Saturday Overnight Open Thread (10/27/18 ) Leading Up To Halloween Edition

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The Saturday Night Joke


A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears:

BUMP!…

BUMP…

BUMP…

Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog h e makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

BUMP…

BUMP…

BUMP…

Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him

FASTER…

FASTER…

BUMP…

BUMP…

BUMP…

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping...

clappity-BUMP…

clappity-BUMP…

clappity-BUMP…

…on his heels, the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.

Bumping and clapping toward him.

The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!

Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket…

and,

[Wait for it...]

The coffin stops.


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Possibly NSFW. Violence

Vikings were bad ass. Not MN Vikings, real Viking Vikings.

Viking sagas describe the ritual execution of blood eagle, in which victims were kept alive while their backs were sliced open so that their ribs, lungs, and intestines could be pulled out into the shape of bloody wings.


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Mentally disturbed people changing their minds? Nah, couldn't be. 'The new taboo: More people regret sex change and want to ‘detransition’, surgeon says'

Five years ago, Professor Miroslav Djordjevic, the world-leading genital reconstructive surgeon, received a patient at his Belgrade clinic. It was a transgender patient who had surgery at a different clinic to remove male genitalia – and had since changed their mind.

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The Religion of Peace Pieces strikes again. Israel attacked by rockets.

Footage released by the Israeli Defense Forces (IDF) shows more than a dozen of rockets being fired at southern Israel from the Gaza Strip. The attack took place late on Friday after five Palestinians were killed by the IDF.
The video shows the night sky being lit up with bright flashes as the rockets, which the IDF says are flying in from Gaza, are being intercepted by the Israeli air defenses. Some 10-12 rockets have been fired at area near the Israeli city of Sderot, the IDF said in a statement, adding that the Iron Dome missile defense systems intercepted “several” of the projectiles.

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If you want to be ridiculed, mocked or worse, that's fine. You're an adult. Not a very smart adult but still an adult. Your 5 year old on the other hand is just that, a 5 year old. Dickhead attempts to live vicariously through his child and things don't go well.

A photo circulating on Twitter on Friday showed a man dressed in a Nazi soldier uniform standing with his 5-year-old son, who in a green suit and toothbrush mustache appeared to be dressed as Adolf Hilter.

TriStateHomepage.com reports that the man and his children attended a Halloween event in Owensboro, Kentucky. In a Facebook post shared to Twitter, Goldbach defended the “historical figures” costumes and described receiving threats at the event.

“Anyone who knows us knows that we love history, and often dress the part of historical figures,” Goldbach’s post said. “Tonight as we walked we saw people dressed as murderers, devils, serial killers, blood and gore of all sorts. Nobody batted an eye. But my little boy and i, dress as historical figures, and it merits people not only making snide remarks, but approaching us and threatening my little 5 year old boy … Threatened to rip his outfit off of him screaming obscenities, scareing [sic] a small child.”


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The ONT Musical Interlude



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You can keep your answer to yourself. Do you view porn? If you do, India is not the country for you.

The Indian government is reviving its efforts in its war on pornography this week by ordering telecom companies and ISPs to ban 827 adult sites from their networks.

This directive follows an order from the Uttarakhand High Court, which found 857 sites to contain adult content – similar to an order issued back in 2015. However, upon inspection, the Ministry of Electronics and IT (MeitY) found that 30 of them didn’t host any pornographic content, and so the list was cut down accordingly.

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Jay walking deterrent.

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NSFW
It's Saturday night, yet how do I delicately introduce this link. Science. Research Reports. Sex Toys. Oral sex. NSFW


You were warned.


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Nothing will happen to Jimmy Kimmel because he was never employed by Fox News.

Amid Megyn Kelly’s controversial remarks about blackface on Halloween, a video has resurfaced of talk show host Jimmy Kimmel wearing blackface and seemingly mocking black athletes.

For Comedy Central’s “The Man Show” in 2000, Kimmel dressed up as NBA Hall of Famer Karl Malone.


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"I double dawg dare you!" Was believed to have been uttered.Genius Award Winner.

A UK man who donned a risqué outfit on the job as a prank has been fired for “gross misconduct”.

Warehouse worker Shaun Haggerty, from Merseyside, England, pulled off the prank at work late last month.

But a week later, he was called into a meeting where he was told he would be sacked over the stunt, which saw him stroll through the warehouse in front of staff, business contacts and customers wearing nothing but a novelty “elephant thong willy

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Not all cops are donut eating, coffee swilling power hungry maniacs. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

North Brunswick Police Officer Anthony Torres was on patrol on Route 130 Wednesday at around 3 p.m. when he noticed people pulling over and running toward the tree line, where smoke was billowing. He circled back and saw a car had crashed into a tree. He ran toward the car, but saw the driver was pinned down.

"As soon as I got there, I knew I was going to have to go back and cut the seat belt," said Officer Torres.

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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:33 PM




Comments

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1 Evening Horde!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2018 09:35 PM (9rIkM)

2 Oh, and Fist!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2018 09:35 PM (9rIkM)

3 Airy in here.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2018 09:36 PM (9rIkM)

4 Even called NOOD and everything.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2018 09:37 PM (9rIkM)

5 I got put at the end of the last thread again. Huh.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at October 27, 2018 09:37 PM (w7U7L)

6 A technical first.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at October 27, 2018 09:38 PM (w7U7L)

7 Is this thing on?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2018 09:38 PM (9rIkM)

8
I have never, ever watch porn and I utterly condemn it.

5, 4, 3 ...

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 27, 2018 09:38 PM (f1Vqw)

9 Thanks for the ONT.

The Blood Eagle always seemed like a lot of work to me.

Cut off head.

Stick on pole.

Drink Mead.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 27, 2018 09:39 PM (uhGSf)

10 I dislike porn greatly.

Educational special interest films are okay, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 27, 2018 09:39 PM (0NAbP)

11 I love the Moochelle Halloween treats.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 27, 2018 09:40 PM (3C9q2)

12 Evening Morons and MisHum!

Happy Halloween!
I'm going as a Deplorable Witch this year.
Actually, it's the same thing I was last year.
The broom still works.

Posted by: ALH at October 27, 2018 09:40 PM (dczB+)

13 10 I dislike porn greatly.

Educational special interest films are okay, though.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 27, 2018 09:39 PM (0NAbP)

Busty Lesbians of Special Interest does not have quite the same... oh, who am I kidding.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 27, 2018 09:41 PM (uhGSf)

14
I'm reading this Blow Job paper. A blow job state machine.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 27, 2018 09:41 PM (f1Vqw)

15 The whole ONT right there on the front page.

I like it!

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 27, 2018 09:41 PM (+dvpD)

16 Game 4

Still 0-0

Bottom of 5th

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 27, 2018 09:42 PM (3C9q2)

17 Evening all. Taking a break and warming up from hog hunting duty on in-laws front porch.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2018 09:42 PM (J/LQs)

18 Read content and comments.

Posted by: Surfperch at October 27, 2018 09:42 PM (2m1vT)

19 Educational special interest films are okay, though.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 27, 2018 09:39 PM (0NAbP)


You can tell because it's introduced by someone in a lab coat.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2018 09:43 PM (mS+Df)

20 I'm reading this Blow Job paper. A blow job state machine.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 27, 2018 09:41 PM

*adds to list of statistically improbable phrases*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 27, 2018 09:43 PM (KE3T2)

21 I remember when porn movies shown at the theaters were all 'educational' and usually started with a guy in a white coat pretending to be a doctor or scientist explaining what you were about to see.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 27, 2018 09:43 PM (Fxt+d)

22 I don't see a Kat Sheet costume on the list of Sheet costumes, but I guess you could always dress up like a letter carrier.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 27, 2018 09:44 PM (3C9q2)

23 Hogmartin, you aren't old enough to remember those!

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 27, 2018 09:44 PM (Fxt+d)

24 Attacking a child is awful, but so is dressing your 5 year old kid up as Hitler. A 5 year old has no real understanding of why Hitler was so evil. Whatever happened to dressing up as a cowboy or a pirate or a lion? I'm a bit annoyed by people who think their kids costumes have to be "edgy."

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&Vislookingforwardtospringtraining at October 27, 2018 09:44 PM (d6Ksn)

25 Rich people in San Francisco hand out toothbrushes and bottles of water, not candy.

Which explains a lot.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2018 09:45 PM (dYOnd)

26 Hogmartin, you aren't old enough to remember those!
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 27, 2018 09:44 PM (Fxt+d)


Don't tell anybody!



How's it going, Jinx?

Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2018 09:45 PM (mS+Df)

27 9
The Blood Eagle always seemed like a lot of work to me.

Cut off head.

Stick on pole.

Drink Mead.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 27, 2018 09:39 PM (uhGSf)


That approach could solve a lot of problems. Where are the Vikings of today?

Posted by: rickl at October 27, 2018 09:45 PM (sdi6R)

28 Well if their porn involves those gawd-awful song and dance numbers that Indian cinema is known for it should be banned. I wouldn't watch hot naked women do that. For very long.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at October 27, 2018 09:45 PM (jp0Bv)

29 I'm a bit annoyed by people who think their kids costumes have to be "edgy."

It wasn't that many years ago that "hip" parents were dressing their kids like pimps and hos.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 27, 2018 09:46 PM (3C9q2)

30 Mentally disturbed people changing their minds? Nah, couldn't be.(reversing sex change)

If they can't deal with who they are, how can they deal with what they are not? Compounding the 'mentally disturbed' part much?

Posted by: boyNsea at October 27, 2018 09:46 PM (Fks5r)

31 24 Attacking a child is awful, but so is dressing your 5 year old kid up as Hitler. A 5 year old has no real understanding of why Hitler was so evil. Whatever happened to dressing up as a cowboy or a pirate or a lion? I'm a bit annoyed by people who think their kids costumes have to be "edgy."
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&Vislookingforwardtospringtraining at October 27, 2018 09:44 PM (d6Ksn)

It makes a certain sort of twisted sense. If your goal is to be edgy, you will gravitate to the taboos. These days, a lot of stuff formerly thought taboo has become run of the mill. So, they gravitate to the stuff that will get attention.

Hitler gets more press 73 years dead than he ever did alive.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 27, 2018 09:47 PM (uhGSf)

32 Cute joke about the casket.

I haven't celebrated Halloween in years.

There's enough scary in the real world as it is.

Posted by: SMH at October 27, 2018 09:47 PM (02wWr)

33 What's that salad thing? 2 lettuce leafs and a radish?

That's just pitiful man.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 27, 2018 09:47 PM (O0+Wj)

34 I am well. Still cleaning up trees at the river place. 21 trees down along the road in, 12 of them across it. That was the week after the MiMoMe.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 27, 2018 09:47 PM (Fxt+d)

35 World Series, Game 4. 0-0 end of five.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 27, 2018 09:47 PM (jDF8P)

36 Kids are cute up to a certain age, dressed up as lions or bunnies, robots etc - after that, it's just a shakedown. F 'em. I remember my dad was pissed off one year. "I think that kid is old enough to shave!"

Posted by: Common Tater at October 27, 2018 09:47 PM (JCbo4)

37 Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 27, 2018 09:41 PM (+dvpD)

It is good to see you here.
I haven't seen you around lately.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 27, 2018 09:48 PM (Ss+Em)

38 Howdy folks. 'Sup?

Posted by: Muldoon at October 27, 2018 09:48 PM (mvenn)

39 33 What's that salad thing? 2 lettuce leafs and a radish?

That's just pitiful man.
Posted by: jakee308 at October 27, 2018 09:47 PM (O0+Wj)

Salad is merely a vector for dressing in any event. Maybe some bacon and cheese.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 27, 2018 09:48 PM (uhGSf)

40 Didn't Jimmy Fallon also do blackface? That would be really awkward for NBC to fire someone for simply saying it was ok to do something that someone else on their network actually did.


Oh and let's not forget. Darryl Hammond, on SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE performing as Jesse Jackson. Oh look, a white guy in blackface on NBC. https://youtu.be/dYbuNigxyds

Posted by: buzzion at October 27, 2018 09:48 PM (cAnNx)

41 >>>The Saturday Night Joke

For some reason that reminded me of the scene from Bananas:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fVJt9FToP4

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 27, 2018 09:49 PM (/qEW2)

42 38 Howdy folks. 'Sup?
Posted by: Muldoon at October 27, 2018 09:48 PM (mvenn)

Muldoon!

Posted by: The Horde, in unison at October 27, 2018 09:49 PM (uhGSf)

43 {{{morons}}}

hi !

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 27, 2018 09:49 PM (ykYG2)

44 the Autoblow 2, is a machine learning algorithm that "continually
changes technique" in order to pleasure the user in new and exciting
ways.


Oddly, the study also showed that smearing a single particular chemical substance on the Autoblow caused a completed shutdown.

Scientists are still analyzing the amazing, numbing and sexual paralyzing effects of the substance known as "wedding cake".

Posted by: mikeyG at October 27, 2018 09:49 PM (LL1Be)

45 The odd thing about elephant willie warmer dude is it did not appear alcohol was involved. Odd that.

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at October 27, 2018 09:50 PM (nBr1j)

46 Remember Mr Mackey in South Park. Dressing up like Hitler in school... isn't cool.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 27, 2018 09:51 PM (ykYG2)

47 Anybody seen Uncle Palp lately?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 27, 2018 09:52 PM (PkVlr)

48 Dressing up like Hitler in school... isn't cool.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 27, 2018 09:51 PM

Mkay?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 27, 2018 09:52 PM (KE3T2)

49 Well if their porn involves those gawd-awful song and dance numbers that Indian cinema is known for it should be banned.

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Some of them are fascinating, though:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=
l_MyUGq7pgs&t=1m26s

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 27, 2018 09:52 PM (0NAbP)

50 That Blow Job story crashed my laptop.

It must work.

Posted by: ALH at October 27, 2018 09:52 PM (dczB+)

51 I am well. Still cleaning up trees at the river place. 21 trees down along the road in, 12 of them across it. That was the week after the MiMoMe.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 27, 2018 09:47 PM (Fxt+d)


Glad you're well and that you were able to make it out to visit. Hopefully you can get the trees sorted out before too long.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2018 09:53 PM (mS+Df)

52 I remember seeing a few games where Christian Ponder really, really sucked, to my great delight. The Viking fans were probably ready to do the Blood Eagle thing on him right on the 30 yard line.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&Vislookingforwardtospringtraining at October 27, 2018 09:53 PM (d6Ksn)

53 47 Anybody seen Uncle Palp lately?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 27, 2018 09:52 PM (PkVlr)

We were talking about that earlier on another thread.

Maybe he has decided to reexamine his life and spend some time in the mountains with an M-1 Garand in .30-06?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 27, 2018 09:53 PM (uhGSf)

54 Game 4

Still 0-0

Top of 6th

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 27, 2018 09:53 PM (3C9q2)

55 Let's go for 25 innings 0-0

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 27, 2018 09:54 PM (ykYG2)

56 Anybody seen Uncle Palp lately?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 27, 2018 09:52 PM

Off colluding with Russians. Moose and squirrel out front should have told you.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 27, 2018 09:54 PM (KE3T2)

57 Re: the BJ AI.

This is not a one-size-fits-all situation. It's like coffee. Some like it hot, some like it cold, some black, some, with cream, some a wining no fat latte with whipped cream.

I hope they thought of that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 27, 2018 09:54 PM (+y/Ru)

58 Anybody seen Uncle Palp lately?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 27, 2018 09:52 PM (PkVlr)

We were talking about that earlier on another thread.

Maybe he has decided to reexamine his life and spend some time in the mountains with an M-1 Garand in .30-06?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 27, 2018 09:53 PM (uhGSf)

When was the last time anyone saw him on the blog?

Posted by: Surfperch at October 27, 2018 09:54 PM (2m1vT)

59 Posted by: rickl at October 27, 2018 09:45 PM (sdi6R)

I know. I think they saved it for "special occasions/people".

Lot of effort there when other forms of torture are much more rewarding and the targets do themselves in.

I speak of impalement. Make the stick just a little long than their legs so they can relieve the pressure but not get off.

eventually their legs give out.

That's what happens with crucifixion. Eventually the body sags as the arms can't support it and you're unable to breathe enough. You still can but you slowly asphyxiate.

That's why they nail the feet so that if you lift yourself you're in pain and if you relax you can't breathe. Eventually it all catches up. Some will last a while and that's when they take a stab up into the side to penetrate the diaphragm. It's actually a mercy at that point.

Our ancestors delighted in torturing their enemies. And being tortured in return.

Life was cheap. And the gods were cruel.

Any atheists can thank the Christians for those practices now being outlawed. They were invented by pagans and nonbelievers just like the atheists. And any atheists who have a moral code? Ask them where it came from. It didn't come naturally from atheism. It was borrowed because it made sense.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 27, 2018 09:55 PM (O0+Wj)

60 50 That Blow Job story crashed my laptop.

It must work.
Posted by: ALH at October 27, 2018 09:52 PM (dczB+)

Types
Deletes.
Types again
And once again deletes.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 27, 2018 09:55 PM (Ss+Em)

61 When was the last time anyone saw him on the blog?
Posted by: Surfperch at October 27, 2018 09:54 PM (2m1vT)

Has it been a week, at least?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 27, 2018 09:55 PM (uhGSf)

62 I still don't understand how MS State's QB had more interceptions than TDs for the season last week and now they're beating A&M.

Ah, college football.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 27, 2018 09:55 PM (0NAbP)

63 This is the first year that Youngest Kid isn't trick-or-treating. Given that Youngest is now taller than I am, it's certainly time!

I do confess to a little melancholy. I always liked helping them make costumes. We did some good ones. I guess I can take the dog for a walk around the part of town where the fancy Halloween decorations are.

Posted by: Trimegistus at October 27, 2018 09:56 PM (jAilV)

64 36
Kids are cute up to a certain age, dressed up as lions or bunnies,
robots etc - after that, it's just a shakedown. F 'em. I remember my dad
was pissed off one year. "I think that kid is old enough to shave!"

Posted by: Common Tater at October 27, 2018 09:47 PM (JCbo4)

Yeah, the teenagers with no costume and just a plastic grocery bag piss me off. Those are the ones you should give toothbrushes and apples to.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&Vislookingforwardtospringtraining at October 27, 2018 09:56 PM (d6Ksn)

65 Viking sagas describe the ritual execution of blood eagle, in which victims were kept alive while their backs were sliced open so that their ribs, lungs, and intestines could be pulled out into the shape of bloody wings.

And now they've been conditioned to be so timorous as not to touch a hair on a Muslim's head as they rape 10 year olds and defenseless women.

Of course I think it's an advance for people to develop moral sensibility. But if they can be conditioned into Eloi like passivity - that's tragic. Better that some instinctive resistance is eventually awakened, that they go into the no go zones, and revive the tradition of blood eagle.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 27, 2018 09:56 PM (/qEW2)

66 Reading about beejers is about the best I'll get I suppose.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 27, 2018 09:56 PM (vE/Qe)

67 Any atheists can thank the Christians for those practices now being outlawed. They were invented by pagans and nonbelievers just like the atheists. And any atheists who have a moral code? Ask them where it came from. It didn't come naturally from atheism. It was borrowed because it made sense.
Posted by: jakee308 at October 27, 2018 09:55 PM (O0+Wj)

This.

On the other hand, one can also argue that these more grisly forms of execution did work as a deterrent.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 27, 2018 09:57 PM (uhGSf)

68 Posted by: Insomniac at October 27, 2018 09:56 PM (vE/Qe)

quit whining and take things in hand.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 27, 2018 09:58 PM (O0+Wj)

69 66 Reading about beejers is about the best I'll get I suppose.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 27, 2018 09:56 PM (vE/Qe)

You could buy one of those machines.

Posted by: ALH at October 27, 2018 09:58 PM (dczB+)

70 When was the last time anyone saw him on the blog?
Posted by: Surfperch at October 27, 2018 09:54 PM (2m1vT)

Has it been a week, at least?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 27, 2018 09:55 PM (uhGSf)


Was he at the TX MoMe? I thought someone said he was planning on attending, but now I can't seem to find that.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2018 09:58 PM (mS+Df)

71 And any atheists who have a moral code? Ask them where it came from. It didn't come naturally from atheism. It was borrowed because it made sense.
Posted by: jakee308 at October 27, 2018 09:55 PM (O0+Wj)



They really hate when you bring that up to them.

Posted by: buzzion at October 27, 2018 09:58 PM (cAnNx)

72 Is Saturday Night the Official Moron Nookie Night?

Posted by: ALH at October 27, 2018 09:59 PM (dczB+)

73 Reading about beejers is about the best I'll get I suppose.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 27, 2018 09:56 PM (vE/Qe)

---

An argument could be made that your chances are better than many of ours.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 27, 2018 09:59 PM (0NAbP)

74 You could buy one of those machines.

And wire up a timer to it

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 27, 2018 09:59 PM (ykYG2)

75
Overnight thread Overnight thread
Gonna read the content and gonna go to bed
Not gonna follow alla comments all night
Sleep is required for the morning light

But what if someone says sumpin I don't wanna miss?
What if the World Series game's unending?
What if Ace comes in with something cool at 2am?
What about all those discussions I've got pending?

So, okay, I might peruse
a fews
of comments.
Okay, I might respond to what I've read,
But it's a guilty pleasure
to stay up too late to treasure
The magnificence of the OverNight Thread

Posted by: mindful webworker - phyrrt at October 27, 2018 09:59 PM (azMLc)

76 When was the last time anyone saw him on the blog?
Posted by: Surfperch at October 27, 2018 09:54 PM (2m1vT)

Has it been a week, at least?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 27, 2018 09:55 PM (uhGSf)

Maybe he's taking a media fast until after the election.

Posted by: Surfperch at October 27, 2018 10:00 PM (2m1vT)

77 Yay! Cookie night!

Oh, nevermind.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 27, 2018 10:00 PM (0NAbP)

78 I think there would be military applications.

Save millions on VD treatments in foreign lands while relieving basic urges.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 27, 2018 10:00 PM (LL1Be)

79 On the other hand, one can also argue that these more grisly forms of execution did work as a deterrent.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 27, 2018 09:57 PM (uhGSf)
Except you didn't exactly have legal protections either. No due process. Innocent people met horrible deaths because the Emperor had a bug up his ass that day.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&Vislookingforwardtospringtraining at October 27, 2018 10:00 PM (d6Ksn)

80 47 Anybody seen Uncle Palp lately?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 27, 2018 09:52 PM (PkVlr)


No, and I'm starting to get concerned. Hopefully he was just Pixy-banned.

Posted by: rickl at October 27, 2018 10:01 PM (sdi6R)

81 And any atheists who have a moral code? Ask them where it came from. It didn't come naturally from atheism. It was borrowed because it made sense.

