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Mid-Morning Open Thread
Frederic Remington
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at November 09, 2018 09:29 AM (0NAbP)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 09, 2018 09:30 AM (Wm2eg)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2018 09:31 AM (mpXpK)
My nood sense was tingling, and turns out it was right. My mere presence once again summoned a new thread from the ether.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at November 09, 2018 09:31 AM (0NAbP)
Posted by: Sponge at November 09, 2018 09:32 AM (F4u7C)
Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2018 09:32 AM (weV3+)
Posted by: Sponge at November 09, 2018 09:32 AM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Archer at November 09, 2018 09:33 AM (gmo/4)
Because those numbers are changing, too, right?
Right?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at November 09, 2018 09:33 AM (0NAbP)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 09:33 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: The Pony at November 09, 2018 09:33 AM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Sponge at November 09, 2018 09:33 AM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Sponge at November 09, 2018 09:32 AM (F4u7C)
Wealthy fags, in particular.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 09:33 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 09, 2018 09:33 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at November 09, 2018 09:33 AM (hSQF+)
Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2018 09:33 AM (weV3+)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 09, 2018 09:34 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Sponge at November 09, 2018 09:34 AM (F4u7C)
Posted by: illiniwek at November 09, 2018 09:34 AM (Cus5s)
...FL State Police seize ballots in Broward and Palm Beach county.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 09, 2018 09:34 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: mikeyG at November 09, 2018 09:34 AM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Sponge at November 09, 2018 09:34 AM (F4u7C)
We didn't keep it very long.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 09:34 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at November 09, 2018 09:33 AM (hSQF+)
Hoof in Mouth.
Posted by: Sponge at November 09, 2018 09:34 AM (F4u7C)
Posted by: dantesed at November 09, 2018 09:34 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2018 09:34 AM (Y9zp1)
Why are there recounts in Florida?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Creator of the Nood alert at November 09, 2018 09:34 AM (AVPWa)
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 09, 2018 09:34 AM (TUU1F)
...FL State Police seize ballots in Broward and Palm Beach county.
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This is good news. I'm sure CNN will frame this as a Coup by evil white people.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 09, 2018 09:35 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at November 09, 2018 09:35 AM (0NAbP)
"...and then we cut their heads off and use them for Polo balls! What do you boys think, are you in?"
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2018 09:35 AM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 09:34 AM (NWiLs)
One thing the election of Donald Trump did was unveil just exactly how fucked up and corrupt our government is and how fucked we all really are.
Posted by: Sponge at November 09, 2018 09:35 AM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 09, 2018 09:35 AM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at November 09, 2018 09:35 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2018 09:35 AM (cmCFc)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 09, 2018 09:36 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at November 09, 2018 09:33 AM (hSQF+)
....
Meh, it's a quarterhorse.
They don't look like those roided up thoroughbreds.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 09, 2018 09:36 AM (Wm2eg)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Creator of the Nood alert at November 09, 2018 09:36 AM (AVPWa)
Posted by: mikeyG at November 09, 2018 09:36 AM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
We had that 155 years ago.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 09, 2018 09:36 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 09, 2018 09:36 AM (TUU1F)
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2018 09:35 AM (cmCFc)
You were supposed to fire UP.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 09:36 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2018 09:37 AM (cmCFc)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 09:34 AM (NWiLs)
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Did we even make it ten years?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at November 09, 2018 09:37 AM (0NAbP)
Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2018 09:37 AM (lK7fO)
You were supposed to fire UP.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 09:36 AM (NWiLs)
I went on a blind date once. She showed up and was pregnant. I told her the next time her and her boyfriend fight, he should knock you DOWN.
Posted by: Rodney Dangerfield at November 09, 2018 09:37 AM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at November 09, 2018 09:38 AM (0NAbP)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 09, 2018 09:38 AM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2018 09:38 AM (dNzKv)
Whoever FOUND the "lost" ballots needs to be investigated.
I want names. Who FOUND the ballots?
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Well someone will have a memory recovered to explain this. Memories are deeply implanted and require great skill to divine them. We really don't know what we know. I know this cuz I saw it on TeeVee so it must be true. Am I RIght?
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 09, 2018 09:38 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 09, 2018 09:38 AM (A6Xv7)
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 09, 2018 09:38 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at November 09, 2018 09:39 AM (0NAbP)
Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2018 09:39 AM (weV3+)
Posted by: Polo Fag at November 09, 2018 09:39 AM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 09, 2018 09:39 AM (Fz8ov)
Posted by: illiniwek at November 09, 2018 09:39 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at November 09, 2018 09:39 AM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Creator of the Nood alert at November 09, 2018 09:36 AM (AVPWa)
More importantly, who LOST them in the first place?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 09, 2018 09:39 AM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 09, 2018 09:38 AM (2LelM)
How does Ballsy Ford fit into all this?
Posted by: Sponge at November 09, 2018 09:40 AM (F4u7C)
I like this painting.
I've become enamored with horse training video on youtube. Fascinating to watch.
Unfortunately, after the disappointing election results, I went through a paroxysm of deleting online accounts, search histories, and clearing browser cache, in an attempt to lower my online visibility.
Now I have to rebuild my youtube history all over again.
Oh, I also lost the url for the Ace of Spade's HQ Blog list of approved smilies. Smiley.mu.nu isn't correct.
Could someone help a poor manic/depressive out with the right url?
Posted by: Ned Bixler at November 09, 2018 09:40 AM (hrcfq)
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Well heck, that's going to put him at about 100% "for" in my book.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at November 09, 2018 09:40 AM (0NAbP)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2018 09:40 AM (dNzKv)
'You do have some Grey Poupon, don't you?'
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2018 09:40 AM (cmCFc)
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2018 09:41 AM (cmCFc)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 09, 2018 09:41 AM (jjaLl)
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Umm, the same party attempted to rig an election and then launch a coup. Finding ballots seem like a misdemeanor infraction.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 09, 2018 09:41 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 09, 2018 09:41 AM (vO5+Y)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 09, 2018 09:39 AM (Fz8ov)
Look at the stances, too. Cowboys relaxed, at leisure on their feet. Used to being standing all day.
Toff is there with knees locked, shoulders back. Not a man accustomed to being on his feet for long periods of time.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 09, 2018 09:41 AM (BRvh1)
I was guessing Quarter-horse. I wonder if they'd be any good for polo. I guess one trained for cutting cattle would have the necessary ability to change direction quickly.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 09, 2018 09:41 AM (uquGJ)
Posted by: Ed Norton at November 09, 2018 09:41 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 09, 2018 09:42 AM (QLvwG)
Polo Pony - a limerick
I bought a polo pony for my daughter
Though I paid a little more than I had oughter
I had but one suggestion
And the most important question
Is "How long can the little horse tread water?"
Posted by: Muldoon at November 09, 2018 09:42 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 09, 2018 09:42 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Creator of the Nood alert at November 09, 2018 09:42 AM (AVPWa)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 09, 2018 09:42 AM (KUaJL)
Think of it as a recruiting poster. Join us, and we'll fight for you, too! An offer the GOP will not match, by the way...
Posted by: Dems 2018 at November 09, 2018 09:42 AM (98WNR)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 09, 2018 09:42 AM (A6Xv7)
She kept looking at Jason Chaffetz trying to get him to say something in agreement, he simply refused to respond.
Posted by: Jen the original at November 09, 2018 09:43 AM (jCCZJ)
Posted by: illiniwek at November 09, 2018 09:43 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2018 09:43 AM (cmCFc)
Definitely not an Amish Plow Horse.
Those critters look like body builders on steroids.
Posted by: Ned Bixler at November 09, 2018 09:43 AM (hrcfq)
Let me repeat:
These Are Counterfeit Ballots.
No ballots were lost.
So whoever found the ballots is In On It.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Creator of the Nood alert at November 09, 2018 09:43 AM (AVPWa)
274 It's nice that Trump and Scott are ordering investigations and suing and shit. But this is reacting to a problem, not preparing for the problem. Scott should have sued to remove that corrupt bitch 6 months ago. And should have sent an army of poll watchers to Broward Co. And the law says the numbers need to be submitted 30 minutes after polls close. At 31 minutes he should have filed suit.
He basically gave them 2 full days to do whatever the fuck they want behind closed doors. And I can't for the life of me understand why.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 09, 2018 08:56 AM (6nRrz)
This x 1000.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 09, 2018 09:44 AM (59GGI)
Posted by: Kreplach at November 09, 2018 09:44 AM (qxq6t)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 09, 2018 09:44 AM (/qEW2)
How do we ever overcome that?
Though it is not all doom and gloom, we do have Trump and the supreme court narrowly....It just feels like we are on a razors edge every damn day.
If they succeed in stealing these senate seats, then basically romney, murkoski, and Collins get to decide who is on the supreme court. Swell huh?
Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at November 09, 2018 09:44 AM (trMj1)
For all the joking, polo is a damn hard, dangerous sport.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 09, 2018 09:41 AM (vO5+Y)
For rich fags.
Posted by: Sponge at November 09, 2018 09:44 AM (F4u7C)
Western horses generally are. I suppose it's the relative lack of forage that selected for smaller size.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 09, 2018 09:44 AM (uquGJ)
Posted by: DREAMERS at November 09, 2018 09:44 AM (lu6wD)
Posted by: WEEN at November 09, 2018 09:44 AM (cmCFc)
Posted by: IP at November 09, 2018 09:44 AM (dM3St)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 09, 2018 09:42 AM
Thank you, thank you my Brother.
Thank you.
Posted by: Ned Bixler at November 09, 2018 09:44 AM (hrcfq)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at November 09, 2018 09:45 AM (0ccGl)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 09, 2018 09:42 AM (A6Xv7)
Boy, it's a shame that guy doesn't have a bunch of assets you could go after in civil court after you file charges for criminal discrimination....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 09, 2018 09:45 AM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 09, 2018 09:45 AM (AM1GF)
Chap #2 - Well, I don't know, he don't look so good.
Chap #1 - Nah, he looks fine. I'll give you a hundred bucks.
Chap #2 - Okay, if you insist
*****
Two days later:
Chap #1 - Hey, that horse you sold me was a gyp. As soon as we rode out of here he walked straight into a wall and knocked me out of the saddle. I think he may be blind.
Chap #2 - I told you mister. He don't look so good.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 09, 2018 09:45 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Budweiser Clydesdales at November 09, 2018 09:45 AM (QLvwG)
Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2018 09:46 AM (C78No)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 09, 2018 09:46 AM (AM1GF)
"... then we cut their balls off and sell'em to the whore house. The horses? Ya, we can cut their balls off too..."
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2018 09:46 AM (UFLLM)
How do we ever overcome that?
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Historically, war.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at November 09, 2018 09:46 AM (lu6wD)
Well, someone explain to me the giddy joy with which Dagan McDowell, on
FBN this morning, was celebrating the passage of legalization of
recreational marijuana in Michigan, with the additional comments that
with a new AG, it might be possible to decriminalize marijuana
nationwide?
She kept looking at Jason Chaffetz trying to get him to say something in agreement, he simply refused to respond.
Posted by: Jen the original at November 09, 2018 09:43 AM (jCCZJ)
Huge fortunes have been made in pot stocks the past few years. Like 10,000% or more gains. Most are blatant scams but that's never stopped the touts on TV.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 09, 2018 09:46 AM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2018 09:46 AM (jLBUC)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 09, 2018 09:42 AM (A6Xv7)
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It's pretty disturbing to realize that Facebook runs businesses now, and that they do it with no official power in the business at all.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at November 09, 2018 09:47 AM (0NAbP)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 09, 2018 09:47 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 09, 2018 09:41 AM (vO5+Y)
For rich fags.
Posted by: Sponge at November 09, 2018 09:44 AM (F4u7C)
Steeplechase, boxing, fencing... toffs like to have dangerous sports, because otherwise their lives would have no danger in it.
