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Elevating the Tone: Missouri Democrat Calls for Trump's Assassination
I'm sure that somewhere out there, Jake Tapper just nodded, and then his Mostly-Male Harem of Shut-In Stans rushed to defend him.
A Democratic state lawmaker in Missouri posted a now-deleted comment on Facebook expressing hope that the president would be assassinated. It all started with a post from Missouri Democrat State Sen. Maria Chappelle-Nadal on her personal Facebook page, where she voiced her disgust at President Trump and claimed he was "causing trauma and nightmares." Someone by the name of Christoper Gagne commented that he was thinking about his cousin, who worked for the Secret Service under Barack Obama for four years and has to spend two more protecting President Trump. Gagne then wrote cryptically, "But, what I posted earlier, I truly believe will happen, sooner...rather than later." Gagne proceeded to quip, "I'll probably get a visit from the Secret Service smdh." Chappelle-Nadal stupidly decided to reply with the following comment: "No. I will. I hope Trump is assassinated!"In totally, totally unrelated news, someone pumped four bullets into a Daytona GOP office. But I'm sure that had nothing to do with Democrats' wild tone and calls for violence, or CNN rabble-rousers Chris Cuomo and Don Lemon justifying leftwing violence.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 31, 2018 04:37 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: E. Fudd at October 31, 2018 04:37 PM (dM3St)
Posted by: IP at October 31, 2018 04:38 PM (dM3St)
Posted by: CSMBIGBIRD at October 31, 2018 04:38 PM (xInes)
Posted by: Dawn Lemon Scent at October 31, 2018 04:38 PM (IKtL/)
Posted by: Kareem Ofweet at October 31, 2018 04:38 PM (gLylO)
Really so I guess PayPal is deplatforming them and their servers are being shut down - aren't those the rule now?
Posted by: batterup at October 31, 2018 04:39 PM (U2JQS)
Posted by: joncelli, watching the Muppet Show and maybe drinking some at October 31, 2018 04:39 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, All My Short Story Collections are Free to Read on Kindle Unlimited! at October 31, 2018 04:39 PM (9kfJR)
Posted by: Don Lemon at October 31, 2018 04:39 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 04:39 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: hawkpilot at October 31, 2018 04:39 PM (p6e8W)
Posted by: Bruce at October 31, 2018 04:40 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at October 31, 2018 04:40 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: concrete girl at October 31, 2018 04:40 PM (isRia)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2018 04:40 PM (ECUyd)
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 31, 2018 04:40 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Joe Mama at October 31, 2018 04:40 PM (IKtL/)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 31, 2018 04:41 PM (HiLJ1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, All My Short Story Collections are Free to Read on Kindle Unlimited! at October 31, 2018 04:39 PM (9kfJR)
The sentiment is evergreen.
Posted by: joncelli, watching the Muppet Show and maybe drinking some at October 31, 2018 04:41 PM (RD7QR)
Violence against you is Trump's (and your) fault.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 31, 2018 04:41 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2018 04:41 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: IP at October 31, 2018 04:41 PM (dM3St)
What are they reacting to? Trump has been a pretty amazing conservative president. He has accomplishments, the non insane are giving him ok thumbs up.
You can't act this way. It's not like trump is coming out in his boxers and saying "yeee haw, let's kill all the gooks!"
Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 31, 2018 04:41 PM (7J5t2)
Posted by: hawkpilot at October 31, 2018 04:41 PM (p6e8W)
Posted by: Ryan at October 31, 2018 04:41 PM (blRcL)
Posted by: eleven at October 31, 2018 04:42 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 31, 2018 04:42 PM (8hsr+)
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wow.lol. So I guess the media covered this about as well as they covered the Dallas Police Sniper.
Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 31, 2018 04:42 PM (7J5t2)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at October 31, 2018 04:42 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Clever NPC Pun
Ed Zachary!
Posted by: Asian Doctor at October 31, 2018 04:42 PM (IKtL/)
Posted by: Joe Mama at October 31, 2018 04:40 PM (IKtL/)
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I really believe it'll happen either way, win or lose. The Dems are in psychotic riot mode, and won't be satisfied with a win in the House, if they even get one.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 31, 2018 04:42 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 31, 2018 04:42 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 31, 2018 04:43 PM (APH5J)
According to the leftist newspapers, that can be termed "vandalism" in their headlines. Disgusting.
Posted by: LizLem at October 31, 2018 04:43 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Joe Mama at October 31, 2018 04:40 PM (IKtL/)
So his role in "Six Feet Under" really wasn't acting?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 31, 2018 04:43 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 04:43 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Don Limone, CNN Thought Leader at October 31, 2018 04:43 PM (LISuA)
Sooo, second look at McCaskill?
Naaaah!
Posted by: hawkpilot at October 31, 2018 04:43 PM (p6e8W)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 31, 2018 04:43 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2018 04:43 PM (r9UYA)
Democrats have been quietly running a well funded mailer campaign asking rural voters to vote for the REAL conservative, the Libertarian. He actually turns out to be an honest man of conscience, and the Libertarian was so pissed off by this that he just quit the race and asked all of his supporters to vote for the Republican candidate.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2018 04:43 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 31, 2018 04:43 PM (fuK7c)
She's a piece of work, that one.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 31, 2018 04:43 PM (6qErC)
ACE DOES NOT HAVE A TIME MACHINE.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
Now, if it had been from August 2027...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at October 31, 2018 04:43 PM (AM1GF)
By now the God Emperor has flushed the Barkyturds from the SS at least. I hope.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 31, 2018 04:44 PM (8hsr+)
a teaser:
Director's note after a 10 minute long yet incoherent action sequence involving more ships than the eye can digest....once the action scenes are done, let's have a bunch of actors act against a green screen while they read stilted dialogue.
"the empire has a sniftle flix compactor"
"that will disturb the balance in the force"
"let's discuss this with the council"
"the council never decides anything"
"it is our ways, padwan"
-walks slowly off frame-
and scene!
Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 31, 2018 04:44 PM (7J5t2)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 31, 2018 04:44 PM (bQtop)
With this giant sculpture of a penis.
Posted by: Don Lemonparty at October 31, 2018 04:44 PM (dzVmQ)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2018 04:44 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 04:44 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Chris M at October 31, 2018 04:44 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Ana Navarro at October 31, 2018 04:44 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 31, 2018 04:44 PM (98c76)
Posted by: JEM at October 31, 2018 04:45 PM (vCxT8)
Posted by: T at October 31, 2018 04:45 PM (lZ0Le)
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read over on zerohergde that the antifa attacked the proud boys with bottles so of course the proud bous got arrested.
Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 31, 2018 04:45 PM (7J5t2)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 31, 2018 04:45 PM (4VAdr)
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I think the concerted media/dem effort to smear Trump isn't working because so many of the criticisms are so over-the-top that most people just disregard them.
I mean, 92% negative reporting across all media, yet Trump's approval is at 50%.
The left's old schtick just isn't working any more.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 31, 2018 04:45 PM (HiLJ1)
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 31, 2018 04:45 PM (RreyB)
Posted by: Arbalest at October 31, 2018 04:45 PM (FlRtG)
Tester is ahead in Montana??"
The polls have indicated that, but I don't believe the polls anywhere this year, and especially not in a rural, low population state that is almost impossible to poll.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2018 04:45 PM (Kpl3J)
Are people that stupid!?
Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at October 31, 2018 04:46 PM (trMj1)
Posted by: IanDeal at October 31, 2018 04:46 PM (5mrLG)
As long as she won't miss a meal....
justsayi'n.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 31, 2018 04:46 PM (6qErC)
Are people that stupid!?
Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at October 31, 2018 04:46 PM (trMj1)
Yes, Yes they are.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 31, 2018 04:46 PM (Fh8wK)
Not enough pink haired harridans femmesplaining to the new Han Solo character why he sucks. Add a few more of those in and you'll really have something!
Posted by: LizLem at October 31, 2018 04:46 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Your friendly neighborhood Democrat at October 31, 2018 04:46 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
I believe you are correct.
Thyme 2 bi ahmo?
Posted by: Joe Mama at October 31, 2018 04:46 PM (IKtL/)
"Nine out of ten Democrats agree, violence is our only hope, for establishing a commie totalitarian regime.
We believe in civility for all comrades, AFTER we win another election, or assassinate all those that defeat us.
So get out and vote, and beat/kill a few Republicans on your way to the free and fair election polls."
Posted by: illiniwek at October 31, 2018 04:46 PM (Cus5s)
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orangeman bad, beerjudge bad. Civil discourse requires selected annihilation of mayors and government officials, for example, to create a vacuum.
Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 31, 2018 04:47 PM (7J5t2)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2018 04:43 PM (Kpl3J)
The Dems pull sneaky shit like that here in California all the time.
I just got a mailer entitled: "Attention Republicans" that inter alia endorses a far-left candidate for the state legislature.
Nice try, comrades.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2018 04:47 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 31, 2018 04:47 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: wth at October 31, 2018 04:47 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 31, 2018 04:48 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: DanMan at October 31, 2018 04:48 PM (QMG5F)
Are people that stupid!?
Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at October 31, 2018 04:46 PM (trMj1)
1. Peons who want their "Free stuff" of healthcare and the like,
2. Certain Industry Lobbyists who back the Demunist as long as s/he delivers where it counts.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 31, 2018 04:49 PM (ujg0T)
Not enough pink haired harridans femmesplaining to the new Han Solo character why he sucks. Add a few more of those in and you'll really have something!
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Oh, in scene two I introduce Tran-tran Dhicks, a Glaborian who has heroically become a stunning and brave tri-sexed dildo covered semi-cyborg Tanaka.
Tran-Tran is the most powerful, brave and smart being in the universe, except he-it-she is oppressed by the evil empire with their British actors.
Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 31, 2018 04:49 PM (7J5t2)
ACE DOES NOT HAVE A TIME MACHINE.
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Now, if it had been from August 2027...
it's pretty tame for 2027.
ps: anybody have a spare apl manual?
Posted by: John Titor at October 31, 2018 04:49 PM (xGZ+b)
CNN heads would explode.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vote Red and be happy at October 31, 2018 04:49 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 31, 2018 04:50 PM (7J5t2)
How the fuck can a red state like Montana elect and re elect a left wing
democrat who is the exact opposite of trump's policies that they just
voter overwhelmingly for in 2016!?
