aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
There's Just No Way That a Terrorism-by-Mail Scheme Targeting the Political-Media Establishment Could be a False Flag.
I Mean, It Couldn't Happen Again, After The Last False Flag Mail Terror Attack in 2001
Everyone remember the Anthrax mailings?
Real anthrax, by the way. Not fugazi. Killed a couple of people. Envelopes actually caused the dust to scatter when torn open. Like a weapon the maker actually intended to harm people. Remember what the envelopes and letters declared?These are officially, according to Robert Mueller's FBI, false flag attacks. The official FBI claim on this matter is that those letters were sent by an American weapons researcher with the motive of... well, they've rather shifted about on the motive. Put motive aside. They say an American, not an Islamist, did this. And they say he wrote "DEATH TO AMERICA, DEATH TO ISREAEL, ALLAH IS GREAT" precisely to throw blame on to Islamists and disguise his own hand. And they even said he deliberately made spelling mistakes (hm, sounds familiar) and hand-wrote the letterforms in a crude way to suggest he was not a native writer of Roman characters/English. So the last major terrorist mail attack targeting the media and politicians (remember, Tom Daschle and Pat Leahy received anthrax letters) was, in fact, Officially, a false flag attack. But now I'm told this is all totally preposterous -- so preposterous we must denounce and anathematize anyone who can remember as far back as September 12-14, 2001. Or the years of investigation/persecution of innocent government workers which followed. I'm not saying this is a false flag. I'm saying it's possible. Especially given how... reluctant to actually explode these bombs turned out to be. Given these "bombs'" lack of any method of actual detonation. And as evidence that this sort of thing is possible, I present to you... the very last time this happened. Facts. This is what happened in 2001. (Or so the official government story goes.) You guys believe your Trusted Institutions, don't you? Well, these are the Official Facts your Trusted Institutions have prepared for you to consume. You... do trust your Official Government Story, don't you, Not-Binary Ben? You're not one of those rabid ALEX JONES!!! style conspiracy nuts who doubts what your government tells you, are you? So acquaint yourself with the facts of the anthrax mailings. And remember: Facts don't care about your feelings, Not-Binary Ben. Or your pathetic virtue-signaling. Or Hall Monitoring. Or Apple-For-Teacher Polishing.
09-11-01
THIS IS NEXT
TAKE PENACILIN [sic] NOW
DEATH TO AMERICA
DEATH TO ISRAEL
ALLAH IS GREAT 09-11-01
YOU CAN NOT STOP US.
WE HAVE THIS ANTHRAX.
YOU DIE NOW.
ARE YOU AFRAID?
DEATH TO AMERICA.
DEATH TO ISRAEL.
ALLAH IS GREAT.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at October 25, 2018 03:03 PM (RmBQf)
Posted by: Squee at October 25, 2018 03:03 PM (VGRuw)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2018 03:04 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2018 03:04 PM (BXMxN)
I don't know what you call that, really. Its like attacking someone with a squirtgun you painted black, is that attempted murder? No, there's no actual danger. I mean, unless they're a witch.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2018 03:04 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Roland THTG at October 25, 2018 03:04 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2018 03:05 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 25, 2018 03:05 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at October 25, 2018 03:06 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 25, 2018 03:07 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Baldy at October 25, 2018 03:07 PM (lHZp3)
Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2018 03:07 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 25, 2018 03:07 PM (HiLJ1)
If Mueller can protect murderous thug Whitey Bulger, and lock up innocent people in the process, no doubt the FBI will find another Richard Jewell. Or Nakoula Basilly Nakoula.
Incompetent as he's been with PDT and Russia, he'll find a patsy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 25, 2018 03:07 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 25, 2018 03:07 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Methos is feeling gullible at October 25, 2018 03:07 PM (CPS8G)
Ain't got time to take a fast train --
Lonely days are gone, I'm a-goin' home,
My baby just sent me some anthrax!"
Posted by: The Box Tops at October 25, 2018 03:08 PM (Fz8ov)
Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2018 03:07 PM (BXMxN)
It's not the thing. It's the person what sent the thing.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 25, 2018 03:08 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 25, 2018 03:07 PM (HiLJ1)
I still think DWS should be a prime suspect. The people who received the fake bombs were all part of her ousting at the DNC.
PLUS, I mean, her name is on it.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 25, 2018 03:08 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: El Kabong at October 25, 2018 03:08 PM (CWJ6L)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 25, 2018 03:08 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2018 03:08 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 25, 2018 03:08 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: WisRich at October 25, 2018 03:08 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 25, 2018 03:07 PM (HiLJ1)
Gillum and chillum...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 25, 2018 03:08 PM (/9p9e)
I can't argue with that. The FBI had a stellar reputation (probably unearned) until those jackoffs took over and ran it into the ground over and over again, face first. Great job W.
that anthrax story is a weird one though.
It felt a lot like they just wanted it to go away, honestly.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2018 03:08 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 25, 2018 03:09 PM (BHXAq)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 25, 2018 03:08 PM (jxbfJ)
There will not be cooler heads prevailing because the whole idea is to gin up anti-Trump anti-GOP animus before the midterms.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 25, 2018 03:09 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 25, 2018 03:07 PM (GBteo)
Yes, only after they made Jewell's life a high profile living Hell.
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 25, 2018 03:09 PM (y7DUB)
ACE, please fix the square banner ads at the top of the main page. They are covering up the TOP news headline (been like this for a while). In order to read the headline I have to click through to comments.
I'm on Mac OS Safari, but pretty sure I see issue with PC too.
Posted by: Serious Cat at October 25, 2018 03:09 PM (neVm7)
100 years from now, if we last that long, I expect people to communicate exclusively in short videos and symbols like animated Egyptian hieroglyphs.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2018 03:09 PM (39g3+)
Political affiliation? To be determined. The communicated intent is Trump Supporter. But any conservative with half a brain would have AT LEAST waited until after the midterms to pull this stunt so as to not fuel a counter media-cycle of GOP violence.
That point makes me lean toward False Flag.
But then again, given the highscool-tier bomb construction, we're not dealing with a cutting-edge intellect here...
Posted by: RichardWindsor at October 25, 2018 03:10 PM (db5dt)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 25, 2018 03:10 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 25, 2018 03:10 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: WisRich at October 25, 2018 03:10 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 25, 2018 03:10 PM (AIe9+)
Posted by: sound awake at October 25, 2018 03:10 PM (PpNtj)
Remember they swore up and down it was Hatfill. The FBI slandered him, publicly, repeatedly, and did everything the could to destroy him. Hatfill though apparently doesn't take shit from anyone....
When he proved his innocence (what a concept) the FBI grudgingly picked someone in his office. Their evidence was...weak - but they promised to do to him what they did to Hatfill.
And as soon as that guy offed himself they declared the investigation over - because obviously a man facing the full weight of the government out to get him wouldn't commit suicide...right?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 25, 2018 03:10 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at O
while willing to consider anything, dude, accidents do happen. main problem was pilot overracted to jet wash.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 25, 2018 03:10 PM (MTjB1)
This is the 21st century and this is America! The time is now! We are the ones we've been waiting for!
We should have caring facts, and we should have them now!!!
Posted by: Troll Feeder at October 25, 2018 03:10 PM (CBA2B)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 25, 2018 03:07 PM (GBteo)
They destroyed one guy's life - Stephen Somethingorother - and then, after years of pushing the Richard Jewel sort of bullshit on this poor guy turned around and identified someone else. I think he committed suicide after, but I'm not sure. Either way, he was dead, and therefore, definitely guilty!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 25, 2018 03:10 PM (BHXAq)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 25, 2018 03:10 PM (RD7QR)
As I said last night, we already know more about this mastermind plot than we do about Vegas almost a year on.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 25, 2018 03:11 PM (ycWCI)
This was COORDINATED HOAX, put together by a large number of people, or organizations, working in concert to create and anti-Trump media narrative.
Reporters "posing" with the fake bombs? Talking pictures of them with their iPhones and tweeting out the images? You wouldn''t do that if you had an even the slightest suspicion that it might actually explode.
I'm quite convinced that many (if not all) of the recipient knew ahead of time they were getting fake bombs sent to them. The anti-Trump stories and memes were already set to publish.
Posted by: zombie at October 25, 2018 03:11 PM (c+2jX)
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It's harder to frame an individual (particularly someone who dots his i's like Trump) than it is to blame 'any random member of the general population'.
Posted by: Methos at October 25, 2018 03:11 PM (CPS8G)
Posted by: Ben Shapiro Furiously Fapping to incest Pr0n at October 25, 2018 03:11 PM (Kj5Y6)
Muller is scum BTW.
Posted by: Picric at October 25, 2018 03:11 PM (juZoa)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2018 03:11 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Max Power at October 25, 2018 03:11 PM (q177U)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 25, 2018 03:11 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 25, 2018 03:11 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 25, 2018 03:11 PM (tK/2G)
Posted by: Ben Shapiro Furiously Fapping to incest Pr0n at October 25, 2018 03:11 PM (Kj5Y6)
"Oh no..."
- - Michelle Fields
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 25, 2018 03:11 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Ben Shapiro Furiously Fapping to incest Pr0n at October 25, 2018 03:12 PM (Kj5Y6)
The only quibble I would have is 'sensible democrats'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 25, 2018 03:12 PM (ycWCI)
And how come trueCons never defend the right against baseless accusations of violent tendencies?
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at October 25, 2018 03:12 PM (aCNZ6)
This was COORDINATED HOAX, put together by a large number of people, or organizations, working in concert to create and anti-Trump media narrative.
Reporters "posing" with the fake bombs? Talking pictures of them with their iPhones and tweeting out the images? You wouldn''t do that if you had an even the slightest suspicion that it might actually explode.
I'm quite convinced that many (if not all) of the recipient knew ahead of time they were getting fake bombs sent to them. The anti-Trump stories and memes were already set to publish.
Posted by: zombie at October 25, 2018 03:11 PM (c+2jX)
By Any Means Necessary.
Indeed.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2018 03:12 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 25, 2018 03:12 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: sound awake at October 25, 2018 03:12 PM (PpNtj)
This is the second attempt at this, although people seem to have forgotten the last one. It just petered out about halfway through Mexico for some reason and dropped off the news cycle.
If the Mexican government really wanted to stop this, all they'd have to do is deny the vehicles any passage. They aren't marching the whole way, they march a short distance for reporters, then load onto trucks and drive.
Without those trucks somehow I doubt all those "refugees" would walk the 1600 plus miles. Especially since it would mean they arrived long after the elections.
But I'm sure Soros etc are bribing the hell out of the Mexican government
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2018 03:13 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 25, 2018 03:07 PM (HiLJ1)
As somebody on a previous thread noted, it can't be a REAL Florida Man because there weren't alligators in the package.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 25, 2018 03:13 PM (RD7QR)
I hope the cruise ship emoji is still around then.
Posted by: El Kabong at October 25, 2018 03:13 PM (CWJ6L)
Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2018 03:13 PM (BXMxN)
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So, we thinking false flag or double false flag?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 25, 2018 03:10 PM
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Somebody is gonna get their tongue stuck to the pole.
Posted by: irright at October 25, 2018 03:13 PM (pMGkg)
Florida is in play. And someone living in Florida with small hands, who can't quite reach the letter 'a' on the keyboard and instead types the letter 's'. Florids.
Marco Rubio?
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 25, 2018 03:13 PM (URwyc)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
WRONG.
They were not meant to "scare" the recipients.
THEY WERE MEANT TO LOOK SCARY TO THE PUBLIC.
The recipients weren't scared. This whole thing is a hoax directed at the public, not at the recipients.
Posted by: zombie at October 25, 2018 03:13 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: IC at October 25, 2018 03:13 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Octopussy at October 25, 2018 03:14 PM (uY52w)
Now listening to the Concert Arabesques on The Beautiful Blue Danube by Adolf Schulz-Evler. There are better, more lovely things in the world except screaming SJWs.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 25, 2018 03:14 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: zombie at October 25, 2018 03:11 PM (c+2jX)
Don't forget the soros spawn's op-ed!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 25, 2018 03:14 PM (tK/2G)
They keep forgetting we have hours of recordings of them screaming for our blood, that they can't act as innocent victims.
Posted by: Iblis at October 25, 2018 03:14 PM (9221z)
Posted by: Serious Cat at October 25, 2018 03:14 PM (neVm7)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 25, 2018 03:10 PM (MTjB1)
Color me skeptical. I'm not big on these sorts of coincidences.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 25, 2018 03:14 PM (BHXAq)
Posted by: Jummy at October 25, 2018 03:14 PM (m+etm)
FIFY.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Bingo.
Posted by: zombie at October 25, 2018 03:14 PM (c+2jX)
Of course, it's just speculation. But it sure would be nice to have an honest level headed media we could trust to provide full information as it became available.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 25, 2018 03:15 PM (9hauA)
The 9/11 Hijackers sent the anthrax. Anyone with a brain knew that by the end of September, 2001.
Posted by: Oschisms at October 25, 2018 03:15 PM (76Nxz)
Fox says the investigation is focused on Florida. So yeah, Florida Man.
Here's hoping me lucky charms work and Floriduh Man is no one I know.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 25, 2018 03:15 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Max Power at October 25, 2018 03:15 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
They weren't meant to scare. They were meant to be publicized.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 25, 2018 03:15 PM (BHXAq)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at O
where do you draw the line for 9/11 related events? or pre-9/11 events?
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 25, 2018 03:15 PM (MTjB1)
Number they've killed...zero.
