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Mid-Morning Open Thread
Emmanuel Zairis
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 07, 2018 09:27 AM (/9p9e)
Posted by: blaster at December 07, 2018 09:27 AM (ZfRYq)
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Posted by: illiniwek at December 07, 2018 09:32 AM (Cus5s)
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Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 07, 2018 09:33 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: runner at December 07, 2018 09:33 AM (bUjCl)
One of the harvesters of the sea
I think before my days are done
I want to be a fisherman.
Posted by: Sporkatus at December 07, 2018 09:33 AM (HtLSE)
Posted by: illiniwek at December 07, 2018 09:32 AM (Cus5s)
"George, there's something wrong with your bloody boat, I went straight through the deck and I'm standing on the bottom."
Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 07, 2018 09:33 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 07, 2018 09:34 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: sinalco at December 07, 2018 09:34 AM (yODqO)
"Girl sitting in the Grass" I like. Lots of green, surrounded by tulips. Nice girl. Very soothing.
Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 07, 2018 09:34 AM (hrcfq)
Democrats aren't done stealing House elections.
Democrats are trying to steal one more House seat in North Carolina. Theyre claiming absentee ballot "irregularities."
Irregular ballots are ballots that vote for the Republican.
Posted by: Sooth-o-matic at December 07, 2018 09:34 AM (BlyS3)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2018 09:34 AM (/tuJf)
Sought to contribute to the InsomniacSexManiac fund last night, but couldn't find it on GFM.
Posted by: Zod
Close up the open space:
https://www.gofundme.com/ aos-booty-call-fund
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2018 09:34 AM (KUNWw)
... and A Boatload of Guns Just Begging For An On-Water Accident
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 07, 2018 09:34 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 07, 2018 09:34 AM (lwiT4)
The guy on the dock looks like he's holding a cat or small dog. Weird.
Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 07, 2018 09:34 AM (/9p9e)
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 07, 2018 09:34 AM (lwiT4)
"GLOBAL WARMING!"
Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 07, 2018 09:34 AM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 07, 2018 09:34 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: josephistan at December 07, 2018 09:34 AM (7HtZB)
Shame what happened to those 10rd magazines out in that boat.
Posted by: McCool at December 07, 2018 09:35 AM (Izjjo)
"George, there's something wrong with your bloody boat, I went straight through the deck and I'm standing on the bottom."
Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 07, 2018 09:33 AM (J+mig)
FlexSeal to the rescue!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 07, 2018 09:35 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: JEM at December 07, 2018 09:35 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 07, 2018 09:35 AM (lD3vL)
Posted by: runner at December 07, 2018 09:36 AM (bUjCl)
Link in end of previous thread
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2018 09:36 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: red speck at December 07, 2018 09:36 AM (6Krd7)
Substandard workmanship on both the boat and the dock.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 07, 2018 09:36 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin (thought leader) at December 07, 2018 09:36 AM (u95+k)
Posted by: runner at December 07, 2018 09:37 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: blaster at December 07, 2018 09:37 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Shep Smith at December 07, 2018 09:37 AM (GEhPL)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2018 09:34 AM (KUNWw)
Thanks. Note that Zod has offered to match fourfold any contribution made to said fund by Fenelon, who'll no doubt see the charity in contributing to such a worthy cause...
Posted by: Zod at December 07, 2018 09:37 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 07, 2018 09:37 AM (Dy5Cx)
Posted by: steevy at December 07, 2018 09:38 AM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 07, 2018 09:38 AM (hrcfq)
41 I'm not an outdoorsman, but don't you need a rod & reel or a net to fish? Are they hoping the fish will just jump in the boat?
Posted by: josephistan at December 07, 2018 09:34 AM (7HtZB)
Not at all - they'll swim in through the hole in the boat's bottom.
This actually resembles more than one episode of Alaskan Bush People.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 07, 2018 09:38 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 07, 2018 09:38 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: JEM at December 07, 2018 09:38 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: Zod at December 07, 2018 09:39 AM (Bdeb0)
yeah, right after she makes a stop to worship at the satanic temple in IL...
Posted by: runner at December 07, 2018 09:39 AM (bUjCl)
56 Any potential future host of the Oscars must pass a Twitter background check.
Posted by: steevy at December 07, 2018 09:38 AM (BXMxN)
... or he spends a night in the box.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 07, 2018 09:39 AM (za+mW)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2018 09:39 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: runner at December 07, 2018 09:40 AM (bUjCl)
Hope springs eternal.
Posted by: Zod at December 07, 2018 09:40 AM (Bdeb0)
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From what I saw on youtube this morning, fish do exactly that. Jump into the boat, in large numbers.
Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 07, 2018 09:40 AM (hrcfq)
yeah
sorta ... they do good stuff. But they are not Trump. Trump's "5
Minutes of Truth" daily episodes would need to be harder hitting, more
emotional appeal yet straight fact based. Some of the Tucker openings
would be a good example.
There are so many cases where what
the left accuses Trump of doing ... the left is doing in spades (racism, fomenting hate/violence, killing jobs for the poor, hurting health care). A sound
bite is not enough to expose them. More than five minutes and no one would listen.
Or maybe two minutes ... two minutes of love, exposing the 24/7 lies and hate. ha (comparing to Orwell's two minutes of hate)
Posted by: illiniwek at December 07, 2018 09:41 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 07, 2018 09:41 AM (+6jVU)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 07, 2018 09:41 AM (Dy5Cx)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 07, 2018 09:41 AM (+6jVU)
"No, I swear...it was HUGE!"
"Sure gramps. Whatever you say." /rolleyes
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 07, 2018 09:42 AM (3sjI6)
Democrats are trying to steal one more House seat in North Carolina. Theyre claiming absentee ballot "irregularities."
Irregular ballots are ballots that vote for the Republican.
Posted by: Sooth-o-matic at December 07, 2018 09:34 AM (BlyS3)
Imagine if we had a GOP that actually gave a fuck.
Imagine if we had voters who actually gave a fuck.
In my ideal world, every Democrat in NC would be looking out their windows, hoping against hope that they wouldn't end the day swinging from a tree branch.
But, pace Kreplach, nobody gives a fuck and the GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 07, 2018 09:42 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: steevy at December 07, 2018 09:42 AM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 07, 2018 09:42 AM (e7O7B)
Posted by: Sooth-o-matic at December 07, 2018 09:42 AM (BlyS3)
Posted by: Zod at December 07, 2018 09:40 AM (Bdeb0)
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Would not call this the best idea in the world.
Posted by: washrivergal at December 07, 2018 09:43 AM (rE1pK)
Posted by: Zod
I'm wearing crocs right now.
Posted by: JEM at December 07, 2018 09:43 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 07, 2018 09:41 AM (Dy5Cx)
'Cuz you're a Brit?
Posted by: BignJames at December 07, 2018 09:43 AM (cxHbL)
Anybody remember who hosted them last year? Yeah, me neither.
Posted by: tu3031 at December 07, 2018 09:44 AM (sf1AO)
Man #2 : "Yup!"
Man #1: "Ya got a rod and reel?"
Man #2: "Yup."
Man #1: "Ya got worms?"
Man #2: "Yup. But the doctor says I can go anyway."
Posted by: Muldoon at December 07, 2018 09:44 AM (Dy5Cx)
This actually resembles more than one episode of Alaskan Bush People.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
*Snort.
FYI. They are no longer in Alaska. Now they are in Washington State. Meh. BFD.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2018 09:44 AM (KUNWw)
Posted by: steevy at December 07, 2018 09:42 AM (BXMxN)
The Judge Smails, You'll get nothing and like. Should always apply to Jimmy Drama
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 07, 2018 09:44 AM (SiINZ)
Posted by: tumbleweed at December 07, 2018 09:44 AM (1rrXc)
Posted by: washrivergal at December 07, 2018 09:43 AM (rE1pK)
No, no, the best idea was when our own dear Pepe wanted to pork some rando to "put a baby in her" during his divorce and child custody battle. That one was the best.
Posted by: runner at December 07, 2018 09:45 AM (bUjCl)
Minutes of Truth" daily episodes would need to be harder hitting,
Ok, So Prager U meets SmackDown.
FACTS & LOGIC delivered in-between throat punches.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 07, 2018 09:45 AM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 07, 2018 09:45 AM (enVYz)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 07, 2018 09:45 AM (SiINZ)
I guess it just goes to show, when you see any "big news" go public like that, the people and organizations involved with it have already known all about it for years.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2018 09:45 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 07, 2018 09:46 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: tumbleweed at December 07, 2018 09:46 AM (1rrXc)
"I told them we had a yacht but they just laughed when I showed them pictures"
Posted by: JEM at December 07, 2018 09:46 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: JEM at December 07, 2018 09:43 AM (8erNz)
"If thine eye offend thee, pluck it out. If thy feet offend thee, cut them off...."
