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Krysten Sinema Summoned... Witches

It had to end here.


The Democrats are all so normal and non-insane, it's unbelievable.

Rep. Kyrsten Sinema, the Democratic nominee for U.S. Senate, is not a witch. But she has been known to hang out with witches. It was during the height of the Iraq War when Sinema, then a far-left protest organizer, summoned supernatural help to stop the Iraq War.

Emails obtained by the Washington Examiner show Sinema inviting a prominent group of feminist witches in Arizona called Pagan Cluster to celebrate International Women’s Day and to protest the war in March of 2003. Code Pink protesters wore pink, obviously enough, and the Women in Black wore black. But Sinema encouraged the witches to wear "colorful clothing and come ready to dance, twirl, and stay in touch with your inner creativity and with the Earth."


The Sinema campaign would not say why she invited the witches or clarify why she thought members of the occult deserved a seat at the table during discussions concerning war and peace. The witches in question, it should be noted, claim to practice only nonviolent magic. Per the about section on their webpage, theirs is a peaceful and democratic kind of sorcery.

Out of the broom closet and into the public square, the Pagan Cluster focuses "sharing spiritual insights and participating in direct democracy." Their visions are decidedly liberal and many of their coven "have roots in the Reclaiming Tradition of feminist Witchcraft."

More: The Sinema Sins.

Update:



Tell me more about how crazy conventional religions are, Progressives.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:47 PM




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1 LUL

Posted by: steevy at October 15, 2018 05:47 PM (mCMQ5)

2 Rather see Elizabeth Montgomery.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 15, 2018 05:47 PM (FTlwv)

3 I'm not you...I'm a witch

Posted by: Kyrsten Sinema at October 15, 2018 05:47 PM (eSx+E)

4 she's a real winner.

Posted by: willow at October 15, 2018 05:47 PM (dPd5y)

5 Ok guys, she has to resign now right? That's how they told me it works!

Posted by: Christine O'Donnell at October 15, 2018 05:47 PM (eSx+E)

6 th

Posted by: Axeman at October 15, 2018 05:48 PM (vDqXW)

7 SCIENCE!

Posted by: grammie winger at October 15, 2018 05:48 PM (lwiT4)

8 That seems normal ...

Wonder if we could ask Joe Manchin what he thinks of his potential colleague?

Posted by: Dr. RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 15, 2018 05:48 PM (TN1P5)

9 Pppfhtt.

I DATED two witches.

Not at the same time but still, literally true.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 05:48 PM (bcbK8)

10 Top witches, I am sure.

Posted by: Sumdumchief at October 15, 2018 05:48 PM (/DWwy)

11 Why would Christine O'Donnel help this woman get elected?

Posted by: garrett at October 15, 2018 05:48 PM (G7Aar)

12 So they dance and twirl as part of the hexing? That sounds fun...add in some kicks and squats and its a workout.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 15, 2018 05:48 PM (a0IVu)

13 This just in: Transgendered Warlock voted World's Best Witch. Film at 11.

Posted by: Stu Podaso - Deplorable Dreg at October 15, 2018 05:49 PM (dZe7J)

14 The sad thing is this is one of the tamer things she has done. She is a full blown socialist mess hopefully her political career will be over after 11/06/2018.

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at October 15, 2018 05:49 PM (TnwUY)

15 Also Wicca is #FakeReligion

Kwanza has a more distinguished pedigree.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 05:49 PM (bcbK8)

16 Remember when the Horde used to joke about Hillary's riding on a broom? Good times.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 15, 2018 05:49 PM (3C9q2)

17 Posts like this are why ace has the "flu".

Posted by: Kyrsten Sinema at October 15, 2018 05:49 PM (4e+hS)

18
I never saw Pagan Cluster Fuck in concert.

Heard it was awesome man.

Posted by: Glenn John at October 15, 2018 05:49 PM (LilNs)

19 She has Scogg's vote, I guess.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 15, 2018 05:49 PM (c07y/)

20 Do witches dance to Tom-Toms?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 15, 2018 05:49 PM (brDZb)

21 "Emails obtained by the Washington Examiner show Sinema inviting a prominent group of feminist witches in Arizona called Pagan Cluster to celebrate International Women's Day and to protest the war in March of 2003."


I thought she was a Mormon?

Posted by: grammie winger at October 15, 2018 05:49 PM (lwiT4)

22 "come ready to dance, twirl, and stay in touch with your inner creativity and with the Earth"

If you were a writer trying to come up with a parody of some mother Earth, crunchy leftist chick, could you do any better than the above quote?

Irony is dead.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 15, 2018 05:49 PM (9qZ3S)

23 Halloween is pretty popular, witches everywhere ... but I thought it was just pretend. All Saints Say is the next day ... nobody celebrates that ... at least not commercially.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 15, 2018 05:49 PM (Cus5s)

24 And yet we let them vote.

Go figure.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2018 05:50 PM (YqDXo)

25 Wanted to stop the Iraq war yet doesn't care if US citizens go fight for ISIS? WTF?

Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2018 05:50 PM (T4oHT)

26 Don't the witches know that if it wasn't for that one Super Hot Witch, we'd never even pretend to take them seriously?

Posted by: garrett at October 15, 2018 05:50 PM (G7Aar)

27 13 This just in: Transgendered Warlock voted World's Best Witch. Film at 11.
Posted by: Stu Podaso - Deplorable Dreg at October 15, 2018 05:49 PM (dZe7J)

Well, Julian Sands...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 05:50 PM (bcbK8)

28 Willowed re: Proud Boys

The Proud Boys staged a public re-enactment of the Otoya Yamaguchi incident, which cracks me up, and is awesome, and it positively INFURIATED the Left.

They know how to push the right buttons.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 15, 2018 05:50 PM (AzW6q)

29 They Wuz Babylon and Shit!

Posted by: Kirk Lazarus at October 15, 2018 05:50 PM (kBiSH)

30

"Big deal: I got that Hebe son-in-law of mine controlling the weather!"

- - Prez 45

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2018 05:50 PM (/9p9e)

31 This just in: Transgendered Warlock voted World's Best Witch. Film at 11.
Posted by: Stu Podaso - Deplorable Dreg at October 15, 2018 05:49 PM (dZe7J)


This is a good comment right here.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 15, 2018 05:50 PM (y87Qq)

32 Suffer not a witch to live.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 15, 2018 05:50 PM (fA1SL)

33 So the latest thing in Halloween costumes is to dress like Kyrsten Sinema?

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 15, 2018 05:50 PM (3C9q2)

34 Harf's little sister. Gotta be wild in bed.

Posted by: Redenzo at October 15, 2018 05:50 PM (14qvS)

35 When that Republican woman in SC was accused of being a witch, she had to cut an ad to dispute it. For the left, the accusation is a badge of honor.

Posted by: windbag at October 15, 2018 05:51 PM (a6DEE)

36 Ace, I hope you feel better man.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 05:51 PM (bcbK8)

37 Cleansing. Fire. We're overdue.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2018 05:51 PM (NWiLs)

38 She's nuts.

Posted by: Mad Madam Mim at October 15, 2018 05:51 PM (OqR5R)

39 Welp, they'll always have Beto ...

Posted by: Dr. RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 15, 2018 05:51 PM (TN1P5)

40 Witches like Sinema and Alyssa Milano leading #MeeToo witch trials?

Hollywood could not script this any better.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 15, 2018 05:51 PM (W+vEI)

41 Are they working to find earth-centric feminine solutions to things?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 15, 2018 05:51 PM (I2dne)

42 Pagan Cluster sounds like a motorcycle gang.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 15, 2018 05:51 PM (AllCR)

43 I don't care if someone hangs out with wiccans, they're dumb but usually fairly harmless and kindly. But after their third major nationwide attempt at magic to affect things, you'd think maybe one of them would ask "is this real? Because we keep failing..."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 15, 2018 05:51 PM (39g3+)

44 The witches in question, it should be noted, claim to practice only nonviolent magic.


Yea, sure they do.

Posted by: dantesed at October 15, 2018 05:51 PM (88xKn)

45 Are those witches missing a letter B?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 15, 2018 05:51 PM (hyuyC)

46 34 Harf's little sister. Gotta be wild in bed.
Posted by: Redenzo at October 15, 2018 05:50 PM (14qvS)


"She's only half-Harf."

- - 1/1,024th Cherokee

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2018 05:51 PM (/9p9e)

47 Load her into the Trebuchet -

Let's see how high she flies!

Posted by: garrett at October 15, 2018 05:51 PM (G7Aar)

48 Pppfhtt.

I DATED two witches.

Not at the same time but still, literally true.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 05:48 PM


Did they make you levitate?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 15, 2018 05:51 PM (ctuyM)

49 They seem nice.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at October 15, 2018 05:51 PM (T71PA)

50 How in the world did she even make it to the House with a record such as this?!?

Posted by: Surfperch at October 15, 2018 05:52 PM (o4fG0)

51 Combining the last thread with this one, perhaps the witches would like to go cycling in Tajikstan?

I, for one, would be happy to kick in to a GoFundMe for that purpose.

In the alternative, I'd be happy to spring for PPV if they take up my suggestion.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2018 05:52 PM (YqDXo)

52 Perfectly normal for a Senator.


Move along.

Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2018 05:52 PM (NLLmE)

53 So the latest thing in Halloween costumes is to dress like Kyrsten Sinema?

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 15, 2018 05:50 PM (3C9q2)
---
A Sexy Kyrsten Sinema.

Posted by: Axeman at October 15, 2018 05:52 PM (vDqXW)

54 47 Load her into the Trebuchet -

Let's see how high she flies!
Posted by: garrett at October 15, 2018 05:51 PM (G7Aar)

Ooooo-ooooo witchy woman!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2018 05:52 PM (NWiLs)

55 come ready to dance, twirl, and stay in touch with your inner creativity and with the Earth"

*****

This twit does realize she was born waaayyyy after Woodstock, right?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 15, 2018 05:52 PM (brDZb)

56

Alyssa Milano hardest hit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 15, 2018 05:52 PM (HaL55)

57 *Dusts off copy of Malleus Maleficarum in event of Sinema win*

Posted by: The Graham Inquisitor at October 15, 2018 05:52 PM (AzW6q)

58 Their visions are decidedly liberal and many of their coven "have roots in the Reclaiming Tradition of feminist Witchcraft."

So hexes, poisoning and abortions?

Now, where did I leave my sheet lead curse tablets? If pipeline barge bandwidth would permit it, I'd like the scene from Rome when Servilia curses Julius Caesar and Atia. Effin' brutal stuff.

Posted by: Vanya at October 15, 2018 05:52 PM (7PLM4)

59 add in some kicks and squats and its a workout.

Sounds like some early 90s workout fad, like Boxaerobics or Jazzercise.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 15, 2018 05:52 PM (9qZ3S)

60 >>The sad thing is this is one of the tamer things she has done. She is a full blown socialist mess hopefully her political career will be over after 11/06/2018.


Well, she's Code Pink, so there's a good chance she's met with/partnered with Hamas and/or the Muslim Brotherhood just like Medea Benjamin (!!!).

Posted by: Lizzy at October 15, 2018 05:52 PM (W+vEI)

61
I'm suddenly aware that my armory is woefully understocked.

Posted by: Jabedia Plainsman at October 15, 2018 05:53 PM (oYD2h)

62 48 Pppfhtt.

I DATED two witches.

Not at the same time but still, literally true.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 05:48 PM

Did they make you levitate?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 15, 2018 05:51 PM (ctuyM)

They made IT move, that's for sure.

Both redheads, God help me. Eventually I learned...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 05:53 PM (bcbK8)

63 Pagan Cluster sounds like a motorcycle gang.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 15, 2018 05:51 PM (AllCR)


Or a homemade confection. Maybe with nuts in it.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 15, 2018 05:53 PM (y87Qq)

64 Where's a good Cruciatus curse when you need one?

Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2018 05:53 PM (NWiLs)

65 What are the odds that they all look like Elizabeth Montgomery?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 15, 2018 05:53 PM (I2dne)

66 Let me guess, Ekdahl went for the parody and found out, once again, it's impossible to parody the left.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 15, 2018 05:53 PM (qC1Sy)

67

Ooooo-ooooo witchy woman!


They belong to the Marie LeVeaux wing of the Progressive Democrat Party.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 15, 2018 05:53 PM (HaL55)

68 Diane Feinstein looks like a witch.

Posted by: dantesed at October 15, 2018 05:54 PM (88xKn)

69 My guess is witches will be the newest protective class

Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2018 05:54 PM (T4oHT)

70 What's a little spirit cooking among friends?

Posted by: John Podesta at October 15, 2018 05:54 PM (+RgW7)

71 Didn't we have a witch who ran in Delaware?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2018 05:54 PM (9MKXa)

72 How in the world did she even make it to the House with a record such as this?!?
Posted by: Surfperch at October 15, 2018 05:52 PM (o4fG0)


Complicit press, spineless GOP.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at October 15, 2018 05:54 PM (T71PA)

73 >>I'm suddenly aware that my armory is woefully understocked.



I just checked the larder and I am running low on Wing of Bat and all but out of Eye of Newt.

Posted by: garrett at October 15, 2018 05:54 PM (G7Aar)

74 >>Wanted to stop the Iraq war yet doesn't care if US citizens go fight for ISIS? WTF?


Makes sense if you're on the same side as AQ/MB/Mamas, which is what Code Pink was/is.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 15, 2018 05:54 PM (W+vEI)

75 Pagan clusterfuck is more like it.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2018 05:54 PM (NWiLs)

76 12 So they dance and twirl as part of the hexing? That sounds fun...add in some kicks and squats and its a workout.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite



Or a Grateful Dead concert.

Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at October 15, 2018 05:54 PM (y4f1Y)

77 64 Where's a good Cruciatus curse when you need one?
Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2018 05:53 PM (NWiLs)

Where's a Bavarian Witch Hunter when you need one?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 05:54 PM (bcbK8)

78

"Hail hail fire and snow,
call the Angel, we will go,
far away and for to see,
Friendly Angel, come to me..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2018 05:54 PM (/9p9e)

79 What are the odds that they all look like Elizabeth Montgomery?
========
Less than ZERO

Posted by: simplemind at October 15, 2018 05:54 PM (qAsZY)

80 Did they make you levitate?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 15, 2018 05:51 PM (ctuyM)

They made IT move, that's for sure.

Both redheads, God help me. Eventually I learned...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 05:53 PM (bcbK



So you like the fatties? Nothing wrong with that.

Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2018 05:55 PM (NLLmE)

81 77 64 Where's a good Cruciatus curse when you need one?
Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2018 05:53 PM (NWiLs)

Where's a Bavarian Witch Hunter when you need one?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 05:54 PM (bcbK

We need Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2018 05:55 PM (NWiLs)

82 Let me guess, Ekdahl went for the parody and found out, once again, it's impossible to parody the left.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman


YERP.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 15, 2018 05:55 PM (c07y/)

83 I've been speculating/wishcasting that Trump not breaking 50% in AZ was largely due to the very conventional GOP/and Mormon GOP voting base just being able to vote for him (last time). And that the state is not as far gone as that, and Sinema's very existence, implies.


