Women's March Chapter: We Don't #BelieveAllWomen When It Comes to St. Michael of the Blessed Right Hook

We can confirm that today LAPD Detectives arrested Michael Avenatti on suspicion of domestic violence. This is an ongoing investigation and we will provide more details as they become available.
— LAPD HQ (@LAPDHQ) November 15, 2018

Very relevant photo. pic.twitter.com/hx4YitB1jH
— Adam Scott (@AdamScottDYEL) November 15, 2018

These are actual inspirational quotes on @MichaelAvenatti's website. #basta pic.twitter.com/mj7wOWqkg2
— Steven Cheung (@CaliforniaPanda) November 14, 2018

But the Brantford (Canada) Chapter of the Women's March (!!!) has announced it does not #BelieveAllWomen in this case.

That is a tweet
Not an indictment or sentence

I will wait for the particulars to weigh in
— Womens March Brantford Chapter (@BrantfordWMC) November 15, 2018

Believe it or not, the left is suddenly declaring, as if in one (nearly) unified voice, that #BelievingAllWomen is sooooo October 2018.

Brett Kavanaugh wants to know if they waited for all the evidence in his case, or if the allegation was enough.

After all, a woman -- the victim -- did swear out this police complaint.

Something that Dr. Blasey of the incorruptible hippocampus never bothered to do.

#Beatah

#Bette

Open thread. Now get out there and Be Like Mike -- slug a gal like you love her!

More: The media's been praising Slappy Avenatti's eagerness to throw a punch for over a year.

Ugh pic.twitter.com/KujHOZzePT
— Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) November 14, 2018

The next time he's on CNN every 20 minutes, I'm sure they'll ask him if he hit this woman with the power he had envisioned hitting Trump with.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:54 PM

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1 Hmm.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at November 14, 2018 07:57 PM (WEBkv)

2 2nd first on the same day.

Not sure if a good or a bad thing.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at November 14, 2018 07:58 PM (WEBkv)

3 Hello (hello hello)

Posted by: Charles the Simple at November 14, 2018 07:59 PM (w7U7L)

4 Okay, nood called.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at November 14, 2018 07:59 PM (WEBkv)

5 The Women's March Brantford Chapter. Is that near Brattleboro?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 14, 2018 07:59 PM (SiINZ)

6 Aaaaaaa Ha!

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 14, 2018 07:59 PM (bEWiM)

7 Well gosh, it seems the Democratic Presidential Candidate will hit a bitch.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at November 14, 2018 08:00 PM (jp0Bv)

8 Yeah, this is my shocked face.

Innocent until proven guilty unless it's Republican, then, Burn The Witch!

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at November 14, 2018 08:00 PM (WEBkv)

9 Tough guy.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 14, 2018 08:01 PM (RU/ML)

10 Check the sidebar CPL link for a peek at the victim's non-creepy rack

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 14, 2018 08:01 PM (+y/Ru)

11

#BeataBetty

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 14, 2018 08:01 PM (HaL55)

12 Womp womp!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 14, 2018 08:01 PM (n9EOP)

13 If only the lady had waited 36 years to report it to a Democrat senator. Then she'd have an army of support.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 14, 2018 08:01 PM (5RXy6)

14 If only Aventti was a practitioner of the religion of peace and love the Womens March Brantford Chapter would literally be demanding the charges be dropped.

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 14, 2018 08:01 PM (/HC6x)

15 Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at November 14, 2018 07:58 PM (WEBkv)

#CheckYourFirstPrivilege

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 14, 2018 08:02 PM (n9EOP)

16 That is a tweet
Not an indictment or sentence

I will wait for the particulars to weigh in

Why you feckless twat?
#BelieveAllWomen!!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2018 08:02 PM (sMMcg)

17
"You might want to put some ice on that" - motto of the Democratic party.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 14, 2018 08:02 PM (LsBY9)

18 But Trump said he grabbed pussies.

It is not the crime it is the Orange Man Bad.

Posted by: Juicebox Hero at November 14, 2018 08:02 PM (haWye)

19 Is he still in jail?

Posted by: Ever at November 14, 2018 08:03 PM (QPeHQ)

20 Eric Schneiderman and Keith Ellison approve.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 14, 2018 08:03 PM (RU/ML)

21 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 14, 2018 08:01 PM (+y/Ru)

Offhand, that rack would seem to somewhat mitigate the cray-cray warning signs!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 14, 2018 08:03 PM (n9EOP)

22 The Double Standards of acceptable behavior have once again reached a new low.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2018 08:03 PM (UsCnO)

23 Michael is the abortion I wish that I had had.

Posted by: Michael Avenatti's Mom at November 14, 2018 08:04 PM (H5knJ)

24 #believecommunistwomen

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 14, 2018 08:04 PM (vOkuK)

25 I despise that "Esq." after any lawyer's name.

Needed to end that shit LONG AGO!

Posted by: RKae at November 14, 2018 08:04 PM (rnKX/)

26

Hmm, did anybody else spot the latest insulting name the Progs have for us on the Right in that tweet: Magats, which I presume is to be pronounced like "maggots."

How nice. At least it's not a gay slur this time.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 14, 2018 08:05 PM (HaL55)

27 Why can't normal people see the hypocrisy

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 14, 2018 08:05 PM (bQtop)

28 I despise that "Esq." after any lawyer's name.
Needed to end that shit LONG AGO!
Posted by: RKae at November 14, 2018 08:04 PM (rnKX/)

Might I suggest the use of the alternative title CPL after every lawyer's name?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 14, 2018 08:06 PM (n9EOP)

29 Before this is over, we'll be hearing from more lying, broken bitches.

I maintain my lawyerly virtue.

Posted by: Michael Avenatti at November 14, 2018 08:06 PM (Z9C5C)

30 @redsteeze tweeted out the Truth of the Day:
"Tucker's show is going to be 40 minutes of laughing into the camera."

Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMahomesie at November 14, 2018 08:07 PM (Q1dPb)

31 Gee, I hope this criminal case won't put a crimp in the Senate investigation of the Feminist Fists of Fury!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 14, 2018 08:07 PM (RU/ML)

32 Hmm, did anybody else spot the latest insulting name the Progs have for us on the Right in that tweet: Magats, which I presume is to be pronounced like "maggots."

How nice. At least it's not a gay slur this time.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 14, 2018 08:05 PM (HaL55)

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Well, for a change, it's slightly clever. Which is unusual for progs.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at November 14, 2018 08:08 PM (WEBkv)

33 Look what you made me do, bitch!

Posted by: Mike Avenatti, Esq. at November 14, 2018 08:08 PM (sf1AO)

34 Needed to end that shit LONG AGO!
Posted by: RKae

Well, I tried. But, you know, YOINK!

Posted by: Robspierre at November 14, 2018 08:08 PM (pnMCv)

35 But here's the winner:
"MAGA: *M*ichael *A*venatti *G*ot *A*rrested"

Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMahomesie at November 14, 2018 08:09 PM (Q1dPb)

36 >>>The victim becomes a witness for the State and unlike civil court, cannot decide whether or not to prosecute or "press charges." This means that the State may prosecute even when the victim does not want to prosecute. This policy is in effect so that a batterer will learn that coercing or scaring a victim into requesting that charges be dropped is not an effective means of avoiding criminal sanctions. Studies have shown that the best protection for a survivor of domestic abuse is generally through court intervention.

http://www.lapdonline.org/get_informed/content_basic_view/8880

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 14, 2018 08:09 PM (1g7ch)

37
Look what you made me do, bitch!

Posted by: Mike Avenatti, Esq. at November 14, 2018 08:08 PM

I know, right?

Posted by: Ike Turner at November 14, 2018 08:09 PM (KCxzN)

38

Well, for a change, it's slightly clever. Which is unusual for progs.

That's about the best they can do, bless their hearts.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 14, 2018 08:09 PM (HaL55)

39 Why can't normal people see the hypocrisy

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 14, 2018 08:05 PM (bQtop)

Why do multiple redundant commercials cause a rational person to vote for a piece of trash over a qualified candidate? Therein lies the answer.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 14, 2018 08:09 PM (pb2K/)

40 How nice. At least it's not a gay slur this time.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy

Eeh, sounds awfully homophonophobic to me.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 14, 2018 08:10 PM (pnMCv)

41 Sources Say Orange Man Bad

Posted by: This...Is CNN at November 14, 2018 08:11 PM (sf1AO)

42 To the surprise of no one.The left hardly ever turns on their side.

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2018 08:11 PM (BXMxN)

43 27 Why can't normal people see the hypocrisy
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 14, 2018 08:05 PM (bQtop)

Dude ... all Normal People are willing to see is Normal.

And they would really like you to shut the fuck up and just act normal.

That's all there is to it.

Normal People are the reason we're at this point in time.

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 14, 2018 08:11 PM (VarTq)

44 There's nothing funny about demonstrably true domestic violence. If I were his wife's brother, I would cut off his balls and wears them like earrings.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 14, 2018 08:11 PM (SS4vH)

45 Fuck flake fuck avvendi
Fuck avosta
Fuck

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 14, 2018 08:11 PM (ONCtM)

46 Let's get Jim Acosta on this story.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 14, 2018 08:11 PM (RU/ML)

47 Well to be fair, we don't have all the details. Maybe she had it comin to her?

For all we know, she voted for Trump!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 14, 2018 08:12 PM (GBteo)

48

Why do multiple redundant commercials cause a rational person to vote
for a piece of trash over a qualified candidate? Therein lies the
answer.

The stuff on TV is called "programming" for a reason.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 14, 2018 08:12 PM (HaL55)

49 Might I suggest the use of the alternative title CPL after every lawyer's name?
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 14, 2018 08:06 PM (n9EOP)

I thought CPL was a specialty field.
Like international law, or patent attorney.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 14, 2018 08:12 PM (1g7ch)

50 Old and Busted: The One Free Grope rule
The New Hotness: The One Free Bitchslap rule

Posted by: Roy at November 14, 2018 08:12 PM (ABjxW)

51 Look what you made me do, bitch!

Posted by: Mike Avenatti, Esq. at November 14, 2018 08:08 PM

I know, right?
Posted by: Ike Turner

Sometimes your loved ones just need to be set straight.

Posted by: Joe Jackson at November 14, 2018 08:13 PM (5RXy6)

52 Whoopie and Joyless need to get their f'n shineboxes, stat.

Posted by: Billy Batts at November 14, 2018 08:13 PM (r4XVk)

53 We all got it coming to us

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 14, 2018 08:13 PM (yWXpx)

54 Nina Burleigh. Paging Nina Burleigh. White courtesy phone, please.

Posted by: pep at November 14, 2018 08:14 PM (T6t7i)

55 This is my kinda guy, tbh.

Posted by: Patrick Bateman at November 14, 2018 08:14 PM (PbpT7)

56 I'll fight any of these bitches in the Octagon!

Posted by: Michael "Boom Boom" Avanitti at November 14, 2018 08:14 PM (EYsyU)

57 Michael Avenatti's Greatest Hits

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 14, 2018 08:14 PM (oVJmc)

58 54 Nina Burleigh. Paging Nina Burleigh. White courtesy phone, please.
Posted by: pep at November 14, 2018 08:14 PM (T6t7i)

She's busy - out looking for a tree branch that is the diameter of her thumb.

Posted by: Roy at November 14, 2018 08:14 PM (ABjxW)

59 I thought CPL was a specialty field.
Like international law, or patent attorney.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 14, 2018 08:12 PM (1g7ch)

It's "Concealed Pistol License" in Michigan, which makes threads confusing as hell when people just drop 'CPL' without context, let me tell you.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 14, 2018 08:15 PM (t+qrx)

60

We all got it coming to us

Us Morons?

It's the "no pants" thing again, isn't it?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 14, 2018 08:15 PM (HaL55)

61 >>The victim becomes a witness for the State and unlike civil court, cannot decide whether or not to prosecute or "press charges." This means that the State may prosecute even when the victim does not want to prosecute. This policy is in effect so that a batterer will learn that coercing or scaring a victim into requesting that charges be dropped is not an effective means of avoiding criminal sanctions. Studies have shown that the best protection for a survivor of domestic abuse is generally through court intervention.