Cattlemen and coal miners don't want to be risking their lives extraneously after a long day's work at not dying on the job.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 09, 2018 09:47 AM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Dems 2018 at November 09, 2018 09:47 AM (C78No)
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2018 09:48 AM (cmCFc)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 09, 2018 09:46 AM (AM1GF)
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I want the elephant one. I could certainly abuse the heck out of that.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at November 09, 2018 09:48 AM (0NAbP)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 09, 2018 09:48 AM (lGrs1)
Posted by: Ralph Kramden at November 09, 2018 09:48 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Amy Schumer forgot how the joke goes at November 09, 2018 09:48 AM (BRvh1)
Polo - Snooty and Gay
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Posted by: Under Fire at November 09, 2018 09:49 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2018 09:49 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 09, 2018 09:49 AM (IqOTP)
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2018 09:48 AM (cmCFc)
What about his fadder?
Posted by: Brooklyn Guy at November 09, 2018 09:50 AM (QLvwG)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yb7ajar7
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Dadgum it.
I have no need to "upgrade" my ratty old P95, but I bet this would be a great truck gun.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at November 09, 2018 09:50 AM (0NAbP)
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 09, 2018 09:50 AM (59GGI)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 09, 2018 09:50 AM (5aX2M)
Washington sure is a fucked up place.
Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at November 09, 2018 09:50 AM (trMj1)
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Well, someone explain to me the giddy joy with which Dagan McDowell, on
FBN this morning, was celebrating the passage of legalization of
recreational marijuana in Michigan, with the additional comments that
with a new AG, it might be possible to decriminalize marijuana
nationwide?
She kept looking at Jason Chaffetz trying to get him to say something in agreement, he simply refused to respond.
Posted by: Jen the original at November 09, 2018 09:43 AM (jCCZJ)
There are many more pressing needs than sparking a blunt on the weekends.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 09, 2018 09:50 AM (q1VoB)
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2018 09:48 AM (cmCFc)
What about his fadder?
Posted by: Brooklyn Guy at November 09, 2018 09:50 AM (QLvwG)
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Old and grey.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at November 09, 2018 09:51 AM (0NAbP)
If there are "latter day" saints, are there also "futuristic" saints?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Creator of the Nood alert at November 09, 2018 09:51 AM (AVPWa)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at November 09, 2018 09:50 AM (0NAbP)
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My first pistol as a kid was a P95DC.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 09, 2018 09:52 AM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 09, 2018 09:50 AM (5aX2M)
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They're not going D. Trump will stop this insanity.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at November 09, 2018 09:52 AM (lu6wD)
Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2018 09:52 AM (weV3+)
I also think he is very jealous of his wife's success. A small man.
Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2018 09:52 AM (jLBUC)
Posted by: dananjcon at November 09, 2018 09:52 AM (xqfqx)
Yep, a rock-solid advantage.
Posted by: Romney, Murkowski, and Collins at November 09, 2018 09:52 AM (NpvYf)
Look at ME like that.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2018 09:52 AM (lyBUc)
Not to mention the Dem gov candidate pounded the Rep gov candidate, Bill Schuette, who was the current AG, and who sued to stop Obama Care from requiring Medicaid expansion. Whitmer constant ads were about how Schuette wanted to "take away health care for 500,000 Michigan working families provided by the Medicaid expansion".
Add in Trumka and there you have it. A state that was almost six feet under when governed by Jennifer Granholm, was dug out and put on an upward trajectory by a business oriented republican, is now back to a Dem female governor who wants to increase taxes on individuals so seniors can pay no taxes, wants free community college for all, and an AG who will certainly fight any community that doesn't want a madrassa built in the middle of it.
Posted by: Jen the original at November 09, 2018 09:53 AM (jCCZJ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 09, 2018 09:52 AM (5aX2M)
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I think mine was $180 or so back in the 90s. Big, ugly, and looks like crap, and it outshoots everything else in my safe.
I love taking it out with my friends when they bring their $1000+ pieces.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at November 09, 2018 09:53 AM (0NAbP)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 09, 2018 09:46 AM (AM1GF)
That would be & #128674 (remove space).
🚢
Posted by: Surfperch at November 09, 2018 09:53 AM (6UvYI)
This will be the second marriage for Ms. Ryan, previously married to Dennis Quaid, and Mr. "Cougar" Mellencamp's third.
Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin have celebrated their relationship (reportedly marriage) by getting coordination tattoos.
Sadly, no news today regarding perennial Horde favorite Anne Jacqueline Hathaway.
Posted by: Moron News Service, Book Review, and Timing Association at November 09, 2018 09:53 AM (ctuyM)
Look at ME like that.
Critically examine the angles of your shoulder blades and ankles.
Posted by: Grey Fox at November 09, 2018 09:54 AM (bZ7mE)
Also, the painting is good. I am partially colorblind, but the coloring seems great.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 09, 2018 09:54 AM (wGbBR)
Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2018 09:54 AM (NAs56)
As for Arizona, who the heck knows. There's anywhere from 500k to zero votes left to be manufact... I mean "counted" by the Democrat hacks in Maricopa county and I cannot see this one not ending-up in court either way. Again, nice job on this one GOPe, NRSC and RNC. Pats on the back all around.
But if you want to know what's really going on there all you need to know is that roughly 100k people who voted, more or less, straight GOP for all other statewide races decided that Rep. MethLabOfDemocracy was a better choice than McSally. I'll just leave that here for us to chew on.
Posted by: DocJ at November 09, 2018 09:55 AM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2018 09:55 AM (KHhgg)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 09, 2018 09:55 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Grey Fox at November 09, 2018 09:55 AM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2018 09:56 AM (NAs56)
🚢 ⛴
Posted by: Moron News Service, Book Review, and Timing Association at November 09, 2018 09:56 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2018 09:56 AM (NAs56)
Posted by: Bob the Bilderber's phone at November 09, 2018 09:56 AM (EONpV)
Posted by: TickledPink at November 09, 2018 09:56 AM (0q16B)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 09, 2018 09:56 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 09, 2018 09:57 AM (KP5rU)
Also, the painting is good. I am partially colorblind, but the coloring seems great.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 09, 2018 09:54 AM (wGbBR)
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Regarding AZ: Supposedly, this isn't unusual for them. They really do take a week to count votes. On election night in 2016 Trump was down slightly, a week later, he wound up winning by a few percentage points. That's why McSally hasn't sued yet.
Posted by: Jackal at November 09, 2018 09:57 AM (vBp5w)
Look at ME like that.
Also, if you want to post pics I'd be glad to put my boots on before looking at them...
Posted by: Grey Fox at November 09, 2018 09:57 AM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at November 09, 2018 09:57 AM (0NAbP)
know is that roughly 100k people who voted, more or less, straight GOP
for all other statewide races decided that Rep. MethLabOfDemocracy was a
better choice than McSally. I'll just leave that here for us to chew
on.
17% more for Ducey.
Time to jail asses.
Posted by: mikeyG at November 09, 2018 09:57 AM (LL1Be)
Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2018 09:57 AM (weV3+)
Posted by: Kreplach at November 09, 2018 09:58 AM (qxq6t)
Look at ME like that.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2018 09:52 AM (lyBUc)
Got boobs? I'll look.
Posted by: Sponge at November 09, 2018 09:58 AM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at November 09, 2018 09:52 AM (lu6wD)
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It'll have to be him... the GOP in these states is just playing their role. The kayfabe only works when the face puts up a "fight" for the heel. Trump will as always have to handle the problem alone, and if he can't, they go Dem. So I'll count on that happening, while hoping PDT can pull another rabbit out of a MAGA hat.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 09, 2018 09:58 AM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at November 09, 2018 09:58 AM (0NAbP)
Could the journalists move a little closer to the blades?
I got distracted and didn't get whom he described as a sick puppy.
Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2018 09:58 AM (jLBUC)
What are you guys looking at this site with?
Posted by: mikeyG at November 09, 2018 09:59 AM (LL1Be)
Posted by: DocJ at November 09, 2018 09:55 AM (NYS7S)
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Fruits of a nasty primary. It happened here in LA during the gubnatorial election last time.
Posted by: Jackal at November 09, 2018 09:59 AM (vBp5w)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 09, 2018 09:59 AM (KP5rU)
Refuse to seat the illegitimate senators, or even arrest them and let the chips fall.
Enough is enough.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at November 09, 2018 09:59 AM (lu6wD)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 09, 2018 09:59 AM (0O7c5)
.... would have been an opportune moment to create mischief with the vote totals.
Glance and look away. Glance and look away. Like the sun.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 09, 2018 09:59 AM (QLvwG)
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Are you wearing a saddle right now?
Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2018 09:56 AM
Have you asked your bugler to sound Boots & Saddles?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 09, 2018 09:59 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Bob the Bilderber's phone at November 09, 2018 09:59 AM (EONpV)
"i'll never forgive him for what he did to our United States Military"
"i'll never forgive him for what he did in many other ways, which I''ll talk to you about in the future"
"What he did to our military made this country unsafe for our country for you and you and you."
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 09, 2018 09:59 AM (+om3e)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at November 09, 2018 10:00 AM (0NAbP)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 09, 2018 10:01 AM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Max Power at November 09, 2018 10:01 AM (QCc6B)
It wouldn't surprise me if Murkowski and Collins were rooting for the Dems in AZ and FL. Divas gotta diva.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 09, 2018 10:01 AM (vO5+Y)
That's how a man deals with children.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 09, 2018 10:01 AM (qxq6t)
Posted by: DocJ at November 09, 2018 09:55 AM (NYS7S)
That indicates to me that something is fishy. Just like if you compare the Cruz and Abbott votes. No one votes for Abbott and Beto. Unless they were dropped on their head as a baby.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 09, 2018 10:01 AM (A6Xv7)
I think a lot more people need to tell that to the media.
Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2018 10:02 AM (jLBUC)
=====
I would look higher up the food chain, like WH
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 09, 2018 10:02 AM (+om3e)
Posted by: Max Power at November 09, 2018 10:01 AM (QCc6B)
Wasn't there a group already doing that and they got banned from YouTube?
Posted by: Sponge at November 09, 2018 10:02 AM (F4u7C)
Are you wearing a saddle right now?
Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2018 09:56 AM (NAs56)
I've got the hoss and she's got the saddle,
We're gonna ride, ride, ride.
Posted by: Zombie Conway Twitty at November 09, 2018 10:02 AM (QLvwG)
See Trump's Twatter account for link.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 09, 2018 10:02 AM (vOkuK)
Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2018 10:02 AM (weV3+)
Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2018 10:02 AM (BXMxN)
Posted by: DocJ at November 09, 2018 09:55 AM (NYS7S)
Why it's almost as if the voting machines were hacked and the algorithms tampered with.
Posted by: literally serious at November 09, 2018 10:02 AM (heOND)
@RealDonaldTrump 9m
Video attached
Posted by: Under Fire at November 09, 2018 10:03 AM (r9UYA)
It indicates to me that McSally ran a crap campaign, but since I'm like 2500-miles away I can't obviously say.
Posted by: DocJ at November 09, 2018 10:03 AM (NYS7S)
52 gives them, along with Romney, power over the GOP.
Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2018 10:03 AM (g0Lfb)
Refuse to seat the illegitimate senators, or even arrest them and let the chips fall.
Enough is enough.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at November 09, 2018 09:59 AM (lu6wD)
________
I'll quote myself to add this. I would rather be ruled by a peaceful Trump-tyrant than democraticly ruled by these unhinged murders on the left and their Antifa Red Guard Revolutionary Army.
I'd prefer a sane and reasonable republic, but that doesn't appear to be on the table.
I pray I'm wrong. I pray a lot.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at November 09, 2018 10:03 AM (lu6wD)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 09, 2018 10:01 AM
Following the boomer policy of look, but don't touch, eh?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 09, 2018 10:04 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: DocJ at November 09, 2018 09:55 AM (NYS7S)
That indicates to me that something is fishy. Just like if you compare the Cruz and Abbott votes. No one votes for Abbott and Beto. Unless they were dropped on their head as a baby.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 09, 2018 10:01 AM (A6Xv7)
Why it's almost as if the voting machines were hacked and the algorithms tampered with.
