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“Federal Judge throws out Stormy Danials lawsuit versus Trump. Trump is entitled to full legal fees.” @FoxNews Great, now I can go after Horseface and her 3rd rate lawyer in the Great State of Texas. She will confirm the letter she signed! She knows nothing about me, a total con!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 16, 2018
...and calling a woman with whom you had sex--thus cheating on your wife--ugly, is a reminder that Trump tends to treat women like objects, and not like people.
— Tim Carney (@TPCarney) October 16, 2018
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: JAS at October 16, 2018 12:05 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: blaster at October 16, 2018 12:05 PM (VhKw6)
Posted by: blaster at October 16, 2018 12:05 PM (VhKw6)
Posted by: Defenestratus at October 16, 2018 12:05 PM (kI/3T)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2018 12:06 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 16, 2018 12:06 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Mike at October 16, 2018 12:06 PM (swJ7s)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2018 12:06 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: JAS at October 16, 2018 12:06 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: blaster at October 16, 2018 12:06 PM (VhKw6)
Posted by: Oschisms at October 16, 2018 12:06 PM (76Nxz)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at October 16, 2018 12:06 PM (c1VpD)
I know many will disagree, but ...
Posted by: Forheremenaremen at October 16, 2018 12:07 PM (HB5Gm)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2018 12:07 PM (0tfLf)
Admittedly, he's been exposed as a globalist phony liberal, but still.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at October 16, 2018 12:07 PM (72PAC)
FUCK YOU GRAHAM FUCK YOU SASSE!!!!!
Posted by: Kreplach at October 16, 2018 12:07 PM (kT3/m)
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 16, 2018 12:08 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: JAS at October 16, 2018 12:06 PM (3HNOQ)
Stormy Daniels. She is supposedly 39 or 40? Damnnn she got more miles on her than the space shuttle.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2018 12:08 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 12:08 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: DNC at October 16, 2018 12:08 PM (tqyrn)
I did now know that Sarah Jessica Parker was involved in the Stormy Daniels affair.
What did she do?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 16, 2018 12:08 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2018 12:08 PM (0mP7b)
Posted by: irright at October 16, 2018 12:08 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 16, 2018 12:08 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2018 12:08 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Caligula at October 16, 2018 12:08 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 16, 2018 12:08 PM (+KUWZ)
Well, it's preferable to them trying to foment a Middle Eastern Conflict because some Muslim Brotherhood / WaPo Stooge got Hassan Slap-Chopped.
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 12:08 PM (ax1SH)
No way was she going to win this case.
He's just an incredibly lousy attorney.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 16, 2018 12:09 PM (vbJig)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 16, 2018 12:08 PM (+KUWZ)
Duh.
Posted by: Mr. Ed at October 16, 2018 12:09 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 12:09 PM (ax1SH)
Posted by: blaster at October 16, 2018 12:09 PM (VhKw6)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2018 12:09 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Tweets from the Future at October 16, 2018 12:09 PM (tqyrn)
I know many will disagree, but ...
Posted by: Forheremenaremen at October 16, 2018 12:07 PM (HB5Gm)
I get your point. But are the libs and the media really going to go to the, uh, mattresses to defend Stormy's sacred honor?
Posted by: JoeF. at October 16, 2018 12:09 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 16, 2018 12:09 PM (mQ0Mc)
Posted by: irright at October 16, 2018 12:08 PM (pMGkg)
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Hilarious.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 16, 2018 12:09 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Horseface at October 16, 2018 12:09 PM (9KUj4)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 16, 2018 12:10 PM (+KUWZ)
Posted by: mindful webworker - I am looking at October 16, 2018 12:10 PM (+RmjD)
But I mean that in a nice way.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 16, 2018 12:10 PM (jUVms)
grammie, carry a LAN cable with you in case you need to hook directly to it. It looks like a large phone cable and will go in that port on the side of your laptop. Check your junk drawer or that box with all the weird computer stuff you never use. I know you've got one.
It will let you hook directly to it and access the HQ so we can walk you through if the sticker isn't on the case.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 16, 2018 12:10 PM (83Wfa)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2018 12:10 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2018 12:10 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Roy at October 16, 2018 12:10 PM (Rr52g)
Or is it John Fitzgerald Horseface Kerry, the unauthorized yet de facto Ambassador to the Middle East?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 16, 2018 12:10 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Horses at October 16, 2018 12:11 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2018 12:11 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 16, 2018 12:11 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: irright at October 16, 2018 12:11 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 16, 2018 12:11 PM (+KUWZ)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 16, 2018 12:11 PM (hqZPQ)
It's a shame that most of us are tuning them out after going full anger orgy with Kavanaugh.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2018 12:11 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2018 12:10 PM (O2RFr)
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Can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 16, 2018 12:11 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at October 16, 2018 12:11 PM (76Nxz)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 16, 2018 12:11 PM (Fz8ov)
Posted by: That Guy from Clerks at October 16, 2018 12:12 PM (ax1SH)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 16, 2018 12:12 PM (H8QX8)
And then Trump would be caught in a lie?
And then the Dems could impeach?
Rube Goldberg, eat your heart out.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 16, 2018 12:12 PM (vbJig)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 16, 2018 12:12 PM (hqZPQ)
ahoy!
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at October 16, 2018 12:12 PM (RKQ/v)
+2 points for following the AoS style guide regarding a woman's anatomy
Posted by: IP at October 16, 2018 12:12 PM (cn3ZE)
There is never a time feminists are NOT screaming.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at October 16, 2018 12:12 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 16, 2018 12:12 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2018 12:10 PM (O2RFr)
Good point.
And hen he ended the tweet with "total con", we know what he really meant.
Say "total con" 10X straight....
Posted by: JoeF. at October 16, 2018 12:12 PM (NFEMn)
++++
You don't know which end of the horse has the face.....?
Posted by: Total Control Racist at October 16, 2018 12:12 PM (6wv+V)
Posted by: JoeF
The bunghole MUST be defended!!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2018 12:12 PM (0mP7b)
Posted by: the Man who Burps in French at October 16, 2018 12:13 PM (9HuGt)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2018 12:13 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 16, 2018 12:13 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 16, 2018 12:13 PM (4mUNO)
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 12:13 PM (ax1SH)
-Skateboarding candidates
-DNA tests that do not prove the point for which they were procured
-"Horseface"
None of which sway voters. The GOAT.
Posted by: 4D CHESS at October 16, 2018 12:13 PM (Ig9ZG)
Trump publicly attacks on Twitter, but hasn't actually punished sanctuary states.
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at October 16, 2018 12:13 PM (RntpW)
I don't know why he's calling her a horseface. I know what a horseface
is. Sarah Jessica Parker. John F'n Kerry. Stormy Daniels is a lot of
things, but she doesn't have a horseface.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 16, 2018
*
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Wilbur and I know all about horse faces, don't we, Wilbur?
Posted by: Mister Ed at October 16, 2018 12:13 PM (Fz8ov)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at October 16, 2018 12:12 PM (72PAC)
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Statement status: True
They can never be happy.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 16, 2018 12:13 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 16, 2018 12:12 PM (xPl2J)
Well, a mushroom "head" is not in and of itself a bad thing......
I denounce myself.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 16, 2018 12:13 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: JAS at October 16, 2018 12:14 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: irright at October 16, 2018 12:14 PM (pMGkg)
Fronthole won't be recognized until 2019.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 16, 2018 12:14 PM (+KUWZ)
As well as doing donuts in the Left's front yard.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 16, 2018 12:14 PM (cqNba)
But I guess that would probably even get the president banned from Twitter...
Posted by: Marcus T at October 16, 2018 12:14 PM (VpIIl)
The beauty of him doing this all the time is it forces the media to cover a topic they would otherwise spike, because they can't resist trying to nail him yet again for name calling.
Look at the own goal Warren just scored because he kept calling her pocahontas.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 16, 2018 12:14 PM (JlrK5)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 16, 2018 12:14 PM (tVWQB)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2018 12:14 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: T at October 16, 2018 12:14 PM (2PXwn)
Posted by: Stu Podaso - Deplorable Dreg at October 16, 2018 12:14 PM (dZe7J)
Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 12:14 PM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 16, 2018 12:15 PM (9MKXa)
I get your point. But are the libs and the media really going to go to the, uh, mattresses to defend Stormy's sacred honor?
That's more than she ever did.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 16, 2018 12:15 PM (HaL55)
to hook directly to it. It looks like a large phone cable and will go
in that port on the side of your laptop. Check your junk drawer or that
box with all the weird computer stuff you never use. I know you've got
one.
It will let you hook directly to it and access the HQ so we can walk you through if the sticker isn't on the case.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 16, 2018 12:10 PM (83Wfa)
My neighbor just came over with her lap top to sign on to my internet. She couldn't get her WiFi ap to work so I connected a cable to the router to connect to her lap top. BION she had no Cat 5e port on her lap top for a direct connect to a modem or router.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 16, 2018 12:15 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 16, 2018 12:15 PM (iwiQ1)
Posted by: HA at October 16, 2018 12:15 PM (MAstk)
And a groom named Paolo?
And a horse named "Thundertrunk"?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 16, 2018 12:15 PM (vbJig)
...really wish he didn't use terms like horseface. Why give the fake media a chance to run with a throwaway comment like that for 24 hours...
Wow. I was laughing and laughing until I read this. Now I'm Deeply Concerned. The media are going to run with this, take down the President, and we'll have Hillary in the Oval Office by the end of the year. Awmigaaww.
Thanks, forhanumannerman.
Posted by: mindful webworker - oh mah gumby at October 16, 2018 12:15 PM (e6MOU)
Posted by: Mike at October 16, 2018 12:15 PM (swJ7s)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2018 12:15 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 12:15 PM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 16, 2018 12:15 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2018 12:15 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 16, 2018 12:15 PM (9MKXa)
Will she be eaten alive by the pack of wolves?
Posted by: Roy at October 16, 2018 12:15 PM (Rr52g)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 16, 2018 12:15 PM (O7MnT)
Trump just lost the horse vote.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2018 12:14 PM (AzW6q)
Imagine the chaos if PETA/liberal lunatics ever get animals the right to vote.
Election day would become buffets for the wise among us.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at October 16, 2018 12:16 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 12:14 PM (mCMQ5)
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This is entirely true. I love it.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 16, 2018 12:16 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 16, 2018 12:16 PM (VpIIl)
Now those same leftists will be realize their money is going directly to Trump.
All the man does is win.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 16, 2018 12:16 PM (gA69l)
Posted by: Catherine the Great at October 16, 2018 12:16 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: steevy
This woman has a divine spark...for which she charges $50 per hour.......what?
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at October 16, 2018 12:16 PM (tqyrn)
Enjoy every day.
Posted by: HA at October 16, 2018 12:15 PM (MAstk)
This!
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2018 12:17 PM (9Om/r)
Only the Concerned Christian Conservatives Cooperative of Cooperstown.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2018 12:17 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 16, 2018 12:15 PM (mpXpK)
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Weird. Apple or Chromebook?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 16, 2018 12:17 PM (83Wfa)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2018 12:17 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 12:14 PM (mCMQ5)
I always remember that scene in Airplane when all the reporters run into the phone booths and they all fall over.
Posted by: Roy at October 16, 2018 12:17 PM (Rr52g)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2018 12:17 PM (NWiLs)
Trump said "horseface".
Obviously, this means we all should vote for socialists.
Posted by: irright at October 16, 2018 12:17 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2018 12:17 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 16, 2018 12:17 PM (9KUj4)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 16, 2018 12:18 PM (gA69l)
Now those same leftists will be realize their money is going directly to Trump.
All the man does is win.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
All is progressing exactly as we have forseen.