MAY prosecute, but a victim now claiming she made the whole thing up is reasonable doubt right there.

Posted by: ace at November 14, 2018 08:15 PM (PbpT7)

62 Boy am I glad KEVIN McCarthy won today. Now I can sleep peacefully?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 14, 2018 08:15 PM (yWXpx)

63 This cat really knows how to keep his bitches in line.

I have to return some videotapes.

Posted by: Patrick Bateman at November 14, 2018 08:16 PM (PbpT7)

64 He was just reaching out to a woman.

OK, his fingers were closed in a fist, but he WAS reaching out.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 14, 2018 08:16 PM (EYsyU)

65 Serious question: who has Andy Kaufman's old Intergender Championship belt and can they get it to CPL?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 14, 2018 08:16 PM (5RXy6)

66
Why do multiple redundant commercials cause a rational person to vote for a piece of trash over a qualified candidate?

"I'll vote for him! Just make them stop!!!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 14, 2018 08:16 PM (LsBY9)

67 Nevergiveup: that's cool. I hear Kevin has lots of experience already with giving blowjobs to congressional Dems... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2018 08:17 PM (miE9U)

68
30 @redsteeze tweeted out the Truth of the Day:
"Tucker's show is going to be 40 minutes of laughing into the camera."
Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMahomesie at November 14, 2018 08:07 PM (Q1dPb)

Heh.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 14, 2018 08:17 PM (eXA4G)

69 What a piker -- he hit a bitch in front of witnesses!!!

Total frat move!

Posted by: Ike Turner at November 14, 2018 08:18 PM (PbpT7)

70 44 There's nothing funny about demonstrably true domestic violence. If I were his wife's brother, I would cut off his balls and wears them like earrings.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 14, 2018 08:11 PM (SS4vH)

Nah. Use his scrotum as a tobacco pouch. Even if you don't use tobacco.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 14, 2018 08:18 PM (IMdOQ)

71 I despise that "Esq." after any lawyer's name.

Needed to end that shit LONG AGO!
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Dude! It's most triumphant!

Posted by: Bill S. Preston, Esq. at November 14, 2018 08:18 PM (XXadE)

72 65 Serious question: who has Andy Kaufman's old Intergender Championship belt and can they get it to CPL?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 14, 2018 08:16 PM (5RXy6)

James Ellsworth has taken up that role.

Posted by: buzzion at November 14, 2018 08:18 PM (WaxcS)

73 To be honest,even the commercials for people I was going to vote for annoyed me and I changed the channel.I think most people decide pretty early who they are voting for and just tune out ads.

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2018 08:19 PM (BXMxN)

74
How about a nice Hawaiian Punch?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 14, 2018 08:19 PM (LsBY9)

75 Hit Me Baby, One More Time

Posted by: Brittney Spears at November 14, 2018 08:19 PM (Zf+A9)

76 This request goes out to CPL from the Horde:
https://youtu.be/jLyNkbwhbvc

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 14, 2018 08:19 PM (5RXy6)

77 Let he who has never beaten a woman cast the first stone.

Posted by: Chris Brown at November 14, 2018 08:19 PM (Ojki1)

78 ace...will you please fix the margins, from comment # 36 ?

many thnx, if so.

Posted by: concrete girl at November 14, 2018 08:20 PM (9ORmh)

79 Elvis took Andy's belt.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 14, 2018 08:20 PM (RU/ML)

80
54 Nina Burleigh. Paging Nina Burleigh. White courtesy phone, please.
Posted by: pep at November 14, 2018 08:14 PM (T6t7i)

Yeah, pick up the KlanPhone, you racist biyotch.

Posted by: Talcum X at November 14, 2018 08:20 PM (eXA4G)

81 Avenatti Law

'Showin' bitches what that mouth is for' - Since 2004.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2018 08:20 PM (Zf+A9)

82 So apparently the woman he hit was another woman not the ex wife.

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2018 08:20 PM (BXMxN)

83 Avanatti is just lucky his wife didn't kick his ass. You know, the way 110 lb. chicks in the movies take out an entire SEAL team without breaking a sweat.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 14, 2018 08:20 PM (IMdOQ)

84 My G-d the memes. I'm dying here. No, not actually dying like Creepy Porn Lawyer punched me out.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2018 08:21 PM (ptqGC)

85 when I was in college some stupid scrunt wrote an oped that joan jetts "hit me with your best shot" was glorifying violence against women.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 14, 2018 08:21 PM (MTjB1)

86 Women's Center on why they believe Kav is guilty without evidence but we all should wait for evidence before accusing Avenatti:

Nothing (evidence against Kav) collected

Chair Of Judiciary played his game and ensured Kavanagh not properly investigated

Posted by: Emmie at November 14, 2018 08:22 PM (4HMW8)

87 Not the wife.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/313105/

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2018 08:22 PM (BXMxN)

88 77 Let he who has never beaten a woman cast the first stone.

Point of order - a woman-woman?

Posted by: Zombie Bobby Riggs at November 14, 2018 08:22 PM (ABjxW)

89 Qdpsteve. Ya know that was sarcastic right? Lol

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 14, 2018 08:22 PM (yWXpx)

90 I despise that "Esq." after any lawyer's name.

Needed to end that shit LONG AGO!

Yeah. Who cares what they read? Besides which, "Esquire" is hopelessly gay. At least GQ is out and proud.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 14, 2018 08:22 PM (IMdOQ)

91 Katherine MacGregor, the actress who played Mrs. Oleson (nasty Nellie's mom) on Little House On The Prairie, has died at age 93.

She was a great actress, especially at playing impossible women...

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2018 08:22 PM (miE9U)

92 Bang! Zoom!

Posted by: Ralph Kramden at November 14, 2018 08:22 PM (RU/ML)

93 So apparently the woman he hit was another woman not the ex wife.
Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2018 08:20 PM (BXMxN)

Someone said it's the woman he's cheating on his not-yet-ex wife with, so I think that makes her his future ex-wife once removed.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 14, 2018 08:22 PM (t+qrx)

94 70 44 There's nothing funny about demonstrably true domestic violence. If I were his wife's brother, I would cut off his balls and wears them like earrings.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 14, 2018 08:11 PM (SS4vH)

That's the thing about Predators. They know.

It's not a perfect tactic - but making it known that you just do not give a fuck about Social Norms prompts them to seek easier targets. Usually.

I'm betting neither of those families have a high White Trash Crazy Quotient.

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 14, 2018 08:22 PM (VarTq)

95 I look forward to Weekly Standard, NRO, Commentary and Reason passionately defending Avenatti first thing in the morning.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at November 14, 2018 08:23 PM (+wjl1)

96 Nevergiveup, I understand. I'm just sick of these "Republican leaders" who always give everything away to Dems, then try to spin it as victory.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2018 08:23 PM (miE9U)

97 Nevergiveup: that's cool. I hear Kevin has lots of experience already with giving blowjobs to congressional Dems... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2018 08:17 PM (miE9U)

Come on guys, you didn't really think there was going to be a realignment in the Deep Establishment did you?

They're the same corrupt sleazy bastards they've been for decades now and they don't intend to do sh!t except laugh at the rubes they fool into believing they're the new and improved RINO class.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 14, 2018 08:23 PM (n9EOP)

98 When you make an accusation, and you say specific stuff, like who hit you, and what date it happened, and where it happened - that's a red flag. It means you made shit up.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 14, 2018 08:23 PM (2xR5z)

99 I didn't know Mrs Olsen was still alive.RIP

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2018 08:23 PM (BXMxN)

100 Whatever happened with the Kavanaugh case. I mean, it was the most vile thing ever. They raised hundreds of thousands of dollars for the victim. They had dozens of pro bono lawyers. They surely haven't let the crime of the century disappear, have they?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 14, 2018 08:23 PM (yQpMk)

101 so, is "she was asking for it" still a legal defense in cali?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 14, 2018 08:23 PM (MTjB1)

102 She was a great actress, especially at playing impossible women...
Posted by: qdpsteve

Nuthins impossible with a good right cross.

Posted by: "Iron" Mike Avenatti at November 14, 2018 08:24 PM (5RXy6)

103 Ellison/Avanatti 2020! Slap that bitch Melania senseless.

Posted by: colfax mingo at November 14, 2018 08:24 PM (tCvhJ)

104 Ace - you are FAR to reluctant to give the flaming skull. Shame, shame on you!

Posted by: Dean wormer at November 14, 2018 08:24 PM (ABH6n)

105 97 Most likely they will all now turn on Trump.

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2018 08:24 PM (BXMxN)

106 If I were his wife's brother, I would cut off his balls and make him wear them like earrings.

FIFY

Posted by: Grey Fox at November 14, 2018 08:24 PM (bZ7mE)

107 -
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Kevin McCarthy won today.

------------------------------------------

Just to put GOP minds to rest, I've defeated the wet bandits before in open combat.

Posted by: Kevin McCallister, lover of ice cream, hater of after shave at November 14, 2018 08:24 PM (RVcmP)

108
I had to meet with some lawyers in a patent case. I looked at the business card one of them gave me and said, "Attorney at Law. Interesting. Can you be an Attorney at Plumbing?" They were not amused.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 14, 2018 08:24 PM (LsBY9)

109 I will actually watch the hags on The View tomorrow to see them defend his shit.

Two or three weeks ago they were slobbering all over him, urging him to run for preezy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2018 08:25 PM (ptqGC)

110 They're reporting people to twitter over this LOL

"Best thing about this thread is it helped identify more questionable accounts to twitter report"

Posted by: ryukyu at November 14, 2018 08:25 PM (vKhgw)

111 Someone said it's the woman he's cheating on his not-yet-ex wife with, so I think that makes her his future ex-wife once removed.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 14, 2018 08:22 PM (t+qrx)
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We need bingo cards, I think.

Posted by: bluebell at November 14, 2018 08:26 PM (U5tDi)

112 Its "Tell me WHOM you've beaten."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 14, 2018 08:26 PM (EZebt)

113 So I guess that means next time Avenatti, Esq., is on TV they can ask him if he's stopped beating his wife yet?

Posted by: Socratease at November 14, 2018 08:26 PM (BT83d)

114
Future former wife

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 14, 2018 08:26 PM (LsBY9)

115 Cage match:

Michelle (yeah, she's going to run for preezy) and Avenatti.

I have a feeling Mooch has beat more than one man's ass.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2018 08:26 PM (ptqGC)

116 Well, this will presumably put a small crimp in "Sugar Ray" Avanatti's Presidential run.

Even soccer moms with duck feathers for brains should be thinking twice after this one.

Or am I being overly optimistic?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 14, 2018 08:26 PM (IMdOQ)

117 Yeah. Who cares what they read? Besides which, "Esquire" is hopelessly gay. At least GQ is out and proud.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 14, 2018 08:22 PM (IMdOQ)

Well, to be fair -- a JD is a doctorate in law.

Would you prefer lawyers refer to themselves as "Dr.?"

Or can you accept the more modest "esquire?"

I mean, shit. You get a doctorate in wymyns studies and everyone calls you "doctor"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 14, 2018 08:26 PM (GBteo)

118 Or am I being overly optimistic?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 14, 2018 08:26 PM (IMdOQ)
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Keith Ellison

Posted by: bluebell at November 14, 2018 08:27 PM (U5tDi)

119 116 He was unlikely to get a sniff anyway.If Hillary is alive nobody else is getting it.She will have them murdered.

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2018 08:27 PM (BXMxN)

120 I hear the woman he hit is a republican, so it doesn't actually count...

Posted by: Dean wormer at November 14, 2018 08:27 PM (ABH6n)

121 I don't think people understand just how emotionally wrapped up in their weird crusade feminists are.

This is their religion. This is their god.

So if a male "ally" does something horrible, they can only think of this in political terms.

There's no moral absolutes for these people. They treasure babies, but also support killing them and selling off their parts.

