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I'll alert the others.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at November 16, 2018 05:24 PM (xQfPr) 2
Or quote his predecessor, "Remember, this is MY house."
Posted by: Cold Rage at November 16, 2018 05:24 PM (Zq4E3) 3
New threads are TIGHT!
Posted by: Max Power at November 16, 2018 05:24 PM (q177U) 4
He should refuse to call on Acosta, or any other CNN reporter, while Acosta is in the room.
Posted by: Philip Snyder at November 16, 2018 05:24 PM (w1gZT) 5
Yo !
Posted by: Yo! at November 16, 2018 05:25 PM (1XAal) 6
Jon Gabriel must read the comments here, because that suggestion was all over the comments here this morning. I think Jay Guevara was the first to suggest it.
Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 05:25 PM (U5tDi) Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 16, 2018 05:25 PM (bcbK8) 8
Damn. Could've been second.
Posted by: golfman at November 16, 2018 05:25 PM (If3tB) 9
No, call on Accost-her only. Piss off his cronies.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at November 16, 2018 05:25 PM (MX7xj) 10
3 New threads are TIGHT!
Posted by: Max Power at November 16, 2018 05:24 PM (q177U) Yeah, yeah, yeah! Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 16, 2018 05:26 PM (bcbK8) Posted by: Yo! at November 16, 2018 05:26 PM (1XAal) 12
Jon Gabriel has an interesting suggestion: Trump should call on only Acosta, and only let Acosta speak for the full hour of a press conference.
April Ryan hardest hit. And Accoster would lose that battle. Posted by: golfman at November 16, 2018 05:26 PM (If3tB) 13
Trump - Are you going to apologize to my intern for striking her? No? Get out.
Posted by: Smiley at November 16, 2018 05:26 PM (3w9Fm) 14
How bizarre. Trump is like a party of one.
Some economic adviser type guy was saying on the radio that he's met Trump in person a number of times and he's struck how warm and optimistic the president is in person. A glass half full type guy. Posted by: Max Power at November 16, 2018 05:27 PM (q177U) 15
FTS. Don't stroke Accosta's ego by giving him the whole hour. The pansy media won't shank him.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2018 05:27 PM (9vbJt) Posted by: Muldoon at November 16, 2018 05:27 PM (m45I2) 17
BreakingNLive
6m BREAKING: Democrat candidate for Governor in Georgia, Stacey Abrams has conceded. Republican Brian Kemp is the next governor of Georgia. Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Ill Girlffriend at November 16, 2018 05:27 PM (BqBId) 18
r quote his predecessor, "Remember, this is MY house."
Posted by: Cold Rage at November 16, 2018 05:24 PM (Zq4E3) That's good. Posted by: golfman at November 16, 2018 05:28 PM (If3tB) 19
A glass half full type guy.
Posted by: Max Power at November 16, 2018 05:27 PM (q177U) He'd have to be to put up with all the crap he does. Posted by: hobbitopoly at November 16, 2018 05:28 PM (MX7xj) Posted by: naturalfake at November 16, 2018 05:28 PM (CRRq9) 21
I'm tired of Acosta. Move the press over to the EOB and have done with the whole mess. He gets the same non-access everyone else gets and when they whine about the inconvenience of being next door, tell them to call Acosta.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 16, 2018 05:28 PM (Z216Q) 22
That is an awesome suggestion. Take 1 question and only 1 question from Acosta then end the press conference. Do this every day.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 16, 2018 05:28 PM (MPpRe) 23
Why did Acosta touch that young lady in an aggressive and hostile manner?
I'm no internet attorney, but I'd say Jim is definitely a woman abuser. Posted by: Fritz at November 16, 2018 05:28 PM (Z9C5C) 24
17 BreakingNLive
6m BREAKING: Democrat candidate for Governor in Georgia, Stacey Abrams has conceded. Republican Brian Kemp is the next governor of Georgia. Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Ill Girlffriend at November 16, 2018 05:27 PM (BqBId) Where is Jane? She should be celebrating.. Posted by: IC at November 16, 2018 05:28 PM (a0IVu) 25
Muldoon,
If you're around, please repost your mincemeat recipe. With instructions. Thx! Posted by: naturalfake at November 16, 2018 05:28 PM (CRRq9) ----------- In limerick form. Thx. Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 05:28 PM (U5tDi) Posted by: Hikaru at November 16, 2018 05:28 PM (pkvO1) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 16, 2018 05:29 PM (oVJmc) 28
Hey, if that's what the media wants -- the Jim Accoster Show -- then give it to them good and hard until they cry.
--- One America News (was the only media organization to) filed an amicus brief siding with the white house, so maybe alternate questions between their guy and Acosta. You, now, rub the media's nose in what's happening by pretending to take *other* questions, but just go back and forth. Posted by: Methos at November 16, 2018 05:29 PM (kOpft) 29
Don't know if you saw ace, but the most likely origin of the "order of magnitude of the sun" quote was located in the last thread.
Posted by: buzzion at November 16, 2018 05:29 PM (WaxcS) 30
Ann Althouse was arguing that this benefits Trump. He likes having a fight where he can be the protagonist. Acosta will make an ass of himself, which will make Trump look good for standing up to him.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 16, 2018 05:29 PM (wCmLp) 31
Mediaite link
A beaming Acosta returned to the WH today. Sounds like a facial expression people have when congratulated for having a baby. Was Jimmy Drama (I know that's Comey's nickname name but it fits Acosta too) quiet or did he yammer on? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2018 05:29 PM (AllCR) Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at November 16, 2018 05:29 PM (qC1Sy) 33
I'm no internet attorney, but I'd say Jim is definitely a woman abuser.
Posted by: Fritz at November 16, 2018 05:28 PM (Z9C5C) It's just a matter of time before PDT's dark mysteries of power catch up with L'il Jim. Posted by: hobbitopoly at November 16, 2018 05:29 PM (MX7xj) 34
No, do not give Acosta any air time. Ignore him and call on other reporters. Acosta is narcissistic and it would drive him nuts to be ignored.
Posted by: IC at November 16, 2018 05:29 PM (a0IVu) 35
4 He should refuse to call on Acosta, or any other CNN reporter,
Posted by: Philip Snyder at November 16, 2018 05:24 PM (w1gZT) Boycott CNN and any of their clowns until Jim Acosta has apologized, and/or CNN reassigns him to KSA. Posted by: rd at November 16, 2018 05:29 PM (xFmWK) 36
And turn microphone duty over to some big, mean, sumbitch.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 16, 2018 05:29 PM (oVJmc) 37
BNL NEWS @BreakingNLive
3m CORRECTION: Abrams says she doesn't 'actually concede' because she suggests that "The state failed its voters." She adds that she will file a federal lawsuit to challenge "gross mismanagement" of Georgi''s midterm elections. But she acknowledges that Kemp will be the governor. Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Ill Girlffriend at November 16, 2018 05:30 PM (BqBId) Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 16, 2018 05:30 PM (UsCnO) 39
Democrat candidate for Governor in Georgia, Stacey Abrams has conceded.
I thought that she was suing for another election. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2018 05:30 PM (AllCR) 40
This is an easy case to win. It's so simple: The state of Massachusetts always loves to tell us that driver's licenses are a privilege not a right. A privilege issued by the governing authority at its whimsy. So just ask this asswipe judge if a White House Press Pass is a "privilege" or a "right." and then demand he explain himself. Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 16, 2018 05:30 PM (prTbl) 41
Just call on OAN all the time. And give JJ a pass.
Posted by: IC at November 16, 2018 05:30 PM (a0IVu) 42
Gap tooth Obama is not suing for another vote.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 16, 2018 05:30 PM (dNzKv) 43
BreakingNLive
6m BREAKING: Democrat candidate for Governor in Georgia, Stacey Abrams has conceded. Republican Brian Kemp is the next governor of Georgia. Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Ill Girlffriend at November 16, 2018 05:27 PM (BqBId) -------------- From what I understand, pretty damn bitter concession speech too. This makes me smile. Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 16, 2018 05:30 PM (ffYR/) 44
I paid for this microphone!
Posted by: Zombie Ronald Reagan at November 16, 2018 05:30 PM (aKsyK) 45
I'd like to see Trump invite Maxine Waters to every press conference, or maybe Eric Swalwell or Loopy Ocasio-Cortex. Just turn them loose and let America listen in on the crazy for awhile, given that's what voters elect.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 16, 2018 05:30 PM (Z216Q) 46
24 17 BreakingNLive
6m BREAKING: Democrat candidate for Governor in Georgia, Stacey Abrams has conceded. Republican Brian Kemp is the next governor of Georgia. Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Ill Girlffriend at November 16, 2018 05:27 PM (BqBId) -------------------- Someone told "Tank" she needed to stop before she cost Democrats other seats that will be up for election next cycle. Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at November 16, 2018 05:31 PM (qC1Sy) 47
If you're around, please repost your mincemeat recipe. ********** There seems to have been a misunderstanding. I was just listing ingredients in mincemeat pie that I pulled from an internet recipe site. I've never made mincemeat pie, hope I never do. Speaking of mincing and meat, aren't we overdue for s Shep Smif sock? Posted by: Muldoon at November 16, 2018 05:31 PM (m45I2) 48
why does Jimmy ALWAYS get a turn, and some of the other reporters don't?
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 16, 2018 05:31 PM (d7Ww2) 49
Upon changing his or her mind, does one un-concede or de-concede?
Posted by: Weasel at November 16, 2018 05:31 PM (MVjcR) 50
Muldoon,
If you're around, please repost your mincemeat recipe. With instructions. Thx! Posted by: naturalfake at November 16, 2018 05:28 PM (CRRq9) ----------- In limerick form. Thx. Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 05:28 PM (U5tDi) And without using the letter "e". Thx. Posted by: naturalfake at November 16, 2018 05:31 PM (CRRq9) 51
I wonder if she would have been crying about voter suppression if she won. Per her statement the suppression harmed all Georgians regardless of party.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 16, 2018 05:31 PM (dNzKv) 52
I used "Accoster" in my email to the White House requesting a press pass.
