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CBD:
cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Scott Wins Lawsuit Against Broward County's Criminal Elections Commissioner
UPDATE: OH MY GOD.
A new & troubling allegation has emerged. A statement under penalty of perjury that #PalmBeachCounty filled out new ballots to replace damaged ones without allowing campaign representative to witness the process of creating the new ballot as required by #Florida law
— Marco Rubio (@marcorubio) November 9, 2018
Day 3 of the Broward & Palm Beach County Supervisors abject display of ineptitude. 102.141 4(b) details the process by which ballots shall be counted. This is not about ballot length, as Miami-Dade, the single largest county in the state did not have this problem. pic.twitter.com/zTs1rdGVg2
— Ryan Tyson (@ryan_tyson) November 9, 2018
By law, each county must report all vote-by-mail ballots they've tabulated within half an hour of polls closing. As other ballots remain uncounted, counties must offer regular, specific and public updates every 45 minutes until the process of counting is complete. This has not happened. At all. In fact, Broward officials have repeatedly been unable or unwilling to even say how many ballots remain to be tabulated -- understandably leading to furious charges of dangerous and lawless incompetence, at best, and partisan manipulations or fraud at the worst. And as the tweet above notes, Broward (the worst offender) has no excuse to use as a crutch. Nearby Miami-Dade, home to more people, has a longer physical ballot, yet they managed to get this done in a timely fashion, in accordance with the state's legal requirements. And GOP-heavy counties in the Panhandle did the same, despite getting hammered by a powerful hurricane just a few weeks prior to the election.Twitchy collected a good thread arguing why these laws are important, and hinting at why someone might choose to deliberately violate them.
6/ In my experience, having done election day operations work in other jurisdictions, such a blanket, unexplained refusal is bizarre. At a minimum, one of the most important facts an election supervisor must keep track of, and knows, is the number of ballots her office has.
— michaelmorley11 (@michaelmorley11) November 9, 2018
Early Voting in #BrowardCounty ended 108 hours ago. Every other county,including neighboring Miami-Dade (which had 100k more votes cast) was able to canvass,tabulate & report to state by deadline. But #Broward still hasn’t finished & won’t disclose how many ballots are left.
— Marco Rubio (@marcorubio) November 9, 2018
Broward County Supervisor of Elections, Brenda Snipes, has a long history of fraud.
— The Reagan Battalion (@ReaganBattalion) November 9, 2018
Here are just some headlines from the past few years about misconduct, and outright violation of the law by Brenda Snipes and the “most controversial elections department in South Florida”. pic.twitter.com/oczeHiz2d7
Rick Scott filed suit to tell this woman to stop breaking every law there is and to answer all reporting requirements by 7pm tonight (about an hour and a half away now). My worry is: She's been locked behind closed doors without any supervision for three days now. How do we know she didn't already manufacture all the votes she needs? More Background:
.@TaraSetmayer: @MarcoRubio has been unfairly criticized for his tweets about what has been going on in Broward County, There is a long history of problematic behavior by Brenda Snipes and this county. pic.twitter.com/hfBUjF0MCa
— The Reagan Battalion (@ReaganBattalion) November 9, 2018
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 09, 2018 05:35 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 05:36 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: HH at November 09, 2018 05:36 PM (mIJBI)
Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2018 05:36 PM
Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2018 05:37 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 09, 2018 05:37 PM (iiixZ)
How do we know she didn't already manufacture all the votes she needs?
I would bet that she has. 3 Days is more than enough time.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 05:37 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 09, 2018 05:37 PM (H5knJ)
You look at the signature books.
Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2018 05:38 PM (DCYln)
Posted by: Peaches at November 09, 2018 05:38 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 09, 2018 05:35 PM (I16G
Be polite and realize that you need to go on a cruise.
Ahoy!
Posted by: Bill Kristol at November 09, 2018 05:38 PM (U2JQS)
Posted by: yo quiero retardo dicko slingero at November 09, 2018 05:38 PM (7J5t2)
Dispute all close elections, now and for the rest of time.
The Dems steal Senate seats every election. It's beyond infuriating.
RBG will die soon. The balance of freedom for the rest of human history hinges on this Senate seat.
Posted by: zombie at November 09, 2018 05:38 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 09, 2018 05:37 PM (H5knJ)
That is something that I think we can all agree on.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 05:38 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: yo quiero retardo dicko slingero at November 09, 2018 05:39 PM (7J5t2)
Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2018 05:39 PM (T4oHT)
Broward County Supervisor of Elections, Brenda Snipes, has a long history of fraud.
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If this is the case how in hell is she still in her position.
Posted by: Off the reservation at November 09, 2018 05:39 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: literally serious at November 09, 2018 05:39 PM (Xa+bj)
Posted by: yo quiero retardo dicko slingero at November 09, 2018 05:39 PM (7J5t2)
Posted by: ace at November 09, 2018 05:39 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: LASue at November 09, 2018 05:40 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2018 05:40 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Peaches at November 09, 2018 05:40 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Key West Reader at November 09, 2018 05:40 PM (FMgH2)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2018 05:40 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: T at November 09, 2018 05:40 PM (2PXwn)
Posted by: Sleazy Tommy B at November 09, 2018 05:40 PM (uloIh)
(Did I get that right? I'm never quite sure about the lingo. Maybe she's a lesbian, too.)
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 09, 2018 05:40 PM (59GGI)
Posted by: ncj....not exactly the dog whisperer at November 09, 2018 05:40 PM (pWEY3)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 09, 2018 05:37 PM (H5knJ)
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No doubt. She did this before and did not even losecher job, much less face charges.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 09, 2018 05:41 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2018 05:41 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 09, 2018 05:41 PM (SkuXa)
(Did I get that right? I'm never quite sure about the lingo. Maybe she's a lesbian, too.)
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almost you need to say something about our dicks and need for guns
Posted by: yo quiero retardo dicko slingero at November 09, 2018 05:41 PM (7J5t2)
I'm beginning to think he's as politically anemic as !Jeb!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2018 05:41 PM (aPsQQ)
Posted by: ace at November 09, 2018 05:39 PM (PbpT7)
You have GOT to be kidding me.
Posted by: T at November 09, 2018 05:41 PM (2PXwn)
Posted by: ace at November 09, 2018 05:41 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: literally serious at November 09, 2018 05:39 PM (Xa+bj)"
LMAO
Posted by: Key West Reader at November 09, 2018 05:41 PM (FMgH2)
This is so blatant, and so egregious, and so obvious that if those ballots are allowed to counted I think that the Senate would be entitled to refuse to seat Nelson if he poof magically wins.
This must STOP.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 09, 2018 05:41 PM (GbPPJ)
Arrest them.
Posted by: LASue at November 09, 2018 05:42 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 09, 2018 05:42 PM (t+qrx)
Ahoy!
🚢 🚢 🚢
Posted by: Bill Kristol at November 09, 2018 05:38 PM
FIFY.
Posted by: AoSHQ Concierge Brigade, Bill Kristol Department at November 09, 2018 05:42 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2018 05:42 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2018 05:42 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Off the reservation at November 09, 2018 05:39 PM (vWMNq)
That's the part I want somebody to explain. The courts ruled against her crapweaselry in '16 and yet SHE'S STILL THERE 2 years later?
Posted by: Peaches at November 09, 2018 05:42 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 09, 2018 05:42 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: ace
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CNN: "Republican weirdos seize upon allegations without evidence that may tend to support right wing talking points"
Posted by: yo quiero retardo dicko slingero at November 09, 2018 05:42 PM (7J5t2)
Posted by: Chillin the most at November 09, 2018 05:42 PM (9f1me)
Posted by: literally serious
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They are instigating a shooting war. I don't know why, I just know what I'm looking at . . .
what I have been looking at ever since trump won.
Don't forget either, in the primaries, the MSM loved them some Trump.
None of this is organic. Or kosher. Its a grade A shit sandwich. They know we won't eat it. And that's the plan.
Posted by: Simplemind at November 09, 2018 05:42 PM (C6xeQ)
Posted by: literally serious at November 09, 2018 05:39 PM (Xa+bj)
You left out the yoga classes and talking about grandchildren.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 09, 2018 05:42 PM (59GGI)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2018 05:42 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Octopussy at November 09, 2018 05:42 PM (cJXkX)
Posted by: LASue at November 09, 2018 05:43 PM (XROPS)
He was actually a federal investigator and he wound up "drowned" in a Broward beach with a bullet to the head.
Posted by: Martell at November 09, 2018 05:43 PM (856Ys)
NOW !
Conduct a forensic analysis and count legit ballots only.
I suggest federal marshals.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 09, 2018 05:43 PM (tSXzq)
Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2018 05:43 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: LASue at November 09, 2018 05:43 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: Peaches at November 09, 2018 05:42 PM (14URa)
Seems to be an elected position.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 05:43 PM (GBteo)
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snoozy let this bish walk free for 2 years.
I am reminded of the detroit recount that was oddly stopped after it became too embarassing the number of empty boxes counted as full.
Posted by: yo quiero retardo dicko slingero at November 09, 2018 05:43 PM (7J5t2)
Or else... what?
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: Air Pinochet trainee at November 09, 2018 05:43 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: concrete girl at November 09, 2018 05:43 PM (9ORmh)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2018 05:44 PM (dNzKv)
How do we know she didn't already manufacture all the votes she needs?
Posted by: Ace of Spades
lol, my thought was you were worried she was going to do the old "shawshank warden manuever" when they started banging on her door at 7.
though it is hard to wonder why anyone would worry about that.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2018 05:44 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: T at November 09, 2018 05:44 PM (2PXwn)
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Posted by: yo quiero retardo dicko slingero at November 09, 2018 05:44 PM (7J5t2)
Why would she do that, if fraud was not her actual mission?
The Rubio tweet says Palm Beach, not Broward. So it'll be another D-crook, not Snipes. (There are more. Imagine that.)
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 09, 2018 05:44 PM (59GGI)
They plan on stealing every election necessary to get total power.
Posted by: Simplemind at November 09, 2018 05:44 PM (C6xeQ)
Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2018 05:44 PM (BXMxN)
What does that even mean???
Posted by: LASue at November 09, 2018 05:43 PM (XROPS)
Ballot comes in with a tear on it. Ballot scanning machine can't read it. Ballot is otherwise valid.
Election people transfer the votes to a new ballot that the machine can read.
Supposed to be done under tight checks and balances to make sure there is no funny business.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 05:45 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: NPC_11111101100 at November 09, 2018 05:45 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: LibertarianJim at November 09, 2018 05:45 PM (ZmBDi)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2018 05:40 PM (mpXpK)]/i]
Suprising?
I do not think that means what you think it means.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 09, 2018 05:45 PM (59GGI)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 09, 2018 05:45 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2018 05:42 PM (d7Ww2)
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Sure, when it comes to protecting his rice bowl. This could be done to him next time.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 09, 2018 05:45 PM (I16G8)
Broward County 2018:
1. Parkland shooting and shitshow op
2. Hoax bomber and van located there
3. 2018 election
Anymore evidence to nuke this county from orbit?
Posted by: literally serious at November 09, 2018 05:45 PM (Xa+bj)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 09, 2018 05:45 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: yo quiero retardo dicko slingero at November 09, 2018 05:42 PM (7J5t2)
Followed by "Republicans Seize on Right Wing Conspiracy Fable of Voter "Suppression""
Posted by: LASue at November 09, 2018 05:45 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: WOPR at November 09, 2018 05:46 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2018 05:46 PM (T4oHT)
This shit has been going on forever!!!
Posted by: prescient11 at November 09, 2018 05:46 PM (q+HNC)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 05:46 PM (bcbK8)
She does this on purpose. Every action well choreographed to LOOK like a mistake but done on purpose to allow them to adjust the ballots, introduce false ones and fill in others that were blank.
And with all there faults, this is why electronic voting machines were introduced in other places as it slows down the fraud.
Paper ballots are easier to fake which is why absentee and provisional ballots must be protected some how.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 09, 2018 05:46 PM (z0px1)
.........
a conundrum.
a quandary.
How can you fake 15,000 signatures? Wouldn't they start to look alike after a while?
Posted by: wth at November 09, 2018 05:46 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at November 09, 2018 05:46 PM (URwyc)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2018 05:47 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: yo quiero retardo dicko slingero at November 09, 2018 05:42 PM (7J5t2)
Followed by "Republicans Seize on Right Wing Conspiracy Fable of Voter "Suppression""
Posted by: LASue at November 09, 2018 05:45 PM (XROPS)
...Followed by: "Republicans finally wake up to actuall voter suppression when they think it might effect them."
Posted by: LASue at November 09, 2018 05:47 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2018 05:44 PM (BXMxN)
They oppress me. I am oppressed by everyone
Posted by: Andrea Jenkins at November 09, 2018 05:47 PM (U2JQS)
Is young Snipes a beneficiary of Soros's "Secretary of State project," perchance?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 05:47 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: x at November 09, 2018 05:47 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 09, 2018 05:42 PM (t+qrx)
California here we come!
I like it.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 09, 2018 05:47 PM (59GGI)
Posted by: Ha at November 09, 2018 05:47 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Martell at November 09, 2018 05:48 PM (856Ys)
Rick Scott filed suit to tell this woman to stop breaking every law there is and to answer all reporting requirements by 7pm tonight (about an hour and a half away now).
Or else... what?
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: Air Pinochet trainee at November 09, 2018 05:43 PM (DTX3h)
He's still the governor.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 09, 2018 05:48 PM (TAmPV)
When you purposely commit fraud to throw an election, you're no longer the United States. You're a banana republic.
That her behavior is being defended, excused and deemed defensible by Democrats is all you need to know about that party. They don't care about law, constitution or the truth. They only care about dictatorial power.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 09, 2018 05:48 PM (wJ+c3)
(Insert picture of Emperor Palpatine. "Let the hate FLOW")
Come to the Dark Side. We have cookies.
Posted by: Cold Rage at November 09, 2018 05:48 PM (Zq4E3)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 09, 2018 05:41 PM (I16G
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Yeah, no consequences the first time, so why shouldn't she break the law again?
Probably, and with good cause, thinks the GOP is populated by a bunch of rubes. Sadly, she's most likely right.
Posted by: Blake - used ampersand salesman&&&&& at November 09, 2018 05:48 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2018 05:48 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 05:48 PM (CDGwz)
Precisely. A lot of ANGRY WORDS but no action.
Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at November 09, 2018 05:48 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: nip at November 09, 2018 05:49 PM (DfGpI)
Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2018 05:49 PM (BXMxN)
We have to move to in-person voting only. Sorry if granny is too frail to leave the nursing home. Most likely she isn't too coherent anyways and thinks she's voting for FDR or JFK.
Posted by: WOPR at November 09, 2018 05:46 PM
Here in Pennsylvania they put the voting booths right in the dining room of grannies nursing home. If she can eat, she can vote.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at November 09, 2018 05:49 PM (URwyc)
https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1060993836984324096
Posted by: Ha at N
retard dick slinger
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2018 05:49 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2018 05:49 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at November 09, 2018 05:49 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: literally serious
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They are instigating a shooting war. I don't know why, I just know what I'm looking at . . .
what I have been looking at ever since trump won.