Women should never be hit, but if that one woman getting hit will protect abortion, then she has to take one for the team.

Everything for them is a calculated moral tradeoff.

They also sincerely believe (because they have to) that right-wingers are brutal, whip-wielding woman-beaters. They have to believe this because their own abusive menfolk tell them it is true.

After all, if a kind, sensitive guy who champions their cause throws a punch now and again - and we KNOW he loves and respects women - how awful must those cavemen on the right be?

Their ideology is built on emotion, so logic is useless.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 14, 2018 08:28 PM (cfSRQ)

122 The Vermont Democratic Party canceled events planned for Friday and Saturday, where Avenatti was scheduled to speak, and is refunding ticket sales.

Mary Cloggenarteries hit hardest!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 14, 2018 08:28 PM (SiINZ)

123 His defense? there was a bee on her and she is allergic. So you see, he is actually a hero....

Posted by: Dean wormer at November 14, 2018 08:28 PM (ABH6n)

124 When you make an accusation, and you say specific stuff, like who hit you, and what date it happened, and where it happened - that's a red flag. It means you made shit up.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 14, 2018 08:23 PM (2xR5z)

Can you even prosecute an assault that happened less than thirty years ago? Don't they have to... age or season or something like that?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 14, 2018 08:28 PM (t+qrx)

125 Please let the woman be Stormy Daniels...

Posted by: Dean wormer at November 14, 2018 08:28 PM (ABH6n)

126 Lefty women believe the worst of men because Lefty men *are* the worst of men.

Posted by: Grump928(C) reminds you at November 14, 2018 08:29 PM (yQpMk)

127 85
"when I was in college some stupid scrunt wrote an oped that joan jetts
"hit me with your best shot" was glorifying violence against women."

Weird, everybody back then knew Joan was a dyke, and it was a Pat Benetar song

Posted by: lowandslow at November 14, 2018 08:29 PM (gNCcC)

128 Also, Bill Clinton

Posted by: bluebell at November 14, 2018 08:29 PM (U5tDi)

129 Some days it pays to get out of bed.

Posted by: jsg at November 14, 2018 08:29 PM (f8Nhy)

130 This one time, at my therapist's, I remembered that I was raped by Detectives from the Los Angeles Police Department.

It derailed my life for many years and resulted in my cop show-related PTSD. Afterwards I insisted my husband install special software in our cable remote to block Law & Order and other cop shows.

The only way my trauma could in any way be relieved would be if the LAPD were to drop these false charges against Michael Avenatti and pay him substantial money damages.

Posted by: Professor Surfer Doctor Chrissy Blowsy Ford, PhD, under care of Dr. Sven Gahli at November 14, 2018 08:29 PM (DuAZ5)

131 You are being overly optimistic. Ellison/Avanatti 2020! Slap the bitches.

Posted by: colfax mingo at November 14, 2018 08:29 PM (tCvhJ)

132 Can you even prosecute an assault that happened less than thirty years ago? Don't they have to... age or season or something like that?

Ripen.

Posted by: Grump928(C) reminds you at November 14, 2018 08:29 PM (yQpMk)

133 126 Lefty women believe the worst of men because Lefty men *are* the worst of men.
Posted by: Grump928(C) reminds you at November 14, 2018 08:29 PM (yQpMk)

add to that the projection.

Posted by: Roy at November 14, 2018 08:29 PM (ABjxW)

134 82 So apparently the woman he hit was another woman not the ex wife.
Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2018 08:20 PM (BXMxN)

Does he have more than one ex? Because she said he would never do anything violent, but there is a legal statement from an ex saying how nasty and threatening he was.

Posted by: Emmie at November 14, 2018 08:29 PM (4HMW8)

135 Victor Davis Hanson is brilliant. I wish I had a professor that cogent in any topic.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2018 08:29 PM (/tuJf)

136 ****** Or am I being overly optimistic?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
I'd rate your optimism somewhere between "tragically naive" and "danger to self and those around him."

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 14, 2018 08:29 PM (2xR5z)

137

Memo to self... It's tongue punch their fart box not sucker punch their tongue box...

Posted by: Mike A at November 14, 2018 08:30 PM (pmNIp)

138 "That's the thing about Predators. They know. "

Most people I meet know the deal with me.

But I can be the most unassuming guy in the world...until you hurt my family and I'm wearing your skin like a coat and drinking the beer out of your fridge while sitting in what used to be your favorite chair.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 14, 2018 08:30 PM (SS4vH)

139 I'm sure that whatever woman he hit will turn out to be Avenatti's sparring partner to help him prep for the 15 rounds against PDT.

(That will be the woman's story after the leftist harpies get after her everywhere she goes, in-person and on any social media. She'll say that Avenatti got in a real good punch and she was temporarily so groggy that she phoned-in a bogus assault claim, thinking it was PDT who hit her, and she got the names all mixed-up.)

Posted by: Gref at November 14, 2018 08:30 PM (AMIL/)

140 Michelle (yeah, she's going to run for preezy) and Avenatti.

I have a feeling Mooch has beat more than one man's ass.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2018 08:26 PM (ptqGC)

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Am I the only one that noticed the piece in the NY Post about how Michelle admitted that both her daughters were conceived through artificial insemination.

I mean, I've heard people speculate, but she's actually putting that out there.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 14, 2018 08:30 PM (cfSRQ)

141 Does this mean he is serious about 20?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 14, 2018 08:30 PM (dNzKv)

142 I had to meet with some lawyers in a patent case. I looked at the business card one of them gave me and said, "Attorney at Law. Interesting. Can you be an Attorney at Plumbing?" They were not amused.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 14, 2018 08:24 PM (LsBY9)

I believe "attorney" include someone who has authority to speak for another, and is not necessarily a lawyer (shysters please correct me if I'm wrong). So "attorney at law" distinguishes him from "attorney-in-fact."

I've met with lawyers who all went by their middle names.

"Hi, I'm J. Chadwick Throckmorton III."

"Hi, J."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 14, 2018 08:30 PM (gHCnG)

143 women on the left should be considered the modern day comfort women of feminist men.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 14, 2018 08:30 PM (MTjB1)

144 Someone shoulder of gutted Di Niro back in Corleone On Sicily

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 14, 2018 08:30 PM (yWXpx)

145 The Vermont Democratic Party canceled events planned for Friday and Saturday, where Avenatti was scheduled to speak, and is refunding ticket sales.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 14, 2018 08:28 PM (SiINZ)

Oh, absolutely do not refund that money. The last thing people who would pay money for tickets to hear Avenatti speak need is money. They'll just spend it on things like tickets to hear Avenatti speak.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 14, 2018 08:31 PM (t+qrx)

146 Lesbians slap the heck out of their girlfriends quite a bit.

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2018 08:31 PM (BXMxN)

147 Am I the only one that noticed the piece in the NY Post about how Michelle admitted that both her daughters were conceived through artificial insemination.

I mean, I've heard people speculate, but she's actually putting that out there.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 14, 2018 08:30 PM (cfSRQ)

Really?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 14, 2018 08:31 PM (gHCnG)

148 Or maybe he slapped Jim Acosta. I mean, technically a woman...

Posted by: Dean wormer at November 14, 2018 08:31 PM (ABH6n)

149 my guess is avenatti hit biden.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 14, 2018 08:31 PM (MTjB1)

150 Bitch set me up.

Posted by: Marion Barry at November 14, 2018 08:31 PM (RU/ML)

151 Hmmm. Creepy Porn Lawyer seems like someone who really could use a good ass kicking.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 14, 2018 08:31 PM (DVvHX)

152 Am I the only one that noticed the piece in the NY Post about how Michelle admitted that both her daughters were conceived through artificial insemination.

I'm just surprised no pictures at all are around of Michelle with babies or as a pregnant mother. I mean you'd think...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2018 08:31 PM (39g3+)

153 so small I can't read it, congrats you fuckwad

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 14, 2018 08:32 PM (bQtop)

154 Am I the only one that noticed the piece in the NY
Post about how Michelle admitted that both her daughters were conceived
through artificial insemination.

I mean, I've heard people speculate, but she's actually putting that out there.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 14, 2018 08:30 PM (cfSRQ)

Yeah, and her "husband" took off right after they were married to spend five weeks on a beach in Bali to "work on a book." Yeah, that's normal. She sez he was trying to "spare her the chaos" of writing a book around her. Or something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2018 08:32 PM (ptqGC)

155 132
Can you even prosecute an assault that happened less than thirty
years ago? Don't they have to... age or season or something like that?

Ripen.

Posted by: Grump928(C) reminds you at November 14, 2018 08:29 PM (yQpMk)

---
We smack no hind, before it's time.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 14, 2018 08:32 PM (cfSRQ)

156 140 Barky will come out of the closet someday.I believe this.

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2018 08:32 PM (BXMxN)

157 125 Please let the woman be Stormy Daniels...
Posted by: Dean wormer at November 14, 2018 08:28 PM (ABH6n)

I was hoping he decked Gloria Allred.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 14, 2018 08:32 PM (gHCnG)

158 His punch was unintentional, a reflex to a fly buzzing his wife. He was trying to protect her and the cops over reacted. If he had been a black man they would have shot him...'T-bone'

Posted by: Cory hands-on Booker at November 14, 2018 08:32 PM (yhf6w)

159 Yeah, and her "husband" took off right after they were married to spend five weeks on a beach in Bali to "work on a book." Yeah, that's normal. She sez he was trying to "spare her the chaos" of writing a book around her. Or something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2018 08:32 PM (ptqGC)

So Barky had a honeymoon.

Mooch, not so much.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 14, 2018 08:33 PM (gHCnG)

160 Am I the only one that noticed the piece in the NY Post about how Michelle admitted that both her daughters were conceived through artificial insemination.

I mean, I've heard people speculate, but she's actually putting that out there.
Posted by: K.N. McBride

So who did "she" knock up?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 14, 2018 08:33 PM (5RXy6)

161 Are we gonna talk about the hair? Where did the hair come from?

Posted by: Ktgreat at November 14, 2018 08:33 PM (f8ilN)

162 McCarthy is in?

Well what a shock.

But guys, he's a "border hawk" (I looove these stupid labels that without exception distort discussion, always in the same direction). I mean, he introduced a border security bill and even went to the border!!! ....... in OCTOBER 2018, weeks before the election.

The idiots and alien creatures who vote for Dems, and the idiot suburban GOP types, fully deserve the degradation, squandered opportunities, actual damage, and injustice they vote for. The intelligent and sane minority is shackled with these cretins and racists and thieves.

Posted by: Rhomboid at November 14, 2018 08:33 PM (qNKXw)

163 147
Am I the only one that noticed the piece in the NY Post about how
Michelle admitted that both her daughters were conceived through
artificial insemination.

I mean, I've heard people speculate, but she's actually putting that out there.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 14, 2018 08:30 PM (cfSRQ)

Really?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 14, 2018 08:31 PM (gHCnG)

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I shit you not. She put it in the context of having a prior miscarriage that made it difficult for her to carry a pregnancy to term (thus humanizing her), but one might easily come up with a different interpretation.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 14, 2018 08:34 PM (cfSRQ)

164 Being a femynist today can be very complicated. You never know who to believe!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 14, 2018 08:34 PM (aappB)

165 148 Or maybe he slapped Jim Acosta. I mean, technically a woman...
Posted by: Dean wormer at November 14, 2018 08:31 PM (ABH6n)

Avenatti is angling for a title shot.

"I coulda been a contendah!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 14, 2018 08:34 PM (gHCnG)

166 It was Nancy Pelosi.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 14, 2018 08:34 PM (RU/ML)

167 Am I the only one that noticed the piece in the NY Post about how Michelle admitted that both her daughters were conceived through artificial insemination.

I imagine Barry has a hard time getting it up around women.

Posted by: Grump928(C) reminds you at November 14, 2018 08:34 PM (yQpMk)

168 Am I the only one that noticed the piece in the NY Post about how Michelle admitted that both her daughters were conceived through artificial insemination.

