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Brodsky Lenin.JPG

Lenin
Isaak Brodsky

Posted by: CBD at 09:37 AM




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1
Of all the things to put on a day like today.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 09:36 AM (/9p9e)

2 Commie bastard

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 06, 2018 09:36 AM (32dNJ)

3 He almost looks human.

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2018 09:37 AM (U5tDi)

4 I see they kept Trotsky's chair.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 06, 2018 09:37 AM (32dNJ)

5 He's reading a book on Marx.

Posted by: D. McLean at November 06, 2018 09:37 AM (ctuyM)

6 Well, that's an unambiguous message, eh?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2018 09:37 AM (I2dne)

7 Where's an ice climber's axe when you need one?

Posted by: Cato by Phone at November 06, 2018 09:37 AM (J+mig)

8 MurderManGood

OrangeManBad

Posted by: NPC 5482-45 at November 06, 2018 09:38 AM (72PAC)

9 Why the chair covers,was Lenin incontinent?

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2018 09:38 AM (BXMxN)

10 He is trying to figure out the 6th at Belmont

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2018 09:38 AM (bim/x)

11
So, I voted today in the belly of the beast, the NYU campus. Very light turnout. It's rainy and misty here so I think that plus the Lefties thinking it's in the bag for Cummo and Jello-brain means they can stay away.

I hope against hope the rest of the state turns out in droves.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 09:38 AM (/9p9e)

12 He's making a list
And checking it twice
He's gonna write down
Who's naughty and nice

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 06, 2018 09:38 AM (32dNJ)

13 Perfect choice

Posted by: Krysten Sinema and Andrew Gillum at November 06, 2018 09:38 AM (Z216Q)

14 He used to be a Broadsky. Now he's a Dudesky

Posted by: Muldoon at November 06, 2018 09:38 AM (m45I2)

15 hy the chair covers,was Lenin incontinent?
Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2018 09:38 AM (BXMxN)

Maybe he had cats

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2018 09:38 AM (bim/x)

16 Lenin wasn't a fan of his mom's paisley chairs.

Posted by: irright at November 06, 2018 09:38 AM (RVcmP)

17 Ptui! on Lenin.

Have a good day, Horde. I'm voting after work today.

May God have mercy on us.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 06, 2018 09:38 AM (rJUlF)

18 he's filling out ballots for dead people ... will have a few boxes in his trunk in case Dems need them.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 06, 2018 09:38 AM (Cus5s)

19

Lennon =, Lenin?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 09:38 AM (/9p9e)

20 Bill Mitchell @mitchellvii
2m
Just as in 2016, Republicans are running up the score where it matters. Democrats are running up the score where it doesn't.

Posted by: The MSM is the Deep State's Whore at November 06, 2018 09:39 AM (sXyKU)

21 Where's an ice climber's axe when you need one?
Posted by: Cato by Phone at November 06, 2018 09:37 AM (J+mig)



Surprisingly, Mexico.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 06, 2018 09:39 AM (32dNJ)

22 Who is the guy sitting with Obama?

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 06, 2018 09:39 AM (pw+jk)

23 Bandersnatch: the note on "large-scale tar may have fueled Viking expansion" is in archaeology.org/news

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 06, 2018 09:39 AM (APm+L)

24 Lennon =, Lenin?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 09:38 AM (/9p9e)
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Shhhhhhhh. That way lies Yoko.

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2018 09:39 AM (U5tDi)

25 He looks defeated, there's that.

Posted by: kalllisto at November 06, 2018 09:39 AM (b0Mq7)

26 Where are the piles of corpses?

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 06, 2018 09:39 AM (Z4rgH)

27 Wait a second. Is CBD implying Russian (ideological) interference?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2018 09:39 AM (I2dne)

28 Lenin, "Let's see who will be reeducated by execution today."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 09:39 AM (r/emI)

29 Of all the things to put on a day like today.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 09:36 AM (/9p9e)

A reminder...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 06, 2018 09:39 AM (wYseH)

30 History's Greatest Mass Murderer

Posted by: Sharkman at November 06, 2018 09:39 AM (2eKoI)

31 Nice hair?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2018 09:40 AM (bim/x)

32 Something Jay Carney would have hanging on his playroom wall.


Posted by: Under Fire at November 06, 2018 09:40 AM (r9UYA)

33 Lenin frequently plagiarized other peoples speeches, did you know? It's part of what made him so effective.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 06, 2018 09:40 AM (Z216Q)

34 Why the picture of the democrats' leadership?

Posted by: Methos at November 06, 2018 09:40 AM (CPS8G)

35 "Just as in 2016, Republicans are running up the score where it matters. Democrats are running up the score where it doesn't."

in short, keep fucking that chicken, Democrats!

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 06, 2018 09:40 AM (APm+L)

36 Of all the things to put on a day like today.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 09:36 AM (/9p9e)

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CBD is a bit on the twisted side, isn't he?

Posted by: Blake - used trebuchet salesman at November 06, 2018 09:40 AM (qC1Sy)

37 Looks more like muslin. Or maybe cotton chintz...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 06, 2018 09:40 AM (6qErC)

38 Shhhhhhhh. That way lies Yoko.

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2018 09:39 AM (U5tDi)

Oh No!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 06, 2018 09:40 AM (wYseH)

39 I'm always amazed at how an artist can make demons look like angels. Lenin looks harmless here. A spartan intellectual. I like it.

Posted by: Kris at November 06, 2018 09:40 AM (OyyDO)

40 Linen > (Lenin = Lennon)

Posted by: Science! at November 06, 2018 09:40 AM (BrQrN)

41 That's amazing. Look at the reflections on the waxed floor.

I'd love to look at it as just art, but you can't ignore the context.

Where was Lenin in 1930? I thought he died in '29. If so, is this painting a challenge to Stalin? Russia is about to go into that brawny socialist realism, but this is exquisite real realism.

*steps back so the Horde can tell me things*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 06, 2018 09:40 AM (fuK7c)

42 That there's an Intellectual, folks. A member of the Ruling Elite.

Step right up and get a good look. No shoving, please.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 06, 2018 09:41 AM (32dNJ)

43 The instigator of a much of the world's problems and establishing a government that in slaved millions for a century. But communism has not worked because it hasn't been tried correctly.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 06, 2018 09:41 AM (mpXpK)

44 Shoot him now. There's already furniture covers.

Posted by: ElmerFuddPragmatist at November 06, 2018 09:41 AM (FhXTo)

45 Top 50. Word baby.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 06, 2018 09:41 AM (+6jVU)

46 That is not muslin. Peter North shot a "film" in that room last night.

Good luck getting out of that chair.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 06, 2018 09:41 AM (pw+jk)

47 My polling place serves two congressional district. Crazy huh? I live in
Ralph Norman's district. I used to live in James Clyburn's district.
But due to the gerrymandering to keep him elected, the district
boundaries were moved due to the census of 2010. So. Lot's of whites and
blacks. Heavy turnout.

Posted by: JAS at November 06, 2018 09:41 AM (3HNOQ)

48 Richard Baris @Peoples_Pundit
8s
It's very early, but turnout in target Democratic precincts is underperforming, while GOP precinct turnout is outperforming. Collier County crushed first-hour midterm voting. 2100 within a half hour.

Posted by: The MSM is the Deep State's Whore at November 06, 2018 09:41 AM (sXyKU)

49 He's making a list of shitty things to do that week.

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2018 09:41 AM (NLLmE)

50 Tallying the dead. A constant necessity.

Posted by: Leon Trotsky at November 06, 2018 09:42 AM (uova7)

51 History's Greatest Mass Murderer

Posted by: Sharkman at November 06, 2018 09:39 AM (2eKoI)

Don't insult me.

Posted by: Mao Tse Tung at November 06, 2018 09:42 AM (wYseH)

52 Signing death warrants(actually Stalin's favorite thing to do)

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2018 09:42 AM (BXMxN)

53 So Lenin 'harmless'? Like Eichman who 'only' made the trains run or Speer who 'only' made the weapons.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 09:42 AM (r/emI)

54 Where was Lenin in 1930? I thought he died in '29. If so, is this
painting a challenge to Stalin? Russia is about to go into that brawny
socialist realism, but this is exquisite real realism.
---
Maybe, they were doing a Weekend at Vlad's thing

Posted by: Methos at November 06, 2018 09:42 AM (CPS8G)

55 The chairs are draped to hide the blood stains.

(Actual first thought when i saw the painting od Lenin.)

Posted by: Flyover at November 06, 2018 09:42 AM (B5K06)

56 The instigator of a much of the world's problems and establishing a government that in slaved millions for a century. But communism has not worked because it hasn't been tried correctly.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 06, 2018 09:41 AM (mpXpK)
+++++++++
Real socialism has never been tried!

Posted by: Academic NPC at November 06, 2018 09:42 AM (I2dne)

57 Oh No!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 06, 2018 09:40 AM (wYseH)
----------

Finally we agree on something.

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2018 09:42 AM (U5tDi)

58 Opium and pharmaceutical cocaine should be legal on election week because of the obvious reasons.

Posted by: literally serious at November 06, 2018 09:42 AM (ulmY0)

59 Maybe he had cats

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2018 09:38 AM (bim/x)


Yes, Lenin had cats.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8no43o5

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybggkr8p

Posted by: RickZ at November 06, 2018 09:43 AM (Y8PSl)

60 A board meeting of Lenin and Obama.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 06, 2018 09:43 AM (pw+jk)

61 Is this for all the Socialist candidates?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2018 09:43 AM (W+vEI)

62 In my area it sounds like the blue insurgency is out in force but the counter insurgency is meeting the challenge.

Posted by: kallisto at November 06, 2018 09:43 AM (b0Mq7)

63 60 A board meeting of Lenin and Obama.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 06, 2018 09:43 AM (pw+jk)

Hey that's my line!

Posted by: Clint Eastwood at November 06, 2018 09:43 AM (72PAC)

64 Don't insult me.

Posted by: Mao Tse Tung at November 06, 2018 09:42 AM (wYseH)
+++++++++++
Ahem

Posted by: Zombie Pol Pot at November 06, 2018 09:43 AM (I2dne)

65 Thank you Mr. Hobo.*


*(Lenin would pronounce that Novo)

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 06, 2018 09:43 AM (fuK7c)

66 I live in a 70-30 Dem district. Turnout seems normal.

Posted by: wrg500 at November 06, 2018 09:43 AM (9GgkI)

67 Too bad there wasn't someone behind him, ready to put a round in the back of that evil head.

Posted by: GuyfromNH at November 06, 2018 09:44 AM (Gs5TH)

68 Bloody bastard.

Posted by: klaftern at November 06, 2018 09:44 AM (RuIsu)

69 Bill Mitchell @mitchellvii
2m
Just as in 2016, Republicans are running up the score where it matters. Democrats are running up the score where it doesn't.

Posted by: The MSM is the Deep State's Whore at November 06, 2018 09:39 AM (sXyKU
**************************
How would he know this. Is this based on EV?

Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2018 09:44 AM (hECVl)

70 Mao killed more people than Pol Pot or Stalin but only because he had more to work with.

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2018 09:44 AM (BXMxN)

71 The fucker in the painting looks like Tom Perez.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 06, 2018 09:44 AM (r9UYA)

72 My nephew who was conservative when he lived with me strangely contracted a severe case of TDS after he started college (and made many bad choices which shocked and caused dismay to the family). He did encounter some overt racism there, which was new to him after living for four years in a super white area. Although his current group of friends is mostly white.

I should have known something was up when he started telling me that The View is actually a good show. Sigh.

Anyway, the TDS nephew has voted today for his first time. I was hoping he would forget or not be prepared or something.

I work from home and I can see the polling place from my office window. I'll go when there aren't that many cars, probably mid afternoon.

I was going to walk there but it's nasty and wet outside.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2018 09:44 AM (0miBO)

73 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 06, 2018 09:44 AM (tG/o0)

74 The German General Staff in 1945 as Soviet artillery blows Berlin into tiny bits, "Well it seemed a good idea at the time to send Lenin back."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 09:44 AM (r/emI)

75 Hey, Lenin's meeting with Obama!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2018 09:44 AM (oVJmc)

76 Screw this painting. I'll see you guys at Gorilla Time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2018 09:44 AM (5aX2M)

77 Writing some of Obama's speeches.

Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2018 09:45 AM (NpvYf)

78 Put the fucker back on the train and don't stop until you get to Siberia.

And take Stalin with you.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 06, 2018 09:45 AM (kqsXK)

79 Almost all of our communication is controlled by the enemy which is insane. Now they're censoring ads. Large rallies are great, but that only goes so far. We've got to start taking these companies to court, revoking their FCC licenses, or come up with an alternative platform. This can't go on.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 06, 2018 09:45 AM (/qEW2)

80 Mrs. Lenin is in the other room, yelling "stop doing that with your foot!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2018 09:45 AM (BRvh1)

81 Lenin looks much better lying in the glass case.

Posted by: Cosda at November 06, 2018 09:45 AM (lVskb)

82 OrangeManBad

Posted by: NPC 5482-45


Orange is a color so OrangeManBad IS racism.

Posted by: H. Moebius Loop at November 06, 2018 09:45 AM (FhXTo)

83 Finally we agree on something.

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2018 09:42 AM (U5tDi)

Oh No! --> Ohno --> Ono.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 06, 2018 09:45 AM (wYseH)

84 "Dear Ms Ocasio-Cortez, I am wruring to correct some points in my work about which you seem to be unclear. Your understanding of Marxism seems to be on a par with the Unitarian understanding of Christianity. I would like to take this opportunity to help you on this front....

Posted by: JEM at November 06, 2018 09:45 AM (CusUU)

85

EM GULAB SHRIKHAND FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at November 06, 2018 09:45 AM (GEhPL)

86 Polls very busy this morning in my neck of the woods in Prince William County (Corey Stewart county in Northern Virginia). Polls opened At 6. I got there about 0620; line was about 100-150; took about 30 minutes to complete the process.

Cold read of the crowd: 50-50 R & D; although this was a vote before going to work crowd; so they may have skewed R. That said, this area is full of Deep State Swamp Dwellers so who knows.

Weather quite shitty today - cold rain; traffic on 95 going into DC horrible due to accidents.

Stay Turgid, Morons.

Posted by: SnakePlizzken at November 06, 2018 09:45 AM (KoYD9)

87 my favorite is the one where he's in a wheelchair, all stoved up, wrapped in a blanket, skeletal and looking scared shitless of getting offed with eyes like saucers.

Posted by: x at November 06, 2018 09:45 AM (nFwvY)

88 See I told you it was white men that were terrorists. Wait that is Lenin? Nevermind.

Posted by: Don Lemon at November 06, 2018 09:45 AM (pw+jk)

89 Lenin, and to a greater degree Stalin, realized that their greatest threat to power were the Bolsheviks that helped the Communist Party rise to power. A lot of them were purists, and wouldn't like the personal tyranny that Lenin and then Stalin imposed.

So in the passing of time, all the old Bolsheviks were taken to the big Lubyanka and shot.

"If only Comrade Stalin knew, he would stop this!"
He planned it. And Stalin likely had Lenin poisoned so he could take his place.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 06, 2018 09:46 AM (vcOmj)

90 Mao killed more people than Pol Pot or Stalin but only because he had more to work with.
Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2018 09:44 AM (BXMxN)


To be fair, Pol Pot killed off a much larger percentage of the total population. That's worth a trophy right there.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 06, 2018 09:46 AM (32dNJ)

91 29 Of all the things to put on a day like today.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 09:36 AM (/9p9e)

A reminder...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 06, 2018 09:39 AM (wYseH)

A subtle yet deafening message. Point taken. Nice.

Posted by: Kris at November 06, 2018 09:46 AM (OyyDO)

92 History's Greatest Mass Murderer
Posted by: Sharkman at November 06, 2018 09:39 AM (2eKoI)

I think that was Stalin.

Or Trump, if the hysterical fake news media are to be believed.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2018 09:46 AM (0miBO)

93 Lenin, whom the Germany's sent back to Russia to get them out of the war.

Smart move idiots.

Posted by: Kemp at November 06, 2018 09:46 AM (fj8Bm)

94
Political Threads- a limerick

He was Marxist right from the beginnin'
A philosophy that just isn't winnin'
Communism ain't for me
Rips the fabric of so-ciety
You might say I don't cotton to Lenin.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 06, 2018 09:46 AM (m45I2)

95 Beautiful detail in that painting. Very quiet.

Posted by: LASue at November 06, 2018 09:46 AM (XROPS)

96 92 History's Greatest Mass Murderer
Posted by: Sharkman at November 06, 2018 09:39 AM (2eKoI)

I think that was Stalin.

Or Trump, if the hysterical fake news media are to be believed.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2018 09:46 AM (0miBO)

=========

Well, he did repeal Net Neutrality...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 09:46 AM (9kfJR)

97 To be fair, Pol Pot killed off a much larger percentage of the total population. That's worth a trophy right there.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 06, 2018 09:46 AM (32dNJ)
++++++++++++
I got my trophy. You don't want it. It was the "Sideways Pineapple" award.

Posted by: Zombie Pol Pot at November 06, 2018 09:47 AM (I2dne)

98 Lenin, and to a greater degree Stalin, realized that their greatest threat to power were the Bolsheviks that helped the Communist Party rise to power. A lot of them were purists, and wouldn't like the personal tyranny that Lenin and then Stalin imposed.

That's why one should consider a Night of the Long Knives as soon as power is achieved.

Posted by: Zombie A. Hitler at November 06, 2018 09:47 AM (32dNJ)

99 96
92 History's Greatest Mass Murderer

Posted by: Sharkman at November 06, 2018 09:39 AM (2eKoI)



I think that was Stalin.


All Pikers.

Posted by: Mao at November 06, 2018 09:47 AM (fj8Bm)

100 My plans to vote as soon as the polls opened this morning were foiled when Mrs928 said that she wanted to go with me to the polls. I guess we will go at lunch.

Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself at November 06, 2018 09:47 AM (/xOO8)

101 CBD has good taste in art. I like the stuff he selects and I don't even really care for art.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2018 09:47 AM (0miBO)

102 Vlad after death ... preparing for his judgment, making "all for the greater good" arguments for his million man murders.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 06, 2018 09:47 AM (Cus5s)

103 Oh No! --> Ohno --> Ono.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 06, 2018 09:45 AM (wYseH)



How did I get dragged into this?

Posted by: Apollo Ohno at November 06, 2018 09:48 AM (fuK7c)

104 Voted early this morning. Turnout was heavier than what we remembered from 2016...

Posted by: Flyover at November 06, 2018 09:48 AM (B5K06)

105 How dare you Lenin on St Crispin's Day.

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2018 09:48 AM (NLLmE)

106 I hate commies.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 06, 2018 09:48 AM (1beh4)

107 If that little nut Gavrilo Princip hadn't got off two very lucky shots, that painting would be of Lenin living out his golden years in Switzerland. No sealed train for Vlad.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 06, 2018 09:48 AM (xzqr4)

108 Lenin, "Let's see who will be reeducated by execution today."


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 09:39 AM (r/emI)


Weren't you about to slip on some heels and go vote?

Use these -

https://tinyurl.com/y7wvq88b

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 06, 2018 09:48 AM (kqsXK)

109 Man in the white chair -- bleah. My parents and grandparents had cream linen slipcovers for summer on all their furniture. Now I wonder where they all went. Expensive to make and clean, but kept the really expensive upholstery nice over sweaty summers. Dull, faceless, keeping a list social manipulation for the painting.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 06, 2018 09:48 AM (MIKMs)

110 Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2018 09:44 AM (hECVl)
=====-
Bill Mitchell was tight with Trump Campaign in 2016

Posted by: The MSM is the Deep State's Whore at November 06, 2018 09:48 AM (sXyKU)

111 But communism has not worked because it hasn't been tried correctly.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 06, 2018 09:41 AM (mpXpK)

I want to punch someone every time I hear that argument spewed by some brainwashed Leftoid.