Posted by: Trump in 2020 committee at October 16, 2018 12:18 PM (tqyrn)
You don't pay someone you don't know a hundred grand plus to hush up something you didn't do. Legally sure she's in trouble, but spinning this as "lying whore" is an insult to common sense.
C'mon, Trump's doing well and getting a lot done, and this isn't taking him down one way or another, but can we be honest with ourselves and admit yeah the dude was seeing a pornstar on the side if we are asked about it? Does it matter enough to be worth defending? Who even cares? :/ Do we have to defend his honor here like he's some chaste, noble storybook character?
Look King David was a manwhore and Scripture regards him as righteous enough for the Lord to imply that David was a man after His own heart. Can we just call a spade a spade here?
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 12:18 PM (6JL3d)
Posted by: David Dennison at October 16, 2018 12:18 PM (oyvQI)
Daniels raised a half million dollars for her legal fees, and mostly
Democrats donated through GoFundMe.
Now those same leftists will be realize their money is going directly to Trump.
*raises head in shock*
Posted by: Your Ship's Captain, Bill Kristol at October 16, 2018 12:18 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 16, 2018 12:11 PM (+KUWZ)
Splitter!
Posted by: People's Front of the Concerned at October 16, 2018 12:18 PM (cN2IQ)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2018 12:17 PM (/tuJf)
What did the dick say now?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 16, 2018 12:18 PM (9MKXa)
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Oh we've had the same douche canoe re-socking and re-hashing his concern since this tweet dropped. I've counted three thus far.
Our trolls get crappier by the day.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2018 12:18 PM (AzW6q)
Seriously, this is amazing stuff.
Posted by: trev006 at October 16, 2018 12:18 PM (qbU78)
No, he really is uniformed. He hasn't got a clue what's going on.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2018 12:18 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 16, 2018 12:18 PM (gA69l)
Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 12:18 PM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 16, 2018 12:18 PM (VpIIl)
Number of newish laptops don't have ethernet ports. Had to scrounge up a couple of Amazon Basic USB/ethernet dongles...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2018 12:19 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 16, 2018 12:19 PM (jUVms)
Rode hard and put away covered in jizz.
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 12:19 PM (ax1SH)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 16, 2018 12:19 PM (cN2IQ)
Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 12:19 PM (mCMQ5)
Now those same leftists will be realize their money is going directly to Trump.
"Trump is such a master negotiator he got a hooker to give him a refund!"
Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2018 12:19 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 16, 2018 12:19 PM (+KUWZ)
Enjoy every day.
Posted by: HA at October 16, 2018 12:15 PM (MAstk)
That's been my take/thoughts/emotions, too. It's a great ride. I can only hope some smart GOPniks, a contradiction in terms I know, would see how to win and it starts by not being nice to the media.
Posted by: RickZ at October 16, 2018 12:19 PM (Y8PSl)
Visa, Mastercard and the War on the Freedom Center [and money laundering for terrorists]
try this one: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7lt7dkq
Posted by: All Ways Late at October 16, 2018 12:19 PM (+LunL)
Posted by: Tijuana at October 16, 2018 12:19 PM (Rr52g)
Trump. ''Hey, Little Nicky. Scarface, come over here. Proofread this tweet for me. Too tough?''
Little Nicky: "Nah, boss. Sets just the right tone. Horseface reminds people of what they can wake up sleeping next to in Godfather. You know, the family didn't like that book so much."
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 16, 2018 12:19 PM (URwyc)
Posted by: The Fucking President at October 16, 2018 12:19 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 16, 2018 12:19 PM (iwiQ1)
Posted by: zombie at October 16, 2018 12:20 PM (c+2jX)
Daniels raised a half million dollars for her legal fees, and mostly
Democrats donated through GoFundMe.
Now those same leftists will be realize their money is going directly to Trump.
*raises head in shock*
Posted by: Your Ship's Captain, Bill Kristol
Imagine Pres Trump boarding that cruise.
Posted by: Trump in 2020 committee at October 16, 2018 12:20 PM (tqyrn)
Posted by: Anthony Wiener at October 16, 2018 12:20 PM (ax1SH)
He still seems to believe the crap that went down during the 2016 election is about Putin.
It would be nice if he did his job and had a clue what happened.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2018 12:20 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 16, 2018 12:20 PM (9KUj4)
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That was the result preparation and long planning?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2018 12:20 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 16, 2018 12:20 PM (Evws/)
Yet another thing Jeb would never have done!
As best I can tell, Yeb! has never received a BJ. He's given quite a few, but only to Progressive males. And only in exchange for campaign donations and favorable press articles from NeverTrumpets.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 16, 2018 12:20 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 16, 2018 12:20 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Roy at October 16, 2018 12:20 PM (Rr52g)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 16, 2018 12:17 PM (9KUj4)
No kidding, she was born in '79. She looks old enough to where I thought her career peak was in the 70's. She got more miles on her than halley's comet.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2018 12:20 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: WisRich at October 16, 2018 12:21 PM (G0vdT)
I honestly think he does, but he doesn't care. The man was never a conservative, but he played one to get on TV.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 16, 2018 12:21 PM (gA69l)
Posted by: Archer at October 16, 2018 12:21 PM (gmo/4)
darn we have moved on to sloppy D. I was still enjoying the Runnin Bear schlonging Little White Dove.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 16, 2018 12:21 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 16, 2018 12:21 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2018 12:21 PM (6qErC)
Will Jake Tapper, who spent part of his show discussing the shape of Trump's penis based on Stromy's book pretend to be shocked at this insult?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2018 12:21 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Shemp Smith at October 16, 2018 12:21 PM (6llU4)
Posted by: David Dennison at October 16, 2018 12:21 PM (oyvQI)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 16, 2018 12:22 PM (gA69l)
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 12:22 PM (ax1SH)
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Yeah, he could have called her a diseased old whore, or something else that's more on point.
She should be happy with horseface.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 16, 2018 12:22 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Whiny feminist snow flake at October 16, 2018 12:22 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2018 12:22 PM (+y/Ru)
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I know. They started showing up in the EMT this morning. What cracks me up is that they're apparently unaware they stick out like a sore thumb, are obvious as hell, and think they're having some kind of effect. Heh.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 16, 2018 12:22 PM (mQ0Mc)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2018 12:22 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Yo! at October 16, 2018 12:22 PM (1XAal)
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at October 16, 2018 12:22 PM (m4krs)
Now those same leftists will be realize their money is going directly to Trump.
*raises head in shock*
Posted by: Your Ship's Captain, Bill Kristol
Imagine Pres Trump boarding that cruise.
Posted by: Trump in 2020 committee
Boarding?
Hell, Trump just bought the cruise line. LOL
Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2018 12:22 PM (0mP7b)
Posted by: irright at October 16, 2018 12:22 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 16, 2018 12:22 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Isophorone at October 16, 2018 12:23 PM (i4QVH)
Sad!
Posted by: Donny Two-Scoops at October 16, 2018 12:23 PM (BrQrN)
Posted by: Roland THTG at October 16, 2018 12:23 PM (lST4I)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 16, 2018 12:23 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 16, 2018 12:23 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 16, 2018 12:20 PM (9KUj4)
*eyebrow rises*
Presumably spoken as a non-Christian, 'cause otherwise I've got to wonder, why would a Christian hate someone in the royal line of Christ, a man to whom God Himself promised that He Himself would build a kingdom for.
If you're a Bible-believin' type and hate David, I'm deeply curious as to why.
If you're not a believer, it doesn't matter much to me, but the question and challenge stands. Trump's a fighter, Trump gets a lot done, Trump is needed in this era, sure, I grant all that... but don't pretend he's a paragon of virtue. It's an insult to everyone, including yourself, if you care about such things.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 12:23 PM (6JL3d)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 16, 2018 12:23 PM (+KUWZ)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2018 12:17 PM (/tuJf)
Of course. All crew members aboard Cap'n Bill's Cuck Cruise are required to wear them.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2018 12:23 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: @realDonaldTrump at October 16, 2018 12:24 PM (c+2jX)
Should I post again Olivia Munn in a maid's outfit? Or the Japanese Maid firing the M82 .50cal sniper rifle?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 16, 2018 12:24 PM (iwiQ1)
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Odds the Avenatti leaves her holding the bag?
(Actually, I don't know how that works when a suit gets tossed. Is it on the plaintiff, or plaintiff's attorney?)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 16, 2018 12:24 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: Yo! at October 16, 2018 12:24 PM (1XAal)
Posted by: Secretariat Daniels at October 16, 2018 12:24 PM (oVJmc)
I know it is a much overused word, but I think the leftist slags have been well and truly cucked by Trump.
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at October 16, 2018 12:24 PM (itFoa)
Embrace the power of AND!
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 12:24 PM (ax1SH)
i was concerned about the blue wave but its now almost assured the women will flick to the polls in record numbers now that drumfp has insulted them all
Posted by: Comraderie at October 16, 2018 12:25 PM (URwyc)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo
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More likely, CPL will end up with the tab, which is fine also.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2018 12:25 PM (SjwtK)
Well, you can't spell asshole without 80% of the word Sasse
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 16, 2018 12:25 PM (O7MnT)
The question is Nebraska seeing through his bullshit? And is there an actual conservative ready to primary him?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 16, 2018 12:25 PM (gA69l)
I have 0 Defense against the French Maid.
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 12:22 PM (ax1SH)
That's because there isn't a defense against the French Maid. It pierces all armor, and ignores all saving throws/mitigation checks/whatever the hell else you might blindly wanna toss out to protect yourself.
Doesn't work. Resistance is futile.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 12:25 PM (6JL3d)
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 12:22 PM (ax1SH)
DiVinyls ... I Touch Myself.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 16, 2018 12:25 PM (fyr/6)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 12:25 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2018 12:25 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie
The sample was taken from a vaginal swab. The result came back, "All."
Posted by: zombie at October 16, 2018 12:25 PM (c+2jX)
25,590.86 +340.31 (+1.35%)
Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at October 16, 2018 12:25 PM (cN2IQ)
Doesn't he owe $10M to former employees of his law firm?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 16, 2018 12:25 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 12:26 PM (sgZqZ)
Posted by: John Kerry at October 16, 2018 12:26 PM (eSx+E)
It's why he lost the 2016 election, and can no longer draw a crowd.
Posted by: I'm Very Concerned About How Much I Love Cock. Really, It's A Problem. at October 16, 2018 12:26 PM (AzW6q)
Trump is a fighter, but in a way, a more decent man than Obama. Obama would say pleasant things to your face, then slip guns over the border to attack the 2nd Amendment and punish deplorables. He'd talk nice, then sue nuns to force them to fun abortions.
Trump publicly attacks on Twitter, but hasn't actually punished sanctuary states.
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at October 16, 2018 12:13 PM (RntpW)
Just to clarify, JugEars slipped guns over the border with the INTENT of getting hundreds of Mexican citizens killed, so that they could run the serial numbers of the few guns found on the crime scene and create a "OMG! Cross border guns are killing poor, innocent Mexicans!" crisis.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 16, 2018 12:26 PM (veoSD)
Well, you can't spell asshole without 80% of the word Sasse
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 16, 2018 12:25 PM (O7MnT)
Sasshole?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2018 12:26 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 16, 2018 12:26 PM (iwiQ1)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at October 16, 2018 12:17 PM (83Wfa)
I didn't see a brand name on it. But I had never seen one like that before with no cat5e connection.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 16, 2018 12:26 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 16, 2018 12:26 PM (59GGI)
Uh huh.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 16, 2018 12:26 PM (gA69l)
Posted by: Barack Obama at October 16, 2018 12:26 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 16, 2018 12:23 PM
Or, 'ALL OF THE ABOVE' ?
