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Vox: Use These Magic Spells to Heal Your Post-Kavanaugh Anguish!
They're uncritically -- even credulously -- "reporting" which Wiccan spells you should cast now.
First, take a candle. Then, pour some salt into your hand. Then, keeping the grains in your palm, take a pen to write out a thank you to Christine Blasey Ford, the woman whose allegations of sexual assault against Supreme Court nominee -- and now justice -- Brett Kavanaugh, stunned a nation. Or, if you prefer, simply say, "I believe you." It’s just one of the many quasi-religious rituals circulating the internet -- particularly pagan and #resistance circles -- in the wake of Kavanaugh's confirmation. These rituals help self-identified witches process trauma, anger, and grief.Quasi-religious? What does "quasi" mean, Vox?
The Gratitude Spell was authored by Instagram user @celestight (who did not respond to request for comment) for the pagan political organization WitchtheVote, which mobilizes voters to support candidates that defend progressive and feminist causes. In this open-ended spell, participants might choose to make a sigil -- a sacred sign -- on the paper, or vary their tribute to Ford in accordance with their own personal experiences and history. They might, if they so choose, send their note to Ford directly. No matter what, the message is the same. We’re in this together. I believe you. Modern Wicca and other New Age traditions in the '50s, '60s, and '70s were tied to second-wave feminism. Witchcraft and ritual have become more prominently associated with progressive political causes in recent years with the rise of the contemporary #magicresistance. Last year, for example, a 13,000-strong Facebook group formed to cast regular binding spells on Donald Trump. But in the aftermath of the bitter fight over Kavanaugh's confirmation, during which the judge firmly denied sexual misconduct against Ford or other women who came forward with similar allegations, rituals have become more than just an emotionally rewarding part of political energy-raising. They’ve also become a form of self-care. It makes sense that rituals -- and magic --would provide an effective and therapeutic outlet for survivors of sexual violence.Trust all content from Vox. Magic is an effective therapy. Oh, and definitely trust them on this crank statistic:
After all, we live in a world where 994 out of every 1,000 rapists escape criminal justice, according to the Rape, Abuse, and Incest National Network (RAINN).99.4% of all rapists escape justice. I suppose that becomes slightly more plausible (if still crank and implausible) when you take note that they're speaking of the world, including the parts of it that leftists like to use for their women-are-oppressed statistics but which they will not under any circumstances actually name -- they prefer implying this is all going on in the West, of course. Oh, I love this bold-face highlight:
Once, women were put to death for witchcraft. Now it could be "life-saving" for some.But there you go. Your Millennial Explainer website is now explaining how to do "life-saving" magical surgery on yourself.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 10, 2018 06:41 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: The Left at October 10, 2018 06:41 PM (TEv5V)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 10, 2018 06:41 PM (9dzlp)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 10, 2018 06:41 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Bruce at October 10, 2018 06:41 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 10, 2018 06:41 PM (9dzlp)
They prefer implying this is all going on in the West, of course.
By white Christian conservatives.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 10, 2018 06:42 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Jake from Fake News at October 10, 2018 06:42 PM (vDqXW)
Hail hail fire and snow,
call the Angel. we will go,
far away and for to see,
Friendly Angel come to me...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 10, 2018 06:42 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: MAGA at October 10, 2018 06:42 PM (/8RAd)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Humpbot at October 10, 2018 06:42 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: The ARC of History at October 10, 2018 06:43 PM (TEv5V)
Posted by: Jabroni at October 10, 2018 06:43 PM (TcM5G)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 10, 2018 06:43 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 10, 2018 06:43 PM (4e+hS)
Who cares. The fact these people feel safe to babble their insanity is one reason you feel sympathy for Judge Hawthorne and his "undertakings." Hang them all, indeed.
Posted by: trev006 at October 10, 2018 06:43 PM (J+c/7)
It's a religion! and a really, really stupid one.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 10, 2018 06:41 PM (k1TUh)
It doesn't even have snazzy robes and incense.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 10, 2018 06:43 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: mugiwara at October 10, 2018 06:43 PM (tAj5d)
Well, when you define an unwanted kiss as "rape", that is going to get the numbers up.
Posted by: The ARC of History at October 10, 2018 06:44 PM (TEv5V)
Posted by: The ARC of History at October 10, 2018 06:43 PM (TEv5V)
Vox and spelling are mutually exclusive.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 10, 2018 06:44 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 10, 2018 06:44 PM (4ZE6o)
**
You furfags - stack that wood a little back. Ya want the heat, not the flame, to do the work.
* clubs brony because brony *
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 10, 2018 06:44 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 10, 2018 06:44 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 10, 2018 06:44 PM (TN1P5)
Posted by: Smash'em at October 10, 2018 06:44 PM (LJ9Zw)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 10, 2018 06:44 PM (rFXJM)
So how many witches are there in a population of 330 million?
Posted by: Pensworth Coalington at October 10, 2018 06:44 PM (oYD2h)
Let's say I'm wrong, what would they be doing differently?
Posted by: navybrat loves Columbus at October 10, 2018 06:44 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Nightwitch at October 10, 2018 06:44 PM (CQA0X)
call the Angel. we will go,
far away and for to see,
Friendly Angel come to me...
oh gawd I'm such a geek.
but you are too!
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 10, 2018 06:45 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 10, 2018 06:45 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: no good deed at October 10, 2018 06:45 PM (1uG1d)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Humpbot at October 10, 2018 06:45 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 10, 2018 06:45 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at October 10, 2018 06:45 PM (fxHil)
Yeah, thought so.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 10, 2018 06:45 PM (cfSRQ)
Perspective:
DJIA
Nov 7, 2016: 17,888
Jan 26, 2018: 26,616
Mar 23, 2018: 23,533
Today, Oct 10, 2018: 25, 598
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 10, 2018 06:45 PM (2epC0)
Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2018 06:45 PM (T4oHT)
call the Angel. we will go,
far away and for to see,
Friendly Angel come to me...
oh gawd I'm such a geek.
but you are too!
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 10, 2018 06:45 PM (k1TUh)
*points*
NEEEEEERRRRRRD!!!
Posted by: Insomniac at October 10, 2018 06:45 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: The Left at October 10, 2018 06:45 PM (TEv5V)
Spell Check - a limerick
Cast a chicken bone, what do you see?
Then throw in a Wiccan or three
Then right 'fore your eyes
You just might win first prize
At your neighborhood's big spelling bee!
Posted by: Muldoon at October 10, 2018 06:45 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 10, 2018 06:45 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Axeman at October 10, 2018 06:45 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Level 10 Magic-User at October 10, 2018 06:45 PM (Uysai)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 10, 2018 06:46 PM (rFXJM)
Posted by: The Left at October 10, 2018 06:45 PM (TEv5V)
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Just weigh him against a duck.
Posted by: Axeman at October 10, 2018 06:46 PM (vDqXW)
How that will help them know what to do in any situation?
Bcz they should.
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at October 10, 2018 06:46 PM (rco8e)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 10, 2018 06:46 PM (I16G8)
Somebody round here must've case a Spell of Blackness up on MLK Avenue. It ain't wearin' off, either.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 10, 2018 06:46 PM (k1TUh)
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Ask some local cops how many claims of rape come through their office every week.
BJ for a ride downtown and guy can't take her? Rape.
Meth head can't remember where she put her fix after gangbang for the daily dose? Rape.
And that's not even getting into "regret" rape or revenge claims just to f*ck with people.
I'd be surprised if 10% are legitimate.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 06:46 PM (Qf3Gh)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 10, 2018 06:46 PM (LsBY9)
place your right hand in the air and make the "OK" sign.
then face East and say "Hail Trump, and bite me bitche"
Posted by: Roman Maroni at October 10, 2018 06:46 PM (vCA4F)
Therefore, until all of us cisgendered men are jailed for having the temerity to breathe, that statistic will never go down.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at October 10, 2018 06:46 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Bruce at October 10, 2018 06:46 PM (8ikIW)
Hypocrite, thy name is liberal. We agree with BOTH sides of the Crucible!
Posted by: LizLem at October 10, 2018 06:47 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at October 10, 2018 06:47 PM (fxHil)
Like, what, pick up a candle? Should it be lit?
> Then, pour some salt into your hand.
How? I've got a candle in one hand and a salt shaker in the other. I've got zero palms free into which I can pour salt.
> Then, keeping the grains in your palm
Now you're just being silly. I don't have four hands, Ms Wiccan Chick.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 10, 2018 06:47 PM (9qZ3S)
He definitely should carry around a double-barreled shotgun with cobalt blue finish, walnut stock and a hair trigger.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 10, 2018 06:47 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 10, 2018 06:47 PM (4ZE6o)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 10, 2018 06:47 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 10, 2018 06:47 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Old Blue at October 10, 2018 06:47 PM (gEvQ8)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 10, 2018 06:47 PM (bZ76Y)
https://hotair.com/archives/2018/10/10/hot-scoop-hollywood-reporter-space stephen-miller-man-eight-years-old/
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 10, 2018 06:47 PM (JFO2v)
Want a laff?
Here's how the Guardian covered the US markets on Novemeber 7, 2016:
Dow Jones surges by 371 points as Wall Streets bets on Clinton victory
Closing post: Wall Street posts biggest jump since March
DING DING! Wall Street has just posted its best day since the
start of March, as the closing bell brings today's rally to a halt.
Predictions of a Hillary Clinton election victory have cheered the markets, ending a nine-day losing streak.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 10, 2018 06:47 PM (2epC0)
Posted by: Mother of Sons at October 10, 2018 06:48 PM (HLTe8)
Karma IS a b!tch and you are bringing it upon yourself.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 10, 2018 06:48 PM (rFXJM)
Hurricane update-
Eye wall is approximately 40 miles away. Heading directly towards us.
The roof of the local emergency management office just collapsed. It fell in on the management team. Everybody is ok.
Conditions are continuing to deteriorate rapidly.
An interesting night ahead.
Posted by: weirdflunky at October 10, 2018 06:43 PM (Qc6BK)
Posted by: weirdflunky at October 10, 2018 06:48 PM (Qc6BK)
So he'd be winning even more bigly if they weren't doing that? Wow.
Posted by: rickl at October 10, 2018 06:48 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 10, 2018 06:48 PM (LsBY9)
Can we just burn the witches and get it over with?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 10, 2018 06:48 PM (gECZB)
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 06:48 PM (Qf3Gh)
Posted by: eleven at October 10, 2018 06:48 PM (NLLmE)
How that will help them know what to do in any situation?
Bcz they should.
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at October 10, 2018 06:46 PM (rco8e)
Break out the mirrors and straws!
Posted by: Insomniac at October 10, 2018 06:48 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at October 10, 2018 06:49 PM (7GNTg)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 10, 2018 06:49 PM (2epC0)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMzrgXFeX_o
Double, double, toil and trouble
Something wicked this way comes.
Posted by: LizLem at October 10, 2018 06:49 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 10, 2018 06:49 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2018 06:49 PM (MxIn6)
Posted by: Mother of Sons at October 10, 2018 06:49 PM (HLTe8)
Posted by: Chris M at October 10, 2018 06:49 PM (05KZY)
Eye wall is approximately 40 miles away. Heading directly towards us.
The roof of the local emergency management office just collapsed. It fell in on the management team. Everybody is ok.
Conditions are continuing to deteriorate rapidly.
An interesting night ahead.