Fingers crossed. If I get in we here will need to talk. Posted by: nip at November 16, 2018 05:31 PM (DfGpI) 53
Because if this fraud judge says a White House Press Pass is a right, then WE ALL have the right to one. But if it's a privilege, then the Executive Administration is fully and legally entitled to grant the passes to whomever they choose under whatever guidelines they dictate. Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 16, 2018 05:32 PM (prTbl) 54
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FTS. Don't stroke Accosta's ego by giving him the whole hour. The pansy media won't shank him. Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2018 05:27 PM (9vbJt) Point of Information: is the correct term "shank" or "shiv"? Unlike the Left, we want to be factually correct. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 16, 2018 05:32 PM (UsCnO) 55
Hawaiian judge rules that all WH press conferences are the equivalent of legal proceedings and all reporters must be called on just like kindergarten.
Posted by: WOPR at November 16, 2018 05:32 PM (WCMGA) 56
I like the idea of letting Jim Acosta ask a question. Then just stare at him. No response. Look right through him. Let him ask another question, and another. Let him talk all he damn well pleases.
After a couple of minutes turn to the rest of the press. Anyone else? Posted by: Dean Wormer at November 16, 2018 05:33 PM (ABH6n) Posted by: IP at November 16, 2018 05:33 PM (/hTUk) 58
FTS. Don't stroke Accosta's ego by giving him the whole hour. The pansy media won't shank him.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2018 05:27 PM (9vbJt) Yeah, but after the third or fourth straight "news conference" of All Acoster All The Time there Will Be Words among the presstitutes infesting the WH Press room, I would think. Posted by: filbert, remote at November 16, 2018 05:33 PM (DmMk3) 59
Did SCOTUS just hand Trump a victory on the Census?
Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 05:33 PM (HrSJb) 60
quote his predecessor, "Remember, this is MY house."
Posted by: Cold Rage at November 16, 2018 05:24 PM (Zq4E3) That's good. Posted by: golfman Want to piss off lefties? Get a rubber stamp made that says, Trump Lives Here -----> And rubber stamp the backs of twenties. (The White House) Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2018 05:33 PM (9vbJt) Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 16, 2018 05:33 PM (prTbl) 62
Stacy, don't go away mad. Just go away.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 16, 2018 05:34 PM (gC2IV) 63
There seems to have been a misunderstanding. I was just listing ingredients in mincemeat pie that I pulled from an internet recipe site. I've never made mincemeat pie, hope I never do.
Speaking of mincing and meat, aren't we overdue for s Shep Smif sock? Posted by: Muldoon at November 16, 2018 05:31 PM (m45I2) -------- That is NOT limerick form. 😡 Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 05:34 PM (U5tDi) 64
why does Jimmy ALWAYS get a turn, and some of the other reporters don't?
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 16, 2018 05:31 PM (d7Ww2) ------ I think because DJT and SHS enjoyed letting ol' cricket-dick embarrass his network, up to a point, and he finally reached that point. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2018 05:34 PM (AzW6q) 65
Abrams looses . Hillary and Oprah hardest hit
Posted by: sOME mORON at November 16, 2018 05:34 PM (uVK9r) 66
Bring in an organ grinder who will play through every question from Acosta.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 16, 2018 05:34 PM (oVJmc) 67
Congratulations to our friends in Georgia
Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 05:34 PM (HrSJb) 68
BREAKING: Democrat candidate for Governor in Georgia, Stacey Abrams has conceded
........... that the gap in her front teeth whistles in her sleep. Posted by: wth at November 16, 2018 05:34 PM (HgMAr) Posted by: IP at November 16, 2018 05:34 PM (/hTUk) 70
Stacy abrams standing behind a podium that labels her "governor". But then she says she doesn't want a title she had to scheme to get.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 16, 2018 05:34 PM (dNzKv) 71
Stacy, don't go away mad. Just go away.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 16, 2018 05:34 PM (gC2IV) Shuffle on off, shuffle on off to Buffalo Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 16, 2018 05:35 PM (yWXpx) 72
President Trump has a good idea, another blogger suggested he should call on Acosta first every time. Let Jimbo take up everyones time.
Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 05:35 PM (6VrXf) 73
Whatever he does, Trump needs to get some guy who is about 6' 7" and 320 lbs to hold the mic and not let any of the reporters get their grubby little hands on it.
They think it is their Precious. Posted by: Thatch at November 16, 2018 05:35 PM (iZM8k) 74
Call on Acosta, and while he is blathering on, stand up a cardboard Trump cutout, step back, have a drink or two. When Acosta is done ask him to repeat the question.
Maybe give him a bad mic that keeps cutting out... Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 16, 2018 05:35 PM (1g7ch) 75
Point of Information: is the correct term "shank" or "shiv"?
Unlike the Left, we want to be factually correct. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg Shiv is the instrument. "To shank" is the act. Honestly? I don't know. When I worked the prison, the terms were interchangeable. Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2018 05:35 PM (9vbJt) 76
Let Acosta back in. Have three or four people behind the prez or Sarah with notepads and introduce them as the press behavior monitors. Give them red, green and yellow flash cards to respond to each reporter's behavior.
Green - acceptable Yellow - warned Red - Get the fuck outta' the house (after two yellows). Prez and Sarah get cards too. Posted by: Sooner at November 16, 2018 05:35 PM (Fs5vw) 77
What is the judge gonna do if Trump doesn't allow Acosta back in?
Hold him in contempt? Do it. I'd love to see Trump say f*ck you to the black robes. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 16, 2018 05:35 PM (DEzr3) 78
This really pisses me off.
SHS!, and PDT should *never* call on Acosta.Ever. Then let's see the lawsuit that says they MUST call on him. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 16, 2018 05:36 PM (8iiMU) 79
There seems to have been a misunderstanding. I was just listing ingredients in mincemeat pie that I pulled from an internet recipe site. I've never made mincemeat pie, hope I never do.
Speaking of mincing and meat, aren't we overdue for s Shep Smif sock? Posted by: Muldoon at November 16, 2018 05:31 PM (m45I2) -------- That is NOT limerick form. Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 05:34 PM (U5tDi) And you used the letter "e". Do it over. Thx. Posted by: naturalfake at November 16, 2018 05:36 PM (CRRq9) 80
Bring in an organ grinder who will play through every question from Acosta.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 16, 2018 05:34 PM (oVJmc) ---------- With a monkey trained to throw bananas at Acosta when the organ grinder plays. Or apples, it doesn't matter. Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 05:36 PM (U5tDi) 81
Manly Mince Meat Pie - a limerick This recipe might make no sense But use currants and raisins and quince Bake a fine and flaky crust Add molasses if you must Then fill it with meat...but don't mince Posted by: Muldoon at November 16, 2018 05:36 PM (m45I2) 82
that the gap in her front teeth whistles in her sleep. Posted by: wth She should go to England to get that gap filled. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 16, 2018 05:36 PM (aKsyK) 83
Let Acosta back in. Have three or four people behind the prez or Sarah with notepads and introduce them as the press behavior monitors. Give them red, green and yellow flash cards to respond to each reporter's behavior.
Green - acceptable Yellow - warned Red - Get the fuck outta' the house (after two yellows). Prez and Sarah get cards too. Posted by: Sooner at November 16, 2018 05:35 PM (Fs5vw) Two yellow cards, or one red card, and the offender has to sit out the next press briefing. Hey, it works for footsball. Posted by: filbert, remote at November 16, 2018 05:37 PM (DmMk3) 84
Hawaiian judge rules that all WH press conferences are the equivalent of legal proceedings and all reporters must be called on just like kindergarten.
Posted by: WOPR at November 16, 2018 05:32 PM (WCMGA) Oooh oooh ohhh! Mr trump mr trump! I Gots a question for youse!! Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 16, 2018 05:37 PM (dNzKv) 85
I like the Acosta news hour idea. But do it in the Sam Kenasen style, from Back to School.
Posted by: Paladin at November 16, 2018 05:37 PM (JDw72) 86
Onondaga it is all Onondaga
Posted by: Yo! at November 16, 2018 05:37 PM (1XAal) 87
When I worked the prison, the terms were interchangeable.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2018 05:35 PM (9vbJt) ---------- Same here. Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 05:37 PM (U5tDi) 88
Some asinine English prep school is telling parents they want to "poverty proof" the school and students can no longer possess designer clothes of certain brands (that I've never heard of). Sure, now that all other problems have been solved the Brits are getting down to policing clothing brand names. (via Fox News)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 16, 2018 05:37 PM (Z216Q) 89
With a monkey trained to throw bananas at Acosta when the organ grinder plays. Or apples, it doesn't matter. Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 05:36 PM (U5tDi) ------ That's my blog buddy! Bringing the funny! Posted by: Weasel at November 16, 2018 05:37 PM (MVjcR) 90
55 Hawaiian judge rules that all WH press conferences are the equivalent of legal proceedings and all reporters must be called on just like kindergarten.
Posted by: WOPR at November 16, 2018 05:32 PM (WCMGA) --------- Remember the comedy skit where they tried to mock Sarah Sanders by claiming she was treating the reporters like little kindergarteners? That was the best representation of the WH press corpse I ever saw. Posted by: rd at November 16, 2018 05:37 PM (xFmWK) 91
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Just call on OAN all the time. And give JJ a pass. Posted by: IC at November 16, 2018 05:30 PM (a0IVu) Give JJ a pass? OH HELL YES!!!!! This is actually a fantastic idea! Trump can bring back the revolving local reporter position he started with for a while. JJ could be the first "internet reporter", and he has an organization, AoSHQ, that has been around now for coming up on two decades. There is more truth published on AoS in a single day, than CNN has since Trump became president. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 16, 2018 05:37 PM (UsCnO) 92
36 And turn microphone duty over to some big, mean, sumbitch.
_______________ They need to use one of those mics on a stick. Some WH aide or intern extends the mic to whoever Trump indicates, and the reporter never gets to touch the mic (that should be in the rules too; any reporter who tries to grab the mic or hold onto it after Trump signals the questioner's time is done gets booted, immediately and permanently). And if I was Trump, I'd never call on Acosta again. Giving him the whole time would just thrill that pompous egomaniac. Ignore him and act like he's not even in the room and he'll shrivel up and die, like a salted slug on the sidewalk. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 16, 2018 05:38 PM (fqUgw) 93
Manly Mince Meat Pie - a limerick
This recipe might make no sense But use currants and raisins and quince Bake a fine and flaky crust Add molasses if you must Then fill it with meat...but don't mince Posted by: Muldoon at November 16, 2018 05:36 PM (m45I2) --------- Bravo! 👏 Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 05:38 PM (U5tDi) 94
A full hour of Jim Acosta wrestling with girls doesn't sound very fun.