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 16, 2018 12:26 PM (URwyc)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 16, 2018 12:26 PM (+KUWZ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 16, 2018 12:26 PM (cN2IQ)
You don't pay someone you don't know a hundred grand plus to hush up something you didn't do. Legally sure she's in trouble, but spinning this as "lying whore" is an insult to common sense.
C'mon, Trump's doing well and getting a lot done, and this isn't taking him down one way or another, but can we be honest with ourselves and admit yeah the dude was seeing a pornstar on the side if we are asked about it? Does it matter enough to be worth defending? Who even cares? :/ Do we have to defend his honor here like he's some chaste, noble storybook character?
Look King David was a manwhore and Scripture regards him as righteous enough for the Lord to imply that David was a man after His own heart. Can we just call a spade a spade here?
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 12:18 PM (6JL3d)
If you haven't learned yet that prominent people and corporations will pay annoying bogus people a modicum of money to go away, just because fighting it out in court would be far more costly, you haven't learned anything at all.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 16, 2018 12:27 PM (ujg0T)
Trump is a fighter, but in a way, a more decent man than Obama.
Obama would say pleasant things to your face, then slip guns over the
border to attack the 2nd Amendment and punish deplorables. He'd talk
nice, then sue nuns to force them to fun abortions.
Trump publicly attacks on Twitter, but hasn't actually punished sanctuary states.
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at October 16, 2018 12:13 PM (RntpW)
Quite true.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 12:27 PM (6JL3d)
HORSEFACE?
NEEEEEIIIIIGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
Posted by: Secretariat Daniels
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I would post a picture of the horse they named 'Barack Obama', but, it has been euthanized. Poor horse, it was doomed the day they named it. The ultimate Shit Midas touch.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2018 12:27 PM (SjwtK)
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 16, 2018 12:27 PM (jUVms)
It's really not that weird. Laptop makers have been chasing the "skinnier is better" dragon for a while. They've been eliminating hardware, expecting you to buy dongles for some time now.
At my work, all of the conference rooms have a cluster of dongles sitting on the table so the presenter can connect to ethernet and the big screen.
We're a mixed environment of apple, microsoft surface, lenovo, etc etc etc.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 16, 2018 12:27 PM (9qZ3S)
Truly. It is a sight to behold.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 16, 2018 12:27 PM (gA69l)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 12:27 PM (fA1SL)
So Stormy Daniels' true form can now be revealed?
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ya4rsutr
I hesitated heavily before following the link.
"Page does not exist."
Whew.
Posted by: mindful webworker - close call at October 16, 2018 12:27 PM (e6MOU)
Posted by: Senator Ritt Momney at October 16, 2018 12:27 PM (oVJmc)
https://tinyurl.com/y8r7lsxw
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 16, 2018 12:28 PM (mQ0Mc)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 16, 2018 12:28 PM (cN2IQ)
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She's like a taxi. You pay the fare, you take a ride. Puts a lot of miles on the chassis.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2018 12:28 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2018 12:28 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Joe Biden, Super Genius at October 16, 2018 12:28 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2018 12:28 PM (SjwtK)
and corporations will pay annoying bogus people a modicum of money to
go away, just because fighting it out in court would be far more costly,
you haven't learned anything at all.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 16, 2018 12:27 PM (ujg0T)
That's a long-winded way to rephrase "I want to believe", Mulder, you coulda just used the quote and saved some typing time.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 12:28 PM (6JL3d)
No kidding, she was born in '79. She looks old enough to where I
thought her career peak was in the 70's. She got more miles on her than
halley's comet.
***
There is a theory that having relations with multiple men increases aging. I think there might be something to that...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 16, 2018 12:28 PM (eSx+E)
I've finally figured out who Stormy reminds me of. It's the late actress Sheree North.
https://tinyurl.com/y8r7lsxw
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 16, 2018 12:28 PM (mQ0Mc)
Yeah I can see that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2018 12:28 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 16, 2018 12:29 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 16, 2018 12:29 PM (iwiQ1)
Yes, that's what was so chilling about Obama: he was fine with dead bodies to score political points. Fast and Furious, abandoning not just his ambassador, but 30+ people at the CIA annex, Obamacare, etc. Dead people are fine, and advantage.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2018 12:29 PM (W+vEI)
Well, you can't spell asshole without 80% of the word Sasse
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 16, 2018 12:25 PM (O7MnT)
You can't spell Sasse without 'Ass'.
Posted by: Surfperch at October 16, 2018 12:29 PM (o4fG0)
Posted by: 23 Skidoo at October 16, 2018 12:29 PM (V+A8w)
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 12:28 PM (6JL3d)
No, actually it's a way of saying, "I really don't care."
The only thing Stormy Daniels deserves from Donald Trump is a Sybian. I wish he would order one and send it to her.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 16, 2018 12:29 PM (ujg0T)
I know many will disagree, but ...
Posted by: Forheremenaremen at October 16, 2018 12:07 PM (HB5Gm)
He isn't done winning. He's going to leave a hot, glowing-red, glass ditch on the cultural battlefield where Stormy Daniels once stood - and rightly so.
After 50 years you can't get Democrats to acknowledge Chappaquiddick,and Kennedy died and remains a "lion" of the Senate, as if it's some ceremonial position.
Over 25 years after Clarence Thomas was confirmed they dragged out Anita Hill to damage Kavanaugh.
He needs to take this to the limit so that he has a pelt to wear as a symbol of his vindication now and in the future and "pour decourager les autres.[\i]"
The woman (with a bad tit job) mocked his privates in print and on national broadcast television, but calling her "Horseface" crosses some line? Get bent.
Posted by: Not Thomas More at October 16, 2018 12:29 PM (sFT/D)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 16, 2018 12:29 PM (iwiQ1)
Hell, Trump just bought the cruise line. LOL
Posted by: rickb223
>Trump's Cruises and Helicopter Rides.
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at October 16, 2018 12:30 PM (m4krs)
Posted by: Maxine Waters, Horse Hair Wig at October 16, 2018 12:30 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 12:30 PM (fA1SL)
It's really not that weird. Laptop makers have been chasing the "skinnier is better" dragon for a while. They've been eliminating hardware, expecting you to buy dongles for some time now.
Probably why my current laptop is a 10 year old Panasonic Toughbook running Windows 7. I hardly ever use it anyway at all because my desktop rig does the serious work (writing, drawing, gaming) and my tablet is fine for surfing the net.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 16, 2018 12:30 PM (O7MnT)
F'n Steelcase. Wait'll it shits the bed. At that point, it's totally useless because there is no way to hook up to existing hardware because it's been set up hardline for the "junction".
Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2018 12:30 PM (0mP7b)
Now time for me to pick up more pool supplies. That Paolo sure likes to be thorough!
Posted by: Concerned Christian Conservative and Lifelong Republican at October 16, 2018 12:30 PM (BrQrN)
Should I post again Olivia Munn in a maid's outfit? Or the Japanese Maid firing the M82 .50cal sniper rifle?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 16, 2018 12:24 PM (iwiQ1)
I'll allow it.
Posted by: Moron Thread Judge at October 16, 2018 12:30 PM (VhKw6)
Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 12:30 PM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2018 12:30 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Sphynx at October 16, 2018 12:30 PM (rXie1)
IIRC, that's the term for the lock of hair found over the bottom joint in a horse's leg.
Or not.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2018 12:31 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 16, 2018 12:31 PM (cN2IQ)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at October 16, 2018 12:31 PM (ySAEx)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 16, 2018 12:31 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 16, 2018 12:31 PM (9KUj4)
Deep in the heart of texas my lawyers wait eagerly
for you...get along with the cheque Lil DOGGIES
I'm all out of 2 SCOOPS,DIET COKE & CHEESEBURGER
Cheeseburger cheeseburger Pepsi NO COKE.
Posted by: saf at October 16, 2018 12:31 PM (5IHGB)
Defeat with honor!
Posted by: Senator Ritt Momney at October 16, 2018 12:27 PM (oVJmc)
I taught you well, Mitt.
Posted by: Zombie John McCain at October 16, 2018 12:31 PM (o4fG0)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 16, 2018 12:31 PM (mpXpK)
No, actually it's a way of saying, "I really don't care."
The only thing Stormy Daniels deserves from Donald Trump is a Sybian. I wish he would order one and send it to her.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 16, 2018 12:29 PM (ujg0T)
Your apathy, legitimate or feigned, is basically irrelevant to what I was saying, but sure, whatever.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 12:32 PM (6JL3d)
(Actually, I don't know how that works when a suit gets tossed. Is it on the plaintiff, or plaintiff's attorney?)
______________
The fees are assessed against the party (Stormy Daniels, in this case).
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 16, 2018 12:32 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 12:32 PM (fA1SL)
https://youtu.be/Uds7g3M-4lQ
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 12:25 PM (fA1SL)
I will be in my bunk until further notice.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2018 12:32 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Curmudgeon
With part of her lawyer's fees monies.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2018 12:32 PM (0mP7b)
Posted by: Archer at October 16, 2018 12:32 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Kreplach at October 16, 2018 12:32 PM (kT3/m)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 16, 2018 12:32 PM (cN2IQ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 16, 2018 12:33 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Fritz at October 16, 2018 12:33 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 16, 2018 12:33 PM (cN2IQ)
Why are we wasting time going to a glue factory?
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at October 16, 2018 12:33 PM (AzW6q)
In the 1980's I was sued twice by a man who was a consummate practitioner of lawfare. Both suits...the first in state court and the second in federal...were thrown out. It cost me over $20,000 to get rid of this bastard and I never saw a penny of it back.
Posted by: creeper at October 16, 2018 12:33 PM (7xXFn)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2018 12:33 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 16, 2018 12:24 PM (iwiQ1)
I'll allow it.
Posted by: Moron Thread Judge at October 16, 2018 12:30 PM (VhKw6)
OVERRULED!
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge on the Ninth Circus Kangaroo Kourt of App-Eels at October 16, 2018 12:33 PM (o4fG0)
266 God, that's a quotable movie....
It's not personal.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 16, 2018 12:32 PM (cN2IQ)
What heart?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 16, 2018 12:33 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 12:34 PM (sgZqZ)
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Trying earnestly (The Importance of Being Earnest) to be like Dondi. Those two honestly creep me out because they are twins -- is he lobbying to get on Intel Committee or Armed Svcs? Ignorant sluts.
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 16, 2018 12:34 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 16, 2018 12:34 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 12:34 PM (vXQit)
inerrancy of the Bible (particularly the Old Testament, which sometimes
reads like royal propaganda for certain kings), which probably sets me
well apart from most of my coreligionists in these parts. David was an
adulterer and a murderer. I have no use for him.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 16, 2018 12:31 PM (9KUj4)
An interesting perspective, but it does invite the question; if one cannot treat Scriptural records (OT orNT) as verbatim truth, what guarantee do we have in the prophecies pertaining to Christ's coming, records of his life and death, prophecies of the world to come, or any of the behavioral code set forth in OT and NT (specifically, regarding sexual practices) as being actually legitimate, and not simply the opinion/belief of the writers?
If parts of Scripture are faked/embellished/not of Divine origin, what parts are they, and what can we trust? :/
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 12:34 PM (6JL3d)
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I'll plead ignorance but I'm not too surprised. The last "ultrathin" I'd looked at was three or so years ago and had a clever hinged jaw that would open and close on a cable. I thought that was a neat solution to the problem.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 16, 2018 12:34 PM (83Wfa)
Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 12:35 PM (sgZqZ)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 16, 2018 12:35 PM (gA69l)
But I've never had the entire communist party quoting a literal whore talking about my penis for an entire year in an ongoing attempt to destroy my family. What do these people expect? For Trump not to hit back?
