A google search looks like you can drag a "pin" on the Uber app to anywhere on the map.

I have never used Uber or Lyft, so I have no idea how accurate that is.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 28, 2018 12:20 PM (so+oy)

353 Thank you, cleanup person for #274.

That particular poster is a repeat offender of that type of post, btw.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 28, 2018 12:20 PM (Z4rgH)

354 Isn't that the shitty pilot on the far right?

Posted by: wth - Tijuana Mud Pies


---

Hmmmm. Doesn't look like Thurman Munson.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2018 12:20 PM (Hb/ve)

355 57 "46 Is it Four Idiots who think you could survive jumping out of a plane in an inflatable raft without leaving a corpse like a broken water balloon?



Ah, but they landed on a snow covered slope. It's conceivable, but just barely."



I don't think that's right. I indistinctly recall Short Round being in the boat, not underneath it when it fell. And he did not get snow on him until after they landed.

Posted by: trollfeeder@hounddogranch.com at November 28, 2018 12:20 PM (qQVT6)

356
Woodman's and the Clam Box are overpriced tourist traps, IMO. I much prefer Farnham's, just down the road.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 28, 2018 12:15 PM (kqsXK)
Yeah, the prices last time I was there would have precluded my parents ever taking us there. But that was "Sunday drive" back in the day when we were force loaded into the '64 Impala.
"If you don't settle down back there we're going home!" He lied, on a Sunday too.

Posted by: CNN is not a banana at November 28, 2018 12:21 PM (37IEG)

357 The noose is tightening on Trump regarding Russian collusion.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2018 12:16 PM (v2bko)
..........

The walls are closing in.
It's going to be an early night.

Posted by: wth - Tijuana Mud Pies, coming soon! at November 28, 2018 12:21 PM (HgMAr)

358 Heartaches can be profitable.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro's Quotebot at November 28, 2018 12:21 PM (pkeCj)

359 275 other than some rumors of Putin ordering mafia-style hits on people, what is it, exactly, that makes Putin a terrible person?

well, he stole wossname's superbowl ring, for one.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 28, 2018 12:21 PM (xGZ+b)

360 328 >>If there's no Indy in the plot, the Nazis get the necklace from Nepal, find the Ark and then either use it But the Nazis still end up with the Ark without Indy. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 12:10 PM (bcbK

"Due to a powerful weapon about which we had no foreknowledge, the D-Day landings were profoundly and completely unsuccessful. The invasion of Europe is postponed indefinitely. The fault is mine alone."-- Gen. D.D. Eisenhower, June 8, 1944
Posted by: Zod at November 28, 2018 12:16 PM (Bdeb0)

Whoa. That's dark. Nicely done.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 28, 2018 12:21 PM (bcbK8)

361 Uber is difficult when you want to be picked up in a Park parking lot and be dropped off. They want addresses and those parking lots generally don't have one.
Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at November 28, 2018 12:15 PM (9iLHi)

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I used to drive for Uber and would have loved to get a long ride like that. Just order it up and then call or text your driver with exactly where one Uber assigns you a ride.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 28, 2018 12:22 PM (ffYR/)

362

Blue on blue
Heartache to heartache


who songs it?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2018 12:22 PM (v2bko)

363
The walls are closing in.

It's going to be an early night.

Posted by: wth - Tijuana Mud Pies, coming soon! at November 28, 2018 12:21 PM (HgMAr)

Hillary up by 10 in Florida.The caravan is a 1000 miles away.You can keep your doctor.
It's not an invasion.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at November 28, 2018 12:22 PM (8tNRg)

364 Chi-Town Jerry,

From my understanding they have rules about where they will pick up and drop off from....

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at November 28, 2018 12:22 PM (9iLHi)

365 well, he stole wossname's superbowl ring, for one.
Posted by: Anachronda at November 28, 2018 12:21 PM (xGZ+b)

Oh, hahaha. I forgot about that.

Yeah, that's a pretty gangster move. Touche.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 28, 2018 12:22 PM (GBteo)

366 We like The American BBQ in Rowley just down the road from the (meh) Clam Box.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2018 12:19 PM (W+vEI)
BBQ? In New England? Go on with ya.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 28, 2018 12:22 PM (37IEG)

367 Actually, come to think of it, if you remade "Saving Private Ryan" with a post-RotLA Nazi ark-capture, you could have the final battle scene that has both Tom Hanks and Matt Damon melting in front of a panzer-mounted Ark of the Covenant, roll credits.

Tom Hanks and Matt Damon. Melting onscreen.

Posted by: Zod at November 28, 2018 12:23 PM (Bdeb0)

368 The Police Station is supposed to be used for entertainment purposes only.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro's Quotebot at November 28, 2018 12:23 PM (pkeCj)

369 >>The world starts in Cohasset and extends as far as Provincetown.