I mean, I've heard people speculate, but she's actually putting that out there.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 14, 2018 08:30 PM

They tried 'swirling swords' but it didn't work.

I mean it worked just fine. But no babies.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at November 14, 2018 08:34 PM (PvCxa)

169
Yeah, and her "husband" took off right after
they were married to spend five weeks on a beach in Bali to "work on a
book." Yeah, that's normal. She sez he was trying to "spare her the
chaos" of writing a book around her. Or something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2018 08:32 PM (ptqGC)

I suspect those girls were just as much props from central casting as Tom Cruise's kids.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 14, 2018 08:34 PM (F/KeJ)

170 This is like manna from heaven. Seriously... which one of you morons has the magic lamp?

Posted by: weew at November 14, 2018 08:35 PM (gk7if)

171 To be honest I can not blame Fredo for not wanting to stick it in her.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 14, 2018 08:35 PM (yWXpx)

172 Ex-Cuomo aide, Juanita Scarlett, has also deleted a now-embarrassing tweet:

https://tinyurl.com/yazc6co9

Posted by: andycanuck at November 14, 2018 08:35 PM (Evws/)

173 He said she "hit him first". I'd assume he'd know that he could press charges instead of retaliating. He's gonna need a good lawyer. I wonder if he knows any. He could even use a crappy one.

Posted by: Roy at November 14, 2018 08:35 PM (ABjxW)

174

This is their religion. This is their god.

Jordan Peterson has a video of one as a demonstration of the term "animus possession." It will curl your hair. The female shown does nothing but rant. Everything, and I mean everything, is some sort of mistreatment of womyn and she will tell you all about it at the top of her lungs all the time.
I should go find it, but I'm fairly sure many Hordelings have already seen it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 14, 2018 08:35 PM (HaL55)

175 So Michelle could still be a virgin!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 14, 2018 08:35 PM (RU/ML)

176 Posted by: Rhomboid at November 14, 2018 08:33 PM (qNKXw)

More on point Rhomboidian poetry, just what I needed to face the evening!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 14, 2018 08:35 PM (n9EOP)

177 I was hoping he decked Gloria Allred.

No jury will convict

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2018 08:35 PM (39g3+)

178 Are there any openings on the Board of Directors of the Women's Initiative? Asking for a CPL friend ...

Posted by: ShainS - Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 14, 2018 08:36 PM (WqPYg)

179 Lesbians slap the heck out of their girlfriends quite a bit.
Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2018 08:31 PM (BXMxN)

---------

Indeed. This is a uviversally accepted fact.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 14, 2018 08:36 PM (aappB)

180 I shit you not. She put it in the context of having a prior miscarriage that made it difficult for her to carry a pregnancy to term (thus humanizing her), but one might easily come up with a different interpretation.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 14, 2018 08:34 PM (cfSRQ)

Did anyone point out that that was ridiculous? If she can't carry a pregnancy to term, how would the means of insemination make any difference? She'd STILL have to carry the child to term, if my biology will serve.

I know. There I go again, asking awkward questions.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 14, 2018 08:36 PM (gHCnG)

181 177 I was hoping he decked Gloria Allred.

No jury will convict
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2018 08:35 PM (39g3+)

Convict? The jury would carry him out on their shoulders.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 14, 2018 08:37 PM (gHCnG)

182 They tried 'swirling swords' but it didn't work.

I mean it worked just fine. But no babies.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at November 14, 2018 08:34 PM (PvCxa)

---
I don't even want to know what that is.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 14, 2018 08:37 PM (cfSRQ)

183
I was hoping he decked Gloria Allred.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 14, 2018 08:32 PM (gHCnG)

They did accuse him of hitting a woman, though.

Posted by: Roy at November 14, 2018 08:37 PM (ABjxW)

184 Apropos of nothing, Classic is giving away a SCAR 17S

https://wn.nr/29Mpgw

Posted by: Grump928(C) reminds you at November 14, 2018 08:37 PM (yQpMk)

185 181 It's not time yet for her to admit Barky only likes hairy man ass.

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2018 08:37 PM (BXMxN)

186 Am I the only one that noticed the piece in the NY
Post about how Michelle admitted that both her daughters were conceived
through artificial insemination.

I mean, I've heard people speculate, but she's actually putting that out there.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 14, 2018 08:30 PM (cfSRQ)

Did s/he say that s/he received the in vitro or left it open that it could have been somebody else?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 14, 2018 08:37 PM (1g7ch)

187 Mooch would break Barky like a twig. Safer to do it by 'bat in.

Posted by: freaked at November 14, 2018 08:38 PM (UdKB7)

188 180 I shit you not. She put it in the context of having a prior miscarriage that made it difficult for her to carry a pregnancy to term (thus humanizing her), but one might easily come up with a different interpretation.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 14, 2018 08:34 PM (cfSRQ)

Did anyone point out that that was ridiculous? If she can't carry a pregnancy to term, how would the means of insemination make any difference? She'd STILL have to carry the child to term, if my biology will serve.

I know. There I go again, asking awkward questions.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 14, 2018 08:36 PM (gHCnG)

They're weird people. Evil, weird people.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2018 08:38 PM (NWiLs)

189 175
So Michelle could still be a virgin!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 14, 2018 08:35 PM (RU/ML)

---
No, she pegged Barry all the time.

Or doesn't that count?

Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 14, 2018 08:38 PM (cfSRQ)

190
Indeed. This is a universally accepted fact.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

But one never discussed. Noooo, sir!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 14, 2018 08:38 PM (LsBY9)

191 She must 'not' be heard!

Posted by: Clinton crime wave at November 14, 2018 08:38 PM (yhf6w)

192 Did anyone point out that that was ridiculous? If she can't carry a pregnancy to term, how would the means of insemination make any difference? She'd STILL have to carry the child to term, if my biology will serve.

*cough*surrogate*cough*

Posted by: Grump928(C) reminds you at November 14, 2018 08:38 PM (yQpMk)

193 186 Am I the only one that noticed the piece in the NY
Post about how Michelle admitted that both her daughters were conceived
through artificial insemination.

I mean, I've heard people speculate, but she's actually putting that out there.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 14, 2018 08:30 PM (cfSRQ)

Did s/he say that s/he received the in vitro or left it open that it could have been somebody else?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 14, 2018 08:37 PM (1g7ch)

Surrogate mother, perhaps.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2018 08:39 PM (NWiLs)

194 The Turkey Baster President.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 14, 2018 08:39 PM (RU/ML)

195 If the skank got spanked, she goes to the tank!

Posted by: Zombie J. Cochran at November 14, 2018 08:39 PM (aappB)

196 Is an "ugh ugh" worse than an "ugh"?

Posted by: andycanuck at November 14, 2018 08:39 PM (Evws/)

197 He's gonna need a good lawyer. I wonder if he knows any. He could even use a crappy one.
Posted by: Roy

Mikey, buddy, you know I love you, but I'm gonna need cash upfront.

Posted by: Saul Goodman at November 14, 2018 08:39 PM (5RXy6)

198 Indeed. This is a universally accepted fact.

its like the dirty secret that homosexuals like em really young, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2018 08:40 PM (39g3+)

199 Michael "Football Fucking Monkey" Avenatti is Exhibit No. 1,930,243,885,093 that there is an Almighty G-d and that He has a tremendous sense of timing and humor.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 14, 2018 08:40 PM (bsdd3)

200 Sex with a Klingon female is risky for a non Klingon....

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2018 08:40 PM (BXMxN)

201 Weird, everybody back then knew Joan was a dyke, and it was a Pat Benetar song
Posted by: lowandslow at November 14, 2018 08:29 PM

I remember when she performed at West Point. Ho. Lee. Fuk. was the assless leather chaps wearing butch brigade out in force that night.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 14, 2018 08:40 PM (DVvHX)

202 Wait someone else carried the kids? Was it Valjar?

Posted by: freaked at November 14, 2018 08:40 PM (UdKB7)

203
Webb Hubbell. Again!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 14, 2018 08:40 PM (LsBY9)

204 The only way this turns out in perfect harmony with the universe is if the woman is Stormy.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2018 08:40 PM (/tuJf)

205 They're weird people. Evil, weird people.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2018 08:38 PM (NWiLs)

Imagine the back stories on that crew. The shadowy Communist cabal selecting him, grooming him, smoothing the way for him, choosing his wife for him, the whole nine yards.

I bet no one would believe the story if it ever comes out.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 14, 2018 08:41 PM (Ry8mf)

206 Orangus Manulus Malefacarus, Bitchum Havenit Comin.

Posted by: Harry Potter at November 14, 2018 08:41 PM (5aX2M)

207 Things got a little out of hand. It's just this war and that, that lyin' son-of-a-bitch Trump.

Posted by: CPL at November 14, 2018 08:41 PM (5jVnA)

208 198 Indeed. This is a universally accepted fact.

its like the dirty secret that homosexuals like em really young, too.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2018 08:40 PM (39g3+)

Nonsense! It's not like they have a whole subculture devoted to hairless, young males with their own specific term of "twink" or anything like that.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2018 08:41 PM (NWiLs)

209 198 Iirc there was a recent case of an older lesbian teacher grooming a young student and getting away with it because love.

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2018 08:41 PM (BXMxN)

210 Did anyone point out that that was ridiculous? If
she can't carry a pregnancy to term, how would the means of insemination
make any difference? She'd STILL have to carry the child to term, if my
biology will serve.

I know. There I go again, asking awkward questions.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 14, 2018 08:36 PM (gHCnG)

---
I assume you know how these fawning interviews work, right? No one challenges anything. It's all empathy and understanding.

I may be misquoting it slightly, she may have said that she couldn't get pregnant through normal means, so they did IVF.

The clear intent was to make sure everyone knew she had suffered adversity and to make her an object of pity.

But that's kind of an odd way to sell it, no?

Moreover, what kind of dude wants it known that his love rocket didn't have enough fuel to deliver the payload?

Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 14, 2018 08:41 PM (cfSRQ)

211 Am I the only one that noticed the piece in the NY Post about how Michelle admitted that both her daughters were conceived through artificial insemination.

I mean, I've heard people speculate, but she's actually putting that out there.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 14, 2018 08:30 PM (cfSRQ)

Barry doesn't touch icky girls. Even ones as mannish as Aunt Esther Obama

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 14, 2018 08:41 PM (SiINZ)

212 Did anyone point out that that was ridiculous? If she can't carry a pregnancy to term, how would the means of insemination make any difference? She'd STILL have to carry the child to term, if my biology will serve.

I know. There I go again, asking awkward questions.

I was kinda wondering vaguely about that myself. Didn't know if there was some subtle point of feminine biology I was missing...

Posted by: Grey Fox at November 14, 2018 08:41 PM (bZ7mE)

213 Avenatti is a true Democrat now... if he wasn't already. He is now one with the mob.

Posted by: MrX at November 14, 2018 08:42 PM (iIJCE)

214 Within 24 hours it's gonna be "Michael Who?"
Same for that Broward Queen of Paper Cuts at the county board of elections.

Posted by: mrp at November 14, 2018 08:42 PM (Pqytn)

215 Weird, everybody back then knew Joan was a dyke, and it was a Pat Benetar song
Posted by: lowandslow at N

nuts

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 14, 2018 08:42 PM (MTjB1)

216

Imagine the back stories on that crew. The shadowy Communist cabal selecting him, grooming him, smoothing the way for him, choosing his wife for him, the whole nine yards.

I bet no one would believe the story if it ever comes out.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Already has. Lucky Bastard by Charles McCarry.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 14, 2018 08:43 PM (LsBY9)

217 So I guess Hit Me With Your Best Shot was not about taking a money shot.....

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2018 08:43 PM (BXMxN)

218 Most people I meet know the deal with me.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 14, 2018 08:30 PM (SS4vH)

No doubt.

But don't bullshit yourself. It's a vibe. You put it out, and The Non-Clueless pick up on it.

Predators are not Clueless. Not for long, anyway.