Posted by: literally serious at November 09, 2018 10:04 AM (heOND)
Posted by: Max Power at November 09, 2018 10:04 AM (QCc6B)
It occurred to me long ago that once the protest has started, anyone with a black hoody and facemask could go into the crowd and quietly start picking pockets, and after it starts breaking up a team could start isolating and mugging individual antifa in back alleys.
Or you could just spread rumor that that was happening in antifa circles and hope for infighting.
Posted by: Grey Fox at November 09, 2018 10:04 AM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: Sponge at November 09, 2018 09:32 AM (F4u7C)
And Paolo's for their wives, right?
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 09, 2018 10:05 AM (59GGI)
Look at ME like that.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2018 09:52 AM (lyBUc)
---
How do you look in a saddle?
Posted by: BluesFish at November 09, 2018 10:05 AM (WQZ1O)
Posted by: Paladin at November 09, 2018 10:05 AM (bUPLZ)
Election laws are there for the Republicans to follow. All Democrats have to say is, "All votes must be counted." Once they get into the lead, that's it: they then the laws must be followed.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 09, 2018 10:06 AM (vO5+Y)
But they're The Professionals, remember. We're just dumb-ass deplorables.
Posted by: DocJ at November 09, 2018 10:06 AM (NYS7S)
Posted by: JT at November 09, 2018 10:06 AM (6r9jB)
-- traditional French cavalry toast
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 09, 2018 10:06 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Max Power at November 09, 2018 10:04 AM (QCc6B)
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I'm fairly certain the No Reasonable Prosecutor Clause of the Constitution protects us from the sort of rampant lawlessness you're calling for, sir.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at November 09, 2018 10:07 AM (0NAbP)
Posted by: Fritz at November 09, 2018 10:07 AM (2Mnv1)
the next pile of shit uptalks to me gets throat punched. no excuse for talking like a tard with your shit all fucked up.
Posted by: chavez the hugo
*fistbump*
Posted by: Under Fire at November 09, 2018 10:07 AM (r9UYA)
Look at ME like that.
nurse ratched at November 09, 2018 09:52 AM (lyBUc)
................
Wear spandex. Nothing but spandex.
Posted by: Smaug, womyn's fashion sense at November 09, 2018 10:07 AM (QWGds)
I think they are wrong, a lot more votes are being made in Florida and Arizona. It's already been pointed out by other people, if more votes are being found why are they not affecting other races, only the ones Dems need to win. What about the House and gubernatorial votes, are they being affected? And if not, why not?
Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2018 10:07 AM (jLBUC)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWN65nAkk20
1967, The Hombres. Let It All Hang Out.
First heard this on a transistor radio when just a teenager.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 09, 2018 10:08 AM (tSXzq)
It's great for a avoiding a crazy-fest in downtown Baltimore.
And for the record, I disavow and denounce all violence as well as Led Zeppelin's Stairway to Heaven. It's overrated and boring.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at November 09, 2018 10:08 AM (lu6wD)
Look at ME like that.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2018 09:52 AM (lyBUc)
Sexually frustrated, are we?
Posted by: literally serious at November 09, 2018 10:08 AM (heOND)
Posted by: mikeyG at November 09, 2018 10:08 AM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2018 10:09 AM (jLBUC)
I think they are wrong, a lot more votes are being made in Florida and Arizona. It's already been pointed out by other people, if more votes are being found why are they not affecting other races, only the ones Dems need to win. What about the House and gubernatorial votes, are they being affected? And if not, why not?
Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2018 10:07 AM (jLBUC)
+++++++++++++
Donald Trump was right: manufacturing jobs have returned to America. Just like they do every two years.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 10:09 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Smaug, womyn's fashion sense at November 09, 2018 10:07 AM (QWGds)
Corrected for accuracy.
Posted by: Sponge at November 09, 2018 10:09 AM (F4u7C)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 09, 2018 10:09 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 09, 2018 10:04 AM (ctuyM)
LOL.... just waiting for the flash traffic announcement....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 09, 2018 10:09 AM (jjaLl)
I think they are wrong, a lot more votes are being made in Florida and Arizona. It's already been pointed out by other people, if more votes are being found why are they not affecting other races, only the ones Dems need to win. What about the House and gubernatorial votes, are they being affected? And if not, why not?
Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2018 10:07 AM (jLBUC)
What if I told you that this was planned and being executed as a provocation to get MAGA to respond with force and violence.... Would you believe me?
Posted by: literally serious at November 09, 2018 10:10 AM (heOND)
Do I understand correctly that one could mark a straight ticket, and yet also make a mark in a particular category, such as senator, for the opposite party and that one mark would override the straight ticket mark?
Posted by: Ned Bixler at November 09, 2018 10:10 AM (hrcfq)
Look at ME like that.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2018 09:52 AM (lyBUc)
Carry a tray of sammiches.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 09, 2018 10:10 AM (A6Xv7)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2018 10:10 AM (HaL55)
Look at ME like that.
*******
Wear a tutu and stand in the middle of the Frying Pan River.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 09, 2018 10:11 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Sponge at November 09, 2018 09:32 AM (F4u7C)
Wealthy fags, in particular.
My father in law played polo with the Hollywood elites back before WWII. Wife has a few photos. He was no fag, an asshole! But no fag. Not rich either. He was the ringer for the group, because he could ride.
Posted by: Paladin at November 09, 2018 10:11 AM (bUPLZ)
Posted by: The Walking Dude at November 09, 2018 10:11 AM (cCxiu)
Posted by: Paolo at November 09, 2018 10:12 AM (w1aEd)
Posted by: Anderson Pooper at November 09, 2018 10:12 AM (mN40J)
Posted by: Jim H at November 09, 2018 10:12 AM (4mIHO)
Can't it be shown that any time these votes are "found" that someone was guilty of at the very least negligence in their duty as an election official?
How many instances do we see additional votes being "found" after the fact in districts that don't have an active recount?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 09, 2018 10:12 AM (KUaJL)
Between now and the end of the year - sales - would be an excellent time for you without the four legged stool of freedom - a handgun, centerfire rifle, shotgun, and rimfire being the seat and 4 legs of the stool - to get this.
Arguments about action type, caliber, etc. are ballistic masterbation until you have a core battery, ammo, training.
Any gun will do if you will do.
Rule 1 is Have A Gun.
With training and experience you can fine tune later. If it's not too late.
Have A Gun. NOW.
Posted by: Some Dude at November 09, 2018 10:13 AM (He1EV)
Posted by: Amon Carter at November 09, 2018 10:13 AM (yODqO)
And no food or water, and if you have to go to the bathroom, do it on the Mexican side; this ain't San Francisco !
Posted by: JT at November 09, 2018 10:13 AM (6r9jB)
straight ticket, and yet also make a mark in a particular category, such
as senator, for the opposite party and that one mark would override the
straight ticket mark?
Posted by: Ned Bixler at November 09, 2018 10:10 AM (hrcfq)
On our electronic e-slates, yes.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 09, 2018 10:13 AM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 09, 2018 10:13 AM (A6Xv7)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 09, 2018 10:14 AM (tSXzq)
Later, they will retire to the salon for a snifter of sarsaparilla.
Posted by: Brony at November 09, 2018 10:14 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: illiniwek at November 09, 2018 10:14 AM (Cus5s)
And no food or water, and if you have to go to the bathroom, do it on the Mexican side; this ain't San Francisco !
Posted by: JT at November 09, 2018 10:13 AM (6r9jB)
And no gum chewing in line. We're very strict about that.
Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at November 09, 2018 10:15 AM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 09, 2018 10:15 AM (A6Xv7)
Dear girl here is my answer, whoever bankrolled your run can find and fund your apartment.
Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2018 10:16 AM (jLBUC)
Posted by: Hedley Lamarr
THIS is why I come here. LOL !
Posted by: JT at November 09, 2018 10:17 AM (6r9jB)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2018 10:17 AM (OLCnA)
Dear girl here is my answer, whoever bankrolled your run can find and fund your apartment.
Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2018 10:16 AM (jLBUC)
______
The Paolo offers to pitch a tent, which she may lie underneath. Vigorously.
Posted by: The Paolo at November 09, 2018 10:17 AM (lu6wD)
1) Paper ballots. Period. You can count them electronically, but they're cast physically.
2) In-person voting unless you have a damn good reason you can't (actively deployed, physically unable/housebound, etc.)
3) Ink-stained fingers to prevent duplicate voting
4) Strict chain of custody with ruinous liability
5) Inherently fraud-preventing reporting methods (for example, counties must certify and release their vote totals in descending order by population)
6) Cross-verification of vote totals (say, county and state officials, state and fed officials, etc.)
This isn't that damn hard. It isn't that fair elections are impossible - it is that they are undesired.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 10:17 AM (I2dne)
So they're still creating Dim votes in Coward County? I still don't understand why all those corruptocrats whose provable negligence led to the Parkland massacre aren't in jail right now.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2018 10:17 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 09, 2018 10:18 AM (XXadE)
She's already spread as wide as she can, opened the brown starfish and gone 3-way... how about donkeys?
Posted by: Jimmy Carter's Rabbit at November 09, 2018 10:18 AM (3Im+A)
Posted by: Jim "Hai Karate!" Acosta, Mixed Martial Arts Champion, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Agenda Division at November 09, 2018 10:18 AM (Ndje9)
illiniwek at November 09, 2018 10:14 AM (Cus5s)
.............
Nawp
Posted by: Smaug at November 09, 2018 10:18 AM (QWGds)
Dear girl here is my answer, whoever bankrolled your run can find and fund your apartment.
Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2018 10:16 AM (jLBUC)
++++++++++
I am sure the same tightness-of-throat that got her that economics degree can help here with her economics practicum.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 10:18 AM (I2dne)
Did you guys hear Trump talking about Obama a few minutes ago? He started off responding to a reporter saying something about Michelle Obama, and I guess she must have bad-mouthed him somehow, saying something about safety. He said I guess she has a book out, and they pay you a lot of money, and "they always insist that you come up with controversial." Then the fireworks started:
"Well I'll give you a little controversy back: I'll never forgive him for what he did to our United States military. By not funding it properly, it was DEPLETED. Everything was OLD and tired, and I came in and I had to FIX it, and I'm in the process of spending tremendous amounts of money. So I'll never forgive him for what he did to OUR military. I'll never forgive him for what he did in many other ways, which I'll talk you about in the future."
"But what he did [interrupted] ... because you talked about safety [interrupted] ... what he did to our military made this country very unsafe for YOU .. and YOU ... and YOU ... [pointing to people there]"
Ouch!
Posted by: Optimizer at November 09, 2018 10:18 AM (hOOi9)
Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2018 10:18 AM (BXMxN)
If Sessions had only cleaned out the DOJ - a job from which he had NOT recused himself - we could be hitting them where it hurts. I'm hoping McConnell decides to investigate. Not confidently, but hoping anyway.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 09, 2018 10:19 AM (59GGI)
late January next year. She wonders how she is to get an apartment in
DC.
Her stupid journey on the How Life Actually Works highway has been, frankly, entertaining.
Princess just can't wait for her coronation!! Hilarious.
Apologies NY morons.
Posted by: mikeyG at November 09, 2018 10:19 AM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 09, 2018 10:19 AM (AM1GF)
Aw! Alexandria Google Eyes is lamenting that she won't get paid until
late January next year. She wonders how she is to get an apartment in
DC.
There's always the pole or the corner.
Posted by: Under Fire at November 09, 2018 10:19 AM (r9UYA)
Dear girl here is my answer, whoever bankrolled your run can find and fund your apartment.
Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2018 10:16 AM (jLBUC)
Learn to suck dick. And keep the teeth out of the way.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 10:20 AM (NWiLs)
Dear girl here is my answer, whoever bankrolled your run can find and fund your apartment.
Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2018 10:16 AM (jLBUC)
++++++++++
I am sure the same tightness-of-throat that got her that economics degree can help here with her economics practicum.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 10:18 AM (I2dne)
_________
I've got communial bed she can occupy.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner - Big Sausage Pizza Deliveryman at November 09, 2018 10:20 AM (lu6wD)
Did you guys hear Trump talking about Obama a few minutes ago? He started off responding to a reporter saying something about Michelle Obama, and I guess she must have bad-mouthed him somehow, saying something about safety. He said I guess she has a book out, and they pay you a lot of money, and "they always insist that you come up with controversial." Then the fireworks started:
"Well I'll give you a little controversy back: I'll never forgive him for what he did to our United States military. By not funding it properly, it was DEPLETED. Everything was OLD and tired, and I came in and I had to FIX it, and I'm in the process of spending tremendous amounts of money. So I'll never forgive him for what he did to OUR military. I'll never forgive him for what he did in many other ways, which I'll talk you about in the future."
"But what he did [interrupted] ... because you talked about safety [interrupted] ... what he did to our military made this country very unsafe for YOU .. and YOU ... and YOU ... [pointing to people there]"
Ouch!
Posted by: Optimizer at November 09, 2018 10:18 AM (hOOi9)
i love DJT..... and for those who are still #nevertrump..... may you be eternally mocked and shamed......
Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 09, 2018 10:20 AM (0O7c5)
Do other horses let polo ponies play in their horsey games?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 09, 2018 10:20 AM (PtOP4)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 09, 2018 10:21 AM (A6Xv7)
Scratches.
Looks around.
Da! Comrade! Am having sudden urge to pee on some Amerikanski ballots? Instruct spies to be bringing some from dis place...Floridka. Da!
Sigh...goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 09, 2018 10:21 AM (0tfLf)
Dear girl here is my answer, whoever bankrolled your run can find and fund your apartment.
Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2018 10:16 AM (jLBUC)
Learn to suck dick. And keep the teeth out of the way.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 10:20 AM (NWiLs)
___________
It's harder than it looks. And I had in the shower training.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner - Prison Sex Expert at November 09, 2018 10:21 AM (lu6wD)
Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2018 09:57 AM (weV3+)"
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He has been like that for almost a year now. I really think he is pushing her away.
Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2018 10:21 AM (jLBUC)
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 09, 2018 09:42 AM (QLvwG)
It not only reads Aristophanes
It emits delightful cacophonies
But to no avail
Since it wasn't for sale
To an English fop buying poloponies.
Posted by: Ed Norton at November 09, 2018 10:22 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 09, 2018 10:22 AM (kG5hP)
"But what he did [interrupted] ... because you
talked about safety [interrupted] ... what he did to our military made
this country very unsafe for YOU .. and YOU ... and YOU ... [pointing to
people there]"
Ouch!
Posted by: Optimizer
War Face Trump is best Trump.
Posted by: Under Fire at November 09, 2018 10:22 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Jim at November 09, 2018 10:22 AM (Ndje9)
_______________________________________
S O C I A L I S M !
Never plan or worry about the future. Just complain until someone else fixes your problems!
(Exactly WTF did she study at BU?)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 09, 2018 10:22 AM (1beh4)
Did you guys hear Trump talking about Obama a few minutes ago?
...........
Our GPOTUSE is a bad ass.
Posted by: Smaug at November 09, 2018 10:23 AM (QWGds)
Not to mention all the HumInt assets he got killed.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 10:23 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 09, 2018 10:23 AM (wGbBR)
Oh... wait... did that in Red Dead Redemption 2 last night...
Needed a faster horse for muh get aways...
Posted by: Don Q. at November 09, 2018 10:23 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Smaug at November 09, 2018 10:23 AM (QWGds)
++++++++++
This one is new to me. What is GPOTUSE?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 10:24 AM (I2dne)
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For someone who lives in NY, it's odd that she wouldn't even consider living outside DC and taking the MARC train.
Well, it would be odd, if she wasn't an idiot.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 09, 2018 10:24 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2018 10:24 AM (BXMxN)
Oh... wait... did that in Red Dead Redemption 2 last night...
Needed a faster horse for muh get aways...
Posted by: Don Q. at November 09, 2018 10:23 AM (NgKpN)
Every day should be Feed a Suffragette to an Alligator Day.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 10:24 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 09, 2018 10:24 AM (AM1GF)
[reading from a script, as he helps Ralph rehearse] "I don't possess a mansion, a villa in France, a yacht, or a string of poloponies."
Ralph:
"I'm glad to hear..." [stops and looks up] "String of poloponies"? Where do you see that?
Ed Norton:
[pointing at script] Right there - "a string of poloponies".
Ralph:
That's "a string of polo ponies"!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 09, 2018 10:24 AM (1beh4)
Posted by: mikeyG at November 09, 2018 10:25 AM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2018 10:25 AM (UnA8+)
Not the pistols, though. Those suck.
The art though...this is nice. A snapshot from the past.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 10:25 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2018 10:25 AM (UnA8+)
I agree.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 10:25 AM (NWiLs)
One white foot, buy him
Two white feet, try him
Three white feet, be on the sly
Four white feet, pass him by
Posted by: Mattie Ross at November 09, 2018 10:25 AM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 09, 2018 10:25 AM (AM1GF)
illiniwek at November 09, 2018 10:14 AM (Cus5s)
.............
Nawp
Posted by: Smaug at November 09, 2018 10:18 AM (QWGds)
Yes, the voting machine algorithms were changed and votes were changed. If I was a citizen in Arizona, I'd demand an investigation and would want my vote confirmed. Start social media pages about it. Get people raising hell.
Posted by: literally serious at November 09, 2018 10:25 AM (heOND)
Posted by: WIGOPer at November 09, 2018 10:24 AM (nE1+d)
Well, there's a credible source heard from.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2018 10:26 AM (KHhgg)
Even though she's not old enough.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2018 10:26 AM (UnA8+)
...
Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2018 10:16 AM (jLBUC)
++++++++++
If she weren't a grasping bourgeoisie who wants both a primary work residence in DC and a dacha in Brooklyn, she wouldn't have this problem. She can take the train into DC every day and sit next to Joe Biden. I am pretty sure that congress will give her a laptop and she definitely has a cell phone. She can "work" on her commute.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 10:26 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 09, 2018 10:26 AM (AM1GF)
To an English fop buying poloponies.
Posted by: Ed Norton
*********
Ha! S&CB. nice.
Pronounced like Puh-lop-anies!
Well done
Posted by: Muldoon at November 09, 2018 10:26 AM (m45I2)
Even though she's not old enough.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2018 10:26 AM (UnA8+)
============
Yep. She's a damn bimbo.
Posted by: Jackal at November 09, 2018 10:26 AM (vBp5w)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 09, 2018 10:27 AM (Kge8X)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 09, 2018 10:27 AM (wGbBR)
late January next year. She wonders how she is to get an apartment in
DC.
Dear girl here is my answer, whoever bankrolled your run can find and fund your apartment.
Doesn't the Hildabeast have a place in Georgetown? I am sure she can workout an arrangement for lodging. IYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: Paladin at November 09, 2018 10:27 AM (bUPLZ)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 09, 2018 10:27 AM (1beh4)
illiniwek at November 09, 2018 10:14 AM (Cus5s)
.............
Nawp
Posted by: Smaug at November 09, 2018 10:18 AM (QWGds)
--------------------------------------------------------------
All the polling showed McSally significantly trailing Ducey's percentage.
Posted by: WIGOPer at November 09, 2018 10:24 AM (nE1+d)
They learned in 2018 that you have to have the fraud match the polls.
Posted by: literally serious at November 09, 2018 10:27 AM (heOND)
Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 10:24 AM (I2dne)
........
Greatest President of the United States Ever!
Posted by: Smaug at November 09, 2018 10:27 AM (QWGds)
I bet she will get bored and quit.
"This is work! Work sucks!"
Posted by: mikeyG at November 09, 2018 10:27 AM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 09, 2018 10:28 AM (1beh4)
Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2018 10:21 AM (jLBUC)
He wants to keep his cocktail party invites - i.e., business. Remember, some folks wouldn't recommend them for enrollment for their kids in DC prep schools.
He's keeping HIS paychecks coming.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 09, 2018 10:28 AM (q1VoB)
Even though she's not old enough.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2018 10:26 AM (UnA8+)
============
Yep. She's a damn bimbo.
Posted by: Jackal
If things get all torch-and-pitchforky they'll sacrifice her to the ravening mobs to make their getaway.
Always line up your patsies in advance.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 09, 2018 10:28 AM (AM1GF)
Sounds about right, actually.
What minority is she?
Posted by: 🐘 Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB at November 09, 2018 10:28 AM (0NAbP)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 09, 2018 10:27 AM (wGbBR)
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I'm curious-how much of the vote did Crowley get?
Posted by: Jackal at November 09, 2018 10:28 AM (vBp5w)
Maybe Bernie Sanders can share his apartment with her.
I mean, socialism, right?
She's too old for Bernie.
Posted by: Under Fire at November 09, 2018 10:28 AM (r9UYA)
Well, it would be odd, if she wasn't an idiot.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 09, 2018 10:24 AM (KUaJL)
She could move to Puerto Rico. Rents are low there, if you don't mind not having a roof.
Or maybe she could bunk with Menendez? Prolly too old for him, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2018 10:28 AM (KHhgg)
"This is work! Work sucks!"
Posted by: mikeyG at November 09, 2018 10:27 AM (LL1Be)
She's a Congresscritter.
They don't work.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 10:28 AM (GBteo)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 09, 2018 10:28 AM (AM1GF)
First read that as "pasties." I guess she'll be working the pole after all.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 10:29 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 09, 2018 10:29 AM (TUU1F)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB at November 09, 2018 10:28 AM (0NAbP)
++++++++++
I'd like to say "communist" but I am not so sure about its minority position at this point.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 10:29 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: illiniwek at November 09, 2018 10:29 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 09, 2018 10:28 AM (AM1GF)
First read that as "pasties." I guess she'll be working the pole after all.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 10:29 AM (NWiLs)
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Heh. That or she can go back to being a bartender!
Posted by: Jackal at November 09, 2018 10:29 AM (vBp5w)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 09, 2018 10:30 AM (xfb67)
I guess that would explain the skinny legs.
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 09, 2018 10:29 AM (TUU1F)
Just name him "Roosevelt" and the press will make sure nobody's the wiser.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 10:30 AM (NWiLs)
late January next year. She wonders how she is to get an apartment in
DC.
Her stupid journey on the How Life Actually Works highway has been, frankly, entertaining.
Princess just can't wait for her coronation!! Hilarious.
Apologies NY morons.
Posted by: mikeyG at November 09, 2018 10:19 AM (LL1Be)
I do think there should be Congressional housing though.
Make it like military base housing... like three small bedrooms condos... one for each Representative, one for each Senator.
They don't HAVE to live there... but they should be available, because they do have to maintain TWO households.. one in their district... one in DC.
Posted by: Don Q. at November 09, 2018 10:30 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: mikeyG at November 09, 2018 10:30 AM (LL1Be)
Posted by: HA at November 09, 2018 10:30 AM (MAstk)
Posted by: 🏴☠️Brother Cavil🏴☠️ at November 09, 2018 10:30 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 10:30 AM (NWiLs)
late January next year. She wonders how she is to get an apartment in
DC.
*******
A pity that the Lion of the Senate isn't still alive. She could have easily work her way into some extra cash.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 09, 2018 10:30 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 09, 2018 10:18 AM (XXadE)
That's because you can't trust Greeks around farm animals.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 10:30 AM (bcbK8)
Oh... wait... did that in Red Dead Redemption 2 last night...
Needed a faster horse for muh get aways...
Posted by: Don Q. at November 09, 2018 10:23 AM (NgKpN)
Every day should be Feed a Suffragette to an Alligator Day.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 10:24 AM (NWiLs)
And the guy's argument for being pro throwing to thn gators was that all men get the shit beaten out of them and killed in the game so why not women as well. And he isn't wrong.
Posted by: literally serious at November 09, 2018 10:30 AM (heOND)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 10:31 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: 🏴☠️ Brother Cavil 🏴☠️ at November 09, 2018 10:31 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 09, 2018 10:30 AM (xfb67)
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I'm very much okay with this.