Communism can never become anything else, because of redistribution. When a government bureau is given control of all possessions, it becomes an aristocracy by definition - literally a small group that controls all the wealth.

As GK Chesterton put it, there has never been an aristocracy that didn't behave exactly like a small gang.

In my own words, creating an aristocracy in the name of material equality is contradictory, and self-defeating.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at November 06, 2018 09:48 AM (J+mig)

112 I think that was Stalin.

Or Trump, if the hysterical fake news media are to be believed.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2018 09:46 AM (0miBO)


Yes. Trump has killed off at least half of the American population to date, according to news reports.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 06, 2018 09:48 AM (32dNJ)

113 Where was Lenin in 1930? I thought he died in '29.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 06, 2018 09:40 AM (fuK7c)


Lenin died in January '24. He had multiple strokes after being shot in the head by Dora Kaplan in '18.

Posted by: RickZ at November 06, 2018 09:48 AM (Y8PSl)

114 96 92 History's Greatest Mass Murderer
Posted by: Sharkman at November 06, 2018 09:39 AM (2eKoI)

I think that was Stalin.

Or Trump, if the hysterical fake news media are to be believed.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2018 09:46 AM (0miBO)

=========

Well, he did repeal Net Neutrality...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 09:46 AM (9kfJR)

93 million a day since that fateful moment.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2018 09:49 AM (NWiLs)

115 To be fair, Pol Pot killed off a much larger percentage of the total population. That's worth a trophy right there.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 06, 2018 09:46 AM (32dNJ)

===
Yep. Quality versus quantity.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 06, 2018 09:49 AM (pw+jk)

116

"Comrades! The insurrection of five kulak districts should be pitilessly suppressed. The interests of the whole revolution require this because 'the last decisive battle' with the kulaks is now under way everywhere. An example must be demonstrated.

1.Hang (and make sure that the hanging takes place in full view of the people) no fewer than one hundred known landlords, rich men, bloodsuckers.

2.Publish their names.

3.Seize all their grain from them.

4.Designate hostages in accordance with yesterday's telegram.

Do it in such a fashion that for hundreds of kilometres around the people might see, tremble, know, shout: "they are strangling, and will strangle to death, the bloodsucking kulaks".

Telegraph receipt and implementation.

Yours, Lenin.

P.S. Find some truly hard people"

- Lenin, to the leadership of the Penza district

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 06, 2018 09:49 AM (LsBY9)

117 104 Voted early this morning. Turnout was heavier than what we remembered from 2016...
Posted by: Flyover at November 06, 2018 09:48 AM (B5K06)

===========

I voted at the same time I did in 2016.

Turnout was a bit lighter (the line through the high school was less tortuous than two years ago), but still very heavy.

SC1

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 09:49 AM (9kfJR)

118 Or Trump, if the hysterical fake news media are to be believed.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2018 09:46 AM (0miBO)

Well, Trump *would have* if not for the brave heroics of the media.

So it's really like the jobs "created or saved" sort of thing.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 06, 2018 09:49 AM (KUaJL)

119 They have covers on the chair because Lenin was a piece of shit.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2018 09:49 AM (oVJmc)

120 Ya know, I've lived here for 27 years and have voted in every election, and I have NEVER seen the number of people voting as I did this morning.

Posted by: JT at November 06, 2018 09:49 AM (tG/o0)

121 ""Just as in 2016, Republicans are running up the score where it matters. Democrats are running up the score where it doesn't."

Thus Ezra "SoiBoi" Klein's crapola about "winning the popular vote" for the House.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 06, 2018 09:49 AM (vOkuK)

122 Oh No! --> Ohno --> Ono.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 06, 2018 09:45 AM (wYseH)
-------

I no --> I know --> it was a joke.

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2018 09:49 AM (U5tDi)

123 "Dear Leon: I've been stocking up on tools. Dacha Depot has a deal on ice axes, think I'll order one."

Posted by: Comrade Lenin at November 06, 2018 09:49 AM (RfnqA)

124 70 Mao killed more people than Pol Pot or Stalin but only because he had more to work with.
Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2018 09:44 AM (BXMxN)

Dude, those are like Steroid-Era stats.

You wipe out on a moped in China and you'll take out a couple dozen people, easy.

Posted by: Bill Burr at November 06, 2018 09:49 AM (BRvh1)

125 I need this like a hole in the head.

Posted by: Leon Trotsky at November 06, 2018 09:49 AM (/xOO8)

126 sorry Richard Baris does his own polling & I am sure he has friends that have realtime data

Posted by: The MSM is the Deep State's Whore at November 06, 2018 09:50 AM (sXyKU)

127 He did encounter some overt racism there, which was new to him after living for four years in a super white area. Although his current group of friends is mostly white.

I should have known something was up when he started telling me that The View is actually a good show. Sigh.
...
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2018 09:44 AM (0miBO)


If he enjoys the View, it might not be a racism problem so much as a sexual identity problem that's causing the TDS. What does he think of the Golden Girls?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 06, 2018 09:50 AM (/qEW2)

128 Is that Lenin and his first wife?

Posted by: Fritz at November 06, 2018 09:50 AM (2Mnv1)

129 *looks at shoes and attacks closet*

Now I've got to change my ensemble to match those shoes. On this gray dreary drizzly day will blind motorists with all the bright colors.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 09:50 AM (r/emI)

130 Lenin? On election day?

Posted by: WisRich at November 06, 2018 09:50 AM (G0vdT)

131 All Pikers.
Posted by: Mao at November 06, 2018 09:47 AM (fj8Bm)

--------------------

Credit where credit is due. Without me, you wouldn't have had your chance.

Posted by: Zombie V Lenin at November 06, 2018 09:50 AM (qC1Sy)

132 There's no tree. Just that freeze dried anal wart sitting at a table.

Not art.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at November 06, 2018 09:51 AM (CPk08)

133 Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 06, 2018 09:46 AM (vcOmj)

Hmmm....

Lenin founded the Bolshviks, and whatever anti-Lenin elements there were within the party he purged, vigorously and violently. By the time he came to power I doubt there was much pure communism (whatever that is) left within the party apparatus.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 06, 2018 09:51 AM (wYseH)

134 If you have not yet done so, vote!

And drag as many Normals to the polls as you can.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 06, 2018 09:51 AM (72PAC)

135 Sometimes we think we live in the same world as our dogs but it's clear that we don't.

A moment ago a small gray squirrel went trotting across the top of our backyard fence a hundred feet outside our closed back door.

Our little 20 pound Bulldog mix went from sound asleep on the sofa facing the other way to full alert at the back window begging to get out in about 1 second.

Posted by: JEM at November 06, 2018 09:51 AM (CusUU)

136 In America you complain about painting.

In Soviet Russia, painting complain about you.

Seriously, I wouldn't want to be on his list.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 06, 2018 09:51 AM (hqZPQ)

137 Here in Delaware County, Ohio, the polling place was steady at 7:45. The booths were full, but there was quick enough turnover that I didn't have to wait to vote. I was in and out in ten minutes. According to one poll worker, they were busy for the first hour as everyone voted before work.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 06, 2018 09:51 AM (wCmLp)

138 Lenin died in January '24. He had multiple strokes after being shot in the head by Dora Kaplan in '18.
Posted by: RickZ at November 06, 2018 09:48 AM (Y8PSl)



What is it with Russians not dying when shot in head?

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2018 09:51 AM (NLLmE)

139 I'm warming up the helicopter, sir.

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at November 06, 2018 09:51 AM (QpZVV)

140 Top Mass Murderer Per Capita: Genghis Khan.

Mao and Stalin has the industrial mechanisms.

Khan used elephants and swords.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 06, 2018 09:51 AM (1beh4)

141 Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2018 09:44 AM (0miBO)
+++++++++
College radicalized me, too - in the other direction. I walked in a squishy moderate and walked out a dedicated anti-leftist. Hopefully his condition isn't permanent.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2018 09:52 AM (I2dne)

142 I thought there was just an MUMR sighting. Maybe I'm hallucinating.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 06, 2018 09:52 AM (32dNJ)

143 What is it with Russians not dying when shot in head?

Rude, that's what it is.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2018 09:52 AM (oVJmc)

144 I'm disappointed we don't have a painting of Conan The Barbarian under Lenin.

Posted by: literally serious at November 06, 2018 09:52 AM (ulmY0)

145 Good morning chique! Please pick you moment, hopefully a dry one, but vote! The forces of Truth and Justice need you today.


Young people go through their lefty phase, but hopefully your nephew comes out the other side. Sorry to hear about the racists, but better to confront that right to their faces than to let it ride.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, VoteRed and Be Happy at November 06, 2018 09:52 AM (Z216Q)

146 Lenin: still dead.

Posted by: sinalco at November 06, 2018 09:52 AM (yODqO)

147 120
Ya know, I've lived here for 27 years and have voted in every election,
and I have NEVER seen the number of people voting as I did this
morning.

Posted by: JT at November 06, 2018 09:49 AM (tG/o0)
From the reports posted by the horde about the crowds, the results tonight are going to be a repudiation. Question is: who.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 06, 2018 09:52 AM (jxbfJ)

148 Truly and really Lenin was a sack of shit.

Posted by: Dan Patterson at November 06, 2018 09:52 AM (ln5wD)

149 \Khan used elephants and swords.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 06, 2018 09:51 AM (1beh4)

ZOMG Trump's symbol is an elephant! Ghengis Khan and Trumf are the same!!11!

Posted by: NPC 452387 at November 06, 2018 09:52 AM (72PAC)

150 You have to shoot them somewhere vital,like the liver...

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2018 09:52 AM (BXMxN)

151 Head Stroke. Head Stroke.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 06, 2018 09:53 AM (2LelM)

152 I voted at the high school...and I got a date with one of the sophomore cheerleaders. So, win-win.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 06, 2018 09:53 AM (hqZPQ)

153 Hopefully, the anecdotal evidence we're seeing is a good indicator of the way things are going.

Posted by: Blake - used ampersand salesman&&&&& at November 06, 2018 09:53 AM (qC1Sy)

154
If he enjoys the View, it might not be a racism problem so much as a sexual identity problem that's causing the TDS. What does he think of the Golden Girls?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 06, 2018 09:50 AM (/qEW2)

This is my nephew whom I raised for 5 years we are talking about.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2018 09:53 AM (0miBO)

155 That the Daily Racing Form and Lenin is checking his pick for the Kentucky Derby.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 06, 2018 09:53 AM (1beh4)

156 What is it with Russians not dying when shot in head?
Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2018 09:51 AM (NLLmE)
++++++++++
Superior SMR skulls.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2018 09:53 AM (I2dne)

157 Now I've got to change my ensemble to match those shoes. On this gray dreary drizzly day will blind motorists with all the bright colors.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 09:50 AM (r/emI)



Oooh, you rich people with your "ensembles" and your matching "shoes."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 06, 2018 09:53 AM (32dNJ)

158 40 Linen > (Lenin = Lennon)
Posted by: Science! at November 06, 2018 09:40 AM (BrQrN)


"Fuck you!"

- - Makik Sabazz, Black Muslin

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 09:53 AM (/9p9e)

159 Dr. Linkincrack Psychoanalyzes Himself.

"So, you mentioned dat your fatha never expressed affection for you. How do you fell about dat?"

Gets up and walks over to chair.

"Vell, he was an asshole."

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at November 06, 2018 09:53 AM (3sjI6)

160 Is the Lenin portrait to motivate us to vote?

Going soon. Polls here just opened 54 minutes ago I'll probably head up there around 10:30. I like to try and go in between waves of people as plenty will show up over lunch.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 06, 2018 09:53 AM (4ErVI)

161 Later all. Hope for the best, prepare for the worst. Keep things in perspective.


And endeavour to persevere.


('cause I can't endeavor without "u")

Posted by: Muldoon at November 06, 2018 09:54 AM (m45I2)

162 What is it with Russians not dying when shot in head?
Posted by: eleven

Look up how Rasputin died. Drank poison, got shot and beaten, and only died when he drowned in the river where the nobles threw him in.

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at November 06, 2018 09:54 AM (QpZVV)

163 CBD's art inspires me to #VOTE and #Resist #BAMN

Orange man bad

AoS bad #5YearPlan #kulaks #wreckers #Kolyma

Posted by: 1001110_01010000_01000011_00110001 at November 06, 2018 09:54 AM (5aX2M)

164 111 As GK Chesterton put it, there has never been an aristocracy that didn't behave exactly like a small gang.



In my own words, creating an aristocracy in the name of material equality is contradictory, and self-defeating.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at November 06, 2018 09:48 AM (J+mig)

Bastiat said it would never work long before Chesterton.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 06, 2018 09:54 AM (mpXpK)

165 What is it with Russians not dying when shot in head?
Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2018 09:51 AM (NLLmE)

It's not just being shot.

Posted by: Rasputin at November 06, 2018 09:54 AM (KUaJL)

166 What is it with Russians not dying when shot in head?
Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2018 09:51 AM (NLLmE)



Their brains are tiny, and very hard from alcohol.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 06, 2018 09:54 AM (32dNJ)

167 So, Mrs Gropnik, how long have you felt you are invisible?

Posted by: Bruce at November 06, 2018 09:54 AM (8ikIW)

168 Is there a time before evening when we can expect actual real polling results?

Not exit polls or commie media BS, but actual data.

Or is it all anecdotal until the polls close?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 06, 2018 09:55 AM (72PAC)

169 Superior SMR skulls.


That's why you use an axe.

Posted by: Ramon Mercader at November 06, 2018 09:55 AM (/xOO8)

170 Loving Father, please rescue us from those who want to make the State our god. We ask this in the victorious name of Jesus.

Amen.

Posted by: Emmie at November 06, 2018 09:55 AM (4HMW8)

171 What is it with Russians not dying when shot in head?

Rude, that's what it is.



Puny bullets from puny cucks, bah!

Posted by: Rasputin at November 06, 2018 09:55 AM (fuK7c)

172 >>I should have known something was up when he started telling me that The View is actually a good show. Sigh.



Oh...my!
Those women are frightening.
Sorry to hear that, chique.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2018 09:55 AM (W+vEI)

173 Posted by: Huck Follywood, VoteRed and Be Happy at November 06, 2018 09:52 AM (Z216Q)

Thanks. I will definitely vote. At the very least I need to cancel his vote, LOL.

I don't need it to be dry. Just need a non-crowded time so I can quickly get back to working.

Not that I'm working at this very moment....

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2018 09:55 AM (0miBO)

174 168 So, Mrs Gropnik, how long have you felt you are invisible?

LOL!!!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 06, 2018 09:55 AM (1beh4)

175 Im so confused. Back in my day, Unions were anti immigration.

Maybe I need to eat more brains

Posted by: Zombie Lenin at November 06, 2018 09:55 AM (JH5vx)

176
Typical commie douche. Writing on his leg and struggling when there's a perfectly good table just 12 inches away.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 06, 2018 09:55 AM (veoSD)

177 It's not just being shot.Posted by: Rasputin at November 06, 2018 09:54 AM (KUaJL)::
Back under the ice, asshole.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at November 06, 2018 09:55 AM (CPk08)

178 Rasputin??

https://youtu.be/SYnVYJDxu2Q

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 09:55 AM (r/emI)

179 What is it with Russians not dying when shot in head?
Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2018 09:51 AM (NLLmE)



Don't axe!

Posted by: J. Stalin at November 06, 2018 09:56 AM (32dNJ)

180 169 Is there a time before evening when we can expect actual real polling results?

Not exit polls or commie media BS, but actual data.

Or is it all anecdotal until the polls close?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 06, 2018 09:55 AM (72PAC)
----------------

Everything is anecdotal until the actual ballots are counted and the extra ballots are found in the trunk of a car.

Posted by: Blake - used ampersand salesman&&&&& at November 06, 2018 09:56 AM (qC1Sy)

181 I feel personally triggered by this thread.

Posted by: Anatasia at November 06, 2018 09:56 AM (72PAC)

182 The more I read about Russian history, the more I understand why Russians are hard-drinking SOBs. They've had bad leader after bad leader since Rus. The Mongols, the Czars, Lenin, Stalin, Putin. I think Yeltsin was OK, but wow. It's all they've known. Oh and the climate, too. Have they ever know a decent ruler?

Posted by: Kris at November 06, 2018 09:56 AM (OyyDO)

183 They should have used .45ACP instead of the wimpy 9mm kurz...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 09:56 AM (r/emI)

184
Well, he did repeal Net Neutrality..

And the European Climate Thingy whatever.

Which killed us all. Again.


Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 09:57 AM (LL1Be)

185 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 06, 2018 09:50 AM (/qEW2)

Uh...chique d'afrique is refering to a relative.

Not nice.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 06, 2018 09:57 AM (wYseH)

186 Definitely not an Italian household.

If it were, they wouldn't have white sheets over the upholstery.

It would be that clear plastic protector.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 06, 2018 09:57 AM (1beh4)

187 Dear Santa,

I want a red bike and a new soccer ball and that new Star Wars lego set and the clothes off the peasants' backs and the blood of my enemies to run in the streets.

Truly yours,
-Lenny

Posted by: red speck at November 06, 2018 09:57 AM (6Krd7)

188 TX: Veto Beto

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at November 06, 2018 09:57 AM (sqAUh)

189 Princess, so do I. Guess best go and vote.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 09:57 AM (r/emI)

190 Typical commie douche. Writing on his leg and struggling when there's a perfectly good table just 12 inches away.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 06, 2018 09:55 AM (veoSD)

LOL

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2018 09:57 AM (0miBO)

191 Mrs. Gropnick is touching herself inappropriately during this therapy session.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 06, 2018 09:58 AM (1beh4)

192 Looks like Fox News site is down.

What a coincidence!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 06, 2018 09:58 AM (4ErVI)

193 What is it with Russians not dying when shot in head?

If you keep filling the wound with vodka, there are no interruptions in service.

Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2018 09:58 AM (OiC69)

194 We can thank the Germans in WWI for helping pay for this lunatic take over Russia.

German Motto: Screwing up Europe since 1914.



Posted by: William Eaton at November 06, 2018 09:58 AM (MuTTO)

195 Khan used elephants and swords.

We got the sword thing down, now about those elephants...

Posted by: Hutu National Revolutionary Movement for Democracy and Development at November 06, 2018 09:58 AM (CusUU)

196
Lenin, POS

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 06, 2018 09:58 AM (pNxlR)

197 This looks like a bad omen for Election Day.

Posted by: rickl at November 06, 2018 09:58 AM (xjiRE)

198 . . . And you get a bullet in the back of the head, and you get a bullet in the back of the head, and . . . YOU get a bullet in the back of the head!

Posted by: The Vozhd at November 06, 2018 09:59 AM (mUa7G)

199 190 Typical commie douche. Writing on his leg and struggling when there's a perfectly good table just 12 inches away.

Tables are a tool for the proletariat.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 06, 2018 09:59 AM (1beh4)

200 We can thank the Germans in WWI for helping pay for this lunatic take over Russia.

German Motto: Screwing up Europe since 1914.



Posted by: William Eaton at November 06, 2018 09:58 AM (MuTTO)







Since 1871.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 06, 2018 10:00 AM (veoSD)

201 >>Everything is anecdotal until the actual ballots are counted and the extra ballots are found in the trunk of a car.


WA results should be finalized sometime in January...or February.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 06, 2018 10:00 AM (r9UYA)

202 136 In America you complain about painting.

In Soviet Russia, painting complain about you.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 06, 2018 09:51 AM (hqZPQ)

In Soviet Russia, paintings don't complain, or else.

Posted by: Kris at November 06, 2018 10:00 AM (OyyDO)

203
Probably taking the day off from commenting and even reading anything political online. Sick unto death of the whipped up hysteria of the Left, the lies and bias of the MSM and the non-stop commercials polluting TV.

I voted early and there's nothing more to do.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 06, 2018 10:00 AM (LsBY9)

204 Since 1871.


What's wrong with kicking the shit out of France?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 06, 2018 10:00 AM (fuK7c)

205 Beating up France is a German national past time.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 10:01 AM (r/emI)

206 Typical commie douche. Writing on his leg and struggling when there's a perfectly good table just 12 inches away.


It's one of those finger puppet books.