I think they've made some mail room people sick.
So...why would someone angry with a political party try to go after their mail room people?
I mean wouldn't they pull a Paddock, a Hodgkinson or a John Hinckley?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 25, 2018 03:15 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 25, 2018 03:16 PM (9hauA)
And, Shannon Guess Richardson mailed ricin to Obama and Bloomberg in 2014 in an effort to frame her husband.
Posted by: MAGA at October 25, 2018 03:16 PM (rVrVS)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 25, 2018 03:16 PM (rxtQa)
The 1966 crash of the XB-70 Valkyrie bomber was caused by wake turbulence that sent an F-104 into the tail of the plane.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 25, 2018 03:16 PM (BWL+E)
I saw False Flag open up for Slayer at the Roseland in 1999.
Posted by: steevy [/i[
False Flag was the original name of Black Flag.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 25, 2018 03:16 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: WisRich at October 25, 2018 03:16 PM (G0vdT)
Yeah, either way it turns out, wouldn't surprise me. Dumb ass crazy people are on both sides of the aisle and it could have been either. But we'll never hear the truth if we leave it up to our fearless stalwart heroes in the media.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2018 03:16 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Serious Cat at October 25, 2018 03:14 PM (neVm7)
It's too coordinated. Brennan et al have to be in on it.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 25, 2018 03:17 PM (tK/2G)
Posted by: Octopussy
It's a hoax double-reverse fake simulated false flag trick forgery!
Posted by: zombie at October 25, 2018 03:17 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: hawkpilot at October 25, 2018 03:17 PM (p6e8W)
Just like the Vegas shooter. Apparently all the cameras were pointed the wrong way.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 25, 2018 03:17 PM (TUU1F)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at O
would surprise me if someone from our side mailed the fake bombs. nothing in it for them to do so.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 25, 2018 03:17 PM (MTjB1)
But why won't any of them have sex with me!?!?!? I'm short but I have lots of money! And besides when you're 5'1 a two inch jimmy *looks* average size!
Posted by: Ben Shapiro Furiously Fapping to incest Pr0n at October 25, 2018 03:18 PM (Kj5Y6)
Posted by: chique d'afrique
That's scheduled to happen the next Tuesday after Never.
Posted by: NPC cut-loop at October 25, 2018 03:18 PM (c07y/)
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at October 25, 2018 03:18 PM (aCNZ6)
Posted by: wth at October 25, 2018 03:18 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 25, 2018 03:15 PM (MTjB1)
It happened, what, two months after 9/11?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 25, 2018 03:18 PM (BHXAq)
Posted by: kraken at October 25, 2018 03:18 PM (DpEis)
Now listening to the Concert Arabesques on The Beautiful Blue Danube by Adolf Schulz-Evler. There are better, more lovely things in the world except screaming SJWs.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 25, 2018 03:14 PM
Listening to a Barefoot at the Symphony Concert with Idina Menzel. Music hath charms and all that for savage beasts.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 25, 2018 03:18 PM (URwyc)
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at O
he is wetting himself all the time so not a useful metric.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 25, 2018 03:19 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at October 25, 2018 03:19 PM (aCNZ6)
If true, expect to find the perpetrator who dropped everything off at the post office to be hanging in his closet when he's found.
Posted by: hawkpilot at October 25, 2018 03:19 PM (p6e8W)
Posted by: Vlad the Impotent Mailer at October 25, 2018 03:19 PM (df7zy)
Posted by: wth at October 25, 2018 03:18 PM (HgMAr)
There was a bomb? And beer? And it was dark? And I was filled with fearrrrrrrrrr.
Posted by: Credible Victim at October 25, 2018 03:19 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 25, 2018 03:19 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2018 03:19 PM (0y9Yn)
Posted by: kraken at October 25, 2018 03:20 PM (DpEis)
Posted by: MAGA at October 25, 2018 03:16 PM (rVrVS)
It wasn't even fake ricin. It was friggin castor beans. That's like mailing salt in order to scare someone into thinking you're trying to kill them with chlorine gas.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 25, 2018 03:20 PM (BHXAq)
Refreshing, like a slow blow.
Posted by: Just Tarrible at October 25, 2018 03:20 PM (rkCLP)
Posted by: hawkpilot at October 25, 2018 03:19 PM (p6e8W
off a doorknob, with a red scarf.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 25, 2018 03:20 PM (tK/2G)
Posted by: Ben Shapiro Furiously Fapping to incest Pr0n at October 25, 2018 03:20 PM (Kj5Y6)
can you supply a link to a list? I'm so confused.
Posted by: Millenials at October 25, 2018 03:21 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 25, 2018 03:10 PM (ycWCI)
Really?
Adherents of which party historically go in for serious threats, physical attacks, murder attempts, bombings, terrorism, and shadowy underground conspiracies (e.g., the Weathermen, Earth First, JournoList, Robert Creamer, inter alia)?
Double false flag, first, flunks Occam's Razor, and second, is out of character for Republicans, but totally in character for Democrats. (Consider the way they caucused in advance to smear Kavanaugh.)
But the questions above are apposite: who benefits? And why now?
And why not, e.g., Feinstein, for her despicable conduct in the Kavanaugh matter? That was only a couple weeks ago; why target more obscure people who are no longer relevant (Clinton, Obama) or never were relevant (DeNiro - really)?
It stinks.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2018 03:21 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: kraken at October 25, 2018 03:21 PM (DpEis)
Posted by: Max Power at October 25, 2018 03:21 PM (q177U)
I don't think they CALLED it that. But this is the definition of a false flag -- counterfeiting the evidence to make an attack seem like it came from another camp (from another "Flag," as in nation).
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2018 03:21 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable
Transbombs is the proper term.
Posted by: zombie at October 25, 2018 03:21 PM (c+2jX)
OK, why is Ben non-binary?
You Twitter kids are hard to keep up with these days.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 25, 2018 03:21 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at October 25, 2018 03:21 PM (GEhPL)
Posted by: Just Tarrible at October 25, 2018 03:21 PM (rkCLP)
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at October 25, 2018 03:18 PM (aCNZ6)
............
No, but he did jizz himself.
Posted by: wth at October 25, 2018 03:21 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: MAGAbomber at October 25, 2018 03:21 PM (i078r)
Did Jimmy Acosta pee himself when the package arrived?
No, he courageously handed it over to some lowly intern for disposal.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 25, 2018 03:21 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 25, 2018 03:22 PM (rxtQa)
Posted by: hawkpilot at October 25, 2018 03:19 PM (p6e8W)
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If he was working for the Deep State, he won't be caught... he'll be the Nefarious, Uncatchable Deplorable for all time.
It's a Dark Mystery of Power, I tell ya!
This person is clearly not intelligent, and it should be trivial to catch him.
If they don't, it's because he's a canal zek, and that won't help the midterm narrative the FBI wants...
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 25, 2018 03:22 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Sponge at October 25, 2018 03:22 PM (aVNi6)
not terrorism.
From now on, I'LL BE THE JUDGE of what is or isn't terrorism.
I can't possibly do worse than the FBI by guessing from my living room.
Posted by: Oschisms at October 25, 2018 03:22 PM (76Nxz)
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 25, 2018 03:22 PM (jUVms)
Don't forget last month. Fake ricin was mailed to Trump, Mattis and others.
Posted by: MAGA at October 25, 2018 03:16 PM (rVrVS)
It wasn't even fake ricin. It was friggin castor beans. That's like
mailing salt in order to scare someone into thinking you're trying to
kill them with chlorine gas.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 25, 2018 03:20 PM (BHXAq)
That was the best they could come up with, because they couldn't find a SJW that passed a chemistry class.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 25, 2018 03:22 PM (UsCnO)
I don't think they CALLED it that. But this is the definition of a false flag -- counterfeiting the evidence to make an attack seem like it came from another camp (from another "Flag," as in nation).
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2018 03:21 PM (PbpT7)
And incredibly badly done, unless the effect was for dark comedy...
Posted by: kraken at October 25, 2018 03:22 PM (DpEis)
I wish. The details will fade, but they now have their talking point: "Trump rhetoric inspired a mass assassination attempt that was worse than the Lincoln assassination!"
They now have their #MeToo response to the "Jobs not mobs" slogan. And yes, they will pretend that all of their leaders' calls for incivility and refusal to condemn harassment of Republicans in many forms never happened.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 25, 2018 03:22 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Seems Legit at O
pretty sure that whole sentence requires handing in your moron card.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 25, 2018 03:23 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: hawkpilot at October 25, 2018 03:23 PM (p6e8W)
Posted by: Just Tarrible at October 25, 2018 03:23 PM (rkCLP)
The public has wised up to this stuff and has had enough.
Posted by: WisRich at October 25, 2018 03:23 PM (G0vdT)
Zhe was the one who came up with the "It's not biiiiinaaaary" stupidity to explain how just because they were actively trying to defeat trump didn't mean they were actively trying to elect Hillary.
See, it's supposedly not biiiiiinaaarry. There are many possible election outcomes, just as they are many possible genders. It's all a beautiful sexy spectrum.
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2018 03:23 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2018 03:23 PM (IX40Q)
It was a do-it-yourself kit
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2018 03:24 PM (39g3+)
Obvious vectors are fingerprints, video footage of drop-offs, pesky family members or associates that drop a dime, geographic process of elimination,fiber or DNA evidence, micro-IDs from printer and follow-on acts once scrutiny intensifies.
Most of these could be theoretically remediated. Wear gloves, wipe everything down (like, with a cloth?), do a solo mission and don't tell anyone about it, send packages from locations far away from your domicile, don't print labels from your computer, don't lick the stamps, and do the entire act in one shot and then burn everything associated with the preparation, then walk away and lead a normal life, never mentioning event again.
But there's always something.... High profile event like this will earn, what, 100 Top Men from the FBI? Including profilers? The collective brain and expertise of law enforcement is quite effective when they put some will behind an investigation (cough. cough. Hillary...)
Posted by: RichardWindsor at October 25, 2018 03:24 PM (db5dt)
The previous example was, definitely, a false flag attack because it happened under the regime of Chimpy McHitlerBurton and Darth Cheney. It was all part of their Secret Evil Plane to sew discontent and Islamophobia and give their overlords and Kellogg Brown and Root a war in the middle East so they could make money from government contracts. Total false flag.
This one, however, is NOT a false flag because it happened under the regime of The Orange Satan, and is directed at those he deems not his friends. Therefore, it is totally legit.
Posted by: Vanya at October 25, 2018 03:24 PM (7PLM4)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 25, 2018 03:24 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 25, 2018 03:19 PM (pw+jk)
But it identified as a real problem.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2018 03:24 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: kraken at October 25, 2018 03:24 PM (DpEis)
Posted by: Roland THTG
--
You know that they did a remake of Ghostbusters with an all female cast, right?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 25, 2018 03:24 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 25, 2018 03:24 PM (0NAbP)
Fuck you, fbi, Fuck you.
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at October 25, 2018 03:24 PM (bML9A)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2018 03:24 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: CNN at October 25, 2018 03:24 PM (9qOCq)
I actually started laughing out loud in public when CNN flashed that this was a mass assassination attempt.
Posted by: Just Tarrible at October 25, 2018 03:21 PM (rkCLP)
With things that could kill you.
LOL
Its an Op. The media is so far out in front of the facts that it's ridiculous.
It's like they know it's an Op that only has to last about two weeks and then they win the House back and FOAADYFI is gonzo and queen Hillary.
The media is basically playing the role of Colonel Flag form the MASH tv show.
LOL
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 25, 2018 03:25 PM (ymnmz)
I'm starting to be truely convinced that this is a false flag. Why send two bombs to the same guy at different locations?
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at October 25, 2018 03:25 PM (58MR5)
Zhe was the one who came up with the "It's not biiiiinaaaary" stupidity to explain how just because they were actively trying to defeat trump didn't mean they were actively trying to elect Hillary.
See, it's supposedly not biiiiiinaaarry. There are many possible election outcomes, just as they are many possible genders. It's all a beautiful sexy spectrum.
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2018 03:23 PM (PbpT7)
So does that make Ben an electoral furry?
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at October 25, 2018 03:25 PM (RD7QR)
Calm down ace. Back away from the Nyquil.
Posted by: jakee308 at October 25, 2018 03:25 PM (7nIX8)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 25, 2018 03:25 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Sponge at October 25, 2018 03:25 PM (aVNi6)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 25, 2018 03:25 PM (9qOCq)
It was a lawyer trick. He knew better, he knew it was idiotic and false, but it was a plausible-sounding argument that made it more comfortable to hold an anti-Trump position right up to the election. Basically he had to come up with some argument that sounded like it might be valid to cover for his visceral, emotional opposition to Trump.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2018 03:25 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 25, 2018 03:26 PM (88t8C)
Ah. Thanks, coach!
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 25, 2018 03:26 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2018 03:21 PM (YqDXo)
I don't disagree.
To me, this sounds like the dems internal polling showed a massive move because of the violent and disruptive tactics and also their exhorting response, so they needed a way to mute it in some way without just coming out and condemning it. Easiest way to do that without ruffling their fellow travelers and useful idiots? Concoct a massive, coordinated, laughably fake plot to be able to point the finger at the right.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 25, 2018 03:26 PM (ycWCI)
The difference in the coverage of that attack and these fake attacks is the same as the physical difference between Ruth Bader Ginsberg and Kate Upton.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 25, 2018 03:26 PM (4VAdr)
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2018 03:23 PM (PbpT7)
So if Trump announces that he now identifies as a 70 year old white woman with a revoked law license, does that make it okay?