But some Morons in the last thread noted that AZ is where VA was in the 90s. Which seems plausible, though I don't know if the fundamentals match up quite that well (VA is somewhat distinctive due to its enormous Swamp employment/mindset in NoVA).

Posted by: rhomboid at October 15, 2018 05:55 PM (QDnY+)

84 None of this will make the news her supporters watch

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 15, 2018 05:55 PM (kNZrL)

85 Even their witchcraft is fake.

Aleister Crowley would eat these phonies for breakfast.

#FakeMagic

Warlocks > Witches

Posted by: Max Power at October 15, 2018 05:55 PM (q177U)

86 She needs the Hansel and Gretel treatment for witches.

Posted by: Acher at October 15, 2018 05:55 PM (gmo/4)

87 80 Did they make you levitate?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 15, 2018 05:51 PM (ctuyM)

They made IT move, that's for sure.

Both redheads, God help me. Eventually I learned...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 05:53 PM (bcbK


So you like the fatties? Nothing wrong with that.
Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2018 05:55 PM (NLLmE)

One was a little heavy. The other was sleek as sin.

Both bad news. Some things guys have to learn the hard way.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 05:55 PM (bcbK8)

88 Wow.. that race should not even be close. She's a loon.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 15, 2018 05:55 PM (dUJdY)

89 But let's see if this Dem dingbat ends up with a reasonable vote %, or not, I guess.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 15, 2018 05:56 PM (QDnY+)

90 I just checked the larder and I am running low on Wing of Bat and all but out of Eye of Newt.
Posted by: garrett at October 15, 2018 05:54 PM (G7Aar)

I have a feeling they're well stocked on finger of birth strangled babe.

Posted by: Vanya at October 15, 2018 05:56 PM (7PLM4)

91 Party of science FTW!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 15, 2018 05:56 PM (+y/Ru)

92 44 The witches in question, it should be noted, claim to practice only nonviolent magic.
Yea, sure they do.

Next you'll tell me it's just self-therapy for depressed and lonely women with personality disorders and too many cats.

Oh wait, that is what it is.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2018 05:56 PM (Kpl3J)

93 Elizabeth Montgomery witches, or Margaret Hamilton witches?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 15, 2018 05:56 PM (oVJmc)

94 >>Didn't we have a witch who ran in Delaware?

She's not a witch, she's just like you.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2018 05:56 PM (/tuJf)

95

Sounds like some early 90s workout fad, like Boxaerobics or Jazzercise.

Witchaerobics.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 15, 2018 05:56 PM (HaL55)

96 Both bad news. Some things guys have to learn the hard way.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 05:55 PM (bcbK

Redheads. Witches. You're lucky to still be alive.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2018 05:56 PM (NWiLs)

97 There are two kinds of wiccans.

First is the "white magic" kind of silly crystal-fondling incense huffer that learns magic to heal and do good deeds and fight evil forces. These are the "house fulla cats" girls who weigh as much as two men and are generally sweet and kind but trippy and not very bright.

Then there are the ones who want to learn how to do real damage, the spirit cooker types, the ones who dabble in "black magic" to harm enemies. These are the ones who are kinda crazy and like poison.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 15, 2018 05:56 PM (39g3+)

98 85 Warlocks > Witches

Posted by: Max Power at October 15, 2018 05:55 PM (q177U)

Warcocks>Warlocks > Witches

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2018 05:56 PM (/9p9e)

99 81 77 64 Where's a good Cruciatus curse when you need one?
Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2018 05:53 PM (NWiLs)

Where's a Bavarian Witch Hunter when you need one?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 05:54 PM (bcbK

We need Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2018 05:55 PM (NWiLs)

Was that good? It looked painfully silly, like Van Helsing, or Hellsing, so I skipped it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 05:56 PM (bcbK8)

100 I've been a witch for roughly 30 years. I'm also a staunch Republican and very pro-miltary. All witches are not cooking for Coco puffs. I don't get worked up about witches trials 600 years ago. I worry about the Muzzies today. I know which religion will tolerate my existence.

Posted by: The Guy at October 15, 2018 05:56 PM (4cEdi)

101 Hail hail fire and snow,
call the Angel, we will go,
far away and for to see,
Friendly Angel, come to me..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

*****

Bitch sure don't look like Mironomee.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 15, 2018 05:56 PM (brDZb)

102 I think something is wrong with AZ. See McCain and Flake. Its corrupted. We can't see the whole picture yet.

Posted by: simplemind at October 15, 2018 05:57 PM (frHvc)

103 Where's Gemma Arterton, running around in tight leather, wielding a crossbow, when we need her.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at October 15, 2018 05:57 PM (OqR5R)

104 90 I just checked the larder and I am running low on Wing of Bat and all but out of Eye of Newt.
Posted by: garrett at October 15, 2018 05:54 PM (G7Aar)

I have a feeling they're well stocked on finger of birth strangled babe.
Posted by: Vanya at October 15, 2018 05:56 PM (7PLM4)

They get regular deliveries from Planned Unparenthood.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2018 05:57 PM (NWiLs)

105 Elizabeth Montgomery witches, or Margaret Hamilton witches?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 15, 2018 05:56 PM (oVJmc)

Who would you rather go to bed with?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2018 05:57 PM (9MKXa)

106 And yet they keep telling us that religion is bad.

But they have so many of them. It's difficult to keep track.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 15, 2018 05:57 PM (sgZqZ)

107 This beyond stupid.

Societies overcome stupid everyday. This is wanting a society to crash. The inevitable incredible human cost is lost to them.

Start up the rotors.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 15, 2018 05:57 PM (hyuyC)

108 88 Wow.. that race should not even be close. She's a loon.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 15, 2018 05:55 PM (dUJdY)

"But Demo(n)crats CARE about PEOPLE LIKE ME!"

--Every idiot LIV

Posted by: Hikaru at October 15, 2018 05:57 PM (jlHSA)

109 96 Both bad news. Some things guys have to learn the hard way.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 05:55 PM (bcbK

Redheads. Witches. You're lucky to still be alive.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2018 05:56 PM (NWiLs)

Sometimes I wonder

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 05:57 PM (bcbK8)

110 It seems there's a lot of wacky shit in her background, doesn't it?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 15, 2018 05:57 PM (oVJmc)

111


Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2018 05:51 PM (NWiLs)



"Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass
sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers
blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." Isaiah 5:24

Posted by: grammie winger at October 15, 2018 05:57 PM (lwiT4)

112 Or a homemade confection. Maybe with nuts in it.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 15, 2018 05:53 PM (y87Qq)

A horrible localized skin infection. With pus

Posted by: Vanya at October 15, 2018 05:57 PM (7PLM4)

113

EM BROOM-HILDA FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at October 15, 2018 05:57 PM (LP0d0)

114 Pagan Cluster sounds like a motorcycle gang.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 15, 2018 05:51 PM (AllCR)



The Pagans are a motorcycle gang. Formed in Prince George's County in Maryland, believe or not.

Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at October 15, 2018 05:57 PM (y4f1Y)

115 Was that good? It looked painfully silly, like Van Helsing, or Hellsing, so I skipped it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 05:56 PM (bcbK

It was a bit goofy at times but a fun popcorn flick.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2018 05:57 PM (NWiLs)

116 Do NOT screw a hot witch.

Posted by: Conan at October 15, 2018 05:57 PM (w8uSE)

117 Pfffft. Sinema.

Tell Podesta to quit having his flunkies bother me.

Posted by: Marina Abramovic at October 15, 2018 05:57 PM (AzW6q)

118 Elizabeth Montgomery witches, or Margaret Hamilton witches?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 15, 2018 05:56 PM (oVJmc)


You ask for Elizabeth Montgomery
You'll accept Margret Hamilton
You get TrigglyPuff

Posted by: DR.WTF? at October 15, 2018 05:58 PM (T71PA)

119 The Party of SCIENCE!!!

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 15, 2018 05:58 PM (bZ76Y)

120 Tinfoilbaby with a good and sadly always relevant observation: how much of this dingbat's extensive and impressive collection of career-ending idiotic statements and actions will voters even hear about?


I keep saying, an open society with rep. govt. is pretty hard to maintain when there simply isn't any real press or information environment for a sane citizen to rely upon.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 15, 2018 05:58 PM (QDnY+)

121 Next you'll tell me it's just self-therapy for depressed and lonely women with personality disorders and too many cats.

Oh wait, that is what it is.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2018 05:56 PM (Kpl3J)



Like joining the local community theater.

Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2018 05:58 PM (NLLmE)

122 Die Arizona-Hexe ist verruckt nach Fledermaus

Posted by: Acher at October 15, 2018 05:58 PM (gmo/4)

123 10
Bitch sure don't look like Mironomee.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 15, 2018 05:56 PM (brDZb)


Is that Cherokee for Michigan moron meet-up?

/s

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2018 05:58 PM (/9p9e)

124 Nevergiveup

Fleet sailors embrace the power of "And."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 15, 2018 05:58 PM (hyuyC)

125 TRUMP!

Posted by: MAGA at October 15, 2018 05:58 PM (w8uSE)

126 Next you'll tell me it's just self-therapy for depressed and lonely women with personality disorders and too many cats.

Oh wait, that is what it is.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2018 05:56 PM (Kpl3J)
----------

Hobo's by another name?

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 15, 2018 05:58 PM (qC1Sy)

127 121 Next you'll tell me it's just self-therapy for depressed and lonely women with personality disorders and too many cats.

Oh wait, that is what it is.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2018 05:56 PM (Kpl3J)


Like joining the local community theater.
Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2018 05:58 PM (NLLmE)

STAY OUT OF MY MIND!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 05:58 PM (bcbK8)

128 111


Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2018 05:51 PM (NWiLs)



"Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass
sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers
blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." Isaiah 5:24
Posted by: grammie winger at October 15, 2018 05:57 PM (lwiT4)

Yeah. One of those.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2018 05:58 PM (NWiLs)

129 I just checked the larder and I am running low on Wing of Bat and all but out of Eye of Newt.
Posted by: garrett at October 15, 2018 05:54 PM (G7Aar)

I have a feeling they're well stocked on finger of birth strangled babe.
=========
Surprisingly not. Its a very common ingredient.

Posted by: John Podesta at October 15, 2018 05:59 PM (xoGHA)

130 The party of science, ladies and gentlemen!

Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 15, 2018 05:59 PM (7uLBT)

131 113 Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at October 15, 2018 05:57 PM (LP0d0)
+++++++
Well played.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 15, 2018 05:59 PM (I2dne)

132 Did you see they're going to reboot Bewitched?, As a single black woman, Darrin is?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 15, 2018 05:59 PM (kNZrL)

133 124 Nevergiveup

Fleet sailors embrace the power of "And."
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 15, 2018 05:58 PM (hyuyC)

*whistle*

Flag on the play.

Failure to say "HEALING power".

Posted by: Hikaru at October 15, 2018 05:59 PM (jlHSA)

134 DR.WTF?

If you are at sea long enough, with an all male crew, even TrigglyPuff becomes a 1.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 15, 2018 06:00 PM (hyuyC)

135 124 Nevergiveup

Fleet sailors embrace the power of "And."
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 15, 2018 05:58 PM (hyuyC)

Is this about him getting beat up by a woman?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 06:00 PM (bcbK8)

136
I thought she was a Mormon?
Posted by: grammie winger
_______________

I believe she describes herself as a "non-practicing Mormon."

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 15, 2018 06:00 PM (fqUgw)

137 Did you see they're going to reboot Bewitched?, As a single black woman, Darrin is?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 15, 2018 05:59 PM (kNZrL)
+++++++
Seriously?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 15, 2018 06:00 PM (I2dne)

138 And engaging witches to stop the Iraq War is considered loopy? Doesn't seem much zanier than lots of the hysteria on that topic, across the political spectrum. Of course, there were 1,256 separate wars going on, or something like that, so "fatigue" was understandable.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 15, 2018 06:00 PM (QDnY+)

139 I still can't believe this nut has been as successful as she has been in a Red State.

It's almost like no Republican ever did any opposition research before.

Posted by: Blago at October 15, 2018 06:00 PM (UfkIY)

140 For all the morons that think this chick is doable take caution. Shes likely a succubus.

Posted by: WonkishRogue feeds his pet Tarrasque Creepy porn lawyers at October 15, 2018 06:01 PM (O9JR8)

141 Is that Cherokee for Michigan moron meet-up?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2018 05:58 PM (/9p9e)



Only if it's in the U.P.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 15, 2018 06:01 PM (lwiT4)

142 Remember when the left made fun of Nancy Reagan cause someone alleged she'd invited an astrologer to the White House?

Posted by: Dr. RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 15, 2018 06:01 PM (TN1P5)

143

Come see the witches dancing in the moonlight.

https://youtu.be/mKhGSCDR-F0

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 15, 2018 06:01 PM (4mUNO)

144 Pagan Cluster sounds like a new See's Candy creation.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 15, 2018 06:01 PM (a0IVu)

145 The Pagans are a motorcycle gang. Formed in Prince George's County in Maryland, believe or not.

Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at October 15, 2018 05:57 PM (y4f1Y)


Yup, there were a lot of them in jersey.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2018 06:01 PM (9Om/r)

146 Party of science FTW!!!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 15, 2018 05:56 PM (+y/Ru)

This is the same demographic that is the reason magazines and newspapers still run horoscopes.

Posted by: Vanya at October 15, 2018 06:01 PM (7PLM4)

147 62 48 Pppfhtt.

I DATED two witches.

Not at the same time but still, literally true.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 05:48 PM

I had a guy I worked with once who was dating a witch, he was an intern, barely 20 and pretty dumb. He was talking about her, and I asked "how could you go out with a witch?" and he said "well she's pretty hot looking, and she likes to screw a lot, and she always insists on getting on top, and I kinda like it."

I had no words - half of me was disgusted by him and half was really really jealous. Oh to be 20 again. I promise I won't screw it up this time, really I won't.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2018 06:01 PM (Kpl3J)

148 >>>Warlocks > Witches

Posted by: Max Power at October 15, 2018 05:55 PM (q177U)<<<


Witches only earn 77% of what warlocks do.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at October 15, 2018 06:01 PM (OqR5R)

149 Is this about him getting beat up by a woman?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 06:00 PM (bcbK

hey pal I'm married with 2 daughters...I get beat up every day of my life

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2018 06:01 PM (9MKXa)

150 Hey!


Who is going to watch the new re-boot of "The Conners"?


Me neither.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2018 06:01 PM (UsCnO)

151 Posted by: WonkishRogue feeds his pet Tarrasque Creepy porn lawyers at October 15, 2018 06:01 PM (O9JR


She'll suck yo what!?

Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2018 06:01 PM (NWiLs)

152 I thought it was the devil dancing in the pale moonlight?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 06:01 PM (bcbK8)

153 Didja see this brutal response to Big Chief Squawking Squaw from real Cherokee?

https://bit.ly/2CiwCjq

The last line: "Senator Warren is undermining tribal interests with her continued claims of tribal heritage."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 15, 2018 06:02 PM (+y/Ru)

154 God, SMOD or God unleashing SMOD. I don't care anymore.

Where's AllenG?

Burn it.

Salt it.

Posted by: Sponge at October 15, 2018 06:02 PM (Zz0t1)

155 140 For all the morons that think this chick is doable take caution. Shes likely a succubus.