Posted by: Zod at December 07, 2018 09:46 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Curly at December 07, 2018 09:46 AM (sf1AO)
Well, if I had any money to contribute to worthy causes-aside from the church I serve I probabaly would contribute if it were named "Get IS out of the house" I think he needs to get out of the house and meet people, but "booty call" is putting somebody on the spot.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2018 09:46 AM (AllCR)
Whoever had the idea of Trump creating short videos and having them posted to YouTube? Like the idea. Turn off comments, of course.
No more press conferences. Just Trump mano a mano with 'his people'.
There's probably a pre-existing facility in the WH for purposes like this.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 07, 2018 09:46 AM (e7O7B)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2018 09:47 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: josephistan at December 07, 2018 09:34 AM (7HtZB)
There might be a net in the bottom of the boat. I'd think professional fisherman would tend to use nets over rod & reel.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 07, 2018 09:47 AM (/qEW2)
Fake News CNN says they received a bomb threat yesterday and had to dramatically evacuate.
Yeah a man phoned in a bomb threat.
A man...with...
a...
SOUTHERN ACCENT!
dun-dun-DUNNNNNN
Posted by: Sooth-o-matic at December 07, 2018 09:47 AM (BlyS3)
Have Shrillary host the Oscars. Her free-wheelung ten-minute-long comedic riff on hot sauce will become one for the ages!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 07, 2018 09:47 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 07, 2018 09:48 AM (Dy5Cx)
Posted by: washrivergal at December 07, 2018 09:43 AM (rE1pK)
Well, that was a gentle way of putting it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2018 09:48 AM (AllCR)
The perfect response someone should make to a tele-pervert who heavily breathes "What are you wearing?"
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 07, 2018 09:48 AM (lD3vL)
The way I read the news release was that they weren't announcing the discovery of the formation but announcing that it was much bigger than originally thought.
Is that wrong?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2018 09:48 AM (/tuJf)
He claimed Trump "doesn't read" among the many comments he made to a laughing crowd. Didn't have a single good thing to say about his former boss.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 07, 2018 09:48 AM (ptqGC)
Isn't CNN headquartered in Atlanta?
Posted by: BignJames at December 07, 2018 09:49 AM (cxHbL)
Posted by: BignJames at December 07, 2018 09:49 AM (cxHbL)
Yes, but most of their "talent" works out of NYC.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 07, 2018 09:50 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: JEM at December 07, 2018 09:50 AM (8erNz)
Man 1: "The oars? I thought you were bringing the oars!"
Man 2: "They'll be here any minute. Suzy and her sister."
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 07, 2018 09:50 AM (e7O7B)
It was a grey morning and the man and the boy were at the dock again and they were going to go fishing. The boy was standing in the boat. He had lost both legs below the knee in the War, his war. The old man knew about war and about losing things in a war. The boy wished the old man would tell him about the things he had lost in his own war, but the old man just fished and didn't talk, because when you lose things in a war it does something to your voice. And then all you can do is sit in a boat and fish and think about the things you have lost.
Posted by: Zod Hemingway at December 07, 2018 09:50 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2018 09:47 AM (AllCR)
lol, non. I suspect these are high-school dropouts who sufferer from lack of popularity and are trying to find a clique to belong.
Posted by: runner at December 07, 2018 09:51 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 07, 2018 09:51 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 07, 2018 09:51 AM (enVYz)
Of course, the fish are all gone now, from over fishing, pollution, and global warming. All the big factory ships have saturated the market with cheap foreign fish in cans. No one buys fresh anymore.
Sad.
Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 07, 2018 09:51 AM (hrcfq)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at December 07, 2018 09:51 AM (LX21o)
Posted by: runner at December 07, 2018 09:52 AM (bUjCl)
Zod dares you. No, wait.
Zod double-dog dares you.
Posted by: Zod at December 07, 2018 09:52 AM (Bdeb0)
Is that wrong?"
Technically, that's correct. The reason they now can say it's bigger than they thought is because of all of the producing wells that have been brought on line that were in areas outside of the officially recognized boundaries, as far as the USGS was concerned. So yeah, the drillers have been gambling on it being real big for some time.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2018 09:52 AM (Kpl3J)
108 I am surrounded by three snoring dogs.
Posted by: JEM at December 07, 2018 09:50 AM (8erNz)
The maze of twisty passages, all alike, begibs in the next room.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 07, 2018 09:52 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 07, 2018 09:52 AM (e7O7B)
"Crocs...nothing else"
Posted by: steevy at December 07, 2018 09:52 AM (BXMxN)
Posted by: runner at December 07, 2018 09:51 AM (bUjCl)
You've pretty much described the Democratic Party. "Just wait until we win, then we'll pass a law that you have to recognize us as the cool kids."
Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 07, 2018 09:52 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 07, 2018 09:51 AM (enVYz)
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Yep. See the Trump Curse thread from yesterday.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 07, 2018 09:53 AM (ffYR/)
Posted by: JEM at December 07, 2018 09:50 AM (8erNz)
Ah. Three Dog Night!
Posted by: tumbleweed at December 07, 2018 09:53 AM (1rrXc)
No, sadly quite a few or most are adults. They would have to be to fund lawsuits involved with this.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2018 09:53 AM (AllCR)
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THERE'S OIL IN TEXAS!!??!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at December 07, 2018 09:53 AM (LX21o)
Posted by: BignJames at December 07, 2018 09:54 AM (cxHbL)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 07, 2018 09:54 AM (Dy5Cx)
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 07, 2018 09:52 AM (e7O7B)
Not much of a Steinbeck fan; would hate to disappoint.
Posted by: Zod at December 07, 2018 09:54 AM (Bdeb0)
A pair of crocs and three socks...
Posted by: human at December 07, 2018 09:54 AM (0CeRG)
"Crocs...nothing else"
Posted by: steevy at December 07, 2018 09:52 AM (BXMxN)
You just KNOW some moron would do just that on the Moron Love Boat.
Is grammie around? I want to warn her I volunteered her services (along with mine) chaperoning the Moron Love Boat cruise.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 07, 2018 09:54 AM (ptqGC)
It would be likely to see me sticking my tongue on a frozen pole (and no, morons I mean the pole in "A Christmas Story" in whatever state Jean what's-his name-came from.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2018 09:55 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: BignJames at December 07, 2018 09:54 AM (cxHbL)
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Serious post follows:
Don't forget to check your toilet paper and paper towels/plates supplies before leaving, too.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at December 07, 2018 09:55 AM (LX21o)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2018 09:53 AM (AllCR)
Well, overaged dropouts who still are trying to find a place to belong...probably were 'goths' 20 year ago
Posted by: runner at December 07, 2018 09:55 AM (bUjCl)
I have a great grandfather who was a fisherman. He kept diaries over several decades. A very laconic guy (never met him myself). By far and away the most common entry in those diaries?
"mended"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 07, 2018 09:55 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2018 09:56 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: Zod at December 07, 2018 09:54 AM
Shame. Lots of poverty and infants sucking on dried up breasts.
Or is that last nights ONT I'm remembering?
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 07, 2018 09:56 AM (e7O7B)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2018 09:55 AM (AllCR)
Ohio, whose current governor is the son of a postman, donchano?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 07, 2018 09:57 AM (pNxlR)
Just remember that when the enviro's say "oh we're gonna run out of oil one day!" We still have barely begun to scratch what's actually down there.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2018 09:57 AM (Kpl3J)
Grandma Zod's response: A loud blast from the whistle hanging next to her rotary phone.
Posted by: Zod at December 07, 2018 09:57 AM (Bdeb0)
There is nothing wrong with the Oscars that a good carpet bombing wouldn't fix
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 07, 2018 09:57 AM (SiINZ)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 07, 2018 09:58 AM (veoSD)
Prayer before the fishing trip?
"Bless these firearms which we are about to commit to the bottom of this lake."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 07, 2018 09:58 AM (HaL55)
Les sanglots longs
Des violons
De l'automne
Posted by: JEM at December 07, 2018 09:58 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 07, 2018 09:59 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Sponge at December 07, 2018 10:00 AM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2018 09:57 AM (Kpl3J)
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Did anyone ever explain the "we shouldn't drill because it won't reach the market for years!!!" phenomenon?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at December 07, 2018 10:00 AM (LX21o)
"mended"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 07, 2018 09:55 AM (pNxlR)
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Saw a movie once, set in Greece or somewhere. Have no other recollection of it other than it had a scene showing dozens of women sitting in the streets in the sunshine mending yards and yards of fishing nets - it appeared to be their daily routine. Not a bad life, I thought.