Don't forget either, in the primaries, the MSM loved them some Trump.
None of this is organic. Or kosher. Its a grade A shit sandwich. They know we won't eat it. And that's the plan.
Posted by: Simplemind at November 09, 2018 05:42 PM (C6xeQ)
I agree with you. What is going on is well organized and planned out. This is not a beta test.
Posted by: literally serious at November 09, 2018 05:49 PM (Xa+bj)
Yeah and Snipes has had 3 days to load up votes for Nelson and Gillum... What do you do about that?
Are these votes being inserted into the system electronically? Otherwise you could just discount all the ballots she has locked in with her.
Posted by: Off the reservation at November 09, 2018 05:49 PM (vWMNq)
Not even the least bit subtle that they are trying to distract Trump and the rest of us.
CPL. Nationwide "Why'd you fire Sessions?" protests.
What's the next distraction? *shudders*
Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2018 05:49 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at November 09, 2018 05:46 PM (URwyc)
This whole episode is good for the country, fraud isn't limited to Florida, and the MSM / uniparty pretend its rare as unicorns.
Posted by: Runway Hitchhiker at November 09, 2018 05:50 PM (vtd+q)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 09, 2018 05:50 PM (6qErC)
That is literally "creating new votes," and once again, Snipes deliberately avoided all the laws which are in place precisely to prevent fraud during this operation.
Why would she do that, if fraud was not her actual mission?
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The fraud in Palm Beach is by a whole different fraudster. Susan Bucher is the registrar of Palm Beach County.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 09, 2018 05:50 PM (F/KeJ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2018 05:42 PM (d7Ww2)
"Depend upon it, sir, when a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully."
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 09, 2018 05:50 PM (59GGI)
This way they can't change the votes later on.
Oh and enough of this absentee ballot stuff.
Make is so those who can't get to a voting machine get served somehow and those who won't be present to vote early by machine.
There needs to be some Federal rules about how voting is conducted.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 09, 2018 05:50 PM (z0px1)
Broward County Supervisor of Elections, Brenda Snipes, has a long history of fraud.
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If this is the case how in hell is she still in her position.
Posted by: Off the reservation at November 09, 2018 05:39 PM (vWMNq)
A) Black skin
B) Vagina
C) Democrat
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 05:51 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ha at November 09, 2018 05:47 PM (MAstk)
I'm so totally shocked. Oh, wait . . .
Thanks for putting that up there.
Posted by: Peaches at November 09, 2018 05:51 PM (14URa)
Posted by: yo quiero retardo dicko slingero at November 09, 2018 05:51 PM (7J5t2)
when you find ballots with fingerprints that are only from broward employees the ballot is destroyed, the employee jailed.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2018 05:51 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Martell at November 09, 2018 05:51 PM (856Ys)
Posted by: nip at November 09, 2018 05:51 PM (DfGpI)
I have to say, Little Marco is stepping up to the plate on this issue.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 05:48 PM
(CDGwz)
He knows he's next
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 09, 2018 05:51 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 09, 2018 05:52 PM (JFO2v)
This shit has been going on forever!!!
Posted by: prescient11 at November 09, 2018 05:46 PM (q+HNC)
You are not wrong. It's just really really bad and over the top this time on a coordinated national scale.
Posted by: literally serious at November 09, 2018 05:52 PM (Xa+bj)
Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2018 05:52 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: yo quiero retardo dicko slingero at N
how long have you been waiting for someone to call you for something?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2018 05:52 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 05:52 PM (bcbK8)
This is always what stops most criminals; they get greedy.
Because this has worked for so many years, they just can't help decide to do it one more time because, hey, they got away with it the last time.
that and snitches is what puts criminals in jail.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 09, 2018 05:52 PM (z0px1)
http://thefederalist.com/2018/11/09/ florida-vote-scandal-coverage-shows-media-democrat -complicity-again/#.W-X5ecHgMyY. twitter
Remove spaces.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 09, 2018 05:52 PM (9hauA)
I had no idea, until now, the leftist Democrat-party Mob were beating the front door. I thought they were just screaming from a few feet away.
These people really shouldn't fuck with me...
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at November 09, 2018 05:53 PM (RWP7J)
With arms.
Unloaded of course.
And set up a little table with a sign, 42nd Street Militia. We're looking for a few good neighbors.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 09, 2018 05:53 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 09, 2018 05:53 PM (Pwo5S)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 09, 2018 05:53 PM (bQtop)
Proof positive there IS a conspiracy.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 05:53 PM (jyVW0)
Thanks for putting that up there.
Posted by: Peaches at N'
its a troll.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2018 05:53 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2018 05:53 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 05:48 PM
(CDGwz)
Self-interest is such a tremendous motivating factor . . . Glad he's making a fuss. Still think he's a leetle maricon.
Posted by: Peaches at November 09, 2018 05:53 PM (14URa)
Posted by: JAS at November 09, 2018 05:53 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2018 05:53 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 09, 2018 05:53 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 09, 2018 05:54 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: JAS at November 09, 2018 05:54 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: jakee308 at November 09, 2018 05:50 PM (z0px1)
I suggest comment #39. Overdue reparations for decades of injustice and exploitation.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 09, 2018 05:54 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2018 05:54 PM (zfvHs)
New motto.
We Sacrifice other people's children, Constitution and country for party.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 09, 2018 05:54 PM (wJ+c3)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 05:48 PM
(CDGwz)
He knows he's next
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 09, 2018 05:51 PM (TAmPV)
It may be naked self-interest, but I'll take it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 05:54 PM (jyVW0)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2018 05:53 PM (MTjB1)
Check Trump's twitter.{pixy won't let me paste it here)
Posted by: Peaches at November 09, 2018 05:55 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Martell at November 09, 2018 05:55 PM (856Ys)
Posted by: jakee308 at November 09, 2018 05:50 PM (z0px1)
It does not matter there are many state laws and state constitutional issues.
They dont care and say FUCK YOU!!! What you going to do?
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 09, 2018 05:55 PM (JFO2v)
He should have FIRED Sheriff Israel. He should have FIRED the School Superintendent after the Parkland Massacre. Those two have blood on their hands. They aren't the only ones.
Posted by: rd at November 09, 2018 05:55 PM (xFmWK)
What does that even mean???
Posted by: LASue at November 09, 2018 05:43 PM (XROPS)
They can discern, by their subtle arts, how a voter really intended to cast his ballot. Oddly enough, the answer always comes up "Democrat".
Remember 2000, when they argued that, in a heavily Jewish precinct, there simply couldn't be so many Buchanan votes; they all must have meant "Gore"? I'm not making that up.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 09, 2018 05:55 PM (59GGI)
Posted by: Ha at November 09, 2018 05:55 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 09, 2018 05:54 PM (9hauA)
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Oh, I do. But even the new improved tolerant Ace wouldn't allow them, for which I'm actually thankful so I'm not tempted to say them.
Posted by: Cold Rage at November 09, 2018 05:55 PM (Zq4E3)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2018 05:55 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Under Fire at November 09, 2018 05:55 PM (r9UYA)
Did she have time to burn the ballots she claimed were damaged and she was replacing? Or I guess a shredder would do the job. I'd think legal procedure would be to keep the replaced ballots, put a big X on them or something, but no shredders.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 09, 2018 05:56 PM (Cus5s)
What's the next distraction? *shudders*
Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2018 05:49 PM (W+vEI)
Trump knows that managing his public perception is critical. Unlike say, Jeff Sessions. But don't confuse that for the idea he's easy to distract.
Posted by: trev006 at November 09, 2018 05:56 PM (6rFB/)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 09, 2018 05:56 PM (wJ+c3)
Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 09, 2018 05:53 PM (Pwo5S)
25% off on inside cabins! Act now!
Posted by: Bill Kristol at November 09, 2018 05:56 PM (U2JQS)
Posted by: Under Fire at November 09, 2018 05:55 PM (r9UYA)
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Better yet, everyone involved in this skullduggery get TO BUILD the wall.
Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2018 05:56 PM (U5tDi)
Tell me more about this little group since you are separated by 23 degrees from General Flynn.
Posted by: robert mueller at November 09, 2018 05:56 PM (ROzyM)
Posted by: Drewbicle at November 09, 2018 05:57 PM (JJvEf)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 05:48 PM
(CDGwz)
He knows he's next
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 09, 2018 05:51 PM (TAmPV)
It may be naked self-interest, but I'll take it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 05:54 PM (jyVW0)
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Maybe he listens to Lindsay "I found My Balls" Graham?
Posted by: rd at November 09, 2018 05:57 PM (xFmWK)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2018 05:55 PM (dNzKv)
Why limit it to 3 days?
They could have had as many ballots as they wanted pre-filled out and ready to go before election day.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 05:57 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: rd at November 09, 2018 05:55 PM (xFmWK)
Did he have the authority to do that?
I kind of doubt that a governor can fire local officials, and certainly cannot if they are elected officials.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 05:57 PM (jyVW0)
With arms.
Unloaded of course.
And set up a little table with a sign, 42nd Street Militia. We're looking for a few good neighbors.
Posted by: Diogenes
Oh, I read that book.
I believe it was called "How to get the Federal agencies to research your entire life in order to find that little tax problem and land yourself in prison for 20 years"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2018 05:57 PM (aPsQQ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2018 05:55 PM (dNzKv)
There is an upper limit to how many ballots they can manufacture.
Posted by: Surfperch at November 09, 2018 05:57 PM (6UvYI)
FIRED the School Superintendent after the Parkland Massacre. Those two
have blood on their hands. They aren't the only ones.
Posted by: rd at November 09, 2018 05:55 PM (xFmWK)
Scott had no power to do either of those things. The Sheriff is an elected constitutional officer who can only be "fired" by voters and the County is the Superintendent's employer and the only one that can fire him (or her... I cannot be bothered to look up this person's sex).
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 09, 2018 05:58 PM (F/KeJ)
Better yet, everyone involved in this skullduggery get TO BUILD the wall.
Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2018 05:56 PM (U5tDi)
AND Palp's canal.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 05:58 PM (jyVW0)
Posted by: WOPR at November 09, 2018 05:46 PM (J70i0)
Neither of mine were ever that gaga, right up to the end. Hoover or Landon, maybe, but not those two.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 09, 2018 05:58 PM (59GGI)
Posted by: Octopussy at November 09, 2018 05:58 PM (cJXkX)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 09, 2018 05:58 PM (Tugri)
Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2018 05:56 PM (U5tDi)
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You're thinking wall instead of Palp's canals?
Posted by: Blake - used ampersand salesman&&&&& at November 09, 2018 05:58 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Martell at November 09, 2018 05:58 PM (856Ys)
I can imagine a scenario like that but with poll workers.
After all, for the teachers, all that was at stake was whether their school was considered good enough for pass the minimum standards.
Here, the future of the world is at stake if the bad Orange Hitler Man continues to run the country.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 05:58 PM (GBteo)
Tell me more about this little group since you are separated by 23 degrees from General Flynn.
Posted by: robert mueller at November 09, 2018 05:56 PM (ROzyM)
*****
Sure thing Bobby.
Come on over.
:-)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 09, 2018 05:58 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Under Fire at November 09, 2018 05:55 PM (r9UYA)
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Better yet, everyone involved in this skullduggery get TO BUILD the wall.
Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2018 05:56 PM (U5tDi)
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Free Helicopter Rides!
Posted by: Augusto Pinochet Airlines at November 09, 2018 05:59 PM (xFmWK)
Probably, and with good cause, thinks the GOP is populated by a bunch of rubes. Sadly, she's most likely right.
Posted by: Blake - used ampersand salesman at November 09, 2018 05:48 PM (qC1Sy)
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I have a theory.
My theory is that the GOPe regards its own base as more potentially violent and therefore dangerous than the left.
They see their job not as "thought leaders" but tamers of wild beasts. But for them, we'd go on a rampage and kill everything in sight.
In essence, they think the left's caricature is exactly correct.
This is why they always surrender, always cluck for civility, always try to downplay stuff like this. They pretend to take our side only as a means of control.This is why the Never Trump crowd now wants us destroyed, because the beast no longer is under their control. They crack the whip and we ignore them. What do you do with a beast that leaves your control?
You kill it.
So yes, they want us destroyed, they're willing to lose every election so long as they feel they have us under control.
More on my blog, but wanted to get that out.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 09, 2018 05:59 PM (cfSRQ)
The only fair solution now is a do over election in that county, and probably also neighboring Palm Beach County, under the supervision of the Justice Department.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a boxer not a doxxer at November 09, 2018 05:59 PM (Z216Q)
Posted by: Blake - used ampersand salesman&&&&& at November 09, 2018 05:58 PM (qC1Sy)
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Embrace the loving inclusiveness of "and" ...
Posted by: Cold Rage at November 09, 2018 05:59 PM (Zq4E3)
What does that even mean???
Posted by: LASue at November 09, 2018 05:43 PM (XROPS)
They can discern, by their subtle arts, how a voter really intended
to cast his ballot. Oddly enough, the answer always comes up "Democrat".
This is what happened in the Wisconsin governor's race. "Mangled" ballots were "re-created", resulting in a whole wad of Evers vote, with 97% of precincts counted. Evers/Walker went from a 42 vote differential to a 25,000 vote differential in one fell swoop. Not at all fishy.
Walker conceded. I can't even
Posted by: grammie winger at November 09, 2018 05:59 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 05:59 PM (bcbK8)
What does that even mean???
Posted by: LASue at November 09, 2018 05:43 PM (XROPS)
---------------------------If ballots are damaged and can't be read by the scan-tron, election officials fill in new ballots identically. This has to happen in front of monitors to make sure the officials don't change votes. In Broward, they're skipping the monitors.Efficiency plus!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 09, 2018 05:59 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 09, 2018 05:58 PM (F/KeJ)
Thanks. That's what I thought would be the case.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 05:59 PM (jyVW0)
Posted by: Dis Lexic at November 09, 2018 05:59 PM (hrcfq)
Posted by: mercenary13 at November 09, 2018 06:00 PM (2XQ0T)
Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2018 05:56 PM (U5tDi)
AND Palp's canal.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 05:58 PM (jyVW0)
..........
THEN they get the wall.
Posted by: wth at November 09, 2018 06:00 PM (HgMAr)
Oh, not worried about Trump! I am very pleased with what he's been saying/tweeting about AZ and FL.
Just noting the Left's desperation.
They've been threatening to 'take to the streets' over firing Mueller or Rosenstein for a year, right? And CPL has been MIA for over a months.
They're pulling out the stops. It's gonna get crazier now that RBG's replacement is certain to be made this year.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2018 06:00 PM (W+vEI)
Actually, Tuesday night but who's counting.
Posted by: Cisco Kid at November 09, 2018 06:00 PM (Q4pU/)
Enemies of you having your say, democracy, the American political, system, and liberty. Enemies of justice and law. Enemies of truth.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2018 06:00 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2018 06:01 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: WOPR at November 09, 2018 05:46 PM (J70i0)
I ain't in no stinkin nursing home.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 09, 2018 06:01 PM (lwiT4)
The only fair solution now is a do over election in that county, and probably also neighboring Palm Beach County, under the supervision of the Justice Department.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a boxer not a doxxer at November 09, 2018 05:59 PM (Z216Q)
This is where the new AG can really do yeoman's work: send in DoJ lawyers, backed by US Marshals, to oversee every goddamned thing in the do-over election.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 06:01 PM (jyVW0)
Posted by: Martell at November 09, 2018 06:01 PM (856Ys)
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2018 06:01 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2018 05:56 PM (U5tDi)
Unless that's what you meant.
