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Krysten Sinema Summoned... Witches
It had to end here.
JFC, I was joking. pic.twitter.com/B6XeECAJyo
— John Ekdahl (@JohnEkdahl) October 15, 2018
Rep. Kyrsten Sinema, the Democratic nominee for U.S. Senate, is not a witch. But she has been known to hang out with witches. It was during the height of the Iraq War when Sinema, then a far-left protest organizer, summoned supernatural help to stop the Iraq War. Emails obtained by the Washington Examiner show Sinema inviting a prominent group of feminist witches in Arizona called Pagan Cluster to celebrate International Women’s Day and to protest the war in March of 2003. Code Pink protesters wore pink, obviously enough, and the Women in Black wore black. But Sinema encouraged the witches to wear "colorful clothing and come ready to dance, twirl, and stay in touch with your inner creativity and with the Earth."More: The Sinema Sins. Update:
The Sinema campaign would not say why she invited the witches or clarify why she thought members of the occult deserved a seat at the table during discussions concerning war and peace. The witches in question, it should be noted, claim to practice only nonviolent magic. Per the about section on their webpage, theirs is a peaceful and democratic kind of sorcery. Out of the broom closet and into the public square, the Pagan Cluster focuses "sharing spiritual insights and participating in direct democracy." Their visions are decidedly liberal and many of their coven "have roots in the Reclaiming Tradition of feminist Witchcraft."
Witches planning to publicly hex Kavanaugh https://t.co/XUzNIlFppw pic.twitter.com/6kiwu3Xrvg
— The Hill (@thehill) October 15, 2018
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: steevy at October 15, 2018 05:47 PM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 15, 2018 05:47 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: Kyrsten Sinema at October 15, 2018 05:47 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: willow at October 15, 2018 05:47 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Christine O'Donnell at October 15, 2018 05:47 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Axeman at October 15, 2018 05:48 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 15, 2018 05:48 PM (lwiT4)
Wonder if we could ask Joe Manchin what he thinks of his potential colleague?
Posted by: Dr. RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 15, 2018 05:48 PM (TN1P5)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 05:48 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Sumdumchief at October 15, 2018 05:48 PM (/DWwy)
Posted by: garrett at October 15, 2018 05:48 PM (G7Aar)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 15, 2018 05:48 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Stu Podaso - Deplorable Dreg at October 15, 2018 05:49 PM (dZe7J)
Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at October 15, 2018 05:49 PM (TnwUY)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 05:49 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 15, 2018 05:49 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: Kyrsten Sinema at October 15, 2018 05:49 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Glenn John at October 15, 2018 05:49 PM (LilNs)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 15, 2018 05:49 PM (c07y/)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 15, 2018 05:49 PM (brDZb)
I thought she was a Mormon?
Posted by: grammie winger at October 15, 2018 05:49 PM (lwiT4)
If you were a writer trying to come up with a parody of some mother Earth, crunchy leftist chick, could you do any better than the above quote?
Irony is dead.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 15, 2018 05:49 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: illiniwek at October 15, 2018 05:49 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2018 05:50 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2018 05:50 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: garrett at October 15, 2018 05:50 PM (G7Aar)
Posted by: Stu Podaso - Deplorable Dreg at October 15, 2018 05:49 PM (dZe7J)
Well, Julian Sands...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 05:50 PM (bcbK8)
The Proud Boys staged a public re-enactment of the Otoya Yamaguchi incident, which cracks me up, and is awesome, and it positively INFURIATED the Left.
They know how to push the right buttons.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 15, 2018 05:50 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Kirk Lazarus at October 15, 2018 05:50 PM (kBiSH)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2018 05:50 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Stu Podaso - Deplorable Dreg at October 15, 2018 05:49 PM (dZe7J)
This is a good comment right here.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 15, 2018 05:50 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 15, 2018 05:50 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 15, 2018 05:50 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: Redenzo at October 15, 2018 05:50 PM (14qvS)
Posted by: windbag at October 15, 2018 05:51 PM (a6DEE)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 05:51 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2018 05:51 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mad Madam Mim at October 15, 2018 05:51 PM (OqR5R)
Posted by: Dr. RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 15, 2018 05:51 PM (TN1P5)
Hollywood could not script this any better.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 15, 2018 05:51 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 15, 2018 05:51 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 15, 2018 05:51 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 15, 2018 05:51 PM (39g3+)
Yea, sure they do.
Posted by: dantesed at October 15, 2018 05:51 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 15, 2018 05:51 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Redenzo at October 15, 2018 05:50 PM (14qvS)
"She's only half-Harf."
- - 1/1,024th Cherokee
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2018 05:51 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: garrett at October 15, 2018 05:51 PM (G7Aar)
I DATED two witches.
Not at the same time but still, literally true.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 05:48 PM
Did they make you levitate?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 15, 2018 05:51 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: DR.WTF? at October 15, 2018 05:51 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Surfperch at October 15, 2018 05:52 PM (o4fG0)
I, for one, would be happy to kick in to a GoFundMe for that purpose.
In the alternative, I'd be happy to spring for PPV if they take up my suggestion.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2018 05:52 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2018 05:52 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 15, 2018 05:50 PM (3C9q2)
---
A Sexy Kyrsten Sinema.
Posted by: Axeman at October 15, 2018 05:52 PM (vDqXW)
Let's see how high she flies!
Posted by: garrett at October 15, 2018 05:51 PM (G7Aar)
Ooooo-ooooo witchy woman!
Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2018 05:52 PM (NWiLs)
*****
This twit does realize she was born waaayyyy after Woodstock, right?
Posted by: Diogenes at October 15, 2018 05:52 PM (brDZb)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 15, 2018 05:52 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: The Graham Inquisitor at October 15, 2018 05:52 PM (AzW6q)
So hexes, poisoning and abortions?
Now, where did I leave my sheet lead curse tablets? If pipeline barge bandwidth would permit it, I'd like the scene from Rome when Servilia curses Julius Caesar and Atia. Effin' brutal stuff.
Posted by: Vanya at October 15, 2018 05:52 PM (7PLM4)
Sounds like some early 90s workout fad, like Boxaerobics or Jazzercise.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 15, 2018 05:52 PM (9qZ3S)
Well, she's Code Pink, so there's a good chance she's met with/partnered with Hamas and/or the Muslim Brotherhood just like Medea Benjamin (!!!).
Posted by: Lizzy at October 15, 2018 05:52 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Jabedia Plainsman at October 15, 2018 05:53 PM (oYD2h)
I DATED two witches.
Not at the same time but still, literally true.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 05:48 PM
Did they make you levitate?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 15, 2018 05:51 PM (ctuyM)
They made IT move, that's for sure.
Both redheads, God help me. Eventually I learned...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 05:53 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 15, 2018 05:51 PM (AllCR)
Or a homemade confection. Maybe with nuts in it.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 15, 2018 05:53 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2018 05:53 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 15, 2018 05:53 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 15, 2018 05:53 PM (qC1Sy)
Ooooo-ooooo witchy woman!
They belong to the Marie LeVeaux wing of the Progressive Democrat Party.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 15, 2018 05:53 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: dantesed at October 15, 2018 05:54 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2018 05:54 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: John Podesta at October 15, 2018 05:54 PM (+RgW7)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2018 05:54 PM (9MKXa)
Posted by: Surfperch at October 15, 2018 05:52 PM (o4fG0)
Complicit press, spineless GOP.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at October 15, 2018 05:54 PM (T71PA)
I just checked the larder and I am running low on Wing of Bat and all but out of Eye of Newt.
Posted by: garrett at October 15, 2018 05:54 PM (G7Aar)
Makes sense if you're on the same side as AQ/MB/Mamas, which is what Code Pink was/is.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 15, 2018 05:54 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2018 05:54 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite
Or a Grateful Dead concert.
Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at October 15, 2018 05:54 PM (y4f1Y)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2018 05:53 PM (NWiLs)
Where's a Bavarian Witch Hunter when you need one?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 05:54 PM (bcbK8)
"Hail hail fire and snow,
call the Angel, we will go,
far away and for to see,
Friendly Angel, come to me..."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2018 05:54 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: simplemind at October 15, 2018 05:54 PM (qAsZY)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 15, 2018 05:51 PM (ctuyM)
They made IT move, that's for sure.
Both redheads, God help me. Eventually I learned...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 05:53 PM (bcbK
So you like the fatties? Nothing wrong with that.
Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2018 05:55 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2018 05:53 PM (NWiLs)
Where's a Bavarian Witch Hunter when you need one?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 05:54 PM (bcbK
We need Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2018 05:55 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman
YERP.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 15, 2018 05:55 PM (c07y/)
But some Morons in the last thread noted that AZ is where VA was in the 90s. Which seems plausible, though I don't know if the fundamentals match up quite that well (VA is somewhat distinctive due to its enormous Swamp employment/mindset in NoVA).
Posted by: rhomboid at October 15, 2018 05:55 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 15, 2018 05:55 PM (kNZrL)
Aleister Crowley would eat these phonies for breakfast.
#FakeMagic
Warlocks > Witches
Posted by: Max Power at October 15, 2018 05:55 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Acher at October 15, 2018 05:55 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 15, 2018 05:51 PM (ctuyM)
They made IT move, that's for sure.
Both redheads, God help me. Eventually I learned...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 05:53 PM (bcbK
So you like the fatties? Nothing wrong with that.
Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2018 05:55 PM (NLLmE)
One was a little heavy. The other was sleek as sin.
Both bad news. Some things guys have to learn the hard way.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 05:55 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 15, 2018 05:55 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 15, 2018 05:56 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: garrett at October 15, 2018 05:54 PM (G7Aar)
I have a feeling they're well stocked on finger of birth strangled babe.