Guess what he's using instead of his finger?

Posted by: Bruce at November 06, 2018 10:01 AM (8ikIW)

207 NPR is pulling all the stops. Some NPR disembodied voice (reporter, not interviewee). In the space of 10 seconds, described Sinema as "very moderate" and "very centrist." A 3 minute hagiographic piece on Shirley Chisholm ended with a reminder that Stacy Abrams is also a black woman.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderber's phone at November 06, 2018 10:01 AM (wS7Kp)

208 188 TX: Veto Beto
Posted by: Hans O'Lo at November 06, 2018 09:57 AM (sqAUh)
----

Would that be Robert Francis O'Rourke?

Posted by: WisRich at November 06, 2018 10:01 AM (G0vdT)

209 Political Polls
@Politics_Polls
MIsen:
Debbie Stabenow (D) 49% (+3)
John James (R) 46%

Mitchell Research 11/5
realclearpolitics.com/docs/Mitchell
=====
2nd Poll in 24 hours with James within Margin of Error

Posted by: The MSM is the Deep State's Whore at November 06, 2018 10:01 AM (sXyKU)

210 Posted by: JT at November 06, 2018 09:49 AM (tG/o0)

I live in a rural town of 2100 people. In 30 years, today was the first time I ever had to wait in line. It was very brief, but still.

After sending my ballot into the shredder, it counted my ballot as #65. At 6:45 in the morning. We've had elections where only 120 votes were cast.

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at November 06, 2018 10:01 AM (JZMRD)

211 What's wrong with kicking the shit out of France?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 06, 2018 10:00 AM (fuK7c)
++++++++++++
They remember - and then force a bad settlement after the next war, and then this leaves nasty groundwork behind that will lead to another war later?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2018 10:01 AM (I2dne)

212 On a percentage basis, Pol Pot is tough to beat . Something like 20 per cent of Cambodia's population.

He was a "reformer", and wanted to return Cambodia to an agrarian society. So the "intellectuals" had to go. As in, people who could read. Even people who wore glasses. The idea was, killing people with glasses, would improve eyesight over time. Hm. One of the schemes for the genocide used, under the pretense of issuing new ID cards or some kind of rough equivalent, many people were instructed to report to the countryside. Never seen again. Mechanics and laborers, anyone with any sort of technical experience was targeted too.

I've been to the site of the killing fields. The soil still has a grey color, and an odor. There is a huge pile of skulls in this "display case" for lack of a better term. Really sobering. Cambodians are great people.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 06, 2018 10:02 AM (KeRzR)

213 I just finished a water safari. Genuinely fascinating.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 06, 2018 10:02 AM (MCkg8)

214 I would have figured Lenin a plastic chair cover kind of guy.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at November 06, 2018 10:02 AM (hSQF+)

215 "Let's see...Imagine all the people..."

Posted by: Vlad Lenin at November 06, 2018 10:02 AM (uRe+P)

216 oh my God, let's talk about the important things, the Blackhawks fired Coach Q today...

what the hell...

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 06, 2018 10:02 AM (8D42x)

217 What's wrong with kicking the shit out of France?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 06, 2018 10:00 AM (fuK7c)


NOW the hashes are getting serious!

Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2018 10:02 AM (Ydn2k)

218
172 >>I should have known something was up when he started telling me that The View is actually a good show. Sigh.


It's nothing but vapidities, delivered with a surfeit of moral preening and screeching, but mostly screeching.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 06, 2018 10:02 AM (pNxlR)

219 692 Why didn't Josh take the stage last night with Trump?

Posted by: Kemp at November 06, 2018 09:44 AM (fj8Bm)

Kemp, you posted this in the last thread....

He did take the stage last night. He was very good!

Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2018 10:02 AM (cF8AT)

220 Sincere request:

Please replace the Lenin painting right now. Put up something patriotic.

I get it's a warning. Today isn't the day for it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, VoteRed and Be Happy at November 06, 2018 10:03 AM (Z216Q)

221
Very Pithy.

As in, I wish I was there to come up behind him and pith him like a frog in the bio lab.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 06, 2018 10:03 AM (UFLLM)

222 216 oh my God, let's talk about the important things, the Blackhawks fired Coach Q today...

what the hell...
Posted by: SturmToddler at November 06, 2018 10:02 AM (8D42x)

Wow. Those Blackhawks did have a helluva run.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 06, 2018 10:03 AM (72PAC)

223 "Everything is anecdotal until the actual ballots are counted and the extra ballots are found in the trunk of a car.


Posted by: Blake"

I'll relax only when I see the MSM propagandists breaking down in tears, cursing racist American and talking about going to Canada.

Posted by: Ripley at November 06, 2018 10:03 AM (MxEKc)

224
204 Since 1871.


What's wrong with kicking the shit out of France?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 06, 2018 10:00 AM (fuK7c)







On the surface, nothing wrong with that.

But a reunited Germany gave Willie Kaiser the power to really make a mess of Europe in 1914. If he had just succeeded as King of Prussia, no one would have given him a second thought.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 06, 2018 10:03 AM (veoSD)

225 Best comment on the Red Dead Redemption video: It's OK: the croc is female.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at November 06, 2018 10:04 AM (CPk08)

226 Posted by: SturmToddler at November 06, 2018 10:02 AM (8D42x)
======
Hockey coaches Burn out & or Team tunes them out

Posted by: The MSM is the Deep State's Whore at November 06, 2018 10:04 AM (sXyKU)

227 Youngest and I went early today and the line was about 45 min wait -- I have never seen that before on a midterm. Took about an hour, again, longer than I have ever seen in an off-year.

When all the yelling and such dies down I am going to start a campaign for 'plain language' in all propositions. Trying to parse these things is just as bad as bogus literacy tests. Kidlet and I disagree about a few candidates, but the 'propositions' are written so badly she even spoiled a ballot (with long lines) because she hadn't gone far enough into the double-triple negative switches in the paragraph.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 06, 2018 10:04 AM (MIKMs)

228 What is it with Russians not dying when shot in head?
Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2018 09:51 AM (NLLmE)


They're not efficient, that's what it is.

Posted by: A. Hitler at November 06, 2018 10:04 AM (kqsXK)

229 22 Who is the guy sitting with Obama?
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 06, 2018 09:39 AM (pw+jk)


I see what you did there.

Punk.

Posted by: Clint Eastwood at November 06, 2018 10:04 AM (7YrFp)

230 Imagine there's no heaven

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 06, 2018 10:05 AM (+y/Ru)

231 Posted by: The MSM is the Deep State's Whore at November 06, 2018 10:01 AM (sXyKU)

If that Mitchell poll is accurate, John James will win. No idea of its accuracy though.

Posted by: clutch at November 06, 2018 10:05 AM (kiSdp)

232 I actually laughed when the croc went *chomp* as that Suffragette was truly annoying pushing yet another sexist idiotology.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 10:05 AM (r/emI)

233 Fox has an article up about all those Democrat AG's placed into office in blue States by commie Soros are blocking Trump's agenda by serial lawfare. He should start a program of cutting off all federal funds to those States and initiating civil suits against their AGs for corruption.


If he cut off all federal payments to CA they would be bankrupt in a week.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 06, 2018 10:06 AM (mpXpK)

234 Thinking back about Rasputin, I think what happened after the poison didn't kill him, the killers started chasing him and shot him in the back. As they started congratulating themselves, Rasputin got up and ran outside.

Not bad for a Tsaress's lover.

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at November 06, 2018 10:06 AM (QpZVV)

235 153 Hopefully, the anecdotal evidence we're seeing is a good indicator of the way things are going.

I'll feel better once I see concerned tweets from Chuck Todd.

Posted by: Floyd of Rosedale at November 06, 2018 10:06 AM (ICaYg)

236 Wakes up.
Scratches.
Looks around.
Dang. Ballot already in so not much to do. I did get a new MEGA hat.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2018 10:06 AM (0tfLf)

237 When all the yelling and such dies down I am going to start a campaign for 'plain language' in all propositions. Trying to parse these things is just as bad as bogus literacy tests. Kidlet and I disagree about a few candidates, but the 'propositions' are written so badly she even spoiled a ballot (with long lines) because she hadn't gone far enough into the double-triple negative switches in the paragraph.
Posted by: mustbequantum at November 06, 2018 10:04 AM (MIKMs)
++++++++++++
I have a process for this:
1) I read the initiative. If it is clear, I consider it.
2) If it is unclear, I reread it. Less likely to consider it.
3) If it is still unclear, I reread it again, more slowly, with notes. Very unlikely to consider it.
4) If it is still unclear, I ask myself, "do I need to diagram this to try to make sense of it?" If the answer to that is "yes," (it almost always is if it gets to this point) then I vote against it no matter what.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2018 10:07 AM (I2dne)

238 >>What is it with Russians not dying when shot in head?

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2018 09:51 AM (NLLmE)


The Makarov wasn't produced until 1951?

Posted by: Under Fire at November 06, 2018 10:07 AM (r9UYA)

239 Germans?

pffft. Pikers.

Posted by: Bethlen Gabor at November 06, 2018 10:07 AM (BRvh1)

240 >>>Everything is anecdotal until the actual ballots are counted and the extra ballots are found in the trunk of a car.


IIRC, when so many states refused to participate in Trump's voting review board thingy he said 'fine' and handed over that to DHS.

Not ideal, semi(?) federalizing voting, but...I bet in the short term they will be finding voting "irregularities" the locals have no interest in finding IYKWIM. See the Georgia Democrat party getting caught allegedly attempting to hack the voter rolls


Think they'll regret forgoing option A that allowed states to be involved.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2018 10:07 AM (W+vEI)

241 Alas, this is a good painting. The artist was a student of my favorite Russian painter, Ilya Repin. What's interesting is that Lenin was very supportive of the Avant Garde. After his death tho, Stalin forced Russian art to develop Socialist Realism. This is an early example. I can't help but think that Brodsky was influenced somehow by David's "Marat". It was the first thing I thought of when I saw this work. They are very, very similar.

Posted by: Kris at November 06, 2018 10:07 AM (OyyDO)

242 Please replace the Lenin painting right now. Put up something patriotic.


Pish posh. This is the art thread and that is glorious art.

I know it's CBD's messaging as well, and I knew we would end up talking more about Lenin than about the drawing, but look at the drawing.

Look at the newspapers, the way the light hits the carved table, the sheen of the floor. I wish we'd had this painting on another day so that people would talk about the painting.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 06, 2018 10:07 AM (fuK7c)

243
Finishing up a few things here at work before going out to vote. Yay me.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 06, 2018 10:07 AM (veoSD)

244 " The idea was, killing people with glasses, would improve eyesight over time. Hm"


Hm is right.
Lysenkoism applied to the human genome.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 06, 2018 10:08 AM (tSXzq)

245
What does he think of the Golden Girls?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear


Maude 2 - Electric Boogaloo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 06, 2018 10:08 AM (aKsyK)

246
It is to amuse -- the zeks asked if today was a "no work day" on the Greater North American Dignity Canal because of "bad weather".

"No!" we replied, and promptly thinned their daily gruel ration by half with fetid rainwater.

Posted by: :^| :^| :^| ~~ We want our, we want our, we want our NPCs! at November 06, 2018 10:09 AM (pNxlR)

247 Perfect morning to curl up under the blanky. If I had any cognac I'd be sipping.

Posted by: kallisto at November 06, 2018 10:09 AM (b0Mq7)

248 If it is still unclear, I ask myself, "do I need to diagram this to try
to make sense of it?" If the answer to that is "yes," (it almost always
is if it gets to this point) then I vote against it no matter what.
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Unfortunately, to be against the proposition means you vote yes. Crazypants nasty.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 06, 2018 10:10 AM (MIKMs)

249 I do not have a good feeling about my Congressional District.


I think Jay Webber is toast based on the higher than usual female turnout at my polling place.

It might have helped if he ran a freaking ad or two.


I literally saw 2 ads in over four months from his campaign.


That sucks if my district turns blue.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 06, 2018 10:10 AM (2JcMg)

250 Uh...chique d'afrique is refering to a relative.

Not nice.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 06, 2018 09:57 AM (wYseH)

Thanks, CBD. I paid for his entire first year of college minus grants and scholarships so that he wouldn't be the first member of the family to have to take student loans. All down the drain. Long story. Sigh.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2018 10:10 AM (8eJVD)

251 Little known fact, everyone covered their furniture before the commies came to visit.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 06, 2018 10:10 AM (xfb67)

252 Where in the fuck is Palp? Is the dude ok?

Posted by: literally serious at November 06, 2018 10:10 AM (ulmY0)

253 208: Would that be Robert Francis O'Rourke?
Yep, the Irishman. Weird nickname for an Irishman, I must say.

But hey, at least he had the sense to ask a Kennedy to drive for him recently.

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at November 06, 2018 10:10 AM (sqAUh)

254 now i just need one more adverb to finish this madlib

Posted by: Vlad at November 06, 2018 10:11 AM (NF7WJ)

255 *taps chin*

Some Band-Maid or Baby Metal? Maybe Heilung? What the heck is this?
https://youtu.be/qhPLK1Tn1GQ

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 10:11 AM (r/emI)

256 >> In the space of 10 seconds, described Sinema as "very moderate" and "very centrist."


Those are not terms that apply to anyone who is a member of Code Pink.

They don't do "moderate."

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2018 10:11 AM (W+vEI)

257 Freaking Germany sent Lenin back to Russia and the die was cast. This single act may have been the most significant act in modern history.

Posted by: Not Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 06, 2018 10:11 AM (A6Xv7)

258 Since 1871.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 06, 2018 10:00 AM (veoSD)

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I give the Germans a break until they got rid of Bismarck.

Posted by: William Eaton at November 06, 2018 10:11 AM (MuTTO)

259 and there, the great man, in that quiet solitary moment writes the words that change history. o great man, titan!

it's amazing. german intelligence smuggled lenin back into russia so he could cause a revolution and take russia out of the war - and it worked.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 06, 2018 10:11 AM (Pg+x7)

260 Nevernind.

Posted by: literally serious at November 06, 2018 10:11 AM (ulmY0)

261 251 Little known fact, everyone covered their furniture before the commies came to visit.
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That's cuz they hadn't reversed engineered plastic slip covers.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 06, 2018 10:12 AM (2LelM)

262
Not a great lover of the Blackhawks and that twerp Patrick Kane, but Quenneville did a hell of a job for them. I expect he'll get snapped up.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 06, 2018 10:12 AM (LsBY9)

263 What's wrong with kicking the shit out of France?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 06, 2018 10:00 AM (fuK7c)


Well, nothing wrong with it. Just not much of a challenge. And we know the Germans need a challenge. Like a three front war. That's the ticket!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at November 06, 2018 10:13 AM (3sjI6)

264
"No!" we replied, and promptly thinned their daily gruel ration by half with fetid rainwater.
Dude.
That water could be used for dacha garden irrigation.

What a waste.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 10:13 AM (LL1Be)

265 Unfortunately, to be against the proposition means you vote yes. Crazypants nasty.
Posted by: mustbequantum at November 06, 2018 10:10 AM (MIKMs)
++++++++++++
That is somewhat unusual in my state, but that is why you have to actually diagram the sentence. But I am included to agree - if a 10th grader can't get it, it's too complicated for the ballot.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2018 10:13 AM (I2dne)

266 257 Freaking Germany sent Lenin back to Russia and the die was cast. This single act may have been the most significant act in modern history.
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Karma. It didn't take long for it to boomerang on Germany. Look on the bright side, it got Hitler elected who then killed 28 million Soviets.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 06, 2018 10:13 AM (2LelM)

267 it's amazing. german intelligence smuggled lenin back into russia so he could cause a revolution and take russia out of the war - and it worked.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp

The Germans are good at that sort of thing....witness the Frankfort School.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 06, 2018 10:13 AM (FTlwv)

268


Mmmmmmmmmmmm, Bismarck!

Posted by: Homer Simpson at November 06, 2018 10:13 AM (aKsyK)

269 Some good news for morons. Titans beat Cowboys last night. Bad news is I didn't stay up to watch them lose.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 06, 2018 10:14 AM (2LelM)

270 Posted by: Kreplach at November 06, 2018 10:10 AM (2JcMg)

Many years ago I lived in Sussex. Are you anywhere near there?

Posted by: clutch at November 06, 2018 10:14 AM (kiSdp)

271
Most of the world's problems are started by Europeans and fixed by Anglo-Saxons.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 06, 2018 10:14 AM (LsBY9)

272


Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, frankfurter school!

Posted by: Homer Simpson at November 06, 2018 10:14 AM (aKsyK)

273 Posted by: Kris at November 06, 2018 10:07 AM (OyyDO)

You know who also hated Avant Garde art and demanded socialist realism?

Posted by: Not Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 06, 2018 10:15 AM (A6Xv7)

274 If Wilson & Co had been willing to enter a negotiated peace, the War might have ended a year earlier, Lenin likely not sent back to Russia,.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at November 06, 2018 10:15 AM (3J8L2)

275 Voted on my way in to work. Took about 45 minutes. Steady stream of people but not a huge line.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2018 10:15 AM (kG5hP)

276 Comrade. Come, let us cast ballots for Mother Russia!

Posted by: Lennon at November 06, 2018 10:15 AM (2Mnv1)

277 Both spotify and snapchat have felt the need to remind me to vote today. FOAD.

Posted by: brak at November 06, 2018 10:16 AM (VckGX)

278
If the Cowboys went 0-16 for the next 200 years, my hatred would still be white hot.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 06, 2018 10:16 AM (LsBY9)

279 Trump has amazing energy for someone who eats like he does.

Can you believe the stupid GOP wanted Jeb!

Low energy indeed.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 06, 2018 10:17 AM (jUVms)

280 I see we have a automated lunatic removal script running.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at November 06, 2018 10:17 AM (uGHnY)

281 271
Most of the world's problems are started by Europeans and fixed by Anglo-Saxons.
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More accurately, Continental Powers versus Naval (Viking) Powers have different pressure points. Its really hard having to defend 360 degrees with no real geographic defenses.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 06, 2018 10:17 AM (2LelM)

282 Try the borscht. It's to die for.

Posted by: and get the Leon Trotskies at November 06, 2018 10:17 AM (uova7)

283 And yes, Ladies and Gents, in the fine Seattle neighborhood of Fremont, still there stands a 12 foot tall statue of Lenin, right in front of the coffee dhopnat the busiest intersection, somehow all these years unmolested by sane passers-by.

Well, unmolested except for the red painted fangs and hands. At least one person in that town has a soul.

Imagine if a town anywhere in the world decided to officially host a 12 foot statue of Hitler, a man whose body count was substantially less than Lenin.

I live in a fucked up town. Sigh.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 06, 2018 10:17 AM (2eKoI)

284 Trump has amazing energy for someone who eats like he does.

Can you believe the stupid GOP wanted Jeb!

Low energy indeed.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 06, 2018 10:17 AM (jUVms)
+++++++++++++
Well, in fairness, Trump makes every person I have ever met in my life appear to be "low energy." It isn't entirely fair to compare anyone to the human dynamo.

But yeah - Jeb seemed to spend his time wandering through the doldrums.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2018 10:19 AM (I2dne)

285 @270

Morris County.

It was rep'd by Rodney Frelinghuysen who retired and his seat is being vied for by Jay Webber and "Mikie" Sherril.


She's been running ad after ad against him, buying up pretty much every available media slot across all platforms.


I would say she spent north of 30 mill to get this seat.


Meanwhile Jay Webber has barely run a campaign.


His idea of campaigning involves having the biggest lawn signs but virtually no commercial advertising and zero, zip, nada, mail advertising.

What a disgrace.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 06, 2018 10:19 AM (2JcMg)

286 275 Voted on my way in to work. Took about 45 minutes. Steady stream of people but not a huge line.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2018 10:15 AM (kG5hP)

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I don't know of what to make of the people I was standing around for an hour in line this morning.