Posted by: washrivergal at December 07, 2018 10:00 AM (rE1pK)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 07, 2018 09:57 AM (pNxlR)
Not for much longer, thank God.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 07, 2018 10:00 AM (y7DUB)
A-hoy!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 07, 2018 10:01 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at December 07, 2018 10:01 AM (LX21o)
I just thought of a naked Bill Kristol in crocs wandering the promenade deck of the. MS Weekly Standard and now i can't eat breakfast
Posted by: JEM at December 07, 2018 10:01 AM (8erNz)
When it's a ramp.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2018 09:39 AM (/tuJf)
But "Hickory dickory ramp" doesn't have the same punch
Posted by: Kindltot at December 07, 2018 10:02 AM (mUa7G)
Posted by: blaster at December 07, 2018 09:28 AM (ZfRYq)
LOL!
When we were actually watching NASCAR, my brother called Clint Bowyer "Little Man in the Bowyer."
Posted by: Sponge at December 07, 2018 10:02 AM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Le Peasant at December 07, 2018 10:02 AM (uloIh)
Went to see Petula Clark. Petula is 86 and still has a pretty good voice. Little rough in the beginning but got stronger as she progressed. She did an almost ninety minute set.
Petula could just as easily sat there and told stories about people she'd met and worked with over the years of her life and done some singing as sort of an afterthought. She is a very engaging performer.
Anyway Miss Clark has quite the singing, stage and film resume and I believe she represents the last of a bygone era.
In fact, she closed with a song that gave me the impression she knows this is her last tour and that she went on tour to say good bye.
Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 07, 2018 10:02 AM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Zod at December 07, 2018 10:02 AM (Bdeb0)
Right up there with "why should anyone bother to plant a tree? It'll be years and years before it's big enough for anyone to sit underneath it."
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2018 10:03 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Roland THTG at December 07, 2018 10:03 AM (88+cf)
Sewn planks meant the planks of the boat were sewn together with some sort of fiber or twigs.
Apparently every culture did sewn planks at some point.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 07, 2018 10:04 AM (mUa7G)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 07, 2018 10:04 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB at December 07, 2018 10:00 AM (LX21o)
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My favorite was the, "It will take 10 years for the oil to reach the market" and, of course, 12 years later, they're saying same thing.
Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 07, 2018 10:04 AM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: tumbleweed at December 07, 2018 10:04 AM (1rrXc)
Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 07, 2018 10:02 AM
Where was the show - Downtown?
/ insert earworm...now
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 07, 2018 10:04 AM (e7O7B)
Wearing leopard-spotted socks
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 07, 2018 10:04 AM (pNxlR)
Three of them.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 07, 2018 10:04 AM (AURKQ)
"C'mon Darrell, this boat is only 5 feet long. Why would you get offended when I said you have a small dinghy?"
Posted by: Muldoon at December 07, 2018 09:48 AM (Dy5Cx)
Don't make me laugh, my RHIBs hurt.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 07, 2018 10:05 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 07, 2018 10:04 AM (e7O7B)
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Near the Subway station.
Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 07, 2018 10:05 AM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at December 07, 2018 10:05 AM (LX21o)
Posted by: illiniwek at December 07, 2018 09:32 AM (Cus5s)
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Cotton Hill, back from the war. Gave his shins after killin' fitty of Tojo's men!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 07, 2018 10:05 AM (+F0Wk)
Posted by: tu3031 at December 07, 2018 10:05 AM (sf1AO)
For people whose ideological heritage includes "five-year plans" and "command economies," these folks don't have much foresight...
Posted by: Zod at December 07, 2018 10:05 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB at December 07, 2018 10:00 AM (LX21o)
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Sure. "It'll take ten years to bring that oil to market!". They began saying thirty years ago.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 07, 2018 10:07 AM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at December 07, 2018 10:07 AM (LX21o)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2018 10:03 AM (Kpl3J)
As the old saw goes, when is the best time to plant a tree? 30 years ago. What's the next best? Right now.
So too with oil. Needs are going to continue to grow. So must our capacity.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 07, 2018 10:07 AM (J+mig)
Happy Friday. Let's all do something nice for someone you don't even know and expect nothing in return.
One step at a time makes the world a better place.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 07, 2018 10:08 AM (PFndM)
When it's a ramp.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2018 09:39 AM (/tuJf)
But "Hickory dickory ramp" doesn't have the same punch
Posted by: Kindltot at December 07, 2018 10:02 AM (mUa7G)
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For some odd reason, I just realized that Hickory Dickory Doc is a limerick. How did I not see this before?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 07, 2018 10:09 AM (+F0Wk)
Posted by: Roland THTG at December 07, 2018 10:10 AM (88+cf)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at December 07, 2018 10:11 AM (CeJUf)
Posted by: Archer at December 07, 2018 10:11 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: An Observation at December 07, 2018 10:11 AM (UQB5e)
Posted by: Archer at December 07, 2018 10:12 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: BignJames
Officer! Officer! They're looting Food Lion!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2018 10:12 AM (KUNWw)
Posted by: Moron Robbie"
Yet, developing dubious sustainable technologies with a time line of 30-50 years (if ever) to feasibility is the way to meet our energy needs.
Posted by: Ripley at December 07, 2018 10:13 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at December 07, 2018 10:13 AM (FByYU)
ha, yes, pro Wrestling ... but with facts.
Prager is almost too formulaic? ... to academic and dry? ... Tucker manages to do "smash mouth" but stays controlled and on target. Being too polite to these "commies" and seditionists as they rape our country is almost like being submissive. That is what we got from our NeverTrump types ... then Lindsay Graham somehow found some courage ... at least during the Kavanaugh hearing.
More of that kind of outburst at the left's gang rape and sedition. Leave "winning" the occassional little academic argument as the rape/sedition/coup continues ... leave that for little Ben Shapiro.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 07, 2018 10:13 AM (Cus5s)
Upper left hand corner; U-Boat
= bunches of snipers. If the snipers are smart, they'll wait until the fishermen come back so they can have fish for dinner too.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 07, 2018 10:13 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 07, 2018 10:13 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Archer at December 07, 2018 10:14 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Zod at December 07, 2018 10:14 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Sponge at December 07, 2018 10:00 AM (F4u7C)
Hydrofoil.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 07, 2018 10:15 AM (/qEW2)
But had I not perused the comments, I might've missed that Zod has offered to match fourfold any contribution made by FenelonSpoke to the aos-booty-call fund.
I haven't seen a comment from Insomniac since this came up, but were I he (and once I sorta were), I'd be simultaneously tittilatingly intrigued and so embarrassed I'd hide under a rock for the rest of eternity.
It's nice to have friends who support you.
Good morning from a chilly overcast NE Oklahoma.
Posted by: mindful webworker - 14 Days 'til Solstice at December 07, 2018 10:16 AM (gR+IE)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 07, 2018 10:16 AM (HaL55)
Rex Tillerson.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 07, 2018 10:16 AM (enVYz)
Posted by: zombie Gardner McKay at December 07, 2018 10:16 AM (4uXqI)
fish? Are they hoping the fish will just jump in the boat?
The title didn't say they were good fishermen or successful fishermen, it said they were "Two fishermen", maybe they were the two worst fishermen ever.
Posted by: An Observation at December 07, 2018 10:17 AM (UQB5e)
Posted by: Archer at December 07, 2018 10:17 AM (gmo/4)
The country folk teach their children lore and songs about the generosity of Zod.
Posted by: Zod at December 07, 2018 10:17 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 07, 2018 10:18 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 07, 2018 10:18 AM (MkcN1)
https://tinyurl.com/y7zbck2l
Have a wonderful day!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2018 10:18 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: Archer at December 07, 2018 10:18 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: An Observation at December 07, 2018 10:17 AM (UQB5e)
The picture is aptly named. If they were to catch anything then they'd be called "catchermen."
Posted by: DR.WTF? at December 07, 2018 10:19 AM (T71PA)
Posted by: An Observation at December 07, 2018 10:11 AM (UQB5e)
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Many years ago, my wife and I started getting phone calls from people looking to rent an apartment, which was odd, since we were in no way associated with any apartments for rent. We did, however, know the place people were calling about, so we drove past it one day. To our surprise, there was a big sign saying "Call about apartment rental" (or something to that effect) with our phone number below it.
We tracked down a number for the management company, and let them know. The calls stopped soon after.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 07, 2018 10:19 AM (+F0Wk)
Happy Friday. Let's all do something nice for someone you don't even know and expect nothing in return.
One step at a time makes the world a better place.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 07, 2018 10:08 AM (PFndM)
I did. I kicked in to the "what happens if Nurse Ratched and Insomniac meet?" fund.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 07, 2018 10:19 AM (kqsXK)
Zod can't contribute like amounts to the people who already contributed?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2018 10:20 AM (AllCR)
They "seem" to do OK because both companies are focused on stripping out all the obtainable cash out of what they've already got and spreading it around among their stakeholders, most importantly their respective governments. But Venezuela demonstrated the endgame for that type of asset "management" - When Chavez took over, all investment and repairs stopped, and PDvSA began to be strip mined for cash. It was in such good shape (because of the foreign nationals who had previously run it) that they could do that for about 10 - 12 years before production started to seriously drop.