- - -

Eh, I'll take my chances. Can't be worse than my ex wife.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 15, 2018 06:02 PM (Uiz/V)

156
You creative people in the Horde need to do some research and come up with a Hex Sign to ward off evil spells. Something we can put on our barns and over our doorways; something like a passover sign to keep these evils spirits away.

Make it a digital badge we can append to our email and put on Facebook.

Posted by: Jabedia Plainsman at October 15, 2018 06:02 PM (oYD2h)

157 I believe she describes herself as a "non-practicing Mormon."

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 15, 2018 06:00 PM (fqUgw)



Maybe she ought to practice more. Couldn't hurt.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 15, 2018 06:02 PM (lwiT4)

158 149 Is this about him getting beat up by a woman?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 06:00 PM (bcbK

hey pal I'm married with 2 daughters...I get beat up every day of my life
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2018 06:01 PM (9MKXa)

LOL

Sorry man. Carry on.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 06:02 PM (bcbK8)

159 Something tells me they don't live deliciously.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2018 06:02 PM (NWiLs)

160 137 Did you see they're going to reboot Bewitched?, As a single black woman, Darrin is?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 15, 2018 05:59 PM (kNZrL)
+++++++
Seriously?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 15, 2018 06:00 PM (I2dne)

Why not? They just rebooted 'Oh God' with a Black guy now instead of John Denver.

Posted by: Don Q at October 15, 2018 06:02 PM (NgKpN)

161 Hail hail fire and snow,

call the Angel, we will go,

far away and for to see,

Friendly Angel, come to me..."



Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Slip and Fall Melvin Belli!

Posted by: Acher at October 15, 2018 06:03 PM (gmo/4)

162 I don't think Sinema practices any religion but leftism.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 15, 2018 06:03 PM (AllCR)

163 2
Rather see Elizabeth Montgomery.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 15, 2018 05:47 PM (FTlwv)

-----------------------------------------------
Sinema's new nickname?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2018 06:03 PM (UsCnO)

164 Nobody wants to see these witches dancing naked in the moonlight

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 15, 2018 06:03 PM (kNZrL)

165 I had no words - half of me was disgusted by him and half was really really jealous. Oh to be 20 again. I promise I won't screw it up this time, really I won't.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2018 06:01 PM (Kpl3J)



I'd probably just screw it up again.

Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2018 06:03 PM (NLLmE)

166 Didja see this brutal response to Big Chief Squawking Squaw from real Cherokee?
=========
Well she's done in national politics. The nuts in New England will probably still keep her.

Posted by: simplemind at October 15, 2018 06:04 PM (qAsZY)

167 Gee, I hope Lesley Stahl gets around to asking representatives from The Reality Based Community / The Party of Science about this. And also, you know, global warmening. All the big issues.

Posted by: Murrican Dream at October 15, 2018 06:04 PM (xptlg)

168 Speaking of crazy witches...

http://theweek.com/articles/801606/how-hillary-clinton-
could-win-2020

I mean, pagan prayers to the devil might actually work. Which is more than I can say for professional stupid bastard Mattthew Walther. His advice is to go on a hardcore campaign to win the suburbs by calling Trump supporters backwood hicks, all the while appealing to working class whites and tough on crime voters in the primary.

In short, combine the worst and dumbest aspects of her 2008 and 2016 runs, against a much more dangerous Democratic field. They owe her deference no longer, and will happily call her husband chief of the MeToo problem cases. Which has the virtue of being true.

Posted by: trev006 at October 15, 2018 06:04 PM (J+c/7)

169 So Horde, who would you vote for in a race between Fauxcahontas and Kistyn Sinema?

Posted by: Surfperch at October 15, 2018 06:04 PM (o4fG0)

170 I've been summoned!?
Oh, wait, that was "witch", not "bitch".
Never mind.

Posted by: Hillary at October 15, 2018 06:04 PM (+lVUW)

171 Are these witches still hexing Kavanaugh?

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 15, 2018 06:04 PM (a0IVu)

172 94 >>Didn't we have a witch who ran in Delaware?

She's not a witch, she's just like you.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2018 05:56 PM (/tuJf)



Wait--wasn't Christine O'Donnell a fundamentalist who claimed to fight witches with "spiritual warfare" or something like that?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 15, 2018 06:04 PM (ujg0T)

173 169 So Horde, who would you vote for in a race between Fauxcahontas and Kistyn Sinema?
Posted by: Surfperch at October 15, 2018 06:04 PM (o4fG0)
---------------

Easy, write in candidate: SMOD

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 15, 2018 06:04 PM (qC1Sy)

174 Is this the same kind of "non-violent" magic t they're using on Trump and Kavenaugh according to Vox?

Posted by: Andy at October 15, 2018 06:04 PM (a06dx)

175 Also, a coven of witches is cursing Kav in an occult bookstore in Brooklyn.

https://bit.ly/2Os0scA

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 15, 2018 06:05 PM (+y/Ru)

176 Still not a witch.

Posted by: Christine O'Donnell at October 15, 2018 06:05 PM (//voU)

177 142 Remember when the left made fun of Nancy Reagan cause someone alleged she'd invited an astrologer to the White House?
Posted by: Dr. RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 15, 2018 06:01 PM (TN1P5)


that was before the Obamas had a Voodoo Mother in Law living in the White house.

Posted by: Don Q at October 15, 2018 06:05 PM (NgKpN)

178 Also Wicca is #FakeReligion

Kwanza has a more distinguished pedigree.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 05:49 PM (bcbK8


----

I actually had to explain what Kwanza was to a woman that I worked with, and she is from Kenya.

Posted by: Darth Randall at October 15, 2018 06:05 PM (p0nVR)

179 She's not a witch, she's just like you.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2018 05:56 PM (/tuJf)

She didn't look jewish?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2018 06:05 PM (9MKXa)

180 So Horde, who would you vote for in a race between Fauxcahontas and Kistyn Sinema?
Posted by: Surfperch at October 15, 2018 06:04 PM (o4fG0)

I'd vote for UHaul, to move to another fucking state.

Posted by: Vanya at October 15, 2018 06:05 PM (7PLM4)

181 Easy, write in candidate: SMOD
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 15, 2018 06:04 PM (qC1Sy)



And then there's SMOD...

Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2018 06:05 PM (NLLmE)

182 169 So Horde, who would you vote for in a race between Fauxcahontas and Kistyn Sinema?
Posted by: Surfperch

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 15, 2018 06:05 PM (+lVUW)

183 147 62 48 Pppfhtt.

I DATED two witches.

Not at the same time but still, literally true.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 05:48 PM

I had a guy I worked with once who was dating a witch, he was an intern, barely 20 and pretty dumb. He was talking about her, and I asked "how could you go out with a witch?" and he said "well she's pretty hot looking, and she likes to screw a lot, and she always insists on getting on top, and I kinda like it."

I had no words - half of me was disgusted by him and half was really really jealous. Oh to be 20 again. I promise I won't screw it up this time, really I won't.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2018 06:01 PM (Kpl3J)

That's...almost word for word what happened.
Only I was 21 the first time and 28 the second.

But yeah, sex is the appeal. The crazy, or curses, eventually drives you away.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 06:05 PM (bcbK8)

184 I'm also 1/5000 Wiccan. Leave her alone!

Posted by: Trail Of Tears Warren at October 15, 2018 06:05 PM (r9UYA)

185 169 So Horde, who would you vote for in a race between Fauxcahontas and Kistyn Sinema?
Posted by: Surfperch at October 15, 2018 06:04 PM (o4fG0)



"It's not a binary choice!!!!"

Posted by: buzzion at October 15, 2018 06:05 PM (zRwJ/)

186 But Sinema encouraged the witches to wear "colorful clothing and come ready to dance, twirl, and stay in touch with your inner creativity and with the Earth."

Wouldn't the witches be offended by this? Sounds like Sinema being blatantly manipulative - talking down to them in order to pander to them. Like Hillary or Biden trying to talk jive to appeal to black people.

Posted by: General Ripper at October 15, 2018 06:06 PM (/qEW2)

187

So Horde, who would you vote for in a race between Fauxcahontas and Kistyn Sinema?



I'd write in Glinda, the Good Witch of the South. Or whichever witch she was.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 15, 2018 06:06 PM (HaL55)

188 So Horde, who would you vote for in a race between Fauxcahontas and Kistyn Sinema?
------
Nunnatha Above.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 15, 2018 06:06 PM (bZ76Y)

189 9 Pppfhtt.

I DATED two witches.

Not at the same time but still, literally true.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 05:48 PM (bcbK



Were they hot young things who believed they were bisexual, or just the typical homely dyke types?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 15, 2018 06:06 PM (ujg0T)

190 So Horde, who would you vote for in a race between Fauxcahontas and Kistyn Sinema?
Posted by: Surfperch at October 15, 2018 06:04 PM (o4fG0)
++++++++
The devil.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 15, 2018 06:06 PM (I2dne)

191
Double, double toil and trouble;

Fire burn and caldron bubble.

Cool it with a baboon's blood,

Then the charm is firm and good.


...................
Some creative Arizonan could have fun with this!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 15, 2018 06:06 PM (438dO)

192 I can't believe Pocohauntus wants even more bad press.

Posted by: Max Power at October 15, 2018 06:06 PM (q177U)

193 165 I had no words - half of me was disgusted by him and half was really really jealous. Oh to be 20 again. I promise I won't screw it up this time, really I won't.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2018 06:01 PM (Kpl3J)

Tell me about it. I'd have to back further than that though. Apparently the only women interested in me are those hellbent on destroying me, so I would avoid them altogether.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2018 06:06 PM (NWiLs)

194 My jokes are jokes, being "edgy" and hip.
Yours are deadly serious H8 crimes.

Posted by: Marxist Jihadi Local 53 at October 15, 2018 06:06 PM (koNhm)

195 Wait--wasn't Christine O'Donnell a fundamentalist who claimed to fight witches with "spiritual warfare" or something like that?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 15, 2018 06:04 PM (ujg0T)



All Christians are called to do battle with spiritual forces of evil. Ephesians 6. It's actually one of the perks of Christianity.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 15, 2018 06:07 PM (lwiT4)

196 I had no words - half of me was disgusted by him and half was really really jealous. Oh to be 20 again. I promise I won't screw it up this time, really I won't.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2018 06:01 PM (Kpl3J)

I'd probably just screw it up again.
Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2018 06:03 PM (NLLmE)


I'd screw it up worse this time, but make sure I remember more of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6RNtjYxiNw

Posted by: hogmartin at October 15, 2018 06:07 PM (y87Qq)

197 Its looking more and more that Kyshogi was an operative masquerading as a jounalist.
He was pro muslim brotherhood and against the Saudi's reapproacment with Israel.
If the Saudi's wacked him he probably deserved it and I don't give a shit and it certainly doesn't warrant being raised to the level of international incident.

The Donks and deep state are driving this bullshit.

Posted by: Kreplach at October 15, 2018 06:07 PM (kT3/m)

198 Sandra Lee and the Kwanza cake is still the greatest thing ever.

Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2018 06:07 PM (NLLmE)

199 189
9 Pppfhtt.



I DATED two witches.



Not at the same time but still, literally true.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 05:48 PM (bcbK




Were they hot young things who believed they were bisexual, or just the typical homely dyke types?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 15, 2018 06:06 PM (ujg0T)

Same here. No, they didn't know each other, nor were they bisexual. But I can certify that they were bat shit crazy and I'm glad I escaped.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 15, 2018 06:07 PM (jxbfJ)

200 187

So Horde, who would you vote for in a race between Fauxcahontas and Kistyn Sinema?



I'd write in Glinda, the Good Witch of the South. Or whichever witch she was.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 15, 2018 06:06 PM (HaL55)

North. Bobbi Sue is the Good Witch of the South.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2018 06:07 PM (NWiLs)

201 169 So Horde, who would you vote for in a race between Fauxcahontas and Kistyn Sinema?
Posted by: Surfperch at October 15, 2018 06:04 PM (o4fG0)

I'd vote 'Ammo'

Faux would be active but evil, Krysten is evil but stupid.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 06:07 PM (bcbK8)

202
Ekdahl does have a unique talent for seemingly innocuous shit-post what makes the libtards' heads explode

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 15, 2018 06:07 PM (KCxzN)

203 The Donks and deep state are driving this bullshit.
Posted by: Kreplach at October 15, 2018 06:07 PM (kT3/m)

It will be a non story in less than a week

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2018 06:07 PM (9MKXa)

204 I seem to recall some female Senatorial candidate of the Republican persuasion--was it in Maryland or in Nevada--who supposedly had something to do with witch craft. The main stream press roundly denounced her as a dingbat--and she lost. This woman won't get denounced by the press, but I sure hope she loses.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at October 15, 2018 06:08 PM (Sda6L)

205 So Horde, who would you vote for in a race between Fauxcahontas and Kistyn Sinema?
Posted by: Surfperch at October 15, 2018 06:04 PM (o4fG0)
++++++++
The devil.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 15, 2018 06:06 PM (I2dne)

So we have one vote for Sinema, then.

Posted by: Surfperch at October 15, 2018 06:08 PM (o4fG0)

206 I actually had to explain what Kwanza was to a woman that I worked with, and she is from Kenya.
Posted by: Darth Randall at October 15, 2018 06:05 PM (p0nVR)

----------------

To be fair, it is a made up Holiday, so..........

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 15, 2018 06:08 PM (I16G8)

207 Oops.
169 So Horde, who would you vote for in a race between Fauxcahontas and Kistyn Sinema?
Posted by: Surfperch


Definitely Krystyn, because she seems even more nuts than the fake Injun princess.
Elizabeth couldn't even come up with a cute, stripper way to spell her first name.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 15, 2018 06:08 PM (+lVUW)

208 I think PDJT should pay Fauxcahontas...1/1024th of a million dollars.

Posted by: creeper at October 15, 2018 06:08 PM (7xXFn)

209 The next modern-day witch I meet that isn't a dumpy, middle-aged white women with a border-line mental illness will be the first.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 15, 2018 06:08 PM (R85nB)

210 CNN says the Saudis are about to confess that Khashoggi died in their embassy as a result of an interrogation gone wrong.

https://tinyurl.com/yb2vycoa

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 15, 2018 06:08 PM (HiLJ1)

211 I prefer Kim Novak as a witch.

Posted by: dantesed at October 15, 2018 06:08 PM (88xKn)

212 Yes, the witches in NY are supposedly going to hex Kavanaugh October 20th.


Kavanaugh, BTW, was photographed wearing a baseball cap while he was serving food to the poor-which he has done for years as part of his church missions. I expect the witches in NY planning to hex Kavanaugh are not on the line serving food to the poor as part of their coven.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 15, 2018 06:08 PM (AllCR)

213 154 God, SMOD or God unleashing SMOD. I don't care anymore.

Where's AllenG?

Burn it.

Salt it.
Posted by: Sponge at October 15, 2018 06:02 PM (Zz0t1)


Wait, that's the food thread...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2018 06:08 PM (/9p9e)

214 Eno did a few Ambient albums with Pagan Cluster.

Not his best work.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 15, 2018 06:09 PM (iXQC4)

215 Hillary = Mum-Ra

Sinema = Ye olde witch

Posted by: WonkishRogue feeds his pet Tarrasque Creepy porn lawyers at October 15, 2018 06:09 PM (O9JR8)

216 199 189
9 Pppfhtt.