I mean, 'skull' is already right there in the word.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 09, 2018 06:01 PM (t+qrx)
That's the real travesty. She can't do this stuff all by herself.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 09, 2018 06:01 PM (z0px1)
Drives me crazy. Stand up you little shit. Stick your chest out. Be a fucking man.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a boxer not a doxxer at November 09, 2018 06:01 PM (Z216Q)
Then a full, in-depth, no stone left unturned investigation should be held. Once held Snipes and her other Democrat vote generators should spend many long years in prison for voter fraud.
At the same time new measures should be implemented to ensure a fully transparent process is in place for monitoring and counting votes.
Only once ALL of this has taken place is the entire Broward county allowed to vote again.
This process should be carried out in EVERY rotten borough Democrats have corrupted.
Posted by: Mailman at November 09, 2018 06:01 PM (KdC92)
Posted by: Surfperch at November 09, 2018 05:57 PM (6UvYI)
The theoretical upper limit is the number of voters in the county.
I mean, think about it:
1) they can replace real ballots with their own fake ones easily, and destroy the real ones. (see the video from earlier where a convoy of people in personal cars were bringing bags of ballots to a truck in a parking lot)
2) they can pre-fill out thousands of ballots (mostly D, probably some for R so it's not completely obvious what they're doing), and swap those out for "damaged" ones (of course, they can decide which ones are damaged).
3) they can swap out pre-filled absentee ballots for real ones, and just copy the signature over.
I mean, I'm not saying they're doing all of that or on what kind of scale any of it is happening. Just if you control the vote counting and are willing to break the law....
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 06:02 PM (GBteo)
I like the way you think!
Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2018 06:02 PM (W+vEI)
I believe it was called "How to get the Federal agencies to research your entire life in order to find that little tax problem and land yourself in prison for 20 years"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2018 05:
*****
Yeah. Good point.
Ok. For hats we'll wear little fez's and we will drive these little cars....
Posted by: Diogenes at November 09, 2018 06:02 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2018 06:02 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Under Fire at November 09, 2018 06:02 PM (r9UYA)
Re-creating "damaged" ballots? What does that even mean???
Posted by: LASue at November 09, 2018 05:43 PM (XROPS)
Damaged ballot means it was straight republican.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 09, 2018 06:02 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Tentotwo at November 09, 2018 06:02 PM (yhf6w)
Actually, Tuesday night but who's counting.
Posted by: Cisco Kid at November 09, 2018 06:00 PM (Q4pU/)
Sheriff Israel to the rescue! /s
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 09, 2018 06:03 PM (F/KeJ)
She's done this for as long as I can remember, and so did her predecessor.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a boxer not a doxxer at November 09, 2018 06:03 PM (Z216Q)
Given how many counties have more votes than registered voters, its even higher than that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2018 06:03 PM (39g3+)
Lil Marco tweets about Palm Beach county. one county north of Broward...
Posted by: sOME mORON at November 09, 2018 06:03 PM (ICWiF)
Posted by: wth at November 09, 2018 06:03 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2018 06:03 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Surfperch at November 09, 2018 05:57 PM (6UvYI)
Didn't stop them in Detroit where they had more votes cast than voting age adults.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2018 06:03 PM (dNzKv)
Also buy ammo.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 05:59 PM (bcbK
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Second the motion on Palp.
If you buy ammo, please also practice. And not just at static targets.
Shoot IDPA, USPSA or Steel Challenge. Maybe some High Power matches too.
If you can afford training, go for it.
Posted by: Blake - used ampersand salesman&&&&& at November 09, 2018 06:03 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2018 06:03 PM (jyInK)
How the heck does Florida do it? If it's the same as NY, can't they count the number of ballots and compare it to the number of signatures in the books for that county? How can there be "damaged ballots" if the machine rejected your ballot *at the point* at which you voted? You'd just have gotten a new one.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 09, 2018 06:03 PM (/qEW2)
The press running interference for all this stuff is proof that they ARE the enemies of the people.
Enemies of you having your say, democracy, the American political,
system, and liberty. Enemies of justice and law. Enemies of truth.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2018 06:00 PM (39g3+)
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Hahahaha!
Twas ever thus.
The left is always and everywhere about power. They used the Constitution when it suited them and now it gets in the way, so they throw it away.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 09, 2018 06:03 PM (cfSRQ)
Civlity? Are you sure they aren't saying "servility?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 06:03 PM (IMdOQ)
Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2018 05:56 PM (U5tDi)
or DIG THE CANALS
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2018 06:03 PM (d7Ww2)
That's the real travesty. She can't do this stuff all by herself.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 09, 2018 06:01 PM (z0px1)
Well, yes. She is certainly aided and abetted not only by a team of "volunteers" but by the voters in the (deep blue anyways) county.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 06:04 PM (GBteo)
- ending third-party voter registration- ending registering illegals and the dead- ending "motor voter"
- purging the voter rolls of the dead
The technology for ensuring accurate vote counts is no more complicated than a network of ATM machines. If this country's leaders wanted tamper-proof voting, we'd already have it.
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 09, 2018 06:04 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 09, 2018 06:02 PM (TAmPV)
Yup. In Milwaukee Co, a republican ballot gets automatically accidentally mangled and recreated. That's who we are.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 09, 2018 06:04 PM (lwiT4)
This is national putrid dish probably served at deniable lengths from the Sorostrian network. BTW, with his hedge funds, he actually can buy and sell on market days to benefit from the disorder he sponsors via knowing when the markets will go down.
Posted by: whig at November 09, 2018 06:04 PM (ROzyM)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a boxer not a doxxer at November 09, 2018 06:04 PM (Z216Q)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 06:01 PM (jyVW0)
Florida, Arizona, and Tucker (FAT) is the perfect opportunity for the new Atty Gen to illustrate that there is "a new sheriff" in town.
Posted by: Cisco Kid at November 09, 2018 06:04 PM (Q4pU/)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 09, 2018 06:04 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Martell at November 09, 2018 06:04 PM (856Ys)
Sen. Rubio's post is about PALM BEACH, not Broward. That's the other county that's problematic. What he's saying is we have election law violations (as found by a judge) in Broward, and admitted ballot fraud in Palm Beach.
Cannot wait for the MSM wagon-circle on this.
Posted by: dave at November 09, 2018 06:04 PM (7WsYx)
Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2018 05:56 PM (U5tDi)
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You're thinking wall instead of Palp's canals?
Posted by: Blake
why not a wall canal? lined with lamp posts.
Posted by: x at November 09, 2018 06:04 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 05:54 PM (jyVW0)
The founders knew that they could not get rid of self interest. Their idea was to try to limit the damage it could do and in some cases make it work for the country.
We have eliminated a LOT of the safeguards against damage, but every now and then we can make it work for us.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2018 06:04 PM (zfvHs)
How the heck does Florida do it? If it's the same as NY, can't they count the number of ballots and compare it to the number of signatures in the books for that county? How can there be "damaged ballots" if the machine rejected your ballot *at the point* at which you voted? You'd just have gotten a new one.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 09, 2018 06:03 PM (/qEW2)
There you go again, making sense.
Srsly, the answer is obvious: because that would make electoral fraud difficult. Can't have that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 06:05 PM (IMdOQ)
How the heck does Florida do it? If it's the same as NY, can't they count the number of ballots and compare it to the number of signatures in the books for that county? How can there be "damaged ballots" if the machine rejected your ballot *at the point* at which you voted? You'd just have gotten a new one.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 09, 2018 06:03 PM (/qEW2)
In NH, they just cross your name off a list of registered voters when they hand you a ballot.
IDK how it works in Florida, but it wouldn't surprise me if its similar.
So, easy enough to fake.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 06:05 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2018 05:56 PM (U5tDi)
or DIG THE CANALS
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2018 06:03 PM (d7Ww2)
...........
And. The power of and.
Posted by: wth at November 09, 2018 06:05 PM (HgMAr)
Her brazenness is amazing. But maybe not really. She's been accused of /charged with (?) fraud and nothing happened to her. In fact she is still counting votes. So what incentive does she have to be honest?
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 09, 2018 06:05 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 09, 2018 06:05 PM (5jVnA)
-Recounts of any kind (oversight and investigation into procedure)
-Any time there are more votes cast than registered voters in a precinct
-Any time anyone gets 90% or more of the vote in a precinct
Stuff like that. No request. No police starting an investigation. Just "if this happens, the FBI gets involved"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2018 06:05 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2018 06:06 PM (bUjCl)
Didn't stop them in Detroit where they had more votes cast than voting age adults.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2018 06:03 PM (dNzKv)
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Ironically, Jill Stein's stupid recount was what exposed this, resulting in major reforms. Wayne County had its totals in the next day. I know people were whining that James was thisclose but Wayne County is a Dem stronghold. Everyone knows that the GOP needs to do real well out-state to overcome that.
And sometimes they do. Just not this time.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 09, 2018 06:06 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Martell at November 09, 2018 06:06 PM (856Ys)
Posted by: whig at November 09, 2018 06:06 PM (ROzyM)
Posted by: Cisco Kid at November 09, 2018 06:04 PM (Q4pU/)
Exactly. I just hope he's out of bubble gum.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 06:06 PM (IMdOQ)
Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2018 06:06 PM (pgXNG)
Voted in MA this time. No signatures, but you check-in and your name is checked off a list. Fill out the ballot (using a pen). Got another table where they check you out (name marked on a 2nd list. Walk to the machine and feed it in while a policeman watches. No idea what the check out was for.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2018 06:06 PM (W+vEI)
that county, and probably also neighboring Palm Beach County, under the
supervision of the Justice Department.Posted by: Huck Follywood
nothing fair about that ... would have to be the whole state or they just send their army in and buy every vote ... 97 turnout ... instead of 45% (or whatever)
They would have a list of who voted ... so perhaps only allow those people to vote ... maybe that could work. idk
Posted by: illiniwek at November 09, 2018 06:07 PM (Cus5s)
Here in Wisconsin, from what I understand anyway, it was mail-in ballots that were mangled. Apparently Milwaukee Co, provided return envelopes that didn't fit the machine or something, so they got all sliced up and got re-created to give Tony Evers 100% of the vote, as God intended.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 09, 2018 06:07 PM (lwiT4)
very plausible, and explains a lot.
basically, they hate us and want us dead too.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 09, 2018 06:07 PM (tSXzq)
His own deputies demanded he fire Israel.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycs9f48f
Don't believe me, google it yourself please.
Posted by: rd at November 09, 2018 06:07 PM (xFmWK)
Posted by: cpurick at November 09, 2018 06:07 PM (7YrFp)
Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2018 05:56 PM (U5tDi)
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or DIG THE CANALS
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2018 06:03 PM (d7Ww2)
Housed in tents and fed bologna sandwiches.
Posted by: Cisco Kid at November 09, 2018 06:08 PM (Q4pU/)
Posted by: grammie winger
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Even if you were, the AoSHQ Brigade would bust you out and give you a ride over to the polls.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2018 06:08 PM (KoKdw)
Posted by: jagamo at November 09, 2018 06:08 PM (ZnVDo)
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2018 06:08 PM (bUjCl)
Sure.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 09, 2018 06:08 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Cisco Kid at November 09, 2018 06:08 PM (Q4pU/)
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Well, we'll tell them it's bologna..
Posted by: Blake - used ampersand salesman&&&&& at November 09, 2018 06:08 PM (qC1Sy)
She was busted and punished for it. And hey, back on the job! You're exactly right: why would she NOT do this?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2018 06:09 PM (39g3+)
And set up a little table with a sign, 42nd Street Militia. We're looking for a few good neighbors.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 09, 2018 05:53 PM (0tfLf)
This would be a good MoMe topic. Too bad you're in WA.
Posted by: clutch at November 09, 2018 06:09 PM (kiSdp)
Posted by: Peaches at November 09, 2018 06:09 PM (14URa)
Get rid of it? Are you kidding? Lupe Ocasio-Cortez has already promised to pass a law to make tuition there free.
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 09, 2018 06:09 PM (iIzG7)
The "Shut up, die, and give us your stuff" Elite.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2018 06:06 PM (pgXNG)
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See my post above. The elites - including the Never Trumpers - have always feared the right more. They saw their role is being our keepers, which is why they always tried to downplay terrorism, etc.
The reason they are going after us now is that they have lost control and are convinced that the horrific beast is about to go on a rampage. In short, they believe every stereotype of ring-wingers being gun-happy, ill-tempered, religious, racist fanatics and without them to keep us in check, they're happy to make common cause with the left to stamp us out.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 09, 2018 06:09 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2018 05:55 PM (dNzKv)
There is an upper limit to how many ballots they can manufacture.'
You really have no idea what a computer and printer can do.
Posted by: JAS at November 09, 2018 06:09 PM (3HNOQ)
Not even for Dog Catcher.
Fuck 'em and feed 'em butter beans.
Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe at November 09, 2018 06:09 PM (e7oj4)
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I'd give this idea some credit if the person in charge hadn't already been convicted of election fraud.
Posted by: Blake - used ampersand salesman&&&&& at November 09, 2018 06:10 PM (qC1Sy)
How the heck does Florida do it? If it's the same as NY, can't they count the number of ballots and compare it to the number of signatures in the books for that county? How can there be "damaged ballots" if the machine rejected your ballot *at the point* at which you voted? You'd just have gotten a new one.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 09, 2018 06:03 PM (/qEW2)
I have no idea. Michigan is the same: mark the paper ballot, insert it into the counter, the counter validates it (makes sure you didn't vote for more than two Asparagus Festival Queens or whatever the fuck) and then increments the counter and stores the ballot. The number of ballots in the machine and the number on it can't be different.
Except in Detroit when they were, wildly, completely different, insultingly different. "Don't even remotely care if we get caught" different. "What are you going to do about it, assholes, that's right, nothing" different.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 09, 2018 06:10 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: FretlessT at November 09, 2018 06:10 PM (uDTP4)
Posted by: JAS at November 09, 2018 06:10 PM (3HNOQ)
The "Delta Tau Chi Defence".
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2018 06:10 PM (ykYG2)
The problem is, by federal law and definition, it IS voter fraud.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2018 06:10 PM (39g3+)
Snipes isn't the only one who should do time for this shit.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 09, 2018 06:10 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Martell at November 09, 2018 06:10 PM (856Ys)
Posted by: jagamo at November 09, 2018 06:08 PM (ZnVDo)
Likely not Debbie.
This Snipes Scrunt tried to defraud her out of a primary in 2016.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2018 06:10 PM (pgXNG)
They can have quite a pleasant little special commission on any disputed seat, compel witnesses to testify under oath, and seize relevant evidence in the dispute. Motion cannot be filibustered.
They can also overcome the 5th Amendment for any criminals via transactional immunity (see Iran Contra investigation). The house railroaded a Republican who won the disputed election in Indiana but was rejected in favor of the Dem by the House majority in the 1980's using this procedure.