Posted by: Vanya at October 15, 2018 05:56 PM (7PLM4)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 15, 2018 05:56 PM (+y/Ru)
Yea, sure they do.
Next you'll tell me it's just self-therapy for depressed and lonely women with personality disorders and too many cats.
Oh wait, that is what it is.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2018 05:56 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 15, 2018 05:56 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2018 05:56 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 15, 2018 05:56 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 05:55 PM (bcbK
Redheads. Witches. You're lucky to still be alive.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2018 05:56 PM (NWiLs)
First is the "white magic" kind of silly crystal-fondling incense huffer that learns magic to heal and do good deeds and fight evil forces. These are the "house fulla cats" girls who weigh as much as two men and are generally sweet and kind but trippy and not very bright.
Then there are the ones who want to learn how to do real damage, the spirit cooker types, the ones who dabble in "black magic" to harm enemies. These are the ones who are kinda crazy and like poison.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 15, 2018 05:56 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Max Power at October 15, 2018 05:55 PM (q177U)
Warcocks>Warlocks > Witches
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2018 05:56 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2018 05:53 PM (NWiLs)
Where's a Bavarian Witch Hunter when you need one?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 05:54 PM (bcbK
We need Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2018 05:55 PM (NWiLs)
Was that good? It looked painfully silly, like Van Helsing, or Hellsing, so I skipped it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 05:56 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: The Guy at October 15, 2018 05:56 PM (4cEdi)
call the Angel, we will go,
far away and for to see,
Friendly Angel, come to me..."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
*****
Bitch sure don't look like Mironomee.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 15, 2018 05:56 PM (brDZb)
Posted by: simplemind at October 15, 2018 05:57 PM (frHvc)
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at October 15, 2018 05:57 PM (OqR5R)
Posted by: garrett at October 15, 2018 05:54 PM (G7Aar)
I have a feeling they're well stocked on finger of birth strangled babe.
Posted by: Vanya at October 15, 2018 05:56 PM (7PLM4)
They get regular deliveries from Planned Unparenthood.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2018 05:57 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 15, 2018 05:56 PM (oVJmc)
Who would you rather go to bed with?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2018 05:57 PM (9MKXa)
But they have so many of them. It's difficult to keep track.
Posted by: jakee308 at October 15, 2018 05:57 PM (sgZqZ)
Societies overcome stupid everyday. This is wanting a society to crash. The inevitable incredible human cost is lost to them.
Start up the rotors.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 15, 2018 05:57 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 15, 2018 05:55 PM (dUJdY)
"But Demo(n)crats CARE about PEOPLE LIKE ME!"
--Every idiot LIV
Posted by: Hikaru at October 15, 2018 05:57 PM (jlHSA)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 05:55 PM (bcbK
Redheads. Witches. You're lucky to still be alive.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2018 05:56 PM (NWiLs)
Sometimes I wonder
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 05:57 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 15, 2018 05:57 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2018 05:51 PM (NWiLs)
"Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass
sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers
blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." Isaiah 5:24
Posted by: grammie winger at October 15, 2018 05:57 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 15, 2018 05:53 PM (y87Qq)
A horrible localized skin infection. With pus
Posted by: Vanya at October 15, 2018 05:57 PM (7PLM4)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at October 15, 2018 05:57 PM (LP0d0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 15, 2018 05:51 PM (AllCR)
The Pagans are a motorcycle gang. Formed in Prince George's County in Maryland, believe or not.
Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at October 15, 2018 05:57 PM (y4f1Y)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 05:56 PM (bcbK
It was a bit goofy at times but a fun popcorn flick.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2018 05:57 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Conan at October 15, 2018 05:57 PM (w8uSE)
Posted by: Marina Abramovic at October 15, 2018 05:57 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 15, 2018 05:56 PM (oVJmc)
You ask for Elizabeth Montgomery
You'll accept Margret Hamilton
You get TrigglyPuff
Posted by: DR.WTF? at October 15, 2018 05:58 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 15, 2018 05:58 PM (bZ76Y)
I keep saying, an open society with rep. govt. is pretty hard to maintain when there simply isn't any real press or information environment for a sane citizen to rely upon.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 15, 2018 05:58 PM (QDnY+)
Oh wait, that is what it is.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2018 05:56 PM (Kpl3J)
Like joining the local community theater.
Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2018 05:58 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Acher at October 15, 2018 05:58 PM (gmo/4)
Bitch sure don't look like Mironomee.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 15, 2018 05:56 PM (brDZb)
Is that Cherokee for Michigan moron meet-up?
/s
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2018 05:58 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 15, 2018 05:58 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: MAGA at October 15, 2018 05:58 PM (w8uSE)
Oh wait, that is what it is.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2018 05:56 PM (Kpl3J)
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Hobo's by another name?
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 15, 2018 05:58 PM (qC1Sy)
Oh wait, that is what it is.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2018 05:56 PM (Kpl3J)
Like joining the local community theater.
Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2018 05:58 PM (NLLmE)
STAY OUT OF MY MIND!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 05:58 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2018 05:51 PM (NWiLs)
"Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass
sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers
blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." Isaiah 5:24
Posted by: grammie winger at October 15, 2018 05:57 PM (lwiT4)
Yeah. One of those.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2018 05:58 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: garrett at October 15, 2018 05:54 PM (G7Aar)
I have a feeling they're well stocked on finger of birth strangled babe.
=========
Surprisingly not. Its a very common ingredient.
Posted by: John Podesta at October 15, 2018 05:59 PM (xoGHA)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 15, 2018 05:59 PM (7uLBT)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 15, 2018 05:59 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 15, 2018 05:59 PM (kNZrL)
Fleet sailors embrace the power of "And."
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 15, 2018 05:58 PM (hyuyC)
*whistle*
Flag on the play.
Failure to say "HEALING power".
Posted by: Hikaru at October 15, 2018 05:59 PM (jlHSA)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 15, 2018 06:00 PM (hyuyC)
Fleet sailors embrace the power of "And."
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 15, 2018 05:58 PM (hyuyC)
Is this about him getting beat up by a woman?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 06:00 PM (bcbK8)
I thought she was a Mormon?
Posted by: grammie winger
_______________
I believe she describes herself as a "non-practicing Mormon."
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 15, 2018 06:00 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 15, 2018 05:59 PM (kNZrL)
+++++++
Seriously?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 15, 2018 06:00 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 15, 2018 06:00 PM (QDnY+)
It's almost like no Republican ever did any opposition research before.
Posted by: Blago at October 15, 2018 06:00 PM (UfkIY)
Posted by: WonkishRogue feeds his pet Tarrasque Creepy porn lawyers at October 15, 2018 06:01 PM (O9JR8)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2018 05:58 PM (/9p9e)
Only if it's in the U.P.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 15, 2018 06:01 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Dr. RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 15, 2018 06:01 PM (TN1P5)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 15, 2018 06:01 PM (4mUNO)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 15, 2018 06:01 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at October 15, 2018 05:57 PM (y4f1Y)
Yup, there were a lot of them in jersey.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2018 06:01 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 15, 2018 05:56 PM (+y/Ru)
This is the same demographic that is the reason magazines and newspapers still run horoscopes.
Posted by: Vanya at October 15, 2018 06:01 PM (7PLM4)
I DATED two witches.
Not at the same time but still, literally true.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 05:48 PM
I had a guy I worked with once who was dating a witch, he was an intern, barely 20 and pretty dumb. He was talking about her, and I asked "how could you go out with a witch?" and he said "well she's pretty hot looking, and she likes to screw a lot, and she always insists on getting on top, and I kinda like it."
I had no words - half of me was disgusted by him and half was really really jealous. Oh to be 20 again. I promise I won't screw it up this time, really I won't.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2018 06:01 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Max Power at October 15, 2018 05:55 PM (q177U)<<<
Witches only earn 77% of what warlocks do.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at October 15, 2018 06:01 PM (OqR5R)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 06:00 PM (bcbK
hey pal I'm married with 2 daughters...I get beat up every day of my life
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2018 06:01 PM (9MKXa)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2018 06:01 PM (UsCnO)
She'll suck yo what!?
Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2018 06:01 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 06:01 PM (bcbK8)
https://bit.ly/2CiwCjq
The last line: "Senator Warren is undermining tribal interests with her continued claims of tribal heritage."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 15, 2018 06:02 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Sponge at October 15, 2018 06:02 PM (Zz0t1)
- - -
Eh, I'll take my chances. Can't be worse than my ex wife.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 15, 2018 06:02 PM (Uiz/V)
You creative people in the Horde need to do some research and come up with a Hex Sign to ward off evil spells. Something we can put on our barns and over our doorways; something like a passover sign to keep these evils spirits away.
Make it a digital badge we can append to our email and put on Facebook.
Posted by: Jabedia Plainsman at October 15, 2018 06:02 PM (oYD2h)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 15, 2018 06:00 PM (fqUgw)
Maybe she ought to practice more. Couldn't hurt.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 15, 2018 06:02 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 06:00 PM (bcbK
hey pal I'm married with 2 daughters...I get beat up every day of my life
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2018 06:01 PM (9MKXa)
LOL
Sorry man. Carry on.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 06:02 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2018 06:02 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 15, 2018 05:59 PM (kNZrL)
+++++++
Seriously?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 15, 2018 06:00 PM (I2dne)
Why not? They just rebooted 'Oh God' with a Black guy now instead of John Denver.
Posted by: Don Q at October 15, 2018 06:02 PM (NgKpN)
call the Angel, we will go,
far away and for to see,
Friendly Angel, come to me..."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Slip and Fall Melvin Belli!