The good news for them is that much of this code came from Near Eastern law codes and the philosophy of Aristotle.

The bad news for them is that they were all theists.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 27, 2018 10:01 PM (ykYG2)

82 >>>The Indian government is reviving its efforts in its war on pornography this week by ordering telecom companies and ISPs to ban 827 adult sites from their networks.

They don't want people jerking off in the Ganges. It's already at the tipping point of unsanitary without that.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 27, 2018 10:01 PM (/qEW2)

83 Except you didn't exactly have legal protections either. No due process. Innocent people met horrible deaths because the Emperor had a bug up his ass that day.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&Vislookingforwardtospringtraining at October 27, 2018 10:00 PM (d6Ksn)

Granted, but lining the coast with crucified pirates did let anyone sailing by know you stance on the subject.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 27, 2018 10:01 PM (uhGSf)

84 The coffin stops.

*groan*

'Twasn't the cough that carried him off
but the coffin they carried him off in.

Posted by: mindful webworker - so 'they' say at October 27, 2018 10:01 PM (azMLc)

85 What Saturday night would be complete without some classic reggae...ya ey eh a!
https://tinyurl.com/yao7sju5

Posted by: Tentotwo at October 27, 2018 10:02 PM (yhf6w)

86 I've always been a 'let the punishment fit the crime' sort of person.

Torture someone? Then you get the same torture. Seems fair to me.

for property crimes you make them trade part of the life in return.

Physical harm? Do the same to them.

That said there is a barbarity to that that poisons the society.

We've gone out the other side. Now our lack of fitting punishment has released a lot of scum and let them justify to themselves it's okay.

Bring back some form of capital punishment. And let's streamline the appeals process so that ppl don't live 20 year before they get axed.

And it could be done so many pain free and cheap ways instead of the elaborte means no available.

Firing squad or heroin overdose. No real pain and a whole cheaper.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 27, 2018 10:03 PM (O0+Wj)

87 Latest fake news headline about fake bomb boi:

"Foot soldier for white supremacy".

Yeah. The dude was a gay Filipino. Just the type of recruit every white supremacist organization is looking for, right?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 27, 2018 10:03 PM (vOkuK)

88 This is the worst game ever. Come on, boys.

Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2018 10:03 PM (U5tDi)

89 Did someone say Peaches has moved back to Cali from Indiana??

Posted by: grammie winger is back to cold drizzly grey cold Wisconsin. WHY? WHY? at October 27, 2018 10:03 PM (lwiT4)

90 The coffin stops.

*groan*

'Twasn't the cough that carried him off
but the coffin they carried him off in.
Posted by: mindful webworker


I TOLD y'all I was sick!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2018 10:03 PM (J/LQs)

91 When my daughter was in elementary school she had to dress up as an historical figure and be prepared to answer questions as if they were that person. I wanted her to be Boudicca, Warrior Queen of the Iceni but she went as Susan B. Anthony.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 27, 2018 10:03 PM (+y/Ru)

92 Anybody seen Uncle Palp lately?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 27, 2018 09:52 PM (PkVlr)

No, and I'm starting to get concerned. Hopefully he was just Pixy-banned.
Posted by: rickl at October 27, 2018 10:01 PM (sdi6R)

If he's been banned he ought to contact Ace or Pixy like the ban notice suggests.

Posted by: Surfperch at October 27, 2018 10:03 PM (2m1vT)

93 I've always been a 'let the punishment fit the crime' sort of person. Torture someone? Then you get the same torture. Seems fair to me.

Hang on... it takes a while to work this chisel . . .

Posted by: Hammurabi at October 27, 2018 10:04 PM (ykYG2)

94 Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2018 10:03 PM (U5tDi)

Posted by: grammie winger is back to cold drizzly grey cold Wisconsin. WHY? WHY? at October 27, 2018 10:03 PM (lwiT4)


*takes elbows off the table*
*sits up straight*

Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2018 10:04 PM (mS+Df)

95 Firing squad or heroin overdose. No real pain and a whole cheaper.
Posted by: jakee308 at October 27, 2018 10:03 PM (O0+Wj)

A well executed hanging is pretty quick as well.

If I had to go that way, I think I would choose the firing squad though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 27, 2018 10:04 PM (uhGSf)

96 >> Reading about beejers is about the best I'll get I
>> suppose.

Yah got $30? That's the average street price from what the Internet tells me.

Don't look too much, just fantasize it's Yanet Garcia in your mind's eye.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 27, 2018 10:04 PM (f1Vqw)

97 The best part of the mid-terms being over, other than a red tsunami, will be the lack of political ads on Yootoob.

I am sick to death of them.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2018 10:04 PM (9rIkM)

98 The Autoblow A.I. is loaded with a lot of math, and the sweat, tears,
and potential carpal tunnel syndrome sacrifices of many people. But at
the end of the day, despite all the statistics and machine learning,
it's still just a plastic can with a silicone sleeve that goes up and
down on your dick.



Doing the blowjobs, Americans won't do...

Posted by: mikeyG at October 27, 2018 10:05 PM (LL1Be)

99 a transgender patient who had surgery at a different clinic to remove male genitalia — and had since changed their mind.

That funny pronoun "their." You mean "his."

Oh, hey, yeah, no problem, fellah. We kept your weenie right here in this… oh, crap…

Posted by: mindful webworker - clutching cargo at October 27, 2018 10:05 PM (azMLc)

100 Yah got $30? That's the average street price from what the Internet tells me. Don't look too much, just fantasize it's Yanet Garcia in your mind's eye.

The brushing of the beard on one's scrotum kinda ruins that fantasy

Posted by: charlie sheen at October 27, 2018 10:05 PM (ykYG2)

101 bluebell - Rich Hill played for the Cubs. About 4 seasons I think. He's doing great, don't you think?


*runs*

Posted by: grammie winger is back to cold drizzly grey cold Wisconsin. WHY? WHY? at October 27, 2018 10:05 PM (lwiT4)

102 The best part of the mid-terms being over, other than a red tsunami, will be the lack of political ads on Yootoob.

I am sick to death of them.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2018 10:04 PM (9rIkM)

--

Put "hook" in place of "you" in any youtube address. You can search directly at hooktube.com, too.

No ads, no tracking.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 27, 2018 10:05 PM (0NAbP)

103 97 The best part of the mid-terms being over, other than a red tsunami, will be the lack of political ads on Yootoob.

I am sick to death of them.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2018 10:04 PM (9rIkM)

I keep getting both the republican and democrat one for a congressional seat here in Kentucky.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 27, 2018 10:06 PM (uhGSf)

104 Dodgers score 1-0

Posted by: grammie winger is back to cold drizzly grey cold Wisconsin. WHY? WHY? at October 27, 2018 10:06 PM (lwiT4)

105 Who would've thought 20 years ago that Jimmy Kimmel would become the left's paragon of virtue.

Him and Corolla got up to some really racist and sexist stuff.

Not that there was anything wrong with it.

Now suddenly he's the go to guy scolding everyone and acting oh so pure.

Someone needs to take him down a peg or three.

Adam might be the one to do it.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 27, 2018 10:06 PM (O0+Wj)

106 A well executed hanging is pretty quick as well.

If I had to go that way, I think I would choose the firing squad though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD



60 ft drop, 50 ft rope.

Pop.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2018 10:06 PM (J/LQs)

107 Dodgers 1-0

Posted by: tu3031 at October 27, 2018 10:06 PM (jDF8P)

108 You could buy one of those machines.
Posted by: ALH at October 27, 2018 09:58 PM (dczB+)

Hmmm...perhaps I could.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 27, 2018 10:07 PM (yJQj4)

109 60 ft drop, 50 ft rope.

Pop.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2018 10:06 PM (J/LQs)

I am not sure I would want my last act to be an impersonation of a warm seven up dropped on the floor flat.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 27, 2018 10:07 PM (uhGSf)

110 Put "hook" in place of "you" in any youtube address. You can search directly at hooktube.com, too.



No ads, no tracking.

Posted by: Moron Robbie
I love you man!
(In a Moron way)

Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2018 10:08 PM (9rIkM)

111 99 a transgender patient who had surgery at a different clinic to remove male genitalia and had since changed their mind.

That funny pronoun "their." You mean "his."

Oh, hey, yeah, no problem, fellah. We kept your weenie right here in this... oh, crap...

Posted by: mindful webworker - clutching cargo at October 27, 2018 10:05 PM (azMLc)



Trannies are fucked up in the head and think mutilating their bodies will fix everything. Then they do it and realize they're still fucked up in the head. And thus the high suicide rate and these regrets and wanting to go back.

Posted by: buzzion at October 27, 2018 10:08 PM (cAnNx)

112 Posted by: Hammurabi at October 27, 2018 10:04 PM (ykYG2)

I thought it was Sargon that was first with the law codes.

Hammurabi was just a johnny come lately.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 27, 2018 10:08 PM (O0+Wj)

113 What a hot mess that was.

Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2018 10:08 PM (U5tDi)

114 108 You could buy one of those machines.
Posted by: ALH at October 27, 2018 09:58 PM (dczB+)

Hmmm...perhaps I could.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 27, 2018 10:07 PM (yJQj4)

Remember to buy a separate dishwasher.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 27, 2018 10:08 PM (uhGSf)

115 Rev is on the iPad looking up snowbird rentals in AZ.

Posted by: grammie winger is back to cold drizzly grey cold Wisconsin. WHY? WHY? at October 27, 2018 10:08 PM (lwiT4)

116 A well executed hanging is pretty quick as well.

-
And cheap.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 27, 2018 10:08 PM (+y/Ru)

117 88
This is the worst game ever. Come on, boys.



Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2018 10:03 PM (U5tDi)

Bats need to wake up.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&Vislookingforwardtospringtraining at October 27, 2018 10:09 PM (d6Ksn)

118 116 A well executed hanging is pretty quick as well.

-
And cheap.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 27, 2018 10:08 PM (+y/Ru

And if you use hemp rope, it's a surprisingly green alternative.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 27, 2018 10:09 PM (uhGSf)

119 bluebell - Rich Hill played for the Cubs. About 4 seasons I think. He's doing great, don't you think?


*runs*
Posted by: grammie winger is back to cold drizzly grey cold Wisconsin. WHY? WHY? at October 27, 2018 10:05 PM (lwiT4)
--------

Yes, unfortunately.

Although I had to laugh at his bunt attempt.

Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2018 10:09 PM (U5tDi)

120 Donna - who's your pick for the WS?

Posted by: grammie winger is back to cold drizzly grey cold Wisconsin. WHY? WHY? at October 27, 2018 10:10 PM (lwiT4)

121 fun ont!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 27, 2018 10:10 PM (dMvl+)

122 Zappa - it's like orgasms: even the worst still feels good.

Posted by: mindful webworker - suzy? at October 27, 2018 10:10 PM (azMLc)

123 Content rating: Girthy!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 27, 2018 10:10 PM (DMUuz)

124 Posted by: grammie winger is back to cold drizzly grey cold Wisconsin. WHY? WHY? at October 27, 2018 10:06 PM (lwiT4)

Welcome back. I'd rather be in Arizona too.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&Vislookingforwardtospringtraining at October 27, 2018 10:10 PM (d6Ksn)

125 Bats need to wake up.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&Vislookingforwardtospringtraining at October 27, 2018 10:09 PM (d6Ksn)
-------

No kidding. I'm sure they're all exhausted, both teams.

Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2018 10:11 PM (U5tDi)

126 >> The brushing of the beard on one's scrotum kinda
>> ruins that fantasy

Hah, I LOL'd at that one.

If that's a problem, just go to Thailand. SE Asians don't have much facial hair, I don't think.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 27, 2018 10:11 PM (f1Vqw)

127 Puig 3 run dinger. 4-0

Posted by: tu3031 at October 27, 2018 10:11 PM (jDF8P)

128 Donna - it was wonderful. I spent 10 days in the pool, interrupted only by senior bingo. I hate senior bingo.


Also - home run Dodgers.

Posted by: grammie winger is back to cold drizzly grey cold Wisconsin. WHY? WHY? at October 27, 2018 10:11 PM (lwiT4)

129 86
And it could be done so many pain free and cheap ways instead of the elaborte means no available.

Firing squad or heroin overdose. No real pain and a whole cheaper.
Posted by: jakee308 at October 27, 2018 10:03 PM (O0+Wj)


Nitrogen. A harmless and non-toxic gas, which makes up 78% of the air we breathe every moment.

Feed them pure nitrogen and they'll just go to sleep.

Posted by: rickl at October 27, 2018 10:11 PM (sdi6R)

130 66 Reading about beejers is about the best I'll get I suppose.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 27, 2018 09:56 PM (vE/Qe)
--------------
Apparently it's a bell curve.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at October 27, 2018 10:11 PM (2o7Th)

131 fun ont!
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 27, 2018 10:10 PM (dMvl+)


Right? I giggled at the blood eagle one.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2018 10:11 PM (mS+Df)

132 Here's a question. What music would you like to have your loved ones play at your funeral.

Artist and song.

I'm going with Hans Theesink's version of Poor Wayfaring Stranger and Emmylou Harris "If This is Goodbye"

Posted by: Muldoon at October 27, 2018 10:12 PM (mvenn)

133 Sargon didn't do squat, and his youtube channel sucks too.

Posted by: Ur-Nammu at October 27, 2018 10:12 PM (ykYG2)

134 Ugh. I think I'm going to bed.

Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2018 10:12 PM (U5tDi)

135 112 Posted by: Hammurabi at October 27, 2018 10:04 PM (ykYG2)

I thought it was Sargon that was first with the law codes.

Hammurabi was just a johnny come lately.


Posted by: jakee308 at October 27, 2018 10:08 PM (O0+Wj)



There were law codes before either of them. It's just a matter of what we have and know of them. Apparently Hammurabi's big change was that he was less about compensating the victim and more punishing the perpetrator.

Posted by: buzzion at October 27, 2018 10:12 PM (cAnNx)

136 Good night, bluebell.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2018 10:12 PM (mS+Df)

137 Night, bluebell.

Posted by: grammie winger is back to cold drizzly grey cold Wisconsin. WHY? WHY? at October 27, 2018 10:13 PM (lwiT4)

138 Liberalism is a mental moral disease.

Joshua Albert
@jpegjoshua
Can we stop gushing over law enforcement every damn time they stop a conservative extremist terrorist/mass shooter? For starters, they are simply doing their job. Secondly, and more importantly, cops are why we have Trump in the first fucking place. Blood is on their hands.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 27, 2018 10:13 PM (+y/Ru)

139 I think the most gruesome one I ever read about was where they suspended you over bamboo shoots, sharpened. Then they let them grow INTO the victim.

I am somewhat skeptical, but 'more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio' and all that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 27, 2018 10:13 PM (uhGSf)

140 >> A well executed hanging is pretty quick as well.

Archie Bunker agrees:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m4IIEbeN1Y

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 27, 2018 10:13 PM (f1Vqw)

141 >>> 70 When was the last time anyone saw him on the blog?
Posted by: Surfperch at October 27, 2018 09:54 PM (2m1vT)

Has it been a week, at least?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 27, 2018 09:55 PM (uhGSf)

Was he at the TX MoMe? I thought someone said he was planning on attending, but now I can't seem to find that.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2018 09:58 PM (mS+Df)

I thought *he* said he was planning on attending, but he did not make it.

Well, unless he was alone, and put a false nic on his nametag...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2018 10:13 PM (lmfRx)

142 Night Bluebell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 27, 2018 10:14 PM (uhGSf)

143 Here's a question. What music would you like to have your loved ones play at your funeral.

Artist and song.

---

I've got a CD made up already and in the safe with my will.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 27, 2018 10:14 PM (0NAbP)

144 Here's a question. What music would you like to have your loved ones play at your funeral.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 27, 2018 10:12 PM (mvenn)


Eternal Father, Strong to Save. Don't care who does it so long as they include the submarine verse.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2018 10:14 PM (mS+Df)

145 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 27, 2018 10:13 PM (+y/Ru)

Fuck this guy especially.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 27, 2018 10:14 PM (uhGSf)

146 Here's a question. What music would you like to have your loved ones play at your funeral.



Artist and song.



I'm going with Hans Theesink's version of Poor Wayfaring Stranger and Emmylou Harris "If This is Goodbye"

Posted by: Muldoon at October 27, 2018 10:12 PM (mvenn)



Fernando Ortega - "Give Me Jesus". Vince Gill does a good rendition as well.

Carrie Underwood, also with Vince Gill - "How Great Thou Art"

Posted by: grammie winger is back to cold drizzly grey cold Wisconsin. WHY? WHY? at October 27, 2018 10:14 PM (lwiT4)

147 126 >> The brushing of the beard on one's scrotum kinda
>> ruins that fantasy

Hah, I LOL'd at that one.

If that's a problem, just go to Thailand. SE Asians don't have much facial hair, I don't think.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 27, 2018 10:11 PM (f1Vqw)

This.

Posted by: Thai Ladyboy at October 27, 2018 10:15 PM (2m1vT)

148 120
Donna - who's your pick for the WS?


Posted by: grammie winger is back to cold drizzly grey cold Wisconsin. WHY? WHY? at October 27, 2018 10:10 PM (lwiT4)
I said yesterday I really don't have a dog in this fight. I'd favor the Dodgers because NL and because of their long WS drought, but God, I'd hate to see Machado win a ring, although I like other Dodgers players. I don't have anything against the Sox, and I'll be happy for bluebell if they win. I am pissed at the Sox owners for snubbing Curt Schilling though. He was essential to their 2004 WS win and they gave him the finger because they don't like his politics. So -it's kind of a draw. I just want to see good baseball.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&Vislookingforwardtospringtraining at October 27, 2018 10:15 PM (d6Ksn)

149 Here's a question. What music would you like to have your loved ones play at your funeral.

The Old Rugged Cross.

Posted by: ALH at October 27, 2018 10:15 PM (dczB+)

150 132 Here's a question. What music would you like to have your loved ones play at your funeral.

Artist and song.

I'm going with Hans Theesink's version of Poor Wayfaring Stranger and Emmylou Harris "If This is Goodbye"
Posted by: Muldoon at October 27, 2018 10:12 PM (mvenn)


Sandy Denny and Fairport Convention's "Who Knows Where The Time Goes". No question about it.

Posted by: rickl at October 27, 2018 10:15 PM (sdi6R)

151 Dole mini-salad "Fun Size" hahahahaha

Milady just reminded me of a Halloween treat I came up with. Looking at the caramel apple display at the store..

Carmel Brussels Sprouts

Posted by: mindful webworker - boo! at October 27, 2018 10:15 PM (azMLc)

152 "Sex toys are available basically across the developed world. Obviously people want these things, and they surely will get smarter as scientists and engineers like me do their job," they told me. "That's the big picture. There are of course also technical upgrades we can do to the solution we built for this particular sex toy, like better procedural generation of the emulated blowjobs, and more stuff than just blowjobs. We found that recognizing anal, for example, is totally doable.


SUBSCRIBE

Posted by: mikeyG at October 27, 2018 10:15 PM (LL1Be)

153 Ugh. I just got an MLB alert calling tonight's game "Another classic!" Ohhhhh...shutupshutupshutUP!! And quit trying to make "Fetch" happen.

I'm not even watching it and I'm bored.

Posted by: Shopgirl #PATneedsPAT at October 27, 2018 10:15 PM (6SvnM)

154 Is the Dole Mini-Salad real? I pray no.

Posted by: t-bird at October 27, 2018 10:15 PM (Z1eux)

155 Rev is on the iPad looking up snowbird rentals in AZ.

lol.. a trip to AZ will do that if you live in a cold climate. I look all the time.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 27, 2018 10:16 PM (dUJdY)

156 I've got a CD made up already and in the safe with my will.

Posted by Moron Robbie


Oh - that is such a good idea! I'm going to steal it.

Posted by: grammie winger is back to cold drizzly grey cold Wisconsin. WHY? WHY? at October 27, 2018 10:16 PM (lwiT4)

157 When I was in 4th grade (1973) we were each given 2 bowling pins to decorate as historical figures. I made one Hitler and the other Al Capone. I can't imagine what they would do to me if I tried that today.

Posted by: Creek at October 27, 2018 10:16 PM (13BOh)

158 139 I think the most gruesome one I ever read about was where they suspended you over bamboo shoots, sharpened. Then they let them grow INTO the victim.

I am somewhat skeptical, but 'more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio' and all that.


Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 27, 2018 10:13 PM (uhGSf



"The boats."

Posted by: buzzion at October 27, 2018 10:16 PM (cAnNx)

159 Here's a question. What music would you like to have your loved ones play at your funeral.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 27, 2018 10:12 PM (mvenn)

Eternal Father, Strong to Save. Don't care who does it so long as they include the submarine verse.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ic8zMkYwnq8

Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2018 10:16 PM (mS+Df)

160 Although I'm thinking about adding this:

"This Train Is Bound For Glory"- Mumford and Sons, Edward Sharpe - The Old Crow Medicine Show

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=Kb2uciHpe4U

Looks like a bunch of hipsters, but I like what they do here.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 27, 2018 10:16 PM (0NAbP)

161 Here's a question. What music would you like to have your loved ones play at your funeral.

Artist and song.

Amazing Grace played on the bagpipes.

Followed by Echoes, by Pink Floyd.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Moron at October 27, 2018 10:17 PM (4l77G)

162 Ghost, Square Hammer

https://youtu.be/OyYA8FlfBd0

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 27, 2018 10:17 PM (rnAwa)

163 Here's a question. What music would you like to have your loved ones play at your funeral.



Artist and song.

----
Oh that's easy - The Navy Hymn (Eternal Father)

Navy Academy Men's Glee Club

Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2018 10:17 PM (9rIkM)

164 The Night That the Lights Went Out in Georgia
By Vicki Lawrence

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2018 10:17 PM (dYOnd)

165 This version of Stabat Mater by Pergolesi.

https://tinyurl.com/yavth8q2

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 27, 2018 10:17 PM (uhGSf)

166 You know what's coming next (heh)?

That's right; robot rights.

Ppl don't understand that slavery didn't stop just because England and the US made it law and enforced it and even had a war over it.

Slavery stopped because of the Electric generator and the Internal Combustion engine.

Those are no our surrogate slaves. That's all slavery ever was; labor that wouldn't be allowed to run away or slack off.

It's what many societys made advances because they had slaves.

Egypt, Greece, Rome would never have been the empires they were without slaves to do all the menial work.

If we outlaw machines and electricity, we'll be back using human slaves within less than a generation. Guaranteed.

We still even have a vestige of it in capitalism with those who hire themselves out to do work.