Posted by: whig at November 09, 2018 06:10 PM (ROzyM)
Snipes isn't the only one who should do time for this shit.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 09, 2018 06:10 PM (hjaPQ)
She's just doing what the majority of her constituents want: Helping D's get elected.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 06:11 PM (GBteo)
Do This.
Posted by: mikeyG at November 09, 2018 06:11 PM (LL1Be)
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I wondered the same thing, Miss Great Mind.
She has her doctorate in "Educational Leadership."
Before she was an election official, she ran the elementary schools. Isn't that encouraging?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 09, 2018 06:11 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 09, 2018 06:09 PM (cfSRQ)
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Yeah, but the GOPe and Nevertrumpers well know they have good reason to fear us if we get mad, whereas the left thinks it's some sort of game of no consequences.
Posted by: Blake - used ampersand salesman&&&&& at November 09, 2018 06:11 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2018 05:55 PM (dNzKv)
There is an upper limit to how many ballots they can manufacture.'
You really have no idea what a computer and printer can do.
Posted by: JAS at November 09, 2018 06:09 PM (3HNOQ)
They couldn't print 7.5 Billion Votes without raising more than a few eyebrows.
Posted by: Surfperch at November 09, 2018 06:11 PM (6UvYI)
Snipes is earning $4,336 monthly in state pension benefits from her time in the Broward school system. She also gets over $12,000 a month from her job as supervisor, according to state records.
Thats roughly $200,000 annually increasing every year.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 09, 2018 06:11 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: JAS at November 09, 2018 06:11 PM (3HNOQ)
Is there any push-back *at all* in Arizona? Any?
Posted by: FretlessT at November 09, 2018 06:10 PM (uDTP4)
Something went in front of a judge today in AZ. I'm not clear on the details but someone at BB was posting links to (iirc) a Phoenix paper.
Posted by: Peaches at November 09, 2018 06:11 PM (14URa)
https://tinyurl.com/yc93ja7v
Posted by: sOME mORON at November 09, 2018 06:11 PM (ICWiF)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2018 06:11 PM (ykYG2)
His own deputies demanded he fire Israel.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycs9f48f
Don't believe me, google it yourself please.
Posted by: rd at November 09, 2018 06:07 PM (xFmWK)
Would deputies necessarily be familiar with such minutiae of the state constitution?
It doesn't make sense for the governor to be able to fire local officials, any more than the President can fire them.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 06:12 PM (EYsyU)
Your name is in the book because you registered this year. If you didn't register this year your name isn't in the book.
Posted by: Cisco Kid at November 09, 2018 06:12 PM (Q4pU/)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at November 09, 2018 06:12 PM (CeJUf)
basically, they hate us and want us dead too.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 09, 2018 06:07 PM (tSXzq)
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Yes. Think of us as a war elephant, that they get to ride into battle or wherever they want to go.
It's really cool, and they actually have affection for us. They love the view up there, and enjoy how sometimes we crush people they don't like.
But they also fear us with every fiber of their being. They constantly worry what would happen if we somehow got out of their control.
And then we did.
Which is why they are desperately trying to put us down.
I believe they do actually feel bad about this, the same way a mahout doesn't want to kill an animal he's known and ridden for years.
But he WILL KILL THAT ANIMAL.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 09, 2018 06:12 PM (cfSRQ)
His own deputies demanded he fire Israel.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycs9f48f
Don't believe me, google it yourself please.
Posted by: rd at November 09, 2018 06:07 PM (xFmWK)
Again, the Sheriff, as incompetent as he is, is NOT an employee of the Governor's who he has the power to fire. The man, for good or ill, was elected by the people of Broward County and can only be "fired" by them. See here: https://ballotpedia.org/Florida_sheriff for more information.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 09, 2018 06:12 PM (F/KeJ)
Posted by: JAS at November 09, 2018 06:12 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe at November 09, 2018 06:12 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 09, 2018 06:12 PM (7QGOK)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 06:13 PM (EYsyU)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2018 06:13 PM (MTjB1)
Thats roughly $200,000 annually increasing every year.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 09, 2018 06:11 PM (JFO2v)
She makes $144,000 a year for what has to be, by definition, a part time job?!?
Even assuming their is a once-a-year local election in her county... WTF does she do the other 350 or so days a year that they aren't ramping up for election day or counting votes?!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 06:13 PM (GBteo)
I know he is an honorable and trustworthy man.
And now,....... LOOK! MARTIANS LANDING!!!
cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck......cuck cuck!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at November 09, 2018 06:13 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: x at November 09, 2018 06:13 PM (nFwvY)
Cruisin' with the cucks and their Media Palz:
https://tinyurl.com/y99so2lu
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 09, 2018 06:13 PM (AzW6q)
We're just now catching on. And don't have a plan. That's fucking sad.
SUX2BUS
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 09, 2018 06:13 PM (iiixZ)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 09, 2018 06:13 PM (Uiz/V)
-Recounts of any kind (oversight and investigation into procedure)
-Any time there are more votes cast than registered voters in a precinct
-Any time anyone gets 90% or more of the vote in a precinct
Stuff like that. No request. No police starting an investigation. Just "if this happens, the FBI gets involved"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2018 06:05 PM (39g3+)
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This.
Add in a requirement that 5% of the precincts are recounted/audited completely after each election.
Remember the crap discovered about Detroit ballot boxes after the Jill Stein 2016 recount was started?
Shit like 500 votes counted and only 300 ballots found!
Posted by: rd at November 09, 2018 06:13 PM (xFmWK)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 09, 2018 06:13 PM (rnXGe)
YAAAAIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Posted by: Jen Rubin at November 09, 2018 06:13 PM (DuAZ5)
Posted by: jagamo
And you know, just a hint of B.O.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at November 09, 2018 06:13 PM (vcOmj)
My theory is that the GOPe regards its own base as more potentially violent and therefore dangerous than the left.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 09, 2018 05:59 PM (cfSRQ)
There's probably some truth to that, but it requires us to believe that the GOPe has a sense of duty and honor, if misplaced. In the last 20 years, they seem to have gone out of their way to prove otherwise.
In fact, the GOPe's primary motivation is to protect the GOPe's privileges, income and status. And fuck the proles, they're a bunch of cousin-humping dupes anyway. The GOPe work to protect the US only to ensure that there's privileges, income and status to enjoy.
That may seem unfair, but they haven't proven otherwise to my satisfaction. The WarTurtle's actions on judges in the last two years has been a surprising and welcome deviation from the GOPe norm. But there's a lot more they could be doing, as I see it.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2018 06:13 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 06:11 PM (GBteo)
I love me some democracy
Imagine if they voted on Gilligans Island voted for Free Pussy Nite.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 09, 2018 06:14 PM (JFO2v)
He could, however, shoot the sheriff, but not the deputy.
Posted by: JAS at November 09, 2018 06:14 PM (3HNOQ)
Sure.
Posted by: chique d'afrique
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Occam's Razor. Among competing hypotheses, the one with the fewest assumptions should be selected.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2018 06:14 PM (w54mS)
nothing fair about that ... would have to be the whole state or they just send their army in and buy every vote ... 97 turnout ... instead of 45% (or whatever)
That's not easy to do on short notice. If anything with their best effort they'd be lucky to get half the turnout.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 09, 2018 06:14 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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What was her punishment?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 09, 2018 06:14 PM (13CQC)
and are convinced that the horrific beast is about to go on a rampage.
Good.
Their fear is very well founded.
Posted by: mikeyG at November 09, 2018 06:14 PM (LL1Be)
Ballot comes in with a tear on it. Ballot scanning machine can't read it. Ballot is otherwise valid.
Election people transfer the votes to a new ballot that the machine can read.
Supposed to be done under tight checks and balances to make sure there is no funny business.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 05:45 PM (GBteo)
How in the fvck does that even happen?In my precinct in MI, we have paper ballots that we personally feed into the machine. I would imagine if there is a problem, it is fixed immediately there.
If you are talking ballots mailed in, then a) shame on the dumbshit that tore his/her ballot, and b) then yeah, do what Harry said, under tight checks and balances.
Jeez....
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 09, 2018 06:14 PM (8iiMU)
That should be "ack, ack, ack-ack, ack, ack-ack-ack!"
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 09, 2018 06:15 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2018 06:15 PM (4ErVI)
Sounds romantic. Like the San Antonio riverwalk.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2018 06:11 PM (ykYG2)
It would probably end up all trashy and hobo-infested like the San Jose Riverwalk.
Posted by: Surfperch at November 09, 2018 06:15 PM (6UvYI)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 09, 2018 06:15 PM (1g7ch)
Rather like the laws that were applied to former states of the Confederacy to prevent suppression of the black vote.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 06:15 PM (1+J19)
Not even for Dog Catcher.
Fuck 'em and feed 'em butter beans.
Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe at November 09, 2018 06:09 PM (e7oj4)
*fistbump*
Even here in Kentucky in the down ballot races where the Dem was running unopposed, I wanted to write in 'Annie F. Body'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2018 06:15 PM (zfvHs)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
That's how it's done in Minnesota, too.
Didn't stop Franken from finding ballots in a Buick.
Posted by: mikeski at November 09, 2018 06:15 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2018 06:15 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Random Hawaiian Judge at November 09, 2018 06:16 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Surfperch at November 09, 2018 06:15 PM (6UvYI)
That's what the lamp posts are for.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 06:16 PM (1+J19)
ballot, insert it into the counter, the counter validates it (makes
sure you didn't vote for more than two Asparagus Festival Queens or
whatever the fuck) and then increments the counter and stores the
ballot. The number of ballots in the machine and the number on it can't
be different.
Except in Detroit when they were, wildly, completely different,
insultingly different. "Don't even remotely care if we get caught"
different. "What are you going to do about it, assholes, that's right,
nothing" different.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 09, 2018 06:10 PM (t+qrx)
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I think they got much closer oversight after the Stein recall fiasco. Wayne County's numbers looked plausible and came in pretty quickly this time.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 09, 2018 06:16 PM (cfSRQ)
and yeah, multiple cameras at the polls, thumb prints, purple fingers? prison time for cheats breaking rules ... if messing with mail is a felony, messing with votes is much worse. Locking out legally required observers ... ten years automatic.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 09, 2018 06:16 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: depressed onlooker at November 09, 2018 06:16 PM (ROzyM)
Yeah, but how do you know how many to count if you don't get to see what everybody else got?
Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2018 06:16 PM (NpvYf)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
Pearls clutched. But Trump is a doody-head. So no need to worry about it.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2018 06:16 PM (aPsQQ)
New % hot: late voting.
Posted by: Spiff at November 09, 2018 06:16 PM (zc2eh)
Yes, bunch of racists in Wayne County voted for the old white lady over the black man.
Posted by: clutch at November 09, 2018 06:16 PM (kiSdp)
Posted by: Iblis at November 09, 2018 06:16 PM (OXWT4)
Doctored ballots, of course.
Qoheleth's Law, #6: it's okay to nurse your drink, but don't doctor it.
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 09, 2018 06:16 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2018 06:15 PM (MTjB1)
Get FBI field agents. Not the politico types in DC.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 06:17 PM (1+J19)
Posted by: JAS at November 09, 2018 06:17 PM (3HNOQ)
If you are talking ballots mailed in, then a) shame on the dumbshit that tore his/her ballot, and b) then yeah, do what Harry said, under tight checks and balances.
Jeez....
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 09, 2018 06:14 PM (8iiMU)
I imagine that it normally is not much of an issue. Maybe a mailed ballot got fucked when someone opened the envelope. maybe the USPS exercised their normal level of car and destroyed a few ballots in delivery.
But I imagine it's pretty rare for their to be an issue. Probably only comes up a few dozen times at most in an election, I would think. It shouldn't be more often than that.
Which is why Gov. Scott was asking for numbers on these things.
But we'll never know the truth, since this lady and her team of activists have been alone with the ballots for 3 days now.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 06:17 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at November 09, 2018 06:17 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 09, 2018 06:18 PM (UsCnO)
Do This.
Posted by: mikeyG at November 09, 2018 06:11 PM (LL1Be)
Funny thing how no shootings happen on election day. Really makes you think, don't it?
Posted by: literally serious at November 09, 2018 06:18 PM (Xa+bj)
What happens if there are recounts nation wide? Will Palsi still be Speaker of da House?
/sic
Posted by: Key West Reader at November 09, 2018 06:18 PM (FMgH2)
given what we have seen with the fbi working against Trump in the election, how bad an idea is it to have the fbi involved in election results?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2018 06:15 PM (MTjB1)
If you know your boss is about to lower the boom you might want to do something to get on his good side
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 09, 2018 06:18 PM (TAmPV)
He could, however, shoot the sheriff, but not the deputy.
Posted by: JAS at November 09, 2018 06:14 PM (3HNOQ)
LOL... for which the deputy is eternally grateful.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 09, 2018 06:18 PM (F/KeJ)
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Embrace the loving inclusiveness of "and" ...
you build the wall with the dirt taken out of the canals.
Posted by: Anachronda at November 09, 2018 06:18 PM (NmR1a)
To be fair, Canuck ballots don't have NEARLY as many ballot questions and elections as ours do. They're of the "let politicians run everything" school.
They don't even vote for their Prime Minister. They vote for their local Member of Parliament, then he and all his party cronies get together and pick the PM.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 09, 2018 06:18 PM (vOkuK)
Dr Snipes should be thanked for getting the residents of graveyards to continue participating in democracy as well as those in comas in old age homes, and various felons who are guests of the government.
Such people who use their creativity to engineer new and exciting ways to solve our voting problems are to be lauded. After all Tammany Hall started this tradition over 150 years ago and the current day Demorats are inspired from their heroes not only in Tammany but by those zealots of constitution democracy Marx, Lenin, Stalin, Castro, Mao and of course Hitler.
So let us not stop a process that will bring us to a brighter future such as Venezuela or Cuba have achieved.
Posted by: I am not corey Booker at November 09, 2018 06:18 PM (Pr11x)
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2018 06:18 PM (bUjCl)
The FSA and their enablers will not like it when the drums stop.
Posted by: Under Fire at November 09, 2018 06:19 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Valiant at November 09, 2018 06:19 PM (3MiF8)
And a ballot from you...
And a ballot for me...
And another ballot for me...
And a ballot for you, and you , and you...
Hey, ballots for everybody! It's only fair!
Posted by: Oprah Winfrey, Prize hostess at November 09, 2018 06:19 PM (vcOmj)
52 ballots, 307 certified as counted
Yes, THAT bad.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2018 06:19 PM (W+vEI)
us to believe that the GOPe has a sense of duty and honor, if
misplaced. In the last 20 years, they seem to have gone out of their way
to prove otherwise.
In fact, the GOPe's primary motivation is to protect the GOPe's
privileges, income and status. And fuck the proles, they're a bunch of
cousin-humping dupes anyway. The GOPe work to protect the US only to
ensure that there's privileges, income and status to enjoy.
That may seem unfair, but they haven't proven otherwise to my
satisfaction. The WarTurtle's actions on judges in the last two years
has been a surprising and welcome deviation from the GOPe norm. But
there's a lot more they could be doing, as I see it.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2018 06:13 PM (eXA4G)
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There is no contradiction between my theory and their desire for money and power. In fact, the two go together quite nicely.