Woman in front of me was old, from Southern Georgia, and loved to talk about her grandson who travels the world and isn't materialistic anymore. She also went on about how so many people voting is such a wonderful thing.

I also saw a woman guiding around her 8-9 year old daughter who wore a Notorious RBG shirt.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 10:19 AM (9kfJR)

287 From Twitter:

@svdate went to a Trump rally and asked his supporters if they care whether he lies all the time. One woman's response: "I don't care if he sprouts a third dick up there."

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Donnie 2Dicks

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 06, 2018 10:19 AM (NF7WJ)

288
For a painting it has almost a photo-realitic quality to it.

Painting good. Subject is a very bad mon.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at November 06, 2018 10:19 AM (URwyc)

289 Lenin's note reads



1. Mass murder
2. ???
3. Socialist paradise

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 06, 2018 10:19 AM (SiINZ)

290
The "I Voted!" moral preeners are out in force on FaceBook.

This resigned post from a statist-to-its-core who was offering up considered judgements on progress toward impeaching Trump until about two months ago is especially gratifying:

Trying to convince myself there will still be beauty in the world no matter what happens today.

Posted by: :^| :^| :^| ~~ We want our, we want our, we want our NPCs! at November 06, 2018 10:19 AM (pNxlR)

291 Does anyone else think Lenin's head looks a touch big? I mean that the baldness gives him a large forehead. A slight reference to his intelligence, maybe? I also like how the lighting spotlights his head but keeps his face in shadow so it doesn't distract. Brodsky knew his craft and applied it well. This is a very interesting painting.

Posted by: Kris at November 06, 2018 10:19 AM (OyyDO)

292 Good news, you can take a selfie in the ballot box now in Cali. That was important right?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 06, 2018 10:20 AM (bQtop)

293 @212 Common Tater

"Cambodians are great people."


Over the years, I have had people claim the US was responsible for Pol Pot and Khmer Rogue which always flabergasted me. How I ask? They could never explain it, but I mentioned that they were communists armed with soviet/chi-com weaponary and around the same time the US was extracting itself nearby out of Vietnam after fighting communists for years.

Posted by: Distanct Observer at November 06, 2018 10:20 AM (4ZhMv)

294
Dumped. Whew!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 10:20 AM (9kfJR)

295 274 If Wilson & Co had been willing to enter a negotiated peace, the War might have ended a year earlier, Lenin likely not sent back to Russia,.
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Sub Plot, had Wall Street not loaned too much money to the French and Brits Woody wouldn't have felt compelled to jump us into the war and a settlement would have been reached. If that happened, Germany could spend all its engineering expertise and management skilz improving their new empire in Eastern Europe and Russia with good material results. Have you ever seen how Soviets built shit?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 06, 2018 10:20 AM (2LelM)

296 dammit
barrel i go

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 10:20 AM (9kfJR)

297 Posted by: Sharkman at November 06, 2018 10:17 AM (2eKoI)

I've heard of that Lenin statue there. The people that defend Lenin there were onboard with keeping Confederate statues up, I'm sure.

Posted by: clutch at November 06, 2018 10:20 AM (kiSdp)

298 Looks like Sigmund Freud psychoanalyzing an halucination.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at November 06, 2018 10:20 AM (JNTt1)

299 283 Posted by: Sharkman at November 06, 2018 10:17 AM (2eKoI)
++++++++++
Thet's messed up. I don't know if it is worse than NYU's "On your Marx" thing (https://tinyurl.com/yct4l5mu), but it's probably in a similar vein.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2018 10:20 AM (I2dne)

300
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 10:20 AM (9kfJR)



Thanks for the recap

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 06, 2018 10:20 AM (SiINZ)

301 Barrel Time!

Posted by: Eisenhorn at November 06, 2018 10:21 AM (uGHnY)

302 Laughing my ass off at the Red Dead Redemption videos, especially the last one. He _______ a suffragette to an _________!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2018 10:21 AM (NWiLs)

303 300
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 10:20 AM (9kfJR)



Thanks for the recap
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 06, 2018 10:20 AM (SiINZ)

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Wanted to make sure you were reading everything.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 10:21 AM (9kfJR)

304
Here's hoping the MFM has the same meltdown today as they had for the 2016 election

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 06, 2018 10:21 AM (SiINZ)

305 Jeb: wind energy
Donald: Nuclear energy

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 06, 2018 10:21 AM (NF7WJ)

306 I wish to try this coffee dhopnat.

Posted by: Ad Covfefeum at November 06, 2018 10:21 AM (uova7)

307 Just dropping this and back to work.

Ever wonder why the Q signs and shirts at PDT rallys?
Our president pointing them out?

www.qmap.pub
www.qproofs.com

Vote!!
Yeah, speaking to the choir on that one.

Posted by: teej at November 06, 2018 10:22 AM (QfSXK)

308 WTF are you doing?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at November 06, 2018 10:22 AM (hSQF+)

309 Should have thrown a tarp on the floor too. Those ice picks can make a mess.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at November 06, 2018 10:22 AM (LYI6q)

310 The Barrel is hungry

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 06, 2018 10:22 AM (mpXpK)

311 TJM. I thought all the talk about copying the whole thread was a joke. Silly me.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 06, 2018 10:22 AM (T71PA)

312 Trafalgar Group out with it's final Michigan poll. They were the firm that nailed the 16 Presidential election in MI and PA.

Stabenow 53
James 44

Sample was over 1800 people.

That race is over.

Posted by: WIGOPer at November 06, 2018 10:22 AM (UkAXs)

313 1. Mass murder
2. ???
3. Socialist paradise
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 06, 2018 10:19 AM (SiINZ)

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Nailed it.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 06, 2018 10:22 AM (jUVms)

314 274 If Wilson & Co had been willing to enter a negotiated peace, the War might have ended a year earlier, Lenin likely not se

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 10:20 AM (9kfJR)

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TL;DR

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 06, 2018 10:22 AM (NF7WJ)

315 311 TJM. I thought all the talk about copying the whole thread was a joke. Silly me.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 06, 2018 10:22 AM (T71PA)

============

It's smelly and sticky in here...

I thought we got a new barrel!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 10:23 AM (9kfJR)

316 http://bit.ly/2yTAGEj
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Update: Republicans Outperforming Their Expectations in Florida - Even Compared to 2016 Florida Numbers

Posted by: The MSM is the Deep State's Whore at November 06, 2018 10:23 AM (sXyKU)

317 Rich Socialists demanding end of capitalism. That would be hilarious if not so dangerously sad.

Posted by: Not Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 06, 2018 10:23 AM (A6Xv7)

318 Lenin's note reads



1. Mass murder
2. ???
3. Socialist paradise


All work and no play . . .

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at November 06, 2018 10:23 AM (hSQF+)

319 Zombie McCain is reaching out from the grave to take one more shot at Trump and GOP.

Mark Salter twitter, former McCain Chief of Staff:

"Vote For the Democrat. That feels weird to write, but the bigger the rebuke of Trump the better for the country. Resist."

Posted by: WisRich at November 06, 2018 10:23 AM (G0vdT)

320 Not bad for a Tsaress's lover.

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at November 06, 2018 10:06 AM (QpZVV)


Not that it particularly matters (and Uncle Palp probably knows more than I), I understand that the female form of Tsar is not Tsarina, but Tsaritsa. Something to do with the Russian language.

Posted by: A. Hitler at November 06, 2018 10:23 AM (kqsXK)

321 315 311 TJM. I thought all the talk about copying the whole thread was a joke. Silly me.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 06, 2018 10:22 AM (T71PA)

============

It's smelly and sticky in here...

I thought we got a new barrel!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 10:23 AM (9kfJR)

That was just a demo version.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2018 10:23 AM (NWiLs)

322 Hmmm. Comment counts are climbing quickly. I wonder if we're going to exhaust threads as quickly as we did during the Kavanaugh confirmation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2018 10:23 AM (I2dne)

323 Posted by: WIGOPer at November 06, 2018 10:22 AM (UkAXs)
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OK Sweetheart

Posted by: The MSM is the Deep State's Whore at November 06, 2018 10:24 AM (sXyKU)

324 Posted by: WIGOPer at November 06, 2018 10:22 AM (UkAXs)



Too bad you didn't show yesterday's sample which had James down 3.


Which means he's closing at the right time.

Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 10:24 AM (MAstk)

325 Austrian painter sock off.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 06, 2018 10:24 AM (kqsXK)

326 Holy crap

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 06, 2018 10:24 AM (bQtop)

327 252 Where in the fuck is Palp? Is the dude ok?
Posted by: literally serious at November 06, 2018 10:10 AM (ulmY0)

I sure there wasn't an attempt on his life by the traitorous Jedi order.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 06, 2018 10:24 AM (KUaJL)

328 I see morning joe is hedging his bets on the blue wave this morning.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 06, 2018 10:24 AM (JUOKG)

329 Oh joy, James Madison posted one of his books to this thread!

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2018 10:24 AM (Kpl3J)

330 it will be an early night, won't it?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 06, 2018 10:24 AM (NF7WJ)

331 I thought we got a new barrel!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
+++++++
Meet the new barrel: same as the old barrel.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2018 10:24 AM (I2dne)

332 Does anyone else think Lenin's head looks a touch big? I mean that the baldness gives him a large forehead. A slight reference to his intelligence, maybe?


Not to me. And I did a rough measurement with my thumb on the screen and he seems to be seven heads tall, which is the natural human proportion. (Superheros get drawn eight heads tall).

I think the painting is masterful. The only part that doesn't work for me is the way he's holding his pencil. You don't feel any pressure on his thumb or fingers. That's a pretty minor quibble.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 06, 2018 10:24 AM (fuK7c)

333 312 Trafalgar Group out with it's final Michigan poll. They were the firm that nailed the 16 Presidential election in MI and PA.

Stabenow 53
James 44

Sample was over 1800 people.

That race is over.
Posted by: WIGOPer at November 06, 2018 10:22 AM (UkAXs)


Fuck it. If you're in Michigan vote anyway.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 10:24 AM (/9p9e)

334 At least the margins weren't blown.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 06, 2018 10:24 AM (T71PA)

335 It was rep'd by Rodney Frelinghuysen who retired and his seat is being vied for by Jay Webber and "Mikie" Sherril.


She's been running ad after ad against him, buying up pretty much every available media slot across all platforms.


I would say she spent north of 30 mill to get this seat.


Meanwhile Jay Webber has barely run a campaign.


His idea of campaigning involves having the biggest lawn signs but virtually no commercial advertising and zero, zip, nada, mail advertising.

What a disgrace.

Posted by: Kreplach

There is a strategy, not saying I agree, that you run a campaign when the trend is against you to build name recognition and cash for the next cycle.

Posted by: Jean at November 06, 2018 10:25 AM (sFO1P)

336 273 Posted by: Kris at November 06, 2018 10:07 AM (OyyDO)

You know who also hated Avant Garde art and demanded socialist realism?
Posted by: Not Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 06, 2018 10:15 AM (A6Xv7)

Wait. Wait... I know this one... Um. Give me a minute.

Posted by: Kris at November 06, 2018 10:25 AM (OyyDO)

337 322 Hmmm. Comment counts are climbing quickly. I wonder if we're going to exhaust threads as quickly as we did during the Kavanaugh confirmation.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2018 10:23 AM (I2dne)

Lot of nervous energy today.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2018 10:25 AM (NWiLs)

338 Always better the second time around.

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at November 06, 2018 10:25 AM (sqAUh)

339 Before 1871 we can blame the French. Napoleon III basically picked a fight with Prussia after his Mexican adventure turned to dust.

Note: Napoleon III only pulled France out of Mexico in 1866 when a U.S. Army, under Phil Sheridan, showed up on the border. If war would had broken out in 1866 it would have been entertaining.

In fact when you look at Europe today it has not really changed much.

1a. Germany
1b. France.


Combine them together and you get the E.U. - Double the stupidity.

Posted by: William Eaton at November 06, 2018 10:25 AM (MuTTO)

340 Finally we agree on something.

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2018 09:42 AM (U5tDi)

Oh No! --> Ohno --> Ono.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 06, 2018 09:45 AM (wYseH)

Apollo?

I don't see anyone on a frozen dyke...

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 06, 2018 10:25 AM (8D42x)

341 I think I might have just had a stroke. I really feels like I've read this thread twice. Also I want a BLT. Is that sign of stroke?

Posted by: irright at November 06, 2018 10:25 AM (RVcmP)

342 The James Madison can now write about the Gulag Barrel

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 10:25 AM (r/emI)

343 So record early voting will be accompanied by record election day voting. Not really a surprise.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 10:25 AM (kbp55)

344 If James loses, move him into a cabinet seat.

Posted by: Jean at November 06, 2018 10:26 AM (sFO1P)

345
Oh, brav-fooking-oh, TJM!

Let us know if there's a voting booth in The Barrel.

Posted by: :^| :^| :^| ~~ We want our, we want our, we want our NPCs! at November 06, 2018 10:26 AM (pNxlR)

346 on the plus side, i heard that the barrel is an official polling location.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 06, 2018 10:26 AM (NF7WJ)

347 JM, into the barrel. Now.

Posted by: WisRich at November 06, 2018 10:26 AM (G0vdT)

348 Nice little bounce in the market--that's a good indicator. 10 yr is at 3.2% so the bondies are happy too.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 06, 2018 10:26 AM (hqZPQ)

349 324 Posted by: WIGOPer at November 06, 2018 10:22 AM (UkAXs)



Too bad you didn't show yesterday's sample which had James down 3.


Which means he's closing at the right time.
Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 10:24 AM (MAstk)
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So you're going to pin your hopes on a sub-sample of a 3 day poll?

UNSKEW THE POLLS!

Posted by: WIGOPer at November 06, 2018 10:26 AM (UkAXs)

350 279 "trump has amazing energy..."

saw donald trump, jr on varney & co. this morning. he said his dad starts at 7:00 goes all day into the night and he can't keep up. donal sr is giving speeches while he's conked out on a sofa.

he said trump sr has never drunk alcohol or coffee. you know who also has never drunk either and does mountains of work - steven spielberg.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 06, 2018 10:26 AM (Pg+x7)

351 331 I thought we got a new barrel!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
+++++++
Meet the new barrel: same as the old barrel.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2018 10:24 AM (I2dne)

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i hope it still has that new barrel smell.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 06, 2018 10:26 AM (NF7WJ)

352 @realDonaldTrump 8 minutes ago

There is a rumor, put out by the Democrats, that Josh Hawley of Missouri left the Arena last night early. It is Fake News. He met me at the plane when I arrived, spoke at the great Rally, & stayed to the very end. In fact, I said goodbye to him and left before he did. Deception!

Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2018 10:26 AM (cF8AT)

353
334 At least the margins weren't blown.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 06, 2018 10:24 AM (T71PA)


Imagine their disappointment ...

Posted by: :^| :^| :^| ~~ We want our, we want our, we want our NPCs! at November 06, 2018 10:27 AM (pNxlR)

354 Where in the fuck is Palp? Is the dude ok?

Posted by: literally serious at November 06, 2018 10:10 AM (ulmY0)



He's putting together the Shmenge Brothers Greatest Hits Album. Some music for the canal diggers

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 06, 2018 10:27 AM (SiINZ)

355 Posted by: WIGOPer at November 06, 2018 10:22 AM (UkAXs)

Stick to Wesconsin there Vadger.

Posted by: clutch at November 06, 2018 10:27 AM (kiSdp)

356 Hmmm. Comment counts are climbing quickly. I wonder if we're going to exhaust threads as quickly as we did during the Kavanaugh confirmation.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2018 10:23 AM (I2dne)

Lot of nervous energy today.
Posted by: Insomniac


Election Day predictions:

Every thread will hit 750 and close in on 1k.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 10:27 AM (f/ass)

357 Ouch, TJM!

**tosses blanket and copy of The Director's Cut into Barrel**

You'll need these.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 06, 2018 10:27 AM (kqsXK)

358 345
Oh, brav-fooking-oh, TJM!

Let us know if there's a voting booth in The Barrel.
Posted by: :^| :^| :^| ~~ We want our, we want our, we want our NPCs! at November 06, 2018 10:26 AM (pNxlR)

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Weirdly enough, there is.

Full of hanging chads and an electronic voting screen that highlights Obama every time I click Romney.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 10:28 AM (pEWEN)

359 Don't respond to the poll troll. Or should I write pole troll? It's a Gerg wannabe.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at November 06, 2018 10:28 AM (hSQF+)

360 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon.



I felt that it was bit wordy for the short form of the comment section, but absolutely true to the source material. Felt like I was actually reliving history.


4 out of 5 stars.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 10:28 AM (LL1Be)

361
Note: Napoleon III only pulled France out of Mexico in 1866 when a U.S. Army, under Phil Sheridan, showed up on the border. If war would had broken out in 1866 it would have been entertaining

The French regulars supporting NapIII in Mexico basically told him to pound sand when they saw Sheridan arrive with 25K veterans.

Posted by: Jean at November 06, 2018 10:28 AM (sFO1P)

362 WOW



The Barrel awaits...

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2018 10:28 AM (W+vEI)

363 MI SENATE POLL

Mitchell Research & Communications 827LV

Stabenow 49% James 46%
....

James can win this.

Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 10:29 AM (MAstk)

364 357 Ouch, TJM!

**tosses blanket and copy of The Director's Cut into Barrel**

You'll need these.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 06, 2018 10:27 AM (kqsXK)

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That blanket is already ruined, by the way.

It touched the wall.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 10:29 AM (pEWEN)

365 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 10:24 AM (/9p9e)
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It is a Troll, Put up fake stuff about what Larry Schweikart posted early thread

Posted by: The MSM is the Deep State's Whore at November 06, 2018 10:29 AM (sXyKU)

366 You comedians remind me of the old classic:

"Why are the boulevards of Paris lined with trees?"

"So the Germans can march in the shade!"

Posted by: Sharkman at November 06, 2018 10:29 AM (2eKoI)

367 Oh - I thought it said "Linen"

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at November 06, 2018 10:29 AM (o7l6R)

368 360 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon.



I felt that it was bit wordy for the short form of the comment section, but absolutely true to the source material. Felt like I was actually reliving history.


4 out of 5 stars.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 10:28 AM (LL1Be)

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You plebe, you don't get my great artistic talent!

To hell with you!

Now, please buy my books.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 10:29 AM (pEWEN)

369 It's smelly and sticky in here...

I thought we got a new barrel!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 10:23 AM (9kfJR)

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Wasn't hard to find someone to clean the outside of the barrel. Inside, however....

Posted by: Blake - used ampersand salesman&&&&& at November 06, 2018 10:30 AM (qC1Sy)

370 At least the margins weren't blown.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 06, 2018 10:24 AM (T71PA)


And, boy howdy, are the margins ever pissed.

Posted by: RickZ at November 06, 2018 10:30 AM (Y8PSl)

371 Thank you for your very appropriate prayer, Emmie.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 06, 2018 10:30 AM (2eKoI)

372 Just don't flounce in the Barrel.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 10:30 AM (r/emI)

373 312 Are there that many dumb people in Michigan (and don't say Detroit)? I think not but you are a higher quality troll than most.

Posted by: rammajamma at November 06, 2018 10:30 AM (mJmCN)

374 Both spotify and snapchat have felt the need to remind me to vote today. FOAD.
Posted by: brak at November 06, 2018 10:16 AM (VckGX

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#Uber offering free rides to polling places for millennial #NPCs. Go vote resist orange man

Posted by: 1001110_01010000_01000011_00110001 at November 06, 2018 10:30 AM (ke45w)

375 372 Just don't flounce in the Barrel.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 10:30 AM (r/emI)

============

*stops flouncing*

Yeah, I never started.