Surely DC has an opening in a highly diverse and very safe for reasonably attractive women ghetto somewhere.
Posted by: 🐘 Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB at November 09, 2018 10:31 AM (0NAbP)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 10:30 AM (NWiLs)
"And Leon's growing larger!"
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 10:31 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 10:30 AM (NWiLs)
Good, good. Let the Hate flow through you.
Posted by: Emperor Palpatine at November 09, 2018 10:31 AM (GBteo)
There's always the pole or the corner.
Someone with her qualifications should have no problem getting a top-flight job in either the food preparation or housecleaning industries.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2018 10:31 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 10:32 AM (GBteo)
Posted by: illiniwek at November 09, 2018 10:29 AM (Cus5s)
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Again, I think the reason McSally lagged behind the rest of the ticket was a result of a really nasty primary. Such things can cause R-voters to do stupid things on election day. Take a good look at the returns from the LA state elections in 2015. Same. Damn. Thing.
Posted by: Jackal at November 09, 2018 10:32 AM (vBp5w)
Posted by: Emperor Palpatine at November 09, 2018 10:31 AM (GBteo)
+++++++++++
No chance you're also decidedly devious, is there?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 10:32 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 10:32 AM (I2dne)
ha, no, that was me quoting the best villain ever.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 10:32 AM (GBteo)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 10:30 AM (NWiLs)
Good, good. Let the Hate flow through you.
Posted by: Emperor Palpatine
Yeah, yeah, fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to me whuppin' yo' punk azz.
Posted by: Brother Cavil gives up on name spot emojis at November 09, 2018 10:33 AM (AM1GF)
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Cindy McCain rips Arizona GOP over mail-in ballots lawsuit: "I am one of those mail in ballots" TheHill
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 09, 2018 10:33 AM (+om3e)
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at November 09, 2018 10:33 AM (lu6wD)
He tried to warn us about the Panhandle. Don Trump Jr wuz teh scared!
Life in that mayonnaise jar must be pretty repetitive.
Posted by: mikeyG at November 09, 2018 10:33 AM (LL1Be)
Posted by: 🐘 Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB at November 09, 2018 10:34 AM (0NAbP)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 10:30 AM (NWiLs)
"And Leon's growing larger!"
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 10:31 AM
******
I picked a bad day to quit amphetamines.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 09, 2018 10:34 AM (0tfLf)
i don't mind stupid people removing themselves from the gene pool:
i just don't want get caught in the side blast
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 09, 2018 10:34 AM (Dagiw)
Can anyone confirm?!?!?
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at November 09, 2018 10:33 AM (lu6wD)
I think it's mentioned in the Morning Report.
Posted by: Surfperch at November 09, 2018 10:34 AM (6UvYI)
Princess just can't wait for her coronation!! Hilarious.
Apologies NY morons.
Posted by: mikeyG at November 09, 2018 10:19 AM (LL1Be)
No.
The Punishment for her kind of stupid needs to be Homelessness, Filth, and Disease.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2018 10:34 AM (UnA8+)
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Cindy McCain rips Arizona GOP over mail-in ballots lawsuit: "I am one of those mail in ballots" TheHill
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 09, 2018 10:33 AM (+om3e)
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That's enough to persuade me.
They are definitely stealing the election. An evil McCain's involved.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at November 09, 2018 10:34 AM (lu6wD)
The left intimidates, isolates, and just plain wears us down. They have boundless energy and zeal for engaging in these scummy tactics. That to them is the meaning of life.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 09, 2018 10:34 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 09, 2018 10:34 AM (vOkuK)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 10:32 AM (GBteo)
+++++++
I figured, but hope springs eternal. Also, thanks for all your posts yesterday on the "shoot through the door" thread - that made for some interesting reading.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 10:35 AM (I2dne)
i don't mind stupid people removing themselves from the gene pool:
i just don't want get caught in the side blast
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 09, 2018 10:34 AM (Dagiw)
Will they? Malaysian flights tend to vanish or crash.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2018 10:35 AM (UnA8+)
I think it's mentioned in the Morning Report.
Posted by: Surfperch at November 09, 2018 10:34 AM (6UvYI)
_______
You read the content?!?!?
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at November 09, 2018 10:35 AM (lu6wD)
Can anyone confirm?!?!?
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at November 09, 2018 10:33 AM (lu6wD)
*teleports to Broward County*
Hang on.
*teleports to Tallahassee*
Uh...just a sec...
*teleports back to Broward County*
Can't say. Sorry.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 10:35 AM (NWiLs)
i don't mind stupid people removing themselves from the gene pool:
i just don't want get caught in the side blast
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 09, 2018 10:34 AM (Dagiw)
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Where do you think our New and Improved Polio came from, amigo?
Posted by: 🐘 Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB at November 09, 2018 10:36 AM (0NAbP)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 09, 2018 10:36 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Emperor Palpatine at November 09, 2018 10:31 AM (GBteo)
+++++++++++
No chance you're also decidedly devious, is there?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 10:32 AM (I2dne)
Nope. He didn't mention Vlad Putin or Mister Metokur.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2018 10:36 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB at November 09, 2018 10:36 AM (0NAbP)
++++++++++
Not from me, that's for damn sure.
Posted by: Jonas Salk at November 09, 2018 10:36 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 09, 2018 10:34 AM (vOkuK)
What are the rules of buzkashi? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Shep! at November 09, 2018 10:36 AM (6UvYI)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 10:37 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 09, 2018 10:37 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Kreplach at November 09, 2018 10:38 AM (qxq6t)
I think it's mentioned in the Morning Report.
Posted by: Surfperch at November 09, 2018 10:34 AM (6UvYI)
_______
You read the content?!?!?
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at November 09, 2018 10:35 AM
******
You guys do know that JJ received a custom set of shivs for Christmas last year from Bluebell don't cha?
Posted by: Diogenes at November 09, 2018 10:38 AM (0tfLf)
DC.
Plenty of affordable housing in Baltimurder.
Commute, Lexie. Commute.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 09, 2018 10:38 AM (vOkuK)
The ballots will be isolated pending an evidentiary hearing. Scott lowered the legal boom, and has many more to follow. He is fighting, though he started a bit late.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 09, 2018 10:38 AM (wGbBR)
experience and infrastructure to do it - McSally doesn't.
So where's Ducey?
Posted by: mikeyG at November 09, 2018 10:38 AM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Shep! at November 09, 2018 10:36 AM (6UvYI)
First, you have to get ahead.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2018 10:38 AM (KHhgg)
Posted by: Kreplach at November 09, 2018 10:38 AM (qxq6t)
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What's her husband saying or doing?
Posted by: redridinghood at November 09, 2018 10:38 AM (hECVl)
Not the pistols, though. Those suck.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 10:25 AM
The 1858 was arguably one of the best pistols of the day, and is no slouch even today.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 09, 2018 10:38 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 09, 2018 10:37 AM (oZ6kz)
At this rate, we're going to end up with 47 after Romney and the Abortion Twins flip.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2018 10:39 AM (UnA8+)
A chicken horse?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 10:32 AM (GBteo)
Well, a "pollera" horse wears a long flowing skirt.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2018 10:39 AM (mUa7G)
Posted by: literally serious at November 09, 2018 10:39 AM (heOND)
*teleports to Broward County*
Hang on.
*teleports to Tallahassee*
Uh...just a sec...
*teleports back to Broward County*
Can't say. Sorry.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 10:35 AM (NWiLs)
______
Do you require assistance?
Posted by: Teleporter Tech Support at November 09, 2018 10:39 AM (lu6wD)
Ouch!
Posted by: Optimizer at November 09, 2018 10:18 AM (hOOi9)
It's not just the military. Muslim immigration and not allowing federal agencies to acknowledge Islamic terrorism or vet Muslims also makes the country very unsafe.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 09, 2018 10:39 AM (/qEW2)
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Her husband Bill could keep Ocasio company
Posted by: lwc at November 09, 2018 10:39 AM (G8lfi)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 09, 2018 10:38 AM
************
What!!?? An esteemed member of Congress riding the metro with commoners...the mass of unwashed...those icky people???
Posted by: Diogenes at November 09, 2018 10:39 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 09, 2018 10:38 AM (hECVl)
+++++++++++
He's a loudmouthed Never Trump bloviator who publicly undermines her by taking the opposite position every time.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 10:39 AM (I2dne)
_______
You read the content?!?!?
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at November 09, 2018 10:35 AM (lu6wD)
I try.
Posted by: Surfperch at November 09, 2018 10:40 AM (6UvYI)
Not the pistols, though. Those suck.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 10:25 AM
The 1858 was arguably one of the best pistols of the day, and is no slouch even today.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 09, 2018 10:38 AM (ctuyM)
Yeah, but every pistol they've come out with in the past few decades has been unreliable.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 10:40 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Congresswoman, may I suggest Anacostia as a place to reside in DC?
Posted by: wrg500 at November 09, 2018 10:40 AM (WgCY5)
Posted by: Under Fire at November 09, 2018 10:40 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: IP at November 09, 2018 10:40 AM (dM3St)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Congresswoman, may I suggest Anacostia as a place to reside in DC?
Posted by: wrg500 at November 09, 2018 10:40 AM (WgCY5)
I suggest Leakin Park, Baltimore.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2018 10:40 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 09, 2018 10:39 AM (0tfLf)
+++++++++
Hey, that virtue-signaling senator from Delaware did it. She can take a page from his book.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 10:41 AM (I2dne)
late January next year. She wonders how she is to get an apartment in
DC.
__________________
She has a guaranteed 6-figure salary for at least 2 years (more, given how incredibly idiotic her voters are), so a bank will give her a loan.
Does Ms. "I have a bachelor's degree in economics, so I'm clearly qualified to run the country" not understand how to apply for a bank loan?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2018 10:41 AM (fqUgw)
Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2018 10:41 AM (U5tDi)
wouldn't be any need for a recount. They didn't come out to vote.
*wanking motion*
Posted by: mikeyG at November 09, 2018 10:41 AM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 10:35 AM (I2dne)
No problem. If anyone wants to do some further research -- sometimes Moron, Attorney Andrew Branca wrote the bible on self defense law, called The Law of Self Defense.
I think offer code "aoshq" still works for 10-15% off or something like that.
But I think it's important for all gun owners to know the laws around this for two major reasons:
1) I'd hate to see people go to jail for murder when if they had acted slightly differently, they wouldn't have even been arrested;
and
2) It makes all gun owners look bad when the headline reads "legal gun owner convicted of murder."
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 10:41 AM (GBteo)
Posted by: Kreplach at November 09, 2018 10:38 AM (qxq6t)
I'm postive they are only together for the kids sake and probably haven't been in the same room alone for over a year.
The husband is aloe embarrassing the kids. I feel for them.
Posted by: literally serious at November 09, 2018 10:42 AM (heOND)
The husband is aloe embarrassing the kids. I feel for them.
Posted by: literally serious at November 09, 2018 10:42 AM (heOND)
At his size, I doubt they can even fit in the same room together.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2018 10:42 AM (UnA8+)
Does Ms. "I have a bachelor's degree in economics, so I'm clearly qualified to run the country" not understand how to apply for a bank loan?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2018 10:41 AM (fqUgw)
Two Words: Diploma Mills.
Posted by: Surfperch at November 09, 2018 10:42 AM (6UvYI)
It's unsettling and gross.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 10:42 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 09, 2018 10:42 AM (XXadE)
Posted by: IP at November 09, 2018 10:40 AM (dM3St)
++++++++++++
Dark mysteries of power, bro. F608;
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 10:43 AM (I2dne)
315 238 FACT: strange as it may seem, the Peloponnesian Wars were not fought on polo ponies.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 09, 2018 10:18 AM (XXadE)
That's because you can't trust Greeks around farm animals.
i believe you're thinking of Paolo ponies.
Posted by: Anachronda at November 09, 2018 10:43 AM (NmR1a)
After eight years, they vanquished Scott Walker.