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at November 16, 2018 05:38 PM (n0LqG) 95
This really pisses me off.
SHS!, and PDT should *never* call on Acosta.Ever. Then let's see the lawsuit that says they MUST call on him. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 16, 2018 05:36 PM (8iiMU) ----------------- I've watched him shout his questions when other reporters were asking one. That would not stop him. After this ruling, he will get even more obnoxious. Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 16, 2018 05:39 PM (ffYR/) 96
Sure, let Accoster in but he has to wear the electric dog collar. And just to make it fair, the other news people get to hold the controller (not Trump).
Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 16, 2018 05:39 PM (Z216Q) 97
Let Acoster ask questions, and answer with ridiculous non-sequiturs.
"How do you respond to those who say you eat babies?" "Red sky at night, if it stinks there's something behind it." Posted by: filbert, remote at November 16, 2018 05:39 PM (DmMk3) 98
ABC News @ABC
35m An unusually high number of sealed criminal indictments have been added to the federal court docket in Washington, D.C. since the start of 2018. Why some wonder if they could be from Robert Mueller: ===== I think you will not like that outcome Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Ill Girlffriend at November 16, 2018 05:39 PM (BqBId) 99
That's my blog buddy! Bringing the funny!
Posted by: Weasel at November 16, 2018 05:37 PM (MVjcR) -------- I still haven't forgotten that you're the one who sent me to jail. Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 05:39 PM (U5tDi) 100
Really Acosta is just a proxy for the hardcore leftist who distain Trump's Authority and will not give Credence to his wishes. Difference to Authority seems to be a Hallmark of the left. some of the videos I've seen of college students arguing with Trump supporters or haranguing Trump supporters kind of remind me of disobedient children arguing that they don't want to clean their room. It's all based immaturity and they are tools being used to advance the Democrat agenda
Posted by: sOME mORON at November 16, 2018 05:39 PM (uVK9r) 101
I saw a jar of English mincemeat pie filling in the store today and thought it might be interesting to try making the real thing.
It's easier than making Christmas puddings. So, sans Muldoon's recipe maybe I'll use my "Great British Cooking: A Well-Kept Secret" cookbook instead. Only it doesn't use meat. It uses Suet. Posted by: naturalfake at November 16, 2018 05:40 PM (CRRq9) 102
Yes, give him all the press time, especially when the other WH press NPC's give him a standing ovation upon his triumphant return, even though they hate him.
Posted by: Thirdtwin at November 16, 2018 05:40 PM (Ixl7R) 103
You guys with your "Just don't call on Jim for questions", it's cute.
Emergency injuction: Judge rules Trump must call on Jim. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 16, 2018 05:40 PM (DEzr3) 104
36 And turn microphone duty over to some big, mean, sumbitch.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 16, 2018 05:29 PM (oVJmc) Tyrus the Gutfeld sidekick. He can bring his co-worker, a little guy with the .22 ready to pop the unrulely behind the ear his Tyrus bulk doesn't work. Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 16, 2018 05:41 PM (1g7ch) 105
Have a mic that drops from the ceiling, but every time it is Acosta's turn, wacky hijinx ensue. Sometimes it bonks him in the head, sometimes it drops to the floor, sometimes it dangles just out of reach, or maybe it drops down and zips back up just as he grabs for it. Oh, Jim! You never know what that silly mic is goi g to do!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 16, 2018 05:41 PM (dNzKv) 106
BREAKING: Democrat candidate for Governor in Georgia, Stacey Abrams has conceded
--------------- Only because of cheating, fraud, and repression. Only explanation. Posted by: Hillary at November 16, 2018 05:41 PM (xSo9G) 107
I still haven't forgotten that you're the one who sent me to jail. Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 05:39 PM (U5tDi) ------ Only for a little while! Posted by: Weasel at November 16, 2018 05:41 PM (MVjcR) 108
How did this country function withou Hawaiian judges???
Posted by: Yo! at November 16, 2018 05:41 PM (1XAal) 109
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Abrams looses . Hillary and Oprah hardest hit Posted by: sOME mORON at November 16, 2018 05:34 PM (uVK9r) Oh well. Guessing no more free cars, then. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 16, 2018 05:41 PM (UsCnO) 110
I love the Gabriel idea , just let the gas bag gas.
Posted by: jay hoenemeyer at November 16, 2018 05:41 PM (3GR94) 111
Trump should call on only Acosta, and only let Acosta speak for the full hour of a press conference.
Also, publicize his salary and insist that he get a raise. Posted by: t-bird at November 16, 2018 05:42 PM (Y9zp1) 112
Only for a little while!
Posted by: Weasel at November 16, 2018 05:41 PM (MVjcR) --------- Long. Enough. Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 05:42 PM (U5tDi) 113
I've watched him shout his questions when other reporters were asking one. That would not stop him. After this ruling, he will get even more obnoxious.
____________ The new rules should include one that says only the reporter called upon by Trump may ask a question, and any reporter who tries to shout over other reporters gets his hard pass revoked, immediately and permanently. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 16, 2018 05:42 PM (fqUgw) 114
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Let Acoster ask questions, and answer with ridiculous non-sequiturs. "How do you respond to those who say you eat babies?" "Red sky at night, if it stinks there's something behind it." Posted by: filbert, remote at November 16, 2018 05:39 PM (DmMk3) THIS. lol. Or something like, "You said 'Orange Man Bad'", then go to the next reporter. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 16, 2018 05:42 PM (8iiMU) 115
I remember when the unusually high nimber of sealed criminal indictments were a hot topic here. Back in June maybe...
Now that ABC has noticed I guess that means they are about to be made public. Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 16, 2018 05:42 PM (Z216Q) 116
Anyone sees Insomniac, tell him I am in his hood until next Saturday and will be sending him an email.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 16, 2018 05:42 PM (8kfFn) 117
Microphone turn off, every reporter gets x amount of time.
Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 05:42 PM (6VrXf) 118
Having an unelected judge with lifetime tenure granted the power to unilaterally redefine the very essence of both common sense and the Constitution, what could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 16, 2018 05:43 PM (n9EOP) 119
The Trump Curse will get Acosta. It's just a matter of time.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2018 05:43 PM (/tuJf) 120
Every response to acosta's questions should be "Fuck you, next question."
Posted by: Eisenhorn at November 16, 2018 05:43 PM (uGHnY) 121
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This is an easy case to win. It's so simple: The state of Massachusetts always loves to tell us that driver's licenses are a privilege not a right. A privilege issued by the governing authority at its whimsy. So just ask this asswipe judge if a White House Press Pass is a "privilege" or a "right." and then demand he explain himself. Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 16, 2018 05:30 PM (prTbl) If only there was a way to rile up antifa to go after him at home for not finding it to be a 'right'.... Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 16, 2018 05:43 PM (1g7ch) 122
Meh. Don't call on Acosta. Ever.
Anyone who defers their questions to Acosta as a proxy also gets the no-call treatment. Also, open up the forum to Trump-friendly bloggers and Media Research Center types and call on them essentially exclusively. You want hardball with Calvin Rules? Fine, now FYNQ. And Judge, go get your shine box. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 16, 2018 05:43 PM (6eEQ+) 123
"BREAKING: Democrat candidate for Governor in Georgia, Stacey Abrams has conceded"
No pie is safe in Stacey Abram's house tonight. Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at November 16, 2018 05:43 PM (n0LqG) 124
Abrams looses . Hillary and Oprah hardest hit
_____________ Don't worry, she has 3 dozen lawyers writing up a lawsuit as we type. She's going to claim raaaaaacist voter suppression. See, the lines at some polling places were too long, and that discourages lazy minorities from voting (according to her). Seems like a pretty raaaaaacist argument to me. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 16, 2018 05:44 PM (fqUgw) 125
I remember when the unusually high nimber of sealed criminal indictments were a hot topic here. Back in June maybe...
-------- I have been skeptical about this the whole time - it wouldn't surprise if every single one of them is for a Trump associate. Though I do hope others here are right and they're for Deep State goons. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2018 05:44 PM (AzW6q) 126
assign somebody to sit right next to Acoster in those cubes the reporters get, get in his personal space everywhere he goes, and stand in front of him in the press room (so the camera can't see him).
Posted by: Jack Reacher at November 16, 2018 05:44 PM (Z216Q) 127
Long. Enough. Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 05:42 PM (U5tDi) ---- It was only County! Posted by: Weasel at November 16, 2018 05:44 PM (MVjcR) 128
Jim Acosta is the name of every red shirt in the original Star Trek series. Why hasn't this guy been vaporized by a baked space ziti with a blaster?
Posted by: Fritz at November 16, 2018 05:44 PM (Z9C5C) 129
So this Eric Swallows-all in California wants all weapons confiscated and says any who defy the order should be taken down. And, get this, even use of nukes. Sick. Mother. Fucker. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 05:45 PM (/9p9e) 130
I don't see why nobody has suggested shenanigans with the sound board.
Couple feedback screeches while he's talking. Cut the audio in and out. You know, general tomfoolery while he's talking. Then feign innocence. Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 16, 2018 05:45 PM (BRvh1) 131
Invite Stacey Abrams to sit in front of Acoster in the press room
Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 16, 2018 05:45 PM (Z216Q) 132
126 assign somebody to sit right next to Acoster in those cubes the reporters get, get in his personal space everywhere he goes, and stand in front of him in the press room (so the camera can't see him).