Heh. I'm due for a trip to Duxbury to see some family, but yeah, there's so much on the North shore on up to Maine we haven't gotten south of Boston much.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2018 12:23 PM (W+vEI)

370
Closed-door briefing for senators for the fake journalist Shaggy Kenobi

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2018 12:23 PM (v2bko)

371 "Isn't that the shitty pilot on the far right?"

Hey anybody that can fly that like and still be alive has to be good.

Posted by: Avenger at November 28, 2018 12:23 PM (X3php)

372 That's the plan..."

Great countryside. OTOH, any of the trails near water seem to be somewhat overrun by mountain/trail bikes (pedal, not gas), and lots of local buzz about coyotes this year (even had a couple decide to hang out behind our back fence a few times).

Ok, that's not a great sales pitch, but hey...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 12:24 PM (6qErC)

373 Why is it so damned hard to leave a note on Muldoon's Limerick website?

There were 4 streetlights!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2018 12:24 PM (0tfLf)

374 "Judge sentenced her to 70 years."

I'm surprised killing white babies is even illegal in Maryland.

Posted by: Democrat Party at November 28, 2018 12:25 PM (eAZVt)

375 Thanks Calm Mentor.

I'm going to try with the horde first.
I'd rather someone here make some extra cash than a stranger but if it comes to that then I'll try it.

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at November 28, 2018 12:25 PM (9iLHi)

376

The noose is closing.
The walls are tightening.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2018 12:25 PM (v2bko)

377 349 I would love to tour Eastern Europe some day my mother's family came from there.

maybe you can find a rent-a-trabant place just outside berlin and do it in style.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 28, 2018 12:25 PM (NmR1a)

378

Nood

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2018 12:25 PM (v2bko)

379 365 Yeah, that's a pretty gangster move. Touche.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 28, 2018 12:22 PM (GBteo)

Even More gangster would have been having him poisoned afterward.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 28, 2018 12:26 PM (UnA8+)

380 371 "Isn't that the shitty pilot on the far right?"

Hey anybody that can fly that like and still be alive has to be good have an unexpectedly high midichlorian count.


fixt

Posted by: Anachronda at November 28, 2018 12:26 PM (NmR1a)

381 Much beloved is a husband who enjoys his buttocks, for he also rejoices over his happiness.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro's Inspirational Quote-bot at November 28, 2018 12:26 PM (pkeCj)

382 Capshaw only got the part because she was married to Speilsberg.

Let's see you try to make 1,000 takes of
InDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
less annoying.

Posted by: Kate Crapshow at November 28, 2018 12:27 PM (9qZ3S)

383 Why do people like HD televisions? Every time I wee one the coloring and shading always look off in a way that make it look like ... I don't know, a soap opera or high quality animation? I recent tried watching a movie I like first time but the HD effect was so annoying I had to turn it off. What am I missing here? Is there something wrong with my eyes?

Posted by: Ripley at November 28, 2018 12:27 PM (MxEKc)

384 But if the Red Army starts marching West, then... eh, yeah. It's a fine line to walk.

I think we made a mistake in the immediate aftermath of the dissolution of the USSR. Locked into Cold War thinking we not only clung to NATO, we expanded it. We were even working on making Ukraine a member (something that only got shelved after the Ukrainians had an election and the new guy repudiated the effort).

I have no illusions about what Russian has become under Putin. But our post-Cold War approach to the region practically guaranteed an adversarial relationship. Hindsight and all that, but in retrospect it strikes me as a mistake.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 28, 2018 12:28 PM (ppBhU)

385 11 sealed indictments from Mueller are lying-in-wait in a federal courthouse...


Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2018 12:19 PM (v2bko)

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Well Sessions has 10,000 and ready to roll up the Deep State crime syndicates.

Posted by: MAGA at November 28, 2018 12:28 PM (/8RAd)

386 illegals are credible
victims are human

Posted by: wth - Tijuana Mud Pies, coming soon! at November 28, 2018 12:28 PM (HgMAr)

387 Heh. I'm due for a trip to Duxbury to see some
family, but yeah, there's so much on the North shore on up to Maine we
haven't gotten south of Boston much.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2018 12:23 PM (W+vEI)
If you haven't tried the Greek roast beef places yet, Danvers/Beverly has a couple good joints. Nick's I think, was in the Robert Parker books.
Don't go to the South Shore though, no no, those people, no no no. Stay away from those people.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 28, 2018 12:28 PM (37IEG)

388
38 OK, now for the really hard question. Name another Capshaw movie.
Posted by: pep at November 28, 2018 11:29 AM (TpAxy)


Black Rain

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 28, 2018 12:29 PM (pNxlR)

389 Groucho, Chico, Harpo and Zeppo.

Actually, the woman on the left (no pun intended) could pass for a younger Debbie Wasserman Schultz.