But now, investment has been nil for at least 15 years, and the Venezuelan oil biz is in total collapse, as is the country itself. Desperate people there wonder if there is some quick fix - nope, first the political situation has to be fixed, and then it will take 10 - 15 years of reinvestment to ever get close to where they used to be. So, the current generation has lost the chance to benefit from the wealth they are itting on for good. Maybe, just maybe, their grandchildren can - or maybe it is just too late for that country completely, and they are just going to sink back into the jungle that the place always was.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2018 10:20 AM (Kpl3J)
Looking at this picture I can imagine a scene like that 2,000 years ago. No coolers to store food in. Leaving early morning, returning before dusk. Caloric requirements for men would be at least 2,000 calories, especially with the physical labor of rowing and setting nets. Could well be in the 4,000 calorie range.
What could they possibly consume during that period that would have a high calorie content, not spoil at room temperature, lightweight and could be transported easily?
Is it any wonder that 'Give us this day our daily bread' was part of the prayer of that age?
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 07, 2018 10:20 AM (e7O7B)
Happy Friday. Let's all do something nice for someone you don't even know and expect nothing in return.
One step at a time makes the world a better place.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 07, 2018 10:08 AM (PFndM)
I could use a Springfield Armory Standard Model M1A1...
Posted by: Archer at December 07, 2018 10:21 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 07, 2018 10:22 AM (deEx0)
--
Meanwhile, in California, growers are switching away from fruits and vegetables and planting almond trees because the price of almonds is so high.
Bearing Nuts. According to the "Sunset National Garden Book," you must have two almond trees in order to get fruit, and the trees take a minimum of three years to produce fruit. DavisWiki says that almond trees offer their best nut production in years six to 10 but can produce nuts for up to 50 years.
You plant olive trees for your great grandkids
It takes about five years for an olive tree to produce fruit, according to Texas A&M University. The lifespan of the tree is extraordinary, with many living -- and producing fruit -- for more than 500 years.
Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 07, 2018 10:22 AM (hrcfq)
I like the composition and the technique.
It's probably not going for the next level of realism that I'd like to see. The boat is rather small to have such a high prow, it doesn't make a lot of sense.
And the pier isn't on pilings, which means it's fixed relative to the water, which means this isn't tidal water, which means a lake.
It should be on an ocean. Oceans are better.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 07, 2018 10:22 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Zod
Objection, the man in the boat never gets near Crocs.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, dodging SMODlets at December 07, 2018 10:23 AM (AM1GF)
Ensure®
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 07, 2018 10:23 AM (deEx0)
that would have a high calorie content, not spoil at room temperature,
lightweight and could be transported easily?
Is it any wonder that 'Give us this day our daily bread' was part of the prayer of that age?
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 07, 2018 10:20 AM (e7O7B)
Hard cheeses were very good. Still are.
Posted by: Archer at December 07, 2018 10:23 AM (gmo/4)
Zod can't contribute like amounts to the people who already contributed? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2018 10:20 AM (AllCR)
"Then Crom said unto them, those that are least inclined to tithe to the booty-call, let charity blossom in their bosom, and let their tithe be increased by fourfold from among those who encourage the booty-call. And so it was."
Posted by: Zod at December 07, 2018 10:24 AM (Bdeb0)
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I've noticed in older novels whenever they bring a lunch along it's usually a loaf of bread and a hunk of cheese. Occasionally there's some ham or other preserved meat.
Posted by: not the mama at December 07, 2018 10:24 AM (t2AQi)
Scratches.
Looks around.
Dang. I see two dudes and a boat. No net. No tackle. No fish. Who says they're fishermen? I rename this art Two Smugglers.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 07, 2018 10:24 AM (0tfLf)
The water looks nice, but the rest looks crude and lazy. Definitely not a Dutch Masters piece.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 07, 2018 10:24 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Someguy at December 07, 2018 10:24 AM (XOBxb)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 07, 2018 10:25 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 07, 2018 10:24 AM (bcbK
Yep. You can tell by no cigars.
Those greedy dyke-pluggers never missed an opportunity for strong product placement.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 07, 2018 10:26 AM (deEx0)
You are correct, I expect. He's embarrassed . Embarrassed that people did a GFM (I've suggested it before for other things and he didn't want to) and embarrassed by the title of it.
I applaud whoever thought this up, but it needs to be renamed "Looking forward to meeting IS" or something else.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2018 10:26 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at December 07, 2018 10:26 AM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Archer at December 07, 2018 10:21 AM (gmo/4)
You'll get an AR-10 from Palmetto State, and like it!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 07, 2018 10:27 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 07, 2018 10:24 AM (bcbK
Yep. You can tell by no cigars.
Those greedy dyke-pluggers never missed an opportunity for strong product placement.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 07, 2018 10:26 AM (deEx0)
Smooth, very smooth
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 07, 2018 10:27 AM (bcbK8)
https://tinyurl.com/y7zbck2l
Have a wonderful day!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2018 10:18 AM (AllCR)
Speaking of.....did we get the hookup completed yesterday?
Posted by: Sponge at December 07, 2018 10:27 AM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Zod at December 07, 2018 10:28 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Agent Cooper at December 07, 2018 10:28 AM (8tNRg)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 07, 2018 10:28 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 07, 2018 09:45 AM (SiINZ)
Well, we vetted her, sure. But, it turns out she was not transgender. Plus, she doesn't like Beto.--Oscar Program Host Committee.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 07, 2018 10:29 AM (3sjI6)
Posted by: Zod at December 07, 2018 10:29 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Art Major at December 07, 2018 10:30 AM (RfnqA)
It was a grey morning and the man and the boy were at the dock again and they were going to go fishing. The boy was standing in the boat. He had lost both legs below the knee in the War, his war. The old man knew about war and about losing things in a war. The boy wished the old man would tell him about the things he had lost in his own war, but the old man just fished and didn't talk, because when you lose things in a war it does something to your voice. And then all you can do is sit in a boat and fish and think about the things you have lost.
Posted by: Zod Hemingway at December 07, 2018 09:50 AM (Bdeb0)
This is really well done.
I'd read more.
Have you published anything?
*pulls up Hemingway on Kindle*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 07, 2018 10:30 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 07, 2018 10:29 AM (3sjI6)
I hope the vet had a sturdy table.
or, like, one of those slings they put cows and horses and such in to keep them steady while being treated.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 07, 2018 10:31 AM (AURKQ)
https://tinyurl.com/y9uzsuog
And for any of the 'ettes stepping out this festive month, a pair of Chanel shoes:
https://tinyurl.com/yce53hhn
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 07, 2018 10:31 AM (kqsXK)
Guy on Shore: Ayup, bein' as how we're fishermen.
Guy in Boat: [Audible sigh]
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 07, 2018 10:31 AM (RD7QR)
And this year's Oscar host is....Trigglypuff
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 07, 2018 09:45 AM (SiINZ)
Well, we vetted her, sure. But, it turns out she was not
transgender. Plus, she doesn't like Beto.--Oscar Program Host Committee.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 07, 2018 10:29 AM (3sjI6)
Yes, and this needs to happen for real. And thank goodness it is starting to.
Alinsky Rule - "Make them Live By Their Own Rules"This one practice will cause the left to implode. It needs to be applied to them in every instance possible.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at December 07, 2018 10:31 AM (8tNRg)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 07, 2018 10:31 AM (deEx0)
Posted by: PETA at December 07, 2018 10:32 AM (RfnqA)
Thanks!
>>Have you published anything? Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 07, 2018 10:30 AM (bcbK
A lot of trade journalism from back when; alas, no fiction.
Posted by: Zod at December 07, 2018 10:32 AM (Bdeb0)
It takes about five years for an olive tree to produce fruit,
according to Texas AM University. The lifespan of the tree is
extraordinary, with many living -- and producing fruit -- for more than
500 years.
Olive tree pollen has changed Phoenix AZ from being the best place in the country for people with allergies to possibly the worst. The low humidity there means the pollen hangs in the air forever, since it never gets water soaked.
Posted by: An Observation at December 07, 2018 10:32 AM (UQB5e)
Captain Marvel ads looks terrible but the brief teaser for A4 makes it look extraordinary.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 07, 2018 10:33 AM (JcPeV)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 07, 2018 10:34 AM (deEx0)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 07, 2018 10:34 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Zod at December 07, 2018 10:24 AM (Bdeb0)
And this spaketh the minister of the God of Jacob and Esther, Ruth and Naomi, Paul and Priscilla.. Go importuneth people of more weighty purses.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2018 10:34 AM (AllCR)
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a man a boat and the New
York Times will declare him an out-of-touch millionaire plutocrat for
the rest of his life.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 07, 2018 10:34 AM (deEx0)
Build a man a fire, and he's warm for the night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at December 07, 2018 10:34 AM (8tNRg)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 07, 2018 10:35 AM (2LelM)
A lot of trade journalism from back when; alas, no fiction.