George W Bush made us do all his fighting for him. Trump handles it all himself. God bless him.
Posted by: phone of kari at October 16, 2018 12:35 PM (VoMt7)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2018 12:35 PM (NWiLs)
Boss wants to see ya. He didn't have time to engrave nothin formal.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 12:35 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 16, 2018 12:35 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 16, 2018 12:24 PM (iwiQ1)
I'll allow it.
Posted by: Moron Thread Judge at October 16, 2018 12:30 PM (VhKw6)
OVERRULED!
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge on the Ninth Circus Kangaroo Kourt of App-Eels at October 16, 2018 12:33 PM (o4fG0)
You know how I know you're gay, your "honor"
Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2018 12:36 PM (NWiLs)
https://youtu.be/Uds7g3M-4lQ
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and
Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 12:25 PM (fA1SL)
I'm not even going to pretend.
I friggin' love everything about that.
I friggin' love it
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 12:36 PM (6JL3d)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 12:36 PM (fA1SL)
Is this just an attempt at ironic humor? or is he goading Creepy Porn Lawyer into refiling so that he can score another win on the rebound?
I no longer know how to interpret anything the President does. We're WAAAYYYYY through the looking glass in our politics these days.
Posted by: Ersatz at October 16, 2018 12:37 PM (zuVZw)
You can still buy monster-sized laptops, just look for "gaming" laptops.
They're big, heavy, expensive, and will cook your testicles.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 16, 2018 12:37 PM (9qZ3S)
Results: "You're 20 guys from NJ."
Posted by: Sphynx
> Stormy Danials:
46% Silicone
42% Dick Cheeze
12% Leather
100% Whore
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at October 16, 2018 12:37 PM (m4krs)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 12:36 PM (fA1SL)
Never saw it. At this point, I just want the world to burn anyway.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2018 12:37 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Kinley Ardal
Was Jonah really swallowed by a whale, or a "big fish", or was it a metaphor for being consumed by your troubles?
There is a lot of beautiful poetry, prose and story telling in the Old Testament, and likely some of it is meant as a teaching parables, than absolute literal truth.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at October 16, 2018 12:37 PM (vcOmj)
Maybe Kristol gave him the blow-by-blow while watching them with a telescope?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 16, 2018 12:37 PM (gA69l)
Posted by: bear
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We're all sinners. That David had feet of clay should not be surprising. He did, after all, pay a price.
OTOH, David made and wrote some profound theological tracts, if I may call them that. I believe that those writings reflected a profound faith, whatever his shortcomings.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2018 12:37 PM (vyAx2)
Two tickets to Monday's upcoming Trump Rally at NRG Arena, Houston, TX.
And yes, I'll have but just returned from the TxMoMeet, the day before.
Morons,'Ettes, gunfire, gastronomical excess, drinkage and a Presidential Event, all in rapid succession.
You may proceed to envy me now.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 16, 2018 12:38 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: DaveA at October 16, 2018 12:38 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at October 16, 2018 12:38 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at October 16, 2018 12:38 PM (cNbAK)
And not for nothing, Dennis Prager's book, "The Rational Bible" is utterly outstanding.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 16, 2018 12:38 PM (gA69l)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 16, 2018 12:38 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 16, 2018 12:38 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 16, 2018 12:38 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 16, 2018 12:24 PM (iwiQ1)
I'll allow it.
Posted by: Moron Thread Judge at October 16, 2018 12:30 PM (VhKw6)
OVERRULED!
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge on the Ninth Circus Kangaroo Kourt of App-Eels at October 16, 2018 12:33 PM (o4fG0)
You know how I know you're gay, your "honor"
Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2018 12:36 PM (NWiLs)
Looks like someone needs a "restraining order".
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge on the Ninth Circus Kangaroo Kourt of App-Eels at October 16, 2018 12:39 PM (o4fG0)
Two tickets to Monday's upcoming Trump Rally at NRG Arena, Houston, TX.
And yes, I'll have but just returned from the TxMoMeet, the day before.
Morons,'Ettes, gunfire, gastronomical excess, drinkage and a Presidential Event, all in rapid succession.
You may proceed to envy me now.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 16, 2018 12:38 PM (QzJWU)
I'm happy for you. Some people get to enjoy life, others don't. No sense being envious.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2018 12:39 PM (NWiLs)
Morons,'Ettes, gunfire, gastronomical excess, drinkage and a Presidential Event, all in rapid succession.
You may proceed to envy me now.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim
Bows in your presence.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2018 12:39 PM (0mP7b)
46% Silicone
42% Dick Cheeze
12% Leather
100% Whore
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic
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It all adds up! Science!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2018 12:39 PM (vyAx2)
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 16, 2018 12:38 PM (QzJWU)
You're going! How fun...give us updates.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 16, 2018 12:39 PM (a0IVu)
insult a woman based on her looks. My mother and even more to the point
my father would have had my ass if I'd ever talked to a girl like that
as a kid, and that's how i live now.
But I've never had the entire communist party quoting a literal
whore talking about my penis for an entire year in an ongoing attempt to
destroy my family. What do these people expect? For Trump not to hit
back?
George W Bush made us do all his fighting for him. Trump handles it all himself. God bless him.
Posted by: phone of kari at October 16, 2018 12:35 PM (VoMt7)
I agree with all this, and I live the same way. I won't insult anyone based on their looks; some among us are dealt a bad hand, and if we could see how they will look in the world to come, as C.S. Lewis points out in The Weight of Glory, we would be strongly tempted to worship them.
The quote goes, It is a serious thing to live in a society of possible gods and goddesses, to remember that the dullest most uninteresting person you can talk to may one day be a creature which,if you saw it now, you would be strongly tempted to worship, or else a horror and a corruption such as you now meet, if at all, only in a nightmare. All day long we are, in some degree helping each other to one or the other of these destinations. It is in the light of these overwhelming possibilities, it is with the awe and the circumspection proper to them, that we should conduct all of our dealings with one another, all friendships, all loves, all play, all politics. There are no ordinary people. You have never talked to a mere mortal. Nations, cultures, arts, civilizations - these are mortal, and their life is to ours as the life of a gnat. But it is immortals whom we joke with, work with, marry, snub, and exploit - immortal horrors or everlasting splendors
One of my favorite quotes and something I try to live by daily.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 12:39 PM (6JL3d)
Posted by: DocJ at October 16, 2018 12:39 PM (NYS7S)
That's some magic marketing talk right there.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2018 12:39 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 16, 2018 12:38 PM (ty7RM)
The Biden Foundation for Young Girls at Risk.
Posted by: Miklos, suggesting at October 16, 2018 12:40 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: concrete girl at October 16, 2018 12:40 PM (Zxy5I)
Two tickets to Monday's upcoming Trump Rally at NRG Arena, Houston, TX.
And yes, I'll have but just returned from the TxMoMeet, the day before.
Morons,'Ettes, gunfire, gastronomical excess, drinkage and a Presidential Event, all in rapid succession.
You may proceed to envy me now.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX""
We want photos. Lots of photos.
Posted by: Tuna at October 16, 2018 12:40 PM (Phln5)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 16, 2018 12:40 PM (iwiQ1)
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 16, 2018 12:40 PM (fyr/6)
Two tickets to Monday's upcoming Trump Rally at NRG Arena, Houston, TX.
Posted by: Jim at October 16, 2018 12:38 PM (QzJWU)
Bring a Horde related sign.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at October 16, 2018 12:40 PM (72PAC)
Trump should donate the fees, assuming he would ever see them, to a charity that works with recovering strippers.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 16, 2018 12:38 PM (ty7RM)
The Biden Foundation for Young Girls at Risk.
Posted by: Miklos, suggesting at October 16, 2018 12:40 PM (zCyNd)
Or to a pro-life foundation..
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 16, 2018 12:41 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2018 12:41 PM (0/zKO)
Posted by: Sphynx at October 16, 2018 12:41 PM (rXie1)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 16, 2018 12:38 PM (QzJWU)
Envy you? No. I will be sitting next to you at Ben's.
Posted by: creeper at October 16, 2018 12:41 PM (7xXFn)
Posted by: kraken at October 16, 2018 12:41 PM (ffWPP)
Then you go with the poor man's conference room.
Connect a desktop to the hardware with wires all over the place. Then RDP into that desktop whenever you want to present.
I've seen this setup in conference rooms that have existed in that state for YEARS. It always feels so ghetto.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 16, 2018 12:41 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 12:41 PM (fA1SL)
She should be happy with horseface.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 16, 2018 12:22 PM (fqUgw)
"Walking arthropod habitat"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2018 12:42 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2018 12:42 PM (0mP7b)
There are no moving pictures on the link, but it's a fun song:
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=9QG-caBNE8I
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 16, 2018 12:42 PM (83Wfa)
Well, being Atlanta is close to Athens and its Currnet year, folks are trying to blow this up into a case of our head coach and coaching staff being RACIST and the University. No I'm not kidding.
Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at October 16, 2018 12:42 PM (kBiSH)
Posted by: kraken at October 16, 2018 12:41 PM (ffWPP)
Small hands, smells like cabbage.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2018 12:42 PM (NWiLs)
Many don't understand both books because of this. Very difficult at times to separate facts being stated and hidden knowledge being semi revealed.
Too many interpreters don't get this. Especially those that are not Christian.
I don't know about the Jews but I think they get it.
Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 12:42 PM (sgZqZ)
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at October 16, 2018 12:42 PM (itFoa)
Posted by: Surfperch at October 16, 2018 12:43 PM (o4fG0)
Posted by: Ever at October 16, 2018 12:43 PM (Y4X12)
.......and for penance my son, 3 How's your Father,1 who'se yer Daddy and 3 Stormy Jack Daniels.....thank U father ...I shall sin again and often.....
Posted by: saf at October 16, 2018 12:43 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Octopussy at October 16, 2018 12:43 PM (7q1jA)
Posted by: Ersatz at October 16, 2018 12:37 PM (zuVZw)
You know how many new, one name posters have said exactly the same thing this morning?
Posted by: Senator Ritt Momney at October 16, 2018 12:43 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 16, 2018 12:28 PM (eSx+E)
I'm not sure it's the multiple men, or the staying up half the night guzzling tequila and snorting cocaine off a guy's balls.
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at October 16, 2018 12:43 PM (RntpW)
Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 12:43 PM (mCMQ5)
Was Jonah really swallowed by a whale, or a "big fish", or was it a metaphor for being consumed by your troubles?
There is a lot of beautiful poetry, prose and story telling in the
Old Testament, and likely some of it is meant as a teaching parables,
than absolute literal truth.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative at October 16, 2018 12:37 PM (vcOmj)
If Jonah and Job were only metaphors, and if people staying alive standing in the fire under Nebuchadnezzar's idol is just a story, why was it included in Scripture at all, by a God who (supposedly) values the truth?
What need has God for tall tales?
And, if those be tall tales, how are we to be sure that the stories pertaining to Christ and his miracles and resurrection are not also mere tales about overcoming adversity and looking to a better tomorrow?
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 12:43 PM (6JL3d)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 16, 2018 12:43 PM (9KUj4)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 16, 2018 12:31 PM (9KUj4)
I could say well I guess God is a bigger person than you then...
David's flaws were kind of the point of David.
Posted by: blaster at October 16, 2018 12:43 PM (VhKw6)
Posted by: Donald Trump's Porn Star Fucking Forhead Merkin at October 16, 2018 12:44 PM (ZTWVa)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2018 12:44 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 12:44 PM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 12:41 PM (fA1SL)
That settles it ... I'll stream it this week. Thanks.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 16, 2018 12:44 PM (fyr/6)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2018 12:44 PM (AzW6q)
Another great Miller's Crossing quote!
Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2018 12:44 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: phone of kari at October 16, 2018 12:35 PM (VoMt7)
====================
Low Energy Family. Sad!
Posted by: Donny Two Scoops at October 16, 2018 12:44 PM (76Nxz)
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 12:45 PM (ZTWVa)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2018 12:45 PM (O2RFr)
This can't end soon enough.
Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at October 16, 2018 12:45 PM (kBiSH)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 12:45 PM (fA1SL)
lololol
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 16, 2018 12:45 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Emily Litella at October 16, 2018 12:45 PM (vbJig)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 16, 2018 12:45 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 16, 2018 12:45 PM (83Wfa)
Posted by: DocJ at October 16, 2018 12:45 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: kraken at October 16, 2018 12:45 PM (ffWPP)
I had never seen one like that before with no cat5e connection.
A couple of years ago Milady and I acquired two nice little tablet/laptops from Asus. Didn't realize until we got them that they had no net ports. Would've spent a few dollars more for the next grade up. Still, we've managed.
Posted by: mindful webworker - close call at October 16, 2018 12:45 PM (e6MOU)
Posted by: phone of kari at October 16, 2018 12:45 PM (VoMt7)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2018 12:45 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 12:46 PM (ZTWVa)
There is a lot of beautiful poetry, prose and story telling in the Old Testament, and likely some of it is meant as a teaching parables, than absolute literal truth.
I figure a God who is powerful enough to create the entire universe can make one big fish and put it on the way to Tarshish.
Posted by: blaster at October 16, 2018 12:46 PM (VhKw6)
In other words, today is a day which ends in 'y'.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at October 16, 2018 12:46 PM (9Ni3Z)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 16, 2018 12:47 PM (9KUj4)
This.
Daniels looks like a woman who worried a lot, drank a lot of hard booze, did a lot of drugs of unknown provenance, and generally made a lot of bad decisions.
That may be fun for a while, but the consequences get written all over one's face.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 16, 2018 12:47 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: kraken at October 16, 2018 12:47 PM (ffWPP)
trump might as well cum out and admit hes given up securing the vote of women of ill repute early night 2020
Posted by: Comraderie at October 16, 2018 12:47 PM (URwyc)
Posted by: garrett's new T Shirt at October 16, 2018 12:47 PM (ZTWVa)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 12:47 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2018 12:47 PM (0mP7b)
I think the ugly remark is a twofur. It goes to an inner and outer ugliness. A beautiful person with an ugly soul still weighs down the ugly pan on the scales of judgement.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 16, 2018 12:47 PM (e1mEI)
But I don't wanna be mistaken for a concern troll today.
Posted by: Oschisms at October 16, 2018 12:47 PM (76Nxz)
Posted by: Velveteen Mongoose at October 16, 2018 12:48 PM (4YHTV)
Posted by: blaster at October 16, 2018 12:46 PM (VhKw6)
When it boils down, this is basically the gist of where I'm coming from.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 12:48 PM (6JL3d)
https://bit.ly/2PCT8az
Posted by: bonhomme at October 16, 2018 12:48 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2018 12:48 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 12:47 PM (fA1SL)
Mother Teresa frowns.....
Posted by: kraken at October 16, 2018 12:48 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at October 16, 2018 12:37 PM (vcOmj)
Likely? Or, maybe you were just told this or read something by an "intellectual" and you wanted to be an "intellectual", too?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 16, 2018 12:48 PM (3sjI6)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 16, 2018 12:48 PM (iwiQ1)
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 12:48 PM (ZTWVa)
If you're buying intel and want anything that actually feels faster than what you thought you were upgrading from you pretty much have to look for the "gaming" tag (and you probably can't always rely on that) or something with HQ after the processor name.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 16, 2018 12:48 PM (83Wfa)
Posted by: Tuna at October 16, 2018 12:49 PM (Phln5)
Are the soibois worried about all of the horrible things and threats made to Trump and his family?
Hard to have empathy to a woman who is a fraud and money hungry, and her lawyer who is another scroungy little rat,
Posted by: Cheri at October 16, 2018 12:49 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 12:49 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: blaster at October 16, 2018 12:46 PM (VhKw6)
When it boils down, this is basically the gist of where I'm coming from.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 12:48 PM (6JL3d)
It was actually a submarine built by the Sumerians using ancient alien astronaut technology.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2018 12:49 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at October 16, 2018 12:49 PM (kBiSH)
I always thought there were way more women than men for some reason.
But it's not true.
That can easily be countered if Blacks vote for Trump in large numbers.
Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 12:49 PM (sgZqZ)
Posted by: Catholic Church at October 16, 2018 12:49 PM (PPbDD)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 16, 2018 12:49 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Common Tater at October 16, 2018 12:49 PM (dmWPe)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 16, 2018 12:50 PM (VpIIl)
From Tropoje?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2018 12:48 PM (6qErC)
We are all from Tropoje.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2018 12:50 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 12:50 PM (sgZqZ)
I'm stunned by this logic.
Something that Trump did + something you believe = scientific proof!
Just joining phrases together is sufficient.
Posted by: t-bird at October 16, 2018 12:50 PM (CE5C/)
Posted by: irright at October 16, 2018 12:50 PM (pMGkg)
In re Warren:
Colleges and universities say two things simultaneously.
1) Affirmative action is essential to maintaining diversity.
2) No one has ever been hired or admitted based on affirmative action.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2018 12:50 PM (BWL+E)
OTOH, David made and wrote some profound theological tracts, if I may call them that. I believe that those writings reflected a profound faith, whatever his shortcomings."
I've been through a couple study books on David, a fascinating character and an early object lesson in Power that rings true.
When David is at his best is when he's young, and beset by his enemies, and struggling. He has to depend on God for everything because he's in a bad spot, with evil men chasing him (Saul's Army) and he knows he can't rely on his own strength alone. As long as he is in this frame of mind and spirit, he advances from victory to victory.
And then he even wins it all, and he becomes King, and he gets handed everything he ever dreamed of along with absolute power. So what happens? He gets lazy and lustful and starts depending only on himself, and right then is when everything starts to go wrong for him. It happened because he was given everything he ever could have wanted, but he let it go to his head.
In the end, he repented bitterly of the sins he had committed when he became drunk with his own power, which is why he remained a man after God's own heart. One of the most important lessons of his life - even the Best of us can and will be corrupted and turned by Power.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2018 12:50 PM (Kpl3J)
>If Trump comes back to Mobile, I'll need to be there.
The sign would by ended with "Posted by Delaforce"
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at October 16, 2018 12:51 PM (m4krs)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR,
and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 12:47 PM (fA1SL)
AND TURKS! My Dedo, hated Turks!
Posted by: Archer at October 16, 2018 12:51 PM (gmo/4)
'Obviously you have never met an Albanian.'.
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 12:51 PM (ZTWVa)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 16, 2018 12:51 PM (9KUj4)
Posted by: MikeN at October 16, 2018 12:51 PM (o/eHL)
Posted by: kraken at October 16, 2018 12:51 PM (ffWPP)
A bag off mushroom dicks perchance,that's her job FFS.
Posted by: saf at October 16, 2018 12:51 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2018 12:51 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2018 12:51 PM (ZY9MN)
Posted by: Coach at October 16, 2018 12:51 PM (FGvan)
https://twitter.com/tankcat/status/1052210159001497600
What an awful wreck. Also, the van was probably damaged in the collision.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 16, 2018 12:51 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Catherine the Great at October 16, 2018 12:16 PM (hqZPQ)
you owe my work a new keyboard and monitor...
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 16, 2018 12:51 PM (8D42x)
Maid outfits?
Should I post again Olivia Munn in a maid's outfit? Or the Japanese Maid firing the M82 .50cal sniper rifle?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 16, 2018
*
*
My vote for Olivia Munn!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 16, 2018 12:52 PM (Fz8ov)
Prehistoric Sperm Whales, shuddap, were ginormous. Could easily have swallowed a man whole.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2018 12:52 PM (/tuJf)
What need has God for tall tales?
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 12:43 PM (6JL3d)
Try Islam - you're gonna love it!
Posted by: Not Thomas More at October 16, 2018 12:52 PM (sFT/D)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 12:52 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: DR.WTF? at October 16, 2018 12:52 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 16, 2018 12:48 PM (3sjI6)
That was an insult. You owe the poster an apology.
Posted by: creeper at October 16, 2018 12:53 PM (7xXFn)
Posted by: Oschisms at October 16, 2018 12:53 PM (76Nxz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2018 12:51 PM (ZY9MN)
Usually one of mine's in my mouth.
Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 12:53 PM (sgZqZ)
Heh. Totally.
I tell my wife when to go to bed, what to eat, what to wear, she can't go anywhere without me, and she has to ask me to buy things for her.
Oh, wait. None of that is true.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 16, 2018 12:53 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 12:48 PM (ZTWVa)
Was it over when the Albanians bombed Pearl Harbor?
Posted by: Miklos, Albanian proofreader at October 16, 2018 12:53 PM (zCyNd)
Prehistoric Sperm Whales, shuddap, were ginormous. Could easily have swallowed a man whole.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2018 12:52 PM (/tuJf)
Saw Jack Ham ride one in Kentucky.....
Posted by: kraken at October 16, 2018 12:53 PM (ffWPP)
That might be the only beneficial thing to ever come of Albania.
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 12:48 PM (ZTWVa)
What are we, chopped liver?
Posted by: Albanian SKS's, extremely rare and valuable at October 16, 2018 12:53 PM (o4fG0)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 16, 2018 12:53 PM (9KUj4)
Posted by: Chris M at October 16, 2018 12:53 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at October 16, 2018 12:53 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 12:53 PM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 16, 2018 12:53 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Max Power at October 16, 2018 12:53 PM (QCc6B)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 16, 2018 12:51 PM (O7MnT)
Looking for a soul to steal?
Posted by: hogmartin at October 16, 2018 12:54 PM (WRjNq)
Video at Breitbart
The picture on the article looks like an SNL skit! ...which is a reminder that I treat women like objects, I know.
Posted by: t-bird at October 16, 2018 12:54 PM (Y9zp1)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 16, 2018 12:54 PM (iwiQ1)
Lies, it's all lies. They meant to say she f**ked the Horse MASTER.
Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 12:54 PM (sgZqZ)
Posted by: Kreplach at October 16, 2018 12:54 PM (kT3/m)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 16, 2018 12:54 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: DR.WTF?
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Probably a sign that your day has taken a turn for the worse.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2018 12:54 PM (ZY9MN)
Posted by: Percival at October 16, 2018 12:54 PM (bkRLk)
Posted by: Tim Blarney at October 16, 2018 12:55 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Coach at October 16, 2018 12:51 PM (FGvan)
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Well, chrome, and civil disorder in Serbia. That's a big one.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2018 12:55 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: kraken at October 16, 2018 12:47 PM (ffWPP)
It's one of my favorites too, because it showcases firsthand the difference between God and we human beings.
Jonah was angry that the Assyrians repented and were spared from destruction, when he ought to have been happy about it. Indeed, God excoriated Jonah for that very thing with the big-leafed plant and the worm that devoured its root.
God told him if I should have spared that plant, how much more should I have spared that great city Nineveh, in which there are sixscore thousand people that cannot tell their left hand from their right, and many animals besides?
God is more merciful than we are. This fact is frequently lost on Christians, who understand it intellectually, but do not understand it in their heart. He is kind to the unjust and the wicked, not desiring that anyone should perish, but that all should live forever. Indeed, when Christians quote Scripture of God, "My ways are higher than your ways, and my thoughts higher than your thoughts" in Isaiah 55, it is usually quoted bare and robbed of its context, in which God's everlasting mercy and goodwill are stated as absolutes, and that He will accomplish what he desires, and what he desires is to freely pardon sinners and bring them to righteous prosperity.