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 14, 2018 08:43 PM (VarTq)

219 There's money to be made now, can't lose out

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 14, 2018 08:43 PM (bQtop)

220 Sorry, Juanita isn't answering any questions but has enough time to block people.

https://twitter.com/JuanitaScarlett/status/
1062156745957695488

Scroll through; it's a short thread.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 14, 2018 08:43 PM (Evws/)

221 206 Orangus Manulus Malefacarus, Bitchum Havenit Comin.
Posted by: Harry Potter at November 14, 2018 08:41 PM (5aX2M)

Mysterious Bitches and how to Fight Them

Posted by: josephistan at November 14, 2018 08:43 PM (Izzlo)

222 To be fair I don't care for icky girls either. I like them to be bathed and perfumed before they are sent to my yurt.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 14, 2018 08:43 PM (NWiLs)

223 Let me be clear. I have no penis.

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 14, 2018 08:43 PM (RU/ML)

224 Maybe this woman was expressing wrongthink and Avenatti was just delivering her some justice in the mouth.

Posted by: an antifa sissy who'd piss himself if a man stepped to him at November 14, 2018 08:43 PM (PbpT7)

225 Barky is a catcher not a pitcher.

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2018 08:44 PM (BXMxN)

226 If she can take a punch, he'll be free by lunch

Posted by: Zombie J. Cochran at November 14, 2018 08:44 PM (aappB)

227 I will fuck you up!

If you are a woman
And smaller than me
And weaker
And not armed
Or trained in self defense
Or have a big brother

Then I WILL FUCK YOU UP!

Posted by: Michael Avenatti at November 14, 2018 08:44 PM (gC2IV)

228 I will actually watch the hags on The View tomorrow to see them defend his shit.
Two or three weeks ago they were slobbering all over him, urging him to run for preezy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2018 08:25 PM (ptqGC)
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I commend you for your bravery, but my head explodes with the short little clips posted by Conservatives mocking them on YouTube.

Does Meggy & Abby ever get a word in or do they just sit there and look stupid?
Saw a clip where Abby was silent because the harpies never let he speak.

Looking forward to the report.
Somehow it will be Trump's fault.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 14, 2018 08:44 PM (hECVl)

229 195
If the skank got spanked, she goes to the tank!

Posted by: Zombie J. Cochran at November 14, 2018 08:39 PM (aappB)

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Now, now, we already discussed how spanking isn't the same as slapping or punching.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 14, 2018 08:44 PM (cfSRQ)

230 I remember the carefree, innocent days of a half hour ago when I had never once in my entire life considered Michelle Obama's rocky insides.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 14, 2018 08:44 PM (t+qrx)

231 A wide receiver.

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2018 08:44 PM (BXMxN)

232 I'd love to be a fly on the wall in Kavanaugh's house. I bet he's laughing his ass off.

I would be.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 14, 2018 08:44 PM (jyVW0)

233
The old joke is that fashion models look like the 13-year-old boys gay designers want to molest.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 14, 2018 08:44 PM (LsBY9)

234 Is an "ugh ugh" worse than an "ugh"?
Posted by: andycanuck at November 14, 2018 08:39 PM (Evws/)
---------

I was wondering about that too, but I decided it's just Ace being Ace.

Posted by: bluebell at November 14, 2018 08:45 PM (U5tDi)

235 Well it's a glorious fall day in Kyoto, so off to enjoy the foliage and the billion Chineeee tourists. Have already seen all the main temples and shrines, so just a relaxed day, maybe some sake tasting later.

The bomb museum in Nagasaki said Kyoto was on a few versions of the final target list of the Military Policy Committee, but was removed by Stimson. Sounds incredible it was ever included (yes, these wily oriental bastids were doing the smart thing and shifting war production to Kyoto, but don't think place was ever bombed).

All for the best, tea houses and shrines are a nice change from military history museums.

Posted by: Rhomboid at November 14, 2018 08:45 PM (qNKXw)

236 My guess is The View hags will not even mention it.They will defend him if they do mention it though.

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2018 08:45 PM (BXMxN)

237 224
Maybe this woman was expressing wrongthink and Avenatti was just delivering her some justice in the mouth.

Posted by: an antifa sissy who'd piss himself if a man stepped to him at November 14, 2018 08:43 PM (PbpT7)

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Yeah, but he'll do a roundhouse kick on a short blonde girl because he's all about SAVING ABORTION.

A real feminist ally, that one.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 14, 2018 08:46 PM (cfSRQ)

238 232 I'd love to be a fly on the wall in Kavanaugh's house. I bet he's laughing his ass off.

I would be.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 14, 2018 08:44 PM (jyVW0)

Kegger!

Posted by: josephistan at November 14, 2018 08:46 PM (Izzlo)

239 Michelle would never let Avenatti punch him in his face.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 14, 2018 08:46 PM (RU/ML)

240 Maybe Kavanaugh will extend an olive branch and offer to have a beer with CPL.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 14, 2018 08:46 PM (fYi9j)

241 Let me be clear. I have no penis.
Posted by: Barack Obama

This may very well be the first true thing you've said.
There's hope for you yet.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 14, 2018 08:46 PM (5RXy6)

242
OK, I found it. Make certain there are no children or pets watching this (for their own safety). It's the saga of Hugh Mungus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1N32SjZHYg

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 14, 2018 08:46 PM (HaL55)

243 if the bitch didn't bleed, she must concede

Posted by: Also Zombie J. Cochran at November 14, 2018 08:46 PM (PbpT7)

244 To much to hope for but I hope it was that Swetnick tramp

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 14, 2018 08:47 PM (M+Lyo)

245 Sorry to threadjack, but I wanted to share this tonight. It made me angry, personally.

"How do all of these illegal immigrants get jobs at Marriott's and especially in management positions?"

Anonymous
Answered Tue

I am answering this anonymously because I have undocumented workers working for me right now. The company I own is a commercial janitorial company that also does does residential work.

I was told this first part by an undocumented friend of mine.

People can buy social security numbers. Very easily. My friend had purchased one from a guy in Texas. The guy knew that my friend had his number. He purposely sold it to him, or in this case, the 'ok' for him to use it. My friend also told me there are people who make a living finding dead people social security numbers and sell them to undocumented workers. I have no clue how one would do this, this is just what he told me.

As for finding a job, it's quite simple. I have the employees fill out an I9 form (the form that says it's legal for them to work in the US). As long as they have all the 'correct' documentation, I don't try to see if it's fake. I'm not a police officer. I don't investigate who is here illegally. I want to make money. Right now I can hardly find reliable workers, so I could care less if you are illegal. I will say, I see a lot of Washington state Drivers Licenses because they give them out to undocumented workers now.

I used to not even fill out the I9 form when I first started hiring. The government never audited me.

Here are some caveats that need to be pointed out.

I have offered work to people who hold signs begging on the side of the street and they turn me down. I've offered it 3 times. They all said they would only work under the table. Surprisingly, I won't do that. It's one thing to hire an illegal, it's another to have somebody injured while they work for you and they not be covered by insurance. I won't risk that.

I won't let anybody work in a place that requires a US citizen to work. For example, certain factories have things they work on for the US government. I'm not going to place an undocumented worker there.

An example where a lot of illegals work just fine is Fred Meyers. When I was cleaning for Fred Meyer I found out a majority of cleaning companies hire undocumented workers. Fred Meyers tells its vendors that they only want legal workers and that they will audit you, but they never do. I had a business owner friend who has been cleaning for them for 11 years and they do not care he told me. All of his work force is undocumented workers (about 15 employees).

People demonize the lower industries for hiring undocumented workers. They say Americans should have the jobs.

I'll be frank, when I find a good American worker who is a good janitor and will actually show up to work faithfully and pass drug tests, I promote them as fast as I can.

Sadly, it's very very very rare. Us Americans don't like being janitors.

Addition 1:
To answer a comment below, yes it is illegal to hire illegal workers. However, I'm in the business to make money. In order to make money I need workers. I need workers that will be faithful and actually show up regularly. In my line of work, it's a pretty bad market to choose from honestly. However, like I said before, once in a while I find a great American who's going to put some effort in. I promote them as soon as I can because I value those workers. I will also mention that I do not take advantage of any illegal workers that work for me. I pay everybody in my company above minimum-wage. We work in Oregon and our minimum-wage is very high I might add.

I also make sure to have all the necessary insurance and workers comp in order to protect any of my employees in case there's an injury on the job or claim. I do everything above and beyond the rules except for if they are here illegally or not.

Here's a shocker is well, I'm a conservative libertarian who votes mostly Republican. I voted for Donald Trump. I'd love someone to fix the issue at hand, but no one seems to actually want to fix the issue of illegal immigration in the US. So until they do, I make do with what I have.

Addition 2:
To those who comment that I am apart of the problem, I agree 100%! I am apart of the problem. Just not all the problem. I personally feel I am a byproduct of the problem.

The US can't figure out how they want to proceed on immigration.

I have to compete directly with illegal immigrants who clean cheaper.

I can't price out as cheap because I actually pay employment taxes on all my employees and pay insurance.

In order to compete, I buy better machinery which makes me more efficient, thus saving time and cost

Then two things happen:

Republicans have a majority in the House, Senate, and Presidency the last two years. YET THEY CAN'T PASS ANY IMMIGRATION REFORM. Seriously? Stupid idiots.

Then I have the idiot Democrats raise minimum wage in our state. SERIOUSLY? I now have to pay people close to $15 an hour soon and the illegals will work for $10/hour by cleaning for 'Joe Smith residential', and they encourage illegals to 'come on in!' Democrats, also frickin idiots.

So the only thing I can do is sell my company as better equipped, insured, and more efficient than my illegal competition. Then comes the ironic part.

Unemployment is so low (which is a good thing really, just hard for me sometimes) which means I'm dealing with, for the most part, pitiful people who can hardly pass a drug test (I get a good person occasionally like I stated before), or

Illegal immigrants who are some of the hardest working people I know MOST of the time.

I ask you, what's best for me in this situation? Hire bad workers when I'm already fighting an uphill battle? Or higher workers who have great work ethic and customer service?

I have to deal with the situation I'm dealt with. Which also happens to mean hiring undocumented workers.

Addition 3:
In answer to comments about minimum wage and what I pay people:

In Oregon, there are three brackets of minimum wage. Bracket 1 is for cities, bracket 2 is for medium populations, and bracket 3 is for rural. Wages are set for yearly increases until Bracket 1 hits $15/hour. Here is a link to the Oregon Government minimum wage breakdown and yearly increase schedule.

Minimum Wage Rate Summary
Here is a breakdown comparison of what I pay starting workers in the brackets.
- Bracket 1 minimum wage is $12/hour and I pay $13/hour
- Bracket 2 minimum wage is $10.75 and I pay $11.50 - $12/hour
- I don't have any customers in Bracket 3.

Addition 4:
How would I fix the problem? I would start by allowing more temporary work visas into the USA. Or make it easier to get people here on temporary work visas.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2018 08:47 PM (miE9U)

246 Never mind the View's view. What's Bill Kristol's play?

Posted by: mrp at November 14, 2018 08:47 PM (Pqytn)

247 You know what Avenatti's punching bag could have used?

A Glock.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 14, 2018 08:48 PM (RU/ML)

248 180 I shit you not. She put it in the context of having a prior miscarriage that made it difficult for her to carry a pregnancy to term (thus humanizing her), but one might easily come up with a different interpretation.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 14, 2018 08:34 PM (cfSRQ)

Did anyone point out that that was ridiculous? If she can't carry a pregnancy to term, how would the means of insemination make any difference? She'd STILL have to carry the child to term, if my biology will serve.

I know. There I go again, asking awkward questions.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 14, 2018 08:36 PM (gHCnG)

After some losses and other lack of successes. (But not for lack of trying, am I right?).

Our second was IUI, after first being IVF.