The difference mainly being that you can quit a job you don't like and they can't force you to do it.

Unless they're gay and you're a cake baker.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 27, 2018 10:17 PM (O0+Wj)

167 Nailed it MisHum.

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at October 27, 2018 10:17 PM (yScAF)

168 Or Whole Lotta Rosie.

Just cuz I love that song.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Moron at October 27, 2018 10:18 PM (4l77G)

169 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2xODjbfYw8

Posted by: rickl at October 27, 2018 10:18 PM (sdi6R)

170 Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2018 10:17 PM (9rIkM)

*fistbump*

Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2018 10:18 PM (mS+Df)

171 And if you use hemp rope, it's a surprisingly green alternative.


******

Renewable, sustainable, locally sourced

Posted by: Muldoon at October 27, 2018 10:18 PM (mvenn)

172 > That said there is a barbarity to that that poisons the society.

It also does nothing to compensate the victim. Yeah, seeing vengeance done has its satisfaction, but the victim is still missing his eye or whatever.

An alternative would be to put the offender to work at hard labor, with the proceeds of his labor going to the victim.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 27, 2018 10:18 PM (vOkuK)

173 That's strange, my hash appears to have changed.

Posted by: Surfperch at October 27, 2018 10:18 PM (2m1vT)

174 If I had all the songs I wanted played at my funeral, those poor people would never make it to the after-celebration.

Posted by: grammie winger is back to cold drizzly grey cold Wisconsin. WHY? WHY? at October 27, 2018 10:18 PM (lwiT4)

175 An alternative would be to put the offender to work at hard labor, with the proceeds of his labor going to the victim.

There's an amendment to Colorado's constitution to ban "slavery" as punishment for a crime.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 27, 2018 10:19 PM (ykYG2)

176 > If we outlaw machines and electricity, we'll be back using human slaves within less than a generation.

There are still plenty of people who WANT to own slaves.

We call them "liberals".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 27, 2018 10:19 PM (vOkuK)

177 I would also have to have "Children of the Heavenly Father" - sung in Swedish. It's a tradition.

Posted by: grammie winger is back to cold drizzly grey cold Wisconsin. WHY? WHY? at October 27, 2018 10:20 PM (lwiT4)

178

Greetings autofappers and AI-type fappees.
At last, computers are being put to work on something beneficial to mankind.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 27, 2018 10:20 PM (HaL55)

179 Here's a question. What music would you like to have your loved ones play at your funeral.


Sevendust - Clueless


At peak volume.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 27, 2018 10:20 PM (LL1Be)

180 play any from the Cusco appurimax II and III albums.

There's a few other new age stuff that would do but those 2 are my favorites.

First heard them on Art Bell.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 27, 2018 10:20 PM (O0+Wj)

181 And if you use hemp rope, it's a surprisingly green alternative.


******

Renewable, sustainable, locally sourced
Posted by: Muldoon at October 27, 2018 10:18 PM (mvenn)

Sustainable? Yeah, sure, I guess.

Posted by: A "Farmer" in Humboldt County California at October 27, 2018 10:21 PM (2m1vT)

182 Yay!!! It's the seventh Saturday of the week!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 27, 2018 10:21 PM (TdMsT)

183 >> That's strange, my hash appears to have changed.

The hash is based on your IP address. Your IP address changed. This is common if you're using a phone or mobile device where you hopping all over the place.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 27, 2018 10:21 PM (f1Vqw)

184 Greetings autofappers and AI-type fappees.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 27, 2018 10:20 PM (HaL55)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUfWdi0oaLQ

Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2018 10:22 PM (mS+Df)

185 Weird little ditty about the Dawnguard expansion for Skyrim, and now I have this stuck in my head:

Bitch, I got the blood gang at my disposal.
We been iced out, whole crew stay frozen
Double cup red, codine blood potion...

https://tinyurl.com/y82uvr3m

Posted by: Thrawn at October 27, 2018 10:22 PM (Ta69/)

186 Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 27, 2018 10:19 PM (ykYG2)

That's in reference to the amendment Kanye talked about 13th or 14th that bans slavery EXCEPT those who are sentenced to it for a crime.

So we still have slavery and coincidentally some of the same race of people are the majority affected.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 27, 2018 10:22 PM (O0+Wj)

187 There's an amendment to Colorado's constitution to ban "slavery" as punishment for a crime.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 27, 2018 10:19 PM (ykYG2)

Does it have any chance of passing?

Posted by: Surfperch at October 27, 2018 10:22 PM (2m1vT)

188 Yay!!! It's the seventh Saturday of the week!
Posted by: Ladyl
As much as I like you, you don't have to rub it in.


Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2018 10:22 PM (9rIkM)

189 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 27, 2018 10:17 PM (uhGSf)

That's beautiful. I've never given my funeral music any thought whatsoever, but I guess I should or they'll play something lame.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&Vislookingforwardtospringtraining at October 27, 2018 10:23 PM (d6Ksn)

190 So. I haven't very many Dodger games this year and I am wondering "Who is this Estrella Jalisco person? And why is his name in lights when he is neither the pitcher nor the man at bat?


LOL. A Mexican beer.



Posted by: JAS at October 27, 2018 10:23 PM (3HNOQ)

191 I voted already; and early voting is leaning R, but not by much.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 27, 2018 10:24 PM (ykYG2)

192 Ladyl, any tennis today? Even with the crappy weather?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2018 10:24 PM (9rIkM)

193 It is good to see you here.
I haven't seen you around lately.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 27, 2018 09:48 PM (Ss+Em)

++++

Thanks, it's good to be here.

New job. They don't want me goofing around on the internet for my whole shift. Bastards.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 27, 2018 10:24 PM (+dvpD)

194 Feed them pure nitrogen and they'll just go to sleep.
Posted by: rickl at October 27, 2018 10:11 PM (sdi6R)

I think they'd feel the lack of oxygen and that's a nasty way to die. They'd be gasping for air.

Carbon monoxide might work. Maybe NO2

Posted by: jakee308 at October 27, 2018 10:24 PM (O0+Wj)

195 The Blood Eagle sounds pretty cool until you realize that one detail---
"The victim was kept alive while his back was slit open"---doesn't make sense.

How did they keep him alive?

Posted by: JoeF. at October 27, 2018 10:25 PM (o1fzk)

196 Posted by: Thrawn
Interesting!
Every listen LaJon Witherspoon belt out 'Enemy'?
So when you fall to the ground

And finally get back to reality

No one at all is around

So tell me

How does it feel to be the enemy?

Posted by: mikeyG at October 27, 2018 10:25 PM (LL1Be)

197 There's 827 porn sites? *scribbles furiously*

Posted by: The Weiner is Free! at October 27, 2018 10:25 PM (Xo0ot)

198 GO COUGS!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 27, 2018 10:25 PM (PkVlr)

199 The hash is based on your IP address. Your IP
address changed. This is common if you're using a phone or mobile device
where you hopping all over the place.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 27, 2018 10:21 PM (f1Vqw)

---
or if you use satellite, such as HughesNet, as we do.

that's why i'll never make either of the lists of shame, even if i try.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 27, 2018 10:25 PM (v9rtm)

200 Posted by: grammie winger is back to cold drizzly grey cold Wisconsin. WHY? WHY? at October 27, 2018 10:14 PM (lwiT4)


I figured you have a recording of fat drunken Harry Carry singing some Cubs bullshit song, slurring his words and spilling his Budweiser

Posted by: Aces mom at October 27, 2018 10:25 PM (Ss+Em)

201 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 27, 2018 10:26 PM (v9rtm)

202 Theesink- Wayfaring Stranger

https://youtu.be/ACGhs4uPa_8

Posted by: Muldoon at October 27, 2018 10:26 PM (mvenn)

203 This year we decided to give out full size candy bars,, since we only get a few trick or treaters. I had them in the pantry, and noticed they are over half gone. Daughter didn't "hear" me say they were for Halloween. Her response was that fun size was good enough for the costumed urchins.

The one year we were going to be the cool house.

Posted by: Moki at October 27, 2018 10:26 PM (mFoNl)

204 I figured you have a recording of fat drunken Harry
Carry singing some Cubs bullshit song, slurring his words and spilling
his Budweiser

Posted by: Aces mom at October 27, 2018 10:25 PM (Ss+Em)



I should be so lucky.

Posted by: grammie winger is back to cold drizzly grey cold Wisconsin. WHY? WHY? at October 27, 2018 10:26 PM (lwiT4)

205 In sixth-grade camp, the one and only ghost story was this. ".......Stop the coffin! So I threw him a cough lozenge."

52 years later, I see the same stupid joke.

Posted by: JAS at October 27, 2018 10:26 PM (3HNOQ)

206 We have an entire medical field devoted to making sure patients don't die from all of the wonderful anesthetics available to modern society. What's so wrong with using one of those first, and then more of them second?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 27, 2018 10:26 PM (0NAbP)

207 146 Here's a question. What music would you like to have your loved ones play at your funeral.



The pastor of my dad's church is singing this sing at his memorial service next Saturday:

https://youtu.be/lZu7mfYS_VY

This song was just released in August, and I had to have it.

In addition we are singing Amazing Grace (all verses), How Great Thou Art (first and fourth verses) and closing with the benediction, God be with you til we meet again.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 27, 2018 10:27 PM (TdMsT)

208 I think they'd feel the lack of oxygen and that's a nasty way to die. They'd be gasping for air.
Posted by: jakee308 at October 27, 2018 10:24 PM (O0+Wj)


The suffocating feeling is from an increase in CO2 concentration in the blood. As long as you're getting rid of CO2, you don't feel anything off.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2018 10:27 PM (mS+Df)

209 Child Nazis. Back in the mid-of 70s, I lived in a neighborhood in Chicago, Marquette Park, that was unfortunately home to some Neo-Nazis. I remember walking out of a Walgreen's one Saturday to behold a child, no more than 10, decked out in a Nazi uniform, passing out Nazi leaflets.

I wonder what prison the kid is in today.

Posted by: smilin jack at October 27, 2018 10:27 PM (yDxHh)

210 > Sandy Denny and Fairport Convention's "Who Knows Where The Time Goes". No question about it.

One of the loveliest songs ever recorded.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 27, 2018 10:27 PM (vOkuK)

211 195 The Blood Eagle sounds pretty cool until you realize that one detail---
"The victim was kept alive while his back was slit open"---doesn't make sense.

How did they keep him alive?


Posted by: JoeF. at October 27, 2018 10:25 PM (o1fzk




I'm guessing they had plenty of practice to figure out how to cut them open and make sure they lived as long as possible during the procedure.

Posted by: buzzion at October 27, 2018 10:27 PM (cAnNx)

212 oncoming traffic

Posted by: vizzy at October 27, 2018 10:28 PM (s5Khz)

213 192 Ladyl, any tennis today? Even with the crappy weather?
Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2018 10:24 PM (9rIkM)

I've been playing mostly indoors since September. Queen of the court three times last week!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 27, 2018 10:28 PM (TdMsT)

214 Re: Blood Eagle - I think I could do it easily as could most of us could given if you hate the subject enough. If you hate your enemy enough, anything is possible.

Posted by: Archer at October 27, 2018 10:29 PM (nd5mm)

215 I figured you have a recording of fat drunken Harry Carry singing some
Cubs bullshit song, slurring his words and spilling his Budweiser

A White Sox fan, finally!

Posted by: dartist at October 27, 2018 10:29 PM (K22Va)

216 Muldoon - interesting. I've always been partial to Emmylou's version.

Posted by: grammie winger is back to cold drizzly grey cold Wisconsin. WHY? WHY? at October 27, 2018 10:29 PM (lwiT4)

217 Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 27, 2018 10:24 PM (+dvpD)

Congrats on the new job
Bummer about their lack of joviality

Posted by: Aces mom at October 27, 2018 10:29 PM (Ss+Em)

218 songs I wanted played at my funeral

"He Moved".

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 27, 2018 10:29 PM (Ndje9)

219 how great thou art

Posted by: vizzy at October 27, 2018 10:29 PM (s5Khz)

220 I figured you have a recording of fat drunken Harry
Carry singing some Cubs bullshit song, slurring his words and spilling
his Budweiser

Posted by: Aces mom at October 27, 2018 10:25 PM (Ss+Em)
Hey, that's given me an idea. Maybe I'll just have a recording of Bob Uecker saying "Get up, get up, get outta here, GONE!"

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&Vislookingforwardtospringtraining at October 27, 2018 10:29 PM (d6Ksn)

221 This is National Black Cat Day. Really!

Posted by: Krampus at October 27, 2018 10:29 PM (CAiyM)

222 194
I think they'd feel the lack of oxygen and that's a nasty way to die. They'd be gasping for air.

Carbon monoxide might work. Maybe NO2
Posted by: jakee308 at October 27, 2018 10:24 PM (O0+Wj)


No, actually, nitrogen does work, for that very reason. It's a natural gas that we're all used to breathing and we don't detect any odor. Carbon monoxide smells, and carbon dioxide is what we exhale and would make us choke and gasp for breath.

Breathe pure nitrogen and you notice nothing amiss until you lose consciousness.

Posted by: rickl at October 27, 2018 10:30 PM (sdi6R)

223
I wonder how IPv6 will change all the IP address hopping. I was just looking. About 13% of sites are using IP6 now. Pixy isn't of course.

I'm sure the hamsters will just fall over dead and that will be the end of the HQ.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 27, 2018 10:30 PM (f1Vqw)

224

I'm guessing they had plenty of practice to figure out how to cut them
open and make sure they lived as long as possible during the procedure.

The History Channel show Vikings depicted one once. It was pretty gross.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 27, 2018 10:30 PM (HaL55)

225 "What's so fun about a tiny package?" OK makes sense for salad, but not for skittles.

Posted by: JAS at October 27, 2018 10:31 PM (3HNOQ)

226 Carbon monoxide smells
Posted by: rickl at October 27, 2018 10:30 PM (sdi6R)


Can confirm that: it does not.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2018 10:31 PM (mS+Df)

227 Maybe I'll just have a recording of Bob Uecker saying "Get up, get up, get outta here, GONE!"


Posted by: DonnaVislookingforwardtospringtraining at October 27, 2018 10:29 PM (d6Ksn)



That would be awesome.

Posted by: grammie winger is back to cold drizzly grey cold Wisconsin. WHY? WHY? at October 27, 2018 10:32 PM (lwiT4)

228 Can I love chips and salsa and still be against open borders without being a hypocrite?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 27, 2018 10:33 PM (/qEW2)

229 I'm not into the back flaying inventiveness so much. I do like the baseball and funeral talk however.

Posted by: grammie winger is back to cold drizzly grey cold Wisconsin. WHY? WHY? at October 27, 2018 10:33 PM (lwiT4)

230
I'm not much a phone guy and know nothing about cell phone IP networks, and so just looked a little of it. Most of the time, you're getting carrier NAT'd anyway.

But that will change with IPv6. Every cell will get a globally routable IPv6 address. Now, how often it will change, I don't know.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 27, 2018 10:33 PM (f1Vqw)

231 Here's a question. What music would you like to have your loved ones play at your funeral.
Artist and song.


J.S. Bach, from Cantata 147:

Jesus bleibet meine Freude,
Meines Herzens Trost und Saft,
Jesus wehret allem Leide,
Er ist meines Lebens Kraft,
Meiner Augen Lust und Sonne,
Meiner Seele Schatz und Wonne;
Darum lass ich Jesum nicht
Aus dem Herzen und Gesicht.


(English):

Jesus will always be my joy,
My heart's comfort and essence,
Jesus is there through all suffering,
He is my life's strength,
The desire and sunshine of my eyes,
My soul's treasure and bliss;
Therefore I will never let Jesus go,
Neither from my heart nor from my face."

https://tinyurl.com/ybjv76b6

The tune is better known to most people as "Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring," but I like the stanza that Bach chose for his cantata (which he wrote, incidentally, for the commemoration of the Visitation, Mary's visit to Elizabeth, traditionally observed on July 2).

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 27, 2018 10:33 PM (3C9q2)

232 225, phrasing....

Posted by: JoeF. at October 27, 2018 10:33 PM (o1fzk)

233 A lot of times, the acts ascribed to barbarians were lies written by the folks they preyed on.

Guess who the Vikings liked to sack a lot?

The monasteries. Back then they were like the banks; that's where the money (re: gold cups and silver sconces and such) was.

So guess who got to write about the Vikings?

That's correct; the monks wrote and rewrote a lot of the history of Britain, the Anglos and the Saxons and the Vikings.

I have a feeling they weren't averse to putting in some made up stories.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 27, 2018 10:33 PM (O0+Wj)

234 I live out in the boonies in an area with large lots. Very inefficient place for trick or treating, it takes a few mins to walk from house to house. So nobody ever shows up.

All the action is in subdivisions with housed packed in like sardines. Very efficient for kids, door to door in 15 seconds.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 27, 2018 10:34 PM (p+DdD)

235 226 Carbon monoxide smells
Posted by: rickl at October 27, 2018 10:30 PM (sdi6R)

Can confirm that: it does not.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2018 10:31 PM (mS+Df)



That people have died in tents because they didn't realize their heat source was producing to much carbon monoxide would indicate that it doesn't smell.

Posted by: buzzion at October 27, 2018 10:34 PM (cAnNx)

236 Elizabeth Montgomery and Tom Poston staring in this episode of Thriller.

She was a looker.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 27, 2018 10:34 PM (9J7Sc)

237 There's rumored to be some gay porn that features B+rry being pounded in the ass by a Yale frat house gang bang train. Porn Star lawyer is handing out the spiked solo cups to the attendees. Stormy has the condom detail. Dr. Ford has her lie detector set up between two front doors. It's supposed to be hilarious.

Posted by: torabora at October 27, 2018 10:34 PM (Xo0ot)

238 anyone here do "Trick or Drink" with their neighbors?

it's the adult version of "Trick or Treat"...


Posted by: redc1c4 at October 27, 2018 10:34 PM (v9rtm)

239 Feel good story was literally in my neighborhood. What a way to make the ONT.

Evenin' y'all.

Posted by: The Cookie Man at October 27, 2018 10:35 PM (mGVGg)

240 Guess who the Vikings liked to sack a lot?

The Packers?

Posted by: dartist at October 27, 2018 10:35 PM (K22Va)

241 "Oh, and Fist!


Posted by: Tonypete"

You can just stand over there in the corner...

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 27, 2018 10:35 PM (DjIXP)

242 You can have him, I don*t want him, he*s too dead for me. Sung to the toon of the she*s too fat for me polka.

Posted by: Archer at October 27, 2018 10:36 PM (nd5mm)

243 221 This is National Black Cat Day. Really!
Posted by: Krampus at October 27, 2018 10:29 PM (CAiyM)

Awesome! My black cat just "snuck" into the garage.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at October 27, 2018 10:36 PM (Rz2Nc)

244 Anybody else find it 'curious' that @Ryan Saavedra was listening to the
scanner in Philly and when he heard the name of the shooter, went to
twitter, gab, and facefuck to try and grab screenshots of his stuff and
saw them being deleted before his eyes?
The shooter was on the ground with bullet-holes in him.
Who was 'cleaning-up' his social media history, and why?
It was very fast, as soon as the name came out.
Who is "The Janitor" for these folks?
Is it a service, like 'insurance' you buy?

Posted by: ChrisP at October 27, 2018 10:36 PM (L83ao)

245 Well, something smells in car exhaust, I guess it wasn't carbon monoxide.

Posted by: rickl at October 27, 2018 10:36 PM (sdi6R)

246 One thing I found interesting - I probably learned it here - "An Eye For An Eye" is often mentioned today as some sort of barbaric relic from days gone by, but in point of fact at the time of its inception, it was a very liberal concept.

What it meant was, that any punishment for a crime should be proportionate and not excessive. See the difference? It was a very enlightened perspective.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 27, 2018 10:37 PM (JCbo4)

247 "Guess who the Vikings liked to sack a lot?"

There's a whole horde of them maraudin' Visigoths to see ya'll!

Posted by: Eric Idle in Blackface at October 27, 2018 10:37 PM (DjIXP)

248 Here's a question. What music would you like to have your loved ones play at your funeral?
Artist and song...
.....................
"Ain`t going down this time"...Tony Joe White

Posted by: Tentotwo at October 27, 2018 10:37 PM (yhf6w)

249 Here's a question. What music would you like to have your loved ones play at your funeral.
Artist and song.
---
Jerry Garcia. Ripple.

Posted by: Krampus at October 27, 2018 10:38 PM (CAiyM)

250 Posted by: rickl at October 27, 2018 10:36 PM (sdi6R)

combustion gases.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 27, 2018 10:38 PM (O0+Wj)

251 Twasn't the cough that carried him off
but the coffin they carried him off in




I remember Willie:


Little Willie, from the mirror
Licked the mercury all off;
Thinking, in his childish error
It would cure the whooping cough.
At the funeral Willie's mother
Said to Mrs. Brown,
"'Twas a chilly day for Willie
When the mercury went down."

Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2018 10:39 PM (mUa7G)

252

Here's a question. What music would you like to have your loved ones play at your funeral.

Artist and song.


Emerson, Lake ampersand Palmer - Jerusalem

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 27, 2018 10:39 PM (HaL55)

253 249 Here's a question. What music would you like to have your loved ones play at your funeral.
Artist and song.
---
Jerry Garcia. Ripple.
Posted by: Krampus at October 27, 2018 10:38 PM (CAiyM)


That's a good one too. Or Black Peter.

Posted by: rickl at October 27, 2018 10:40 PM (sdi6R)

254 home run sox

Posted by: grammie winger is back to cold drizzly grey cold Wisconsin. WHY? WHY? at October 27, 2018 10:40 PM (lwiT4)

255 Dont care what happens at my funeral. Dont care if there is one at all, prolly better use of the money spent on funerals.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 27, 2018 10:40 PM (Y0mwa)

256 Dodgers shouldn't have pulled Hill out.

Posted by: junior at October 27, 2018 10:41 PM (cSguU)

257 Moreland 3 run pinch hit dinger! Right back in it. LA 4-3

Posted by: tu3031 at October 27, 2018 10:41 PM (jDF8P)

258 Anybody surprised the Sox are coming back?

Posted by: Hands at October 27, 2018 10:41 PM (786Ro)

259 Somebody better wake up Bluebell

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 27, 2018 10:41 PM (PkVlr)

260 bluebell, I hope you are watching. 3 run homer. Dodgers 4, Sox 3.

Never give up.
Never surrender.