I DATED two witches.



Not at the same time but still, literally true.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 05:48 PM (bcbK




Were they hot young things who believed they were bisexual, or just the typical homely dyke types?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 15, 2018 06:06 PM (ujg0T)

Both were bi. One was cute, a little heavy (not seriously plump but padded), one was sleek yoga hot. Neither was really young, 30's. I preferred older women then.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 06:09 PM (bcbK8)

217 I've been speculating/wishcasting that Trump not breaking 50% in AZ was largely due to the very conventional GOP/and Mormon GOP voting base just being able to vote for him (last time). And that the state is not as far gone as that, and Sinema's very existence, implies.


But some Morons in the last thread noted that AZ is where VA was in the 90s. Which seems plausible, though I don't know if the fundamentals match up quite that well (VA is somewhat distinctive due to its enormous Swamp employment/mindset in NoVA).
Posted by: rhomboid

_________________

I would say the VA analogy is true in that VA in the 90's was still a reliably red state but it's probably on its way to purple. But for very different reasons. In AZ, most of it is probably transplants, people from CA and Illinois, etc. Also, just like everywhere, its the upper class suburbs that seem to have really gone blue over the last few decades, mainly due to stupid social issues.

With VA, it's a lot of the blue is from federal gubmint workers and offshoots of that industry. Basically NoVa is why the state is blue that borders DC.

Just to compare though, the Governors race in AZ has the Republican up like 16 points. All the other statewide races have the Republicans up by like double digits.

I honestly think the only reason Sinema/McSally race is close is the Trump wing (which I'm a member of) is still bitter about the primary and hasn't come home yet. McSally is an Establishment Republican, but not as obnoxious as Flake or McCain.

Posted by: Blago at October 15, 2018 06:09 PM (UfkIY)

218 Oh to be 20 again
--
Only if I can be smart, healthy, physically fit, and born into a wealthy family.

I do not want to live my life over again; poor, naive, dumb, ill health, and poor. Did I mention poor?

Posted by: Jabedia Plainsman at October 15, 2018 06:09 PM (oYD2h)

219 All Christians are called to do battle with
spiritual forces of evil. Ephesians 6. It's actually one of the perks of
Christianity.


Posted by: grammie winger at October 15, 2018 06:07 PM (lwiT4)


Really? I can have my own chapter of the knight Templars? niiice.....

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 15, 2018 06:09 PM (9Om/r)

220 "There is no God, but I totes mcgoats have magic powers, y'all!"

--The Fxmxnxst Left.

Posted by: Hikaru at October 15, 2018 06:09 PM (jlHSA)

221 If I was Christine O'Donnell I would be pissed!

Posted by: Maximus at October 15, 2018 06:09 PM (hdFyL)

222 http://theweek.com/articles/801606/how-hillary-clinton-

could-win-2020

...................
I've been saying this for quite a while.. The crowded field on the Dem side makes a lot of sense for Hilz to take the nom..
then be beaten by PDT!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 15, 2018 06:10 PM (438dO)

223 187

I'd write in Glinda, the Good Witch of the South. Or whichever witch she was.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 15, 2018 06:06 PM (HaL55)


Billie Burke. Cute and from what I understand a nympho.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2018 06:10 PM (/9p9e)

224 The Cherokee Nation is wrong.

Posted by: Trail Of Tears Warren at October 15, 2018 06:10 PM (r9UYA)

225 So Lizzie Fauxchahontas Warren's supposed DNA test showed that she has between .09-1.5% of possible Native American ancestry, which means she has less NA ancestry than the average white American.

But for that infinitesimal amount of possibly (but not certainly) NA ancestry, she got to be Penn and Harvard Law's "woman of color" hire?

Just shows how ludicrous, and easily scammable, these affirmative action hiring programs are, and always have been.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 15, 2018 06:10 PM (fqUgw)

226 Is this the same kind of "non-violent" magic t they're using on Trump and Kavenaugh according to Vox?
Posted by: Andy at October 15, 2018 06:04 PM

If it's Vox it's ancient Chinese secret.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 15, 2018 06:10 PM (2NqXo)

227 Small but funny, Grassley is rejecting ChiFi's latest, Nth request for delay in nomination hearings for Judiciary, says hearing will go ahead on the 17th. More judicial nominees.


They didn't do it prior to the election, but the Senate GOP should set as its goal to completely clean off all nominations on the executive calendar before adjournment in December.


Posted by: rhomboid at October 15, 2018 06:10 PM (QDnY+)

228 Krysten Sinema Summoned... Witches

Remember, these are the same people that attempt to mock Christians and Jews and our "Mythical Sky God" and "Book of Fairy Tales".

Posted by: Bert G at October 15, 2018 06:10 PM (OMsf+)

229 203 The Donks and deep state are driving this bullshit.
Posted by: Kreplach at October 15, 2018 06:07 PM (kT3/m)

It will be a non story in less than a week
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2018 06:07 PM (9MKXa)



They've got the WWE holding an event there in just a few weeks that they can use in an attempt to use it as a way of keeping it "current." You know the company run by one of Trump's cabinet member's husband.

Posted by: buzzion at October 15, 2018 06:11 PM (zRwJ/)

230 Why do witches burn?
So how do we know she is made of wood?
We shall use my largest scales.


Posted by: Acher at October 15, 2018 06:11 PM (gmo/4)

231 I got a raw deal.

Posted by: Tituba at October 15, 2018 06:11 PM (//voU)

232 >>>CNN says the Saudis are about to confess that Khashoggi died in their embassy as a result of an interrogation gone wrong.


There's fifteen Saudis out there that are about to be 'asked' to fall on their swords.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 15, 2018 06:11 PM (R85nB)

233 227 Small but funny, Grassley is rejecting ChiFi's latest, Nth request for delay in nomination hearings for Judiciary, says hearing will go ahead on the 17th. More judicial nominees.


They didn't do it prior to the election, but the Senate GOP should set as its goal to completely clean off all nominations on the executive calendar before adjournment in December.


Posted by: rhomboid at October 15, 2018 06:10 PM (QDnY+)


I thought I linked last week that their goal is to do just that. At least 40 by 12/31.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2018 06:11 PM (/9p9e)

234 We can haz purifying fire?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 15, 2018 06:12 PM (fA1SL)

235 Pagan Cluster Fuck.
(First to use that? Back in a sec.)

Posted by: andycanuck at October 15, 2018 06:12 PM (Evws/)

236
Oh to be 20 again

--

Only if I can be smart, healthy, physically fit, and born into a wealthy family.



I do not want to live my life over again; poor, naive, dumb, ill health, and poor. Did I mention poor?

Posted by: Jabedia Plainsman
.......................
If you knew what you know now?? I would take that in a trice!
Poor can be quickly overcome if you have knowledge about how the world works..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 15, 2018 06:12 PM (438dO)

237 That twitter response "Does she float? Asking for a friend."

Bwahahahahaha

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 15, 2018 06:12 PM (pUDQf)

238 25 Wanted to stop the Iraq war yet doesn't care if US citizens go fight for ISIS? WTF?
Posted by: Skip


Pro ISIS, anti America, yup, she's a lefty.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 15, 2018 06:13 PM (+lVUW)

239 Burn it.



Salt it.

Posted by: Sponge at October 15, 2018 06:02 PM (Zz0t1)



-----


Wait, that's the food thread...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2018 06:08 PM (/9p9e)


Wouldn't that be:
Sear it.
Season it to taste.
?

Posted by: Bert G at October 15, 2018 06:13 PM (OMsf+)

240 The witches in question, it should be noted, claim to practice only nonviolent magic.

So ... these witches are a bunch of raaaacissssttsss putting down voodoo.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 15, 2018 06:13 PM (iXQC4)

241 #235 No. Third.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 15, 2018 06:13 PM (Evws/)

242 "Wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 06:13 PM (bcbK8)

243 This is just the icing. How anyone could vote for a Democrat is beyond reason.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 15, 2018 06:13 PM (tK7Y2)

244 229 They've got the WWE holding an event there in just a few weeks that they can use in an attempt to use it as a way of keeping it "current." You know the company run by one of Trump's cabinet member's husband.
Posted by: buzzion at October 15, 2018 06:11 PM (zRwJ/)

Democrat Senators are already hounding Linda McMahon over it.

And Lefty TV Talking heads are starting to poke and snipe at WWE over it, too.

Posted by: Hikaru at October 15, 2018 06:13 PM (jlHSA)

245 We can haz purifying fire?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 15, 2018 06:12 PM (fA1SL)

Remember, kids. Friendship is magic.

And magic is HERESY!

Posted by: Vanya at October 15, 2018 06:13 PM (7PLM4)

246 232 >>>CNN says the Saudis are about to confess that Khashoggi died in their embassy as a result of an interrogation gone wrong.


There's fifteen Saudis out there that are about to be 'asked' to fall on their swords.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 15, 2018 06:11 PM (R85nB)
---
The story is that they intended to interrogate and abduct, but he died before they could get to the abduct part.

They should've blamed witches.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 15, 2018 06:13 PM (HiLJ1)

247 >>235
Pagan Cluster Fuck.

Witnessed one of those once at a hot spring in Idaho.

Posted by: Trail Of Tears Warren at October 15, 2018 06:14 PM (r9UYA)

248 245. * fistbump *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 15, 2018 06:14 PM (fA1SL)

249 227 Small but funny, Grassley is rejecting ChiFi's
latest, Nth request for delay in nomination hearings for Judiciary, says
hearing will go ahead on the 17th. More judicial nominees.





They didn't do it prior to the election, but the Senate GOP should
set as its goal to completely clean off all nominations on the executive
calendar before adjournment in December.





Posted by: rhomboid at October 15, 2018 06:10 PM (QDnY+)






I thought I linked last week that their goal is to do just that. At least 40 by 12/31.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2018 06:11 PM (/9p9e)


Was it 40 judges? Add the non-judicial nominations and the number will be a lot higher than 40.

Posted by: Vendette at October 15, 2018 06:14 PM (tT986)

250 see the witches in flames in the back of my drag-u-la.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 15, 2018 06:14 PM (KP5rU)

251 Liawatha is getting slammed by legit Cherokee activists.

Posted by: kallisto at October 15, 2018 06:14 PM (WLeoI)

252 >>>CNN says the Saudis are about to confess
that Khashoggi died in their embassy as a result of an interrogation
gone wrong.





There's fifteen Saudis out there that are about to be 'asked' to fall on their swords.

Posted by: Citizen Cake

..............
naah.. there will be a few sacrificial lambs.. the rest will get a slap on the wrist for being ordered to do the clean up..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 15, 2018 06:14 PM (438dO)

253 Welp, off for the night.

Have fun, carry and buy ammo Horde.

Oh and for God's sake, don't date green-eyed, redheaded witches. Trust me on that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 15, 2018 06:14 PM (bcbK8)

254 All those curses at Trump by witches came back and hit one of there own. Microsoft's Paul Allen is dead.

Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at October 15, 2018 06:14 PM (y4f1Y)

255 The normalizing of pagan blood and sex rituals arw coming next with the paedophilia.
Also known as our public school system

Posted by: Kirk Lazarus at October 15, 2018 06:14 PM (kBiSH)

256 And nothing purifies like fire...

Posted by: Acher at October 15, 2018 06:14 PM (gmo/4)

257 208
I think PDJT should pay Fauxcahontas...1/1024th of a million dollars.


Posted by: creeper at October 15, 2018 06:08 PM (7xXFn0----------------------------------

$976 nain't chump change.

Posted by: NOT THAT MICHAEL at October 15, 2018 06:15 PM (OluNf)

258 I think PDJT should pay Fauxcahontas...1/1024th of a million dollars.
Posted by: creeper at October 15, 2018 06:08 PM (7xXFn)

------------

5 gets you 10 that a mention of something like this goes out on PDTs twatter in the next 36 hours.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 15, 2018 06:15 PM (I16G8)

259

The Trump Economy can't be that great...

SEARS went bankrupt!

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 15, 2018 06:15 PM (mf8JD)

260 Blago, correct on all counts - I watched the VA story as it unfolded back then up close.


Interesting - I hadn't thought about more serious GOP voters showing little enthusiasm for McSally, which might account for some of the polling. Of course I find it inconceivable that these voters would allow the moonbat to be elected, with the Senate's importance just highlighted so spectacularly.


Anecdata, strictly, but every CA person I know who's moved to AZ was a right-wing death beast. All fleeing the usual s**t in CA, and usually gun nutz besides. I suspect the influx from CA is not as politically uniform - and pernicious - as it has been for CO, or even NV or MT.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 15, 2018 06:15 PM (QDnY+)

261 Didn't some other congressional candidate admit to being a witch? Christine O'Something. Makes you wonder about Christine's.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 15, 2018 06:15 PM (+KUWZ)

262 257 208
I think PDJT should pay Fauxcahontas...1/1024th of a million dollars.


Posted by: creeper at October 15, 2018 06:08 PM (7xXFn0----------------------------------

$976 nain't chump change.

Posted by: NOT THAT MICHAEL at October 15, 2018 06:15 PM (OluNf)


Donate it to the RNC or NRA... in her name.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2018 06:15 PM (/9p9e)

263 The thing about the Saudis is that they convict someone and immediately execute them. Any counter narrative will be lost right soon!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 15, 2018 06:16 PM (438dO)

264 261 Didn't some other congressional candidate admit to being a witch? Christine O'Something. Makes you wonder about Christine's.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 15, 2018 06:15 PM (+KUWZ)


O'Donnell. Delaware. 2010.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2018 06:16 PM (/9p9e)

265 The Leftists just keep hoping to run out the clock until their blue wave in November hits, got a feeling they will be very disappointed

Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2018 06:16 PM (T4oHT)

266 From the Twatter - some Native American professor says:

"As a Native person in academia I cant prove my Ojibwe and Lakotah lineage
via DNA tests for scholarships. I have to provide tribal documentation
and written proof that I'm connected to my community. Warren gets to take a DNA test to prove "lineage" and it's cool tho?"


Cultural appropriation, anyone?

Posted by: grammie winger at October 15, 2018 06:16 PM (lwiT4)

267 Microsoft's Paul Allen is dead.

So is Microsoft's Bob.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 15, 2018 06:16 PM (oVJmc)

268
SEARS should've closed down 25 years ago.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 15, 2018 06:16 PM (mf8JD)

269 251 Liawatha is getting slammed by legit Cherokee activists.
Posted by: kallisto



So I guess they are not endeavoring to persevere, eh?

Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at October 15, 2018 06:17 PM (y4f1Y)

270 "Police say a livery driver beat a 62-year-old man as he walked to synagogue on Sunday morning in Brooklyn.
Schwartz was on his way to service, which he attends every day, when he
said the driver jumped out of his cab and started attacking him. The
savage beating happened on 13th Avenue by 46th Street. The victim's holy
items were scattered on the ground.
An arrest was made quickly on the scene. 37-year-old Farrukh Afzal, from Staten Island, drove for a car service
in Brooklyn and has been arrested numerous times.
Investigators said Afzal was upset because the victim was blocking his
car, and that there is no indication that victim's identity was a
factor."