Posted by: WIGOPer at November 09, 2018 10:32 AM (nE1+d)
Gave you a little wood, did it?
Posted by: BignJames at November 09, 2018 10:44 AM (cxHbL)
Posted by: wrg500 at November 09, 2018 10:40 AM (WgCY5)
I suggest Leakin Park, Baltimore.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2018 10:40 AM
*************
Just head out on the Green or Yellow line...check out College Park and there abouts. You'll be fine sweetie.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 09, 2018 10:44 AM (0tfLf)
Yeah, we know, late ballots always amazingly seem to be better for the Dems than ballots counted same day. Odd coincidence, right?
McSally will lose because she's already down. Scott will win because he's still ahead and has the ability and willingness to fight this legally.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 09, 2018 10:44 AM (oZ6kz)
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IIRC, she graduated from Boston University, which isn't regarded as a diploma mill.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2018 10:44 AM (fqUgw)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2018 10:41 AM (fqUgw)
++++++++++++++
She knows how, but banks are oppressors of the working class dontchyaknow
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 10:44 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 09, 2018 10:44 AM (+6jVU)
Posted by: mikeyG at November 09, 2018 10:45 AM (LL1Be)
That and 2 1/2 bucks will get you a soy latte. And you're wrong about the Senate.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 09, 2018 10:45 AM (A6Xv7)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2018 10:45 AM (iXnsK)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2018 10:44 AM (fqUgw)
I think it is.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 09, 2018 10:45 AM (A6Xv7)
I can't get even an ampersand and ya'll are out here with boats and flags and skulls and shit.. What gives?
Posted by: IP
Me either. It's some form of Voodoo.
Posted by: Under Fire at November 09, 2018 10:46 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: cicero kaboom! kid at November 09, 2018 10:46 AM (w1aEd)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 10:43 AM (I2dne)
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That is such a great Moron post.
Posted by: 🐘 Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB at November 09, 2018 10:46 AM (0NAbP)
Very little.
Cricket-sized.
Posted by: mikeyG at November 09, 2018 10:45 AM (LL1Be)
A splinter.
Posted by: Surfperch at November 09, 2018 10:46 AM (6UvYI)
i suspect what you have here is one of them thar tautologies; no matter how you finish the sentence, the answer is "yes".
Posted by: Anachronda at November 09, 2018 10:46 AM (NmR1a)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 09, 2018 10:47 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 09, 2018 10:42 AM (XXadE)
We used to play that in school. We called it ' kill the man with the ball'.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 09, 2018 10:47 AM (A6Xv7)
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Her parents seriously need to look into getting a refund.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 09, 2018 10:47 AM (XXadE)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2018 10:44 AM (fqUgw)
Yeah, BU is a good school.
"Economics" is just a bullshit degree. It's an arts degree at most colleges. You study Keynes and Socialism.
I was one class short of an econ minor (I was a business major) -- other than some simple math in macro economics (determining supply and demand curves), it's a very very easy concentration.
And again, economics is taught as a science, and all economic views outside keynes don't exist until you get to the higher level classes where you can take alternative economics -- my school offered Sharia Banking and Socialist Theory if that's any indication.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 10:47 AM (GBteo)
Does Ms. "I have a bachelor's degree in economics, so I'm clearly qualified to run the country" not understand how to apply for a bank loan?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2018 10:41 AM (fqUgw)
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This is not the first a congressional rep couldn't afford rent in D.C.
A lot of them actually lived in their office. She can do that to.
Posted by: WisRich at November 09, 2018 10:47 AM (G0vdT)
____________
She's a congresswoman-elect now, with a guaranteed yearly salary of $174,000 per year, excluding benefits.
She's officially no longer working class.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2018 10:47 AM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 10:39 AM (I2dne)
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Yes, he is. What was his latest backstabbing comment?
Posted by: redridinghood at November 09, 2018 10:48 AM (hECVl)
Posted by: mikeyG at November 09, 2018 10:48 AM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB at November 09, 2018 10:46 AM (0NAbP)
++++++++
Yeah I flubbed it and hoped no one would notice. c'est la vie.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 10:48 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 09, 2018 10:48 AM (wGbBR)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 09, 2018 10:48 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2018 10:44 AM (fqUgw)
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Depends. Barry couldn't understand how car insurance worked. Neil Degrasse Tyson is so impressed by anagrams that he tweets them as proof of his smartness. This lady doesn't know how to take out a loan to pay for an apartment for three months, or to ask one of her wealthy donors if they have an apartment she can use for a while.
It might not be a diploma mill for YOU...
Posted by: 🐘 Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB at November 09, 2018 10:49 AM (0NAbP)
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Her parents seriously need to look into getting a refund.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 09, 2018 10:47 AM (XXadE)
I think she gadiated with a degree in Communist Economic Success in the 20th Century and French War Heroes
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2018 10:49 AM (bim/x)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 09, 2018 10:50 AM (A6Xv7)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 10:50 AM (GBteo)
A lot of them actually lived in their office. She can do that to.
Posted by: WisRich at November 09, 2018 10:47 AM (G0vdT)
I'm sure she could find a quality cardboard box....supposedly lots of others do.
Posted by: BignJames at November 09, 2018 10:50 AM (cxHbL)
What!!?? An esteemed member of Congress riding the metro with commoners...the mass of unwashed...those icky people???
Posted by: Diogenes
Put her in a slug line.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 09, 2018 10:50 AM (FTlwv)
This chapter focuses on expressions of technomasculinity by video game employees and how this affects production. Technomasculinity associates men with advanced computer proficiency, and it is one part of a structure of hegemonic masculinity. Using in-depth interviews of game workers, the chapter argues that male employees express technomasculinity through stories about family dynamics, education, leisure, and work. Families introduce sons to computers at early ages, and game workers reported being obsessed with video games that made them gamers and seek work in the industry. An overall sexual division of labor also informs boys' socialization into advanced computer skills needed for game production jobs. Workers negotiate aspects of their identity in relation to a heroic masculinity common in popular culture. This affects the overall working conditions of the industry.
https://bit.ly/2OAlrVB
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 09, 2018 10:51 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2018 10:51 AM (iXnsK)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 09, 2018 10:50 AM (A6Xv7)
Uhhh.... Nah dude, it's a highly ranked school for undergrad, most masters programs, and it's law school and unless your first choice is Harvard, it's not too many people's back up choice.
It was my first choice for undergrad, and I was wait listed.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 10:51 AM (GBteo)
Posted by: Teleporter Tech Support at November 09, 2018 10:39 AM (lu6wD)
yourrr nem sirrr? hald plz.
Posted by: Dot Indian Teleporter Tech Support at November 09, 2018 10:51 AM (+6jVU)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at November 09, 2018 10:51 AM (bML9A)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 10:51 AM (I2dne)
What!!?? An esteemed member of Congress riding the metro with commoners...the mass of unwashed...those icky people???
Posted by: Diogenes
Put her in a slug line.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 09, 2018 10:50 AM (FTlwv)
Anyone do the 'make her pull a train' joke yet?
Because I'll be the engine on that train but I won't be the caboose.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 10:51 AM (bcbK8)
next she'll be wondering who FICA and FIT are and why are they getting so much of her money.
Posted by: x at November 09, 2018 10:52 AM (hctoC)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at November 09, 2018 10:52 AM (0ccGl)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 09, 2018 10:52 AM (A6Xv7)
So if you had a high GPA in high school, but mediocre SATs, you had a better shot at BU then at other "good" schools.
So maybe that's why you think of it as a "back up school."
My issue was that in high school I had an average GPA, high SATs.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 10:52 AM (GBteo)
economic views outside keynes don't exist until you get to the higher
level classes where you can take alternative economics -- my school
offered Sharia Banking and Socialist Theory if that's any indication.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 10:47 AM (GBteo)
I "helped" an ex-GF do an econ 101 midterm paper from Krugman's textbook, but I larded it with Austrian references and rebuttals.
She was excited because the prof asked her if she was interested in following up on "historical economics".
I hadn't realized the Austrians are considered as pasee as Mercantilism and Alchemy in current economics.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2018 10:52 AM (mUa7G)
Do you require assistance?
Posted by: Teleporter Tech Support at November 09, 2018 10:39 AM (lu6wD)
Read this and immediately thought of the scene from Galaxy Quest when they tried to transport the two legged hog looking creature.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 09, 2018 10:52 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at November 09, 2018 10:52 AM (0NAbP)
A lot of them actually lived in their office. She can do that to.
_______________
Yes, but most of them were men with wives and kids to support, and mortgages to pay on their houses back in their home states. Loopy is a single woman, with no kids, and no mortgage payments. She should easily be able to afford a small apartment in D.C. (or NoVa or MD) on her $174k salary.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2018 10:52 AM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 10:51 AM (GBteo)
Well, by granting a degree to Occasional Kotex, they have sure diluted their brand.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2018 10:53 AM (KHhgg)
...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 09, 2018 10:51 AM (+y/Ru)
+++++++++
To quote Frank Zappa's uptalking daughter in Valley Girl, "gag me with a spoon."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 10:53 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 09, 2018 10:52 AM (A6Xv7)
Depends. You can get cheap(ish) apartments in reasonably safe areas of the outer boroughs in NY.
I don't know DC that well, but I think to get cheap, you need to really go in to the 'hood.
NY doesn't really have too many 'hoods anymore.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 10:53 AM (GBteo)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 09, 2018 10:54 AM (xzqr4)
i thought it was the tradition for poor representatives to live in their office until their ship came in.
Posted by: Anachronda at November 09, 2018 10:54 AM (NmR1a)
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 09, 2018 10:54 AM (+om3e)
Or about 95k in Red State dollars.
Posted by: mikeyG at November 09, 2018 10:54 AM (LL1Be)
It really is a diploma mill. Pretty coeds, though.
Posted by: Mark Zuckerburg at November 09, 2018 10:54 AM (wW03z)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2018 10:53 AM (KHhgg)
Maybe college used to be different, but as long as you show up with a pulse, and can regurgitate basic, simple, liberal talking points, and manage to show up to class most days for 4 years, you will leave any school with a degree.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 10:54 AM (GBteo)
Authentic Academic Gibberish.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2018 10:55 AM (iXnsK)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2018 10:52 AM (fqUgw)
She could probably buy a damned house in plenty of places in Maryland.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2018 10:55 AM (UnA8+)
1. The calf in a buzkashi game is normally beheaded and disemboweled and has 2 limbs cut off. It is then soaked in cold water for 24 hours before play to toughen it.
2. Though a goat is used when no calf is available, a calf is less likely to disintegrate during the game.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 09, 2018 10:55 AM (vOkuK)
Maybe Insomniac could offer free teleportation to Mars for demorap voters.
Posted by: Smaug at November 09, 2018 10:55 AM (QWGds)
Posted by: IP at November 09, 2018 10:40 AM
Our strength is the strength of ten, because our hearts are pure.
🚢 & ⛴
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 09, 2018 10:55 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2018 10:55 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: DanMan at November 09, 2018 10:55 AM (QMG5F)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 09, 2018 10:55 AM (ctuyM)
++++++++++++
Now that is funny.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 10:56 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2018 10:56 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 09, 2018 10:56 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2018 10:56 AM (U5tDi)
That would have been funnier with a 'Mr. Ed' sock.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2018 10:56 AM (iXnsK)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2018 10:52 AM (mUa7G)
Right. In my masters program, I had a similar reaction from a professor.
He was a nice enough guy, but he acted like I was talking about dark age feudal economics when I mentioned a more Hayekian view on some things.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 10:56 AM (GBteo)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 09, 2018 10:56 AM (oZ6kz)
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Yeah, that fag Winston Churchill played polo, too.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 09, 2018 10:56 AM (XXadE)
https://tinyurl.com/y8afsx3r
Posted by: mikeyG at November 09, 2018 10:56 AM (LL1Be)
Isn't there some apartment that's been used as a commie crash pad by several generations of Dems?
I seem to remember reading an article about it some time ago. 3 or 4 of them split the rent.