Posted by: Vanya at October 25, 2018 03:26 PM (7PLM4)
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2018 03:23 PM (PbpT7)
Political logic operates on a Heyting algebra.
Posted by: Big Big Big Ben Shapiro, Constructivist Pundit at October 25, 2018 03:26 PM (BHXAq)
Yeah, that doesn't work, not in the real world. One figures that out the first time they vote and realize they're not crazy about either candidate. You have to choose one.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 25, 2018 03:26 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: kraken at October 25, 2018 03:26 PM (DpEis)
biiiiinaaaary" stupidity to explain how just because they were actively
trying to defeat trump didn't mean they were actively trying to elect
Hillary.
See, it's supposedly not biiiiiinaaarry. There are many possible
election outcomes, just as they are many possible genders. It's all a
beautiful sexy spectrum.
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2018 03:23 PM (PbpT7)
Truly an intellectual giant.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 25, 2018 03:26 PM (jxbfJ)
When Chris Cuomo says that he's the wind and jumps out a window we'll know for sure.
Seriously though I would not put it past CNN to mail themselves a fake bomb.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2018 03:26 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: IanDeal at October 25, 2018 03:26 PM (5mrLG)
Worst.Bombs.Ever.
Posted by: Roland THTG
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You know that they did a remake of Ghostbusters with an all female cast, right?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 25, 2018 03:24 PM (7ZVPa)
has anyone given any thought to the fact that these might have been code Pink and haidmaiden wackadoodles trying to play 11 dimensional chess?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 25, 2018 03:26 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: dagny at October 25, 2018 03:26 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Max Power at October 25, 2018 03:27 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at October 25, 2018 03:27 PM (i078r)
The public has wised up to this stuff and has had enough.
Posted by: WisRich at October 25, 2018 03:23 PM (G0vdT)
Its like the Storm to end all storms... that was screamed about on TV for days, because it hit where THEY live, the east coast..
The storm that didn't do anything as bad as what they warned about...
And then, a REAL Hurricane hits Florida... and they barely cover it.
The new 'news' vendors are NOT 'news' people, they are entertainers.
Posted by: Don Quixote at October 25, 2018 03:27 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Just Tarrible at October 25, 2018 03:23 PM (rkCLP)
Now mailing Crocs to someone would definitely be terrorism.
Same thing with Zima.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2018 03:27 PM (YqDXo)
How dare you! We're heroes, goddammit!!! HEROES!!!
Posted by: Jim Acosta at October 25, 2018 03:27 PM (jDF8P)
Posted by: simplemind at October 25, 2018 03:27 PM (aCBDs)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 25, 2018 03:28 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Don Quixote at October 25, 2018 03:27 PM (NgKpN)
You mispelled "agitators.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2018 03:28 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: jakee308 at October 25, 2018 03:25 PM (7nIX
Shhhh. He's on a roll!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 25, 2018 03:28 PM (tK/2G)
Posted by: Jim Acosta at October 25, 2018 03:27 PM (jDF8P)
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It's so true! You ARE a hero, Jim!
Posted by: Chris Cillizza at October 25, 2018 03:28 PM (AzW6q)
Yes, this is me in the prayer chain.
I am writing to ask for your help. To be clear, I asked for and received help once already, in early July. I wanted all to know that. Circumstances are such that I find myself needing ask another time.
10/23-Calm Mentor is battling an infection that came from an abscessed tooth and could use all the help he could get. He is going through a very difficult time right now. He has a new GoFundMe page:
https://www.gofundme.com/help-with-time-to-find-employment
The campaign tells the story, but this is my situation:
I am partially handicapped, with limited mobility and only 25% use of my strong right arm. Up until June, I was still able to drive for Uber, and did so for over a year. I was deactivated as a driver at that time.
My only family is a brother who I was helping financially while working. My "friends", I found, consisted of those from a marriage of 17 years which ended three years ago. I have been turned down for welfare benefits because, as reported, I made too much money this year to qualify. I applied for SSDI in July, and am awaiting their first denial, as I'm told this is their standard practice.
While working, I had built up a small reserve of money, one that was used up recently to pay an oral surgeon to treat a badly abscessed tooth.
I have been everywhere in applying for jobs, and in the past 3.5 months have only gotten 3 days of good freelance work, and 5 days of temp work. I will find something, as failure is not an option. In the meantime, I am looking at homelessness next week. This is the reason for my request. Anything you could do would be greatly appreciated.
Thank you for listening, and I have put my email in my nic if anyone would like to contact me off of the board. I will post this once only per thread for today and tomorrow. Be well.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 25, 2018 03:28 PM (I16G8)
Same thing with Zima.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2018 03:27 PM (YqDXo)
What about the classic fruitcake?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 25, 2018 03:28 PM (BHXAq)
Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at October 25, 2018 03:28 PM (j3491)
Apparently not, VM....
Posted by: kraken at October 25, 2018 03:28 PM (DpEis)
Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2018 03:28 PM (IX40Q)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at October 25, 2018 03:27 PM (i078r)
But what if the Democrats identify as anarcho-syndicalists? What then, h8ter!?!?
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at October 25, 2018 03:28 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Seems Legit at O
Have a notification un-hide from one side of the browser window, with an Ewok's countenance peering into the thread.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at October 25, 2018 03:29 PM (AM1GF)
As to the 2001 anthrax attacks, Mueller seamlessly transitioned from one falsely accused federal employee to a dead one. There remains quite a bit of suspicion the 2001 false flag at a minimum is unsolved, at worst also was the handiwork of Deep State/Democrats/media to make Republicans look bad to cripple Bush in the midterms a year later and/or deflect from the massive intelligence clusterfuck we know as 9/11.
All that aside, I don't really give a single fuck about the apparent targets of this...hoax?...and suspect that opinion is widely shared even if not voiced. CNN's attention whoring and the cucks' White Knighting got real old real fast. That national unity thingy sort of withered when a large swath of the country and its functionaries orchestrated a coup attempt. Bad to feel that way but whatevs. That indifference is at least as disturbing as the crime itself but it was inevitable, perhaps a goal of many crying foul or wolf now.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 25, 2018 03:29 PM (rDF5j)
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2018 03:21 PM (PbpT7)
And incredibly badly done, unless the effect was for dark comedy...
Posted by: kraken at O
when you are doing a false flag, disguising the level of competence is part of what you want to do. you do not want it to look like some super secret sof eod built it.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 25, 2018 03:29 PM (MTjB1)
Ba bomb ba bomb bomb
Ba ba bomb ba ba bomb
A dang a dang dang
A ding a dong ding
Fake bomb
Posted by: Vanya at October 25, 2018 03:29 PM (7PLM4)
145
Worst.Bombs.Ever.
Posted by: Roland THTG
--
You know that they did a remake of Ghostbusters with an all female cast, right?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 25, 2018 03:24 PM (7ZVPa)
has
anyone given any thought to the fact that these might have been code
Pink and haidmaiden wackadoodles trying to play 11 dimensional chess?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 25, 2018 03:26 PM (ymnmz)
The non bombs look some winemoms put them together on Winey Wednesday, from crap they found in Dear Hubby's garage.
There is zero skill shown in any of the craftmanship.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 25, 2018 03:29 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Monsieur Ace Le Lecteur at October 25, 2018 03:29 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 25, 2018 03:26 PM (ymnmz)
/puts on his tinfoil hat
I'm thinking Bernie Bro.
The 'victims' are the people who 'highjacked' the last election, the Dem Old Guard Royalty.
Posted by: Don Quixote at October 25, 2018 03:29 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: ramondo at October 25, 2018 03:29 PM (/d2pK)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 25, 2018 03:26 PM (ymnmz)
I think chimpanzees are more likely to succeed at 11-dimensional chess than that crew.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2018 03:29 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: mikeyG at October 25, 2018 03:29 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Max Power at October 25, 2018 03:21 PM
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Which means it was a liberal op. They have video of the courier who delivered the package to cnn and you know he has already spilled his guts to the NYPD. He knows who gave him the package.
They have video from the Post Office(s) of the perp who mailed the fake bomb packages. But we haven't seen anything yet.
They should be posting those video shots all over the place just like they do in a normal crime trying to get help from the public to ID the perp, but we have none of that.
This whole thing stinks on ice and will be gone from the news cycle in a day or so.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 25, 2018 03:29 PM (JUOKG)
And why is Islamist not on the short list? Someone poised about Syria? or Libya?
That or nutter living in a cave.
Posted by: Dean Wormer at October 25, 2018 03:29 PM (ABH6n)
Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2018 03:28 PM (IX40Q)
Isn't this really the story of John Kasich?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 25, 2018 03:29 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 25, 2018 03:28 PM (/tuJf)
That's pointless, we all know Megyn's show sucked.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at October 25, 2018 03:29 PM (RD7QR)
One cool CSI moment from this morning was someone on the teevee saying "and the Secret Service has the largest database of ink samples...".
That's kind of cool. Ink, labels, where did you get that envelope?
I am kind of side-eyeing those of you who are saying "why don't we know who did it yet?". Most of this went down yesterday morning. It probably takes a while to go through the ink database.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 25, 2018 03:30 PM (fuK7c)
See it everyday. The whole point of the metoo movement was to establish that the mere accusation is enough to ruin someone.
Got to get rid of those pesky show trials and send them right to the rethought center.
Posted by: Kestrel.987 at October 25, 2018 03:30 PM (3qhq4)
Posted by: wrg500 at October 25, 2018 03:30 PM (WgCY5)
Shhh. NYPD is about to give us a bomb update.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 25, 2018 03:28 PM (/tuJf)
This just in. Cuomo the Lesser still hasn't been bombed.
Posted by: NYPD at October 25, 2018 03:30 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 25, 2018 03:28 PM (/tuJf)
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Ha.
"We have determined that these still aren't bombs, and the one with the Dish Network remote control taped to the tampons was apparently just a remote control taped to a bunch of tampons."
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 25, 2018 03:30 PM (0NAbP)
Posted by: mikeyG at October 25, 2018 03:30 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 25, 2018 03:30 PM (rxtQa)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis
Insomniac lives in Florida.
Anybody seen him lately?
Just askin'.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 25, 2018 03:30 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: zombie Aleksandr Litvinenko at October 25, 2018 03:30 PM (AzW6q)
Is this the video of a guy changing his shirt?
Because those were good times.
Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2018 03:31 PM (aMT35)
Today it's the inability to make logical comparisons.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 25, 2018 03:31 PM (4VAdr)
Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2018 03:28 PM (IX40Q)
LOL.
Getting mail-bombed C.O.D. is the ultimate insult.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 25, 2018 03:31 PM (BHXAq)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at October 25, 2018 03:29 PM (RD7QR)
How do you know they're not going to talk about the soon to be canceled Alec Baldwin Show?!?
Posted by: Sponge at October 25, 2018 03:31 PM (aVNi6)
But I have been impressed by Trump so far (if not his tweets or some of the stuff he says, but seriously, he's never going to stop and I can't be bothered to set my hair on fire every time he says something. And a lot of what he says is true.) I didn't think he would keep his promises, but as far as promise keeping goes, he's at or near the top of the list of US presidents, IMO.
And the left is nuts.
So I plan to vote for him next time around.
I hope I can be forgiven.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 25, 2018 03:31 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: mikeyG at October 25, 2018 03:31 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 25, 2018 03:29 PM (JUOKG)
They'll catch some kooky rando, claim he was a Trump supporter, 4chan will show his social media history with all of its BernieBro rants, and the story will promptly get memory holed.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 25, 2018 03:31 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 25, 2018 03:29 PM (MTjB1)
But that's only if you are a super secret sof eod, whatever that is.
The situation is asymmetric: if you're wildly competent, you can feign incompetence. But if you are in fact incompetent, you cannot feign competence.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2018 03:32 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis
Insomniac lives in Florida.
Anybody seen him lately?
Just askin'.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 25, 2018 03:30 PM (vcOmj)
Well, my sister lives in Florida too, and she...uh-oh.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at October 25, 2018 03:32 PM (RD7QR)
Insomniac lives in Florida.
Anybody seen him lately?
Just askin'.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 25, 2018 03:30 PM (vcOmj)
Insom would fill his fake bombs with crushed dreams, self-deprecation and sarcasm.
(j/k Insom)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 25, 2018 03:32 PM (ycWCI)
Besides, you're nothing but a scruffy lookin' shelf herder.
Posted by: Neb Oripahs at October 25, 2018 03:32 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2018 03:32 PM (39g3+)
My tin-foil-hat conspiracy theory about the Awan brothers wanting to warn the DNC and upper (D) leadership to back off or the real thing is next time, kinda disappears with the Robert DeNiro bomb.
It flashed brilliantly for a few moments of glory, though.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 25, 2018 03:32 PM (URwyc)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 25, 2018 03:32 PM (rDF5j)
All is forgiven once you have properly calibrated your Light Meters.
Posted by: AoSHQ HelpDesk at October 25, 2018 03:32 PM (aMT35)
This is a crude political stunt.
Posted by: Max Power at October 25, 2018 03:32 PM (q177U)
NYPD is about to give us a bomb update.
"While we are unable to ascertain any single person or group of people who may have fabricated or sent these packages, President Donald Trump is now a Person of Interest in the case."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 25, 2018 03:33 PM (BWL+E)
Ace, I don't know if you saw it, but Frontline on PBS did a fantastic episode IMHO about Bruce Ivins, the man most suspected by the FBI of sending the original anthrax in 2001. Very suspenseful and mysterious.