Posted by: Zod at December 07, 2018 10:32 AM (Bdeb0)
You're good. I'm back on critters.org, just doing critiques so far.
Your little works here are better than 90% of the stuff I'm reviewing.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 07, 2018 10:35 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 07, 2018 10:35 AM (deEx0)
Give a man a fish and you've fed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish and you've fed him for a lifetime.
Steal someone else's fish to give to the man and you've created a lifelong Democrat voter.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 07, 2018 10:36 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 07, 2018 10:36 AM (H7LIz)
Dried, cured meat. Salami, prosciutto, etc. Or stockfish.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 07, 2018 10:37 AM (/qEW2)
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Pretty sure the ChiComs will comp Capt Cuck. Or at least the ChiCom's Manhattan representative will.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 07, 2018 10:37 AM (2LelM)
Captain Marvel ads looks terrible but the brief teaser for A4 makes it look extraordinary.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 07, 2018 10:33 AM (JcPeV)
Feige needs to fix Capt. Marvel or Avengers 4 will be the end of the MCU.
I'm already more than half in the 'done' category already and I have been a huge Marvel movies fan.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 07, 2018 10:37 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at December 07, 2018 10:37 AM (6BOW3)
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at December 07, 2018 10:37 AM (6BOW3)
Funny. I spotted two dimensions almost immediately.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 07, 2018 10:38 AM (deEx0)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/315070/
Posted by: steevy at December 07, 2018 10:38 AM (BXMxN)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 07, 2018 10:39 AM (HaL55)
Teach a man to fish and you've fed him for a lifetime.
Steal someone else's fish to give to the man and you've created a lifelong Democrat voter.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 07, 2018 10:36 AM (HaL55)
Sooo much truth in that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 07, 2018 10:39 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Every Mother's Son at December 07, 2018 10:40 AM (ctuyM)
It's no longer enough to say that 2+2=5; now you must actually *believe* it.
Posted by: Zod at December 07, 2018 10:40 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at December 07, 2018 10:40 AM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Someguy at December 07, 2018 10:40 AM (XOBxb)
Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer for the rest of his life.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2018 10:41 AM (/tuJf)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/315070/
I thought the standard treatment in this situation was a struggle session where the professor was forced to wear a dunce cap while all the students jeered.
https://tinyurl.com/ydc2zq2z
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 07, 2018 10:42 AM (deEx0)
Teach a man to fish and you'll teach him to furiously cuss knotted, tangled tackle for a lifetime.
Posted by: Zod at December 07, 2018 10:42 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 07, 2018 10:43 AM (xzqr4)
Apparently, (in most cases, i suppose) the kid can't just decide what they want to be called in class anymore. They actually have to have paperwork submitted by the parent, or else the teacher can get in hot water.
Also, the whole "i identify as a ___" thing goes the same way. Without parental consent, the kid can't just dictate what they get referred to as.
As if childhood weren't enough of a pain in the ass, now the barbarians have introduced this whole new superstructure of bureaucratic asininity on top of it all...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 07, 2018 10:43 AM (AURKQ)
His Tale-Teller stories of Sun-In-His-Hair are pitch perfect as well.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 07, 2018 10:43 AM (uquGJ)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 07, 2018 10:43 AM (xzqr4)
Apple Music used to have a decent Southern Rock channel.
Used to.
Posted by: Zod at December 07, 2018 10:44 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at December 07, 2018 10:44 AM (z2W2E)
Give a man a fish and you've fed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish and you've fed him for a lifetime.
Steal someone else's fish to give to the man and you've created a lifelong Democrat voter.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 07, 2018 10:36 AM (HaL55)
That is excellent.
Posted by: rickl at December 07, 2018 10:44 AM (xjiRE)
Guy with the short legs: "I dunno. I'm stumped!"
Posted by: Muldoon at December 07, 2018 10:45 AM (DC0GS)
I'm already more than half in the 'done' category already and I have been a huge Marvel movies fan.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 07, 2018 10:37 AM (bcbK
I'm kind of where you are, but not because of CM. It's been an incredible 10 year ride with these characters and story.
I just don't feel as invested in the next generation. Plus, based on Spiderman, Black Panther and presumably Captain Marvel, politics and SJW crap are gonna start infesting these movies tenfold.
Shame. But at this point idk what can even be done about CM, it's gotta be almost finished by now, right?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 07, 2018 10:45 AM (JcPeV)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 07, 2018 10:45 AM (xzqr4)
So a simple, "hey moron" doesn't cut it anymore?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 07, 2018 10:45 AM (deEx0)
Every member of that school board should be doxxed and SWATed without mercy. They should right now be huddled in their houses wondering which is quicker - a noose or a gun.
The fact that they are not shows that, despite Trump, despite the massive number of people who think this sort of thing is utter lunacy, despite all the crowing about the left eating itself, the country is doomed.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 07, 2018 10:46 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 07, 2018 10:46 AM (DC0GS)
I have a sneaking suspicion that this whole "I identify as..." and "my pronouns are..." thing is a passing fad. The reward for winning these little battles just seems so insignificant, I can't imagine (sane) people still fussing about this well into adulthood. In time, it'll be pigeonholed as a behavioral oddity, and will diminish.
Posted by: Zod at December 07, 2018 10:46 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: An Observation at December 07, 2018 10:46 AM (UQB5e)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 07, 2018 10:48 AM (49UDy)
So a simple, "hey moron" doesn't cut it anymore?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 07, 2018 10:45 AM (deEx0)
If I was a teacher now? Every student gets a seat number, and gets called by number. Good way to break it to them early that they're just not that important in the grand scheme, and most authority figures will only see you as a number.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 07, 2018 10:48 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: An Observation at December 07, 2018 10:48 AM (UQB5e)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 07, 2018 10:48 AM (DC0GS)
Years ago my HQ equivalent was a fishing BBS. I once noted that,
"the biggest lie a man tells himself, outside of adultery, is 'one more cast'".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 07, 2018 10:48 AM (fuK7c)
++++
What is best in fishing?
To bait cast your fishing line, to bring fish before you, to hear the lamentations of their Finn's
Posted by: Total Control Racist at December 07, 2018 10:50 AM (z2W2E)
Posted by: Anachronda at December 07, 2018 10:50 AM (NmR1a)
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Just one more screen refresh at AoSHQ.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 07, 2018 10:50 AM (tfbws)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 07, 2018 10:50 AM (DC0GS)
Posted by: Burger Chef at December 07, 2018 10:51 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 07, 2018 10:46 AM (DC0GS)
LOL
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 07, 2018 10:52 AM (bcbK8)
*********
Well, sumpin' is better than nothin'
What kind of bilge is that?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 07, 2018 10:52 AM (fuK7c)
Every member of that school board should be doxxed and SWATed without mercy. They should right now be huddled in their houses wondering which is quicker - a noose or a gun.
...
Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 07, 2018 10:46 AM (kqsXK)
I like where your head is at.
Are private SWAT teams also an option?
Cuz I'd kinda like them to be an option in this case.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 07, 2018 10:53 AM (bcbK8)
Be nice if Trump fired some of the swamp creatures instead and could at least keep the appearance that he wasn't in constant chaos at the WH.
The only thing that keeps me putting up with Trump is his hard stance on immigration. But nothing will ever convince me otherwise that the guy has zero leadership skills. He's just a thin-skinned megalomaniac celebrity that blames everything on somebody else.
He would easily win reelection if he just acted like a grown up. The issues he ran on resonate with the silent majority.
Posted by: heloc at December 07, 2018 10:53 AM (prh9V)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 07, 2018 10:54 AM (2LelM)
*********
Well, sumpin' is better than nothin'
What kind of bilge is that?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 07, 2018 10:52 AM (fuK7c)
*****
If we weren't talking about a rowboat, i'd say all these puns were tacky.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 07, 2018 10:54 AM (AURKQ)
I personally have never caught one of those.
But if you do, don't wish for the entire lake to be turned into Guinness, you'll have to pee INSIDE tthe boat for the rest of the day.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 07, 2018 10:54 AM (DC0GS)
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In other news, well duhhhh!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 07, 2018 10:55 AM (+y/Ru)
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Just one more screen refresh at AoSHQ.
Posted by: Captain Obvious
Amen.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2018 10:55 AM (KUNWw)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 07, 2018 10:45 AM (JcPeV)
Reshoots/re-edits are always an option, right up until release.
But assuming CM doesn't take down the MCU, Feige needs to make her likable if she's going to lead the Avengers from now on....which is the plan, supposedly.
Ah well, like you said, it was an impressive 10 year run. I'll always have Iron Man 1, GotG, Avengers 1 and 2...they can't take that away from me.