Posted by: Jack Reacher at November 16, 2018 05:44 PM (Z216Q) ..... With bad breath and BO. And gas. And patchouli oil. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 16, 2018 05:45 PM (DEzr3) 133
128 Jim Acosta is the name of every red shirt in the original Star Trek series. Why hasn't this guy been vaporized by a baked space ziti with a blaster?
Posted by: Fritz at November 16, 2018 05:44 PM (Z9C5C) Jim A-Horta... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 05:46 PM (/9p9e) 134
Abrams admits she can't beat Kemp:
https://twitter.com/AP/ status/1063556155174264832 Remove spaces Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 16, 2018 05:46 PM (q1VoB) 135
President Trump needs to call in agent Smith to his press conferences if you remember in The Matrix agent Smith used a tactic on Neo that sealed his mouth closed that would be hilarious
Posted by: sOME mORON at November 16, 2018 05:46 PM (e/WPM) 136
Better yet just walk in and stare at Acosta.
When the press gets agitated, Trump can tell them that apparently some judge has decided Acosta is in charge of press conferences. OR Just don't tell Acosta where the Press conference is or when. Play hide the conference room. OR Have two husky SS agents stand by Acosta during the Press conference as a 'security' measure. OR No Press conferences that include Acosta. Invitation only press allowed. I don't see why they have to accommodate hundreds of useless ppl. cut the size down to where it used to be; <50 and only the larger venues. Allow a few multi venue reps to share the high points. No judge should be allowed to tell the President who he can have at his press conference. Posted by: jakee308 at November 16, 2018 05:46 PM (ukGwT) 137
131 Invite Stacey Abrams to sit in front of Acoster in the press room
Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 16, 2018 05:45 PM (Z216Q) Please. One April Ryan is more than enough. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 05:46 PM (/9p9e) 138
129 I kind of like when they come out in the open and straight up say it.
Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2018 05:46 PM (BXMxN) Posted by: nurse ratched at November 16, 2018 05:47 PM (d7Ww2) 140
Can I get a link to that statement, JJ?
Posted by: Eisenhorn at November 16, 2018 05:47 PM (uGHnY) 141
This is when the heel initially seems to be gaining ground over the face, and the drama builds.
Posted by: Max Power at November 16, 2018 05:47 PM (q177U) 142
Swallowswell was saying the nuke thing was "sarcasm" because people would be willing to fight the government to keep their guns. So, of course it's funny that the gov would exercise everything in its power to confiscate said guns.
Dude should wear a helmet indoors. Posted by: clutch cargo at November 16, 2018 05:47 PM (TUU1F) 143
140 Can I get a link to that statement, JJ?
Posted by: Eisenhorn at November 16, 2018 05:47 PM (uGHnY) https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2018/11/16/eric- swalwell-if-gun-owners-defy-assault-weapons-ban-the-government-has-nukes/ Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 05:47 PM (/9p9e) 144
So what level of behavior allows the President the discretion to ban a reporter without a judge saying he can't? What if a reporter dropped his pants and mooned the President? Does he get this ridiculous theory of due process outside of any criminal or civil charges?
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 16, 2018 05:48 PM (2DOZq) 145
stamp the backs of twenties
Like they'd see them? Posted by: IP They will when you hand it to the barista face up. Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2018 05:49 PM (9vbJt) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2018 05:49 PM (AllCR) 147
I'm officially grossed out, "Too Much Is Never Enough" in the sidebar.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 16, 2018 05:49 PM (Z216Q) 148
I said it on the last thread, and I'll repeat it here: Swallwell is a shitbag who should be ousted by the House but he won't be because shitbags close ranks.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 16, 2018 05:49 PM (I2dne) 149
131 Invite Stacey Abrams to sit in front of Acoster in the press room
Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 16, 2018 05:45 PM (Z216Q) There's nothing I can say, a total eclipse of a fart. Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 16, 2018 05:49 PM (BRvh1) 150
ONE microphone with the on-off switch controlled by White House staff;
ONE video feed from the White House videographer; Only written questions, written in cursive, can be submitted one hour prior to the beginning of the conference; No follow up questions. Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 16, 2018 05:49 PM (n9EOP) 151
What's funny is the press is acting like this TRO is as big as Plessy vs Ferguson or Brown vs Board of ed of Topeka.
They act like they've saved free speech or something. Posted by: jakee308 at November 16, 2018 05:49 PM (ukGwT) 152
THere's an old tyme pork pie that combines apples.
Posted by: Max Power at November 16, 2018 05:49 PM (q177U) 153
147 I'm officially grossed out, "Too Much Is Never Enough" in the sidebar.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 16, 2018 05:49 PM (Z216Q) If Stacy Abrams had a vagina... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 05:49 PM (/9p9e) 154
But for now, Trump is saying he'll just toss him out again or cancel the press conference.
Jon Gabriel has an interesting suggestion: Trump should call on only Acosta, and only let Acosta speak for the full hour of a press conference. Hey! I said that two threads ago! Posted by: tbodie at November 16, 2018 05:49 PM (HdZcn) 155
Jim Acosta has a Constitutional right to ask Trump if he should be impeached, and he has a Constitutional right to hear Trump say "Yes, I am a Russian agent and should be removed from office." Guaranteeing any less, Constitutionally speaking, means the end of democracy.
Posted by: FireHorse at November 16, 2018 05:49 PM (aaDlx) Posted by: x at November 16, 2018 05:49 PM (nFwvY) 157
In defense of Eric Swallwell, he is very dumb.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 16, 2018 05:50 PM (gC2IV) 158
This is bullshit. He has no property rights in something granted at the pleasure of the WH.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 16, 2018 05:50 PM (NWiLs) 159
So this Eric Swallows-all in California wants all weapons confiscated and says any who defy the order should be taken down. And, get this, even use of nukes.
Sick. Mother. Fucker. __________________ I'm curious how "nuking" Americans who won't give up guns would work. Does the U.S. government have nukes that will only explode in a particular, targeted house, without affecting any of the surrounding homes? Because if not, I think some of the thousands of people who live near the offending gun-owner might be a tad miffed. Or is Swalwell planning to gather up all us non-compliant types and herd us onto cattle cars and ship us to Nevada and nuke us there? Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 16, 2018 05:50 PM (fqUgw) 160
Donald Trump should spin a role reversal on Acosta Acosta takes the podium and President Trump asks the questions. That would blow Jim Acosta's mind
Posted by: sOME mORON at November 16, 2018 05:50 PM (e/WPM) 161
Set up a reality show judges panel, with a giant buzzer. And hire a "showtime at the Apollo" style clown with a giant hook to physically remove Acosta next time.
Posted by: wooga at November 16, 2018 05:50 PM (clOFZ) 162
my disdain for limeys continues unabated. thatcher was their last chance. they fucking blew it. zero fucks given about the arrogant fucks.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 16, 2018 05:50 PM (KP5rU) 163
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Point of Information: is the correct term "shank" or "shiv"? Unlike the Left, we want to be factually correct. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg Shiv is the instrument. "To shank" is the act. Honestly? I don't know. When I worked the prison, the terms were interchangeable. Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2018 05:35 PM (9vbJt) Hey, thanks. I kind of threw it out there as a joke, but then after I posted I realized that AoS folks have real lives, and real life histories, and actual knowledge of humans based on their actual experiences, someone would know and respond with an actual, accurate answer. Once again, my realization is correct. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 16, 2018 05:50 PM (UsCnO) 164
...and furthermore! The President may only use one square of toilet paper...
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at November 16, 2018 05:50 PM (C78No) 165
Trump should continue the Acosta ban . Fuck that ignorant judge.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 16, 2018 05:50 PM (2DOZq) 166
Let Acosta ask a question, then use the opportunity to go on a long harangue about crooked judges.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 16, 2018 05:50 PM (oVJmc) 167
135. Best suggestion yet.
Posted by: kallisto at November 16, 2018 05:50 PM (H991r) Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 16, 2018 05:51 PM (prTbl) 169
I am guessing Levin is off tonight? Will check anyway.
Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 05:51 PM (6VrXf) Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 05:51 PM (miE9U) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 05:51 PM (/9p9e) 172
I'm curious how "nuking" Americans who won't give up guns would work.
Does the U.S. government have nukes that will only explode in a particular, targeted house, without affecting any of the surrounding homes? Because if not, I think some of the thousands of people who live near the offending gun-owner might be a tad miffed. Or is Swalwell planning to gather up all us non-compliant types and herd us onto cattle cars and ship us to Nevada and nuke us there? Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 16, 2018 05:50 PM (fqUgw) +++++++++++ I am sure he'd be fine with just semi-random nuking of all of the non-Dem-stronghold areas between the western continental divide and the west bank of the mighty Mississippi. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 16, 2018 05:51 PM (I2dne) 173
One mic to rule them all
One mic to find them One mic to bring them all And in the press room bind them. Posted by: jakee308 at November 16, 2018 05:51 PM (ukGwT) 174
It wasn't sarcasm, as was made plain when you looked at his statement in context.
The Twitchy link we used in the lasst threa shows off the argument he was in when he made the comment. Swallwell was threatening people. With nukes. Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 16, 2018 05:51 PM (Z216Q) 175
Invite Stacy Abrams to a Weight Watchers meeting
Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 05:52 PM (HrSJb) Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 16, 2018 05:52 PM (DEzr3) 177
155; somebody finally gets it.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 16, 2018 05:52 PM (KP5rU) 178
170 Hey everybody.
Ace, whatever became of Johnny Coldcuts? Did he retire? Was he eaten? Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 05:51 PM (miE9U) He was full of baloney anyway. Posted by: Insomniac at November 16, 2018 05:52 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2018 05:52 PM (fuK7c) 180
So I see gap tooth in GA. has thrown in the Do rag... Sort of
Posted by: It's me donna at November 16, 2018 05:53 PM (O2RFr) 181
Swalwell will be the Democrat nominee in 2020 (or 2024). Go put money on it.
Posted by: ... at November 16, 2018 05:53 PM (uEbPt) 182
I think Trump should hire me to tell Acosta to shut his cake hole every time he opens it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 05:51 PM (/9p9e) ------- In Yiddish, with lots of embellishment. Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 05:53 PM (U5tDi) 183
When I worked the prison, the terms were interchangeable.