Posted by: JTB at October 27, 2018 10:41 PM (V+03K)

261 Aw! My useless defective kitty murdered a mouse :3

Really glad I didn't find that with my bare feet.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2018 10:42 PM (mS+Df)

262 244 Anybody else find it 'curious' that @Ryan Saavedra was listening to the
scanner in Philly and when he heard the name of the shooter, went to
twitter, gab, and facefuck to try and grab screenshots of his stuff and
saw them being deleted before his eyes?
The shooter was on the ground with bullet-holes in him.
Who was 'cleaning-up' his social media history, and why?
It was very fast, as soon as the name came out.
Who is "The Janitor" for these folks?
Is it a service, like 'insurance' you buy?
Posted by: ChrisP at October 27, 2018 10:36 PM (L83ao)

Same service that was in REAL TIME cleaning of Ford's crap? The one who was going after Kavanaugh?

The Data Wars have begun... most just don't know it yet.

Posted by: Don Q. at October 27, 2018 10:42 PM (NgKpN)

263 Anybody surprised the Sox are coming back?

Posted by: Hands at October 27, 2018 10:41 PM (786Ro)



I was kind of hoping they would DIAF.

Posted by: grammie winger is back to cold drizzly grey cold Wisconsin. WHY? WHY? at October 27, 2018 10:42 PM (lwiT4)

264 Music at my funeral?


Yakkity Sax.

And the pallbearers had damn well better BOOGIE!

*shaken, not stirred*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 27, 2018 10:42 PM (QzJWU)

265 Funeral music: my husbands knows I want How Great Thou Art, and the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything. I hope people sing along.

Posted by: Moki at October 27, 2018 10:42 PM (mFoNl)

266 Well, the WS game has gotten interesting.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&Vislookingforwardtospringtraining at October 27, 2018 10:43 PM (d6Ksn)

267 damn - just discovered Steve Vai 'Modern Primitive'

Wow, that beekeeper can wail.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 27, 2018 10:43 PM (LL1Be)

268 I was kind of hoping they would DIAF.
Posted by: grammie winger is back to cold drizzly grey cold Wisconsin. WHY? WHY? at October 27, 2018 10:42 PM (lwiT4)
----------

HEY!!!!

Hi JTB, I just happened to look in and I see that I have another friend besides Donna. Thank you!

Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2018 10:44 PM (U5tDi)

269 Moki - You're doing Veggie Tales at your funeral?? BRILLIANT!

Posted by: grammie winger is back to cold drizzly grey cold Wisconsin. WHY? WHY? at October 27, 2018 10:44 PM (lwiT4)

270 A lot of times, the acts ascribed to barbarians were lies written by the folks they preyed on.

Guess who the Vikings liked to sack a lot?

The monasteries. Back then they were like the banks; that's where the money (re: gold cups and silver sconces and such) was.

So guess who got to write about the Vikings?

That's correct; the monks wrote and rewrote a lot of the history of Britain, the Anglos and the Saxons and the Vikings.

I have a feeling they weren't averse to putting in some made up stories.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 27, 2018 10:33 PM (O0+Wj)


Nice, except that it actually comes from (much later) sagas written by the vikings' own descendants, I think. The historicity of the blood eagle IS in doubt, but it wasn't written down by monks whose monasteries had just been sacked.

Posted by: Grey Fox at October 27, 2018 10:44 PM (bZ7mE)

271 I've been playing mostly indoors since September. Queen of the court three times last week!

Posted by: Ladyl

-----
Good for you - doing the 'ettes proud!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2018 10:44 PM (9rIkM)

272 anyone here do "Trick or Drink" with their neighbors?

No , but quicklearner here.
Please to explain?

Posted by: mikeyG at October 27, 2018 10:44 PM (LL1Be)

273 Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2018 10:44 PM (9rIkM)


What did you think of the music choices for dad's memorial service next Sat?

Posted by: Ladyl at October 27, 2018 10:45 PM (TdMsT)

274 Did the nazi shooter survive today. If he did damnit. Does pa have a death penalty. Do the use it. ????

Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable at October 27, 2018 10:46 PM (0OmEj)

275 One thing I found interesting - I probably learned it here - "An Eye For An Eye" is often mentioned today as some sort of barbaric relic from days gone by, but in point of fact at the time of its inception, it was a very liberal concept.

What it meant was, that any punishment for a crime should be proportionate and not excessive. See the difference? It was a very enlightened perspective.


"An eye for an eye" is a quote from the Bible.

Posted by: Grey Fox at October 27, 2018 10:46 PM (bZ7mE)

276 Dont care what happens at my funeral. Dont care if there is one at all, prolly better use of the money spent on funerals.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker



Use the money for hookers and coke.
Everyone do a line off the coffin.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2018 10:47 PM (J/LQs)

277 https://tinyurl.com/h7t5y66

More funeral choices.

" So tell me, how does it feel to be the enemy?"

Posted by: mikeyG at October 27, 2018 10:47 PM (LL1Be)

278 Bluebell! You're back!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 27, 2018 10:47 PM (PkVlr)

279 Y'no, that Jimmy Kimmel riff on Karl Malone really IS pretty offensive. Oh, I'm not saying it's a major crime nor wicked enough to lose a job over. But I do think it's worth boos and raspberries.

I actually think it IS very bad taste for a white guy to put on black face, fake a ghetto accent, and act stupid and ignorant. If you want to make fun of Karl Malone, have a black guy do it.







Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 27, 2018 10:47 PM (Rxduq)

280
Posted by: grammie winger is back to cold drizzly grey cold Wisconsin. WHY? WHY? at October 27, 2018 10:42 PM (lwiT4)
Grammie, I was in Ixonia last Saturday in a near blizzard. Hope you enjoyed your trip to Arizona.

Posted by: dartist at October 27, 2018 10:47 PM (K22Va)

281 Krampus #221:
This is National Black Cat Day. Really!

Nice black caturday pix at bluebirdofbitterness.com

I thought she was kidding about it.

Posted by: mindful webworker - some of my best friends are black cats at October 27, 2018 10:47 PM (azMLc)

282 Wish I could read lips

Posted by: Hands at October 27, 2018 10:47 PM (786Ro)

283 bluebell - I luv ya. But I can't do AL. It's not real baseball.

Posted by: grammie winger is back to cold drizzly grey cold Wisconsin. WHY? WHY? at October 27, 2018 10:48 PM (lwiT4)

284 I guess I'll watch NC State lose this game - dangit - and then get some rest. Y'all don't burn the house down.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 27, 2018 10:48 PM (0NAbP)

285 261 Aw! My useless defective kitty murdered a mouse :3

Really glad I didn't find that with my bare feet.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2018 10:42 PM (mS+Df)

Good Kitty!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at October 27, 2018 10:48 PM (Rz2Nc)

286 What did you think of the music choices for dad's memorial service next Sat?

Posted by: Ladyl
----VERY nice! I wasn't familiar with "Well Done" - had to go give it a listen.

They are terrific - beautiful music for a great man.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2018 10:49 PM (9rIkM)

287 Black Peter lyrics:

https://genius.com/Grateful-dead-black-peter-lyrics

See here how everything
Lead up to this day
And it's just like
Any other day
That's ever been


That's about the day you die. To everyone else, it's just another ordinary day.

Kind of sobering.

Posted by: rickl at October 27, 2018 10:49 PM (sdi6R)

288 Song for my funeral?

A Mighty Fortress Is Our God.

https://youtu.be/yc0_qhkZ9iw

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 27, 2018 10:49 PM (VciX2)

289 Music at my funeral?


Yakkity Sax.

And the pallbearers had damn well better BOOGIE!

*shaken, not stirred*

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim



I want tasers passed out at mine.
Last one standing gets my shit.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2018 10:49 PM (J/LQs)

290 @275 "An eye for an eye" is a quote from the Bible.

---------------------


And the Bible implemented it as a way of saying "none of this tribal or personal vengeance nonsense."

Posted by: junior at October 27, 2018 10:49 PM (cSguU)

291 "On Eagles Wings," by Michael Joncas. I play it all the time on guitar.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 27, 2018 10:49 PM (+fPHo)

292 Grammie, I was in Ixonia last Saturday in a near blizzard. Hope you enjoyed your trip to Arizona.


Posted by: dartist at October 27, 2018 10:47 PM (K22Va)



Last Saturday I was in some vortex in the mountains of Sedona. Beautiful. Full of nutballs though.

Posted by: grammie winger is back to cold drizzly grey cold Wisconsin. WHY? WHY? at October 27, 2018 10:49 PM (lwiT4)

293 If I had all the songs I wanted played at my funeral, those poor people would never make it to the after-celebration.
Posted by: grammie winger is back to cold drizzly grey cold Wisconsin. WHY? WHY? at October 27, 2018 10:18 PM (lwiT4)


I hope you'll include Steve Goodman's "A Dying Cubs Fan's Last Request":

https://tinyurl.com/ybff7gbg

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 27, 2018 10:50 PM (3C9q2)

294 They are terrific - beautiful music for a great man.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2018 10:49 PM (9rIkM)

Thanks--so much to choose from. It makes me a bit nervous.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 27, 2018 10:50 PM (TdMsT)

295 Posted by: grammie winger is back to cold drizzly grey cold Wisconsin. WHY? WHY? at October 27, 2018 10:42 PM (lwiT4)


What happened to preacher hubby in MA.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 27, 2018 10:50 PM (9J7Sc)

296 Since Backwards Boy took mine, I am having my funeral with a big ass pipe organ playing Karn Evil.

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at October 27, 2018 10:51 PM (yScAF)

297 Is that non-GMO mini salad?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 27, 2018 10:51 PM (qUahL)

298 vulvapaper.com

It's real.


And it's spectacular.

https://tinyurl.com/ychcp8yg

Posted by: mikeyG at October 27, 2018 10:51 PM (LL1Be)

299 Basement Cat - that sure would be good for the after party.

Posted by: grammie winger is back to cold drizzly grey cold Wisconsin. WHY? WHY? at October 27, 2018 10:52 PM (lwiT4)

300 Thanks Grammie! I taught a lot of preschool Sunday School, and Veggie tales were a big part of that. The Pirates song was my favorite. That and the water buffalo song. Heck, if people sang the entire veggie repertoire, I would smile from heaven!

Posted by: Moki at October 27, 2018 10:52 PM (mFoNl)

301 I've been having passport issues but I will be going to Uganda on Thursday. And I'm looking forward to it.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at October 27, 2018 10:52 PM (nBr1j)

302
"Hi JTB, I just happened to look in and I see that I have another friend besides Donna."
I'd be less friendly if the Crew had won Game 7 of the NLDS. *sigh* That game will give me a pain in the heart every time I think of it. Maybe before I die I'll see the Brewers in the WS. Maybe.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&Vislookingforwardtospringtraining at October 27, 2018 10:53 PM (d6Ksn)

303 Since Backwards Boy took mine, I am having my funeral with a big ass pipe organ playing Karn Evil.

Posted by: Deacon Bleau
----
Played at maximum volume!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2018 10:53 PM (9rIkM)

304 What happened to preacher hubby in MA.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 27, 2018 10:50 PM (9J7Sc)



Mine's next to me on the sofa in the ice-hole known as Wisconsin. Did something happen to Fen's husband while I was gone?

Posted by: grammie winger is back to cold drizzly grey cold Wisconsin. WHY? WHY? at October 27, 2018 10:53 PM (lwiT4)

305 Sevendust - Waffle
Muh Funeral Mixtape...

https://tinyurl.com/paa42mh

Posted by: mikeyG at October 27, 2018 10:54 PM (LL1Be)

306 Donna - Little Winger was at Brewers Game 7.

Posted by: grammie winger is back to cold drizzly grey cold Wisconsin. WHY? WHY? at October 27, 2018 10:54 PM (lwiT4)

307 Hello there, Miss Miley. Have you got a choice for the question of the evening in re: funeral songs?

Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2018 10:54 PM (mS+Df)

308 Here's a question. What music would you like to have your loved ones play at your funeral.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 27, 2018 10:12 PM (mvenn)

Pretty Fly For A White Guy

Posted by: Vanya at October 27, 2018 10:55 PM (7PLM4)

309 vulvapaper.com

It's real.

And it's spectacular.

https://tinyurl.com/ychcp8yg


Posted by: mikeyG

Mikey, I don't quite know what to say about that paper other than I never thought to classify them based on *style*.

The things you learn here.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2018 10:56 PM (9rIkM)

310 You could have used the version of Welcome To My Nightmare from Alice's Muppet Show appearance.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 27, 2018 10:56 PM (vvGFG)

311
Autoblow: $160.

From that vulva paper:
-------------------------------------

In this work, we examine data collected during the Autoblow Vaginal Beauty Contest...

We used the contest data to assess the diversity in vulval morphology and voters' preference for different morphologies. Labia length, protuberance, and rugosity data coded on images submitted to the contest allowed us to classify vulvas into six styles based on an increasing degree of protrusion and complexity. Roughly 51% of voters preferred the first two classes of non-protruding, simple labia. The other 49% favored the four more complex vulva classes.

--------------------------------------

So, innies vs outies.

https://vaginacontest.com/

If any 'Ettes want to submit "data".

I'm suspicious of that, because anyone knows the plural is "vulvae".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 27, 2018 10:56 PM (f1Vqw)

312 Ah, the Sandy Denny and FPC version is very nice! The original version, I take it. I think Judy Collins covered it, but this version is really good. I vaguely remember that when it was released. I was young. Who knows where the time goes? The DJ could follow that up with "White Bird" by the band "It's a Beautiful Day", sort of another more obscure tune.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 27, 2018 10:56 PM (JCbo4)

313 Maybe another song I'd pick for my funeral is The Pogues-Body of an American. I'm not Baltimore Police but I still like it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 27, 2018 10:56 PM (VciX2)

314 Yep, Jimmy Fallon impersonated Chris Rock in full blackface.

https://youtu.be/E37BSMRA7-o

Posted by: buzzion at October 27, 2018 10:57 PM (cAnNx)

315 I hope you'll include Steve Goodman's "A Dying Cubs Fan's Last Request":



https://tinyurl.com/ybff7gbg

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 27, 2018 10:50 PM (3C9q2)
Absolutely great song, but not really relevant since 2016. Goodman was a wonderful entertainer. It's a shame he died so young - and just a few days before the Cubs clinched the NL Eastern division title.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&Vislookingforwardtospringtraining at October 27, 2018 10:57 PM (d6Ksn)

316 I can't believe wazzu won! I am actually feeling faint, must have more wine to aid my recovery. Go cougs!!!

Posted by: IC at October 27, 2018 10:57 PM (4lu7W)

317 "Nice, except that it actually comes from (much
later) sagas written by the vikings' own descendants, I think. The
historicity of the blood eagle IS in doubt, but it wasn't written down
by monks whose monasteries had just been sacked.

Posted by: Grey Fox"

Lemon Curry?

Posted by: Viking on Horseback at October 27, 2018 10:57 PM (DjIXP)

318 Last Saturday I was in some vortex in the mountains of Sedona. Beautiful. Full of nutballs though.

Nice country where a bunch of old hippies live.

Posted by: dartist at October 27, 2018 10:57 PM (K22Va)

319
297 Is that non-GMO mini salad?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 27, 2018 10:51 PM (qUahL)


Dahlin'!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 27, 2018 10:58 PM (TdMsT)

320 Tie game

Posted by: grammie winger is back to cold drizzly grey cold Wisconsin. WHY? WHY? at October 27, 2018 10:58 PM (lwiT4)

321 Tied up!

Posted by: tu3031 at October 27, 2018 10:58 PM (jDF8P)

322 Can't say I care what music is played at my funeral.

Posted by: SMH at October 27, 2018 10:58 PM (02wWr)

323 So that's ABC that doesn't mind that Kimmel performed in blackface. And NBC doesn't mind that both Fallon and Hammond performed blackface.

But MeAgain got fired for saying it can be ok to do what those shitheads actually did on the network.

Posted by: buzzion at October 27, 2018 10:58 PM (cAnNx)

324 Home run! Game tied!

Posted by: JTB at October 27, 2018 10:58 PM (V+03K)

325 Amazing WS stat:

Last night's game lasted 7 hours and 20 minutes.

The *entire* 1939 WS lasted 7 hours and 5 minutes.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at October 27, 2018 10:58 PM (icI8A)

326 Good guys tie it!

I will never be allowed to sleep, will I/

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 27, 2018 10:59 PM (fuK7c)

327 306
Donna - Little Winger was at Brewers Game 7.


Posted by: grammie winger is back to cold drizzly grey cold Wisconsin. WHY? WHY? at October 27, 2018 10:54 PM (lwiT4)
My sister was at Game 6. A much happier event.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&Vislookingforwardtospringtraining at October 27, 2018 10:59 PM (d6Ksn)

328 Watched that monty pythons thing in the side bar. It seems like John Cleese has been an insufferable douchebag his whole life.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2018 10:59 PM (9Om/r)

329
And no, it's not a vagina contest, it's a vulva contest.

This drives me crazy, calling a vulva a vagina. It's like calling your mouth your esophagus.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 27, 2018 10:59 PM (f1Vqw)

330 Why the hell didn't the Red Sox play like this when I was growing up and kistening to the games on my AM only radio?

Posted by: JTB at October 27, 2018 11:00 PM (V+03K)

331 Well might be another late baseball night in L.A.

Posted by: IC at October 27, 2018 11:00 PM (4lu7W)

332 Just a couple of kids from Atlanta.
"Over medicated"
https://tinyurl.com/y72wxxvj

Posted by: mikeyG at October 27, 2018 11:00 PM (LL1Be)

333 Crap on a stick.

Posted by: grammie winger is back to cold drizzly grey cold Wisconsin. WHY? WHY? at October 27, 2018 11:00 PM (lwiT4)

334 "take this j*b and shove it" might be a great funeral song...

"does anyone know the way to San Antone?" is another

and there's always "Garryowen", of course.

Velox et Mortifer!

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 27, 2018 11:00 PM (v9rtm)

335 328:328 Watched that monty pythons thing in the side bar. It seems like John Cleese has been an insufferable douchebag his whole life.


Yep. He's an Upper Class Twit.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 27, 2018 11:01 PM (VciX2)

336 How Great thou art is hard to sing,too low
i prefer Unto the hills

Posted by: Lord Percy's Cracked Chamber Pot at October 27, 2018 11:01 PM (jIjhw)

337 329
And no, it's not a vagina contest, it's a vulva contest.

This drives me crazy, calling a vulva a vagina. It's like calling your mouth your esophagus.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 27, 2018 10:59 PM (f1Vqw)


Embarrassing to say, but I kinda don't remember all the names of the accessories down there. It's been a long time since health class...

Posted by: Ladyl at October 27, 2018 11:01 PM (TdMsT)

338 This drives me crazy, calling a vulva a vagina. It's like calling your mouth your esophagus.

Posted by: publius
---
None of us Morons claim to be expert. Much more research is needed.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2018 11:01 PM (9rIkM)

339 325
Amazing WS stat:

Last night's game lasted 7 hours and 20 minutes.

The *entire* 1939 WS lasted 7 hours and 5 minutes.


Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at October 27, 2018 10:58 PM (icI8A)
I read it wasn't at all uncommon for games in Babe Ruth's day to be over in an hour. They didn't have breaks for TV commercials and they just didn't dick around as much. No stepping out of the batter's box to adjust gloves and stroll around, no 5 minute pauses on the mound to contemplate what pitch to throw next.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&Vislookingforwardtospringtraining at October 27, 2018 11:02 PM (d6Ksn)

340 Amazing WS stat:

Last night's game lasted 7 hours and 20 minutes.

The *entire* 1939 WS lasted 7 hours and 5 minutes.
---
how long was the game W/O commercials?

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 27, 2018 11:03 PM (v9rtm)

341 337 329
And no, it's not a vagina contest, it's a vulva contest.

This drives me crazy, calling a vulva a vagina. It's like calling your mouth your esophagus.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 27, 2018 10:59 PM (f1Vqw)


Embarrassing to say, but I kinda don't remember all the names of the accessories down there. It's been a long time since health class...

Posted by: Ladyl at October 27, 2018 11:01 PM (TdMsT)



Who cares what you're calling it as long as it feels good.

Posted by: buzzion at October 27, 2018 11:03 PM (cAnNx)

342 I am guessing the three people from Cuba who viewed the VaginaBeautiful contest page were Fidel, Raul and Miguel Diaz-Canel.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2018 11:03 PM (mUa7G)

343 @330 Why the hell didn't the Red Sox play like this when I was growing up and kistening to the games on my AM only radio?

---------------------

The Curse of the Bambino hadn't yet been lifted.

Posted by: junior at October 27, 2018 11:03 PM (cSguU)

344 This drives me crazy, calling a vulva a vagina. It's like calling your mouth your esophagus.

It's all just Playdoh and bacon.

And teeth. My God.

The teeth.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 27, 2018 11:03 PM (LL1Be)

345 My kitten Ace was sure happy to see me when I picked him up from the S/N clinic. He saw me and was like "Thank God you're here! You wouldn't believe what they did to me in there!"

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 27, 2018 11:03 PM (DjIXP)

346
Who cares what you're calling it as long as it feels good.
Posted by: buzzion at October 27, 2018 11:03 PM (cAnNx)


Um...yes.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 27, 2018 11:03 PM (TdMsT)

347
331
Well might be another late baseball night in L.A.

Posted by: IC at October 27, 2018 11:00 PM (4lu7W)

Both teams are hitting tonight, so I doubt it will go on that long.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&Vislookingforwardtospringtraining at October 27, 2018 11:05 PM (d6Ksn)

348 Forget all the above ground tunes. Taps, and one last fox hole.

Posted by: dartist at October 27, 2018 11:05 PM (K22Va)

349 Does everyone know about this tatted, pierced #WalkAway chick called Salty Circus?
https://bit.ly/2yAY5Kf

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2018 11:05 PM (13CQC)

350 "does anyone know the way to San Antone?" is another
---
it's "Is anyone going to San Antone? you idiot!

as opposed to that stupid song about San Jose, where no one in their right mind wants to go these days.

idiota!

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 27, 2018 11:06 PM (v9rtm)

351 >> Who cares what you're calling it as long as it feels good.

Don't name it Brad.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 27, 2018 11:06 PM (f1Vqw)

352 This drives me crazy, calling a vulva a vagina. It's like calling your mouth your esophagus.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 27, 2018 10:59 PM (f1Vqw)


I got to read a lot of medical reports from Children's Advocacy Centers. The MDs and RNs writing those reports regularly conflated those two anatomical terms.

At least I never got one that talked about a "front hole".

Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2018 11:06 PM (mUa7G)

353 Posted by: Donna&&&&&&Vislookingforwardtospringtraining at October 27, 2018 11:02 PM (d6Ksn)

Football also suffers this, of course. 60 minute game takes four freaking hours.