It turned out Ivins may have gone to all that trouble just because he was trying hard to impress an old college crush, whom he was apparently obsessed with.
When the episode aired around 2010 I had a DVD recorder, so I mastered it onto a DVD. Still have the episode.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 25, 2018 03:33 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at O
so long as you did not vote for hillary.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 25, 2018 03:33 PM (MTjB1)
I actually started laughing out loud in public when CNN flashed that this was a mass assassination attempt.
+++++++++++
Do any of you morons know how the White House makes determination of which organizations qualify as "the press" for purposes of admittance to White House press core?
I mean, National Enquirer isn't in the pool. And yet, CNN is, despite the fact it's more analogous to the National Enquirer or the WWF than it is to a real journalism outfit.
Is it just that NYT, WaPo, NBC, ABC, etc., have set the bar so low that one can't distinguish between National Inquirer and journalism anymore? If that's the case, National Enquirer should join the press pool. At least questions about aliens and the hidden city of Atlantis would be actually entertaining instead of the CNN entertainment pretending to be news coverage.
Posted by: RichardWindsor at October 25, 2018 03:33 PM (db5dt)
Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2018 03:33 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Jimmy Acosta at October 25, 2018 03:33 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 25, 2018 03:33 PM (9hauA)
This is a crude political stunt.
Posted by: Max Power at October 25, 2018 03:32 PM (q177U)
I agree... emphasis on " crude"...
Posted by: kraken at October 25, 2018 03:33 PM (DpEis)
Posted by: mikeyG at October 25, 2018 03:34 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 25, 2018 03:34 PM (Evws/)
"In the Future, everyone will receive a fake bomb in the mail - with 15 cents Postage Due."
Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2018 03:28 PM (IX40Q)
LOL.
Getting mail-bombed C.O.D. is the ultimate insult.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 25, 2018 03:31 PM (BHXAq
The ultimate would be if there was a card in the box that said "To find out who bombed you, call this number." And then Acosta blows himself up.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 25, 2018 03:34 PM (ymnmz)
I hope I can be forgiven.
Eh, I voted for Vermin Supreme in 2016 because I figured Trump was center left and we were screwed either way. I'm glad to admit I was wrong. Unless something really horrendous happens, I'll be glad to sit at home and scratch in that little bubble in the ballot for Trump in 2020.
All mail-in voting sucks.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2018 03:34 PM (39g3+)
Feedback oscillation among carbon fiber + fly-by-wire + human panic WAS new then.
Posted by: DaveA at October 25, 2018 03:34 PM (FhXTo)
I hope I can be forgiven.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 25, 2018 03:31 PM (9hauA)
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Let's face it, chique - you're voting for him because of his classy and luxurious hairdo.
Posted by: bluebell at October 25, 2018 03:34 PM (AzTmi)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 25, 2018 03:33 PM (MTjB1)
Hell no. I celebrated her (electoral) demise. It was delicious.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 25, 2018 03:34 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2018 03:34 PM (YqDXo)
First Mass Bombing in US History That Recorded 100% Non-Explosions
Posted by: mikeyG at October 25, 2018 03:34 PM (LL1Be)
What's the sound of 5 nonbombs exploding?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 25, 2018 03:35 PM (ymnmz)
That's what the Police are for.
So said Richard M. Daley (rip)
(who still faithfully votes Democrat from the grave)
Posted by: jakee308 at October 25, 2018 03:35 PM (7nIX8)
I hope I can be forgiven.
Posted by: chique d'afrique
/makes very sloppy sign of cross
/baptises in Val-U-Rite
...now go forth and...um...well don't repeat that, OK?
Posted by: Brother Cavil at October 25, 2018 03:35 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: kraken at October 25, 2018 03:35 PM (DpEis)
Posted by: Rex B at October 25, 2018 03:35 PM (df7zy)
Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2018 03:35 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: jakee308 at October 25, 2018 03:35 PM (7nIX8)
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Return address was DWS.
Hmm. Robert DeNiro? John Brenan care of TimeWarner CNN (although he's MSNBC).
What sort of batshitery is afoot? Who is the patsy? Is it some teenage idjit?
Posted by: simplemind at October 25, 2018 03:35 PM (zM/IW)
Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 25, 2018 03:31 PM (J+mig)
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I keep saying it - if the FBI finds this guy, and it's an NPC, then the case will remain unsolved forever.
Posted by: zombie Aleksandr Litvinenko at October 25, 2018 03:35 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: jakee308 at October 25, 2018 03:35 PM (7nIX8)
Posted by: bluebell at October 25, 2018 03:34 PM (AzTmi)
Bigly. lol...btw, have you noticed that Trump is almost wider (not fat) these days? Is he fitted w/ a bullet proof vest for public apperances?
Posted by: IC at October 25, 2018 03:36 PM (a0IVu)
Doesn't that involve the capacity for critical thought?
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at October 25, 2018 03:36 PM (aCNZ6)
I dunno. I mean, Playboy has a seat at the press corps, for crying out loud. Playboy? Even when they were popular they weren't worthy of a White House seat.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2018 03:36 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2018 03:36 PM (aMT35)
Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2018 03:36 PM (BXMxN)
So Florida Man is the Dildo Bomber. Of course.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 25, 2018 03:36 PM (f1Vqw)
Not only have we all seen a lot of terror attacks, in the US and Europe, to fairly recognize how they are carried out, but we've seem a lot of political theater over the past few decades, too. The women fainting at so many the Obama rallies. The Hillary town halls where perfectly crafted questions are asked ("Diamonds or pearls? Ha ha!") by people who turn out to be associated with the campaign. The fake Tea Party goers with vile signs. And on and on.
This is why so many have the gut feeling that the inoperable bombs were a political act, not a terror attack.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 25, 2018 03:36 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: DaveA at October 25, 2018 03:36 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 25, 2018 03:36 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 25, 2018 03:36 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: RichardWindsor at October 25, 2018 03:24 PM (db5dt)
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Make no mistake: If the FBI wants you in prison, you'll go to prison.
But they're not pulling it off with unlimited BRAINPOWER.
Posted by: Oschisms at October 25, 2018 03:36 PM (76Nxz)
The situation is asymmetric: if you're wildly competent, you can feign incompetence. But if you are in fact incompetent, you cannot feign competence.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at O
right, the average guy could not perform at expert level, however, he could feign a greater level of incompetence. much of what some are keying in on, the spelling errors, and similar, do not require some special level of expertise.
were you someone who had followed the news on a regular basis since the unabomber you would have picked up lots of information on what not to do and how investigators track down bombers.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 25, 2018 03:36 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Monsieur Ace Le Lecteur at October 25, 2018 03:36 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Vanya at October 25, 2018 03:36 PM (7PLM4)
This is not the update I was looking for.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 25, 2018 03:36 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: mikeyG at October 25, 2018 03:36 PM (LL1Be)
(j/k Insom)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Pretty sure weaponized Kaboom is a violation of the Geneva Conventions.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at October 25, 2018 03:37 PM (AM1GF)
That sounds eerily prescient.
Posted by: Max Power at October 25, 2018 03:37 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Monsieur Ace Le Lecteur at October 25, 2018 03:37 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: IC
Every POTUS since Reagan.
Posted by: wrg500 at October 25, 2018 03:37 PM (WgCY5)
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What's the sound of 5 nonbombs exploding?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 25, 2018 03:35 PM
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Beats the shit out of 4 Non-Blondes singing.
Posted by: irright at October 25, 2018 03:38 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Monsieur Ace Le Lecteur at October 25, 2018 03:38 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 25, 2018 03:36 PM (f1Vqw)
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So he moved out of New Jersey?
[Don't ban me, CBD!]
Posted by: bluebell at October 25, 2018 03:38 PM (AzTmi)
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Trivially easy I'd imagine.
"Gosh, look what we found on his phone!"
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 25, 2018 03:38 PM (0NAbP)
Can't. Stop . Laughing
Posted by: mikeyG at October 25, 2018 03:31 PM (LL1Be)
............
love the one with the kitchen timer on a can of Heineken
Posted by: Jimmy Acosta at October 25, 2018 03:38 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Monsieur Ace Le Lecteur at October 25, 2018 03:37 PM (PbpT7)
It is " devein" n'est-ce pas?
Posted by: kraken at October 25, 2018 03:38 PM (DpEis)
Posted by: Monsieur Ace Le Lecteur
Divenire?
Posted by: Brother Cavil at October 25, 2018 03:38 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 25, 2018 03:38 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Monsieur Ace Le Lecteur at October 25, 2018 03:36 PM (PbpT7)
Tu as *devenu* parasseux. C'est dommage.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 25, 2018 03:38 PM (9hauA)
Ha! The ones with the cats cracked me up. And the earbuds plug stuck in the hot dog.
Must distribute far and wide.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 25, 2018 03:38 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: wrg500 at October 25, 2018 03:37 PM (WgCY5)
Oh..I did not know that..Obama always looked so scrawny.
Posted by: IC at October 25, 2018 03:38 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 25, 2018 03:36 PM (MTjB1)
The investigators never would have caught the Unabomber. It was his brother who recognized the manifesto's language when it was published and turned him in.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 25, 2018 03:38 PM (BHXAq)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 25, 2018 03:39 PM (4VAdr)
Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2018 03:39 PM (BXMxN)
Hahahaha!
I dated a girl with a Jack Russell when I was younger.
You could 'rev' him up by petting him against the grain and point him at anything you wanted terrorized for the next 3-5 minutes.
He'd growl, louder and louder, until you launched him.
Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2018 03:39 PM (aMT35)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at O
we're good
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 25, 2018 03:39 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 25, 2018 03:39 PM (fuK7c)
I still think DWS should be a prime suspect. The people who received the fake bombs were all part of her ousting at the DNC.
It's her IT "besties" - you know, the f-w muzzies who compromised the Dims and even the House's IT infrastructure.
"You will pay, infidels!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 25, 2018 03:39 PM (pNxlR)
First Mass Bombing in US History that Involved 0% Bombs
Posted by: Max Power at October 25, 2018 03:39 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 25, 2018 03:39 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 25, 2018 03:34 PM (Evws/)
Way to contaminate the evidence/ jury pool/ witnesses' recollections, retards.
Direct examination
Q: "Have you ever seen this device before?"
A: "Yes."
Cross-examination
Q: "Do you know anyone who has NOT seen this device before?"
A: "Uh ... no."
Natives in Borneo with bones through their noses will have seen it by then.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2018 03:40 PM (YqDXo)
You'd be surprised what adoring media coverage can do for a fella.
Posted by: Barack at October 25, 2018 03:40 PM (rxtQa)
Might be fun to arrange a low altitude full burner B1 pass.
Probably cause too many injuries from the stampede though.
Posted by: DaveA at October 25, 2018 03:40 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Monsieur Ace Le Lecteur at October 25, 2018 03:40 PM (PbpT7)
That sounds eerily prescient.
Posted by: Max Power
My Magic 8-ball said...."ask again later"
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 25, 2018 03:40 PM (vcOmj)
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We're not big on forgiving or forgetting around here. Better at beating a meme to death.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 25, 2018 03:40 PM (+y/Ru)
It's Joan Collins.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 25, 2018 03:41 PM (URwyc)
Je deviens, tu deviens, etc.
Passe compose: etre devenue.
So my correction was wrong.
It should have been: Tu es devenu paresseux. (Je suis devenu parasseux.)
And I'm currently taking a French course. What a big fail.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 25, 2018 03:41 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2018 03:41 PM (aMT35)
Posted by: sound awake at October 25, 2018 03:41 PM (PpNtj)
Posted by: wrg500 at October 25, 2018 03:41 PM (WgCY5)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 25, 2018 03:35 PM (ymnmz)
..........
are they in a forest with nobody around?
Posted by: wth at October 25, 2018 03:41 PM (HgMAr)
You'd be surprised what adoring media coverage can do for a fella.
Posted by: Barack at October 25, 2018 03:40 PM (rxtQa)
Profit AND Earnings ratios!!!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 25, 2018 03:41 PM (BHXAq)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 25, 2018 03:41 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: wooga at October 25, 2018 03:42 PM (Oq0Dc)
they finger a guy after he killed himself and say "yep, case closed."
even though the entire story was weird?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 25, 2018 03:07 PM (GBteo)
Yes they did... with no proof.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at October 25, 2018 03:42 PM (qpJwS)
"You will pay, infidels!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 25, 2018 03:39 PM (pNxlR)
Nah. Bomb-making is practically the only skill the Muzzies have. If they'd sent bombs, we'd be cleaning Soros et al. off the walls with sponges.
/enters reverie ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2018 03:42 PM (YqDXo)
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Since the all-girl Ghostbusters hit theaters, that is.
Posted by: josephistan at October 25, 2018 03:42 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at O
never suggested otherwise. however, following the unabomber story would have been useful since they discussed how he made lots of the components of his devices by hand to make them untraceable.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 25, 2018 03:42 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: HA at October 25, 2018 03:42 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler
It's dead, Jim
Posted by: Dr. Leonard McCoy at October 25, 2018 03:42 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at October 25, 2018 03:42 PM (qpJwS)
Well, he's dead, so I mean -- cmon.
What kind of further proof could you possibly want?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 25, 2018 03:42 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2018 03:42 PM (YqDXo)
Bigly. lol...btw, have you noticed that Trump is almost wider (not fat) these days? Is he fitted w/ a bullet proof vest for public apperances?