Posted by: Acher at October 15, 2018 06:03 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 15, 2018 06:03 PM (AllCR)
Rather see Elizabeth Montgomery.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 15, 2018 05:47 PM (FTlwv)
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Sinema's new nickname?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2018 06:03 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 15, 2018 06:03 PM (kNZrL)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2018 06:01 PM (Kpl3J)
I'd probably just screw it up again.
Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2018 06:03 PM (NLLmE)
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Well she's done in national politics. The nuts in New England will probably still keep her.
Posted by: simplemind at October 15, 2018 06:04 PM (qAsZY)
Posted by: Murrican Dream at October 15, 2018 06:04 PM (xptlg)
http://theweek.com/articles/801606/how-hillary-clinton-
could-win-2020
I mean, pagan prayers to the devil might actually work. Which is more than I can say for professional stupid bastard Mattthew Walther. His advice is to go on a hardcore campaign to win the suburbs by calling Trump supporters backwood hicks, all the while appealing to working class whites and tough on crime voters in the primary.
In short, combine the worst and dumbest aspects of her 2008 and 2016 runs, against a much more dangerous Democratic field. They owe her deference no longer, and will happily call her husband chief of the MeToo problem cases. Which has the virtue of being true.
Posted by: trev006 at October 15, 2018 06:04 PM (J+c/7)
Posted by: Surfperch at October 15, 2018 06:04 PM (o4fG0)
Posted by: Hillary at October 15, 2018 06:04 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 15, 2018 06:04 PM (a0IVu)
She's not a witch, she's just like you.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2018 05:56 PM (/tuJf)
Wait--wasn't Christine O'Donnell a fundamentalist who claimed to fight witches with "spiritual warfare" or something like that?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 15, 2018 06:04 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Surfperch at October 15, 2018 06:04 PM (o4fG0)
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Easy, write in candidate: SMOD
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 15, 2018 06:04 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Andy at October 15, 2018 06:04 PM (a06dx)
https://bit.ly/2Os0scA
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 15, 2018 06:05 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Christine O'Donnell at October 15, 2018 06:05 PM (//voU)
Posted by: Dr. RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 15, 2018 06:01 PM (TN1P5)
that was before the Obamas had a Voodoo Mother in Law living in the White house.
Posted by: Don Q at October 15, 2018 06:05 PM (NgKpN)
Kwanza has a more distinguished pedigree.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 05:49 PM (bcbK8
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I actually had to explain what Kwanza was to a woman that I worked with, and she is from Kenya.
Posted by: Darth Randall at October 15, 2018 06:05 PM (p0nVR)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2018 05:56 PM (/tuJf)
She didn't look jewish?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2018 06:05 PM (9MKXa)
Posted by: Surfperch at October 15, 2018 06:04 PM (o4fG0)
I'd vote for UHaul, to move to another fucking state.
Posted by: Vanya at October 15, 2018 06:05 PM (7PLM4)
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 15, 2018 06:04 PM (qC1Sy)
And then there's SMOD...
Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2018 06:05 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Surfperch
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 15, 2018 06:05 PM (+lVUW)
I DATED two witches.
Not at the same time but still, literally true.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 05:48 PM
I had a guy I worked with once who was dating a witch, he was an intern, barely 20 and pretty dumb. He was talking about her, and I asked "how could you go out with a witch?" and he said "well she's pretty hot looking, and she likes to screw a lot, and she always insists on getting on top, and I kinda like it."
I had no words - half of me was disgusted by him and half was really really jealous. Oh to be 20 again. I promise I won't screw it up this time, really I won't.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2018 06:01 PM (Kpl3J)
That's...almost word for word what happened.
Only I was 21 the first time and 28 the second.
But yeah, sex is the appeal. The crazy, or curses, eventually drives you away.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 06:05 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Trail Of Tears Warren at October 15, 2018 06:05 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Surfperch at October 15, 2018 06:04 PM (o4fG0)
"It's not a binary choice!!!!"
Posted by: buzzion at October 15, 2018 06:05 PM (zRwJ/)
Wouldn't the witches be offended by this? Sounds like Sinema being blatantly manipulative - talking down to them in order to pander to them. Like Hillary or Biden trying to talk jive to appeal to black people.
Posted by: General Ripper at October 15, 2018 06:06 PM (/qEW2)
So Horde, who would you vote for in a race between Fauxcahontas and Kistyn Sinema?
I'd write in Glinda, the Good Witch of the South. Or whichever witch she was.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 15, 2018 06:06 PM (HaL55)
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Nunnatha Above.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 15, 2018 06:06 PM (bZ76Y)
I DATED two witches.
Not at the same time but still, literally true.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 05:48 PM (bcbK
Were they hot young things who believed they were bisexual, or just the typical homely dyke types?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 15, 2018 06:06 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Surfperch at October 15, 2018 06:04 PM (o4fG0)
++++++++
The devil.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 15, 2018 06:06 PM (I2dne)
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and caldron bubble.
Cool it with a baboon's blood,
Then the charm is firm and good.
...................
Some creative Arizonan could have fun with this!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 15, 2018 06:06 PM (438dO)
Posted by: Max Power at October 15, 2018 06:06 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2018 06:01 PM (Kpl3J)
Tell me about it. I'd have to back further than that though. Apparently the only women interested in me are those hellbent on destroying me, so I would avoid them altogether.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2018 06:06 PM (NWiLs)
Yours are deadly serious H8 crimes.
Posted by: Marxist Jihadi Local 53 at October 15, 2018 06:06 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 15, 2018 06:04 PM (ujg0T)
All Christians are called to do battle with spiritual forces of evil. Ephesians 6. It's actually one of the perks of Christianity.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 15, 2018 06:07 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2018 06:01 PM (Kpl3J)
I'd probably just screw it up again.
Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2018 06:03 PM (NLLmE)
I'd screw it up worse this time, but make sure I remember more of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6RNtjYxiNw
Posted by: hogmartin at October 15, 2018 06:07 PM (y87Qq)
He was pro muslim brotherhood and against the Saudi's reapproacment with Israel.
If the Saudi's wacked him he probably deserved it and I don't give a shit and it certainly doesn't warrant being raised to the level of international incident.
The Donks and deep state are driving this bullshit.
Posted by: Kreplach at October 15, 2018 06:07 PM (kT3/m)
Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2018 06:07 PM (NLLmE)
9 Pppfhtt.
I DATED two witches.
Not at the same time but still, literally true.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 05:48 PM (bcbK
Were they hot young things who believed they were bisexual, or just the typical homely dyke types?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 15, 2018 06:06 PM (ujg0T)
Same here. No, they didn't know each other, nor were they bisexual. But I can certify that they were bat shit crazy and I'm glad I escaped.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 15, 2018 06:07 PM (jxbfJ)
So Horde, who would you vote for in a race between Fauxcahontas and Kistyn Sinema?
I'd write in Glinda, the Good Witch of the South. Or whichever witch she was.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 15, 2018 06:06 PM (HaL55)
North. Bobbi Sue is the Good Witch of the South.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2018 06:07 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Surfperch at October 15, 2018 06:04 PM (o4fG0)
I'd vote 'Ammo'
Faux would be active but evil, Krysten is evil but stupid.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 06:07 PM (bcbK8)
Ekdahl does have a unique talent for seemingly innocuous shit-post what makes the libtards' heads explode
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 15, 2018 06:07 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Kreplach at October 15, 2018 06:07 PM (kT3/m)
It will be a non story in less than a week
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2018 06:07 PM (9MKXa)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at October 15, 2018 06:08 PM (Sda6L)
Posted by: Surfperch at October 15, 2018 06:04 PM (o4fG0)
++++++++
The devil.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 15, 2018 06:06 PM (I2dne)
So we have one vote for Sinema, then.
Posted by: Surfperch at October 15, 2018 06:08 PM (o4fG0)
Posted by: Darth Randall at October 15, 2018 06:05 PM (p0nVR)
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To be fair, it is a made up Holiday, so..........
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 15, 2018 06:08 PM (I16G8)
169 So Horde, who would you vote for in a race between Fauxcahontas and Kistyn Sinema?
Posted by: Surfperch
Definitely Krystyn, because she seems even more nuts than the fake Injun princess.
Elizabeth couldn't even come up with a cute, stripper way to spell her first name.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 15, 2018 06:08 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: creeper at October 15, 2018 06:08 PM (7xXFn)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 15, 2018 06:08 PM (R85nB)
https://tinyurl.com/yb2vycoa
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 15, 2018 06:08 PM (HiLJ1)
Posted by: dantesed at October 15, 2018 06:08 PM (88xKn)
Kavanaugh, BTW, was photographed wearing a baseball cap while he was serving food to the poor-which he has done for years as part of his church missions. I expect the witches in NY planning to hex Kavanaugh are not on the line serving food to the poor as part of their coven.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 15, 2018 06:08 PM (AllCR)
Where's AllenG?
Burn it.
Salt it.
Posted by: Sponge at October 15, 2018 06:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Wait, that's the food thread...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2018 06:08 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 15, 2018 06:09 PM (iXQC4)
Posted by: WonkishRogue feeds his pet Tarrasque Creepy porn lawyers at October 15, 2018 06:09 PM (O9JR8)
9 Pppfhtt.
I DATED two witches.
Not at the same time but still, literally true.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 05:48 PM (bcbK
Were they hot young things who believed they were bisexual, or just the typical homely dyke types?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 15, 2018 06:06 PM (ujg0T)
Both were bi. One was cute, a little heavy (not seriously plump but padded), one was sleek yoga hot. Neither was really young, 30's. I preferred older women then.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 06:09 PM (bcbK8)
But some Morons in the last thread noted that AZ is where VA was in the 90s. Which seems plausible, though I don't know if the fundamentals match up quite that well (VA is somewhat distinctive due to its enormous Swamp employment/mindset in NoVA).