It is conceivable that an artificial insemination (covers both IUI and IVF) might have higher chances of a successful pregnancy than natural.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 14, 2018 08:48 PM (5jVnA)

249 I spanked her face !

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 14, 2018 08:48 PM (M+Lyo)

250 My name is Avenatti, I'm Italian, we talk with our hands. It's a cultural thing.
- Micheal Avenatti

Posted by: Darth Randall at November 14, 2018 08:49 PM (v3DL/)

251 Yeah, but he'll do a roundhouse kick on a short blonde girl because he's all about SAVING ABORTION.

A real feminist ally, that one.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 14, 2018 08:46 PM (cfSRQ)

Hey, he said he just meant to kick her phone. That's not even a crime, is it?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 14, 2018 08:49 PM (t+qrx)

252 if the bruise isn't purple, then you must vote flurple

Posted by: Also Zombie J. Cochran, running out of ideas at November 14, 2018 08:49 PM (PbpT7)

253 Kegger!
Posted by: josephistan at November 14, 2018 08:46

We're not hosting an intergalactic kegger down here.

Posted by: Agent Zed at November 14, 2018 08:50 PM (DVvHX)

254 The old joke is that fashion models look like the 13-year-old boys gay designers want to molest.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 14, 2018 08:44 PM (LsBY9)

Joke? Nobody's laughing. Probably because a lot of people suspect that that's God's truth.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 14, 2018 08:50 PM (aKxkI)

255 Michael who?

Posted by: MSM at November 14, 2018 08:51 PM (gC2IV)

256 230
I remember the carefree, innocent days of a half hour ago when I had
never once in my entire life considered Michelle Obama's rocky insides.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 14, 2018 08:44 PM (t+qrx)

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Michelle's insides were a rocky place where Barry's seed could find no purchase.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 14, 2018 08:51 PM (cfSRQ)

257 The Vag of Honor has precedence over the Schlong of Lies. Or whatever. I don't really care any more.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 14, 2018 08:51 PM (/qEW2)

258 I live about 20 minutes north of Brantford, Ontario. About 140,000 people. Maybe five full sets of teeth in the whole town.

Posted by: Lickmuffin at November 14, 2018 08:52 PM (g/en8)

259 If the wife-beater don't fit, you must acquit!

Posted by: zombie jackie chiles, esq at November 14, 2018 08:52 PM (Evws/)

260 Unlawful obstruction of a fist.

Unlawful bleeding.

Unlawful obstruction of a Democrat Presidential Candidate in the execution of his official duties.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 14, 2018 08:52 PM (RU/ML)

261 Float like a butterfly
Sting like a bee
Make up shit
And punch like me!

Posted by: Michael "Sugar Ray" Avenatti at November 14, 2018 08:52 PM (aKxkI)

262 >>>I remember the carefree, innocent days of a half hour ago when I had
never once in my entire life considered Michelle Obama's rocky insides.

I still haven't considered them. Like, ever.

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 14, 2018 08:52 PM (PbpT7)

263 Lick muffin: Now you're just bragging.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 14, 2018 08:53 PM (RU/ML)

264 "I will wait for the particulars to weigh in,"

That's what all the heavyweights say.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 14, 2018 08:53 PM (Ndje9)

265 The Women's March Brantford Chapter. Is that near Brattleboro?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 14, 2018 07:59 PM (SiINZ)

As long as you're marching, ladies, march to the kitchen and make me a sammich.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2018 08:53 PM (fDU8w)

266 The Vag of Honor has precedence over the Schlong of Lies. Or whatever. I don't really care any more.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 14, 2018 08:51 PM

So, those silly hats are supposed to be the red vag of courage?

Posted by: Agent Zed at November 14, 2018 08:53 PM (DVvHX)

267
If the wife-beater don't fit, you must acquit!

Please. That's vulgar. The elegant term is "Italian dinner shirt".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 14, 2018 08:54 PM (LsBY9)

268 Off, black suit wearing sock!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 14, 2018 08:54 PM (DVvHX)

269 Man, not only do I not know where Brantford, Ontario, I just can't imagine what goes on in the Canadian wilds north of a town I've never heard of.

Posted by: mrp at November 14, 2018 08:54 PM (Pqytn)

270 246
Never mind the View's view. What's Bill Kristol's play?

Posted by: mrp at November 14, 2018 08:47 PM (Pqytn)

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Getting pegged by Michelle?

Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 14, 2018 08:54 PM (cfSRQ)

271 I missed Tu-Ca's show. Did he mention CPL's arrest?

Posted by: Marybeth at November 14, 2018 08:54 PM (MEgUr)

272 I'm beginning to think I'm on good terms with my exes because I never beat the fuck out of them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2018 08:55 PM (5aX2M)

273 257 The Vag of Honor has precedence over the Schlong of Lies. Or whatever. I don't really care any more.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 14, 2018 08:51 PM (/qEW2)

Seems like a "More Than Ten Miles Moment" to me.

But if they want to have a His and Hers Duel ... count me in for the ammo.

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 14, 2018 08:55 PM (VarTq)

274 The rightwing dogma is strong in this Ace fellow.

Posted by: Diane Feinstein at November 14, 2018 08:55 PM (hjaPQ)

275 269
Man, not only do I not know where Brantford, Ontario, I just can't
imagine what goes on in the Canadian wilds north of a town I've never
heard of.

Posted by: mrp at November 14, 2018 08:54 PM (Pqytn)

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I thought Canadian women were basically unrepentant slugs or militant lesbians.

At least those are the ones who cross the border 'round here.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 14, 2018 08:55 PM (cfSRQ)

276 So are NFL players now going to do a PSA telling lawyers not to beat their girlfriends?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 14, 2018 08:55 PM (5RXy6)

277 272 I'm beginning to think I'm on good terms with my exes because I never beat the fuck out of them.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2018 08:55 PM (5aX2M)

Now how are you going to get ahead in Democrat politics behaving like that?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 14, 2018 08:56 PM (aKxkI)

278 I despise that "Esq." after any lawyer's name.

Needed to end that shit LONG AGO!
Posted by: RKae at November 14, 2018 08:04 PM (rnKX/)

Little-known fact: it stands for "Esquimaux".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2018 08:56 PM (fDU8w)

279 the red vag of courage?

Posted by: Agent Zed at November 14, 2018 08:53 PM (DVvHX)

Well played!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 14, 2018 08:56 PM (n9EOP)

280 Can't wait for the cucks (especially the useless Doctored Ed Morrissey) to piously instruct us that he is innocent until proven guilty and try some holier-than-thou shaming of the barbarians.

Posted by: ace at November 14, 2018 08:56 PM (PbpT7)

281 Sugar Ray Avanatti, Ike Ellison, Chop Chop Acosta--the only one who doesn't push women around is Bret Kavanaugh.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 14, 2018 08:56 PM (Ndje9)

282 272
I'm beginning to think I'm on good terms with my exes because I never beat the fuck out of them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2018 08:55 PM (5aX2M)

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All my exes live in Texas.

That's why I'm in Tennessee.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 14, 2018 08:57 PM (cfSRQ)

283 >>Please. That's vulgar. The elegant term is "Italian dinner shirt".

I laughed.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2018 08:57 PM (/tuJf)

284 Getting pegged by Michelle?

Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 14, 2018 08:54 PM (cfSRQ)

===========================
Reminds me of that "Living Color" sketch with Kim Wayans playing Grace Jones.

Posted by: mrp at November 14, 2018 08:57 PM (Pqytn)

285 I missed Tu-Ca's show. Did he mention CPL's arrest?

Posted by: Marybeth at November 14, 2018 08:54 PM (MEgUr)
*****************
He did not.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 14, 2018 08:58 PM (hECVl)

286 Well played!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 14, 2018 08:56

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 14, 2018 08:58 PM (DVvHX)

287 Ricardel is making a lateral move in the WH.

Not the common quote but I read one the other day that left the impression Floatus was saying - no longer serve in the east wing of the WH.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 14, 2018 08:58 PM (pb2K/)

288 CPL Inspirational Message of the Minute: "FRAGILITY -- Inside every snowflake is a perfectly unique meltdown just waiting to happen."

Posted by: ShainS - Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 14, 2018 08:58 PM (WqPYg)

289 >>>285 I missed Tu-Ca's show. Did he mention CPL's arrest?

Posted by: Marybeth at November 14, 2018 08:54 PM (MEgUr)
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He did not.

...
too bad. I saw him for one second and he was grinning like a retard with a pie for SOME reason.

Posted by: ace at November 14, 2018 08:59 PM (PbpT7)

290 Reminds me of that "Living Color" sketch with Kim Wayans playing Grace Jones.
Posted by: mrp

Do you think I'm sexy!?
https://youtu.be/Fh1ghJDHpgU

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 14, 2018 08:59 PM (5RXy6)

291 Hey rons and ettes, thanks for the views in my shop. I had the worse day ever and finally took a peek at my stats. Appreciate the views even if nothing is bought it all helps me. Thanks so much.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 14, 2018 09:00 PM (dUJdY)

292 280
Can't wait for the cucks (especially the useless Doctored Ed Morrissey)
to piously instruct us that he is innocent until proven guilty and try
some holier-than-thou shaming of the barbarians.

Posted by: ace at November 14, 2018 08:56 PM (PbpT7)

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He needs to just go off in a monastery already.

Geez. The Catholic Church actually accepts soldiers as being fully Christian and defending oneself and others as a moral act.

His martyr schtick got old a long time ago. I stopped reading him when every "Sunday reflection" became a variation of "how can I cloak my personal cowardice in being morally superior to everyone else?"

Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 14, 2018 09:00 PM (cfSRQ)

293 The Reds are really having another Ribbentrop-Molotov Pact moment.

A few weeks ago, the vaguest, totally unsubstantiated, least credible allegation from the Cretaceous Period was taken as Holy Writ.

Now a detailed allegation from a very recent event, accompanied by a police report and they're insisting on waiting for all the evidence before so much as considering that their hero might, just might, have been less than gentlemanly on one occasion.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 14, 2018 09:00 PM (VP1E6)

294 Little-known fact: it stands for "Esquimaux".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2018 08:56 PM (fDU8w)

============================
So that left-hook was really an Italian "nose rub"?

Posted by: mrp at November 14, 2018 09:00 PM (Pqytn)

295 Even if JEF and Mooch used IVF to conceive, Mooch has insisted when they first got married, they were as poor as Job's turkey. IVF is terribly expensive, prohibitively so for many people. How does Mooch square that circle?

Posted by: jmel at November 14, 2018 09:01 PM (OeWgo)

296 256 230
I remember the carefree, innocent days of a half hour ago when I had
never once in my entire life considered Michelle Obama's rocky insides.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 14, 2018 08:44 PM (t+qrx)

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Michelle's insides were a rocky place where Barry's seed could find no purchase.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 14, 2018 08:51 PM (cfSRQ)

I'm too slow tonight. I spent too much time looking up the quote.

Posted by: rickl at November 14, 2018 09:01 PM (sdi6R)

297 CPL: "I offer the bitch-slap...OF JUSTICE!"

Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 14, 2018 09:01 PM (cfSRQ)

298 161 Are we gonna talk about the hair? Where did the hair come from?
Posted by: Ktgreat at November 14, 2018 08:33 PM (f8ilN)

===

How vain must he be to add hair to his website photo? Good lighting is one thing, but enhairening himself is not right.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 14, 2018 09:02 PM (EZebt)

299 Twatter gives me a headache. It's like herding cats for the eyeballs.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 14, 2018 09:02 PM (Tyii7)

300 too bad. I saw him for one second and he was grinning like a retard with a pie for SOME reason.

Posted by: ace at November 14, 2018 08:59 PM (PbpT7)
*******************
He knows that we know.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 14, 2018 09:02 PM (hECVl)

301 >>>His martyr schtick got old a long time ago. I stopped reading him when every "Sunday reflection" became a variation of "how can I cloak my personal cowardice in being morally superior to everyone else?"

I don't get the pious schtick from assholes very who are very obviously full of sinful Pride (and for no good reason), and also full of Wrath, which they try to express in a passive-aggressive way but which is Wrath all the same.

Posted by: ace at November 14, 2018 09:02 PM (PbpT7)

302 293
The Reds are really having another Ribbentrop-Molotov Pact moment.

A few weeks ago, the vaguest, totally unsubstantiated, least
credible allegation from the Cretaceous Period was taken as Holy Writ.