Posted by: Vanya at October 27, 2018 11:06 PM (7PLM4)

354 This drives me crazy, calling a vulva a vagina. It's like calling your mouth your esophagus.

It's all just Playdoh and bacon.

And teeth. My God.

The teeth.
Posted by: mikeyG at October 27, 2018 11:03 PM (LL1Be)

Vagina Dentata?

Posted by: Sigmund Freud at October 27, 2018 11:07 PM (2m1vT)

355 Hey Bluebell finally made in back from TX. Great to see everyone there.

Posted by: Ghost of Bob Crane at October 27, 2018 11:07 PM (p71y9)

356 "Copic called together a team of six people to collect blowjob data from
watching porn. These were not statistics or machine learning experts,
just friends and confidants willing to help with an absurd task. They
created a system for annotating 109 hours of blowjob videos-1,200 oral
sex video clips in total-by animating a cartoon head and penis on a
movable slider they could adjust with a mouse as they watched the porn
videos. Copic told me in an email that they named the head "Sliderman."



Women think that when they reject men for sex ? It's over.



It ain't over.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 27, 2018 11:07 PM (LL1Be)

357 and there's always "Garryowen", of course.

Velox et Mortifer!
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 27, 2018 11:00 PM (v9rtm)


I was a little curious about what Army folks would choose, having no insight into that sort of thing myself.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2018 11:07 PM (mS+Df)

358 "Football also suffers this, of course. 60 minute game takes four freaking hours.

Posted by: Vanya"

And the last 5 minutes of a college basketball game.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 27, 2018 11:07 PM (DjIXP)

359 @353 60 minute game takes four freaking hours.
---------------------

And the last two minutes takes one of those hours.

Posted by: junior at October 27, 2018 11:08 PM (cSguU)

360 The one thing about baseball I don't like is all the chewing and spitting. Don't really care to see it close up in HD.

Posted by: IC at October 27, 2018 11:09 PM (4lu7W)

361 >>Mine's next to me on the sofa

You let him on the furniture!?!!

Posted by: Krampus at October 27, 2018 11:09 PM (CAiyM)

362 Goodman was a wonderful entertainer.

Agreed. I just wish he had written something equally good about those other recurrent NL losers, the Phillies. There is, however, a 1976 song (IOW, 4 years before they won their first WS) called "Phillies Fever," recorded by Mike Schmidt, Greg "The Bull" Luzinski, Larry Bowa, David Cash, and Garry Maddox. Yeah, they sing about as well as you'd expect from a bunch of baseball players, but it's still pretty funny. One of the commenters said that it sounds "like a theme song to a '70s buddy cop show."

https://tinyurl.com/y8sygjjx

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 27, 2018 11:10 PM (3C9q2)

363 Never did get Monty Python, so sue me

Posted by: Lord Percy's Cracked Chamber Pot at October 27, 2018 11:11 PM (jIjhw)

364 My tennis club had a Halloween carnival for the kids today. The costumes were great. The superhero costumes were especially good. I had a much needed feel good laugh.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 27, 2018 11:11 PM (2DOZq)

365 Hello there, Miss Miley. Have you got a choice for the question of the evening in re: funeral songs?
Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2018 10:54 PM (mS+Df)

I've never chosen a funeral song, hogmartin, other than the ones played at my husband's funeral. He composed them. Listen to "Evergreen" at http://timsullivanstudio.com/music

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 27, 2018 11:11 PM (qUahL)

366 My tennis club had a Halloween carnival for the kids today. The costumes were great. The superhero costumes were especially good. I had a much needed feel good laugh.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 27, 2018 11:11 PM (2DO


Did you play this week?

Posted by: Ladyl at October 27, 2018 11:12 PM (TdMsT)

367

Since Backwards Boy took mine, I am having my funeral with a big ass pipe organ playing Karn Evil.

Speaking of big ass pipe organs, I ran across this the other day. It's a story of some guy who bought the old Fox movie studio house pipe organ from the silent days.
https://tinyurl.com/y8glcxhh

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 27, 2018 11:12 PM (HaL55)

368
The vulva is term for the entirety of the external female genitalia.

That vagina is the muscular tube that leads from the vulva to the cervix. You don't see that unless you use a speculum and flashlight. It used to be euphemistically called the "birth canal" a lot.

But there is this tendency to use "vagina" to refer to the whole kit and kaboodle and it has just always annoyed me.

Believe or not, this is a hot topic, and they get a lot of complaints from readers of magazines and such about that.

Some feminist wrote some piece about it, saying "I'm gonna call it a vagina, because I want to, and I don't care what you patriarchal men say it's called".

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yd54dnjm

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 27, 2018 11:12 PM (f1Vqw)

369 Vagina Dentata?
Posted by: Sigmund Freud at October 27, 2018 11:07 PM (2m1vT)


I never understood what The Police were thinking when they titled their albums.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2018 11:13 PM (mUa7G)

370 358 "Football also suffers this, of course. 60 minute game takes four freaking hours.

Posted by: Vanya"

And the last 5 minutes of a college basketball game.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 27, 2018 11:07 PM (DjIXP)

I especially hate that when it preempts the next program.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 27, 2018 11:13 PM (2DOZq)

371 And no, it's not a vagina contest, it's a vulva contest.

Posted by: publius
---I'll bet the feats of strength will be epic viewing.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2018 11:13 PM (9rIkM)

372 Hey everybody.

Wow, Dodgers choking (as usual) after all those runs in the previous inning.

Coach Dave just let out his worst threat to the team: "If we lose tonight, no hookers for you!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2018 11:13 PM (miE9U)

373 it's "Is anyone going to San Antone? you idiot!
-----------

Don't matter, I'll be in Amarillo by morning.

Posted by: George Strait at October 27, 2018 11:13 PM (/dN1M)

374 HAH

My 'perfect' Funeral Song!!!

https: //tinyurl.com/ycwh6bkp

Posted by: mikeyG at October 27, 2018 11:14 PM (LL1Be)

375 Here's a question. What music would you like to have your loved ones play at your funeral.
--------------------------------------------
I suppose that the Bee Gees' "Staying Alive" would confuse the guests, eh?

"Just As I Am"
Gounod's "O Divine Redeemer"

"Glorious Things of Thee Are Spoken" (to the Haydn melody) would make a great recessional.



Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 27, 2018 11:14 PM (Rxduq)

376 >>>-I'll bet the feats of strength will be epic viewing.

OK, you've unleashed the kraken on this topic. You're just encouraging him.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 27, 2018 11:15 PM (qUahL)

377 as opposed to that stupid song about San Jose, where no one in their right mind wants to go these days.

idiota!
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 27, 2018 11:06 PM (v9rtm)

Posted by: Surfperch, SJ Resident at October 27, 2018 11:15 PM (2m1vT)

378 Some feminist wrote some piece about it, saying "I'm
gonna call it a vagina, because I want to, and I don't care what you
patriarchal men say it's called".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 27, 2018 11:12 PM (f1Vqw)


25 Centuries of accumulated medical knowledge thrown away, "just to show you haters"

*sigh*

Hand me the jar of leeches, I suppose. Yeah, the cautery iron too.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2018 11:16 PM (mUa7G)

379
368
The vulva is term for the entirety of the external female genitalia.

That vagina is the muscular tube that leads from the vulva to the cervix. You don't see that unless you use a speculum and flashlight. It used to be euphemistically called the "birth canal" a lot.

But there is this tendency to use "vagina" to refer to the whole kit and kaboodle and it has just always annoyed me.

Believe or not, this is a hot topic, and they get a lot of complaints from readers of magazines and such about that.

Some feminist wrote some piece about it, saying "I'm gonna call it a vagina, because I want to, and I don't care what you patriarchal men say it's called".

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yd54dnjm



Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 27, 2018 11:12 PM (f1Vqw)



Probably monologued about it.

Posted by: buzzion at October 27, 2018 11:16 PM (cAnNx)

380 I've never chosen a funeral song, hogmartin, other than the ones played at my husband's funeral. He composed them. Listen to "Evergreen" at http://timsullivanstudio.com/music
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 27, 2018 11:11 PM (qUahL)


Miley--that is just beautiful. I assume that is Tim playing. Wow.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 27, 2018 11:17 PM (TdMsT)

381 Centuries of accumulated medical knowledge thrown away, "just to show you haters"

*sigh*

Hand me the jar of leeches, I suppose. Yeah, the cautery iron too.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2018 11:16 PM (mUa7G)

If it's got any white European stuff in it, it's crrrrrap!

Posted by: nutcase at October 27, 2018 11:17 PM (qUahL)

382 vulva = package

vagina = engine


robot = transportation system

Posted by: mikeyG at October 27, 2018 11:17 PM (LL1Be)

383 OK, Red Sox, you get the top of the 9th from me. If nothing happens I'm going to sleep.

You know what you did to me last night.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 27, 2018 11:17 PM (fuK7c)

384 I've never chosen a funeral song, hogmartin, other than the ones played at my husband's funeral. He composed them. Listen to "Evergreen" at http://timsullivanstudio.com/music
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 27, 2018 11:11 PM (qUahL)


Whoa, thank you very much for sharing that.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2018 11:17 PM (mS+Df)

385 I'd rather be in Ann Arbor

Posted by: Lord Percy's Cracked Chamber Pot at October 27, 2018 11:17 PM (jIjhw)

386 There is (I'm not making this up) an association for pipe organ builders. APOBA.org

Sometimes I crank up the subwoofer & JBLs powered by a good old fashioned valve amplifier, and tune in the local national public radio station. The politics and commentary is analogous to being lobotomized, but the jazz & classical programming is quite good.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 27, 2018 11:18 PM (JCbo4)

387 366 My tennis club had a Halloween carnival for the kids today. The costumes were great. The superhero costumes were especially good. I had a much needed feel good laugh.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 27, 2018 11:11 PM (2DO


Did you play this week?
Posted by: Ladyl at October 27, 2018 11:12 PM (TdMsT)

Thursday night and today and probably tomorrow. That's my usual .

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 27, 2018 11:18 PM (2DOZq)

388 Miley--that is just beautiful. I assume that is Tim playing. Wow.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 27, 2018 11:17 PM (TdMsT)

It is, Ladyl. I awakened to that song every morning as he was getting ready to record it, with and without the bell filter.

Posted by: nutcase at October 27, 2018 11:19 PM (qUahL)

389

Wow, Miley, your husband's song Evergreen was great!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 27, 2018 11:19 PM (HaL55)

390 This is a terrible song for a funeral, worse than Butthole Surfers "Pepper" or AOL Nation's "Sail"

but it is Jim Carrol band

https://youtu.be/QPNqojbyIDk

Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2018 11:19 PM (mUa7G)

391 Off for a nap now, been a long week. Got the motion light set up tonight on the back door so I don't trip over the dog in the dark again.

My right hand is still fubar after 2 weeks. Chocolate Labs are fun, but hard to see in the dark. LOL

Posted by: Farmer at October 27, 2018 11:19 PM (yJ1e6)

392 Thursday night and today and probably tomorrow. That's my usual .
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 27, 2018 11:18 PM (2DOZq)


Lucky you! I'm off til Tues but playing six times through Friday next week. Yikes!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 27, 2018 11:19 PM (TdMsT)

393 222 No, actually, nitrogen does work, for that very reason. It's a natural gas that we're all used to breathing and we don't detect any odor. Carbon monoxide smells, and carbon dioxide is what we exhale and would make us choke and gasp for breath.

Breathe pure nitrogen and you notice nothing amiss until you lose consciousness.

Posted by: rickl at October 27, 2018 10:30 PM (sdi6R)

Carbon monoxide is an extremely dangerous gas. It does not smell, so the first you will know about it will be either when your carbon monoxide alarm goes off or when you pass out. Worse yet, if somebody near you notices and drags you outside, it won't do any good - carbon monoxide binds more tightly to hemoglobin than oxygen does, so even if somebody drags you outside, you may still die from it.

Any pure inert gas is an extreme suffocation risk. There have been many accidents from people entering tanks to clean them out only to die because there was no oxygen in the tank. It's very fast, because your lungs happily pass the oxygen out of your blood stream into the surrounding gas (permeable membrane, so the oxygen partial pressure must be the same on both sides). The result is that you pass out in (I think) something like 15 seconds without ever knowing anything is wrong.

Posted by: half a mind at October 27, 2018 11:19 PM (np68J)

394 339
I read it wasn't at all uncommon for games in Babe Ruth's day to be over in an hour. They didn't have breaks for TV commercials and they just didn't dick around as much. No stepping out of the batter's box to adjust gloves and stroll around, no 5 minute pauses on the mound to contemplate what pitch to throw next.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&Vislookingforwardtospringtraining at October 27, 2018 11:02 PM (d6Ksn)


The main thing was no commercials. At the end of an inning, the defensive team ran back to their dugout and the offensive team sent the first batter to the plate. The umpire yelled "Play ball!" There was no break.

But today MLB likes to pretend that intentional walks drag out the game. Yeah, right.

Posted by: rickl at October 27, 2018 11:20 PM (sdi6R)

395 Here's a question. What music would you like to have your loved ones play at your funeral.
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I always said I was going to make one of those ' if your watching this that means I'm dead ' videos.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 27, 2018 11:20 PM (2DOZq)

396 out here.

Fleshlight is giving me " that Look".

Posted by: mikeyG at October 27, 2018 11:20 PM (LL1Be)

397 gosh, that song reminds me of listening to the college radio station on my mono clock radio.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2018 11:20 PM (mUa7G)

398 /off nutcase sock

Thank you, on behalf of my dear departed husband, hogmartin.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 27, 2018 11:21 PM (qUahL)

399 388 Miley--that is just beautiful. I assume that is Tim playing. Wow.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 27, 2018 11:17 PM (TdMsT)

It is, Ladyl. I awakened to that song every morning as he was getting ready to record it, with and without the bell filter.
Posted by: nutcase at October 27, 2018 11:19 PM (qUahL)

The melody is both calming and haunting.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 27, 2018 11:21 PM (TdMsT)

400 240. thread winner.

Posted by: vivi at October 27, 2018 11:21 PM (11H2y)

401 Well, since I'm not a fan of either team, I said I would be watching just for a chance to see some good baseball. Gotta admit these games have not been dull. Incredibly long sometimes but not dull.

Posted by: JTB at October 27, 2018 11:22 PM (V+03K)

402 >> OK, you've unleashed the kraken on this topic. You're just encouraging him.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

Heh. You knew what this would lead to. The cooter weight lifting woman:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8cKH9VBe2Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3sD7IfMVb4

Feats of strength, indeed.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 27, 2018 11:22 PM (f1Vqw)

403 I used to drive a Vulva, but then things got expensive when I had to send it the garage for cervix.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2018 11:22 PM (miE9U)

404 360 The one thing about baseball I don't like is all the chewing and spitting. Don't really care to see it close up in HD.
Posted by: IC at October 27, 2018 11:09 PM (4lu7W)

But the cup adjustments are just fine....

Well, no.

Grabbing your junk in TV is probably not all that attractive.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 27, 2018 11:22 PM (NXsWM)

405 Funeral song huh? I would probably go with Manowar's Valhalla.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2018 11:22 PM (9Om/r)

406 Thank you too, BackwardsBoy!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 27, 2018 11:23 PM (qUahL)

407
Feats of strength, indeed.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 27, 2018 11:22 PM (f1Vqw)

DEEPLY disturbing.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 27, 2018 11:24 PM (TdMsT)

408 This is National Black Cat Day. Really!

My gray tabby says that's rayciss. Are you sure it hasn't been renamed Felines of Color Day?

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 27, 2018 11:24 PM (3C9q2)

409 Garyowen, from the movies, back in the day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m7RPjQxjmA

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 27, 2018 11:24 PM (v9rtm)

410

The UCF station down here plays straight-ahead jazz and my personal favorite, a 4-hr blues program on Saturday nights. All my musician-type buddies listen to it. 89.9 on your FM dial.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 27, 2018 11:24 PM (HaL55)

411 I'm going to go with Don't Worry , Be Happy.

I think it would be funny to leave my friends and family with an ear worm.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 27, 2018 11:26 PM (2DOZq)

412 My father U.S.A. (ret.) is entitled to wear the First Cav combat patch from his tour in South Viet Nam.
Garryowen at a funeral would send me into a puddle.

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at October 27, 2018 11:26 PM (yScAF)

413 Funeral song for me - "Be Still My Soul" by the BYU Chorale:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dszY01hEJuE

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at October 27, 2018 11:26 PM (17IX7)

414 Funeral music: Flowers of the Forest
Amazing Grace
Shelter Me
Stars and Stripes Forever

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at October 27, 2018 11:26 PM (bML9A)

415 Sox take the lead 5-4!

Posted by: tu3031 at October 27, 2018 11:26 PM (jDF8P)

416 Holy shit!!! Sox take the lead!

Posted by: JTB at October 27, 2018 11:26 PM (V+03K)

417 Don't care what they play, won't be there to hear it.
Brother is a church organist, used to play for funerals, said people just ask for absolute crap anymore.

Posted by: Lord Percy's Cracked Chamber Pot at October 27, 2018 11:26 PM (jIjhw)

418 I think it would be funny to leave my friends and family with an ear worm.

There's always "Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Road" for a funeral ear worm.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 27, 2018 11:27 PM (3C9q2)

419 I'm going to go with Don't Worry , Be Happy.

I think it would be funny to leave my friends and family with an ear worm.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 27, 2018 11:26 PM (2DOZq)


Or 4'33, so everyone is sitting uncomfortably and glancing around awkwardly.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2018 11:27 PM (mS+Df)

420 it's "Is anyone going to San Antone? you idiot!
-----------

Don't matter, I'll be in Amarillo by morning


******


Snowin' on Raton

Posted by: Muldoon at October 27, 2018 11:28 PM (mvenn)

421 I'm surprised no one requested "Another One Bites The Dust" by Queen for a funeral song.

Or maybe I'm just weird.

Posted by: JTB at October 27, 2018 11:29 PM (V+03K)

422 I used to drive a Vulva, but then things got expensive when I had to send it the garage for cervix.

not to mention all complaints about the Body Shop.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 27, 2018 11:29 PM (LL1Be)

423 Trannies are fucked up in the head and think mutilating their bodies will fix everything. Then they do it and realize they're still fucked up in the head. And thus the high suicide rate and these regrets and wanting to go back.

I read an abstract of a meta analysis of "sexual reassignment surgery" that noted that a number of studies had shown no psychiatric improvement as a result of the surgeries - that "transgendered" individuals were just as unhappy, just as depressed, and just as suicidal after the surgery as before.

Normally, when a surgical procedure is shown to provide no benefit, the recommendation is to stop doing the surgery.

That wasn't possible in this case, of course (the authors didn't want screaming mobs of "transgender" individuals harassing them), so the paper's recommendation was to provide more counseling after the surgery.

Posted by: The ARC of History at October 27, 2018 11:30 PM (I2/tG)

424 I used to drive a Vulva, but then things got expensive when I had to send it the garage for cervix.


And then they sell you parts for a fair price but really screw you on the labia.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 27, 2018 11:31 PM (fuK7c)

425 Funeral music:

1st choice: Virgil Fox's rendition of Bach's Komm Susser Tod (Come Sweetest Death)

2nd choice: Fresh Aire III - "Amber"

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at October 27, 2018 11:32 PM (j0Oc6)

426 qdpsteve - that was Muldoon level groan worthy.

Posted by: cfo mom at October 27, 2018 11:32 PM (RfzVr)

427 I always thought that pop songs at funerals a little pretentious. You're dead, who cares, and will everyone marvel at your good taste? What's the point. I guess it's how it's done. A high school kid got killed drunken driving in the fog one year in the 70s, his mom played "Songbird" by Fleetwood Mac, scratchiness and all, at the back of the church at the end of the service. I dunno. I can't really hear that song, it's sort of ruined in a way.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 27, 2018 11:33 PM (JCbo4)

428 Brother is a church organist, used to play for funerals, said people just ask for absolute crap anymore.

I bet he has some stories about what people want for wedding music. I know two church organists who have given up on weddings.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 27, 2018 11:33 PM (3C9q2)

429 CFO mom, thanks :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2018 11:33 PM (miE9U)

430 Today's deep millennial political thought:

Maybe a bunch of white slave owners from the 1700s did not come up with the best government ever

https://twitter.com/TheSuzannahLee/status/1054406558921166848

Posted by: The ARC of History at October 27, 2018 11:33 PM (I2/tG)

431 And then they sell you parts for a fair price but really screw you on the labia.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 27, 2018 11:31 PM (fuK7c)

You may owe me a new laptop.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 27, 2018 11:33 PM (qUahL)

432 Transexuals. Gender refers to words; not people.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 27, 2018 11:35 PM (JCbo4)

433 We sang the Doxology at Mom's funeral. Acapella at the graveside.
We used to sing it at Thanksgiving instead of a prayer.

Since then the only time I see family is at funerals.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2018 11:35 PM (mUa7G)

434 That was barrel worthy qdpsteve. Just on general principles.

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at October 27, 2018 11:35 PM (yScAF)

435 No songs for me.
-Get in.
-Get out.
-Enjoy the cheeseburger soup.

But then, on the way out, you might hear...

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) I Always Miss the Sphincter Limericks at October 27, 2018 11:35 PM (Ckg4U)

436 Funeral song for me - "End of the Line."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMVjToYOjbM

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 27, 2018 11:36 PM (qUahL)

437 Deacon, I'm still waiting for MisHum to give me the "big cane" treatment ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 27, 2018 11:36 PM (miE9U)

438 {{{Slap}}}!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 27, 2018 11:37 PM (qUahL)

439 {{{Miley!}}}

Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) I Always Miss the Sphincter Limericks at October 27, 2018 11:38 PM (Ckg4U)

440 430 Today's deep millennial political thought:

Maybe a bunch of white slave owners from the 1700s did not come up with the best government ever

https://twitter.com/TheSuzannahLee/status/1054406558921166848
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Maybe they did. Then what?

Posted by: Common Tater at October 27, 2018 11:38 PM (JCbo4)

441 well this stinks on ice

Posted by: grammie winger is back to cold drizzly grey cold Wisconsin. WHY? WHY? at October 27, 2018 11:41 PM (lwiT4)

442 There you go, grammie.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 27, 2018 11:41 PM (9J7Sc)

443 Sox lead 8-4! Pearce 3 run double

Posted by: tu3031 at October 27, 2018 11:41 PM (jDF8P)

444 >> And then they sell you parts for a fair price but really screw you on the labia.