Posted by: rhomboid
_________________
I would say the VA analogy is true in that VA in the 90's was still a reliably red state but it's probably on its way to purple. But for very different reasons. In AZ, most of it is probably transplants, people from CA and Illinois, etc. Also, just like everywhere, its the upper class suburbs that seem to have really gone blue over the last few decades, mainly due to stupid social issues.
With VA, it's a lot of the blue is from federal gubmint workers and offshoots of that industry. Basically NoVa is why the state is blue that borders DC.
Just to compare though, the Governors race in AZ has the Republican up like 16 points. All the other statewide races have the Republicans up by like double digits.
I honestly think the only reason Sinema/McSally race is close is the Trump wing (which I'm a member of) is still bitter about the primary and hasn't come home yet. McSally is an Establishment Republican, but not as obnoxious as Flake or McCain.
Posted by: Blago at October 15, 2018 06:09 PM (UfkIY)
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Only if I can be smart, healthy, physically fit, and born into a wealthy family.
I do not want to live my life over again; poor, naive, dumb, ill health, and poor. Did I mention poor?
Posted by: Jabedia Plainsman at October 15, 2018 06:09 PM (oYD2h)
spiritual forces of evil. Ephesians 6. It's actually one of the perks of
Christianity.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 15, 2018 06:07 PM (lwiT4)
Really? I can have my own chapter of the knight Templars? niiice.....
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2018 06:09 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Hikaru at October 15, 2018 06:09 PM (jlHSA)
Posted by: Maximus at October 15, 2018 06:09 PM (hdFyL)
could-win-2020
...................
I've been saying this for quite a while.. The crowded field on the Dem side makes a lot of sense for Hilz to take the nom..
then be beaten by PDT!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 15, 2018 06:10 PM (438dO)
I'd write in Glinda, the Good Witch of the South. Or whichever witch she was.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 15, 2018 06:06 PM (HaL55)
Billie Burke. Cute and from what I understand a nympho.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2018 06:10 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Trail Of Tears Warren at October 15, 2018 06:10 PM (r9UYA)
But for that infinitesimal amount of possibly (but not certainly) NA ancestry, she got to be Penn and Harvard Law's "woman of color" hire?
Just shows how ludicrous, and easily scammable, these affirmative action hiring programs are, and always have been.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 15, 2018 06:10 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Andy at October 15, 2018 06:04 PM
If it's Vox it's ancient Chinese secret.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 15, 2018 06:10 PM (2NqXo)
They didn't do it prior to the election, but the Senate GOP should set as its goal to completely clean off all nominations on the executive calendar before adjournment in December.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 15, 2018 06:10 PM (QDnY+)
Remember, these are the same people that attempt to mock Christians and Jews and our "Mythical Sky God" and "Book of Fairy Tales".
Posted by: Bert G at October 15, 2018 06:10 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Kreplach at October 15, 2018 06:07 PM (kT3/m)
It will be a non story in less than a week
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2018 06:07 PM (9MKXa)
They've got the WWE holding an event there in just a few weeks that they can use in an attempt to use it as a way of keeping it "current." You know the company run by one of Trump's cabinet member's husband.
Posted by: buzzion at October 15, 2018 06:11 PM (zRwJ/)
Posted by: Acher at October 15, 2018 06:11 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Tituba at October 15, 2018 06:11 PM (//voU)
There's fifteen Saudis out there that are about to be 'asked' to fall on their swords.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 15, 2018 06:11 PM (R85nB)
They didn't do it prior to the election, but the Senate GOP should set as its goal to completely clean off all nominations on the executive calendar before adjournment in December.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 15, 2018 06:10 PM (QDnY+)
I thought I linked last week that their goal is to do just that. At least 40 by 12/31.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2018 06:11 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 15, 2018 06:12 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 15, 2018 06:12 PM (Evws/)
Oh to be 20 again
--
Only if I can be smart, healthy, physically fit, and born into a wealthy family.
I do not want to live my life over again; poor, naive, dumb, ill health, and poor. Did I mention poor?
Posted by: Jabedia Plainsman
.......................
If you knew what you know now?? I would take that in a trice!
Poor can be quickly overcome if you have knowledge about how the world works..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 15, 2018 06:12 PM (438dO)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 15, 2018 06:12 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Skip
Pro ISIS, anti America, yup, she's a lefty.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 15, 2018 06:13 PM (+lVUW)
Salt it.
Posted by: Sponge at October 15, 2018 06:02 PM (Zz0t1)
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Wait, that's the food thread...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2018 06:08 PM (/9p9e)
Wouldn't that be:
Sear it.
Season it to taste.
?
Posted by: Bert G at October 15, 2018 06:13 PM (OMsf+)
So ... these witches are a bunch of raaaacissssttsss putting down voodoo.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 15, 2018 06:13 PM (iXQC4)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 15, 2018 06:13 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 06:13 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 15, 2018 06:13 PM (tK7Y2)
Posted by: buzzion at October 15, 2018 06:11 PM (zRwJ/)
Democrat Senators are already hounding Linda McMahon over it.
And Lefty TV Talking heads are starting to poke and snipe at WWE over it, too.
Posted by: Hikaru at October 15, 2018 06:13 PM (jlHSA)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 15, 2018 06:12 PM (fA1SL)
Remember, kids. Friendship is magic.
And magic is HERESY!
Posted by: Vanya at October 15, 2018 06:13 PM (7PLM4)
There's fifteen Saudis out there that are about to be 'asked' to fall on their swords.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 15, 2018 06:11 PM (R85nB)
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The story is that they intended to interrogate and abduct, but he died before they could get to the abduct part.
They should've blamed witches.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 15, 2018 06:13 PM (HiLJ1)
Posted by: Trail Of Tears Warren at October 15, 2018 06:14 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 15, 2018 06:14 PM (fA1SL)
latest, Nth request for delay in nomination hearings for Judiciary, says
hearing will go ahead on the 17th. More judicial nominees.
They didn't do it prior to the election, but the Senate GOP should
set as its goal to completely clean off all nominations on the executive
calendar before adjournment in December.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 15, 2018 06:10 PM (QDnY+)
I thought I linked last week that their goal is to do just that. At least 40 by 12/31.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2018 06:11 PM (/9p9e)
Was it 40 judges? Add the non-judicial nominations and the number will be a lot higher than 40.
Posted by: Vendette at October 15, 2018 06:14 PM (tT986)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 15, 2018 06:14 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: kallisto at October 15, 2018 06:14 PM (WLeoI)
that Khashoggi died in their embassy as a result of an interrogation
gone wrong.
There's fifteen Saudis out there that are about to be 'asked' to fall on their swords.
Posted by: Citizen Cake
..............
naah.. there will be a few sacrificial lambs.. the rest will get a slap on the wrist for being ordered to do the clean up..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 15, 2018 06:14 PM (438dO)
Have fun, carry and buy ammo Horde.
Oh and for God's sake, don't date green-eyed, redheaded witches. Trust me on that.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 06:14 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at October 15, 2018 06:14 PM (y4f1Y)
Also known as our public school system
Posted by: Kirk Lazarus at October 15, 2018 06:14 PM (kBiSH)
Posted by: Acher at October 15, 2018 06:14 PM (gmo/4)
I think PDJT should pay Fauxcahontas...1/1024th of a million dollars.
Posted by: creeper at October 15, 2018 06:08 PM (7xXFn0----------------------------------
$976 nain't chump change.
Posted by: NOT THAT MICHAEL at October 15, 2018 06:15 PM (OluNf)
Posted by: creeper at October 15, 2018 06:08 PM (7xXFn)
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5 gets you 10 that a mention of something like this goes out on PDTs twatter in the next 36 hours.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 15, 2018 06:15 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 15, 2018 06:15 PM (mf8JD)
Interesting - I hadn't thought about more serious GOP voters showing little enthusiasm for McSally, which might account for some of the polling. Of course I find it inconceivable that these voters would allow the moonbat to be elected, with the Senate's importance just highlighted so spectacularly.
Anecdata, strictly, but every CA person I know who's moved to AZ was a right-wing death beast. All fleeing the usual s**t in CA, and usually gun nutz besides. I suspect the influx from CA is not as politically uniform - and pernicious - as it has been for CO, or even NV or MT.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 15, 2018 06:15 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 15, 2018 06:15 PM (+KUWZ)
I think PDJT should pay Fauxcahontas...1/1024th of a million dollars.
Posted by: creeper at October 15, 2018 06:08 PM (7xXFn0----------------------------------
$976 nain't chump change.
Posted by: NOT THAT MICHAEL at October 15, 2018 06:15 PM (OluNf)
Donate it to the RNC or NRA... in her name.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2018 06:15 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 15, 2018 06:16 PM (438dO)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 15, 2018 06:15 PM (+KUWZ)
O'Donnell. Delaware. 2010.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2018 06:16 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2018 06:16 PM (T4oHT)
"As a Native person in academia I cant prove my Ojibwe and Lakotah lineage
via DNA tests for scholarships. I have to provide tribal documentation
and written proof that I'm connected to my community. Warren gets to take a DNA test to prove "lineage" and it's cool tho?"
Cultural appropriation, anyone?
Posted by: grammie winger at October 15, 2018 06:16 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 15, 2018 06:16 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 15, 2018 06:16 PM (mf8JD)
Posted by: kallisto
So I guess they are not endeavoring to persevere, eh?
Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at October 15, 2018 06:17 PM (y4f1Y)
Schwartz was on his way to service, which he attends every day, when he
said the driver jumped out of his cab and started attacking him. The
savage beating happened on 13th Avenue by 46th Street. The victim's holy
items were scattered on the ground.
An arrest was made quickly on the scene. 37-year-old Farrukh Afzal, from Staten Island, drove for a car service
in Brooklyn and has been arrested numerous times.