Guess "Allah Ackbar!" means "Get out of the crosswalk!" in Arabic, huh?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 15, 2018 06:17 PM (DjIXP)

271 Was it 40 judges? Add the non-judicial nominations and the number will be a lot higher than 40.
Posted by: Vendette at October 15, 2018 06:14 PM (tT986)

About 40 Judges and countless Ambassadors, Undersecretaries and Agency Heads.

Posted by: Surfperch at October 15, 2018 06:17 PM (o4fG0)

272 SEARS is mort?

Where will I get ill-fitting, industrial, polythene slacks?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 15, 2018 06:17 PM (oVJmc)

273 111 grammie winger

You got that right.

Posted by: Flyover at October 15, 2018 06:17 PM (B5K06)

274 Trump should donate $1 million to some native american charity organization, like a college scholarship fund, "On behalf of Elizabeth Warren for here decades of lying about having Native American ancestry."

Posted by: buzzion at October 15, 2018 06:17 PM (zRwJ/)

275 269 251 Liawatha is getting slammed by legit Cherokee activists.
Posted by: kallisto


So I guess they are not endeavoring to persevere, eh?
Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at October 15, 2018 06:17 PM (y4f1Y)


The Left is freaking out that she's putting this crap out 3 weeks before the Midterms.

Heh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2018 06:17 PM (/9p9e)

276 I don't think Christine O'Donnell admitted to being a witch, She got targeted with that somehow and then appeared foolish by having an ad saying "I am not a witch."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 15, 2018 06:18 PM (AllCR)

277 255 The normalizing of pagan blood and sex rituals arw coming next with the paedophilia.
Also known as our public school system
Posted by: Kirk Lazarus at October 15, 2018 06:14 PM (kBiSH)
----------------

"Molech is Alive and Well on Planet Earth."

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 15, 2018 06:18 PM (qC1Sy)

278 267 Microsoft's Paul Allen is dead.

So is Microsoft's Bob.
---
Come to me...

Posted by: Clippy at October 15, 2018 06:18 PM (HiLJ1)

279

Tim Allen is mortadell?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 15, 2018 06:18 PM (mf8JD)

280 JJ, you probably did.


Vendette, oh yes. Non-judicial nominations I think greatly outnumber judicial ones at the moment. One thing I cannot understand at all is how/why Mitch has let that situation fester for so long. Last I heard, State didn't even have UnderSec for Management in - certainly an unprecedented situation for the No. 3 spot at a top dept., 2 years in to an administration.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 15, 2018 06:18 PM (QDnY+)

281 What a stupid time to be alive.

In case nobody's pointed it out yet.

Posted by: rickl at October 15, 2018 06:18 PM (sdi6R)

282 Allen donated $100K to the RNC this year.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 15, 2018 06:18 PM (r9UYA)

283 251 Liawatha is getting slammed by legit Cherokee activists.
____________

Ironically, the DNA test proved what they've been saying all along: Warren is a white woman who lied about being Native American to game affirmative action hiring practices at elite law schools that otherwise would not have hired her.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 15, 2018 06:18 PM (fqUgw)

284 Don't witch-shame me, you bigots!

Posted by: Krestyn Synima, Wicked Witch of the West at October 15, 2018 06:19 PM (o4fG0)

285 270. "...Farrukh Afzal, from Staten Island..."
AshevilleRobert
**
Ahh.....the Staten Island Afzal's.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 15, 2018 06:19 PM (fA1SL)

286 Been thinking about this: how much of Turkey's craft and assets did they expose/burn to reveal they knew the Saudi's offed that guy in their own embassy?

Posted by: TexasDan at October 15, 2018 06:19 PM (yL25O)

287 276 I don't think Christine O'Donnell admitted to being a witch, She got targeted with that somehow and then appeared foolish by having an ad saying "I am not a witch."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 15, 2018 06:18 PM (AllCR)
----------------

I've long believed the people behind that ad were the same people advising the McCain campaign.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 15, 2018 06:19 PM (qC1Sy)

288 Poor Clippy.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 15, 2018 06:19 PM (Uiz/V)

289 Poor can be quickly overcome if you have knowledge about how the world works..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 15, 2018 06:12 PM (438dO)

The one thing I've discovered is that the world does NOT work the way we get taught it works.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2018 06:19 PM (NWiLs)

290 270
Guess "Allah Ackbar!" means "Get out of the crosswalk!" in Arabic, huh?
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 15, 2018 06:17 PM (DjIXP)


A Muzzy spotting a Hassid is like a python spotting a mouse.

That fucker should have his citizenship stripped and he should be deported. Preferably to the bottom of the Mariana Trench so he and Bin Laden can feed the crabs together.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2018 06:19 PM (/9p9e)

291 268
SEARS should've closed down 25 years ago.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 15, 2018 06:16 PM (mf8JD)



Things that kept Sears going:
--Craftsman Tools
--Kenmore Appliances

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 15, 2018 06:19 PM (ujg0T)

292 Paul Allen was always a frenetic man. I thought he might stroke out at a public speaking event or something.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 15, 2018 06:19 PM (AzW6q)

293 >>>Where will I get ill-fitting, industrial, polythene slacks?


Service Merchandise, of course...

Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 15, 2018 06:20 PM (R85nB)

294 Microsoft's Paul Allen is dead.


And Jobs

Money don't ya immortallity

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2018 06:20 PM (9MKXa)

295 SCIENCE!
Posted by: grammie winger


Okay, I was going to say that, but the Cubs fan beat me to it.

You need a little victory these days, don't you?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at October 15, 2018 06:20 PM (vcOmj)

296 5 gets you 10 that a mention of something like this goes out on PDTs twatter in the next 36 hours.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 15, 2018 06:15 PM (I16G

--------

It already has, really.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 15, 2018 06:20 PM (jUVms)

297 Anecdata, strictly, but every CA person I know who's moved to AZ was a right-wing death beast. All fleeing the usual s**t in CA, and usually gun nutz besides. I suspect the influx from CA is not as politically uniform - and pernicious - as it has been for CO, or even NV or MT.

Posted by: rhomboid

____________

I've seen all kinds, but most of the ones I've met have an attitude of, "your redneck state is SO stupid" despite the fact they fled their blue state hell hole to escape such a high cost of living, then proceed to vote for those same policies to try and make AZ enlightened.

AZ is a very conservative state. An example, we have concealed carry with NO permit at all. And it's not even a contentious issue. It's almost definitely the most pro gun state in the US.

It's just the local Republican Establishment and business community have done a really good job hobbling conservatives and making sure our choices are McCain and Flake types.

Posted by: Blago at October 15, 2018 06:20 PM (UfkIY)

298
remember CALDOR?

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 15, 2018 06:20 PM (mf8JD)

299 Is/Was allen a left winger?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2018 06:21 PM (9MKXa)

300
remember ZAYRE'S

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 15, 2018 06:21 PM (mf8JD)

301 Money don't ya immortallity
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2018 06:20 PM (9MKXa)

-------

For that, a good diet is key.

Posted by: Marina Abramovic at October 15, 2018 06:21 PM (AzW6q)

302 SEARS is mort?

Where will I get ill-fitting, industrial, polythene slacks?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 15, 2018 06:17 PM (oVJmc)

Hello, I believe we haven't met.

Posted by: Amazon.com at October 15, 2018 06:21 PM (o4fG0)

303 294... And Jobs

Money don't ya immortallity
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2018 06:20 PM (9MKXa)


Wait, I thought unemployment was down...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2018 06:21 PM (/9p9e)

304 My son's SO is a witch. She's a nice girl...just a bit different.

Posted by: creeper at October 15, 2018 06:21 PM (7xXFn)

305 Ironically, the DNA test proved what they've been saying all along: Warren is a white woman who lied about being Native American to game affirmative action hiring practices at elite law schools that otherwise would not have hired her.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 15, 2018 06:18 PM (fqUgw)



So, 1/1024 is within margin of error?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 15, 2018 06:21 PM (1g7ch)

306 "Police say a livery driver beat a 62-year-old man as he walked to synagogue on Sunday morning in Brooklyn.
Schwartz was on his way to service, which he attends every day, when he

said the driver jumped out of his cab and started attacking him. The

savage beating happened on 13th Avenue by 46th Street. The victim's holy

items were scattered on the ground.
An arrest was made quickly on the scene. 37-year-old Farrukh Afzal, from Staten Island, drove for a car service

in Brooklyn and has been arrested numerous times.
Investigators said Afzal was upset because the victim was blocking his

car, and that there is no indication that victim's identity was a

factor."

Guess "Allah Ackbar!" means "Get out of the crosswalk!" in Arabic, huh?


Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 15, 2018 06:17 PM (DjIXP)
"...and that there is no indication that victim's identity was a

factor."Except for the fact that he was dressed in traditional hasidic clothing. Except for that you couldn't tell he was a Jew.






Posted by: Acher at October 15, 2018 06:21 PM (gmo/4)

307 262 257 208
I think PDJT should pay Fauxcahontas...1/1024th of a million dollars.


Posted by: creeper at October 15, 2018 06:08 PM (7xXFn0----------------------------------

$976 nain't chump change.

Posted by: NOT THAT MICHAEL at October 15, 2018 06:15 PM (OluNf)


Donate it to the RNC or NRA... in her name.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
____________

This, then a larger sum to a Cherokee Nation charity.

Posted by: Furious George at October 15, 2018 06:21 PM (9vQJW)

308
Off to the City Winery to see Tower of Power!

Later kids.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2018 06:21 PM (/9p9e)

309 "Ahh.....the Staten Island Afzal's.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine"

I like you. You make me laugh.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 15, 2018 06:21 PM (DjIXP)

310 Money don't ya immortallity



Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2018 06:20 PM (9MKXa)
Cancer is the great equalizer.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 15, 2018 06:22 PM (a0IVu)

311 The one thing I've discovered is that the world does NOT work the way we get taught it works.

Posted by: Insomniac
.................
Indeed.. but if I was young again? unattached? no family to support?
I would definitely do things differently.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 15, 2018 06:22 PM (438dO)

312

Yeah, the Thing about people who are witches is...

they're not really witches. They're just pretending to be witches.

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 15, 2018 06:22 PM (mf8JD)

313 Also, just like everywhere, its the upper class suburbs that seem to have really gone blue over the last few decades, mainly due to stupid social issues.

Posted by: Blago at October 15, 2018 06:09 PM (UfkIY)



What has done this? Suburbs used to be solidly Republican. I have a couple of ideas:

1. The "A" word. I know more than a few people who I can talk to about guns and taxes and defense and the pernicious effects of welfare, but any mention of Abortion and they run like chickens with heads cut off to vote for the most Demunist of Demunists.

2. The elevation of Mother Gaia to a new religion. They have bought into the Global Warming thing as their New Original Sin.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 15, 2018 06:23 PM (ujg0T)

314 Anyone remember Alexander's

Posted by: Kreplach at October 15, 2018 06:23 PM (kT3/m)

315 Jake Tapper is putting out Cherokee Nation's statement regarding E. Warren on Twitter, chunk by chunk. The libs are extremely not at all happy.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 15, 2018 06:23 PM (lwiT4)

316 296
5 gets you 10 that a mention of something like this goes out on PDTs twatter in the next 36 hours.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 15, 2018 06:15 PM (I16G



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It already has, really.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 15, 2018 06:20 PM (jUVms)


Well, shoot. Another original thought...that wasn't.

Posted by: creeper at October 15, 2018 06:23 PM (7xXFn)

317 Clippy got clipped?

Posted by: dantesed at October 15, 2018 06:23 PM (88xKn)

318 287
I've long believed the people behind that ad were the same people advising the McCain campaign.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 15, 2018 06:19 PM (qC1Sy)


Saying "I'm not a witch" while dressed in black in front of a black background. Yeah. I won't take that bet.

Posted by: rickl at October 15, 2018 06:23 PM (sdi6R)

319
It's like "being" a Wizard.

There's no such thing, in real life, as a Wizard.

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 15, 2018 06:23 PM (mf8JD)

320 And I guess that the Brooklyn witches are not the good witches because the good witches believe if you try to harm an innocent person it will come back on you. And this nonsense about "Kavanaugh raped Blasey Ford? Liars

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 15, 2018 06:23 PM (AllCR)

321 308
Off to the City Winery to see Tower of Power!

Later kids.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2018 06:21 PM (/9p9e)
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Woah--I'm jealous now.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 15, 2018 06:23 PM (HiLJ1)

322 310 Money don't ya immortallity



Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2018 06:20 PM (9MKXa)
Cancer is the great equalizer.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 15, 2018 06:22 PM (a0IVu)

I thought it was Robert McCall.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2018 06:24 PM (NWiLs)

323 buzzion @274, with the perfect suggestion. Same thing I thought of immediately when the "bet" thing arose in discussion. Trump could make the rubble bounce a bit by engaging the distinctive (and bad) problems besetting so-called Native Americans concretely, and educating by talking about the out-sized tradition of modern military service from several tribal nations.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 15, 2018 06:24 PM (QDnY+)

324 Build a bridge out of 'er!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 15, 2018 06:24 PM (gC2IV)

325 --Kenmore Appliances

All the major 'brands' of appliances seem to be the same thing rebranded. Every time I go shopping for parts they all seem to be the same internally.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 15, 2018 06:24 PM (oVJmc)

326 >>>Where will I get ill-fitting, industrial, polythene slacks?
_______________

We can help you with that.

Posted by: Walmart at October 15, 2018 06:24 PM (fqUgw)

327 remember ZAYRE'S
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 15, 2018 06:21 PM (mf8JD)
--------------

Coronet.

Blue Chip stamps.

I could go on.

Gad, I'm old.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 15, 2018 06:24 PM (qC1Sy)

328 Democrats are very loyal. If Sinema were photographed at a Santeria ritual slaughtering animals, it might not be enough to alienate her base, as long as she supported the right policies.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 15, 2018 06:24 PM (/qEW2)

329
But, remember, it's the Republican Party that's home to creepy weirdos.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2018 06:24 PM (LsBY9)

330 307 262 257 208
I think PDJT should pay Fauxcahontas...1/1024th of a million dollars.


Posted by: creeper at October 15, 2018 06:08 PM (7xXFn0----------------------------------

$976 nain't chump change.

Posted by: NOT THAT MICHAEL at October 15, 2018 06:15 PM (OluNf)


Donate it to the RNC or NRA... in her name.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
____________

This, then a larger sum to a Cherokee Nation charity.
Posted by: Furious George at October 15, 2018 06:21 PM (9vQJW)

Call in Fauxchantous and The OK Dept of Ed Director of the 400 Native American education programs.

Hand her a check for a million to hand to the ed prigram!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 15, 2018 06:25 PM (JFO2v)

331 Warren was an idiot to do this. But she was screwed the moment "I am part Cherokee" left her liberal lips.

Now she's ripe for getting mocked, ripe for the cultural appropriation crowd, ripe for indignation from actual Native Americans, the list goes on. She looks like a fucking idiot now instead of just being one.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 15, 2018 06:25 PM (pUDQf)

332

remember S&H GREEN STAMPS?