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Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 07, 2018 10:56 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 07, 2018 10:57 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 07, 2018 10:56 AM (0O7c5)
Hank Hill's pop, just after the war.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 07, 2018 10:57 AM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Someguy at December 07, 2018 10:57 AM (XOBxb)
Are private SWAT teams also an option?
Cuz I'd kinda like them to be an option in this case.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 07, 2018 10:53 AM (bcbK
It's only a matter of time.
Posted by: rickl at December 07, 2018 10:57 AM (xjiRE)
So Trump fires another Chief of Staff. Another hire of his where it's "only the best".
Posted by: heloc at December 07, 2018 10:53 AM (prh9V)
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I've heard some make the point that the Chief of Staff's job is to get the President re-elected -- and that Gen. Kelly is not a political animal (although I've heard others say that, anymore, you HAVE to be a political animal to become a General).
Posted by: ShainS - Mueller Witchhunt Survivor at December 07, 2018 10:58 AM (WqPYg)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 07, 2018 10:56 AM (0O7c5)
Hank Hill's pop, just after the war.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 07, 2018 10:57 AM (xPJvm)
"They took my shins!"
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Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2018 10:59 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 07, 2018 10:59 AM (kqsXK)
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Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 07, 2018 10:46 AM (kqsXK)
I like where your head is at.
Are private SWAT teams also an option?
Cuz I'd kinda like them to be an option in this case.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 07, 2018 10:53 AM (bcbK
Hmmm... so they were forcing Speech?
Sounds like a violation of her first Amendment rights. Lawfare!
Posted by: Don Q at December 07, 2018 10:59 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: heloc at December 07, 2018 10:53 AM (prh9V)
What are you talking about?
Posted by: Jen the original at December 07, 2018 11:00 AM (L/94n)
Posted by: phoenixgirl
That's Cotton Hill. Hank's dad.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2018 11:00 AM (KUNWw)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 07, 2018 10:54 AM (2LelM)
Nymph/wet fly?
Posted by: Zod at December 07, 2018 11:00 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Intersectional Film Critic at December 07, 2018 11:01 AM (49UDy)
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Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 07, 2018 10:46 AM (kqsXK)
I like where your head is at.
Are private SWAT teams also an option?
Cuz I'd kinda like them to be an option in this case.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 07, 2018 10:53 AM (bcbK
Hmmm... so they were forcing Speech?
Sounds like a violation of her first Amendment rights. Lawfare!
Posted by: Don Q at December 07, 2018 10:59 AM (NgKpN)
All right, Lawfare first
I still like the private SWAT idea...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 07, 2018 11:01 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: naturalfake at December 07, 2018 11:01 AM (9X624)
Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 07, 2018 10:48 AM (J+mig)
Wait....
/looks around nervously for a big white ball
Posted by: Number 6 at December 07, 2018 11:01 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Someguy at December 07, 2018 11:02 AM (XOBxb)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 07, 2018 11:02 AM (wd9fW)
Posted by: The Trumpenator at December 07, 2018 11:02 AM (dDMQ9)
Posted by: naturalfake at December 07, 2018 11:02 AM (9X624)
Some people say Brie Larson is too wooden to play Captain Marvel,
but I think she'll be oaky.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 07, 2018 11:01 AM (9X624)
Brie Larsen a good actress? Tom said cheesily...
Posted by: Number 6 at December 07, 2018 11:02 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2018 11:02 AM (KUNWw)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 07, 2018 11:03 AM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 07, 2018 11:02 AM
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Looks like it is floating above the water, maybe it's a hover boat.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 07, 2018 11:03 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: naturalfake at December 07, 2018 11:03 AM (9X624)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 07, 2018 11:03 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Cato
Bar code.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2018 11:04 AM (KUNWw)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 07, 2018 11:04 AM (RD7QR)
That Brie Larson, boy! is she some corker!
Posted by: naturalfake at December 07, 2018 11:03 AM (9X624)
She stinks on toast
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 07, 2018 11:04 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2018 11:04 AM (/tuJf)
I dunno, she was very emotive in Backdoor Inglorius Bitches 7...
Or was that some other Brie Larson? Pron chicks come and go so fast...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at December 07, 2018 11:04 AM (UFLLM)
But assuming CM doesn't take down the MCU, Feige needs to make her
likable if she's going to lead the Avengers from now on....which is the
plan, supposedly.
Ah well, like you said, it was an impressive 10 year run. I'll
always have Iron Man 1, GotG, Avengers 1 and 2...they can't take that
away from me.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 07, 2018 10:56 AM (bcbK
Well.... I hope she has a plan. You can't be a great leader without a great plan.
Amirite Admiral Holdo?
..............Shut up Po!
Posted by: General Organa (I am not a princess!) at December 07, 2018 11:04 AM (ymnmz)
Sounds like a violation of her first Amendment rights. Lawfare!
Posted by: Don Q at December 07, 2018 10:59 AM (NgKpN)
All right, Lawfare first
I still like the private SWAT idea...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 07, 2018 11:01 AM (bcbK
Private SWAT?
I believe that falls under... Militia..
/Adds Edwards to the watch list
Posted by: Bob, NSA... at December 07, 2018 11:05 AM (NgKpN)
but I think she'll be oaky.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 07, 2018 11:01 AM (9X624)
Brie Larsen a good actress? Tom said cheesily...
Posted by: Number 6
Now they're gonna smear Brie.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2018 11:05 AM (KUNWw)
Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 07, 2018 10:48 AM (J+mig)
Wait....
/looks around nervously for a big white ball
Posted by: Number 6 at December 07, 2018 11:01 AM (NgKpN)
LOL
Nice
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Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2018 11:04 AM (KUNWw)
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Done, and done. It's called an SSN. You're inventory.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 07, 2018 11:05 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 07, 2018 10:48 AM
Sometimes even we are a number.
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge No. 7 at December 07, 2018 11:05 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: naturalfake at December 07, 2018 11:05 AM (9X624)
"I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered! My life is my own!"
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Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 07, 2018 11:07 AM (KUaJL)
Thank for the penguin video. It was cute and hilarious! The title cracked me up before I even opened it, because it sort of describes me.
Posted by: Brunnhilde at December 07, 2018 11:07 AM (aW5/6)
Posted by: Tomorrow's Headline at December 07, 2018 11:08 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Cato
Bar code.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2018 11:04 AM (KUNWw)
Yeah, on their hand or forehead. That way, they can all be 666, since the placeholders in the UPC code is a 6. which reads as a 9 from the opposite direction.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 07, 2018 11:08 AM (3sjI6)
I dunno, she was very emotive in Backdoor Inglorius Bitches 7...
Or was that some other Brie Larson? Pron chicks come and go so fast...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at December 07, 2018 11:04 AM (UFLLM)
You're thinking about Brie Olson. She does porn.
I don't think Brie Larson does...though I'd be glad to be proven wrong.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 07, 2018 11:08 AM (bcbK8)
but I think she'll be oaky.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 07, 2018 11:01 AM (9X624)
Brie Larsen a good actress? Tom said cheesily...
Posted by: Number 6
Someone posted on EVS's channel - "She looks like an unenthusiastic handjob come to life"
Posted by: josephistan at December 07, 2018 11:08 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Tomorrow's Headline at December 07, 2018 11:08 AM (ctuyM)
No, I've got antibiotics for that
Posted by: Paris Hilton at December 07, 2018 11:09 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2018 11:09 AM (JFO2v)
When one of your friends is weirder than the rest:
https://tinyurl.com/ybo98cjk
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2018 10:59 AM
reminds me of Joe Walsh as compared to the rest of the Eagles on their first reunion tour
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 07, 2018 11:09 AM (KCxzN)
Posted by: An Observation at December 07, 2018 11:09 AM (UQB5e)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 07, 2018 11:09 AM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2018 11:09 AM (JFO2v)
Depends on if you are holding the right 'rod'...
Posted by: Don Q at December 07, 2018 11:10 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 07, 2018 11:10 AM (wd9fW)
"I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered! My life is my own!"
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https://youtu.be/a7LH__BPqSY
Posted by: josephistan at December 07, 2018 11:10 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: josephistan at December 07, 2018 11:08 AM
Greg Honey, shouldn't it be a little harder than this?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 07, 2018 11:10 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: An Observation at December 07, 2018 11:09 AM (UQB5e)
don't worry... 9th circuit will slap it down like they did the Aiding and Abetting Illegal Alien Statute (last week).
Posted by: Don Q at December 07, 2018 11:11 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: josephistan at December 07, 2018 11:08 AM
Greg Honey, shouldn't it be a little harder than this?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 07, 2018 11:10 AM (0tfLf)
/golf clap...
Well played... wicked Googly!
Posted by: Don Q at December 07, 2018 11:12 AM (NgKpN)
How about his own words for the title.
Another Saturday night that I ain't got no money and I can't get laid.