Yeah, I noticed that at last night's rally. Whatcha wanna bet that thing's made out of some extraterrestrial material from Area 51. It's flexible until it senses danger, then turns into an Iron Man suit in .00005 seconds.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 25, 2018 03:42 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: zombie Aleksandr Litvinenko at October 25, 2018 03:35 PM (AzW6q)
We have determined that these were sent by the Vegas Shooter...
Posted by: Duh FBI at October 25, 2018 03:42 PM (NgKpN)
Too soon?
Posted by: HA at October 25, 2018 03:42 PM (MAstk)
They got one too? A real one, this time?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2018 03:43 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Monsieur Ace Le Lecteur at October 25, 2018 03:43 PM (PbpT7)
these days? Is he fitted w/ a bullet proof vest for public apperances?
Posted by: IC
Level V body armor is bulky as hell. I can't imagine how hot it must get under that.
Of course being the Gov, they get all the newest stuff and also the stuff that doesn't overheat so much because they're made out of special materials and all.
Still can't hide the bulk. It takes bulk to stop a rifle bullet. Especially .50 cal.
I've never understood why they do it tho. A good sniper will do a head shot. of course in some of his appearances they've got shielding up it's just not as obtrusive as it used to be.
Posted by: jakee308 at October 25, 2018 03:43 PM (7nIX8)
Posted by: garrett
Set to go off every 28 days....
Posted by: rickb223 at October 25, 2018 03:43 PM (gB+8C)
But, the point is valid - the gubmint in the guise of St. Robert of Mueller said that it was a false flag plot.
Which says 1) there can be false flags and 2) it is not lunacy to believe that.
Posted by: blaster at October 25, 2018 03:43 PM (VhKw6)
Damnit.
And it's almost "become" as it is, sort of. (It's of-come.)
Devenu. And it's je suis devenu, not j'ai.
Will I still be allowed to comment here?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 25, 2018 03:43 PM (fuK7c)
Trump would never be able to keep his mouth shut about something like that, he'd be talking about it constantly.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2018 03:44 PM (39g3+)
OK, enough French.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 25, 2018 03:41 PM (9hauA)
Yes, I was starting to walk out of my office with a Gauloise dangling out of the corner of my mouth.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 25, 2018 03:44 PM (BWL+E)
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Is it worse than getting Mail Bombed O C D ?
Posted by: Nothings Gonna Happen at October 25, 2018 03:44 PM (sXyKU)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 25, 2018 03:42 PM (MTjB1)
He was a crafty fellow.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 25, 2018 03:44 PM (BHXAq)
Posted by: Monsieur Ace Le Lecteur at October 25, 2018 03:44 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Duh FBI at October 25, 2018 03:42 PM (NgKpN)
They solved that one! He was a degenerate gambler with no job or visible means of support who was somehow a millionaire, owned a bunch of guns, and just decided one day to shoot up a concert for no reason. Motive unknown.
Mystery status: Solved.
Done!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 25, 2018 03:44 PM (GBteo)
anything you wanted terrorized for the next 3-5 minutes.
Exactly. Knowing that Jack Russells are the hyperkinetic psycho fur-bombs of the canine world made it even funnier.
I was thinking " you know? If they wrapped his little ass up and mailed him, someone on the other end could be seriously injured! "
Posted by: mikeyG at October 25, 2018 03:44 PM (LL1Be)
also they were eating harvested autumn fruits like pomegranate, and storing young wine from the grape harvest. which in Campania is done in October.
recently the archaeologists found a graffito with "17 October" on it.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 25, 2018 03:44 PM (H6yTE)
Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2018 03:41 PM (aMT35)
For when you want to time your period down to the minute.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2018 03:44 PM (YqDXo)
According to the envelope it's Florids Man.
Posted by: wooga
Always misdirection!
But that's where I caught them. Because nobody realized there was a duplicate key to the refrigerator in the officer's mess, and that's how they got the strawberries!
Posted by: Captain Bill Krystol, USS Clown at October 25, 2018 03:44 PM (vcOmj)
were you someone who had followed the news on a regular basis since the unabomber you would have picked up lots of information on what not to do and how investigators track down bombers.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 25, 2018 03:36 PM (MTjB1)
This was a case of a blithering idiot feigning a higher degree of incompetence. The stamps aren't canceled and there's no code sticker to scan. The sender hadn't mailed anything in a decade or more, didn't know what modern packages look like, and designed an absolute joke of a movie prop pipe bomb.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 25, 2018 03:45 PM (J+mig)
Assuming it does drop.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2018 03:04 PM (YqDXo)
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OT.
Regarding a discussion this morning, spontaneous ignition of large piles of coal is a known phenomenon. It's why you sometimes see pile of coal at a power plant being watered.
http://coalspot.com/technical/file/SPONTANEOUS%20COMBUSTION%20IN%20COAL.pdf
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 25, 2018 03:45 PM (o5tWb)
Posted by: Dr. Leonard McCoy at October 25, 2018 03:42 PM (vcOmj)
Not until WE say it is.
And don't change that vertical or the horizontal either wise ass.
Posted by: jakee308 at October 25, 2018 03:45 PM (7nIX8)
All mail-in voting sucks.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2018 03:34 PM (39g3+)
Hey, how else are H1B workers, illegal border jumpers and their families gonna vote? Won't even mention the dead.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 25, 2018 03:45 PM (hLs7M)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 25, 2018 03:44 PM (BHXAq)
So smart that he was insane. Of course that brings up another side of the story.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 25, 2018 03:45 PM (4VAdr)
Posted by: garrett
Set to go off every 28 days....
Posted by: rickb223 at October 25, 2018 03:43 PM (gB+8C)
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Or hasn't gone off in 35 years.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 25, 2018 03:45 PM (76Nxz)
Trump would never be able to keep his mouth shut about something like that, he'd be talking about it constantly.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2018 03:44 PM (39g3+)
"We have the greatest aliens, believe me! Amazing technology, great people. They love Trump!"
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 25, 2018 03:45 PM (GBteo)
You remember the famous Tylenol poisoning cases? They never caught the perp there either did they?
That is the reason all OTC products have those annoying seals on them now.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 25, 2018 03:45 PM (f1Vqw)
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Is it worse than getting Mail Bombed O C D ?
Posted by: Nothings Gonna Happen at October 25, 2018 03:44 PM (sXyKU)
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i misread that as male bombed
Posted by: Shep S at October 25, 2018 03:45 PM (9qOCq)
Posted by: sound awake at October 25, 2018 03:46 PM (PpNtj)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 25, 2018 03:46 PM (gB+8C)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 25, 2018 03:45 PM (GBteo)
LMAO.
Posted by: IC at October 25, 2018 03:46 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: ramondo at October 25, 2018 03:46 PM (/d2pK)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2018 03:46 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 25, 2018 03:46 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: THE BARREL at October 25, 2018 03:46 PM (rxtQa)
It's not like we're talking about assembling and installing IKEA shelving?
Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2018 03:46 PM (aMT35)
Posted by: Jummy at October 25, 2018 03:46 PM (HW2Gi)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
Actually something like that is in the works. A female cadet at the AF Academy developed some kid of jelly that hardens instantly when something impacts it. The govt is throwing all kinds of money into development of it. Next gen body armor.
Posted by: wrg500 at October 25, 2018 03:47 PM (WgCY5)
Just stick Greebo in a box and mail that off.
Posted by: jakee308 at October 25, 2018 03:47 PM (7nIX8)
"We have the greatest aliens, believe me! Amazing technology, great people. They love Trump!"
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Klaatuu and I have a great relationship. Really great. The best.
Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at October 25, 2018 03:47 PM (2wGBX)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at O
so long as you did not vote for hillary.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 25, 2018 03:33 PM (MTjB1)
Yeah.
But penance is required.
His tweets have reasons that you may not be aware of at the time. They either distract from something else or they call attention to something the media isn't covering.
I have trouble buying that there are so many people who are scandalized by "impolite" talk.
I was sheltered as hell, went to a super-sheltered girls school, have had sex only with my husband, rarely drink and I'm not all-aflutter over outre language or responses to attacks. Trump only returns fire, he never starts it. (Not chique, but all these pro-abortion, multi-married, drug addled pearl clutchers are fakes.
Posted by: dagny at October 25, 2018 03:47 PM (nRWPy)
I thought they did. But i'm not sure.
Was this the case where he poisoned pill bottles so he could kill his wife and just claim she was one of the "random" victims?
Posted by: Monsieur Ace Le Lecteur at October 25, 2018 03:47 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: sound awake at October 25, 2018 03:47 PM (PpNtj)
Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 25, 2018 03:45 PM (J+mig)
Speaking of which, I used to get weird junk mail that had uncancelled stamps on it. I could never figure out what the hell was going on. Not just one or two pieces, but lots. Always junk mail.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 25, 2018 03:47 PM (BHXAq)
https://abcnews.go.com/US/tv-film-crew-arrested-tsa-intentionally-bringing-fake/story?id=52455551
Posted by: Flatville Bill at October 25, 2018 03:47 PM (rJN3l)
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Is it worse than getting Mail Bombed O C D ?
Posted by: Nothings Gonna Happen
It's never the one with your name on it. It's the one marked "occupant".
Posted by: Brother Cavil at October 25, 2018 03:48 PM (AM1GF)
Mystery status: Solved.
Done!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
Ancient Aliens experts think he was set up as being a straw buyer of guns for a third party, and this was a front for assasinating the Saudi Bin Salman, who was also in that hotel.
The guy was already dead when the shooting took place. Nobody really knows who pulled the trigger(s), because there was likely MORE than one shooter.
The cover was a civilian massacre at the pavillion next door.
Posted by: Captain Bill Krystol, USS Clown at October 25, 2018 03:48 PM (vcOmj)
I've always thought that was an inside job by the packaging and seals companies.
They sure made a mint off a few deaths.
Posted by: jakee308 at October 25, 2018 03:48 PM (7nIX8)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 25, 2018 03:48 PM (Evws/)
"We have the greatest aliens, believe me! Amazing technology, great people. They love Trump!"
========
Klaatuu and I have a great relationship. Really great. The best.
Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at October 25, 2018 03:47 PM (2wGBX)
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Klaatuu is not here legally
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 25, 2018 03:49 PM (9qOCq)
Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2018 03:49 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at October 25, 2018 03:49 PM (BGwY7)
Was this the case where he poisoned pill bottles so he could kill his wife and just claim she was one of the "random" victims?
Posted by: Monsieur Ace Le Lecteur at October 25, 2018 03:47 PM (PbpT7)
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I think that was judged to be one of a couple of copy cat cases.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 25, 2018 03:49 PM (o5tWb)
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Not knowing the terrain myself, I did read something yesterday that gave me some pause. If they manage to get to that smaller section of the Mehico / Cali border, California will welcome them with open arms and keep their border open for the crush.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 25, 2018 03:49 PM (mQ0Mc)
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Klaatuu and I have a great relationship. Really great. The best.
Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at October 25, 2018 03:47 PM (2wGBX)
"When I got in office, I had to be tough! Had to negotiate! We did some great negotiating, and now we've got an amazing relationship."
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 25, 2018 03:49 PM (GBteo)
"We have the greatest aliens, believe me! Amazing technology, great people. They love Trump!"
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 25, 2018 03:45 PM (GBteo)
LMAO.
Posted by: IC at October 25, 2018 03:46 PM (a0IVu)
This is funny.......that is why it would never turn up on SNL. It would cause Trump to be likeable. Get Akroyd to come back and do a bit with Trump. Nope.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 25, 2018 03:49 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: DaveA at October 25, 2018 03:49 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 25, 2018 03:49 PM (L/iaS)
The guy was already dead when the shooting took place. Nobody really knows who pulled the trigger(s), because there was likely MORE than one shooter.
The cover was a civilian massacre at the pavillion next door.
Posted by: Captain Bill Krystol, USS Clown at October 25, 2018 03:48 PM (vcOmj)
When "Ancient alien experts" speak, you know its worth listening to!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 25, 2018 03:50 PM (GBteo)
I thought they did. But i'm not sure.
Was this the case where he poisoned pill bottles so he could kill his wife and just claim she was one of the "random" victims?
That's basically what the Mormon forger bomber did in Utah except he bombed random people to cover up a targeted bombing.
Posted by: Monsieur Ace Le Lecteur at October 25, 2018 03:47 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 25, 2018 03:50 PM (4VAdr)
They won't have proof, of course, but did Christine Ford need proof? This perp, this Paul Manafort, will have all the right credentials, being a registered Republican who voted for Trump and attended a Trump rally or two.
Expect this to be huge breaking news in about ten days.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 25, 2018 03:51 PM (+fPHo)
But as everyone knows, the slow knife penetrates the shield, so I have to wear bulky chainmail underwear anyway.
Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at October 25, 2018 03:51 PM (C6xeQ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 25, 2018 03:52 PM (MTjB1)
Trump would never be able to keep his mouth shut about something like that, he'd be talking about it constantly.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2018 03:44 PM (39g3+)
"We have the greatest aliens, believe me! Amazing technology, great people. They love Trump!"
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 25, 2018 03:45 PM (GBteo)
What do you think Space Force is about? Aliens invading America aren't just coming from south of the border.
Posted by: josephistan at October 25, 2018 03:52 PM (7HtZB)
I looked it up. Here's the Wiki. It's officially known as the Chicago Tylenol Murders:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
Chicago_Tylenol_murders
Remove line feed. There were several copycats later on. But the original case remains unsolved. They did arrest and convict someone for writing an extortion letter to Johnson & Johnson, but there was no evidence he was the actual poisoner.