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 15, 2018 06:25 PM (mf8JD)

333 Dude, I'm ten times as much Algerian Berber as Warren is a redskin.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 15, 2018 06:25 PM (ykYG2)

334 Zayre's. Service Merchandise. Montgomery Ward.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2018 06:25 PM (NWiLs)

335 225
So Lizzie Fauxchahontas Warren's supposed DNA test showed that she has
between .09-1.5% of possible Native American ancestry, which means she
has less NA ancestry than the average white American.



But for that infinitesimal amount of possibly (but not certainly) NA
ancestry, she got to be Penn and Harvard Law's "woman of color" hire?



Just shows how ludicrous, and easily scammable, these affirmative action hiring programs are, and always have been.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 15, 2018 06:10 PM (fqUgw)

Recently, there was a guy who took one of those DNA tests, and came out as 4% Black. He is as white as rice in a snowstorm.

He is also owns a construction business, and was turned down as a minority bid. So he sued. The fun is just starting on this one.

I am sure he will be subpoenaing the Cherokee Princess as a character witness.


4%, vs. .09%. Not even close.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 15, 2018 06:25 PM (UsCnO)

336 Isnt that like 32 generations.....?

Posted by: DXO at October 15, 2018 06:25 PM (nzKWW)

337 332

remember S&H GREEN STAMPS?
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 15, 2018 06:25 PM (mf8JD)

Yep.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2018 06:25 PM (NWiLs)

338 Anyone remember Alexander's
Posted by: Kreplach at October 15, 2018 06:23 PM (kT3/m)

I am sure the Phoenicians do

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2018 06:25 PM (9MKXa)

339
Service Merchandise, of course...

Posted by: Citizen Cake
...............
My older brother worked for them.. used to steal from them like crazy.. Ahh.. the 60's... way before security cameras...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 15, 2018 06:26 PM (438dO)

340 One of my Barbary Pirate ancestors probably kidnapped one of Warren's.

And sent her back home.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 15, 2018 06:26 PM (ykYG2)

341 David Weis

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 15, 2018 06:26 PM (nDe2U)

342 remember ZAYRE'S
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 15, 2018 06:21 PM (mf8JD)

We're still around, we just changed our name.

Posted by: The Democratic Republic of the Congo at October 15, 2018 06:26 PM (o4fG0)

343 I see Paul Allen dead at 65!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 15, 2018 06:26 PM (JFO2v)

344 What has done this? Suburbs used to be solidly Republican. I have a couple of ideas:

1. The "A" word. I know more than a few people who I can talk to about guns and taxes and defense and the pernicious effects of welfare, but any mention of Abortion and they run like chickens with heads cut off to vote for the most Demunist of Demunists.

2. The elevation of Mother Gaia to a new religion. They have bought into the Global Warming thing as their New Original Sin.
Posted by: Curmudgeon

____________

I would guess 90% of it is abortion and ghey issues.

I'm amazed how many otherwise conservative white, rich housewives were really into the whole gay marriage debate. But that's now been settled and I don't think the tranny issues resonate like gay marriage did.

I'm pro-life and against gay marriage, but I do think both are sort of stupid political issues that aren't ever going to be resolved by politicians. I'd honestly rather have a lock on the suburbs then argue about it.

Posted by: Blago at October 15, 2018 06:26 PM (UfkIY)

345

Keep in mind there's a whole web of lies Warren told.

For instance, her "paw-paw" had to "elope" because her "maw-maw" was an injun.

That whole story is a LIE.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 15, 2018 06:26 PM (mf8JD)

346 Bitches be crazy.
Film at 11.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at October 15, 2018 06:27 PM (uDcBt)

347 Zayre's. Service Merchandise. Montgomery Ward.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2018 06:25 PM (NWiLs)

------------

Ben Franklin, Circuit City.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 15, 2018 06:27 PM (I16G8)

348 >>334
Zayre's. Service Merchandise. Montgomery Ward.

Ames. Under Wife used to be a buyer for them.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 15, 2018 06:27 PM (r9UYA)

349 We're still around, we just changed our name.
Posted by: The Democratic Republic of the Congo at October 15, 2018 06:26 PM (o4fG0)

----

That you, Cannibal Bob?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 15, 2018 06:27 PM (AzW6q)

350 Ya know I am 1/1024 an Allen...where is the line forming to contest his will?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2018 06:27 PM (9MKXa)

351 But they were friendly witches so it's okay. Did she summon any ghosts?

Posted by: Casper at October 15, 2018 06:27 PM (yEAdf)

352
All the major 'brands' of appliances seem to be the same thing rebranded. Every time I go shopping for parts they all seem to be the same internally.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles


"Why do you need 180 brands of washer?" - Sen. B. Sanders

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2018 06:27 PM (LsBY9)

353 Sears screwed up by anchoring the dying mall culture.

They should have pivoted to the Walmart approach as soon as Walmart became a thing. Then branch online with a solid amazon competitor. Then get some hip youth to drive a different image for the store.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 15, 2018 06:27 PM (pUDQf)

354 If some Christian congregation prayed together for the curse of God to fall upon the Notorious VultureBG, I wonder what The Hill would say. HMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Posted by: deepelemblues at October 15, 2018 06:27 PM (ryr6F)

355 346 Bitches be crazy.
Film at 11.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at October 15, 2018 06:27 PM (uDcBt)

Succinctly put.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2018 06:28 PM (NWiLs)

356
remember BRADLEES?


remember "MRS. B?"

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 15, 2018 06:28 PM (mf8JD)

357 Saw on twitter that her genealogy is so far back, Pocahontas may be Liz's only Indian ancestor.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 15, 2018 06:28 PM (gC2IV)

358 PharMor, Thrift Drug

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 15, 2018 06:28 PM (nDe2U)

359
AZ is a very conservative state. An example, we have concealed carry with NO permit at all. And it's not even a contentious issue. It's almost definitely the most pro gun state in the US.
__________________

No "almost" about it. We're No. 1!

http://www.gunsandammo.com/editorial/best-states-for-gun-owners-2017/247983

Posted by: Walmart at October 15, 2018 06:28 PM (fqUgw)

360 remember S&H GREEN STAMPS?
---
They had a solid state faux tortoiseshell dildo that was to die for.

Posted by: Ruth Buzzy Ginsburg at October 15, 2018 06:28 PM (HiLJ1)

361 Wow, Paul Allen is mort.


Not that I've researched it much, but to my knowledge he's the one super-zillionaire who did at least some of the things I'd do in his place. Aviation history/museums (isn't his money behind the new-production Me-262s, also?). His research vessel that has located so many iconic WWII naval wrecks, like the USS Indianapolis.


Shame. He couldn't have been that old.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 15, 2018 06:29 PM (QDnY+)

362 I would guess 90% of it is abortion and ghey issues.

I'm amazed how many otherwise conservative white, rich housewives were really into the whole gay marriage debate. But that's now been settled and I don't think the tranny issues resonate like gay marriage did.

I'm pro-life and against gay marriage, but I do think both are sort of stupid political issues that aren't ever going to be resolved by politicians. I'd honestly rather have a lock on the suburbs then argue about it.

Posted by: Blago at October 15, 2018 06:26 PM (UfkIY)



You are right. I should have added:

3. Teh Ghey issues. It shocks me how many people believe that if you point out that such a relationship, however loving, is not quite the same as a marriage, well that just makes you a Hatey McHaterson Biggity McBigot.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 15, 2018 06:29 PM (ujg0T)

363 come up with a Hex Sign to ward off evil spells. Something we can put on our barns and over our doorways

There is a book on Amazon about the meaning of Pennsylvania Dutch hex signs. I grew up in Lancaster, so often saw them on barns or other outdoor buildings as decorations. There are two schools of thought about hex signs: 1) they came into use as purely decorative folk art in southeastern PA after paint became cheap enough in the 19th century for people to decorate their barns; 2) they have some kind of symbolic meaning dating from their Germanic origin. The Amish and Mennonites in Pennsylvania do not use hex signs because of their more recent adoption by neo-pagans and others who use them for folk magic.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 15, 2018 06:29 PM (3C9q2)

364 For a "remember this Canadian store": Woolco

Posted by: Vendette at October 15, 2018 06:29 PM (tT986)

365 O`Donnell / Sinema 2020!!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 15, 2018 06:29 PM (ykYG2)

366 I'm amazed how many otherwise conservative white, rich housewives were really into the whole gay marriage debate. But that's now been settled and I don't think the tranny issues resonate like gay marriage did.


They felt bad listening to their hair stylist complain about how he can't marry his boyfriend.

Posted by: buzzion at October 15, 2018 06:29 PM (zRwJ/)

367 I dido't know that Jews could attend services every day, like Catholics can attend daily mass .

Posted by: kallisto at October 15, 2018 06:29 PM (WLeoI)

368 347 Zayre's. Service Merchandise. Montgomery Ward.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2018 06:25 PM (NWiLs)

------------

Ben Franklin, Circuit City.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 15, 2018 06:27 PM (I16G

Camelot Music. Waldenbooks.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 15, 2018 06:29 PM (NWiLs)

369
E.J. Korvette
Howard Johnson restaurants

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2018 06:29 PM (LsBY9)

370 357 Saw on twitter that her genealogy is so far back, Pocahontas may be Liz's only Indian ancestor.
_______________

Don't blame me for that bitch! We're definitely not related.

Posted by: Pocahontas at October 15, 2018 06:29 PM (fqUgw)

371 Paul Allen and Sears?

They're dead, Jim.

Posted by: Dr. Leonard McCoy at October 15, 2018 06:30 PM (vcOmj)

372 -
--
Bandersnatch, if you are still around,
Gavin McInnes explains "Proud Boys" origin:

https://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=lmMQoB5kioQ

(take out the space in "watch")

Posted by: irright at October 15, 2018 06:30 PM (RVcmP)

373 Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review ,
Your announcement has me concerned. I'm remembering every horror movie I've ever seen, that had the hooded, robed, coven members getting ready to sacrifice someone. Sleep with one eye open, gals can be vengeful.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 15, 2018 06:30 PM (+lVUW)

374 I knew Christine ODonnell back in the late 90s. While she was kind of a jerk, she professed to be a born again Christian. I always thought she got a raw deal.

Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne, lurking since 2007 at October 15, 2018 06:30 PM (xU7mE)

375

Earlier I asked if Israel was blamed yet for the disappearance of that muslim fake journalist we're all pretending we give a shit about.

Just remember who it was who said Israel will be blamed. Because it's only a matter of time.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 15, 2018 06:30 PM (mf8JD)

376 I always thought, how pathetic is your relationship that it can't be "real" unless you have the government acknowledge it.

Posted by: buzzion at October 15, 2018 06:30 PM (zRwJ/)

377 I saw Pagan Cluster open for Hole at Stonehenge in '69.

Posted by: Fritz at October 15, 2018 06:30 PM (Z9C5C)

378 For those of you advocating that Trump donate to the Cherokee tribe, rest assured they are not in need of money. When the Feds displaced all the Indians to Oklahoma nobody knew it was floating on a pool of oil.

Posted by: creeper at October 15, 2018 06:31 PM (7xXFn)

379 I don't know much about Paul Allen, but he seemed less moonbattish than most of the tech giants. He put together an amazing collection of vintage aircraft, restoring many to flying condition.

Posted by: rickl at October 15, 2018 06:31 PM (sdi6R)

380 It's like "being" a Wizard.

There's no such thing, in real life, as a Wizard.

-
Or an ethical Democrat.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 15, 2018 06:31 PM (+y/Ru)

381

remember STRAWBERRIES music stores?

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 15, 2018 06:31 PM (mf8JD)

382 So they saw Goody Kavanaugh consorting with Balsy Ford?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 15, 2018 06:31 PM (9dzlp)

383 Ace:

",...many of their coven "have roots in the Reclaiming Tradition of feminist Witchcraft.""

Hoo-boy. I know many people involved in Reclaiming Wicca.

If there's any kind of witchcraft so crazy that it makes standard neopagan witchcraft seem normal, it's Reclaiming.

Where to begin? To me, the most kooky and offensive part is that they just make up the craziest anti-historical "traditions" and insist that they're ancient. For example, some frizzy-haired lesbian witch will invent a "goddess ritual" off the top of her head, and suddenly all the Reclaiming people will claim that it's an "ancient Mother Goddess Rite" or some such shit, that was "practiced by high priestesses a the Avebury Standing Stones" or some other such gobbledygook total shit.

For the rest of you, however, the worst part about Reclaiming is that it's a fusion of witchcraft with feminism, "intersectionalism," and ignorant post-Marxist utopian communism. Much of their free time is spent fantasizing about how to hex and kill their Christian parents from whom they're rebelling.

Posted by: zombie at October 15, 2018 06:31 PM (c+2jX)

384 Paul Allen and Sears?

They're dead, Jim.
Posted by: Dr. Leonard McCoy at October 15, 2018 06:30 PM (vcOmj)

-------------

Sears isn't dead yet, but it is at end stage hospice care.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 15, 2018 06:31 PM (I16G8)

385 374 I knew Christine ODonnell back in the late 90s. While she was kind of a jerk, she professed to be a born again Christian. I always thought she got a raw deal.
Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne, lurking since 2007 at October 15, 2018 06:30 PM (xU7mE)



People made fund of her for being anti-pagan rather than pro-pagan, IIRC.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 15, 2018 06:31 PM (ujg0T)

386 >>>Remember ZAYRE'S
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 15, 2018 06:21 PM (mf8JD)

Remember Caldor

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 15, 2018 06:21 PM (mf8JD) <<<


Bradlees. Ames. Lechemere.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at October 15, 2018 06:31 PM (OqR5R)

387 I knew Christine ODonnell back in the late 90s. While she was kind of a jerk, she professed to be a born again Christian. I always thought she got a raw deal.
Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne, lurking since 2007 at October 15, 2018 06:30 PM (xU7mE)

If I remember correctly there was also something about her being a mad mastrubator? Since you knew her cough cough, ya know anything about that? Pictures would help

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2018 06:31 PM (9MKXa)

388 Paul Allen is 65. shit, I used to think that was really, really old.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2018 06:32 PM (Kpl3J)

389 Shame. He couldn't have been that old.
Posted by: rhomboid


He was 65. He had a recurrence of non-Hodgkins lymphoma cancer that was arrested in 2009.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at October 15, 2018 06:32 PM (vcOmj)

390 Sears is just restin'!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 15, 2018 06:32 PM (ykYG2)

391 Rather see Elizabeth Montgomery.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 15, 2018 05:47 PM (FTlwv)

"Nood Elizabeth Montgomery" would break the Internet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2018 06:32 PM (iwUO9)

392 They felt bad listening to their hair stylist complain about how he can't marry his boyfriend.
Posted by: buzzion

___________

Exactly

So much of it was also virtue signaling and getting to feel morally superior.

That is one of those issues that I would credit 99% to rich white women making a stink.

I'm not that old, I never dreamed being against gay marriage would ever become a controversial stance. Even Obama was scared to endorse it up until like 2012.

Posted by: Blago at October 15, 2018 06:32 PM (UfkIY)

393 Sears is just restin'!
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 15, 2018 06:32 PM (ykYG2)

So is Fransco Franco

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2018 06:32 PM (9MKXa)

394 ",...many of their coven "have roots in the Reclaiming Tradition of feminist Witchcraft.""