Investigators said Afzal was upset because the victim was blocking his
car, and that there is no indication that victim's identity was a
factor."
Guess "Allah Ackbar!" means "Get out of the crosswalk!" in Arabic, huh?
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 15, 2018 06:17 PM (DjIXP)
Posted by: Vendette at October 15, 2018 06:14 PM (tT986)
About 40 Judges and countless Ambassadors, Undersecretaries and Agency Heads.
Posted by: Surfperch at October 15, 2018 06:17 PM (o4fG0)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 15, 2018 06:17 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Flyover at October 15, 2018 06:17 PM (B5K06)
Posted by: buzzion at October 15, 2018 06:17 PM (zRwJ/)
Posted by: kallisto
So I guess they are not endeavoring to persevere, eh?
Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at October 15, 2018 06:17 PM (y4f1Y)
The Left is freaking out that she's putting this crap out 3 weeks before the Midterms.
Heh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2018 06:17 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 15, 2018 06:18 PM (AllCR)
Also known as our public school system
Posted by: Kirk Lazarus at October 15, 2018 06:14 PM (kBiSH)
----------------
"Molech is Alive and Well on Planet Earth."
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 15, 2018 06:18 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Clippy at October 15, 2018 06:18 PM (HiLJ1)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 15, 2018 06:18 PM (mf8JD)
Vendette, oh yes. Non-judicial nominations I think greatly outnumber judicial ones at the moment. One thing I cannot understand at all is how/why Mitch has let that situation fester for so long. Last I heard, State didn't even have UnderSec for Management in - certainly an unprecedented situation for the No. 3 spot at a top dept., 2 years in to an administration.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 15, 2018 06:18 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: rickl at October 15, 2018 06:18 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 15, 2018 06:18 PM (r9UYA)
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Ironically, the DNA test proved what they've been saying all along: Warren is a white woman who lied about being Native American to game affirmative action hiring practices at elite law schools that otherwise would not have hired her.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 15, 2018 06:18 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Krestyn Synima, Wicked Witch of the West at October 15, 2018 06:19 PM (o4fG0)
AshevilleRobert
**
Ahh.....the Staten Island Afzal's.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 15, 2018 06:19 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: TexasDan at October 15, 2018 06:19 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 15, 2018 06:18 PM (AllCR)
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I've long believed the people behind that ad were the same people advising the McCain campaign.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 15, 2018 06:19 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 15, 2018 06:19 PM (Uiz/V)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 15, 2018 06:12 PM (438dO)
The one thing I've discovered is that the world does NOT work the way we get taught it works.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2018 06:19 PM (NWiLs)
Guess "Allah Ackbar!" means "Get out of the crosswalk!" in Arabic, huh?
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 15, 2018 06:17 PM (DjIXP)
A Muzzy spotting a Hassid is like a python spotting a mouse.
That fucker should have his citizenship stripped and he should be deported. Preferably to the bottom of the Mariana Trench so he and Bin Laden can feed the crabs together.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2018 06:19 PM (/9p9e)
SEARS should've closed down 25 years ago.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 15, 2018 06:16 PM (mf8JD)
Things that kept Sears going:
--Craftsman Tools
--Kenmore Appliances
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 15, 2018 06:19 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 15, 2018 06:19 PM (AzW6q)
Service Merchandise, of course...
Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 15, 2018 06:20 PM (R85nB)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2018 06:20 PM (9MKXa)
Posted by: grammie winger
Okay, I was going to say that, but the Cubs fan beat me to it.
You need a little victory these days, don't you?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at October 15, 2018 06:20 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 15, 2018 06:15 PM (I16G
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It already has, really.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 15, 2018 06:20 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: rhomboid
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I've seen all kinds, but most of the ones I've met have an attitude of, "your redneck state is SO stupid" despite the fact they fled their blue state hell hole to escape such a high cost of living, then proceed to vote for those same policies to try and make AZ enlightened.
AZ is a very conservative state. An example, we have concealed carry with NO permit at all. And it's not even a contentious issue. It's almost definitely the most pro gun state in the US.
It's just the local Republican Establishment and business community have done a really good job hobbling conservatives and making sure our choices are McCain and Flake types.
Posted by: Blago at October 15, 2018 06:20 PM (UfkIY)
remember CALDOR?
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 15, 2018 06:20 PM (mf8JD)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2018 06:21 PM (9MKXa)
remember ZAYRE'S
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 15, 2018 06:21 PM (mf8JD)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2018 06:20 PM (9MKXa)
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For that, a good diet is key.
Posted by: Marina Abramovic at October 15, 2018 06:21 PM (AzW6q)
Where will I get ill-fitting, industrial, polythene slacks?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 15, 2018 06:17 PM (oVJmc)
Hello, I believe we haven't met.
Posted by: Amazon.com at October 15, 2018 06:21 PM (o4fG0)
Money don't ya immortallity
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2018 06:20 PM (9MKXa)
Wait, I thought unemployment was down...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2018 06:21 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: creeper at October 15, 2018 06:21 PM (7xXFn)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 15, 2018 06:18 PM (fqUgw)
So, 1/1024 is within margin of error?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 15, 2018 06:21 PM (1g7ch)
Schwartz was on his way to service, which he attends every day, when he
said the driver jumped out of his cab and started attacking him. The
savage beating happened on 13th Avenue by 46th Street. The victim's holy
items were scattered on the ground.
An arrest was made quickly on the scene. 37-year-old Farrukh Afzal, from Staten Island, drove for a car service
in Brooklyn and has been arrested numerous times.
Investigators said Afzal was upset because the victim was blocking his
car, and that there is no indication that victim's identity was a
factor."
Guess "Allah Ackbar!" means "Get out of the crosswalk!" in Arabic, huh?
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 15, 2018 06:17 PM (DjIXP)
"...and that there is no indication that victim's identity was a
factor."Except for the fact that he was dressed in traditional hasidic clothing. Except for that you couldn't tell he was a Jew.
Posted by: Acher at October 15, 2018 06:21 PM (gmo/4)
I think PDJT should pay Fauxcahontas...1/1024th of a million dollars.
Posted by: creeper at October 15, 2018 06:08 PM (7xXFn0----------------------------------
$976 nain't chump change.
Posted by: NOT THAT MICHAEL at October 15, 2018 06:15 PM (OluNf)
Donate it to the RNC or NRA... in her name.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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This, then a larger sum to a Cherokee Nation charity.
Posted by: Furious George at October 15, 2018 06:21 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2018 06:21 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine"
I like you. You make me laugh.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 15, 2018 06:21 PM (DjIXP)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2018 06:20 PM (9MKXa)
Cancer is the great equalizer.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 15, 2018 06:22 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Insomniac
.................
Indeed.. but if I was young again? unattached? no family to support?
I would definitely do things differently.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 15, 2018 06:22 PM (438dO)
Yeah, the Thing about people who are witches is...
they're not really witches. They're just pretending to be witches.
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 15, 2018 06:22 PM (mf8JD)
Posted by: Blago at October 15, 2018 06:09 PM (UfkIY)
What has done this? Suburbs used to be solidly Republican. I have a couple of ideas:
1. The "A" word. I know more than a few people who I can talk to about guns and taxes and defense and the pernicious effects of welfare, but any mention of Abortion and they run like chickens with heads cut off to vote for the most Demunist of Demunists.
2. The elevation of Mother Gaia to a new religion. They have bought into the Global Warming thing as their New Original Sin.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 15, 2018 06:23 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Kreplach at October 15, 2018 06:23 PM (kT3/m)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 15, 2018 06:23 PM (lwiT4)
5 gets you 10 that a mention of something like this goes out on PDTs twatter in the next 36 hours.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 15, 2018 06:15 PM (I16G
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It already has, really.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 15, 2018 06:20 PM (jUVms)
Well, shoot. Another original thought...that wasn't.
Posted by: creeper at October 15, 2018 06:23 PM (7xXFn)
Posted by: dantesed at October 15, 2018 06:23 PM (88xKn)
I've long believed the people behind that ad were the same people advising the McCain campaign.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 15, 2018 06:19 PM (qC1Sy)
Saying "I'm not a witch" while dressed in black in front of a black background. Yeah. I won't take that bet.
Posted by: rickl at October 15, 2018 06:23 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 15, 2018 06:23 PM (mf8JD)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 15, 2018 06:23 PM (AllCR)
Off to the City Winery to see Tower of Power!
Later kids.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2018 06:21 PM (/9p9e)
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Woah--I'm jealous now.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 15, 2018 06:23 PM (HiLJ1)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2018 06:20 PM (9MKXa)
Cancer is the great equalizer.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 15, 2018 06:22 PM (a0IVu)
I thought it was Robert McCall.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2018 06:24 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 15, 2018 06:24 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 15, 2018 06:24 PM (gC2IV)
All the major 'brands' of appliances seem to be the same thing rebranded. Every time I go shopping for parts they all seem to be the same internally.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 15, 2018 06:24 PM (oVJmc)
_______________
We can help you with that.
Posted by: Walmart at October 15, 2018 06:24 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 15, 2018 06:21 PM (mf8JD)
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Coronet.
Blue Chip stamps.
I could go on.
Gad, I'm old.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 15, 2018 06:24 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 15, 2018 06:24 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2018 06:24 PM (LsBY9)
I think PDJT should pay Fauxcahontas...1/1024th of a million dollars.
Posted by: creeper at October 15, 2018 06:08 PM (7xXFn0----------------------------------
$976 nain't chump change.
Posted by: NOT THAT MICHAEL at October 15, 2018 06:15 PM (OluNf)
Donate it to the RNC or NRA... in her name.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
____________
This, then a larger sum to a Cherokee Nation charity.