They get to ride on top off the elephant and also the satisfaction that they are doing a noble and important duty of keeping us from trampling the wrong things.
The freak-out isn't just about their money going away, it's that they deep down think we're gun-toting crazies and that without them to keep us in line, we'll wreck the joint.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 09, 2018 06:19 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 09, 2018 06:19 PM (Evws/)
Methinks her timing was really, really bad. What with a new Acting AG,
she just may find her department under a whole lot of new screwtany
(sic).
Posted by: JAS at November 09, 2018 06:17 PM (3HNOQ)
Why was Sessions fired hours after the election?
This is why.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 09, 2018 06:19 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2018 06:15 PM (zfvHs)
--Here in TX, a lot of lower judgeships had unopposed D's, and I just didn't vote.
Oh, and I voted for the L over Jeb!'s son.
Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe at November 09, 2018 06:19 PM (e7oj4)
You mean that Guadalupe thing? Gawd, that is an embarrassment. I liked it better when we didn't even realize there was a river there.
Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2018 06:19 PM (OiC69)
Great idea. And this has to be done FREAKING IMMEDIATELY. Yet another one of the things that the GOP congress dropped the ball on last session. Too busy finding ways to hate Trump to do their damned jobs.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2018 06:19 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Still Another Zap Rowsdower at November 09, 2018 06:19 PM (XyJqS)
Hypothetical question:
What happens if there are recounts nation wide? Will Palsi still be Speaker of da House?
/sic
Posted by: Key West Reader at November 09, 2018 06:18 PM (FMgH2)
Depends on what the House popular vote comes in at.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 09, 2018 06:19 PM (8iiMU)
Or Google.
Or Twitter.
Which will be proffered soon enough. As "fair."
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 09, 2018 06:20 PM (iiixZ)
They don't even vote for their Prime Minister. They vote for their local Member of Parliament, then he and all his party cronies get together and pick the PM.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 09, 2018 06:18 PM (vOkuK)
Speaking of that -- I am not a stupid person, and I am educated in reading arcane and boring statutes and case law, but I had a hell of time figuring out what I was voting for on my ballot initiatives.
There were double and triple negatives in some of the questions. I seriously had to sit there and re-read one of the questions like 3 times before I figured out what exactly it was asking.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 06:20 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2018 06:20 PM (bUjCl)
can FUCKING WELL federalize these dipshit, totalitarian, Donk-infested
election boards.
Do This.
Posted by: mikeyG at November 09, 2018 06:11 PM (LL1Be)
There is nothing in the Constitution about airports. Setting the rules for elections is in there though and the power to set those rules lies with state legislatures.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 09, 2018 06:20 PM (F/KeJ)
Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 09, 2018 06:16 PM (cfSRQ)
Yes, "this time".
Posted by: clutch at November 09, 2018 06:20 PM (kiSdp)
Not even for Dog Catcher.
Fuck 'em and feed 'em butter beans.
Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe at November 09, 2018 06:09 PM (e7oj4)
WTF?!?! I love butter beans.
Posted by: literally serious at November 09, 2018 06:20 PM (Xa+bj)
I think there's a real possibility that all the talk of blue wave was
partially centered on many left controlled jurisdictions pre filing
ballots.
Posted by: Martell at November 09, 2018 06:04 PM (856Ys)"I believed that from the day after the 2016 election.
"They're not gonna let this happen again."
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 09, 2018 06:20 PM (tSXzq)
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 09, 2018 06:20 PM (iIzG7)
Methinks her timing was really, really bad. What with a new Acting AG, she just may find her department under a whole lot of new screwtany (sic).
Posted by: JAS at November 09, 2018 06:17 PM (3HNOQ)
It's also not very bright to fix and election against a guy that's your sitting governor
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 09, 2018 06:21 PM (TAmPV)
Every ballot not counted by the original deadline imposed by Florida law is not counted. Period.
These machines have time-stamps, don't they?
Posted by: Marybeth at November 09, 2018 06:21 PM (MEgUr)
Posted by: mikeyG at November 09, 2018 06:21 PM (LL1Be)
Doctor.
Oh, a PhD in education. "Doctor" Brenda C.Snipes.
Bill Cosby has one of those. He paid the staff writers on his TV show to write it for him.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 09, 2018 06:21 PM (Tugri)
That should be "ack, ack, ack-ack, ack, ack-ack-ack!"
Posted by: Qoheleth
NO, BECAUSE THE JOKE IS THAT THESE MARTIANS SAY CUCK CUCK CUCK INSTEAD. WHILE THE EXACT WORDS FROM MARS ATTACKS IS ACK ACK ACK, THERE IS NO JOKE IN THAT. HENCE CUCK CUCK CUCK.
Posted by: BEN ROETHELESBURGER at November 09, 2018 06:21 PM (aPsQQ)
Or some such thing ... not just a mark by my name or anything. Then at the end it went through the scanner thing ... (the voter does that) ... and that is all.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 09, 2018 06:22 PM (Cus5s)
Revote Florida, Georgia, Arizona. Federal observers in every polling station and county election office.
Fuck the cost, get some true numbers. Chips fall where they may, then.
And yeah, go ahead and riot fucktards. You'll only do it once if you go into the wrong neighborhoods.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2018 06:22 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2018 06:22 PM (MTjB1)
or, even better, "Should Art I. Section 3 of RSA [xyz] be modified to read 'something'"
Like, sorry, I forgot to bring my pocket statute book in to the voting booth with me
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 06:22 PM (GBteo)
BREAKING: Anti -Trumpers Ed O'Callahan and Sarah Isgur Flores are leaking on behalf of Rod Rosenstein to damage Matt Whittaker and try to force recusal -@WMALDC
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Ill Girlffriend at November 09, 2018 06:22 PM (+om3e)
Fine. So we can count ours in 8 hours.
Posted by: Skookumchuk at November 09, 2018 06:22 PM (CeJUf)
How in the fvck does that even happen?In my precinct in MI, we have
paper ballots that we personally feed into the machine. I would imagine
if there is a problem, it is fixed immediately there.
The same even here in Crook County. If there is something wrong with the ballot the machine kicks it back out.
Posted by: dartist at November 09, 2018 06:22 PM (K22Va)
Not medical doctor, but "Doctor", as in "Doctor is smart and you are fucking dumb".
And the Doctor will make up as many votes as are needed.
Because the Doctor knows more than you.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 09, 2018 06:22 PM (UsCnO)
We are seeing democracy stolen from before our very eyes! Will we stand by and do nothing???
Putin has driven oligarch after oligarch out of participation in the political process and into exile in London, Cyprus and Israel!
#AmericaMustInvade
Posted by: Max Boof at November 09, 2018 06:22 PM (DuAZ5)
That's a law I could get behind. Require all ballot questions to be given to a panel of random citizens (like jury duty). If they can't figure out whether a yes vote would (e.g.) raise taxes or lower them, that question is stricken and must be rewritten and deferred to the next election.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 09, 2018 06:22 PM (vOkuK)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2018 06:22 PM (MTjB1)
I've been following his Twitter the past couple days, his outrage is worth a read: @Tim_Canova
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 09, 2018 06:23 PM (rnXGe)
If you are talking ballots mailed in, then a) shame on the dumbshit that tore his/her ballot, and b) then yeah, do what Harry said, under tight checks and balances.
Jeez....
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 09, 2018 06:14 PM (8iiMU)
I imagine that it normally is not much of an issue. Maybe a mailed ballot got fucked when someone opened the envelope. maybe the USPS exercised their normal level of car and destroyed a few ballots in delivery.
But I imagine it's pretty rare for their to be an issue. Probably only comes up a few dozen times at most in an election, I would think. It shouldn't be more often than that.
Which is why Gov. Scott was asking for numbers on these things.
But we'll never know the truth, since this lady and her team of activists have been alone with the ballots for 3 days now.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 06:17 PM (GBteo)
"ALONE" WITH THE BALLOTS.
Let that sink in.
This is unprecedented (or maybe not) and must be stopped. And Palsi needs to stop measuring the drapes. And Schumer better put is bidet on hold.
Just sayin'
Posted by: Key West Reader at November 09, 2018 06:23 PM (FMgH2)
It's also not very bright to fix and election against a guy that's your sitting governor
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 09, 2018 06:21 PM (TAmPV)
Not bright. Nervy and corrupt. But not bright.
Posted by: Marybeth at November 09, 2018 06:23 PM (MEgUr)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 09, 2018 06:19 PM (Evws/)
In Federal elections paper ballots are hand-counted with representatives of each party present to certify the count (I participated last time).
Posted by: Off the reservation at November 09, 2018 06:23 PM (vWMNq)
Dr. Martens > Dr. Snipes
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2018 06:23 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: literally serious at November 09, 2018 06:20 PM (Xa+bj)
--Fine then, less for them.
Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe at November 09, 2018 06:23 PM (e7oj4)
we need to get rid of early voting.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2018 06:22 PM (MTjB1)
^THIS x 1 trillion.
And specific, reasonable reasons for an absentee ballot.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 09, 2018 06:24 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 09, 2018 06:06 PM (cfSRQ)
Yes, bunch of racists in Wayne County voted for the old white lady over the black man.
Posted by: clutch at November 09, 2018 06:16 PM (kiSdp)
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The black man was the strongest GOP candidate there, though. He ran well ahead of any other statewide GOP candidate, both in percentage and total votes.
Blexit will take time. Old habits die hard. I saw a poll saying 72 percent of black voters would vote for Whitmer even though 30 percent admitted they knew nothing about her. Still, seeds planted today can bear fruit later.
What killed the GOP in Michigan was the shitty campaign run by Schuette and Snyder's terrible approval rating.
Both of them need to be put to work digging the new Soo lock.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 09, 2018 06:24 PM (cfSRQ)
I have to say, Little Marco is stepping up to the plate on this issue.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 05:48 PM (CDGwz)
If he doesn't stop it now, it will be his last term as Senator. The Democrat machine can make fake votes for his Senate seat just like they are doing for the other Senate seat.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 09, 2018 06:24 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Rose at November 09, 2018 06:24 PM (ovQSQ)
Heads. Pikes. Some assembly required.
Seems the GOP grew a pair in AZ as well and has filed lawsuits there too.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2018 06:24 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2018 06:24 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at November 09, 2018 06:24 PM (CeJUf)
Posted by: Still Another Zap Rowsdower at November 09, 2018 06:19 PM (XyJqS)
That's a bit of history they don't teach in schools.
Posted by: Cisco Kid at November 09, 2018 06:24 PM (Q4pU/)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
I'm surprised at your naivite.
Since the Dems rely on Broward County election fraud to STEAL (or attempt to steal) EVERY SINGLE STATEWIDE ELECTION EVERY TWO YEARS, they prpare long long ahead of time -- in fact, I'd wager, that as SOON as the ballots are finalized and printed, she orders and extra million blank ones are keep them under lock and key until needed - -months and months and months ahead of time. During those months, she and her cadre of criminals can, at their leisure, punch out all the chads they want for all the necessary candidate they want. By the time election day rolls around, the ballots are all ready to go. If the Dem actually wins for real, then they can be safety discarded and never used. And if the R wins by a landslide, they're also discarded. But if the election is anywhere near close (as it seems to be every two years), they they simply extract however many they need to push the Dems over the top.
There's no way they wait until the last minute to start manufacturing fake ballots. It's a long-term ongoing project. Funded, I'm quite sure, at the highest levels of the nation Progressive Machine.
Posted by: zombie at November 09, 2018 06:24 PM (c+2jX)
How the fuck more do you want that Failifornia already has?
Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe at November 09, 2018 06:24 PM (e7oj4)
yankeefifth is right. Decertify it, void their results. Game over, man.
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 09, 2018 06:24 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a boxer not a doxxer at November 09, 2018 06:04 PM (Z216Q)
There's a diversity of views. Sexton does disapprove. AP thinks it's peachy keen. Ed Morrissey thinks there are faults on both sides.
And I didn't even have to check.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 09, 2018 06:25 PM (59GGI)
A PhD in Education.
One is reminded of the 'Number of the Beast' conversion Zeb has when fessing up that his Doctorate is in Education and the utterly horrified response...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2018 06:25 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2018 06:25 PM (r+sAi)
Oh, and I voted for the L over Jeb!'s son.
Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe at November 09, 2018 06:19 PM (e7oj4)
*fistbump*
I'll never vote for another fucking Shrub again.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2018 06:25 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at November 09, 2018 06:26 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 09, 2018 06:22 PM (vOkuK)
Seriously.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 06:26 PM (GBteo)
Legit.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2018 06:26 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 09, 2018 06:24 PM (iIzG7)
The Florida Secretary of State actually has the power to do this.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 09, 2018 06:26 PM (F/KeJ)
Posted by: Rose at N
fingerprinting is easier. ballots with only election employee fingerprints are tossed. owner of fingerprints beaten then hanged. then beaten some more.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2018 06:26 PM (MTjB1)
102.141 4(b) details the process by which ballots shall be counted.
Oh, one of those supersecret clauses no one knows about designed to disenfranchise people of color, women, LGBTQ and former guests of the state. Like the electoral college.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 09, 2018 06:26 PM (LsBY9)
We need a law that if there are serious irregularities in any region's
elections that thereafter (for say, 20 years) elections will be
conducted under Federal supervision.
Rather like the laws that were applied to former states of the Confederacy to prevent suppression of the black vote.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 06:15 PM (1+J19)"
I think that kind of thing is actually in the Voting Rights Act. Parts of the South are still under restrictions IIRC.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 09, 2018 06:26 PM (tSXzq)
Boom!
Good!
Mrs. Carlson found the 12 gauge.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 09, 2018 06:18 PM (UsCnO)
Pervy Uncle Joe said it is ok!
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 09, 2018 06:26 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2018 06:26 PM (bUjCl)
People, people, listen to me!
We are seeing democracy stolen from before our very eyes! Will we stand by and do nothing???
Putin has driven oligarch after oligarch out of participation in the
political process and into exile in London, Cyprus and Israel!
#AmericaMustInvade
Posted by: Max Boof at November 09, 2018 06:22 PM (DuAZ5)
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Actually, I think Boot cooks up these wars precisely because he fears that without them, our troops (and the demographic they are recruited from) will get bored and start forming SA cadres and indulging in genocide.
He thinks GIs are mind-numbed bloodthirsty killers and the safest place to keep them is wandering around central Asia killing brown people.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 09, 2018 06:26 PM (cfSRQ)
78 This happens EVERY FUCKING ELECTION. Folks do you remember
2016???!!!!! Broward was out forever, FOREVER, but Trump's lead was too
big to overcome.
This shit has been going on forever!!!
Posted by: prescient11 at November 09, 2018 05:46 PM (q+HNC)
You are not wrong. It's just really really bad and over the top this time on a coordinated national scale.
Posted by: literally serious at November 09, 2018 05:52 PM (Xa+bj)
Don't worry. In a couple more elections, this won't be necessary any more, the Left will have entirely Californiacated the country.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 09, 2018 06:27 PM (UsCnO)
McConnell simply needs to say "Sorry, not seating new Senators from Arizona or Florida until this clusterfuck is straightened out."