Hoo-boy. I know many people involved in Reclaiming Wicca.

If there's any kind of witchcraft so crazy that it makes standard neopagan witchcraft seem normal, it's Reclaiming.

Where to begin? To me, the most kooky and offensive part is that they just make up the craziest anti-historical "traditions" and insist that they're ancient. For example, some frizzy-haired lesbian witch will invent a "goddess ritual" off the top of her head, and suddenly all the Reclaiming people will claim that it's an "ancient Mother Goddess Rite" or some such shit, that was "practiced by high priestesses a the Avebury Standing Stones" or some other such gobbledygook total shit.

For the rest of you, however, the worst part about Reclaiming is that it's a fusion of witchcraft with feminism, "intersectionalism," and ignorant post-Marxist utopian communism. Much of their free time is spent fantasizing about how to hex and kill their Christian parents from whom they're rebelling.

Posted by: zombie at October 15, 2018 06:31 PM (c+2jX)



zombie has it. A lot of these people, typically girls, are just unhappy that they were dragged to one too many Bible Studies or tent revivals as kids.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 15, 2018 06:33 PM (ujg0T)

395

So when someone tells you they're a witch, they're not really a witch.

They're pretending to be a witch.

The whole "witch" thing is fantasy and fake.

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 15, 2018 06:33 PM (mf8JD)

396 336 Isnt that like 32 generations.....?
Posted by: DXO at October 15, 2018 06:25 PM (nzKWW)

Binary
If 1 parent was 100% Native American
8 generations would be 1/256 or circa 1690
9 generations would be 1/512 or circa 1650
10 generations would be 1/1024 or circa 1600

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 15, 2018 06:33 PM (JFO2v)

397 A witch an Indian and antifa joe go into a bar ..........I mean the Senate

Posted by: East bay jay at October 15, 2018 06:33 PM (6UvYI)

398 Paul Allen is 65. shit, I used to think that was really, really old.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Ain't that the truth. I 'm just a few years younger than that.

(knocks on wood)

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at October 15, 2018 06:33 PM (vcOmj)

399 I dido't know that Jews could attend services every day, like Catholics can attend daily mass .

Posted by: kallisto at October 15, 2018 06:29 PM (WLeoI)


Jews have three prayers a day: Morning, afternoon and evening. Every day.

The Torah is only opened and read once a week on Shabbat, though, and it is finished in a Jewish year and started all over again.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 15, 2018 06:34 PM (iXQC4)

400 @376 I always thought, how pathetic is your relationship that it can't be "real" unless you have the government acknowledge it.--------------------
Which is what it pretty much came down to since the public at large had already voted in nearly every single other element of it prior to getting the actual "marriage" word forced in by the courts.

Posted by: junior at October 15, 2018 06:34 PM (h4sGx)

401
For the rest of you, however, the worst part about Reclaiming is that it's a fusion of witchcraft with feminism, "intersectionalism," and ignorant post-Marxist utopian communism. Much of their free time is spent fantasizing about how to hex and kill their Christian parents from whom they're rebelling.
Posted by: zombie at October 15, 2018 06:31 PM (c+2jX)

--------------------

Be interesting to ask these witches how they feel about child sacrifice on the red hot arms of a statue of Molech. Then, after they cringe, ask them why they're okay with abortion.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 15, 2018 06:34 PM (qC1Sy)

402 For example, some frizzy-haired lesbian witch will invent a "goddess ritual" off the top of her head, and suddenly all the Reclaiming people will claim that it's an "ancient Mother Goddess Rite" or some such shit, that was "practiced by high priestesses a the Avebury Standing Stones"

Yeah the historical rewriting by wiccans and pagans is truly astounding. They insist they trace back directly to druids and crap and reject any possible suggestion any of them ever engaged in like, human sacrifice, examining intestines for word of the gods, etc. Its all new age nonsense with this huge aura of other crap built up around it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 15, 2018 06:34 PM (39g3+)

403 Christians are instructed to pray for those in government, which generally does not involve hexes.

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at October 15, 2018 06:35 PM (aCNZ6)

404 OT: survived my first day back at work. The morning was shitty (so to speak) but they did at least hold off on dumping the worst of the bugs on me. (The main two bugs seem to be user misunderstandings so far, but they won't admit it, so I am stuck with the task of proving where they're wrong.)

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 15, 2018 06:35 PM (ykYG2)

405 And in case anyone who is Christian or Jewish and interested in praying at the same time for the continued protection of Kavanaugh, the bad witches of Brooklyn are hexing Kavanaugh from 7-10 p.m EST next Saturday. Might as well keep up with psalm 40 as Mrs. Kavanugh was asking people to pray during the whole Blasey Fraud thing although psalm 140 would be good too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 15, 2018 06:36 PM (AllCR)

406 Keep in mind there's a whole web of lies Warren told.

For instance, her "paw-paw" had to "elope" because her "maw-maw" was an injun.

That whole story is a LIE.

-
Bury My Heart At Pulling Your Leg

Posted by: Big Chief Squawking Squaw at October 15, 2018 06:36 PM (+y/Ru)

407 42 Pagan Cluster sounds like a motorcycle gang.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 15, 2018 05:51 PM (AllCR)

You're thinking of the remake of Dragnet with Dan Aykroyd as St. Joe Friday's nephew

Posted by: the Butcher at October 15, 2018 06:36 PM (DIosY)

408 Anyone remember Alexander's

There was an Alexander's in the shopping mall near Fairly Ridiculous University (where one of my cousins went for a full bachelor's degree after finishing dental hygiene school at Temple). I remember it had a huge ugly mural that covered almost a third of one side of the store.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 15, 2018 06:36 PM (3C9q2)

409 I'm not that old, I never dreamed being against gay marriage would ever become a controversial stance. Even Obama was scared to endorse it up until like 2012.
Posted by: Blago at October 15, 2018 06:32 PM (UfkIY)

Hell I do not believe in government marriage. Or joint taxes! or share Social Security.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 15, 2018 06:36 PM (JFO2v)

410 374 I knew Christine ODonnell back in the late 90s. While she was kind of a jerk, she professed to be a born again Christian. I always thought she got a raw deal.
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She definitely got a raw deal. She wasn't a great candidate, but she certainly wasn't terrible. She got slaughtered by the media.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 15, 2018 06:36 PM (HiLJ1)

411 Hoo-boy. I know many people involved in Reclaiming Wicca.
Posted by: zombie at October 15, 2018 06:31 PM


Well, you're pretty much in the center of where it started.

Is it 'How Berkeley Can You Be?' level crazy?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 15, 2018 06:36 PM (ctuyM)

412
334 Zayre's. Service Merchandise. Montgomery Monkey Ward.

fixt

Posted by: Anachronda at October 15, 2018 06:36 PM (NmR1a)

413 Is maff a prerequisite for this thread?

Posted by: BluesFish at October 15, 2018 06:37 PM (ue9Y0)

414

remember BRIGHAM'S ICE CREAM?

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 15, 2018 06:37 PM (mf8JD)

415 You're thinking of the remake of Dragnet with Dan Aykroyd as St. Joe Friday's nephew
Posted by: the Butcher at October 15, 2018 06:36 PM (DIosY)

and the former virgin Connie Suelo

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 15, 2018 06:37 PM (JFO2v)

416 You guys dating hawt wiccans, I never met a one. All the ones I knew were sweet and some of them weren't ugly but they were overly fond of the ice cream and donuts, you know what I'm saying. They liked to dance around naked in the woods too, something I was glad I missed

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 15, 2018 06:37 PM (39g3+)

417 People
Against
Goodness
And
Normalcy

* dons goat skin leggings *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 15, 2018 06:37 PM (fA1SL)

418 Guilty plea from Senate intel committee "security" chief in FISA docs leak case. Much entrail reading and mud-wrestling now in progress among the online sleuth/cultists (who are quite good) over significance of this in the ongoing glacial investigation of the Mega-Scandals.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 15, 2018 06:37 PM (QDnY+)

419 414

remember BRIGHAM'S ICE CREAM?
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 15, 2018 06:37 PM (mf8JD)

and Charles Chips

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 15, 2018 06:38 PM (JFO2v)

420 Just saw on Insty that Paul Allen died.

Posted by: Tuna at October 15, 2018 06:38 PM (jm1YL)

421 She definitely got a raw deal. She wasn't a great candidate, but she certainly wasn't terrible. She got slaughtered by the media.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 15, 2018 06:36 PM (HiLJ1)


And the Vichy GOP hated her guts.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 15, 2018 06:38 PM (iXQC4)

422 Democratic Rep. Keith Ellison is running for Attorney General of Minnesota, but it no longer appears hell sail to victory, in part thanks to allegations of domestic abuse that have surfaced in recent weeks.

LOL Karma is a bitch ha keith

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2018 06:38 PM (9MKXa)

423 407 You're thinking of the remake of Dragnet with Dan Aykroyd as St. Joe Friday's nephew

well, i guess he *did* have some miracles, come to think of it...

Posted by: Anachronda at October 15, 2018 06:38 PM (NmR1a)

424 I'm glad that you were able to go back to work and pray that you continue to feel better and stronger day by day, Boulder Terlit Hobo.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 15, 2018 06:38 PM (AllCR)

425 She definitely got a raw deal. She wasn't a great candidate, but she certainly wasn't terrible. She got slaughtered by the media.

And dumb saps in the Republican Party fell for it. Including people here.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 15, 2018 06:39 PM (39g3+)

426

Okay, anyone remember that flat watermelon-flavor candy?

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 15, 2018 06:39 PM (mf8JD)

427 * dons goat skin leggings *

Please tell me Palp hasn`t gone furry.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 15, 2018 06:39 PM (ykYG2)

428 Wait! So BTH's ass is no longer trying to kill him?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 15, 2018 06:39 PM (fA1SL)

429 Sears is just restin'!
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 15, 2018 06:32 PM

=====

So is Fransco Franco
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 15, 2018 06:32 PM


#MeToo

Posted by: zombie Abe Vigoda at October 15, 2018 06:40 PM (ctuyM)

430 Okay, anyone remember that flat watermelon-flavor candy?

Jolly Rancher?

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 15, 2018 06:40 PM (dUJdY)

431

It's nice and dark out. And nights are cold.

I love it!

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 15, 2018 06:40 PM (mf8JD)

432 Jews use mezzuzahs (sp?) on their front doors. Catholics have blessed objects in the house or even get the house blessed.

Posted by: kallisto at October 15, 2018 06:40 PM (WLeoI)

433 427.
Nope. Death before degeneracy.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 15, 2018 06:40 PM (fA1SL)

434 my ass has settled on crippling me, but it looks like i won`t have to go on the cart just yet.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 15, 2018 06:40 PM (ykYG2)

435 413 Is maff a prerequisite for this thread?
Posted by: BluesFish at October 15, 2018 06:37 PM (ue9Y0)

yes show yer work!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 15, 2018 06:40 PM (JFO2v)

436 Paul Allen and Sears?

They're dead, Jim.

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I'm a doctor! Not a miracle worker and narketing specialist!

Posted by: Bones at October 15, 2018 06:40 PM (+y/Ru)

437 I do hope PDT has a rally scheduled in AZ. What fun he could have. Witches. Geez louise.

Posted by: Tuna at October 15, 2018 06:40 PM (jm1YL)

438 I'm glad that you were able to go back to work and pray that you continue to feel better and stronger day by day, Boulder Terlit Hobo.

+1. I hope your digestive tract is well on its way to healing; barium compounds are nasty.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 15, 2018 06:40 PM (3C9q2)

439

They tasted like Jolly Rancher, but they were flat and thin.

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 15, 2018 06:40 PM (mf8JD)

440 I trust that the fellow attacked on his way to Temple is getting support from his fellow synagogue members.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 15, 2018 06:40 PM (AllCR)

441 If Pocahontas was from South America. There isn't enough Indian DNA n their database so they used various South American groups as proxies. Something like that.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 15, 2018 06:41 PM (Evws/)

442 So I'm superstitious because I believe in a "Sky God".

But a Demorat candidate for the US Senate is totally cool to believe in hexes from covens of witches.

Halloween?

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at October 15, 2018 06:41 PM (AJ/mV)

443 Sears is just restin'!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 15, 2018 06:32 PM


It isn't restin'. It's dead!

The only reason it's still open is because you nailed its doors open.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 15, 2018 06:41 PM (iXQC4)

444 411 Hoo-boy. I know many people involved in Reclaiming Wicca.
Posted by: zombie at October 15, 2018 06:31 PM

Well, you're pretty much in the center of where it started.

Is it 'How Berkeley Can You Be?' level crazy?
Posted by: Duncanthrax


They rejected attending the "How Berkeley Can You Be?" parade because it was too mainstream.

I've actually met Starhawk. One of the most toxic people I've ever encountered in person. I rarely say stiff like this, but she literally had evil vibes coming off her.

Posted by: zombie at October 15, 2018 06:41 PM (c+2jX)

445

remember STRAWBERRIES music stores?


We had Peaches record stores in the South.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 15, 2018 06:42 PM (HaL55)

446
Do they still have bubblegum cigars, or have they been banned as a gateway to addiction?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2018 06:42 PM (LsBY9)

447 Exactly

So much of it was also virtue signaling and getting to feel morally superior.

That is one of those issues that I would credit 99% to rich white women making a stink.


The curious (to me) thing is that a lot of white women seem to have a real affinity for fruits. I've never quite figured that one out.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2018 06:42 PM (YqDXo)

448 On Sears - one of their executives, who helped make it such a big company in its pre-war heyday, was one of the industry bigs tapped to mobilize/organize US industry for WWII. Forget his name, and the area he oversaw. Trump had an interesting comment today, about how the bankruptcy filing was a very sad thing for someone of his generation. True.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 15, 2018 06:42 PM (QDnY+)

449 432 Jews use mezzuzahs (sp?) on their front doors. Catholics have blessed objects in the house or even get the house blessed.
Posted by: kallisto at October 15, 2018 06:40 PM (WLeoI)

Us backslidden Baptist have beer in fridge and vodka on counter.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 15, 2018 06:42 PM (JFO2v)

450 Kavanaugh from 7-10 p.m EST next Saturday. Might as well keep up with psalm 40 as Mrs. Kavanugh was asking people to pray during the whole Blasey Fraud thing although psalm 140 would be good too.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 15, 2018 06:36 PM (AllCR)


Good plan, Fen.

Posted by: Emmie at October 15, 2018 06:42 PM (4HMW8)

451 Witches planning to publicly hex Kavanaugh




This is good. They are being honest about who they are.
Christians and Jews know who they are and now the enemy has clarified itself.

Gird your loins.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 15, 2018 06:42 PM (Q0dwZ)

452 Jews use mezzuzahs (sp?) on their front doors. Catholics have blessed objects in the house or even get the house blessed.

Yeah as religions go, Wicca isn't that weird, its just unfamiliar to people. As I've said before all religions have crazy dumb crap that nobody outside it believes. All that matters is if one of them is true or not, not how crazy it seems

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 15, 2018 06:42 PM (39g3+)

453 He was 65. He had a recurrence of non-Hodgkins lymphoma cancer that was arrested in 2009."

I guess it got out on bail.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2018 06:43 PM (Kpl3J)

454 Do they still have bubblegum cigars, or have they been banned as a gateway to addiction?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2018 06:42 PM (LsBY9)


Don't laugh. Candy cigarettes were banned in lots of places years ago.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 15, 2018 06:43 PM (iXQC4)

455 >>Okay, anyone remember that flat watermelon-flavor candy?