Jonah is a textbook study of God's moral superiority to us and everyone needs to read it and let it really sink in.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 12:55 PM (6JL3d)
"Even so, it's still about 1/1024 as offensive as socialism."
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 16, 2018 12:55 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 12:55 PM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: blaster at October 16, 2018 12:46 PM (VhKw6)
When it boils down, this is basically the gist of where I'm coming from.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 12:48 PM (6JL3d)
It was actually a submarine built by the Sumerians using ancient alien astronaut technology.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2018 12:49 PM (NWiLs)
What, not Acient Slavonaut tech?
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 16, 2018 12:55 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 12:53 PM (mCMQ5)
He's not a germaphobe.
Posted by: Not Thomas More at October 16, 2018 12:55 PM (sFT/D)
Posted by: Senator Ritt Momney at October 16, 2018 12:43 PM (oVJmc)
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No . . . I don't
This is the first thread I've read this morning, and I didn't see the point made, so I offered my two cents.
In future, to insure that I'm sufficiently original, I'll review the whole interwebs before chiming in.
Posted by: Ersatz at October 16, 2018 12:55 PM (zuVZw)
Heh. Totally.
I tell my wife when to go to bed, what to eat, what to wear, she can't go anywhere without me, and she has to ask me to buy things for her.
Oh, wait. None of that is true.
Posted by: bonhomme
Would be. If you were muslim.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2018 12:55 PM (0mP7b)
Were they the ones that had the receiver machined and not stamped?
Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 12:55 PM (sgZqZ)
believe but the percentage of men and women in the country is only about
1%.
The rest?
Posted by: Senator Ritt Momney at October 16, 2018 12:55 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Tim Blarney at October 16, 2018 12:55 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 16, 2018 12:55 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: Princess Diana at October 16, 2018 12:55 PM (ZY9MN)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and
Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 12:52 PM (fA1SL)
Well the Albanian thing goes without saying for my Dedo. But the Turks held a special place in Dedo's hate list.
Posted by: Archer at October 16, 2018 12:56 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: VA MKZ at October 16, 2018 12:56 PM (YIsx4)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 12:56 PM (fA1SL)
The white knighting has to stop. It's killing our country. We are being
held hostage by emotional terrorists.... And I'm talking about the white
knights in this context.
Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at October 16, 2018 12:49 PM (kBiSH)
The internet white knight is also likely to be the last guy to stand if witnessing an actual assault on somebody.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at October 16, 2018 12:56 PM (Hn6S7)
Well you've gotten all butt-hurt so probably not a Russian 'bot.
Maybe a Russian troll.
Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 12:56 PM (sgZqZ)
Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 12:55 PM (sgZqZ)
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You can pick up the same model next door in Serbia and it's not all stinky and Albanian. And yes, machined, not stamped. Finns made 'em that way too.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2018 12:57 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: David Dennison at October 16, 2018 12:57 PM (oyvQI)
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Bring a Horde related, 2x4 sign.
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Mounted on a 2x4, for the benefit of the protesters outside.
Posted by: irright at October 16, 2018 12:57 PM (pMGkg)
Dedo is Spanish for finger.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 16, 2018 12:55 PM (9qZ3S)
It's also Macedonian for Grandfather
Posted by: Archer at October 16, 2018 12:57 PM (gmo/4)
Well you've gotten all butt-hurt so probably not a Russian 'bot.
Maybe a Russian troll.
Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 12:56 PM (sgZqZ)
Macedonian concern farmer.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2018 12:57 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo
That's what she gets for dancing the Casino circuit.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2018 12:57 PM (0mP7b)
Posted by: Velveteen Mongoose at October 16, 2018 12:57 PM (4YHTV)
Posted by: Neighbor of horseface at October 16, 2018 12:57 PM (Wa5hI)
Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 12:58 PM (sgZqZ)
Macedonian? I think you mean Gypsy.
(Sorry, canned response for the Macedonian ex wife)
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 12:58 PM (ZTWVa)
Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 12:59 PM (sgZqZ)
Funny, that they have different rules for different castes.
Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at October 16, 2018 12:59 PM (kBiSH)
Posted by: Common Tater at October 16, 2018 12:49 PM
Attending a 'fund raiser' for Menendez? I'll bet. She probably got told to get your ass down here and help out or I'm spilling the beans on the 15 year olds Bill and I daisy chained.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 16, 2018 12:59 PM (URwyc)
whenever they're going to brush off sins in the next breath. We are all
sinners. We don't all sin equally. Show of hands: who here has killed
someone to have that person's spouse?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 16, 2018 12:53 PM (9KUj4)
Christ said that even the desire to take someone's spouse is the very same thing.
If you've envied in your mind, in Christ's words, you're a thef and an adulterer. If you've been angry and hated someone, you're a murderer. Paul cautioned us on being proud of our moral superiority, and rightly so, because that was the way of the Pharisees, who Christ condemned as "whitewashed tombs, beautiful to look at, but full of death and decay inside."
Recognizing our own capacity for evil is an exceedingly important aspect of Christian development. The phrase "There but for the grace of God go I" needs to be writ in our hearts. We should not rush to take credit for our good choices and our self-restraint, for oftentimes it may be that it is simply environment or better awareness of God that enables us to make that good decision.
We as Christians aren't given room to boast. Down that path lay danger.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 12:59 PM (6JL3d)
go anywhere without me, and she has to ask me to buy things for her.
In'shallah, brother!
Posted by: Achmed at October 16, 2018 12:59 PM (VckGX)
almost harpoon like in it's whale oil be fcucked potential..
stand aside Ahab you Ayrab..my second coming discovered Saudi OIL.
Posted by: saf at October 16, 2018 12:59 PM (5IHGB)
Different strokes but that seems like a poor choice to me.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2018 12:59 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 12:53 PM (mCMQ5)
And of course any presumed interaction happened years before he became president.
Everyone knew Trump is a poon hound. Three marriages. He cheated on Ivana with Marla Maples if memory serves.
I didn't care before and I care less now with his track record so far in office.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 16, 2018 12:59 PM (4ErVI)
Thanks, Mike Hammer, at least my septic tank didn't float away. That seems to have been a thing here. Surge 12 feet, much worse than winds. I feel blessed and lucky. Port St Joe and Mexico Beach, heart breaking. And, that would be us, if it had hit 20 miles east.
Posted by: Ever at October 16, 2018 12:59 PM (Y4X12)
Dedo is Spanish for finger.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 16, 2018 12:55 PM (9qZ3S)
And oddly there's no separate word for "toes." Toes are "los dedos de los pies," i.e. "the fingers of the feet." Weird the stuff you remember from high school Spanish.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2018 12:59 PM (NWiLs)
A hard message for narcissistic snowflakes to accept.....
Posted by: kraken at October 16, 2018 01:00 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 16, 2018 12:55 PM (9qZ3S)
It's also Macedonian for Grandfather
Posted by: Archer at October 16, 2018 12:57 PM (gmo/4)
Hmmm. *stares off into the distance*
Posted by: DR.WTF? at October 16, 2018 01:00 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared
*tips fedora aggressively and rapidly*
Posted by: Dick, the White Knight at October 16, 2018 01:00 PM (m4krs)
Posted by: klaftern at October 16, 2018 01:00 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Timon at October 16, 2018 01:00 PM (G5IFy)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 16, 2018 01:00 PM (a0IVu)
this woman? Didn't the Blasey Ford circus
Posted by: Velveteen Mongoose at October 16, 2018 12:57 PM (4YHTV)
One of these things is not like the other
One of these things don't have NDAs
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 01:01 PM (6JL3d)
Posted by: irright
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Just a thought.
Posted by: Buford Pusser at October 16, 2018 01:01 PM (sc/gu)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 16, 2018 01:01 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 16, 2018 01:01 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: klaftern at October 16, 2018 01:00 PM (RuIsu)
Wasn't he one of Obama's earliest press secretaries?
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 01:01 PM (6JL3d)
Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 01:01 PM (sgZqZ)
If 2% of what detractors of Mormonism say about us were true, we'd be almost as bad as Muslims.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 16, 2018 01:01 PM (9qZ3S)
Back to my book, I can't keep up with the comments being posted so fast.
* waves to Vic over the crowd *
No kidding! I stop to write two lines and fall a hundred comments behind.
Posted by: mindful webworker - it's like a Trump rally in here at October 16, 2018 01:01 PM (+RmjD)
If you can't stand having the fight taken to you :
Stop Breathing My Air and Get The Fuck Off Of My Planet.
Survival of the Fittest, and You Ain't It, c***rag.
Posted by: Hikaru at October 16, 2018 01:01 PM (UnA8+)
It's 2018. Minus six equals 2012. Deficit then was 1.087T.
Math, it's what's for dinner.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2018 01:01 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&Vsez The BREWERS - your NL Central champions!!!! at October 16, 2018 01:02 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 12:59 PM (sgZqZ)
Eww, I don't want anything to do with the troll's goat, no telling where that thing's been!
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 16, 2018 01:02 PM (RD7QR)
Hey dummy, check the previous thread.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 16, 2018 01:02 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at October 16, 2018 01:02 PM (3RwxV)
The RULES as printed with the Trump Rally admission tickets, specifically prohibit bringing any posters or placards into the event hall.
Now, if someone can work up a baseball cap with Ace's trademarked skull n' crossed swords from the masthead....at least that'd be a recognizable symbol. Get it to me by Sunday?
MAKE PIRACY GREAT AGAIN!
Trump would've been the King of Pirates.
Ain't no buckle ever been swashed quite like his, neither before or likely after.
We're living this history being made, each and every day, right before our very eyes.
Ours will be a generation which will speak witness to the Age of Trump.
Those yet to come, will envy us, the way so many envy we who lived the Reagan Years.
Reagans two terms were indeed, great.
Trump though is re-writing the Book of Greatness, and in his image as he does.
Epic times, folks. We're living in epic times.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 16, 2018 01:02 PM (QzJWU)
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Who the hell is tim carney?
Posted by: klaftern at October 16, 2018 01:00 PM
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Funny bastard. Worked with Carroll O'Connor.
Posted by: irright at October 16, 2018 01:03 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at October 16, 2018 01:03 PM (jjaLl)
I think the problem that a lot of people have with Christianity is that
they can't accept that God is BETTER than they are, and has the right
and authority to tell us what we should do.
A hard message for narcissistic snowflakes to accept.....
Posted by: kraken at October 16, 2018 01:00 PM (ffWPP)
What brought Satan down?"Better to reign in hell than to serve in heaven."
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&Vsez The BREWERS - your NL Central champions!!!! at October 16, 2018 01:03 PM (d6Ksn)
Who can forget the kindness and caring of Bill Clinton when he recommended that Juanita get a band-aid for her split lip after he raped her. Sometimes he just gets carried away.
Posted by: PJ at October 16, 2018 01:04 PM (qlTN9)
Autism Speaks.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 01:04 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: JAS at October 16, 2018 12:06 PM (3HNOQ)
Stormy Daniels. She is supposedly 39 or 40? Damnnn she got more miles on her than the space shuttle.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2018 12:08 PM (9Om/r)
I guess "tunnelcooter" wouldn't fly on the Twatters.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2018 01:04 PM (iwUO9)
Found the discussion amusing. Thought I'd engage with an attempt at humor. Maybe a lame one, ok.
Replied just to signal that I hadn't intentionally plagiarized anyone.
I'll do my best to survive the criticism.
PS: am I missing something about the one-name thing? Is that gauche? Etiquette lessons welcome.