Posted by: weirdflunky at October 10, 2018 06:43 PM (Qc6BK)
Posted by: weirdflunky
Praying.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 10, 2018 06:49 PM (gECZB)
Posted by: BINtter ROETHLISclinger at October 10, 2018 06:49 PM (xLE8T)
Everytime I come across something about witches I picture Hillary
dancing naked in the pale moonlight with her nipples inscribing
pentagrams in the dirt as she sways and boogies.
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at October 10, 2018 06:49 PM (7GNTg)
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That mental picture....damn you!
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 10, 2018 06:49 PM (cfSRQ)
A prayer to an unknown power... one THEY don't even name.
Is it any surprise that those who would 'put another god before me'...
Would than also 'bear false witness'?
Posted by: Don Q at October 10, 2018 06:49 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: pookysgirl at October 10, 2018 06:49 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 10, 2018 06:47 PM (cfSRQ)
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This, is my BOOM STICK. It's Yuuuge, and you will get hurt bigly.
Posted by: Donald the Trump at October 10, 2018 06:50 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 10, 2018 06:50 PM (LsBY9)
That was just quasi-rape. You should just put some ice on that and it'll be fine.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 10, 2018 06:50 PM (eXA4G)
I saw where Joe Bastardi said that this is the strongest landfalling hurricane in history between Mobile and Tampa. About the only good thing is that it's moving quickly.
Posted by: rickl at October 10, 2018 06:50 PM (sdi6R)
Good luck kids. Have at it.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 10, 2018 06:50 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 10, 2018 06:44 PM (4ZE6o)
...............
A junior high keg party?
Posted by: wth at October 10, 2018 06:50 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Roman Maroni at October 10, 2018 06:50 PM (vCA4F)
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 10, 2018 06:47 PM (cfSRQ)
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This, is my BOOM STICK. It's Yuuuge, and you will get hurt bigly.
Posted by: Donald the Trump at October 10, 2018 06:50 PM (vDqXW)
Shop smart! Shop Trump-Mart!
Posted by: Insomniac at October 10, 2018 06:50 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: MaximusDaximus at October 10, 2018 06:50 PM (ZuY0G)
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 06:50 PM (Qf3Gh)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at October 10, 2018 06:50 PM (58Au8)
It's called "winning"
And, the difference is, it works
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 10, 2018 06:44 PM (TN1P5)
Bippity, boppity, Big!
Posted by: eleven at October 10, 2018 06:50 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 10, 2018 06:50 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Mary Worth at October 10, 2018 06:50 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 10, 2018 06:50 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: bluebell at October 10, 2018 06:51 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 10, 2018 06:51 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 10, 2018 06:47 PM (4ZE6o)
I have known more than my share of people who've lived through actual sexual abuse. None of them would consider 35 year old high-school groping hijinks to be traumatic.
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at October 10, 2018 06:51 PM (fxHil)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2018 06:51 PM (MxIn6)
The roof of the local emergency management office just collapsed. It fell in on the management team. Everybody is ok.
Conditions are continuing to deteriorate rapidly.
An interesting night ahead.
Posted by: weirdflunky at October 10, 2018 06:43 PM (Qc6BK)
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Ugh. Be careful.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 10, 2018 06:51 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 10, 2018 06:51 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Magic 8-ball at October 10, 2018 06:51 PM (vDqXW)
cause if the chant is good to protect a raped woman, shouldn't it work to protect a wrongly accused man?
just rhetorical of course, but I'd like them to answer that.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 10, 2018 06:51 PM (Cus5s)
Blessings on all the Horde and innocents in its path.
Supposedly this is the strongest landfall for a hurricane in 50 years? Too bad the left spent all their weather fury on the last hurricane, and are still distracted by Kavanaugh. Have not been able to twist this against Trump like they normally would. Their heart is not in it.
Posted by: LizLem at October 10, 2018 06:51 PM (hvf9s)
1) All are pagan beliefs that died out for centuries and whose modern practice bear no resemblance to their true faith (Aztecs, Druids, Vikings).
2) All promote hatred of Christianity, despite the fact their standard historical practice was downright savage compared to the worst Christian excesses.
Posted by: trev006 at October 10, 2018 06:51 PM (J+c/7)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 10, 2018 06:51 PM (e+/yu)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2018 06:51 PM (MxIn6)
Add some white rum and you're good to go
Posted by: Insomniac at October 10, 2018 06:52 PM (NWiLs)
Over 70% of the Jews voted for Hillary, a person that hates you and your G D.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 10, 2018 06:52 PM (JFO2v)
Hunker down WF. Just talked to my my folks who are down that way. When it's done with yall it's headed here.
Posted by: freaked at October 10, 2018 06:52 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 10, 2018 06:52 PM (2epC0)
Posted by: Murrican Injun at October 10, 2018 06:52 PM (xptlg)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 10, 2018 06:52 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 10, 2018 06:47 PM (4ZE6o)
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Remember, victimhood is status, these days.
Posted by: Axeman at October 10, 2018 06:52 PM (vDqXW)
100 Aceloos for whoever knows what a "sugarglider" is.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 10, 2018 06:52 PM (2epC0)
It's a small mammal that some people keep as pets.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 10, 2018 06:52 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 10, 2018 06:52 PM (AllCR)
1 and 2 are not having other gods and not making idols.
But hey, if you're going to do number 1 and 2, best to do it in "support" of someone who broke #9.
What a cluster.
Babylon Bee could parody these people by saying "Having an abortion will help you heal from the Kavanaugh ordeal" but then some people would actually do it.
Posted by: Texas Dan at October 10, 2018 06:53 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: bluebell at October 10, 2018 06:53 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 10, 2018 06:53 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 10, 2018 06:52 PM (JFO2v)
Social Jews, not practicing.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 10, 2018 06:53 PM (xLE8T)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 10, 2018 06:53 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: m at October 10, 2018 06:53 PM (uXX7B)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2018 06:53 PM (MxIn6)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 10, 2018 06:53 PM (2epC0)
Posted by: ALH at October 10, 2018 06:53 PM (dczB+)
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 06:54 PM (Qf3Gh)
Then bake my cake, Witch.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Humpbot at October 10, 2018 06:54 PM (yQpMk)
Nope, not Saint Francis.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 10, 2018 06:54 PM (uMvaP)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 10, 2018 06:54 PM (gECZB)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2018 06:53 PM (MxIn6)
That is some racist shit right there.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 10, 2018 06:54 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 10, 2018 06:41 PM (fA1SL)
You're on a roll! Cited for a LOL on the main page, and now this bit of humor.
Posted by: m at October 10, 2018 06:54 PM (uXX7B)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 10, 2018 06:54 PM (2epC0)
Posted by: Publius Redux at October 10, 2018 06:54 PM (mvvCm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 10, 2018 06:54 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 10, 2018 06:52 PM (JFO2v)
As SoS, she tirelessly helped Obama in his quest to empower the enemies of the Jewish nation. I don't think Jews who help betray Israel should be called Jews. They're something else.
Posted by: trev006 at October 10, 2018 06:54 PM (J+c/7)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 10, 2018 06:54 PM (xzqr4)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 10, 2018 06:54 PM (uMvaP)
Posted by: josephistan at October 10, 2018 06:55 PM (Izzlo)
Someone needs to have them all sign a petition, which can be put into a database for Kav to reference if one of these little shits ever have to argue in front of him.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 10, 2018 06:55 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Jake from Fake News at October 10, 2018 06:42 PM (vDqXW)
hahahaha
I love this place.
Posted by: m at October 10, 2018 06:55 PM (uXX7B)
Posted by: Jimmah Carter at October 10, 2018 06:55 PM (O2RFr)
Sonia Sodomizer has spells. Get her a 10 lb box of See's truffles and surround her with night tables....
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 10, 2018 06:55 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: no good deed at October 10, 2018 06:55 PM (1uG1d)
Terribly poisonous, btw. Only poisonous mammal. Toxin sacs under their armpits.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 06:55 PM (Qf3Gh)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 10, 2018 06:55 PM (rFXJM)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 10, 2018 06:55 PM (UCfux)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 10, 2018 06:55 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 10, 2018 06:55 PM (e+/yu)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at October 10, 2018 06:50 PM (58Au
Made me think they are trolling.
But Vox.
Posted by: golfman at October 10, 2018 06:55 PM (rhXTS)
************
"Magic 8-Ball, Is This Likely? - a limerick
This could turn out a terrible mess
But I'll give it a shot nonetheless
Will the meter be in time?
And the punchline end in rhyme?
Magic 8-Ball says "Signs point to Yes!"
Posted by: Muldoon at October 10, 2018 06:55 PM (m45I2)
Insomniac, Dark rum works quicker.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2018 06:53 PM (MxIn6)
But Jobu don't help with curve ball.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 10, 2018 06:55 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 10, 2018 06:55 PM (2epC0)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at October 10, 2018 06:55 PM (//voU)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2018 06:55 PM (MxIn6)
Posted by: MAGA at October 10, 2018 06:42 PM (/8RAd)
Everybody's on a roll here tonight.
Posted by: m at October 10, 2018 06:56 PM (uXX7B)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 10, 2018 06:56 PM (UCfux)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 10, 2018 06:55 PM (UCfux)
It's LeviOHsa, not LeviosAAA.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 10, 2018 06:56 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Witch Doctor at October 10, 2018 06:56 PM (3I7wr)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 10, 2018 06:56 PM (2epC0)
I'm sure there will be no untoward effects on the economy!!!
I mean, you couldn't telegraph what your real goal is Jay any better dipshit.
Posted by: Kreplach at October 10, 2018 06:56 PM (kT3/m)
Posted by: freaked at October 10, 2018 06:56 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2018 06:55 PM (MxIn6)
Hah!
Posted by: Insomniac at October 10, 2018 06:56 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 10, 2018 06:41 PM (fA1SL)
You're on a roll! Cited for a LOL on the main page, and now this bit of humor.
Posted by: m at October 10, 2018 06:54 PM (uXX7B)
Humor?
Posted by: josephistan at October 10, 2018 06:56 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 06:56 PM (Qf3Gh)
Hey, I found a 20 megaton nuclear warhead in the toolroom! Maybe we can stop this sucker in its tracks.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 10, 2018 06:56 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: MLB ALC at October 10, 2018 06:57 PM (WAZk1)
Thanks, chief!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 10, 2018 06:57 PM (fA1SL)
Weasel. Flying freaking weasel.
Posted by: freaked at October 10, 2018 06:56 PM (UdKB7)
Back in WW2 their squadron was called the Screamin' Weasels.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 10, 2018 06:57 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at October 10, 2018 06:57 PM (fxHil)
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 06:57 PM (Qf3Gh)
Posted by: Buzzion at October 10, 2018 06:57 PM (zRwJ/)
Possums fly?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 10, 2018 06:56 PM (2epC0)
Depends on what kind of bait you put in the trebuchet.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 10, 2018 06:57 PM (eXA4G)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaC-WDrvmUQ
Posted by: LizLem at October 10, 2018 06:58 PM (hvf9s)
*********
I was salted by a Wiccan in high school, can't remember when or where.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 10, 2018 06:58 PM (m45I2)
October 7th in the Catholic liturgical calendar is a feast day. There are lots of feast days, holy days of obligation and solemnities, but what I find interesting is that the feast in question is Our Lady of the Rosary, sometimes known as Our Lady of Victory.