Candy? we were lucky to get some rinds with a little red left on them from the local dumpster.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 15, 2018 06:43 PM (r9UYA)

456 Judge throws out Stormy's lawsuit and says she may be on the hook for his legal fees. Heh. Too bad she doesn't have a lawyer any more.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 15, 2018 06:43 PM (gC2IV)

457 I've been doing a lot of praying because it seems like Dems are agitating for something awful.

Posted by: Emmie at October 15, 2018 06:43 PM (4HMW8)

458 430 Okay, anyone remember that flat watermelon-flavor candy? Jolly Rancher?
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 15, 2018 06:40 PM
---
I like them, but they're like superglue. Pulled off a cap a few days ago and now I have to go to the dentist.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 15, 2018 06:43 PM (HiLJ1)

459 Where to begin? To me, the most kooky and offensive part is that they just make up the craziest anti-historical "traditions" and insist that they're ancient.

The lesbian answer to "Kwanzaa?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2018 06:43 PM (YqDXo)

460 Yeah as religions go, Wicca isn't that weird, its just unfamiliar to people.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 15, 2018 06:42 PM (39g3+)


No. It's extra weird. And just plain stupid.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 15, 2018 06:44 PM (iXQC4)

461 -
--
Just saw on Insty that Paul Allen died.


Posted by: Tuna at October 15, 2018 06:38 PM

---------------------

Paul Allen never really registered in my brain. Every time I see the name, I think Steve Allen, who already died several years back.

Posted by: irright at October 15, 2018 06:44 PM (RVcmP)

462 Paul Allen was basically Oregon sports' money bags, he paid for everything here. Trailbl@zers, Oregon Ducks, Beavers. When someone wanted money for sports, Paul Allen backed up a dump truck. Gonna be a bit rougher going for them without him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 15, 2018 06:44 PM (39g3+)

463 Y'all need to check out the photo at the link in Zombie's nic, if you haven't already.

Srsly.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 15, 2018 06:44 PM (ctuyM)

464 Paul Allen, Sears - deaths come in 3's who's gonna be the 3rd?

Maybe Mikey Moore will eat himself to death.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2018 06:45 PM (Kpl3J)

465 The Democrats need to invite the write-in candidate, Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Blackpool Rock Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable Brrroooo Norman Michael (rings bell) (blows whistle) Edward (sounds car horn) (does train impersonation) (sounds buzzer) Thomas Moo... (sings) "We'll keep a welcome in the..." (fires gun) William (makes silly noise) "Raindrops keep falling on my" (weird noise) "Don't sleep in the subway" (cuckoo cuckoo) Naaoooo... Smith, to bring some sanity to the Democrat Party.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 15, 2018 06:45 PM (6eEQ+)

466 Stormy Daniels Lawsuit Dismissed, Trump Entitled To Legal Fees

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 15, 2018 06:45 PM (jn7FC)

467 Wicca is not weird it's unGodly.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 15, 2018 06:45 PM (Q0dwZ)

468 Candy cigarettes were banned in lots of places years ago.

My parents wouldn't let us buy candy cigarettes because they didn't want us to associate cigs with fun and cool. Which was probably wise, really.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 15, 2018 06:45 PM (39g3+)

469 all religions have crazy dumb crap that nobody outside it believes.

What do you have against our underwear?

Posted by: Mitt and Jeff at October 15, 2018 06:45 PM (3C9q2)

470 I keep saying, an open society with rep. govt. is pretty hard to maintain when there simply isn't any real press or information environment for a sane citizen to rely upon.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 15, 2018 05:58 PM (QDnY+)

Was watching the last quarter of the sportsball game in a bar in AJ last night. Many, many, political ads, and the ones against Krystal Skinemax were pretty hard hitting. Skinemax counters, "McSally gonna takes yo' Medicares."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2018 06:46 PM (iwUO9)

471 I like them, but they're like superglue. Pulled off a cap a few days ago and now I have to go to the dentist.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 15, 2018 06:43 PM (HiLJ1)

Slowpokes have taken more teeth than bar fights

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 15, 2018 06:46 PM (JFO2v)

472

Steve Allen died?

Does Edie Gourmet know?

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 15, 2018 06:46 PM (mf8JD)

473 Paul Allen was basically Oregon sports' money bags, he paid for everything here. Trailbl@zers, Oregon Ducks, Beavers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 15, 2018 06:44 PM (39g3+)


He owned a soccer team.

How embarrassing.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 15, 2018 06:46 PM (iXQC4)

474 Judge throws out Stormy's lawsuit and says she may be on the hook for his legal fees. Heh. Too bad she doesn't have a lawyer any more.

-
Creepy Porn Lawyer 2020
Sleaze on down, sleaze on down the road!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 15, 2018 06:46 PM (+y/Ru)

475

SEE?

Trump is stacking the courts with his own judges!

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 15, 2018 06:47 PM (mf8JD)

476 463 Y'all need to check out the photo at the link in Zombie's nic, if you haven't already.

Srsly.
Posted by: Duncanthrax


When I go out on a date, I go out on a date. Go for the gold.

Posted by: zombie at October 15, 2018 06:47 PM (c+2jX)

477 Y'all need to check out the photo at the link in Zombie's nic, if you haven't already.

Srsly.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 15, 2018 06:44 PM (ctuyM)


That hat looks way too big for her head.

Maybe she's just borrowing it for the picture.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 15, 2018 06:47 PM (y87Qq)

478 I believe she describes herself as a non-practicing Mormon.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 15, 2018 06:00 PM (

Ah, so a Jack Mormon. Or in this case a jackelope Mormon. Completely made up and nutty.

Posted by: LizLem at October 15, 2018 06:47 PM (70NnN)

479 462 Paul Allen was basically Oregon sports' money bags, he paid for everything here. Trailbl@zers, Oregon Ducks, Beavers. When someone wanted money for sports, Paul Allen backed up a dump truck. Gonna be a bit rougher going for them without him.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 15, 2018 06:44 PM (39g3+)

also owner of the Seahawks and part owner of the Sounders.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 15, 2018 06:47 PM (d7Ww2)

480 McSally gonna takes yo' Medicares."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2018 06:46 PM (iwUO9)

Bhussein took about 800 B from Medicare and people kissed his HAAALLLLFFFBLLLLACKKK ass.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 15, 2018 06:47 PM (JFO2v)

481 >>Okay, anyone remember that flat watermelon-flavor candy?


Yeah, I've got a crown named after it.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 15, 2018 06:47 PM (Q0dwZ)

482 Slowpokes have taken more teeth than bar fights

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 15, 2018 06:46 PM (JFO2v)


Salt Water Taffy is the king of forced dentistry.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 15, 2018 06:48 PM (iXQC4)

483 I knew a big-time neo Pagan.

She was greatly beloved by a lot of people we both knew, I found her to be a nasty piece of work-- mean, spiteful, vengeful. I guess she was nice to her friends, but I never saw much but the bile.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 15, 2018 06:48 PM (oVJmc)

484 If you are at sea long enough, with an all male crew, even TrigglyPuff becomes a 1.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 15, 2018 06:00 PM (hyuyC)

Oooooh. Oh, shit!

Posted by: zombie Ferdinand Magellan at October 15, 2018 06:48 PM (iwUO9)

485 Judge throws out Stormy's lawsuit and says she may be on the hook for his legal fees.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 15, 2018 06:46 PM


Maybe CPL will make it rain with some of that 50% he's skimming from the Beto contributions he's soliciting for

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 15, 2018 06:48 PM (ctuyM)

486 Paul Allen was basically Oregon sports' money bags, he paid for everything here. Trailbl@zers, Oregon Ducks, Beavers.


An epic case of Revenge of the Nerds.

Posted by: Miklos, probably right at October 15, 2018 06:48 PM (zCyNd)

487 Nice pic, zombie.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 15, 2018 06:48 PM (nDe2U)

488 Civil War II, my monkeys!!! Fly, fly!!

Posted by: Kurt Schlichter at October 15, 2018 06:49 PM (oyvQI)

489 Y'all need to check out the photo at the link in Zombie's nic, if you haven't already.

Srsly.
Posted by: Duncanthrax


Hot damn!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 15, 2018 06:50 PM (iXQC4)

490 You can't find apricot leather anymore.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 15, 2018 06:50 PM (r9UYA)

491

nood

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 15, 2018 06:50 PM (mf8JD)

492 New post up re: Daniels lawsuit

Posted by: Vendette at October 15, 2018 06:50 PM (tT986)

493 Nood

Posted by: Hawkpilot at October 15, 2018 06:50 PM (c6rtx)

494 -
--

Steve Allen died?



Does Edie Gourmet know?


Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 15, 2018 06:46 PM

------------------

No, no. You're thinking of Lawrence Welk.

Posted by: irright at October 15, 2018 06:50 PM (RVcmP)

495 Pagan Cluster is like the meth lab of witch covens.

Posted by: Fritz at October 15, 2018 06:51 PM (Z9C5C)

496 463 Y'all need to check out the photo at the link in Zombie's nic, if you haven't already.

Srsly.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 15, 2018 06:44 PM (ctuyM)


My favorite is still the one two photos ago.

Posted by: rickl at October 15, 2018 06:51 PM (sdi6R)

497 420 Just saw on Insty that Paul Allen died.
Posted by: Tuna at October 15, 2018 06:38 PM (jm1YL)

Not a fan of Huey Lewis and The News.

Posted by: Kirk Lazarus at October 15, 2018 06:51 PM (kBiSH)

498 also owner of the Seahawks and part owner of the Sounders.

Yeah he was a help to Washington sports, too. A pretty nice guy, from all accounts.

Look Wicca looks really weird from the outside but I mean I'm Christian which means I think a talking snake ruined paradise, Moses stopped time, Elisha made an axehead float, people came back from the dead, walked on water, all kinds of things. Christians believe in exorcisms, some believe in blessing items and magic water and bits of bread, even that you can believe hard enough to never get sick or hurt when bit by a snake.

All that's pretty daffy stuff, if you're not used to it. Again, what matters is whether its true or not.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 15, 2018 06:51 PM (39g3+)

499 "It was during the height of the Iraq War when Sinema, then a far-left
protest organizer, summoned supernatural help to stop the Iraq War."

And how did that work out for her?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 15, 2018 06:52 PM (JUOKG)

500 I will post this again in the future with further elaboration.

The DEMs have reached the third stage of grief:

Denial
Anger
Bargaining
Depression
Acceptance

They are now making a deal with the Devil. As Leftists ALWAYS do.

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at October 15, 2018 06:52 PM (AJ/mV)

501 I have a direct ancestor who owned 100 acres of land on Manhattan Island in 1644. He sold some of it to the ancestors of the Roosevelt family in 1652. I now claim all that land as my ancestral homeland. Pay up!

Posted by: Acher at October 15, 2018 06:52 PM (gmo/4)

502 That hat looks way too big for her head.
Maybe she's just borrowing it for the picture.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 15, 2018 06:47 PM


I appreciate your laser focus on the most important and critical component of a scenario. You're the kind of person who never gundecks a report. Who keeps things level, in trim, and shipshape.

May your baffles always be clear.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 15, 2018 06:53 PM (ctuyM)

503 Welcome to the brave new world!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 15, 2018 06:55 PM (+KUWZ)

504 Witches are valuable working in I.T. They still know how to cast spellscode in hexadecimal.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 15, 2018 06:55 PM (QzJWU)

505 451 Witches planning to publicly hex Kavanaugh




This is good. They are being honest about who they are.
Christians and Jews know who they are and now the enemy has clarified itself.

Gird your loins.
Posted by: Braenyard



I believe something like this was tried in the Old Testament. A local pagan priest was brought forth to curse the Tribe of Israel. The God of Israel turned those curses into blessings. Things like this backfire biggly because the God of Israel is real. He protects His own.

Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at October 15, 2018 06:56 PM (y4f1Y)

506 Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 15, 2018 06:53 PM (ctuyM)

OK, that was funny right there.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 15, 2018 06:56 PM (y87Qq)

507 Listen up, my elderly followers! CIVIL WAR IS COMING!! THEY HATE YOU AND WANT YOU DEAD!! CLICK ON MY ARTICLE AND READ ABOUT HOW TO STOCK UP ON AMMO FOR THE COMING WAR WITH ANTIFA! Thanks, suckers!

Posted by: Kurt Schlichter at October 15, 2018 06:57 PM (oyvQI)

508 Pagan Cluster Fuck.
(First to use that? Back in a sec.)

Posted by: andycanuck at October 15, 2018 06:12 PM (Evws/)

CCR did a song called Pagan Baby.

Posted by: zombie Ferdinand Magellan at October 15, 2018 06:58 PM (iwUO9)

509 Can't 'member which witch is which.

Posted by: seamrog at October 15, 2018 06:59 PM (IYiL5)

510 Big Chief Squawking Squaw rides the warpath!

https://bit.ly/2Oq7b6S

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 15, 2018 07:02 PM (+y/Ru)

511 Fen, how was the MoMoee?

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 15, 2018 07:02 PM (dUJdY)

512 For a "remember this Canadian store": Woolco

Posted by: Vendette at October 15, 2018 06:29 PM (tT986)

I bought my Cooey .22 from Woolco. Damned canoe accident.

Posted by: zombie Ferdinand Magellan at October 15, 2018 07:13 PM (iwUO9)

513
Christine O'Donnell - not a witch!

'Member dat?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 15, 2018 07:14 PM (pNxlR)

514 Dragon 114 comes to mind

Posted by: Jean at October 15, 2018 07:20 PM (4Y6Lf)

515 Us backslidden Baptist have beer in fridge and vodka on counter.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 15, 2018 06:42 PM (JFO2v)


*racks Mossberg 500*
*squints*

I thought someone's been rummaging around inside my house.

Posted by: Bert G at October 15, 2018 07:21 PM (OMsf+)

516 477 Y'all need to check out the photo at the link in Zombie's nic, if you haven't already.

Srsly.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 15, 2018 06:44 PM (ctuyM)

That hat looks way too big for her head.

Maybe she's just borrowing it for the picture.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 15, 2018 06:47 PM (y87Qq


That should be labeled as shirt abuse.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 15, 2018 07:29 PM (pUDQf)

517 witches is not the problem in az mexican birthrate is! same for texas. putting birth control in the tacos at taco bell not casting spells will help!

Posted by: ramondo at October 15, 2018 07:30 PM (umudh)

518 test

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 15, 2018 08:37 PM (miE9U)

519 Krysten Sinema's "digital tattoo" is really out there.

It's gonna take one huge "laser" to remove it.

Posted by: SMOD at October 15, 2018 09:02 PM (e8kgV)

520 Communist Party Backs Sinema in Race for Flake's US Senate Seat

Posted by: SMOD at October 15, 2018 09:28 PM (e8kgV)

521 I'm confused: Which is the "reality-base community"? The one with witches, or the one without?

Posted by: Socratease at October 15, 2018 10:07 PM (BT83d)

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