Now a detailed allegation from a very recent event, accompanied by a
police report and they're insisting on waiting for all the evidence
before so much as considering that their hero might, just might, have
been less than gentlemanly on one occasion.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 14, 2018 09:00 PM (VP1E6)

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Ain't no crime if the bitch had it coming.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 14, 2018 09:02 PM (cfSRQ)

303 I'd hit it! Oh wait I already did...

Posted by: Mike A at November 14, 2018 09:03 PM (pmNIp)

304 Can't wait for the cucks (especially the useless Doctored Ed Morrissey) to piously instruct us that he is innocent until proven guilty and try some holier-than-thou shaming of the barbarians.
Posted by: ace at November 14, 2018 08:56 PM (PbpT7)

---------------

It really sucks to live in a time where crime gets freaking politicized.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 14, 2018 09:03 PM (ffYR/)

305 Future former wife
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 14, 2018 08:26 PM (LsBY9)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcgyuN2IKxo

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2018 09:04 PM (fDU8w)

306 Did someone mention Tucker?

https://twitter.com/Bobby_S92/status/
1062846955250950145

Posted by: andycanuck at November 14, 2018 09:04 PM (Evws/)

307 I'm too slow tonight. I spent too much time looking up the quote.
Posted by: rickl at November 14, 2018 09:01 PM (sdi6R)

Well, time spent browsing Coen lines is hardly wasted time.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 14, 2018 09:06 PM (t+qrx)

308 Yes, it's the Rapes of Wrath.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 14, 2018 09:06 PM (Evws/)

309 >>Am I the only one that noticed the piece in the NY Post about how
Michelle admitted that both her daughters were conceived through
artificial insemination.

Well, when your nickname is "Mike the boner killer" what choice do you have?

Posted by: Aviator at November 14, 2018 09:06 PM (2cuLk)

310
Avenatti/zombie Ike Turner 2020. Women for vote us or else

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 14, 2018 09:06 PM (SiINZ)

311 Now how are you going to get ahead in Democrat politics behaving like that?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 14, 2018 08:56 PM (aKxkI

,------

Good call. A mom and her daughter live next door. I'll beat them up on their way to the school bus tomorrow. To gear up for campaign season, ya know?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2018 09:06 PM (5aX2M)

312 I don't get the pious schtick from assholes very who
are very obviously full of sinful Pride (and for no good reason), and
also full of Wrath, which they try to express in a passive-aggressive
way but which is Wrath all the same.

Posted by: ace at November 14, 2018 09:02 PM (PbpT7)

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It's a power-positioning thing.

Ed can't compete in terms of wit, because he's neither funny nor interesting.

He's not distinguished himself in any measurable way in life.

He's also scared of actually taking on the left in close-quarters combat.

So he comes up with a notion that after deep, considered thought, he's going to yet again take a dive because "catholic suffering" requires it.

Except it doesn't. None of the saints and martyrs suffered blasphemy or evil in their presence of they could prevent it. Indeed, their refusal to submit was often *why* they were martyred.

He's just a collaborator who needs to assuage his guilty conscience.

I do it in the confessional. He does it on Hot Air.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 14, 2018 09:07 PM (cfSRQ)

313 So your top 2 posts right now are
1) Liberals whining about innocent men getting their constitutional right to due process back during campus witch hunts, because feminism

followed immediately by:

2) Liberals whining for due process for a creepy porn lawyer who beat his wife.

Lefties, y'all.

Posted by: brainy435 at November 14, 2018 09:09 PM (LUT9I)

314 The real through the looking glass moment will be when an enterprising young reporter asks a woman who rents her asshole for a living how she could be associated with such a man.

Posted by: MJ at November 14, 2018 09:09 PM (kbog5)

315 Left a good job in the city...

Posted by: Ike Avenatti at November 14, 2018 09:10 PM (Tyii7)

316 >>I do it in the confessional. He does it on Hot Air.

So he's doing it for the money.

Shocking.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2018 09:10 PM (/tuJf)

317 314
The real through the looking glass moment will be when an enterprising
young reporter asks a woman who rents her asshole for a living how she
could be associated with such a man.

Posted by: MJ at November 14, 2018 09:09 PM (kbog5)

---
"Miss Daniels, didn't you feel it was beneath you to talk to him?"

Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 14, 2018 09:11 PM (cfSRQ)

318 >>I do it in the confessional. He does it on Hot Air.

Lots of Hot Air coming off that Lake of Fire.

Posted by: Roy at November 14, 2018 09:11 PM (ABjxW)

319 Posted by: Rhomboid at November 14, 2018 08:45 PM (qNKXw)

===

Thanks for these reports. I hope you're having a great time.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 14, 2018 09:11 PM (EZebt)

320 What are those little bugs that get into your flour, cornmeal and stuff? Second go round with these fuckers.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 14, 2018 09:12 PM (dUJdY)

321 Seems like a "More Than Ten Miles Moment" to me.

Posted by: The Midnight Rider
You just discovered the non-coverage angle: local crime story!

Posted by: Oedipus at November 14, 2018 09:12 PM (CXLVd)

322 Ace - Don't you watch Survivor anymore?

There was a classic blindside tonight! I laughed my ass off!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 14, 2018 09:12 PM (438dO)

323 From Insty's: not ex-wife but a different woman. See sock link.

He's out on bail now too.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 14, 2018 09:13 PM (Evws/)

324 Place your bets, folks!

1) Wagon-circling of "This one is different because ...."
2) Into the memory hole.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 14, 2018 09:13 PM (hYcqw)

325 271
I missed Tu-Ca's show. Did he mention CPL's arrest?

Posted by: Marybeth at November 14, 2018 08:54 PM (MEgUr)

Yes he did. It was his show's 2 year anniversary tonight.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2018 09:14 PM (UsCnO)

326 Howdy, Folk of the Gray Boxes.

Posted by: ALH at November 14, 2018 09:14 PM (dczB+)

327 #323 addendum... Yid with Lid link has contradictory info about bail.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 14, 2018 09:15 PM (Evws/)

328 Weevils

Posted by: lin-duh at November 14, 2018 09:15 PM (kufk0)

329 Moreover, what kind of dude wants it known that his love rocket didn't have enough fuel to deliver the payload?
Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 14, 2018 08:41 PM (cfSRQ)

The IV tech probably had the unenviable job of suctioning out some dude's asshole at Man's Country.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2018 09:15 PM (fDU8w)

330 What are those little bugs that get into your flour, cornmeal and stuff? Second go round with these fuckers.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 14, 2018 09:12 PM (dUJdY)

Weevils. Keep your stuff in the fridge and that won't happen again.

Posted by: ALH at November 14, 2018 09:16 PM (dczB+)

331 Miss Daniel's, your work in the gentleman's sausage genre has been inspiring. Obviously you had great supporting cast and crew members when stretching your, erm, squeak hole. Was that any different than having lunch with Michael Avenatti?

Posted by: Enterprising Young Reporter at November 14, 2018 09:16 PM (kbog5)

332 Any reporter asking questions of Stormy will lead with "Do you think the relentless personal attacks on Mr Avenetti by The Bad Orange Man may have ultimately been too much to bear?"
Hanging curveballs, and nothing else.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 14, 2018 09:16 PM (2xR5z)

333 Hello, ALH.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 14, 2018 09:16 PM (t+qrx)

334
"Barack Obama....

... You're NOT the father!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 14, 2018 09:16 PM (LsBY9)

335 tupperware, ftw

Posted by: concrete girl at November 14, 2018 09:17 PM (9ORmh)

336 Hello hogmartin. How was your day, dear?

Posted by: ALH at November 14, 2018 09:17 PM (dczB+)

337 *waves to ALH*

Posted by: SMH at November 14, 2018 09:17 PM (xrkn1)

338 Place your bets, folks!

1) Wagon-circling of "This one is different because ...."
2) Into the memory hole.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 14, 2018 09:13 PM (hYcqw)

--------

Embrace the healing power of "and."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2018 09:17 PM (5aX2M)

339 Tucker might also be waiting for the full story to come out. Maybe see his Twitter feed?

Posted by: andycanuck at November 14, 2018 09:17 PM (Evws/)

340 Weevils

bull

Posted by: Ike Avenatti at November 14, 2018 09:17 PM (Tyii7)

341 This is a comedy goldmine.

Posted by: Simplemind at November 14, 2018 09:18 PM (ZuGkg)

342 Hi, SMH. Nice to see you!

Posted by: ALH at November 14, 2018 09:18 PM (dczB+)

343 Weevils. Keep your stuff in the fridge and that won't happen again.

HA! That won't happen.. the damn thing is crammed as it is. Airtight containers. Guess at some point when I have time (lol) I will buy more airtight containers. The stuff that was in tupperware should be ok.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 14, 2018 09:19 PM (dUJdY)

344 Weevil
They wovvle

But they dont fall dow.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 14, 2018 09:19 PM (2xR5z)

345 Hello hogmartin. How was your day, dear?
Posted by: ALH at November 14, 2018 09:17 PM (dczB+)

Not as bad as I thought it was going to turn out, thank you for asking. And I'm not being gloomy or anything, I really am grateful not to have been stuck at work for an extra four hours.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 14, 2018 09:19 PM (t+qrx)

346 So he's doing it for the money.

Shocking.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2018 09:10 PM (/tuJf)

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Being paid to write is hardly unique. What we don't know is how much editorial control he has over the content he puts out. Does Salem really think there's a market for the mewlings of middle-aged Catholic soyboys?

I'm thinking no, because that's a genre that is otherwise unknown. Most Catholic writers veer between the Francis/Communist wing and the arch-orthodox. So my guess is that he's doing this on his own hook because he feels he has to justify his pathetic existence to his (dwindling) readers.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 14, 2018 09:19 PM (cfSRQ)

347 Yes he did. It was his show's 2 year anniversary tonight.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2018 09:14 PM (UsCnO)

-------

Did he smack it around a little? Because he cares so much?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2018 09:19 PM (5aX2M)

348 I need a new tablet

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 14, 2018 09:20 PM (2xR5z)

349 330 What are those little bugs that get into your flour, cornmeal and stuff? Second go round with these fuckers.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 14, 2018 09:12 PM (dUJdY)

Weevils. Keep your stuff in the fridge and that won't happen again.
Posted by: ALH at November 14, 2018 09:16 PM (dczB+)

It may be inconvenient, but it is the lesser of two weevils.

Posted by: josephistan at November 14, 2018 09:20 PM (Izzlo)

350 HA! That won't happen.. the damn thing is crammed as it is. Airtight containers. Guess at some point when I have time (lol) I will buy more airtight containers. The stuff that was in tupperware should be ok.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 14, 2018 09:19 PM (dUJdY)

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You can also keep it in the freezer if there's more space there.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 14, 2018 09:20 PM (ffYR/)

351 325
271

I missed Tu-Ca's show. Did he mention CPL's arrest?

Posted by: Marybeth at November 14, 2018 08:54 PM (MEgUr)

Yes he did. It was his show's 2 year anniversary tonight.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2018 09:14 PM (UsCnO)

I stand corrected. No he did not. Was reading AoS and had Fox on in the background. It was Hannity. I will report to the Barrel.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2018 09:21 PM (UsCnO)

352 Posted by: Jewells45 at November
I've heard an overnight in the freezer, followed by airtight containers does wonders towards discouraging them!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 14, 2018 09:21 PM (n9EOP)

353 It's the little things in life that make you happy.

Posted by: ALH at November 14, 2018 09:21 PM (dczB+)

354 It may be inconvenient, but it is the lesser of two weevils.
Posted by: josephistan at November 14, 2018 09:20 PM (Izzlo)

I feel dumb I actually laughed at that. But thanks for the laugh

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 14, 2018 09:22 PM (dUJdY)

355 Jewells, it might be time to clean out the fridge.

Posted by: ALH at November 14, 2018 09:22 PM (dczB+)

356 The weevils don't get in there. They've always been there. Lurking. Waiting.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 14, 2018 09:23 PM (aKsyK)

357 What are those little bugs that get into your flour, cornmeal and stuff? Second go round with these fuckers.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 14, 2018 09:12 PM (dUJdY)

Weevils. Keep your stuff in the fridge and that won't happen again.
Posted by: ALH

........... we even had them in Grape Nuts cereal.. store them in the fridge and they don't live

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 14, 2018 09:23 PM (438dO)

358 A! That won't happen.. the damn thing is crammed as it is. Airtight containers. Guess at some point when I have time (lol) I will buy more airtight containers. The stuff that was in tupperware should be ok.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 14, 2018 09:19 PM (dUJdY)

I feel your pain. I had an infestation of carpet beetles this summer that ate a whole bunch of stuff made from cowhorn, including a very nice white horn that I had made up into a powderhorn and was getting ready to sell. All my remaining horns have been sprayed down with insecticide and sealed up, or are in the freezer still.