So the Repub majority in the Senate stays at 53 to 45, since the DemonRats don't get to claim those two seats.
Fuck 'em.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 09, 2018 06:27 PM (BfOXk)
Posted by: zombie at November 09, 2018 06:24 PM (c+2jX)
Oh, for sure -- see my comment at 196.
I agree, I think the groundwork is done ahead of time.
All I meant is that they can toss as many "damaged" ballots as needed and have replacement ballots ready to go.
Or, fuck, just throw out and replace whole precincts' worth of ballots if that precinct leans R.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 06:27 PM (GBteo)
Peoplw who think they're protected and untouchable get very sloppy at covering their activities up
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 09, 2018 06:27 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 09, 2018 05:53 PM (0tfLf)
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Kinda like Fight Club. Except, you don't talk about Fight Club.
Posted by: BluesFish at November 09, 2018 06:27 PM (0OJD+)
so, fingerprint every election employee and ballot in broward.
when you find ballots with fingerprints that are only from broward employees the ballot is destroyed, the employee jailed.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2018 05:51 PM (MTjB1)
I like this, creative and also cost-effective.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 09, 2018 06:27 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Still Another Zap Rowsdower at November 09, 2018 06:19 PM (XyJqS)
That's a bit of history they don't teach in schools.
Posted by: Cisco Kid at November 09, 2018 06:24 PM (Q4pU/
Yup. I brought this very thing up earlier. Different times, different men.
Literally taking guns from the armory, securing the ballots from the sherif, returning said guns to the armory, cleaned.
Different times.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2018 06:27 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: paleRider at November 09, 2018 06:27 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2018 06:27 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2018 06:28 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: sOME mORON at November 09, 2018 06:28 PM (ICWiF)
This has to stop!
Posted by: LGoPs at November 09, 2018 06:28 PM (ziurx)
But how come all dead people vote for socialist democracy
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 09, 2018 06:28 PM (JFO2v)
for elections is in there though and the power to set those rules lies
with state legislatures.
Nothing in there about nuclear waste disposal, Space Shuttles or Amtrak , either.
But they all get achieved with Federal dollars.
Posted by: mikeyG at November 09, 2018 06:28 PM (LL1Be)
If she altered or falsified ballots it will be easy to prove via carbon
dating the ink used.
Posted by: Rose at November 09, 2018 06:24 PM (ovQSQ)
Sure, with a margin of error of +/- 400 years.
Posted by: Runway Hitchhiker at November 09, 2018 06:28 PM (vtd+q)
the Canucks count their PAPER ballots in 2 hours following a national election. 2 hours.
Just like the hurricane-destroyed neighboring counties in Florida. No problems there . . .
Posted by: Peaches at November 09, 2018 06:28 PM (14URa)
Door to door confiscation with mandatory sterilization and re-education camps for the owners and their households and mandatory execution of owners who fail their camp reprogramming.
Hows that sound?
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2018 06:29 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 09, 2018 06:29 PM (BfOXk)
Both of them need to be put to work digging the new Soo lock.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 09, 2018 06:24 PM (cfSRQ)
Digging the new lock....LMAO.
My superliberal friend went to school with Schuette back in the day. He said he was an A-hole. But, my friend is superliberal with TDS.
I didn't think Snyder was too bad. To me, he was low key. The only things I remember from his two terms was the right to work thing that got passed sneakily just after his election, and the smear tactics against him regarding the Dem Flint water fiasco.
Other than that, it seems he just did his job with little fanfare.
My perception, anyway.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 09, 2018 06:29 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2018 06:22 PM (MTjB1)"
What about Palm Beach? Miami Dade? Leon? Orange? Hillsborough, Pinellas, Manatee, Sarasota, Lee?
The Florida vote should have a deep dive into the ballot boxes. There is even video evidence of fraud.
Posted by: Key West Reader at November 09, 2018 06:29 PM (FMgH2)
Posted by: Eromero at November 09, 2018 06:29 PM (zLDYs)
This clown show cannot be allowed to go on.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 09, 2018 06:29 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 09, 2018 06:29 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Zombie Stalin at November 09, 2018 06:29 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2018 06:26 PM (MTjB1)
____________________
Sort of like Braveheart, except they don't Draw and Quarter the scum?
Posted by: rd at November 09, 2018 06:29 PM (xFmWK)
I'll never vote for another fucking Shrub again.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2018 06:25 PM (eXA4G)
--Just go away, Bushies.
You got yours, just fucking toke up and enjoy it and stop fucking us over.
Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe at November 09, 2018 06:30 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe at November 09, 2018 06:12 PM (e7oj4)
DD Dr. of Douchebaggery
Posted by: sOME mORON at November 09, 2018 06:30 PM (ICWiF)
Posted by: concrete girl at November 09, 2018 06:30 PM (9ORmh)
Hows that sound?
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2018 06:29 PM (UFLLM)
Is that the 'Australian style' gun control plan I have heard so much about?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2018 06:30 PM (zfvHs)
The Florida vote should have a deep dive into the ballot boxes. There is even video evidence of fraud.
Posted by: Key West Reader at N
you cheat you lose.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2018 06:30 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: paleRider
Except the population of Broward would suddenly and temporarily increase by about 2 million.
It's toast. Toss them and remind the voters that they vote for that bitch and got what they wanted good and hard.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2018 06:30 PM (aPsQQ)
Secondly, there is no line to count for election day as they would not say what or how many votes there were.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2018 06:30 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Runway Hitchhiker at November 09, 2018 06:28 PM
Meh, on a Vic timescale.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 09, 2018 06:30 PM (ctuyM)
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I don't think Carbon dating can narrow things down to the day.
Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2018 06:30 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: rd at N
works for me.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2018 06:31 PM (MTjB1)
Levin's rant to start his radio show was thermonuclear today.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 09, 2018 06:29 PM (BfOXk)
The man is seriously challenging the outer limits of cardiac turgidity.
Posted by: Peaches at November 09, 2018 06:31 PM (14URa)
https://babylonbee.com/news/florida-recount-finally-wraps-up-al-gore-declared-president
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 09, 2018 06:31 PM (GbPPJ)
Both of them need to be put to work digging the new Soo lock.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 09, 2018 06:24 PM (cfSRQ)
Snyder and Schwetty got hanged with the Flint lead in the water pipes BS and that is when their approval ratings went down. These guys gotta learn to fight like son of a bitches against the lies. Learn from Trump.
Posted by: clutch at November 09, 2018 06:31 PM (kiSdp)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 09, 2018 06:27 PM (BfOXk)
That would take testicles bigger than those Lindsey is growing.
Posted by: Cisco Kid at November 09, 2018 06:31 PM (Q4pU/)
1) they can replace real ballots with their own fake ones easily,
and destroy the real ones. (see the video from earlier where a convoy of
people in personal cars were bringing bags of ballots to a truck in a
parking lot)
2) they can pre-fill out thousands of ballots (mostly D, probably
some for R so it's not completely obvious what they're doing), and swap
those out for "damaged" ones (of course, they can decide which ones are
damaged).
3) they can swap out pre-filled absentee ballots for real ones, and just copy the signature over.
I mean, I'm not saying they're doing all of that or on what kind of
scale any of it is happening. Just if you control the vote counting and
are willing to break the law....
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 06:02 PM (GBteo)
This is why I never vote absentee. Or early. if they're going to steal my vote I want them to do it to my face on Voting Day.
We're giving away our democracy and our freedom for convenience????!!!! For crying out loud.
Posted by: LGoPs at November 09, 2018 06:31 PM (ziurx)
Posted by: Archer at November 09, 2018 06:31 PM (gmo/4)
McConnell simply needs to say "Sorry, not seating new Senators from Arizona or Florida until this clusterfuck is straightened out."
The best part is McConnell is covered because he publicly announced he wouldn't seat Judge Roy Moore if he won the election.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 09, 2018 06:31 PM (TAmPV)
I believe the Senate has to certify the elections of and seat all newly elected Senators.
McConnell simply needs to say "Sorry, not seating new Senators from
Arizona or Florida until this clusterfuck is straightened out."
So the Repub majority in the Senate stays at 53 to 45, since the DemonRats don't get to claim those two seats.
Fuck 'em.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 09, 2018 06:27 PM (BfOXk)
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Yes. The Constitution also guarantees a "republican form of government." Blatant voting fraud is a violation of that section as well.
I suspect the remedy will either be to discard the corrupt counties or force a re-vote under strict federal supervision.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 09, 2018 06:31 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: MAGA at November 09, 2018 06:32 PM (/8RAd)
Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2018 06:32 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2018 06:30 PM (Izzlo)
We need to get the CSI team in to date the age of the paper mites.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2018 06:32 PM (zfvHs)
Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe at November 09, 2018 06:12 PM (e7oj4)
DD Dr. of Douchebaggery
Posted by: sOME mORON at November 09, 2018 06:30 PM (ICWiF)
Serious answer: She is likely a "Doctor" of "Education" given that she ran a school system before she started committing mass voter fraud.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 09, 2018 06:32 PM (F/KeJ)
"He's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!"
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 09, 2018 06:32 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2018 06:32 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 09, 2018 06:32 PM (LsBY9)
ballots with only election employee prints are tossed.
ballots without any prints are tossed.
makes it easy to identify the criminal.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2018 06:32 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: 2008 Marlins at November 09, 2018 06:32 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Joanne Chesimard at November 09, 2018 06:32 PM (mN40J)
Marco is so cute, by the way, calling this a "troubling" accusation.
This encapsulates our problem. He mistakes being obviously weak for
temperate speech.
Drives me crazy. Stand up you little shit. Stick your chest out. Be a fucking man.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a boxer not a doxxer at November 09, 2018 06:01 PM (Z216Q)
Actually, he's trying.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 09, 2018 06:32 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: zombie at November 09, 2018 06:32 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: Cisco Kid at November 09, 2018 06:31 PM (Q4pU/)
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Not necessarily. Fraud on that scale is a threat to all the GOPers. I can see them hanging tough on this.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 09, 2018 06:34 PM (cfSRQ)
Turtle doesn't have the pills, or even the desire to not seat these lefties
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2018 06:34 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2018 06:34 PM (bUjCl)
2016???!!!!! Broward was out forever, FOREVER, but Trump's lead was too
big to overcome.
I think it's safe to assume that most states have a Broward county or two where someone like Snipes has been running the show for years, where they are always poised and ready to commit whatever level of fraud is needed.
'
Just look at Philadelphia in 2012 where 112% of registered voters voted (and GOP election monitors were locked out for 3 hours while they stuffed ballot boxes. Or LA, where 144% of the voting age residents are registered to vote. Or Detroit, where just one precinct certified 307 votes -- but only had 52 ballots in the sealed box.
It's time to dismantle all of these corrupt cities/counties, not just Broward. Maybe all it takes is someone like Trump to wait for them to do what they always do and then make a Very Big Deal about it. It's not like "illegal election influence" hasn't been all the talk since 2016 election. Take 'em down, Trump!!
You
Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2018 06:34 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 09, 2018 06:32 PM (UsCnO)
Only because he knows he's next. He's no Lindsey Graham. He's pure self-interest.
Posted by: Peaches at November 09, 2018 06:34 PM (14URa)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2018 06:32 PM (pUDQf)
Based and NewsletterPilled
Posted by: literally serious at November 09, 2018 06:34 PM (Xa+bj)
given what we have seen with the fbi working against Trump in the
election, how bad an idea is it to have the fbi involved in election
results?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2018 06:15 PM (MTjB1)
The same FBI who thought it wise to put a Presidential Candidate and his entire campaign under surveillance to the point of framing a few of them in the hope that they'd flip on said candidate to destroy him?
No fucking thanks. Elections are a state matter. Keep the feds out of them.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 09, 2018 06:34 PM (rnXGe)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 09, 2018 05:53 PM (0tfLf)
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Kinda like Fight Club. Except, you don't talk about Fight Club.
Posted by: BluesFish at November 09, 2018 06:27 PM (0OJD+)
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A Civic Minded Club that organizes a yearly neighborhood cleanup and teaches useful skills like CPR, First Aid, and Trap/skeet and target shooting
Posted by: rd at November 09, 2018 06:34 PM (xFmWK)
=====
Dana Perino Says Jim Acosta's Colleagues Are Frustrated With His Anti -Trump Antics!!! YouTube
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Ill Girlffriend at November 09, 2018 06:34 PM (+om3e)
This clown show cannot be allowed to go on.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 09, 2018 06:29 PM (/qEW2)
I mean I think that's already the general gist of the law in most states, with election monitors and whatnot.
They just ignore it in areas where they need the fraud to swing a state.
...And nothing ever seems to come of it.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 06:34 PM (GBteo)
What's the chance Mueller goes to court to argue Trump's temporary AG
appointment is unconstitutional and Mueller doesn't have to report to
him?
Posted by: MAGA at November 09, 2018 06:32 PM (/8RAd)
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Close to 100 percent, but it won't matter after Trump dumps the declassified documents. The case will collapse on its own.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 09, 2018 06:35 PM (cfSRQ)
The sky is incredible here today in the SF Bay Area. There was a big wildfire way up in the Sierra foothills, hundreds of miles away, but the wind has blown the smoke DIRECTLY in our directions, and now the sun is blood-red, and greatly dimmed, and the entire sky is blotted out by smoke, and the air smells like a pemmican shack on the frontier in 1824. Apocalyptic.
Posted by: zombie at November 09, 2018 06:32 PM (c+2jX)
And then you step in a pile of human crap as you're looking up at the sky and the moment is gone.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 09, 2018 06:35 PM (TAmPV)
Wow, back to back Peaches and AtC! Did they share a high chair?
*smack*
*stomp*
*stab*
*fluffyized in both eye sockets*
*bleed*
*stomped again*
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2018 06:35 PM (UFLLM)
Bridgeport serves that function in CT.
They have ballots mysteriously popping up in car trunks there when votes are close.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 06:35 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 09, 2018 06:35 PM (tSXzq)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 09, 2018 06:35 PM (iiixZ)
Speaking of that -- I am not a stupid person, and I am educated in reading arcane and boring statutes and case law, but I had a hell of time figuring out what I was voting for on my ballot initiatives.
There were double and triple negatives in some of the questions. I seriously had to sit there and re-read one of the questions like 3 times before I figured out what exactly it was asking.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 06:20 PM (GBteo)
That's easy. If it's on the ballot, it's almost certainly shit. Vote no by default.
If there's a ballot initiative that you know intimately, and are sure is worth implementing, THEN you can vote yes.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2018 06:35 PM (eXA4G)
Seriously Bush era Republicanism was the pits. Much like Star Wars, it was fun back in the day but I am kinda glad its dead now.
Posted by: TheBriBear at November 09, 2018 06:35 PM (k25J6)
I believe the Senate has to certify the elections of and seat all newly elected Senators.
McConnell simply needs to say "Sorry, not seating new Senators from
Arizona or Florida until this clusterfuck is straightened out."
This.
And McConnell has the absolute authority to do exactly this.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 09, 2018 06:35 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Rose at N
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Carbon dating would not work on ink. The half life of carbon 14 is 5700 years, so it can't date things that are days or werks old. Also, chemicals such as found in ink are thpically made from petroleum that is so ancient, the carbon 14 is all gone.