Oh, it was cyanide. The perp bought Tylenol bottles, put cyanide in them, then put them back on the shelves.
This caused all sorts of anti-tampering measures to be taken on all sorts of similar products.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 25, 2018 03:52 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Kashooggi at October 25, 2018 03:52 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Margins at October 25, 2018 03:52 PM (fK0k4)
Posted by: Naive Nancy wants to know at October 25, 2018 03:53 PM (C6xeQ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 25, 2018 03:52 PM (MTjB1)
Wall Street was bombed in 1920 by anarchists.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 25, 2018 03:53 PM (4VAdr)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 25, 2018 03:53 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 25, 2018 03:52 PM (MTjB1)
How about ol' George Metesky back in the '40s and '50s?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 25, 2018 03:53 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 25, 2018 03:53 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: REDACTED
Yeah. It's getting warm at the dnc hq.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 25, 2018 03:53 PM (gB+8C)
I thought they did. But i'm not sure.
Was this the case where he poisoned pill bottles so he could kill his wife and just claim she was one of the "random" victims?
That's basically what the Mormon forger bomber did in Utah except he bombed random people to cover up a targeted bombing.
Posted by: Monsieur Ace Le Lecteur at October 25, 2018 03:47 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 25, 2018 03:50 PM
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There was a Monk episode exactly like that but the guy poisoned candy bars at Halloween to kill his wife but it backfired.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 25, 2018 03:54 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 25, 2018 03:54 PM (M+Lyo)
I don't think they ever caught the person.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 25, 2018 03:54 PM (kG5hP)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 25, 2018 03:53 PM (M+Lyo)
Richard Jewell
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 25, 2018 03:54 PM (4VAdr)
I am curious if this is a very elaborate prank what with the 'getRdone' in arabic. Debbie W Shultz return address etc. by some mostly non political joker, or if it is stunt by the commies to try to generate sympathy and give the cable fake newsies an excuse to avoid covering real issues.
Posted by: paleRider at October 25, 2018 03:54 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2018 03:54 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 25, 2018 03:43 PM (gB+8C)
That's already taken care of by the wearer.
Posted by: jakee308 at October 25, 2018 03:54 PM (7nIX8)
O'Henrys?
Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2018 03:54 PM (aMT35)
This is the BEST the Left can deliver for an October election "surprise"?
Honestly, I'm disappointed. I expected more. I don't know exactly what, but this is depressing that people this stupid can be employed at such high-paying jobs like CNN.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 25, 2018 03:54 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Ripley at October 25, 2018 03:55 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 25, 2018 03:53 PM
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In the poker world that's called a tell.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 25, 2018 03:55 PM (JUOKG)
It's basically a LE circle jerk and back patting.
Posted by: Kreplach at October 25, 2018 03:55 PM (kT3/m)
I don't know what you call that, really. Its like attacking someone with a squirtgun you painted black, is that attempted murder? No, there's no actual danger. I mean, unless they're a witch.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2018 03:04 PM (39g3+)
If (and a big if at this point) the devices had an explosive filler, then I think a better analogy is brandishing an actual gun, but one that is unloaded. As compared to a blackened toy.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 25, 2018 03:55 PM (di1hb)
I was sheltered as hell, went to a super-sheltered girls school, have had sex only with my husband, rarely drink and I'm not all-aflutter over outre language or responses to attacks. Trump only returns fire, he never starts it. (Not chique, but all these pro-abortion, multi-married, drug addled pearl clutchers are fakes.
Posted by: dagny at October 25, 2018 03:47 PM (nRWPy)
It wasn't his impolite talk. I actually found him refreshing on that front (for the most part), and I was 100% willing to support him through most of the election season.
It was about conservatism (won't go into it all now) and character. I did not expect him to do what he said. It had nothing to do with aesthetics.
But I was wrong, and I'm happy I was.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 25, 2018 03:55 PM (9hauA)
Nor much of anything else. Why do they hold news conferences if they don't intend to say anything?
They're always big on introducing all the sister agencies they're working with and assuring us that all the diligent professionals are doing everything they can, but quite often they say nothing at all.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 25, 2018 03:55 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 25, 2018 03:53 PM (4VAdr)
That was where J. Edgar Hoover got his start. He was trying to deport the poor, widdle anarchists.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 25, 2018 03:55 PM (BHXAq)
NYPD won't say if the bombs were real or not.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 25, 2018 03:53 PM (/tuJf)
Well What's a real bomb anyway?
Who are we to say?
Posted by: Warren beatty at October 25, 2018 03:55 PM (ymnmz)
NYC police commissioner was personally targeted with a mail bomb if I recall.
This kind of shit has been going on as long as bombs and poison have been around.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 25, 2018 03:55 PM (GBteo)
I thought they did. But i'm not sure.
Was this the case where he poisoned pill bottles so he could kill his wife and just claim she was one of the "random" victims?
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No one was ever caught for the first wave of Tylenol poisonings, which took place in Chicago. But one copycat case took place in Washington state, and that involved a woman killing her husband, and other random people, to try to shift the blame from herself.
Posted by: josephistan at October 25, 2018 03:55 PM (7HtZB)
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Stella Nichols put cyanide-laced Excedrin capsules on store shelves after she killed her husband. This wound up killing one woman who bought the capsules. Stella's reasoning for doing this after she already killed her husband? She wasn't yet under any investigation for her husband's death (by cyanide), but she wanted some kind of extra life insurance he had that paid on accidental or poisoning or something like that. She planned to have him exhumed to be tested for cyanide after the woman was killed, then claiming he bought OTC cyanide capsules too and cash in. Her plan didn't work.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 25, 2018 03:55 PM (mQ0Mc)
I thought they did. But i'm not sure.
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They had a suspect who had attempted to extort the manufacturers of Tylenol but they were never able to make a case. My recollection (which may be faulty) is that he is dead now.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 25, 2018 03:55 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Just Tarrible at October 25, 2018 03:55 PM (rkCLP)
Posted by: George Boole at October 25, 2018 03:56 PM (i078r)
Posted by: pahound at October 25, 2018 03:56 PM (cM97l)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 25, 2018 03:52 PM (MTjB1)
How about ol' George Metesky back in the '40s and '50s?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 25, 2018 03:53 PM (GBteo)
Rabbi Meir Kahanie assasinated 05NOV90. By the same people who tried to take down the World Trace Center in 93...These dumb fucks don't know their history like most left wingers. Comrade Stalin would be proud
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 25, 2018 03:56 PM (bim/x)
Not knowing the terrain myself, I did read something yesterday that gave me some pause. If they manage to get to that smaller section of the Mehico / Cali border, California will welcome them with open arms and keep their border open for the crush.
I doubt that will happen. Governor Moonbeam McBrownacid won't be able to stop PDT or the military from doing anything, as much as he'd like to think he can. It'll be fun watching his head explode, though.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 25, 2018 03:56 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 25, 2018 03:56 PM (0NAbP)
Funny, that.
Either they don't want to be clear that this is a mortal threat, or they are allowing a hoax to continue.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 25, 2018 03:56 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 25, 2018 03:53 PM (4VAdr)
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Confederate agents attempted to burn buildings in NYC in 1865, using white phosphorous dissolved in carbon disulfide.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 25, 2018 03:56 PM (o5tWb)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 25, 2018 03:49 PM (mQ0Mc)
Unless Trump sends the military there. Which I hope he does.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2018 03:56 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 25, 2018 03:56 PM (0NAbP)
Yes. They must go BOOM
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 25, 2018 03:56 PM (bim/x)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 25, 2018 03:56 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2018 03:57 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Roland THTG at October 25, 2018 03:57 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at October 25, 2018 03:57 PM (i078r)
I fully expect that we will find out that the packages were sent by multiple people from multiple locations.
Posted by: undocumented illegal so-called Internet Influencer at October 25, 2018 03:57 PM (e8kgV)
They merely have to have the Desire to explode.
Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2018 03:57 PM (aMT35)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 25, 2018 03:57 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2018 03:56 PM (YqDXo)
If it's a declared military emergency and the California government keeps trying to hinder them, treason charges could follow.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 25, 2018 03:57 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2018 03:57 PM (YqDXo)
"Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who bombed who."
Posted by: mikeyG at October 25, 2018 03:57 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Monsieur Ace Le Lecteur at October 25, 2018 03:47 PM
Everyone who 'saw through the lines' thought that. But our betters couldn't make that determination.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 25, 2018 03:57 PM (URwyc)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 25, 2018 03:49 PM (mQ0Mc)
Unless Trump sends the military there. Which I hope he does.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Isn't border crossings federal jurisdiction?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 25, 2018 03:57 PM (gB+8C)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 25, 2018 03:58 PM (0NAbP)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 25, 2018 03:58 PM (oVJmc)
But I have been impressed by Trump so far (if not his tweets or some of the stuff he says, but seriously, he's never going to stop and I can't be bothered to set my hair on fire every time he says something. And a lot of what he says is true.) I didn't think he would keep his promises, but as far as promise keeping goes, he's at or near the top of the list of US presidents, IMO.
And the left is nuts.
So I plan to vote for him next time around.
I hope I can be forgiven.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 25, 2018 03:31 PM (9hauA)
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Don't forget to vote R in the midterms or the Left will try to impeach Trump and none of his agenda will every get through.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 25, 2018 03:58 PM (hECVl)
Meh.
Posted by: simplemind at October 25, 2018 03:58 PM (C6xeQ)
Posted by: josephistan at October 25, 2018 03:58 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 25, 2018 03:53 PM (/tuJf)
They are not spectacular! We do know that much.
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at October 25, 2018 03:59 PM (rkCLP)
I fully expect that we will find out that the packages were sent by multiple people from multiple locations.
Posted by: undocumented illegal so-called Internet Influencer at October 25, 2018 03:57 PM (e8kgV)
They're my odds-on favorite too, for the same reason.
BAMN, and all that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2018 03:59 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Ben S. at October 25, 2018 03:59 PM (9qOCq)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 25, 2018 03:56 PM (0NAbP)
Yes. They must go BOOM
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Yep. No boom, no bomb.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at October 25, 2018 03:59 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2018 03:57 PM (YqDXo)
Christ, the margins are getting more in a week than I am in a year!
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at October 25, 2018 03:59 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 25, 2018 03:59 PM (GEhPL)
NYPD won't say if the bombs were real or not.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 25, 2018 03:53 PM (/tuJf)
Well What's a real bomb anyway?
Who are we to say?
Posted by: Warren beatty at October 25, 2018 03:55 PM (ymnmz)
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Just a social construct imposed by the white patriarchy.
Posted by: WisRich at October 25, 2018 03:59 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: sound awake at October 25, 2018 03:59 PM (PpNtj)
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this never would have happened if Ace put up those shelves
Posted by: Ben S. at October 25, 2018 03:59 PM (9qOCq)
Now listening to the Concert Arabesques on The Beautiful Blue Danube by Adolf Schulz-Evler. There are better, more lovely things in the world except screaming SJWs.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 25, 2018 03:14 PM
Listening to a Barefoot at the Symphony Concert with Idina Menzel. Music hath charms and all that for savage beasts.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 25, 2018 03:18 PM (URwyc)
Listening to Texas Red Dirt music; right now, Jason Boland and the Stragglers, "Somewhere Down in Texas"... F those lefties
Posted by: the Butcher at October 25, 2018 03:59 PM (DIosY)
Posted by: MRS VANDERTRAMP at October 25, 2018 04:00 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2018 04:00 PM (BXMxN)
CNN Fact Checker: "Trump is wrong! They are a "FALSE FLAG", not a "FAKE FLAG". What an idiot."
Posted by: Roy at October 25, 2018 04:00 PM (Rr52g)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 25, 2018 04:00 PM (NFEMn)
The guy who wrote the extortion letter to Johnson & Johnson was James William Lewis, of NYC. They convicted him for extortion and he served 13 years of a 20 year sentence.
There was no evidence that he actually did the poisoning, and likely didn't, just thought he'd get some money out of it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 25, 2018 04:00 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
333 & 357.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 25, 2018 04:01 PM (gB+8C)
And or a selected patsy has been selected who will be conveniently killed during the take down.
And as they say, the victor gets to write the story.
Book it.
Posted by: Kreplach at October 25, 2018 04:01 PM (kT3/m)
other departments in the Trump administration regarding the possible
establishment of a legal definition of sex that would ensure
individuals' identification as either male or female, says a new report.
Fire her worthless ass.
Posted by: Under Fire at October 25, 2018 04:01 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 25, 2018 03:58 PM (hECVl)
Straight ticket R. I'm not even interested in their platforms at this point.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 25, 2018 04:01 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: simplemind at October 25, 2018 04:01 PM (C6xeQ)
DIY bombs. Add explosive, fuse, and detonator. Use under adult supervision.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 25, 2018 04:01 PM (URwyc)
Posted by: Inspector C. at October 25, 2018 04:01 PM (9qOCq)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 25, 2018 03:53 PM (/tuJf)
They don't want to be judgmental.
I mean, the Shake Weight Bomber tried SO hard. We need to give him a participation trophy. Everyone's a winner, right?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2018 04:01 PM (YqDXo)
I'm thinking more like David Brock, LOL!
Posted by: Lizzy at October 25, 2018 04:01 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: runner at October 25, 2018 04:01 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: sound awake at October 25, 2018 03:59 PM (PpNtj)
Deep down inside they all long for fascism.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at October 25, 2018 04:01 PM (RD7QR)
That fellow certainly wasn't reluctant to explode.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 25, 2018 04:02 PM (2eKoI)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 25, 2018 03:57 PM (gB+8C)
I thought Mexico gave them all asylum.
Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at October 25, 2018 04:02 PM (P4Pk9)
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at October 25, 2018 04:02 PM (rkCLP)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at October 25, 2018 04:01 PM (RD7QR)
Despite having NO clue as to what the word means.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 25, 2018 04:02 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Sharkman at October 25, 2018 04:03 PM (2eKoI)
other departments in the Trump administration regarding the possible
establishment of a legal definition of sex that would ensure
individuals' identification as either male or female, says a new report.
Fire her worthless ass.
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Whoa whoa. Depends. Is she insisting on a scientific or biologic definition instead of a "legal" definition. Need more data.
Posted by: simplemind at October 25, 2018 04:03 PM (C6xeQ)
Posted by: simplemind
They won't want all of their drugs confiscated.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 25, 2018 04:03 PM (gB+8C)
Posted by: runner at October 25, 2018 04:01 PM (bUjCl)
Margin edging > Margin blowing
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at October 25, 2018 04:03 PM (rkCLP)
He laughed out loud and we chatted guns for about 10 minutes which is rare for a driver to chat that long.
Posted by: Democrat who makes Bombs at October 25, 2018 04:03 PM (cCxiu)
Posted by: Ripley at October 25, 2018 03:55 PM (MxEKc)
It's a crazy woman threatening to eat bottles of aspirin behavior. Subconsciously they know you don't really care but they're trying to guilt you into expressing sympathy and changing your behavior to suit them. It's emotional blackmail, except across an entire industry.
"YOU DON'T LOVE ME?"
"No."
"YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME!!!"
"That was before you made up those rape stories and started calling me an asshole all the time."
"YOU WANT ME DEAD! THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT!"
"No, I just want you to leave."
"I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF!"
"Bye..."
Posted by: Vanya at October 25, 2018 04:03 PM (7PLM4)
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at October 25, 2018 04:02 PM (rkCLP)
Because the media always has to make it about them.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 25, 2018 04:03 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Abby Shapiro at October 25, 2018 04:03 PM (f1Vqw)
Fire her worthless ass.
Posted by: Under Fire at October 25, 2018 04:01 PM---
You sure you want to fire her over an anonymous report?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 25, 2018 04:04 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 25, 2018 03:53 PM (/tuJf)
They don't want to be judgmental.
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They don't want to get sued. I mean, they identified as bombs, so . . .
Posted by: simplemind at October 25, 2018 04:04 PM (C6xeQ)
....
Trump's (written) wording is usually quite precise.
IMO a false flag would have required a detonation. Which would have been blamed on the other side.
The Dems were terrified of blowing up their leftist idiots by accident.
Hence, fake bombs are "fake flags".
Posted by: mikeyG at October 25, 2018 04:04 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Democrat who makes Bombs at October 25, 2018 04:04 PM (cCxiu)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 25, 2018 03:53 PM (/tuJf)
"Sorry, we cannot comment on an ongoing investigation. We may never know the motivation behind this." - FBI
Posted by: wth at October 25, 2018 04:04 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: The Walking Dude at October 25, 2018 04:05 PM (cCxiu)
I identify as a pipe bomb.
Posted by: Double-ended Dildo at October 25, 2018 04:05 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2018 04:06 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 25, 2018 03:53 PM (/tuJf)
They are being instructed to drag this out as long as possible.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 25, 2018 04:06 PM (NFEMn)
Hey! All that is important is that they go home safe every night to their families. The public is on their own.
Posted by: Under Fire at October 25, 2018 04:06 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2018 04:06 PM (BXMxN)
But I was wrong, and I'm happy I was.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 25, 2018 03:55 PM (9hauA)
Gotcha.
I always vote for the least communist in a two-person race. Sometimes that's John McCain, even or Bob Dole, or Mitt Romney or f-ng George Bushs. I'll scamper out and vote for Corey trainwreck Stuart, just to vote AGAINST Tim "the eyebrow" goofball Kaine, although it won't matter.
Posted by: dagny at October 25, 2018 04:06 PM (nRWPy)
You would also think that someone that lives in Florida wouldn't spell Florida, Florids.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 25, 2018 04:06 PM (hECVl)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 25, 2018 03:53 PM (/tuJf)
They don't want to be judgmental.
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They don't want to get sued. I mean, they identified as bombs, so . . .
Posted by: simplemind at October 25, 2018 04:04 PM (C6xeQ)
Also they're trying to figure out what pronouns to use for the "bombs."
"We took the bomb and placed ... uh ... uh ... the bomb ... yes, that's it, the bomb ... on the table ..."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2018 04:06 PM (YqDXo)
NYPD won't say if the bombs were real or not.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 25, 2018 03:53 PM
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In the poker world that's called a tell.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 25, 2018 03:55 PM (JUOKG)
I didn't know that Deblazio the Commie, or any Commies, played poker.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 25, 2018 04:06 PM (UsCnO)
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Yeah they are as real as Stormy Daniels Tits & maybe if you put makeup on them to cover the Veins because of the Fakes they would really look real
Posted by: Nothings Gonna Happen at October 25, 2018 04:07 PM (sXyKU)
Posted by: wth at October 25, 2018 04:04 PM (HgMAr)
Yeah, no comment, just photos galore of the devices.
Got it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2018 04:07 PM (YqDXo)
Shouldn't this be a Federal matter (crossing state lines, explosives)?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 25, 2018 04:08 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at October 25, 2018 04:08 PM (brxzN)
Posted by: mikeyG at October 25, 2018 04:04 PM (LL1Be)
I respectfully disagree. A false flag only requires having culpability assigned to the other side. It doesn't matter for what - real bombs exploding, fake bombs meant as intimidation, ...
All you need to do in a false flag operation is pretend you're on the other side and carry out some action that you think will harm them or help your side.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 25, 2018 04:08 PM (BHXAq)
Everyone remember the Anthrax mailings?
Real anthrax, by the way. Not fugazi. Killed a couple of people.
Envelopes actually caused the dust to scatter when torn open. Like a
weapon the maker actually intended to harm people.
Just like ace said at the top. THAT was a "false flag".
These bombs? " FAKE flags".
Posted by: mikeyG at October 25, 2018 04:08 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Nothings Gonna Happen at October 25, 2018 04:08 PM (sXyKU)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at October 25, 2018 04:08 PM (+3Huk)
"YOU DON'T LOVE ME?"
"No."
"YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME!!!"
"That was before you made up those rape stories and started calling me an asshole all the time."
"YOU WANT ME DEAD! THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT!"
"No, I just want you to leave."
"I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF!"
Posted by: Vanya
*Suggested edit.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 25, 2018 04:08 PM (gB+8C)
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Or:
Don't forget to vote R in the midterms to screw the Left and make their heads collectively explode.
Posted by: shibumi at October 25, 2018 04:08 PM (QKV7o)
Wonder why...
Posted by: PJ at October 25, 2018 04:08 PM (qlTN9)
You would also think that someone that lives in Florida wouldn't spell Florida, Florids.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 25, 2018 04:06 PM (hECVl)
Or a common Irish-American surname as "Brenan."
Posted by: JoeF. at October 25, 2018 04:08 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 25, 2018 04:09 PM (+y/Ru)
I gotta say I had a whole lotta respect for Hatfill after that. I mean this guy had the ENTIRE weight of the FBI leaning on him, nobody standing up for him (except his girlfriend) and yet he refused to buckle, instead standing up to them and BY HIMSELF forcing them to admit that they were wrong. That's a hell of an achievement.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 25, 2018 04:09 PM (Kpl3J)
Hence, fake bombs are "fake flags".
Posted by: mikeyG at October 25, 2018 04:04 PM (LL1Be)
Whereas the difference is, no one has ever accused Cory Booker of being a "fake fag."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2018 04:09 PM (YqDXo)
Delivering. Fake bombs is the largest mass assassination attempt in the USA ever.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 25, 2018 04:09 PM (4VAdr)
Education secretary Betsy DeVos "is not eager" to go along with
other departments in the Trump administration regarding the possible
establishment of a legal definition of sex that would ensure
individuals' identification as either male or female, says a new report.
Fire her worthless ass.
Posted by: Under Fire at October 25, 2018 04:01 PM (r9UYA)
"says a new report"
Which means there's about an 80% chance that it's total bullshit. The commies probably hate DeVos more than any other cabinet member, which establishes a motive for lying through their asses to try to undercut her. So until I hear it direct from her, I'm skeptical.
Of course, if she says it publicly, all bets are off.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 25, 2018 04:09 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 25, 2018 04:08 PM (oVJmc)
Didn't Bloomberg send NYPD detectives out of state to "investigate" (or something) gun related stuff? Or am I mis-remembering?
Posted by: Vanya at October 25, 2018 04:09 PM (7PLM4)
Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at October 25, 2018 04:09 PM (brxzN)
Shouldn't this be a Federal matter (crossing state lines, explosives)?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
FBI & Batfuck.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 25, 2018 04:09 PM (gB+8C)
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Or:
Don't forget to vote R in the midterms to screw the Left and make their heads collectively explode.
Posted by: shibumi at October 25, 2018 04:08 PM (QKV7o)
What am I , chopped liver?
Posted by: And at October 25, 2018 04:09 PM (NFEMn)
We're all horrible reprobates -- two of our former Presidents and our current President-in-Waiting were targeted by these bombs ...
... and all we do is LAUGH?!
-- Coalition of the Concerned
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 25, 2018 04:09 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: mikeyG at October 25, 2018 03:34 PM (LL1Be)
What's the sound of 5 nonbombs exploding?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 25, 2018 03:35 PM (ymnmz)
a really bad music track...
"What's UP?"
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 25, 2018 04:10 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 25, 2018 03:53 PM (/tuJf)
They'll just blow them up with bombs and say that the devices were "destroyed in a controlled detonation", leading most to believe that the devices, themselves, blew up, though that is never the case in these situations.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 25, 2018 04:10 PM (BHXAq)
Bath salts can make spelling difakult.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 25, 2018 04:10 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 25, 2018 04:10 PM (6qErC)
------------------------------------------------------------
Trump and Giuliani have contacts in the NYPD. They know.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 25, 2018 04:10 PM (NFEMn)
-
As real as a CNN expose.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,
As real as blowing up a pick up truck.
As real as the TANG memo.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 25, 2018 04:11 PM (gB+8C)
What kind of bomb was it?
The exploding kind. Mark my words Francuea, sinister forces are at work!
Posted by: Ripley at October 25, 2018 04:11 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 25, 2018 04:06 PM (hECVl)
Have you not been paying attention to Floridaman's antics and IQ?
Posted by: dagny at October 25, 2018 04:11 PM (nRWPy)
Something that has very much impressed itself on me in recent years with the self-flagellation of academics and others is that *punishment* for Evil White collective guilt is a thing, and the sense of being reprimanded, punished, and finding glory in despair is by no means confined to the nominal left. Remember our own combative defeatists, and the personality type that, when believing defeat is inevitable, becomes hardened and hostile and rabid? It's the reason that some of the less recognizably cucky NeverTrump types went among the furthest around the bend - this was the apocalypse, and it's all the fault of all you Trumpalos.
False flag? Sure. But not to *blame* Islam. To ensure that the lesson was taught, the chickens recognized as home to roost. Picture a Ward Churchill/Noam Chomski type who believed that the tower attack was justified, but that we didn't fear the world of islam enough to leave it alone.
Now imagine how strongly ruled out such a person would be by someone looking for a rightist, because "THIS SENT TO MAKEY THE ISLAMS LOOK BAD, HURR DURR".
He'd never be caught. Not in a million years, even if he expected to.
Posted by: Sporkatus at October 25, 2018 04:11 PM (HtLSE)
They kept track of them. Now and then would arrange for them to be present for certain other individuals to appear and for certain materials to come into their possession. All innocent looking stuff that wouldn't alarm the 'targets' but stuff that could be easily tracked and blown up into something significant.
ETC. ETC. Tinfoil hat stuff but . . . ?
Posted by: jakee308 at October 25, 2018 04:11 PM (7nIX8)
Yea, they were there too and they weren't saying either.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 25, 2018 04:11 PM (/tuJf)
Not knowing the terrain myself, I did read something yesterday that gave me some pause. If they manage to get to that smaller section of the Mehico / Cali border, California will welcome them with open arms and keep their border open for the crush.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 25, 2018 03:49 PM (mQ0Mc)
I'm not so sure. The invading army isn't as popular in California as you might think.
Posted by: San Fransisco State University at October 25, 2018 04:11 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: simplemind at October 25, 2018 04:11 PM (C6xeQ)
NYPD won't say if the bombs were real or not.
--
Yeah, I see a lot of problems here.
If a man who has a penis can call himself a woman and expects society to accept him as a real woman, isn't a device that cannot explode but is meant to be a bomb required to be accepted as a real bomb?
Yes. That is the world we live in now. There is no objective reality.
Except when the bomb blows up.
Posted by: shibumi at October 25, 2018 04:12 PM (QKV7o)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 25, 2018 03:33 PM (MTjB1)
Hell no. I celebrated her (electoral) demise. It was delicious.
slightly used pudding?
Posted by: Anachronda at October 25, 2018 04:12 PM (xGZ+b)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 25, 2018 04:12 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 25, 2018 04:12 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Anachronda at October 25, 2018 04:12 PM (xGZ+b)
just a little musky.