Are people that stupid!?
Helena Heathens and Missoula Muscovite's.
Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2018 04:50 PM (r9UYA)
Why, will they be providing firearms?
Posted by: Brother Cavil at October 31, 2018 04:51 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2018 04:51 PM (BXMxN)
Bradley Manning 2.0:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6337589
Meet Cpl. Logan Kyle, crossdresser. He strangled his wife because she was going to expose him to his superiors. He was arrested with his girlfriend driving around with his wife's body in the trunk looking for a good place to dump her.
The girlfriend's two young children were in the car with them.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 31, 2018 04:51 PM (f1Vqw)
also, SJW robot bragging about fucking Lando was awful. Kathleen Kennedy should be fed to a giant desert vagina
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 31, 2018 04:51 PM (8hsr+)
Posted by: DanMan at October 31, 2018 04:51 PM (QMG5F)
Posted by: Roger Stoney at October 31, 2018 04:52 PM (YCbOZ)
CNN heads would explode.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vote Red and be happy at October 31, 2018 04:49 PM (LISuA)
Your post reminded me of something - The Obamas were always throwing parties at the WH...Trump has had 1 state function? Any informal parties?
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 04:52 PM (a0IVu)
Culturally appropriated food AND serving the evil Kavanaugh elixir of life? Yes plz. I want reams of photos.
Posted by: LizLem at October 31, 2018 04:52 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 31, 2018 04:52 PM (7J5t2)
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A big, out of control, drunk-ass party. And Tri-Corner Hat Girl should ride a horse into the White House.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 31, 2018 04:53 PM (HiLJ1)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2018 04:53 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: JAS at October 31, 2018 04:53 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: IC
That's what the joint in Florida is for...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at October 31, 2018 04:53 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: IC
That's because the Obamas could put their WH parties on the taxpayers' tab.
Grifters gotta grift.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2018 04:54 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at October 31, 2018 04:53 PM (AM1GF)
Right you are..Probably easier to entertain there.
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 04:54 PM (a0IVu)
Hopefully no longer in that position, even as we speak.
Posted by: m at October 31, 2018 04:55 PM (QfXC4)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 31, 2018 04:55 PM (04AcR)
You should see the Cuomo for governor ads,they are like Trump is Hitler and Cuomo is Churchill protecting the free world.
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2018 04:51 PM (BXMxN)
***I saw. Unfortunately.
I threw up in my mouth a little.
Posted by: Publius Redux at October 31, 2018 04:55 PM (Fb9aZ)
I have had many things pumped into me over the years, never did me any harm.
Well, there was that whole pelvic floor tear incident, but that doesn't count, it was a holiday...
Posted by: Don Lemon Party at October 31, 2018 04:55 PM (u9Ibc)
Posted by: Roger Stoney at October 31, 2018 04:55 PM (YCbOZ)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2018 04:51 PM (BXMxN)
Grateful for no cable. Then again, I'm deluged with adverts for Peter King on talk radio.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 04:56 PM (/9p9e)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6337589
Meet Cpl. Logan Kyle, crossdresser.
Yeah, I shipped that one around in the last thread. The Daily Mail is a unique resource.
Posted by: JEM at October 31, 2018 04:56 PM (vCxT8)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 31, 2018 04:56 PM (bQtop)
Posted by: Octopussy at October 31, 2018 04:56 PM (wEWD0)
I hope someone compiles these threats and attacks in a book - it would make a lovely present for everyone at CNN
Posted by: LASue at October 31, 2018 04:56 PM (XROPS)
That's what you get when you outsource your coding to Pakistan.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 31, 2018 04:56 PM (APH5J)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 31, 2018 04:53 PM (HiLJ1)
Awwwww yeah.
Posted by: The Horse at October 31, 2018 04:57 PM (72PAC)
Sigh...Well better late than never
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 31, 2018 04:57 PM (Fh8wK)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at October 31, 2018 04:57 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2018 04:57 PM (BXMxN)
If the GOP keeps the House I hope PDJT holds a pig roast on the front
lawn of the White House and invites all Republican voters over for some
spicy roast pig and a beer.
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A big, out of control, drunk-ass party. And Tri-Corner Hat Girl should ride a horse into the White House.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 31, 2018 04:53 PM (HiLJ1)
Out do Andrew Jackson's wild party of March 4, 1829! I'd love to see that.
Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2018 04:57 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Octopussy at October 31, 2018 04:56 PM (wEWD0)
The Left is well-schooled in this. Recall the fine orchestra at Birkenau to cordially invite the Jews to be gassed.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 04:57 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 31, 2018 04:52 PM (7J5t2)
I'll miss him like I miss Weeping Boner. Too bad nobody cares what Boner thinks, I'm sure its epic NPC retardation.
Posted by: We Are the Asteroid! at October 31, 2018 04:58 PM (wJ/rZ)
Posted by: JEM at October 31, 2018 04:56 PM (vCxT
I always regret visiting DM;always news to depress me..parent killing babies, etc. I don't have the disposition to read those and not be depressed and angry.
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 04:58 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: JEM at October 31, 2018 04:56 PM (vCxT
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Taking the pillows off the heads of stories the U.S. media is desperately trying to smother.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 31, 2018 04:58 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 31, 2018 04:58 PM (Qhz2y)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2018 04:58 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2018 04:58 PM (BXMxN)
But making Doritos illegal.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2018 04:59 PM (YqDXo)
I love that. Andy had to jump out a window to escape from his own home.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 31, 2018 04:59 PM (APH5J)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2018 04:58 PM (BXMxN)
Three bottles of Old Overholt just don't cut it no more...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 04:59 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: m at October 31, 2018 04:59 PM (QfXC4)
Posted by: Joe Mama at October 31, 2018 04:59 PM (IKtL/)
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the kids like the pot. America 2.0 is stoned! Then again, our boomer parents were too.
Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 31, 2018 04:59 PM (7J5t2)
The Stoner you drink the Boner you weep...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 05:00 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 31, 2018 04:56 PM (bQtop)
It is sad what has happened to once reliable SoCal, Orange County in particular.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 31, 2018 05:00 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 31, 2018 05:00 PM (8hsr+)
Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 31, 2018 05:00 PM (7J5t2)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2018 04:51 PM (BXMxN)
LOL. Churchill would have drowned Cuomo in a vat of monkey piss.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 31, 2018 05:00 PM (98c76)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 31, 2018 05:00 PM (8hsr+)
Better than a Kagan Kegel...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 05:00 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Joe Mama at October 31, 2018 05:01 PM (IKtL/)
I wish this guy would stay out of my box... really stinks the place up. And that friend of his who dresses up like some sort of yacht captain? Always dropping a squid duce in my litter. Annoying as hell.
Posted by: Don Lemon Party's Cat at October 31, 2018 05:01 PM (u9Ibc)
Cigarettes already peaked, while pot is only growing. He's employed as a lobbyist for their industry group, right?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 31, 2018 05:01 PM (W+vEI)
Jedediah Bila is in the Leg Chair on the Five. Unfortunately, her skirt isn't short enough.
And Judge Jugs is sitting in Perino's seat.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 31, 2018 05:01 PM (f1Vqw)
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WINNING
Posted by: MSM is ithe Deep States WHORE at October 31, 2018 05:02 PM (sXyKU)
Posted by: never enough caffeine at October 31, 2018 05:02 PM (N3JsI)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2018 04:58 PM (BXMxN)
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Which K Street shop that reps Big Spleef is Boner working for?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 31, 2018 05:02 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 31, 2018 05:03 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 31, 2018 05:03 PM (98c76)
re:NaNoWriMo stats. On Nov 30, 2016 I managed to pound the keyboard enough to crank out 8,940
words to cross the finish line.
Dunno if I will ever top that. *thud*
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 05:03 PM (V9pqX)
Posted by: MSM is ithe Deep States WHORE
Would you like armor and arty to go with that?
Posted by: Joe Mama at October 31, 2018 05:04 PM (IKtL/)
Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2018 05:04 PM (gmo/4)
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WINNING
Posted by: MSM is ithe Deep States WHORE at October 31, 2018 05:02 PM (sXyKU)
Fantastic! Make sure the troops each have a mail-in ballot.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 05:04 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 31, 2018 05:04 PM (bQtop)
It is sad what has happened to once reliable SoCal, Orange County in particular.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 31, 2018 05:00 PM (ujg0T)
I think Orange County is swinging back to republican.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 31, 2018 05:04 PM (TAmPV)
You're awful.
Posted by: Kevin McCarthy at October 31, 2018 05:05 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: kallisto at October 31, 2018 05:05 PM (DJFLF)
Too bad Cesar Sayoc's in custody.
The Dems could hire him to shoot a gun with a flag that says BANG! at a Democrat office, multiple times, in order to prove that violence is much more prevalent on the right.
As it is, they'll just have to settle for memory holing the story.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2018 05:05 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2018 05:05 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2018 05:04 PM (gmo/4)
I prefer Brenton Wood with "The Oogum Boogum Song" but sure, why not.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 05:05 PM (/9p9e)
The girlfriend's two young children were in the car with them.
Wow. Dude's like the world champ at f#cking up at life. And did this at age 21, too. That takes work, man.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 31, 2018 05:05 PM (W+vEI)
Both Trump and his lawyer deny it. Fake news.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2018 05:05 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: LizLem at October 31, 2018 05:05 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 05:04 PM (/9p9e)
From your lips ..... I don't think Jane Doh's boy or my boy ever got a ballot in time.
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 31, 2018 05:06 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 31, 2018 05:06 PM (APH5J)
Posted by: Editor at October 31, 2018 05:06 PM (ajna9)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2018 05:07 PM (BXMxN)
Shorter Trump: "No means no. Can you hear me now?"
Posted by: Lizzy at October 31, 2018 05:07 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: steevy
John Stoner?
Posted by: Joe Mama at October 31, 2018 04:59 PM (IKtL/)
125 115 Boner is now all in on pot legalization...
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the kids like the pot. America 2.0 is stoned! Then again, our boomer parents were too.