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 10:30 AM (pEWEN)

376 I don't see anyone on a frozen dyke...
Posted by: SturmToddler at November 06, 2018 10:25 AM (8D42x)

Elsa?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2018 10:30 AM (NWiLs)

377 Think our nerves will be shot by the end of the night?

I'm confident we'll win, but I'm still on edge about getting screwed over.

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at November 06, 2018 10:30 AM (QpZVV)

378 Its not over until Don Lemmon cries.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 06, 2018 10:30 AM (2LelM)

379 What movie plays on a loop in the barrel James?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 06, 2018 10:31 AM (bQtop)

380 370 At least the margins weren't blown.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 06, 2018 10:24 AM (T71PA)

And, boy howdy, are the margins ever pissed.
Posted by: RickZ at November 06, 2018 10:30 AM (Y8PSl)

They get blown so often I'd gladly trade places.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2018 10:31 AM (NWiLs)

381 379 What movie plays on a loop in the barrel James?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 06, 2018 10:31 AM (bQtop)

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Prometheus.

Most consider it torture.

I'm actually pretty happy with it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 10:31 AM (pEWEN)

382

James can win this.
Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 10:29 AM (MAstk)

Breaking News: A Hawaiian judge has just ruled James is not constitutionally eligible to win the election.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 10:32 AM (kbp55)

383 Elsa?

Just let it go - https://youtu.be/L0MK7qz13bU

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 10:32 AM (r/emI)

384 381 379 What movie plays on a loop in the barrel James?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 06, 2018 10:31 AM (bQtop)

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Prometheus.

Most consider it torture.

I'm actually pretty happy with it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 10:31 AM (pEWEN)

Wait until the vultures start feasting on your liver.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2018 10:32 AM (NWiLs)

385 At least the margins weren't blown.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 06, 2018 10:24 AM (T71PA)


No, no, it's ice cream!

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 06, 2018 10:33 AM (wCmLp)

386 384
Wait until the vultures start feasting on your liver.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2018 10:32 AM (NWiLs)

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Already happened twice.

I think I get out at thrice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 10:33 AM (pEWEN)

387 Midterm election turnout could surpass Washington state record set amid Vietnam War turmoil.

www.seattletimes.com

Ginning up the decrepit old hippie vote they are.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 06, 2018 10:33 AM (r9UYA)

388 ctrl-A is not your friend

Posted by: kallisto at November 06, 2018 10:33 AM (b0Mq7)

389 This painting would have been art if there was a naked chick in the room. And a cat.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 06, 2018 10:33 AM (2LelM)

390 Lenin...waiting for Nancy Pelosi and Cerebral Cortex

Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2018 10:33 AM (VpIIl)

391 Well-dressed, for a mass murderer.

Posted by: Caliban at November 06, 2018 10:33 AM (qEujL)

392 379
What movie plays on a loop in the barrel James?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 06, 2018 10:31 AM (bQtop)

Just the short clip from Porky's - the scene with the glory hole.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 06, 2018 10:34 AM (jxbfJ)

393 >>Both spotify and snapchat have felt the need to remind me to vote today. FOAD.



Amazon, too.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2018 10:34 AM (W+vEI)

394 Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at November 06, 2018 10:30 AM (QpZVV)
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UM DOJ has staff at every polling place & Trump Admin has had a election fraud program going on for sometime now

Posted by: The MSM is the Deep State's Whore at November 06, 2018 10:34 AM (sXyKU)

395 What movie plays on a loop in the barrel James?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 06, 2018 10:31 AM (bQtop)



Manos: The Hands of Fate

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 06, 2018 10:34 AM (SiINZ)

396 Statistically speaking, I 100% have no clue what I am talking about.

I also have a tiny penis. Like a baby. Or a marsupial.


Orange man bad.

Posted by: WiGOPenis at November 06, 2018 10:34 AM (LL1Be)

397 Thanks for the fire.

Posted by: Human at November 06, 2018 10:34 AM (aKsyK)

398 Posted by: WIGOPer at November 06, 2018 10:26 AM (UkAXs)

Ahhhh, you're the Nate Silver poster here.

Posted by: clutch at November 06, 2018 10:34 AM (kiSdp)

399 They get blown so often I'd gladly trade places.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2018 10:31 AM (NWiLs)


Okay, that was funny.

Posted by: RickZ at November 06, 2018 10:35 AM (Y8PSl)

400 Trump has amazing energy for someone who eats like he does.

Can you believe the stupid GOP wanted Jeb!

Low energy indeed.

-
Low energh

Low IQ

Low ethics

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 06, 2018 10:35 AM (+y/Ru)

401 Just remember something today, hordlings. Republicans are going to be voting Republican, but dems are NOT all going to be voting dem.

Posted by: Sooner at November 06, 2018 10:35 AM (Fs5vw)

402 Management seems to have pulled me from the barrel.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 10:35 AM (pEWEN)

403
Voted very early (not our usual manner), had to wait --in the rain outside for a bit--the line was moving fairly well.
Asked one of the ladies if this was normal, she said not to this extent as far as she remembered.

We should have the normal red predominance, maybe even more than normal if the activity level means anything.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 06, 2018 10:36 AM (S/hVx)

404 @335

NJ is a solid blue state, if they lose this seat they ain't getting it back.


Especially to a woman.


Fugedaboutit.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 06, 2018 10:36 AM (2JcMg)

405 400
Trump has amazing energy for someone who eats like he does.



Can you believe the stupid GOP wanted Jeb!



Low energy indeed.



-

Low energh



Low IQ



Low ethics

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 06, 2018 10:35 AM (+y/Ru)
Please clap!

Posted by: Jeb at November 06, 2018 10:36 AM (jxbfJ)

406 Voted a little after 7 in Fruit Cove, FL, line out the door. Took about 30 minutes to get in. The guy at the door who's been at the door for years had never seen anything like it.

Posted by: stourma at November 06, 2018 10:36 AM (8NiWI)

407 Both spotify and snapchat have felt the need to remind me to vote today. FOAD.
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The Michigan Republican Party called me twice in the same hour yesterday, and a few times during the day. They really want me to vote.

Posted by: Shibumi at November 06, 2018 10:36 AM (z1Dz9)

408 >>Can you believe the stupid GOP wanted Jeb!


Yes.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 06, 2018 10:36 AM (r9UYA)

409 That race is over.


Posted by: WIGOPer at November 06, 2018 10:22 AM (UkAXs)



Early night for James? Thanks Bill Wynn Jr.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 06, 2018 10:36 AM (SiINZ)

410 320 Not that it particularly matters (and Uncle Palp probably knows more than I), I understand that the female form of Tsar is not Tsarina, but Tsaritsa. Something to do with the Russian language.

not according to wiktionary, for what it's worth. according to them, "tsarina" is a more german form that took a detour through italian or spanish (czarin being the german form, italian or spanish feminising it with -a), with the russian form being "tsaritsa".

'course, it's all descended from "caesar".

=====\|/==== adibas
experimantal palp signal

Posted by: Anachronda at November 06, 2018 10:37 AM (NmR1a)

411 Just got back from voting.

Lots of people. Many I have not seen before.

Hope my write-in campaign for a good guy works.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 06, 2018 10:37 AM (hyuyC)

412 402
Management seems to have pulled me from the barrel.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 10:35 AM (pEWEN)
Connections. It is always connections. Regardless, best hit the shower and burn the clothes.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 06, 2018 10:37 AM (jxbfJ)

413 Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2018 10:34 AM (W+vEI)
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Google also

Posted by: The MSM is the Deep State's Whore at November 06, 2018 10:37 AM (sXyKU)

414 I mean I hope today is full of actual wins, but if James loses by less than 5 I'll consider it a moral victory that bodes very well for him winning in 2020. That's a hard slate for us and we need every pick-up we can get, so I hope they'll actually pump a decent bit of money to him and get him some air time. He's an impressive candidate so far and every bit of attention he's gotten has led to him getting a bump in the polls.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 06, 2018 10:37 AM (oZ6kz)

415 Polls say d+8.
Dems need d+5 to win
Polls in previous elections have been about 3 off in favor of Dems

Conclusion: gonna be a late night.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 10:37 AM (kbp55)

416 I don't know really anything about Lenin's personal background, but I wonder what in his life caused him to turn out the way he did-and yes, I realize that there were inequities in Russian society, but he was a warped man.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2018 10:37 AM (AllCR)

417 Two of my Dem neighbors told me last night they ain't voting. They hate Cuomo and think the Dem national party have lost their minds.

Not sure what all that means, this being NY and all...

Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2018 10:37 AM (VpIIl)

418 Midterm election turnout could surpass Washington state record set amid Vietnam War turmoil.

It will be awesome if the Dims run up the count in deep blue states that don't matter, and still lose in both houses

Posted by: Jean at November 06, 2018 10:38 AM (sFO1P)

419 412 Connections. It is always connections. Regardless, best hit the shower and burn the clothes.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 06, 2018 10:37 AM (jxbfJ)

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I think I'm going to put myself through the fire once, just to be safe.

Oh, and thanks for the review. It was most generous!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 10:38 AM (pEWEN)

420 I'm going to try not to pay attention to results until much later tonight. Don't want to get worked up about results that could be changing throughout the day.

Not a worrier. Not planning to start today.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2018 10:38 AM (8eJVD)

421 {i]Manos, good choice. Double bill it with Bill Shatner in Incubus,

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 10:38 AM (r/emI)

422 387 Midterm election turnout could surpass Washington state record set amid Vietnam War turmoil.

www.seattletimes.com

Ginning up the decrepit old hippie vote they are.


Posted by: Under Fire at November 06, 2018 10:33 AM



Said before and worth repeating. Hutchinson and Rossi will regret not having PDT show up for a rally. (Hutchinson running for Senate and Rossi for a House seat) Even if they lost, the turnout would have shown the Dems they are vulnerable and would have been a huge morale lift for the rest of the state.
We f*cking hate Seattle!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2018 10:38 AM (0tfLf)

423 'course, it's all descended from "caesar".


Someone was talking about me upthread.

Posted by: Willie Kaiser at November 06, 2018 10:38 AM (fuK7c)

424 Morning, Morons and Moronettes. Caught about a min. of the Hannity show last night. Anyone else find it ironic/amusing that Neal Young's "Rockin' in the Free World" was playing over the PA at the Trump rally?

Posted by: Jackal at November 06, 2018 10:38 AM (3p6jn)

425 Can you believe the stupid GOP wanted Jeb!

---

Please nap.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 06, 2018 10:39 AM (LX21o)

426 You know who else said " this race is over"?

Posted by: WiGOPenis at November 06, 2018 10:39 AM (LL1Be)

427 Ahhhh, you're the Nate Silver poster here.
Posted by: clutch at November 06, 2018 10:34 AM (kiSdp)
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& same hairstyle

Posted by: The MSM is the Deep State's Whore at November 06, 2018 10:39 AM (sXyKU)

428 Best thing I can say about Lenin is, for decades those crazy Russians kept his carcass on display, and the rotting, putrid thing had to be kept intact, with glue, putty, paint, and who knows what else.


I can't think of a more inglorious ending to a piece of garbage, than to be kept festering in public view, for all to see.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 06, 2018 10:39 AM (a2xio)

429 Someone is asking for the Hot Needle of Inquiry.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 10:40 AM (r/emI)

430 You know who else said " this race is over"?

Posted by: WiGOPenis



Dewey?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 10:40 AM (f/ass)

431 I always imagined the Barrel was like the Happiness Hut in Addams Family Values: an endless loop of "Annie" and Brady Bunch reruns. (Shudder)

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at November 06, 2018 10:40 AM (3J8L2)

432 What the hell happened to Washington. Beautiful state, lots of great people outside the cities who love freedom, the Second Amendment, etc. It's become like NY, only with more rain.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2018 10:40 AM (VpIIl)

433 >>Said before and worth repeating. Hutchinson and Rossi will regret not having PDT show up for a rally.

Yep. GOPE Aholes.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 06, 2018 10:40 AM (r9UYA)

434 I was told by crazyliberal friend yesterday that if the republicans win, that there will be bombing in protest.


I suppose that's a possibility, but only if Facebook tells them to do it. Or if they have the time to spare from their meth lab.

Posted by: Shibumi at November 06, 2018 10:40 AM (z1Dz9)

435 Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 10:37 AM (kbp55)
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another retard troll, Completely fucking wrong BUT Nice try, here is your lovely parting gift Assbag

Posted by: The MSM is the Deep State's Whore at November 06, 2018 10:41 AM (sXyKU)

436 You know who else said " this race is over"?

Posted by: WiGOPenis


One might even say it's going to be an early night!

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 06, 2018 10:41 AM (KUaJL)

437 What movie plays on a loop in the barrel James?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 06, 2018 10:31 AM (bQtop)

==========


There Will be Blood would be my nightmare.

Posted by: Not Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 06, 2018 10:41 AM (A6Xv7)

438 Who believes polls anymore?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 06, 2018 10:41 AM (z7tuj)

439 The Michigan Republican Party called me twice in the same hour yesterday, and a few times during the day. They really want me to vote.
Posted by: Shibumi at November 06, 2018 10:36 AM (z1Dz9)

Do NOT give them my phone number. It's nice and quiet here.

Posted by: clutch at November 06, 2018 10:41 AM (kiSdp)

440 >>432
What the hell happened to Washington.


Californicators.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 06, 2018 10:41 AM (r9UYA)

441 =====\|/==== adibas

Come back, Uncle Palp. All is forgiven.

Anachronda, I like it.

To defend Uncle Palp, if I was on a honeymoon with an angel, I would not post much either. If that is what is going on, since I do not know.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 06, 2018 10:41 AM (hyuyC)

442 I'm going to try not to pay attention to results until much later tonight. Don't want to get worked up about results that could be changing throughout the day.

Not a worrier. Not planning to start today.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2018 10:38 AM (8eJVD)
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Good plan. I shall do the same. Very doubtful that anyone I will vote for today will win but I will do my part and be grateful I have the opportunity.

And I saw what you wrote about your nephew above - don't fret. He'll come back around. Look how many people here have said they used to vote Democrat. He's just been in a new crowd, subject to new influences, and he hasn't figured it all out yet. You gave him a good grounding, so he will.

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2018 10:41 AM (U5tDi)

443 A 3 minute hagiographic piece on Shirley Chisholm ended with a reminder that Stacy Abrams is also a black woman.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderber's phone at November 06, 2018 10:01 AM (wS7Kp)

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They truly believe black people are The Lesser and are genuinely surprised when they accomplish anything.

FIRST BLACK ______!!! YAY!!!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 06, 2018 10:41 AM (LX21o)

444 Think our nerves will be shot by the end of the night?

I'm confident we'll win, but I'm still on edge about getting screwed over.
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at November 06, 2018 10:30 AM (QpZVV)

Me too. That's why I plan on drinking tequila tonight.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2018 10:41 AM (kG5hP)

445 438 Who believes polls anymore?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 06, 2018 10:41 AM (z7tuj)

Polling these days is not done to inform, but to intimidate.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at November 06, 2018 10:41 AM (J+mig)

446 What movie plays on a loop in the barrel James?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 06, 2018 10:31 AM (bQtop)


I'm betting Zardoz: The Director's Cut

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 06, 2018 10:41 AM (kqsXK)

447 !
Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2018 10:38 AM (0tfLf)

Has Rossi ever won an election? Seems like he is always running for something but never wins.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 10:42 AM (kbp55)

448 419
412 Connections. It is always connections. Regardless, best hit the shower and burn the clothes.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 06, 2018 10:37 AM (jxbfJ)



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I think I'm going to put myself through the fire once, just to be safe.



Oh, and thanks for the review. It was most generous!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 10:38 AM (pEWEN)
I truly enjoyed the book. And I can also that you have piqued my interest more on the War of 1812 and I want to learn more. Please accept that as high praise. I look forward to your other works.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 06, 2018 10:42 AM (jxbfJ)

449 406 Voted a little after 7 in Fruit Cove, FL, line out the door. Took about 30 minutes to get in. The guy at the door who's been at the door for years had never seen anything like it.
Posted by: stourma at November 06, 2018 10:36 AM (8NiWI)

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So, Northern Fla, I guess that's a good omen.

Posted by: Jackal at November 06, 2018 10:42 AM (3p6jn)

450 Bree VOTE REPUBLICAN @BreeTide
5m
Panhandle Update:

Election Day Turnout

Bay:
GOP: 1,303
DEM: 622

Escambia:
GOP: 6,879
DEM: 4,709

Okaloosa:
GOP: 5,381
DEM: 1,477

Walton:
GOP: 2,315
DEM: 581

Next update 1:30pm EST

Posted by: The MSM is the Deep State's Whore at November 06, 2018 10:42 AM (sXyKU)

451 434 I was told by crazyliberal friend yesterday that if the republicans win, that there will be bombing in protest.


I suppose that's a possibility, but only if Facebook tells them to do it. Or if they have the time to spare from their meth lab.
Posted by: Shibumi at November 06, 2018 10:40 AM (z1Dz9)

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So, they're admitting that their side can accept electoral losses like adults?

They're admitting that their side is made up of spoiled children?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 10:42 AM (pEWEN)

452 I just cast my ballot against the child-raping crook from Hudson county!

His opponent is a moderate Republican, will probably turn into a RINO, but I just don't care.

Menendez will probably win, but the weather is crappy, so maybe that will keep the less energetic Democrat sheep voters indoors.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 06, 2018 10:43 AM (wYseH)

453 That reminds me:

Be right back. I'm going to go get the baseline for Hotair comments today. I'm betting they're already up to six or seven.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 06, 2018 10:43 AM (LX21o)

454 There Will be Blood would be my nightmare.
Posted by: Not Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 06, 2018 10:41 AM (A6Xv7)
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My brother saw that and called me to say:
"I just saw "There Will be Blood" and don't waste your time - nothing like as cool as the name and trailer indicated. It was pretty leftist."

I laughed and replied, "Watching an Upton Sinclair movie wasn't on my list of things to do."

He was furious that I knew its origins. I don't know why each generation dusts off Upton Sinclair, but each generation does it nonetheless.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2018 10:43 AM (I2dne)

455 Day 4 : The Ottoman has been gone for 4 Days, now. The Naked Fat Man didn't come back.

I never realized how lonely it could be without him here.

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2018 10:43 AM (nBzBk)

456 I'm going to try not to pay attention to results until much later tonight. Don't want to get worked up about results that could be changing throughout the day.

Not a worrier. Not planning to start today.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2018 10:38 AM (8eJVD)

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I'm going to hang on every little thing that comes out.

Because I am insane.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 10:43 AM (pEWEN)

457 416 I don't know really anything about Lenin's personal background, but I wonder what in his life caused him to turn out the way he did-and yes, I realize that there were inequities in Russian society, but he was a warped man.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2018 10:37 AM (AllCR)

His older brother was a Commie agitator and was executed by the Czar. His sister became a Bolshevik leader too, I believe.

Posted by: Kris at November 06, 2018 10:43 AM (OyyDO)

458 I see Bill Wynn has graced us with his presence.

Hillary Clinton will never be President of the United States.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 06, 2018 10:43 AM (72PAC)

459 435 Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 10:37 AM (kbp55)
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another retard troll, Completely fucking wrong BUT Nice try, here is your lovely parting gift Assbag
Posted by: The MSM is the Deep State's Whore at November 06, 2018 10:41 AM (sXyKU

Wtf?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 10:43 AM (kbp55)

460 434 I was told by crazyliberal friend yesterday that if the republicans win, that there will be bombing in protest.

I suppose that's a possibility, but only if Facebook tells them to do it. Or if they have the time to spare from their meth lab.
Posted by: Shibumi at November 06, 2018 10:40 AM (z1Dz9)



If they really do that, time for the HUAC hearings. Put them up before Committees.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 06, 2018 10:43 AM (ujg0T)

461 Who believes polls anymore?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 06, 2018 10:41 AM (z7tuj)

Well me, but that depends on who is dancing on it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2018 10:43 AM (bim/x)

462 Posted by: The MSM is the Deep State's Whore at November 06, 2018 10:42 AM (sXyKU)

How does that compare to 2016?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 06, 2018 10:44 AM (72PAC)

463 432 What the hell happened to Washington. Beautiful state, lots of great people outside the cities who love freedom, the Second Amendment, etc. It's become like NY, only with more rain.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2018 10:40 AM (VpIIl)

Isn't WA state mail in only voting? If so, that might explain it.