It commemorates the victory of the Christian fleet over the Turkish Navy at the Battle of Lepanto in 1571. In the run-up to the battle, Pope Pius V directed all Catholics to say the Rosary in hope of obtaining victory. And it worked.
So on Sunday, Justice Kavanaugh could get up, go to mass, and then come home and celebrate a feast dedicated to victory.
Suck it, pagans.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 10, 2018 06:58 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at October 10, 2018 06:58 PM (7GNTg)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 10, 2018 06:58 PM (UCfux)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 10, 2018 06:58 PM (1g7ch)
Is Vox still totes allowed?
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 06:58 PM (Qf3Gh)
Posted by: no good deed at October 10, 2018 06:58 PM (1uG1d)
Posted by: Jimmah Carter at October 10, 2018 06:58 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 10, 2018 06:58 PM (uMvaP)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 10, 2018 06:52 PM (JFO2v)
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Social Jews, not practicing.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 10, 2018 06:53 PM (xLE8T)
Not my experience. Same applies to Catholics - Protestants - etc... etc...
I write it up to a Willful Ignorance that Man has somehow "evolved" past those Bad Old Days.
Well - The Gods of the Copybook Headings are tuning up - I get the feeling their next number is really going to be a stem-winder.
Exception to the Rule seems to be Southern Baptists. I think it's because they're just pre-disposed to fight about anything.
That's gonna' serve them well.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 10, 2018 06:58 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 10, 2018
....
Are you speaking of the Incellus Eliminatus spell?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 10, 2018 06:59 PM (xLE8T)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 10, 2018 06:55 PM (NWiLs)
I think they go to the Magick Sex Shop and buy the magick Sex Toys.......
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 10, 2018 06:59 PM (ujg0T)
I was salted by a Wiccan in high school, can't remember when or where.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 10, 2018 06:58 PM (m45I2)
I banged a Wiccan so hard my classmates called me the Devil.
Posted by: trev006 at October 10, 2018 06:59 PM (J+c/7)
Posted by: WOPR at October 10, 2018 06:59 PM (J70i0)
144 Law students are having a walkout day to protest Kav.
Someone needs to have them all sign a petition, which can be put into a database for Kav to reference if one of these little shits ever have to argue in front of him.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 10, 2018 06:55 PM (LWu6U)
Snap quiz. 40% of your grade.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 10, 2018 06:59 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Mike Avenatti at October 10, 2018 06:59 PM (n9EOP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaC-WDrvmUQ
Posted by: LizLem at October 10, 2018 06:58 PM (hvf9s)
No no no. Screamin' Jay Hawkins. Accept no substitutes.
Besides, aren't you supposed to be out snogging with your gentleman caller?
Posted by: Insomniac at October 10, 2018 06:59 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2018 06:59 PM (MxIn6)
Posted by: Def Leppard
Posted by: rickb223 at October 10, 2018 06:54 PM (gECZB)
No sugar tonight...
Posted by: The Guess Who at October 10, 2018 06:59 PM (rco8e)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 10, 2018 07:00 PM (UCfux)
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#MeToo
Mine was the spelling teacher.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 07:00 PM (Qf3Gh)
Posted by: Caliban at October 10, 2018 07:00 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at October 10, 2018 07:00 PM (zncB8)
Still have the Runestones. Which fits for a Nord.
Posted by: Esch at October 10, 2018 07:00 PM (v83UF)
Uh, that's your side's fault, Voxxers.
Posted by: MI Lurker at October 10, 2018 07:00 PM (CMsMX)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 10, 2018 07:00 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mike Avenatti at October 10, 2018 07:00 PM (n9EOP)
It seems they like the mysticism and rituals of religion, and the fall back hope for greater justice and power when in trouble, so what is their problem with actual religion.
I guess they don't like the moral teachings, millennia of wisdom and subordination to studied and practiced leaders.
I mean, they talk about Christians as if they were crazy idiots for their beliefs, but it is not the higher power that bothers them, it is the responsibility that comes with it. Could they be any stupider.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 10, 2018 07:00 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: no good deed at October 10, 2018 07:01 PM (1uG1d)
Posted by: Diane Feinstein Raped My Ferret at October 10, 2018 07:01 PM (HiLJ1)
Posted by: Def Leppard
Posted by: rickb223 at October 10, 2018 06:54 PM (gECZB)
No sugar tonight...
Posted by: The Guess Who at October 10, 2018 06:59 PM (rco8e)
Oh sugar!
Posted by: The Archies at October 10, 2018 07:01 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Rolling Stones at October 10, 2018 07:01 PM (rco8e)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 10, 2018 07:01 PM (m45I2)
It seems they like the mysticism and rituals of religion, and the fall back hope for greater justice and power when in trouble, so what is their problem with actual religion.
You can't pray for the shit they want and expect a "real" God to grant it
Posted by: Jimmah Carter at October 10, 2018 07:01 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 10, 2018 06:59 PM (NWiLs)
I know I know, but the clip had ACTUAL leftist witches, so I couldn't resist.
Not for another hour and a half! Leaving soon to go get ready. And I never snog on the first date.
Posted by: LizLem at October 10, 2018 07:01 PM (hvf9s)
ROFLMAO!
I mean, really. These guys are funny!
Are they going to try to levitate the Pentagon again? I'd pay to see that.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 10, 2018 07:01 PM (YPxp7)
Posted by: jsg at October 10, 2018 07:02 PM (2BGhz)
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 06:56 PM (Qf3Gh)
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Granny Weaterwax would read them the Riot Act, Nanny Ogg would cheerfully browbeat them into giving her booze and cigars, and Magrat would...er...bring bat-shaped biscuits.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 10, 2018 07:02 PM (bZ76Y)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 10, 2018 07:02 PM (UCfux)
Make me a sandwitch!
Posted by: Muldoon at October 10, 2018 07:01 PM (m45I2)
You should learn how to spell.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 10, 2018 07:02 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 10, 2018 07:02 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 10, 2018 07:02 PM (dtPtV)
Over 70% of the Jews voted for Hillary, a person that hates you and your G D.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 10, 2018 06:52 PM (JFO2v)
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God didn't hate them.
He was, in fact, incredibly patient with them. He tells Abraham that "the iniquity of the Amorites is not yet complete" and so it's Abraham's future generations that will come inhabit the land once it's finally, finally time for judgement.
It's instructive to know what the people who lived there were doing, e.g. child sacrifices.
Posted by: Texas Dan at October 10, 2018 07:02 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Magic is GREAT!!! at October 10, 2018 07:02 PM (y/A91)
of course, he's taking his sweet time because: President
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 10, 2018 07:02 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2018 07:02 PM (MxIn6)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Humpbot at October 10, 2018 07:02 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 10, 2018 07:02 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: The Archies (the only rock band that matters) at October 10, 2018 07:02 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: josephistan at October 10, 2018 07:02 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 10, 2018 07:02 PM (4mUNO)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 10, 2018 07:02 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 10, 2018 07:02 PM (UCfux)
Posted by: Red Hot Chili Peppers at October 10, 2018 07:03 PM (1uG1d)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 10, 2018 07:03 PM (QDnY+)
In the most delightful way!
Posted by: Julie Andrews at October 10, 2018 07:03 PM (xLE8T)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 10, 2018 07:03 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: x at October 10, 2018 07:03 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 10, 2018 07:03 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2018 07:03 PM (MxIn6)
*clubs brony. Directs zeks to stack that wood carefully. *
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 10, 2018 07:03 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Diane Feinstein Raped My Ferret at October 10, 2018 07:01 PM (HiLJ1)
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You can sing 99.44 to the tune of 25 or 6 to 4.
Posted by: Axeman at October 10, 2018 07:04 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 10, 2018 07:04 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: DaveA at October 10, 2018 07:04 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Helena Scheuberin at October 10, 2018 07:04 PM (9qZ3S)
I am confused.
It seems they like the mysticism and rituals of religion, and the
fall back hope for greater justice and power when in trouble, so what is
their problem with actual religion.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 10, 2018 07:00 PM (LWu6U)
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They hate their parents. Seriously, I talked with lots of Wiccan girls in college (because they were easy, duh) and that was a huge motivation.
Seriously, if you were raised Dutch Reformed, what's the single biggest thing you could do to drive mom and dad nuts? Be a pagan.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 10, 2018 07:04 PM (cfSRQ)
From 1922 Haxan, The Witch
https://youtu.be/CkXlXc0lA9c
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 10, 2018 07:04 PM (rFXJM)
Each month, thousands of witches cast a spell against Donald Trump
Posted by: Orson at October 10, 2018 07:04 PM (gB2kg)
Posted by: The League of the Militant Godless at October 10, 2018 07:04 PM (TEv5V)
Posted by: Diane Feinstein Raped My Ferret at October 10, 2018 07:01 PM (HiLJ1)
Ivory Soap?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 10, 2018 07:04 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 10, 2018 07:05 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: navybrat loves Columbus at October 10, 2018 07:05 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 10, 2018 07:05 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 10, 2018 07:05 PM (O2RFr)
That was a shortened version.
The full version was of a nasty "ritual" involving the spaghetti. How nasty? Menstrual blood nasty... these people are frigging deranged...
Posted by: Smash'em at October 10, 2018 07:05 PM (LJ9Zw)
Posted by: Dr. Ford at October 10, 2018 07:05 PM (U2JQS)
Each month, thousands of witches cast a spell against Donald Trump
Seems to be boomeranging back at them
Posted by: It's me donna at October 10, 2018 07:05 PM (O2RFr)
Your party booed putting God in the party platform three times in a voice vote at the convention.
We know what you are -- prehistoric savages.
Posted by: Simplemind at October 10, 2018 07:05 PM (ZuGkg)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 10, 2018 07:06 PM (4mUNO)
Posted by: Witchsmeller Pursuivant at October 10, 2018 07:06 PM (Evws/)
Many expecting Trump attending rally tonight while hurricane hits FL will be exploited politically.
Because sitting around the WH watching monitors, talking occsionally to FEMA and a few governors who have better things to do, is key to helping out in a hurricane.
Stephen Miller (ace had a harsh term for him earlier today) saying it may lead to an "avoidable political headache".
The country is *so* dumbed down, he might be (partially) right. But if anyone can defy this idiotic trend of meaningless symbolic presidential engagement during disasters, I think Trump's the guy.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 10, 2018 07:06 PM (QDnY+)
Then stuff it down your pants before the clerk sees.
Then take some salt and rub it in your eyes to make tears, just like Christine did.
Then repeat this:
I am a child of the universe,
no less than the trees and the stars
I have a right to be here.
And right to free college. And free cable. And free organic sushi in the cafeteria prepared by culturally-authentic Japanese chefs. And the right for me and all my FBI/DOJ friends to pick your presidents for you. And your justices. And kick those who disagree.
Serenity Now!
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 10, 2018 07:06 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Quasimodo at October 10, 2018 07:06 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 10, 2018 07:06 PM (fA1SL)
Not sure if this little ditty was added for proper mood music but its a great song so I will add it again.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 10, 2018 07:06 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: Texas Dan at October 10, 2018 07:06 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 10, 2018 07:06 PM (a0IVu)
Sums up CBFord and her Deep State connections
Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2018 07:06 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 10, 2018 07:05 PM (O2RFr)
To be fair, they held it together for 36 years...
Posted by: Mike Avenatti at October 10, 2018 07:06 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: LizLem at October 10, 2018 07:06 PM (hvf9s)
I mean, really. These guys are funny!