Maybe they'll let her sleep on the couch in exchange for light housekeeping and other... services.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 09, 2018 10:57 AM (vOkuK)
Posted by: WIGOPer at November 09, 2018 10:54 AM (nE1+d)
You have earned your glass of goat milk. You will now enjoy it.
Posted by: Zod at November 09, 2018 10:57 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2018 10:57 AM (iXnsK)
Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2018 10:56 AM (UnA8+)
+++++++++
I'm not a huge fan in general, though they can help add some flair to an emphasis.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 10:57 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: IP at November 09, 2018 10:40 AM
=====
Our strength is the strength of ten, because our hearts are pure.
🚢 & ⛴
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 09, 2018 10:55 AM
This!
🥔 🥔 🥔
Posted by: Brian "Tater" Stelter at November 09, 2018 10:57 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 09, 2018 10:56 AM (Pg+x7)
I do that all the time.
Posted by: Shemp at November 09, 2018 10:57 AM (6UvYI)
Nah. Better to kvetch and claim that Texas is 'bout to go hardcore leftwing socialist or something...
Snort.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 09, 2018 10:58 AM (6qErC)
Love the warmth of this one. Could almost warm your hands in front of it on a cold day.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 09, 2018 10:58 AM (xPJvm)
Polo ponies are the fags of the animal kingdom.
That would have been funnier with a 'Mr. Ed' sock.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2018 10:56 AM (iXnsK)
Lol...much.
Posted by: Dot Indian Teleporter Tech Support at November 09, 2018 10:58 AM (+6jVU)
ah. you must be a youngun. our name for that game wasn't anywhere near that politically correct.
Posted by: Anachronda at November 09, 2018 10:58 AM (NmR1a)
The bad news: He's pissed off!
Ellen Barkin
@EllenBarkin
To everyone t___p support blaspheming Jesus on your profiles...take Him down. You are not who he died for.
He is not watching over you...but he is waiting for you#SoakedInBlood
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 09, 2018 10:58 AM (+y/Ru)
Zod has an atelier available in Alexandria for her to rent at a reasonable cost.
Well...*I* think it's reasonable.
Posted by: Zod at November 09, 2018 10:58 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: WIGOPer at November 09, 2018 10:54 AM (nE1+d) "
You predicted a gain of +1 with us losing FL and IN. It's going to be a gain of +2 with us winning both of those. So that's at least 3 races wrong.
Here, have your Nate Silver "I tried" medal.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 09, 2018 10:58 AM (oZ6kz)
It's different in a tank.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2018 10:58 AM (iXnsK)
$5 says the $6K/year state school 30 minutes from wherever you are reading this has equal or more difficult entrance requirements.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at November 09, 2018 10:59 AM (0NAbP)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2018 10:59 AM (iXnsK)
I don't mind them so much but I absolutely hate GIFs
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 09, 2018 10:59 AM (kG5hP)
Maybe Insomniac could offer free teleportation to Mars for demorap voters.
Posted by: Smaug at November 09, 2018 10:55 AM (QWGds)
Isn't that how the game 'Doom' started?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 11:00 AM (bcbK8)
Hayekian or the Austrian school leave little room for the educated economist to extract rents is the simple reason.
The basic rule of economics is incentives matter. There is no incentive for the clerisy of economics to study or teach the Austrian school because it places the economy beyond the control of the state.
Posted by: whig at November 09, 2018 11:00 AM (ROzyM)
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The 'eek' one is pretty good at times
Posted by: Ned Bixler at November 09, 2018 11:00 AM (hrcfq)
He trying to warn us about ...something.
Or save us from something...
Or something.
Posted by: mikeyG at November 09, 2018 11:00 AM (LL1Be)
Nah. Better to kvetch and claim that Texas is 'bout to go hardcore leftwing socialist or something...
Snort.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 09, 2018 10:58 AM (6qErC)
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How many points did Abbott win by?
20?
Yeah, I'm not that worried about Texas turning terribly blue.
Just about Never-Trumpers undercutting conservatives like Ted Cruz.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 09, 2018 11:01 AM (viSzi)
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It's different in a tank.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2018 10:58 AM
Tank polo utilizes crunchies, not balls.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 09, 2018 11:01 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 11:00 AM (bcbK
"#CyberdemonsDidNothingWrong
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 09, 2018 11:01 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 11:01 AM (GBteo)
Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2018 11:01 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Ed Norton at November 09, 2018 11:01 AM (bim/x)
Ah yes. Smear the ... person of undecided sex...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 09, 2018 11:01 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 11:02 AM (GBteo)
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The 'eek' one is pretty good at times
Posted by: Ned Bixler at November 09, 2018 11:00 AM (hrcfq)
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It's not actually an emoji (I think), but I like shruggie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 09, 2018 11:02 AM (viSzi)
Posted by: Ed Norton at November 09, 2018 11:02 AM (bim/x)
Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2018 10:56 AM
Posted by: @JRandomCommenter at November 09, 2018 11:02 AM (ctuyM)
I suspect our name was the same. And yeah, it'd get you mandatory expulsion nowadays.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 09, 2018 11:02 AM (vOkuK)
pulse, and can regurgitate basic, simple, liberal talking points, and
manage to show up to class most days for 4 years, you will leave any
school with a degree.
=====
Maybe some of us have Boston U confuzzled with Boston College. I think BC is considered elite. Have no idea bout BU, but a modern trend is to call schools 'universities' rather than colleges.
Posted by: mustbequantum at November 09, 2018 11:02 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2018 11:02 AM (/Cd7s)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2018 11:02 AM (bim/x)
Maybe Insomniac could offer free teleportation to Mars for demorap voters.
Posted by: Smaug at November 09, 2018 10:55 AM (QWGds)
+++++++++
I'm taking bets. What will the outcome of the Martian Democrat Penal Colony be?
[_] Lord of the Flies
[_] Australia
[_] Unimaginable horror from beyond the realm of man
[_] Other
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 11:03 AM (I2dne)
Pronounced like Puh-lop-anies!
Well done
great. no i keep thinking about the polo ponysian war.
Posted by: Anachronda at November 09, 2018 11:03 AM (NmR1a)
Posted by: Zod at November 09, 2018 11:03 AM (Bdeb0)
Am I the only one who doesn't particularly like emojis?
--
The 'eek' one is pretty good at times
Posted by: Ned Bixler at November 09, 2018 11:00 AM (hrcfq)
My sisters send me texts with those caricatures of themselves that say stupid shit like "tee hee" for a laugh.... God i hate those things.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 09, 2018 11:03 AM (+6jVU)
I just caught a whiff of burnt steak. And an Applebee's dumpster...
Posted by: mikeyG at November 09, 2018 11:03 AM (LL1Be)
she's been working for a while, with cash tips I'm sure she didn't pay taxes on, yet still broke, she definitely has democrat financial strategies down
Posted by: brak at November 09, 2018 11:03 AM (VckGX)
Maybe Insomniac could offer free teleportation to Mars for demorap voters.
Posted by: Smaug at November 09, 2018 10:55 AM (QWGds)
+++++++++
I'm taking bets. What will the outcome of the Martian Democrat Penal Colony be?
[_] Lord of the Flies
[_] Australia
[X] Unimaginable horror from beyond the realm of man
[_] Other
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 11:03 AM (I2dne)
Voted. I've seen that movie, played that game.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 11:03 AM (bcbK8)
That's basically my point . If you can come up with the 50k tuition at BU , you're basically good to go. Also my frame of reference is from 30 years ago so things may have changed. I see BUs overall ranking now is in the 40's.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 09, 2018 11:04 AM (A6Xv7)
Anachronda at November 09, 2018 10:58 AM (NmR1a)
...............
Smear the polo pony?
Posted by: Smaug at November 09, 2018 11:04 AM (QWGds)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 11:03 AM (bcbK
=========
I do have a soft spot for the Doom movie.
It's not good, but I kind of love it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 09, 2018 11:04 AM (viSzi)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2018 11:04 AM (bim/x)
[_] Lord of the Flies
[_] Australia
[_] Unimaginable horror from beyond the realm of man
[_] Other
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 11:03 AM (I2dne)
[X] Anal-probe hive-mind
Posted by: Zod at November 09, 2018 11:04 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 09, 2018 11:05 AM (xzqr4)
sure that's milk?
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2018 11:02 AM (/Cd7s)
"Don't have a cow. Got a bull, though."
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 11:05 AM (bcbK8)
He trying to warn us about ...something.
Or save us from something...
Or something.
Oh, my mistake.
I thought he was a little low-rent pissboy who wanted to stroke his pee-pee while he told us all he was so much smarter than us. Or, alternately, was no-show when he had egg on his face.
I didn't realize he was being *heroic*.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2018 11:05 AM (iXnsK)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 09, 2018 11:03 AM (+6jVU)
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You must be talking about bitmojis. I have one for the sole purpose of making my kids (and a select few friends) crazy. It seems to work.
Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2018 11:05 AM (U5tDi)
I seem to remember reading an article about it some time ago. 3 or 4 of them split the rent.
_______________
Yeah, I remember reading something a few years back about some 4 or 5 congressmen who had rented a townhouse in D.C. that they were sharing to save money.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2018 11:05 AM (fqUgw)
Posted by: MATT DAMON at November 09, 2018 11:05 AM (LL1Be)
I thought we beat that horse to.. well, polo.
Cruz is a fantastically bad campaigner, and the dims poured every national resource they could dredge up, add to that the Bush family's sabotage (let's not kid ourselves. They hate Trump with a passion) and still lost.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 09, 2018 11:05 AM (6qErC)
i take that to mean they are likely worried about complications, like blood clots, and it's also possible they have her on some strong pain medication... hence needing 24/7 monitoring.
another issue is that being in the hospital increases her chances of being exposed to pneumonia...
they're spinning it as "good news" but if i actually liked her, i'd be worried.
https://legalinsurrection.com/2018/11/ginsburg-up-
and-moving-around-after-breaking-three-ribs/
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 09, 2018 11:05 AM (Dagiw)
Posted by: brak at November 09, 2018 11:05 AM (VckGX)
Authentic Academic Gibberish.
Also, So What?
This is the Frankfurt School of Critical Theory crap. All you need to do to destroy a nation from within is find something wrong with everything, even if you have to make it up. The constant barrage of negativity will soon have it's own inertia and Viola! you wind up with Idiocracy.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2018 11:05 AM (HaL55)
That Arizona race is important.
But keep worrying about the caravan.
Posted by: WIGOPer at November 09, 2018 11:01 AM (nE1+d) "
53 is enough to push through more SCOTUS judges ever with Romney, Collins and Murkowski potentially defecting.
We won in important places (MO, FL, IN). For 2020, Ducey won big in AZ, which means the problem was McSally, not the GOP. Same with OH, where even though Brown won re-election the GOP won every other statewide race. Meanwhile, we lost in NV, where Trump lost in 2016. Wow, that's a real heartbreaker to lose an ineffective Junior Senator in a state we don't even need to win in 2020.
AZ is disappointing because Sinema is such an odious person and it's mindblowing that so many AZ GOP voters could split their ballot with Ducey and Sinema, but Ducey won by enough that I'm not worried about Trump winning AZ.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 09, 2018 11:06 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: John Fucking Kerry at November 09, 2018 11:06 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: klaftern at November 09, 2018 11:06 AM (RuIsu)
Unfortunately Houston just voted its way to becoming another Detroit.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 09, 2018 11:06 AM (A6Xv7)
Posted by: Zod at November 09, 2018 11:04 AM (Bdeb0)
....and goat girlfriends.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 09, 2018 11:06 AM (+6jVU)
Posted by: brak at November 09, 2018 11:05 AM (VckGX)
And he was appointed by a Bush and clerked for Renquist...so go figure
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2018 11:06 AM (bim/x)
Posted by: Kreplach at November 09, 2018 11:06 AM (qxq6t)
You have not finished your glass of goat milk. You will enjoy it now.