Posted by: Ersatz at October 16, 2018 01:04 PM (zuVZw)
It's funny watching liberals pretend they care about the deficit.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2018 01:04 PM (/tuJf)
He's concerned that Democrats are letting issues like Liz Warren's DNA and Stormy's lawsuit are distracting Dems from the issues they need to focus on to win Congress. I am not making that up.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 16, 2018 01:04 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 16, 2018 01:04 PM (9KUj4)
I think you mean:
"It's better to burn out than fade away".
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 01:04 PM (ZTWVa)
A hard message for narcissistic snowflakes to accept.....
Posted by: kraken
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"Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried." - Gilbert K. Chesterton
Posted by: Buford Pusser at October 16, 2018 01:05 PM (gfQAD)
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 01:01 PM (6JL3d)
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You're thinking of smarmy Marxist Jay Carney.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2018 01:05 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Miklos, more Lumbee probably at October 16, 2018 01:05 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2018 01:05 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at October 16, 2018 01:05 PM (t41dG)
Posted by: Not Thomas More at October 16, 2018 12:55 PM (sFT/D)'Yeah, that's why the Washington Compost wrote this article just before the inauguration.
"Shaking Hands is Barbaric; Donald Trump the germaphobe in chief"
Posted by: Timon at October 16, 2018 01:05 PM (G5IFy)
System 76 "Bonobo" series. Sure, they only run Linux, but I've seen smaller desktops.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 16, 2018 01:05 PM (7uLBT)
Posted by: Winston S Churchill at October 16, 2018 01:05 PM (ie85J)
Posted by: Lieawatha Warren-Bono at October 16, 2018 01:05 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Moron Signage at October 16, 2018 01:06 PM (ZTWVa)
Macedonian? I think you mean Gypsy.
(Sorry, canned response for the Macedonian ex wife)
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 12:58 PM (ZTWVa)
LOL! No offense taken. Macedonian women are dangerous. Plus the Greeks say Macedonians are really just Serbs that live in the mountains.
Posted by: Archer at October 16, 2018 01:06 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2018 12:59 PM (NWiLs)
The German for "gloves" translates literally to "hand shoes".
Posted by: hogmartin at October 16, 2018 01:06 PM (WRjNq)
However the federal government prints money - which it creates out of nothing. When it taxes money from people that money is destroyed - it goes to the same place it came from when it was created. A federal deficit is a sign of a growing economy. A federal surplus would be a very bad thing since that would mean that the money supply is shrinking - which occurs when the GDP is shrinking.
Deficit and debt are very different things. The evil party equates the two because it wants to destroy the United States so it cons conservatives into "borrowing" money to cover the deficit because conservatives don't know any better. If you could print money why would you ever have to borrow money from anyone?
Posted by: An Observation at October 16, 2018 01:06 PM (Ew9wx)
Posted by: Ersatz at October 16, 2018 01:04 PM
trolling checklist:
[ X ] no punctuation
[ X ] many misspellings
[ X ] inflammatory nonsense
[ X ] start nic with letter 'c' is preferred
[ X ] capitalization is optional
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 16, 2018 01:06 PM (URwyc)
(ps ersatz: don't take everything so seriously. Especially here)
Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 01:06 PM (sgZqZ)
The New York Times and CNN have reported that she is only 1/1000 part horse.
We should be addressing issues like children's arms being ripped off by their parents at the border and other stuff.
I'm concerned, dammit!
Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at October 16, 2018 01:06 PM (UFgOG)
I think you mean:
"It's better to burn out than fade away".
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 01:04 PM (ZTWVa)
I think you mean:
"... live in hell and rent out Texas."
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 16, 2018 01:06 PM (QLvwG)
Breaking: Lakotah, Sioux, Apache, and Comanche Nations pledge loyalty to Lindsey Graham
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 01:07 PM (fA1SL)
You're thinking of smarmy Marxist Jay Carney.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2018 01:05 PM (AzW6q)
Ugh, that's right, thanks for the correction.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 01:07 PM (6JL3d)
It's funny watching liberals pretend they care about the deficit.
Posted by: JackStraw
It's funny watching liberals care about a president's sex life.
*cough JFK cough*
Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2018 01:07 PM (0mP7b)
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 01:04 PM (ZTWVa)
My my....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 16, 2018 01:07 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: klaftern at October 16, 2018 01:07 PM (RuIsu)
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Found the discussion amusing. Thought I'd engage with an attempt at humor. Maybe a lame one, ok.
Replied just to signal that I hadn't intentionally plagiarized anyone.
I'll do my best to survive the criticism.
PS: am I missing something about the one-name thing? Is that gauche? Etiquette lessons welcome.
Posted by: Ersatz at October 16, 2018 01:04 PM
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If you're legit, stick around. Single names are fine. We occasionally get a rash of one-name trolls.
Posted by: irright at October 16, 2018 01:07 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 16, 2018 12:51 PM (9KUj4)
The part about God being bigger, that could have used a sarc tag, right?
You seem to be missing the point on David. No one is saying, oh, cool, Bathsheba, David hit it! Certainly not God, as he had their son die - which might seem a bit disapproving.
The Bible makes this point over and over - perfection is not required.
A message which works even if you think it is only a parable....
Posted by: blaster at October 16, 2018 01:07 PM (VhKw6)
Posted by: Mother of Sons at October 16, 2018 01:07 PM (HLTe8)
I think you mean:
"It's better to burn out than fade away".
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 01:04 PM (ZTWVa)
Highlander v. Paradise Lost. That's a tough one.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2018 01:08 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Moron Signage at October 16, 2018 01:08 PM (ZTWVa)
Posted by: Ersatz at October 16, 2018 01:08 PM (zuVZw)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 16, 2018 01:06 PM (WRjNq)
A German I knew once said that German was the single most inelegant language on the planet.
Knowing only comical bits of German I've heard and seen on the internet, I could not disagree O_o
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 01:08 PM (6JL3d)
If you're legit, stick around. Single names are fine. We occasionally get a rash of one-name trolls.
Posted by: irright at October 16, 2018 01:07 PM (pMGkg)
Harrumph.....
Posted by: kraken at October 16, 2018 01:08 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2018 01:09 PM (6qErC)
(ps ersatz: don't take everything so seriously. Especially here)
Posted by: jakee308
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IOW, "Sex, drugs, and rock and roll".
Posted by: Jim Morrison at October 16, 2018 01:09 PM (gfQAD)
https://bit.ly/2NIeLEw
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2018 01:05 PM (+y/Ru)
A fish swims up to the bar...
Posted by: DR.WTF? at October 16, 2018 01:09 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: unintended consequences how do they work again? at October 16, 2018 01:09 PM (C6xeQ)
Math, it's what's for dinner"
Indeed.
Here is some dinner:
2013
2014
2015
2016
2017
2018
How many years are those?
Which year has the largest deficit?
Eat up, trumpalo!
Posted by: David Dennison at October 16, 2018 01:09 PM (oyvQI)
Posted by: Lieawatha Warren-Bono at October 16, 2018 01:09 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 16, 2018 01:06 PM (WRjNq)
Does it have at least nine syllables?
Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2018 01:09 PM (NWiLs)
As I have said many times, Trump the germ phobe did not bang that skank mattress backed cum-dumpster. I love how he fights...
Posted by: Timon at October 16, 2018 01:00 PM (G5IFy)
I suppose at some point the facts of the NDA could come out and it would show what he paid for for the NDA.
Trump is not talking like he is worried about what's in the NDA.
Calling her horseface only brings on more scrutiny which may cause him to have to open the NDA.....awe shucks.....what is in there is not what you think. He probably paid for to go to rehhab or something and she didn't want it out that she was a herpes infected crack ho, and he didn't want it out in the public he was a "good guy" to a crack ho cause it would ruin his reputation.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 16, 2018 01:09 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 16, 2018 01:09 PM (oVJmc)
Jury is still out on that Garrett guy.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2018 01:09 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 01:06 PM (sgZqZ)
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AoSHQ is the Land of Fun.
Unless you're an actual troll. Then it's a blighted hellscape.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2018 01:09 PM (AzW6q)
*cough JFK cough*
Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2018 01:07 PM (0mP7b)
A toast to this comment.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 01:09 PM (6JL3d)
Why does everyone believe that Trump had sex with
this woman? Didn't the Blasey Ford circus
Posted by: Velveteen Mongoose at October 16, 2018 12:57 PM (4YHTV)
One of these things is not like the other
One of these things don't have NDAs
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 01:01 PM (6JL3d)
While there is an NDA, seems a little odd that she supposedly has video and other evidence to prove it happened, yet only took a whopping 130,000 to keep quiet. Seems that she could have padded quite a nest egg if there was some type of veracity to the story.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at October 16, 2018 01:09 PM (Hn6S7)
Highlander v. Paradise Lost. That's a tough one.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2018 01:08 PM (NWiLs)
Need clarification.... " Highlander" the movie, or " Highlander" the series????
Posted by: kraken at October 16, 2018 01:10 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 16, 2018 01:10 PM (83Wfa)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 16, 2018 01:10 PM (oVJmc)
Funny bastard. Worked with Carroll O'Connor.
No, no, no, he was Sheriff Buford T. Justice's deputy in Smokey and the Bandit.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 16, 2018 01:10 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2018 01:10 PM (6qErC)
quoth the horseface: Game on - tiny.
Posted by: unintended consequences how do they work again? at October 16, 2018 01:09 PM (C6xeQ)
LOL Trump gets a Weiner insult. LOL That's all she has got.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 16, 2018 01:10 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Deathknyte at October 16, 2018 01:11 PM (gfoqm)
That's because the German vernacular is like an erector set.
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 01:11 PM (ZTWVa)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 16, 2018 01:11 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Lieawatha Warren-Bono at October 16, 2018 01:09 PM (vtcmf)
Correction: Little Latin Lupe lu.
Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 01:11 PM (sgZqZ)
Posted by: kraken at October 16, 2018 01:10 PM (ffWPP)
Movie, since that's where the quote comes from.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2018 01:11 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Catholic Church at October 16, 2018 01:11 PM (PPbDD)
Posted by: Glenn John at October 16, 2018 01:11 PM (LilNs)
Right, whacking a third party is David's punishment. Dying in bed in a pitiful state (which plenty of people do) as the head of state is David's punishment. We'd not consider this justice if this was the punishment for someone guilty of the same conduct today.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 16, 2018 01:11 PM (9KUj4)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at October 16, 2018 01:11 PM (BRpqW)
Posted by: David Dennison at October 16, 2018 01:12 PM (oyvQI)
He insults both men and women.
Even though I didn't support him last election cycle, it was clear to me he wasn't mysogynistic or whatever. He picks out what is the most sensitive issue and then mocks that. For women, that is usually looks.
Calling a guy ugly is not going to have the same effect as it would on a woman. Men joke about how fat or ugly they are, fgs.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 16, 2018 01:12 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 16, 2018 01:10 PM (oVJmc)
Messed up the bier breadticks order again?????
Posted by: kraken at October 16, 2018 01:12 PM (ffWPP)
______________________
The only evidence we have that Trump had sex with Daniels is her word, and that is evidence of highly dubious credibility, to say the least.
The fact that Trump may have paid for her silence is not proof that they had sex, because Trump was in the middle of a campaign at the time, and he knew that even the allegation would do him damage with voters. He also knew that he had posed for a photo with her, so voters might buy her claim. So he may have simply made a calculation that it would just be cheaper and less trouble to pay her off.
Trump denies that he ever had sex with her. He's a well-known germ-a-phobe and the idea of him having sex with a middle-aged prostitute, when he could have had his pick of many younger, sexier, cleaner women, is not all that believable.