Posted by: Clever NPC Pun
Still won't be legal in a lot of industries. Legal liabilities for operating under influence.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2018 05:07 PM (ECUyd)
https://is.gd/2mRjA5
Posted by: Brother Cavil at October 31, 2018 04:57 PM (AM1GF)
I'm telling ya Cruz is a smart and witty moron and would fit in at aos better than any politician I know.
PS: 99% chance the zodiac killer would be a Democrat .
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 31, 2018 05:07 PM (4VAdr)
Posted by: Editor at October 31, 2018 05:06 PM (ajna9)
::ahem:: Mark Twain.
Posted by: eleven at October 31, 2018 05:07 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2018 05:08 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Chris Hayes at October 31, 2018 05:08 PM (ismre)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2018 05:08 PM (BXMxN)
...
The girlfriend's two young children were in the car with them."
sounds like a fun family outing. gonna visit the lake, the landfill, the chemical plant, the bunker at the 16th hole - the one off to the side where nobody hits their ball...
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 31, 2018 05:08 PM (8hsr+)
Posted by: Literally Hitlery at October 31, 2018 05:08 PM (IKtL/)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2018 04:58 PM (BXMxN)
Shibby Boner?
Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2018 05:08 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Joe Mama
Someone send him some tampons. His mangina will be bleeding for weeks.
What a maroon. What an ultra-maroon.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at October 31, 2018 05:08 PM (vcOmj)
Starring Ken Register, Hidden Mike and Minnie Cam!
Posted by: Lizzy at October 31, 2018 05:08 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: steevy
"Up next on Secret Subpoenas #6!"
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2018 05:09 PM (ECUyd)
What does the tweet mean?
Posted by: kallisto at October 31, 2018 05:09 PM (DJFLF)
It's gonna be a shame Paul Ryan won't be around to tell us republicans how awful our ideas are Posted by: Clever NPC Pun
he sounds even more like a bought and paid for leftist now than before. Hey Paul, they brought you in because you were the financial whiz kid that would fix things ... but all you did was explode the budget even more ... helped cram through more omnibus bills.
All talk and no action solves nothing, but promising to cut SS/Medicare does lose elections, so you were a twofer for the Dems. Ryan was not pushing granny off the cliff in her wheel chair, he was pushing Republican chances off the cliff.
So sad he is leaving or he could promise to open borders to 50 million more from the third world, and end America completely. He'll be safe behind the 10' high walls of his estate.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 31, 2018 05:09 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 31, 2018 05:10 PM (8hsr+)
The RCAF Colonel who one time flew with Queen Elizabeth II aboard... well he's in prison now for the murder of multiple women along with charges of burglary and stealing their underwear that he would film himself wearing. And it was the tyres on his vehicle that provided the first clue linking him to one murder.
So Kyle got stopped early. Thankfully.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 05:10 PM (V9pqX)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 31, 2018 05:10 PM (f1Vqw)
BTW, we had a little discussion a few days ago about Benicio Del Toro and Traffic. I was confusing it with the movie Savages, where he was the cartel hitman running around as a lawn care guy.
Just wanted to clear that up.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 31, 2018 05:11 PM (98c76)
Posted by: kallisto at October 31, 2018 05:05 PM (DJFLF)
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That would be good, but I hope their overall plan is to host their own site on their own server farm (s).
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 31, 2018 05:11 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Mehicans with a twelve foot ladder at October 31, 2018 05:11 PM (IKtL/)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 31, 2018 05:12 PM (PHotS)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 31, 2018 05:12 PM (8hsr+)
What does the tweet mean?
Posted by: kallisto at October 31, 2018 05:09 PM (DJFLF)
There was a poll that said something like more people would vote for the Zodiac killer than Ted Cruz so he tweeted the commonly published Zodiac killer letter . On Halloween.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 31, 2018 05:12 PM (4VAdr)
Unless they are going to shoot the invaders before cross the border or interdict them on the other side of the border, I'm not quite sure what sending soldiers to the border will do.
Once these invaders step toe one on US soil it's pretty much game over.
WE NEED THE BIG BEAUTIFUL WALL!!!!
Posted by: Kreplach at October 31, 2018 05:13 PM (qxq6t)
Posted by: West at October 31, 2018 05:13 PM (+mfcd)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 05:13 PM (V9pqX)
Now, this should narrow it down a bit. Which writers at such publications have gone silent? And which have written such articles? It should be easy to figure out.
I will exempt one group: guys like Cooke and Trazinski have always been such down-the-line libertarians that it isn't inconsistent of them to take that line. Wrong, but at least consistent with what they've been saying forever.
But my wife's experience today that "normal distribution" is a forbidden phrase on Assbook, well, it triggered me.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 31, 2018 05:14 PM (59GGI)
So he was reenacting an Eminem song?
https://genius.com/Eminem-97-bonnie-and-clyde-lyrics
Posted by: LizLem at October 31, 2018 05:14 PM (hvf9s)
Both Trump and his lawyer deny it. Fake news.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2018 05:05 PM (/tuJf)
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Another attempted October surprise. Knew it was BS when they were "reading the tea leaves". Pure wish casting.
Posted by: WisRich at October 31, 2018 05:14 PM (G0vdT)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6337589
Meet Cpl. Logan Kyle, crossdresser. He strangled his wife because she was going to expose him to his superiors. He was arrested with his girlfriend driving around with his wife's body in the trunk looking for a good place to dump her.
The girlfriend's two young children were in the car with them.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 31, 2018 04:51 PM (f1Vqw)
I was assigned to 3/10 back when it was 4/10, in 2011-2012. That whole unit was messed up.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 31, 2018 05:14 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: kallisto at October 31, 2018 05:14 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 31, 2018 05:15 PM (bQtop)
Unless GAB's plan involves getting their own iron and internet pipe they will have no future as anyone that hosts them will eventually be bullied and intimidating them into dropping them.
Posted by: Kreplach at October 31, 2018 05:15 PM (qxq6t)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 31, 2018 05:12 PM (8hsr+)
The person making those kinds of remarks are responsible for them, not the carrier.
If I threatened you with a beating in person, you gonna blame the air for conveying the message?
Posted by: West at October 31, 2018 05:15 PM (+mfcd)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2018 05:16 PM (QLvwG)
Thanks. I had no idea that was the zodiac killer jawn.
Posted by: kallisto at October 31, 2018 05:16 PM (DJFLF)
Honestly anyone watching what has been happening at all knew it was fake including the author of the article.
They aren't even pretending anymore.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2018 05:16 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: JAS at October 31, 2018 05:16 PM (3HNOQ)
The RCAF Colonel who one time flew with Queen Elizabeth II aboard... well he's in prison now for the murder of multiple women along with charges of burglary and stealing their underwear that he would film himself wearing. And it was the tyres on his vehicle that provided the first clue linking him to one murder.
So Kyle got stopped early. Thankfully.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 05:10 PM (V9pqX)
Russell Williams. I was listening to a report about his interview and confession earlier today.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 31, 2018 05:16 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2018 05:16 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2018 05:17 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 31, 2018 05:17 PM (4VAdr)
The Five is arguing birthright citizenship and the 14th Amendment. Juan is bringing on the full retard as usual.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 31, 2018 05:17 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 05:17 PM (V9pqX)
I have a male harem of Stonns.
Posted by: T'Pring at October 31, 2018 05:18 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 31, 2018 04:59 PM
If you're ever on 'Final Jeopardy' and the question is, 'What is the foundation for the Beatles tune with the lyric, 'She came in through the bathroom window'' the answer is...
A Moody Blues story. The two groups got together once in a while to swap stories. The Moodies had groupies too.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 31, 2018 05:18 PM (URwyc)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 31, 2018 05:18 PM (4VAdr)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 31, 2018 05:18 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: JAS at October 31, 2018 05:18 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2018 05:19 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at October 31, 2018 05:20 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 31, 2018 05:20 PM (8hsr+)
Posted by: JAS at October 31, 2018 05:18 PM (3HNOQ)
"I know, right?!"
- - The Bollard That Ate Chappaqua-dick
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 05:20 PM (/9p9e)
Ummmm, wasn't that Joe Cocker?
Posted by: Chris M at October 31, 2018 05:21 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: JAS at October 31, 2018 05:18 PM (3HNOQ)
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See my #178. They need to host themselves.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 31, 2018 05:21 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
Still could be shutdown through DOS attacks. The weak node is always vulnerable.
People are working on a distributed peer-to-peer solution, I think, one in which the users' browser/computer becomes part of the network sharing the data.
They might be cover able operation costs if they add in some bitcoin-like structure ( that adds some additional security as well) but the problem being is that this is expensive to build.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 31, 2018 05:21 PM (aPsQQ)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 31, 2018 05:21 PM (Qhz2y)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 31, 2018 05:10 PM
Pretty sure Forever 21 upped the age in their name. Something south of AARP territory.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 31, 2018 05:22 PM (URwyc)
Posted by: kallisto at October 31, 2018 05:09 PM (DJFLF) "
It's one of the Zodiac Killer's cipher letters. Somehow it became a meme to accuse Ted Cruz of being the Zodiac Killer. He's sort of 'owned it' and now they're buttmad.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at October 31, 2018 05:22 PM (oZ6kz)
Ummmm, wasn't that Joe Cocker?
Posted by: Chris M
Cocker covered it. And, um, that's actually its title.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at October 31, 2018 05:22 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2018 04:58 PM (BXMxN)
But making Doritos illegal
But thank God not Funyons. That would be cruel.
Posted by: Boswell at October 31, 2018 05:23 PM (OjnQU)
Cocker covered it. And, um, that's actually its title.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at October 31, 2018 05:22 PM (AM1GF)
Rather badly, IMO...
Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2018 05:23 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Don Lemon Party's Cat at October 31, 2018 05:23 PM (u9Ibc)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 31, 2018 05:23 PM (aKsyK)
You know, I've seriously been expecting Crapple and Goolag to pull the "OK" emoji.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 31, 2018 05:24 PM (TUU1F)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 05:24 PM (V9pqX)
Just read a great testimony on #Walkaway FB by Lexi Lee. An AZ millenial who voted straight red for the first time ever.
She described how she tortured a lib who was writing lib slogans on the sidewalk (in chalk). Lexi would just disappear the writing with her bottled water. She repeated this three times until the libtard gave up.
These #Walkawayz are feisty, and they are NOT being canvassed in any of these published polls.