Posted by: Grey Fox at November 14, 2018 09:24 PM (bZ7mE)

359 I need a new tablet
Posted by: 2009Refugee

............

Cheap Android tablets can be had for well under $100.. they do everything the expensive ones do!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 14, 2018 09:25 PM (438dO)

360 Maybe CNN will sign Flake to 100 million dollar contract.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 14, 2018 09:25 PM (yWXpx)

361 It's the little things in life that make you happy.
Posted by: ALH at November 14, 2018 09:21 PM (dczB+)

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Funny you say that... because it's a little thing that makes me angry and abusive.

Posted by: Avenatti at November 14, 2018 09:25 PM (5aX2M)

362 So, when is the LAPD going to arrest Maxine Waters?

Posted by: JAS at November 14, 2018 09:25 PM (3HNOQ)

363 time to clean out the fridge.

Yeah.. time.. one thing I don't have right now. I am meeting myself coming and going. Between my job, my business, my mom..you name it. I'm exhausted. I'm not complaining.. I feel blessed in many ways but I truly am just tired and wish I could just go away somewhere.. ALONE.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 14, 2018 09:25 PM (dUJdY)

364
I need a new tablet

I want a new drug.

Posted by: Hugh Anthony Cregg at November 14, 2018 09:25 PM (jr1mC)

365 I've heard an overnight in the freezer, followed by airtight containers does wonders towards discouraging them!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar

In Michigan, the weevils have little parkas that they wear. So, the freezer and fridge doesn't stop them.

Am I making this up?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 14, 2018 09:26 PM (S6Pax)

366 360
Maybe CNN will sign Flake to 100 million dollar contract.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 14, 2018 09:25 PM (yWXpx)

---
In his dreams. In a year, Flake will be selling BJs at truck stops.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 14, 2018 09:26 PM (cfSRQ)

367 Funny you say that... because it's a little thing that makes me angry and abusive.
Posted by: Avenatti at November 14, 2018 09:25 PM (5aX2M)

Your 15 minutes of fame is almost up.

Posted by: ALH at November 14, 2018 09:28 PM (dczB+)

368

Maybe CNN will sign Flake to 100 million dollar contract.

I can lie just as well for half that. Call me.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 14, 2018 09:28 PM (HaL55)

369 362
So, when is the LAPD going to arrest Maxine Waters?

Posted by: JAS at November 14, 2018 09:25 PM (3HNOQ)
---
Women hitting women is different.

Especially if they are hawt.

I know, doesn't apply in this case.

Unless the chick she was hitting was hawt.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 14, 2018 09:28 PM (cfSRQ)

370 366
360

Maybe CNN will sign Flake to 100 million dollar contract.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 14, 2018 09:25 PM (yWXpx)

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In his dreams. In a year, Flake will be selling BJs at truck stops.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 14, 2018 09:26 PM (cfSRQ)

Flake / Stormy 2020

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2018 09:28 PM (UsCnO)

371 I think I hate scumbag RINOs like Flake more than the liberals

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 14, 2018 09:28 PM (yWXpx)

372 360
Maybe CNN will sign Flake to 100 million dollar contract.

Well, that explains a lot. He's auditioning for his next gig.

Posted by: ALH at November 14, 2018 09:28 PM (dczB+)

373 362 So, when is the LAPD going to arrest Maxine Waters?
Posted by: JAS at November 14, 2018 09:25 PM (3HNOQ)

What did she do this time? Or will be be arrested for offenses from way back?

P.S. It sucks having to work for a living; miss too much content!

Posted by: Marybeth at November 14, 2018 09:29 PM (MEgUr)

374
Maybe CNN will sign Flake to 100 million dollar contract.
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Don't they already have enough flakes?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 14, 2018 09:29 PM (aKsyK)

375

In Michigan, the weevils have little parkas that they wear. So, the freezer and fridge doesn't stop them.

Am I making this up?

Prolly not. We have cockroaches down here with little saddles on them so the kids can ride them at Disney Whoreld.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 14, 2018 09:29 PM (HaL55)

376 Avenatti is a two-bit bus stop attorney fraud.

Soon to be criminal shitbag.

Good riddance. There's a homeless shelter waiting for you.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 14, 2018 09:30 PM (RU/ML)

377 Flake / Stormy 2020
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 14, 2018 09:28 PM (UsCnO)

Snort.

Posted by: ALH at November 14, 2018 09:30 PM (dczB+)

378 > What are those little bugs that get into your flour, cornmeal and stuff? Second go round with these fuckers.

Just bang the biscuit on the table a couple of times and set it aside for a moment.

The weevils will come to the surface where they can then be flicked off before eating the biscuit.

Posted by: Old-School British Sailorman at November 14, 2018 09:30 PM (vOkuK)

379 Maybe CNN will sign Flake to 100 million dollar contract.
Posted by: Nevergiveup

That's just crazy. He's white, he can't jump and he can't shoot the 3 pointer.

Wait, wut?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 14, 2018 09:30 PM (S6Pax)

380 K.N. McBride and anyone else who might be close enough to make a day trip to Detroit next month for a mini-MoMe, please register at

http://tinyurl.com/ycb2next

if you want your email address on the notification list. I don't spam them or anything, it's confidential, and you don't have to mess around with the website any, it just puts you on the list so you get a ping whenever we're planning a meet-up.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 14, 2018 09:30 PM (t+qrx)

381 In Michigan, the weevils have little parkas that they wear. So, the freezer and fridge doesn't stop them.

Am I making this up?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 14, 2018 09:26 PM (S6Pax)

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Heh.

No, we have this wonderful thing called a "hard frost" that makes all the bugs go the hell away for five months or so a year. If you think any snuck into your house, hit it with a bug bomb and you're in the pink until spring.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 14, 2018 09:31 PM (cfSRQ)

382 The weevils don't get in there. They've always been there. Lurking. Waiting.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 14, 2018 09:23 PM (aKsyK)

They mostly come at night. Mostly.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 14, 2018 09:31 PM (5jVnA)

383 You know, those weevils are just a little extra protein.

In some countries, bugs are considered a delicacy.

Posted by: ALH at November 14, 2018 09:32 PM (dczB+)

384 You know, those weevils are just a little extra protein.

In some countries, bugs are considered a delicacy.
Posted by: ALH

Yeah, is that a feature or .....wait a minute there.

It is a bug!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 14, 2018 09:33 PM (S6Pax)

385 Nood.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 14, 2018 09:34 PM (vOkuK)

386 383
You know, those weevils are just a little extra protein.

In some countries, bugs are considered a delicacy.

Posted by: ALH at November 14, 2018 09:32 PM (dczB+)

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Are those countries with working plumbing?

Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 14, 2018 09:34 PM (cfSRQ)

387 Ya know what's worse than abusing everyone around yourself so you can satisfy your base desires for money, fame, and personal power?

Losing all of that because you embarrassed the Party.

Posted by: Avenatti at November 14, 2018 09:34 PM (5aX2M)

388 So this chick beat the Creepy Porn Lawyer's fists with her face and he goes to jail. Poor, innocent CPL.

Tu-Ca's guest political reporter said the demonrat party's get out the vote operation put the wrong date on their mailers and suppressed their own voters and the state of Florida has referred the matter to federal prosecutors. What a great day!

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at November 14, 2018 09:34 PM (bML9A)

389

We have mosquitos down here that are powered by small 2-stroke engines.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 14, 2018 09:34 PM (HaL55)

390 Nude Monopoly Guy. I call Racecar.

Posted by: dIb at November 14, 2018 09:35 PM (VJOLZ)

391

Star of the "DEMOCARATE" Party

https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/1062882395928416256

Posted by: redridinghood at November 14, 2018 09:35 PM (hECVl)

392 Weevils are actually aliens

They've come to conquer the planet.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 14, 2018 09:35 PM (PkVlr)

393 I rarely watch any live TV, mainly because of the work schedule. When I'm off, I'm wearing out my DVR (fast forward is wonderful). Tonight I'm watching the Ohio/Buffalo game on ESPN2 (the Bobcats are winning by a rather large margin). How can I say this politely. Based on the commercials being shown, 50% of the country is gay. I suspect the actual percentage is much lower.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 14, 2018 09:35 PM (FEKn+)

394 380 K.N. McBride and anyone else who might be close enough to make a day trip to Detroit next month for a mini-MoMe, please register at

Do they get combat pay?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 14, 2018 09:36 PM (2DOZq)

395 Aydin Paladin talks about Tucker Carlson

https://youtu.be/qxltPUX-63E

She is probably the best-sourced scholarly youtuber out there.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 14, 2018 09:36 PM (rnAwa)

396 That lying bitch set me up.

Posted by: Michael Numb Nuts Avenatti at November 14, 2018 09:36 PM (Sda6L)

397 Freeze the flour and stuff for a few days and THEN store in the plastic airtight containers. Some of those bugs hatched from eggs in the flour and will still show up in the plastic containers (they will eventually suffocate and die but you've still got bug shells in your food)

Posted by: paleRider at November 14, 2018 09:37 PM (eASYU)

398 Jewells45, you may want to put your new-bought flour and noodles and stuff in the freezer, if you have room for it, for about a week. Some flours come from the mill with weevil eggs.
The extended freeze will kill them and it will last longer.

Of course, I bake a lot so I do buy flour by the large bag.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 14, 2018 09:37 PM (mUa7G)

399 366
In a year, Flake will be selling BJs at truck stops.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 14, 2018 09:26 PM (cfSRQ)

He'll be a writer at Weekly Standard, explaining that true conservatism means selling BJs at truck stops.

Posted by: rickl at November 14, 2018 09:38 PM (sdi6R)

400 He'll be a writer at Weekly Standard, explaining that true conservatism means selling BJs at truck stops.

Posted by: rickl at November 14, 2018 09:38 PM (sdi6R)

Cuck Kristol: *slurp* *wipes chin* Darn right it does!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 14, 2018 09:40 PM (SiINZ)

401 Holy shit. Some genius's car alarm has been going off for the last twenty minutes. What the hell?

Posted by: josephistan at November 14, 2018 09:42 PM (Izzlo)

402 Tu-Ca's guest political reporter said the demonrat party's get out the vote operation put the wrong date on their mailers and suppressed their own voters and the state of Florida has referred the matter to federal prosecutors. What a great day!
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at November 14, 2018 09:34 PM (bML9A)

Wait, hold up bro. They actually took our joke "Republicans vote on Tuesday, democrats on Wednesday" seriously?!?

Posted by: josephistan at November 14, 2018 09:44 PM (Izzlo)

403 Fuck flake fuck avvendi
Fuck aCosta
Fuck

100% agreement !

Posted by: AnnualAdventurer at November 14, 2018 10:12 PM (Pw2TS)

404 Go lower? Okay, right below your belt, Avenattti.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at November 14, 2018 10:37 PM (HLTe8)

405 You morons have learned nothing! As we just saw in the Acosta affair, it matters not if a DEMOCRAT puts his hands on a woman! You're all barking up an imaginary tree that does not exist, because the MSM says so, or at least is silent on the subject, therefore it does not exist, regardless.

Posted by: w at November 15, 2018 10:53 AM (cYWKd)

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