Posted by: Furious George at October 15, 2018 06:21 PM (9vQJW)
Call in Fauxchantous and The OK Dept of Ed Director of the 400 Native American education programs.
Hand her a check for a million to hand to the ed prigram!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 15, 2018 06:25 PM (JFO2v)
Now she's ripe for getting mocked, ripe for the cultural appropriation crowd, ripe for indignation from actual Native Americans, the list goes on. She looks like a fucking idiot now instead of just being one.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 15, 2018 06:25 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 15, 2018 06:25 PM (mf8JD)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 15, 2018 06:25 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2018 06:25 PM (NWiLs)
So Lizzie Fauxchahontas Warren's supposed DNA test showed that she has
between .09-1.5% of possible Native American ancestry, which means she
has less NA ancestry than the average white American.
But for that infinitesimal amount of possibly (but not certainly) NA
ancestry, she got to be Penn and Harvard Law's "woman of color" hire?
Just shows how ludicrous, and easily scammable, these affirmative action hiring programs are, and always have been.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 15, 2018 06:10 PM (fqUgw)
Recently, there was a guy who took one of those DNA tests, and came out as 4% Black. He is as white as rice in a snowstorm.
He is also owns a construction business, and was turned down as a minority bid. So he sued. The fun is just starting on this one.
I am sure he will be subpoenaing the Cherokee Princess as a character witness.
4%, vs. .09%. Not even close.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2018 06:25 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: DXO at October 15, 2018 06:25 PM (nzKWW)
remember S&H GREEN STAMPS?
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 15, 2018 06:25 PM (mf8JD)
Yep.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2018 06:25 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Kreplach at October 15, 2018 06:23 PM (kT3/m)
I am sure the Phoenicians do
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2018 06:25 PM (9MKXa)
Service Merchandise, of course...
Posted by: Citizen Cake
...............
My older brother worked for them.. used to steal from them like crazy.. Ahh.. the 60's... way before security cameras...
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 15, 2018 06:26 PM (438dO)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 15, 2018 06:26 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 15, 2018 06:26 PM (nDe2U)
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 15, 2018 06:21 PM (mf8JD)
We're still around, we just changed our name.
Posted by: The Democratic Republic of the Congo at October 15, 2018 06:26 PM (o4fG0)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 15, 2018 06:26 PM (JFO2v)
1. The "A" word. I know more than a few people who I can talk to about guns and taxes and defense and the pernicious effects of welfare, but any mention of Abortion and they run like chickens with heads cut off to vote for the most Demunist of Demunists.
2. The elevation of Mother Gaia to a new religion. They have bought into the Global Warming thing as their New Original Sin.
Posted by: Curmudgeon
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I would guess 90% of it is abortion and ghey issues.
I'm amazed how many otherwise conservative white, rich housewives were really into the whole gay marriage debate. But that's now been settled and I don't think the tranny issues resonate like gay marriage did.
I'm pro-life and against gay marriage, but I do think both are sort of stupid political issues that aren't ever going to be resolved by politicians. I'd honestly rather have a lock on the suburbs then argue about it.
Posted by: Blago at October 15, 2018 06:26 PM (UfkIY)
Keep in mind there's a whole web of lies Warren told.
For instance, her "paw-paw" had to "elope" because her "maw-maw" was an injun.
That whole story is a LIE.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 15, 2018 06:26 PM (mf8JD)
Film at 11.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at October 15, 2018 06:27 PM (uDcBt)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2018 06:25 PM (NWiLs)
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Ben Franklin, Circuit City.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 15, 2018 06:27 PM (I16G8)
Zayre's. Service Merchandise. Montgomery Ward.
Ames. Under Wife used to be a buyer for them.
Posted by: Under Fire at October 15, 2018 06:27 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: The Democratic Republic of the Congo at October 15, 2018 06:26 PM (o4fG0)
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That you, Cannibal Bob?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 15, 2018 06:27 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2018 06:27 PM (9MKXa)
Posted by: Casper at October 15, 2018 06:27 PM (yEAdf)
All the major 'brands' of appliances seem to be the same thing rebranded. Every time I go shopping for parts they all seem to be the same internally.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
"Why do you need 180 brands of washer?" - Sen. B. Sanders
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2018 06:27 PM (LsBY9)
They should have pivoted to the Walmart approach as soon as Walmart became a thing. Then branch online with a solid amazon competitor. Then get some hip youth to drive a different image for the store.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 15, 2018 06:27 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: deepelemblues at October 15, 2018 06:27 PM (ryr6F)
Film at 11.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at October 15, 2018 06:27 PM (uDcBt)
Succinctly put.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2018 06:28 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 15, 2018 06:28 PM (mf8JD)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 15, 2018 06:28 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 15, 2018 06:28 PM (nDe2U)
AZ is a very conservative state. An example, we have concealed carry with NO permit at all. And it's not even a contentious issue. It's almost definitely the most pro gun state in the US.
__________________
No "almost" about it. We're No. 1!
http://www.gunsandammo.com/editorial/best-states-for-gun-owners-2017/247983
Posted by: Walmart at October 15, 2018 06:28 PM (fqUgw)
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They had a solid state faux tortoiseshell dildo that was to die for.
Posted by: Ruth Buzzy Ginsburg at October 15, 2018 06:28 PM (HiLJ1)
Not that I've researched it much, but to my knowledge he's the one super-zillionaire who did at least some of the things I'd do in his place. Aviation history/museums (isn't his money behind the new-production Me-262s, also?). His research vessel that has located so many iconic WWII naval wrecks, like the USS Indianapolis.
Shame. He couldn't have been that old.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 15, 2018 06:29 PM (QDnY+)
I'm amazed how many otherwise conservative white, rich housewives were really into the whole gay marriage debate. But that's now been settled and I don't think the tranny issues resonate like gay marriage did.
I'm pro-life and against gay marriage, but I do think both are sort of stupid political issues that aren't ever going to be resolved by politicians. I'd honestly rather have a lock on the suburbs then argue about it.
Posted by: Blago at October 15, 2018 06:26 PM (UfkIY)
You are right. I should have added:
3. Teh Ghey issues. It shocks me how many people believe that if you point out that such a relationship, however loving, is not quite the same as a marriage, well that just makes you a Hatey McHaterson Biggity McBigot.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 15, 2018 06:29 PM (ujg0T)
There is a book on Amazon about the meaning of Pennsylvania Dutch hex signs. I grew up in Lancaster, so often saw them on barns or other outdoor buildings as decorations. There are two schools of thought about hex signs: 1) they came into use as purely decorative folk art in southeastern PA after paint became cheap enough in the 19th century for people to decorate their barns; 2) they have some kind of symbolic meaning dating from their Germanic origin. The Amish and Mennonites in Pennsylvania do not use hex signs because of their more recent adoption by neo-pagans and others who use them for folk magic.
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 15, 2018 06:29 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: Vendette at October 15, 2018 06:29 PM (tT986)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 15, 2018 06:29 PM (ykYG2)
They felt bad listening to their hair stylist complain about how he can't marry his boyfriend.
Posted by: buzzion at October 15, 2018 06:29 PM (zRwJ/)
Posted by: kallisto at October 15, 2018 06:29 PM (WLeoI)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2018 06:25 PM (NWiLs)
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Ben Franklin, Circuit City.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 15, 2018 06:27 PM (I16G
Camelot Music. Waldenbooks.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2018 06:29 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2018 06:29 PM (LsBY9)
_______________
Don't blame me for that bitch! We're definitely not related.
Posted by: Pocahontas at October 15, 2018 06:29 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Dr. Leonard McCoy at October 15, 2018 06:30 PM (vcOmj)
--
Bandersnatch, if you are still around,
Gavin McInnes explains "Proud Boys" origin:
https://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=lmMQoB5kioQ
(take out the space in "watch")
Posted by: irright at October 15, 2018 06:30 PM (RVcmP)
Your announcement has me concerned. I'm remembering every horror movie I've ever seen, that had the hooded, robed, coven members getting ready to sacrifice someone. Sleep with one eye open, gals can be vengeful.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 15, 2018 06:30 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne, lurking since 2007 at October 15, 2018 06:30 PM (xU7mE)
Earlier I asked if Israel was blamed yet for the disappearance of that muslim fake journalist we're all pretending we give a shit about.
Just remember who it was who said Israel will be blamed. Because it's only a matter of time.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 15, 2018 06:30 PM (mf8JD)
Posted by: buzzion at October 15, 2018 06:30 PM (zRwJ/)
Posted by: Fritz at October 15, 2018 06:30 PM (Z9C5C)
Posted by: creeper at October 15, 2018 06:31 PM (7xXFn)
Posted by: rickl at October 15, 2018 06:31 PM (sdi6R)
There's no such thing, in real life, as a Wizard.
-
Or an ethical Democrat.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 15, 2018 06:31 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 15, 2018 06:31 PM (mf8JD)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 15, 2018 06:31 PM (9dzlp)
",...many of their coven "have roots in the Reclaiming Tradition of feminist Witchcraft.""
Hoo-boy. I know many people involved in Reclaiming Wicca.
If there's any kind of witchcraft so crazy that it makes standard neopagan witchcraft seem normal, it's Reclaiming.
Where to begin? To me, the most kooky and offensive part is that they just make up the craziest anti-historical "traditions" and insist that they're ancient. For example, some frizzy-haired lesbian witch will invent a "goddess ritual" off the top of her head, and suddenly all the Reclaiming people will claim that it's an "ancient Mother Goddess Rite" or some such shit, that was "practiced by high priestesses a the Avebury Standing Stones" or some other such gobbledygook total shit.