Posted by: aint that good news at December 07, 2018 11:12 AM (fWdPl)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 07, 2018 11:13 AM (+y/Ru)
The alien invasion. It arrives.
Posted by: Zod at December 07, 2018 11:13 AM (Bdeb0)
Or Raclette.
Posted by: Zod at December 07, 2018 11:14 AM (Bdeb0)
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Yup, and a similar one with a pig.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 07, 2018 11:14 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 07, 2018 11:07 AM (bcbK
If McGoohan were alive today, I think seeing police CCTV cameras all over London would drive him bonkers.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 07, 2018 11:14 AM (WfYzX)
Posted by: Someguy "
punch UP!!!1
nice to see the Someguy back.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at December 07, 2018 11:14 AM (mcaAS)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2018 11:15 AM (aKsyK)
The alien invasion. It arrives.
Posted by: Zod at December 07, 2018 11:13 AM (Bdeb0)
Damn it, just when fembot tech was starting to look imminent.
Ah well, should be interesting at least.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 07, 2018 11:15 AM (bcbK8)
The alien invasion. It arrives.
Posted by: Zod at December 07, 2018 11:13 AM (Bdeb0)
Nah, they're just super stoked about Avengers 4.
(Or they think movies are real like the good guys in Galaxy Quest and have come here to vaporize us.)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 07, 2018 11:15 AM (JcPeV)
Posted by: Zod at December 07, 2018 11:13 AM (Bdeb0)
About damn time. This human disguise is itchy and pinches my lower midleft tentacle in the worst way.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 07, 2018 11:15 AM (J+mig)
An insteresting bit about The Prisoner (at least to me!):
The exchange between McGoohan and Number Two: "Who is Number 1?" "You are Number Six!" gives the answer when you add a comma: "You are, Number Six!"
Posted by: Floyd of Rosedale at December 07, 2018 11:15 AM (GaIMc)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 07, 2018 11:14 AM (+y/Ru)
But enough about Lena Dunham...
Posted by: Hikaru at December 07, 2018 11:15 AM (pgXNG)
Posted by: IC at December 07, 2018 11:16 AM (a0IVu)
Brie looks like she's thinking about redecorating her kitchen while giving a hand job to a really fat man who smells.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 07, 2018 11:10 AM (wd9fW)
The only thing that I can glean from the trailer is.
She was given powers of all the combined Marvel Superheros by space Hilary in space Wakanda and now she is basically the most powerful person in Ginormiverse.
And she always looks like WTF am I doing here?
Anywho, did anyone ask Space Hillary if plucking some preteen girl out of the blue and then turning her into the ultimate killing machine was what she wanted. Was there any consent before they turned her into Space Jason Bourne?
Does space Hilary have any protocols in place when one of the genetically engineered terror weapons goes kerplunkity and turns into ED2000 from Robocop and starts wasting the Ginormiverse?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 07, 2018 11:16 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 07, 2018 11:17 AM (WfYzX)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at December 07, 2018 11:17 AM (UFLLM)
The alien invasion. It arrives.
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Well, if it's them or Avenatti, Loopy, Kameltoe etc., I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 07, 2018 11:17 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: An Observation at December 07, 2018 11:09 AM (UQB5e)
Bring it.
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at December 07, 2018 11:18 AM (9VeU0)
The alien invasion. It arrives.
Posted by: Zod at December 07, 2018 11:13 AM (Bdeb0)
Honestly, would anyone be surprised at this point?
Posted by: josephistan at December 07, 2018 11:18 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 07, 2018 11:17 AM (WfYzX)
Based on the trailers, absolutely.
And Marvel has usually done a great job creating hype with its trailers. The two CM trailers just look...generic, at best.
Does not bode well for the film.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 07, 2018 11:18 AM (JcPeV)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 07, 2018 11:17 AM (WfYzX)
I watched the trailers..too damn stupid and insipid. Pass.
Posted by: IC at December 07, 2018 11:18 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2018 11:18 AM (aKsyK)
The alien invasion. It arrives.
Posted by: Zod at December 07, 2018 11:13 AM (Bdeb0)
"wait, it was the Sun. Our bad."
Posted by: NASA at December 07, 2018 11:19 AM (7HtZB)
Does not bode well for the film.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 07, 2018 11:18 AM (JcPeV
Social justice... is there anything it can't ruin?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 07, 2018 11:19 AM (WfYzX)
The alien invasion. It arrives.
Posted by: Zod at December 07, 2018 11:13 AM (Bdeb0)
And not a moment too soon. I, for one, welcome our new glowing blue overlords of indeterminate shape.
Posted by: rickl at December 07, 2018 11:19 AM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 07, 2018 11:14 AM (+y/Ru)
But enough about Lena Dunham...
Posted by: Hikaru at December 07, 2018 11:15 AM
Hey, I'm going to be hosting the Oscars!
Posted by: Cora "The Trig" Segal at December 07, 2018 11:19 AM (ctuyM)
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Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 07, 2018 11:19 AM (ffYR/)
Speaking of smelly handjobs, what is it with German leftists and their fascination with rotten fish smelling bull dykes? Their party just elected another one to replace Merkle.
BM, er, PM Macaroon must be looking over thr border going "...if only she was 20 years older... I'll bet she drives a mean strap on..."
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at December 07, 2018 11:19 AM (UFLLM)
The alien invasion. It arrives.
Posted by: Zod
Caravan from space!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2018 11:18 AM (aKsyK)
Here I come to save the daaaaaaaaayyyyyyy!
(Space Hilary gave me those powers too)
Posted by: Craptain Marvel at December 07, 2018 11:20 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 07, 2018 11:07 AM (bcbK
If McGoohan were alive today, I think seeing police CCTV cameras all over London would drive him bonkers.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 07, 2018 11:14 AM (WfYzX)
Indeed.
The last interviews of his life showed how much he disliked current culture and politics. He was an old school gentleman, faithful to his wife, a good Christian by all accounts as well.
He got out while the getting was good.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 07, 2018 11:20 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 07, 2018 11:20 AM (fuK7c)
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Crap, did any of you guys make it out to the DMV at Alpha Centauri to look at those Hyperspace Highway plans?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 07, 2018 11:20 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Someguy at December 07, 2018 11:21 AM (XOBxb)
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Ta-tas? On D&C, they've charted how Captain Marvel's artists have gradually shrunk her breast size over the past few years until she's now flat as week old soda
Posted by: josephistan at December 07, 2018 11:21 AM (7HtZB)
If Brie Larson was hot they'd call her Fondue.
Fon don't.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2018 11:15 AM (aKsyK)
Fon did....everybody.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 07, 2018 11:21 AM (8iiMU)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits
Any new word on the car-b-ques?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2018 11:21 AM (KUNWw)
The exchange between McGoohan and Number Two: "Who is Number 1?" "You are Number Six!" gives the answer when you add a comma: "You are, Number Six!"
Posted by: Floyd of Rosedale at December 07, 2018 11:15 AM (GaIMc)
Alexander Waverly, Number One, Section One
Posted by: Fox2! at December 07, 2018 11:21 AM (MwFQu)
I expect that name is toothpaste that won't be going back in the tube. I guffawed when I first read it. It's Horde sourced, so it has to meet certain standards of juvenile Moronic crudeness. Isn't it just the perfect beginning for deep romance and lifelong matrimonial relationships‽
Posted by: mindful webworker - 14 Days 'til Solstice at December 07, 2018 11:22 AM (YxmCS)
"After one look at this planet, any visitor from space would say 'I want to see the manager.'" -- Wm. Burroughs
Posted by: Zod at December 07, 2018 11:22 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 07, 2018 11:20 AM (KUaJL)
Nope, but last year I bought the major space lanes between Alpha Centauri and Earth.
So the tax revenue should be nice.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 07, 2018 11:22 AM (JcPeV)
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Damn hate monger!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 07, 2018 11:22 AM (+y/Ru)
And Marvel has usually done a great job creating hype with its trailers. The two CM trailers just look...generic, at best.
Does not bode well for the film.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 07, 2018 11:18 AM (JcPeV
Social justice... is there anything it can't ruin?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at December 07, 2018 11:19 AM (WfYzX)
The sound track concept worked so well with GotG that we are doing the same with CM, using songs from 1996 Lillith Fair.
Posted by: Maarvel Studios at December 07, 2018 11:22 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 07, 2018 11:21 AM
Not true. I stopped at 26.
Posted by: Fon Z at December 07, 2018 11:22 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 07, 2018 11:23 AM (wQDH5)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 07, 2018 11:17 AM (WfYzX)
Yeah, it looks terrible.
It MIGHT limp across the finish line on the back of CGI cats and a sassy Samuel L. Jackson.