Posted by: kallisto at October 31, 2018 05:24 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Chris M at October 31, 2018 05:25 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2018 05:25 PM (T4oHT)
What does the tweet mean?
Posted by: kallisto at October 31, 2018 05:09 PM (DJFLF)
There was a poll that said something like more people would vote for the Zodiac killer than Ted Cruz so he tweeted the commonly published Zodiac killer letter . On Halloween.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 31, 2018 05:12 PM (4VAdr)
Thanks.
Posted by: m at October 31, 2018 05:25 PM (QfXC4)
John Boehner Wants to Help You Make Millions in Cannabis!
https://tinyurl.com/ya8gysza
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 31, 2018 05:23 PM (aKsyK)
...with this one neat trick!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 05:25 PM (/9p9e)
Turned it off because even the "conservatives" can't formulate cogent arguments with regards to this nonsense.
The 14th amendment was drafted to deal with one thing and one thing only: The citizenship status of blacks after the civil war.
That's it. Nothing more.
The fact that apparently some dicta in a farcical SCOTUS decision and an Emma Lazarus poem on a Statue is the controlling law on immigration is abomination that should be fought tooth and nail.
Posted by: Kreplach at October 31, 2018 05:25 PM (qxq6t)
Dammit, off feline sock.
And if you see that little bastard, tell him to stop dumping Bill's squid in my loafers...
Posted by: Don Lemon Party's at October 31, 2018 05:25 PM (u9Ibc)
Posted by: J. Sessions at October 31, 2018 05:26 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 05:26 PM (a0IVu)
Hey National Review, Weekly Standard, and Commentary, Here's a Purge Opportunity You're Gonna Want to Get In On!!!
Who needs leftwing censors when our rightwing censors are trying so hard to out-leftwing censor the leftwing censors?
Disappointing. Even with the hijab off she was way overdressed.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 31, 2018 05:26 PM (59GGI)
I think the "October Surprise" was supposed to be Mueller getting falsely accused of sex scandals.
It doesn't seem to have any Fake News "legs," tho.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 31, 2018 05:26 PM (z3ikq)
Forever XLIX:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6321733
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6339261
Posted by: J-Lo at October 31, 2018 05:26 PM (f1Vqw)
whitey I see
Gonna get me a shotgun and kill every
whitey I see
And when I've killed every whitey I see
There won't be no one left to bother me
Gonna get me a shotgun and kill me every whitey I see
Posted by: Angry Black Woman in Missouri at October 31, 2018 05:27 PM (EATOD)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2018 05:07 PM (ECUyd)
Many ages ago, when Uncle sent me to his Northernmost outpost, we received a message from higher headquarters. Seems that Alaska had just decriminalized possession of marijuana for personal use. We were reminded that, regardless of what Alaska said, the Air Force owned us 24/7/365, on base or off. And as far as the USAF was concerned, marijuana use was drug use, which could cost your clearance, and your certification for our mission. (Besides which, our "local" law was Danish, although I suspect the Danes would have deferred to Air Force jurisdiction for anything that didn't directly involve Danish or Eskimo interests. Need to look at the TDA SOFA (e.g., it was a violation of Danish law to give candy to the nomadic Eskimos)).
Posted by: 20th Air Force at October 31, 2018 05:27 PM (MwFQu)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 31, 2018 05:27 PM (Qhz2y)
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 05:26 PM (a0IVu)
Some way, some how, Warren Buffet is investing in pot. And Boehner, the sw.amp dweller he was, is lobbying hard.
Plausible.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 05:27 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: josephistan at October 31, 2018 05:27 PM (Izzlo)
Unless they are going to shoot the invaders before cross the border or interdict them on the other side of the border, I'm not quite sure what sending soldiers to the border will do.
Do you think the drug cartels want 10,000 U.S. troops on the border? If a large military presence disrupts the movement of drugs across the border the cartes might put an end to the caravans.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 31, 2018 05:28 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: illiniwek
_________________
That's what was so enraging.
All Paul Ryan wanted to talk about was cutting middle class entitlements you knew were politically impossible to cut. Never mind all the realistic and politically popular things he could get done, like border security.
It's almost like the conservative movement just wanted to lose and be martyrs but somehow have the moral high ground of pretending to do something about the deficit.
Trump is terrible on spending issues, but I could care less. I respect him for his honesty, he's not going to lose an election arguing over cutting the budget 1% that a TruCon like Paul Ryan would never do anyway.
Posted by: Blago at October 31, 2018 05:28 PM (UfkIY)
Posted by: Smilin' Bob Dole at October 31, 2018 05:28 PM (QLvwG)
The man was a degenerate alcoholic and chain smoker, also terrible SOH, so him getting on board and pimping another vice seems like a natural.
Posted by: Kreplach at October 31, 2018 05:28 PM (qxq6t)
https://tinyurl.com/ya8gysza
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 31, 2018 05:23 PM (aKsyK)
Diversify your investment portfolio with gold and weed!
Posted by: John Bohner on afternoon TV at October 31, 2018 05:28 PM (wCmLp)
Fake News told me that "a known right wing conspiracy peddler" was behind offering a woman (who just so happened to contact The Atlantic hack rag) to accuse Mueller.
They said the name of this "known right wing conspiracist" and I never heard of him. I don't even remember his name.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 31, 2018 05:29 PM (z3ikq)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2018 04:58 PM (BXMxN)
His family owned a tavern. So it's a natural progression, the next step.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 31, 2018 05:29 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 31, 2018 05:29 PM (PHotS)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 31, 2018 05:29 PM (MTjB1)
And smiling Bob Dole hawks Viagra. Mrs. Bob Dole is very pleased.
Posted by: Smilin' Bob Dole at October 31, 2018 05:28 PM (QLvwG)
Was just thinking about you. I remember when I shook your hand at your rally in Media, PA. But the people wanted the Arkansas Grifters and you lost.
Your secret service guys were cute though.
Posted by: kallisto at October 31, 2018 05:29 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at October 31, 2018 05:22 PM (oZ6kz)
Yes it turned into Cruz = Zodiac Killer
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 31, 2018 05:29 PM (4VAdr)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 31, 2018 05:30 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2018 05:30 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Kreplach at October 31, 2018 05:28 PM (qxq6t)
You beat me by a minute and said it better.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 31, 2018 05:30 PM (NFEMn)
I think the increased military presence is due to reports of nefarious types embedded in the "caravan", complete with lethal weaponry.
Posted by: kallisto at October 31, 2018 05:30 PM (DJFLF)
The issue is stopping an invasion, the drug cartels is an important but tangential issue.
The invasion of this country is an existential threat the drug cartels are not.
This sending the troops to the border is window dressing.
Posted by: Kreplach at October 31, 2018 05:31 PM (qxq6t)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2018 05:31 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 31, 2018 05:31 PM (ctuyM)
Max Boot
@MaxBoot
I'm sick and tired of Trump. And I'm sick and tired of Republicans who go along with Trump-defending, abetting and imitating his egregious excesses. If you're sick and tired too, here is what you can do. Vote for Democrats. For every office. My latest: https://wapo.st/2zhmkNq
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 31, 2018 05:31 PM (+y/Ru)
I think the increased military presence is due to reports of nefarious types embedded in the "caravan", complete with lethal weaponry.
Posted by: kallisto at October 31, 2018 05:30 PM (DJFLF)
From what I remember, the Border Patrol has to routinely deal with shots fired at them from over the border.
Posted by: John Bohner on afternoon TV at October 31, 2018 05:32 PM (wCmLp)
===
Harvey Weinstein: Lawsuit claims Hollywood mogul 'assaulted girl, 16'
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at lest he left the Ficus Plant alone
Posted by: MSM is ithe Deep States WHORE at October 31, 2018 05:32 PM (sXyKU)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 31, 2018 05:32 PM (4VAdr)
But, to a man, they are sinking ever and ever deeper into deranged fantasies.
Posted by: Dr. RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 31, 2018 05:32 PM (TN1P5)
Dems: We finna take whitey shit and give it to y'all.
Blacks: *vote 95% Dem*
Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at October 31, 2018 05:32 PM (ismre)
I dare say, it's a distinct possibility that your brother may even be a Republican and / or Trump supporter. Oh my!!!
Posted by: deadrody at October 31, 2018 05:33 PM (jsGbO)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 31, 2018 05:33 PM (WlPiF)
Posted by: MSM is ithe Deep States WHORE at October 31, 2018 05:33 PM (sXyKU)
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2018 05:25 PM (T4oHT)
Remember this all came about because Jim Accosted asked Trump a question about it--seemingly out of nowhere. So it was designed to make Trump look bad--but is having an opposite affect....
Posted by: JoeF. at October 31, 2018 05:34 PM (NFEMn)
>>They said the name of this "known right wing conspiracist" and I never heard of him. I don't even remember his name.
His name is Jacob Wohl and his story is completely bogus. It was taken apart on twitter about an hour after he came forward.
He is a nut.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2018 05:34 PM (/tuJf)
From what I remember, the Border Patrol has to routinely deal with shots fired at them from over the border.
Posted by: John Bohner on afternoon TV at October 31, 2018 05:32 PM (wCmLp)
So the "caravan" provided the excuse for a military deployment that should have occurred decades ago.
Posted by: kallisto at October 31, 2018 05:34 PM (DJFLF)
Gear up. Heads on a swivel. Situational awareness at all times.
Posted by: Insomniac
I'm answering the door tonight open carrying. If the little Pagan Beggar's and their parents don't like it. Tough shit. Get Off My Lawn.
Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2018 05:34 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2018 05:31 PM (r9UYA)
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Well, except for the fact that he is in no way challenging the 14th amendment, their reporting is as accurate as we have come to expect.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 31, 2018 05:34 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 31, 2018 05:35 PM (WlPiF)
Max Bootlicker ONLY wrote that tweet for one reason: To get "likes" and retweets from leftists.