Not saying that it didn't happen, just that there's reason to believe Trump's version of events, just like there's plenty of reason to not automatically accept the truth of Daniels' version.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 16, 2018 01:12 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 16, 2018 01:12 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 01:12 PM (fA1SL)
I just fvcked a squid and lemme tell ya, it's the UGLIEST squid I've ever fvcked. Drooping tentacles, flaccid ink sac - and a pathetic dribble to finish - pale flesh.
Sad!
Posted by: Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain Crystol at October 16, 2018 01:12 PM (6llU4)
Posted by: Ralph Kramden at October 16, 2018 01:12 PM (vbJig)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2018 01:12 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at October 16, 2018 01:12 PM (6wv+V)
Posted by: notsothoreau at October 16, 2018 01:13 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 16, 2018 01:13 PM (yQpMk)
While there is an NDA, seems a little odd that
she supposedly has video and other evidence to prove it happened, yet
only took a whopping 130,000 to keep quiet. Seems that she could have
padded quite a nest egg if there was some type of veracity to the story.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at October 16, 2018 01:09 PM (Hn6S7)
A good counterpoint! I merely wished to make sure and avoid conflating Kavanaugh (whose life to up now looks about as upstanding as you can get) and Trump (who let's face it, is a billionaire playboy. Ain't condemning Trump, just calling it like I see it).
In the end, I always come back to this: of all sins, sexual sin is the easiest to fall into, and one which we all must struggle with constantly. I am inclined to judge lightly in these matters, and frankly, could not care an iota less who Trump has been doing the horizontal polka with because (A. not my business, (B. irrelevant to the governance of the United States of America, and (C. Holy shit brain bleach stat Dear God please no more
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 01:13 PM (6JL3d)
Posted by: catman at October 16, 2018 01:13 PM (mGbtv)
2014
2015
2016
2017
2018
How many years are those?
From 2018, it's 5 jackass. Total fucking fail. EABOD.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at October 16, 2018 01:13 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at October 16, 2018 01:14 PM (bML9A)
Posted by: concrete girl at October 16, 2018 01:14 PM (Zxy5I)
It's funny watching liberals pretend they care about the deficit.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2018 01:04 PM (/tuJf)
Hmm.... especially as Tariffs now go both ways.
In fact, as Tariffs are in fact, as Tax, the one the FOUNDERS wanted us to use to fund the US Government, then Tariffs help mitigate spending.
Posted by: Don Q at October 16, 2018 01:14 PM (NgKpN)
But...but...but I don't want to go to a new thread. I want to keep watching mouse destroy the troll.
Posted by: creeper at October 16, 2018 01:15 PM (7xXFn)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 16, 2018 01:16 PM (yQpMk)
Right, whacking a third party is David's punishment. Dying in bed in
a pitiful state (which plenty of people do) as the head of state is
David's punishment. We'd not consider this justice if this was the
punishment for someone guilty of the same conduct today.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 16, 2018 01:11 PM (9KUj4)
Well, if you think the punishments unfitting, you can always take it up with God.
As an aside, I would more inclined to view OT records as propaganda for Israelite kings if the characters were not constantly shown as being such fallible, foolish people.
If I were writing propaganda, you can bet I'd write characters with fewer failings than David, Ahaz, Jehosophat, Hezekiah, Zedekiah, and the like.
Let's not even get started with Ahab or Amaziah.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 01:16 PM (6JL3d)
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 01:17 PM (6JL3d)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 16, 2018 01:06 PM (WRjNq)
Does it have at least nine syllables?
Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2018 01:09 PM (NWiLs)
When saying it you make a noise like a cat hacking up a hairball. Is that sufficient?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - No Consigliere? Can't Nuke From Orbit? Restock Your Cliches at The Outrage Outlet! at October 16, 2018 01:18 PM (hLRSq)
Job says otherwise. (I don't mean that snidely. But if you take Job seriously (and I do, though not literally), there's no recourse.)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 16, 2018 01:20 PM (9KUj4)
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Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 16, 2018 01:21 PM (9KUj4)
Posted by: Velveteen Mongoose at October 16, 2018 01:22 PM (4YHTV)
If I remember correctly, Daniels and CPL claimed President Trump defamed Daniels in a tweet.
I believe President Trump purposely used the term to rub salt into the wound.
Hilarious, actually.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 16, 2018 01:23 PM (qC1Sy)
I can only presume that God has a plan, which up to this point in my life, has been a pretty safe bet for me. o.o God's justice is not slow, as some count slowness, but all things work to His good will. David's being spared the punishment he deserved has a purpose, and perhaps one day we'll know it.
Also, I'd point out that for the remainder of his life, David paid a heavy price in his family life for his misdeeds. Amnon and Tamar, Absalom, Adonijah.... and Absalom took his father's wives on the roof of the palace for everyone to see. Even after that, hearing that Absalom had died in battle inspired David to bellow to all the country that he wished he could have died in his son's place.
A point made that escaped my notice until brought up in one of Ravi Zacharias' speeches... the adviser that told Absalom to take David's concubines and screw them publicly on the palace roof? Grandfather of Bathsheba.
Yeah... maybe still bitter about how that whole Uriah thing went down, and the subsequent death of Bathsheba's firstborn...
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 01:23 PM (6JL3d)
Posted by: ST at October 16, 2018 01:23 PM (YYlrT)
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 16, 2018 01:24 PM (OOH1c)
Posted by: Mother of Sons at October 16, 2018 01:24 PM (HLTe8)
So where are your dueling pistols, Sir Galahad Carney?
Posted by: Wendy at October 16, 2018 01:25 PM (bpemY)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at October 16, 2018 01:09 PM (Hn6S7)
An NDA is a contract. Contract law is pretty well settled but there is a push in some states and some Congresswomen to make NDA's no longer valid.
In an NDA like this they are usually paired with an affidavit from the bound party. As in the case with Ms. Clifford - she signed an affidavit that nothing happened, and her NDA was a contract saying that she would not claim otherwise under penalty of the contract. The NDA is NOT written don't tell anyone what happened - it is written don't tell this lie anymore.
Now, all of that may have been a legal fiction - but once it is signed, it is legal FACT. Clifford (and Avenatti) are trying to get out of the contract, claiming that Trump did not sign it so it doesn't count. But his attorney did, and there is this little thing called Power of Attorney....
Posted by: blaster at October 16, 2018 01:27 PM (VhKw6)
Posted by: Mother of Sons at October 16, 2018 01:27 PM (HLTe8)
Job says otherwise. (I don't mean that snidely.
But if you take Job seriously (and I do, though not literally), there's
no recourse.)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 16, 2018 01:20 PM (9KUj4)
No, actually, that is exactly the point I wished to make.
Job never got an answer as to why things went down as they did. Job's friends assured him that he'd sinned terribly and needed to repent for his (hidden, secret) sin, and Job declared vehemently that God was being unfair to him.
In the end, God neither accused Job of secret sin, nor made excuse for why he had allowed Job to suffer. Job repented of having challenged God, admitting that He is too far above us for us to understand what the hell's going on, our perspective being too small, and God reprimanded (harshly) Job's friends who "have spoken of Me what is not right."
It isn't that there is no recourse, it is that we must trust in the Divine perspective even when we, in the trenches of this life's war, would only want to complain about what the idiot brass is thinking in their strategy and marching orders.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 01:27 PM (6JL3d)
Posted by: Mother of Sons at October 16, 2018 01:28 PM (HLTe8)
Posted by: Mother of Sons at October 16, 2018 01:36 PM (HLTe8)
Yeah... maybe still bitter about how that whole Uriah thing went down, and the subsequent death of Bathsheba's firstborn...
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 01:23 PM (6JL3d)
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This is one place I find the Bible (as a whole) insufficient. Deuteronomy says that when Israel gets its king, he is not to multiply *wives* and horses. And yet David did. And yet Kings and Chronicles says in a couple of places that David only sinned in regard to Bathsheba. We can definitely see the the Deuteronomy as prescient of David's losing a majority of his kingdom by his own bungling. But it makes Kings and Chronicles less an oracle of God by doing so.
It's like an official pronouncement of the state of Judah that David mainly erred in taking Uriah's wife.
David's fall is proof of The Lord's principle, it's just that the *capper* is the conspiracy to kill Uriah. But there was a lot of behavior that played into that slide.
Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2018 01:37 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 01:37 PM (sgZqZ)
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Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 01:38 PM (sgZqZ)
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 01:27 PM (6JL3d)
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The Lord's answer is also appropriate, though. He asks Job if Job knows *how* the various phenomena of nature work. He seems to say that if you don't know *how*, how are you going to understand *why*?
Can you always explain to a toddler why what seems to him or her to just be "you being mean" is actually for their benefit? A toddler doesn't know the first thing about *not* making it all about themselves.
Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2018 01:41 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 16, 2018 01:42 PM (vCX3q)
Posted by: Mother of Sons at October 16, 2018 01:24 PM (HLTe
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Sphincter bleaching.
Posted by: torabora at October 16, 2018 01:45 PM (vCX3q)
Jawja fans want to bench Fromme based on one loss? My, the expectations have been raised!
Posted by: clutch at October 16, 2018 01:49 PM (kiSdp)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 16, 2018 01:51 PM (Ot488)
Scum showing up for scum.
Posted by: Cheri at October 16, 2018 01:57 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Tim Carney at October 16, 2018 02:06 PM (y3Eog)
Seriously, people, we can want Trump to win all day on policy and judges and the economy, but can't we agree his tweeting habits are not sometimes destructive to the overall cause?
Posted by: vrf at October 16, 2018 02:10 PM (MwaUC)
Posted by: Sara Jessica Parker at October 16, 2018 02:18 PM (pUDQf)
Seriously, people, we can want Trump to win all day on policy and judges and the economy, but can't we agree his tweeting habits are not sometimes destructive to the overall cause?
Posted by: vrf at October 16, 2018 02:10 PM (MwaUC)
You're in the wrong political climate. I think you're looking for 10 years ago. You know, BO? Before Obama. I've one to many bitter clinger, fly over country comments to give a fuck what bad things Trump says about these assholes ruining America. Fuck them. Both barrels and the Dillinger, I say.
Posted by: Sara Jessica Parker at October 16, 2018 02:21 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2018 02:21 PM (pUDQf)
to hook directly to it. It looks like a large phone cable and will go
in that port on the side of your laptop. Check your junk drawer or that
box with all the weird computer stuff you never use. I know you've got
one.
It will let you hook directly to it and access the HQ so we can walk you through if the sticker isn't on the case.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 16, 2018 12:10 PM (83Wfa)
My neighbor just came over with her lap top to sign on to my internet. She couldn't get her WiFi ap to work so I connected a cable to the router to connect to her lap top. BION she had no Cat 5e port on her lap top for a direct connect to a modem or router.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 16, 2018 12:15 PM (mpXpK)
A lot of newer portables and smaller portables don't have a network port because of the size. The solution then is a USB network adapter which you can get at a computer store or amazon for about 15 dollars or so.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 16, 2018 02:23 PM (FTPn0)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 16, 2018 02:25 PM (qUahL)
Posted by: Neighbor of horseface at October 16, 2018 02:30 PM (Wa5hI)
Seriously, people, we can want Trump to win all day on policy and judges and the economy, but can't we agree his tweeting habits are not sometimes destructive to the overall cause?
Posted by: vrf at October 16, 2018 02:10 PM (MwaUC)
I can't think of any that have been. Trump tends to lash out to those who consider themselves players in the game of Politics and attack him. Once you go out on the field, complaining the game is rough is hypocritical.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 16, 2018 02:31 PM (FTPn0)
Posted by: If I had a twitter at October 16, 2018 02:40 PM (b2jHL)
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Posted by: Mother of Sons at October 16, 2018 06:35 PM (HLTe8)
Horseface made me horse-laugh.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 16, 2018 08:28 PM (Ndje9)
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