There are other, spectroscopic methods of determining whether ink is from a particular batch of pen, and how long it's been on the paper. It's been done.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 09, 2018 06:36 PM (Tugri)
McConnell simply needs to say "Sorry, not seating new Senators from
Arizona or Florida until this clusterfuck is straightened out."
The best part is McConnell is covered because he publicly announced he wouldn't seat Judge Roy Moore if he won the election.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 09, 2018 06:31 PM (TAmPV)
This actually needs to happen.
It would be so popcorn worthy.
It would shake the fvck up out of Florida and Arizona, and maybe jolt them into taking this bullshit fraud seriously.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 09, 2018 06:36 PM (8iiMU)
With the guilty party paying for the costs of the investigation leading to their beatings and hangings
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 09, 2018 06:36 PM (lD3vL)
The electorate is fine with lawlessness, the Dems are obviously devoted to it, the GOP only cares if it affects them (they're mostly fine with mass illegal migration and its horrors, and haven't lost much sleep over the weaponization of the IRS, in which some were complicit, or the Keystone Coup, which I half-predict will go completely unpunished).
Weimar-style thuggery (to include mass assasination attempts, as long as it's the right people), meh.
It's post-American America, Jake, forget it.
Posted by: Rhomboid at November 09, 2018 06:36 PM (bXu2G)
Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2018 06:32 PM (BXMxN)
Leafs aren't people!
Posted by: literally serious at November 09, 2018 06:36 PM (Xa+bj)
And then you step in a pile of human crap as you're looking up at the sky and the moment is gone.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 09, 2018 06:35 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Peaches at November 09, 2018 06:36 PM (14URa)
...always seems to be suspiciously high voter turn out in the border towns and big cities.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 06:36 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 09, 2018 06:36 PM (l9m7l)
All white nationalists must be rounded up and shot.
Except for the really sexy ones!
Posted by: Julia Ioffe at November 09, 2018 06:36 PM (DuAZ5)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 09, 2018 06:37 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 06:34 PM (GBteo)
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Nothing came of it before. Things are different now.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at November 09, 2018 06:37 PM (cfSRQ)
There's nothing quite like stepping in a steaming pile of humanure and getting a used hypodermic through your instep to take the romance right out of a skyline view.
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 09, 2018 06:37 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2018 06:32 PM (BXMxN)
Leafs aren't people!
Posted by: literally serious at November 09, 2018 06:36 PM (Xa+bj)
Speed the Day of the Rake!
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 06:37 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at N
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2018 06:37 PM (MTjB1)
Fuck the cost, get some true numbers. Chips fall where they may, then.
And yeah, go ahead and riot fucktards. You'll only do it once if you go into the wrong neighborhoods.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2018 06:22 PM (UFLLM)
Nope! Do-overs are another horrible precedent. Your precinct/county can't run a fucking election? Disqualify the whole tainted lot of votes and fix that shit for next time.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 09, 2018 06:37 PM (rnXGe)
They are on to you.
In our last CA election Prop. 6 was re-worded so that if you wanted to repeal the gas tax, you needed to vote yes.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at November 09, 2018 06:37 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Peaches at November 09, 2018 06:38 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 06:20 PM (GBteo)
Many years ago CA had a ballot proposition that was especially bad in that regard. I think it was up to quintuple negatives.
"Do you not fail to disagree that no X should not be banned from not voting?" That sort of thing.
The vote turned out to be exactly 50-50. Yay California!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 06:38 PM (EYsyU)
As of now I am conceding this race to gov. Scott. The voting process should not ever be corrupted and that has obviously happened here. I will not allow my good name and my honor to be tarnished by being associated with this disgusting criminal behaviour. I congratulate gov Scott on his win and look forward to our next campaign in six years.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 09, 2018 06:38 PM (myjNJ)
Is there any push-back *at all* in Arizona? Any?
Posted by: FretlessT at November 09, 2018 06:10 PM (uDTP4)
About an hour ago there were a couple of those big electric golf carts with lights on them to make them street legal cruising the cul-de-sac.
You mean that?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 09, 2018 06:38 PM (UsCnO)
EXHUME THAT DEEPUTTY DAWG BRAWD.
MAN(?) SOME WAN FUGLIER THAN MAXImum ????
Posted by: saf at November 09, 2018 06:38 PM (5IHGB)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/312636/
Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2018 06:38 PM (BXMxN)
I'm glad that you led off with that since I didn't have to waste any time reading what followed.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 09, 2018 06:38 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: depressed onlooker at November 09, 2018 06:39 PM (ROzyM)
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at November 09, 2018 06:37 PM (w7KSn)
My sister (Bernie fan) was having fits because they were trying to take away daylight saving time. In an idle moment, I checked the prop and it was exactly the opposite of what she thought. LOL, I didn't even tell her.
Posted by: Peaches at November 09, 2018 06:39 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2018 06:39 PM (jm1YL)
precinct/county can't run a fucking election? Disqualify the whole
tainted lot of votes and fix that shit for next time.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 09, 2018 06:37 PM (rnXGe)
This. The Secretaries of State in Florida and Arizona have to certify the votes and valid. They can and should refuse to certify in cases where there was governmental fraud.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 09, 2018 06:39 PM (F/KeJ)
This clown show cannot be allowed to go on.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 09, 2018 06:29 PM (/qEW2)
Already on the books but she black so day a different.
Posted by: Key West Reader at November 09, 2018 06:39 PM (FMgH2)
Posted by: literally serious at November 09, 2018 06:39 PM (Xa+bj)
As of now I am conceding this race to gov. Scott. The voting process should not ever be corrupted and that has obviously happened here. I will not allow my good name and my honor to be tarnished by being associated with this disgusting criminal behaviour. I congratulate gov Scott on his win and look forward to our next campaign in six years.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 09, 2018 06:38 PM (myjNJ)
Wow, I'm not sure whether I'm more impressed by your imagination or your sense of humor.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 06:40 PM (EYsyU)
Posted by: logprof, with added covfefe at November 09, 2018 06:40 PM (e7oj4)
If there's a ballot initiative that you know intimately, and are sure is worth implementing, THEN you can vote yes.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2018 06:35 PM (eXA4G)
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The problem with this is that a No vote could be the answer they wanted.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 09, 2018 06:40 PM (I16G8)
494 "Vote no by default. "
They are on to you.
In our last CA election Prop. 6 was re-worded so that if you wanted to repeal the gas tax, you needed to vote yes.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at November 09, 2018 06:37 PM (w7KSn)
Which is one of many reasons I left CA for TX over 3 years ago.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2018 06:40 PM (eXA4G)
Wait--
Sen. Rubio's post is about PALM BEACH, not Broward. That's the other
county that's problematic. What he's saying is we have election law
violations (as found by a judge) in Broward, and admitted ballot fraud
in Palm Beach.
Cannot wait for the MSM wagon-circle on this.
Oh, we have lots and lots of wagons.
Posted by: MSM at November 09, 2018 06:40 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Off the reservation at November 09, 2018 06:41 PM (vWMNq)
can't run a fucking election? Disqualify the whole tainted lot of votes
and fix that shit for next time.
Doesn't allow for undetected fraud in a bunch of other areas. Go ahead and toss out Broward (and I used to live there, this is a daily occurrence down to HOA Board votes)... and if all the cumulative fraud in Dade and Palm Beach and etc isn't tossed out? Might still lose due cumulative fraud. Decertify the state is the only way to overcome that.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2018 06:41 PM (UFLLM)
That is actually a great idea. These election officials need to be held accountable by someone, and if a whole district is made null and void, then the people of that district have motivation to fix the problem.
I would have written in the law, waving of any penalties of overenthusiastic behavior in expressing one's displeasure in the actions of said election officials that caused the disqualification.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 09, 2018 06:41 PM (lD3vL)
I'm glad I wasn't going insane. I read and reread that stupid ballot, it was like freaking double negatives. Basically, it was worded to make voters think they should vote no.
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 09, 2018 06:41 PM (TUU1F)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at N
toss them all.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2018 06:42 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2018 06:42 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: saf at November 09, 2018 06:42 PM (5IHGB)
Except for the really sexy ones!
Posted by: Julia Ioffe at November 09, 2018 06:36 PM (DuAZ5)
Hi, Laci Green!
Posted by: literally serious at November 09, 2018 06:42 PM (Xa+bj)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at November 09, 2018 06:43 PM (CeJUf)
Brain, meet dead.
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 09, 2018 06:43 PM (TUU1F)
1) Between 26' and 60'- that covers a lot of territory.
2) 'closer than the moon'- I sometimes get the feeling that they think that if we just stretch our arms out enough, we could touch the moon.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2018 06:43 PM (zfvHs)
If there's a ballot initiative that you know intimately, and are sure is worth implementing, THEN you can vote yes.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2018 06:35 PM (eXA4G)
That's exactly my approach. "Authorizes bonds ..." Buzzer. NEXT!
When in doubt, I look at the endorsements, but only in a negative way. Only if the argument against is by some SEIU type, or the Sierra Club, or some other Commie front, do I vote for it. Otherwise, have a negatory, good buddy.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 06:43 PM (Ry8mf)
Posted by: Key West Reader at November 09, 2018 06:43 PM (FMgH2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2018 06:43 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Still Another Zap Rowsdower at November 09, 2018 06:19 PM (XyJqS)
That's a bit of history they don't teach in schools.
Posted by: Cisco Kid at November 09, 2018 06:24 PM (Q4pU/)
A similar event, but one that had a different outcome, was the Battle of Wilmington, NC, 1898. Republicans, black & white, won control of the city in the elections. Riots broke out, and the former Democrat mayor led an armed mob and forced the new mayor & city council to resign at gunpoint.
Posted by: 2008 Marlins at November 09, 2018 06:44 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: kraken at November 09, 2018 06:44 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Cisco Kid at November 09, 2018 06:44 PM (Q4pU/)
This really is an attack upon our constitution and country. Openly faking the vote like this means they feel safe enough to do it and that is beyond dangerous. Such boldness must be made to never happen again.
Even Mario is on board which means this has reached stage critical.
Posted by: William Eaton at November 09, 2018 06:44 PM (MuTTO)
Posted by: concrete girl at November 09, 2018 06:44 PM (9ORmh)
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 09, 2018 06:41 PM (TUU1F)
Funny about that. So the gas tax was retained. Hmmm.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 06:44 PM (Ry8mf)
They also had one about ten years back where you had to answer yes on prop and no on another in order to sink the action. In other words, both propositions were about the same thing, but one was worded as an approval and the other as rejection.
Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2018 06:44 PM (nIvDu)
fingerprinting is easier. ballots with only election employee fingerprints are tossed. owner of fingerprints beaten then hanged. then beaten some more.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2018 06:26 PM (MTjB1)
How is the current forensic science of lifting prints or genetic material off of paper (ballots)?
Can FBI grab a few sample lots of ballots from Broward and determine how many people handles them or identify who handled them (even if Person #1, Person #2, etc)?
They should find a few people handled most of them (the ladies who hands you the actual ballot) and a unique person handled each ballot (the actual voter). If you find a bunch of ballots handled by a few people but no uniques - BAMN!
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 09, 2018 06:44 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 06:43 PM (Ry8mf)
Oh, you get endorsements?
I was uninformed I guess. I went in there cold and had to put on my thinking cap to figure out what I was voting for.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 06:44 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at N
no fucking do overs. you fuck it up your votes get tossed.
will encourage voters not to elect corrupt election board supervisors.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2018 06:45 PM (MTjB1)
Nah, the data could look bad for Democrats.
Posted by: Gref at November 09, 2018 06:45 PM (AMIL/)
Blatant dishonesty must be a purely Leftist thing. The criminals ruling in Austin did the same sort of thing when putting Uber/Lyft on the ballet. The mental retards in this university city thought they were voting for Uber/Lyft when in fact it was in fact a vote, not only banning Uber/Lyft, but also implementing all kinds of Draconian regulations and new taxes.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 09, 2018 06:45 PM (lD3vL)
and i don't want to hear "i was just doing what i was told"...
that hasn't been a valid excuse since Nuremberg.
Lock Them ALL Up!
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 09, 2018 06:46 PM (Dagiw)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at N
exactly.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2018 06:46 PM (MTjB1)
Swear nothing like this has ever happened before. Can't believe it!
Posted by: Palm Beach which was missing 9000 Pat Buchanan votes and had 9000 double-bunch votes for Gore and Bu at November 09, 2018 06:46 PM (nIvDu)
There's even precedent. Mostly due to voting irregularities, in fact.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 09, 2018 06:46 PM (vOkuK)
Shocka!
Isn't it great Scott is backed up by a POTUS who does not play the race game?!?
Snipes is not going to like that!!
Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2018 06:46 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: kraken at November 09, 2018 06:46 PM (ffWPP)
The problem is that you're punishing the voters for being jobbed over by the bureaucrats. The voters didn't shred ballots and print new ones.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2018 06:46 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2018 06:30 PM (aPsQQ)
This. No precedent for a re-vote, and let's not set one.
Posted by: clutch at November 09, 2018 06:46 PM (kiSdp)
Posted by: concrete girl at November 09, 2018 06:44 PM (9ORmh)
..........
It's easier to understand the Spanish version.
Posted by: wth at November 09, 2018 06:46 PM (HgMAr)
NH does its voter fraud the old fashioned way -- no proof of
identification or residency needed, so they just bus in volunteers from
MA.
...always seems to be suspiciously high voter turn out in the border towns and big cities.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 06:36 PM (GBteo)
Actually, this election we DID have to show ID. Judge ruled that the law had to stand for this election. With a Democratic House and Senate in NH -it will no doubt be overturned.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 09, 2018 06:47 PM (D3cJf)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 06:20 PM (GBteo)
Many years ago CA had a ballot proposition that was especially bad in that regard. I think it was up to quintuple negatives.
"Do you not fail to disagree that no X should not be banned from not voting?" That sort of thing.
The vote turned out to be exactly 50-50. Yay California!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
I remember that one too. I think it had something to do with taxation. The question was like, "Do you agree, or not agree, that should a majority of voters fail to approve the delay in the appropriations committee re-evaluating the temporary hold on the Assessment District's rule to not raise taxes beyond 3% per annum, that the rule shall not be restrained by the 3% limit until the committee votes to re-adjust the limit upward or downward, or until the restraining order expires?"
Posted by: zombie at November 09, 2018 06:47 PM (c+2jX)
The problem is that you're punishing the voters for being jobbed over by the bureaucrats. The voters didn't shred ballots and print new ones.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at N
they elected her it is their problem. encourages people to take responsibility.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2018 06:47 PM (MTjB1)
I was uninformed I guess. I went in there cold and had to put on my thinking cap to figure out what I was voting for.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 06:44 PM (GBteo)
They were in the voters guide. If, e.g., the pro argument is from the "Working Mothers for Peace, Justice, Bread, and Saving the Whales" is for it - saying "it's for the children" - I'm against it. And vice versa.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 06:47 PM (IMdOQ)
Posted by: not suprised at November 09, 2018 06:47 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Cisco Kid at November 09, 2018 06:44 PM (Q4pU/)
I like finger painting.