Posted by: rickb223 ________ In common parlance, they are. But "shiv" is a noun and "shank" is a verb. Posted by: FireHorse at November 16, 2018 05:53 PM (aaDlx) 184
179 CNN is using "shitshow" in a chyron.
So, we're doing tasteful now? Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2018 05:52 PM (fuK7c) It's actually spelled "shit-show." They can't even spell over there. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 05:53 PM (/9p9e) 185
CNN is using "shitshow" in a chyron.
So, we're doing tasteful now? Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2018 05:52 PM (fuK7c) +++++++++++ Neither "taste" nor any related word are applicable to CNN or any affiliated network. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 16, 2018 05:53 PM (I2dne) 186
Judge was appointed by President Trump I think, but no doubt didn't want his address published, street blocked and front door bashed in.
Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 05:53 PM (6VrXf) 187
Honestly? I don't know. When I worked the prison, the terms were interchangeable.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2018 05:35 PM (9vbJt) I've heard 'i'll juke you'. Maybe that's only in the street. Posted by: jakee308 at November 16, 2018 05:53 PM (ukGwT) 188
He was full of baloney anyway.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 16, 2018 05:52 PM (NWiLs) --------- I thought he was a ham. Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 05:53 PM (U5tDi) 189
178 170 Hey everybody.
Ace, whatever became of Johnny Coldcuts? Did he retire? Was he eaten? Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 05:51 PM (miE9U) He was full of baloney anyway. Posted by: Insomniac at November 16, 2018 05:52 PM (NWiLs) Always hamming it up. Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 16, 2018 05:53 PM (2DOZq) 190
If Stacy Abrams had a vagina...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton Ha! That should have been the title for the link. Posted by: wooga at November 16, 2018 05:53 PM (clOFZ) 191
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give a box of rocks to Trevor Bauer and let him stand behind PDT. Posted by: nurse ratched at November 16, 2018 05:47 PM (d7Ww2) Hey nurse ratched, we are still on for Saturday Noon coffee in North Bend at Pioneer Coffee, correct? Who all is coming? Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 16, 2018 05:54 PM (UsCnO) 192
I don't care enough to look, but the judiciary has zero authority over admission to federal facilities, unless they've been granted some in some statute someplace. And I'd be stunned if the Congress had limited in any way the ability of the Executive branch to limit access. This is bullshit
Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 16, 2018 05:54 PM (Z216Q) 193
The judge is incorrect. Just because the 1st guarantees the Freedom of Speech does not allow one to yell "Fire" in a crowded theatre.
Posted by: paracelsus at November 16, 2018 05:54 PM (bNHuv) 194
It's actually spelled "shit-show." They can't even spell over there.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 05:53 PM (/9p9e) ++++++++ What's the HQ's guide say about "bag" in lieu of "show" as a personal epithet? I usually make that one a compound word. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 16, 2018 05:54 PM (I2dne) 195
Where was this judge and his due process standards when Kavanaugh was on the verge of being hanged, drawn, and quartered due to mere accusations about his behavior?
Posted by: Gref at November 16, 2018 05:54 PM (AMIL/) 196
How much shit could a shitshow show if a shitshow could show shit?
Posted by: Muldoon at November 16, 2018 05:54 PM (m45I2) 197
186 Judge was appointed by President Trump I think, but no doubt didn't want his address published, street blocked and front door bashed in.
Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 05:53 PM (6VrXf) Some were bound to be duds, but it's still disappointing. Posted by: Insomniac at November 16, 2018 05:54 PM (NWiLs) 198
Swallowell knows that Trump decides whether nulear weapons are used as Commander in Chief right?
Oh really? Some Judge Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2018 05:54 PM (BXMxN) 199
182 I think Trump should hire me to tell Acosta to shut his cake hole every time he opens it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 05:51 PM (/9p9e) ------- In Yiddish, with lots of embellishment. Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 05:53 PM (U5tDi) Gey hengen mit a tsucker schtrikel, un haben a ziessen toydt. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 05:54 PM (/9p9e) 200
Delightful Possible Outcome:
Acosta gets let in to press briefing. Acts the fool, again. Trump kick his ass out, again. But THIS time, there's a set of rules written down that everyone "should" have gotten (gee you didn't get yours Jim? Did you check your spam folder?). Now Courts can't say dick about it, because the only "constitutional" grounds for the injunction was that there was no protocol followed in kicking the bastard out the first time around. Sorry, Lil' Jimmy. Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 16, 2018 05:54 PM (BRvh1) 201
188 He was full of baloney anyway.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 16, 2018 05:52 PM (NWiLs) --------- I thought he was a ham. Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 05:53 PM (U5tDi) We both went for the low hanging meat. Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 16, 2018 05:54 PM (2DOZq) 202
Abrams, Oprah, and Michelle O would make quite a linebacker tandem for the Raiders or Cowboys
Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 05:55 PM (HrSJb) 203
Unreal. DIM rep threatens to nuke citizens via givernemnet nukes if they don't give up their guns (rights)
@RepSwalwell Replying to @Rambobiggs And it would be a short war my friend. The government has nukes. Too many of them. But they're legit. I'm sure if we talked we could find common ground to protect our families and communities. 3:22 PM - Nov 16, 2018 https://mobile.twitter.com/repswalwell/status/ 1063527635114852352 Posted by: literally serious at November 16, 2018 05:55 PM (KzvQU) 204
On the correctness (or obvious incorrectness) of this judge's decision, I am going to post something another commenter (YD) put up in an earlier thread, because it is on point:
-------------- The point is, we had both Houses of Congresses, and they blocked everything on their own Party's agenda except for weak-tea tax reform that was favored by their donors, and they get away with it. We have a federal judiciary that illegally enjoins the President whenever it wants, and gets away with it. We have a federal law enforcement apparatus and intelligence agencies that's attempting a coup in broad daylight and getting away with it. They're doing all of these things to make it clear to us that we have no say in our own governance. Fuck Jim Acosta... this about me. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2018 12:50 PM (AzW6q) Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 16, 2018 05:56 PM (I2dne) 205
I am sure he'd be fine with just semi-random nuking of all of the non-Dem-stronghold areas between the western continental divide and the west bank of the mighty Mississippi.
_______________ Yeah, I can see him being fine with that, but there's nuclear fallout and winds that blow it to the blue places that adjoin the red, and I don't think there is any technology that can keep that from happening, but maybe the genius Swalwell can enlighten us morons. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 16, 2018 05:56 PM (fqUgw) 206
I kinda want that Taco Town meal.
I've had the Meat Mountain from Arby's. It's a full meal all by itself. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 16, 2018 05:56 PM (bcbK8) 207
202 Abrams, Oprah, and Michelle O would make quite a linebacker tandem for the Raiders or Cowboys
Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 05:55 PM (HrSJb) Put April Ryan in there too. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 05:56 PM (/9p9e) 208
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Better yet just walk in and stare at Acosta. When the press gets agitated, Trump can tell them that apparently some judge has decided Acosta is in charge of press conferences. OR Just don't tell Acosta where the Press conference is or when. Play hide the conference room. OR Have two husky SS agents stand by Acosta during the Press conference as a 'security' measure. OR No Press conferences that include Acosta. Invitation only press allowed. I don't see why they have to accommodate hundreds of useless ppl. cut the size down to where it used to be; <50 and only the larger venues. Allow a few multi venue reps to share the high points. No judge should be allowed to tell the President who he can have at his press conference. Posted by: jakee308 at November 16, 2018 05:46 PM (ukGwT) Best idea of all: Hire JJ to run the press conference. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 16, 2018 05:56 PM (UsCnO) 209
We both went for the low hanging meat.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 16, 2018 05:54 PM (2DOZq) --------- True. Maybe I should have said he was a turkey. Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 05:56 PM (U5tDi) 210
PDTS should just ignore Acosta, like he's not even there. Then when Acosta speaks out, just say, "Well that's it folks" and walk out. Every time Acosta speaks. Regardless of the time elapsed since the start of the briefing.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 16, 2018 05:56 PM (OUwAp) 211
I still think they should issue those for 3 months a year, to be issued once every two years.
Far too many news faces think they have a right to be there, and far too many think it is the only edge they have over other reporters. I would love to hear President Trump announce this followed up with the statement that ONLY Jimmy "Corky" Acosta gets a permanent one, and that CNN won't get another until Jimmy "Corky" Acosta kicks off; that this means that all the other reporters can go do interesting things like report on big, breaking stories in exotic and fun locations, but Lil' Corky here is chained to this room, and this job, forever. Posted by: Kindltot at November 16, 2018 05:57 PM (mUa7G) 212
196 How much shit could a shitshow show if a shitshow could show shit?
Posted by: Muldoon at November 16, 2018 05:54 PM (m45I2) LOL You, sir, are a genius! Posted by: Gref at November 16, 2018 05:57 PM (AMIL/) 213
Yeah, I can see him being fine with that, but there's nuclear fallout and winds that blow it to the blue places that adjoin the red, and I don't think there is any technology that can keep that from happening, but maybe the genius Swalwell can enlighten us morons.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 16, 2018 05:56 PM (fqUgw) ++++++++++++++ Small price to pay to keep guns out of the hands of citizens! Posted by: Rep. Swallwell at November 16, 2018 05:57 PM (I2dne) Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2018 05:57 PM (9vbJt) 215
Salewell was that guy in college we all knew. Dropping Acid and Shrooms on a Monday Night, while waiting for his allowance check from his parents.
Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 05:57 PM (HrSJb) 216
208 Best idea of all: Hire JJ to run the press conference.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 16, 2018 05:56 PM (UsCnO) It would be the sarcasm of Richard Belzer, the snark/insults of Don Rickles and 1/1024th the wit of William F. Buckley. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 05:57 PM (/9p9e) Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 05:58 PM (6VrXf) 218
@RepSwalwell
Replying to @Rambobiggs And it would be a short war my friend. The government has nukes. Too many of them. But they're legit. I'm sure if we talked we could find common ground to protect our families and communities. 3:22 PM - Nov 16, 2018 https://mobile.twitter.com/repswalwell/status/ 1063527635114852352 Posted by: literally serious at November 16, 2018 05:55 PM (KzvQU) -------------- It should be physically painful to be that stupid. Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 16, 2018 05:58 PM (ffYR/) 219
Gey hengen mit a tsucker schtrikel, un haben a ziessen toydt.