For the rest of you, however, the worst part about Reclaiming is that it's a fusion of witchcraft with feminism, "intersectionalism," and ignorant post-Marxist utopian communism. Much of their free time is spent fantasizing about how to hex and kill their Christian parents from whom they're rebelling.
Posted by: zombie at October 15, 2018 06:31 PM (c+2jX)
They're dead, Jim.
Posted by: Dr. Leonard McCoy at October 15, 2018 06:30 PM (vcOmj)
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Sears isn't dead yet, but it is at end stage hospice care.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 15, 2018 06:31 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne, lurking since 2007 at October 15, 2018 06:30 PM (xU7mE)
People made fund of her for being anti-pagan rather than pro-pagan, IIRC.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 15, 2018 06:31 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 15, 2018 06:21 PM (mf8JD)
Remember Caldor
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 15, 2018 06:21 PM (mf8JD) <<<
Bradlees. Ames. Lechemere.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at October 15, 2018 06:31 PM (OqR5R)
Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne, lurking since 2007 at October 15, 2018 06:30 PM (xU7mE)
If I remember correctly there was also something about her being a mad mastrubator? Since you knew her cough cough, ya know anything about that? Pictures would help
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2018 06:31 PM (9MKXa)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2018 06:32 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: rhomboid
He was 65. He had a recurrence of non-Hodgkins lymphoma cancer that was arrested in 2009.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at October 15, 2018 06:32 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 15, 2018 06:32 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 15, 2018 05:47 PM (FTlwv)
"Nood Elizabeth Montgomery" would break the Internet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2018 06:32 PM (iwUO9)
Posted by: buzzion
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Exactly
So much of it was also virtue signaling and getting to feel morally superior.
That is one of those issues that I would credit 99% to rich white women making a stink.
I'm not that old, I never dreamed being against gay marriage would ever become a controversial stance. Even Obama was scared to endorse it up until like 2012.
Posted by: Blago at October 15, 2018 06:32 PM (UfkIY)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 15, 2018 06:32 PM (ykYG2)
So is Fransco Franco
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2018 06:32 PM (9MKXa)
Hoo-boy. I know many people involved in Reclaiming Wicca.
If there's any kind of witchcraft so crazy that it makes standard neopagan witchcraft seem normal, it's Reclaiming.
Where to begin? To me, the most kooky and offensive part is that they just make up the craziest anti-historical "traditions" and insist that they're ancient. For example, some frizzy-haired lesbian witch will invent a "goddess ritual" off the top of her head, and suddenly all the Reclaiming people will claim that it's an "ancient Mother Goddess Rite" or some such shit, that was "practiced by high priestesses a the Avebury Standing Stones" or some other such gobbledygook total shit.
For the rest of you, however, the worst part about Reclaiming is that it's a fusion of witchcraft with feminism, "intersectionalism," and ignorant post-Marxist utopian communism. Much of their free time is spent fantasizing about how to hex and kill their Christian parents from whom they're rebelling.
Posted by: zombie at October 15, 2018 06:31 PM (c+2jX)
zombie has it. A lot of these people, typically girls, are just unhappy that they were dragged to one too many Bible Studies or tent revivals as kids.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 15, 2018 06:33 PM (ujg0T)
So when someone tells you they're a witch, they're not really a witch.
They're pretending to be a witch.
The whole "witch" thing is fantasy and fake.
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 15, 2018 06:33 PM (mf8JD)
Posted by: DXO at October 15, 2018 06:25 PM (nzKWW)
Binary
If 1 parent was 100% Native American
8 generations would be 1/256 or circa 1690
9 generations would be 1/512 or circa 1650
10 generations would be 1/1024 or circa 1600
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 15, 2018 06:33 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: East bay jay at October 15, 2018 06:33 PM (6UvYI)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Ain't that the truth. I 'm just a few years younger than that.
(knocks on wood)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at October 15, 2018 06:33 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: kallisto at October 15, 2018 06:29 PM (WLeoI)
Jews have three prayers a day: Morning, afternoon and evening. Every day.
The Torah is only opened and read once a week on Shabbat, though, and it is finished in a Jewish year and started all over again.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 15, 2018 06:34 PM (iXQC4)
Which is what it pretty much came down to since the public at large had already voted in nearly every single other element of it prior to getting the actual "marriage" word forced in by the courts.
Posted by: junior at October 15, 2018 06:34 PM (h4sGx)
For the rest of you, however, the worst part about Reclaiming is that it's a fusion of witchcraft with feminism, "intersectionalism," and ignorant post-Marxist utopian communism. Much of their free time is spent fantasizing about how to hex and kill their Christian parents from whom they're rebelling.
Posted by: zombie at October 15, 2018 06:31 PM (c+2jX)
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Be interesting to ask these witches how they feel about child sacrifice on the red hot arms of a statue of Molech. Then, after they cringe, ask them why they're okay with abortion.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 15, 2018 06:34 PM (qC1Sy)
Yeah the historical rewriting by wiccans and pagans is truly astounding. They insist they trace back directly to druids and crap and reject any possible suggestion any of them ever engaged in like, human sacrifice, examining intestines for word of the gods, etc. Its all new age nonsense with this huge aura of other crap built up around it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 15, 2018 06:34 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at October 15, 2018 06:35 PM (aCNZ6)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 15, 2018 06:35 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 15, 2018 06:36 PM (AllCR)
For instance, her "paw-paw" had to "elope" because her "maw-maw" was an injun.
That whole story is a LIE.
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Bury My Heart At Pulling Your Leg
Posted by: Big Chief Squawking Squaw at October 15, 2018 06:36 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 15, 2018 05:51 PM (AllCR)
You're thinking of the remake of Dragnet with Dan Aykroyd as St. Joe Friday's nephew
Posted by: the Butcher at October 15, 2018 06:36 PM (DIosY)
There was an Alexander's in the shopping mall near Fairly Ridiculous University (where one of my cousins went for a full bachelor's degree after finishing dental hygiene school at Temple). I remember it had a huge ugly mural that covered almost a third of one side of the store.
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 15, 2018 06:36 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: Blago at October 15, 2018 06:32 PM (UfkIY)
Hell I do not believe in government marriage. Or joint taxes! or share Social Security.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 15, 2018 06:36 PM (JFO2v)
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She definitely got a raw deal. She wasn't a great candidate, but she certainly wasn't terrible. She got slaughtered by the media.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 15, 2018 06:36 PM (HiLJ1)
Posted by: zombie at October 15, 2018 06:31 PM
Well, you're pretty much in the center of where it started.
Is it 'How Berkeley Can You Be?' level crazy?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 15, 2018 06:36 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Anachronda at October 15, 2018 06:36 PM (NmR1a)
Posted by: BluesFish at October 15, 2018 06:37 PM (ue9Y0)
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 15, 2018 06:37 PM (mf8JD)
Posted by: the Butcher at October 15, 2018 06:36 PM (DIosY)
and the former virgin Connie Suelo
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 15, 2018 06:37 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 15, 2018 06:37 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 15, 2018 06:37 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 15, 2018 06:37 PM (QDnY+)
remember BRIGHAM'S ICE CREAM?
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 15, 2018 06:37 PM (mf8JD)
and Charles Chips
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 15, 2018 06:38 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Tuna at October 15, 2018 06:38 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 15, 2018 06:36 PM (HiLJ1)
And the Vichy GOP hated her guts.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 15, 2018 06:38 PM (iXQC4)
LOL Karma is a bitch ha keith
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2018 06:38 PM (9MKXa)
well, i guess he *did* have some miracles, come to think of it...
Posted by: Anachronda at October 15, 2018 06:38 PM (NmR1a)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 15, 2018 06:38 PM (AllCR)
And dumb saps in the Republican Party fell for it. Including people here.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 15, 2018 06:39 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 15, 2018 06:39 PM (mf8JD)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 15, 2018 06:39 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 15, 2018 06:39 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 15, 2018 06:32 PM
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So is Fransco Franco
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2018 06:32 PM
#MeToo
Posted by: zombie Abe Vigoda at October 15, 2018 06:40 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 15, 2018 06:40 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 15, 2018 06:40 PM (mf8JD)
Posted by: kallisto at October 15, 2018 06:40 PM (WLeoI)
Nope. Death before degeneracy.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 15, 2018 06:40 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 15, 2018 06:40 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: BluesFish at October 15, 2018 06:37 PM (ue9Y0)
yes show yer work!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 15, 2018 06:40 PM (JFO2v)
They're dead, Jim.
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I'm a doctor! Not a miracle worker and narketing specialist!
Posted by: Bones at October 15, 2018 06:40 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Tuna at October 15, 2018 06:40 PM (jm1YL)
+1. I hope your digestive tract is well on its way to healing; barium compounds are nasty.
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 15, 2018 06:40 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 15, 2018 06:40 PM (mf8JD)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 15, 2018 06:40 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 15, 2018 06:41 PM (Evws/)
But a Demorat candidate for the US Senate is totally cool to believe in hexes from covens of witches.
Halloween?
Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at October 15, 2018 06:41 PM (AJ/mV)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 15, 2018 06:32 PM
It isn't restin'. It's dead!
The only reason it's still open is because you nailed its doors open.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 15, 2018 06:41 PM (iXQC4)
Posted by: zombie at October 15, 2018 06:31 PM
Well, you're pretty much in the center of where it started.
Is it 'How Berkeley Can You Be?' level crazy?
Posted by: Duncanthrax
They rejected attending the "How Berkeley Can You Be?" parade because it was too mainstream.
I've actually met Starhawk. One of the most toxic people I've ever encountered in person. I rarely say stiff like this, but she literally had evil vibes coming off her.
Posted by: zombie at October 15, 2018 06:41 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 15, 2018 06:42 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2018 06:42 PM (LsBY9)
So much of it was also virtue signaling and getting to feel morally superior.