Are they going to try to levitate the Pentagon again? I'd pay to see that.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 10, 2018 07:01 PM (YPxp7)
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I love the magic resistance. Should we tell them that Trump has anti-magic hair and a long tie of warding?
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 10, 2018 07:06 PM (cfSRQ)
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=pRFnC1AN0B0
or the 90s garage/party band the Fleshtones and their "Hexbreaker!"
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=lC-yYMvKTiI
(Both great songs)
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 07:07 PM (Qf3Gh)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 10, 2018 07:02 PM (UCfux)
They get a different kind of canal duty.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 10, 2018 07:07 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Sugar Lips at October 10, 2018 07:07 PM (rco8e)
The funny thing is that it was mostly hysterical women accusing each other, and it took men to straighten it out and put an end to it.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 10, 2018 07:07 PM (LWu6U)
No no no. Screamin' Jay Hawkins. Accept no substitutes.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 10, 2018 06:59 PM (NWiLs)
Useless without a link.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kGPhpvqtOc
Posted by: rickl at October 10, 2018 07:07 PM (sdi6R)
I totally expect it.
Posted by: It's me donna at October 10, 2018 07:07 PM (O2RFr)
Not what you are going to get.
Posted by: Code Pink at October 10, 2018 07:08 PM (TEv5V)
247. They need only renounce their heresy and offer fealty to the God Emperor.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and
Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 10, 2018 07:06 PM (fA1SL)
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Technically they aren't heretics, they are infidels.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 10, 2018 07:08 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Simplemind at October 10, 2018 07:08 PM (ZuGkg)
Posted by: Diane Feinstein Raped My Ferret at October 10, 2018 07:08 PM (HiLJ1)
Posted by: Newt Gingrich at October 10, 2018 07:08 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 07:08 PM (Qf3Gh)
Leftists love off kilter religions such as Santeria.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
I'm a little nervous they may take up Aztec if the get power.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 10, 2018 07:08 PM (LsBY9)
FIfY.And each month, thousands of good witches cast spells for Donald Trump. Winning!
Posted by: Glenda at October 10, 2018 07:08 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Black Phillip, Senior Editor, Vox at October 10, 2018 07:09 PM (npy6a)
https://youtu.be/Nq7U5Jn56tk
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 10, 2018 07:09 PM (rFXJM)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDLLXUaqZxg
Posted by: LizLem at October 10, 2018 07:06 PM (hvf9s)
A vast improvement. Ya done good, kid.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 10, 2018 07:09 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 10, 2018 07:01 PM (YPxp7)
Yeah ... well ... all you followers of the "Right and Accepted Religions" ... haul your asses out there and pray for a Modern Miracle. Let me know how it turns out.
Better yet - do it unarmed. Trust in your Process.
This Wiccan shit ? The dabbling in the metaphysical ?
It's an acknowledgement by the Progressives that Political Logic doesn't fill that burning fucking hole within themselves that 99% of Man has. The State, no matter how Perfect, will not bring them Utopia.
But they'll keep building Utopia all the same ... the same way a Drunk opens that next Bottle. Exactly the same. Wide-Eyed. With full knowledge of what comes next.
Hence - the looking for something "more".
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 10, 2018 07:09 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: BluesFish at October 10, 2018 07:09 PM (SyO2J)
Not what you are going to get.
Posted by: Code Pink
Hey sailor!
Posted by: Trigglypuff
Posted by: rickb223 at October 10, 2018 07:09 PM (gECZB)
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 07:09 PM (Qf3Gh)
The country is *so* dumbed down, he might be (partially) right. But if anyone can defy this idiotic trend of meaningless symbolic presidential engagement during disasters, I think Trump's the guy.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 10, 2018 07:06 PM (QDnY+)
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As usual, Trump and FEMA have had relief supplies put in place in advance, including personne. You will never hear a media report about this though.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 10, 2018 07:09 PM (I16G8)
They acknowledge divinity, they just don't know it yet.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 10, 2018 07:09 PM (fA1SL)
All Trump requires is that you kneel.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Humpbot at October 10, 2018 07:09 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 10, 2018 07:09 PM (fMj88)
Posted by: DR.WTF? at October 10, 2018 07:10 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 10, 2018 07:10 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: freaked at October 10, 2018 07:10 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 10, 2018 07:10 PM (0OmEj)
It's an acknowledgement by the Progressives that Political Logic doesn't fill that burning fucking hole within themselves that 99% of Man has. The State, no matter how Perfect, will not bring them Utopia.
But communism will.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 10, 2018 07:10 PM (gECZB)
'Each month, thousands of bad witches cast a spell against Donald Trump '
We have thousands of falling houses and buckets of water.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 10, 2018 07:10 PM (LsBY9)
Not what you are going to get.
Posted by: Code Pink at October 10, 2018 07:08 PM (TEv5V)
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No shit. The last nice thing we got was the top/bottom jump buttons.
Posted by: Weasel at October 10, 2018 07:10 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: LizLem at October 10, 2018 07:10 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: WOPR at October 10, 2018 07:10 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: USNtakim
Mental. Disease.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 10, 2018 07:11 PM (gECZB)
Sleeping village, cockerels cry
Soft breeze blowing in the trees
Peace of mind, feel at ease.
Posted by: JMO at October 10, 2018 07:11 PM (znEOw)
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What's the conversion rate, anyway? How many single prayers from Grammie does it take to counter thousands of prayers from leftists with salted candles and pierced eyebrows who don't believe in religion and somehow have no problem trying to summon the old black gods?
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 07:11 PM (Qf3Gh)
Posted by: notsothoreau at October 10, 2018 07:11 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 10, 2018 07:11 PM (8lPD/)
Posted by: Axeman at October 10, 2018 07:11 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: JSchuler at October 10, 2018 07:11 PM (SmZQt)
Posted by: Deacon Bleau at October 10, 2018 07:11 PM (yScAF)
Posted by: Boofffffperch at October 10, 2018 07:11 PM (Gqglx)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 10, 2018 07:12 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: Sugar Lips at October 10, 2018 07:12 PM (rco8e)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 10, 2018 07:12 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 10, 2018 07:12 PM (AllCR)
https://youtu.be/Nq7U5Jn56tk
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 10, 2018 07:09 PM (rFXJM)
To be honest I preferred Robin Tunney.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 10, 2018 07:12 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: saf at October 10, 2018 07:12 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: CPT11A at October 10, 2018 07:12 PM (5659K)
Posted by: kraken at October 10, 2018 07:12 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Deacon Bleau at October 10, 2018 07:11 PM (yScAF)
He should be white and Nordic. Skin color doesn't matter any longer for roles, right....right?
Posted by: WOPR at October 10, 2018 07:13 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 10, 2018 07:13 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Deacon Bleau at October 10, 2018 07:11 PM (yScAF)
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It's almost like Hollywood doesn't spend any time with or around black people at all.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 07:13 PM (Qf3Gh)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 10, 2018 07:13 PM (gu3EC)
So ... for every jailed rapist there are about 150 running around free. Now, in the US the stats I've seen say that at any given moment there are something like 230,000 in jail for rape, which means that, just from the US population, there are 35,000,000 other rapists running around free. Just from the US prison count. That's a lot of raping.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 10, 2018 07:13 PM (YPxp7)
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 10, 2018 07:13 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite
Meh, too many damn vampires.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 10, 2018 07:14 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable
This post-modern stuff is self-worship with a dose of 'take-that-Patriarchy' affectation.
Christianity insists on acknowledging higher things. This stuff is ego-stroking oikophobic vanity.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 10, 2018 07:14 PM (c07y/)
Posted by: kraken at October 10, 2018 07:14 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: saf at October 10, 2018 07:14 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Ghost Dancers at October 10, 2018 07:14 PM (TEv5V)
While the original series was running, in California a few teenage girls tried to cast love spells on William Shatner.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 10, 2018 07:14 PM (rFXJM)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 10, 2018 07:15 PM (TEv5V)
Stopped the foreign gun-gangs cold. - Boxers
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 10, 2018 07:15 PM (fA1SL)
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But communism will.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 10, 2018 07:10 PM (gECZB)
Yeah ... it's stupid. But History Books would be History Pamphlets if Man was any other way.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 10, 2018 07:15 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 10, 2018 07:15 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 10, 2018 07:15 PM (dtPtV)
DJIA
Nov 7, 2016: 17,888
Jan 26, 2018: 26,616
Mar 23, 2018: 23,533
Today, Oct 10, 2018: 25, 598
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover
Hurricane Michael (production shut down temporarily on ~ 40% of rigs in the Gulf), the big refinery fire in Canada, the oil embargo against Iran and Venezuela collapse (oil) means that gas/diesel and oil prices are going up bigtime in the next 10 days.
And then they (gas prices) will come back down. It's all in a trading range, and people got a little jumpy today.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at October 10, 2018 07:15 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 10, 2018 07:13 PM
Yes, but did you apply the Whoopi Goldberg sliding scale to your equation? Cuz that's not as much rape then.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 10, 2018 07:15 PM (e+/yu)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 10, 2018 07:15 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: kraken at October 10, 2018 07:16 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 10, 2018 07:16 PM (gu3EC)
He can be Paul Bunyan. Bigger role.
Posted by: freaked at October 10, 2018 07:16 PM (UdKB7)
single prayers from Grammie does it take to counter thousands of prayers
from leftists with salted candles and pierced eyebrows who don't
believe in religion and somehow have no problem trying to summon the old
black gods?
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 07:11 PM (Qf3Gh)
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If witchcraft worked, everyone would use it.
Seriously. If all those hexes and crap had actual Harry Potter-level effectiveness, everyone would be all on board.
They'd have vocational schools on it.
But it doesn't work and you can tell because only two groups of people use it:
1. Decadent elites who like to freak out the normals and feel naughty,
2. Pathetic losers who own a half-dozen cats and are mentally ill.
The first time I ever met an actual Satanist was in a gas station at 2 a.m. He had tattoos, black t-shirt, face piercings and pentagram and I thought to myself: "You gave up your soul and all you got was minimum wage on the redeye shift. What a deal."
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 10, 2018 07:16 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 10, 2018 07:11 PM (8lPD/)
Try one of my new hats.
Posted by: Guls Nairb at October 10, 2018 07:16 PM (Gqglx)
Posted by: John Podesta at October 10, 2018 07:16 PM (YAN+S)
Posted by: weirdflunky at October 10, 2018 07:17 PM (Qc6BK)
While the original series was running, in California a few teenage girls tried to cast love spells on William Shatner.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 10, 2018 07:14 PM (rFXJM)
I see that it worked!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 10, 2018 07:17 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 10, 2018 07:17 PM (Z4rgH)
I mean, you could just recite the "serenity now" saying. That would be equally effective.
Posted by: deadrody at October 10, 2018 07:17 PM (6q6RM)
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000677/mediaindex?ref_=nm_phs_md_sm
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 10, 2018 07:17 PM (rFXJM)
150 running around free. Now, in the US the stats I've seen say that at
any given moment there are something like 230,000 in jail for rape,
which means that, just from the US population, there are 35,000,000
other rapists running around free. Just from the US prison count.
That's a lot of raping.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 10, 2018 07:13 PM (YPxp7)
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They are aware that Bill Clinton is one of those still free, right? I assume they're urging his immediate arrest and banishment from public life.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 10, 2018 07:17 PM (cfSRQ)
I don't want to have to get outta my car, and actually walk into a store.