Posted by: mercenary13 at November 28, 2018 12:29 PM (2XQ0T)

390 The noose is tightening on Trump regarding Russian collusion.

Sarcasm?

Posted by: bonhomme at November 28, 2018 12:30 PM (9qZ3S)

391 374 "Judge sentenced her to 70 years."

I'm surprised killing white babies is even illegal in Maryland.
______________

The story I originally read was in the DM, and it just said what the sentence was. I did a little research and found a Baltimore site that reported that the sentence was the result of a plea agreement. After initially denying the killing, the bitch agreed to plead guilty after the CCTV tape showed her clearly abusing (the MD cop who investigated called it "torturing") the baby for about 20 minutes before she piled a bunch of blankets on her and suffocated her. The baby was conscious, and visibly struggling, while the suffocation was occurring. The bitch agreed to plead guilty in exchange for a life sentence, with all but 70 years suspended, and no parole for 35 years.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 28, 2018 12:30 PM (fqUgw)

392 I've been reading some French alt-right blogs, trying to get a feel for what locals are saying about the yellow vest protests over there. The most interesting thing is how much of what they're saying echoes things said here and in the wider English-language dissident/alt-right - especially the contempt for journalists. They hate journalists. I've come across several accounts by French journalists trying to "embed" with the yellow-vest protesters, only to have their cameras smashed or be screamed at and told if they didn't get the fuck out they were going to take a beating. In some cases crowds of protesters were chasing journalists.

If I was a leftist, I'd think it was all a vast right-wing conspiracy repeating eerily similar talking points of obvious falsity since everyone knows journalists are the heroes of the people and champions of good speaking truth to power.

But I'm not a leftist. So there must be some other common cause.

Posted by: Rollory at November 28, 2018 12:32 PM (6VljH)

393 Thelma Todd, Harpo, Chico, and Groucho, on the set of Horsefeathers, 1932.

Posted by: mindful webworker - what do I win? at November 28, 2018 12:33 PM (aowex)

394 What am I missing here?"

The "soap opera effect".

Seriously. It's a motion setting that's often the default for "in store" displays. Turn it off ASAP.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 12:33 PM (6qErC)

395 Everybody know the Boss is up?

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=378366

Posted by: mindful webworker - jus' whistlin' doxxie at November 28, 2018 12:35 PM (aowex)

396 re those Crips: screw those guys in particular. shit like this is why people win elections on a "make hangings pay-per-view" platform

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 28, 2018 12:36 PM (IGHNg)

397 Seriously. It's a motion setting that's often the default for "in store" displays. Turn it off ASAP.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 28, 2018 12:33 PM (6qErC)

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This for sure. Also turn down the brightness. Store display settings are at maximum. Bring it down some and the set will last longer.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 28, 2018 12:37 PM (ffYR/)

398 347 The noose is tightening on Trump regarding Russian collusion.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2018 12:16 PM (v2bko)


Har har. You funny guy.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 28, 2018 12:38 PM (R3NSJ)

399 4 homeless dudes & dudettes under a bridge.

Wot do I win?

Posted by: saf at November 28, 2018 12:38 PM (5IHGB)

400
Women are being socialized to be empty-headed griping narcissists.


Testify, chique!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 28, 2018 12:44 PM (pNxlR)

401 The world starts in Cohasset and extends as far as Provincetown.

Never been to the Cape and have no desire to do so.

These days, the world starts and ends in one square mile around Stately Poppins Manor.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 28, 2018 12:53 PM (kqsXK)

402 218 Any morons around that are near the Conroe, TX area? If so, I have a logistics issue...
Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at November 28, 2018 11:54 AM (9iLHi)
&&***************&&&&&&&&&&&&&

lin-duh are you needing to move some freight or people? I am in Houston and live out on the West side but work near the center.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at November 28, 2018 01:59 PM (JNTt1)

403 Amy Irving (Spielberg's starter wife) in 2018: https://tinyurl.com/amyirving2018

Kate Capshaw in 2018:

https://tinyurl.com/katecapshaw2018

You might've made a mistake there, Stevo.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 28, 2018 02:10 PM (NSauZ)

404 Nice old pictures. I recognized Harrison Ford and the nose on Steven Spielberg looked familiar. Then I cheated, Google Chrome has an extension Search by Image (by Google). It found it and links to give everyone's names (others are George Lucas and Kate Capshaw.

Posted by: Biaggio Rinaldi at November 28, 2018 02:21 PM (D/t3S)

405 Q. Where do liberals keep their clothes? A. In a Whine Closet

Posted by: Tamaa Bird 1000 Voices at November 28, 2018 04:49 PM (wGqjj)

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