Go hang with a sugar rope (?) and have a sweet death? Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2018 05:58 PM (fuK7c) 220
Abrams concedes. Yay.
Posted by: freaked at November 16, 2018 05:58 PM (UdKB7) 221
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give a box of rocks to Trevor Bauer and let him stand behind PDT. Posted by: nurse ratched at November 16, 2018 05:47 PM (d7Ww2) Hey nurse ratched, we are still on for Saturday Noon coffee in North Bend at Pioneer Coffee, correct? Who all is coming? Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 16, 2018 05:54 PM (UsCnO) I have an engagement. But hit me up via the email on my website. I want to make the next one! Or if we have Seattle Area morons who want to grab lunch/coffee during the week, let me know same way. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 16, 2018 05:58 PM (bcbK8) 222
207. April Ryan would be a nose tackle
Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 05:58 PM (HrSJb) 223
Anyone who defers their questions to Acosta as a proxy also gets the no-call treatment.
******* After this happens, then call only on Acosta. Ignore him up until this happens. Posted by: Diogenes at November 16, 2018 05:58 PM (TGayj) 224
I think Trump should let Acosta in, let him ask the first question, which will naturally be about Acosta, and reply "the judge should have stayed in his lane", then have 2 Marines start punching Acosta in the stomach.
Posted by: x at November 16, 2018 05:58 PM (nFwvY) 225
Say what you will about Abrams down in Georgia, but the dude was a fantastic defensive end for the Giants.
And quite delightful as a replacement for Regis Philbin, in my opinion. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 16, 2018 05:58 PM (DEzr3) 226
216 208 Best idea of all: Hire JJ to run the press conference.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 16, 2018 05:56 PM (UsCnO) It would be the sarcasm of Richard Belzer, the snark/insults of Don Rickles and 1/1024th the wit of William F. Buckley. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 05:57 PM (/9p9e) Sold. When can you start? Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 16, 2018 05:59 PM (bcbK8) 227
Put the press in individual soundproof booths.
With an ejection function. Straight thru the roof. (full disclosure. Some other moron said this about the ejection seat yesterday but I can't remember who.) Posted by: jakee308 at November 16, 2018 05:59 PM (ukGwT) 228
Best idea of all: Hire JJ to run the press conference.
******** Great idea. Can we get Mandela funeral fake sign language guy to help out? Posted by: Muldoon at November 16, 2018 05:59 PM (m45I2) 229
Crap, I missed the New Ice Age thread. Jim Acosta barges in as usual.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at November 16, 2018 05:59 PM (kQs4Y) 230
Go hang with a sugar rope (?) and have a sweet death?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2018 05:58 PM (fuK7c) --------- Sounds like the Yiddish equivalent of "bless your heart." Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 05:59 PM (U5tDi) 231
Go hang with a sugar rope (?) and have a sweet death?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2018 05:58 PM (fuK7c) Heh.... you're turning it into German in your head and then translating too, aren't you? Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 16, 2018 05:59 PM (BRvh1) 232
Oh she didn't concede but says she will discontinue legal proceedings?
Posted by: freaked at November 16, 2018 05:59 PM (UdKB7) 233
Point to him for the first question and before he finishes his first word, snatch his ass and throw him out.
Posted by: dartist at November 16, 2018 06:00 PM (K22Va) 234
208 Best idea of all: Hire JJ to run the press conference.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 16, 2018 05:56 PM (UsCnO) Even better: alexthechick. Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: Air Pinochet trainee at November 16, 2018 06:00 PM (DTX3h) 235
(full disclosure. Some other moron said this about the ejection seat yesterday but I can't remember who.)
Posted by: jakee308 at November 16, 2018 05:59 PM (ukGwT) -------- Me! Me! That was me! I said eject them right into Lafayette Park. Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 06:00 PM (U5tDi) 236
The government would nuke itself?
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 16, 2018 06:00 PM (2DOZq) 237
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 16, 2018 05:58 PM (bcbK
Sorry I am missing this. I am officially out of Pugetroplis progtopia. Have fun. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 16, 2018 06:00 PM (0VJ7P) 238
Heh.... you're turning it into German in your head and then translating too, aren't you?
Yup. Make the sounds in your head and see what they're close to. Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2018 06:01 PM (fuK7c) 239
The government would nuke itself?
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 16, 2018 06:00 PM (2DOZq) ++++++++++ No. Since when does the government view itself as part of the body of its citizenry? Posted by: Rep. Swallwell at November 16, 2018 06:01 PM (I2dne) 240
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Great idea. Can we get Mandela funeral fake sign language guy to help out? Posted by: Muldoon at November 16, 2018 05:59 PM (m45I2) Was going to get Garret Morris to yell. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 06:01 PM (/9p9e) 241
Wtf I wish that nasty sow would go away. She can't win but won't concede.
Posted by: freaked at November 16, 2018 06:01 PM (UdKB7) 242
Or if we have Seattle Area morons who want to grab lunch/coffee during the week, let me know same way.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 16, 2018 ******* Yeah. I'm in Portland this weekend but mostly free after this weekend. Posted by: Diogenes at November 16, 2018 06:01 PM (TGayj) 243
Can't see everyone running questions through Acosta they want their face to face . That's why thinkTrump should call on him first, maybe in the middle, let him talk all the time he needs pointing out his special 1st amendment rights
Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 06:01 PM (6VrXf) 244
215 Salewell was that guy in college we all knew. Dropping Acid and Shrooms on a Monday Night, while waiting for his allowance check from his parents.
______________ Whew, for a minute I thought this was gonna be about me, but I was just smoking reefer and snorting blow (when I could afford it), while waiting on my allowance check from my typical white granny. Posted by: Choom king Barky Obama at November 16, 2018 06:01 PM (fqUgw) 245
Abrams says it is NOT a concession, it's just that democracy has failed the universe.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 16, 2018 06:01 PM (aKsyK) 246
230 Go hang with a sugar rope (?) and have a sweet death?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2018 05:58 PM (fuK7c) --------- Sounds like the Yiddish equivalent of "bless your heart." Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 05:59 PM (U5tDi) Close: "Go hang yourself with a sugar rope, and have a sweet death." Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 06:02 PM (/9p9e) 247
245 Abrams says it is NOT a concession, it's just that democracy has failed the universe.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 16, 2018 06:01 PM (aKsyK) Well. Bye. Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 16, 2018 06:02 PM (BRvh1) 248
I misspoke. Dems stole the Arizona SOS race too. WTF
Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 06:02 PM (HrSJb) 249
Speaking of lo hanging meat: Moochelle's book tour and the blurbs they're doling out aren't really showing her in as good a light as some think.
This is good because she actually didn't say much during Obama's 8 and now we get to hear the bs she tried to put over before only without the sugar topping provided by the slobbering media. Posted by: jakee308 at November 16, 2018 06:02 PM (ukGwT) 250
I am wondering with technology if the WH could have a "special" mic only for Acosta. Have software hardwired into mic so that anytime he talks, only loud farting sounds would come out.
Juvenile sure, but I think hilarity would definitely ensue Posted by: Cheri at November 16, 2018 06:02 PM (oiNtH) 251
245 Abrams says it is NOT a concession, it's just that democracy has failed the universe.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 16, 2018 06:01 PM (aKsyK) Dear Lord, a friggin' small soap dish is more coherent than she it. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 06:02 PM (/9p9e) 252
232 Oh she didn't concede but says she will discontinue legal proceedings?
Posted by: freaked at November 16, 2018 05:59 PM (UdKB7) 1. Congrats to Governor Kemp 2. Doesn't concede 3. Uses nukes on Kemp and white people 4. Wins the special election Posted by: literally serious at November 16, 2018 06:03 PM (KzvQU) 253
I misspoke. Dems stole the Arizona SOS race too. WTF Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 06:02 PM (HrSJb) It wasn't stolen, it was given away. Posted by: jakee308 at November 16, 2018 06:03 PM (ukGwT) 254
Man I am glad she didn't win. It was way to close though.
Something has to change. Posted by: freaked at November 16, 2018 06:03 PM (UdKB7) 255
It would be the sarcasm of Richard Belzer, the snark/insults of Don Rickles and 1/1024th the wit of William F. Buckley. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 05:57 PM (/9p9e) Wait! Wut? Is William F Buckley related to Elizabeth Warren? Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 16, 2018 06:03 PM (UsCnO) 256
248 I misspoke. Dems stole the Arizona SOS race too. WTF
Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 06:02 PM (HrSJb) Too bad it's McSally. I'd un-concede and declare Sinema null and void by virtue of the unwritten secret penumbra. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 06:03 PM (/9p9e) 257
This is good because she actually didn't say much during Obama's 8 and now we get to hear the bs she tried to put over before only without the sugar topping provided by the slobbering media.
Posted by: jakee308 Cindy McCain is on tour bashing Trump and talking about what a wonderful man, etc. her late husband was. Posted by: Cheri at November 16, 2018 06:04 PM (oiNtH) 258
discontinue legal proceedings?
Posted by: freaked at November 16, 2018 05:59 PM (UdKB7) Lol. What "legal" proceedings? I'm sure she'll continue the "illegal" proceedings, though. Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 16, 2018 06:04 PM (BRvh1) 259
OK, I wrote a letter to the President requesting a press pass for Sefton.
Don't say I never did nothin' for ya, JJ. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2018 06:04 PM (AzW6q) Posted by: freaked at November 16, 2018 06:05 PM (UdKB7) 261
Ducey is a POS. not only will Dems have the LT. Gov in Az, but a dem in charge of elections.
I hate Jeff Flake Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 06:05 PM (HrSJb) 262
'' 3 New threads are TIGHT!