At this point, Max is an attention-seeking TROLL who has nothing else going for him.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 31, 2018 05:35 PM (z3ikq)
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 05:35 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 31, 2018 05:35 PM (7J5t2)
Hell, they are unhinged that he took their toy away. The replies to the tweet are something to see.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 31, 2018 05:35 PM (PHotS)
So it has been said. So let it be written. And so let the stock price be bent.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 31, 2018 05:36 PM (pw+jk)
@MaxBoot
I'm sick and tired of Trump. And I'm sick and tired of Republicans who go along with Trump-defending, abetting and imitating his egregious excesses. If you're sick and tired too, here is what you can do. Vote for Democrats. For every office. My latest: https://wapo.st/2zhmkNq
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 31, 2018 05:31 PM (+y/Ru)
Max Boot wants to see US soldiers getting killed in more wars. So he can write about it in his next book.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 31, 2018 05:36 PM (NFEMn)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/311920/
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2018 05:36 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 31, 2018 05:36 PM (ctuyM)
His name is Jacob Wohl and his story is completely bogus. It was taken apart on twitter about an hour after he came forward.
Sounds like more of the frame-up on Trump that the fbi and mueller are behind.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 31, 2018 05:37 PM (z3ikq)
Why don't you just turn off your outside light if you don't want to give out candy?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 05:37 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 31, 2018 05:36 PM (ctuyM)
I understand she found out during the debate... when she was informed by her OPPONENT on stage!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 05:37 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2018 05:37 PM (ffWPP)
Because the little f*ckers will slash my tires.
Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2018 05:38 PM (r9UYA)
Max Boot wants to see US soldiers getting killed in more wars. So he can write about it in his next book.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 31, 2018 05:36 PM (NFEMn)
Max Boot Hill..
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 05:38 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 05:37 PM (/9p9e)
Lol...what was the ethics complaint about?
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 05:38 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2018 05:38 PM (BXMxN)
An they are probably not Pagans. The Pagans are probably having parties to celebrate Samhain or whatever it's called.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 05:38 PM (AllCR)
Why don't you just turn off your outside light if you don't want to give out candy?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 05:37 PM (AllCR)
That's what we do.....
Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2018 05:38 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 05:37 PM (/9p9e)
Lol...what was the ethics complaint about?
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 05:38 PM (a0IVu)
Raising money off the Kavanaugh persecution.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 05:38 PM (/9p9e)
I don't think it's either. Just a random nut looking for some publicity.
Supposedly he was the youngest person ever barred from working in the securities industry for committing fraud at the age of 20.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2018 05:38 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2018 05:39 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
I understand she found out during the debate... when she was informed by her OPPONENT on stage!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Ooh, lack of situational awareness, it's a killer...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at October 31, 2018 05:39 PM (AM1GF)
283 BREAKING: A Senate Ethics Violation Complaint has been filed against Senator Lieawatha (D-MA).
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 31, 2018 05:36 PM (ctuyM)
I understand she found out during the debate... when she was informed by her OPPONENT on stage!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 05:37 PM (/9p9e)
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This is just another one of the super smart and informed democrats in the mold of preezy Shit Midas who learned all the lies and scandals of his misadministration in the news paper.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 31, 2018 05:39 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2018 05:39 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 31, 2018 05:39 PM (Qhz2y)
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2018 05:39 PM (T4oHT)
Sweet Tarts. Candy dots on paper.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 05:39 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2018 05:40 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Balkins Style Civil War at October 31, 2018 05:40 PM (aqpW6)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 31, 2018 05:40 PM (myjNJ)
Sweet Tarts. Candy dots on paper.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 05:39 PM (/9p9e)
We called it blotter acid.....
Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2018 05:40 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 31, 2018 05:35 PM (PHotS)
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Same way Cocaine Mitch got his nickname. Their accusations were so ridiculous he just laughed and owned the name.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 31, 2018 05:41 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 05:41 PM (/9p9e)
So it has been said. So let it be written. And so let the stock price be bent.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious
Breakfast cereal grain is like sausage -- if you ever saw the process you wouldn't eat the shit. You'd down a cup of anti-fungicide, with a chaser of RoundUp, and a slab of butter and go on with your day.
They better be careful. The truth could take them into a new chapter of existence. Chapter 11.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 31, 2018 05:41 PM (URwyc)
Posted by: Balkins Style Civil War
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nah, I read somewhere that our differences make us stronger...unless you're one of the people who up until 20 years or so ago made up 80% of the population.
Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 31, 2018 05:41 PM (7J5t2)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 31, 2018 05:42 PM (Qhz2y)
Posted by: washrivergal at October 31, 2018 05:42 PM (dI3/S)
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yeah, eat your morning carbs! With a bunch of fertilizer, pesticide, and weedicide.
Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 31, 2018 05:42 PM (7J5t2)
We should bring back dueling for politicians who need to defend their sacred honor.
Posted by: Ralphie Crestview at October 31, 2018 05:42 PM (Lm4bP)
Imagine a street rat. That is what Icairus has made Alena into. Long gone and only a dim memory are better times.
Alena is of medium height and slim build, no one gets fat on Icairus.
If she cleaned up and got better clothes, she would be a standout. But no one Icairus has time for dressing up to impress anyone. Survival doesn't allow it.
Her personality has hardened into someone very wary. She has been hurt too much in the past so is brusque. But under all the armor is still the original Alena the cheerful girl.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 05:42 PM (V9pqX)
Here's the video of Fauxca-Has-Been getting owned about her ethics charge.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=TUr55mWmOyw
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 05:43 PM (/9p9e)
The nads on this guy. No, seriously, he has no nads! One time I was lying on the bed giving my butt a good wash, and he come prancing in wearing nothing but a thong... a damn empty one. No. Nads. Barely a black snake and it sure weren't from Alabama...
I should run away and join a circus or something. This place blows dead wombats.
Posted by: Don Lemon Party's Cat at October 31, 2018 05:43 PM (u9Ibc)
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Well, compared to you maybe, Joe.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 31, 2018 05:44 PM (+y/Ru)
Her personality has hardened into someone very wary. She has been hurt too much in the past so is brusque. But under all the armor is still the original Alena the cheerful girl.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 05:42 PM (V9pqX)
How do you work that into military scifi though????
Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2018 05:44 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 05:44 PM (V9pqX)
@MaxBoot
I'm sick and tired of Trump. And I'm sick and tired of Republicans who go along with Trump-defending, abetting and imitating his egregious excesses. If you're sick and tired too, here is what you can do. Vote for Democrats. For every office. My latest: https://wapo.st/2zhmkNq
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 31, 2018 05:31 PM (+y/Ru)
How does voting for a party of unremitting evil make anything better for anyone? Other than, of course, people sucking on the tit of government.
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at October 31, 2018 05:44 PM (7GNTg)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 05:45 PM (V9pqX)
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2018 05:45 PM (T4oHT)
I like fancy sammwiches. Shows how smart I am. I'll be Joe don't know nuttin' bout no snooty sammiches.
Posted by: David Brooks at October 31, 2018 05:45 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 31, 2018 05:46 PM (7J5t2)
Posted by: MSM is ithe Deep States WHORE at October 31, 2018 05:46 PM (sXyKU)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2018 05:46 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at October 31, 2018 05:47 PM (ismre)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 05:45 PM (V9pqX)
Oh, so NOT Joshua Dalzelle, Neal Asher, John Walker... more Peter F. Hamilton.....
Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2018 05:47 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2018 05:46 PM (/tuJf)
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What's he up to now?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 31, 2018 05:48 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 05:48 PM (V9pqX)
Posted by: William Safire at October 31, 2018 05:48 PM (XgKHM)
Gutfeld: Halloween is Christmas for Godless heathens and Satanists.
Damn straight. Get off my lawn.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 31, 2018 05:48 PM (f1Vqw)
At some point in time Halloween entered into the 'ghetto lottery' where allegations of razors in apples, drugs interspersed with 'smarties' and the usual lies of 'slip and fall' turned an innocent event into a nightmare for anyone with a net worth north of zero.
Thanks. But no thanks.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 31, 2018 05:48 PM (URwyc)
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I like everything but this last part. The reason is becuase it could be seen as a potential cliche-- 'the cynic with a heart of gold.'
It might be more interesting to take away that gooey cheerful girl center; instead, if the story allows it, she can change and grow into the gooey cheerful girl that she never was.
Posted by: shibumi at October 31, 2018 05:49 PM (z1Dz9)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 31, 2018 05:49 PM (/qEW2)
Excellent point.
I think they also have to be prepared for how the caravan has been behaving in Mexico - charging their border, tearing down the gate/fencing, throwing rocks at border personnel, setting a shelter offered to them on fire, etc.
Pats caravans may have broken up and spread out, but that doesn't mean this caravan will. They may decide to stay together and charge the border en masse at one of those huge checkpoints, overwhelm the BP agents present and the cars/trucks in line to get through.
Saw a tweet with a picture of tanks on a train in AZ heading south. Looks like they will be projecting an impenetrable force in the face of 10K or so young men with rocks and other weapons.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 31, 2018 05:49 PM (W+vEI)
I'll say it again, if you aren't following George Papadopoulos' twitter
feed you should be. He is dropping truth bombs right and left.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2018 05:46 PM (/tuJf)
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Some serious housecleaning after the midterms.
And why was Mueller trying a pre-emptive strike against sex rumors?
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 31, 2018 05:49 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 31, 2018 05:49 PM (59GGI)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1v=TUr55mWmOyw
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 05:43 PM (/9p9e)
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Would you hire Pochahonky to run your company? How about having her as a trustee of your retirement fund? I don't know, I will check into it, ahhh.
Seems pretty damn important but she no know. She squaw of limited information about herself.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 31, 2018 05:49 PM (pw+jk)
Cornyn was saying that Cruz will win by double digits. Assuming he has insight into the good polling and the early vote turn out, it becomes an interesting data point.
The state polls are all being done by the same few polling firms, and they have generally been showing Cruz +4 or 5. These firms have also been the main source of polls for other states, such as the Gillum +8 that Quin is showing.
There is a good chance that a flawed methodology is flawed in the same way in all states. If they are off by 10 in Texas they are off everywhere else.