Posted by: Roy at October 25, 2018 04:12 PM (Rr52g)
Posted by: shibumi at October 25, 2018 04:12 PM (QKV7o)
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The poison didn't work, and she ate all the chocolate bars and got even fatter?
Posted by: andycanuck at October 25, 2018 04:13 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 25, 2018 03:53 PM
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In the poker world that's called a tell.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 25, 2018 03:55 PM
Yup. Because if they had been real, we would be being hit with constant warnings "DANGER! BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR REAL BOMBS IN THE MAIL!!!!"
but now it's "uh we don't really want to talk about it."
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 25, 2018 04:13 PM (Kpl3J)
I see your point. But I think that it is a matter of the level of commitment.
I believe that the fear and terror may have been reduced to "well, something bad COULD have happened" within a few minutes of closer inspection of the duct tape wrapped shaving cream can or whatever.
Which sorta ruins your whole "terrorist" narrative.
Sort of a fizzled flag , maybe.
Posted by: mikeyG at October 25, 2018 04:13 PM (LL1Be)
Stella Nickell is up for parole this year. I don't know if they had the hearing yet or not, but she's 75 years old.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 25, 2018 04:13 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: IC at October 25, 2018 04:13 PM (a0IVu)
Shouldn't this be a Federal matter (crossing state lines, explosives)?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 25, 2018 04:08 PM
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The NYPD has jurisdiction on the courier delivered package but the Post Office has jurisdiction on every other fake bomb mailed.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 25, 2018 04:13 PM (JUOKG)
Off ironic sock
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 25, 2018 04:13 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: wth at October 25, 2018 04:13 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: IC at October 25, 2018 04:13 PM (a0IVu)
That's a dude.
Posted by: Roy at October 25, 2018 04:14 PM (Rr52g)
Posted by: dagny at October 25, 2018 04:14 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 25, 2018 04:06 PM (hECVl)
Sometimes you have to look at the keyboard for the letter that was struck instead of the correct one. A tiny hand would have trouble reaching the letter 'a' all the way to the left.
Or not. I don't know.
I might suppose a dude with tiny hands would also have something else tiny and be making phony bombs instead of getting laid.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 25, 2018 04:14 PM (URwyc)
Posted by: mikeyG at October 25, 2018 04:14 PM (LL1Be)
Clouseau had his own bomb case to deal with.
And note the "I can walk!" reference there:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8P2ERa5beGw
And the follow up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fS1Ai3ufTsU
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 25, 2018 04:15 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: wth at October 25, 2018 04:15 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: mrp at October 25, 2018 04:15 PM (brlOh)
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The poison didn't work, and she ate all the chocolate bars and got even fatter?
Posted by: andycanuck at October 25, 2018 04:13 PM
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No an armored truck driver got one and the guy had to take his gun away and kill him with it so they wouldn't do an autopsy and find the poison. The candy bars got into the "wild" on Halloween night and Monk had to track them all down. There were six IIRC.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 25, 2018 04:16 PM (JUOKG)
Yes it is possible. But it violates Hume's Razor (The overall effect is not well related to the cause) , Hanlon's Razor (We must presume extreme malice instead of presuming this is a stupid political stunt) and Occam's Razor (We need an extreme number of pluralities in order to sustain the theory with all given evidence)
On the other hand, a false flag operation satisfies Hume's Razor (Effect's now are well related to causes), Hanlon's Razor (Now all we have is a poorly planned political stunt, no more extreme malice), and Occam's Razor (Only a single plurality is needed to explain all observed phenomenon, from the not getting caught, to the ineffective nature of the bombs, to the media roll-out, to the exact targets chosen, to the timing of the event, to the overall effect).
I should be chastised as a serious thinker if I wasn't seriously considering false-flag as an option given it is favored so strongly by initial razor analysis.
Posted by: mikethemoose at October 25, 2018 04:16 PM (IRSBy)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 25, 2018 04:12 PM (9hauA)
Don't know if Daddy can buy her a write in election twice? Ugh
Posted by: dagny at October 25, 2018 04:16 PM (nRWPy)
Remember, this is the media who beat investigative journalism to death with a lead pipe. When is the last time they got anything similar to this correct?
Posted by: Marcus T at October 25, 2018 04:16 PM (Rpnz+)
El pinata grande!!
Posted by: Blue Hen at October 25, 2018 04:17 PM (Z04f8)
According to the envelope it's Florids Man.
Posted by: wooga at October 25, 2018 03:42 PM (Oq0Dc)
Florids ... Fluoride...
so it's a dentist...
anyone seen NGU lately?
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 25, 2018 04:17 PM (8D42x)
So you're saying it was Trump?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 25, 2018 04:17 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 25, 2018 04:17 PM (2LelM)
460 All of a sudden I am put to mind of the sentient bomb in Dark Star.
That fellow certainly wasn't reluctant to explode.
well, it *was* his purpose in life.
Posted by: Anachronda at October 25, 2018 04:18 PM (xGZ+b)
I must apprehend zis mad bwember before he does any more of ze dam-ahzh.
Posted by: Inspector Clouseau at October 25, 2018 04:18 PM (f1Vqw)
So I am to assume someone is sooper competent at planting bombs without
getting caught. But completely incompetent at making said bombs, even
thought the principal of said bombs is simple?
Yes it is possible. But it violates Hume's Razor (The overall effect
is not well related to the cause) , Hanlon's Razor (We must presume
extreme malice instead of presuming this is a stupid political stunt)
and Occam's Razor (We need an extreme number of pluralities in order to
sustain the theory with all given evidence)
On the other hand, a false flag operation satisfies Hume's Razor
(Effect's now are well related to causes), Hanlon's Razor (Now all we
have is a poorly planned political stunt, no more extreme malice), and
Occam's Razor (Only a single plurality is needed to explain all observed
phenomenon, from the not getting caught, to the ineffective nature of
the bombs, to the media roll-out, to the exact targets chosen, to the
timing of the event, to the overall effect).
I should be chastised as a serious thinker if I wasn't seriously
considering false-flag as an option given it is favored so strongly by
initial razor analysis.
Posted by: mikethemoose at October 25, 2018 04:16 PM (IRSBy)
WTF did you just say?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 25, 2018 04:18 PM (ymnmz)
So you're saying it was Trump?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 25, 2018 04:17 PM
Wasn't it Marco Rubio who accused him of having tiny hands?
So double double false flag.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 25, 2018 04:18 PM (URwyc)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 25, 2018 04:12 PM (2LelM)
Cletus the Redneck and his ilk could have brought the buildings down if they wanted. But he just got a new bass boat, and it'll be deer season soon, and the SEC's on... Nah. Plus, it ain't right to be shippin' bombs over yonder like that.
(and before anyone gives me shit, the anchor foreman on the barge I'm working on is from Arkansas and uses 'over yonder' for any location that's not *here*. So there)
Posted by: Vanya at October 25, 2018 04:18 PM (7PLM4)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-WBPSqQZak
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 25, 2018 04:19 PM (Kpl3J)
considering false-flag as an option given it is favored so strongly by
initial razor analysis.
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Posted by: shibumi at October 25, 2018 04:19 PM (QKV7o)
And you know he's a UPS driver how?
10 minutes is a long time for those guys they are tracked from place to place by their little tablets and a gps in the truck.
Should've recorded that conversation.
I'd be watching the horizon for a few days and nights. See if any black helos circle and strange black suvs appear.
Posted by: jakee308 at October 25, 2018 04:20 PM (7nIX8)
WTF did you just say?
I'm still working through the math on zombie's "Jerking Off vs CNN Viewing" analysis.
Posted by: mikeyG at October 25, 2018 04:20 PM (LL1Be)
considering false-flag as an option given it is favored so strongly by
initial razor analysis.
---
I am intrigued by your knowledge of Razor Analysis and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Posted by: shibumi
It's tres Shick!
Posted by: Blue Hen at October 25, 2018 04:20 PM (Z04f8)
If she was flat-chested and got a boob job, she wouldn't have gotten them in THAT size--unless she was a stripper or a porn star.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 25, 2018 04:20 PM (NFEMn)
considering false-flag as an option given it is favored so strongly by
initial razor analysis.
Posted by: mikethemoose at October 25, 2018 04:16 PM (IRSBy)
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Give it to me straight.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 25, 2018 04:20 PM (0NAbP)
If they know it's a Florida man, then they already have a name and profile.
And that of his pet alligator, too.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 25, 2018 04:21 PM (HaL55)
necklace, walking down a street in LA, in the middle of the day. She
looks like a well dressed hobo
Posted by: IC at October 25, 2018 04:13 PM (a0IVu)
It'd be poetic justice if she got hit in the middle of the street by a drunk illegal who jumped out and ran off.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 25, 2018 04:21 PM (TUU1F)
Posted by: Vanya
Over yonder is completely legit.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 25, 2018 04:21 PM (gB+8C)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 25, 2018 03:34 PM (Evws/)
I DID post in an earlier thread that I bet it was 4 Chan behind the hoax.
Posted by: Keith at October 25, 2018 04:21 PM (jdGlx)
Posted by: Old Blue at October 25, 2018 04:22 PM (gEvQ8)
Something that has very much impressed itself on me in recent years with the self-flagellation of academics and others is that *punishment* for Evil White collective guilt is a thing, and the sense of being reprimanded, punished, and finding glory in despair is by no means confined to the nominal left. Remember our own combative defeatists, and the personality type that, when believing defeat is inevitable, becomes hardened and hostile and rabid? It's the reason that some of the less recognizably cucky NeverTrump types went among the furthest around the bend - this was the apocalypse, and it's all the fault of all you Trumpalos.
False flag? Sure. But not to *blame* Islam. To ensure that the lesson was taught, the chickens recognized as home to roost. Picture a Ward Churchill/Noam Chomski type who believed that the tower attack was justified, but that we didn't fear the world of islam enough to leave it alone.
Now imagine how strongly ruled out such a person would be by someone looking for a rightist, because "THIS SENT TO MAKEY THE ISLAMS LOOK BAD, HURR DURR".
He'd never be caught. Not in a million years, even if he expected to.
Posted by: Sporkatus at October 25, 2018 04:11 PM (HtLSE)
_________________________________
Only one problem with your conjecture,
Where did the real killer Anthrax come from?
Someone very technically adept at something 99.999% of people have no clue about developed an Anthrax Weapon that was very fucking effective!
According to experts it was better at dispersing the spores than anything we or the Russians ever develped. Better Than!!!
Posted by: rd at October 25, 2018 04:23 PM (vpH4d)
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 25, 2018 04:21 PM (TUU1F)
Especially if it happened near a "GAS-O-LINE" station.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 25, 2018 04:23 PM (NFEMn)
Recently a lesbian sent herself some "hate mail", busted.
Also a black girl, graffitied the N-word on her house, busted.
These things are not new and happen a lot.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 25, 2018 04:23 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 25, 2018 04:23 PM (d7Ww2)
Ford and I were living together then, fucking around, surfing, deciding maybe to get married.
But that episode from when I was fifteen, that one is burned into my head. I kept it secret from Ford.
Posted by: Chrissy Blasey at October 25, 2018 04:23 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: The Bomb at October 25, 2018 04:24 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: blitzer at October 25, 2018 04:24 PM (mosn6)
Posted by: mikeyG at October 25, 2018 04:24 PM (LL1Be)
A false flag explains what's going on a lot more simply and neatly than an actual bungled bombing attempt. You'd have to be teh stoopid, or have an agenda, not to seriously consider it.
Posted by: mikethemoose at October 25, 2018 04:24 PM (IRSBy)
I take it you're working on the mississippi?
Where at?
I used to work a local towboat out of Baton Rouge (Plaquemine). Cutting out the barges for dropoff to the industries while the river tow moved up or down the river.
Lot's of fun scrambling around on the barge decks with lines and cables and tighteners scattered all over. then let it go and get back on the local boat before it pulled away. At night too!
Or New York Harbor when they had the cook strike.
Posted by: jakee308 at October 25, 2018 04:26 PM (7nIX8)
Posted by: mikeyG at October 25, 2018 04:27 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Obama at October 25, 2018 04:28 PM (cCxiu)
and since we're really not supposed to be making biological and chemical weapons, of course the US Govm't isn't going to admit that they had gone ahead and made one that was really, really good. The possible motive would be someone in the lab who knew about it, was pissed off about it for some reason, and took that as an opportunity to make the world notice.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 25, 2018 04:29 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: mikeyG at October 25, 2018 04:29 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: blitzer at October 25, 2018 04:30 PM (mosn6)
1. Misspellings. Fits into the leftist world view that Trumpists are stoopid. So why not take the opportunity to reinforce that.
2. Better to create a "wave of Trump hate" by a bunch of fake bombs being intercepted, as opposed to a bunch of duds being opened as duds. So mailed to Soros first: who probably has one of the most sophisticated mail screening operations in the world. Everyone else had obvious SS protection or, in the case of Time Warner, by the time the others arrive the "look" of the suspicious package will have been out to the media from the Soros fake-bomb and all others will get intercepted as a matter of course.
My money's on Brennan or someone who Brennan gave a "buffered" go ahead. He is a True Believer, knows all the right spooks, has a Cassandra complex and Trump Derangement to eleventy and was probably the originator of "Crossfire-Hurricane."
Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 25, 2018 08:40 PM (j4US8)
See, we have been out of the offensive bio war business since the 1970s, which is why Fort Dietrich now houses the US Army Medical Research Institute for Infectious Disease. But developing vaccines for other people's bio weapons or Nature's nasties is quite legal and we do.
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