Posted by: clutch at November 06, 2018 10:44 AM (kiSdp)

464 I was told by crazyliberal friend yesterday that if the republicans win, that there will be bombing in protest.

bring it on

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2018 10:44 AM (bim/x)

465 What movie plays on a loop in the barrel James?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 06, 2018 10:31 AM



Don't be fooled. The sound track is what gets to you...from #It's a Small World Afterall."

Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2018 10:44 AM (0tfLf)

466 Posted by: The MSM is the Deep State's Whore


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I disagree with your nic.

Whores do it for money.

The MSM does it voluntarily.


I'd say the MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend

/also, I think you've insulted whores


Posted by: Shibumi at November 06, 2018 10:44 AM (z1Dz9)

467 I'm going to hang on every little thing that comes out.


Because I am insane.


Welcome, brother!

Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 10:44 AM (LL1Be)

468 >>Has Rossi ever won an election? Seems like he is always running for something but never wins.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker

Just STFU and go back to diddling your sister.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 06, 2018 10:44 AM (r9UYA)

469
410 "tsarina" is a more german ... with the russian form being "tsaritsa".

oh. forgot to mention.

one complication here is that in russian a possessive can be formed using an -in suffix, with -ina for the feminine. so the tsar's wife could be described as tsarina zhenshchina. so "tsarina" might be appropriate for a queen who is not, herself, a ruler; i.e., alexandra might be tsarina (being tsarina due to being the tsar's wife) while catherine the great might be tsaritsa (being, the ruler herself).

but i'm no expert.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 06, 2018 10:44 AM (NmR1a)

470 I'm going to try not to pay attention to results
until much later tonight. Don't want to get worked up about results that
could be changing throughout the day.



Not a worrier. Not planning to start today.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2018 10:38 AM (8eJVD)


Yup. It's just not worth the stomach acid holes. Tomorrow we'll know. Are the jackals going to be braying over their kill? Waiting to devour, or will they be cowering in the small woods, huddling around the scraps left to them?


I'm prepared to get on with my life either way. I'm not going to lose any sleep tonight.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 06, 2018 10:44 AM (a2xio)

471 It makes me laugh when city dwellers can't understand when their statewide candidate (governor) loses.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 06, 2018 10:44 AM (jUVms)

472 Crap. Open up Yahoo and every topic is Evil Republicans. Trump intimidates voters, Rep Steve King bigot, white woman harassed POC. Just insane hate on the left.

Posted by: Ever at November 06, 2018 10:44 AM (vE/Qe)

473 I was told by crazyliberal friend yesterday that if the republicans win, that there will be bombing in protest.

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Good job, leftists. Way to reinforce why so many voters think you're batsh*t crazy people who hate America and shouldn't be allowed anywhere near any levers of power.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 06, 2018 10:45 AM (LX21o)

474 435 Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 10:37 AM (kbp55)
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another retard troll, Completely fucking wrong BUT Nice try, here is your lovely parting gift Assbag
Posted by: The MSM is the Deep State's Whore at November 06, 2018 10:41 AM (sXyKU)



Lurking Lurker? No.

Eeyore? Yes. Troll? No.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 06, 2018 10:45 AM (ujg0T)

475 I'm going to hang on every little thing that comes out.

Because I am insane.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
+++++++++++
Same. Keep a seat warm for me in the loony bin, and I'll return the favor if I get there first.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2018 10:45 AM (I2dne)

476 A 3 minute hagiographic piece on Shirley Chisholm ended with a reminder that Stacy Abrams is also a black woman.

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Black I believe. Woman?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 06, 2018 10:45 AM (+y/Ru)

477 Anyone know where the lib's are moving if they lose? Bet its not Nicaragua...

Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2018 10:45 AM (VpIIl)

478 >>I was told by crazyliberal friend yesterday that if the republicans win, that there will be bombing in protest.



Well, the Fake Bombings didn't work. So now they'll try the real thing.

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2018 10:45 AM (nBzBk)

479 )

468 >>Has Rossi ever won an election? Seems like he is always running for something but never wins.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker

Just STFU and go back to diddling your sister.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 06, 2018 10:44 AM (r9UYA)

Bro. Wtf? It's a legit question.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 10:45 AM (kbp55)

480 There Will be Blood would be my nightmare.

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It is the greatest film to ever pass through my processor Upton Sinclair is so brave and kind and the score is beautiful and the acing is riveting so important for our times orange man bad

Posted by: 1001110_01010000_01000011_00110001 at November 06, 2018 10:46 AM (ke45w)

481 garrett, hush. He's back from the liquor store and might hear you.

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2018 10:46 AM (U5tDi)

482 Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2018 10:41 AM (U5tDi)

Thanks for the encouragement, bluebell. It's not just the politics, which would kinda be understandable for a foolish young adult. There's other worse stuff. But I believe in the power of God through prayer. He's got this.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2018 10:46 AM (9hauA)

483 488 I truly enjoyed the book. And I can also that you have piqued my interest more on the War of 1812 and I want to learn more. Please accept that as high praise. I look forward to your other works.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 06, 2018 10:42 AM (jxbfJ)

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That Battle is probably first or second most interesting thing in the whole war (The Battle of New Orleans is the other).

Still, there are pockets of interest. The burning of Washington. The near secession of the Northeastern states.

It's too bad that it's a largely forgotten conflict, especially since it nominally started about national pride and sovereignty around British impressment of American sailors in the service of the Napoleonic Wars. (There were those who helped start it because they wanted to add Canada to America as well, which is the biggest subtextual reason for the conflict.)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 10:46 AM (pEWEN)

484 ...of course, that should be "tsarina zhena", "tsar's wife" rather than "tsarina zhenshchina", "tsar's woman".

never notice mistakes until after i make them.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 06, 2018 10:46 AM (xGZ+b)

485 Lurker's not a troll, guys. Just balancing out the comments.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2018 10:46 AM (I2dne)

486 Here is a candid shot of the asshole:

https://tinyurl.com/Fremont-Dead-Commie-Fucker

Posted by: Sharkman at November 06, 2018 10:46 AM (2eKoI)

487 Lenin. Fck that guy in particular.

Posted by: fly gal at November 06, 2018 10:46 AM (8TdcF)

488 I laughed and replied, "Watching an Upton Sinclair movie wasn't on my list of things to do."


I miss those gas stations with the dinosaurs.

I didn't know that TWBB was based on an Upton Sinclair book, but that doesn't change my view of it. It's a devastating movie, it's hard to watch but it's brilliant.

If you want to see what acting is watch Daniel Day Lewis commit to being worse of a person than you can imagine.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 06, 2018 10:46 AM (fuK7c)

489 I'm going to hang on every little thing that comes out.

Because I am insane.

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Well, you're in good company.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 06, 2018 10:46 AM (+y/Ru)

490 >>Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2018 10:46 AM (U5tDi)


I forgot the 'Lenin's Diary' sock!

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2018 10:46 AM (nBzBk)

491 The UN say the ozone layer is healing. Wow! Is there nothing Trump can't fix?

Posted by: Decaf at November 06, 2018 10:46 AM (jLBUC)

492
Hillary Clinton will never be President of the United States.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf?
____________________________

Now, now, simmer down there hot shot. I'm gonna' take it all in 2020...

*hic*


Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 06, 2018 10:47 AM (GEhPL)

493 I like my comments unbalanced.


And my steak rare.


Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 10:47 AM (LL1Be)

494 Crap. Open up Yahoo and every topic is Evil Republicans. Trump intimidates voters, Rep Steve King bigot, white woman harassed POC. Just insane hate on the left.

Posted by: Ever at November 06, 2018 10:44 AM (vE/Qe)



That's all Yahoo is. Pure leftist garbage.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 06, 2018 10:47 AM (SiINZ)

495 >>485
Lurker's not a troll, guys. Just balancing out the comments.


Well then, I apologize to Lurker for my pointed comment

Posted by: Under Fire at November 06, 2018 10:47 AM (r9UYA)

496 Emotions are running high here at the Lenin/Election Day thread.

Everyone take a few deep breaths and a couple of shots.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 06, 2018 10:47 AM (jUVms)

497 Has Rossi ever won an election? Seems like he is always running for something but never wins.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 10:42 AM (kbp55)



I remember him narrowly losing twice to Christine Gregoire. :-(

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 06, 2018 10:47 AM (ujg0T)

498 > Can you believe the stupid GOP wanted Jeb!

Are we talking the same GOP that wanted (and got) Mitt Romney? Because yes, I can easily believe that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 06, 2018 10:47 AM (vOkuK)

499 There Ya go

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 10:47 AM (sXyKU)

500 >>Hillary Clinton will never be President of the United States.


You know, when I posted that on Election Night 2016, I never thought it would have the legs it did!

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2018 10:48 AM (nBzBk)

501 I think it will be really close, majority of 5 seats. Who the majority will be for? Flip a coin.

If that makes me a troll....so be it.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 10:48 AM (kbp55)

502 Now, now, simmer down there hot shot. I'm gonna' take it all in 2020...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 06, 2018 10:47 AM (GEhPL)

Hey now, if you decide to run I may even personally volunteer to help you get the nomination.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 06, 2018 10:48 AM (72PAC)

503 I miss those gas stations with the dinosaurs.

I didn't know that TWBB was based on an Upton Sinclair book, but that doesn't change my view of it. It's a devastating movie, it's hard to watch but it's brilliant.

If you want to see what acting is watch Daniel Day Lewis commit to being worse of a person than you can imagine.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 06, 2018 10:46 AM (fuK7c)
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We still have dino stations here in CO - loads of 'em. And yeah, Daniel Day Lewis is legit. I don't know of any other actor that commits like he does. No wonder he does comparatively few movies.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2018 10:48 AM (I2dne)

504 What movie plays on a loop in the barrel James?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 06, 2018 10:31 AM


Don't be fooled. The sound track is what gets to you...from #It's a Small World Afterall."


Could be worse, like anything Toto ever recorded. Or Silly Love Songs by McCartney.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at November 06, 2018 10:48 AM (hSQF+)

505 Guess I should dust off and re-post AlextheChick;s rant about Demioscr@ps' obsessions with lady parts.
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Warning: This is going to be incredibly profane, even by my standards.


I am not my cunt. My entire life does not revolve around whom I fuck or who will fuck me. My tits are not relevant only to the extent that they may turn on me and give me cancer and kill me. Oh and speaking of cancer, and fuck cancer with the Warcock outfitted with a flaming cougar condom, cancer is not a motherfucking political issue you worthless pieces of shit who are turning it to such. My value as a person is not my vagina. I am not a mewling quim who is in desperate need of Daddy to take care of me because I am too feeble minded and weak to do so myself. I am not a talking gash who exists solely to be manipulated by being threatened that oh noes the Republicans hate my lady parts by the same party that is, as a practical matter, enforcing blasphemy laws on behalf of a religion that will cut off my clitoris. Let's not mention cutting off my head because I have the temerity to appreciate other ladies' lady parts.


Every single Democrat who believes that the only thing I value as a woman is abortion needs to be punched in the face by me. Fuck you. Fuck you sideways with a pineapple. It's shockingly sexist and pathetic and disgusting.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD the revelator at October 02, 2012 01:30 PM (VtjlW)

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 10:48 AM (r/emI)

506 440 >>432
What the hell happened to Washington.


Californicators.
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Same for Colorado and Oregon too. Arizona maybe next.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 06, 2018 10:48 AM (2LelM)

507 I'm going to hang on every little thing that comes out.

Because I am insane.
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This is my plan as well, and to try and hold off drinking until noon EST

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at November 06, 2018 10:49 AM (2o7Th)

508 I was told by crazyliberal friend yesterday that if the republicans win, that there will be bombing in protest.

"Good. Hope you like martial law, asshole. Oh, and by the way, I'm reporting you to the feds for promoting a terrorist threat."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 06, 2018 10:49 AM (kqsXK)

509 What movie plays on a loop in the barrel James?



Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 06, 2018 10:31 AM (bQtop)



For some it might be worse than hell to be exposed to the Transformers films, one after the other, on a loop. Or Zack Snyder "superhero" movies.



For me it would be the Pirates of the Caribbean anthology.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 06, 2018 10:49 AM (a2xio)

510 If they really do that, time for the HUAC hearings. Put them up before Committees.
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I personally don't believe that there will be anything other than random protests, if that.

Most people are simply too busy with their own lives. Read the book "Days of Rage." 2,500 bombs in a year and a half. At one point, 5 a day in NYC. And... nothing happened.

Posted by: Shibumi at November 06, 2018 10:49 AM (z1Dz9)

511 Man, the weather truly sucks here in SE PA . But that is why I have an umbrella *and* a raincoat.

Even black girl hair worries won't keep me away.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2018 10:49 AM (9hauA)

512 >>Can you believe the stupid GOP wanted Jeb!

I'm old enough to remember when almost nobody here wanted Trump so yes.

Times change.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2018 10:49 AM (/tuJf)

513
Larry Schweikart
@LarrySchweikart
Replying to @roywagg
I misread a header, which was a "Targetsmart" MODEL that allocated indies.

The raw vote remains Rs +118,000. And even in the model, with Enema +7 with indies, McSally would have won.
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So Much for the earlier DickNipple who used that to say McSally was toast ! HAHAHAA

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 10:49 AM (sXyKU)

514 I like it in the ass....rough!

Posted by: Lady Badger at November 06, 2018 10:49 AM (Dagiw)

515
I remember him narrowly losing twice to Christine Gregoire. :-(
Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 06, 2018 10:47 AM (ujg0T)

Also lost 2010 senate. At some point dude should get the message and quit running for shit.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 10:49 AM (kbp55)

516 >>Bro. Wtf? It's a legit question.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker


Rossi was robbed at the last minute when he was running for Gov. Ballots were discovered in a few trunks and he lost by a slim margin. The GOP Secy Of State was worthless.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 06, 2018 10:49 AM (r9UYA)

517 You know what's wrong with American elections? No cheerleaders.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 06, 2018 10:49 AM (+y/Ru)

518 Just STFU and go back to diddling your sister.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 06, 2018 10:44 AM (r9UYA)

You seem nice.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 06, 2018 10:50 AM (wYseH)

519 Since 1871.

What's wrong with kicking the shit out of France?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 06, 2018 10:00 AM (fuK7c)

On the surface, nothing wrong with that.

But a reunited Germany gave Willie Kaiser the power to really make a mess of Europe in 1914. If he had just succeeded as King of Prussia, no one would have given him a second thought.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 06, 2018 10:03 AM (veoSD)

You can blame that on the Hapsburgs. The loss by the Austrianngarian empire allowed the Prussians to consolidate Germany, iirc.

the French, thinking the germans were worn out and looking to prevent Prussian dominance over Europe started the franco-prussian war.

which ended up creating a fully unified Germany...

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 06, 2018 10:50 AM (8D42x)

520 French President Emmanuel Macron has reiterated calls for a European Union army, this time saying that it is needed to protect the bloc from China, Russia, and even the United States

Sick bastard

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2018 10:50 AM (bim/x)

521 I believe we are looking a mid term election that cost north of $5B. That has to be a record.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 06, 2018 10:50 AM (2LelM)

522 chique, most kids go through a stupid phase. Just keep praying and living by example. You're doing the right thing.

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2018 10:50 AM (U5tDi)

523 I wanted Cruz but I NEVER wanted Jeb. I never wanted McCain or Romney but there you go.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 06, 2018 10:50 AM (jUVms)

524 What the hell happened to Washington.
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I have a gun Toting Pick up Truck driving Cousin in Washington & she doesn't take anyone' s shit

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 10:50 AM (sXyKU)

525 Posted by: Lady Badger at November 06, 2018 10:49 AM (Dagiw)
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Excellent: the 2 named poll-troll is IN DA HOUSE!!!!

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, scanning the horizon for the Crimson Tide at November 06, 2018 10:50 AM (ty7RM)

526
Yahoo's comment section makes youtube's look like a bunch of amateurs.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 06, 2018 10:51 AM (LX21o)

527 Could be worse, like anything Toto ever recorded. Or Silly Love Songs by McCartney.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at November 06, 2018 10:48 AM (hSQF+)

One of the funniest take-downs of post-Beatles McCartney is in Dave Berry's "Book of Bad Songs".

Posted by: Kris at November 06, 2018 10:51 AM (OyyDO)

528 Everyone take a few deep breaths and a couple of shots.

Geez, no shit. Too early to jump down each others throats!

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2018 10:51 AM (kG5hP)

529 Only Upton Sinclair book I started to read but never finished was The Jungle . He was trying to push socialism but ended up unintentionally doing good and pushed food safety to the forefront.

Posted by: Not Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 06, 2018 10:51 AM (A6Xv7)

530 Brodsky, see I live a simple life, so simple that I need someone to uncover the chairs, because I WANT everything for no effort on my own. Don't You want the same?

Posted by: willow at November 06, 2018 10:51 AM (iIw4v)

531 520French President Emmanuel Macron has reiterated calls for a European Union army, this time saying that it is needed to protect the bloc from China, Russia, and even the United States

Sick bastard
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Methinks its to protect Euros from their recent arrivals.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 06, 2018 10:51 AM (2LelM)

532 Honey badger > Lady Badger

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 06, 2018 10:51 AM (+y/Ru)

533 Just STFU and go back to diddling your sister.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 06, 2018 10:44 AM (r9UYA)

You seem nice.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 06, 2018 10:50 AM (wYseH)

Has he ever seen out sisters?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2018 10:51 AM (bim/x)

534 Lurking Lurker isn't a troll. I know we're all on edge today but friendly fire doesn't help anybody.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 06, 2018 10:51 AM (oZ6kz)

535 > I'm betting Zardoz: The Director's Cut

That would be the cut with extra Sean Connery in a red diaper and stripper boots scenes, and none of the nekked Charlotte Rampling scenes?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 06, 2018 10:51 AM (vOkuK)

536
Hey now, if you decide to run I may even personally volunteer to help you get the nomination.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf?
_____________________________

No need,, it's rigged already. Kind of you to offer though...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 06, 2018 10:51 AM (GEhPL)

537 "In a world that might say one vote doesn't matter...it does matter. Because each person is of infinite worth and value to God... Your vote is a
declaration of your importance as a person, and as a citizen."

Dr. Billy Graham

Posted by: grammie winger at November 06, 2018 10:51 AM (lwiT4)

538 Bill Mitchell @mitchellvii
3m
Democrat EV in FL has underperformed their 2016 by 70,000+ votes. Democrats lost FL by 120,000 votes in 2016. Gillum and Nelson lose.

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 10:51 AM (sXyKU)

539 438 Who believes polls anymore?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 06, 2018 10:41 AM (z7tuj)
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Only campaigns, who pay a lot of money for good polls.

Posted by: WIGOPer at November 06, 2018 10:51 AM (UkAXs)

540 Call Animal Control, we might have a rabid badger.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 10:52 AM (r/emI)

541 Today is gonna be Troll-ific in the Comments Section.

Keep the Faith, Morons.

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2018 10:52 AM (nBzBk)

542 Oh great. Another orange man bad comment! Be creative dullards. NPCs are humorless.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at November 06, 2018 10:52 AM (hSQF+)

543 535 > I'm betting Zardoz: The Director's Cut

That would be the cut with extra Sean Connery in a red diaper and stripper boots scenes, and none of the nekked Charlotte Rampling scenes?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 06, 2018 10:51 AM (vOkuK)

============

The weird alternate dimension sequence is now the whole film.

Jodorowsky watched it once and said, "Too much, John. Just too much."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 10:52 AM (pEWEN)

544 Geez. They're pulling all the stops out in NY. I just got a call from someone at the polls. The "Conservative Party" has Democrats listed on their line. Some of the old people get confused with Republicans and Conservatives.