Polls like Gillum +8 don't pass the smell test anyway. Candidates that are so far out of the mainstream don't run away with elections in Florida, and they usually get destroyed. I could believe Gillum +2, but +8 raises my eyebrows in skepticism.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 31, 2018 05:49 PM (PHotS)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 31, 2018 05:42 PM (Qhz2y)
Dang. A real frog-strangler. It is gettin' very rumbly all around now. Like being surrounded by the Big Eaters Club after a Chipotle binge.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2018 05:50 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2018 05:50 PM (T4oHT)
Suspend all remittances to Mexico. Watch how a government and people become motivated to drive the Guatemalans and Hondurans back where they came from.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 05:50 PM (/9p9e)
Just saw it on The Five.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2018 05:50 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Balkins Style Civil War
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nah, I read somewhere that our differences make us stronger...unless you're one of the people who up until 20 years or so ago made up 80% of the population.
Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 31, 2018 05:41 PM (7J5t2)
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As long as you know I'm coming. I'm partial to Moscato chilled to exactly 40 degrees, Parmesan Chicken Alfredo, and genocidal ethnic cleansing on a scale never before witnessed by mankind.
Posted by: Balkins Style Civil War at October 31, 2018 05:50 PM (aqpW6)
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at October 31, 2018 05:51 PM (7GNTg)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 05:51 PM (V9pqX)
Democrats have been quietly running a well funded mailer campaign asking rural voters to vote for the REAL conservative, the Libertarian. He actually turns out to be an honest man of conscience, and the Libertarian was so pissed off by this that he just quit the race and asked all of his supporters to vote for the Republican candidate.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2018 04:43 PM (Kpl3J)
Has the damage been done, though.
Posted by: Gem at October 31, 2018 05:51 PM (XoAz8)
Reminds me of a Python routine where Eric Idle poses as a news reader, announcing a be on the lookout alert for a suspect and then his picture comes up on the screen.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 05:52 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2018 05:46 PM (/tuJf)
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I'll say. Why did he wait this long? Maybe he finally had enough pieces to the puzzle to put the whole thing together.
Posted by: WisRich at October 31, 2018 05:52 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2018 05:52 PM (ffWPP)
Confirming pretty much everything we've been saying for the last 2 years about Mifsud, Halper, Downer, the corrupt FBI, Australian government, UK government, etc.
The whole thing was an Intel Op from day 1.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2018 05:52 PM (/tuJf)
Wow- Can Papadolous withdraw his plea? I don't know crim law any more but it seems if exculpatory evidence was withheld from him, the plea should go out the window.
So Mifsud was working for the FBI- NOT Russia- and started the whole thing.
Or maybe there were other prior attempts to extrap other Trump advisors that we don't yet know about)
Posted by: LASue at October 31, 2018 05:52 PM (XROPS)
Just saw it on The Five.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2018 05:50 PM (ptqGC)
That is pretty damn brilliant.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 05:52 PM (/9p9e)
Long since banned by leftists b/c he was too effective.
Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at October 31, 2018 05:52 PM (ismre)
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Somebody shoulda sent her a smoke signal.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 31, 2018 05:53 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 05:53 PM (V9pqX)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2018 05:53 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at October 31, 2018 05:51 PM (7GNTg)
When do you leave for Uganda, and do you have to take malaria meds? We had to take them for Botswana because marshes. I tossed the meds my doctor prescribed because they made me sick as a dog. We bought Malaril at the Jo-burg airport from a pharmacy, and they worked great. Finished our final doses today.
Never saw a mosquito in Botswana, but better safe than sorry.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2018 05:53 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2018 05:38 PM
It always rang twice for my father.
Posted by: John Kasinich 2020! at October 31, 2018 05:53 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 31, 2018 05:54 PM (pw+jk)
Using any means necessary. No Hawaiian judges to interfere.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 31, 2018 05:54 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 31, 2018 05:49 PM (/qEW2)
The new hotness in scaring parents is the rumor that candy might be dusted with meth or something. You are behind the times, grandma.
Posted by: LizLem at October 31, 2018 05:54 PM (hvf9s)
Two reasons I think. One, some of the information was kept from him until after his plea deal. He is righteously pissed about that and threatening to withdraw his plea.
And second, there was an ongoing investigation and unlike on teevee people don't talk in the middle of real investigations.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2018 05:54 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2018 05:54 PM (QLvwG)
Cornyn was saying that Cruz will win by double digits. Assuming he
has insight into the good polling and the early vote turn out, it
becomes an interesting data point.
The state polls are all being done by the same few polling firms,
and they have generally been showing Cruz +4 or 5. These firms have
also been the main source of polls for other states, such as the Gillum
+8 that Quin is showing.
There is a good chance that a flawed methodology is flawed in the
same way in all states. If they are off by 10 in Texas they are off
everywhere else.
Polls like Gillum +8 don't pass the smell test anyway. Candidates
that are so far out of the mainstream don't run away with elections in
Florida, and they usually get destroyed. I could believe Gillum +2, but
+8 raises my eyebrows in skepticism.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 31, 2018 05:49 PM
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The polls in Kentucky in 2014 were off by 10+ points. Most polls had McConnell beating Grimes by 5-6 points. One poll three weeks before the election had them tied.
McConnell beat grimes by 15 points on election day.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 31, 2018 05:54 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 05:53 PM (V9pqX)
I don't ...... FEEL the same about Rey as I did about Princess Leia, for certain sure.....
Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2018 05:54 PM (ffWPP)
Clean up on aisle 355. Moby?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 31, 2018 05:55 PM (f1Vqw)
So Don's current husband of the week, Rod Bunglance or some such, can't keep 'em all straight, just announced he's allergic to cats and wants me shaved! And jokes about 'shaved pussy' like HE's ever seen one...
I'm gonna shit in his bunny slippers tonight.
Posted by: Don Lemon Party's Cat at October 31, 2018 05:55 PM (u9Ibc)
Yes, please! More of this.
Posted by: LizLem at October 31, 2018 05:55 PM (hvf9s)
Its funnier when the most desperate people have the most destructive weapons. Like Haiku-comedy.
Posted by: Balkins Style Civil War at October 31, 2018 05:56 PM (aqpW6)
Posted by: hobbitopoly at October 31, 2018 05:56 PM (MX7xj)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 05:52 PM (/9p9e)
It really is! I can see these in every major city. We always got candy we hated.
Anyhow, we don't get Trick or Treaters at our house. The middle of the island is where everyone goes. Everyone goes in golf carts, and some of the houses hand out beers to the parents.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2018 05:56 PM (ptqGC)
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A local children's dentist has a sign saying they'll buy your Halloween candy to keep you from putting that horrible stuff in your mouth. You know, where your teeth are.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 31, 2018 05:56 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2018 05:56 PM (r9UYA)
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Cleanup on this aisle?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 31, 2018 05:56 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 05:57 PM (V9pqX)
Must be an island thing. Same thing happens here.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2018 05:57 PM (/tuJf)
Fuck Boot. America hating creep.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 31, 2018 05:57 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2018 05:57 PM (T4oHT)
Time to go into the garage and reset my 'welcoming lights' that come on at 7pm and go off at 10 pm every day, to come on after midnight. Yeah, I got candy ready. And erasers, and little notebooks, and whistles. All kinds of shit. But parental units hang 'Hate has no Homies Here' and I don't want to give their kids Jack Shit.
Suck it libs.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 31, 2018 05:58 PM (URwyc)
Posted by: Max Das Boot at October 31, 2018 05:58 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Don Lemon Party at October 31, 2018 05:58 PM (u9Ibc)
I have eliminated the deviant and his post.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 05:58 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 31, 2018 05:58 PM (9qZ3S)
Someone please DM Jake Tapper and see what he thinks.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 31, 2018 05:58 PM (GOEyZ)
Posted by: FaCubeItches at October 31, 2018 05:58 PM (rznWS)
When do you leave for Uganda, and do you have to take malaria meds? We had to take them for Botswana because marshes. I tossed the meds my doctor prescribed because they made me sick as a dog. We bought Malaril at the Jo-burg airport from a pharmacy, and they worked great. Finished our final doses today.
Never saw a mosquito in Botswana, but better safe than sorry.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2018 05:53 PM (ptqGC)
I leave tomorrow afternoon. Yes I have to take malaria meds because malaria is very common where I'm going. I have trouble remembering the name but I think it's Mamaroneck, which caused no negative effects last time. Mosquito repellent and mosquito nets are probably more important.
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at October 31, 2018 05:58 PM (7GNTg)
I learned a new word today: eucatastrophe.
Turns out it was coined by JRR Tolkien in 1944. It more or less means "a GOOD or beneficial catastrophe."
For instance: Trump getting elected is a eucatastrophe! ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2018 05:58 PM (miE9U)
No. No they would not.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 31, 2018 05:58 PM (pw+jk)
I have eliminated the deviant and his post.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 05:58 PM (/9p9e)
Really? I still feel fine.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 31, 2018 05:59 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 31, 2018 05:59 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 05:45 PM
All opera is better in the original Klingon.
Posted by: T'terevE of the House of Mogh at October 31, 2018 05:59 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 31, 2018 05:56 PM (+y/Ru)
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That was a plot point in a recent Halloween-themed Bob's Burgers episode.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 31, 2018 05:59 PM (+F0Wk)
Who is Bella Thorne? I've head that name -- anyway Daily Mail has a piece about her dancing around a stripper with nothing but shaving cream to "cover her modesty". Which means on her cooter.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6339531
Stuff like this is the only redeeming feature of Halloween.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 31, 2018 05:59 PM (f1Vqw)
Because she is a humorless, bossy Mary Sue or she hasn't worn a teensy gold bikini slave girl costume?
(I know, "yes.")
Posted by: Lizzy at October 31, 2018 05:59 PM (W+vEI)
Now what kind of space opera mess can I get Alena into, well besides someone with their own messy problem bumping into her and well dragging Alena into their mess?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 06:00 PM (V9pqX)
Lacking in social skills, a true hoodrat, that through her journey finds her humanity again? Could be really good.
That bugged me about Rey in Star Wars. Not jaded enough. Too willing to trust the good of the Force.
Posted by: LizLem at October 31, 2018 06:00 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2018 06:00 PM (QLvwG)
Most seem to go to organized events these days rather then door to door. Plus in farm country walking door to door is kinda a long walk.
So any one want a few bags of M&Ms?
Posted by: Big V at October 31, 2018 06:00 PM (CGfsq)
Just hand out candy corn and circus peanuts one year, and within 20 minutes they'll stop coming. It's like bug spray on an ant trail.