Posted by: Joey Biden at November 09, 2018 06:48 PM (t+qrx)
Showed up and said "I moved."
No problemo. She just crossed off my old address and hand wrote in my new one then handed me a ballot.
I don't see how there could be any potential fraud with that one.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 06:48 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2018 06:48 PM (Izzlo)
They also had one about ten years back where you had to answer yes
on prop and no on another in order to sink the action. In other words,
both propositions were about the same thing, but one was worded as an
approval and the other as rejection.
Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2018 06:44 PM
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They (democrats) pulled the exact same thing in CT when we lived there. The Town voted twice to not build a new Police Station. The third time it came up on the ballot a yes vote meant you did not want to fund a new Police Station and a no vote meant you were voting to build one.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 09, 2018 06:48 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 06:47 PM (IMdOQ)
Oh. We don't get one of those, I don't think.
At least I didn't get one. I didn't really look.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 06:48 PM (GBteo)
https://www.politico.com/election-results/2018/florida/
Posted by: Key West Reader at November 09, 2018 06:49 PM (FMgH2)
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Broward County has 35-million voters?
Posted by: andycanuck at November 09, 2018 06:49 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2018 06:50 PM (zfvHs)
Posted by: kraken at November 09, 2018 06:50 PM (ffWPP)
That isn't a problem. Do you think the bureaucrats just fall out of the ceiling somewhere or is it possible that the disenfranchised voters might be able to find a way to keep these criminals out of the system.
Its a matter of finding the motivation to wake up the average Joe to clean up his community.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 09, 2018 06:50 PM (lD3vL)
There's even precedent. Mostly due to voting irregularities, in fact.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 09, 2018 06:46 PM (vOkuK)
What's Mitch going to do, request DoJ to have the FBI impound ballots and records, and do a ballot validation and count? If so, I'm less than encouraged about the validity of the results, based on what we've learned about the FBI lately.
Posted by: Gref at November 09, 2018 06:50 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: kraken at November 09, 2018 06:50 PM (ffWPP)
In our last CA election Prop. 6 was re-worded so that if you wanted to repeal the gas tax, you needed to vote yes.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater
..........
phew. Glad I got that right, I was pretty confused at first.
Posted by: wth at November 09, 2018 06:50 PM (HgMAr)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/312636/
Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2018 06:38 PM (BXMxN)
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I doubt Mueller has much care what McCarthy says about it.
Posted by: MAGA at November 09, 2018 06:50 PM (/8RAd)
Isn't it great Scott is backed up by a POTUS who does not play the race game?!?
Snipes is not going to like that!!
Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2018 06:46 PM (W+vEI)
It was Bucher who said that, apparently.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2018 06:51 PM (pgXNG)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 09, 2018 06:47 PM (D3cJf)
Well my NH ID is not for a town I live in.
Also, not entirely true -- you can sign a "challenged voter affidavit" attesting to your identity and still get a ballot.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 06:51 PM (GBteo)
> There's even precedent. Mostly due to voting irregularities, in fact.
On further investigation, each House of Congress is the judge of its own elections, and their decision is FINAL. There is no judicial review of this, not even in the Supreme Court.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 09, 2018 06:51 PM (vOkuK)
Posted by: Gref at November 09, 2018 06:50 PM (AMIL/)
The FBI is part of the Perkins Coie axis, so yeah.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2018 06:52 PM (pgXNG)
At least I didn't get one. I didn't really look.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 06:48 PM (GBteo)
That's a shame, because reading the endorsements - or the source of the pro/con arguments and rebuttals - saves a LOT of time.
Reading the official description is generally nigh unto useless, and in any case it is questionable how even-handed and accurate it is.
But I figure I'll let the Reds spend the considerable time necessary to figure out whether it advances Communism or not, and then vote the opposite way.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 06:52 PM (IMdOQ)
The problem is that you're punishing the voters for being jobbed over by the bureaucrats. The voters didn't shred ballots and print new ones.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2018 06:46 PM (39g3+)
They allowed them to retain office and power. Tough tittiy.
Posted by: literally serious at November 09, 2018 06:52 PM (Xa+bj)
Posted by: wth at November 09, 2018 06:52 PM (HgMAr)
If he wants (and has the votes) he can just refuse to seat the elected Senator and put any conditions he chooses on any replacement (for example, "run an honest election").
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 09, 2018 06:53 PM (vOkuK)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 09, 2018 06:51 PM (vOkuK)
Interesting. I hadn't known that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 06:53 PM (IMdOQ)
Posted by: zombie at November 09, 2018 06:53 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: GWB at November 09, 2018 06:53 PM (4nMNV)
The problem is that you're punishing the voters for being jobbed
over by the bureaucrats. The voters didn't shred ballots and print new
ones.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2018 06:46 PM (39g3+)
The voters voted for the people who are doing those thing. Don't want your vote discarded, don't vote for cheating scum... repeatedly. Snipes has been repeatedly caught doing this and yet they elect her.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 09, 2018 06:53 PM (F/KeJ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2018 06:32 PM (pUDQf)
With emphasis on the fact that she personally disenfranchised a large county over 50% minority.
Every voter disenfranchised an individual count of deprivation of civil rights under color of law. Current turnout in Broward is 712,840 ballots cast. Check back in an hour and there will be more people deprived of the vote.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 09, 2018 06:54 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: literally serious at November 09, 2018 06:54 PM (Xa+bj)
Broward County has 35-million voters?
Bring out your dead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grbSQ6O6kbs
Posted by: Key West Reader at November 09, 2018 06:54 PM (FMgH2)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 09, 2018 06:54 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 09, 2018 06:36 PM (lD3vL)
And the bullets. Don't forget the bullets.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 09, 2018 06:54 PM (59GGI)
Today is a day I just shouldn't be commenting.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 09, 2018 06:54 PM (hjaPQ)
https://twitter.com/Truls_H_/status/1060977009625571329
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 09, 2018 06:54 PM (YNMB/)
accountable by someone, and if a whole district is made null and void,
then the people of that district have motivation to fix the problem."
It's not a new idea. I'm pretty sure Kennedy or LBJ threatened to do just that over civil rights / Jim Crow voting abuses.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 09, 2018 06:54 PM (rnXGe)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 09, 2018 06:51 PM (vOkuK)
No judicial review, you say? Hmmm...
Posted by: Justice John Marshall at November 09, 2018 06:54 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 09, 2018 06:55 PM (lD3vL)
Constitution Article I, Section 5.
I'm pretty familiar with the Constitution, but I'd never stopped to consider that part.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 09, 2018 06:55 PM (vOkuK)
>>Shit like 500 votes counted and only 300 ballots found!
52 ballots, 307 certified as counted
Yes, THAT bad.
Which Morons and 'Ettes have taken over the vote counting?
Fess up!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 09, 2018 06:55 PM (UsCnO)
Or if the corruption is too deep, then we get a respected neutral party -
say, the Swiss - to count the ballots. You know, like in El Salvador
or Burundi. It would be a step up.
Posted by: Skookumchuk at November 09, 2018 06:43 PM (CeJUf)
Jimmy Carter has been looking for something to do.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 09, 2018 06:55 PM (rnXGe)
Posted by: GWB at November 09, 2018 06:53 PM (4nMNV)
LOL... no they wouldn't. They would order the destruction of all ballots marked for Scott or Desantis because conservatives are icky and hatey.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 09, 2018 06:55 PM (F/KeJ)
unto useless, and in any case it is questionable how even-handed and
accurate it is.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 06:52 PM (IMdOQ)
We had constitutional amendments in VA. They printed them as it would be amended in the pamphlets. The language was right there, along with the other dozen paragraphs surrounding it.
Posted by: GWB at November 09, 2018 06:55 PM (4nMNV)
https://twitter.com/Truls_H_/status/1060977009625571329
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 09, 2018 06:54 PM (YNMB/)
Jesus, she looks almost as bad as Hillary at that September 11th memorial thing
Posted by: Justice John Marshall at November 09, 2018 06:56 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: zombie at November 09, 2018 06:53 PM (c+2jX)
How is Nibiru looking?
Posted by: literally serious at November 09, 2018 06:56 PM (Xa+bj)
Prop X: Quieres todo gratis?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 09, 2018 06:55 PM (lD3vL)
Si.
Posted by: Manuel Labor at November 09, 2018 06:56 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 06:56 PM (GBteo)
i used to get a mean carnitas burrito up the way, across from the airport.
Posted by: concrete girl at November 09, 2018 06:56 PM (9ORmh)
You must have voted to raise the gas tax. They had not trouble certifying that election on time, did they?!
Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2018 06:57 PM (g0Lfb)
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 09, 2018 06:57 PM (iIzG7)
Interestingly, you can see quite clearly that there are no sunspots, not a one, and that we're in a Minimum phase.
Posted by: zombie
That can be fixed with a carbon tax.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 09, 2018 06:57 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at November 09, 2018 06:58 PM (CeJUf)
I looked like that after I tried her workout!
Posted by: test-tuber from Politico at November 09, 2018 06:58 PM (jr1mC)
Nope. And that's been backed up by court precedent, apparently.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 09, 2018 06:58 PM (vOkuK)
https://twitter.com/Truls_H_/status/1060977009625571329
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 09, 2018 06:54 PM (YNMB/)
Jesus, she looks almost as bad as Hillary at that September 11th memorial thing
Posted by: Justice John Marshall at November 09, 2018 06:56 PM (GBteo)
The Whole she's up and working today is total BS, I don't think she lasts that long
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 09, 2018 06:58 PM (YNMB/)
The problem is that you're punishing the voters for being jobbed
over by the bureaucrats. The voters didn't shred ballots and print new
ones.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2018 06:46 PM (39g3+)
The voters voted for the people who are doing those thing. Don't want your vote discarded, don't vote for cheating scum... repeatedly. Snipes has been repeatedly caught doing this and yet they elect her.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 09, 2018 06:53 PM (F/KeJ)
I like it, but the problem is that the Reds could game it, and intentionally louse up an election that they figured they would lose.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2018 06:58 PM (aKxkI)
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at November 09, 2018 06:58 PM (w7KSn)
Florida and Broward County election officials cannot find any evidence of any active California wild fires.
All reports of said fires should be deemed "suspicious".
Posted by: MSM at November 09, 2018 06:59 PM (UsCnO)
i used to get a mean carnitas burrito up the way, across from the airport.
Posted by: concrete girl at November 09, 2018 06:56 PM (9ORmh)
..........
right up the street from my office here on Airport Boulevard
Posted by: wth at November 09, 2018 07:00 PM (HgMAr)
-------------------
friggin Monty Python sketch.
Will those of you who are playing in the match this afternoon move your clothes down to the lower peg immediately after lunch? Before you write your letter home if you're not getting your hair cut unless you've got a younger brother who's going out this weekend as the guest of another boy in which case collect his note before lunch, put it in your letter after you've had your haircut and make sure he moves your clothes down onto the lower peg for you.
Then, Vaginal Juices.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 09, 2018 07:00 PM (13CQC)
https://twitter.com/Truls_H_/status/1060977009625571329
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 09, 2018 06:54 PM (YNMB/)
Jesus, she looks almost as bad as Hillary at that September 11th memorial thing
Posted by: Justice John Marshall at November 09, 2018 06:56 PM (GBteo)
The Whole she's up and working today is total BS, I don't think she lasts that long
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 09, 2018 06:58 PM
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Yep total and complete horse$hit. She isn't even coherent let alone working from the pain meds she is on.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 09, 2018 07:00 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: davidt at November 09, 2018 07:00 PM (mU726)
Can FBI grab a few sample lots of ballots from Broward and determine how many people handles them or identify who handled them (even if Person #1, Person #2, etc)?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 09, 2018 06:44 PM (1g7ch)
Um, the FBI crime lab has not exactly covered itself with glory in recent decades.
Posted by: rickl at November 09, 2018 07:01 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2018 07:01 PM (Y9zp1)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/312636/
Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2018 06:38 PM (BXMxN)
--------
I doubt Mueller has much care what McCarthy says about it.
Posted by: MAGA at November 09, 2018 06:50 PM (/8RAd) .
POS McCarthy, has some money behind him.
They are playing commercials to support some bill he wrote. I've never heard such a thing.
It's a name recognition campaign designed to shoe him into minority speaker's job.
Posted by: Cisco Kid at November 09, 2018 07:01 PM (Q4pU/)
*Because of the tactics MLK, the saint, Who Was A Republican You Know, used to employ in Baltimore and other cities. If your business wasn't Down With The Struggle, MLK was going to send goons to protest about how racist you were in the daytime, and windows would be smashed at night. It's all in MLK's writings as collected and edited by his true followers, like Cornel West.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2018 07:01 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: davidt at November 09, 2018 07:00 PM (mU726)
I think Governor Walker should recant his concession and fight this garbage.
Posted by: Marybeth at November 09, 2018 07:02 PM (MEgUr)
Posted by: ElKomandante at November 09, 2018 07:04 PM (kwM4p)
Posted by: FretlessT at November 09, 2018 07:06 PM (uDTP4)
2018: Brenda Snipes "The law? That's cute. Fuck off and die."
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 09, 2018 07:08 PM (rnWIS)
Give her a break, Probably just finished her IronMan training that morning.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 09, 2018 07:09 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 09, 2018 07:09 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 09, 2018 07:12 PM (rnWIS)
Posted by: kraken at November 09, 2018 07:17 PM (ffWPP)
https://twitter.com/Truls_H_/status/1060977009625571329
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 09, 2018 06:54 PM (YNMB/)
Jesus, she looks almost as bad as Hillary at that September 11th memorial thing
Posted by: Justice John Marshall at November 09, 2018 06:56 PM (GBteo)
The Whole she's up and working today is total BS, I don't think she lasts that long
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 09, 2018 06:58 PM (YNMB/)
What's up with the guy wearing the Ghostbusters backpack? Portable re-animator kit?
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf, stranded in SLC at November 09, 2018 07:22 PM (wmtkr)
Posted by: Fox2! at November 09, 2018 07:33 PM (MwFQu)
Period.
End of fucking sentence.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 09, 2018 07:12 PM (rnWIS)
That was majority opinion today at the Community Dog Park.
In Boulder (county) Colorado.
Dead serious.
There are limits, even for local Super Blue Democrats here.
Posted by: jwb7605 at November 09, 2018 08:27 PM (uU9ws)
Posted by: Surfperch at November 09, 2018 06:11 PM (6UvYI)"
There are multiple Democrat districts where the number of votes is > number of people actually living in them.
Posted by: SDN at November 09, 2018 09:03 PM (Xh73e)
Clap the Broward nitwit in irons, frog march her through town and throw her ass in the hoosgow.
Malfeasance and incompetence in office. Enough of this shit.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 09, 2018 09:28 PM (v1fwL)
Posted by: Chicolini at November 10, 2018 05:54 AM (DtQfl)
Posted by: obsidian at November 10, 2018 09:11 AM (7+yqP)
WSBTV are the ones who turned her in since this was actually a very serious crime and they were to Media that was slated to sell that Ad time.These people mean to win, by what ever means necessary.
Posted by: obsidian at November 10, 2018 09:17 AM (7+yqP)
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