That is one of those issues that I would credit 99% to rich white women making a stink.
The curious (to me) thing is that a lot of white women seem to have a real affinity for fruits. I've never quite figured that one out.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2018 06:42 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 15, 2018 06:42 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: kallisto at October 15, 2018 06:40 PM (WLeoI)
Us backslidden Baptist have beer in fridge and vodka on counter.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 15, 2018 06:42 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 15, 2018 06:36 PM (AllCR)
Good plan, Fen.
Posted by: Emmie at October 15, 2018 06:42 PM (4HMW8)
This is good. They are being honest about who they are.
Christians and Jews know who they are and now the enemy has clarified itself.
Gird your loins.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 15, 2018 06:42 PM (Q0dwZ)
Yeah as religions go, Wicca isn't that weird, its just unfamiliar to people. As I've said before all religions have crazy dumb crap that nobody outside it believes. All that matters is if one of them is true or not, not how crazy it seems
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 15, 2018 06:42 PM (39g3+)
I guess it got out on bail.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2018 06:43 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2018 06:42 PM (LsBY9)
Don't laugh. Candy cigarettes were banned in lots of places years ago.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 15, 2018 06:43 PM (iXQC4)
Candy? we were lucky to get some rinds with a little red left on them from the local dumpster.
Posted by: Under Fire at October 15, 2018 06:43 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 15, 2018 06:43 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Emmie at October 15, 2018 06:43 PM (4HMW8)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 15, 2018 06:40 PM
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I like them, but they're like superglue. Pulled off a cap a few days ago and now I have to go to the dentist.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 15, 2018 06:43 PM (HiLJ1)
The lesbian answer to "Kwanzaa?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2018 06:43 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 15, 2018 06:42 PM (39g3+)
No. It's extra weird. And just plain stupid.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 15, 2018 06:44 PM (iXQC4)
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Just saw on Insty that Paul Allen died.
Posted by: Tuna at October 15, 2018 06:38 PM
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Paul Allen never really registered in my brain. Every time I see the name, I think Steve Allen, who already died several years back.
Posted by: irright at October 15, 2018 06:44 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 15, 2018 06:44 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 15, 2018 06:44 PM (ctuyM)
Maybe Mikey Moore will eat himself to death.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2018 06:45 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 15, 2018 06:45 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 15, 2018 06:45 PM (jn7FC)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 15, 2018 06:45 PM (Q0dwZ)
My parents wouldn't let us buy candy cigarettes because they didn't want us to associate cigs with fun and cool. Which was probably wise, really.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 15, 2018 06:45 PM (39g3+)
What do you have against our underwear?
Posted by: Mitt and Jeff at October 15, 2018 06:45 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 15, 2018 05:58 PM (QDnY+)
Was watching the last quarter of the sportsball game in a bar in AJ last night. Many, many, political ads, and the ones against Krystal Skinemax were pretty hard hitting. Skinemax counters, "McSally gonna takes yo' Medicares."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2018 06:46 PM (iwUO9)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 15, 2018 06:43 PM (HiLJ1)
Slowpokes have taken more teeth than bar fights
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 15, 2018 06:46 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 15, 2018 06:46 PM (mf8JD)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 15, 2018 06:44 PM (39g3+)
He owned a soccer team.
How embarrassing.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 15, 2018 06:46 PM (iXQC4)
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Creepy Porn Lawyer 2020
Sleaze on down, sleaze on down the road!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 15, 2018 06:46 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 15, 2018 06:47 PM (mf8JD)
Srsly.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
When I go out on a date, I go out on a date. Go for the gold.
Posted by: zombie at October 15, 2018 06:47 PM (c+2jX)
Srsly.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 15, 2018 06:44 PM (ctuyM)
That hat looks way too big for her head.
Maybe she's just borrowing it for the picture.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 15, 2018 06:47 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 15, 2018 06:00 PM (
Ah, so a Jack Mormon. Or in this case a jackelope Mormon. Completely made up and nutty.
Posted by: LizLem at October 15, 2018 06:47 PM (70NnN)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 15, 2018 06:44 PM (39g3+)
also owner of the Seahawks and part owner of the Sounders.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 15, 2018 06:47 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2018 06:46 PM (iwUO9)
Bhussein took about 800 B from Medicare and people kissed his HAAALLLLFFFBLLLLACKKK ass.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 15, 2018 06:47 PM (JFO2v)
Yeah, I've got a crown named after it.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 15, 2018 06:47 PM (Q0dwZ)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 15, 2018 06:46 PM (JFO2v)
Salt Water Taffy is the king of forced dentistry.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 15, 2018 06:48 PM (iXQC4)
She was greatly beloved by a lot of people we both knew, I found her to be a nasty piece of work-- mean, spiteful, vengeful. I guess she was nice to her friends, but I never saw much but the bile.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 15, 2018 06:48 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 15, 2018 06:00 PM (hyuyC)
Oooooh. Oh, shit!
Posted by: zombie Ferdinand Magellan at October 15, 2018 06:48 PM (iwUO9)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 15, 2018 06:46 PM
Maybe CPL will make it rain with some of that 50% he's skimming from the Beto contributions he's soliciting for
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 15, 2018 06:48 PM (ctuyM)
An epic case of Revenge of the Nerds.
Posted by: Miklos, probably right at October 15, 2018 06:48 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 15, 2018 06:48 PM (nDe2U)
Posted by: Kurt Schlichter at October 15, 2018 06:49 PM (oyvQI)
Srsly.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Hot damn!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 15, 2018 06:50 PM (iXQC4)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 15, 2018 06:50 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 15, 2018 06:50 PM (mf8JD)
Posted by: Vendette at October 15, 2018 06:50 PM (tT986)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at October 15, 2018 06:50 PM (c6rtx)
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Steve Allen died?
Does Edie Gourmet know?
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 15, 2018 06:46 PM
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No, no. You're thinking of Lawrence Welk.
Posted by: irright at October 15, 2018 06:50 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Fritz at October 15, 2018 06:51 PM (Z9C5C)
Srsly.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 15, 2018 06:44 PM (ctuyM)
My favorite is still the one two photos ago.
Posted by: rickl at October 15, 2018 06:51 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Tuna at October 15, 2018 06:38 PM (jm1YL)
Not a fan of Huey Lewis and The News.
Posted by: Kirk Lazarus at October 15, 2018 06:51 PM (kBiSH)
Yeah he was a help to Washington sports, too. A pretty nice guy, from all accounts.
Look Wicca looks really weird from the outside but I mean I'm Christian which means I think a talking snake ruined paradise, Moses stopped time, Elisha made an axehead float, people came back from the dead, walked on water, all kinds of things. Christians believe in exorcisms, some believe in blessing items and magic water and bits of bread, even that you can believe hard enough to never get sick or hurt when bit by a snake.
All that's pretty daffy stuff, if you're not used to it. Again, what matters is whether its true or not.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 15, 2018 06:51 PM (39g3+)
protest organizer, summoned supernatural help to stop the Iraq War."
And how did that work out for her?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 15, 2018 06:52 PM (JUOKG)
The DEMs have reached the third stage of grief:
Denial
Anger
Bargaining
Depression
Acceptance
They are now making a deal with the Devil. As Leftists ALWAYS do.
Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at October 15, 2018 06:52 PM (AJ/mV)
Posted by: Acher at October 15, 2018 06:52 PM (gmo/4)
Maybe she's just borrowing it for the picture.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 15, 2018 06:47 PM
I appreciate your laser focus on the most important and critical component of a scenario. You're the kind of person who never gundecks a report. Who keeps things level, in trim, and shipshape.
May your baffles always be clear.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 15, 2018 06:53 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 15, 2018 06:55 PM (+KUWZ)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 15, 2018 06:55 PM (QzJWU)
This is good. They are being honest about who they are.
Christians and Jews know who they are and now the enemy has clarified itself.
Gird your loins.
Posted by: Braenyard
I believe something like this was tried in the Old Testament. A local pagan priest was brought forth to curse the Tribe of Israel. The God of Israel turned those curses into blessings. Things like this backfire biggly because the God of Israel is real. He protects His own.
Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at October 15, 2018 06:56 PM (y4f1Y)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 15, 2018 06:56 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Kurt Schlichter at October 15, 2018 06:57 PM (oyvQI)
(First to use that? Back in a sec.)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 15, 2018 06:12 PM (Evws/)
CCR did a song called Pagan Baby.
Posted by: zombie Ferdinand Magellan at October 15, 2018 06:58 PM (iwUO9)
Posted by: seamrog at October 15, 2018 06:59 PM (IYiL5)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 15, 2018 07:02 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 15, 2018 07:02 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Vendette at October 15, 2018 06:29 PM (tT986)
I bought my Cooey .22 from Woolco. Damned canoe accident.
Posted by: zombie Ferdinand Magellan at October 15, 2018 07:13 PM (iwUO9)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 15, 2018 07:14 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Jean at October 15, 2018 07:20 PM (4Y6Lf)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 15, 2018 06:42 PM (JFO2v)
*racks Mossberg 500*
*squints*
I thought someone's been rummaging around inside my house.
Posted by: Bert G at October 15, 2018 07:21 PM (OMsf+)
Srsly.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 15, 2018 06:44 PM (ctuyM)
That hat looks way too big for her head.
Maybe she's just borrowing it for the picture.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 15, 2018 06:47 PM (y87Qq
That should be labeled as shirt abuse.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 15, 2018 07:29 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: ramondo at October 15, 2018 07:30 PM (umudh)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 15, 2018 08:37 PM (miE9U)
It's gonna take one huge "laser" to remove it.
Posted by: SMOD at October 15, 2018 09:02 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: SMOD at October 15, 2018 09:28 PM (e8kgV)
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