Posted by: Max Power at November 16, 2018 05:24 PM (q177U) Yeah, yeah, yeah!'' Barely an inconvenience. Love those pitch meetings. Posted by: Tuna at November 16, 2018 06:05 PM (jm1YL) 263
The White Devil Went Down to Georgia
Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2018 06:05 PM (BXMxN) 264
OK, I wrote a letter to the President requesting a press pass for Sefton.
Don't say I never did nothin' for ya, JJ. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2018 06:04 PM (AzW6q) ------- Tell the pres we'll throw in a copy of The Deplorable Gourmet as an added incentive. Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 06:05 PM (U5tDi) 265
257. Cindy McCain is a home wrecking bitch
Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 06:05 PM (HrSJb) Posted by: jakee308 at November 16, 2018 06:06 PM (ukGwT) 267
Abrams admits she can't beat Kemp:
https://twitter.com/AP/ status/1063556155174264832 Remove spaces Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 16, 2018 05:46 PM (q1VoB) .......... between teeth Posted by: wth at November 16, 2018 06:07 PM (HgMAr) 268
Cindy McCain has all that sweet,sweet beer money.I wonder who she will hook up with.
Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2018 06:07 PM (BXMxN) 269
I'm officially grossed out, "Too Much Is Never Enough" in the sidebar.
I would try one. And pay up my insurance. Posted by: t-bird at November 16, 2018 06:07 PM (OiC69) 270
258 discontinue legal proceedings?
Posted by: freaked at November 16, 2018 05:59 PM (UdKB7) Lol. What "legal" proceedings? I'm sure she'll continue the "illegal" proceedings, though. Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 16, 2018 06:04 PM (BRvh1) Abrams has two minority boxes checked, and she's a Dem, so she can do and say anything and it's allowed, per our betters. Posted by: Gref at November 16, 2018 06:07 PM (AMIL/) 271
268 Cindy McCain has all that sweet,sweet beer money.I wonder who she will hook up with.
Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2018 06:07 PM (BXMxN) Sinema. Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 16, 2018 06:07 PM (BRvh1) 272
Cindy McCain is on tour bashing Trump and talking about what a wonderful man, etc. her late husband was.
Not exactly overcome by grief, is she? Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 16, 2018 06:08 PM (Tyii7) Posted by: jakee308 at November 16, 2018 06:08 PM (ukGwT) 274
Will JJ just hand out a copy of his morning news dump and tell the press corp " if you got any questions , refer to the handout. Thank you. You know the way out"
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 16, 2018 06:08 PM (2DOZq) 275
Tell the pres we'll throw in a copy of The Deplorable Gourmet as an added incentive.
No. 1 Son is living on his own for the first time (college doesn't count) in CA and he asked for, and I got him, a copy of Deplorable Gourmet. He may not learn to cook, but he will learn our snark. Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2018 06:08 PM (fuK7c) 276
My only solace, is that the Dems would give away all the stolen House seats, just to have Gillum and Kemp as governors. Soros failed at stealing those.
Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 06:08 PM (HrSJb) 277
261 Ducey is a POS. not only will Dems have the LT. Gov in Az, but a dem in charge of elections.
I hate Jeff Flake ______________________ Yep, if you think the cheating in AZ elections is bad now, you ain't seen nothing yet. This sucks. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 16, 2018 06:08 PM (fqUgw) 278
OK, I wrote a letter to the President requesting a press pass for Sefton.
You should instead be writing the judge and demanding one. Posted by: t-bird at November 16, 2018 06:08 PM (OiC69) 279
Levin is starting with this
Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 06:09 PM (6VrXf) Posted by: davidt at November 16, 2018 06:09 PM (5xuaW) 281
Ducey cannot run for senate now. Dem would take his place as Governor.
Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 06:09 PM (HrSJb) 282
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OK, I wrote a letter to the President requesting a press pass for Sefton. You should instead be writing the judge and demanding one. Posted by: t-bird at November 16, 2018 06:08 PM (OiC69) The Horde adapts quickly. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 16, 2018 06:09 PM (UsCnO) Posted by: t-bird at November 16, 2018 06:09 PM (OiC69) 284
No. 1 Son is living on his own for the first time (college doesn't count) in CA and he asked for, and I got him, a copy of Deplorable Gourmet.
He may not learn to cook, but he will learn our snark. Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2018 06:08 PM (fuK7c) ---------- Aw! That's so awesome. I'm sure he'll find something good to cook, when he can tear his gaze away from the fabulous illustrations. Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 06:09 PM (U5tDi) 285
does abrams whistle when she talks?
I've never heard her speak. (thank god) Posted by: jakee308 at November 16, 2018 06:08 PM (ukGwT) She sometimes brawks! spasmodically, like Mark McKinney's creepy chicken lady in Kids in the Hall. Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 16, 2018 06:10 PM (xPJvm) 286
I find Acosta questions highly annoying:
"Isn't it true that you're a mean meanie who's mean and hates brown people and that's why you call the immigration crisis an invasion?" Posted by: Emmie at November 16, 2018 06:10 PM (Y54Eh) 287
Kemp was way too nice in his response to Abram's 'concession.'
His response should have been "whatever, loser bitch." Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 06:10 PM (miE9U) 288
265 257. Cindy McCain is a home wrecking bitch
Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 06:05 PM (HrSJb) Cindy was just the last of a long list of women McCain cheated with on his first wife. Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 16, 2018 06:10 PM (2DOZq) 289
Let's have one of those spam parties and we'll all petition for J.J. Sefton to receive a press pass.
You'd go at least once right, JJ? Posted by: jakee308 at November 16, 2018 06:10 PM (ukGwT) 290
Ace would make a fine WH correspondent
Trump:"You over there,the little hairy guy..." Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2018 06:10 PM (BXMxN) 291
Wasn't a copy of The Deplorable Gourmet sent to the WH?
And, was any response ever received from anyone there? Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 06:10 PM (miE9U) Posted by: eleven at November 16, 2018 06:11 PM (NLLmE) 293
280 Just keep asking Accoster to repeat the question. Over and over.
Posted by: davidt at November 16, 2018 06:09 PM (5xuaW) Have Melania sit in as PressSec. Switch languages every 3-5 minutes. Mid-sentence if possible. Hey, no official language here, is there? Ain't my fault you dumbasses only speak English and Spanglish. Naechste Frage. Arschlecker. Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 16, 2018 06:11 PM (BRvh1) 294
Would Cindy McCain run as a Dem in 2020?
Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 06:11 PM (HrSJb) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 16, 2018 06:11 PM (aKsyK) 296
288. Yeah, but she married him
Posted by: Jonah at November 16, 2018 06:11 PM (HrSJb) 297
If you like southern guitar rock and roll, The Allman Brothers and Blue Sky before it was Blue Sky, turn this up very loud.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JJ9lnUBBDU Trust me. Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2018 06:11 PM (/tuJf) 298
Dammit do I have to go back to the very first post about Acosta when I said just what it seems that copycat Jon Gabriel has now said like hes some idiot savant? (no, of course I didn't read what he said.. like what, thats a new rule?)
'Call on Acosta and keep calling on him and give long winded answers so that he uses up all the time and then end the presser'. I never say anything smart or of note but this time I beat this shlub Jon to the punch. Just sayin. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 16, 2018 06:12 PM (7CM5W) 299
Trump should agree and amplify by opening up the press conferences to all Americans. you'd need a big venue. something on the order of an arena.
Posted by: x at November 16, 2018 06:12 PM (nFwvY) 300
does abrams whistle when she talks?
I've never heard her speak. (thank god) Posted by: jakee308 at November 16, 2018 06:08 PM (ukGwT) ............ My name ith *tweet* Th*tweet*thathy*tweet* Abrams *tweet* Posted by: Bucky the Beaver at November 16, 2018 06:12 PM (HgMAr) 301
Left Coast Dawg,
my COUG son (I'm a Dawg, 1990) is coming home for Thanksgiving and I haven't seen him since early August. I'm gonna need to bail this one and make the next one. Perhaps we can come to your neck of the woods. Mark and I work downtown and we met for lunch yesterday, so meet ups can be done on the fly. just not this weekend, i need to give my boyo mamma hugs. Posted by: nurse ratched at November 16, 2018 06:12 PM (d7Ww2) 302
Acosta just gives Leftist talking points, as most of them do.
Levin said he didn't know but just because a judge is appointed by Trump doesn't really tell you how they got there. Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 06:12 PM (6VrXf) Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 16, 2018 06:12 PM (Tyii7) 304
Abrams says "Concession means to acknowledge an act is right, true or proper ...I cannot concede that"
I'm afraid we have not heard the last of her. Can someone please accuse her of sexual assault in high school or something? Posted by: freaked at November 16, 2018 06:12 PM (UdKB7) 305
There's a nude that you can't first on because firsting is gross.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2018 06:13 PM (fuK7c) 306
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280 Just keep asking Accoster to repeat the question. Over and over. Posted by: davidt at November 16, 2018 06:09 PM (5xuaW) Have Melania sit in as PressSec. Switch languages every 3-5 minutes. Mid-sentence if possible. Hey, no official language here, is there? Ain't my fault you dumbasses only speak English and Spanglish. Naechste Frage. Arschlecker. Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 16, 2018 06:11 PM (BRvh1) That is brilliant, Warai-otoko. I wonder how many press conferences would take place before they figure out they were being punked? Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 16, 2018 06:13 PM (UsCnO) 307
Do like I do (only sometimes i'm not kidding).
When someone triggers my curmudgeon mode, I start doing the "Eh, eh, what did you say? you have to speak up please) Do that a few times for those lil twits that are in the customer service field but are too full of themselves to serve a customer and they climb up on their high horse and stomp all over you. I just do my impression of the hard of hearing guy. If it doesn't calm them down, they go get someone else which is usually someone who's nicer. Posted by: jakee308 at November 16, 2018 06:13 PM (ukGwT) 308
I saw the earlier thread of the idiot at the Hippodrome in Baltimore. Well, let me just tell you, the local news was surely considerate tonight when they ran the story and interviewed him. They never showed his face. I would be willing to wager a good sum that had the dude actually been a Trump supporter, they would have a wanted poster with his face plastered all over it at the beginning of the report.