But Brie looks terrible and disinterested. It's looking as bad, if not worse than the casting of Halle Berry as Storm in X-men.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 07, 2018 11:23 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: mindful webworker - 14 Days 'til Solstice at December 07, 2018 11:23 AM (YxmCS)
I like the part where it says "WITH HER" and that morphs into "WITH A HERO."
Also, I am presuming that the pilot physical for the Air Force would have picked up on the glowing green blood.
Posted by: blaster at December 07, 2018 11:23 AM (9VeU0)
Posted by: runner at December 07, 2018 11:24 AM (bUjCl)
373 So I take it, then, the consensus is that the new 'Captain Marvel, Now With Ta-tas' movie is going to be warmed-over poo?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at December 07, 2018 11:17 AM (WfYzX)
Yeah, it looks terrible.
It MIGHT limp across the finish line on the back of CGI cats and a sassy Samuel L. Jackson.
But Brie looks terrible and disinterested. It's looking as bad, if not worse than the casting of Halle Berry as Storm in X-men.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 07, 2018 11:23 AM (bcbK
Tanned rested and ready!
Posted by: Block of Wood at December 07, 2018 11:25 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: mindful webworker - 14 Days 'til Solstice at December 07, 2018 11:23 AM
Theme song should be Elvis' "Promised Land".
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 07, 2018 11:25 AM (ctuyM)
Thus explaining his absence.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2018 11:25 AM (AllCR)
The alien invasion. It arrives.
Posted by: Zod
Awesome, my Space Uber is finally here!
Posted by: Brother Cavil, dodging SMODlets at December 07, 2018 11:25 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 07, 2018 11:26 AM (nAeGR)
He got out while the getting was good.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 07, 2018 11:20 AM (bcbK
McGoohan was an old-school Roman Catholic.
Even in his 'Danger Man' days, he insisted that his character would not carry a gun, and would not be kissing a new girl every episode.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 07, 2018 11:26 AM (WfYzX)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 07, 2018 11:26 AM (nAeGR)
Oh please let it be like the scene in Mars Attacks, with Kristol and Hayes trying to so, so hard to communicate with the aliens, and the aliens just contemptuously look over and vaporize them on the spot.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 07, 2018 11:27 AM (JcPeV)
Posted by: blaster at December 07, 2018 11:23 AM
Nah. It was 1345, and their tee time was 1400.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 07, 2018 11:27 AM (ctuyM)
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Ta-tas? On D&C, they've charted how Captain Marvel's artists have gradually shrunk her breast size over the past few years until she's now flat as week old soda
Posted by: josephistan at December 07, 2018 11:21 AM (7HtZB)
The art devolution is sad. Ms. Marvel used to be hot as hell, if you see her early 2000's art. (the writing was always shit, sadly)
Brie isn't exactly busty either.
Marvel has done a bad job making any of their female characters sexual, except for ScarJo.
Brie looks sterile and frigid, robotic.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 07, 2018 11:27 AM (bcbK8)
@MMFlint
Oh boy. With new members of Congress like Alexandria and Rashida, the curtain is going to be pulled ALL the way back so the public can see what's truly been going on. Dems who've been collaborators in selling out working ppl and the poor 2 the billionaires on Wall St. must be shi...
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The crazy/evil Donks will be fed to the crazier/eviler Donks.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 07, 2018 11:27 AM (+y/Ru)
The alien invasion. It arrives.
Posted by: Zod
Caravan from space!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2018 11:18 AM (aKsyK)
Here I come to save the daaaaaaaaayyyyyyy!
(Space Hilary gave me those powers too)
Posted by: Craptain Marvel at December 07, 2018 11:20 AM (ymnmz)
You'll be hearing from my lawyers.. copyright infringement...
Posted by: Mighty Mouse at December 07, 2018 11:28 AM (NgKpN)
He got out while the getting was good.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 07, 2018 11:20 AM (bcbK
McGoohan was an old-school Roman Catholic.
Even in his 'Danger Man' days, he insisted that his character would not carry a gun, and would not be kissing a new girl every episode.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 07, 2018 11:26 AM (WfYzX)
He'd shoot people in Danger Man (I have the box set!) but yes, he didn't want to be James Bond.
The fun part is the clear implication that it is his character from Danger Man who's been sent to the Village when he tries to retire.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 07, 2018 11:28 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 07, 2018 11:27 AM (bcbK
That's the way they want their wimmenz, because males are evil and don't deserve them.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 07, 2018 11:29 AM (8iiMU)
I mean he could even look at her. All he could do is star at a cat?
Optics. Marvel. Optics.
Posted by: NPC SJW at December 07, 2018 11:29 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 07, 2018 11:23 AM (bcbK
Tanned rested and ready!
Posted by: Block of Wood at December 07, 2018 11:25 AM (ymnmz)
LOL
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 07, 2018 11:29 AM (bcbK8)
My uncle was there and would have been on one of the ships except that he'd just had his appendix out and was in the hospital recovering. He heard the bombings begin and ran for the harbor. And helped those who were brought into the hospital with far worse than an appendectomy scar.
When he shipped soon after, he and the nurse who'd tended him had fallen in love. He told her to wait for him, he was coming back for her.
He served on a supply ship in the Pacific, where it was so hot that he rubbed a hole in his lucky silver dollar that he carried in his pocket.
She waited, and he did return, and they married after the war. That warn-through silver dollar was modified a bit and became his wedding ring.
Which is why I have a branch of my family in Hawaii.
Posted by: Specifically Deplorable at December 07, 2018 11:30 AM (6FY0P)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 07, 2018 11:30 AM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 07, 2018 11:30 AM (qC1Sy)
The exchange between McGoohan and Number Two: "Who is Number 1?" "You are Number Six!" gives the answer when you add a comma: "You are, Number Six!"
Posted by: Floyd of Rosedale at December 07, 2018 11:15 AM (GaIMc)
Alexander Waverly, Number One, Section One
Posted by: Fox2! at December 07, 2018 p/i]
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"Open Channel D."
"Yes, Mr. Solo? What have you learned?"
"We've learned that Thrush is almost certainly financing this woman Ocasio-Cortez."
"Excellent. Report any attempts on your life . . . unless, of course, they're successful."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 07, 2018 11:30 AM (wQDH5)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 07, 2018 11:30 AM (+y/Ru)
as hell, if you see her early 2000's art. (the writing was always shit,
sadly)
Brie isn't exactly busty either.
Marvel has done a bad job making any of their female characters sexual, except for ScarJo.
Brie looks sterile and frigid, robotic.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 07, 2018 11:27 AM (bcbK
I know right? The never sexualize the male super heros
Posted by: Chris Hemsworth walking around with no shirt and lo rise jeans at December 07, 2018 11:31 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 07, 2018 11:31 AM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: NPC SJW at December 07, 2018 11:29 AM (ymnmz)
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You are very brave and kind but I must disagree it's not just optics it's systemic oppression orange man bad
Posted by: NPC_10001110101 at December 07, 2018 11:31 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 07, 2018 11:27 AM (bcbK
That's the way they want their wimmenz, because males are evil and don't deserve them.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 07, 2018 11:29 AM (8iiMU)
That's why I love Tony Stark and Peter Fucking Quill so much. They actually chased tail.
But Marvel has really failed women. As much as I rag on the DC movies, at least Wonder Woman, Harley Quinn and even the Sorceress were attractive, sexy and sensual as well as powerful.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 07, 2018 11:31 AM (bcbK8)
LOL! You really think we have a functional court system?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 07, 2018 11:32 AM (lD3vL)
https://bit.ly/2EjYUfk
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 07, 2018 11:20 AM (fuK7c)
Warum sehe iche Bild.de nicht?
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 07, 2018 11:32 AM (RD7QR)
Thus, when toddlers refer to a 3rd person, it's not "she did it," but "Susu did it" --- or, to make a seasonal football reference, not "he did it," but "da-bo did it."
I therefore believe that, when confronted with a surreal policy based on little more than a toddler's sensibility, the solution is to revert to that speaking age yourself. Just don't use 3rd-person pronouns at all.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 07, 2018 11:33 AM (Rxduq)
I get a still at the beginning of a video where an orangutan is grabbing the boob of a Chinese zoo girl.
And he's got his lips all bent back creepily.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 07, 2018 11:35 AM (fuK7c)
The fact that they are not shows that, despite Trump, despite the massive number of people who think this sort of thing is utter lunacy, despite all the crowing about the left eating itself, the country is doomed.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 07, 2018 10:46 AM (kqsXK)
My feelings exactly. This country has lost it's moral grounding. And no civilization survives without moral grounding. The Bible and other written history is full of stories about this.
Posted by: Sooner at December 07, 2018 11:39 AM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: Hands at December 07, 2018 11:42 AM (786Ro)
/ insert earworm...now
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 07, 2018 10:04 AM (e7O7B)
Just don't sleep in the subway, darling
Don't stand in the pouring rain
Posted by: Fox2! at December 07, 2018 12:11 PM (MwFQu)
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