Posted by: Sugar Lips at October 10, 2018 07:18 PM (rco8e)
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 10, 2018 07:16 PM (cfSRQ)
Hah.
Posted by: eleven at October 10, 2018 07:18 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 10, 2018 07:13 PM (YPxp7)
Fits my client's claim perfectly!
Posted by: Mike Avenatti at October 10, 2018 07:18 PM (n9EOP)
I just combined Gin, Vermouth and 2 olives and magic happened.
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 10, 2018 07:02 PM (4e+hS)
****
Did the same thing with vodka and "presto chango"! "Walla Walla Washington"! Transmogrification occurred.
As my friends in the Old Neighborhood in Staten Island would say: "It was magic!"
Posted by: Publius Redux at October 10, 2018 07:18 PM (mvvCm)
I mean, far be it from me to mock another's religious ceremonies, but holy fuck, that's retarded.
I mean that respectfully, of course.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 10, 2018 07:18 PM (voA0p)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 10, 2018 07:18 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 10, 2018 07:18 PM (Ol3c7)
Posted by: kraken at October 10, 2018 07:18 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: saf at October 10, 2018 07:19 PM (5IHGB)
I don't want to have to get outta my car, and actually walk into a store.
Posted by: Sugar Lips at October 10, 2018 07:18 PM (rco8e)
There's a dough place up the street from me in the Village and it's packed. Cannot see the appeal.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 10, 2018 07:19 PM (/9p9e)
So, sure, 99.4% of behavior that is not remotely criminal does escape "justice".
Posted by: deadrody at October 10, 2018 07:19 PM (6q6RM)
I laughed. Thanks, McBride
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 10, 2018 07:19 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: K.N. McBride
Always ask them if they believe in God. If they don't, laugh in their face.
You can't have Satan without God.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 10, 2018 07:19 PM (gECZB)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 10, 2018 07:19 PM (gu3EC)
Then, pour some salt into your hand.
Then, keeping the grains in your palm, take a pen to write out a thank you to Christine Blasey Ford, the woman whose allegations of sexual assault against Supreme Court nominee -- and now justice -- Brett Kavanaugh, stunned a nation.
Back in 1920, some misogynists said women shouldn't get the vote because they're too flaky, emotional, and irrational.
Boy, were THEY off base, huh?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2018 07:19 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 10, 2018 07:16 PM (gu3EC)
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Good luck! Weather has screwed up air travel big time.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 10, 2018 07:19 PM (I16G8)
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But communism will.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 10, 2018 07:10 PM
Ah, and there's the target. Progressives only want things like socialism etc. because they will be the ones running shit. They know it's horrible for most people, that has never been their concern. They just want to be on the top since they can't do it in a fair competition.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 10, 2018 07:19 PM (e+/yu)
Just lost power. Damn.
Wind howling like a mfer.
Posted by: weirdflunky at October 10, 2018 07:17 PM (Qc6BK)
I like howling wind...but only if I have power. I hope you get it back soon or have some back up.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 10, 2018 07:19 PM (rco8e)
Posted by: Publius Redux at October 10, 2018 07:19 PM (mvvCm)
Also, remember, when a retard liberal uses the word "rape" they mean
literally anything a woman doesn't like, including a leering glance, a
door held open micro-aggression, or day-after sex regret.
So, sure, 99.4% of behavior that is not remotely criminal does escape "justice".
Posted by: deadrody at October 10, 2018 07:19 PM (6q6RM)
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Do they have a petition for the arrest of Roman Polanski?
Yeah, figured not.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 10, 2018 07:20 PM (cfSRQ)
Then, pour some salt into your hand.
Like, I can only use artsanal sea salt.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 10, 2018 06:48 PM (LsBY9)
Isn't the pink type better for spells? Yeti-enhanced or sumpin'
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 10, 2018 07:20 PM (di1hb)
Apparently these smitten teens with the Love Whammy quit the spell casting business after they were told it would ruin their looks.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 10, 2018 07:20 PM (rFXJM)
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 10, 2018 07:20 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 10, 2018 07:14 PM (c07y/)
Bullshit.
Every church I was dragged into was a full-bore Social Construct. Including a Social Hierarchy ... Virtue Signalling to attempt to climb said same ... Virtue Shaming to demote rivals ... and so on and so forth.
Ego-Stroking. Because that's what happens when you get Man together in numbers in a Social Setting.
People don't put on their finest clothing to impress an Omnipotent God. They put that shit on to impress each other.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 10, 2018 07:20 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 10, 2018 07:20 PM (2sCft)
Apparently these smitten teens with the Love Whammy quit the spell casting business after they were told it would ruin their looks.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 10, 2018 07:20 PM (rFXJM)
Third act of "Excalibur" and Helen Mirren with the charm of making.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 10, 2018 07:20 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Max Power at October 10, 2018 07:21 PM (Hucnr)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 10, 2018 07:19 PM (/9p9e)
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I live in the sticks. Do you mean a place you can go and buy various doughs to cook at home? Pizza, cookies, sweet rolls, etc.?
That sounds fascinating.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 07:21 PM (Qf3Gh)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 10, 2018 07:19 PM (/9p9e)
I LOVE it. More than the actual cookies. Maybe it is more a girl thing. In college we ate a lot of it. Haven't had any in forever.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 10, 2018 07:21 PM (rco8e)
Posted by: mc at October 10, 2018 07:21 PM (l1TIo)
Also, remember, when a retard liberal uses the word "rape" they mean
literally anything a woman doesn't like, including a leering glance, a
door held open micro-aggression, or day-after sex regret.
So, sure, 99.4% of behavior that is not remotely criminal does escape "justice".
Posted by: deadrody at October 10, 2018 07:19 PM (6q6RM)
It isn't exactly polite to call people retards. Especially if they are in fact, retards. That will get you sent to the re-education camp, white boy.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 10, 2018 07:21 PM (voA0p)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 10, 2018 07:02 PM (UCfux)
She was the ugly one of the group.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 10, 2018 07:21 PM (YPxp7)
So, sure, 99.4% of behavior that is not remotely criminal does escape "justice".
Posted by: deadrody at October 10, 2018 07:19 PM (6q6RM)
Posted by: Mike Avenatti at October 10, 2018 07:21 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 10, 2018 07:22 PM (rco8e)
King of the Hill had a great episode about this. Bobby runs into the lead "wizard", who is a minimum wage nobody at Blockbuster. Bobby joins the group and becomes a sort of wunderkind to them, but realizes what losers they are when they try to force him to drink dog's blood.
The episode is called The Witches of East Arlen.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 10, 2018 07:22 PM (9qZ3S)
Well, ask yourself when was the last time you ever met or heard of a successful Satanist? Or anyone with a neck tattoo for that matter.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 10, 2018 07:22 PM (e+/yu)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 10, 2018 07:22 PM (k4LnE)
Norfolk airport sucks.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 10, 2018 07:18 PM (Ol3c7)
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I got diverted there once. Was supposed to land at Richmond but the wind shear was too much.
The pilots gave it a good go, made multiple attempts and I found myself thinking "You know, maybe we could wait for this storm to pass?"
So we landed at Norfolk. Which was closer to my destination than Richmond. But we couldn't leave the plane without abandoning our gate-checked baggage because no one there could be bothered to unbolt the panel for us.
So yeah, not fond memories.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 10, 2018 07:22 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 10, 2018 07:22 PM (rFXJM)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 10, 2018 07:19 PM (/9p9e)
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I live in the sticks. Do you mean a place you can go and buy various doughs to cook at home? Pizza, cookies, sweet rolls, etc.?
That sounds fascinating.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 07:21 PM (Qf3Gh)
Or is it what I'm imagining? You can buy types of cookie dough to eat?
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 10, 2018 07:23 PM (rco8e)
I think he, and we, will survive.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 10, 2018 07:23 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: freaked at October 10, 2018 07:23 PM (UdKB7)
God bless America. We are rich beyond belief.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 07:24 PM (Qf3Gh)
Every church I was dragged into was a full-bore Social Construct.
Including a Social Hierarchy ... Virtue Signalling to attempt to climb
said same ... Virtue Shaming to demote rivals ... and so on and so
forth.
Ego-Stroking. Because that's what happens when you get Man together in numbers in a Social Setting.
People don't put on their finest clothing to impress an Omnipotent God. They put that shit on to impress each other.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 10, 2018 07:20 PM (fiGNd)Having had, and rejected, a reasonable religious education, all I can say is...Why not both?
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 10, 2018 07:24 PM (voA0p)
Then, pour some salt into your hand.
Like, I can only use artsanal sea salt.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 10, 2018 06:48 PM (LsBY9)
Isn't the pink type better for spells? Yeti-enhanced or sumpin'
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 10, 2018 07:20 PM (di1hb)
For maximal effect, you've gotta stick a yam up your butt before writing the letter.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2018 07:24 PM (YqDXo)
King of the Hill had a great episode about this. Bobby runs into the lead "wizard", who is a minimum wage nobody at Blockbuster. Bobby joins the group and becomes a sort of wunderkind to them, but realizes what losers they are when they try to force him to drink dog's blood.
The episode is called The Witches of East Arlen.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 10, 2018 07:22 PM (9qZ3S)
One of my favorite lines from the series is when Hank confronts the head "Wizard" and says "Look, some of this isn't your fault. A man can only take so many wedgies before he goes to pieces."
Posted by: josephistan at October 10, 2018 07:24 PM (Izzlo)
Toxoplasmosis + weed, maybe a few tabs of acid and a bump of cocaine. Oh, and some shroom tea.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 10, 2018 07:24 PM (9qZ3S)
Or is it what I'm imagining? You can buy types of cookie dough to eat?
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 10, 2018 07:23 PM (rco8e)
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I think yours has to be directly related to mine. Probably warnings on all the packaging and everything.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 07:25 PM (Qf3Gh)
Posted by: kraken at October 10, 2018 07:25 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 10, 2018 07:25 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Emmie at October 10, 2018 07:25 PM (4HMW8)
I live in the sticks. Do you mean a place you can go and buy various doughs to cook at home? Pizza, cookies, sweet rolls, etc.?
That sounds fascinating.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 07:21 PM (Qf3Gh)
Or is it what I'm imagining? You can buy types of cookie dough to eat?
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 10, 2018 07:23 PM (rco8e)
No, actual cookie dough:
https://www.cookiedonyc.com
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 10, 2018 07:25 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 10, 2018 07:20 PM
Then you were going to the wrong churches.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 10, 2018 07:25 PM (e+/yu)
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Hey everybody.
Ah I'm sick of politix. We all know the Dems are degenerating into a pack of wild wolves. Just put 'em down like one.
In the meantime, let's discuss REAL issues. Like, WTF is going on with FLEETWOOD MAC?!?!?!?!?
https://tinyurl.com/ybpukwqb
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 10, 2018 07:25 PM (miE9U)
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How about just punch yourself in the face and cry like a bitch?
Posted by: Marcus T at October 10, 2018 07:22 PM (k4LnE)
I larfed.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 10, 2018 07:25 PM (voA0p)
Had totally forgotten about Robin Tunney..... which made me think of Karen Allen......
Posted by: kraken at October 10, 2018 07:18 PM (ffWPP)
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Robin Tunney = Complete HottieKaren Allen = Complete CutieMany an hour spent in my bunk with both of them, iykwimaittyd.