Posted by: Zod at November 09, 2018 11:06 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: WisRich at November 09, 2018 11:06 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: mikeyG at November 09, 2018 11:07 AM (LL1Be)
+++++++++++++
Donald Trump was right: manufacturing jobs have returned to America. Just like they do every two years.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Threadwinner.
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at November 09, 2018 11:07 AM (5KWnQ)
It's not good, but I kind of love it."
OMG.
I actually agree about a flick.
*hangs head in shame*
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 09, 2018 11:07 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 09, 2018 11:07 AM (+om3e)
[_] Lord of the Flies
[_] Australia
[_] Unimaginable horror from beyond the realm of man
[_] Other
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 11:03 AM (I2dne)
[X] Anal-probe hive-mind
Posted by: Zod at November 09, 2018 11:04 AM (Bdeb0)
[X] Don Q rescuing a Hot Red Martian Princess
Posted by: Don Q. at November 09, 2018 11:07 AM (NgKpN)
She will have no trouble getting housing here on a Congressman's salary. If she didn't want the hassle, she shouldn't have run for office. I have no time for complaints from her.
Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2018 11:08 AM (U5tDi)
Republicans Freak as New Ballots Threaten Florida Senate Win...
-
Damn Republicans!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 09, 2018 11:08 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Under Fire at November 09, 2018 11:08 AM (r9UYA)
.
Posted by: mikeyG at November 09, 2018 11:03 AM (LL1Be)
So, that's what that was.
Posted by: BignJames at November 09, 2018 11:08 AM (cxHbL)
the sole purpose of making my kids (and a select few friends) crazy. It
seems to work.
Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2018 11:05 AM (U5tDi)
Huh...so thats what they're trying to do. Bet Heidi is in on it too. I'm convinced she wants to put me in a 'home'.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 09, 2018 11:08 AM (+6jVU)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2018 11:05 AM (HaL55)
++++++++++++
The rise of dadaism, critical theory, post-modernism, et. al. has led me to the conclusion that intellectual ailments of the West (much like the physical ones of the 20th century) are the result of a Franco-German cancer.
They should be kicked out of NATO and cut off from trade just as punishment for post-modernism.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 11:08 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: mustbequantum at November 09, 2018 11:02 AM (MIKMs)
BC is usually ranked slightly higher than BU, but both are considered good colleges.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 11:09 AM (GBteo)
Elections are everything.
Posted by: WIGOPer at November 09, 2018 11:05 AM (nE1+d) "
Is that why they lost 6 Senate and 63 House seats in 2010? Because they "actually care about this" and we don't?
We gained in the Senate and lost a below-average number of House seats for a midterm, and they had to cheat for one of those Senate seats and at least one Governor's mansion.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 09, 2018 11:09 AM (oZ6kz)
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I accurately predicted that you have a cricket dick.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 09, 2018 11:09 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 11:03 AM (bcbK
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I do have a soft spot for the Doom movie.
It's not good, but I kind of love it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 09, 2018 11:04 AM (viSzi)
Surprisingly, I didn't enjoy it. It SHOULD have been right in my wheelhouse. I think the FPS ending was the problem for me.
The game remake is Metal AF though.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 11:09 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 09, 2018 11:09 AM (bQtop)
Her Trump Imperial Zoo enclosure will require extra attention with the hose, shop-broom, and disinfectant.
Posted by: Zod at November 09, 2018 11:09 AM (Bdeb0)
Ruth Bader Ginsburg 'up and working' after breaking ribs, nephew says...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 09, 2018 11:09 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 11:09 AM (GBteo)
"Freak"? No, we either pounce or seize. Or occasionally weaponize.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 09, 2018 11:10 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 09, 2018 11:08 AM (+6jVU)
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Now, now, Cannibal Bob, Heidi wouldn't do that to you. She's a nice lady. Look, she loves you so much she came here for medical advice for you! If that isn't true love, I don't know what is.
Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2018 11:10 AM (U5tDi)
The game remake is Metal AF though.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 11:09 AM (bcbK
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That FPS segment is when I went all in for it.
It was such wonderful schlock. And I'm not usually a guy who enjoys schlock.
Still, I've seen the movie exactly once, and that was about 10 years ago. I'm happy to keep my, perhaps inaccurate, opinion intact without another viewing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 09, 2018 11:10 AM (viSzi)
Boston College is a lot harder to get admitted.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 09, 2018 11:11 AM (A6Xv7)
she's already officiated one gay wedding and performed two abortions today, her clerks reported
Posted by: brak at November 09, 2018 11:11 AM (VckGX)
A university contains multiple colleges: the college of arts and sciences; the college of engineering; the college of inappropriate laughter, etc.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2018 11:11 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: mikeyG at November 09, 2018 11:11 AM (LL1Be)
That Arizona race is important.
But keep worrying about the caravan.
_________________
We've already discussed it on earlier threads. What do you think we can do about it at this point? The race hasn't even been called yet.
As for the caravan, Trump has done as many of us suggested weeks ago, and is now prohibiting illegal aliens caught in the U.S. from asserting asylum claims (which are usually phony, and as just used as dodges to get released into the U.S. pending hearings they don't show up for).
Of course, some Hawaiian judge will probably issue a ruling this afternoon enjoining the enforcement of the new rule, on the grounds that . . . Orange Man Bad!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2018 11:12 AM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Zod at November 09, 2018 11:12 AM (Bdeb0)
Being called a racist is a given, no matter what. So, do the right thing.
Gov. Scott did not do the right thing. We will now be fucked over. So two people (Snipes, Scott) have changed the course of the country of 320 million.
Ain't life grand.
Posted by: nip at November 09, 2018 11:13 AM (DfGpI)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 11:13 AM (I2dne)
weekend at Ruthies?
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2018 11:13 AM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Fritz at November 09, 2018 11:13 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: DanInMN at November 09, 2018 11:13 AM (GC5UG)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 09, 2018 11:13 AM (xzqr4)
i take that to mean they are likely worried about complications, like blood clots, and it's also possible they have her on some strong pain medication... hence needing 24/7 monitoring.
another issue is that being in the hospital increases her chances of being exposed to pneumonia...
they're spinning it as "good news" but if i actually liked her, i'd be worried.
https://legalinsurrection.com/2018/11/ginsburg-up-
and-moving-around-after-breaking-three-ribs/
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 09, 2018 11:05 AM (Dagiw)
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It's worse than that: Broken ribs+being bedbound = high risk for atelectasis which jacks up her risk of pneumonia even more.
Posted by: Jackal at November 09, 2018 11:13 AM (vBp5w)
She's a damn John Henry, for sure.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2018 11:13 AM (iXnsK)
Trump is mewling. He should have them forcibly adhered to the U.S. edge of the U.S.-Mexico Transborder Human Flypaper Array.
As a warning to those on the Mexican side.
This is what a Leader would do.
Posted by: Zod at November 09, 2018 11:14 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 11:14 AM (bcbK8)
Am I the only one who doesn't particularly like emojis?
There's more than just the turd one? Because that's the only one I see anymore. There's one on a billboard close to Casa Backwardio, even.
*sigh* I miss the old days when we didn't have to 'splain stupid shit to the grandkids...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2018 11:14 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 09, 2018 11:09 AM (bQtop)
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Gerard VdL from American Digest evac'd damn quick yesterday. He's at his mothers and safe but the house condition is unknown..
Posted by: IP at November 09, 2018 11:14 AM (dM3St)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 09, 2018 11:14 AM (viSzi)
Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2018 11:10 AM (U5tDi)
Season tickets to the NY Yankees....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 09, 2018 11:14 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: JTB at November 09, 2018 11:14 AM (V+03K)
427 >>>She's a congresswoman-elect now, with a guaranteed yearly salary of $174,000 per year, excluding benefits.
next she'll be wondering who FICA and FIT are and why are they getting so much of her money.
Posted by: x at November 09, 2018 10:52 AM
************
I'd put a bottle of scotch on a bet that she is the first of this freshman class to be indicted.
She's going to see that first envelope of cash come in from a "fundraising sponsor" and she's off the rails.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 09, 2018 11:14 AM (0tfLf)
and is now prohibiting illegal aliens caught in the U.S. from asserting
asylum claims
I don't get this part.
They are running from their native country. But they made it to Mexico.
Okay. You made it. Yay
Why do we give them asylum from...Mexico?
Posted by: mikeyG at November 09, 2018 11:15 AM (LL1Be)
I knew a guy who did the first two and went elsewhere for grad school. He said the admission process for those going from BC high to BC was that the priest would call BC and say "we have twelve for you this year".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2018 11:15 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2018 11:15 AM (dMVEi)
Impossible. Just watched a bit of ABC news and they say that RBG is "Fine" and "Working"
Hmm.
Perhaps our esteemed "journalists" might be just a little, enseey-teennie-weenie bit wrong on this?
Nah.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 09, 2018 11:15 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 09, 2018 11:14 AM (wYseH)
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That would be a clear indication that a divorce is impending.
Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2018 11:15 AM (U5tDi)
Put an end to all this shit now.
Introduce technology that gives the results immediately at the end of the voting day. No boxes floating around in private cars or found weeks after the election.
Without faith in the electoral process, this country will come apart at the seams.
Posted by: Jwest at November 09, 2018 11:15 AM (/roJx)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 11:03 AM (bcbK
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I do have a soft spot for the Doom movie.
It's not good, but I kind of love it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 09, 2018 11:04 AM (viSzi)
Surprisingly, I didn't enjoy it. It SHOULD have been right in my wheelhouse. I think the FPS ending was the problem for me.
The game remake is Metal AF though.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 11:09 AM (bcbK
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It was the first game I played after "finishing" my computer build back in August. I'm still playing it. The game's a work of art.
Posted by: Jackal at November 09, 2018 11:15 AM (vBp5w)
Posted by: literally serious at November 09, 2018 11:16 AM (heOND)
I sense some size-related jealousy.
Posted by: Abigail Shapiro's rack at November 09, 2018 11:16 AM (o2vOl)
you. She's a nice lady. Look, she loves you so much she came here for
medical advice for you! If that isn't true love, I don't know what is.
Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2018 11:10 AM (U5tDi)
LMAO....true, but she was posting and yelling "Wait! I'm asking the horde!" as I was screaming from the bathroom for "Gods sake I'm bleeding out!" and then she chased me around with a red hot iron for a week. That was overkill.
Lol...what a night that was bb...
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 09, 2018 11:17 AM (+6jVU)
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Well, at least they're not science deniers.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 09, 2018 11:17 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 09, 2018 11:17 AM (xzqr4)
Posted by: 60 million aborted fetuses at November 09, 2018 11:18 AM (LL1Be)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 09, 2018 11:18 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 09, 2018 11:14 AM (viSzi)
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I do so love the smell of ozone in the morning.
Posted by: Jackal at November 09, 2018 11:19 AM (vBp5w)
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 09, 2018 11:19 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 09, 2018 11:20 AM (Pg+x7)
"Now, you may feel a slight pressure..." says the doctor, sotto-voice from behind you, as you feel both his hands on your shoulders.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 09, 2018 11:20 AM (ctuyM)
Look at ME like that.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2018 09:52 AM (lyBUc)
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Ever had an air-tight rodeo?
Posted by: Jolo at November 09, 2018 11:23 AM (WrMOC)
We are running a special on probes this week!
Posted by: The Grays at November 09, 2018 11:23 AM (LL1Be)
Fritz at November 09, 2018 11:13 AM (2Mnv1)
.............
Every time It bends over.
Posted by: Smaug at November 09, 2018 11:27 AM (QWGds)
Is President Obama visiting Tunisia any time soon?
Posted by: Concerned citizen at November 09, 2018 11:29 AM (o2vOl)
I'm sorry... what were you looking at?
Posted by: Abigail Shapiro's rack at November 09, 2018 11:40 AM (o2vOl)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut at November 09, 2018 12:15 PM (CPk08)
whoops. anyways, nive ? cottonwood. Plus the horses have a cabin, I guess. We approve of this art.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut at November 09, 2018 12:17 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: hadsil at November 09, 2018 07:32 PM (f8WpM)
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