Threadwinner right there.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 27, 2018 11:41 PM (f1Vqw)

445 Wow! Boston 8, Dodgers 4 on a bases clearing double. Bottom of the ninth inning is going to be tense.

Posted by: JTB at October 27, 2018 11:41 PM (V+03K)

446 Night all - I think the fat lady has sung.

Posted by: grammie winger is back to cold drizzly grey cold Wisconsin. WHY? WHY? at October 27, 2018 11:41 PM (lwiT4)

447 8-4 Boston

Posted by: Krampus at October 27, 2018 11:41 PM (CAiyM)

448 Maybe they did. Then what?

I took a gander at that twitter thread and to its credit, it wasn't completely stupid. Just mostly.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at October 27, 2018 11:42 PM (j0Oc6)

449 Maybe a bunch of white slave owners from the 1700s did not come up with the best government ever

And the South African constitution is superior to the United States constitution.

Posted by: Occassionally Conscious Ruth Bader Ginsburg at October 27, 2018 11:43 PM (I2/tG)

450 G'Night, grammie winger!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) I Always Miss the Sphincter Limericks at October 27, 2018 11:43 PM (Ckg4U)

451 Berserker, how about if you fill in for Logan on the Manowar tour?

Posted by: choogle at October 27, 2018 11:43 PM (fAKhf)

452
There's something good waitin' down this road
I'm pickin' up whatever's mine


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1D3a5eDJIs

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 27, 2018 11:44 PM (qUahL)

453 Nothing against the Dodgers (they are NL after all and play real baseball). But I don't need extra innings tonight. I do need some sleep.

Posted by: JTB at October 27, 2018 11:44 PM (V+03K)

454 419 I'm going to go with Don't Worry , Be Happy.

I think it would be funny to leave my friends and family with an ear worm.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 27, 2018 11:26 PM (2DOZq)

Or 4'33, so everyone is sitting uncomfortably and glancing around awkwardly.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2018 11:27 PM (mS+Df)

That's a Rothko of the music composition .

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 27, 2018 11:45 PM (2DOZq)

455 9-4 Sox

Posted by: tu3031 at October 27, 2018 11:46 PM (jDF8P)

456 Today's deep millennial political thought:

Maybe a bunch of white slave owners from the 1700s did not come up with the best government ever

https://twitter.com/TheSuzannahLee/status/1054406558921166848
-------------

Maybe they did. Then what?
Posted by: Common Tater at October 27, 2018 11:38 PM (JCbo4)

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If it was implemented and adhered to as written, the founders did in fact write a great framing document. It was torn at immediately, and it has continued ever since.

Someone who has twatter should tell this uneducated twat to read the actual phuching document, and then compare it to what we actually do now.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 27, 2018 11:46 PM (I16G8)

457 Maybe a bunch of white slave owners from the 1700s did not come up with the best government ever
-----------

Good point. We should have gone with the Arab slave owners.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2018 11:46 PM (U7Mh9)

458 I want Amazing Grace and The Parting Glass by the High Kings.

Posted by: Aviator at October 27, 2018 11:46 PM (2cuLk)

459 The perfect funeral song is, Hello I must be going by Groucho Marx.

Funny, Succinct and too the point.

Posted by: Kreplach at October 27, 2018 11:46 PM (kT3/m)

460 Sox, can you say lead pipe cinch?

Posted by: Braenyard at October 27, 2018 11:47 PM (9J7Sc)

461 9-4 Boston

Posted by: Krampus at October 27, 2018 11:48 PM (CAiyM)

462 Yeahhh Sox. Awesome. On behalf of all Red Sox fans I would like to personally thank Dodgers manager Dave Roberts for gift wrapping this win. There was zero reason to take out Hill in the 7th. And it's great to hear the crowd - sounds like Fenway.

Posted by: Forheremenaremen at October 27, 2018 11:49 PM (RLiOt)

463 Maybe a bunch of white slave owners from the 1700s did not come up with the best government ever
------------

Well, okay. That tacitly implies that someone else did . Care to tell us about that?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2018 11:50 PM (HTHlp)

464 I took a gander at that twitter thread and to its credit, it wasn't completely stupid. Just mostly.

Left-wing millennials want to abolish the Senate, since the Senate is evil and racist, and denies California the ten Senate seats that it deserves, but it is dawning on them that you'll never abolish the Senate through Constitutional amendment, since three-fourths of the States would have to approve it.

Therefore, the Constitution itself has to be abolished, so that a better, more progressive Constitution can be enacted, over the objections of those pig-ignorant redneck Trump states.

Posted by: The ARC of History at October 27, 2018 11:50 PM (I2/tG)

465 Too tired. To bed for the last half-inning for this guy.

G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) I Always Miss the Sphincter Limericks at October 27, 2018 11:51 PM (Ckg4U)

466 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
4m
Watching the Dodgers/Red Sox final innings. It is amazing how a manager takes out a pitcher who is loose & dominating through almost 7 innings, Rich Hill of Dodgers, and brings in nervous reliever(s) who get shellacked. 4 run lead gone. Managers do it all the time, big mistake!

Posted by: Braenyard at October 27, 2018 11:51 PM (9J7Sc)

467 Goodnight, Slap! Sweet dreams.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 27, 2018 11:52 PM (qUahL)

468 For the bint dissing the Founders:

Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. No one pretends that democracy is perfect or all-wise. Indeed it has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government except for all those other forms that have been tried from time to time.

Winston S Churchill, 11 November 1947

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at October 27, 2018 11:52 PM (yScAF)

469 Stoopid Dodgers.
I was hoping for a 7 game series.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 27, 2018 11:52 PM (Rxduq)

470 Maybe a bunch of white slave owners from the 1700s did not come up with the best government ever
-----------

Good point. We should have gone with the Arab slave owners.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2018 11:46 PM (U7Mh9)

Arabs are white.

Posted by: Surfperch at October 27, 2018 11:53 PM (2m1vT)

471 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

Insty just linked to a Twitter screenshot of a proclamation issued by DJT around 7:30 honoring the victims of the Pittsburgh shooting. Evidently the text isn't yet posted on the Whitehouse.gov website, but you can enlarge the Twitter screenshot and read most of it.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 27, 2018 11:54 PM (3C9q2)

472 Fucking Kimbrell!

Posted by: tu3031 at October 27, 2018 11:55 PM (jDF8P)

473 Indeed it has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government except for all those other forms that have been tried from time to time.

I was going to mention that very quote.

The advantage of democracy is not that you necessarily are going to get good leaders, but that it is easier to get rid of the bad ones.

And, when democracies are faced with truly existential threats, somehow leaders like Lincoln and Churchill rise to power, who would be unelectable in normal times.

Posted by: The ARC of History at October 27, 2018 11:56 PM (I2/tG)

474 I am using my poorly remembered trig skills to help me plan out frames for a greenhouse.
I think I can do one on the cheap by using mildly modified prefabbed metal carport frames.

After I get a quote for the frames and the polycarbonate sheeting, I will get a quote from a horizontal drilling and excavation company about putting in geothermal tubing for air, and then try to get some information about groundwater and temperatures for various depths to see if geothermal even possible.

I have a plan for growing guava.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2018 11:56 PM (mUa7G)

475 430 Today's deep millennial political thought:

Maybe a bunch of white slave owners from the 1700s did not come up with the best government ever

https://twitter.com/TheSuzannahLee/status/1054406558921166848
Posted by: The ARC of History



She then passed the bong to her left.

Maybe she's a Monarchist? Good for her.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 27, 2018 11:56 PM (VciX2)

476 The Constitution allowed us to become a SuperPower in less than 150 years from the day it was ratified. That's probably why they hate it.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 27, 2018 11:58 PM (2DOZq)

477 Berserker, how about if you fill in for Logan on the Manowar tour?

Posted by: choogle at October 27, 2018 11:43 PM (fAKhf)

With a few weeks prep I probably could. I know a lot of it already. Somebody told me just yesterday that the guitar player got arrested for child porn or some shit. Thats totally fucked up.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2018 11:58 PM (9Om/r)

478 Winston S Churchill, 11 November 1947

And Churchill said this two years after he had been booted out of power, after winning the most consequential war in British history.

Churchill always took the long view.

Posted by: The ARC of History at October 27, 2018 11:58 PM (I2/tG)

479 *pokes thread with a stick*

Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2018 12:02 AM (mS+Df)

480 OW!

Posted by: the thread at October 28, 2018 12:04 AM (qUahL)

481 Maybe she's a Monarchist? Good for her.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 27, 2018 11:56 PM (VciX2)


I expect she thinks she is an anarchist, who believes that all rights are vested in the community as a whole and that access to them must be guaranteed by a central committee dedicated to making sure the benefits of society are parceled out equitably.

I also bet if you asked her what the effect of intervention in markets has on price calculation, she will reply that things cost too much and it is proof of the owners of the means of production are stealing what rightfully belongs to the workers.


Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2018 12:05 AM (mUa7G)

482 So I am way
late to this but what medium do you store your funeral musuc?

Posted by: riff raff at October 28, 2018 12:06 AM (ZjoBY)

483 The Constitution allowed us to become a SuperPower in less than 150 years from the day it was ratified. That's probably why they hate it.

It has also provided a remarkable degree of political stability, save for the one civil war required to settle the slavery question once and for all.

I went on vacation a number of years ago in Croatia, and noted that in the last century, the part of Croatia we were in had been: 1) part of the Austro-Hungarian Empire, 2) part of Italy, 3) part of Communist Yugoslavia, and 4) part of independent Croatia.

That hasn't been the US experience.

But yeah, I'm sure that a bunch of millennials, carefully chosen to reflect racial and sexual diversity (if not diversity of thought), could do better than the Founders.

Posted by: The ARC of History at October 28, 2018 12:06 AM (I2/tG)

484 They are also pissed about this part of a Churchill quote

'The inherent vice of Capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings....

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 28, 2018 12:06 AM (2DOZq)

485 I wonder if the term one mansplainer, one vote would trigger the leftists.

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at October 28, 2018 12:06 AM (yScAF)

486 Machado was blowing a bubble running out THAT fuckin grounder....

Only a fool pays that fucker.......

(DECENT ballplayer he is....But $23 Mil a year......nope.)

Posted by: Hillbillyking at October 28, 2018 12:06 AM (gNaOY)

487 And, when democracies are faced with truly existential threats, somehow leaders like Lincoln and Churchill rise to power, who would be unelectable in normal times.
Posted by: The ARC of History at October 27, 2018 11:56 PM (I2/tG)


In times of obvious existential threat it's more difficult to get the top job by telling people what they want to hear.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 28, 2018 12:06 AM (h2Bdk)

488 Sox win! Lead series 3-1

Posted by: tu3031 at October 28, 2018 12:07 AM (jDF8P)

489 Red Sox win. Now I can get some sleep. Good night, all.

Posted by: JTB at October 28, 2018 12:07 AM (V+03K)

490 I hope the Dodgers win tomorrow so we get more baseball.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&Vislookingforwardtospringtraining at October 28, 2018 12:08 AM (d6Ksn)

491 Good night, JTB!

Posted by: the thread at October 28, 2018 12:10 AM (qUahL)

492 /off thread sock

I suck at socks.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 28, 2018 12:10 AM (qUahL)

493 Pro Hockey , Baseball , Football and Basketball are all playing now. The Law of Diminishing Returns has to fit in there somewhere.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 28, 2018 12:12 AM (2DOZq)

494 Arc of History,
agreed about Churchill and the long view. I believe TR had that rare ability as well.

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at October 28, 2018 12:12 AM (yScAF)

495 486
Machado was blowing a bubble running out THAT fuckin grounder....



Only a fool pays that fucker.......



(DECENT ballplayer he is....But $23 Mil a year......nope.)



Posted by: Hillbillyking at October 28, 2018 12:06 AM (gNaOY)
Machado was criticized during the NLDS for not running hard to 1st. He replied that he's not "Johnny Hustle." For what he gets paid, he should be busting ass down to first.It's the deliberate attempt to hurt other players that burns me though. It's a pattern with him and I think it's rotten.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&Vislookingforwardtospringtraining at October 28, 2018 12:12 AM (d6Ksn)

496 >> I suck at socks.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

Well, don't wear them.

Please.

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at October 28, 2018 12:12 AM (f1Vqw)

497 Autosuck? They coulda just interviewed Cap'n Kristol.

That man could suck start a B-52.
***********

I saw Alice Cooper first during his Welcome To My Nightmare tour. I gotta tell you, I think he was lip synching for at least part of the show.

And last week or so, Paula Abdul fell off the stage at the Hard Rock Biloxi, and yet she kept singing the whole time. An *amazing* talent.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 28, 2018 12:12 AM (Z4rgH)

498 I suck at socks.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 28, 2018 12:10 AM (qUahL)


We all just try a bit harder next time. It's a journey of self-improvement.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2018 12:13 AM (mS+Df)

499 490 I hope the Dodgers win tomorrow so we get more baseball.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&Vislookingforwardtospringtraining at October 28, 2018 12:08 AM (d6Ksn)
----------------------------
Word.
I'm dreading withdrawal.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 28, 2018 12:13 AM (Rxduq)

500 I wasn't expecting Boston to pull this one out, but they did.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my hate cannot be found) at October 28, 2018 12:13 AM (l7Kbv)

501 Well, don't wear them.

Please.
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at October 28, 2018 12:12 AM (f1Vqw)

I'm wiggling my newly-painted toes right now. Sockless.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 28, 2018 12:13 AM (qUahL)

502 Berserker, I read about them playing for 5 hours, they are too fuckin old for that now, right? Is it louder on stage or in the crowd?

Posted by: choogle at October 28, 2018 12:15 AM (fAKhf)

503 *stretches out foot to grasp a lighter*

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 28, 2018 12:15 AM (qUahL)

504 H/ T to the Sox.......let's see if the Dodgers, (minus Machado)....got the sack to take it back to Boston.....

Tonight looked good for the Blues......But shit happens.

I love World Series Baseball..........everyone PLAYS to the MAX!
(Except Machado, he masters BubbleGum Bubble Blowin While Runnin out a FUCKINCRUCIAL Grounder in......Only.....THE WORLD SERIES.......cause.....well......Fucktards Rule Yo!!!)......anyways.....

Hope all's well Horde of Awesome......y'all deserve it!

Posted by: Hillbillyking at October 28, 2018 12:15 AM (gNaOY)

505 Posted by: Donna&&&&&&forwardtospringtraining at October 28, 2018 12:12 AM (d6Ksn)

------------

You are suck starting the margins. Please stop.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 28, 2018 12:16 AM (I16G8)

506 Trump warns about the rise of Socialism (panam post, 10/23)

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yclyn8us

Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2018 12:17 AM (mUa7G)

507 It's a pattern with him and I think it's rotten.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&Vislookingforwardtospringtraining at October 28, 2018 12:12 AM (d6Ksn)

Way back mumble mumble years ago when I was playing in the Babe Ruth League my coach told us we would hustle down the line no matter how bad a squib we hit. Or else.

The or else was rather strenuous after the game. We learned.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my hate cannot be found) at October 28, 2018 12:17 AM (l7Kbv)

508 >> I'm wiggling my newly-painted toes right now. Sockless.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

Can anyone point me to a quick remote laptop camera hacking tutorial?

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at October 28, 2018 12:17 AM (f1Vqw)

509 Hope all's well Horde of Awesome......y'all deserve it!
Posted by: Hillbillyking at October 28, 2018 12:15 AM (gNaOY)

The same to you, Hillbillyking! How are you doing?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 28, 2018 12:18 AM (qUahL)

510 Miley, its a full moon night, the top on the mustang is down and your feet are up on the dash- lelo is workin his magic- whats runnin thru your mind?

Posted by: choogle at October 28, 2018 12:19 AM (fAKhf)

511 You are suck starting the margins. Please stop.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 28, 2018 12:16 AM (I16G
Huh?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&Vislookingforwardtospringtraining at October 28, 2018 12:19 AM (d6Ksn)

512 I was once told that being good a blowjobs was just a matter of practice.

I decided to not ask any more questions in that vein.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2018 12:20 AM (mUa7G)

513
You know, I'd like to see Quentin's version of "Moses supposes":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tciT9bmCMq8

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 28, 2018 12:20 AM (f1Vqw)

514 agreed about Churchill and the long view.

If anyone had justification to be pissed at the democratic process, it was Churchill in 1947.

He only became Prime Minister due to the existential crisis, triumphed, and was immediately booted out of office by the British people the moment the existential crisis had passed.

The long view...

Posted by: The ARC of History at October 28, 2018 12:20 AM (I2/tG)

515 Very late to the thread, but my choice for funeral/memorial: Enya's "Only Time" followed by the entire Mozart "Requiem".

Posted by: Grannymimi at October 28, 2018 12:20 AM (u5LFV)

516 Actually, the word "Democracy" appears nowhere in any of the founding government documents - not in the Declaration of Independence nor in the Constitution, nor in the Bill of Rights.

There's a reason for that. The people who wrote the constitution set out to specifically preclude Democracy, as they had studied history, and knew that it always led to what they called a Mobocracy. Agitation, Demagoguery, etc.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 28, 2018 12:21 AM (JCbo4)

517 Can anyone point me to a quick remote laptop camera hacking tutorial?

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at October 28, 2018 12:17 AM (f1Vqw)

*carefully takes sticky note between her toes and affixes it to cover camera button*

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 28, 2018 12:21 AM (qUahL)

518 That was one of the worst jokes I've ever heard. I absolutely loved it! LMAO! Now back to read the comments.

Posted by: Old Blue at October 28, 2018 12:22 AM (gEvQ8)

519 Good night, horde. I'll try not to "suck start" the margins. Goodness that sounds dirty.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&Vislookingforwardtospringtraining at October 28, 2018 12:22 AM (d6Ksn)

520 Miley, its a full moon night, the top on the mustang is down and your feet are up on the dash- lelo is workin his magic- whats runnin thru your mind?
Posted by: choogle at October 28, 2018 12:19 AM (fAKhf)

The missing ingredient in my love fest - a partner.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 28, 2018 12:22 AM (qUahL)

521 Cooking like Tarantino

https://youtu.be/55m-oJq0Lko

Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2018 12:23 AM (mUa7G)

522 Good night, Donna.

Pretty sure it's to do with your nick being 44 characters long with nowhere for a linebreak.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2018 12:23 AM (mS+Df)

523 funeral song update:

i want everyone to have to stay and listen/sing along with "Alice's Restaurant" by Arlo Guthrie.

why?

because i can, for one, and two, because i am distantly connected to him through a lady friend. z

along with Garyowen and the others, of course.


Posted by: redc1c4 at October 28, 2018 12:23 AM (v9rtm)

524 511 You are suck starting the margins. Please stop.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 28, 2018 12:16 AM (I16G
Huh?


Posted by: Donna&&&&&&Vislookingforwardtospringtraining at October 28, 2018 12:19 AM (d6Ksn)



Ignore that. It's not you.

Posted by: buzzion at October 28, 2018 12:24 AM (cAnNx)

525 At the same time, they knew that a Dictator - or a King, or other "strongman" form of government was no good either. So they set up a system of divided government, a separation of powers, with checks and balances.

Majority rule is not necessarily a good program, it only looks that way, when you happen to agree with it. I don't want my rights determined by 51% of the idiots out there.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 28, 2018 12:24 AM (JCbo4)

526 Saw the Red Sox won. Too bad. Another extra inning game would have been fun. Then I have a vampire like schedule (up all night, sleep all day) (Great, now I have that Slaughter song in my head).

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 28, 2018 12:24 AM (VciX2)

527 Berserker, I read about them playing for 5 hours,
they are too fuckin old for that now, right? Is it louder on stage or in
the crowd?

Posted by: choogle at October 28, 2018 12:15 AM (fAKhf)


I think the 5 hour thing happened in Bulgaria if I remember right. Its usually way louder out in the crowd, but stage volume could be pretty intense too. There are much better monitor systems these days, so bands can use less stage volume. Back in the day we used brutal stage volume. The high end of my hearing is pretty much gone, mostly because of the drummers. As far as being too old to do 5 hours, thats mostly up to the drummer and singer. The bass and guitar players can pound all night, because we don't need to worry about losing the voice, or the physical demands of being a drummer.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2018 12:25 AM (9Om/r)

528 Comments 430, 440, 456, and 475 are blowing the margins on phones. The Suzannah Lee twitter link.

Posted by: buzzion at October 28, 2018 12:26 AM (cAnNx)

529 Ignore that. It's not you.
Posted by: buzzion at October 28, 2018 12:24 AM (cAnNx)


Oh, you're right. Nevermind.

Yeah, no idea what it might be.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2018 12:26 AM (mS+Df)

530
I don't think the software allows sig lines to blow the margins does it? I know I've seen it wrap them before.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 28, 2018 12:26 AM (f1Vqw)

531 >> *carefully takes sticky note between her toes and affixes it to cover camera button*
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

Damn, you know how to tease a guy. That's Master level right there.

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at October 28, 2018 12:27 AM (f1Vqw)

532 I don't think the software allows sig lines to blow the margins does it? I know I've seen it wrap them before.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 28, 2018 12:26 AM (f1Vqw)


I think linebreaking only happens if there are two contiguous characters that it can break between, else it just continues. But 44 is not enough to blow out the margins anyway.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2018 12:28 AM (mS+Df)

533 495---Machado was criticized during the NLDS for not running hard to 1st. He replied that he's not "Johnny Hustle." For what he gets paid, he should be busting ass down to first.....
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&Vislookingforwardtospringtraining at October 28, 2018 12:12 AM (d6Ksn)
------------------------------------
Yeah, if I have to have an a-hole on my team, I'd much rather have a crazy hotdog like Yasiel Puig.

I can't help but think that Machado's behavior this post-season will hurt his next contract.
But what of it? Only $280 million instead of $300?
He probably doesn't care.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 28, 2018 12:28 AM (Rxduq)

534 Damn, you know how to tease a guy. That's Master level right there.
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at October 28, 2018 12:27 AM (f1Vqw)

Especially since I'm not wearing panties.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 28, 2018 12:29 AM (qUahL)

535 ...Miley, its a full moon night, the top on the mustang is down and your feet are up on the dash- lelo is workin his magic- whats runnin thru your mind?

Posted by: choogle at October 28, 2018 12:19 AM (fAKhf)




That's when Officer Friendly shines his flashlight in, and taps on her side window...

...and oh, my...she's happy to see him!

*rest of the story writes itself*


/wickedgrin



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 28, 2018 12:31 AM (QzJWU)

536 From the National Post piece:

Last week, it was alleged that Bath Spa University has turned down an application for research on gender reassignment reversal because it was a subject deemed "potentially politically incorrect".

Lol. Cutting off your dick and balls is PC, but any discussion that it might be a bad idea is verboten.

The article also said something about "reattaching" the male genitalia; do they keep 'em in a jar 'just in case'?