Posted by: Publius Redux at October 10, 2018 07:25 PM (mvvCm)
Pour salt in your dick. Slam it in a car door. Voila. No more bad memories.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 10, 2018 07:25 PM (k4LnE)
Posted by: Minnfidel
My go-to expert on Rock 'n roll (who shall remain nameless at this time) said that John Bonham, Robert Plant and Jimmy Page made a pact with Satan to be successful (not John Paul Jones).
Bonham is dead.
Plant lost a child at a young age.
Page is a weird sex freak, and a lot of people don't want anything to do with him.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at October 10, 2018 07:25 PM (S6Pax)
Then, again, I had a great cousin who WAS supposed to be a witch and was called that when she attempted to administer comfort to her own mother on that mother's deathbed. The final words from my Great-Aunt? "Get away from me, you witch! " So
Posted by: Mother of Sons at October 10, 2018 07:26 PM (HLTe8)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 10, 2018 07:26 PM (fMj88)
Oh, how they laughed.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 10, 2018 07:26 PM (fA1SL)
https://www.cookiedonyc.com
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 10, 2018 07:25 PM (/9p9e)
Okay. I'm moving there.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 10, 2018 07:26 PM (rco8e)
Just lost power. Damn.
Wind howling like a mfer.
Posted by: weirdflunky at October 10, 2018 07:17 PM (Qc6BK)
Extra puter battery.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 10, 2018 07:26 PM (7RvOV)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 10, 2018 07:26 PM (WMs64)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 10, 2018 07:26 PM (fMj88)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 10, 2018 07:25 PM
Well said Fen. humans at church? NOOOOO!!!! I suppose they showered in the morning too! Blasphemers!
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 10, 2018 07:26 PM (e+/yu)
Every church I was dragged into was a full-bore Social Construct.
Including a Social Hierarchy ... Virtue Signalling to attempt to climb
said same ... Virtue Shaming to demote rivals ... and so on and so
forth.
Ego-Stroking. Because that's what happens when you get Man together in numbers in a Social Setting.
People don't put on their finest clothing to impress an Omnipotent God. They put that shit on to impress each other.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 10, 2018 07:20 PM (fiGNd)
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Sounds like your parents were climbers.
I go to the college parish. The older folks dress up, the younger ones don't bother. I think it's rude to wear shorts, but that's just me.
There's nothing wrong with dressing nicely, btw. Dressing up for church gives you practice for job interviews and such later in life.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 10, 2018 07:26 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 10, 2018 07:10 PM (0OmEj)
Don't forget islam. They like islam, too. And Buddhism - where women are inferior incarnations (because someone did something pretty bad last life) and cannot possibly achieve Nirvana. The best a woman can do is be near perfect and hope that she gets reincarnated as a guy. Yeah ... the left is in love with that gang, too.
Funny how the left turned to India for philosophical enlightenment. Inferior women, holy cows and a caste system that makes property slavery look like child's play. Not to mention a place so dirty and full of squalor it would make a pig vomit.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 10, 2018 07:27 PM (YPxp7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 10, 2018 07:27 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: kraken at October 10, 2018 07:27 PM (ffWPP)
this must be a magical branch of SCIENCE!
techo-science?
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at October 10, 2018 07:27 PM (RKQ/v)
Posted by: Minnfidel
My go-to expert on Rock 'n roll (who shall remain nameless at this time) said that John Bonham, Robert Plant and Jimmy Page made a pact with Satan to be successful (not John Paul Jones).
Bonham is dead.
Plant lost a child at a young age.
Page is a weird sex freak, and a lot of people don't want anything to do with him.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at October 10, 2018 07:25 PM (S6Pax)
Page at one time lived in Alastair Crowley's house.
BTW, today marks the 50th anniversary of the band. sigh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 10, 2018 07:27 PM (/9p9e)
God bless America. We are rich beyond belief.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 07:24 PM (Qf3Gh)
This.
Living in Europe it struck me how poor most Europeans actually are. It's rare for many people to be able to buy a car before they're in their mid-20s, for example. The idea of high school students driving a BMW into school would be incomprehensible to them.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2018 07:27 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 10, 2018 07:27 PM (9qZ3S)
Like, I can only use artsanal sea salt.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 10, 2018 06:48 PM (LsBY9)
Isn't the pink type better for spells? Yeti-enhanced or sumpin'
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf
Yeti splooged.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 10, 2018 07:27 PM (gECZB)
Posted by: Sponge at October 10, 2018 07:27 PM (Zz0t1)
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Of course not. John Paul Jones could play any instrument you put in front of him.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 07:28 PM (Qf3Gh)
Page at one time lived in Alastair Crowley's house.
BTW, today marks the 50th anniversary of the band. sigh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 10, 2018 07:27 PM (/9p9e)
Check that. It's next week.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 10, 2018 07:28 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 10, 2018 07:28 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 10, 2018 07:23 PM
I think they are eating raw uncooked cookie dough, kind of disgusting to me
Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2018 07:28 PM (T4oHT)
The infected ones.
Posted by: Sponge at October 10, 2018 07:27 PM (Zz0t1)
...with pox.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 10, 2018 07:28 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 10, 2018 07:28 PM (r+sAi)
Ivory.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 10, 2018 07:28 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: weirdflunky at October 10, 2018 07:28 PM (Qc6BK)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 10, 2018 07:28 PM (Evws/)
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Or maybe is just their way to be respectful, just as one might choose to wear nice clothes to a funeral or a wedding.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 10, 2018 07:28 PM (HiLJ1)
Posted by: Eromero at October 10, 2018 07:28 PM (zLDYs)
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Is there an incantation for hemorrhoids? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Dianne Feinstein at October 10, 2018 07:28 PM (Qwtw1)
BTW, today marks the 50th anniversary of the band. sigh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Yeah, that too. Crowley's house.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at October 10, 2018 07:28 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Christine O'Donnell at October 10, 2018 07:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 10, 2018 07:29 PM (W+vEI)
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, I guess the market in leftist bullshit is kind of saturated.
This headline was accompanied by news that Newsweek is now splitting off from IBT.
Posted by: bananadream at October 10, 2018 07:29 PM (YR7aL)
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Having had, and rejected, a reasonable religious education, all I can say is...Why not both?
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 10, 2018 07:24 PM (voA0p)
A fine damn question. One I wish you and I could somehow discuss to it's fullest at a Hotel Bar until Closing Time.
I'll say this ... Christianity on Paper is a Fine Thing. But Socialism on Paper don't look so bad either. Communism, on Paper, could work.
Things tend to turn out poorly when Man pursues things Collectively. Regardless of the motivation.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 10, 2018 07:29 PM (fiGNd)
>>>No, actual cookie dough:
https://www.cookiedonyc.com
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 10, 2018 07:25 PM (/9p9e)
There are gourmet cookie shops here that will deliver fresh cookies right to your door. In Utah, where it seems like every girl has a family cookie recipe and we all bake. And these shops do well. To be fair, they are really good cookies.
Moron Robbie is right, we are rich and blessed beyond words.
Posted by: LizLem at October 10, 2018 07:29 PM (hvf9s)
Hmm... We've got a strip mall up the road...
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 07:29 PM (Qf3Gh)
Maybe if I spend enough time waffling about this I won't end up going. Not great for Gainz.
Papa Johns also has a chocolate chip cookie pie. I like to put it in the freezer and eat it cold.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 10, 2018 07:29 PM (rco8e)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22HAO9DupFk
Posted by: rickl at October 10, 2018 07:29 PM (sdi6R)
One crone turns as a spear of light brightens the darkness. "Hail Hillary!"
Hillary, "Why am I not 50 points ahead?"
The crone to the left with the milky eyes and thin strands of gray hair cackles, "because even our magic has limits."
Hillary hissing, "what do you mean?"
The first crone, "even the magic of us three si not powerful enough to make you likeable."
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 10, 2018 07:29 PM (rFXJM)
O God, Master of this passing world, hear the humble voices of Your children. The Sea of Galilee obeyed Your order and returned to its former quietude. You are still Master of land and sea. We live in the shadow of a danger over which we have no control: the Gulf, like a provoked and angry giant, can awake from its seeming lethargy, overstep its conventional boundaries, invade our land and spread chaos and danger. We turn to You, O loving Father. Spare us from past tragedies whose memories are still so vivid and whose wounds seem to refuse to heal with the passing of time.
O Virgin, Star of the Sea, Our beloved Mother, we ask you to plead with your Son on our behalf, so that spare from the calamities common to this area and animated with a true spirit of gratitude, we will walk in the footsteps of your Divine Son to reach a heavenly Jerusalem, where a stormless eternity awaits us.
- Fr. Maurice Schexnayder, Bishop of Lafayette
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 10, 2018 07:29 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: weirdflunky at October 10, 2018 07:28 PM (Qc6BK)
Hold on tight.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 10, 2018 07:29 PM (QLvwG)
This is the party of science (they say), seriously pushing primitive superstition.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 10, 2018 07:30 PM (f1Vqw)
While I agree with your point, I've been to some funerals where the attendees looked like they just got out of bed. You know, showing respect.
Posted by: pep at October 10, 2018 07:30 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 10, 2018 07:30 PM (Evws/)
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Of course not. John Paul Jones could play any instrument you put in front of him.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 07:28 PM (Qf3Gh)
And he was a founder of the Navy!
Posted by: josephistan at October 10, 2018 07:30 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 10, 2018 07:30 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2018 07:28 PM (T4oHT)
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They use apple sauce in place of the eggs. No joke. Perfectly safe.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 07:31 PM (Qf3Gh)
He can be Paul Bunyan. Bigger role.
Posted by: freaked at October 10, 2018 07:16 PM (UdKB7)
Michael Moore can play "Babe the Blue Ox".
Posted by: Deacon Bleau at October 10, 2018 07:31 PM (yScAF)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 10, 2018 07:31 PM (Evws/)
Hmm... We've got a strip mall up the road...
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 07:29 PM (Qf3Gh)
I have never thought of buying a store. But I'd get one of those. Of course I'd end up with Diabetes and overweight. But one must suffer for their craft.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 10, 2018 07:31 PM (rco8e)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 10, 2018 07:31 PM (r+sAi)
I feel better.
Better do it again.
Yup.
It's working.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 10, 2018 07:31 PM (0tfLf)
I could have gone a lifetime without that image.
Posted by: pep at October 10, 2018 07:31 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: weirdflunky
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The management are all UGA grads, so...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 10, 2018 07:31 PM (Qwtw1)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 10, 2018 07:31 PM (e+/yu)
Posted by: Sponge at October 10, 2018 07:32 PM (Zz0t1)
A taser takes your mind off almost all your petty everyday problems!
Posted by: Mike Avenatti at October 10, 2018 07:32 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 10, 2018 07:31 PM (Evws/)
LOL.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 10, 2018 07:32 PM (YPxp7)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 10, 2018 07:32 PM (QLvwG)
Ga Power just notified us that our power is out so that's cool
Posted by: weirdflunky at October 10, 2018 07:28 PM (Qc6BK)
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Make sure your generator is well-ventilated.
If you don't have one...why not?
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 10, 2018 07:32 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Chris M at October 10, 2018 07:33 PM (6XZdO)
Posted by: weirdflunky
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That's what you get for not using solar.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 07:33 PM (Qf3Gh)
I feel better.
Better do it again.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 10, 2018 07:31 PM (0tfLf)
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Better not.