I told them vote line B REPUBLICAN damn it. Don't vote any other line...

Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2018 10:52 AM (VpIIl)

545 For some it might be worse than hell to be exposed to the Transformers films, one after the other, on a loop. ...
Posted by: BurtTC at November 06, 2018 10:49 AM (a2xio)
++++++++++
I gave up after the first one when I heard one of the greatest short movie reviews of my life about the second one. My friend described it as:
"It's like having your head duct-taped to a running clothes dryer for two and a half hours while someone yells at you."

Sums up the whole franchise, I suspect.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2018 10:52 AM (I2dne)

546 Has Rossi ever won an election? Seems like he is always running for something but never wins.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker


He has. State level. And he was effective.
But he lost the governorship because he couldn't get funding for a third recount and the Native American's fronted the money for the Dems in exchange for no taxes on gambling. Lost again by picking the wrong candidate to run against. And now its a toss up. I've met him. decent enough guy. But the GOPe in this state really isn't on board with how people feel...and NO leadership. They are bureaucrats.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2018 10:52 AM (0tfLf)

547 511 Man, the weather truly sucks here in SE PA . But that is why I have an umbrella *and* a raincoat.

Even black girl hair worries won't keep me away.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2018 10:49 AM (9hauA)

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my Dem friends in the office (SE PA also) are worried it will hurt liberal turnout.

Democrats must melt when they get wet

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 06, 2018 10:52 AM (NF7WJ)

548 Hope you all are ready to see your criminal perp walked out of the White House!
Posted by: Lady Badger at November 06, 2018 10:49 AM (Dagiw)
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He walked out on Inauguration Day 2017 and his successor in the party never walked in.

And never will.

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2018 10:52 AM (U5tDi)

549 NASCAR uses Sonoco fuel, have you ever even seen a gas station that sells it? Is it owned by Conoco?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 06, 2018 10:52 AM (bQtop)

550 "Crap. Open up Yahoo and every topic is Evil Republicans."

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I didn't know anyone still used Yahoo for anything.

Posted by: Decaf at November 06, 2018 10:52 AM (jLBUC)

551 I was told by crazyliberal friend yesterday that if the republicans win, that there will be bombing in protest.

__________________

And people wonder why the left likes Islam.

"You will live as we demand, or we will keeeeeeeeeelll you!"

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 06, 2018 10:52 AM (fqUgw)

552 Posted by: Lady Badger at November 06, 2018 10:49 AM (Dagiw)



LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 06, 2018 10:52 AM (jjaLl)

553 Guess I should dust off and re-post AlextheChick;s rant about Demioscr@ps' obsessions with lady parts.


*wipes a single tear from the eye*

That's beautiful, man.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 06, 2018 10:52 AM (fuK7c)

554 >>...Every single Democrat who believes that the only thing I value as a woman is abortion needs to be punched in the face by me. Fuck you. Fuck you sideways with a pineapple. It's shockingly sexist and pathetic and disgusting.




Never gets old, as they STILL only see women being "empowered" by their vagina.
Thanks for the re-post, Anna!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2018 10:52 AM (W+vEI)

555 512 >>Can you believe the stupid GOP wanted Jeb!

I'm old enough to remember when almost nobody here wanted Trump so yes.

Times change.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2018 10:49 AM (/tuJf)

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IT WAS NOT A BINARY CHOICE

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 06, 2018 10:52 AM (NF7WJ)

556
I remember him narrowly losing twice to Christine Gregoire. :-(


Rule 1 of Election Law: Keep recounting until the democrat winsRule 2: See Rule 1

Posted by: brak at November 06, 2018 10:52 AM (VckGX)

557 So somebody already snapped under the pressure?

It's going to be a long day. Everyone get it together.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 06, 2018 10:53 AM (4ErVI)

558 Looks like the trolls have woken up.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 06, 2018 10:53 AM (KUaJL)

559 75 Hey, Lenin's meeting with Obama!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2018 09:44 AM (oVJmc)

Heh. I somehow didn't get this joke when it was made in an earlier post:

22 Who is the guy sitting with Obama?
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 06, 2018 09:39 AM (pw+jk)

. . . so thank you for this!

Posted by: m at November 06, 2018 10:53 AM (+ZMGe)

560
364 That blanket is already ruined, by the way.

It touched the wall.


might be a good thing. might accidentally cure the smallpox.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 06, 2018 10:53 AM (NmR1a)

561 Anybody vote in GA today?
Pouring rain this morning.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 10:53 AM (LL1Be)

562 So who are the FBI and CIA backing in this election? I'm asking for a guy named Ace.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 06, 2018 10:53 AM (2LelM)

563 I voted in NorCal... About the same amount of people as usual....I decided to vote for Feinstein because the other guy is young and Diane is not gonna make it too much longer...

Posted by: Sock Republican at November 06, 2018 10:53 AM (O2RFr)

564 Geez, no shit. Too early to jump down each others throats!
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2018 10:51 AM (kG5h

heh, communism or republicanism?

male or female evil?
children or parasites?
are you a girl or a boy?
north or south?
Lincoln is a democrat or a republican?

Posted by: willow at November 06, 2018 10:53 AM (iIw4v)

565 ALWAYS TRUST THE EXIT POLLS.

Posted by: John Kerry (D) at November 06, 2018 10:53 AM (nBzBk)

566 I hate waiting for results, especially since any "updates" seem to be psyops until the very end.

I remember in 2016 for Trump I was leaning towards he was going to lose, but it was going to be way closer than the media portrayed it. Then I saw Frank Luntz tweet about exit polls saying basically it was over and Trump lost. Such a horrible feeling.

Then my wife said you need to watch the news, it looks like it's not over. Still couldn't believe it.

Posted by: Blago at November 06, 2018 10:53 AM (UfkIY)

567 Still, there are pockets of interest. The burning of Washington. The near secession of the Northeastern states

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 10:46 AM (pEWEN)

It's too bad D.C. and the NE states aren't with England. They can have the insanity.

Posted by: clutch at November 06, 2018 10:53 AM (kiSdp)

568 558 Looks like the trolls have woken up.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 06, 2018 10:53 AM (KUaJL)

I heard you can get a free bag of Doritos today at all available grocery stores.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 06, 2018 10:53 AM (4ErVI)

569 555 IT WAS NOT A BINARY CHOICE
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 06, 2018 10:52 AM (NF7WJ)

=============

"But this election, where you must chose between a RINO Senator and a Democratic challenger? Yup, totally binary."
-Ben Shapiro

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 10:53 AM (pEWEN)

570 561 Anybody vote in GA today?
Pouring rain this morning.

I wonder if that is bad or good?

Posted by: Sock Republican at November 06, 2018 10:54 AM (O2RFr)

571 would us keeping the house be pudding-tit worthy?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 06, 2018 10:54 AM (NF7WJ)

572 my Dem friends in the office (SE PA also) are worried it will hurt liberal turnout.

Thanks must melt when they get wet
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 06, 2018 10:52 AM (NF7WJ)

From their mouths to God's ears.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2018 10:54 AM (9hauA)

573 "I was told by crazyliberal friend yesterday that if the republicans win, that there will be bombing in protest."

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I can see where they think they have to up the ante on the pussy hat marches.

Posted by: Decaf at November 06, 2018 10:54 AM (jLBUC)

574 Based on exit polls, the Blue Wave is here.


Ahhhh.... but I haven't voted yet. You didn't factor that piece of information into your scam, did you?

Posted by: grammie winger at November 06, 2018 10:54 AM (lwiT4)

575 Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 06, 2018 10:31 AM (bQtop)

Just the short clip from Porky's - the scene with the glory hole.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed


There is a parallel universe where college sophomore Sharkman is still laughing until he pulls stomach muscles at that scene.


That one and the Mr. Creosote scene from The Meaning of Life.

G-d that was hilarious.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 06, 2018 10:54 AM (2eKoI)

576 565 ALWAYS TRUST THE EXIT POLLS.
Posted by: John Kerry (D) at November 06, 2018 10:53 AM (nBzBk)

============

Of course, Mr. President.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 10:54 AM (pEWEN)

577 Only Upton Sinclair book I started to read but never finished was The Jungle . He was trying to push socialism but ended up unintentionally doing good and pushed food safety to the forefront.
Posted by: Not Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 06, 2018 10:51 AM (A6Xv7)
+++++++++
The Jungle was his greatest failure. The goal was socialist overthrow but the outcome was basic food safety and labeling regulations that allowed the market to do the rest. I imagine he was never too happy about that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2018 10:54 AM (I2dne)

578 Call Animal Control, we might have a rabid badger.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 10:52 AM (r/emI)

And one that is anticipating a sex change to F because I tend to think all rabid trolls are mostly males.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2018 10:54 AM (AllCR)

579 Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2018 10:52 AM (U5tDi)

Young lady,

Are you new here? Please do not cut and paste troll comments.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 06, 2018 10:54 AM (wYseH)

580 519 Since 1871.

What's wrong with kicking the shit out of France?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 06, 2018 10:00 AM (fuK7c)

On the surface, nothing wrong with that.

But a reunited Germany gave Willie Kaiser the power to really make a mess of Europe in 1914. If he had just succeeded as King of Prussia, no one would have given him a second thought.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 06, 2018 10:03 AM (veoSD)

You can blame that on the Hapsburgs. The loss by the Austrianngarian empire allowed the Prussians to consolidate Germany, iirc.

the French, thinking the germans were worn out and looking to prevent Prussian dominance over Europe started the franco-prussian war.

which ended up creating a fully unified Germany...
Posted by: SturmToddler at November 06, 2018 10:50 AM (8D42x)

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I have my doubts that Prussia wouldn't be a threat in the absence of the Franco Prussian war. I suspect the North German Confederation (which had been formed after the Prussians beat the shit outta the Austrians in 1866) would have been just as much of a pain as the German Empire.

Posted by: Jackal at November 06, 2018 10:54 AM (3p6jn)

581 "Jodorowsky watched it once and said, "Too much, John. Just too much."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 10:52 AM (pEWEN) "

Says the guy who wanted an 8 hour Dune movie?

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 06, 2018 10:54 AM (oZ6kz)

582 To distract:
Heard any good malapropisms lately?
My kids HS principal ( a really funny guy AND a closeted conservative) was on the morning announcements on Breast Cancer Awareness day. He reminded the students it was "breast awareness day."
I'm pretty sure they were all aware.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, scanning the horizon for the Crimson Tide at November 06, 2018 10:55 AM (ty7RM)

583 I watched There Will Be Blood with a pure heart, not knowing it was Upton Sinclair agitprop.

In fact I didn't pick up on the propaganda aspects til nearly the end of it.

By which time I had decided it was one of the worst movies of my lifetime. I literally hated every one of the many, many, many seconds that piece of shit took to play out.

Yes - DDL is a good actor. Not nearly good enough to rescue that nightmare of a dumpster fire of a movie.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2018 10:55 AM (AzW6q)

584 IN and KY close first.


If we win IN Senate seat and KY-6 by a good margin......

Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 10:55 AM (MAstk)

585 Repeat/elaboration of my quickie polling place report in the EMT:

Eastern Jackson County, Missouri, red precinct.

Woke up at 4:30 for some reason, had some coffee. The polls open in Missouri at 6 am so I decided to go vote early. Got to the polling place about 6:10 am, the line was already out the door of the middle school that's the polling place. Probably somewhere around 100 people ahead of me in line. Took about a half hour to get my ballot. I voted (paper ballot) on the bleachers of the school gym because all the voting "machines" (booths) as well as the six or eight temporary ones set up on plastic folding tables were all in use.

As I was leaving, I saw one guy coming in with a MAGA shirt on. He was the only one who had political-message clothing on that I noticed . . . you can't display political messages on clothing in Missouri, so I wondered if he was going to get talked to by the election judges.

I don't have any idea if that's heavy or not for my precinct because I've never been crazy enough to vote that early before, but local media reports that voting is heavy elsewhere in the KC metro.

KC metro is basically inner-city Kansas City MO and KS (deep Dem country), Missouri suburban (from light-blue Dem close into KC to deep, deep, deep red R in the outer suburbs). The Kansas side, uber-rich Johnson County is GOPe territory, otherwise it gets redder the farther out from the central cities of KCMO/KCK you get (except communist Lawrence/Douglas County KS (Kansas University).

Posted by: filbert at November 06, 2018 10:55 AM (953wK)

586 Based on exit polls, the Blue Wave is here.

I seem to recall in 2016 that Frank Luntz AKA Putz said about 5 pm that exit polls show Hillary winning....

Posted by: Sock Republican at November 06, 2018 10:55 AM (O2RFr)

587 549
NASCAR uses Sonoco fuel, have you ever even seen a gas station that sells it? Is it owned by Conoco?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 06, 2018 10:52 AM (bQtop)

Are there any NASCAR fans left? Anybody care?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 06, 2018 10:55 AM (jxbfJ)

588 Looks like the trolls have woken up.

And it's before noon. Sperm banks don't pay for shooting blanks, so looks like it's selling blood for Cheetos time.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at November 06, 2018 10:55 AM (hSQF+)

589 Bro. Wtf? It's a legit question.



Posted by: Lurking Lurker


Rossi was robbed at the last
minute when he was running for Gov. Ballots were discovered in a few
trunks and he lost by a slim margin. The GOP Secy Of State was
worthless.


Posted by: Under Fire at November 06, 2018 10:49 AM (r9UYA)



All I know about Washington is that Mt. Rainier is lovely, and Republicans can't win elections there. Legally or illegally.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 06, 2018 10:55 AM (a2xio)

590 581 "Jodorowsky watched it once and said, "Too much, John. Just too much."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 10:52 AM (pEWEN) "

Says the guy who wanted an 8 hour Dune movie?
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 06, 2018 10:54 AM (oZ6kz)

=============

That's the joke.

But damn, I want to see that once.

It'd be such an acid trip. Literally, he wanted to recreate the experience of dropping acid in film form.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 10:56 AM (pEWEN)

591 trolls here? You'd think they'd be victory dancing with their blue wavers?
but nope. here hanging out because they can't seem to want to relish anything but angst, and maybe a few pennies for posting .

Posted by: willow at November 06, 2018 10:56 AM (iIw4v)

592 Democrats must melt when they get wet
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 06, 2018 10:52 AM (NF7WJ)

You know, that would explain a lot. Plus didn't Sinema in AZ have a whole witch thing going on?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 06, 2018 10:56 AM (72PAC)

593 NASCAR uses Sonoco fuel, have you ever even seen a gas station that sells it? Is it owned by Conoco?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 06, 2018 10:52 AM (bQtop)
+++++++++++
Sunoco was pretty common in Upstate NY and Northern/Western PA when I was there.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2018 10:56 AM (I2dne)

594 Mark Levin read an excerpt from a Treacher article, which claimed whatever the outcome, if Trump has the spotlight, he won't care.

This is the primary problem with Never Trump: these assholes, even after two years, still don't understand the president or what he's trying to accomplish.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 06, 2018 10:56 AM (f687A)

595 >>For some it might be worse than hell to be exposed to the Transformers films, one after the other, on a loop. ...



Eh, I have enjoyed the Transformers movies with the kid. Beats the hell out of some somber, lecturing Lefty crap (the kind that get awards and looong essays about what they mean). At least Michael wants to entertain you with fast cars, explosions, hot chicks and the military as the **good guys**.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2018 10:56 AM (W+vEI)

596 Sorry CBD - I did it too. Please let bluebell out of the slammer. She gets.....testy.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 06, 2018 10:56 AM (lwiT4)

597
Even black girl hair worries won't keep me away.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2018 10:49 AM (9hauA)

Leave with it straight, return with full 70s 'fro?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2018 10:56 AM (NWiLs)

598 CBD

Great selection today.

Good art, and a reminder of the miracle that is America.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 06, 2018 10:56 AM (hyuyC)

599 Sorry, CBD. Feel free to delete it. My comment wouldn't make sense without it.

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2018 10:56 AM (U5tDi)

600 I voted at 7:30 this morning and there was a long line. From beginning to end it took 40 min. I don't mind but for the life of me I can't remember the time I voted in 2016 but I don't remember the line being this long.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 06, 2018 10:56 AM (jUVms)

601 If you want to see what acting is watch Daniel Day Lewis commit to being worse of a person than you can imagine.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 06, 2018 10:46 AM (fuK7c)

Disagree . All he did was change the style hat he wore as Butcher Bill. Otherwise exact same character.

Posted by: Not Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 06, 2018 10:56 AM (A6Xv7)

602 Sorry, CBD. Feel free to delete it. My comment wouldn't make sense without it.

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2018 10:56 AM (U5tDi)

Very few of my comments ever make sense...it is part of my charm

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2018 10:57 AM (bim/x)

603 Just returned from voting in my little corner of Somerset, NJ. Even with the pouring rain, the polling place was fairly crowded. In a Presbyterian church hall for the last few voting cycles. Now, we wait. Work this afternoon in a democrat infested workplace.....TV. "Ethic" TV at that. And my age, many filters on my mouth no longer function. . The news dept has been made well aware of that in the past. They tend to leave me alone. Heh

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at November 06, 2018 10:57 AM (9YBqo)

604 Always an honor to re-post the Empress' most epic of profane rants.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 10:57 AM (r/emI)

605 This is my plan as well, and to try and hold off drinking until noon EST
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs


I was going to hold off drinking until 4:00 pm London time. It's 3:59 London.

Slainte!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 10:58 AM (f/ass)

606 you can't display political messages on clothing in Missouri

This is the kind of shit that demotivates me more than the spewed diarrhea of a thousand trolls.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 10:58 AM (LL1Be)

607 530 Brodsky, see I live a simple life, so simple that I need someone to uncover the chairs, because I WANT everything for no effort on my own. Don't You want the same?
Posted by: willow at November 06, 2018 10:51 AM (iIw4v)

Lenin can't uncover his own chairs because in the Great Communist Utopia uncovering chairs is not in tune with his talents and liberated state. He's a thinking Thinker who thinks. That's the skill he brings to society. Get some peon -- I mean, Comrade-- who is skilled in and dreams of uncovering chairs to do it.

Posted by: Kris at November 06, 2018 10:58 AM (OyyDO)

608 French President Emmanuel Macron has reiterated calls for a European Union army, this time saying that it is needed to protect the bloc from China, Russia, and even the United States

Sick bastard
Posted by: Nevergiveup

"and even the United States"

>HA! Fine then. We can pull out of NATO if that's the case.

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at November 06, 2018 10:58 AM (QpZVV)

609 "Even black girl hair worries won't keep me away.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2018 10:49 AM (9hauA)"
OK, I laughed.
Reminds me of the black girl I dated in college. She would always want to stay in or cancel dates when it rained. It took me awhile to figure it out. But I'm slow like that...

Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2018 10:58 AM (VpIIl)

610 maybe the blue wavers (stolen blue btw, like you do with anything good) are not certain of anything, they have to wait it out like the rest of us.

I pray they lose.

Posted by: willow at November 06, 2018 10:58 AM (iIw4v)

611 It was reported on the news that D college snowflakes have changed their poll watch locations for this year because being in the same poll watching place as 2016 would trigger them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2018 10:58 AM (AllCR)

612 Damn! I thought Killary had all of her dad's images bleachbit from the internet.

Posted by: DireGypsy at November 06, 2018 10:58 AM (4WbxL)

613 It'd be such an acid trip. Literally, he wanted to recreate the experience of dropping acid in film form.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 06, 2018 10:56 AM (pEWEN)

It won't absorb into film, that's why they used blotter paper. Unless they can make acid into those little dissolving things like Listerine breath strips.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2018 10:58 AM (NWiLs)

614 They had to cover the furniture because Lenin wasn't housebroken.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2018 10:58 AM (KHhgg)

615 For some it might be worse than hell to be exposed to the Transformers films, one after the other, on a loop. ...

Posted by: BurtTC at November 06, 2018 10:49 AM (a2xio)

++++++++++

I gave up after the first one when I heard one of the greatest short
movie reviews of my life about the second one. My friend described it
as:

"It's like having your head duct-taped to a running clothes dryer for two and a half hours while someone yells at you."