Posted by: no good deed at November 16, 2018 06:14 PM (1uG1d) 309
BreakingNLive
6m BREAKING: Democrat candidate for Governor in Georgia, Stacey Abrams has conceded. Republican Brian Kemp is the next governor of Georgia. Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Ill Girlffriend at November 16, 2018 05:27 PM (BqBId) -------------- From what I understand, pretty damn bitter concession speech too. This makes me smile. Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 16, 2018 05:30 PM (ffYR/) ********************* What's up with the SOS race in Georgia? Posted by: redridinghood at November 16, 2018 06:14 PM (hECVl) Posted by: ibguy at November 16, 2018 06:14 PM (vUcdz) 311
Nood Abrams
Posted by: IC at November 16, 2018 06:14 PM (a0IVu) 312
I can just JJ now. Brandishing his shiny new press pass he'll be outside scalping it.
"PressPass! I got one! Right here!" Posted by: Diogenes at November 16, 2018 06:14 PM (TGayj) 313
310 O/T:
Anyone who followed the Baby Sister Updates will want to tune into Sunday's ONT. Posted by: ibguy at November 16, 2018 06:14 PM (vUcdz) Ohhh! Can't wait. Posted by: IC at November 16, 2018 06:14 PM (a0IVu) 314
"Isn't it true that you're a mean meanie who's mean and hates brown people and that's why you call the immigration crisis an invasion?"
Posted by: Emmie at November 16, 2018 06:10 PM (Y54Eh) ---- What I'm always waiting for is when they ask one of these is to answer "No" And call on another reporter. Don't give them a oundbite. Don't give them the time of day. Posted by: Hilary! at November 16, 2018 06:15 PM (NhgkA) 315
301 Left Coast Dawg,
my COUG son (I'm a Dawg, 1990) is coming home for Thanksgiving and I haven't seen him since early August. I'm gonna need to bail this one and make the next one. Perhaps we can come to your neck of the woods. Mark and I work downtown and we met for lunch yesterday, so meet ups can be done on the fly. just not this weekend, i need to give my boyo mamma hugs. Posted by: nurse ratched at November 16, 2018 06:12 PM (d7Ww2) How does Apple Cup work out for you guys?? Posted by: IC at November 16, 2018 06:15 PM (a0IVu) 316
Sure! Don't use my suggestion to accredit Alex Jones and seat him with Acosta that I stole from Twitter!
Posted by: andycanuck at November 16, 2018 06:16 PM (Evws/) 317
266 Correction: Moronette.
Bluebell: Please don't kill me. Posted by: jakee308 at November 16, 2018 06:06 PM (ukGwT) Don't worry. She knows exactly where and how deeply to cut you so you won't bleed out. Posted by: Insomniac at November 16, 2018 06:16 PM (NWiLs) 318
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Left Coast Dawg, my COUG son (I'm a Dawg, 1990) is coming home for Thanksgiving and I haven't seen him since early August. I'm gonna need to bail this one and make the next one. Perhaps we can come to your neck of the woods. Mark and I work downtown and we met for lunch yesterday, so meet ups can be done on the fly. just not this weekend, i need to give my boyo mamma hugs. Posted by: nurse ratched at November 16, 2018 06:12 PM (d7Ww2) got it, and tell your son if he has an Apple Cup ticket, depending on the seat, they are going for $200 to get in, to $1,000 for a prime ticket. For the Apple Cup. On the Friday after Thanksgiving, when the students are gone. It's kinda amazing, actually. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 16, 2018 06:17 PM (UsCnO) 319
Only call on reporters that are usually ignored. Posted by: Glenn John at November 16, 2018 06:17 PM (LilNs) 320
How is Abrams' shitty little tantrum NOT a so-called "Threat to Democracy", as these pantywaisted man-boobed pit-stained wheat-bellied circle-jerkers in the Elite Commentariat always said about Trump?
She is flat out saying that the results of an election, A RECOUNTED election, are invalid, simply because she didn't win. No credible allegation of fraud, no credible allegation of irregularity... in fact, her campaign and her party were the SOURCE of any fraud or irregularity in the election, and she STILL FUCKING LOST! So take your sour grapes, get the FUCK out of My Republic, and go try to find a half decent dentist in whatever third world shitehole you wind up in to jackhammer the gingival rot out from between your cartoonish freak teeth, you disgusting fat asshole. Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 16, 2018 06:18 PM (BRvh1) 321
just not this weekend, i need to give my boyo mamma hugs.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 16, 2018 06:12 PM (d7Ww2) How does Apple Cup work out for you guys?? Posted by: IC at November 16, 2018 06:15 PM (a0IVu) don't know about nurse ratched, but I have a younger brother that is also a Coug. 364 days a year, we acknowledge each other as brothers. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 16, 2018 06:19 PM (UsCnO) 322
Don't worry. She knows exactly where and how deeply to cut you so you won't bleed out.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 16, 2018 06:16 PM (NWiLs) Heh. Please. Dude's gonna look like Captain Mifune at the end of the last Matrix movie.... Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 16, 2018 06:19 PM (BRvh1) 323
>>>Cindy McCain has all that sweet,sweet beer money.I wonder who she will hook up with.<<<
Chuck Schumer? John Kerry? There really is no accounting for good taste and Budweiser. Posted by: Fritz at November 16, 2018 06:20 PM (Z9C5C) 324
did you say APPLE CUP?
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 16, 2018 06:20 PM (d7Ww2) 325
There's a nude that you can't first on because firsting is gross.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2018 06:13 PM Or, maybe one can't first because Bandersnatch has already posted in the Numero Uno position. You go look, you decide. Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 16, 2018 06:21 PM (DMUuz) 326
coug kid is flying out friday morning to go to the game. momma is looking for a place to yell at the tele.
where yall gonna be? Posted by: nurse ratched at November 16, 2018 06:21 PM (d7Ww2) 327
A Pie Without "E"* A pastry containing cow's flank No milk, so no cow's tits you'll yank Add nuts, sugar, fruit And good brandy to boot Dish up to all Lords of high rank *Doing the jobs Muldoon won't do. Posted by: naturalfake at November 16, 2018 06:24 PM (CRRq9) 328
Or, maybe one can't first because Bandersnatch has already posted in the Numero Uno position.
My point is that I blocked the first. I disapprove of firsters and thwart them where I can. Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2018 06:24 PM (fuK7c) 329
The idea that Trump has to give a reason to deny people into a federal facility is nonsense. There is no "right" to enter a federal building. I can be denied at any time for any reason. Go to any building in DC and demand entry. See how far you get. Trump should remind the judge who controls the executive office buildings. It isn't the judge.
Posted by: WarEagle82 at November 16, 2018 06:29 PM (2BPRE) 330
I know. Shoot that microwave weapon at Acosta that Cuba and China have been using to make US diplomats ill.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 16, 2018 06:46 PM (/qEW2) 331
6 Jon Gabriel must read the comments here, because that suggestion was all over the comments here this morning. I think Jay Guevara was the first to suggest it.
Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 05:25 PM (U5tDi) Thanks for the props, bluebell! Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2018 06:48 PM (IMdOQ) 332
Re: sidebar Toure story. I actually agree with him about the "people of color" idiocy. I've made some of the same points here. White people are vilified but they get to be exclusive while the rest of us are lumped together. As if African Americans and Asian Americans generally have similar experiences. (let's not even go into how Africa immigrants and their kids differ from African Americans.) I referred to the term tongue in cheek as promoting white supremacy since it's leftists who are trying to foist it on the public.
I have a verbal rant about it, but typing on the phone is hard. I do hope his statement causes some delicious dissension in the ranks. Hopefully identity politics will one day collapse from the weight of its arbitrary stupidity. Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 16, 2018 06:50 PM (9hauA) 333
No, tell the judge he has overstepped his authority and continue to bar Acosta.
Posted by: Sven at November 16, 2018 06:57 PM (IcVMR) 334
Can they simply not call on him?
If he starts getting belligerent about not getting a chance to give his speech, ask the other reporters if they’d prefer to hear a Speech from Acosta, or ask their questions. I’d hope that they’d tell Acosta to shut the fuck up and sit down. Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 16, 2018 08:13 PM (radSL) 335
Forget Trump and Acosta. This is a Separation of Powers issue. A member of the judicial branch cannot decide who has access to the seat of the Executive Branch any more than a president could hand out passes to the judges chambers.
I hope the Executive Branch presses the issue. Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 16, 2018 08:26 PM (Ndje9) 336
Um, doesn't "due process" apply to criminal proceedings? Since when is a White House press credential a constitutional right that can be abridged only after "due process"??
Posted by: Richard Feder, Ft Lee NJ at November 16, 2018 08:36 PM (WusEB) 337
Every time Acosta or any reporter acts up, the event is over. By the way this is yet another example of why the judiciary needs to be taken out and hung.
Posted by: I am not corey Booker at November 16, 2018 08:43 PM (Pr11x) 338
Are the seats assigned? Put Jim's in the back and turn it facing backwards. Then bolt it to the floor.
Then for good measure put a chair next to his that's left empty and not given to anyone and put an obama name tag on it Posted by: MST3K at November 16, 2018 09:58 PM (9N+85) 339
How about having all the accredited journolists drop a business card into a jar when they are first accredited. Questions are taken by drawing a card from the jar, and letting that journo ask a question +/- followups. The card then goes into jar #2. Questions come from jar #1 until it is empty, then over to #2. This makes the question order random source yet fair in that all get called upon and NO-ONE gets precedence.
And yes, yellow and red cards for interrupting or yelling or other un-civil conduct. Anyone who gets red-carded, has their business card removed from jar#1, if still not called upon, or sequestered from jar#2, to go into jar#1 when it is emptied: that person has to sit out a full cycle of questions. And the mic should be remotely controlled so it can be shut off. I do hope that the DOJ is appealing the Judge's Order. A press pass is none of 'life, liberty or property' for which due process of law is required (Fifth Am't). Or we are ALL entitled to attend. Even me, and I'm Canadian! Posted by: Dyspeptic Curmudgeon at November 18, 2018 10:52 AM (Srsa0) Processing 0.03, elapsed 0.0473 seconds. |
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