Posted by: bluebell at October 10, 2018 07:33 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 10, 2018 07:33 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: bonhomme
A fella could have a pretty good night in Vegas with all that.
Posted by: DaveA at October 10, 2018 07:33 PM (FhXTo)
I'm trying to tie the thread topics together.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 10, 2018 07:33 PM (rco8e)
Posted by: Edwin Moore, Commodore, The Texas Navy at October 10, 2018 07:34 PM (Qwtw1)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 10, 2018 07:31 PM (Evws/)
Maths IS hard.
j/k
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 10, 2018 07:34 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: ... at October 10, 2018 07:34 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: notsothoreau at October 10, 2018 07:34 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 10, 2018 07:32 PM (cfSRQ)
I have one and it'll be well vented. Waiting for the storm to pass or the power to come back on. A couple more hours.
Posted by: weirdflunky at October 10, 2018 07:34 PM (Qc6BK)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 10, 2018 07:34 PM (e+/yu)
one of those. Of course I'd end up with Diabetes and overweight. But
one must suffer for their craft.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 10, 2018 07:31 PM (rco8e
heh..I have always loved the idea of owning a See's Candy franchise..except I'll be a roly poly fattie in no time.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 10, 2018 07:34 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 10, 2018 07:35 PM (rFXJM)
Call your closest friend, invite her to your house, get her drunk on white wine spritzers, and when she passes out, put a pillow over her head and sit on it until your friend is no longer breathing and no longer has a pulse. Then sprinkle the body with sea salt, light a candle, and dig a really big hole in your backyard. Insert friend's body, cover with dirt, add some sage and an eye of newt (or a peppermint lifesaver, if you're out of newts), light another candle and repeat these words: "I am an idiot! I am an idiot! I am an idiot!" until you pass out.
Then voila! all your angst will be gone, and you'll be ready to strap on your pussy hat and start a new day.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 10, 2018 07:35 PM (fqUgw)
Run it well with Chik-Fil-A style service and that would be something to pass on to the kids.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 07:35 PM (Qf3Gh)
j/k
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 10, 2018 07:34 PM (QLvwG)
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He's Canadian. Math is different up there. You know, like their loony money.
Posted by: bluebell at October 10, 2018 07:35 PM (U5tDi)
They finally got a chance to snag Petty's guitar player?
Posted by: dartist at October 10, 2018 07:35 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: rickl at October 10, 2018 07:35 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Bully at October 10, 2018 07:35 PM (ObJ5s)
People don't put on their finest clothing to impress an Omnipotent God. They put that shit on to impress each other.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 10, 2018 07:20 PM (fiGNd)
Scogg, God loves you even if your experiences with church haven't shown God's love.
I can't tell you what everybody's motivations are, but my motivation for making sure I am dressed up for church is because I am offering God the respect He deserves.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at October 10, 2018 07:36 PM (F/KeJ)
Well, it's night time. What we need right now are some windmills.
Posted by: freaked at October 10, 2018 07:36 PM (UdKB7)
They call this "being proactive."
Instead of applying magic as a healing bandage, they soak the bandage in mixed acids to make guncotton, then put the nitrated bandage into a pipe to make a bomb.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 10, 2018 07:36 PM (p+B90)
"Aye, well so can I, or any man. But will they come when you call 'em?"
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at October 10, 2018 07:36 PM (3DZIZ)
Do they have a "Summon Gerbil" spell?
Posted by: Richard Grear at October 10, 2018 07:36 PM (dtPtV)
I'll say this ... Christianity on Paper is a Fine Thing. But
Socialism on Paper don't look so bad either. Communism, on Paper, could
work.
Things tend to turn out poorly when Man pursues things Collectively. Regardless of the motivation.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 10, 2018 07:29 PM (fiGNd)
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Strongly disagree. Christianity has endured for 2,000+ years and has brought us compassion, mercy and it is no accident that the societies that embraced it soonest have prospered.
Go read up on pre-Christian societies and tell me how much nicer they were.
Communism destroys everything it touches, almost immediately.
No, Christianity hasn't brought paradise on earth. It's not supposed to. It's only supposed to save us for a better life to come.
Communism is all about the here and now, and its failure is manifest.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 10, 2018 07:36 PM (cfSRQ)
Scogg, the problem is that Socialism and Communism on Paper don't look too bad on paper...
and then you turn the page!
Posted by: Mike Avenatti at October 10, 2018 07:36 PM (n9EOP)
Ergotism might possibly have been partly to blame, but last I read, they don't really have a smoking gun.
The colonists did grow rye and the growing season seems to have had the right conditions.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 10, 2018 07:37 PM (9qZ3S)
A fine damn question. One I wish you and I could somehow discuss to it's fullest at a Hotel Bar until Closing Time.
Been there, done that. Have had many a fine hangover, and will cheerfully do it again.
I'll say this ... Christianity on Paper is a Fine Thing. But
Socialism on Paper don't look so bad either. Communism, on Paper, could
work.
Things tend to turn out poorly when Man pursues things Collectively. Regardless of the motivation.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 10, 2018 07:29 PM (fiGNd)I dunno. Humans are bad to the bone: "out of such crooked timber can nothing straight be built". But Jews, for all their flaws, have had a good run at collective morality, and I am on the whole well inclined towards Christianity in its major manifestations (awfully fucking gracious of me, if I do say so). It has done some good, and some evil, but I doubt I could do better, and certainly others have done much worse.I'm a bit tribal it is true, but 16 year old Aberlour brings it out in me. So I absolve myself, in a fine self-centered fashion.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 10, 2018 07:37 PM (voA0p)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at October 10, 2018 07:36 PM (F/KeJ)
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Bingo. It's a sign of respect.
Posted by: bluebell at October 10, 2018 07:37 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: notsothoreau at October 10, 2018 07:37 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 10, 2018 07:26 PM (cfSRQ)
Of a sort ... they were looking for respectability.
Poor White Trash - they did the best they could to be accepted. I knew enough to keep my mouth shut - because they both had really fast hands - but it was so fucking obvious to see.
I'm positive they willed themselves to blindness to it. Most people can, and do, turn that trick when needed.
Regardless - it doesn't make "Christianity" bad - anymore than it makes "Socialism" bad. And as far as such things go - "Christianity" has a fine record. Better than most Social Movements.
But it ain't a fucking Cure All. And it's still to be mistrusted in Macro Sense ... because it's practiced by Man.
Man in Numbers always turns into a Mob. Every time.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 10, 2018 07:37 PM (fiGNd)
Well, it's night time. What we need right now are some windmills.
Posted by: freaked at October 10, 2018 07:36 PM (UdKB7)
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Nope, can't be windmills. Harvard discovered they're no-sh*t warming the planet. Ha.
Guess you'll just have to stick with a relatively cheap and effective source of readily available power.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 07:37 PM (Qf3Gh)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 10, 2018 07:37 PM (r+sAi)
The funny thing is that it was mostly hysterical women accusing each other, and it took men to straighten it out and put an end to it.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 10, 2018 07:07 PM (LWu6U)
The Salem Witch Trials. That was about accusing people of being commies, right?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 10, 2018 07:38 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: tuna at October 10, 2018 07:38 PM (jm1YL)
God bless America. We are rich beyond belief.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 07:24 PM (Qf3Gh)
This.
Living in Europe it struck me how poor most Europeans actually are. It's rare for many people to be able to buy a car before they're in their mid-20s, for example. The idea of high school students driving a BMW into school would be incomprehensible to them.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2018 07:27 PM (YqDXo)
My niece. God bless her and America.
Posted by: Deacon Bleau at October 10, 2018 07:38 PM (yScAF)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 10, 2018 07:38 PM (AllCR)
"Oh, and definitely trust them on this crank statistic:
After all, we live in a world where 994 out of every
1,000 rapists escape criminal justice, according to the Rape, Abuse, and
Incest National Network (RAINN).
99.4% of all rapists escape justice"
Not so hard to believe when you consider 100% of women have been raped, will be raped or are currently being raped. How many actually see their rapist in jail? I submit it is 0.6% of women at the very most.
Posted by: Ripley at October 10, 2018 07:38 PM (NbRJx)
Posted by: Rosasharn at October 10, 2018 07:38 PM (PzBTm)
Posted by: Sponge at October 10, 2018 07:32 PM (Zz0t1)
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After the antics of the last few weeks with Kav, the Dems have cost themselves a fair amount of mid term support. White suburban women, for example.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 10, 2018 07:38 PM (I16G8)
Is there an incantation for hemorrhoids? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Dianne Feinstein
PYLE!!!
Posted by: GYSGT. Vincent Carter at October 10, 2018 07:38 PM (4mUNO)
Thing. But Socialism on Paper don't look so bad either. Communism, on
Paper, could work.
Things tend to turn out poorly when Man pursues things Collectively. Regardless of the motivation.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 10, 2018 07:29 PM (fiGNd)
Yah... No. Christianity brought the enlightenment. It also brought dignity and worth for women and children.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at October 10, 2018 07:38 PM (F/KeJ)
One of my favorite songs:
Silver Springs (Live) -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RYRoQO15ZI
The Boston concert is better but I couldn't find it on youtube
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 10, 2018 07:39 PM (YPxp7)
They finally got a chance to snag Petty's guitar player?
Posted by: dartist at October 10, 2018 07:35 PM (K22Va)
Well, it's not like he has anything better to do......
Posted by: Sponge at October 10, 2018 07:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 10, 2018 07:39 PM (Aq//A)
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Sounds like your parents were climbers.
I go to the college parish. The older folks dress up, the younger ones don't bother. I think it's rude to wear shorts, but that's just me.
There's nothing wrong with dressing nicely, btw. Dressing up for church gives you practice for job interviews and such later in life.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 10, 2018 07:26 PM (cfSRQ)
Yeah, walking into church wearing shorts isn't showing respect.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 10, 2018 07:39 PM (7RvOV)
Posted by: freaked at October 10, 2018 07:40 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 10, 2018 07:40 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 10, 2018 07:39 PM (Aq//A)
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String. Also super absorbent.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 07:40 PM (Qf3Gh)
Since then though, seems they've fizzled out for good.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 10, 2018 07:40 PM (miE9U)
Man in Numbers always turns into a Mob. Every time.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 10, 2018 07:37 PM
You're confusing organized religion with faith in God. Those two don't always go hand in hand or work together because man is faulty. God is not.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 10, 2018 07:40 PM (e+/yu)
Posted by: TheMascotArmy at October 10, 2018 07:41 PM (IAGvD)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 10, 2018 07:41 PM (lwiT4)
Man in Numbers always turns into a Mob. Every time.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 10, 2018 07:37 PM (fiGNd)
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We are all fallen creatures. But that doesn't mean we can't do better.
People can do great evil, but also great good. We live in the most affluent, peaceful, comfortable society in human history. You and I are communicating over what were insurmountable distances a century ago. We have people posting on this threat from INSIDE A HURRICANE.
That's pretty good stuff. Maybe proof that there is a divine spark and those that heed it can make life better for others.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 10, 2018 07:41 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Ripley at October 10, 2018 07:38 PM (NbRJx)
Because all heterosexual intercourse is rape, right? :-P
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 10, 2018 07:41 PM (ujg0T)
Funny that
The examples MUST be made. Ford, Ramirez, Swetnick and that soyboy motherfucker who doxxed
Posted by: Getcha Pull at October 10, 2018 07:42 PM (aR6C/)
Vulture article see that Stevie Nicks was pissed off by some of Lindsey Buckingham's recent onstage behavior. I guess she felt belittled.