Your house will be off limits for at least a generation. Even if you move, there's something in the collective consciousness that lingers - new owners and everything.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 31, 2018 06:01 PM (TUU1F)
Posted by: Max Das Boot at October 31, 2018 06:01 PM (Tyii7)
malaria meds because malaria is very common where I'm going. I have
trouble remembering the name but I think it's Mamaroneck, which caused
no negative effects last time. Mosquito repellent and mosquito nets are
probably more important.
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at October 31, 2018 05:58 PM (7GNTg)
Safe travels! We were provided with mosquito repellent (and I bought extra just in case). My skin looks like crocodile skin after applying it daily for a week (no malaria where we were in S. Africa).
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2018 06:01 PM (ptqGC)
Its the only way out of this mess. The ONLY alternatives are:
1) Machine gunning down invaders
2) Surrendering to the colonizers.
Our country is too full of corrupted politicians and downright traitors to rely on eVerify, SSN matching and "No" to welfare.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 31, 2018 06:01 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2018 06:01 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 06:02 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke's Cooch at October 31, 2018 06:02 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Minnfidel
I would actually go for the Smarties rattling around in the bottom of the pail before I'd hit up the Tootsie Rolls. Those things are nasty, although I thought they were just fine as a kid.
Posted by: Jabroni at October 31, 2018 06:02 PM (TcM5G)
Disney or Nickelodeon child star who was sexually abused and as she entered adulthood went off the rails with drugs, reckless behavior, etc. just like Amanda Bynes, Miley Cyrus, Britney Spears...
She was cute As Adam Sandler's oldest daughter in "Blended."
Posted by: Lizzy at October 31, 2018 06:02 PM (W+vEI)
I can be heading into a hot civil war with Antifa when I'm all fat off of Halloween candy and beer.
Better hit the barbell and treadmill tomorrow.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at October 31, 2018 06:02 PM (aqpW6)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2018 06:02 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at October 31, 2018 06:02 PM (7GNTg)
I will take "former Disney tartlets" for $300, Alex.
What is it with Disney and messing up their kid actors???
Posted by: LizLem at October 31, 2018 06:02 PM (hvf9s)
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Montana not Nevada
Posted by: MSM is ithe Deep States WHORE at October 31, 2018 06:03 PM (sXyKU)
Posted by: Big V at October 31, 2018 06:00 PM (CGfsq)
No, I hate them because I got fired from their factory for throwing away the W's.
Posted by: NPC Blonde at October 31, 2018 06:03 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at October 31, 2018 06:03 PM (ismre)
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 06:03 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 06:02 PM (a0IVu)
I've probably got close to that. New house, new neighborhood, so I have no idea how many little beggars will come by.
Posted by: Bert G at October 31, 2018 06:03 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at October 31, 2018 06:03 PM (ismre)
Floppy Max Boot Stomp - Captain Beefheart
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 06:03 PM (/9p9e)
We prefer Jack Chick Gospel tracts.
The next best thing to handing out all of the Jehovah's Witness door-hangers collected over the year.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 31, 2018 06:03 PM (lD3vL)
Because she is a humorless, bossy Mary Sue or she hasn't worn a teensy gold bikini slave girl costume?
(I know, "yes.")
Posted by: Lizzy at October 31, 2018 05:59 PM (W+vEI)
Welll.... let us just say I have a poster of Leia in my garage... but Rey is oddly missing.....
Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2018 06:03 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 06:04 PM (V9pqX)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 31, 2018 06:04 PM (pw+jk)
Its the only way out of this mess. The ONLY alternatives are:
1) Machine gunning down invaders
2) Surrendering to the colonizers.
Our country is too full of corrupted politicians and downright traitors to rely on eVerify, SSN matching and "No" to welfare.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 31, 2018 06:01 PM (lD3vL)
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I heard North Korea doesn't need their border minefield as much as they used to. Perhaps they could lend it to us for a couple weeks.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at October 31, 2018 06:04 PM (aqpW6)
Those majorities end up as subjects, if they're extremely lucky.
Posted by: Common Sense at October 31, 2018 06:04 PM (gCi0W)
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 06:02 PM (a0IVu)
It was the same in the Chicago suburbs when we lived there. I had scary music blasting and everything. Then, after the little kids went home, the damned teenagers showed up with pillow cases, demanding candy. No costumes or anything, just attitude. I was afraid not to give them anything.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2018 06:04 PM (ptqGC)
When I lived in LA, one year my housemate and I bought no candy and the doorbell rang every 2 minutes for several hours.
The next year, we bought like 10 pounds of candy and had no one come.
Little momzers.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 06:04 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2018 06:05 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: runner at October 31, 2018 06:05 PM (bUjCl)
I'm giving it a rest the first time in decades. I normally go through 3 costco bags and I'm done. It got worse when they literally started driving to my neighborhood from other parts of town. Then you get the slacker teens at 10pm who can't even be bothered to put on a costume. They just smoke a joint and walk up with an old pillow case and sunglasses.
Vodka, tacos, old Prisoner episodes with lights-out.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 31, 2018 06:06 PM (TUU1F)
I take it there aren't a lot of outhouses being tipped these days.
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at October 31, 2018 06:06 PM (7GNTg)
Smarties > Jolly Rancher > candy corn > circus peanuts > ribbon candy > toffee
Posted by: bonhomme at October 31, 2018 06:06 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2018 06:05 PM (r9UYA)
So they were out of Circus Peanuts I take it?
Posted by: auscolpyr at October 31, 2018 06:06 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2018 06:07 PM (ffWPP)
costumes or anything, just attitude. I was afraid not to give them
anything.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2018 06:04 PM (ptqGC)
Damn, do they have a distribution center?
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 31, 2018 06:07 PM (TUU1F)
eu·ca·tas·tro·phe
noun
RARE
a sudden and favorable resolution of events in a story; a happy ending.
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2018 06:07 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2018 06:07 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 06:07 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at October 31, 2018 06:03 PM (ismre)
Now & Later would loosen a rusty bolt on the friggin Titanic.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 06:07 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Dr. Atkins at October 31, 2018 06:07 PM (/qEW2)
>>> Anyway Daily Mail has a piece about her dancing around a
stripper with nothing but shaving cream to "cover her modesty". Which
means on her cooter.
I will take "former Disney tartlets" for $300, Alex.
What is it with Disney and messing up their kid actors???
Posted by: LizLem at October 31, 2018 06:02 PM (hvf9s)
Varsity Blues and Whipped Cream Bikini. That's all I got to say.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 31, 2018 06:07 PM (q1VoB)
Posted by: klaftern at October 31, 2018 06:08 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: runner at October 31, 2018 06:08 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2018 06:08 PM (T4oHT)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6337589
Meet Cpl. Logan Kyle, crossdresser. He strangled his wife because she was going to expose him to his superiors. He was arrested with his girlfriend driving around with his wife's body in the trunk looking for a good place to dump her.
The girlfriend's two young children were in the car with them.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 31, 2018 04:51 PM (f1Vqw)
The Pelican State still has the death penalty, doesn't it? Slice him a bunch with razor blades, and throw him the bayou with the gators. Easy-peasy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2018 06:08 PM (KHhgg)
Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2018 06:08 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at October 31, 2018 06:09 PM (7GNTg)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 31, 2018 06:09 PM (ZjIlu)
Didn't look. I want candy that will cause their parents to incur dental bills.
Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2018 06:09 PM (r9UYA)
Hand out gefilte fish to the high schoolers.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 06:09 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 06:09 PM (V9pqX)
Even worse if your kids come back home and half of their candy sacks are full of heavily cut methamphetamine and H.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 31, 2018 06:09 PM (lD3vL)
The girlfriend's two young children were in the car with them.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 31, 2018 04:51 PM (f1Vqw)
Perfectly normal, stable, healthy people.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 31, 2018 06:10 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 31, 2018 06:10 PM (TUU1F)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 06:09 PM (V9pqX)
And.... slave costume... maybe Rey oughtta try that.....
Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2018 06:10 PM (ffWPP)
... and the little brats get early stage diabetes if not pancreatic cancer...
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 31, 2018 06:10 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 06:10 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 31, 2018 06:10 PM (NWiLs)
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Yes. We should give them machine guns.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at October 31, 2018 06:10 PM (//voU)
Posted by: auscolpyr at October 31, 2018 06:10 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: runner at October 31, 2018 06:11 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Max Das Boot at October 31, 2018 06:11 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2018 06:11 PM (T4oHT)
Hand out gefilte fish to the high schoolers.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Small cans of anchovies.
Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2018 06:12 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 31, 2018 06:12 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Shep Smith at October 31, 2018 06:12 PM (TUU1F)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 06:12 PM (V9pqX)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at October 31, 2018 06:12 PM (kVeVo)
Posted by: runner at October 31, 2018 06:12 PM (bUjCl)
His response: "We don't do stunts."
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at October 31, 2018 06:12 PM (//voU)
Mad Dog Mattis was asked if the troop deployment was a stunt. He said...
"We don't do stunts, maggot." Okay, I threw in the "maggot."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 06:12 PM (/9p9e)
In my neighborhood I use the no-costume, pillowcase trick-or-treat bag teenagers as a signal it's time to turn off the porch light.
All the incredibly adorable toddler trick-or-treaters are long gone by then.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 31, 2018 06:13 PM (9qZ3S)
Hand out gefilte fish to the high schoolers.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Small cans of anchovies.
Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2018 06:12 PM (r9UYA)
Marmite and Sticklets.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 06:13 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2018 06:13 PM (BXMxN)
What is bad for the caravan is what is bad for the drug cartels. Unleash the Beast of US Special Forces demolition teams to systematically remove infrastructure conducive to travel.
These things will then sort themselves out organically.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 31, 2018 06:13 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Fritz at October 31, 2018 06:14 PM (Z9C5C)
https://youtu.be/adLR7fMZQb8?t=10s
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 06:12 PM (V9pqX)
You are a giver.....
Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2018 06:14 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Humorless Scold Who Likes to Burn Witches at October 31, 2018 06:14 PM (mosn6)
Posted by: LizLem at October 31, 2018 06:14 PM (Qj4gt)
As it is, they'll just have to settle for memory holing the story.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2018 05:05 PM (/qEW2)
In order for them to hire him, wouldn't they have to un-hire him first?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2018 06:16 PM (KHhgg)
Say what you will about Common Core, but a couple hundred foot long driveway with no lights on in the house seems proof that trick-or-treaters can actually do the math.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 31, 2018 06:16 PM (URwyc)
Abusers go where the easy victims of their choice are.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 31, 2018 06:16 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: Tim Powers at October 31, 2018 06:16 PM (TMCiD)
*****
Randazza: Damn right we should get rid of birthright citizenship
OCTOBER 30, 2018 BY RANDAZZA 94 COMMENTS
by Marc J. Randazza
American citizenship is one of the most coveted statuses that mankind has ever invented. A majority of the 7 billion people on this planet would gladly swap their passport for a nice blue one with a gold eagle on its cover. And how do you get it? For the most part, you get it by being born in the right place or to the right parents. Yeah, there's naturalization; but only about 20 million citizens, out of 350 million are naturalized. In other words, those who become Americans by choice are almost statistically insignificant. Even then, I think that the path to citizenship is nothing more than a bureaucratic game; and doesn't really confer citizenship upon the deserving.
Therefore, I agree with President Trump; we should get rid of birthright citizenship. But, I believe we should get rid of it for EVERYONE. Open the gates of citizenship to everyone as well; even illegal immigrants; on the same terms as are offered to someone whose entire family tree grew from the planks of The Mayflower.
The problem in this country is not that Mexicans are streaming across the border to have anchor babies. The problem is that we have too many useless fucks here; whether they were born here or not.
We had a huge flood of immigration in the early 20th century, and but for that immigration, America wouldn't be half the country it is today. Immigration is not the problem. The problem is that so many of our home-grown citizens are stagnant, lazy, and stupid (and yes, so are many of our new arrivals). So how do we separate the wheat from the chaff?
We should have a point system for how much citizenship you get, with completely open borders. This country is built on freedom and competition, right? Let's inject competition into the citizenship market!
We would each earn between 0-100 citizenship points. 50 points, you're a citizen. At 75 points, you get Bronze Citizenship, 85 points you get Silver Citizenship, and at 95 points you get Gold Citizenship. Anyone who hits 100 points even, gets Super Eagle Citizenship.
If you have one of the higher-status citizenship categories, you get certain privileges; maybe no TSA lines for you. You can carry a gun anywhere you want. You can cut in line at the DMV or other government agencies. All men will still be created equal, but some can earn status that makes them quantifiably superior; at least in terms of the rights they get.
You get 5 points for being born to an American parent, so there is a little bit of legacy preference, but not a lot.
You get a certain number of points for having a full time job, graduating from high school, for paying your taxes, etc. Essentially, a few points for doing the stuff that we expect all productive members of society to do. Certain crimes and assorted other fuckups can cost you points.
If you do absolutely everything that you’re supposed to do, but nothing special, you probably wind up somewhere in the neighborhood of 65 points. No special privileges, but a good padding above full citizenship so that one or two screw ups won’t cost you your citizenship.
You get a certain number of extra points for graduating from college, a masters program, or a PhD program. We could give more points for more useful degrees, so yeah, get that MA in Victim Studies, but don't think that it is going to make you more valuable to us than a nursing degree or an engineering degree, because it ain't. A law degree, sadly speaking, might not be worth a whole lot. But, remember, we need people in trades too; so I wouldn't want this to be an "only highly educated" people get points. Someone can clean toilets for a living and still make it to the top.
You get bonus points for truly kicking in to improve America. You author a book. You start a business that employs a certain number of people. You invent something useful. You cut a bad ass album. You fill in potholes. The details can be tweaked as much as we like; but the concept is the same. You get points for being worthwhile and making America greater . If you contribute to America sucking, then you lose points.
It wouldn't be wholly economically based; as there are non-financial contributions that indicate a desirable citizen. You save a puppy from a burning building. You use that law degree to handle a meaningful pro bono case. Joining the military gets you some extra points. Medals get you points too. Congressional Medal of Honor gets you 10 points that you can't ever lose. But, unlike Starship Troopers, service alone does not guarantee citizenship (but it helps).
You lose points by being convicted of crimes, but also by douchetastic behavior that we don't necessarily criminalize. You hog the left hand lane on the highway, you lose a point every time you do that. Lie about who your kid's dad is, you don't go to jail, but you're not going toward higher status with that behavior, missy. Dude, you sexually assault someone, and we can't necessarily prove it sufficiently to put you in jail, we might still be able to dock you some points. If you have an "emotional support animal," you lose 5 points. (Edit: ok, a "bullshit ESA" which I would guess is 95% of them) If you put a dog in a stroller, you lose 5 points. Because fuck you, you're fucking useless. Holy shit, if you incorrectly use the phrase "fire in a crowded theater," you're losing quite a few points, my friend. SO FUCKING READ HOLMES OR TO THE UNDERCLASS YOU GO, YOU INTELLECTUAL PEASANT!
Of course, you can be "useful" in some ways that won't necessarily help you points-wise. This system will be as disengaged from the economic system as it can be. Maybe if you make your living by flipping houses or by raiding companies and selling their assets off and laying off the whole workforce, we can dock you a few points. You can still be rich with lower status, but having more money in the bank won't buy you citizenship points. More money to you, but you're not getting any closer to being an Eagle.
You can't serve as a judge, in public office, as a cop, or a lawyer unless you have at least Silver (75 points). In fact, maybe elected offices, and even appointed positions, require a certain status. I like the idea of using this to punish non-violent crimes as well. Why lock people up, if they have committed some crime, but are really not a danger to society? Prison populations would crash, and that's a great thing.
If you have less than 50 points, the Constitution doesn't fully apply to you. Maybe some provisions apply at 10 points or so, but you're not a full citizen, you don't get full protection. Certain geographic areas would be closed to people below a certain number of points. You sure as hell don't get to vote if you're under 50 points.
If you are over 25 years old and you have less than 10 points, you get nothing. No First Amendment, no Fourth Amendment, no nothing. Essentially, you're on probation. You have to move out of the way for citizens when you are in line at the store. You don't get to drive. If your points get to zero, we give you a choice of moving to another country (never to return) or prison; but in Prison, you can earn points and get yourself out. But, if you're a grown man or woman and you can't get at least 10 points, you aren't worth much, so you shouldn't get much.
With this plan, we open the borders and welcome everyone. Certain immigrants get to start with a few points. Perhaps you did some act of service to the United States, like saving American soldiers from kidnappers. You win a Nobel Prize, you get 25 points just to move here. But, your average immigrant gets only a point or two for checking in at the border and letting us know he's here. A truly worthy immigrant-- the kind we want, can earn 50 points in 5 years or less, and within a few decades can even be eligible to run for president. A crappy one will find life here to be very unpleasant, as will a home-grown loser, who might find it more desirable to just leave-- thus making room for more worthy immigrants.
So, Donald, you wanna do this? Let's really do it!
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2018 06:17 PM (miE9U)
Nothing on Amazon.
The General dropped us into Hell. It was supposed to be an easy insertion after the bombardment, but the attack never launched. Just us, the boots on the ground, and we were taking incoming fire even before we hit the dirt.
The dropship took a hit, and command was screaming orders that made no sense. We were targets and there was nothing we could do until we made it dirtside; those of us who lived through it. Sammy got smoked right in front of me. Bobby on my left was hit. Jennie on my right. I dropped chaf, bailed out of my chair, and closed my eyes until the altimeter screamed at me to fire retro.
The impact knocked me out.
Posted by: Ralphie Crestview at October 31, 2018 06:18 PM (Lm4bP)
Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2018 06:08 PM
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My wife's 70 pound mix breed over protective velcro dog goes insane when the door bell rings. I am sort of hoping someone actually gets in the house just to see what happens. The only downside is going to have to clean up the mess.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 31, 2018 06:18 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 31, 2018 06:16 PM (URwyc)
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The barbed wire with guard dogs probably also gave them a clue.
Posted by: auscolpyr at October 31, 2018 06:19 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 31, 2018 06:20 PM (lwiT4)
A group of pastors, musicians and poets want to convince fellow believers that being Christian doesn't mean voting Republican
"The same people who led me to Jesus have led us to Donald Trump," he shouts. "I'm not anti-Trump, I'm just pro-Jesus, and everything Trump seems to be doing is anti-Jesus!"
He works the crowd like a Pentecostal preacher throwing fire.
"Jerry Falwell's dream president is poor people's nightmare! The people that Jesus blessed - the poor, merciful, the meek - are the very people being damned by this administration. Welcoming immigrants is not a burden, it's a sacrament!"
The crowd is on their feet, energized and emboldened. Just minutes earlier in the evening, Selmanovic - an immigrant from Croatia - described a promised land for progressive Christians who have been wandering in the wilderness.
"We are entering a place where we find ourselves homeless," he says. "One way of Christianity is ending to the point of no return . . . a new Christianity is coming. It is night right now, and there is a river we will cross tonight. The water will open, and we will walk through into this new space. A new day is coming."
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The new Christianity sounds a lot like the old socialism.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 31, 2018 06:20 PM (+y/Ru)
Hand out gefilte fish to the high schoolers.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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Yeah, we save something special for the old kids.
One year we got a bunch of laminated ARE YOU SAVED? cards from a church supply outlet.
Heh.
(They won't shoot you down here for doing that. Now, if you handed out carrots,.........)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 31, 2018 06:23 PM (Rxduq)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 31, 2018 05:35 PM (WlPiF)
Oh, yeah. Smarties, paper dots, sweet farts.
Not so big on chocolate.
Posted by: West at October 31, 2018 06:41 PM (+mfcd)
Posted by: Max Power at October 31, 2018 06:45 PM (QCc6B)
Preliminary Show-Me call? Claire's opponent, Josh NotAkin, is really not that impressive. But the way Claire's been talking lately, her internals should be arriving in China any day now.
Posted by: Christopher Johnson at October 31, 2018 06:54 PM (kZgxV)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 31, 2018 06:23 PM
Wouldn't that depend on how chilly it is?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 31, 2018 07:10 PM (ctuyM)
That's where answering the door with a Glock 21 or Ruger Redhawk in a shoulder holster comes in handy.
Though I guess you probably can't get away with that in Chicagoland.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 31, 2018 07:41 PM (vOkuK)
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