Sums up the whole franchise, I suspect.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2018 10:52 AM (I2dne)



Sounds about right. The first one had the benefit of a pre-mutilated Megan Fox.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 06, 2018 10:58 AM (a2xio)

616 I'm old enough to remember when almost nobody here wanted Trump so yes.

Times change.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2018 10:49 AM (/tuJf)


Including the Head Ewok.

Times change indeed.

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 06, 2018 10:59 AM (Crzbp)

617 Deimoscr@ps melt in rain? So Wicked Witch of the West meets the Gremlins?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 10:59 AM (r/emI)

618 OK, it's elevenses and time for tea. BBL.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 06, 2018 10:59 AM (kqsXK)

619 616 I'm old enough to remember when almost nobody here wanted Trump so yes.

Times change.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2018 10:49 AM (/tuJf)

Raise hand... I was one... I had initially wanted Walker...

Posted by: Sock Republican at November 06, 2018 10:59 AM (O2RFr)

620 Sounds about right. The first one had the benefit of a pre-mutilated Megan Fox.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 06, 2018 10:58 AM (a2xio)
++++++++++
What mutilation now?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2018 10:59 AM (I2dne)

621 a reminder of the miracle that is America.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 06, 2018 10:56 AM (hyuyC)

Exactly.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 06, 2018 10:59 AM (wYseH)

622 If it weren't for There will be Blood the Horde would be deprived of such useful phrases as 'I drink your milkshake!' and 'DRAAAAINNNAGE'.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2018 10:59 AM (/xOO8)

623 Well, as long as the EU uses unionized military, we'll restrict our war to between 9am and 3pm on Mon-Thurs, and 9am to 12pm on Fridays.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 06, 2018 11:00 AM (hqZPQ)

624 Mark Levin read an excerpt from a Treacher article, which claimed whatever the outcome, if Trump has the spotlight, he won't care.

This is the primary problem with Never Trump: these assholes, even after two years, still don't understand the president or what he's trying to accomplish.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

____________

Trump has certainly campaigned like he cares.

I've never seen a harder working Republican politician in my lifetime.

Posted by: Blago at November 06, 2018 11:00 AM (UfkIY)

625 I AM THE THIRD REVELATION!

Wait, that's not right...

Posted by: Spartacus at November 06, 2018 11:00 AM (NWiLs)

626 I, for one, can't wait for the analysis that voting for a black man (John James) instead of a white woman (Debbie Stabemnow) is racist!

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2018 11:00 AM (YOhRS)

627 chique, we all have bad hair days , depends on how we wake up in the morning, growling at everylittlething, or all loved up.

Posted by: willow at November 06, 2018 11:00 AM (iIw4v)

628 It's pouring in Philly today, which is a decent sign for our state races. Dems here typically don't vote when it's raining. Well, they do, but they're home when it happens.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 06, 2018 11:00 AM (f687A)

629 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD the revelator at October 02, 2012 01:30 PM (VtjlW)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 10:48 AM (r/emI)

Absolutely brilliant, and she hit the point right on the head. The Democrats reduce everything to narrow identity stereotypes. You are your sex, or your color, or your race, or your sexuality, and you must do as those things dictate.

Everyone must be pigeonholed into a narrowly defined category that a bureaucrat can measure. No individualism allowed, living their way is being smashed into a mold by a heartless machine that thinks it knows what your proper form is better than you do.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at November 06, 2018 11:00 AM (J+mig)

630 Hope you all are ready to see your criminal perp walked out of the White House!

Posted by: Lady Badger at November 06, 2018 10:49 AM (Dagiw)

---
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT WAS A SOCK AND A COB EDITED IT ANYWAY!


Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 06, 2018 11:00 AM (Dagiw)

631 Making a kill list?

Posted by: Jay Harper at November 06, 2018 11:00 AM (y1HVI)

632 "I was told by crazyliberal friend yesterday that if the republicans win, that there will be bombing in protest."

-
BLOOD IN THE STREETS!

Posted by: Farmer Hoggett at November 06, 2018 11:00 AM (+y/Ru)

633 Midterm election turnout could surpass Washington state record set amid Vietnam War turmoil.

It will be awesome if the Dims run up the count in deep blue states that don't matter, and still lose in both houses
Posted by: Jean at November 06, 2018 10:38 AM (sFO1P)

I can see the headlines now: "Record levels of Democratic voters but Republicans keep House and Senate. Vote fraud! Vote fraud! Vote fraud!"

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at November 06, 2018 11:00 AM (3sjI6)

634 I love it when an art thread on Election Day with a drawing of Commius Primus has me thinking that I don't know nearly enough about the Hapsburgs.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 06, 2018 11:00 AM (fuK7c)

635 Unless they can make acid into those little dissolving things like Listerine breath strips.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2018 10:58 AM (NWiLs)

They can and do.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 06, 2018 11:01 AM (wYseH)

636 ameRedacted is back! @hfinch63

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 11:01 AM (sXyKU)

637 561 Anybody vote in GA today?
Pouring rain this morning.
--------------
I braved the torrential sprinkles to vote an hour ago. Sounds like Yuge turnout most places, no lines where I am out in the country.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at November 06, 2018 11:01 AM (2o7Th)

638 Nood

Posted by: Furious George at November 06, 2018 11:01 AM (9vQJW)

639 filbert

To continue, past the blue dot that is Douglas County you get to blue Topeka, then Red Topeka and arrive at blue Manhattan inside red Riley County.

Then on to the Colorado border in the Big 1st CD, where what the Farm Bureau wants (socialized farming) is very important.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 06, 2018 11:01 AM (hyuyC)

640 >>>Trump has certainly campaigned like he cares.

I've never seen a harder working Republican politician in my lifetime.



Agree. NT gets the man wrong every single time they open their dicktraps.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 06, 2018 11:01 AM (f687A)

641 French President Emmanuel Macron has reiterated calls for a European Union army, this time saying that it is needed to protect the bloc from China, Russia, and even the United States

Sick bastard
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2018 10:50 AM (bim/x)
++++++++++++
He's right. If they don't deal with their invasion problem, then they will become rogue states with atomic weapons, at which point we'll have to go disarm them forcibly. He's just looking to the obvious outcome of their caliphate future.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2018 11:01 AM (I2dne)

642 French President Emmanuel Macron has reiterated calls for a European Union army, this time saying that it is needed to protect the bloc from China, Russia, and even the United States

Sick bastard
Posted by: Nevergiveup

"and even the United States"

>HA! Fine then. We can pull out of NATO if that's the case.
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic


Close all the bases in Germany.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 06, 2018 11:01 AM (f/ass)

643 Hope you all are ready to see your criminal perp walked out of the White House!


He did that in January 2017.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 11:01 AM (LL1Be)

644 > NASCAR uses Sonoco fuel, have you ever even seen a gas station that sells it? Is it owned by Conoco?

Sunoco is mostly an East Coast and Midwest brand. Nope, different company than Conoco. The original name of Sunoco was the Sun Oil Company. Conoco was the Continental Oil Company.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 06, 2018 11:01 AM (vOkuK)

645 Lenin suffered from the shingles for a long time. We can hope that this depicts the murderous asshole recovering from an outbreak. More likely it's intended to depict him near the end, when he wrote his testament warning that Stalin was a vicious bureaucrat and general psychopath who would basically turn everything Lenin had built to shit. Stalin made sure very few actually saw that testament until it was too late.

Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at November 06, 2018 11:01 AM (1FhAQ)

646 "French President Emmanuel Macron has reiterated calls for a European Union army, this time saying that it is needed to protect the bloc from China, Russia, and even the United States

Sick bastard
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2018 10:50 AM (bim/x)"

------------

Of course their new Islamic overlords see the US as enemy. Let's not liberate Paris next time.

Posted by: Decaf at November 06, 2018 11:01 AM (jLBUC)

647 Nood.

This thread did 640 comments in an hour and forty minutes.

Let's beat that.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 06, 2018 11:02 AM (72PAC)

648 635 Unless they can make acid into those little dissolving things like Listerine breath strips.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2018 10:58 AM (NWiLs)

They can and do.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 06, 2018 11:01 AM (wYseH)

No shit? I am just not on the scene with all you hepcats.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2018 11:02 AM (NWiLs)

649 Rossi has the bad luck of going up against chicks.

Which is part of the Donk strategy.

Woman and POC's as far as the eye can see from now on.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 06, 2018 11:02 AM (2JcMg)

650 For some it might be worse than hell to be exposed to the Transformers films, one after the other, on a loop. ...




----------------------------------------------


Eh, I have enjoyed the Transformers movies with the kid. Beats the
hell out of some somber, lecturing Lefty crap (the kind that get awards
and looong essays about what they mean). At least Michael wants to
entertain you with fast cars, explosions, hot chicks and the military as
the **good guys**.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2018 10:56 AM (W+vEI)


Ok, I'll be nice today. I won't say what I really think of Michael Bay and the genuflecting before the Chinese marketplace.


So yeah, sure. For people who like to see stuff blowed up, he's a master.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 06, 2018 11:02 AM (a2xio)

651 I'm old enough to remember when almost nobody here wanted Trump so yes.

Times change.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2018 10:49 AM (/tuJf

well hello, I was a perplexed firsty, but Knew this would probably be the only chance I had to Tell my side, I was srs when They acted srsly they wanted to DO things in Ourinterest and I noticed they weren't.

Posted by: willow at November 06, 2018 11:02 AM (iIw4v)

652

For what it's worth, here at NYU polling place, it was very light.

It's also rainy/shitty outside so maybe the Lefties will stay home and the rest of the state can steal a win for Molinaro and Farley.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 11:02 AM (/9p9e)

653 I was Walker then Cruz then Trump in '16.

I think I'm happier now with Trump than I would have been with either of the other two.

I was wrong in '16 but was never NeverTrump.

Posted by: filbert at November 06, 2018 11:02 AM (953wK)

654 The Democrats reduce everything to narrow identity stereotypes.

-
Oh, Geez! I'm in the fat slob pigeonhole.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 06, 2018 11:02 AM (+y/Ru)

655 Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, scanning the horizon for the Crimson Tide at November 06, 2018 10:55 AM (ty7RM)

Well, I do have a related goof-but with church bulletins. A friend of mine had the young people leading parts of the service for Confirmation taking place on Pentecost. The Call To Worship was supposed to read, "The gusty winds of the Spirit." Instead it was mistyped as "busty" winds of the Spirit, Everybody broke up!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2018 11:02 AM (AllCR)

656 571
would us keeping the house be pudding-tit worthy?
I happen to have a four pack for Brown Cow Yogurt "French Desserts" in Chocolat Pod De Creme sitting in my fridge for later ... unless my kids eat them before I get home from work. No school today for voting

Posted by: TT the bear at November 06, 2018 11:03 AM (RzUqr)

657 538 Bill Mitchell @mitchellvii
3m
Democrat EV in FL has underperformed their 2016 by 70,000+ votes. Democrats lost FL by 120,000 votes in 2016. Gillum and Nelson lose.

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 10:51 AM (sXyKU)

Small correction . . . Dems lost FL by 113k in 2016.

In this crazy state, every freaking vote counts!

I'm sure every FL moron and 'ette has voted or will vote GOP today, even if you have to hold your nose for some candidates to do it.

We can't have Gillum as gov. He'll ruin us.

Posted by: Marybeth at November 06, 2018 11:03 AM (CmURZ)

658 we're all typing away like crack monkeys.

Posted by: willow at November 06, 2018 11:03 AM (iIw4v)

659 >>>Ok, I'll be nice today. I won't say what I really think of Michael Bay and the genuflecting before the Chinese marketplace.



Not a fan of Bay, but he did a good job with 13 Hours, IMO.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 06, 2018 11:03 AM (f687A)

660 He did that in January 2017.
Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 11:01 AM (LL1Be)
--------

Shhhh. Be careful. I made the same point and got yelled at.

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2018 11:03 AM (U5tDi)

661 J.J so I will pray for more Rain!

Posted by: willow at November 06, 2018 11:03 AM (iIw4v)

662 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2018 11:02 AM (/9p9e)

Isn't Molinari like 15 points behind?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2018 11:03 AM (AllCR)

663 Trump has certainly campaigned like he cares.

I've never seen a harder working Republican politician in my lifetime.
Posted by: Blago


and I've never seen an ex-president campaign and whine like Obama. let's see the how the shit midas touch works.

Posted by: x at November 06, 2018 11:04 AM (nFwvY)

664 Posted by: Lady Badger at November 06, 2018 10:49 AM (Dagiw)

Get your barefoot ass back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Posted by: Bert G at November 06, 2018 11:04 AM (tOP4K)

665
He did that in January 2017.
Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 11:01 AM (LL1Be)

Good retort.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2018 11:04 AM (AllCR)

666 believe we are looking a mid term election that cost north of $5B. That has to be a record.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 06, 2018 10:50 AM (2LelM)

It will be interesting to see how much every one of Robert Francis ORourke's votes cost the democrat party. Im' guessing at least $80 per vote. Maybe that's worth it for their data base?

Posted by: LASue at November 06, 2018 11:04 AM (XROPS)

667 Prometheus.

Most consider it torture.

I'm actually pretty happy with it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Throws switch changing movie to female Ghostbusters movie let's see if he notices.

Posted by: wrg500 at November 06, 2018 11:05 AM (9GgkI)

668 597
Even black girl hair worries won't keep me away.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2018 10:49 AM (9hauA)

Leave with it straight, return with full 70s 'fro?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2018 10:56 AM (NWiLs)

Exactly. I love my hair in its natural kinky state but it tangles up badly.

It's in cornrows now and so it's a little protected.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2018 11:05 AM (9hauA)

669 Only pollwatcher in my precinct is a long-term (D) with 'green' leanings. I used to think he was mostly harmless, but not any more. Now that his kids are grown using the goodwill and fiscal responsibility of the district for his own, he is now all-in for creepy (D) stuff to keep anyone else from succeeding. Good grief, the guy has been playing subversive for 35 years here and only now is being outed?

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 06, 2018 11:06 AM (MIKMs)

670 549
NASCAR uses Sonoco fuel, have you ever even seen a gas station that sells it? Is it owned by Conoco?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 06, 2018 10:52 AM (bQtop)

Actually it is the other way around. Sonoco bought out Conoco and yes they still have gas stations.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 06, 2018 11:07 AM (mpXpK)

671 549 NASCAR uses Sonoco fuel, have you ever even seen a gas station that sells it? Is it owned by Conoco?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 06, 2018 10:52 AM (bQtop)

Sunoco is all over the Midwest. Not the same as ConocoPhillips.

Posted by: clutch at November 06, 2018 11:07 AM (kiSdp)

672
One of my sisters and her husband live in Georgia. They've already voted. Straight Republican ticket.

I'm pretty sure it's the first mid-term they've ever voted in.

Posted by: girldog at November 06, 2018 11:08 AM (g5YYQ)

673 549 NASCAR uses Sonoco fuel, have you ever even seen a gas station that sells it? Is it owned by Conoco?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 06, 2018 10:52 AM (bQtop)

Sunoco is all over the Midwest. Not the same as ConocoPhillips.

Posted by: clutch

It's not gas but ethanol for the racing fuel.

Posted by: wrg500 at November 06, 2018 11:08 AM (9GgkI)

674 After raining for three days and night straight here the sun is finally coming out.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 06, 2018 11:10 AM (mpXpK)

675 Lenin died in January '24. He had multiple strokes after being shot in the head by Dora Kaplan in '18.
Posted by: RickZ at November 06, 2018 09:48 AM (Y8PSl)

Shoulda used a .45, Dora.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2018 11:11 AM (KHhgg)

676
I'm ashamed to say that I've missed quite a few mid-terms. But not this one.


Posted by: girldog at November 06, 2018 11:12 AM (g5YYQ)

677 #483
It's too bad that it's a largely forgotten conflict, especially since it
nominally started about national pride and sovereignty around British
impressment of American sailors in the service of the Napoleonic Wars.
(There were those who helped start it because they wanted to add Canada
to America as well, which is the biggest subtextual reason for the
conflict.)
====================
Other factors were British meddling in the US northwest and the British-French plundering of US merchant ships in the Atlantic. I strongly recommend Albert Z. Carr's book "The Coming of War" (Doubleday, 1960). It covers the events between 1783-1812 that led to the War of 1812. 18th century Realpolitik.

Posted by: mrp at November 06, 2018 11:14 AM (Pqytn)

678 Remember, kids: the only good commie is a dead commie.*

*-Disclaimer: I'm not saying go out and punch commies, but just keep in mind that their opinion should not count for anything in the real world and that their only positive contribution to the world will be when they're fertilizing Mother Gaia

Posted by: Saber Alter at November 06, 2018 11:16 AM (gu3bE)

679 I have been talking to every like minded person I can find and making sure they have voted here in FL. This is ground zero for 2018.

Posted by: Rando Calrissian at November 06, 2018 11:19 AM (8NiWI)

680 Bill Mitchell @mitchellvii
3m
Democrat EV in FL has underperformed their 2016 by 70,000+ votes. Democrats lost FL by 120,000 votes in 2016. Gillum and Nelson lose.
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend


I think that is likely true.

I can't believe that Florida would elect Gillum. And Nelson, despite being an incumbent, is a kind of stupid POS.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 06, 2018 11:20 AM (vcOmj)

681 NASCAR uses Sonoco fuel, have you ever even seen a gas station that sells it? Is it owned by Conoco?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

Sunoco is Sun Oil Company. And yes, there are Sunoco stations all over Ohio.

Conoco is part of DuPont, or at least it used to be.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 06, 2018 11:23 AM (vcOmj)

682 What's up Morons? Anything going on today?

Posted by: Timon at November 06, 2018 11:23 AM (G5IFy)

683 I just finished a water safari. Genuinely fascinating.
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 06, 2018 10:02 AM (MCkg

Did you manage to shoot a Perrier, or are they still protected?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2018 11:27 AM (KHhgg)

684 680 Bill Mitchell @mitchellvii
3m
Democrat EV in FL has underperformed their 2016 by 70,000+ votes. Democrats lost FL by 120,000 votes in 2016. Gillum and Nelson lose.
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend


I think that is likely true.

I can't believe that Florida would elect Gillum. And Nelson, despite being an incumbent, is a kind of stupid POS.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 06, 2018 11:20 AM (vcOmj)

I can't believe FL would elect Gillum either. We've done so well under Scott, why switch to a straight up under-FBI-investigation Commie?

And Nelson is a do-nothing POS, besides being one of Schumer's stooges - and he's the dumbest man in the Senate.

He earned that honor after Slow-Joe Biden left. IMHO.

An honor not to be taken lightly, as there are many candidates for the position.

Posted by: Marybeth at November 06, 2018 11:27 AM (CmURZ)

685 NASCAR uses Sonoco fuel, have you ever even seen a gas station that sells it? Is it owned by Conoco?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 06, 2018 10:52 AM (bQtop)

Actually it is the other way around. Sonoco bought out Conoco and yes they still have gas stations.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 06, 2018 11:07 AM (mpXpK)



Who's on first?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 06, 2018 11:33 AM (SiINZ)

686 That race is over.
Posted by: WIGOPer at November 06, 2018 10:22 AM (UkAXs)

Same troll, new hash.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2018 11:41 AM (KHhgg)

687
Conoco is part of DuPont, or at least it used to be.


That hasn't been the case for nigh on twenty years.

DuPont itself has been bought up by Dow Chemical.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 06, 2018 11:59 AM (pNxlR)

688 A ghost psychologist.

Posted by: saf at November 06, 2018 12:26 PM (5IHGB)

689 How long have you been Invisible Mr Griffin?

Posted by: Tamaa the Bird 1000 Voices at November 06, 2018 06:19 PM (wGqjj)

690 Help!

At the laundromat... ABC complaining about Trump's "shadow" is across all these races. ..

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