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 28, 2018 12:33 AM (Z4rgH)

537 *rest of the story writes itself*


/wickedgrin



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 28, 2018 12:31 AM (QzJWU)

"Dear Penthouse, I never thought this could happenn to me. I was driving my police cruiser past Lover's Lane, when I came across a most unusual sight..."

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 28, 2018 12:33 AM (qUahL)

538 @509....

Duchess Of Awesome.....

All's well here in The Kingdom......been non-stop busy for months in a Good way. Hope you've been doin well Darlin......you most definitely Deserve It.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at October 28, 2018 12:34 AM (gNaOY)

539 All's well here in The Kingdom......been non-stop busy for months in a Good way. Hope you've been doin well Darlin......you most definitely Deserve It.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at October 28, 2018 12:34 AM (gNaOY)

Thanks, HBK! Some challenges this summer, but things are looking up now and will be getting better all the time.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 28, 2018 12:36 AM (qUahL)

540 do they keep 'em in a jar 'just in case'?
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 28, 2018 12:33 AM (Z4rgH)


It's like the last shot of "Raiders of the Lost Ark".

Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2018 12:38 AM (mS+Df)

541 537 & 538....



and now the story resolves as a lust epic between two lust-struck yet esteemed commenters.

....keep bangin' away at those keyboards, minkees, cause I'm outta schtick!




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 28, 2018 12:39 AM (QzJWU)

542 >> The article also said something about "reattaching" the male genitalia;

There's no reattaching. They take a dick and slice and dice it and turn into a Frankencooter. You can't go back.

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at October 28, 2018 12:39 AM (f1Vqw)

543 "Dear Penthouse, I never thought this could happenn
to me. I was driving my police cruiser past Lover's Lane, when I came
across a most unusual sight..."

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 28, 2018 12:33 AM (qUahL)

I was driving in my cruiser late one night, and my eyes beheld an awesome sight, and this hottie from her car began to rise, and suddenly to my surprise she did the mash...

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2018 12:40 AM (9Om/r)

544 Trump tweets what every Dodger fan is thinking, and is of course shellacked for not being on his knees in a chapel somewhere -- for which they would also ceaselessly mock him.

Eh, I just can't.

Posted by: Shopgirl #PATneedsPAT at October 28, 2018 12:41 AM (6SvnM)

545 So, I asked before but since we all are 29, what do we store our funeral musc on. After all I used 8 tracks at one time

Posted by: riff raff at October 28, 2018 12:41 AM (ZjoBY)

546 I have a plan for growing guava.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2018 11:56 PM (mUa7G)

That's what they all say.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2018 12:41 AM (KHhgg)

547 "466: Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump"


Heh. That's so Trump, up late watching the WS and then throws out the same criticism everyone is thinking.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 28, 2018 12:42 AM (ye3s4)

548 >> Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

I'll be at the ficus....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 28, 2018 12:43 AM (f1Vqw)

549 Thanks Berserker, I heard Bill Wyman talking about the stones early shows where they only had the gym p.a. Keith would face Charlie and mouth the words for him so he would know where Mick was in the song. It seemed weird to me, i thought everybody just followed the drummer.

Posted by: choogle at October 28, 2018 12:43 AM (fAKhf)

550 Damn.......post it notes, baseball, funeral marches......sounds like a random generated password for some Above Top Secret shit.....

Or a typical Sat night ONT.......y'all's choice....

Posted by: Hillbillyking at October 28, 2018 12:46 AM (gNaOY)

551 542 There's no reattaching. They take a dick and slice and dice it and turn into a Frankencooter. You can't go back.

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at October 28, 2018 12:39 AM (f1Vqw)


You know that and I know that, as well as anyone with two lukewarm brain cells to rub together, but the writer of the NP article apparently doesn't.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 28, 2018 12:47 AM (Z4rgH)

552 The best medium on which to store your archived funeral music, is a well scored, annotated and musically explained sample of sheet music of such, with a Studio Master LP of the music in the vault.

Aside from the sheet music, there is no digital form of music which will degrade as slowly as a high-quality LP.

Put in in there with even the cheapest record player, and receiver with built in pre-amp, and the diagram to connect 'em all, and you're set.

Magnetic media decays, always. Only UltraDisk 24k CDs endure in that format. All lesser CDs decay.

MP3? first gen is already unplayable in many modern platforms.

Analog might not be the "best" sound.

But it'll damn sure outlast all of the others.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 28, 2018 12:47 AM (QzJWU)

553 Berserker, I cant hear eminence front without the Berserker treatment now!

Posted by: choogle at October 28, 2018 12:48 AM (fAKhf)

554 I'll be at the ficus....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 28, 2018 12:43 AM (f1Vqw)

You need a forest of ficuses.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 28, 2018 12:49 AM (qUahL)

555 > Churchill always took the long view.

His family having been prominent players in British politics since the Norman Conquest probably had something to do with that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 28, 2018 12:50 AM (vOkuK)

556 Hillbillyking.


Lone Star Rally, first weekend in November.

Guest room is OPEN to you n' your lady.

More hospitality here than you can shake a stick at, too.

Last minute decision, but you can do it.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 28, 2018 12:50 AM (QzJWU)

557 and suddenly to my surprise she did the mash...
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2018 12:40 AM (9Om/r)

SHE DID THE MONSTER MISH!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 28, 2018 12:51 AM (qUahL)

558 > Aside from the sheet music, there is no digital form of music which will degrade as slowly as a high-quality LP.

LPs (high quality or otherwise) degrade audibly every single time you play them.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 28, 2018 12:51 AM (vOkuK)

559 I think the 'reattachment' is a thing of fleshy tubes, pumps and bladders- but I could be mistaken.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 28, 2018 12:52 AM (uhGSf)

560 That's what they all say.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2018 12:41 AM (KHhgg)


I suppose I should invite the chief of police over for an inspection so I don't have the detectives poking around my yard all the time.

On the other hand, if I keep him in the dark, the cops lurking around it would be cheaper than hiring a security company.

that reminds me of the joke:

Mom says, "Sonny, while you were in jail why did you send me a letter saying the money you stole from the bank was buried in the old horse pasture? The cops dug that ground over something dreadful."

Son says, "you said the horse died and you were needing help breaking the turf so you could get it plowed for planting."

Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2018 12:53 AM (mUa7G)

561 "Bowers was a regular user on Gab, a social network often associated with white supremacists and extremists." -- CBSnews.com

This is news to me! I didn't realize the only viable alternative to Twitter was "associated with white supremacists and extremists."

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 28, 2018 12:53 AM (u3qUD)

562 >> You need a forest of ficuses.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

There's a "can't see the forest for the trees" joke in there somewhere, but I can't think of it.

Methinks my Duchess has me discombobulated.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 28, 2018 12:54 AM (f1Vqw)

563 @541.....

Ha!

Plus 1 Brother J......

I reckon everything is smooth sailing down your way.......

Posted by: Hillbillyking at October 28, 2018 12:54 AM (gNaOY)

564 ...LPs (high quality or otherwise) degrade audibly every single time you play them.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 28, 2018 12:51 AM (vOkuK)



Studio Master, stored in your vault till ya croak. Then played once at your funeral.

How much degradation we talkin' bout here, brah?

Besides your corpse of course.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 28, 2018 12:54 AM (QzJWU)

565 561 "Bowers was a regular user on Gab, a social network often associated with white supremacists and extremists." -- CBSnews.com

This is news to me! I didn't realize the only viable alternative to Twitter was "associated with white supremacists and extremists."
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 28, 2018 12:53 AM (u3qUD)

It is now!


Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 28, 2018 12:55 AM (uhGSf)

566 I think the 'reattachment' is a thing of fleshy tubes, pumps and bladders- but I could be mistaken.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 28, 2018 12:52 AM (uhGSf)


To be fair, so's the OEM part.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2018 12:55 AM (mS+Df)

567 I have a plan to grow guava.


Guava is a good strain, dank and fruity. Weed prices have crashed. Last time I bought clones from a legal outlet it cost $680. for 34 of them. There was an extra $100. tax on them in addition to sales tax.

Posted by: choogle at October 28, 2018 12:56 AM (fAKhf)

568 ...
I reckon everything is smooth sailing down your way.......

Posted by: Hillbillyking at October 28, 2018 12:54 AM (gNaOY)




Rough seas, batten down the hatches, etc and etc.

Still.

Got time for friends. MAKE time for friends.

It is the Moron Way.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 28, 2018 12:57 AM (QzJWU)

569 Thanks Berserker, I heard Bill Wyman talking about
the stones early shows where they only had the gym p.a. Keith would face
Charlie and mouth the words for him so he would know where Mick was in
the song. It seemed weird to me, i thought everybody just followed the
drummer.

Posted by: choogle at October 28, 2018 12:43 AM (fAKhf)


Well some drummers are, you know, fucking retards. I played with a few. There are drummers, and then there are beaters. True drummers are a godsend, and the beaters keep you on your toes because you never know where the hell they are in the song. True drummers are a time keeper, and will actually keep the band together. I remember one time, we played a gig with a new drummer, it was his first show. The sound man walked behind my amps during a song, and the twinkle toed spaz master caught his foot on one of the cords and ripped it out of my rack. My guitar went dead, so I had to run behind the amps and see wtf was going on. The other guitar player was hammering and kept things going, but by the time I got it figured out I didn't know where we were in the song, and I had a lead coming. There was one little cue before the lead where the drummer hits the high hat twice. The old drummer never did it, he never had consistent cues. This new drummer was nuts on. I got out from behind the amps and signaled to the singer if the lead was coming, he looks at me like huh? Well right there I hear those 2 hits on the high hat from the new drummer and I knew right where we were in time for the lead. Had that been the old drummer it would had been a dumpster fire.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2018 12:57 AM (9Om/r)

570 Rule 34 , well, rules.

Posted by: Joe Wagner at October 28, 2018 12:57 AM (fcynZ)

571 566 I think the 'reattachment' is a thing of fleshy tubes, pumps and bladders- but I could be mistaken.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 28, 2018 12:52 AM (uhGSf)

To be fair, so's the OEM part.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2018 12:55 AM (mS+Df)

Yes, but it doesn't require conscious choice to inflate the bladders.

(This would have been handy and less embarrassing in high school.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 28, 2018 12:58 AM (uhGSf)

572 561 "Bowers was a regular user on Gab, a social network often associated with white supremacists and extremists." -- CBSnews.com



This is news to me! I didn't realize the only viable alternative to
Twitter was "associated with white supremacists and extremists."

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 28, 2018 12:53 AM (u3qUD)



It is now!



Their hosting provider pulled the plug on gab sometime today, so they're not associated with much of anything right now.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at October 28, 2018 12:58 AM (0bu2O)

573 To be fair, so's the OEM part.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2018 12:55 AM (mS+Df)

Also, I only choose OEM for my own genitalia and those I interact with.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 28, 2018 12:58 AM (uhGSf)

574 >> I think the 'reattachment' is a thing of fleshy tubes,

I think they would just have to do it like a regular "transman" job. You know, this always struck me as funny somehow. They can make a frankencooter out of a penis, but they can't go the other way.

It's like discrimination against transmen.

You know, this kind of stuff is just mutilation. There is no valid medical reason to do that, and I don't know how any doctor can justify it. It's Frankenstein/Dr. Mengele stuff.

They pretend their "treating" something, "gender dysphoria" and so all this mutilation is treatment.

There is no valid reason to do this. If someone thought he was a dog, would anyone try to surgically make him look more like a dog? Nope, that would be insane. South Park did a take on just that theme.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 28, 2018 12:59 AM (f1Vqw)

575 There is no valid reason to do this. If someone thought he was a dog, would anyone try to surgically make him look more like a dog? Nope, that would be insane. South Park did a take on just that theme.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 28, 2018 12:59 AM (f1Vqw)

Wasn't there a woman who was trying to turn herself into a cat by plastic surgery?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 28, 2018 01:00 AM (uhGSf)

576 Whatever music I have at my funeral will have meaning for one person and one person only, the lovely and talented Missus Muldoon. The rest of the family might as well not show up if they don't "get" it.

Anyway- I'm out.

Endeavor to persevere.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 28, 2018 01:00 AM (mvenn)

577 Interesting thread.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 28, 2018 01:01 AM (EzXDh)

578 Night Muldoon.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 28, 2018 01:01 AM (uhGSf)

579 Methinks my Duchess has me discombobulated.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 28, 2018 12:54 AM (f1Vqw)

I live to Discombobulate.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 28, 2018 01:02 AM (qUahL)

580 I have a plan for growing guava.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2018 11:56 PM (mUa7G)


Great! Then you can make some guavamole...

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 28, 2018 01:02 AM (miE9U)

581 Berserker, I cant hear eminence front without the Berserker treatment now!

Posted by: choogle at October 28, 2018 12:48 AM (fAKhf)

I always say feminist c*nt when that song plays. Is that what you mean? lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2018 01:02 AM (9Om/r)

582 577 Interesting thread.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 28, 2018 01:01 AM (EzXDh)

Be a shame if something happened to it.

Posted by: Guido and Nunzio, CB's leg breakers at October 28, 2018 01:02 AM (uhGSf)

583 Drummers and frankencooters.......of course.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 28, 2018 01:03 AM (EzXDh)

584 There is no valid reason to do this. If someone thought he was a dog, would anyone try to surgically make him look more like a dog? Nope, that would be insane. South Park did a take on just that theme.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 28, 2018 12:59 AM (f1Vqw)



Well actually there are people that have had plastic surgery to look more like animals. I think typically it's more feline type though. And since that actually seems to happen, I think a better argument is we don't let anorexics starve themselves to 60 lbs because they think they're fat. And doctors aren't going to remove someone's arm just because they feel like they actually should only have one hand.

Posted by: buzzion at October 28, 2018 01:03 AM (cAnNx)

585 @556....
Oh Fuck Jim.......you know I'm on Hughesnet delay.......and then you toss this Funday grenade in my lap.........
FUCK!!!

;-).......

Dammit, now my wheels are turnin......(well lubricated by the Octane so ya know).....

Hmmmmmmm........

Posted by: Hillbillyking at October 28, 2018 01:03 AM (gNaOY)

586 >> Wasn't there a woman who was trying to turn herself into a cat by plastic surgery?

There's a lot of stuff that can cross that line, and some surgeons will cross it. Somewhere there is a legal line (or at least enforced by the medical boards).

I know my dentist was telling me he occasionally gets people in that want to crazy shit. One I remember was someone wanting "vampire fangs".

He simply says, "No, there is no valid medical reason to do that, and I will not do it." It's an ethical matter of risk vs benefit. If there's no reason to do something, then no risk is acceptable.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 28, 2018 01:03 AM (f1Vqw)

587 Also, I only choose OEM for my own genitalia and those I interact with.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 28, 2018 12:58 AM (uhGSf)


Huh. Yeah, I'd have to concur with that. I guess I never thought about it in those terms.

That's why I insist on genuine Yamalube™.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2018 01:04 AM (mS+Df)

588 Huh. Yeah, I'd have to concur with that. I guess I never thought about it in those terms.

That's why I insist on genuine Yamalube.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2018 01:04 AM (mS+Df)

Accept no substitutes.

Posted by: Guido and Nunzio, CB's leg breakers at October 28, 2018 01:06 AM (uhGSf)

589 Their hosting provider pulled the plug on gab sometime today, so they're not associated with much of anything right now.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at October 28, 2018 12:58 AM (0bu2O)


oh good. Twtstr and Fakebook act as censors and are considered a common carrier, and Gab does not and is treated as an editor.

I suppose it is who you send your donations too then.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2018 01:06 AM (mUa7G)

590 582 577 Interesting thread.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 28, 2018 01:01 AM (EzXDh)

Be a shame if something happened to it.

Posted by: Guido and Nunzio, CB's leg breakers at October 28, 2018 01:02 AM (uhGSf)


Just throw it out the window...it's just business.

Posted by: Sicilian mobsters. Big Petey, Little Petey, Ortho Petey at October 28, 2018 01:06 AM (EzXDh)

591 /Off Italian muscle sock.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 28, 2018 01:06 AM (uhGSf)

592 Berserker, yeah thats it. So is Lars U. any good? sometime I like him and sometimes he sounds like that wind-up chimp toy drummer.

Posted by: choogle at October 28, 2018 01:07 AM (fAKhf)

593
That line is subjective. For example, a hard line argument would be that all cosmetic plastic surgery is unacceptable because there is no valid medical reason for it.

But, it gets into well, the patient would feel better about themselves, yada, and the risk is really low, etc. But there is a hard line there somewhere, and it's sort of obvious that genital "reassignment" crosses it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 28, 2018 01:08 AM (f1Vqw)

594 ...Well some drummers are, you know, fucking retards. I played with a few. There are drummers, and then there are beaters. True drummers are a godsend, and the beaters keep you on your toes because you never know where the hell they are in the song. True drummers are a time keeper, and will actually keep the band together. I remember one time, we played a gig with a new drummer, it was his first show. The sound man walked behind my amps during a song, and the twinkle toed spaz master caught his foot on one of the cords and ripped it out of my rack. My guitar went dead, so I had to run behind the amps and see wtf was going on. The other guitar player was hammering and kept things going, but by the time I got it figured out I didn't know where we were in the song, and I had a lead coming. There was one little cue before the lead where the drummer hits the high hat twice. The old drummer never did it, he never had consistent cues. This new drummer was nuts on. I got out from behind the amps and signaled to the singer if the lead was coming, he looks at me like huh? Well right there I hear those 2 hits on the high hat from the new drummer and I knew right where we were in time for the lead. Had that been the old drummer it would had been a dumpster fire.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2018 12:57 AM (9Om/r)




Wherein Ringo Starr's reputation increases, in spite of the "lackluster drummer" label affixed to him by so many not worthy to wield his drumsticks.

A thundering Rock God Drum Solo theatricist, he was not.

Human Metronome? What, you mean some dead-serious musicians so named him?

I'm neither a musician or a drummer. But, I've known a few. Good ones, too.

The drummers tell me some of the hardest patterns to keep, are Starr's "unremarkable" patterns on most all of the Beatles albums.

And he's only grown in stature, with time.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 28, 2018 01:08 AM (QzJWU)

595 That line is subjective. For example, a hard line argument would be that all cosmetic plastic surgery is unacceptable because there is no valid medical reason for it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 28, 2018 01:08 AM (f1Vqw)


Orthodontics like braces, for example.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2018 01:09 AM (mS+Df)

596 SHE DID THE MONSTER MISH!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 28, 2018 12:51 AM (qUahL)


She gotta mish...she gotta monster mish
She gotta mish... its every he-man's wish
she gotta mish... and its uber delish

she gotta mish...she gotta monster mish

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2018 01:10 AM (9Om/r)

597 she gotta mish...she gotta monster mish
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2018 01:10 AM (9Om/r)

For some reason that reminds me of the one guy's jokes from Predator.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 28, 2018 01:10 AM (uhGSf)

598
The drummers tell me some of the hardest patterns to keep, are Starr's "unremarkable" patterns on most all of the Beatles albums.

And he's only grown in stature, with time.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at October 28, 2018 01:08 AM (QzJWU



Uh, how many albums did Ringo actually perform on? I thought there was someone else that did a lot of the session recordings for the albums. Like once they did some research to figure out if any albums had used Pete Best's drums.

Posted by: buzzion at October 28, 2018 01:11 AM (cAnNx)

599 buzzion.

Berzerker IS in the thread. Ask him.

I think a lot of the Pete Best lore is about as solid as Gore having won FL in 2000.

Starr's post Beatles career is not a fluke, you know.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


p.s. It's past your bedtime. Time for you to roll over in your grave.

*pats headstone*


nitey nite!

Posted by: Jim at October 28, 2018 01:15 AM (QzJWU)

600 The drummers tell me some of the hardest patterns to
keep, are Starr's "unremarkable" patterns on most all of the Beatles
albums.



And he's only grown in stature, with time.







Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX



Posted by: Jim at October 28, 2018 01:08 AM (QzJWU)


well it also may mean he's unorthodox with no set pattern to wtf he is doing.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2018 01:15 AM (9Om/r)

601 Buzzion,
at the initial recording session for the Beatles George Martin had a studio drummer on a couple of recordings as well as Ringo. All of the released versions featured Starr.
The man can keep phenomenal time and is most definitely a rock god.

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at October 28, 2018 01:16 AM (yScAF)

602 buzzion.



Berzerker IS in the thread. Ask him.



I think a lot of the Pete Best lore is about as solid as Gore having won FL in 2000.



Starr's post Beatles career is not a fluke, you know.







Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX


oh noooo. I know about as much about the beatles as King tut knew about our space program. In other words, jack shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2018 01:17 AM (9Om/r)

603 Berserker, yeah thats it. So is Lars U. any good?
sometime I like him and sometimes he sounds like that wind-up chimp toy
drummer.

Posted by: choogle at October 28, 2018 01:07 AM (fAKhf)


Thats about right.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2018 01:18 AM (9Om/r)

604 Ringo made more money per note played than any other drummer ever.

Posted by: navybrat, has no evidence that my bathroom scale is accurate at October 28, 2018 01:19 AM (w7KSn)

605 ...
well it also may mean he's unorthodox with no set pattern to wtf he is doing.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2018 01:15 AM (9Om/r)





Well, fuckitthen.

Gimme the sticks, I'm gonna be a rock star legend.

*studies You Tube videos of monkeys with sticks*


Yeah, I got this. *beats discordantly on random pots n pans*

Go back to sleep, buzzion. I got this!

*bangclangwhackthudwhumpsmackthonkdingrattle*




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 28, 2018 01:19 AM (QzJWU)

606 I may have seen it all: Ringo Starr riles people more than Yoko Ono.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 28, 2018 01:21 AM (uhGSf)

607 Uh oh......post-it notes, baseball, funeral marches and now Percussion Discussions........ONT OVERLOAD ahead.....

This fuckin place is a GEM.........appreciate it.

(Btw, J......I'm Tryin here to find a travel angle......the initial pitch makes or breaks it........)

Posted by: Hillbillyking at October 28, 2018 01:21 AM (gNaOY)

608 I may have seen it all: Ringo Starr riles people more than Yoko Ono.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 28, 2018 01:21 AM (uhGSf)

Lets not get silly here. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2018 01:21 AM (9Om/r)

609 Lets not get silly here. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2018 01:21 AM (9Om/r)

Yoko is a uniter, not a divider.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 28, 2018 01:23 AM (uhGSf)

610 HBK.

You roll up, Red Carpet rolls out.

Simple as that.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 28, 2018 01:23 AM (QzJWU)

611 Pete Best wasn't.

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at October 28, 2018 01:23 AM (yScAF)

612 Uh, how many albums did Ringo actually perform on? I thought there was someone else that did a lot of the session recordings for the albums. Like once they did some research to figure out if any albums had used Pete Best's drums.