She actually told Mick Fleetwood and the rest of the band, fire Lindsey or I quit. The band chose to fire Lindsey.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 10, 2018 07:42 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 10, 2018 07:42 PM (Aq//A)
It's amazing that they ever do. I'm not much for religion. Religion tells me how to act. God tells me I am loved.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 10, 2018 07:42 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 10, 2018 07:42 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Ripley at October 10, 2018 07:38 PM (NbRJx)
Because all heterosexual intercourse is rape, right? :-P
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 10, 2018 07:41 PM (ujg0T)
According to the radical feminists, yes.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 10, 2018 07:42 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Chris M at October 10, 2018 07:43 PM (6XZdO)
I'm trying to tie the thread topics together.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 10, 2018 07:33 PM (rco8e)
If I was Samantha I would wriggle my nose and clone myself to have sex with. Now that's a damn spell.
Posted by: Deacon Bleau at October 10, 2018 07:43 PM (yScAF)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 10, 2018 07:43 PM (WMs64)
Posted by: Tami at October 10, 2018 07:44 PM (cF8AT)
Preferably while also having (1) a gun to their temple and (2) a pair of locking pliers affixed tightly to their genital areas...
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 10, 2018 07:44 PM (miE9U)
Since then though, seems they've fizzled out for good.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 10, 2018 07:40 PM (miE9U)
Yeah, they were great. But that band went through something like 146 different members. No surprise that they hit on a magic group for a bit and then fell off. But those songs were good enough that it's great to hear them covered, even by whoever is making up Fleetwood Mac these days.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 10, 2018 07:44 PM (YPxp7)
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 10, 2018 07:41 PM (cfSRQ)
Depends on your perspective.
I don't trust anything to motivates Man in large numbers.
That includes Faith ... regardless of what it's placed in.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 10, 2018 07:44 PM (fiGNd)
"Democracy may provide the policy they desire, but progressives desire more than that. They desire domination for it's own sake, as a source of pleasure, and that domination grows more desirable the more closely the instrument of domination resembles a religious body...wise men in black robes interpreting an occult text inscrutable to the uninitiated....
"To win an election is not sufficient - it is much more satisfying to be revealed as one of the chosen by capital H-History.... to have one's political desires revealed as a constituent of the founding bedrock of the nation, blessed by history itself, is a different kind of thing altogether."
Posted by: Presidential Alert at October 10, 2018 07:44 PM (ABH6n)
I can't remember off hand the leaked screen shots, but if memory serves it was something about taking all of the oxygen out of the room on some positive Conservative story or line of argument, and Ezra and his buddies agreed they simply wouldn't - get this -- cover or talk about the story at all of these major news publications.
Ezra Klein is a scum bag of the first order. Also one of the true-blue Progressives, together with his bosom buddy, Paul Krugman.
Posted by: RichardWindsor at October 10, 2018 07:44 PM (db5dt)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 10, 2018 07:45 PM (Evws/)
Because all heterosexual intercourse is rape, right? :-P
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 10, 2018 07:41 PM (ujg0T)
.
So buttseks between two men is OK, but a man having buttseks with a girl is rape?
This seems a bit unfair. I am indignant!
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 10, 2018 07:45 PM (voA0p)
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 10, 2018 07:45 PM (KCxzN)
Jeannie >> Samantha Stevens
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 10, 2018 07:45 PM (YPxp7)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 10, 2018 07:39 PM
Not sure if that was sarcasm or not. The church I go to, people including our pastor wears shorts sometimes. Some dress in more dress clothing, some in more casual attire. We will all stand naked before God one day. I don't think he cares about your jeans etc. I think he cares more about where your heart is and your relationship with him. He knows you better than you, so I doubt a piece of cloth will bother him. That being said, there's nothing wrong with dressing up etc. To each their own I guess.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 10, 2018 07:45 PM (e+/yu)
The same guy who produced/created Bewitched, Danny Arnold, went on to produce/create Barney Miller.
Interesting, given how different they were. Bewitched was pretty much fantasy, while BM was surprisingly gritty and real.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 10, 2018 07:46 PM (miE9U)
Economy is so good "even Colin Kapernick found a job".
Unlike so many candidates who have appeared on stage with Trump, and unlike so many incumbents in public office (surprisingly), is a good speaker.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 10, 2018 07:46 PM (QDnY+)
I told her to just blame the cat but maybe she is worried about a hex.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Humpbot at October 10, 2018 07:46 PM (yQpMk)
Funny that
The examples MUST be made. Ford, Ramirez, Swetnick and that soyboy motherfucker who doxxed
Posted by: Getcha Pull at October 10, 2018 07:42 PM (aR6C/)
I am probably way off on this, so what the hell... Feinstein was the ringleader of a conspiracy of using color of law to deprive Kavanaugh of his civil right to be presumed innocent until proven guilty. She should spend the rest of her natural life in prison plus 100 years minimum.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 10, 2018 07:46 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Deacon Bleau at October 10, 2018 07:43 PM (yScAF)
Oh Jim Acosta. You silly goose stepper.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 10, 2018 07:46 PM (rco8e)
Just wall up her cell.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Humpbot at October 10, 2018 07:47 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 10, 2018 07:45 PM (Evws/)
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You're remembering correctly. But that leaves 56/100ths.
Posted by: bluebell at October 10, 2018 07:47 PM (U5tDi)
Let's be honest: those shysters probably would love to get their paws on Ford's GoFundMe windfall.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 10, 2018 07:48 PM (miE9U)
I have literally seen only 1, one, (1), ONEEEEEE, ad run by him, and it was ludicrous.
Meanwhile Mikie Sherril is saturating every form of media with ads attacking him.
WTF!!!!!
Posted by: Kreplach at October 10, 2018 07:48 PM (kT3/m)
Posted by: bluebell at October 10, 2018 07:33 PM
******
Wait until I get there BBells. I'll let you pull my finger!
It almost always works with the grandkids.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 10, 2018 07:48 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 10, 2018 07:49 PM (fMj88)
Vulture article see that Stevie Nicks was pissed off by some of Lindsey Buckingham's recent onstage behavior. I guess she felt belittled.
She actually told Mick Fleetwood and the rest of the band, fire Lindsey or I quit. The band chose to fire Lindsey.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 10, 2018 07:42 PM (miE9U)
Sure sounds like rape to me.
Posted by: rickl at October 10, 2018 07:49 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 10, 2018 07:49 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: notsothoreau at October 10, 2018 07:50 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 10, 2018 07:45 PM (e+/yu)
I try to dress appropriately for church (as a mark of respect), but for those that come in shorts and tee shirts, I say, I'm glad you're here in church and not elsewhere this fine Sunday morning,
Posted by: Hrothgar's Boofing Services (now with 36 year guarantee), VLLC at October 10, 2018 07:50 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 10, 2018 07:50 PM (2DOZq)
56/100ths Evil
Posted by: Deacon Bleau at October 10, 2018 07:50 PM (yScAF)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 10, 2018 07:50 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: Minnfidel
I'm sorry if that got confused. Page, Plant and Led Zeppelin were successful, but paid an awful price. Bonham is dead. Page is just plain weird in his personal life, and I have that on some first (second hand) person eye-witness observations.
Satan collects his due in the harshest of ways.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at October 10, 2018 07:50 PM (S6Pax)
Listen to the song "Don't Fear The Reaper" a lot. Get ideas.
(I know, it's wrong, but I'm just really angry these days.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 10, 2018 07:52 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Minnfidel
I'm sorry if that got confused. Page, Plant and Led Zeppelin were successful, but paid an awful price. Bonham is dead. Page is just plain weird in his personal life, and I have that on some first (second hand) person eye-witness observations.
Satan collects his due in the harshest of ways.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at October 10, 2018 07:50 PM (S6Pax)
Couldn't Satan have at least given them an original song?
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 10, 2018 07:52 PM (2DOZq)
Thing. But Socialism on Paper don't look so bad either. Communism, on
Paper, could work.
Things tend to turn out poorly when Man pursues things Collectively. Regardless of the motivation.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 10, 2018 07:29 PM (fiGNd)
Yah... No. Christianity brought the enlightenment. It also brought dignity and worth for women and children.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner
Christianity at its root is about your relationship with God, your personal relationship.
We are born into a fallen world, and most things of this world will eventually turn to shit.
God has offered us,nay, promised us salvation from this world, through the life, death and resurrection of Jesus Christ, begotten of God, who lived as a man among us.
He knows our weaknesses, our frailty, our every wrong. Yet loves us still.
The Light of the World.
Yes, the church in all its manifestations can be bad sometimes, full of the vanity of men. Misused and twisted. Depraved and wretched.
The Word is for you and me, personally.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at October 10, 2018 07:57 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Wontsubmit at October 10, 2018 07:57 PM (122Gu)
People don't put on their finest clothing to impress an Omnipotent God. They put that shit on to impress each other.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 10, 2018 07:20 PM (fiGNd)
I can't speak to anyone else's motivation, but for me Mass is a serious matter that I take very seriously. So I bring my best.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 10, 2018 08:00 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: kallisto at October 10, 2018 08:08 PM (2sspa)
Christianity at its root is about your relationship with God, your personal relationship.
We are born into a fallen world, and most things of this world will eventually turn to shit.
God has offered us,nay, promised us salvation from this world,
through the life, death and resurrection of Jesus Christ, begotten of
God, who lived as a man among us.
He knows our weaknesses, our frailty, our every wrong. Yet loves us still.
The Light of the World.
Yes, the church in all its manifestations can be bad sometimes, full
of the vanity of men. Misused and twisted. Depraved and wretched.
The Word is for you and me, personally.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at October 10, 2018 07:57 PM (S6Pax)
That is not all the Word is... "for wherever two or more of you are gathered in my name, there shall I be also." God calls us to community, he calls us to do his good works in his name. Works are not needed to get God's grace but he calls us, nonetheless to manifest that grace in the world.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at October 10, 2018 08:21 PM (F/KeJ)
Posted by: ... at October 10, 2018 08:31 PM (uEbPt)
It's a gateway to madness.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 10, 2018 08:36 PM (R9+0K)
What garbage.
Or maybe Ace is right, they're including the....s holes.
Of course, I believe these gals and white knights just make you scary numbers on the fly.
Posted by: Jar jar thinks at October 10, 2018 09:28 PM (p+XbJ)
Posted by: BGabby at October 10, 2018 10:27 PM (VnhfZ)
As a point of interest, there are Libertarian and conservative Witches and Pagans as well. We aren't as loud as the other sort. Too busy getting in range time and working for a living.
Posted by: Gorm The Scroufulous at October 10, 2018 10:38 PM (XdroR)
Why you ask
Because it is white
Posted by: Glenn at October 10, 2018 11:20 PM (8EUYx)
The reason witchcraft is forbidden is that you are trying to alter God's already chosen outcome. That is, you think you're more powerful than God.
Now, how do you suppose God is to view that?
Posted by: Mother of Sons at October 11, 2018 02:22 AM (HLTe8)
Posted by: Mother of Sons at October 11, 2018 02:26 AM (HLTe8)
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Posted by: obsidian at October 11, 2018 10:16 AM (7+yqP)
a little research on this. And he actually bought me lunch simply because I discovered it for him...
lol. So let me reword this.... Thanks for the meal!! But yeah, thanx
for spending time to discuss this matter here on your
web page.
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