Posted by: buzzion at October 28, 2018 01:11 AM


Starr did most of the recordings on the LP's and singles. There are some (not sure how many, at least a handful... probably more) on which someone else plays, when Starr wasn't in the studio for the take, was off his face, or generally absent... but that applied to pretty much all of them.

Posted by: otho at October 28, 2018 01:24 AM (LkFnL)

613 I think Ringo is possibly the least douchey of the original Beatles. He doesn't preach; just plays fun music.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2018 01:24 AM (KHhgg)

614 Berserker, you may not be too familiar with Tool- I know phrasing- very unorthodox rythyms.

Posted by: choogle at October 28, 2018 01:25 AM (fAKhf)

615 I think Ringo is possibly the least douchey of the original Beatles. He doesn't preach; just plays fun music.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2018 01:24 AM (KHhgg)


Definitely got to agree with that.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2018 01:26 AM (9Om/r)

616 Ringo was the first Beatle to appear on The Simpsons.

My, but there are some repugnant people posting on Zero Hedge. I'm tempted to go buy stock next week just to spite them.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 28, 2018 01:29 AM (ZifzP)

617 I love listening to drummers. To me, Ringo wasn't flashy, but really solid. Go your own way by Fleetwood Mac is a favorite. A bunch by the Who. It all comes down to the drummer. The bass player follows the drummer, and everyone else follows them. Drums are primal.

Posted by: Old Blue at October 28, 2018 01:29 AM (gEvQ8)

618 AOP, I know a guy who hauls pigs from Alberta for the Mennonites. Is that near you?

Posted by: choogle at October 28, 2018 01:30 AM (fAKhf)

619 Honestly I don't really care all the much about the drummer of the world's first boy band.

Posted by: buzzion at October 28, 2018 01:30 AM (cAnNx)

620 Berserker, you may not be too familiar with Tool- I know phrasing- very unorthodox rythyms.

Posted by: choogle at October 28, 2018 01:25 AM (fAKhf)

I'm familiar with them, but even in unorthodox rhythms there is usually a pattern. Some drummers have shifting patterns, so it like every verse is a different song, so it drives other drummers crazy.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2018 01:30 AM (9Om/r)

621 Well, I am going to go to bed. Spent the afternoon under the Ford F150 (on a hoist); dropped transmission pan, cleaned it out. Wasn't real sludgy, and no metal debris at all. Put in fresh fluid, road tested, still no third or fourth gear. So direct drive clutch is not working. Electrical or mechanical? Next step is a line pressure test, I guess.

Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2018 01:32 AM (KHhgg)

622 Spoken like a true dead idiot.
619 Honestly I don't really care all the much about the drummer of the world's first boy band.
Posted by: buzzion at October 28, 2018 01:30 AM (cAnNx

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at October 28, 2018 01:32 AM (yScAF)

623 Old Blue, check out green manalishi by fleetwood mac. That lankey fucker is great on that!

Posted by: choogle at October 28, 2018 01:32 AM (fAKhf)

624 619 Honestly I don't really care all the much about the drummer of the world's first boy band.
Posted by: buzzion at October 28, 2018 01:30 AM (cAnNx)

Hey, don't drag the Beach Boys into this.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 28, 2018 01:33 AM (uhGSf)

625 Night AOP.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 28, 2018 01:33 AM (uhGSf)

626 I bought fudge from Mennonites today at the craft fair today (really, not a double entendre); then went shopping at Hobby Lobby. I guess I got my full dose of estrogen this Saturday.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 28, 2018 01:34 AM (ZifzP)

627 Buzzion,
at the initial recording session for the Beatles George Martin had a studio drummer on a couple of recordings as well as Ringo. All of the released versions featured Starr.
The man can keep phenomenal time and is most definitely a rock god.


Posted by: Deacon Bleau at October 28, 2018 01:16 AM


That would be the 1st single "Love Me Do". IIRC... even Starr is not certain about who appears on which record. There were 2 versions one for the LP and one for the 45. Session drummer did the first one and Starr was allowed to do the other. The reason for the confusion is the sesh drummer used Starr's kit and aped his (very simple) part. Starr reckons he plays on one of them, but can't recall or figure out which one... again, IIRC.

Posted by: otho at October 28, 2018 01:34 AM (LkFnL)

628 Every hard core, instrument playing, gig money making musician I'm acquainted with, holds Starr in the highest regard.

As to the album liner reading, Tiger Beat subscribing, Rolling Stone reading, Big Bambu smoking dilettante reader non-player I've known?

The pros would all KILL to play a gig with Starr. Not only because "Beatle"... but because they're in awe of what he does at the drum-set.

I've read countless tributes from Rock God Drummers from the '70s, 80s', '90s and all of the aughts... the lowest praise was to hold him in high regard, and it went vertical from there.

Starr put the drummer-ry in the back seat to the front of the stage. Lead guitar, rhythm, vocals, etc.

But the solid foundation of a Starr drum pattern, and the Base of a McCartney.... pretty solid place upon which to build legends.

And, they did.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 28, 2018 01:34 AM (QzJWU)

629 AOP, I know a guy who hauls pigs from Alberta for the Mennonites. Is that near you?
Posted by: choogle at October 28, 2018 01:30 AM (fAKhf)

Linden is a Mennonite town and they raise hogs around there. About 25 miles from here. There's a hog processing plant about 4 miles from me, but they make mostly frozen boxed pork products for the Japanese market.

There are also lots of Mennonites up in the Peace
River district, near Grande Prairie. That's close to 400 miles north of me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2018 01:36 AM (KHhgg)

630
619 Honestly I don't really care all the much about the drummer of the world's first boy band.

Posted by: buzzion at October 28, 2018 01:30 AM (cAnNx)



Hey, don't drag the Beach Boys into this.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 28, 2018 01:33 AM (uhGSf)


Don't care much for either, but 409 chevys and deuce coups beat yellow submarines. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2018 01:36 AM (9Om/r)

631 remember the radio skit with the bass player

he plays notes according to pay

Posted by: vizzy at October 28, 2018 01:36 AM (s5Khz)

632 @623, I though Priest did Green Manalishi.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 28, 2018 01:37 AM (ZifzP)

633 Thanks otho for the info. YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU...

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at October 28, 2018 01:38 AM (yScAF)

634 ...There are also lots of Mennonites up in the Peace
River district, near Grande Prairie. That's close to 400 miles north of me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2018 01:36 AM (KHhgg)




Did'ja hear about the Amish Nymphomaniac?

She had two Mennonite.


*rimshot*


waitress, veal, all week, etc.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 28, 2018 01:39 AM (QzJWU)

635 I though Priest did Green Manalishi.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 28, 2018 01:37 AM (ZifzP)


Priest's version was a remake of the fleetwood mac version.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2018 01:39 AM (9Om/r)

636 I'm surprised no one requested "Another One Bites The Dust" by Queen for a funeral song.
Or maybe I'm just weird.
Posted by: JTB at October 27, 2018 11:29

LMAO, TY for the chuckle.
T

Posted by: Farmer at October 28, 2018 01:40 AM (yJ1e6)

637 @610.....

Same applies here in the Kingdom Brother J......

Respect an Appreciation to the Max.....THANK YOU.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at October 28, 2018 01:40 AM (gNaOY)

638 Ringo has talent even without the Beatles. He is one heck of a skin pounder.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my hate cannot be found) at October 28, 2018 01:41 AM (l7Kbv)

639 Biggest indicator of boy bands is the girls screaming and freaking out over just seeing them to the point of hysteria. That's the Beatles.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 28, 2018 01:41 AM (HFDtJ)

640 Night everyone. Thank you for bringing the good humor to a really bad day.

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at October 28, 2018 01:41 AM (yScAF)

641 Big Fat Meanie, youtube it, see which version you like best.

Posted by: choogle at October 28, 2018 01:42 AM (fAKhf)

642 The pros would all KILL to play a gig with Starr. Not only because
"Beatle"... but because they're in awe of what he does at the drum-set.







Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

yeah but here's the rub, he would die of a heart attack trying to keep up with a high power metal band, and as good as he may be in what he does, he would be completely frigging useless.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2018 01:42 AM (9Om/r)

643 Night Deacon.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 28, 2018 01:42 AM (uhGSf)

644 Begun, the drum wars have.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 28, 2018 01:43 AM (uhGSf)

645 639 Biggest indicator of boy bands is the girls screaming and freaking out over just seeing them to the point of hysteria. That's the Beatles.
Posted by: Buzzion at October 28, 2018 01:41 AM (HFDtJ)
Actually you just described Frank Sinatra, although rumour has it his bobbysoxxers were plants.

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at October 28, 2018 01:44 AM (yScAF)

646 AOP, when he would pull in the mennonite kids would run up to talk to him about the outside world, He would blow their minds by telling them he had 5 tvs in his house. He also sometimes wished he could drop his kids off for awhile for a tune up.

Posted by: choogle at October 28, 2018 01:47 AM (fAKhf)

647 The hash is based on your IP address. Your IP address changed. This is common if you're using a phone or mobile device where you hopping all over the place.

Posted by: publius,


Like if you drop an anvil on your toe ?

Posted by: JT at October 28, 2018 01:48 AM (Gomko)

648 Sinatra was a singer. Thus he cannot be a boy band.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 28, 2018 01:48 AM (cAnNx)

649 ...yeah but here's the rub, he would die of a heart attack trying to keep up with a high power metal band, and as good as he may be in what he does, he would be completely frigging useless.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2018 01:42 AM (9Om/r)




Not even the slightest argument, here.

No more than an F-86 Sabre being entirely dominant over the Soviet competition, yet becoming nothing more than a target drone to an F-4 Phantom.

Which became drones to the F-18's.

Which will in time, become drones to whatever follows.

Starr was the F-86 Sabre of his time.

Dominated the airspace, but in a pre DRUMMER! era.

The drummer era was a supersonic time.

And sadly, the current thing is an inhuman algorithm. Keeps perfect time, without a trace of soul.

Refer, Starr.

And now, the circle is closed.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 28, 2018 01:51 AM (QzJWU)

650 With that, I'm off to the snoozer.

Early alarm has NO mercy.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 28, 2018 01:52 AM (QzJWU)

651 Begun, the drum wars have.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 28, 2018 01:43 AM (uhGSf)


We're OK until the drums stop.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2018 01:53 AM (mS+Df)

652 Thanks otho for the info. YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU...


Posted by: Deacon Bleau at October 28, 2018 01:38 AM


Cool. I'll take love where I can get it.

Posted by: otho at October 28, 2018 01:53 AM (LkFnL)

653 BASS SOLO!!!

Posted by: navybrat, has no evidence that my bathroom scale is accurate at October 28, 2018 01:53 AM (w7KSn)

654 Had a nice evening tonight, going with a Meetup group on a train ride (an actual train, not the dirty thought you were thinking). Then we all went to the local Scotch/Irish pub to listen to Scotch music and have a bit of whiskey.
It was great, a nice way to ease out of the shell I've been in for the last decade or so.
Not sure why I became super angry driving home, nor why I felt I should share with you all, but both happened.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 28, 2018 01:55 AM (l9m7l)

655 AOP, when he would pull in the mennonite kids would run up to talk to him about the outside world, He would blow their minds by telling them he had 5 tvs in his house. He also sometimes wished he could drop his kids off for awhile for a tune up.
Posted by: choogle at October 28, 2018 01:47 AM (fAKhf)

We also have Hutterites here. They live communally in "colonies", and don't have TV or radios much. I do see them packing cellphones now, though. And they are right up to date with the latest farm equipment. They speak a form of German at home.

Mennonites have communities, but they usually don't live communally; families have their own homes.

Anyhow, now I am really going to go to bed. Night, all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2018 01:55 AM (KHhgg)

656 BTW, I rate Starr very, very highly. He's a great drummer. Watts was mentioned... also great but not as special as Starr. Watts has a looser, swinging style. On guitar I'd have much more fun playing with Watts. However on Bass... it would be Starr, no contest.

Posted by: otho at October 28, 2018 02:00 AM (LkFnL)

657 A lot of people said that Starr had a "pudding" (not pudding cup type of pudding) sound. And there were drummers that tried to copy that and were successful. Mick Fleetwood and others. So many people when they listen to rock, whatever the genre, always listen to the guitar riffs, or the bass or the vocals, and most pay little attention to the drummers. I don't know why, but I've always paid attention to the drummers. I guess that's why I love listening to Japanese drummers. Daimo, Taiko, whatever they want to call it. I want to be the one beating on the really big drum.

Posted by: Old Blue at October 28, 2018 02:01 AM (gEvQ8)

658 Goodnight Horde.

(This song's for you redc1c4!)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jqWt49o7R-k

Posted by: Surfperch at October 28, 2018 02:02 AM (2m1vT)

659 Otho, i would imagine you are a fan of Ginger Baker?

Posted by: choogle at October 28, 2018 02:03 AM (fAKhf)

660 Otho, i would imagine you are a fan of Ginger Baker?


Posted by: choogle at October 28, 2018 02:03 AM


Yep. Good drummer. Would be hell to play with though. I'm just not that creative or spontaneous.

Posted by: otho at October 28, 2018 02:05 AM (LkFnL)

661 A lot of people said that Starr had a "pudding" (not
pudding cup type of pudding) sound. And there were drummers that tried
to copy that and were successful. Mick Fleetwood and others. So many
people when they listen to rock, whatever the genre, always listen to
the guitar riffs, or the bass or the vocals, and most pay little
attention to the drummers. I don't know why, but I've always paid
attention to the drummers. I guess that's why I love listening to
Japanese drummers. Daimo, Taiko, whatever they want to call it. I want
to be the one beating on the really big drum.


Posted by: Old Blue at October 28, 2018 02:01 AM (gEvQ

I listen to the drummers a lot. One reason is that I played drums for 6 years, but the main reason is the drummer is a big part of what separates my genre from others and makes it what it is. Its the backbone.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2018 02:06 AM (9Om/r)

662 otho, hes crazy as a loon too!

Posted by: choogle at October 28, 2018 02:07 AM (fAKhf)

663 otho, hes crazy as a loon too!


Posted by: choogle at October 28, 2018 02:07 AM


So I've heard.

Posted by: otho at October 28, 2018 02:08 AM (LkFnL)

664 Not sure why I became super angry driving home, nor why I felt I should share with you all, but both happened.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 28, 2018 01:55 AM (l9m7l)


It is raining here now, a true warm fall rain. If it gets any harder it will get equatorial. I got everything but the squash in, and they are pretty waterproof for the first couple of days.

I don't have any insight to deep anger, but you need to know someone heard. I just don't have anything else to say.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2018 02:09 AM (mUa7G)

665 berserker, you and your brother need a youtube channel-
riffin, rantin, roadrunnin and gunnin with the berzerker bros.

Posted by: choogle at October 28, 2018 02:10 AM (fAKhf)

666 berserker, you and your brother need a youtube channel-

riffin, rantin, roadrunnin and gunnin with the berzerker bros.

Posted by: choogle at October 28, 2018 02:10 AM (fAKhf)


My brother swears the hospital gave him to the wrong family. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2018 02:13 AM (9Om/r)

667

"Orthodontics like braces, for example." Orthodontia isn't just for appearance, it's for function. Eating,breathing, speaking and dental health in the long term are impaired, sometimes to severe degree by malocclusions, crowding, etc.

Posted by: SarahW at October 28, 2018 02:14 AM (g1vnC)

668 Berserker, i dont want to fuck up the margins, so i wont copy and paste it, but look up a video on y.t. titled- harley rider joins the hall of fame. ballsy or crazy?

Posted by: choogle at October 28, 2018 02:21 AM (fAKhf)

669 "I went on vacation a number of years ago in Croatia, and noted that in the last century, the part of Croatia we were in had been: 1) part of the Austro-Hungarian Empire, 2) part of Italy, 3) part of Communist Yugoslavia, and 4) part of independent Croatia.

That hasn't been the US experience. "


Hmmm....yeah it has.

Texas.

Mexican Empire-Independent Republic-United States-Confederate States-United States.


Although the Blues made up decision for the last one a no choice situation.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 28, 2018 02:23 AM (vqIkG)

670 I guess that is one reason that I love the Taiko drummers. No or little other accompaniment. Very stylized. The different drums with different tones. In a way, very martial. I really don't know of any other culture that does this in this way. Many cultures have used drums for different things in the past, but nothing like what the Japanese have done to my knowledge.

Posted by: Old Blue at October 28, 2018 02:27 AM (gEvQ8)

671 Old Blue, make yourself a drum, get tribal!

Posted by: choogle at October 28, 2018 02:29 AM (fAKhf)

672 Thank you, kindltot. Sometimes the smallest gestures have the largest rewards.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 28, 2018 02:31 AM (l9m7l)

673 671
Old Blue, make yourself a drum, get tribal!

Posted by: choogle at October 28, 2018 02:29 AM (fAKhf)

Yes! Annoy the hell out of my neighbors in the building. I love it!

Posted by: Old Blue at October 28, 2018 02:37 AM (gEvQ8)

674 Old Blue, pull a Mathew Mcconuoghhay, get naked, smoke some weed and bang on the drum all night till the police come. it will be fun, youll feel young again!

Posted by: choogle at October 28, 2018 02:42 AM (fAKhf)

675 WAKE UP SHEETLE!!!!

Posted by: Elize Nayden at October 28, 2018 02:57 AM (Rde0e)

676 Daisy, Daisy, give me a Mountain Dew.
I'm so crazy, Oops, I'm sorry Dave
My programming will not allow me to acknowledge that.
Looks like you're on your own.

Station self destructs in 5..4..3..2

Posted by: Old Blue at October 28, 2018 03:08 AM (gEvQ8)

677 A late night troll for Chiefs news, and I find one of my hometown paper (KC Star) columnists, subtweeting some blue checkmark assjack calling Mollie Hemingway a "bad-faith actor" for blasting media bias.

Of course, if you unroll the responses, Mollie takes Bluecheck to task, and Bluecheck has to back right down. But Sam Mellinger doesn't retweet *that* part.

Arrrgggghhhhhh...why am I still up???

Posted by: Shopgirl #PATneedsPAT at October 28, 2018 03:15 AM (6SvnM)

678 Arrrgggghhhhhh...why am I still up???

Posted by: Shopgirl


To sneak up on the fish ?

Posted by: JT at October 28, 2018 03:53 AM (Gomko)

679 I would only give out full size salads on Halloween.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 28, 2018 04:33 AM (n3/CH)

680 Does tofu come in small wrapped packages?.

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2018 04:59 AM (T4oHT)

681 I agree a 5 yr old should not be dragged into the fight, butnext year guy should dress as Mao or Stalin then the controversy would not happen.

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2018 05:05 AM (T4oHT)

682 I know, I'ii go make coffee and wait for the others to get here.

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2018 05:06 AM (T4oHT)

683 Got my flag pole planted in the front yard and decorated for Halloween.

Posted by: Infidel at October 28, 2018 05:15 AM (apJo0)

684 Well, since I killed the thread I guess I will make some breakfast.

Posted by: Infidel at October 28, 2018 05:27 AM (apJo0)

685 Coffee is starting, 8 minutes to go

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2018 05:29 AM (T4oHT)

686 Was looking for a list of victims in the Pittsburgh Synagogue shooting but no most recent article has them yet.

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2018 05:30 AM (T4oHT)

687 What fresh hell awaits us today?


Looks like mkultra sleepers are being activated.


What's the next target?


Black Church?

PP Clinic?


Is it too early to start drinking?

Ponders....

Posted by: Kreplach at October 28, 2018 05:31 AM (kT3/m)

688 I opened a beer while breakfast cooks. What Synagogue shooting? I haven't had the tv on all day.

Posted by: Infidel at October 28, 2018 05:33 AM (apJo0)

689 Journalists murdered abroad-Trump!

Fake bombs-Truuuummmp!

Synagogue shootings-Trrrruuuuuummmmmp!

Dodgers losing-definitely Trump!

Shitty Halloween candy-TRUMP!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 28, 2018 05:35 AM (hSQF+)

690 11 people killed at a ceremony being held at a Pittsburgh Synagogue by a antisemitic asshole.

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2018 05:37 AM (T4oHT)

691 https://tinyurl.com/yc2htobs

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2018 05:38 AM (T4oHT)

692 People are sick. Please tell me the shooter is mort?

Posted by: Infidel at October 28, 2018 05:38 AM (apJo0)

693 I did see a statement there were no children as victims, but no list has been released.

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2018 05:41 AM (T4oHT)

694 Time consuming bitter coffee making-gotta be Trump!

Lawrence O'Donnell's hammering sounds in his head? You guessed it-Trump!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 28, 2018 05:42 AM (hSQF+)

695 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 28, 2018 05:43 AM (KCxzN)

696 No shooter was taken alive, 3 police officers were injured but don't think any were life threatening

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2018 05:44 AM (T4oHT)

697 I would say one of the unfortunate pieces of collateral damage you know will be coming down the pike will be lawsuits against Gab.

It's not fair or right but I can see that easily happening.

Posted by: Kreplach at October 28, 2018 05:44 AM (kT3/m)

698 697 I would hope not, Its better these nut jobs are known by their social media outlets

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2018 05:47 AM (T4oHT)

699 Somehow I lost the clock in the upper right corner being visible all the time. I have to pull it down to see it. It was visible and still is on my other two browsers.

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2018 05:50 AM (T4oHT)

700 @698
I looked at some of his Gab timline before it was taken down.

He's basically ranting to himself.

On one thread he has exactly three comments so these nutballs are for all intents and purposes muttering to themselves in a corner and not some large group so I don't know how you monitor and police what could be hundreds of thousands to millions of accounts for "extremism" without simply using "algorithems" to shut down "hate" without doing the same thing twitter is doing.

It's a real conundrum.

Posted by: Kreplach at October 28, 2018 05:53 AM (kT3/m)

701 Missed a punctuation
No, the shooter was taken alive

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2018 05:53 AM (T4oHT)

702 EMT is NOOOOOD

Posted by: Bruce at October 28, 2018 06:00 AM (xOkKO)

703 I haven't watched much news at all about today's tragedy but am I correct that calls for gun control in response have been muted from Dems/Media? I'm assuming the parties that be are careful not to inject that Republican base motivator into the national debate.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 28, 2018 06:08 AM (neVm7)

704 Should I get rid of my sugary candy I have bought and get those salad bags to hand out Halloween night? I'm sure I'd be the most hated person on the street if I ever did that. Last year two young kids came back to my house just to tell me my candy was the best, not the cheap stuff they got elsewhere.

Posted by: Colin at October 28, 2018 06:15 AM (lleh+)

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